Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Biden DENIES Pushing TRANS DAY On Easter Proving HES NOT IN CHARGE w-Michael Malice | Timcast IRL

00:00:00.000 So it was Easter the other day.

00:00:29.000 And the day before, the White House announced that Easter this year would actually fall

00:00:32.000 on Transgender Day of Visibility Day, I guess.

00:00:36.000 And here's what's interesting.

00:00:38.000 I'm not surprised they did this.

00:00:40.000 And many Christians, Easter worshipers, I'm sorry, that's the appropriate term, were rightfully upset that the White House decided to remove religious terms and then make this announcement, which seems to push against their ideology with a new woke ideology.

00:00:56.000 Now, I can understand people are being mad about it, and I see all the news, and I'm like, well, that's interesting.

00:00:59.000 To be fair, Easter does fall on different days, so next year won't be the same.

00:01:03.000 But the crazy thing was, when questioned on it, Biden denied actually doing it.

00:01:07.000 And I think there's a great revelation here.

00:01:09.000 Joe Biden, the human, did not know that someone else launched this holiday declaration and signed his name to it.

00:01:16.000 And I think that's pretty revealing.

00:01:17.000 So we'll talk about that, the aftermath, the response on social media.

00:01:20.000 We've got some big news pertaining to, I guess, World War III.

00:01:24.000 An Iranian embassy was bombed.

00:01:26.000 Now they're saying Israel did it and it was in Syria.

00:01:29.000 And so this is pushing us to the brink.

00:01:30.000 Then, of course, Vladimir Putin has apparently got death ray guns that fry holes in people's brains, according to 60 Minutes.

00:01:37.000 And what I love about all this Is that 60 Minutes they do this big long conspiracy thing where a whistleblower comes out and says, Russia has energy weapons that can fry holes in our brains.

00:01:47.000 And I'm like, you want me to believe that Russian agents with secret devices driving around various parts of the world spies are finding out where our agents are, blasting sonic energy weapons through walls to fry holes in their brains to damage them.

00:02:01.000 And at the same time, you don't want me to think anything about that bridge collapse you didn't investigate.

00:02:04.000 That was an accident, don't look here, nothing, everything's fine.

00:02:07.000 Look, by all means, it may be an accident, but now I'm supposed to believe that the big bad Russia that we're at war with has special energy weapons? 0.56

00:02:13.000 I mean, maybe they do, but I just love how selective the propaganda is.

00:02:17.000 They claimed on 60 Minutes this guy was a whistleblower.

00:02:18.000 He's not a whistleblower.

00:02:19.000 The CIA told him to do this.

00:02:21.000 Here's your card.

00:02:21.000 Go on the TV and tell them this so we can drum up some anti-Russia sentiment.

00:02:25.000 We'll talk about that and a lot more.

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00:03:39.000 Joining us tonight to talk about this and everything else is Michael Malice.

00:03:42.000 Hello, sirs.

00:03:45.000 I was all excited because first of all, can we agree that if Trump becomes president again, that Trans Day of Visibility will be on April Fool's when he's in the White House?

00:03:54.000 You think he'll move it one day?

00:03:55.000 I think he'll absolutely will move it one day.

00:03:58.000 And it would kind of be a little bit inappropriate because like April Fool's, you know, that kind of the big reveal.

00:04:02.000 But I kind of feel like Biden did that already.

00:04:04.000 And so I tweeted this.

00:04:06.000 It's kind of offensive that Biden made Trans Day of Visibility on April 1st because it's April Fool's Day.

00:04:12.000 But we should say this.

00:04:13.000 We should say this.

00:04:13.000 We're going to talk about it in the second episode.

00:04:15.000 Yes.

00:04:15.000 And also, wouldn't it be funny?

00:04:18.000 The Michelle Obama jokes must have been just like interminable. 0.76

00:04:22.000 Maybe we'll save them for the members only show.

00:04:23.000 This is the one thing with the boomers, it's just like, okay, I get it, the Alabama jokes. 1.00

00:04:27.000 The only person who gets a pass on that one when it's actually funny is God rest their soul, Joan Rivers. 0.98

00:04:33.000 So since it is April Fool's, I did bring, I talked to two friends of mine who are prominent personalities, and I said, would it be a good idea for me to wear a Trudeau mask on the air, which I got made.

00:04:49.000 And I asked Roseanne Barr, and I asked Meghan McCain, and one of them said, it would be absolutely hilarious, and the other one said, we'll f you up.

00:04:57.000 So I'll let you all guess who said which, but I have the mask and I'm not wearing it.

00:05:02.000 It would be wildly inappropriate.

00:05:04.000 I'm glad that you're spreading awareness on the inappropriate nature of what Trudeau has done, and why we shouldn't replicate that bad behavior.

00:05:10.000 Thank you Michael, it's very responsible.

00:05:11.000 And a good reminder that Aladdin is a great movie.

00:05:14.000 Some of the greatest songs.

00:05:15.000 That's where the proud boys come from.

00:05:17.000 That's right.

00:05:17.000 Yeah, proud of your boy.

00:05:19.000 I mean, how would you describe yourself career wise for those that may not know who you are?

00:05:22.000 Oh, hi, I am Michael Malice.

00:05:24.000 You can find me at malice.locals.com, Twitter at Michael Malice, author.

00:05:28.000 I've got like what?

00:05:28.000 I think I got like 11 books.

00:05:30.000 I was going to launch my crowdfunding for my graphic novel here, but I will be going to Japan for the first time ever on Friday.

00:05:43.000 Konnichiwa! 0.97

00:05:44.000 I think you people say.

00:05:47.000 You people?

00:05:47.000 You heard me.

00:05:48.000 And it's going to be... well, you have heard me.

00:05:51.000 I'm only 5% of it!

00:05:54.000 But I'm really, really, really excited.

00:05:55.000 Maybe in the after show, give me some places to go.

00:06:00.000 Dude, that's awesome!

00:06:02.000 I'm really, really excited.

00:06:03.000 Well, I want to hear about this book!

00:06:04.000 I want to give a shout-out while I can.

00:06:06.000 Just a little passive shout-out.

00:06:08.000 One of the most memorable moments of my life.

00:06:12.000 Was when I went to Japan to document the Fukushima recovery effort.

00:06:16.000 Oh, wow.

00:06:17.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:18.000 And on our way there, we stopped at a small town before with our fixer.

00:06:22.000 She was an older woman and at that time, I guess it was her boyfriend.

00:06:27.000 I think she had been divorced.

00:06:28.000 She had kids.

00:06:29.000 We were in this dive bar.

00:06:31.000 It was very, very small.

00:06:33.000 Microscopic, jam shoulder-to-shoulder to sit in this tiny little picnic bench in the corner having sake, and we sang Aladdin together, me and this Japanese woman, and it was that, you know, I can show you the world.

00:06:48.000 Yeah, a whole new world?

00:06:49.000 A whole new world.

00:06:50.000 She ended up dying of cancer a couple years later.

00:06:52.000 Your singing's not that bad.

00:06:54.000 Well, it was actually going into Fukushima back and forth all the time.

00:07:00.000 Dang! 0.99

00:07:01.000 That's an intense story, and the Aladdin reference.

00:07:03.000 Right, and that's why I was like, Japan, Aladdin, I wanted to bring that up because I'll never forget that, being in this Japanese dive bar where everyone sings karaoke and gets drunk.

00:07:10.000 and uh... you know sad this woman passed but she she and many older people were

00:07:15.000 their attitude was we're gonna help people do what they have to do in this she

00:07:19.000 wasn't this is the same as the the people who went into the reactor as

00:07:22.000 their share they were all in there like my life is over and I will give this

00:07:24.000 gift to the next generation but she she had a similar thing like is what I can do I can

00:07:28.000 help people come in to get the story and I think will be okay cuz we're old and

00:07:31.000 but I get that thinking at all but what will will will move out the show I

00:07:35.000 I just wanted to mention that because, you know, shout out to the hard workers there in Japan.

00:07:38.000 Shane Cashman.

00:07:39.000 Shane Cashman, happy to be here.

00:07:41.000 I'm a reverend and a doctor because I gave a website $20 and I'm the author of the Inverted World series.

00:07:48.000 And upcoming, the Inverted World live show should be soon.

00:07:51.000 It's looking really, really good.

00:07:52.000 It's funny because it's a year and eight, a year and six months behind.

00:07:56.000 It looks good, though.

00:07:57.000 Yeah, it's good.

00:07:58.000 Yeah.

00:07:58.000 Finally finished the new building.

00:07:59.000 Yep.

00:08:00.000 Ian's hanging out.

00:08:00.000 Hi.

00:08:01.000 What's good?

00:08:01.000 You look smooth, dude.

00:08:02.000 Yeah, I just came from a funeral.

00:08:03.000 You're kind of like a life hacker.

00:08:04.000 Is he really?

00:08:05.000 No.

00:08:05.000 Oh, it's intense, but I can feel it.

00:08:07.000 I can feel as if you were.

00:08:08.000 I would consider you a life hacker at this point.

00:08:10.000 I think he looks more like a life coach, don't you think?

00:08:12.000 I like that.

00:08:12.000 I'm good at that.

00:08:13.000 I can motivate you.

00:08:14.000 Yeah, you will.

00:08:14.000 You're motivating me right now.

00:08:16.000 That mask is like, it makes me think of the monkey paw.

00:08:19.000 It's not the thing where you, once you, it's like the mask where you put it on and you can't take it off.

00:08:22.000 Ian, you're going full Roseanne.

00:08:27.000 You become a new character when you put the mask on and you can't get it off like that Jim Carrey movie.

00:08:31.000 You mean the mask?

00:08:31.000 That Jim Carrey movie about the mask?

00:08:34.000 Isn't there a thing where they put a hand on and then they couldn't get it off their arm?

00:08:36.000 No, that's the monkey's paw's three wishes but the wishes are a curse.

00:08:40.000 It was different than that though.

00:08:42.000 Let's ask a question.

00:08:43.000 Whose wires are more scrambled?

00:08:44.000 Fetterman's or Ian's?

00:08:44.000 Let's ask a question whose wires are more scrambled Fetterman's or Ian's

00:08:50.000 well today That guy but in a year we'll see cuz I got a lot of hope

00:08:56.000 for Fetterman You know that movie the mask where the guy puts on a hand

00:08:59.000 Puts on a glove and it takes over his arm or something Do you know I'm talking yes like cut up his own arm with

00:09:07.000 yet the evil dead No, it could have been chat a crypt keeper or something. I

00:09:10.000 don't know How about we jump into the show?

00:09:13.000 Yeah, let's do this.

00:09:14.000 I like this.

00:09:16.000 Yeah, uh, I ain't got much to say.

00:09:17.000 Pleasure to see you, Michael.

00:09:18.000 Uh, keep it up, Ian.

00:09:19.000 There's much humor in making fun of Joe Biden.

00:09:21.000 Here's the story.

00:09:22.000 So, uh, from the Postmillennial, Joe Biden denies proclaiming Easter Sunday Trans Day, Trans Visibility Day.

00:09:29.000 I didn't do that, and I love this, he did.

00:09:32.000 Quick, quick, for those that don't know, it was, I believe, on Saturday, or no, no, no, I believe it was the, it was Friday, they announced that March 31st would be Transgender Day of Visibility.

00:09:40.000 We actually have the proclamation here, March 29th.

00:09:43.000 A proclamation on Transgender Day of Visibility, which they said would fall on March 31st, which is Easter! 0.97

00:09:50.000 So of course, you guys remember when they were, who was it who called Christians Easter worshipers?

00:09:56.000 Do you remember that one?

00:09:56.000 No, that's a good one.

00:09:57.000 It was like a big scandal too.

00:09:59.000 But so this obviously offended a lot of people.

00:10:00.000 Sounds like Kamala. 0.99

00:10:01.000 Saying, you know on Fox News, they had a guest on today who said, not only is Easter Potentially the most important day, if not the most important day for Christians.

00:10:11.000 As a Christian, it's the most important day for humanity.

00:10:14.000 And so for Joe Biden to basically say we're doing this transgender thing on Easter was shockingly offensive to people.

00:10:20.000 But was it on Easter or was it on March 31st that he didn't put two and two together?

00:10:24.000 Well, no, here's the big revelation, I suppose.

00:10:28.000 While being asked, Uh, so he was asked about Speaker Johnson saying, uh, you know, via the pool, Speaker Johnson called it outrageous that Easter Sunday was Transgender Day of Visibility.

00:10:37.000 What do you say to Speaker Johnson?

00:10:39.000 Biden respond, he's thoroughly uninformed.

00:10:41.000 Question, uninformed how?

00:10:42.000 Biden, I didn't do that.

00:10:45.000 He did do it.

00:10:46.000 I think the revelation here that everyone's been waiting for hard evidence dropped right in your lap.

00:10:52.000 The statements being put up by Joe Biden are not from Joe Biden.

00:10:55.000 Joe Biden doesn't sign off on them.

00:10:56.000 Joe Biden has no idea what's being said in his name.

00:10:59.000 And I guess you can say there's more than one president.

00:11:01.000 Yeah, but does anyone surprised by this?

00:11:03.000 No, no, no, but it's but it's basically the hard.

00:11:08.000 It's no longer circumstantial evidence.

00:11:09.000 Hold on, is he?

00:11:10.000 Okay, I just want to make sure, I want to steelman this as much as I can as someone who gave money to Biden in the primaries and which has paid off in dividends.

00:11:19.000 Thank you for hurting me so much.

00:11:20.000 The lulls alone.

00:11:21.000 Your student loans?

00:11:22.000 Point being, the student loans.

00:11:25.000 Yeah, my student loans got paid off when I went to school in the 40s.

00:11:28.000 Is he saying I didn't do that, I didn't put it on Easter, meaning I just put on March 31st?

00:11:34.000 What was it last year?

00:11:35.000 Right.

00:11:36.000 I think he's been this this day for the past few years.

00:11:39.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:11:40.000 Wasn't it?

00:11:41.000 No.

00:11:41.000 Wasn't it?

00:11:41.000 That's what I want to find out.

00:11:43.000 No, it's different every year.

00:11:44.000 It was on April 9th last year.

00:11:45.000 Okay.

00:11:46.000 That's outrageous.

00:11:47.000 That is completely crazy.

00:11:48.000 That was the argument everyone was making against him yesterday.

00:11:50.000 I'm glad we settled that because that's crazy.

00:11:52.000 Either he's lying and he did know, or he didn't know, and someone was like, okay, America, Christian, what's their most celebrated holiday?

00:11:59.000 Let's introduce a holiday on their holiday to disrupt this.

00:12:02.000 That's awful.

00:12:02.000 No, no, no, here's the crazy thing is that London declared the day as well.

00:12:06.000 London put up the new flag, which has two triangles, and they said celebrating... No, you're joking.

00:12:11.000 I'm not kidding.

00:12:11.000 And they said celebrating Transgender Day of Visibility.

00:12:13.000 Can I see the new flag, please?

00:12:15.000 Let me pull it out.

00:12:16.000 I gotta search for it.

00:12:18.000 Plus, they made Trans Day on Easter a few days before the eclipse, a few days before CERN's going off.

00:12:24.000 Is it Trans Day or Trans Day of Visibility?

00:12:25.000 Because it's probably also Trans Day. 0.99

00:12:27.000 Oh, for sure.

00:12:27.000 There's probably two.

00:12:29.000 And isn't the whole point of being trans is that you're not visible and that you're passing? 0.81

00:12:32.000 Oh, but yeah.

00:12:33.000 Biden doesn't get it yet.

00:12:35.000 He's just not there.

00:12:36.000 He's still learning.

00:12:37.000 Maybe he'll get it by the time he grows up.

00:12:41.000 Mayor of London said, on Trans Day of Visibility, we celebrate London's trans community as they strive to live authentically and safely, and they have this flag where it's got two triangles now.

00:12:49.000 Now, I do think it's important to point out, the Mayor of London had tweeted the past several years the same day, so I believe this day had been, like, I guess, esoterically the Trans Day of Visibility for regular, you know, for the everyday person, they have no idea what it is, and so the White House decided to get on board with it or something like that?

00:13:07.000 It was March 31st last year.

00:13:09.000 So it was two years in a row.

00:13:11.000 What I'm really curious about is, is there- What's the second triangle?

00:13:14.000 I have no idea.

00:13:16.000 But my question is, is there any group of people that has more holidays, months, et cetera, that like, like, Christians.

00:13:25.000 Christians have their own holidays. 0.54

00:13:27.000 Jews have their own holidays.

00:13:28.000 Muslims have their own holidays.

00:13:30.000 Any non-religion?

00:13:30.000 Indian people have their own holidays.

00:13:32.000 I'm saying, like, this is a quote-unquote marginalized group that has more celebrations and days than most other groups.

00:13:39.000 Because it's a fad.

00:13:40.000 It's a cult.

00:13:41.000 No, it's like the AIDS ribbon.

00:13:43.000 Everything had to be AIDS and then I just forgot about it.

00:13:46.000 Yeah, but this keeps evolving into something much more nefarious.

00:13:49.000 You know what?

00:13:49.000 Here's the thing.

00:13:50.000 Let me just take a second because I think conservatives, which I'm not one, but conservatives don't know how to take a win.

00:13:55.000 People should think back about 2016 where every five minutes it was refugees welcome and we need mass Muslim migration to the West and Linda Sarsour was everywhere.

00:14:03.000 Can I say that word?

00:14:05.000 We try not to because there's kids watching.

00:14:06.000 Okay, but now that broad is on the side.

00:14:08.000 Now that broad's on the side of a milk carton, you can't find her anywhere, because they just shut up about it. 1.00

00:14:12.000 Hold on, let me just finish my thought.

00:14:14.000 I think as soon as this becomes politically radioactive, which it's increasingly becoming, they're just going to stop talking about it.

00:14:19.000 I agree, but I think the Sarsour thing was that there were a bunch of articles written by prominent newspapers about how she was claiming this crazy stuff about Jews, and then Democrats were just like, she's cut off.

00:14:31.000 But that didn't work for Rashida Tlaib or Ilhan Omar.

00:14:33.000 Yeah, because they're funded through grassroots.

00:14:36.000 Ilhan Omar is funded mostly from the fringes of the internet.

00:14:41.000 Rashida Tlaib, similarly, they have their pockets of support.

00:14:46.000 All the squad members, the majority of their contributions come from outside their districts, from small donors all across the country.

00:14:52.000 For Linda Sarsour, she's an activist who has to be hired. 1.00

00:14:55.000 When she does an event, she has to go to someone and say, would you donate to us?

00:14:59.000 A bunch of articles come out with her, the Women's March, accusing them of being anti-Semites and believing crazy conspiracy theories, and then she starts to slowly disappear from the limelight.

00:15:07.000 Broadly speaking, though, those refugee welcome signs vanished.

00:15:10.000 They stopped talking Do you think this will be harder for people to divorce from because so many people have their children rolled up into this cult?

00:15:16.000 There's some feminist scholar, I forget her name and I apologize, she just did this whole, it went viral on the internet, where she's like, this is going to be really hard because for someone to accept that they did this to their kid is a big pill to swallow, so you have to, as a mom, keep doubling down.

00:15:33.000 And she's correct.

00:15:35.000 And that is what makes this terrifying.

00:15:36.000 I agree with that.

00:15:37.000 It's going to be tough for people to let go of it.

00:15:39.000 You can't.

00:15:39.000 Because they're giving your kids puberty blockers.

00:15:41.000 You can't.

00:15:42.000 Who knows what.

00:15:42.000 Oh, that drives me so crazy when they're like, oh, you can just pause puberty.

00:15:45.000 It's like, yeah, because if someone's malnourished and you give them food, they get their natural height, obviously.

00:15:49.000 It's fine.

00:15:49.000 We've never done it before, but we know it's fine.

00:15:52.000 That was all sarcasm in case anyone listening didn't know.

00:15:54.000 If you starve someone of nutrition in their early years, they do not grow to their big height.

00:15:58.000 You're kidding.

00:15:59.000 No, it turns out, yeah, if you stunt someone's growth, it doesn't magically return.

00:16:02.000 I have proof of this.

00:16:03.000 Well, let's shift to the other element of the story.

00:16:06.000 Joe Biden is clearly not in charge.

00:16:08.000 I mean, most people have speculated to this.

00:16:10.000 I think what we're seeing is Joe Biden is in charge only so far.

00:16:17.000 And I think you take a look at Afghanistan as an example of this.

00:16:22.000 When you have leadership like Joe Biden, you get the Afghanistan debacle.

00:16:25.000 Clearly, there's no strategy as to how we're exiting, no plan to how we leave the Air Force Base, you know, the Bagram Air Force Base.

00:16:32.000 Everything falls apart because Biden wanted to do it.

00:16:34.000 He wanted to move the deadline to September 11th.

00:16:36.000 It was the 11th, right?

00:16:37.000 And it all falls apart.

00:16:39.000 But then at the same time, you look at the statements that are being released for political reasons, and it has nothing to do with Joe Biden.

00:16:44.000 Someone else decided to put out the statement without him knowing.

00:16:46.000 Or, or there's another possibility.

00:16:50.000 He completely forgot he did.

00:16:52.000 That's luck.

00:16:53.000 But I think he's always been, and even his campaign, he's a party hack.

00:16:57.000 It's like when Super Tuesday in 2020, Bernie Sanders was leading in like,

00:17:01.000 I think literally every state except for Minnesota, which is Klobuchar,

00:17:03.000 and Buttigieg and Klobuchar got the phone call from someone, and that Monday they're like,

00:17:07.000 oh, we're endorsing Joe Biden, and Joe Biden got the nomination.

00:17:09.000 He's just clearly a function of the Democratic Party.

00:17:12.000 I don't think it's any secret about this.

00:17:13.000 He's a vessel.

00:17:14.000 Everyone knows that.

00:17:15.000 He's a career plagiarist too.

00:17:17.000 And now they're plagiarizing him to a degree because there's people with their hands inside of him.

00:17:21.000 Wow.

