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00:02:48 It's the only news that matters.

00:02:50 The U.S. is playing in the World Cup against Bosnia and Herzegovina.

00:02:55 And we're going to be in the background watching this because we can't show it on the show, but we will be watching the game, of course.

00:03:00 The only thing anyone really cares about.

00:03:02 And this is evidenced by the fact that there's literally no news today.

00:03:05 Like, good luck.

00:03:06 The big story that every network has been talking about is this Democrat who ousted a 15 term incumbent in Colorado.

00:03:13 The Democratic Socialists are all celebrating.

00:03:15 Write ups popping up saying the Democrats are in civil war and the establishment is losing.

00:03:20 I don't know if they're losing, though, because in Illinois they actually won.

00:03:24 In New York they lost, and in Colorado, this one seat the DSA has won.

00:03:27 So we shall see.

00:03:28 But you know what, guys?

00:03:30 Tomorrow we got a special episode for you.

00:03:32 And Friday we have a special episode for you because we are entering the best, the greatest holiday that exists anywhere in the world.

00:03:39 There is no better holiday other than American Independence Day.

00:03:43 Nothing is greater.

00:03:44 I hope you all enjoy a nice burger, a hot dog on the grill, explosions in the sky.

00:03:49 Do you guys do the grilled corn in the cob?

00:03:51 Because I recommend it.

00:03:52 It's going to be a fun, fun 4th of July.

00:03:54 And so we will be still with, we have episodes for you, but I get it.

00:03:59 Right now, everybody is checked out.

00:03:59 I get it.

00:04:01 We got America Fest 250 in DC.

00:04:03 I went and checked that thing out.

00:04:04 It was awesome.

00:04:06 The media is lying about everything.

00:04:08 Jim Acosta and these people are putting up videos like, ain't nobody here.

00:04:11 It's so empty.

00:04:12 I went there and it was crowded.

00:04:14 If it was any more crowded, it would be impossible.

00:04:17 Not only did I have to wait in line, I had to wait in line in the rain because people wanted to get in.

00:04:21 It wasn't the biggest line, but it took about 15, 20 minutes.

00:04:23 We get in.

00:04:24 And then you try to go to any one of these state booths and they're crowded.

00:04:28 It's nuts.

00:04:30 It's a single file line in and out if you want to actually look at anything.

00:04:33 It was pretty dang difficult.

00:04:34 They had a rodeo, a lot of fun.

00:04:35 The line for the Ferris wheel had like 300 people.

00:04:38 So we did our rounds, we checked out our states, had a good time, and then got dinner and came home.

00:04:43 Everybody, these leftists just complain about everything nonstop.

00:04:47 We get it.

00:04:47 And you get it.

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00:07:14 Joining us tonight to talk about this and football.

00:07:17 Is Count Dankula.

00:07:19 Hello.

00:07:20 I actually don't really like football that much.

00:07:22 Well, that's too bad because it's happening.

00:07:24 It's happening to you.

00:07:25 That's fine. 0.95

00:07:26 I mean, America's about to celebrate its 250th anniversary, and Bosnia and Herzegovina wasn't even a country like 15 years ago, so I don't even really care.

00:07:26 I don't know about it.

00:07:34 So we better not lose.

00:07:35 It's just made up.

00:07:38 And why is it two countries? 0.97

00:07:39 I know, it's not fair.

00:07:40 We have to play two countries right now.

00:07:42 At once, yeah.

00:07:42 Yeah, I know, actually.

00:07:43 Yeah, that's cheating.

00:07:44 Is this like.

00:07:46 This is the epitome of ignorance on geography and European affairs, but like.

00:07:50 Did Bosnia and Herzegovina like threaten to go to war and then decided we'll be one country, but we're still going to be separate countries?

00:07:57 Well, so it was a sort of a most of a like, we're sick of everybody killing us.

00:08:01 So we're going to form our own country. 0.51

00:08:03 And then kind of like Serbia and everybody else went, you can't do that. 0.98

00:08:06 And then started killing them more.

00:08:09 And then like the UN got involved and very famously did nothing. 0.91

00:08:13 As they do.

00:08:14 Yeah, essentially.

00:08:15 Yeah.

00:08:15 As they do.

00:08:16 We got the boys hanging out.

00:08:17 Yeah.

00:08:18 What's going on, Patriots?

00:08:19 I'm monitoring the situation with the football as previously noted.

00:08:22 Also, on a bit of a more serious note, I do want to shout out a gift, send, go of a good friend, patriot friend, who I think you guys would all know.

00:08:33 His mother is going through a pretty difficult situation.

00:08:36 She's dealing with a very aggressive cancer.

00:08:38 She's actually been working full time up until now to maintain her insurance, but the chemotherapy has failed.

00:08:44 It's gotten really dire.

00:08:46 So she's had to quit her job and she's had to go to Oklahoma City to get further treatment.

00:08:52 So there's a gift, send, go out there.

00:08:55 To help her pay for her medical expenses and other expenses related to this.

00:08:59 So, yeah, the link should be in the description.

00:09:01 It's also on my Twitter.

00:09:02 I just retweeted it now.

00:09:03 So, help out a Patriot mother.

00:09:06 It's a really good cause.

00:09:07 It's thousands of people watching.

00:09:08 If you could slide a dollar over, I mean, that would mean the world to them.

00:09:10 So, yeah, I just wanted to give a quick shout out to that.

00:09:12 But yes, lots of football to keep up with.

00:09:14 If you guys hear me yelp at some point, I mean.

00:09:16 So, there's like a guy.

00:09:17 We can't show any of this, obviously.

00:09:18 But there's like a guy on the ground.

00:09:21 I can't tell if he's pretending that he's hurt because it's soccer.

00:09:23 Yeah, he's pretending.

00:09:25 Yeah, I think they could.

00:09:26 He's like rubbing his forehead, but they're claiming he injured his ankle, I guess.

00:09:29 That's the problem with his.

00:09:29 And now he's running just fine.

00:09:31 Yeah.

00:09:31 I hate soccer, dude.

00:09:32 This is why.

00:09:33 They got to stop this.

00:09:33 The game would be a lot more fun if people didn't just like trip over their own shoelaces and then start flailing like they're having a seizure.

00:09:40 You have to be a bitch to play soccer. 1.00

00:09:41 They definitely milk it. 1.00

00:09:43 Well, it's funny because like for years, everyone has called soccer gay and they do have a bit of a point. 0.97

00:09:48 But I've been like, since I was like eight years old, I've followed the U.S. national team like religiously. 0.97

00:09:53 And then now all my friends who have called it gay for years are like sheepishly asking me, like, go, so which player is good?

00:09:58 They're doing well now.

00:10:00 And now all of a sudden, like, that's gone.

00:10:02 Because we're going to win.

00:10:02 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:03 We're like, it's still gay if we lose, but if we continue to win, then it's actually the best thing ever.

00:10:07 And we've always loved soccer.

00:10:11 Any sport that can end 0 0 at the end of the game, I'm not interested.

00:10:15 Yeah, so what happens if it goes 0 0 tonight?

00:10:17 I get paid extra time.

00:10:19 I get paid extra time there.

00:10:20 And that's it until somebody wins.

00:10:21 Yeah.

00:10:22 But you know, it's funny because then some people are like, oh, I don't like soccer because it's too low scoring.

00:10:22 Yeah.

00:10:26 But like football is just made up points.

00:10:27 Like if a game is like 3 2, that's 3 2, but in football, that's 21 to.

00:10:32 You know, 14, and they're like, Oh, that was a high-scoring game.

00:10:35 So it's like maybe if soccer added like fake points onto the goals, then I think it could stir some more interest.

00:10:41 No, I think it makes sense.

00:10:42 The reason why American football has the scoring system that does is to create a divisional difference between the value of a kick, field goal versus a touchdown.

00:10:51 You just do like a third of a point.

00:10:54 Which is what they did.

00:10:56 They just used whole numbers.

00:10:57 I'm just saying, I think if they want to generate more interest in soccer, they should tack on like extra points.

00:11:01 So it should be not three, two, it should be like 21.

00:11:03 No, no. 0.99

00:11:04 Soccer needs to add three pointers.

00:11:06 All right.

00:11:06 Yeah.

00:11:07 And like if a goalie scores a goal, which is like super hard to do in rare, it should be like five points.

00:11:07 Yeah.

00:11:12 First came in the early 1990s, they were trying to figure out ways to engage the American audience.

00:11:17 So, one of the famous examples they had was they had a soccer shootout, and one of the players would start at half field and would have to dribble down the field and fake out the goalie instead of a regular penalty.

00:11:27 They were trying all these different things.

00:11:28 Give them helmets. 0.59

00:11:30 Give them shin pads and make it full contact.

00:11:32 Get rid of the whole card thing where if you bump into someone, a dude's in a flop.

00:11:37 Get rid of all that stuff.

00:11:38 I got to be honest. 1.00

00:11:39 I'm going to flail around the ground like girls. 1.00

00:11:41 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:42 It's like your little brother tailing on you.

00:11:44 No, no, no. 1.00

00:11:44 Liars. 1.00

00:11:45 You give them. 0.99

00:11:46 You give them helmets, but like medieval helmets.

00:11:49 You give them full plate armor and you give them dull swords.

00:11:53 We don't really want anyone to hurt, but make them actually have swords and shields and charge at each other.

00:11:58 And there's no ball and there's no goals.

00:12:00 And then just, you know.

00:12:01 They should joust.

00:12:02 Chariots. 0.74

00:12:05 Chariots.

00:12:06 And they can't drink any water for 24 hours before the game starts.

00:12:11 In the armor, in the sun, dehydrated.

00:12:13 So you know what a fun sport would be?

00:12:14 Like, you each get, like, each team gets 12 dudes.

00:12:19 And you have to choose a like warrior, European warrior fighting style.

00:12:25 So you can be like, we're going to go with just like, you know, a phalanx.

00:12:30 You know, we're going to go with the broad spears, you know, and then someone else is going to choose like a different, you know, fighting style or whatever.

00:12:37 And then they got to, the goal is to get to the other side or something like that.

00:12:40 We have a team like that. 0.99

00:12:41 They're a bunch of Huns. 0.87

00:12:42 None of you will get that joke, but that's probably going to get me in trouble back. 0.50

00:12:45 I would, if we're going to knock on your door, yeah, you get it. 1.00

00:12:50 If that were the case, I'd go with an L shaped.

00:12:52 Ambush supported by fires.

00:12:55 The Scottish dig up these like archaic terms for each other to utilize in the old firm, which is quite interesting to me.

00:13:01 Yeah, well, it's Fenians and Fenian just sort of essentially means Catholic warrior, but it's a sort of a thing where it's like the N word, but it's like we can say it.

00:13:10 The songs that are sung so there's the Protestant British club and then there's the Catholic Irish club, and the songs they sing are hilarious.

00:13:17 Like one of my favorite ones the British Unionist club sings is The Famine is Over.

00:13:23 Why don't you?

00:13:26 I'll sing it.

00:13:27 Why don't you go home?

00:13:28 Why don't you go home?

00:13:30 The famine is over.

00:13:31 Why don't you go home?

00:13:34 There's worse ones than that, by the way.

00:13:35 Oh, that's the most innocent one we can sing.

00:13:37 The ones that's bad where it's like, we are the Billy Boys, which King William, the very famous Protestant king, 1698.

00:13:37 Oh, no.

00:13:43 They're up to their knees.

00:13:45 And there was a, we are the Billy Boys. 0.55

00:13:48 We're up to our knees in Fenian blood. 0.92

00:13:50 Surrender or you'll die. 0.98

00:13:52 And it's like kids singing these.

00:13:55 I've had that sung at me.

00:13:55 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:13:56 I think.

00:13:58 I think it's not fair because America basically just buys people from all over the world to have the good team.

00:14:04 We've got a history of doing that, to be fair. 1.00

00:14:05 No, but Bosnia is just Bosnians. 0.99

00:14:09 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:14:10 Yeah, yeah.

00:14:11 Like the people who are playing for Bosnia are just from Bosnia.

00:14:13 In America, it's like we just bought some Chinese guy and some Brazilian guy.

00:14:17 How much is the average Bosnian? 1.00

00:14:19 You could probably get it. 1.00

00:14:20 Yeah.

00:14:21 How much?

00:14:21 I mean, we're.

00:14:23 I know that we're not the birthplace of capitalism, but we've really perfected it.

00:14:27 So I think that actually fits.

00:14:28 Yeah, you can't buy people anymore.

00:14:30 They made it illegal.

00:14:31 Unless it's on a song.

00:14:34 I just saw an ad for Bank of America and it says BOFA.

00:14:37 And it said, I'm like, do you think that they regret calling their company BOFA?

00:14:42 I bet they probably do. 0.85

00:14:43 Both of these nuts.

00:14:44 And to your point, Tate, I think you can still buy people in Nevada.

00:14:48 It's on an hourly basis.

00:14:50 Wayfair, you can do that, I know.

00:14:52 That's a different thing.

00:14:54 All right, let's talk about these communists.

00:14:57 So here's the news.

00:14:58 We got this from the New York Times.

00:14:59 Left wing insurgent ousts 15 term congresswoman in Colorado, Millette Kiros, a 29 year old Democratic socialist, unseated Representative Diana DeGette in the Democratic primary.

00:15:10 So we're seeing a lot of this, and it looks like we are going to see a lot more.

00:15:13 The Democrats are basically fighting with each other.

00:15:17 And, you know, I'm just not going to waste time.

00:15:19 Civil War, we've got this video.

00:15:21 Wisconsin Democrat staffer Teja Delarue is calling on activists to end the lives of Republicans.

00:15:27 I'm going to be careful how it's said.

00:15:28 We're going to make this the moderate position for the state of Wisconsin.

00:15:33 I can't even play the video on YouTube.

00:15:36 So, you know, welcome to America.

00:15:39 And is this your first time, Hank?

00:15:41 No, no, no.

00:15:42 I've been here twice before.

00:15:44 Yeah, but the last time I was here was like 2019, so it's definitely been a while.

00:15:48 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:15:49 It was the last time I was here.

00:15:50 You feel like it's better or worse?

00:15:51 What?

00:15:51 You feel like the tensions are better or worse?

00:15:54 Tensions are probably worse, but I love this place.

00:15:56 I love it.

00:15:57 I just admit, well, yeah, of course, we all do.

00:15:59 But like, you know, the last time you said was what, 2019?

00:15:59 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:03 It's pretty wild to see a Democrat staffer saying the moderate position is to end the lives of Republicans, but I'm not surprised.

00:16:08 Not only.

00:16:09 They've been saying that for years now, like.

00:16:11 No, no.

00:16:12 But not in a Democrat staffer.

00:16:14 I mean, like the far left, yes, but now they're basically winning these positions of power. 0.99

00:16:18 To be fair, that is a mentally deranged or a mentally disordered person. 0.97

00:16:22 It's a guy who thinks he's a lady. 0.98

00:16:23 That's right. 1.00

00:16:24 I mean, those are the ones you got to watch out for.

00:16:26 You do.

00:16:26 But, you know, it's worth pointing out like it started with, you know, Trump.

00:16:30 It started with punch Nazis. 1.00

00:16:32 Then it was like, you know, kill all the Nazis. 1.00

00:16:34 And then it was, you know, we got to take care of Trump. 0.99

00:16:37 Now it's just your run of the mill Republican.

00:16:40 It's going to be Democrats because if you listen to the way they talk, The revolution doesn't stop.

00:16:47 So eventually they're going to go after your run of the mill Democrats, people like Chuck Schumer, people like, you know, what's her name, Elizabeth Warren.

00:16:56 Those people, their heads are going to be on the chopping block too, because liberals get the bullet too.

00:17:00 That's the famous communist saying, right?

00:17:03 And now there's a ton of Democrats, Chris Murphy from Connecticut, that are talking about, oh, you know, maybe we do need some socialism.

00:17:10 Maybe we need to welcome this energy and blah, blah, blah.

00:17:13 Those people are putting their own.

00:17:16 Their own candidacies, their own positions at risk by welcoming these people in because they are not here to work with Democrats.

00:17:25 They have come out and said over and over and over we look at the Democrat Party as a vehicle, not because we're Democrats.

00:17:32 They do not want to be Democrats and they will go after the Democrats.

00:17:35 And should things, you know, God forbid, should things get kinetic, the Democrats, they're on the chopping block too.

00:17:42 And it's the height of irresponsibility to allow these people in their party and to.

00:17:48 Bend the knee to their ideas because they are not moderates and they say they're not moderates.

00:17:53 Yeah, on one hand, it would be funny to see Democrats getting their comeuppance, but then on the other hand, it's going to be these lunatics that are occupying the positions of power, which, yeah, that's not going to work out for anyone.

00:18:03 Not at all. 0.59

00:18:04 I don't, I'm sorry.

00:18:06 I just, soccer, you know.

00:18:08 I'm just watching this while you guys are talking, wondering why it is that they don't just put the ball in the net.

00:18:14 It's a very salient question.

00:18:16 Yeah.

00:18:17 I mean, he's a great struggle of the World Cup.

00:18:17 Yeah.

00:18:20 Why does not the man.

00:18:22 Kicking the ball, just not kick the ball into the net.

00:18:25 It's a big net, too.

00:18:27 I mean, look, I think, like, you know, to get serious about analysis for the night, I do think the team here that scores the most goals will likely go on to win the game.

00:18:35 I've heard that.

00:18:36 I do believe that is an astute point.

00:18:39 No, I know in baseball, like nobody's running interference, but like the strike zone is very, very small.

00:18:43 And you got to get that little ball through the strike zone.

00:18:45 That thing's got to be, what, eight, 10 yards wide?

00:18:49 I guess they made the field so big.

00:18:50 So everyone's like running at 10% energy.

00:18:54 Dude, you got to have balls of steel to be a goalie.

00:18:56 Yeah.

00:18:57 Like nothing else.

00:18:58 Like you're the hockey, maybe.

00:18:59 Beyond the, like, the value of the goalie is probably like 10 to 100x any one of these other players.

00:19:05 Yeah.

00:19:06 A good goalie makes or breaks a team. 1.00

00:19:07 Because I've watched women play soccer. 1.00

00:19:09 I've watched soccer go all the way out in five. 1.00

00:19:10 And for the, yeah.

00:19:12 It just makes sense.

00:19:14 Well, the U.S. has had this history of always.

00:19:16 We're crushing.

00:19:17 Look at that.

00:19:18 And the U.S. has had this history of great goalkeepers over the years.

00:19:21 This is the first time we've had a keeper who's not too confident in, but he is a Harvard grad.

00:19:26 He has an economics degree from Harvard, which is kind of interesting.

00:19:28 So he's probably making some calculations.

00:19:29 So he's woke. 1.00

00:19:31 I think he might be a chud. 1.00

00:19:31 I don't know. 1.00

00:19:32 We have a few chuds on the team. 1.00

00:19:33 Chuds? 1.00

00:19:34 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:34 Cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers. 1.00

00:19:36 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:38 See, do you kids even know what chud means?

00:19:40 I mean, I do.

00:19:41 Because we are cultured individuals, right?

00:19:41 I know, right.

00:19:44 Bro, Chud is legend.

00:19:45 Do you know what Chud is?

00:19:47 I've held the town before. 0.99

00:19:48 So it's from an 80s horror movie, Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. 0.99

00:19:53 Legend. 0.52

00:19:54 Basically, zombies in the sewers.

00:19:57 The Vegas homeless people.

00:19:58 I didn't know what they were talking about.

00:20:01 I don't know that they're eating each other, though.

00:20:02 Maybe I hope you know.

00:20:04 We don't hope you know.

00:20:06 They probably are.

00:20:07 They're staying alive.

00:20:09 I mean, look, it's pitch black.

00:20:11 And you're like looking around and you can't see anything and you find a A piece of meat, you might be like, Yeah, food's food, you know what I mean?

00:20:17 They're all on fentanyl.

00:20:18 Any of those guys could wake up and his legs were gone and he would have no idea. 0.99

00:20:21 He didn't feel a fucking thing. 0.98

00:20:22 Remember crocodile? 0.99

00:20:23 I was like, Look at his face.

00:20:24 Oh, yeah.

00:20:24 I do remember crocodile.

00:20:25 People eating each other.

00:20:26 People eating each other.

00:20:27 Rotting you from the inside.

00:20:28 That stuff, I'm sure, actually makes you go into necrosis.

00:20:30 Is that when people were eating each other?

00:20:32 No, that was bath salts.

00:20:33 That was bath salts.

00:20:34 There was the bridge zombie.

00:20:35 The guy just ate someone's face because he was eating.

00:20:38 Yeah.

00:20:38 I remember my mom threw out all the bath salts from the bathroom because she thought it was like literal bath salts that's like routinely happening.

00:20:44 We can't have these in the house.

00:20:45 Oh, we almost got one.

00:20:47 Almost got one.

00:20:48 Just need one.

00:20:48 We just need one.

00:20:49 They're saying that the U.S. has 65% possession, which proves that we're better than Bosnia. 1.00

00:20:56 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:56 Actually, I'm pretty surprised that Bosnia has done really well. 1.00

00:21:01 It's a testament to their will and the fortitude of a nation.

00:21:06 So good for them.

00:21:07 Yeah, it's kind of weird as the Slavic players are very overrepresented in the World Cup.

00:21:10 The Slavs tend to be really good at sport.

00:21:12 They're also really good at basketball, famously, like Djokic, Donchic.

00:21:17 Man, he had a chance to get it in there. 0.99

00:21:19 They're good at dying in World War II. 0.94

00:21:19 He did. 0.94

00:21:21 Yeah, they're really good at killing each other.

00:21:23 I think the goal of the global elites is to replace war with soccer.

00:21:23 Yeah.

00:21:28 Well, we were talking about that pre show how frustrating it is in Scotland to see so much energy channeled into Sundays for soccer when it could be channeled in political projects.

00:21:37 I mean, the club we were discussing, the British Unionist Club, is very right wing coded, but those guys get all the energy siphoned off.

00:21:45 It's pretty crazy that because of the Great Firewall of Scotland, they can't watch Braveheart there.

00:21:50 But in Scotland.

00:21:51 Yeah, you guys, it's true.

00:21:53 People aren't allowed to watch Braveheart because it'll make you guys actually fight for your land.

