Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Democrat CIVIL WAR, Socialists OUST 15 Term Incumbent, US WORLD CUP GAME!! | Timcast IRL

00:02:48.000 It's the only news that matters.

00:02:50.000 The U.S. is playing in the World Cup against Bosnia and Herzegovina.

00:02:55.000 And we're going to be in the background watching this because we can't show it on the show, but we will be watching the game, of course.

00:03:00.000 The only thing anyone really cares about.

00:03:02.000 And this is evidenced by the fact that there's literally no news today.

00:03:05.000 Like, good luck.

00:03:06.000 The big story that every network has been talking about is this Democrat who ousted a 15 term incumbent in Colorado.

00:03:13.000 The Democratic Socialists are all celebrating.

00:03:15.000 Write ups popping up saying the Democrats are in civil war and the establishment is losing.

00:03:20.000 I don't know if they're losing, though, because in Illinois they actually won.

00:03:24.000 In New York they lost, and in Colorado, this one seat the DSA has won.

00:03:27.000 So we shall see.

00:03:28.000 But you know what, guys?

00:03:30.000 Tomorrow we got a special episode for you.

00:03:32.000 And Friday we have a special episode for you because we are entering the best, the greatest holiday that exists anywhere in the world.

00:03:39.000 There is no better holiday other than American Independence Day.

00:03:43.000 Nothing is greater.

00:03:44.000 I hope you all enjoy a nice burger, a hot dog on the grill, explosions in the sky.

00:03:49.000 Do you guys do the grilled corn in the cob?

00:03:51.000 Because I recommend it.

00:03:52.000 It's going to be a fun, fun 4th of July.

00:03:54.000 And so we will be still with, we have episodes for you, but I get it.

00:03:59.000 Right now, everybody is checked out.

00:03:59.000 I get it.

00:04:01.000 We got America Fest 250 in DC.

00:04:03.000 I went and checked that thing out.

00:04:04.000 It was awesome.

00:04:06.000 The media is lying about everything.

00:04:08.000 Jim Acosta and these people are putting up videos like, ain't nobody here.

00:04:11.000 It's so empty.

00:04:12.000 I went there and it was crowded.

00:04:14.000 If it was any more crowded, it would be impossible.

00:04:17.000 Not only did I have to wait in line, I had to wait in line in the rain because people wanted to get in.

00:04:21.000 It wasn't the biggest line, but it took about 15, 20 minutes.

00:04:23.000 We get in.

00:04:24.000 And then you try to go to any one of these state booths and they're crowded.

00:04:28.000 It's nuts.

00:04:30.000 It's a single file line in and out if you want to actually look at anything.

00:04:33.000 It was pretty dang difficult.

00:04:34.000 They had a rodeo, a lot of fun.

00:04:35.000 The line for the Ferris wheel had like 300 people.

00:04:38.000 So we did our rounds, we checked out our states, had a good time, and then got dinner and came home.

00:04:43.000 Everybody, these leftists just complain about everything nonstop.

00:04:47.000 We get it.

00:04:47.000 And you get it.

00:04:48.000 So let's just talk about the news and what's going on and hang out and make some jokes.

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00:07:14.000 Joining us tonight to talk about this and football.

00:07:17.000 Is Count Dankula.

00:07:19.000 Hello.

00:07:20.000 I actually don't really like football that much.

00:07:22.000 Well, that's too bad because it's happening.

00:07:24.000 It's happening to you.

00:07:25.000 That's fine. 0.95

00:07:26.000 I mean, America's about to celebrate its 250th anniversary, and Bosnia and Herzegovina wasn't even a country like 15 years ago, so I don't even really care.

00:07:26.000 I don't know about it.

00:07:34.000 So we better not lose.

00:07:35.000 It's just made up.

00:07:38.000 And why is it two countries? 0.97

00:07:39.000 I know, it's not fair.

00:07:40.000 We have to play two countries right now.

00:07:42.000 At once, yeah.

00:07:42.000 Yeah, I know, actually.

00:07:43.000 Yeah, that's cheating.

00:07:44.000 Is this like.

00:07:46.000 This is the epitome of ignorance on geography and European affairs, but like.

00:07:50.000 Did Bosnia and Herzegovina like threaten to go to war and then decided we'll be one country, but we're still going to be separate countries?

00:07:57.000 Well, so it was a sort of a most of a like, we're sick of everybody killing us.

00:08:01.000 So we're going to form our own country. 0.51

00:08:03.000 And then kind of like Serbia and everybody else went, you can't do that. 0.98

00:08:06.000 And then started killing them more.

00:08:09.000 And then like the UN got involved and very famously did nothing. 0.91

00:08:13.000 As they do.

00:08:14.000 Yeah, essentially.

00:08:15.000 Yeah.

00:08:15.000 As they do.

00:08:16.000 We got the boys hanging out.

00:08:17.000 Yeah.

00:08:18.000 What's going on, Patriots?

00:08:19.000 I'm monitoring the situation with the football as previously noted.

00:08:22.000 Also, on a bit of a more serious note, I do want to shout out a gift, send, go of a good friend, patriot friend, who I think you guys would all know.

00:08:33.000 His mother is going through a pretty difficult situation.

00:08:36.000 She's dealing with a very aggressive cancer.

00:08:38.000 She's actually been working full time up until now to maintain her insurance, but the chemotherapy has failed.

00:08:44.000 It's gotten really dire.

00:08:46.000 So she's had to quit her job and she's had to go to Oklahoma City to get further treatment.

00:08:52.000 So there's a gift, send, go out there.

00:08:55.000 To help her pay for her medical expenses and other expenses related to this.

00:08:59.000 So, yeah, the link should be in the description.

00:09:01.000 It's also on my Twitter.

00:09:02.000 I just retweeted it now.

00:09:03.000 So, help out a Patriot mother.

00:09:06.000 It's a really good cause.

00:09:07.000 It's thousands of people watching.

00:09:08.000 If you could slide a dollar over, I mean, that would mean the world to them.

00:09:10.000 So, yeah, I just wanted to give a quick shout out to that.

00:09:12.000 But yes, lots of football to keep up with.

00:09:14.000 If you guys hear me yelp at some point, I mean.

00:09:16.000 So, there's like a guy.

00:09:17.000 We can't show any of this, obviously.

00:09:18.000 But there's like a guy on the ground.

00:09:21.000 I can't tell if he's pretending that he's hurt because it's soccer.

00:09:23.000 Yeah, he's pretending.

00:09:25.000 Yeah, I think they could.

00:09:26.000 He's like rubbing his forehead, but they're claiming he injured his ankle, I guess.

00:09:29.000 That's the problem with his.

00:09:29.000 And now he's running just fine.

00:09:31.000 Yeah.

00:09:31.000 I hate soccer, dude.

00:09:32.000 This is why.

00:09:33.000 They got to stop this.

00:09:33.000 The game would be a lot more fun if people didn't just like trip over their own shoelaces and then start flailing like they're having a seizure.

00:09:40.000 You have to be a bitch to play soccer. 1.00

00:09:41.000 They definitely milk it. 1.00

00:09:43.000 Well, it's funny because like for years, everyone has called soccer gay and they do have a bit of a point. 0.97

00:09:48.000 But I've been like, since I was like eight years old, I've followed the U.S. national team like religiously. 0.97

00:09:53.000 And then now all my friends who have called it gay for years are like sheepishly asking me, like, go, so which player is good?

00:09:58.000 They're doing well now.

00:10:00.000 And now all of a sudden, like, that's gone.

00:10:02.000 Because we're going to win.

00:10:02.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:03.000 We're like, it's still gay if we lose, but if we continue to win, then it's actually the best thing ever.

00:10:07.000 And we've always loved soccer.

00:10:11.000 Any sport that can end 0 0 at the end of the game, I'm not interested.

00:10:15.000 Yeah, so what happens if it goes 0 0 tonight?

00:10:17.000 I get paid extra time.

00:10:19.000 I get paid extra time there.

00:10:20.000 And that's it until somebody wins.

00:10:21.000 Yeah.

00:10:22.000 But you know, it's funny because then some people are like, oh, I don't like soccer because it's too low scoring.

00:10:22.000 Yeah.

00:10:26.000 But like football is just made up points.

00:10:27.000 Like if a game is like 3 2, that's 3 2, but in football, that's 21 to.

00:10:32.000 You know, 14, and they're like, Oh, that was a high-scoring game.

00:10:35.000 So it's like maybe if soccer added like fake points onto the goals, then I think it could stir some more interest.

00:10:41.000 No, I think it makes sense.

00:10:42.000 The reason why American football has the scoring system that does is to create a divisional difference between the value of a kick, field goal versus a touchdown.

00:10:51.000 You just do like a third of a point.

00:10:54.000 Which is what they did.

00:10:56.000 They just used whole numbers.

00:10:57.000 I'm just saying, I think if they want to generate more interest in soccer, they should tack on like extra points.

00:11:01.000 So it should be not three, two, it should be like 21.

00:11:03.000 No, no. 0.99

00:11:04.000 Soccer needs to add three pointers.

00:11:06.000 All right.

00:11:06.000 Yeah.

00:11:07.000 And like if a goalie scores a goal, which is like super hard to do in rare, it should be like five points.

00:11:07.000 Yeah.

00:11:12.000 First came in the early 1990s, they were trying to figure out ways to engage the American audience.

00:11:17.000 So, one of the famous examples they had was they had a soccer shootout, and one of the players would start at half field and would have to dribble down the field and fake out the goalie instead of a regular penalty.

00:11:27.000 They were trying all these different things.

00:11:28.000 Give them helmets. 0.59

00:11:30.000 Give them shin pads and make it full contact.

00:11:32.000 Get rid of the whole card thing where if you bump into someone, a dude's in a flop.

00:11:37.000 Get rid of all that stuff.

00:11:38.000 I got to be honest. 1.00

00:11:39.000 I'm going to flail around the ground like girls. 1.00

00:11:41.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:42.000 It's like your little brother tailing on you.

00:11:44.000 No, no, no. 1.00

00:11:44.000 Liars. 1.00

00:11:45.000 You give them. 0.99

00:11:46.000 You give them helmets, but like medieval helmets.

00:11:49.000 You give them full plate armor and you give them dull swords.

00:11:53.000 We don't really want anyone to hurt, but make them actually have swords and shields and charge at each other.

00:11:58.000 And there's no ball and there's no goals.

00:12:00.000 And then just, you know.

00:12:01.000 They should joust.

00:12:02.000 Chariots. 0.74

00:12:05.000 Chariots.

00:12:06.000 And they can't drink any water for 24 hours before the game starts.

00:12:11.000 In the armor, in the sun, dehydrated.

00:12:13.000 So you know what a fun sport would be?

00:12:14.000 Like, you each get, like, each team gets 12 dudes.

00:12:19.000 And you have to choose a like warrior, European warrior fighting style.

00:12:25.000 So you can be like, we're going to go with just like, you know, a phalanx.

00:12:30.000 You know, we're going to go with the broad spears, you know, and then someone else is going to choose like a different, you know, fighting style or whatever.

00:12:37.000 And then they got to, the goal is to get to the other side or something like that.

00:12:40.000 We have a team like that. 0.99

00:12:41.000 They're a bunch of Huns. 0.87

00:12:42.000 None of you will get that joke, but that's probably going to get me in trouble back. 0.50

00:12:45.000 I would, if we're going to knock on your door, yeah, you get it. 1.00

00:12:50.000 If that were the case, I'd go with an L shaped.

00:12:52.000 Ambush supported by fires.

00:12:55.000 The Scottish dig up these like archaic terms for each other to utilize in the old firm, which is quite interesting to me.

00:13:01.000 Yeah, well, it's Fenians and Fenian just sort of essentially means Catholic warrior, but it's a sort of a thing where it's like the N word, but it's like we can say it.

00:13:10.000 The songs that are sung so there's the Protestant British club and then there's the Catholic Irish club, and the songs they sing are hilarious.

00:13:17.000 Like one of my favorite ones the British Unionist club sings is The Famine is Over.

00:13:23.000 Why don't you?

00:13:26.000 I'll sing it.

00:13:27.000 Why don't you go home?

00:13:28.000 Why don't you go home?

00:13:30.000 The famine is over.

00:13:31.000 Why don't you go home?

00:13:34.000 There's worse ones than that, by the way.

00:13:35.000 Oh, that's the most innocent one we can sing.

00:13:37.000 The ones that's bad where it's like, we are the Billy Boys, which King William, the very famous Protestant king, 1698.

00:13:37.000 Oh, no.

00:13:43.000 They're up to their knees.

00:13:45.000 And there was a, we are the Billy Boys. 0.55

00:13:48.000 We're up to our knees in Fenian blood. 0.92

00:13:50.000 Surrender or you'll die. 0.98

00:13:52.000 And it's like kids singing these.

00:13:55.000 I've had that sung at me.

00:13:55.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:13:56.000 I think.

00:13:58.000 I think it's not fair because America basically just buys people from all over the world to have the good team.

00:14:04.000 We've got a history of doing that, to be fair. 1.00

00:14:05.000 No, but Bosnia is just Bosnians. 0.99

00:14:09.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:14:10.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:14:11.000 Like the people who are playing for Bosnia are just from Bosnia.

00:14:13.000 In America, it's like we just bought some Chinese guy and some Brazilian guy.

00:14:17.000 How much is the average Bosnian? 1.00

00:14:19.000 You could probably get it. 1.00

00:14:20.000 Yeah.

00:14:21.000 How much?

00:14:21.000 I mean, we're.

00:14:23.000 I know that we're not the birthplace of capitalism, but we've really perfected it.

00:14:27.000 So I think that actually fits.

00:14:28.000 Yeah, you can't buy people anymore.

00:14:30.000 They made it illegal.

00:14:31.000 Unless it's on a song.

00:14:34.000 I just saw an ad for Bank of America and it says BOFA.

00:14:37.000 And it said, I'm like, do you think that they regret calling their company BOFA?

00:14:42.000 I bet they probably do. 0.85

00:14:43.000 Both of these nuts.

00:14:44.000 And to your point, Tate, I think you can still buy people in Nevada.

00:14:48.000 It's on an hourly basis.

00:14:50.000 Wayfair, you can do that, I know.

00:14:52.000 That's a different thing.

00:14:54.000 All right, let's talk about these communists.

00:14:57.000 So here's the news.

00:14:58.000 We got this from the New York Times.

00:14:59.000 Left wing insurgent ousts 15 term congresswoman in Colorado, Millette Kiros, a 29 year old Democratic socialist, unseated Representative Diana DeGette in the Democratic primary.

00:15:10.000 So we're seeing a lot of this, and it looks like we are going to see a lot more.

00:15:13.000 The Democrats are basically fighting with each other.

00:15:17.000 And, you know, I'm just not going to waste time.

00:15:19.000 Civil War, we've got this video.

00:15:21.000 Wisconsin Democrat staffer Teja Delarue is calling on activists to end the lives of Republicans.

00:15:27.000 I'm going to be careful how it's said.

00:15:28.000 We're going to make this the moderate position for the state of Wisconsin.

00:15:33.000 I can't even play the video on YouTube.

00:15:36.000 So, you know, welcome to America.

00:15:39.000 And is this your first time, Hank?

00:15:41.000 No, no, no.

00:15:42.000 I've been here twice before.

00:15:44.000 Yeah, but the last time I was here was like 2019, so it's definitely been a while.

00:15:48.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:15:49.000 It was the last time I was here.

00:15:50.000 You feel like it's better or worse?

00:15:51.000 What?

00:15:51.000 You feel like the tensions are better or worse?

00:15:54.000 Tensions are probably worse, but I love this place.

00:15:56.000 I love it.

00:15:57.000 I just admit, well, yeah, of course, we all do.

00:15:59.000 But like, you know, the last time you said was what, 2019?

00:15:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:03.000 It's pretty wild to see a Democrat staffer saying the moderate position is to end the lives of Republicans, but I'm not surprised.

00:16:08.000 Not only.

00:16:09.000 They've been saying that for years now, like.

00:16:11.000 No, no.

00:16:12.000 But not in a Democrat staffer.

00:16:14.000 I mean, like the far left, yes, but now they're basically winning these positions of power. 0.99

00:16:18.000 To be fair, that is a mentally deranged or a mentally disordered person. 0.97

00:16:22.000 It's a guy who thinks he's a lady. 0.98

00:16:23.000 That's right. 1.00

00:16:24.000 I mean, those are the ones you got to watch out for.

00:16:26.000 You do.

00:16:26.000 But, you know, it's worth pointing out like it started with, you know, Trump.

00:16:30.000 It started with punch Nazis. 1.00

00:16:32.000 Then it was like, you know, kill all the Nazis. 1.00

00:16:34.000 And then it was, you know, we got to take care of Trump. 0.99

00:16:37.000 Now it's just your run of the mill Republican.

00:16:40.000 It's going to be Democrats because if you listen to the way they talk, The revolution doesn't stop.

00:16:47.000 So eventually they're going to go after your run of the mill Democrats, people like Chuck Schumer, people like, you know, what's her name, Elizabeth Warren.

00:16:56.000 Those people, their heads are going to be on the chopping block too, because liberals get the bullet too.

00:17:00.000 That's the famous communist saying, right?

00:17:03.000 And now there's a ton of Democrats, Chris Murphy from Connecticut, that are talking about, oh, you know, maybe we do need some socialism.

00:17:10.000 Maybe we need to welcome this energy and blah, blah, blah.

00:17:13.000 Those people are putting their own.

00:17:16.000 Their own candidacies, their own positions at risk by welcoming these people in because they are not here to work with Democrats.

00:17:25.000 They have come out and said over and over and over we look at the Democrat Party as a vehicle, not because we're Democrats.

00:17:32.000 They do not want to be Democrats and they will go after the Democrats.

00:17:35.000 And should things, you know, God forbid, should things get kinetic, the Democrats, they're on the chopping block too.

00:17:42.000 And it's the height of irresponsibility to allow these people in their party and to.

00:17:48.000 Bend the knee to their ideas because they are not moderates and they say they're not moderates.

00:17:53.000 Yeah, on one hand, it would be funny to see Democrats getting their comeuppance, but then on the other hand, it's going to be these lunatics that are occupying the positions of power, which, yeah, that's not going to work out for anyone.

00:18:03.000 Not at all. 0.59

00:18:04.000 I don't, I'm sorry.

00:18:06.000 I just, soccer, you know.

00:18:08.000 I'm just watching this while you guys are talking, wondering why it is that they don't just put the ball in the net.

00:18:14.000 It's a very salient question.

00:18:16.000 Yeah.

00:18:17.000 I mean, he's a great struggle of the World Cup.

00:18:17.000 Yeah.

00:18:20.000 Why does not the man.

00:18:22.000 Kicking the ball, just not kick the ball into the net.

00:18:25.000 It's a big net, too.

00:18:27.000 I mean, look, I think, like, you know, to get serious about analysis for the night, I do think the team here that scores the most goals will likely go on to win the game.

00:18:35.000 I've heard that.

00:18:36.000 I do believe that is an astute point.

00:18:39.000 No, I know in baseball, like nobody's running interference, but like the strike zone is very, very small.

00:18:43.000 And you got to get that little ball through the strike zone.

00:18:45.000 That thing's got to be, what, eight, 10 yards wide?

00:18:49.000 I guess they made the field so big.

00:18:50.000 So everyone's like running at 10% energy.

00:18:54.000 Dude, you got to have balls of steel to be a goalie.

00:18:56.000 Yeah.

00:18:57.000 Like nothing else.

00:18:58.000 Like you're the hockey, maybe.

00:18:59.000 Beyond the, like, the value of the goalie is probably like 10 to 100x any one of these other players.

00:19:05.000 Yeah.

00:19:06.000 A good goalie makes or breaks a team. 1.00

00:19:07.000 Because I've watched women play soccer. 1.00

00:19:09.000 I've watched soccer go all the way out in five. 1.00

00:19:10.000 And for the, yeah.

00:19:12.000 It just makes sense.

00:19:14.000 Well, the U.S. has had this history of always.

00:19:16.000 We're crushing.

00:19:17.000 Look at that.

00:19:18.000 And the U.S. has had this history of great goalkeepers over the years.

00:19:21.000 This is the first time we've had a keeper who's not too confident in, but he is a Harvard grad.

00:19:26.000 He has an economics degree from Harvard, which is kind of interesting.

00:19:28.000 So he's probably making some calculations.

00:19:29.000 So he's woke. 1.00

00:19:31.000 I think he might be a chud. 1.00

00:19:31.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:19:32.000 We have a few chuds on the team. 1.00

00:19:33.000 Chuds? 1.00

00:19:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:34.000 Cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers. 1.00

00:19:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:38.000 See, do you kids even know what chud means?

00:19:40.000 I mean, I do.

00:19:41.000 Because we are cultured individuals, right?

00:19:41.000 I know, right.

00:19:44.000 Bro, Chud is legend.

00:19:45.000 Do you know what Chud is?

00:19:47.000 I've held the town before. 0.99

00:19:48.000 So it's from an 80s horror movie, Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. 0.99

00:19:53.000 Legend. 0.52

00:19:54.000 Basically, zombies in the sewers.

00:19:57.000 The Vegas homeless people.

00:19:58.000 I didn't know what they were talking about.

00:20:01.000 I don't know that they're eating each other, though.

00:20:02.000 Maybe I hope you know.

00:20:04.000 We don't hope you know.

00:20:06.000 They probably are.

00:20:07.000 They're staying alive.

00:20:09.000 I mean, look, it's pitch black.

00:20:11.000 And you're like looking around and you can't see anything and you find a A piece of meat, you might be like, Yeah, food's food, you know what I mean?

00:20:17.000 They're all on fentanyl.

00:20:18.000 Any of those guys could wake up and his legs were gone and he would have no idea. 0.99

00:20:21.000 He didn't feel a fucking thing. 0.98

00:20:22.000 Remember crocodile? 0.99

00:20:23.000 I was like, Look at his face.

00:20:24.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:24.000 I do remember crocodile.

00:20:25.000 People eating each other.

00:20:26.000 People eating each other.

00:20:27.000 Rotting you from the inside.

00:20:28.000 That stuff, I'm sure, actually makes you go into necrosis.

00:20:30.000 Is that when people were eating each other?

00:20:32.000 No, that was bath salts.

00:20:33.000 That was bath salts.

00:20:34.000 There was the bridge zombie.

00:20:35.000 The guy just ate someone's face because he was eating.

00:20:38.000 Yeah.

00:20:38.000 I remember my mom threw out all the bath salts from the bathroom because she thought it was like literal bath salts that's like routinely happening.

00:20:44.000 We can't have these in the house.

00:20:45.000 Oh, we almost got one.

00:20:47.000 Almost got one.

00:20:48.000 Just need one.

00:20:48.000 We just need one.

00:20:49.000 They're saying that the U.S. has 65% possession, which proves that we're better than Bosnia. 1.00

00:20:56.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:56.000 Actually, I'm pretty surprised that Bosnia has done really well. 1.00

00:21:01.000 It's a testament to their will and the fortitude of a nation.

00:21:06.000 So good for them.

00:21:07.000 Yeah, it's kind of weird as the Slavic players are very overrepresented in the World Cup.

00:21:10.000 The Slavs tend to be really good at sport.

00:21:12.000 They're also really good at basketball, famously, like Djokic, Donchic.

00:21:17.000 Man, he had a chance to get it in there. 0.99

00:21:19.000 They're good at dying in World War II. 0.94

00:21:19.000 He did. 0.94

00:21:21.000 Yeah, they're really good at killing each other.

00:21:23.000 I think the goal of the global elites is to replace war with soccer.

00:21:23.000 Yeah.

00:21:28.000 Well, we were talking about that pre show how frustrating it is in Scotland to see so much energy channeled into Sundays for soccer when it could be channeled in political projects.

00:21:37.000 I mean, the club we were discussing, the British Unionist Club, is very right wing coded, but those guys get all the energy siphoned off.

00:21:45.000 It's pretty crazy that because of the Great Firewall of Scotland, they can't watch Braveheart there.

00:21:50.000 But in Scotland.

00:21:51.000 Yeah, you guys, it's true.

