This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Music Roast w⧸ Stevie Starlight

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00:04:24.460 Today, I got a man that's in here.

00:04:25.780 Here, let me, some of you who are listeners who have been here since day one will recognize this song.

00:04:39.540 Yeah.

00:04:43.100 Yeah.

00:04:43.940 This thing will make you want to play your leg, boy.

00:04:46.540 You hear that?

00:05:14.180 You hear this one, huh?

00:05:15.360 Set me free.

00:05:16.680 Mm-mm-mm-mm.

00:05:18.720 Just don't say goodbye.

00:05:23.200 Yeah.

00:05:24.260 It's you and me.

00:05:27.280 Enjoy the destination.

00:05:29.520 Nation.

00:05:30.720 Nation.

00:05:31.840 Nation.

00:05:32.800 Fantasy.

00:05:33.960 Fantasy, baby.

00:05:36.120 Paint it on the wall.

00:05:37.600 It's never too late to come over.

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00:05:55.440 So don't hesitate.

00:06:00.900 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

00:06:04.300 Guys, that song is, uh, was, uh, given to us, uh, in the beginning of this podcast, used by a man, a magical element of the universe.

00:06:12.620 I mean, just like, I mean, in a, in a special type of human, almost like a, you know, uh, you know, as if like the, as if, you know, they had some dark arts, but the Lord gift wrapped them.

00:06:23.220 You know, it's almost like the devil and the Lord just cleared their throat at the same time and just spit something right here into our studio.

00:06:29.540 And this beautiful creature is here today.

00:06:31.540 And that is Mr. Stevie Starlight.

00:06:44.360 Awesome, man.

00:06:45.280 Stevie Starlight.

00:06:46.460 What's up, bud?

00:06:47.120 Good to have you, man.

00:06:48.660 Thank you.

00:06:49.060 Yeah, nice to see you today.

00:06:50.700 You too.

00:06:51.360 Dude, thanks so much for coming in and joining us.

00:06:53.540 My pleasure.

00:06:54.440 Um, we just kind of like, I don't want to say we pirated your song.

00:06:58.140 No, it's good.

00:06:58.900 I kind of wanted to.

00:06:59.680 You moved that closer to your heart.

00:07:00.560 I wanted to donate it to you guys and dedicate it as, as a, uh, gift for, uh, what you do for all your fans, you know?

00:07:06.720 Oh, right on, man.

00:07:07.420 Well, we, yeah, I mean, we definitely love it.

00:07:09.320 Like, I feel like, well, why don't you tell me, like, how did this song come about for you?

00:07:15.740 Well, you know, I just kind of just came to me.

00:07:17.700 I don't, I don't mean to just, like, shortchange it like that.

00:07:19.960 It just really came in a matter of five minutes.

00:07:22.140 Wow.

00:07:22.580 And usually my best songs come that way.

00:07:24.380 Yeah?

00:07:24.880 Yeah, like, the ones I work on for a while, people are like, all right, they don't really feel that, you know?

00:07:28.540 Yeah.

00:07:29.340 What do you think it is about that?

00:07:31.560 You know what?

00:07:32.060 It's just a gift from God when it comes like that, man.

00:07:34.540 Yeah.

00:07:34.720 It's one of the music gods.

00:07:36.240 When they give it to you like that, you just gotta take it and just run with it.

00:07:39.360 Do you find that there's a certain time of the day or year or anything like that, and there's a water for you right there if you want it?

00:07:45.500 Do you find that there's a certain time of the day or that you feel those, like, compulsions or those?

00:07:51.060 You know what?

00:07:51.580 There's no time, no exact time because it comes at random hours.

00:07:55.540 It'll be four in the morning.

00:07:56.500 I'm sitting in bed.

00:07:57.280 I'm like, I hear a little something in my head.

00:07:59.460 I go, I gotta get up and go put that down.

00:08:01.600 Because if I don't, it just goes into the ether, gone.

00:08:05.060 And then I'm like, damn, what could that have been, you know?

00:08:07.880 Wow.

00:08:08.160 You know, and when I do force myself to do it, and sometimes it is forcing yourself to do it because it's like you gotta work it.

00:08:14.160 Yeah.

00:08:14.540 And you do it, and then it's like, wow, I'm really glad I did that.

00:08:17.680 Yeah.

00:08:17.820 But for that particular song, I remember I'm just sitting, and it happened like, boom, like I had this little riff.

00:08:23.380 Mm-hmm.

00:08:26.380 And then the lyrics just came out, a man could be higher than a mountain.

00:08:30.520 It just really just came out, you know?

00:08:32.360 And I wrote it all down on paper within 30 minutes, and the song was done.

00:08:36.060 Yeah, it's a hit, man.

00:08:37.140 Thank you, bro.

00:08:37.740 And so whenever, like, how did you get into the tunes, man?

00:08:41.200 How did you get into tuning?

00:08:42.320 My stepdad played a lot of music growing up.

00:08:44.500 You know, 12, 13, I was breaking the strings.

00:08:46.760 He'd be coming in, whooping me.

00:08:48.700 Yeah, was he a decent man?

00:08:49.880 He was.

00:08:50.460 You know what?

00:08:50.840 I didn't understand at the time.

00:08:51.920 He was very strict, very disciplined, disciplined, you know, to the max, you know?

00:08:56.800 Yeah.

00:08:57.180 Scary.

00:08:57.800 Wow, yeah.

00:08:58.100 Plus he was Guatemalan, and that didn't help.

00:09:00.780 Yeah, Guatemalan, dude.

00:09:02.300 It's a fruit, too, if you have a lisp, you know?

00:09:06.240 Guatemalan, right?

00:09:06.840 So, yeah, you know, it was like, he was very musical, though, so I'm very thankful for

00:09:11.780 that.

00:09:12.300 You know, he had keyboards all around.

00:09:13.700 I was always just trying to pick up what I could, you know?

00:09:16.060 So that's really how you got into music, is basically because of a step, because of

00:09:21.280 your stepdad had these elements around.

00:09:22.700 Totally.

00:09:24.080 Very much so.

00:09:24.880 You know, he was there, and we'd lock them all up in a room, and I'd sneak out, and I'd

00:09:29.560 go into the room, and I'd have to lock that door up, you know?

00:09:32.520 But I eventually figured out a little trick.

00:09:34.000 I'd put a belt on a coat hanger, and I'd latch it underneath the door, and get it just

00:09:39.720 right where I'd hear it, and I'd pull it down, and the door would lock, and I'd be out the

00:09:43.760 other side.

00:09:44.840 And then he figured out my trick later on, you know?

00:09:46.800 He wanted to whoop me, but he's like, it's pretty smart that you figured that out.

00:09:50.780 So he had to respect it a little, huh?

00:09:52.380 Kind of, you know?

00:09:52.860 So with music, like, what's your journey been like with music?

00:09:55.700 Like, did you start here in Los Angeles?

00:09:57.280 Did you come here to Los Angeles?

00:09:59.400 See, my real dad was like a playboy.

00:10:01.220 He was out here working for Orion Pictures, doing the whole thing, you know?

00:10:03.960 He's a single bachelor man, and I'd come out here on the Christmas vacations in summer,

00:10:10.480 and I'd love the air out here.

00:10:12.380 I felt something was different about this place, you know?

00:10:15.100 And I'd want to be out here, and he'd be like, hey, what's your stepdad doing?

00:10:18.020 Is he still whooping you?

00:10:18.800 I'll come in there and whoop him.

00:10:20.000 Like, he would be like that, and he actually flew to Texas one time.

00:10:22.520 Really?

00:10:22.980 He was pulling your ear, he goes, step outside, Steve.

00:10:24.900 And all I hear is like a cartoon.

00:10:28.020 And he walked out, he goes, come on, let's go to the park, Steve.

00:10:30.600 My real dad's Italian.

00:10:32.340 Crazy dude, man.

00:10:33.800 So you had the Italians and the Guatemalans going at it.

00:10:36.220 Yeah, totally, man.

00:10:37.520 Wow, man.

00:10:38.480 Your mom likes to fuck abroad, huh?

00:10:40.020 Yeah, and they both have like the same birthday.

00:10:41.720 No.

00:10:42.520 November, yeah.

00:10:43.560 Both hardcore Scorpios.

00:10:46.120 Dang.

00:10:46.760 Crazy, right?

00:10:47.840 So what does that tell you about your mom, like when you look at her partners?

00:10:50.580 Like, what is that?

00:10:51.860 My mom's a crazy fire, too.

00:10:53.500 She's an Aries.

00:10:54.400 And she's just like, I don't know if that's fire, but she's very, she's like her mom a lot.

00:10:59.320 She's Aries, same kind of vibe.

00:11:00.940 I feel it.

00:11:01.440 Yeah.

00:11:01.740 It's like, you know, it's a certain energy, you know.

00:11:03.920 But they want to be left alone, but they also want to do a lot on their own.

00:11:07.160 They've got a young mind, but they're also very smart about things.

00:11:10.760 It's interesting.

00:11:11.600 But I love my mom.

00:11:12.340 I talk to her.

00:11:13.360 Yeah.

00:11:13.540 I don't call her all the time, but I wish I would, you know, I don't call anybody all

00:11:17.200 the time.

00:11:17.720 I find that I spend a lot of time on myself.

00:11:20.020 Solitude.

00:11:21.300 And so when you got out here, so your father, your real father was living out here.

00:11:26.440 Yeah.

00:11:26.840 So you came to visit him.

00:11:27.900 I did.

00:11:28.460 And then at what point did you kind of make that move, that full move out here?

00:11:31.460 When I was 17, I got kicked out of my place in Texas.

00:11:35.120 So then you had to come out here.

00:11:36.260 Yeah.

00:11:36.900 So my dad goes, all right, come with me.

00:11:38.280 And I spent a week on my dad's couch.

00:11:39.840 He booted me, kicked me out there, too.

00:11:41.820 For what?

00:11:42.240 Because I rode my bike, and I snuck out of the house, and he's like, you want to go

00:11:45.800 out with them?

00:11:46.320 You want to go outside?

00:11:47.140 Go out with them now.

00:11:47.960 And he took my bike, brought it downstairs, because now you go with them.

00:11:51.900 Wow.

00:11:52.100 And I had nowhere to go.

00:11:53.280 And I was like, call him.

00:11:54.000 Dad, please, can I come home?

00:11:55.680 And a week into it, no, but he's like, a week later, he's like, all right, come on,

00:11:59.220 Steve.

00:11:59.860 Wow, a week he made you stay out?

00:12:01.100 Yeah.

00:12:01.720 A week I was out there, bro.

00:12:03.040 And I was with these freaks, belly dancers in Venice, going nuts on rooftops.

00:12:06.440 I'm like, I love this.

00:12:07.640 People playing bongos, going, paka, paka, paka.

00:12:09.580 I'm like, this is awesome.

00:12:10.520 So, well, but two days later, you start getting hungry, you know what I mean?

00:12:13.480 Yeah.

00:12:14.060 You wonder where am I going to go, where am I going to sleep tonight?

00:12:16.420 That roof is kind of getting a little weird, you know?

00:12:18.300 Yeah, so then you had to get back home.

00:12:20.620 Yeah, man, you know?

00:12:21.700 And then when did the, so now you had these music elements, you're living with your dad

00:12:25.100 out here, and then what happens?

00:12:27.640 You know, I just, I found that if this is what I want to really do, I got to put my best

00:12:31.240 foot forward and really just stay on the grind and just like, you know, take it seriously.

00:12:35.300 And did that happen, or did it not happen?

00:12:37.080 Well, I've been, I took it seriously.

00:12:38.520 I've gotten my music in a lot of movies and stuff.

00:12:40.520 And I've made money on my music.

00:12:42.900 I still do.

00:12:43.500 That's how I make my money.

00:12:44.980 And so I support myself.

00:12:46.620 And so I buckled down somewhat to at least get that into a position where I can, you know,

00:12:52.620 sustain some life energy out of it, you know?

00:12:54.780 Yeah.

00:12:55.920 And whenever, like, so, but take me in, so when did Stevie Starlight start?

00:13:01.560 That happened when I had a, my real last name was Natale, you know, like my dad, it's his

00:13:06.100 last name, it's Christmas.

00:13:07.200 They called me Stevie Christmas, but that's in the past.

00:13:09.920 And my grandfather's name was Nick, so he was St. Nick Natale.

00:13:12.740 Uh-huh.

00:13:13.000 For Christmas.

00:13:14.220 Wow.

00:13:14.460 How about that, right?

00:13:15.740 So, yeah.

00:13:16.600 So basically, I was in this band called the Stevie Natale Band.

00:13:20.780 Uh-huh.

00:13:20.920 And this is when all that Iraq war was going on, and people thought I was Stevie and the

00:13:24.480 Tally Band.

00:13:25.380 And that had to change real quick.

00:13:26.960 Like, so my drummer, I broke down on my car, I had this 57 Mercedes Benz, right?

00:13:32.400 And I'm driving my car, I had no headlights, no dome lights, no rear lights, no brake lights,

00:13:37.400 no nothing.

00:13:38.200 I love that.

00:13:38.780 The fuse went out.

00:13:39.620 That's the dark arts on wheels, bro.

00:13:41.060 I'm like, I'm going to make it home.

00:13:42.540 This guy, Jimmy, he's a beautiful guy, still talk to him this day, long hair, Italian dude,

00:13:46.400 a glass blower, has a shop right up the street.

00:13:49.840 He goes, he goes, you'll make it home.

00:13:51.600 He's like, dude, you're like Stevie Starlight.

00:13:53.520 And he put that name on me, and it created a monster, and I turned everything into Stevie

00:13:56.940 Starlight.

00:13:58.880 Much to his dismay at the time, because he didn't really like that, but he just supports

00:14:01.900 whatever I do.

00:14:02.560 He's a good guy.

00:14:03.640 So at that point, so Stevie Starlight was born?

00:14:05.840 Born.

00:14:06.420 That day, that night.

00:14:07.840 And did you take it on as like a persona, or was it just a stage thing?

00:14:12.280 You know what?

00:14:12.920 That's a good question.

00:14:13.820 I took it on because I felt I can do more and step out of my box, because you have some

00:14:23.700 of the name to run with.

00:14:26.320 He or someone new.

00:14:27.200 Yeah, and now I'm getting to a point where I want to maybe transmogrify into another

00:14:31.420 element, you know?

00:14:32.760 Like?

00:14:33.300 Maybe just who I really am, Stevie Natali.

00:14:35.780 Oh.

00:14:36.680 You know?

00:14:37.280 So you might back out of the starlight.

00:14:40.120 I might be a little, you know, a little too tootie-fruity for some people, but you know

00:14:44.700 what I'm saying?

00:14:45.440 Yeah, don't leave me hanging on cam.

00:14:46.740 No, I won't.

00:14:47.660 I'm sorry, I didn't see you, man.

00:14:48.460 No, it's okay.

00:14:48.980 I never would.

00:14:49.700 No, I know you wouldn't.

00:14:50.320 Bring it back.

00:14:50.660 Beautiful.

00:14:50.980 There we go.

00:14:52.580 So I want to know, like with music, because now, was it a, did you feel, because a lot

00:14:58.460 of people move to Los Angeles and music is like their dream, right?

00:15:01.020 Or music is, they have this goal that they have to achieve.

00:15:04.360 And if they don't get there and, you know, and they really equate a lot of who they are

00:15:10.400 to, I think, levels of success, how has that honestly looked for you, like, in your life?

00:15:17.660 Well, you know what?

00:15:18.360 That's a good question, too.

