This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Responses to Wife Strife ｜ This Past Weekend #66

00:00:00.000 All right, we got caller suggestions for Andrew.

00:00:02.920 Them Olympics are on the horizon.

00:00:05.340 We got one of the best caller's questions that I've heard yet has hit the hotline. 0.96

00:00:09.420 Happy and excited to share that sucker and drop that lint into your trap. 0.94

00:00:15.780 It's only Thursday. 0.98

00:00:16.880 So what?

00:00:17.940 So why?

00:00:19.180 We've done Thursday before.

00:00:20.760 We got this again.

00:00:22.440 It's Thursday, January 11th.

00:00:25.920 This past weekend.

00:00:30.000 There we go.

00:00:35.240 Man.

00:00:37.400 It's like taking your shoes off at your cousin's house, baby.

00:00:40.600 That's what I feel like when this hits.

00:00:44.760 Like taking your shoes and your socks off.

00:00:49.160 Gonna let your cousin. 1.00

00:00:54.300 Get a hit of your stank. 1.00

00:00:56.180 Let's have some fun while we all die. 0.97

00:01:01.520 And that is Spencer Jacob Growl Band.

00:01:06.940 And Spencer Jacob, for those of you guys who don't know, he hit me up.

00:01:10.120 I don't even remember when.

00:01:11.740 It could have been a year ago and said, hey, I feel like this is something you could use.

00:01:15.480 It might be able to help your podcast.

00:01:16.920 And I've met him in person.

00:01:17.960 He have long hair.

00:01:19.680 I mean, that boy has long hair.

00:01:21.520 You know, long hair is dangerous to me.

00:01:25.380 Because say you're hanging out of a window.

00:01:27.140 You don't think anybody could get you.

00:01:28.900 With a fade, nobody can really wrangle you.

00:01:31.780 But you're hanging out of a window and you got that long hair.

00:01:34.080 Somebody could jump up.

00:01:35.660 Get you.

00:01:36.520 Snatch on to you. 1.00

00:01:38.640 You know, you could get your hair cut in a fucking blender. 1.00

00:01:41.780 You're trying to make a smoothie. 1.00

00:01:43.120 Next thing you know, you're making yourself.

00:01:46.480 Woo.

00:01:46.800 Woo.

00:01:48.200 Next thing you know, boy.

00:01:51.960 Next thing you know, one of your ears and cheeks ends up in a big sippy cup.

00:01:58.420 And that's the dangers, I feel like, of having that long hair.

00:02:02.320 So sometimes when I do see people with really long hair, you know, I'll say a soft prayer for them in my head or somewhere in the back of my head.

00:02:10.620 You know, that's something that happens with me sometimes.

00:02:12.520 Small prayers will go off in the back, in the back of my head.

00:02:18.200 Good to be here, man.

00:02:19.200 Welcome to this past weekend.

00:02:21.440 And it's the Thursday edition.

00:02:23.580 And I am excited to be here with you guys.

00:02:26.140 Thank you all for joining me.

00:02:27.280 I'm just checking my levels here and making sure that we're all good.

00:02:30.740 And that is that.

00:02:31.980 I got to guest host today on Fighter and the Kid.

00:02:35.840 You know, and it was fun.

00:02:37.280 I got to go in there.

00:02:37.920 Brendan Schaub was in there.

00:02:39.240 They got that beautiful, they have a beautiful Korean gentleman in there named Chin Yeun.

00:02:45.600 And he is, I mean, he's Korean, you know.

00:02:50.240 And he is, and Koreans, they seem very, you know, it seemed like they have secrets in them. 0.99

00:02:58.460 And I've always felt that sometimes about a lot of Asian people.

00:03:01.620 And this, this can be me being judgmental, but this is also just me exploring my thoughts here is that, you know, when you see an Asian, you kind of, for me, I get a sense of wonderment.

00:03:12.860 You know, I got a sense of like, oh, peacefulness.

00:03:17.120 Staring at two Asians or three Asians, it's almost like meditating for a minute. 1.00

00:03:21.400 It's almost just as effective when you see the docileness, that docility that the heavens and that the Lord have packaged in, you know, to a Korean or to a Laotian. 0.87

00:03:35.600 You see them just, oh, man, it's, it's pretty remarkable.

00:03:40.560 You know, it's pretty remarkable sometimes to see, to see an Asian and to feel that inquisitiveness about what's going on in there.

00:03:50.720 You know, and I've always wondered what it would be like to be Asian and what it feels like.

00:03:54.380 And I actually got to talk to him about that a little bit.

00:03:56.780 And it was pretty cool to get some of his take on there over at the Fighter and the Kid and to spend time with Brendan Schaub.

00:04:02.460 He said he's sick.

00:04:03.940 He said he have a little bit of something.

00:04:06.840 I don't know what it is.

00:04:08.060 Something got him, something got up in his system.

00:04:10.560 You know, he wears a lot of fancy clothes and different types of fancy wool on his body.

00:04:15.620 If you guys don't know who this man is, his name is Brendan Schaub.

00:04:18.740 And he is a, he was a fighter.

00:04:22.080 You know, and he was one of those men that would get into those cages and those dirty cages because some of them look dirty.

00:04:27.260 If you look at them on maybe the television, I might be watching in only 720p or something.

00:04:33.000 But some of them cages look like they don't really dust all the bars and everything on them. 0.98

00:04:37.980 And these men get in there and they're fighting and, you know, and some of them look like they have ear infections and all kinds of shit. 1.00

00:04:44.360 And they're tatted up and they're in there just beating the damn bile out of each other's assholes. 1.00

00:04:49.820 And he was one of those guys. 1.00

00:04:52.420 And he didn't die or anything.

00:04:54.360 And he's, you know, mentally he is, he's alert.

00:04:59.920 You know, and he's, I don't know if he, I mean, he might have to wake up every day and hit those smelling salts just to get his day going.

00:05:04.860 I don't know.

00:05:05.720 But he seems active and coiffed.

00:05:07.640 He's very, you know, he's coming in a little bit French if you look at him.

00:05:12.060 He's very coiffed up.

00:05:14.000 You know, we have special types of gels and lotions on his ears and everything, and his whole skin and everything. 0.97

00:05:20.200 You know, it's almost like, you know, like something, like they just dip him in some type of a fancy tub of damn fucking Guatemalan space chemicals or something in the morning and it just leaves him fresh. 0.99

00:05:36.000 You know, it looks like he's the kind of dude that kind of washes his ass with coconut water. 0.99

00:05:40.840 You know, he's a little bit fancy like that, but he was a fighter. 0.99

00:05:43.620 So there's these two elements to him where he's, you know, coming in kind of France, kind of France, kind of French.

00:05:49.860 And then he also has this element where, you know, he's been through the battles of men. 0.94

00:05:54.880 But he wears a lot of fancy, different types of wool and shit, you know, fancy attire.

00:06:00.640 It could be alpaca, it could be Mogadishu, you know, I'm not sure what types of furs and stuff he wears, but he, you know, he has a lot of fancy footwear and he might, you know, he might have cufflinks at his house. 0.74

00:06:16.060 You know, somewhere in his closet, he might have a shelf that's starting to come out of the wall a little bit because it has so many cufflinks on it, heavy cufflinks.

00:06:23.140 Because he has strong arms too, he could probably hold up some heavy cufflinks.

00:06:28.320 But he's, you know, he's, he is one of, he's one half of the duo called The Fighter and The Kid.

00:06:35.440 And it was nice to be in there.

00:06:37.080 And Brian is his partner.

00:06:39.500 And they're non-sensual partners, they're just work, work partners, associates, and friends.

00:06:45.280 And their podcast is called The Fighter and The Kid.

00:06:47.680 If you haven't got to check it out, I recommend that you do check it out.

00:06:51.640 And, but Brian couldn't be there today because Brian is, he's an actor.

00:06:56.860 And I've known Brian Callen is his name and I've known him since I came into town.

00:07:01.880 And he was always like this guy that I really looked up to.

00:07:05.120 His, he just has a charisma.

00:07:08.540 You know, he has a spark in his eyes.

00:07:10.380 He has two sparks, one in each eye.

00:07:12.780 And it's like, I'm trying to think of what it feels like when you're around him.

00:07:17.800 Uh, it's almost like he has this grin and stuff like he's up to no good.

00:07:26.720 And he probably is up to no good.

00:07:29.080 But he's also at the same time up to good.

00:07:32.700 And that's the vibe that I've always gotten around him.

00:07:35.360 But I've always admired him as a performer.

00:07:36.920 And, uh, and I remember seeing him on Entourage, the television program.

00:07:43.020 And I've always admired seeing him and, and, uh, but anyway, he wasn't, he couldn't be in

00:07:47.380 there today because something happened to him.

00:07:49.500 And so I was able to go in there and be a guest associate in there today.

00:07:54.100 And it was fun.

00:07:54.960 We had a nice time.

00:07:56.100 And that's one thing that's been like a blessing, I guess, in this podcast universe is that you

00:08:00.760 just get to have conversations with people.

00:08:02.680 You know, for so long in my life, uh, out here in Los Angeles, and even probably just

00:08:09.200 in my regular life, there was something I couldn't conversate very well.

00:08:13.340 I couldn't sit there and listen to someone.

00:08:16.160 Um, I couldn't, sometimes I couldn't hear people.

00:08:18.980 You know, I really just was so just stuck inside of my head, um, that I couldn't hear.

00:08:26.040 I mean, I could hear them.

00:08:27.460 I could hear the sounds and I knew what they were saying, but I couldn't ever internalize

00:08:31.840 or, or really be involved in the conversation.

00:08:36.620 And it's been nice with some of these podcasts to sit in a room for a while with another man

00:08:41.420 and nobody's doing cocaine or nobody's trying to touch each other's privates or, you know,

00:08:47.600 you know, pretend the lights went out so they could, you know, try and touch each other's

00:08:52.920 underarms or anything like that and just enjoy, um, enjoy their company and also not feel that

00:09:01.800 pressure because out here in Los Angeles, there's a lot of, there's a lot of pressure on straight

00:09:06.920 men to let men out there, you know, to turn around, you know, to get into the, into that, 0.99

00:09:15.400 you know, to, you know, just to throw your dick out into the, into the, into the, it's 0.99

00:09:21.560 a lot of pressure out here. 1.00

00:09:23.260 I don't want to say it's gay pressure, but you get out here in some of these environments 1.00

00:09:27.560 and, you know, there'll be a dude trying to trick you into just throwing your dick up in 1.00

00:09:33.700 the air to see who will catch it. 0.99

00:09:35.100 And it's like, I know who will try and catch it.

00:09:37.500 You will, you will brother.

00:09:41.140 And so a lot of times, you know, a lot of gay men will be like, well, you know, this

00:09:46.900 fella's trying, um, gay men a lot of times would be like, you know, I didn't choose to 0.99

00:09:51.960 be gay. 0.91

00:09:52.520 It's a, it's part of nature.

00:09:54.040 And I believe that a hundred percent, you know, I think it's, I think it is, it's very,

00:10:01.540 to me, to me, it seems narrow to believe that people who are gay don't want to, um, that

00:10:10.700 they chose that.

00:10:12.140 Now, I think these days we are getting into more times where, uh, people are choosing

00:10:17.540 whatever they want, whatever they feel like that evening, you know, if they want a little

00:10:23.880 bit of that, you know, a little bit of that fricking brown eyed girl, then they might find 1.00

00:10:29.420 another man.

00:10:30.100 You know, if they want that Hershey, you know, that little, uh, Hershey peephole, they

00:10:35.240 might find another man for their night. 0.94

00:10:38.440 But internally, you know, I think men who are gay are born that way.

00:10:46.120 And, um, and so you have a lot of men out here will be like, well, I didn't choose to

00:10:51.040 be this way.

00:10:52.120 You know, this is not choices in mother nature.

00:10:54.240 This is the way I am.

00:10:55.720 And that's, that's, and I respect that.

00:10:58.480 That's, that's them.

00:11:00.360 That's the, who they are. 0.91

00:11:02.080 But then it's wild because you'll be at a bar and you'll have a gay gentleman trying 1.00

00:11:07.580 to get you to trying to be gay. 0.96

00:11:09.600 And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy bear. 0.95

00:11:13.860 I'm not gay.

00:11:15.340 And he'll be like, well, how do you know?

00:11:16.940 Because dude, when I look deep into your eyes, dude, or when you look deep into my eyes,

00:11:25.200 I want to defend myself.

00:11:27.000 That's why.

00:11:27.780 But it's crazy. 0.66

00:11:29.960 Sometimes a lot of gay dudes, gay dudes are keen because they're still dudes. 0.72

00:11:34.700 They still going to try to get what they want to get. 0.52

00:11:37.760 You know, they're still going to try to maneuver and block and, and parry and, you know, assault

00:11:43.080 and, you know, and not assault, you know, but just, you know, take action, defense, action,

00:11:49.640 defense to try to catch that hit a seed, you know, to try to get another man to spray out.

00:11:55.580 And so it's, um, you got to beware out here of men because that's the, for straight men 0.99

00:12:05.600 in LA, that's the pressure circle comes around when they, when the gentlemen show up and they're

00:12:12.880 fancy and they want to be fancy with you, but you don't want to, you know, I remember

00:12:19.480 they had a, I had a manager that set me up with a, and I think I've talked about this

00:12:24.200 before I had a manager who set me up with a, um, what was it?

00:12:28.140 A agent.

00:12:29.660 And this gentleman trying to take me out to the club and I'm thinking I'm young, I'm new

00:12:33.980 in town.