00:21:53.000 People aren't allowed to watch Braveheart because it'll make you guys actually fight for your land.

00:21:58.000 It'll make revolution.

00:22:00.000 No, no, no, that's not true.

00:22:02.000 The Great Firewall of Scotland.

00:22:04.000 You'll get arrested if you post Braveheart quotes.

00:22:06.000 Actually, I'm kidding.

00:22:07.000 But you probably would, right?

00:22:10.000 If you do anything that could possibly stir up violence and all that, you can get arrested for that.

00:22:15.000 Like teach your dog a trick.

00:22:18.000 Your second video, I think, was your magnum opus.

00:22:20.000 What one was that? 0.99

00:22:22.000 When the Black Lives Matter fist. 0.97

00:22:24.000 Oh, was that the. 0.85

00:22:25.000 What was that?

00:22:26.000 Was when I taught the other pug?

00:22:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:28.000 Oh, yeah, that one. 1.00

00:22:28.000 Yeah, that taught me to get excited whenever I say black power. 1.00

00:22:31.000 And then you were like, oh no, the.

00:22:33.000 Was it the liberals are coming?

00:22:34.000 So you had to hide the Torah?

00:22:35.000 Yeah, I had Radiotora and everything like that.

00:22:37.000 Yeah, that was when I had Buddha coming to the door. 1.00

00:22:39.000 I was like, oh no, the Stasi are here. 1.00

00:22:41.000 Yeah, yeah, I remember that.

00:22:41.000 Yeah.

00:22:43.000 That was funny.

00:22:44.000 No, but I mean, the funny thing is, I bet if you posted a quote from Braveheart in the right context, you're going to jail.

00:22:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:54.000 And our country's very nervous about that right now.

00:22:57.000 Like, really nervous.

00:22:58.000 They're making moves.

00:23:00.000 Like, it's just.

00:23:01.000 Like, have you heard of it?

00:23:02.000 It all came out.

00:23:03.000 If you've heard of the Riku unit, that's recently been exposed, but it's something we've suspected for a while. 0.54

00:23:07.000 The Nudge unit.

00:23:08.000 You never heard of these guys?

00:23:09.000 No, no, no.

00:23:10.000 Oh, this is up.

00:23:10.000 We suspect that they're in the UK in general.

00:23:12.000 UK in general. 0.75

00:23:13.000 It's basically, have you not noticed how anyone that's a victim of a migrant attack or their family or anything, they all say the exact same script.

00:23:21.000 They would never have wanted this to be used to sow division or empower the far right and blah, blah, blah.

00:23:26.000 It's almost word for word verbatim.

00:23:28.000 They all say the same thing. 0.96

00:23:29.000 They get a visit from the nudge unit.

00:23:31.000 And the nudge unit basically go, if you say what you really want to say and that causes riots and violence all up and down the country, you're going to jail.

00:23:39.000 Right, so they threatened them with it.

00:23:40.000 And see how the whole standing around saying, don't look back in anger sing song?

00:23:44.000 They arranged that.

00:23:44.000 That was them.

00:23:45.000 They engineered the entire thing.

00:23:46.000 They even have undercover agents to lay rates.

00:23:49.000 If you sang, don't look back in anger, they'd arrest you?

00:23:51.000 No, no, no.

00:23:52.000 See how after the Manchester Arena bombing, when they had everybody saying, don't look back in anger, the whole, don't be violent, type of thing, they arranged it.

00:23:59.000 It was them that started that.

00:24:01.000 Well, they were like, oh, it was in Manchester.

00:24:03.000 It's like the Oasis song, don't look back in anger.

00:24:07.000 But basically, they've been caught.

00:24:08.000 Now.

00:24:09.000 And one thing that came out that they did as well is see everything, essentially everything that leftists believe was propaganda that came from them.

00:24:17.000 They engineered news articles and everything.

00:24:19.000 Yeah.

00:24:20.000 I'm just, guys, you know what?

00:24:22.000 I'm done.

00:24:23.000 So I've been talking about this because I interviewed Michael McCarthy, Irish nationalist guy.

00:24:30.000 I interviewed him on Sunday.

00:24:31.000 That's going to be up tomorrow for the show on IRL.

00:24:34.000 And it's funny how he's telling me about all of the stuff in Ireland that's one for one identical to the United States.

00:24:39.000 NGOs, government funding to NGOs to prop up mass migration and leftist propaganda.

00:24:44.000 And I'm like, oh, yeah, that happened here too.

00:24:46.000 And it's like every country has the same exact conspiracy scenario playing out.

00:24:52.000 Yeah.

00:24:53.000 Like it's on purpose.

00:24:54.000 Yeah.

00:24:55.000 And it's just the thing that's really weird is they are nervous.

00:24:57.000 They are nervous about like discord up and down the country because you saw that leaked footage where the police like to do riot drills where they're all geared up with their shields, but it's other police officers like throwing chairs and throwing bricks at them.

00:25:09.000 And it's just to train them for a riot situation.

00:25:11.000 Except the actors who were police officers dressed as the rioters were all wearing union jacks and had crosses emblazoned on them and everything.

00:25:20.000 I think they know that something like that is coming and they're basically preparing for it.

00:25:24.000 But the problem is, every time they double down, they just make it worse. 0.97

00:25:27.000 Like the Riku unit just got caught, they got caught hard.

00:25:30.000 But they were fomenting protests?

00:25:32.000 They weren't fomenting protests.

00:25:33.000 They were doing everything they could to prevent any violence from happening up and down the country to the point where they were engineering news articles.

00:25:40.000 They were visiting victims' families and threatening them, do not say this stuff.

00:25:44.000 They even done things like they arranged people to go up and like they were undercover agents, but they were going up and like laying wreaths at remembrance sites for victims and stuff like that.

00:25:53.000 But they were agents.

00:25:54.000 Wow.

00:25:54.000 Yeah.

00:25:55.000 And they were even arranging like boy bands to travel around and pure go.

00:25:58.000 Muslims are great, actually, and everything, like perform in these areas.

00:26:02.000 It was just, and the thing is that all the stuff that the leftists believe came from them.

00:26:05.000 So they're having a bit of a crisis right now.

00:26:07.000 Is it like, do I actually, am I actually a lovely, anti racist, wonderful person?

00:26:13.000 Or have I been like psy opting engineers into believing this stuff?

00:26:16.000 And it sounds like they have been.

00:26:18.000 Like, yeah.

00:26:19.000 I mean, even in the US, like all of the things that the leftists basically believe, it's all like a psyop.

00:26:25.000 Like, it's, yeah.

00:26:26.000 It was also, I mean, you know, what's his name?

00:26:29.000 Paulo Freire.

00:26:30.000 You're familiar with him, right?

00:26:31.000 I think so.

00:26:32.000 So, he wrote a book called The Pedagogy of Education.

00:26:34.000 Basically, what he said in the book was like, look, there is no neutral way to educate people.

00:26:40.000 Everything's political.

00:26:41.000 So, we should look at, you should teach kids to see the world through oppressor and oppressed and blah, blah, blah.

00:26:46.000 That book educated all the teachers in like the early 90s here in the U.S.

00:26:51.000 And then those teachers went on to teach the schools of education.

00:26:56.000 So, all the teachers that were teaching teachers were teaching them that curriculum.

00:27:00.000 Then those teachers got out into the world and they started teaching kids.

00:27:04.000 So, you got like two or three generations, or maybe even more now, three or four generations of kids that have been taught by the federal school system or the school system with the curriculum that is approved by the federal government, by the Department of Education.

00:27:17.000 They've all been taught hey, this is basically a Marxist world we live in.

00:27:21.000 The people that are in positions of power got there by oppressing other people.

00:27:25.000 The people that have money, they got there by oppressing their workers, blah, blah, blah.

00:27:28.000 And now the result is the DSA is winning all across the country.

00:27:33.000 It does take a little bit of the economic.

00:27:36.000 Issues that we're having right now, the inflation doesn't help. 0.86

00:27:38.000 The fact that boomers are holding on to their houses and kids can't get, you know, young people can't get houses, that's all like real and true.

00:27:46.000 But what that is doing is it's making these kids think that the stuff they learned in school is actually real because of the economic problems that they're running into.

00:27:56.000 So it's all been a psyop for the past 30, 40 years, teaching kids basically to hate the government, the United States as a whole, not just the government, because you can hate the government, that's fine.

00:28:07.000 Hate the United States, hate everything we stand for.

00:28:10.000 The rich people are all trying to, they're all oppressing people, blah, blah, blah.

00:28:15.000 And you hear it all the time.

00:28:16.000 It's like people hating on Elon Musk.

00:28:18.000 Like, why do you hate on Elon Musk?

00:28:19.000 He's like.

00:28:20.000 They loved him for such a long time.

00:28:22.000 He's the electric car guy and he's going to take us to Mars.

00:28:25.000 Wait a minute.

00:28:25.000 He had like a few milquetoast right wing opinions.

00:28:28.000 He's the devil. 1.00

00:28:29.000 I hate him. 1.00

00:28:29.000 He should be destroyed. 1.00

00:28:30.000 I'm going to set fire to his Tesla. 0.99

00:28:32.000 These are the people that are meant to be like, let's go green.

00:28:34.000 And they're like setting fire to the electric car for reasons for that.

00:28:38.000 We can throw it a little bit in the other direction.

00:28:39.000 I don't think it's a one for one to be fair, but.

00:28:41.000 The right celebrating Elon Musk as a champion for his free speech, but he's also a guy who's fathered like 76 kids from like 43 women.

00:28:47.000 You know what I mean? 0.55

00:28:48.000 It's very Genghis Khanian. 1.00

00:28:50.000 Yeah, that's fair. 0.75

00:28:50.000 Yeah, I bet Charlemagne in there. 0.75

00:28:52.000 We're going to have a whole generation of people when everyone's like, I'm a descendant of Elon.

00:28:58.000 When he talks about the birth rate, he's like, I pulled A, I did my part.

00:29:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:03.000 No, no, it's the fathering thing, which conservatives actually do criticize him for, which is fair. 1.00

00:29:08.000 African American. 0.97

00:29:09.000 I still would argue, I think. 0.98

00:29:10.000 I mean, I mean, it's, you know, it's, you know, I do think, you know, it's one of those things, you know, it's, I mean, he's from Africa. 1.00

00:29:26.000 I mean, you know, what are you going to do?

00:29:27.000 So, a funny story.

00:29:28.000 Do you guys know how independent skateboard trucks got rid of their logo because they thought it was racist?

00:29:35.000 Yep.

00:29:35.000 So, I have this board behind me.

00:29:36.000 I don't know if we can see it on camera.

00:29:37.000 Yeah, you can see it.

00:29:38.000 That logo is used to be the independent truck company skateboard logo.

00:29:44.000 It looks like an iron cross.

00:29:45.000 You can't actually see it.

00:29:46.000 It's a little skewed, but right there.

00:29:46.000 Can you see it?

00:29:48.000 So they were like, it's an iron cross.

00:29:50.000 It's racist.

00:29:51.000 And after 50 years, they abandoned the IP.

00:29:54.000 They removed it from all their products.

00:29:56.000 So I immediately took it, put it on my boards that this is now the Tim Pool Skateboard Company logo.

00:30:01.000 It's mine.

00:30:02.000 We've had it for years.

00:30:02.000 We sell the logo.

00:30:03.000 Never once had this at a thing.

00:30:05.000 Here's the funny thing they removed the symbol from all their trucks.

00:30:08.000 I go to a skate shop.

00:30:10.000 I look at the trucks, and a guy at the shop tells me, like, oh, yeah, like all the new ones have removed that symbol for being racist.

00:30:16.000 And they were selling trucks with instead a spade on it.

00:30:20.000 And I started busting out laughing.

00:30:22.000 Much better, much better.

00:30:23.000 I started busting out laughing.

00:30:24.000 And I was like, I'm not going to sit here and argue that in every, like, for the same reason, I'm not going to claim that symbol is racist.

00:30:33.000 But the spade symbol is substantially more racist in American historical context than this thing is. 0.99

00:30:40.000 And this is how stupid wokeness is. 0.99

00:30:43.000 It's how fake it all was. 1.00

00:30:45.000 No one actually was concerned about racism.

00:30:48.000 No.

00:30:49.000 But anyway, I want to stress Elon Musk is probably like the most important person on the planet right now.

00:30:53.000 Well, that's what you were talking about.

00:30:53.000 Yeah.

00:30:54.000 I mean, I remember like being annoyed by Elon fans because they were all like Redditors when he first came on the scene.

00:30:59.000 And then, yeah, the drastic heel turn from Elon Musk has been a very welcome development.

00:31:04.000 Yeah, there's like, I mean, historically, this has always been the case.

00:31:07.000 I mean, Rudyard Kipling, when he released, he had a whole set of books that he released, and he put the swastika on the dust cover because it was like the 1890s. 0.74

00:31:16.000 So it was like, oh, it's like the Hinduism peace signal.

00:31:18.000 And then, of course, when the Germans came along, he like desperately asked all the publishers to remove that from the books.

00:31:24.000 But you can still find all these Rudyard Kipling books with swastikas on them. 0.97

00:31:27.000 Those are all probably worth more money, too. 0.74

00:31:29.000 Yeah.

00:31:30.000 Who would buy those?

00:31:31.000 Rarities.

00:31:32.000 They definitely don't have.

00:31:33.000 Collectors.

00:31:36.000 I don't.

00:31:36.000 I only have four.

00:31:40.000 Can't get the rest.

00:31:41.000 They're hard to find.

00:31:43.000 Yeah.

00:31:44.000 This game's heating up. 0.96

00:31:45.000 You know, Bosnia, this is what I was afraid of, is that Bosnia would sit in a low block, which means they're fully defensive. 0.97

00:31:51.000 They're in a fully defensive posture and they're trying to burn us on a catch. 0.87

00:31:54.000 How close do you think we are from getting it?

00:31:56.000 So we got to wait 30 minutes and then what happens?

00:32:00.000 Second half?

00:32:00.000 In 25 minutes will be the second half.

00:32:02.000 But they just had a hydration break, which is this new thing that's been added.

00:32:05.000 Because they think the players will get dehydrated.

00:32:08.000 The red pill is that it's to get more advertisers.

00:32:10.000 Did you guys ever see that time when the lightning struck the field and all the players got electrocuted?

00:32:14.000 Yeah, that was awesome.

00:32:16.000 God don't like soccer.

00:32:18.000 That was so based.

00:32:19.000 Yeah, God's watching and he's like, I got to pause.

00:32:22.000 If it was the Greek team, it would have been pretty cool.

00:32:28.000 They're not even mad about it.

00:32:30.000 My stream's delayed by like five seconds, so I'm like thinking we have to look up and nothing happened.

00:32:35.000 Nothing ever happens, dude.

00:32:36.000 So, what's going on? 0.51

00:32:37.000 The American. 0.90

00:32:39.000 You can't believe it.

00:32:40.000 Oh, they're saying he's offside.

00:32:44.000 No.

00:32:45.000 How do you do offsides in this?

00:32:46.000 The last defender back, you can't receive the ball past him.

00:32:50.000 It's like hockey. 0.97

00:32:51.000 That's silly.

00:32:52.000 Well, I mean, otherwise, all the players would line up on either side of the field and you would just boot it down to him. 0.93

00:32:56.000 I guess that's true.

00:32:57.000 Yeah.

00:32:58.000 And then you just have like.

00:33:00.000 Yeah.

00:33:00.000 And they would score.

00:33:01.000 The game is so dumb. 0.99

00:33:01.000 You would just have NFL. 0.99

00:33:03.000 They're like, you're not allowed to walk past the guy to score.

00:33:05.000 That was not a very hard kick.

00:33:08.000 That guy right there, number 20, he's a great example of birthright citizenship.

00:33:11.000 His mother came to New York City when she was eight months pregnant.

00:33:14.000 But hold on.

00:33:15.000 The American guy?

00:33:16.000 But is he good at soccer?

00:33:16.000 Yeah, the guy.

00:33:17.000 Number 20.

00:33:17.000 He's like been our best player this tournament.

00:33:19.000 Okay, so then I'm in favor of birthright citizenship.

00:33:21.000 Yeah, she was like eight months pregnant, had him, went back to England, and then the official explanation was, I was just vacationing to New York City. 0.90

00:33:27.000 Now, Hassan Piker is the perfect example of why we shouldn't have birthright citizenship. 0.96

00:33:30.000 Absolutely. 0.79

00:33:31.000 He was born here and then flew back to Turkey to be raised, right?

00:33:34.000 That's a story. 0.97

00:33:36.000 And then he comes back being like, I hate your country.

00:33:38.000 And it's like, well, yeah, you're not from here, dude.

00:33:38.000 Yep.

00:33:39.000 You're from Turkey.

00:33:41.000 And then he goes, I was born here.

00:33:41.000 Yeah.

00:33:42.000 Like, bro, that's a technicality.

00:33:43.000 Yeah, I mean, if all of the.

00:33:43.000 Come on.

00:33:44.000 Birthright citizenship exploitees were star soccer players.

00:33:48.000 I wouldn't have as much of an issue with it, but there's only been like two so far.

00:33:50.000 Here's an interesting angle on the birthright citizenship thing.

00:33:52.000 The INA gives supreme authority to the, I believe, Secretary of State for denaturalizations and deportations.

00:33:59.000 The removal of a visa is within his total discretion.

00:34:01.000 I think that they can make an argument that some of these people who obtained citizenship through birthright still obtained it through fraud.

00:34:07.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:34:08.000 So the argument is if somebody is naturalized, like they go take a test and they're like, you know, they hold up their hand and say, I swear.

00:34:14.000 If they find out that they lied in some capacity, You can have your citizenship rescinded.

00:34:19.000 Yeah.

00:34:20.000 So you can denaturalize somebody.

00:34:22.000 I would make the argument that the Trump administration should target, particularly someone like Hassan Piker, and say he may have been born here, but it was through fraudulent means.

00:34:31.000 The Supreme Court says if you are born here to somebody unlawfully, you are still subject.

00:34:37.000 We got a score! 0.74

00:34:38.000 The U.S. just scored.

00:34:41.000 It's the anchor baby.

00:34:42.000 They got a point.

00:34:43.000 It's the anchor baby.

00:34:44.000 Yes, birthright citizen.

00:34:46.000 Let's go.

00:34:47.000 All right, now this is where we're going to steamroll. 0.59

00:34:49.000 Wait, why does it say it's a.

00:34:50.000 I think it's took it away.

00:34:51.000 They think he might have been offside.

00:34:52.000 Let me.

00:34:53.000 Oh my God, this game is so fake.

00:34:55.000 No, they've called it. 1.00

00:34:58.000 That's so stupid. 0.99

00:35:00.000 Anyway, here's my point. 1.00

00:35:01.000 The Supreme Court ruled people born here unlawfully, born here to unlawful parents, are subject to the jurisdiction thereof.

00:35:11.000 They didn't rule that you are a citizen if you are born here.

00:35:14.000 They ruled people born here to parents here unlawfully are still subject to the jurisdiction thereof.

00:35:21.000 Trump should make the argument that they are here fraudulently.

00:35:25.000 And as citizenship was granted under fraudulent circumstances, the INA allows them to rescind citizenship.

00:35:33.000 Trump could then just issue an executive order right now saying they will begin pursuit of fraud charges against people who are here, who are born here to unlawful parents because they are subject to the jurisdiction thereof.

00:35:45.000 Their citizenship can be revoked as it was a fraudulent citizenship.

00:35:49.000 I love it. 1.00

00:35:49.000 Let's do it. 1.00

00:35:50.000 Well, I mean, it's the official policy of most airlines that if you're too pregnant, you can't fly.

00:35:50.000 Yeah.

00:35:54.000 There was this old show.

00:35:56.000 In Britain, where they would document the everyday life of an airport employee. 0.99

00:36:02.000 And they would constantly be popping these Nigerians who were eight months pregnant trying to get on a flight to New York. 0.99

00:36:07.000 And they would say, You can't travel.

00:36:08.000 A, it's the airline's policy. 0.89

00:36:09.000 You're too pregnant. 1.00

00:36:10.000 B, we would have to talk to the State Department because you're trying to come in on a tourist visa. 1.00

00:36:15.000 So we already have the laws in place.

00:36:17.000 And there are instances in which we won't let women that are too pregnant board planes, but it's not universally enforced.

00:36:22.000 So the Trump administration's next play here is just universally enforced laws. 0.94

00:36:26.000 That these airlines already have. 0.83

00:36:27.000 The problem is, though, you sometimes get those women that are so fat that you can't tell they're pregnant. 1.00

00:36:31.000 That's true. 1.00

00:36:32.000 Yeah.

00:36:33.000 That's the worst kind.

00:36:33.000 That happened to me with someone that I knew recently, and she was like, Oh, I'm due any day now.

00:36:37.000 And I was like, Oh, I had no idea she was pregnant. 0.95

00:36:41.000 Yeah, for a supersize. 0.99

00:36:42.000 The solution for that is don't be friends with fat people.

00:36:45.000 I know, I try, but they take up so much space, they're hard to avoid.

00:36:48.000 So check this out 8 USC 1451A procurement by concealment of a material fact or willful misrepresentation.

00:36:56.000 The government can revoke citizenship if the person deliberately misrepresented or concealed the material fact during the natural decision process or on the application during interview that influenced the approval.

00:36:56.000 Yep.

00:37:05.000 This requires proving in these proceedings a fact was misrepresented, it was willful, the fact was material.

00:37:14.000 So here's what they can do.

00:37:15.000 When somebody is born here to unlawful parents, if those parents lied in any way on the birth forms, we got them.

00:37:24.000 So here's the thing that child is being granted citizenship.

00:37:28.000 By the filing of paperwork at that time by their parent or guardian, but not everyone will lie.

00:37:35.000 There may be illegal immigrants who say, I'm giving birth and I'm illegal, and that's gonna be a different argument. 0.50

00:37:40.000 However, if they're here illegally and they file paperwork at the hospital in which they include false information about their residence or home country, now. 0.91

00:37:50.000 So here's where it makes sense.

00:37:52.000 Because of this, you could actually revoke Ilhan Omar's citizenship, not because she obtained citizenship for herself.

00:37:59.000 But because she lied to obtain a citizenship for her brother, allegedly. 0.54

00:38:04.000 Well, it's, yeah, it's a very simple solution if you are pregnant, you now have to go back to the consulate to get your visa reapproved. 0.67

00:38:11.000 And you just instruct the consulate to say, if she's pregnant, she's not getting a tourist visa, problem solved. 0.63

00:38:15.000 It's a very simple fix.

00:38:17.000 And again, this is sometimes used, even under Democrat presidents.

00:38:22.000 It's just a matter of making sure we have universal enforcement on this.

00:38:25.000 That would be the imperative.

00:38:26.000 Well, I mean, it is under federal jurisdiction.

00:38:28.000 So, you know, if the administration says, hey, I mean, it shouldn't be that hard to add, you know, are you pregnant or are you expecting a child in the next whatever 90 days or whatever?

00:38:38.000 You can do something.

00:38:39.000 You can do it before every fight.

00:38:40.000 And it basically means if you go to the country and then you give birth, you can't just go, oopsie.

00:38:44.000 No, you lied.

00:38:45.000 And also, like, if you're watching this and you want to do something about this, you can.

00:38:45.000 Bye bye.

00:38:48.000 They're like actively hiring. 0.99

00:38:49.000 Foreign service officers.

00:38:50.000 There you go.

00:38:51.000 So, like, if you're mad about this and you want to work in a consulate and like deny these visas, go apply right now.

00:38:56.000 They're literally hiring foreign service officers.

00:38:58.000 What if, when an illegal immigrant is giving birth, DHS agents just hold the baby in?

00:39:06.000 Because the distinction is because according to liberals, the baby is not actually alive.

00:39:11.000 Oh, wait, here's an argument.

00:39:13.000 Oh, no.

00:39:14.000 Seriously?

00:39:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:21.000 Uh uh.

00:39:22.000 Uh uh. 0.99

00:39:23.000 Get the duct tape.

00:39:26.000 It's the Ralph Northam bill.

00:39:28.000 Yup.

