This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Yung Gravy & Dirt Nasty

00:00:00.000 hey what's up i'm going to be coming to newport news virginia that's right that's february 29th

00:00:08.780 it's less than a month away it will sell out uh the pre-sale code is onward and those tickets

00:00:15.940 are available right now at theovahn.com slash tour so go get those and i'll see you over there

00:00:23.080 in virginia beautiful place beautiful state and today's guests are um well they're two generations

00:00:30.840 of white rappers musicians entertainers artists um my dear friend simon rex is here with me today

00:00:38.520 aka dirk nasty and uh a young gentleman who some of you guys might get to know for the first time

00:00:44.280 is young gravy

00:00:46.040 all right today sitting here with uh one of my closest friends in los angeles simon rex aka

00:01:14.240 dirt nasty happy to be sorry dude i'm happy to be here he's obviously been going through some

00:01:22.540 stuff no you make me laugh everything and uh and he and truly though one of my one of my dearest

00:01:27.320 friends in uh in los angeles and um and then a young rapper right here uh young gravy is here today

00:01:33.740 greetings so young gravy yep and how is it previously known yeah previously known as what

00:01:39.860 what were you some of y'all's i'm first of all white rat you guys are white i'm just gonna say

00:01:45.460 you guys are white rappers you're you're chicano yeah you're happy well no i'm i'm jew i did my dna

00:01:50.120 test i'm um i'm jewish so not technically white although i look white and i have white privilege but

00:01:55.480 i'm not technically white and uh i also found out to be part mexican or something no i'm part i'm part

00:02:00.560 spanish so if you want to be racist that's close enough you're basque to be specific basque to be i was

00:02:05.600 gonna get you're right i'm basque which is a region next to spain so like andorra or a what

00:02:12.080 never mind dude we had a guy that used to ride around our neighborhood on this little span actually

00:02:16.180 like a little spanish horse and it was like a um like some people had real horses in our area and

00:02:22.340 people would ride them around sometimes louisiana yeah not new orleans or baton rouge we're talking

00:02:27.860 like we're talking rural yeah more rural you know that gnarly shit people like burning stuff in the

00:02:33.240 yard often people like are we talking incest or not because i've i've been through a few parts of

00:02:39.480 georgia where i've well we'll get to that later but yeah i know you have a line in one of your songs

00:02:43.520 it's like incest uh incest i just kissed sister yeah something yeah yeah there's stories behind all

00:02:51.360 that shit it's all oh yeah i never practiced any incest one of my my younger sister pretty cute but uh

00:02:56.580 but she uh everybody went their own separate ways you know that was the thing so i don't think anybody in

00:03:02.400 our family hung out long enough yeah to really practice anything wild you know um and you didn't

00:03:08.760 have a sister simon no i'm only child which is a core issue of a lot of my issues

00:03:12.940 now i gotta know about white rap and i want to know because white rapping seems like there's a

00:03:21.240 glass ceiling on it it seems like it's like what does that mean again yeah i don't know i'm i don't

00:03:27.220 know i've heard that term a lot it has to do with like women in like the workplace yeah it seems like

00:03:31.460 you can only get so high in the genre does it seem like that in does it seem like that or no and

00:03:37.100 this is just my perceptions and i have no idea i think nowadays white to be a black rapper is like

00:03:42.120 damn that's a black rapper it's rare now yeah you know what i mean there's so many different so many

00:03:48.040 different like there's so many different parts of uh hip-hop and so many different fan bases where

00:03:53.700 it's like i mean any rapper no matter what race they they have like there's there's there's a there's

00:03:58.260 black rappers that have all white fans there's white rappers that have like a bunch of black

00:04:02.180 fans it's like it's all over yeah yeah yeah it's it's just it's just the thing we take these off

00:04:06.180 yet yeah yeah can we all switch one one time and then and then can i have those yeah i'll switch

00:04:10.280 their prescription okay cool i want to see you in my glasses and then we'll go oh yeah i feel good

00:04:15.500 those are good on you yeah those are crispy oh yeah those look good on you really yeah those are you

00:04:21.220 you're gonna keep those you're gonna keep those oh thanks man i have a big nose so i feel like

00:04:24.780 every time i put on glasses it's like oh this guy's trying to be in a disguise and then it's

00:04:28.420 like i just no you look pretty bro thanks man you look good man glass ceiling we got the definition

00:04:32.820 right here an unofficially acknowledged barrier to advancement in a profession especially affecting

00:04:37.720 women and members of minorities which in rap or which in if people think of rap regular people i'm a

00:04:42.980 regular person so i think a rap is more as like almost like a black sport a lot of times so do

00:04:48.660 does it seem like they're like as a white rapper it's like tougher it's it doesn't even matter

00:04:52.600 and it might have been different whenever some you read yeah no it was different i can't believe

00:04:56.660 i'm about to say this but 15 years ago when i came out with mickey avalon and we did uh you know

00:05:00.980 right when myspace came out it was a novelty it was like oh these white rappers they're trying to be

00:05:05.640 the beastie boys it wasn't as common 15 years later i think it's a lot more common but like we met

00:05:11.320 recently and he was like man you know i grew up watching your shit and then i met little dicky about a

00:05:16.840 couple years ago and he said the same thing and i'm like oh i think it's kind of evolved to

00:05:20.600 i remember little dicky saying without my dick there'd be no little dicky you gave me the idea

00:05:25.160 so i think it all kind of yeah evolved man he said that yeah he told me that it was cool at sandler

00:05:30.280 adam sandler's christmas party he pulled me aside and was like dude that that you guys let me do me

00:05:36.080 so i think it all lends to each other so but did it seem like you couldn't did it seem like you did

00:05:41.480 you feel like a rapper because you i mean sam you've had a bunch of different careers i mean you've

00:05:45.300 had like you know like you're always yeah you're kind of an entertainer i mean i'm just trying to

00:05:51.140 think like i guess i'm just trying to get a little bit more into it like does it seem like there was

00:05:55.240 like a ceiling does it did you feel like just a rapper did you feel like i'm kind of an interesting

00:05:59.360 way to explain it for me when i first started rapping i had a job in college i didn't want to

00:06:04.240 lose it was like i was like a basically i worked at a startup accelerator which is like they help

00:06:09.180 like startup companies get off the ground and i would do all the marketing for these like venture

00:06:12.780 capitalist people um i don't know how i got that job i was it would have been dope after school if

00:06:17.980 i didn't do the rap thing but i was learning all this marketing shit whatever so i wanted to hide

00:06:23.480 my i don't want my boss to figure out that i rapped i didn't want like and i was kind of embarrassing

00:06:27.640 i don't want to be that guy to go listen to my rap so like oh yeah the first like three or four months

00:06:31.540 that i was making music i didn't show anybody other than like my two roommates and then and then

00:06:36.220 like i started going up but i kept my my face i didn't reveal my face for like a year and a half

00:06:41.760 did you wear a mask or something or did you wear like i didn't put your hand i didn't perform because

00:06:45.320 i came up on soundcloud so that's a slow grind no no oh yeah soundcloud you don't need a face though

00:06:49.660 yeah yeah i was every every single thing i put out was just like pin-up girls that was like all my

00:06:54.260 artwork it was all this 50s 60s themed shit and then um finally like i eventually revealed my face

00:07:02.000 and like i put out this music video for my biggest song now mr clean and it had me in it and people

00:07:07.820 like 80 of the comments were like holy shit i thought he was black i didn't know he was white

00:07:11.760 so it was like just because of my low voice and all that it's almost like it's almost like people

00:07:15.880 were like oh like it was it was some weird comments like oh now that i figured out that he's white like

00:07:19.980 i'm out i'm out it's like it's like why would you like what what so there's some where some black

00:07:25.060 people out there man but like i feel like i feel like as long as your music's unique man there's no

00:07:30.600 like like no glass i mean look at i mean post malone's kind of more like pop but like he's a white dude

00:07:35.700 and he's like he's great with yeah mac miller post maloney mac miller i think is the best example

00:07:40.380 he's like an amazing rapper respected by everybody yeah and i and you're in a lot of your videos too

00:07:46.220 you keep it pretty diverse you keep it real uh i mean even age-wise in your videos they always got

00:07:51.640 like kind of like a little bit of a lady that you know is a little bit older you know i got the milf

00:07:56.500 thing yeah yeah oh you do oh oh yeah you didn't hear that in the lyrics oh that's been my thing yeah

00:08:01.420 oh really i love milfs yeah that's what i'm saying i've seen some really i'm like damn

00:08:05.020 he's got a real diverse because you'll have like a 19 year old and then you'll have like a 49 year

00:08:09.680 old do you know brandy love uh you ever seen her on the internet i don't think is that a porn star

00:08:15.160 sounds like she's like one of the most famous porn stars on earth simon might know he seems a little

00:08:19.700 disappointed that we don't know yeah i am i am oh here she is right here oh yeah yeah she looks like

00:08:25.140 every other oh she's a milf oh no mom i'd like to famous for it me and her are really tight she was in

00:08:30.700 a video of mine i'm sure i've seen it then yeah i mean this is not one of my most popular videos

00:08:37.040 but she's she's in it and she's great and you know we hung out a couple times um damn brandy huh

00:08:42.820 yeah i don't think you find her on youtube probably a different site but i was thinking the video

00:08:47.200 some a couple of music videos yeah you can pull up pizzazz real quick if you want to watch it for a sec

00:08:51.400 yeah i'm a fan of young gravy's music here i think he's awesome yeah you were telling me it's so

00:08:56.240 crazy because yesterday i was uh you guys ran into each other right and uh did we yesterday no

00:09:02.080 he i invited him to watch the super bowl if i seem a little down today it's because my 49ers lost but

00:09:06.580 i'm getting over it it's okay and i don't want to talk to you you're a saints fan you guys had it

00:09:10.520 worse than us so and i i bet i bet in minnesota 2500 on the on the chiefs so he was i was at their

00:09:16.260 party they're all sad and i'm like trying to hide my smile i'm like yeah he was no he made it worse

00:09:20.600 when they lost and then he like patted me on the shoulder like made it worse but yeah he's waiting for

00:09:24.380 as my bookie account to update man it was made you know anyway so yeah i invited him over to watch

00:09:29.840 the end of the game at my boy's house and then uh he came back to the crib and he's like yo you heard

00:09:33.960 of theo vaughn i was like you mean one of my best friends yeah he's like yeah i'm doing his podcast

00:09:37.560 tomorrow and i said i gotta call him and that's awesome yeah yeah what a small world i was just

00:09:41.280 so because we're thinking like it would be fun to have somebody else in with you so we're thinking

00:09:44.460 maybe a comedian and then once you see me that i was like oh this is yeah and once you said that i was

00:09:48.940 thinking like trevor wallace or someone who's mad cool but like this is this is perfect this is like my

00:09:53.800 fucking uncle and you know trevor wallace yeah trevor's really really funny man i i love i don't

00:09:59.060 think trevor knows how big of a fan of him i am have you had him we should all we should all hang

00:10:02.480 out man yeah yeah no i'd love to man i saw him at the comedy store the other night um yeah he's

00:10:08.860 his shit on uh instagram making fun of bang energy and all of the stuff oh he does fake bang energy

00:10:13.920 oh that's funny i didn't know what you were talking about it's really good oh we gotta see that so he

00:10:17.800 had a bunch of videos like uh making fun of white claw and like and shit and then he got sponsored

00:10:22.320 by truly oh that's great and it was the same shit with me i got sponsored by fucking uh natty light

00:10:27.200 oh that's great oh that's dope it's a beautiful drink too that's short for natural light which

00:10:31.460 is american alcoholic beverage which is the beer family yeah but simon we never so whenever you

00:10:38.740 started you had soundcloud uh-huh what did you have like what did you guys myspace was it wow

