This Past Weekend with Theo Von

00:00:00.000 Today's episode is brought to you by Liquid Death.

00:00:04.180 Today's guest is a unique man.

00:00:06.880 He's had a lifestyle, an experience that not many get to have.

00:00:13.380 He's led a rare path.

00:00:19.100 He is celebrated and discussed ad nauseum, you might say.

00:00:25.940 I think that means getting sick.

00:00:27.140 I don't know what that means exactly.

00:00:27.980 But we're happy to have him here today.

00:00:30.680 He's a retired NFL quarterback and the host of Uncut with Jay Cutler.

00:00:38.140 It is the man himself, Mr. Jay Cutler.

00:00:57.980 Shine on me, and I will find a song I've been singing.

00:01:08.140 Just go.

00:01:09.040 We're grateful that you're coming in.

00:01:15.900 I know you've got a podcast starting up.

00:01:17.700 We have a lot of podcast listeners over the years with this podcast and a different podcast.

00:01:21.900 So I know you went on Nate the other day.

00:01:23.980 It's pretty cool.

00:01:26.580 Because Nate's a big fan.

00:01:30.740 He's a big Vanderbilt fan.

00:01:31.860 Huge Vandy fan.

00:01:32.600 From here, grew up here.

00:01:37.280 He's in there.

00:01:38.100 He's funny as hell, too.

00:01:39.280 He means it.

00:01:39.820 Oh, yeah.

00:01:40.960 Yeah, Nate Bargatze, he's really that – he's a real more of a scientist of humor, I feel like.

00:01:47.520 Yeah.

00:01:48.640 It's calculated almost.

00:01:50.320 He sets it up.

00:01:51.940 He's got his whole thing.

00:01:53.140 And whenever he walked in, you don't really know – like, I just started doing this podcast stuff.

00:01:58.620 So you don't really know how it's going to go with somebody you don't know.

00:02:01.720 Like, doing something with somebody you know, you're like, all right, I've got this down.

00:02:05.140 I've got this figured out.

00:02:06.680 But when he walked in, I was like, shit, this might not go well.

00:02:10.180 Really?

00:02:10.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:11.480 Because he was not a lot of emotion, just kind of just sat down, and he's like – I was like, oh, boy.

00:02:18.000 He's real passive.

00:02:18.980 Yeah, he's a calm guy.

00:02:19.900 I'm trying to feel – it almost sometimes feels with Nate like I'm getting in trouble for something in the beginning.

00:02:26.420 But then once you kind of get to know that he's just – it's just kind of some of his demeanor.

00:02:31.220 Exactly.

00:02:31.860 He's real smart.

00:02:33.180 He's a real smart guy, man.

00:02:36.520 Yeah, what else is going on?

00:02:37.340 I had a freaking bad dream last night.

00:02:39.480 Do you ever have those dreams?

00:02:40.900 Like, I just get shocked sometimes, like, even as an adult, that I'll have these dreams where I'll, like, wake up, and I'm like, what's your heart?

00:02:47.660 You know, I'll be, like, drooling.

00:02:48.820 And I'll be like, what happened?

00:02:51.060 Do you ever know what I'm talking about at all?

00:02:52.640 I do know what you're talking about at all.

00:02:53.800 I don't feel like I dream that much anymore.

00:02:55.760 I don't know what that says about me.

00:02:56.940 It might not be a good thing.

00:02:59.280 Yeah.

00:02:59.580 Or it might be a good thing.

00:03:01.180 You might have to get your chakras worked on or something, man.

00:03:03.640 I have a couple of Indian buddies, and they're always like, dude, your chakras are bad.

00:03:06.640 And I'm like –

00:03:07.220 How do you fix that?

00:03:08.240 That's what I – you know, I try to get into it with them.

00:03:10.460 And it's like –

00:03:11.140 I would love to get my chakras fixed.

00:03:13.320 Yeah.

00:03:14.180 Oh, dude, that would be a good show of something Jay Cutler gets his chakras fixed.

00:03:18.940 That's a good show.

00:03:19.900 That's a great idea.

00:03:21.420 I need to write this down.

00:03:22.880 I need to look into this.

00:03:23.700 You may need a construction worker, though, dude.

00:03:27.500 I might need, like, five of these guys in here.

00:03:30.680 One guy's not going to fix me.

00:03:32.300 Yeah, you may need a little bit of work, man.

00:03:34.120 Yeah, I'm trying to think.

00:03:37.240 So, you got the new podcast, man.

00:03:38.820 What is this?

00:03:39.720 This is called Liquid Death.

00:03:40.760 This is a water company.

00:03:42.420 From the Austrian Alps?

00:03:45.440 Yeah, it almost sounds a little – I don't want to say Nazi water, but it's definitely – it sounds like on the can.

00:03:51.020 I don't know who's –

00:03:51.820 Stone Cold Mountain Water came straight from the Alps to murder your thirst.

00:03:58.980 You've got, like, cool sponsors.

00:04:01.500 This stuff's good, man.

00:04:02.680 They've been good to us.

00:04:03.720 Pretty good, you know.

00:04:04.620 They mail us a lot of water, man.

00:04:06.640 Well, that's nice.

00:04:07.160 I'll send you a couple cases.

00:04:08.120 I know you don't need it.

00:04:09.080 I know you're doing well.

00:04:10.060 Yeah.

00:04:10.440 But I'll put – we'll throw a couple cases in your truck.

00:04:12.320 Yeah, maybe I'll just put it on my podcast and just be like, hey, I'm just doing this.

00:04:16.400 Oh, I bet they'd probably get on board.

00:04:18.380 Yeah.

00:04:18.740 You know?

00:04:20.360 I mean, the amount of, like, weird ad sponsor requests is mind-boggling to me.

00:04:27.180 What did you have to read?

00:04:27.980 I didn't see your ads yet on your first episode.

00:04:29.720 We did a – I should know this.

00:04:34.180 I really should.

00:04:35.060 It's okay if you don't.

00:04:36.220 Yeah, I did a – like a helicopter – basically a helicopter ambulance.

00:04:44.620 Oh, really?

00:04:45.100 So if you're hurt somewhere and you can't get to a hospital, you pay $149 a year.

00:04:51.000 No way.

00:04:51.620 And this helicopter will come and get you and take you to a hospital.

00:04:57.120 Dude, that sounds –

00:04:58.040 I didn't even know it was a thing.

00:04:59.480 It sounds like – it sounds very something that would happen to, like, somebody in Mexico.

00:05:03.380 I feel like it sounds like a kidnapping or more like a Colombian type of thing.

00:05:07.020 I mean, I kind of want to do it and just, like, call them up and see what happens.

00:05:11.260 Yeah.

00:05:11.540 Like, I'm –

00:05:12.540 Hey, guys.

00:05:12.840 Yeah, I'm having a tough time over here.

00:05:13.960 Spray my ankle.

00:05:14.820 I need a lift.

00:05:16.000 I'm out at Lake Radnor and I got bit by a duck.

00:05:19.100 I need to go home.

00:05:19.980 Yeah.

00:05:20.180 I was pretty shocked a few years ago when Uber, like, there was something was going on in the world when Pete, like – was it the Olympics?

00:05:30.180 I don't remember what it was.

00:05:31.240 But when Uber started having airplanes on their thing, do you remember that?

00:05:34.560 Yeah, I do remember that.

00:05:35.280 They stayed – and they started doing airplanes, helicopters, and I think they were trying to get in, like, the freight business.

00:05:42.240 People were getting rich.

00:05:43.380 That's when I realized, holy shit, man, people are rich, dude.

00:05:47.220 Yeah, if you can just dial up a plane on Uber.

00:05:49.160 Yeah.

00:05:49.840 Ten grand.

00:05:50.920 Yeah.

00:05:51.280 No big deal.

00:05:51.940 Charge it.

00:05:52.560 It starts feeling to me recently.

00:05:54.380 I felt like during the pandemic that there's so many more rich people – or that money doesn't mean anything.

00:05:59.460 I have these weird thoughts.

00:06:00.860 Yeah, I think –

00:06:01.640 I don't understand how people, like, are functioning.

00:06:04.740 Like, I don't feel like anybody works.

00:06:06.400 Yeah.

00:06:06.920 But everyone's just spending money.

00:06:09.720 I don't know if people are in debt and they just don't care or what's happening.

00:06:14.320 And everyone's just driving around.

00:06:16.360 Yeah.

00:06:17.440 Doesn't it feel fictional?

00:06:18.700 Yeah.

00:06:18.980 It's like everyone's just cruising around.

00:06:20.780 People are out having a great time.

00:06:22.440 I'm like, what's happening?

00:06:23.380 Yeah.

00:06:23.640 People are buying champagne.

00:06:24.940 People are buying nice hats.

00:06:26.240 People are buying jewelry.

00:06:27.600 I mean, there's, like, 200 people a day that move to this town.

00:06:30.160 Yeah.

00:06:30.460 People are just buying houses left and right.

00:06:32.580 And houses are getting expensive, man.

00:06:34.620 And even, like, you'll see a groundhog, and even he looks like he's got some money.

00:06:39.740 You know what I'm saying?

00:06:40.060 Like, the land here is getting a little bit –

00:06:41.740 Oh, it's absurd.

00:06:42.700 It's getting pretty crazy.

00:06:43.500 I mean, I hope people are doing well.

00:06:46.800 Yeah.

00:06:47.440 I do.

00:06:48.560 I hope that, like, in a couple years, like, we just fall off the cliff.

00:06:55.020 And it's like, well, I saw this one coming, guys.

00:06:57.440 That's what it – I feel like I see it coming, but nothing else.

00:07:00.620 It's not kind of making sense maybe to other people.

00:07:03.100 Like, I don't know what it is, but, yeah, I'm just shocked.

00:07:05.760 Like, I have some friends that are pretty rich sometimes, and they say that they'll be, like, on runways and stuff where, like, everybody has private jets and stuff.

00:07:14.980 And they said there's, like, so many more private jets now.

00:07:17.540 They're everywhere.

00:07:18.760 But it's also, like, everyone's doing a podcast.

00:07:22.620 Everyone's doing social media.

00:07:24.120 Yeah.

00:07:24.540 But, I mean, people have to be buying.

00:07:26.100 People have to be buying Liquid Death.

00:07:27.720 Yeah.

00:07:28.720 People have to be buying what people are selling on Instagram.

00:07:32.140 I don't know.

00:07:32.880 I'm confused by the world at this point in my life, I think.

00:07:35.500 Yeah.

00:07:35.640 I feel like it gets a little tricky because you really – Jay Cutler – I mean, you really – you're Jay Cutler, man, and you really had a big – I mean, you've had such a neat experience, dude.

00:07:44.560 I always wanted to be, like – because you always seem like the tall kind of, like, you know, like – you know what I'm saying, bro?

00:07:50.680 I prefer women, but you seem like a tall, decent-looking man.

00:07:53.380 I'll be honest.

00:07:53.940 You know what I'm saying?

00:07:54.720 I'll give you at least an eight and a half, dude.

00:07:56.360 Oh, my kids gave me a seven last night.

00:08:00.660 No way.

00:08:01.080 I don't even know how this conversation happened, but they gave me a seven, and I was like, are you guys serious?

00:08:05.760 I'm a seven?

00:08:06.960 And they're like, keep it up.

00:08:08.240 We'll make you a six.

00:08:10.300 I was like, gosh.

00:08:12.360 Kids are dicey, bro.

00:08:14.040 They're relentless.

00:08:14.920 They also tell the truth, so, I mean, maybe they're right.

00:08:17.360 Maybe it is a six.

00:08:18.600 Maybe six and a half.

00:08:20.280 I mean, I think in this town, there's – I feel like there's almost more competition, I feel like, in some ways in a city like Nashville because there's – I feel like here there's a lot more, like, kind of manly dudes sometimes.

00:08:32.960 Well, I've been living in L.A., and there it's a lot more –

00:08:35.420 Oh, you crush L.A., I'm sure.

00:08:36.920 Like, you're a dude out there.

00:08:38.440 Yeah, out there, chicks.

00:08:39.600 You're like, hey, what's going on?

00:08:41.020 You know, tell me about the squirrels.

00:08:42.380 They'll, like, ask real low-key shit.

00:08:43.940 Like, what can I eat if I'm lost in the woods, you know?

00:08:46.880 And I'm like, I'd have a Nutri-Grain bar, but you know what I'm saying?

00:08:49.840 In my backpack.

00:08:50.660 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:52.480 Nashville's changed.

00:08:53.260 Like, you're used to – I mean, you know, early 2000 – I've been here since 2000 for the most part, so, like, it's completely – the whole demographic has completely changed.

00:09:02.000 There was no one here, really.

00:09:03.400 It was, like, a small clique of people.

00:09:05.760 You knew everybody.

00:09:06.940 Yeah.

00:09:07.380 You get on town now, and it's like, you don't know anybody at all.

00:09:11.180 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:11.660 It's really intense down there, too.

00:09:13.940 It's too much.

00:09:14.980 But is it interesting, like, so you got – so, yeah, I was like, man, I've always wished I could have been, like, the taller guy, you know, a little –

00:09:22.400 You're pretty tall.

00:09:22.960 How tall are you?

00:09:23.640 I'm six foot.

00:09:24.460 I'm regular height, I think.

00:09:25.860 I think 5'10's regular.

00:09:27.320 Is it?

00:09:27.660 What's the average height of humans?

00:09:29.280 It's got to be.

00:09:30.300 It's –

00:09:30.800 North American humans, too, please, Sean.

00:09:32.860 Male.

00:09:34.000 Yeah.

00:09:34.780 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:35.420 Put it in male, dude.

00:09:36.380 Five-nine.

00:09:39.020 I mean, you're crushing it.

00:09:40.120 Yeah, you're right, actually.

00:09:41.300 Dang, I didn't know that.

00:09:43.060 Five-nine.

00:09:45.200 That's almost surprising.

00:09:46.260 Is that real?

00:09:46.520 That's surprising.

00:09:48.980 CDC, everything they say is 100%.

00:09:51.620 Who knows?

00:09:52.220 Yeah.

00:09:52.540 So, this could be – I mean, somebody could have just uploaded this an hour ago.

00:09:56.780 That's the crazy thing about the internet and the world right now.

00:09:59.540 It's like no information.

00:10:03.140 It's like everybody believes so much information, but none of – it's like I believe less and less.

00:10:08.560 Because I put out information and people will tell me like, oh, man, that's real.

00:10:12.080 And I'm like, I don't know.

00:10:12.960 No idea.

00:10:13.660 Yeah.

00:10:14.600 And everyone's got an agenda.

00:10:15.860 Like, it depends, like, who you got it from.

00:10:17.560 Like, everyone's spinning something.

00:10:19.200 It's just hard to trust anything.

00:10:21.560 Yeah, that's the thing, I think.

00:10:22.540 So, then I go back to my instincts.

00:10:24.100 And sometimes my instincts, I feel like, usually have served me pretty good.

00:10:27.780 But sometimes it's hard to know.

00:10:29.400 Yeah.

00:10:31.060 When you look back at, like – so, now you're not a quarterback now.

00:10:34.720 Yeah.

00:10:34.920 I mean, you'll always be a quarterback, but you're not doing it.

00:10:37.660 No.

00:10:37.800 Like, on a day-to-day basis.

00:10:38.840 I don't get paid anymore.

00:10:39.760 Right.

00:10:39.940 You're not getting – yeah, I guess maybe that defines it.

00:10:42.580 Do you look at and see, like, man, what a position I was in?

00:10:46.040 Like, is it different to look – like, sometimes I'll look at things in my life and be like,

00:10:50.440 man, I didn't kind of – not realize the position I was in, but, you know,

00:10:54.780 like, to a regular man looking at a quarterback, you're like, dang, that's the guy.

00:10:59.360 You know, that's Odysseus or whatever.

00:11:01.020 Yeah.

00:11:01.240 I mean, that's a great point.

00:11:03.040 Like, looking back on it now, like, you get tunnel vision and, like, you don't maybe

00:11:07.140 enjoy it or have as much fun or take advantage of it as much as you would now looking back

00:11:14.640 on it.

00:11:14.880 I mean, you're just locked in and you're just doing your job.

00:11:17.200 And, you know, it turns – sometimes it's a grind.

