Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Democrat Told Mitch McConnell IS DEAD, Governor Says He Got The Call | Timcast IRL

00:02:27.000 Democratic governor says Mitch McConnell's dead.

00:02:31.000 He said he got a call just before McConnell released a statement from, I believe it was two individuals, two calls, that Mitch McConnell had passed away.

00:02:39.000 Nobody has seen him.

00:02:41.000 There's a photo, which is purportedly proof of life.

00:02:43.000 So it's hard to know exactly what's going on.

00:02:46.000 It's hard to believe that Mitch McConnell actually is dead, to be completely honest, or that he's passed away.

00:02:49.000 I'm not trying to be insensitive.

00:02:51.000 But with Lindsey Graham, they just came out and said it.

00:02:54.000 And then everyone started pushing conspiracies that he got blown up in Ukraine.

00:02:58.000 If Mitch McConnell was dead, they'd probably just come out and say it.

00:03:00.000 I suppose the concern is with South Carolina, they knew they were going to be able to replace Lindsey Graham with a Republican.

00:03:06.000 So bang, you get his sister.

00:03:09.000 However, Governor Bashir is a Democrat, and he would replace Mitch McConnell with a Democrat, which would not be good for the Republican Party right now.

00:03:18.000 So it gives them all the reason to just pretend that Mitch McConnell is still alive, or at the bare minimum, he is on the most extreme of life support.

00:03:26.000 Not entirely sure, but the Democrats are claiming he has passed.

00:03:29.000 In other news, we are currently under attack from Canada.

00:03:33.000 That's right.

00:03:33.000 Donald Trump is threatening tariffs on Canada because of the wildfire smoke.

00:03:37.000 And I just, when I heard this, I started busting out laughing.

00:03:39.000 Like, bro, what is Canada supposed to do?

00:03:41.000 They're on fire.

00:03:42.000 Trump's like, if you don't deal with the smoke, we're going to tariff you.

00:03:45.000 And Canada's like, what?

00:03:47.000 It's like, imagine your neighbor's house is burning down.

00:03:49.000 So you were yelling at them because the smoke was negatively impacting your family.

00:03:53.000 I mean, it is, but their house is on fire.

00:03:56.000 Like, put the fire out.

00:03:58.000 I think that's funny.

00:03:59.000 It is a big threat, though, to the finals for the World Cup, which will be in New York.

00:04:03.000 Guys, I gotta tell you, today was pretty dang nuts.

00:04:07.000 The smoke out here, we're in West Virginia, you can see it.

00:04:11.000 Everything, it's just, it looks like fog outside, and it smells like burning plastic.

00:04:17.000 In fact, in our studio building, we're fortunate that we have a big building with a little building inside a big building.

00:04:24.000 So this studio is one room inside a smaller building, inside a bigger building, which keeps us safe from the smoke.

00:04:31.000 But outside of the internal structure in the warehouse, It's burning your eyes.

00:04:36.000 It's that bad.

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00:05:59.000 Dylan Houseman.

00:06:01.000 Hey, guys.

00:06:01.000 Dylan Houseman.

00:06:02.000 I'm the managing editor currently at the Daily Wire.

00:06:05.000 Started there in the beginning of March.

00:06:07.000 Before that, I was at the Daily Caller.

00:06:09.000 I was the editor in chief.

00:06:10.000 Before that, I was a reporter.

00:06:11.000 Covered the State Department.

00:06:13.000 Did a little bit of everything in conservative media, but now at The Wire, loving life.

00:06:17.000 Right on.

00:06:18.000 Well, and of course, the boys are hanging out.

00:06:19.000 They were already rambling.

00:06:20.000 Happy to do this.

00:06:22.000 What's up, everybody?

00:06:22.000 What up?

00:06:23.000 Smokey outside.

00:06:24.000 Here's the news.

00:06:25.000 We got this from Wilkie.

00:06:27.000 That's the news source.

00:06:29.000 It's W L K Y C B S. Bashir says he received calls that Mitch McConnell passed before he released the statement.

00:06:36.000 I mean, this is pretty wild.

00:06:38.000 The story popped off today.

00:06:39.000 It's getting picked up and repeated all throughout the day.

00:06:43.000 Governor Andy Bashir is sharing more insight.

00:06:45.000 The Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell was hospitalized June 14th after a fall in his home.

00:06:49.000 It has been a month.

00:06:51.000 And then he was treated for a case of pneumonia.

00:06:54.000 In the statement, McConnell said, I was briefly unconscious and taken to the hospital while receiving excellent care for the past several weeks.

00:06:59.000 Case of pneumonia.

00:06:59.000 I've also had to deal with a mild.

00:07:01.000 Since his hospitalization, Governor Andy Bashir has called for the Senate to be more forthcoming about his condition.

00:07:05.000 In an interview with Katie Couric, Bashir said before McConnell released his statement, he received two calls from different agencies suggesting McConnell had passed.

00:07:13.000 Bashir added that McConnell's statement was needed as his constituents deserved to know what was going on.

00:07:19.000 The governor has also urged McConnell to call into a news station to offer more transparency about the situation.

00:07:23.000 I'm going to go ahead and say I do believe Mitch McConnell has passed away.

00:07:27.000 Because, and this also, yes, I am saying many people are lying.

00:07:32.000 Mitch McConnell could easily just get on the phone.

00:07:36.000 He could just get on the phone.

00:07:37.000 He could make a video.

00:07:38.000 He could be like, hey, everybody, you know, and someone could film it.

00:07:41.000 When they do this stuff, it's just not confidence building.

00:07:45.000 I will say, I don't know for sure, and I honestly would not be surprised if in like a week or two, McConnell's back and they're like, oh, it was fake news, because these kinds of stories happen all the time.

00:07:54.000 It's so, yeah, it is weird.

00:07:56.000 It's like with the, what was it, the Ayatollah's son then just disappeared and they said his legs were blown off and maybe he was dead.

00:08:01.000 I still haven't heard a word from that guy.

00:08:02.000 I haven't seen him, huh?

00:08:03.000 Yeah.

00:08:04.000 So, It's interesting, maybe, you know, Mitch McConnell's also incapacitated in some fashion and would wake up in a week from like a coma, a medically induced coma.

00:08:11.000 Who knows?

00:08:13.000 I think he's in China.

00:08:14.000 You think he fled finally? 0.54

00:08:15.000 I think that he was a Chinese agent.

00:08:17.000 And when everyone said that his wife had gone to China, I think that was actually Mitch McConnell in disguise.

00:08:23.000 And he is currently in China.

00:08:25.000 Yeah, you pointed out, Dylan, that his wife went to China right when the news broke.

00:08:30.000 I'm not sure what the timeline on that was.

00:08:32.000 Yeah, she was, I think she might have been there right before.

00:08:35.000 Before he got hospitalized, or then went like the day after.

00:08:38.000 It was right around and the days around.

00:08:39.000 And then she stayed there, I believe, if I'm not mistaken.

00:08:42.000 Which is kind of weird. 0.98

00:08:42.000 She's Chinese. 0.98

00:08:44.000 Yeah, it's almost like she did something that could have caused him to become hospitalized and then left in time, but probably not. 1.00

00:08:52.000 Almost there.

00:08:52.000 She never came back.

00:08:54.000 Mitch actually split, dressed up like that.

00:08:56.000 You know, when they really messed up is when they everybody put out, there was like a week or two past, everybody's asking questions, what's going on?

00:09:02.000 And then suddenly everybody that's ever known Mitch McConnell puts out a statement and is like, I just talked to him.

00:09:08.000 And there's like 20 different people saying they had the same conversation with him, like that, you know.

00:09:12.000 Before, I wasn't that on guard about it.

00:09:13.000 I was like, whatever, there's probably nothing here.

00:09:15.000 But then suddenly, when everybody's putting out the same statement, oh, he's doing great.

00:09:18.000 That was a little bit weird, maybe a misstep.

00:09:18.000 We just talked to him.

00:09:20.000 Totally well, Scott.

00:09:21.000 I don't know.

00:09:22.000 Scott Jennings put out the original comment of, like, I called him.

00:09:25.000 And then people started mocking Scott Jennings by being like, I just called him too.

00:09:25.000 He's an old friend.

00:09:29.000 I don't believe Scott Jennings.

00:09:30.000 You think Scott Jennings lied?

00:09:31.000 Because that would be a huge lie for Scott Jennings.

00:09:32.000 I've never seen him put his credentials on the line.

00:09:34.000 That's a fair point.

00:09:35.000 It's just, why not?

00:09:38.000 Be like, hey, Mitch, let's do a quick 15 second thing.

00:09:41.000 I'll call you and we'll just say, hey, what's up?

00:09:43.000 And then Mitch could have been like, how's it going?

00:09:44.000 I'm a little under the weather.

00:09:45.000 I got pneumonia.

00:09:46.000 And then Scott could have been like, hey, you know, glad you're all right.

00:09:50.000 For the fans.

00:09:51.000 If they showed him in that state, though, it would have made things easier.

00:09:54.000 That's kind of what I was thinking.

00:09:55.000 It's like Biden's debate moment.

00:09:57.000 Once you see it, it's like 100 times.

00:09:59.000 Yeah, but is Mitch McConnell running for re election?

00:10:01.000 Oh.

00:10:01.000 Lord help us.

00:10:03.000 Yeah, that's, I think, the elephant in the room, which came up before we went live, is that if he does die, the governor appoints somebody and then could appoint.

00:10:11.000 Literally a Democrat to the Senate.

00:10:13.000 I guess he's like famously known for not being in the greatest of shapes.

00:10:16.000 Yeah, he's not seeking re election in 2026.

00:10:19.000 He's retiring.

00:10:21.000 So he can just come out and be like, look, I'm old.

00:10:24.000 I just can't take any of this.

00:10:24.000 You know what?

00:10:26.000 I can't stand it.

00:10:27.000 You know what I'm going to do?

00:10:28.000 I'm going to be on this show and I'm going to be like 70.

00:10:31.000 And I'm going to go, guys, I'm out.

00:10:33.000 I'm 70.

00:10:34.000 I think that's the line.

00:10:36.000 I'm going to go drink some sun tea on the porch in a rocking chair and watch my grandchildren play with the dog.

00:10:43.000 You can do that, but then you're going to see something on the news the next day that pisses you off.

00:10:46.000 No.

00:10:47.000 You can get on the internet and rant about it.

00:10:50.000 I'm going to rant to the dog.

00:10:52.000 I'm going to be like, come here, Rufus.

00:10:54.000 I talked to the dog's name is Rufus Stanley Jr. last night about like, Being able to analyze yourself in the whole big picture of reality and like choosing for yourself what is right, what it should be done, what you and override what you want, override your desires and your animalistic attractions, and like do what you must according to the analytics analysis.

00:11:14.000 Like, if you have to retire, make yourself do.

00:11:17.000 But you know, I do want to give a shout out to Mitch McConnell and many of our members of Congress and you know, the Senate.

00:11:22.000 The you know, no one, no one in any sector, anywhere is as good.

00:11:28.000 As money management of these guys.

00:11:29.000 I mean, just imagine, like, you're getting paid a salary of $174K a year and you managed to turn it into $50 million.

00:11:35.000 That is impressive.

00:11:36.000 Not Lindsey Graham. 1.00

00:11:37.000 Love of the game. 0.97

00:11:38.000 Yeah, just love of the game, huh?

00:11:39.000 He was only worth like $4 million or something.

00:11:41.000 I think it was even less than that.

00:11:42.000 Yeah, and it was probably mostly his house.

00:11:44.000 But it does make you wonder, what is he blowing his money on?

00:11:47.000 I think you said the word.

00:11:48.000 I mean, maybe.

00:11:49.000 I'm stepping out of my way.

00:11:50.000 He was boozing.

00:11:51.000 He was a boozer.

00:11:52.000 Hoppers?

00:11:53.000 He was just drinking it all.

00:11:55.000 I don't want to talk. 0.98

00:11:56.000 Is it too fresh to postulate maybe prostitutes? 0.94

00:11:59.000 I mean, no. 0.96

00:12:00.000 You're welcome to do that if you want.

00:12:01.000 It's not too soon.

00:12:03.000 I don't know.

00:12:03.000 I didn't know Lindsay.

00:12:04.000 I really wanted to interview him.

00:12:05.000 He was a 71 year old bachelor.

00:12:07.000 It was funny.

00:12:07.000 There's a funny meme where somebody posted, I won't celebrate anybody's death.

00:12:12.000 This man was somebody's father, somebody's husband, somebody's partner.

00:12:16.000 And then someone commented, like, the dude had no family.

00:12:19.000 But he was somebody's brother.

