Searching for Abuelito ｜ This Past Weekend #269
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 3 minutes
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162.26588
Summary
In this episode I talk about the power of music and how it can change your life. I also talk about how the calendar works and why it's one of the most important things you can have in your life!
Transcript
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Starry starry night. Man, just got done watching a little bit of that James Blake live on Instagram.
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And man, he's a real, oh, you know if you pick James Blake up and you put your ear up next to him, you just, man, you could hear a thousand oceans from different stratospheres, man.
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And that guy, it's, he just, if you're not familiar with his tunes and his, you know, vocalry, get out there.
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I mean, that guy's got Siegfried and Roy living inside of his dang tonsils.
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Man, I just listened to, I was really listening just now to him on Instagrams and, um, and it, yeah, it just opened up, uh, just damn, two of my chakras fell open.
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If your soul is stalled out on the side of the, uh, of the, stole, of the soul or system, then, uh, check out some James Blake audio.
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And you can find him on YouTube and you can find him in, um, everywhere, anywhere you listen to music, you know, uh,
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but he just, he shows up and he just got that Jimmy stick and he'll just, I mean, whew, the boy will make you down.
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You're like, dang, I thought we were just working with blood.
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But next thing you know, your aortas are really, they slang in salt water.
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That's the power of music and it is quite a power.
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The email opened up yesterday and I grabbed that email and it was from the man himself, tiny sand who, and he's been sending in diddies from the beginning of this podcast era.
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Uh, and that was a cover of, and that was a cover of by him for the love of money by the OJs.
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And, uh, and just nice of him, you know, a time when, when, um, when people are really a lot of, a lot of us, there's that, there's that energy where, you know, there's, there's just uncertainty.
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And here he is saying, look, here's a certain tune and this is for you and I'm going to give something of myself.
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And that's tiny sand who, with that ear did he, man, that thing crawling inside of your ear like a little ant.
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You know, just things I'm happy to have, uh, arms, you know, I'm happy that there's, um,
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you know, that the calendar works, you know, imagine that you got, you know, the calendar.
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Everybody thinks the calendar just happened, you know, like two people were standing around wondering
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if there would ever be a Thursday and then just out of the sky, a calendar just fell.
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And, uh, but a lot of people don't realize that, um, that, yeah, the calendar is basically,
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the calendar is, it's, uh, well, shit, what is it, dude?
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The calendar is like, um, it's kind of like the, it's like kind of the, honestly, dude,
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it's like kind of a mentally handicapped periodic table.
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If you look at it like that, like sometimes a calendar will be outside playing in his yard
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and the periodic table will drive by in a straight up Corvette, you know, and the calendar will
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be like, oh, dang boy, I ain't, I'm, I'm still on the tricycle.
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You know, I'm not shit compared to that bad boy right there.
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So the calendar really is really a second class set of, uh, organization compared to the big
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dogs, like the periodic table, um, the food pyramid, um, what else?
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Iambic pentameter, different, you know, large, different things that are really more popular
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kind of, I guess you could say, but what are we talking about, man?
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Does anybody, you know, it's today, it's Monday afternoon, the days of the week are running
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together, you know, time has got, I mean, things are, people are inside.
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The Postmates guy showed up in the rain last night and it felt like a damn, it felt like,
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Dude, he showed up and I just, I mean, I started, it was just wild.
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I started hearing just romantic music and he's standing there and, you know, when he
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had two kebabs for me and I didn't want him to leave, bro, cause I hadn't seen, I hadn't
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And I just yelled, I said, I think you forgot a side item.
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And he turned back, man, and it was, it was crazy.
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And the rain was coming and lightning, wow, wow, wow, wow, and he turned back and he goes,
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And I looked in there and it was in there and it was in there and, uh, and I, but when
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I looked back up from the bag to like acknowledge to him that it was in there, he was gone.
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And, um, man, it was just, it was a lot, you know, it was a lot and I, and then I'm sitting
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in my apartment and I'm just wondering, do I call him back, you know, do I call him and
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say, look, the side item was in there, but you forgot the silverware, bro, and the napkins,
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But I just, I figured that he kind of said his piece and I'd said my piece and, and I'd
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already given him a tip and we just, I figured I'd just let things be where they are and leave
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But that's how, you know, it's just, people are starved for attention.