00:11:19.040 Sometimes it's fun.

00:11:20.480 Sometimes it's really hard.

00:11:21.480 But looking back on it now, you know, it – I don't say – I don't want to say that I wish

00:11:28.080 I would have done things differently, but it was an awesome, awesome experience.

00:11:34.280 It was an awesome experience.

00:11:35.080 It was an awesome experience.

00:11:35.920 Yeah.

00:11:36.200 Yeah.

00:11:36.840 And it shaped a lot of, like, who I am and, you know, the people I associate with and how

00:11:42.280 I respond to things.

00:11:43.680 And so, I mean, it's – you know, from the time I was fourth grade until, you know,

00:11:49.060 35, it kind of shaped me.

00:11:51.480 Yeah.

00:11:51.880 I just can't – I was trying to think about something in my life that had been that much

00:11:55.320 of, like, a shit – like, a thing that I – was, like, a vehicle in my life.

00:11:59.580 And I don't know if I've had that.

00:12:01.900 So, it just must seem a lot that now you're in, like, a new career.

00:12:04.980 It's like you're trying to find – do you want to find a new career?

00:12:08.060 Do you feel like you need to or are you just kind of, like – I don't know.

00:12:15.860 Like, what do you think?

00:12:16.580 Like, do you feel, like, a pressure to or do you just –

00:12:19.020 Yeah.

00:12:19.460 I mean, because, I mean, like, not many people when they're 35 or whatever age people

00:12:24.620 that are playing football, like, have to go out there and, in the real world, like,

00:12:28.140 figure out the rest of your life.

00:12:29.660 Right.

00:12:31.160 So, a career – career, I don't know if that's the right word.

00:12:34.740 I think, like, for me, it's more like purpose.

00:12:36.240 Like, what is going to drive me?

00:12:38.420 What gives me purpose in my life going forward?

00:12:41.600 And there was pressure when I got out to, like, to figure that out.

00:12:46.540 And I was never one of those guys that had other businesses or stuff going on when I played.

00:12:51.040 It was literally – I was just – I played football.

00:12:52.620 Like, I had plan A and there was no backup.

00:12:55.520 And so, now, when I got out, it was just like, all right, I'm clueless.

00:13:00.800 Right.

00:13:01.060 What am I going to do?

00:13:01.800 I have no idea.

00:13:03.540 I know that football is over.

00:13:04.680 I knew I didn't want to coach.

00:13:06.360 I knew I wanted to kind of get out of that world.

00:13:09.400 So, it was really just trying to figure out, all right, what the hell am I going to wake up and be happy doing?

00:13:15.740 It gives me a sense of purpose.

00:13:17.640 I like it.

00:13:18.660 I like the people I'm working with.

00:13:20.880 And that took time, you know.

00:13:22.320 And I'm probably still kind of figuring that one out.

00:13:25.220 So, when you start – because I was – yeah, I was watching your first episode.

00:13:30.380 It's called –

00:13:31.640 Uncut with Jay Cutler, yeah.

00:13:33.000 Uncut with Jay Cutler.

00:13:33.920 Or something like that.

00:13:34.740 Yeah.

00:13:35.140 And you're Jay Cutler, dude.

00:13:36.240 We're close.

00:13:37.260 Yeah.

00:13:38.440 That's close enough.

00:13:39.960 They'll figure it out.

00:13:40.780 Google.

00:13:42.460 Yeah.

00:13:42.940 I was like – because it's interesting.

00:13:44.740 Because you're definitely kind of like this – you kind of remind me of a cross between, like, Christian Laitner and, like, Sasquatch a little.

00:13:51.160 Like, you're kind of like this –

00:13:51.900 I'll take that.

00:13:52.760 Yeah.

00:13:53.100 And it's – I don't mean it in a negative way.

00:13:54.320 No, I love that.

00:13:55.080 Okay, cool.

00:13:56.220 Yeah, it's like a – yeah, you're kind of like this interesting figure that the media gave a lot of attention to, like, weird attention kind of and shit.

00:14:04.760 Yeah.

00:14:04.940 But that's kind of the best – in a way, nowadays, that's almost like the best kind of attention you can get out there in a weird way.

00:14:11.740 It's like – it's not super real.

00:14:14.100 Nobody really knows what's going on.

00:14:15.800 Yeah, there's a vagueness there to it.

00:14:18.180 And, you know, it wasn't intentional.

00:14:20.080 You know, I think there's just certain aspects of my life that I like keeping private that, you know, I don't really talk about.

00:14:27.580 And I'm probably going to try to keep it that way.

00:14:29.820 Yeah.

00:14:30.040 And I think that, you know, I did a reality show for a little bit after I was done.

00:14:36.900 And, you know, I think as soon as you start, like, pulling back and, like, kind of shielding yourself some, like, people really want to get into that and figure that out and know more.

00:14:47.280 So I think that kind of played into it.

00:14:49.180 But, you know, the podcast, I don't know where that's going to go.

00:14:52.420 Yeah.

00:14:52.880 But it's kind of cool.

00:14:54.040 That's what I noticed in your opening.

00:14:55.460 It was, like, kind of like you weren't trying to be too much, I didn't feel like, or trying to be a certain thing.

00:15:01.460 You're kind of like, I don't know where this is going to go.

00:15:03.680 No idea.

00:15:04.240 You know?

00:15:04.560 And that was a hard part about doing it, of doing the opening.

00:15:12.340 The interviews and stuff, that's easy.

00:15:14.740 But, like, for me, I was like, I don't know what to say in this opening thing.

00:15:19.200 And I don't really want to say too much about me.

00:15:22.040 I really don't want to divulge, like, a lot going forward right now.

00:15:26.300 So, like, I'm just going to tell her, you know, I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

00:15:29.920 We're going to have some fun.

00:15:31.020 Maybe it works.

00:15:31.580 Maybe it doesn't work.

00:15:32.500 Let's just do this and go.

00:15:34.560 It's funny, man, because it kind of reminded me to when I started podcasting.

00:15:37.740 I just started in my kitchen.

00:15:38.720 I didn't really know.

00:15:39.780 When did you start?

00:15:40.880 I started maybe about five years ago, maybe, or four years ago.

00:15:44.640 I'd gone on Joe Rogan's podcast a couple times, maybe.

00:15:48.500 That's a marathon.

00:15:49.540 That's not a podcast.

00:15:50.640 Oh, dude.

00:15:51.340 It was so hard.

00:15:52.580 What do you guys, how?

00:15:53.940 It's so hard.

00:15:55.040 Does he have, like, a notebook of stuff?

00:15:57.600 No.

00:15:57.960 He just goes.

00:15:59.040 He's a notebook, man.

00:16:00.180 Yeah, he is a notebook.

00:16:01.100 He's incredible.

00:16:01.960 Oh, dude.

00:16:02.400 He's like a Swiss Army notebook.

00:16:04.760 Yeah.

00:16:06.360 But, I mean, is there an option, like, to be, like, after, like, an hour of, like, tapping out?

00:16:10.540 Or, like, you're just stuck?

00:16:11.720 I think you want to.

00:16:12.560 But I think part of the mystique about Joe Rogan's is that you go in there and you're like, you know, I want to be able to go toe to toe.

00:16:20.800 You know what I'm saying?

00:16:21.300 And he's kind of, like, this symbol of not necessarily just machismo, but somewhat of machismo for sure.

00:16:28.560 So you want to be able to be, like, okay, I can do by time, you know?

00:16:31.760 It's like.

00:16:32.280 I hung in there with him.

00:16:33.340 Yes.

00:16:33.840 Yeah.

00:16:34.180 And you're just, like, dude, and you hit about two hours and you have a cramp that you're trying to deny and you're still trying to, like, remember.

00:16:40.240 You got to go to the bathroom.

00:16:41.040 Yeah, totally.

00:16:41.840 He'll do a bathroom break sometimes.

00:16:43.320 I remember, at one point, I remember saying, hey, man, this is the longest conversation I've ever been in in my entire life.

00:16:49.900 For sure.

00:16:51.340 And it was.

00:16:52.000 And it was, like, almost scary to think that I'm talking to a man that I've gotten to know better but I didn't know super great at the time.

00:16:59.560 Sure.

00:17:00.340 That was scary, man.

00:17:01.600 I feel like it's going in there.

00:17:03.960 It's kind of scary because then they close the door and the sound kind of gets you.

00:17:07.560 And it's just you guys.

00:17:08.880 Oh, it is scary, bro.

00:17:10.600 And you almost think he can hear, like, the.

00:17:13.000 Your inner thoughts.

00:17:13.600 In your head, yeah, dude.

00:17:14.780 He's just, like, peering through your brain.

00:17:16.840 Like, he's got that third ear.

00:17:18.260 Yeah, bro.

00:17:18.940 Some people got that third eye.

00:17:20.420 Some of them feel like Joe has that third ear, man.

00:17:23.840 But that really helped, like, kind of get it going.

00:17:27.140 And I think doing other podcasts, I think podcasts gave a lot of, like, I worked in Los Angeles and Hollywood for a long time.

00:17:35.780 And I never really found some footing in television and stuff.

00:17:38.440 I felt like, especially as they started to, like, really move away from, like, you know, regular guys.

00:17:44.260 I'm not even, like, a real redneck guy.

00:17:45.820 But I think they immediately pigeonholed me.

00:17:47.040 You're from the south.

00:17:47.820 I'm from Louisiana.

00:17:48.620 I got you.

00:17:48.900 Yeah.

00:17:49.500 But I think they just weren't a lot of opportunities.

00:17:52.620 And I think that's what podcasting has done.

00:17:54.500 It's kind of just given opportunities for regular guys not to have to use, like, these vehicles of Hollywood.

00:17:59.600 Yeah, the agents and all the things, yeah.

00:18:02.840 Yeah.

00:18:03.360 And there's so many talented people out there now.

00:18:05.840 Yeah.

00:18:06.720 And there's so many vehicles, like you're saying now, of people getting their talent out there and letting people know and doing all those things, which, I mean, is a good thing.

00:18:14.420 Yeah, it's interesting.

00:18:15.140 I mean, it kind of puts the power a lot of in your own hands.

00:18:17.540 Absolutely.

00:18:18.440 And even I thought about, like, I have friends that, like, get canceled or whatever.

00:18:22.580 It only helps.

00:18:23.640 These days, it's almost like if you schedule.

00:18:26.220 You want to get canceled.

00:18:27.060 Yeah, if you schedule your canceling well, dude, you're freaking.

00:18:30.200 You're going to go to the top.

00:18:31.200 You're Morgan Wallen and Ernest and Hardy.

00:18:32.840 They're going to be on tour for the next 20 years.

00:18:34.840 Oh, yeah.

00:18:35.160 They're fine.

00:18:35.700 Yeah.

00:18:35.900 They're never going to.

00:18:36.820 They're fine.

00:18:37.360 Dude, when Morgan's bus leaves town, it will never come back.

00:18:39.940 It's just going to keep rolling.

00:18:41.040 Yeah.

00:18:41.580 With or without him.

00:18:42.280 It's going to go the next time.

00:18:42.880 Yeah, with or without him, bro.

00:18:44.480 They may need a hologram after a couple shows.

00:18:47.300 He's going to have a double here soon.

00:18:50.460 He really should, man.

00:18:52.140 That's not.

00:18:52.620 Just a singing double.

00:18:53.560 Just put a hat on and sunglasses and do it and do it.

00:18:56.040 That's a really good idea for him, actually.

00:18:59.260 I've tried to get canceled on Instagram and stuff.

00:19:01.940 I don't know.

00:19:03.580 I don't know.

00:19:04.140 I don't know.

00:19:04.860 I think you have to go really bad these days.

00:19:06.880 Yeah.

00:19:07.300 Which I don't want to do that.

00:19:08.960 Yeah, my friend Eric Andre, he's a comedian, and he had a show that was going on television

00:19:12.880 or a movie, and he just put a completely naked picture of himself.

00:19:17.260 Does that get you canceled?

00:19:18.280 I feel like that.

00:19:18.840 It got his account canceled.

00:19:20.480 But it helped him.

00:19:21.340 But it helped.

00:19:21.780 Yeah, definitely.

00:19:22.900 Yeah, nude is.

00:19:23.980 I mean, that's obviously one way to go.

00:19:25.520 I don't know if that's for me.

00:19:26.720 I wouldn't do it.

00:19:27.600 My hips kind of run right into my stomach.

00:19:30.200 Do they?

00:19:30.800 Yeah, it's just not.

00:19:33.480 Maybe work out for a month and just get jacked up and then do it.

00:19:38.480 I have the butt of like a.

00:19:40.700 I kind of have the butt of like a.

00:19:42.060 Would you do a frontal or from behind?

00:19:45.140 Or a side?

00:19:46.060 Oh, I can't do side, bro.

00:19:48.080 The way I look from the side is not good.

00:19:50.580 You've thought about this a few times.

00:19:52.360 I mean, this is the most I've thought about it with another man in the room, you know?

00:19:56.320 But I don't know.

00:19:58.240 It's a good question.

00:19:59.260 Even those Sports Illustrated issues where everybody's like semi-naked in there and like

00:20:03.240 Pope Solo's hiding their tits behind like frisbees.

00:20:05.820 I mean, they're like 98% naked.

00:20:07.800 Yeah.

00:20:08.560 Or they have paint on.

00:20:10.380 Yeah, that's.

00:20:11.420 I could do it.

00:20:11.920 That's art, though.

00:20:12.960 You could just say it's art.

00:20:14.340 Yeah, you're right.

00:20:15.000 That's a good point.

00:20:15.700 If you say art, like you're good.

00:20:18.040 Yeah.

00:20:18.380 I'm expressing my body in an artistic way.

00:20:22.200 That's true.

00:20:22.620 Actually, I put a pride flag in the back and just say, hey, homie, this is art, dude.

00:20:26.040 You know?

00:20:27.360 I feel like you put a.

00:20:28.480 If you add in like an extra element of like a group that's kind of an outlet.

00:20:34.180 Not like an outlier group, but a group that like, you know, struggles to find their footing

00:20:38.380 a lot of times.

00:20:39.180 I feel like that kind of can give you like a carte blanche sometimes.

00:20:43.480 Yeah, sometimes.

00:20:44.520 But if you talk about it before in this way and then do it, you're probably, it probably

00:20:48.880 won't work.

00:20:49.580 Yeah, that's true.

00:20:50.540 So I think you're kind of screwed now.

00:20:53.480 What would you go?

00:20:54.120 You think if you had to do a new, would you go side?

00:20:56.280 Would you go?

00:20:57.160 Because side, your wiener is going to peek out the front a little.

00:20:59.800 Yeah.

00:21:00.400 Hopefully.

00:21:01.180 Yeah, hopefully.

00:21:02.160 Yeah.

00:21:02.400 Or, yeah, I mean, you want to put that body part in its best light, I think, if you're

00:21:09.700 going to do it.

00:21:10.380 Yeah.

00:21:11.460 So I don't know.

00:21:13.340 That's a tough question.

00:21:14.860 And if I did front, maybe I would do something else to like take away.

00:21:18.040 Take away from that?

00:21:19.000 Yes.

00:21:19.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:21.140 Maybe like a cool hat or something.

00:21:23.680 Anything.

00:21:24.380 Maybe that or something.

00:21:25.400 I don't know what I would do.

00:21:26.260 Just like, hey, look at this.

00:21:27.340 Look at this.

00:21:28.020 Don't look at that that long.

00:21:29.100 Just peek at that, but look at this.

00:21:31.660 Yeah, maybe something like that.

00:21:34.860 When you did, do you notice with reality TV?

00:21:36.980 Reality TV is very scary to me.

00:21:38.680 It's an interesting thing.

00:21:39.740 I feel like that is a world that really digs and tries to get like, it gets really manipulative.

00:21:46.740 Do you think that reality TV, like, do you think that being a celebrity and being married

00:21:55.460 and like in a celebrity kind of relationship, is that a lot more pressure on a marriage

00:21:59.640 than you think a regular marriage?

00:22:00.980 Or do you think it's just kind of grandfathered in after time and you get the hang of it?

00:22:06.440 I think it can go either way.

00:22:08.040 I think it definitely puts pressure on the relationship because you want it to be portrayed

00:22:15.120 a certain way on film.