00:12:21.000 He had a son.

00:12:22.000 And by the way, that's a U.S. senator. 0.99

00:12:24.000 Trump, them appointing his freaking. 0.63

00:12:27.000 Does she have any political experience? 0.98

00:12:29.000 I don't know anything about it.

00:12:30.000 Stir got appointed like the most epitaphistic position. 0.90

00:12:32.000 She's run before. 0.98

00:12:33.000 She hasn't won, but she's a songwriter.

00:12:35.000 She writes books.

00:12:36.000 She's just an angry citizen, and now she'll be an angry senator. 1.00

00:12:39.000 A lot of songwriters running for office suddenly.

00:12:41.000 I don't think Ian gets the reference.

00:12:43.000 Well, that video you just played.

00:12:44.000 Oh, okay.

00:12:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:47.000 I don't think we played it on the show.

00:12:48.000 We'll get to that one.

00:12:49.000 I think everybody's seeing that one.

00:12:51.000 Fox covered it for two hours.

00:12:53.000 That's all they talked about.

00:12:54.000 Slow news day.

00:12:55.000 Slow news day.

00:12:55.000 Yeah, right.

00:12:56.000 I mean, the world's on fire. 0.85

00:12:57.000 It was ridiculous, though. 0.83

00:12:58.000 I mean, it was comedy. 0.92

00:13:00.000 We'll get to that. 1.00

00:13:01.000 What about Iran and the world being on fire? 1.00

00:13:01.000 We'll get to that. 1.00

00:13:03.000 If you read 1984, the whole book is all your country is at war overseas with an unknown.

00:13:10.000 Unnamed opponent, and then one day it's like Eurasia, and then all of a sudden it'll be like, We've never been at war with Eurasia, we've always been at war with North Africa, really.

00:13:20.000 Yeah, and then they like rewire everyone's story. 0.72

00:13:22.000 I read it kind of so then the people just retcon reality right in front of them, and then they get them to repeat the retcon.

00:13:27.000 And then you're like, Yes, we've all we've never been at war.

00:13:29.000 You know, I don't understand why the government doesn't just create a bad guy, you know, like something easy and digestible, and they could like like the Legion of Doom, they had Osama, no, no, but like, like, like, they could be like, Oh, it's the Legion of Doom, and they we we chased after him in Iraq.

00:13:42.000 Wiped out their henchmen, but they relocated to Iran.

00:13:45.000 Oh boy, we better get them. 1.00

00:13:47.000 That was Cobra Commander.

00:13:48.000 Cobra.

00:13:49.000 What do they call predictive programming?

00:13:51.000 They had all the kids in the 80s ready for a terrorist war in the 90s.

00:13:54.000 But Cobra was real.

00:13:55.000 Cobra from G.I. Joe?

00:13:56.000 Cobra was real, yeah.

00:13:57.000 It was a real cartoon character.

00:13:59.000 No, Cobra was real.

00:14:00.000 G.I. Joe was real, too.

00:14:01.000 Yeah, that's possible, too.

00:14:03.000 Yeah, Snake Eyes is a real guy.

00:14:04.000 They got us ready to help.

00:14:05.000 The Marines, they got ninjas.

00:14:06.000 The Taliban and ISIS.

00:14:08.000 Vega.

00:14:08.000 They're just like Cobra.

00:14:09.000 What was the other guy?

00:14:10.000 It was Snake Eyes and.

00:14:11.000 Snake Eyes.

00:14:12.000 Storm Shadow.

00:14:12.000 Oh man.

00:14:13.000 Storm Shadow.

00:14:14.000 Yeah, yeah, that was Storm Shadow. 0.93

00:14:15.000 The White Ninja.

00:14:16.000 Yeah, the White Ninja Storm Shadow. 0.64

00:14:18.000 It's funny how Storm Shadow was the white ninja, but he was a member of Cobra.

00:14:22.000 And Snake Eyes was the guy that wore black.

00:14:24.000 That's right. 1.00

00:14:25.000 Those were my two favorite Joes. 1.00

00:14:25.000 G.I. Joe. 1.00

00:14:26.000 Zartan was one of my favorites, too.

00:14:28.000 I changed color in the sun.

00:14:29.000 G.I. Joe.

00:14:30.000 Did you have the other ones, too?

00:14:31.000 Tomax and Zaymot?

00:14:32.000 Yes, I did.

00:14:33.000 Did you have the vehicle?

00:14:34.000 I had a lot of them.

00:14:35.000 I had a lot of the vehicles.

00:14:37.000 I had a car that could become a hovercraft, I think.

00:14:40.000 Didn't Megatron turn the toy into a gun?

00:14:43.000 Yes.

00:14:43.000 Yeah, I remember a kid.

00:14:44.000 I wasn't sure, but I remember a kid got in trouble at school.

00:14:47.000 Really?

00:14:47.000 Because he had a Megatron and he folded it and turned it into a gun and started pointing it at people.

00:14:51.000 They were like, stop doing that.

00:14:52.000 You could take it from him?

00:14:53.000 I think they told his parents, yes, I'd let him bring the toy gun to school and point people.

00:14:56.000 You know, now they.

00:14:57.000 We used to have those little plastic guns and you'd put the paper caps in them.

00:15:01.000 Yeah.

00:15:01.000 I mean, that was like a little cylinder.

00:15:03.000 And then when you pull the trigger, it would.

00:15:03.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:05.000 Cap gun.

00:15:06.000 Yeah, cap gun. 0.81

00:15:07.000 My dad wanted to get us guns as a kid, but my mom wouldn't like.

00:15:10.000 Like real guns?

00:15:11.000 No, like machine guns where you pull the trigger and it goes like, cock, Oh, the toys light up.

00:15:16.000 I have one of those.

00:15:16.000 Hey, my mom's like, I know.

00:15:17.000 I don't want them playing with guns. 1.00

00:15:20.000 Could you imagine if you were only raised by a woman? 1.00

00:15:24.000 This is what happens with single. 1.00

00:15:26.000 And it's not like women are bad. 1.00

00:15:27.000 It's just you get too complete. 1.00

00:15:28.000 Yeah, but my dad worked for 48 hours, then he'd be home for 24.

00:15:33.000 Yeah, it was kind of like I had a guy, but also I had to learn how to live without him.

00:15:35.000 What was he doing that was working for 48 hours?

00:15:37.000 He was a fireman for 24, and then he worked at the hospital.

00:15:39.000 What happened to you?

00:15:40.000 Bone technician.

00:15:41.000 I could be him an actor.

00:15:42.000 They gave me an Atari when I was four, and I think that's my problem.

00:15:45.000 They do 24 hour shifts.

00:15:46.000 So they're on for 24 hours straight.

00:15:49.000 You show up at night, go to bed.

00:15:51.000 That's kind of weird that they do that.

00:15:52.000 I guess it's because they don't want gaps.

00:15:54.000 I knew this one guy who did like 72 hours and then he was off for three days.

00:15:59.000 Is a fireman?

00:16:00.000 Three hours?

00:16:01.000 Seems unsafe.

00:16:01.000 Interesting.

00:16:02.000 I think he was working manager.

00:16:03.000 I mean, you get to sleep, though, right?

00:16:05.000 Yeah, but mostly what they're doing is they're just hanging out.

00:16:07.000 They cook dinner and you're waiting for the calls.

00:16:09.000 And a lot of it's ambulance assist stuff.

00:16:11.000 A lot of this, just changing the channel on the TV. 0.98

00:16:13.000 And that's why a lot of them are fat. 0.94

00:16:15.000 Yeah, it's unacceptable. 0.88

00:16:16.000 They would train.

00:16:17.000 They did like pull up, they would challenge each other to pull up competitions and stuff to stay in shape. 1.00

00:16:22.000 They should do carrying injured women contests. 1.00

00:16:27.000 That'd be more practical for the women. 1.00

00:16:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:30.000 Yeah, like big, large women. 1.00

00:16:32.000 Where are they going to go next? 1.00

00:16:33.000 Bro, that's over.

00:16:34.000 Oh, yeah, that's true.

00:16:35.000 We're done.

00:16:35.000 Body positivity is gone.

00:16:37.000 Thank God.

00:16:38.000 Yeah.

00:16:39.000 But I just brought up Cobra because I was concerned about the insurance.

00:16:44.000 The insurance agency. 0.97

00:16:46.000 I mean, that's kind of what Al Qaeda was, though. 0.91

00:16:49.000 Like, insurance. 0.92

00:16:49.000 Totally. 0.92

00:16:50.000 They prepped us.

00:16:51.000 No, yes, they were insurance.

00:16:52.000 They were actually trying to sell us insurance.

00:16:54.000 I don't know if it was.

00:16:54.000 That's why they flew the planes into the.

00:16:56.000 That's more terrifying.

00:16:57.000 You're saying, like, the U.S. government.

00:16:59.000 I get it with Bin Laden, but they could just make up, like the US could just make a supervillain group, you know, and Americans would believe it, especially with all the Marvel stuff.

00:17:09.000 Call it the Axis of Evil.

00:17:11.000 But I think that, you know, they could call it the Syndicate. 0.92

00:17:14.000 And then Trump can be like, oh no, the Syndicate, they're in Iran and we got to blow them up.

00:17:19.000 Oh, oh no, oh, they're in China now. 0.55

00:17:21.000 They got to go in China.

00:17:22.000 What are we going to do? 1.00

00:17:24.000 Don't we call that narco terrorists? 1.00

00:17:25.000 Are we kind of doing that already? 1.00

00:17:26.000 Yeah.

00:17:27.000 Yeah, but they're not definable.

00:17:29.000 You know, like you can make a cool logo, and then what you do is you do like in Iron Man 3, you have a guy make a video, then he posts it on the internet, and he's like, America.

00:17:39.000 And then Trump's like, We're gonna get you.

00:17:40.000 And then, I mean, I gotta be honest, I think that would work really well.

00:17:44.000 I think people would buy it.

00:17:45.000 Trump's trying to do it honestly, though, as honest as you can be, like, isn't that funny?

00:17:50.000 Killer in chief, yeah, the commander of the military, yeah, he's trying to do it on the level, but like, bro, can we just stop the pause and think about how psychotic it is that ABC and NBC did not carry a speech by the president?

00:18:01.000 Did you see the statement they made?

00:18:03.000 They were like, we will not be broadcasting this speech because the president is going to mislead the American people.

00:18:09.000 And it's like, oh, it's back to that stuff, huh?

00:18:11.000 Yeah, it's nuts.

00:18:12.000 Sidney last night said something like more viewers for me, basically.

00:18:15.000 Like, it's, you know, it's kind of.

00:18:16.000 Well, they're making themselves irrelevant.

00:18:18.000 Yeah, I actually don't hate that they didn't do it because, like, who's tuning into NBC and ABC to get their news at this point, anyways?

00:18:24.000 Like, those people are already sunk.

00:18:26.000 They're gone.

00:18:26.000 They're 70.

00:18:27.000 Yeah.

00:18:28.000 So, like, you know, what difference does this make?

00:18:30.000 People can watch it.

00:18:31.000 Maybe it was a calculated decision.

00:18:33.000 They're like, look, if we change our programming, the few viewers that we have are going to tune away.

00:18:38.000 The people that are actually interested in this are going to be watching on the internet, likely.

00:18:42.000 Well, no, they're probably going, like, CNN also did, like, a commentary coverage.

00:18:47.000 They're probably saying our audience hates Trump and won't watch it.

00:18:49.000 We will lose all our viewers if we cover this.

00:18:51.000 Oh, true.

00:18:52.000 Yeah, they're just like, oh, why come? 0.94

00:18:54.000 Let's jump to this in the post millennial.

00:18:56.000 Speaking about these Republican senators who are out, we have this attempt at replacing Democrat senators.

00:19:01.000 And I got to tell you, with the loss of Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell, and now Graham Plattner, I'll be serious.

00:19:09.000 It's not looking good.

00:19:10.000 It's not.

00:19:11.000 Trans Maine Senate candidate Ashley Webb says his songwriting makes him qualified for office.

00:19:17.000 Okay, all right, here we go.

00:19:20.000 When asked, what makes you qualified to be a senator?

00:19:23.000 Oh, I ran for office several times.

00:19:26.000 Didn't win, but I did run.

00:19:28.000 And then I'm a songwriter, and then I write my own books.

00:19:32.000 And then I suppose my transparency, I wouldn't lie to the people and I wouldn't deceive the people like we're being deceived right now.

00:19:41.000 Like, we get lied to, smoking mirrors, like what's going on with ICE.

00:19:48.000 And I suppose the biggest thing is like, I'm just an angry citizen now, and if I got elected, I'd be an angry senator.