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It's, um, it's interesting cause it's kind of like a time where, you know, on one level
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So if some people don't know what's going on, there is a, there is a virus that is, it's
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attacking people, senior citizens, um, a baby, uh, apparent Italians and Spanish people.
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So those are the ones really taking an L right now, real heavily.
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Um, they're basically the, the Minnesota Timberwolves or the golden state warriors of society right
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now, you know, they're the ones having the, they're the ones at the, that are really at
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So it's, um, I don't know what I'm talking about.
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You know, I have to let myself know that I can't mess up.
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Not that I can't, but that there is no messing up, you know, just be alive.
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And just, you know, just, just, just, just, just, just chill out.
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You know, sometimes I'll, I guess, I don't know.
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I'm just kind of feeling this, but I always feel like there's this thing, like, I'm going
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And it's, um, it's not even something I think a lot of times, just something I feel.
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But, but I'm not going to mess up, you know, and you're not going to mess up.
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I'm sure a lot of people out there right now kind of question what's going on with, you
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know, I know a lot of people are worried about their jobs and worried about, uh, their finances
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and worried about, um, what's going to happen to them.
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But, you know, it's interesting because I think there's something that happens inside
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of all of us, or anyway, there's something that happens inside of me during a time like
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this, where there's a fear where it's like, okay, what, am I going to be okay?
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You know, are, uh, are they going to, you know, is, um, are they going to stop allowing
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And is there ever going to be standup comedy with crowds again?
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Uh, you know, those types of fear things will get into my head.
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I'm saying those are fears that will get into my head, but then also there's this other
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garden inside of me that says, oh, um, how could I help?
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Can I communicate with them and say, Hey, um, you know, we're going to do everything we
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can to, to stay, to make sure that, you know, that we, that we bear this together kind of,
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you know, and that I don't just let you bear this by yourselves or, you know, what can you
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Who's getting a thing about who might be worried about losing their job.
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And you say, Hey, you know, you could come, you could come stay here.
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You know, little Deandre could sleep in a refrigerator.
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We'll unplug it and then plug it back in during the day, you know, so that, so that the cold
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air won't kill him at night and he can get a little bit of rest.
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You know, you could share the bed with me and Victor, you know, or me and Horatio or me
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and, uh, me and D, me and D or me and, uh, Denise.
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And they call her D, you know, there's just like ways.
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So it's, there's two gardens I think that go in me.
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And one of them is like, uh, you know, one is a more of a garden of fear and one of the
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And, you know, what, what, what are some joys I can embrace in this time?
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You'll see me if I'm, I'm, I'm that Napa dactyl, but you see me fly through the air and
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then just fall asleep and just coast right into the side of a damn hillside, right into
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a mountain, right into a, um, uh, what is it with a things that die, that don't do well
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I'll be flying through the air, just beautiful colored.
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And then I'll just doze off and just dive bomb into something.
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So this has been a nice time to have a little bit of rest.
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You know, it says there's, there was something needed here, especially man in America.
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They got us working or in the world, we were working to get this, they got this invisible
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I, for me, I felt like I'm, and I'm just realizing, oh man, what am I, what I'm trying to keep
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You know, I mean, these are just things I'm thinking.
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And I think also this, that this disease that's going on, this coronavirus is a, it, this is
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You know, in the city you get, okay, we need you to stay away from each other because people
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No freeze tag, you know, they got a lot of gay men sometimes, I'll be honest, but in
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the park by me, and this is, I'm not saying anything, you know, everybody's probably gay,
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but I'm saying this, this is more drug induced homosexuality.
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You know, you play, you know, you play in hoops, you know, nobody, you play hoops with six
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You play pool with four or five guys, nobody's doing anything homosexual.
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You know, you play marbles with three of your buddies, nobody's doing anything gay.
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You throw 11 grams of meth into any one of those games, and the whole game ends with
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people, you know what I'm saying, over time, it's just a bunch of gay male activity, and
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You know, you throw nine grams of methamphetamines into an Easter, into an Easter egg hunt,
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and that thing ends, bro, a lot of people, you know, a lot of young men, you know, getting
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nude with each other, you know, balancing chocolate on each other's backs and everything,
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I just feel, oh, I had a coffee, that could have been it.
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I haven't had a coffee in probably three weeks.