00:22:17.240 And that might not be reality.

00:22:19.340 And I think that's where it gets a little fuzzy because, you know, you're doing this

00:22:28.380 on television and then like, you know, it's rainbows and sunshine and like, that's not

00:22:33.260 really real life for the most part.

00:22:35.220 Like, you know, there's highs and stuff, but like real life can be married in real life.

00:22:40.100 Like, there's a lot of boring times.

00:22:41.880 It just is what it is.

00:22:43.080 Like, you can't always be, you know, riding sky high.

00:22:46.660 Yeah.

00:22:48.220 After a certain point, it's like, all right, you know, you're married and it's just, you

00:22:52.180 know, we're just, we're living together.

00:22:53.500 You're just sitting around.

00:22:54.140 You're just waiting for, you're just sitting in the car, waiting for your wife to get in

00:22:56.880 the car.

00:22:57.340 Yeah.

00:22:57.560 I mean, you go to dinner, like you can do fun stuff, but like there's other times where

00:23:01.180 it's just like, yeah, we're just, we're just living life.

00:23:04.000 Like it's just, it's another, it's another Wednesday.

00:23:06.740 Yeah.

00:23:07.400 Yeah.

00:23:07.960 Sebastian Maniscalco does on his Instagram.

00:23:10.220 He does a lot of waiting for his wife.

00:23:12.420 Yeah.

00:23:12.560 I love his Instagram.

00:23:13.240 Yeah.

00:23:13.520 His is almost like a, that, that to me a lot of times feels like a real reality show.

00:23:17.360 Yeah, absolutely.

00:23:18.020 It's him like stumbling through the packages at the door and like, being like, oh, which

00:23:21.840 one of these?

00:23:22.440 And that's like real everyday life.

00:23:24.000 Yeah.

00:23:24.960 So yeah, I mean, reality TV, it's, it's painting a picture that isn't always necessarily true.

00:23:32.240 And I think it kind of skews the audience a little bit, but I mean, that's what reality

00:23:35.860 TV is there for, you know, it's for, for drama or for whatever, you know, all, all those

00:23:41.080 things.

00:23:41.640 Yeah.

00:23:42.240 Yeah.

00:23:42.560 I mean, I think about why some of it I look at, I think I, I want to just, sometimes I

00:23:46.520 remember, especially when I was like kind of growing up, I guess, or maybe like I've

00:23:53.940 made a little bit of money, but I'm not, I'm not like a real rich guy, but I remember I

00:23:58.240 wanted to see some of the Kardashians cause I wanted to see what it was like if somebody

00:24:01.340 was rich, you know?

00:24:02.380 Sure.

00:24:02.580 Like if they had like, you know, indoor pets, like that kind of shit, you know what I'm

00:24:08.320 saying?

00:24:08.540 You want to see, you want to see what people are doing, you know?

00:24:11.540 I remember that.

00:24:12.860 But, um, do you feel like it can, do you feel like that had any effect on like your, you

00:24:18.180 guys, your relationship?

00:24:19.240 And I'm not trying to get in your relationship, but do you feel like that, like that can wreck,

00:24:24.060 like, I just don't, I'm really untrustworthy of that kind of stuff.

00:24:28.320 So even the side effects of a lot of that momentum and what's glamor and stuff like

00:24:33.840 that, we can start to believe it.

00:24:35.420 Oh, absolutely.

00:24:36.060 Yeah.

00:24:36.260 I mean, and you start to, you start to believe it and you start to think, um, that's how it

00:24:40.640 should always be.

00:24:41.840 And, you know, and, you know, it's the grass is greener on the other side.

00:24:46.240 Like all those things can, someone can fall into that trap.

00:24:49.620 Um, I didn't fall into it.

00:24:51.860 Um, but it definitely could happen.

00:24:54.460 And it's, you know, and it, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really,

00:24:58.300 reality TV doesn't bother me and I would, I'd go back and do it again for sure.

00:25:03.200 And if someone came to me with an awesome reality TV show idea, I'd, I'd do it.

00:25:07.380 I mean, I've got no issues with it.

00:25:08.900 It's just, I think you have to be really grounded in kind of who you are and what you want out

00:25:14.200 of it.

00:25:14.660 Right.

00:25:15.000 And, and, and realize that, Hey, this is, this is a job period.

00:25:19.520 And, and your life has to be in a stable place and, and you have to realize, all right,

00:25:24.320 when the cameras are gone, like it's just normal life again.

00:25:27.200 Yeah.

00:25:28.900 Which I'm sure is hard for some people.

00:25:31.520 Yeah.

00:25:31.900 I would bet probably.

00:25:32.880 I mean, I bet it's almost like in some semblance, the same of like be, you know, doing football

00:25:37.240 or doing something for a long time and then being out of this, like, but it's almost even

00:25:42.040 different because you're not, you don't get to like, not hide behind a game, but you're

00:25:46.860 playing within a vehicle football.

00:25:49.380 It's not like it's you standing out there, like, and you just yell out some secrets at

00:25:53.860 the line and then the offensive lineman turns around and tells you a secret, you know,

00:25:57.820 it's like, but I mean, people get, people get confused by this stuff because it becomes

00:26:01.260 their sense of self.

00:26:02.320 Like that's who they are.

00:26:03.880 And that's what you do for a living.

00:26:06.380 That's, that's not what, that's not you.

00:26:08.980 Like that, that you, you, if you're, if your validation is through that stuff that's eventually

00:26:15.680 going to go away, like you're going to be lost.

00:26:17.780 And, you know, some people, it takes them a little bit to figure that out and find out

00:26:20.680 like, all right, how do I get validated?

00:26:23.320 You know, what, who am I?

00:26:24.940 Like what makes me tick?

00:26:27.260 And it's, it's a, and I think that's pretty common for a lot of people, I'm sure within

00:26:32.320 their jobs and within kind of who they are.

00:26:34.320 Yeah.

00:26:35.260 Yeah.

00:26:35.620 I could probably think that too, man.

00:26:36.860 Um, yeah.

00:26:38.220 I mean, if your podcast is, if everything's gone tomorrow and you got to go down to wherever

00:26:44.040 and work, like it's going to be, it's going to be a different experience.

00:26:46.900 Like you're going to be like, Oh wait, like it's all gone.

00:26:49.860 Like that was kind of liquid death.

00:26:52.160 I was talking on camera.

00:26:53.320 I was like, where are the lights at?

00:26:54.900 Yeah.

00:26:55.520 Yeah.

00:26:55.840 That's a good point.

00:26:56.520 I, I, yeah.

00:26:57.040 Sometimes I think about that.

00:26:58.020 What would I do sometimes?

00:26:59.300 What would you do?

00:27:01.020 You know, like they end podcast tomorrow.

00:27:04.120 No one can do podcasts.

00:27:05.500 They outlawed them.

00:27:06.100 They outlawed them.

00:27:07.000 Yeah.

00:27:07.200 They put a mask on all the cameras, which they easily could, you know, to mass just,

00:27:15.220 just in case.

00:27:16.760 Um, that's a great question, man.

00:27:20.000 I mean, I do stand up comedy for a living, so I'd have that.

00:27:22.420 But if I, if that went, if that went to, yeah, man, I don't know.

00:27:26.440 I'd probably hopefully try to get myself a little bit of land and maybe do just become

00:27:31.260 a prepper, maybe a prepper, but also a prepper who has like a side paintball type of biz maybe.

00:27:35.640 Ooh, I like that.

00:27:36.140 And also maybe a pumpkin patch kind of like, um.

00:27:37.880 Okay.

00:27:38.400 For holidays.

00:27:39.320 Yeah.

00:27:39.540 Yeah.

00:27:39.720 Something where it's like, at least around the holidays, people are going to come around

00:27:42.520 to see people.

00:27:43.440 See people.

00:27:43.980 Okay.

00:27:44.360 So you're kind of doomsday.

00:27:45.440 You're out for yourself, but at least around Christmas.

00:27:47.420 Yeah.

00:27:47.700 Like holiday time.

00:27:48.980 Yeah.

00:27:49.140 It's going to get a little festive.

00:27:50.600 Yeah.

00:27:50.740 I think I can do that.

00:27:52.720 And paintball, you can work on some stuff, you know.

00:27:55.720 Yeah.

00:27:55.900 You can low key see who in town is good.

00:27:57.900 Exactly.

00:27:58.540 Recruit.

00:27:59.080 Yeah.

00:27:59.240 It's a recruitment for you.

00:28:00.380 Yeah.

00:28:01.200 Like, hey, this guy, things go down.

00:28:04.260 You're on my team.

00:28:05.420 Yeah.

00:28:05.660 Hey, Sam, I want to talk to you about your son over here.

00:28:07.300 He's a real, uh, yeah.

00:28:09.040 He's got some potential in my world.

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00:30:39.340 When you look at guys, when you look at football and you look at guys like, what is it about?

00:30:47.680 And I don't know if we're even able to see what this would be like.

00:30:50.860 What is it about a guy like Tom Brady that makes him so capable to pull it off over time?

00:30:59.000 Do you notice it?

00:30:59.860 Like, do you?

00:31:01.380 I mean, I think it probably goes back to his work ethic, like to start.

00:31:05.720 And then, you know, he was in a great situation.

00:31:09.840 Yeah.

00:31:10.140 I mean, I think, you know, timing, situation, work ethic, you know, his talent, his brain.

00:31:16.320 Like, a lot of things have to come together.

00:31:19.600 Like, if you look at really successful people, you know, they're obviously talented in whatever their field is.

00:31:25.480 But there's got to be some things that come together to help them get to this point.

00:31:29.540 Yeah, a team.

00:31:30.080 Like, just a, yeah.

00:31:31.520 And, I mean, being with Bill and Josh McDaniels and their defense was unbelievable when he first got there.

00:31:37.600 And, obviously, he was good, too.

00:31:38.940 And he grew with that.

00:31:39.920 And he became the team.

00:31:41.140 But, you know, you look at a lot of these quarterbacks that get into the league early and they're just, you know, they're on bad teams.

00:31:47.620 They don't have a lot of talent around them.

00:31:49.960 The coaches kind of maybe getting fired or coming in and starting over.

00:31:54.600 So, and not to take away from Tom, because, I mean, what he's done is it will probably never be done again.

00:32:02.440 You know, but he came into a really, really good situation.

00:32:05.600 And to his credit, he took advantage of it, you know, better than anybody could.

00:32:10.840 Is there, like, anything that he possesses?

00:32:13.020 Does it seem like he's magic when you're around, like, when you see him or something?

00:32:16.740 Or is it just?

00:32:17.780 Well, he's aging backwards.

00:32:20.060 Right.

00:32:20.500 Yeah, it is pretty magnificent.

00:32:22.260 I mean.

00:32:22.920 It is, yeah.

00:32:24.060 I mean, he's Benjamin Button.

00:32:25.460 Yeah.

00:32:26.260 He's Benjamin Brady for sure.

00:32:28.280 Dude, you know what's crazy?

00:32:29.300 Benjamin Brady was my damn.

00:32:31.140 I had a principal in school named Benjamin Brady.

00:32:33.400 Really?

00:32:33.760 And we used to be able to get paddled.

00:32:34.800 Yeah, bro.

00:32:35.240 And this dude, he would put it on you.

00:32:37.820 And then a friend of mine died not too long ago.

00:32:39.800 This kid died.

00:32:41.140 Or he's an adult now, but he was a kid when I met him because I was a kid.

00:32:45.180 And I went to his funeral and Benjamin Brady was there, dude.

00:32:48.620 Really?

00:32:48.800 The principal.

00:32:49.480 Yeah.

00:32:50.300 And I hadn't seen him ever.

00:32:51.580 I'd only seen him since he, like, paddled or something like rude.

00:32:54.340 And he had a freaking, he was vaping, I think.

00:32:57.500 And he was just, like, chilling at this funeral.

00:32:59.380 Yeah, it's so different to see, like, people of, like, authority whenever you were younger.

00:33:03.520 And now, like, you're grown and you see him now and it's like, you're just a regular, you're just a regular dude.

00:33:08.500 Yeah, you're eating crackers?

00:33:09.880 Like, what are you doing, man?

00:33:11.320 Where's your paddle?

00:33:12.300 Yeah.

00:33:13.640 Did you, did you guys have that kind of corporal punishment when you were in schools or no?

00:33:18.820 You could get paddled.

00:33:19.820 Really?

00:33:20.420 Yeah.

00:33:20.780 Did you ever get it?

00:33:21.740 No.

00:33:21.960 No, I was, I was, like, by the book, you know, tried to, I did try to do everything right.

00:33:28.760 You did?

00:33:29.420 I was, I was the oldest and I, I mean, I just, that's just kind of what I did.

00:33:35.460 Did you, like, were you, like, an instigator at all in class or you were, like, you were just chill?

00:33:40.260 Just chill, yeah.

00:33:41.300 I mean, I didn't, I mean, no, yeah.

00:33:42.920 And that's kind of how my oldest is now.

00:33:44.860 Like, he, he, I was, I was a pleaser, you know, like, I wanted to do the right thing.

00:33:49.040 I wanted to, I mean, towards the end of high school, I, like, stopped caring so much about, like, grades and stuff.

00:33:54.660 But, like, I went from, like, A's and B's to, like, a C plus.

00:33:57.840 I don't know, a few classes.

00:33:59.220 Yeah.

00:33:59.620 That's fun.

00:34:00.180 Isn't that fun, that last year and a half?

00:34:01.800 You're, like, I think I'm going to be okay.

00:34:03.240 And, like, I stopped, I stopped taking, like, honors English and I, I just went into, like, the normal English class.

00:34:08.940 Just English.

00:34:09.480 And I was, like, this is awesome.

00:34:11.040 It's people learning to stutter in there.

00:34:12.700 Yeah, you're, like, I could do this.

00:34:14.920 Yeah.

00:34:15.440 Do this.

00:34:16.180 Yeah.

00:34:16.440 We went from, like, 10-page papers to, like, just write a paragraph, please.

00:34:20.400 I'm, like, got it.

00:34:21.580 Yeah.

00:34:21.900 Just draw a picture.

00:34:23.180 Anything.

00:34:24.980 Dude, that was fun.

00:34:26.260 Once you're in high school and you kind of realize there's that moment where it's, like, you realize that the, you don't have those crazy grades that's going to do anything for you.

00:34:34.740 Yeah.

00:34:34.940 Or you have a path with a sport or with a profession already.

00:34:39.340 Yeah.

00:34:39.480 And you're, like, oh, man.

00:34:40.720 And I think that's probably part, that's probably part of the problem.

00:34:43.080 Like, I figured out, like, this doesn't matter.

00:34:45.680 Right.

00:34:45.980 This isn't what I'm going to be doing.

00:34:47.840 Like, I just need to get through this part of it.

00:34:50.380 Obviously, I don't want to be disrespectful and, you know, just absolutely bomb it.

00:34:53.880 But a C, B, or A, it literally doesn't make a difference.

00:34:58.620 Right.

00:34:59.060 It's not going to make a difference in my life.

00:35:00.480 Yeah.

00:35:00.700 And once you learn that, there's definitely, like, a newfound, it's almost, it's a little bit of an apathy.

00:35:05.120 It's a lethargic.

00:35:05.880 It's like a freedom, but it's also, like, I'm going to take the, I'm going to do what I want to do now, kind of.

00:35:13.000 Yeah.

00:35:13.760 Yeah.

00:35:14.080 And I think it's looked at, like you said, it's looked at, like, you're trying to take the easy way out.

00:35:17.640 But it's like, no, I'm just, I'm just going to focus my attention on something, like, that matters to me now.

00:35:22.500 Yeah.

00:35:22.680 Instead of something that matters to your teachers or your parents or whatever.

00:35:28.160 Did you, um, we got a question right here.

00:35:30.400 You want to bring this in?

00:35:31.600 Sean, your hair looks like George Washington.

00:35:33.580 Do you see that?

00:35:34.100 Do you see his haircut?

00:35:34.640 He does.

00:35:35.140 Did you get it, did you get it cut like that?

00:35:38.120 You're like, hey, give me the George Washington.

00:35:42.260 They're probably, the barber is probably like, who's that?

00:35:45.580 That's patriotic, dude.

