This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Me(n)Too ｜ This Past Weekend #68

00:00:00.000 All right, let's crack open a can of this, you know, butt magic. 0.96

00:00:30.000 Oh, you felt that, huh?

00:01:00.000 Man, that felt like a beautiful, just like a big black girl just jumped on my back and just dove just down my throat into my soul there at the end on that last, on that hitter riff. 1.00

00:01:12.040 Let's catch another, catch another, catch another sniff of this.

00:01:30.000 Man, that thing was tight.

00:01:32.900 That note was tight, man, like they're trying to put that note in your butt.

00:01:37.800 That note was, you could, I mean, that thing, you got to really do some work to get that thing out into the world.

00:01:46.460 The tightness of that note.

00:01:48.560 Happy Thursday, guys.

00:01:49.940 Happy Thursday afternoon.

00:01:52.140 Or Thursday morning, actually.

00:01:53.880 It's going to be Thursday morning.

00:01:56.000 And I am here in America.

00:01:59.760 I'm coming to you live from Los Angeles, California.

00:02:01.380 It's Thursday, January 18, in the year 2018.

00:02:05.600 Oh, that's what I need sometimes, just that.

00:02:13.780 Just let the, stop the merry-go-round.

00:02:17.680 Stop the, stop, just, there never, remember, there used to be so much more peace in our everyday lives.

00:02:27.840 And some people might not remember that.

00:02:31.100 If you were, if you're, you know, and I'm aging myself here, but whatever, dude.

00:02:35.020 You know what I'm saying?

00:02:35.560 I'll date your grandmother's freaking friend. 0.85

00:02:38.400 You know?

00:02:39.720 And if you're, if you are, if, there used to be so much peace.

00:02:46.480 You had so much peace.

00:02:49.240 You did, we're not as many electronics.

00:02:50.960 I mean, I'm talking about when I was a child.

00:02:53.060 And you would get home and there wasn't as many as electronics buzzing.

00:02:56.780 And there weren't as many, you know, everybody wasn't recording everything.

00:03:01.680 And there just wasn't, there was more peace.

00:03:07.740 Man, I have a tough time these days getting peace.

00:03:12.540 That's what I'm really, that's what I find.

00:03:15.020 I would, dude, I would suck, you know, I'll suck a nap out of, you know, I'll suck a comfortable nap out of,

00:03:21.400 or I'll suck a quiet afternoon out of somebody's debt.

00:03:24.520 You feel me?

00:03:25.080 I will suck somebody's nyack for, you know, a couple hours of peace and quiet. 0.94

00:03:32.660 That's what it's going to come to.

00:03:35.300 That's what it's going to come to.

00:03:36.380 You're going to be walking, you know, through the Tenderloin District or one of these, you know, seedy areas in a certain city.

00:03:43.660 And somebody's going to be like, hey, hey, hey, come here, man.

00:03:48.200 You know, how about you, you know, how about you, let me suck your dick for a little peace and quiet. 1.00

00:03:55.460 That's going to be the drug.

00:03:59.360 Because it used to be so much more peaceful.

00:04:02.820 And I think if you're, you know, I'm 37, I'm an adult male.

00:04:05.860 And if you are probably, if you're 20, if you're 20, and this is going to sound, I mean, I just sound probably like an old guy.

00:04:14.640 That's what I sound like.

00:04:15.460 Like, oh, the old guy telling us things used to be so quiet, but it used to be so much more relaxing.

00:04:22.220 I mean, I picked up a book yesterday.

00:04:24.220 Have you tried to open a book?

00:04:29.060 And look, you're like, what the fuck?

00:04:32.540 This is the worst video ever.

00:04:36.600 Every time I look at a book, I'm like, ah, it is hard.

00:04:41.420 It's just, and it's just my ability to be patient with, with the, with my ability to be patient has just, is, is, is decimated.

00:04:58.320 It's decimated.

00:04:59.680 I have a tough time.

00:05:01.200 I have a tough time.

00:05:02.140 But yeah, I picked up a book yesterday, like an old paperback.

00:05:04.720 Wasn't even shiny or fancy.

00:05:06.200 And I'm just like, dang, this is pretty sad.

00:05:09.520 And I like to read.

00:05:11.820 I like to absorb.

00:05:13.520 And here I am thinking that.

00:05:15.380 So I just wonder, what is this?

00:05:17.100 What is it?

00:05:17.600 What is the few?

00:05:18.200 What does it look like here in the next 10 years?

00:05:22.580 You know, when it, when you can't, when there's, you know, when it has to be video or your brain, it's like, it's too slow.

00:05:30.500 Because I also notice things that are too slow for me now.

00:05:33.160 Like if I call someone's phone number and it doesn't just go, it doesn't go straight to voicemail, but it has that thing where it's like, to leave a voice message, press one.

00:05:42.480 To return, to have the caller return your something or other, press two.

00:05:46.960 To have, to, if there's, if it's not just, you know, uh, hey, it's John.

00:05:52.260 You meet with my cell phone.

00:05:53.380 Call me back.

00:05:54.200 Beep.

00:05:54.500 If it's not that, I get pissed because I just am, I'm impatient.

00:05:59.520 I don't want to deal with that extra seven seconds of bullshit that I already have heard a million times.

00:06:05.160 And then I don't even want to leave the message.

00:06:07.820 Then I don't even want to fucking talk to John anymore because I don't like the bullshit that he's putting between us.

00:06:14.180 I don't like, you know, suddenly I'm angry at John because he doesn't like, he doesn't have the machinery or the software that I vibe with the most.

00:06:26.140 And I just get, and it's me.

00:06:30.980 Yeah, I know it's me.

00:06:33.080 You know, I could go live in the woods or live in a tent or take more hikes or do other things that would, you know, get me out of that realm.

00:06:40.220 You know, and take those, you know, and get those, uh, you know, those, um, what are those things that stick to a boat?

00:06:48.860 Scallops.

00:06:49.740 Get those scallops off my body. 1.00

00:06:52.760 You know, because I let those scallops start to build up.

00:06:56.160 By not being out in nature.

00:06:57.820 By not swimming.

00:06:59.680 You know, by not stepping in a puddle or fucking, you know, getting a couple pats of mud and putting them on your neck or putting them on your back.

00:07:06.780 And just being a part of nature and slowing it down.

00:07:11.100 You know, I remember the first time I went, I didn't really go camping.

00:07:13.500 I got locked out of the house.

00:07:16.240 And, you know, me and my brother slept under the eve of the house, you know, by the porch.

00:07:22.200 And, dude, there was so much bullshit down under there.

00:07:24.800 And, you know, we ended up actually finding a plumbing problem that we had.

00:07:29.000 My mother didn't know we had it.

00:07:30.240 And it, you know, almost really broke us as a family financially once we found that.

00:07:34.500 But, you know, but it was interesting just being outside for a little while, I remember as a kid.

00:07:41.060 And slowing it down.

00:07:43.860 You know, I even just remember that.

00:07:45.420 Just, I do remember a couple of moments of how quiet it was.

00:07:48.440 You know, it was also quiet, I found, whenever I was, when I was young, it was quiet.

00:07:59.380 You know, I talked about this on last week's episode, that it was quiet when my family would get together when the power went out.

00:08:07.300 And that was one of the, that was one time in my home that there was a lot of peace in the air.

00:08:13.940 When the power went out when I was a child.

00:08:16.020 Because, you know, because you got together.

00:08:19.180 You fucking got together.

00:08:20.440 Where are you?

00:08:22.820 Suddenly you needed each other.

00:08:24.500 You had a, there was a commonality.

00:08:27.140 You know, because my family didn't have a strong family.

00:08:29.120 There was no familial bond.

00:08:30.640 There was none of that shit.

00:08:31.860 But, you know, it was just felt like a, just like a rescue center.

00:08:37.180 And we used to fight and we used to fight at the table.

00:08:40.600 And the best thing you could do during dinner at my house was if you could make fun of somebody hard enough until they cried.

00:08:47.960 And they had a mouth full of food.

00:08:50.340 And if you've never seen somebody cry with a mouth full of food.

00:08:54.400 I mean, it is, it's messed up.

00:08:57.080 Yes, I agree.

00:08:59.500 Secondarily to it being messed up.

00:09:01.080 It is, uh, hilarious.

00:09:03.940 Because they can't swallow because their mouth, they can't swallow because they're crying.

00:09:08.960 And they can't cry that good because their mouth is full of food.

00:09:13.160 And so they're, I mean, it was, and that was like, that was when at my house, that's when you got somebody.

00:09:19.960 When you had them crying with that mouth, you had them, you know, jawed up on a fucking couple grams of Salisbury steak.

00:09:26.400 And they was jawed up on that and running some, you know, half a mouth still a full of, of hot potots, bruh.

00:09:33.480 And then you hit them with a couple of jabs.

00:09:36.120 And they started crying.

00:09:38.500 And you hit them in the feelings.

00:09:41.360 Because in my household, that was the only way that we showed attention to each other.

00:09:45.920 It was the only time we even spoke to each other, I felt like, when we were kids.

00:09:50.260 And it's unfortunate.

00:09:51.220 I'm not saying that that's a good way to grow up.

00:09:52.620 It wasn't fun, but it was, you know, it was real.

00:09:57.720 And then the time when we enjoyed each other's company, when we were at peace, when we found some solace, when we found some, you know, I remember if the power would go out, I'd be, you know, doing whatever I was doing.

00:10:08.300 I was living in my own world, doing what I wanted to do for me.

00:10:11.340 But then the power went out and I was, I was scared.

00:10:16.060 You know, I didn't want to be alone.

00:10:17.320 I needed more than just myself then.

00:10:21.620 So we'd go and mom had two candles in there. 1.00

00:10:25.060 And so we'd go in there and we need, that's when, you know, there was a necessity there.

00:10:29.500 It created, that created necessity.

00:10:32.260 You know, and I think it created with that darkness, even though, you know, we're in our home, I think even as a mother, I think there's just something innate.

00:10:41.880 You know, something that goes back to what's important about motherhood.

00:10:45.680 And that, you know, it grips you in the neck and you say when the power goes out, where are my children?

00:10:51.400 You know, where are, you know, these extensions of my body?

00:10:56.260 Where's the rest of me?

00:10:58.160 You know, I'm assuming that's probably what a mother feels sometimes.

00:11:01.440 And so, you know, we would, we'd find our mom and our mom wanted to find us.

00:11:06.320 And then we would all be together and those candles would be lit and you couldn't go outside of the glow of those candles.

00:11:13.540 Because it was, you know, you don't know what was out there.

00:11:18.640 And you wanted to keep tabs on each other and your body, your nerves were alert.

00:11:22.340 So, like, you know, if you were touching, you know, not touching, not being, you know, you know, sensual or being wild, but if you were just touching or tickling each other as children, you were feeling, it was so heightened.

00:11:34.840 And your nerve, your, your ears, my nerves would go to my ears and I would have to, I could hear, I mean, I could hear, I felt like I could hear the whole world.

00:11:49.600 Because I would, I would just be so, so, I needed to, I needed to hear if anything was coming.

00:11:57.740 And not spraying out, I'm talking an animal or a, or a, you know, a Voldemort or a falcon or a bad falcon or something dangerous was coming and I needed to be able to hear.

00:12:09.540 And suddenly my ear, my ears just developed these long, capable arms that reached out into the distance and fucking brought in every sound that was around.

00:12:19.280 And I just, and I loved that time.

00:12:21.420 I loved it because our family was together at those moments and we needed each other.

00:12:25.320 And we wanted to be together and we wanted each other to all be safe.

00:12:31.420 And, and there was, and it was peaceful and it was so quiet.

00:12:36.900 And that's the quietest I remember it being was when the power went out.

00:12:40.620 Now, fast forward to now, the power doesn't even go out as much as it used to.

00:12:45.660 Because now we have generators and backup generators and we got, you know, you know, big Larry or whatever who works down at the power plant.

00:12:55.320 Who's supposed to make sure he presses this button if the rains come, you know, or whatever.

00:13:00.120 We have all these backups in order.

00:13:03.440 And it's just kind of, I don't know.

00:13:07.560 You know, you just, I miss that peace.

00:13:11.380 Because for somebody like me who it's hard to find, it's hard for me to find peace anyway, to not have it be as readily available as it was due to, you know, technology and due to our attention span.

00:13:26.300 I mean, another thing is just my attention span.

00:13:29.320 Come on.

00:13:30.400 A span, I would barely call it that.

00:13:32.600 I notice if I'm reading, I'll read one paragraph.

00:13:35.200 By the second paragraph, my mind goes off to something else, you know.

00:13:40.720 What did that girl say? 1.00

00:13:42.160 Or, you know, man, I haven't seen her in a long time.

00:13:44.300 Or start thinking about sex.

00:13:45.220 I will think directly about some dang b-hole. 1.00

00:13:50.020 You know, some troubled b-hole that I've seen on the internet.

00:13:53.980 Or some set of tits that I've seen on the internet. 1.00

00:13:56.360 But, you know, immediately, I'm reading a fucking chapter of Mark Twain, dude.

00:14:01.460 And then it's just like, next thing you know, in my mind, I picture Mark Twain, you know, fucking by a fence or something.

00:14:06.920 And the next thing you know, my brain is gone.

00:14:08.760 And I have to recalibrate.

00:14:10.220 Boom, let me get back into this story.

00:14:12.520 And it's just my attention span.

00:14:14.040 It's all, everything's, it's just a different time.

00:14:18.060 It's a different, it's a different time.

00:14:20.060 But I like this instrumental that came in here.

00:14:21.460 This was Josh Porter.

00:14:23.840 And he sent this in.

00:14:24.680 And it was called Luchador's Longfellow.

00:14:27.760 That is what the song is called.

00:14:29.160 I'm going to let you catch one more little hit of that right here. 0.69

00:14:31.600 Here we go.

00:14:37.520 Hear them heavy tones right there, boy?

00:14:44.120 Sound like somebody's trying to put the moves on a fucking ice cube right there.

00:14:49.600 They're trying to, like somebody's trying to just tickle the nipples of an ice cube. 0.62

00:15:00.120 So cold, man.

00:15:02.260 And so hot.

00:15:05.080 At the same time.

00:15:09.000 Happy Thursday to you guys.

00:15:10.640 I want to tell you guys, too, man.

00:15:12.860 I'm going to tell you about them right now.

00:15:14.040 And that's Gray Block Pizza.

00:15:15.700 And they got them beautiful.

00:15:16.880 They got the, they got all kinds.

00:15:18.640 The Frenchie.

00:15:19.720 They got these beautiful pizza pies over there.

00:15:22.300 The Frenchie.

00:15:23.220 The Farmer's Delight.

00:15:25.420 The Onion.

00:15:26.440 The Q. 0.88

00:15:27.080 The Caps.

00:15:28.460 Got that Portabella Oyster.

00:15:30.840 That Shiitake Mushroom with the Parmesan Fontina Romano.

00:15:34.200 And they got all that at Gray Block Pizza.

00:15:37.380 And their link is on the YouTube.

00:15:39.000 And they're over there at 1811 Pico Boulevard.

00:15:41.260 On the way to the beach in Los Angeles.

00:15:43.140 If you're headed to the beach, stop at Gray Block and get that hitter.

00:15:49.580 Thank you guys for being with us.

