This Past Weekend with Theo Von - January 21, 2019


Makin' It ｜ This Past Weekend #167


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 37 minutes

Words per Minute

171.24722

Word Count

16,647

Sentence Count

1,379

Misogynist Sentences

45

Hate Speech Sentences

41


Summary

On today's show, Theo breaks down the Saints loss to the Rams in Super Bowl LIV and gives his thoughts on why the Saints should have been in the game and why the Rams should have won the game. He also gives his reaction to the controversial pass interference call on Brandin Cooks.


Transcript

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00:01:17.980 Oh man, I am, uh, that Saints game and, well, let's get into it.
00:01:26.620 And, well, let's see.
00:01:56.600 Oh, just a somber way, a somber way to move into the day.
00:02:23.840 Sorry, I want to lift you up, but that Saints game, part of me just evaporated when they lost.
00:02:37.740 I mean, it was like someone just emancipated part of my soul.
00:02:47.500 It was like that song, like,
00:02:59.660 Take another little piece of my heart now, baby.
00:03:05.200 You know you got it.
00:03:08.320 Man, it was like somebody just plucked a damn aorta right out of my chest
00:03:12.880 and just made a damn aorta gravy right in front of me and drank it.
00:03:16.000 It was like somebody just drank one of my favorite pieces of my heart.
00:03:21.640 It was a tough one, man.
00:03:23.820 That was a tough loss.
00:03:27.980 And, you know, they had to call.
00:03:30.880 I'm talking about the Saints and Rams game.
00:03:33.080 And kudos to the Rams, you know, but not really.
00:03:36.340 But also, oh, man.
00:03:43.220 God.
00:03:45.200 Dude, I knew it was a tough one when afterwards none of my friends even wanted to say anything on the phone.
00:03:51.100 We couldn't even talk.
00:03:53.520 I mean, you know, the Saints lost last year on that miracle play, on that million-dollar miracle.
00:03:58.120 And that was, man, that one, that was heavy.
00:04:02.600 But that happened, you know, and that was bad defense, poor tackling.
00:04:07.580 And then this one, though, oh, they were supposed to be there.
00:04:13.300 And some things didn't happen, I think, in life are supposed to happen.
00:04:16.100 They're just supposed to.
00:04:17.120 It is destiny.
00:04:18.080 And it was supposed to be Breeze versus Brady in the Super Bowl.
00:04:22.940 This is going to be the most watched Super Bowl ever.
00:04:27.580 Even babies that were supposed to, you know, be born a month from now, they were going to come out early.
00:04:33.660 You'd see an early baby like, damn, that baby.
00:04:38.300 That thing's fucking premature, but it loves football, you know.
00:04:43.140 Well, babies were going to come out of the womb early to see these two bad boys go at it, Breeze and Brady, Brady and Breeze.
00:04:55.800 And that's what the universe wanted.
00:05:02.500 That's what the universe said.
00:05:04.000 Here you go, Saints.
00:05:05.080 Here's some opportunities.
00:05:06.420 Here's some opportunities.
00:05:08.380 And, look, a lot of people want to talk about that call.
00:05:11.080 The pass interference, unbelievable.
00:05:16.800 Even more, though, the helmet-to-helmet was the thing that got me really just felt like somebody just hit a bunch of just damn pop rocks, you know, just deep inside of my ass.
00:05:32.680 And, man, it just, it was just insane.
00:05:37.620 I mean, you could hear the helmet.
00:05:39.400 You could hear it at home.
00:05:41.900 But also, the Saints had a part in it.
00:05:46.560 And I've said this for years.
00:05:50.360 Sean Payton, too much ego, man.
00:05:55.500 All those men worked that hard to get into that opportunity.
00:05:58.560 And it's, the Saints have the ball with two minutes left, and they're in the Rams' territory.
00:06:05.620 You run it.
00:06:06.460 You just keep running it, man.
00:06:09.140 The Rams have to use their timeouts.
00:06:11.100 And you give them the ball back with maybe 20 seconds left or whatever, or a minute left, and they have to go the whole field.
00:06:18.740 It just, and you're still, and you're going to get your field goal.
00:06:21.620 It just seemed like he, you know, he tried to run too many things with Taysom Hill.
00:06:26.620 Like, I love Taysom Hill, but you have Drew Brees, brother.
00:06:32.980 Drew Brees is the, you know, if Jesus Christ ever had an appendix, and they took the appendix out of his body, and it just showed up here on earth and just started just dropping dimes to people in the distance.
00:06:45.940 That's Drew Brees.
00:06:48.940 Drew Brees is the 11th finger of Christ, brother.
00:06:54.640 And to not have him out there, and you're trying these cutesy shit.
00:07:02.120 Just, I mean, and Sean Payton just sitting over there, he got that booty, his mouth.
00:07:06.000 If you look at Sean Payton, his mouth like a damn booty hole.
00:07:09.120 Like a bee hole, sorry.
00:07:11.600 And I didn't mean to say that, but like a bee hole.
00:07:13.460 And, God, why, and that, if he doesn't have to be cute there, if he doesn't have to be fancy, he doesn't, if he doesn't do all that, the saints win.
00:07:25.900 They rock, but when you, too much ego, man, that'll make destiny, it'll make destiny say, wow, this guy don't want to be a part of everything.
00:07:35.280 He wants to do, he wants to be cutesy.
00:07:37.560 He wants to be fancy.
00:07:39.660 He wants to be fancy boy, fancy boy.
00:07:43.460 And that's the thing.
00:07:45.960 And it hurts, and people say, well, you're not a Saints fan if you say that kind of stuff.
00:07:49.200 Man, don't say that shit to me.
00:07:52.680 I am a fan, brother.
00:07:55.700 I mean, it's just, it's hard.
00:07:59.340 It's hard.
00:08:01.200 You know, and immediately I think of the, you know, a lot of senior citizens.
00:08:04.980 And they're going to die in the next year.
00:08:06.480 They're not even going to get to see the opportunity for the next season.
00:08:09.060 And this was something they, you know, just a lot of full hearts, you know, was going to give them that opportunity to roll up into heaven with a little bit of, a little extra fucking, you know, chowder in their bowl.
00:08:25.380 A little extra spirit chowder in their soul bowl.
00:08:30.260 And, man, it just, oh, it was just heartbreaking.
00:08:35.800 And I couldn't, I could not even bear to talk to some of my friends, man.
00:08:44.060 One buddy, I called him, we sat there on the phone.
00:08:47.820 And we couldn't even talk.
00:08:51.740 And, you know, it just, it just goes like that sometimes.
00:08:58.500 But being a fan is hard, isn't it?
00:09:01.060 I was thinking about that.
00:09:03.560 Being a fan, because you want something so bad, but you have no control over it.
00:09:11.300 You know, you, but you put a lot into it.
00:09:13.980 You put time in.
00:09:14.960 You show up and watch the games.
00:09:17.060 You get you a little, you know, a flag or maybe some, you know, a little, maybe shoes for the baby that have, you know, little Tennessee Titans on them or whatever you want.
00:09:29.020 Whatever your team is, you know, Brooklyn, I don't even know what that team is up there.
00:09:34.820 Fucking, I think it's just a bunch of rappers and people with guns, really.
00:09:38.680 But Brooklyn Nets.
00:09:42.320 You know, you get, you spend, you invest, you care.
00:09:46.420 You read the articles.
00:09:48.780 You know, you stay up late and you go to your favorite reporter.
00:09:51.180 You go to his Twitter timeline and see what he dropped after the game.
00:09:54.240 And, you know, you mourn the loss when, you know, Jermon Bushrod lost his child.
00:10:00.920 You think about that during the day.
00:10:03.340 You know, you think about that and you, you pray for him or you think about him.
00:10:08.140 And you hope that he finds strength to continue his season and to keep his, you know, just find strength for his family.
00:10:16.540 And, you know, you just think about a lot of these different things.
00:10:22.140 And you care and you're there and you want them and you see their joy.
00:10:26.340 And you see, and then it just, I just felt like Sean Payton to coach that way seems selfish because you got a lot of people whose lives are, can be affected by this moment of joy.
00:10:44.060 And I love my Saints.
00:10:46.640 I'm a Saints fan.
00:10:47.560 But I think that they were supposed to win that game.
00:10:53.880 And even with the call, like, that's destiny again saying, look, here's the pass and the refs fucked that up.
00:11:00.620 They missed that.
00:11:01.300 So, you know, I put it half on the referees.
00:11:04.600 But I put half of it on Coach Payton.
00:11:09.480 I really do, man.
00:11:11.480 You know, and, well, onward, bro.
00:11:15.700 Onward.
00:11:16.060 But, man, I was trying to go to this.
00:11:18.020 Dude, I was driving.
00:11:20.140 Here was the thing.
00:11:21.000 I came up.
00:11:22.100 I was in Irvine this weekend.
00:11:24.160 And thank you to everyone that came out.
00:11:25.980 This young lady showed up and she had drawn a beautiful damn picture of me.
00:11:32.060 And I was like, God, I should have been a piece of art because I look better as a damn drawing.
00:11:37.340 You know, I'm really that, you know, two-dimensional.
00:11:41.060 Let's fucking do it.
00:11:42.100 When I get in a third dimensional, you know, like I am now, that's when, you know, things get a little not as attractive.
00:11:48.600 But she showed me, you know, it was just a, what is that called?
00:11:54.480 A little thing that you use to, like, show people stuff with, it's like from the seven, fucking pencil.
00:12:05.420 She had a, it was like pencil.
00:12:07.220 And she did it.
00:12:09.140 And it was beautiful.
00:12:09.980 And she brought it out.
00:12:11.020 And what else?
00:12:12.580 Some man brought out some, you know, some toilet spray for when you're in the toilet.
00:12:16.960 And I still got to look at that stuff.
00:12:18.820 And then what else?
00:12:21.680 Oh, a nice gift.
00:12:22.820 Somebody brought me out a nice pen.
00:12:24.980 But, man, we had some fun.
00:12:26.980 We had some fun.
00:12:27.840 Did I try a couple jokes I'd never tried before?
00:12:29.960 One about some fires.
00:12:31.000 I don't know if I should have done it.
00:12:32.040 But, man, I tried my best.
00:12:35.980 The Saturday early show was kind of dead.
00:12:38.480 I don't know what was going on.
00:12:40.420 It could have been me.
00:12:41.540 I don't know.
00:12:43.600 But that Sunday show was fuego.
00:12:48.180 Man, that Sunday show.
00:12:50.860 And I needed it.
00:12:52.560 You know, I'm so grateful because I needed, I needed that.
00:12:56.520 Dude, driving to Irvine, man, I was almost in tears in my car.
00:13:00.520 Man, it just made me mad.
00:13:01.740 That Saints loss, it just, you know, and I'd driven back to L.A. the night before.
00:13:07.140 My friend had a going-away party.
00:13:08.920 They was eating breakfast and then going away.
00:13:12.720 And, damn.
00:13:15.120 Ah!
00:13:18.060 And I was just, man, I was in the car, man.
00:13:20.060 I was just so, I was just disheartened.
00:13:22.420 I thought the whole world was going to fall apart.
00:13:24.580 I started feeling just down about myself, man.
00:13:28.100 I was just, it was just kind of a lot of emotions.
00:13:30.980 I mean, it had been an emotional week because I get into these shows, man.
00:13:33.640 When I do my shows, you know, I get into it.
00:13:35.280 I want to, you know, I, you know, I want us to have an experience.
00:13:39.520 And then, and then that's sad.
00:13:43.520 This is that letdown, man.
00:13:45.080 It felt like there was a, like there was destiny in the world and then destiny got shook out of place.