00:35:47.500 It could be Tommy Lahren gave him that cut, dude.

00:35:49.820 Tommy cut your hair.

00:35:51.020 What if she did haircuts and she only did cuts like patriotic figures?

00:35:55.160 If she only did president cuts?

00:35:56.440 Yeah.

00:35:57.840 The first 16 presidents.

00:35:59.260 I'm going to give you the Abe Lincoln today.

00:36:00.780 Yeah.

00:36:01.080 Yeah.

00:36:01.460 Yeah.

00:36:01.820 We got that Ben Franklin, a couple of Ben Franklins here at noon.

00:36:04.800 Oh, that's take forever.

00:36:07.440 I'd go in there.

00:36:08.220 I'd let her style me.

00:36:09.220 Who cuts your hair?

00:36:10.500 Me?

00:36:10.760 I just started cutting my own again, man.

00:36:12.360 Did you?

00:36:12.820 Yeah.

00:36:13.940 This lady named Whitney cut it for a while and this lady named Libby cuts it sometimes,

00:36:17.600 too.

00:36:18.140 Like, pulling off a mullet is, I mean, I couldn't do it.

00:36:21.360 I mean, you do it well.

00:36:22.600 Thanks, man.

00:36:23.500 Looks good.

00:36:24.780 Yeah, I had this haircut when I was real small and then I got like a man's cut, like a regular

00:36:29.080 man's cut.

00:36:29.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:29.820 And I never felt okay.

00:36:32.380 This is a little bit more you can hide, kind of.

00:36:34.740 Sure.

00:36:35.780 I have a wide nose, so it's like this gives me a little bit more.

00:36:38.860 More width.

00:36:40.760 Yes.

00:36:41.000 Yeah, it kind of makes it smaller.

00:36:42.160 Yeah, you got to play in the head.

00:36:43.360 Yeah, but now that I look at it, it's not that wide.

00:36:46.060 No, I think some of it gets in your head, too.

00:36:48.060 Once you start thinking one thing about yourself, you're like, oh, man, one of my legs is too

00:36:51.540 long or, you know, I got too much hair on my body.

00:36:54.640 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:54.940 You start going crazy.

00:36:56.500 I do, anyway.

00:36:57.740 I just got a Nordic track as well.

00:36:59.940 Why?

00:37:01.520 I don't know.

00:37:02.660 I think they got me with some of the advertisements.

00:37:05.680 What is, like a treadmill or like the...

00:37:08.560 No, not the hand, too.

00:37:09.860 I'll do that later down the line, but it's just treadmill.

00:37:12.900 So Nordic track makes a treadmill now.

00:37:14.520 Yeah, make a treadmill.

00:37:15.080 But it has like a click.

00:37:17.200 You get up to about 5.5 and it has a...

00:37:20.020 Is that fast?

00:37:21.960 Is that a walk?

00:37:23.100 I mean, it's a...

00:37:24.120 It's a slow jog?

00:37:26.120 I mean, in the NFL, it's probably a walk.

00:37:29.680 But for me, it's probably for just a regular...

00:37:32.020 You're getting it.

00:37:32.740 Yeah, I'm getting it.

00:37:33.620 Yeah.

00:37:34.320 I'm cruising.

00:37:35.700 But it's not very Nordic.

00:37:37.720 Like, I feel like when they say Nordic, that has like a...

00:37:40.680 Like an Aspen, like a Switzerland vibe or something to it.

00:37:44.060 Yeah.

00:37:44.240 And it has like a fan on it, but it doesn't even get that cold.

00:37:46.080 It's just more for like comfort, I think.

00:37:47.700 So it doesn't...

00:37:48.400 I wish it had that blast you out, fucking we're going down to 25 degrees.

00:37:52.560 You know what I'm saying?

00:37:53.320 Good luck, motherfucker.

00:37:54.620 Came on the thing or something, you know?

00:37:56.280 I was...

00:37:57.720 I saw in your garage.

00:37:59.960 I was poking around your garage.

00:38:01.300 And where did you get your cold tub?

00:38:04.300 Oh, yeah.

00:38:04.940 This company, this new company called Blue Cube, I think.

00:38:09.120 They sent it to me.

00:38:10.300 Really?

00:38:10.860 It's their first one.

00:38:12.140 Blue Cube?

00:38:13.020 Blue Cube, yeah.

00:38:13.720 Blue Cube.

00:38:14.420 Send me one, please.

00:38:15.460 Yeah.

00:38:16.180 They probably will, man.

00:38:17.520 A Wim Hof.

00:38:21.280 Yeah.

00:38:21.780 I like that Wim Hof stuff, man.

00:38:23.040 I wish I focused on it a little bit more.

00:38:24.440 I know.

00:38:24.880 I got into it when I was in Chicago three, maybe five years ago.

00:38:28.760 And, yeah, I mean, it's really good stuff.

00:38:30.960 It's really good stuff.

00:38:31.840 Who was a player you played with that was like way into that kind of stuff,

00:38:35.080 you know, that was just like...

00:38:36.580 You know...

00:38:37.520 You know, that was just eating liver out of a bag all day on the field,

00:38:40.300 you know?

00:38:41.140 You know, when I first...

00:38:41.900 I mean, NFL's weird.

00:38:44.080 It's really weird.

00:38:44.960 Um, because it's very, very rare to find anybody that's into, like, alternative stuff.

00:38:53.660 Really?

00:38:54.280 Yeah.

00:38:54.620 Like, these dudes are just eating McDonald's and...

00:38:57.280 I mean, it's gotten better, but, like, it's a fast-paced, you know, crush your body and

00:39:07.000 just go to the next day.

00:39:09.060 It's not really...

00:39:10.500 It's not...

00:39:11.660 I was never around a lot of guys that were really focused on taking care of their bodies.

00:39:16.180 I mean, there's obviously people out there, but, you know, 75% of the guys are just, you

00:39:21.840 know, going to Chick-fil-A or McDonald's or doing whatever and just coming in and rolling.

00:39:26.280 Damn.

00:39:26.860 And these guys are unbelievable athletes.

00:39:29.600 Like, these guys are programmed to play football, and they are absolute freak shows.

00:39:34.500 Damn.

00:39:35.160 So they can just...

00:39:35.960 They've obviously gotten used to being able to do that.

00:39:37.780 They can, yeah, do...

00:39:38.720 They can eat whatever they want, drink whatever they want, and show up and just absolutely

00:39:42.920 do it on Sundays.

00:39:45.020 What about smokers?

00:39:46.240 Do you ever...

00:39:46.680 Because I'm friends with Blake Griffin, and he said that he used to play with this cool

00:39:51.980 guy from Slovakia that would smoke...

00:39:53.800 Cigarettes?

00:39:54.440 ...after the games.

00:39:55.120 Yeah.

00:39:55.280 Did you ever play with anybody that smoked?

00:39:56.960 I mean, I played with guys that smoked weed.

00:39:59.340 Yeah.

00:39:59.820 A lot of times.

00:39:59.980 I'm talking cigarettes, dude.

00:40:01.220 Uh-uh.

00:40:01.720 I don't know.

00:40:02.320 I mean, not that I know of anybody that smoked cigarettes.

00:40:04.740 I don't even know people that smoke cigarettes.

00:40:06.460 Yeah.

00:40:06.900 Is that still a thing?

00:40:07.520 I don't know anymore.

00:40:08.120 Do they still sell cigarettes?

00:40:09.540 I mean, I just threw my vapes away because they just made me nervous at night because

00:40:13.320 I would hit them too much, and then I would get all nervous, but...

00:40:16.700 Wait, what?

00:40:17.360 You vape or not?

00:40:18.200 No.

00:40:20.240 I think it's fun for a little while.

00:40:21.920 I mean, I think it's fun for a little while.

00:40:22.780 Like, just nicotine?

00:40:25.100 Yeah, it's nicotine.

00:40:26.300 Yeah, I don't know.

00:40:26.760 But it's flavored.

00:40:27.380 It's like you can get, like, you know, berry crush, you know, fun lime or something.

00:40:36.620 I don't know.

00:40:36.940 Different type of flavor.

00:40:38.680 You can get, like, pear.

00:40:41.120 Yeah, I don't get it.

00:40:41.980 Pear party.

00:40:42.720 This is a different one.

00:40:43.660 You lost my hair.

00:40:44.360 Oh, there you go right there.

00:40:47.640 Lynn Dawson enjoys a sweet cig during the Super Bowl.

00:40:50.340 Yeah, they always put a cigarette in my mouth in my pictures.

00:40:52.280 Yeah, I know they got the smoking J stuff, and I was just...

00:40:54.560 I wouldn't even really think about that.

00:40:55.780 I just wish you knew a player that frickin' smoked, dude, because that guy, to me, would

00:40:59.960 be a damn animal.

00:41:00.840 Yeah, like, just smoke cigs?

00:41:02.200 Yeah, just fuckin' whipping darts.

00:41:03.420 Just came into work, just chucked it out and said, let's do this, boys.

00:41:08.340 Yeah, now that, to me, like, Chick-fil-A, yeah, I get it, man.

00:41:12.080 I mean, they used to all smoke.

00:41:14.260 I mean, that used to be a thing.

00:41:16.140 Yeah.

00:41:16.760 I mean, drink beer in the locker rooms, smoke cigarettes.

00:41:22.240 Yeah, when I was in school, man, they had, before, in Louisiana, you used to be able to

00:41:27.840 drink when you were 18 years old, you could buy alcohol.

00:41:30.980 And it was the last, one of the last states to be able to do that, because the federal government

00:41:35.600 said, we're not going to give you any more road money.

00:41:37.560 Yeah, they said, we're not going to give you money for roads, right?

00:41:39.940 We're not going to build highways.

00:41:40.560 And the first couple years, we're like, fuck it, we don't need roads.

00:41:42.340 See you guys.

00:41:43.940 We got four-wheelers, we'll be fine.

00:41:45.860 Yeah, we'll drink, and we'll ride on a Crocs back, you know what I'm saying?

00:41:48.240 We'll figure it out.

00:41:49.560 But I think after about two years, the roads, you realize people are drunk, and they're

00:41:53.460 driving on bad roads.

00:41:54.080 Yeah, this is a problem.

00:41:55.040 This doesn't work out.

00:41:57.200 So.

00:41:57.800 Lost that battle.

00:41:58.780 Yeah, but it was like a year or two before I got to high school, they would have parties at

00:42:02.660 the school, like on certain days where kids would just bring a keg, and you would have

00:42:07.160 it, like if they were 18, they'd be able to stay there and party, man.

00:42:10.680 Really?

00:42:10.800 And I would hear these great stories, yeah.

00:42:12.560 And it's like, sometimes I think the lore of things makes me, like the nostalgia of things

00:42:18.220 makes things more exciting.

00:42:19.360 Yeah, you know, like that stuff, and then like, you know, the 70s, when everything was

00:42:25.600 like more innocent.

00:42:27.100 Yeah.

00:42:27.840 Like, I feel like the innocence of the world is kind of gone, which is, I mean, it's unfortunate.

00:42:33.220 But I mean, there's other things in the world that are amazing right now, too.

00:42:36.460 But like that innocence of being able to do those things is, I think it's long gone.

00:42:41.680 Yeah.

00:42:42.380 Yeah, and there's so much judgment now on every little thing.

00:42:45.060 Yeah, you can't do anything.

00:42:45.940 Yeah.

00:42:46.140 I mean, you don't even smoke a cigarette and you're a smoker.

00:42:48.800 I'm a smoker.

00:42:49.560 Yeah, that's great.

00:42:50.560 So it's, yeah.

00:42:50.980 People want me to sign like packs of cigarettes for them.

00:42:53.220 I don't even know, bro.

00:42:54.800 I don't smoke cigarettes.

00:42:55.960 Yeah.

00:42:56.500 I'll smoke a cigar.

00:42:57.900 Yeah.

00:42:58.680 Love a cigar.

00:42:59.880 Did you ever go smoke a cigar with Michael Jordan in Chicago?

00:43:03.280 No, no.

00:43:05.300 Because he always smokes them, it seems like.

00:43:07.020 Yeah.

00:43:07.540 I mean, he would always have them in the locker room and stuff.

00:43:09.740 I feel like he smokes one daily.

00:43:11.200 Yeah.

00:43:12.160 Which I don't know if that's good or bad.

00:43:14.480 I think if, I think if you're him, you can do it.

00:43:19.060 I feel like, I think it's for different people.

00:43:21.000 It's different things.

00:43:21.700 You know, like, you know what you can handle.

00:43:24.800 You know, I, I.

00:43:26.020 See, I mean.

00:43:26.780 Yeah.

00:43:27.920 Six cigars a day.

00:43:29.180 Okay.

00:43:29.740 I was way off.

00:43:32.580 Yeah, that's a lot.

00:43:33.280 It seems like.

00:43:33.840 I mean, that's a lot of.

00:43:36.860 I mean, is that, that can't, is that good for you?

00:43:40.800 They see that nicotine will ramp my heart up and I couldn't.

00:43:44.620 And I wouldn't.

00:43:45.040 But you don't inhale a cigar.

00:43:46.600 But I mean, I'm sure some gets into you, obviously.

00:43:48.940 Yeah.

00:43:49.620 I think some gets wet.

00:43:50.620 For me, some would definitely get into me.

00:43:53.820 Yeah.

00:43:54.300 Here we go.

00:43:54.680 Negative effects of cigars.

00:43:56.420 Let's do this.

00:43:58.520 Cigar smoking.

00:43:59.700 Okay.

00:44:00.060 Can't mouth cancer.

00:44:01.020 That's bad.

00:44:01.800 Throat cancer.

00:44:02.600 Probably bad too.

00:44:03.840 Yeah.

00:44:04.380 Lung cancer, heart disease.

00:44:06.860 All bad things.

00:44:08.280 Oh, pretty bad.

00:44:08.900 Infertility.

00:44:10.560 I'm done having kids.

00:44:11.680 I'm cool with that.

00:44:12.200 Yeah.

00:44:12.440 Then you're ready.

00:44:13.500 Yeah.

00:44:13.920 I got no issues with that one.

00:44:15.780 That's what you can come out with then.

00:44:18.260 Cuddler's infertility cigars.

00:44:24.140 Only smoke if you never want to have children again.

00:44:27.960 Cuddler's shocker, shocker's realignment and infertility cigars.

00:44:31.700 Dude, I think that place would be packed.

00:44:33.260 Oh, gosh.

00:44:34.080 We'd be on fire.

00:44:35.180 You put a porch out front, people would go forever.

00:44:37.600 Line out the door.

00:44:41.380 Yeah.

00:44:41.860 I was thinking like, was there a big like, because for like a regular, like I would remember being in the stands during high school when kids were playing, dude.

00:44:50.700 And I played basketball, but not super well.

00:44:53.320 Yeah.

00:44:53.540 And I just remember, does it seem more fun at college or at the pros?

00:44:59.300 Is there like a big change where the, what's some of that change in there?

00:45:04.700 Because one has so much more money attached to it.

00:45:07.120 One has a lot like that all American type of thing.

00:45:10.200 Yeah.

00:45:10.880 Was there one you even preferred more than the other?

00:45:12.980 High school, high school is the purest form.

00:45:16.920 You know, you're, you're out there, you're playing with your friends and your guys and you're like, you're just, you're playing football just because you love it.

00:45:23.420 Yeah.

00:45:23.640 Oh, college, I think was college is fun because it's college.

00:45:29.700 You're, you're away from your parents, you're living life, you're at parties, you play football, you're going to school, like you're becoming an adult and you, you know, you're figuring out life at that point.

00:45:40.280 Yeah.

00:45:40.940 And then I think the NFL, it becomes, it's a job and you know, there's probably some, you get jaded by it a little bit and it's literally a job.

00:45:51.940 Right.

00:45:52.120 And I, the first couple of years, you, you, it's a blast because you're having fun, you have money, um, stadiums, you can buy your own house, you can buy a car.

00:46:02.580 But after a while, like it's, it is, it, there's a job attached to that and you're expected to perform.

00:46:07.940 And if you don't perform, you know, somebody else will take your job.

00:46:10.680 So like, you, it's, it's a little bit different.

00:46:13.260 Yeah.

00:46:13.380 That is interesting.