00:15:50.840 I want to thank everybody that subscribed on YouTube.

00:15:53.080 We're up to 21,000 subscribers.

00:15:56.740 And man, I cannot even tell you how.

00:16:00.440 Well, to be honest, I feel a couple of things.

00:16:02.200 I feel some pressure, you know.

00:16:04.260 And I know that that's just me.

00:16:05.440 I just, you know, I want, you know, I just want to continue to show up.

00:16:12.480 And, you know, and help do some things and make this thing bigger and broader.

00:16:16.540 I have some neat ideas that we're going to try and do some fundraising as a group.

00:16:21.860 That I'm going to be contributing to and do some cool stuff.

00:16:25.500 You know, a lot of big ideas.

00:16:27.280 And a lot of those are starting to be able to execute them.

00:16:29.420 And so, but I'm grateful to you guys because this is kind of crazy.

00:16:33.980 Like, you know, I started doing this podcast and I didn't know.

00:16:37.020 I didn't know what I was going to talk about.

00:16:38.140 I still don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about.

00:16:40.260 You know, and I have this horrible shirt on.

00:16:42.240 If you can see on the YouTube.

00:16:44.600 Wow.

00:16:45.600 This shirt is really questionable.

00:16:48.160 And it looks, I mean, it looks like just like a damn, it looks like a dang semen cloud just busted right up over my house.

00:17:00.820 And I, you know, got batched out, to be honest with you.

00:17:05.340 And that, I know, is going to be a grody thing for some people to think about.

00:17:08.280 And I'm sorry.

00:17:09.000 And I won't say something like that again.

00:17:11.280 But, but here's the thing though.

00:17:12.740 By being a listener, by being a supporter.

00:17:15.160 And there's been, I can't tell you how many nice emails that I've gotten, you know.

00:17:19.160 People just saying thanks and thank you.

00:17:21.420 And here's the thing.

00:17:23.200 By people listening and being a part of this.

00:17:26.220 Like, I hate to say this.

00:17:27.400 It might sound a little bit, you know, greedy or egotistical.

00:17:30.980 But it makes, it make, it made me come back to do it.

00:17:35.400 You know.

00:17:36.580 Like, if it wasn't for you guys listening, I might have just, you know, I might not have gotten out of some of the ruts that I was in.

00:17:42.220 Because I needed this thing.

00:17:44.120 You know, I needed to come here and have some people to talk to and to think about stuff with.

00:17:48.920 And, and so I just, man, I really, you know, I'm very grateful.

00:17:53.620 I'm very grateful.

00:17:54.960 This has been a lot of fun.

00:17:55.780 And we're going to do a lot of neat things as a group.

00:17:57.580 We're going to do a lot of things that are going to lift people's hearts and lift people's spirits.

00:18:00.980 We're going to start doing some things for some single mothers out there. 1.00

00:18:03.700 We're going to do some cool stuff this year.

00:18:08.140 And, and I just want to thank you.

00:18:09.380 I want to thank everybody on Patreon that's been supportive.

00:18:11.760 And everybody that's been listening and subscribing.

00:18:14.660 And, yeah, it's just cool.

00:18:17.140 You know, all my life I just, you know, I think I want, you know, I want to do something good.

00:18:24.380 And helpful.

00:18:25.840 And I feel like, you know, saying, dang, sorry.

00:18:30.740 I'm getting a little caught up.

00:18:31.800 But I feel like, you know, this, this podcast is maybe a way that I can, you know, help do that sometimes.

00:18:39.700 So I'm not saying that I do that.

00:18:41.560 I'm not saying that I think I help.

00:18:43.700 I'm not saying any of that.

00:18:44.780 I just feel like there's moments that we have on here or that I'll read something that somebody sent or a comment or something that makes me,

00:18:52.520 it makes me, it makes me, it makes me not think about myself for a little bit.

00:18:59.300 And for me, that's a blessing.

00:19:01.360 Because I think I grew up just thinking about myself a lot because I had to to take care of myself.

00:19:05.660 And now I don't have to.

00:19:07.280 But I still have to shed some of those old ways.

00:19:10.320 You know, and I still have to get my, you know, I don't think I'm egomaniacal, but I do think sometimes I'm self-centered.

00:19:17.300 But now, man, I'm just trying to get these reins off my shoulders.

00:19:21.780 And get that drip, drip out into the world.

00:19:23.880 But we're going to do some cool stuff, and I appreciate you guys' support.

00:19:28.700 What else, man?

00:19:31.080 The Saints game.

00:19:32.460 We're going to talk about a couple things.

00:19:33.660 The Saints game.

00:19:35.120 You know, a lot of you guys were on here with me last on Monday's episode when the Saints game hit, and I fell apart.

00:19:41.640 You know, my brother called.

00:19:44.540 And he called because we usually talk after the game, and I guess I hadn't reached out to him.

00:19:48.900 And he called and checked in, and we talked about it on air.

00:19:51.780 And they lost, man.

00:19:53.880 And they lost.

00:19:56.280 And it was, I mean, the next day I literally felt like, I felt like they won, but they didn't advance.

00:20:05.980 If that makes any sense.

00:20:07.820 And I just felt bad for some of those young guys.

00:20:10.980 And I felt like this.

00:20:12.300 There's a last play, and I think it'll always be one of the stranger plays in NFL football.

00:20:17.740 Where Mr. Williams, he's going for the tackle.

00:20:22.540 And Mr. Diggs, he plays on the Minnesota Vikings.

00:20:25.720 He has the ball.

00:20:27.140 And Mr. Williams tries to hit that man.

00:20:29.700 And he misses him completely.

00:20:32.260 But he shouldn't have.

00:20:35.400 And for me, I think this is why it happened.

00:20:37.620 I think it happened because they called two really bad penalties on Mr. Williams early in the game.

00:20:44.960 And Mr. Williams, this is his first year in the NFL.

00:20:47.500 And this is his biggest game of his career.

00:20:51.520 If you look back, there couldn't have been a bigger game for this gentleman.

00:20:58.540 And I mean, I think he's an African-American gentleman.

00:21:00.760 He might be a full black. 0.86

00:21:02.300 I don't know.

00:21:03.460 Mixed guy.

00:21:04.140 I'm not sure.

00:21:05.340 But he plays defensive back.

00:21:07.680 And I believe he's number 43.

00:21:09.580 And he's had a great year.

00:21:10.840 I almost want to say he, I don't know if he went to the Pro Bowl, but he's had a great year.

00:21:16.020 And I think that they make those bad calls in the NFL early because they don't let these guys play football anymore.

00:21:22.800 And then by the end of the game, he was nervous.

00:21:26.300 You have these guys nervous to play football.

00:21:29.280 And that's weird because it's football.

00:21:31.820 And I just think sometimes it's like, these guys know they're playing football.

00:21:37.380 Yes, we want to make the game safer for them.

00:21:39.780 But we don't want to make them so nervous to make a play that there aren't any more great plays made.

00:21:47.420 You know, I mean, because the way it should have broke down was that he should have made that tackle and that game should have ended.

00:21:53.200 But he's afraid to touch the guy now because he's already had two not good pass interference calls made against him.

00:22:01.820 So you've got a scared rookie out there.

00:22:04.840 You know, just because of the way the play calling, he's worked his whole career to get up to this point.

00:22:09.240 And now just because of the way that the penalties are being called, he's nervous.

00:22:14.580 I just don't think it creates the best product.

00:22:17.180 Now, I think they should make the helmets out of rubber.

00:22:19.620 Make the field out of something a little more cavalier.

00:22:22.220 You know, maybe denim.

00:22:25.840 Something where these men aren't, you know, they don't have to kill each other, but they can still hit each other.

00:22:32.540 Because a lot of these men are dogs.

00:22:35.540 A lot of these men are Rottweiler, Bichon, you know, jacked up Russell Terrier,

00:22:43.140 aficionado, fucking pit bulls.

00:22:50.300 And they want to attack.

00:22:52.460 So then you have them all, you got this awkward stuff going on there.

00:22:55.480 I feel like most of the, there's a lot more anger going on at the end of the play when they're yelling at each other than there is on the field,

00:23:02.780 than there is during the actual plays these days.

00:23:05.960 But yet, maybe the NFL is more popular than ever.

00:23:08.460 I don't know.

00:23:09.220 I don't know what the numbers are.

00:23:11.220 But for me, at halftime of that game, I felt like I was watching a really advanced flag football.

00:23:18.320 And maybe that's just what the world is becoming.

00:23:20.620 Maybe we're becoming flag football.

00:23:23.620 I mean, it's hard to be a man.

00:23:26.200 It's hard to be a man.

00:23:28.300 But I'll say this as well, that the one, the thing that consoled me and made me feel better,

00:23:33.880 and I was talking about this on Facebook Live last night,

00:23:35.940 was that watching the videos of the Minnesota Vikings fans,

00:23:40.540 watching the videos of them feel joy and feel, you know, feel excitement and just the joy.

00:23:49.460 Just them, just elated.

00:23:51.600 Just them to know that a miracle can happen in a second, that something could change.

00:23:56.480 And that made me feel picked up.

00:23:59.580 You know, because it took me out of me thinking about, oh, my team lost.

00:24:02.860 And still, my team had still lost.

00:24:06.140 But now another team had won.

00:24:09.380 Another group of people were feeling something good.

00:24:13.160 So it made the illness that I was afflicted by, the downs.

00:24:20.280 And I'm not talking down syndrome.

00:24:21.700 I'm talking about feeling downs in the dumps.

00:24:25.140 Down in the dumps.

00:24:25.860 It even, it lifted that a little bit because if you added those two sums up and divided them by two,

00:24:32.740 you know, it sets me a little closer to the middle than it does if I'm just down and you divide that by two.

00:24:40.440 So that's what did it for me.

00:24:42.320 But, man, what a season by the Saints.

00:24:44.840 You know, I'm still, I think Sean Payton got the luckiest draft ever.

00:24:47.800 I think they've had the weird, I think his ego has gotten out of control.

00:24:51.820 I don't think he's been the same coach since they won the previous Super Bowl when he got divorced.

00:24:58.780 To me, and this is all speculation, you know, this is all just me being a fan.

00:25:03.680 I mean, I love the Saints.

00:25:08.420 But to me, I feel like players respond differently over the years to a married man,

00:25:13.840 a man who's out there and is toeing the line each day and going to work and leading by example.

00:25:24.040 And then, you know, he was, you know, he's hobnobbing with these ladies and he's in the club

00:25:28.080 and he's, you know, doing the Dougie and all this shit over the years.

00:25:31.560 And I think that that changed some of the vibe over there.

00:25:34.880 But it was tough to see.

00:25:36.240 I wanted to see Drew Brees versus Tom Brady in the Super Bowl.

00:25:39.820 I will actually be in Jacksonville this weekend, popping off down there in Jacksonville.

00:25:45.820 And if you ever want to find a dead body, I suggest you go to Jacksonville

00:25:50.020 because it seems like the kind of area where people are straight up HNCs, you know what I'm saying?

00:25:56.700 Hiding carcasses.

00:26:00.060 And that's a fact, Jack.

00:26:02.560 You know, I used to drive along the interstate when I was young.

00:26:05.120 I used to peek out the window and look for bodies in the distance.

00:26:08.220 And a lot of you guys know I found two fingers in the woods when I was young

00:26:10.900 and turned them over to the police.

00:26:12.860 And the man put them in a Ziploc bag and threw them in the trunk of his car and took off.

00:26:17.900 So I haven't found a whole body, but I'll be damned if I haven't found about at least probably

00:26:22.200 maybe 1% of a body.

00:26:25.440 All right, let's get into a little bit more stuff that's going on here.

00:26:30.480 It's hard to be a man these days.

00:26:34.840 It's hard.

00:26:36.500 And I think the toughness for me, I mean, especially in Los Angeles.

00:26:41.200 You can't good luck meeting a woman. 1.00

00:26:42.640 The best you can hope for these days in Los Angeles is you go out to the club.

00:26:48.680 Don't, you know, you don't get in a lawsuit.

00:26:51.480 That's the big thing.

00:26:52.480 You know, like they should open up a club where it's called NDA, non-disclosure agreement.

00:27:00.600 Everybody signs one before they go in just to know that, you know, if you wink at a woman, 0.89

00:27:07.620 she's not going to say you tried to, you took a swing at her with your eyelashes.

00:27:12.480 Because it's getting wild.

00:27:14.600 I won't even masturbate locally.

00:27:16.560 I refuse to masturbate locally.

00:27:18.040 I'll drive out to Riverside or I'll drive out there near Commerce Casino and, you know,

00:27:24.100 spray out around back of there, around that area.

00:27:27.240 You know, not at a park, you know, in a safer area.

00:27:32.660 But I'm not jerking locally.

00:27:34.680 You're crazy.

00:27:37.220 You are crazy.

00:27:39.800 I'm afraid even, I'm thinking about getting a bunch of garlic and hanging it up.

00:27:44.480 Because I'm afraid that some woman out there is going to buy a Ouija board 1.00

00:27:48.420 and accuse me of trying to, you know, diddle up in her seance zones. 0.96

00:27:57.400 So it's tough.

00:27:59.560 It's tough.

00:28:00.280 I mean, I think there's probably a lot of men out there who are, you know,

00:28:03.280 getting involved in homosexuality because they don't even, they're just tired of it. 0.86

00:28:06.160 They're like, look, dude, let's go back to your place.

00:28:10.120 You know, let's both be fucking just blindfold each other and just act like, you know,

00:28:17.400 pretend, you know, maybe play sounds of women in the background or something. 0.53

00:28:22.940 I don't know.

00:28:24.780 But it's tough.

00:28:25.660 And you had the big case with Aziz Ansari.

00:28:29.900 We talked about it the other day a little bit.

00:28:33.780 And I get nervous to talk about some of this stuff.

00:28:36.120 And I know I shouldn't.

00:28:39.200 But I'll say this.

00:28:40.060 I mean, I could see, when I read this story, I could see this being Aziz-type behavior to me.

00:28:48.920 I mean, you know, Aziz is one of the only comedians I've ever met where when I shook his hand,

00:28:53.120 he didn't look at me.

00:28:54.100 You know, he just is like, he seemed to me like he has this vibe about him that he's better than other people,

00:29:02.080 which is fine.

00:29:03.800 Maybe he is in some realms.

00:29:06.320 But, you know, I haven't really, I've, you know,

00:29:09.480 the only other comedian that didn't look at me when he shook my hand was Chappelle.

00:29:13.080 And that's fine.

00:29:14.520 I mean, Chappelle is, you know, he's really good at what he, I mean, he's, he's a legend.

00:29:20.460 You know, his new special, man, I haven't seen the second hour, but that first hour.

00:29:24.640 It might, it might have saved comedy by him talking about things that, just to make words okay to say.

00:29:32.380 Um, but yeah, you had this instance, it was a crazy instance.

00:29:37.300 And then years later, uh, you know, the girl brings it up and it's, it's tough.

00:29:41.940 You know, it's, and I think some women are probably confused about the me too.

00:29:47.340 Do I say something?

00:29:48.680 Was it really something?

00:29:49.900 You know, if, say if a woman's only had one, one sexual experience and it was uncomfortable,

00:29:56.500 but over the, say, was she, say she had five more over the next two years or she's going

00:30:03.120 to have five more.