00:17:22.000 So he doesn't know that he's being plagiarized.

00:17:23.000 Do you want him to be more of a leader?

00:17:24.000 I'd rather have the institution running itself than have this senile corpse making a decision.

00:17:30.000 No, I'd rather have Biden in charge.

00:17:32.000 I don't know.

00:17:33.000 Who's Biden, though?

00:17:34.000 Like, who was ever Biden?

00:17:35.000 Like, Biden in charge is a guy falling up the stairs over and over again.

00:17:40.000 The institution is like warrantless wiretapping and hunting down J6ers. 1.00

00:17:46.000 That's fair, yeah.

00:17:48.000 But no, I think Biden wants to hunt down those J6ers. 1.00

00:17:50.000 The way he talks about them?

00:17:51.000 Yeah.

00:17:52.000 He believes it.

00:17:52.000 I agree.

00:17:53.000 He believes it.

00:17:54.000 With the same type of fervor he had the crime bill in 92.

00:17:57.000 Yes.

00:17:57.000 Like he did have power at some point and like to wield it.

00:18:00.000 Did you see the protester at his speech like last week?

00:18:03.000 No.

00:18:03.000 She was yelling something about health care and then he just goes, everybody needs health care.

00:18:09.000 And it was like, you looked into his face when he was talking and it was, there's nothing there.

00:18:14.000 I want to just get back to what the second triangle is in that flag.

00:18:17.000 Here's the thing.

00:18:17.000 It's a mirror.

00:18:17.000 I stepped back a little.

00:18:18.000 It's a mirror?

00:18:19.000 That's what I got out of it.

00:18:20.000 No, did you look it up?

00:18:21.000 No, I like that interpretation. 0.99

00:18:22.000 I stepped back a little because I feel like politics is getting stupider and stupider and it's just getting exhausting to me. 0.98

00:18:27.000 And I know it's not just because I'm an ancient boomer, but at this point it's just like, like really? 0.98

00:18:32.000 It's supposed to wear you out.

00:18:34.000 You know what this reminds me of?

00:18:35.000 There's this documentary I saw about North Korea, right?

00:18:37.000 And this journalist returned to North Korea, and he's talking to his two guys, male and female,

00:18:41.000 at the Oster Tranch outside Pyongyang.

00:18:43.000 And the guy's like, you know, last time I was here,

00:18:44.000 I talked to you guys about gays and lesbians.

00:18:46.000 They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't have that here.

00:18:47.000 He goes, well, what about people who are bi?

00:18:49.000 And the guy just goes, what?

00:18:51.000 And like, that's what I feel now with the second triangle.

00:18:54.000 It's like when Matt Walsh was in Africa for his documentary, I'm like, what are you talking about?

00:19:00.000 So the second triangle is for... The second coming of Christ.

00:19:04.000 Black and brown people and bisexuals.

00:19:07.000 But what is the black and brown? 0.93

00:19:09.000 No, the left triangle is transgender and the right black and brown is bisexuals. 0.89

00:19:15.000 Old school LGBT people. 0.90

00:19:16.000 But why is the black there thing twice, is what I'm saying. 0.96

00:19:19.000 It's two different types of black.

00:19:20.000 Because some bisexuals can be trans, it's not just one black. 0.97

00:19:22.000 I gotta be honest, the craziest thing about the whole pride flag is, and I think someone did a man on the street where they were just like, the pride flag declaration is that black people are gay. 0.96

00:19:34.000 But Michael's over here laughing at me. 0.94

00:19:36.000 I'm kind of insulted.

00:19:37.000 Why are you laughing at me?

00:19:38.000 A lot of the problems with the movement is that LGBTQIA plus all are lumped into one group when a guy's like, hey, I'm me.

00:19:46.000 Let me just kind of... So I've put this mask on.

00:19:48.000 Is that drag?

00:19:49.000 It's both.

00:19:50.000 Yeah.

00:19:50.000 So, but the thing is... Race drag.

00:19:54.000 No, regular drag. 0.90

00:19:55.000 Black people as a whole.

00:19:56.000 Right, okay.

00:19:57.000 Every black person, every brown person, is part of the LGBT community, according to this flag.

00:20:01.000 That's not an exaggeration.

00:20:03.000 That's literally their declaration.

00:20:04.000 What happened to the circle?

00:20:05.000 Didn't that mean something?

00:20:06.000 There was a circle.

00:20:06.000 Yeah, the circle, I believe, was the asexuals.

00:20:08.000 So now they don't exist?

00:20:09.000 Is that not it?

00:20:10.000 Well, did you ever see... Did you look deep enough?

00:20:12.000 Was it Miller?

00:20:12.000 Like, some company put out the ultimate pride flag we talked about.

00:20:16.000 Oh yeah, that was good.

00:20:17.000 And it was like 800 flags.

00:20:18.000 That's why I thought of that when you put this up.

00:20:20.000 I thought it was a joke.

00:20:21.000 It's people that want to belong.

00:20:22.000 That is where all this is all coming from, man.

00:20:24.000 People want to belong.

00:20:25.000 They're going to fold us some pulp if we don't give them something to belong to.

00:20:28.000 They're going to add one more thing to the flag and totally get rid of the original flag.

00:20:32.000 And then some things will move in to get rid of these things.

00:20:35.000 I think they're going to move the two triangles together, and then it's going to look like the Confederate battle flag.

00:20:40.000 And then two more triangles from the top and bottom will come together and look like the Star of David.

00:20:44.000 Gay Confederacy. 0.97

00:20:45.000 And I'm trying so hard to make these great intellectual points and have deep insight over here.

00:20:50.000 Yeah, and then I added on to it, but he was laughing and didn't hear me, because there was more triangles making the Star of David.

00:20:54.000 Dude, it's gonna happen.

00:20:55.000 There was a big gay Nazi movement in California, like in the 50s, so it could swerve back to like the Confederacy. 0.82

00:21:01.000 All I can hear right now is the Larry David music.

00:21:06.000 I'm with you on the how just well blown my mind came to be.

00:21:09.000 Am I just this old?

00:21:10.000 Is that it?

00:21:11.000 No, you're fatigued.

00:21:12.000 You've got mental fatigue, which is understandable.

00:21:14.000 But how do you handle it?

00:21:15.000 You personally, you write books, you create things on your own.

00:21:18.000 How do you inspire other people?

00:21:19.000 Because this is fatiguing as hell to me.

00:21:20.000 I'm daily like almost terrified.

00:21:24.000 I want you guys to hear the words from Biden himself.

00:21:27.000 Maybe that's why Biden's like this.

00:21:28.000 Can I reassure you all?

00:21:30.000 Please, please.

00:21:31.000 Thanks, everybody.

00:21:32.000 And by the way, say hello to oyster bunnies.

00:21:35.000 Come on up, bunnies. 0.98

00:21:36.000 Get up here so they can see.

00:21:37.000 Oyster bunnies?

00:21:38.000 Wait, can we see the oyster bunnies?

00:21:40.000 Do they come up?

00:21:40.000 Yeah, they do.

00:21:41.000 Do they come up?

00:21:41.000 Oyster bunnies?

00:21:42.000 One's got a pair of glasses on.

00:21:43.000 Is this a Pearls Before Swine joke?

00:21:45.000 Oyster bunnies.

00:21:46.000 He said Easter or something.

00:21:47.000 Oyster bunnies.

00:21:48.000 Oyster bunnies.

00:21:49.000 Biden clearly said oyster bunnies.

00:21:50.000 He does.

00:21:51.000 Wow.

00:21:52.000 I mean, he misspoke, but I mean, there we go.

00:21:54.000 But this is like of my cement.

00:21:55.000 Tell me about the rabbits, Jill.

00:21:57.000 I didn't want to jump right into this story, but I think I will for the next segment because I think there's a strong overlap.

00:22:04.000 This is a story from the Free Press.

00:22:05.000 Quote, I'm 28 and I'm scheduled to die in May.

00:22:09.000 You know why this young woman is going to be killed?

00:22:11.000 Because she's bored. 0.93

00:22:13.000 Geez.

00:22:14.000 Sign me up.

00:22:16.000 You know what?

00:22:16.000 At this point, you're making the case.

00:22:19.000 I need to leave the Earth.

00:22:21.000 I don't like it here anymore.

00:22:22.000 Michael's like, one more oyster bunny.

00:22:23.000 One more triangle, not flat.

00:22:25.000 Alright, let me read this.

00:22:29.000 So, the real reason they say is that she's depressed, but let me read for you.

00:22:33.000 Zaria Turbik, 28, expects to be euthanized in early May.

00:22:37.000 Her plan, she said, is to be cremated.

00:22:38.000 I did not want to burden my partner with having to keep the grave tidy.

00:22:42.000 We have not picked an urn yet, but that will be my new house.

00:22:45.000 And she added an urn emoji.

00:22:47.000 So they said that she was born in- who lives in a Dutch town near the German border, once had ambitions to become a psychiatrist, but she was never able to muster the will to finish school or start a career.

00:22:56.000 She said she was hobbled by her depression and autism and borderline personality disorder.

00:23:00.000 Now she was tired of living despite, she said, being in love with her boyfriend, 40, her boyfriend, a 40-year-old IT programmer.

00:23:06.000 Isn't that borderline?

00:23:07.000 Living in a nice house with their two cats.

00:23:09.000 She recalled her psychiatrist telling her, there's nothing more we can do for you, it's never gonna get any better.

00:23:13.000 Oh my god!

00:23:14.000 Yes.

00:23:15.000 Insanity.

00:23:17.000 And she said, I've always, I was always very clear that if it doesn't get better, I can't do this anymore.

00:23:22.000 Now let's pause real quick.

00:23:23.000 I want to rewind you all back to the only point of my life that mattered when I was on Joe Rogan with Ajay Gaudet and Jack Dorsey.

00:23:30.000 And the point they made to me...

00:23:33.000 The point they made to me was that the reason they were taking all these actions in suspending people and banning people who are critical or insulting to trans people was because of the risk of suicide.

00:23:44.000 I don't know how the same political elements, the same political factions, support these two ideologies at the same time.

00:23:52.000 That you would actually euthanize a 28 year old because she's bored.

00:23:57.000 I get it.

00:23:58.000 It says depression, but she's talking about having a nice house, being in love with a 40 year old IT programmer.

00:24:03.000 It doesn't seem like she wants for anything.

00:24:05.000 She's like, I'm depressed.

00:24:06.000 Well, you have no purpose.

00:24:07.000 You have no goal or no mission, no will. 0.99

00:24:10.000 So here we have governments in Europe and Canada saying we will kill you for the lightest homelessness. 0.99

00:24:15.000 Autism, like minor crippling injuries. 0.99

00:24:19.000 I mean, minor isn't like you lost a foot or something.

00:24:21.000 They told one veteran, like, have you considered medical assistance in dying?

00:24:25.000 And at the same time, they were like, we must ban hate speech because it could lead people to suicide.

00:24:30.000 But here, let me talk about this at length because I think this is something that I think all of us are in a position to help a lot of people because when people are dealing with things like suicidal ideation, depression, you always feel like you're the only one who's had this feeling, right?

00:24:42.000 And when the more people talk about it, the more you're in a position to get help.

00:24:45.000 I know several people who have committed suicide.

00:24:48.000 This is something that I take very seriously and I think should be discussed more.

00:24:51.000 I had Richard Hanania on my show, it's airing this Wednesday, and we talked about this, about the whole slippery slope.

00:24:57.000 And the point he made, and I wish I'd thought of my answer at the time, and I'm thinking, I thought of it after he left, the recording was, he's like, look, I was very depressed in, as a teen, if I was told, you know, it's not going to get better, like, maybe that I should have that option on the table.

00:25:11.000 But I'm like, but that's the whole point, like, when you're in that state, you're of the belief That it never gets better.

00:25:16.000 Heather B. Armstrong, she had a blog called deuce.com. 1.00

00:25:19.000 I just finished her book over the weekend called The Valedictorian of Being Dead, where they tried to basically kill her ten times to reboot her brain.

00:25:27.000 It worked for a bit, but then she took her own life a couple of years ago.

00:25:30.000 Point being, I am very... The thing that the pro-life people get right the most, right, is when you start devaluing the sanctity of life, And when a doctor just in the same way that doctor looks at a kid for five minutes goes, puberty blockers, that's fine.

00:25:44.000 Goodbye.

00:25:45.000 That you're going to be like, I'm depressed.

00:25:46.000 I've been depressed all my life.

00:25:47.000 Well, it's not going to get better here.

00:25:48.000 You want the pill?

00:25:49.000 Whatever.

00:25:50.000 I am terrified as someone who is ostensibly in some context amenable to eugenics.

00:25:56.000 Of where this is going.

00:25:57.000 And it's not a slippery slope.

00:25:59.000 It's an elevator shaft.

00:26:00.000 I think it's like it's terrifying.

00:26:02.000 It's a culmination of what Nietzsche said about God is dead.

00:26:04.000 I mean, his meaning behind it, like there's no God in society.

00:26:07.000 You know, this is bad, which leads to, in my opinion, nihilism, which we're in widespread nihilism.

00:26:12.000 And I think Michael might agree with this.

00:26:15.000 One of my favorite stories is the myth of Sisyphus with Camus.

00:26:19.000 And he deals with this whole topic in the entire essay.

00:26:22.000 Life is absurd.

00:26:23.000 Embrace it.

00:26:24.000 Sisyphus must of course have been happy in his toiling with the boulder.

00:26:28.000 People aren't thinking of this anymore.

00:26:30.000 They're being sold nihilism, which is also attached to materialism.

00:26:33.000 She's happy with her house.

00:26:35.000 This story says when the person walks in to take her life, she might have a coffee first.

00:26:39.000 Sit down, have a coffee.

00:26:41.000 Lay down on the couch. 1.00

00:26:41.000 I'll take your life. 1.00

00:26:43.000 All very nonchalant, which is, in my opinion, that's the peak of what Nietzsche was warning about years ago.

00:26:50.000 Now here we are, totally divorced from God, totally attached to materialism, and we don't have anything.

00:26:55.000 We don't have anything.

00:26:56.000 Can I say one more thing?

00:26:57.000 I'm positive there's more than one person listening to us right now who's had struggles or is struggling with suicide ideation.

00:27:02.000 For sure.

00:27:02.000 So please, if you're listening to this and you've thought about this, just call the hotline and give it a shot, right?

00:27:08.000 There's no downside.

00:27:09.000 Just please do me that favor because there's no downside, but there's a possibility they can help you.

00:27:14.000 So if someone out there is listening and hoping for a sign that someone is hearing them, let that be And it's cliche to say it though, but you're not the only person.

00:27:23.000 I've gone through that.

00:27:24.000 I know that feeling.

00:27:25.000 If they have a name for it, it's not unique to you.

00:27:26.000 Right.

00:27:26.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:27:27.000 And, and get ripped.

00:27:29.000 Get ripped.

00:27:30.000 Start working out.

00:27:31.000 Get in the sunlight too.

00:27:32.000 For, I'm half joking.

00:27:34.000 I want it to sound fun, but a lot of depression, not all of it, but a lot of it, you can cure through exercise, running, walking.

00:27:40.000 Yes.

00:27:40.000 And if you're a male, take magnesium because I think almost every guy's magnesium deficient.

00:27:44.000 That helps your mental health a lot.

00:27:47.000 Magnesium and GABA, G-A-B-A.

00:27:49.000 That's not what I meant.

00:27:50.000 It's like when people have their genes tested, it's like, okay, if we have a kid, the kid's going to have some kind of crippling, definitely going to have stillbirth.

00:27:55.000 That's eugenics. 0.99

00:27:56.000 you were amenable to eugenics, kind of jokingly, but were you meaning like...

00:28:00.000 Not jokingly.

00:28:00.000 You know, because I'm kind of with you, like putting strong genetics together

00:28:03.000 makes strong, robust children.

00:28:04.000 That's not what I meant. It's like when people are like, have their genes tested,

00:28:07.000 it's like, okay, if we have a kid, the kid's going to have some kind of crippling,

00:28:09.000 like, like definitely going to have stillbirth. Like that's eugenics. 1.00

00:28:13.000 Like that's an example of genetics that everyone practices.

00:28:15.000 So people probably feel like my genetics are not worthy to pass on.

00:28:18.000 Yours?

00:28:18.000 No, people probably feel, I have felt like this over throughout my life.

00:28:21.000 But you were in commercials.

00:28:23.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:28:24.000 Someone succeeding can actually be depressed.

00:28:25.000 Like Chris Cornell, Robin Williams.

00:28:28.000 It's so sad to watch these people lose it.

00:28:29.000 Yeah, of course.

00:28:30.000 But like, when they feel like their genetics aren't valuable enough to pass on, like, what do you just get them work out?

00:28:36.000 You get your horizontal gene translation active by working out and getting your genes activated?

00:28:41.000 I want to say something about this.

00:28:43.000 This 40-year-old boyfriend they claim they're in love, and when she was told it doesn't get better, he said, okay, I guess.

00:28:48.000 That's crazy to me.

00:28:49.000 I did a segment on this at 4 p.m.

00:28:51.000 where I basically said, I think the issue is that... I'll give you the quick version of the story.

00:28:55.000 We were driving and we went to the bridge yesterday, because we're about an hour from the Francescachi Bridge.

00:28:59.000 We went and checked it out.

00:29:00.000 Hordes of people everywhere just staring on the waterline, just looking at this disaster.

00:29:06.000 On the way back, I put on some 90s hits and Longview from Green Day came on.

00:29:11.000 And there's that line in the song where he's like, twiddle my thumb just for a bit, you know, I'm watching TV for a couple hours, flip the channels when nothing's on.

00:29:19.000 And I thought to myself, like, this song is basically talking about this guy being like, I'm lazy.

00:29:24.000 And he's saying, I sit around for a couple hours watching TV.

00:29:25.000 And I'm like, but that's literally life right now for millennials and for Gen Z. Sitting in your room on the screen.

00:29:31.000 And I was thinking, You know, where's this guy's dad in Green Day, you know, Billy Jo Armstrong's dad to come in and be like, get off your ass and go out there and get a job or something. 0.92

00:29:39.000 And then I thought about life before TV or with limited TV, when there were very few TV programs on. 0.96

00:29:44.000 Man, when I was a kid, if it was Sunday, you're not watching TV.

00:29:47.000 In Chicago, you're lucky if you can watch Hercules on Sunday.

00:29:51.000 And then maybe at night, you had Simpsons.

00:29:54.000 But during the day, it's like, you better go outside and do something.

00:29:57.000 What I think we're seeing now with this young woman, with many young people in today's generation is, Mom and dad go to work. 0.90

00:30:05.000 Kid goes to school.

00:30:06.000 The kid doesn't learn anything from their parents.

00:30:08.000 So why do we get the bridge disaster?

00:30:10.000 Someone tweeted this out.

00:30:11.000 They said, boomers didn't pass down their knowledge to the next generation.

00:30:14.000 And I'm like, I don't think that's true of every boomer, but I think it is true that boomers went off to work while their kids were at school. 0.76

00:30:20.000 And then when their kids were getting older, they said, what do you want to do with your life, son?

00:30:23.000 Instead of saying, here's what I've done.

00:30:25.000 Let me teach you what I have.

00:30:27.000 So now you're looking at Boeing failures, you're looking at two bridges getting hit, in Oklahoma, but the bridge didn't go down, it got hit by a barge, and this is what someone said, they're like, boomers stopped passing down knowledge the way our previous generations used to. 0.90

00:30:42.000 So I think that's largely true, and it's going to get worse, and what we're going to see is more young people being like, I have no reason to be alive. 1.00

00:30:51.000 Real quick, my final thought is, how could you not be depressed if there is no light at the end of the tunnel?

00:30:57.000 You have nothing to live for, no drive, no passion.

00:31:00.000 Nothing was ever instilled in you as a child as to what your life goals are, so you're just like, I'm bored and there's nothing to do.

00:31:06.000 And there's more.

00:31:07.000 My friend Marsha ran something called Cuddle Parties, right?

00:31:10.000 And you laugh at it, ha ha ha, bunch of people get together, cuddle, okay, whatever.

00:31:13.000 But she's like, human beings need physical contact and this is something that is endemic to us as people.

00:31:18.000 I think what the internet has done has been a positive in the sense that when I was a kid, if you were the weird kid in high school, you were by yourself.

00:31:25.000 Now you can be the weird kid in high school talking to the other weird kid in high school, you have a community.

00:31:28.000 But to your point, everyone would go outside, you'd see other people and talk to other people.

00:31:33.000 If you're in your room all the time and you don't communicate with anybody other than through the computer, that is not psychologically healthy.

00:31:41.000 That is like solitary confinement.

00:31:43.000 And if you get in your room all the time and you do communicate with people but you're still in your room on your computer, that's another kind of depression.

00:31:49.000 It still feels better than not talking to people.

00:31:51.000 I know, yesterday I was going through this, but it's just not the same as being out and about and around people in different environments.

00:31:57.000 There's, uh, people talk about incels, but now there's more commonly femcels, which just means, like, female version of the same thing. 0.98

00:32:04.000 And there were a couple viral videos of literally, like, 20-something-year-old attractive women being like, I have no friends, I don't know how to meet people, so I sit at home all day and I do nothing.

00:32:13.000 And it's just, like, really weird to see.

00:32:15.000 And I'm sorry, it really bothers me if people think that's funny.

00:32:18.000 No, it's not funny. 0.99

00:32:18.000 Because it's like if these are people who are you're allowed to be young and stupid 0.99

00:32:22.000 You know what? 1.00

00:32:22.000 I mean We've all have been and some of us still are 1.00

00:32:24.000 Like if someone is saying I have no friends and and I don't know what to do about it

00:32:28.000 That person is crying for help and I can see the humor in one context

00:32:31.000 But like guys like this is a real problem a skate park like there's so many women that I know in between the ages 1.00

00:32:37.000 of 25 and 35 that don't have kids that are Phenomenal women that would be amazing parents 1.00

00:32:42.000 And I know so many guys that don't have girlfriends.