00:12:35.060 You know, I still, my hair still had all of his full natural color from God.

00:12:40.060 That straight up Roy G.

00:12:41.100 Biv that he dropped into my skull was still fully evident in my mane.

00:12:46.820 And this man, you know, I remember him when we're, you know, he's trying to be fancy in

00:12:51.260 the club and get me drinks, get me tall drinks. 0.90

00:12:54.520 Drinks that have two drinks in one drink, double drinks.

00:12:59.420 And I'm just, you know, kind of, you know, I'm wise, I'm keen, but I'm also, you know,

00:13:04.680 I'm wanting to make it in Hollywood.

00:13:05.900 You know, I got those kinds of desires and thoughts in my head.

00:13:09.120 And this man, he had a convertible car.

00:13:12.340 And so, you know, he's got me trying, you know, he's driving me home and he's got that

00:13:17.380 keep putting that convertible top saying he likes how my hair seems wild, you know.

00:13:23.380 And he put his hand over on my leg and kind of squeezed on my leg a little, you know, like

00:13:27.880 when he made a joke.

00:13:29.920 Almost like a dad with a kid, you know, like if you make a funny joke and you squeeze, you

00:13:36.280 know, you squeeze your child's thigh a little bit or something.

00:13:38.560 And that's, and that's safe area if it's you and your child, you know, and that's just

00:13:43.180 comfortable hand activity.

00:13:44.760 But this fella, he had me feeling uncomfortable, but that's sometimes something you have to

00:13:52.260 worry about out here as a straight man.

00:13:54.460 And Terry Crews actually came out about it.

00:13:56.920 You know, they have a lot of this, you know, the Me Too campaign going on or not campaign,

00:14:02.860 but people sharing the, the, the experiences that have happened to them and some horrid experiences.

00:14:09.160 But then you also got experiences coming out now, uh, like this dude asked me out once. 1.00

00:14:16.540 What a piece of shit. 1.00

00:14:18.580 Like, well, come on. 1.00

00:14:20.740 What's he supposed to do?

00:14:22.440 He's just trying to be a man.

00:14:25.480 He's just trying to be a man.

00:14:27.480 But as a straight man out here in Los Angeles, that's where it comes around for you. 0.97

00:14:31.640 A lot of times is, is gay men out here trying to be wild. 1.00

00:14:37.020 And no disrespect to gay men. 0.98

00:14:39.160 At all.

00:14:40.880 You know, I have a couple of, I have one of my best friends, Matthew Cole Weiss, um,

00:14:45.240 is a gay gentleman.

00:14:47.340 And he, uh, and I love him to death, man.

00:14:50.780 You know, I know that he's had a ton of struggles.

00:14:52.960 One of the, um, same places that he and I struggle is with depression.

00:14:57.000 And that's one of the things that made us be friends in the first place.

00:15:00.220 I mean, I met, he had a roller skating party.

00:15:02.260 This dude, uh, this girl I knew, and she was a little thick, kind of, you know, round in the chest, you know. 0.99

00:15:09.380 No real tits, but a lot of fucking sternum. 1.00

00:15:13.320 Sometimes that sternum stacks up so much in the front, it's just nipples on bone out there. 1.00

00:15:18.440 And she had that. 0.99

00:15:20.260 You know, not even A, B, C's, or D's, just, you know, uh, just a couple of just, just fucking nipples holding their own, you know, rooted in bone. 0.99

00:15:30.760 Um, and she took me to a party. 0.99

00:15:34.240 And it was his birthday party, and there was men out there.

00:15:36.480 Everybody was roller skating.

00:15:39.420 And years later, he'd be like, well, did you know that I was gay when he, you know, because I think, you know, it seems like when you're a gay man, and we'll have one of, as soon as we can get some guests in here, we're going to start getting into some questions.

00:15:49.100 And really being able to talk to people that are different than me so that I can, you know, have some experiences with these people and learn more about what it's like to really live in somebody else's shoes.

00:16:00.900 But, he said, well, how did you know I was gay?

00:16:04.280 I said, man, you know, I had an inkling. 0.99

00:16:07.480 You know, I'm no fucking MacGyver. 0.89

00:16:10.560 But I had an inkling when you was having a roller skating birthday party at the age of 26. 0.99

00:16:17.080 That, you know, that was a fucking, you know, that was a, uh, that was a dime in the tip jar right there. 0.97

00:16:26.540 But, yeah, that's one thing you got to worry about out here as a straight male is the other man coming around. 0.99

00:16:31.320 And it's big now.

00:16:32.400 It's a sexual harassment.

00:16:34.820 And with all these allegations and everything out there, it does make me wonder.

00:16:38.960 It makes me think back on some of my own past.

00:16:42.360 You know, some of my own choices.

00:16:43.540 And I've never been violent with women.

00:16:47.620 You know, I had an instance when I was in high school when I got extremely drunk at a party and I blacked out.

00:16:55.120 I don't remember this.

00:16:56.200 And when I blacked out, if I was at a party, I like to try and find the nicest car at the party. 0.99

00:17:03.520 And if the keys went out, I like to take that bitch for a spin. 1.00

00:17:07.080 You know, because I got the dark arts living down inside of me. 0.99

00:17:09.800 I got the gesture of death down there juggling, uh, juggling, you know, juggling oranges in my soul.

00:17:16.220 And he will, when I'm out, when I, when I shut down up top in the brainstem because of that liquor, he will take me for a ride. 0.98

00:17:26.020 You know, he'll go out there and find the nicest car and take that bitch around the block. 1.00

00:17:29.460 You know, because he wants to endanger me. 0.93

00:17:32.540 But I remember being at this party and next thing I know, my buddy, um, you know, he was like kind of a defense kind of boy in our town.

00:17:41.820 And he had a little bit of that DS, that Down syndrome.

00:17:45.340 And I actually talked about this today on, um, on Brennan Schaub and the fighter and the kid.

00:17:49.940 Um, my buddy heard that, you know, that I had gotten physical with this girl at this party, you know, and, and he said, you know, you hit, you hit this girl, you hit this girl, you know, and I have, look, I have no recollection of this at all.

00:18:05.340 I'm not saying that I'm not, wasn't responsible for it.

00:18:08.880 Um, but I mean, when I saw her the next day, she didn't have, you know, it wasn't like I had, she said, you pushed me down.

00:18:16.540 Um, and, uh, and that hurt, man.

00:18:22.000 It hurt to know that if I wasn't in control of myself, that the actions that could come out of me, um, but also what hurt was the dude that put me in, the dude that came and accosted me about it when he heard about it. 0.97

00:18:36.140 Uh, he put me in that fucking, in a chokehold. 0.81

00:18:40.100 And I don't know if you've ever been in a, in a chokehold of a fellow that has, um, Down syndrome or Down syndrome. 0.99

00:18:45.340 I don't know what they're calling it these days, but he fucking put me in that, that hit a boy in that hard scarf, he called it. 0.99

00:18:53.280 You know, he put that fucking hard scarf on me and I couldn't, man. 0.98

00:18:58.600 But, um, but anyhow, uh, you know, I'm rambling, but I want to get into some of the calls that have come in. 0.99

00:19:04.400 Uh, you know, but it is, when you hear about these sexual allegations and this and that, it does make you start to think in your own life.

00:19:11.240 Where there are times when I was out of line, you know, where there are times when a girl wanted to leave my place and I was, you know, being wild.

00:19:20.100 And sometimes that's not a problem.

00:19:21.940 Sometimes that's normal chain of command.

00:19:24.020 That's normal.

00:19:25.140 What's going on as a man behavior.

00:19:27.200 I'm not going to, you know, part of man is that, you know, that, that Samba, you know, you come, you come close.

00:19:35.400 I'll back up, you back up, I'll come close and on and on and on and on until somebody's, you know, skeeting out or, you know, sloshing out of themselves.

00:19:46.820 And that's part of the party.

00:19:48.940 But it's when, you know, you, it makes, it just makes me think and that's okay.

00:19:53.720 These times are okay.

00:19:54.520 They make us think, but it'd be interesting.

00:19:56.800 You know, when some of these allegations come out, I would also like to see how many, I know there's female predators out there as well. 1.00

00:20:04.840 You know, there's some shady babies out here. 1.00

00:20:08.980 There's some shady babies out here in the mangroves. 0.99

00:20:11.680 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:12.620 And there's some ladies out here who can, you know, who got, you know, who got women out there, you know, you know, who's feeding them soup out of their vagines and all of that. 1.00

00:20:25.480 Doing all kinds of crazy stuff. 0.99

00:20:27.760 And they got women out there who are, you know, a lot of women have probably approached a lot of these men and tried to fuck their way up. 0.84

00:20:35.880 And I think that's that missing element that needs to also be shared so that we can see that the cycle.

00:20:44.140 Because a lot of times we've, you know, everybody wants to complete, you know, 70% of the equation, but they don't want to put in that 30% that doesn't tell their story fully.

00:20:53.160 Or that won't, that doesn't fill in the whole realm.

00:20:57.620 You know, and I think that this is, we got to start filling in the whole realm and being honest about what's going on across the board.

00:21:03.900 But this episode, you know, we usually on Thursday, we do some follow-up.

00:21:07.380 You know, we had a call that came in on the Monday morning episode.

00:21:10.940 And this is what it was.

00:21:12.820 And I'm going to play that for you right now.

00:21:15.260 And then we're going to get into some of you guys' responses.

00:21:17.700 You guys hit the hotline with some great responses.

00:21:19.980 The hotline is 985-664-9503.

00:21:25.760 If you have a thought about the podcast, a question, if you have a fear, a concern, you can share your name.

00:21:31.760 You can not share your name.

00:21:34.280 Just know that if you hit the hotline that we may then use that call on the show.

00:21:40.480 I just want you guys to know that.

00:21:41.940 But anybody out there that needs help, needs some groupthink, you know, I'm happy to share any suggestions that I have.

00:21:49.180 I don't have all the answers. 0.92

00:21:50.340 I don't have actually fucking any of the answers, dude. 0.97

00:21:52.320 I'm 37 years old, boy. 0.97

00:21:54.960 You know, and I'm out here driving this struggle bus, son, all aboard.

00:22:00.440 Here we go.

00:22:01.060 This was the call that came in from Andrew on Monday.

00:22:02.640 All right, here we go.

00:22:08.560 My name is Andrew from Prince Edward Island, Canada.

00:22:11.600 I want to address a dark arts.

00:22:14.180 My wife is overweight. 1.00

00:22:15.960 I was overweight.

00:22:17.040 We both agreed on it.

00:22:18.420 I've lost the weight, and she hasn't. 0.99

00:22:20.580 And there's no way for me to bring it up without being the asshole or the emotional abusive man. 1.00

00:22:27.300 But I'm just not attracted to her, and I don't want to fuck her. 1.00

00:22:29.820 So I do turn to porn a lot. 1.00

00:22:31.100 I don't know.

00:22:32.200 I'm just attracted to a certain thing, and she was it, and now she's not.

00:22:36.100 And I don't know how to tell her.

00:22:38.180 She's got to get back to that.

00:22:40.180 Wow.

00:22:41.700 And that was the call, and that was heavy, Andrew.

00:22:43.520 And we got some calls that came in for you, man, and I want to get into those.

00:22:46.800 I want to get into those.

00:22:47.940 I also want to let you guys know that I'm going to be performing.

00:22:53.960 I want you to let you know.

00:22:54.700 I'm performing this weekend, January 11th through the 14th at the Brea Improv.

00:22:58.580 January 18th through 20th, I'm at the New Comedy Club in Jacksonville, Florida.

00:23:04.300 February 8th through 11th, I'm at Harvey's in Portland, Oregon. 0.97

00:23:08.060 And that's that Pacific Northwest up there where people are fucking drinking pine tree juice. 0.99

00:23:12.700 And people are putting, you know, wearing flannel hats and shit and, you know, rolling their babies in fish tears and all of that shit. 0.99

00:23:26.600 February 16th through the 18th, I'll be in La Jolla, California at the Comedy Store. 0.99

00:23:31.920 February 22nd through the 24th, Indio, California, Fantasy Springs Casino.

00:23:36.060 And also in March, I'll be in Tacoma, March 22nd and 23rd, I believe.

00:23:43.500 And that, oh, no, March 15th, 16th and 17th.

00:23:46.560 I'll be at Tacoma and Spokane at Spokane on the 17th.

00:23:52.020 And those will be going up on Theovan.com slash tour.

00:23:56.480 Okay, Andrew, we had that call come in and I want to I want to get some of you guys' responses for Andrew.

00:24:01.000 I hope you're I hope you're listening, Andrew.

00:24:02.340 Andrew, if you are if you're not Andrew and you're somebody that has had a similar circumstance, which, man, I think we can all, you know, relate in the way that we've wanted our spouse or someone we care about to be different.

00:24:15.120 And here's some some responses.

00:24:17.140 Here we go.

00:24:18.420 Hey, the guy, the guy, I think his name's Andrew. 0.98

00:24:21.660 If you're unhappy with your chick because of the way she looks, it take a long, hard fucking think about what you're doing. 0.90

00:24:31.660 And I'm going to tell you what not to do because I was in that position. 0.95

00:24:35.520 Ooh, this feels like it's going to be good.

00:24:40.560 Let's go.

00:24:42.060 At no point.

00:24:43.340 At no point. 1.00

00:24:44.740 Do you tell her it's because of her fucking weight? 1.00

00:24:47.520 Find another avenue because I did that to my ex wife and it crushed her. 1.00

00:24:52.480 Women are more sensitive than we are. 1.00

00:24:54.420 So you're right not to let her know.