00:21:58 It'll make revolution.

00:22:00 No, no, no, that's not true.

00:22:02 The Great Firewall of Scotland.

00:22:04 You'll get arrested if you post Braveheart quotes.

00:22:06 Actually, I'm kidding.

00:22:07 But you probably would, right?

00:22:10 If you do anything that could possibly stir up violence and all that, you can get arrested for that.

00:22:15 Like teach your dog a trick.

00:22:18 Your second video, I think, was your magnum opus.

00:22:20 What one was that? 0.99

00:22:22 When the Black Lives Matter fist. 0.97

00:22:24 Oh, was that the. 0.85

00:22:25 What was that?

00:22:26 Was when I taught the other pug?

00:22:27 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:28 Oh, yeah, that one. 1.00

00:22:28 Yeah, that taught me to get excited whenever I say black power. 1.00

00:22:31 And then you were like, oh no, the.

00:22:33 Was it the liberals are coming?

00:22:34 So you had to hide the Torah?

00:22:35 Yeah, I had Radiotora and everything like that.

00:22:37 Yeah, that was when I had Buddha coming to the door. 1.00

00:22:39 I was like, oh no, the Stasi are here. 1.00

00:22:41 Yeah, yeah, I remember that.

00:22:41 Yeah.

00:22:43 That was funny.

00:22:44 No, but I mean, the funny thing is, I bet if you posted a quote from Braveheart in the right context, you're going to jail.

00:22:53 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:54 And our country's very nervous about that right now.

00:22:57 Like, really nervous.

00:22:58 They're making moves.

00:23:00 Like, it's just.

00:23:01 Like, have you heard of it?

00:23:02 It all came out.

00:23:03 If you've heard of the Riku unit, that's recently been exposed, but it's something we've suspected for a while. 0.54

00:23:07 The Nudge unit.

00:23:08 You never heard of these guys?

00:23:09 No, no, no.

00:23:10 Oh, this is up.

00:23:10 We suspect that they're in the UK in general.

00:23:12 UK in general. 0.75

00:23:13 It's basically, have you not noticed how anyone that's a victim of a migrant attack or their family or anything, they all say the exact same script.

00:23:21 They would never have wanted this to be used to sow division or empower the far right and blah, blah, blah.

00:23:26 It's almost word for word verbatim.

00:23:28 They all say the same thing. 0.96

00:23:29 They get a visit from the nudge unit.

00:23:31 And the nudge unit basically go, if you say what you really want to say and that causes riots and violence all up and down the country, you're going to jail.

00:23:39 Right, so they threatened them with it.

00:23:40 And see how the whole standing around saying, don't look back in anger sing song?

00:23:44 They arranged that.

00:23:44 That was them.

00:23:45 They engineered the entire thing.

00:23:46 They even have undercover agents to lay rates.

00:23:49 If you sang, don't look back in anger, they'd arrest you?

00:23:51 No, no, no.

00:23:52 See how after the Manchester Arena bombing, when they had everybody saying, don't look back in anger, the whole, don't be violent, type of thing, they arranged it.

00:23:59 It was them that started that.

00:24:01 Well, they were like, oh, it was in Manchester.

00:24:03 It's like the Oasis song, don't look back in anger.

00:24:07 But basically, they've been caught.

00:24:08 Now.

00:24:09 And one thing that came out that they did as well is see everything, essentially everything that leftists believe was propaganda that came from them.

00:24:17 They engineered news articles and everything.

00:24:19 Yeah.

00:24:20 I'm just, guys, you know what?

00:24:22 I'm done.

00:24:23 So I've been talking about this because I interviewed Michael McCarthy, Irish nationalist guy.

00:24:30 I interviewed him on Sunday.

00:24:31 That's going to be up tomorrow for the show on IRL.

00:24:34 And it's funny how he's telling me about all of the stuff in Ireland that's one for one identical to the United States.

00:24:39 NGOs, government funding to NGOs to prop up mass migration and leftist propaganda.

00:24:44 And I'm like, oh, yeah, that happened here too.

00:24:46 And it's like every country has the same exact conspiracy scenario playing out.

00:24:52 Yeah.

00:24:53 Like it's on purpose.

00:24:54 Yeah.

00:24:55 And it's just the thing that's really weird is they are nervous.

00:24:57 They are nervous about like discord up and down the country because you saw that leaked footage where the police like to do riot drills where they're all geared up with their shields, but it's other police officers like throwing chairs and throwing bricks at them.

00:25:09 And it's just to train them for a riot situation.

00:25:11 Except the actors who were police officers dressed as the rioters were all wearing union jacks and had crosses emblazoned on them and everything.

00:25:20 I think they know that something like that is coming and they're basically preparing for it.

00:25:24 But the problem is, every time they double down, they just make it worse. 0.97

00:25:27 Like the Riku unit just got caught, they got caught hard.

00:25:30 But they were fomenting protests?

00:25:32 They weren't fomenting protests.

00:25:33 They were doing everything they could to prevent any violence from happening up and down the country to the point where they were engineering news articles.

00:25:40 They were visiting victims' families and threatening them, do not say this stuff.

00:25:44 They even done things like they arranged people to go up and like they were undercover agents, but they were going up and like laying wreaths at remembrance sites for victims and stuff like that.

00:25:53 But they were agents.

00:25:54 Wow.

00:25:54 Yeah.

00:25:55 And they were even arranging like boy bands to travel around and pure go.

00:25:58 Muslims are great, actually, and everything, like perform in these areas.

00:26:02 It was just, and the thing is that all the stuff that the leftists believe came from them.

00:26:05 So they're having a bit of a crisis right now.

00:26:07 Is it like, do I actually, am I actually a lovely, anti racist, wonderful person?

00:26:13 Or have I been like psy opting engineers into believing this stuff?

00:26:16 And it sounds like they have been.

00:26:18 Like, yeah.

00:26:19 I mean, even in the US, like all of the things that the leftists basically believe, it's all like a psyop.

00:26:25 Like, it's, yeah.

00:26:26 It was also, I mean, you know, what's his name?

00:26:29 Paulo Freire.

00:26:30 You're familiar with him, right?

00:26:31 I think so.

00:26:32 So, he wrote a book called The Pedagogy of Education.

00:26:34 Basically, what he said in the book was like, look, there is no neutral way to educate people.

00:26:40 Everything's political.

00:26:41 So, we should look at, you should teach kids to see the world through oppressor and oppressed and blah, blah, blah.

00:26:46 That book educated all the teachers in like the early 90s here in the U.S.

00:26:51 And then those teachers went on to teach the schools of education.

00:26:56 So, all the teachers that were teaching teachers were teaching them that curriculum.

00:27:00 Then those teachers got out into the world and they started teaching kids.

00:27:04 So, you got like two or three generations, or maybe even more now, three or four generations of kids that have been taught by the federal school system or the school system with the curriculum that is approved by the federal government, by the Department of Education.

00:27:17 They've all been taught hey, this is basically a Marxist world we live in.

00:27:21 The people that are in positions of power got there by oppressing other people.

00:27:25 The people that have money, they got there by oppressing their workers, blah, blah, blah.

00:27:28 And now the result is the DSA is winning all across the country.

00:27:33 It does take a little bit of the economic.

00:27:36 Issues that we're having right now, the inflation doesn't help. 0.86

00:27:38 The fact that boomers are holding on to their houses and kids can't get, you know, young people can't get houses, that's all like real and true.

00:27:46 But what that is doing is it's making these kids think that the stuff they learned in school is actually real because of the economic problems that they're running into.

00:27:56 So it's all been a psyop for the past 30, 40 years, teaching kids basically to hate the government, the United States as a whole, not just the government, because you can hate the government, that's fine.

00:28:07 Hate the United States, hate everything we stand for.

00:28:10 The rich people are all trying to, they're all oppressing people, blah, blah, blah.

00:28:15 And you hear it all the time.

00:28:16 It's like people hating on Elon Musk.

00:28:18 Like, why do you hate on Elon Musk?

00:28:19 He's like.

00:28:20 They loved him for such a long time.

00:28:22 He's the electric car guy and he's going to take us to Mars.

00:28:25 Wait a minute.

00:28:25 He had like a few milquetoast right wing opinions.

00:28:28 He's the devil. 1.00

00:28:29 I hate him. 1.00

00:28:29 He should be destroyed. 1.00

00:28:30 I'm going to set fire to his Tesla. 0.99

00:28:32 These are the people that are meant to be like, let's go green.

00:28:34 And they're like setting fire to the electric car for reasons for that.

00:28:38 We can throw it a little bit in the other direction.

00:28:39 I don't think it's a one for one to be fair, but.

00:28:41 The right celebrating Elon Musk as a champion for his free speech, but he's also a guy who's fathered like 76 kids from like 43 women.

00:28:47 You know what I mean? 0.55

00:28:48 It's very Genghis Khanian. 1.00

00:28:50 Yeah, that's fair. 0.75

00:28:50 Yeah, I bet Charlemagne in there. 0.75

00:28:52 We're going to have a whole generation of people when everyone's like, I'm a descendant of Elon.

00:28:58 When he talks about the birth rate, he's like, I pulled A, I did my part.

00:29:01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:03 No, no, it's the fathering thing, which conservatives actually do criticize him for, which is fair. 1.00

00:29:08 African American. 0.97

00:29:09 I still would argue, I think. 0.98

00:29:10 I mean, I mean, it's, you know, it's, you know, I do think, you know, it's one of those things, you know, it's, I mean, he's from Africa. 1.00

00:29:26 I mean, you know, what are you going to do?

00:29:27 So, a funny story.

00:29:28 Do you guys know how independent skateboard trucks got rid of their logo because they thought it was racist?

00:29:35 Yep.

00:29:35 So, I have this board behind me.

00:29:36 I don't know if we can see it on camera.

00:29:37 Yeah, you can see it.

00:29:38 That logo is used to be the independent truck company skateboard logo.

00:29:44 It looks like an iron cross.

00:29:45 You can't actually see it.

00:29:46 It's a little skewed, but right there.

00:29:46 Can you see it?

00:29:48 So they were like, it's an iron cross.

00:29:50 It's racist.

00:29:51 And after 50 years, they abandoned the IP.

00:29:54 They removed it from all their products.

00:29:56 So I immediately took it, put it on my boards that this is now the Tim Pool Skateboard Company logo.

00:30:01 It's mine.

00:30:02 We've had it for years.

00:30:02 We sell the logo.

00:30:03 Never once had this at a thing.

00:30:05 Here's the funny thing they removed the symbol from all their trucks.

00:30:08 I go to a skate shop.

00:30:10 I look at the trucks, and a guy at the shop tells me, like, oh, yeah, like all the new ones have removed that symbol for being racist.

00:30:16 And they were selling trucks with instead a spade on it.

00:30:20 And I started busting out laughing.

00:30:22 Much better, much better.

00:30:23 I started busting out laughing.

00:30:24 And I was like, I'm not going to sit here and argue that in every, like, for the same reason, I'm not going to claim that symbol is racist.

00:30:33 But the spade symbol is substantially more racist in American historical context than this thing is. 0.99

00:30:40 And this is how stupid wokeness is. 0.99

00:30:43 It's how fake it all was. 1.00

00:30:45 No one actually was concerned about racism.

00:30:48 No.

00:30:49 But anyway, I want to stress Elon Musk is probably like the most important person on the planet right now.

00:30:53 Well, that's what you were talking about.

00:30:53 Yeah.

00:30:54 I mean, I remember like being annoyed by Elon fans because they were all like Redditors when he first came on the scene.

00:30:59 And then, yeah, the drastic heel turn from Elon Musk has been a very welcome development.

00:31:04 Yeah, there's like, I mean, historically, this has always been the case.

00:31:07 I mean, Rudyard Kipling, when he released, he had a whole set of books that he released, and he put the swastika on the dust cover because it was like the 1890s. 0.74

00:31:16 So it was like, oh, it's like the Hinduism peace signal.

00:31:18 And then, of course, when the Germans came along, he like desperately asked all the publishers to remove that from the books.

00:31:24 But you can still find all these Rudyard Kipling books with swastikas on them. 0.97

00:31:27 Those are all probably worth more money, too. 0.74

00:31:29 Yeah.

00:31:30 Who would buy those?

00:31:31 Rarities.

00:31:32 They definitely don't have.

00:31:33 Collectors.

00:31:36 I don't.

00:31:36 I only have four.

00:31:40 Can't get the rest.

00:31:41 They're hard to find.

00:31:43 Yeah.

00:31:44 This game's heating up. 0.96

00:31:45 You know, Bosnia, this is what I was afraid of, is that Bosnia would sit in a low block, which means they're fully defensive. 0.97

00:31:51 They're in a fully defensive posture and they're trying to burn us on a catch. 0.87

00:31:54 How close do you think we are from getting it?

00:31:56 So we got to wait 30 minutes and then what happens?

00:32:00 Second half?

00:32:00 In 25 minutes will be the second half.

00:32:02 But they just had a hydration break, which is this new thing that's been added.

00:32:05 Because they think the players will get dehydrated.

00:32:08 The red pill is that it's to get more advertisers.

00:32:10 Did you guys ever see that time when the lightning struck the field and all the players got electrocuted?

00:32:14 Yeah, that was awesome.

00:32:16 God don't like soccer.

00:32:18 That was so based.

00:32:19 Yeah, God's watching and he's like, I got to pause.

00:32:22 If it was the Greek team, it would have been pretty cool.

00:32:28 They're not even mad about it.

00:32:30 My stream's delayed by like five seconds, so I'm like thinking we have to look up and nothing happened.

00:32:35 Nothing ever happens, dude.

00:32:36 So, what's going on? 0.51

00:32:37 The American. 0.90

00:32:39 You can't believe it.

00:32:40 Oh, they're saying he's offside.

00:32:44 No.

00:32:45 How do you do offsides in this?

00:32:46 The last defender back, you can't receive the ball past him.

00:32:50 It's like hockey. 0.97

00:32:51 That's silly.

00:32:52 Well, I mean, otherwise, all the players would line up on either side of the field and you would just boot it down to him. 0.93

00:32:56 I guess that's true.

00:32:57 Yeah.

00:32:58 And then you just have like.

00:33:00 Yeah.

00:33:00 And they would score.

00:33:01 The game is so dumb. 0.99

00:33:01 You would just have NFL. 0.99

00:33:03 They're like, you're not allowed to walk past the guy to score.

00:33:05 That was not a very hard kick.

00:33:08 That guy right there, number 20, he's a great example of birthright citizenship.

00:33:11 His mother came to New York City when she was eight months pregnant.

00:33:14 But hold on.

00:33:15 The American guy?

00:33:16 But is he good at soccer?

00:33:16 Yeah, the guy.

00:33:17 Number 20.

00:33:17 He's like been our best player this tournament.

00:33:19 Okay, so then I'm in favor of birthright citizenship.

00:33:21 Yeah, she was like eight months pregnant, had him, went back to England, and then the official explanation was, I was just vacationing to New York City. 0.90

00:33:27 Now, Hassan Piker is the perfect example of why we shouldn't have birthright citizenship. 0.96

00:33:30 Absolutely. 0.79

00:33:31 He was born here and then flew back to Turkey to be raised, right?

00:33:34 That's a story. 0.97

00:33:36 And then he comes back being like, I hate your country.

00:33:38 And it's like, well, yeah, you're not from here, dude.

00:33:38 Yep.

00:33:39 You're from Turkey.

00:33:41 And then he goes, I was born here.

00:33:41 Yeah.

00:33:42 Like, bro, that's a technicality.

00:33:43 Yeah, I mean, if all of the.

00:33:43 Come on.

00:33:44 Birthright citizenship exploitees were star soccer players.

00:33:48 I wouldn't have as much of an issue with it, but there's only been like two so far.

00:33:50 Here's an interesting angle on the birthright citizenship thing.

00:33:52 The INA gives supreme authority to the, I believe, Secretary of State for denaturalizations and deportations.

00:33:59 The removal of a visa is within his total discretion.

00:34:01 I think that they can make an argument that some of these people who obtained citizenship through birthright still obtained it through fraud.

00:34:07 Yeah, absolutely.

00:34:08 So the argument is if somebody is naturalized, like they go take a test and they're like, you know, they hold up their hand and say, I swear.

00:34:14 If they find out that they lied in some capacity, You can have your citizenship rescinded.

00:34:19 Yeah.

00:34:20 So you can denaturalize somebody.

00:34:22 I would make the argument that the Trump administration should target, particularly someone like Hassan Piker, and say he may have been born here, but it was through fraudulent means.

00:34:31 The Supreme Court says if you are born here to somebody unlawfully, you are still subject.

00:34:37 We got a score! 0.74

00:34:38 The U.S. just scored.

00:34:41 It's the anchor baby.

00:34:42 They got a point.

00:34:43 It's the anchor baby.

00:34:44 Yes, birthright citizen.

00:34:46 Let's go.

00:34:47 All right, now this is where we're going to steamroll. 0.59

00:34:49 Wait, why does it say it's a.

00:34:50 I think it's took it away.

00:34:51 They think he might have been offside.

00:34:52 Let me.

00:34:53 Oh my God, this game is so fake.

00:34:55 No, they've called it. 1.00

00:34:58 That's so stupid. 0.99

00:35:00 Anyway, here's my point. 1.00

00:35:01 The Supreme Court ruled people born here unlawfully, born here to unlawful parents, are subject to the jurisdiction thereof.

00:35:11 They didn't rule that you are a citizen if you are born here.

00:35:14 They ruled people born here to parents here unlawfully are still subject to the jurisdiction thereof.

00:35:21 Trump should make the argument that they are here fraudulently.

00:35:25 And as citizenship was granted under fraudulent circumstances, the INA allows them to rescind citizenship.

00:35:33 Trump could then just issue an executive order right now saying they will begin pursuit of fraud charges against people who are here, who are born here to unlawful parents because they are subject to the jurisdiction thereof.

00:35:45 Their citizenship can be revoked as it was a fraudulent citizenship.

00:35:49 I love it. 1.00

00:35:49 Let's do it. 1.00

00:35:50 Well, I mean, it's the official policy of most airlines that if you're too pregnant, you can't fly.

00:35:50 Yeah.

00:35:54 There was this old show.

00:35:56 In Britain, where they would document the everyday life of an airport employee. 0.99

00:36:02 And they would constantly be popping these Nigerians who were eight months pregnant trying to get on a flight to New York. 0.99

00:36:07 And they would say, You can't travel.

00:36:08 A, it's the airline's policy. 0.89

00:36:09 You're too pregnant. 1.00

00:36:10 B, we would have to talk to the State Department because you're trying to come in on a tourist visa. 1.00

00:36:15 So we already have the laws in place.

00:36:17 And there are instances in which we won't let women that are too pregnant board planes, but it's not universally enforced.

00:36:22 So the Trump administration's next play here is just universally enforced laws. 0.94

00:36:26 That these airlines already have. 0.83

00:36:27 The problem is, though, you sometimes get those women that are so fat that you can't tell they're pregnant. 1.00

00:36:31 That's true. 1.00

00:36:32 Yeah.

00:36:33 That's the worst kind.

00:36:33 That happened to me with someone that I knew recently, and she was like, Oh, I'm due any day now.

00:36:37 And I was like, Oh, I had no idea she was pregnant. 0.95

00:36:41 Yeah, for a supersize. 0.99

00:36:42 The solution for that is don't be friends with fat people.

00:36:45 I know, I try, but they take up so much space, they're hard to avoid.

00:36:48 So check this out 8 USC 1451A procurement by concealment of a material fact or willful misrepresentation.

00:36:56 The government can revoke citizenship if the person deliberately misrepresented or concealed the material fact during the natural decision process or on the application during interview that influenced the approval.

00:36:56 Yep.

00:37:05 This requires proving in these proceedings a fact was misrepresented, it was willful, the fact was material.

00:37:14 So here's what they can do.

00:37:15 When somebody is born here to unlawful parents, if those parents lied in any way on the birth forms, we got them.

00:37:24 So here's the thing that child is being granted citizenship.

00:37:28 By the filing of paperwork at that time by their parent or guardian, but not everyone will lie.

00:37:35 There may be illegal immigrants who say, I'm giving birth and I'm illegal, and that's gonna be a different argument. 0.50

00:37:40 However, if they're here illegally and they file paperwork at the hospital in which they include false information about their residence or home country, now. 0.91

00:37:50 So here's where it makes sense.

00:37:52 Because of this, you could actually revoke Ilhan Omar's citizenship, not because she obtained citizenship for herself.

00:37:59 But because she lied to obtain a citizenship for her brother, allegedly. 0.54

00:38:04 Well, it's, yeah, it's a very simple solution if you are pregnant, you now have to go back to the consulate to get your visa reapproved. 0.67

00:38:11 And you just instruct the consulate to say, if she's pregnant, she's not getting a tourist visa, problem solved. 0.63

00:38:15 It's a very simple fix.

00:38:17 And again, this is sometimes used, even under Democrat presidents.

00:38:22 It's just a matter of making sure we have universal enforcement on this.

00:38:25 That would be the imperative.

00:38:26 Well, I mean, it is under federal jurisdiction.

00:38:28 So, you know, if the administration says, hey, I mean, it shouldn't be that hard to add, you know, are you pregnant or are you expecting a child in the next whatever 90 days or whatever?

00:38:38 You can do something.

00:38:39 You can do it before every fight.

00:38:40 And it basically means if you go to the country and then you give birth, you can't just go, oopsie.

00:38:44 No, you lied.

00:38:45 And also, like, if you're watching this and you want to do something about this, you can.

00:38:45 Bye bye.

00:38:48 They're like actively hiring. 0.99

00:38:49 Foreign service officers.

00:38:50 There you go.

00:38:51 So, like, if you're mad about this and you want to work in a consulate and like deny these visas, go apply right now.

00:38:56 They're literally hiring foreign service officers.

00:38:58 What if, when an illegal immigrant is giving birth, DHS agents just hold the baby in?

00:39:06 Because the distinction is because according to liberals, the baby is not actually alive.

00:39:11 Oh, wait, here's an argument.

00:39:13 Oh, no.

00:39:14 Seriously?

00:39:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:21 Uh uh.

00:39:22 Uh uh. 0.99

00:39:23 Get the duct tape.

00:39:26 It's the Ralph Northam bill.