00:32:45.000 I'm like, what has happened in the last 11 years?

00:32:48.000 How can we undo this?

00:32:50.000 Are we just a lost generation?

00:32:51.000 I don't think people should just give up.

00:32:53.000 No, no.

00:32:54.000 No, Ian, we should absolutely not give up.

00:32:56.000 I think it's this weird...

00:33:00.000 I will say, I don't find it to be coincidental that the same faction of people who think there are too many people believe that climate change is a big problem and also are the ones implementing policies like medical assistance is dying.

00:33:11.000 Clearly they don't like, they think there's too many people.

00:33:14.000 These are the people who are having their children hold posters saying we have 12 years to live because of the climate.

00:33:19.000 Like they're raising kids to not believe in a future.

00:33:21.000 But I think the reality is, people of weak mental fortitude, with no support, are going to fall through the cracks.

00:33:30.000 So it is eugenics, whether intentional or otherwise. 0.95

00:33:32.000 The other thing that, with the rise of podcasts, I'm sure you've all heard this, is that people look at podcasts as friendship simulators.

00:33:38.000 Yep.

00:33:38.000 And I got a lot of, just during COVID, it was me and Dave Smith, we'd alternate as co-hosts on each other's shows or get, one was the host, one was the guest.

00:33:46.000 So many people were like, you helped us get through this.

00:33:48.000 So I think what we do, not to pat ourselves on the, too much smoke on my own ass, but in all seriousness, we forget how many people like this is their friendship group. 0.52

00:33:56.000 I used to listen to Rogan's show in 2017, religiously, him and Ari Shafir, him and Duncan Trussell. 0.81

00:34:01.000 You were on the show, that's when I first saw your work.

00:34:04.000 Those are my friends.

00:34:05.000 I would work alone in my house on mines all day, and it was just Rogan.

00:34:08.000 To think that we could do that, I agree with you.

00:34:10.000 So people say that about Tim Casteiro too, like I meet them on the street and they'll be like, it's like hanging out with my friends, like I turn it on and it's like we're hanging out.

00:34:16.000 And I'm like, it's kind of crazy because I am hanging out with my friends.

00:34:21.000 Yeah.

00:34:21.000 Like, this is literally what we're doing.

00:34:23.000 Like, we got pizza sitting right here, like, who ordered pizza?

00:34:25.000 I've got pizza right here.

00:34:27.000 The only difference is I can't say all the horribly offensive things in my mind.

00:34:30.000 I gotta wait till the cameras turn off.

00:34:32.000 We do that for the members only on Censorship.

00:34:34.000 Yeah, even then I gotta watch out because it's on TV.

00:34:36.000 But it is a major boom in podcasting.

00:34:44.000 Yes, because of the lockdowns and people had friendship simulators also had a major boom in suicides and overdoses.

00:34:53.000 I think everybody you gotta go for a walk.

00:34:57.000 And stop politicizing this.

00:34:59.000 I know you want to be like, oh, it's the Democrats' fault.

00:35:01.000 And I'm not saying you, I mean a lot of people online, because it's very tribal.

00:35:05.000 But it's just like, if someone is a Democrat and they're lonely, I have a lot of sympathy for them.

00:35:11.000 Don't let your tribalism get in the way.

00:35:14.000 The reason why we're seeing the rise in wokeness and a lot of why we see massive support for Trump, people are seeking community.

00:35:22.000 Yes, yes.

00:35:23.000 100%.

00:35:23.000 You're absolutely right.

00:35:24.000 The hyperpolarization is that people want to fit in.

00:35:27.000 So without naming anybody, I'll tell you one of my secrets.

00:35:30.000 And not just community, like this sense of being in an army.

00:35:32.000 Right.

00:35:33.000 I'll tell you one of my secret techniques.

00:35:34.000 You know what it is?

00:35:36.000 Never wash the beanie.

00:35:37.000 Never wash it.

00:35:38.000 Yesterday helps you tomorrow. No sweat. I throw it in the garbage and put on a brand new one every day. I have a box

00:35:44.000 with hundreds Whenever whenever there's without naming any celebrities

00:35:48.000 whenever there's a prominent personality who I'm told is like smack-talking me

00:35:52.000 I immediately tweeted them. I'm a big fan and I love their work. Yes

00:35:55.000 Hey If I know who they are so without dragging anybody there's

00:36:05.000 been a hand so someone just searches through your tweets They'll be able to figure out who you're talking about,

00:36:08.000 right? I Mean, there's probably like seven seventy five to a

00:36:11.000 thousand over the past several years But, uh, like, I think I mentioned this show, like, the guy from Eve 6 was talking smack about me.

00:36:18.000 And when I was a kid, I'm 15 years old, I learned, like, Is that a band?

00:36:23.000 Yeah, they're so good.

00:36:24.000 Inside Out.

00:36:24.000 I'm sorry.

00:36:25.000 Inside Out.

00:36:26.000 I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the ride.

00:36:29.000 the world, wanna put my tender heart in a blender, watch it spin round.

00:36:33.000 How did you miss that?

00:36:34.000 The only Eve I care about is in the Bible.

00:36:35.000 One day, man, I'm through with you.

00:36:38.000 This guy's very lefty.

00:36:40.000 And so he tweeted something about me and my only response was like, someone told me the

00:36:43.000 guy from Eve 6 was making fun of me and I was like, what?

00:36:45.000 I got all excited.

00:36:46.000 And I tweeted, I'm like, I'm a big fan.

00:36:47.000 I can play, me and my friends used to play your songs in the garage.

00:36:50.000 And then he deleted the smack talking tweet.

00:36:53.000 And I was like, I've invited him out several times, but he doesn't want to come out.

00:36:57.000 There are a handful of other people and they're just like passively smacked.

00:37:00.000 They don't know who I am.

00:37:01.000 They're saying to their tribe, it's my college roommates.

00:37:04.000 Like I brought up road goes, I hate that guy.

00:37:05.000 I didn't even ask.

00:37:06.000 Cause I know he doesn't have a reason.

00:37:07.000 Right.

00:37:08.000 Just Rogan's out group.

00:37:09.000 It's an online persona, which you can characterize and hate or love.

00:37:13.000 It's not even the persona, it's just he knows that Tim's bad, and therefore he has this posture that, I hate Tim.

00:37:18.000 That's the persona, but that's- It's not even the persona, it's just the perception.

00:37:22.000 But- Yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:37:23.000 The persona's pretty shitty. 0.93

00:37:24.000 That's another way of talking about it. 0.99

00:37:25.000 Crappy, excuse me.

00:37:25.000 Oh, I mean like when I tweeted that I thought it was funny when we're getting punched in the face and EVERYONE got mad at me.

00:37:30.000 Except for like, the libertarians, a lot of libertarians, so like traditional conservatives, leftists, were really, really mad.

00:37:38.000 And like the more libertarian and post-liberal people were laughing, and man, we love it.

00:37:41.000 Like, have a sense of humor, dude.

00:37:43.000 Calm down.

00:37:43.000 Austin Peterson defended me, saying there is irony in these people voting for policies we warn them about and then suffering the consequences.

00:37:53.000 It's an ironic humor.

00:37:54.000 We don't want it to happen!

00:37:56.000 I want people to start seeing each other as people first.

00:38:00.000 And then I thought that today, and I was like, is that just lame to say?

00:38:03.000 Is that like, duh?

00:38:04.000 Yeah, people say that all the time, but when people get hungry, they become insane animals, so you have to create society as a segment.

00:38:09.000 Don't you think that most people, I would say majority, not only lack empathy, but are proud of it?

00:38:14.000 That they don't look at things from other people's perspective?

00:38:16.000 Absolutely.

00:38:16.000 Because I don't want to think like them.

00:38:18.000 What's a Democrat going to tell me that I don't know already?

00:38:20.000 That I don't know the difference between a man and a woman? 1.00

00:38:21.000 It's just like, shut up.

00:38:22.000 Do you think empathy gets people into trouble? 0.56

00:38:24.000 Is that why people have evolved to not express it?

00:38:27.000 It's just frustrating.

00:38:28.000 In this day and age, I think it does.

00:38:31.000 To your group of people.

00:38:32.000 Because if you extend any type of grace to the supposed enemy, then now you're the enemy.

00:38:36.000 But it shouldn't be that way.

00:38:37.000 And I don't even think being able to understand their position is extending grace to them.

00:38:41.000 I want to understand what bin Laden wanted in order to defeat him.

00:38:43.000 Or if I'm the Confederacy, I want to know what the North wants.

00:38:46.000 That's why we study wars.

00:38:47.000 Yes!

00:38:47.000 It's like war history.

00:38:48.000 Their brains just shut down.

00:38:49.000 There's a difference between empathy and sympathy.

00:38:52.000 You empathize with your enemy to understand them.

00:38:53.000 Correct!

00:38:54.000 Sympathizing means I feel good, I feel for you.

00:38:56.000 Yes, exactly.

00:38:57.000 I'm not emotionally attached to you with empathy.

00:38:58.000 Maybe there's a form of emotional attachment, but it's more about emotional understanding.

00:39:02.000 Yes.

00:39:04.000 I guess I shouldn't be surprised if a lot of people have low IQ, they should have low EQ.

00:39:08.000 I guess they're fellows, right?

00:39:09.000 Yeah.

00:39:09.000 But they shouldn't be so proud of it.

00:39:12.000 Yeah, they may champion it.

00:39:13.000 Yeah, it's very odd.

00:39:14.000 You are pushed out for even saying you maybe listen to a certain artist.

00:39:17.000 Right, right.

00:39:17.000 Because they have a perception of that artist.

00:39:19.000 Let's shift back into the political realm here.

00:39:21.000 We have this story.

00:39:22.000 I wanted to do that segment because it's sort of attached to what we're talking about initially, but we'll get back into politics.

00:39:26.000 We have this one, the Postmillennial.

00:39:27.000 Texas judge orders release of illegal immigrants accused of assaulting troops during violent storming of El Paso border.

00:39:34.000 It is the ruling of the court.

00:39:36.000 It is the ruling of the court that all riding participation cases will be released on their own recognizance.

00:39:42.000 Even non-citizens?

00:39:43.000 These are non-citizens, right? 0.74

00:39:44.000 And they'll never come back.

00:39:45.000 They'll be released and they'll never show up for their hearings because... Why would they?

00:39:48.000 They literally attacked our troops to break their wing of this country. 0.61

00:39:52.000 I want you to take this all in and then remember there are J6ers who are still in lockup who have not received trials yet. 1.00

00:39:58.000 Oh my god.

00:40:00.000 Is that true?

00:40:00.000 Yeah.

00:40:01.000 This is one of the things that drives me crazy about Trump and all the MAGA people who hand wave it away.

00:40:06.000 These were his people.

00:40:07.000 These were ride or die for him and he could have done a lot more for them than he did.

00:40:11.000 I think he certainly could have, but I'll throw a little defense in that I don't think anyone

00:40:15.000 understood exactly what was going on. Yeah, but I've done that now. I mean, it's been how long?

00:40:19.000 Oh, sure. I thought you meant like up until then, they would have put him in jail.

00:40:24.000 And not just that, but you know, we talked about this before.

00:40:28.000 It's like, he didn't know what happened.

00:40:31.000 He barely knew what happened on that day.

00:40:32.000 And people assume that what they knew, Trump knew.

00:40:35.000 No, Trump was in the beast.

00:40:36.000 He had security detail.

00:40:37.000 He was the active president.

00:40:37.000 I'm fine with that.

00:40:38.000 Yes, I agree with you.

00:40:40.000 But certainly, I don't know.

00:40:42.000 What do you think he could do?

00:40:44.000 to be honest, pay some legal bills, talk more about them.

00:40:47.000 You're doing more in many cases, because you're sitting here being like, I remember, let me

00:40:52.000 bring up Meghan McCain again, because there's a very, don't ever, ever get inebriated and

00:40:56.000 spend the weekend watching Meghan McCain review compilations. No, I want to. It'll be

00:41:00.000 a terrible idea. 0.99

00:41:02.000 But one of the points was there was some stupid segment and Whoopi Goldberg was like, what do you think about like chocolates for Easter? 0.99

00:41:07.000 And she goes, yeah, I don't know about chocolates for Easter, but Alexei Navalny is in a gulag right now. 0.99

00:41:11.000 He's being tortured and people who are for the First Amendment don't care.

00:41:15.000 And this is absolutely outrageous that this is happening.

00:41:17.000 So that's what I think about Easter chocolates.

00:41:19.000 And Whoopi just paused and goes...

00:41:20.000 Okay.

00:41:21.000 But she had a point, right?

00:41:22.000 So the fact that you have your platform, you're like, guys, this January 6th thing is still happening.

00:41:27.000 Trump should be talking about this every five minutes.

00:41:29.000 He did.

00:41:30.000 I think he talks about it most rallies these days.

00:41:32.000 I don't think it's anywhere near enough.

00:41:35.000 Sure.

00:41:35.000 But the point is, do something.

00:41:37.000 Are you okay?

00:41:39.000 Allergies.

00:41:39.000 Itching my eye.

00:41:40.000 I would love to see him.

00:41:42.000 I'm signaling to you, Michael.

00:41:43.000 No, no, no.

00:41:43.000 Defend Trump.

00:41:44.000 Defend Trump.

00:41:46.000 He could be doing more.

00:41:47.000 I really think he could be doing more.

00:41:48.000 And the Republicans as a whole as well.

00:41:50.000 But they don't care about these people.

00:41:51.000 Marjorie Taylor Greene certainly does. 0.60

00:41:53.000 Correct.

00:41:54.000 I'm talking about the Republican establishment.

00:41:57.000 She doesn't count as a Republican.

00:41:59.000 She counts as an actual fighter. 1.00

00:42:01.000 I love that crazy woman. 1.00

00:42:03.000 I forget the gentleman, the guy's name who does the walk away movement. 0.94

00:42:06.000 Schrock.

00:42:07.000 He was here in Schrock.

00:42:08.000 He was talking about how, you know, people don't even talk about a lot of the J6ers were forced into saying and signing papers saying that they were violent offenders. 1.00

00:42:16.000 Right.

00:42:16.000 When they weren't.

00:42:17.000 And there's proof that they weren't.

00:42:18.000 And that's another thing that people could be talking about more, especially Trump.

00:42:21.000 Be like, because people are like, pardon them.

00:42:23.000 Then they'll say we can't because they're violent.

00:42:25.000 But then in reality, a lot of them sign things I'm glad a lot of conservatives over 2020 to now have a better understanding of the legal system and how deranged it often is and how laws, like Kyle Rittenhouse was a great way of calling, I think, for a lot of people.

00:42:38.000 What's happening in New York, Daniel Perry, he was either the victim or the perpetrator.

00:42:45.000 Perry's the guy that choked out the homeless guy who was trying to kill people.

00:42:48.000 Oh, Penny.

00:42:48.000 Perry is the guy in Austin who had the far leftist No, I met the New York guy.

00:42:55.000 I met the New York guy.

00:42:55.000 The point is, like, the government prosecutes who is a threat to its power and lets everyone else go.

00:43:00.000 It's not objective law.

00:43:02.000 Can we just skip all the patter and jump right to what really matters in this story?

00:43:06.000 What's that?

00:43:07.000 Hitler and World War II.

00:43:10.000 So we have... I'm half kidding.

00:43:13.000 And with the illegal immigrants storming the border, Donald Trump has said he's going to engage in the largest deportation effort ever seen if he wins.

00:43:21.000 Since what?

00:43:23.000 Obama?

00:43:24.000 No, it goes back further than that.

00:43:26.000 To the 1940s.

00:43:27.000 The 50s.

00:43:28.000 Eisenhower.

00:43:29.000 Do you know what it was called?

00:43:30.000 The Japanese internment camps?

00:43:31.000 No, Eisenhower.

00:43:32.000 What?

00:43:32.000 You don't know what it's called?

00:43:34.000 No.

00:43:34.000 I can't say it out loud.

00:43:35.000 It's a slur.

00:43:35.000 Really?

00:43:35.000 Oh, okay.

00:43:36.000 Then don't say it.

00:43:36.000 Eisenhower deportation.

00:43:38.000 Look it up, Ian.

00:43:38.000 Well, so my point is this.

00:43:39.000 We've talked about it before.

00:43:40.000 They're going to claim when Donald Trump begins arresting people who stormed their way into this country.

00:43:47.000 Bro, that's crazy.

00:43:47.000 Can you spell it?

00:43:48.000 No, I'll talk about it.

00:43:49.000 I'll look it up in a second.

00:43:51.000 This is amazing.

00:43:54.000 My point was, we talked about this before.

00:43:56.000 Everyone's Googling it all.

00:43:58.000 Donald Trump is going to be compared to Hitler.

00:44:01.000 They're going to show soldiers rounding up illegal immigrants, federal agents.

00:44:05.000 There's going to be liberals, they're going to be posting videos where they're hiding illegal immigrants in attics.

00:44:10.000 They're going to make the attic the specific point about it.

00:44:13.000 And they're going to, I'm wondering, refugee may be the word they choose to use.

00:44:18.000 Because they're going to try and associate what's happening with the invasion of this country and Trump's attempt to stop the invasion with the Holocaust.

00:44:27.000 And they're going to show pictures and claim everything Trump is doing is what Hitler did.

00:44:32.000 That's my concern about the deportation.

00:44:34.000 So what do you think about Trump's call to make mass deportations?

00:44:37.000 I don't think he has the capacity to do it.

00:44:41.000 So you think he'd try and then ICE would just be like, we don't know?

00:44:45.000 I think this is one of those things.

00:44:47.000 This is the new version of the wall.

00:44:50.000 I know that people, I'm not saying Trump's not better than Biden.

00:44:54.000 I'm not saying the Trump presidency didn't have excellent moments.

00:44:57.000 I'm not saying he's hilarious.

00:44:58.000 I'm just saying that in terms, and I know there's reasons for this.

00:45:02.000 But in terms of delivering on his promises, he was fighting two establishment parties against him.

00:45:09.000 So for him to be able to pull this off is going to take a lot of work and I think the vast majority of Republicans who are at the bond paid for by the Chamber of Commerce and corporations are not going to go for this in the slightest.

00:45:24.000 How do you go back to Maine as Susan Collins and sell this?

00:45:27.000 How do you pull off the operation?

00:45:29.000 I can see them letting him do it, get some really nice photo ops of him just tearing children away from their parents, make him look like Hitler, and then play shell games behind his back. 0.87

00:45:37.000 Be like, oh yeah, we're doing it, and not doing anything about it.

00:45:39.000 But they don't even need the photos to happen.

00:45:41.000 They'll just take any photo and say it was him.

00:45:43.000 Exactly.

00:45:43.000 Elian Gonzalez.

00:45:45.000 If he tries it, they'll make him look like Obama.

00:45:47.000 The cages!

00:45:47.000 Who built the cages, Joe?

00:45:48.000 I tried telling a guy... 1.00

00:45:51.000 The Trump derangement story I told about MGM when the guy was yelling, these idiots, they support Trump. 1.00

00:45:56.000 He mentions the kids in cages. 1.00

00:46:00.000 I actually lived just slightly north of Homestead in Florida, where those facilities were.

00:46:05.000 And I was like, that was under Obama.

00:46:06.000 He's like, no, it wasn't, you're lying.

00:46:08.000 I'm like, well, you know.

00:46:09.000 Not just wrong, lying.

00:46:10.000 Right.

00:46:11.000 Here's the other thing.

00:46:12.000 I'm going to put this out there because I think conservatives understand you can't put anything past Joe Biden and his machine.

00:46:18.000 But at the same time, we say, blah, blah, blah.

00:46:20.000 If Trump wins, right, in 2024, he wins November, whatever, 5th, I don't know what the date is of Election Day this year, he's inaugurated January 20th, Biden has two months to have a blanket amnesty with a Democratic Senate, and why wouldn't he?

00:46:35.000 Look how much the Democrats got away with, like, on Jan 6th, like, just, like, that was one day that they were then to use and politicize for all these years.

00:46:42.000 If I was Trump, I'd keep my mouth shut until I'm in the White House and then do the deportations.

00:46:46.000 But if you're telling the Democratic establishment, if I become president, I'm going to do this, they're going to be like, we had to give them an amnesty.

00:46:53.000 It's Trump's fault.

00:46:53.000 That's my issue with his tactics.

00:46:55.000 A general issue I've taken with his tactics is he speaks a lot too much in my opinion.

00:46:59.000 And I think a really good commander of the U.S.

00:47:02.000 military would have his mouth shut, act when needed.

00:47:04.000 I want him to be a bulldozer.

00:47:06.000 I think they're going to offer up amnesty.

00:47:09.000 It's already been reported that advisors to Biden have talked to Politico or whatever and said amnesty is being considered for many of these individuals.

00:47:17.000 And then what happens is 2025 Donald Trump announces he is undoing the amnesty and then the Democrats come out.

00:47:24.000 He's stripping citizenship now.

00:47:27.000 Yeah.

00:47:27.000 Which is unconstitutional.

00:47:28.000 Here's the other thing.

00:47:29.000 If all these people are in Texas, it's Texas gun laws that are at fault for all these murders, right? 0.84

00:47:35.000 That's what the argument's gonna be.

00:47:36.000 Oh, you mean if they give a bunch of illegal, violent criminals that came here illegally guns and then they start terrorizing them?

00:47:41.000 Or just give them citizenship and a right to be here.

00:47:42.000 We can't give people guns! 0.96

00:47:43.000 Look what's happening!

00:47:44.000 That's how it's going to play out.

00:47:45.000 We cannot soften amnesty.

00:47:48.000 It's not just to declare amnesty on a bunch of criminal aliens right now.

00:47:52.000 It is not.

00:47:52.000 People don't appreciate to what extent the regime is capable of 4D chess.