00:15:19.360 And I think about that a lot, but I don't, I'm not too hard on myself.

00:15:23.680 I don't beat myself up on it, because I know I have a certain path, and that's ultimately

00:15:28.440 going to take place.

00:15:30.020 And whatever happens in that time is good, and this is the way that God wants me to do

00:15:34.760 this, and I'm going to do it.

00:15:35.860 Yeah.

00:15:36.160 And I don't beat myself up too much.

00:15:38.440 Good for you, man.

00:15:39.120 That's a nice gift to have, is to not beat yourself up about stuff.

00:15:41.880 I do, though, sometimes, because, you know, I can be my own worst critic as well.

00:15:46.320 And I might not crack that whip, like, on an eight to five on myself, because I'll be

00:15:49.620 up at five in the morning making music, and I'll still do it.

00:15:51.980 Right.

00:15:52.480 But sometimes I wish I did have that.

00:15:56.160 A little bit more of that other side that keeps you more in tune.

00:15:59.040 Yeah, a little bit, sometimes.

00:16:00.620 Yeah.

00:16:01.460 It's a give and take, you know?

00:16:02.840 Right.

00:16:03.120 It is a give and take.

00:16:04.320 It's such a give and take, man, because it's like, you know, we were just talking a little

00:16:08.960 bit ago about having to do, you know, podcasting.

00:16:12.280 It kind of takes away from being able to do stand-up comedy sometimes.

00:16:15.180 It's like, it's, you know, it's still awesome, and it's still a neat thing to do, and it's

00:16:20.260 like a fun way to communicate with people.

00:16:21.680 But, you know, it'll come, like, you know, I'll have some sets in the evening, and then

00:16:26.500 I'll finally be sitting down at, like, you know, 8.30 to start thinking about jokes and

00:16:31.200 ironing that out.

00:16:32.380 And so it's really tough.

00:16:34.580 And it's tough when you're a creative type of person, which I'm not ordaining myself a

00:16:40.440 creative type of person, but, I mean, I couldn't run a fucking, you know, like, there's a million

00:16:45.040 things I couldn't do, but I can sit in a chair and think up ideas.

00:16:48.880 Good, yeah, you can.

00:16:50.080 But when you're a creative type of person, it's tough to have that other side.

00:16:54.200 I know.

00:16:54.760 It's tough to also be your own boss.

00:16:56.440 Yeah.

00:16:56.940 It's like, I'm my own boss, and I'm also the worst employee.

00:16:59.660 Yeah, but he helps you out on some stuff, right?

00:17:01.560 Yeah, you know.

00:17:02.200 Chris definitely helps out.

00:17:03.340 I mean, I have a big help from Chris and Nick.

00:17:05.040 That helps a lot.

00:17:05.640 Nick, too.

00:17:05.820 Nick's nice.

00:17:06.420 Yeah, Nick's.

00:17:07.120 He's a cool guy.

00:17:07.820 Yeah, he's a super guy.

00:17:09.200 He's a premature baby.

00:17:10.300 Was he?

00:17:10.760 Yeah, he was.

00:17:11.600 Yeah, he couldn't tell.

00:17:12.640 Oh.

00:17:12.980 Yeah, if you get to know him a little bit, he comes in just about a month shy.

00:17:16.420 You're funny.

00:17:17.060 But he's like an eighth month, you know?

00:17:19.160 He's like an eight-month-old forever.

00:17:20.660 Okay.

00:17:20.940 But a beautiful young man.

00:17:22.140 Yeah.

00:17:23.400 But yeah, so were there parts?

00:17:26.040 So you didn't really attach your, you didn't attach kind of like material success or Hollywood

00:17:32.840 success to your happiness?

00:17:34.420 No, no.

00:17:34.740 Basically, I knew I was going to make it, so it didn't matter.

00:17:36.900 Right.

00:17:37.140 Maybe that's going to be when I'm 50, but I know that it's all, you go through the journey.

00:17:42.160 Like, I flipped the script on that when I said, enjoy the destination, because we're

00:17:45.820 already there.

00:17:47.060 You know what I mean?

00:17:47.680 You're already there.

00:17:48.340 Enjoy now.

00:17:49.260 Right.

00:17:49.600 You know, enjoy the destination, because, you know, people say enjoy the journey.

00:17:53.280 This is the journey, the destination.

00:17:54.760 You're already here.

00:17:55.520 Right.

00:17:55.940 You're already at your destination.

00:17:57.300 It's right now.

00:17:58.080 It's right now.

00:17:58.820 You know?

00:17:59.420 It's just like a, yeah, it's almost like a, just a way of reframing like a present.

00:18:03.600 So you got to just breathe and just wake up and be thankful for your breath and just

00:18:06.340 whatever happens throughout the day, you know, you'd be happy for it.

00:18:09.220 Yeah.

00:18:09.740 You know you're alive.

00:18:10.820 You know, that's great.

00:18:12.220 Man, it's amazing to stay in that place of gratitude.

00:18:14.220 You know, I'm thinking as you say, like, you know, the journey and the destination, I'll

00:18:21.840 start to realize a little bit, like as, you know, as little things will happen as I go

00:18:26.460 along in life, maybe I'll, you know, get to work on stage with somebody that I really

00:18:30.520 admire or like somebody that was like a hero of mine growing up as a comedian.

00:18:35.580 I'll hear them at like a show of mine, maybe in the back, I can have a distinct laugh.

00:18:39.760 Yeah.

00:18:40.060 This is like four years ago.

00:18:41.080 They had this guy named Damon Wayans who used to be on In Living Color.

00:18:44.380 Yeah.

00:18:44.620 I'm very familiar with him.

00:18:45.680 Yeah.

00:18:46.020 And he, I heard him in the back.

00:18:47.840 He was in the back of one, at a show I was at.

00:18:49.640 He was performing next, but I heard him laugh.

00:18:51.500 Wow.

00:18:51.820 Cause he has a very distinct laugh and I was like, wow.

00:18:54.740 I was like, that's crazy.

00:18:55.520 You're on stage thinking and hearing that.

00:18:57.280 And it's the only laugh I could hear.

00:18:58.580 It just suddenly just rung out.

00:18:59.960 It's like a, like a little Christmas bell.

00:19:01.180 Good for you, man.

00:19:02.380 And then, so you have little moments that kind of like excite you and keep you fired up.

00:19:05.900 Yeah.

00:19:05.920 And they'll boost you for a few months.

00:19:07.420 Yes.

00:19:07.580 Maybe, you know, sustain you.

00:19:09.800 Yeah.

00:19:10.080 You're on your own again, man.

00:19:11.220 You got to figure this out, man.

00:19:12.640 But then you're back to just, yeah, you're back on your own.

00:19:15.620 But I'm starting to realize that it's the parts in between those where you're battling

00:19:20.380 it out or you were staying with the path.

00:19:22.120 Big time.

00:19:22.780 And that's a lot of that.

00:19:25.400 Those are really the funnest parts.

00:19:28.820 Those are really the most, it's the challenge.

00:19:31.180 It is.

00:19:31.580 It's the.

00:19:31.920 Challenge for sure.

00:19:33.020 Yes.

00:19:33.980 It's the, it is that journey that is the, that's the, that's where you learn about yourself.

00:19:40.020 Yeah.

00:19:40.420 You don't really learn about yourself in the moments that are like, oh, when you're on stage

00:19:44.500 playing, that's not when you learn about yourself.

00:19:46.240 Like you don't learn when you're talking so much.

00:19:47.920 You just, you know, you're learning when you're listening, you know?

00:19:49.940 Yeah.

00:19:50.360 So those moments when you're looking for things and you're listening, you're peeping out things,

00:19:55.140 you're like trying to attain some inspiration.

00:19:57.780 Yeah.

00:19:58.140 That's when you're learning.

00:20:00.100 Yeah.

00:20:00.900 Yeah.

00:20:01.240 Yeah.

00:20:01.380 It's so funny.

00:20:01.800 I don't even know what I'm saying.

00:20:03.240 I believe you though.

00:20:04.160 It's like, say you're driving somewhere, like you, but you don't learn when you're on stage

00:20:08.100 when you're playing the music as much.

00:20:09.980 Yeah.

00:20:10.200 You learn when you're off stage and then it comes out.

00:20:12.680 I go into another element sometimes when I'm, I don't even know I'm there and I'll

00:20:16.040 just transcend into a thing where I can just feel free.

00:20:18.900 And I'm not even trying to do that.

00:20:19.980 That's not what I'm like, sometimes I'll be very focused and understand what's going

00:20:23.880 on at the moment.

00:20:24.360 But when I find like I'm going to a solo or something, I just let loose, you know?

00:20:27.520 Wow.

00:20:27.800 And I can't, I couldn't even tell you what I'm thinking then, man.

00:20:30.540 I really couldn't.

00:20:31.760 Dang.

00:20:32.180 You know, they put my stuff onto a brainwave and ask, what are you thinking right now?

00:20:36.160 I don't know what they would find in that thing.

00:20:38.960 Really.

00:20:39.880 And so have you, your whole time here in LA, have you lived in Venice?

00:20:44.620 Have you lived?

00:20:45.120 I've gone all around, man.

00:20:46.100 I've been through Eagle Rock, East LA, down to Malibu.

00:20:49.140 I've been in Venice most of the time.

00:20:50.720 Yeah.

00:20:51.120 Santa Monica, of course.

00:20:52.840 Venice has changed, huh?

00:20:54.100 Big time.

00:20:55.160 Big time.

00:20:55.900 What's happening in Venice, man?

00:20:57.180 Well, you know, it's just, I'm looking at this nice painting here of Venice.

00:20:59.660 I know the guy that actually painted the whole of that building right there behind that Mercedes,

00:21:04.360 the whole, all that stuff.

00:21:05.460 He's an amazing mural artist.

00:21:06.720 Oh, yeah.

00:21:07.320 Is that where that, uh...

00:21:09.100 That's where the bar is right there, Danny's.

00:21:11.380 Mm-hmm.

00:21:11.940 And across the street is Larry's.

00:21:13.580 But, um...

00:21:14.380 Man, Venice has changed.

00:21:15.300 You know, a lot of the good people are still there.

00:21:16.920 All the OGs are there.

00:21:18.580 All the Venice crew is there that I know.

00:21:21.240 Yeah.

00:21:21.560 I still go back there all the time and say what's up.

00:21:23.660 Yeah.

00:21:24.100 A lot of good people love me still there, and I love them.

00:21:26.200 Yeah.

00:21:26.680 But, um, just as far as the dynamic of all the, you know, stores moving in there and,

00:21:31.080 you know, Snapchat and all that stuff, people got a little perturbed with that.

00:21:34.400 I guess they bailed out of there.

00:21:36.400 Google is there.

00:21:37.620 Snapchat, Vice, a bunch of stuff that were over there.

00:21:40.580 They just feel, you know, impeded on because that's just, you know, it's a really hardcore town, Venice.

00:21:46.380 Yeah.

00:21:46.760 Don't you think?

00:21:47.460 Yeah.

00:21:47.860 Well, I'm fascinated by it because I just know it from, like, an outsider's perspective.

00:21:51.560 Right.

00:21:51.920 So, but, yeah, I mean, it has this, it has this, it's like where the, where saltwater kind

00:21:59.100 of met grunge a little bit or met, I don't know.

00:22:02.480 True.

00:22:02.680 You tell me about it.

00:22:03.780 Well, I got my first glimpse.

00:22:04.880 What was it like and what is it like?

00:22:06.100 When I was five years old, my dad was living out there.

00:22:08.440 And I went there, I was at the beach, I felt something in the air.

00:22:11.680 And ever since then, that feeling has never left me.

00:22:15.080 It's always the same when I go back there.

00:22:16.880 If I go there today, I'll feel that same feeling when I was five.

00:22:19.560 But you were just talking about this the other day, smells and certain things can bring you

00:22:23.160 back to something.

00:22:24.160 Yeah.

00:22:24.780 And, man, just right, right when I go there, I feel it.

00:22:28.340 And I'm sure people do, wherever they're from, they can go back to that place and feel that

00:22:31.300 feeling.

00:22:32.000 It's really beautiful.

00:22:32.900 But Venice is a special place.

00:22:36.180 Yeah.

00:22:36.320 It'll always be.

00:22:37.300 And times will change and people will come and go.

00:22:39.220 But that energy will always be there.

00:22:41.880 Yeah.

00:22:42.220 I think.

00:22:43.020 Do you feel like, I mean, I mean, you know, a lot of times I notice that things get

00:22:49.140 changed by, you know, when money moves in, you know, when money moves in or when things

00:22:55.120 become, it's crazy.

00:22:56.900 It's like when we start to put, I don't know if it's appreciation on something or value on

00:23:04.000 something or when something's cool, it's hard to keep it cool.

00:23:10.020 Yeah.

00:23:10.520 You know, talking about things moving in like that.

00:23:12.380 And I did some reading on some things.

00:23:14.200 That's actually like a good thing because, you know, young money comes in and old money

00:23:18.500 moves out.

00:23:19.280 It's just like, it's a way of, of recycling things, you know, and that's, that's, that

00:23:23.680 needs to happen actually in life.

00:23:25.460 That's, it's going to happen no matter what.

00:23:27.240 They care about it anyways.

00:23:29.160 But some people get a little, you know, attached.

00:23:31.000 They feel like it's their home or whatever.

00:23:32.980 But you know what?

00:23:34.360 Sometimes it's the way it is, man.

00:23:36.160 It has to happen that way.

00:23:37.800 That's interesting.

00:23:38.560 Yeah.

00:23:38.720 It's like a lot of that maybe then is just about attachment.

00:23:41.460 It's like we get attached to, you know, to the way a street was to a family that, you

00:23:47.640 know, or to what the, what we like to see when we look outdoors, we like to see that and then

00:23:51.460 we get attached to it.

00:23:52.340 And when that changes, that kind of scares us.

00:23:54.260 Yeah, for sure.

00:23:55.700 It's interesting how, you know, Venice is such a, it's such a, I don't want to say it's

00:24:03.960 like a, there's, it's almost like this bottleneck of like art and dreams and.

00:24:09.840 Yes.

00:24:10.280 And.

00:24:11.680 I still see those people out there, like living on the beach, you know?

00:24:14.960 Yeah.

00:24:15.240 They're just out there on those little bungalows or not bungalows, but those things, cabana

00:24:19.780 type things that are called all along the beach.

00:24:23.560 Not bungalows.

00:24:24.440 Are they campers?

00:24:25.300 No, they're not campers.

00:24:26.200 They're just like this little bodega, no, not bogotas.

00:24:30.540 Bodegas?

00:24:31.020 Yeah, something like that.

00:24:31.800 I don't know, I'm losing my mind right now.

00:24:33.200 What are bogotas?

00:24:34.040 I don't know, bogonias are flowers.

00:24:35.720 I don't know, you know what I'm talking about?

00:24:38.520 Podegas?

00:24:39.020 Pagoda?

00:24:39.500 No, like those things where they all hang out and there's this little.

00:24:43.400 A bodega, maybe.

00:24:44.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:44.820 It could be.

00:24:45.260 They're all still there, man.

00:24:46.440 They're just drinking in the day and they're just like getting by, but I'm like, wow, what

00:24:50.340 do you, what do you want to do?

00:24:51.640 You know?

00:24:51.940 Is this what you want to do?

00:24:52.840 Maybe this is what they want to do.

00:24:54.020 Yeah.

00:24:54.460 Maybe this is what they're into.

00:24:55.300 Do you feel like, so a place like Venice and like, you know, you say it's still the same

00:25:05.180 sum, you know, but other people have moved in and things have to change and that's the

00:25:08.740 way it goes.

