This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Impractical Joker Joe Gatto

00:00:00.000 You know him, he's one of the impractical jokers, and this guy has probably made more people laugh than anybody.

00:00:08.640 Maybe any, I'm trying to think of somebody that tickles people, that's real famous, I don't even know,

00:00:13.700 but he's probably one of the top 40 or 50 funniest people that you've probably ever even heard of or not heard of.

00:00:21.300 And he's here today, he has a new show on TBS called Misery Index.

00:00:25.420 He has countless seasons of his hit show, The Impractical Jokers.

00:00:30.960 He's one of the Tenderloins, and that's their original group of improvists.

00:00:36.540 Ladies and gentlemen, my guest, my friend, Mr. Joe Gatto, or Gatto, I'm not sure I'm going to ask him right now.

00:00:55.420 What island is that? How does that rank amongst other islands, you think?

00:01:06.100 Oh, they call it the Caribbean of the New York Harbor.

00:01:09.860 Oh, wow. That's cool, man. I didn't know that.

00:01:13.500 Yeah, I got to go to Staten Island, man.

00:01:15.000 You've never been to Staten Island?

00:01:16.680 I don't think I've been there. I mean, I always hear you guys talk about it, you know, and you hear a lot of people talk about it.

00:01:22.080 Most people go through it, because it's the connector between Brooklyn and Jersey or Long Island and Jersey, you know, so a lot of people go through it.

00:01:27.980 But a lot of people, it's the free way to see the Statue of Liberty.

00:01:32.000 Oh, really?

00:01:32.600 Yeah, you take the Staten Island Ferry, which is free, as opposed to the Liberty Ferry, which takes you to Liberty Island, and you have to get off and look at the feet of it.

00:01:40.900 And when you're there, there's like nothing to do, so you can drive by.

00:01:42.900 You can't get a good look at it.

00:01:43.860 Right, so you get the best look from the ferry.

00:01:45.720 So you see everybody on one side of the boat on the way there, and then one side of the boat on the way back.

00:01:49.340 Dude, you used to work on the ferry, didn't you?

00:01:53.280 No.

00:01:53.660 Did you?

00:01:54.040 Work on a ferry.

00:01:54.900 Yeah, did you ever?

00:01:55.480 Time was tough. Yeah, I panhandled for a while.

00:01:58.000 No, did you a long time ago or no?

00:01:59.320 No, no. I didn't work on the ferry.

00:02:00.840 Yeah, I thought somebody told me that.

00:02:03.140 What was a job that you had that you actually missed that was a long time ago?

00:02:08.760 I love sales.

00:02:09.640 You did?

00:02:09.900 I was in sales all the time.

00:02:10.840 Yeah, when I came out here to chase the dream, I was going to be a screenwriter director.

00:02:14.260 That's where I'm hoping to end up, and I came out here to do that in 2003 to 2005, and I ended up working at Nordstrom's at the Grove.

00:02:22.120 Oh, wow.

00:02:22.860 And I crushed the retail game for a while.

00:02:24.660 Did you really?

00:02:25.140 Yeah, crushed it.

00:02:25.800 What was one of your go-to moves if somebody wandered in?

00:02:29.020 I worked in the rail, which is the men's section that sell high-end jeans and t-shirts and all that stuff, right?

00:02:34.980 Oh, wow. That's a quality section.

00:02:36.620 It's a quality section, yeah. We actually put it on the map. I don't want to brag, but I was a platinum pace setter salesman.

00:02:42.020 I'm number five across the country anyway.

00:02:44.900 Were you really?

00:02:45.260 Yeah, $1 million in a year, but that's the end of here or there. I mean, who's bragging? No one.

00:02:49.200 And you guys are selling some real wild stuff in there.

00:02:51.740 Yeah, it was like when Von Dutch hats. I put one on everybody.

00:02:58.120 Even newborns, huh?

00:02:59.500 Even stillborns.

00:03:00.920 Guys, that's it, man. You know, a dollar's a dollar, and I worked on commission.

00:03:05.560 Dude, that was a $60 hat.

00:03:07.020 It was, yeah. I used to do the thing because we worked in the men's section when I had a great scheme.

00:03:11.500 It's all commission.

00:03:12.960 Really?

00:03:13.480 No hourly. You don't get paid if you don't sell, right? So that was it.

00:03:16.900 Which seems illegal.

00:03:17.860 Yeah.

00:03:18.220 I think it is. I think it is.

00:03:20.080 Wow.

00:03:20.800 So I did-

00:03:22.000 You don't get paid. That's like drugs. That's almost like drug trafficking.

00:03:25.100 But it's Vest.

00:03:25.920 Yes, it is.

00:03:26.520 But it's Vest.

00:03:27.600 The Von, past the Von Dutch. So I did the, I had like girlfriends who were coming with their boyfriends.

00:03:33.620 And one of the boyfriends would come to shop, and I'd be like, oh, and you, I'm sure you need some jeans, too.

00:03:38.400 Let me take you upstairs and introduce you to Chelsea.

00:03:40.660 And I would go up there, and I would have a deal with Chelsea upstairs.

00:03:42.880 Like, whatever you sell them, I get 50% of.

00:03:44.840 Damn.

00:03:45.080 And it was such a great scheme, because you could sell anything in the store.

00:03:47.880 And then eventually, I became known there as like, because I was fun and funny, you know, and I didn't really, I was pretty good with people.

00:03:53.240 And I could sell anything.

00:03:54.440 So somebody would be like, oh, I need a watch.

00:03:55.940 I'm like, yeah, I know watches.

00:03:57.380 Yeah.

00:03:57.720 I walk over, I get a key from some guy.

00:03:59.480 I got you over here.

00:04:00.400 That's it.

00:04:00.540 Next thing you know, you got the guy on a Nordic track somewhere on the fifth floor.

00:04:04.220 They sell like Teslas at the Grove now.

00:04:06.380 Yeah.

00:04:06.520 There's a Tesla inside the Nordstrom.

00:04:08.620 There's a Tesla.

00:04:09.780 I was like, do you guys, can we sell Teslas?

00:04:11.480 Because I'll come back.

00:04:13.820 Forget TV, man.

00:04:14.700 I'm coming back to sell Teslas.

00:04:16.180 You start wandering.

00:04:17.060 You make deals all across the Grove.

00:04:19.200 So you're wandering out of Nordstrom.

00:04:20.900 You're just a personal shopper.

00:04:22.040 Then I got recruited.

00:04:24.660 I got poached from Nordstrom to this high-end, it's called H.T. Buttercup.

00:04:28.180 It's a-

00:04:28.480 Oh, yeah, furniture.

00:04:29.600 I opened that store.

00:04:30.560 Did you really?

00:04:31.640 I did.

00:04:31.840 I was their first personal shopper.

00:04:33.660 Dude, it's pricey over there.

00:04:35.300 It's crazy.

00:04:35.700 And I worked out a deal with them that, like, because they have little, their setup was called

00:04:39.220 Manutailers, right?

00:04:40.180 So they have little stores within a big store.

00:04:41.980 So it's a huge baker.

00:04:42.940 Kind of like that Fred Siegel.

00:04:45.160 Yeah, exactly.

00:04:46.040 Right?

00:04:46.260 So they had that whole setup.

00:04:47.580 And I was like, oh, okay.

00:04:48.560 So I want to sell the whole store.

00:04:50.300 And they're like, oh, no, you would just work for this one company.

00:04:52.080 I'm like, oh, that's not what I was told in the interview.

00:04:54.560 And they're like, what?

00:04:55.540 I was like, well, I'm just going to sell everything.

00:04:56.900 So I would just walk around and sell everything to anybody who walked in the door.

00:05:00.620 And I actually helped Jessica Alba with, like, rugs.

00:05:04.160 Like, that was my big thing for a while.

00:05:05.700 I, like, helped her.

00:05:06.620 She was there with her brother.

00:05:07.580 And I helped her with, like, some rugs and stuff.

00:05:09.220 And that was, like, my claim of fame for a while.

00:05:10.440 And I went around.

00:05:11.000 I was like, yeah, I sold rugs to Jessica Alba.

00:05:13.420 Like, you know, I just jumped it up.

00:05:15.080 Oh, magic carpets, we call them.

00:05:17.400 But they had an antique section.

00:05:19.680 And there was one guy that worked at this whole deal.

00:05:20.820 This is at HG Buttercup.

00:05:21.620 At HG Buttercup.

00:05:22.540 Inside, one of the Manutails was an antique guy.

00:05:24.640 Okay.

00:05:25.100 And it's all commission there, too.

00:05:26.560 I worked out a deal where it was hourly plus commission.

00:05:28.420 So I got, like, 3% or 5%.

00:05:30.480 I think I got 5% there.

00:05:31.660 And I said, okay.

00:05:32.560 I was like, you know, whatever I sell, I'll get 5% of it.

00:05:34.300 And this guy.

00:05:35.140 And I was, like, eating tuna fish.

00:05:36.580 Like, you know what it's like when you move out of here.

00:05:38.000 Like, I was, like, a peanut butter.

00:05:39.200 I couldn't afford the jelly.

00:05:39.940 It was, like, peanut butter sandwiches.

00:05:40.980 Yeah.

00:05:41.360 You know, so.

00:05:41.920 And then you squeeze the packet of jelly into your mouth.

00:05:43.840 I would get a bite of the peanut butter sandwich.

00:05:45.340 And then squeeze a little bit of the jelly.

00:05:47.380 Yeah, just fill your pockets at any contest.

00:05:49.160 Popeye's had great jelly, too.

00:05:50.540 Some places have shady jelly, I thought.

00:05:52.480 But that's a different chat.

00:05:54.620 I don't know if you want us to get into that now.

00:05:56.260 Let's come back.

00:05:56.900 We'll circle back.

00:05:57.340 Yeah, let's see.

00:05:58.080 So we're at HG Buttercup.

00:05:59.140 You got the antiques section.

00:06:00.500 So what happened?

00:06:01.120 What was that?

00:06:01.920 So I don't know.

00:06:02.820 I don't know shit about antiques.

00:06:04.460 The guy goes on break.

00:06:05.220 He's like, hey, I got to go pick up my daughter.

00:06:06.800 I think he had to pick up his daughter from school or something.

00:06:08.140 He's like, do you mind just watching us till we close?

00:06:10.000 Nobody ever went in there.

00:06:10.940 Oh, listen to all the white privilege in that guy's life, huh?

00:06:13.200 His daughter's at school.

00:06:14.120 School.

00:06:14.500 Yeah, he's like, I can go pick her up.

00:06:15.400 But whatever he had to do, or he had a doctor appointment or a funeral, I can't remember.

00:06:19.520 If he's antique, it is probably a funeral.

00:06:22.080 Probably going to do a little research.

00:06:23.820 He's like, let me go get a bureau, right?

00:06:26.340 So he goes on break, and a woman walks in.

00:06:30.740 I was like, oh, could you help me with, she's like, I'm looking for an antique chest.

00:06:35.300 And I'm like, sure.

00:06:35.760 So I walk in, and I hadn't hardly ever walked into this because I didn't know anything about it.

00:06:39.180 Yeah.

00:06:39.400 And there's only so much you could fake, right?

00:06:41.280 So I get in, and she's like.

00:06:42.720 Yeah, this is from a battleship.

00:06:44.160 Right, like it's all, oh, this smells like Lincoln.

00:06:47.600 I'm like, yeah, this has got mahogany and Lincoln.

00:06:49.480 That's what this is right here.

00:06:51.660 I'm just throwing out terms.

00:06:53.140 So she walked in, and she fell in love with this, like, armoire, this, like, big.

00:06:57.280 Oh, yeah, those are real nice.

00:06:58.340 And I was like, oh, this is real nice.

00:06:59.240 She's like, oh, I think my husband will like this.

00:07:00.960 It was like, I think it was, like, an anniversary gift or something.

00:07:02.880 I was like, oh, okay.

00:07:03.540 I was like, I could get you the information.

00:07:04.600 She's like, oh, no, I'll take it.

00:07:06.020 And this guy's on lunch.

00:07:07.020 Wow.

00:07:07.240 And I work on commission, 5%.

00:07:09.500 And I'm like, all right.

00:07:10.340 And I look at the price, like, it was $40,000.

00:07:13.060 And I was like, where would you like that delivered?

00:07:15.360 And that was like, it was-

00:07:16.280 And you put it on your back right there.

00:07:17.260 And I was like, I got an Uber for it.

00:07:19.940 It was back in the day, so there wasn't even that.

00:07:21.540 Like, I'll carry this.

00:07:22.520 I will walk all of Culver City for you.

00:07:24.660 Oh, you had to know, yeah.

00:07:25.580 You had to know a couple Tongans or Hawaiians to fucking-

00:07:28.060 You know what I'm saying?

00:07:28.640 That was furniture.

00:07:29.420 It was a big time.

00:07:30.380 But before they came here, there was this furniture that stayed where it was.

00:07:32.920 All over.

00:07:33.500 It's like, you moved to the furniture.

00:07:35.020 You're like, this is the nightdresser.

00:07:36.420 I live here now.

00:07:37.260 Yeah, but that was my big thing.

00:07:41.140 And then I moved back to New York.

00:07:42.420 And so whenever you moved, when you made that move back to New York,

00:07:44.860 had you like kind of given up on some of that dream a little bit?

00:07:49.780 Like, was it a little bit of that move?

00:07:51.980 Yeah.

00:07:52.120 Because I mean, we've all done a little bit of that move at some point, I think.

00:07:55.280 Like, there was a point I was out here for like six years,

00:07:57.560 and then I moved back to Louisiana for a while,

00:08:00.260 and I was doing margaritas or something, or making margaritas.

00:08:05.080 It was, you know, at a real halfway house of a fucking tacoteria, you know?

00:08:12.360 It was like a taco, like this real shady cafe with tacos,

00:08:16.300 and then they had a bar like hooked to it.

00:08:17.980 Really?

00:08:18.520 Yeah, and they had the margarita machine, and I broke it.

00:08:20.740 I did the settings wrong, and then I had to pretend like it wasn't broke, dude.

00:08:24.640 It was like Johnny Buffett's Margaritaville.

00:08:27.440 Yeah, it was real shady, bro.

00:08:30.700 Yeah, it was like Che Guevara's Margaritaville or something.

00:08:36.180 People are like, this is, you know, this is interesting.

00:08:39.180 Yeah.

00:08:39.340 So when you moved back, was it because of...

00:08:41.780 Well, when I moved back, my grandma had passed away.

00:08:43.960 My grandmother and my mother became widows together,

00:08:45.880 like within like five days of each other.

00:08:47.680 So they always had each other, so my mom was like alone now.

00:08:49.720 So I felt like, you know what?

00:08:51.320 I was like, at my grandmother's funeral, actually,

00:08:53.900 my hand was kind of forced.

00:08:55.000 At my grandmother's funeral, I had come in from L.A.,

00:08:56.840 and I said to my mom, I was like,

00:08:59.060 you know what, maybe I'll move back to New York just out loud,

00:09:01.400 like just streaming cards.

00:09:02.280 I was like, oh, maybe I'll move back to New York in a little bit.

00:09:04.100 And she started crying and hugging me, said, thank you, thank you, thank you.

00:09:06.580 I was like, okay, I guess I'm moving back to New York.

00:09:08.020 Like, I can't be like, back off, lady, you know?

00:09:10.180 So I was like, all right, I'll move back.

00:09:11.300 So I decided I...

00:09:11.780 And you guys are pretty close, you and your mom?

00:09:13.160 Yeah, we were, yeah.

00:09:14.100 Yeah, super.

00:09:14.820 And so, yeah, so at that point,

00:09:16.360 you don't really have a choice then if she's...

00:09:17.960 If you guys are close, then she wants you back.

00:09:19.580 Yeah, so I came back, and I moved back into her basement,

00:09:22.920 as all good 30-year-old sons do.

00:09:25.700 Yeah, bro.

00:09:27.500 Don't say it, fire up the record player, dude.

00:09:30.000 Yeah, we...

00:09:31.720 It's the same basement, actually, where...

00:09:33.360 Before I moved, it's where the Tenderloins used to rehearse.

00:09:35.560 Really?

00:09:35.960 We used to rehearse down there.

00:09:38.660 Me, Salmar, and our friend Mike used to...

00:09:41.180 Before we did our shows, we used to the same basement.

00:09:42.700 So I ended up living where I was doing improv rehearsal.

00:09:45.040 So, you know, I was in a good mental space.

00:09:46.620 And I ended up getting a job because of out here in retail

00:09:50.480 at that one of the Manutailers there.

00:09:52.520 Uh-huh.

00:09:52.900 Brought me into a show at the Jacob Javits Center,

00:09:54.980 which is this big furniture show at the Javits Center,

00:09:57.100 like where people come to meet new, you know, vendors and stuff.

00:10:00.320 Okay, where's Javits Center?

00:10:01.420 It's in Manhattan.

00:10:02.900 In Manhattan.

00:10:03.180 It's the big conference center there in Manhattan.

00:10:05.340 So it's like the design center here or whatever, you know,

00:10:07.060 like one of those where they had those big conferences, huge.

00:10:09.080 You know, it's where Comic-Con is in New York.

00:10:10.520 Right.

00:10:10.740 So they...

00:10:12.740 I decided to work, help her out with this thing,

00:10:16.620 and I'm just, you know, selling bullshit

00:10:18.800 and just selling all this stuff to people

00:10:20.320 who are coming in to open in stores.

00:10:21.480 And this one woman came up to me.

00:10:23.220 Her name was Allie,

00:10:24.460 and she was the CEO of a new store called Giggle, a baby store.

00:10:28.340 And so I started selling her some stuff,

00:10:29.940 and she, like, really liked me.

00:10:31.200 Oh, you could easily sell something to a baby.

00:10:32.600 A baby.

00:10:33.040 Yeah, I mean...

00:10:33.440 But they don't have the money to have, though.

00:10:35.360 They got so little money.

00:10:35.660 You just have to make it look cute, shake it,

00:10:36.960 make sure it makes noise.

00:10:37.820 Yeah.

00:10:38.040 Don't shake the baby, the toy.

00:10:39.480 Wow.

00:10:40.560 Dude, kids nowadays...

00:10:42.040 Dude, I thought...

00:10:43.020 They're resilient.

00:10:43.600 Yeah, well, they had this lady the other day,

00:10:46.640 and she goes,

00:10:47.240 Man, these children...

00:10:48.600 Her kid was being bad.

00:10:49.380 She goes,

00:10:49.520 These children act like they've been here before.

00:10:51.620 That's what she said.

00:10:52.240 That's a great saying.

00:10:54.460 Well, they got nothing to lose.

00:10:55.500 They don't know any better.

00:10:56.420 I know.

00:10:56.820 I was like,

00:10:57.220 That is kind of true.

00:10:58.300 Some of these little assholes,

00:10:59.460 they just act like they've been here.

00:11:00.660 Yeah.

00:11:00.940 It's funny,

00:11:01.320 because between my son and daughter,

00:11:02.620 I'm always like,

00:11:03.160 Oh, she acts super different.

00:11:04.380 My daughter is four.

00:11:05.380 My son's two.

00:11:06.340 And my two-year-old son acts completely different

00:11:07.960 than my two-year-old daughter did.

00:11:09.040 Like, my daughter was all prim and proper.

00:11:10.340 Or, like, you go, like, you know,

00:11:11.880 go color,

00:11:12.300 and she'd sit in the corner for four hours

00:11:13.920 with just like coloring with a crayon.

00:11:15.900 Yeah, dude.

00:11:16.500 Yeah, the little women,

00:11:17.320 I feel like they're...

00:11:17.960 Yeah, they have...

00:11:18.600 They want to change the world.

00:11:19.600 You know, they have some inkling of, like,

00:11:21.180 you know, hope and stuff.

00:11:22.980 And the boys, a lot of them are violent.

00:11:24.300 Violent and dumb,

00:11:25.040 just running around,

00:11:25.820 knocking stuff over.

00:11:26.980 Yeah.

00:11:27.820 That's my boy.

00:11:28.400 That's my remote.

00:11:30.120 Yeah.

00:11:30.980 It's almost crazy to watch me,

00:11:32.680 like,

00:11:32.820 What is going on?

00:11:33.880 These kids are bananas.

00:11:35.120 You kind of want to pull them over

00:11:36.180 and be like,

00:11:36.520 Listen, you don't know things yet,

00:11:37.660 but this is...

00:11:38.140 What you're doing is not what's going on.

00:11:39.900 This isn't how you do it.

00:11:40.820 Dude, my little nephew used to hide on top of shit,

00:11:43.140 like, on bookshelves and shit,

00:11:44.260 and be real quiet

00:11:45.140 and fucking surprise you, bro.

00:11:46.520 Yeah.

00:11:46.920 Yeah, and he was, like, 19 months old.

00:11:48.540 I'm like, that's insane.

00:11:50.440 There's no way he got up there by natural causes.

00:11:52.760 No, no.

00:11:53.260 You know what I'm saying?

00:11:53.740 This dude ain't no fucking...

00:11:55.340 He's so...

00:11:55.940 He's so...