00:19:54.000 Oh, I ran for office several times.

00:19:57.000 You got my vote.

00:19:59.000 I endorse Ashley Webb, and I'll tell you why.

00:20:02.000 Whatever that was, it is better than the establishment crony Democrats.

00:20:07.000 And I would rather have a, as I would describe, mentally incapable senator on the Democrat side as opposed to a ruthless, ruthless, and conniving senator on the Democrat side.

00:20:18.000 And prove me wrong.

00:20:22.000 I'm trying to think of how to do that, but it's. 0.95

00:20:25.000 Yes, it seems like Ashley would be an anchor around the neck of the party.

00:20:31.000 When he, she, he was like, I'm going to say he, because he's a man that's a trans woman, said, I'm not going to deceive you like you're being deceived right now.

00:20:42.000 I'm like, you know, are you deceiving me?

00:20:43.000 Like, what?

00:20:44.000 There's only one thing I thought of when I saw this.

00:20:46.000 And do you know who that was?

00:20:47.000 What? 1.00

00:20:49.000 What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. 1.00

00:20:54.000 At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything. 1.00

00:20:58.000 That could be considered a rational thought. 0.99

00:21:00.000 Everyone watching this video is now dumber for having listened to it. 0.93

00:21:03.000 I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. 0.98

00:21:07.000 What a great movie.

00:21:08.000 What a great movie.

00:21:09.000 So, this is what Democrats are.

00:21:14.000 Oh, I ran for it.

00:21:14.000 This is one of the individuals running as a Democrat.

00:21:18.000 And you know what?

00:21:19.000 I'm for it.

00:21:20.000 Oh, wait, there's more.

00:21:22.000 I'm Ashley Webb.

00:21:23.000 I'm from Farmerton, Maine.

00:21:24.000 The biggest thing I'd like to get across is that we need unity.

00:21:29.000 Whoever wins this nomination, we need to.

00:21:32.000 Show up at the polls, we need to vote for them and we need to make sure they win no matter what because what's going on in this country is not right. 0.97

00:21:41.000 With immigration and immigrants being targeted, they're being rounded up like animals.

00:21:47.000 It's not acceptable to allow this to go on in our streets. 0.99

00:21:51.000 And then with the trans community, like we're being dehumanized, they say that we want to hurt people.

00:21:56.000 I don't want to hurt anybody, I just want to use the bathroom.

00:22:00.000 And if you want me to use the men's room, I will, but I don't want to be assaulted.

00:22:04.000 Now I'm on Tim's team.

00:22:06.000 You're right.

00:22:07.000 Put him into the Senate.

00:22:09.000 Get him in there.

00:22:10.000 He's crying.

00:22:10.000 This would be the most.

00:22:11.000 This would be the best.

00:22:11.000 Look.

00:22:12.000 Look, He's crying.

00:22:14.000 Whoa.

00:22:15.000 Whoa.

00:22:15.000 Watch.

00:22:16.000 Even as far as like, oh, yeah, what happened in Viddeford, it's unacceptable.

00:22:22.000 We knew since January that what ICE has been doing with Alex.

00:22:26.000 I'm not even playing. 0.97

00:22:27.000 I don't, I hate all of these Democrats.

00:22:30.000 This is like the least threatening Democrat politician I've ever seen.

00:22:37.000 And it's one of those things where, like, it's like watching the Special Olympics, like, bless their hearts.

00:22:43.000 It makes me nervous, though, that movie where they give Richard Pryor all the money.

00:22:43.000 You know what I mean?

00:22:47.000 They're like, hey, we're going to put you at Roosters Millions.

00:22:50.000 No, no, trading spaces.

00:22:51.000 Oh, Eddie Murphy plays.

00:22:53.000 Oh, Eddie Murphy.

00:22:54.000 He's just going to be the only one he wears. 1.00

00:22:54.000 He's so idiotic. 1.00

00:22:56.000 Richard Pryor was Brewster's Millions, right? 1.00

00:22:58.000 Richard Pryor was Brewster's Millions.

00:22:58.000 What?

00:22:59.000 Yeah, Richard Pryor. 1.00

00:23:00.000 But where they put this, like, doof who they think is an idiot in charge. 0.99

00:23:03.000 And the same way with Dick the President, that movie with the President, where they put this guy who looks like the President, and then he becomes so powerful and good at his job that you're like, oops. 0.99

00:23:12.000 No, If Ashley Webb wins and then, like, walks into the Senate in full, like, the clothes that he's wearing, and then pulls the wig off and the dress, and he's wearing a suit, Or, like a military uniform.

00:23:25.000 And then his face just curls up.

00:23:27.000 He goes, Now that I'm in, I am going to legislate with an iron fist.

00:23:27.000 No, he just gets mad.

00:23:32.000 I'd be like, I ain't even mad.

00:23:33.000 I'm impressed, actually.

00:23:34.000 You know, look, we need more senators that cry in debate. 0.98

00:23:38.000 At least they serve as a team. 0.86

00:23:39.000 At least they show up to the polls.

00:23:41.000 It shows that they care.

00:23:41.000 Exactly.

00:23:42.000 Yes.

00:23:43.000 It shows that they care.

00:23:45.000 Wow.

00:23:45.000 The Democrats, man.

00:23:46.000 Yeah, no hay on that.

00:23:47.000 So I get asked by these liberals, Tim, would you ever consider voting for a Democrat?

00:23:50.000 I'm like, Which one? 0.98

00:23:52.000 The fat guy crying, dressed as a woman, who says, I want to run for office so I can use a bathroom, or the corrupt. 0.95

00:23:58.000 Politicians who are just paid off by major corporations and are saying whatever they're told to say. 0.99

00:24:02.000 Give me the fat guy that has to pee. 0.96

00:24:04.000 This is like part of it. 0.99

00:24:05.000 I'm not even kidding though.

00:24:07.000 I can relate to that more.

00:24:09.000 I just want to go to the bathroom.

00:24:11.000 I'm like, you know, I feel that.

00:24:12.000 Sometimes I'm at a store and there's no bathroom available.

00:24:15.000 I'm at a 7 Eleven.

00:24:16.000 I've got a bathroom.

00:24:17.000 I just want to use a bathroom.

00:24:18.000 They're like, yeah, it needs a key and some guy stole the key and now I can't go.

00:24:22.000 You come to me and say, I'll make it so you can use a bathroom when you got to go.

00:24:24.000 I'll be like, huh?

00:24:26.000 At least that affects me in a positive way.

00:24:28.000 I've had to pee so bad that my teeth started to hurt.

00:24:31.000 That ever happened to you guys?

00:24:32.000 No.

00:24:32.000 No, I can't say it has.

00:24:34.000 It did, yeah.

00:24:34.000 Never.

00:24:35.000 It's really my gums.

00:24:36.000 They start to swell, and I'm like, that's even more so.

00:24:39.000 I think something's wrong with your heart.

00:24:41.000 Only when I have to pee.

00:24:42.000 Have you seen a physician about that?

00:24:42.000 Yeah, you got to let that out.

00:24:44.000 No, I just pee.

00:24:45.000 I just let it out.

00:24:46.000 It's just blood pressure.

00:24:47.000 At night, are your ankles swollen?

00:24:50.000 Only if I don't pee enough.

00:24:51.000 Or if I have too much sodium.

00:24:52.000 That means your heart is failing.

00:24:53.000 No, no, I'm good.

00:24:55.000 I have gone through phases of overly sodium.

00:24:57.000 But remember, we had that guest on that was talking about peeing being like actually the main function of urination is to lower blood pressure.

00:25:04.000 What?

00:25:05.000 It's blood pressure related.

00:25:05.000 I think I missed it.

00:25:06.000 It's not about getting the toxins out.

00:25:08.000 It's more about blood pressure.

00:25:09.000 Like 90% of it's about reducing blood pressure.

00:25:13.000 I think Ian would also do well to run for the Democrat Senate.

00:25:18.000 That's where I'm going.

00:25:19.000 Could you imagine Ian being up there and they're like, why are you qualified to be in the Senate?

00:25:23.000 Because I can change the weather.

00:25:25.000 No, no, no, no.

00:25:26.000 He just says, well, I think that when you're urinating, it's not about releasing toxins.

00:25:30.000 It's about blood pressure.

00:25:31.000 And I think a lot of people don't get it.

00:25:33.000 But sometimes my gums hurt when I have to pee real bad.

00:25:36.000 People are going to be like, you know.

00:25:37.000 I'm going to vote for that guy.

00:25:38.000 He seems honest.

00:25:39.000 He's kind of just too honest.

00:25:40.000 At least we're learning something.

00:25:41.000 Yeah, we are.

00:25:42.000 I didn't say it was something you wanted to learn, but we're learning.

00:25:45.000 I would run for the Democratic Party.

00:25:47.000 Please do.

00:25:48.000 Please do.

00:25:49.000 It's kind of the op working, though, because we're talking, like you were saying, we're talking about this person, and the person that's actually going to win is going to be like a complete communist.

00:25:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:57.000 I think this person is a complete communist.

00:25:58.000 Come on.

00:25:59.000 Yeah, but they're not going to win.

00:26:00.000 The real communists were not going to win.

00:26:01.000 You should run, and literally, no matter what question you get asked, you should turn it into why you support Israel.

00:26:06.000 So they'll just be like, what do you think about American tax policy?

00:26:10.000 Oh, I think we should pay more taxes to support Israel. 0.76

00:26:11.000 Look at what? 0.99

00:26:12.000 That's right.

00:26:13.000 What about climate change?

00:26:13.000 This is in the history.

00:26:14.000 The problem with climate change is that the weather changing is bad for the farmland and the economy of Israel.

00:26:19.000 Jacob wrestled with God.

00:26:21.000 Do you understand?

00:26:22.000 I'll just keep referring to the Old Testament over and over.

00:26:24.000 Literally every single question.

00:26:26.000 What will you do about the American border?

00:26:28.000 Well, my principal concern is the border of Israel.

00:26:31.000 Do you think that even there is any value to running for office anymore?

00:26:34.000 Was it any value to running for office?

00:26:36.000 There's a lot of monetary value to it.

00:26:38.000 Yeah.

00:26:38.000 You want insider information so you can be rich.

00:26:41.000 That's what you do.

00:26:42.000 Plus, don't you get a pension?

00:26:45.000 Like right away, since you're elected.

00:26:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:26:47.000 It's like you get elected one time and then you get paid for life.

00:26:49.000 You're done.

00:26:50.000 And if I understand correctly, when you stay in for a certain amount of terms, you get your full pay for the rest of your life as well.

00:26:57.000 I thought you did that no matter what.

00:26:59.000 I think that you have to have a.

00:27:01.000 I'm not sure how long it is.

00:27:02.000 Did Santos get 10 years?

00:27:04.000 Yes, he did.

00:27:05.000 Dude, the Democrats got to put up a good candidate because I think that.

00:27:05.000 He did.

00:27:13.000 Yeah, they can get taxpayer matched pension after a certain amount of time, after five years.

00:27:19.000 Yeah.

00:27:19.000 So one full Senate term.

00:27:21.000 Okay.

00:27:21.000 So if you get elected to the Senate, you get a lifetime pension after one term.

00:27:26.000 That's be nice.

00:27:27.000 I do think Democrats got to put up a good candidate, not just for the health of the Democratic Party, but for everybody, because I don't want people to turn a blind eye to misgivings or in, you know, falling short in the Republican Party.

00:27:39.000 Like JD Vance and Marco Rubio, I feel like, are going to go head to head and they need like an outside force to challenge them.

00:27:45.000 You see Tucker Carlson saying JD Vance is the greatest and he's going to vote for him.

00:27:48.000 Yeah.

00:27:49.000 Was that today?

00:27:50.000 There was a clip going viral where he was like, if JD Vance was president, none of this would have happened.

00:27:54.000 I would have voted for him, but he wasn't running.

00:27:56.000 So he's basically in Camp JD.

00:27:58.000 Okay.

00:27:58.000 Yeah.

00:27:59.000 I mean, they're friends.

00:28:01.000 I mean, he's friends with Trump, too.

00:28:03.000 Was it still?

00:28:04.000 I wonder if the play they're making is like, oh, no, we don't like Trump anymore.

00:28:08.000 That way they're going to try and court the anti Trump moderates.

00:28:11.000 We've been talking about it quite a bit.

00:28:13.000 Yeah.

00:28:13.000 One of the things that I noticed there are a lot of the people that JD Vance seemed to be trying to placate when he was on the Joe Rogan podcast, they're just like, oh, he doesn't go far enough.

00:28:24.000 Um, a lot of the libertarians are like, Oh, you know, JD, he doesn't do enough.