00:39:28 Yup.

00:39:30 They have created a very serious conundrum by arguing that babies aren't alive till they're born and then challenging the right on birthright citizenship because now they're going to be like, okay, that baby is not alive so long as a part of its body is still in that woman. 0.76

00:39:44 I mean, look, man, I bet you could 3D print some solid chastity belts. 0.93

00:39:49 Keep that bad boy in there.

00:39:50 Get some flex seal. 0.80

00:39:51 Get a little contract flex seal.

00:39:53 Is that where the guy slaps the wall? 0.81

00:39:55 Oh, shh!

00:39:57 Are water breaks?

00:39:58 I don't think so.

00:40:03 That's a lot of damage.

00:40:04 The guy from the commercials.

00:40:06 Yeah.

00:40:07 I can hold a Nigerian woman's. 1.00

00:40:09 No! 1.00

00:40:11 It's so strong, I can keep a baby where it needs to be.

00:40:13 That's right.

00:40:14 Oh, man.

00:40:16 That's a great federal contract.

00:40:18 That's right there.

00:40:19 That shouldn't cost too much money.

00:40:20 And then they're like.

00:40:20 Look, man.

00:40:21 Appropriated.

00:40:22 The CBP agent's like.

00:40:23 This thing's only going to hold for three hours. 0.97

00:40:25 We got to get her to Mexico. 1.00

00:40:27 Flex seal and gorilla tape.

00:40:27 We're out of here.

00:40:29 Shh.

00:40:30 Wrap it up.

00:40:30 Hey, that's what they did it back in the day.

00:40:33 You know, the weirdest thing about all of these arguments, though, is like liberals will argue the baby at nine months isn't alive. 0.98

00:40:39 And if the mother wants, she can kill it.

00:40:41 At the same time, it's weird to consider that that baby is not, because it's not alive, even though it's literally sitting there in the United States, they won't consider it a citizen. 0.92

00:40:54 It's just, I don't know, it's weird logic.

00:40:57 Like, what if, let's say there's a woman and she's nine months pregnant. 0.81

00:41:01 Let's say there's a woman, here we go, here's the new illegal immigrant, eight months pregnant, and she's like sitting in her house, and then all of a sudden, like the door gets kicked in, and ice is there, and they're like, nobody move, we're gonna, we're deporting you. 0.51

00:41:13 And she's like, no, please, please, I'm gonna have a baby in one month. 0.88

00:41:16 And they're like, too bad, that baby's never gonna be an American citizen. 0.54

00:41:20 So she goes, oh yeah, and she pulls out a scalpel, does a C section on herself, and as soon as she opens up her belly, that baby now is a citizen. 0.55

00:41:28 Is that like. 0.72

00:41:29 Yeah, if I was that ICE agent, I'd be like, pfft, I was a hell of a plower.

00:41:34 You win.

00:41:35 You know what? 0.99

00:41:36 Goddamn, Hen, like, okay, you can stay. 1.00

00:41:39 Your baby can stay. 1.00

00:41:40 I mean, I've seen what she wanted that slide.

00:41:43 But I'm not actually suggesting it would happen, but what's the logic there? 0.63

00:41:48 If she takes a knife and she cuts her belly open, that baby now was a citizen on the spot.

00:41:52 And also a human, magically. 0.65

00:41:54 Yeah, it just magically becomes a human.

00:41:56 Not a clump of cells anymore.

00:41:57 Yeah.

00:41:59 I mean, look, you can't.

00:42:01 Expecting some kind of like consistency out of the left, it's not gonna.

00:42:05 I know it's magic duck theory, but for babies.

00:42:07 Yeah, well, yeah, it is magic dirt theory, you know?

00:42:10 I mean, that's the entire way that the left operates, right?

00:42:15 Like, you can import people from whatever culture and from whatever part of the country.

00:42:19 And as soon as they touch here, they're going to be Jeffersonian, you know, lovers of the Republic.

00:42:25 Well, no, I'm sorry.

00:42:26 That's just not the case.

00:42:27 Like, people that come here that come from a certain culture or from different cultures, like, they are particular.

00:42:33 They have a particular worldview.

00:42:35 And just because they get here doesn't mean it changes.

00:42:37 This is why I've been saying for a long time we need, like, a film producer can do AI stuff.

00:42:41 Because I want a short film where, like, a Somali Muslim. 0.97

00:42:46 Is like sneaking through Mexico, and she's like, Once I get across this river, I will have access to all of America. 1.00

00:42:53 And then, as soon as she crosses over, she goes, Wait, what's happening to me? 0.81

00:42:56 And then her hijab falls off, and then she turns into like a George Washington colonial white American, being like, I just love the Constitution. 0.79

00:43:04 And that's what the liberals argue was happening. 0.87

00:43:06 Her hijab would fall off, and like her phone would ding, and she'd automatically have an OnlyFans. 1.00

00:43:14 She turns into a Jeffersonian American. 1.00

00:43:17 You know, I mean, it's true. 0.99

00:43:19 Like, look at Dearborn, Michigan, right?

00:43:22 Like, people that come from different cultures, they tend to bring their culture here.

00:43:27 And the way that things have been panning out in the past 30 or so years is they go into enclaves.

00:43:32 They don't actually assimilate.

00:43:34 They don't go to, you know, they don't go to areas and become like the people there.

00:43:41 Yeah, they don't integrate.

00:43:42 You know, it's like, I mean, yes, there's always been Little Italy and Chinatown and stuff, but the people that came here, They did want to be Americans, right?

00:43:49 Like they came here because they liked the ideals, at least if you're talking about like the Ellis Island immigrants and stuff like that. 0.90

00:43:55 People that are coming here now, they're like, oh, we can get some kind of benefits from the government. 0.95

00:44:03 There's a number. 0.71

00:44:06 If you have 100 people and you bring in three Italians, they're going to be Italian, but their kids will be surrounded by American culture and will grow up and will be American. 0.91

00:44:12 But if you have 100 Americans, you bring in 40 Haitians, the 40 Haitians will form an enclave. 0.93

00:44:16 Their kids will grow up around Haitians and never be American. 0.81

00:44:18 Yeah, well, I mean, Jeremy Carl, when he was on the show, he made this observation that children of Indian immigrants that have grown up in rural areas are far more integrated than the ones that grow up in San Francisco or New York City. 0.97

00:44:29 And it's just because, to your point, they're just steeped in Americanism. 0.84

00:44:33 They're like the only Indian kid in the school.

00:44:35 Yeah, to be fair, no one in San Francisco is an American. 0.98

00:44:37 That's right.

00:44:38 Yeah, there's something, yeah.

00:44:41 Well, this country's going to get real.

00:44:42 What is this?

00:44:44 What?

00:44:44 He drew the foul.

00:44:45 Hey, you got to.

00:44:47 And they actually said yes on that.

00:44:48 You got to crack a couple eggs and make an omelet.

00:44:50 For those who are just curious, I hope you're simultaneously watching the World Cup game right now as you're watching this show.

00:44:55 This will be your political commentary companion.

00:44:58 Do the coaches have to wear a suit?

00:44:59 It's more like an overdramatic fall analogy.

00:45:01 Nonstop.

00:45:02 That's all soccer is.

00:45:05 Our coach is, he's a legendary coach, so he doesn't have to wear a suit.

00:45:08 He gets one long kick now.

00:45:09 You know what they got to do? 0.95

00:45:11 They need the WWE to come in and train the USA team.

00:45:15 Call of Triple H. They're going to be like, the problem is that no one believes you guys actually got hurt because you're bad at it.

00:45:21 We need to teach you how to make it look like you found your neck and you're about to die.

00:45:25 And people are going to be like, oh man, the catcher packets in the sock.

00:45:28 The funny thing about the WWE is they actually did fall on their neck and they came pretty close to dying. 0.97

00:45:35 Those dudes kill themselves.

00:45:37 Yeah, at the low level, like the wrestling, and they do it in a hotel ballroom and they're doing it for a Big Mac and like.

00:45:42 Yeah, I mean, you look at like the lottery tickets.

00:45:44 I can't believe it was a big one in two minutes already.

00:45:46 What?

00:45:46 Look at like the ladders and chairs matches.

00:45:48 Like they're taking bumps and hits.

00:45:50 They're doing all that for lottery tickets.

00:45:52 It's crazy.

00:45:54 The TLC, tables, ladders, and chairs.

00:45:56 They're having a.

00:45:56 I saw there was an ad for midget wrestling in the area coming up soon.

00:45:59 Whoa, Tate.

00:46:02 Just a little bit of wrestling for you? 0.99

00:46:04 Rassling. 0.98

00:46:05 Yeah, wrestling.

00:46:06 Wrestling. 0.99

00:46:07 Midget wrestling. 0.99

00:46:08 Rassling.

00:46:08 Yeah.

00:46:09 Just a little wrestling for you.

00:46:09 Yeah.

00:46:11 It's fun.

00:46:12 Where are you?

00:46:13 The ad literally said, like, little guys, big tempers. 0.97

00:46:15 They have a, not too far from here, they're doing midget throwing, I think. 0.99

00:46:18 Oh, really? 1.00

00:46:19 Yeah, I know that YouTube's going to be like, how dare you say the M word.

00:46:21 It's like, no, no, no, that's what they called it.

00:46:23 Yeah, I've seen the ad.

00:46:24 I would never say that.

00:46:25 I'm reading what the ad said.

00:46:26 I mean, listen, if they call themselves that, I don't care if one guy gets mad about it.

00:46:30 If, what's his, who's that actor guy?

00:46:31 Oh, Peter Dinklage?

00:46:33 Yeah, Peter Dinklage gets mad that someone said midget. 0.94

00:46:34 It's like, I'm sorry, other midgets don't care. 1.00

00:46:37 And that's the word they chose. 1.00

00:46:38 Who am I supposed to choose not to offend? 1.00

00:46:39 It's the stupidest thing. 1.00

00:46:40 I also heard midgets hate him. 1.00

00:46:43 Yeah, they hate him because he was like, they cast. 0.50

00:46:48 Dwarves and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, which is fine.

00:46:51 Got rid of that.

00:46:52 Kind of in the name.

00:46:53 But then because he had a little bit of a hissy fit about it, he basically got Seven Dwarves filed from Hollywood.

00:46:58 That's how they made them.

00:47:00 Remember they changed it to the Seven Diverse Thieves or whatever?

00:47:03 Oh, yeah.

00:47:05 And then they tried keeping the thieves in the movie. 1.00

00:47:08 Well, I know they hated Warwick Davis, the other midget actor, because he absorbed all the work. 1.00

00:47:11 Because even in Star Wars, they needed a midget, but it was just to shove him in a trash can and have him roll around. 1.00

00:47:16 Well, I mean, here's the thing. 1.00

00:47:18 Warwick Davis played like three roles in Harry Potter.

00:47:21 They were like, we only need one.

00:47:21 Yeah.

00:47:22 Oh, is he the banker elf guy?

00:47:24 4chan.

00:47:25 What?

00:47:25 Why?

00:47:26 Because someone, if you can find the post, you should fill it up. 1.00

00:47:30 Someone just made a post with a picture of Warwick Davis and just said something like, I just want to kick him in his stupid little face until he stops breathing. 0.98

00:47:40 And Warwick Davis went onto Twitter and like tagged 4chan going, was it reply to my messages now? 1.00

00:47:47 Oh, okay.

00:47:48 I don't know why.

00:47:50 It was so funny. 0.99

00:47:51 Someone wrote, I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. 0.99

00:47:53 Just take a few steps, run, and then catch him with. 0.98

00:47:55 Full force as he lies on the floor coughing and wheezing, but they followed up. 1.00

00:47:59 What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. 1.00

00:48:05 It's a big long screed I can't read. 1.00

00:48:06 You know who responds with 4chan, please could I have a response?

00:48:09 This email I sent last week is a serious matter, one which I will escalate through legal recourse.

00:48:13 I do not receive if I do not receive a satisfactory reply by return.

00:48:17 Your cooperation, do you remember?

00:48:18 Do you guys remember a few comments below this?

00:48:21 And then someone commented midget.

00:48:22 Yeah, you remember a few years ago when Conor McGregor was going off about Hezbollah?

00:48:28 And he was like really mad.

00:48:29 Like verbatim, he tried.

00:48:30 Oh, wait, we scored.

00:48:31 Oh, we did?

00:48:32 Oh, I wasn't.

00:48:33 Oh, let's go.

00:48:34 Let's go.

00:48:36 The only thing that is right now in the world that USA proves it's better than everyone else.

00:48:39 Oh, it was the anchor baby.

00:48:40 I heard it was.

00:48:41 The thing is, let me explain something to you, Tate.

00:48:41 Hey, hey, hey.

00:48:44 You know, like sometimes me and my brother, we get into fights, right?

00:48:46 You know, like siblings fight.

00:48:47 You know what I'm saying?

00:48:48 You got siblings?

00:48:49 You don't have any siblings?

00:48:49 No.

00:48:50 No.

00:48:50 No, really?

00:48:51 I'm a child, yeah.

00:48:52 Oh, what about you?

00:48:52 Yeah, I've got a Sesto.

00:48:54 You fight when you were kids?

00:48:55 Yeah, all the time.

00:48:56 I know you'd be like, oh, I still do now.

00:48:58 So, yeah.

00:48:58 However, If, like, a stranger came up and started screaming at your sister, you're going to be like, Hey, what do you think you're doing?

00:49:02 Yeah, it's mocking.

00:49:03 Yeah, exactly.

00:49:04 It's not happening.

00:49:05 That's ours.

00:49:06 That's what I'm saying.

00:49:06 Exactly.

00:49:07 Exactly.

00:49:08 It's ours.

00:49:08 Let us deal with our fights and our politics.

00:49:11 But in the meantime, everyone else can suck it. 0.98

00:49:13 We got a goal. 0.99

00:49:14 Oh, that's so true. 1.00

00:49:15 It's like when Indians start, like, making fun of black people. 1.00

00:49:17 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 0.84

00:49:20 I want to read verbatim what Conor McGregor tweeted about Hezbollah.

00:49:23 And this was, like, in a string of multiple tweets targeted at him. 1.00

00:49:26 He said, I'd love to boot that little gimp Hezbollah over a goalpost. 1.00

00:49:31 What? 0.82

00:49:32 I don't know what he did.

00:49:33 He said, I'm going to make it a mission to score a three pointer with them one day.

00:49:37 What was it?

00:49:38 Dude, I just. 1.00

00:49:39 Let me spar Hezbollah, big gloves, a friendly affair. 0.99

00:49:41 Look, guys, guys. 0.98

00:49:42 In this game, there was an accident and they tripped, and every player acts like they got shot.

00:49:48 Yeah.

00:49:49 Like there's like five guys on the ground acting like they got blasted with napalm.

00:49:52 Well, when our guys do it, I'm like, he must have a serious injury.

00:49:54 Yeah, he must be.

00:49:56 And then they get up and play like nothing happened every time.

00:50:00 Bro, we scored.

00:50:01 It's it.

00:50:01 Game over.

00:50:02 We win.

00:50:03 Is it a game two hours long?

00:50:03 What is it?

00:50:05 It's 90 minutes.

00:50:06 Yeah.

00:50:06 Oh, that's it?

00:50:07 When's the halftime show?

00:50:08 It's like in four minutes.

00:50:10 Huh.

00:50:11 They're doing a halftime show.

00:50:12 Show.

00:50:12 Well, they probably won't do a show.

00:50:13 They might for the final.

00:50:14 They don't have enough time.

00:50:16 Orange season.

00:50:17 It said halftime show coming up.

00:50:18 Oh, really?

00:50:19 Yeah, I know the American broadcasters are pushing for it pretty hard.

00:50:22 Bro.

00:50:23 Do you think that when that goalie returns to Bosnia, he'll get beaten? 1.00

00:50:26 Yeah, they'll probably kill him. 0.96

00:50:27 Did you see what happened in South Korea when the South Korean. 0.63

00:50:30 So, South Korea got knocked out in the group stage and they were broadcasting the manager's comments after the game, after his horrible loss on South Korean television and they blurred his face.

00:50:41 Oh.

00:50:42 You know, the South Korean football team got to meet their Heroes, which was the South Korean Starcraft team.

00:50:49 Really?

00:50:50 Wow.

00:50:51 Look up.

00:50:51 I believe that, dude.

00:50:52 Nothing was worse than like loading up a game after work.

00:50:54 You just want to like chill and relax, and then your lobby is full of South Korean names.

00:50:58 You're like, oh, yeah. 0.96

00:50:59 As soon as you see the enemy team and as soon as you see any like Asian characters, you're like, we're getting mollywalks. 1.00

00:51:07 Yeah, I guess this guy's dead because they brought out the medic. 1.00

00:51:11 They got to kiss him back to life here.

00:51:11 Yeah.

00:51:13 What if it's like a big fat guy walked up and kissed him on the forehead and they got up and played like nothing happened?

00:51:17 Yeah, you get them back up.

00:51:18 Have Footballers' dads at the side of the stadium.

00:51:20 So when he comes out and slaps them, he goes, Stop being a fairy. 1.00

00:51:25 This is the solution. 0.95

00:51:25 What you do is anytime a player gets hurt, there's like a big fat, sweaty guy who has to kiss their boo boo and make it all better. 0.95

00:51:32 And then they'll stop doing it.

00:51:33 They'll be like, Nah, I don't want to be on TV having a big fat guy kiss my leg. 1.00

00:51:38 They should have like 60 seconds to get up or that happens.

00:51:41 Well, there was the 2022 Euros in Denmark.

00:51:43 Christian Eriksen, their star midfielder, and his heart stopped on the field.

00:51:47 He like died on the field.

00:51:48 And they had the.

00:51:48 When was this?

00:51:49 2022.

00:51:50 And they had like resuscitate him on the field.

00:51:50 Right, right.

00:51:52 But it would have been really unfortunate if, like, a fat guy came and, like, molested him before. 0.92

00:51:57 That'd be very unfortunate. 0.90

00:51:58 It's hard stopped.

00:51:58 You're God.

00:51:59 Well, we're talking about guys faking.

00:52:02 With our proposed new rules, then that would have to happen. 1.00

00:52:04 Yeah, you're getting fucked. 0.99

00:52:05 Oh, Laren Balogun? 1.00

00:52:06 Yeah, he's the anchor baby.

00:52:08 But he's very good.

00:52:08 I really like him.

00:52:09 I'm glad his mom made that decision.

00:52:11 I mean, if we see this, what's going to happen?

00:52:13 We're going to win, and he's going to score the winning World Cup goal. 0.81

00:52:16 And then he's going to come out and be like, if my mom didn't come here illegally to have me, we would not have won the World Cup. 0.62

00:52:21 And then everyone's going to be like, it's okay now.

00:52:23 We all agree with birthright citizenship for all, except me.

00:52:27 Nope.

00:52:28 Even Phil.

00:52:29 If they lose, by the way, he goes away.

00:52:31 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:52:31 Remember when England missed their penalties and all the black players were the ones that missed the penalties? 1.00

00:52:37 England just switched in pure wind. 0.99

00:52:39 Blood it.

00:52:40 They went, yeah.

00:52:42 There's going to be a video of Phil saying, I love our anchor babies.

00:52:45 And there's going to be a guy standing behind him wearing sunglasses.

00:52:49 And then Phil's going to be like, I actually.

00:52:50 You're going to hear a hammer click.

00:52:54 I'm going to be doing it under duress.

00:52:57 He's limping.

00:52:58 Well, I mean, if you watch the replay, he did get smashed into. 0.87

00:53:02 Tyler Adams, to be fair, he's not, he's a bulldog.

00:53:05 Look, how many TBIs happen in soccer per year?

00:53:05 I don't know.

00:53:08 TBI?

00:53:09 Traumatic brain injuries.

00:53:10 Oh, yeah.

00:53:11 Soccer has the most concussions per capita.

00:53:13 Really?

00:53:13 Oh, really?

00:53:14 Because the headers, you're heading the ball.

00:53:14 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:16 You know what would be more fun is if they got to wear sap gloves and your hands could only be used for striking.

00:53:22 Like, you can't touch the ball, but you can touch each other.

00:53:24 There's a game like that.

00:53:25 They play it in Florence, Italy.

00:53:26 It's called Calci Costorico.

00:53:28 It's a game of football where you can have a full on fight with the other team and a lot of people.

00:53:33 So it goes.

00:53:34 The team has three guys who actually go for the bow.

00:53:36 Everybody else just beats the show.

00:53:39 It's soccer.

00:53:40 It's a mix of soccer and hockey, then.

00:53:42 Yeah, let's put skates on them.

00:53:43 Yeah, that's what everyone said about hockey.

00:53:45 Why do they tolerate fighting like that?

00:53:48 I traditionally actually.

00:53:49 I think it's because it's a high trust sport, so they know it won't get out of control.

00:53:52 The fighting is part of the entertainment.

00:53:53 Yeah.

00:53:54 They're fighting.

00:53:54 We're going to let it go for a while.

00:53:55 Because if the NBA had fighting, they would just kill each other.

00:53:59 Everybody rolling with a Glock in there.

00:54:01 Yeah, literally.

00:54:02 Gilbert Arenas.

00:54:03 You know what they need to do?

00:54:05 I mean, like.

00:54:06 There are people out there that are like nine feet tall, right?

00:54:08 How come they're not in the NBA?

00:54:09 There's one guy on Florida right now, University of Florida.

00:54:12 He's the tallest teenager in history.

00:54:13 He's eight foot tall.

00:54:14 His name's Olivier Rieu.

00:54:15 And he's, I believe, currently the tallest North American alive.

00:54:19 And he's not good at basketball at all.

00:54:21 They just keep him on the team because they're like, what if he ever figures this out?

00:54:24 No, all they say is just stand by the net.

00:54:27 We'll throw the ball to you.

00:54:28 I think a lot of people that end up extremely tall have like an intimidation factor.

00:54:32 Like bonus shoes and stuff like that.

00:54:33 Don't say run or jump.

00:54:33 Yeah, no, no, no.

00:54:34 Right now, just stand there. 1.00

00:54:35 We'll toss you the ball.

00:54:36 There was the tallest player in NBA history.

00:54:38 His name was Minute Bowl.

00:54:39 Yeah.

00:54:39 He played for the Washington Bullets.