00:30:03.900 And then she'll realize that it wasn't uncomfortable.

00:30:05.520 That it was just her scope of, of knowing what was, what, you know, it getting involved

00:30:12.000 with someone was like sexually was limited.

00:30:15.900 Limited, but she makes that claim now, you know, and put someone's name out there because 1.00

00:30:23.260 that's the thing.

00:30:24.020 It's just so damaging.

00:30:24.940 And maybe, or maybe it was a bad instance that a girl had, you know, but it's just,

00:30:32.160 I think it's, I don't know how you get this right.

00:30:38.620 Cause also there's, there's some things out there, you know, because you don't want, it

00:30:43.560 seemed like it was handled.

00:30:44.640 When I read back on this Aziz Ansari situation, it seems like it was handled between the two

00:30:49.300 of them.

00:30:49.740 She texted him the next day and let him know that she felt like she was not appreciated.

00:30:56.000 She felt like he didn't take, he didn't recognize proper signs.

00:31:00.720 And I wouldn't be surprised.

00:31:03.040 It sounds like he didn't, but it also sounds like there were other signs where if you're

00:31:07.600 a man that's in the heat of that beat, that you are not going to be probably as keen to

00:31:13.660 notice them.

00:31:14.360 You know what I mean?

00:31:16.460 When a man gets overcome with sex sensuality, you know, it's almost like somebody takes

00:31:22.420 out a fucking little, uh, mallet and starts just beating a mallet at the base of their 0.94

00:31:28.940 spine.

00:31:29.960 And then that rattle goes up their back and that's a sex rattle. 1.00

00:31:34.000 And they start wanting to do sex and experience sex and titties and everything. 0.81

00:31:42.040 Or even if it's, it's just, it overcomes, it's a limbic thing that arousal you.

00:31:47.980 I mean, you look and look in the jungle when a lion see a girl lion in the distance or a

00:31:55.940 cheetah, you know, or a lynx that's wearing some tight, you know, they have some tight fur 1.00

00:32:02.980 on her legs.

00:32:04.480 He perks up.

00:32:07.120 And at that point when he's perked up, there's, it's tough to notice things.

00:32:12.880 It's tough probably to notice smaller signs because the foot, the biological foot of the

00:32:19.860 universe that tells you, that pushes you towards procreation and doing skeet out of your body

00:32:27.340 is already being accelerated.

00:32:31.440 So it's, it's like, you know, it's tough to, how do we manage that when it is beyond,

00:32:40.580 when it, when it is beyond, it's not our choice sometimes.

00:32:48.640 Now at the point, if you know, like, of course, I'm not saying if you, some girl, if a girl

00:32:54.020 or a guy, if you're doing male on male sex, if a man is being, you know, saying he don't

00:33:01.280 want it, he doesn't want it, he's not interested, no, then you need to know that shit.

00:33:08.920 And we all, and part of us, I mean, a lot of this comes back to people taking responsibility

00:33:12.580 for themselves.

00:33:15.880 No means no, that's easy.

00:33:17.580 That's why it is no.

00:33:19.660 They gave an opposite to no, and it's yes. 0.90

00:33:22.020 That's the things.

00:33:24.460 But ladies also, you know, to be so empowered and so in control of yourself, but then to

00:33:31.800 show up and it sounded from this Aziz story to stay in an environment where it wasn't the

00:33:38.020 most suited for comfort, I don't know.

00:33:44.320 You know, it just creates, there's a lot of gray area in all this is what I'm saying.

00:33:50.960 And I feel like a lot of this, and a lot of this I've always said goes back to what's

00:33:58.600 going on in these classrooms when people are children and when children are children, those

00:34:04.840 same people, that's what I'm talking about, because the shit we're teaching each other,

00:34:10.780 the shit we're teaching our kids, I don't give a fuck about most of it.

00:34:17.860 You know, I don't, these days I don't care if my kid can, you know, do times tables past

00:34:25.040 nine, I do care if my kid knows how to share his feelings with someone else.

00:34:37.600 And I'm not saying share what he thinks, because everybody's doing that shit.

00:34:42.280 You know, everybody's woke and all this bullshit.

00:34:45.660 And a lot of that is bullshit to me.

00:34:48.280 You want to get really woke?

00:34:50.020 Try and understand what somebody else is going through.

00:34:58.120 I'm just so sick of fucking hash, a hashtag does nothing.

00:35:03.500 It does nothing.

00:35:06.620 You know, there might be some awareness, but what it really does for, you know, if you want

00:35:11.040 to help something, go help it.

00:35:13.380 Donate.

00:35:13.740 You know, I'm just so, it's like, I don't know, I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking

00:35:20.020 about, dude.

00:35:20.840 But it's hard, it's tough out there for men, and it's, and I can't believe that these aren't

00:35:24.760 the things that we're starting to teach each other, teach children in an education system.

00:35:29.660 Half the people ain't even fucking paying attention in school anyway.

00:35:34.720 So let's teach, let's get in, let's get that goo goo.

00:35:38.160 Let's get into people's juju, you know?

00:35:41.080 Crack open that sternum. 1.00

00:35:42.440 Get the mayor to stumping.

00:35:45.820 Because when a man gets out there, he needs to know how to be a man.

00:35:51.960 And, you know, with women, there's so much empowerment, so much after the fact empowerment. 0.99

00:35:56.940 Let's get the empowerment early. 1.00

00:36:00.400 Let's get the empowerment, let's get the me too in second grade.

00:36:06.400 And start teaching kids what it's like, and what kind of the vibe is like in certain instances.

00:36:14.780 You know, we're so, you know, we have such a weird thing about sex here in America.

00:36:19.080 We have such a weird thing about sex.

00:36:21.740 And maybe I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

00:36:23.500 And you know what?

00:36:24.720 That's highly, highly plausible.

00:36:26.420 We had some calls that came in, though, man.

00:36:30.560 I'm going to go through a couple of those a little bit right now.

00:36:33.080 Some neat thoughts.

00:36:33.980 And thank you for hitting the hotline.

00:36:36.440 And that number is 985-664-9503.

00:36:41.040 Here we go.

00:36:41.520 And you know what?

00:36:58.040 I can't even remember if I already played that call or not.

00:37:01.100 So.

00:37:02.260 But yeah, will we get them next year?

00:37:04.280 It's all there is to say.

00:37:05.860 Because only one team wins it.

00:37:08.740 And only one team wins it.

00:37:10.440 And there's still some good teams in it.

00:37:12.460 There's some great fan bases.

00:37:14.600 You know, Philadelphia, great fan base.

00:37:16.100 Minnesota, great fan base.

00:37:18.220 You know, they're going to be out there.

00:37:19.560 It's going to create some good new rivalries.

00:37:22.120 That's exciting.

00:37:23.700 Jacksonville's in there.

00:37:25.400 Dude.

00:37:27.660 Anything is good for Jacksonville.

00:37:29.580 And I'll be there this weekend, actually, at the Comedy Club.

00:37:32.240 So I just wanted to let you guys know that.

00:37:33.760 That I'll be in Jacksonville at the Comedy Club this weekend.

00:37:37.220 And I will also be, I'll be coming up in Tacoma in March.

00:37:43.940 You can go look at that.

00:37:44.640 It's on the calendar now.

00:37:46.120 And the April dates will be on the calendar this week.

00:37:48.180 A lot of dates are popping up on there.

00:37:50.360 Okay.

00:37:50.720 Here we go with another call that came in.

00:37:53.100 This was Aubrey.

00:37:55.200 Let's check it.

00:37:55.960 Hey, Theo.

00:37:56.580 This is Aubrey from Pittsburgh.

00:37:58.380 We've had some fun little Instagram exchanges.

00:38:01.080 Sometimes, you know, nothing dirty or anything.

00:38:03.800 I'm a dog walker.

00:38:05.040 I listen to you while I'm...

00:38:06.800 Oh, yeah.

00:38:07.340 Aubrey out there with them bitches. 1.00

00:38:09.680 Walking dogs.

00:38:11.420 And this is a good line.

00:38:12.820 And this isn't my line.

00:38:13.660 A friend of mine told me this one time.

00:38:15.140 If you see a lady walking a dog.

00:38:17.580 And the dog is a male dog.

00:38:22.480 Then you say to the lady, you say,

00:38:24.200 Hey, that's a pretty girl you got there. 1.00

00:38:26.540 And she says, um, it's a male.

00:38:30.360 And you say, oh, I was talking to the dog.

00:38:34.680 And then that lets her know that you trying to...

00:38:37.460 You trying to catch that little dirt...

00:38:39.440 You trying to catch her little dirty frisbee in your mouth.

00:38:41.800 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:42.600 Her! 1.00

00:38:43.660 What the fuck am I even talking about?

00:38:45.100 All right, let's go.

00:38:45.700 Here we go.

00:38:46.400 Walking the old puppies.

00:38:48.420 I listened to today's podcast a little bit surprised

00:38:51.380 at the exchange with you and Zoe.

00:38:56.540 You know...

00:38:58.180 And she's talking about Zoe Monroe.

00:39:00.400 And Zoe Monroe, even though she's named after, obviously,

00:39:03.380 a Civil War general,

00:39:04.760 who also probably stole the name from a Native American,

00:39:07.380 M-U-N-R-O. 1.00

00:39:08.960 But Zoe Monroe is a butt actress. 1.00

00:39:13.080 She does, you know, all types of butt activities 1.00

00:39:14.960 and, you know, tits, circus, and all of that. 1.00

00:39:19.680 Sex artist.

00:39:20.960 Pornography.

00:39:22.440 And she called it in the last week's episode. 0.86

00:39:24.520 Onward.

00:39:24.760 Talking about the dark arts all the time

00:39:26.840 and how much you kind of are sort of against masturbation

00:39:31.220 with the porn and everything.

00:39:33.740 And then to have that, I mean, kind of weird.

00:39:37.080 Okay, so you're saying it's kind of weird that we had her on

00:39:41.220 and then also, but those are things I'm against.

00:39:44.040 I agree.

00:39:45.340 And we needed that.

00:39:46.340 We needed to talk to a pornographer

00:39:48.740 to know if it's okay to pleasure oneself to dead artists.

00:39:54.040 And I've still come to the conclusion I don't think it's cool.

00:39:57.220 I don't think it's cool.

00:39:58.320 And I've also thought that we might get a seancer on here. 1.00

00:40:03.400 Someone who does seancers 1.00

00:40:04.780 and get in touch with one of the deceased porn artists

00:40:08.780 and see if we can ask them personally

00:40:11.020 and get their word.

00:40:12.900 So, if you guys think that's a cool idea

00:40:15.120 or it's a weird idea, whatever,

00:40:16.140 put it in that YouTube,

00:40:17.500 into the comments down there,

00:40:18.940 and we'll see kind of what the vibe is on that.

00:40:22.520 Not to continue to discuss porn,

00:40:24.720 but, you know, it's tough.

00:40:27.580 And I've landed on the fact

00:40:28.520 that I don't think it's okay to jerk off to the deceased.

00:40:30.900 And I don't think that's crazy.

00:40:32.760 If you're driving down the road

00:40:34.160 and you're jerking off, okay? 0.88

00:40:37.280 You know, this is just a hypothesis.

00:40:39.940 You're driving down the road

00:40:41.040 and you are just touching your little fucking long green bean, 0.99

00:40:45.300 you know?

00:40:45.900 And that could be your wiener

00:40:46.960 or it could be some lady's got that freaking, 1.00

00:40:50.080 you know, they got that tender lima down there, you know?

00:40:54.180 But you're touching that green bean

00:40:55.800 and you see a dead body

00:40:59.060 and it's sexy.

00:41:01.580 It's wearing a bathing suit.

00:41:03.060 You're going to jerk off?

00:41:05.560 No.

00:41:06.520 So, that's really where, you know,

00:41:08.080 some of my thoughts come from.

00:41:09.840 But I see what you're saying.

00:41:11.180 We have her on the, we talk to her

00:41:12.520 and, you know, it's like,

00:41:14.180 well, if we're against the dark arts

00:41:15.560 and we're trying to stay out of our crotch 0.95

00:41:16.960 and stay out of, you know,

00:41:18.020 vibing into our dirty pleasures,

00:41:20.060 then why are we discussing things with her?

00:41:22.100 Well, we needed her as a reference. 0.88

00:41:24.600 And secondarily, you know, like,

00:41:27.780 I mean, I,

00:41:28.580 I would not want my sister doing pornography. 1.00

00:41:33.780 You know, it would make me feel a certain way.

00:41:36.080 So, and also wanted to have Zoe just,

00:41:41.560 you know, I guess I just,

00:41:43.100 I just wanted to,

00:41:45.060 you know, also hear her

00:41:47.120 and not just have to talk about sex

00:41:49.340 and just be thinking about,

00:41:50.920 you know, a little bit more of a human take

00:41:52.500 on what's going on sexually.

00:41:55.140 You know, and she said,

00:41:56.220 some things that were interesting to me

00:41:57.380 is that,

00:41:58.260 that what she thinks her job is 1.00

00:42:00.040 is selling fantasies.

00:42:01.260 And I'd never had it put to me like that before.

00:42:05.640 But that's a lot of what it,

00:42:06.920 that's, it's so,

00:42:07.940 it made it suddenly so obvious to me.

00:42:10.380 Because I would see things in pornography

00:42:11.940 and then hope to catch them out here

00:42:13.800 in the real life.

00:42:15.660 But most of that's fantasy.

00:42:18.240 Most of that's not realistic.

00:42:21.100 You know?

00:42:22.420 Nobody's,

00:42:22.820 no chick is bringing by,

00:42:24.800 you know,

00:42:26.600 a pizza

00:42:27.240 and wants to fuck 0.90

00:42:28.620 and not even have to get paid for the pizza.

00:42:30.800 That's, you know,

00:42:31.900 most,

00:42:32.180 most chicks aren't hitchhiking 1.00

00:42:33.760 and going to fuck you and your car 1.00

00:42:36.120 after they get in.

00:42:37.620 You know,

00:42:38.080 it is fantasy.

00:42:39.300 And I didn't,

00:42:39.880 I never even realized that.

00:42:41.560 To me,

00:42:42.180 I was just so intent

00:42:43.380 when I would cut it on

00:42:44.660 to seeing the bodies

00:42:45.560 and seeing the,

00:42:46.700 you know,

00:42:47.480 the,

00:42:47.800 the angles

00:42:49.640 and the,

00:42:50.660 and the,

00:42:51.720 just,

00:42:52.120 just crotches 0.92

00:42:53.180 just attacking each other.

00:42:55.580 You know,

00:42:56.080 just like a damn,

00:42:58.260 you know,

00:42:58.740 just like the battle of,

00:42:59.860 you know,

00:43:01.560 bulger.

00:43:03.120 And I was so used to seeing that,

00:43:05.060 that I wasn't focused

00:43:05.800 on what else was going on.

00:43:06.880 I couldn't see what else was going on.

00:43:08.280 So it was interesting

00:43:08.760 to hear her take on it.

00:43:10.880 But that's why I needed,

00:43:12.160 we needed to have a reference

00:43:13.080 and,

00:43:14.000 and so we asked her.

00:43:16.300 Because she still,

00:43:17.280 you know,

00:43:17.480 even though it is tempting

00:43:18.940 to have her around,

00:43:19.700 I didn't go jerk off.