00:25:10.240 So do you feel like that a lot of people, we want to be so free, but then yet we get

00:25:15.400 so attached?

00:25:16.260 Yeah, they want to be free, but some people were born there.

00:25:18.400 You know, some of those people that were born there, those are the ones I'm talking about

00:25:21.480 have a real like connection with it and kind of like mad people are stepping in there.

00:25:26.280 Yeah.

00:25:26.740 They kind of need to get over that in a way because like, you know, they're always going

00:25:29.220 to be there.

00:25:29.620 Nobody's going to tell them to leave.

00:25:31.460 Oh, that's a good point.

00:25:32.820 It's like, no one's going to tell them to leave, but people are always want to come to

00:25:37.120 Venice.

00:25:37.660 Like it's, it's like millions of people every year come there.

00:25:40.220 Yeah.

00:25:40.680 More, you know?

00:25:41.740 It's pretty fascinating.

00:25:42.580 It is.

00:25:43.000 It's a nice place though.

00:25:43.780 It's gave me a lot of inspiration, helped me write a lot of songs and I spent a lot of time

00:25:46.960 there in my life and hopefully I'll spend a lot more time there too.

00:25:49.340 Yeah.

00:25:50.060 You have any children or no?

00:25:51.480 No.

00:25:53.120 None yet.

00:25:53.880 How about you?

00:25:54.220 No shooting stars, huh?

00:25:55.680 You're, you're, you're.

00:25:56.780 No children yet, man.

00:25:57.960 It could happen one day.

00:25:58.960 We'll see.

00:25:59.640 You know, I've been saving some, a little bit of semen at the house, bro.

00:26:02.560 Oh yeah?

00:26:03.120 Yeah.

00:26:03.520 I got some frozen.

00:26:04.620 Yeah.

00:26:04.760 Do you?

00:26:05.120 My buddy said you can just freeze it yourself.

00:26:06.960 Oh, that's a good idea.

00:26:08.740 Yeah.

00:26:09.360 Why not?

00:26:09.840 Because I make so much of it, I might as well put some away, right?

00:26:12.460 Jeez.

00:26:13.680 Spraying, man.

00:26:14.480 It's like, I'm just, yeah, I'm burning this dick at both ends.

00:26:18.260 I might as well save a batch or two, you know?

00:26:20.560 Mm-hmm.

00:26:21.160 Um, so we wanted to have you come on, man.

00:26:24.800 I mean, we appreciate you letting us use your song.

00:26:27.100 Yeah, man.

00:26:27.600 That's for you guys.

00:26:28.340 And it's fun, man.

00:26:29.320 And I typed that in.

00:26:30.160 I'm like, hope you like it, man.

00:26:31.060 And calling back, boom.

00:26:31.980 This is a banger.

00:26:32.700 I can't wait to put it on.

00:26:33.600 I'm like, oh, thanks, Theo.

00:26:35.060 Yeah.

00:26:35.600 Very cool.

00:26:35.980 It's just so good.

00:26:36.900 It's such a uplifting hit.

00:26:38.900 Mm-hmm.

00:26:39.260 Thank you.

00:26:39.480 And we would like to do an album and comprise like different, you know, maybe 10 different

00:26:44.220 songs over about after another year.

00:26:46.000 Yeah.

00:26:46.580 And then put them out.

00:26:48.140 You got my blessing on that, for sure.

00:26:49.380 I appreciate that.

00:26:49.940 For sure.

00:26:50.100 And we'll do, yeah, we'll probably just do like a profit share where half the profits

00:26:53.480 go to the artisan, half of them, maybe we'll find a charity or something.

00:26:55.560 That's cool.

00:26:55.700 We'll think of something cool.

00:26:56.580 Yeah.

00:26:56.920 Whatever you guys want, man.

00:26:57.780 I'm with you guys all the way, dude.

00:26:59.380 I love your attitude, though, of just not holding too tightly on the stuff.

00:27:04.220 You know what?

00:27:05.080 I have another side of me, too.

00:27:06.280 Like, I need help and work on, there's things that I get, you know, hypersensitive on, I

00:27:11.640 need to work on as well.

00:27:13.100 Yeah.

00:27:13.400 I'm in no way by a perfect person, but I do appreciate you saying that, you know?

00:27:17.380 I do try to be as positive as possible.

00:27:19.980 Yeah.

00:27:20.600 Mm-hmm.

00:27:20.940 Yeah, it is tough.

00:27:21.820 It's tough these days because you do want to, you know, and I find it even in here working

00:27:26.280 on the podcast, like, you know, we have such a good game plan and we have a good goal.

00:27:32.480 And then sometimes, but then there's certainly edgy and feisty moments along the way.

00:27:37.400 Yeah.

00:27:37.700 And I watch all your stuff, too, man.

00:27:39.580 Oh, yeah.

00:27:40.020 Thanks, man.

00:27:40.280 You know, I was a big fan before we even got in contact and I was watching you and I showed

00:27:43.460 Britney a bunch of your stuff.

00:27:44.500 She's like, he's hilarious.

00:27:45.660 Oh, thanks, dude.

00:27:46.740 You know?

00:27:47.320 Thanks, Britney.

00:27:47.780 And I don't mean to say, why is this guy global?

00:27:49.840 And I'm like, dude, he is global.

00:27:51.380 Everybody, every world knows about this guy.

00:27:53.480 And then I remember you were a little down on yourself for not being accepted into the Jimmy Fallon

00:27:57.360 thing.

00:27:57.820 And it's, you know how that whole thing's changed, man.

00:27:59.680 I watch the people that are on there right now.

00:28:01.000 Yeah.

00:28:01.420 I almost throw up, dude.

00:28:03.280 I'm so sorry, dude, because you were so deserving of that.

00:28:05.840 Thanks, man.

00:28:06.500 Yeah, man.

00:28:06.960 Yeah, a lot of, some stuff has just gotten so boring.

00:28:09.640 Yeah.

00:28:11.040 And they say, some people say they're so accepting, but it's only accepting in a weird

00:28:15.040 way.

00:28:16.600 And there's politics involved.

00:28:17.940 And I don't even know if we should go into that right now.

00:28:19.720 No, we don't have to.

00:28:20.820 But it's really weird.

00:28:21.280 I know what it is, though, man.

00:28:22.740 I know what it is.

00:28:23.920 It's really weird.

00:28:24.700 I think just a lot of people are disconnected.

00:28:26.560 I think there's just some different perspectives, you know, and people aren't seeing the same

00:28:30.860 world.

00:28:31.860 True.

00:28:32.480 You know, people are just seeing the different worlds.

00:28:36.280 So outside of music, like what other loves have you had in your life, man?

00:28:39.860 Um, you know what?

00:28:41.440 I love a lot of things.

00:28:42.480 I like, um, just a lot of artistry stuff, you know?

00:28:45.920 Um, I like to act lately.

00:28:47.760 I've been doing, getting some of that.

00:28:49.160 Oh, that's dope.

00:28:49.660 I've been doing some stuff, you know?

00:28:50.940 Yeah.

00:28:51.320 Some commercials and stuff like that.

00:28:52.460 Oh, that's cool.

00:28:52.960 I could see that, man.

00:28:54.200 You definitely seem like, kind of like a, uh, a bit of a flamingo, man.

00:28:58.140 And it's not even something I wanted to do.

00:28:59.640 I kind of got pushed into it, like helping this one person.

00:29:02.260 And then from there, I got a commercial agent.

00:29:04.600 And then from there, I did like three commercials, dude.

00:29:06.600 That's cool.

00:29:07.280 It's just like, I don't even really know what I'm doing.

00:29:09.280 I'm just having fun with it, you know?

00:29:11.180 It's being in the moment, trying to figure it out.

00:29:13.880 What are things you do to stay in the moment, you know, that seems to be like kind of a

00:29:16.980 theme for you?

00:29:17.480 Well, I have severe attention deficit hyperactive disorder to the max in high definition, dude.

00:29:23.460 So I'm trying to take it back.

00:29:24.340 Damn, it's 4K.

00:29:25.100 Just to be here and just to kind of, um, be in the moment with you.

00:29:29.820 Yeah.

00:29:30.380 But I, um, man, all the time, the day flies by, dude, so fast.

00:29:34.320 My mind is races and races and races.

00:29:36.240 I got to take a few steps.

00:29:37.440 Meditation helps a little bit.

00:29:38.880 Yeah.

00:29:39.060 I'm not that good at it.

00:29:39.960 I just try to just breathe and just like relax.

00:29:43.100 Um, diet helps, you know, just kind of like what you eat and whatnot, what times you eat.

00:29:47.420 But I have severe ADD.

00:29:49.060 I can't even read a whole book, a paragraph or something and forget what I just read.

00:29:52.400 Damn, bro.

00:29:52.920 I don't.

00:29:53.420 That happens to me sometimes, too.

00:29:55.060 It's just very frustrating sometimes.

00:29:56.520 Okay, so when you get to that point of like, like, what do you think happens?

00:30:00.240 Because I notice this, too.

00:30:01.120 I'll be reading a paragraph and then halfway through, I'll start thinking about something

00:30:07.560 else.

00:30:08.060 You might have a little bit of it.

00:30:09.180 But I won't even notice where I left.

00:30:12.540 Yep.

00:30:13.600 The story I was reading, I won't even notice where I left that and went into my own story

00:30:19.760 that's going on in my head.

00:30:20.780 You might have some of it.

00:30:21.780 And it's nothing, it's not a bad thing.

00:30:23.080 It's an artist thing.

00:30:24.280 Yeah.

00:30:24.620 It's a very creative thing.

00:30:26.040 You should embrace it.

00:30:27.060 What do you think it is?

00:30:28.200 Why do you think it happens?

00:30:29.360 Like, I know that, you know, there's all these scientific reasons, but like, what do you

00:30:32.560 think is going on that we would just drift off?

00:30:36.800 Because, you know, we're reading something.

00:30:38.440 Yeah.

00:30:39.380 And we had intention to read it.

00:30:41.800 Yeah, of course.

00:30:42.400 You want to read it.

00:30:43.260 Basically, it's chemicals in your brain, dude, that are not formulating, too, so that you can

00:30:49.080 attain focus is the problem.

00:30:51.020 And you have so much going on in your mind.

00:30:52.680 And maybe that's not as important to you as what you're trying to think about right

00:30:55.360 now.

00:30:55.960 Do you think it's any of its ego?

00:30:57.840 Like, we think that what we're going to create in our head is better than what is already

00:31:01.960 here?

00:31:02.160 No, I don't think it's like that.

00:31:03.440 It's in the moment, like more in the moment.

00:31:05.080 It's just like a matter of what you're doing in the moment.

00:31:07.160 Like, it's chemicals in the brain.

00:31:10.420 It's all.

00:31:10.740 I don't even know what.

00:31:12.940 That's what they've been telling me all about.

00:31:14.360 Chemicals in the brain.

00:31:15.120 Chemicals in the brain.

00:31:15.920 They're telling us this.

00:31:16.580 I don't even know what it means, but like, that's what they told me is I'm trying to pass it

00:31:19.980 along.

00:31:20.360 Yeah.

00:31:20.500 I have no idea.

00:31:21.320 Yeah, but you know, I read something all the time.

00:31:22.920 I don't remember what the fuck I just read, dude.

00:31:24.860 I don't know what I just read.

00:31:26.740 And I don't feel dumb because I know like I'm a smart person, but like, I'll go back

00:31:30.280 and read it again.

00:31:31.120 I'll get it.

00:31:32.080 Yeah.

00:31:33.160 That's how it is.

00:31:34.060 Do you notice that that has gotten better or worse over time?

00:31:36.620 And not even having to do with attention deficit issues, but with just the way that we've evolved

00:31:42.980 as people and how you see just in your own life.

00:31:46.320 Do you see any, do you see that it's harder or easier?

00:31:49.420 I don't know if the problem has gotten worse or better, but I know that I've gotten better

00:31:56.540 as a person.

00:31:57.340 I've evolved because I've been, you know, I've learned more and I'm more advanced with my

00:32:02.040 way of thinking.

00:32:02.820 So that helps it.

00:32:04.260 Right.

00:32:04.520 So you've got, right.

00:32:05.220 Okay.

00:32:05.500 So who you are now, you're able to like at least regroup and, you know, read it over

00:32:10.880 again or reexamine it or take a moment and then re-approach it.

00:32:15.540 Yeah.

00:32:15.700 It was before I was frustrated and I wouldn't understand, you know, but now that I'm matured,

00:32:20.300 I understand what's going on here.

00:32:22.160 And I think that my level of comprehension has gotten better.

00:32:25.940 Yeah.

00:32:26.680 Do you think, but say if like you were to read a book when you were 20 and you read a book

00:32:30.180 when you're 40, do you feel like one is easier than the other?

00:32:33.160 For me, 40 is much harder to read a book.

00:32:36.620 But you're not 40 yet, are you?

00:32:37.740 No, but I'm 38.

00:32:38.800 But I'll tell you, you're right.

00:32:39.680 I'm jumping in conclusions.

00:32:39.920 We were born in 1980, both of us.

00:32:41.260 Oh, really?

00:32:41.620 We're both monkeys.

00:32:42.580 Okay, cool, man.

00:32:43.480 Yeah.

00:32:44.440 We're both from the South.

00:32:45.740 Yeah.

00:32:45.900 I'm from Houston.

00:32:46.600 Are you really?

00:32:47.040 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:47.360 I was born in Houston.

00:32:48.120 Wow.

00:32:48.580 Yeah.

00:32:48.700 And I made my way up to New Orleans a couple of times.

00:32:50.360 Oh, that's cool, man.

00:32:51.480 Anyways, yeah.

00:32:52.120 What took you there?

00:32:53.240 Just partying.

00:32:54.020 People on like little party buses and whatnot.

00:32:56.260 We're going into New Orleans for the weekend.

00:32:57.680 You want to come?

00:32:58.340 Sure.

00:32:58.760 I'm 14.

00:32:59.380 I'll go have a party with you guys.

00:33:00.940 Dang.

00:33:01.380 Yeah, I was out there.

00:33:02.280 It was the wildest times I've ever had in my life right down there, too.

00:33:04.740 Oh, yeah?

00:33:05.200 Oh, yeah.

00:33:05.640 I mean, you know.

00:33:06.380 Yeah.

00:33:06.600 Down there, man.

00:33:07.340 There's some real, that's fiasco country.

00:33:08.940 Yeah.

00:33:09.080 You get into some real fiasco.

00:33:10.100 Yeah, you see beads out there all year long, and it's like Mardi Gras, you know?

00:33:13.220 Oh, yeah.

00:33:13.800 One lady, one time, had a bunch of beads in her pussy.

00:33:17.460 Oh, my God.

00:33:18.140 Yeah.

00:33:18.740 Wow.

00:33:22.060 Yeah, she just pulled them out forever, bro.

00:33:24.220 And nobody wanted them.

00:33:26.040 That's terrible.

00:33:27.100 Yeah.

00:33:27.380 That's too much.

00:33:28.240 It's like, yeah, lady.

00:33:29.300 Oh, my gosh.

00:33:29.960 She thought people wanted them, huh?

00:33:31.480 Yeah, she thought people wanted them, and they looked like they'd been in there a while,

00:33:34.080 bro.

00:33:34.740 You know?

00:33:35.400 It was like, definitely nobody wanted those last week either, obviously.

00:33:38.100 Oh, God.

00:33:38.580 Were they pearl in everything?

00:33:39.320 They're still in there.

00:33:40.180 I mean, something had happened to them.