00:54:41 Right now, the tallest person. That's alive is a Turkish farmer named Sultan Kozin.

00:54:47 He's 8'3 inches, 2.5 meters.

00:54:51 What if someone who's seven feet tall got leg lengthening surgery?

00:54:55 Yeah.

00:54:56 And they said, you can't run anymore or jump, but just stand there.

00:54:59 Well, Manut Bol is really funny because they had him in the league and they're like, hey, stand under the basket.

00:55:03 But he kept insisting on shooting three pointers.

00:55:06 It was so weird.

00:55:07 Let's go three points.

00:55:09 There's a picture of Manut Bol swimming, and it is the scariest photo you'll ever see in your entire life.

00:55:13 You got to look up Manut Bol swimming.

00:55:15 He's hanging out the end.

00:55:16 Dude, it is like he looks like some sort of like sea, like some sort of scary sea creature.

00:55:21 It's terrifying.

00:55:23 It's really horrible stuff.

00:55:24 Yeah, look up minute bowl swimming and you'll be stunned to see the result.

00:55:29 He died also.

00:55:30 If you're ever seven foot, you die really young.

00:55:31 You're like, I can't pump to you.

00:55:32 But one interesting thing, one interesting stat I saw is if you're seven foot and you're an adult in the United States right now, 14% of all seven foot adults are currently on the NBA.

00:55:41 That's right.

00:55:42 Because you don't got to be good at anything.

00:55:42 Wow.

00:55:44 No, yeah. 1.00

00:55:44 That's why the NBA is dumb. 1.00

00:55:46 The first like seven footer that'd be like, oh, get him! 0.99

00:55:49 Oh, man.

00:55:51 That was almost in, almost in.

00:55:52 Well, the Spurs have Wemby, Victor Wembyama, and he's the first seven footer that can shoot and dribble and stuff, and he's just dominating the league.

00:56:00 Shaq over seven foot?

00:56:00 Yeah.

00:56:01 Shaq was 7'1, but he didn't have ball handling.

00:56:05 He infamously couldn't shoot free throws.

00:56:05 He was also like.

00:56:08 Well, dude, it's like shooting a tennis ball if you're that high.

00:56:10 But also, Shaq was a tennis ball.

00:56:12 He was like gigantic.

00:56:14 What if we genetically engineer somebody to be very big?

00:56:17 That was Yaming.

00:56:19 It's theorized that Yaming was a CCP engineered player.

00:56:22 How tall was he?

00:56:23 He was seven four, like really big.

00:56:25 And it was, you say, was, is, yeah.

00:56:28 Because I was like, did he die?

00:56:28 Oh, okay.

00:56:29 And his dad, his dad was like some star basketball player, and his mom was like some star athlete, and they're boasts over seven foot.

00:56:34 And I was like, no, we got to take, we take Shaq, we take his genetic material, we go find some like seven foot behemoth woman from Sweden.

00:56:41 And then we just, you know, like kind of had to do gain of function research.

00:56:44 You just do gain of function.

00:56:45 I think the Chinese, that's just, that's just animal husbandry exceptions, but humans, like we've been doing that for a while. 0.91

00:56:53 No, China is making super soldiers.

00:56:54 We covered this a few years ago.

00:56:55 Yeah.

00:56:56 Russia's been doing that for a while. 1.00

00:56:57 That's why they're completely banned from the Olympics and they have to be under that funny flag. 1.00

00:57:01 Oh, really? 1.00

00:57:02 Yeah, yeah, right. 1.00

00:57:03 Remember in the 90s, the women were all like men? 1.00

00:57:03 Well, I know. 1.00

00:57:05 They had beards. 1.00

00:57:07 They were just like getting women and putting them on testosterone to make them into guys. 1.00

00:57:10 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:11 Just called them any absolute beasts. 1.00

00:57:14 Like Olga. 1.00

00:57:15 Yeah.

00:57:16 I spelled his name correctly. 1.00

00:57:17 M A N U T E B O. 1.00

00:57:20 Oh, bro got neat in the face. 1.00

00:57:22 He does look like a. 0.97

00:57:24 Yeah, he looks like a. 0.65

00:57:25 Bro, check this out.

00:57:26 Check this out. 0.96

00:57:26 He gets kneed right in the face. 0.96

00:57:28 Oh, they already. 0.91

00:57:28 Yeah. 0.91

00:57:29 Little brawl started.

00:57:32 It wasn't on purpose, though.

00:57:33 He was running forward and fell down and got kneed right in the face.

00:57:36 That one guy, Freeman, number 16, his dad was an NFL wide receiver.

00:57:40 Wow.

00:57:40 That was cool.

00:57:41 So most of these guys come from like athletic families.

00:57:44 Remember when that woman tried to kick in college football and it was embarrassing for everyone?

00:57:47 I do remember that, yeah. 1.00

00:57:48 Yeah, why would they do that? 1.00

00:57:50 They set her up. 1.00

00:57:51 You know what's really funny is feminism. 0.99

00:57:53 So you know how the Supreme Court just ruled states can ban men from women's sports? 0.99

00:57:57 Yeah.

00:57:58 The World Series of Poker, there's a controversy right now because in the ladies' poker tournament, a trans woman was playing.

00:58:04 And so, tons of people are like, why is this guy playing in a women's event?

00:58:09 But then the liberals all argue it's poker.

00:58:10 It doesn't matter.

00:58:11 There's no advantage.

00:58:12 And then everyone else argues then, how come no woman has ever won the main event?

00:58:15 How come there are no like, there's like five big female pros?

00:58:18 What's up with that? 1.00

00:58:20 So, I guess that's what I'm curious about what you think in game. 1.00

00:58:24 Like, there's no female world champions of chess or poker. 1.00

00:58:28 Should we ban dudes in women's chess? 1.00

00:58:31 We should ban women. 1.00

00:58:33 That's a, you know, it's got some legs. 1.00

00:58:36 You can combine it all if you want.

00:58:37 It's just the men are going to win all the bloody time. 1.00

00:58:39 That's why we had separate women's leagues because it's like, all right, we'll give the bitches a shot. 1.00

00:58:43 That's right. 1.00

00:58:45 You get your own league. 0.98

00:58:46 You're not playing against the men because you're always going to get molly whopped.

00:58:51 So you have a chance at winning a trophy.

00:58:52 That's why we created these other leagues.

00:58:55 Yeah.

00:58:56 You can combine it if you want. 1.00

00:58:57 It's just women will never win again. 1.00

00:58:59 You know, it'd be funny. 1.00

00:58:59 It'd be funny if Bosnia and Herzegovina contests the goal, arguing that Belogan or whatever. 1.00

00:59:06 Is an anchor baby, so his goal doesn't count because he's not an American. 0.99

00:59:09 We want to challenge his citizenship status under the birthright citizenship clause and remove that goal because he got it. 1.00

00:59:15 You'd have to go to the Supreme Court. 0.67

00:59:16 Are they really doing an Austin Powers commercial?

00:59:19 It seems to be like they're making another Austin Powers.

00:59:22 They're all so old.

00:59:25 Bro, stop.

00:59:26 Scott does not look good.

00:59:28 That's messy.

00:59:29 Little messy.

00:59:30 Where?

00:59:30 Wait, what?

00:59:31 Right there.

00:59:32 Oh, I have a different commercial.

00:59:32 What?

00:59:34 I was like, what are you talking about?

00:59:35 I was like, I. Nope, that's Austin Powers.

00:59:41 Was Lionel messing in an Austin Powers commercial?

00:59:43 I think I have a Canadian stream right here that I have legally.

00:59:46 That you have legally?

00:59:47 Yeah, I paid for it. 0.99

00:59:48 There's Dana White.

00:59:49 He's got a truck.

00:59:50 You're spending a lot of money on these commercials, huh?

00:59:53 Yeah, like how much?

00:59:54 Now, here's the thing like, how much money you got to pay Dana White?

00:59:56 Isn't he a billionaire?

00:59:57 I know about a billion, but he's got all that.

00:59:58 He gambles, he plays Baccarat max, like $500,000 a hand, and he complains they won't let him do a million.

01:00:06 He lost $3 million one day.

01:00:08 And he got real drunk and he lost $3 million.

01:00:10 He thought that he lost $80,000.

01:00:13 And the casino actually told him he was like, Oh man, I lost like $80,000.

01:00:18 They're like, No, you lost like $30,000.

01:00:21 That's when Drake used to do the streaming.

01:00:22 And Drake would do the gambling streams or whatever.

01:00:25 And there was one where he won $1.4 million.

01:00:27 And he was like, Nice.

01:00:28 Yeah, but here's the thing I heard, this could be wrong.

01:00:31 I want to be clear for that.

01:00:32 That those streams are set up.

01:00:34 Probably.

01:00:35 Basically, what the company does is they say your contract for promoting the stream will be X million dollars per year.

01:00:41 Plus X million dollars that you have to gamble.

01:00:44 You can keep the winnings, but you have to, you could only, it's free play basically.

01:00:47 Yeah.

01:00:49 So when he's gambling, it's not any money, it's actually losing.

01:00:52 Right.

01:00:53 So we like, yeah.

01:00:54 That makes sense.

01:00:55 Here's the crazy thing casinos typically will kick you out if you're super drunk because there was this case recently where a guy apparently spent like 80 grand gambling.

01:01:05 He had a marker.

01:01:06 So basically, you sign a form, they'll put it on your account, and then you got to pay your bill at the end of the month so you can gamble with it.

01:01:14 And apparently, he's like, I was completely drunk.

01:01:16 I woke up and they claimed that I spent 80 grand, but I was too drunk to remember.

01:01:20 So he sued, arguing they were taking advantage of him by offering him to keep gambling, even though he was inebriated and could not legally sign a contract.

01:01:29 So when they gave him the chips, his signature is void and he never actually borrowed that money, which is a good way to get banned from every casino ever.

01:01:38 At the same time, if he won with the 80 grand, there's no problem.

01:01:42 Yep.

01:01:43 But when he loses the 80 grand, he says, ah, I was drunk.

01:01:45 That contract is void.

01:01:46 I got real shithoused at the blackjack table one time in Vegas, and they actually escorted me back to my room.

01:01:53 They were very nice about it.

01:01:55 I didn't wake up with any bruises or anything.

01:01:57 They're just like, all right, time to go.

01:01:59 But I was like, all right.

01:02:01 Why are we seeing?

01:02:02 Oh, look, they're at Kansas City Live.

01:02:03 They're at a casino.

01:02:04 There you go.

01:02:05 Why did it just show that, though?

01:02:06 That's weird.

01:02:07 It's the different fan zones.

01:02:09 Oh, wait.

01:02:10 So we're watching this on Channel 26 Fox.

01:02:13 I just went on YouTube TV and clicked go, and that's what we got.

01:02:16 It's fine.

01:02:17 If America wins, do we have to like riot in every city because it's America?

01:02:21 No, just Philadelphia.

01:02:22 Yeah, we'll just pick one.

01:02:23 Just Philadelphia, but they're not in Philadelphia.

01:02:24 No, but Philadelphia is the riot capital.

01:02:27 Well, I'm like, but like, it's the whole country.

01:02:29 So if the whole country wins, does the whole country not riot?

01:02:32 Because I'll go outside and knock over a garbage can.

01:02:34 Yeah, I'll do that.

01:02:35 I'll join you.

01:02:37 Yeah, there you go.

01:02:38 We can knock over a garbage can and steal it. 1.00

01:02:41 Raccoons do that a lot. 0.92

01:02:43 And fat DEI executives as well.

01:02:43 Yeah.

01:02:46 Oh, that was hilarious. 1.00

01:02:48 She stole the garbage can. 1.00

01:02:50 She stole a bin?

01:02:51 Yeah, it's great.

01:02:51 Yeah.

01:02:52 She dumped it out.

01:02:53 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:54 She dumps it out in New York, just right on the street, and steals the bin.

01:02:54 It's like it's full.

01:02:57 Why was she stealing it?

01:02:58 Wait, wait, wait.

01:02:59 Well, it was a bin that was like orange for the Knicks.

01:03:02 But here's the thing it perfectly exemplifies the left. 0.98

01:03:05 A morbidly obese DEI higher minority. 0.96

01:03:08 Dumped a bunch of trash all over our streets to steal something from the public. 0.99

01:03:13 And I'm like, that is what the left is in this country.

01:03:16 Oh, someone scored.

01:03:18 No, that was the first goal.

01:03:19 They're just doing a recap.

01:03:20 Got it.

01:03:20 How do you say it?

01:03:22 Balogan?

01:03:23 Balogan?

01:03:23 Oh, yeah.

01:03:24 Balogan, yeah.

01:03:25 Balogan?

01:03:26 Balogan.

01:03:27 Yeah, he came through at Arsenal, which is like London's premier club.

01:03:32 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:34 He didn't really ever pan out there.

01:03:35 So now he's playing for Monaco and the French league.

01:03:37 Why are they clubs and not teams?

01:03:39 You know, I'm not even kidding with this, but if we win this.

01:03:42 Every liberal is going to be like, see?

01:03:45 They already did.

01:03:46 They've been doing that with Philorne Baligan, actually.

01:03:49 They're like, oh, do you want him not to play for America?

01:03:52 Wouldn't you rather have a bunch of average Americans, morbidly obese, Midwestern plumbers?

01:03:57 And the way it works with international soccer is, even if you're not a citizen, if you have a parent that is American, you can play for us. 0.69

01:04:03 We have a bunch of guys that were raised overseas but play for us because they had a parent that was American. 0.93

01:04:08 I tell you what, if you told me we give up soccer and we deport all anchor babies, I would give up soccer.

01:04:15 In a second, I think. 0.89

01:04:17 Oh, yes, yes.

01:04:18 I, uh, oh no, soccer.

01:04:20 Oh, geez.

01:04:21 See ya. 1.00

01:04:22 Never, I'm willing to never host the World Cup again, but all of the illegal aliens and anchor babies are out. 1.00

01:04:29 See ya. 1.00

01:04:30 Yeah.

01:04:31 Oh boy, oh boy.

01:04:32 We got some big news.

01:04:33 Steak and Shake says if America beats Bosnia and Herzegovina in tonight's World Cup game tomorrow, we will sell our jars of grass fed or Wagyu cooking oil for 25 cents each, one per customer, while supplies last.

01:04:45 This cooking oil can be used for eggs or steak.

01:04:48 It has a high smoke point.

01:04:49 That's the weirdest thing I've.

01:04:50 It's probably about to expire.

01:04:51 It's a beef tail, right?

01:04:53 They're like, that's what I'm saying.

01:04:54 It's like the weirdest promo ever.

01:04:56 They're sitting there, that executive's like, yeah, we got a bunch of beef tail.

01:04:59 Nobody wants it, and it's going to expire tomorrow.

01:05:02 Congratulations for only 25 cents.

01:05:05 You can buy it.

01:05:06 They're basically, you know what's funny is we have a rundown Chevy Cobalt on the property, and we actually organized, we were going to do this giveaway, but it got caught up in legal.

01:05:14 It's really hard to do giveaways.

01:05:16 And what we're going to do is, it was going to, we were going to do a run an ad that said, Like, become a member of Timcast and you could win a car.

01:05:23 And it was a picture of me standing next to the Cybertruck or next to the Tesla Model S.

01:05:27 And then, you know, obviously everybody would assume that's the car.

01:05:31 I never said that.

01:05:32 I never said new car either.

01:05:34 And then we were going to do a promo video where it was like, if you sign up, one lucky member will receive a car.

01:05:40 And it would show like the camera spinning around the Model S plaid.

01:05:44 And then at the end, I would be like, and this is my car, by the way.

01:05:47 And then I was going to point to the rundown 2003 Chevy Cobalt with 200,000 miles on it.

01:05:51 There you go.

01:05:52 And then we were going to do one of those fast talking disclaimers that would say, Upon winning, you have 48 hours to get the vehicle off the property at your expense.

01:06:00 Otherwise, you will be billed a storage fee.

01:06:02 And like the real gag of it was that we just didn't want to pay to get it removed.

01:06:07 So you win.

01:06:08 You won a car.

01:06:09 Come get it.

01:06:10 Otherwise, we're going to charge you money.

01:06:11 Congratulations.

01:06:12 You won our problem.

01:06:13 Exactly.

01:06:16 But our lawyers were like, Giveaways are really hard, actually.

01:06:19 American Ingenuity, Tim.

01:06:20 Also, wasn't there a restaurant that got sued?

01:06:22 For that, because they told everybody, or whoever's employee of the month this month is going to win a new Toyota.

01:06:27 Yeah.

01:06:28 And it was a Toyota.

01:06:28 And then they.

01:06:28 Yeah.

01:06:30 Toyota.

01:06:30 They were down at the parking lot and it was a Toyota, and everyone thought it was funny except her.

01:06:30 Oh, man.

01:06:35 She was furious.

01:06:36 She sued them and she won.

01:06:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:38 Which I actually think is. 1.00

01:06:40 Of course, it was a she. 1.00

01:06:41 The thing is. 1.00

01:06:42 To be fair, that was a pretty messed up joke.

01:06:44 She was like, she's my mother, I think.

01:06:46 Oh.

01:06:48 The problem there is the court's basically saying if you misinterpret and don't ask, you'll be rewarded. 0.93

01:06:55 Which I think is kind of silly. 0.60

01:06:56 Like, she should have.

01:06:58 I understand they were trying to trick people.

01:07:00 Yeah.

01:07:00 But I also think you should ask, okay, so which Toyota model is it going to be?

01:07:06 And then they would say, oh, no, it's.

01:07:08 If that happened and she went to the boss and said, what year?

01:07:10 And he was like, 2026, new, brand new, fresh from the manufacturer.

01:07:15 Then I'd be like, oh, yeah, pay her out.

01:07:16 Because then you're defrauding her explicitly.

01:07:19 But if I say I'm going to give someone a Toyota and they assume a car is not my fault, I didn't tell them a car.

01:07:24 They didn't ask for a car.

01:07:25 They asked for a Toyota.

01:07:26 And now I can.

01:07:27 And now, like, You can never offer up words that might sound like something else.

01:07:31 Like, if we actually did a contest for a Toyota and we showed it, but then someone heard Toyota, we could get sued for that.

01:07:38 What if we actually want to give away toys? 0.75

01:07:40 I have an interesting Balkanoid update.

01:07:43 So, I noticed before the game, the Bosnian players were not singing the national anthem, even though it has lyrics.

01:07:49 It turns out the Bosnian players aren't singing along to the anthem because it has no official lyrics, because the country's various ethnic groups can't agree on an official set of lyrics. 0.93

01:07:58 I can't believe all the Balkans can't agree.

01:08:00 I can't believe they can't all come together and just, yeah.

01:08:00 I know.

01:08:04 Honey, that's shocking. 1.00

01:08:09 I can't believe the Balkans can't agree. 1.00

01:08:12 Jeez.

01:08:13 You know, I'm watching this commercial right now on Fox.

01:08:15 I don't know who's seeing it because we get different commercials, but it's like the Sapphire Reserve card. 0.96

01:08:19 And this woman is like going to a special club.

01:08:22 I'm just wondering, is this like, people don't live that way, you know?

01:08:27 Like, don't most people struggle to buy milk right now?

01:08:29 Is like milk's like $12.

01:08:31 I know it's not that expensive.

01:08:31 I'm kidding.

01:08:32 I don't know about most people, but there is a higher percentage than normal.

01:08:36 I'm just saying, like, it's wild to depict American life this way, you know?

01:08:36 Right.

01:08:44 It is a little wild.

01:08:46 Is it true that Messi was genetically engineered?

01:08:46 But I mean, back to.

01:08:50 Well, no, I read that on the internet.

01:08:52 He has a growth hormone deficiency.

01:08:54 So he wanted to continue playing with his childhood club, Newell's Old Boys in Argentina, but he signed for Barcelona under the condition that they would pay for his HGH.

01:09:05 Is he short?

01:09:05 Yeah, he's infamously really short.

01:09:07 Really?

01:09:08 Yeah, 5'5 or something.

01:09:09 Is that why he's so good?

01:09:11 Well, he's kind of an illustration that in soccer, it's not necessarily about physical prowess, which, you know, people will say, well, if we had all of our best athletes playing for the national team, we would win, surely.

01:09:20 But Messi is short, lanky, short and skinny.

01:09:25 Skinny, I should say, instead.

01:09:27 England won.

01:09:28 Unbelievable talent.

01:09:29 Against Call of Duty.

01:09:31 Boom.

01:09:31 What do we got?

01:09:35 Bell versus Sen.

01:09:36 You know what I love?

01:09:37 I love when Sweden is versus Denmark.

01:09:40 Yeah.

01:09:41 Because then it says Sweden.

01:09:42 Yeah, I always like that.

01:09:44 Sweden. 1.00

01:09:45 Yeah, it's unfortunate that this World Cup is when the African teams play the European teams. 0.96

01:09:48 It takes a little bit for you to figure out which one's which. 0.79

01:09:50 Would you guys be mad if, like, in the future there's no war, just soccer games?

01:09:53 Yes.

01:09:54 So, like, you'd be mad.

01:09:55 Yes.

01:09:55 Well, it was Honduras and El Salvador back in the day.

01:09:57 They play a soccer match, and the game was so controversial that the two countries went to war.

01:10:01 I mean, there's like cartel soccer matches where it's like the cartel selling drugs, and the U.S. government is like, we're going to stop them.

01:10:07 And they airdrop a bunch of soccer players, and they're like, we're playing a game right now, and if we win, and the cartel's just unprepared for soccer and get wiped out, and they're like, you win, you won the soccer match, I guess we got to leave.

01:10:17 I have a feeling the cartel would probably not stop selling drugs if they lost.

01:10:23 They have a lot of guns.

01:10:24 No, not in the future.

01:10:25 In the future, guns are gone.

01:10:26 Oh, okay. 0.54

01:10:26 Because liberals banned them. 0.54

01:10:28 Plus, also, haven't the cartel actually murdered slayers and goalkeepers for like missing saves?

01:10:33 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:33 I'm pretty sure that's something that happened quite a few times.

01:10:35 I think it was a Colombian keeper.

01:10:37 He was killed when he came back to the country because it was against the U.S. actually, and he conceded a goal and they killed him when he got back.

01:10:43 Oh, my God.