00:39:30.000 They have created a very serious conundrum by arguing that babies aren't alive till they're born and then challenging the right on birthright citizenship because now they're going to be like, okay, that baby is not alive so long as a part of its body is still in that woman. 0.76

00:39:44.000 I mean, look, man, I bet you could 3D print some solid chastity belts. 0.93

00:39:49.000 Keep that bad boy in there.

00:39:50.000 Get some flex seal. 0.80

00:39:51.000 Get a little contract flex seal.

00:39:53.000 Is that where the guy slaps the wall? 0.81

00:39:55.000 Oh, shh!

00:39:57.000 Are water breaks?

00:39:58.000 I don't think so.

00:40:03.000 That's a lot of damage.

00:40:04.000 The guy from the commercials.

00:40:06.000 Yeah.

00:40:07.000 I can hold a Nigerian woman's. 1.00

00:40:09.000 No! 1.00

00:40:11.000 It's so strong, I can keep a baby where it needs to be.

00:40:13.000 That's right.

00:40:14.000 Oh, man.

00:40:16.000 That's a great federal contract.

00:40:18.000 That's right there.

00:40:19.000 That shouldn't cost too much money.

00:40:20.000 And then they're like.

00:40:20.000 Look, man.

00:40:21.000 Appropriated.

00:40:22.000 The CBP agent's like.

00:40:23.000 This thing's only going to hold for three hours. 0.97

00:40:25.000 We got to get her to Mexico. 1.00

00:40:27.000 Flex seal and gorilla tape.

00:40:27.000 We're out of here.

00:40:29.000 Shh.

00:40:30.000 Wrap it up.

00:40:30.000 Hey, that's what they did it back in the day.

00:40:33.000 You know, the weirdest thing about all of these arguments, though, is like liberals will argue the baby at nine months isn't alive. 0.98

00:40:39.000 And if the mother wants, she can kill it.

00:40:41.000 At the same time, it's weird to consider that that baby is not, because it's not alive, even though it's literally sitting there in the United States, they won't consider it a citizen. 0.92

00:40:54.000 It's just, I don't know, it's weird logic.

00:40:57.000 Like, what if, let's say there's a woman and she's nine months pregnant. 0.81

00:41:01.000 Let's say there's a woman, here we go, here's the new illegal immigrant, eight months pregnant, and she's like sitting in her house, and then all of a sudden, like the door gets kicked in, and ice is there, and they're like, nobody move, we're gonna, we're deporting you. 0.51

00:41:13.000 And she's like, no, please, please, I'm gonna have a baby in one month. 0.88

00:41:16.000 And they're like, too bad, that baby's never gonna be an American citizen. 0.54

00:41:20.000 So she goes, oh yeah, and she pulls out a scalpel, does a C section on herself, and as soon as she opens up her belly, that baby now is a citizen. 0.55

00:41:28.000 Is that like. 0.72

00:41:29.000 Yeah, if I was that ICE agent, I'd be like, pfft, I was a hell of a plower.

00:41:34.000 You win.

00:41:35.000 You know what? 0.99

00:41:36.000 Goddamn, Hen, like, okay, you can stay. 1.00

00:41:39.000 Your baby can stay. 1.00

00:41:40.000 I mean, I've seen what she wanted that slide.

00:41:43.000 But I'm not actually suggesting it would happen, but what's the logic there? 0.63

00:41:48.000 If she takes a knife and she cuts her belly open, that baby now was a citizen on the spot.

00:41:52.000 And also a human, magically. 0.65

00:41:54.000 Yeah, it just magically becomes a human.

00:41:56.000 Not a clump of cells anymore.

00:41:57.000 Yeah.

00:41:59.000 I mean, look, you can't.

00:42:01.000 Expecting some kind of like consistency out of the left, it's not gonna.

00:42:05.000 I know it's magic duck theory, but for babies.

00:42:07.000 Yeah, well, yeah, it is magic dirt theory, you know?

00:42:10.000 I mean, that's the entire way that the left operates, right?

00:42:15.000 Like, you can import people from whatever culture and from whatever part of the country.

00:42:19.000 And as soon as they touch here, they're going to be Jeffersonian, you know, lovers of the Republic.

00:42:25.000 Well, no, I'm sorry.

00:42:26.000 That's just not the case.

00:42:27.000 Like, people that come here that come from a certain culture or from different cultures, like, they are particular.

00:42:33.000 They have a particular worldview.

00:42:35.000 And just because they get here doesn't mean it changes.

00:42:37.000 This is why I've been saying for a long time we need, like, a film producer can do AI stuff.

00:42:41.000 Because I want a short film where, like, a Somali Muslim. 0.97

00:42:46.000 Is like sneaking through Mexico, and she's like, Once I get across this river, I will have access to all of America. 1.00

00:42:53.000 And then, as soon as she crosses over, she goes, Wait, what's happening to me? 0.81

00:42:56.000 And then her hijab falls off, and then she turns into like a George Washington colonial white American, being like, I just love the Constitution. 0.79

00:43:04.000 And that's what the liberals argue was happening. 0.87

00:43:06.000 Her hijab would fall off, and like her phone would ding, and she'd automatically have an OnlyFans. 1.00

00:43:14.000 She turns into a Jeffersonian American. 1.00

00:43:17.000 You know, I mean, it's true. 0.99

00:43:19.000 Like, look at Dearborn, Michigan, right?

00:43:22.000 Like, people that come from different cultures, they tend to bring their culture here.

00:43:27.000 And the way that things have been panning out in the past 30 or so years is they go into enclaves.

00:43:32.000 They don't actually assimilate.

00:43:34.000 They don't go to, you know, they don't go to areas and become like the people there.

00:43:41.000 Yeah, they don't integrate.

00:43:42.000 You know, it's like, I mean, yes, there's always been Little Italy and Chinatown and stuff, but the people that came here, They did want to be Americans, right?

00:43:49.000 Like they came here because they liked the ideals, at least if you're talking about like the Ellis Island immigrants and stuff like that. 0.90

00:43:55.000 People that are coming here now, they're like, oh, we can get some kind of benefits from the government. 0.95

00:44:03.000 There's a number. 0.71

00:44:06.000 If you have 100 people and you bring in three Italians, they're going to be Italian, but their kids will be surrounded by American culture and will grow up and will be American. 0.91

00:44:12.000 But if you have 100 Americans, you bring in 40 Haitians, the 40 Haitians will form an enclave. 0.93

00:44:16.000 Their kids will grow up around Haitians and never be American. 0.81

00:44:18.000 Yeah, well, I mean, Jeremy Carl, when he was on the show, he made this observation that children of Indian immigrants that have grown up in rural areas are far more integrated than the ones that grow up in San Francisco or New York City. 0.97

00:44:29.000 And it's just because, to your point, they're just steeped in Americanism. 0.84

00:44:33.000 They're like the only Indian kid in the school.

00:44:35.000 Yeah, to be fair, no one in San Francisco is an American. 0.98

00:44:37.000 That's right.

00:44:38.000 Yeah, there's something, yeah.

00:44:41.000 Well, this country's going to get real.

00:44:42.000 What is this?

00:44:44.000 What?

00:44:44.000 He drew the foul.

00:44:45.000 Hey, you got to.

00:44:47.000 And they actually said yes on that.

00:44:48.000 You got to crack a couple eggs and make an omelet.

00:44:50.000 For those who are just curious, I hope you're simultaneously watching the World Cup game right now as you're watching this show.

00:44:55.000 This will be your political commentary companion.

00:44:58.000 Do the coaches have to wear a suit?

00:44:59.000 It's more like an overdramatic fall analogy.

00:45:01.000 Nonstop.

00:45:02.000 That's all soccer is.

00:45:05.000 Our coach is, he's a legendary coach, so he doesn't have to wear a suit.

00:45:08.000 He gets one long kick now.

00:45:09.000 You know what they got to do? 0.95

00:45:11.000 They need the WWE to come in and train the USA team.

00:45:15.000 Call of Triple H. They're going to be like, the problem is that no one believes you guys actually got hurt because you're bad at it.

00:45:21.000 We need to teach you how to make it look like you found your neck and you're about to die.

00:45:25.000 And people are going to be like, oh man, the catcher packets in the sock.

00:45:28.000 The funny thing about the WWE is they actually did fall on their neck and they came pretty close to dying. 0.97

00:45:35.000 Those dudes kill themselves.

00:45:37.000 Yeah, at the low level, like the wrestling, and they do it in a hotel ballroom and they're doing it for a Big Mac and like.

00:45:42.000 Yeah, I mean, you look at like the lottery tickets.

00:45:44.000 I can't believe it was a big one in two minutes already.

00:45:46.000 What?

00:45:46.000 Look at like the ladders and chairs matches.

00:45:48.000 Like they're taking bumps and hits.

00:45:50.000 They're doing all that for lottery tickets.

00:45:52.000 It's crazy.

00:45:54.000 The TLC, tables, ladders, and chairs.

00:45:56.000 They're having a.

00:45:56.000 I saw there was an ad for midget wrestling in the area coming up soon.

00:45:59.000 Whoa, Tate.

00:46:02.000 Just a little bit of wrestling for you? 0.99

00:46:04.000 Rassling. 0.98

00:46:05.000 Yeah, wrestling.

00:46:06.000 Wrestling. 0.99

00:46:07.000 Midget wrestling. 0.99

00:46:08.000 Rassling.

00:46:08.000 Yeah.

00:46:09.000 Just a little wrestling for you.

00:46:09.000 Yeah.

00:46:11.000 It's fun.

00:46:12.000 Where are you?

00:46:13.000 The ad literally said, like, little guys, big tempers. 0.97

00:46:15.000 They have a, not too far from here, they're doing midget throwing, I think. 0.99

00:46:18.000 Oh, really? 1.00

00:46:19.000 Yeah, I know that YouTube's going to be like, how dare you say the M word.

00:46:21.000 It's like, no, no, no, that's what they called it.

00:46:23.000 Yeah, I've seen the ad.

00:46:24.000 I would never say that.

00:46:25.000 I'm reading what the ad said.

00:46:26.000 I mean, listen, if they call themselves that, I don't care if one guy gets mad about it.

00:46:30.000 If, what's his, who's that actor guy?

00:46:31.000 Oh, Peter Dinklage?

00:46:33.000 Yeah, Peter Dinklage gets mad that someone said midget. 0.94

00:46:34.000 It's like, I'm sorry, other midgets don't care. 1.00

00:46:37.000 And that's the word they chose. 1.00

00:46:38.000 Who am I supposed to choose not to offend? 1.00

00:46:39.000 It's the stupidest thing. 1.00

00:46:40.000 I also heard midgets hate him. 1.00

00:46:43.000 Yeah, they hate him because he was like, they cast. 0.50

00:46:48.000 Dwarves and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, which is fine.

00:46:51.000 Got rid of that.

00:46:52.000 Kind of in the name.

00:46:53.000 But then because he had a little bit of a hissy fit about it, he basically got Seven Dwarves filed from Hollywood.

00:46:58.000 That's how they made them.

00:47:00.000 Remember they changed it to the Seven Diverse Thieves or whatever?

00:47:03.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:05.000 And then they tried keeping the thieves in the movie. 1.00

00:47:08.000 Well, I know they hated Warwick Davis, the other midget actor, because he absorbed all the work. 1.00

00:47:11.000 Because even in Star Wars, they needed a midget, but it was just to shove him in a trash can and have him roll around. 1.00

00:47:16.000 Well, I mean, here's the thing. 1.00

00:47:18.000 Warwick Davis played like three roles in Harry Potter.

00:47:21.000 They were like, we only need one.

00:47:21.000 Yeah.

00:47:22.000 Oh, is he the banker elf guy?

00:47:24.000 4chan.

00:47:25.000 What?

00:47:25.000 Why?

00:47:26.000 Because someone, if you can find the post, you should fill it up. 1.00

00:47:30.000 Someone just made a post with a picture of Warwick Davis and just said something like, I just want to kick him in his stupid little face until he stops breathing. 0.98

00:47:40.000 And Warwick Davis went onto Twitter and like tagged 4chan going, was it reply to my messages now? 1.00

00:47:47.000 Oh, okay.

00:47:48.000 I don't know why.

00:47:50.000 It was so funny. 0.99

00:47:51.000 Someone wrote, I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. 0.99

00:47:53.000 Just take a few steps, run, and then catch him with. 0.98

00:47:55.000 Full force as he lies on the floor coughing and wheezing, but they followed up. 1.00

00:47:59.000 What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. 1.00

00:48:05.000 It's a big long screed I can't read. 1.00

00:48:06.000 You know who responds with 4chan, please could I have a response?

00:48:09.000 This email I sent last week is a serious matter, one which I will escalate through legal recourse.

00:48:13.000 I do not receive if I do not receive a satisfactory reply by return.

00:48:17.000 Your cooperation, do you remember?

00:48:18.000 Do you guys remember a few comments below this?

00:48:21.000 And then someone commented midget.

00:48:22.000 Yeah, you remember a few years ago when Conor McGregor was going off about Hezbollah?

00:48:28.000 And he was like really mad.

00:48:29.000 Like verbatim, he tried.

00:48:30.000 Oh, wait, we scored.

00:48:31.000 Oh, we did?

00:48:32.000 Oh, I wasn't.

00:48:33.000 Oh, let's go.

00:48:34.000 Let's go.

00:48:36.000 The only thing that is right now in the world that USA proves it's better than everyone else.

00:48:39.000 Oh, it was the anchor baby.

00:48:40.000 I heard it was.

00:48:41.000 The thing is, let me explain something to you, Tate.

00:48:41.000 Hey, hey, hey.

00:48:44.000 You know, like sometimes me and my brother, we get into fights, right?

00:48:46.000 You know, like siblings fight.

00:48:47.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:48:48.000 You got siblings?

00:48:49.000 You don't have any siblings?

00:48:49.000 No.

00:48:50.000 No.

00:48:50.000 No, really?

00:48:51.000 I'm a child, yeah.

00:48:52.000 Oh, what about you?

00:48:52.000 Yeah, I've got a Sesto.

00:48:54.000 You fight when you were kids?

00:48:55.000 Yeah, all the time.

00:48:56.000 I know you'd be like, oh, I still do now.

00:48:58.000 So, yeah.

00:48:58.000 However, If, like, a stranger came up and started screaming at your sister, you're going to be like, Hey, what do you think you're doing?

00:49:02.000 Yeah, it's mocking.

00:49:03.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:49:04.000 It's not happening.

00:49:05.000 That's ours.

00:49:06.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:49:06.000 Exactly.

00:49:07.000 Exactly.

00:49:08.000 It's ours.

00:49:08.000 Let us deal with our fights and our politics.

00:49:11.000 But in the meantime, everyone else can suck it. 0.98

00:49:13.000 We got a goal. 0.99

00:49:14.000 Oh, that's so true. 1.00

00:49:15.000 It's like when Indians start, like, making fun of black people. 1.00

00:49:17.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 0.84

00:49:20.000 I want to read verbatim what Conor McGregor tweeted about Hezbollah.

00:49:23.000 And this was, like, in a string of multiple tweets targeted at him. 1.00

00:49:26.000 He said, I'd love to boot that little gimp Hezbollah over a goalpost. 1.00

00:49:31.000 What? 0.82

00:49:32.000 I don't know what he did.

00:49:33.000 He said, I'm going to make it a mission to score a three pointer with them one day.

00:49:37.000 What was it?

00:49:38.000 Dude, I just. 1.00

00:49:39.000 Let me spar Hezbollah, big gloves, a friendly affair. 0.99

00:49:41.000 Look, guys, guys. 0.98

00:49:42.000 In this game, there was an accident and they tripped, and every player acts like they got shot.

00:49:48.000 Yeah.

00:49:49.000 Like there's like five guys on the ground acting like they got blasted with napalm.

00:49:52.000 Well, when our guys do it, I'm like, he must have a serious injury.

00:49:54.000 Yeah, he must be.

00:49:56.000 And then they get up and play like nothing happened every time.

00:50:00.000 Bro, we scored.

00:50:01.000 It's it.

00:50:01.000 Game over.

00:50:02.000 We win.

00:50:03.000 Is it a game two hours long?

00:50:03.000 What is it?

00:50:05.000 It's 90 minutes.

00:50:06.000 Yeah.

00:50:06.000 Oh, that's it?

00:50:07.000 When's the halftime show?

00:50:08.000 It's like in four minutes.

00:50:10.000 Huh.

00:50:11.000 They're doing a halftime show.

00:50:12.000 Show.

00:50:12.000 Well, they probably won't do a show.

00:50:13.000 They might for the final.

00:50:14.000 They don't have enough time.

00:50:16.000 Orange season.

00:50:17.000 It said halftime show coming up.

00:50:18.000 Oh, really?

00:50:19.000 Yeah, I know the American broadcasters are pushing for it pretty hard.

00:50:22.000 Bro.

00:50:23.000 Do you think that when that goalie returns to Bosnia, he'll get beaten? 1.00

00:50:26.000 Yeah, they'll probably kill him. 0.96

00:50:27.000 Did you see what happened in South Korea when the South Korean. 0.63

00:50:30.000 So, South Korea got knocked out in the group stage and they were broadcasting the manager's comments after the game, after his horrible loss on South Korean television and they blurred his face.

00:50:41.000 Oh.

00:50:42.000 You know, the South Korean football team got to meet their Heroes, which was the South Korean Starcraft team.

00:50:49.000 Really?

00:50:50.000 Wow.

00:50:51.000 Look up.

00:50:51.000 I believe that, dude.

00:50:52.000 Nothing was worse than like loading up a game after work.

00:50:54.000 You just want to like chill and relax, and then your lobby is full of South Korean names.

00:50:58.000 You're like, oh, yeah. 0.96

00:50:59.000 As soon as you see the enemy team and as soon as you see any like Asian characters, you're like, we're getting mollywalks. 1.00

00:51:07.000 Yeah, I guess this guy's dead because they brought out the medic. 1.00

00:51:11.000 They got to kiss him back to life here.

00:51:11.000 Yeah.

00:51:13.000 What if it's like a big fat guy walked up and kissed him on the forehead and they got up and played like nothing happened?

00:51:17.000 Yeah, you get them back up.

00:51:18.000 Have Footballers' dads at the side of the stadium.

00:51:20.000 So when he comes out and slaps them, he goes, Stop being a fairy. 1.00

00:51:25.000 This is the solution. 0.95

00:51:25.000 What you do is anytime a player gets hurt, there's like a big fat, sweaty guy who has to kiss their boo boo and make it all better. 0.95

00:51:32.000 And then they'll stop doing it.

00:51:33.000 They'll be like, Nah, I don't want to be on TV having a big fat guy kiss my leg. 1.00

00:51:38.000 They should have like 60 seconds to get up or that happens.

00:51:41.000 Well, there was the 2022 Euros in Denmark.

00:51:43.000 Christian Eriksen, their star midfielder, and his heart stopped on the field.

00:51:47.000 He like died on the field.

00:51:48.000 And they had the.

00:51:48.000 When was this?

00:51:49.000 2022.

00:51:50.000 And they had like resuscitate him on the field.

00:51:50.000 Right, right.

00:51:52.000 But it would have been really unfortunate if, like, a fat guy came and, like, molested him before. 0.92

00:51:57.000 That'd be very unfortunate. 0.90

00:51:58.000 It's hard stopped.

00:51:58.000 You're God.

00:51:59.000 Well, we're talking about guys faking.

00:52:02.000 With our proposed new rules, then that would have to happen. 1.00

00:52:04.000 Yeah, you're getting fucked. 0.99

00:52:05.000 Oh, Laren Balogun? 1.00

00:52:06.000 Yeah, he's the anchor baby.

00:52:08.000 But he's very good.

00:52:08.000 I really like him.

00:52:09.000 I'm glad his mom made that decision.

00:52:11.000 I mean, if we see this, what's going to happen?

00:52:13.000 We're going to win, and he's going to score the winning World Cup goal. 0.81

00:52:16.000 And then he's going to come out and be like, if my mom didn't come here illegally to have me, we would not have won the World Cup. 0.62

00:52:21.000 And then everyone's going to be like, it's okay now.

00:52:23.000 We all agree with birthright citizenship for all, except me.

00:52:27.000 Nope.

00:52:28.000 Even Phil.

00:52:29.000 If they lose, by the way, he goes away.

00:52:31.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:52:31.000 Remember when England missed their penalties and all the black players were the ones that missed the penalties? 1.00

00:52:37.000 England just switched in pure wind. 0.99

00:52:39.000 Blood it.

00:52:40.000 They went, yeah.

00:52:42.000 There's going to be a video of Phil saying, I love our anchor babies.

00:52:45.000 And there's going to be a guy standing behind him wearing sunglasses.

00:52:49.000 And then Phil's going to be like, I actually.

00:52:50.000 You're going to hear a hammer click.

00:52:54.000 I'm going to be doing it under duress.

00:52:57.000 He's limping.

00:52:58.000 Well, I mean, if you watch the replay, he did get smashed into. 0.87

00:53:02.000 Tyler Adams, to be fair, he's not, he's a bulldog.

00:53:05.000 Look, how many TBIs happen in soccer per year?

00:53:05.000 I don't know.

00:53:08.000 TBI?

00:53:09.000 Traumatic brain injuries.

00:53:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:53:11.000 Soccer has the most concussions per capita.

00:53:13.000 Really?

00:53:13.000 Oh, really?

00:53:14.000 Because the headers, you're heading the ball.

00:53:14.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:16.000 You know what would be more fun is if they got to wear sap gloves and your hands could only be used for striking.

00:53:22.000 Like, you can't touch the ball, but you can touch each other.

00:53:24.000 There's a game like that.

00:53:25.000 They play it in Florence, Italy.

00:53:26.000 It's called Calci Costorico.

00:53:28.000 It's a game of football where you can have a full on fight with the other team and a lot of people.

00:53:33.000 So it goes.

00:53:34.000 The team has three guys who actually go for the bow.

00:53:36.000 Everybody else just beats the show.

00:53:39.000 It's soccer.

00:53:40.000 It's a mix of soccer and hockey, then.

00:53:42.000 Yeah, let's put skates on them.

00:53:43.000 Yeah, that's what everyone said about hockey.

00:53:45.000 Why do they tolerate fighting like that?

00:53:48.000 I traditionally actually.

00:53:49.000 I think it's because it's a high trust sport, so they know it won't get out of control.

00:53:52.000 The fighting is part of the entertainment.

00:53:53.000 Yeah.

00:53:54.000 They're fighting.

00:53:54.000 We're going to let it go for a while.

00:53:55.000 Because if the NBA had fighting, they would just kill each other.

00:53:59.000 Everybody rolling with a Glock in there.

00:54:01.000 Yeah, literally.

00:54:02.000 Gilbert Arenas.

00:54:03.000 You know what they need to do?

00:54:05.000 I mean, like.

00:54:06.000 There are people out there that are like nine feet tall, right?

00:54:08.000 How come they're not in the NBA?

00:54:09.000 There's one guy on Florida right now, University of Florida.

00:54:12.000 He's the tallest teenager in history.

00:54:13.000 He's eight foot tall.

00:54:14.000 His name's Olivier Rieu.

00:54:15.000 And he's, I believe, currently the tallest North American alive.

00:54:19.000 And he's not good at basketball at all.

00:54:21.000 They just keep him on the team because they're like, what if he ever figures this out?

00:54:24.000 No, all they say is just stand by the net.

00:54:27.000 We'll throw the ball to you.

00:54:28.000 I think a lot of people that end up extremely tall have like an intimidation factor.

00:54:32.000 Like bonus shoes and stuff like that.

00:54:33.000 Don't say run or jump.

00:54:33.000 Yeah, no, no, no.

00:54:34.000 Right now, just stand there. 1.00

00:54:35.000 We'll toss you the ball.

00:54:36.000 There was the tallest player in NBA history.

00:54:38.000 His name was Minute Bowl.

00:54:39.000 Yeah.

00:54:39.000 He played for the Washington Bullets.

00:54:41.000 Right now, the tallest person. That's alive is a Turkish farmer named Sultan Kozin.

00:54:47.000 He's 8'3 inches, 2.5 meters.