00:47:58.000 They're really pretty good at it. 0.99

00:48:00.000 Like, they think because Biden's this, like, again, corpse, that the people behind him, they're all stupid, and maybe they're all stupid in the sense of they don't have common sense, but in terms of effecting political change, they've been at it for a very long time. 0.99

00:48:11.000 I've been saying, if you think there is no 2020 foreshadow campaign, I gotta be honest with you. 0.99

00:48:15.000 Right, yes, yeah, yeah.

00:48:16.000 Well, and then the bridge collapsed.

00:48:18.000 Yes, yes, unfortunately, but that's not my problem, you bought it, I got your money.

00:48:21.000 I'm worried.

00:48:22.000 I'm worried that the news is so slow right now, you know, like there's not a lot of things happening.

00:48:26.000 That it's like the ocean receding before the big wave comes.

00:48:28.000 Because there's a lot of stuff happening, either symbolic or actually happening behind the scenes.

00:48:33.000 Have you seen these videos of the tidal waves?

00:48:36.000 Yeah, I've seen some.

00:48:36.000 It's remarkable.

00:48:37.000 It's crazy.

00:48:38.000 I think that's us right now.

00:48:39.000 I think we're so deranged as a country because we've been stuck in campaign season since 2014.

00:48:43.000 It's been like a decade of Trump non-stop.

00:48:45.000 I'm also concerned that they're going to switch him out with Hillary.

00:48:47.000 Oh, I think it's going to be Whitmer.

00:48:48.000 No way.

00:48:48.000 they're getting washed away. I think that's us right now.

00:48:50.000 Yeah. I think we're so deranged as a country because we've been stuck in

00:48:53.000 campaign season since 2014. Since like it's been like a decade of Trump non-stop.

00:48:58.000 I'm also concerned that they're gonna switch him out with Hillary.

00:49:01.000 Oh, I think it's gonna be Whitmer.

00:49:03.000 No way. Whitmer can't tell Hillary no. I don't think Hillary's gonna do it because she knows she's too toxic. 1.00

00:49:09.000 Hillary knows she's too toxic. 1.00

00:49:11.000 Really.

00:49:11.000 Hillary has that self-awareness.

00:49:13.000 Well, I think she knows that she won't be able to get in because of her perception.

00:49:16.000 She's Gollum.

00:49:17.000 She is.

00:49:18.000 She is.

00:49:19.000 And Whitmer is too.

00:49:20.000 Hey, that's offensive.

00:49:21.000 It's Smeagol.

00:49:22.000 Whitmer is too, but I think my idea is... I used to think it was Newsom because he was like the golden child.

00:49:27.000 He can wait.

00:49:28.000 He can wait his roll.

00:49:29.000 I could see them... It's going to be Hillary and Newsom.

00:49:31.000 I could see Whitmer because I can see her making a sympathetic character.

00:49:33.000 Do you think it's going to be Clinton and Newsom 2024?

00:49:35.000 Yes.

00:49:35.000 That's the plan B. I would bet... If they have to pull Biden out, that's the plan B. It's a smart move for them.

00:49:41.000 There was a poll I did... I would just say one more point.

00:49:44.000 I've been saying this as much as possible because I hope that the more I say it, the less likely it is to become real.

00:49:49.000 I just put it out there, you know what I mean?

00:49:50.000 Well, you're manifesting.

00:49:51.000 I'm manifesting it.

00:49:53.000 So there was a poll that found something like, I think 38% of people, only 38% of people

00:50:00.000 believe Biden will make it to the end of a second term.

00:50:03.000 And the majority of people polled believe Kamala Harris will be president if Biden wins

00:50:07.000 2024.

00:50:08.000 I don't, I don't know why I should believe that Biden could make it to the end of this

00:50:12.000 year.

00:50:13.000 And I wish him the best.

00:50:14.000 I do.

00:50:14.000 I want him health and comfort and happiness in his family and he should go retire.

00:50:18.000 Or Trump.

00:50:19.000 He's no spring chicken.

00:50:20.000 He's a heavy dude.

00:50:20.000 I mean, I wish nothing but health for him.

00:50:22.000 He can at least make somewhat of a sentence.

00:50:25.000 Trump's spry.

00:50:27.000 Yeah, but things happen all the time to people at that age.

00:50:30.000 Come on.

00:50:30.000 I want to know how many people think Biden's alive right now.

00:50:33.000 I'm one of those people.

00:50:34.000 He's not alive right now.

00:50:35.000 I don't think this is... There's like a White House necromancer who's just sweating his ass off, straining, like, I'm trying so hard! 0.51

00:50:42.000 I think it's a network of people.

00:50:44.000 It could be animatronics, deepfakes, green screens.

00:50:46.000 Who would be most likely, if you had to guess, who in politics is most likely to be a literal necromancer?

00:50:53.000 I don't know her.

00:50:53.000 Pelosi.

00:50:56.000 Her husband thing was like a ritual. 0.61

00:50:58.000 It probably has underground caverns.

00:51:00.000 I love how he's like, that was Pelosi.

00:51:02.000 Like immediately.

00:51:03.000 It's like Family Feud.

00:51:04.000 Who's the necromancer?

00:51:05.000 Oh, Pelosi.

00:51:06.000 And I love Nancy, don't get me wrong.

00:51:07.000 And she's been in for a long time, so it could just be natural.

00:51:08.000 No, no, no.

00:51:09.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:51:10.000 I got it.

00:51:11.000 It could be Elaine Chao.

00:51:12.000 I don't know her.

00:51:13.000 Mitch McConnell's wife.

00:51:14.000 Ooh.

00:51:15.000 Because that's why he's freezing, because the spell's not working every so often.

00:51:18.000 She's working behind the scenes.

00:51:19.000 Have you seen those videos of the people kind of puppeteering behind politicians in Congress?

00:51:24.000 No.

00:51:25.000 Where they're like whispering behind them.

00:51:27.000 By the way, that's because they have a sprint.

00:51:29.000 To your point about the Russians with the brain-frying thing, are we going to talk about that? 0.98

00:51:34.000 Please.

00:51:35.000 I want to talk about something else real quick.

00:51:39.000 Okay, so, um, in seven days, there's going- Seven days.

00:51:43.000 In seven days. 0.87

00:51:44.000 In seven days to die. 0.53

00:51:45.000 The sun will go dark.

00:51:46.000 It's awesome.

00:51:47.000 A dark shadow will sweep across this nation.

00:51:49.000 And the blood moon rises.

00:51:51.000 Starting with Eagle Pass, actually.

00:51:52.000 The eclipse is going to go directly over Eagle Pass.

00:51:56.000 So it'll be pure darkness.

00:51:59.000 Where we are in West Virginia, we're gonna get like 80 to 90% where you can see, it's really fun, I don't know if you've ever been in a partial eclipse where you can see little moons on the ground, like little crescents.

00:52:06.000 Is that right?

00:52:07.000 Yeah.

00:52:07.000 Oh, that's cool.

00:52:08.000 So what happens is when the moon blocks the sun, partially, Then there's a crescent shape of light beaming through, and when the focal points go through like the leaves of trees or whatever, on the ground you see a bunch of little moon shapes everywhere.

00:52:23.000 It's crazy.

00:52:23.000 Am I going to be able to see it when I'm in Japan, or is it only North America?

00:52:26.000 Only North America.

00:52:26.000 You're not going to see it.

00:52:28.000 I'll get the next one.

00:52:29.000 But, apparently CERN is firing up on the same day, and NASA is launching three rockets into the solar eclipse next week.

00:52:36.000 And so, uh, the conspiracy universe is on fire right now.

00:52:40.000 Does it say the name of the rockets in this?

00:52:41.000 Isn't it Apep, after the Egyptian god of chaos? 1.00

00:52:45.000 Uh, is it really?

00:52:46.000 I'm pretty sure.

00:52:47.000 Don't quote me yet, but I'm pretty sure.

00:52:49.000 Which is lined up with, like, the Lockheed Martin spy satellites, where it's like the patches say, the better the devil you know, or nothing beyond our reach.

00:52:55.000 But I'm pretty sure Apep, A-P-E-P, is one of the things that these rockets are named after.

00:53:00.000 Not in this article.

00:53:00.000 Oh, interesting.

00:53:01.000 The last time the CERN was fired off, the Guidestones blew up and Shinzo Abe was assassinated.

00:53:07.000 Was that like right before Trump became president?

00:53:09.000 No, this was only two years ago.

00:53:10.000 Okay, so all three of them are called APEP rockets.

00:53:12.000 APEP rockets, which is the Egyptian god for, I believe, chaos. 1.00

00:53:15.000 APEP?

00:53:16.000 Yes, it's the snake that eats the sun every day.

00:53:18.000 Right.

00:53:19.000 I think that's it.

00:53:20.000 APEP, yes.

00:53:20.000 Really?

00:53:21.000 Yes.

00:53:21.000 Also known as Apophis.

00:53:23.000 Totally cool.

00:53:24.000 It's totally cool.

00:53:24.000 I mean, NASA only hired all the Nazis after World War II, and they're totally cool.

00:53:28.000 They're totally fine.

00:53:29.000 I'm not sure they're doing anything symbolic and evil up there.

00:53:31.000 They definitely hired a lot of Nazis after World War II.

00:53:33.000 They definitely did.

00:53:34.000 Project Paperclip.

00:53:35.000 Yes.

00:53:35.000 They're launching the three ro- Wait, wait, hold on.

00:53:38.000 Yes.

00:53:39.000 This is intentional.

00:53:39.000 APEP EATS THE SUN?!

00:53:41.000 And they're firing APEP rockets at the eclipse?!

00:53:43.000 Yes.

00:53:44.000 That's why the- The Egyptian Book of the Dead is- The official name is the Book of Coming-Forth-By-Day.

00:53:50.000 And maybe they've noticed solar interference at Saturn.

00:53:53.000 You know about Keck meme magic in 2016, right?

00:53:54.000 Yes.

00:53:56.000 This is, we live in a simulation.

00:53:58.000 This is the final season.

00:53:59.000 I hope you guys are ready for the final season.

00:54:01.000 It's not the final season.

00:54:02.000 How many more seasons are there?

00:54:04.000 I don't know, but this isn't it.

00:54:05.000 Final season is Black Pill stuff.

00:54:06.000 I have optimism.

00:54:07.000 I'm not saying the final season is bad.

00:54:10.000 We still have to see Fetterman in the White House.

00:54:13.000 That's definitely going to happen.

00:54:15.000 It's season zero.

00:54:16.000 It's going to happen all over again.

00:54:17.000 You're watching Earth.

00:54:19.000 And this is the great climax of the final season, and then they might relaunch, they'll reboot Earth with like, Earth Rebooted, and it'll be starring Fetterman or something.

00:54:27.000 Starring Fetterman, Earth 2, the final reboot.

00:54:30.000 It'll be on Netflix in tipples black.

00:54:34.000 He wears all white.

00:54:35.000 Played by Trudeau.

00:54:35.000 Final season doesn't mean bad things happen.

00:54:38.000 It means this is when the hero wins, the story is resolved, and we live happily ever after.

00:54:41.000 So like, Donald Trump is gonna be riding that velociraptor with the machine gun, like in those pictures, you know what I mean?

00:54:46.000 Out of the eclipse.

00:54:48.000 To stop the rockets.

00:54:49.000 Okay, can I just pause real quick and say, this is actually really crazy that the rockets are called APEC and they're being fired at the sun.

00:54:55.000 Is APEC an acronym for something, or are they named after the god?

00:54:58.000 I'm sure they made up an acronym for it.

00:54:59.000 They're Atmospheric Perturbation Around Eclipse Path Rockets.

00:55:03.000 They did that on purpose!

00:55:05.000 Symbolic evil.

00:55:06.000 If I can take my tinfoil hat off.

00:55:09.000 No.

00:55:09.000 He's not really called Apep.

00:55:11.000 It's really called like Apopsis.

00:55:12.000 Like Apep is not really the name.

00:55:14.000 Okay.

00:55:14.000 But Apep is close enough for me.

00:55:16.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:55:17.000 Apeppy or Apep.

00:55:18.000 I think it's a few different versions of this.

00:55:20.000 Apep's the name. 0.99

00:55:21.000 No, there's three different names, and the most common is, like, Apopsis.

00:55:23.000 It's not Ape- It's Apophis.

00:55:25.000 Yeah.

00:55:25.000 Apophis.

00:55:26.000 That's Greek, though.

00:55:27.000 Apep- Apep is Egyptian. 1.00

00:55:28.000 Apophis is Greek.

00:55:29.000 Same- Same- Same deity.

00:55:30.000 Same god.

00:55:31.000 He's also not a big deal in Egyptian mythology.

00:55:33.000 Right, he battles- Well, I- Have you seen that movie?

00:55:36.000 Gods of Egypt, or whatever it was called?

00:55:37.000 No.

00:55:38.000 With, uh, it's where, like, the- I can barely remember the movie.

00:55:42.000 Set steals the power of Ra, or whatever.

00:55:44.000 No, no, no, not Ra, of, uh- Yes, that would be Ra.

00:55:46.000 Horus?

00:55:46.000 Or Cyrus?

00:55:47.000 No, Horus, I think.

00:55:48.000 Horus is the hawk.

00:55:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:51.000 And he has, like, they made a movie about this where, like, the hot guy flies around and then he goes up to a chariot or something in space and, like, Ra is there and chasing a giant Apophis or something.

00:56:00.000 Yes, that's correct.

00:56:01.000 That's what happens every day.

00:56:02.000 The Apophis eats the sun and then the sun, it becomes, it becomes nighttime and then every morning he gets defeated.

00:56:07.000 They made a movie.

00:56:09.000 I do think that the sun causes disturbance feedback in CERN, so they're probably waiting for a moment to block out the sun.

00:56:15.000 The moon has the magnetic torsion to it because of its makeup of iron, so they could be using that as a shielding mechanism.

00:56:22.000 That they're putting rockets up to watch atmospheric disturbance while it's happening.

00:56:25.000 I wonder what time they're firing CERN up.

00:56:28.000 Are they waiting for that exact moment?

00:56:30.000 3.33, I don't know.

00:56:30.000 They have some weird time, I think, for all these things.

00:56:32.000 But they also found a ghost particle, they call it, in CERN recently.

00:56:36.000 What's it called?

00:56:37.000 I think they call it the ghost particle.

00:56:39.000 Just like they were looking for the Higgs boson, the god particle.

00:56:41.000 They found it.

00:56:42.000 Supposedly.

00:56:43.000 I've got bad news for you, Michael.

00:56:44.000 What?

00:56:45.000 So, this is a simulation, and we are just ancillary radio characters in the background when the main character is going on his adventure.

00:56:53.000 Who's the main character?

00:56:55.000 Trump, probably.

00:56:56.000 Do you just get to pick your guy when you start?

00:56:57.000 I think we're all the main guy.

00:56:58.000 Trump's the main guy, and like...

00:57:01.000 You know when you I mentioned this before it's like when you play Fallout and you have post-apocalyptic radio with Three Dog and like we're Three Dog we're just in the background talking about stuff and the main character is out there somewhere listening.

00:57:11.000 If this is a season like you're saying it would be Trump because the whole world shut down to destroy him.

00:57:16.000 You need to meet the elves my friend and then you'll be singing a different song.

00:57:21.000 DMT and smoking DMT, but really about geometry and about the Kabbalah, about the tree of life, about the pattern, the way the energy flows around the tree of life and the Kabbalah, and how if you can understand the language, and they're talking about this like ancient language, God would make vibrational sounds and they would see shapes, like cymatic shapes, and then they'd write those shapes down and equate those shapes to the noise that they'd heard, and that's their alphabet.

00:57:43.000 So like, if you can memorize the sound meaning, then when you go into the DMT realm and they show you all these geometric shapes, you know what it's saying.

00:57:52.000 Oh.

00:57:53.000 Okay, wait.

00:57:53.000 Michael, have you met the elves?

00:57:55.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:57:56.000 But Ian, that was kind of circuitous, what you just said, and at first I'm like, okay, this is Ian going full Ian, and then you actually ended up in the correct, in a very smart place, which you often do.

00:58:06.000 So I have to think about what you just said, because that's really kind of interesting.

00:58:08.000 Thank you for waiting till the last minute.

00:58:10.000 I'm like that shadow guy in Final Fantasy VI.

00:58:12.000 If only when the mountain in the island is falling and you think everything's about to end, if you wait till the very last second, he jumps onto the ship with you, and then he joins you for the rest of the game.

00:58:19.000 There's a VI?

00:58:21.000 Have you seen The Elves?

00:58:22.000 It was actually three.

00:58:24.000 I'm not going to talk about felonies on this show.

00:58:26.000 Is it a felony?

00:58:27.000 Yes.

00:58:28.000 I mean there's spiraling patterns.

00:58:30.000 Well, I heard of a guy one time on a podcast.

00:58:34.000 I read, Vice had an article about this.

00:58:36.000 A guy wrote about doing DMT and he said that he met a purple woman.

00:58:40.000 You can just Google it and find the article, whatever.

00:58:42.000 And then, I don't know the full story, I can barely remember it, but he said, like, afterwards, he was talking to his friend, who also had done DMT, and he asked his friend what it was like, and he says he often talks to his purple woman, and the dude started freaking out, because he was like, the purple woman I met said she knew one of my friends.

00:58:58.000 I can go on about this at length, but one of the things, just completely, I'm not saying this as a mean to you, non-Ian perspective is, all these people who consume this or inhale the substance are having similar experiences and they don't have a scientific explanation of why, because it's very specific.

00:59:17.000 Yeah.

00:59:18.000 What do you think it is?

00:59:19.000 Extended state DMT is ongoing.

00:59:20.000 What's that?

00:59:21.000 Extended state DMT experience.

00:59:22.000 Yeah.

00:59:23.000 Where people are put in beds and they put an IV drip DMT to put them in this state for hours.

00:59:28.000 Many, many.

00:59:29.000 I don't know the extent of it.

00:59:30.000 What if this is like, you know, have you seen Rick and Morty's playing Roy?

00:59:34.000 You know, it's a fairly common science fiction theme, but they basically go to Space Dave and Busters and they play a game called Roy, where you put on this headset and then you live a full normal Monday life.

00:59:46.000 And then he like, he lives to be 80 and then dies and then takes off the helmet.

00:59:50.000 And he's like, I'm Roy, I'm Morty.

00:59:53.000 And hey, you just bought, you sold guns to, like he comes back to him.

00:59:57.000 What if that's all it is?

00:59:58.000 And when you take DMT, you're basically forcing the headset off.

01:00:02.000 And so, like, everyone's sitting around you, and you're playing this video game, and then all of a sudden, your headset's coming off.

01:00:06.000 Like, what are you doing?

01:00:07.000 What are you doing?

01:00:07.000 All you see is, like, binary.

01:00:09.000 You see electrical current.

01:00:10.000 You're like, this is making no sense.

01:00:11.000 But if you understand what the impulses actually are telling the machine to tell you, then you can, like, read the current.

01:00:17.000 I think it dissolves the veil between this and whatever else is out there.

01:00:21.000 I haven't done DMT, but I've spent many years doing a lot of other things.

01:00:24.000 And on some of those things, I was in other places, whether it was more pattern-based places or places with kind of like Machine Elves, but I don't think I'd call them that from the descriptions I heard of Machine Elves.

01:00:34.000 But I think you just are able to trespass into a place you're not usually allowed in.

01:00:39.000 And if you're lucky, you come back.

01:00:41.000 What say you, Michael Mannis?

01:00:42.000 Well said.

01:00:42.000 Thank you.

01:00:43.000 Well, I think you're already in there, but you don't maybe allowed, like, because it'll try and twist your brain away from it.

01:00:49.000 You know, your brain's got this built in, like, defense mechanism where it doesn't want to see it almost, where it's like, you got to ignore that part of it for now to survive.

01:00:56.000 It's also like trying to explain a cube to a two dimensional being, right?

01:01:01.000 Interesting.

01:01:02.000 Well, the stories I've heard are that there are demons who will offer you the deal.

01:01:06.000 I've heard that.

01:01:08.000 That they've been approached by entities who will say, I'll give you access to great knowledge and it's a deal.

01:01:15.000 Accept the deal.

01:01:16.000 Yes.

01:01:16.000 What do I get?

01:01:17.000 You get all these great things.

01:01:17.000 What do you want in exchange?

01:01:18.000 Don't worry about it.

01:01:19.000 That's the general idea that multiple people have told me that and different people who don't know each other who are, but, but these are people who are Christian and have also done DMT.

01:01:30.000 So you think that you're going to say something cool?

01:01:32.000 I was going to say, on the other hand, there are people who think that once you break that veil, you can become kind of a so-called chiropractor of reality and kind of nudge things into the way that they're supposed to be.

01:01:46.000 What does that mean?

01:01:47.000 Like, like Neo and the Matrix?

01:01:49.000 Kind of.

01:01:50.000 So you can, like, bend reality?

01:01:53.000 Like, you can bring Berenstain Bears back.

01:01:54.000 No, just kind of like if things are wrong, like you're empowered to kind of shift them and have them in a more

01:02:01.000 positive and aligned direction.

01:02:03.000 What if it was always Berenstain Bears, but then the Large Hadron Collider shattered reality a little bit and then it's

01:02:07.000 like, turned the A into an E and now we're all just supposed to

01:02:09.000 accept it?

01:02:10.000 I just had this actually happen over, like, yesterday.

01:02:13.000 I was with my friend, Michael Wolf, who's a strength coach, and he has a dog, and his dog... Love that guy.

01:02:20.000 Yeah, the dog's name's Chops.

01:02:22.000 Great dog.

01:02:23.000 And I had remembered, and I still have no expression for this, that he had done a DNA test on the dog, and the dog is very big and has a great day in coloration.

01:02:30.000 It's like black on the back with a white chest and white feet.

01:02:33.000 I don't know any other dog that looks like a Great Dane.

01:02:37.000 I don't have that many dog friends.

01:02:38.000 back to something else and there's no Great Dane and he goes I've never had

01:02:41.000 this dog DNA tested I go I don't know any other dog that looks like a Great

01:02:44.000 Dane I don't have the many dog friends I'm positive we had this conversation

01:02:47.000 because it was so odd that this dog is not Park Right Dane goes I don't want to

01:02:51.000 know what he is I mean he's clearly partly Great Dane like what and I'm like

01:02:56.000 Like, I have no explanation.