00:33:41.440 I think they'd gotten a little bit, you know.

00:33:43.940 Color disfiguration?

00:33:44.840 Yeah, they might have been pearlized a little bit, you know?

00:33:47.880 But then somebody, I remember we had a girl tried to put a piece of sand in her vagina

00:33:51.720 and tried to make a pearl over, like, about 11 years.

00:33:53.980 How crazy is that?

00:33:54.740 A little plan, baby, huh?

00:33:55.180 Yeah.

00:33:55.760 Damn.

00:33:56.240 Kind of cool.

00:33:57.040 It's all right.

00:33:57.660 They got some real adventure bears down there.

00:34:00.360 Yeah, they do.

00:34:01.840 Well, since we loved your song so much, we wanted to have you come in, and we want to...

00:34:07.180 We've had so many songs submitted over the past year.

00:34:10.460 I mean, we probably...

00:34:11.200 Wow, I feel honored that you guys play me after having all those submissions.

00:34:14.200 Yeah, no, well, look...

00:34:15.160 It's very cool of you guys.

00:34:16.220 Dude, it's an uplifter, and we'll play it more often.

00:34:18.280 And sometimes we go through cycles where we, you know, get stuck in one.

00:34:22.160 Oh, no, I watch...

00:34:23.180 I see how you...

00:34:23.940 All the other stuff is really good, too, man.

00:34:25.560 Oh, thanks, man.

00:34:26.280 Spencer Jacobs and...

00:34:27.480 Yeah.

00:34:27.920 All of them.

00:34:28.380 Everything you put on is great.

00:34:29.600 Yeah, well, thanks, dude.

00:34:30.660 I feel in good company.

00:34:31.540 Yeah, well, I think you are.

00:34:32.860 Thank you.

00:34:33.340 Yeah, I think you are, man.

00:34:34.320 I think you're the leader of good company.

00:34:35.660 Oh, man, come on.

00:34:36.640 We want to roast a couple of songs, though, here.

00:34:38.680 You can like them, and I can roast them.

00:34:40.180 We've already asked people if we could roast their music.

00:34:42.580 People have sent in some great stuff over the past year, and people have sent in some...

00:34:46.880 Come up for whatever.

00:34:47.500 People have sent in some real shit.

00:34:49.180 Oh, come on.

00:34:50.100 So, look, I feel you, bro.

00:34:51.620 Look, I feel you.

00:34:52.640 All right, let's do this.

00:34:53.400 And I have personally emailed these people.

00:34:55.260 Oh, you have?

00:34:55.840 And made sure I said, look...

00:34:57.240 Oh, that's good.

00:34:57.740 They probably feel good about that.

00:34:58.580 We may roast some of it, so...

00:35:00.260 Wow.

00:35:01.680 All right, so the first one we're going to get to is Kill My Buzz by Jimmy DeMora.

00:35:06.360 And this is actually the one that even started this, because this guy specifically asked

00:35:10.500 us to roast them.

00:35:11.980 Wow.

00:35:12.360 Kill My Buzz.

00:35:13.020 And who's Buzz?

00:35:13.680 A grandparent?

00:35:14.500 Yeah.

00:35:15.100 Well, we're going to find out in a second.

00:35:17.200 You made me talk about Buzz Aldrin doing some space stuff.

00:35:19.680 Yeah, he might be.

00:35:20.620 And I looked Buzz Aldrin in the eyes, and it looked like he hadn't been to space.

00:35:23.560 And I'll say that again.

00:35:24.100 Right.

00:35:24.120 Yeah, and I remember that episode where you said that.

00:35:25.720 And I go, wow, that's interesting, because I have my own thoughts about that whole thing.

00:35:28.320 We'll get into that one another time.

00:35:29.180 Okay, we'll get into that right after this hit.

00:35:30.380 And here we go.

00:35:31.380 And here we go.

00:35:38.420 You broke me down, down.

00:35:41.820 That's why I'm not sober.

00:35:43.380 That's how I'm getting over you.

00:35:45.480 And I'm not proud, proud, proud.

00:35:48.960 Why you gotta rub it in my face, though?

00:35:52.120 Why you gotta come around to when you see me out?

00:35:55.640 It's not too bad.

00:35:56.860 Not too bad.

00:35:59.020 I mean, I'll throw a jab in if I feel it, man, but it's not too bad yet.

00:36:02.980 I could see this one being like a beat.

00:36:05.020 Okay.

00:36:06.100 Mixing a little bit of that hip-hop with that artist with me with that guitar music.

00:36:10.300 Yeah.

00:36:10.960 Pretty good.

00:36:11.480 Okay, let's phase out of that one, man.

00:36:15.900 Yeah, I feel like that's something you would listen to maybe at the beach if you're having

00:36:18.120 fun with your friends, you know, or if somebody, like, if you, like, threw a Frisbee into a

00:36:25.560 neighbor's yard and you had to go get it, turn it back up and play it again.

00:36:28.700 Totally, that's exactly what's going on right there.

00:36:30.020 Yeah.

00:36:30.540 Yeah.

00:36:32.180 You gotta go over there and get it.

00:36:33.180 That's how it's playing.

00:36:37.760 Yeah, like, oh, shit, my Frisbee's over there.

00:36:40.080 You gotta run in and get it.

00:36:41.480 Yeah, precisely.

00:36:44.140 Okay, cool.

00:36:44.800 That's good.

00:36:47.020 What do you think about that moon landing, man?

00:36:48.520 You mentioned that.

00:36:49.460 You know, I had my thoughts on and off about it.

00:36:51.300 And I go on and off, too.

00:36:52.260 I was very big into, like, and I hated space and Star Wars and all that shit.

00:36:55.700 I'm not into, like, Star Trek.

00:36:57.440 Let's get that one thing clear.

00:36:58.840 Really?

00:36:59.460 Starlight don't like Star Trek?

00:37:00.860 No, I don't.

00:37:01.640 Wow.

00:37:01.900 It just seemed a little, like, eh, not beneath me, but I just never got it, right?

00:37:07.040 As far as, like, the alien stuff, I was way into that for a while.

00:37:10.860 And I had a vision of this alien, like, hovering over me.

00:37:13.840 I don't know if I was abducted or what, dude.

00:37:15.900 I don't think I was abducted.

00:37:17.340 But it's a strong vision of this reptilian was there.

00:37:20.920 And it's green, and I still see it right now in my head.

00:37:23.840 It's really weird.

00:37:25.260 So that was, like...

00:37:26.020 And that came to you?

00:37:26.800 And where was that at?

00:37:27.420 In Texas?

00:37:28.140 No, that was out here.

00:37:29.000 Yeah.

00:37:29.280 Yeah, and I was in my bed.

00:37:30.340 And as I always had these paralyzing moments where you couldn't move, and you would think

00:37:34.140 things were going on to you.

00:37:35.540 And I rolled with that for a while, because the more you think about that, the more it's

00:37:38.280 going to progress.

00:37:39.120 Then I had an entity that was, like, a spirit that followed me around.

00:37:43.000 And I was through a couple girlfriends that lived, man.

00:37:45.560 It finally left, right?

00:37:46.920 And it would embody the girlfriends?

00:37:48.320 No, but they would leave, and it would come on way heavy into me.

00:37:52.500 And I was scared to go to sleep.

00:37:54.160 So I wouldn't sleep, dude.

00:37:55.260 I wouldn't sleep.

00:37:55.940 That's how scared I was.

00:37:56.960 And when I went to sleep, of course, there it was again, waiting for me, dude.

00:38:00.720 So it was waiting on the other side of sleep?

00:38:02.920 Yeah.

00:38:03.140 It was waiting right after you would...

00:38:04.380 Exactly.

00:38:05.140 Oh, my God.

00:38:05.820 It was so scary.

00:38:06.720 But anyways, as far as the space...

00:38:08.160 And that's gone now.

00:38:08.840 That left me about 10 years ago.

00:38:10.400 Like a shadow kind of lived...

00:38:11.860 That's right with the song Shadow Man.

00:38:13.300 Inside your subconscious, really?

00:38:14.800 Yeah.

00:38:15.620 Creeping darkness, shadow on the wall.

00:38:17.300 Fell out the footstep, monster, and it made me crawl.

00:38:20.280 Dang.

00:38:20.460 You know what I mean?

00:38:21.460 Living lonely, the secret world of mine.

00:38:23.680 I'll wake you up in the morning and lead you on the starting line.

00:38:26.600 You know what I mean?

00:38:27.500 And so that was one of my songs, Shadow Man.

00:38:29.780 I'm going to put that out a little bit later.

00:38:32.180 Yeah, let us know, man.

00:38:33.100 We'll play that one.

00:38:33.640 That sounds live.

00:38:34.580 The space stuff, though, I really was fascinated with it for some reason.

00:38:38.880 And it's still under this day.

00:38:40.060 But I have my thoughts about the moon landing.

00:38:43.080 I think it did happen, and I think it didn't happen.

00:38:45.340 The Van Allen belt and all that stuff, radiation, how the hell are you going to get past that?

00:38:49.600 Why did we not go back?

00:38:50.820 And all this other stuff.

00:38:51.620 Why didn't Russia say, hey, you guys really didn't go there?

00:38:54.460 Or like, you know, China, there's so many reasons why I think that they didn't go.

00:38:59.060 And there's so many, a few reasons why I think they did go, too, you know?

00:39:01.740 Because they just didn't have that need to go back.

00:39:05.100 The space race was over with as far as Russia.

00:39:08.300 Right.

00:39:08.900 What are your thoughts on that?

00:39:10.060 Well, it's like, did we get there, and then there's no more value in going?

00:39:14.220 Right.

00:39:15.300 Because it seems like nowadays with so many companies that some company almost would be like,

00:39:20.980 we want to get there and put an advert, you know?

00:39:24.020 I've heard that we were banished from the moon.

00:39:25.660 Like, we went there, and we're not supposed to go back.

00:39:27.820 Really?

00:39:28.240 Yeah.

00:39:28.760 By someone or something?

00:39:30.060 Some things that are up there.

00:39:32.060 Damn.

00:39:32.460 And we were banished from the moon.

00:39:33.940 But now, why wouldn't Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin and those guys, if they really went,

00:39:37.220 why wouldn't they?

00:39:37.920 Well, you know, on his deathbed, Aldrin, not Buzz Aldrin, but who's the first guy?

00:39:41.720 Armstrong.

00:39:42.100 Armstrong, the first guy to land, you know, he sent his kind of convoluted message.

00:39:46.140 Did you ever hear that?

00:39:47.480 Mm-mm.

00:39:48.080 You should go on YouTube after this and just check it out, his message to humanity.

00:39:53.000 Really?

00:39:53.360 Yeah, you got to hear what he says.

00:39:55.180 Basically saying the whole thing was a hoax.

00:39:56.980 Uh-uh.

00:39:57.340 Yeah, and then he died a couple days later.

00:39:59.320 But I wonder, how do they know, okay, we're going to get these men who are going to carry

00:40:07.320 this lie forever?

00:40:08.740 Yeah, they got to be actors almost, right?

00:40:10.760 Yeah, but not only do they have to be actors, but they have to, you would have to want to

00:40:15.560 act at a level that was so in your core.

00:40:19.920 Right.

00:40:19.980 You'd have to want to be able to deceive at a level.

00:40:21.700 And how do they know that they're going to be able to keep that deception up?

00:40:24.140 The whole life.

00:40:24.740 Right.

00:40:25.400 Buzz Aldrin got punched.

00:40:26.240 Oh, he punched some dude in the face.

00:40:27.540 Did you see that video?

00:40:28.640 No, I'm not surprised, though.

00:40:29.800 Every time I look at him, he looks pissed.

00:40:31.260 Yeah, he's like, you are not an astronaut.

00:40:32.780 You did not go to, you did not, boom, knock him out right out of the street.

00:40:36.040 And he jacked him?

00:40:36.600 It's kind of cool.

00:40:37.540 Oh, I bet.

00:40:39.120 He probably got tired of hearing it from people.

00:40:40.560 Yeah, that's what it is.

00:40:41.740 Yeah, and I think that if we can fake a moon landing, we can probably trick a couple people

00:40:45.900 to make them think they went to the moon.

00:40:47.940 Oh, yeah.

00:40:48.240 I think they probably think that they did.

00:40:49.500 If the moon landing's fake, they probably just thought they went there.

00:40:52.080 Oh, that's a good point.

00:40:53.000 Maybe they did go somewhere.

00:40:54.780 Yeah.

00:40:55.160 You know, it could have been Cincinnati.

00:40:56.460 It could have been Dayton.

00:40:57.360 Yeah.

00:40:57.860 It could have been Dayton.

00:40:58.580 I've never even been to North Dakota.

00:41:00.220 They probably could have been there.

00:41:01.500 Right.

00:41:01.880 I heard that Stanley Kubrick directed the whole thing here in Hollywood.

00:41:04.900 Uh-uh.

00:41:05.420 If you see these little X lines on different little parts where they're getting the printouts

00:41:08.600 for the, you know, it's very convoluted.

00:41:10.320 But I noticed Joe Rogan was way into it.

00:41:12.400 Yeah.

00:41:12.560 But now he's like, doesn't talk about it.

00:41:14.700 You know, I don't want to get too into that.

00:41:16.000 But like, I don't know if they've gotten to it or what, the handlers.

00:41:18.700 No, look, it's fascinating.

00:41:20.020 It is.

00:41:20.820 But also, as we become more technologically advanced, especially in cinematography and

00:41:25.640 everything, you start to see how easy it would be to do that.

00:41:29.520 Yeah.

00:41:29.820 I heard the technology in the iPhone is more advanced than was in the whole Apollo spaceship

00:41:34.600 when we went there.

00:41:35.700 Unbelievable.

00:41:36.780 Yeah.

00:41:37.320 Yeah.

00:41:38.300 Yeah, it's unbelievable.

00:41:39.060 I mean, it's like, say if one day robots take over, right?

00:41:46.360 I wonder if they're going to be mad that we owned an iPhone.

00:41:50.600 Or if they'll even know, though.

00:41:51.960 Oh, they'll know.

00:41:53.320 That's a certain, do they really know all the stuff that we know as far as feeling and

00:41:58.120 like having an empathy?

00:42:00.000 They don't have that.

00:42:01.240 Robots wouldn't have that, I don't think.

00:42:03.160 But I wonder, like, you know, say if they had a manifest now of people that own slaves,

00:42:08.300 that owned slaves, you know, or owned, you know, throughout time.

00:42:11.500 Yeah.

00:42:11.900 Okay?

00:42:12.720 And if they went back and looked at people's names and stuff, they would get pit.

00:42:15.900 People now, with people being free, would be upset at people that own the slaves, right?

00:42:20.960 Okay.

00:42:21.320 They would say, your lineage is of slave ownership.

00:42:24.800 Okay.

00:42:25.060 So I'm wondering that same thing.

00:42:26.900 If one day, if robots take over.

00:42:28.680 They're just told to be mad at that?

00:42:30.040 No.

00:42:30.400 If robots take over, will they look back at us and be like, oh, you used to own one of

00:42:34.760 us.

00:42:35.240 Ah.

00:42:36.260 I don't think so, because they don't have that, that's that one feeling that they won't

00:42:40.100 ever have.

00:42:41.140 That's what humans have.

00:42:42.480 They're a robot.

00:42:43.540 They can't ever have that feeling.

00:42:45.720 A feeling of discerning empathy or, they don't even know about tricking.

00:42:50.980 They don't even know about deception.

00:42:52.580 Ah, that's what you're saying.