00:13:50.780 And that can happen, man.
00:13:52.260 I just, you know, I was, I was so angry before the pass interference because of the, some of the coaching.
00:13:59.380 I mean, just play calling crazy, just pointless.
00:14:06.240 I don't see how Breeze doesn't say, hey, this isn't a good play to call right now.
00:14:10.440 But you know what?
00:14:12.820 I'm not a coach.
00:14:13.540 Hell, I'm not even a player.
00:14:15.100 Dude, I'm not even, I mean, my, my legs and my butt got tight like yesterday for no reason.
00:14:21.960 So I'm not even, I'm not even a water boy.
00:14:27.940 But, but I'm a fan.
00:14:30.000 And, you know, and being a fan, you put so much out.
00:14:36.060 I don't, what do you think about being a fan?
00:14:39.080 I'd love to know some of you guys' thoughts.
00:14:41.720 And just on what it is to be a fan and what goes into it and what, because here's one thing I thought.
00:14:48.060 I thought this at the end of the game.
00:14:49.520 I said when I was driving down to Irvine, I thought to myself, I said, well, man, if this is the type of refereeing they're going to have.
00:14:58.800 And if this is the type of, you know, coaches can just call horrible shit and, and it can break your damn heart.
00:15:08.160 Like, I don't know if I want to watch as much or get as deep as I do anymore, because as a fan, because the other side of the equation, they're not, you know, I felt like the coach didn't do his part and the refs didn't do their part to make it a fair, fair enough field for me to put my emotions into it.
00:15:27.900 And that's what I felt like.
00:15:30.460 So, but yeah, if you guys have thoughts on what it is to be a fan and what that means to you, or if you had a family member that, you know, gave it their, you know, just, I mean, some people, cause I'll never play, you know, I'll never, there was a point in my life when I'd be like, oh, I might get out there and play.
00:15:49.960 You know, I'd be sitting on the couch at 27, you know, you know, getting a couple of grams of fricking, uh, that, that dusty, dusty, that dusty, dusty, dusty.
00:16:00.200 And then, uh, next thing, you know, I'm thinking in my head, oh, I might get out there and play next year.
00:16:05.560 I might try to audition for the new Orleans saints.
00:16:09.120 That was the kind of show or the LSU, you know what I'm saying?
00:16:11.420 Things would be in my head.
00:16:13.140 I'm a, first of all, my buddy's like, dude, you're going to audition for the team.
00:16:17.400 It's called trying out.
00:16:19.300 You're an idiot.
00:16:21.460 Do you go out there and audition?
00:16:23.420 You're going to get, uh, sent to all heaven, bro.
00:16:26.560 Uh, somebody is going to break your spine open with a straight spine buster, dude.
00:16:34.800 So yeah, it is.
00:16:37.440 But if you have thoughts on what it means to be a fan and what it just, man, it was just so painful.
00:16:42.480 It felt like part of me just was so alive and then it was gone.
00:16:48.400 Like it was, oh, it was just gone.
00:16:53.000 Um, but thank you guys for being here with me today, man.
00:16:56.000 And I, damn dude, I couldn't even do the podcast yesterday.
00:16:59.400 I was so upset, but I'm just so grateful too.
00:17:03.260 Cause I got on stage and, you know, I was about to go on stage and I was just not in a good mood.
00:17:08.180 And then I did a meditation backstage for 10 minutes.
00:17:12.160 You know, I just sat there and just shut it all down and, uh, put the timer on my phone,
00:17:17.360 just cross my legs and just close my eyes in the green room and asked everybody else to leave out of there for a few minutes.
00:17:23.680 And yeah, for 10 minutes, I'd have sat there and just let all the things pass that were making me upset or whatever.
00:17:31.400 And they disappeared kind of.
00:17:33.640 And then I got on stage, man.
00:17:35.320 And, you know, it was really a nice gift from the powers that be in the world because I needed to have something fun to lift me up.
00:17:41.280 And 500 people, uh, Sunday night at Irvine did exactly that.
00:17:45.660 And man, that was fun.
00:17:47.120 I had so much fun.
00:17:49.100 So thank you guys for coming out.
00:17:52.540 Um, I will, uh, what else happened, man?
00:17:57.020 Oh, so I got a, uh, I got a full body, one of those full body massages, those thigh massages or, uh, no, from ladies from, uh, Taiwan.
00:18:10.700 And I went in there and got that thigh massage and dude, they walk on your back.
00:18:15.360 And I mean, this is, this lady, it looked like she was loitering and I was the sidewalk.
00:18:20.280 This bad, this bad bitch was up and down the block, you know?
00:18:24.040 And she had, I mean, she had real heavy feet.
00:18:29.680 She was real, you know, cementy in the, in the footage.
00:18:33.540 And she just plopped them bad cats on me.
00:18:37.520 And it felt like a real, if she felt like a, about a 50 year old man kind of walking up and down my back.
00:18:45.340 But it was probably about, she was probably about 42, 43, but heavy feet.
00:18:52.080 I mean, real heavy tarsals, probably the bone density in her feet could have been a damn category six, bruh.
00:18:58.380 Yeah. So, but at the end, dude, so she got me on, you know, she's doing my thighs and stuff and I'm laid on my back.
00:19:06.180 And that's in the, you know, I'm kind of vulnerable.
00:19:09.940 I'm laying there kind of vulnerable and it's, and she kind of pats me on the crotch on that fricking, on my little rocket.
00:19:17.460 You know, she just does like this, just pats me on my little rocket and asked me if I wants that, you know, that, that party pop.
00:19:26.400 You know what I'm saying?
00:19:28.960 She asked me if I want that part, that party pop, she said.
00:19:32.980 But, you know, she had a thigh, she had a thigh accent.
00:19:35.260 She said, oh, you want the, uh, the party pop?
00:19:38.720 I'm like, dang, you know?
00:19:41.680 And I said, no, I said, I don't want that.
00:19:44.240 I said, I don't want that.
00:19:46.940 You know, I'm trying not to masturbate myself.
00:19:49.260 And you, I'm coming in here, my back's all tightened up.
00:19:52.500 I got the ass of like a, my butt gets tight.
00:19:56.600 You know, my thighs get tight.
00:19:58.520 My thighs get tight, tight, tight.
00:20:01.380 You know, like a damn, like kind of, I got that ass cheek of like a, you know, a black girl with Down syndrome who's been playing Twister by herself.
00:20:09.920 You know, my thighs get fucking just, you know, real tight, tight.
00:20:14.140 Cause I got that booty.
00:20:16.880 And, and man, she wanted to give me that, you know, that little, uh, that party pop.
00:20:26.020 And, uh, and I said, no.
00:20:28.340 And that's my thing.
00:20:29.440 Usually I go, when I go into these places, these little, you know, the, uh, the thigh massagers, when I go in there and they trying to, you know, they trying to, you know, get you to spray out in there in the jack shack.
00:20:40.380 And one of my buddies said they'd jerk him off sometime and they left with the semen.
00:20:46.320 You believe that shit?
00:20:49.080 They put that shit on a little hot plate or a little griddle, bro, a little grill.
00:20:53.080 And they, next thing you know, you got a damn family over there.
00:20:57.820 You got a dang little, you know, you got a little couple of, a little batch of whites or, you know, Latino.
00:21:02.900 You know, you got a little family running around in, you know, in, in Kuala Lumpur.
00:21:07.860 So that's, wow, that's a new thing.
00:21:10.780 They jerk you off and then they cop that seat.
00:21:14.080 And I'm not saying these women are bad women or anything like that.
00:21:16.740 I mean, you know, seven out of, out of probably, seven out of probably 13 times I go into one of these massage parlors and they do it right.
00:21:27.300 And they do that choppy choppy on daddy and they fucking, dude, they used to have these people.
00:21:32.380 I told Jim Jeffries this, downtown you, for $40, these two Vietnamese dudes will fucking beat the fuck out of you.
00:21:39.760 And they had soft arms and hands, but also like fast and soft.
00:21:43.600 And it just, and it felt good.
00:21:47.400 And it'd be like, damn, bro.
00:21:48.940 These dudes were assholes, but God damn, they're really do a great job.
00:21:56.000 I feel so much better.
00:22:00.200 What else is going on?
00:22:01.900 I'm going to pop into the news.
00:22:03.860 Oh, I saw this.
00:22:04.700 I thought this was interesting in the USA Today.
00:22:06.620 USA Today, they had, you know, they had some fellas, they had a big, you know, these rallies and these marches and stuff.
00:22:18.720 And, but I thought that USA Today did a good job today.
00:22:23.320 And I shared this on Twitter.
00:22:24.960 New video shows different side of protests with a Native American.
00:22:29.380 And Native Americans, those are the original bad boys.
00:22:31.940 They get, those guys were out, you know, this was their country.
00:22:34.540 You know, they were here, they just really sprouted up out of the damn earth.
00:22:38.660 I mean, they are just like birch.
00:22:40.240 They're just like roses.
00:22:41.600 They're just like ferns.
00:22:43.600 You know, I mean, they're humans, I'm saying, but they are as natural as that.
00:22:48.220 You know, it's almost like a stream just, you know, is just going through the land and the stream and the land got enough friction.
00:22:55.100 And next thing you know, your boy Kielbasa popped out with a, you know, with a lot.
00:23:01.740 And he was just of the land and he was just of the nature.
00:23:04.420 And that was a Native American.
00:23:05.980 And he was a natural boy.
00:23:08.500 And anyway, they had this conflict where it was like these guys from Kentucky, a school.
00:23:13.560 And everybody jumped on the bandwagon of saying that these kids were awful and these kids were horrible.
00:23:20.840 And because only a small piece of a video had gone out where a Native American man and a group of, what does it say, black Israelite guys and these white Catholic kids, they'd all kind of merged in this area.
00:23:35.860 And only a small piece of the video had gone out.
00:23:39.520 And everybody just had, we all had conclusions.
00:23:42.980 We all had thoughts.
00:23:43.800 We all had this and that, you know.
00:23:47.540 And then USA Today, I thought I did a good job of just saying, well, this is the full thing.
00:23:52.700 A full video came out.
00:23:54.060 And this is the reality of what happened.
00:23:56.100 And it seemed like everybody there definitely could have made probably some better choices.
00:24:02.180 But it seemed like the kid that they were trying specifically to pin this on was maybe the least guilty of being too erroneous.
00:24:15.640 I mean, for one, he's very young.
00:24:17.760 And the other people involved in the kind of exact conflict were a little bit older.
00:24:21.400 But I say this to tell you, the reason I brought this up is because that's one of the value of podcasts is that you can get the whole breadth of what's going on.
00:24:32.820 And I just want to thank people that come and listen and that listen to other podcasts because you don't just get a little snip.
00:24:39.720 You don't just get three or four seconds or 40 seconds of exactly what the writer or the creator wants you to see, what they want you to believe.
00:24:50.380 You get the full story.
00:24:52.180 And when you go back and see the full story, you see that some of these other groups were causing a lot more trouble than this young boy.
00:25:02.120 And in fact, the black Israelite group was really just raising sheer hell.