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I am 23 days off of, no, I am 18 days off of cigarettes.
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I was scared to tell people because I'm scared that if I tell them, then I'll start smoking
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You know, there's something, sometimes if I tell people what I'm doing, then I won't,
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then I worry that I'll stop doing it, you know, or something I won't take care of myself
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But yeah, man, it's really the one of the, it's one of, there's a lot of bright spots
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You know, when I think about it, I made a gratitude list.
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What is, and so, but one of the things I'm grateful for really right now is just that,
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is that, that solitude from cigarettes, the space that I have from them right now.
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Because I don't mind getting that little nick a hitter, baby, you know, I don't mind dousing
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myself up with the devil's, you know, with the devil's garden, with those garden sticks,
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A cigarette is just a bunch of dirty salad rolled up into some paper, you know it.
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But it's nice to, to be a little bit separate from them and get to feel my own vibe running
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I've been making gratitude lists in the morning right now to help me.
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I'm just reading a couple things from my list today.
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I'm thankful there are people who love me that are just a phone call away.
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They're just, I gotta make it, I have to meet the love halfway, you know.
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Um, I'm thankful to be alive and to be amongst other things that live.
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You staring at a bunch of words and you don't know what it is.
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But I'm thankful that I know how to decode them.
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I know a lot of people are gonna hate hearing that.
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And, one thing that's nice when you get out on a hike, man.
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You know, if you, if you, if you're out of town, when I was young, if you were out of town and had a couple of bags of instant oatmeal, I'll sleep in you.
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And I'll, I'll jimmy open the back door of y'all's complex.
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You know, I'll have two packets of them instant cheddar cheese grits and get in the damn bed.
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So, that's, you know, I got that little dirty girl inside of me that likes to live like that.
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I'm not afraid to get into somebody else's bed, dude.
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I never, you know, people used to do hide and go seek at my friend's house.
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And the first place I'd go hide in somebody's bed, I'd get right up in the, in that bitch.
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Sometimes they'd come in the room and they'd be like, damn, there's no way Theo's hiding in grandma's bed, you know.
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She's bitching at somebody because, uh, her, the Reader's Digest showed up and it was all soaking wet.
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You know, I have a jaw full of damn maple brown sugar oatmeal instant.
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Man, I'll fall asleep with fucking oatmeal in my mouth, son.
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Uh, I want to let you guys know that, um, the, we had a live date coming up for the podcast
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live in Los Angeles, part of Netflix, uh, festival.
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And that is going to be moved to be decided date.
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And the Nashville date, April 17th, um, that is probably going to be moved.
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I'll do a damn diorama and we'll pass that thing around.
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You know, we'll mail it to each person's house individually.
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We'll take a, for everybody who, who bought a ticket, we'll, we got their address.
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We'll do postage and damn, bam, hit them with it.
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They get that diorama with a little audio box next to it.
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You press the play, you look in the hole, bam, daddy's there.
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You know, they say they want to move the date at the Ryman auditorium there in Nashville.
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And, um, and so that's, looks like it's going to happen.
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Uh, there will be refunds or whatever's the scenario and, um, uh, the point of contact.
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They will let you know that the point of place you purchased your ticket.
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I told him, I said, I'll drive, I'll drive through everybody's yard and yell out a couple of riddles.
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I'll put Ari Maness in the trunk of my car, have him pop out, do two or three minutes at each person's house.
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Uh, I'm, man, I'm so glad I came in here today and I'm so glad that you're here.
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I'm just really thankful for this music, right?
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When I came in, somebody sent me a text message.
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And I went there and, uh, starry, starry night.
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Man, if you, if you really, you know, sometimes I need other things to get me into a vibe.
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I'll watch those videos where, you know, they surprise, the military dad surprises his kid at school.
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Dude, I was watching him at breakfast one time.
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That shit was suddenly, my honeycombs was in the deep end again, you know?
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Um, man, I'm just grateful to have a perception that's, that's feeling okay right now.
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Because there's a lot of people that want to help each other.
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There's a lot of people that want to be there for each other.
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Um, and, uh, and those are the people I think we're going to see the most during this troubled time.
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Um, you know, it made me like, it's so funny because when you see somebody in person now, you really want to see them.
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You know, they got on my street, they got a mental fella.
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And this dude is really, I'd say he's 5% mental, 95% physical.