00:11:56.800 Seek that out.

00:11:57.720 He's like,

00:11:58.020 this is...

00:11:58.300 We're gonna make something happen right now.

00:11:59.100 Oh, you could tell

00:11:59.800 he'd definitely been, like,

00:12:00.720 envisioning being up on that shelf

00:12:02.020 and he just woke up there one morning,

00:12:03.540 you know?

00:12:03.880 This ain't no free solo baby right here.

00:12:06.500 No, it's all about the angle.

00:12:07.820 He's like,

00:12:08.160 how can I do the most damage?

00:12:10.200 Come down strong.

00:12:11.720 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:12:12.660 He was really...

00:12:13.740 Yeah, some of these children,

00:12:15.020 they're just wild.

00:12:15.640 They got the Edgar Allan Poe in them,

00:12:16.980 you know?

00:12:17.940 Something's going on.

00:12:19.000 They got dirty birds

00:12:20.120 in the back of their brain.

00:12:21.040 Yeah.

00:12:21.980 But, um...

00:12:23.140 So, now, Tenderloins...

00:12:24.360 Now, one story that I love

00:12:25.980 about you guys' group

00:12:26.900 of Impractical Jokers

00:12:28.940 is that Tenderloins

00:12:30.560 is y'all's original group.

00:12:33.180 And was there members

00:12:34.160 that we don't know about?

00:12:35.260 Were there other members?

00:12:36.020 Because you mentioned the guy, Mike.

00:12:37.080 Yeah.

00:12:37.620 There was two that we brought on.

00:12:39.220 One was...

00:12:39.640 Mike was the original.

00:12:40.540 Mike Boccia.

00:12:41.080 I went to high school with him as well.

00:12:42.240 Wow.

00:12:42.460 And Quinn.

00:12:43.180 Just Quinn, you know,

00:12:44.180 Q didn't...

00:12:44.440 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:44.680 He didn't go that way.

00:12:47.020 And Boccia actually got a job

00:12:49.360 and grew up

00:12:50.040 and got married and everything,

00:12:51.440 like, before all of us.

00:12:52.280 Like, he became a grown-up.

00:12:53.660 And the rest of us

00:12:54.160 were, like, trying to do improv

00:12:54.920 and it just didn't match

00:12:56.020 with his schedule anymore.

00:12:56.780 Like, we would want to shoot,

00:12:57.880 like, on a Wednesday

00:12:58.640 at, like, five, you know,

00:12:59.760 four o'clock.

00:13:00.280 He's like, guys, I'm at work.

00:13:01.060 Like, what are you talking about?

00:13:01.820 I can't be there, you know?

00:13:02.580 Right.

00:13:02.720 So he just kind of went the way

00:13:04.940 and was very successful

00:13:05.860 and family and love

00:13:07.140 and money on his own way.

00:13:08.220 You know, he runs, like,

00:13:08.920 he's in the PR and stuff.

00:13:10.460 So we see him all the time.

00:13:11.960 Oh, nice.

00:13:12.280 We're still friends with him and stuff.

00:13:13.700 Wow.

00:13:14.200 Is it kind of...

00:13:14.820 Is it not hectic,

00:13:16.060 but is it, like,

00:13:17.120 is it interesting to think, like,

00:13:18.440 oh, if he would have been there,

00:13:19.540 does he ever, like...

00:13:20.280 Do you guys ever lament on it

00:13:21.460 a little bit?

00:13:21.940 I mean, just keep it in a positive way?

00:13:23.160 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:23.540 We always go down, like,

00:13:24.180 the what if, like,

00:13:24.700 what if it was there?

00:13:25.180 Or what if there was five?

00:13:25.980 Like, what if Q came on in him?

00:13:27.120 Like, it's not more even,

00:13:27.800 like, a Q or him.

00:13:28.400 It's more like, oh, what if...

00:13:29.260 Because a lot of this,

00:13:30.420 Q was a huge part of the puzzle for us

00:13:32.300 because we had moved into video.

00:13:34.480 Right.

00:13:34.780 And scripted.

00:13:35.720 Right.

00:13:35.860 And writing stuff.

00:13:36.360 And Q was a very strong writer

00:13:37.440 and good work story and stuff.

00:13:38.560 So he helped us with that part of the deal,

00:13:41.900 like, the really different kind of humor

00:13:43.440 than us a little bit at that time.

00:13:45.040 We were really corny.

00:13:46.560 And he was, like, you know,

00:13:47.720 fun corny.

00:13:51.860 A little dark,

00:13:53.180 which sometimes, which is fun, too.

00:13:54.560 Like, and the combination of

00:13:55.840 all of our sensibilities,

00:13:57.420 I think, really was the right, perfect,

00:13:59.580 you know,

00:14:00.260 we were making a margarita.

00:14:01.940 Right.

00:14:02.260 You know, that was the right.

00:14:03.680 If you're making a janky-ass margarita.

00:14:05.520 Yeah.

00:14:05.960 You can't have the baby powder like somebody.

00:14:08.520 And was, so anybody else?

00:14:09.800 Was there a...

00:14:10.440 There was a guy that jumped in

00:14:11.720 for a little bit, Gideon,

00:14:12.500 who was an actor friend of ours

00:14:13.920 that moved to New York from Florida.

00:14:15.960 Oh, nice.

00:14:16.580 And a friend of ours,

00:14:16.820 and he filled in for a little bit, too.

00:14:18.780 And he was, like, a fifth

00:14:19.820 while Botch was still with us.

00:14:20.960 Have you ever done an episode

00:14:23.140 where you guys had them pop in or anything?

00:14:25.600 No, we actually used Botch's daughter,

00:14:29.940 Sienna,

00:14:30.880 in one of the times where, like,

00:14:32.180 sometimes we'd take her to the park

00:14:33.340 and we'd have our daughter,

00:14:34.180 like, as an actress or whatever,

00:14:35.320 and we'd use Botch's daughter, Sienna.

00:14:36.780 Oh, that's cool.

00:14:37.300 And we did it twice.

00:14:38.720 We did something,

00:14:39.420 we just did something recently with her.

00:14:40.400 I don't think it aired yet with her as well.

00:14:41.960 We brought her back to, like,

00:14:42.800 Surprise Sound and stuff.

00:14:43.980 Oh, that's cool.

00:14:44.880 Yeah.

00:14:45.300 So they're in the mix, you know,

00:14:46.300 and we see, you know, talk and stuff.

00:14:47.740 But it's fun that, you know,

00:14:50.020 the Tenderloins is really what I came back to.

00:14:52.280 So, like, when I...

00:14:52.700 When you got back home,

00:14:53.780 you got into Tenderloins.

00:14:54.700 Yeah, we came back in,

00:14:55.640 and I was like, okay,

00:14:56.340 so I'm back now.

00:14:57.260 Because when I was away for two years,

00:14:59.200 like, they didn't do any live shows.

00:15:00.820 They only did a show when I came home.

00:15:02.380 So I came home,

00:15:03.260 I think I did two or three shows

00:15:04.380 where I came home.

00:15:04.960 I'm like, hey, I'm home.

00:15:05.500 Let's put a show up.

00:15:06.160 And we put an improv show up,

00:15:07.160 and we'd go and do it.

00:15:08.340 But besides that,

00:15:08.940 it was kind of defunct.

00:15:09.740 It didn't really...

00:15:10.260 Right, yeah.

00:15:10.740 Yeah, you had to have everybody there.

00:15:12.320 Yeah, so now I was like,

00:15:13.120 Joe's back.

00:15:13.740 He's like, all right, what are we doing?

00:15:14.600 And then we got into, like,

00:15:15.960 that's when MySpace took off

00:15:17.280 and all the, like, you know,

00:15:19.200 sketch comedy on the internet.

00:15:20.620 Yeah.

00:15:20.820 So we started doing sketches.

00:15:22.100 And what about videos?

00:15:23.540 Nick, do you know...

00:15:24.720 What is a Tenderloin?

00:15:25.840 What is it?

00:15:26.240 I know a Tenderloin is a meat.

00:15:27.600 Yeah, it's a meat.

00:15:28.260 It's a cut of meat.

00:15:29.500 Okay, what is it?

00:15:30.440 Can you look that up?

00:15:31.160 Do you mind?

00:15:31.640 I want to see what cut this thing is

00:15:33.480 so I know.

00:15:35.160 So you could put it to us.

00:15:36.520 I just want to visualize, yeah,

00:15:37.700 what's going on here.

00:15:39.160 The tender is part of a loin,

00:15:40.680 pork, loin of beef, pork, etc.

00:15:43.860 Yeah.

00:15:44.480 So that's probably Sal.

00:15:46.860 Taken from under the short ribs

00:15:48.680 in the hindquarters.

00:15:50.220 Yeah, the hindquarters.

00:15:50.960 That's Mark.

00:15:51.420 Oh, yeah.

00:15:51.880 So we fill everybody in, right?

00:15:53.820 Okay.

00:15:55.220 And then it's also...

00:15:56.480 This is the good one.

00:15:58.100 Let's go to the second one.

00:15:59.060 A district of a city

00:15:59.960 where vice and corruption

00:16:01.260 are prominent.

00:16:02.360 Q.

00:16:03.820 We're just missing me.

00:16:04.780 I guess I'm the short ribs.

00:16:07.780 Yeah.

00:16:08.220 Okay.

00:16:09.000 We'll do it, man.

00:16:09.900 That's perfect.

00:16:10.680 Well, yeah,

00:16:11.240 because in San Francisco

00:16:12.080 there's a famous section

00:16:13.460 called the Tenderloin District.

00:16:14.680 That's where shit went down, man.

00:16:16.540 The story of that.

00:16:17.160 You could buy drugs.

00:16:17.860 Dude, I actually have video

00:16:19.160 on my phone

00:16:19.720 of some people

00:16:20.220 blowing each other

00:16:21.040 from our hotel window one year.

00:16:22.920 Yeah, we had walked by

00:16:24.740 when we did the San Francisco

00:16:25.760 Sketch Fest back in the day

00:16:26.760 and we were staying in a...

00:16:27.980 We thought it'd be funny

00:16:28.600 if the Tenderloin

00:16:29.160 stayed in the Tenderloin District

00:16:29.960 not knowing, right?

00:16:31.600 So we're walking back

00:16:32.600 from a 7-Eleven

00:16:33.300 that had an iron fence

00:16:36.440 and like the...

00:16:37.300 Like you had to come in

00:16:38.000 to a 7-Eleven,

00:16:39.100 which I was like,

00:16:39.580 this is not good.

00:16:41.220 Bulletproof glass

00:16:41.940 like to enter.

00:16:42.700 Like you went into

00:16:43.300 like a little thing

00:16:43.740 to walk around

00:16:44.320 that was bulletproof.

00:16:46.780 It's like a little cart,

00:16:47.640 like a little Pope cart

00:16:48.420 taking you around.

00:16:49.840 Watch your McCullers, bro.

00:16:51.540 People want to watch your McCullers.

00:16:52.560 We came back

00:16:53.240 and there was just...

00:16:53.920 We walked down one street.

00:16:54.760 I'm not even kidding.

00:16:55.580 There was just like

00:16:56.200 three separate things

00:16:57.580 of fucking going on

00:16:58.700 and there was like

00:17:00.180 two cops

00:17:01.380 that were like

00:17:02.080 looking at like a body

00:17:03.100 just like this

00:17:03.900 and we were like...

00:17:04.900 We didn't know

00:17:05.400 if the guy was dead

00:17:06.000 or just passed out

00:17:06.800 and then when we walked

00:17:07.620 back to our hotel room

00:17:08.300 like that might have

00:17:09.240 been a murder scene.

00:17:10.040 They just found it.

00:17:10.900 It was like,

00:17:11.120 oh, well, Jim,

00:17:11.780 here we go.

00:17:12.220 We got to find out.

00:17:13.120 Yeah.

00:17:13.460 Yeah.

00:17:13.740 We're going to start it up.

00:17:15.020 Yeah, that tenter

00:17:15.500 was crazy, man.

00:17:16.440 I remember we went

00:17:17.460 to this thing

00:17:18.620 called Beta Breakers

00:17:19.660 a while back there

00:17:20.600 and it was like this...

00:17:22.540 It was a race,

00:17:23.440 I guess,

00:17:24.000 where people start,

00:17:25.320 I guess,

00:17:25.480 at the bay

00:17:25.900 and then they run

00:17:26.520 like the bridge

00:17:27.160 or something.

00:17:27.600 Yeah.

00:17:28.180 Well, we did a bunch

00:17:29.080 of mushrooms

00:17:29.760 and we didn't...

00:17:31.260 I don't know.

00:17:32.300 We weren't really

00:17:32.780 in the race

00:17:33.220 or anything

00:17:33.500 but at one point

00:17:34.500 we took over

00:17:35.700 a table.

00:17:38.540 Somebody had a table

00:17:39.240 where they had

00:17:39.560 all the cups of water

00:17:40.340 and we took it over

00:17:41.700 right in the middle

00:17:42.340 and I'm just flying

00:17:44.580 on mushrooms

00:17:45.220 at this point, dude.

00:17:46.240 I'm looking...

00:17:47.060 The Lord's looking for me

00:17:48.340 and I'm looking for him.

00:17:49.800 We're going to meet up

00:17:50.600 that afternoon.

00:17:52.600 And people were running

00:17:53.640 by in this race.

00:17:54.620 There's tens of thousands

00:17:55.960 of people in this race

00:17:56.600 and when they get close

00:17:57.700 someone would try

00:17:59.280 to get the water

00:17:59.740 and we'd be like,

00:18:00.160 no, it's for Asian people only.

00:18:02.780 So you had so many people

00:18:04.680 and they're running.

00:18:05.600 They have to keep going.

00:18:06.300 There's a huge flow

00:18:07.340 of people.

00:18:07.840 They can't argue

00:18:08.500 or discuss it.

00:18:09.540 Right, right, right.

00:18:09.820 You'd be like,

00:18:10.400 oh, it's Asians only.

00:18:11.560 And they're like...

00:18:12.260 And they just keep on moving.

00:18:14.220 Passing out

00:18:14.700 from dehydration

00:18:15.600 a quarter mile

00:18:16.620 down the road.

00:18:17.400 All these Irish people

00:18:18.500 stacking up at the curb

00:18:20.120 at the next turn

00:18:21.200 just boom, boom.

00:18:22.160 And all the Asian people

00:18:22.880 were just so happy, bro.

00:18:23.600 Superhydrate.

00:18:24.200 Oh, yeah, just flying, bro.

00:18:26.240 It was just so bizarre, though.

00:18:28.180 Such a great choice.

00:18:29.620 Dude, we laughed for so long.

00:18:31.500 We just sat there

00:18:32.220 and somebody had deserted

00:18:33.320 their stand, bro.

00:18:34.240 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:35.040 This was like...

00:18:36.540 You know, this you get

00:18:37.320 probably, you know,

00:18:38.320 hindquartered back

00:18:39.240 in the military for this.

00:18:40.200 Somebody deserted

00:18:40.780 their water stand

00:18:42.240 and we just took it over.

00:18:43.780 Dude, we're on mushrooms.

00:18:44.520 We're just serving it out.

00:18:45.760 A deserted stand

00:18:47.240 is a way I made

00:18:48.000 a lot of my jokes

00:18:48.700 early in my career.

00:18:50.500 Not even like...

00:18:51.340 Just me being me

00:18:52.240 with my friends.

00:18:52.920 Yeah, because you have

00:18:53.480 so much...

00:18:53.960 Because then you're

00:18:54.440 in the position of power.

00:18:55.240 I was a host

00:18:56.780 at any restaurant

00:18:58.140 where the thing was...

00:18:59.480 And I would go

00:19:00.200 as far as I could.

00:19:01.600 Like, there was a Perkins

00:19:02.460 by me in Staten Island.

00:19:03.760 Oh, yeah.

00:19:04.160 So I would be in...

00:19:04.960 We would go to Perkins

00:19:05.780 at night

00:19:06.200 and I would literally

00:19:07.140 end up working

00:19:08.120 the whole Perkins.

00:19:09.220 Like, I'd walk in

00:19:09.800 and it would be like,

00:19:10.160 you know, 11 o'clock

00:19:11.020 at night.

00:19:12.100 People walk in

00:19:12.680 and I'm like,

00:19:12.960 how many?

00:19:13.600 And they're like,

00:19:14.160 what?

00:19:14.340 If you say how many

00:19:15.260 to anyone,

00:19:15.920 anywhere with authority,

00:19:18.240 you'll get an answer

00:19:19.080 and I promise you that.

00:19:20.520 You could be anywhere.

00:19:21.360 How many in your party?

00:19:22.840 Two?

00:19:23.080 Yeah, that's it.

00:19:24.580 I'll get you a table there, too.

00:19:25.680 It is, too.

00:19:26.500 I start answering the phone.

00:19:28.200 I would answer them.

00:19:29.200 I would take to-go orders,

00:19:30.360 hang up,

00:19:30.900 not know what to do

00:19:31.600 when these people are waiting.

00:19:32.940 Like, I didn't care.

00:19:35.160 Sal used to hate...

00:19:36.380 There was two things

00:19:37.000 Sal used to hate.

00:19:37.500 Oh, it embarrassed him?

00:19:38.360 Oh, my God.

00:19:38.900 The worst.

00:19:39.740 Hilarious.

00:19:39.840 But he loved it

00:19:40.680 and hated it.

00:19:41.280 But there was two things

00:19:42.300 he used to hate the worst.

00:19:44.040 One was taking the elevator with me

00:19:45.740 because I would just...

00:19:47.560 I didn't give a shit.

00:19:48.340 And then two...

00:19:49.960 He's like,

00:19:50.540 oh, how many floors is this?

00:19:51.640 It's only nine.

00:19:52.240 I'm going to take this day off.

00:19:53.280 Yeah.

00:19:53.820 Two.

00:19:54.060 He used to take this all the time.

00:19:55.240 Two was...

00:19:55.920 What do you call it?

00:19:56.440 Two was waiting for a table

00:19:58.200 in a restaurant with me

00:19:58.900 because when I'm in a waiting situation,

00:20:01.240 I get bored.

00:20:02.040 And I'm like,

00:20:02.340 what can I do here

00:20:03.120 that's going to be fun for me?

00:20:04.320 And I don't even care

00:20:04.840 if other people are watching

00:20:05.660 or whatever.

00:20:06.040 I just do stuff for myself

00:20:07.240 half the time.

00:20:07.860 Right.

00:20:08.160 And then they would enjoy

00:20:08.960 watching that.

00:20:10.160 Did you do that kind of stuff

00:20:11.740 when you were a kid?

00:20:12.420 Is it instigation you think

00:20:13.900 that you kind of like

00:20:14.900 or is it...

00:20:16.040 I'm trying to think

00:20:16.780 of what the element is that...

00:20:18.240 Yeah.

00:20:18.740 I didn't do...

00:20:19.760 Is it surprise?

00:20:21.260 Is it instigation?

00:20:22.240 Like what is the thing

00:20:23.280 that attracts you

00:20:25.800 to do that sort of...

00:20:27.620 I'm just trying to think

00:20:28.300 of the thing in your head

00:20:29.200 that's like...

00:20:29.760 I wasn't like that

00:20:30.300 at all growing up.

00:20:30.840 I was super geeky.

00:20:31.740 I was...

00:20:32.060 It wasn't until junior year

00:20:32.920 of high school

00:20:33.220 when I started...

00:20:33.700 The first time I did improv

00:20:34.840 at high school.

00:20:35.880 We did high school improv together

00:20:37.020 that time.

00:20:37.460 Jesus, that'd be horrible.

00:20:38.320 And Sal made me go to it.

00:20:40.560 He was like,

00:20:41.020 you should come.

00:20:41.520 You're funny.

00:20:41.860 I used to have lunch

00:20:42.280 with him all the time.

00:20:42.840 He's like,

00:20:42.960 you're funny.

00:20:43.220 You should come and try.

00:20:43.860 And I was like,

00:20:44.200 nah.

00:20:44.600 And I was like,

00:20:45.620 I couldn't do it.

00:20:46.380 And then in high school,

00:20:47.220 I got bullied a little bit

00:20:48.220 and stuff.

00:20:48.700 And I used it...

00:20:49.800 I turned the tables

00:20:50.700 in high school

00:20:51.120 because I would reverse bully

00:20:52.760 the football players.

00:20:55.060 Like I remember the moment

00:20:56.040 where one guy walked by

00:20:57.060 and they said something

00:20:57.940 or whatever

00:20:58.140 and I knocked the books

00:20:59.660 out of the linebacker's hand

00:21:00.960 like on the floor.

00:21:01.520 And I went,

00:21:01.780 pick them up like that.

00:21:03.140 And he said,

00:21:03.800 I'm sorry, sir.

00:21:04.240 And he picked them up

00:21:04.700 and laughed.

00:21:05.000 And I said,

00:21:05.180 better.

00:21:05.540 And I walked away

00:21:06.100 and everybody lost it laughing.

00:21:07.720 And I was like,

00:21:08.000 oh, you know what?