00:25:09.820 And look, they all have their points of view and all points of view valid.
00:25:15.120 I'm not saying that, but just what I'm saying is just that when you see the breadth of the video, you see it all.
00:25:25.800 You get the reality.
00:25:26.920 At least then you can see, you can take everything into account.
00:25:31.320 So I thought that that was at least USA Today made a point to say, hey, here's the full story.
00:25:40.420 And you don't see that very often.
00:25:42.000 And that's one thing I like about podcasting.
00:25:43.560 You get that full story.
00:25:45.060 You get that FS.
00:25:46.120 Yes, but yeah, there's just more value if we can know the full story of things because you get the perspective.
00:25:54.840 You get it all.
00:25:56.140 You get what was happening before, what the buildup was, what occurred, what was, you know, you get it all.
00:26:03.620 And you can make an educated decision or an educated idea, or also you see everybody's part in something.
00:26:11.800 It's the same as with the, if you just look at the pass interference call from the Saints-Rams games, Saints-Ram game, you know, which probably killed it.
00:26:20.860 I'd love to see an article on how many people died when the pass interference call didn't get called.
00:26:27.560 I bet, is there an over-under on that?
00:26:30.540 I bet 11 people died.
00:26:31.800 I bet 11 seniors just took it right in that straight fucking TikToker, dog, in that H-E-A-R-T, papa, and just said, fuck it, son.
00:26:42.940 Life ain't what I thought it was.
00:26:44.420 I'm going to have on.
00:26:49.280 But if you watch that whole game, you see all of it.
00:26:52.580 You get the whole game.
00:26:53.800 You see, okay, well, they had some opportunities here, and they, you know, they had their backup tight end.
00:27:01.180 In the beginning of the game, and he missed the pass, and you just, you see all, you see all of the things that went along the way.
00:27:07.360 You see the coach.
00:27:08.260 Oh, the coach made these decisions.
00:27:09.640 Man, he could have made better decisions.
00:27:12.380 He could have not been cute.
00:27:14.000 You see that.
00:27:15.220 So you don't just get that moment.
00:27:16.840 You get the full story.
00:27:17.960 And that's one of the beauties of podcasting is you can sit and listen to a lot of people and get the full story.
00:27:26.720 And I believe that there's, you know, there's people that want to serve the short story to get their point across.
00:27:34.280 And there's, and there's, and podcasting, that's why it's taken off is because it, it just gives you the full story and lets you make your own choices.
00:27:44.440 I don't feel like it's trying to convince you of things very much.
00:27:48.020 But also, what the fuck do I know, man?
00:27:50.580 You know, just a sad dude that drove down to Irvine last night and got lifted up by about 500 people.
00:27:56.620 And in turn, had maybe the best show of the weekend, I thought.
00:28:02.160 So, what else is going on?
00:28:05.280 Let's get into some of this, man.
00:28:06.560 I want to tell you that I'm going to be in Columbus, Ohio next weekend.
00:28:14.480 I've also got Tempe, Arizona.
00:28:17.920 The tickets for Australia will be going on sale in February.
00:28:21.760 I think they go on sale February 11th.
00:28:23.540 I don't know the cities yet, but I think it's most of them.
00:28:27.620 We're going to do another show in Boston at the Borgata.
00:28:32.780 And you can check that bad cat out.
00:28:36.180 And that's Beantown, they say over there, Boston.
00:28:39.380 Dude, and everybody in Boston, bro, that's freckles.
00:28:42.320 That's freckle country.
00:28:44.420 You can get freckles over there.
00:28:46.540 So, February 22nd through February 23rd, I'll be in Houston, March 8th.
00:28:50.600 The Wilbur in Boston, we're adding another show.
00:28:52.740 And then I'm in San Jose and Phoenix, Arizona and Kansas City, Missouri through March and April.
00:29:01.580 So, pretty exciting stuff going on.
00:29:05.460 And thank you guys for your support.
00:29:07.440 We sold it out in Irvine.
00:29:09.260 We sold it out.
00:29:10.120 And I want to thank Martin Luther King as well.
00:29:16.560 You know, just a great speaker, a leader.
00:29:20.120 And I can only imagine the confidence that he had a lot of times to really stay in the face of adversity and trust himself.
00:29:32.800 You know, even probably when his people, some people were following him that he didn't, he might have thought were followers of him for the wrong reason.
00:29:42.180 A lot of people attach to Martin Luther King.
00:29:44.520 You know, when somebody starts to be a leader, people attach to them.
00:29:47.820 And some of those attachments are good and helpful and teammates.
00:29:51.300 And some are, want to take, and they want to just, you know, they want something for themselves.
00:29:58.140 But, you know, he really seemed to be, I mean, he was just so poignant, so eloquent.
00:30:06.920 You know, last time I stayed up, I was watching a couple of different speeches and parts from different documentaries that were on YouTube.
00:30:12.960 And just such an eloquent man.
00:30:16.360 You know, there's a real mastery to being able to get your point across exactly how you want it.
00:30:24.140 It's one of the reasons I wish I had a bigger vocabulary sometime.
00:30:28.200 But thank you to him.
00:30:30.920 Because just little things, like even for me, I wouldn't have been able to have a Sunday night show that had so many people come out because a lot of people have the day off today.
00:30:37.980 And thank you, Martin Luther King Jr., because you knew that I would need the day off after that fucking referee call.
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00:32:57.340 You think I'm ashamed of that?
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00:33:20.700 And then let me get them, um, you know, them rhinoceros silvers.
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00:33:27.980 What is it?
00:33:29.960 And the guy wasn't a different ethicist.
00:33:31.480 He was just a white guy who couldn't speak well.
00:33:33.340 And he's like, what?
00:33:34.020 What is it?
00:33:35.400 And I'm like, let me get them, them rhino silvers, boy.
00:33:39.200 Let me get them fucking giraffe makers.
00:33:41.220 You feel me?
00:33:42.580 Them gas station wiener pills, daddy.
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00:37:19.540 And you know I've had issues over the years with that sexual issues.
00:37:24.920 God, dude, I got so many issues.
00:37:27.640 But I'm seeing a sponsor.
00:37:29.680 I got a new sponsor.
00:37:31.120 You know, I know we talked about some of that in the past and I'm happy to be having
00:37:33.580 that right now and trying to get through some of more of my program step work.
00:37:38.940 And you know, my life is pretty good, man.
00:37:43.500 You know, my life is pretty good.
00:37:45.900 I was just thinking about that, bro.
00:37:48.640 You know, I was just thinking, I think part of the reason I was even sad, like I was driving
00:37:53.280 down to the game and driving down to the show yesterday.
00:37:57.380 And I was sad after the loss, man.
00:37:59.700 I was really heartbroken.
00:38:03.880 But I think some of just, you know, so many people came out and it's just exciting.
00:38:08.480 And I just, I think part of me, there's a fear that I'm not going to be able to, you
00:38:14.200 know, make people laugh for, you know, or I'm not going to like live up to like people's
00:38:19.860 expectations, you know.
00:38:24.500 And.
00:38:27.380 And I, you know, I couldn't really figure out what the feeling I was having yesterday
00:38:31.060 when I was driving down there.
00:38:34.080 But I guess it was like, okay, I'm feeling kind of bad right now after the game.
00:38:40.140 You know, I messed up and I hadn't taken my little, you know, antidepressants, you know,
00:38:45.700 for a day.
00:38:46.340 And so that started to factor in like, oh, well, what if you start, you know, you's reeling
00:38:50.540 a little, you starting to lose grip on the mountain, you know, a touch.
00:38:53.660 And so that was kind of going on.
00:38:58.220 And so then when the fear, when the thought that, man, maybe I was like, wow, if my feelings
00:39:04.940 aren't, if I don't keep myself in a healthy place, then what if I get on stage and I just
00:39:09.900 make people, it's not good.
00:39:12.040 You know, I'm not able to do my job or people don't like it.
00:39:15.600 Um, I think I just got a lot of fear because when nobody, when, you know, when people didn't
00:39:23.560 come to the shows as much for years, you, you kind of are in like, honestly, it's kind
00:39:32.280 of a sweet, it's just kind of a sweet spot because you don't have to, the expectation
00:39:38.880 isn't there.
00:39:39.540 You have the ability to surprise people.
00:39:44.500 You know, when you have a, when you're able to do something and people don't know it, it
00:39:48.900 must be like a magician.
00:39:50.940 They know the person doesn't know the magic.
00:39:53.120 They know the person didn't go to magic class or, you know, or fucking abracadabra camp or,
00:39:59.660 you know, wasn't in like a trap house where one of the hookers or, you know, one of the
00:40:04.280 drug dealers was fucking, you know, pulling rabbits out of the hat and that, but it must
00:40:10.380 be like a magician because they know they can do the trick.
00:40:13.960 They know it's probably, they know how to do it and they know the person's going to be
00:40:16.460 surprised.
00:40:18.740 And that's what it used to seem like a lot of clubs.
00:40:20.920 It was like, okay, you know, the shows weren't sold out and there weren't.
00:40:24.980 And I was like, okay, you know, I'm going to be able to surprise these people with my humor
00:40:32.020 or with a story or with something that they don't know.
00:40:37.100 And, and then now it's just a little different.
00:40:41.960 Now, I guess it's just more expect, it's more expectation.
00:40:45.480 Like now they're here and they know that you can do it or they hope that you can do it.
00:40:51.560 So I guess it's just, it's just adjustment, you know?
00:40:55.620 I mean, I'm just kind of trying to share just like candidly, like some of my fears and stuff,
00:40:59.820 but it's just adjustment, you know, before it was like, okay, I, you know, I know that
00:41:08.680 I can do this.
00:41:09.280 I'm going to surprise them.
00:41:10.120 It'll be a magic trick.
00:41:11.800 But now it's like, okay, they're, they're assuming that I'm going to be able to do this.
00:41:18.180 And so now I have to be able to do it.
00:41:20.200 And, and it's, and it's great.
00:41:26.880 It's just different.
00:41:28.400 It's just different.
00:41:29.240 And then I saw, I guess I was worried when I was driving down there, I was like, man, if I'm,
00:41:32.640 what if sometime I'm feeling bad, I'm not, you know, and I don't get it all lined up and stuff
00:41:36.620 and the show doesn't go as well.
00:41:37.940 And, and I'll let people down, you know?
00:41:42.900 And I know they say, you know, and we say, it's not supposed to matter what other people think and, um, and, you know,
00:41:52.720 and, and I'm sure that's one of my character defects is wondering what people think a lot or, I mean, so much of my life,
00:42:00.520 I was just living, I just needed to make people laugh so that I knew that they were okay with me.
00:42:07.320 And, you know, because I think inside of me, I just, you know, I didn't like myself so much that I needed them to,
00:42:14.160 I needed their approval because it was the only place I got any approval was from just moments of strangers,
