E546 Sand Hands
Episode Stats
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1 hour and 30 minutes
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157.16463
Summary
On today's episode of the Rocky and Bullshit Podcast, Rocky talks about the craziest thing that has ever happened to him and how he handled it. He also talks about how he almost got into a fight with a police officer and how it almost cost him his job.
Transcript
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This year, that thing is, this year was just hooked to a dang laser beam.
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You almost had to slow down the film and even remember the summer.
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This thing was just a, this took the HOV lane this year.
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I couldn't even, I couldn't even, I couldn't even make an accurate police report on, on, on, on, on April.
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I couldn't tell you what she looked like, what she was wearing.
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I, the officer, like, well, can you tell me, April, tell you, tell me, you know, how tall I look.
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You know, and now, I don't know if it's just that life feels faster now, but you can't even get your hands on it.
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You can get some of it, but then it just, it ends up just, you just, you just realizing you can't get it.
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It's like trying to just do a, um, uh, what's it called?
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The guy you go to, and you go in his shop or whatever, and it's, he pretends like he has a secretary or whatever, but he doesn't.
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And then you go in there, and he lays you down, and he, like, he asks you, like, a question or something, but you're so nervous that you're going to get touched or whatever.
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You can't control, you just, you think you can, and then there's nothing.
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I'm just saying it's been a long year, um, and I'm happy to be here with you today.
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And, uh, yeah, just thank you guys for just your patience on doing solo episodes.
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I wanted to tape this yesterday, but I just, my, I was just so damn rattled.
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I mean, it's just like a couple pigeons are just living in your ass.
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Somebody, you know, somebody comes to the door and they just, you know, this guy came to the door and he was offering pest control or whatever.
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And I'm like, you know, I, I think they just came because I think I have like 11 pest control guys because I, you know, I forget.
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And then next thing, you know, hell, I'll be in my living room reading a book and one of them will just, damn, just, we'll just spray for, we'll just spray for lice right in front of me.
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He'll spray for lice right across my damn forehead sometimes.
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Cause I forget, you know, I always forget when they're going to be here.
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You, you have that one afternoon, you're doing a cook off and they show up with those, um, with those, uh, those, uh, chigger grenades or whatever.
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And they're humming those bitches, you know, and your family's out there, you're trying to put mustard on something.
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Anyway, the guy came and, um, he had just, uh, the bug guy, he's like, you know, we can come, we can come 17 times a year.
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And I was like, dude, I don't want, when I get married, I don't want my wife coming here 17 times a year.
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You know, so that's not a sales tactic I wanted to hear, but, uh, but the guy had the biggest mustache I'd ever seen in my life.
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And the only thing I could think the whole time he's talking to me is you need to go spray up in that bitch.
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Cause there ain't, there is not a chance in hell.
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You're not running some kind of damn bug motel right up under your snout, daddy.
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You ain't got a couple of fucking word lice running around up in that, uh, in that, up in that trap house you got above your lip, daddy.
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So it just, you know, I said, you know, I said, I think we're good.
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You know, we got guys, I got seven guys spraying right now.
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And, um, and here we are and it's November and it's,
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Some of you, your kid is a, you know, your kid is age is been a, is aged this year.
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Or your dad, has it got to get a hip, got to get a new hip or new neck or whatever.
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You know, it's just things happen fast, you know, man.
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It was only seven months ago that, uh, we laid my grandmother to rest.
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You know, just, it's just all these things and life just keeps lifing, you know?
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It's a lot for everybody and it's marvelous at the same time.
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Um, but I'm grateful to be here with you guys today and, uh, just grateful to be taking a moment
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to think about our lives and what they've been like.
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We, it has been a while since we've had a solo episode.
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Um, I'm, I'm finally having a little more time to start to take care of myself right now.
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And so that's feeling really good just to be able to relax some, um, what's going on.
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We just got off the road out in the Midwest, baby.
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Um, on OSU, this campus, Grand Rapids, Michigan, baby.
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The, I think I do owe a little bit of maybe an apology to, um, um, what is that place called?
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It's like a place where they have people, um, Oh, Chicago state.
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No, it's, uh, Colorado state, Colorado Springs.
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I may owe us, uh, just Colorado Springs and, um, Casper, Wyoming.
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I mean, I was just, I mean, I, you, you could hear my eyes open, you know, I opened my eyes
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and they, you could just like, it was loud, you know, you know, like somebody just hard
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R'd around, you know, I saw a cat look over at me like somebody just been hard R'ing at
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it and it was just how so dried out the weather there.
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The wind, it'll, you open your eyes for a second, the wind will get in there and clean them bitches out.
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Next thing you, I was having to lick my hand and rub it into my eyes, spitting in my hand
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And even, you know, you're looking at everybody through damn spit eyes or whatever.
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And the ladies, they're like, oh, look at this little bitch with his damn spit eyes.
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You see a damn animal up there, a dog up there.
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Casper, Wyoming, that thing up there, just, he just, somebody, you, you write water on the ground
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I saw a plant, it had grown up my leg and was trying to, uh, drink out of my, uh, had me a little, uh, canteen.
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I saw a vine stood somewhere for 30 seconds, a vine grew up my leg.
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Yet now, everything's thirsty as hell up there.
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You know, I definitely did my best, but they gave you oxygen tanks.
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But the, all the oxygen tank is just a can of just more dry.
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So you hit that bitch and now you're just, everything, even the animals, they would sound
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like they were, were dried out like, they had a cow, one cow.
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So that was just a, but beautiful country, beautiful place.