00:24:56.980 Marriage to them means for better or for worse.

00:24:59.440 For real.

00:25:01.160 She's at her worse.

00:25:03.160 You loved her for better.

00:25:04.160 Now where you're at.

00:25:07.060 Wow.

00:25:10.000 Man, I appreciate that call, man.

00:25:12.440 Sorry about that.

00:25:13.160 That's my email.

00:25:13.660 I really appreciate that.

00:25:14.360 That's a good that's a good call.

00:25:15.900 And that's for real, you know.

00:25:18.780 Yeah, it's like, who do we. 1.00

00:25:22.320 Man, I've been because I know I've been a piece of shit. 0.99

00:25:25.940 And people have still loved me. 0.99

00:25:29.100 And you know what's the wildest is that's when you really learn.

00:25:34.160 Who loves you.

00:25:38.480 That's when you really learn who loves you.

00:25:40.300 You know, when I'm, you know, in the gym and I got the abs going and I'm feeling great about myself and I got my medication, the milligrams are on point, you know, and I'm feeling, you know, vibrant and I got a new shirt.

00:25:53.580 And, you know, yeah, oh, it's easy for, yeah, it's who, yeah, everybody loves me then.

00:26:01.820 You know, but when I haven't brushed my teeth in three days because I'm not feeling good, you know, and I'm wearing this shirt that's wrinkled because, you know, I didn't feel like I put it in the dryer two days ago.

00:26:13.480 But then I got depressed and fell asleep, took a nap or didn't, you know, take all my responsibilities and stay on top of my game. 0.95

00:26:22.420 You know, and I'm wearing the same pants and belt because my belt's fucking broken and I tied it. 0.96

00:26:27.080 And I've been jerking off so much I'm too weak to even untie that belt off of me around my waist so I got the same pants on because I ain't got enough strength in my arms because I'm skeeted out. 0.98

00:26:38.440 My energy's all sprayed out of my wiener. 0.98

00:26:40.980 Then what?

00:26:42.760 When somebody still loves you then, you know, and that's a good call, man.

00:26:47.040 I appreciate you saying that because that makes me think, you know, I needed to hear that.

00:26:50.440 You know, because I certainly have somebody, you know, in my life who's loved me at, you know, at some of my toughest moments, you know, in moments where I felt like I was alone or moments where, moments where I probably would have been, had some fear or been, you know, I'll be real, been scared, you know, going into a surgery or going into, you know, going into a tough day.

00:27:20.440 And they called or they checked in, you know.

00:27:23.880 So that's a, you know, that's a good way to frame it up.

00:27:26.440 Now, Andrew, I'm not trying to point any fingers at you or blame you.

00:27:29.200 We don't know your situation exactly.

00:27:32.180 But, but that's a good call and that's a good way to think.

00:27:35.920 And that, and those things do sit heavier with women. 1.00

00:27:38.260 You know, with men it's different.

00:27:40.420 Because women, they know once they have a baby too, you know, their body's all that, you know, they start Rubik's Cubing. 1.00

00:27:46.380 And next thing you know, you know, half their stomach is down but on their thighs and everything changes, you know.

00:27:53.000 And that's just part of God's plan out here.

00:27:55.560 We got another call that came in and this one, this one, let's hear it.

00:28:00.380 I have not heard any of these calls yet.

00:28:02.100 But I do know in the notation here it says that this is from David who's a marriage and family therapist calling in for Andrew.

00:28:10.380 Here we go.

00:28:10.860 Hey, Theo, this is David calling in response to Andrew's question on your last episode.

00:28:16.680 What I want you to think about for a second.

00:28:18.100 Thank you.

00:28:18.720 Thank you for calling, David.

00:28:19.760 Onward.

00:28:20.300 ...is your wife, she don't want to be fat and overweight. 1.00

00:28:23.420 And by you losing the weight, guess what that does? 0.99

00:28:25.340 That makes her feel more shitty and more insecure. 0.86

00:28:27.540 Trust me, every guy out there, if you don't like your body, don't like the way you look, think about the normal woman. 0.94

00:28:32.260 Time's out by 100 and that's how they think about their body.

00:28:34.960 And in her mind, because you lost that weight, it's going to make it harder for her, right?

00:28:37.860 Okay, one other thing I want you to understand is that being real is how you're going to connect with her.

00:28:43.440 So being vulnerable is very valuable.

00:28:45.060 You've got to be vulnerable to even be available to connect with her.

00:28:48.340 And pornography is an intimacy issue, dude.

00:28:51.040 Think about this.

00:28:51.820 You're more likely to look at porn when you don't have a connection with yourself, families, friends.

00:28:56.660 You're not connected with your job.

00:28:58.020 If you're not connected with your wife, you're definitely more likely to look at pornography.

00:29:01.540 So those are all just information, stuff like that.

00:29:04.640 But I know you want to be a positive influence for your wife.

00:29:06.620 I know you don't want a divorce, man.

00:29:08.420 You pull her aside and you tell her, remember, you've got to be vulnerable with her first.

00:29:12.200 You can't just be like, hey, you've got to do better.

00:29:14.160 You've got to lose weight.

00:29:14.940 All that criticism ain't going to work.

00:29:16.400 Tell her, baby, I know I've made some comments about your weight.

00:29:19.040 I've criticized you in the past and I'm sorry.

00:29:21.660 Give her compliments throughout the day when you see her making little choices.

00:29:25.640 Like, you know, just instead of saying, oh, yeah, you could eat better, just to hang out, babe.

00:29:28.540 Like, that's cool that you chose that.

00:29:30.000 You didn't have to do that.

00:29:31.600 And there you go.

00:29:32.400 And I know I let that call play long, but that gentleman talks fast.

00:29:36.540 You know, and that guy sounds pretty smart and he talks pretty quick.

00:29:39.960 Like, you know, and any man that can put that many words together successfully in a row without, and it sounded like you even used the correct punctuation.

00:29:48.680 So at that point, you let a man go. 0.87

00:29:51.220 You know, that's like when somebody, you know, that's like when a train's coming by and, you know, you want to touch one of the windows on it. 1.00

00:29:59.000 Man, fuck that, dude. 0.99

00:30:00.860 You touch the window on a Prius when it's going by. 1.00

00:30:02.920 You don't fucking touch the window on a train. 0.99

00:30:05.500 And that man, that man was on a train. 0.99

00:30:08.300 But I appreciate that.

00:30:08.940 That's some good insight.

00:30:10.800 You know, it's just a little more insight for you there.

00:30:12.080 We got another call that came in right here.

00:30:14.240 And then, guys, we got one of the best caller questions I've had come in.

00:30:18.800 I just know it from the sub line.

00:30:21.520 And I'm just ecstatic, bro.

00:30:23.080 So let's keep this vibe going here.

00:30:25.120 Here we go.

00:30:26.280 What's going on, Theo?

00:30:27.400 This is Nathan from New Hampshire.

00:30:29.720 Thank you for calling, Nathan from New Hampshire.

00:30:31.520 And one of my good friends, Mike Boogie, is from over in New Hampshire.

00:30:35.920 And that's a beautiful state that I've never been to, but that my luggage got lost one time on Southwest Airlines and my luggage went to New Hampshire.

00:30:45.480 So a lot of my clothes that I'll wear, if you see me sometimes, you might look at him and be like, oh, he's been to New Hampshire.

00:30:51.500 But that's just an illusion because my clothes have been.

00:30:55.040 Onward.

00:30:55.360 I'm calling in in regards to Andrew and his issues with his wife and their issue losing weight together.

00:31:03.980 I guess my first suggestion to him would be try to get his wife to go with him to the gym, you know, try to persuade her.

00:31:10.560 Say, I don't want to go to the gym by myself.

00:31:12.760 It'll be a lot easier if we go together.

00:31:14.640 We can motivate each other.

00:31:16.120 Use that type of tactic.

00:31:17.240 Or you can also use the whole New Year's resolution thing.

00:31:21.980 I mean, I think it's perfect timing for that, you know.

00:31:24.460 Say, hey, why don't one of your New Year's resolutions be to go to the gym more often and make that deal happen that we had together.

00:31:32.940 Because it sounds like he completed his end of the bargain and she didn't.

00:31:36.940 Yep, that's a good thought.

00:31:39.340 That's a good thought right there. 1.00

00:31:41.380 You know, the damn spin of the earth. 0.99

00:31:44.900 You know, it went around the moon or whatever, however it works up there. 0.99

00:31:49.540 364 times to give you that excuse right about now, didn't it, Mr. Andrew?

00:31:55.220 So you have that galactic excuse on the horizon. 1.00

00:32:01.440 And that's, you know, that's, fuck. 1.00

00:32:03.860 If this shit happens in May, boy, you shit out of luck. 1.00

00:32:06.940 But this shit's happening right now. 1.00

00:32:12.360 Here we go, man. 1.00

00:32:13.520 We got another caller that came in.

00:32:16.200 But, you know, that's...

00:32:18.660 You know, I...

00:32:23.940 It's tough, man.

00:32:27.080 It's a tough situation that you're in.

00:32:29.700 And it's tough also because of the influences that are out there today.

00:32:33.920 It's like even if you're not looking at pornography,

00:32:36.940 even if you're not doing that. 1.00

00:32:39.040 Fuck, if I look through my Instagram feed, 1.00

00:32:41.580 say I wake up in the morning, right? 1.00

00:32:43.240 Say you're with your girl.

00:32:44.440 Or say you're with your girl.

00:32:45.860 You wake up in the morning.

00:32:47.240 She's at her place.

00:32:48.300 You know, we all gonna meet for breakfast.

00:32:49.680 You, you know, you out there, you hit the toilet, you know.

00:32:52.720 You're letting your body do that blowout. 1.00

00:32:54.840 You know, you're changing your fucking oil. 1.00

00:32:57.480 And, and you look at your Instagram feed. 1.00

00:33:01.280 You've seen, you're just looking at regular pictures.

00:33:03.740 You're not even looking at anything nasty or any, you know,

00:33:07.220 any titty work or anything like that.

00:33:08.700 Or even any pictures of women by the beach or anything.

00:33:11.920 You're just looking at regular stuff.

00:33:13.860 Now, going through the feed, you're gonna see nine or eleven pictures of chicks. 0.99

00:33:17.540 Hot chicks, probably. 1.00

00:33:19.900 Attractive women or women trying to look their most attractive and doing it successfully. 0.97

00:33:25.140 So before you even meet your lady,

00:33:27.820 before you even meet your lady for breakfast,

00:33:30.500 you've already seen nine or eleven good looking chicks. 1.00

00:33:33.060 You've already been stimulated.

00:33:35.560 Because here's the thing.

00:33:36.540 You might look at something, you don't think anything.

00:33:38.760 Your brain thinks something.

00:33:41.580 Your brain is way, our brains are way more powerful than we are out here.

00:33:45.620 So next thing you know, you see your lady,

00:33:48.500 you've already been stimulated nine or eleven times by hot women. 0.89

00:33:51.440 And if some of those women are in sensual positions, 1.00

00:33:54.160 or, you know, fucking, you know, 1.00

00:33:56.900 picking an apple out of a tree with their fucking, 1.00

00:34:00.380 with their ass or whatever, 1.00

00:34:02.500 you know, some of these women are doing on the internet, 1.00

00:34:04.300 and, you know, jumping up in the air, 1.00

00:34:08.660 fucking, you know, showing their pussy to the moon, 1.00

00:34:12.520 or whatever they're doing. 1.00

00:34:13.360 And you, if you see that,

00:34:17.480 you're stimulated before you even see your woman.

00:34:19.100 So what I'm saying is there's so much stimulation out there

00:34:20.980 that we don't even know

00:34:22.020 that's chipping away at our libidos

00:34:24.440 before we even see our lady.

00:34:27.060 So it's front lines out there.

00:34:29.560 Sorry, that's an alarm right there.

00:34:30.940 Reminded me to not think about myself. 0.99

00:34:34.720 Damn. 1.00

00:34:35.760 You know I'm fucked up when I got that thing on there. 1.00

00:34:38.440 But yeah, so look, the stimulation's out there, 0.99

00:34:43.360 and we're fighting it.

00:34:44.720 And that's a, that's a, but that's a good,

00:34:46.480 that's a really good point that you gave in there.

00:34:49.040 You know, Nathan, with that call right there.

00:34:51.900 That's a really good point that you, that you gave in.

00:34:53.980 I'm going to play the end of that one more time.

00:34:55.560 I want to go to the gym by myself.

00:34:57.260 It'll be a lot easier if we go together.

00:34:59.120 We can motivate each other.

00:35:00.480 There you go.

00:35:01.560 Because the thing is,

00:35:02.480 is sometimes you have to do it together.

00:35:04.860 It's not like you do it, and I'll do it.

00:35:07.540 Let's do it at the same time.

00:35:09.000 That doesn't always work,

00:35:09.840 because if you get it done,

00:35:11.460 then at a certain point,

00:35:12.640 I wonder, Andrew, if you were even,

00:35:14.820 for the second half of your training,

00:35:16.460 were you even training out of resentment?

00:35:18.880 Like was resentment fueling you?

00:35:21.200 Because that would be fueling me.