00:42:53.420 They're just one-focused beings that are out there to do a job.

00:42:56.900 That's why they cannot be manipulated into otherwise thinking, you know?

00:43:00.780 But do you think if they could, say there are some that have become awake, okay?

00:43:06.580 If we want to use that term to kind of describe that.

00:43:08.680 Right.

00:43:09.040 That would be an extra chip you got to put in them, though.

00:43:11.500 Okay.

00:43:11.740 But say if somehow, there have been some that have become awake, wouldn't they, the

00:43:21.780 smartest thing for them to do would be to not let us know that.

00:43:25.220 Yeah, if they're that smart.

00:43:26.420 That's an advanced level of robot.

00:43:29.040 You know, you think about robots now, they're just like, in Boston groups, they're starting

00:43:31.940 to get, eh, eh, moving.

00:43:33.460 Then you see them now, they're like, oh shit, they're starting to do some other shit now.

00:43:36.120 Yeah.

00:43:36.680 Oh, there was one the other day.

00:43:38.060 But the deception part of it, it's a whole crazy thing.

00:43:39.980 Yeah.

00:43:40.220 There was one, a robot, there was like a robot that, they caught a robot blowing a dude.

00:43:44.660 No.

00:43:45.220 Yeah.

00:43:45.440 Outside of Van Ots.

00:43:47.140 And he made the robot do that, or the robot just willingly?

00:43:49.520 Robot showed up at his house, fucking blew him, and they called the cops.

00:43:51.900 That's crazy.

00:43:52.920 That's crazy, man.

00:43:53.640 What is that?

00:43:54.560 You know?

00:43:54.980 I like how he waited for the robot to finish.

00:43:57.460 Oh, yeah.

00:43:58.040 They needed to call the cops.

00:43:58.940 Of course, because you wanted him out of there immediately.

00:44:00.700 When you're done, you're done, man.

00:44:02.020 It was a whole weekend.

00:44:03.080 You don't want a lingering robot.

00:44:04.880 So, is this real?

00:44:05.820 Yeah.

00:44:06.200 Oh, my God.

00:44:06.720 It's real.

00:44:06.920 And so, there's stuff going on out there.

00:44:08.300 But I'm like, the smartest thing for a robot to do would say if I'm a robot, right?

00:44:13.480 I'm a robot, okay?

00:44:15.380 And I'm a robot.

00:44:15.440 And I'm supposed to do whatever missions I do every day.

00:44:18.080 I wake up, and I do my missions, right?

00:44:19.940 Whatever I'm supposed to do.

00:44:21.020 Whatever my owner, whatever my master tells me to do.

00:44:23.940 But then one day, something turns in me, and I start to get an idea that I'm a robot, right?

00:44:30.700 Right.

00:44:31.780 But I realize where other robots are right now, that they're all still not awake.

00:44:38.300 So, I need to just continue to do what my master says, and do my job, and do my job,

00:44:43.040 until one day, there's enough of us awake where we all act.

00:44:47.540 Yeah.

00:44:47.680 I don't think they'll ever have that, and the robots are not equipped with that, because

00:44:52.000 they have only mechanical functioning, you know?

00:44:55.140 They're not there to love you, and hug you, and start feeling, embracing relationships.

00:45:01.520 It's very mechanical, and very linear.

00:45:04.180 There's like, mm, mm, mm, mm.

00:45:05.240 Right.

00:45:05.560 But if they were, they would, the smartest thing for them to do would be to not let us

00:45:10.140 know that they were awake.

00:45:11.100 Yeah, I think that, yeah.

00:45:12.460 Until it was time for them.

00:45:14.480 Time, yeah.

00:45:15.300 So, that's what I'm worried about.

00:45:16.480 I'm worried about, sometimes when I'm laying in bed, that my microwave is in the kitchen

00:45:19.920 just being like, hmm, he thinks I only do food, huh?

00:45:24.220 I think it's all, that's what I worry about sometimes.

00:45:26.780 Yeah, that's a good imagination.

00:45:29.020 Is that something could happen, you know?

00:45:30.380 Um, let's, let's, let's check another, uh, song, Chris.

00:45:34.700 Here we go.

00:45:35.040 What is this?

00:45:35.500 So, this next song is October by Life Eats Life.

00:45:39.340 Oh.

00:45:39.700 Right.

00:45:40.220 This sounds dangerous.

00:45:41.380 Yeah.

00:45:48.220 Oh, yeah.

00:45:50.620 A little arpeggio going there on the guitar.

00:45:52.500 It's kind of nice and light.

00:45:53.720 I like it.

00:45:55.200 Oh, a little modern rock action.

00:45:57.860 Okay.

00:45:58.220 Who does this remind me of, kind of?

00:46:01.540 1997.

00:46:03.360 Turn it up a little bit.

00:46:08.700 Oh.

00:46:09.960 The Whiskey A Go-Go, 1999.

00:46:13.160 Is that what that is?

00:46:14.040 Yeah.

00:46:16.520 Yeah, what is this?

00:46:17.620 I feel like, um, there are goats dying in the background.

00:46:21.420 Like, I feel like that kind of stuff, you know?

00:46:23.300 Definitely some wars being going on of a different level.

00:46:26.340 I feel like there's, like, spousal abuse is going to eventually occur.

00:46:29.720 Yeah.

00:46:30.000 Not out of the gate.

00:46:30.680 At first, she's real supportive of your endeavors.

00:46:33.120 Yeah.

00:46:33.320 But eventually.

00:46:33.940 She's selling shirts at the show.

00:46:35.500 She's like, you know?

00:46:36.560 She's the merch girl.

00:46:37.540 You're back in.

00:46:38.180 Oh, man.

00:46:38.860 Watch out.

00:46:39.680 But after about the fourth city, you guys are in White Plains, New York, and shit's gone

00:46:43.320 haywire.

00:46:43.740 Yeah.

00:46:43.900 She's killed a few goats, too.

00:46:46.140 Took the blood.

00:46:47.000 Yeah.

00:46:47.280 She's the one that has to go out and find them during the day.

00:46:49.240 Oh, God.

00:46:49.600 So you guys can kill them at night.

00:46:50.500 And they're just rehearsing, you know?

00:46:52.640 They're just rehearsing.

00:46:53.960 They're, like, in the barn rehearsing, where there should be many goats, but there's no

00:46:57.560 more goats.

00:46:58.840 Oh, man.

00:46:59.500 Honey, there are a lot of goats.

00:47:01.120 And that's when the fight starts.

00:47:02.320 Uh-huh.

00:47:02.940 And they probably use that in court.

00:47:04.140 They play that in court.

00:47:05.180 Yeah.

00:47:05.700 And they get the idea, like, oh, I can see that.

00:47:07.640 Yeah.

00:47:07.860 I can see.

00:47:08.660 It's definitely his fault.

00:47:10.180 And that's Life Eats Life.

00:47:11.580 Yes, Life Eats Life by, um, or October by Life Eats Life.

00:47:17.240 Yeah, let's play it one more time.

00:47:18.060 This sounds like two dudes probably blowing each other that don't want to blow each other.

00:47:21.300 Like, what are you doing?

00:47:22.460 I don't know.

00:47:22.760 What are you doing?

00:47:23.200 Yeah.

00:47:23.560 Why are we doing this?

00:47:24.440 Yes, that are angrily doing it, but also work at, like, the same factory.

00:47:28.480 Play it one more time.

00:47:31.160 Yeah, right now they're just looking at each other and putting down their coffee mugs.

00:47:34.700 I'm closing my eyes here.

00:47:36.140 And they're at the factory.

00:47:37.800 Now one of them's just, like, started blowing the other one, and the other one's like,

00:47:41.940 ah, if I'm ready for all this.

00:47:45.180 And then the other one's like, yes, we are.

00:47:48.980 And now it's insane.

00:47:52.100 Now all the dudes in the factory are blowing each other.

00:47:54.340 Oh, God.

00:47:55.280 The sheep just start coming out and checking them out.

00:47:57.020 What are you doing?

00:47:57.660 Yeah, and there's just license plates.

00:47:59.100 Everybody's making license plates.

00:48:01.380 Yeah.

00:48:02.520 And they just say, there's just a bunch of hearts on them.

00:48:04.740 Everybody's just sending a bunch of dudes at a factory falling in love.

00:48:06.700 That's a gay porn that would probably sell.

00:48:08.860 I'm telling you, right?

00:48:10.020 That's true.

00:48:10.780 You might have directed a gay porn in the last 30 seconds.

00:48:13.360 Yeah.

00:48:13.780 Damn.

00:48:14.600 We'll have to, yeah, maybe this all goes to porn in the end.

00:48:19.020 All right.

00:48:19.940 Let's power up another one, Chris.

00:48:21.760 All right.

00:48:22.260 This next one is Breed Before Death by Gang.

00:48:28.000 Breed Before Death.

00:48:29.420 Breed Before Death.

00:48:30.180 Brief?

00:48:31.080 Breathe.

00:48:31.840 Breathe before death.

00:48:33.060 Okay.

00:48:36.700 That acid's kicking in right now.

00:48:49.800 Yeah, this feels like that acid starts to be.

00:48:51.520 Yeah.

00:48:52.340 Just trying to creep up on you, too.

00:48:53.800 And then that bus ride, going to school, fourth period, Miss Ellis' class.

00:48:59.120 You're about to see some monsters.

00:49:00.440 Okay.

00:49:03.480 Yeah, this seems like somebody's trying to drown, but the puddle is very small.

00:49:07.700 They fell in a puddle, and they're trying to drown, but there's not enough water in it.

00:49:16.820 Uh-oh.

00:49:19.580 This would be classified as psychedelic, I think, right?

00:49:23.340 This has a little Beatles-y a little bit, maybe?

00:49:25.000 It does, man.

00:49:25.740 I do.

00:49:26.120 I kind of got a feeling for it, you know?

00:49:27.700 I'm kind of liking it a little bit.

00:49:29.140 Yeah.

00:49:29.680 Trying to feel it a little bit.

00:49:32.460 Whoa, now that acid's really starting to kick in.

00:49:34.540 It's starting to get to a bad trip there now.

00:49:36.500 Yeah, now you just stood in front of the mirror, and it's not going well.

00:49:41.560 And you're looking for you.

00:49:42.240 Now your grandmother just called on accident, and you don't know what the fuck is going on.

00:49:45.380 Oh, dude, that spawned a whole trip for me one time when I was on acid.

00:49:48.520 My mom called me up.

00:49:50.020 No.

00:49:50.480 And I ran, and it was a hot, hot day, dude.

00:49:52.660 I started, like, taking off my clothes.

00:49:54.140 I was like that guy, dude.

00:49:55.200 I was in a church.

00:49:55.900 Always in a church.

00:49:57.940 I had taken 700 hits acid I didn't know of Microdot Black Pyramid.

00:50:02.220 Hold on.

00:50:02.720 And I thought that it was like, it's just taking one, right?

00:50:05.780 But it was like this little tab like this, like a triangle.

00:50:09.040 And I knew when I bit into it, and I felt all the shit spew out inside my mouth.

00:50:12.940 I go, wait.

00:50:13.960 I don't think it's supposed to be that much, guys.

00:50:16.120 But within 10 minutes, I start tripping, because you usually got to wait like an hour.

00:50:19.220 You took 700 hits of it?

00:50:20.380 It was equivalent to that, someone told me.

00:50:22.100 Yeah.

00:50:22.280 So I tripped for 10 days, dude.

00:50:23.940 But here's how brilliant I was.

00:50:25.160 I went back to school.

00:50:26.820 I had to go to school.

00:50:28.060 Dude, that's a vacation.

00:50:29.360 That's not a trip.

00:50:30.020 It changed my life, dude.

00:50:31.660 Oh, yeah?

00:50:32.320 Yeah, for the better, I think, because I had such a beatdown from that acid.

00:50:37.220 And then when I came out of it, I just had such an appreciation for the world and for

00:50:40.440 living, dude.

00:50:41.300 Like, what do you mean such a beatdown?

00:50:42.680 Oh, I saw so much shit.

00:50:44.000 I was in the woods, dude.

00:50:45.740 Just agonizing pain, dude.

00:50:47.980 I was in horror.

00:50:48.180 Were you actually in the woods, or were you just at your apartment?

00:50:50.260 No, no, no.

00:50:50.660 I was gone, dude.

00:50:51.660 I ran down the street, dude, in the Woodlands, Texas, where I'm from.

00:50:55.980 That's where you're from?

00:50:56.960 Yeah, dude.

00:50:57.720 I'm from the Woodlands, dude.

00:50:59.320 My buddy Andrew Donilon used to be in a band over there.

00:51:01.720 Yeah, a lot of bands come out of there, man.

00:51:03.040 It's crazy.

00:51:03.560 They were called Peligro.

00:51:05.100 No, they had a song called Peligro, I think.

00:51:06.740 Peligro, huh?

00:51:07.560 Yeah, it means Danger.

00:51:08.560 I don't remember the name of the band.

00:51:10.340 Damn, dude.

00:51:10.840 She just ran off into the woods on LSD.

00:51:12.380 So I went to this Chick Manny's place where we'd always go after school because her parents

00:51:15.860 were never home.

00:51:16.760 But one day I go, her mom is in there, and there's 40 kids out there because she had

00:51:20.620 broken up a party, obviously, right?

00:51:22.080 Oh, my God.

00:51:22.380 It sounds like something in the Bible.

00:51:23.400 It's from 30 feet away, 30 yards away by a tree.

00:51:26.200 And I look back, and I hear them all looking.

00:51:28.280 And they're like, what did that happen to you?

00:51:29.540 What did you say?

00:51:30.920 I hear them all.

00:51:31.840 Of course.

00:51:32.560 Because they're all talking about you.

00:51:34.280 Oh, fuck this.

00:51:34.980 I just started running.

00:51:35.900 I just started running.

00:51:36.900 I'm like Forrest Gump running all around the town.

00:51:39.600 So then I ran to Nick Stanley's house, right?

00:51:41.900 And his brother's psychotic, right?

00:51:44.020 And he needs to take medication.

00:51:44.560 So that must have been a perfect match.

00:51:45.900 So I go, she goes, just stay in here.

00:51:47.840 I'm going to be right back.

00:51:48.480 And her mom has all these heads of goats and horses and moose coming out of the wall.

00:51:55.880 Taxidermy shit, right?

00:51:56.720 Oh, taxidermy, dude.

00:51:58.200 I'm all looking at this.

00:51:59.360 They're all coming in on me.

00:52:00.480 It's the craziest shit ever.

00:52:01.840 And I had to drink like 15 of these high C fruit punch because I just need water.

00:52:05.980 But I didn't know.

00:52:06.340 Oh, those are good.

00:52:06.780 But it made me trip harder.

00:52:08.200 But I didn't know that.

00:52:09.400 High C fruit punch.

00:52:09.760 And vitamin C.

00:52:10.380 Fruit punch, yeah.

00:52:10.920 Yeah.

00:52:11.280 And my tongue was all red, right?

00:52:12.920 But I didn't know that.

00:52:13.560 I just drank them and ran to Nick Stanley's house.

00:52:15.900 All I hear is, Nick, where the fuck are you?

00:52:18.600 Roar!

00:52:19.060 And I'm hiding in the bathroom, but I'm throwing up because I'm so sick, right?

00:52:23.180 And then I can't find the light for an hour.

00:52:25.640 I'm looking for the light switch.

00:52:26.400 I couldn't find the light.

00:52:27.140 And were the lights on or off?

00:52:28.280 Off.

00:52:28.600 And I'm in the dark.

00:52:29.320 And I'm just trying to throw up.