01:02:56.000 Do you think sometimes false memories come from dreams?

01:02:58.000 You don't rethink?

01:02:59.000 Yeah.

01:03:00.000 Or it could be some kind of sliding, like, like, you know, like the very thin.

01:03:04.000 I don't know.

01:03:05.000 Something else you said.

01:03:06.000 Sliding, yeah.

01:03:07.000 I have no explanation for this.

01:03:09.000 You just reminded me that Aleister Crowley also summoned a demon on April 8th.

01:03:12.000 Crowley.

01:03:12.000 Crowley, sorry.

01:03:13.000 Crowley sounds so much better.

01:03:17.000 I just lost an auction for one of his signed books.

01:03:19.000 Someone paid 11 grand for it.

01:03:20.000 So, oh my goodness.

01:03:21.000 Do you know what I'm talking about though?

01:03:22.000 When he summoned the demon on April 8th, which is the same day they're doing all this stuff?

01:03:25.000 What?

01:03:26.000 No, I don't know this story.

01:03:27.000 He claims to have talked to a demon for three days.

01:03:30.000 I'll look it up.

01:03:30.000 It's called divorce court.

01:03:33.000 What if the reality is the higher power, be it whatever you'd like to call it, does play an active role in the universe, but we can't perceive it when it happens?

01:03:42.000 I think that's true.

01:03:42.000 And we all shift along with it.

01:03:44.000 I think that's true.

01:03:45.000 We are pieces of the universe, right?

01:03:47.000 We're all comprised of the matter of the universe, we eat it, it becomes us, our bodies are of it.

01:03:53.000 So if there is a shift to the whole universe, we are a component, we shift along with it.

01:03:56.000 Yeah, but we're also changing the universe with our own shape.

01:04:00.000 So like, if we're like part of the membrane of reality that's vibrating and causing the shapes as we know it, not only is the universe vibrating and causing us to change shape, we are influencing that vibration with our behavior, and then causing the entire subsystem, or macro, whatever you want to call it, super system, to change.

01:04:16.000 This isn't a gotcha question.

01:04:21.000 It sounded like a gotcha question.

01:04:22.000 But your life and what you're doing with this show, in a way, is indistinguishable if life was a simulation and you're a video game.

01:04:29.000 It's kind of insane what this show is, right?

01:04:32.000 Presidential candidates come here, you just talk to them, blah, blah, blah.

01:04:34.000 You know what I mean?

01:04:35.000 I mean, that must be a simulation, I guess.

01:04:39.000 But it's indistinguishable.

01:04:40.000 It's just so crazy if you sit down and think about it.

01:04:42.000 But the reality is also this, like, isn't that just life?

01:04:45.000 You know what I mean?

01:04:45.000 Well, sure, sure.

01:04:46.000 We've talked about before, even before the show, just life in general, you have these weird synchronicities you find yourself in.

01:04:52.000 Like, you know, throughout my whole life, there's been just weird moments.

01:04:55.000 Like, how is this happening?

01:04:56.000 Meeting Curvonagant's widow or something like this.

01:04:58.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:58.000 Curvonagant means a lot to me, you know?

01:05:00.000 One thing that I've told this story before, when I was like 15, I was watching a skate video and I was making fun of the skateboarders to my friends who were standing behind me.

01:05:09.000 We were watching. 0.95

01:05:09.000 We're like, ah, these people are losers. 0.95

01:05:11.000 And then like two months, two months later I met them and then I felt really bad. 0.93

01:05:16.000 And I was like, they were really nice to me and they were cheering me on and they were giving me high fives. 0.96

01:05:20.000 And all my friends were sitting there like they knew that I was like this little, you know, just this little dick on the internet. 0.98

01:05:27.000 Right. 0.98

01:05:27.000 And then, but, but here's the thing. 0.98

01:05:29.000 I thought to myself, I was like, wow, that's really embarrassing.

01:05:32.000 I feel bad because these are actually cool kids.

01:05:33.000 Like these are cool people.

01:05:34.000 We should skate together.

01:05:35.000 And then when I was like 18, a similar thing happened where my friends were all hanging out. 0.99

01:05:39.000 We watch a skate video and I'm like, this is the stupidest thing. 0.98

01:05:42.000 I was like, that person's so goofy looking. 0.98

01:05:44.000 And then like a year later they showed up to a skate park I was at and they were like, Hey, cool.

01:05:48.000 Nice to meet you.

01:05:48.000 And I was like, these are the nicest people.

01:05:51.000 And then at that point I'm like 19 and I was like, I will never disparage another stranger again.

01:05:55.000 That lasts a five minutes.

01:06:00.000 In that way though, for no reason, like just trying to be a snarky cool kid who thought I was better and I was gonna insult people.

01:06:07.000 If you can criticize people accurately and you still can maintain kindness, you're not hateful about it, they don't want to be around you.

01:06:13.000 Even if you think they're your like opponents, if you're accurate in your criticism, they hear you, they'll come to you.

01:06:18.000 If it comes from a place of kindness, People talk about having a case of the Mondays.

01:06:22.000 Last Monday, I was flying to New York and the worst way to wake up is when you're on a flight and you hear the person directly behind you on the plane scream, someone please help me.

01:06:33.000 And I look and he had his hands around the person next to him's throat.

01:06:36.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:06:37.000 And I don't know if it's a function of, I've watched too many YouTube airplane freakouts.

01:06:42.000 I'm like, okay, cool, this is happening.

01:06:44.000 And my first thought was, should I film it?

01:06:46.000 Yes.

01:06:46.000 And then I'm like, if I film it, should I yell out, world stop!

01:06:50.000 Yes.

01:06:50.000 But there was no part of me that's like, I'm in trouble.

01:06:54.000 Like I knew this isn't how I die.

01:06:56.000 And it's really weird to have that knowledge.

01:06:58.000 And it's a spoiler alert just to ruin the story.

01:07:01.000 The guy's mom was having a seizure and she wasn't breathing and she's fine now.

01:07:07.000 I've never seen someone have a seizure before.

01:07:08.000 It's very disturbing because there was, it was like a mannequin.

01:07:12.000 Like her face was completely blank.

01:07:13.000 It was, I've never seen anything like it before since.

01:07:15.000 Important PSA to the general public.

01:07:18.000 I went to, I went to What do you call it?

01:07:21.000 There was like a fundraiser event and it was a politician who was raising money for epilepsy awareness.

01:07:27.000 Yeah.

01:07:28.000 And he's had movies and made people think that a seizure is a guy screaming and shaking violently.

01:07:32.000 And he was like, often a seizure will be you're in the middle of talking to someone and they just stop talking.

01:07:38.000 And then everyone's snapping their fingers like, hey, are you still there?

01:07:41.000 And they're not answering you.

01:07:42.000 And then they just all of a sudden go right back into their sentence. 0.66

01:07:46.000 And people will laugh and be like, haha, that was so silly not realizing this person could have just died.

01:07:51.000 So people need to understand that.

01:07:52.000 They rebooted.

01:07:53.000 And by the way, IWAS is the entity that Crowley talked to on April 8th.

01:07:58.000 How do you spell that?

01:07:58.000 A-I-W-A-S-S I think that's how you say it, but I said Crowley wrong, so who knows.

01:08:06.000 Well, I don't know about all that, but we do have some conspiracy theories for you that we should get into now.

01:08:10.000 We have this from the Daily Mail.

01:08:12.000 Ex-National Security Advisor John Bolton, we trust him, warns Russia is very likely behind Havana syndrome amid fears it's being used as energy weapon as he claims it isn't being taken seriously.

01:08:25.000 As soon as John Bolton comes out and claims it's Russia, I immediately say it's probably not.

01:08:28.000 But the story is that 60 Minutes ran a story where they said they had a whistleblower claiming that Russia has energy weapons.

01:08:37.000 They park cars near U.S.

01:08:40.000 intelligence agents' domiciles or places of work.

01:08:44.000 And the people report hearing things like a marble rolling down steel or a ringing.

01:08:50.000 And then, all of a sudden, over a period of time, they start becoming dizzy.

01:08:54.000 They they they their brain can't process stairs anymore.

01:08:57.000 They become light sensitive and have to wear special glasses.

01:09:00.000 One woman said she went to the doctor and got a brain scan and the doctor said there are holes in your brain like that have just developed like rather rapidly.

01:09:09.000 So the question is.

01:09:10.000 Do Russian spies have weapons to scramble the brains of humans?

01:09:14.000 This isn't the first time I've heard of something like this, because I know there are these compilations of people, and I know Judge Judy is one of them, where, like, there's newscasters, or, like, prominent personalities, and they're talking, and then they just... And, like, their mouth doesn't work, and it's... If you look up this clip... What?

01:09:30.000 Look up, Judge Judy forgets how to talk, and it's not a stroke, and there's, like, a... This happens... There's, like, a lot of these videos that I've seen, This Havana syndrome's been around since I think the 70s, whenever they were, this is where it comes from, Havana, Cuba, and they purportedly were experimenting on American troops.

01:09:47.000 Are you sure?

01:09:47.000 Pause, I've seen this judge, this isn't a sliding door.

01:09:49.000 It's one of those, yeah.

01:09:50.000 No, but the title is not good.

01:09:51.000 No, but Judge Judy forgets how to speak. 1.00

01:09:56.000 Shout out to Judge Judy. 1.00

01:09:57.000 I mean, the Russians could be doing it, but this totally doesn't sound like anything we do to ourselves.

01:10:00.000 Yeah, I think first answer to the question you asked him, do they have, probably they do have the tech, and makes me think that we also have the tech.

01:10:06.000 When your government warmongers come out and tell you that the enemy has a weapon, that probably means that you have the weapon and have been using it.

01:10:12.000 It just so happens that the people they want us to not like are doing something as bad.

01:10:16.000 Is this it?

01:10:16.000 Judge Judy makes noises and speaks gibberish?

01:10:17.000 Yes!

01:10:17.000 You know we're doing it the whole time.

01:10:19.000 Well, I think I'm gonna do this!

01:10:20.000 No. I think I'm gonna do this. Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!

01:10:23.000 No, this is just...

01:10:25.000 That is certainly not it. That is Hergis insulting people. 1.00

01:10:28.000 So, yeah, I've not heard this.

01:10:31.000 What, you think they're firing energy weapons at, like, people on TV to mix them up in the middle of their communication?

01:10:36.000 Is that what you're insinuating?

01:10:37.000 Could it be that Jim Carrey was given the powers of God and is just getting revenge on his enemies?

01:10:41.000 Or, I heard that he put on this mask on his hand.

01:10:43.000 Yeah, yeah, on his hand, yeah. And then it took over his body and you can only imagine where it went from there.

01:10:49.000 I think it was called the hand.

01:10:50.000 The best part about that is, Michael, is that when we clip this segment out of the main show,

01:10:55.000 people have no idea what you are talking about. 0.99

01:10:57.000 What a sick mind he has. That's so gross. 1.00

01:10:58.000 No, the best thing is that that mask just went on auction last week.

01:11:01.000 The real mask?

01:11:02.000 Yes. And during that auction, I won one of the Lament Configurations from one of the Hellraiser movies

01:11:08.000 and Lord Fornicus's orb from Cabin in the Woods.

01:11:12.000 And they're both going into my bedroom, where they belong.

01:11:14.000 But the mask, you just- was just out of your- I can't find this thing you're referring to.

01:11:19.000 I'll look for it, I'll look for it.

01:11:19.000 I just started listening to the Hellraiser book.

01:11:21.000 There's like- but there's like video compilations of news anchors who just break down and can't talk?

01:11:25.000 Yes.

01:11:26.000 That sounds like Bruce Almighty.

01:11:28.000 Sounds like Mitch McConnell.

01:11:29.000 Yeah, I mean people are just having strokes.

01:11:31.000 But they've been developing weapons like this for decades.

01:11:34.000 You said 70s.

01:11:35.000 She's calling it a mini-stroke.

01:11:38.000 Mini-stroke?

01:11:38.000 She's calling it a mini-stroke.

01:11:41.000 And then there's a CNN one.

01:11:43.000 CNN's host suffers a stroke on air.

01:11:44.000 I can see.

01:11:46.000 Some of us will be dehydrated up there.

01:11:48.000 Ian, how many times have you done this show?

01:11:50.000 Have you ever been dehydrated that you don't know how to talk?

01:11:52.000 We all want that, Ian.

01:11:53.000 Insert derogatory term.

01:11:54.000 I'm not one of them.

01:11:55.000 No, no.

01:11:55.000 I'm health-based first.

01:11:57.000 But night after night after night, you're getting... Judy is probably in her 50s or 60s. 0.99

01:12:01.000 She's not doing it live.

01:12:03.000 She does this like an hour a day. 0.98

01:12:05.000 But maybe with the hot lights, too.

01:12:08.000 There's someone in the crowd with a machine making her stop talking. 0.92

01:12:11.000 Yeah, I can't find the video of this.

01:12:12.000 I can see the story.

01:12:13.000 If you go to YouTube and look, I found it.

01:12:15.000 There's like a million of them.

01:12:16.000 So they didn't scrub it after the news came out of the Brain Holes machine?

01:12:24.000 Hold on.

01:12:25.000 Oh wow, this Havana Syndrome thing's been around recently.

01:12:28.000 Beginning of 2017, more people have been reporting it.

01:12:31.000 I'll find a compilation.

01:12:33.000 The one lady said that her cell phone battery was about to explode from her being attacked. 0.99

01:12:38.000 Really?

01:12:39.000 Yeah, I can only find videos of her talking about having had a mini stroke, but I can't find any videos of it.

01:12:44.000 So this is like the Havana Syndrome medical condition report by US and Canadian government officials and military personnel, primarily in overseas locations reported symptoms range from ringing in the ears, cognitive dysfunction and pain.

01:12:56.000 And they were first reported in 2016.

01:12:57.000 It sounds like high tech weaponry.

01:12:59.000 Totally possible that we all have this technology.

01:13:03.000 Yeah, and it was tested overseas on purpose because they didn't want to do it in Baltimore.

01:13:06.000 Of course.

01:13:06.000 And then we also take into account that CBS is reporting on this.

01:13:10.000 And I was thinking about Tim and talking about thinking about Gell-Mann's amnesia. 0.59

01:13:13.000 And this is a great example of it.

01:13:14.000 Like CBS 60 Minutes just a little bit ago got in trouble for the deceptively editing the Moms for Liberty interview.

01:13:20.000 So you're going to know that they're bad with that.

01:13:22.000 Why would anyone trust this?

01:13:23.000 Because it seems like they're just getting intel from an officer.

01:13:26.000 So a boat crashes into one of two support columns taking out the One of the largest ports in the country and disabling East Coast hazmat or crippling East Coast hazmat transportation.

01:13:38.000 And within hours they go, we didn't investigate, but it's an accident.

01:13:41.000 There's no sign of terror.

01:13:42.000 Nothing to see here.

01:13:42.000 They didn't literally say we didn't investigate.

01:13:44.000 They were just like, come on, you can't investigate in five hours.

01:13:47.000 But they came out and said, no signs of terrorism, it's just an accident.

01:13:50.000 And I'm like, okay, I can believe that, that's fine, that's fine.

01:13:52.000 That this ship, at the right moment, lost power, at the right time, kicked it on, at the right time, fully revved its engines, forcing it to steer right into that pillar, and a lot of people think it's an accident, fine.

01:14:01.000 But then, within a couple days, they come on back, and also, Russia has magic weapons, I shouldn't say magic, but Russia has energy weapons that can fry holes in your brains, and we should go to war with them. 0.81

01:14:10.000 Also, we're gonna say it on April 1st, so it might mean it's a joke.

01:14:13.000 Also, it might get lost in the moment before.

01:14:15.000 I can't believe they scrubbed this.

01:14:17.000 Like, there's all these articles about it, but you can't find the video of Judge Judy.

01:14:19.000 Is this another Mandela effect?

01:14:20.000 No, but there's articles about Judge Judy, so I put mini-stroke live on air, but whatever, it doesn't matter.

01:14:24.000 But not live.

01:14:25.000 Not live, it was live.

01:14:26.000 Oh, but she said she taped her shows. 1.00

01:14:27.000 But it's live on tape, do you know what I mean?

01:14:28.000 The air date.

01:14:29.000 I get you now.

01:14:30.000 The 60-minute special about the Havana syndrome, it all just seems like straight-up propaganda to me.

01:14:34.000 Dude, they're probably got lasers from orbit, not lasers, radio microwaves. 0.96

01:14:37.000 They give us like footage of a 15 mile police chase with a supposing Russian spy who they supposedly give us his name and then they say he went back to Russia and then now they have a death certificate.

01:14:47.000 How would this energy weapon work?

01:14:48.000 Like if I can't have any precision if you're like inside a building and I'm pointing something at you.

01:14:52.000 It depends on the frequency and what the walls are made of.

01:14:54.000 Maybe it's like those acoustic satellite things or not satellites but those things on top of trucks to get rid of dispersed crowds.

01:15:00.000 Oh yeah.

01:15:01.000 Active denial systems.

01:15:02.000 I forget what it's called but it does like a high pitch or something to get rid of the whole crowd.

01:15:05.000 But that doesn't target one person.

01:15:07.000 It targets like a group of people.

01:15:08.000 My point is like if I want to take out Ian and not me and you and Tim and I'm outside in some van.

01:15:14.000 You'd have to triangulate beams into one location and pinpoint it on their brain or something like that.

01:15:19.000 It's called talking plasma.

01:15:20.000 They have that technology too where they can make you hear things.

01:15:23.000 Oh, okay.

01:15:23.000 Oh wow.

01:15:24.000 Teleport sound.

01:15:25.000 But I think if we know that they can do the crowd dispersal thing, I typically tend to think that these evil people have access to technology further and more.

01:15:33.000 I agree with that, broadly speaking, but holes in the brain sounds like a lot of work to do remotely.

01:15:40.000 Well, first thing I thought was if it was doing like a magnetic frequency in the brain and creating a pattern, it was like it like pushed open, like magnetically pushed the brain open in areas and created divots, kind of could have done that, like bent the mind, bent the brain.

01:15:54.000 I wonder what holes in the brain even if that's like when I'm watching that and I'm seeing that lady talk about it, I'm like, that could be propaganda. 1.00

01:16:00.000 Right, like you might not have even been told.

01:16:01.000 Like babies in incubators.

01:16:03.000 That's Iraq propaganda. 0.89

01:16:03.000 In the 60 Minutes program, they're like, we talked to one person who we can't tell you his name, nor the agency he works for. 0.89

01:16:09.000 And it's all just like, everything seems like a narrative they created to scare people.

01:16:12.000 It is a narrative.

01:16:13.000 It's Russia. 0.81

01:16:13.000 We want you to be scared of Russia, because we're going to war with Russia soon, and we need to muster up public support. 0.81

01:16:19.000 Putin can put holes in your brain.

01:16:21.000 Did you see on Drudge, they're talking about Putin's thinking about using nukes. 0.90

01:16:24.000 Nope.

01:16:24.000 Yeah.

01:16:25.000 I mean, to be fair, Putin is saying he wants these nukes.

01:16:27.000 I know, but my point is, is that an argument to extend this war?

01:16:31.000 No.

01:16:31.000 He's saying because he has to.

01:16:33.000 If you're the world leader and you have nuclear arms, you've got to say, nuclear arms are on the table, by the way.

01:16:37.000 Yeah, and you can't hug your family with nuclear arms.

01:16:39.000 Unfortunately, no, you're right.

01:16:41.000 Unless they have lead chests. 1.00

01:16:43.000 I will kill you myself. 1.00

01:16:46.000 Like Michael Malice. 1.00

01:16:47.000 I stole that joke from Family Guy.

01:16:50.000 I have no original humor. 0.72

01:16:51.000 And then Adam Carolla, as death, kills her.

01:16:53.000 Yes, he does. 0.94

01:16:53.000 Adam Carolla, as death. 0.94

01:16:57.000 Death was on a date and the girl goes, you can't hug the world nuclear arms.

01:16:59.000 And he's like, what are you talking about?

01:17:01.000 And he just leans over and touches her and she dies.

01:17:04.000 Yeah.

01:17:04.000 That was his deal with Peter or whatever.

01:17:06.000 He's struggling to pick up this chick at the cafe.

01:17:08.000 But then she says a whole bunch of things about eating meat and he's like, what are you talking about?

01:17:11.000 Animals kill each other all the time.

01:17:13.000 She's like, animals don't have war.

01:17:15.000 That's why, you know, like we shouldn't eat them.

01:17:16.000 And he's like, what do you mean?

01:17:17.000 They kill each other all the time.

01:17:18.000 And she's like, and nuclear arms, you can't hug your family with nuclear arms.

01:17:21.000 And then he just touches her hand and she just dies.

01:17:24.000 Yeah, the Animal Kingdom.

01:17:26.000 Great segue to World War III.

01:17:27.000 The Animal Kingdom bypasses war.

01:17:29.000 I mean, World War III is genocide on itself.

01:17:31.000 We've been in it.

01:17:32.000 Yeah, there's been articles for a year now that we're in World War III.

01:17:36.000 We've been in since 9-11.

01:17:37.000 There's been articles for a year getting people used to the idea.

01:17:40.000 We just gotta admit that we're the aggressors.

01:17:43.000 That's what we gotta look at.

01:17:44.000 If we're gonna talk about World War III, the United States aggressed it and started it in 2001 when they went into Afghanistan. 0.96

01:17:49.000 That was insane World War III crap.

01:17:52.000 Ian, this may come as a surprise to you, but the world existed before you were born. 0.90

01:17:55.000 Yeah, but I mean, we could go back, but like the end, maybe the World War Two never ended.

01:17:59.000 They just had a cold war for a while, and then they, now they're, they're back.

01:18:01.000 Like we were in Iraq.