00:43:21.760 You know,

00:43:22.400 I texted with her and said,

00:43:23.300 thank you.

00:43:24.180 And that was it.

00:43:27.840 You know,

00:43:28.500 but I'm sure there's a lot of dudes

00:43:29.720 out there who listen to the podcast

00:43:31.180 who,

00:43:31.660 who checked in

00:43:32.520 and next thing you know,

00:43:34.260 you know,

00:43:34.680 they're out there firing,

00:43:36.220 you know,

00:43:37.260 that body sauce

00:43:38.140 out at a whole new

00:43:39.180 internet,

00:43:40.980 you know,

00:43:42.300 staring at that dirty balloon knot

00:43:44.840 and getting a peep at that thing,

00:43:47.300 at that dark wink.

00:43:49.380 And it's out there.

00:43:51.080 And maybe I shouldn't have.

00:43:52.000 And I appreciate you bringing that up,

00:43:53.300 Aubrey.

00:43:53.500 And maybe I shouldn't have.

00:43:54.200 Maybe I should have thought more about that.

00:43:56.340 But I wanted to try and,

00:43:57.660 you know,

00:43:58.280 in hindsight,

00:43:59.120 I was seeing like,

00:43:59.820 maybe this just kind of humanizes

00:44:01.240 what's going on here

00:44:02.520 a little bit more.

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00:45:35.040 There's speculation

00:45:36.280 out there

00:45:36.820 that Donald Trump,

00:45:38.080 President Donald Trump,

00:45:39.300 paid off a hooker 1.00

00:45:41.200 that he allegedly

00:45:42.480 slept with

00:45:43.080 at some point

00:45:43.760 in his life.

00:45:45.680 I don't know

00:45:46.300 if the news stories

00:45:46.820 are true

00:45:47.280 or if they're false.

00:45:48.760 But here's what

00:45:49.520 I don't understand

00:45:50.360 sometimes about the news.

00:45:52.480 Who fucking

00:45:53.560 doesn't think

00:45:54.580 that this occurred?

00:45:56.920 Like sometimes

00:45:57.640 the news keeps

00:45:58.480 saying shit to me

00:45:59.700 that I'm like

00:46:00.920 no shit.

00:46:03.360 You think I think

00:46:04.340 he only had sex 0.73

00:46:05.620 with one prostitute 0.52

00:46:07.020 in his life?

00:46:08.340 No.

00:46:09.300 He's Donald

00:46:10.340 fucking Trump.