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You know, he wear it like, you don't really have a lot of body definition.
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And he, um, he walks a dog, you know, when he's out there and you can't really talk to him.
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He's definitely, he's here physically, but he's not really here.
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You know, he's like the opposite of a hologram, basically.
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Like a hologram, you get all the vibe of them, but they had to make the rest of it.
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This dude is, you got the rest of it, but the vibe is just, is a vortex, you know?
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And, uh, but when I saw him yesterday, I pulled up.
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And he fucking got a little bit scared, but then he kind of calmed down.
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I noticed because he doesn't look at people very much.
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He really, he just walks his dog and kind of, kind of seems scared.
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You know, he's kind of like a boo Radley, like a, like a thicker kind of boo Radley, like
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And I just felt more like, okay, here's a human.
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In a rural area, man, I think this shit is just pretty chill.
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Uh, this is just the devil playing freeze tag with a lot of seniors.
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Um, had me a little drink right there, a little hit of something, but yeah, what else
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Everybody knows I got that six gauge and I got me a, um, I think it's like a sharpshooter
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V7, uh, Z71 or something double barrel pretty much.
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And I think it's even, well, I got one of the ones you load, you load from the front.
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So, you know, somebody going to pay the piper if they come piping.
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Um, but anyway, yeah, you got, sometimes you, I'll say get a, do have a weapon, do have
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You don't have to have a cannon, you know, you wheel that bitch out onto the porch and
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light it and you don't set any, uh, stockades behind it or bricks up under the back tires
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and that bitch just, uh, the recoil blows right into your damn living room, you know,
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send your, send your cousin straight to heaven.
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You do a bow and arrow, you do a trip wire, you know, you do that.
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Gay wombat where you hang them from the bottom of a tree when somebody comes by, glitter them
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And then tickle them until they admit that they might be interested in men, bro, even if there's no drugs.
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So you gotta recognize that everybody has a different type of weapon that they can get, but I'm not saying run around with a weapon, but I'm saying, I'm saying it's never a bad idea.
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I don't think to have the opportunity to protect yourself if you're in an area that needs protection.
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You know, if you live next to a Domino's pizza, you're probably going to be fine.
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Because when pizza's around, everybody seems pretty calm.
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So, but yeah, it's hard, tough time to get some things, you know, you know, it's a tough time to get to, um, you know, a 12 of eggs if you want it or get you a jar of milk or a pack of, uh, booty Kleenex.
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But the hardest thing to get ahold of right now is a senior citizen for real.
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Try and play a game of hide and go senior citizen.
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You'll see somebody in the distance being like, hey, man, you know where I could get a...
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You know where I could get an Ethel or Shirley, a Betty, a Joyce, a Henry, a Howard, a Harold, a Royce.
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You want a black and white picture of somebody dressed up like they're in the military from a long time ago?
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You want a ceramic frog that's part of a larger collection?
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You want somebody to pull a fake quarter from behind your ear?
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I'm just saying, the hardest thing to come across right now is that SC, baby.
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You want to hear somebody talk about Audrey Hepburn?
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You want to see an adult that only eats real soft food out of a blender?
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You want to see somebody that makes a lot of noise when they put their pants on, bro?
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You want to see somebody that could take a nap, dude?
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It's kind of nice that seniors suddenly are the gold.
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Doesn't it feel good to want to protect your family?
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Doesn't it feel good to check them with your grandparent, let them know?
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At least a lot of people, I can't come visit you now because, well, you know, it's an excuse at least.
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I haven't visited you for four years, but I still can't come.
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And that's all they want a lot of times, seniors, they want a call from you.
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If you need something to open up your heart in this time, man.
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Those James Blake riffs really do do it for me.
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Some people are instruments on the earth that God uses or whatever higher power you believe in uses.
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And that man has one of those instruments within him.
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Just wanted to call and tell you happy birthday, man.
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And that's sweet of you to make that message, man.
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So that's, you know, a couple of beautiful creations right there.
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So with this coronavirus going around, we're all quarantined, man.
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Does your personal trainer give you any workouts to keep that booty thick?
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Or is there some secrets you're holding for me?
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The trainer I was seeing, I'm still seeing her on the DL.
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You know, they got a little training speakeasy going on.
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They got the windows boarded up, but you slip in through the side.