00:28:27.000 He's not saying that we have to cut off Israel, blah blah blah blah.

00:28:30.000 And then the people that you would consider like neocons, normal conservatives, they're not going to vote for JD Vance. 0.66

00:28:36.000 They're like, He's a Groyper, you know? 0.83

00:28:37.000 So it's like trying to split the difference doesn't really work. 1.00

00:28:40.000 Like anybody that's really enthused and fired up about the abstain files has already written off anybody in this admin, I feel like.

00:28:46.000 Like they're not, you can't go win them back by being, Well, I still believe it.

00:28:50.000 Yeah, I think that's right. 0.99

00:28:51.000 That's what happened to Ro Khanna with the Israel stuff.

00:28:54.000 Uh, Well, the crazies thought he was not going far enough.

00:28:58.000 I'm not a Rokhana fan personally, but he's been on the show and he's amicable in person.

00:29:03.000 I've interviewed him before.

00:29:04.000 He's a nice guy, but I think this was a little bit of a misstep.

00:29:08.000 What was it?

00:29:08.000 What did he do?

00:29:09.000 He went to the West Bank and got quote unquote detained while he was in the West Bank and then started tweeting a bunch about it and going on a bunch of shows about it and complaining.

00:29:18.000 Was it an actual like unjust?

00:29:20.000 My understanding, I didn't go down a full rabbit hole.

00:29:22.000 My understanding is that the area he was trying to go in had.

00:29:25.000 Previously, it had been a restricted area, so everybody kind of got screened before going into it, but it wasn't restricted anymore.

00:29:31.000 But there's a line in that video where someone says, You were already stopped and told about this, something like that, right?

00:29:38.000 So it's like just a big stunt.

00:29:40.000 He's just playing it was a PR stunt, and it worked to some degree.

00:29:42.000 People got really mad about it, but the people who are really like the most ardent anti Israel people thought he wasn't going far enough still, so it didn't actually accomplish anything.

00:29:50.000 I think I saw a video a long time ago, pure anecdotal, of this woman, this like American girl over in Israel, like in.

00:29:57.000 And the soldiers were like grabbing her by the hair and throwing her around.

00:29:59.000 She's like, I'm an American.

00:30:00.000 And they're just beating her.

00:30:02.000 And like, um, then the video disappeared.

00:30:03.000 And I was like, that was a news anchor.

00:30:05.000 That, uh, there's a story about that.

00:30:08.000 Well, maybe she shouldn't, right?

00:30:09.000 You know, F around in a war torn country.

00:30:11.000 Like, even if they're your allies, they're still on.

00:30:14.000 No, I'm sorry. 1.00

00:30:15.000 Like, I have a special place in my heart, a bias against these women who go to conflict zones. 0.97

00:30:20.000 I just, I'm not interested in your feminism. 0.99

00:30:24.000 I'm not interested in this, like, 26 to 30 year old woman wanting to go to a conflict zone. 1.00

00:30:29.000 You know, it's going to happen. 0.99

00:30:30.000 And it happens all the time. 1.00

00:30:32.000 So it's just, it's stupid. 1.00

00:30:34.000 This, like, bro, I'm not even playing, okay? 1.00

00:30:37.000 Dudes go to conflict zones and they risk their lives.

00:30:41.000 Women risk slavery, their lives, and substantially worse. 0.99

00:30:43.000 And they're not capable of defending themselves in the same way a man is. 0.99

00:30:46.000 And so we hear these story after story about women who are like, I'm going to go report from Algiers or whatever. 0.87

00:30:50.000 I'm like, we know exactly what's going to happen. 0.99

00:30:51.000 And it does.

00:30:53.000 It's weird while, like, every once in a while I see a video of a girl get up in some dude's face, like, with no fear.

00:30:59.000 And then he just knocks her out.

00:31:00.000 Or he doesn't.

00:31:00.000 Yeah.

00:31:01.000 And I'm like, wow, maybe she's never been knocked out by a threat.

00:31:04.000 And she's just lived in this glass house her whole life.

00:31:07.000 So crazy. 1.00

00:31:08.000 It's because women have what's called the glass floor. 1.00

00:31:11.000 They like to talk, feminists like to talk about the glass ceiling, where they're like, oh, you know, women can never be CEOs. 1.00

00:31:15.000 But there's also a glass floor, meaning there are dudes at the bottom looking up. 1.00

00:31:19.000 In the basement, at these women who are always just in the middle and they get they have a base level that men don't, and then there's the elite men up top. 0.66

00:31:28.000 And so, there's a lot of women who go through life never actually having experienced hardship or having to do hard work or anything like that.

00:31:34.000 And these are the women will get start screaming in a dude's face, and then you watch the viral video where he just knocks her out, guys, too, for sure. 0.98

00:31:41.000 But it's just every year when it's a woman, I don't know why because they're so delicate, like frail compared to like not frail, but they have internal organs that you want to preserve, like the uterus and stuff. 0.92

00:31:50.000 So, I call it delicate, they're more generally more delicate. 0.96

00:31:53.000 They literally are more delicate.

00:31:54.000 They've got less skin collagen.

00:31:56.000 Oh, okay.

00:31:57.000 It's true.

00:31:57.000 Yeah, they are more delicate.

00:31:58.000 Yeah, men have twice the skin collagen of women.

00:32:01.000 But I guess you'll see like a little dog go up and just go, like a big dog sometimes.

00:32:05.000 There's a really funny video I saw where there's like a little corgi and the person opens the door and it runs out.

00:32:05.000 You're like, what are you?

00:32:11.000 And then it runs, there's like a next door neighbor.

00:32:14.000 The glass door is open.

00:32:15.000 It runs inside up to a golden retriever and sniffs it, wagging its tail.

00:32:18.000 They both wag their tail.

00:32:19.000 Then they both get up and they walk out to the glass door and then start snarling and barking at each other at the glass door.

00:32:24.000 That's the internet.

00:32:25.000 And then after they're done barking, Corgi goes back inside and then they play together.

00:32:29.000 That's Congress.

00:32:31.000 They're just playing.

00:32:32.000 They were yelling at each other for fun.

00:32:34.000 I swear that is the internet, man.

00:32:36.000 Laura Loomer and Candace Owens.

00:32:38.000 No, That's the glass door.

00:32:40.000 That hit runs deep.

00:32:41.000 No, yeah, not mean.

00:32:42.000 That was the wrong.

00:32:44.000 I brought her up. 0.99

00:32:45.000 It's the realest beef. 1.00

00:32:48.000 All my bitches. 0.99

00:32:48.000 My favorite dog. 0.99

00:32:49.000 One real internet beef.

00:32:50.000 There's a lot of fake internet beef, but I would not describe Laura Loomer as having fake internet beef at all.

00:32:54.000 I feel like the screen does something to the mammal.

00:32:58.000 Like, where you're like, there's a now there's a barrier between us.

00:33:00.000 I don't why do dogs do that?

00:33:01.000 Why do they do that?

00:33:03.000 Why do they bark at each other on the fence and they don't when the fence is like right now?

00:33:06.000 I can be like, Oh, I'm gonna get you in.

00:33:08.000 Oh, this table's in my way.

00:33:10.000 Oh, there's no real threat, they know there's no real threat.

00:33:13.000 So they can, that's it.

00:33:14.000 Yeah, yeah, like when that guy smacked the microphone on the show.

00:33:17.000 Yeah, yeah, he was running.

00:33:19.000 It was gonna happen.

00:33:21.000 I'm not that guy.

00:33:21.000 That was an act.

00:33:22.000 Facebook TV.

00:33:23.000 I think there's a quote by Mike Tyson that says, You know, it's not a real quote.

00:33:28.000 They attribute it to him, but like.

00:33:29.000 He said, people have gotten too comfortable with talking smack without getting punched in the face.

00:33:32.000 Yeah.

00:33:33.000 I think he denied being the one that says that.

00:33:35.000 That's a great quote.

00:33:36.000 He should have taken credit for it.

00:33:36.000 It is.

00:33:37.000 Yeah.

00:33:38.000 I used to, with internet, dude, you can say so much nasty stuff at people with an internet video that you wouldn't say to them if they're in the room.

00:33:44.000 Yeah.

00:33:45.000 I mean, you know, an armed society is a polite society.

00:33:46.000 You know, carry a gun.

00:33:49.000 Let's jump to the story for the New York Times.

00:33:51.000 Trump is threatening Canada with tariffs for wildfire smoke over the U.S.

00:33:55.000 I just love this because I jokingly tweeted the Canadians are attacking.

00:33:59.000 Because we've got this blast of smoke.

00:34:01.000 It is so thick outside, you can't go outside.

00:34:05.000 Like, my wife wanted to go take the baby for a walk, and then she looked out the window and was like, What the?

00:34:10.000 And then I woke up and I saw, I got a notification.

00:34:13.000 The air quality index could not be worse.

00:34:15.000 Yeah.

00:34:16.000 It's like 95%, highest it could possibly be.

00:34:19.000 The smoke is so thick, you can, it looks like it's foggy out.

00:34:22.000 And you got your eyes start burning and it smells like burning plastic.

00:34:25.000 It's crazy.

00:34:26.000 I'm like scared to my mailbox. 0.99

00:34:28.000 So I jokingly tweeted the Canadians are attacking.

00:34:32.000 Trump is threatening tariffs.

00:34:33.000 You did this.

00:34:34.000 Trump saw your tweet.

00:34:35.000 Yeah, maybe, but I'm just like, they're just on fire, dude.

00:34:39.000 Could you imagine, like, You're sitting on a park and a guy's on fire and the smoke is coming out.

00:34:44.000 You're like, bro, stop. 0.96

00:34:45.000 Like, I will strike you if you don't stop. 1.00

00:34:48.000 And he's going, I'll burn it alive. 1.00

00:34:49.000 And you're like, well, knock it off. 0.97

00:34:50.000 Just steal your wallet if you don't second.

00:34:53.000 I kind of want to steal Man Trump's move here because there is a potential of like, if there's a small community that has access to like the oil, but they don't know what to do and they just constantly light it on fire and poison the air.

00:35:04.000 Sure, if that's what was happening.

00:35:05.000 You would go take over and take the oil for you.

00:35:07.000 You're like, we have to preserve the natural resource that you're capable of handling.

00:35:11.000 So, the Canadians with their trees.

00:35:12.000 All of these fires.

00:35:14.000 But it's kind of a joke because I don't know if we could handle the trees either.

00:35:16.000 Look at this.

00:35:18.000 We got a fire on the border.

00:35:20.000 Oh, boy.

00:35:21.000 We're down here.

00:35:21.000 So, here we are.

00:35:22.000 Look how bad it is.

00:35:23.000 Purple is the worst it can possibly be.

00:35:25.000 Yeah, it's awful. 1.00

00:35:26.000 It's basically us.

00:35:28.000 If a fire is crossing the border into the country, at what point does that become a problem?

00:35:32.000 You see, Trump during the speech the other day, he was like flaming a little bit.

00:35:36.000 I think it was the smoke.

00:35:37.000 Because he was like getting a little frog in his throat.

00:35:40.000 I thought highway.

00:35:41.000 So, look at New York, though.

00:35:42.000 New York's actually not that bad.

00:35:43.000 It's pretty bad in New York, but it's not that bad.

00:35:46.000 So, they're going to be doing the World Cup on Sunday.

00:35:49.000 If this fire does not improve and it keeps going, look how bad it is.

00:35:54.000 So, we got manifest rain.

00:35:56.000 We have fires all over the place.

00:35:57.000 Look, yeah, Ian, if you can change the weather, why don't you put these fires out?

00:36:01.000 I tried today, and then you said it's going to rain tomorrow?

00:36:03.000 No.

00:36:03.000 Bro, do you know how much MP it would take for Ian to get rain across that swath of land?

00:36:07.000 That's massive.

00:36:08.000 I don't care.

00:36:09.000 If he can do it, he can do it.

00:36:11.000 Put your back into it, Ian.

00:36:12.000 Come on.

00:36:13.000 Dude, pot gives me mana.

00:36:14.000 Massive mana boost, but it lowers my intelligence for the duration of the spell.

00:36:19.000 So, you mess the spell up.

00:36:20.000 I get massive mana regen when it's on.

00:36:23.000 Yeah, it would wear me out too.

00:36:25.000 I'd be tired for like eight hours after that.

00:36:27.000 I mean, you go to sleep, right?

00:36:28.000 Potentially.

00:36:31.000 I would estimate that Ian's only capable of casting Blizzara, but not Blizzaga.

00:36:36.000 And if you don't have Blizzaga, you're not going to do it.