00:21:08.520 I'm going to do this.

00:21:09.320 And I just started like bullying.

00:21:11.040 Like I was 104 pounds

00:21:12.800 on the math team,

00:21:13.720 bowling team.

00:21:14.420 Like I was like not anything,

00:21:15.740 right?

00:21:15.940 On the bullying team, too.

00:21:19.740 Yeah, some schools

00:21:20.600 have a bullying team.

00:21:22.300 You know,

00:21:22.660 that's part of the problem,

00:21:23.560 I think,

00:21:23.920 in America

00:21:24.380 when you have a bullying team.

00:21:26.140 So you just kind of said,

00:21:27.620 oh, I'm going to flip the script

00:21:28.500 and I'm going to do it.

00:21:28.900 So I did that

00:21:29.260 and I was like,

00:21:29.700 oh, that was kind of the way

00:21:30.860 I dealt with it

00:21:31.580 slash it made me feel good.

00:21:32.980 And then also,

00:21:33.400 the thing I really liked about it

00:21:34.640 was it really took a turn

00:21:35.580 to the whole high school.

00:21:36.960 You know, our class,

00:21:37.920 we went to old boy

00:21:38.420 Catholic high school.

00:21:39.140 So what are you doing

00:21:39.620 besides messing with each other

00:21:40.420 and rent the part, right?

00:21:41.200 Farting, really.

00:21:41.820 Right.

00:21:42.320 There are 300 people

00:21:43.380 in the class

00:21:44.560 and I really felt

00:21:46.040 a moment there

00:21:46.720 where I was like,

00:21:47.160 oh, everybody's having fun with this.

00:21:48.740 Yeah.

00:21:48.900 And it was like,

00:21:49.320 kind of like bullying

00:21:50.100 kind of like went away

00:21:50.920 with my class.

00:21:51.520 It kind of was just like,

00:21:52.500 oh, we're all just

00:21:53.160 fucking around together.

00:21:54.040 Like, it didn't matter.

00:21:54.860 Like, so I felt like

00:21:55.920 that was pretty cool.

00:21:57.060 Oh, that's cool.

00:21:57.620 And that just kind of like

00:21:58.380 carried me throughout

00:21:58.900 my whole career

00:21:59.520 all the way to here.

00:22:00.160 Now, that's a big thing for me.

00:22:01.720 But I was like...

00:22:02.320 So perception almost.

00:22:03.140 Yeah, it was perception.

00:22:03.880 And then I was like,

00:22:04.560 that gave me like a weird confidence

00:22:06.040 and I think confidence

00:22:07.340 is definitely my key.

00:22:08.120 Like, I'll try to pull off anything.

00:22:10.760 I don't, you know, like...

00:22:11.780 Yeah, you're strange too.

00:22:12.940 Also being strange

00:22:13.820 because I remember seeing you

00:22:15.040 at the Wild West Comedy Fest

00:22:16.640 and I knew about you guys

00:22:17.880 as a group

00:22:18.400 but I'd never spent any time

00:22:19.840 with any of you.

00:22:20.380 Yeah, that's where we met you.

00:22:21.680 Yeah, that's where I met you.

00:22:22.520 Yeah, and so we're at some bar

00:22:24.040 after party

00:22:24.840 and all your crew's all raging

00:22:27.920 and stuff and having fun

00:22:29.020 and the life of the party.

00:22:31.280 I mean, the group

00:22:31.900 and there's one guy

00:22:33.420 who's just...

00:22:34.720 I think that song,

00:22:35.620 We're Not Gonna Take It

00:22:37.400 was on or something, right?

00:22:38.520 Like, and there's one guy

00:22:40.180 who's standing on a table

00:22:42.260 like right up against the wall,

00:22:44.540 facing the wall,

00:22:45.720 just beating the wall, dude,

00:22:47.140 and nobody else

00:22:47.960 is really kind of involved

00:22:49.260 in what he's doing, right?

00:22:51.000 Yeah.

00:22:51.360 But he's like the centerpiece.

00:22:52.920 It's like he's this odd ornament,

00:22:55.480 this Christmas ornament

00:22:56.440 in the middle of summer, bro,

00:22:58.300 you know?

00:22:59.280 And that was you.

00:23:00.060 That's me.

00:23:00.480 I'm like, damn.

00:23:01.640 I said, damn,

00:23:02.180 that guy's fucked up, dude.

00:23:04.040 And that's the thing.

00:23:04.860 Yes.

00:23:05.120 I don't drink, don't smoke,

00:23:06.280 never took a drug in my life.

00:23:07.320 I've never even tried a cigarette.

00:23:09.220 And everybody thinks

00:23:10.180 I am so high on coke.

00:23:12.820 Oh, I thought I was like,

00:23:14.040 that guy's fucked.

00:23:15.200 Yeah.

00:23:15.760 I have an energy

00:23:16.600 my body shouldn't have.

00:23:17.920 I just go...

00:23:18.480 Because what I love

00:23:19.360 about that moment is

00:23:20.240 that gets anyone licensed

00:23:21.440 in the room to be weird

00:23:22.440 because I'm gonna be weirder.

00:23:23.700 Like, don't even worry about it

00:23:24.680 because you'd always be like,

00:23:25.640 well, at least you're not that guy.

00:23:26.820 Like, that's the guy

00:23:27.540 I am in a party.

00:23:28.580 It's like, oh,

00:23:29.000 it could be weird.

00:23:29.340 Look at this side.

00:23:29.920 He's crazy.

00:23:30.900 Sal spent most of his life

00:23:32.060 explaining that I wasn't drunk

00:23:33.220 to people.

00:23:33.820 Like, that's really what he'd have to do

00:23:34.740 when we'd go out.

00:23:35.380 He'd be like, these guys would be like,

00:23:36.600 he's fun.

00:23:37.120 Look at it.

00:23:37.420 He's shirts off.

00:23:38.400 He's doing the worm

00:23:39.160 in the middle of the club

00:23:40.140 through hot models.

00:23:41.320 Like, I don't care.

00:23:42.120 I was doing anything.

00:23:43.040 It was beautiful.

00:23:44.100 Yeah, so...

00:23:44.720 Yeah, it was inspiring.

00:23:45.800 Kind of was like, oh, man,

00:23:46.880 I want to have that much fun.

00:23:48.840 Yeah.

00:23:49.300 I think that's probably

00:23:50.140 what people get

00:23:50.680 when they watch your show

00:23:51.580 or when they watch of Jokers

00:23:53.140 and watch it over the years.

00:23:54.120 It's like, oh,

00:23:54.660 I want to have that much fun, I guess.

00:23:56.660 Well, are we...

00:23:57.400 You know, the show quickly became

00:23:58.460 not anything about, like, pranks

00:23:59.920 or anything.

00:24:00.280 It really became

00:24:00.960 just friendship on display.

00:24:01.920 Yeah.

00:24:02.060 And that's what people

00:24:02.700 really took, too.

00:24:03.300 And that's why, you know,

00:24:04.180 everybody always feels

00:24:05.020 like they know that friend.

00:24:06.280 Like, if you watch the show

00:24:07.000 and you didn't know us,

00:24:07.640 I imagine you'd be able to be like,

00:24:08.980 oh, I got a guy like Sal

00:24:09.860 or I know a guy like...

00:24:10.820 Well, nobody's really got a mer,

00:24:11.760 but, you know,

00:24:12.500 I got a guy like him,

00:24:13.840 you know, in your clique

00:24:15.060 or growing up.

00:24:15.700 So I think there's part of that

00:24:17.160 that people really...

00:24:17.780 That talks to people.

00:24:18.700 Yeah.

00:24:19.080 Yeah.

00:24:19.800 Do you...

00:24:20.800 When you...

00:24:21.800 When you...

00:24:23.520 When you think about, like,

00:24:26.380 kind of, like,

00:24:27.440 the next steps and stuff,

00:24:28.940 because at a certain point,

00:24:30.040 like, you guys have all grown

00:24:31.660 so much, you know?

00:24:33.000 Does it start to seem...

00:24:34.160 I know you have the new show

00:24:35.280 now that you're doing,

00:24:36.680 the Misery Index,

00:24:38.260 and...

00:24:38.640 But do you...

00:24:39.340 You mentioned directing

00:24:40.800 and stuff earlier.

00:24:41.360 Do you start to, like,

00:24:42.120 think about things like that,

00:24:43.420 you know?

00:24:43.940 Yeah.

00:24:44.380 100%.

00:24:44.780 Yeah.

00:24:45.300 I've always had...

00:24:46.240 I never wanted...

00:24:47.000 I never thought this would be it.

00:24:48.400 I never wanted to be

00:24:48.860 in front of the camera.

00:24:49.400 Yeah.

00:24:49.660 Dude, you just were trying

00:24:50.360 to work at Nordstrom.

00:24:51.560 Yeah.

00:24:52.380 I was just trying to fold pants.

00:24:53.280 It will not end.

00:24:54.300 I was just trying to sell

00:24:55.240 high-end t-shirts.

00:24:56.360 Let a guy work his Pima cotton.

00:24:58.060 Yeah.

00:24:58.360 You know what I'm saying?

00:24:58.940 Yeah.

00:24:59.200 But I'm trying to get

00:25:01.800 Pima cotton to the people.

00:25:03.320 But I did, like,

00:25:05.260 I was always behind

00:25:06.240 the camera guy,

00:25:07.620 always directing,

00:25:08.340 producing.

00:25:08.600 That's always what I wanted to do.

00:25:09.540 Even the Tenderloin stuff,

00:25:10.480 like, I always did, like...

00:25:11.860 It was, like,

00:25:12.260 one of our most famous sketches.

00:25:14.620 I'm barely in

00:25:15.420 because I was, like,

00:25:15.920 directing and, like,

00:25:16.640 I love editing

00:25:17.180 and all that stuff.

00:25:17.940 Right.

00:25:18.620 But...

00:25:18.940 And even with this show,

00:25:20.100 like, that's what I do.

00:25:21.000 Like, I help show

00:25:22.320 I run this whole thing.

00:25:22.860 Oh, okay, you do.

00:25:23.780 I jump in.

00:25:24.280 Oh, wow.

00:25:24.740 I was the first one

00:25:25.340 that had to quit my job full-time.

00:25:26.720 So I kind of got, like...

00:25:27.700 I was like, guys,

00:25:28.180 are we doing this?

00:25:28.660 Because I got to give up on giggle.

00:25:30.060 Like, I had to quit giggle.

00:25:31.080 Everybody else was able

00:25:31.680 to work both jobs.

00:25:32.500 Q was still a fireman.

00:25:34.140 Sal still owned his...

00:25:35.400 It was still bartender

00:25:36.140 in the all-time music venue.

00:25:36.780 Well, let's say, look,

00:25:37.340 still a fireman

00:25:38.400 is a unique term as well.

00:25:40.000 I'm not saying...

00:25:40.580 I love firemen, right?

00:25:41.820 Yeah.

00:25:42.160 Especially if there's a fire

00:25:43.180 going on.

00:25:44.060 The number one person

00:25:44.880 you want to see.

00:25:45.660 Yeah.

00:25:45.960 But there's not a fire, dude.

00:25:48.060 They're basically people

00:25:49.080 that are training

00:25:49.700 for the hot dog eating contest.

00:25:50.800 That's exactly right.

00:25:51.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:52.380 But, you know,

00:25:52.860 good people at heart.

00:25:53.660 Playing softball.

00:25:54.460 That's what they're doing.

00:25:55.600 Professional softball players.

00:25:56.340 That's what they're doing, yeah.

00:25:57.440 Discussing sports.

00:25:58.160 Like, that's what they do, you know?

00:25:59.480 But they, you know,

00:26:00.440 so he was...

00:26:01.180 Everybody had their job

00:26:01.880 to fall back on.

00:26:02.600 And I was like,

00:26:03.220 I have to be all in.

00:26:04.240 When we shot the pilot,

00:26:05.220 she gave me two weeks off.

00:26:06.460 And then when it was like,

00:26:07.500 hey, you got to shoot

00:26:08.140 the first season.

00:26:08.980 We're going to do it

00:26:09.480 over the next six months.

00:26:10.160 I was like, hey, CEO,

00:26:12.400 I'm going to need six months off.

00:26:13.460 And she's like,

00:26:13.860 I can't do that.

00:26:14.700 She's like, doors open.

00:26:15.740 If it doesn't work out,

00:26:16.520 you could come back.

00:26:17.860 But you guys...

00:26:18.220 And the Tenderloins,

00:26:18.920 though, you guys did...

00:26:20.580 A lot of people don't know,

00:26:21.280 you guys had years of trying.

00:26:23.120 16 years.

00:26:23.980 And have also did

00:26:25.420 a couple of pilots

00:26:26.220 that didn't take.

00:26:27.060 Yeah, we had two.

00:26:28.060 One for Spike.

00:26:29.080 Yeah.

00:26:29.260 And then one for...

00:26:30.600 Remember Spike?

00:26:31.220 Is that still a network?

00:26:32.020 I don't think it is.

00:26:33.160 I don't think it is.

00:26:33.860 In the end,

00:26:34.320 I think it was just cars

00:26:35.000 like crashing into each other.

00:26:36.180 No, yeah.

00:26:36.460 I think it was cars crashing

00:26:37.720 and like a music video segment,

00:26:39.520 you know.

00:26:39.880 No, it wasn't like

00:26:40.640 a top 10 worst list.

00:26:41.980 Like, didn't it become

00:26:42.320 one of those stations

00:26:42.940 where it was just like...

00:26:43.500 It got bad, yeah.

00:26:43.780 It did the countdown shows

00:26:44.680 and stuff?

00:26:45.160 They just rebranded it

00:26:46.200 to Paramount Network now.

00:26:47.600 So it's just like

00:26:48.200 a regular channel again.

00:26:49.500 Oh, okay.

00:26:50.140 It's not for men anymore.

00:26:52.340 No.

00:26:52.780 Yeah, it was very...

00:26:53.860 Yeah, it was supposed

00:26:54.260 to be for men, remember?

00:26:55.380 It was the men.

00:26:55.800 Well, True,

00:26:56.340 when we joined True,

00:26:58.340 the slate was insane

00:26:59.740 that our show was even on.

00:27:01.000 It was every tow truck show.

00:27:03.960 Three different titles.

00:27:04.760 Lizard Lake Towing,

00:27:05.520 South Beach Towing,

00:27:06.240 another one that I forgot.

00:27:07.340 And then knockoff shows

00:27:08.620 for like Pawn Stars.

00:27:10.060 It was called...

00:27:10.960 Oh, yeah.

00:27:12.340 They had that.

00:27:13.060 I think it was called Pawn...

00:27:13.820 No, what was the...

00:27:14.480 It was like the Pawn Brothers

00:27:16.960 or something like that.

00:27:17.800 So whatever,

00:27:18.100 they had a show

00:27:18.640 and then it was our comedy

00:27:20.020 like in it.

00:27:21.140 And now True is like

00:27:22.540 a top comedy network

00:27:23.900 which is so weird

00:27:26.420 that that happened.

00:27:27.520 It's so cool

00:27:27.980 that they took that chance

00:27:28.800 and it all kind of happened.

00:27:30.080 But if you looked at our show

00:27:31.140 in the beginning,

00:27:31.520 it was like,

00:27:32.260 what the hell is this?

00:27:33.200 How is it even there?

00:27:34.780 How are these guys

00:27:35.240 going to fit in here?

00:27:35.900 Fit in here at all.

00:27:36.880 And did you guys worry about that

00:27:38.260 or did you...

00:27:39.060 Yeah, you did.

00:27:39.480 Yeah, because we were

00:27:39.920 on the table for MTV

00:27:41.080 or True.

00:27:42.400 Wow.

00:27:42.760 But MTV wanted to make it

00:27:44.220 a strip show

00:27:44.740 five days a week

00:27:45.560 and recast us.

00:27:47.200 And they were like,

00:27:47.620 we love the concept

00:27:48.240 of the show's great.

00:27:49.300 Friends do things together.

00:27:50.680 And now they're basically

00:27:51.280 the Rob Dyrdek network.

00:27:53.160 Basically.

00:27:53.580 There's nothing on there

00:27:54.280 but Rob Dyrdek.

00:27:55.260 Oh, Hardcore Pawn.

00:27:56.560 Hardcore Pawn.

00:27:57.300 Yeah, that was it.

00:27:57.960 That was the knockoff

00:27:58.820 of the other one.

00:28:00.500 So they had their own

00:28:01.460 versions of things.

00:28:02.540 And they were all

00:28:02.860 pretty successful

00:28:03.920 for their market.

00:28:04.740 Like if you liked

00:28:05.280 tow truck shows,

00:28:06.120 that's where you were going.

00:28:07.060 Right.

00:28:07.600 Oh, yeah.

00:28:08.140 Yeah, if you like shit,

00:28:09.700 yeah, repossession.

00:28:12.760 Repossession basically

00:28:13.500 across the board.

00:28:14.340 And their other big one

00:28:14.860 was Bait Car.

00:28:15.460 Remember that shit show?

00:28:16.280 Where they would just

00:28:16.960 have a car basically

00:28:17.940 like running

00:28:18.720 like a BMW

00:28:19.420 in the middle of the projects

00:28:20.480 with the door open.

00:28:22.020 It was playing Jay-Z.

00:28:23.120 Two pizzas in it, yeah.

00:28:23.600 Yeah, there was like,

00:28:24.580 you know,

00:28:24.880 there's like a hot pizza

00:28:25.880 in it, you know?

00:28:27.500 Yeah, definitely.

00:28:28.420 It was crazy.

00:28:29.000 A cooler full of beer.

00:28:30.420 It's like,

00:28:30.860 oh, what do you mean?

00:28:32.220 I'll get in it

00:28:33.160 and drive away.

00:28:34.220 There was like

00:28:34.740 a parole officer

00:28:36.140 in the backseat.

00:28:37.420 It was like,

00:28:37.860 Afghan.

00:28:38.800 He'd pop up.

00:28:40.060 Yeah, it was crazy.

00:28:41.100 Yeah, that show was crazy.

00:28:42.600 I can't believe it.

00:28:43.040 How is that legal?

00:28:43.880 And that was every,

00:28:45.100 it's like,

00:28:45.560 they should have called it

00:28:46.160 entrapment.

00:28:46.800 Yeah.

00:28:47.360 Every episode

00:28:48.600 was just a running car

00:28:49.860 in the projects.

00:28:50.920 Let's see what happens.

00:28:51.560 Let's see what happens now.

00:28:52.900 Someone's going to steal a car.

00:28:53.980 I don't want to spoiler alert you.

00:28:55.380 You know,

00:28:55.700 I don't have to tune in.

00:28:56.800 It's not must-see TV.

00:28:58.200 It's not like

00:28:58.640 Ross and Rachel

00:28:59.300 are going to get back together.

00:29:00.360 This guy's going to steal this car.

00:29:02.100 What do you want to see?

00:29:03.840 What's your crime of choice

00:29:05.020 do you think

00:29:05.380 if you have one, man?

00:29:06.580 Oh, mine?

00:29:07.160 Yeah.

00:29:07.400 Definitely embezzlement.

00:29:08.220 Is it really?

00:29:08.700 Oh, for sure.

00:29:09.680 For sure.

00:29:10.260 I love like the whole

00:29:11.300 like heist movie stuff.

00:29:12.380 Like I would think

00:29:12.880 like anything that would

00:29:13.600 get weird like

00:29:14.500 could you have done it

00:29:16.260 in the past?

00:29:17.000 Nowadays, it's tougher.

00:29:18.100 There's not even

00:29:18.360 as much cash sitting around.

00:29:19.800 Yeah, you need cash.

00:29:21.120 Like if I could go back in time

00:29:22.420 and be any like

00:29:23.460 sort of like

00:29:24.300 pull off any big scheme,

00:29:25.960 it would definitely be

00:29:26.640 like a nice bank robbery

00:29:28.320 in like the early 30s.

00:29:29.780 Yeah?

00:29:30.160 Yeah, that's it.

00:29:30.580 Would you be already

00:29:31.480 working at the bank?

00:29:32.380 Because I could see

00:29:32.940 you having that vest

00:29:34.460 and that little pocket

00:29:35.500 and the box thing.

00:29:35.720 Oh, man, I'm big on a change.

00:29:36.780 Yeah, like I know

00:29:37.180 what time it is, right?

00:29:37.980 And the little change

00:29:38.660 and cha-ching, cha-ching,

00:29:39.420 30 cents back,

00:29:40.240 like that shit.

00:29:41.000 I'm all about that.

00:29:41.880 I'm all about that life.

00:29:43.360 You know?

00:29:44.620 1930s teller right here, man.

00:29:46.100 Yeah.

00:29:46.380 Yeah, I'd be a bank manager

00:29:47.380 to get the inside scoop,

00:29:48.660 you know, that kind of deal.

00:29:50.060 Then I'd make them fire me

00:29:51.080 in a fantastic way

00:29:51.960 and then I think I would know

00:29:52.860 the lay of the land

00:29:53.600 and I would get my,

00:29:54.700 you know, my next door neighbor involved.