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I just, I was shocked at how, uh, dehydrated I got IVs up there.
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It just took me a little bit to get on my feet, man.
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That was like probably one of the more hectic times that I'd had this year.
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Um, uh, just health healthness, you know, and being alive and being like that.
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Um, I went out to Montana, but all that area, Colorado Springs.
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And thank you for everybody coming out and, um, and, and Casper, I can't even believe it.
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I mean, that's where mother nature just, just tries on her clothes up there, baby.
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So to even get to go to that part of the country that people came out, uh, thank you guys so much.
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And it's, uh, it's, uh, it's one of the greatest little city town places I've been.
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I didn't, man, you always, I think of some people in your head, you have ideas of a place that's kind of perfect, you know?
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And they got, you know, somebody's walking their kid home from school or whatever.
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And the kid's just got a bunch of snot on his face or whatever.
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Just that, you know, because there's something kind of beautiful about it.
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If your nose was running, I'd let that bitch fly, cut.
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Because people were always looking at you when you were poor.
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People always look at you like you ain't got nothing.
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And that's when, when, when, when my nose was running, I'd be like, oh yeah, I got this bitch.
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So there is something very beautiful about that.
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Or a lot of gay dudes, or they say it like, hey, I'm in La Crosse.
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I mean, just to get to see some of America, man.
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And we try to do some meet and greets after the shows.
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And you think it's going to get worse this year?
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And if you're looking at the, uh, diameter or whatever, the air diameter, or the, the weather.
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You know what's something that I thought was really special?
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That was, uh, I got to be around or be a part of, um, or be around, really.
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Um, so SNL, uh, Saturday Night Live was going on and Bill Burr was going to be on it.
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You know, and, uh, and Bill Burr is, there's nobody like him.
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I'd never been over there and seen it, you know?
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Oh, my buddy Kevin and, um, and John Farley was there.
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And, uh, and it was just like, man, to be at SNL, you know, where Chris Farley and
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Spade and Nealon and Carvey and all of the, like, uh, Rock, um, Sam, just all these wizards
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of, uh, you know, um, possibility, you know, uh, Sherry, um, Oteri, um, uh, who's the lady
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that puts her, she's always, uh, taking her own temperature or whatever and smelling it.
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She, you know, just, um, just to be at SNL, Saturday Night Live to be on that stage, just
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to be at there watching and, and, um, and John Farley was there, Chris Farley's brother.
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And it was the first time he said that he'd been back there since his, uh, since he'd
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It was just like, it just, it was just kind of, it felt special, you know, cause I just
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I can't imagine having a brother that is, you know, so, well, first of all, it's your
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So they're very important to you, but then also there's such a, uh, uh, uh, entertainer.
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And then you go back to the place where they, one of the places that they're most known from,
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And, um, yeah, that was just, it was magnificent, man, just to be able to be there with him.
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And he told so many stories, uh, and I was kind of bummed that they didn't bring him out
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on the stage and let him tell a story out there at SNL.
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The stories he was telling backstage were better than half of the things that were happening
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I thought, I mean, but also that's, you know, I bet it was just crazy to hear a guy talk
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about, you know, his brother, Chris Farley and all the little moments that they'd had
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And, um, here, I'll say this when it, when it came down to listening to him or watching
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some of the sketches, I couldn't help, but listen to some of the things that he was saying
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because it was, yeah, it just was like a walking through time and walking through, um, time
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that really meant something, you know, time between brothers.
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And so, yeah, that was pretty exceptional, but yeah, I was like SNL should have had him
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Like bring this guy's the first time he's been back since his brother.
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It's like the closest Chris Farley will get to being there.
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I'm not trying to tell, you know, I don't know.
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Um, but yeah, that was, it was just, it was, that was something neat to be a part of.
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And what else I went with my butt, my friend has a son and, and we took him to the swing
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Oh, I watched the CMAs, uh, country music awards the other night because I'm, you know,
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I live in Nashville and so you have to watch it or you, people won't look you in the eyes
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And so, you know, I was checking it out and Caleb Presley was on there doing presentation.
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I wanted to see if Jesse Murph was going to be there.
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That whole gang, baby, jelly roll, yellow wolf.
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And it's just a, that, that is just a St. Bernard with a couple of face tats on him.
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You know, but that whole like, uh, musically recovering honky vibe, you know, that's really
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I saw damn yellow roll and it was, um, Bobby Lee was there.
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So it's just, you know, yeah, he's doing music now.
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So it just, you know, it's just, there's a, anyway, it was a very diverse group over there.
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Oh, but I watched cause I wanted to see if, um,
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They were up for vocal group, which, what does that even mean?
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Kind of, it's all music, you know, but, um, they didn't win.
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Uh, I haven't heard a lot, you know, I don't think, first of all, if you look at, uh, old
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Domignon, they, Domignon is a brother's name and it's, you know, show me 30 Domignons and
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I'll show you, you know, how to get, how to get to Memphis.
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So, and so that was the way I'm like, damn, they don't even, somebody's hiding.
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They're hiding, they're hiding a brother amongst the four or five of the guys that they have
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But, um, yeah, I just wanted to see red clay strays win.
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And I thought it was just a chance for C, you know, CMAs like to hear you have a vibe,
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you know, and no disrespect to, um, to OD, baby, but you have a vibe.
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Red clay strays, they, they sing, they sing prayers, man.
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They sing things that I can't, they sing prayers that I can't even make.
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That I can't even make the words to, they sing those.
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And I just feel like that's part of such a movement.