00:46:14.240 I never thought like, what if I had a job, but there's somebody sitting over there who, if I'm not doing my job good today, they can come do it.

00:46:20.580 Well, and then there's, you know, 50 people in the room being like critiquing, like everything you do.

00:46:25.320 I mean, you, people critique you, but I mean, it's just different.

00:46:28.560 I mean, every Monday, Tuesday in the facility, like they're bringing guys in to try out.

00:46:32.980 Oh, I mean, they're out there on the field, like running, running routes, throwing, doing drills every Monday and Tuesday.

00:46:39.520 Damn.

00:46:40.200 So, I mean, there's, there's, you know, there's a percentage of the locker room that kind of gets turned over every couple of weeks.

00:46:44.920 Yeah.

00:46:45.160 I never thought about that with that pressure, but like, like, even if I'm on stage doing a standup and there's somebody off in the wings who's over there stretching.

00:46:51.620 Just waiting.

00:46:52.300 Yeah.

00:46:52.560 Please mess up.

00:46:53.300 Please mess up.

00:46:54.000 Please mess up.

00:46:54.900 Put me in coach.

00:46:55.980 God, that'd be crazy, man.

00:46:57.280 That's intense.

00:46:57.900 We got a question that came in right here from someone.

00:46:59.980 This isn't live to see, you know.

00:47:01.320 So, what up?

00:47:03.840 This is Colton out here in Las Vegas.

00:47:05.620 I had a question for Jay.

00:47:07.480 What was the worst part of your rookie hazing?

00:47:09.620 And then what was the stupidest thing you spent on your first contract money?

00:47:13.520 Gang, gang.

00:47:14.160 Gang, baby.

00:47:16.820 Worst part of hazing.

00:47:18.900 I was lucky.

00:47:20.260 I was really lucky.

00:47:21.240 I went to Denver and it was John Lynch, Champ Bailey, Jake Plummer, Al Wilson.

00:47:28.060 It was an old veteran team.

00:47:30.020 And Mike Shanahan was a coach.

00:47:31.420 And, like, it was just, it was ran really well.

00:47:35.220 You know, guys were respectful.

00:47:36.660 Guys were cool.

00:47:37.740 You know, they messed with you.

00:47:40.620 But, like, they did it the right way.

00:47:42.460 Right.

00:47:42.660 Like, you look around today and, like, guys are getting their head shaved and doing stuff.

00:47:47.760 Like, it wasn't like that.

00:47:49.080 All we had to do was get in front of the team and either sing a song or tell a joke.

00:47:53.600 Right.

00:47:54.080 And that was it.

00:47:55.100 We were done.

00:47:55.700 Did you hear stories, like, old days when it was, like, really crazy?

00:47:58.860 Because it kind of reminds me, I guess, of, like, in fraternities and stuff, you'd always hear crazy stuff.

00:48:03.880 Like, in LSU, you'd hear crazy stuff.

00:48:05.360 Yeah.

00:48:05.500 In college, we, they blindfolded us.

00:48:08.700 And then we had to run through the locker room.

00:48:13.740 And they had wiffle ball bats and all kinds of stuff and just, like, beat us as we ran through it.

00:48:19.220 And then we got to, we got to the finish line and we had to swallow goldfish.

00:48:25.860 Oh, damn.

00:48:26.620 Really?

00:48:27.000 Yeah.

00:48:27.560 Oh, that's cute.

00:48:27.840 And then they threw us in the showers and all the showers were on coal and they just threw us in there and, like, made us wait in there.

00:48:32.820 Oh, wow.

00:48:34.600 Interesting.

00:48:34.960 Like, yeah, like that, like, yeah, we didn't have any of that stuff.

00:48:39.420 I mean, that's a really bad, I mean, yeah, you had to carry pads and stuff like that off the field.

00:48:43.700 Oh, the Lord will fix that.

00:48:44.700 Is that Tebow?

00:48:45.500 Yeah.

00:48:46.000 Oh, he'll be fine.

00:48:47.600 But, yeah, that's a bad cut.

00:48:49.140 It looks cool on him, though.

00:48:50.260 He does kind of look cool.

00:48:51.360 Yeah.

00:48:51.540 Like, he pulled it off.

00:48:53.180 Yeah.

00:48:53.600 I think it reminds me of Moe and Curly and Larry of the three students.

00:48:56.780 That's exactly what it is.

00:48:57.620 I mean, but if you just wear a hat, it's like, all right, I'm good.

00:49:00.560 Yeah.

00:49:01.360 But once you don't wear that hat, dude, you're definitely, you better have a wife.

00:49:04.960 Yeah.

00:49:05.260 You might as well just not wear a hat just so, like, it's known.

00:49:08.860 Yeah.

00:49:09.320 Like, you don't want to take it off and be like, oh, wait a second.

00:49:11.660 Yeah, you don't want to surprise people.

00:49:13.020 And I don't think he was looking for a wife at that point either, so he's probably good.

00:49:16.340 I think this might have been a point I don't remember in his career when he, I don't even

00:49:19.300 know if he was, because I think he had some stuff where he wasn't maybe dating.

00:49:22.740 I don't remember.

00:49:23.240 Yeah, like, he was a virgin and stuff, the whole thing, right?

00:49:25.760 Yeah.

00:49:26.040 So, I think, yeah, he was, oh, now this dude right there.

00:49:29.680 That looks like his actual haircut.

00:49:31.120 Yeah, it does.

00:49:33.100 He was like, this is, you don't even have to cut my hair.

00:49:36.520 This is our role.

00:49:37.400 Yeah, yeah, this is our role.

00:49:39.780 This guy looks like he got cancer from, like, a Native American.

00:49:43.000 Like, this dude looks like he is freaking all in, bro.

00:49:47.880 Like, last of the chemotherapy, dude.

00:49:49.980 This dude's ready to ride, bro.

00:49:52.500 I'm with this guy, man.

00:49:55.200 Oh, my goodness.

00:49:56.000 Is the biggest, you had a lot of neat people to play with over there.

00:49:59.900 Was Matt Forte a really cool guy?

00:50:01.340 Yeah, Matt's the best.

00:50:02.140 God, I was a big J.P.

00:50:03.300 Loesman fan growing up.

00:50:04.740 Yeah.

00:50:05.060 And I went to school.

00:50:06.300 I went to school at Loyola when J.P. went to Tulane.

00:50:09.400 And so, I got to know him some.

00:50:11.220 And so, I was just a huge Forte fan.

00:50:12.860 Yeah, super, super, super talented.

00:50:15.660 Awesome dude in the locker room, off the field.

00:50:18.280 Like, did everything right.

00:50:20.500 True professional.

00:50:21.660 He was awesome.

00:50:22.380 Yeah.

00:50:23.400 The offensive lineman, is that your most important guys?

00:50:25.840 Like, do you have to, like.

00:50:26.640 For me.

00:50:27.220 Yeah.

00:50:27.680 Yeah.

00:50:28.060 I mean, receivers are important, too.

00:50:29.420 But, like, you know, you just got to kind of, you throw them the ball, take them to dinner.

00:50:33.600 Like, they're kind of divish.

00:50:35.280 So, like, they're easy to deal with.

00:50:36.740 I mean, the offensive linemen, like, they make or break you.

00:50:40.280 Is there sometimes where you really were on seasons and where it's like, man, I don't know if some of these guys are really down for me?

00:50:45.580 Like, is there, like, a real thing when those guys are, like, down for you and when they're not?

00:50:49.720 Yeah.

00:50:50.000 I mean, you've got to start the, you've got to start in training camp.

00:50:53.720 Like, you've got to earn their trust and you've got to be there for them.

00:50:56.520 You've got to, you know, stick up for them and go to dinners with them and, like, ride or die.

00:51:01.900 Like, they're your.

00:51:02.620 Co-workers.

00:51:03.280 Yeah.

00:51:03.480 They're your front line.

00:51:05.460 Damn.

00:51:06.600 So, even if they mess up, like, you've got to build them back up.

00:51:10.120 It makes me scared, bro.

00:51:11.700 I'll get scared even watching people.

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00:53:17.600 I heard you say that it seems like easier for quarterbacks, like quarterbacks don't get hit

00:53:21.040 as much these days.

00:53:22.000 Yeah.

00:53:22.200 Do you think it is that way?

00:53:23.320 Do you think like the game is getting more like just almost to a two-hand touch for quarterbacks

00:53:27.560 in a way?

00:53:29.220 Yeah.

00:53:29.660 I mean, yeah.

00:53:30.400 They're protecting the most valuable asset out there.

00:53:33.500 I mean, these guys are getting paid a crazy amount of money, so the NFL is going to protect

00:53:39.060 them.

00:53:39.900 And, you know, I don't think, I think it's a good thing for the game because like you don't

00:53:45.300 want to get into a season where, you know, you lose five of the best starting quarterbacks

00:53:49.940 in the NFL.

00:53:50.480 Like you want, they're trying to take care of the product.

00:53:52.980 They want to put a good product out there.

00:53:54.540 They want to make it exciting.

00:53:56.580 You know, it's just a, you know, it's a fine line.

00:53:58.780 It's like, hey, like how far do you actually go here with this?

00:54:02.000 Interesting.

00:54:03.500 Um, what fills some of your time these days, man?

00:54:06.900 So obviously you started potting.

00:54:08.140 Were you doing something else?

00:54:09.140 Was there another business that you thought about getting into?

00:54:12.540 Um, you know, have people come at you with some weird ideas or anything?

00:54:16.680 You know, I'm doing a meat subscription box now called Cutler's Cuts.

00:54:21.060 Yeah.

00:54:21.300 So I'm doing that.

00:54:22.820 And that was fun.

00:54:24.340 I thought about doing a butcher shop at one point, but I'm like, I don't know if that's

00:54:28.500 something.

00:54:29.000 Butcher shop would be cool.

00:54:30.260 I know.

00:54:30.600 But then like, you know, the pandemic or hit and I was like, well, people aren't even

00:54:34.780 leaving their houses.

00:54:35.680 Like, they're definitely not going to go buy meat.

00:54:37.560 Yeah, that's true.

00:54:38.940 Yeah.

00:54:40.120 Hey, you can't leave your house, but we got to go buy some meat today.

00:54:42.800 Let's do that.

00:54:44.360 The wife's like, no, you're not going.

00:54:46.080 You're not going out.

00:54:46.700 We need meat.

00:54:47.200 Damn it.

00:54:47.520 I'm going to this, going to the butcher shop, but Cutler's selling meat.

00:54:52.280 Um, and then, yeah, I mean, I don't know.

00:54:55.160 I'm just figuring it out.

00:54:56.340 Yeah.

00:54:56.840 No, do you feel any pressure?

00:54:57.840 You don't need financial.

00:54:59.060 You don't need.

00:54:59.580 No, I don't feel, I don't feel pressure.

00:55:01.480 Um, I liked doing the podcast stuff, you know, the kids are getting older, so they're doing

00:55:05.340 more stuff.

00:55:06.880 Um, you know, there was pressure when I first got out, but I mean, that's gone now.

00:55:11.640 So it's just kind of just, I've always said like, Hey, like things will start to come.

00:55:16.620 Like I'll, I'll, I mean, I'm not, I'm not going to just sit on my butt forever and I'm

00:55:20.540 not doing that.

00:55:21.200 So it's, it's, it's picking up.

00:55:23.400 Yeah.

00:55:24.520 Um, did you get to play against Drew Brees?

00:55:26.740 You guys played once right in the playoffs, maybe played in the playoff when they had Reggie

00:55:30.840 Bush.

00:55:31.060 I think the saints had Reggie Bush.

00:55:32.600 Oh no, I was, I was in the Chicago that I played.

00:55:34.840 Uh, I played him in, I played him in Denver, um, played him in Denver.

00:55:39.840 They had Reggie.

00:55:40.660 And then in Chicago, we played him probably, I'm sure we played him a couple of times.

00:55:43.940 Was it interesting to see Drew Brees?

00:55:45.440 Cause he almost is like an anomaly.

00:55:46.780 Like I remember when I first got to new Orleans, he came out and saw a comedy show.

00:55:51.260 It was like his first week in town and Scott Fajita brought him out to see a comedy show

00:55:55.080 one time.

00:55:55.680 Yeah.

00:55:55.860 We won that game.

00:55:57.380 Um, that Denver, Denver saints game, they missed a field goal.

00:56:02.020 They missed a, like a 50 yard field goal, 40 yard.

00:56:04.840 Field goal at the, at the, at the end to lose.

00:56:07.040 And we won.

00:56:08.240 Um, yeah, he's, yeah, it's, it's, and if you watch him, like he lifts his head up cause

00:56:14.680 he's short, he lifts his head up and like, he's looking through his face mask and I'm

00:56:19.340 like, I don't know, no idea how it goes off.

00:56:22.140 It's like insane.

00:56:23.240 And he's insanely accurate, insanely smart.

00:56:26.700 Um, it's yeah, it, he's got a ton of records.

00:56:31.160 I mean, he's, he's, people are going to have a hard time catching him.

00:56:35.300 Was it fun to hand the ball off and not have to pass?

00:56:37.760 That's what I would want to do.

00:56:38.600 I feel like sometimes kind of relaxing.

00:56:41.000 Like, yeah, like, yeah, like just, you know, you don't even have to think, but I mean, a

00:56:44.820 lot of the run plays have checks on them.

00:56:46.740 You've got to go the other way.

00:56:48.140 You've got to point a mic.

00:56:49.340 I mean, there's very few, like we call them, uh, call and runs, like just car plays.

00:56:54.260 Like you just go up there, you call it and you just go up there and say, Hey, blue 80,

00:56:57.240 blue 80 said, and you just hand it off.

00:56:59.140 And there's a handful of those in the game plan, but I mean, not many, there's probably

00:57:03.080 fewer in today's game than I had.

00:57:06.080 Do you ever hand it off to a guy and you're like, man, this guy's fucked, dude.

00:57:08.540 They're going to kill this guy.

00:57:09.540 Oh yeah.

00:57:10.420 That's awesome.

00:57:11.240 Yeah.

00:57:11.460 You hand it off and be like, this is going nowhere.

00:57:14.520 That's awesome.

00:57:15.780 Good luck, bro.

00:57:17.520 Good luck.

00:57:18.280 Damn, bro.

00:57:19.400 That's freaking wild, man.

00:57:21.620 Um, you had that thing a couple of weeks ago, they were talking about the mass with the

00:57:25.220 kids and the superintendent or the, would you really be a superintendent?

00:57:28.700 I'd be on the school board.

00:57:29.600 I'm going to be, I want to be on the school board.

00:57:31.220 Um, I would vote for you, man.

00:57:32.860 I would help you campaign.

00:57:33.740 I appreciate it.

00:57:34.520 Uh, in my district, it's not, I can't run until 2024.

00:57:41.980 So what is it?

00:57:43.320 21?

00:57:43.500 Why?

00:57:43.740 Cause you have to live there for a long time?

00:57:45.440 No, just because like that's how the terms are.

00:57:47.480 So I think it's a four year term, I think I'm guessing.

00:57:50.980 And the last vote was in 2000.

00:57:53.240 So the guy in my district isn't up until 2024.

00:57:56.620 So I've got some time to, uh, campaign hit the road fundraiser, all the things.

00:58:03.000 Yeah.

00:58:03.280 Maybe do a little comedy cuts fundraiser.

00:58:05.820 Absolutely.

00:58:06.220 Some meat, some chuckles, get some, uh, get some, uh, some school moms out there.

00:58:11.680 Yeah.

00:58:12.080 But it's, uh, people have been supportive.

00:58:15.040 Um, and you know, Williamson County, I think is going through it right now with the mass

00:58:19.220 situation and everything else.

00:58:21.000 And it's, uh, it's going to be interesting to see what happens in the school systems down

00:58:26.560 there.

00:58:26.780 Yeah.

00:58:27.580 It's kind of, it's, it's kind of wild thinking about like kids having to wear, that's kind

00:58:31.700 of almost the scariest thing.

00:58:32.840 I feel like some people say, well, kids don't know it's an issue if you don't tell them it's

00:58:36.680 an issue.

00:58:37.620 And some of that I get, but also like, I feel like if I have a mask on, I can't, I don't

00:58:43.260 get the same feelings from people.

00:58:44.980 I don't get the same intuition.