00:10:44.440 that's all we had that's what i started with like as trying to get hoes yeah myspace yeah back in

00:10:49.800 seventh grade but for music you had to either what if you wanted to get your music out there

00:10:54.140 because youtube well it was youtube was kind of started this was oh five so i remember myspace

00:10:58.060 do you remember there was the music player on your home page where you can have like your top friends

00:11:01.740 and you could have music all little john all little john snap your fingers right so we put our own

00:11:06.960 music up as a demo like here check this out and then myspace records and interscope signed mickey

00:11:12.020 avalon together and put out a collab album and then we just that we took off from there and it was just

00:11:17.520 like by accident i would hand out our seat i would this is how old it was i would burn cds we'd make

00:11:23.020 demos in my spare bedroom did you buy a burner yeah i had a burner i had the five so you could

00:11:28.540 burn five at once hit her bro yeah i would burn five cds of like five horrible rap songs with me

00:11:33.560 and mickey avalon and andre legacy and i'd wrap them up in like the la express which is a local

00:11:37.520 pornographic newspaper and i would just hand them out to like people in la like leonardo dicaprio at the

00:11:42.580 club i'd be like here's me and my boys rapping it was like what the fuck you talking about and then like a

00:11:46.080 week later they'd be like that's not you that sounds dope and it circulated around hollywood

00:11:49.880 and eventually we got signed oh that's crazy that's crazy because i was listening to you

00:11:56.760 advertised through pornography as well yeah oh that was that was a great move my my my label gave me

00:12:02.160 about 5 000 in advertising budget and we said you know what let's do porno so i connected with like

00:12:08.620 uh this you know pornhub aria or it's like the girl who kind of like i don't pay for any the high

00:12:12.880 and stuff i see the a lot of the free stuff and i'm actually need to get a blocker on my phone

00:12:16.020 she just runs she runs all the so the the social media for pornhub connected with her

00:12:20.540 and we got like um we just put all the money in the pornhub i was like let's just fucking do it

00:12:25.400 and like ads for my new song were all over and people were loving it and like you know my fan base

00:12:31.440 is like well now it's a lot more women but like back then it was like a lot of dudes so they're just

00:12:35.960 freaking out the girls were going to watch porn i feel like because of it you know i'm saying

00:12:39.060 i'm posting about it yeah it was it was a mutually beneficial thing for me but it's a yeah it's the

00:12:44.160 same thing it sounded like the same you guys just did the same thing that's what's crazy you

00:12:47.000 wrap it up in something sexy you gotta trick them you gotta like disarm them with a hard penis well

00:12:51.600 not the heartbeat you want to get them you know what i'm saying i don't get sex sells is my point

00:12:59.400 oh yeah yeah yeah absolutely and and i've also had porn stars in almost all my music videos so it's

00:13:04.480 like people will see that and recognize it but oh shit he's with gina valentina he's with brandy

00:13:08.880 love he's with uh alina koshka whatever i have no idea any of those three names i think i'm too old

00:13:12.940 because i i don't know those names because y'all don't jerk and he made me get the porn block on my

00:13:17.100 phone which i still haven't i can't delete it off of there what's what's porn block it makes you can't

00:13:21.920 access porn oh so y'all he's 27 he doesn't need to know yet yeah i'm in the future dude i'm you uh yeah

00:13:27.740 simon is you like 12 years from now you've already you're 27 i'm not i'm 39 oh but simon is you

00:13:34.200 look 27 i was 27 aren't you 23 23 i'm sorry you look like a grown man yeah it's the height

00:13:40.300 you're only 23 he's a child bro you could be a grandfather in idaho you could be a grandfather

00:13:44.720 bro i could be your dad dude you're my uncle because i'm 45 i'm your uncle i'm your uncle but

00:13:49.680 i'm just saying legally i could be your dad age way better so listen to this my um my parents

00:13:55.940 fine though my parents um had a 21 year gap and they're really old for parents my dad had been

00:14:03.000 married before so my mom is 62 and my dad would be 84 he passed away yeah he passed away when i was

00:14:10.140 16 oh man so did my dad when i was 16 what did he have colon cancer he uh no he fell on the ice

00:14:14.800 yeah it was it was rough man but like it really it really did like affect my like career like

00:14:21.480 motivate me and i was like yo i need to become the man of the house my mom couldn't really handle it i

00:14:24.980 was like become the man of the house and i was like yo i need to like i it gave me so much

00:14:29.360 motivation to like like you know like impress him and like support my mom and like i think that

00:14:35.140 definitely helped me get to where i'm at now and and yeah i mean first of all i can definitely like

00:14:40.740 i didn't have that experience with my dad but i uh but yeah i could imagine if my family was kind of

00:14:45.460 tight and that happened you know and especially being tall like when you're tall you guys can't

00:14:50.180 hide from like any it's like if you're tall immediately i feel like oh you got to do something

00:14:54.460 everybody always looked at tall people to do something yeah okay do something yeah help out

00:14:58.480 around the house yeah help out take on the responsibility you know i'm saying if you had

00:15:01.900 like a short brother nobody's even like hey you know and i had i had only half siblings that were

00:15:05.980 like 30 years older so what i was doing was fucking i mean i was just like grinding hard at

00:15:10.820 fucking school trying to get into college did all that but by myself my mom couldn't really

00:15:14.600 she was just you know she had that period of time and i never knew that about that makes me

00:15:18.500 respect and like you more and that's maybe the deep voice comes from having to be a man sooner

00:15:21.800 because he has a very deep man voice you never know babe oh yeah i bet if you're reaching his

00:15:25.640 throat you'd find a couple of fucking scrotum in there bro whoa not no but your own though not

00:15:30.800 another oh okay yeah that sounded weird guys bro i'm talking man your tonsils have hair on them

00:15:36.520 if we're being pc it could be anybody you know what i'm saying yeah yeah you're right bro there's a

00:15:40.580 glass ceiling in there it could be a beautiful chick with some solid nuts on it yeah that's that next

00:15:45.220 level man i gotta i gotta tell a story really really quick i'm not gonna name who i was with

00:15:51.660 but i was in germany uh on tour and you know have you all ever been to germany for like the

00:15:56.860 the prostitution area i've been to germany but not for prostitution okay i've been to amsterdam and

00:16:02.540 done i've experienced some of what they have to offer because i wanted to see what like i just

00:16:06.800 wanted to go see what it's all about and like me and uh a good friend um and another good friend

00:16:12.480 were on tour there a while back and we went into like a um they basically have this whole street where

00:16:18.140 it's like all these hotels it's like four or five of them but they're all it's in uh hamburg they're

00:16:23.160 all just like every hotel room has its own prostitute and you walk up and like literally

00:16:27.500 it's like they'll like be like oh yeah like 30 euro like suck and fuck like they're like

00:16:31.680 barely even speaking english crazy but we were just going there to check it out we weren't even trying

00:16:36.800 to like i mean someday i want to say that i that i fucked a hooker but uh hasn't happened yet but we're

00:16:42.640 going up in there we get to the top floor we didn't we didn't know what the top floor was

00:16:46.920 what that meant so we're walking down this hallway and there's like all the doors are closed all right

00:16:51.980 what's going on and like way i'm no cap way at the end of the hallway there's this like like probably

00:16:57.000 like 50 to 60 year old lady like she looks really nice she looks like a fucking mom like a nice mom

00:17:02.460 she's like smiling at us and we're like hey and we're just like waving like walking towards her

00:17:07.060 and then she just gets up whips up her skirt big ass dick and she's just like swinging it back and

00:17:12.920 forth and like smiling and like laughing and we're like it was it was it was almost like a like a

00:17:17.580 scary scene from it was like one pop out scene in a movie we're like like oh oh man like we just

00:17:23.440 fucking turn around man it was like she got a lot of enjoyment out of it at least at least somebody

00:17:27.660 enjoyed it well a dick is surprising if you look at it it's definitely a dick surprising when you when

00:17:31.160 you was a white woman it was a it was a yep probably 55 year old white woman who was but who was a man

00:17:37.000 oh okay so she had but she looked never removed the penis yeah i think it's a dude but he looked

00:17:43.000 just like a like a nice grandma not a woman that attached it looked like a woman who would be

00:17:48.240 really good at making cookies or something like a really nice like that rolling and then she pulled

00:17:53.200 up and then he pulls up and whips his cock out and we're just like man this is welcome to germany bro

00:17:58.080 was it stock or was it aftermarket that's what yeah right okay stock dude that's you know what's

00:18:05.540 crazy is i went to germany one time with my ex-girlfriend it wasn't going really well and

00:18:09.640 we were we like we just were camping and shit it wasn't good but anyway outside of that we're

00:18:14.140 driving through a park on a bicycle one time riding on him and some man popped out from behind a tree

00:18:19.200 i guess you can be naked in certain area of the park and just shook his like got his hips going just

00:18:24.000 shook his penis back and forth and was bouncing it off his legs like a soccer ball like the top of it

00:18:29.340 and he just just for fun i mean bro is the craziest it was almost like he had taken it

00:18:35.720 it seemed like it wasn't a penis at first like even you could see it from real far away that's

00:18:39.760 how big of a penis oh he had a huge oh it was very big but when he got when he got closer he was

00:18:44.000 like literally like you see like one of those spanish guys like bouncing a ball on their legs

00:18:48.500 yeah yeah he knew how to do it it was an art form it was like a workout he was like there he wasn't

00:18:52.300 even trying to scare you he was just out there like doing his morning like no he was surprising it

00:18:56.540 was a pop out and scare you type of thing but then what so he gets off on that i bet that's

00:19:00.800 what i'm saying sexual it seems like uh but it was it was like choreographed clearly and he knew

00:19:06.020 what he was doing yeah he was waiting for bikers to come and then he popped out and did it and my

00:19:10.220 girl i was seeing actually did a loop back around and saw it again was this before we met because i've

00:19:14.100 never heard of this there's a lot of things i find out through your podcast that i that i can't tell

00:19:18.420 whether you told me or i heard it on the podcast because i'm a fan of theo's as well as a friend

00:19:22.820 so i never know how to separate the two because i listen to you on the road of life

00:19:26.300 i'm always on the road and you're you stay a part of my life we stay in touch on the phone

00:19:30.140 and check in but i listen to the pod and i never know what's told and what from you or the pod

00:19:34.520 right i wonder what yeah yeah well now you were telling me a story what were you telling me a story

00:19:37.960 about the other day man um so many dad it was about your dad oh that i that we did acid it might

00:19:47.560 have been it yeah i did acid with my dad i did lsd with my dad i'm about to do dmt with my mom

00:19:52.760 really see i think doing psychedelics with your parents is the new shit because it's not like

00:19:56.680 you're gonna party dude it's more like oh we should do a bonding chemical and have therapeutic

00:20:00.720 healing what happened when you did it because your dad hasn't been super close and your father's from

00:20:06.340 new orleans is that right my dad's from new orleans yeah and i actually found that out while we were on

00:20:10.520 acid i thought he was from atlanta what your whole life my whole life i never knew he was from new

00:20:15.500 orleans yeah yeah so and that's what my parents met is in new orleans oh right so that's why we

00:20:21.960 have a kindred spirit yeah so my dad asked me to send him some lsd in the mail because he recently

00:20:26.840 had some health issues and i had some then i hadn't done lsd in like 20 years and i just happened to

00:20:31.220 have some i was like he asked me if i could get him like yeah dad actually do have some and i sent

00:20:35.060 it to him in the mail then i was on tour and i had a day off and i drove to visit him in asheville

00:20:38.820 he's like do you want to do some of that acid that you sent me and i was like fuck no and then i was

00:20:43.480 like asheville asheville north carolina wow yeah that's where he lives yeah that's where he lives

00:20:48.200 now he's a southern man cute ass town people love that place yeah so we did some together and walked

00:20:53.420 around and spent the day together now what type of acid what type of acid liquid lsd that was on a