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And so, yeah, I think I really wanted them to win that, um, award.
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But also then red clay strays, are they a country group?
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You know, I mean, they're music and, and it doesn't need a space to fit in, you know,
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you don't need to put every, uh, foot in a shoe, but it's like, well, yeah, what are they?
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But it's a lot of, uh, it's a lot of vibrant prayer.
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I feel like coming out of those boys and I'm partisan as well, or partisan or whatever.
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Um, anyway, that's some of the stuff that's been going on, um, recently and a lot more.
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Um, but yeah, or just CMAs, I felt like they had a chance to pull some new blood in there.
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And, uh, and I just didn't see that, you know, but, but what, what do I know?
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I don't know shit, you know, I'm just a loud honky over here.
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Um, Grand Rapids, beautiful place, beautiful place, man.
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Just, uh, yeah, just to see a lot of places where people are just thriving and people are
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saying, Hey, this is our community and we're going to keep it like it is, man.
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That's something that, that really, uh, felt great to witness.
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It's wild that our calendar, that even our calendar, right?
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Our setup, our framework, our time-based framework for our society and for civilization has a stop
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It's interesting that even time says, hey, hold on.
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I need you to, you have to have some gratitude here.
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You know, and I think that that, to me, that's pretty fascinating that that is a speed bump
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You know, it's a comma that says, hey, care, right?
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Care about the things that have happened to you.
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Um, and see, I want to think about those today and just things that I'm thankful for.
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Um, yeah, being able to whisper, that's a big one.
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And I'm so thankful for that because otherwise everybody in your family would just, wouldn't
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So I'm just so thankful that, that God lets us whisper, you know, um, I'm thankful, uh,
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for my family, you know, I'm thankful that my sister makes me laugh a lot and that she likes
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Um, I'm thankful my nephew talks to me, you know, I wish he kind of hit my line more, but
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Um, but he's a child, you know, and it's like, I got, it's got to be an adult and just,
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But, um, oh, I'm thankful that urine isn't hotter than it's is when it comes out of your
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That would be, that would, that would be crazy, bro.
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If you were, you know, if it urine just came out like even 10 degrees hotter, bro.
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Cause you'd go in the bathroom and they'd have one dude in there about to urinate and everybody
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And like, you come on, Richard, come on, Richard, blast that shit, homie.
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And he'd be like, shut the fuck up, Richard, piss bitch.
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And people, and there'd be a gay dude just kind of holding his back for no reason, just
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If you're, if, if you're doing a group piss, right?
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And everybody's supporting one guy who has to piss and the dude that's pushing up on the
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So yeah, I'm grateful that pee pee is at that or urine or whatever they want to call it is
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Um, I'm grateful that God, um, that God lets me try, you know, I'm grateful that God lets
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me try, you know, that, uh, every single thing isn't final.
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I'm grateful that, um, that my arms are, you know, they're not the best.
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I got, I got medium length arms, but I know that they're good enough to hug good enough.
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Let me think, I'll think about some things throughout the show, throughout the episode
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I'm thankful that I have some shoes on right now.
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Uh, yeah, I'll keep thinking about it, but let's get into some calls, man.
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You guys have, uh, been hitting the hotline and, and I haven't been there.
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Um, but I just want to thank you for hitting it.
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Um, my whole life, I've always ended up with black friends.
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I play basketball and maybe out of 200 white guys, five black guys, I end up being friends
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But, uh, I want some white friends or like Asian friends.
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So, I just wanted your advice, like, how does that happen?
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I don't think that, you know, I don't think, I think you're going to, you can get all types
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You know, um, I think, uh, you know, basketball is a gateway drug to, just a brother-ific type
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Go out into your neighborhood right now, dribble a basketball in the street, see if a couple
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You know, that's that, just, you hear a basketball banging on that street.
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That's a, that's the Michael Jordan mating call, cut.
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You put a rim up anywhere and you're going to get some black friends, man.
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You put a basketball rim up anywhere and you're going to have some brothers show up.
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You're going to have, you'll have a couple, couple wet brothers out there just double drowning
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So you got, you have to think if you want to get different types of folks, you have to
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put out different types of, uh, activities, you know?
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So, so if you want to get more Asian friends, you might want to do a, um, Asian people like
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You know, look at an Asian, look at any, uh, resting or sitting Asian, resting Asian or
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Look at, look at one, bring up a couple, right?
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Go to any of these folks and say, you keep counting.
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So that's something you could do to meet some Asians right there, man.
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And also it's okay to be a white guy that has black friends.
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That's a, you know, and I know you're not saying there's anything wrong with it, but
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you know, they had, and when I was, you know, when I was getting into life or whatever, they
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And people don't want to, you know, people don't want to say that shit, but he was, man.
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You got a lot of black dudes that want to be whiter, you know, or having white, more white
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I mean, I saw a brother crying in his car the other day outside of a Jimmy John's.
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What I'm saying is the portal is always open, guys.
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There's no NIL money to have a new friendship and another ethnicity, man.
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That is, you know, we're all bound to be beige in a couple generations anyway.
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So right now, if you want to meet someone of a color or of an ethnicity, then now is the
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Because in two, three generations, everybody going to be beige, mauve, off mauve.
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People going to be all batched out and Jeanette modified or whatever.
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You will have an off brown, white bottom, speckled trout, Korean, Mexican, black lady.
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So if you want to enjoy specific ethnicities now, now is the time to do it.
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Because genetically, we're all heading to one color.
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We're going to be just one little off brown, semi-white, matte finish, gray baby bear of Christ.