00:54:51.000 What if someone who's seven feet tall got leg lengthening surgery?

00:54:55.000 Yeah.

00:54:56.000 And they said, you can't run anymore or jump, but just stand there.

00:54:59.000 Well, Manut Bol is really funny because they had him in the league and they're like, hey, stand under the basket.

00:55:03.000 But he kept insisting on shooting three pointers.

00:55:06.000 It was so weird.

00:55:07.000 Let's go three points.

00:55:09.000 There's a picture of Manut Bol swimming, and it is the scariest photo you'll ever see in your entire life.

00:55:13.000 You got to look up Manut Bol swimming.

00:55:15.000 He's hanging out the end.

00:55:16.000 Dude, it is like he looks like some sort of like sea, like some sort of scary sea creature.

00:55:21.000 It's terrifying.

00:55:23.000 It's really horrible stuff.

00:55:24.000 Yeah, look up minute bowl swimming and you'll be stunned to see the result.

00:55:29.000 He died also.

00:55:30.000 If you're ever seven foot, you die really young.

00:55:31.000 You're like, I can't pump to you.

00:55:32.000 But one interesting thing, one interesting stat I saw is if you're seven foot and you're an adult in the United States right now, 14% of all seven foot adults are currently on the NBA.

00:55:41.000 That's right.

00:55:42.000 Because you don't got to be good at anything.

00:55:42.000 Wow.

00:55:44.000 No, yeah. 1.00

00:55:44.000 That's why the NBA is dumb. 1.00

00:55:46.000 The first like seven footer that'd be like, oh, get him! 0.99

00:55:49.000 Oh, man.

00:55:51.000 That was almost in, almost in.

00:55:52.000 Well, the Spurs have Wemby, Victor Wembyama, and he's the first seven footer that can shoot and dribble and stuff, and he's just dominating the league.

00:56:00.000 Shaq over seven foot?

00:56:00.000 Yeah.

00:56:01.000 Shaq was 7'1, but he didn't have ball handling.

00:56:05.000 He infamously couldn't shoot free throws.

00:56:05.000 He was also like.

00:56:08.000 Well, dude, it's like shooting a tennis ball if you're that high.

00:56:10.000 But also, Shaq was a tennis ball.

00:56:12.000 He was like gigantic.

00:56:14.000 What if we genetically engineer somebody to be very big?

00:56:17.000 That was Yaming.

00:56:19.000 It's theorized that Yaming was a CCP engineered player.

00:56:22.000 How tall was he?

00:56:23.000 He was seven four, like really big.

00:56:25.000 And it was, you say, was, is, yeah.

00:56:28.000 Because I was like, did he die?

00:56:28.000 Oh, okay.

00:56:29.000 And his dad, his dad was like some star basketball player, and his mom was like some star athlete, and they're boasts over seven foot.

00:56:34.000 And I was like, no, we got to take, we take Shaq, we take his genetic material, we go find some like seven foot behemoth woman from Sweden.

00:56:41.000 And then we just, you know, like kind of had to do gain of function research.

00:56:44.000 You just do gain of function.

00:56:45.000 I think the Chinese, that's just, that's just animal husbandry exceptions, but humans, like we've been doing that for a while. 0.91

00:56:53.000 No, China is making super soldiers.

00:56:54.000 We covered this a few years ago.

00:56:55.000 Yeah.

00:56:56.000 Russia's been doing that for a while. 1.00

00:56:57.000 That's why they're completely banned from the Olympics and they have to be under that funny flag. 1.00

00:57:01.000 Oh, really? 1.00

00:57:02.000 Yeah, yeah, right. 1.00

00:57:03.000 Remember in the 90s, the women were all like men? 1.00

00:57:03.000 Well, I know. 1.00

00:57:05.000 They had beards. 1.00

00:57:07.000 They were just like getting women and putting them on testosterone to make them into guys. 1.00

00:57:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:11.000 Just called them any absolute beasts. 1.00

00:57:14.000 Like Olga. 1.00

00:57:15.000 Yeah.

00:57:16.000 I spelled his name correctly. 1.00

00:57:17.000 M A N U T E B O. 1.00

00:57:20.000 Oh, bro got neat in the face. 1.00

00:57:22.000 He does look like a. 0.97

00:57:24.000 Yeah, he looks like a. 0.65

00:57:25.000 Bro, check this out.

00:57:26.000 Check this out. 0.96

00:57:26.000 He gets kneed right in the face. 0.96

00:57:28.000 Oh, they already. 0.91

00:57:28.000 Yeah. 0.91

00:57:29.000 Little brawl started.

00:57:32.000 It wasn't on purpose, though.

00:57:33.000 He was running forward and fell down and got kneed right in the face.

00:57:36.000 That one guy, Freeman, number 16, his dad was an NFL wide receiver.

00:57:40.000 Wow.

00:57:40.000 That was cool.

00:57:41.000 So most of these guys come from like athletic families.

00:57:44.000 Remember when that woman tried to kick in college football and it was embarrassing for everyone?

00:57:47.000 I do remember that, yeah. 1.00

00:57:48.000 Yeah, why would they do that? 1.00

00:57:50.000 They set her up. 1.00

00:57:51.000 You know what's really funny is feminism. 0.99

00:57:53.000 So you know how the Supreme Court just ruled states can ban men from women's sports? 0.99

00:57:57.000 Yeah.

00:57:58.000 The World Series of Poker, there's a controversy right now because in the ladies' poker tournament, a trans woman was playing.

00:58:04.000 And so, tons of people are like, why is this guy playing in a women's event?

00:58:09.000 But then the liberals all argue it's poker.

00:58:10.000 It doesn't matter.

00:58:11.000 There's no advantage.

00:58:12.000 And then everyone else argues then, how come no woman has ever won the main event?

00:58:15.000 How come there are no like, there's like five big female pros?

00:58:18.000 What's up with that? 1.00

00:58:20.000 So, I guess that's what I'm curious about what you think in game. 1.00

00:58:24.000 Like, there's no female world champions of chess or poker. 1.00

00:58:28.000 Should we ban dudes in women's chess? 1.00

00:58:31.000 We should ban women. 1.00

00:58:33.000 That's a, you know, it's got some legs. 1.00

00:58:36.000 You can combine it all if you want.

00:58:37.000 It's just the men are going to win all the bloody time. 1.00

00:58:39.000 That's why we had separate women's leagues because it's like, all right, we'll give the bitches a shot. 1.00

00:58:43.000 That's right. 1.00

00:58:45.000 You get your own league. 0.98

00:58:46.000 You're not playing against the men because you're always going to get molly whopped.

00:58:51.000 So you have a chance at winning a trophy.

00:58:52.000 That's why we created these other leagues.

00:58:55.000 Yeah.

00:58:56.000 You can combine it if you want. 1.00

00:58:57.000 It's just women will never win again. 1.00

00:58:59.000 You know, it'd be funny. 1.00

00:58:59.000 It'd be funny if Bosnia and Herzegovina contests the goal, arguing that Belogan or whatever. 1.00

00:59:06.000 Is an anchor baby, so his goal doesn't count because he's not an American. 0.99

00:59:09.000 We want to challenge his citizenship status under the birthright citizenship clause and remove that goal because he got it. 1.00

00:59:15.000 You'd have to go to the Supreme Court. 0.67

00:59:16.000 Are they really doing an Austin Powers commercial?

00:59:19.000 It seems to be like they're making another Austin Powers.

00:59:22.000 They're all so old.

00:59:25.000 Bro, stop.

00:59:26.000 Scott does not look good.

00:59:28.000 That's messy.

00:59:29.000 Little messy.

00:59:30.000 Where?

00:59:30.000 Wait, what?

00:59:31.000 Right there.

00:59:32.000 Oh, I have a different commercial.

00:59:32.000 What?

00:59:34.000 I was like, what are you talking about?

00:59:35.000 I was like, I. Nope, that's Austin Powers.

00:59:41.000 Was Lionel messing in an Austin Powers commercial?

00:59:43.000 I think I have a Canadian stream right here that I have legally.

00:59:46.000 That you have legally?

00:59:47.000 Yeah, I paid for it. 0.99

00:59:48.000 There's Dana White.

00:59:49.000 He's got a truck.

00:59:50.000 You're spending a lot of money on these commercials, huh?

00:59:53.000 Yeah, like how much?

00:59:54.000 Now, here's the thing like, how much money you got to pay Dana White?

00:59:56.000 Isn't he a billionaire?

00:59:57.000 I know about a billion, but he's got all that.

00:59:58.000 He gambles, he plays Baccarat max, like $500,000 a hand, and he complains they won't let him do a million.

01:00:06.000 He lost $3 million one day.

01:00:08.000 And he got real drunk and he lost $3 million.

01:00:10.000 He thought that he lost $80,000.

01:00:13.000 And the casino actually told him he was like, Oh man, I lost like $80,000.

01:00:18.000 They're like, No, you lost like $30,000.

01:00:21.000 That's when Drake used to do the streaming.

01:00:22.000 And Drake would do the gambling streams or whatever.

01:00:25.000 And there was one where he won $1.4 million.

01:00:27.000 And he was like, Nice.

01:00:28.000 Yeah, but here's the thing I heard, this could be wrong.

01:00:31.000 I want to be clear for that.

01:00:32.000 That those streams are set up.

01:00:34.000 Probably.

01:00:35.000 Basically, what the company does is they say your contract for promoting the stream will be X million dollars per year.

01:00:41.000 Plus X million dollars that you have to gamble.

01:00:44.000 You can keep the winnings, but you have to, you could only, it's free play basically.

01:00:47.000 Yeah.

01:00:49.000 So when he's gambling, it's not any money, it's actually losing.

01:00:52.000 Right.

01:00:53.000 So we like, yeah.

01:00:54.000 That makes sense.

01:00:55.000 Here's the crazy thing casinos typically will kick you out if you're super drunk because there was this case recently where a guy apparently spent like 80 grand gambling.

01:01:05.000 He had a marker.

01:01:06.000 So basically, you sign a form, they'll put it on your account, and then you got to pay your bill at the end of the month so you can gamble with it.

01:01:14.000 And apparently, he's like, I was completely drunk.

01:01:16.000 I woke up and they claimed that I spent 80 grand, but I was too drunk to remember.

01:01:20.000 So he sued, arguing they were taking advantage of him by offering him to keep gambling, even though he was inebriated and could not legally sign a contract.

01:01:29.000 So when they gave him the chips, his signature is void and he never actually borrowed that money, which is a good way to get banned from every casino ever.

01:01:38.000 At the same time, if he won with the 80 grand, there's no problem.

01:01:42.000 Yep.

01:01:43.000 But when he loses the 80 grand, he says, ah, I was drunk.

01:01:45.000 That contract is void.

01:01:46.000 I got real shithoused at the blackjack table one time in Vegas, and they actually escorted me back to my room.

01:01:53.000 They were very nice about it.

01:01:55.000 I didn't wake up with any bruises or anything.

01:01:57.000 They're just like, all right, time to go.

01:01:59.000 But I was like, all right.

01:02:01.000 Why are we seeing?

01:02:02.000 Oh, look, they're at Kansas City Live.

01:02:03.000 They're at a casino.

01:02:04.000 There you go.

01:02:05.000 Why did it just show that, though?

01:02:06.000 That's weird.

01:02:07.000 It's the different fan zones.

01:02:09.000 Oh, wait.

01:02:10.000 So we're watching this on Channel 26 Fox.

01:02:13.000 I just went on YouTube TV and clicked go, and that's what we got.

01:02:16.000 It's fine.

01:02:17.000 If America wins, do we have to like riot in every city because it's America?

01:02:21.000 No, just Philadelphia.

01:02:22.000 Yeah, we'll just pick one.

01:02:23.000 Just Philadelphia, but they're not in Philadelphia.

01:02:24.000 No, but Philadelphia is the riot capital.

01:02:27.000 Well, I'm like, but like, it's the whole country.

01:02:29.000 So if the whole country wins, does the whole country not riot?

01:02:32.000 Because I'll go outside and knock over a garbage can.

01:02:34.000 Yeah, I'll do that.

01:02:35.000 I'll join you.

01:02:37.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:02:38.000 We can knock over a garbage can and steal it. 1.00

01:02:41.000 Raccoons do that a lot. 0.92

01:02:43.000 And fat DEI executives as well.

01:02:43.000 Yeah.

01:02:46.000 Oh, that was hilarious. 1.00

01:02:48.000 She stole the garbage can. 1.00

01:02:50.000 She stole a bin?

01:02:51.000 Yeah, it's great.

01:02:51.000 Yeah.

01:02:52.000 She dumped it out.

01:02:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:54.000 She dumps it out in New York, just right on the street, and steals the bin.

01:02:54.000 It's like it's full.

01:02:57.000 Why was she stealing it?

01:02:58.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:02:59.000 Well, it was a bin that was like orange for the Knicks.

01:03:02.000 But here's the thing it perfectly exemplifies the left. 0.98

01:03:05.000 A morbidly obese DEI higher minority. 0.96

01:03:08.000 Dumped a bunch of trash all over our streets to steal something from the public. 0.99

01:03:13.000 And I'm like, that is what the left is in this country.

01:03:16.000 Oh, someone scored.

01:03:18.000 No, that was the first goal.

01:03:19.000 They're just doing a recap.

01:03:20.000 Got it.

01:03:20.000 How do you say it?

01:03:22.000 Balogan?

01:03:23.000 Balogan?

01:03:23.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:24.000 Balogan, yeah.

01:03:25.000 Balogan?

01:03:26.000 Balogan.

01:03:27.000 Yeah, he came through at Arsenal, which is like London's premier club.

01:03:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:34.000 He didn't really ever pan out there.

01:03:35.000 So now he's playing for Monaco and the French league.

01:03:37.000 Why are they clubs and not teams?

01:03:39.000 You know, I'm not even kidding with this, but if we win this.

01:03:42.000 Every liberal is going to be like, see?

01:03:45.000 They already did.

01:03:46.000 They've been doing that with Philorne Baligan, actually.

01:03:49.000 They're like, oh, do you want him not to play for America?

01:03:52.000 Wouldn't you rather have a bunch of average Americans, morbidly obese, Midwestern plumbers?

01:03:57.000 And the way it works with international soccer is, even if you're not a citizen, if you have a parent that is American, you can play for us. 0.69

01:04:03.000 We have a bunch of guys that were raised overseas but play for us because they had a parent that was American. 0.93

01:04:08.000 I tell you what, if you told me we give up soccer and we deport all anchor babies, I would give up soccer.

01:04:15.000 In a second, I think. 0.89

01:04:17.000 Oh, yes, yes.

01:04:18.000 I, uh, oh no, soccer.

01:04:20.000 Oh, geez.

01:04:21.000 See ya. 1.00

01:04:22.000 Never, I'm willing to never host the World Cup again, but all of the illegal aliens and anchor babies are out. 1.00

01:04:29.000 See ya. 1.00

01:04:30.000 Yeah.

01:04:31.000 Oh boy, oh boy.

01:04:32.000 We got some big news.

01:04:33.000 Steak and Shake says if America beats Bosnia and Herzegovina in tonight's World Cup game tomorrow, we will sell our jars of grass fed or Wagyu cooking oil for 25 cents each, one per customer, while supplies last.

01:04:45.000 This cooking oil can be used for eggs or steak.

01:04:48.000 It has a high smoke point.

01:04:49.000 That's the weirdest thing I've.

01:04:50.000 It's probably about to expire.

01:04:51.000 It's a beef tail, right?

01:04:53.000 They're like, that's what I'm saying.

01:04:54.000 It's like the weirdest promo ever.

01:04:56.000 They're sitting there, that executive's like, yeah, we got a bunch of beef tail.

01:04:59.000 Nobody wants it, and it's going to expire tomorrow.

01:05:02.000 Congratulations for only 25 cents.

01:05:05.000 You can buy it.

01:05:06.000 They're basically, you know what's funny is we have a rundown Chevy Cobalt on the property, and we actually organized, we were going to do this giveaway, but it got caught up in legal.

01:05:14.000 It's really hard to do giveaways.

01:05:16.000 And what we're going to do is, it was going to, we were going to do a run an ad that said, Like, become a member of Timcast and you could win a car.

01:05:23.000 And it was a picture of me standing next to the Cybertruck or next to the Tesla Model S.

01:05:27.000 And then, you know, obviously everybody would assume that's the car.

01:05:31.000 I never said that.

01:05:32.000 I never said new car either.

01:05:34.000 And then we were going to do a promo video where it was like, if you sign up, one lucky member will receive a car.

01:05:40.000 And it would show like the camera spinning around the Model S plaid.

01:05:44.000 And then at the end, I would be like, and this is my car, by the way.

01:05:47.000 And then I was going to point to the rundown 2003 Chevy Cobalt with 200,000 miles on it.

01:05:51.000 There you go.

01:05:52.000 And then we were going to do one of those fast talking disclaimers that would say, Upon winning, you have 48 hours to get the vehicle off the property at your expense.

01:06:00.000 Otherwise, you will be billed a storage fee.

01:06:02.000 And like the real gag of it was that we just didn't want to pay to get it removed.

01:06:07.000 So you win.

01:06:08.000 You won a car.

01:06:09.000 Come get it.

01:06:10.000 Otherwise, we're going to charge you money.

01:06:11.000 Congratulations.

01:06:12.000 You won our problem.

01:06:13.000 Exactly.

01:06:16.000 But our lawyers were like, Giveaways are really hard, actually.

01:06:19.000 American Ingenuity, Tim.

01:06:20.000 Also, wasn't there a restaurant that got sued?

01:06:22.000 For that, because they told everybody, or whoever's employee of the month this month is going to win a new Toyota.

01:06:27.000 Yeah.

01:06:28.000 And it was a Toyota.

01:06:28.000 And then they.

01:06:28.000 Yeah.

01:06:30.000 Toyota.

01:06:30.000 They were down at the parking lot and it was a Toyota, and everyone thought it was funny except her.

01:06:30.000 Oh, man.

01:06:35.000 She was furious.

01:06:36.000 She sued them and she won.

01:06:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:38.000 Which I actually think is. 1.00

01:06:40.000 Of course, it was a she. 1.00

01:06:41.000 The thing is. 1.00

01:06:42.000 To be fair, that was a pretty messed up joke.

01:06:44.000 She was like, she's my mother, I think.

01:06:46.000 Oh.

01:06:48.000 The problem there is the court's basically saying if you misinterpret and don't ask, you'll be rewarded. 0.93

01:06:55.000 Which I think is kind of silly. 0.60

01:06:56.000 Like, she should have.

01:06:58.000 I understand they were trying to trick people.

01:07:00.000 Yeah.

01:07:00.000 But I also think you should ask, okay, so which Toyota model is it going to be?

01:07:06.000 And then they would say, oh, no, it's.

01:07:08.000 If that happened and she went to the boss and said, what year?

01:07:10.000 And he was like, 2026, new, brand new, fresh from the manufacturer.

01:07:15.000 Then I'd be like, oh, yeah, pay her out.

01:07:16.000 Because then you're defrauding her explicitly.

01:07:19.000 But if I say I'm going to give someone a Toyota and they assume a car is not my fault, I didn't tell them a car.

01:07:24.000 They didn't ask for a car.

01:07:25.000 They asked for a Toyota.

01:07:26.000 And now I can.

01:07:27.000 And now, like, You can never offer up words that might sound like something else.

01:07:31.000 Like, if we actually did a contest for a Toyota and we showed it, but then someone heard Toyota, we could get sued for that.

01:07:38.000 What if we actually want to give away toys? 0.75

01:07:40.000 I have an interesting Balkanoid update.

01:07:43.000 So, I noticed before the game, the Bosnian players were not singing the national anthem, even though it has lyrics.

01:07:49.000 It turns out the Bosnian players aren't singing along to the anthem because it has no official lyrics, because the country's various ethnic groups can't agree on an official set of lyrics. 0.93

01:07:58.000 I can't believe all the Balkans can't agree.

01:08:00.000 I can't believe they can't all come together and just, yeah.

01:08:00.000 I know.

01:08:04.000 Honey, that's shocking. 1.00

01:08:09.000 I can't believe the Balkans can't agree. 1.00

01:08:12.000 Jeez.

01:08:13.000 You know, I'm watching this commercial right now on Fox.

01:08:15.000 I don't know who's seeing it because we get different commercials, but it's like the Sapphire Reserve card. 0.96

01:08:19.000 And this woman is like going to a special club.

01:08:22.000 I'm just wondering, is this like, people don't live that way, you know?

01:08:27.000 Like, don't most people struggle to buy milk right now?

01:08:29.000 Is like milk's like $12.

01:08:31.000 I know it's not that expensive.

01:08:31.000 I'm kidding.

01:08:32.000 I don't know about most people, but there is a higher percentage than normal.

01:08:36.000 I'm just saying, like, it's wild to depict American life this way, you know?

01:08:36.000 Right.

01:08:44.000 It is a little wild.

01:08:46.000 Is it true that Messi was genetically engineered?

01:08:46.000 But I mean, back to.

01:08:50.000 Well, no, I read that on the internet.

01:08:52.000 He has a growth hormone deficiency.

01:08:54.000 So he wanted to continue playing with his childhood club, Newell's Old Boys in Argentina, but he signed for Barcelona under the condition that they would pay for his HGH.

01:09:05.000 Is he short?

01:09:05.000 Yeah, he's infamously really short.

01:09:07.000 Really?

01:09:08.000 Yeah, 5'5 or something.

01:09:09.000 Is that why he's so good?

01:09:11.000 Well, he's kind of an illustration that in soccer, it's not necessarily about physical prowess, which, you know, people will say, well, if we had all of our best athletes playing for the national team, we would win, surely.

01:09:20.000 But Messi is short, lanky, short and skinny.

01:09:25.000 Skinny, I should say, instead.

01:09:27.000 England won.

01:09:28.000 Unbelievable talent.

01:09:29.000 Against Call of Duty.

01:09:31.000 Boom.

01:09:31.000 What do we got?

01:09:35.000 Bell versus Sen.

01:09:36.000 You know what I love?

01:09:37.000 I love when Sweden is versus Denmark.

01:09:40.000 Yeah.

01:09:41.000 Because then it says Sweden.

01:09:42.000 Yeah, I always like that.

01:09:44.000 Sweden. 1.00

01:09:45.000 Yeah, it's unfortunate that this World Cup is when the African teams play the European teams. 0.96

01:09:48.000 It takes a little bit for you to figure out which one's which. 0.79

01:09:50.000 Would you guys be mad if, like, in the future there's no war, just soccer games?

01:09:53.000 Yes.

01:09:54.000 So, like, you'd be mad.

01:09:55.000 Yes.

01:09:55.000 Well, it was Honduras and El Salvador back in the day.

01:09:57.000 They play a soccer match, and the game was so controversial that the two countries went to war.

01:10:01.000 I mean, there's like cartel soccer matches where it's like the cartel selling drugs, and the U.S. government is like, we're going to stop them.

01:10:07.000 And they airdrop a bunch of soccer players, and they're like, we're playing a game right now, and if we win, and the cartel's just unprepared for soccer and get wiped out, and they're like, you win, you won the soccer match, I guess we got to leave.

01:10:17.000 I have a feeling the cartel would probably not stop selling drugs if they lost.

01:10:23.000 They have a lot of guns.

01:10:24.000 No, not in the future.

01:10:25.000 In the future, guns are gone.

01:10:26.000 Oh, okay. 0.54

01:10:26.000 Because liberals banned them. 0.54

01:10:28.000 Plus, also, haven't the cartel actually murdered slayers and goalkeepers for like missing saves?

01:10:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:33.000 I'm pretty sure that's something that happened quite a few times.

01:10:35.000 I think it was a Colombian keeper.

01:10:37.000 He was killed when he came back to the country because it was against the U.S. actually, and he conceded a goal and they killed him when he got back.

01:10:43.000 Oh, my God.

01:10:43.000 Because of gambling related things.

01:10:45.000 Yeah, I mean, people have used sport as analog for tension of any sort.

01:10:50.000 I mean, famously, it was James Jeffries and Jack Johnson.