00:46:12.480 He's just like

00:46:13.420 all these other

00:46:14.200 I mean he's just

00:46:15.420 like fucking 0.86

00:46:16.120 I know dudes

00:46:18.100 who have $30

00:46:18.760 and they've had

00:46:19.580 sex with a hooker. 1.00

00:46:21.540 I bet if you

00:46:22.380 looked it up

00:46:22.940 these days

00:46:23.440 I bet probably

00:46:24.220 I bet 30%

00:46:26.120 of men in America

00:46:26.880 have had sex

00:46:27.500 with prostitutes. 0.67

00:46:28.580 Now that doesn't

00:46:29.320 I'm not justifying

00:46:30.640 what happened

00:46:31.360 but certainly

00:46:33.440 if I see Donald Trump

00:46:34.420 yeah

00:46:34.820 that's the thing

00:46:37.080 it's like

00:46:37.420 people think

00:46:39.100 that this is news

00:46:40.500 it's not

00:46:41.660 news to who

00:46:43.120 like who doesn't

00:46:45.080 who with a real mind

00:46:46.600 in their head

00:46:47.480 looks at Donald Trump

00:46:48.840 and thinks like

00:46:49.280 ah he's never had

00:46:50.180 a prostitute 0.99

00:46:50.880 or he's never paid

00:46:52.320 a woman for a crazy party 1.00

00:46:53.800 like I just don't

00:46:56.560 understand sometimes

00:46:57.700 you know

00:47:00.200 but I do notice

00:47:01.100 that I look on

00:47:01.760 you know

00:47:01.960 if you look on

00:47:02.440 news sites

00:47:03.000 every politician

00:47:04.580 is now being

00:47:06.580 called a piece

00:47:07.340 of shit

00:47:08.720 doesn't matter

00:47:09.620 doesn't matter

00:47:10.520 what party

00:47:11.220 doesn't matter

00:47:12.060 what affiliation

00:47:13.120 all of them

00:47:14.420 because what I

00:47:16.220 start to notice

00:47:16.740 is that Hollywood

00:47:17.720 Hollywood is more

00:47:19.400 powerful these days

00:47:21.080 than

00:47:22.340 politics

00:47:23.880 Hollywood is our

00:47:26.200 is our

00:47:28.240 political

00:47:29.420 it's our

00:47:32.080 politics

00:47:32.860 you know

00:47:34.380 the presidents

00:47:35.040 are these people

00:47:36.140 that are running

00:47:37.300 these huge businesses

00:47:38.380 you know

00:47:40.300 those are

00:47:41.100 those figureheads

00:47:42.300 are obviously

00:47:43.660 have been made

00:47:45.400 by the media

00:47:45.860 to seem more

00:47:46.900 important

00:47:47.740 or better

00:47:48.500 or wiser

00:47:49.340 and that's where

00:47:51.700 we are now

00:47:52.500 and you can start

00:47:53.720 to see how

00:47:54.620 because the media

00:47:55.700 like these news

00:47:56.380 sites

00:47:56.720 that's

00:47:57.360 that's Hollywood

00:47:58.920 like what's

00:48:00.600 happening

00:48:01.060 is the news

00:48:02.560 what's happening

00:48:03.980 is reality

00:48:05.360 but the way

00:48:06.220 that it's presented

00:48:06.820 to us by the media

00:48:07.880 and the media

00:48:08.780 itself is

00:48:09.620 that's Hollywood

00:48:10.480 that's a media

00:48:11.400 so I

00:48:13.360 and I'm not like

00:48:14.000 becoming some

00:48:14.620 conspiracy theorist

00:48:15.860 I'm not a dude

00:48:16.880 I just

00:48:17.740 I want to check

00:48:20.260 myself before

00:48:21.120 I let something

00:48:21.960 wreck me

00:48:22.560 and I just

00:48:24.820 start to notice

00:48:25.520 I just started

00:48:26.060 to notice

00:48:26.700 it's like man

00:48:27.480 every

00:48:28.060 every story

00:48:29.580 is about

00:48:31.820 how politics

00:48:32.540 and I've always

00:48:33.640 I've never

00:48:34.040 I've never thought

00:48:34.640 politicians were

00:48:35.440 the cat's meow

00:48:36.940 like

00:48:37.260 who believes

00:48:38.400 that anymore

00:48:39.100 you know

00:48:41.620 I don't know

00:48:42.420 if you can find

00:48:43.120 a hero

00:48:43.660 because all

00:48:45.380 these heroes

00:48:46.200 that are always

00:48:47.080 you know

00:48:47.520 sold to us

00:48:48.720 they're not real

00:48:50.820 they all fail

00:48:53.200 because we're not

00:48:56.140 we are

00:48:58.140 mortal

00:48:59.240 we can't

00:49:03.300 be

00:49:04.660 we can try

00:49:06.480 to be heroes

00:49:08.140 but I don't know

00:49:08.820 if we can

00:49:09.620 you know

00:49:12.920 I don't know

00:49:13.580 if we can

00:49:14.280 be to a level

00:49:15.680 that

00:49:17.340 triumphs

00:49:20.660 the

00:49:23.760 the

00:49:24.260 the

00:49:26.160 the

00:49:26.560 the

00:49:28.460 value

00:49:29.820 that is out there

00:49:30.880 to pull heroes down

00:49:32.220 because there's

00:49:34.300 value in building them up

00:49:35.420 and there's value

00:49:36.000 in building them down

00:49:36.880 and breaking them down

00:49:38.180 I mean in all these

00:49:39.480 you know

00:49:39.760 all these

00:49:40.100 you know

00:49:40.600 the media

00:49:40.980 all these websites

00:49:41.880 and the clicks

00:49:42.440 that's all

00:49:42.920 it's a formula now

00:49:44.260 build them up

00:49:44.960 find something

00:49:45.800 that breaks them down

00:49:46.600 then we got the

00:49:47.540 comeback

00:49:47.900 it's like

00:49:48.500 you know

00:49:49.520 it's just

00:49:49.820 there's a lot

00:49:50.620 out there

00:49:51.220 that's just

00:49:52.260 it's formulaic

00:49:53.360 now

00:49:53.680 but I start

00:49:55.260 to see that

00:49:56.120 you know

00:49:56.760 the news

00:49:57.320 just beats

00:49:57.840 every politician

00:49:59.220 now

00:49:59.640 everyone

00:50:02.300 and I think

00:50:03.100 it's because

00:50:03.700 that Hollywood

00:50:04.560 that's our

00:50:06.060 that's the politics

00:50:06.900 these days

00:50:07.580 they have more

00:50:08.220 power

00:50:08.880 they have more

00:50:11.520 power than

00:50:12.280 these

00:50:12.720 overall

00:50:14.880 they're the ones

00:50:15.880 running this show

00:50:17.020 because they are

00:50:18.320 controlling

00:50:18.960 the cameras

00:50:20.080 and I'm not saying

00:50:21.420 that it's a bad thing

00:50:22.520 I'm not saying

00:50:23.220 that there's bad

00:50:23.760 stuff out there

00:50:24.620 that everything's bad

00:50:26.400 but I'm just saying

00:50:27.520 to me

00:50:28.740 you have to have

00:50:29.900 some awareness

00:50:30.540 about that

00:50:31.260 and I'm happy

00:50:33.100 to be wrong

00:50:33.600 on that too

00:50:34.040 dude

00:50:34.200 I could be a

00:50:34.860 fucking weirdo

00:50:35.980 I really easily

00:50:37.980 could

00:50:38.420 alright cool

00:50:40.120 I want to get

00:50:40.500 into a couple

00:50:41.780 of calls

00:50:42.100 that came

00:50:42.380 we had a mother

00:50:42.920 that called

00:50:43.340 last week

00:50:43.960 and she's

00:50:45.100 raising

00:50:45.420 a son

00:50:46.820 she's having

00:50:47.480 her second

00:50:47.920 child

00:50:48.340 and she

00:50:50.120 wanted advice

00:50:50.800 on what

00:50:51.320 to say

00:50:52.200 to her son

00:50:52.580 or how to

00:50:53.000 behave to her son 0.61

00:50:53.540 and make him

00:50:53.860 be a better man

00:50:54.760 but right before

00:50:56.420 we get to that

00:50:57.120 we had this call

00:50:58.020 that came in

00:50:58.720 here we go

00:50:59.380 hey Theo

00:51:00.080 I was diving

00:51:01.080 into the dark

00:51:01.780 arts a little bit

00:51:02.700 and we've all

00:51:04.000 been there brother

00:51:04.560 and you're not

00:51:04.900 a bad guy

00:51:05.460 for doing that

00:51:06.240 I mean hell

00:51:07.080 I practically

00:51:07.480 served him up

00:51:08.100 to you

00:51:08.340 last episode

00:51:09.240 by introducing

00:51:10.520 you to

00:51:10.940 you know

00:51:11.460 to a new

00:51:12.720 receptacle

00:51:13.220 for dark

00:51:13.660 arts

00:51:14.040 and it's

00:51:15.240 tough out

00:51:15.560 there for

00:51:15.800 all men

00:51:16.140 right now

00:51:16.560 I won't

00:51:17.140 even jerk

00:51:17.560 off on land

00:51:18.200 usually

00:51:18.440 I go out

00:51:18.780 to a pier

00:51:19.320 and I jerk

00:51:20.200 off off a pier

00:51:21.160 you know

00:51:22.340 at least that way

00:51:22.880 maybe I catch

00:51:23.460 international water

00:51:24.300 laws or something

00:51:25.100 you know

00:51:26.520 but who knows

00:51:27.100 there's a

00:51:27.580 you know

00:51:28.000 there's

00:51:29.220 there's a lady 1.00

00:51:29.840 700 miles away

00:51:30.800 with strong

00:51:31.340 binoculars

00:51:31.960 and next thing

00:51:32.420 you know

00:51:32.540 I'm in court

00:51:33.020 you know

00:51:34.320 for pleasure

00:51:34.720 of myself

00:51:35.200 out into the

00:51:35.660 ocean

00:51:35.940 but

00:51:37.240 anyway

00:51:37.960 onward

00:51:38.360 Christmas time

00:51:39.520 when your exes

00:51:41.000 come back into town

00:51:42.100 or you come back

00:51:43.080 into town

00:51:43.700 and start hitting

00:51:45.000 each other up

00:51:45.720 got a question

00:51:46.640 about

00:51:47.080 when does that

00:51:48.180 stop

00:51:48.720 because I'm young

00:51:49.940 21

00:51:50.720 when does that

00:51:52.180 go away

00:51:52.740 that you and your

00:51:53.540 exes

00:51:54.060 stop trying to

00:51:55.240 link up

00:51:55.680 every single

00:51:56.860 holiday

00:51:57.300 21 man

00:51:58.940 I bet you got

00:51:59.360 nice skin on you

00:52:00.380 and I'm not saying

00:52:01.980 that trying to be

00:52:02.600 wild with you

00:52:03.220 but I am saying

00:52:03.840 that just to

00:52:04.640 you know

00:52:05.640 because at my age

00:52:06.620 you like seeing

00:52:08.020 nice skin

00:52:08.520 it's on

00:52:09.720 anything it's on

00:52:10.680 it's nice

00:52:11.220 you know

00:52:12.120 you see some

00:52:12.480 nice skin

00:52:13.000 on a 21 year old

00:52:13.940 boy

00:52:14.100 and you're like

00:52:14.320 oh he got

00:52:14.800 nice skin

00:52:15.380 you know

00:52:16.500 and I recognize

00:52:17.060 it where I

00:52:17.540 recognize it

00:52:18.420 but hopefully

00:52:20.600 your question

00:52:21.200 or your

00:52:21.700 thing you're

00:52:22.580 talking about

00:52:23.020 is people

00:52:23.880 coming home

00:52:24.220 from the

00:52:24.460 holidays

00:52:24.760 and hooking

00:52:25.140 up with

00:52:25.440 their exes

00:52:26.000 or you know

00:52:26.440 getting in

00:52:26.880 touch

00:52:27.140 and booty 1.00

00:52:27.520 call

00:52:27.900 and look

00:52:28.540 man

00:52:28.900 ride that

00:52:30.140 donkey

00:52:30.580 okay

00:52:31.720 water that

00:52:32.480 pony

00:52:32.880 okay

00:52:34.520 hey

00:52:35.360 you know

00:52:36.560 feed hey

00:52:37.200 to that

00:52:37.460 aardvark

00:52:37.960 you know

00:52:39.160 h up that

00:52:39.840 vark

00:52:40.180 because

00:52:40.620 you want

00:52:41.620 to keep

00:52:41.880 this animal

00:52:42.300 alive

00:52:42.840 because some

00:52:43.920 of the best

00:52:44.280 times I've ever

00:52:44.760 had was coming

00:52:45.340 back from

00:52:46.300 college

00:52:46.900 you know

00:52:48.580 and being at

00:52:49.080 home in the

00:52:49.520 summertime

00:52:49.880 and catching

00:52:50.440 you a little

00:52:50.840 bit of local

00:52:51.400 trim

00:52:51.860 you know

00:52:52.300 maybe a girl 0.98

00:52:53.780 you knew

00:52:54.260 and now

00:52:54.620 she's graduating

00:52:55.520 and suddenly

00:52:56.040 she got

00:52:56.440 you know

00:52:57.080 breasts

00:52:57.740 and she's

00:52:58.180 18

00:52:58.560 and you're

00:52:59.060 19

00:52:59.560 or 20

00:53:00.460 and next

00:53:01.680 thing you know

00:53:02.020 y'all out

00:53:02.400 there just

00:53:02.800 you know

00:53:03.820 fucking behind

00:53:04.680 an optometry

00:53:05.340 center somewhere

00:53:06.040 off the

00:53:06.340 interstate

00:53:06.800 and you're

00:53:08.340 enjoying each

00:53:08.920 other's

00:53:09.180 company

00:53:09.600 and man

00:53:11.120 it was

00:53:11.380 fun

00:53:11.960 and next

00:53:13.440 thing you

00:53:13.640 know

00:53:13.740 somebody's

00:53:14.520 mom might

00:53:14.980 get divorced

00:53:15.460 and you

00:53:15.780 might be

00:53:16.120 that man

00:53:17.540 she picks

00:53:18.160 up

00:53:18.500 at the

00:53:19.420 workout

00:53:20.060 fitness center

00:53:20.940 or she's

00:53:22.080 buying a bag

00:53:22.580 of bread

00:53:23.020 and next

00:53:23.380 thing you

00:53:23.620 know

00:53:23.720 you fucking 0.93

00:53:24.180 you need

00:53:25.800 them titties 0.99

00:53:26.540 you know

00:53:26.920 and that

00:53:28.140 kind of stuff

00:53:28.560 can happen

00:53:29.220 and it's

00:53:30.980 during that

00:53:31.480 time in your

00:53:31.980 life when

00:53:32.400 it happens

00:53:33.400 a lot

00:53:33.900 I notice

00:53:34.440 when you

00:53:34.680 come back

00:53:35.020 for the

00:53:35.320 summer

00:53:35.640 because

00:53:37.060 you know

00:53:37.440 people's

00:53:37.880 friends

00:53:38.300 things have

00:53:39.000 changed

00:53:39.560 and people

00:53:40.380 are changing

00:53:41.040 they're not

00:53:41.380 sure what's

00:53:41.740 going on

00:53:42.180 and the

00:53:42.400 dust is

00:53:43.620 in the air

00:53:44.180 and you

00:53:46.020 gotta get

00:53:46.380 out there

00:53:46.720 and you

00:53:47.120 gotta ruffle

00:53:48.240 some dust

00:53:48.780 and that's

00:53:49.060 a good time

00:53:49.460 to do it

00:53:49.940 that's what

00:53:50.300 I found

00:53:50.780 so hopefully

00:53:52.260 it doesn't

00:53:52.580 end for you

00:53:52.920 for a while

00:53:53.680 you know

00:53:55.120 that's a good

00:53:56.040 time to throw

00:53:56.400 some lines

00:53:56.900 out in the

00:53:57.240 water

00:53:57.440 because

00:53:57.800 when people

00:53:58.420 haven't

00:53:58.700 seen

00:53:58.880 high school

00:53:59.660 can really

00:54:00.480 it puts

00:54:01.420 these

00:54:01.780 it puts

00:54:02.440 us in

00:54:02.760 these

00:54:03.080 people put

00:54:05.300 us in

00:54:05.520 these boxes

00:54:06.040 people put

00:54:07.320 us in

00:54:07.540 these spaces

00:54:08.040 we put

00:54:08.480 each other

00:54:08.800 in these

00:54:09.080 spaces

00:54:09.440 we only

00:54:10.080 see each

00:54:10.420 other a

00:54:10.700 certain way

00:54:11.300 and then

00:54:12.500 after someone's

00:54:13.120 gone away

00:54:13.420 to college

00:54:13.820 and they've

00:54:14.000 come back

00:54:14.540 and you

00:54:15.820 start to

00:54:16.160 see them

00:54:16.440 a little

00:54:16.660 differently

00:54:17.080 or they'll

00:54:17.380 see you

00:54:17.760 a little

00:54:17.980 differently

00:54:18.440 and there's

00:54:19.320 an opportunity

00:54:19.840 for some

00:54:20.260 romance

00:54:20.560 because you

00:54:20.800 haven't seen

00:54:21.220 each other

00:54:21.720 you haven't

00:54:22.340 been a part

00:54:22.740 of each

00:54:22.920 other's

00:54:23.120 lives

00:54:23.340 you wonder

00:54:24.440 what they

00:54:24.800 have

00:54:25.100 and they

00:54:25.320 wonder

00:54:25.520 what you

00:54:25.880 have

00:54:26.300 even if