00:35:22.820 If I make a deal with my lady, 0.81

00:35:24.160 and she's not doing it,

00:35:25.140 I'm still doing it,

00:35:26.320 then I'm going to the gym,

00:35:27.720 and I'm showing up,

00:35:28.960 and at half that second, you know, 0.99

00:35:31.540 them last fucking 40 humps 0.99

00:35:34.260 with those kettlebells 0.99

00:35:35.760 are out of resentment,

00:35:36.680 and I'm coming back to the house

00:35:38.640 with my shirt off. 0.99

00:35:39.800 I'm spraying extra fucking, 0.99

00:35:41.180 you know, rose water on my chest 1.00

00:35:43.060 in the car and shit 0.99

00:35:44.040 before I go in the house, 0.99

00:35:45.120 so I'm looking flexy

00:35:47.080 when I walk in,

00:35:49.460 and at that point,

00:35:50.640 I'm riding on,

00:35:52.980 you know, what's driving me

00:35:54.460 is not healthy,

00:35:55.520 and I'm not accusing you of that.

00:35:56.960 I'm just saying,

00:35:57.660 that would be me.

00:35:59.300 That would be me

00:36:00.300 if I was in your shoes.

00:36:01.380 That's what would have been

00:36:02.800 happening to me.

00:36:03.820 We got a beautiful lady 1.00

00:36:05.240 that called in here.

00:36:05.860 It just says,

00:36:06.280 female caller.

00:36:07.100 That's all I know.

00:36:07.840 We're hearing this together

00:36:08.520 for the first time.

00:36:09.860 Here we go.

00:36:10.720 Hi, Theo.

00:36:11.300 I have some advice

00:36:12.900 for your caller, Andrew.

00:36:15.260 Yep.

00:36:15.620 Thank you for calling.

00:36:16.440 Let's hear it.

00:36:17.700 I would say to Andrew,

00:36:20.180 if him and his wife 1.00

00:36:21.620 mind fuck ever, 1.00

00:36:23.540 my significant other and I, 0.99

00:36:24.740 we don't really, you know,

00:36:25.740 do sex that much, 1.00

00:36:27.260 but our minds fuck every day. 1.00

00:36:29.940 He's just my right or die. 1.00

00:36:31.840 He's the kind of person

00:36:32.840 that if I'm feeling down,

00:36:35.020 he'll do anything in the world

00:36:36.280 to just make it better,

00:36:37.440 and, you know,

00:36:38.920 that's what I need

00:36:40.380 in a partner out of life

00:36:41.840 and I don't know

00:36:42.920 if for Andrew

00:36:43.680 if that's the truth

00:36:45.120 for his wife.

00:36:46.100 So if he has issues

00:36:47.880 in that department,

00:36:49.160 that might be what's causing

00:36:50.780 a lot of the regret

00:36:52.460 or resentment

00:36:53.500 towards his wife.

00:36:55.160 I would say,

00:36:56.080 focus on what really matters

00:36:57.460 in life.

00:36:57.940 Those people that'll be there

00:36:59.220 for you.

00:37:00.160 Yep.

00:37:01.000 And I didn't mean

00:37:01.480 to cut you off.

00:37:02.100 Let's hear the end of that.

00:37:03.160 Those people that'll be there

00:37:05.120 for you no matter what.

00:37:05.940 Sorry, the call ends right there.

00:37:08.300 And that lady's saying, 1.00

00:37:09.740 well, how about mind fucking? 1.00

00:37:12.200 You know, 1.00

00:37:12.500 that that's more important

00:37:13.500 than being out there

00:37:14.120 in the sensual streets.

00:37:16.020 That getting your minds 0.99

00:37:17.160 to fucking, you know, 0.99

00:37:18.320 reach across the room 0.99

00:37:19.420 and tangle up 0.55

00:37:20.300 next to each other.

00:37:21.900 You know,

00:37:22.360 letting your thoughts mix

00:37:23.980 and letting your words mix

00:37:25.380 and sharing ideas

00:37:26.620 and being sentimental

00:37:28.420 and sensual that way.

00:37:30.440 And not even ideas like,

00:37:31.660 oh, let's touch 0.99

00:37:32.480 and let's fucking, 1.00

00:37:33.800 you know, 1.00

00:37:34.180 squeeze each other's titty meat 1.00

00:37:35.760 and shit like that. 1.00

00:37:36.840 She just means 0.99

00:37:37.620 regular conversation,

00:37:39.160 I'm assuming.

00:37:39.920 She just means,

00:37:40.900 you know,

00:37:41.680 talking,

00:37:42.300 communicating.

00:37:43.900 And I noticed that too, man.

00:37:45.620 I, you know,

00:37:46.260 this girl I was talking to

00:37:47.940 and I've been talking to

00:37:49.040 and, you know,

00:37:50.200 and when I get the,

00:37:50.920 you know,

00:37:51.180 like,

00:37:51.840 I need,

00:37:53.960 if things get too complacent

00:37:55.840 in the communication,

00:37:58.160 that can be scary.

00:37:58.940 when you just fall into

00:38:00.880 these comfortable patterns,

00:38:02.260 it can be awesome

00:38:03.980 because it's comfortable,

00:38:04.920 but at the same time,

00:38:06.580 it's,

00:38:07.760 it,

00:38:08.160 it loses,

00:38:11.340 the allure kind of dies.

00:38:13.940 You know,

00:38:14.440 some of the novelty wears off

00:38:16.220 and even in conversation.

00:38:17.680 And so you have to, 1.00

00:38:19.860 fuck, man. 1.00

00:38:22.500 And I'm just realizing now, 1.00

00:38:23.580 I don't see how some of you guys do it.

00:38:25.040 I don't see,

00:38:25.560 I don't even see how you do it.

00:38:26.840 I mean,

00:38:27.100 I don't see how,

00:38:27.780 I don't see how some of these guys do it

00:38:29.660 and stay in these relationships

00:38:31.120 and are able to do it.

00:38:31.860 I commend you, man.

00:38:33.140 I commend you, fellas.

00:38:34.160 If you're out there,

00:38:35.920 if you're out there

00:38:36.720 and you're staying,

00:38:37.520 you're holding the line,

00:38:40.060 you know,

00:38:40.260 you're out there

00:38:40.640 Dunkirking 1.00

00:38:41.480 for that ass, 1.00

00:38:43.600 you know, 1.00

00:38:43.900 for that wife,

00:38:44.780 for that family.

00:38:46.260 You out there Dunkirking. 1.00

00:38:48.520 Because fuck, man. 1.00

00:38:50.200 I've thrown in the white, 1.00

00:38:52.040 I've raised the white flag, dude,

00:38:53.800 many a times.

00:38:55.480 And not even when the,

00:38:56.540 when the going got tough. 1.00

00:38:58.260 I, fuck, 1.00

00:38:58.700 I brought the white flag 1.00

00:39:00.220 to the first date.

00:39:02.560 You know,

00:39:03.240 but I don't want to always be that way

00:39:05.060 and I don't plan to always be that way.

00:39:06.660 But,

00:39:07.020 but sometimes,

00:39:09.520 you know,

00:39:10.400 where we are,

00:39:11.020 where we are

00:39:11.660 until we take action

00:39:13.820 and then we

00:39:15.180 can end up

00:39:16.300 where we want to be.

00:39:17.740 And that's what I'm hopefully

00:39:18.700 trying to do.

00:39:19.760 Here we go.

00:39:20.620 Now, Andrew,

00:39:21.820 this call says

00:39:22.600 Andrew added more info.

00:39:24.100 Andrew called and added more info.

00:39:25.880 Now,

00:39:26.180 some of you guys know

00:39:26.920 we got the assistant,

00:39:27.720 Chris Perez,

00:39:28.420 a Latino gentleman.

00:39:29.980 And,

00:39:30.500 and we got Wild Corey.

00:39:32.760 And Wild Corey handled

00:39:33.840 the technical side

00:39:34.640 and we got Bud Galloway.

00:39:36.220 And Bud Galloway

00:39:37.500 is also another technician

00:39:38.700 and he's been out of town.

00:39:40.300 And he also sometimes

00:39:41.420 does a little bit of drinking.

00:39:43.180 But, 1.00

00:39:43.940 Wild Corey got a fucking, 1.00

00:39:45.580 you know, 1.00

00:39:46.460 he got that action 0.99

00:39:47.420 in his fucking Jackson. 0.99

00:39:48.660 You know, 1.00

00:39:48.880 he got the,

00:39:50.220 you know,

00:39:50.940 he got that,

00:39:52.320 you know,

00:39:52.880 he got,

00:39:53.280 he coming in 0.99

00:39:54.380 like he fucking 1.00

00:39:55.120 hung out in a thunderstorm 0.99

00:39:56.780 too much

00:39:57.260 and caught a,

00:39:57.960 he didn't catch lightning directly 0.97

00:39:59.500 but he was sure as fuck 0.97

00:40:00.720 was standing next to something 0.98

00:40:01.860 that got hit by it.

00:40:03.240 He's got that in him.

00:40:04.340 But Chris Perez,

00:40:05.800 the beautiful Latino gentleman,

00:40:07.200 he's the one who puts

00:40:07.760 all these calls in.

00:40:09.960 And,

00:40:10.240 and so here we go.

00:40:11.960 There's another one

00:40:12.500 that came in

00:40:12.880 and this is from Andrew

00:40:13.940 who called back.

00:40:15.380 Here we go.

00:40:16.800 Hey CEO,

00:40:17.260 it's Andrew from PBI,

00:40:18.560 Prince Edward Island,

00:40:19.140 Canada.

00:40:19.620 Again,

00:40:20.140 I didn't mention

00:40:20.740 that there's love there.

00:40:21.860 Like,

00:40:22.340 I may not be attracted to her

00:40:23.540 but I deeply love her

00:40:24.780 and we have three beautiful children

00:40:26.320 whom I also deeply love.

00:40:27.880 So I definitely don't

00:40:28.840 just want to scrap it

00:40:29.680 but I do need to figure out

00:40:31.020 how to make it work.

00:40:32.240 Hmm.

00:40:33.520 Well,

00:40:33.980 that's good,

00:40:34.360 that's good added information

00:40:35.740 and thank you for calling out

00:40:37.020 about that.

00:40:37.640 And I think you got some good,

00:40:38.640 you know,

00:40:38.960 some unique calls

00:40:39.680 that have come in,

00:40:40.400 man.

00:40:41.040 And I'm glad that you brought this up 1.00

00:40:42.500 because this is a fucker real shit. 1.00

00:40:45.620 You know, 1.00

00:40:45.980 there's,

00:40:46.240 I remember seeing a dude

00:40:47.200 one time,

00:40:47.680 this dude,

00:40:48.100 just when I was young,

00:40:49.000 dropped his wife off

00:40:49.840 in our neighborhood,

00:40:50.620 man.

00:40:51.580 And that was it,

00:40:52.680 dude.

00:40:54.460 This lady, 0.79

00:40:55.200 Terry,

00:40:55.640 boy,

00:40:56.460 she lived by us

00:40:57.440 for about nine years.

00:40:58.360 I remember seeing that dude

00:41:00.200 leave, 0.75

00:41:00.720 boy.

00:41:03.600 That was it. 1.00

00:41:05.100 Fuck, 1.00

00:41:05.340 I remember she got out 1.00

00:41:06.480 and they were arguing

00:41:07.300 or something

00:41:07.680 and I went over there

00:41:08.340 to look at the car

00:41:09.060 because the car was kind of nice.

00:41:10.300 It was like a Nova,

00:41:11.460 Chevy Nova.

00:41:13.160 And I'm like, 0.99

00:41:13.660 damn, 1.00

00:41:13.820 this is a fine fucking car, 1.00

00:41:15.320 boy. 1.00

00:41:16.460 You know?

00:41:18.000 And,

00:41:18.460 uh,

00:41:18.940 had bumper stickers 0.99

00:41:19.840 and shit on it. 0.99

00:41:20.580 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:41:21.180 Shit that made it fucking tight. 1.00

00:41:25.100 And, 1.00

00:41:25.460 and they're fucking 0.99

00:41:26.920 sitting there fighting, 1.00

00:41:27.920 man.

00:41:28.180 And I'm looking around 0.99

00:41:28.880 in the windows and shit 0.99

00:41:30.160 and then he left. 0.99

00:41:31.680 I remember even waving.

00:41:32.880 I thought,

00:41:33.280 I didn't know who they were,

00:41:34.140 man.

00:41:34.260 I waved at him.

00:41:36.040 And then,

00:41:36.840 Terry lived in our neighborhood

00:41:38.240 for about nine years,

00:41:39.240 bro.

00:41:39.380 Her husband dropped her 1.00

00:41:40.720 the fuck off. 0.99

00:41:42.920 And it was interesting 0.99

00:41:43.760 because I had,

00:41:44.300 you know,

00:41:44.740 I didn't ever have any feelings

00:41:45.960 for her or nothing,

00:41:46.680 but I did,

00:41:48.360 you know,

00:41:48.920 I saw some of her struggles

00:41:50.100 and saw what was going on.

00:41:52.580 And she would kind of,

00:41:53.440 you know,

00:41:53.600 there were times

00:41:54.100 where she went through bouts

00:41:54.960 where she was,

00:41:56.160 you know,

00:41:57.460 you know,

00:41:58.200 we'd go over there sometime

00:41:59.180 and we got into this,

00:42:00.160 when Peepin' Tom was popular,

00:42:01.620 just before everybody had cable,

00:42:03.480 when you'd just go

00:42:04.180 get you a little ladder,

00:42:06.540 you know,

00:42:06.880 or rent a ladder

00:42:08.160 and go watch people

00:42:09.500 in the neighborhood 1.00

00:42:10.060 fucking live their lives. 1.00

00:42:11.400 Sometimes it'd be sex, 1.00

00:42:12.680 sometimes it'd be people,

00:42:13.900 you know, 1.00

00:42:15.120 beating each other with shit, 1.00

00:42:16.800 or I don't know 1.00

00:42:17.880 what it would be doing.