00:29:56.300 Yeah.

00:29:56.620 I'd probably blackmail somebody.

00:29:57.840 Blackmail could be fun too.

00:29:59.240 Yeah.

00:29:59.920 Those are the good old days.

00:30:00.840 We could do a crime.

00:30:01.960 Yeah.

00:30:02.400 Before we had DNA, remember?

00:30:03.540 Oh, man, DNA ruined crime

00:30:05.100 for everybody.

00:30:06.560 Stupid science getting in the way.

00:30:08.260 Yeah, back in the day

00:30:09.020 when you had to actually

00:30:09.680 do some detective work, you know?

00:30:11.280 Because now every murder you watch,

00:30:12.740 the cops have no idea

00:30:14.060 until seven years later

00:30:15.520 when they can afford the DNA test.

00:30:16.820 That's right.

00:30:17.200 It's like I'm never going to know

00:30:18.640 anything about,

00:30:20.040 like that stupid swab

00:30:22.160 your mouth thing.

00:30:22.640 Did you do that?

00:30:23.160 Like the 23andMe?

00:30:24.440 Yeah, I did it.

00:30:25.020 Did you do it?

00:30:25.480 Yeah, I fucked up.

00:30:27.040 You did it?

00:30:27.680 I fucked up.

00:30:28.740 Wait, what'd you say?

00:30:29.480 But if I do a crime,

00:30:30.100 I want to go to jail for it anyway.

00:30:31.520 I'm not going to be one of the people

00:30:32.280 who's going to do a crime

00:30:33.100 and like hide all the time.

00:30:34.580 I'm going to go to jail.

00:30:35.420 That's what I like about you.

00:30:36.260 Yeah, thank you.

00:30:37.040 You're right up front all the time.

00:30:38.420 Oh, yeah.

00:30:38.680 I'd rather go and get my time done

00:30:40.060 and get out.

00:30:40.680 Yeah.

00:30:41.880 When you said I did it wrong,

00:30:43.060 I was like,

00:30:43.800 what'd you swab that you did it wrong?

00:30:45.500 Oh, yeah.

00:30:45.920 I fucked up.

00:30:46.700 Like, what'd you do?

00:30:47.200 I don't remember exactly.

00:30:48.140 I think I did the mouth.

00:30:49.180 Yeah.

00:30:51.960 Back in the day, like,

00:30:52.860 whoa, send Vaughn back.

00:30:54.500 That ain't right.

00:30:56.480 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:30:57.300 I think, yeah,

00:30:57.680 because a lot of people,

00:30:58.360 I guess,

00:30:58.760 they're attaching people

00:31:00.220 to murders and crimes

00:31:01.040 because of that.

00:31:01.820 Yeah.

00:31:01.920 I never did it

00:31:02.800 because I didn't really have an interest

00:31:03.760 because I feel like,

00:31:04.840 like, the only way

00:31:05.680 that you could find out

00:31:06.300 if a parrot is male or female

00:31:07.960 is that you have to have it tested

00:31:09.260 and I had a parrot for a while

00:31:10.480 and I was like,

00:31:10.900 what difference does it make to me?

00:31:12.480 I don't care.

00:31:13.080 If it lays an egg,

00:31:13.740 okay, mystery solved.

00:31:14.680 If not, no difference.

00:31:15.680 Yeah.

00:31:16.000 You know?

00:31:16.440 So for me, I'm like,

00:31:17.160 I always-

00:31:17.600 Yeah, I'll treat animals differently

00:31:18.260 if they're male or female.

00:31:19.260 No.

00:31:20.080 Do you have animals?

00:31:21.040 I never have.

00:31:21.980 Oh, yeah.

00:31:22.460 Oh, well, when I was young,

00:31:23.300 I did,

00:31:23.540 but I never have as an adult.

00:31:24.720 But I meant I never have

00:31:25.860 treated animals differently

00:31:26.760 whether we're male or female.

00:31:27.940 Oh.

00:31:28.300 But I get,

00:31:28.840 I remember asking like,

00:31:29.880 I'll ask like a waiter like,

00:31:31.140 yeah, is this fish male or female

00:31:32.620 sometimes if I order like a salmon

00:31:34.740 or something, you know?

00:31:36.820 That's a good one.

00:31:37.760 Just to kind of see, you know,

00:31:39.020 and a lot of times they'll go check.

00:31:41.000 And sometimes they'll come back

00:31:42.320 with an answer.

00:31:43.260 That's amazing.

00:31:44.020 It's like, ugh.

00:31:45.080 I guess there's no,

00:31:45.960 you know what I would love

00:31:46.900 in that scenario

00:31:47.580 is when they came back

00:31:48.240 with an answer,

00:31:49.000 you just go wrong

00:31:50.380 and get up and walk out

00:31:51.480 because you know

00:31:52.380 they're trying to pull something off.

00:31:53.540 Wrong, yeah.

00:31:54.640 And open something up

00:31:55.640 with a knife

00:31:56.120 to show a part of the fish.

00:31:57.600 What is that?

00:31:58.520 You tell me that.

00:31:59.200 That's a fish dick.

00:32:00.040 Yeah.

00:32:00.560 You fucking tell me that.

00:32:02.660 Hide something in there.

00:32:03.840 That's it, yeah.

00:32:04.580 Jesus.

00:32:05.240 Now you know

00:32:05.740 what a fish dick looks like.

00:32:07.800 All right.

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00:35:36.400 And now

00:35:36.660 back to

00:35:37.080 the episode

00:35:37.720 with Mr.

00:35:38.360 Joe Gatto.

00:35:39.900 Do you guys

00:35:40.500 must run out

00:35:41.320 of ideas?

00:35:41.780 I mean,

00:35:42.020 when did you

00:35:42.400 run out of

00:35:42.740 ideas,

00:35:43.140 honestly,

00:35:43.580 for your

00:35:43.900 shows?

00:35:45.140 When did

00:35:45.620 you have to

00:35:45.840 bring in

00:35:46.080 help?

00:35:47.060 We got,

00:35:47.680 well,

00:35:47.940 it wasn't

00:35:48.240 that we

00:35:48.500 had to,

00:35:48.900 it was that

00:35:49.060 we could

00:35:49.300 afford to.

00:35:49.960 Right.

00:35:50.300 So in

00:35:50.820 season,

00:35:51.360 we're going

00:35:51.740 into season,

00:35:52.200 we just

00:35:52.440 wrapped season

00:35:52.880 eight and

00:35:53.500 season nine,

00:35:54.020 we start

00:35:54.240 up in

00:35:54.440 January.

00:35:55.740 And we

00:35:56.260 actually hit

00:35:56.760 our 200th

00:35:57.200 episode this

00:35:58.020 season.

00:35:58.340 And like

00:35:58.620 literally,

00:35:59.020 we had the

00:35:59.560 conversation at

00:36:00.020 the end of

00:36:00.260 season one,

00:36:00.620 was like,

00:36:01.180 okay,

00:36:01.400 now what

00:36:01.680 do we

00:36:01.840 do?

00:36:02.360 Like,

00:36:02.760 because we

00:36:03.000 were like

00:36:03.260 so many

00:36:03.980 ideas you

00:36:05.100 have to go

00:36:05.720 through because

00:36:06.380 never mind the

00:36:07.460 ones that make

00:36:07.820 the TV,

00:36:08.260 right?

00:36:08.380 Because our

00:36:08.680 episodes,

00:36:09.200 if you think

00:36:09.540 about it,

00:36:09.740 we do 26

00:36:10.300 episodes a

00:36:10.840 season and

00:36:11.440 there's three

00:36:12.040 to four

00:36:12.660 bits per

00:36:13.420 episode.

00:36:14.640 Right.

00:36:15.020 So quick

00:36:15.360 math.

00:36:15.860 Yeah,

00:36:16.000 that's 14

00:36:16.440 million,

00:36:16.800 quick math.

00:36:18.720 So like

00:36:19.320 that's bits

00:36:20.100 that you have

00:36:20.460 to come up

00:36:20.800 with,

00:36:20.920 right?

00:36:21.040 And inside

00:36:21.520 those bits

00:36:21.960 are jokes,

00:36:22.580 right?

00:36:23.160 So you have

00:36:23.420 to do all

00:36:23.760 that.

00:36:24.020 And if you

00:36:24.420 break it down,

00:36:24.800 it really

00:36:25.040 could be

00:36:25.380 very overwhelming.

00:36:27.680 So then we

00:36:28.020 started to say,

00:36:28.680 okay,

00:36:29.020 what's just

00:36:30.400 fun and

00:36:31.100 what's just

00:36:31.420 funny and

00:36:31.840 what's weird

00:36:32.220 to do?

00:36:32.640 So like we

00:36:32.940 went from

00:36:33.240 that and

00:36:33.780 there's so

00:36:34.440 much if you

00:36:34.820 think about

00:36:35.200 like it's

00:36:35.520 like let's

00:36:35.780 just try to

00:36:36.080 hold somebody's

00:36:36.520 hand,

00:36:37.020 see how it

00:36:37.360 goes.

00:36:37.760 And we

00:36:38.040 would try

00:36:38.300 it with

00:36:38.460 four different

00:36:38.840 people and

00:36:39.380 we get four

00:36:39.780 different outcomes

00:36:40.340 and there's a

00:36:40.860 bit,

00:36:41.420 you know?

00:36:42.020 And then we

00:36:42.500 would start

00:36:42.940 thinking about,

00:36:43.560 okay,

00:36:43.720 instead of the

00:36:44.360 goal of just

00:36:45.140 being this or

00:36:45.720 that,

00:36:45.980 let's think

00:36:46.260 about what

00:36:46.960 could be

00:36:47.480 something

00:36:48.240 different.

00:36:48.660 And one

00:36:48.880 thing that

00:36:49.120 we had was

00:36:49.660 try not to

00:36:50.520 laugh.

00:36:51.080 Like that,

00:36:51.540 when we broke

00:36:52.100 that and made

00:36:52.540 that a goal,

00:36:53.380 that opened up

00:36:53.960 a whole new

00:36:54.820 stream of

00:36:55.320 things.

00:36:55.520 So it wasn't

00:36:55.820 just like,

00:36:56.300 oh,

00:36:56.500 only do

00:36:56.820 uncomfortable

00:36:57.180 stuff.

00:36:57.520 It's like,

00:36:57.780 oh,

00:36:58.240 do shit

00:36:58.800 that's really

00:36:59.240 funny that's

00:37:00.040 going to make

00:37:00.260 your friend

00:37:00.500 laugh and you

00:37:00.980 can't laugh.

00:37:01.960 So that opened

00:37:02.800 up a whole

00:37:03.200 thing in a

00:37:03.620 couple of our

00:37:04.000 big bits like

00:37:04.520 the Cranjus

00:37:04.940 McBasketball where

00:37:06.080 we say weird

00:37:06.580 names in the

00:37:07.160 waiting room or

00:37:08.060 like where we

00:37:08.400 did the two-way

00:37:08.940 mirror where

00:37:09.700 stuff's going on

00:37:10.560 behind you and

00:37:11.020 you have to

00:37:11.280 watch it and

00:37:12.240 you have to

00:37:12.700 continue to do

00:37:13.760 this focus

00:37:14.180 group with

00:37:14.520 somebody and

00:37:14.940 not laugh.

00:37:16.300 So a lot of

00:37:17.580 that happened.

00:37:18.480 One of my

00:37:18.860 favorites you

00:37:19.260 guys did,

00:37:19.720 it's like a

00:37:20.080 um,

00:37:21.040 but I see what

00:37:21.740 you're saying.

00:37:22.160 So people,

00:37:22.540 so once you

00:37:22.960 open up like a

00:37:23.520 new kind of

00:37:24.440 a new like

00:37:26.660 edge to it,

00:37:27.520 you're like,

00:37:27.840 oh,

00:37:28.000 here's a whole

00:37:28.600 new world of

00:37:29.820 stuff we can do

00:37:30.480 now that we

00:37:31.180 have goals,

00:37:31.760 now that you

00:37:32.560 have to try not

00:37:33.280 to laugh.

00:37:33.740 That's a whole

00:37:34.120 thing.

00:37:34.720 Yeah.

00:37:35.020 You can almost

00:37:35.540 do everything

00:37:35.920 you already did

00:37:36.400 before and then

00:37:37.340 just make sure

00:37:38.220 the other guys

00:37:38.780 aren't laughing.

00:37:39.260 And then we

00:37:39.520 had to establish

00:37:39.980 our show long

00:37:40.580 enough for the

00:37:40.980 first four or

00:37:41.480 five seasons.

00:37:42.220 Like we wouldn't

00:37:42.860 use an actor

00:37:43.720 before that because

00:37:44.360 we wanted people

00:37:44.860 to know and

00:37:46.400 believe us that

00:37:46.820 it's real.

00:37:47.380 It's what the

00:37:47.640 show's got to be

00:37:48.040 real.

00:37:48.260 It doesn't work

00:37:48.580 for us.

00:37:48.840 Right.

00:37:49.000 So if somebody

00:37:49.400 knows our show,

00:37:49.860 they're not on

00:37:50.280 it.

00:37:50.580 Right.

00:37:50.720 So then we

00:37:51.020 brought in like

00:37:51.460 actors as

00:37:52.000 weapons where

00:37:52.880 we like one

00:37:53.720 of the first

00:37:54.020 bits we did

00:37:54.440 was watch my

00:37:55.240 grandpa like

00:37:55.840 we'd be in

00:37:56.380 the we were in

00:37:57.400 the mall and

00:37:57.960 we had to pretend

00:37:58.340 we had to take

00:37:58.780 a piss and be

00:37:59.200 like do me a

00:37:59.580 favor.

00:37:59.780 Could you watch

00:38:00.220 my grandpa for

00:38:01.200 me and we had

00:38:01.740 to talk them

00:38:02.480 into watching our

00:38:10.580 and start

00:38:10.860 talking and it

00:38:11.840 was like this

00:38:12.480 is really funny.

00:38:13.480 So let's see

00:38:13.780 what we do.

00:38:14.140 Let's do that

00:38:14.460 with kids and

00:38:15.580 okay now let's

00:38:16.360 watch my kid and

00:38:17.660 then we started

00:38:18.100 doing things that

00:38:18.860 you know find my

00:38:19.640 actor you know

00:38:20.360 like we would

00:38:21.100 plant an actor

00:38:21.820 inside like like

00:38:23.180 Murray was a

00:38:24.140 waiter for one

00:38:24.720 of his punishments

00:38:25.340 in Delmonico's

00:38:26.360 high-end steakhouse

00:38:27.140 and we hit an

00:38:28.080 actor with a wig

00:38:28.920 on and we're

00:38:29.280 like you got to

00:38:29.720 find a wig.

00:38:30.540 So he's walking

00:38:30.900 around pulling

00:38:31.360 people's hair as

00:38:32.140 we're eating

00:38:32.400 trying to find the

00:38:33.200 wig and people

00:38:34.560 like what the hell

00:38:35.200 you know kind of

00:38:35.680 deal.

00:38:36.400 So all those

00:38:37.300 little pieces you

00:38:38.120 know the first six

00:38:39.060 weeks.

00:38:40.580 You know the

00:38:41.380 first four weeks

00:38:42.040 of our pre-production

00:38:42.900 it's a six-week

00:38:43.780 thing.

00:38:44.360 The writers are

00:38:44.800 together.

00:38:45.800 Do you get paid

00:38:46.640 extra as a writer

00:38:47.280 and a producer?

00:38:48.280 You do.

00:38:49.180 Yeah.

00:38:50.480 So they're in the

00:38:51.640 room and then we

00:38:52.220 come in for the

00:38:52.640 last two weeks of

00:38:53.340 the six week and

00:38:53.920 we start hearing

00:38:54.780 all they pitched

00:38:55.440 and then when we

00:38:56.140 like something we'll

00:38:56.880 all talk it out

00:38:57.480 figure it out and

00:38:58.420 then we'll start

00:38:59.340 stacking it up and

00:39:00.560 being like okay

00:39:01.020 here's our

00:39:01.320 production schedule.

00:39:02.220 So if you like to

00:39:02.900 be the most involved

00:39:03.840 who is just kind of

00:39:04.700 the most like show

00:39:05.640 up and they just

00:39:06.640 they do it every

00:39:07.380 time and they it's

00:39:08.560 just better for them

00:39:09.420 to be that way.

00:39:10.240 Yeah.

00:39:10.580 Yeah.

00:39:10.880 Q is very much

00:39:12.100 trusting of it.

00:39:12.940 He'll also he'll

00:39:13.700 have his moments

00:39:14.180 where he's like oh

00:39:14.660 I got this idea I

00:39:15.340 want to do this but

00:39:16.020 Q for the most part

00:39:16.620 when he shows up he's

00:39:17.360 like what are we

00:39:17.720 doing today?

00:39:18.400 All right let's get

00:39:18.780 in there and do it.

00:39:19.500 Yeah.

00:39:20.020 Sal is very

00:39:20.920 analytical.

00:39:21.740 Oh he's a he's a

00:39:22.440 student of comedy.

00:39:23.360 Yeah.

00:39:23.640 You know he's really

00:39:24.400 just like that's the

00:39:26.080 way his brain works.

00:39:26.920 He really just but I

00:39:28.300 always say that sound

00:39:28.980 I normally get to the

00:39:29.840 same place.

00:39:30.560 I just get that way

00:39:31.180 faster because I'm a

00:39:31.960 gut kind of guy.