01:18:02.000 I think we should nuke Germany. 0.99

01:18:04.000 I agree with you.

01:18:05.000 We were in World War Two.

01:18:07.000 We were, we were in Iraq, Desert Storm.

01:18:11.000 We weren't mobilized for military, like, global war until 2001.

01:18:15.000 That's not true, dude.

01:18:16.000 The whole world mobilized behind the US. 1.00

01:18:19.000 You could have had a world war before 2001, stupid. 1.00

01:18:22.000 Ian, I think because you lived 9-11, you have 9-11 PTSD. 1.00

01:18:26.000 9-11 gave the US carte blanche to declare war on the world, basically. 0.71

01:18:30.000 And anyone that wasn't with us was against us.

01:18:31.000 We had that already, though.

01:18:33.000 We had that.

01:18:33.000 Because, like, you think about Eisenhower with the military-industrial complex.

01:18:36.000 He saw things happening already.

01:18:37.000 They were coalescing that power.

01:18:38.000 And when was the last declaration of war?

01:18:40.000 The Gulf of Tonkin incident was a false flag the U.S.

01:18:41.000 Yeah, so what do you always bring this up? It's like, oh, 9-11 did. I'm like, dude, they were doing these things well

01:18:46.000 before.

01:18:47.000 9-11 was just another major component of it.

01:18:49.000 Vietnam was pretty horrific.

01:18:51.000 The Goldilocks-Tonkin incident, you want to talk about declaring war? The Goldilocks-Tonkin incident was a false

01:18:56.000 flag the US used justifying entering the Vietnam War.

01:18:59.000 Done by Jim Morrison's father.

01:19:00.000 So it could be like what we call World War I, II, and III is all just one protracted hundred years war.

01:19:05.000 But that started in 1916, 1914.

01:19:07.000 But the reality is...

01:19:08.000 Started in 1913 with the Federal Reserve Act.

01:19:10.000 We draw these distinctions because the world is always in a state of conflict. It's just to varying degrees.

01:19:15.000 And the last hundred years has been global.

01:19:17.000 And then, after this next great war, whatever it actually becomes, when it goes fully hot and international, there will be an effort to create a new world order, as George H.W.

01:19:29.000 Bush said in the late 80s, early 90s, and they will try to use the conflict to justify a singular global authority for law enforcement.

01:19:38.000 And they got the information, whether intentionally or otherwise, during COVID, how much Americans would put up with.

01:19:45.000 Right.

01:19:45.000 And the answer is a lot.

01:19:46.000 Yes.

01:19:47.000 Totally right.

01:19:48.000 Global citizens as well, but yeah, Americans particularly, because that's the bastion of freedom.

01:19:53.000 We turned our neighbors in, quickly, in this country.

01:19:56.000 Who did?

01:19:57.000 I sure did!

01:19:58.000 The general whiz. 0.98

01:19:58.000 No, no, I did, because they were fat and they were old. 0.98

01:20:01.000 Get them out of here! 1.00

01:20:02.000 You're making me look fat, fatty! 0.99

01:20:05.000 Remember that bill in New York they were trying to pass where like, we can come to your house and take you out if you're a threat to the health of your community? 0.97

01:20:10.000 Is that a thing?

01:20:10.000 They didn't pass it, but they've been trying to pass it for years and then it came back during COVID.

01:20:14.000 What if Trump wins?

01:20:17.000 He begins the mass deportation efforts.

01:20:20.000 Democrats, along with their international cohorts, begin producing a mass propaganda campaign of people being loaded onto trains and buses and put in cages, and they say that Trump is enacting a second holocaust, justifying an international response which spirals into a World War III, which results in the U.S.

01:20:39.000 Having some kind of international force against it, where it loses.

01:20:43.000 Let's get even, before we even get to that, I don't think anyone watching this has a doubt that if Donald Trump tries to do this, Kathy Hochul, New York state's governor, Gavin Newsom, governor of California, would not mobilize their National Guard, or whatever it is, to defy the federal government.

01:20:59.000 I think that's a given.

01:21:00.000 Can we not agree on that?

01:21:02.000 They would.

01:21:03.000 It's their state's right to do it.

01:21:04.000 The inverse of what Abbott did.

01:21:05.000 Yes, they would absolutely do it.

01:21:07.000 They'd go, you are not coming here. 0.92

01:21:08.000 We are protecting these people from your evil Donald Trump Nazism.

01:21:11.000 And then they would muster up support from foreign countries.

01:21:14.000 The U.S.

01:21:15.000 will be gutted and destroyed.

01:21:17.000 Everything Donald Trump has done will be propagandized as the second Hitler. 0.97

01:21:21.000 And then they will use that as justification for a new world order.

01:21:24.000 The liberal economic order created after World War II to stabilize the planet was not strong enough, and this will be the creation of It won't be overnight that there is a one world government.

01:21:35.000 It will be that the UN gets law enforcement and policing powers within the jurisdictions of other countries at their own discretion.

01:21:41.000 Here's the other point I had to make is people don't appreciate that if the Republicans don't have like huge majorities in both houses, Mitch McConnell or the Mitch McConnell successor doesn't care about President Trump.

01:21:52.000 So if there's another impeachment, Mitch McConnell, if there was a third impeachment and Mitch McConnell was the majority leader, Trump would be removed.

01:21:58.000 Yeah.

01:21:58.000 Because he'd be like, we don't need this guy.

01:21:59.000 I would get the 60, 64, 67 votes in two seconds.

01:22:02.000 Yeah, true.

01:22:03.000 There's 17 Republicans for sure who would vote for another impeachment if the party sat them down.

01:22:09.000 We've definitely got to maintain control of the world, of our country, basically.

01:22:15.000 Because if the United States loses control, the global bankers, this new world order will be like, see, nations couldn't handle themselves and it caused too much global war.

01:22:25.000 There would be a world court, not like the current one, but like a really one with muscle behind it, a world army It would be absolute madness.

01:22:33.000 In Australia, I've heard recently, they're now removing ATMs.

01:22:36.000 They're going cashless.

01:22:37.000 They're attempting to go cashless by 2030 in Australia.

01:22:40.000 Is it because of the environment?

01:22:41.000 Is that what they're saying?

01:22:42.000 I don't know yet, but I think... Guys, guys, guys!

01:22:45.000 They're saying it's demand.

01:22:46.000 They're saying people don't use banks to pull cash anymore.

01:22:49.000 Everything's digital, so without demand, there's no reason.

01:22:51.000 The next step is the handship.

01:22:53.000 What's that?

01:22:54.000 Remember when Alex Jones was crazy for talking about this?

01:22:57.000 Shout out to Amy Dangerfield, who just did an expose on it yesterday. 0.69

01:22:59.000 Part one of three.

01:23:00.000 Check out Amy Dangerfield on YouTube.

01:23:02.000 It's terrifying.

01:23:03.000 This is on the Australian?

01:23:04.000 Yeah, in Australia.

01:23:05.000 And then they're denying it.

01:23:05.000 News has been like, oh, no, no, that was the screen shot.

01:23:08.000 Was it fake?

01:23:09.000 That's not really happening.

01:23:10.000 Everybody that's freaking out.

01:23:11.000 But what?

01:23:12.000 So what they want now, then the Mark of the Beast, I think, is the actual microchip to buy and sell stuff without cash.

01:23:18.000 That's obvious.

01:23:19.000 And if the power goes out, I don't think it'll be a microchip.

01:23:21.000 What do you think it's gonna be?

01:23:22.000 Your phone.

01:23:23.000 Yeah.

01:23:24.000 Why would you need the microchip?

01:23:25.000 Enough people would be, like, averse to the idea.

01:23:27.000 People are addicted to their phones.

01:23:28.000 It's a tracking device.

01:23:30.000 Look at Hasan, and that whole thing that happened with him where his viewership declined, and then he went on this, like, depressive tirade about... What's... Hasan who?

01:23:37.000 Hasan Piker.

01:23:37.000 Oh, okay.

01:23:38.000 He's the most prominent leftist streamer.

01:23:40.000 His viewership drops, and he's posting... He's posting horrible things, and, like, oh, I can't believe this, and he was threatening self-harm and things like that.

01:23:47.000 Really?

01:23:48.000 Wow.

01:23:48.000 How long to leave Dylan Mulvaney's himself?

01:23:51.000 So the issue is people are addicted to the likes they get.

01:23:56.000 The machine was built addictive on purpose.

01:24:00.000 Ten years ago, Twitter had been talking about getting rid of the retweet counter and the

01:24:03.000 like counter.

01:24:04.000 Yes.

01:24:05.000 They knew that it was creating this addiction and they keep it.

01:24:07.000 Why?

01:24:08.000 It's a control mechanism to keep people addicted.

01:24:10.000 They have to get the social validation.

01:24:12.000 People will march in lockstep with the government.

01:24:14.000 The government says jump because they want to make sure they get those clicks.

01:24:17.000 So Elon buying Twitter is great, turning in tax.

01:24:20.000 But if the lockdowns happened, And we already saw this half measure with Twitter and Facebook and YouTube.

01:24:28.000 You could not ask questions.

01:24:30.000 You could say very little without being removed because they wanted to make sure they control the opinion.

01:24:36.000 And there were people who knew exactly What was going on, but were concerned if I say the wrong thing, they will delete my channel.

01:24:45.000 So, uh, shout out to the anti-SJWs of the 2010s, who for SOME REASON vanished off the face of the earth, or started claiming that they were leftists.

01:24:55.000 Why?

01:24:56.000 They got scared they would lose their like machine, and they didn't want to get banned.

01:25:00.000 And they were crazy to get scared. 1.00

01:25:03.000 No, but they're cowards. 1.00

01:25:04.000 Sure. 0.96

01:25:04.000 Yeah, but they were right to be scared, and it's unfortunate. 0.96

01:25:08.000 It's the way you deal with fear is what makes you.

01:25:11.000 You get to decide.

01:25:12.000 Are you a coward, or are you going to go face the fear? 0.99

01:25:14.000 Shout out to Chris Ragon for deleting his video, Punch a Nazi. 0.99

01:25:17.000 Do you ever see this one?

01:25:18.000 Oh, he deleted it?

01:25:20.000 I think he turned it private, so you can only find it by looking at videos of people who re-uploaded it.

01:25:25.000 How long did it take for him to delete it?

01:25:27.000 I think it was only up for a couple, for a year or two or something.

01:25:29.000 I'm not entirely sure.

01:25:30.000 But for those that don't know, this is a video where it's a, it's a, it's like an, it's like a Weird Al style version, parody, where he took the song Paparazzi by Lady Gaga and wrote a song called Punch a Nazi.

01:25:40.000 And the joke of the song is that it's about a guy who everyone everywhere is a Nazi no matter what they're doing.

01:25:46.000 And it's a hilarious takedown of this mass formation psychosis.

01:25:52.000 And then I guess some leftists were like, you're helping Nazis.

01:25:54.000 So he took it down.

01:25:56.000 It's remarkable.

01:25:56.000 I thought it was the other way around.

01:25:58.000 Yeah.

01:25:59.000 No, he got, apparently many people have said he got scared and he took it down.

01:26:03.000 And he's staying away from politics and culture and stuff.

01:26:05.000 Is that the guy from Comptown?

01:26:07.000 No.

01:26:08.000 Cool name, though.

01:26:08.000 Oh, I don't know, I'll look it up.

01:26:10.000 Is it spelled the way I think it is?

01:26:11.000 It's his Chris-something, I thought.

01:26:12.000 Okay.

01:26:13.000 No.

01:26:14.000 No, there are... Oh, this is the guy with the girlfriend who was red-pilled, right?

01:26:17.000 Oh, he was dating Lacey Green.

01:26:18.000 Yeah, that's the one.

01:26:19.000 And she was a feminist. 1.00

01:26:19.000 Mullen, Stavros. 1.00

01:26:20.000 Nick Mullen, okay.

01:26:21.000 There were a bunch of... Sorry, I know I got the confused.

01:26:23.000 In the 2010s, there were a bunch of, like, anti-SJWs.

01:26:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:26:26.000 And many of them are now anti-Trump.

01:26:29.000 They stay out of politics.

01:26:30.000 They're terrified.

01:26:32.000 Some of them have denounced other people.

01:26:33.000 They're absolutely terrified to be involved.

01:26:34.000 I understand the fear of talking about politics.

01:26:36.000 I get it.

01:26:37.000 I feel that fear every day when I come on this show and try and be honest or choose honesty in this realm.

01:26:42.000 But you have to face it.

01:26:43.000 If you don't, they're going to do it for you and they're not going to do it for you.

01:26:46.000 You know what Ayn Rand said?

01:26:47.000 I'm not brave enough to be a coward.

01:26:49.000 But you know, here's my question.

01:26:50.000 What are people scared of?

01:26:52.000 And you can comment and you can chat and tell me genuinely.

01:26:54.000 I can understand the obvious.

01:26:55.000 I have kids.

01:26:56.000 I can't lose my job.

01:26:57.000 Plainly obvious.

01:26:59.000 What are people afraid of?

01:27:01.000 You know what it is?

01:27:02.000 It's imagine being in the 60s and coming out to your parents.

01:27:06.000 Now imagine your parents are blue-pilled and they have a view of Trump and you're like, you know what?

01:27:10.000 I don't think Trump's so bad. 1.00

01:27:12.000 For them, you're basically a crazy person as their son. 0.99

01:27:15.000 That's not a minor consideration. 0.98

01:27:17.000 But what's the fear though?

01:27:19.000 But the fear is that they're going to be kicked out of the house, that they're going to be regarded as an outgroup by their loved ones.

01:27:24.000 For a lot of people, their family is their mechanism of support.

01:27:28.000 If my sister was vaccinating her, giving the kids boosters every five minutes, and I was skeptical about that, I want to see my nephews.

01:27:36.000 That's a huge deal!

01:27:39.000 I think what Michael's saying is like the soft launch of the social credit system.

01:27:42.000 Yeah.

01:27:43.000 And then the government wants to adopt that and then, you know, own it and then destroy everyone's lives, which is why what's in Australia is terrifying.

01:27:50.000 I think people are afraid of losing the money and the family like that.

01:27:53.000 I think that there is a decent Probability that the future, the timeline we're on is Trump wins, they accuse him of being Hitler, international outcry, civil conflict in the United States resulting in the destruction of the Constitutional Republic, the narrative that Trump was a Hitler 2.0, they start destroying

01:28:15.000 Our like our version of events the truth basically they start pushing propagandistic worldviews they start releasing information that's that's just falsified to justify why Trump is bad and then in 50 years there's a one world legal authority and this country has no borders They're newcomers, they're citizens and undocumented citizens. 0.76

01:28:35.000 I think there's a strong possibility that's the timeline.

01:28:37.000 I don't agree.

01:28:38.000 I think it's a possibility, but I have... I'm not saying it's absolute, I'm saying... I got you.

01:28:43.000 I am far more hopeful about the future of this country.

01:28:45.000 What do you see?

01:28:46.000 No, but I'm talking about the world.

01:28:47.000 I think if they had their druthers, this would happen tomorrow.

01:28:52.000 There's no question about that.

01:28:54.000 Like, what does the world do in response to a Trump, like, a Trump 100% administration?

01:29:01.000 He goes and he does exactly what he said he's gonna do and he does it all.

01:29:03.000 He fires, he schedule Fs, he cuts off the foreign wars, he brings the troops back. 0.82

01:29:06.000 But there's so many ifs there that, I mean, if Trump was what they were saying Trump was, we wouldn't be where we are in 2024.

01:29:17.000 Where would it be?

01:29:18.000 I don't know, but it certainly would be a completed, unrecognized country from where we ended up being.

01:29:22.000 I also think when you ask the world what they're going to do, I think the whole world's on fire in their own ways.

01:29:26.000 We were just talking about Belgium before.

01:29:28.000 It's like they're almost too distracted.

01:29:30.000 I mean, they could do the whole anti-Jordan Peterson thing and not worry about their bed, and then go worry about the rest of the world, which is what a lot of people on the left might do, and a lot of the people in the politics right now in general.

01:29:39.000 But I don't know if playing the Hitler card is going to work as well as it did last time. 0.88

01:29:43.000 And now we're seeing like Michael Rapaport come around.

01:29:46.000 Like, I don't know.

01:29:46.000 Do you think that's going to be as effective?

01:29:48.000 I think it would be.

01:29:49.000 If you're actually rounding up people en masse, which none of us have seen in our lifetime, they can say with a straight face, this is unprecedented.

01:29:57.000 Where's it going to stop? 0.97

01:29:58.000 Next, it's going to be gay people, they're going to say.

01:30:00.000 And then everyone's going to be like, okay, this isn't just him on Twitter.

01:30:05.000 This is something really happening.

01:30:06.000 And it's very easy to make this country pound.

01:30:09.000 And newcomers has actually become adopted by them.

01:30:12.000 More and more, Democrats are calling illegal immigrants newcomers.

01:30:15.000 That's so smart of them.

01:30:19.000 People underestimate how smart the Democrats are at branding.

01:30:23.000 That's why I keep saying criminal alien. 1.00

01:30:26.000 That's why I said stop saying illegal immigrant, push back. 1.00

01:30:28.000 They're criminal aliens. 0.96

01:30:28.000 Do newcomers have a color on that flag yet? 0.96

01:30:32.000 We should.

01:30:33.000 We should promote that.

01:30:36.000 They take the little triangle and put a sombrero on it.

01:30:39.000 You know, whenever I listen to you guys, anybody really talk about a potential future, my brain goes through contingencies.

01:30:45.000 Okay, check.

01:30:46.000 That's okay.

01:30:47.000 Next step?

01:30:48.000 Nah.

01:30:48.000 So I'm listening to you, Tim, talk about Trump gets elected.

01:30:50.000 Okay.

01:30:51.000 Green light.

01:30:51.000 Next step.

01:30:52.000 He starts rounding up.

01:30:53.000 Immediate red light.

01:30:54.000 That will not work.

01:30:55.000 If he starts rounding people up, game over.

01:30:57.000 What does that mean, game over?

01:30:59.000 The entire country will dissolve into civil war.

01:31:02.000 Foreign corporations will take over.

01:31:04.000 So we can't let that.

01:31:05.000 We got to somehow change his tactics.

01:31:07.000 But it won't be overnight.

01:31:09.000 Trump will begin the process to announce the deportation of criminal aliens.

01:31:14.000 You will then start to see Customs and Border Protection get heavy-handed.

01:31:18.000 There will be either a manufactured or accidental mass death incident at the border.

01:31:24.000 This is one thing that I fear considering you just had They released the migrants who literally attacked National Guard who are armed, and the Republicans are seeking authorization for the use of lethal force on the border.

01:31:34.000 And we know the cartels doing the human smuggling are armed as well.

01:31:37.000 We are dangerously close to an armed conflict at the border.

01:31:40.000 Democrats will frame it as Trump ordering innocent refugees and asylum seekers to be killed or something like that.

01:31:48.000 As you mentioned, California, New York, probably Illinois, and Michigan probably will say, This is insane, we refuse, we will not participate, and then Trump's gonna say something like, the federal government has supremacy and we will go in and be deporting these criminal aliens. 0.87

01:32:04.000 And here's the thing, California, Arizona and New Mexico all have Democrat governors.

01:32:08.000 Right.

01:32:08.000 The governor of New Mexico is a complete loon who is the one who tried to unilaterally just ban guns.

01:32:13.000 Yeah. 0.91

01:32:13.000 So with not a big fan of the Constitution, even though I think that Cenk Uygur was like, this is crazy. 0.91

01:32:18.000 So he was on my show, I asked him that question.

01:32:20.000 So if you have that border over there with these hardcore lefties, Gavin Newsom certainly is, I can't, I don't know about Katie Hobbs, how hardcore she is, but point being, that is a huge chunk of our border that's under control of people who are taking their orders from higher ups.

01:32:34.000 You know what else is over there?

01:32:34.000 Higher ups, excuse me.

01:32:35.000 China!

01:32:36.000 And I'm just saying that because what would happen is you'd have foreign involvement if there was some sort of disturbance in the American way of life.

01:32:42.000 And George Soros money.

01:32:44.000 Yeah, China would enter the conflict by offering material support.

01:32:47.000 Of course you should be allowed to have our illegal refugees in your state, California! 1.00

01:32:51.000 Let us help you!

01:32:51.000 Trudeau in Canada, who knows what he's gonna do?

01:32:55.000 He has limited support, but it's important nonetheless.

01:32:56.000 I just read today, I think it was Alex Jones tweeted it, that the northern border's wide open and the Chinese are running military drills with the Canadians.

01:33:04.000 Yep.

01:33:04.000 Is that true?

01:33:04.000 Yes.

01:33:05.000 So I don't know, I read it out.

01:33:06.000 And so, and this was a couple years ago the story broke, that there were, the Chinese military was running drills in Canada.

01:33:12.000 So what Canada probably offers the Chinese is a staging position. 0.99

01:33:17.000 So whatever support you're going to be offering to the United States can be brought in near Vancouver or something.

01:33:22.000 It could very well be that we are being squeezed like a bet, like a big bet.

01:33:26.000 They're going to squeeze us into economic cowardice, subversion, where we have to bow down and say, yes, thank you, please, so I can get my bank account.

01:33:33.000 And then forced military, where they're like, yo, we have troops on your northern border, now bow.

01:33:37.000 Which is why everyone should be in Bitcoin.

01:33:40.000 I mean, you look at COVID, and you look at how most countries behaved, and the US was the most defiant.

01:33:48.000 We weren't very defiant.

01:33:49.000 Even though we were the most, we still had a long ways to go.

01:33:51.000 But it's because it's a big country, and you've got red states that were passively and then actively defiant, and you've got blue states that were totally on board.

01:33:59.000 Yeah, if Donald Trump begins his mass deportation operation, then blue states will immediately... that's the snowball falling off the cliff.

01:34:06.000 But before we even get to that, I think Thomas Sowell always talks about there's no answers, there's no solutions to political problems, there's only trade-offs.

01:34:15.000 Again, people have this idea that if you criticize Trump in any way, you have TDS, right?