00:42:19.680 But,

00:42:20.120 we used to go peepin' Tom

00:42:21.820 at her house a little bit

00:42:22.700 and it got pretty interesting

00:42:23.820 seeing a single lady out there 1.00

00:42:25.720 in them dating streets,

00:42:26.720 you know,

00:42:27.300 in the early 90s.

00:42:28.900 Praise God.

00:42:30.100 Alright, man,

00:42:30.980 let's hear a little more.

00:42:32.740 This is,

00:42:33.920 this is another call

00:42:35.640 that we got right here.

00:42:38.160 And that's it.

00:42:39.480 That's all the calls

00:42:40.080 that we got, Andrew,

00:42:40.740 that came in on that topic.

00:42:42.040 So, I appreciate you

00:42:43.000 calling in

00:42:44.000 and letting us

00:42:44.520 kick it around a little bit.

00:42:46.960 And you said that

00:42:47.980 you're going to that pornography

00:42:48.980 as an outlet.

00:42:50.320 And that's the,

00:42:51.080 now that's a separate thing

00:42:52.920 because then you have

00:42:53.780 this whole magnet

00:42:54.640 of pornography

00:42:55.380 that's attracting you.

00:42:57.400 You know,

00:42:57.740 and that stuff gets wild.

00:43:00.020 People, you know,

00:43:01.060 catching,

00:43:02.360 you know,

00:43:02.780 I saw a woman

00:43:03.440 catch a ground rule double 1.00

00:43:04.660 in her vagina 1.00

00:43:05.800 on one of those, 1.00

00:43:06.880 you know,

00:43:07.920 Vietnamese sites.

00:43:10.180 And it's,

00:43:11.580 I mean, 0.99

00:43:12.200 damn, boy, 0.99

00:43:13.380 this, 1.00

00:43:13.840 this lady had a fucking 1.00

00:43:14.740 Ozzie Smith down there 1.00

00:43:15.920 between her legs, 0.94

00:43:16.680 you know.

00:43:17.280 So, you got to be careful

00:43:18.080 out there

00:43:18.400 because you can get

00:43:18.900 addicted to that.

00:43:19.900 And they'll use trickery

00:43:21.120 like that

00:43:21.540 to wrap you 0.72

00:43:22.180 into pornography.

00:43:23.200 Oh, you love sports?

00:43:24.820 Okay.

00:43:25.660 Well, here's some lady 1.00

00:43:26.580 catching a fucking 1.00

00:43:27.340 foul ball 1.00

00:43:28.220 in her ass. 1.00

00:43:29.900 And next thing you know, 1.00

00:43:30.940 you think you're

00:43:31.400 watching baseball

00:43:32.240 and next thing you know, 0.99

00:43:33.280 you jerked off 0.97

00:43:33.920 and you passed out. 0.99

00:43:35.300 And you passed out

00:43:36.180 in the family chair.

00:43:37.060 You passed out

00:43:37.640 on the couch.

00:43:39.100 Or you done

00:43:39.480 sprayed out

00:43:40.120 and passed out

00:43:40.760 on a glass

00:43:41.640 coffee table.

00:43:43.620 And your nephew

00:43:44.360 comes in there

00:43:44.900 and finds you.

00:43:47.960 You know,

00:43:48.600 and that's that.

00:43:49.720 And then you're

00:43:50.280 doing something else

00:43:51.000 because then you're

00:43:51.700 heading down that way.

00:43:52.580 And I have had,

00:43:55.720 I have struggled

00:43:56.500 out in them J streets. 0.85

00:43:58.580 I have struggled 0.97

00:43:59.500 in them jerks. 0.95

00:44:01.420 And the thing I was 0.99

00:44:02.080 thinking,

00:44:02.300 I was even thinking

00:44:02.820 about this today

00:44:03.520 and we even talked

00:44:04.120 about it on

00:44:04.380 Fighter and the Kid

00:44:05.060 that I noticed 0.87

00:44:07.360 when masturbation

00:44:08.220 got out of hand 0.94

00:44:08.860 for daddy

00:44:09.380 was when it wasn't

00:44:10.280 even about,

00:44:12.280 I wasn't even

00:44:13.480 feeling that much joy

00:44:14.760 from catching

00:44:16.420 that newt,

00:44:17.360 you know? 1.00

00:44:18.460 From fucking, 1.00

00:44:19.700 you know, 1.00

00:44:20.140 because you,

00:44:20.540 you know,

00:44:20.880 you pleasing

00:44:21.420 and pleasing

00:44:21.940 and pleasing

00:44:22.480 and then you

00:44:22.940 catch that,

00:44:23.980 you know,

00:44:25.160 that newt 0.50

00:44:25.700 Gingrich,

00:44:26.280 boy.

00:44:27.360 And I wasn't

00:44:28.120 even feeling joy

00:44:28.740 from catching

00:44:29.180 that newt.

00:44:29.900 All I was feeling

00:44:30.780 was I was feeling

00:44:33.440 like I had

00:44:34.480 serviced a habit.

00:44:37.600 You know what

00:44:38.260 I'm saying?

00:44:38.620 Like,

00:44:39.720 in the beginning 0.87

00:44:40.480 when I would jerk 0.99

00:44:41.240 off or masturbate, 1.00

00:44:42.280 I would feel, 0.99

00:44:44.020 you know,

00:44:45.020 like a joy.

00:44:46.100 Like,

00:44:46.400 oh yeah,

00:44:47.980 I'm a randy gent.

00:44:50.080 But then I noticed

00:44:51.920 over time

00:44:53.040 it would feel

00:44:53.660 like,

00:44:54.080 oh,

00:44:55.380 it was almost

00:44:55.860 like if you

00:44:56.600 smoked a cigarette,

00:44:57.320 it was like,

00:44:57.600 oh,

00:44:57.740 it just,

00:44:58.100 it fed the habit.

00:45:00.200 You weren't

00:45:00.660 getting anything

00:45:01.260 out of the action

00:45:02.220 really anymore.

00:45:04.040 You were getting

00:45:04.420 a little something,

00:45:05.740 but a higher

00:45:06.720 percentage of what

00:45:07.400 you were getting

00:45:07.940 was just feeding

00:45:08.900 the habit.

00:45:09.760 And for me,

00:45:10.440 that's when I

00:45:11.020 noticed that

00:45:12.060 not watching

00:45:13.240 how much I

00:45:14.540 entertain the idea

00:45:15.480 of pornography

00:45:16.140 is dangerous.

00:45:19.300 Here we got a

00:45:20.000 call right here

00:45:20.900 that came in

00:45:21.920 and this is

00:45:22.460 from Michael.

00:45:23.420 Here we go.

00:45:24.280 Hey,

00:45:24.460 what's up,

00:45:24.820 Theo?

00:45:25.060 This is Michael

00:45:25.880 from Tacoma,

00:45:26.580 Washington.

00:45:27.420 Oh,

00:45:27.640 Tacoma.

00:45:28.340 And I'll be up

00:45:29.120 there like I

00:45:29.680 mentioned earlier.

00:45:30.520 And that is

00:45:31.000 March 15th and

00:45:31.980 16th.

00:45:32.580 And the 17th,

00:45:33.480 I'll be in

00:45:33.860 Spokane.

00:45:35.960 Let's hear

00:45:36.640 more from you,

00:45:38.400 Mr.

00:45:38.880 Michael.

00:45:39.540 So you're

00:45:40.020 always talking

00:45:40.440 about self-pleasure

00:45:41.400 and quitting 0.98

00:45:42.240 masturbating and 0.99

00:45:43.000 all that.

00:45:43.360 And it got me

00:45:43.700 to thinking

00:45:44.060 the best and

00:45:45.360 worst orgasm

00:45:45.960 I ever had

00:45:46.540 in regard to

00:45:47.460 self-pleasure.

00:45:49.040 So,

00:45:49.260 you know,

00:45:49.420 I started doing

00:45:50.040 it when I was

00:45:50.440 around 10 or

00:45:51.560 11 years old.

00:45:52.540 Oh,

00:45:53.020 man.

00:45:54.060 And it's crazy

00:45:54.960 now because

00:45:55.380 you know what's

00:45:55.940 weird now is

00:45:56.560 Michael tells me

00:45:57.180 that and now

00:45:58.160 I'm picturing in

00:45:58.720 my mind a young

00:45:59.880 boy.

00:46:01.780 Now, 1.00

00:46:02.280 what the fuck 1.00

00:46:02.780 is going on? 0.99

00:46:04.940 So does that

00:46:05.620 mean I'm a bad

00:46:06.240 person?

00:46:06.740 Is Michael a bad

00:46:07.540 person or are we

00:46:08.160 just sharing a

00:46:08.860 story?

00:46:10.560 Onward.

00:46:11.220 It's old,

00:46:11.580 right?

00:46:12.180 And I thought

00:46:12.800 I was being

00:46:13.080 flicked by

00:46:13.880 taking a shower.

00:46:15.140 So I would

00:46:15.520 take like three

00:46:15.940 or four showers

00:46:16.480 a day.

00:46:17.120 Oh,

00:46:17.500 yeah,

00:46:18.100 boy.

00:46:19.040 Dude,

00:46:19.300 there was probably

00:46:20.160 about seven

00:46:20.740 months where I

00:46:21.160 didn't take a

00:46:21.540 bath towel off

00:46:22.160 my body,

00:46:22.880 boy.

00:46:24.220 I was in 1.00

00:46:24.780 there fucking 0.99

00:46:25.220 young, 1.00

00:46:25.960 cutting,

00:46:26.580 dude.

00:46:27.720 Dude,

00:46:28.000 it was fun 0.98

00:46:28.720 jerking off when 0.94

00:46:29.300 you were young,

00:46:29.920 man.

00:46:30.180 How much 0.99

00:46:30.560 fucking fun 0.99

00:46:31.460 was it? 0.99

00:46:32.540 You got home

00:46:33.180 from school,

00:46:33.760 people were like,

00:46:34.140 what are you

00:46:34.420 going to do?

00:46:35.260 Oh,

00:46:35.620 nothing.

00:46:36.100 What are you

00:46:36.500 going to do?

00:46:37.040 Oh,

00:46:37.600 nothing.

00:46:38.160 All right,

00:46:38.600 bro.

00:46:38.980 Talk to you

00:46:39.620 later.

00:46:40.040 Then everybody

00:46:40.860 ran in their

00:46:41.400 house and jerked 0.99

00:46:42.200 off, 1.00

00:46:42.580 dude.

00:46:43.280 Or sometime,

00:46:44.660 depending on the

00:46:45.180 weather,

00:46:45.480 you guys might 1.00

00:46:46.080 fucking jerk 1.00

00:46:46.760 off out in the 1.00

00:46:47.400 woods,

00:46:47.760 you know?

00:46:48.680 That was fun,

00:46:49.800 man.

00:46:50.100 That was being

00:46:51.240 young and that

00:46:52.260 was when it was

00:46:52.720 an adventure.

00:46:54.020 Let's hear more.

00:46:54.740 I'm curious now.

00:46:55.800 So this one time

00:46:56.540 my dad,

00:46:57.160 he needed help

00:46:57.700 moving a couch

00:46:58.360 because he just

00:46:58.760 got a new couch.

00:46:59.980 So I'm like,

00:47:00.560 hey,

00:47:00.700 dad,

00:47:01.060 you know,

00:47:01.400 before I move

00:47:02.320 this couch,

00:47:02.800 let me take a

00:47:03.240 quick shower so I

00:47:03.940 can get myself

00:47:04.380 right.

00:47:05.200 And I mean,

00:47:07.040 obviously I wasn't.

00:47:07.760 He knew what 1.00

00:47:08.120 the fuck I was 0.99

00:47:08.580 doing. 1.00

00:47:09.380 Damn, 1.00

00:47:09.820 dude. 1.00

00:47:10.040 Now that's an

00:47:10.880 early warning sign. 1.00

00:47:12.420 If you got a jerk 1.00

00:47:13.320 off for you, 1.00

00:47:13.820 you can even

00:47:14.160 adjust furniture.

00:47:16.960 It's going to be

00:47:17.460 a long life

00:47:18.180 because,

00:47:18.460 you know,

00:47:18.540 the average person

00:47:19.220 moves about

00:47:19.760 probably about

00:47:20.360 seven times in

00:47:21.060 their life.

00:47:22.680 Let's hear more.

00:47:24.160 So I go to the

00:47:25.240 bathroom,

00:47:25.820 I turn the shower

00:47:26.400 on and I'm

00:47:26.800 sitting crisscross

00:47:27.480 applesauce on the

00:47:28.260 floor and just

00:47:29.300 kind of doing a

00:47:29.820 little bit of

00:47:30.340 sensual stuff with

00:47:31.560 myself,

00:47:31.960 you know?

00:47:32.520 So as I'm

00:47:33.060 getting closer,

00:47:33.880 I kind of stand up

00:47:34.780 and get near the

00:47:35.260 sink so I can

00:47:35.740 kind of spray out

00:47:36.360 in the sink,

00:47:36.880 you know?

00:47:37.240 Oh boy,

00:47:38.040 that's that old

00:47:38.940 whoo-whoo, 1.00

00:47:40.560 that old sink

00:47:41.600 jack,

00:47:42.140 huh?

00:47:43.260 A real man

00:47:44.600 goes over to

00:47:45.120 the toilet and

00:47:45.700 tries to fire it

00:47:46.540 all into the

00:47:47.060 bowl and you

00:47:47.860 know that.