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Me and my family want to invite you to our Thanksgiving dinner.
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And we think you can fit in really well with our family.
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And I think it's going to be some really good food.
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I can whip up some really good mashed potatoes.
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I want to let you know that I can't make it over there for the Thanksgiving up there in Gallatin.
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And hope you guys have a wonderful time up there.
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You know, every year they put cooking utensils into his fighting gloves.
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And he gets out there and he'll beat up a damn meal for you, son.
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You're like, dang, some of them had broken ribs on them.
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You know, he'll give you a little turkey leg or something.
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He got on his fighting trunks and he just, you know,
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just putting a bunch of hand action into a damn mixing bowl.
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But you'll see him out there fucking calf kicking a rump roast, bro.
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It might be our largest show ever over at the Cajun Dome
00:37:21.600
Trevin, you got anything that pops into your head, brother?
00:37:47.620
Because I'll take something for granted in a heartbeat.
00:37:50.520
I'll take my heartbeat for granted in a heartbeat.
00:37:58.580
Oh, something else going on out in the world today.
00:38:10.960
I just want to say, I've been thinking about turkey and ham.
00:38:15.580
We didn't have ham at Thanksgiving because apparently ham's a Christmas thing.
00:38:45.940
You know, ham, it just, it gets home and it's like, where's your mother?
00:38:52.380
But turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey's a little more risky, I think.
00:39:01.660
You know, it's a little, it's a little more perverted, I think.
00:39:06.820
Turkey, you know, it's like, what you want to do to me?
00:39:25.360
So turkey kind of looking at you like that, I feel like.
00:39:34.480
You know, it'll party, but it's fucking, you know.
00:39:38.060
You know, it's gonna, it can't, it won't be able to drive itself home.
00:39:52.420
It could be, turkey, turkey, you'll see, you'll see turkey in a high heel.
00:40:14.340
Police find two kilogram garden gnome made entirely of MDMA.
00:40:53.400
Uh, we got another call that came in right here.
00:41:07.580
We did a show out there in Portland, uh, which is a great city.
00:41:12.520
People are always like, there's Antifa's up there.
00:41:21.360
It's just a bunch of leftover Antifa and BLM activists and people, you know, adults wearing
00:41:29.720
LARPing in the park and sword fighting and doing makeshift renaissance fairs up there and
00:41:34.960
And damn George Foreman grilling every meal and shit.
00:41:42.660
I'd never, I just hadn't, it was just, it really shocked me how, how special it was.
00:41:48.080
There's a naked guy pushing himself, you know, pushing himself in a, you know, and he's like,
00:41:54.440
you know, has a boat or, and he's going down the street in a, um, a, uh, adult baby carriage
00:42:15.440
Um, I, I really appreciate the way that, that you peddle your tickets, the way that
00:42:22.640
you, uh, encourage people to not use secondhand sites because, you know, you don't want to,
00:42:28.420
you don't want people paying more than they should to come see you.
00:42:33.900
Well, a lot of times what happens is people will look up a ticket, right?
00:42:37.140
Want to go to the show, this city, this date or whatever.
00:42:40.480
And then other secondary sites that are reselling tickets will put them, will pay more to get
00:42:48.420
their searching higher on Google and stuff like that.
00:42:52.200
And so then you click there and you're not really paying an original, you don't even have
00:42:56.120
an option at a, at a regular price ticket if there's still any available onward.
00:42:59.660
But then I go to your, your website, man, and I see that, uh, theovan.com slash tour
00:43:10.040
And I'm just curious, man, you know, the, the people absolutely hate Ticketmaster.
00:43:18.760
It's a, they've been running this scam forever.
00:43:22.340
So I don't know how we get a politician that is going to break up the monopoly.
00:43:31.780
You know, I would love to have a ticket broker on this year.
00:43:34.300
Maybe we can find, start delving into the dark depths of all that.
00:43:41.320
It's sick that you could take three of your friends to a show, but now you can only take
00:43:56.900
It's these big companies who owns Ticketmaster.
00:44:12.500
Ticketmaster is a wholly owned subsidiary of Live Nation, which is headquartered in Beverly
00:44:19.940
Well, I think one of the issues, who's the owner of Live Nation?
00:44:36.840
Liberty Media Corporation is the largest shareholder of Live Nation Entertainment, owning 30% of
00:44:44.380
Other major shareholders include Vanguard, owns 8.3%.
00:44:58.060
So that's why you're getting fucked because they own everything.
00:45:01.200
They own the building that the show is in sometimes, and then they own the website.
00:45:15.220
They don't care that it takes more money out of your pocket.
00:45:33.820
You know, and maybe one day there'll be a better way to do it.
00:45:37.220
I know Zach Bryan tried a unique method through AXS, I think, ticketing.
00:45:44.440
But it hasn't shown up yet, or a way that's definitely definitively saves people that money.
00:45:55.820
But we have a government that continues to allow that sort of business behavior, especially when they have a monopoly on the market.
00:46:08.540
I'd love to have an extra $40 from Ticket and Fees to go get me a soda or something.
00:46:22.440
Cheaper to get her a ticket than put her in dang hospice or whatever.
00:46:26.920
You know, she's over here, you know, listening to whatever we're watching.
00:46:31.220
You know, Metallica on Ice or whatever over here.
00:46:39.140
You know, now they have a new Anxiety on Ice as a new performance for kids.
00:46:43.140
Like, what are we even fucking taking our kids to?
00:46:47.620
It's Big Pharma Anxiety on Ice brought to you by Live Nation and Pfizer, dude.