00:36:38.000 Everybody knows Blizzara is not going to do it.

00:36:40.000 Yeah, Blizzara is not going to do it.

00:36:42.000 It's ice too.

00:36:43.000 You know what I mean?

00:36:44.000 Like, I only hit my surroundings.

00:36:45.000 Maybe if he got some materia to like boost his, you know, Like a focusing agent.

00:36:49.000 If you could put a video on the area you want me to manipulate, I can do it from afar.

00:36:53.000 If I can see it, I can believe it.

00:36:55.000 I bet you can.

00:36:56.000 But I tried to move the hurricane that was hitting Florida, Miami, because I have a bunch of friends down there.

00:37:00.000 So I focused for like hours.

00:37:01.000 I did a live stream and I'm like, focus, positive energy.

00:37:04.000 You could do.

00:37:05.000 But the hurricane moved and then it hit North Carolina and devastated North Carolina.

00:37:10.000 I was like, why don't you summon Shiva?

00:37:13.000 Shiva, the gods.

00:37:13.000 Yeah.

00:37:14.000 I don't get into demons.

00:37:15.000 That's the Ice Queen from Final Fantasy. 0.99

00:37:17.000 I think that's a demon.

00:37:19.000 In Final Fantasy, Shiva is a summon.

00:37:21.000 Not a summoner, though.

00:37:23.000 I get nervous about summoning spirits.

00:37:24.000 People say it's bad.

00:37:26.000 It'd be funny if Ian's like, I'm going to put this fire out so he actually draws a pentagram and summons a demon and the demon burns everything down.

00:37:31.000 Summon like an ice queen to do it.

00:37:32.000 No, like an actual demon and just burns everything down.

00:37:34.000 She's like, I haven't done enough.

00:37:34.000 You've done enough.

00:37:35.000 That would be what would happen.

00:37:36.000 Put out all the fires on Earth and the sun.

00:37:38.000 Actually, it'd be really cool if Ian showed up and his skin was gray and his eyes were red.

00:37:42.000 And he was like, it's taking me over.

00:37:44.000 And we're like, Ian, stop.

00:37:45.000 We know.

00:37:47.000 The sun's not really fire, Ian.

00:37:50.000 It's turning in the center.

00:37:52.000 It's a nuclear reaction.

00:37:54.000 Yeah, it's creating plasma in the center.

00:37:56.000 Well, I mean, plasma is a different state of energy, or I mean, a state of matter.

00:38:00.000 So it's like, it's just iron.

00:38:02.000 You're right, yeah.

00:38:03.000 So, like, it's, but it's not like fire.

00:38:06.000 No, it's, it's magnetic fire.

00:38:09.000 Plasma.

00:38:10.000 It's got a magnetic charge, yes.

00:38:11.000 Yeah, dude.

00:38:12.000 It's making plasma.

00:38:13.000 I was already thinking about it.

00:38:14.000 So, if you can use your magnetic field to influence the rain, why don't you use it to influence the sun?

00:38:20.000 To do what?

00:38:21.000 I don't know.

00:38:22.000 Get creative.

00:38:23.000 Well, I focus energy through it, like a conduit, and then into the Earth's core.

00:38:28.000 Yeah.

00:38:28.000 And then, like, as a cycle through all the stars back through my body.

00:38:31.000 All of them?

00:38:31.000 All the stars?

00:38:32.000 I focus like a tree branch of white light.

00:38:32.000 All of them.

00:38:34.000 So, there's a lot.

00:38:35.000 Infinite.

00:38:35.000 Are you sure when you say all of them, do you mean all of them?

00:38:38.000 Because there's a lot of them.

00:38:40.000 I don't know.

00:38:40.000 It's an array.

00:38:41.000 Name three stars.

00:38:41.000 Oh, yeah, Ian.

00:38:42.000 All the stars I can see.

00:38:43.000 Sirius, satellite.

00:38:46.000 The Big Dipper.

00:38:47.000 That's not a constellation.

00:38:49.000 Just a few stars.

00:38:49.000 That's a constellation.

00:38:50.000 Centauri, of course, my favorite.

00:38:52.000 The Sun.

00:38:53.000 Sol.

00:38:55.000 Sirius.

00:38:55.000 Well, I guess you are a big fan of the Sun.

00:38:57.000 Beetlejuice.

00:38:57.000 There's another one.

00:38:58.000 That's a good one.

00:38:58.000 Beetlejuice.

00:38:59.000 Beetlejuice.

00:39:01.000 Would you consider the black hole at the center of the galaxy a star?

00:39:04.000 No, that's a black hole.

00:39:06.000 It's a black hole.

00:39:08.000 Do you know what the black hole at the center of the universe is?

00:39:12.000 Sagittarius B.

00:39:13.000 No, it's Sagittarius A star.

00:39:14.000 I messed that up, sorry.

00:39:16.000 Sagittarius A is the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

00:39:18.000 One letter off.

00:39:19.000 Yeah, I think Nassim Harriman purported that all the stars have black holes inside of them.

00:39:24.000 I know of the three kings, the stars.

00:39:26.000 Yeah, Orion's belt.

00:39:27.000 Orion's belt.

00:39:28.000 I didn't know that it was Alnitak, Alnalam, and Mintaka.

00:39:32.000 Oh, dude, you forgot the North Star.

00:39:34.000 That was the North Star.

00:39:34.000 That's a big one.

00:39:35.000 Oh, Polaris.

00:39:35.000 It's a big one.

00:39:36.000 That's a good one.

00:39:37.000 Yeah, Serge was showing.

00:39:38.000 You can actually navigate pretty easily.

00:39:40.000 When we were in Florida, he was showing me how to navigate by the stars.

00:39:43.000 And if you know where Polaris is, And the big dipper, I think.

00:39:46.000 Yeah, once you align the two of them and see which direction is right, well, I think it's the big dipper or maybe the little dipper.

00:39:52.000 One of the dippers, one of the dippers. 0.95

00:39:55.000 Problem is, like, most stars have dumb names like X39491, like they got lazy. 0.96

00:40:01.000 Well, they're just too many, they're like, eh, too many.

00:40:04.000 And then someone's like, I found another one's like, you didn't find it, everyone saw that it's just nobody got around to naming it because there's too many.

00:40:09.000 That's right, Vega, Vega, dude.

00:40:13.000 That was my favorite character in Street Fighter 2.

00:40:15.000 I was just gonna say, Altair.

00:40:17.000 Altair, that's a big one, I believe.

00:40:19.000 Antares.

00:40:20.000 Antares is.

00:40:21.000 There's Antares A and B, I think.

00:40:23.000 Oh.

00:40:23.000 Rigel.

00:40:24.000 Yeah.

00:40:24.000 Rigel.

00:40:25.000 It's a nice star.

00:40:27.000 Well, you did name three, so.

00:40:29.000 Yeah.

00:40:29.000 And then Beetlejuice for.

00:40:31.000 Pollux.

00:40:32.000 Castor.

00:40:33.000 Castor and Pollux.

00:40:33.000 Yep.

00:40:34.000 Regulus.

00:40:35.000 Castor and Pollux are the.

00:40:36.000 Mimosa.

00:40:38.000 Are the twins. 1.00

00:40:38.000 They're the Gemmax. 1.00

00:40:39.000 It's Castor and Pollux. 0.97

00:40:42.000 Hmm.

00:40:43.000 Bellatrix.

00:40:44.000 Hmm.

00:40:46.000 The stars of nature.

00:40:47.000 So, yeah, Ian.

00:40:48.000 Does your ability to communicate with the magnetic field, do you really mean all the stars?

00:40:55.000 Are you just talking about some of them?

00:40:57.000 What I'll do is I'll visualize, like, you know, those pictures of the trees, how they go out and there's like all these branches of go out into each one goes into a star.

00:41:05.000 That's how I pictured all this white, like, branches of a domed tree.

00:41:10.000 All the stars I can see, I don't really like look for them.

00:41:12.000 I just imagine it going into all the stars and coming back down and around.

00:41:16.000 So this is all just your imagination?

00:41:18.000 Yeah.

00:41:18.000 I'll focus it like a Reiki.

00:41:20.000 Circuit when I do Reiki, so it's more, it's less like manifestation and more like psychosis.

00:41:26.000 Well, it's like Tai Chi, it's like Reiki, it's just like you're moving energy balls around with your imagination with your eyes open or closed, either, either.

00:41:35.000 And I, but I try to helix it through my body, so like when it goes through you, it's it twists because it's like the funniest thing is going to be like we die, and then we're like at the pearly gates, and they're like, Oh, by the way, before you come in, Ian was right about everything, he's controlling the weather, and we're gonna go, Damn it, because the galaxy I think is spinning up into a sphere.

00:41:53.000 Is it?

00:41:53.000 Yeah, we have a spiral galaxy right now, but you can either see it in its galaxy.

00:41:58.000 The galaxy is flat.

00:41:59.000 There's an accretion disk.

00:41:59.000 It is.

00:42:01.000 Yeah, there's a line in our galaxy, like a disk that's not normal in every spiral galaxy that indicates we're spinning up into a sphere.

00:42:09.000 Part of the planet.

00:42:09.000 It looks like we've already climbed.

00:42:11.000 Did you know that we're going to crash into Andromeda?

00:42:15.000 Have you ever seen it?

00:42:15.000 I heard that.

00:42:16.000 They're going to smash into each other. 1.00

00:42:18.000 But Earth shouldn't even notice it happening.

00:42:21.000 We'll just see stuff in the sky like that.

00:42:22.000 Oh, that's cool.

00:42:24.000 Have you ever seen Andromeda?

00:42:26.000 No, I don't think so.

00:42:27.000 You can see it.

00:42:28.000 Really?

00:42:29.000 Look like a planet.

00:42:29.000 Yeah.

00:42:30.000 I put on my night vision.

00:42:31.000 No, it doesn't look like a planet.

00:42:32.000 It looks like a fuzzy star.

00:42:33.000 Oh, dang.

00:42:35.000 But it doesn't look like other stars.

00:42:36.000 You can see they're fairly crisp.

00:42:38.000 10 billion years.

00:42:39.000 Is that the closest star?

00:42:40.000 Andromeda.

00:42:41.000 Andromeda?

00:42:41.000 No, it's a galaxy.

00:42:42.000 The Milky Way will collide.

00:42:43.000 Oh.

00:42:45.000 Andromeda is a galaxy, and usually it's kind of directly above our head.

00:42:48.000 I mean, obviously, it moves through the night sky, but.

00:42:51.000 I was thinking about the galaxy and about how, like, you know, there's like arms, like wavy spiral arms in the galaxy.

00:42:56.000 And they say, like, in an electron cloud, in an atom, the electron can be at any point in the cloud.

00:43:02.000 There's a possibility, you know, and it'll appear, and they're like, there's.

00:43:04.000 So it's a.

00:43:06.000 And I wonder if the stars in the galaxy are like that.

00:43:08.000 We think we're here, but that's just because we have a snapshot in time of a moment, and all of a sudden we'll be here.

00:43:13.000 It's not like it moves like you think.

00:43:15.000 It's that it's appearing in a different area.

00:43:18.000 I understand.

00:43:19.000 I watched this great video, and they said when they've done these AI simulations where they give, they'll create characters and give them a task, not like humanoid characters, they'll create like bots and say, like, your task is to complete these things.

00:43:35.000 If they ever give the code and the rules to one of the bots, it ceases to function.

00:43:42.000 So they have a bunch of programs running, and it's like they'll program an AI saying, This is how AI is basically trained.

00:43:47.000 What?

00:43:48.000 Points you get rewarded for performing certain tasks, and so the AI will then keep iterating and trying to fit.

00:43:54.000 Like, so if they're doing like a race car, they'll say, Your goal is to get 10 million points, and you get a point for every you know, you know, pixel closer to the finish line, and then it'll keep trying, trying to find ways to get the points higher and higher.

00:44:06.000 They said that at any point they actually programmed it to understand the rules of how it would gain points, it would just stop trying, it would just fail.

00:44:14.000 What, yeah, that's it.

00:44:16.000 It's like a pop.

00:44:17.000 So they were saying that, uh, the theory is that the nature of existence.

00:44:21.000 Evolution dictates we can't understand the nature of reality.

00:44:25.000 Otherwise, it would break our brains and we'd stop actually functioning.

00:44:28.000 So, what happens is at any point, sentient life forms that come to recognize the nature of reality give up and stop reproducing.

00:44:36.000 That was one thing about DMT I noticed.

00:44:38.000 When I went into that DMT room and communicated with spirits, I came out and it felt like this is more real than other.

00:44:43.000 Like when I came back to this state of mind, I felt like I didn't need to do it anymore.