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You know, next thing you know, you drinking some...
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You know, they got a water machine and you getting water and struggling in between the water times.
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I'm taking this week off, I believe, to focus on yoga and rolling out my body.
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You know, I really want to take advantage of my physical body while I still can, while I still have this vessel.
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You know, I want to be able to do everything I can physically still.
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And focusing on some yoga and rolling my body out.
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You know, I'm built like a damn gingerbread man.
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So, I'm sweet, but I'm, you know, it's hard to get the arms and legs.
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I've always had limited reach, limited lookability in my neck.
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If I hear something behind me, I don't even give a fuck anymore.
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I'd do, they used to call me Tony Hawk of the damn upper vertebrates.
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I'd do a 760 on the damn, just being curious with something behind me.
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So, I'm staying a little bit busy with training, man.
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I appreciate you asking, though, and I appreciate you thinking about me
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I'm happy to be alive, and I'm happy that I was born.
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You know, I'm happy that my mother had me, and I'm happy that my father had me.
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I'm happy that, you know, that I have a roof over my head.
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You know, and I know I'm just saying things that are pretty normal,
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but I'm trying to really get these things in my life where I feel them inside of myself.
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So, I'm trying to work on them every day right now and really have some gratitude.
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And I'm, you know, I'm happy that I'm able to love people and I'm able to feel love.
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You know, it's real hard for me sometimes to do that.
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But, man, I don't know why I'm so nervous today.
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I'm happy that I have brothers and sisters that I know that love me, you know.
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And just that I have the ability to care about people.
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Like, what if we just saw people and, you know, animals are beautiful,
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I saw two fucking ravens beating the shit out of each other earlier
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by a band and pumpkin patch over there off the 170.
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So, I'm just saying that we got some beautiful gifts.
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and he's really doing well for somebody that, I mean, he's always been a little skid.
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He came out the, you know, that dude came out the womb early as hell.
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And he had on the damn cummerbund when he showed up.
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So, he's always, you know, he's the first to draw that pistol, man.
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So, it's, you know, he has some risky hand, you know, some brain hand movements.
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But it's the only thing that's going to help us.
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You know, I'm the funny guy here in my town where I live and among my family and friends and everything.
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Because you just got to be that and then you got to go take it out of town.
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And, you know, there's a lot going on out there in the world today.
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And it's scary and I've got two kids, one with asthma.
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Uh, you know, and it's, I'm just the, I'm just part of this group and, um, but yeah, I could imagine if you have a son, you know, and you have a child who's dependent upon you and,
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and there's something in the air that, you know, you can't control, you know, the feeling of that, um, kind of the helplessness of it, I bet is really, really tough to, to have on your chest and have on your heart a lot of times.
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I know it really puts it in perspective for me a little bit.
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Uh, yeah, this is, and it's such a crazy thing just to think we breathe something in or we take it in.
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You know, you know, and here you created this, you know, young creature, this beautiful little fella, this little Rogan, and you got him running around and he gots that asthma, bruh.
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And we know what you could, you know, you Google it right now.
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You see a picture of a lung with a little bit of, uh, you know, the, the condenser isn't working on it.
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But, um, but, but it sounds like, you know, if you have a sense of humor, man, I bet that's something nice for him to have around.
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Because even a wet lung can damn laugh, you know.
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We used to have a buddy growing up and he would leak out of the sides of his mouth, this boy Summerall.
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And Jesus, man, he, what the hell was going on with him?
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But, um, but, uh, he had like kind of, I guess, asthma in his tongue or something.
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Um, you know, he had that, or he was just like a damn, uh, he was much more like a damn, what's that?
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Let me Google this dog that, dog that, uh, slobbers a lot.
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He had that damn, uh, the internet is slow, huh?
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They got about at least Corvid 6 in this damn internet.
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Yeah, I don't know, this dude, he, you know, he, he was like one of them show dogs and mountain dogs.
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Like somebody left the faucet on, man, this boy Summerall.
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And, uh, and he's alive and doing well, man, is what I'm trying to say.
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And, so I'm sure just having, you having a sense of humor, it brings a, brings a lot of light into your son's life, man.
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And, and him having that light and energy in him, that's going to keep him, that's going to keep him so much healthier than anything else I bet you could ever imagine.