00:42:22.200 just little pieces of just moments of approval that would just fly by like a shooting star, man.
00:42:28.080 Just, there it goes a little, there it goes, there it goes a little.
00:42:32.280 And I need more.
00:42:34.680 And I need more approval.
00:42:36.000 I just, and I didn't think, walk around thinking I needed it.
00:42:40.100 I just needed it.
00:42:41.400 You know, it was like, you know, it was like part of my, uh, I think approval is what makes up part of your, uh, comfort zone.
00:42:57.340 Um, and that approval a lot of times is, you know, your parents will teach you how, how, how to approve yourself or you will, um, you know,
00:43:08.820 or someone at school will teach you.
00:43:10.560 And when you don't get some of those lessons and you don't know.
00:43:12.520 And so then you have to get it from extemporaneous places, from outsiders, bro, from straight up S.E. Hentons.
00:43:18.740 You feel me?
00:43:19.160 You got to get it from, you know, from this stranger or this person.
00:43:22.280 You have to get that approval.
00:43:24.500 Um, and you know, as much as it is that, that, that you want the approval, I think now more,
00:43:30.100 or it is just that I want people to feel good.
00:43:33.120 You know, I want to be able to make people happy and I want to be able to make people laugh.
00:43:39.000 Man, they had, uh, a young guy came out, uh, and his son and his dad and, and, um, and they'd never been to a comedy show before.
00:43:50.540 And that was so rare.
00:43:52.220 We had a couple of Viettes come out, dude, a hundred percent real Viettes, man.
00:43:56.040 And they came out there and I didn't eat any of them.
00:43:58.320 Cause you guys know I had that instance at a Best Buy a few years ago where I almost snacked into that boy.
00:44:03.260 And his name was Ben, but that's cause I was on a cleanse, on a cleanse.
00:44:06.880 And I hadn't eaten anything in a while.
00:44:08.640 And God damn, brother.
00:44:10.620 I don't know if you've taken a good hard look at Viettes, but they are fucking damn near delectable, beautiful humans.
00:44:20.500 So if I die, dude, and a couple of other Viettes die with me, we all die together, you know?
00:44:26.440 Um, maybe we're at like a prom, you know, like a Viet prom, and something happens, there's a fire at the prom and we all die.
00:44:35.060 Dude, bury me with them tasty Viettes, son.
00:44:38.060 That's my squad.
00:44:39.020 But, um, but I'm just, it's, sorry, I'm trying to, I'm getting off track, but, you know, if you get those, those pieces of approval make you feel okay.
00:44:50.840 And you, some people, you have it built in you, and when you don't have it built in you, then you have this, you have to find, you have to find moments that make you okay.
00:44:59.500 Oh, I need some okay from over here.
00:45:01.040 I need some okay.
00:45:02.760 Okay, I need this.
00:45:03.860 Okay, okay, okay.
00:45:04.680 Uh, but now, yeah, it's not as much that as I just want to be able to be in a healthiest place, to be able to, um, to make the show good and make it fun for people.
00:45:18.420 And also, I know that a lot of my audience is so understanding and cool, and man, so many nice people.
00:45:24.520 So many nice people.
00:45:25.600 Couple came out, they're about to have their third kid.
00:45:27.800 That was beautiful.
00:45:29.480 Um, somebody came out, their friend bailed on them, and they still showed up.
00:45:33.960 Man, that was nice, man.
00:45:36.100 You know, I don't know if I would do that for people, but maybe now I will.
00:45:40.360 You know, it's funny the things that I learned from even people that come out to the shows.
00:45:44.280 Uh, pretty, you know, I'm just realizing I'm a pretty lover.
00:45:48.420 I'm a lucky guy to, you know, not only am I getting to have people come and listen to my art, but I'm getting to meet a lot of really neat people.
00:45:59.040 Um, so just thank you.
00:46:02.360 Thank you to everyone that came out.
00:46:03.340 Thank you to the people I got to meet.
00:46:04.420 Thank you to the people that I did not get to meet.
00:46:07.280 Um, and I hope to meet you next time.
00:46:10.740 What else?
00:46:13.220 I'll tell you this, man.
00:46:15.000 This past weekend is brought to you by Skillshare.
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00:46:20.580 Think about them.
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00:46:23.600 This dude I know named Kenneth, bruh.
00:46:27.140 Zero skills, dude.
00:46:29.380 He'd be in his front yard all the time in a damn, uh, sleeping bag.
00:46:33.260 And you'd go over there and wake him up or something.
00:46:35.640 And he'd be in there eating little gummy worms or something.
00:46:37.980 Um, cause his daddy did the, uh, would restock those chips, those Tom's chips and stuff at the gas, at the vending machines.
00:46:46.060 You know, and the vending machine is basically just a bunch of straight bullshit locked in a cage.
00:46:50.940 And you got to put money in there.
00:46:53.600 And, and this boy would just be laying up and he's fucking lazy as fuck, man.
00:46:58.840 And he'd be laying up in that, in that sleeping bag.
00:47:02.560 And he, uh, you know, he'd always be eating extra little snacks his daddy had from the Tom's route.
00:47:07.180 You know, a little, maybe some snack of bugles or, you know, some gummy worms or.
00:47:13.420 Sometime you'd see him fucking, he'd be having like some, uh, Fritos, but also some gum at the same time.
00:47:18.660 Like, what the fuck, bruh?
00:47:21.080 Dude, you need to read like an appetite chart or something.
00:47:24.400 You need to know how a damn, how an appetite stacks up.
00:47:28.540 Cause you can't be having fucking juicy fruit barbecue chip going on in your mouth at once.
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00:49:18.700 And I'm trying to come to England in August.
00:49:20.940 So we, it's not locked out in maybe Eastern Europe, that Eastern block, but we'll see.
00:49:29.880 But man, I'm a pretty lucky guy, you know, and I don't mean to sound like I'm not lucky or I'm not grateful.
00:49:37.620 But, and I know sometimes I get kind of, you know, downer about stuff and, but man, it's just been a wild ride.
00:49:46.260 You know, and this has just been a wild ride.
00:49:51.440 And, and it's scary.
00:49:52.900 It's exciting, but it's also really scary.
00:49:55.220 You know, it's, it's scary.
00:49:59.500 You know, it's scary sometimes, you know, sometimes I put myself out there in some ways, even on this podcast and things.
00:50:04.440 And then, you know, it's just, uh, it's, I don't know.
00:50:11.160 It's okay, but it's just scary sometimes.
00:50:14.060 And I don't know, life's sometimes just a little spooky, man.
00:50:17.680 I mean, they call it life, but sometimes they should just call it Halloween.
00:50:22.080 Okay, let's get into some of you guys' calls right now.
00:50:24.480 Here we go.
00:50:25.620 Hey, Theo.
00:50:26.560 This is Red from Charleston.
00:50:28.320 Hey, let me catch your name again, Cat Daddy, because I think I missed a, uh, one of them syllables, baby.
00:50:35.240 Hey, Theo.
00:50:35.960 Uh, this is Red from Charleston.
00:50:38.100 This is, uh, Red.
00:50:39.960 All right, Red, onward.
00:50:41.560 South Carolina.
00:50:42.520 Um, the one that's going to the Navy.
00:50:45.620 I just, I listened to your, uh.
00:50:48.380 Oh, yeah, brother.
00:50:49.400 You're going into the Navy.
00:50:50.440 I remember that.
00:50:51.560 And when is that happening?
00:50:52.940 Let's hear more.
00:50:53.780 The podcast where you played.
00:50:55.280 What are you playing my message?
00:51:02.760 Sorry, man.
00:51:03.420 You got me.
00:51:08.360 You really got me cheering up, man.
00:51:12.960 I'll leave tomorrow.
00:51:14.420 So then today is Sunday, January 20th.
00:51:17.880 I'll leave tomorrow.
00:51:19.440 And it's just really hitting home now.
00:51:20.820 And, uh, yeah, I want to look like a bitch on your podcast or anything, but.
00:51:28.300 Bro, nobody could ever look like more of a bitch on this podcast than me, bro.
00:51:35.960 Dog.
00:51:37.160 Uh, that's sweetie to say.
00:51:38.860 I want to hear more of your message, brother.
00:51:40.100 Onward.
00:51:41.620 Just, just, man, you're so kind.
00:51:47.140 Thank you for your words, man.
00:51:48.360 And, uh, come January, I'll call, I'll call back in.
00:51:53.280 I'm going to listen, you know, I'll let a catch up on some, some episodes.
00:51:55.760 That way I don't work a punk.
00:51:57.900 And I'll definitely call you, man.
00:51:59.660 I just want to thank you.
00:52:06.540 That really meant a lot to me, man.
00:52:08.720 But, uh, gang, gang, man.
00:52:11.180 Gang, gang, man.
00:52:12.260 That's sweet of you to call, bro.
00:52:13.640 That's really touching, man.
00:52:14.720 You made me feel good.
00:52:15.700 Uh.
00:52:16.020 Uh, or you made me feel something.
00:52:18.140 Sometimes I don't even know what it is, man.
00:52:20.560 So, you got me tearing up.
00:52:23.480 So, yeah.
00:52:24.900 You couldn't look like any more of a punk than me, man.
00:52:26.940 Because if one dude tears up, that's, you know, that's pretty regular.
00:52:31.100 But then the dude that tears up hearing the other dude tear up, that's that dude.
00:52:35.800 I'm that dude right now.
00:52:37.180 So, um, well, that's nice of you to say that, man.
00:52:42.940 Uh, you know, you know, I've, you know, I'm trying to think of what's got me kind of feeling a little bit emote, man.
00:52:52.820 I think I'm happy to know that you know that, uh, that people care.
00:53:00.940 You know, and that someone cares.
00:53:04.320 And I don't care that that person is me or that that person is our listeners or I'm just happy because I could tell in your voice that you, it seemed like you know that.
00:53:13.000 Um.
00:53:13.400 Um, and, uh, and when did he say you're leaving?
00:53:19.980 I'm just happy.
00:53:20.800 Yeah.
00:53:21.340 Uh, well, let's call him and maybe I can, um, yeah, I got this technology here.
00:53:28.420 Let's call.
00:53:29.400 Let's call Big Red, man, and see if he's going to fight for us.
00:53:32.540 You know, we're going to, I mean, that's a big trip.
00:53:35.740 That's brave too, man.
00:53:36.980 I could imagine that.
00:53:38.260 Let's, well, what am I sitting here imagining when we got freaking real technology?
00:53:41.940 Uh, let's hit him up right here.
00:53:44.120 Um, here we got his number right.
00:53:47.700 Here we go.
00:53:56.440 Hello?
00:53:57.420 Hey, is Red there?
00:53:59.020 This is him.
00:53:59.960 What's up, playboy?
00:54:00.880 It's Theo.
00:54:03.000 Theo Vaughn?
00:54:04.260 Yeah, player.
00:54:05.000 What's up?
00:54:06.760 Hey.
00:54:08.040 Dude, we, I just was listening to your call, man, and I just wanted to thank you so much, uh,
00:54:12.620 for reaching out, bro.
00:54:14.060 It was really, really nice of you.
00:54:15.120 And you said that you're going, today's the 21st.
00:54:18.920 You're going into boot camp today?
00:54:22.280 Uh, I'm, no, I'm at, uh, the hotel that they sent us to before.
00:54:26.680 I'll leave tomorrow.
00:54:28.340 You know, I left my family today behind.
00:54:30.480 I'm in, uh, the capital of South Carolina.
00:54:33.560 Oh, nice, man.
00:54:34.360 That's wild.
00:54:34.940 You already said your goodbyes to the wife and kiddo, huh?
00:54:37.840 Yeah.
00:54:38.360 Yeah.
00:54:38.680 One of the hardest things I've ever had to do in my life.
00:54:40.880 Oh, man.
00:54:41.820 I bet.
00:54:43.160 And, uh, and, and your, is it a daughter or a son?
00:54:45.860 You got a daughter?
00:54:47.160 I have a little girl.
00:54:47.860 Yes, sir.
00:54:48.400 Oh, wow.
00:54:49.620 How old is she?