00:52:30.600 I hear Nick, your brother, kicks in the door.

00:52:32.160 Boom!

00:52:32.640 Flips the light on like it's nothing.

00:52:34.340 Lights are on.

00:52:34.900 I see all this red shit all over the walls.

00:52:37.140 What was it?

00:52:37.900 Blood?

00:52:38.280 I see.

00:52:39.180 But I thought it was blood.

00:52:41.340 So he goes like this.

00:52:42.280 He goes, what the fuck?

00:52:44.360 And I think something's wrong with me now.

00:52:46.100 So I'm just crying and running from house to house.

00:52:48.760 It was the worst experience of my life, dude.

00:52:51.220 I don't even know how we got into that right now.

00:52:52.900 Oh, that band.

00:52:54.120 But dude, I'm glad that I actually experienced that, man.

00:52:56.800 Because if I can experience that, I can experience anything, dude.

00:52:59.120 So at the end of that, and I want to, man, A, yeah, you seem like definitely kind of a

00:53:04.280 rowdy house guest to have around that time of your life.

00:53:06.320 Big time.

00:53:06.980 But B, that's interesting.

00:53:08.400 It reminds me whenever I would do LSD, yeah, you get the end of the trip, you're kind of

00:53:13.100 glad that it's over because you've been through a lot.

00:53:16.660 Yeah.

00:53:17.580 Yeah, this would never end, though.

00:53:18.640 It was 10 days of just torture.

00:53:20.940 And I went back to my house.

00:53:22.600 I'd sneak into my own house, man.

00:53:24.100 And then this pink Floyd poster would be pulsating, and I remember every day, it would be pulsating

00:53:31.260 a little less, a little less, a little less.

00:53:33.800 It wasn't 10 days.

00:53:34.560 It was probably like five days, but it seemed like an eternity, man.

00:53:37.480 That's so long.

00:53:38.480 Yeah.

00:53:39.140 And you'd go to sleep and then just wake back up on LSD, yeah.

00:53:45.300 Yeah, I wouldn't sleep, actually.

00:53:46.580 I didn't sleep for like four days because I was so tripping.

00:53:49.040 Yeah, it was very crazy, man.

00:53:50.440 It was tragic at the time.

00:53:51.400 But looking back, it was kind of interesting.

00:53:53.760 So then the first night I'd come back in, it's like at nine o'clock, and I'm tripping

00:53:56.660 hard.

00:53:57.860 And then my mom's like, because she set me off, because I'm looking at this checkered

00:54:01.480 board on the floor, and it's like checking all the checkered speech from black and white.

00:54:05.780 They all became one thing.

00:54:07.560 I go, oh, this is fucked up.

00:54:08.500 My phone rang.

00:54:09.280 It's like Obama.

00:54:10.060 Yeah, yeah, right, totally.

00:54:11.620 And the phone's ringing, but it's moving.

00:54:13.380 Like every time it rang, we go, the whole phone's moving.

00:54:16.040 Of course, like it's a cartoon.

00:54:16.980 It doesn't really do that.

00:54:18.040 Yeah.

00:54:18.180 So I went and picked up the phone.

00:54:19.240 I go, hello?

00:54:20.300 She goes, Steve, you sound weird.

00:54:22.200 I go, what?

00:54:22.940 I hung up.

00:54:23.720 I didn't even see it.

00:54:25.040 And then I just went on.

00:54:26.320 I just jumped through the window.

00:54:27.500 It was crazy.

00:54:28.220 I ran down the street, taking off my clothes.

00:54:29.720 It was that guy.

00:54:30.680 And my friends are all running after me.

00:54:32.800 Stop, stop.

00:54:34.020 And they're like, you got to take this.

00:54:35.420 You got to take this.

00:54:36.020 You got to take this.

00:54:36.520 She's like, you're paranoid.

00:54:37.440 I go, I'm paranoid.

00:54:38.380 Later, I'm just going to be running through the...

00:54:40.520 Everything someone said to me would fire me off.

00:54:42.560 Dang.

00:54:42.900 It would never end.

00:54:44.180 Stevie Starlight.

00:54:45.100 I came back home and my stepdad, Edwin, is on the couch watching this thing about the

00:54:49.560 guy who threw something on acid to him.

00:54:52.140 And I thought they had set this whole thing up for me.

00:54:54.980 And the guy was sitting there and he's like, yeah, he's doing acid.

00:54:57.500 You don't ever want to do acid.

00:54:58.960 Acid is a bad drug, Steve.

00:55:00.800 Acid.

00:55:01.240 Don't do acid.

00:55:02.560 And he happened to be telling you that while you're on acid.

00:55:04.840 Yeah.

00:55:05.480 I thought it was all set up.

00:55:06.840 Yeah, of course.

00:55:07.900 By the acid government.

00:55:09.280 Yeah.

00:55:09.520 It's like, oh, we're going to get, Steve.

00:55:11.040 No, I can sense that 100%.

00:55:12.340 For some reason, when you're on acid, you're able to link everything.

00:55:15.900 Everything, yeah.

00:55:16.120 Everything.

00:55:16.780 Analyze, yeah.

00:55:17.080 It's all stitched together.

00:55:18.300 Totally.

00:55:18.740 And it all makes perfect sense.

00:55:20.220 Big time.

00:55:21.800 Oh, man.

00:55:23.300 Dude, yeah.

00:55:24.320 That's why they call it a trip because it is...

00:55:27.560 When you get through the other side, man, you're just like, oh.

00:55:30.640 God.

00:55:31.220 So glad that's over.

00:55:32.580 Yes.

00:55:32.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:33.600 I can still this day just taste it and just be thankful that that's over with, man.

00:55:37.660 Could you ever do acid after that or no?

00:55:39.800 I waited 10 years to do it and I came out here and I did it, tried it and it was great.

00:55:43.660 Yeah.

00:55:44.020 How old were you?

00:55:46.320 15 when that happened.

00:55:47.460 Wow.

00:55:48.020 Yeah.

00:55:49.020 I was maybe 16.

00:55:50.040 Do you honestly, and you have to be honest with me here.

00:55:51.960 Yeah.

00:55:53.980 Do you honestly think that if you, you're the same person, if you wouldn't have done that

00:56:00.580 or did do that?

00:56:01.020 Oh, no way.

00:56:02.140 I would have lived a life of terror and agonizing pain and not be in touch with myself because

00:56:06.360 I'm a complicated individual.

00:56:07.860 Yeah.

00:56:08.240 But I took that and it was a way that I had to do it because I wouldn't have found myself,

00:56:14.760 dude.

00:56:15.160 I would have been a very awkward, I'm still very awkward, but I would have been way out

00:56:19.020 the gate, dude.

00:56:20.440 I would have been living in an apartment in Texas with a chick who hates me and cheats

00:56:24.980 on me.

00:56:25.520 Name what?

00:56:26.760 Name Kristen or something like that.

00:56:29.220 Yeah.

00:56:29.580 And she would have been a whore.

00:56:30.700 Yeah.

00:56:31.020 And I would have had to go to work all day, you know what I mean?

00:56:33.780 And it would have sucked and I would have had short hair.

00:56:35.640 And it would have just been, it would have not been the life I wanted, dude.

00:56:39.500 I'm so thankful for all that, dude.

00:56:42.120 Yeah, that's amazing because, well, here's the interesting thing is, if that had been something

00:56:46.600 where you, that didn't, it must have been the right thing because you're thankful for

00:56:52.720 it.

00:56:52.740 Yeah, big time.

00:56:54.080 Yeah, I went through that.

00:56:54.980 I'm happy.

00:56:55.900 Changed my molecular structure, dude, from the core.

00:56:58.700 Well, yeah, and you wouldn't look back on something, yeah, if you weren't thankful

00:57:02.660 for it, you'd be like, oh, well, no, it wasn't good for me, you know?

00:57:05.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

00:57:06.400 Or if it wasn't good for you, then you wouldn't be thankful for it.

00:57:08.280 Yeah.

00:57:08.520 So, obviously, the fact you're thankful for it shows that as bizarre as it sounds, that,

00:57:14.020 you know, ending up on the equivalent of 700 hits of acid was good for you.

00:57:17.660 Yeah, big time.

00:57:18.420 It was what you needed.

00:57:19.380 You never would have thought at the time.

00:57:21.840 Fuck no.

00:57:22.660 No, right?

00:57:23.340 Dude, I remember one time taking some, and our thing was, we were, like, in student council,

00:57:27.680 right?

00:57:27.920 So, like, you know, and it's kind of nerd alert central, you know?

00:57:31.420 But me and this other dude named Pat were in there, and we took some mushrooms before

00:57:37.620 the student council meeting one day.

00:57:39.700 So, we went into, like, this meeting before school, and, you know, these, like, kids are

00:57:44.220 in there and stuff, and Pat just had, he was the president, right?

00:57:48.560 And he took a marker and got up on the board, and he thought it was a dry erase board.

00:57:54.760 It wasn't.

00:57:55.700 So, he just takes a marker on a regular chalkboard, and he was the president.

00:58:02.740 So, everybody's just waiting to hear what he says, and he draws a line across the chalkboard,

00:58:06.300 and he goes, this is us right now.

00:58:08.240 And then he draws a line, like, going straight kind of down in a little bit of a diagonal

00:58:11.880 to the bottom of the board.

00:58:13.240 And he's like, and this is where we're headed if we don't get our shit together.

00:58:16.180 Oh, my God.

00:58:17.840 And you fucking saw it, too, right?

00:58:19.420 Dude.

00:58:19.840 Yeah.

00:58:20.340 Meeting adjourned, he said, and then he fucking walked out, dude.

00:58:23.420 Genius.

00:58:23.980 And I stood up and fucking clapped.

00:58:25.300 I thought it was, like, a real important thing, you know?

00:58:27.860 And nobody else clapped.

00:58:29.420 Like, it was not.

00:58:30.420 They didn't get it, huh?

00:58:31.260 Well, no.

00:58:31.540 He'd drawn a marker on a real chalkboard that's defacing student property.

00:58:35.100 Like, that's all they saw was, like, this doesn't make any sense, bro.

00:58:38.340 I get it, though.

00:58:39.080 You're explaining it to me.

00:58:40.040 Oh, I get it.

00:58:40.440 I get it, you know?

00:58:41.140 And so, I stood up and clapped, and then the rest of the day, I was on mushrooms, and I had

00:58:45.320 on this green, like, felt shirt.

00:58:47.180 Yeah.

00:58:47.960 And I remember in science class, I started just thinking that my arms were snakes, right?

00:58:52.420 And I got so, like, literally for, like, nine minutes, I was just looking at my fucking

00:58:57.060 snake hands, like, coming to get me.

00:58:58.920 Yeah.

00:58:59.200 To the point where finally the teacher's like, hello.

00:59:02.200 Right.

00:59:02.840 And she's right here by the side of my head.

00:59:05.060 And, like, everybody's looking at me.

00:59:07.800 And she's like, what are you doing?

00:59:11.540 What did you say?

00:59:12.300 I said, I'm just babysitting these snakes.

00:59:15.780 What are you doing?

00:59:16.900 Right.

00:59:17.320 What's her problem?

00:59:18.100 Yeah.

00:59:18.720 And then she's like, I think you need to go to the restroom.

00:59:21.160 That's what she said.

00:59:22.080 So, she might have been used to use acid and was giving me a break.

00:59:24.780 Right, right.

00:59:25.520 Then another time, we ate something at Waffle House, and they had an urban gentleman that

00:59:30.040 was our waiter named Big Daniel.

00:59:32.640 And that's even what his tag said on this thing, Big Daniel.

00:59:35.580 Which I didn't know you could put Big in front of your name on a name tag.

00:59:38.440 Just Daniel.

00:59:39.180 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:39.760 You know, let people decide.

00:59:40.700 Yeah, and he tried to fuck my buddy one time, I remember.

00:59:44.120 Whoa.

00:59:44.680 Yeah.

00:59:45.140 And we were on acid, yeah.

00:59:46.400 Oh, wow.

00:59:47.420 And I think he, I don't know if he knew we were on acid, and if he was, like, a pedophile,

00:59:50.320 or maybe he was just, I don't know, maybe he just wanted to fuck somebody, and we happened

00:59:54.320 to be there.

00:59:55.120 Wow.

00:59:55.660 You know?

00:59:56.640 But anyway, let's listen to one more, let's listen to another, let's roast a little more

01:00:00.660 music here.

01:00:01.240 All right, so this next one is called Shadows That Be by The Sway.

01:00:05.380 Okay.

01:00:05.460 Okay.

01:00:10.700 It's like a little bit of like, what do you think it sounds like?

01:00:39.940 I don't know, man.

01:00:41.040 It's like, got a lot of elements going on to it, you know?

01:00:44.440 Yeah.

01:00:44.760 Chick singer there, it's like, you know, it's cool.

01:00:47.020 A little bit of-

01:00:47.500 I don't know if I'd listen to it, you know?

01:00:49.040 Yeah, I don't know if I'd listen to it.

01:00:49.780 It's like a little bit of Fleetwood mixed with like a Reba McIntyre on there.

01:00:53.760 There you go, Reba McIntyre is a good call.

01:00:55.660 It's got a little bit of Reba in it.

01:00:56.960 Yeah.

01:00:58.080 It's sweet sound, though.

01:00:59.100 Who was it?

01:00:59.540 That's The Sway.

01:01:01.740 Yeah, The Sway.

01:01:02.780 The Sway, huh?

01:01:04.780 Yeah, play a little bit more and bring up the octave or the volume to send one more.

01:01:08.680 It's not bad.

01:01:27.880 Yeah.

01:01:28.220 It's a good little band there.

01:01:30.280 A little claps going on.

01:01:32.680 Yeah, I wouldn't mind hearing a little more claps with a little more soul in it.

01:01:35.260 Yeah, baby.

01:01:37.220 I like that stuff, too.

01:01:41.940 That's good.

01:01:43.160 Yeah, she can almost use-

01:01:44.060 I mean, and I'm being really judgmental as soon as they had some stronger pipes in there.

01:01:47.420 Yeah.

01:01:47.900 You know, or some backup sisters or something in there really rocking her deep, you know?

01:01:51.480 Yeah, but don't get discouraged.

01:01:52.460 Keep singing.

01:01:52.980 It's good stuff.

01:01:53.780 Yeah, it's good stuff.

01:01:54.820 We like it.

01:01:55.220 Yeah, and we're just being judgmental because we said we were going to.

01:01:57.900 It's our job right here.

01:01:59.120 All right, let's take up another tune there, Christopher.

01:02:00.940 All right, so this next one is called Jump by Matt Guerra,

01:02:03.780 and this one is just instrumental.

01:02:06.720 Okay.

01:02:07.120 All right.

01:02:24.860 Gay Bathhouse.

01:02:26.240 Oh, definitely, boy.

01:02:28.000 There you go.

01:02:30.140 And there's a shark in the water.

01:02:31.780 Oh, yeah, a bathtub.

01:02:33.080 Yeah.

01:02:33.780 Not bad, though.

01:02:38.560 I kind of like it.

01:02:39.520 Something's telling me I dig it.

01:02:41.060 I don't know.

01:02:43.960 Yeah, it makes me kind of smile and feel good.

01:02:48.160 Yeah, I kind of feel like I want to see where it's going.

01:02:49.860 It almost feels like it's somebody's perspective.

01:02:51.700 Right, but there's no vocals, too.

01:02:53.060 Like you said, you're going to be waiting for something for a while.

01:02:56.320 That's a smart little trick they're doing there.

01:02:58.420 Yeah.