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You know, I know there's people, uh, for myself, man, even just listening to the music today.
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From that artist, man, before I started this podcast today, I, I was more nervous, I don't know what I'm nervous about.
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Just anxiety, there's stuff in the air, I don't know.
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But, man, I heard that music and it just changed my heart.
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And, and it just, so, you know, those are the instruments that I think God uses, man, you know, or higher power, Buddha, whatever, whatever kind of God you're running on, you know.
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Um, God Almighty, whatever, Jim Carrey, whatever, whoever, you know, whoever's torquing your, uh, engine.
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But, but yeah, man, I bet having a dad like you is definitely helping keeping, uh, keeping the water out of his lungs, man.
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So you guys stay, stay dry over there and just keep it classy, man.
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And thanks for sharing, uh, some sentiment with us, man.
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You know, just reminding, it just puts me in a place where, you know, when I'm reminded of humanity or something that makes me feel, it like, it's almost like, uh, it's like my feelings, my body just gets set onto a thing, like a bed or something.
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And I'd love to know for next week, what are things that are affecting you guys with the virus?
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You know, what are your, what are the thoughts of, of, of, of people in America?
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What are you, you know, I know the news gives us a lot of information and too much information sometimes.
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And sometimes very, you know, information that's not really for us.
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You know, it's, it has a different purpose, uh, fear tactical, but I know there's a lot of factual stuff out there as well.
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And I know it is a time where we have to take care of ourselves.
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Leave a voicemail and, uh, we're going to get into that next week.
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Hey Theo, big fan of you, big fan of the podcast, uh, you know, with everything going on in the world right now, especially in the country with coronavirus, I thought maybe, you know, to lighten the mood, I would write a little song, uh, you know, plain white teeth, Hey There Delilah, the song, um, I wrote a parody to that.
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Okay, so, okay, we got a, we got a little canary right here, this fella, and he said, um, he's going to do it for us.
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I don't have the greatest voice, but I did drink honey tea recently, and I've had a couple of us potato chips to soften the old esophage.
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Okay, so he had a couple of honey teas, and he had a sausage.
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So, yeah, a sausage that greased sometime will, uh, that'll sweeten your pipe, bro.
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That'll let a, that'll fucking, you'll, you'll have a, just a C, a C, uh, a C flat just fly out of your throat on accident.
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You know, you'll be talking to somebody and just, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
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Hey There Corona Heard, it's bad in New York City.
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Two weeks, this year, they gave him two years now, I think.
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Dude, they got one kid, he's, one, I saw an eight-year-old, he said he's never fucking going to school.
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He told me, he told me to go fuck myself, and he misspelled fuck, he wrote it down, so.
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He really needs the education is the saddest part.
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Hey there Corona, you ain't nothing but a virus.
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And now we can't go to the mall till next fall.
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Oh, you've got us quarantined, oh, you've got us quarantined.
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Oh, you've got us quarantined, oh, you've got us quarantined.
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A couple weeks seems pretty bad to be cooped up with mom and dad.
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Corona, I can promise you this wasn't like the Spanish flu, but my social life will never be the same.
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People shutting their crotches down around this time.
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You can't even get somebody to show you their body.
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Hey there Corona, once we finally get past this, we can go back to our lives and we can start to wipe our asses like we do.
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Oh, you've got us quarantined, oh, you've got us quarantined.
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Oh, you've got us quarantined, oh, you've got us quarantined.
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That dirty canary just landed on your leg with a broken wing.
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And you tickle him and he spits up that hit, bro.
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I think that might be a Beck hit if you listen to music or not.
00:51:28.160
All right, let's take one more call right here.
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And we've got a lot of great ones coming up over the next couple of episodes.
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And we've got big baby Glenn Davis coming in here.
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And I'm real curious to see what's going on with that gentleman.
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And he's from, he went to play basketball down there in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
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And he's a big man and I've always been a regular man.
00:51:50.960
So just to, you know, to have the, you know, like if him, he looks at a ski, he looks at skiing
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and he thinks, oh, I could probably, I could let people do that on my back if I wanted.
00:52:07.340
Okay, let's take another call that came in right here.
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This is Aunt Vic and Grandma calling from Central Illinois.
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We didn't know if you had run out of soap and fragrance.
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And if you did, we might need to send you some more.