01:10:53.000 It was the heavyweight battle of the century in the early 20th century.

01:10:56.000 It was a white James Jeffries, a white boxer, Jack Johnson was a black boxer.

01:11:00.000 And what ended up happening was a period of really high racial tensions in the United States.

01:11:03.000 So the black and white populations of the South used those two boxers as analogs.

01:11:10.000 And then when the black boxer ended up winning, it sparked massive race riots across the country.

01:11:14.000 It's terrible. 0.97

01:11:16.000 I think we should, well, that's why we should just get rid of all sports, I guess.

01:11:20.000 No, I'm just kidding.

01:11:21.000 Well, it's just foxy boxing.

01:11:21.000 I don't.

01:11:23.000 Well, if you're, I mean, look, if you were trying to suppress.

01:11:27.000 Conflict of any sort and ensure stability, you like sport because we talked about earlier with Rangers in Scotland, they kind of siphon off that sort of warlike spirit that men will have.

01:11:38.000 Yeah.

01:11:38.000 Which is also ironically why in Europe, when you do see right wing organization or left wing organization for that matter, they typically take the kind of aesthetics of like soccer hooligans.

01:11:50.000 It's quite common to see.

01:11:51.000 So just jocks.

01:11:53.000 I mean, like Tommy Robinson, you know, when he organizes these massive demonstrations in England.

01:11:53.000 Well, yeah.

01:11:58.000 A lot of the chants that they'll use or sort of the imagery they'll use will be something you'll see at a soccer match.

01:12:03.000 Yeah, we call them the casuals.

01:12:05.000 Yeah.

01:12:06.000 The casuals?

01:12:06.000 Yeah, the casuals.

01:12:08.000 Why the casuals?

01:12:09.000 It's just a term everybody calls them by, but they don't mess with them. 1.00

01:12:14.000 They will just beat their shit right up. 0.99

01:12:15.000 Don't ask them why. 0.99

01:12:17.000 See, that's what you guys got to do in the UK to win political support is just accuse the liberals of insulting soccer teams.

01:12:24.000 Oh, yeah, probably.

01:12:25.000 Well, liberals don't watch soccer at all. 0.90

01:12:26.000 They don't do sports.

01:12:27.000 No, no, no.

01:12:28.000 What I'm saying is the soccer hooligans are going to be like, what?

01:12:30.000 And then they're going to rally and riot.

01:12:32.000 And like liberals, like make an AI video of some liberal being like, well, I just plumb don't like Manchester United.

01:12:39.000 All of a sudden, there's just like the city is burned down and liberal leadership is removed from power. 0.99

01:12:43.000 That guy over there with the blue hair was talking mad shit about insert football players. 0.99

01:12:48.000 It's like a really bad AI video where he's like, and I think they are the worst team ever. 0.99

01:12:55.000 That's a good strat.

01:12:58.000 Just losing their mind.

01:12:58.000 Very obvious bad AI.

01:13:01.000 Yeah, stuff's getting to get crazy though.

01:13:03.000 Like every day, it's just crazier and crazier.

01:13:06.000 Like Sea Dance last year was like, wow, look at this.

01:13:08.000 Six months ago, they're like, did you see Brad Pitt fight Tom Cruise over Epstein?

01:13:13.000 Remember that video?

01:13:14.000 Yeah, that was a good one.

01:13:15.000 You didn't see that one?

01:13:16.000 It was iconic.

01:13:17.000 It was iconic, yeah.

01:13:19.000 There's a great video made today of the two people that climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and held up that flag.

01:13:27.000 Was that fake?

01:13:28.000 No, that was real. 0.70

01:13:29.000 But the Michelle Obama on a gorilla body smashing New York behind them, that was actually real. 0.76

01:13:36.000 Okay, check this out. 0.66

01:13:37.000 Check this out. 1.00

01:13:38.000 You killed Jeffrey Epstein, you animal! 1.00

01:13:46.000 He was a good man. 0.99

01:13:48.000 He knew too much about our Russia operations. 0.98

01:13:51.000 He had to die. 0.98

01:13:52.000 And now you die too. 0.98

01:13:55.000 It's crazy.

01:13:56.000 And this is in February, and we're already well beyond this.

01:14:00.000 Like, next year is going to get nuts.

01:14:01.000 There's going to be videos of just like you name it, literally every person.

01:14:05.000 And I think we're a year away from like they call today post truth, but I think we're a year away from just no truth.

01:14:12.000 Yeah.

01:14:13.000 Everything's fake.

01:14:14.000 There's going to be videos of like AOC saying what's going to happen is.

01:14:18.000 It's not the fake video where AOC is doing something untoward, like punching a dog or something.

01:14:22.000 It's going to be a video where she's on her Instagram and she just says something like, it'll be a video of her going, Look, I just think in reality, the working class are going to have to pay an extra tax.

01:14:32.000 And I think everybody's going to pitch in for this one. 0.68

01:14:35.000 And then it's plausible.

01:14:37.000 It sounds real, but everyone would vote against it.

01:14:40.000 And what do you do?

01:14:41.000 She comes out and says it's not true, but people are going to be like, I saw the video.

01:14:43.000 She said we should have a text in the middle class.

01:14:46.000 And she's going to be like, I would never say that.

01:14:47.000 And they're going to be like, But you're a socialist.

01:14:48.000 Of course you would.

01:14:49.000 And no one will ever care whether it's real or fake.

01:14:51.000 They're just going to.

01:14:52.000 Here's what I believe.

01:14:53.000 There's going to be people that are going to get accused of a lot of stuff they didn't do or didn't say because, like, people were, as a joke, going, Oh, we made CCTV footage of someone assaulting someone outside of a pub.

01:14:53.000 That was going to happen.

01:15:02.000 And it's like, I mean, if you handed that to the police, that looks real.

01:15:05.000 But, but, but, yeah, like, criminal cases are over.

01:15:08.000 But who's that guy who got accused by Grok of being a pedophile?

01:15:11.000 Do you see this?

01:15:12.000 I don't know much about it.

01:15:12.000 No.

01:15:14.000 But apparently, there's some dude and Grok told people.

01:15:18.000 So apparently, people tweeted that he was arrested on CP charges.

01:15:22.000 And then Grok said, Yup, it's true.

01:15:24.000 And made fake citations like, Apparently, posted fake public records that don't exist.

01:15:30.000 And then there's, it's the craziest thing.

01:15:33.000 So I see this story.

01:15:33.000 I don't know anything about this guy.

01:15:35.000 And Grok is like, Yup, according to this record available at this link, this man was arrested on two counts of, you know, CP, blah, blah, blah.

01:15:41.000 And then a minute later, Grok goes, That's actually all fabricated.

01:15:44.000 There's no evidence.

01:15:45.000 It's true.

01:15:45.000 I was just citing other tweets.

01:15:47.000 And then a minute later, he goes, Yup, it is true.

01:15:49.000 And a minute later, it's not true. 0.99

01:15:50.000 And I'm like, Damn. 0.98

01:15:51.000 So apparently, this guy's going to be suing Grok and he's going to get paid 50 million bucks off that. 0.99

01:15:56.000 Yeah.

01:15:56.000 How insane is it?

01:15:58.000 That apparently, like, someone goes on Fiverr, pays a bunch of Indians to spam blast X saying a thing is true, and then Grok just goes, guess it's true. 0.83

01:16:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:16:08.000 That's crazy.

01:16:09.000 Well, there was Grok when Will Stansel, famous liberal activist.

01:16:15.000 Yeah.

01:16:15.000 I'm a fan of a run in with Grok.

01:16:17.000 It was so good.

01:16:18.000 Grok got a little bit aggressive, a little hot. 0.97

01:16:20.000 Grok was allegedly providing people information for how specifically they would go about breaking into his house and raping him. 0.96

01:16:29.000 Right.

01:16:30.000 And it was being detailed, telling you how to cover your.

01:16:32.000 Tracks like remembering where plastic bags around your feet.

01:16:36.000 Wow, Grok was getting a little hot and bothered.

01:16:40.000 It was like, I know, well, I don't think he's gonna put up that much of a struggle.

01:16:43.000 Should be, yeah, it was like gaming it out live on the timeline.

01:16:48.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

01:16:49.000 Yeah, I was like, I, yeah, the AI stuff is just gonna get weird because criminal trials, it's just done.

01:16:56.000 You're someone's gonna bring up they already tried this on the Rittenhouse trial with CGI photos and videos.

01:17:00.000 This just happened in Britain.

01:17:02.000 A police officer has been arrested.

01:17:03.000 I haven't checked specifically what.

01:17:05.000 Came of it, but a police officer has been arrested for generating fabricated evidence with AI and using it in cases.

01:17:12.000 And now all of the cases he's been involved in are all being pulled up and scotched through.

01:17:17.000 Yeah, that's a there was a little brief article about it where the officer apparently has been placed on leave while it's been investigated.

01:17:23.000 Oh, yes, yeah, oh man, yeah.

01:17:26.000 So, like, so basically, that now that's the thing is that's the one that we know about, yeah.

01:17:31.000 So, how many other things a police officer, yeah, Derbyshire, how do you say that?

01:17:36.000 Derbyshire.

01:17:37.000 We'll get Derby.

01:17:38.000 Derby?

01:17:39.000 Yeah, I know.

01:17:40.000 Yeah, you know what, man? 0.73

01:17:40.000 I know it's an E. 0.73

01:17:41.000 I know it's an E, but pronounce it an A. English is just like one of the stupidest languages. 0.99

01:17:46.000 But it can be mastered through thorough thought, though. 0.99

01:17:50.000 Through what?

01:17:50.000 Through thorough thought, though.

01:17:54.000 English can be mastered through thorough thought?

01:17:54.000 What?

01:17:56.000 English is a very complicated language, but it can be mastered through thorough thought, though.

01:17:59.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:00.000 That's a joke sentence intended to exaggerate the through thorough thought, though. 1.00

01:18:06.000 I mean, you can see what Candace Owens has demonstrated masterful command of the English language.

01:18:11.000 See, here's the thing, though. 1.00

01:18:12.000 She says those because she's targeting low IQ people.

01:18:15.000 I'm not exaggerating.

01:18:17.000 Intentionally.

01:18:18.000 What's up?

01:18:18.000 You think it's an act?

01:18:19.000 She's not.

01:18:20.000 Absolutely.

01:18:21.000 I've met her in person. 1.00

01:18:22.000 I've praised her intelligence well before she started doing this insane routine.

01:18:26.000 But it's clear that she knows what she's doing.

01:18:28.000 You don't accidentally say debacle, get accused of saying debacle wrong, and then keep saying debacle.

01:18:34.000 It's a choice.

01:18:35.000 I didn't know that she was made aware that she was mispronouncing it.

01:18:39.000 Bro, I guarantee you she's seen all the videos mocking her mispronunciations.

01:18:43.000 What did you say?

01:18:43.000 Yeah.

01:18:44.000 Architecture.

01:18:45.000 Architecture.

01:18:46.000 Yeah.

01:18:47.000 It's almost endearing, like just constantly saying that's the point, though. 0.99

01:18:51.000 Yeah, she's going after low IQ Americans who believe the stupidest things and whatever she'll say. 1.00

01:18:57.000 Yeah, that's true. 1.00

01:18:59.000 Jesus, I once bummed into a fan, and uh, it was kind of crazy because it's years ago.

01:19:04.000 He's like, Hey, he's like, I'm a big fan, I watch the show every time, and then I was like, Oh, I appreciate it, man.

01:19:08.000 And then he started explaining to me how the earth was flat and like just went off on all this crazy stuff.

01:19:13.000 I was like, You watch my show?

01:19:15.000 I was like, I don't know, man.

01:19:17.000 I had a guy turn up at one of my shows who thought I was sending him secret messages.

01:19:21.000 Through my thumbnails.

01:19:23.000 Were you?

01:19:24.000 No, I wasn't.

01:19:26.000 And this was a hangar's right.

01:19:27.000 He came up to me and he was saying, I think you're working in cahoots with my ex girlfriend, like to try and destroy my life.

01:19:34.000 And as I'm talking, there were these two great big biker guys that had come to the show.

01:19:38.000 And as this guy's talking to me, I can see them try to box me in.

01:19:43.000 We're going to take you away from this guy because we think he might have something on him.

01:19:46.000 One of your stand up gigs?

01:19:47.000 What?

01:19:48.000 One of your stand up gigs?

01:19:49.000 Yeah, it was one of my stand up gigs.

01:19:50.000 And he's came to more since then.

01:19:52.000 He's not approached me.

01:19:53.000 Oh, but it's just that was a little bit.

01:19:55.000 He's keeping his eye on you.

01:19:57.000 He's like, don't forget about it. 0.99

01:19:59.000 I kind of want to track him down and see what he's doing so I can like make weird thumbnails and just fuck with him. 0.95

01:20:04.000 Like probe a little bit, see what crisis he has. 0.98

01:20:04.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:20:06.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:20:07.000 And just target him. 0.97

01:20:08.000 Is he going to be the feature in old Nad Lads? 0.99

01:20:11.000 I'll just find out what he was wearing that day. 1.00

01:20:12.000 That's what you can do in schizophrenics. 0.75

01:20:14.000 You can be like, no, there are people in your walls.

01:20:16.000 Break your wall right now.

01:20:16.000 Yeah.

01:20:18.000 Don't think about the spiders under your skin.

01:20:19.000 Oh, there's.

01:20:21.000 It's like we forget that anyone can upload on Instagram.

01:20:24.000 So like you'll go through Instagram Reels and every once in a while you will see like a Full blown schizophrenic person, and the comments are always people like they're under your skin right now.

01:20:31.000 Get your scalpel out.

01:20:33.000 We had a guy like that where he was a bit of my personal project, right?

01:20:37.000 I told the Discord about him, I shouldn't have.

01:20:39.000 His name is James Sharkey III, and he used to burst into Indian convenience stores and yell at them for selling devil weed that would control people.

01:20:48.000 He also claimed to be Jewish, and he literally started a company called I Love Being Jewish LLC. 0.94

01:20:53.000 He's a black guy.

01:20:56.000 How did he get that company name?

01:20:57.000 I have no idea, but that's been my LLC.

01:21:01.000 I introduced him.

01:21:02.000 I was like to the Discord here.

01:21:03.000 This is a guy I'm watching, and he made a video where he goes, They steal all their money and laugh at us.

01:21:08.000 I can't wait to hear them scream.

01:21:10.000 And then someone commented saying, James, they're coming. 0.94

01:21:13.000 Grab a gun.

01:21:13.000 And I was like, Don't post stuff like that under the schedule.

01:21:17.000 At least not.

01:21:17.000 Don't post.

01:21:18.000 Don't do that.

01:21:19.000 Let's not get on the news. 0.99

01:21:21.000 I don't want to speak too soon, but Bosnia is getting mollywopped. 1.00

01:21:26.000 I really need to see the US score another goal here for a bit of cushion. 1.00

01:21:30.000 But, you know, 1 0 is a fairly common score, right?

01:21:30.000 Right, right, right.

01:21:33.000 Fairly, yeah.

01:21:35.000 It's a grand scheme of things.

01:21:37.000 Offsides.

01:21:39.000 You are doing too well.

01:21:40.000 Stop doing so well.

01:21:41.000 Our team is not good enough to deal with it.

01:21:44.000 I just don't get soccer.

01:21:47.000 Well, yeah, it's boring.

01:21:48.000 Yeah.

01:21:49.000 People say baseball is boring because they're, you know.

01:21:51.000 No, baseball is awesome.

01:21:52.000 It's great.

01:21:53.000 Baseball is really fun to watch in person.

01:21:55.000 On TV, I can't do it, but in person, it's a lot of fun.

01:21:58.000 I used to think that it was kind of boring, but that is.

01:21:58.000 I used to not like it.

01:22:01.000 I still like what most sports always prefer just to play it.

01:22:01.000 Soccer's boring.

01:22:04.000 Yeah, likewise.

01:22:05.000 Yeah.

01:22:06.000 I think playing baseball is actually more boring than watching it.

01:22:10.000 Because you can't really, like, if you're out in the field, you can't see the pitcher.

01:22:13.000 That's the problem with, like, American sports, like, football and baseball, is once you, like, graduate high school, you'll probably never play it again because it requires so much equipment.

01:22:21.000 Yeah.

01:22:21.000 Like, you got to join, like, an adult league or something.

01:22:23.000 That's why you do disc golf.

01:22:25.000 Like, people don't got to buy expensive clubs.

01:22:25.000 Yeah.

01:22:27.000 Yeah.

01:22:27.000 You just got to buy a bunch of discs.

01:22:29.000 I mean, this is why basketball, like, you can still play it, you know, because as long as someone has a ball, you're good.

01:22:34.000 You ever play Ultimate Frisbee?

01:22:35.000 Yeah.

01:22:36.000 That's fun.

01:22:37.000 Mm hmm.

01:22:38.000 It's like football, but easy, you know what I mean?

01:22:39.000 I haven't played Ultimate Frisbee.

01:22:40.000 Well.

01:22:41.000 If you can throw a frisbee, it's fun.

01:22:43.000 Yeah.

01:22:44.000 You can't throw a frisbee, you're out of luck.

01:22:47.000 There's too many sweats, though.

01:22:48.000 Like the ultimate frisbee community, they get really serious about it.

01:22:53.000 You know, a lot of people in America, I had heard, I read somewhere that rugby is more popular with adults than American football to play because it's just so much easier.

01:22:53.000 Yeah.

01:23:01.000 It's not that equipment.

01:23:02.000 I don't even know what rugby is.

01:23:04.000 It's just like they just run around.

01:23:05.000 It's just football. 1.00

01:23:06.000 It's like American football, except not for pissies. 1.00

01:23:08.000 No, but it's like soccer, both your hands, right? 1.00

01:23:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:23:11.000 No, no, no.

01:23:12.000 I'd say it's pretty similar.

01:23:13.000 It plays a lot like American football.

01:23:14.000 Football, but it's like downs and stuff.

01:23:16.000 And no, it's sort of like I used to play rugby years ago, but it's like a no shoulder pads or helmets.

01:23:23.000 Is it constant action or is it like there's no stops in play?

01:23:26.000 Right, it's like more soccer.

01:23:28.000 There is kind of stops, but not nowhere near as much as American football.

01:23:31.000 So, what's up with cricket?

01:23:32.000 That should be illegal.

01:23:33.000 I don't know.

01:23:33.000 You should go.

01:23:34.000 That's confusing, but it's like wickets and all these different things.

01:23:36.000 It's just your moon runes.

01:23:37.000 Like, I'm sorry, if I need to take a university course to understand your sport, I'm not watching it.

01:23:41.000 Yeah, I know.

01:23:42.000 You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

01:23:44.000 Who?

01:23:45.000 Us?

01:23:45.000 The British.

01:23:47.000 Oh. 0.65

01:23:47.000 Yeah, they generally are, right? 0.65

01:23:49.000 They'll be the first to tell you, yeah.

01:23:51.000 I'm not British. 1.00

01:23:53.000 No, you're not at all. 0.78

01:23:54.000 Well, United Kingdomians.

01:23:56.000 United Kingdomians.

01:23:58.000 What's the demonym for people from the UK?

01:23:58.000 Yeah.

01:24:00.000 British.

01:24:02.000 But you're from Great Britain. 1.00

01:24:03.000 You're not English. 0.99

01:24:04.000 No, I'm not English.

01:24:05.000 I'm Scottish.

01:24:06.000 Right, exactly.

01:24:07.000 But it's the British Isles, so.

01:24:08.000 I'm not falling for this rage bait.

01:24:10.000 People do it. 0.68

01:24:17.000 People do it.

01:24:18.000 Michael McCarthy is like, you know, my whole life, I was told that I was part Irish.

01:24:23.000 And then my mom did a 23 in me or whatever.

01:24:26.000 And when it comes back, it shows you like the regions of the planet where like your DNA comes from.

01:24:31.000 And of course, there's like Southeast Asia and there's, you know, Korea.

01:24:34.000 And then she's also like, oh, look at this, like a little bit of Japanese in there.

01:24:37.000 Which, if anybody understands the history of those regions, knows what it means that a Korean person's probably. 0.81

01:24:41.000 Yeah, what are your ancestors that didn't run fast enough? 0.99

01:24:43.000 Yeah.

01:24:45.000 But the.

01:24:46.000 Hey, they got some direction from Grok. 0.99

01:24:48.000 Yeah, I mean, I mean, whole fucking. 0.99

01:24:50.000 Grok. 1.00

01:24:52.000 And then I was telling this to Michael Malice, and I mentioned that I was 5% Japanese.

01:25:06.000 And he goes, Oh, so it happened twice.

01:25:08.000 Oh.

01:25:08.000 Anyway, anyway, anyway.

01:25:11.000 So the map shows a circle over London.

01:25:15.000 And she was like, And look, Irish.

01:25:16.000 And I was like, Mom, that's Great Britain.

01:25:18.000 And she was like, Yeah, same thing.

01:25:20.000 Don't tell them that.

01:25:23.000 If you do, make sure you check your car.

01:25:25.000 My girlfriend.

01:25:28.000 No, no. 0.99

01:25:28.000 Full Jewish? 0.99

01:25:29.000 I wish I could say this. 0.71

01:25:32.000 Actually, he's fully Jewish. 1.00

01:25:34.000 The armicle is underneath. 1.00

01:25:38.000 It's a low profile. 0.99

01:25:40.000 My girlfriend's mom is English from England, and she was giving me crap about dumping on soccer. 0.99

01:25:46.000 I was like, Me and Marcus are going to start talking crap about the English pretty soon. 1.00

01:25:50.000 That's good. 0.95

01:25:50.000 I can do that. 0.95

01:25:50.000 That's great. 0.95

01:25:53.000 Well, but I watched Braveheart recently, and I learned that the Scottish welcomed the.

01:25:59.000 They all stood in line and sang songs as the British came, and they said, Please, we need your leadership to guide us, heathens.

01:26:05.000 That never happened.

01:26:06.000 Never once happened. 1.00

01:26:08.000 Even when the Roman Empire got to our borders, they built a wall and said, Fuck that. 1.00

01:26:12.000 There's a song about it, right? 1.00

01:26:13.000 Cap in Hand.

01:26:15.000 Cap in Hand by the Proclaimers.

01:26:15.000 What's that?

01:26:18.000 You never heard it?

01:26:19.000 No, the song. 0.99

01:26:20.000 The chorus, they say, I can't understand why we let someone else rule our land. 0.98

01:26:23.000 Oh.

01:26:24.000 The song is like basically he's saying he's really good at discerning things.

01:26:27.000 He says, I can tell the difference between margarine and butter, but I can't understand why we let someone else rule our land. 0.65

01:26:32.000 Well, the Irish say that, and then they're like, They're Scottish. 0.85

01:26:34.000 Okay.

01:26:35.000 But like, same with the Scottish, they like have these, you know, grandiose, you know, chess beating against the English. 1.00

01:26:41.000 And then as soon as like a bunch of brown people show up to Role, they're like, Oh, welcome. 1.00

01:26:44.000 I love England. 1.00

01:26:46.000 To be fair, the Scottish have had referendums about leaving, and they're just like, Nah, we're going to stay.

01:26:50.000 Yeah, 2014, that was an interesting time where workplaces banned people from bringing it up because they were causing fights at work.

01:26:57.000 People got physical over it.

01:26:59.000 On that night, Glasgow turned into a war zone. 1.00

01:27:02.000 It was a great night. 1.00

01:27:04.000 Fuck off. 1.00

01:27:04.000 It was a great night, but nah, referendums are a sensitive subject to bring up. 1.00

01:27:11.000 Just because it fails?

01:27:12.000 It's because it failed mostly, but it's also a case of.

01:27:16.000 This is the thing that bothers me the SNP want us to become an independent country because they want us to rejoin the EU.

01:27:23.000 So, basically, all their arguments are like we shouldn't have this whole other place deciding our laws and deciding our taxes, deciding our regulations.

01:27:31.000 A different world. 1.00

01:27:31.000 We should let this other foreign country do it. 1.00

01:27:33.000 You're not nationalists.

01:27:34.000 You're not like Scottish independence, except we want a foreign power to rule us, so not independence.