00:54:51.180 She's five.
00:54:52.360 Oh.
00:54:53.300 I'm, I'm real strong that you, I'm, this is crazy that you're calling me.
00:54:57.440 Oh, well, I appreciate you calling, man.
00:54:59.060 It was nice, you know, you know, you, you know, when you called last week and said, you
00:55:03.220 know, that you were listening to the podcast, it was just nice of you.
00:55:05.520 And, and then you were like, yeah, your wife's going to keep you posted and, um, yeah.
00:55:10.800 And then you called back, man.
00:55:12.100 It was just, it was just nice of you, bro.
00:55:13.620 But, you know, I think it kind of embodies some of the stuff that we think about here
00:55:16.840 a lot and stuff like that.
00:55:18.680 So definitely.
00:55:20.120 Yeah.
00:55:20.420 Uh, you're, what you said about my message, uh, yesterday, it really had me, and I was
00:55:27.780 in my emotions a lot yesterday and it really had me worked up and I, I just wanted to tell
00:55:32.280 you, thank you for that.
00:55:33.240 It was extremely kind of you.
00:55:34.780 Oh, that's nice of you to say, man.
00:55:36.820 I mean, look, nobody's for, I mean, I've gotten in my emotions so many times in this
00:55:40.980 podcast, you know, I'm sure I'm on some fucking helpless and I'm on a lot of probably prayer
00:55:45.500 lists and stuff like that.
00:55:46.580 So, uh, nobody could, uh, out emo me on here, but, um, and plus I cried for about an hour
00:55:52.600 in my car after the saints lost yesterday.
00:55:54.960 So I watched that game.
00:55:57.180 I thought about you actually, when I was watching it, I was thinking about you and, uh, Mr.
00:56:01.280 Chrysler, cause I know he's an LA Rams fan.
00:56:03.220 Oh yeah.
00:56:04.080 Ah, what an asshole.
00:56:06.240 Um, no, that's a good pair, man.
00:56:08.300 Bert's an amazing guy.
00:56:09.580 Uh, so tell me about, um, so tell me about why'd you choose to go into the Navy?
00:56:14.080 Like what's like some of the thoughts behind that?
00:56:15.860 Um, I wanted to, when I was 18, when I met my wife and due to, uh, education, I couldn't,
00:56:23.420 I had just a GED and they, uh, may of last year, they called me and said that as things
00:56:30.120 had changed that with a GED, I was able, I was able to join.
00:56:33.580 I just had to score a certain number on the ASVAB to join and I, and I made the number
00:56:39.240 and I just lost the weight.
00:56:40.400 I was, uh, about 250 pounds in May.
00:56:43.200 Damn.
00:56:43.600 Down to 190.
00:56:45.080 Damn, bruh.
00:56:46.000 So I could be here today.
00:56:47.940 Dude, that sounds like a turkey, like a turkey to an owl, bruh.
00:56:50.980 Owls are real lean.
00:56:52.100 You know, if you've ever had owl or not.
00:56:54.280 No, I've never had owl.
00:56:55.360 I've had turkey though.
00:56:56.520 Yeah.
00:56:56.780 Well, owls definitely more of a limited meat, but it's more, I mean, if dude, if you take
00:56:59.960 the feathers off an owl, they look like they're ready to fucking fight, bruh.
00:57:02.880 So, um, they're pretty jacked.
00:57:05.020 They look real Italian.
00:57:06.080 Owls might be Italian.
00:57:07.900 Um, but dude, that's amazing, man.
00:57:10.060 And so you just decided you were going to get in there and when they called you back
00:57:12.880 at first, were you, did you like, were you excited?
00:57:15.780 Were you considering it?
00:57:16.720 Were you, were you know at first or what, what was that like?
00:57:20.040 It was a, uh, I told the guy that called me, I was like, I'm gonna have to ask my wife.
00:57:25.540 I can't go through this and not let her be involved with the, with the process.
00:57:29.640 She supported me from the get go.
00:57:31.560 You know, she knew it was going to be a struggle just with the weight and trying to manage, you
00:57:35.580 know, uh, a full-time job, losing weight and trying to make it here.
00:57:39.860 And, you know, I'm here today and I'm glad of it, dude.
00:57:43.180 It's almost like, it's like a, like, yeah, with that weight loss.
00:57:46.260 And then now you getting there, it's like, uh, you must feel kind of proud of yourself
00:57:50.460 too.
00:57:51.360 I am.
00:57:51.960 And I'm also, I'm proud of there's, there's 77 guys here today at this hotel with me,
00:57:55.860 not all from the Navy, just we're all over different branches.
00:57:59.480 And I'm glad to meet these guys.
00:58:01.460 And I know you're talking to me because I called you, but these guys, they, you know,
00:58:06.260 they didn't call nobody.
00:58:07.200 They, they kept it in.
00:58:08.180 And I'm proud to know that I'm going to serve with these gentlemen that are in this hotel
00:58:11.720 with me after today.
00:58:14.000 That's cool, man.
00:58:14.940 I dude, I love your attitude, bro.
00:58:16.880 You got a good attitude, man.
00:58:17.840 I feel like you're going to do a lot of great stuff.
00:58:19.240 And I feel like, you know, probably this experience in there and just the bootcamp and all this
00:58:23.220 is really only going to put you into a, it's just going to be, you know, such structure
00:58:27.480 and gasoline for you to really just achieve your dreams, man.
00:58:30.140 And I just, I don't know why I get that weird feeling, but I really do, bro.
00:58:33.740 Um, I thank you.
00:58:34.520 Thank you.
00:58:35.100 Yeah, man.
00:58:35.820 And, um, and yeah, was your wife, how was that?
00:58:38.700 Was that, was that tough leaving?
00:58:40.560 She was strong.
00:58:41.560 She was strong up until today.
00:58:43.940 Oh, there you go.
00:58:45.280 She let me have my time yesterday.
00:58:46.960 I, uh, I said goodbye to my mom and my stepdad and, you know, rest of my family yesterday.
00:58:51.440 And it was just me and her today with my daughter and she held it up until I got on the bus and
00:58:57.340 said my goodbyes.
00:58:58.300 Oh, that's when, that's really when it struck me, her and my daughter, who my daughter, she
00:59:01.980 spies, she doesn't understand what's going on.
00:59:04.600 Oh, I tell her that, Hey, daddy's got a new job.
00:59:08.020 He's going to be gone for a while.
00:59:09.300 She doesn't understand that when I say gone for a while, it's two months with just letters,
00:59:13.920 no phone calls, no text messages.
00:59:15.700 Oh, but she's strong.
00:59:18.640 She's a little girl, but she's tough as shit.
00:59:20.720 So they are, man.
00:59:22.200 She'll, she'll be okay.
00:59:23.220 She'll be okay for two months.
00:59:24.940 Well, man, that's wild, man.
00:59:26.860 That's powerful.
00:59:27.520 It's a, you know, there's just a lot going on there and that's, you know, even though it's
00:59:31.140 separation and it's time away, it's just a lot of, uh, you know, just seems like a
00:59:35.180 lot of like character building for all of you guys, even though it's probably really
00:59:38.700 tough at this moment.
00:59:40.040 Um, yes, sir.
00:59:40.940 And at least they have each other, man.
00:59:42.520 That's kind of a beautiful gift.
00:59:44.400 Yes, sir.
00:59:45.700 You know, we're from here.
00:59:46.880 We're from Charleston, South Carolina and all of our family's still here.
00:59:50.720 So she's got, she's got a good support behind her.
00:59:53.360 Yeah.
00:59:53.780 And I have, I have it as well, just not in the physical aspect, you know, they're, they're
00:59:58.120 with me, you know, in, in spirit.
01:00:00.520 Yeah.
01:00:00.840 Both her and my daughter and, you know, our entire family.
01:00:03.980 And they've been, everybody's been real supportive right now.
01:00:06.380 Dude, that's cool, man.
01:00:08.300 Well, I'm excited for your new adventure, man.
01:00:10.060 I was thinking, um, you know, I was thinking of trying to think of something nice that we
01:00:13.320 could do, uh, for you while you're, honestly, is as nice as it can get.
01:00:18.700 I promise you, this is, this is, um, I wouldn't say a dream come true, but it is definitely
01:00:24.820 a cool experience.
01:00:26.060 Cause I, I, I like you.
01:00:27.840 I've liked your, my wife actually is the one that turned me on to you with your, uh, Netflix,
01:00:32.400 you know, your Netflix standup.
01:00:33.960 And he turned me on to you and I was like, Oh, well, you know, I heard you on, you know,
01:00:38.180 Joe Rogan and I started following, you know, this past weekend and just, you know, everything
01:00:44.840 comes to a head.
01:00:46.180 And this is, you know, here it is, bro.
01:00:47.820 Yeah, this is awesome.
01:00:49.040 Here it is, man.
01:00:50.400 Um, well dude, it'd be great.
01:00:52.260 Maybe one day in the future, you know, we can have you on as a guest to learn a little
01:00:55.700 bit more about the military and what that bootcamp experience is like.
01:00:58.920 Um, that could be really interesting.
01:01:00.840 And, uh, but yeah, I'm trying to think, um, you know, I just really appreciate it, man.
01:01:06.840 I feel like you, you know, you seem eloquent, you seem, uh, connected to yourself.
01:01:11.220 I feel like you're going to have, uh, you know, you're really going to do a lot of great
01:01:13.700 things for your family.
01:01:15.160 And, um, and it's brave you to go in there, man.
01:01:17.360 You're a braver man than I for getting in there.
01:01:23.080 It's just a willing to do whatever it takes.
01:01:26.160 That's what it's not bravery.
01:01:27.660 You know, I'm scared.
01:01:28.360 I'm, I've called me brave is.
01:01:31.360 Is, is ridiculous.
01:01:32.900 I'm scared more than anything.
01:01:36.000 Well, uh, I'm about to be cold.
01:01:38.480 It's not about the flight of Chicago tomorrow.
01:01:40.120 And that scares me more.
01:01:41.300 I've never been, I've never been in a cold like that.
01:01:43.480 I'm from the beaches of South Carolina.
01:01:47.080 Yeah.
01:01:47.500 You do.
01:01:48.020 Were you from Folly or something?
01:01:49.220 What beach are you from?
01:01:50.680 Um, technically I'd be closest to Isle of Palms.
01:01:56.120 That'd be the closest beach.
01:01:57.300 And it's still maybe an hour away.
01:01:58.860 Mm-hmm.
01:02:00.460 Well, dude, if the cold, yeah, dude, the, well, look, your first enemy is the cold weather,
01:02:04.440 bro.
01:02:04.560 You better fucking get out there, son.
01:02:06.620 Yeah.
01:02:08.260 That'd be all, it'd be all good though.
01:02:10.100 Dude, you better stay there.
01:02:11.180 Look, y'all, you, you ready?
01:02:12.420 They already got you fighting.
01:02:13.680 You about to go toe to toe with 32 degrees.
01:02:15.920 You know, it was 10 degrees this morning when I checked how cold it was in Chicago.
01:02:20.740 It was 10 degrees.
01:02:22.580 Well, look, your first weapon to learn how to use mittens, bro.
01:02:26.020 That's what it is.
01:02:27.380 I brought, I bought some gloves.
01:02:29.040 I never had to buy gloves.
01:02:30.060 I bought gloves just to fly with me.
01:02:32.260 Dude, that's cool, man.
01:02:33.560 Well, man, it just so many new experiences, man.
01:02:35.940 It's new experiences after you're doing.
01:02:37.780 It sounds like, and you're making it, bro.
01:02:39.820 You know, you're moving forward.
01:02:40.960 You're making different choices, man.
01:02:42.240 This is going to go by so fast, and you're going to learn so much about yourself, and
01:02:45.940 I just, you know, I'm envious, man.
01:02:49.020 I feel like this is going to be such a neat opportunity for you and your wife's relationship
01:02:52.300 to grow stronger and stuff, and while you're gone, man, we'd love to help out, dude.
01:02:57.380 If it's okay with you, we'd love to, you know, send a gift certificate to your wife, maybe
01:03:01.140 a $400 gift certificate to Target so they can just, you know, just some little odds and