00:46:54.140
I mean, yeah, people at least aren't blind to it.
00:47:03.980
And I personally would not go see a show just because it's being sold strictly for ticket
00:47:10.940
So I was curious if there was some kind of way that we could get away from some big corporations
00:47:16.360
and hopefully by getting away from them, you know, you could get more of a percentage of
00:47:25.320
I mean, those venues, they could give away to something.
00:47:29.600
You know, they also, yeah, they charge people for parking a lot of times or it's just that's
00:47:38.800
But no, as of right now, I don't know another way.
00:47:47.240
Maybe one day I'll have, you know, I could own venues with other people and we could just
00:47:51.900
do the shows there at our own venues and we wouldn't sell tickets and we wouldn't gouge
00:47:59.840
Or maybe you'd find one politician that would just run simply on the fact that they're going
00:48:08.440
So it's just those greedy companies and dirty lawyers, I believe.
00:48:13.100
But also there may be stuff I don't know about it.
00:48:15.860
They may need an extra $42 a ticket to send you that email.
00:48:32.000
Let me think about what else I'm thankful for, man.
00:48:33.940
I'm thankful that I have buddies that check in on me.
00:48:38.660
I need to do a better job of that or I would like to do a better job of that in the coming
00:48:42.820
year of checking in on people and checking in on myself.
00:48:48.120
You know, I want to make sure I do a better job of that.
00:48:54.320
Oh, I'm thankful my buddy Jeremy just had a new baby, his third son.
00:49:01.000
Him and his wife Natalie just had a child and they just have a blessed, just, man, him
00:49:08.340
and my buddy Curtis, they run a speed and strength training, a training group over here in Nashville
00:49:16.520
and it just, those guys are like, they're like the best part of my week when I get to be
00:49:23.360
over there and just laugh with everybody and we have so much fun and they really uplift a
00:49:30.080
And so, yeah, that's something I'm thankful for, that he had a healthy son.
00:49:40.920
I'm thankful I got to go to my buddy Scott's wedding this year.
00:49:43.720
I'm thankful I got to see my friend the other night.
00:49:45.780
I'm thankful that God lets me think about other people and that I can try, that I can, you
00:49:55.040
know, that if there's patches where I go through where I get stuck in myself that I can come
00:49:59.560
out of those, you know, we're not so, every thought doesn't have to be a sentence, like
00:50:04.500
a life sentence, you know, or that every feeling isn't like a life sentence.
00:50:08.460
Even though there are moments sometimes where they think, it feels like they might be, they're
00:50:15.760
I'm thankful you can see somebody that'll change your vibe, you know, or change, you
00:50:19.820
can hear a song that'll change your energy and you can choose to hear those things too.
00:50:28.800
Yeah, I'm thankful that some of the mistakes I've made haven't, haven't put me in places
00:50:34.780
that, uh, make things very tough on me from day to day.
00:50:40.940
You know, that's been a lot of grace from God in those spaces.
00:50:49.340
What do you think about, Trevin, anything else, any other gratitudes coming into your head?
00:50:55.580
Thankful for friends, like you said, being able to be able to think about, you know, being
00:51:03.620
Being able to take the time to, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:09.200
I'm thankful God lets me see different things or whatever, see animals, bro.
00:51:12.640
I would hate that shit if you were at the zoo and your people are just telling you what
00:51:17.640
And then the guy starts touching you on the back or whatever.
00:51:20.040
You're like, this guy's a pedophile or whatever, you know, who, who am I even with, dude?
00:51:25.660
That's the kind of scary shit that's out there.
00:51:55.720
Um, I mean, I just want to, uh, preface by saying I'm, I'm not racist, but, um...
00:52:10.640
Um, lately I've been hanging out with, you know, some brothers, and I've...
00:52:22.320
I've noticed that I've been sneezing around outside, and, um...
00:52:36.640
I don't know if it's, like, hard to look tough, like, saying bless you.
00:52:42.480
I've been trying to say bless you in the mirror in a tough way, and it's...
00:52:45.680
I gotta admit, it's a really hard task to do, like...
00:52:51.680
You're saying a lot of brothers, they don't say bless you when you sneeze.
00:52:57.980
I mean, brothers been through a lot of shit historically, man.
00:53:05.140
The sisters, they've been through some shit, man.
00:53:10.560
So they ain't worried if somebody can't handle a little pollen or something.
00:53:19.100
You know, that's when they drop some bless yous on them.
00:53:22.860
They worried they can't get the pain out of the culture.
00:53:30.360
They save some of their bless yous for Sunday as well.
00:53:49.440
Just because somebody can't handle sitting near a tulip or something.
00:53:52.240
Or somebody get a little activated, their lungs flare up around a fern.
00:53:59.080
That's a little bit more white trauma than it is a black trauma, I think.
00:54:08.400
Like you the floral George Floyd or something, man.
00:54:14.260
And don't bother a brother to say bless you because...
00:54:17.240
Because your white ass having trouble with some dandelion dander.
00:54:38.620
And I think you gotta let that lie where it lies, baby.
00:54:45.760
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00:56:23.980
You know, I do want to say, though, it is that time of year where we can try to do more for
00:56:28.420
That's one of my things I was thinking about yesterday.
00:56:30.080
It was like, how can I make next year, how can I do more?
00:56:38.600
I hear that so many times from people like, hey, how can I be a part of this?
00:56:43.720
And so, yeah, I've been thinking about that a lot, and I'm going to, I want to figure that
00:56:50.940
Just ways to, yeah, we all want to find ways to give back to help our neighbor, you know?