00:39:32.740 I'm like this is I'm

00:39:33.480 very decisive like this

00:39:34.340 what we're doing this

00:39:34.800 we're not and he'll you

00:39:36.580 know just work out

00:39:37.380 every permutation tell

00:39:38.580 you why it won't work

00:39:39.400 break holes in it and

00:39:40.480 you know sometimes we

00:39:41.540 prove him wrong and

00:39:42.160 sometimes he proves us

00:39:42.920 wrong you know it's

00:39:43.960 like it's a good

00:39:44.980 balance and then

00:39:45.560 Murr is like in the

00:39:47.920 middle of all that

00:39:48.600 like I would say

00:39:49.660 Sal's on one end

00:39:50.480 I'm on the other and

00:39:52.080 Murr is like pretty

00:39:53.280 much dead center

00:39:53.940 between those two

00:39:54.680 things he'll think

00:39:55.380 about something for a

00:39:55.840 little bit and then

00:39:56.320 get there or you

00:39:57.800 know he'll have ideas

00:39:58.640 where he's like that's

00:39:59.120 funny because sometimes

00:40:00.160 they'll just say

00:40:00.580 something it's like what

00:40:01.460 if we make Joe a

00:40:02.040 massage chair right

00:40:03.000 it's funny you know

00:40:04.100 what I mean you don't

00:40:04.480 have to think about

00:40:04.980 anything like it's

00:40:05.600 like it's funny

00:40:06.200 just see it have

00:40:07.320 strangers sent me in

00:40:08.200 costume and I'm a

00:40:09.260 fake massage chair

00:40:09.860 they make me this

00:40:10.340 fake massage chair

00:40:11.120 yeah you guys have

00:40:12.300 there was one of my

00:40:13.400 favorites that it's

00:40:14.640 it's at a buffet and

00:40:16.300 I think it's like

00:40:16.920 taking they're putting

00:40:18.280 things on people's

00:40:19.120 face or taking them

00:40:19.760 we've done a bunch of

00:40:20.440 different ones one of

00:40:21.160 them was because I

00:40:23.280 love buffets bro

00:40:24.280 but I grew up yeah

00:40:25.280 when I was growing up

00:40:26.140 they had finally got a

00:40:26.940 buffet in our town

00:40:27.800 dude and people were

00:40:28.640 fucking losing their

00:40:30.580 mind right dude

00:40:31.480 somebody shot out the

00:40:32.440 windows bro from the

00:40:33.380 inside dude that's how

00:40:34.740 excited people were

00:40:35.520 you know it wasn't

00:40:37.080 like a drive-out

00:40:37.600 I get more chicken

00:40:38.520 this dude fucking

00:40:40.360 went in there he's so

00:40:41.280 fired up yes he

00:40:42.580 couldn't stand there

00:40:43.300 being anything between

00:40:44.100 him and the fucking

00:40:44.740 lord you know so he

00:40:45.740 shot those windows out

00:40:46.900 but yeah it's uh I

00:40:49.140 mean I remember yeah

00:40:50.180 buffets were everything

00:40:51.220 man back when you you

00:40:52.360 know if you were in a

00:40:52.960 place just imagine they

00:40:54.200 could have all that

00:40:54.780 stuff in one place you

00:40:56.020 know I remember when I

00:40:56.740 went to Vegas with my

00:40:57.540 family growing up the

00:40:58.320 first time we went to

00:40:59.120 went to a buffet in

00:41:00.420 Vegas and it's not

00:41:01.160 like a Vegas buffet

00:41:02.040 standalone oh world

00:41:06.000 class I remember dude

00:41:07.640 I remember yeah our

00:41:10.100 buffet was decently

00:41:11.200 long I wouldn't say it

00:41:12.120 was real long but I

00:41:12.960 remember we were kids

00:41:13.720 we would try to hold

00:41:14.440 our breath and walk

00:41:15.120 from one end of it to

00:41:15.920 the other you know just

00:41:17.520 to try and you know

00:41:18.300 just because we were

00:41:19.180 just enamored by the

00:41:20.140 length of just you know

00:41:22.060 food and different

00:41:22.900 delicacies like a pool

00:41:23.640 like trying to swim on

00:41:24.880 the wall the whole way

00:41:25.540 trying to make it one

00:41:26.100 to the other yeah

00:41:26.680 do you remember when

00:41:29.780 I don't know Wendy's

00:41:30.920 out in New York they

00:41:31.840 they did the salad bar

00:41:33.240 which was basically a

00:41:34.160 buffet but it was open

00:41:35.140 salad bar so you could

00:41:35.920 just make your own

00:41:36.440 so you buy the salad

00:41:37.180 bowl and it was all

00:41:38.520 you could eat salad

00:41:39.280 wow Wendy's oh yeah

00:41:40.660 Wendy's and stand

00:41:41.360 on that and they had

00:41:42.060 a they had a huge

00:41:43.320 uh toppings like but

00:41:45.000 so they had everything

00:41:45.700 like besides your

00:41:46.300 croutons and your norm

00:41:47.260 they had like buckets

00:41:48.360 it was like you know

00:41:49.260 just all these different

00:41:50.700 things sunflower seeds

00:41:51.560 sometimes they put

00:41:52.280 some seed you know

00:41:54.720 you get like but then

00:41:55.640 it was like beets

00:41:56.320 that's how I was

00:41:56.680 introduced to beets

00:41:57.320 I was like what are

00:41:57.820 these red things

00:41:58.520 I remember that being

00:41:59.440 a topping once

00:42:00.340 I was like I don't

00:42:01.260 know if that's a

00:42:01.960 corn dog it's like

00:42:03.320 yeah yeah so they're

00:42:04.480 like all these weird

00:42:05.260 they'll pickle anything

00:42:06.380 oh yeah so it was

00:42:07.960 like I remember that

00:42:08.880 and I remember being

00:42:09.580 like I'm gonna get a

00:42:10.660 salad and I was like

00:42:11.520 that's an ingenious way

00:42:12.480 to make kids eat like

00:42:13.520 kind of like healthy

00:42:14.820 because it was like a

00:42:15.440 fun way to eat salad

00:42:16.460 you know right yeah

00:42:17.540 yeah yeah buffet man

00:42:19.040 I remember the yeah I

00:42:20.100 just can't believe

00:42:20.960 I used to get myself

00:42:21.940 I used to get myself

00:42:22.620 so sick on shrimp cocktail

00:42:24.020 like I would just get

00:42:24.760 so nauseous I would

00:42:25.940 just crunch

00:42:26.640 fucking pop them

00:42:27.800 things oh man

00:42:29.220 dude I'm right I ate

00:42:30.260 the tails for the

00:42:30.840 first two years when I

00:42:31.700 shrimp cocktails dude

00:42:32.680 nobody explained that

00:42:34.040 to you I'd eat the

00:42:34.580 whole tail no I did

00:42:35.300 it by choice dude

00:42:36.120 my good friend does

00:42:38.000 you know I'm Justin

00:42:38.760 he was the DJ on the

00:42:40.040 cruise Justin

00:42:40.760 Jaraes

00:42:41.040 he eats the tails to

00:42:42.820 this day yeah

00:42:43.700 dude one of my

00:42:44.440 favorite things from

00:42:45.000 the cruise and we'll

00:42:45.460 talk about the cruise

00:42:45.960 in a second

00:42:46.400 Michael Ian Black

00:42:48.140 so I went on you

00:42:48.660 guys's first cruise

00:42:49.480 Michael Ian Black

00:42:51.060 was on the cruise

00:42:53.460 so he had to do

00:42:56.180 bingo like everybody

00:42:57.220 on the cruise kind

00:42:57.880 of you like you

00:42:58.640 performed and you

00:42:59.400 also like did a game

00:43:00.520 or did something you

00:43:01.240 were just involved you

00:43:02.160 know yeah and he did

00:43:04.160 bingo and he was

00:43:06.960 like trying to be all

00:43:07.620 funny and stuff and

00:43:08.420 the people that came

00:43:09.160 to play bingo they

00:43:11.140 didn't give a fuck

00:43:11.900 bro okay

00:43:12.680 they came to play

00:43:13.260 bingo man

00:43:13.900 read it

00:43:14.980 read it

00:43:17.820 lady beating her

00:43:19.220 cane against the

00:43:19.940 wall

00:43:20.240 there's real stakes

00:43:22.120 oh yeah

00:43:22.980 he's like oh shit

00:43:24.800 all right

00:43:25.140 yeah it makes his

00:43:25.860 job easier she just

00:43:26.620 fired through all

00:43:27.260 things

00:43:27.560 it was so funny but

00:43:28.980 he almost couldn't

00:43:30.240 handle the fact that

00:43:31.080 they didn't want any

00:43:31.740 comedy with it

00:43:32.620 it's a comedy cruise

00:43:34.980 it's not a bingo

00:43:35.940 cruise

00:43:36.380 dude it was that was

00:43:37.320 so much fun Gilbert

00:43:38.340 Gottfried was on there

00:43:39.460 and he looked just

00:43:40.080 like a baby that was

00:43:40.900 on the cruise ship too

00:43:42.100 some lady had a baby

00:43:43.400 like an 11 month

00:43:44.840 old that looked just

00:43:45.860 like him

00:43:46.280 so I did this side by

00:43:47.840 side it took a picture

00:43:48.660 yeah

00:43:49.120 beautiful

00:43:50.160 that was where we

00:43:51.240 hung out for the

00:43:52.440 first time in real

00:43:54.160 like because we did

00:43:54.940 the well when we did

00:43:55.620 the comedy festival we

00:43:56.360 hung out a little bit

00:43:56.840 but there was a lot

00:43:57.240 of people around

00:43:57.660 you and I spent a

00:43:58.700 lot of time together

00:43:59.140 on the first cruise

00:43:59.600 yeah that cruise was

00:44:00.160 great man that was

00:44:00.860 great god that thing

00:44:01.720 was so much fun dude

00:44:02.560 we caused some trouble

00:44:03.300 on things you and I

00:44:03.820 had fun on that yeah

00:44:04.600 yeah the gambling you

00:44:05.800 got shut the gambling

00:44:06.560 down one night

00:44:07.480 there's no chips or

00:44:09.220 no they ran out of

00:44:10.460 chips we won

00:44:11.140 yeah you fucking won

00:44:13.140 we have to get more

00:44:15.020 chips I'm like go get

00:44:15.700 chips man I gotta get

00:44:16.400 paid

00:44:16.620 there's like 19 people

00:44:18.980 working there and they

00:44:19.680 just shut down suddenly

00:44:20.740 yeah

00:44:21.000 and that skill crane

00:44:23.000 so many alcohol I met

00:44:23.940 two alcoholic guys

00:44:24.780 playing that skill crane

00:44:25.620 on the ship and they

00:44:27.260 ended up making my

00:44:27.820 t-shirts for about four

00:44:28.700 years

00:44:28.920 really

00:44:29.280 couple beautiful guys

00:44:30.280 this guy Kevin and

00:44:31.040 his brother who actually

00:44:31.820 ended up turning a little

00:44:32.500 bit green last time I

00:44:33.380 saw him he's turning

00:44:33.880 green the brother but

00:44:34.840 but yeah amazing people

00:44:37.340 man but let's see what

00:44:38.920 they got here man

00:44:39.960 hey Theo hey Joe my

00:44:44.440 question for Joe is how

00:44:47.100 do you think your kids

00:44:49.140 are gonna react when

00:44:50.080 they get older and you

00:44:51.160 tell them what exactly it

00:44:52.800 is that you do for a

00:44:53.680 living are you looking

00:44:54.980 forward to that or are

00:44:55.940 you kind of dreading it

00:44:57.040 that's a really good

00:44:58.480 question shit I

00:44:59.280 impressed myself

00:45:00.100 well this is these

00:45:03.340 millennials one question

00:45:05.740 they figure you know he

00:45:06.840 knows the world I don't

00:45:07.560 think he even wants an

00:45:08.200 answer he's like I just

00:45:10.520 crushed it I will say

00:45:12.540 that is a pretty good

00:45:13.100 question it is a good

00:45:13.940 question man I guess I

00:45:14.900 wouldn't think about that

00:45:15.680 yeah is it embarrassing

00:45:16.920 is it it was definitely a

00:45:18.700 shift when I had my

00:45:19.300 daughter and I was like

00:45:20.080 oh she her father's gonna

00:45:21.220 be doing this and in my

00:45:22.020 comedy you feel different

00:45:22.900 responsibility with comedy

00:45:23.940 I think when you have

00:45:24.560 kids and you know that

00:45:25.620 this is what you're going

00:45:26.660 your legacy you know oh

00:45:28.720 I see you're saying

00:45:29.300 legacy was always a thing

00:45:30.140 with me always even growing

00:45:31.060 up even before I had

00:45:31.680 anything I was worried

00:45:32.380 about what was I gonna be

00:45:33.140 remembered for really I

00:45:34.380 was always very heavily

00:45:35.380 yeah yeah

00:45:36.240 Jesus man

00:45:37.860 sometime nameless my man

00:45:39.160 one hell of a second

00:45:40.620 grader

00:45:41.040 yeah I was like I was

00:45:42.320 like all I was very

00:45:43.300 aware of it

00:45:43.960 yeah

00:45:44.320 you're gonna be known

00:45:46.140 for not doing your

00:45:47.080 homework if you don't

00:45:48.320 quit daydreaming

00:45:49.100 that's right

00:45:49.640 so I was uh when I had

00:45:51.320 kids I was like all

00:45:52.240 right and I feel like

00:45:53.400 there was sometimes

00:45:54.180 there's only been a

00:45:54.940 couple times when I was

00:45:55.620 in the edit of the show

00:45:56.840 and I was like I don't

00:45:58.200 want that to be out there

00:45:58.800 for my daughter to see

00:45:59.380 one day or my son

00:46:00.140 because our comedy is

00:46:00.780 always about us too it

00:46:01.520 doesn't matter and our

00:46:02.160 our show is edgy it's

00:46:03.280 like I'm trying to make

00:46:04.440 you fail so I'm gonna

00:46:05.240 tell you the most

00:46:06.080 screwed up stuff to say

00:46:07.120 or do or whatever but

00:46:08.560 there's only been a

00:46:08.960 couple times where I was

00:46:09.420 like hmm I don't think I

00:46:10.440 want to make that joke

00:46:11.060 anymore or that because

00:46:12.520 being a father feels

00:46:13.620 different you know yeah

00:46:15.000 you know and it is is

00:46:17.540 that kind of stuff the the

00:46:19.000 being a father feels

00:46:19.800 different is that stuff

00:46:20.500 that you can you

00:46:22.140 couldn't know that

00:46:22.740 before no definitely not

00:46:24.240 I don't I I didn't so I

00:46:25.580 don't know how other

00:46:26.040 people did but I think it

00:46:27.240 really it's kind of weird

00:46:28.320 too because the other guys

00:46:28.960 don't have that right so

00:46:29.960 it's like kind of like

00:46:30.700 where you know I'm I'm

00:46:32.160 the father figure of the

00:46:33.620 group which is so weird

00:46:35.260 and scary but like you

00:46:36.340 know like it's it it's

00:46:38.080 your best friends that

00:46:39.280 you always confide in and

00:46:40.240 have the same exact

00:46:40.940 journey right on the

00:46:41.960 same ride my four

00:46:43.280 friends I'm the first

00:46:44.480 every first big thing in

00:46:45.660 my career is with these

00:46:46.460 guys and it's their

00:46:47.220 first two you know first

00:46:48.620 time we're playing

00:46:48.980 Madison Square Garden

00:46:49.620 all together first cruise

00:46:50.560 we did together all that

00:46:51.220 like all that all the way

00:46:52.380 through you know yeah

00:46:53.360 um and this is like the

00:46:56.620 only one where you can't

00:46:57.500 like connect with them on

00:46:58.860 something about that you

00:46:59.820 know so it feels a little

00:47:00.820 bit in a vacuum and you're

00:47:01.660 trying to do your best

00:47:02.300 with it you know so I

00:47:03.900 think that's uh that's

00:47:05.300 where it kind of weighs a

00:47:06.220 little bit more and you

00:47:07.780 just try to do your best

00:47:08.380 has it been hard over uh

00:47:10.320 well sorry let me make

00:47:11.300 sure we fully answer this

00:47:12.340 question did we get it

00:47:13.140 Nick you think yeah yeah

00:47:14.720 um well I am my daughter

00:47:17.040 does watch the show

00:47:17.900 sometimes because I watch

00:47:19.580 the edits at home and if

00:47:20.440 I'm working at home my

00:47:21.280 office she'll come in and

00:47:22.440 she's like are you

00:47:22.720 watching you and your

00:47:23.280 friends on the TV that's

00:47:24.180 what she says yeah and

00:47:25.240 then I'll say uh I'll say

00:47:26.300 yeah or no and then

00:47:27.520 she'll uh she'll she'll

00:47:29.000 just watch and you know

00:47:29.760 at the end we give a

00:47:30.420 green thumbs over thumbs

00:47:31.200 down and she just doesn't

00:47:32.380 she just sits there and

00:47:32.920 watches and waits for the

00:47:33.600 thumbs and if it's a

00:47:34.400 thumbs up she'll go yes

00:47:36.060 and if it's a thumbs down

00:47:36.960 she'll go oh dad you got

00:47:38.460 a you got a thumbs down

00:47:39.980 and she'll get like mad so

00:47:41.160 it's really but now I feel

00:47:42.020 the pressure at all I was

00:47:42.840 like I can't have my

00:47:43.420 daughter you know that's

00:47:44.700 so that that's kind of

00:47:45.480 cute but she doesn't

00:47:45.960 really get what's going on

00:47:46.980 yet at all but um I

00:47:49.140 think she'll enjoy she likes

00:47:51.580 my humor I make her laugh

00:47:52.540 oh that's good I can see

00:47:53.500 that great she's she's a

00:47:54.520 little mini me she looks

00:47:55.320 like my looks like my

00:47:56.260 wife my spirit really

00:47:59.480 100% me 100% weird

00:48:01.040 quirky laughs like at

00:48:02.920 anything like she's really

00:48:04.020 very much my do you see

00:48:06.240 yourself having one of

00:48:07.240 those shows like the

00:48:08.940 Australian guy that died

00:48:10.680 um I'm talking about

00:48:12.360 yeah Steve Irwin's

00:48:13.500 daughter like taking over

00:48:14.600 yeah they have a new show

00:48:15.800 that's out now and it's

00:48:16.980 like uh yeah they're

00:48:18.560 taking over yeah I don't

00:48:20.400 I don't I think it's too

00:48:21.300 big of a gap yeah

00:48:22.440 yeah between that I

00:48:23.540 think you know and and

00:48:24.680 there's so many reruns of

00:48:25.560 our show who knows

00:48:26.220 that's true you know by

00:48:29.100 the time it's over you're

00:48:29.800 gonna have a back like

00:48:30.420 250 episodes you can keep

00:48:31.800 this thing going probably

00:48:32.540 still be well yeah that's

00:48:33.420 true huh I remember when

00:48:35.160 I was growing up I'm

00:48:35.960 trying to think they had

00:48:37.180 some of my favorite game

00:48:38.800 shows on do you remember

00:48:40.040 the one where it was in a

00:48:42.140 house it was each it was

00:48:45.300 like a fake house there

00:48:46.440 was three contestants they

00:48:47.560 were I think a team maybe

00:48:49.160 three teams of two and

00:48:51.120 there was like fake house

00:48:52.260 and then if they if they

00:48:54.380 got a certain prize or

00:48:55.720 something they would

00:48:56.320 compete on the floor and

00:48:57.360 then if they got a prize

00:48:58.200 and they then one they

00:48:59.280 had to run through the

00:49:00.100 house and get different

00:49:01.020 gifts these boxes

00:49:01.980 vaguely vaguely

00:49:03.200 remembering what you're

00:49:03.880 talking about it kind of

00:49:05.440 felt like supermarket sweep

00:49:06.420 a little bit yes it felt

00:49:07.360 a little bit like that

00:49:08.400 yeah yeah yeah but it

00:49:10.100 was like yeah they had

00:49:10.920 these big houses and

00:49:12.120 then they would put them

00:49:12.820 on this conveyor belt or

00:49:14.260 something at the bottom

00:49:15.040 and they would open them

00:49:15.780 and see if they had won

00:49:16.800 what box they grabbed

00:49:18.440 what was in it yeah like

00:49:19.780 in the end they had a

00:49:20.760 whole bunch of boxes the

00:49:21.880 final group did and then

00:49:23.600 they would open them all

00:49:24.500 and I think they some of

00:49:25.500 them could have money in

00:49:26.300 them it's basically like

00:49:27.340 watching those stupid

00:49:27.980 Christmas videos you know

00:49:29.180 those stupid videos that

00:49:30.280 are on now that all it's

00:49:31.500 just videos of kids

00:49:32.920 opening toys I don't

00:49:34.100 watch that seeing that

00:49:35.020 it's like the weird thing

00:49:36.120 you're gonna now you

00:49:39.280 watch one you're gonna

00:49:39.900 don't do it because

00:49:40.900 you'll fall down a rabbit

00:49:41.840 hole it's just kids like

00:49:42.960 opening stuff and be

00:49:43.740 like oh blah blah and all

00:49:44.860 kids flip out and watch

00:49:45.940 it's like it's good

00:49:47.160 though because you

00:49:47.420 don't have to buy your

00:49:47.920 kids toys you think

00:49:48.720 oh that's a good point

00:49:51.100 huh it just saves you

00:49:52.500 money man you pay for a

00:49:53.360 YouTube subscription you

00:49:54.600 think rabbits are in

00:49:55.520 holes and like how did

00:49:56.600 we get the fucking we

00:49:57.580 don't do that shit I

00:49:58.660 know yeah we're down

00:49:59.480 here fucking we're not

00:50:01.800 watching YouTube you're

00:50:03.620 what get over here

00:50:05.100 poppy this has nothing

00:50:07.020 to do with us why do you

00:50:08.420 keep using the term rabbit

00:50:09.720 hole they're probably

00:50:11.240 fucking pissed bro that's

00:50:13.760 my thing I'm down here

00:50:14.960 trying to live yeah we're

00:50:16.380 just staying warm throw

00:50:18.720 a carrot down yes I'm

00:50:20.280 trying to hide from a

00:50:21.280 fuck fucker you think

00:50:24.220 we're down here watching

00:50:25.720 YouTube what do you think

00:50:27.240 they say people hole what

00:50:29.580 are two rabbits talking

00:50:30.520 to go yo don't go down

00:50:31.540 that peeping hole

00:50:32.100 Jesus I went down a

00:50:34.440 people hole over there

00:50:35.400 on third street

00:50:36.260 careful over there

00:50:37.660 that's in the tenderloin

00:50:39.300 district don't go down

00:50:40.140 that people hole dude

00:50:42.120 tenderloin everywhere

00:50:43.180 somebody's got CDs they

00:50:44.900 got dope everybody's got

00:50:46.340 it they sound everything

00:50:47.040 from mixed tapes to