01:03:05.920 ends here and there while you're gone so they don't have to think about too much extra
01:03:09.080 stuff, you know?
01:03:09.760 She would love that because she loves Target.
01:03:12.240 There you go, dog.
01:03:14.860 Well, there you go, boy.
01:03:17.820 I'm a Walmart guy.
01:03:19.080 She's a Target girl.
01:03:19.980 Hey, man.
01:03:20.660 Well, look.
01:03:21.420 Whatever gets y'all through it, bro.
01:03:22.980 Somehow y'all met in the middle, bro.
01:03:26.200 Kmart.
01:03:26.820 Yeah.
01:03:27.360 That's so funny, man.
01:03:28.400 I was going to say Kmart, but I didn't think I know that they've gone out of business,
01:03:33.140 but congrats, man.
01:03:35.780 Congrats on your new experience, bro.
01:03:37.320 It's going to be exciting, and we wish you the best, man.
01:03:40.680 I really appreciate you sharing it with us, and just it was nice of you, man.
01:03:44.720 I appreciate your nice words and your love for your family and your wife and your daughter
01:03:48.240 just infectious, bro.
01:03:50.380 Thank you.
01:03:50.900 I think it makes a lot of our listeners just feel the value that they have in their own family.
01:03:58.800 Thank you so much, bro.
01:04:00.660 Thank you.
01:04:01.680 Yeah, man.
01:04:02.280 I'll have our producer reach out, Nick, so that we can get that to your wife and kids and wife
01:04:08.680 and daughter.
01:04:10.560 Thank you for your service.
01:04:12.960 You're more than welcome.
01:04:14.500 Amen, bro.
01:04:15.880 Gang, gang.
01:04:16.420 Be safe out there.
01:04:17.440 Gang, gang.
01:04:18.200 Peace, brother.
01:04:20.640 Wow.
01:04:21.240 Pretty cool.
01:04:23.040 That's brave, man.
01:04:26.400 That's brave, you know, doing something new.
01:04:29.840 But he's making it, you know.
01:04:31.140 He's making it like a change.
01:04:32.600 Like, you know, he just is choosing to make a change.
01:04:37.960 And it'll go so fast.
01:04:40.500 And then he'll be in a new place, in a new experience.
01:04:43.900 And that's brave.
01:04:46.280 I wish I'd have been able to do that.
01:04:49.640 I had one more idea I was going to do as a gift for him, but maybe we'll wait and do it in the future.
01:04:53.620 If we're able to have him in the studio.
01:04:55.740 I just think I have somebody cool.
01:04:57.640 It would be neat for him to meet.
01:05:00.280 But wow, we got some neat people that listen to this show.
01:05:03.520 You know, people are living their lives.
01:05:05.960 And that's one thing about life and destiny and that.
01:05:10.460 It's like no matter, you know, a huge, the Saints lose and this happens.
01:05:14.960 And, you know, 11 senior citizens died.
01:05:17.540 And people's, you know, buying gas cans just to sneakily get a, you know, hit a blue chew, them rhino dick hitters.
01:05:24.960 And, you know, but the truth is that life goes on.
01:05:29.700 The truth is that, you know, those rhino dick hitters, the truth is that life keeps going on and that today different things are happening.
01:05:39.400 And somebody's falling in love and somebody's, you know, someone is, you know, getting a phone number of someone they've been in love with for a while.
01:05:49.880 Somebody is learning how to paint.
01:05:51.980 Someone is going off to the military.
01:05:54.420 Someone's taking their last breath.
01:05:56.840 Somebody is forgiving somebody, even though it's a really hard thing to do.
01:06:05.540 You know, you know, in my life recently I've had some, you know, I've, you know, been, you know, kind of forgiven and still loved by somebody that I wasn't always the best to.
01:06:20.520 And when people do that, man, it's just, that's strikingly powerful.
01:06:26.720 Let's take another call, man.
01:06:28.340 Should we take another call?
01:06:29.420 How are we going to go from here anywhere?
01:06:31.140 We've really, we've done a lot already.
01:06:34.780 Onward.
01:06:36.240 Hey, man, what's up?
01:06:36.960 It's Jonah Crosby.
01:06:38.620 I'm a kind of new listener to the podcast down in Charleston, South Carolina.
01:06:42.940 Okay, Jonah, also in Charleston.
01:06:45.680 Thank you for calling, brother.
01:06:46.900 Onward.
01:06:47.380 I go to Citadel.
01:06:48.300 It's a great school.
01:06:48.940 You should maybe come to a show down there.
01:06:50.680 Who knows?
01:06:51.520 I'd love to come to Citadel.
01:06:53.340 And, you know, one thing that's interesting is now I used to live in Charleston and I worked on King Street and I worked at a bar.
01:06:58.860 And I used to be a door boy, you know, out there bouncing and fucking, you know, just that T-shirt that you just see the bottom of that bicep, you know.
01:07:08.280 And really those guys are just a bunch of bicepuals, you know.
01:07:11.640 Like if you see those door boys, a lot of times if you go look behind the edge of the building or the bar, you'll see a couple of them just rubbing their biceps against each other.
01:07:19.140 And that's bicepuality.
01:07:20.580 And that's, you know, and that's back in the day when I was doing steroids and, you know, and just being bicepual.
01:07:27.980 And you'd catch me sometimes even at the gym just sneaking up on some other man and just fucking just rub those biceps against each other.
01:07:35.300 And just fucking bicep each other.
01:07:37.540 But anyhow, but one interesting thing that happens I want people to know is the Citadel or the Citadel as people call them different stuff.
01:07:47.480 Because people, nobody knows how to really read or spell that great overall.
01:07:52.400 And that's the truth.
01:07:53.440 People are only so good at it.
01:07:55.400 But the Citadel does this thing where their whole, their whole, their troops, because I believe they're a military preparatory academy.
01:08:03.920 And their troops will do a march where they go through the city of Charleston.
01:08:07.760 It's really cool.
01:08:09.180 And they are an organized bunch.
01:08:10.860 And it's really, they have these gray uniforms.
01:08:13.460 And it was really cool to see.
01:08:15.220 It took you back to like another time, another time in the world.
01:08:19.600 And it's a diverse group of men.
01:08:21.380 And they just cruise through the street.
01:08:22.820 And they're just really, really awesome.
01:08:25.600 It was a great, it was a great thing to witness when I was there in Charleston was, it just took you back, you know, a hundred years in time.
01:08:34.360 Onward.
01:08:34.820 Let's take more.
01:08:35.280 Anyway, last weekend, this dude called in, talking about how, I think it was the guy from Charlotte, talking about how it's an issue if some girl's talking to her ex-boyfriend.
01:08:47.320 And that one kind of hit close to home, because one of my, one of my ex-girlfriends, and I have a really good, like, friendly relationship.
01:08:54.520 Like, it's fully platonic.
01:08:55.780 We've both moved on.
01:08:56.740 We've both talked to other folks.
01:08:57.860 I have a girlfriend now.
01:08:59.480 But, uh, there's nothing wrong with it, man.
01:09:02.160 Like, she and I help each other out if there's, like, something that needs to be done.
01:09:07.120 And, uh, it's just a good, friendly relationship.
01:09:09.920 And I would just like to put that out there and say that, uh, I'm not, I'm not sure what this gentleman had experienced in his life.
01:09:15.440 But, uh, it's really, it's really not that, not an issue all the time.
01:09:18.740 You know what I mean?
01:09:19.940 You know, I appreciate that.
01:09:21.160 And by this gentleman, you could even mean me.
01:09:22.900 I think that was my, kind of my point of view.
01:09:25.020 You know, I thought, uh, that, you know, a man doesn't keep in touch with a woman for any real reason other than, like, a sexual reason.
01:09:32.800 Um, or that it's hard to really have a platonic friendship between the two.
01:09:36.560 Where one doesn't have some sort of sexual inclination or gravitas towards the other.
01:09:41.600 Or want to touch titty, or, you know what I'm saying, or tap nut.
01:09:44.220 But, but, yeah, man, I mean, you know, you got me thinking right now that maybe you're right.
01:09:56.580 Maybe times are changing where we are understanding more and we also have to go to different places to get the emotional connection that we need.
01:10:09.420 Especially now that, you know, families are a little bit more separated and, you know, with two parents working and, you know, not as much connection between a lot of families anymore.
01:10:21.500 Relationships and, you know, divorce and that sort of thing.
01:10:23.500 I think, yeah, I think you're, you really make me think of something important that, you know, maybe now more than ever, it is, it is maybe more common to have just a friend who is, uh, of the other sex.
01:10:39.200 But also, dog, I'll say this, man.
01:10:46.500 You know, sometimes you might want to fuck your friend.
01:10:50.120 That's the only thing, you know, that's the thing.
01:10:52.680 That's the thing.
01:10:53.460 And if you're, and if you say, if you have a, if you have a friend and your girlfriend, if that friend is a man, then your wife or girlfriend might not be upset because they're not thinking.
01:11:03.760 Then if you guys do want to fuck, y'all have to be gay for a little while.
01:11:07.860 You have to be gay for a little while to do sex with each other and you got to come back to your spouse and not be gay.
01:11:13.680 So they're thinking then there's at least that, that, that hurdle there that, that, that, that, um, you have to, that you have to go over that ravine of choice where you're saying, okay, I'm a gay out, you know, I'm going to be wild and experience some of the things that I want to, you know, maybe these dark, you know, these darker edges of myself or these wilder edges.
01:11:35.680 And I don't mean darker like it's negative, but these, you know, you, you know, you want to get fancy and touchy and tap nut with your buddy.
01:11:43.680 Um, so you have that, you have to go through that.
01:11:46.760 You have to, you have to, you have to, you know, you have to be bisexual brother.
01:11:51.420 You know what I'm saying?
01:11:52.220 You don't have to get by sexy, but, but if you, if your friend is a girl, then your wife's just like, oh, fuck man.
01:12:01.460 You don't have to, you know, your wife already knows that you do sex with women because you do it with her.
01:12:08.140 And so the fear could be there.
01:12:10.720 Um, but yeah, I mean, it is also a time where we go to different places.
01:12:13.680 To get different feelings where I think a lot of them used to come straight from like the, you know, the familial space and I'm just guesstimating.
01:12:20.980 But when families were closer and they, you know, needed each other more and there wasn't as much outside influence from the world and technology and, you know, families had farms and they needed to tend to their crops and do all that kind of stuff together.
01:12:32.820 And you had that tribal vibe, you know, as Sebastian Younger talks about when you had that old school, you got different emotions from different places.
01:12:41.100 And it was also close together in your source of family.
01:12:45.000 And now maybe you have to go door to door these days to get the love and affection and emotion or little pieces of everything that you need.
01:12:52.900 Thank you for calling, man.
01:12:55.300 And with that other point of view, let's take another call here.
01:12:57.580 Here we go.
01:12:59.080 Hey, yo, what's up, Theo?
01:13:01.000 Um, I don't even know if I want to say my name.
01:13:04.420 Um, I'm in New York area.
01:13:07.620 What's up, Papi?
01:13:09.540 Thank you for calling from New York, man.
01:13:11.300 And, uh, and I love New York.