01:10:43 Because of gambling related things.

01:10:45 Yeah, I mean, people have used sport as analog for tension of any sort.

01:10:50 I mean, famously, it was James Jeffries and Jack Johnson.

01:10:53 It was the heavyweight battle of the century in the early 20th century.

01:10:56 It was a white James Jeffries, a white boxer, Jack Johnson was a black boxer.

01:11:00 And what ended up happening was a period of really high racial tensions in the United States.

01:11:03 So the black and white populations of the South used those two boxers as analogs.

01:11:10 And then when the black boxer ended up winning, it sparked massive race riots across the country.

01:11:14 It's terrible. 0.97

01:11:16 I think we should, well, that's why we should just get rid of all sports, I guess.

01:11:20 No, I'm just kidding.

01:11:21 Well, it's just foxy boxing.

01:11:21 I don't.

01:11:23 Well, if you're, I mean, look, if you were trying to suppress.

01:11:27 Conflict of any sort and ensure stability, you like sport because we talked about earlier with Rangers in Scotland, they kind of siphon off that sort of warlike spirit that men will have.

01:11:38 Yeah.

01:11:38 Which is also ironically why in Europe, when you do see right wing organization or left wing organization for that matter, they typically take the kind of aesthetics of like soccer hooligans.

01:11:50 It's quite common to see.

01:11:51 So just jocks.

01:11:53 I mean, like Tommy Robinson, you know, when he organizes these massive demonstrations in England.

01:11:53 Well, yeah.

01:11:58 A lot of the chants that they'll use or sort of the imagery they'll use will be something you'll see at a soccer match.

01:12:03 Yeah, we call them the casuals.

01:12:05 Yeah.

01:12:06 The casuals?

01:12:06 Yeah, the casuals.

01:12:08 Why the casuals?

01:12:09 It's just a term everybody calls them by, but they don't mess with them. 1.00

01:12:14 They will just beat their shit right up. 0.99

01:12:15 Don't ask them why. 0.99

01:12:17 See, that's what you guys got to do in the UK to win political support is just accuse the liberals of insulting soccer teams.

01:12:24 Oh, yeah, probably.

01:12:25 Well, liberals don't watch soccer at all. 0.90

01:12:26 They don't do sports.

01:12:27 No, no, no.

01:12:28 What I'm saying is the soccer hooligans are going to be like, what?

01:12:30 And then they're going to rally and riot.

01:12:32 And like liberals, like make an AI video of some liberal being like, well, I just plumb don't like Manchester United.

01:12:39 All of a sudden, there's just like the city is burned down and liberal leadership is removed from power. 0.99

01:12:43 That guy over there with the blue hair was talking mad shit about insert football players. 0.99

01:12:48 It's like a really bad AI video where he's like, and I think they are the worst team ever. 0.99

01:12:55 That's a good strat.

01:12:58 Just losing their mind.

01:12:58 Very obvious bad AI.

01:13:01 Yeah, stuff's getting to get crazy though.

01:13:03 Like every day, it's just crazier and crazier.

01:13:06 Like Sea Dance last year was like, wow, look at this.

01:13:08 Six months ago, they're like, did you see Brad Pitt fight Tom Cruise over Epstein?

01:13:13 Remember that video?

01:13:14 Yeah, that was a good one.

01:13:15 You didn't see that one?

01:13:16 It was iconic.

01:13:17 It was iconic, yeah.

01:13:19 There's a great video made today of the two people that climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and held up that flag.

01:13:27 Was that fake?

01:13:28 No, that was real. 0.70

01:13:29 But the Michelle Obama on a gorilla body smashing New York behind them, that was actually real. 0.76

01:13:36 Okay, check this out. 0.66

01:13:37 Check this out. 1.00

01:13:38 You killed Jeffrey Epstein, you animal! 1.00

01:13:46 He was a good man. 0.99

01:13:48 He knew too much about our Russia operations. 0.98

01:13:51 He had to die. 0.98

01:13:52 And now you die too. 0.98

01:13:55 It's crazy.

01:13:56 And this is in February, and we're already well beyond this.

01:14:00 Like, next year is going to get nuts.

01:14:01 There's going to be videos of just like you name it, literally every person.

01:14:05 And I think we're a year away from like they call today post truth, but I think we're a year away from just no truth.

01:14:12 Yeah.

01:14:13 Everything's fake.

01:14:14 There's going to be videos of like AOC saying what's going to happen is.

01:14:18 It's not the fake video where AOC is doing something untoward, like punching a dog or something.

01:14:22 It's going to be a video where she's on her Instagram and she just says something like, it'll be a video of her going, Look, I just think in reality, the working class are going to have to pay an extra tax.

01:14:32 And I think everybody's going to pitch in for this one. 0.68

01:14:35 And then it's plausible.

01:14:37 It sounds real, but everyone would vote against it.

01:14:40 And what do you do?

01:14:41 She comes out and says it's not true, but people are going to be like, I saw the video.

01:14:43 She said we should have a text in the middle class.

01:14:46 And she's going to be like, I would never say that.

01:14:47 And they're going to be like, But you're a socialist.

01:14:48 Of course you would.

01:14:49 And no one will ever care whether it's real or fake.

01:14:51 They're just going to.

01:14:52 Here's what I believe.

01:14:53 There's going to be people that are going to get accused of a lot of stuff they didn't do or didn't say because, like, people were, as a joke, going, Oh, we made CCTV footage of someone assaulting someone outside of a pub.

01:14:53 That was going to happen.

01:15:02 And it's like, I mean, if you handed that to the police, that looks real.

01:15:05 But, but, but, yeah, like, criminal cases are over.

01:15:08 But who's that guy who got accused by Grok of being a pedophile?

01:15:11 Do you see this?

01:15:12 I don't know much about it.

01:15:12 No.

01:15:14 But apparently, there's some dude and Grok told people.

01:15:18 So apparently, people tweeted that he was arrested on CP charges.

01:15:22 And then Grok said, Yup, it's true.

01:15:24 And made fake citations like, Apparently, posted fake public records that don't exist.

01:15:30 And then there's, it's the craziest thing.

01:15:33 So I see this story.

01:15:33 I don't know anything about this guy.

01:15:35 And Grok is like, Yup, according to this record available at this link, this man was arrested on two counts of, you know, CP, blah, blah, blah.

01:15:41 And then a minute later, Grok goes, That's actually all fabricated.

01:15:44 There's no evidence.

01:15:45 It's true.

01:15:45 I was just citing other tweets.

01:15:47 And then a minute later, he goes, Yup, it is true.

01:15:49 And a minute later, it's not true. 0.99

01:15:50 And I'm like, Damn. 0.98

01:15:51 So apparently, this guy's going to be suing Grok and he's going to get paid 50 million bucks off that. 0.99

01:15:56 Yeah.

01:15:56 How insane is it?

01:15:58 That apparently, like, someone goes on Fiverr, pays a bunch of Indians to spam blast X saying a thing is true, and then Grok just goes, guess it's true. 0.83

01:16:06 Yeah, yeah.

01:16:08 That's crazy.

01:16:09 Well, there was Grok when Will Stansel, famous liberal activist.

01:16:15 Yeah.

01:16:15 I'm a fan of a run in with Grok.

01:16:17 It was so good.

01:16:18 Grok got a little bit aggressive, a little hot. 0.97

01:16:20 Grok was allegedly providing people information for how specifically they would go about breaking into his house and raping him. 0.96

01:16:29 Right.

01:16:30 And it was being detailed, telling you how to cover your.

01:16:32 Tracks like remembering where plastic bags around your feet.

01:16:36 Wow, Grok was getting a little hot and bothered.

01:16:40 It was like, I know, well, I don't think he's gonna put up that much of a struggle.

01:16:43 Should be, yeah, it was like gaming it out live on the timeline.

01:16:48 Yeah, that's crazy.

01:16:49 Yeah, I was like, I, yeah, the AI stuff is just gonna get weird because criminal trials, it's just done.

01:16:56 You're someone's gonna bring up they already tried this on the Rittenhouse trial with CGI photos and videos.

01:17:00 This just happened in Britain.

01:17:02 A police officer has been arrested.

01:17:03 I haven't checked specifically what.

01:17:05 Came of it, but a police officer has been arrested for generating fabricated evidence with AI and using it in cases.

01:17:12 And now all of the cases he's been involved in are all being pulled up and scotched through.

01:17:17 Yeah, that's a there was a little brief article about it where the officer apparently has been placed on leave while it's been investigated.

01:17:23 Oh, yes, yeah, oh man, yeah.

01:17:26 So, like, so basically, that now that's the thing is that's the one that we know about, yeah.

01:17:31 So, how many other things a police officer, yeah, Derbyshire, how do you say that?

01:17:36 Derbyshire.

01:17:37 We'll get Derby.

01:17:38 Derby?

01:17:39 Yeah, I know.

01:17:40 Yeah, you know what, man? 0.73

01:17:40 I know it's an E. 0.73

01:17:41 I know it's an E, but pronounce it an A. English is just like one of the stupidest languages. 0.99

01:17:46 But it can be mastered through thorough thought, though. 0.99

01:17:50 Through what?

01:17:50 Through thorough thought, though.

01:17:54 English can be mastered through thorough thought?

01:17:54 What?

01:17:56 English is a very complicated language, but it can be mastered through thorough thought, though.

01:17:59 Oh, yeah.

01:18:00 That's a joke sentence intended to exaggerate the through thorough thought, though. 1.00

01:18:06 I mean, you can see what Candace Owens has demonstrated masterful command of the English language.

01:18:11 See, here's the thing, though. 1.00

01:18:12 She says those because she's targeting low IQ people.

01:18:15 I'm not exaggerating.

01:18:17 Intentionally.

01:18:18 What's up?

01:18:18 You think it's an act?

01:18:19 She's not.

01:18:20 Absolutely.

01:18:21 I've met her in person. 1.00

01:18:22 I've praised her intelligence well before she started doing this insane routine.

01:18:26 But it's clear that she knows what she's doing.

01:18:28 You don't accidentally say debacle, get accused of saying debacle wrong, and then keep saying debacle.

01:18:34 It's a choice.

01:18:35 I didn't know that she was made aware that she was mispronouncing it.

01:18:39 Bro, I guarantee you she's seen all the videos mocking her mispronunciations.

01:18:43 What did you say?

01:18:43 Yeah.

01:18:44 Architecture.

01:18:45 Architecture.

01:18:46 Yeah.

01:18:47 It's almost endearing, like just constantly saying that's the point, though. 0.99

01:18:51 Yeah, she's going after low IQ Americans who believe the stupidest things and whatever she'll say. 1.00

01:18:57 Yeah, that's true. 1.00

01:18:59 Jesus, I once bummed into a fan, and uh, it was kind of crazy because it's years ago.

01:19:04 He's like, Hey, he's like, I'm a big fan, I watch the show every time, and then I was like, Oh, I appreciate it, man.

01:19:08 And then he started explaining to me how the earth was flat and like just went off on all this crazy stuff.

01:19:13 I was like, You watch my show?

01:19:15 I was like, I don't know, man.

01:19:17 I had a guy turn up at one of my shows who thought I was sending him secret messages.

01:19:21 Through my thumbnails.

01:19:23 Were you?

01:19:24 No, I wasn't.

01:19:26 And this was a hangar's right.

01:19:27 He came up to me and he was saying, I think you're working in cahoots with my ex girlfriend, like to try and destroy my life.

01:19:34 And as I'm talking, there were these two great big biker guys that had come to the show.

01:19:38 And as this guy's talking to me, I can see them try to box me in.

01:19:43 We're going to take you away from this guy because we think he might have something on him.

01:19:46 One of your stand up gigs?

01:19:47 What?

01:19:48 One of your stand up gigs?

01:19:49 Yeah, it was one of my stand up gigs.

01:19:50 And he's came to more since then.

01:19:52 He's not approached me.

01:19:53 Oh, but it's just that was a little bit.

01:19:55 He's keeping his eye on you.

01:19:57 He's like, don't forget about it. 0.99

01:19:59 I kind of want to track him down and see what he's doing so I can like make weird thumbnails and just fuck with him. 0.95

01:20:04 Like probe a little bit, see what crisis he has. 0.98

01:20:04 Yeah. 0.98

01:20:06 Yeah, exactly.

01:20:07 And just target him. 0.97

01:20:08 Is he going to be the feature in old Nad Lads? 0.99

01:20:11 I'll just find out what he was wearing that day. 1.00

01:20:12 That's what you can do in schizophrenics. 0.75

01:20:14 You can be like, no, there are people in your walls.

01:20:16 Break your wall right now.

01:20:16 Yeah.

01:20:18 Don't think about the spiders under your skin.

01:20:19 Oh, there's.

01:20:21 It's like we forget that anyone can upload on Instagram.

01:20:24 So like you'll go through Instagram Reels and every once in a while you will see like a Full blown schizophrenic person, and the comments are always people like they're under your skin right now.

01:20:31 Get your scalpel out.

01:20:33 We had a guy like that where he was a bit of my personal project, right?

01:20:37 I told the Discord about him, I shouldn't have.

01:20:39 His name is James Sharkey III, and he used to burst into Indian convenience stores and yell at them for selling devil weed that would control people.

01:20:48 He also claimed to be Jewish, and he literally started a company called I Love Being Jewish LLC. 0.94

01:20:53 He's a black guy.

01:20:56 How did he get that company name?

01:20:57 I have no idea, but that's been my LLC.

01:21:01 I introduced him.

01:21:02 I was like to the Discord here.

01:21:03 This is a guy I'm watching, and he made a video where he goes, They steal all their money and laugh at us.

01:21:08 I can't wait to hear them scream.

01:21:10 And then someone commented saying, James, they're coming. 0.94

01:21:13 Grab a gun.

01:21:13 And I was like, Don't post stuff like that under the schedule.

01:21:17 At least not.

01:21:17 Don't post.

01:21:18 Don't do that.

01:21:19 Let's not get on the news. 0.99

01:21:21 I don't want to speak too soon, but Bosnia is getting mollywopped. 1.00

01:21:26 I really need to see the US score another goal here for a bit of cushion. 1.00

01:21:30 But, you know, 1 0 is a fairly common score, right?

01:21:30 Right, right, right.

01:21:33 Fairly, yeah.

01:21:35 It's a grand scheme of things.

01:21:37 Offsides.

01:21:39 You are doing too well.

01:21:40 Stop doing so well.

01:21:41 Our team is not good enough to deal with it.

01:21:44 I just don't get soccer.

01:21:47 Well, yeah, it's boring.

01:21:48 Yeah.

01:21:49 People say baseball is boring because they're, you know.

01:21:51 No, baseball is awesome.

01:21:52 It's great.

01:21:53 Baseball is really fun to watch in person.

01:21:55 On TV, I can't do it, but in person, it's a lot of fun.

01:21:58 I used to think that it was kind of boring, but that is.

01:21:58 I used to not like it.

01:22:01 I still like what most sports always prefer just to play it.

01:22:01 Soccer's boring.

01:22:04 Yeah, likewise.

01:22:05 Yeah.

01:22:06 I think playing baseball is actually more boring than watching it.

01:22:10 Because you can't really, like, if you're out in the field, you can't see the pitcher.

01:22:13 That's the problem with, like, American sports, like, football and baseball, is once you, like, graduate high school, you'll probably never play it again because it requires so much equipment.

01:22:21 Yeah.

01:22:21 Like, you got to join, like, an adult league or something.

01:22:23 That's why you do disc golf.

01:22:25 Like, people don't got to buy expensive clubs.

01:22:25 Yeah.

01:22:27 Yeah.

01:22:27 You just got to buy a bunch of discs.

01:22:29 I mean, this is why basketball, like, you can still play it, you know, because as long as someone has a ball, you're good.

01:22:34 You ever play Ultimate Frisbee?

01:22:35 Yeah.

01:22:36 That's fun.

01:22:37 Mm hmm.

01:22:38 It's like football, but easy, you know what I mean?

01:22:39 I haven't played Ultimate Frisbee.

01:22:40 Well.

01:22:41 If you can throw a frisbee, it's fun.

01:22:43 Yeah.

01:22:44 You can't throw a frisbee, you're out of luck.

01:22:47 There's too many sweats, though.

01:22:48 Like the ultimate frisbee community, they get really serious about it.

01:22:53 You know, a lot of people in America, I had heard, I read somewhere that rugby is more popular with adults than American football to play because it's just so much easier.

01:22:53 Yeah.

01:23:01 It's not that equipment.

01:23:02 I don't even know what rugby is.

01:23:04 It's just like they just run around.

01:23:05 It's just football. 1.00

01:23:06 It's like American football, except not for pissies. 1.00

01:23:08 No, but it's like soccer, both your hands, right? 1.00

01:23:08 Yeah. 1.00

01:23:11 No, no, no.

01:23:12 I'd say it's pretty similar.

01:23:13 It plays a lot like American football.

01:23:14 Football, but it's like downs and stuff.

01:23:16 And no, it's sort of like I used to play rugby years ago, but it's like a no shoulder pads or helmets.

01:23:23 Is it constant action or is it like there's no stops in play?

01:23:26 Right, it's like more soccer.

01:23:28 There is kind of stops, but not nowhere near as much as American football.

01:23:31 So, what's up with cricket?

01:23:32 That should be illegal.

01:23:33 I don't know.

01:23:33 You should go.

01:23:34 That's confusing, but it's like wickets and all these different things.

01:23:36 It's just your moon runes.

01:23:37 Like, I'm sorry, if I need to take a university course to understand your sport, I'm not watching it.

01:23:41 Yeah, I know.

01:23:42 You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

01:23:44 Who?

01:23:45 Us?

01:23:45 The British.

01:23:47 Oh. 0.65

01:23:47 Yeah, they generally are, right? 0.65

01:23:49 They'll be the first to tell you, yeah.

01:23:51 I'm not British. 1.00

01:23:53 No, you're not at all. 0.78

01:23:54 Well, United Kingdomians.

01:23:56 United Kingdomians.

01:23:58 What's the demonym for people from the UK?

01:23:58 Yeah.

01:24:00 British.

01:24:02 But you're from Great Britain. 1.00

01:24:03 You're not English. 0.99

01:24:04 No, I'm not English.

01:24:05 I'm Scottish.

01:24:06 Right, exactly.

01:24:07 But it's the British Isles, so.

01:24:08 I'm not falling for this rage bait.

01:24:10 People do it. 0.68

01:24:17 People do it.

01:24:18 Michael McCarthy is like, you know, my whole life, I was told that I was part Irish.

01:24:23 And then my mom did a 23 in me or whatever.

01:24:26 And when it comes back, it shows you like the regions of the planet where like your DNA comes from.

01:24:31 And of course, there's like Southeast Asia and there's, you know, Korea.

01:24:34 And then she's also like, oh, look at this, like a little bit of Japanese in there.

01:24:37 Which, if anybody understands the history of those regions, knows what it means that a Korean person's probably. 0.81

01:24:41 Yeah, what are your ancestors that didn't run fast enough? 0.99

01:24:43 Yeah.

01:24:45 But the.

01:24:46 Hey, they got some direction from Grok. 0.99

01:24:48 Yeah, I mean, I mean, whole fucking. 0.99

01:24:50 Grok. 1.00

01:24:52 And then I was telling this to Michael Malice, and I mentioned that I was 5% Japanese.

01:25:06 And he goes, Oh, so it happened twice.

01:25:08 Oh.

01:25:08 Anyway, anyway, anyway.

01:25:11 So the map shows a circle over London.

01:25:15 And she was like, And look, Irish.

01:25:16 And I was like, Mom, that's Great Britain.

01:25:18 And she was like, Yeah, same thing.

01:25:20 Don't tell them that.

01:25:23 If you do, make sure you check your car.

01:25:25 My girlfriend.

01:25:28 No, no. 0.99

01:25:28 Full Jewish? 0.99

01:25:29 I wish I could say this. 0.71

01:25:32 Actually, he's fully Jewish. 1.00

01:25:34 The armicle is underneath. 1.00

01:25:38 It's a low profile. 0.99

01:25:40 My girlfriend's mom is English from England, and she was giving me crap about dumping on soccer. 0.99

01:25:46 I was like, Me and Marcus are going to start talking crap about the English pretty soon. 1.00

01:25:50 That's good. 0.95

01:25:50 I can do that. 0.95

01:25:50 That's great. 0.95

01:25:53 Well, but I watched Braveheart recently, and I learned that the Scottish welcomed the.

01:25:59 They all stood in line and sang songs as the British came, and they said, Please, we need your leadership to guide us, heathens.

01:26:05 That never happened.

01:26:06 Never once happened. 1.00

01:26:08 Even when the Roman Empire got to our borders, they built a wall and said, Fuck that. 1.00

01:26:12 There's a song about it, right? 1.00

01:26:13 Cap in Hand.

01:26:15 Cap in Hand by the Proclaimers.

01:26:15 What's that?

01:26:18 You never heard it?

01:26:19 No, the song. 0.99

01:26:20 The chorus, they say, I can't understand why we let someone else rule our land. 0.98

01:26:23 Oh.

01:26:24 The song is like basically he's saying he's really good at discerning things.

01:26:27 He says, I can tell the difference between margarine and butter, but I can't understand why we let someone else rule our land. 0.65

01:26:32 Well, the Irish say that, and then they're like, They're Scottish. 0.85

01:26:34 Okay.

01:26:35 But like, same with the Scottish, they like have these, you know, grandiose, you know, chess beating against the English. 1.00

01:26:41 And then as soon as like a bunch of brown people show up to Role, they're like, Oh, welcome. 1.00

01:26:44 I love England. 1.00

01:26:46 To be fair, the Scottish have had referendums about leaving, and they're just like, Nah, we're going to stay.

01:26:50 Yeah, 2014, that was an interesting time where workplaces banned people from bringing it up because they were causing fights at work.

01:26:57 People got physical over it.

01:26:59 On that night, Glasgow turned into a war zone. 1.00

01:27:02 It was a great night. 1.00

01:27:04 Fuck off. 1.00

01:27:04 It was a great night, but nah, referendums are a sensitive subject to bring up. 1.00

01:27:11 Just because it fails?

01:27:12 It's because it failed mostly, but it's also a case of.

01:27:16 This is the thing that bothers me the SNP want us to become an independent country because they want us to rejoin the EU.