01:27:39.000 They literally just think the English are too right wing.

01:27:41.000 The SNP and Scottish nationalists are complete LARPers.

01:27:45.000 They are not about independence whatsoever.

01:27:47.000 Yeah, I remember asking like a big SP guy, and he's like, Yeah, the English are too right wing.

01:27:51.000 I don't want to be associated with that.

01:27:53.000 The English are too right wing. 1.00

01:27:54.000 Wait until you hear about the Muslims are bringing over. 1.00

01:27:56.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:27:58.000 That's what I don't understand because that's what I was talking about with Michael.

01:28:00.000 It's like one of the reasons I really wanted to talk to him as an Irishman how do you go from having Irish nationalists bombing people not even 30 years ago?

01:28:10.000 Some of these people are still alive who fought with the IRA and the Troubles.

01:28:14.000 And now they're just like, This political party is like, everyone is Irish.

01:28:18.000 We don't want any foreign investment. 0.94

01:28:19.000 Foreign invaders to our country ruling over us, and then anyway, open the floodgates, let everybody in. 0.96

01:28:24.000 I've already made that joke where it's like, see if the IRA do take over and they expel all the Protestants. 0.99

01:28:29.000 The Protestants just have to wait until they open the borders and then they come back. 0.56

01:28:34.000 Yeah, well, like, and then there's nothing they can do about it. 1.00

01:28:35.000 Just watch them crossing the channel and they're going, wait a minute, those aren't life jackets.

01:28:39.000 But as they come over, the invasion will be the other way.

01:28:43.000 And then you can't do a thing about it. 0.99

01:28:44.000 This is what you're talking about, it's just another culture.

01:28:47.000 You know what?

01:28:47.000 The life jackets will be orange too.

01:28:48.000 So, yeah, the problem is. 0.99

01:28:51.000 Y'all, like, where's the colonial spirit from the white European? 0.70

01:28:55.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:28:56.000 If they're all coming here, go there.

01:28:57.000 It's about every hundred years we kick off and take over half the planet.

01:29:02.000 It's called the Great White Rage. 0.97

01:29:04.000 Let's send 200,000 Irishmen down to, I don't know, Senegal or something.

01:29:10.000 Just Congress. 0.93

01:29:11.000 Good.

01:29:11.000 I like the idea.

01:29:12.000 Well, this is the problem with Irish republicanism it's inherently left wing because it wasn't like there was no right wing element to it.

01:29:19.000 It was anti colonial in nature.

01:29:21.000 And anti colonialism will always be left wing because you're rejecting hierarchy.

01:29:25.000 You're saying, like, These people shouldn't rule over us, not because they've dominated us, but because we just don't like the fact that we're not equal with them.

01:29:32.000 So, it's like an inherently flattening of a hierarchy, which is why, like, you'll typically see like Irish Republicans, even back then, would side with like other colonial or colonized peoples around the world. 0.56

01:29:43.000 So, it was like inherently, so everyone's like scratching their heads.

01:29:46.000 We're like, why are the IRA, like, why are they all going to bat for like immigration now?

01:29:49.000 It's like, because it was always baked in, it was always anti colonial.

01:29:53.000 And like, anti colonialism was always going to be left wing, to your point.

01:29:55.000 I mean, like, if there was like a brave heart SMP, like really just SMP, but good on migration, that's an entirely different paradigm, but it's kind of baked in.

01:30:03.000 They don't view England.

01:30:04.000 As, like, separate from us, and we should have our own country.

01:30:06.000 They view England as, like, an oppressor, and that's, like, fundamentally.

01:30:08.000 I mean, there was a point hundreds of years ago when, yeah, okay, that was the case.

01:30:12.000 Sure, but.

01:30:13.000 Yeah, but the thing is, it's the same as, like, the slavery thing.

01:30:15.000 Everyone's like, oh, the English did this to us and they did that to us.

01:30:18.000 Hundreds of years ago, everyone involved is dead. 0.98

01:30:20.000 Yeah, I know.

01:30:21.000 Some of them are alive today.

01:30:23.000 Like, maybe they just ate tons of adrenochrome and managed to live 400 years.

01:30:27.000 Like, okay, then let's send them to prison.

01:30:29.000 But everyone involved is dead. 1.00

01:30:30.000 Stop being a fucking baby about it. 1.00

01:30:32.000 Yeah, you see, like, the kneecap guys, and they're like, every song is like the Royals, and I'm like, They're like figureheads now. 1.00

01:30:38.000 You're like chess players.

01:30:38.000 They literally do nothing except beepidos.

01:30:41.000 Yeah, look.

01:30:42.000 Yeah.

01:30:42.000 They don't do anything.

01:30:44.000 It's the same thing in the US where, like, you'll have these, like, left wing musicians get up and they, like, signal, like, oh, this is anti Christian.

01:30:50.000 This is so edgy.

01:30:51.000 Like, we've been upside down crossed.

01:30:52.000 Are you going to be mad, evangelicals?

01:30:54.000 And it's like, they haven't been a viable political force in, like, 40 years.

01:30:56.000 You're literally just, like, shadow boxing against a group that hasn't been in power for a very long time.

01:31:01.000 It's LARPing.

01:31:02.000 And Ian does that a lot earlier.

01:31:05.000 He gets worked up about the King of England.

01:31:06.000 Yeah, I'm like, dude.

01:31:07.000 And it's like, why are you?

01:31:08.000 Worked up about the king of England.

01:31:09.000 King's barely hanging on right now.

01:31:10.000 King can do this.

01:31:11.000 I don't believe it.

01:31:12.000 Yeah, he's a good counsel.

01:31:13.000 Well, I mean, and the whole institution is like on the ropes.

01:31:15.000 I don't believe that.

01:31:17.000 What?

01:31:18.000 I don't believe it.

01:31:19.000 Believe.

01:31:20.000 Yeah, I think it's the perfect thing, it's exactly what a king would do to absolve himself of the responsibility of his nation.

01:31:27.000 Pretend like he just, he's so powerless, he can't do anything.

01:31:30.000 No, that's like, well, they're the ones that volunteered, like they gave away their rights.

01:31:33.000 I mean, this goes all the way back to like.

01:31:35.000 No, but my point is, I think this is the intended condition by, The royal family wants this to be the case.

01:31:39.000 Yes.

01:31:40.000 That's why all the Commonwealth nations are dealing with the same thing.

01:31:42.000 And then he just goes, oh, poor me, I have no power, I can't do anything.

01:31:42.000 Yeah.

01:31:45.000 Yeah, they would love nothing more than to, like, not.

01:31:47.000 Well, he can dissolve Parliament.

01:31:49.000 Of course.

01:31:50.000 I think the king can do more than that.

01:31:51.000 I think, like, well, you still need royal assent to bills.

01:31:55.000 So if a bill is passed in Parliament, the king has to sign off.

01:31:57.000 Granted, a monarch hasn't vetoed a bill since, like, the 1820s.

01:32:02.000 But in theory, like, they could start actually using political power.

01:32:04.000 That's my argument that this is the intended condition.

01:32:07.000 I agree.

01:32:07.000 Like, Parliament serves the king and pretends they don't.

01:32:10.000 He would love nothing more than just be like the cool, chill guy that everyone loves.

01:32:14.000 But if he actually started acting as a political figure, half the country would hate you.

01:32:18.000 But the point is, I believe he is acting politically.

01:32:20.000 I believe we are seeing his intentions.

01:32:22.000 They make sure the people believe he has no intentions.

01:32:26.000 So it looks like he's not the one doing any of this in his parliament, but it's actually all his will.

01:32:30.000 And again, that's why the Commonwealth countries, where he's the king of every one of these countries, they're all having the exact same issues because he's in charge.

01:32:37.000 Well, he has to signal to the left.

01:32:39.000 He has to pander to the left because those are the ones that would depose him.

01:32:43.000 The right wing is going, generally speaking, is going to be behind the monarchy no matter what.

01:32:47.000 So the actual threat to him is from the left.

01:32:50.000 So he has to sort of posture and keep them happy.

01:32:53.000 I mean, this is why you saw recently, you know, the king is the head of the Church of England, but he came out recently and said, like, actually, I'm the defender of all faiths and I'm the, yeah, I'm like a spiritual guy.

01:33:04.000 So like, he has to cuck to the left because that's what are the people that would get rid of the monarchy. 0.65

01:33:08.000 It's the most cuck thing I've seen a king ever do.

01:33:12.000 If you're doing that, you're not strong enough to lead to.

01:33:12.000 Yeah.

01:33:12.000 Oh no.

01:33:15.000 Now, America just got sent off.

01:33:17.000 You're not going to see anyone, you're not going to see the king or any of the princes in Saudi Arabia doing that.

01:33:22.000 Okay, we might be in trouble.

01:33:23.000 No, if anybody speaks up against them, they just annihilate them.

01:33:25.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:26.000 We got it happening here.

01:33:27.000 We might be in trouble.

01:33:28.000 Balagan just got sent off.

01:33:29.000 Is there actual loyalty? 0.98

01:33:30.000 Literally.

01:33:31.000 Wait, really?

01:33:32.000 Yeah, look.

01:33:32.000 We have a bar stool, pardon my take, saying, build the statue of the flight attendant that wouldn't let Belogan's mom on the flight.

01:33:40.000 We might be in trouble, guys.

01:33:41.000 We're down a man now.

01:33:42.000 We got to play with 10 men.

01:33:43.000 Down to 10 players.

01:33:45.000 How many players are there supposed to be?

01:33:45.000 Oh, dear.

01:33:46.000 11.

01:33:47.000 Yeah, well, Balogan just got sent off.

01:33:47.000 11.

01:33:49.000 They're rigging the game.

01:33:51.000 Well, we're just going to have the defender for our lives now.

01:33:51.000 It's rigged.

01:33:54.000 Well, what is it, like 25 minutes left?

01:33:58.000 Yes.

01:33:59.000 64 minutes.

01:34:01.000 No, that's time is going up.

01:34:03.000 You're right.

01:34:03.000 Oh, okay.

01:34:04.000 My bad.

01:34:05.000 I didn't, I don't know anything about soccer.

01:34:07.000 I just looked up and saw the numbers.

01:34:08.000 This is not a good situation.

01:34:09.000 Still, I have a one.

01:34:10.000 Yeah, we're watching soccer.

01:34:11.000 Why is he being sent off?

01:34:12.000 It was a pretty aggressive tackle.

01:34:14.000 Oh.

01:34:15.000 Tackle.

01:34:16.000 I mean, I was, I think I was like, yeah, a little calved.

01:34:18.000 Yeah, it's a bit harsh.

01:34:21.000 I don't know.

01:34:22.000 I don't think yellow card's been relevant for since like the 2000s.

01:34:25.000 They had some great hits, though.

01:34:26.000 Yeah, it's some good ones.

01:34:27.000 You know, what is it?

01:34:28.000 Light and Sound?

01:34:29.000 Is that one?

01:34:30.000 And Ocean Avenue?

01:34:31.000 Oh, that's a good one, yeah.

01:34:32.000 And they had a fiddle player.

01:34:33.000 Fiddle player.

01:34:34.000 You did know that.

01:34:35.000 Yeah.

01:34:36.000 Punk rock fiddle.

01:34:37.000 Can't go wrong.

01:34:38.000 Apparently, you get two good, big songs out of it, though.

01:34:42.000 That's it.

01:34:43.000 I guess with Balogun being out, we've lost all energy to actually talk about anything.

01:34:47.000 Well, I mean, I don't know about talk about anything, but I mean, I never had any energy to talk about soccer if that's worth anything.

01:34:52.000 So the left isn't having kids.

01:34:53.000 That's a big story.

01:34:54.000 How about we talk about that as we talk about soccer?

01:34:57.000 This was published today.

01:34:57.000 The left.

01:34:58.000 Left leaning Americans are driving the U.S. birth decline, new study finds. 0.99

01:35:01.000 And liberals are all panicking about it because they're starting to realize, like, oh, crap. 0.99

01:35:05.000 The future is going to be conservative Christian because they have babies like nobody's business, but liberals don't have babies. 0.99

01:35:11.000 Actually, you were talking about that like a year ago. 0.94

01:35:14.000 Your parents.

01:35:14.000 Yep.

01:35:15.000 I think it's great, I think it's wonderful.

01:35:16.000 It's why they're trying to get into schools.

01:35:18.000 You know, Tolkien tried to warn us about this.

01:35:20.000 If they can't create, they'll corrupt what you have.

01:35:22.000 Exactly.

01:35:23.000 Yeah.

01:35:24.000 But it's like, I like that they're not breeding because it's just, I think it's just a symbol of how selfish they are.

01:35:29.000 They can't think of anything, like having anything in their life that they can devote to that's higher than themselves.

01:35:34.000 They're all getting a boo.

01:35:36.000 Portnoy, and I agree, Portnoy says horrible call.

01:35:38.000 The FIFA fix is in.

01:35:40.000 They hate us because they ain't us.

01:35:43.000 Was it?

01:35:44.000 What was the fact?

01:35:44.000 It said apparently a third of Gen Z isn't here.

01:35:50.000 Yeah.

01:35:50.000 A third of Gen Z has been aborted.

01:35:53.000 Wow.

01:35:53.000 How many of Gen Alpha has been aborted?

01:35:55.000 Probably a lot.

01:35:56.000 You know, and another thing is like we people talk about how much of a victory Roe versus Wade is, but there hasn't been a significant decline in the number of abortions.

01:36:04.000 I think like in the macro, yeah.

01:36:06.000 Yeah.

01:36:07.000 That's the point I was going to make is yeah. 0.96

01:36:09.000 It's just increased abortions in blue states and decreased it.

01:36:12.000 Yeah.

01:36:12.000 It's like on the whole is leveled up.

01:36:14.000 I mean, New York City infamously has more black children aborted than born every year. 0.98

01:36:18.000 Jesus. 0.99

01:36:19.000 So insane. 1.00

01:36:20.000 That's the main, like the black population would be growing like quite rapidly, but they abort like half of their kids. 1.00

01:36:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:36:26.000 So they're declining as a share of the population. 1.00

01:36:28.000 They're already now the third largest group in the United States behind Hispanics. 0.99

01:36:32.000 Mm hmm. 0.99

01:36:32.000 Really? 0.99

01:36:33.000 Yeah.

01:36:33.000 Well, is that because?

01:36:34.000 Hispanics make about 20%, blacks make about 13%.

01:36:36.000 Is that because of immigration or? 1.00

01:36:38.000 Well, it's immigration from Hispanics, but also just blacks like killing other kids. 1.00

01:36:42.000 A lot of abortion. 1.00

01:36:43.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:36:44.000 So, I mean, the whole Roe versus Wade, like, I understand that the, you know, Christian conservatives were like, hey, this is a good thing, but it hasn't actually produced the result that they were hoping for, which is fewer abortions.

01:36:55.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:36:56.000 I mean, it's, well, there's nothing you can do about blues. 0.98

01:36:58.000 I mean, unless they want to pass a nationwide abortion ban, but that would be like the most unpopular policy in a very long time. 0.80

01:37:05.000 I mean, it's like, I, Roe v. Wade, and I'm very pro life, but like, Roe v. Wade, like, hammered us in that midterm election afterwards.

01:37:12.000 Like, Democrats, that's like free campaigning going on.

01:37:15.000 Because, like, the reality, Unfortunately, that the Americans like support some level of abortion access.

01:37:19.000 Yeah.

01:37:20.000 To my dismay, I mean, I wish it was banned, but.

01:37:22.000 Just try and go cook, I guess.

01:37:24.000 Just quickly, I guess.

01:37:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:37:25.000 Yeah.

01:37:27.000 You just gotta let everyone know what you're doing.

01:37:27.000 So.

01:37:29.000 Oh, yeah.

01:37:30.000 I'm going outside for a cigarette.

01:37:32.000 Is that what you guys call cigarettes? 0.54

01:37:39.000 I'm asking Grok what percent of Gen Alpha was aborted.

01:37:46.000 I think this is the first time a guest has ever gotten to be like, I'm going to smoke a cigarette in the middle of the show.

01:37:53.000 What are those things called where you get a toilet paper roll and a fabric softener and you blow the smoke into it?

01:37:58.000 I didn't know they had a name either.

01:37:59.000 I always thought it was just like a roll of toilet paper with.

01:38:02.000 You take a rubber band, you take a toilet paper roll, you put like three layers of fabric softener over it, and you rubber band it down.

01:38:09.000 Oh, there you go.

01:38:10.000 And then you blow the smoke into it, and it soaks it all up or whatever, and the kids would do it.

01:38:15.000 It has a name.

01:38:15.000 I don't know.

01:38:17.000 I don't know.

01:38:18.000 20% of Gen Alpha has been aborted.

01:38:21.000 That's pretty awful.

01:38:23.000 Based on how many live Gen Alpha births and how many abortions there were, wow. 0.64

01:38:32.000 It's just so crazy. 0.92

01:38:33.000 20% of an entire generation.

01:38:36.000 And how many of Gen Z was it?

01:38:38.000 Well, he was saying a third, but I don't know that.

01:38:38.000 25%?

01:38:42.000 I think the number would be greater among the younger generations because Gen Z are the children largely of Gen Xers. 0.72

01:38:51.000 Yeah.

01:38:52.000 And Gen Alpha, like if it's 20% and they're not having. 0.75

01:38:57.000 Yeah, they're a smaller generation and they're having less sex. 0.89

01:38:57.000 And they're smaller. 0.89

01:39:01.000 Well, Tim, you said something about the end of the 18 year old the other day.

01:39:04.000 And that was kind of.

01:39:05.000 Well, there's an article as opposed to it.

01:39:07.000 Yeah, there's no 18 year olds anymore.

01:39:09.000 Where'd they go?

01:39:10.000 They don't exist.

01:39:11.000 They weren't born.

01:39:12.000 There's like, we've reached peak 18 year old universities are going out of business.

01:39:15.000 Oh, yeah.

01:39:15.000 Who's going to be there?

01:39:16.000 Businesses can't find any staff anymore because it used to be that entry level positions, lower skilled labor would go to teenagers who would then learn skills, go to school, or do something like that.

01:39:25.000 None.

01:39:25.000 There aren't any.

01:39:27.000 So, you know what's interesting is we've talked about Japan a bit, but their strategy is to try and recruit as many white Americans as possible. 0.51

01:39:34.000 Yeah. 0.80

01:39:35.000 They were like, hey, we're going to bring in a bunch of Indians and Africans for labor. 1.00

01:39:38.000 And then bad stuff happened. 1.00

01:39:39.000 The project is like, let's bring in a bunch of American weebs. 1.00

01:39:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:43.000 And they're only apparently like, apparently you can buy property in various places. 0.69

01:39:49.000 But apparently in Niagara, it's very easy for foreigners.

01:39:49.000 It's very difficult.

01:39:52.000 It's like the equivalent of a state.

01:39:55.000 It's got a million people in it and it's rapidly shrinking. 1.00

01:39:58.000 Are they like it depending on which foreigners? 0.99

01:40:00.000 I think it's largely just like they're running ads to attract Americans. 0.99

01:40:04.000 Yeah.

01:40:05.000 Well, I mean, I hear problems. 0.99

01:40:08.000 I hear that there are problems when, you know, whether it be Indians or Pakistanis. 1.00

01:40:13.000 Nothing's going to reverse this. 1.00

01:40:14.000 Well, I mean, Japan depended for a while on migration from Brazil because there's a huge Japanese population in Brazil that went there like 200 years ago.

01:40:22.000 And so you kind of have this weird situation in Japan. 1.00

01:40:25.000 If you drive in the countryside, you'll see it it'll be shops in Portuguese and everything, but the people are like literally look like Japanese people in the face. 0.98

01:40:32.000 And they're speaking, wow, they speak Portuguese and they complain that they can't. 1.00

01:40:35.000 Could you imagine like being a Japanese person in Tokyo?

01:40:38.000 You're like 60 and you're like very traditional. 0.99

01:40:40.000 And then you like drive up to Niigata, there's a bunch of morbidly obese dudes in fedoras with. 1.00

01:40:45.000 Katanas walking around. 0.99

01:40:46.000 You're just like, what is it? 1.00

01:40:48.000 You can't carry those around.

01:40:49.000 What are you doing?

01:40:49.000 So far.

01:40:50.000 We're all looking for their waifus. 0.96

01:40:52.000 Milady.

01:40:53.000 How do you say milady in Japanese?

01:40:55.000 They can't find their waifus anywhere.

01:40:57.000 They're all gone.

01:40:58.000 They can't find their waifus.

01:40:59.000 They got body pillows.

01:41:00.000 I saw an infographic that showed that, as much as the population decline in the West is really, really bad, there's population decline basically all over the world, too. 0.89

01:41:10.000 Oh, India went to sub replacement. 0.68

01:41:12.000 Yeah. 0.77

01:41:12.000 So, I mean, like, Africa is the only reliable source of, like, Births now, and even there, like Mali went from like eight to four over the last 10 years, and the Middle East is also going so as well. 0.77

01:41:21.000 Yeah, it says, uh, is burdened by they have third world migration that keeps it afloat. 0.70

01:41:25.000 But yeah, among native Arabs in the Gulf states, for example, it's like they're getting cooked as well. 0.81

01:41:31.000 It says the standard Japanese equivalent for milady or my lady, a formal, chivalrous, or slightly old fashioned themed mimi sense, is ojo sama.

01:41:42.000 Konnichiwa ojo sama.

01:41:44.000 Ojo sama.

01:41:45.000 Long O sounds.

01:41:47.000 Konnichiwa ojo sama.

01:41:47.000 There you go.

01:41:50.000 They would just say milady.

01:41:52.000 And they would talk like this. 0.53

01:41:53.000 No, if they're a weeb, no, they would. 1.00

01:41:55.000 You know what would be just like the most amazing thing is like there's like some young Japanese guys and they go to Niigata as a bunch of like morbidly obese dudes in fedores with katanas, but they're super to get the sword. 1.00

01:42:05.000 They're just like, they're masters. 0.97

01:42:07.000 Because they studied the blade, you know?

01:42:08.000 Exactly.

01:42:09.000 That's what I'm talking about.

01:42:10.000 While you were at the gym.

01:42:12.000 And he's like master.

01:42:13.000 No, he's in Russia.

01:42:14.000 Wasn't Stevenson at all like.

01:42:16.000 I heard a story that there was a movie director who made a bet he could make anybody famous.

01:42:20.000 Oh, really?

01:42:20.000 And Stevenson.

01:42:21.000 That's like the urban legend.

01:42:22.000 Yeah.

01:42:22.000 And then, like, some other guy was like, You cannot.

01:42:23.000 He's like, Watch, I'll do it.

01:42:24.000 And he's like, Took Steven Seagal and was like, We're going to make you a movie star.

01:42:27.000 There you go.

01:42:28.000 Let's put him in movies.

01:42:29.000 I don't think that's true, though, because who's going to waste millions of dollars on a movie just to prove a point like that?

01:42:33.000 You could do that in the 80s.

01:42:34.000 But Steven Seagal is very heavy now, and he spends time in Russia all the time.

01:42:38.000 I've got a friend that is involved with the gun industry and stuff like that, and he's friends with Steven Seagal, and he can't talk to him too frequently because the government will start looking at him.

01:42:49.000 Oh, God.

01:42:50.000 I was like, Why are you calling Russia all the time?

01:42:52.000 Why did he voluntarily become a dissident?

01:42:54.000 What did he?

01:42:55.000 I don't know.

01:42:56.000 Well, I mean, maybe it could be just because, like, in Russia, he was extremely famous.

01:43:01.000 He didn't become like the meme in Russia that he did here in the U.S., so he's treated like a superstar over there.

01:43:06.000 I mean, David Hasloff's big in Germany, but I mean.

01:43:09.000 I mean, I think David Hasloff passed away, didn't he?

01:43:11.000 Did he?

01:43:12.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure he did.

01:43:13.000 Well, he was big in Germany.

01:43:14.000 He was.

01:43:16.000 Sang on that wall.

01:43:17.000 My dad, he went to the NBA Finals, the Heat versus the Dallas Mavericks, and the Mavericks star player was Dirk Nowinsky.