00:54:27.020 it's just

00:54:27.280 a story

00:54:27.920 or a

00:54:28.340 moment

00:54:28.720 or an

00:54:30.560 experience

00:54:31.260 there's

00:54:31.580 something

00:54:31.880 there's

00:54:33.680 there's

00:54:34.520 natural

00:54:34.960 planks

00:54:35.480 there

00:54:35.780 you know

00:54:36.840 where you

00:54:37.480 can walk

00:54:37.880 out on

00:54:38.100 your

00:54:38.220 plank

00:54:38.500 and show

00:54:38.840 them a

00:54:39.040 little bit

00:54:39.260 of your

00:54:39.500 wood

00:54:39.760 and they

00:54:39.960 can walk

00:54:40.280 out on

00:54:40.500 your

00:54:40.600 plank

00:54:40.880 and show

00:54:41.620 them a

00:54:41.800 little bit

00:54:41.960 of their

00:54:42.180 wood

00:54:42.540 you know

00:54:43.240 and you

00:54:44.260 can say

00:54:44.440 oh look

00:54:44.700 at this

00:54:44.980 this is

00:54:45.240 what I've

00:54:45.600 been doing

00:54:46.440 look at

00:54:46.780 and they're

00:54:47.020 like oh

00:54:47.280 this is

00:54:47.520 what I've

00:54:47.760 been doing

00:54:48.180 and maybe

00:54:48.780 you just

00:54:53.340 kind of

00:54:53.560 damn

00:54:53.960 fucking

00:54:55.120 Xerox

00:54:55.780 copy

00:54:56.140 center

00:54:56.500 and you're

00:54:58.360 like I

00:54:58.580 don't have

00:54:58.780 any protection

00:54:59.320 and she's

00:54:59.680 like oh

00:55:00.080 it doesn't

00:55:00.320 even matter

00:55:00.940 you know

00:55:01.440 I had

00:55:01.760 my ovaries

00:55:02.860 taken out

00:55:03.580 you know

00:55:04.960 I was in

00:55:05.280 an accident

00:55:05.900 I had

00:55:06.220 my ovaries

00:55:06.720 taken out

00:55:07.320 so you

00:55:08.680 know

00:55:08.940 make it

00:55:09.780 do what

00:55:10.180 it do

00:55:10.620 and that

00:55:12.040 happened to

00:55:12.360 me one

00:55:12.660 time back

00:55:13.100 there behind

00:55:13.500 a I guess

00:55:15.980 it was kind

00:55:16.360 of like a

00:55:17.520 strip mall

00:55:19.580 but also

00:55:20.080 had some

00:55:20.540 like a little

00:55:21.360 bit of a

00:55:21.620 recycling center

00:55:22.640 but uh

00:55:23.960 but that's

00:55:24.320 a great

00:55:24.540 question man

00:55:25.240 and I would

00:55:25.560 say ride

00:55:26.080 it as long

00:55:26.400 as you

00:55:26.620 can

00:55:26.920 get that

00:55:27.760 get that

00:55:28.160 summer hit

00:55:28.860 get you

00:55:29.560 know

00:55:29.800 because I'll

00:55:30.460 tell you

00:55:30.660 this sober

00:55:31.160 sex is for 1.00

00:55:31.800 children

00:55:32.220 when you

00:55:34.480 fucking when

00:55:35.000 you're older

00:55:35.440 man it's

00:55:35.940 all it's

00:55:37.000 diluted and

00:55:37.900 there's you

00:55:38.820 know you'll

00:55:39.060 be fucking 0.95

00:55:39.620 and you can't

00:55:40.100 even get one

00:55:40.440 of your socks

00:55:41.060 off and

00:55:41.660 somebody's

00:55:42.000 wearing a

00:55:42.400 hat and

00:55:44.360 there's all

00:55:44.840 kinds of

00:55:45.520 you know

00:55:47.040 somebody don't

00:55:47.760 have cologne

00:55:49.400 or somebody's

00:55:50.040 got a you

00:55:50.440 know had a

00:55:51.920 smoking issue

00:55:52.620 and have

00:55:53.040 a trach

00:55:53.520 pipe or

00:55:54.480 hole and

00:55:54.960 you can

00:55:55.140 hear the

00:55:55.420 wind whistling

00:55:56.060 in her

00:55:56.340 trach hole

00:55:56.960 but when

00:55:57.940 you're young

00:55:58.480 you can

00:55:58.740 have that

00:55:59.000 and so

00:55:59.800 that so

00:56:00.220 then so

00:56:00.860 you need

00:56:01.360 drugs and

00:56:01.840 you need

00:56:02.180 alcohol a

00:56:02.860 little bit

00:56:03.100 of hit to

00:56:03.540 get you

00:56:03.800 through some

00:56:04.160 of that as

00:56:04.480 an adult

00:56:04.940 but as a

00:56:05.800 kid man

00:56:06.740 y'all fresh

00:56:08.580 y'all young

00:56:09.380 y'all are

00:56:10.300 rabbits dude

00:56:11.140 you know you

00:56:12.200 could do

00:56:12.480 backflips and

00:56:13.380 everybody's

00:56:13.840 you could

00:56:14.180 you know you

00:56:15.520 could fucking

00:56:16.300 do whatever

00:56:16.960 you want

00:56:17.560 you can

00:56:18.460 cultivate that

00:56:19.220 crop

00:56:19.660 you know as

00:56:21.240 a kid you

00:56:21.660 can really

00:56:21.980 get out there

00:56:22.460 and touch

00:56:22.800 each other's

00:56:23.300 ass and 0.99

00:56:23.740 people can

00:56:24.180 feel it

00:56:24.640 so I

00:56:25.840 implore you

00:56:26.520 if you

00:56:26.780 are young

00:56:27.460 get out

00:56:28.300 there and

00:56:28.600 do sex

00:56:29.280 make it

00:56:30.620 do what

00:56:31.580 it do

00:56:32.140 because when

00:56:33.180 you get up

00:56:33.560 here in

00:56:33.780 these middle

00:56:34.460 ages

00:56:34.920 it's it's

00:56:38.140 a damn

00:56:38.600 fiasco out

00:56:39.640 here

00:56:39.900 somebody got

00:56:40.900 too much

00:56:41.220 cologne on

00:56:41.860 their neck

00:56:42.420 and next

00:56:42.720 thing you

00:56:42.900 know you

00:56:43.160 get it in

00:56:43.540 your eye

00:56:44.140 or perfumes

00:56:45.440 woman's 0.82

00:56:47.000 cologne for

00:56:47.580 woman 0.99

00:56:47.940 so if you

00:56:50.000 young and

00:56:50.580 sober you

00:56:51.020 get out

00:56:51.280 there and

00:56:51.560 do some

00:56:51.900 sex man

00:56:52.660 legal sex

00:56:53.680 all right

00:56:56.220 let's take

00:56:56.580 another couple

00:56:57.080 of we had

00:56:57.520 some callers

00:56:57.960 that hit

00:56:58.180 up hit

00:56:58.460 us up

00:56:58.840 and this

00:57:00.800 was in

00:57:01.040 response to

00:57:01.540 the young

00:57:01.840 lady that 0.96

00:57:02.200 called in

00:57:02.540 last week

00:57:03.160 mother of

00:57:04.780 two and

00:57:05.560 she called

00:57:05.960 in and

00:57:06.260 asked for

00:57:06.940 suggestions

00:57:07.860 from some

00:57:08.560 of our

00:57:08.800 listeners as

00:57:09.360 to what

00:57:10.220 do I

00:57:11.080 what are

00:57:11.800 some things

00:57:12.120 I want to

00:57:12.380 instill in

00:57:12.840 my son

00:57:13.380 you know

00:57:14.720 and I was

00:57:15.400 grateful at

00:57:15.820 that moment

00:57:16.220 because it

00:57:16.940 made me

00:57:17.280 think about

00:57:17.760 that and

00:57:18.520 then my

00:57:18.800 brother called

00:57:19.440 in and he

00:57:19.800 and I were

00:57:20.100 able to

00:57:20.360 discuss it

00:57:20.920 a little

00:57:21.160 bit

00:57:21.620 just about

00:57:24.120 you know

00:57:24.600 something

00:57:24.840 some things

00:57:25.340 we would

00:57:25.640 have liked

00:57:25.940 to have

00:57:26.200 had as

00:57:26.560 children

00:57:27.040 you know

00:57:29.620 emotionally

00:57:30.140 I think

00:57:30.760 is where

00:57:31.900 some of

00:57:32.200 this stuff

00:57:32.920 landed for

00:57:33.380 us but

00:57:34.760 here are

00:57:35.200 some other

00:57:35.480 calls that

00:57:35.840 came in

00:57:36.320 and I

00:57:36.600 want to

00:57:36.860 get to

00:57:37.140 some of

00:57:37.360 those

00:57:37.560 here we

00:57:37.840 go

00:57:38.180 hey

00:57:38.580 see you

00:57:38.880 this is

00:57:39.240 Carl

00:57:39.560 from

00:57:40.080 Auburn

00:57:40.560 California

00:57:41.160 dirty

00:57:42.660 Carl

00:57:43.300 you out

00:57:44.040 there

00:57:44.360 huh

00:57:44.640 dirty

00:57:46.560 Carl

00:57:47.000 out there

00:57:47.480 onward

00:57:47.820 and I'm

00:57:48.320 calling about

00:57:48.960 the question

00:57:50.180 regarding

00:57:50.580 what mothers 0.99

00:57:51.680 can do

00:57:52.260 to kind of

00:57:53.460 set an

00:57:53.840 example

00:57:54.200 thing that's

00:57:54.660 most important

00:57:55.260 that spans

00:57:55.960 the evolution

00:57:56.640 of the

00:57:58.120 family household

00:57:58.940 through time

00:58:00.200 is you know

00:58:01.640 the mother

00:58:02.000 can set an

00:58:02.520 example for

00:58:03.040 that child

00:58:03.560 to show

00:58:04.020 them

00:58:04.320 what a

00:58:05.500 real woman

00:58:05.940 is and

00:58:06.420 how a

00:58:06.740 real woman

00:58:07.140 acts

00:58:07.740 that way

00:58:08.560 when that

00:58:08.980 young man

00:58:09.480 grows to

00:58:09.980 be an

00:58:11.160 adult

00:58:11.560 and he

00:58:12.080 goes and

00:58:12.460 searches

00:58:12.720 for his

00:58:13.480 woman 0.99

00:58:14.300 he has a

00:58:15.280 nice

00:58:15.560 framework

00:58:16.120 of what

00:58:16.820 a real

00:58:17.080 woman's 0.82

00:58:17.460 like

00:58:17.700 and that's

00:58:18.880 a great

00:58:19.120 point Carl

00:58:19.660 I appreciate

00:58:20.120 that

00:58:20.520 that's hot

00:58:21.280 Carl

00:58:21.660 out of

00:58:21.960 there

00:58:22.160 and hot 0.98

00:58:23.140 Carl

00:58:23.480 is a

00:58:23.780 nickname

00:58:24.080 for you

00:58:25.200 know

00:58:25.360 actually

00:58:26.460 feces

00:58:27.000 I think

00:58:27.400 or used

00:58:27.760 to be

00:58:28.020 anyway

00:58:28.260 and I

00:58:28.480 hope

00:58:28.600 it's

00:58:28.760 not

00:58:28.940 anymore

00:58:29.280 Carl

00:58:30.460 because I

00:58:30.920 didn't

00:58:31.280 and I'm

00:58:31.760 sorry I

00:58:32.060 shouldn't

00:58:32.200 even

00:58:32.300 have brought

00:58:32.520 that up

00:58:32.980 but it

00:58:33.800 used to

00:58:34.160 be when

00:58:34.380 I was

00:58:34.600 younger

00:58:34.900 and I

00:58:35.160 think

00:58:35.300 that's

00:58:35.740 gone

00:58:36.220 out of

00:58:36.500 time

00:58:36.740 so I

00:58:36.980 probably

00:58:37.220 shouldn't

00:58:37.520 have

00:58:37.720 you know

00:58:38.600 re-brought

00:58:39.060 that up

00:58:39.320 but I

00:58:39.480 don't

00:58:39.580 think

00:58:39.780 about

00:58:39.980 you

00:58:40.100 that

00:58:40.300 way

00:58:40.620 yeah

00:58:42.220 so

00:58:42.440 that's

00:58:42.980 one

00:58:43.160 thing

00:58:43.300 you can

00:58:43.580 you know

00:58:44.000 so as

00:58:44.600 a mother

00:58:45.000 to then

00:58:45.460 so as

00:58:46.180 a mother

00:58:46.460 you can

00:58:46.800 show

00:58:47.160 show by

00:58:47.760 example

00:58:48.180 you know

00:58:48.920 be an

00:58:49.260 example

00:58:49.660 for

00:58:50.220 you know

00:58:51.780 I think

00:58:52.100 just having

00:58:52.500 that connection

00:58:53.280 because then

00:58:54.060 your child

00:58:54.480 at the very

00:58:54.980 least is

00:58:55.340 going to

00:58:55.500 want to

00:58:55.660 have a

00:58:55.880 connection

00:58:56.340 with the

00:58:56.700 woman 0.99

00:58:56.880 he

00:58:57.060 seeks

00:58:57.560 you know

00:58:59.820 it's

00:59:00.220 I'm sure

00:59:01.080 it's got

00:59:01.320 to be

00:59:01.580 scary

00:59:02.060 especially

00:59:03.520 these days

00:59:04.140 because I

00:59:05.040 think

00:59:05.240 parents should

00:59:07.340 feel a

00:59:07.580 responsibility

00:59:07.980 for the

00:59:08.400 value of

00:59:08.880 somebody

00:59:09.060 they put

00:59:09.440 in the

00:59:09.660 world

00:59:09.980 because I

00:59:11.660 have a

00:59:11.960 feeling

00:59:12.140 that there's

00:59:12.440 going to

00:59:12.600 start to

00:59:12.840 be an

00:59:13.040 evolution

00:59:13.520 into

00:59:14.200 like

00:59:14.860 merit

00:59:15.360 based

00:59:15.820 living

00:59:16.320 you know

00:59:18.040 because one

00:59:18.340 of the

00:59:18.480 big

00:59:18.620 problems

00:59:18.940 we have

00:59:19.620 these

00:59:19.920 days

00:59:20.240 are

00:59:20.760 people

00:59:21.760 that

00:59:22.000 just

00:59:22.260 don't

00:59:22.600 have

00:59:22.840 don't

00:59:23.840 have

00:59:23.960 a lot

00:59:24.120 of

00:59:24.220 they

00:59:24.420 don't

00:59:24.580 want

00:59:24.760 to

00:59:24.900 be

00:59:25.200 better

00:59:25.540 they

00:59:26.020 don't

00:59:26.100 want

00:59:26.200 to

00:59:26.260 be

00:59:26.400 contributing

00:59:26.800 members

00:59:27.160 of

00:59:27.320 society

00:59:27.900 for

00:59:30.240 just

00:59:30.780 whatever

00:59:31.100 reasons

00:59:31.640 and I

00:59:32.520 think

00:59:32.760 that

00:59:32.920 there's

00:59:33.120 going to

00:59:33.560 hopefully

00:59:34.320 be

00:59:34.500 some

00:59:34.660 correction

00:59:35.220 in that

00:59:35.540 world

00:59:35.760 will

00:59:35.900 there

00:59:36.000 be

00:59:36.080 some

00:59:36.300 merit

00:59:36.640 based

00:59:36.960 society

00:59:37.480 where

00:59:37.880 who

00:59:39.440 you

00:59:39.660 are

00:59:39.940 as

00:59:40.080 a

00:59:40.200 person

00:59:40.600 somehow

00:59:41.300 becomes

00:59:41.720 quantifiable

00:59:42.480 and that

00:59:43.740 there's

00:59:43.960 value

00:59:44.320 there

00:59:44.680 I

00:59:46.640 could

00:59:46.800 easily

00:59:47.100 see

00:59:47.380 that

00:59:47.500 I

00:59:47.620 feel

00:59:47.800 like

00:59:47.920 we're

00:59:48.360 on

00:59:48.700 the

00:59:48.820 cusp

00:59:49.080 of

00:59:49.220 a

00:59:49.340 huge

00:59:49.740 evolution

00:59:50.640 I

00:59:50.860 think

00:59:51.020 emotionally

00:59:51.620 and

00:59:52.800 that's

00:59:53.640 pretty

00:59:53.800 exciting

00:59:54.220 bro

00:59:54.460 you know

00:59:55.280 we out

00:59:55.920 in

00:59:56.000 them

00:59:56.140 emotional

00:59:56.720 streets

00:59:57.500 thanks

00:59:58.300 for that

00:59:58.520 call

00:59:58.720 Carl

00:59:59.040 onward

00:59:59.440 okay

01:00:01.400 let's

01:00:01.740 listen to

01:00:02.080 this

01:00:02.280 call

01:00:02.480 right

01:00:02.720 here

01:00:02.920 here

01:00:03.120 we

01:00:03.240 go

01:00:03.620 what's

01:00:06.660 up

01:00:06.800 Brandon

01:00:07.100 from

01:00:07.380 San

01:00:07.720 Diego

01:00:08.100 boy

01:00:08.580 that's

01:00:09.500 down

01:00:09.700 there

01:00:09.900 in

01:00:10.020 the

01:00:10.240 dub

01:00:10.740 B

01:00:11.000 boy

01:00:11.220 that

01:00:11.440 whales

01:00:11.980 boot

01:00:12.520 hole

01:00:13.000 okay

01:00:22.420 thanks

01:00:22.700 for

01:00:22.840 calling

01:00:23.080 more

01:00:23.560 you know

01:00:25.380 the

01:00:25.520 mother

01:00:25.780 I

01:00:25.980 think

01:00:26.200 that's

01:00:26.640 really

01:00:26.780 important

01:00:27.040 for them

01:00:27.260 to be

01:00:27.520 there

01:00:27.840 emotionally

01:00:28.400 for their

01:00:29.140 kids

01:00:29.500 especially

01:00:29.960 their

01:00:30.160 sons

01:00:30.460 because

01:00:30.780 sometimes

01:00:31.200 they don't

01:00:31.420 get that

01:00:31.700 from the

01:00:31.960 father's

01:00:32.300 side

01:00:32.580 that's

01:00:33.340 true

01:00:33.520 especially

01:00:33.860 if

01:00:34.020 they don't

01:00:34.220 have

01:00:34.420 a

01:00:34.540 if

01:00:34.660 there's

01:00:34.820 a

01:00:34.920 father

01:00:35.120 not

01:00:35.320 in

01:00:35.420 the

01:00:35.520 household

01:00:35.860 then

01:00:36.200 you know

01:00:36.740 that's

01:00:36.920 a lot

01:00:37.320 of

01:00:37.440 pressure