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What's up, Aunt Vicky and Grandma out of Central Illinois, huh?
00:52:31.200
Yeah, you guys sent us a lot of beautiful hair lotion and different body potion, underarm scents.
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A lot of that sandalwood scented body sauce or something.
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No, I still got about another probably 240 ounces of cologne to go through.
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You know, that's sweet of you just to think of anything.
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You know, and to call in and think about me right now and how I'm smelling and how my body, my skin is doing.
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You know, I have some, some of the stuff I have too much of it even.
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So, um, maybe I'll give some to the king and the sting guys and girls over there.
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I don't know if I even got to call you and thank you for that.
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I know we talked about it on the, um, the anthrax challenge.
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But, but we're actually, we're going to do another anthrax challenge.
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I got some birthday gifts that have come in here from different people.
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Uh, and I just think it's a good time to get this.
00:54:11.100
Like, who can I call now and think, okay, who can I help?
00:54:20.980
Um, you know, maybe I got an extra hundred dollars.
00:54:27.080
You know, if I know somebody's losing their job.
00:54:31.460
Um, it's kind of funny because suddenly like money is, you know, and, and look, I'm fortunate enough.
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I have enough money to get me through the month, you know?
00:54:40.860
Um, but it's funny, like, suddenly it's like having stuff seems greedy more so than ever a little bit if you know that other people aren't going to have stuff.
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Um, so yeah, what a time for us to really get inside of ourselves and call others, you know, call a young fella, you know, or a young woman and say, hey, how can I, you know, let me mail you a thing of soap.
00:55:16.060
Let me, you know, let me send you a thing of, uh, apple cider.
00:55:22.280
Let me email you a, uh, you know, or let me, you know, let me, uh, overnight you a couple grams of Tillamook cheddar or something.
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Let me fucking cut you off a little half a handful of summer sausage over there.
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You fill your palm up, you know, grease your palm with actual grease meat.
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Let me give, you know, let me give you, let me, let me give you a bag full of, uh, you know, lime slices.
00:56:02.580
You know, it's that time of year where it's that, it's that time of life.
00:56:10.320
It's interesting that we're in this time right now and this is an opportunity for us to think about, yeah, how can I help this person?
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And it's not like, hey, here, I'm giving you something.
00:56:24.820
You know, and also to be brave enough for us to let other people know if we are struggling and if we're scared.
00:56:31.920
You know, that's hard for me to do a lot of times.
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I have a tough time when it comes to the communication of if I'm scared.
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You know, or like I just yesterday, I was wondering like, man, I wonder what my mom is feeling like.
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You know, because seniors, man, that's the hidden.
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You know, it's time we got to, we got to lock them up.
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You know, hide your grandma, hide your grandpa.
00:57:22.480
Because Corvin19, they out here and they, you know, they geeking out.
00:57:29.300
That thing will show up like little Daniel, bro.
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I'm fucking break out all the windows in your lungs, dude.
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I know maybe I'm, you know, it's easy for me to talk sometimes.
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I know that I can, you know, I have, you know, my rent is paid for the month.
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And, you know, and I have money to go to the grocery store this week.
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So, I know maybe I sound, you know, I might sound like I'm coming from a perspective that other people aren't coming from.
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But, I just, I hope that everyone just stays positive as they can.
00:58:34.720
COVID-19, they're going to better come back with their remix, dude.
00:58:45.880
I'll pull a nade off of my chest and throw that bastard.
00:58:49.740
You know, I'll break out that freaking six gauge, that seven gauge, bro.
00:59:09.520
Let's move out of here with a little bit of North Mississippi All-Stars.
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And they're supporters and they've been awesome.
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If you want to check out some other good music that'll put you in a good vibe,
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we'll put a link to them below in the YouTubes.
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And that is off their up and rolling album, the North Mississippi All-Stars.
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The way out of ourselves is through somebody else, man.
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And I don't always do it, but I do believe that there's truth in that.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jonathan Kite, and welcome to Kite Club,
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a podcast where I'll be sharing thoughts on things like current events,
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stand-up stories, and seven ways to pleasure your partner.
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And as always, I'll be joined by the voices in my head.
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I've been talking about Kite Club for so long, longer than anybody else.
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Anyone who doesn't listen to Kite Club is a dodgy bloody wanker.
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I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese and a McFlurry.
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