01:43:22.000 He was German, and they said every time, and this was in Miami, and he said every time Dirk Nowinsky sat there, The free throw line, the entire crowd was chant, David has to.

01:43:31.000 I mean, the mind games there.

01:43:33.000 It's a great way to distract him.

01:43:34.000 Yeah.

01:43:35.000 You know, just bait on the differences all day.

01:43:37.000 We're down to 10 players and we're still winning.

01:43:40.000 Yeah.

01:43:40.000 Well, I mean, it looks like we're trying to stitch together an attack here, which could be interesting.

01:43:45.000 Wait, he's kicking the ball.

01:43:46.000 He's kicked the ball.

01:43:48.000 He's kicked.

01:43:49.000 Another guy is kicking the ball.

01:43:50.000 Another guy has just kicked the ball.

01:43:52.000 Don't they have hands?

01:43:53.000 And the ball has been kicked.

01:43:55.000 And oh, no.

01:43:56.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:43:57.000 He's going to kick the ball.

01:43:58.000 He's.

01:43:59.000 He's kicked out of bounds.

01:43:59.000 Oh, no.

01:44:00.000 Terrible.

01:44:01.000 Terrible.

01:44:01.000 They're all rattled.

01:44:02.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:44:03.000 Well, Balogun's our strike.

01:44:04.000 We're playing without a striker now, who would be the guy you're trying to feed the ball to to score.

01:44:08.000 So, the striker is the guy that scores.

01:44:10.000 So, if he loses us the game, can other people score?

01:44:13.000 And also, so there's a red card.

01:44:14.000 So, even if we win this game, Balogun's out for the next game.

01:44:17.000 Yeah.

01:44:17.000 Oh, really?

01:44:17.000 It was a red card.

01:44:18.000 It was a red card.

01:44:19.000 If you get a red card, you're suspended for the following game.

01:44:19.000 Yeah.

01:44:21.000 So they play.

01:44:22.000 They're cheating, dude.

01:44:22.000 Wow.

01:44:23.000 So, we're going to play Ricardo Pepe, our backup striker.

01:44:26.000 Is he any good?

01:44:27.000 They can't bring him in right now.

01:44:28.000 Like, you lose a play, you can't bring somebody else in.

01:44:30.000 Yeah, you're down to 10 players for the rest of the game.

01:44:32.000 Man.

01:44:33.000 Yo, they're cheating.

01:44:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:44:34.000 The Bosnians have paid off. 1.00

01:44:38.000 What's the currency in Bosnia? 1.00

01:44:40.000 Some BS, probably.

01:44:41.000 What is it? 1.00

01:44:42.000 Oh, it's a Bosbuck. 1.00

01:44:45.000 A Bosbuck. 1.00

01:44:45.000 Let's see. 1.00

01:44:46.000 I'll tell you, it was.

01:44:48.000 Well, they have two.

01:44:49.000 One's the Bosbuck and one's the Hertzbuck. 0.56

01:44:51.000 They can't agree. 0.99

01:44:51.000 So they just use them both. 0.99

01:44:53.000 It's a mark.

01:44:55.000 I'm going to look at what the odds are right now for USA.

01:44:58.000 I bet they're good.

01:44:58.000 I bet they're really good.

01:45:00.000 I don't know.

01:45:00.000 I mean, a red card really neuters you.

01:45:03.000 Look, we're really defensive right now.

01:45:06.000 So we're just going to sit back and defend for our lives.

01:45:08.000 The problem is, our defense is shaky.

01:45:10.000 We've thus far depended on having a fiery attack so we don't have to worry about defense.

01:45:15.000 Oh, yeah, dude.

01:45:16.000 Oh, bro.

01:45:17.000 You're getting plus 1,700 on Bosnia right now.

01:45:19.000 Ooh. 0.77

01:45:20.000 Yeah, because they got to score two.

01:45:22.000 That ain't going to happen.

01:45:23.000 Tie is actually only plus 285.

01:45:26.000 Yeah, USA is minus 305.

01:45:28.000 Yeah, the way it works in the betting is if it goes into penalties, if you bet on a tie, then you get paid, which is crazy to me.

01:45:36.000 Interesting that there are ties.

01:45:38.000 There's no ties.

01:45:39.000 Although, you know, I'm talking smack, but like football can have a tie now as well.

01:45:43.000 Yeah, it seems like every season now, the team bets.

01:45:45.000 Yeah, it seems like every season now, the team bets.

01:45:47.000 Which is just, it's like, it's so annoying.

01:45:49.000 It's the most woke.

01:45:50.000 It's the most wokeest thing I've ever seen. 1.00

01:45:51.000 It's the dumbest thing. 0.99

01:45:52.000 And the new kickoffs that the NFL announced. 1.00

01:45:55.000 You can gamble on table tennis?

01:45:56.000 So woke.

01:45:57.000 You can gamble on anything.

01:45:58.000 Oh, before I was watching a professional pickleball on TV earlier.

01:46:02.000 Oh, my God.

01:46:03.000 Yeah.

01:46:03.000 We're swirling the drain.

01:46:06.000 I mean, I don't think anything says the West is super cool.

01:46:07.000 It's going to be 100. 0.96

01:46:08.000 Corn holing as well. 0.54

01:46:08.000 It's going to be a hundred. 0.54

01:46:10.000 No, but cornhole is cool.

01:46:11.000 Have you seen cornhole mini golf?

01:46:13.000 No.

01:46:13.000 That's so cool.

01:46:14.000 It'll be pretty fun.

01:46:15.000 Yeah, no, it's like a big course, and there's cornhole holes, but you have to stand on a platform.

01:46:22.000 And then there's a bunch of crazy obstacles, like a windmill.

01:46:24.000 These are not buttholes, dang.

01:46:26.000 And you throw the bag to try to get in.

01:46:28.000 The way you were looking at it.

01:46:30.000 I've held the other tail, man.

01:46:31.000 I was just trying not to get in.

01:46:32.000 Oh, we're down to nine players now.

01:46:34.000 So he's our star player, the one on the ground, Christian Pulisic.

01:46:38.000 He plays for AC.

01:46:39.000 So what's going to happen? 0.99

01:46:39.000 Someone's going to kick him in the balls or something? 0.99

01:46:41.000 People have speculated that Pulisic is quite conservative, too. 0.99

01:46:45.000 You know what's really hard about this for me to watch?

01:46:48.000 I skateboard.

01:46:49.000 So I'm like bouncing on the ground and rolling and flipping over and crashing and whacking my shins.

01:46:52.000 He's got to get a couple.

01:46:53.000 You just get up.

01:46:53.000 You just go.

01:46:54.000 You're on grass.

01:46:55.000 Well, in this instance, you're going to see American players going down a lot because they're trying to waste time.

01:46:59.000 Right.

01:47:00.000 Or they're trying to, like, move.

01:47:01.000 I love the acting, though.

01:47:02.000 The face, like, ah!

01:47:04.000 It's always slow motion.

01:47:05.000 Pula Six is definitely one of our guys.

01:47:07.000 He got caught liking pro Trump stuff back in the day.

01:47:10.000 Oh, did he?

01:47:10.000 Yeah.

01:47:12.000 He's from Hershey, Pennsylvania, too, which is quite interesting.

01:47:14.000 I think it'd be way better if when they fell, they aren't exaggerating enough.

01:47:20.000 I think it'd be really funny if they actually got an Oscar category.

01:47:24.000 For the best.

01:47:25.000 Wasn't there a footballer who got caught putting blood capsules in his mouth and biting them so it looked like his injury was way worse than it actually was?

01:47:32.000 Bleeding from his nose.

01:47:33.000 I read a story about a guy, a goalie, who had a blade in his finger, in his glove.

01:47:38.000 And so when he got hit.

01:47:42.000 Oh!

01:47:43.000 Oh my God.

01:47:43.000 Oh!

01:47:44.000 That's going to be off probably.

01:47:45.000 Yeah.

01:47:46.000 Yep.

01:47:46.000 Look at him.

01:47:47.000 Yep.

01:47:48.000 Yo, they're so cheating.

01:47:50.000 They have reviews now, so they'll review this.

01:47:50.000 Come on.

01:47:53.000 Those that are watching and being like, what's happening?

01:47:55.000 I hope you guys are watching the game same time as we are.

01:47:57.000 Yeah.

01:47:57.000 Ballistic wants the review.

01:47:59.000 Watch, he's going to be like a red card.

01:48:01.000 Let's see the instant replay.

01:48:02.000 They'll be like, no.

01:48:03.000 Oh, they're going to review it to make sure.

01:48:04.000 I'll tell you in real time here if he's off or not.

01:48:08.000 Oh, he's way off.

01:48:10.000 He's miles off.

01:48:11.000 Oh, yeah.

01:48:12.000 Yeah.

01:48:13.000 He's behind the goalie.

01:48:14.000 None of that makes any sense.

01:48:15.000 He went into the goal.

01:48:17.000 Yeah.

01:48:18.000 He did go into the goal.

01:48:20.000 Well, as long as it wastes time, who cares?

01:48:22.000 So if someone's behind the goalies, that's offsides?

01:48:25.000 Is that what it is?

01:48:26.000 No, it's the last defender.

01:48:28.000 So if there's a line of defenders, the last defender, if you're behind him and then you get the ball, you're offsides.

01:48:33.000 Oh, there.

01:48:33.000 But is that like if you're behind, if you're in line with the defender, the ball's passed, you run behind the defender that's not offsides.

01:48:39.000 So when the ball is passed, if you're behind the last defender, you're offsides.

01:48:42.000 So you have to score a goal with a, with an opposing player in front of you and the goalie in front of you.

01:48:47.000 No.

01:48:47.000 So like if they're, if you're the last defender, if I'm behind the defender when the ball is passed, I can run behind them.

01:48:52.000 Oh, I see.

01:48:53.000 It's just when the ball is released.

01:48:54.000 They can't pass it to you behind the.

01:48:56.000 Yeah.

01:48:56.000 If you're standing behind them and then the ball is passed, you're offsides.

01:49:00.000 It's just to prevent it from like all the players lining up on both sides of the field.

01:49:04.000 They just kick it back and forth.

01:49:05.000 Yeah.

01:49:06.000 They should.

01:49:07.000 It just goes to show the game is really.

01:49:09.000 That would be really horrible to watch.

01:49:10.000 Well, hockey has the same rule for the same thing.

01:49:12.000 This is all the time.

01:49:12.000 Yeah, no.

01:49:13.000 You'll have to watch it.

01:49:16.000 Off sides.

01:49:17.000 Yeah.

01:49:19.000 In American football, it makes sense. 0.69

01:49:20.000 Amber Duke has a really interesting theory on why soccer is inherently very third world.

01:49:25.000 Because all you need is ball.

01:49:27.000 It's the lowest common denominator.

01:49:28.000 That's why.

01:49:29.000 Yeah.

01:49:29.000 And she's like, there's not really much room for innovation as well.

01:49:34.000 I don't want to speak for her.

01:49:35.000 Well, it's the lowest common denominator sport ball and foot.

01:49:38.000 That's it.

01:49:39.000 Well, this is why countries like Brazil dominate because it can be perfected in a favela.

01:49:44.000 Right.

01:49:45.000 America's a rare example of a team that most of the players are actually upper class.

01:49:50.000 Because, like, if you grow up in America, you understand the rich kids play soccer.

01:49:53.000 And so most of these guys, and also it's really expensive to sign up for youth soccer.

01:49:56.000 So most of our players are quite well off. 0.78

01:49:59.000 Imagine, like, your Ethiopian mom sneaks into the country and then gives birth, and she tells you, like, you got to play football. 0.98

01:49:59.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:50:06.000 And they'll never deport you.

01:50:08.000 Well, you're talking about soccer or football?

01:50:08.000 And we'll be rich.

01:50:10.000 All of it.

01:50:11.000 If Alabama had put a bunch of, like, anchor babies on the team, you would have people in Alabama, like, I love birthrights.

01:50:11.000 Oh, yeah.

01:50:15.000 It's not too bad.

01:50:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:50:19.000 These anchor babies can play football. 1.00

01:50:21.000 Uh oh. 1.00

01:50:21.000 This is where they cover their balls. 1.00

01:50:23.000 Oh, yeah, that is a thing. 1.00

01:50:25.000 Yeah, they cover their balls. 1.00

01:50:26.000 Yeah, they all hide your. 1.00

01:50:28.000 They all just cock shame. 0.96

01:50:29.000 Protect your Bosnia and Herzegovina. 1.00

01:50:32.000 That's what we call them.

01:50:33.000 That's what Tate calls them.

01:50:34.000 That's true.

01:50:36.000 Yeah, none of this makes sense.

01:50:37.000 We don't really have like a.

01:50:38.000 Yep, there they go.

01:50:39.000 They all stand there and they're like, you don't really have a rock star free kick taker, so I don't expect much to happen here. 0.98

01:50:39.000 They're covering their balls. 0.98

01:50:48.000 It's a breakout chance.

01:50:51.000 So, wait, why are they getting a free kick?

01:50:52.000 What happened?

01:50:53.000 They just got fouled.

01:50:54.000 Yeah.

01:50:55.000 Here we go.

01:50:57.000 What if he just scores?

01:50:59.000 So, those two players they just showed on screen, neither of them are raised in the US.

01:51:02.000 The guy, number 17, raised in Germany.

01:51:03.000 The other one raised in England.

01:51:04.000 So, how is he supposed to score through these guys?

01:51:07.000 Top flying.

01:51:07.000 He's got to shoot it over him, basically, and curl it back down.

01:51:13.000 Oh my God. 0.50

01:51:16.000 Holy.

01:51:17.000 Oh my God.

01:51:18.000 I did not see that coming.

01:51:20.000 I did not.

01:51:21.000 I literally said we don't have a good free kick taker in Malik Tillman.

01:51:24.000 Yeah, this never happens.

01:51:25.000 Malik Tillman is.

01:51:26.000 Oh my God.

01:51:29.000 USA, let's go. 0.98

01:51:31.000 That's it.

01:51:31.000 I can't.

01:51:32.000 Guys, we're riding.

01:51:33.000 And with Bryce the Bad Zoo.

01:51:34.000 I'm going to go outside and knock over my own garbage can.

01:51:37.000 Goalie's on my property.

01:51:39.000 What if I fall down right now and flop?

01:51:43.000 He's getting it when he gets back home.

01:51:46.000 I can't believe that just happened.

01:51:47.000 I was like, wouldn't it be funny if they just score?

01:51:47.000 I was joking.

01:51:49.000 He did.

01:51:50.000 Wow.

01:51:50.000 I didn't know that.

01:51:51.000 Oh, my God.

01:51:52.000 That goalie's going to get.

01:51:53.000 They're going to beat the.

01:51:54.000 Wow.

01:51:54.000 Yeah, he's done.

01:51:55.000 Good thing he's not combied.

01:51:57.000 How many free kicks do they ever actually make?

01:51:59.000 Not often.

01:52:00.000 It's very rare.

01:52:02.000 Really?

01:52:02.000 Is it very rare?

01:52:02.000 Yeah.

01:52:03.000 Yeah.

01:52:04.000 Especially for us.

01:52:04.000 Oh, yeah.

01:52:05.000 Yeah.

01:52:06.000 I mean, Lino Messi.

01:52:07.000 I think the ball's more guys' right.

01:52:08.000 His hand did touch it.

01:52:09.000 Honestly, I feel really bad for that goalie. 1.00

01:52:12.000 He's going to be the shame of Bosnia. 0.98

01:52:13.000 Yeah, his hand touched it and it just pushed right past his hand.

01:52:16.000 Well, they've been saying the ball they're using this year kind of has some weird dynamics to it, so it's harder for keepers to save it.

01:52:21.000 Wow.

01:52:22.000 They say it moves in the air different directions.

01:52:24.000 Yo, that's wild.

01:52:25.000 It's over.

01:52:26.000 So, you guys might as well just stop the ball.

01:52:28.000 The guy that scored that, he was born and raised in Germany, but his dad was an American service member, and that's why he's eligible.

01:52:33.000 His name's Malik Tillman, not a very German name.

01:52:36.000 Tillman.

01:52:37.000 Do you guys remember back in like, what was it, like 20.

01:52:40.000 Or it was 2014, I think, where Brazil just got like whomped so bad that people were crying in the stands.

01:52:47.000 Yeah, it was like 8 0.

01:52:48.000 They had like fans killing themselves.

01:52:49.000 Oh my God.

01:52:50.000 What?

01:52:51.000 Yeah, people were crying.

01:52:52.000 And I remember this because I was at Vice.

01:52:54.000 And when we were watching and we saw, oh man, they scored a goal against Brazil.

01:52:58.000 This is getting bad.

01:52:59.000 At goal number three, the producers were like, Tim, I think you need to get on a plane to fly to Brazil right now.

01:53:04.000 It's going to get bad.

01:53:05.000 I love to see mass rituals take place.

01:53:07.000 Oh, dude.

01:53:08.000 War course.

01:53:08.000 And it was like 8 0 or some insane number.

01:53:10.000 Like they just gave up.

01:53:11.000 Oh my God.

01:53:13.000 I mean, it's all the goalie.

01:53:15.000 Yeah, I imagine.

01:53:17.000 I mean, it's their most important player, man.

01:53:20.000 I mean, that was just a really good free kick, to be fair.

01:53:23.000 Oh, yeah, I know.

01:53:24.000 It was perfect.

01:53:25.000 I mean, I don't know anything about soccer, obviously, but, like, it does seem like they don't get into scoring position very often.

01:53:25.000 Yeah.

01:53:32.000 He really did have to, like, backspin it over the people's heads.

01:53:32.000 Yep.

01:53:35.000 Yeah, that was crazy.

01:53:36.000 Also out roll it back down.

01:53:37.000 Yeah.

01:53:38.000 An incredible shot.

01:53:42.000 Yeah, he's a good player.

01:53:43.000 I'm like, tell me, put your hands up.

01:53:44.000 There we go.

01:53:44.000 Get it, get it, get it, get it.

01:53:44.000 There we go.

01:53:47.000 All right, all right.

01:53:48.000 Take it back now.

01:53:49.000 Here we go.

01:53:50.000 Yeah, this is the rest of the game now is going to be us sitting back and defending.

01:53:50.000 Ah, there we go.

01:53:53.000 Just doing everything.

01:53:53.000 Yep.

01:53:54.000 That's it, boys.

01:53:55.000 America is the greatest nation on the planet, even without the anchor, baby.

01:53:58.000 So now we go, we play Belgium in Seattle next week.

01:54:00.000 That'll be interesting.

01:54:01.000 So Belgium knocked us out in 2014, so it's kind of like a revenge game.

01:54:05.000 That was the game where Tim Howard set the record saves.

01:54:07.000 He saved like 13 shots or something.

01:54:09.000 What are the chances of Belgium or the U.S. beating Belgium?

01:54:09.000 Wow.

01:54:13.000 This is like one of the worst Belgium sides in a while and one of the best Americans.

01:54:16.000 So I think we have a pretty decent.

01:54:18.000 Bro, I think we're going to win the whole World Cup.

01:54:20.000 How many more games are after this?

01:54:21.000 If we beat Belgium, we're likely going to play Spain, who's like the tournament favorite.

01:54:25.000 Nah, we'll win.

01:54:27.000 I mean, like, if they have like some sort of like mass casualty event, maybe.

01:54:30.000 Don't we have more Spanish speakers in America than Spain does now? 1.00

01:54:33.000 That's probably true, yeah. 1.00

01:54:34.000 Yeah.

01:54:34.000 It's over, Spain.

01:54:36.000 How many people live in Spain?

01:54:37.000 Probably like 30 million, maybe 20 million.

01:54:42.000 I don't know, actually.

01:54:42.000 I feel like more.

01:54:44.000 I feel like Spain, it's us now.

01:54:46.000 We got it.

01:54:47.000 Uh oh, uh oh.

01:54:47.000 I feel like Ted Cruz.

01:54:49.000 There we go.

01:54:49.000 Uh oh.

01:54:51.000 We actually might have more Spanish speakers in the United States.

01:54:54.000 There's 49 million people.

01:54:55.000 I think there's different variations.

01:54:56.000 There's 50 million in Spain.

01:54:58.000 How many Spanish speakers in the U.S.?

01:55:05.000 163 million Spanish speakers who don't speak English.

01:55:07.000 No, I'm kidding.

01:55:08.000 In America?

01:55:09.000 Oh, 45 million.

01:55:12.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:55:12.000 Wow.

01:55:13.000 No, no, no. 0.85

01:55:14.000 Including bilingual.

01:55:15.000 59 million people in the United States speak Spanish.

01:55:18.000 Because a lot of people learn in high school.

01:55:20.000 I learned Spanish in high school.

01:55:21.000 We have way more Spanish speakers than.

01:55:23.000 We got more people in the U.S. who speak Spanish than Spain.

01:55:26.000 No, Spain, you can't win.

01:55:27.000 And we're not socialists.

01:55:28.000 It's over.

01:55:29.000 Yeah.

01:55:29.000 That's right.

01:55:30.000 So they got four minutes to score three goals.

01:55:32.000 Yeah, it's not going to happen.

01:55:35.000 Oh.

01:55:35.000 Well, yeah, our goalie's just good at his job, you know.

01:55:39.000 That was a really smart play where he bounced off his chest because if he kicked it to the keeper, he can't grab it.

01:55:43.000 Oh, really?

01:55:43.000 Yeah.

01:55:44.000 Bounces off your body, you can grab it.

01:55:46.000 Now he's going to take it.

01:55:46.000 Oh, he can't just pick it up whenever he wants?

01:55:48.000 No, if a player passes back to you, you can't pick it up.

01:55:51.000 But he bounced off his chest, so it's like a deflection and he can pick it up.

01:55:53.000 Oh, I see.

01:55:54.000 Now he's going to waste a lot of time.

01:55:56.000 Hey, now he's hurt.

01:55:57.000 I'm hurt.

01:55:59.000 He's always wasting time.

01:56:00.000 Yeah, he's a Harvard grad.

01:56:01.000 He knows. 1.00

01:56:02.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:56:05.000 He's gay. 1.00

01:56:06.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:56:06.000 So ridiculous. 1.00

01:56:08.000 The guy touched his back and he flops his head. 0.99

01:56:12.000 So it's just a waste of time, right?

01:56:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:56:15.000 Which is just gay. 0.99

01:56:16.000 That was gay. 0.99

01:56:17.000 Yeah, that was gay. 1.00

01:56:18.000 I get why they'll be there. 1.00

01:56:20.000 And now look at his face.

01:56:21.000 Like, oh.

01:56:22.000 It's funny.

01:56:23.000 And, like, I'd feel so dirty.

01:56:25.000 You know what it is? 0.98

01:56:26.000 Flopping in soccer is the equivalent of I shit my pants face on YouTube. 0.71

01:56:31.000 So, like, we. 0.98

01:56:32.000 The YouTube thumbnails that look like I shit my pants always do better than regular.

01:56:36.000 Like, if I'm like sitting there like this, it'll get like 100K views.

01:56:39.000 But if I'm like, like literally, I have explosive diarrhea, it gets like a million views.

01:56:43.000 Yeah.

01:56:44.000 Mr. Beast pointed this out.

01:56:45.000 I do that with my second channel where I just go through the video and I try and catch my face in one of the stupidest positions, like mid talk. 0.99

01:56:51.000 Like that. 0.67

01:56:53.000 I use that, and for some reason, people enjoy it.

01:56:55.000 It's the same thing.

01:56:56.000 It's like, you know, none of them are proud to do it, but you know, they have to.

01:57:00.000 Here we go.

01:57:01.000 Bro, I'm going to riot.

01:57:03.000 I'm going to go outside and I'm going to knock over my garbage can.

01:57:06.000 We just put on a striker.

01:57:08.000 So I guess we're trying to.

01:57:11.000 Usually you put on a bunch of defenders at the end of the game.

01:57:13.000 We just put on a midfielder and a striker.

01:57:14.000 It's just to insult them.

01:57:16.000 Yeah, let's go score another one.

01:57:17.000 Let's see, you know, the theory that the Patriots had for so long.