00:50:48.760 bringing the mix yeah

00:50:50.420 mixed crotch yeah all of

00:50:52.860 it who wants that mixed

00:50:53.600 crotch um oh man it was

00:50:56.320 oh we got a question right

00:50:57.160 here from somebody who's

00:50:57.860 in witness protection

00:50:58.660 actually let's get to

00:50:59.520 this ever been punched in

00:51:02.080 the face for playing a joke

00:51:04.800 on somebody

00:51:05.640 okay there you go

00:51:12.240 I mean I don't know

00:51:14.540 this

00:51:15.000 first of all how do you

00:51:16.620 okay I have questions

00:51:17.800 how do you source this

00:51:18.900 material huh

00:51:19.800 how do you source this

00:51:20.840 material open source

00:51:21.640 how did you how did you

00:51:23.080 get this guy's video do

00:51:25.580 you know this guy is that

00:51:26.760 no that's a fan of

00:51:27.960 impractical practical

00:51:29.020 jokers we had a lot of

00:51:30.160 questions for you but a lot

00:51:31.240 of them are like kind of

00:51:32.160 the same what's your

00:51:33.260 favorite prank what's

00:51:35.120 yeah yeah so have you

00:51:36.480 ever been punched in the

00:51:37.200 face but it's not so

00:51:38.500 much the question is it's

00:51:39.480 how the creepy guy in the

00:51:40.500 dark couch started

00:51:41.840 punching his phone very

00:51:42.920 dark and also that guy

00:51:43.820 could be anywhere from

00:51:44.680 the age of 13 to probably

00:51:46.560 51 or 52 I was gonna say

00:51:48.460 very unique child's body

00:51:50.680 um silver fox the angle

00:51:53.460 too and it looks like a

00:51:54.620 light shade of lipstick on

00:51:56.500 him see that he's got a

00:51:58.340 wet lip look at right

00:51:59.260 there like see it's a

00:52:00.420 glistening lip he's got a

00:52:01.820 wet lip jesus to answer

00:52:03.240 your question no but

00:52:04.700 also I have so many

00:52:05.640 questions yeah yeah this

00:52:09.220 guy I wonder if he's

00:52:09.920 all right yeah we should

00:52:11.160 maybe send someone we'll

00:52:13.480 send a video back yeah

00:52:14.520 that's the people hole we

00:52:15.560 were talking about that's

00:52:16.320 what the rabbits are

00:52:16.940 talking about um I

00:52:18.980 remember one time I was

00:52:19.960 working with Howie Mandel

00:52:21.040 on the show it was called

00:52:22.380 deal with it right and so

00:52:23.740 I was working this as a

00:52:24.580 host for him for a while

00:52:25.760 and so you would get

00:52:27.500 people off the street and

00:52:28.320 you would give one of

00:52:29.160 them a um uh they

00:52:32.660 would be coming to a

00:52:33.260 restaurant and then you

00:52:34.260 give one of them an

00:52:34.920 earpiece you'd sneak them

00:52:36.060 off the waiter when they

00:52:37.060 went to the bathroom or

00:52:38.000 something would be like

00:52:38.420 all right we're gonna put

00:52:39.000 an earpiece we're gonna

00:52:39.620 start telling you things to

00:52:40.440 do the more you can do

00:52:42.340 without the person at the

00:52:43.320 table realizing you're on

00:52:44.520 a game show that's the

00:52:45.400 only thing they can't

00:52:46.040 realize the more money

00:52:47.320 you're gonna make so one

00:52:49.040 time we get a couple to

00:52:49.900 sit down and it's a pimp

00:52:52.840 and a prostitute we didn't

00:52:54.420 know right so they get the

00:52:57.320 lady to start messing with

00:52:59.500 the pimp right so they

00:53:01.080 start telling like little

00:53:02.000 things to do and the

00:53:03.440 third one it's like okay

00:53:04.340 reach over and take a

00:53:05.380 piece of your man's food

00:53:06.300 off of his plate or

00:53:07.100 something and she's like

00:53:08.300 nope I can't do this

00:53:09.560 shit right and she I

00:53:10.420 think she was worried

00:53:11.000 that she was gonna get

00:53:11.620 abused so we had to like

00:53:13.540 uh we had to call call the

00:53:15.680 episode that's a bad

00:53:16.980 call the prank the bit

00:53:17.840 yeah but that was one of

00:53:18.860 the craziest ones that I

00:53:19.660 ever saw we always had

00:53:21.000 trouble with couples we

00:53:22.060 were in Ikea and I did a

00:53:23.260 thing uh I started a

00:53:24.380 Friday night pillow fight

00:53:25.460 like I just gave

00:53:25.980 everybody like 40 people

00:53:27.480 doing a pillow fight all

00:53:28.160 over it was fun but

00:53:29.060 there was they did a

00:53:30.000 thing where they wanted

00:53:30.640 me this is my second

00:53:31.940 armoire story they want

00:53:34.560 they want me to say

00:53:35.460 they're like Joe to help

00:53:36.440 this guy tell me he's got

00:53:37.180 to see this armoire and

00:53:38.480 you know how you know

00:53:39.180 they have that path in

00:53:40.840 in Ikea where you just

00:53:41.900 run right so he's like

00:53:43.000 go and make this guy

00:53:44.080 follow you so this guy

00:53:44.620 started running I was

00:53:45.480 like it's over here no

00:53:45.980 it's over here it's over

00:53:46.640 here and I just started

00:53:47.700 basically jogging around

00:53:48.660 all this furniture this guy

00:53:49.600 was keeping up with me

00:53:50.400 whatever and this is when

00:53:51.080 I was bigger and fatter and

00:53:52.260 I was like out of breath

00:53:52.900 it was funny and then

00:53:54.000 they're like get in the

00:53:54.640 armoire getting the

00:53:55.180 armoire so me and him

00:53:55.860 getting the armoire and

00:53:57.520 it shuts all you hear in

00:53:58.780 the armoire is me panting

00:54:01.460 right that's what and

00:54:02.240 it's like whatever and

00:54:03.260 it was really fun like

00:54:03.880 it's great so now we go

00:54:04.640 to sign the guy you know

00:54:05.340 they have to agree to be

00:54:06.340 on TV it's a right you

00:54:07.400 know two-party state

00:54:08.080 where they you could film

00:54:09.040 somebody but then they

00:54:09.680 have to agree to be on

00:54:10.300 TV in New York in New

00:54:11.300 York there's only like

00:54:11.980 five or six states that

00:54:12.760 are that way so it was a

00:54:14.680 one-party state here I

00:54:15.500 think Democrat yeah

00:54:16.640 California but yeah you

00:54:19.420 can't yeah you have to

00:54:20.280 let them know in advance

00:54:21.220 really yeah yeah so let

00:54:22.380 their parents know yeah so

00:54:23.480 when we uh we actually

00:54:24.560 filmed out in LA for our

00:54:25.600 200th episode it takes

00:54:26.740 place here in LA wow yeah

00:54:28.080 so it was it was a

00:54:28.800 different procedure you

00:54:29.700 had to do like people

00:54:30.420 had to know that they

00:54:31.120 were being filmed they

00:54:31.760 had to be couldn't do

00:54:32.600 anything closed space

00:54:33.380 couldn't do any store

00:54:34.340 you had to be out in

00:54:34.880 public or the cameras

00:54:36.320 had to be exposed like

00:54:37.160 if somebody walked in

00:54:37.860 like this they know

00:54:38.800 they're being filmed

00:54:39.300 it's fine right but

00:54:40.200 then it doesn't really

00:54:40.960 work so you had to like

00:54:41.640 we had a couple things

00:54:42.420 that were weird but

00:54:43.100 uh anyway so we're in

00:54:44.980 the armoire we get out

00:54:45.560 of the armoire like dude

00:54:46.180 you were so funny we'd

00:54:47.060 love for you to be on the

00:54:47.740 episode and the guy was

00:54:48.400 like oh it was really

00:54:49.400 fun he's like I can't

00:54:50.380 do that he's like you

00:54:51.060 know I'm married and

00:54:52.100 this isn't my wife wow

00:54:53.480 so he was shopping for

00:54:54.560 discount furniture and

00:54:55.760 he bought a side piece

00:54:57.780 so yeah he was like he's

00:55:00.560 like I can't he's like

00:55:01.200 and you know so that was

00:55:02.520 like such a weird thing

00:55:03.440 that we had happen and

00:55:04.880 then that has happened

00:55:06.000 multiple times over

00:55:06.820 filming where guys are

00:55:07.720 like oh I can't

00:55:08.720 mistress yeah I'm with

00:55:09.620 somebody that I'm not

00:55:10.420 supposed to be with

00:55:10.920 wow yeah you know what

00:55:13.700 uh oh here's someone

00:55:14.660 else actually and this is

00:55:15.760 hopefully this person's

00:55:16.620 alright hey Joe hey

00:55:18.940 Theo this is Tim from

00:55:20.160 Memphis Tennessee I'm a

00:55:21.260 big fan of both of

00:55:22.120 y'all um I want to be a

00:55:24.800 comedian eventually

00:55:25.520 whether that's doing

00:55:26.340 stand-up or uh getting

00:55:27.960 like a show like in

00:55:28.820 Practical Jokers and uh

00:55:30.160 I just wanted to hear

00:55:31.480 you guys' advice on uh

00:55:33.220 you know being a

00:55:33.800 comedian what do you do

00:55:34.640 coming up uh what kind

00:55:35.900 of open mics or

00:55:36.500 whatever you know I'm

00:55:37.660 17 still in high school

00:55:39.120 um I plan on going to

00:55:40.280 college but my dream job

00:55:41.480 is to do something you

00:55:42.960 know like you guys do and

00:55:44.260 uh you can really tell

00:55:45.060 with you guys

00:55:45.700 um you're very genuine

00:55:47.600 and you really enjoy

00:55:48.700 doing what you do and I

00:55:49.900 want to do something like

00:55:50.720 that you know that's

00:55:52.060 nice of Tim yeah

00:55:53.360 sounds like a nice

00:55:54.260 young man he's got great

00:55:55.660 comedic taste obviously

00:55:56.760 that's true fan of you

00:55:57.840 and I mean that's I mean

00:55:59.440 the guy the kid's a

00:56:00.060 genius yeah yeah um

00:56:02.740 well you said earlier

00:56:03.940 like you know it doesn't

00:56:05.300 happen it doesn't happen

00:56:06.340 quick yeah it doesn't

00:56:08.040 happen quick that's the

00:56:09.400 thing at all you guys

00:56:10.300 there's times where I

00:56:10.820 wanted things to happen

00:56:11.780 faster in my career and

00:56:14.080 I'm glad that they did

00:56:16.000 in hindsight even though

00:56:16.800 there's no way I could

00:56:17.760 have known that man

00:56:18.420 no way and I would be

00:56:19.660 like I would talk to my

00:56:20.780 managers and agents I'd

00:56:21.760 be like why did you know

00:56:22.960 why does this person get

00:56:23.980 this opportunity and then

00:56:25.300 you see other people get

00:56:25.980 opportunities where they're

00:56:26.700 not ready for them

00:56:27.500 that's right so uh that's

00:56:29.520 a that's a big big pitfall

00:56:31.540 is to compare yourself to

00:56:32.360 other people yeah

00:56:33.080 everybody's got their own

00:56:33.800 path everybody's got their

00:56:34.440 own journey everybody's got

00:56:35.120 their own time yeah it

00:56:36.260 might just not be your time

00:56:37.100 yet and also you have to

00:56:38.000 be prepared that it might

00:56:38.740 not work out you know I

00:56:40.340 was always fine with okay

00:56:42.140 if it didn't happen

00:56:42.580 didn't happen you know I

00:56:43.280 still was doing it because

00:56:44.080 I enjoyed it yeah and I

00:56:45.200 think that's a big thing

00:56:45.960 because no one could take

00:56:47.220 that enjoyment from you

00:56:48.000 nobody has to validate

00:56:48.800 that enjoyment yeah you

00:56:50.080 might not be getting paid

00:56:50.720 for it but if you're

00:56:51.380 enjoying making people

00:56:52.220 laugh then that's it you

00:56:53.600 know yeah you know it's

00:56:55.280 funny I've always felt that

00:56:57.080 way and then in the past

00:56:57.980 like I think six months I

00:56:59.420 for some reason I think

00:57:00.300 started getting more

00:57:00.840 stressful I think just

00:57:01.780 busier and so it's like

00:57:02.980 I've had like an

00:57:03.500 adjustment period of like

00:57:04.800 just figuring out okay

00:57:06.320 what's going on what do I

00:57:07.480 want to be doing what's

00:57:08.540 really important to me

00:57:09.720 choices are the worst

00:57:11.660 it's hard when you have

00:57:12.940 a decision to like if

00:57:13.880 you want to do this like

00:57:14.880 that because you know

00:57:15.740 that you're leaving

00:57:16.200 something behind you know

00:57:17.460 we went through that a

00:57:18.040 little bit with our we

00:57:18.800 figured it out finally but

00:57:19.680 with our movie when we

00:57:21.120 were gonna film when we

00:57:21.820 filmed our movie last

00:57:22.580 year we had to do it in

00:57:23.900 between the season so we

00:57:26.460 filmed the first half of

00:57:27.360 season seven took a break

00:57:29.060 to film the movie came

00:57:30.360 back and film the second

00:57:31.160 half of season seven so

00:57:32.160 we're basically filming

00:57:33.020 for like 16 months

00:57:34.580 straight of a braggler

00:57:35.440 jokers and like being

00:57:36.300 away from home and

00:57:36.820 everything the only way to

00:57:38.000 do it was that or not do

00:57:40.260 it right and we're

00:57:41.160 like are we gonna kill

00:57:41.880 ourselves and do it

00:57:42.820 which we did or we're

00:57:43.900 just gonna be like all

00:57:44.780 right let's try to

00:57:45.320 hopefully the movie will

00:57:45.940 still be around if we do

00:57:46.600 it after season seven

00:57:47.360 blah blah so when we had

00:57:48.920 that choice and like

00:57:49.620 thinking about that it

00:57:50.640 was always like all right

00:57:51.520 what if we don't and

00:57:52.920 that I always feel the

00:57:53.960 heaviest you're you're

00:57:54.940 always the heaviest

00:57:55.500 there what that if you

00:57:56.640 don't do it the

00:57:57.660 opportunity you'll be

00:57:58.200 gone right now what

00:57:59.660 were the stresses I'm

00:58:00.440 sure that was pretty

00:58:00.980 stressful especially if

00:58:02.040 you had like young

00:58:02.600 children yeah I mean

00:58:03.960 you're you know that's

00:58:05.660 a lot of time of

00:58:06.760 straight work worst

00:58:08.760 yeah I was you know I

00:58:09.740 almost got divorced it

00:58:10.520 was tough yeah yeah for

00:58:11.800 five months five weeks

00:58:13.420 away from home my wife

00:58:14.780 had a new newborn son

00:58:15.920 you know my daughter

00:58:16.580 just basically like

00:58:17.660 single parent in New

00:58:18.980 York couldn't talk to

00:58:19.660 her I was on set for

00:58:20.620 six it was totally

00:58:21.300 different than our show

00:58:21.980 I'm on a movie set for

00:58:23.300 16 hours a day like in

00:58:24.920 our show like I go we

00:58:26.300 film for three hours you

00:58:27.420 know I would do some

00:58:27.880 meetings and stuff and

00:58:28.500 then I could talk to her

00:58:29.660 the whole time you know

00:58:30.260 here I couldn't I'm in

00:58:31.320 Atlanta right I'm away

00:58:32.700 from home you know

00:58:33.740 that's such a it's feel

00:58:35.060 so yeah I mean that's

00:58:37.580 intense like I don't

00:58:38.740 know yeah for me

00:58:39.540 sometimes sometimes the

00:58:40.460 stress of too much work

00:58:41.520 I've just realized it's

00:58:42.400 like it's too much

00:58:43.220 sometimes especially

00:58:44.340 since I want to be a

00:58:45.300 comedian I want to be

00:58:46.040 able to have my

00:58:46.680 thoughts and you know I

00:58:47.920 need my brain to come

00:58:48.680 up with fresh fun ideas

00:58:49.920 yeah and if I work too

00:58:51.300 much or if I'm

00:58:52.180 overwhelmed and stuff

00:58:53.280 then I can't do that

00:58:54.360 do you feel like it

00:58:54.880 changes you do you feel

00:58:55.880 like it changes your

00:58:56.640 mindset is 100% and you

00:58:58.340 can't not be in a good

00:58:59.940 mindset or in a good

00:59:00.620 mood to be funny yeah

00:59:01.780 it's impossible like

00:59:02.680 you're it's totally

00:59:03.660 counterproductive to

00:59:04.440 what you're trying to

00:59:04.880 do and then that

00:59:05.360 frustrates you and

00:59:05.980 you're like oh if I

00:59:07.200 wasn't thinking this

00:59:07.720 way it would be funny

00:59:08.220 and it's like you go

00:59:09.080 down a person hole

00:59:09.880 yeah I went down a

00:59:11.540 person hole I went down

00:59:12.120 a people hole yeah

00:59:12.880 yeah that's what

00:59:13.880 happened yeah I went

00:59:14.640 down a people hole

00:59:15.520 yeah that yeah that

00:59:16.500 happened to me a lot

00:59:17.040 this year man it was

00:59:18.080 just like just figuring

00:59:19.440 out like because we

00:59:20.680 started podcasting so

00:59:21.780 much and it was it's

00:59:23.460 all been fun but it's

00:59:24.460 like okay well now

00:59:26.120 so now I'm just I'm a

00:59:27.540 podcast host or am I

00:59:28.780 like what am I am I

00:59:30.460 a comedian am I

00:59:32.140 you know what's

00:59:33.220 going on you know

00:59:34.180 to the point because

00:59:34.640 you're just you know

00:59:35.420 I'll just go from one

00:59:36.220 thing to the next like

00:59:37.080 go on tour come back

00:59:38.140 do and then go and

00:59:39.520 just be like I don't

00:59:40.240 even know yeah

00:59:41.080 started like I don't

00:59:41.780 even know what's

00:59:42.060 going on yeah as

00:59:43.660 long as you're being

00:59:44.000 creative I think if

00:59:44.660 you're a creator like

00:59:45.640 I wasn't yeah but I

00:59:46.660 was I was creating but

00:59:47.640 I didn't feel like I

00:59:48.520 was being creative got

00:59:49.500 it I think I'm kind of

00:59:50.380 a slow I'm better if

00:59:52.740 it's a if it's a little

00:59:53.620 bit of a slow roll yeah

00:59:54.840 then we when it gets

00:59:55.740 going too fast I just I

00:59:57.620 think I just can't

00:59:58.380 hey I just I don't

00:59:59.280 know I don't

00:59:59.680 function that well in

01:00:00.440 that space yeah so

01:00:01.740 some of us for me it's

01:00:02.520 just been learning

01:00:03.020 where who went where

01:00:04.000 how do I function as a

01:00:05.240 yeah as an artist or

01:00:06.400 as a communicator but I

01:00:08.960 think for this young

01:00:09.700 guy I think there's a

01:00:10.360 lot of ways you can do

01:00:11.700 entertainment now so

01:00:13.660 much more yeah I mean

01:00:14.540 you could put out your

01:00:15.260 own videos you can find

01:00:16.440 you can you can even

01:00:19.000 see guys doing like

01:00:19.800 voices of like they'll

01:00:22.380 have animals that are

01:00:23.180 fighting or arguing in

01:00:24.480 the wild yeah yeah yeah

01:00:25.720 they'll do anything

01:00:26.520 yeah but I mean if you

01:00:28.000 think about like how

01:00:29.440 crazy like I wish like

01:00:31.220 so much is lost oh yeah

01:00:33.400 on these kids today as

01:00:34.860 far as like people want

01:00:35.660 to do to do stuff and

01:00:36.940 everybody's always worried

01:00:37.600 about you know the

01:00:38.240 followers and this and

01:00:38.980 that but if you just

01:00:40.120 realize that this kid

01:00:41.220 has two heroes in

01:00:42.540 comedy yeah and he just

01:00:44.200 because he has a cell

01:00:44.940 phone as a camera was

01:00:45.700 able just to ask him a

01:00:46.580 direct question and they

01:00:47.660 were talking about him to

01:00:49.180 him yeah that how does

01:00:50.540 that not blow everybody's

01:00:51.600 mind how does that just

01:00:53.160 not like are you kidding

01:00:53.940 me like that's where

01:00:54.580 we're at in the world

01:00:55.280 where yeah you have

01:00:56.260 such access to people

01:00:58.480 to celebrities via

01:00:59.960 Twitter Instagram any

01:01:01.780 podcast oh yeah that's

01:01:03.120 last night I'm a Saints

01:01:03.960 fan last night AJ Klein

01:01:05.300 I'm a big Saints fan

01:01:06.280 yeah he caused a fumble

01:01:07.540 last night and I sent

01:01:09.240 him a man I was just

01:01:09.900 so fucking ecstatic and

01:01:11.620 he wrote me back and I

01:01:12.480 haven't even read it I'm

01:01:13.060 like saving it that's

01:01:14.040 great it's gonna be like

01:01:14.820 the highlight of my day

01:01:15.740 later yeah but yeah it's

01:01:17.760 just crazy how you can

01:01:18.620 communicate yeah but and

01:01:20.340 also just how you can

01:01:21.560 create you know and how

01:01:23.360 you can put stuff out

01:01:24.160 that you can be an

01:01:24.740 impersonator you can try

01:01:26.100 different things um yeah

01:01:27.400 you could try and fail

01:01:28.380 with no risk like you

01:01:30.700 could try like if you

01:01:31.480 think about like back in

01:01:32.160 the day like if you

01:01:32.620 wanted to do like a

01:01:33.160 short film yeah like

01:01:34.120 you'd have to find the

01:01:34.680 money you have to you'd

01:01:35.340 have to shoot it you'd

01:01:36.340 have to digitize it like

01:01:37.420 capture the tapes and

01:01:38.380 bring it over to let

01:01:39.140 then you have to edit it

01:01:39.900 and do all the stuff then

01:01:40.700 you have to put it out

01:01:41.240 where where are you

01:01:41.840 putting it out you have

01:01:42.520 to like show people or

01:01:43.320 send it out you got to

01:01:44.160 sell it yeah you got to

01:01:45.160 do it now no like and

01:01:46.660 then it's bad because

01:01:47.820 everybody's is bad you

01:01:49.040 know so that's bad and

01:01:50.660 then you just go ahead and

01:01:51.340 do it every short film

01:01:52.420 is bad every short film