00:20:57.600 mint so it was like legit lsd oh yeah in minnesota we would get like the the bunk like five hour lasting

00:21:03.560 ones that were like sus like back in high school i was doing the ones where you taste it and you still

00:21:07.220 do it no no it was this is very very clean good you could you could eat on it you could sleep on it it

00:21:12.100 was very good quality and did y'all put you it was a did y'all on a mint we split a mint split a minute

00:21:15.920 so we did like half a hit each right and that's us dude that'll put you there but it's not like

00:21:19.480 you're seeing the walls melt and you're tripping out it's more just like it's hard to explain man

00:21:23.680 it's just if you've done it people listening if you've done it you know anyway so we just you start

00:21:28.440 telling me all this crazy shit that i never knew about our side of the family and about my uncle that

00:21:32.840 committed suicide and about all the we have depression in our all these things started to make sense

00:21:37.700 that i never knew but while on lsd it was really extra crazy you know yeah and uh he started

00:21:43.360 was that a good feeling then or it was it was it was just very intense it wasn't good or bad it was

00:21:48.340 just like what it was like you know when you get your mind blown but then imagine being on lsd while

00:21:52.080 you're getting your mind blown you're like wait a minute like i didn't even need to be on acid to

00:21:55.080 hear all this shit it was weird enough and then he told me that his dad my grandfather was like a

00:21:59.400 spiritual uh like leader who opened up like a cult basically and had all these women that he was

00:22:05.600 sleeping with that he took advantage of his power and was kind of like this like like you see those

00:22:10.360 cult documentaries about a guy who pretended to be a god like he said my great and i was just like

00:22:14.800 wait i can't take this my grandfather that i never met he renamed himself rama which is like a

00:22:20.740 religious name but he was like a southern dude with an accent but renamed himself rama and fucked a

00:22:25.500 bunch of women some heavy shit damn yeah you couldn't do that nowadays did he write a manifesto

00:22:31.800 because it does sound and it sounds well people do that all the time you could do it nowadays but

00:22:36.380 you would be on blast a little more this was in the 60s or something when he was older in life or

00:22:40.120 maybe even the 50s so he got away with it because you could get away with everything up until 1989 or

00:22:44.220 whatever year the cell phone technology started coming or internet you know what i mean like back in

00:22:47.820 the day was it crazy like were you like did it man i'm wondering what it would be like if i was with

00:22:52.220 mama because i would do your what are you gonna say i was gonna say if y'all got a dmt or acid good acid

00:22:59.660 plug out here i need to bring some back to my mom because like we nowadays like like she's retired

00:23:05.120 it's so chill man i'll go back and i'll have all the friends over all parties she'll come smoke with

00:23:08.800 us we'll whatever before the bars and after she'll come hit shots my mom is so fucking facetime she's

00:23:14.240 cool i met his mom on facetime she's a sweetheart the biggest sweetheart and she really wants to do

00:23:17.440 dmt and all that stuff we'll talk after the show okay perfect yeah you had something in your

00:23:20.820 freezer you showed me one time oh yeah amazing lsd it looked like it was that was the one that was the

00:23:24.820 one i sent my dad oh wow yeah that one bottle yeah i kind of just gave most of it away because it's not

00:23:29.340 something yeah exactly it's not something you do all the time i mean maybe one a couple times a

00:23:33.160 year maybe three times absolutely so i gave almost all of it away to a lot of people because

00:23:37.880 was it strange looking at them like on your face like yeah yeah my mom went i want i feel like when

00:23:43.720 i look at lsd at first at one point i look real like young and vibrant and then later as it goes on

00:23:48.120 i start to squirrel out my dad looked like it's always like that's what like ups and downs and shit my

00:23:52.840 dad started looking really weird to me because you know they say don't look in the mirror and then i was

00:23:56.480 looking at my dad i'm like whoa i came out of his balls i'm half him that's me like i started

00:24:01.400 tripping on just like the the biology of of of you know handed down it was cool but no it wasn't bad

00:24:08.140 it was just weird he was weird oh yeah i'd be i would be weird but it was good in the end in the

00:24:13.200 end it was a good thing it was a good thing in the end yeah yeah did you guys have like any like

00:24:18.080 was there any like did you guys connect on any new level you thought yeah i think we did which was

00:24:22.100 very helpful which sounds crazy but since he was open like it was his suggestion i didn't suggest

00:24:25.900 it was his idea and at first i was reluctant i'm like wait that's actually a good idea because he

00:24:29.800 was never i was never close to my dad so it's a good thing and he's getting older and i think

00:24:33.320 you know he wants to you know connect with his son so we did it as a sort of a like therapeutic you

00:24:39.920 know it was crazy yeah because it's interesting because yeah it's like a lot of times you do i feel

00:24:43.720 like well it takes me back to thinking like in tribes and stuff people used to probably do that kind

00:24:48.100 of stuff more often like have those sweat lodges and stuff with your family and eat peyote or do

00:24:52.560 something wild or do something you know you know things were a lot more you saw people in their

00:24:57.680 in their reality or they were probably trying to get fucked up together like as families probably

00:25:03.020 people i don't know that stuff okay adding to what you're saying i don't think it's getting

00:25:06.400 fucked up i think there was rites of passage through every single culture up until us western

00:25:10.880 every culture throughout history almost has had some rite of passage and we don't we go to the

00:25:16.080 military or maybe if you're jewish you have a bar mitzvah or you do you might go to college but

00:25:19.820 you become a man somehow but really not through any type of spiritual like drug induced thing

00:25:24.240 that's the new one that's the new one you lose your virginity oh oh that's the way to become

00:25:28.440 it might be it i guess i don't know when did i lost my virginity at 15 but it was horrible it wasn't

00:25:32.560 good and then i remember losing my virginity thinking oh i'm gonna get laid all the time and

00:25:35.660 then i didn't get laid for two more years yes cynthia danley i hope i could say that on the air

00:25:39.860 legally because she probably has cynthia that's fucked up that's beautiful actually yeah it's a bonding

00:25:43.480 i could be your dick because you're my uncle you're my uncle i lost mine once again you're

00:25:47.920 his uncle dude i lost mine i'll be uncle uncle dirt yeah i lost mine at 14 oh really if these kids are

00:25:55.600 advanced though our kid are people i feel like kids now are probably going lower too because i see like

00:26:01.140 i get dms from kids they're like 14 talking about like weed and like all this shit that like i guess

00:26:05.720 well i guess that's what i smoked weed but still it's like a lot of kids you know i smoked weed back

00:26:09.260 then too but like i don't know yeah when it's like sex was a little bit of a yeah i think sex

00:26:13.640 was more like 17 there was like one couple we heard had sex when they were like in eighth grade

00:26:19.560 and everybody people were drawing pictures of them for like months and like all excited people would

00:26:24.420 like run up and touch the guy on his back and everything that's the guy what do you mean what

00:26:27.680 guy the guy that had sex is there was nathan was there so like yeah like fucking it was so cool

00:26:33.280 that they always want to touch him yeah wow this boy nathan and people would and it's he i remember

00:26:38.280 this kid he always said his name was spelled the same backwards and forwards and it wasn't dude and

00:26:41.880 he thought it was nathan nathan oh yeah yeah that's an anomatopoeia no i would write bro a thousand

00:26:48.280 times i wrote it at school conundrum and i'm like there's no way and every time i wrote it it didn't

00:26:53.380 add up a palindrome a palindrome thank you the voice of reason it's like god coming yeah thank you

00:26:58.660 terminator that keeps popping up on the other side of the wall you hear that's elevator man oh it's

00:27:02.120 elevator yeah that's why we got this that's it's an elevator's a device that takes you from florida

00:27:06.440 all right i think i think another story he's only 23 but another story we got to tell us uh when i

00:27:14.500 did some drugs with my uncle oh shit with me i don't remember where'd you guys get out at so

00:27:20.560 you know he's been my fucking idol at for a long time oh you really mean me i thought you meant

00:27:25.200 you're real oh i am real uncle dude i have barely any liaison yeah all my grandparents died before

00:27:30.380 other than one died before i was born okay uncles all live in switzerland and they're all dead now i

00:27:35.220 have like one uncle in america like my family's old and like swiss okay so you look swiss he's you do

00:27:41.720 bro you look like you'd be santa claus's grandson you could be a game of thrones like king i'm swiss i'm

00:27:47.600 from like the italian part of switzerland so i'm italian swiss and a little bit french you look like an

00:27:53.120 entitled millionaire prince from the border of switzerland and like michigan michigan yeah

00:27:58.060 yeah close i mean yeah yeah you got no you got a regal michigan dna face i mean yeah you know

00:28:04.440 you know where i'm from oh you're from minnesota yeah okay we didn't talk about that okay yeah we

00:28:07.860 didn't talk about it i like minnesota though i've had some good times out there but i want to hear

00:28:10.540 about this uh yeah i want to hear about this time you got oh yeah so so um let me think we were we

00:28:16.540 had this whole tour i had had some bad experiences in the past performing in the bay because my first show

00:28:22.340 there ever i got roofied by somebody that was in the green room and it was like these weird kids

00:28:26.860 from like pretty sure it was these weird kids from from college there was these kids that paid us

00:28:31.540 500 bucks per night to do a five minute set opening for our shows we're like word that's 1500 bucks

00:28:37.960 you go up on stage for a minute but then the last show we did with them they like i don't even know

00:28:43.100 all like i it took like four drinks and then all of a sudden like i mean i don't remember it even this

00:28:47.940 is what my friends were telling me all of a sudden like like i guess i'm completely off the shits i go

00:28:52.820 up on stage i start my song and i'm storing the words and my blah blah and then i walk off after

00:28:58.180 one song and i'm like yo i gotta pee and then like the whole crowd was like what and then like i i guess

00:29:02.920 i've passed out in the bathroom locked the door all this shit because someone had put some shit in my

00:29:06.920 drink it was it was roofie it was either roofies or just a shitload of xanax but i'm pretty sure it's

00:29:10.440 roofies because i got weird ass weird ass withdrawals and shit so like that was my first experience in san

00:29:16.360 francisco and like oh it's whatever but um damn yeah can i make a quick interjection i'm sorry i

00:29:23.620 gotta work on interrupting that some theo taught me uh but i want to interject roofies is a loose

00:29:28.560 term that i think is being used incorrectly you weren't roofied because those are rohypnols which

00:29:32.100 they don't even make anymore so when people say i got roofied that people use it loosely like they

00:29:36.240 put something in my drink but technically a roofie is a rohypnol which you cannot get so i bet you it was

00:29:40.760 xanax you cannot get they don't make them anymore but i also i've been prescribed xanax and like i got

00:29:44.960 xanax but not rohypnol either hypnol were banned but i know but like don't my body handles xanax

00:29:49.280 really well and like but not three ladders so i guess i bet you i'm just saying interject i'm

00:29:53.380 sorry i think it was xanax you continue this horrible story oh simon's on some drugs man i've

00:29:57.540 done oh we've all done a bunch of drugs but like i've been really clean lately the thing is i was

00:30:01.140 drinking red bull xanax tastes like ass i didn't taste anything oh i wonder what it was because they

00:30:06.020 don't make rohypnol anymore but anyway i just want to clear that up for listeners because everyone's

00:30:09.120 always like i got roofied i'm like no you didn't they don't even exist that's like saying i got

00:30:12.260 quaaluded they don't make those right so i just know about this stuff so it could have been like

00:30:16.540 a ghb or something it could have been ghb it could have been ghb did you feel like somebody was gonna

00:30:20.740 rape you or anything that's a very one to know i think i think these opener dudes that were paying

00:30:25.280 almost money wanted to like somehow look better right it was some weird these dudes are weird one

00:30:30.380 one of the one of them literally uh fake cancer and made a gofundme oh my god yeah these like club