00:56:57.220
And this is the time of year for that to be on our hearts, I think.
00:57:02.480
Or I don't know, I'm not trying to preach at you.
00:57:03.700
This is the time of year where that's on my heart.
00:57:06.900
You know, how can I, yeah, how can I think about somebody else?
00:57:13.200
Because what a relief it is when you're trapped in yourself to have a moment where you're thinking
00:57:18.780
You're like, oh, thank you, God, letting me think about somebody else, man.
00:57:25.860
Let's take a couple more calls here on the way out.
00:57:41.700
I've been drinking every single day since I've been 17.
00:57:44.100
I mean, there's been times where I stop drinking for a week, but I always fall back into the
00:57:57.060
I'm just wondering if you have any advice for me.
00:58:04.940
I noticed myself when I get, when I'm doing something I don't want to be doing, when I'm
00:58:11.240
doing something I don't want to be doing, and then I've said to myself, hey, I don't want
00:58:24.540
That's not you making that choice all the time.
00:58:31.660
You wouldn't say to them every day, oh, damn, you have cancer again.
00:58:50.200
And then here, this is what I would notice for myself.
00:58:52.660
Then shame starts building up because now not only am I addicted, now I am.
00:58:59.300
Uh, now I am, um, ashamed because I keep breaking my own promise to myself.
00:59:10.460
So now not only am I dealing with addiction, but I'm also dealing with, uh, with, with shame.
00:59:16.500
And man, when those two dogs get together, good luck getting a Frisbee through the yard,
00:59:25.140
Um, but that's the only, people ask me a lot how, you know, about addiction stuff.
00:59:30.500
The only answer I ever know that has helped me has been, uh, going to recovery, going to
00:59:36.640
Alcoholics Anonymous, starting there, going to a meeting.
00:59:39.340
Because the first thing they ask you in there is that, um, my life, is your life unmanageable?
00:59:59.760
Because that's a way where you get to choose for yourself.
01:00:02.780
Nobody's making a diagnosis of you being an alcoholic.
01:00:14.560
And if the answer is yes, then they, there's more, then you take it from there and there,
01:00:20.540
But I would recommend go to three AA meetings, some different ones.
01:00:24.600
Uh, listen for the similarities and don't listen for the differences.
01:00:28.200
Because it's easy to be like, ah, this shit, no, no, that ain't, I, you, you hear one thing
01:00:36.720
So, yeah, man, I'm sorry that you're dealing with that.
01:00:40.140
Uh, but that's really the only, I don't have a magic button or a magic solution, you know?
01:00:45.780
And then once you're in there, you can maybe get some sponsorship or something.
01:00:49.220
They can help you decide if you should get treatment or that sort of thing.
01:00:52.440
Um, now, if you're drinking every day for that long, you may need treatment to detoxify
01:00:56.740
yourself, but, uh, thinking of you, brother, and, um, and thank you for calling, man.
01:01:20.960
Uh, just any advice that you would give to him personally would be much appreciated.
01:01:35.840
Um, happy Thanksgiving to you and to your child right there.
01:01:40.400
And I'd say to your child, I'd say, hang in there, young King.
01:01:51.800
Because young DS lords like yourself are heroes and you are beloved.
01:02:04.460
There's not any of us in existence that doesn't, that doesn't see somebody with Down syndrome
01:02:13.740
You know, you make a candle, there's a candle, just light up inside of everybody.
01:02:19.400
Y'all are the ones, y'all are the ones braving the genetic nether realm to see what's on the other side.
01:02:38.460
And every year we're getting closer to winning this war.
01:02:45.540
We will battle with Down syndrome until it's all the way down.
01:02:53.620
So keep hugging your mom and keep being a bumblebee of hope for all of us.
01:03:03.520
And keep smiling because when you smile, when people with Down syndrome smile, we all smile somehow.
01:03:13.520
Because we all have that, just a, not a DS, but a D-O-S-E.
01:03:26.240
And I believe that, you know, and that's why we can relate.
01:03:29.680
And I love you and I love your mom and I wish y'all a happy Thanksgiving.
01:03:35.240
And keep teaching the rest of us how to love better.
01:03:44.700
And I was able to just break my foot free as a child.
01:04:12.840
It's just hard going back and forth trying to find a job with an addiction.
01:04:25.400
Um, and it's funny that it is, I listened to your podcast because of how you talked about coke.
01:04:36.700
And, uh, I've been struggling with putting it down.
01:04:42.960
Um, if I just get to the point where I just, I get so deep, you can't get out of it.
01:04:52.200
Man, it just, it breaks my heart, kind of, you know.
01:05:03.200
Yeah, just, I don't know what it makes me feel.
01:05:09.160
Yeah, I guess it makes me like, um, what does it make you feel like?
01:05:21.440
Well, I think it's, I think it's, uh, powerful that they feel like they could reach out to you to talk about it with someone who can relate.
01:05:30.320
Yeah, I think there's a part of it's like you want to, you can just tell when somebody's hurting, you know.
01:05:46.300
We can even ask her if we, I don't care if we put this on or not.
01:06:13.020
Did you call, I don't know if this is the right person.
01:06:15.160
Did you call our, I just, I'll have like a voicemail thing.
01:06:18.160
I just didn't know if you called it the other day.
01:06:30.260
But we just happened to start list, just like, we've been listening for the past couple weeks
01:06:36.260
to try and do like an episode to come out next week.
01:06:39.820
And so, yeah, today I was listening to him and I just heard your message.