01:00:37.660 on the

01:00:37.900 mother

01:00:38.080 because

01:00:38.260 she's

01:00:38.460 playing

01:00:38.680 two

01:00:38.920 roles

01:00:39.240 now

01:00:39.540 and if

01:00:40.260 your

01:00:40.380 mother

01:00:40.500 doesn't

01:00:40.700 have

01:00:40.840 schizophrenia

01:00:41.260 or she's

01:00:41.980 not

01:00:42.360 you know

01:00:43.500 probably

01:00:43.760 a

01:00:43.900 transvestite

01:00:44.600 or something

01:00:44.900 that can

01:00:45.140 be

01:00:45.260 probably

01:00:45.500 even

01:00:45.700 more

01:00:45.960 tough

01:00:46.340 I mean

01:00:47.140 I'm

01:00:47.220 just

01:00:47.360 saying

01:00:47.600 and I'm

01:00:48.140 not

01:00:48.320 that's

01:00:48.580 not

01:00:48.680 a

01:00:48.820 joke

01:00:49.020 I'm

01:00:49.200 saying

01:00:49.420 that

01:00:49.600 that could 0.68

01:00:49.880 be

01:00:50.200 it's

01:00:50.960 probably

01:00:51.140 easier

01:00:51.420 for

01:00:51.540 some

01:00:51.680 of

01:00:51.780 those

01:00:51.900 people

01:00:52.240 more

01:00:52.760 the

01:00:53.980 mother

01:00:54.220 should

01:00:54.440 be

01:00:54.620 empathetic

01:00:55.240 and

01:00:55.460 kind

01:00:55.860 of

01:00:56.320 there

01:00:56.720 for

01:00:56.880 their

01:00:57.020 son

01:00:57.240 in

01:00:57.620 emotional

01:00:58.240 regard

01:00:59.180 because

01:00:59.620 if

01:01:00.520 they're

01:01:00.660 not

01:01:00.900 you know

01:01:01.140 there's

01:01:01.340 a

01:01:01.440 time

01:01:01.640 when

01:01:01.860 my

01:01:02.220 mom

01:01:02.420 was

01:01:02.540 kind

01:01:02.680 of

01:01:02.760 disconnected

01:01:03.120 from

01:01:03.500 that

01:01:03.760 for

01:01:04.220 me

01:01:04.480 and

01:01:04.720 I

01:01:05.040 think

01:01:05.220 later

01:01:05.440 on

01:01:05.620 in life

01:01:05.860 I

01:01:06.020 seek

01:01:08.060 that

01:01:08.300 out

01:01:08.560 you know

01:01:09.560 in

01:01:10.160 girlfriends

01:01:10.860 and

01:01:11.140 relationships

01:01:11.540 and stuff

01:01:12.080 like

01:01:12.220 yep

01:01:13.580 and I'm

01:01:14.000 going to

01:01:14.380 stop you

01:01:14.660 right there

01:01:14.840 and I

01:01:15.000 appreciate

01:01:15.240 your call

01:01:15.680 Brandon

01:01:20.200 it was

01:01:22.400 like

01:01:22.540 I guess

01:01:22.860 one of

01:01:23.080 the first

01:01:23.360 times

01:01:23.520 I was

01:01:23.720 really

01:01:23.920 in

01:01:24.100 love

01:01:24.680 you know

01:01:25.200 and that

01:01:25.420 young

01:01:25.760 love

01:01:26.060 is

01:01:26.240 fucking

01:01:26.600 powerful

01:01:27.220 dude

01:01:28.520 when you're

01:01:28.860 in love

01:01:29.280 and you're

01:01:29.540 young

01:01:29.840 you could

01:01:30.140 start

01:01:30.500 a

01:01:30.640 truck

01:01:32.360 with your

01:01:32.920 fucking

01:01:33.460 tongue

01:01:34.560 I mean

01:01:35.920 you could

01:01:36.220 power a

01:01:36.780 damn

01:01:37.000 building

01:01:37.480 with your

01:01:37.860 just

01:01:38.640 just

01:01:39.980 with a

01:01:40.380 you know

01:01:41.620 just with

01:01:42.020 the salt

01:01:42.860 on your

01:01:43.220 breath

01:01:43.740 because

01:01:44.960 you're

01:01:45.160 just so

01:01:45.600 there's

01:01:45.880 nothing

01:01:46.180 I mean

01:01:46.700 you are

01:01:47.000 so hopped

01:01:47.860 up on

01:01:48.100 hormones

01:01:48.720 you know

01:01:50.160 you could

01:01:50.440 spit into

01:01:50.960 a cat's

01:01:51.540 mouth

01:01:51.780 and knock

01:01:52.700 it up

01:01:53.160 and

01:01:54.800 and I

01:01:56.300 remember

01:01:56.700 yeah

01:01:57.580 you know

01:01:57.960 I had

01:01:58.200 issues from

01:01:58.700 growing up

01:01:59.000 with my

01:01:59.240 mother

01:01:59.460 and then

01:01:59.680 I met

01:02:00.020 this

01:02:00.300 I met

01:02:01.120 a girl

01:02:01.460 and we

01:02:01.680 fell in

01:02:02.000 love

01:02:02.220 and I

01:02:02.420 remember

01:02:02.500 when she

01:02:02.780 broke up

01:02:03.360 with me

01:02:03.920 I remember

01:02:06.360 this is

01:02:07.100 I mean

01:02:08.120 all my

01:02:08.520 shit gets

01:02:08.900 always

01:02:09.200 freaking

01:02:09.620 oddly

01:02:10.380 emo

01:02:10.720 but

01:02:11.040 I remember

01:02:12.100 thinking

01:02:12.460 that I'd

01:02:12.920 lost

01:02:13.220 my

01:02:13.440 mother

01:02:13.900 you know

01:02:15.900 and that's

01:02:16.200 when I

01:02:16.380 realized

01:02:16.680 yeah

01:02:16.900 I have

01:02:17.160 some

01:02:17.520 I got

01:02:18.580 some

01:02:18.740 stuff

01:02:19.020 there

01:02:19.340 you know

01:02:19.700 I got

01:02:19.900 some

01:02:20.080 issues

01:02:20.380 there

01:02:20.680 where

01:02:21.100 you know

01:02:22.000 I'm

01:02:22.160 looking for

01:02:23.160 connections

01:02:23.700 with

01:02:24.200 women 1.00

01:02:25.760 that are

01:02:26.220 supposed to

01:02:26.540 be filled

01:02:26.840 when I was

01:02:27.180 younger

01:02:27.520 and I think

01:02:28.640 a lot of

01:02:28.920 these things

01:02:29.200 go back

01:02:29.600 to the fact

01:02:30.100 that

01:02:30.400 you know

01:02:30.920 nobody's

01:02:32.520 nobody's

01:02:33.060 taking care

01:02:33.440 of children

01:02:33.860 nobody's at

01:02:34.420 home with

01:02:34.780 them

01:02:34.880 there's not

01:02:35.180 a family

01:02:35.680 anymore

01:02:36.120 we've

01:02:36.480 you know

01:02:37.260 that's all

01:02:37.660 it's

01:02:37.880 and that's

01:02:38.540 one of the

01:02:38.840 things that

01:02:39.120 I don't

01:02:39.560 like

01:02:39.860 sometimes

01:02:40.300 or that

01:02:40.680 one of the

01:02:40.960 things that

01:02:41.180 I question

01:02:41.900 about some

01:02:43.020 goals of

01:02:43.460 feminism

01:02:43.860 if it's

01:02:44.880 just

01:02:45.240 if it

01:02:45.660 a lot of

01:02:46.160 times it's

01:02:46.600 used as

01:02:47.060 a marketing

01:02:47.540 tool

01:02:47.960 just to

01:02:48.740 get women 0.98

01:02:49.420 you know

01:02:50.880 to sell

01:02:51.220 them shit

01:02:51.660 just like

01:02:52.340 everything else

01:02:53.100 you know

01:02:53.940 it's all

01:02:54.320 like

01:02:54.620 yeah

01:02:55.360 you get

01:02:55.840 buy this

01:02:56.320 book

01:02:56.520 buy you

01:02:56.920 know

01:02:57.020 next thing

01:02:57.400 you know

01:02:57.580 you have

01:02:57.780 a woman 0.57

01:02:58.060 who wanted

01:02:58.420 to have

01:02:58.640 a family

01:02:59.280 next thing

01:03:00.040 you know

01:03:00.240 she's 42

01:03:00.940 years old

01:03:01.400 she has

01:03:01.640 no kids

01:03:02.280 she started 0.79

01:03:02.920 a small

01:03:03.380 business

01:03:03.780 somewhere off

01:03:04.280 the interstate

01:03:04.860 and she's

01:03:05.500 fucking furious

01:03:06.260 and miserable

01:03:07.060 at her life

01:03:07.700 because she was

01:03:08.800 led astray

01:03:09.400 by a

01:03:09.860 you know

01:03:10.740 by some of

01:03:11.820 the darker

01:03:12.220 sides

01:03:12.860 of some

01:03:14.740 of the

01:03:14.940 feminist

01:03:15.220 evolution

01:03:15.760 and I'm not

01:03:17.020 saying that

01:03:17.360 for everything

01:03:17.840 but I'm

01:03:18.240 saying that

01:03:18.560 that is

01:03:18.900 a reality

01:03:19.460 and that's

01:03:19.960 going to be

01:03:20.180 a reality

01:03:20.600 that for

01:03:21.160 some

01:03:21.520 and that's

01:03:21.840 going to be

01:03:22.060 a reality

01:03:22.440 that's going

01:03:22.800 to be out

01:03:23.120 there

01:03:23.420 let's hear

01:03:24.040 some more

01:03:24.460 here we go

01:03:25.000 what's up

01:03:25.580 Theo

01:03:25.860 my name is

01:03:26.860 Eric

01:03:27.080 I'm calling

01:03:28.120 from Virginia

01:03:28.700 thank you for

01:03:29.540 calling from

01:03:29.840 Virginia sir

01:03:30.480 onward

01:03:30.860 I'm originally

01:03:31.800 from Louisiana

01:03:32.780 oh you from

01:03:33.820 that dirt

01:03:34.340 huh from

01:03:34.720 that boot 0.98

01:03:35.220 and we

01:03:35.960 appreciate your

01:03:36.540 service here

01:03:37.100 vocally

01:03:38.360 onward

01:03:38.800 I'm calling

01:03:39.620 about

01:03:40.040 the girl

01:03:41.160 with the

01:03:41.600 question about

01:03:42.900 her son

01:03:43.320 biggest

01:03:43.940 and most

01:03:44.720 important

01:03:45.040 things

01:03:45.340 that you

01:03:45.540 can instill

01:03:46.240 at a

01:03:46.540 child

01:03:46.860 I think

01:03:47.740 it makes

01:03:48.660 you better

01:03:49.760 at so many

01:03:50.380 things

01:03:50.900 you know

01:03:51.800 you're a better

01:03:52.440 lover for the

01:03:53.020 ladies 0.99

01:03:53.320 you're a better

01:03:54.660 fighter

01:03:55.040 when you need

01:03:55.760 to be

01:03:56.100 I just think

01:03:57.300 it makes you

01:03:57.600 a better

01:03:57.800 person overall

01:03:58.580 to build

01:03:59.340 character

01:03:59.940 I wonder

01:04:01.940 if something

01:04:02.400 made me

01:04:02.760 passionate

01:04:03.320 when I

01:04:03.740 was young

01:04:04.180 man I'm

01:04:05.700 stumped

01:04:06.260 I got

01:04:07.200 nothing for

01:04:07.800 that man

01:04:08.200 but I

01:04:08.460 look I

01:04:08.800 appreciate

01:04:09.120 that thought

01:04:09.720 passion

01:04:10.640 ladies 0.99

01:04:11.020 put that

01:04:11.740 passion

01:04:12.160 in your

01:04:12.420 boy

01:04:12.720 and nothing

01:04:13.660 illegal

01:04:14.180 you know

01:04:14.860 I'm

01:04:14.940 staying

01:04:15.120 stay out

01:04:15.500 of that

01:04:15.660 family

01:04:15.960 sexual

01:04:16.420 zone

01:04:16.740 nothing

01:04:16.980 sensual

01:04:17.440 with the

01:04:17.700 family

01:04:18.060 you know

01:04:19.680 what I'm

01:04:19.860 saying

01:04:20.040 I've

01:04:20.240 always

01:04:20.480 known

01:04:20.720 that

01:04:21.060 my

01:04:21.500 number

01:04:21.680 one

01:04:21.880 rule

01:04:22.140 if you

01:04:22.400 think

01:04:22.740 it's

01:04:22.940 incestual

01:04:23.520 remember

01:04:23.920 this

01:04:24.360 if you

01:04:25.300 rearrange

01:04:25.760 the letters

01:04:26.140 of sister

01:04:26.800 it spells

01:04:27.920 resist

01:04:29.120 and you

01:04:31.580 could take

01:04:31.880 that to

01:04:32.160 the bank

01:04:32.600 here we

01:04:32.960 go

01:04:33.840 man this

01:04:35.640 is

01:04:35.800 Stefan up

01:04:36.360 in Lexington

01:04:36.820 Kentucky

01:04:37.280 Stefan up

01:04:38.620 in Lexington

01:04:39.380 Stefan

01:04:40.260 let's go

01:04:41.940 fellow

01:04:42.480 southern man

01:04:43.600 calling in

01:04:44.240 response to

01:04:45.260 the lady 0.95

01:04:46.420 that wanted

01:04:46.820 to know

01:04:47.100 about how

01:04:47.460 to raise

01:04:48.000 a young

01:04:48.860 man

01:04:49.280 into a

01:04:50.140 real

01:04:50.720 and I

01:04:51.340 got one

01:04:51.700 comment

01:04:52.120 and I

01:04:52.380 think you'll

01:04:52.720 understand

01:04:53.200 it being

01:04:53.560 from the

01:04:53.960 south

01:04:54.240 okay

01:04:54.860 let's get

01:04:55.320 to that

01:04:55.720 Stefan

01:04:56.180 and thank

01:04:56.540 you for

01:04:56.720 the call

01:04:57.100 best thing

01:04:57.640 a mom

01:04:57.960 can do

01:04:58.460 is love

01:04:59.540 unconditionally

01:05:00.200 but most

01:05:00.720 importantly

01:05:01.280 be her

01:05:02.700 son's

01:05:03.220 number one

01:05:03.700 confidant

01:05:04.320 in the

01:05:04.580 world

01:05:04.880 and a

01:05:05.420 very good

01:05:05.780 friend

01:05:06.180 the reason

01:05:06.700 I say

01:05:07.140 that

01:05:07.440 is I

01:05:07.900 guarantee

01:05:08.320 you

01:05:08.660 you meet

01:05:09.240 a man

01:05:09.660 who's

01:05:09.880 close to

01:05:10.340 his

01:05:10.520 mother

01:05:10.820 and you

01:05:11.420 meet

01:05:11.600 a man

01:05:12.060 who

01:05:12.320 treats

01:05:12.680 women 1.00

01:05:13.040 well

01:05:13.480 it's

01:05:16.000 interesting

01:05:16.520 you know

01:05:19.280 I think

01:05:19.880 this is all

01:05:20.640 new territory

01:05:21.180 for me

01:05:21.660 and how

01:05:22.040 you know

01:05:22.340 seeing how

01:05:22.920 people treat

01:05:23.700 noticing how

01:05:25.080 people treat

01:05:25.500 their mothers

01:05:25.960 and stuff

01:05:26.160 I was so

01:05:26.560 unaware of

01:05:27.380 some of

01:05:27.760 the value

01:05:28.920 of that

01:05:29.220 connection

01:05:29.660 I didn't

01:05:30.420 really notice

01:05:31.040 it going

01:05:31.460 on around

01:05:31.940 me

01:05:32.220 but that's

01:05:33.000 interesting

01:05:33.320 yeah

01:05:33.600 I mean

01:05:34.800 there was

01:05:35.240 times I

01:05:35.560 didn't treat

01:05:35.940 my mother

01:05:36.240 well

01:05:36.560 that's for

01:05:37.300 sure

01:05:37.640 you know

01:05:38.640 when I was

01:05:38.940 probably embarrassed

01:05:39.560 of her for

01:05:40.060 things or

01:05:40.660 ashamed

01:05:41.580 or you know

01:05:43.040 and now I just

01:05:43.640 want her to be

01:05:44.060 happy

01:05:44.460 you know

01:05:45.960 it's crazy

01:05:46.420 like now

01:05:46.860 it's like I

01:05:47.220 almost have to

01:05:47.600 let go of any

01:05:48.300 issues that were

01:05:49.080 there between

01:05:49.580 us whether she

01:05:50.180 knew about

01:05:50.600 them or not

01:05:51.240 and you

01:05:53.820 know I think

01:05:54.080 the biggest

01:05:54.440 issue I

01:05:54.820 noticed growing

01:05:55.260 in my own

01:05:55.780 life was that

01:05:56.300 I just

01:05:56.660 I wanted

01:05:57.340 my mother

01:05:57.820 never seemed

01:05:58.300 happy

01:05:58.720 and I

01:05:59.740 wanted her

01:06:00.120 to be

01:06:00.460 happy

01:06:00.800 and I

01:06:02.360 couldn't

01:06:02.640 make her

01:06:03.280 happy

01:06:04.460 you know

01:06:06.620 she

01:06:06.800 and I

01:06:08.160 didn't even

01:06:08.400 notice it

01:06:08.820 as a child

01:06:09.260 I just

01:06:09.560 knew she

01:06:09.860 wasn't

01:06:10.180 happy

01:06:10.540 and so I

01:06:11.460 felt like

01:06:11.880 that was

01:06:12.240 for some

01:06:12.660 reason

01:06:12.880 my fault

01:06:13.540 because a

01:06:16.180 child

01:06:16.480 everything

01:06:16.780 in a child's

01:06:17.500 world

01:06:17.660 everything revolves

01:06:18.500 around them

01:06:19.040 so if

01:06:20.060 something's

01:06:20.400 wrong

01:06:20.740 they think

01:06:21.100 that it's

01:06:21.380 their fault

01:06:22.000 it doesn't

01:06:23.100 matter what

01:06:23.500 it is

01:06:23.980 you know

01:06:24.900 they have

01:06:25.520 to have

01:06:25.800 it that way

01:06:26.100 to survive

01:06:26.780 the world

01:06:27.580 just revolves

01:06:28.320 around them

01:06:29.000 you know

01:06:30.400 a fucking 0.88

01:06:31.220 four-year-old

01:06:31.760 ain't thinking

01:06:32.120 about his

01:06:32.460 buddy

01:06:32.800 you know

01:06:34.480 or thinking

01:06:35.060 about how

01:06:35.420 his mom's