00:30:37.780 promoter type people oh yeah that's horrible opening acts are always catchy people yeah

00:30:41.340 that's crazy yeah i don't mean to interrupt i just want to clear the air on that no look it's

00:30:44.900 interesting because i didn't know that roofie so the term roofie come from rohypnol which has been

00:30:48.540 banned because it was the date rape drug for so long they they stopped making those you can't even

00:30:52.120 get fake rohypnols anywhere they don't a lot of people stop dating when they stop making them too

00:30:56.400 you know what i mean wow yeah so i didn't mean to go yeah no i have to go let's go what you said

00:31:02.560 um yeah i had a show in santa cruz coming up and i was like oh man like the last santa cruz show i

00:31:08.260 had the green room was shitty whatever it'll be fun but i but then i was like that that's your that's

00:31:12.680 your territory yeah praying grounds yeah so i was like bro like let me have fucking simon come open

00:31:17.920 for me and then we'll do a show together and then yeah yeah so we went out there it was fucking dope

00:31:22.740 and then like was that the first time we met no no we i think we had met once briefly and had

00:31:28.880 like we met in la in venice we went and had a i took him to air one right and then he said come

00:31:33.900 open up for me which i did which was a disaster in itself because i opened up for you and i gave

00:31:38.480 him all the hits 1980 my dick all the good songs and the whole crowd just stared at me like get this

00:31:43.340 old dude out of here and i remember thinking oh my it was bad you had to come out and save me you came

00:31:47.920 out on stage and did my dick with me and we're like don't you guys know who this is

00:31:52.680 that's dirt nasty and i was just like this sucks and and 957 people are just staring at me like

00:31:58.740 get this dude out of here and i remember just thinking oh my god this is so crazy i'm the old

00:32:02.100 dude in front of a bunch of 17 year old kids that don't know who dirt nasty is it was a good

00:32:06.320 humbling experience yeah and then i proceeded to get buttfuck drunk wasted oh i will we were doing

00:32:13.020 this before the show we were drinking the thing is we're so excited to be together that and i had

00:32:19.880 all the dmt so literally before before either of us go on we both took and ate the shrooms

00:32:26.760 no we didn't we i did i didn't you definitely you took a quarter i thought you took a quarter

00:32:32.320 eight of shrooms i'm pretty i hope you did man i would not have even been able to stand

00:32:38.020 no i didn't i did my whole set i did my whole set tripping i did my hour set tripping but i swear

00:32:44.480 i got it from you no oh i might have got them for you but i didn't do them i did not i never would

00:32:48.640 you had all the goods and then some we're drinking tequila at that little bar and you

00:32:51.760 bought the tab yeah yeah and then some wookie dude had k we were we were doing yes yes we were

00:32:56.940 doing k dude so we were on k alcohol weed fucking shrooms and dmt wait wait you did dmt

00:33:04.420 i was doing dmt back there because of course he was dude he's going to the gym later

00:33:08.280 no i because i love dmt it's my favorite yeah it's it's i don't know i've only done that like

00:33:14.420 a few times but i didn't do dmt or mushrooms that night but i did get drunk and get put in the hole

00:33:18.320 i did do that okay i did for me i did all of them wow and then and then you do yours that i come out

00:33:23.520 early and then you go and pass out in the green room and then i'm on stage and the streams are

00:33:29.280 starting to hit me and i'm like up there man that shit was a weird show because like apparently like

00:33:34.360 everyone on my team and like the people that worked there were like yo what's going on like

00:33:37.640 what's wrong with this dude like why is he acting weird but like the crowd the crowd didn't know

00:33:41.320 because like they loved my show they loved it still but i was just like they thought i was

00:33:45.380 joking i'd be like yo like are we inside right now but like i keep seeing like stars like like is

00:33:51.240 that a bird like i was like saying shit like that and like everyone just kind of thought it was

00:33:54.800 funny like like the crew but they're like bro he's off some shit right now you know santa

00:33:58.640 cruz understands yeah but but no yeah but the kids the kids were younger and they loved the show

00:34:02.260 still but i was just like i remember being on stage and i was just like every once in a while

00:34:05.520 i'd be like god fucking damn dude i'm really on stage tripping on shrooms seeing things all these

00:34:10.560 people are looking at me man it was a weird feeling man i i probably won't you're gonna forget your

00:34:16.140 your any of the words or anything like that uh i don't think i forgot words but apparently i took

00:34:21.600 like an insane amount of water breaks i don't know why like i don't know but i don't know which one

00:34:26.000 of those drugs would do that it was just like they're like yeah every every song you would say

00:34:29.240 water break and i would like walk over and like you did great i remember you killed it he did this

00:34:33.840 thing to the crowd oh and this is where we're gonna tie it into big donks the dude who you

00:34:37.520 big doinks oh yeah yeah oh yeah big dave big dave they did a moment of silence for big dave

00:34:43.320 and i was like what's he doing and he had the whole crowd go and if anyone talks they get kicked out

00:34:47.620 it was a moment of silence for the dude that you told me you called me up that you've seen this dude

00:34:51.580 young king big doinks because because that's a boy big doinks out here and uh yeah and and

00:34:56.840 fucking uh big doinks out here and we're gonna get it that's new jersey it's in new jersey but

00:35:01.740 yeah but we're smoking big doinks rest in peace yeah yeah rest in peace that was so funny you told

00:35:06.240 me about it i had a studio sessions when i was like about to sign it up to a label they were giving

00:35:10.940 me all the studio sessions in new york and i brought out young king dave and smoked perp and my dog

00:35:15.420 trippy and we went to the uh to the studio he he came through with 20 doinks he he's not capping

00:35:22.000 about the the donkery he's got a lot so yeah so we smoked 20 doinks in like two hours and and we're

00:35:28.220 we're just going off and then i'm like yo dude i got this record it's one of my favorite tracks off

00:35:33.400 of my new my project i was dropping with my boy baby no money who's not with the wet but tesla song

00:35:37.160 yeah man he's great yeah he's really dope it's like my best friend so we chili song what is that

00:35:41.880 welcome to chili's yeah yeah yeah love that was good that video is good you did the video too thank

00:35:46.180 you yeah we got a new video guys we'll we'll talk about that later but but um i just had dave going

00:35:51.340 i was like bro i'm gonna loop this beat just freestyle like like just go off bro and he was

00:35:55.180 like feeling himself it was so dope he went off he spat a bunch of fucking bars some good some bad

00:35:59.800 whatever i i like blended it together made this verse at the end of the song and i fucking love it

00:36:04.020 like it's epic little outro to our project and then it became a huge song like um for us and all my

00:36:09.980 fans loved it so every every show we would have a moment of silence for young king dave before that

00:36:14.080 song would play and they're like people would like get completely silent and like if there was ever

00:36:18.920 like anyone that would make a pete we'd kick them out because like let's pull that up now can you

00:36:23.080 pull up young king dave on uh on ig i want to see a couple of uh there he is new jersey social

00:36:27.860 media star i think he honestly did seem like and i'm guessing here but it seemed like the smoking

00:36:34.120 is what killed him he was really big he's really big dude it was a heart failure thing uh yeah what

00:36:42.160 is he saying

00:36:42.660 is that the song you did from the start while you leaving

00:36:51.340 let's go to some older ones of him if you don't mind nick you should play you should play the song

00:36:59.040 with me and him and maybe the money yeah skip like skip like halfway through it's called gasoline

00:37:03.440 gasoline young king dave i gotta go pee anyway okay cool sorry to interrupt but i just want to let you

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00:38:34.540 that's cool that's cool man that's off the dome piece super down to earth super nice

00:38:42.340 like the nicest dude man in all the videos and stuff and all of his stories so cool so nice give

00:38:47.640 the best hugs man great dude yeah i don't remember how i got on to him you called me freaking out about

00:38:52.240 him one day you're like dude have you seen this guy because you turned me on a smoking six 23 that's

00:38:56.700 why she's the best we should get her on here one day yeah there he is dude and that's his boy right

00:39:00.740 there what's his boy's name that's adam sandler oh yeah that's uh oh man i used to be so in their

00:39:08.140 in their world bro i would like i was always listening to what they were doing and seeing

00:39:11.560 how crazy it was i know i know all the doinks personally yeah i like their managers and shit

00:39:16.680 yeah man fucking legend r.i.p wow man sad and did it happen so fast huh yeah i was like someone

00:39:24.840 that said something about it and like his manager called me and told me man she was pretty sad

00:39:29.380 and i had only met him twice young king dave let's see what he says right here

00:39:34.780 a tear he's rolling down my face don't want to do this game bro that loud pack

00:39:49.840 spicy shit hey but like you know there's a lot of people on instagram who are like doing like

00:39:56.280 some shit trying to be like really like ignorant and different like you know like like the people

00:40:01.220 like the neck dudes and you know oh yeah daddy long neck yeah where they're like i don't know

00:40:05.720 the people personally where they're like trying to like be extra weird and like in some way to

00:40:09.840 like get caught it was like he wasn't like he was just being himself man right funny and like

00:40:14.480 yeah daddy makes some wild videos but he's a unique character though i mean his neck is

00:40:19.280 this could be him right here if you paint it in black this could be him that's him who we're talking

00:40:23.060 daddy long neck damn long neck is that the little skinny david yeah okay okay yeah i know people

00:40:28.320 god i don't know any of these people but i'm just like when i see people like like so i love supreme

00:40:32.840 patty but they're like doing all this shit like for the yeah some of that it's kind of like a

00:40:36.240 character thing but it's like he was like just straight his personality yeah all the way yeah yeah

00:40:40.380 yeah he was real uh you can feel when someone putting too much hot sauce on it you can feel it

00:40:44.780 you know what i mean yeah it's yeah i think yeah a lot of stuff comes off and yeah a lot of stuff

00:40:48.940 come to see it a lot of stuff yeah you can always feel what i what seems pretty genuine you can tell

00:40:52.740 if something's real or not you know but some people don't care i think no it's okay some people

00:40:56.560 maybe their genuinometers just kind of bent out and they'll do whatever you know you met supreme patty

00:41:02.060 uh i never met him he's he's actually really nice he's funny as hell too yeah yeah some of his stuff

00:41:06.920 is pretty crazy i met a guy yesterday who does some stuff with his grandmother um and they have

00:41:11.320 like videos together it's wild supreme granny his grandma supreme patty does it's too much drugs for me

00:41:16.840 oh he does a lot of drugs yeah they're always like uh but him and long neck got in a fight a fist

00:41:21.060 fight you get him in a headlock i don't think you could get i don't think i don't yeah bro you

00:41:26.800 would have to use yeah you would have to shout out dotty long neck you'd have to use a clamp bro

00:41:31.380 you'd have to use a chip clamp like one of those chip oh yeah yeah keep them fresh yeah we're talking

00:41:35.640 about the white dude with the super long one yeah i do with the wide one that's wide net oh that's

00:41:39.920 wide net gerald yeah yeah wide net gerald dude he went to jail did he oh yeah he's from georgia

00:41:45.680 yeah that one that guy's huge yeah david and i actually have family we have family we're like

00:41:52.040 distant relatives come on really i guess we all are long neck yeah that's some louisiana shit but

00:41:58.540 he uh yeah sometimes they make those videos out there but they don't like some of their stuff is

00:42:02.300 just so the production value is uh they're like beating each other with hatchets and like bags of

00:42:07.600 potato chips yeah that's how it is man so actually this time of year yeah next time of year man

00:42:14.020 long night we need like aqua lung to come back or something yeah well that's the thing dude if you

00:42:18.320 if you now here's what i was thinking was why don't somebody put together a like a barnum and

00:42:22.300 bailey type of circus oh with these unique characters of people dude and take them on tour that's the

00:42:27.760 best idea you've had all day thank you thank you but i don't know what other ideas you've had but