01:34:19.000 And if you have any praise for Trump, you're a Trump supporter.

01:34:24.000 One of the big trade-offs, if Trump gets re-elected as president, I don't think people appreciate to what extent these blue state governors are going to go off the rails in terms of legislation.

01:34:34.000 Because they'll have every incentive to be like, I'm the one standing up to Trump the most, and who knows what they're going to push.

01:34:39.000 Yeah.

01:34:39.000 And so, you know, my fear, I talked about this a couple weeks ago.

01:34:44.000 Is that we get to the point with, like, the migrants storming the border where people on the right say to themselves, there is no government anymore.

01:34:49.000 Yes.

01:34:50.000 There is no law enforcement protecting us.

01:34:52.000 CBP is now known to be trafficking children into sex slavery.

01:34:56.000 Insanity.

01:34:57.000 And at a certain point, they just say, we've got to protect our own community because no one else will.

01:35:01.000 I'm starting to think they're going to let Trump win and they're going to let him govern and let him enrage the population.

01:35:06.000 Yes.

01:35:06.000 They're going to let him make a villain of himself.

01:35:08.000 They're not going to kill him.

01:35:08.000 CNN would love it.

01:35:10.000 They're going to make the villain of him.

01:35:11.000 They're going to try.

01:35:12.000 Yeah, they're going to.

01:35:13.000 Encourage it along.

01:35:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:35:14.000 Yeah, look at these out-of-context photos and look at this thing you've seen 50 times.

01:35:17.000 And how many Republicans would stick their necks out for him?

01:35:19.000 Very few.

01:35:20.000 No, not when it comes to deportation.

01:35:21.000 I don't think so.

01:35:22.000 Look at George Floyd.

01:35:24.000 After the George Floyd incident, every conservative.

01:35:26.000 And you know what was most shocking to me is I can forgive people looking at the George Floyd thing and then everyone being like, you know, initially when the George Floyd thing happened, every conservative was like, this is horrible.

01:35:38.000 No, we condemn this.

01:35:40.000 The left screaming cops are racist and the right backed off.

01:35:42.000 Support for BLM peaked around like 53% of the population right after that.

01:35:46.000 The riots happened and it dropped dramatically.

01:35:48.000 The most shocking thing to me was, to this day, you will still find conservatives who say things like, look at the Ahmaud Arbery case, that proves we're not racist.

01:35:57.000 There are conservatives that celebrate the imprisonment of the McMichaels and that guy, I think his last name was Brian, I'm not sure, going to prison for the Ahmaud Arbery case as if that proves conservatives aren't racist.

01:36:10.000 And for those that don't know, the Ahmaud Arbery case is a travesty of justice.

01:36:14.000 It was an unfortunate incident.

01:36:15.000 Ahmaud Arbery is sad that he died, but the narrative that three white guys Decided to lynch a black man who was jogging is the most psychotic fabrication ever fabricated.

01:36:27.000 Wait, hold on.

01:36:27.000 By that logic, Jussie Smollett never happened.

01:36:30.000 Yeah.

01:36:32.000 Are you going to tell me that's a conspiracy theory too, Tim Poole?

01:36:35.000 Certainly.

01:36:36.000 But imagine if Republicans were demanding justice for Jussie. 0.57

01:36:40.000 Yeah, right. Yeah. This is what Ahmaud Arbery is. A guy who is on, who is a suspect in a burglary

01:36:45.000 where there's video evidence. The police said, this is our suspect. Two guys saw the suspect

01:36:50.000 who had been told to them by police and shown a picture.

01:36:53.000 Now cops told him not to go after him and they shouldn't have, but they did.

01:36:57.000 And then the guy, the third guy who just filmed it went to prison too.

01:37:00.000 And there are conservatives who are like, see?

01:37:02.000 You know, we had someone on the show like four or five months ago who was like, well, look, we got Ahmaud Arbery, right?

01:37:07.000 See, like we, we, we, we, we, we believe in justice.

01:37:09.000 And I was like, what?

01:37:11.000 We didn't get that one right.

01:37:12.000 Those guys should not be in prison.

01:37:14.000 There was a conservative, there was a Republican who was justice for Jussie.

01:37:17.000 And I'm not joking.

01:37:18.000 And that was Dr. Oz.

01:37:20.000 He had Justin on his show and was like, look at this, blah, blah, blah.

01:37:23.000 And then every, there's still plenty of Republicans is like, I'd rather have him in the Senate than Federman.

01:37:27.000 What was his justice for, was it like, hey, so tell us all about how you didn't lie about getting lynched.

01:37:33.000 No, this was all like before it came out.

01:37:34.000 He was just, he couldn't get him on TV fast enough.

01:37:37.000 We're gonna go to Super Chats, if you haven't already!

01:37:39.000 Are you glad Oz lost, by the way, to Fetterman?

01:37:42.000 I donate money to Fetterman.

01:37:43.000 Yeah, Fetterman.

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01:37:52.000 So that'll be up around 10pm, but for now, we will read your Super Chats!

01:37:55.000 Clint Torres, of course, with the first Super Chat, saying, Howdy people!

01:37:58.000 Hi.

01:37:58.000 Tim, great 4pm segment, I've shared it as much as I can.

01:38:01.000 I hope as many young folks as possible can watch it.

01:38:04.000 That was the one where I talked about the woman who wanted to end herself because she had no, uh... She had no... She was depressed and whatever. 1.00

01:38:10.000 She also got a psychos... a therapist that should be excommunicated and lose their license for telling her there's no hope. 1.00

01:38:18.000 Watch the documentary on the Blue Zones.

01:38:20.000 You know what Blue Zones are? 0.63

01:38:21.000 No.

01:38:21.000 It's where people live to be over a hundred.

01:38:23.000 And there's this- Like Japan? 0.92

01:38:24.000 Yeah, Japan's got one, I think Italy has one.

01:38:26.000 And what- there's one scene that's really great, and it's been a long time since I've seen it, so I'm probably

01:38:30.000 getting it wrong, but it's something like, there's like a 90-year-old

01:38:33.000 Japanese guy chopping wood.

01:38:34.000 And they ask him, Why are you chopping wood?

01:38:37.000 You're 90.

01:38:37.000 And he says, what?

01:38:39.000 If I don't do it, who will?

01:38:39.000 Yeah.

01:38:41.000 One of the main components they found in all the blue zones as to why people live so long is that they have to.

01:38:46.000 Because there's a job that must be done that they must do.

01:38:49.000 Purpose.

01:38:49.000 Yep.

01:38:50.000 And so you have a 28 year old with no purpose and she wants to die.

01:38:54.000 One of the most, one of the highest, the time in a person's life where death is actually one of the more common, if not the most, is retirement.

01:39:02.000 Retirement age is when a lot of people start, their health rapidly declines and then they end up dying.

01:39:06.000 Can I speak to this?

01:39:07.000 Because especially for males, I can't speak for females, 26 to 29 is often a very difficult time because by that age a lot of your friends have paired off, they start having kids, you don't know who you are, you know you're gonna make it yourself.

01:39:17.000 I had a friend I was just talking to.

01:39:18.000 He's obviously not that young.

01:39:19.000 I shouldn't say obviously.

01:39:21.000 And if you're that age and you don't know what your purpose is and you're kind of floundering around, which is very, very emotionally tough to deal with, take an aptitude test, right?

01:39:29.000 Take that test and you'll see like what your brain is wired like people in certain industries and you're going to learn something about yourself and you might find your purpose that way.

01:39:36.000 It's worth a shot.

01:39:36.000 It's going to take you 10 minutes.

01:39:37.000 Is there one in particular you like?

01:39:38.000 No, but I took it in college and it said I should be either a broadcaster or serial killer and I ended up being both.

01:39:47.000 Nice job, dude.

01:39:48.000 Congratulations.

01:39:48.000 Thank you.

01:39:49.000 Michael is the third volume of Inverted World, actually.

01:39:52.000 I've been shadowing him.

01:39:54.000 Let's grab some more.

01:39:56.000 All right.

01:39:57.000 Buford says, Tim should talk about the group that runs it all.

01:40:01.000 Yeah, the Illuminati.

01:40:03.000 Let's do it.

01:40:03.000 That's right.

01:40:03.000 Illuminati.

01:40:04.000 That's, of course, who he's referring to.

01:40:05.000 Yeah.

01:40:06.000 Nutty, for sure.

01:40:07.000 Yeah.

01:40:08.000 Anyway.

01:40:08.000 Who are those illuminated souls?

01:40:10.000 Tim Jakes says, Michael, are you cracking into the pizza finally?

01:40:13.000 Yeah.

01:40:14.000 Is that okay?

01:40:14.000 Absolutely.

01:40:15.000 I thought you were going to eat it earlier.

01:40:16.000 No, I was going to be respectful to the show.

01:40:18.000 Yeah, just make sure you push the mic away as you're chewing.

01:40:20.000 Can you actually eat it through the trio mask?

01:40:23.000 It's April Fool's, so... Alright, alright.

01:40:27.000 Tim Jakes says, the last survivor of the USS Arizona, when it sunk at Pearl Harbor, passed away today.

01:40:33.000 Louis Conter, Lieutenant Commander, retired, was 102.

01:40:36.000 Rest in peace, sir.

01:40:37.000 Wow.

01:40:37.000 Rest in peace.

01:40:41.000 Let's go. 0.99

01:40:41.000 Damn Dame says, I was promised Hillary Clinton. 0.99

01:40:45.000 I guess I'll settle for the thought leader, Mr. Malice. 0.99

01:40:48.000 Hillary Clinton?

01:40:49.000 April Fool's.

01:40:51.000 My body counts better than hers. 0.62

01:40:53.000 Jason Dixon says, please tell Michael Christ is king.

01:40:58.000 Get triggered.

01:41:00.000 Anarchists don't believe in kings.

01:41:02.000 Thank you!

01:41:02.000 This is my- I feel like it is- It's monarchy propaganda, trying to get people to bow down to their lord, who happens to be the king.

01:41:09.000 The idea that I'm anti-Christian, or don't like Christ, is some of this weird kind of narrative that- not me specifically, it's this weird narrative that's taking place on the internet, and it's completely untrue.

01:41:19.000 That you are, or that people in general?

01:41:21.000 Jewish people.

01:41:21.000 Oh yeah, it's- Have they heard of Jews for Jesus?

01:41:25.000 Well, I mean, that's a whole other story.

01:41:28.000 But it is the weird thing where there are people who think saying Christ is King will trigger people.

01:41:32.000 Yeah.

01:41:33.000 It just makes me feel like people are subservient to the monarchy and they don't realize it.

01:41:36.000 Or that I don't think people should become better Christians.

01:41:40.000 I know personally many people who found Christ and became better husbands, better dads, better friends.

01:41:46.000 All right.

01:41:47.000 Great.

01:41:47.000 I have a good one for you.

01:41:48.000 Yeah.

01:41:48.000 Jason Dixon says, Tim, please ask Michael how he feels about cops being gay and doing crimes.

01:41:55.000 I don't know.

01:41:55.000 I don't understand.

01:41:56.000 You know the leftist meme? 0.97

01:41:57.000 Be gay, do crime? 1.00

01:41:57.000 Yeah, I know, but I don't know how that reflects. 1.00

01:42:00.000 I will say one thing.

01:42:01.000 I have gotten a lot more sympathetic to cops in their jobs because if you watch police body cam videos and the things that they have to put up with, it's like, okay, I get it.

01:42:11.000 Like, you see the guy chasing the other guy on PCP, and they're shooting him.

01:42:14.000 No, I'm just dealing with, like, Karen. 1.00

01:42:15.000 Oh, just, like, typical idiots. 1.00

01:42:16.000 The level of exhaustion trying to think about this, but in real life, with dudes that you're pulling over in your car, that level of fatigue must be like, oh, another one of these. 1.00

01:42:23.000 It's worse than that.

01:42:24.000 Didn't, uh, didn't, like, Donut Operator talk about this, where it's like, he had to deal with some, like, trashy guy who was, like, causing problems, and then he immediately gets a call to a baby that was smashed by a semi-truck or something?

01:42:36.000 I don't know if that was him, or... I heard this story.

01:42:39.000 Yeah, like, you have to imagine that the regular day of a cop, they're not surrounded by the nice, good people of their community.

01:42:46.000 They're literally only going to the dregs of society.

01:42:50.000 Rarely is a cop called because the cat is stuck in the tree, they call the fireman. 0.79

01:42:53.000 They have to say sir or ma'am to these horrifically disgusting people who are berating them. 0.93

01:42:58.000 Yep. 0.85

01:42:59.000 Yeah.

01:42:59.000 My grandfather was a cop in New York City in the 70s and he was like, my job was basically just to sit with a dead body every day.

01:43:05.000 He'd get called to another scene of a blood splattered living room, just death constantly.

01:43:09.000 Wow.

01:43:10.000 He retired and became a funeral hearse driver.

01:43:12.000 Wow.

01:43:13.000 So I guess something about it was cool.

01:43:15.000 All right.

01:43:16.000 The Sig P says, I sent Shane a copy of The New Right a few years ago.

01:43:20.000 Michael, put him on the spot and ask if he read it.

01:43:22.000 Not yet.

01:43:23.000 But I did just start listening to The White Pill.

01:43:25.000 Oh, that's better.

01:43:26.000 That's a better book.

01:43:27.000 The White Pill.

01:43:27.000 Yeah.

01:43:28.000 That must be Darren.

01:43:29.000 Shout out.

01:43:31.000 Let's grab some more.

01:43:34.000 Common Sense Fishing says I heard there was a federal mandate or law passed that all chicken flocks need to be registered.

01:43:39.000 A YouTube homesteader posted about it.

01:43:41.000 Even small backyard flocks.

01:43:42.000 Uncle Sam won't even let you have chickens and live by the river.

01:43:45.000 I don't know.

01:43:46.000 I didn't hear that.

01:43:48.000 That sounds like dangerous territory and I propose a new amendment to the Constitution.

01:43:54.000 Number 27.

01:43:55.000 Repealing the 19th?

01:43:57.000 Chickens, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep, bear, and breed chickens shall not be infringed.

01:44:04.000 Why just chickens?

01:44:05.000 You have poultry.

01:44:07.000 Let's do it.

01:44:07.000 And water.

01:44:08.000 Your right to collect rainwater.

01:44:10.000 You think I'm gonna let turkeys in here?

01:44:12.000 And ducks?

01:44:13.000 Are turkeys considered poultry?

01:44:14.000 I don't know, but chickens are based AF.

01:44:18.000 You're so biased.

01:44:19.000 You know, the cure for depression is quite literally just backyard chickens.

01:44:24.000 You know, Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird.

01:44:27.000 Yeah, that would have been so cool.

01:44:28.000 The noble turkey.

01:44:29.000 They're like velociraptors.

01:44:30.000 If you've ever seen them in the wild, they look crazy. 0.99

01:44:32.000 And they're disgusting. 0.99

01:44:33.000 The weird garbage tank on their faces. 0.99

01:44:34.000 I sat with one in South America, about three feet away, and his eyes, dude. 0.84

01:44:37.000 I looked up at my grandma, looking at him in the eyes, but his talons.

01:44:40.000 I was like, he could literally eviscerate me right now.

01:44:43.000 Michael, have you ever spent time just watching chickens?

01:44:45.000 Yes.

01:44:45.000 They are quite hilarious.

01:44:46.000 Yes.

01:44:47.000 There's not a single human, I believe, that could look at a chicken and watch them do chicken stuff and be upset.

01:44:51.000 Yeah.

01:44:52.000 I don't understand.

01:44:52.000 It's the noise.

01:44:53.000 It's the five in the morning.

01:44:55.000 You hear the new rooster.

01:44:56.000 I love it.

01:45:00.000 That's like how this rooster screams.

01:45:02.000 I love it.

01:45:02.000 At four thirty in the morning.

01:45:03.000 Absolutely love it.

01:45:04.000 Yes, but I'm not talking about... I'll have what he's having.

01:45:10.000 I'm not talking about putting the rooster next to your house.

01:45:13.000 I'm saying like when you watch chickens just like walking around and you throw in like a piece of fish and they play rugby and they're just goofy little bodies or like one of our roosters we call Mr. Muttonchops keeps escaping.

01:45:24.000 It's hilarious.

01:45:26.000 And then he gets scared and he can't figure out how to get back in and you gotta help him. 1.00

01:45:28.000 They're like little morons. 1.00

01:45:29.000 They're just so funny. 1.00

01:45:30.000 I agree.

01:45:31.000 I'm a huge animal person.

01:45:32.000 They're hilarious.

01:45:34.000 We have a... So we put up a pond.

01:45:37.000 And already there are four toads in it.

01:45:40.000 And they've probably laid like 500 eggs.

01:45:43.000 Toads or frogs?

01:45:43.000 Toads.

01:45:44.000 In the pond?

01:45:45.000 Yes.

01:45:46.000 Toads are terrestrial.

01:45:47.000 Toads live in water.

01:45:49.000 Frogs live in water.

01:45:50.000 Toads live in water.

01:45:51.000 Toads live unlined.

01:45:52.000 That's why they call them toads.

01:45:53.000 Toads live in water.

01:45:54.000 I think that toads go both ways, guys.

01:45:56.000 There are some that live in water.

01:45:58.000 Marine toads are one example.

01:46:00.000 Toads do not live in water as adults, but they require an unpolluted source of water to reproduce.

01:46:04.000 And the toads we have live in the water.

01:46:07.000 What species are they?

01:46:08.000 I believe they're American toads, and they're called American toads.

01:46:10.000 But American toads live on the land.

01:46:13.000 But they breed in the water.

01:46:14.000 And so they're probably in the water right now for breeding.

01:46:17.000 Because it's spring, that's when they breed.

01:46:19.000 And then they have tadpoles.

01:46:22.000 Toadlets.

01:46:24.000 Toadlets?

01:46:24.000 Is that what they're called?

01:46:26.000 Well, there's a whole bunch of them.

01:46:27.000 And we're very excited, and they're hilarious.

01:46:29.000 See, the thing is, they're a different kind of hilarious, because in the middle of the night, they scream louder than the roosters.

01:46:37.000 Yeah, they have a crazy sound.

01:46:38.000 And you hear, like, just for a ten minute straight.

01:46:42.000 And it's wild.

01:46:43.000 And then we have the guy next door.

01:46:46.000 He has a big pond.

01:46:48.000 And it is nuts.

01:46:50.000 You'll probably hear this when you walk outside of the show.

01:46:52.000 It is like frog Manhattan. 0.74

01:46:55.000 Like peepers?

01:46:55.000 Frog nightclub.

01:46:56.000 Like the baby peepers or actual adult frogs?

01:47:01.000 It's all toads.

01:47:02.000 But they're all just making noises and partying, dude.

01:47:04.000 It's a nightclub.

01:47:06.000 They are looking for mates.

01:47:08.000 I don't even want to say the word.

01:47:10.000 Yeah, I want to get down.

01:47:12.000 Yep.

01:47:12.000 They're just screaming like, let's bang.

01:47:14.000 There's a lot of ways you can say that.

01:47:17.000 Let's save it for the after show.

01:47:18.000 I want to get to the operation of Eisenhower. 0.71

01:47:24.000 The two toads that were, the one was laying eggs and the dude was on her back for two days straight.

01:47:30.000 Yeah.

01:47:31.000 Two days.

01:47:31.000 You know why?

01:47:32.000 That way another dude can't mate with her. 1.00

01:47:35.000 And the dude had his arms under her arms and she'd swim around and he was just latched to her back. 0.57

01:47:41.000 I'm not clingy.

01:47:42.000 It's just in my nature.

01:47:44.000 It was crazy because when I first saw the ex I thought someone threw like a lace into the pond.

01:47:50.000 Yeah.

01:47:50.000 Wow.

01:47:50.000 And I ignored it because from far away it's like a black line.

01:47:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:47:53.000 And then we- I saw the frog and I walked over and then I realized-

01:47:57.000 Actually it was Allison who noticed first.

01:47:58.000 Like, wait, I think those are eggs.

01:47:59.000 I was like, are you sure?

01:48:00.000 And then we looked and we're like, holy.

01:48:01.000 And there's an insane- Oh yeah.

01:48:02.000 Like, three spots of them everywhere.

01:48:04.000 And the female toad, like, never stops laying eggs.

01:48:07.000 She's swimming around with the eggs coming out of her. 0.83

01:48:09.000 Yeah.

01:48:09.000 It's weird.

01:48:10.000 Wow.

01:48:10.000 Yeah.

01:48:11.000 Let's read some more Super Chats. 0.91

01:48:12.000 Earth is awesome.

01:48:13.000 Yeah.

01:48:13.000 Earth is awesome.

01:48:15.000 We put the pond in there specifically for toads and frogs.

01:48:17.000 Biology too.

01:48:18.000 It's so much better than video games.

01:48:22.000 I've been on Rogue and talked about deep sea stuff.

01:48:23.000 I could do this all day.

01:48:24.000 Cock donation, man.

01:48:26.000 God's mistakes.

01:48:26.000 Shout out to Warren, Carlisle.

01:48:30.000 Drunken Ramblings with Aaron says, regarding the 4PM segment, there was nothing more harmful than telling millennials we are each special and can do anything we want to do.

01:48:38.000 Well, we are specially different, like snowflakes, but that doesn't mean that you can't do anything.

01:48:43.000 You gotta be a beast of a man or a woman. 1.00

01:48:45.000 Was it the boomers? 0.98

01:48:46.000 The first generation where the parent didn't teach their kid how to do a job or something?

01:48:51.000 Or was it the Industrial Revolution?

01:48:52.000 No, I think it's after the boomers. 0.57

01:48:54.000 Yeah, they got burned out in Vietnam and were like, just be an artist, be anything I could have been.

01:49:01.000 It used to be like, son, I'm going to teach you how to do my thing.

01:49:03.000 And then it was, I'm going to work, go to school, figure it out.

01:49:06.000 Because the late 60s is when it became okay to tell your parents to go after yourself.