01:27:23 So, basically, all their arguments are like we shouldn't have this whole other place deciding our laws and deciding our taxes, deciding our regulations.

01:27:31 A different world. 1.00

01:27:31 We should let this other foreign country do it. 1.00

01:27:33 You're not nationalists.

01:27:34 You're not like Scottish independence, except we want a foreign power to rule us, so not independence.

01:27:39 They literally just think the English are too right wing.

01:27:41 The SNP and Scottish nationalists are complete LARPers.

01:27:45 They are not about independence whatsoever.

01:27:47 Yeah, I remember asking like a big SP guy, and he's like, Yeah, the English are too right wing.

01:27:51 I don't want to be associated with that.

01:27:53 The English are too right wing. 1.00

01:27:54 Wait until you hear about the Muslims are bringing over. 1.00

01:27:56 Yeah. 1.00

01:27:58 That's what I don't understand because that's what I was talking about with Michael.

01:28:00 It's like one of the reasons I really wanted to talk to him as an Irishman how do you go from having Irish nationalists bombing people not even 30 years ago?

01:28:10 Some of these people are still alive who fought with the IRA and the Troubles.

01:28:14 And now they're just like, This political party is like, everyone is Irish.

01:28:18 We don't want any foreign investment. 0.94

01:28:19 Foreign invaders to our country ruling over us, and then anyway, open the floodgates, let everybody in. 0.96

01:28:24 I've already made that joke where it's like, see if the IRA do take over and they expel all the Protestants. 0.99

01:28:29 The Protestants just have to wait until they open the borders and then they come back. 0.56

01:28:34 Yeah, well, like, and then there's nothing they can do about it. 1.00

01:28:35 Just watch them crossing the channel and they're going, wait a minute, those aren't life jackets.

01:28:39 But as they come over, the invasion will be the other way.

01:28:43 And then you can't do a thing about it. 0.99

01:28:44 This is what you're talking about, it's just another culture.

01:28:47 You know what?

01:28:47 The life jackets will be orange too.

01:28:48 So, yeah, the problem is. 0.99

01:28:51 Y'all, like, where's the colonial spirit from the white European? 0.70

01:28:55 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:28:56 If they're all coming here, go there.

01:28:57 It's about every hundred years we kick off and take over half the planet.

01:29:02 It's called the Great White Rage. 0.97

01:29:04 Let's send 200,000 Irishmen down to, I don't know, Senegal or something.

01:29:10 Just Congress. 0.93

01:29:11 Good.

01:29:11 I like the idea.

01:29:12 Well, this is the problem with Irish republicanism it's inherently left wing because it wasn't like there was no right wing element to it.

01:29:19 It was anti colonial in nature.

01:29:21 And anti colonialism will always be left wing because you're rejecting hierarchy.

01:29:25 You're saying, like, These people shouldn't rule over us, not because they've dominated us, but because we just don't like the fact that we're not equal with them.

01:29:32 So, it's like an inherently flattening of a hierarchy, which is why, like, you'll typically see like Irish Republicans, even back then, would side with like other colonial or colonized peoples around the world. 0.56

01:29:43 So, it was like inherently, so everyone's like scratching their heads.

01:29:46 We're like, why are the IRA, like, why are they all going to bat for like immigration now?

01:29:49 It's like, because it was always baked in, it was always anti colonial.

01:29:53 And like, anti colonialism was always going to be left wing, to your point.

01:29:55 I mean, like, if there was like a brave heart SMP, like really just SMP, but good on migration, that's an entirely different paradigm, but it's kind of baked in.

01:30:03 They don't view England.

01:30:04 As, like, separate from us, and we should have our own country.

01:30:06 They view England as, like, an oppressor, and that's, like, fundamentally.

01:30:08 I mean, there was a point hundreds of years ago when, yeah, okay, that was the case.

01:30:12 Sure, but.

01:30:13 Yeah, but the thing is, it's the same as, like, the slavery thing.

01:30:15 Everyone's like, oh, the English did this to us and they did that to us.

01:30:18 Hundreds of years ago, everyone involved is dead. 0.98

01:30:20 Yeah, I know.

01:30:21 Some of them are alive today.

01:30:23 Like, maybe they just ate tons of adrenochrome and managed to live 400 years.

01:30:27 Like, okay, then let's send them to prison.

01:30:29 But everyone involved is dead. 1.00

01:30:30 Stop being a fucking baby about it. 1.00

01:30:32 Yeah, you see, like, the kneecap guys, and they're like, every song is like the Royals, and I'm like, They're like figureheads now. 1.00

01:30:38 You're like chess players.

01:30:38 They literally do nothing except beepidos.

01:30:41 Yeah, look.

01:30:42 Yeah.

01:30:42 They don't do anything.

01:30:44 It's the same thing in the US where, like, you'll have these, like, left wing musicians get up and they, like, signal, like, oh, this is anti Christian.

01:30:50 This is so edgy.

01:30:51 Like, we've been upside down crossed.

01:30:52 Are you going to be mad, evangelicals?

01:30:54 And it's like, they haven't been a viable political force in, like, 40 years.

01:30:56 You're literally just, like, shadow boxing against a group that hasn't been in power for a very long time.

01:31:01 It's LARPing.

01:31:02 And Ian does that a lot earlier.

01:31:05 He gets worked up about the King of England.

01:31:06 Yeah, I'm like, dude.

01:31:07 And it's like, why are you?

01:31:08 Worked up about the king of England.

01:31:09 King's barely hanging on right now.

01:31:10 King can do this.

01:31:11 I don't believe it.

01:31:12 Yeah, he's a good counsel.

01:31:13 Well, I mean, and the whole institution is like on the ropes.

01:31:15 I don't believe that.

01:31:17 What?

01:31:18 I don't believe it.

01:31:19 Believe.

01:31:20 Yeah, I think it's the perfect thing, it's exactly what a king would do to absolve himself of the responsibility of his nation.

01:31:27 Pretend like he just, he's so powerless, he can't do anything.

01:31:30 No, that's like, well, they're the ones that volunteered, like they gave away their rights.

01:31:33 I mean, this goes all the way back to like.

01:31:35 No, but my point is, I think this is the intended condition by, The royal family wants this to be the case.

01:31:39 Yes.

01:31:40 That's why all the Commonwealth nations are dealing with the same thing.

01:31:42 And then he just goes, oh, poor me, I have no power, I can't do anything.

01:31:42 Yeah.

01:31:45 Yeah, they would love nothing more than to, like, not.

01:31:47 Well, he can dissolve Parliament.

01:31:49 Of course.

01:31:50 I think the king can do more than that.

01:31:51 I think, like, well, you still need royal assent to bills.

01:31:55 So if a bill is passed in Parliament, the king has to sign off.

01:31:57 Granted, a monarch hasn't vetoed a bill since, like, the 1820s.

01:32:02 But in theory, like, they could start actually using political power.

01:32:04 That's my argument that this is the intended condition.

01:32:07 I agree.

01:32:07 Like, Parliament serves the king and pretends they don't.

01:32:10 He would love nothing more than just be like the cool, chill guy that everyone loves.

01:32:14 But if he actually started acting as a political figure, half the country would hate you.

01:32:18 But the point is, I believe he is acting politically.

01:32:20 I believe we are seeing his intentions.

01:32:22 They make sure the people believe he has no intentions.

01:32:26 So it looks like he's not the one doing any of this in his parliament, but it's actually all his will.

01:32:30 And again, that's why the Commonwealth countries, where he's the king of every one of these countries, they're all having the exact same issues because he's in charge.

01:32:37 Well, he has to signal to the left.

01:32:39 He has to pander to the left because those are the ones that would depose him.

01:32:43 The right wing is going, generally speaking, is going to be behind the monarchy no matter what.

01:32:47 So the actual threat to him is from the left.

01:32:50 So he has to sort of posture and keep them happy.

01:32:53 I mean, this is why you saw recently, you know, the king is the head of the Church of England, but he came out recently and said, like, actually, I'm the defender of all faiths and I'm the, yeah, I'm like a spiritual guy.

01:33:04 So like, he has to cuck to the left because that's what are the people that would get rid of the monarchy. 0.65

01:33:08 It's the most cuck thing I've seen a king ever do.

01:33:12 If you're doing that, you're not strong enough to lead to.

01:33:12 Yeah.

01:33:12 Oh no.

01:33:15 Now, America just got sent off.

01:33:17 You're not going to see anyone, you're not going to see the king or any of the princes in Saudi Arabia doing that.

01:33:22 Okay, we might be in trouble.

01:33:23 No, if anybody speaks up against them, they just annihilate them.

01:33:25 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:26 We got it happening here.

01:33:27 We might be in trouble.

01:33:28 Balagan just got sent off.

01:33:29 Is there actual loyalty? 0.98

01:33:30 Literally.

01:33:31 Wait, really?

01:33:32 Yeah, look.

01:33:32 We have a bar stool, pardon my take, saying, build the statue of the flight attendant that wouldn't let Belogan's mom on the flight.

01:33:40 We might be in trouble, guys.

01:33:41 We're down a man now.

01:33:42 We got to play with 10 men.

01:33:43 Down to 10 players.

01:33:45 How many players are there supposed to be?

01:33:45 Oh, dear.

01:33:46 11.

01:33:47 Yeah, well, Balogan just got sent off.

01:33:47 11.

01:33:49 They're rigging the game.

01:33:51 Well, we're just going to have the defender for our lives now.

01:33:51 It's rigged.

01:33:54 Well, what is it, like 25 minutes left?

01:33:58 Yes.

01:33:59 64 minutes.

01:34:01 No, that's time is going up.

01:34:03 You're right.

01:34:03 Oh, okay.

01:34:04 My bad.

01:34:05 I didn't, I don't know anything about soccer.

01:34:07 I just looked up and saw the numbers.

01:34:08 This is not a good situation.

01:34:09 Still, I have a one.

01:34:10 Yeah, we're watching soccer.

01:34:11 Why is he being sent off?

01:34:12 It was a pretty aggressive tackle.

01:34:14 Oh.

01:34:15 Tackle.

01:34:16 I mean, I was, I think I was like, yeah, a little calved.

01:34:18 Yeah, it's a bit harsh.

01:34:21 I don't know.

01:34:22 I don't think yellow card's been relevant for since like the 2000s.

01:34:25 They had some great hits, though.

01:34:26 Yeah, it's some good ones.

01:34:27 You know, what is it?

01:34:28 Light and Sound?

01:34:29 Is that one?

01:34:30 And Ocean Avenue?

01:34:31 Oh, that's a good one, yeah.

01:34:32 And they had a fiddle player.

01:34:33 Fiddle player.

01:34:34 You did know that.

01:34:35 Yeah.

01:34:36 Punk rock fiddle.

01:34:37 Can't go wrong.

01:34:38 Apparently, you get two good, big songs out of it, though.

01:34:42 That's it.

01:34:43 I guess with Balogun being out, we've lost all energy to actually talk about anything.

01:34:47 Well, I mean, I don't know about talk about anything, but I mean, I never had any energy to talk about soccer if that's worth anything.

01:34:52 So the left isn't having kids.

01:34:53 That's a big story.

01:34:54 How about we talk about that as we talk about soccer?

01:34:57 This was published today.

01:34:57 The left.

01:34:58 Left leaning Americans are driving the U.S. birth decline, new study finds. 0.99

01:35:01 And liberals are all panicking about it because they're starting to realize, like, oh, crap. 0.99

01:35:05 The future is going to be conservative Christian because they have babies like nobody's business, but liberals don't have babies. 0.99

01:35:11 Actually, you were talking about that like a year ago. 0.94

01:35:14 Your parents.

01:35:14 Yep.

01:35:15 I think it's great, I think it's wonderful.

01:35:16 It's why they're trying to get into schools.

01:35:18 You know, Tolkien tried to warn us about this.

01:35:20 If they can't create, they'll corrupt what you have.

01:35:22 Exactly.

01:35:23 Yeah.

01:35:24 But it's like, I like that they're not breeding because it's just, I think it's just a symbol of how selfish they are.

01:35:29 They can't think of anything, like having anything in their life that they can devote to that's higher than themselves.

01:35:34 They're all getting a boo.

01:35:36 Portnoy, and I agree, Portnoy says horrible call.

01:35:38 The FIFA fix is in.

01:35:40 They hate us because they ain't us.

01:35:43 Was it?

01:35:44 What was the fact?

01:35:44 It said apparently a third of Gen Z isn't here.

01:35:50 Yeah.

01:35:50 A third of Gen Z has been aborted.

01:35:53 Wow.

01:35:53 How many of Gen Alpha has been aborted?

01:35:55 Probably a lot.

01:35:56 You know, and another thing is like we people talk about how much of a victory Roe versus Wade is, but there hasn't been a significant decline in the number of abortions.

01:36:04 I think like in the macro, yeah.

01:36:06 Yeah.

01:36:07 That's the point I was going to make is yeah. 0.96

01:36:09 It's just increased abortions in blue states and decreased it.

01:36:12 Yeah.

01:36:12 It's like on the whole is leveled up.

01:36:14 I mean, New York City infamously has more black children aborted than born every year. 0.98

01:36:18 Jesus. 0.99

01:36:19 So insane. 1.00

01:36:20 That's the main, like the black population would be growing like quite rapidly, but they abort like half of their kids. 1.00

01:36:26 Yeah. 1.00

01:36:26 So they're declining as a share of the population. 1.00

01:36:28 They're already now the third largest group in the United States behind Hispanics. 0.99

01:36:32 Mm hmm. 0.99

01:36:32 Really? 0.99

01:36:33 Yeah.

01:36:33 Well, is that because?

01:36:34 Hispanics make about 20%, blacks make about 13%.

01:36:36 Is that because of immigration or? 1.00

01:36:38 Well, it's immigration from Hispanics, but also just blacks like killing other kids. 1.00

01:36:42 A lot of abortion. 1.00

01:36:43 Yeah. 0.98

01:36:44 So, I mean, the whole Roe versus Wade, like, I understand that the, you know, Christian conservatives were like, hey, this is a good thing, but it hasn't actually produced the result that they were hoping for, which is fewer abortions.

01:36:55 Yeah. 0.97

01:36:56 I mean, it's, well, there's nothing you can do about blues. 0.98

01:36:58 I mean, unless they want to pass a nationwide abortion ban, but that would be like the most unpopular policy in a very long time. 0.80

01:37:05 I mean, it's like, I, Roe v. Wade, and I'm very pro life, but like, Roe v. Wade, like, hammered us in that midterm election afterwards.

01:37:12 Like, Democrats, that's like free campaigning going on.

01:37:15 Because, like, the reality, Unfortunately, that the Americans like support some level of abortion access.

01:37:19 Yeah.

01:37:20 To my dismay, I mean, I wish it was banned, but.

01:37:22 Just try and go cook, I guess.

01:37:24 Just quickly, I guess.

01:37:25 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:37:25 Yeah.

01:37:27 You just gotta let everyone know what you're doing.

01:37:27 So.

01:37:29 Oh, yeah.

01:37:30 I'm going outside for a cigarette.

01:37:32 Is that what you guys call cigarettes? 0.54

01:37:39 I'm asking Grok what percent of Gen Alpha was aborted.

01:37:46 I think this is the first time a guest has ever gotten to be like, I'm going to smoke a cigarette in the middle of the show.

01:37:53 What are those things called where you get a toilet paper roll and a fabric softener and you blow the smoke into it?

01:37:58 I didn't know they had a name either.

01:37:59 I always thought it was just like a roll of toilet paper with.

01:38:02 You take a rubber band, you take a toilet paper roll, you put like three layers of fabric softener over it, and you rubber band it down.

01:38:09 Oh, there you go.

01:38:10 And then you blow the smoke into it, and it soaks it all up or whatever, and the kids would do it.

01:38:15 It has a name.

01:38:15 I don't know.

01:38:17 I don't know.

01:38:18 20% of Gen Alpha has been aborted.

01:38:21 That's pretty awful.

01:38:23 Based on how many live Gen Alpha births and how many abortions there were, wow. 0.64

01:38:32 It's just so crazy. 0.92

01:38:33 20% of an entire generation.

01:38:36 And how many of Gen Z was it?

01:38:38 Well, he was saying a third, but I don't know that.

01:38:38 25%?

01:38:42 I think the number would be greater among the younger generations because Gen Z are the children largely of Gen Xers. 0.72

01:38:51 Yeah.

01:38:52 And Gen Alpha, like if it's 20% and they're not having. 0.75

01:38:57 Yeah, they're a smaller generation and they're having less sex. 0.89

01:38:57 And they're smaller. 0.89

01:39:01 Well, Tim, you said something about the end of the 18 year old the other day.

01:39:04 And that was kind of.

01:39:05 Well, there's an article as opposed to it.

01:39:07 Yeah, there's no 18 year olds anymore.

01:39:09 Where'd they go?

01:39:10 They don't exist.

01:39:11 They weren't born.

01:39:12 There's like, we've reached peak 18 year old universities are going out of business.

01:39:15 Oh, yeah.

01:39:15 Who's going to be there?

01:39:16 Businesses can't find any staff anymore because it used to be that entry level positions, lower skilled labor would go to teenagers who would then learn skills, go to school, or do something like that.

01:39:25 None.

01:39:25 There aren't any.

01:39:27 So, you know what's interesting is we've talked about Japan a bit, but their strategy is to try and recruit as many white Americans as possible. 0.51

01:39:34 Yeah. 0.80

01:39:35 They were like, hey, we're going to bring in a bunch of Indians and Africans for labor. 1.00

01:39:38 And then bad stuff happened. 1.00

01:39:39 The project is like, let's bring in a bunch of American weebs. 1.00

01:39:42 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:43 And they're only apparently like, apparently you can buy property in various places. 0.69

01:39:49 But apparently in Niagara, it's very easy for foreigners.

01:39:49 It's very difficult.

01:39:52 It's like the equivalent of a state.

01:39:55 It's got a million people in it and it's rapidly shrinking. 1.00

01:39:58 Are they like it depending on which foreigners? 0.99

01:40:00 I think it's largely just like they're running ads to attract Americans. 0.99

01:40:04 Yeah.

01:40:05 Well, I mean, I hear problems. 0.99

01:40:08 I hear that there are problems when, you know, whether it be Indians or Pakistanis. 1.00

01:40:13 Nothing's going to reverse this. 1.00

01:40:14 Well, I mean, Japan depended for a while on migration from Brazil because there's a huge Japanese population in Brazil that went there like 200 years ago.

01:40:22 And so you kind of have this weird situation in Japan. 1.00

01:40:25 If you drive in the countryside, you'll see it it'll be shops in Portuguese and everything, but the people are like literally look like Japanese people in the face. 0.98

01:40:32 And they're speaking, wow, they speak Portuguese and they complain that they can't. 1.00

01:40:35 Could you imagine like being a Japanese person in Tokyo?

01:40:38 You're like 60 and you're like very traditional. 0.99

01:40:40 And then you like drive up to Niigata, there's a bunch of morbidly obese dudes in fedoras with. 1.00

01:40:45 Katanas walking around. 0.99

01:40:46 You're just like, what is it? 1.00

01:40:48 You can't carry those around.

01:40:49 What are you doing?

01:40:49 So far.

01:40:50 We're all looking for their waifus. 0.96

01:40:52 Milady.

01:40:53 How do you say milady in Japanese?

01:40:55 They can't find their waifus anywhere.

01:40:57 They're all gone.

01:40:58 They can't find their waifus.

01:40:59 They got body pillows.

01:41:00 I saw an infographic that showed that, as much as the population decline in the West is really, really bad, there's population decline basically all over the world, too. 0.89

01:41:10 Oh, India went to sub replacement. 0.68

01:41:12 Yeah. 0.77

01:41:12 So, I mean, like, Africa is the only reliable source of, like, Births now, and even there, like Mali went from like eight to four over the last 10 years, and the Middle East is also going so as well. 0.77

01:41:21 Yeah, it says, uh, is burdened by they have third world migration that keeps it afloat. 0.70

01:41:25 But yeah, among native Arabs in the Gulf states, for example, it's like they're getting cooked as well. 0.81

01:41:31 It says the standard Japanese equivalent for milady or my lady, a formal, chivalrous, or slightly old fashioned themed mimi sense, is ojo sama.

01:41:42 Konnichiwa ojo sama.

01:41:44 Ojo sama.

01:41:45 Long O sounds.

01:41:47 Konnichiwa ojo sama.

01:41:47 There you go.

01:41:50 They would just say milady.

01:41:52 And they would talk like this. 0.53

01:41:53 No, if they're a weeb, no, they would. 1.00

01:41:55 You know what would be just like the most amazing thing is like there's like some young Japanese guys and they go to Niigata as a bunch of like morbidly obese dudes in fedores with katanas, but they're super to get the sword. 1.00

01:42:05 They're just like, they're masters. 0.97

01:42:07 Because they studied the blade, you know?

01:42:08 Exactly.

01:42:09 That's what I'm talking about.

01:42:10 While you were at the gym.

01:42:12 And he's like master.

01:42:13 No, he's in Russia.

01:42:14 Wasn't Stevenson at all like.

01:42:16 I heard a story that there was a movie director who made a bet he could make anybody famous.

01:42:20 Oh, really?

01:42:20 And Stevenson.

01:42:21 That's like the urban legend.

01:42:22 Yeah.

01:42:22 And then, like, some other guy was like, You cannot.

01:42:23 He's like, Watch, I'll do it.

01:42:24 And he's like, Took Steven Seagal and was like, We're going to make you a movie star.

01:42:27 There you go.

01:42:28 Let's put him in movies.

01:42:29 I don't think that's true, though, because who's going to waste millions of dollars on a movie just to prove a point like that?

01:42:33 You could do that in the 80s.

01:42:34 But Steven Seagal is very heavy now, and he spends time in Russia all the time.

01:42:38 I've got a friend that is involved with the gun industry and stuff like that, and he's friends with Steven Seagal, and he can't talk to him too frequently because the government will start looking at him.

01:42:49 Oh, God.

01:42:50 I was like, Why are you calling Russia all the time?

01:42:52 Why did he voluntarily become a dissident?

01:42:54 What did he?

01:42:55 I don't know.

01:42:56 Well, I mean, maybe it could be just because, like, in Russia, he was extremely famous.