00:47:50.180 Here we go,

00:47:50.920 Michael taking the

00:47:51.500 easy way out by

00:47:52.060 the sink,

00:47:52.500 onward.

00:47:53.080 You know,

00:47:53.820 no muss, 0.97

00:47:54.280 no fuss.

00:47:55.240 All of a sudden,

00:47:56.480 my dad opens the

00:47:57.240 door and I could

00:47:57.760 have sworn I 0.99

00:47:58.400 locked that damn 1.00

00:47:59.100 door. 1.00

00:47:59.760 Oh,

00:48:01.120 because sometimes

00:48:01.960 your brain and

00:48:02.680 your spine is so

00:48:03.740 lit up on the

00:48:04.700 potential of

00:48:05.500 jerking. 0.97

00:48:06.360 that you 1.00

00:48:06.980 fucking forgot 1.00

00:48:07.780 to click that 1.00

00:48:09.580 lock.

00:48:10.700 It scares me so

00:48:11.340 bad,

00:48:12.060 I just start

00:48:12.580 spraying all

00:48:13.240 over the place,

00:48:13.880 all over the

00:48:14.360 sink and all

00:48:14.740 over myself.

00:48:16.060 And the worst

00:48:16.560 part is,

00:48:17.700 it felt good

00:48:18.460 too.

00:48:19.240 So it was the

00:48:20.060 best I've ever

00:48:20.720 had and I've

00:48:22.420 been kind of

00:48:22.800 chasing that

00:48:23.220 dragon ever

00:48:23.680 since. 1.00

00:48:25.160 Damn, 1.00

00:48:25.760 dude. 1.00

00:48:26.960 So you're

00:48:27.580 probably wearing

00:48:28.120 your dad's

00:48:28.660 shirt sometimes

00:48:29.420 and just jerking 0.88

00:48:30.120 off to try to 0.99

00:48:30.840 get back to

00:48:31.340 that vibe.

00:48:31.920 man,

00:48:34.440 I can

00:48:34.660 sympathize.

00:48:35.160 One time,

00:48:36.040 you know,

00:48:36.360 I was,

00:48:37.140 and I'm

00:48:37.700 hardy in the 0.99

00:48:38.300 cock, 1.00

00:48:38.700 boy. 0.79

00:48:39.380 You know

00:48:39.620 what I'm

00:48:39.760 saying?

00:48:39.920 I'm coming

00:48:40.260 in thick

00:48:40.800 Rick.

00:48:42.320 You know

00:48:42.740 what I'm

00:48:42.900 saying?

00:48:43.060 I'm coming

00:48:43.360 in all

00:48:43.760 sternum and 0.94

00:48:44.460 nipples, 0.96

00:48:44.960 bruh.

00:48:45.960 You know,

00:48:46.360 I'm coming

00:48:46.660 in, 1.00

00:48:47.080 damn, 1.00

00:48:47.700 son. 1.00

00:48:48.180 If my dick 1.00

00:48:49.060 had a rib 1.00

00:48:49.540 cage,

00:48:49.860 it would have

00:48:50.120 about 70

00:48:50.820 ribs in it.

00:48:52.720 And sometimes,

00:48:54.440 you know,

00:48:55.080 I'd be 0.99

00:48:55.360 masturbating at 0.99

00:48:56.060 home because

00:48:57.180 it became,

00:48:58.100 you know,

00:48:59.340 a popular

00:48:59.760 activity.

00:49:00.340 And I

00:49:03.340 remember one

00:49:04.360 time,

00:49:04.860 pleasureing

00:49:05.240 myself,

00:49:06.620 and sitting

00:49:07.180 on the

00:49:07.500 bed,

00:49:07.920 kind of

00:49:08.180 one,

00:49:09.120 I was

00:49:09.520 kind of

00:49:09.760 sitting on

00:49:10.120 the bed,

00:49:10.680 had one

00:49:11.080 knee on

00:49:11.440 the floor,

00:49:12.040 like on

00:49:12.420 the edge

00:49:12.840 of the

00:49:13.100 bed,

00:49:13.520 kind of,

00:49:14.200 kind of

00:49:14.720 kneeling

00:49:15.200 down,

00:49:16.780 you know,

00:49:17.480 and,

00:49:19.780 you know,

00:49:21.420 and just,

00:49:22.360 you know,

00:49:23.700 hitting myself 0.97

00:49:24.300 with a couple 0.77

00:49:24.700 A and C

00:49:25.460 cords right

00:49:26.040 there on

00:49:26.440 the wing,

00:49:27.360 and my

00:49:28.120 mother opened

00:49:28.640 the door.

00:49:30.340 And I

00:49:30.760 was like,

00:49:31.540 what the 1.00

00:49:31.920 fuck, 1.00

00:49:33.440 mom, 1.00

00:49:34.220 close the

00:49:34.760 door.

00:49:36.020 So she

00:49:36.580 closes the

00:49:37.380 door.

00:49:38.380 Now I'm

00:49:38.980 high,

00:49:39.660 I'm high on 0.99

00:49:40.400 that erection, 0.98

00:49:41.220 you know, 0.98

00:49:41.360 I'm high on

00:49:42.000 that sensuality.

00:49:43.620 I mean,

00:49:43.900 I don't know if

00:49:44.440 there was a

00:49:44.820 bigger dopamine

00:49:45.540 rush than 0.97

00:49:46.060 being 14 and 1.00

00:49:47.060 jerking off. 0.99

00:49:48.620 So I go

00:49:49.920 right back

00:49:50.580 into it,

00:49:51.220 dude,

00:49:51.860 you know?

00:49:53.440 You know what

00:49:54.060 I'm saying?

00:49:54.580 I'm playing

00:49:55.100 every rose has

00:49:57.180 its thorn on

00:49:57.780 that,

00:49:57.920 you know what I'm

00:49:58.180 saying?

00:49:58.320 And I hit

00:49:58.680 right back

00:49:59.120 to those

00:49:59.480 CAD cords

00:50:00.720 on my

00:50:01.100 wing,

00:50:02.140 you know,

00:50:02.420 the ones,

00:50:02.880 them pleasure

00:50:03.380 cords,

00:50:03.820 the ones that

00:50:04.200 get you right

00:50:04.860 to that poison,

00:50:08.420 you know?

00:50:09.580 And my

00:50:12.420 mother opened

00:50:13.040 the door right

00:50:13.900 back up,

00:50:15.060 like four

00:50:16.140 seconds later,

00:50:17.900 maybe two

00:50:18.520 seconds,

00:50:19.520 and I'm

00:50:20.780 still jerking 0.99

00:50:21.620 off. 0.99

00:50:22.960 And I'm

00:50:23.560 like,

00:50:23.800 what the 1.00

00:50:24.460 fuck? 1.00

00:50:24.960 man, 1.00

00:50:27.480 and that

00:50:27.740 just,

00:50:29.580 and you

00:50:29.860 know,

00:50:30.140 and I do,

00:50:30.980 I love the

00:50:31.420 fact that I've

00:50:31.860 asked my

00:50:32.280 mother one

00:50:32.840 time about

00:50:33.400 that,

00:50:33.680 does she

00:50:33.900 remember it?

00:50:34.360 And she said

00:50:34.580 she doesn't

00:50:34.900 remember it.

00:50:35.820 And I believe

00:50:36.380 that she does,

00:50:37.820 but in the

00:50:39.560 kind heart of

00:50:40.080 a mother,

00:50:40.460 she would never

00:50:41.200 say that she

00:50:41.760 does.

00:50:43.260 And I'm

00:50:45.480 grateful for

00:50:46.000 that because

00:50:46.460 I don't have

00:50:47.320 to,

00:50:48.240 I can remember

00:50:49.100 that,

00:50:49.900 but when she

00:50:50.880 tells me that

00:50:51.460 she doesn't,

00:50:52.500 it makes it so

00:50:53.300 that I don't

00:50:53.980 have to remember

00:50:54.660 that every

00:50:55.060 time,

00:50:55.920 you know,

00:50:56.300 in those

00:50:56.540 awkward moments,

00:50:57.440 I don't have

00:50:57.800 to,

00:50:58.540 that doesn't

00:50:59.280 weigh as

00:50:59.720 heavily on

00:51:00.260 me.

00:51:01.340 And that

00:51:01.740 is,

00:51:02.280 that's one

00:51:03.760 of the

00:51:04.200 graces that

00:51:05.320 our mothers

00:51:05.720 allow us a

00:51:06.460 lot of

00:51:06.680 times,

00:51:07.280 is the

00:51:07.840 things they

00:51:08.220 choose to

00:51:08.760 forget.

00:51:10.840 And that,

00:51:11.880 that makes

00:51:14.720 me even think

00:51:15.240 more about

00:51:16.360 your wife,

00:51:17.180 Andrew.

00:51:17.680 I don't

00:51:18.100 know her.

00:51:21.180 And look,

00:51:21.880 I don't,

00:51:22.200 I'm not saying

00:51:22.740 that I haven't,

00:51:23.360 I mean,

00:51:23.580 I've stepped

00:51:24.020 out on

00:51:24.540 any woman

00:51:25.980 that I've,

00:51:26.560 any relationship

00:51:27.300 I've ever been

00:51:27.800 in,

00:51:28.040 I've struggled

00:51:28.460 in.

00:51:32.560 So I'm

00:51:33.180 one to

00:51:33.460 talk.

00:51:35.540 But it

00:51:37.580 is amazing

00:51:38.400 the gift

00:51:39.480 that women 0.97

00:51:39.980 have to

00:51:41.060 look past

00:51:41.980 things

00:51:44.100 sometimes.

00:51:46.280 It's amazing.

00:51:47.300 Women, 1.00

00:51:47.520 a woman that 0.96

00:51:47.900 really loves

00:51:48.460 you and

00:51:49.660 cares about

00:51:50.080 your well-being,

00:51:50.800 the ability

00:51:51.160 they have to

00:51:51.640 look past

00:51:52.400 and to

00:51:55.320 forget

00:51:55.800 things that

00:51:57.220 they could

00:51:57.520 remember.

00:51:58.780 Now also,

00:51:59.420 boy, 1.00

00:51:59.600 them bitches 1.00

00:52:00.000 be remembering 1.00

00:52:00.680 shit. 1.00

00:52:02.380 Them bitches 1.00

00:52:02.800 be remembering 1.00

00:52:03.380 shit. 1.00

00:52:04.560 Maybe mothers 1.00

00:52:05.640 a lot of times

00:52:06.240 will do it,

00:52:06.520 but that's a

00:52:06.940 grace that

00:52:07.460 women have. 1.00

00:52:09.400 You know,

00:52:09.600 and that really

00:52:10.020 almost is a

00:52:10.560 definition for

00:52:11.340 me,

00:52:11.660 a very specific

00:52:12.680 example of a

00:52:14.200 grace that

00:52:14.680 women possess 1.00

00:52:15.560 and that

00:52:16.100 mothers possess 0.76

00:52:16.720 is the

00:52:18.480 grace to

00:52:19.060 not remember

00:52:19.900 things about

00:52:21.120 their sons

00:52:21.820 or their

00:52:22.240 daughters

00:52:22.660 that

00:52:23.720 they know

00:52:26.600 it doesn't

00:52:27.060 do them

00:52:28.040 any good

00:52:28.380 to hold

00:52:28.680 on to

00:52:29.020 because

00:52:29.320 they know

00:52:30.400 that it

00:52:31.720 only hurts

00:52:32.220 us if

00:52:33.140 they do.

00:52:34.900 Now we got

00:52:35.500 a great call

00:52:36.080 that came

00:52:36.540 in and

00:52:37.520 also I wish

00:52:38.180 you the best

00:52:38.540 of luck,

00:52:38.880 Andrew.

00:52:39.140 I mean,

00:52:39.520 you know,

00:52:40.040 and I'm not

00:52:40.340 trying to,

00:52:40.720 and no

00:52:41.140 judgment from

00:52:41.800 me,

00:52:42.040 you know,

00:52:44.560 and I don't

00:52:45.920 think for

00:52:46.200 anybody,

00:52:46.480 I thought a

00:52:46.760 lot of

00:52:47.000 neat,

00:52:47.220 I thought

00:52:47.460 this was 0.99

00:52:47.740 fucking 0.99

00:52:48.040 interesting, 0.99

00:52:48.740 man,

00:52:48.940 there's a

00:52:49.100 lot of

00:52:49.280 interesting,

00:52:49.880 a lot of

00:52:50.940 interesting 0.99

00:52:51.440 shit out there 0.99

00:52:51.920 because some 1.00

00:52:52.260 people's

00:52:52.640 killing their 0.99

00:52:53.120 wives. 1.00

00:52:54.800 They got a

00:52:55.540 man out there,

00:52:56.220 Scott Peterson's,

00:52:57.780 he killed

00:52:58.420 four or five 1.00

00:52:59.180 fucking wives, 1.00

00:53:00.160 dude. 1.00

00:53:01.740 This dude

00:53:02.180 killed four or 1.00

00:53:03.200 five fucking 1.00

00:53:04.160 wives and 1.00

00:53:07.360 they can't

00:53:07.860 catch him.

00:53:10.680 So it's,

00:53:11.500 you know,

00:53:12.040 as long as

00:53:12.900 you're not

00:53:13.160 doing that,

00:53:13.800 at least

00:53:13.960 you're starting

00:53:14.500 from,

00:53:15.200 you know,

00:53:16.220 you're starting

00:53:16.720 from somewhere.