01:49:09.000 I think that's when it switched, and it's like, dad, you're, you're, being old became something to be embarrassed about, so it's supposed to be a source of wisdom.

01:49:17.000 Older, excuse me, not even old.

01:49:18.000 It's that line from The Simpsons where Abe is like, I used to be with it, then they changed what it was.

01:49:23.000 Now what it is is scary.

01:49:25.000 And it'll happen to you too.

01:49:26.000 It just keeps getting different.

01:49:28.000 It happened to The Simpsons.

01:49:29.000 It did.

01:49:29.000 Alright.

01:49:30.000 True.

01:49:31.000 Uh, Ekaterina Stacey says, a suggestion for the 1,000th episode.

01:49:34.000 Tim does the entire episode in the style of Donald Trump.

01:49:37.000 Anytime he slips up, each IRL member puts $5 into a pot, which Tim doubles at the end for a worthy cause.

01:49:43.000 What episode number are we on?

01:49:46.000 Sounds like an extortion racket.

01:49:47.000 994.

01:49:48.000 Oh, wow.

01:49:48.000 That's amazing.

01:49:50.000 It's coming up!

01:49:51.000 So who's gonna be 1,000?

01:49:51.000 Donald Trump.

01:49:53.000 Yeah?

01:49:55.000 He'll love that, too.

01:49:55.000 So that's next Tuesday.

01:49:57.000 Oh, I thought we were 9-4-7.

01:49:58.000 See you next Tuesday.

01:50:00.000 9-9-7?

01:50:00.000 Let's see if I can pull up who's next Tuesday.

01:50:02.000 Maybe it won't be Trump if it's next Tuesday.

01:50:03.000 Next Tuesday... Hitler! 0.96

01:50:05.000 Yeah, bring him back!

01:50:06.000 Doug Mackey.

01:50:07.000 Oh, okay.

01:50:08.000 Love the sound of that.

01:50:09.000 There you go.

01:50:09.000 Doug Mackey.

01:50:10.000 Hope he makes it.

01:50:11.000 I don't know if I've met the other one.

01:50:12.000 You mean Ricky Vaughn?

01:50:13.000 The 1000th episode.

01:50:14.000 Is that who that is?

01:50:15.000 Is that who you're talking about?

01:50:16.000 I don't know.

01:50:17.000 I'm checking the schedule right now.

01:50:18.000 Ricky Vaughn, the guy who got going to jail for sharing a meme on Twitter.

01:50:21.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's him.

01:50:22.000 His real name is Doug Mackey.

01:50:23.000 Yeah, must be him.

01:50:24.000 Good thousandth episode.

01:50:25.000 Sounds like it.

01:50:27.000 Yeah, we actually were discussing a long time ago about having you for the 1000th episode.

01:50:31.000 Oh, that's very sweet.

01:50:32.000 But April Fool's is coming up and I was like, I gotta text Michael because this is his day.

01:50:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:50:36.000 It's always the biggest fool. 0.99

01:50:37.000 You got any big things coming up this month? 0.99

01:50:39.000 By the way, we'll probably talk about it after the show.

01:50:41.000 Well, we'll read some more Super Chats and then we'll get into that stuff.

01:50:43.000 See what you're up to.

01:50:44.000 We'll grab some more.

01:50:45.000 Adrienne Curry says, anti-kid propaganda... Oh, it's Adrienne!

01:50:48.000 Come on, acknowledge her! 0.90

01:50:49.000 Adrienne Curry!

01:50:50.000 Of course!

01:50:50.000 Yeah!

01:50:50.000 Right.

01:50:51.000 Adrienne.

01:50:52.000 Michael Mouse.

01:50:53.000 Adrienne Curry.

01:50:53.000 I love you guys so much.

01:50:55.000 Anti-kid propaganda is a thing.

01:50:56.000 Mass brainwashing.

01:50:58.000 That life is better without children.

01:50:59.000 Hi, Michael.

01:51:00.000 Yes.

01:51:01.000 I love you.

01:51:02.000 I love you, Adrian.

01:51:03.000 And what a testament to a woman. 1.00

01:51:04.000 But she's right.

01:51:05.000 She's right.

01:51:05.000 And here's, like, all these cat ladies, they're cat ladies for a reason.

01:51:09.000 They want something to love and take care of.

01:51:11.000 Yep.

01:51:12.000 Yep.

01:51:13.000 Dude, Adrian, man, she's got it together.

01:51:15.000 Crazy early life, just superstar model, and then just chose to live in the woods with her man on a mountain somewhere and enjoy it all. 0.99

01:51:22.000 You forgot the part where she married Peter Brady.

01:51:24.000 Oh, and she married Peter Brady at one point.

01:51:26.000 I never met.

01:51:27.000 I hear that was intense.

01:51:29.000 Hi, Adrian.

01:51:30.000 Leland Taylor says, Ian, you may not understand, but the world needs more Ian Crosslands.

01:51:34.000 Correct.

01:51:35.000 Ian's Crossland.

01:51:36.000 Scores of others agree.

01:51:38.000 You are literally my family's favorite part of Timcast most days.

01:51:40.000 I can't explain it, but your presence is critically important.

01:51:42.000 Thanks.

01:51:42.000 I think about reproduction, because people are like, I want to have kids to reproduce who I am.

01:51:47.000 But this internet video is a form of reproduction, so maybe the ideas can be transmitted without having to have kids.

01:51:53.000 There's gonna be like some dad and he's gonna have like a kid who's just like kind of like a normal kid and then one day he's gonna walk in and the kid's gonna have long hair and be wearing glasses.

01:51:59.000 Yeah.

01:52:00.000 I wasn't the first one that did this.

01:52:01.000 I saw some dude walking his dog in these Birkenstock sandals in like 2008 and I was like I want to be like that guy.

01:52:07.000 I want to walk around in the middle of the day and not have a job.

01:52:09.000 I want to have a dog.

01:52:11.000 I want a big beard.

01:52:12.000 I want to smoke weed and I did it all.

01:52:13.000 I feel like I should wear this through TSA tomorrow.

01:52:17.000 I think they'll just laugh and ask you to show your face for a second.

01:52:19.000 I'll tell you a TSA story.

01:52:21.000 I was at that part where they show the passport or whatever you have, your ID and your boarding pass, and there's three of them.

01:52:27.000 And the guy goes, oh, hey, I love you.

01:52:28.000 I love your work.

01:52:29.000 Oh, thanks.

01:52:29.000 And the lady turns to me and goes, who is that?

01:52:31.000 I go, oh, I'm the guy who shut up Pulse.

01:52:34.000 And he just laughs.

01:52:35.000 I always say, when people say I recognize you, that's who I always say I am, and she just kind of laughed, and he's like, okay, or she looked confused, he laughed, and I'm like, you know what, just admit it's like mass murder, and you're like, I'll get another plate, you're fine.

01:52:46.000 Can I have your autograph?

01:52:46.000 Yeah.

01:52:47.000 Geez, dude.

01:52:48.000 All right, Grofty has posted a bunch of bocus emojis.

01:52:51.000 Thanks, Grofty.

01:52:52.000 I think about him, I haven't really...

01:52:55.000 It was a couple weeks ago.

01:52:57.000 Bocas, we had him on a medication and he was supposed to have passed like a year and a half ago.

01:53:03.000 And then we put him on every medication we could, but he had underdeveloped kidneys and a bad heart.

01:53:08.000 So we couldn't do any of the surgeries or anything.

01:53:10.000 And it's probably because poor diet during development and stuff like that, probably from his mom or whatever.

01:53:17.000 But so what we did was, one morning when we came in, his breath was really bad.

01:53:21.000 It was obvious his kidneys had stopped working entirely.

01:53:24.000 Oh, God.

01:53:24.000 So, uh, you know, people were taking care of him, but then he was gradually losing the ability to stand up.

01:53:28.000 The next morning, he couldn't get up at all and he was just groaning.

01:53:31.000 So we brought him outside to see the chickens, laid him down in the grass, and then it took like 40 minutes.

01:53:36.000 And then he just was- Oh, he died naturally. Okay, good. Okay, I like that.

01:53:40.000 Yeah, people were telling me to bring him to the vet and give him injections.

01:53:42.000 I like that.

01:53:42.000 No, as soon as we brought him out and laid him down with the chickens, he's like immediately like moving his head as much as he could.

01:53:48.000 Watching the chickens.

01:53:49.000 I like that.

01:53:51.000 That's very nice.

01:53:51.000 Did you bury him somewhere?

01:53:53.000 Yeah, we gave him a nice grave in Fridamastan.

01:53:56.000 And we put a little piece of granite and we're gonna put something on it.

01:53:59.000 I like that a lot.

01:54:00.000 Yeah, let's get a piece of quartz crystal.

01:54:02.000 It's wild how many people were like, just bring him to the vet now before it's too late.

01:54:05.000 And I was like, for what?

01:54:06.000 Like to put him down.

01:54:07.000 And I was just like, I don't think while he's suffering, the nicest thing is to have him in this sterile environment with strange people. 0.60

01:54:14.000 Or put him in that box that he's going to be freaking out.

01:54:16.000 Yeah.

01:54:17.000 Yeah.

01:54:17.000 I think lay him in the grass so he can watch the birds and slowly fade into oblivion.

01:54:21.000 That's, that's, that's cat heaven.

01:54:23.000 You're surrounded by birds that you can hunt.

01:54:24.000 I can't even fly very well.

01:54:26.000 Maybe it was torture because he's like, I can't get up.

01:54:29.000 No, I think it's better for you too, because like the last memories of having to take your cat, the thing you love, to the sterile environment.

01:54:35.000 Yeah, you don't have to make that decision.

01:54:36.000 It's been made for you.

01:54:37.000 That's what I like.

01:54:38.000 That's much calmer.

01:54:39.000 Yeah, I was like, and then I wanted to do a Viking funeral.

01:54:44.000 But it's just hard to find people to, you know, assault.

01:54:47.000 I don't want to say the word.

01:54:48.000 Well, no, we put him in a little boat.

01:54:49.000 Yeah, we don't have to do that part.

01:54:52.000 Well, that's what makes it the Viking funeral! 0.94

01:54:54.000 The Viking funeral is we put him in a little boat. 0.90

01:54:56.000 We tie a rock to one end and we throw the rock into the middle of the pond, which we have, drives the boat into the middle of the pond, and then we take like a little dart gun and a little tiny cat-sized flaming arrow to ignite it, but I just figured it was too complicated and difficult to do, so we just dug a grave.

01:55:10.000 I like that his bones are closer to the surface and they're made of hydroxyapatite, they've got some crystal in them which will vibrate, and that's better than him being at the bottom of a lake somewhere.

01:55:19.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:55:22.000 Yeah, we have a new cat.

01:55:24.000 What's it called?

01:55:24.000 Seamus.

01:55:25.000 Really?

01:55:26.000 Seamus 1.

01:55:27.000 Aww, that's so cool.

01:55:28.000 Yeah, Seamus 2 is a cartoonist.

01:55:29.000 Does the cat eat only potatoes?

01:55:31.000 No, uh... Not yet.

01:55:33.000 He's actually, it was funny because we captured him, he was in the garage and... I like the cats who don't get captured.

01:55:38.000 Here's the crazy thing, he was born right around the time they diagnosed Mr. Bones.

01:55:41.000 Oh, okay.

01:55:42.000 So he was about a year old and I saw him sleeping in our garage because we would leave it open And so one day I came over and I just closed the garage capturing him and he was freaking out and he was very angry.

01:55:53.000 After a couple weeks of Stockholm Syndrome and removing his testicles, we brought him into the house and it's absolutely hilarious how the transformation was instant from the, I'm terrified of you, get away from me, to the rolling on the carpet and complaining and demanding food.

01:56:08.000 Is he friendly?

01:56:09.000 Is he around?

01:56:09.000 Yeah, he's awesome.

01:56:11.000 Yeah, he's super nice.

01:56:12.000 I want to see him.

01:56:13.000 Yeah, he yells, he demands, he's a cat.

01:56:15.000 I love animals.

01:56:17.000 Let's grab a couple more of these here superchats. 0.79

01:56:20.000 Patrick Kent says if Kennedy is allowed to debate Trump and Biden in a nationally televised debate, he will win the presidency.

01:56:25.000 He has passed on so many opportunities to run for public office, and he picked now because he saw a path to victory.

01:56:31.000 Interesting.

01:56:32.000 I'm not 100% on that.

01:56:33.000 I do like the idea that there's a possibility a debate between RFK, like RFK could do really well.

01:56:40.000 I'm going to be honest, though, and I mean no disrespect, but his voice will be an issue in that debate between Trump and Biden. 0.96

01:56:45.000 I also think that for a huge percentage of the population, let's be extremely conservative, say 40, Anything about questioning the vaccine, you're absolutely a complete crazy person. 0.91

01:56:56.000 They do not hear a single word.

01:56:58.000 They shut down completely.

01:57:00.000 It's a total non-starter for them.

01:57:02.000 I've seen a lot of mothers change their minds. 1.00

01:57:04.000 I'm just saying from my circle, so it's not a lot, but I've seen a lot of mothers who were very pro-riot, pro-vaccine in the beginning, and then once they turned to the kids being like, now they got it, they're like, oh, Screw all of this.

01:57:16.000 What I'm very curious about is who he takes more from, Trump or Biden.

01:57:22.000 Biden.

01:57:22.000 You think so?

01:57:23.000 I mean, especially with who he picked for his VP.

01:57:25.000 Who?

01:57:25.000 I think Biden.

01:57:26.000 Was it Nicole Shanahan or whatever it was?

01:57:27.000 Yeah, that I couldn't wrap my head around.

01:57:28.000 No question, it's all progressive far-left policy.

01:57:31.000 He said Indigenous Peoples Day instead of Columbus Day.

01:57:33.000 He is targeting the left.

01:57:35.000 Okay.

01:57:36.000 He's smart on so many things, but wrong on some of the most important stuff.

01:57:39.000 Unless he's trying to help Trump win.

01:57:40.000 Yeah, I don't think he's doing that either, though.

01:57:42.000 No, I think he wanted to run for the Democratic ticket because he wanted to win, and they screwed him over, and he's like, I'll run anyway.

01:57:46.000 No, he's just stubborn.

01:57:47.000 Yeah.

01:57:49.000 What's the downside for him, right?

01:57:50.000 No, he's gonna sell books.

01:57:52.000 His Fauci book is incredible.

01:57:53.000 It's a terrifying horror book.

01:57:54.000 And also make himself a bigger platform, get more of a voice, which I don't begrudge him that at all.

01:57:58.000 Awareness to vaccine awareness, people that have been injured and things like that.

01:58:01.000 Yeah.

01:58:01.000 Let's grab this from BBFC Project.

01:58:03.000 Tim, it's Danny here.

01:58:04.000 We shot Your 50 Caliber together years ago in West Virginia on one of the original cast castles.

01:58:09.000 I launched my campaign on GiveZenGo called Crafting Legacy Honoring Sacrifice.

01:58:15.000 It is a veteran-owned furniture company to combat suicide.

01:58:18.000 Oh, that's wonderful.

01:58:19.000 Awesome.

01:58:19.000 Wonderful.

01:58:20.000 Amazing.

01:58:21.000 One more time for everybody who's listening.

01:58:22.000 It's Crafting Legacy Honoring Sacrifice.

01:58:25.000 Search for them on Givesend Go.

01:58:27.000 Crafting with a C. Crafting.

01:58:28.000 Yeah.

01:58:29.000 Yeah, we were in West Virginia and we fired the Barrett M82.

01:58:33.000 It was fun.

01:58:35.000 Wow.

01:58:35.000 Yes.

01:58:37.000 It's not that crazy.

01:58:38.000 What's the other one?

01:58:38.000 The RN-52 or something?

01:58:40.000 That's a breach loader.

01:58:41.000 I'm probably getting the numbers wrong.

01:58:43.000 Breach loading 50 BMG.

01:58:44.000 A lot of recoil right in your shoulder.

01:58:47.000 So we put padding there.

01:58:49.000 But the Barrett, which is semi-automatic, it's not really that bad.

01:58:53.000 I mean, it's a lot of recoil, but the mechanism absorbs most of the energy.

01:58:57.000 Alright, let's grab a couple more Super Chats before we get out of here to that members-only show.

01:59:04.000 Let's see.

01:59:05.000 Monk in training says, Havana syndrome is real.

01:59:07.000 Russia and China have the tech.

01:59:08.000 A marine buddy of mine was an embassy guard.

01:59:11.000 One of his crew was a victim.

01:59:12.000 Mark Dice did a vid on it a year back.

01:59:14.000 It's microwave tech pointed at your brain. 0.99

01:59:17.000 Crazy.

01:59:18.000 That's scary stuff.

01:59:18.000 That's like one version of it that we know about, microwave tech.

01:59:22.000 Howling Abandon says you guys need to do an extra episode this week, so episode 1000 falls on the Monday... Monday episode, or Monday expose?

01:59:32.000 I don't know.

01:59:33.000 My friends, smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, share the show with your friends, but more importantly, head over to TimCast.com, click join us, become a member, because in just a few minutes, the members-only uncensored show will be appearing on that front page, not so family-friendly, but very funny, and you definitely want to hang out.

01:59:48.000 We take callers.

01:59:50.000 from the Discord server.

01:59:50.000 That means if you're a member, you can actually submit questions and potentially call into the show.

01:59:54.000 You gotta be a member for at least six months, or you can skip the line by signing up at $25 per month.

01:59:59.000 It's basically a screening process to keep the weirdos out, but do it!

02:00:02.000 The members-only show's gonna be very, very fun.

02:00:04.000 You can follow the show at Timcast IRL.

02:00:06.000 You can follow me personally at Timcast.

02:00:09.000 And Michael's currently chewing, so... Shane, do you wanna shout anything out?

02:00:12.000 I'll talk out for him, yeah.

02:00:13.000 I wanna hear him talk.

02:00:14.000 My name's Michael Malice!

02:00:15.000 I do a bunch of stuff!

02:00:18.000 Is that what I sound like to you?

02:00:20.000 I've got to go slow!

02:00:27.000 I love you, Michael Malice.

02:00:28.000 Michael, do you want to shout anything out?

02:00:29.000 My latest book is whitepillbook.com, off to Japan on Friday, and I think I'm going to have to drop two more books this year, but I'm doing a crowdfunding, hopefully every July I will return my calls to my graphic novel, and maybe I'll launch it here.

02:00:43.000 Do you have any knowledge about the graphic novel?

02:00:46.000 Yes, it's a script I wrote 20 years ago about a band from the 80s, and it's a very great story, and it's one of the only bands, other than GWAR, where the music is irrelevant to the story.

02:00:54.000 Is it fiction?

02:00:55.000 Uh, non-fiction.

02:00:56.000 Non-fiction?

02:00:57.000 Sweet.

02:00:58.000 But wait, is it a script you wrote?

02:00:59.000 I wrote a script, and then the keyboard player for the band did the animation for American Splendor, the movie, and through that I met Harvey Pekar, who wrote the graphic novel about me, Ego Hubris.

02:01:09.000 I'm trying to understand this, Harvey.

02:01:11.000 Your graphic novel is based on a script you wrote?

02:01:13.000 Correct, a screenplay.

02:01:14.000 A screenplay, but the screenplay is non-fiction?

02:01:16.000 Correct.

02:01:17.000 But does that mean that you wrote the lines for people or what?

02:01:19.000 Yes, but I mean, yeah.

02:01:21.000 I don't understand why you're confused.

02:01:22.000 Oh, I see.

02:01:24.000 It's like a biopic?

02:01:25.000 Yes, exactly.

02:01:26.000 Well, that sounds awesome.

02:01:28.000 It was a pleasure to be here with you, Michael.

02:01:30.000 I did just start reading The White Pill and it's awesome so far.

02:01:32.000 Thank you.

02:01:33.000 So yeah, I'm a father and an expert, and I got a book out right now called Yes, Your New Baby is a Savage.

02:01:39.000 It's peer-reviewed.

02:01:41.000 Everyone, Google agrees, all the experts agree, it's the best book about parenting.

02:01:45.000 That's at shanecashman.com.

02:01:47.000 I got a very important book coming out for pre-orders at the end of this month.

02:01:50.000 That's called The Year of the Pariah.

02:01:52.000 It's a collection of controversial profiles of people.

02:01:55.000 Am I in that one?

02:01:57.000 You're not in that one.

02:01:57.000 You're in volume two.

02:01:58.000 Okay.

02:01:59.000 After the serial killings done.

02:02:00.000 Second comes right after first.

02:02:02.000 That's right.

02:02:03.000 Finish the job.

02:02:04.000 And then I'll be hosting a live show soon.

02:02:06.000 It'll be Sunday evenings.

02:02:07.000 I can't wait to do it.

02:02:08.000 It was awesome to be here.

02:02:09.000 Yeah, it was a really fun show.

02:02:10.000 I wish it could have kept going.

02:02:11.000 The bucko part was really sad, but other than that, it was super fun.

02:02:13.000 It is going to keep going, baby.

02:02:14.000 It's going to get hotter and hotter.

02:02:16.000 I want to shout out John Fetterman.

02:02:17.000 Thank you for reminding me.

02:02:18.000 Love you, John.

02:02:20.000 Michael Malice and the White Pill.

02:02:22.000 And I think that's everything else.

02:02:24.000 That's all right.

02:02:24.000 I wanted to get in touch with.

02:02:25.000 See you later, everyone.

02:02:27.000 Cool.

02:02:27.000 Thanks for coming, Michael.

02:02:29.000 Camera's a lot of focus.

02:02:30.000 There it is.

02:02:31.000 Shrek 2 is upside down because it's like the magnum opus of our country and we're in crisis.

02:02:36.000 So if anyone's asking.

02:02:37.000 Anyways, I'msherv.com.

02:02:38.000 Let's get to the after show.

02:02:39.000 I'm going to title the after show one of the naughty things we weren't allowed to say.

02:02:43.000 Check it out at TimCast.com.

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