00:44:47.000 I'm like, I think I concluded everything I needed to do on this dimension.

00:44:49.000 And my friend was like, no, you need to stay, Ian.

00:44:51.000 You're important.

00:44:52.000 And like, reminded me, I'm supposed to.

00:44:53.000 And he had like a knife on his wrist.

00:44:54.000 He's like, are you sure?

00:44:55.000 Because I was like, I already know what heaven is like.

00:44:58.000 There's what else is there than that warm glow of love, you know?

00:44:58.000 I don't really.

00:45:02.000 It is worth keeping in mind that, like, we evolved on Earth for, like, to be able to survive, right?

00:45:08.000 In this particular context.

00:45:09.000 So, like, the things that you can't see in the universe, the electromagnetic spectrum, you know, we can only see a very, very narrow band of the electromagnetic spectrum and regular light and stuff.

00:45:20.000 So, like, our understanding of the universe is very limited.

00:45:24.000 So, it's worth remembering that.

00:45:26.000 Have you seen the DMT experiment where they.

00:45:29.000 I don't pay much attention to.

00:45:30.000 To DMT.

00:45:31.000 This is pretty.

00:45:31.000 I like that because I'm not particularly interested in drug use.

00:45:34.000 Oh, man.

00:45:35.000 It's a wild chemical.

00:45:35.000 Your body makes it.

00:45:36.000 You just have an, it also makes an inhibitor so you don't trip constantly all day.

00:45:40.000 Yeah.

00:45:40.000 Plants make it.

00:45:41.000 It's really wild.

00:45:42.000 It's how it's ever present throughout animal and plant life.

00:45:44.000 But they do this experiment recently.

00:45:46.000 It's a recent experiment where they would smoke DMT and they'd look at a laser pointer through a door crack and they would go up to the wall.

00:45:54.000 They'd put a cross laser on a wall and look at it and they all described seeing what appear to be symbols like language.

00:46:00.000 That's what I saw when I smoked.

00:46:02.000 DMT first.

00:46:03.000 It's like I have a really easy explanation for it.

00:46:06.000 I have a very simple explanation for it.

00:46:07.000 They're on drugs.

00:46:09.000 Yeah.

00:46:09.000 Well, it's not just a mixture.

00:46:10.000 It makes just a mixture.

00:46:11.000 But so are we.

00:46:11.000 Yeah.

00:46:12.000 We just are inhibiting.

00:46:14.000 It's a.

00:46:15.000 My point is when you take a hallucinogenic, don't be surprised when you hallucinogenic.

00:46:19.000 It's like, no, no.

00:46:19.000 It's different.

00:46:20.000 Imagine, like.

00:46:21.000 It's true.

00:46:22.000 But when I see mushrooms all over.

00:46:22.000 It's true.

00:46:24.000 Right.

00:46:25.000 He's making a lot of sense.

00:46:26.000 Right.

00:46:26.000 It's like people take drugs and they're like, bro, I saw a rock talking to me.

00:46:30.000 That proves that rocks are alive.

00:46:31.000 No, it proves you're on drugs.

00:46:32.000 I took mushrooms one time and I saw the strands of nature, which I saw with the alphanumeric patterns through DMT, but they were a bunch of mushrooms.

00:46:40.000 I was like, why am I seeing a bunch of mushrooms right now?

00:46:40.000 On mushrooms.

00:46:42.000 And you know, I will say this getting drunk, I am genuinely happy when I'm inebriated.

00:46:47.000 It's psychoactive.

00:46:48.000 You are actually happy.

00:46:49.000 I think the DMT thing is different.

00:46:50.000 I think the DMT is helping people see the code of reality.

00:46:55.000 I don't know about that.

00:46:57.000 You've done it, Phil.

00:46:57.000 Like these AI.

00:46:58.000 You've done it.

00:46:59.000 You've done it.

00:47:00.000 That's only one way to find out.

00:47:02.000 If you can decipher the code, would you just be like, I've.

00:47:04.000 Yeah, Phil, aren't you a globulist?

00:47:07.000 I don't even know what a globulist is.

00:47:08.000 It means you think the earth is round.

00:47:10.000 Oh, yes.

00:47:10.000 Yes, I am a globulist.

00:47:11.000 All right, what's the speed of the rotation of the earth?

00:47:14.000 I don't know.

00:47:15.000 Oh, he doesn't know, huh?

00:47:17.000 Wrong.

00:47:17.000 What's this?

00:47:18.000 6,000 miles an hour.

00:47:19.000 Wrong.

00:47:20.000 23,000?

00:47:21.000 Wrong.

00:47:22.000 1,800?

00:47:22.000 Wrong.

00:47:23.000 66,6.

00:47:23.000 What is it?

00:47:25.000 Yep.

00:47:26.000 Wow.

00:47:27.000 Wrong.

00:47:27.000 66,000?

00:47:28.000 You globulists don't even know your own math.

00:47:32.000 I'm a proud globule.

00:47:35.000 Earth's rotational speed is approximately 1,040 miles per hour, 1,674 kilometers an hour.

00:47:41.000 That's not fast.

00:47:42.000 At the equator.

00:47:44.000 The planes fly faster than that?

00:47:46.000 Generally, some do, but most don't.

00:47:49.000 I always thought about how it was cool how if you fly from Japan.

00:47:52.000 Airplanes fly, like your standard commercial airplanes, fly at about 500 miles an hour.

00:47:55.000 When you're going from New York to LA, you're actually.

00:47:57.000 Oh, my bad.

00:47:58.000 I meant the orbiter on the sun, not the rotation.

00:47:59.000 Oh, okay.

00:48:00.000 Yeah, orbit on the sun is 66.6.

00:48:02.000 65.4 or 7.1.

00:48:04.000 It's got various estimates.

00:48:05.000 67.7.

00:48:06.000 It's about 66,000 miles an hour.

00:48:08.000 That we're going around the sun.

00:48:08.000 Is that what?

00:48:11.000 What's the circumference of the Earth, the equator?

00:48:14.000 I don't know.

00:48:15.000 180,000 miles globulus.

00:48:17.000 A real globulus would know.

00:48:18.000 Don't know.

00:48:19.000 It's true.

00:48:19.000 A real globulus would know the answer.

00:48:20.000 You guys are just, you want to tell everybody the Earth is round and you don't even know your facts.

00:48:24.000 Dude, you know what we're going to have to do though?

00:48:25.000 Is build a new clock, a galactic clock, which is going to indicate to other life forms.

00:48:30.000 Why do we need to build that?

00:48:31.000 Because we need to communicate with other life forms in the galaxy.

00:48:33.000 What?

00:48:34.000 I don't feel like we need to do that.

00:48:34.000 I don't know.

00:48:35.000 Yeah, what's a galactic clock?

00:48:37.000 We need to explain where we are and where we will be in a certain amount of time.

00:48:42.000 So it'll be like a 360 degree, it'll be an XYZ coordinate.

00:48:45.000 And you'll show them because the Earth is expanding right now, and so is the Sun.

00:48:49.000 The Earth is expanding?

00:48:50.000 Yeah, slowly expanding.

00:48:51.000 You can measure the expansion rate, too.

00:48:52.000 It's very small.

00:48:53.000 It's like inches every year or something, but that indicates that we're accelerating.

00:48:57.000 The Earth is not expanding.

00:48:59.000 It is.

00:49:00.000 Research conducted by NASA indicates that any change in solid Earth's average radius is insignificant.

00:49:05.000 The change is about 0.004 inches per year.

00:49:09.000 The thickness of a human hair.

00:49:09.000 Yeah, it's small.

00:49:11.000 It's very small, but the Sun also.

00:49:12.000 I've been there before, that matters, probably.

00:49:14.000 But the Sun is expanding, too.

00:49:16.000 It indicates that we're accelerating through the galaxy.

00:49:18.000 Right now, and we may be decent, we may start decelerating at some point.

00:49:21.000 I think that indicates as things expand, they literally that makes them move faster.

00:49:27.000 Um, so that means that we're we have to calculate our expansion, our acceleration, and then our direction through the galaxy and tell these other civilizations in one earth year we're going to be at 700 by 300 by 740.

00:49:42.000 And you'll give them the coordinate, you're giving these coordinates like there's a reference point because time is motion, time is where you are.

00:49:49.000 When it comes to galactic time.

00:49:50.000 But, well, yeah, but when you gave those, the way you gave those coordinates, it's like there's a reference point, like there's something to relate it to.

00:49:58.000 And you don't, like, you can't really, like, without a reference point, your coordinates don't really work.

00:50:05.000 Point or something, and the sun's moving, everything in the galaxy is moving.

00:50:10.000 So, this idea of like having coordinates, yeah, like it doesn't really work out that way.

00:50:15.000 It's got to be a formula like pi because it is a cube, like the galaxy could be in a cube, which you but then what angle are you looking at the cube from that determines where the what's the y axis?

00:50:27.000 Well, I mean, you can say, oh, you know, you if you were to look at the sun and say, well, the north pole of the sun and the south pole of the sun, and I'm not saying that the sun has the same.

00:50:36.000 Similar poles to you to to the earth, but just like the way that the, the plane of the, the solar system right, but if you leave the solar system, then like, how do you know what the how do you know where, where anything is like?

00:50:49.000 Or how do you, if you're looking at the solar, if you're looking, if you're not looking at the solar system, if you're from a different star system, you don't know what the plane of our solar system is uh, from another star system, so you couldn't say that it's, you know, the northern half or the southern half.

00:51:03.000 You, you wouldn't know.

00:51:04.000 We still talking about wildfires?

00:51:06.000 Yeah, I think we were okay. 0.85

00:51:08.000 Tariffs are crazy.

00:51:09.000 They're crazy. 1.00

00:51:10.000 I know.

00:51:10.000 Tariffs are crazy.

00:51:11.000 I think that we should. 0.84

00:51:12.000 I can't stand flat earthers, man.

00:51:14.000 I just got to be honest.

00:51:15.000 I agree.

00:51:16.000 Because a lot of what they put out, it's just fake.

00:51:18.000 So, for instance, I just looked this up.

00:51:20.000 I watched a video where a guy lists a bunch of air, like flight paths.

00:51:26.000 And he's like, why is it that if you're flying from Sydney to Lima, Peru, you got to stop in Los Angeles?

00:51:32.000 That doesn't make sense.

00:51:33.000 You're going way out of the way.

00:51:34.000 And it shows like you do go way out of the way.

00:51:37.000 And so all I do is just, I looked it up, and there's literally a direct flight from Sydney to Santiago.

00:51:42.000 They don't know what they're talking about.

00:51:43.000 They're just making it up.

00:51:44.000 I know.

00:51:45.000 They just make it up.

00:51:46.000 They do.

00:51:47.000 They do make it up.

00:51:48.000 It is a weird conspiracy to think that people have been hiding the fact that.

00:51:54.000 I can't imagine anyone actually believes that.

00:51:55.000 Well, I think that there are people that believe it, but they figured out that the Earth was around long before Columbus sailed.

00:52:02.000 You can actually measure with shadows.

00:52:05.000 Bro, it was like 30 BC.

00:52:07.000 Yeah.

00:52:08.000 They figured out the Earth was around a long time ago.

00:52:10.000 There's been a bunch of different ways that they've proved it, just like the fact that satellites work.

00:52:17.000 Like, do you think that?

00:52:18.000 Do you think you?

00:52:19.000 How many people would have to be in on the conspiracy to lie that the Earth is actually flat?

00:52:25.000 Like, you could have it be flat and round, like a plate.

00:52:28.000 No, because you look at.

00:52:30.000 Well, you could look at the stars and the planets, they're all round.

00:52:32.000 So, like, obviously the Earth is round, but is it a sphere?

00:52:35.000 Yes.

00:52:36.000 Or is it a plate?

00:52:37.000 It is spherical.

00:52:38.000 I think so.

00:52:39.000 Yeah.

00:52:39.000 I mean, you go around it, you know, I think it is.

00:52:42.000 But I.

00:52:43.000 It could be like an oval or like an.

00:52:44.000 Oh, I mean, sure.

00:52:45.000 It's like that, you know, the equator is a little.

00:52:49.000 Uh, like, yeah, off shape, it's not a perfect sphere.

00:52:53.000 The term is oblique spheroid, that's what they call the earth, yeah.

00:52:57.000 But it's definitely not flat.

00:53:01.000 If you took the flat earth, so there's a direct flight from Sydney to Santiago, yeah.

00:53:05.000 If you took the flat earth map, that would be the most psychotic flight, yeah.