01:06:35.880 day went

01:06:36.420 you know

01:06:38.320 and you

01:06:39.380 just

01:06:39.740 you know

01:06:40.260 I remember

01:06:40.720 as a child

01:06:41.260 just

01:06:41.580 I remember

01:06:43.420 as an adult

01:06:43.940 now thinking

01:06:44.460 back that all

01:06:45.060 I wanted was

01:06:45.420 my mother to

01:06:45.820 be happy

01:06:46.320 and I

01:06:47.840 realize now

01:06:48.540 that since

01:06:48.900 I couldn't

01:06:49.300 make her

01:06:49.640 happy when

01:06:50.020 I was

01:06:50.260 young

01:06:50.460 it made

01:06:50.800 me feel

01:06:51.240 like something

01:06:51.620 was wrong

01:06:52.040 with me

01:06:52.500 and I

01:06:54.000 think that's

01:06:54.440 a good

01:06:54.660 point

01:06:55.000 if you can

01:06:55.620 establish

01:06:56.080 that

01:06:56.520 confidence

01:06:57.060 with your

01:06:58.340 kids

01:06:58.600 and it

01:06:58.780 might be

01:06:59.060 tough

01:06:59.440 probably

01:06:59.740 I bet

01:07:00.000 that's

01:07:00.260 tough

01:07:00.540 ladies 0.99

01:07:00.880 to you

01:07:02.040 know

01:07:02.140 be able

01:07:02.420 to break

01:07:02.720 down

01:07:02.880 those barriers

01:07:03.260 and talk

01:07:03.640 about things

01:07:04.080 direct with

01:07:04.680 your child

01:07:05.140 you know

01:07:05.420 with a boy

01:07:06.260 you know

01:07:08.140 and I

01:07:08.760 wish you

01:07:09.220 single mothers

01:07:10.180 out there

01:07:10.540 well

01:07:10.900 with that

01:07:11.960 sort of

01:07:12.340 journey

01:07:12.580 because

01:07:12.800 that's

01:07:13.040 got to

01:07:13.220 be tough

01:07:13.720 because you

01:07:14.900 know

01:07:15.020 I bet

01:07:15.300 as a

01:07:15.780 mother

01:07:15.980 you just

01:07:16.340 want them

01:07:16.580 to be

01:07:16.820 you know

01:07:17.240 you're

01:07:17.500 instinctual

01:07:18.180 you want

01:07:18.420 them to be

01:07:18.700 happy

01:07:19.080 and fed

01:07:19.600 and home

01:07:20.360 and safe

01:07:20.900 and warm

01:07:21.480 and then

01:07:23.960 it's hard

01:07:24.420 probably to

01:07:24.860 have the

01:07:25.100 time

01:07:25.500 and the

01:07:25.860 ability

01:07:26.360 to go

01:07:27.920 beyond that

01:07:28.680 and discuss

01:07:29.320 and get

01:07:29.940 into things

01:07:30.480 where

01:07:30.780 you know

01:07:31.940 that probably

01:07:32.680 almost feel

01:07:33.040 like they're

01:07:33.300 out of your

01:07:33.660 role

01:07:34.020 especially if

01:07:35.060 there's not

01:07:35.320 another man

01:07:35.880 to be around

01:07:36.440 if there's

01:07:36.780 not a man 0.73

01:07:37.200 to be around

01:07:37.540 to do that

01:07:38.080 so I

01:07:39.140 commend you

01:07:39.520 moms out

01:07:39.900 there doing

01:07:40.280 that

01:07:40.680 alright guys

01:07:42.440 I think

01:07:42.700 that's actually

01:07:43.120 a pretty good

01:07:43.480 place to pull

01:07:43.940 up the anchor

01:07:44.420 right here

01:07:44.960 I gotta go

01:07:45.720 to a set

01:07:46.220 tonight

01:07:46.580 at the

01:07:46.920 comedy store

01:07:47.560 Mr. Joe

01:07:48.700 Rogan will be

01:07:49.200 up there

01:07:49.540 and Christina

01:07:49.980 Pazitsky

01:07:50.580 and Brian

01:07:52.700 Callen

01:07:53.200 and a couple

01:07:53.540 of other

01:07:53.780 comedians

01:07:54.120 and I want

01:07:54.360 to be able

01:07:54.600 to spend

01:07:54.880 time with

01:07:55.300 them

01:07:55.560 you can

01:07:56.400 check out

01:07:56.660 the dates

01:07:56.940 on

01:07:57.100 theovan.com

01:07:58.080 slash tour

01:07:58.940 and yeah

01:08:01.700 I think

01:08:02.060 it's just

01:08:02.520 you know

01:08:03.480 it's

01:08:03.900 there's a lot

01:08:05.980 of pressure

01:08:06.440 on men

01:08:06.840 right now

01:08:07.380 and then

01:08:09.120 I bet

01:08:09.480 that there's

01:08:10.020 a lot

01:08:10.260 of pressure

01:08:10.640 on mothers

01:08:11.280 to make

01:08:11.860 better men

01:08:12.580 and then

01:08:15.420 there's this

01:08:15.840 outside in

01:08:16.660 you know

01:08:17.320 and then

01:08:17.600 there's this

01:08:18.200 this vibe

01:08:19.980 out there

01:08:20.360 that's saying

01:08:20.860 women should 1.00

01:08:21.440 even just be

01:08:21.960 doing things

01:08:22.580 on their own

01:08:23.280 that they

01:08:23.620 don't even

01:08:23.920 need men

01:08:24.880 and I

01:08:27.100 don't know

01:08:27.660 how those

01:08:28.860 all fit

01:08:29.380 together

01:08:29.860 well

01:08:30.400 I don't

01:08:35.600 know how

01:08:36.120 you're

01:08:36.520 supposed to

01:08:36.900 learn to

01:08:37.360 treat

01:08:37.780 a woman 0.57

01:08:39.540 if

01:08:40.880 your mom

01:08:43.100 isn't even

01:08:43.520 at home

01:08:44.020 or your

01:08:45.140 father isn't

01:08:45.820 even at

01:08:46.200 home

01:08:46.520 you know

01:08:48.060 when we've

01:08:49.400 created a

01:08:49.840 vibe where

01:08:50.480 you know

01:08:51.240 both parents

01:08:52.240 have to work

01:08:52.800 or an

01:08:53.020 environment

01:08:53.480 of society

01:08:54.180 you know

01:08:55.400 I don't

01:08:55.580 know how

01:08:56.280 you know

01:08:57.820 we expect

01:08:58.220 people to

01:08:58.580 know so

01:08:59.060 much when

01:09:00.480 we keep

01:09:01.860 distancing

01:09:02.440 ourselves

01:09:03.080 connection

01:09:03.660 wise

01:09:04.180 you know

01:09:06.680 whether it

01:09:07.080 be being

01:09:07.500 on the

01:09:07.740 phone

01:09:08.060 or you

01:09:09.640 know

01:09:09.760 being away

01:09:10.640 for you

01:09:11.000 know

01:09:11.200 being on

01:09:11.700 these

01:09:11.880 iPads

01:09:12.360 or whatever

01:09:12.720 and we're

01:09:13.040 all I

01:09:13.260 mean

01:09:13.400 I can't

01:09:14.280 how long

01:09:15.120 till we're

01:09:15.360 all in

01:09:15.560 these

01:09:15.720 addictive

01:09:16.160 meetings

01:09:17.040 for phone

01:09:17.780 you know

01:09:19.100 what happened

01:09:20.940 to you

01:09:21.180 Larry you

01:09:21.740 know it

01:09:21.980 was that

01:09:22.240 fucking

01:09:22.560 update

01:09:23.160 that

01:09:24.100 Microsoft

01:09:24.700 Sea Lion

01:09:25.500 or the

01:09:25.860 you know

01:09:26.560 the Mac

01:09:27.100 OSX

01:09:27.740 Sea Lion

01:09:28.260 update

01:09:28.680 and I've

01:09:29.060 never

01:09:29.240 been

01:09:29.460 the

01:09:29.680 same

01:09:30.120 it's

01:09:31.520 just

01:09:31.660 like

01:09:31.800 we

01:09:31.940 have

01:09:32.140 it's

01:09:32.880 just

01:09:33.040 like

01:09:33.200 we've

01:09:33.420 created

01:09:33.720 this

01:09:33.960 society

01:09:34.460 where

01:09:34.940 where we

01:09:36.940 don't have

01:09:37.480 a family

01:09:38.080 to help

01:09:39.680 us be

01:09:39.980 better

01:09:40.320 or to

01:09:41.500 help us

01:09:41.840 learn

01:09:42.240 or to

01:09:42.600 learn

01:09:42.800 any of

01:09:43.240 these

01:09:43.400 skills

01:09:43.800 anymore

01:09:44.160 how to

01:09:44.460 treat

01:09:44.680 each

01:09:44.860 other

01:09:45.120 you know

01:09:46.380 I mean

01:09:46.920 marriages

01:09:47.460 are you

01:09:47.780 know it's

01:09:47.960 all becoming

01:09:48.400 extinct

01:09:48.940 it's all

01:09:50.260 like this

01:09:50.580 singular

01:09:51.040 you

01:09:51.440 you

01:09:51.780 you do

01:09:52.320 it

01:09:52.500 you do

01:09:52.900 it

01:09:53.020 you don't

01:09:53.260 need

01:09:53.480 someone

01:09:53.760 else

01:09:54.140 and then

01:09:56.080 we wonder

01:09:56.720 why

01:09:57.240 people are

01:09:58.240 growing up

01:09:58.740 and don't

01:09:59.120 know how to

01:09:59.560 even be

01:09:59.860 around other

01:10:00.700 people

01:10:01.060 or don't

01:10:01.540 know how to

01:10:01.840 treat them

01:10:02.320 or why a

01:10:03.600 guy

01:10:03.940 you know

01:10:05.680 treats a

01:10:06.480 woman like 0.99

01:10:06.920 an animal

01:10:07.360 or why a

01:10:08.480 woman feels 0.71

01:10:09.140 like she got

01:10:09.700 treated like

01:10:10.220 an animal

01:10:10.640 or why a

01:10:11.740 woman stays 0.99

01:10:12.360 in an

01:10:12.680 environment

01:10:13.020 when a

01:10:13.360 guy is

01:10:13.660 mistreating

01:10:14.120 her

01:10:14.380 you know

01:10:15.640 or why a

01:10:16.160 woman feels 0.71

01:10:16.600 afraid to

01:10:17.480 talk about

01:10:18.700 what happened

01:10:19.200 to her

01:10:19.540 you know

01:10:20.780 it's just

01:10:21.260 I just

01:10:21.940 think we

01:10:22.520 I don't

01:10:24.560 know if

01:10:24.760 what we

01:10:25.060 want

01:10:25.600 innately

01:10:27.620 and what

01:10:28.620 we really

01:10:29.040 want in

01:10:29.340 our hearts

01:10:29.720 is what

01:10:30.180 we are

01:10:32.260 is the

01:10:35.400 world that

01:10:35.760 we're creating

01:10:36.380 or the

01:10:37.460 world that

01:10:37.800 we're letting

01:10:38.260 be created

01:10:38.980 by people

01:10:40.220 that control

01:10:40.860 it

01:10:41.120 I don't

01:10:42.200 know

01:10:42.460 it's wild

01:10:43.860 it's wild

01:10:44.620 dude

01:10:45.040 it is wild

01:10:46.740 but

01:10:47.180 I appreciate

01:10:48.520 you guys

01:10:48.820 being here

01:10:49.120 with me

01:10:49.520 and happy

01:10:50.300 Thursday to

01:10:50.880 you guys

01:10:51.320 and I want

01:10:52.280 to thank

01:10:52.580 everyone

01:10:52.880 we got to

01:10:53.420 21,000

01:10:54.240 subscribers

01:10:54.940 on YouTube

01:10:56.040 if we get

01:10:56.940 up to

01:10:57.520 30,000

01:10:58.920 man I'm

01:10:59.200 gonna do

01:10:59.360 something

01:10:59.540 special

01:10:59.860 for you

01:11:00.120 guys

01:11:00.400 I'll put

01:11:00.920 out a

01:11:01.160 comedy clip

01:11:01.620 you haven't

01:11:01.940 seen

01:11:02.220 or do

01:11:02.480 something

01:11:02.660 special

01:11:03.100 so

01:11:03.960 thank you

01:11:05.000 guys so

01:11:05.400 much

01:11:05.820 hit the

01:11:06.420 hotline

01:11:06.720 if you

01:11:06.900 have any

01:11:07.120 questions

01:11:07.600 or thoughts

01:11:08.560 or suggestions

01:11:09.900 any constructive

01:11:11.100 criticisms as

01:11:11.980 well for me

01:11:12.540 I'm always

01:11:13.140 open to

01:11:13.660 them

01:11:13.960 you know

01:11:14.800 that number

01:11:15.980 is

01:11:16.100 985-664-9503

01:11:19.020 and if you

01:11:20.520 have

01:11:20.700 you know

01:11:21.580 and I'm not

01:11:21.880 trying to be

01:11:22.200 right in

01:11:22.620 anything we're

01:11:23.000 talking about

01:11:23.520 I'm just

01:11:23.780 trying to

01:11:24.080 talk about

01:11:24.580 it

01:11:24.820 and I

01:11:25.620 appreciate

01:11:25.940 so much

01:11:26.320 the community

01:11:26.760 that we're

01:11:27.060 creating here

01:11:27.540 online

01:11:27.980 and you

01:11:29.100 guys be

01:11:29.460 good

01:11:29.820 be good

01:11:31.360 yourselves

01:11:31.760 you probably

01:11:32.180 deserve it

01:11:32.700 you know

01:11:32.940 that

01:11:33.220 here we go

01:11:34.040 that's

01:11:48.900 luchador's

01:11:49.780 longfellow

01:11:50.600 josh porter

01:11:53.640 maybe if

01:12:02.640 you have

01:12:02.780 a lady 0.72

01:12:03.060 over

01:12:03.260 just put

01:12:03.620 this on

01:12:04.120 and just

01:12:05.640 look at

01:12:05.980 each other

01:12:06.300 for a little

01:12:06.700 while

01:12:07.080 see what

01:12:11.740 the vibe

01:12:12.180 is

01:12:12.440 I bet

01:12:12.700 you

01:12:12.840 I bet

01:12:13.700 you'll get

01:12:13.920 a vibe

01:12:14.180 you can

01:12:14.420 trust

01:12:14.760 if you

01:12:14.940 got

01:12:15.060 something

01:12:15.260 beautiful

01:12:15.520 like this

01:12:15.940 going on

01:12:16.300 in the

01:12:16.500 background

01:12:16.840 you know

01:12:17.220 I bet

01:12:17.820 you'll get

01:12:18.040 a classy

01:12:18.500 vibe

01:12:18.980 going on

01:12:19.440 or something

01:12:19.760 real

01:12:20.160 I bet

01:12:22.980 you'll

01:12:23.360 make a

01:12:26.160 bridge

01:12:26.380 you can

01:12:26.640 trust

01:12:27.060 y'all be

01:12:27.400 good

01:12:27.680 ladies and 0.98

01:12:30.640 gentlemen

01:12:30.940 I'm Jonathan

01:12:31.760 Kite

01:12:32.140 and welcome

01:12:32.740 to Kite

01:12:33.200 Club

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01:12:35.100 sharing thoughts

01:12:35.700 on things

01:12:36.180 like current

01:12:36.700 events

01:12:37.120 stand-up

01:12:37.880 stories

01:12:38.340 and seven

01:12:39.120 ways to

01:12:39.660 pleasure your

01:12:40.220 partner

01:12:40.660 the answer

01:12:41.700 may shock

01:12:42.280 you

01:12:42.560 sometimes

01:12:43.240 I'll interview

01:12:43.880 my friends

01:12:44.580 sometimes I

01:12:45.600 won't

01:12:45.900 and as

01:12:47.080 always

01:12:47.440 I'll be

01:12:47.840 joined by

01:12:48.240 the voices

01:12:48.680 in my

01:12:49.060 head

01:12:49.400 you have

01:12:50.260 three

01:12:50.880 new

01:12:51.440 voice

01:12:51.780 messages

01:12:52.260 a lot

01:12:53.340 of people

01:12:53.720 are talking

01:12:54.240 about

01:12:54.620 Kite

01:12:54.940 Club

01:12:55.280 I've been

01:12:55.960 talking

01:12:56.360 about

01:12:56.740 Kite

01:12:57.020 Club

01:12:57.260 for so

01:12:57.700 long

01:12:58.080 longer

01:12:58.520 than

01:12:58.800 anybody

01:12:59.260 else

01:12:59.700 so

01:13:00.080 great

01:13:00.520 hi

01:13:01.500 sweet

01:13:02.040 you

01:13:02.500 anyone

01:13:04.480 who doesn't

01:13:05.060 listen to

01:13:05.480 Kite

01:13:05.760 Club

01:13:06.000 is a

01:13:06.600 dodgy

01:13:06.880 bloody

01:13:07.180 wanker

01:13:08.060 Jermaine

01:13:08.760 I'll take

01:13:10.720 a quarter

01:13:11.120 pounder

01:13:11.560 with cheese

01:13:12.040 and a

01:13:12.480 McFlurry

01:13:13.080 sorry sir

01:13:13.640 but our

01:13:13.900 ice cream

01:13:14.200 machine

01:13:14.440 is broken

01:13:14.920 I think

01:13:18.260 Tom Hanks

01:13:18.780 just

01:13:19.000 butt

01:13:19.300 dialed

01:13:19.680 me

01:13:19.860 anyway

01:13:20.320 first rule

01:13:21.200 of Kite

01:13:21.500 Club

01:13:21.720 is

01:13:22.280 tell

01:13:22.660 everyone

01:13:23.160 about

01:13:23.480 Kite

01:13:23.760 Club

01:13:24.000 second rule

01:13:24.760 of Kite

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01:13:25.380 is

01:13:25.940 tell

01:13:26.340 everyone

01:13:27.000 about

01:13:27.520 Kite

01:13:27.840 Club

01:13:28.180 third rule

01:13:28.980 like and

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01:13:33.320 yeah

01:13:33.760 and yes

01:13:34.660 don't worry

01:13:35.240 my Brad Pitt

01:13:36.080 impression

01:13:36.480 will get

01:13:36.960 better

01:13:37.280 is

01:13:54.520 you

01:13:56.600 you

01:13:58.660 you

01:14:02.600 you

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - January 18, 2018

Me(n)Too ｜ This Past Weekend #68

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