00:42:31.680 that's a good one i haven't had any yeah take them on road here we got a question that came in

00:42:35.440 right here from some from some gentleman we just mentioned beef this is a question about uh

00:42:39.300 possible beef young gravy ass oh jesus christ yo gravy do you have beef with shotgun willie

00:42:47.480 because when he dropped wendy i remember you posted on your story that he copied the beat of wendy from

00:42:54.840 magic so i don't know are these cartoons shotgun willie is he a cartoon no it's a real guy it's a real

00:43:03.300 guy i know shotgun willie so so i had this song that i've been hyping up for like two years but i

00:43:08.480 couldn't there was all these legal issues because it was a perry como sample and the perry como

00:43:12.020 estate like obviously i'm rapping about fucking moms they're not like they're not going to clear

00:43:16.320 it so then i had to go through all this process of like getting it replayed and all this stuff

00:43:21.080 you know what that is when they take a sample like you ever heard magic moments of perry perry como

00:43:26.400 magic this magic oh no it's like 20s um maybe 30s i don't know but um and it was i was sampling it

00:43:36.600 it was a great sample but i couldn't i couldn't release it without getting sued so then um i've

00:43:41.780 been hyping this stuff up on my story all the time and then he puts one out with that sample and it's

00:43:46.940 like the exact same flow that i had on the song that i previewed a bunch but then like i i don't i

00:43:51.940 don't know if he copied it from here if he just thought of it himself but then like i ended up meeting

00:43:55.260 the guy and he's he's really cool so it's a compliment it's a compliment so no beef with shotgun willie

00:43:59.980 okay yes we don't want you having beef because we don't want him to get into one of these

00:44:03.220 altercations with anyone that would hurt him yeah yeah well people don't hurt me i i hurt too

00:44:08.380 many people when i go to jail and i break my hand and shit so i i this next tour i'm hiring someone

00:44:14.360 that's not necessarily security but it's like a a big person who's either security or like

00:44:19.880 stop drunk matt from fighting people oh really i've had a lot of like i i've done that too many times

00:44:26.780 yeah are you one of those humans that can turn like i feel he could maybe snap and go from nice guy to

00:44:31.860 elbow to the face pretty quick you get violent because you're from minnesota you guys do that

00:44:36.020 for me for me it's like it's like if anything comes out that's like i have i have a lot of like

00:44:40.660 if most of the altercations i've been in were because someone was being racist to a friend of mine

00:44:45.060 and then like when that happens like i never i never throw throw the first punch like i'll always

00:44:49.100 like get get them pissed off i also like have so i don't i don't mind frat dudes but sometimes if

00:44:54.400 i see like a juicy frat guy i'll just kind of like like fuck with them a little bit like make fun of

00:44:58.180 them or something until they get pissed off like because when i'm drunk i don't know why i like to

00:45:01.320 like start shit like that it's fun for me i i gotta stop because i broke my hand and i can re-break it

00:45:05.240 pretty easily did you break it on what a wall on someone i broke it i broke it on tour actually in

00:45:09.700 new zealand and i was just cross-differ i don't know what the fuck hit me in the hand but i just got

00:45:12.840 hit in the hand really hard but like i've been in like a ton of fights now at this point and i need

00:45:16.900 to just chill out yeah you have too much to lose now yeah he has a tesla we came in here together in it

00:45:21.380 yeah nice car but like for me it's it's really yeah he drove tesla automatic drive yeah it was

00:45:28.140 on it was he took his hands up he's like i hope this doesn't make you nervous and he hit auto drive

00:45:31.280 and i kind of i got a bit i was i was nervous i was nervous damn he the car was driving itself as

00:45:36.380 he was texting anybody he forewarned me but that's what these kids do he's 23 oh yeah who knows what

00:45:41.580 he's doing yeah man but i'm i gotta have someone around me just be like yo don't do that don't fight

00:45:47.020 with people because because for me it's like i'm tall enough where if it's a drunk kid and like

00:45:50.580 i could throw one really hard haymaker and knock somebody out easily like i had a friend who who

00:45:56.860 knocked someone out too hard minnesota and they died and went to jail for six oh shit so how do

00:46:00.880 rappers like how do rappers like collaborate with one another like do you guys hit each other up on

00:46:04.820 the like uh did you did you guys do any collaborations we're going to we're going to

00:46:08.900 can i speak for on that uh he hit me on twitter similar to how we met i met some of my best friends

00:46:14.640 on social media and as much as we hate social media sometimes you make amazing friends on

00:46:18.520 twitter and instagram and it ain't just about getting laid and talking shit you can actually

00:46:22.640 like make good true good friends like you two he hit me up just like you i hit you up and next thing

00:46:28.400 you know i'm subletting my home to him and he's like i need a place to stay in la i'm gonna get a

00:46:32.400 hotel i'm like just take my crib i'll be in asia just throw me a little loot and take the crib for a

00:46:35.760 month so he did he helped me out i kind of needed the loot he needed a place uh and next thing you know

00:46:41.300 he's he's in my home and i'm like telling my neighbors yo my boy's staying over and we're

00:46:45.020 now we're friends and we're gonna do a song together eventually we just haven't yet long

00:46:49.240 winded way of maybe some tv shit yeah yeah i want to produce a show for him that's what i was saying

00:46:53.460 yes i mean that's such a good eye for like uh just i don't know man he just has his tastes are really

00:46:58.280 usually spot on like he's introduced me to so many things that i love you know um yeah how do you like

00:47:04.040 how do you figure out like is it weird to figure out how to go from like doing music into

00:47:10.140 entertainment does it even matter anymore do you think it was different whenever you were uh you

00:47:14.640 were rapping a lot so so real quick when you're asking about uh meeting up with people to collaborate

00:47:20.600 funny story me and baby no money who like now is like my yeah i've seen him it's literally we're like

00:47:27.300 like brothers in the fucking rap industry like we we're dropping a whole project very soon that's

00:47:33.780 like we've done 20 plus songs together anyways i met him on soundcloud i had 120 followers and he

00:47:42.340 had 200 so that's like nothing he dm me he's like yo man your shit's dope and like literally from

00:47:47.920 nothing we like became tight i started helping him with his style he helped me with some things

00:47:53.100 mixing in all this shit and like now we're like best friends and we're turning the world together

00:47:56.940 and stuff it's crazy how that type of shit can happen but literally like that little amount of

00:48:00.780 follower it was just crazy how early it started it reminds me so much of me and mickey and legacy

00:48:04.520 he's doing exactly what me mickey and legacy did i see it i'm like dude they're just having fun you

00:48:08.360 can hear it through the song it's contagious they're not being taking themselves too serious but they

00:48:11.960 can rap and it's fun and i'm attracted to that that's what i like i want to have fun i don't want

00:48:15.820 to be you know i mean but sometimes you listen to some thuggish shit and you know but like they're

00:48:19.820 having fun and they can rap i love it yeah did you guys ever um did you guys ever work with other

00:48:25.580 artists on yeah lots i got i mean i could i always tell people like i could retire tomorrow i did a

00:48:30.640 song with too short i did uh i did a song with two live crew and i met the ghetto boys and worked

00:48:37.820 with them those are my three favorite rappers i grew up on i'm like if you would have told me at

00:48:41.420 any point in my life that i'd be working with my three favorite like people who inspired my style

00:48:45.720 i'd be like get the fuck out of here there's no way so it could be over tomorrow and i did it but

00:48:49.780 somehow i still keep like meeting people like him and working it's just crazy like same thing with me

00:48:55.120 exactly my favorites have always been juicy jay young thug action bronson met all of them

00:48:59.680 did a song with uh juicy jay got one in the works with action bronson like it's all

00:49:04.480 i gotta bring you to alchemist because he's action bronson's dude and i'm always over at al's and i

00:49:09.340 just would tell him about him about you the other day so i always gotta like me and al are always

00:49:14.720 finding new shit i gotta bring you to al's because that would be a dope collab yeah do you start to find

00:49:18.720 that you're like so do you start to find that you're more of an artist than a rapper do you start

00:49:23.500 to find that you're more of a entertainer than a rapper i'm just kind of curious as to how like it

00:49:28.020 it expands from one into the other some people stay exactly in one medium you know you mean when

00:49:34.240 you say entertainer do you you're trying to say like like touring and all like an actor like a

00:49:39.380 like possible like a you know host oh okay as you get into other types of stuff for me right now all

00:49:44.680 i've done is is literally like me like writing my own music and then doing stuff for like syncs for

00:49:51.280 like tv and and commercials and stuff and then i've done um writing for other artists i've done

00:49:58.060 pretty much just music stuff but i want to get in adult swims talk to me and like there's you know

00:50:02.500 kung fury kung fury now you ever heard of that no it's like a movie oh that's crazy well oh yeah

00:50:08.200 yeah i know what he's talking about yeah there's some movies coming out but that's not a new movie

00:50:12.500 yeah it's been out yeah but they're they're potentially making a sequel oh okay okay it was

00:50:16.760 kind of a like a cheesy martial arts movie yeah yeah and they're making a few other movies that

00:50:21.480 like that like i'm gonna be doing more um yeah oh that movie's amazing you should watch it you're

00:50:25.720 gonna be an actor look like to answer your question for me i can only speak for myself i came into rap

00:50:30.660 way after i was doing hosting and acting and all these things just because in hollywood if you just

00:50:34.140 put all your eggs in one basket and wait for the phone to ring you're gonna go crazy so i always had

00:50:37.560 now i'm podcasting i do music i do acting i'll host whatever i do all that shit for him he right now

00:50:42.600 as an emcee i know i don't want to speak for you but tell me if i'm wrong you're coming into the

00:50:46.560 game as a rapper but he's gonna end up doing some like tv he's gonna be like i i don't know who to

00:50:51.640 compare you to but i could see you totally getting into comedy and you could do whatever you're he's

00:50:55.940 got the whole package i think because he's funny dude he's a funny yeah i mean i was gonna maybe be

00:51:01.240 uh i had an offer to to just like voice a guest appearance on rick and morty and then i missed my

00:51:06.540 flight oh yeah so that that would have been the first one i don't remember the it was something like

00:51:12.400 i peed on my phone one time i missed a whole weekend of shows i was supposed to i'd set my

00:51:16.260 phone alarm i got drunk and i slept on my phone and then urinated on it damn because i was urinating

00:51:21.960 like back in the early 2000s yeah this is like my first phone yeah it's probably about 2000 maybe

00:51:27.080 nine it's like a no key oh and i peed on that sucker man i was so upset about it because then by that

00:51:32.560 time by the time i got up i missed my flight and they're like i just don't come i pissed on my phone

00:51:35.920 and they didn't have me come for five years that club wouldn't let me come for five years at least

00:51:39.120 man man i have a so i've pissed on my phone while texting and like pissing before but

00:51:43.740 i just like try to multitask too hard yeah but i've i have a really gnarly story oh i want to hear

00:51:50.620 that can you cut things out huh yeah if it's too gnarly well it's okay so it's gonna be too gnarly

00:51:56.200 but i want to tell you guys anyways so i had this there's this girl that i was with for a while

00:51:59.300 she was like kind of my girlfriend but like we were really tight this was way back in like late high

00:52:03.100 school maybe early college um i don't know why i felt the need to do this but i was like just learning

00:52:08.820 about the the no fap shit on reddit where it's like oh if you don't jerk off you're gonna get

00:52:12.880 increased tests testosterone brain power whatever so i hadn't i hadn't jerked off for like 30 days i

00:52:18.220 was like out of out of the state or something like that like i'm home yeah that's not easy and i came

00:52:23.500 home and i was with her started hooking up started hooking up and i'm i'm in it for like 45 seconds and

00:52:31.300 it's it's that time and i was like man it's gonna be a high yield so i pull out and i'm like i don't know