01:06:42.600
And it just like, yeah, you know, I struggle with shit.
01:06:46.100
So, I just thought I would just say what's up or, you know.
01:06:59.180
And I got, I like rear anything, but I was flying and I shouldn't have.
01:07:08.620
I just came out with a small concussion and nobody else was hurt.
01:07:13.320
It's been a, yeah, it's getting taken care of, but it's just been a shitty week.
01:07:23.000
I can't believe you actually listened to my voice, man.
01:07:28.520
I mean, it just made me, you know, it seemed like you're having a, going through a tough time
01:07:49.960
What do you think, so what time of day or what kind of happens that you start to, you feel
01:07:55.280
like you start to fall apart a little bit or make you drink?
01:08:01.240
I started a job last year and we ended up having to work like, it was a mandatory seven
01:08:06.400
days a week and it's been like that the whole time I started and I finally, they fired me
01:08:11.440
in October and that's when shit really started to fall apart.
01:08:16.180
I started showing up, drinking on the job and stuff.
01:08:30.740
I tried to make relationships and just got shit on.
01:08:47.760
I'm still living a little bit of life, I'm trying to.
01:08:50.640
Oh, well look, I think you got some blessings right there and then so you don't have a, you
01:08:54.080
don't have a responsibility outside of yourself you got to take care of.
01:09:08.640
I got put on medication a while back, but I got off of it and I think that kind of made
01:09:20.140
But I felt like the medicine was just making me more depressed, but it could be from the
01:09:25.880
So I've never had like talked to a therapist or anybody about it.
01:09:37.660
I mean, are you, or do you just feel like maybe you just had a tough couple of days?
01:09:43.800
I just, I've been through, I know there's people out there that go through worse things,
01:09:50.780
but I have, was in a relationship for a few years before I moved back in with my parents
01:09:56.760
and it was abusive and I lost, I had a, I was pregnant and I lost my baby.
01:10:12.020
You probably just, I don't know, what did it, did you start, yeah, like what did you start
01:10:19.700
I just felt like I couldn't do nothing or kill it anymore.
01:10:24.500
I think that's where it all started like to fall apart for me and I kept trying to like
01:10:28.740
get back up and it just kept bringing me back down and then I just picked up alcohol and
01:10:33.980
it's funny because I used to never want to drink, not even when I turned 21.
01:10:45.860
Oh, if I just can't feel, if I feel like I just can't do good anymore, that's a horrible
01:10:51.960
I'm sorry that you, I'm sorry that you've been dealing with all that.
01:10:56.660
I'm trying to get back up on my feet, get another job.
01:11:01.420
I think that's not working and stuff like that is really, you're just sitting at home
01:11:07.660
I don't, I have one friend and I love her to death.
01:11:11.060
She always tries to help me, but I'm kind of a hard head and I don't listen to her.
01:11:22.920
Well, dang, yeah, I wish there was some way that I could help out, you know.
01:11:25.920
I wish there was something I could do to be supportive.
01:11:30.020
Yeah, I mean, do they have therapists in your town?
01:11:31.700
Do you think even going to somebody like that would help?
01:11:33.500
I'm just trying to think of something that might help you get a better, you know, or
01:11:43.600
I don't, I don't even, I don't know how to start.
01:11:47.020
I don't know if I, I've always like been around people that tell me therapy doesn't work
01:11:52.820
and you don't need to go to pay somebody to tell them about your problems because they
01:11:58.280
So I guess I kind of just stuck that in my head that I didn't need to go talk to people
01:12:10.080
Well, yeah, I just don't know if that's good or not.
01:12:11.980
I don't know if it's good for anything to hold anything in that long, you know.
01:12:16.740
But I've always grew up where you don't talk about your emotions that much, so.
01:12:25.180
If you felt something in my neighborhood, somebody would call you a dang f**k, to be honest
01:12:42.060
Maybe I'll just, is it, I'll check back in with you in like a week or something to see
01:12:48.300
That, it really helped me, Colin, like you actually heard me, like, it just felt, made
01:12:56.220
Well, I know what that's, yeah, I can relate to that, man, for sure.
01:13:21.000
It feels good to get it out, but, you know, some people just don't want to hear about your
01:13:26.140
They're always like, well, I'm dealing with this, I'm dealing with that, everybody's
01:13:32.080
But sometimes you just need somebody to hear you out and not make you feel crazy for it.
01:13:42.240
You know, we just want something to be, you know, we just want a place to put something.
01:13:46.800
There's obviously different things you could go do to try to get help for yourself, you
01:13:54.740
So you could, if you wanted to try therapy, then you could try it at least.
01:13:57.780
You know, I know it takes time to like try and figure that out, but that is a thing.
01:14:05.520
I'll just, yeah, I just want to just, I'll check back in like in a week or something and
01:14:24.680
I'm not on good terms with my brother right now, so it's going to be kind of awkward.
01:14:34.200
Damn, I wish y'all could figure that out before he gets over there.
01:15:00.600
But, yeah, if I can't swallow my pride for my family, you know, at least do it for myself,
01:15:06.660
Because it don't have to be about me on Thanksgiving.
01:15:12.860
I don't deserve to ruin other people's day just because I have feelings a certain way,
01:15:26.380
Well, I just, I should be able to approach somebody in my family at the end of the day,
01:15:36.640
I want them to think, oh, I was holding something against them, you know, that I couldn't figure
01:15:41.100
out, you know, like, no, I would want my family member to think that I love them, you
01:15:45.040
And so, I got to figure that out, even if it's for a short-term basis, you know?