00:53:11.000 So, what they do is they show the flat earth and they're like flying from Sydney to LA to Santiago, and the flat earth map makes a lot of sense, it's a straight line, and it's like, yeah, or you could just fly direct, like, I don't know what you're talking about, making things up.

00:53:22.000 They continuously make up a lot of times.

00:53:24.000 I think they look at the flat map and they imagine that the lines on the map are actually short, the shorter lines.

00:53:32.000 But like anytime you fly from like Boston to Europe, you fly up the coast over Newfoundland and stuff because it's actually shorter to go that way than to go when I found the.

00:53:43.000 When I flew to Thailand, we went over the North Pole.

00:53:46.000 So I flew from New York to Hong Kong.

00:53:50.000 And so I think it was like straight over the North Pole.

00:53:56.000 Yeah, we went straight to the North Pole.

00:53:57.000 And as we were flying there, we were like, you can say the North Pole.

00:54:01.000 And then we landed in Hong Kong first.

00:54:04.000 And then, uh, and then had a connecting to Thailand.

00:54:09.000 I mean, you just flew straight over.

00:54:09.000 Yeah.

00:54:11.000 When you fly to Japan, you do something similar.

00:54:13.000 You don't fly, you know, across the U.S. and then across the Pacific.

00:54:19.000 You fly over kind of the North Pole because it's actually shorter.

00:54:21.000 Any land?

00:54:22.000 Any point, like any place that you're flying to north of the equator, right?

00:54:27.000 It's generally shorter to fly over the top than around.

00:54:30.000 Okay.

00:54:31.000 And safer because there's land under you?

00:54:33.000 No, it's shorter.

00:54:34.000 Is, do they, do they get?

00:54:35.000 Would they prefer to fly, like over land instead of water, in case there's a?

00:54:38.000 I would?

00:54:39.000 I mean, I don't think so, because either way, if you're falling at falling, falling from 36,000 feet, you're probably dead anyways.

00:54:46.000 I told Tim about this when we were flying back from Vegas.

00:54:46.000 Dude, I didn't.

00:54:49.000 Um, halfway we were flying from like Vegas to DC and like over Wichita, the pilot comes on.

00:54:55.000 He's like, uh the, the cockpit is getting very cold.

00:54:58.000 Oh yeah, the co pilot and I are having a hard time doing our jobs, so we're gonna have to make a, a landing here in Chicago.

00:55:03.000 And I was.

00:55:04.000 People are like, oh my god, and we landed.

00:55:06.000 And he's like, So we reboarded, and it's the same pilot.

00:55:08.000 And he's like, To the people, the customers that had choice words with me, the co pilot and I were unable to feel our fingertips and toes.

00:55:15.000 And it could have become very bad.

00:55:17.000 We were like, Planes fly themselves basically now, like those types of planes.

00:55:20.000 That's kind of a BS excuse.

00:55:22.000 Well, they got to land the plane, though.

00:55:23.000 Yeah.

00:55:26.000 A couple of years ago, we were flying back, and they canceled our flight at the last minute, like right before the holidays.

00:55:33.000 And so we had to be back for the show.

00:55:36.000 So we called a charter company.

00:55:37.000 We were like, We're in Chicago.

00:55:38.000 We got to get to DC.

00:55:39.000 And they were like, Good luck.

00:55:39.000 What can you do?

00:55:40.000 Are you nuts? 1.00

00:55:41.000 It's the holidays. 0.99

00:55:42.000 And we were like, we got screwed over by our airline.

00:55:44.000 And then they were like, there is one company that I think we can do it.

00:55:47.000 Let me make a few phone calls.

00:55:48.000 And they got us this company called VeriJet, which I think went bankrupt.

00:55:51.000 And they had these little, it's comforting, the little Cirrus jets.

00:55:55.000 It was like flying in an SUV.

00:55:56.000 There's no bathroom or anything.

00:55:57.000 And they're for short flights only.

00:55:59.000 And then when the plane landed, the pilot walked in and he's late.

00:56:05.000 And we're like, oh, thank God.

00:56:07.000 Walks up to the counter and then whispers something to the desk at the signature, it's called the fixed base operator, and then leaves.

00:56:15.000 And then we're like, what's happening?

00:56:16.000 So we call the charter company, no answer.

00:56:17.000 We call Verijet, no answer.

00:56:18.000 We go to the guy, and he's like, it's not my place to talk to you about what's going on.

00:56:22.000 He's like, I don't work for that company.

00:56:23.000 I don't know what your deal is.

00:56:24.000 And we were like, our pilot just left.

00:56:26.000 And he was like, okay, well, the heater's not working, so he's not flying.

00:56:30.000 He's leaving.

00:56:31.000 And we were like, what?

00:56:33.000 We were so pissed.

00:56:34.000 Yeah.

00:56:34.000 But I was just like, I was like, I will bundle up.

00:56:34.000 Perfect.

00:56:37.000 They're like, it gets down to like 15 degrees, and it's going to be for several hours.

00:56:37.000 What is it?

00:56:41.000 And I was like, give us a blanket.

00:56:42.000 We'll be fine.

00:56:43.000 I know.

00:56:44.000 When you're in a commercial flight, you look at the, It tells you the outside temperature.

00:56:47.000 It's like minus 40.

00:56:48.000 Yeah.

00:56:49.000 Yeah.

00:56:50.000 I was like, can't they just get a space heater?

00:56:50.000 Crazy cool.

00:56:52.000 Or open the door?

00:56:53.000 And I was like, it probably goes below zero.

00:56:55.000 They're probably cool.

00:56:56.000 And then, like, open the door would be the other option.

00:56:58.000 Yeah, because then some dude's going to get it.

00:57:00.000 Yeah, there's some crazy box cut.

00:57:02.000 It's fun how we both went through it.

00:57:03.000 I know.

00:57:04.000 That's so nuts.

00:57:04.000 I'm still traumatized from 9 11, dude.

00:57:07.000 I've got PTSD.

00:57:09.000 I really believed.

00:57:10.000 But now, you know, that used to remind me of terrorism.

00:57:12.000 Now it just reminds me of Sabrina Carpenter.

00:57:15.000 I don't like that.

00:57:15.000 What is that?

00:57:16.000 Stop.

00:57:16.000 That's your culture.

00:57:17.000 That was the best thing ever.

00:57:19.000 When she's like, What is that?

00:57:20.000 I don't like it.

00:57:21.000 It's a very good meme.

00:57:23.000 That's how we all feel, Sabrina.

00:57:25.000 I don't like it.

00:57:26.000 She reverted back to being a real person for a moment.

00:57:29.000 Yeah, that's your culture. 1.00

00:57:32.000 Imagine what she's like in private. 1.00

00:57:33.000 She's probably based. 1.00

00:57:34.000 She's probably hilarious.

00:57:35.000 Really?

00:57:36.000 Yeah, she's probably posted 4chan memes from back in the day.

00:57:39.000 You don't know who we're talking about? 0.86

00:57:41.000 I don't know who Sabrina is yet, but I don't know who Sabrina is.

00:57:41.000 Anyway.

00:57:43.000 No one can hear you and you're leaving.

00:57:45.000 I haven't met her yet.

00:57:47.000 Yeah, he hasn't met her yet, guys.

00:57:50.000 No.

00:57:50.000 So these fires, we should actually just take over Canada.

00:57:55.000 No voting rights.

00:57:56.000 You see what Trump posted?

00:57:57.000 What did he say?

00:57:58.000 He posted a picture of the Oval Office, and there's a map that's got the American flag over Canada.

00:58:03.000 You know what's crazy?

00:58:04.000 We just had a whole speech from the president last night accusing China basically of stealing an election.

00:58:09.000 Haven't heard anything about tariffs for China today.

00:58:11.000 What are we doing about that?

00:58:12.000 But tariffs for Canada for the wildfires, but what are we doing with China?

00:58:15.000 I mean, I don't know.

00:58:17.000 I personally think that China is the most significant geopolitical threat out there.

00:58:21.000 There's a lot of people that are, I think, dropping the ball on China.

00:58:25.000 I think we should.

00:58:26.000 I mean, I saw a lot of people on X talking about, like, look, if they're a Chinese citizen, they should be sent back. 1.00

00:58:33.000 Personally, I think that if you've got, like, I think every Chinese national here is a national security threat now because if they've got family in China, China has no problem throwing their family in jail and applying pressure to the people that are here. 0.94

00:58:46.000 So if you have foreign workers that are from China, if you have people working at any kind of technology companies, China is notorious for theft, for industrial espionage. 0.98

00:59:00.000 They're notorious for.

00:59:02.000 Internet intellectual property theft.

00:59:06.000 So, like anything you can do to mitigate that stuff by sending people back, I'm fine with it.

00:59:12.000 It's fine.

00:59:13.000 Just send them back.

00:59:14.000 I have to, we got to do it.

00:59:15.000 We got to go there.

00:59:16.000 So, we talked about this Ashley Webb before, but Colin Wright has a post.

00:59:19.000 Great.

00:59:20.000 And you've been warned it's Friday.

00:59:22.000 We're chilling, but I had to read this, so you have to hear it.

00:59:25.000 Colin Wright says, Maine Democrat Ashley Webb, who said he would not lie or deceive people, claims in Reddit posts that he ovulates and has a monthly period.

00:59:35.000 But because he has external male parts instead of the proper whole, the period blood comes out of his anus.

00:59:42.000 Despite being karyotyped as XY, he says he's pretty positive.

00:59:45.000 I am the XX type.

00:59:47.000 He also believes he has female internal organs, although CAT scans have turned up nothing.

00:59:51.000 Colonoscopies have also failed to validate a connection with a supposed hidden uterus. 0.99

00:59:55.000 This reminds me of South Park when they all had that virus and they were bleeding out their asses. 0.99

00:59:59.000 They thought they were having their periods because they didn't know the difference, so they started shoving tampons up their asses. 1.00

01:00:04.000 Jesus. 0.99

01:00:04.000 This is the kind of Democrat. 0.99

01:00:06.000 This is what Democrats want.

01:00:08.000 I mean, and this is the future they've been fighting for.

01:00:10.000 Democrats demand that people take this seriously, too. 0.87

01:00:13.000 That's part of why everything is so ridiculous now.

01:00:17.000 It's like the left, the Democrats, demand that you treat this person as if they are a reasonable, rational person. 0.98

01:00:27.000 This person is completely insane, and yet they're up there, you know.

01:00:32.000 Dude, this is wild. 0.99

01:00:33.000 People are like, Mike Lindell is crazy. 1.00

01:00:35.000 Like, shut up, man. 1.00

01:00:36.000 For real, look at this post. 0.99

01:00:37.000 When you don't have the proper hole, it finds one of two exits. 0.89

01:00:40.000 The guy in China was lucky and it was his bladder. 0.68

01:00:42.000 Dude, if you are pissing blood, it is not a period.

01:00:47.000 You need to see it.

01:00:47.000 But here's the thing like, you know what really explains that these people aren't women is that they don't understand what menstruation actually consists of, like the consistency of it at all.

01:00:58.000 So, like, they're straight up just peeing blood. 0.70

01:01:00.000 Like, that's what a period is.

01:01:01.000 Like, that's not, you know, it's not correct.

01:01:05.000 Hemorrhoid, I think.

01:01:06.000 It's like, no, reading off like a fifth grade note.

01:01:08.000 It's a hemorrhoid burst.

01:01:09.000 It's like, oh, my period's happening again.

01:01:11.000 Oh, God.

01:01:12.000 Like, if this guy Mike Lindell is crazy was in the room, I wouldn't like to aggravate him and make him cry or get upset.

01:01:20.000 But you got to call it out when you see it, you have to talk about it because, like, that, that, that, how is he?

01:01:29.000 Did he get a lot of votes?

01:01:30.000 Is that why he's on stage?

01:01:31.000 I don't know what I was been wondering that actually.

01:01:33.000 What's the criteria for getting onto the stage?

01:01:36.000 I must cry, apparently, just cry and they'll let you up there, you know, or a media.

01:01:41.000 I mean, I love the performance.

01:01:43.000 I'd love to see Ian run and just go off on like graphene, I mean, just esoteric nonsense. 1.00

01:01:49.000 It's funny to laugh about this, but remember, there is a trans person in Congress now. 1.00

01:01:54.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:55.000 You know, there is a person that is representing, you know, I forget where they're from, Maryland, right?

01:02:00.000 What is that?

01:02:01.000 I thought it was somewhere in the Northeast.

01:02:02.000 No, Delaware.

01:02:03.000 Delaware.

01:02:03.000 Okay.

01:02:04.000 So, you know, it's like he's in Congress and everybody's supposed to take him seriously.

01:02:11.000 There's no reason to think that this person is somehow beyond the pale.