00:58:46.200 And also it's like children are like the least, like, it just seems, it seems ridiculous.

00:58:53.360 Yeah.

00:58:53.740 And you, but I mean, now, you know, that's what they're spinning now.

00:58:57.880 If you go on CNN, like, it's like, all right, you know, we've got outrageous number of kids

00:59:03.440 getting, getting sick and stuff.

00:59:05.320 And then if you go to a different site, it's like, well, they're, you know, the survival

00:59:09.460 rate for kids is 99.9%.

00:59:11.300 So it's, it's like you get it from both sides.

00:59:13.960 And, and my, and, you know, I got pinned on the no mask side, which I'm fine with that.

00:59:19.060 And that's for my kids.

00:59:19.900 I don't want them to wear masks in school.

00:59:21.960 I think it's, it's hard enough being in school.

00:59:24.840 It's hard enough, you know, going through that, you know, that K through five to have,

00:59:29.500 to have a mask on and learn how to read and write and talk and do all this stuff.

00:59:35.720 With that being said, like, if you want to send your kid to school with a mask, that's,

00:59:39.520 that's on you.

00:59:40.340 Yeah.

00:59:40.600 I'm fine with it.

00:59:41.620 I got no issues.

00:59:42.340 If you want to get the vaccine, get the vaccine.

00:59:44.340 Yeah.

00:59:45.800 I just don't think we, we can make a mandate for, you know, K through five.

00:59:49.760 Like, Hey, you have to wear a mask.

00:59:51.200 That was my whole thing.

00:59:52.320 Like you can't mandate that.

00:59:54.060 Right.

00:59:54.600 And, and, and, and they, and they, they gave, they gave everyone, you can opt out.

00:59:58.460 I mean, they, they figured that part out.

01:00:00.280 So, I mean, we opted out.

01:00:04.840 But I, I just don't want to get pinned.

01:00:06.780 Like, all right, I'm a hundred percent against this.

01:00:08.900 And I'm, I'm, I'm just for, for my own being, but if you have a different opinion, I'm, I'm, I'm more than willing to listen and I'm more than willing to support whatever decision you want to make.

01:00:18.480 Yeah, totally.

01:00:19.660 I think it's interesting sometimes how, if you say anything that is even like contrary or not even contrary, but like, it's like, if you want to raise your hand and even talk about stuff, you immediately get pinned on.

01:00:30.960 And like, you're this outlier, you're this like anarchist.

01:00:34.760 And I think a lot of that is, goes back to what we were talking to earlier.

01:00:37.200 It's just like anything that people can click on.

01:00:39.320 It's like, they just want, that's all they care about making.

01:00:41.260 They don't really care about making a conversation.

01:00:44.020 And it's, and it's all just extreme over here, extreme over here.

01:00:47.400 Like there's no like middle ground anymore.

01:00:49.920 There's no common sense.

01:00:50.860 Like I don't under, I think there are a lot of them, but those people, no one wants to.

01:00:54.420 Well, and they don't want to talk.

01:00:55.880 Those people don't want to talk because you're going to get destroyed on one side or the other.

01:00:59.400 But I think you're right.

01:01:00.480 I think there's a lot of people in this middle ground that do have common sense, that do want to live in this middle area and don't want to be on these extremes.

01:01:09.780 They just, you know, I mean, it's not worth it anymore to say anything.

01:01:13.540 Yeah.

01:01:13.760 It's like, I'm not going to say anything.

01:01:16.100 I don't want to deal with this either side of this.

01:01:19.460 Yeah, man.

01:01:20.080 Sometimes I get afraid to speak up, man, about certain things.

01:01:22.680 Yeah.

01:01:23.300 But also sometimes I get afraid.

01:01:25.020 This is why I get afraid, Jay, because sometimes I, um, you can run out of the water just so he has it.

01:01:30.800 Thank you, Sean.

01:01:31.920 Um, sometimes I get afraid because I just don't, I, sometimes my brain doesn't work as well as, as fast as I need it to.

01:01:37.820 So it's like, I don't want to say something until I know exactly what it is.

01:01:42.260 And people don't give you room to like, oh, no, you say one thing wrong.

01:01:46.460 It's over.

01:01:47.220 Yeah, dude.

01:01:47.700 You don't get a second chance.

01:01:48.900 Yeah, it's like, well, that's impossible.

01:01:50.500 So the only people that are even allowed to speak anymore then are people reading off teleprompters who are knowing exactly what they're about to say.

01:01:56.900 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:57.460 Or maybe like Ben Shapiro, who's like somehow, or Jordan Peterson, who are like computers and they're able to get it from here to here.

01:02:04.460 Yeah, they process it just like that.

01:02:05.840 It's crazy, man, seeing some of that stuff.

01:02:07.560 And there's a lot of people out there that just don't want to say anything because they don't want to get canceled.

01:02:11.740 They don't want to lose sponsors.

01:02:12.880 They don't want to lose their job.

01:02:14.220 So like, they're just like, hey, I can't say anything.

01:02:16.340 Yeah.

01:02:16.860 I can't because I've got to feed my family.

01:02:19.400 I need to go to work.

01:02:21.680 Yeah, and that's kind of interesting too.

01:02:23.200 It's like at least, yeah, maybe sometimes I'll take that for granted.

01:02:26.360 Like I'm in a place where at least I could say some stuff if I want to.

01:02:29.480 But I worry though if I say like, not say certain things, but like the other day we did a Netflix special that we taped at the Ryman.

01:02:36.300 And they, like a couple days before, like everybody needs to be vaccinated or have a negative test.

01:02:42.140 And it was like, you know, everybody had bought their tickets knowing that they either had a, just knowing both things.

01:02:48.960 I'm willing to go.

01:02:50.000 I've been vaccinated or I'm willing to go and I haven't.

01:02:53.920 So that was really interesting because then it's like this, they're like, well, this is kind of our production that we're putting on.

01:02:59.580 So it's like, you want to work with the rules.

01:03:01.900 People have already bought their tickets.

01:03:03.080 They're coming.

01:03:03.520 You want them to be able to be a part of it and see the show.

01:03:07.200 But it's interesting when businesses kind of start to have mandates and whether they're worried about what the social media repercussions will be.

01:03:17.160 And that's a real, that's the world we live in now.

01:03:20.220 No, it's weird, man.

01:03:21.220 It is weird.

01:03:22.120 It's really weird.

01:03:23.020 And we're at the point to, we're at that, we're at that, we're still, I think, in that period where we're navigating what that is and what it means.

01:03:28.700 And if it means anything, like, you know, two years ago, a tweet, somebody said something, it meant everything.

01:03:34.940 And now it's starting to be a little bit like people don't even pay attention that much.

01:03:38.120 No.

01:03:38.660 Yeah.

01:03:38.980 Yeah.

01:03:39.160 I mean, Twitter, I think Twitter, like, it's just about quantity.

01:03:43.180 Like, people are just spitting out stuff.

01:03:45.080 I mean, and it's just gone.

01:03:46.280 Like, there's a next thought, the next thought, the next thought.

01:03:48.500 But, yeah, I don't think Twitter, I mean, there's impactful people that tweet, for sure.

01:03:53.840 But, like, I think a lot of Twitter is just, it's just, you know, garbage.

01:03:59.320 Yeah, it's just a weird chatterbox.

01:04:00.800 It's like, it's almost like Stephen A. Smith, but in, like, a business.

01:04:03.980 Yeah, just firing off stuff.

01:04:05.660 Yeah, just rap.

01:04:06.480 Just word garbage.

01:04:07.560 Just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:04:08.400 Anything that, it's like anything that will pick up steam.

01:04:10.840 Exactly.

01:04:12.000 But it's going to be interesting, like, 10 years from now.

01:04:14.420 Like, we look back in this space and time and, like, what we're going to think about.

01:04:19.940 I don't know.

01:04:20.700 I don't want to speculate, but it's going to be interesting.

01:04:24.800 Because, you know, you look back at, you remember, like, Y2K?

01:04:28.060 Yeah.

01:04:28.640 Oh, yeah.

01:04:29.300 That was, like, the first big thing.

01:04:30.760 Yeah, like, the world was ending.

01:04:32.500 Like, banks were going to be, like, finished.

01:04:35.160 People were buying lambs, dude.

01:04:36.440 People were buying, like, lambs and stuff for, you know what I'm saying?

01:04:39.680 People were insane.

01:04:40.560 Yeah, banks were going to be done.

01:04:41.780 Yeah.

01:04:42.200 All your money will be gone when you wake up.

01:04:43.840 He's gone, like, the whole thing.

01:04:45.880 I wonder if that was, like, the first thing that really started to scare people.

01:04:49.220 I don't know.

01:04:50.180 I don't know.

01:04:51.160 But, I mean, you're going to be a prepper here soon, so, like, you're good.

01:04:53.500 Oh, dude.

01:04:54.680 I can't wait, bro.

01:04:55.660 I'll be just sitting there with a Kindle fucking watching old Joe Rogan's.

01:04:59.600 Just doing all I can, man.

01:05:01.760 Just eating fucking Jay Cutler beef jerky that gets brought to me on a fucking, from a local wagon.

01:05:07.320 What was that question that came in, man?

01:05:08.800 We'll get to a couple questions here for you, Jay.

01:05:13.840 Hi, Theo and Jay.

01:05:15.560 I am so excited to know that Jay is going to be on Theo's podcast.

01:05:21.120 That's awesome.

01:05:23.020 Jay, oh, my gosh.

01:05:24.840 Learn everything you can from him.

01:05:26.000 He's awesome.

01:05:27.100 My question is for Jay Cutler.

01:05:28.980 My son started playing football this year.

01:05:31.560 He's nine.

01:05:32.480 He's a big boy.

01:05:33.800 And I'm wondering what some of your encouraging words might be for a first-time football player, first year.

01:05:40.240 And anything for the moms out there who are watching our sweet little thick boys getting blasted on the line.

01:05:47.220 Gang, gang.

01:05:48.120 Uncut.

01:05:48.520 Oh, that's tough.

01:05:52.200 I know whenever my mom, like when I started playing football, and even like whenever I got into the NFL, like she was an absolute nightmare on game day.

01:06:00.900 Oh, my gosh.

01:06:02.100 So nervous.

01:06:03.460 I mean, every game I played, just terrified.

01:06:08.660 And what is she terrified?

01:06:09.700 Are you getting hurt?

01:06:10.420 Yeah.

01:06:10.940 Getting hit, like the whole thing.

01:06:12.560 Would she be in the stands always at the same spot, kind of where you could see her?

01:06:20.020 Yeah.

01:06:20.500 I mean, I always knew where my parents were.

01:06:21.880 And then we had a box when we got in the NFL.

01:06:24.560 So, I mean, I always knew where they were.

01:06:29.360 And looking back on it now, I'm like, I get it because I have kids.

01:06:32.720 Right.

01:06:34.480 And they, my oldest one split football.

01:06:36.920 And it's like, I don't know, bro.

01:06:38.640 Like, I don't know, like, I don't know if we need to put you out here with this.

01:06:42.620 Because I mean, watching them get hit and stuff, it's like, it's hard.

01:06:48.020 And I took it for granted as whenever I was playing.

01:06:50.400 Like, I didn't get it.

01:06:51.420 You know, I got it.

01:06:52.260 But I was like, hey, I'm going to be fine.

01:06:53.640 Like, I've got this taken care of.

01:06:54.740 Like, you can chill out, Mom.

01:06:55.880 Yeah.

01:06:57.560 You don't get what they're going through.

01:06:59.000 No, not at all.

01:06:59.740 But now you see it a lot.

01:07:00.460 Yeah, now I see it completely different.

01:07:02.160 I'm like, I understand it now.

01:07:04.360 Like, it, and thinking about Cam, my oldest, like, going out there and playing football

01:07:09.340 and getting, you know, just smoked on a play.

01:07:11.180 It's like, gosh, that's going to be tough to watch.

01:07:13.740 And would people try and smoke him more?

01:07:15.700 Are other dads going to put a hit, you know?

01:07:17.420 Oh, gosh.

01:07:18.040 Yeah.

01:07:18.600 Lions fans or something.

01:07:20.020 You know, some dad's a Lions fan, which has got to be tough.

01:07:22.720 Absolutely.

01:07:23.240 In any household.

01:07:24.500 Absolutely.

01:07:24.900 And it's just, you know, that undue pressure on them and, you know, all those things.

01:07:29.000 So I'm sorry to all the moms out there.

01:07:32.180 I know how difficult it is to do that.

01:07:35.180 And you just got to encourage your son as much as you possibly can.

01:07:39.760 Positive, positive, positive.

01:07:41.280 It's in any sport when they first start.

01:07:43.840 Make it fun.

01:07:44.720 Make it fun.

01:07:45.340 Oh, make it fun.

01:07:46.560 What sport, if you had to lead him into a different one, do you think you'd maybe lead him into?

01:07:50.100 Baseball.

01:07:50.740 Oh, yeah, huh.

01:07:52.180 Yeah, I mean.

01:07:53.200 Dude, baseball's safe, man.

01:07:54.780 Yeah, super safe.

01:07:55.780 I mean, obviously, you can get hit with a ball.

01:07:57.320 So, I mean, the only downside of baseball is you play 162 games.

01:08:02.580 Oh, yeah.

01:08:03.360 Your wife's going to leave you.

01:08:04.880 Oh, for sure.

01:08:06.360 You might not even know she's gone, dude.

01:08:08.220 Yeah.

01:08:08.440 That's how many games you're playing.

01:08:09.400 You just come back and be like, wait, where'd you go?

01:08:14.840 I'm friends with Walker Bueller, actually, that went to Vanderbilt.

01:08:17.140 He's probably, him and Joe Musgrover are probably my only two baseball guys, pro baseball men that I know.

01:08:23.280 Yeah, it's a different lifestyle.

01:08:24.240 So, but one thing that's interesting about him, dude, he's kind of a, I don't want to see, he's not a regular size dude, but he throws just out of sheer fury, bro.

01:08:33.600 Like, some guys are like 6'7", you know, but Walker, I mean, he throws out of just a dude who's still angry about this.

01:08:41.300 Oh, man.

01:08:42.440 Dude, in one of his arms, when you see him, he showed me one time, it's like way different.

01:08:46.440 Longer.

01:08:46.900 Yeah.

01:08:47.240 Yeah, his whole right side of his body is probably completely different.

01:08:50.240 And that's typical of quarterbacks, too.

01:08:53.200 Really?

01:08:53.400 It's like, yeah, I mean, this side is doing this, and this side is pulling.

01:08:59.120 So, like, you're pushing and you're pulling.

01:09:02.060 So, I mean, you get torts.

01:09:03.700 I mean, you're doing this all day long.

01:09:06.240 So, I mean, it has effects on your body.

01:09:08.460 What about UFC?

01:09:09.600 Have you ever been to it?

01:09:10.660 Yeah, love it.

01:09:11.480 You do?

01:09:11.980 Yeah, I went to Conor's last fight.

01:09:13.960 Conor and Dustin?

01:09:14.880 Yeah.

01:09:15.220 Me too, dude.

01:09:16.120 Yeah.

01:09:16.940 Me too.

01:09:17.540 I saw Corey Feldman there.

01:09:19.140 Did you?

01:09:19.740 Yeah, which is pretty cool.

01:09:20.840 Who else?

01:09:21.140 Oh, I saw, I got to meet Austin Hooper.

01:09:24.520 Okay.

01:09:26.360 Who's a football guy.

01:09:27.760 And Baker Mayfield and OBJ.

01:09:29.800 Yeah.

01:09:30.280 They're actually really cool.

01:09:31.300 Yeah.

01:09:31.640 I saw them Friday night.

01:09:34.540 Met Trump Saturday night.

01:09:35.860 You did?

01:09:36.500 Yeah.

01:09:36.960 No.

01:09:37.400 Is that cool?

01:09:37.920 It was really cool.

01:09:38.500 That's going to get me canceled.

01:09:41.720 Meet Nick Chubb?

01:09:42.940 Huh?

01:09:43.400 Meeting Nick Chubb?

01:09:45.460 Who?

01:09:46.060 You met Nick Chubb?

01:09:47.160 Donald Trump.

01:09:47.940 Oh, you met Trump?

01:09:48.820 Yeah.