01:13:14.340 You know, I have dreams sometimes that if I could live another life, I would live over there in New York somewhere, you know, and just be, uh, just inundated with the vibe that's there.
01:13:25.340 But, uh, enough about me.
01:13:26.580 Omer?
01:13:27.080 You know, my, my, I just look for a little inspiration, you know.
01:13:30.940 My, uh, my cousin's going to prison.
01:13:33.520 He just went yesterday for seven years.
01:13:36.220 You know, it's tough.
01:13:37.620 Fucking, me and Eddie, you know, we live the same lifestyle, you know.
01:13:43.880 It's, this whole court experience just opened up my eyes, you know.
01:13:47.480 It makes me want to turn my life around, you know.
01:13:52.240 Um, see, I just need some words of inspiration, man.
01:13:57.440 I really want to do this, you know.
01:13:59.540 I just want to go straight now and be a tax-training citizen, you know.
01:14:04.540 Ah, man, gang, gang.
01:14:05.800 Gang, gang, man.
01:14:08.920 Man, uh, thanks for calling, man.
01:14:13.020 You know, that's nice of you to call, bro.
01:14:15.960 Um, yeah, I'm sorry that you're dealing with that.
01:14:20.360 I'm sorry that your cousin's going through that.
01:14:22.140 Uh, I don't know if he's, you know, if you're able to talk to him.
01:14:27.180 I bet it's scary for him even if he doesn't want to talk about it or admit it.
01:14:30.300 You know, sometimes when we, when we're tough, we don't, we can't, you know, we can't even access the fact that we're scared.
01:14:38.080 Uh, man, I bet if you could be tough and be in like a lifestyle like that, I bet, I bet you could help so many younger dudes and keep them from getting in, you know.
01:15:02.020 In the, like, uh, you know, in the harm's way or, or I bet you could help so many younger guys who don't have like a, a brotherly figure, you know.
01:15:20.900 Or who don't have like a cousin or don't have like a male role model.
01:15:26.360 You know, I bet you could.
01:15:28.900 You know, I don't know you, but I bet you could, man.
01:15:31.540 I mean, it sounds like if you kick, if you can care about your cousin that much, you know, I bet there's a lot of little dudes out there who don't have that, you know.
01:15:38.840 Or a lot of young bucks who just need somebody, you know.
01:15:43.320 You know, it just sounds like, like if you can care about somebody like him, then I bet you could care about a lot of people.
01:15:53.560 And it would just give you a lot of purpose then.
01:15:56.960 You know, there's so much power in like helping others and, uh, and you deserve it, dude.
01:16:04.640 You know, you're good, you know, I don't even know you, man, but I know that you're probably a good person.
01:16:10.000 And I know that, you know, people love you, bro.
01:16:17.020 You know, I don't know what your family's like.
01:16:18.500 I don't know if you have parents or whatever, but I don't know if you're close with them or whatever, but I bet they really, really loved you.
01:16:26.780 I bet they really do, even if they can't even show you sometimes.
01:16:30.620 You know, I think there's this burden that we have as humans.
01:16:34.100 Sometimes we're just unable to show people that we care.
01:16:38.540 It's crazy.
01:16:41.060 You know, we have so much feelings inside, but sometimes it's so hard for it to get out of us into, into the world.
01:16:49.080 But I bet you have a lot of people that really love you, bro.
01:16:51.820 And, uh, and if you, you know, 12 step program is stuff that helped me.
01:16:59.000 Damn it.
01:17:00.960 Sorry, dog.
01:17:02.920 That's your cousin's parole officer.
01:17:04.420 He just got out.
01:17:05.260 I'm just joking, bro.
01:17:06.100 Sorry.
01:17:06.300 That was fucked up, Jack, man.
01:17:08.320 That was fucked up.
01:17:09.380 But I just wanted to make, try and make you laugh.
01:17:13.120 But yeah, man, you can, you can, you know, a 12 step program helped me.
01:17:16.960 I didn't think there was any, I didn't think there were ways that I was ever going to feel better, that I could change my situation, that I could have a different insight to myself.
01:17:23.300 Dude, even talking about this stuff with you right now.
01:17:26.460 Man, I never thought I would be fucking thinking about this kind of stuff ever.
01:17:30.300 Like, my brain did not work this way.
01:17:34.200 You know, I didn't have the capacity.
01:17:36.400 Like, I would say that I cared about myself, but I didn't ever feel it.
01:17:40.560 And then I got into some 12 step and recovery help and that shit changed my life.
01:17:45.760 You know, and it still changes my life.
01:17:48.580 And here's the thing, I haven't even made it through the fucking steps.
01:17:53.080 The simple fact that I have places to go all the time where other people who are brave enough to try and, you know, take on stuff in their life that were there together.
01:18:04.980 It makes me feel less alone.
01:18:08.080 You know, and that must be something you're probably feeling too.
01:18:10.140 If your cousin's going away, I bet you're probably, you know, worried that you're going to be kind of alone, you know.
01:18:14.320 But, dude, you can't be alone in this place, man.
01:18:17.780 You go to a couple of AA meetings, see the vibe, talk to some fuckers, bro.
01:18:22.260 They got real deals in there, too.
01:18:24.480 Murderers, bro.
01:18:27.020 Jugglers, people that can fucking juggle.
01:18:29.420 Magicians, dude.
01:18:30.960 Dark artists, dude.
01:18:32.000 But they're all fucking, now they're tightened up.
01:18:34.520 And it's a real special time.
01:18:38.120 But, look, man, I love you, man.
01:18:39.680 And I'm sorry to hear about your cousin.
01:18:42.020 And I hope that the experience that he has in there is just, is very valuable.
01:18:47.500 And I hope that you guys, the next time you guys see each other, that you're both in much better places.
01:18:54.640 And I bet that you can be.
01:18:56.400 I bet you can be, man.
01:18:57.620 It might be hard to see that you can be.
01:18:59.980 But you're going to have to make, you're going to have to take action.
01:19:04.440 You know, nothing changes if nothing changes.
01:19:08.100 It just doesn't.
01:19:09.880 And you sound like a powerful person.
01:19:12.020 So, I bet you could really affect some change in yourself.
01:19:14.940 And then in others, man.
01:19:17.080 And the joy you get from that, bro.
01:19:18.880 Fuck, you might turn into a rocket ship.
01:19:20.740 Bet you might see you on Mars, dog.
01:19:22.640 Because you'll get gassed up from feeling that.
01:19:24.400 But, you know, I'm going to take one more call here.
01:19:33.180 And I didn't mean for this episode to be kind of heavy or whatever.
01:19:37.280 But, you know, we got a lot of great calls.
01:19:40.360 But we'll get into some more of them.
01:19:41.740 Um, let's take one right here, man.
01:19:46.520 Gang, gang, man.
01:19:47.820 What's up, Theo?
01:19:48.960 This is Luis from Oregon, Salem.
01:19:51.140 Capital of the city.
01:19:52.480 I'm watching this past weekend right now.
01:19:54.860 What's up, gang, gang, Luis.
01:19:56.380 And thank you for calling, Papa.
01:19:58.080 Onward.
01:19:58.460 And all I got to say is, dude, you give me so much inspiration.
01:20:04.400 I don't know.
01:20:06.440 But, like, I have an addiction right now.
01:20:09.960 A cocaine addiction, you know.
01:20:12.460 And it's 3 o'clock in the morning.
01:20:15.360 Oh, it's 3 o'clock in the morning.
01:20:16.460 Wow, man.
01:20:16.880 Well, thanks for calling, dude.
01:20:19.880 You know, I appreciate you calling.
01:20:22.160 Onward.
01:20:22.700 I don't have any vests, though.
01:20:23.980 Dude, somebody brought me a vest in Irvine this weekend.
01:20:31.260 It's a nice one, too.
01:20:32.200 It's like a wintertime one.
01:20:33.700 This thing feel like you have other vests in it.
01:20:35.740 Like, it's like a vest, but it ate a couple of little vests, you know.
01:20:39.840 And it's, you know, it's just warmer.
01:20:44.100 More?
01:20:45.220 You know, it just, I don't know.
01:20:48.080 How'd you get over it?
01:20:49.820 How'd you get over your cocaine addiction?
01:20:51.460 Can I look up to you, man?
01:20:53.980 Uh, man.
01:20:55.620 Gang, gang.
01:20:56.940 Yeah, have a good day.
01:20:58.760 Gang, gang, bro.
01:21:01.040 Yeah, man.
01:21:01.740 Look, here's the thing.
01:21:02.460 Only you know if you have a problem.
01:21:05.240 You know, only you know that.
01:21:06.700 I can't, you know, I don't know if you do.
01:21:09.080 But you do.
01:21:10.340 You know if you do or not.
01:21:13.140 And how I got over it, I mean, I'll just tap right back into what I was talking about.
01:21:16.840 I mean, I'm not over it.
01:21:20.400 But, uh, fight that bitch.
01:21:23.980 You know, I, uh, I don't do it.
01:21:28.240 I haven't done it for two and a half years.
01:21:30.620 And I like that dusty, dusty, you know.
01:21:33.720 I like to fucking get that.
01:21:35.320 Yeah.
01:21:37.720 Dog, I like that fucking white semi truck fucking driving straight to my brain.
01:21:43.540 You know what I'm saying, boy?
01:21:52.760 Columbia.
01:21:56.280 I like them dark arts.
01:21:58.860 That dark arts does, daddy.
01:22:00.580 Uh, sorry.
01:22:01.140 Uh, but I went and I, you did.
01:22:05.740 I just went to a meeting and I heard someone talk about how they felt and why they were not doing well.
01:22:10.140 And somebody told me that, that I was an okay person and that I wasn't going to be addicted to cocaine forever.
01:22:16.800 And, man, I don't even know if I was having that much of a problem with it, to be honest with you.
01:22:20.980 But that could also be the addict in my head talking.
01:22:23.820 But I was having a problem with myself.
01:22:27.260 I was having a problem with myself when I was there at 7 a.m., you know, having to cancel whatever I was supposed to do that day.
01:22:33.640 And I'm just in my apartment just like looking at pornography and, you know, I can't even touch myself anymore because I done touched myself, you know.
01:22:43.760 And I got that soft boss just laying on my stomach.
01:22:47.060 And I've had that adult penis since childhood and you know that.
01:22:50.520 So, you know, I got that big, that beached fucking armadillo just laying on my stomach.
01:22:56.640 And, uh, and I would just be sick of myself.
01:23:00.520 And I'd be afraid to go to sleep because I thought I would die because I was fucked up.
01:23:06.880 And I used to write wills out to my mother.
01:23:08.780 I'd write a will out, you know, and I'd put it by the bed in case something happened to me.
01:23:14.440 Uh, because I didn't want to, you know, I didn't want to be thinking about myself when I died, you know.
01:23:21.460 Um, but, but I went in a 12-step meeting, man.
01:23:25.800 I went to a couple meetings.
01:23:27.080 I went to a speaker meeting.
01:23:28.320 They have CA and NA meetings.
01:23:31.820 And, uh, and you can find them in Oregon.
01:23:33.880 And we'll put the link today on our YouTube episode, um, to the Oregon AA and CA, uh, meetings.
01:23:42.520 There's an app you can get on your phone.
01:23:44.820 I'm going to show it to the camera right now.
01:23:47.340 And it is called Meeting Guide.
01:23:50.540 And, uh, let me see real quick.
01:23:53.860 I'm going to show it to the phone so you can get a good look at it.
01:23:56.200 And this is what it looks like, man.
01:24:00.480 It's Meeting Guide.
01:24:02.700 Um, and we'll, I'll have my, uh, producer Nick put it in.
01:24:07.600 Premature Nick.
01:24:08.820 And, um, and it helps.
01:24:11.300 The Meeting Guide app just lets you know where a meeting is and location to where you are.
01:24:15.140 Now, it doesn't work in every city, but it works in a lot of them.
01:24:17.360 And, and, dude, you know what?