00:52:36.480 what came about me i was just in my like furious like about a nut zone and i just like aimed for her

00:52:43.240 dresser and just came all over her like wallet and phone and all of her like i just like a big

00:52:50.560 no it was disgusting and i felt so horrible after i'm like i'm sorry i don't know why i did that

00:52:54.840 but i just like nutted on her phone fucking like like watch like wallet like the whole kit

00:53:02.320 her keys i was just like oh no i feel like for one second i became like an evil villain

00:53:08.760 and then it was just like 30 days of no no nuts and and you couldn't even enjoy the nut because

00:53:14.740 you're probably a good person and you felt guilty while coming no no i felt great while coming then

00:53:19.680 i felt guilty immediately after yeah so that was yeah dude that's a great story we'll decide later

00:53:26.880 if we want to keep that in or not yeah that's a great i mean it's look it's something yeah it happens

00:53:30.080 it's hard sometimes because if you don't know how much nut is inside of your body i had a wet it was

00:53:34.500 more than i'd ever yeah i had a wet i had two wet dreams the last six months did you really yeah

00:53:38.840 yeah that's crazy i know i'm 45 oh that's amazing i know i told my therapist you're 40 you're 45 you're

00:53:44.640 30 i'm 39 you should enter a contest bro if you do if they're like they should have a wet dreamers

00:53:49.360 contest where you get to watch them on like a like a uh kind of like a dark camera whatever at night

00:53:53.940 and you see the guys oh yeah yeah yeah i woke up laughing both times and it's crazy because

00:53:58.420 that's usually what happens as a teenager i mean let's be real when was the last time you had

00:54:01.900 wet dream i don't think i've ever had a wet dream oh shit you haven't he's from oh you're swedish

00:54:06.900 though yeah i was gonna say it's an icelandish region y'all yeah you're almost i think it's a

00:54:11.700 sub-saharan desert this is like italian bro if you're dumb it's close as fuck well i think it's a

00:54:18.480 great thing to do because i i've done the nofap thing he got me on the porn block which i still have

00:54:23.680 on my phone which is you know that's cool it's cool but it's not but i and so it builds up

00:54:28.600 sometimes and i have a wet dream and that shit was crazy you know what i think these robots were

00:54:33.280 sucking my two at the same time they're on the crank they're asian girls which i'm not attracted

00:54:37.500 to but i don't mean to be racist i'm just not attracted to asian women yeah and they were both

00:54:42.420 on a crank system oh wow are they are they robots or they yeah they were like fake damn bro they're

00:54:48.340 asian robots dude damn well it doesn't surprise me asian people have a very sometimes a lot of

00:54:52.940 some asian people japanese people have a very robotic sense of style sometimes we almost hit

00:54:57.980 one and what did i tell you oh yeah in the parking lot she had no emotion to almost getting run over

00:55:03.440 by a priest and he was driving it wasn't auto drive but in a good way it was like she was like she's

00:55:07.520 not gonna freak out like i'm not gonna sacrifice i'm gonna go to heaven or wherever and i'm gonna come

00:55:11.740 right back i need to become more asian i've hooked up with a crazy asian girl they're called

00:55:16.020 crasians yeah i thought she was awesome man i i guess i don't know i'm not no robot experiences

00:55:22.540 at all is that racist no i don't think it's racist it's just my preference nowadays everything's

00:55:27.220 racist but i just don't find as so it was weird that i had the dream so maybe subconsciously

00:55:32.540 and they're on a crank system that's beautiful though i can't believe i love that uh beautiful

00:55:37.640 it's organized so i think maybe my inability to to have wet dreams is like sometimes i'll have a

00:55:44.840 morning wood that lasts like 45 minutes isn't that crazy it's fucked up like that happened this

00:55:49.040 morning and i just moved into this new or i'm staying with uh some some new some people that

00:55:53.820 i don't know that well and i'm like trying to go take a piss or like shower and i'm like man i can't

00:55:58.900 leave this room right now because we're all on the same floor where there's this one bath and i'm like

00:56:03.420 i'm gonna walk out there with my shit like straight up yeah like it's wow yeah and it

00:56:07.760 wouldn't go away it was literally like 30 to 40 minutes i would drink some of your blood just have

00:56:11.020 that kind of activity in my penis but you know yeah but then again i'll fucking have like six

00:56:16.580 six fucking drinks and i get whiskey dick man i don't know what it is it's like something about

00:56:20.140 the morning is just like go crazy morning wood well there's something i think your brain when it

00:56:24.500 calms down it really likes to have sex you know and that's why when you relax a little yeah when

00:56:28.800 you relax you know i love getting up in the morning and seeing if my penis is hard it's like

00:56:32.460 christmas for your hand you know i'll reach down there and see if it's hard sometimes i wake up

00:56:36.120 with wood i'm like i can't believe i still can at 45 still get that turned on by i don't know what

00:56:42.800 nothing by nothing my own breathing usually a lot of times because i breathe really kind of sexy at

00:56:47.040 night i've been told that so i'm not shocked that i wake up you breathe sexy at night yeah just the

00:56:53.720 way i kind of yeah the way i kind of women have told me oh if you you should hear yourself

00:56:57.620 breathing or sleep you breathe sexually or you know sexiest can you can you like i don't know

00:57:02.800 if you know what can you breathe for me sexually i mean i can try let me see what i can do um

00:57:08.680 that's hot that is pretty fucking hot i'm not gonna lie it's whim hot

00:57:16.560 whim hot wait you're talking like wait whim hot is that whim hof joke yeah the whim hof because

00:57:23.180 the breather guy yeah oh wait we did that on tour a little bit it was so funny man like

00:57:27.520 one one dude put us onto this to whim hof and then all these people that he barely knew it was like

00:57:32.360 the second day of tours like we just hired a new whole team every once in a day going

00:57:36.060 they're all like what the fuck that's who the fuck are these guys hey look that's just real man

00:57:41.000 it does my dad teaches breath work for a living he's a breath work coach since the 80s i've been

00:57:44.620 around in my whole life really yeah i had whim on the podcast too and talked to him about it and

00:57:48.720 i had whim hof on the pod wow i've done ice with he's the homie like your boy teaches me

00:57:53.440 does breathing with me sometimes at the gym shout out to certified health nut yeah yeah he told me

00:57:58.180 he's meeting up with you so that technique look that look that technique works like you could get

00:58:01.520 high off of breath work like if you just do that pattern of holotropic breathing in through the

00:58:06.460 mouth if you lay on the ground and do that for 20 minutes your hands will cramp up and you'll

00:58:12.320 hallucinate it's free drugs it's free drugs i did it in london i was tired man i had to do shows

00:58:17.760 i do shows in london i was exhausted and so i would do that before a bunch of the shows man

00:58:22.140 how did those shows go we haven't just been good man good it's been good it gave me like a

00:58:25.620 breath of fresh air then i went jumped in the shower just ice cold for about a minute and a half

00:58:29.720 and i was it was just like i'd gone to the gym it just i just needed something to like

00:58:34.000 make me feel like okay enough to get on stage well that's just not woo woo that's real i meditate

00:58:38.120 before every show that helps so much i mean it's the same concept yeah some things work those work

00:58:42.820 those yeah i do it yeah i was a southern year and in a different interview of yours i do uh yeah i just do

00:58:47.400 10 minutes of meditation every day in the morning and for me it really it definitely after a while

00:58:51.880 it gives me a moment of pause between choices that i make because usually i'm like real reactive

00:58:56.140 like whatever's going on i'm just it's a reaction before i have a chance to think and then make a

00:59:01.140 choice you know and so meditation for me gives me a little bit of that pause in there where it's like

00:59:05.340 okay can i sound really smart right now yeah i just read there's a book called uh called man's

00:59:10.500 search for meaning by victor frankel and there's a quote that he says between stimulus and response

00:59:15.500 there's a space in that space is our power to sorry sorry oh no between stimulus and response

00:59:21.840 there's a space in that space is our power to choose oh fuck now i forgot it can you look it up

00:59:30.220 between stimulus and response there's a space in that space is our power to choose our response in

00:59:34.920 our response lies our growth and our freedom what that means is that exactly what you just said theo

00:59:40.220 instead of being reactionary in that moment when you and i had it happen today i went all the way to

00:59:44.740 the santa monica parking place and and i got mad because i didn't have the right paperwork and in

00:59:49.300 that moment i could have chose to not get upset and be a little bitch but what i did was i was a

00:59:55.080 little bitch and i was like fuck i should have remembered that quote and what theo's gonna say

00:59:58.820 later which is in that when you meditate and you get in that zone you're not as reactionary and you

01:00:03.700 could be more of a jedi motherfucker and not just be because it's too easy to just get pissed off and

01:00:07.820 shit so i'm working on that one so that's the quote that i always tell myself between stimulus think

01:00:12.220 let's break it down between stimulus and response there's a space so someone hits you on the arm

01:00:16.500 right and you get mad like man fuck you but instead of getting mad you stop in that space is our power

01:00:22.280 to choose our response right so in that moment you can choose you know i'm not gonna get mad

01:00:27.360 yeah let me be how i want to be let me think about a plan of action yeah i even like it just even in

01:00:31.920 conversation sometimes it's like sometimes especially on podcasts you get to talking and things just go in

01:00:36.760 like i say it starts to become like this like pentameter kind of where it's like i mean it's

01:00:41.320 just like a i think it's like a series of notes like the way like a series of notes work or something

01:00:45.400 like it becomes like a like it's just like a not a flow there's no flow yeah it just becomes like i

01:00:51.720 talk you talk i talk you know just like this beat kind of happens after a while or something but then

01:00:56.260 i like it sometimes when yeah there's a little more space sometimes and you can just kind of like

01:01:01.660 yeah just it gives you a chance to like come at things from a different angle

01:01:04.800 sometimes you get stuck in these kind of sometimes even in podcasts i notice it the most because

01:01:08.580 you're like people feel like we need to talk you know for me i just get stressed and then like you

01:01:13.340 can just completely clear your mind out like i make myself go to sleep off meditation all that

01:01:17.780 i don't know you taught me a good lesson theo taught me a very good lesson he was my first guest on my

01:01:22.320 podcast and he told me can i give you a note i said yeah he's like just just slow slow down

01:01:26.980 right just slow it down yeah and i mean you can be at hot operate at high levels yeah oh i yeah last night he

01:01:32.880 thought i was on coke and i'm like no this is me sober yeah right and i know you don't know no i'm

01:01:37.780 i don't i'm this is sober yeah and uh i gotta slow down and i went to therapy today and he just kept

01:01:44.100 telling me slow down because i'm dumping all this shit on him he's like slow down i'm like fuck that's

01:01:47.460 what theo told me that's what everyone but my brain goes really fast because i'm a neurotic jew

01:01:51.760 and i'm so i'm sometimes that way too not jewish but i also that's when i need to meditate is when

01:01:57.560 my brain's going way too fast i'll have like an idea i'll try to write it down and i'll have another thing

01:02:01.320 come up like oh i gotta do this my brain wants to do coke for me it's like oh i need to go like

01:02:07.300 invest in some property in detroit right now or i need to go fucking do all this shit and it's like

01:02:11.860 have you seen flint town on uh netflix it's a docu-series i want to see it my my my good

01:02:19.180 friend said to watch it i heard it's really good david is for the daddy uh damn long neck is from over

01:02:24.280 there oh really yeah dude flint town is good man is that the water problem movie yeah they got dirty

01:02:29.900 water dude they got dirty politics everything over there has got dirt in me i'm going to michigan

01:02:34.120 in a few i don't know when this airs but i'm going to do a show in michigan i love michigan you can

01:02:37.700 feel detroit's having a comeback you know when you go to certain cities on tour you travel i travel

01:02:41.900 yeah if i was a billionaire or even a millionaire there's some cities i go to where i'm like i would