01:01:53.940 is miserable across the

01:01:56.500 board first one second

01:01:57.900 wasn't only better but

01:01:58.860 like anybody's first

01:01:59.640 short film you'd be hard

01:02:00.780 pressed to find somebody's

01:02:01.700 first short film like

01:02:03.180 that was oh they're like

01:02:04.900 the cbd oil of

01:02:05.880 entertainment you know

01:02:07.020 what i realized the other

01:02:07.900 day i don't think cbd oil

01:02:10.300 does anything that's what

01:02:13.440 i realized bro i was

01:02:15.400 talking to some dude he's

01:02:17.340 like yeah i've been using

01:02:18.060 a lot of drugs but i've

01:02:18.800 also been using cbd oil

01:02:20.120 but he only seemed like

01:02:21.520 he'd been using drugs and

01:02:22.640 then i thought about like

01:02:23.880 all the cbd oil rubbed

01:02:25.040 into my body and it's

01:02:26.860 like shit hadn't been

01:02:28.580 that super i don't think

01:02:30.280 it does shit man i think

01:02:31.780 cbd stands for snake

01:02:33.280 snake oil yeah well it

01:02:35.720 used to be central

01:02:36.360 business district you know

01:02:37.680 and that was just a body

01:02:38.860 cream you know it just i

01:02:40.800 don't know things have

01:02:41.620 gotten strange but yeah i

01:02:42.900 think if you're 17 and you

01:02:44.180 like humor you know there's

01:02:46.240 so many ways you can end up

01:02:47.520 in it um but i do though

01:02:49.820 miss i mean my favorite

01:02:51.140 things to do were to make

01:02:52.960 my friends laugh man

01:02:54.120 100 dude being at school

01:02:55.820 being at the lunch table

01:02:57.020 that's what's weird for me

01:02:58.260 because that is my job and

01:02:59.760 that's i still get that

01:03:00.580 that's not taken from me

01:03:01.540 we always say like always

01:03:02.680 like oh i wish i knew the

01:03:03.700 glory days when i live

01:03:04.320 we know this is the best

01:03:05.440 job we'll ever have this

01:03:06.420 is the best scenario for

01:03:07.920 anybody anybody in in the

01:03:09.600 world comedian or not you

01:03:10.880 get paid to hang out with

01:03:11.780 your friends and make them

01:03:12.240 laugh like it's insane

01:03:13.160 yeah so like there's and

01:03:16.300 we can't really point a

01:03:17.220 finger at many other groups

01:03:18.420 that had even a similar

01:03:19.420 kind of thing everybody

01:03:20.180 else is cast together or

01:03:21.460 even any big successful

01:03:22.540 show was a sitcom that

01:03:23.560 somebody's writing for

01:03:24.260 them you know it's not

01:03:25.220 like oh this is gonna make

01:03:26.060 sal laugh like you never

01:03:26.960 said that like any right

01:03:28.040 it's not like oh this

01:03:28.740 like that's there's a

01:03:29.920 sense of like accomplishment

01:03:31.200 when you make your friend

01:03:32.100 laugh you know yeah and

01:03:33.380 that's what helps it yeah

01:03:34.300 i was oh yeah with you

01:03:35.260 guys are so for sure i mean

01:03:36.580 yeah there's so many it's

01:03:37.580 like yeah it's like you can

01:03:39.580 always kind of relate

01:03:40.440 yourself to one of the

01:03:41.680 characters you always yeah

01:03:43.560 every guy wishes they got

01:03:44.880 to do that with their

01:03:45.640 friends yeah um one of

01:03:47.560 it was pretty funny that

01:03:48.460 one of our um one of

01:03:51.560 our uh agents was talking

01:03:53.700 and when they were going

01:03:54.440 back in for a

01:03:54.900 negotiation like one of

01:03:56.080 the points that he was

01:03:56.580 making you know what

01:03:57.100 agents always ramp

01:03:57.800 themselves up by talking

01:03:58.620 to you you know so

01:03:59.640 they're going in for i

01:04:00.180 think it was like season

01:04:00.640 five or whatever and he

01:04:01.780 was like uh he's like

01:04:02.900 tell me another reality

01:04:04.180 show where somebody's

01:04:04.960 like oh you know

01:04:06.020 everybody always used to

01:04:06.640 say oh i'm a ross i'm a

01:04:07.740 rachel right from friends

01:04:08.560 are like oh i'm i'm

01:04:09.400 george you know like that

01:04:10.200 they're like people say i'm

01:04:11.260 a sal he's like who cares

01:04:13.300 that much about a reality

01:04:14.100 show he's like nobody

01:04:15.020 cares about that and this

01:04:16.380 is like a little bit

01:04:17.220 around one of the

01:04:17.800 kardashians like he and

01:04:18.540 that was the only other

01:04:19.100 one where people were

01:04:19.660 like i'm like that with

01:04:20.380 the kardashians you know

01:04:21.240 and it was like nobody

01:04:22.380 does have reality shows

01:04:23.280 nobody you know is like

01:04:24.180 that everybody forgets

01:04:24.940 the name of everybody

01:04:25.800 when it's over in a

01:04:26.780 season he's like you

01:04:27.660 guys are on your fifth

01:04:28.180 season and your

01:04:28.620 characters but you're

01:04:29.480 not you're yourself

01:04:30.200 right so he's like that

01:04:31.440 doesn't exist and that

01:04:32.600 was always the way you

01:04:34.840 see the way the fans

01:04:35.400 interact with us they

01:04:36.120 always feel like they

01:04:36.700 know us oh it's crazy

01:04:37.960 my greatest fans of of

01:04:40.960 my comedy to this day i

01:04:43.640 think that i still meet

01:04:44.920 up with when i'm on the

01:04:46.260 road whether it's for a

01:04:47.380 meal or something like

01:04:48.180 that or fans that i

01:04:49.220 met from you guys

01:04:49.940 it's uh cruise i don't

01:04:52.220 know yeah i mean that

01:04:53.740 guy kevin um there's a

01:04:55.200 there's uh there's um a

01:04:59.220 girl and her mom down in

01:05:00.200 florida i meet up with

01:05:00.920 them another group took

01:05:01.760 me to disneyland one time

01:05:03.340 um that's awesome yeah

01:05:05.560 it's uh i didn't nobody

01:05:06.920 took me to disneyland

01:05:07.700 how are you getting taken

01:05:10.700 to disneyland you are

01:05:11.380 disneyland i just took my

01:05:14.640 daughter to disneyland pay

01:05:15.400 full price free tickets

01:05:16.260 did you yeah did you get

01:05:17.700 the guide did you get the

01:05:18.600 guide that takes you yeah

01:05:19.660 i got the guy it's

01:05:20.280 expensive but worth every

01:05:21.760 penny but worth every

01:05:22.380 penny you know what we

01:05:23.180 crushed that park we got

01:05:24.360 in and out of everything

01:05:25.180 was great yeah somebody

01:05:26.740 told me about that guy i

01:05:27.440 had my family come in town

01:05:28.500 and i was like uh and

01:05:30.320 they're like you gotta get

01:05:31.020 this guide yeah i talked

01:05:32.480 to joey diaz he's like you

01:05:33.620 get the fucking guide you go

01:05:35.780 over there fucking look

01:05:37.040 somebody dies it's not on

01:05:38.660 you papa you know you get

01:05:40.700 it they walk you in it's

01:05:42.200 so it's so great but the

01:05:43.460 but the same day i was

01:05:44.560 there steven tyler was

01:05:45.400 there really and there's

01:05:46.760 this paparazzi that's

01:05:48.020 called i forget what it's

01:05:49.100 called on instagram i think

01:05:49.860 it's called day at disney i

01:05:50.760 think it's called grand

01:05:51.420 paparazzi now it's like the

01:05:53.700 day at disney like instagram

01:05:55.020 account it's like it's it's

01:05:56.260 celebs who are at disney and

01:05:57.580 there's a picture of me and

01:05:58.460 my family me my wife and my

01:06:00.200 daughter but they blur our

01:06:01.080 kids faces out of respect

01:06:02.020 which is cool and it's me

01:06:03.380 and then the next picture is

01:06:04.560 like steven tyler

01:06:05.180 buying like a t-shirt

01:06:06.080 you know i was just in

01:06:09.620 maui and that's where he

01:06:10.460 lives so i heard all kinds

01:06:11.360 of stories about him while

01:06:12.300 i was there yeah just uh and

01:06:13.820 i went and saw them actually

01:06:14.720 i saw aerosmith about me and

01:06:16.400 nick went yeah they're playing

01:06:17.560 vegas now right three months

01:06:18.540 ago we went and saw it dude

01:06:19.320 it was awesome great yeah it

01:06:21.220 was incredible he just

01:06:22.080 canceled a show last week

01:06:23.100 they're still doing like a

01:06:23.960 vegas residency because he

01:06:25.580 had a sore throat so he

01:06:27.560 couldn't uh yeah age finally

01:06:29.300 catching up to him i guess

01:06:30.180 yeah

01:06:30.520 it happens you know we all get

01:06:33.160 old all right don't judge so

01:06:34.240 hard in the booth do you uh

01:06:36.600 this is nick's first time in

01:06:38.240 the booth the booth is just

01:06:39.100 open too wow where are you

01:06:40.720 normally sitting out there at

01:06:42.440 the table set up it was it was

01:06:43.880 cumbersome okay so you like

01:06:45.500 this better it's all right

01:06:47.300 it's all right kind of feel

01:06:48.600 like i'm visiting you at jail

01:06:49.700 right now

01:06:50.200 yeah nick probably should be in

01:06:52.160 jail so we don't talk about

01:06:54.280 that

01:06:54.440 um has there been any points

01:06:57.840 where uh where any of the group

01:07:01.420 has thought has you guys had

01:07:02.740 ever had to talk anybody to

01:07:03.860 stay in people wanted to

01:07:04.780 change or just before we just

01:07:07.220 before we did this just before

01:07:08.720 the show took literally like our

01:07:10.460 last meeting i was uh i was

01:07:12.440 gonna be like done with it and

01:07:13.840 we were at my uh my apartment we

01:07:15.840 had gone down a path of doing a

01:07:17.160 lot of sketch comedy and i don't

01:07:18.500 really feel like i'm very funny

01:07:19.660 in sketch i don't feel funny when

01:07:20.960 i'm acting right i know people

01:07:22.080 like oh you already told me i'm

01:07:23.080 like i just don't feel it you

01:07:24.060 know what it's like so i don't

01:07:24.920 feel like it's my best way to make

01:07:26.020 people laugh so i wasn't really

01:07:27.120 feeling what we were the path

01:07:28.320 we're going down scripted shows

01:07:29.780 we were thinking of and blah blah

01:07:30.860 blah and i was like i was like

01:07:32.560 i don't want to do that and then

01:07:33.620 the opportunity came up they're

01:07:35.300 like hey you know prank shows are

01:07:36.480 big right now marie's like what

01:07:37.360 if we did our version of of a

01:07:39.520 show like that and i was like

01:07:40.320 well this embarrassment comedy is

01:07:41.440 always how i made my friends

01:07:42.400 laugh sure let's try it and

01:07:43.840 that's how we came up we came up

01:07:44.940 with jokers but if we were going

01:07:46.340 to go down to another scripted

01:07:47.240 one i would have been out

01:07:47.920 there's a guy i met one night at

01:07:49.800 a bar here called the mint it

01:07:51.760 does uh i was there for some i

01:07:54.320 don't know something i didn't

01:07:55.180 want to be at or something

01:07:56.060 probably um like i think now

01:07:58.420 it's actually a pet restaurant

01:08:00.020 can you believe they have this

01:08:00.940 shit out here really you bring

01:08:02.440 your pet and eat with it yeah or

01:08:03.840 you can meet up and have

01:08:04.740 fucking dinner with other

01:08:05.600 fucking pets dude that's weird

01:08:07.720 i've heard of a cat place where

01:08:09.040 you could have tea with a cat

01:08:10.020 like they're like there's this

01:08:11.280 fucking it's basically just

01:08:12.420 feral cats inside and they're

01:08:14.120 just roaming around and you just

01:08:15.620 sit down and cats like sit on

01:08:17.140 your lap while you drink tea

01:08:18.200 yeah you don't think satan's

01:08:19.680 watching that if satan's

01:08:22.000 watching anybody it's people that

01:08:23.240 are meeting up with cats for tea

01:08:24.500 that's it by themselves

01:08:25.460 easily dipping a biscotti into an

01:08:28.040 girl gray like that's somebody

01:08:29.200 you fucking watch i don't trust

01:08:31.020 that even more than anybody i

01:08:32.720 meet in the tenderloin district i

01:08:33.840 do not watch trust the guy that

01:08:35.780 walks in with his air pods and

01:08:37.640 sits down with a stray cat yeah

01:08:39.640 and it has a snack oh yeah dude

01:08:41.700 somebody fucking splitting up a

01:08:43.420 little butterscotch biscotti with a

01:08:45.620 fucking persian

01:08:46.420 if he pops a cat yeah make sure he's

01:08:49.220 a cat there

01:08:49.740 what's a word there's original in

01:08:51.920 i'm out i'm out jesus christ man

01:08:55.080 it's just a different world out

01:08:56.640 there now but yeah this place

01:08:58.540 they had a guy i met in there one

01:09:00.020 night and he he starts talking he

01:09:02.940 starts talking he had on this

01:09:03.840 white glove and they karaoke in

01:09:05.460 there as well and at one point

01:09:07.260 you can't casually add that they

01:09:09.220 have karaoke in there as well that's

01:09:11.540 a big point yeah it's one of those

01:09:14.120 places that wasn't gonna make it

01:09:15.620 they're trying everything they're

01:09:18.020 throwing shit at the wall like what

01:09:19.240 if we brought in karaoke and one of

01:09:20.880 those indoor like skydiving things

01:09:22.760 let's do it

01:09:23.600 yeah yeah but it's a wedding but

01:09:27.880 it's a wedding you guys don't get

01:09:28.980 it yeah so this guy he wore a white

01:09:31.920 glove and he kept singing karaoke and

01:09:34.160 he had been like the fifth member of a

01:09:36.520 band

01:09:37.020 uh that had made it huge like i could

01:09:40.340 have been motley crew i feel like um

01:09:43.100 and he got out like literally the week

01:09:46.020 before

01:09:46.380 and i went and read the stories and

01:09:48.700 stuff about it and it's really and he

01:09:50.080 was still singing the songs and

01:09:52.880 wearing like this white glove like

01:09:54.500 you could tell he was still like

01:09:55.620 living

01:09:55.980 and i guess he'd kind of become like

01:09:58.200 a kind of a um a fixture within that

01:10:01.680 uh karaoke place you know and so i

01:10:03.540 think you know he had like it you

01:10:05.340 know at least he had his thing you

01:10:06.960 know

01:10:07.180 yeah yeah but he had gotten out of

01:10:09.220 this yeah he'd gotten out of this

01:10:10.340 group right before

01:10:11.080 that's i mean that's a little tragic

01:10:13.200 yeah if you don't recover from it you

01:10:15.160 know what i mean

01:10:15.580 right

01:10:15.920 to get out of it because you want to

01:10:17.920 get out of it and not be in that

01:10:20.020 world anymore is one thing because

01:10:21.440 then you're okay with it doesn't

01:10:22.460 matter who cares what happens but if

01:10:23.800 you get out of it because you don't

01:10:24.600 necessarily like the people who

01:10:25.520 don't you don't have faith in what's

01:10:26.520 going on with that group yeah and

01:10:27.860 you're gonna like i'll try it on my

01:10:28.720 own and make it that sucks like that

01:10:31.820 is the worst to be like oh you know

01:10:33.480 i'll just go on go my own way and

01:10:34.860 that they're holding me back and

01:10:36.000 next thing you know they break and

01:10:37.120 you're sitting there with your white

01:10:38.340 glove you know trying to serve you

01:10:40.000 know jello pudding bops the people

01:10:42.440 that's crazy man yeah do you remember

01:10:48.400 when you were a kid like to some of

01:10:49.700 the like just like the kind of stuff

01:10:51.440 that made you laugh do you remember

01:10:52.600 who made you laugh a lot when you were

01:10:54.240 a kid

01:10:54.460 yeah yeah i definitely not even

01:10:56.000 entertainers or just people like and

01:10:57.400 just oh well yeah people my my my i

01:10:59.900 come from a funny family you know my

01:11:01.620 uncles were always funny and

01:11:02.720 i got the old italian uncles which

01:11:05.320 are fun and you know my sister is

01:11:06.500 probably the funniest person i know my

01:11:07.880 sister carla she's like she's a

01:11:09.180 version of me like it's hysterical

01:11:10.300 like she's great she's loud she's fun

01:11:11.880 my parents were both very funny but

01:11:14.460 in very different ways and my they

01:11:16.280 always said my oldest sister got my

01:11:18.380 dad's humor my me middle sister got my

01:11:21.000 mother's and i was the perfect match

01:11:22.400 of both of them oh so like my father

01:11:24.460 was like that dry kind of delivery

01:11:26.340 could make the room crack with three

01:11:28.500 words like that's it you know my

01:11:30.220 mother was just loud boisterous

01:11:31.620 center attention everybody looked at

01:11:33.720 her to make a you know good time like

01:11:35.240 that kind of thing so they were very

01:11:36.540 interesting you know my father my

01:11:38.560 sorry about my father was he used to

01:11:41.180 go we used to i play craps you know

01:11:42.540 that like so i uh there's water right

01:11:44.480 there if you need it you know okay

01:11:45.560 uh we uh

01:11:46.860 we he played craps all the time and

01:11:51.820 we go down to atlantic city and he'd

01:11:54.040 be in the he's in the atlantic city

01:11:55.320 playing in like the 80s whatever and

01:11:57.700 there's these two gangster guys with

01:11:59.740 cigars at the end these two big italian

01:12:01.520 mobster like guys and he's he's

01:12:03.960 playing craps and he rolls up next

01:12:04.920 woman there's this woman a heftier

01:12:06.920 woman at the end rolling and she's

01:12:09.100 rolling and she's rolling for a while

01:12:10.260 and and the two guys are having a

01:12:11.480 good time so every time before she

01:12:12.440 rolls they're like all right come on

01:12:14.040 you fat bitch like so and then she

01:12:15.440 did it like yeah you know they would

01:12:16.780 say that loud enough or whatever and

01:12:18.480 so you know she's rolling and winning

01:12:20.080 everybody money whatever and so my

01:12:21.520 father these she's just about to

01:12:23.280 roll like come on we need a hard six

01:12:24.820 you're fat you know come on you pig

01:12:26.400 like that and shit like that and my

01:12:27.780 father just turns to these two

01:12:29.020 mobsters goes sorry guys could you

01:12:30.620 stop talking about my wife that way

01:12:31.920 and just turns back and looks and

01:12:33.820 then he looks and he goes ah just

01:12:35.320 fucking with you and they fucking

01:12:36.400 lost at these two like big fat

01:12:38.420 mom's like ah this guy's like crazy

01:12:40.160 you know shit like that so he had

01:12:41.600 that like that funny like dry like

01:12:43.000 they their jaw drop like they're

01:12:45.000 like what the fuck you know kind of

01:12:46.320 idea so like yeah that sense of humor

01:12:48.920 like that where he would just like

01:12:50.600 say weird shit just like just enough

01:12:53.040 to get people really uncomfortable

01:12:54.360 and then break them so yeah that

01:12:56.480 reminds me of norm mcdonald i was

01:12:58.240 somewhere with him i was in i was

01:13:00.380 doing a show in oklahoma city or

01:13:03.360 oklahoma somewhere and um he oh it

01:13:06.960 was a poker tournament too jerry

01:13:08.320 mathers is where the beef wow man

01:13:11.060 who i love i had pictures all over

01:13:12.740 them of my room growing up because

01:13:14.220 his name was theodore right yeah so i

01:13:16.260 was like a huge fan yeah and i even

01:13:18.500 talked to him while i was there i was

01:13:19.340 like hey man uh i said i'm a big fan

01:13:21.880 he goes oh where do you live and i was

01:13:23.700 like i live in santa monica and he goes

01:13:25.220 swear to god he goes i used to go get

01:13:27.020 some pussy in santa monica and it just

01:13:32.600 i didn't i didn't know what happened

01:13:34.220 then i just fucking went down a hole

01:13:38.320 a pussy hole i went down something it

01:13:42.920 was just crazy all these years that i

01:13:45.220 built up in my head of us running into

01:13:46.860 each other that's the sense that's what

01:13:48.360 he said and he's like he was 80 years

01:13:50.280 old or 77 that's crazy it was him and

01:13:52.440 that guy ralph mouth but anyway norm

01:13:55.220 mcdonald was there and there's like

01:13:56.840 we're standing there there's a there's

01:13:58.300 a mostly men there and a couple of

01:14:00.460 women not attractive women to me norm

01:14:04.540 said oh man a lot of real hotties here

01:14:07.800 huh and i'm thinking oh you know norm's

01:14:10.300 older than me and you know he probably

01:14:12.020 don't even meet any women so these

01:14:13.560 women are probably very attractive to

01:14:14.980 him you know and i was just placating

01:14:17.080 i was like yeah yeah a lot of real

01:14:18.760 lookers you know fuck i'll take my

01:14:20.720 eyeballs out and just set them on one

01:14:22.320 of these ladies shoulders you know a

01:14:23.620 lot of real beauties and he goes yeah

01:14:26.080 right and he was joking he was totally

01:14:28.780 joking like he he was like oh these

01:14:30.400 are the fucking most busted women i've

01:14:31.960 ever seen in my life you know