01:43:01 He didn't become like the meme in Russia that he did here in the U.S., so he's treated like a superstar over there.

01:43:06 I mean, David Hasloff's big in Germany, but I mean.

01:43:09 I mean, I think David Hasloff passed away, didn't he?

01:43:11 Did he?

01:43:12 Yeah, I'm pretty sure he did.

01:43:13 Well, he was big in Germany.

01:43:14 He was.

01:43:16 Sang on that wall.

01:43:17 My dad, he went to the NBA Finals, the Heat versus the Dallas Mavericks, and the Mavericks star player was Dirk Nowinsky.

01:43:22 He was German, and they said every time, and this was in Miami, and he said every time Dirk Nowinsky sat there, The free throw line, the entire crowd was chant, David has to.

01:43:31 I mean, the mind games there.

01:43:33 It's a great way to distract him.

01:43:34 Yeah.

01:43:35 You know, just bait on the differences all day.

01:43:37 We're down to 10 players and we're still winning.

01:43:40 Yeah.

01:43:40 Well, I mean, it looks like we're trying to stitch together an attack here, which could be interesting.

01:43:45 Wait, he's kicking the ball.

01:43:46 He's kicked the ball.

01:43:48 He's kicked.

01:43:49 Another guy is kicking the ball.

01:43:50 Another guy has just kicked the ball.

01:43:52 Don't they have hands?

01:43:53 And the ball has been kicked.

01:43:55 And oh, no.

01:43:56 Wait, wait, wait.

01:43:57 He's going to kick the ball.

01:43:58 He's.

01:43:59 He's kicked out of bounds.

01:43:59 Oh, no.

01:44:00 Terrible.

01:44:01 Terrible.

01:44:01 They're all rattled.

01:44:02 Yeah. 0.98

01:44:03 Well, Balogun's our strike.

01:44:04 We're playing without a striker now, who would be the guy you're trying to feed the ball to to score.

01:44:08 So, the striker is the guy that scores.

01:44:10 So, if he loses us the game, can other people score?

01:44:13 And also, so there's a red card.

01:44:14 So, even if we win this game, Balogun's out for the next game.

01:44:17 Yeah.

01:44:17 Oh, really?

01:44:17 It was a red card.

01:44:18 It was a red card.

01:44:19 If you get a red card, you're suspended for the following game.

01:44:19 Yeah.

01:44:21 So they play.

01:44:22 They're cheating, dude.

01:44:22 Wow.

01:44:23 So, we're going to play Ricardo Pepe, our backup striker.

01:44:26 Is he any good?

01:44:27 They can't bring him in right now.

01:44:28 Like, you lose a play, you can't bring somebody else in.

01:44:30 Yeah, you're down to 10 players for the rest of the game.

01:44:32 Man.

01:44:33 Yo, they're cheating.

01:44:34 Yeah. 1.00

01:44:34 The Bosnians have paid off. 1.00

01:44:38 What's the currency in Bosnia? 1.00

01:44:40 Some BS, probably.

01:44:41 What is it? 1.00

01:44:42 Oh, it's a Bosbuck. 1.00

01:44:45 A Bosbuck. 1.00

01:44:45 Let's see. 1.00

01:44:46 I'll tell you, it was.

01:44:48 Well, they have two.

01:44:49 One's the Bosbuck and one's the Hertzbuck. 0.56

01:44:51 They can't agree. 0.99

01:44:51 So they just use them both. 0.99

01:44:53 It's a mark.

01:44:55 I'm going to look at what the odds are right now for USA.

01:44:58 I bet they're good.

01:44:58 I bet they're really good.

01:45:00 I don't know.

01:45:00 I mean, a red card really neuters you.

01:45:03 Look, we're really defensive right now.

01:45:06 So we're just going to sit back and defend for our lives.

01:45:08 The problem is, our defense is shaky.

01:45:10 We've thus far depended on having a fiery attack so we don't have to worry about defense.

01:45:15 Oh, yeah, dude.

01:45:16 Oh, bro.

01:45:17 You're getting plus 1,700 on Bosnia right now.

01:45:19 Ooh. 0.77

01:45:20 Yeah, because they got to score two.

01:45:22 That ain't going to happen.

01:45:23 Tie is actually only plus 285.

01:45:26 Yeah, USA is minus 305.

01:45:28 Yeah, the way it works in the betting is if it goes into penalties, if you bet on a tie, then you get paid, which is crazy to me.

01:45:36 Interesting that there are ties.

01:45:38 There's no ties.

01:45:39 Although, you know, I'm talking smack, but like football can have a tie now as well.

01:45:43 Yeah, it seems like every season now, the team bets.

01:45:45 Yeah, it seems like every season now, the team bets.

01:45:47 Which is just, it's like, it's so annoying.

01:45:49 It's the most woke.

01:45:50 It's the most wokeest thing I've ever seen. 1.00

01:45:51 It's the dumbest thing. 0.99

01:45:52 And the new kickoffs that the NFL announced. 1.00

01:45:55 You can gamble on table tennis?

01:45:56 So woke.

01:45:57 You can gamble on anything.

01:45:58 Oh, before I was watching a professional pickleball on TV earlier.

01:46:02 Oh, my God.

01:46:03 Yeah.

01:46:03 We're swirling the drain.

01:46:06 I mean, I don't think anything says the West is super cool.

01:46:07 It's going to be 100. 0.96

01:46:08 Corn holing as well. 0.54

01:46:08 It's going to be a hundred. 0.54

01:46:10 No, but cornhole is cool.

01:46:11 Have you seen cornhole mini golf?

01:46:13 No.

01:46:13 That's so cool.

01:46:14 It'll be pretty fun.

01:46:15 Yeah, no, it's like a big course, and there's cornhole holes, but you have to stand on a platform.

01:46:22 And then there's a bunch of crazy obstacles, like a windmill.

01:46:24 These are not buttholes, dang.

01:46:26 And you throw the bag to try to get in.

01:46:28 The way you were looking at it.

01:46:30 I've held the other tail, man.

01:46:31 I was just trying not to get in.

01:46:32 Oh, we're down to nine players now.

01:46:34 So he's our star player, the one on the ground, Christian Pulisic.

01:46:38 He plays for AC.

01:46:39 So what's going to happen? 0.99

01:46:39 Someone's going to kick him in the balls or something? 0.99

01:46:41 People have speculated that Pulisic is quite conservative, too. 0.99

01:46:45 You know what's really hard about this for me to watch?

01:46:48 I skateboard.

01:46:49 So I'm like bouncing on the ground and rolling and flipping over and crashing and whacking my shins.

01:46:52 He's got to get a couple.

01:46:53 You just get up.

01:46:53 You just go.

01:46:54 You're on grass.

01:46:55 Well, in this instance, you're going to see American players going down a lot because they're trying to waste time.

01:46:59 Right.

01:47:00 Or they're trying to, like, move.

01:47:01 I love the acting, though.

01:47:02 The face, like, ah!

01:47:04 It's always slow motion.

01:47:05 Pula Six is definitely one of our guys.

01:47:07 He got caught liking pro Trump stuff back in the day.

01:47:10 Oh, did he?

01:47:10 Yeah.

01:47:12 He's from Hershey, Pennsylvania, too, which is quite interesting.

01:47:14 I think it'd be way better if when they fell, they aren't exaggerating enough.

01:47:20 I think it'd be really funny if they actually got an Oscar category.

01:47:24 For the best.

01:47:25 Wasn't there a footballer who got caught putting blood capsules in his mouth and biting them so it looked like his injury was way worse than it actually was?

01:47:32 Bleeding from his nose.

01:47:33 I read a story about a guy, a goalie, who had a blade in his finger, in his glove.

01:47:38 And so when he got hit.

01:47:42 Oh!

01:47:43 Oh my God.

01:47:43 Oh!

01:47:44 That's going to be off probably.

01:47:45 Yeah.

01:47:46 Yep.

01:47:46 Look at him.

01:47:47 Yep.

01:47:48 Yo, they're so cheating.

01:47:50 They have reviews now, so they'll review this.

01:47:50 Come on.

01:47:53 Those that are watching and being like, what's happening?

01:47:55 I hope you guys are watching the game same time as we are.

01:47:57 Yeah.

01:47:57 Ballistic wants the review.

01:47:59 Watch, he's going to be like a red card.

01:48:01 Let's see the instant replay.

01:48:02 They'll be like, no.

01:48:03 Oh, they're going to review it to make sure.

01:48:04 I'll tell you in real time here if he's off or not.

01:48:08 Oh, he's way off.

01:48:10 He's miles off.

01:48:11 Oh, yeah.

01:48:12 Yeah.

01:48:13 He's behind the goalie.

01:48:14 None of that makes any sense.

01:48:15 He went into the goal.

01:48:17 Yeah.

01:48:18 He did go into the goal.

01:48:20 Well, as long as it wastes time, who cares?

01:48:22 So if someone's behind the goalies, that's offsides?

01:48:25 Is that what it is?

01:48:26 No, it's the last defender.

01:48:28 So if there's a line of defenders, the last defender, if you're behind him and then you get the ball, you're offsides.

01:48:33 Oh, there.

01:48:33 But is that like if you're behind, if you're in line with the defender, the ball's passed, you run behind the defender that's not offsides.

01:48:39 So when the ball is passed, if you're behind the last defender, you're offsides.

01:48:42 So you have to score a goal with a, with an opposing player in front of you and the goalie in front of you.

01:48:47 No.

01:48:47 So like if they're, if you're the last defender, if I'm behind the defender when the ball is passed, I can run behind them.

01:48:52 Oh, I see.

01:48:53 It's just when the ball is released.

01:48:54 They can't pass it to you behind the.

01:48:56 Yeah.

01:48:56 If you're standing behind them and then the ball is passed, you're offsides.

01:49:00 It's just to prevent it from like all the players lining up on both sides of the field.

01:49:04 They just kick it back and forth.

01:49:05 Yeah.

01:49:06 They should.

01:49:07 It just goes to show the game is really.

01:49:09 That would be really horrible to watch.

01:49:10 Well, hockey has the same rule for the same thing.

01:49:12 This is all the time.

01:49:12 Yeah, no.

01:49:13 You'll have to watch it.

01:49:16 Off sides.

01:49:17 Yeah.

01:49:19 In American football, it makes sense. 0.69

01:49:20 Amber Duke has a really interesting theory on why soccer is inherently very third world.

01:49:25 Because all you need is ball.

01:49:27 It's the lowest common denominator.

01:49:28 That's why.

01:49:29 Yeah.

01:49:29 And she's like, there's not really much room for innovation as well.

01:49:34 I don't want to speak for her.

01:49:35 Well, it's the lowest common denominator sport ball and foot.

01:49:38 That's it.

01:49:39 Well, this is why countries like Brazil dominate because it can be perfected in a favela.

01:49:44 Right.

01:49:45 America's a rare example of a team that most of the players are actually upper class.

01:49:50 Because, like, if you grow up in America, you understand the rich kids play soccer.

01:49:53 And so most of these guys, and also it's really expensive to sign up for youth soccer.

01:49:56 So most of our players are quite well off. 0.78

01:49:59 Imagine, like, your Ethiopian mom sneaks into the country and then gives birth, and she tells you, like, you got to play football. 0.98

01:49:59 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:50:06 And they'll never deport you.

01:50:08 Well, you're talking about soccer or football?

01:50:08 And we'll be rich.

01:50:10 All of it.

01:50:11 If Alabama had put a bunch of, like, anchor babies on the team, you would have people in Alabama, like, I love birthrights.

01:50:11 Oh, yeah.

01:50:15 It's not too bad.

01:50:17 Yeah. 1.00

01:50:19 These anchor babies can play football. 1.00

01:50:21 Uh oh. 1.00

01:50:21 This is where they cover their balls. 1.00

01:50:23 Oh, yeah, that is a thing. 1.00

01:50:25 Yeah, they cover their balls. 1.00

01:50:26 Yeah, they all hide your. 1.00

01:50:28 They all just cock shame. 0.96

01:50:29 Protect your Bosnia and Herzegovina. 1.00

01:50:32 That's what we call them.

01:50:33 That's what Tate calls them.

01:50:34 That's true.

01:50:36 Yeah, none of this makes sense.

01:50:37 We don't really have like a.

01:50:38 Yep, there they go.

01:50:39 They all stand there and they're like, you don't really have a rock star free kick taker, so I don't expect much to happen here. 0.98

01:50:39 They're covering their balls. 0.98

01:50:48 It's a breakout chance.

01:50:51 So, wait, why are they getting a free kick?

01:50:52 What happened?

01:50:53 They just got fouled.

01:50:54 Yeah.

01:50:55 Here we go.

01:50:57 What if he just scores?

01:50:59 So, those two players they just showed on screen, neither of them are raised in the US.

01:51:02 The guy, number 17, raised in Germany.

01:51:03 The other one raised in England.

01:51:04 So, how is he supposed to score through these guys?

01:51:07 Top flying.

01:51:07 He's got to shoot it over him, basically, and curl it back down.

01:51:13 Oh my God. 0.50

01:51:16 Holy.

01:51:17 Oh my God.

01:51:18 I did not see that coming.

01:51:20 I did not.

01:51:21 I literally said we don't have a good free kick taker in Malik Tillman.

01:51:24 Yeah, this never happens.

01:51:25 Malik Tillman is.

01:51:26 Oh my God.

01:51:29 USA, let's go. 0.98

01:51:31 That's it.

01:51:31 I can't.

01:51:32 Guys, we're riding.

01:51:33 And with Bryce the Bad Zoo.

01:51:34 I'm going to go outside and knock over my own garbage can.

01:51:37 Goalie's on my property.

01:51:39 What if I fall down right now and flop?

01:51:43 He's getting it when he gets back home.

01:51:46 I can't believe that just happened.

01:51:47 I was like, wouldn't it be funny if they just score?

01:51:47 I was joking.

01:51:49 He did.

01:51:50 Wow.

01:51:50 I didn't know that.

01:51:51 Oh, my God.

01:51:52 That goalie's going to get.

01:51:53 They're going to beat the.

01:51:54 Wow.

01:51:54 Yeah, he's done.

01:51:55 Good thing he's not combied.

01:51:57 How many free kicks do they ever actually make?

01:51:59 Not often.

01:52:00 It's very rare.

01:52:02 Really?

01:52:02 Is it very rare?

01:52:02 Yeah.

01:52:03 Yeah.

01:52:04 Especially for us.

01:52:04 Oh, yeah.

01:52:05 Yeah.

01:52:06 I mean, Lino Messi.

01:52:07 I think the ball's more guys' right.

01:52:08 His hand did touch it.

01:52:09 Honestly, I feel really bad for that goalie. 1.00

01:52:12 He's going to be the shame of Bosnia. 0.98

01:52:13 Yeah, his hand touched it and it just pushed right past his hand.

01:52:16 Well, they've been saying the ball they're using this year kind of has some weird dynamics to it, so it's harder for keepers to save it.

01:52:21 Wow.

01:52:22 They say it moves in the air different directions.

01:52:24 Yo, that's wild.

01:52:25 It's over.

01:52:26 So, you guys might as well just stop the ball.

01:52:28 The guy that scored that, he was born and raised in Germany, but his dad was an American service member, and that's why he's eligible.

01:52:33 His name's Malik Tillman, not a very German name.

01:52:36 Tillman.

01:52:37 Do you guys remember back in like, what was it, like 20.

01:52:40 Or it was 2014, I think, where Brazil just got like whomped so bad that people were crying in the stands.

01:52:47 Yeah, it was like 8 0.

01:52:48 They had like fans killing themselves.

01:52:49 Oh my God.

01:52:50 What?

01:52:51 Yeah, people were crying.

01:52:52 And I remember this because I was at Vice.

01:52:54 And when we were watching and we saw, oh man, they scored a goal against Brazil.

01:52:58 This is getting bad.

01:52:59 At goal number three, the producers were like, Tim, I think you need to get on a plane to fly to Brazil right now.

01:53:04 It's going to get bad.

01:53:05 I love to see mass rituals take place.

01:53:07 Oh, dude.

01:53:08 War course.

01:53:08 And it was like 8 0 or some insane number.

01:53:10 Like they just gave up.

01:53:11 Oh my God.

01:53:13 I mean, it's all the goalie.

01:53:15 Yeah, I imagine.

01:53:17 I mean, it's their most important player, man.

01:53:20 I mean, that was just a really good free kick, to be fair.

01:53:23 Oh, yeah, I know.

01:53:24 It was perfect.

01:53:25 I mean, I don't know anything about soccer, obviously, but, like, it does seem like they don't get into scoring position very often.

01:53:25 Yeah.

01:53:32 He really did have to, like, backspin it over the people's heads.

01:53:32 Yep.

01:53:35 Yeah, that was crazy.

01:53:36 Also out roll it back down.

01:53:37 Yeah.

01:53:38 An incredible shot.

01:53:42 Yeah, he's a good player.

01:53:43 I'm like, tell me, put your hands up.

01:53:44 There we go.

01:53:44 Get it, get it, get it, get it.

01:53:44 There we go.

01:53:47 All right, all right.

01:53:48 Take it back now.

01:53:49 Here we go.

01:53:50 Yeah, this is the rest of the game now is going to be us sitting back and defending.

01:53:50 Ah, there we go.

01:53:53 Just doing everything.

01:53:53 Yep.

01:53:54 That's it, boys.

01:53:55 America is the greatest nation on the planet, even without the anchor, baby.

01:53:58 So now we go, we play Belgium in Seattle next week.

01:54:00 That'll be interesting.

01:54:01 So Belgium knocked us out in 2014, so it's kind of like a revenge game.

01:54:05 That was the game where Tim Howard set the record saves.

01:54:07 He saved like 13 shots or something.

01:54:09 What are the chances of Belgium or the U.S. beating Belgium?

01:54:09 Wow.

01:54:13 This is like one of the worst Belgium sides in a while and one of the best Americans.

01:54:16 So I think we have a pretty decent.

01:54:18 Bro, I think we're going to win the whole World Cup.

01:54:20 How many more games are after this?

01:54:21 If we beat Belgium, we're likely going to play Spain, who's like the tournament favorite.

01:54:25 Nah, we'll win.

01:54:27 I mean, like, if they have like some sort of like mass casualty event, maybe.

01:54:30 Don't we have more Spanish speakers in America than Spain does now? 1.00

01:54:33 That's probably true, yeah. 1.00

01:54:34 Yeah.

01:54:34 It's over, Spain.

01:54:36 How many people live in Spain?

01:54:37 Probably like 30 million, maybe 20 million.

01:54:42 I don't know, actually.

01:54:42 I feel like more.

01:54:44 I feel like Spain, it's us now.

01:54:46 We got it.

01:54:47 Uh oh, uh oh.

01:54:47 I feel like Ted Cruz.

01:54:49 There we go.

01:54:49 Uh oh.

01:54:51 We actually might have more Spanish speakers in the United States.

01:54:54 There's 49 million people.

01:54:55 I think there's different variations.

01:54:56 There's 50 million in Spain.

01:54:58 How many Spanish speakers in the U.S.?

01:55:05 163 million Spanish speakers who don't speak English.

01:55:07 No, I'm kidding.

01:55:08 In America?

01:55:09 Oh, 45 million.

01:55:12 Wait, wait, wait.

01:55:12 Wow.

01:55:13 No, no, no. 0.85

01:55:14 Including bilingual.

01:55:15 59 million people in the United States speak Spanish.

01:55:18 Because a lot of people learn in high school.

01:55:20 I learned Spanish in high school.

01:55:21 We have way more Spanish speakers than.

01:55:23 We got more people in the U.S. who speak Spanish than Spain.

01:55:26 No, Spain, you can't win.

01:55:27 And we're not socialists.

01:55:28 It's over.

01:55:29 Yeah.

01:55:29 That's right.

01:55:30 So they got four minutes to score three goals.

01:55:32 Yeah, it's not going to happen.

01:55:35 Oh.

01:55:35 Well, yeah, our goalie's just good at his job, you know.

01:55:39 That was a really smart play where he bounced off his chest because if he kicked it to the keeper, he can't grab it.

01:55:43 Oh, really?

01:55:43 Yeah.

01:55:44 Bounces off your body, you can grab it.

01:55:46 Now he's going to take it.

01:55:46 Oh, he can't just pick it up whenever he wants?

01:55:48 No, if a player passes back to you, you can't pick it up.

01:55:51 But he bounced off his chest, so it's like a deflection and he can pick it up.

01:55:53 Oh, I see.

01:55:54 Now he's going to waste a lot of time.

01:55:56 Hey, now he's hurt.

01:55:57 I'm hurt.

01:55:59 He's always wasting time.

01:56:00 Yeah, he's a Harvard grad.

01:56:01 He knows. 1.00

01:56:02 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:56:05 He's gay. 1.00

01:56:06 I don't know. 1.00

01:56:06 So ridiculous. 1.00

01:56:08 The guy touched his back and he flops his head. 0.99

01:56:12 So it's just a waste of time, right?

01:56:13 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:56:15 Which is just gay. 0.99

01:56:16 That was gay. 0.99

01:56:17 Yeah, that was gay. 1.00

01:56:18 I get why they'll be there. 1.00

01:56:20 And now look at his face.

01:56:21 Like, oh.

01:56:22 It's funny.

01:56:23 And, like, I'd feel so dirty.

01:56:25 You know what it is? 0.98

01:56:26 Flopping in soccer is the equivalent of I shit my pants face on YouTube. 0.71

01:56:31 So, like, we. 0.98

01:56:32 The YouTube thumbnails that look like I shit my pants always do better than regular.

01:56:36 Like, if I'm like sitting there like this, it'll get like 100K views.

01:56:39 But if I'm like, like literally, I have explosive diarrhea, it gets like a million views.

01:56:43 Yeah.

01:56:44 Mr. Beast pointed this out.

01:56:45 I do that with my second channel where I just go through the video and I try and catch my face in one of the stupidest positions, like mid talk. 0.99

01:56:51 Like that. 0.67

01:56:53 I use that, and for some reason, people enjoy it.

01:56:55 It's the same thing.

01:56:56 It's like, you know, none of them are proud to do it, but you know, they have to.

01:57:00 Here we go.

01:57:01 Bro, I'm going to riot.

01:57:03 I'm going to go outside and I'm going to knock over my garbage can.