00:53:18.280 If that's not

00:53:19.240 your start

00:53:19.780 answer,

00:53:20.820 then at least

00:53:21.400 you're in the

00:53:21.840 running to

00:53:22.820 be a good

00:53:24.080 husband,

00:53:24.480 to be a

00:53:24.880 decent man.

00:53:25.740 It's never

00:53:26.200 too late to

00:53:26.780 turn things

00:53:27.240 around.

00:53:28.280 You can learn

00:53:29.120 from everything.

00:53:30.980 So just 0.99

00:53:31.740 fucking stay in 1.00

00:53:32.480 it, 1.00

00:53:32.680 man.

00:53:33.460 Stay in

00:53:34.000 it.

00:53:34.800 All right,

00:53:35.480 we got this

00:53:35.880 call right here

00:53:36.380 and I've been

00:53:36.780 bragging about

00:53:37.320 this one.

00:53:37.660 I haven't even

00:53:38.000 heard it yet,

00:53:38.780 but this call

00:53:40.440 seems so

00:53:41.200 legit.

00:53:41.760 to me.

00:53:43.540 Now,

00:53:43.760 a lot of 0.62

00:53:44.100 porn stars

00:53:44.640 have died 0.79

00:53:45.060 in this

00:53:45.340 past year,

00:53:47.200 last year,

00:53:48.080 and it

00:53:49.140 happened towards

00:53:49.600 the end of

00:53:49.880 the year,

00:53:50.680 and it's

00:53:51.700 sad when

00:53:52.020 anybody leaves

00:53:52.560 this earth,

00:53:53.220 but this

00:53:53.760 call came

00:53:54.260 in right

00:53:54.900 here.

00:53:55.580 Hey,

00:53:55.960 Theo,

00:53:56.400 this is

00:53:56.860 JP from

00:53:57.820 down in

00:53:58.220 Alabama.

00:53:58.400 Alabama.

00:53:59.140 JP,

00:53:59.620 I recognize

00:54:00.060 that voice.

00:54:01.620 That's my

00:54:02.020 boy right

00:54:02.500 there,

00:54:02.800 JP.

00:54:03.620 Let's

00:54:03.980 hear it.

00:54:04.980 Calling you

00:54:05.500 about what

00:54:06.840 may be one

00:54:07.480 of the

00:54:07.720 darkest art.

00:54:08.560 See,

00:54:08.660 I'm about

00:54:09.120 a,

00:54:09.660 I'm

00:54:09.920 35

00:54:10.320 year old,

00:54:11.260 and I

00:54:11.580 got about

00:54:11.960 23 years

00:54:13.140 in the 0.94

00:54:13.580 masturbation 0.97

00:54:14.600 game.

00:54:15.440 Okay,

00:54:15.920 so you've

00:54:16.140 been out

00:54:16.440 there a

00:54:16.740 good bit,

00:54:17.180 man.

00:54:17.380 You at

00:54:17.600 least a,

00:54:18.000 you at

00:54:18.880 least a

00:54:19.160 green belt.

00:54:20.580 And you

00:54:20.960 are 35,

00:54:21.820 you sound

00:54:22.120 about 60,

00:54:23.000 but no

00:54:23.340 disrespect,

00:54:23.820 son.

00:54:24.560 Onward.

00:54:25.620 And I

00:54:26.260 was calling

00:54:26.700 you about 0.98

00:54:27.380 dead porn 0.90

00:54:28.900 stars, 1.00

00:54:29.520 man.

00:54:30.380 Had two

00:54:31.140 of the

00:54:31.400 greats

00:54:31.880 pass away

00:54:32.600 in late

00:54:33.920 2017.

00:54:35.800 Well,

00:54:36.080 now they've

00:54:36.480 left behind

00:54:37.020 all this

00:54:37.500 material,

00:54:38.680 and I

00:54:39.520 feel like

00:54:40.000 a lot of

00:54:40.360 people that

00:54:40.780 are,

00:54:41.220 you know,

00:54:41.780 scrolling

00:54:42.080 through these

00:54:42.660 porn sites

00:54:43.640 and stuff,

00:54:44.400 they may

00:54:44.700 not know

00:54:45.060 these girls 0.99

00:54:45.540 are dead.

00:54:46.660 What are

00:54:47.240 your thoughts

00:54:47.680 on people

00:54:48.420 jerking 0.87

00:54:48.860 into

00:54:49.100 dead 0.99

00:54:49.660 porn 0.98

00:54:49.980 stars?

00:54:53.820 Wow,

00:54:57.360 if you

00:54:57.500 didn't know

00:54:57.720 what that

00:54:57.960 is,

00:54:58.120 that's my

00:54:58.400 mind

00:54:58.720 blowing up.

00:55:00.320 That's that 1.00

00:55:01.040 fucking brain 1.00

00:55:01.740 shrapnel 1.00

00:55:02.300 laying in 0.52

00:55:03.320 your

00:55:03.520 lemonade.

00:55:05.940 Because

00:55:06.500 JP from

00:55:07.420 Alabama,

00:55:08.720 who just

00:55:10.200 won that

00:55:10.720 natty,

00:55:11.520 natty,

00:55:12.000 champy,

00:55:12.460 champy,

00:55:13.060 that

00:55:13.800 nayship,

00:55:14.820 that

00:55:14.960 nayship,

00:55:15.460 and Nick

00:55:17.820 Saban,

00:55:18.340 I'll say

00:55:18.760 this,

00:55:19.100 dude,

00:55:19.200 I don't

00:55:19.380 care who

00:55:20.000 your team

00:55:20.540 is.

00:55:21.600 If you

00:55:22.200 don't like

00:55:22.580 Nick Saban,

00:55:23.300 then you

00:55:23.900 just have

00:55:24.280 an issue

00:55:24.640 with

00:55:24.860 greatness

00:55:25.260 because

00:55:25.840 that

00:55:26.060 man

00:55:26.500 is

00:55:26.980 captivating.

00:55:28.560 And here's

00:55:29.320 why,

00:55:29.660 I'll tell

00:55:29.880 you this

00:55:30.160 really quickly,

00:55:30.840 why he

00:55:31.340 is.

00:55:31.780 Because

00:55:32.000 the

00:55:32.260 pressure

00:55:32.760 that

00:55:33.060 mounts,

00:55:33.680 I know

00:55:33.920 he's got

00:55:34.740 a million

00:55:35.100 five-star

00:55:35.620 recruits.

00:55:36.780 I think

00:55:37.100 that they

00:55:37.440 should

00:55:37.620 stop

00:55:40.880 the amount

00:55:41.660 of recruits

00:55:42.360 you can

00:55:42.600 have that

00:55:43.000 are of

00:55:43.420 a certain

00:55:43.980 ranking.

00:55:44.900 I think

00:55:45.160 you should

00:55:45.380 only be

00:55:45.760 allowed

00:55:46.040 so many

00:55:46.500 to even

00:55:46.900 the

00:55:47.040 playing

00:55:47.260 field.

00:55:47.960 Because

00:55:48.160 at a

00:55:48.400 certain

00:55:48.580 point,

00:55:48.980 that conduit

00:55:49.600 to the

00:55:49.860 NFL

00:55:50.260 just runs

00:55:50.980 right

00:55:51.500 through

00:55:51.900 Tuscaloosa.

00:55:53.640 And they

00:55:54.220 need to

00:55:54.520 shut that

00:55:54.980 down at

00:55:55.360 a certain

00:55:55.660 point or

00:55:56.520 narrow that

00:55:57.500 so you

00:55:57.860 could widen

00:55:58.380 other rivers.

00:56:00.260 And in

00:56:00.540 turn,

00:56:00.900 I think

00:56:01.280 give a lot

00:56:01.940 of those

00:56:02.140 players a

00:56:02.720 bigger field

00:56:03.420 to shine

00:56:03.840 on because

00:56:04.680 they'll be

00:56:04.920 up against

00:56:05.400 less talented

00:56:06.720 players.

00:56:07.500 Therefore,

00:56:07.840 they're going

00:56:08.060 to shine

00:56:08.440 brighter.

00:56:08.820 But I'll

00:56:10.840 say this,

00:56:11.400 with every

00:56:12.160 year that

00:56:12.640 they win

00:56:13.220 and the

00:56:13.920 five out

00:56:14.380 of seven

00:56:14.800 years that

00:56:15.180 they win

00:56:15.440 championships

00:56:15.960 or whatever

00:56:16.500 it is,

00:56:16.800 five out

00:56:17.080 of nine,

00:56:17.660 the pressure

00:56:18.440 mounts.

00:56:20.080 And that

00:56:20.880 is when

00:56:21.340 greatness,

00:56:22.860 that is when

00:56:23.600 you are at

00:56:24.160 that level

00:56:24.600 where that

00:56:25.300 is when you

00:56:26.340 can then

00:56:26.880 reach for

00:56:27.540 greatness

00:56:27.900 or bubble

00:56:29.900 up even

00:56:30.420 to a higher

00:56:31.300 level.

00:56:32.480 It's when the

00:56:33.200 pressure continues

00:56:34.680 to mount

00:56:35.240 and you

00:56:36.120 continue to

00:56:37.460 rise.

00:56:38.820 And that

00:56:39.320 is what I

00:56:39.640 think is

00:56:39.880 remarkable

00:56:40.360 about Nick

00:56:40.900 Saban.

00:56:41.740 And I'll

00:56:42.200 say that

00:56:42.480 about Nick

00:56:42.860 Saban and

00:56:43.540 Bill Belichick's

00:56:44.500 he might be

00:56:45.000 cheating,

00:56:45.480 they might be

00:56:45.920 doing different

00:56:46.400 things and

00:56:46.940 shooting stuff

00:56:47.600 and have

00:56:47.780 special cameras

00:56:48.700 and hiding

00:56:50.340 DVR and

00:56:51.940 people's 1.00

00:56:52.540 fucking 1.00

00:56:52.840 kneecaps 1.00

00:56:53.560 and shit. 1.00

00:56:55.020 But 1.00

00:56:55.580 they continue

00:56:57.760 to win.

00:56:59.120 They continue

00:56:59.880 to rise and

00:57:00.660 to excel.

00:57:02.320 And that's

00:57:02.840 remarkable about

00:57:03.800 those guys.

00:57:05.140 But JP

00:57:05.760 down in Alabama

00:57:06.680 hit us with

00:57:07.160 that question

00:57:07.760 and it made

00:57:08.060 me think.

00:57:08.820 A lot of

00:57:09.620 people do

00:57:10.080 not know

00:57:10.700 that they

00:57:11.520 are 0.99

00:57:11.640 masturbating 1.00

00:57:12.300 sadly to

00:57:13.780 deceased

00:57:14.100 porn stars.

00:57:16.760 And what 0.73

00:57:17.380 do you think

00:57:17.800 about that?

00:57:18.260 What would

00:57:18.560 the porn

00:57:19.000 stars think

00:57:19.520 about that?

00:57:20.420 Would they

00:57:20.880 want their

00:57:21.380 work to

00:57:21.820 still be

00:57:22.360 out there

00:57:22.780 for men

00:57:23.180 to pleasure

00:57:23.600 themselves?

00:57:24.780 Do you

00:57:25.340 think that

00:57:25.700 is dirtier

00:57:26.720 of men

00:57:27.740 to be doing

00:57:28.220 that?

00:57:29.860 You know

00:57:30.140 to be

00:57:30.400 tilling

00:57:30.740 their own

00:57:31.080 soil when

00:57:32.480 nothing can

00:57:33.280 even grow

00:57:33.880 in it

00:57:34.200 anymore?

00:57:35.820 It's a

00:57:36.280 good question.

00:57:36.780 And that's

00:57:37.800 one that

00:57:38.020 we're going

00:57:38.320 to get

00:57:39.100 into on

00:57:40.040 Sunday night's

00:57:41.060 episode of

00:57:41.480 this past

00:57:41.880 weekend.

00:57:42.680 I have

00:57:44.500 some friends

00:57:44.920 that are in

00:57:45.480 the pornography

00:57:45.940 business.

00:57:47.520 Associates.

00:57:47.940 I wouldn't say

00:57:48.280 close friends but

00:57:49.020 I have some

00:57:49.420 people that I'm

00:57:50.220 going to talk

00:57:50.540 to.

00:57:51.640 And I'll see

00:57:52.220 if I can get

00:57:52.580 them to chime

00:57:53.120 in on it.

00:57:53.500 Maybe we'll

00:57:53.680 get one or

00:57:54.040 two on a

00:57:54.380 live call if

00:57:54.980 we can for

00:57:56.020 Monday's episode

00:57:56.760 and we'll get

00:57:57.540 to the bottom

00:57:57.880 of this.

00:57:58.160 If you have

00:57:58.420 some calls

00:57:58.820 about that

00:57:59.300 you can hit

00:57:59.660 the hotline

00:58:00.240 985-664-9503.

00:58:04.140 I want to

00:58:04.600 thank everybody

00:58:05.060 who called.

00:58:05.920 I want to

00:58:06.140 thank Brendan

00:58:06.580 Schaub who 0.74

00:58:08.140 hit us up and

00:58:09.340 had me in on

00:58:09.820 Fighter and the

00:58:10.240 Kid today and

00:58:10.880 Chen Yu and

00:58:12.080 MJ.

00:58:13.340 And also I got

00:58:13.920 a gift right

00:58:14.540 here.

00:58:15.740 You know I'm

00:58:16.100 grateful I mention

00:58:16.700 them a lot.

00:58:17.120 Gray Block Pizza

00:58:17.800 is our charter

00:58:18.420 sponsor and they

00:58:19.480 came on this

00:58:19.960 year and have

00:58:20.340 been so helpful.