01:02:45.720 be buying something right here like you just said yeah detroit's one of those cities that's on the

01:02:49.120 come up you could feel it same with reno yeah reno you go to really reno was the worst shit hole ever

01:02:53.460 my mom lives right near there dude every time i go there i'm like oh shit because tesla got the shit there now

01:02:57.940 that's a place and maybe i shouldn't say this on your podcast because it's going to affect the

01:03:01.400 outcome of of real estate due to your high output but it's a fact that these places are coming up and

01:03:09.780 i just bought a place in joshua tree which i can't wait for you guys to come out to yeah i want to get

01:03:13.780 out there i saw they got a little hot tub out there but yeah yeah i want to get out in it man i got to

01:03:18.660 get out sometimes it's a balance i think we're all kind of crazy to do what we do to be in this

01:03:23.300 business so sometimes you got to go oh yeah it's hard to settle down in this town let's get this

01:03:28.960 here's a question that came in this you guys give a good good answer to this this man had an issue

01:03:33.540 we talked about the other day on the podcast and so this is actually perfect you guys are here

01:03:37.140 yo

01:03:39.280 yo this is jeff aka little water socks calling from palm bay florida first my daughter and i were talking

01:03:49.080 and said uh we're gonna be pretty mad if you don't come back as uh uncle baby billy's son in

01:03:55.260 the second season of uh righteous gemstones i think that'd be fire thanks i'm asking him but uh

01:04:00.680 yeah so i'm 36 um i rap and sometimes i feel like maybe it's not as cool to be a 36 year old rapper

01:04:10.160 as it would be to be like in a band or uh maybe in a stand-up you know comic um just wondering is that

01:04:17.920 weird like uh what do you guys think is it is it weird to be a quote-unquote unsuccessful

01:04:23.700 old rapper still rapping i love it i mean i have a good job i make uh cheerleading music actually as

01:04:30.180 for a living but um you know i feed the kids and all that but you know i have this little passion on

01:04:35.720 the side doesn't get too much love but um so how could he yeah not lame not i think that's cool he

01:04:43.380 makes cheerleading music i didn't know that was a thing and he sounds happy didn't he he's smart for

01:04:47.080 being able to make cheerleading music as a dude first of all and if he's if he's rapping uh at

01:04:52.720 that age i mean any age like if you're making good shit then you're you know he's probably his

01:04:57.920 influences are different than what most of the kids rapping nowadays are going to be so it's going

01:05:01.180 to be unique and i think i mean matt ox blew up because he was 12 when he started rapping and he

01:05:06.380 blew up so it's like what if there was a 55 year old rapper putting out dope ass shit or a 65 year

01:05:10.940 old rapper you know so it's like i don't think age at all matters do you think how much marketing would

01:05:15.780 have to like do you think you would have to have a neat spin like i'm just trying to wonder

01:05:19.180 yeah how does a guy because yeah the way you present yourself and everything is is part of it not

01:05:24.520 like i'm saying change his clothes but his style or we gotta see if i was him i would i would go for

01:05:29.900 like dope ass dad like dad who's out here flexing like you know or like yeah i don't even know go

01:05:37.060 sick dick maybe would be a good name yeah dad bod go for like dad bod i actually had a um a big

01:05:43.340 trademark dispute where someone else trademarked young gravy before i could and it was this

01:05:47.460 ridiculous amount of money when i knew so what company was it hormel it was no it

01:05:52.040 it was another kid who tried to rap her name young gravy yeah and he was like this kid who had like

01:05:57.920 no listens or anything and i literally had to drop like probably 170k into like lawyer fees and paying

01:06:03.040 him off and all this shit just get the name young gravy back and i was like at one point i was like

01:06:06.840 i'm just going to change my name to daddy gravy yeah so i feel like if it's him he could be daddy

01:06:10.740 whatever you know i'm saying yeah young gravy got a better ring though one syllable two syllables

01:06:15.260 young gravy sounds better yeah dirt nasty it's all about the one to two brad about that the

01:06:21.620 brad pitt yeah johnny depp it's a simon rex simon rex bob odenkirk yeah uh jennifer lopez you know

01:06:30.960 there's a whole dude bob odenkirk i did a show this weekend in vegas and he had been to the show before

01:06:36.080 he'd just gone to the show whatever the show was before me and he left a note backstage for me it's

01:06:40.280 pretty nice was it what he said fuck was it like fuck you yeah it was like yeah hey uh sorry i'm

01:06:44.960 not coming to your show that's what the note was but still it's pretty sweet of him bob odenkirk's

01:06:49.880 a ledge cheer dad the cheer day yeah maybe he could do something wild if he's cheer if he got cheerleaders

01:06:54.680 around him i'm trying to think what he could do uh he could have a sick-ass dance team behind him if

01:07:01.100 he just gets so if he gets something nice so he could have that dance team right behind him

01:07:04.460 he could be like a cheer coach vibe yeah and then track suit maybe yeah yes oh so it's kind of like

01:07:12.180 like the like a like a slav squat like a russian like hood like so he's got like the the gangster

01:07:19.580 look with the with the track suit yeah but he but he's got hot cheerleaders that's that you can't go

01:07:26.760 wrong with the hot cheerleaders that's never gonna get old i forgot why i put these oh yeah i want to

01:07:31.660 talk about some some crazy stories i want to hear some scary crazy stories or something all right i

01:07:35.960 want to get it turned up in here all right let's go into one then i hear one or do you have one yeah

01:07:40.040 i don't know i'm gonna hear you're from the deal the deep south as i can tell i'll tell you a story so

01:07:45.320 they used to have these guys that would have these parties right and so um they they would have parties

01:07:52.380 around town and so one time they said okay we're having a party and so everybody was all excited you

01:07:57.060 know all week and everything i'm 39 i mean no i'll bring you at the party i was probably i was

01:08:04.760 probably maybe 14 okay so we went to the party dude we're excited actually a cop i remember give

01:08:10.100 us a ride out to the fucking party wow yeah how does that work that's uh he was in our neighborhood

01:08:14.860 right before we went on duty so uh because he was dating this girl from our neighborhood and the girl

01:08:20.560 was your girl was of age i think okay interesting so it was uh so anyway this cop dropped us off and

01:08:28.680 we're walking out they had this huge field between where the party was it had like a house you hear

01:08:33.560 music and stuff lights on and you're walking up and these people this time though it set an electric

01:08:37.800 fence right in the middle of this field it was dark field you didn't know and uh and people got

01:08:42.740 fucking lit up dude and two of my buddies got lit up really really good they hit the electric fence

01:08:46.540 yeah hit the electric you saw them like a cartoon like uh you don't see it like that but you hear

01:08:51.940 them so loud you almost feel like you can see light no yeah no i've i've i haven't done that but we

01:08:58.580 used to drive out to like the suburbs of my hometown and like there's like the farmland shit we go party

01:09:03.140 at like fuckers barns and shit and like the cops would come and you'd like everyone everyone would run

01:09:09.000 out into like the cornfield so i had nights of like running away through cornfields with my bros you

01:09:13.740 get hit in the face with a corn stalk yeah fucking turn you on a little bit yeah it gets you going

01:09:18.400 and you're out in the middle of nowhere like and some of the girl kept saying oh this ain't really

01:09:22.740 uh it's not electric and she went back and touched it again i remember i uh in tech this last shot um

01:09:27.820 i was shooting music videos i met this really dope dude goes by brock daddy who was just like his whole

01:09:34.580 family was like a fan of my music way early days i just was like random fans i'll go stay at their

01:09:40.020 house it was like back when i could do that oh yeah um and they're really dope and one of his

01:09:43.820 best friends uh is like a descendant of the campbell soup uh family so he's like billionaire and he has

01:09:50.160 like his own private zoo so we went there and we shot a video with like fuck with fucking rhinos and

01:09:54.660 and giraffes and all that but they also have like like the biggest collection of guns ever so we got to

01:09:59.240 like shoot bare 50 cows grenade launchers and it was like bro this is some crazy shit in texas you can

01:10:04.820 just get this shit you know i'm sure louisiana is kind of similar no texas has that man that's texas

01:10:09.780 okay they got mad yeah texas you get big animals snakes you know you'll have a dude live in a two

01:10:14.360 bedroom apartment and he's got a fucking rhinoceros in his shower like they got you know i'm saying

01:10:18.280 texas has the craziest the most wild like in the animals that aren't supposed to be in america are in

01:10:23.180 texas yeah i know a friend of mine is really wealthy from texas they have an animal like preserve

01:10:26.720 out there where you can go hunting with like it's like africa in america yeah it's like wild animals

01:10:31.280 that's crazy so so but like guns and shit those are obviously easy to get in louisiana yeah we had

01:10:37.760 a guy i worked on this farm for a while and he had this um it was like a thing that had a laser in it

01:10:41.940 it could fucking saw through a tree it was like an illegal gun was like a laser gun or the laser

01:10:47.060 lined up the bullets or the laser shot no the laser you pressed a button it was a laser yeah it was insane

01:10:53.000 that's wild because because like like i'm most likely most likely gonna move to atlanta in this next year

01:10:58.840 and like i i do have like a number of kind of weird stalkers that are like crazy and like i'd

01:11:03.720 i tried to get a gun in minnesota because they were threatening to come to my house and you can't

01:11:06.820 it's so hard so like oh you can get a gun in atlanta you can probably get one at the fucking

01:11:10.240 concierge i know in georgia it's pretty easy so like i yeah you gotta get some guns dude yeah i mean just

01:11:15.200 just one you know and a lot of times i'll go to the studio like in the hood and like i'll be the only

01:11:18.680 one in there without a strap good thing like i have good friends in atlanta that'll be yeah not for me but

01:11:22.940 like at the marriott buckhead marriott buckhead in atlanta you can get bullets uh at the

01:11:27.780 red scouting room service dude in atlanta bro you get whatever you want yeah they got some big

01:11:34.800 asses over there too man yes that's you think you're ready for a lot of that southeastern meat

01:11:39.820 oh man i've spent so much time in atlanta already i was telling them earlier yeah i um i found my uber

01:11:44.560 driver one time she was this really sexy uh dark skinned from uh where she's originally from but she

01:11:51.320 she was like one of the caribbean islands and and yeah man it was it was dope and then i'm obviously

01:11:59.140 she was driving me around didn't have to pay for the ride and then we went and got waffle house

01:12:03.640 okay so the whole thing started i was i was leaving a video shoot it was a zay tovin music video shoot

01:12:07.860 with uh lil yachty and some and uh lokid if you don't know them maybe i don't know yeah i don't know

01:12:14.260 little little keek little keed okay so then so then i met these two girls there and then we get

01:12:20.080 an uber good guys we get an uber to go to waffle house and then the uber driver is just like oh

01:12:24.460 what's good and so she comes in to waffle house with us and we're like all in there with a bottle

01:12:30.120 of patrone and the the waffle house uh people work in there like are drinking with us like i started

01:12:36.600 pouring patrone into their cups so we're like drinking with with the employees and we end up getting

01:12:40.580 our food for free and then we like she she just drops the other two girls off and i just i i

01:12:45.800 clapped i clapped and it was it was awesome man i'm still staying in touch with her she comes on my

01:12:49.760 shows in atlanta it's awesome did she come out to did you go to her place or she came to your place

01:12:53.980 uh she came to my friends to my friend's house and on the couch it was cool wow i was seeing the

01:12:58.220 good friend man i miss being 23 remember those days i didn't have uber back then but i mean she was

01:13:02.820 she wasn't she was 20 or 30 no but your lifestyle you know yeah you'll just like you'll sleep on

01:13:09.500 somebody's couch shopping for guns sleeping on couches having sex with drivers it must be fun

01:13:14.100 yeah i sit around going what am i doing my life you know i'm gonna try to coach them how to go down

01:13:19.880 the right road and not make the mistake that's what i want to do uncle dirt's gonna help them out