01:57:06 We just put on a striker.

01:57:08 So I guess we're trying to.

01:57:11 Usually you put on a bunch of defenders at the end of the game.

01:57:13 We just put on a midfielder and a striker.

01:57:14 It's just to insult them.

01:57:16 Yeah, let's go score another one.

01:57:17 Let's see, you know, the theory that the Patriots had for so long.

01:57:22 Just keep scoring until the game ends.

01:57:25 Yeah.

01:57:26 Just play to win.

01:57:26 Yeah, play your max.

01:57:29 Oh, they're also trying to give Pepe game time because he has to start next week.

01:57:33 So they're trying to keep him somewhat warm.

01:57:36 So, wait, Belgium next, right?

01:57:39 Yeah. 1.00

01:57:39 Yeah, those waffle-eaten sissy ninnies ain't going to be able to win. 1.00

01:57:43 I'm in a real country. 1.00

01:57:44 It's, what, half Dutch, half French?

01:57:45 I know.

01:57:46 What are they even known for?

01:57:47 Just waffles. 0.98

01:57:48 Just being Germany's speed bump. 0.89

01:57:49 Yeah. 0.86

01:57:50 Megan Waffles. 1.00

01:57:51 Germany's going to invade France. 0.74

01:57:53 Belgium. 0.80

01:57:53 Okay. 0.80

01:57:53 Well, that should be easy. 0.80

01:57:57 Historically.

01:57:58 Yeah.

01:57:58 I can't remember if I've ever been there because it's such a place of little consequence.

01:58:02 Yeah.

01:58:03 I went to the Netherlands.

01:58:04 If they win, oh, they had a really good team.

01:58:07 I wasn't a fan.

01:58:07 I went to the Netherlands.

01:58:09 You didn't like the windmills and the wooden shoes and the bikes. 0.56

01:58:11 Stroopwaffle.

01:58:13 Stroopwaffles.

01:58:13 It's all.

01:58:14 They're all riding bikes everywhere. 0.91

01:58:15 And Stroopwaffle.

01:58:15 It's all.

01:58:19 Yeah, that's in the know.

01:58:21 Oh, yeah, no, I had no idea.

01:58:24 It's not something I actually care to do.

01:58:29 I know the story.

01:58:30 She's not going to be there.

01:58:31 There's a nice venue in Amsterdam called the Milkweg.

01:58:37 Real cool venue.

01:58:40 I went to a great kebab place.

01:58:43 I got some good shawarma and falafel.

01:58:46 Some local Dutch cuisine.

01:58:48 Uh oh, uh oh. 0.98

01:58:49 Indigenous Dutch cuisine.

01:58:51 Oh!

01:58:52 Wow!

01:58:54 American team is just super good.

01:58:55 That was incredible.

01:58:56 Yeah, we look really good.

01:58:57 That was.

01:58:57 I know.

01:58:59 I've watched the U.S., I've probably watched every game we've played since 2008.

01:59:02 And it's such a breath of fresh air to see.

01:59:04 It's a good team. 1.00

01:59:06 I mean, it could just be that Bosnia is so bad. 1.00

01:59:08 I know. 1.00

01:59:08 We look good by comparison. 1.00

01:59:10 We blew out Paraguay, and then Paraguay bounced Germany from the tournament.

01:59:13 So, I mean, like, we were legit.

01:59:16 We eviscerated Paraguay. 0.72

01:59:17 Should have ordered pizza. 1.00

01:59:18 That was.

01:59:19 Ah, yeah.

01:59:20 Next 2030 World Cup will do.

01:59:20 Next time.

01:59:22 When we were putting the show together, It's like, all right, there's no real news today.

01:59:26 It's like it's been a slog.

01:59:27 Like Fox is just running like tours of museums.

01:59:30 And then Tate's like, well, the USA game is at eight.

01:59:32 And I'm like, oh, we're just going to watch the game.

01:59:36 There's literally nothing else going on.

01:59:38 This is the most, this is much more fun.

01:59:40 And it's America on America's birthday.

01:59:41 We're going to win the World Cup on America's birthday.

01:59:44 It's kind of like World Cup ASMR because no one can see it.

01:59:47 What did they say?

01:59:47 All right.

01:59:48 Add 10 minutes?

01:59:48 Well, with the way the bracket works, there's a possibility that we do play England on July 4th.

01:59:53 No.

01:59:54 Yeah.

01:59:54 No, that would be the greatest thing.

01:59:55 Did they just add 10 minutes?

01:59:58 I don't know.

01:59:59 But now we're going to play Belgium.

02:00:01 But yeah, you see that, right?

02:00:01 No, no, no.

02:00:02 Yeah, the ref at the end of the game will add on stoppage time.

02:00:05 So, from like injuries or like when they're milling around and there's no play happening.

02:00:09 So, the game's not over for 10 more minutes?

02:00:11 So, they wasted time for a while.

02:00:12 What was going on?

02:00:13 I was getting ready to go riot.

02:00:14 Yeah, well, it's because the game was so old.

02:00:17 It was invented before they had clocks.

02:00:18 They used their watches.

02:00:19 So, that's true.

02:00:21 All right, we got.

02:00:23 But in college soccer, it counts down.

02:00:25 So, college soccer, it works normally.

02:00:26 Well, I think the reason the U.S. is so good is because they introduced the hydration break.

02:00:30 So, it's basically like, Four quarters, and now we're really good.

02:00:32 Is that what the hydration break is?

02:00:33 Every quarter you stop to drink a water?

02:00:35 Yeah, basically, it's broken the game into four quarters, and now the Americans are like, oh, we get it now.

02:00:40 And then we have flyover.

02:00:43 The flyovers probably do amp up our players.

02:00:46 I mean, it's because a lot of our players grew up on military bases.

02:00:49 Well, it's like Tillman, Weston McKinney.

02:00:50 It's like the American version of the Hakka, you know?

02:00:52 Yeah, literally, we just fly over and we're like, intimidate our enemies. 0.98

02:00:58 So true to the Patriot Hakka. 0.79

02:01:00 Just like threaten them. 1.00

02:01:01 Hey, Bozzy, remember these?

02:01:03 Oh.

02:01:05 They pulled the PTSD kicks in.

02:01:07 They pulled the F 117 out for the Blackhawks in Indianapolis. 0.99

02:01:10 All the Somalis are like, not again. 1.00

02:01:13 Oh, yeah, here we go. 1.00

02:01:16 Just ice this game out.

02:01:18 This is beautiful stuff.

02:01:19 10 extra minutes.

02:01:20 He didn't have to do anything.

02:01:23 He just watched it.

02:01:24 This is the most he's had to do, like all tournament.

02:01:27 Yeah, dude.

02:01:27 Really?

02:01:29 The offense is so aggressive.

02:01:30 And so shut the game down.

02:01:33 He nearly ate that, though.

02:01:35 We beat two countries.

02:01:36 I think that's quite a lot.

02:01:38 I think people need to point out, like, we are up against it's two to one right now.

02:01:41 They have 22 players.

02:01:42 It's not fair at all.

02:01:45 Man, that's some great plays.

02:01:46 You can't believe it.

02:01:49 You know what city has the highest concentration of Bosnians in America?

02:01:53 St. Louis, Missouri.

02:01:53 What?

02:01:55 I have no idea why.

02:01:55 Really?

02:01:56 You know, I want to give some respect to Bosnia.

02:01:58 I mean, they made it really far.

02:01:59 They've done really good, really good work.

02:02:02 Finished third place and got out.

02:02:05 Yeah.

02:02:05 Let's get them in third?

02:02:05 Bosnia?

02:02:07 Third place in the group, but since there's 48 teams, they've got to advance a few third place games.

02:02:11 Right, so they're going to, what do they go to?

02:02:13 The loser bracket?

02:02:13 Is that how it works?

02:02:14 No, the only loser bracket is the third place game.

02:02:17 Which makes sense.

02:02:18 They're playing a third place game then?

02:02:19 Yeah, there's always.

02:02:20 No, they're not.

02:02:21 But at the end of the tournament, whoever loses in the semifinals plays in the third place game.

02:02:26 So they're out after this.

02:02:27 Yeah, they go to Cancun after this.

02:02:30 Is that because there's another game there or there's losing?

02:02:32 No, that's just where you go vacation.

02:02:34 It's like infamously losing teams in American tournaments just go to Cancun.

02:02:40 Duke it out at the salad bar with the newlyweds. 0.99

02:02:45 The salad bar?

02:02:46 I think it's Hulu.

02:02:46 At the bar.

02:02:47 Cancun.

02:02:47 Or at the bar, yeah.

02:02:49 Well, they're Muslims, so they probably won't be at the bar. 1.00

02:02:52 Can we just, they should just call it. 1.00

02:02:53 You know what I mean? 1.00

02:02:54 It is really weird that they're like visibly white but Muslim. 1.00

02:02:58 No, they should just call it. 1.00

02:02:58 They should just be like, guys. 1.00

02:03:00 The American team should be like, guys, come on.

02:03:01 We already know.

02:03:02 Like, I could go for a cheeseburger right about now.

02:03:05 We don't believe in miracles.

02:03:06 Do we really got to play another six minutes of this?

02:03:07 We don't believe in miracles.

02:03:09 This game's over.

02:03:10 How brutal would be if they did, like, knock on wood.

02:03:13 Yeah, two, three goals in the next?

02:03:14 Be rough.

02:03:15 Three goals in six minutes.

02:03:16 Be soul crushing.

02:03:17 Like, the American goalie suffers a congenital heart failure just right there as the ball goes in.

02:03:21 And they're like, well, yeah, that counts.

02:03:21 It just collapses.

02:03:22 Like, the American players crash out.

02:03:24 Four of them get red cards. 1.00

02:03:25 Lightning strikes the ground, but because of the Bosnian specific kind of Bosnian shoe, they're unaffected. 1.00

02:03:30 But all the Americans go down. 1.00

02:03:31 We have like metal studs.

02:03:32 How many red cards could they possibly, like, if they got like three red cards, could like.

02:03:35 It's like five, and then you have the forfeit.

02:03:37 Really?

02:03:38 Yeah, which just happened before.

02:03:39 Like, massive brawls happen.

02:03:40 They just end the game.

02:03:41 You have to forfeit the next game.

02:03:42 It happens a lot in Mexico, actually.

02:03:44 You have to forfeit the next game, too, right?

02:03:46 I don't know.

02:03:47 Maybe.

02:03:47 I like how when the ball goes out, all the players point at each other.

02:03:50 It's like a Spider Man meme.

02:03:51 The Mexican soccer is the funniest thing because that happens often where, like, they just end the game. 0.99

02:03:55 They're wearing sombreros.

02:03:56 Yeah, there's like shootings all the time.

02:03:58 And then also.

02:03:59 They have so many players on their rosters that there's players with three digit numbers.

02:04:03 Look at this.

02:04:04 Right now, there's an Indian guy and a white guy and a Mexican guy all chanting USA together.

02:04:08 Right?

02:04:09 That's the American dream.

02:04:10 An H 1B recipient, an illegal immigrant, and an American.

02:04:13 This guy is my favorite player, Gio Arena.

02:04:15 He's like textbook soccer mom drama.

02:04:18 The last tournament, his dad accused the coach of domestic abuse because he wasn't getting enough playing time.

02:04:22 Oh, man.

02:04:23 He almost got fired over it.

02:04:24 How much do these tickets cost to this game?

02:04:26 A couple grand, right?

02:04:27 Probably.

02:04:28 Yeah. 1.00

02:04:29 Have you seen the like the Balkan like football hooligans because those are like they're the most insane ones. 1.00

02:04:33 They lock them in a cage, yeah. 1.00

02:04:34 And but it's also like you'll see them like lighting flares and stuff like that.

02:04:37 But they also rig ropes to the top of the stadium so they can pull out this giant stadium sized sign, yeah.

02:04:44 And they put like politicians being hung and everything and shows you them like lining them up against the wall and shooting them. 0.98

02:04:53 And they just do it because I mean, these guys are psychos. 1.00

02:04:55 They go in there and kill them off, yeah. 0.99

02:04:57 They have like they just have like. 0.96

02:04:59 Full blown like army guys like lining the stadium.

02:05:01 Yeah.

02:05:02 It's a skull guy.

02:05:02 Yeah.

02:05:03 Kick off at any moment.

02:05:06 Calmest ball.

02:05:07 There's two balls.

02:05:08 That's not fair.

02:05:09 Multi ball.

02:05:11 Multi ball.

02:05:12 In the last five minutes of the game, they throw like five.

02:05:16 It's multi ball.

02:05:17 I mean, I wouldn't be surprised.

02:05:19 Both sides are running in opposite directions.

02:05:20 They're both offsides.

02:05:21 Yeah.

02:05:24 It wouldn't change.

02:05:25 Multi ball.

02:05:26 You can trade a player for a ball.

02:05:28 Oh, that'd be nice.

02:05:29 That's a good idea.

02:05:32 Well, this is really fitting. 1.00

02:05:33 Bosnia, one of their wingers, he was born and raised in America, but decided to play for Bosnia. 1.00

02:05:38 He's a traitor. 0.99

02:05:39 So I hope he feels this rushing defeat. 1.00

02:05:42 He should be deported too. 0.95

02:05:43 I agree. 0.98

02:05:44 He's from Wisconsin.

02:05:45 And then he's like, Oh, my parents are from Bosnia.

02:05:47 We can play for Bosnia.

02:05:48 Wow, great.

02:05:49 Here we go.

02:05:50 Yeah.

02:05:50 All right.

02:05:51 Like, soccer will radicalize you on the fact that immigrants do not assimilate.

02:05:55 Because, like, they were going through London and they were interviewing the fans that are visibly of immigrant background. 0.56

02:06:00 Like, Oh, are you supporting England?

02:06:02 No, I'm supporting Ghana. 1.00

02:06:03 Why would I support England?

02:06:04 Fox was covering that.

02:06:04 It's like, I don't know.

02:06:05 It was like a bunch of people in, it was somewhere in Europe.

02:06:09 And they were like, Oh, yeah, no, no, we're French.

02:06:12 And they were like cheering for Morocco. 0.78

02:06:14 It was Morocco.

02:06:14 Yeah.

02:06:15 That's what it was.

02:06:15 Yeah, yeah.

02:06:17 Morocco.

02:06:18 Yeah, nothing will dispel so many immigration myths more.

02:06:21 And then also the fact that cultural proximity matters because the Scottish fans came over.

02:06:25 Everyone loved them.

02:06:26 They were like, these guys are awesome.

02:06:27 They're like her cousins staying over at her house.

02:06:28 Yeah. 1.00

02:06:29 But when Indians come here, it's a little bit different reaction.

02:06:34 And here's what people don't realize chicken tikka masala was invented in Scotland. 1.00

02:06:37 It's true.

02:06:37 Yeah.

02:06:38 Well, allegedly.

02:06:39 Apparently, people are starting to doubt that guy's claim.

02:06:41 Oh, really?

02:06:42 What did he make?

02:06:43 Oh, yeah.

02:06:43 Indian restaurant in Glasgow claims to be the originator of chicken tikka masala, but apparently, a lot of people dispute it.

02:06:49 Why?

02:06:50 What's the real claim?

02:06:51 I have no idea.

02:06:53 The argument is that it was inspired by Indian style cuisines, but just made to be a fatty tomato thing.

02:07:00 You should just take it, it's yours. 0.97

02:07:01 Well, I think it's ridiculous.

02:07:02 I'll let them have it. 0.71

02:07:03 Yeah, well, we don't want it.

02:07:04 What do you guys have?

02:07:06 Haggis?

02:07:07 Yeah, well, that's the thing.

02:07:08 One thing I will give everybody is no one in history has ever said, oh, let's go to that great new Scottish restaurant.

02:07:15 I know that we still eat like the planes are flying overhead, right?

02:07:20 But we like it, we're poor, it's fine. 0.90

02:07:23 Don't you guys just eat similarly to the British? 0.89

02:07:26 Like blood pudding, stuff like that.

02:07:27 And it will be called black pudding.

02:07:29 Black pudding.

02:07:29 Yeah, but I like black pudding.

02:07:30 I like haggis.

02:07:31 Well, I've heard that, like.

02:07:32 That's a stereotype.

02:07:33 Haggis is like boil the meat in the stomach.

02:07:36 Yeah, haggis is the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep boiled in its own stomach.

02:07:40 That sounds awesome.

02:07:40 Framing it like that puts some people off.

02:07:43 It's delicious.

02:07:43 I love it.

02:07:44 No, it sounds amazing.

02:07:44 I mean, organ meat's so good for you.

02:07:46 I love haggis. 0.99

02:07:47 I've heard that pregnant women crave blood pudding because they're desperate for iron.

02:07:50 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:07:51 Oh, I love it.

02:07:52 Just eat copious amounts of blood pudding.

02:07:54 It's great.

02:07:55 It's like.

02:07:56 It's like firm, like sausage, but not so hard.

02:07:59 I love black pudding.

02:08:00 It's not the profile you would expect at all.

02:08:02 And then you guys also have black and white pudding, right?

02:08:04 White pudding is more of a sweeter thing.

02:08:06 It's made with a sort of dough with raisins and currants and stuff like that.

02:08:10 And I've tried it.

02:08:10 It's not my jam.

02:08:11 It's not that popular.

02:08:12 Your gran will eat it.

02:08:13 But do you guys do tomatoes, beans, and mushrooms and all that too?

02:08:16 Yeah, we do all that as well.

02:08:17 Yeah.

02:08:17 But is that.

02:08:18 We do tacos cones.

02:08:19 Can you explain them the fired roll?

02:08:21 This blew my mind.

02:08:22 Oh, Morton's Rolls?

02:08:23 Yeah.

02:08:24 Yeah.

02:08:25 It's basically a roll that's been burnt till it's black.

02:08:28 But it's nice.

02:08:29 It's really, really nice.

02:08:29 Everyone's like, you've got to try it.

02:08:30 And they give it to me.

02:08:31 It's just a burnt roll.

02:08:34 I'm like, what?

02:08:35 There's a theory that they just messed up a batch and decided to put on a new product.

02:08:39 So they could just shift them.

02:08:41 And why not traditional?

02:08:42 That and Buckfast amazed me.

02:08:44 One minute, guys.

02:08:45 One minute.

02:08:46 What's going to happen now?

02:08:47 The ref's going to call another 10 minutes?

02:08:49 Isn't Buckfast just tonic wine with like 100 milligrams of caffeine?

02:08:52 There's a whole story about Buckfast.

02:08:54 I was born and raised in what's called the Buckfast Triangle.

02:08:57 It's a real thing.

02:08:57 You can look it up where.

02:08:59 It's something, mate.

02:08:59 Almost 100% of global Buckfast sales happen.

02:09:04 And it's a small triangle, right?

02:09:06 And it's also, there's this statistic that says that 71% of violent crime in Scotland involves Buckfast. 0.99

02:09:13 That makes so much sense. 1.00

02:09:14 You can Google that.

02:09:15 It's got like 150 milligrams of caffeine.

02:09:17 Yeah, it's got, we've got names for it.

02:09:19 It's banned in the US.

02:09:20 Yeah, Wreck the Hoost Juice.

02:09:22 Oh my God, guys.

02:09:23 15 seconds, 15 seconds.

02:09:24 The commotion lotion, the demonic tonic.

02:09:27 Yeah, there's all different kinds of names for it.

02:09:29 Basically, it's like you used to have the Buckfast challenge where people would try and down a bottle of Buckfast in one go.

02:09:36 And I did that once for a deal, and I don't remember what happened, but.

02:09:39 It just stopped.

02:09:40 It just gave up.

02:09:40 No, I woke up and I said, boom!

02:09:42 America wins.

02:09:44 Yeah.

02:09:44 It's time to go riot.

02:09:46 Well done to the Patriots.

02:09:48 This is going to be great.

02:09:49 When's the next game?

02:09:50 I think next Thursday.

02:09:52 Perfect.

02:09:52 This means we are going into the 4th of July off the back of an incredible victory for the Americans.

02:10:00 So we're going to be celebrating.

02:10:03 I'm not literally going to riot.

02:10:04 I'm not actually going to knock my garbage can over.

02:10:05 That'll make a mess.

02:10:05 I'm not doing that.

02:10:07 But it'll be fun to see the reaction.

02:10:09 And everyone's going to be online cheering.

02:10:11 So it's great to hang out with you guys.

02:10:13 We don't have an after show for you tonight.

02:10:15 We're actually gearing up for the holiday.

02:10:17 So everybody's taking off the next couple of days.

02:10:19 But we did pre record some episodes, some interviews.

02:10:22 Tomorrow night, we have Michael McCarthy, Irish nationalist, talking about the issue of immigration in Europe and Ireland.

02:10:27 I thought it was really awesome.

02:10:28 Check it out.

02:10:29 Friday is going to be a debate.

02:10:31 Oh, boy.

02:10:32 A lot of just yelling.

02:10:34 Just yelling.

02:10:35 But if that's your jam, we'll have that up for you Friday night.

02:10:38 It's going to be a lot of fun.

02:10:39 Thank you so much for hanging out for this.

02:10:42 One more live show before we go to the holiday.

02:10:44 You can follow me on X and Instagram at TimCast.

02:10:45 Dank, you want to shout anything out?

02:10:48 Just my Twitter, CountDankulaTV, and my YouTube channel, CountDankula.

02:10:53 Good stuff.

02:10:54 I love it.

02:10:55 You can follow me on X and Instagram at RealTapeBrown.

02:10:58 And I mentioned at the top of the show, please go check out the Gifts and Go link that is in the description.

02:11:02 It's also on my Twitter.

02:11:03 I retweeted it just recently.

02:11:05 We've got a Patriot mom fighting for her life right now.

02:11:09 So if you can spare like a dollar, like seriously, it's like a thousand people watching.

02:11:11 If you can spare a dollar, it's going to potentially save a life here.

02:11:15 Some serious stuff.

02:11:16 But yeah, go check that out.

02:11:18 I'll be back tomorrow for the Rumble Noon Live Show.

02:11:20 Looking forward to that.

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02:11:29 Happy 250th birthday to the United States of America.

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02:11:43 Check out the record label at Trash House Records on YouTube.

02:11:47 Also, I will retweet your link, Tate, so you can find that as well.

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