01:24:21.860 For me, I, I never knew that there was a world out there that felt more comfortable.
01:24:27.240 I never knew it.
01:24:29.640 I didn't know it existed, man.
01:24:32.040 The way I related to the world was not the way the world really was.
01:24:35.360 I thought the world was A and the world was B.
01:24:38.860 But I was living like it was A.
01:24:40.820 Imagine if you think you at the beach, but really you're downtown.
01:24:48.620 So imagine you see a guy downtown and he's got on his sandals and he's putting on sunscreen and he's putting a lawn chair out on 6th Avenue and, you know, downtown.
01:25:00.380 And you're like, what the fuck?
01:25:01.420 This dude's something, he doesn't get it.
01:25:03.300 He doesn't realize he's not at the beach.
01:25:05.200 That was me.
01:25:08.600 I was the dude.
01:25:09.380 I thought I was, I thought I was at the beach, but, because I thought the world was this, but the world was downtown.
01:25:15.400 The world was something different and I was interacting differently.
01:25:19.600 And it started to change once I went to those meetings.
01:25:23.080 And I just felt better, bro.
01:25:25.540 You know, there's nothing worse than, than the come down off of cocaine.
01:25:29.580 And it feels good to know that I go to bed at night and that I'm, that I know I'm going to wake up exactly how I went to sleep.
01:25:37.340 That I know I'm going to wake up exactly how I went to sleep, man.
01:25:40.560 For me, that's good.
01:25:41.780 Now, look, if you, if, and if, but if you still partying out there, you want to do that dust and you want to do fucking let that brain donkey loose inside of yourself.
01:25:50.120 Fuck, I'll hold the back of your neck while you do that long line.
01:25:53.980 You know, I'll hold your fucking back of your neck while you're doing that fucking, you know,
01:25:58.100 that ivory little booty lizard, bro.
01:26:02.760 You know, and I might be out there again.
01:26:04.500 I'm not saying that I'm a mute, that I'm, you know, I'm human.
01:26:10.280 And here we are.
01:26:12.620 But you can have a new experience, though.
01:26:15.320 I will say that, man.
01:26:16.100 You could have a new experience.
01:26:17.640 So if you really do think you have a problem, I think it's worth checking out.
01:26:20.240 But we'll put those links in the bio for you.
01:26:22.920 All right.
01:26:23.580 Let's do this one last call here.
01:26:25.320 Here we go.
01:26:26.180 Hi, my name is Tyler Price.
01:26:27.620 I'm from Dallas, Texas.
01:26:29.840 I heard you guys were doing something special for a single single mothers in Addison, Texas.
01:26:35.680 Yeah, I'll be down there this weekend, Tyler.
01:26:38.480 I'll be down there and the shows are sold out down there in Addison and Dallas.
01:26:41.840 We're not going to be adding any more shows this time.
01:26:45.720 But thank you very much for calling in.
01:26:47.460 We are going to be doing something special for a single mom.
01:26:50.020 What's happening, Kat, Daddy?
01:26:51.400 I have a longtime friend of mine.
01:26:53.460 She is a friend of mine.
01:26:55.260 She has three children.
01:26:56.760 She lives in Addison.
01:26:58.600 Her name is Jennifer.
01:27:00.140 Okay.
01:27:00.600 You have a longtime friend.
01:27:01.620 And listen, he said a friend.
01:27:03.160 He didn't say, you know, and, you know, somebody trying to, you know, you know, let their bodies pontificate each other or do that or do that touchy.
01:27:12.260 He said a friend.
01:27:13.260 And so, you know, there is possibility for some friendship and where we get it these days.
01:27:18.440 Or sometimes here's an example of a possibility.
01:27:22.720 But anyway, I don't mean to interrupt your vibe.
01:27:25.460 Yes, we do.
01:27:26.640 Onward.
01:27:26.920 One of her children was accused of something really serious and was recently convicted.
01:27:35.000 Pretty sure that that child was 13 years old.
01:27:39.900 He's the oldest of her three children.
01:27:42.540 She's a single mother.
01:27:43.500 She works at Firestone.
01:27:46.540 Oh, gang, man.
01:27:47.620 I used to put them fucking F-stones on my car, bro.
01:27:50.780 I used to put them F-stones on my car.
01:27:54.020 Man, that's got to be tough then.
01:27:55.740 I bet it's tough as a mother to see a 13-year-old get caught up into something and end up in a tough spot.
01:28:03.540 I can't imagine how you navigate that.
01:28:05.180 That's a nice submission.
01:28:07.160 Onward.
01:28:07.420 And I don't know what you guys were willing to do to help single mothers in Addison, Texas.
01:28:13.160 But if I know anybody that could really use the help, it would be her.
01:28:17.700 Okay, cool.
01:28:19.540 Awesome.
01:28:20.040 Thank you so much for that submission, man.
01:28:21.720 That's really sweet of you.
01:28:23.320 And we will see what we can do for that young lady.
01:28:29.320 Or older.
01:28:30.020 I have no idea what age she is.
01:28:31.600 But we will see what we can do for her.
01:28:33.180 And thank you for nominating her.
01:28:34.620 As always, you can nominate single moms for select cities.
01:28:38.780 I know that the next one we're going to do is in Ohio and Columbus.
01:28:42.200 And the number is 985-664-9503.
01:28:46.040 As well, that is the hotline.
01:28:47.740 If you're struggling with something or thinking about something or you have a response to something I've spoken about during the podcast,
01:28:54.480 you can feel free to include it there.
01:28:56.500 We can't get back to all of them.
01:28:58.260 We can't put all of them on the show.
01:29:00.760 There's a lot, man.
01:29:01.740 I mean, there's hundreds each week, hundreds each week.
01:29:05.800 And I want to take this moment, too, to say, you know, I get a lot of people that message me through different apps on social media.
01:29:12.380 And I appreciate it.
01:29:13.780 And that's fine.
01:29:15.260 And some of them I try to reply to and some of them I can't.
01:29:18.700 And it's not that I don't want to.
01:29:21.780 It's that if I just replied to everyone, I would have no – I wouldn't be able to eat or drink or do anything.
01:29:29.480 I would have no – I just wouldn't be able to do that because I don't have – I just can't do it.
01:29:36.440 But I don't have the – I hate to say I don't have the time.
01:29:41.980 But I don't – yeah, I would never – I would not leave my house because there's a lot.
01:29:47.200 And I'm not bragging about that.
01:29:48.580 I'm just saying I wish there was a way that I could do it.
01:29:53.160 And just don't take it personally, please, if I have been unable to do that.
01:29:57.820 You know, I just don't want you to think that I don't care.
01:29:59.740 But, man, the fucking referees, bro.
01:30:05.700 Can you believe that shit?
01:30:08.680 Can you believe the fucking referees?
01:30:16.840 You know, a lot goes on in the world, man.
01:30:18.780 There's a big story.
01:30:20.760 You know, we look at the little pieces and we – you know, don't get caught in that game.
01:30:26.500 Don't get caught in the micro, man.
01:30:28.240 That's what – there's a big story.
01:30:31.520 You know, someone's kind of being an ass to you.
01:30:34.200 Ask them, hey, what's going on, man?
01:30:36.600 You know, why are you – are you having a tough – what's going on?
01:30:40.760 You know, the only way that things will get better – I don't think the world's a bad place.
01:30:43.700 The only way that it gets better is by us.
01:30:45.360 We're the elements, man.
01:30:46.440 We're the atoms.
01:30:47.960 We're the atoms, bro.
01:30:51.020 And, you know, unless – you know, we can be on a real nucleic rise, daddy.
01:30:55.720 But thank you guys for your time, man.
01:30:59.020 I – I'm going to go get something to eat because I haven't even eaten today.
01:31:06.360 But I'm excited and thank you.
01:31:07.640 I'm sorry that the episode was up late.
01:31:09.860 Sometimes this will occur, though.
01:31:11.680 We had just a lot of shows.
01:31:13.240 Thank you for everybody that came out last weekend.
01:31:15.320 Oh, look at this new shirt.
01:31:16.220 You can see it.
01:31:17.180 It's on the YouTubes.
01:31:18.300 The road to the strap goes through the rat.
01:31:20.000 And this is a beautiful shirt, and we're selling this at a fair price online, theovan.com slash store.
01:31:26.140 We have three new shirts on there that are really – and it has the emblem on the back.
01:31:32.320 So pretty neat, man.
01:31:33.400 I'm happy to have one.
01:31:34.160 The guy mailed me one.
01:31:35.320 So pretty cool.
01:31:36.680 Thank you guys so much for everything.
01:31:38.240 Thank you for submitting a single mom.
01:31:39.720 You know, and good luck to our boy heading out over there in a basic training.
01:31:48.520 And just for sharing, you know, an experience that some of us didn't have, you know, just for sharing it, you know, and for trying something new and for being brave, man.
01:31:57.020 We fucking, you know, we're not giving up, man.
01:32:04.620 We're not giving up.
01:32:05.700 And you know what?
01:32:06.500 I got the perfect song to take us out here from my boys down there from Natchez, Mississippi.
01:32:14.520 This is a different hit of theirs and one that I really love and one that I just think is kind of fitting.
01:32:19.740 That sometimes the calls don't go your way, but sometimes the big picture of the story, the story might be going your way.
01:32:28.120 You know, the game might be going your way.
01:32:29.940 And we can stay out of our own way by just going with the flow sometimes.
01:32:39.360 Take it easy.
01:32:42.320 You know, know when you're making, fuck, I don't know.
01:32:45.860 I don't know anything, man.
01:32:47.000 But, fuck, I'm sorry.
01:32:48.760 Sometimes I get caught in this weird space where I feel like I know something, but I don't.
01:32:52.940 And you know what?
01:32:53.480 I don't really want to know anything.
01:32:55.640 I don't want to know anything at all, man.
01:32:57.340 Because I might miss the opportunity to learn something new.
01:33:05.500 You guys be good, man.
01:33:06.460 I love you.
01:33:07.020 And this is a song, Making It.
01:33:09.160 I ain't seen home in about a hundred days.
01:33:24.880 I can almost hear mama pray for my restless soul.
01:33:30.040 And I ain't made a dollar, I ain't spent, but where it's going ain't killed me yet.
01:33:37.920 I still get where I'm down to go.
01:33:40.760 I'm making it.
01:33:47.140 I'm making it.
01:33:49.440 I'm making growth feel right.
01:33:54.240 I'm making it.
01:33:56.260 And it helps where I'm headed then.
01:33:59.820 I'm making good time.
01:34:01.880 Most all of my plans slip right through my hands
01:34:22.420 And wind up next to me, broken on the ground
01:34:26.720 If this bottle was an hourglass
01:34:31.780 I'd say that I'm about an hour past the minute
01:34:35.400 I should have put it down
01:34:38.440 But I'm making it
01:34:44.380 I'm making growth feel right
01:34:49.620 I'm making it
01:34:52.920 And it helps where I'm headed then
01:34:56.080 I'm making good time
01:34:58.840 I'm making good time
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01:36:03.360 I've been talking about Kite Club for so long
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01:37:00.280 I could only be able to get here
01:37:00.700 It's not the Raiken
01:37:01.920 But I don't think the 오s
01:37:05.220 That would come to you
01:37:05.900 Not the gemacht
01:37:06.780 I could never take into that
01:37:07.500 If you put that in theesso
01:37:08.740 I'd love you
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01:37:10.060 The instructed rule of Kite Club
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