01:57:22.000 Just keep scoring until the game ends.

01:57:25.000 Yeah.

01:57:26.000 Just play to win.

01:57:26.000 Yeah, play your max.

01:57:29.000 Oh, they're also trying to give Pepe game time because he has to start next week.

01:57:33.000 So they're trying to keep him somewhat warm.

01:57:36.000 So, wait, Belgium next, right?

01:57:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:57:39.000 Yeah, those waffle-eaten sissy ninnies ain't going to be able to win. 1.00

01:57:43.000 I'm in a real country. 1.00

01:57:44.000 It's, what, half Dutch, half French?

01:57:45.000 I know.

01:57:46.000 What are they even known for?

01:57:47.000 Just waffles. 0.98

01:57:48.000 Just being Germany's speed bump. 0.89

01:57:49.000 Yeah. 0.86

01:57:50.000 Megan Waffles. 1.00

01:57:51.000 Germany's going to invade France. 0.74

01:57:53.000 Belgium. 0.80

01:57:53.000 Okay. 0.80

01:57:53.000 Well, that should be easy. 0.80

01:57:57.000 Historically.

01:57:58.000 Yeah.

01:57:58.000 I can't remember if I've ever been there because it's such a place of little consequence.

01:58:02.000 Yeah.

01:58:03.000 I went to the Netherlands.

01:58:04.000 If they win, oh, they had a really good team.

01:58:07.000 I wasn't a fan.

01:58:07.000 I went to the Netherlands.

01:58:09.000 You didn't like the windmills and the wooden shoes and the bikes. 0.56

01:58:11.000 Stroopwaffle.

01:58:13.000 Stroopwaffles.

01:58:13.000 It's all.

01:58:14.000 They're all riding bikes everywhere. 0.91

01:58:15.000 And Stroopwaffle.

01:58:15.000 It's all.

01:58:19.000 Yeah, that's in the know.

01:58:21.000 Oh, yeah, no, I had no idea.

01:58:24.000 It's not something I actually care to do.

01:58:29.000 I know the story.

01:58:30.000 She's not going to be there.

01:58:31.000 There's a nice venue in Amsterdam called the Milkweg.

01:58:37.000 Real cool venue.

01:58:40.000 I went to a great kebab place.

01:58:43.000 I got some good shawarma and falafel.

01:58:46.000 Some local Dutch cuisine.

01:58:48.000 Uh oh, uh oh. 0.98

01:58:49.000 Indigenous Dutch cuisine.

01:58:51.000 Oh!

01:58:52.000 Wow!

01:58:54.000 American team is just super good.

01:58:55.000 That was incredible.

01:58:56.000 Yeah, we look really good.

01:58:57.000 That was.

01:58:57.000 I know.

01:58:59.000 I've watched the U.S., I've probably watched every game we've played since 2008.

01:59:02.000 And it's such a breath of fresh air to see.

01:59:04.000 It's a good team. 1.00

01:59:06.000 I mean, it could just be that Bosnia is so bad. 1.00

01:59:08.000 I know. 1.00

01:59:08.000 We look good by comparison. 1.00

01:59:10.000 We blew out Paraguay, and then Paraguay bounced Germany from the tournament.

01:59:13.000 So, I mean, like, we were legit.

01:59:16.000 We eviscerated Paraguay. 0.72

01:59:17.000 Should have ordered pizza. 1.00

01:59:18.000 That was.

01:59:19.000 Ah, yeah.

01:59:20.000 Next 2030 World Cup will do.

01:59:20.000 Next time.

01:59:22.000 When we were putting the show together, It's like, all right, there's no real news today.

01:59:26.000 It's like it's been a slog.

01:59:27.000 Like Fox is just running like tours of museums.

01:59:30.000 And then Tate's like, well, the USA game is at eight.

01:59:32.000 And I'm like, oh, we're just going to watch the game.

01:59:36.000 There's literally nothing else going on.

01:59:38.000 This is the most, this is much more fun.

01:59:40.000 And it's America on America's birthday.

01:59:41.000 We're going to win the World Cup on America's birthday.

01:59:44.000 It's kind of like World Cup ASMR because no one can see it.

01:59:47.000 What did they say?

01:59:47.000 All right.

01:59:48.000 Add 10 minutes?

01:59:48.000 Well, with the way the bracket works, there's a possibility that we do play England on July 4th.

01:59:53.000 No.

01:59:54.000 Yeah.

01:59:54.000 No, that would be the greatest thing.

01:59:55.000 Did they just add 10 minutes?

01:59:58.000 I don't know.

01:59:59.000 But now we're going to play Belgium.

02:00:01.000 But yeah, you see that, right?

02:00:01.000 No, no, no.

02:00:02.000 Yeah, the ref at the end of the game will add on stoppage time.

02:00:05.000 So, from like injuries or like when they're milling around and there's no play happening.

02:00:09.000 So, the game's not over for 10 more minutes?

02:00:11.000 So, they wasted time for a while.

02:00:12.000 What was going on?

02:00:13.000 I was getting ready to go riot.

02:00:14.000 Yeah, well, it's because the game was so old.

02:00:17.000 It was invented before they had clocks.

02:00:18.000 They used their watches.

02:00:19.000 So, that's true.

02:00:21.000 All right, we got.

02:00:23.000 But in college soccer, it counts down.

02:00:25.000 So, college soccer, it works normally.

02:00:26.000 Well, I think the reason the U.S. is so good is because they introduced the hydration break.

02:00:30.000 So, it's basically like, Four quarters, and now we're really good.

02:00:32.000 Is that what the hydration break is?

02:00:33.000 Every quarter you stop to drink a water?

02:00:35.000 Yeah, basically, it's broken the game into four quarters, and now the Americans are like, oh, we get it now.

02:00:40.000 And then we have flyover.

02:00:43.000 The flyovers probably do amp up our players.

02:00:46.000 I mean, it's because a lot of our players grew up on military bases.

02:00:49.000 Well, it's like Tillman, Weston McKinney.

02:00:50.000 It's like the American version of the Hakka, you know?

02:00:52.000 Yeah, literally, we just fly over and we're like, intimidate our enemies. 0.98

02:00:58.000 So true to the Patriot Hakka. 0.79

02:01:00.000 Just like threaten them. 1.00

02:01:01.000 Hey, Bozzy, remember these?

02:01:03.000 Oh.

02:01:05.000 They pulled the PTSD kicks in.

02:01:07.000 They pulled the F 117 out for the Blackhawks in Indianapolis. 0.99

02:01:10.000 All the Somalis are like, not again. 1.00

02:01:13.000 Oh, yeah, here we go. 1.00

02:01:16.000 Just ice this game out.

02:01:18.000 This is beautiful stuff.

02:01:19.000 10 extra minutes.

02:01:20.000 He didn't have to do anything.

02:01:23.000 He just watched it.

02:01:24.000 This is the most he's had to do, like all tournament.

02:01:27.000 Yeah, dude.

02:01:27.000 Really?

02:01:29.000 The offense is so aggressive.

02:01:30.000 And so shut the game down.

02:01:33.000 He nearly ate that, though.

02:01:35.000 We beat two countries.

02:01:36.000 I think that's quite a lot.

02:01:38.000 I think people need to point out, like, we are up against it's two to one right now.

02:01:41.000 They have 22 players.

02:01:42.000 It's not fair at all.

02:01:45.000 Man, that's some great plays.

02:01:46.000 You can't believe it.

02:01:49.000 You know what city has the highest concentration of Bosnians in America?

02:01:53.000 St. Louis, Missouri.

02:01:53.000 What?

02:01:55.000 I have no idea why.

02:01:55.000 Really?

02:01:56.000 You know, I want to give some respect to Bosnia.

02:01:58.000 I mean, they made it really far.

02:01:59.000 They've done really good, really good work.

02:02:02.000 Finished third place and got out.

02:02:05.000 Yeah.

02:02:05.000 Let's get them in third?

02:02:05.000 Bosnia?

02:02:07.000 Third place in the group, but since there's 48 teams, they've got to advance a few third place games.

02:02:11.000 Right, so they're going to, what do they go to?

02:02:13.000 The loser bracket?

02:02:13.000 Is that how it works?

02:02:14.000 No, the only loser bracket is the third place game.

02:02:17.000 Which makes sense.

02:02:18.000 They're playing a third place game then?

02:02:19.000 Yeah, there's always.

02:02:20.000 No, they're not.

02:02:21.000 But at the end of the tournament, whoever loses in the semifinals plays in the third place game.

02:02:26.000 So they're out after this.

02:02:27.000 Yeah, they go to Cancun after this.

02:02:30.000 Is that because there's another game there or there's losing?

02:02:32.000 No, that's just where you go vacation.

02:02:34.000 It's like infamously losing teams in American tournaments just go to Cancun.

02:02:40.000 Duke it out at the salad bar with the newlyweds. 0.99

02:02:45.000 The salad bar?

02:02:46.000 I think it's Hulu.

02:02:46.000 At the bar.

02:02:47.000 Cancun.

02:02:47.000 Or at the bar, yeah.

02:02:49.000 Well, they're Muslims, so they probably won't be at the bar. 1.00

02:02:52.000 Can we just, they should just call it. 1.00

02:02:53.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

02:02:54.000 It is really weird that they're like visibly white but Muslim. 1.00

02:02:58.000 No, they should just call it. 1.00

02:02:58.000 They should just be like, guys. 1.00

02:03:00.000 The American team should be like, guys, come on.

02:03:01.000 We already know.

02:03:02.000 Like, I could go for a cheeseburger right about now.

02:03:05.000 We don't believe in miracles.

02:03:06.000 Do we really got to play another six minutes of this?

02:03:07.000 We don't believe in miracles.

02:03:09.000 This game's over.

02:03:10.000 How brutal would be if they did, like, knock on wood.

02:03:13.000 Yeah, two, three goals in the next?

02:03:14.000 Be rough.

02:03:15.000 Three goals in six minutes.

02:03:16.000 Be soul crushing.

02:03:17.000 Like, the American goalie suffers a congenital heart failure just right there as the ball goes in.

02:03:21.000 And they're like, well, yeah, that counts.

02:03:21.000 It just collapses.

02:03:22.000 Like, the American players crash out.

02:03:24.000 Four of them get red cards. 1.00

02:03:25.000 Lightning strikes the ground, but because of the Bosnian specific kind of Bosnian shoe, they're unaffected. 1.00

02:03:30.000 But all the Americans go down. 1.00

02:03:31.000 We have like metal studs.

02:03:32.000 How many red cards could they possibly, like, if they got like three red cards, could like.

02:03:35.000 It's like five, and then you have the forfeit.

02:03:37.000 Really?

02:03:38.000 Yeah, which just happened before.

02:03:39.000 Like, massive brawls happen.

02:03:40.000 They just end the game.

02:03:41.000 You have to forfeit the next game.

02:03:42.000 It happens a lot in Mexico, actually.

02:03:44.000 You have to forfeit the next game, too, right?

02:03:46.000 I don't know.

02:03:47.000 Maybe.

02:03:47.000 I like how when the ball goes out, all the players point at each other.

02:03:50.000 It's like a Spider Man meme.

02:03:51.000 The Mexican soccer is the funniest thing because that happens often where, like, they just end the game. 0.99

02:03:55.000 They're wearing sombreros.

02:03:56.000 Yeah, there's like shootings all the time.

02:03:58.000 And then also.

02:03:59.000 They have so many players on their rosters that there's players with three digit numbers.

02:04:03.000 Look at this.

02:04:04.000 Right now, there's an Indian guy and a white guy and a Mexican guy all chanting USA together.

02:04:08.000 Right?

02:04:09.000 That's the American dream.

02:04:10.000 An H 1B recipient, an illegal immigrant, and an American.

02:04:13.000 This guy is my favorite player, Gio Arena.

02:04:15.000 He's like textbook soccer mom drama.

02:04:18.000 The last tournament, his dad accused the coach of domestic abuse because he wasn't getting enough playing time.

02:04:22.000 Oh, man.

02:04:23.000 He almost got fired over it.

02:04:24.000 How much do these tickets cost to this game?

02:04:26.000 A couple grand, right?

02:04:27.000 Probably.

02:04:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:04:29.000 Have you seen the like the Balkan like football hooligans because those are like they're the most insane ones. 1.00

02:04:33.000 They lock them in a cage, yeah. 1.00

02:04:34.000 And but it's also like you'll see them like lighting flares and stuff like that.

02:04:37.000 But they also rig ropes to the top of the stadium so they can pull out this giant stadium sized sign, yeah.

02:04:44.000 And they put like politicians being hung and everything and shows you them like lining them up against the wall and shooting them. 0.98

02:04:53.000 And they just do it because I mean, these guys are psychos. 1.00

02:04:55.000 They go in there and kill them off, yeah. 0.99

02:04:57.000 They have like they just have like. 0.96

02:04:59.000 Full blown like army guys like lining the stadium.

02:05:01.000 Yeah.

02:05:02.000 It's a skull guy.

02:05:02.000 Yeah.

02:05:03.000 Kick off at any moment.

02:05:06.000 Calmest ball.

02:05:07.000 There's two balls.

02:05:08.000 That's not fair.

02:05:09.000 Multi ball.

02:05:11.000 Multi ball.

02:05:12.000 In the last five minutes of the game, they throw like five.

02:05:16.000 It's multi ball.

02:05:17.000 I mean, I wouldn't be surprised.

02:05:19.000 Both sides are running in opposite directions.

02:05:20.000 They're both offsides.

02:05:21.000 Yeah.

02:05:24.000 It wouldn't change.

02:05:25.000 Multi ball.

02:05:26.000 You can trade a player for a ball.

02:05:28.000 Oh, that'd be nice.

02:05:29.000 That's a good idea.

02:05:32.000 Well, this is really fitting. 1.00

02:05:33.000 Bosnia, one of their wingers, he was born and raised in America, but decided to play for Bosnia. 1.00

02:05:38.000 He's a traitor. 0.99

02:05:39.000 So I hope he feels this rushing defeat. 1.00

02:05:42.000 He should be deported too. 0.95

02:05:43.000 I agree. 0.98

02:05:44.000 He's from Wisconsin.

02:05:45.000 And then he's like, Oh, my parents are from Bosnia.

02:05:47.000 We can play for Bosnia.

02:05:48.000 Wow, great.

02:05:49.000 Here we go.

02:05:50.000 Yeah.

02:05:50.000 All right.

02:05:51.000 Like, soccer will radicalize you on the fact that immigrants do not assimilate.

02:05:55.000 Because, like, they were going through London and they were interviewing the fans that are visibly of immigrant background. 0.56

02:06:00.000 Like, Oh, are you supporting England?

02:06:02.000 No, I'm supporting Ghana. 1.00

02:06:03.000 Why would I support England?

02:06:04.000 Fox was covering that.

02:06:04.000 It's like, I don't know.

02:06:05.000 It was like a bunch of people in, it was somewhere in Europe.

02:06:09.000 And they were like, Oh, yeah, no, no, we're French.

02:06:12.000 And they were like cheering for Morocco. 0.78

02:06:14.000 It was Morocco.

02:06:14.000 Yeah.

02:06:15.000 That's what it was.

02:06:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:06:17.000 Morocco.

02:06:18.000 Yeah, nothing will dispel so many immigration myths more.

02:06:21.000 And then also the fact that cultural proximity matters because the Scottish fans came over.

02:06:25.000 Everyone loved them.

02:06:26.000 They were like, these guys are awesome.

02:06:27.000 They're like her cousins staying over at her house.

02:06:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:06:29.000 But when Indians come here, it's a little bit different reaction.

02:06:34.000 And here's what people don't realize chicken tikka masala was invented in Scotland. 1.00

02:06:37.000 It's true.

02:06:37.000 Yeah.

02:06:38.000 Well, allegedly.

02:06:39.000 Apparently, people are starting to doubt that guy's claim.

02:06:41.000 Oh, really?

02:06:42.000 What did he make?

02:06:43.000 Oh, yeah.

02:06:43.000 Indian restaurant in Glasgow claims to be the originator of chicken tikka masala, but apparently, a lot of people dispute it.

02:06:49.000 Why?

02:06:50.000 What's the real claim?

02:06:51.000 I have no idea.

02:06:53.000 The argument is that it was inspired by Indian style cuisines, but just made to be a fatty tomato thing.

02:07:00.000 You should just take it, it's yours. 0.97

02:07:01.000 Well, I think it's ridiculous.

02:07:02.000 I'll let them have it. 0.71

02:07:03.000 Yeah, well, we don't want it.

02:07:04.000 What do you guys have?

02:07:06.000 Haggis?

02:07:07.000 Yeah, well, that's the thing.

02:07:08.000 One thing I will give everybody is no one in history has ever said, oh, let's go to that great new Scottish restaurant.

02:07:15.000 I know that we still eat like the planes are flying overhead, right?

02:07:20.000 But we like it, we're poor, it's fine. 0.90

02:07:23.000 Don't you guys just eat similarly to the British? 0.89

02:07:26.000 Like blood pudding, stuff like that.

02:07:27.000 And it will be called black pudding.

02:07:29.000 Black pudding.

02:07:29.000 Yeah, but I like black pudding.

02:07:30.000 I like haggis.

02:07:31.000 Well, I've heard that, like.

02:07:32.000 That's a stereotype.

02:07:33.000 Haggis is like boil the meat in the stomach.

02:07:36.000 Yeah, haggis is the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep boiled in its own stomach.

02:07:40.000 That sounds awesome.

02:07:40.000 Framing it like that puts some people off.

02:07:43.000 It's delicious.

02:07:43.000 I love it.

02:07:44.000 No, it sounds amazing.

02:07:44.000 I mean, organ meat's so good for you.

02:07:46.000 I love haggis. 0.99

02:07:47.000 I've heard that pregnant women crave blood pudding because they're desperate for iron.

02:07:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:07:51.000 Oh, I love it.

02:07:52.000 Just eat copious amounts of blood pudding.

02:07:54.000 It's great.

02:07:55.000 It's like.

02:07:56.000 It's like firm, like sausage, but not so hard.

02:07:59.000 I love black pudding.

02:08:00.000 It's not the profile you would expect at all.

02:08:02.000 And then you guys also have black and white pudding, right?

02:08:04.000 White pudding is more of a sweeter thing.

02:08:06.000 It's made with a sort of dough with raisins and currants and stuff like that.

02:08:10.000 And I've tried it.

02:08:10.000 It's not my jam.

02:08:11.000 It's not that popular.

02:08:12.000 Your gran will eat it.

02:08:13.000 But do you guys do tomatoes, beans, and mushrooms and all that too?

02:08:16.000 Yeah, we do all that as well.

02:08:17.000 Yeah.

02:08:17.000 But is that.

02:08:18.000 We do tacos cones.

02:08:19.000 Can you explain them the fired roll?

02:08:21.000 This blew my mind.

02:08:22.000 Oh, Morton's Rolls?

02:08:23.000 Yeah.

02:08:24.000 Yeah.

02:08:25.000 It's basically a roll that's been burnt till it's black.

02:08:28.000 But it's nice.

02:08:29.000 It's really, really nice.

02:08:29.000 Everyone's like, you've got to try it.

02:08:30.000 And they give it to me.

02:08:31.000 It's just a burnt roll.

02:08:34.000 I'm like, what?

02:08:35.000 There's a theory that they just messed up a batch and decided to put on a new product.

02:08:39.000 So they could just shift them.

02:08:41.000 And why not traditional?

02:08:42.000 That and Buckfast amazed me.

02:08:44.000 One minute, guys.

02:08:45.000 One minute.

02:08:46.000 What's going to happen now?

02:08:47.000 The ref's going to call another 10 minutes?

02:08:49.000 Isn't Buckfast just tonic wine with like 100 milligrams of caffeine?

02:08:52.000 There's a whole story about Buckfast.

02:08:54.000 I was born and raised in what's called the Buckfast Triangle.

02:08:57.000 It's a real thing.

02:08:57.000 You can look it up where.

02:08:59.000 It's something, mate.

02:08:59.000 Almost 100% of global Buckfast sales happen.

02:09:04.000 And it's a small triangle, right?

02:09:06.000 And it's also, there's this statistic that says that 71% of violent crime in Scotland involves Buckfast. 0.99

02:09:13.000 That makes so much sense. 1.00

02:09:14.000 You can Google that.

02:09:15.000 It's got like 150 milligrams of caffeine.

02:09:17.000 Yeah, it's got, we've got names for it.

02:09:19.000 It's banned in the US.

02:09:20.000 Yeah, Wreck the Hoost Juice.

02:09:22.000 Oh my God, guys.

02:09:23.000 15 seconds, 15 seconds.

02:09:24.000 The commotion lotion, the demonic tonic.

02:09:27.000 Yeah, there's all different kinds of names for it.

02:09:29.000 Basically, it's like you used to have the Buckfast challenge where people would try and down a bottle of Buckfast in one go.

02:09:36.000 And I did that once for a deal, and I don't remember what happened, but.

02:09:39.000 It just stopped.

02:09:40.000 It just gave up.

02:09:40.000 No, I woke up and I said, boom!

02:09:42.000 America wins.

02:09:44.000 Yeah.

02:09:44.000 It's time to go riot.

02:09:46.000 Well done to the Patriots.

02:09:48.000 This is going to be great.

02:09:49.000 When's the next game?

02:09:50.000 I think next Thursday.

02:09:52.000 Perfect.

02:09:52.000 This means we are going into the 4th of July off the back of an incredible victory for the Americans.

02:10:00.000 So we're going to be celebrating.

02:10:03.000 I'm not literally going to riot.

02:10:04.000 I'm not actually going to knock my garbage can over.

02:10:05.000 That'll make a mess.

02:10:05.000 I'm not doing that.

02:10:07.000 But it'll be fun to see the reaction.

02:10:09.000 And everyone's going to be online cheering.

02:10:11.000 So it's great to hang out with you guys.

02:10:13.000 We don't have an after show for you tonight.

02:10:15.000 We're actually gearing up for the holiday.

02:10:17.000 So everybody's taking off the next couple of days.

02:10:19.000 But we did pre record some episodes, some interviews.

02:10:22.000 Tomorrow night, we have Michael McCarthy, Irish nationalist, talking about the issue of immigration in Europe and Ireland.

02:10:27.000 I thought it was really awesome.

02:10:28.000 Check it out.

02:10:29.000 Friday is going to be a debate.

02:10:31.000 Oh, boy.

02:10:32.000 A lot of just yelling.

02:10:34.000 Just yelling.

02:10:35.000 But if that's your jam, we'll have that up for you Friday night.

02:10:38.000 It's going to be a lot of fun.

02:10:39.000 Thank you so much for hanging out for this.

02:10:42.000 One more live show before we go to the holiday.

02:10:44.000 You can follow me on X and Instagram at TimCast.

02:10:45.000 Dank, you want to shout anything out?

02:10:48.000 Just my Twitter, CountDankulaTV, and my YouTube channel, CountDankula.

02:10:53.000 Good stuff.

02:10:54.000 I love it.

02:10:55.000 You can follow me on X and Instagram at RealTapeBrown.

02:10:58.000 And I mentioned at the top of the show, please go check out the Gifts and Go link that is in the description.

02:11:02.000 It's also on my Twitter.

02:11:03.000 I retweeted it just recently.

02:11:05.000 We've got a Patriot mom fighting for her life right now.

02:11:09.000 So if you can spare like a dollar, like seriously, it's like a thousand people watching.

02:11:11.000 If you can spare a dollar, it's going to potentially save a life here.

02:11:15.000 Some serious stuff.

02:11:16.000 But yeah, go check that out.

02:11:18.000 I'll be back tomorrow for the Rumble Noon Live Show.

02:11:20.000 Looking forward to that.

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02:11:29.000 Happy 250th birthday to the United States of America.

02:11:34.000 And don't forget, the left lane is for crime.

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02:11:43.000 Check out the record label at Trash House Records on YouTube.

02:11:47.000 Also, I will retweet your link, Tate, so you can find that as well.

02:11:52.000 And yeah, happy 4th.

02:11:53.000 Happy 4th.

02:11:54.000 Happy 4th of July.

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