01:15:52.760
I don't want to be always a part of the problem, you know?
01:16:00.880
Well, I got to finish up because I'm about to go watch some football.
01:16:09.540
Well, I appreciate you calling, and I just hope you hang in there, and, yeah, just don't
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feel alone, you know, because that's, that isn't true.
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Yeah, and you just have people that are like you.
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I think sometimes you just have to go find, you have to, it's hard sometimes we got to,
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So, but anyway, I hope I'm not trying, I don't sound like I'm trying to preach at you, do I?
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No, I'm just going to drink a bunch of water and keep going.
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I want to go, I want to bring all this shit or tell my family members like, well, I don't
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And the truth is, there's a part of me inside of me that wants to be around my family.
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But there's another part of me that wants to have things my way.
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Even if the other person wronged me or I don't like their energy or whatever, I can't figure
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Sometimes I'm a Saint Bernard with a couple of face tattoos, baby.
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Let me see if I can get him to say a couple of things he's thankful for.
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So I just called her over there and was talking to her for a little while.
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Sometimes it's hard for me to feel comfortable.
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It's like I don't like to do it when I don't...
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You know, sometimes I do my podcast just by myself.
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Yeah, I don't like to do it if I don't feel comfortable.
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You know, like if I feel agitated or something or I'm stressed out.
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Like I'm just going through the emotions or whatever, you know.
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You kind of did a little 12-step work on your podcast.
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Yeah, just to listen to her, she was talking about.
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It's funny because we both had some of the same things, which was like being around family
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Just stuff like that, too, we ended up talking about.
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If you have a couple of things you're thankful for, we're just going to think of a couple
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of them on the way out of the episode, if you got a couple.
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I mean, I'm definitely thankful for my family, you know, you and everyone else in our family,
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I'm really thankful for my friends and the friendships that I've been developing.
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I mean, I'm thankful for potential, you know, just like being able to just to get up in
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Yeah, I used to have this hypothetical, like, it's a little bit derogatory, but I can tell
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So, if you're on an island and you can't masturbate, right?
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Well, yeah, but if you can use them to masturbate, then no, because you can't masturbate in this
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Yeah, and you're just laying naked on the beach on this deserted island, right?
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I don't know for certain, but you probably are a heterosexual male.
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You can't, and then all of a sudden, there's another man on the island.
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Which, if you can't, if you can't masturbate, you can't have sex.
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But do y'all date for a long time first, or is there any, or how does it even...
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No, one day, you're out there just laying on the beach, because you can't walk.
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And then, kind of, from the distance, here comes this man walking, and he's got two legs.
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You can't even walk, but suddenly you're a damn wee blow scout, dude?
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Look, he carries you over to the fire and lays you down.
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And then, so I'm just saying, eventually, eventually, you'd have sex, even though you're not, even though you're a heterosexual male.
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You're like, you'd have to go on dates with the guy.
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You're like, and you'd have to know people aren't coming to get you.
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You'd be having sex with the guy, and then you hear a helicopter over the top.
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If you just are stuck on an island for two days and you hook up with a dude, then you're just a gay guy.
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Which is fine, but don't be like, oh, the island or whatever.
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And that's why our family has trouble during the holidays.
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Thank you for letting me be a part of your life.
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I went on Joe Rogan's show, and I was just having a tough time on it.
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I think I got real scared, like, after, like, the election and people making podcasts...
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Like, their, like, podcasts swayed the election, and I don't believe any of that.
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I believe people do what they want to do, you know, and then they make out to be this
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big right-wing, people emailing me about fascism or whatever, and just a lot...
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I, I, in fact, uh, he's, he's a good, he's a, just a, he's somebody I trust.
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You think my friend is going to run for frickin' president of the United States, and I'm not
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Or for, uh, you know, minister of health or whatever, or whatever it is called.
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It's called, um, Deadpool 7 or whatever he's called now or whatever.
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You know, uh, the CBS warlord, or I'm not even sure what they're calling him now.
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Um, but, yeah, I'm going to vote for my friend, and I don't really care what anybody thinks
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Um, and I wouldn't think it's weird if you vote for your friend.
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I don't give a fuck who anybody votes for, but, yeah.
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So, but I don't know, yeah, I think just a lot of stuff, like, kind of freaked me out
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in the past couple weeks, and I was just been feeling overwhelmed, and, um, and yeah.
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And then we all go through shit, and then the year's going fast, and whatever.
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And maybe I do feel like I have to explain myself.
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So, you won't come to my house or office, I don't even have an office, but you won't
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come to whatever and see, like, a board, like a, you know, chalkboard or whatever, with
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arrows on it or whatever, or, like, you know, it says, you know, secrets or, you know, just
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I've talked enough, I've wasted enough of your time today.
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And, yeah, the holidays, man, you got to think, they're coming up.
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I'm going to beat somebody's ass outside of a bed, bath, and beyond if I have to hear that.
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He's trying to get me to go on a cruise, I bet.
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If you're young and you jerk off to that, dude, you obviously wear, like, a nice jacket when you do it, you know.
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Just remind everybody, be good to yourselves, man.
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Be good to others, dude, let's do, we'll just keep doing what we can do.
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I'm excited about the end of the year we have coming up.
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We will take a week off at some point for no episode.
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Riley Mao, Ben Becker, all of the producers that have helped, Zach Powers, Colin Reiner, Nick Davis, Cameron George.
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We got a whole gaggle of guys and people who have over the years.
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And thank you guys for being a part of my life and the support.