01:09:49.200 Oh, yeah.

01:09:49.760 No, I don't, I mean, I don't think that'll get you canceled, dude.

01:09:51.780 I think you could meet, I mean, I think you're probably fine.

01:09:54.600 Dude, I was there when he came into the arena.

01:09:56.200 The place went bananas.

01:09:57.440 Oh, it went crazy.

01:09:58.480 Yeah.

01:09:58.840 It went crazy.

01:09:59.780 The place went berserker for him.

01:10:01.200 Yeah, they were chanting for him.

01:10:02.100 Yeah, that was wild, man.

01:10:04.140 But that was the first time I've ever been around.

01:10:06.380 You got to meet him, though, huh?

01:10:07.820 Yeah, it was the first time I've ever been around a president in, like, the Secret Service.

01:10:11.580 Are they there?

01:10:11.980 Oh, yeah, they were there.

01:10:12.900 Do they look legit or they don't look legit?

01:10:15.300 That's a really good question.

01:10:16.960 I've heard mixed reviews sometimes.

01:10:18.860 And it was mixed reviews.

01:10:20.380 And I was with my buddies, and we were sitting there, and we're like, we're kind of, I don't

01:10:27.640 know, I mean, I probably shouldn't say this, but I will.

01:10:29.940 We're kind of sizing up the Secret Service.

01:10:31.860 Not that we're going to do anything, but it's like, all right, you know, like, these

01:10:35.480 guys are, they should be the best of the best, I would say, in the security world.

01:10:40.780 And you're at a UFC event.

01:10:42.040 People, everybody's sizing everybody out.

01:10:43.260 Yeah, but I mean, we're at the Trump, we're at the Trump Hotel at this point.

01:10:45.620 Okay.

01:10:45.960 We're in this, you know, conference room, just waiting.

01:10:48.920 Oh, you're waiting to see him?

01:10:50.000 Yeah, we're waiting to see him.

01:10:50.860 And Secret Service is around, and I'm like, you know what?

01:10:53.400 Like, he looks legit.

01:10:54.740 Right.

01:10:55.280 You know, you're 5'7".

01:10:57.300 Yeah.

01:10:57.920 Just kind of looks like a normal dude.

01:10:59.540 Below normal two inches.

01:11:00.960 Yeah.

01:11:01.200 And I'm like, I just don't, but I mean, they have to be super trained.

01:11:06.020 And I was asking my buddy, I was like, do you think you could take that guy?

01:11:08.520 Yeah.

01:11:09.220 And he's like, probably, he goes, if I train for a year, I could take that guy.

01:11:13.800 Like, no weapons.

01:11:15.100 Oh, damn.

01:11:15.720 A year's a long time of training, though.

01:11:17.780 Especially when you don't have any time, because.

01:11:19.500 But I think these dudes, these guys, these guys, they've got some, they've got some skill

01:11:23.580 set that, that we don't know about.

01:11:26.200 That I don't think you can, you can prepare for in a year.

01:11:29.080 Yeah, that's probably true.

01:11:31.060 Yeah.

01:11:31.380 I think you're looking at guys who are probably retired SEALs, that sort of thing.

01:11:35.980 Yeah.

01:11:36.220 Or have.

01:11:36.520 Like, some bad dudes.

01:11:37.640 Yeah.

01:11:38.440 And like, I've thought about that.

01:11:39.580 Like, you know, you run into like, MMA guys are everywhere now.

01:11:43.120 Yeah.

01:11:43.180 So like, you just got to be careful with people.

01:11:46.640 That is kind of a cool equalizer of things.

01:11:49.220 It's like.

01:11:49.620 I don't, I mean, I'm not a fighter, so I don't fight people.

01:11:51.940 Yeah.

01:11:52.540 But like, I know people that do.

01:11:54.480 And like, if you run into the wrong dude in a bar, like, it could go real bad real fast.

01:11:59.320 Yeah.

01:11:59.520 It used to be totally different.

01:12:00.480 It used to be kind of like, oh, you know, this guy will win this guy.

01:12:02.800 Yeah.

01:12:02.860 But now it's like, yeah, with all these headlocks, leg locks, Kimoras, these chokes.

01:12:06.960 Just break your arm in like two seconds and just walk out.

01:12:11.080 Yeah.

01:12:11.460 Did I go over to Nashville MMA?

01:12:13.020 I did actually.

01:12:14.060 So I got a couple of cracked ribs and it was really affecting my workflow.

01:12:17.240 Yeah.

01:12:17.680 But.

01:12:18.300 Yeah, ribs will do that to you.

01:12:19.460 Yeah.

01:12:19.780 Huh?

01:12:20.520 That's just disheartening, man.

01:12:21.840 That's why it sucks.

01:12:22.460 Everything.

01:12:22.820 You can't, you can't function.

01:12:24.040 You can't do anything.

01:12:25.140 I could barely even hug somebody if I wanted to.

01:12:27.500 You can't even take a shit.

01:12:28.720 Yeah.

01:12:28.980 Yeah.

01:12:29.560 Yeah.

01:12:29.960 I couldn't even.

01:12:30.500 I almost had to keep my hands up like this when I should do it.

01:12:32.720 Which is insane.

01:12:33.480 But it was just like less pressure on my body or something.

01:12:35.840 I get it.

01:12:36.380 I've been there.

01:12:38.100 God, man.

01:12:38.800 The stuff that men go through.

01:12:40.400 Women think they go through it all.

01:12:42.620 The stuff that men go through.

01:12:43.540 They go through some stuff.

01:12:44.660 I mean.

01:12:44.960 Yeah.

01:12:45.160 That's a good point.

01:12:45.840 You're right, dude.

01:12:46.920 You're right, dude.

01:12:48.160 Who was your first girlfriend?

01:12:49.500 Do you remember in high school?

01:12:50.460 Did you have one?

01:12:53.080 First real girlfriend.

01:12:54.520 Yeah.

01:12:54.740 Her name was Brooke.

01:12:56.000 Yeah.

01:12:56.700 Yeah.

01:12:56.880 She pretty hot or no?

01:12:58.300 I mean, yeah.

01:12:58.980 I felt like at the time.

01:12:59.940 Dude, I bet you always got the hot ones, man.

01:13:02.720 Dude, I remember I had to make out with this girl in a sand trap that had two different

01:13:06.000 color eyes, dude.

01:13:07.900 Was it cool, two different color?

01:13:09.640 Or did it freak you out?

01:13:11.380 It was a little wizard.

01:13:12.480 It was a little Dungeons and Dragons.

01:13:13.980 You know what I'm saying?

01:13:14.620 Like a little bit.

01:13:15.320 Somebody's rolling one of those big dice.

01:13:16.980 You know what I'm saying?

01:13:17.640 Every time you looked at her.

01:13:18.600 Really cool chick, though.

01:13:19.900 Yeah.

01:13:20.060 So, but yeah, man, I remember one time the hot girl, for some reason, I got, she was down

01:13:29.060 to go to like a dance or something.

01:13:30.380 She was feeling your vibe.

01:13:32.040 Yeah.

01:13:32.440 I don't know what happened.

01:13:33.480 She might have not been feeling well.

01:13:34.960 Yeah.

01:13:35.120 I don't know what happened.

01:13:35.980 But anyway, she was giving me a chance.

01:13:37.620 She was ill.

01:13:38.160 And we went to, oh, and we went to like this dance, and then we're back at my friend's

01:13:47.580 place where I was staying at, and I like, she were like kind of kissing, and I just couldn't

01:13:52.680 believe in my head that this hot girl was giving me an opportunity.

01:13:55.960 Yeah.

01:13:56.240 So I'm like, I'm just like, I'm just not doing real well.

01:14:00.020 You're just a statue.

01:14:00.800 Oh, dude, I'm trying to kiss, but I can't like open, get my mouth.

01:14:03.400 You're overthinking it.

01:14:04.240 Oh, dude, I'm overthinking.

01:14:05.500 Just like, you know, I've got brains in every part of my body, dude, every, and then I remember

01:14:09.800 trying to like touch her panties and stuff, and I got so nervous, dude, that I just took

01:14:13.680 her home, bro.

01:14:15.780 Oh, God.

01:14:16.220 And then I remember, dude, I remember she got out of the car, and even she was shocked,

01:14:21.320 like, why am I going home?

01:14:22.380 Yeah, what's happening here?

01:14:23.340 Yeah.

01:14:23.940 And I remember pulling over by this frickin', this dock, this boat dock, and fucking crying

01:14:29.760 in my car, dude.

01:14:31.180 And that was in high school.

01:14:32.460 That sucks.

01:14:33.120 It was like my own nerves made it so hard for me to like sometimes do things like, even

01:14:39.840 sometimes playing basketball, like if they ever put me a point guard, I'd be so nervous

01:14:43.320 I couldn't handle it.

01:14:44.040 I would just shoot it from half court.

01:14:45.840 Like you just didn't want to mess up.

01:14:47.020 Yeah, just like, yeah.

01:14:47.940 Just get it out of my hands.

01:14:48.800 So I was like, if I do this, you know, then I'm okay.

01:14:51.560 You're good.

01:14:52.080 Yeah.

01:14:52.900 But everything, man.

01:14:54.160 That's why I think, I feel like quarterbacks have to have, just not have this nerve thing.

01:14:59.520 No, you, I mean, yeah, I mean, I got nervous.

01:15:02.240 I mean, I always got nervous before games, but I think it was more like an anxious type

01:15:05.680 of thing of like, all right, I'm ready to do this.

01:15:07.880 Like, let's go do this.

01:15:09.100 Like, you know, didn't want to fail.

01:15:14.060 And I know there's guys out there that are scared of failing.

01:15:17.420 And there was probably, I probably had some of that in me.

01:15:22.420 I know I definitely had some of that in high school.

01:15:25.920 But I think once I got to the NFL, like you prepare and like you do everything during the

01:15:30.500 week.

01:15:30.780 So like you give yourself the best opportunity on Sunday to be ready.

01:15:34.780 And if you do that, like you're good.

01:15:37.140 But like there is definitely a factor of the unknown out there.

01:15:41.880 Like you're not sure, like, is this going to work?

01:15:43.840 Am I going to perform?

01:15:44.720 Am I going to be good enough on this given day?

01:15:49.920 And there's definitely those thoughts that run through your brain, for sure.

01:15:53.360 And in my brain anyway.

01:15:54.580 Yeah.

01:15:57.740 Was that the first girl you ever kissed, Brooke?

01:16:00.900 No, I kissed a different, I kissed a girl before that, Christy.

01:16:04.840 Yeah, dude.

01:16:06.100 Before that.

01:16:07.680 At a dance.

01:16:09.200 The girl that I kissed was named Christy, bro.

01:16:12.160 Really?

01:16:12.440 I'm not even joking, dude.

01:16:13.900 And I would say her last name, but, and she had part of her toothless kind of chips.

01:16:18.200 She kind of had that Lloyd Christmas a little, you know?

01:16:20.940 And somebody locked us in a room, dude.

01:16:23.140 Some pervert, I think.

01:16:25.220 And like went out by the window and watched us stay in there and try to kiss.

01:16:29.720 Louisiana is a different place, man.

01:16:31.420 It was definitely, bro.

01:16:32.360 It was a weird place.

01:16:34.300 Maybe that's why I was always so scared.

01:16:36.040 There was just, everything was fucking, there's so many perverts around.

01:16:39.160 It's a different, it's a different state.

01:16:42.380 Was it at a dance or was it this?

01:16:44.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:16:44.240 It was.

01:16:45.540 Yeah.

01:16:46.720 Yeah.

01:16:47.220 I mean, school dances were, I mean, you look back on them now and it's like, there was

01:16:50.860 so much pressure in it.

01:16:54.280 Yeah.

01:16:54.620 It's like, who am I going to dance with?

01:16:56.220 Like, are you going to sit on the sidelines?

01:16:58.100 Are you going to get in the mix?

01:16:59.220 Like, what's happening here?

01:17:00.500 Yeah.

01:17:01.000 And all the slow songs were so good back then.

01:17:03.360 It's so long.

01:17:04.200 North Brooks, yeah.

01:17:04.940 Oh, yeah.

01:17:05.420 And the Thunder Rolls.

01:17:06.740 Yeah.

01:17:07.280 That was a pretty good time.

01:17:07.940 Do they still have school dances?

01:17:09.120 Is that still a thing?

01:17:09.920 I don't know.

01:17:10.440 It might be virtual now, I'm sure, probably.

01:17:12.900 And I think if you're a wreck, you just like press a button or it's like, you know

01:17:15.940 what I'm saying?

01:17:16.420 Like, kind of pings your screen or whatever.

01:17:20.080 Dude, that's funny, but you got nervous too, even asking girls out and stuff?

01:17:23.400 For sure, yeah.

01:17:24.200 Really?

01:17:24.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:17:26.380 God, dude.

01:17:27.540 Yeah, absolutely.

01:17:28.140 I can't even believe that.

01:17:29.460 Yeah, I mean, I was kind of a late bloomer in school, so, and I don't think I, I mean.

01:17:37.120 But you were tall though, right?

01:17:38.280 No.

01:17:38.860 Oh, you weren't.

01:17:40.400 I mean, I was taller than you.

01:17:42.600 Yeah.

01:17:43.240 But like, I grew probably, I grew an inch and a half in college.

01:17:46.980 Oh, damn.

01:17:47.740 My freshman year.

01:17:48.940 Because the tall guy had always, I feel like the tall guy always is such a weird thing.

01:17:53.120 If you don't play a sport, then you got to work at the airport usually by the baggage.

01:17:57.380 Do something.

01:17:57.820 And it's like, there's not like, so to be tall because you're standing out from the crowd

01:18:02.740 and to not have like a, maybe a skill or something that makes you feel comfortable, that would be scary.

01:18:08.260 Yeah, like if you were like six foot nine and like you didn't play basketball, it's like, what are you doing, bro?

01:18:13.160 Yeah.

01:18:14.040 What do you do with your life?

01:18:15.740 At least move to Slovakia and play, like on the internet, you know?

01:18:20.120 Oh, gosh.

01:18:22.000 Let's get one or two more questions.

01:18:23.320 Did you, was there a, man, there was a, oh, were there players in the NFL that you think that couldn't read?

01:18:30.560 Like, is it that?

01:18:32.200 Yeah, absolutely.

01:18:33.700 Wow.

01:18:34.140 Without a doubt.

01:18:34.500 I don't know how many, but I'm positive there's dudes I can't read.

01:18:41.140 That's awesome, bro.

01:18:42.500 Without a doubt.

01:18:43.720 That's awesome.

01:18:44.560 Well, I mean, I think that the NFL is like, it's just, I mean, it's probably the NFL players,

01:18:53.680 they come from different backgrounds in basketball or baseball or soccer.

01:18:58.760 I mean, a lot of these kids from like come from, you know, some tough, tough areas.

01:19:02.620 Oh, yeah.

01:19:03.060 You know, out of Florida and Texas and stuff.

01:19:05.280 And, you know, football is their way out.

01:19:08.300 Yeah.

01:19:08.480 And, you know, reading and writing is, I'm sure it's less now than what it used to be

01:19:14.120 just because the education and, I mean, social media, like they all have social media.

01:19:18.760 So they probably all can read and write now.

01:19:20.740 I'm probably wrong.

01:19:22.320 No, I think now you're probably right.

01:19:25.120 I mean, I remember we had kids at our school definitely that were in eighth grade that couldn't

01:19:28.480 read and write, you know?

01:19:29.640 It was like.

01:19:30.680 That's common in Louisiana, I feel like.

01:19:32.140 Yeah, I think it is.

01:19:32.880 Yeah, it's part of our, that's our national.

01:19:35.240 That's part of your charm.

01:19:36.060 Our national anthem is just a bunch of people just staring at the alphabet, our state, our

01:19:41.720 state song.

01:19:42.620 Yeah.

01:19:43.520 Here's a question right here from the guy from Friday Night Lights after he, after things

01:19:48.220 went, took a different turn.

01:19:49.840 Here we go.

01:19:51.780 Hi, Theo.

01:19:52.440 Hi, Jay.

01:19:53.300 Hope this finds you guys well.

01:19:54.940 He's excited.