01:14:34.400 like shit

01:14:37.080 yeah he was like yeah right i was like

01:14:41.620 damn bro oh well okay so much for

01:14:44.340 being nice to your elders dude this guy's

01:14:46.200 a fucking yeah i went to uh mel brooks is

01:14:48.500 huge number one number one i actually

01:14:50.540 got to meet him that it was two weeks

01:14:52.440 after we had played radio city and he

01:14:54.600 was doing he does that live tour every

01:14:56.000 hour and again he still doing it 91

01:14:57.800 years old he shows blazing saddles or

01:15:00.500 young frankenstein screens it and then

01:15:02.180 does a q a after like an hour wow so we

01:15:04.480 went i took my two sisters we grew up

01:15:06.440 watching i was like for a christmas gift

01:15:08.120 i'm like i got this for you so we went

01:15:09.420 three of us we all grew up watching the

01:15:10.860 movies it was great we watch them after

01:15:12.660 we're about to leave and i see the

01:15:14.900 little security guard that i had met

01:15:16.640 weeks before at when we played

01:15:18.440 real nice to whatever he goes joe i

01:15:20.520 said hey he goes you want to go down

01:15:21.740 to you want to go come come in and say

01:15:23.640 hey and i was like yeah of course i

01:15:25.600 want to say hey to mel brooks so he

01:15:26.720 takes us downstairs and underneath

01:15:27.660 radio city there's just like old bar

01:15:29.220 that they just keep open for family

01:15:30.480 and friends and it's a big room so we

01:15:32.480 go down we sit in there and then here

01:15:33.540 comes mel he's walking in and he comes

01:15:35.280 by and i'm like oh this is like this

01:15:36.560 is my hero of all time whatever so i

01:15:39.180 walk up and i'm like uh you know he's

01:15:41.200 like the guy introduced me like this is

01:15:42.420 our friend joe and he's like hey joe i

01:15:43.880 was like mr brooks i'm a huge fan of

01:15:45.540 yours i just want to say thank you you

01:15:46.720 know i got a comedy because you you

01:15:47.980 know you made me laugh whenever i was

01:15:49.000 like me and my sisters are both huge

01:15:50.800 fans and are all fans are you know we

01:15:53.000 grow up watching you and my sister's

01:15:54.500 like behind me he goes your sisters i

01:15:55.800 said yeah he goes i go yeah my sisters

01:15:57.560 they're here with me i brought them and

01:15:59.100 he goes okay my sisters bring the

01:16:00.600 sisters and he pushes me away he

01:16:01.960 mushes me and he gets here he starts

01:16:03.520 taking pictures like kiss my cheeks

01:16:04.400 kiss my cheeks and he starts taking

01:16:05.560 pictures with my sisters or whatever and

01:16:07.520 it was so cool i was like can i get

01:16:08.700 one you think and he's like all right

01:16:09.640 just one and we all got in and i was

01:16:11.380 like that was like the coolest like

01:16:12.800 thing ever like this 91 old dude

01:16:14.960 just you know he's still going to get

01:16:16.460 the ladies like come here it's so

01:16:18.280 great really cool that's beautiful man

01:16:19.980 that was a really really cool moment

01:16:21.600 from perving out a little at that age

01:16:23.400 i love it i saw bob newhart about six

01:16:25.480 years ago oh really or seven years ago

01:16:27.500 in chicago and it was oh he was i

01:16:30.260 thought the jokes i was like i think

01:16:31.500 he's just reading these jokes off the

01:16:33.080 internet like i think he literally

01:16:34.100 printed some jokes out of the internet

01:16:35.780 and was reading well he's all he's all

01:16:39.320 delivery anyway right so then i thought

01:16:41.180 to myself well maybe though he made

01:16:44.000 those jokes up because they were just

01:16:46.240 like internet jokes you know yeah so but

01:16:49.300 it was pretty wild to see him don

01:16:51.140 rickles me and sal got to see oh really

01:16:53.080 yes i knew he loved rickles and my mom

01:16:54.800 was a big gambler and he was playing in

01:16:56.020 atlantic city so i asked my mom to get

01:16:57.360 his tickets and i took him damn was that

01:16:59.660 awesome probably one of the most

01:17:02.160 unbelievable performance like you can't

01:17:03.960 even like you see it and you're just

01:17:05.760 like in awe that it's happening and then

01:17:08.580 it's over before you know it like you

01:17:09.900 can't even was he on stage the whole

01:17:11.240 time the whole time just ripping apart

01:17:12.960 it was great yeah he was really he was

01:17:14.740 unbelievable yeah that's probably one of

01:17:16.460 the best live performances i've ever did

01:17:18.220 but growing up i like richard jenny was

01:17:19.940 big my dad liked richard jenny uh the

01:17:21.660 comic and uh and he got murdered yeah

01:17:23.520 he got murdered yeah they this before

01:17:25.560 23andme so we still don't know who did

01:17:27.060 it and so so uh he uh he was big and

01:17:31.320 then tim allen uh we used to watch yeah

01:17:33.280 we used to watch his show all the time

01:17:34.340 home improvement yeah together so that

01:17:35.920 was another big one for me um yeah you

01:17:38.520 remember super supermarket suite yeah

01:17:40.840 yeah that show was great i love i just

01:17:43.800 got to play hundred thousand dollar

01:17:44.820 pyramid me and they invited us to play

01:17:46.380 in the reboot that stray hand oh really

01:17:48.140 yeah so we just played it this summer we

01:17:49.640 played it was it fun dude it was so fun

01:17:52.620 so fun it was so it was such a good time

01:17:56.240 yeah and now this is the thing about

01:17:57.720 doing misery index like you're playing a

01:17:58.860 game show and it's like that gloss it's

01:18:00.380 like legit it's like a legit like we

01:18:01.820 walked in i was like oh my god this is

01:18:03.380 like they like spent some money on the set

01:18:04.700 like it's a legit like they got the big

01:18:06.960 like uh you know the big uh display

01:18:09.300 that's like super led and like the the

01:18:11.580 buzzers and all that i was like this is

01:18:12.900 really really cool to be in part of like

01:18:14.420 a real like game show you know yeah

01:18:16.280 because i grew up i think all our

01:18:18.100 generations like that was huge for that

01:18:20.500 was that was tv oh yeah no whammies all

01:18:23.020 of that dude yeah that was the supermarket

01:18:25.060 suite was so good yeah it was working

01:18:26.840 seeing somebody just bite just

01:18:28.640 running to get a ham and yelling at

01:18:31.000 them because they get rice it's like

01:18:31.940 why are you getting right

01:18:32.800 there's one where somebody had a stroke

01:18:37.120 during that i remember too really i don't

01:18:38.900 know that one you can't they don't

01:18:40.480 really know it on the show but it seemed

01:18:41.920 like they think the guy was just kind of

01:18:43.020 having a blast but you could tell he had

01:18:44.420 a stroke i know a stroke you know

01:18:46.800 a stroke when you see one i mean yeah i

01:18:49.380 think i do okay you've ever seen a

01:18:51.240 stroke coming away i had one about 20

01:18:52.700 minutes ago really oh damn bro

01:18:54.860 you have those like slow strokes bro i do i

01:18:57.980 like to pace them out

01:18:58.780 pretty sure the guy who asked us a

01:19:01.360 question with the wet lip was in the

01:19:02.400 middle of one

01:19:02.820 um any more questions that came in uh

01:19:07.640 we just had one patreon question

01:19:09.080 uh marissa bruno asked how did you

01:19:11.340 become so passionate about animals

01:19:12.800 especially senior dogs

01:19:14.040 uh my wife she introduced me to that we

01:19:16.560 bought a dog i have five dogs i have a

01:19:19.040 cannoli biscotti tartufo spumoni and

01:19:22.480 pignoli right now oh damn five dogs yeah

01:19:25.020 pignoli's in the rotating spot on a

01:19:26.800 dessert hole yeah that's it that's my

01:19:28.180 that's all they're all i'm fat italian

01:19:29.940 so i named more we also had zeppeli and

01:19:31.760 mishkin who are not with us anymore god

01:19:33.420 blessed um but we have like uh she we

01:19:36.400 bought our first dog cannoli together

01:19:37.920 when she was living here because um she

01:19:40.640 needed something and i was like let's get

01:19:42.260 a dog together so we got it we bought the

01:19:43.800 dog and then it instantly was like all

01:19:45.620 sick and we spent like in the first year

01:19:47.460 we spent like two grand on like tests and

01:19:49.260 surgeries and stuff like that and she

01:19:50.940 just like started doing research and

01:19:52.100 realized how bad puppy mills are and then

01:19:54.160 like how much adopting how good how many

01:19:55.860 good dogs are on eating but she found a

01:19:57.520 lot of good adoption agencies so we just

01:19:59.780 started adopting um so it was really

01:20:02.400 because of her and then i fell in love

01:20:04.220 with it on my own and then i honestly

01:20:06.140 believe that no dog loves you like a

01:20:07.740 rescue dog it's insane really feels like

01:20:09.460 okay yeah because cannoli be walking

01:20:10.680 around the house kind of entitled like

01:20:12.260 you'll call them she'll come last you

01:20:14.400 know she'll be like i'm here now you

01:20:15.560 don't like that right you know but like

01:20:17.540 the other ones like they're so always so

01:20:19.000 happy to see you when i go home it's

01:20:20.340 insane because i'm on the road you

01:20:21.440 know yeah so when i come home from like

01:20:22.800 10 days or whatever on the day it's i can't

01:20:25.300 get them off me it's insane like they

01:20:26.780 just attack you and want to be on you

01:20:28.400 you sit down they're all jumping on you

01:20:29.760 you know you lay in the bed they're all

01:20:30.820 on you damn it's crazy yeah yeah it's

01:20:33.340 nuts but it's it's good and do you trust

01:20:35.600 all of them no there's one i know that

01:20:38.800 shit really no it's actually it gets easy

01:20:41.620 when you have a pack like biscotti who's

01:20:43.520 my favorite they listen if they're

01:20:45.720 listening they know so my biscotti is my

01:20:48.140 favorite she's the second one and she's

01:20:49.600 like the pack leader it's easier with a

01:20:51.440 pack like i'll bring in a dog once

01:20:53.040 biscotti shows them what to do they it's

01:20:54.480 insane they just all right we all go

01:20:56.300 we all go in this room now we all have

01:20:57.760 time to go outside they all go they just

01:20:59.000 follow her really crazy i should like to

01:21:00.760 pack a little little pack later and for

01:21:02.640 them to be able to pack like that do

01:21:04.020 they have to be the same breed of dog or

01:21:05.900 anything nope wow there's a couple of

01:21:08.540 tricks that you could do for it if you're

01:21:10.840 going to introduce a new dog in the

01:21:11.820 house it's better to have the dog in

01:21:13.600 the house by itself for a day and then

01:21:15.260 when the dogs come home the dog's there

01:21:16.440 so it's like a great trick that we had

01:21:17.960 found out in the beginning so i'll send

01:21:19.420 the dogs away to daycare or whatever and

01:21:20.940 they'll sleep out and then we'll have the

01:21:22.500 dog make it move around the house

01:21:24.140 whatever they come home there's a dog

01:21:25.680 in the house that's it it's insane

01:21:26.860 you know it's just okay they're part of

01:21:28.980 the family that's it and do they have

01:21:30.340 any like racial or kind of territorial

01:21:31.920 issues between them the animals just

01:21:33.660 when there's when it's time to go to

01:21:35.140 bed wow who sleeps where yeah because i

01:21:38.120 lay we have a you know we have a king

01:21:39.340 bed and my wife's on one side and then

01:21:41.340 little pinoli who was like i got a

01:21:43.780 picture pinoli i'll show you get that

01:21:45.000 animal out here bro or you could draw it

01:21:47.220 too i wish i had some ink out this this is

01:21:49.020 this is i just want your reaction when

01:21:51.120 you see pinoli because pinoli something

01:21:52.760 special but pinoli is in our rotating

01:21:54.940 spot we have we have a fifth dog spot

01:21:57.580 which is the senior spot and that's

01:21:59.760 pinoli

01:22:00.360 whoa whoa huh pinoli you're working

01:22:04.840 freelance huh

01:22:05.920 pinoli's got one up yeah pinoli used to

01:22:07.620 work on the highway huh

01:22:08.600 wow boy

01:22:11.280 basically roadkill that's just rolling

01:22:13.200 around my house sweetest dog in the

01:22:14.840 world man super cuddly but uh she they

01:22:17.500 found her in a tenement building just in

01:22:19.300 the all matted in the uh in the lobby

01:22:21.740 under living under the stairs so they

01:22:23.440 don't even they think it just maybe

01:22:24.380 just came out of somebody's apartment

01:22:25.720 and whatever but she's got no teeth

01:22:27.640 she's deaf blind one eye uh a little bit

01:22:31.120 of dementia oh wow take her to one of

01:22:33.120 these restaurants i know i've got it

01:22:34.660 right but she's she's super cute and

01:22:36.400 cuddly so we just we'd like to for the

01:22:38.240 senior dog we just kind of give him a

01:22:39.640 good way out like we had a couple dogs

01:22:40.960 before this that one lasted seven months

01:22:43.100 one lasted a year and a little bit and

01:22:45.440 pinoli we have for about what i got

01:22:47.480 pinoli two months now yeah about two

01:22:48.740 months now so have you this is the last

01:22:51.640 question i have so is there have you

01:22:53.240 noticed like that like your success and

01:22:56.100 stuff was there any point in your career

01:22:57.560 where you felt like it started to kind of

01:22:58.780 change you and you had to kind of like

01:23:00.280 see what was going on with yourself or

01:23:01.880 was there like where you got like no i

01:23:04.520 think not in a bad way no no just in a

01:23:06.460 way anyway yeah yeah yeah it's a huge

01:23:08.720 thing man there's a thing about when you

01:23:10.520 become famous and strangers want to want

01:23:14.800 your time and energy right and you have a

01:23:16.700 family i think that was a thing for me

01:23:18.560 like it's like how do and i still struggle

01:23:20.060 with that me my wife are very open and

01:23:21.440 honest about like i don't know like when i

01:23:23.420 have my daughter with me if if you see me

01:23:26.360 when i'm out with my family you don't get

01:23:27.520 the same me when i'm not with my family

01:23:28.860 right right because i'm i'm trying to be

01:23:30.600 protective of my family unit right and

01:23:32.520 this is spend time and energy with them

01:23:34.340 you know so i think that's the one thing

01:23:36.880 that i've always been trying to figure out

01:23:39.680 and my wife we never i wasn't trying to

01:23:43.040 be famous right when we met and got

01:23:44.820 married like i wasn't doing this you

01:23:46.420 know when we got together you know i got

01:23:48.120 married we were in it but when when we

01:23:49.800 got together i was a salesman so this

01:23:51.600 kind of got thrusted upon her as well to

01:23:53.660 be like oh your husband's gonna be

01:23:55.040 famous yeah so now you have to share him

01:23:56.300 with the world so she's like i fucking

01:23:58.060 yeah yeah you know i was just trying to

01:23:59.440 get 20% off that's it you know i know

01:24:01.620 that's i'm looking for a coupon you know

01:24:03.180 now now she's got to deal with this so i

01:24:04.800 think that's probably the biggest

01:24:05.640 challenge but the good thing about

01:24:06.660 getting famous together with your

01:24:07.580 friends is everybody keeps each other in

01:24:08.880 check yeah you know how you are with

01:24:10.160 your boys somebody gets that on you

01:24:11.520 smack them and they're like what are you

01:24:12.300 doing yeah i could see that well that's

01:24:14.200 one thing i see about improv and the

01:24:15.400 thing one thing that's a little bit

01:24:16.360 different on a stand-up you're just

01:24:17.220 kind of by yourself a lot so with

01:24:19.200 improv yeah or with your group you

01:24:20.840 know with with the tenderloins and

01:24:22.000 with the jokers it's like you guys

01:24:23.380 have that group yeah the group

01:24:25.300 mentality helps because if somebody

01:24:26.500 starts going their own way it's like

01:24:27.740 come back biscotti's like hey

01:24:28.900 biscotti brings it back in i'm not

01:24:30.360 biscotti goes out and says come on get

01:24:32.400 back in here for a second you know yeah

01:24:34.760 uh joe thank you so much is gatto or gatto

01:24:38.520 gatto yeah gatto this is great man i

01:24:40.660 really appreciate it dude thank you so

01:24:42.200 much man you've always been just one of

01:24:43.960 the every time i see you i just

01:24:45.400 remember uh what a kind soul you are so

01:24:47.320 i appreciate you coming man thank you

01:24:48.640 dude yeah it's an honor and uh yeah you

01:24:50.780 guys have so many friends dude how do you

01:24:52.140 keep

01:24:52.340 how do you everybody i know is y'all's

01:24:55.220 friends

01:24:55.520 we're from the guys

01:24:57.000 yeah you know we try to you know that's

01:24:59.760 why i like coming out to la when i'm out

01:25:00.840 in la like especially if i'm able to

01:25:02.280 get together some

01:25:02.780 social stuff i try to make sure i see

01:25:04.760 and there's some people i like to see

01:25:05.740 when i'm out here because it's good to

01:25:07.140 keep in contact with people like i said

01:25:08.420 earlier you know this

01:25:09.100 there's a commonality between us that

01:25:11.080 it's kind of fun i'm enjoying that like

01:25:12.500 i'm in the being in the comedy world

01:25:13.900 with people that make me laugh and

01:25:15.260 yeah stuff this is we have cool

01:25:16.880 opportunities like to have people work

01:25:18.040 with us and work with

01:25:18.820 people you know it's fun yeah it's cool

01:25:20.880 man yeah it's a good point dude i love

01:25:22.940 it man well i'm grateful you came here

01:25:24.120 today can i ask you for one favor yeah

01:25:25.760 my cousin michael polano is a huge fan of

01:25:27.680 yours he is yes he's huge fan michael

01:25:29.780 polano michael polano wait he works on your

01:25:31.440 show yeah he's he's uh he's a he's

01:25:33.520 my cousin and he's a cameraman and because

01:25:35.200 isn't it true that you guys now have

01:25:36.780 everybody from your neighborhood and

01:25:38.040 family working on your show

01:25:39.000 such nepotism there's literally like

01:25:41.460 oh it's so many like people well so

01:25:43.380 many people work for us for free for

01:25:44.640 so many years i was like had to be like

01:25:46.300 uh i love that though it's so great

01:25:48.380 michael polano huh yeah that hit her

01:25:50.980 bro up to send him something nice he

01:25:52.280 wanted to he i actually almost flew

01:25:53.880 about here to come but he's a teacher

01:25:55.440 where and where he's in jersey

01:25:56.940 where at uh ocean township high

01:25:58.760 school because i'm supposed to be in

01:26:00.120 sayersville coming up sometime soon

01:26:01.580 i don't know how far away that no it's

01:26:02.820 not that far it isn't yeah yeah and he

01:26:05.500 said he said this a gang gang he did

01:26:07.580 yeah that's it man what does he teach

01:26:10.260 he teaches television production does

01:26:12.180 he yeah oh that's awesome he got a

01:26:14.080 scheme going on there man it's great

01:26:15.760 what a scheme it's great all the kids

01:26:19.180 there mr polanco that's his name

01:26:21.100 polano mr polano yeah that's awesome

01:26:23.800 man i would take his class

01:26:25.420 yeah he's a good teacher michael i'd be in

01:26:28.160 there gang gang mike thank you uh thank

01:26:30.740 you for sending uh thank you for

01:26:32.120 sending joe my way michael i appreciate

01:26:33.520 it man and uh whenever i get over

01:26:35.520 there to jersey i have to pop in yeah

01:26:37.140 you know pop into the class i might be

01:26:38.580 cool oh that they would lose their

01:26:40.040 mind you kidding me that'd be crazy

01:26:41.780 you don't have to do all that well now

01:26:44.080 i've kind of sentenced myself no i mean

01:26:45.940 i did come all the way here from new

01:26:47.500 york

01:26:47.720 all right we'll figure it out man we'll

01:26:51.580 make something work i love you dude

01:26:52.760 you're all love you too man thank you

01:26:53.760 so much bro you got

01:26:54.600 now i'm just falling on the breeze and

01:26:57.580 i feel i'm falling like these leaves i

01:27:00.560 must be cornerstone

01:27:03.640 oh but when i reach that ground i'll

01:27:08.600 share this peace of mind i found i can

01:27:11.580 feel it in my bones but it's gonna take

01:27:17.460 a little time for me to set that parking

01:27:23.340 brake and let myself unwind shine that

01:27:29.200 light on me i'll sit and tell you my

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - October 01, 2019

Impractical Joker Joe Gatto ｜ This Past Weekend #234

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