00:58:22.580 And support and

00:58:23.820 also some

00:58:24.280 leadership man.

00:58:25.140 They got a

00:58:25.540 they got a

00:58:27.300 fellow over

00:58:27.700 there who

00:58:28.820 who helps to

00:58:30.820 he just helps

00:58:32.200 me think

00:58:32.580 sometimes and

00:58:33.380 helps me get a

00:58:35.440 better overview

00:58:36.080 of just

00:58:37.440 growing up

00:58:38.420 sometimes.

00:58:39.520 Different stuff

00:58:39.940 but anyhow I

00:58:41.060 just want to

00:58:41.400 say he gave me

00:58:41.860 a gift man

00:58:42.460 whenever we

00:58:42.800 met up a

00:58:43.180 great I want

00:58:44.180 to thank the

00:58:44.600 people over at

00:58:45.020 Gray Block Pizza

00:58:45.740 you know and

00:58:46.740 they gave me

00:58:47.100 this gift right

00:58:47.760 here.

00:58:48.420 And so I'm

00:58:48.680 going to open

00:58:48.980 it right here

00:58:49.400 on air and

00:58:50.400 if you're on

00:58:50.860 audio you can't

00:58:51.800 see it if

00:58:52.040 you're on

00:58:52.260 YouTube as

00:58:52.800 you can see

00:58:53.200 and it's

00:58:54.760 have green

00:58:55.140 wrapping paper

00:58:55.720 inside of it

00:58:56.300 and I like

00:58:56.620 the color

00:58:56.920 green.

00:58:58.500 Ooh

00:58:58.860 that boy gave

00:59:02.420 me that

00:59:02.740 hitter right

00:59:03.320 there.

00:59:04.020 Ooh and

00:59:04.260 this is a

00:59:04.580 Patagonia's 0.69

00:59:05.540 and that's

00:59:06.980 Patagonia

00:59:07.460 that's a

00:59:07.760 mountain range

00:59:08.300 down there

00:59:08.780 in I think

00:59:10.340 that's Chile

00:59:10.880 and this

00:59:12.100 thing's bright

00:59:12.640 green son

00:59:13.440 because you

00:59:14.440 know I've

00:59:14.640 been hit by

00:59:14.980 a Trans Am 0.83

00:59:15.660 at three

00:59:16.340 years old

00:59:16.740 I got hit

00:59:17.060 by a silver

00:59:17.580 Trans Am

00:59:18.300 down there

00:59:19.360 in Covington

00:59:19.800 Louisiana

00:59:20.180 and maybe

00:59:21.400 it wouldn't

00:59:21.640 have happened

00:59:21.960 if I'd

00:59:22.240 had this

00:59:22.620 on.

00:59:23.980 You know

00:59:24.460 maybe this

00:59:24.920 is something

00:59:25.220 nice to

00:59:25.660 wear and

00:59:25.920 something safe

00:59:26.440 to wear

00:59:26.760 but I'm

00:59:27.040 happy to

00:59:27.780 sport something

00:59:28.360 wild and I

00:59:29.420 want to thank

00:59:29.800 our people over

00:59:30.240 at Grey Block

00:59:30.640 Pizza for

00:59:31.060 giving me that

00:59:31.420 green hitter and

00:59:32.640 if you want

00:59:33.060 that food you

00:59:33.760 want to get

00:59:34.180 to fill

00:59:34.480 yourself up

00:59:35.220 and you

00:59:36.060 haven't tried

00:59:36.560 it and you're

00:59:36.860 in Los

00:59:37.100 Angeles

00:59:37.380 go to

00:59:37.880 1811 Pico

00:59:38.800 Boulevard

00:59:39.240 on your

00:59:39.580 way to

00:59:39.800 the beach

00:59:40.220 Grey Block

00:59:41.080 Pizza

00:59:41.420 get that

00:59:42.200 hitter

00:59:42.660 as always

00:59:44.220 you can

00:59:44.460 grab

00:59:44.740 onward

00:59:45.240 this past

00:59:45.840 weekend

00:59:46.100 t-shirts

00:59:46.540 at

00:59:46.820 theovon.com

00:59:47.660 slash store

00:59:48.320 I want to

00:59:48.960 thank

00:59:49.160 Joey Coco

00:59:50.340 Diaz

00:59:50.780 for giving

00:59:51.080 me a call

00:59:51.460 this week

00:59:51.780 and inspiring

00:59:52.340 me

00:59:52.920 you know

00:59:54.580 and

00:59:54.900 I want to

00:59:56.480 just wish you

00:59:56.960 good luck

00:59:57.240 out there

00:59:57.540 Andrew

00:59:57.860 I want to

00:59:59.900 wish you

01:00:00.140 good luck

01:00:00.500 man

01:00:00.880 you know

01:00:01.900 it's going

01:00:02.160 to be

01:00:02.320 hard too

01:00:03.000 probably to

01:00:04.180 because my

01:00:05.280 problem is

01:00:05.620 I'll start

01:00:06.000 something

01:00:06.280 and I won't

01:00:06.660 be able to

01:00:07.360 continue it

01:00:07.840 very well

01:00:08.340 so if I

01:00:09.780 have a wish

01:00:10.280 for you

01:00:10.520 I just wish

01:00:10.960 that that

01:00:11.260 doesn't happen

01:00:11.720 to you

01:00:12.140 that you

01:00:13.200 are able

01:00:13.800 to hold

01:00:15.240 the line

01:00:15.780 man

01:00:16.100 because you

01:00:16.520 sound like

01:00:17.040 you got

01:00:17.220 three beautiful

01:00:17.660 kids

01:00:17.980 and you're

01:00:18.160 a loving

01:00:18.440 father

01:00:18.820 it sounds

01:00:19.100 like you're

01:00:19.280 a loving

01:00:19.540 husband

01:00:19.940 because I

01:00:20.720 bet at the

01:00:21.020 bottom of

01:00:21.460 all this

01:00:21.760 you just

01:00:22.060 really care

01:00:22.680 you know

01:00:23.820 you didn't

01:00:24.100 call and say

01:00:24.640 I'm out

01:00:24.940 there

01:00:25.280 you know

01:00:26.460 touching

01:00:26.820 ladies 1.00

01:00:27.160 assholes 1.00

01:00:27.760 and stuff 1.00

01:00:28.180 in the

01:00:28.400 back seat

01:00:28.920 you know

01:00:29.980 I'm out

01:00:30.240 there buying

01:00:30.640 a van 1.00

01:00:31.140 and fucking 1.00

01:00:31.580 you know 1.00

01:00:32.780 meeting strippers

01:00:33.880 and you know 1.00

01:00:35.240 installing fucking 1.00

01:00:36.420 toys and shit 1.00

01:00:37.760 in the back 0.99

01:00:38.100 of the van

01:00:38.620 you said

01:00:39.940 this I'm in a

01:00:41.500 tough spot 0.91

01:00:42.080 and I'm jerking

01:00:42.720 out 0.73

01:00:43.040 and I'm

01:00:44.220 catching seed

01:00:44.900 out there

01:00:45.280 outside of

01:00:45.680 the bedroom

01:00:46.220 well that's

01:00:47.100 okay

01:00:47.420 that's okay

01:00:48.680 man

01:00:49.020 but I wish

01:00:50.360 you well

01:00:50.720 bud

01:00:50.960 thank you guys

01:00:51.440 for being

01:00:52.020 here

01:00:52.260 I'll see you

01:00:52.600 guys on

01:00:52.860 Monday

01:00:53.040 if you guys

01:00:53.400 choose to

01:00:53.760 show up

01:00:54.280 if you don't

01:00:55.360 choose to

01:00:55.700 show up

01:00:55.940 I appreciate

01:00:56.320 you showing

01:00:56.640 up this

01:00:57.020 time 1.00

01:00:57.480 oh fuck 1.00

01:00:59.840 dude 1.00

01:01:00.300 it's okay

01:01:01.580 man

01:01:01.800 we got

01:01:02.000 the playoffs

01:01:02.440 coming up

01:01:02.880 I wish

01:01:03.160 my Saints

01:01:03.580 good luck

01:01:04.220 Nick

01:01:04.980 Swartzen

01:01:05.500 I hope

01:01:06.000 you catch 1.00

01:01:06.320 a fucking 1.00

01:01:06.680 strong D 1.00

01:01:07.540 boy

01:01:07.980 in the J

01:01:09.360 son

01:01:09.780 in the 0.91

01:01:10.080 jizz all

01:01:10.660 because 0.80

01:01:11.560 them Saints

01:01:11.960 gonna go up

01:01:12.440 there and

01:01:12.960 do something

01:01:13.460 special with

01:01:14.040 them Vikes 1.00

01:01:14.620 and we'll

01:01:16.080 see it

01:01:16.500 boy

01:01:16.740 I remember

01:01:17.960 the first

01:01:18.380 playoff game

01:01:18.960 I ever saw

01:01:19.680 was the

01:01:20.060 Saints

01:01:20.260 first playoff

01:01:20.980 game

01:01:21.320 and they

01:01:21.880 played

01:01:22.380 the Minnesota

01:01:23.240 Vikings

01:01:23.640 and my

01:01:24.480 best friend

01:01:25.000 William Teague

01:01:25.840 lived across

01:01:26.420 the street

01:01:26.840 from me

01:01:27.300 and his

01:01:28.120 mother was

01:01:28.500 a beautiful

01:01:28.840 woman 0.99

01:01:29.200 she still 0.93

01:01:29.700 is I

01:01:30.040 think

01:01:30.200 and

01:01:31.700 I went

01:01:33.300 over there

01:01:33.520 to watch

01:01:33.880 that game

01:01:34.380 we were

01:01:34.720 so excited

01:01:35.520 I mean

01:01:36.240 there was

01:01:36.460 never any

01:01:36.920 more excitement

01:01:37.480 I'd ever

01:01:37.820 had in my

01:01:38.180 life

01:01:38.520 and the

01:01:39.060 Saints

01:01:39.260 got beat

01:01:39.680 I believe

01:01:40.000 41 to

01:01:40.660 10

01:01:40.940 and that's

01:01:41.920 when I

01:01:42.240 knew

01:01:42.520 that the

01:01:44.020 devil 0.66

01:01:44.280 lurked

01:01:44.780 that the

01:01:45.940 devil 0.66

01:01:46.320 lurked

01:01:46.860 you guys

01:01:48.320 be good

01:01:48.740 man

01:01:49.100 be good

01:01:49.560 to yourselves

01:01:49.920 you probably

01:01:50.320 deserve it

01:01:50.760 I'm out

01:01:51.040 of here

01:01:51.280 gang gang

01:02:02.100 who dat

01:02:02.840 celebrate

01:02:05.680 living

01:02:06.880 celebrate

01:02:09.060 misery

01:02:10.880 you know

01:02:14.140 that soon

01:02:15.080 we're gonna 0.92

01:02:16.060 die 0.98

01:02:16.780 be good to

01:02:17.600 yourselves baby

01:02:18.280 I bet you

01:02:18.940 do

01:02:19.360 I bet you

01:02:20.240 deserve it

01:02:20.680 ladies and 0.98

01:02:26.800 gentlemen

01:02:27.100 I'm Jonathan

01:02:27.920 Kite and

01:02:28.600 welcome to

01:02:29.120 Kite Club

01:02:29.620 a podcast

01:02:30.540 where I'll be

01:02:31.260 sharing thoughts

01:02:31.860 on things like

01:02:32.560 current events

01:02:33.280 stand-up stories

01:02:34.480 and seven ways

01:02:35.580 to pleasure

01:02:36.100 your partner

01:02:36.800 the answer

01:02:37.860 may shock

01:02:38.420 you

01:02:38.720 sometimes I'll

01:02:39.760 interview my

01:02:40.260 friends

01:02:40.740 sometimes I

01:02:41.760 won't

01:02:42.060 and as always

01:02:43.580 I'll be joined

01:02:44.260 by the voices

01:02:44.840 in my head

01:02:45.560 you have

01:02:46.420 three new

01:02:47.580 voice messages

01:02:48.480 a lot of

01:02:49.620 people are

01:02:50.080 talking about

01:02:50.760 Kite Club

01:02:51.420 I've been

01:02:52.100 talking about

01:02:52.880 Kite Club

01:02:53.400 for so long

01:02:54.240 longer than

01:02:54.940 anybody else

01:02:55.860 so great

01:02:56.660 hi

01:02:57.660 sweet

01:02:58.220 here's a

01:02:59.400 deal

01:02:59.700 anyone who

01:03:00.940 doesn't listen

01:03:01.460 to Kite Club 0.70

01:03:02.140 is a dodgy 1.00

01:03:03.020 bloody wanker 1.00

01:03:04.200 Jermaine 0.99

01:03:04.920 I'll take a

01:03:07.040 quarter pounder

01:03:07.720 with cheese

01:03:08.200 and a McFlurry

01:03:09.240 sorry sir

01:03:09.800 but our ice cream

01:03:10.340 machine is broken

01:03:11.080 I think Tom Hanks

01:03:14.940 just butt dialed

01:03:15.840 me

01:03:16.020 anyway

01:03:16.480 first rule

01:03:17.360 of Kite Club

01:03:17.840 is tell

01:03:18.820 everyone about

01:03:19.620 Kite Club

01:03:20.160 second rule

01:03:20.920 of Kite Club

01:03:21.520 is tell

01:03:22.500 everyone about

01:03:23.660 Kite Club

01:03:24.340 third rule

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - January 11, 2018

Responses to Wife Strife ｜ This Past Weekend #66

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