01:19:55.780 My question to Jay is, you know, we hear a lot of stories about how NBA players and NFL

01:20:00.560 players, they go broke within like three years of being out of there respectively.

01:20:06.700 Sure.

01:20:07.020 And I know that's not the case with you, Jay, but I would be interested in knowing what

01:20:10.940 your best investment has been with your NFL money and also what your worst investment

01:20:16.940 has been with your NFL money.

01:20:18.760 I know Theo was asked to be an investor in like a Mexican drug cartel zoo or something,

01:20:23.720 which could have been a cash cow.

01:20:27.020 A little risky, but could have been a cash cow.

01:20:29.560 Well, it burned down about a month ago.

01:20:32.460 A whole zoo burned down.

01:20:34.500 Really?

01:20:35.140 Yeah.

01:20:35.880 Me and my buddy got hit up.

01:20:36.800 It'd be kind of cool to own a zoo.

01:20:38.980 Oh, I think it would be good.

01:20:40.840 Like own a lion?

01:20:41.960 Cutler's cages?

01:20:42.980 Elephant.

01:20:43.380 Yeah.

01:20:43.820 Yeah.

01:20:44.420 I don't feel, I mean, cages probably aren't a good look though.

01:20:47.820 Cutler's soft cages?

01:20:49.380 Soft cages.

01:20:50.220 Yeah.

01:20:50.560 Yeah.

01:20:51.580 I could see that.

01:20:52.440 Padded?

01:20:53.200 Yeah.

01:20:53.760 Cutler's fat cages.

01:20:55.300 Yeah.

01:20:56.680 It's just a lot of people you know that are in there probably.

01:21:01.520 Oh, gosh.

01:21:02.860 Best investment or worst investment?

01:21:04.480 Yeah.

01:21:04.600 Was there anything?

01:21:05.300 I know it's kind of a boring.

01:21:06.420 It's not a boring.

01:21:07.100 Yeah.

01:21:07.420 It's not.

01:21:07.760 I mean, I could make it cool if I had something cool.

01:21:11.220 Right.

01:21:11.660 You know, it's one of those questions like this is either going to be really awesome

01:21:15.500 or is this going to be like, oh, this, this, that was a dumb question because the gas

01:21:18.600 sucked.

01:21:19.200 Yeah.

01:21:19.360 Did you buy a bunch of C-Dos or something?

01:21:20.960 What happened?

01:21:21.220 Um, you know, I, I bought a lot of dumb car.

01:21:24.580 I mean, not like, I just went through a lot of cars.

01:21:28.940 Yeah.

01:21:29.980 And, you know, not super, like not two, 300,000, $400,000 cars, just like your, you know, your,

01:21:36.080 your Mercedes and your Audis and trucks.

01:21:40.500 And like, I would, I would just go, I had a Hummer at one, at one point.

01:21:45.900 I've had a Toyota Land Cruiser twice.

01:21:48.940 Oh yeah.

01:21:49.340 Those are sick.

01:21:49.980 I've had, I mean, just like this dumb stuff.

01:21:53.280 And I got to a point where I was like, this is stupid.

01:21:55.260 Like we need to just stop, like just buy a car and just drive it.

01:21:58.720 Right.

01:21:59.460 Instead of doing, yeah, the highly short term one year.

01:22:02.720 Yeah.

01:22:03.420 Um, what do you think of that new Ford Bronco?

01:22:05.580 I love it.

01:22:06.320 You do?

01:22:06.920 I do.

01:22:07.320 Wow.

01:22:08.400 I like it.

01:22:09.180 I tell you what I like more and I'm on the, on the list for it is the, uh, the, the, are

01:22:15.240 these, are they out yet?

01:22:17.480 Weren't they supposed to be out?

01:22:18.540 Like what happened?

01:22:19.280 I've seen a couple actually.

01:22:20.440 You have like in, in real life.

01:22:21.980 I sure have.

01:22:22.700 Out in the wild.

01:22:23.400 Yep.

01:22:23.640 Out in the wild, brother.

01:22:24.540 I've seen these things.

01:22:25.700 Wow.

01:22:26.360 Roaming the earth, dude.

01:22:27.800 Oh, no, I didn't see that one.

01:22:30.020 That's doors off.

01:22:30.900 I didn't know they could do that.

01:22:31.860 What I'm, I'm on the wait list for the, uh, the Hummer EV.

01:22:35.920 Oh, you are?

01:22:36.780 Yeah.

01:22:36.980 The electric one.

01:22:38.300 Huh?

01:22:38.720 Like the top comes off.

01:22:41.620 Bring up that Hummer EV.

01:22:42.580 Put up the Hummer EV.

01:22:43.860 Cause I got on the Cybertruck, but I can't tell if it seems cool or not.

01:22:47.060 The Tesla one?

01:22:47.800 Yeah.

01:22:50.700 And then I can't tell if you're going to be able to get your own tires put onto it or if

01:22:53.920 you have to use the ones that they give you because of just something.

01:22:57.160 Oh, wow.

01:22:57.700 This is, see, I feel like this looks a little chunkier than the Bronco.

01:23:01.120 I feel like the Bronco looks too small.

01:23:02.980 Yeah.

01:23:03.200 The Bronco is small.

01:23:04.240 They, they, like this, I think, I think this is going to be, like you said, a little

01:23:08.860 bigger and the tops come off.

01:23:11.260 I mean, and it's electric.

01:23:12.680 I feel like I probably should have an electric car at some point.

01:23:15.120 Yeah.

01:23:16.220 My life.

01:23:16.640 Maybe not.

01:23:17.380 I like the smell of gas.

01:23:19.060 Yeah.

01:23:19.600 I mean, I've got to get in on my hands.

01:23:20.800 I've got diesel trucks.

01:23:22.000 Like, I don't.

01:23:22.660 Oh, damn.

01:23:23.080 You got that sweet gas, huh?

01:23:24.500 Yeah.

01:23:24.820 So, like, I feel like getting, getting electric might, like, even, even me out some.

01:23:28.860 Yeah.

01:23:29.380 Put you back in the.

01:23:30.220 Doing the right thing.

01:23:31.080 Back in God's gas graces.

01:23:33.100 Yeah.

01:23:33.800 Oh, that's pretty.

01:23:34.760 Put a, pull up the one Kevin Love's always trying to sell on Instagram.

01:23:38.180 What's he selling?

01:23:38.880 Uh, no.

01:23:41.220 Kevin Love, um, it's like a Woody Wagon, I think.

01:23:51.080 Selling car?

01:23:51.960 I don't know.

01:23:52.300 Nope.

01:23:52.700 Nope.

01:23:52.960 It's Woody Wagon.

01:23:53.820 Why don't you try.

01:23:56.860 Let me see what he's always on.

01:23:59.220 Oh, no.

01:24:00.580 It's always on his.

01:24:01.480 I just see.

01:24:02.060 Did you make this up, maybe?

01:24:03.260 Oh, that thing?

01:24:04.200 Yeah.

01:24:07.980 Kevin Love definitely doesn't have a Woody Wagon.

01:24:09.420 That's not it, man.

01:24:11.060 He made that up.

01:24:12.300 Yeah.

01:24:12.600 No, I, there's, I thought it was Kevin Love.

01:24:14.740 There's some guy on Instagram.

01:24:15.780 Some different dude.

01:24:17.000 That's always selling something.

01:24:18.620 I tried to, uh, I told, I have a yoga instructor this morning.

01:24:21.360 And I told her I was going to try to set you up with her too.

01:24:24.700 Uh, like for yoga or for a date?

01:24:26.980 Um, for either one.

01:24:28.120 Oh.

01:24:28.720 So her name is Emma.

01:24:29.920 She teaches yoga.

01:24:31.480 And where she teach at?

01:24:32.740 Is it good?

01:24:33.240 Right here.

01:24:33.540 She taught me this morning.

01:24:34.780 Oh, she comes to your house?

01:24:36.760 Oh, that's nice.

01:24:37.560 She's a, or she's, um.

01:24:39.040 Does she do chakras?

01:24:40.480 She might, dude.

01:24:41.500 She's strong.

01:24:42.320 Is she?

01:24:42.840 I mean, she's, yeah, she's a dime.

01:24:44.260 I mean, she's.

01:24:44.540 All those, all those yoga chicks are strong.

01:24:46.720 Like, they scare me.

01:24:48.260 Yeah?

01:24:48.820 I mean, they don't scare me.

01:24:49.720 Like, but they're like, they're strong.

01:24:52.020 You ever date a real, just a real.

01:24:53.620 No, no.

01:24:54.520 You haven't?

01:24:55.360 No, that's too much for me.

01:24:56.560 It is?

01:24:57.000 Okay.

01:24:57.440 Yeah.

01:24:58.020 That's not, that's not my speed.

01:24:59.380 You don't want that hearty panda?

01:25:00.480 No, no, no, no, no.

01:25:02.620 I've definitely dated a girl.

01:25:03.640 You got a pat on the back every day.

01:25:05.080 You know, and the back kind of pats back a little.

01:25:06.800 Uh-huh, uh-huh.

01:25:09.860 Yeah, I'm trying to think of just one more anything to think about that dance.

01:25:13.040 I was just thinking about those dances, man.

01:25:14.500 That really was fun growing up.

01:25:15.900 It was.

01:25:16.960 I would go and get with your friends, and you all planned to go eat somewhere.

01:25:20.140 Where'd y'all go eat at?

01:25:21.080 Do you remember?

01:25:21.600 Was it like a, we went to this place called Fazio's.

01:25:23.880 It was kind of dicey and a lot of divorcees, and people would meet up over there.

01:25:27.780 Their parents to like kind of low-key try and like sneak around.

01:25:31.240 I gotcha.

01:25:32.160 I mean, I grew up in a really small town, and it was just a bunch of like small towns.

01:25:36.760 So it was like, you know, Denny's was the spot.

01:25:39.760 Oh, yeah.

01:25:40.640 Like after football games or stuff, like, you know, go to Denny's.

01:25:43.580 No way.

01:25:44.640 Oh, yeah.

01:25:45.020 It was open 24, I think it was open 24-7.

01:25:47.380 Because it was right off the interstate, but it was like 20 minutes away.

01:25:51.740 Yeah, Denny's.

01:25:52.640 And it was back whenever, like, they had a smoking section.

01:25:55.720 Remember the non-smoking and smoking section?

01:25:57.660 No, I don't even remember that.

01:25:58.680 You don't?

01:25:59.260 It was probably because everyone in Louisiana smoked.

01:26:01.040 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:01.340 It was all smoking sections.

01:26:02.740 Yeah, the whole stage of smoking section.

01:26:05.500 Dude, I'm trying to think.

01:26:06.880 Yeah.

01:26:07.620 But that was always fun, man.

01:26:09.180 So you even have to go eat there before dances even?

01:26:11.320 After.

01:26:11.860 After, yeah.

01:26:12.380 After, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:26:14.020 Yeah, that was fun, dude.

01:26:15.420 Those are times that I really miss.

01:26:18.780 It must be interesting being a dad because you kind of get to have this nostalgia where

01:26:21.660 you get to kind of see the other side of the coin and what it's like a little.

01:26:25.560 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:27.100 I think it's harder to be a kid now, though.

01:26:29.640 I think there's more pressure.

01:26:31.000 They grow up faster.

01:26:33.200 So I think it's a little bit tougher.

01:26:35.160 But it's still a joy.

01:26:36.660 I mean, just to see them, you know, go through some of the things that you went through and

01:26:41.020 you're able to help them and kind of, you know, there's certain things you're like,

01:26:44.820 I don't want to help you.

01:26:46.160 Like, you've got to figure this out on your own.

01:26:47.620 And so it's kind of this fine dance.

01:26:49.300 It's like, I don't want to shelter you, but I also don't, I love you to death.

01:26:52.500 I don't really want to see you get hurt.

01:26:54.280 Right.

01:26:55.040 And it's like, ah, which, where do you land here on some of this stuff?

01:26:59.320 Does it give you a different, it gives you a different respect for your own father,

01:27:01.720 probably?

01:27:02.160 Oh, yeah.

01:27:02.920 Oh, yeah.

01:27:03.660 Oh, yeah.

01:27:04.300 That's cool, man.

01:27:05.260 Absolutely.

01:27:05.820 The circle of life, man, it's pretty fascinating.

01:27:07.940 Who were you cheering for at that fight?

01:27:09.000 Were you cheering for Connor?

01:27:09.940 Yeah.

01:27:10.420 You were?

01:27:10.960 Yeah.

01:27:11.360 Dang.

01:27:12.160 Well, I mean, I knew, but I knew he was going to lose.

01:27:15.080 Like, we had money on us.

01:27:17.040 Yeah.

01:27:17.620 But, like, I think it would have been good for UFC for him to be back in it.

01:27:23.440 But, like, we went into the fight saying this, he's going to get murdered.

01:27:29.160 I wish he would have made it through that first round.

01:27:30.760 Who knows what could have happened?

01:27:31.720 I mean, he's such a good striker.

01:27:33.160 It would have been.

01:27:33.740 I think it would have gotten even worse in the second round.

01:27:35.880 You think?

01:27:36.140 Yeah.

01:27:36.380 I think Dustin was going to absolutely destroy him.

01:27:39.680 Yeah.

01:27:39.920 That's crazy, man.

01:27:40.820 But it's amazing.

01:27:41.600 Like, you know, he's talking shit in the hospital.

01:27:45.840 I was crazy.

01:27:46.640 I'm like, look.

01:27:47.500 This dude, I wish I believed in myself that much.

01:27:51.060 Like, this dude's in the hospital, broken leg, just, he's already back.

01:27:57.220 Yeah, yeah.

01:27:58.200 That's like somebody in a coma and he finally gets a first word.

01:28:02.080 Yeah.

01:28:02.840 It's just like, fuck.

01:28:03.820 It's like, are you kidding me right now?

01:28:07.020 Like, it didn't even happen.

01:28:08.720 Like, he fell off his bike and broke his leg.

01:28:11.000 That's what's interesting.

01:28:11.860 It's almost like whatever it is, it doesn't even happen.

01:28:14.440 He's a king no matter what.

01:28:16.040 No matter what.

01:28:17.020 It reminds me of that 6ix9ine.

01:28:18.320 Have you seen that 6ix9ine documentary?

01:28:19.760 Uh-oh.

01:28:20.460 Dude, it's really interesting because he just started realizing that none of these rappers

01:28:23.680 were really killing each other anymore.

01:28:25.040 Yeah.

01:28:25.200 So he could just talk shit to all of them because none of them were actually going to kill him.

01:28:28.880 Yeah.

01:28:29.060 And he was right.

01:28:29.920 He figured it out.

01:28:30.660 Yeah.

01:28:30.840 He broke the code.

01:28:31.860 Yeah, he's just calling everybody a pussy, just doing whatever he wants, and none of them

01:28:36.120 are doing.

01:28:36.520 And so then the next thing you know, he's just like, look at me.

01:28:38.980 He's the man.

01:28:39.640 He's a legend.

01:28:41.120 That might be how to do life.

01:28:43.420 Maybe it is.

01:28:44.100 Just not even see all the social media, not even see all the thing, and just be your

01:28:47.640 own thing, you know?

01:28:48.540 And believe in yourself to the core, a thousand percent.

01:28:51.180 Fuck.

01:28:52.100 I think we just nailed it.

01:28:54.840 Best of luck with the new podcast, man.

01:28:56.500 Thanks, bud.

01:28:56.540 You can find it on Podcast One.

01:28:58.860 Yes.

01:28:59.360 And we'll put the links to it below.

01:29:02.280 And Jay Cutler's, man, thanks for coming in, bro.

01:29:04.360 I appreciate it.

01:29:04.980 It was fun, man.

01:29:05.520 Yeah, it was fun, man.

01:29:06.120 I'll patch up where it's been long.

01:29:10.160 Now I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

01:29:19.460 I must be cornerstone.

01:29:22.540 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

01:29:30.180 I can feel it in my bones.

01:29:34.420 But it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself unwind.

01:29:45.760 Shine that light on me I'll sit and tell you my stories

01:29:55.820 Shine on me And I will find a song

01:30:04.780 I will sing it just for you

01:30:08.460 And now I've been moving way too fast

01:30:15.720 On the runaway train with a heavy load of my past

01:30:20.600 And these wheels that I've been riding on

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