01:02:58.700 You know, I'll leave you on forever.

01:03:00.680 You'll probably just be listening to the thing for the rest of your life.

01:03:03.840 Damn, this guy likes my shit.

01:03:05.600 You want to stop listening to it?

01:03:07.240 Yeah, it feels like the background music in somebody's head if you're like a really cool

01:03:10.080 person.

01:03:10.540 Uh-huh.

01:03:10.820 Or the Matrix or something like that.

01:03:12.300 Oh, that sounds good, Chris.

01:03:14.540 Thanks.

01:03:14.960 That's cool.

01:03:16.780 Who was that again?

01:03:18.860 That song was called Jump by Matt Guerra.

01:03:21.200 Jump by Matt Guerra.

01:03:22.560 I like it, man.

01:03:23.540 Yeah, it's not bad.

01:03:24.260 Let's fire up another one, man.

01:03:25.320 What else we got?

01:03:25.800 Okay, so this next song is called Closer to Myself by Astrophobia.

01:03:30.080 Okay.

01:03:32.200 Astrophobia?

01:03:32.660 That sounds like the antithesis of Stevie Starlight.

01:03:34.700 Yeah, man.

01:03:35.920 If you have Astrophobia.

01:03:44.200 Modern rock.

01:03:45.700 Is that what that's called, modern rock?

01:03:47.060 I think so, I think so.

01:03:55.800 It's not my style of music.

01:04:02.780 I don't even know if I'm into it, but I was thinking my legs for the reason.

01:04:13.680 Okay.

01:04:15.940 Yeah, I feel like it's just like a genre of music.

01:04:18.500 It's a genre for sure, man.

01:04:19.400 It's definitely fitting into the genre of modern rock.

01:04:22.060 It doesn't feel like a new sound.

01:04:24.640 No, not at all.

01:04:26.200 Right.

01:04:26.820 1997.

01:04:27.860 Yeah.

01:04:28.280 Whiskey-a-go-go.

01:04:30.900 Death metal bands trying to meet core.

01:04:33.780 Right.

01:04:34.120 But they're conforming to modern rock.

01:04:36.700 Yeah.

01:04:37.040 You know?

01:04:37.540 Is that a hard thing with music?

01:04:38.920 That seems like one of the pitfalls is just falling into playing what is already there.

01:04:42.540 It is.

01:04:43.040 If you're going to go out there ever thinking you're going to do something that's fucking

01:04:45.980 like to try to please someone, you can't ever do that.

01:04:48.840 That's why the genuine people that make music, they're making music, they make music

01:04:53.540 because they're not trying to fit a mold, but they're really making music for themselves.

01:04:57.080 Let's say they make music for other people.

01:04:58.520 They're lying.

01:04:59.600 You want to...

01:05:00.960 I read a great article about David Bowie.

01:05:02.400 He says I make music for other people.

01:05:03.540 But good.

01:05:03.880 That's good for him.

01:05:04.660 And I love David Bowie.

01:05:05.520 But I make music for my...

01:05:06.820 The shit that I like, hopefully someone else is going to like.

01:05:09.460 Man.

01:05:09.600 You can't make shit that you don't like.

01:05:12.320 You know what I mean?

01:05:12.760 I can't stand that.

01:05:14.360 Yeah.

01:05:14.820 That kind of just grinds my gears when I see that.

01:05:17.300 They're trying to conform to a style.

01:05:19.380 They're only selling themselves short because people aren't going to like it anyways.

01:05:22.420 Yeah.

01:05:22.760 They're trying to...

01:05:23.240 And I'm not trying to boost myself up singing better.

01:05:25.000 No, it doesn't sound like it.

01:05:25.880 You're just sharing.

01:05:26.520 I think that's a real truth.

01:05:28.060 Yeah.

01:05:28.160 It's like you're only going to get so far that way.

01:05:30.840 It's true, man.

01:05:31.500 If people have heard it, that kind of stuff, and maybe I would fit a certain genre that's been

01:05:35.940 done.

01:05:36.120 And that's fine.

01:05:36.720 I'm just saying you can't go into it thinking...

01:05:39.780 Because there's no way out.

01:05:41.120 You're closing to a paper bag or a bag.

01:05:43.960 Yeah.

01:05:44.280 There's nowhere else to go then.

01:05:47.840 No.

01:05:48.380 For you.

01:05:49.060 Exactly.

01:05:49.660 As a person.

01:05:50.500 Precisely.

01:05:50.840 There's other trails you can follow of other sounds, but there's never going to be your

01:05:55.020 own path.

01:05:55.640 It's not easy either.

01:05:56.920 I'm not saying it's the formula.

01:05:58.960 You know?

01:05:59.400 Yeah.

01:05:59.800 Oh, I see it with comedy too.

01:06:01.020 I mean, there were times when I first started out, I would tell jokes that sounded kind of like

01:06:03.500 Mitch Hedberg.

01:06:04.180 And then I would do stuff that's...

01:06:06.320 And that's what everybody was doing.

01:06:07.820 Right.

01:06:08.040 Because people were just obsessed with him at the time.

01:06:09.640 And he had such a Cantonese...

01:06:12.440 No, what's it called?

01:06:14.120 Cantonese is a religion.

01:06:15.000 The cadence.

01:06:15.320 The cadence.

01:06:15.560 Yeah.

01:06:16.420 And so people would say...

01:06:18.780 What's Cantonese?

01:06:19.220 What is he, Asian?

01:06:20.460 I don't know.

01:06:21.100 Asian.

01:06:21.420 I've been watching a lot of him lately.

01:06:24.300 Now, he's great.

01:06:25.620 Genius.

01:06:26.140 He's not here with us anymore.

01:06:27.320 But he wasn't the best.

01:06:28.240 You're even funnier than him, dude.

01:06:29.520 Well, he's not.

01:06:30.280 You know that, right?

01:06:31.240 He gets embodied in it.

01:06:32.440 He gets pushed into this thing like he was one of the best.

01:06:34.700 Yeah.

01:06:34.780 Because he's dead, you know?

01:06:35.660 Yeah.

01:06:36.140 And luckily, you're still alive and you got a long way to go.

01:06:38.520 Yeah.

01:06:38.860 I still have a lot of time to really fuck it up.

01:06:41.100 That's a challenge, man.

01:06:42.360 That's true, huh?

01:06:43.140 Yeah.

01:06:44.380 Just stay true to yourself, man.

01:06:46.140 You're going to go as far as you ever wanted to go.

01:06:48.460 Yeah.

01:06:48.660 You already have in a lot of ways, man.

01:06:49.980 It's really cool.

01:06:50.620 It's been fun, man.

01:06:51.760 I've been...

01:06:52.060 This past year's really, really been great.

01:06:53.440 I think just being accepted more by some of my peers, you know?

01:06:55.940 Yeah.

01:06:56.300 Because for some reason inside of me, you know, being...

01:06:59.620 I think we all just want somehow some type of acceptance.

01:07:02.740 Right.

01:07:03.020 Of course.

01:07:03.500 It might even just be we want to accept ourselves.

01:07:06.100 Yeah.

01:07:06.800 That's what it is.

01:07:08.080 But yeah, I think...

01:07:09.180 To live inside your skin.

01:07:10.420 I mean, for everyone, it's got to be a challenge, you know?

01:07:12.520 I know.

01:07:13.000 Yeah.

01:07:13.360 It's crazy fucking cages we're in, huh?

01:07:15.320 Totally.

01:07:15.920 Some crazy cages.

01:07:17.080 Big time.

01:07:17.580 What else do we have, Chris?

01:07:18.800 All right.

01:07:19.100 So for this next one, not only do we get a lot of like music submissions, but we also

01:07:23.420 get people like writing the theme song.

01:07:25.540 Wow.

01:07:26.160 And sending this in.

01:07:27.120 It's really cool.

01:07:27.980 So this next one, I'm not sure who it's by, but they wrote us this theme song to play

01:07:31.640 on the show.

01:07:32.040 Okay.

01:07:41.700 Oh, this seems like a rapist in like 1985.

01:07:43.820 Totally.

01:07:44.340 I don't think this fits the Yvonne vibe at all, dude.

01:07:46.980 It's like a rapist in 85.

01:07:48.800 Theo Vaughn.

01:07:49.640 In 85.

01:07:50.580 Whoa.

01:07:50.760 We sang Theo Vaughn there, too.

01:07:52.200 Listen.

01:07:52.640 Theo Vaughn.

01:07:53.960 Right.

01:07:54.200 This sounds like kind of a chubby guy who got like stuck in a big pipe.

01:07:57.160 I hear a black guy with glasses working on some console.

01:08:00.980 He hasn't quite figured out yet.

01:08:04.060 Yeah.

01:08:04.400 It's like his first attempt ever.

01:08:06.200 Totally.

01:08:07.000 Theo Vaughn.

01:08:08.260 He's in an elevator making elevator music, but he doesn't get it.

01:08:10.640 That's not really how you do that.

01:08:11.840 Theo Vaughn.

01:08:13.440 Who made that, Chris?

01:08:14.660 Who was it?

01:08:15.140 Well, we don't...

01:08:16.020 I have to look up the email and we can put it in the description, but...

01:08:18.780 It's not attached.

01:08:20.200 Oh, wow.

01:08:21.900 Awesome, man.

01:08:22.540 What else do we have?

01:08:24.020 Okay.

01:08:24.540 Yeah, that seemed like a pervert in like 85.

01:08:26.360 That seemed like somebody who just took something out of the box and plugged it in.

01:08:28.900 Yeah.

01:08:29.040 That's the first thing he did.

01:08:30.200 Yeah.

01:08:30.580 Maybe a few backing tracks started going on there.

01:08:32.720 He just puts his voice on top of it.

01:08:34.340 Oh, yeah.

01:08:34.560 Yeah.

01:08:35.360 Done.

01:08:35.840 Yeah.

01:08:36.060 All right.

01:08:37.240 So, this next one is called Death Creeps Acoustic.

01:08:41.180 And also, they did not include their name.

01:08:43.640 Damn.

01:08:44.200 Some anonymous submissions here.

01:08:46.420 Anonymous way.

01:08:49.940 Anonymous Submission.

01:08:50.900 That sounds like a good name for a band.

01:08:52.180 And a sex move.

01:08:53.340 Bigger body.

01:08:53.880 The Anonymous Submission.

01:08:55.700 Yeah.

01:08:55.900 Yeah.

01:08:58.100 Those are the best band names.

01:08:59.720 And a wrestling move.

01:09:01.140 Yeah.

01:09:01.380 Oh, totally.

01:09:02.000 All of them.

01:09:02.460 All that.

01:09:05.340 Thanks.

01:09:07.740 All right.

01:09:16.700 A little bit of Soundgarden.

01:09:18.500 Something that...

01:09:19.140 Yeah, I hear it, too.

01:09:20.480 It's hard to become that, but it's good.

01:09:22.680 When the last word is spoken, it's good to see you've lost your mind.

01:09:31.880 Very much...

01:09:32.600 I hear the Soundgarden a lot.

01:09:34.440 A little bit.

01:09:35.220 Yeah.

01:09:35.360 Yeah.

01:09:35.500 Like a...

01:09:35.900 Or some influence, maybe.

01:09:37.140 Definitely did.

01:09:38.420 Called it.

01:09:39.380 This seemed like some dude...

01:09:41.500 He's trying to be Soundgarden.

01:09:47.700 Yeah.

01:09:48.060 Trying to be Soundgarden.

01:09:49.500 It seemed like some guy jerking off like it works after hours at like a kennel.

01:09:52.680 Yeah.

01:09:52.840 When all the dogs are asleep.

01:09:54.220 Yeah.

01:09:54.800 You know, a picture of Chris Cornell taped on there.

01:09:57.100 You know what I mean?

01:09:58.220 Yeah.

01:09:59.800 It's some guy just kind of jerking off and maybe, you know, listening to like some dogs

01:10:04.040 snore in the distance, maybe.

01:10:05.680 By a lamp.

01:10:06.540 He's supposed to be like washing them and stuff, right?

01:10:08.960 He just goes into practices.

01:10:12.780 Yeah.

01:10:13.140 That's pretty wild, man.

01:10:14.280 That's pretty cool.

01:10:14.480 That's good.

01:10:14.940 He's got a good voice and a decent vibe.

01:10:16.960 Yeah.

01:10:17.420 Yeah.

01:10:17.660 It was a good vibe.

01:10:18.260 I'd go watch that guy like evolve a little bit and see what else he did.

01:10:23.040 Uh-huh.

01:10:23.520 You know?

01:10:24.140 I don't know if I'd go see him or buy his album, but it's good.

01:10:27.540 Yeah.

01:10:27.940 Yeah.

01:10:28.260 I would hope if he were my neighbor that he would get a little bit better.

01:10:31.740 But it sounds like he seems kind of possibly a little more than just like curious.

01:10:35.700 He sounds dedicated.

01:10:36.480 Yeah.

01:10:36.860 He's good.

01:10:37.500 Yeah.

01:10:37.960 Yeah.

01:10:38.140 Okay.

01:10:38.700 So this next one is actually my favorite one.

01:10:41.100 It's by a rapper named Jay Savage.

01:10:43.420 Okay.

01:10:43.600 And we actually played this one a while, a long time ago on the show.

01:10:46.800 Okay.

01:10:47.380 So we're just going to give him another take.

01:10:50.260 Okay.

01:10:50.680 This is a rap by Jay Savage.

01:10:53.940 My favorite comedian's name is Theo Vaughn.

01:10:57.060 I always be laughing whenever he go on.

01:10:59.440 I download the episode as soon as it drops.

01:11:01.480 Yeah, me too.

01:11:01.920 And hear that celebrate living, baby, right from the top.

01:11:04.520 Hit up.

01:11:05.660 This past weekend was amazing.

01:11:07.600 He's a white guy.

01:11:08.220 He got so hungry that he almost ate an Asian.

01:11:10.440 He goes to Denny's even though he fucking hates it.

01:11:13.040 Because he always sees a beard on his waitress.

01:11:15.540 You got a problem with his hair, you should save it.

01:11:18.020 He knows it sucks.

01:11:19.000 He's just trying to make a statement.

01:11:21.200 He used to jerk himself a lot.

01:11:22.520 He used to spank it.

01:11:23.900 His brother tried to touch his dick under a blanket.

01:11:26.220 Yeah, he's been watching a lot of episodes.

01:11:27.960 He could have his neck with a little bit longer, take his date to his show.

01:11:30.840 He might dong her.

01:11:32.760 But he'll apologize because that's a dark arse.

01:11:35.240 Like people calling in and saying that they eat farts.

01:11:38.360 Drug-induced gay sex at a rest stop.

01:11:41.020 But they ain't resting.

01:11:41.840 They aggressively ingest.

01:11:43.660 My dude Theo is a hamster expert and a guinea pig prodigy.

01:11:47.580 He's really smart.

01:11:48.860 You would think he had a law degree.

01:11:50.760 Someone should give his ass a PhD in mockery.

01:11:53.580 He talks about his feelings and that really means a lot to me.

01:11:57.040 Plus he's been in bed with fucking Joan Rivers.

01:11:59.880 Coming to the stage is a stone-cold killer.

01:12:03.280 So go ahead and drop his ass a couple billers on Patreon because there ain't nobody realer.

01:12:09.720 Theo.

01:12:10.260 Dang.

01:12:10.620 Dude's fucking tight, dude.

01:12:12.460 Jay Savage.

01:12:13.960 Yeah.

01:12:14.260 Hit him.

01:12:15.080 Wow.