01:13:23.540 and yeah i'm nobody to tell you what to do or not do i'm the worst person for life advice but

01:13:28.300 i think i could steer the ship a little bit and be like don't stay away from this person don't do

01:13:32.700 that drug it gets risky man i appreciate that it gets risky bro you know and i've honestly i've i've

01:13:38.480 had enough like like experiences where i've learned like i've been to jail three times i've

01:13:44.700 like had bad like i've had friends od i've had like done like every drug like i've like experienced

01:13:48.880 enough now i think i'm smart you know like and like i'm other than the fighting shit that's the

01:13:52.820 last thing i gotta get over but i'm like getting getting there yeah maybe you could wear like uh

01:13:57.480 yeah or just wear soft gloves or something after a certain hour

01:14:00.080 walk around with boxing gloves on now yeah or something softer no boxing gloves gonna be like

01:14:06.340 somebody could fight you right that'll draw the wrong attention cotton hands like some isotoners

01:14:10.880 yeah something soft bro like a driving mitt remember driving gloves you don't see those

01:14:16.100 too often i remember a lot of asian women wear them you know in some asian cultures driving

01:14:18.980 gloves are a big thing and you see a lot of uh actual drivers like you know fancy drivers

01:14:24.380 a lot of real rich people if you have a wooden steering wheel if you're that rich dude fuck that

01:14:28.960 guy first who have the guys a wooden steering wheel dude dude that's so cool i mean i would pay for

01:14:34.180 just a steering wheel you should get a wood steering wheel in the tesla what i want to do is get i have

01:14:37.880 wood grain everything else yeah no what i want to get is is just like like i was talking telling him

01:14:41.660 a chevelle like a a throwback chevy and getting those a lot of those have the wood grain already

01:14:47.020 el camino would be nice man i'm just talking about this morning with a friend of mine remember the

01:14:52.120 steering wheel knob they're super illegal the knob on the wheel so you could drive it like this but

01:14:55.620 if it gets caught on your pants you'll crash so they made them illegal but you can still see them in

01:14:59.580 asia i just saw them everywhere in asia but and you know i realized something man stereotypes usually

01:15:03.880 are true within the american border and maybe canada but sometimes stereotypes aren't stereotypes

01:15:08.480 are not true asian people can't drive i was just in asia they drive amazing i was the one driving bad

01:15:13.960 and it made me realize wait a minute i had an epiphany crazy being places like that where it's like

01:15:18.120 there's a method to the driving is so hectic that it's low perfect it's perfect and and i was like oh wait

01:15:23.700 a minute maybe asian people come to america and they have a hard time with our way of the way we drive

01:15:28.280 and the rules and the flow but they were incredible drivers and i was the one who was like fucking up

01:15:33.200 and it was a reverse stereotype and i wonder if in asia they're like oh white people can't drive or

01:15:38.320 americans can't drive i think we in america it's so blocked everything here is like so it's like blocks

01:15:42.800 you know there in asia shit gets risky you know you're like this you know this road turns into a

01:15:47.040 river in 70 feet so you gotta be fucking ready you know they'll have 90 people on motor scooters they'll

01:15:52.200 have somebody on a piece of wood somebody on somebody's back you know yeah yeah dude we used to play

01:15:56.880 basketball we had a kid that didn't have any legs on our team one time this boy alton hollands

01:16:00.560 and this other big kid this big dude on our team named terrence had to fucking carry him

01:16:05.080 throughout the game and oh shit that's lit that's beautiful and he finally scored in like the last

01:16:11.500 game and the worst part was he was the worst shot so constantly terrence would be holding him and he

01:16:16.620 would get the shot right under the fucking goal and he would miss it every time dude and after like

01:16:20.340 the seventh or eighth time you're like man fuck this dude yeah even though we didn't have legs like

01:16:24.400 in the beginning you're like oh yeah let's get it for him let's do it for him rudy rudiger

01:16:28.580 so by the seventh or eighth miss you're like so did terrence and him combine what's his name again

01:16:34.020 with the no legs alton holland and terrence did they combine you know and he was homosexual as well

01:16:39.020 eventually oh okay that's dope he was then too he just didn't know it but he was not i mean he was

01:16:44.960 so that's a whole argument we could have whether or not you're born that way but my point is born

01:16:48.800 that way i think he's sweet about it okay my point is five on five did terrence and him accumulate to

01:16:54.360 be one person or were they two people no no it counted as that that was two players oh that's

01:16:59.660 quite an advantage for the other team yeah so we're at that point you're kind of down five four but it

01:17:03.360 was cool man and he's a good guy i saw him not too long ago i saw him about four or five years

01:17:07.380 that's sweet you got great i want that you know what would be a cool show would be all these stories

01:17:10.860 that you have to either i want to i gotta i gotta see some of these characters you always tell

01:17:15.620 great stories of your hometown i just don't know it's yeah sometimes yeah we just grew up in a

01:17:20.320 wild place man you know what do you say it's called oh just covington louisiana covington and

01:17:25.000 it's what's the closest big city new orleans which is how far probably about one hour drive or walk

01:17:30.020 crazy yeah it's just weird yeah there's enough weirdness that comes out of the city you can walk

01:17:34.420 it would take you probably almost two days off the 10 do you take the 10 you probably did that a

01:17:38.600 couple times all right yeah i'd walk under the 10 i'd walk to the movie theater dude we'd have to

01:17:42.400 leave at 2 p.m to get there at 7 p.m remember i lived in shreveport and i'd hit you up like this

01:17:46.760 place is a trip and you're like i'm from louisiana and i don't go to shreveport or something it gets

01:17:51.140 real yeah just gets real quiet over there yeah it was a trip i've been to louisiana one time for a tour

01:17:56.400 for a show and uh house of blues new orleans oh yeah good time um you know what actually i experienced

01:18:03.340 there was um this is my only story from louisiana i i got there i was like super i don't even know i was

01:18:10.400 passed out all day i go up in there like like like i switch my meet and greet till after the

01:18:14.600 show i walk up into the green room there's this dude named kale that like i'm uh good friends

01:18:18.660 with who's like a dancer dude on um instagram and whatnot funny ass guy kills saw rage i don't know

01:18:24.060 shout out to him oh yeah i know you're talking about yeah country boy yeah yeah yeah kale soars yeah

01:18:28.020 he pulled up with with with his friends and a bunch of these girls and then i'm just like i mean i was

01:18:32.120 already kind of drunk and i was just like i think within five minutes this girl comes up to me and she's

01:18:36.720 really pretty and she's like yo like i gotta show you something in the bathroom and i was like

01:18:40.300 all right i was like word i'm just i'm drunk so then i go i go up in the bathroom and like within

01:18:45.360 another three four minutes we're doing it and and my fucking i looked to my left and my my boy

01:18:51.780 savage had been taking a shit in the stall so i'm hitting it on the on the uh on the sink

01:18:58.040 he's in the stall and he's like i'm like like bro you got it you got it he like sneaks out behind

01:19:03.820 and i was kind of like covering up that whole area but it was like a real quick it was like

01:19:07.840 the quickest meeting someone doing it while your friend's shitting and then and then i found out

01:19:13.820 like and then like within like 10 minutes later she started showing me pictures of her baby i was

01:19:17.340 like oh well she has a kid too and i was like well this is did he courtesy flush or he smelled like shit

01:19:22.060 sounds like a night rope is not like this happened where was this this all happened in like 25 minutes

01:19:26.360 in new orleans yeah i have more fun with minorities quite often oh dude i love a little i get around to a

01:19:31.800 couple of beautiful koreans dude and i can't even contain myself really yeah because i just get so

01:19:36.280 nervous a lot of times korean movies are my favorite yeah they're great movies they make amazing movies

01:19:40.820 really yeah yeah i could put you on a few old boys a good old boys one of my favorite movies i tried to

01:19:45.380 watch old but i couldn't get into it oh try again everybody was dressed a little bit like um

01:19:49.740 i felt like those jehovah's witness you know i'm saying a little bit you might have watched the wrong

01:19:54.240 movie yeah maybe i did you might have watched the american version yeah don't watch the american

01:19:58.260 one just like old yeller is what i saw actually oh yeah different movies totally different um

01:20:04.360 man i think that's i appreciate you guys coming in today man this is so awesome bro yeah don't

01:20:09.780 talk about anything else you gotta leave huh you gotta leave no i don't know how long have we gone

01:20:13.220 we got 140 that's a long episode that's a long ass episode that's really long we got some shit out

01:20:17.300 and talk about some more funny shit uh no i mean we can't you guys like i want to go get a drink

01:20:23.120 well yeah well it's uh he doesn't drink yeah but drink but but let's just talk let's cut it let's

01:20:28.780 call it and uh keep talking in real life without recording yeah and can i be really cheesy i gotta

01:20:33.580 plug one thing yeah i want to tell anyone that's listening that that is so inclined to go uh check

01:20:39.580 out nervous rex i'm about to have you on there i've had theo on there yeah i've had some great amazing

01:20:44.240 people that i know on there and it's i've been doing it about a year and i'm starting to get

01:20:48.320 some really interesting people uh i just meet everyone so i'm doing it yeah you're doing it

01:20:53.880 this week i think nervous rex uh we should both go on his we'll get crazy let's get weird i'll do

01:20:59.360 my let's get weird i want to get baby no money on there yeah oh absolutely so it's out there and

01:21:03.540 what about your any new music you got oh i got every you're always putting out new music that's

01:21:08.080 what's cool about this new generation they just put out song video song video it's not like it used

01:21:11.560 to be when we grew up like album a year 12 songs it's like now it's just putting i got i got a

01:21:15.760 single drop in in like three days and then our album drops valentine's day and then i'm supposed

01:21:19.940 to drop another ep with Dylan francis before our tour and the tour starts march 23rd so you go plug

01:21:24.240 that's like within another month right or we're plugging right now we could yeah plug what you

01:21:28.180 got i'll plug stuff in the beginning for you guys too when i do when does this come out uh this

01:21:32.300 will come out this week tomorrow maybe even yeah yeah probably tomorrow well i'll give a little

01:21:37.620 spot i'll give a little secret announcement to these listeners because no one really knows

01:21:41.320 exactly we said holiday season on the holidays valentine's day so baby gravy 2 will be dropping

01:21:49.520 on valentine's day twice the length of the original baby gravy ep baby the money young gravy multiple

01:21:56.740 features and it is some of our best work yet and then i will be doing an ep with Dylan francis for

01:22:02.820 our tour which starts in march so y'all will be getting a lot of gravy in the next couple months

01:22:09.040 and if you live in the south we got about 20 shows in the south on the steward and then we got a

01:22:15.060 couple in the midwest and like two on the east coast so uh young gravy Dylan francis during ass

01:22:20.560 he will be at one of the shows as well yeah i'll be there gang bro i'm gonna have to come through

01:22:24.400 yeah oh yeah my nephew dude yeah my nephew's like one of your biggest fans dude he was so excited

01:22:28.720 yeah i'll call his little ass all right actually he's in rehab right now oh dope perfect thank you for

01:22:34.540 yeah america's favorite condiment young gravy yeah and uh and one of my good friends dirt nasty

01:22:40.420 simon rex thank you guys so much man thank you baby oh yeah man it's been great

01:22:43.400 now i'm just floating on the breeze and i feel i'm falling like these leaves i must be cornerstone

01:22:54.220 oh but when i reach that ground i'll share this peace of mind i found i can feel it in my bones

01:23:05.100 but it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself unwind shine that light on me

01:23:21.380 i'll sit and tell you my stories shine on me

01:23:32.080 and i will find a song i will sing it just for you

01:23:39.820 and now i've been moving way too fast on a runaway train with a heavy load of my

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - February 04, 2020

Yung Gravy & Dirt Nasty ｜ This Past Weekend #259

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