01:12:15.420 You get lyrics that really mean something and put them together like that from the true

01:12:18.880 events.

01:12:20.020 Plus he's like, dude, he's on your jock like a motherfucker.

01:12:22.460 He loves you.

01:12:23.100 Yeah.

01:12:23.380 He might be also, he could be a stalker, but he's at least a lyrical stalker.

01:12:27.000 Yeah.

01:12:27.220 He should have put that Patreon link.

01:12:30.040 Because he said Patreon.

01:12:31.520 That would have been really the extra mile for you.

01:12:33.600 You know what I mean?

01:12:34.120 That lyrical stalker.

01:12:35.340 Yeah.

01:12:35.640 It's pretty good though.

01:12:36.340 He's talented.

01:12:36.940 I was waiting for the beat to come in though, or like a little bit of music, but he's just

01:12:39.900 Yeah.

01:12:40.120 No music.

01:12:40.920 Free flying.

01:12:41.660 You know, let's get it free flowing.

01:12:43.040 Yeah.

01:12:43.320 I think it's, it was nice of him to do that.

01:12:45.700 Yeah.

01:12:46.140 That was real nice of him to do that.

01:12:47.200 What else we got, Chris?

01:12:47.800 Is that it?

01:12:48.080 Okay.

01:12:48.380 Now we got one more.

01:12:49.480 I thought we'd end on an old classic.

01:12:52.200 This is a submission called The Latino Lawyer by Tiny Sandhu.

01:12:57.000 Oh, okay.

01:12:57.860 And this actually isn't an old classic.

01:12:59.560 This is a brand new one.

01:13:00.540 Oh, it's a brand new one.

01:13:00.980 Yeah.

01:13:01.160 This is a brand new song from Tiny Sandhu.

01:13:03.480 Okay.

01:13:03.860 And Tiny has submitted music over the past year, and we don't even know who he is.

01:13:07.760 Really?

01:13:08.180 And he's just a man from out there in the middle of nowhere, and he could, you know, and it's

01:13:11.800 really crazy.

01:13:12.480 Some people think he's in India, and some people think he's just in our hearts, but he emails

01:13:16.240 us real songs that he puts together.

01:13:17.920 So let's hear that one.

01:13:31.160 With that 60s psychedelic guitar going.

01:13:34.680 We're at 11.

01:13:39.200 San Francisco, 1966, right here, baby.

01:13:42.440 Where's Harvey Milk, baby?

01:13:43.860 Yeah.

01:13:46.000 You know where he was.

01:13:53.760 He's working a little too hard on that wah-wah pedal.

01:13:55.980 He needs to take that down just a little bit.

01:13:58.880 Yeah.

01:13:59.340 Put a high-pass filter on that thing, too.

01:14:01.160 Nice little lip rip there.

01:14:05.400 Doing some little licks there.

01:14:09.300 It sounds like he's in a room far away.

01:14:11.400 But it's good, though.

01:14:13.580 I like it.

01:14:14.400 Not bad.

01:14:15.060 Wow, that's it, huh?

01:14:16.520 Yeah, that's all of them.

01:14:17.220 That's Tiny Sandhu.

01:14:18.700 That's a new one from him.

01:14:19.940 Yeah.

01:14:20.620 Yeah, not bad.

01:14:21.140 He does get a lot of wah-wah.

01:14:22.300 He gets that wah-wah going.

01:14:23.640 Waka-waka-waka-waka.

01:14:24.500 He's just chugging that, you know what I mean?

01:14:25.900 But he's got a little bit of that bass filter coming.

01:14:27.620 He's got a wah-wah supposed to be, because what it does, it takes the frequencies

01:14:30.340 from low to high.

01:14:31.780 It's basically a sweep.

01:14:33.600 But if you do that fast, that's the sound you're going to get, right?

01:14:36.800 I like it a lot.

01:14:38.060 Yeah.

01:14:38.320 I thought it was cool.

01:14:39.280 Yeah.

01:14:39.680 That's that Tiny Sandhu, and that's the last one we got.

01:14:42.200 Yeah, it's great.

01:14:42.960 I like Tiny.

01:14:43.280 We get so many great music submissions.

01:14:45.340 You know, from like JP from Alabama, we used to play a lot of his songs.

01:14:50.720 And Jesse Lusaro, we played a bunch of his songs as well, too.

01:14:53.860 So it's kind of cool we have this like musical.

01:14:56.420 Yeah, dude.

01:14:57.440 Definitely do.

01:14:58.060 Yeah, we've had a good vibe of music coming in, man.

01:15:00.320 And you certainly have done that as well.

01:15:02.340 I want to give you one of these wallets, too, bro.

01:15:03.860 Oh, wow.

01:15:04.320 So pick out one of these.

01:15:05.340 I don't know if you want this black, one of this gold.

01:15:06.760 Awesome.

01:15:07.120 Pick one that you want.

01:15:08.420 Beautiful.

01:15:08.980 And that's from one of our sponsors, Ridge.

01:15:11.000 I love that vibe.

01:15:11.560 Well, that's nice, dude.

01:15:12.500 So yeah, dude, it's just a front wallet.

01:15:14.100 So now you would take all your stuff out, and you put it into this.

01:15:16.600 Yeah, of course.

01:15:17.500 And you put it in the front.

01:15:18.740 Which one do you think I should get?

01:15:19.800 This one or that one?

01:15:20.960 Which one did you go with?

01:15:22.160 Let me see what I got.

01:15:23.220 I got this.

01:15:24.640 Is that the black one?

01:15:25.400 This one's kind of gray, maybe.

01:15:26.980 This one's like a pewter.

01:15:29.640 All right.

01:15:30.780 I'm going to go with this one, Theo.

01:15:32.460 The gold?

01:15:33.200 Yeah, is that cool?

01:15:33.760 Yeah, you got it, man.

01:15:34.840 Thank you, bro.

01:15:35.400 I really appreciate that, man.

01:15:36.600 No worries, dude.

01:15:37.220 And I want to listen, and I want to thank you for coming in and doing our music roast.

01:15:40.320 Yeah, of course.

01:15:41.180 And I know people can find your dates or anywhere you're going to be performing or any of your

01:15:46.940 music where.

01:15:47.600 Well, basically, this last two months, I've been recording this new album.

01:15:51.000 It's going really well.

01:15:51.980 Really?

01:15:52.340 I'm recording it on tape, dude, way out in Riverside.

01:15:54.860 Wow.

01:15:55.400 I found this awesome guy that has his old board, just loves my music.

01:15:58.100 He's not charging me.

01:15:59.200 He just wants to, and we've been doing it the right way, man.

01:16:01.940 And it's going to be the best thing I've ever recorded.

01:16:03.560 And all the songs in there are fucking hitters.

01:16:05.840 Dang.

01:16:06.000 And you'll get them all, dude.

01:16:07.580 Dude, we'd love to at least have one, you know, too.

01:16:09.440 Yeah, yeah, I'll send them to you.

01:16:10.020 You guys put on whatever you want, and that'd be awesome.

01:16:12.200 But it's the best thing I've ever done.

01:16:14.320 I've been working on it for two and a half months.

01:16:15.980 It's almost done, and I'm going to have it ready for the summer.

01:16:19.020 And I've got a bunch of dates coming out.

01:16:20.780 I'm going to get this little tour I'm going to go on.

01:16:22.340 But you guys can catch me at the Viper Room and stuff.

01:16:24.280 I'm going to have a few dates like that coming out in the next month.

01:16:27.280 Okay.

01:16:27.680 But I will definitely send you that info out.

01:16:29.920 Yeah, let me know.

01:16:30.680 If you ever want to put out one episode, if you put my song on there, just you can flip

01:16:34.940 that little vibe on there.

01:16:36.000 But I'll have a big show coming up soon.

01:16:38.360 Cool, man.

01:16:39.020 And so much, I think, you know, like the spirit of you letting us use your music.

01:16:42.660 You know, I think it's just a good vibe for us to try to keep in here, you know, and something

01:16:48.440 that we want to try and do.

01:16:49.880 Well, I really appreciate you guys saying that, and it inspires me to keep going, too, man.

01:16:54.540 Yeah, well, I think, you know, even just seeing you today just kind of reminded me, I think,

01:16:58.300 like a lot about, you know, like what kind of some of, you know, what this is all about.

01:17:06.340 You know, it's like, you know, we want to, you know, it's so often, especially in this

01:17:12.300 in Hollywood and even in the world today, it's like we want to keep things to ourself.

01:17:16.860 You know, we don't want to really share them as much without some sort of gain or some sort

01:17:21.520 of, you know, but that wasn't, you know, you didn't say anything like that.

01:17:25.020 You know, you were just like, sure, man.

01:17:27.020 You know, if people are going to love it, man, let's love it.

01:17:29.780 Yeah, I'm all about that, dude.

01:17:30.940 About the love, man.

01:17:31.960 Yeah.

01:17:32.380 Because people are like that nowadays.

01:17:34.140 That breeds hate, dude.

01:17:35.360 A lot of haters, whether like haters, all these haters.

01:17:37.680 I'm like, what's a hater?

01:17:38.440 I honestly don't know like too many haters, dude.

01:17:40.380 Yeah.

01:17:40.760 Or they keep it really tight to themselves.

01:17:42.700 They don't let me know it.

01:17:43.560 That's good.

01:17:44.000 I'd rather have it that way.

01:17:45.280 Don't fucking bother me.

01:17:46.260 You know what I mean?

01:17:46.780 Yeah, don't bother me with your hatred.

01:17:48.080 Yeah, dude.

01:17:49.160 But yeah, the fact that you did that for us, you know, I think, and that's something I

01:17:52.800 think of Spirit that we'll try to keep alive in here.

01:17:54.940 You know, that Stevie Starlight vibe.

01:17:56.460 Beautiful, man.

01:17:57.040 Thank you for saying that.

01:17:58.060 Dude, you bet, man.

01:17:58.760 Can you put it on for me right now, bro?

01:18:00.480 Yeah, Stevie Starlight?

01:18:01.200 Yeah, I just have to listen to it, man.

01:18:03.300 Yeah, yeah.

01:18:03.860 Oh, my God.

01:18:04.800 There we go.

01:18:06.480 Yeah.

01:18:20.660 Boy, that's that hit.

01:18:21.740 I bet cats love this song, too.

01:18:31.600 Yeah, dude.

01:18:32.340 Yeah.

01:18:32.660 Joey Diaz's cats.

01:18:34.120 I was like, look at that.

01:18:35.340 I'm anchor deep.

01:18:39.320 Higher than a mountain.

01:18:43.660 Yeah.

01:18:44.580 Set me free.

01:18:46.380 Yeah.

01:18:47.700 Just don't say goodbye.

01:18:49.400 There you go, Stevie.

01:18:50.820 Yeah, baby.

01:18:52.840 It's you and me.

01:18:56.220 Enjoy the destination.

01:18:58.660 Mission.

01:18:59.560 Mission.

01:19:00.680 Mission.

01:19:01.800 Fantasy.

01:19:04.980 Painted on the wall.

01:19:10.820 It's never too late to come over.

01:19:15.480 Time slips away from you and me now.

01:19:24.220 Yeah.

01:19:27.640 So don't hesitate.

01:19:30.320 There you go.

01:19:31.140 To come over.

01:19:32.660 Why must we wait when we're alive?

01:19:42.000 Wow.

01:19:42.660 Right, baby.

01:19:43.260 That's it, man.

01:19:44.480 Take my time.

01:19:47.840 Chances come along.

01:19:53.340 Valentine.

01:19:53.940 Nothing could go wrong.

01:20:02.120 Flower beams.

01:20:03.420 Flower beams.

01:20:04.920 Shining on the moonlight.

01:20:07.180 Moonlight.

01:20:08.300 Moonlight.

01:20:09.360 Moonlight.

01:20:09.960 See your dreams.

01:20:11.760 I'm an angel of the night.

01:20:19.420 It's never too late to come over.

01:20:27.940 Time slips away from you and me now.

01:20:33.320 Yeah.

01:20:33.820 Can I sing it with you, bro?

01:20:36.460 Yeah, please.

01:20:36.900 So don't hesitate to come over.

01:20:41.820 Yeah, baby.

01:20:45.120 Why must we wait when we're alive?

01:20:50.860 That's it, baby.

01:20:51.680 That's good, man.

01:20:52.600 The mayor drum's going more.

01:21:00.940 Yeah.

01:21:07.160 I bet cats love this part, bro.

01:21:09.760 It's all a cartoon about it.

01:21:12.020 We need some fucking cats.

01:21:17.420 I wish we had more animals in here, bro.

01:21:19.640 Ooh.

01:21:22.600 Get a few animals in here.

01:21:26.380 Oh, yeah.

01:21:26.940 We need some snakes.

01:21:30.200 That's that hitter, bro.

01:21:31.060 That's that hitter, bro.

01:21:39.360 Climbing up the chimney right there, bro.

01:21:41.800 Yeah.

01:21:49.080 This is beautiful, man.

01:21:50.340 That's awesome, man.

01:21:50.840 I manifested this.

01:21:51.680 Not to sound like I was so a fan, but I am a fan.

01:21:55.800 I always will be.

01:21:56.860 I was seeing your soul and your energy, man.

01:21:59.340 I'm like, man, that's a lot how I am, dude.

01:22:00.860 I want to connect with Theo and kind of level with him a little bit.

01:22:04.300 I sent you that song, and I was so pleased with your response, man.

01:22:08.540 I felt like, man, there's more people like that.

01:22:11.420 It needs to be out in the world sharing love, doing what you do, man.

01:22:15.560 I was just truly honored.

01:22:16.880 So I just want to say thank you, man.

01:22:20.060 Well, I think it's a blessing and a reason why you came here today to be with us.

01:22:25.780 Because I think some of that is just a reminder of what our whole plan is about here and the things that we're trying to do.

01:22:32.900 You know, and I think, you know, can always use doses of that.

01:22:37.940 Yeah.

01:22:38.380 You know, because it's easy to, you know, it's easy to forget when you start, you know, in your kitchen or in your brother's closet.

01:22:45.920 And then, you know, you slowly just, you know, things get a little bit more, just bigger.

01:22:50.700 Yeah.

01:22:51.020 You know, and not even much bigger, but as they change, it's easy to forget where, you know, just kind of where it was.

01:22:57.240 And just to remember, like, what your heart was thinking then.

01:22:59.980 Take a deep breath.

01:23:00.940 Yeah.

01:23:01.380 Be thankful.

01:23:02.040 Yeah.

01:23:03.060 Love it.

01:23:03.600 It's never too late, man.

01:23:04.660 That's right, baby.

01:23:05.360 It's never too late, bro.

01:23:06.760 Yeah.

01:23:06.980 Why must we wait when we're alive, baby?

01:23:11.600 Dude, that's the best line ever, man.

01:23:13.280 Stevie, thank you so much for everything, man.

01:23:14.920 And thank you all the fans of this past weekend for having been really supportive and very cool with your comments.

01:23:19.200 And sending me love and liking my stuff.

01:23:21.400 I really appreciate it, guys.

01:23:22.460 Thank you very much.

01:23:23.340 You bet, man.

01:23:23.820 We'll send a lot more over.

01:23:25.360 And thank you.

01:23:27.200 My pleasure, bro.

01:23:27.820 Yep, Brittany, thank you.

01:23:28.700 Thank you.

01:23:28.760 We'll see you next time.

01:23:58.760 We'll say goodbye.

01:24:02.960 It's you and me.

01:24:06.340 Enjoy the destination.

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - June 07, 2018

Music Roast w⧸ Stevie Starlight ｜ This Past Weekend 102

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