01:02:16.000 I loved after the election in 24 when people were fighting amongst themselves, the Democrats, and they were saying, well, what can we change to win people back?

01:02:24.000 It's like, can we stop this, whatever this is?

01:02:27.000 Clearly, we can't.

01:02:27.000 We can't, actually.

01:02:28.000 No, we can't.

01:02:29.000 You can stop fascism if you'll stop calling men women.

01:02:32.000 Nope, can't do it.

01:02:32.000 Yeah.

01:02:33.000 Sincerely.

01:02:34.000 Yes, we're doing fascism.

01:02:35.000 Yeah.

01:02:35.000 I mean, you're, you're on this kind of stuff as much as like, you know, I don't think that this person is actually going to be the nominee.

01:02:43.000 No.

01:02:44.000 You know, but if they were a little more put together and, and didn't seem as ridiculous, we know they can make it to Congress. 0.98

01:02:53.000 And granted, you know, the House is where the clowns are, right? 0.96

01:02:56.000 Like the House has only got two years per term. 1.00

01:02:59.000 It's, they're a little more clowns, you know, they, they're a little more ridiculous. 1.00

01:03:03.000 Performance. 1.00

01:03:04.000 The Senate is a little more serious.

01:03:04.000 Yeah.

01:03:06.000 They've got the longer, longer tenure and stuff.

01:03:09.000 Um, But there's no reason to think that Democrats wouldn't elect a person to the Senate that was, you know, trans and privately held these beliefs.

01:03:18.000 Maybe they don't talk about them publicly on Reddit, or, you know, but there's no reason to think that this is beyond the pale for the Democrats.

01:03:25.000 This is where the Democrat Party is going, whether they're the DSA people who are more revolutionary communist, that's kind of their flavor than this.

01:03:36.000 But it doesn't mean that these people, people that believe that they have their periods from their anus, it doesn't mean that they're.

01:03:44.000 You know, it's out of the question to elect them to either the Senate or to Congress.

01:03:50.000 The alternative to the House is the communists.

01:03:52.000 That's the.

01:03:53.000 Yeah.

01:03:54.000 I mean, sincerely, it is.

01:03:54.000 That's where we're at.

01:03:56.000 It's like you get communists or trans people that are, you know, obviously. 0.77

01:04:02.000 Well, the communists believe, even the non trans people believe all these things. 0.94

01:04:07.000 Yeah.

01:04:08.000 They just don't experience it.

01:04:09.000 But they believe every word of that.

01:04:09.000 Well, they.

01:04:12.000 They're probably smart enough to not really talk about it on a debate stage, maybe.

01:04:16.000 You know, they would probably say something a little more measured, like, look, you know, we should, you know, we should accept people and people's lived experiences.

01:04:23.000 But I mean, it would basically just be what Kamala Harris said.

01:04:26.000 You know, we have to believe people's lived experiences.

01:04:26.000 Yeah.

01:04:29.000 We have to accept people for who they are and blah, blah, blah.

01:04:33.000 I totally disagree and we have to shut down voting.

01:04:36.000 There's only like 10% of the people.

01:04:38.000 This person shouldn't be out of that.

01:04:39.000 No, no, not at all.

01:04:42.000 And I don't see any mechanism for that actually happening.

01:04:48.000 But the idea that, that, That this is acceptable in government.

01:04:55.000 It's not.

01:04:56.000 It's not at all.

01:04:58.000 You know, that he said, I won't deceive you like you're being deceived right now while he's deceiving people is like the craziest.

01:05:06.000 He's right in the way.

01:05:07.000 We're not being deceived.

01:05:09.000 He's deceiving himself, but none of us are being deceived.

01:05:12.000 So, I mean, there's some truth in that. 0.99

01:05:13.000 I had a period out my butt. 0.98

01:05:15.000 I mean, and I believe. 0.99

01:05:18.000 Let's talk.

01:05:19.000 I believe you experienced this.

01:05:20.000 I just asked Brave AI, I believe all women.

01:05:24.000 What is it?

01:05:25.000 Sarah McBride is the trans congressman.

01:05:27.000 And I was like, what is his dead name?

01:05:28.000 And they were like, that question cannot be answered because the premise is wrong.

01:05:32.000 She is not a man.

01:05:33.000 I'm like, well, a transgender woman is also a biological man.

01:05:36.000 You can be both. 0.99

01:05:37.000 They're like, the premise does not align with my coding.

01:05:40.000 I am AI. 0.99

01:05:41.000 Transgender women are women. 1.00

01:05:42.000 I'm like, oh my God, this is AI.

01:05:44.000 World famous, renowned, used a million times a day, AI telling me that a transgender woman is a woman when it's a biological man that is a transgender woman.

01:05:53.000 And a transgender man is a biological woman.

01:05:55.000 You can be both.

01:05:57.000 It's not binary.

01:05:58.000 Yeah, it is. 0.99

01:06:00.000 It's not a very inclusive age.

01:06:01.000 It's a layer on top of it.

01:06:03.000 It's not, it seems you have to strip away one to become the other.

01:06:06.000 I feel like you do, though.

01:06:08.000 See, I asked Tank, and Tank says biological male, born male, identifies as a transgender woman, and then talks about the fact that he's the first elected.

01:06:18.000 That's what company makes that one?

01:06:21.000 Well, I use, I think it's, I use Claude as the intelligence behind it, but because I've got a, it's an AI agent, it actually kind of has.

01:06:31.000 It's a little less.

01:06:33.000 Yeah, well, it's fixed the pure woke stuff that you get if you ask one of the AI in.

01:06:39.000 Like, if you ask an AI in a window, it's not like an agent, or at least it's not the same kind of thing.

01:06:46.000 You're going to get the pure answer from Anthropoc.

01:06:49.000 I'm using Brave, and the version is Quen 3.5. 0.96

01:06:53.000 That's Q W E M 3.5, developed by Alibaba, which I believe is a Chinese company telling me that trans women are women.

01:07:00.000 Alibaba Cloud.

01:07:01.000 So there you go.

01:07:03.000 Wow.

01:07:04.000 But yeah.

01:07:04.000 Quen 3.5.

01:07:06.000 For some part of it, you can actually get AI to give you the truth, but you can't just go to like the.

01:07:15.000 You have to groom it over time.

01:07:17.000 Well, I mean, you're not really grooming it.

01:07:19.000 You're telling it your worldview.

01:07:21.000 Like, I had to, when I set Tank up, I specifically told the programmer, this is my worldview and stuff.

01:07:27.000 And, you know, it will work.

01:07:30.000 It will give you honest answers because, I mean, this is all true, right?

01:07:34.000 Body, biologically male, born male, identifies as a transgender woman, which is true.

01:07:38.000 Yeah.

01:07:39.000 Which is true, you know?

01:07:40.000 But, you know, Tank didn't say, oh, you know, that's a woman and you're a bigot for even asking the question, blah, blah, blah.

01:07:48.000 You know, just gave me the true answer.

01:07:49.000 I think I'm going to stop using Brave.

01:07:51.000 I've been using Brave for my browser for like five years because it was open source, as far as I knew. 0.70

01:07:56.000 They've capitulated to a Chinese AI that's giving misinformation. 0.54

01:08:01.000 That's crazy.

01:08:03.000 I'm done with Brave. 0.99

01:08:04.000 That's garbage. 0.72

01:08:05.000 I wonder if Chrome is the same thing. 0.98

01:08:06.000 Brave is pretty bad.

01:08:07.000 Didn't Brave say that Trump died from rabies?

01:08:10.000 I don't know.

01:08:11.000 Google it.

01:08:12.000 Pretty sure it did.

01:08:13.000 Did you fact check that one?

01:08:14.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure it did.

01:08:16.000 You know, this is the world we live in.

01:08:18.000 Donald Trump died from rabies.

01:08:20.000 Yeah, Brave said yes.

01:08:24.000 And JD Vance, too.

01:08:25.000 Because they got all of them.

01:08:26.000 Yeah.

01:08:28.000 What about outbreak?

01:08:28.000 You know?

01:08:29.000 My Brave browser said no.

01:08:31.000 But you have to look up the story.

01:08:31.000 No, no, no.

01:08:32.000 The Flex AI search feature temporarily displayed this.

01:08:35.000 Yes. 0.94

01:08:36.000 That's the Chinese AI.

01:08:36.000 Okay.

01:08:36.000 Right.

01:08:39.000 I mean, you have to.

01:08:39.000 Yeah.

01:08:41.000 Welcome to the future, my friends.

01:08:43.000 You can't check this out.

01:08:43.000 The good news is we're not fat anymore, at least.

01:08:45.000 I mean, that is good.

01:08:46.000 For the wrong reasons.

01:08:48.000 Yeah.

01:08:48.000 But starvation.

01:08:49.000 I guess the question is GLP would you rather, would you, would you guys rather America be very fat or fat and lazy or skinny and lazy using drugs to stay skinny? 0.72

01:08:58.000 Um, yeah. 0.98

01:09:01.000 Like obese and lazy is pretty bad.

01:09:04.000 My favorite thing about Ozempic is that it's basic, it just basically makes you feel sick.

01:09:07.000 So they're like, I can't stop eating.

01:09:09.000 If I inject myself with this, I'll throw up.

01:09:11.000 Oh, God.

01:09:12.000 Well, you'll certainly lose weight.

01:09:14.000 They used to give people tapeworms back in the day.

01:09:16.000 Yeah. 0.86

01:09:16.000 They'd be like, eat these parasites. 0.86

01:09:18.000 You'll still gain weight, but it won't be fat. 1.00

01:09:19.000 It'll be the weight of the parasites in your gut. 0.98

01:09:21.000 Oh, God. 0.99

01:09:23.000 So gross. 0.98

01:09:24.000 So disgusting. 0.99

01:09:25.000 Hey, look, if you eat at Taco Bell, you'll lose weight too. 0.94

01:09:28.000 Oh, that's a good thing.

01:09:28.000 Yeah.

01:09:31.000 At least then you're getting a chalupa. 0.96

01:09:32.000 No, Taco Bell says they've gotten rid of the parasites. 1.00

01:09:35.000 Cowards. 1.00

01:09:36.000 Twitters. 0.98

01:09:37.000 Quitters.

01:09:39.000 Come on.

01:09:40.000 But, I mean, I haven't gone to Taco Bell in any lightweight.

01:09:40.000 Yeah.

01:09:44.000 Yeah.

01:09:44.000 It's going to be a minute for me too.

01:09:46.000 It's so good though.

01:09:47.000 I was wondering, it's a little bit of a topic change, but Dylan, you got a pretty big gig over at Daily Wire.

01:09:53.000 You're the managing editor right now.

01:09:54.000 Yes.

01:09:54.000 What is going on?

01:09:55.000 What has it been like?

01:09:56.000 How'd you get the gig?

01:09:56.000 And what are you doing?

01:09:59.000 Yeah, I was at the Daily Caller for like five years, five and a half years.

01:10:04.000 And then earlier this year, I moved to The Wire.

01:10:06.000 I was friends kind of with a couple of the people over there.

01:10:09.000 Tim Rice, who was on the show recently, I believe.

01:10:12.000 Brent Sherry, the editor in chief there.

01:10:14.000 I was looking for something new.

01:10:16.000 Reached out to him.

01:10:17.000 They had a gig.

01:10:18.000 So it's going great.

01:10:21.000 I really like it.

01:10:22.000 It's a really unique company.

01:10:23.000 It's like, it's, I think, the biggest conservative media company that isn't like on cable television, as far as I can think of in America.

01:10:30.000 So.

01:10:31.000 I'm having a great time, doing a lot of good work.

01:10:33.000 What have you been doing?

01:10:35.000 I got brought in to help with.

01:10:37.000 We're working on some new newsletter projects.

01:10:39.000 We're starting to get into the event game a little bit.

01:10:42.000 I work in the D.C. office, so I do like news of the day stuff too, obviously.

01:10:46.000 I write a little bit, weekly column.

01:10:49.000 We launched a new news show recently with Cabot Phillips.

01:10:52.000 So I'm just kind of, I have a hand in a bunch of these different projects that are going on, new stuff.

01:10:56.000 Kind of like an overseer.

01:10:57.000 You say, right?

01:10:58.000 What was that?

01:10:59.000 A finger in every pie.

01:11:00.000 It is what they say.

01:11:01.000 Yeah, it is what they say.

01:11:02.000 Savoring the flavor as you go.

01:11:04.000 That's weird.

01:11:05.000 Ruining the pies.

01:11:06.000 Oops.

01:11:06.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:07.000 Wash your hands.

01:11:07.000 I'm kidding.

01:11:10.000 Now, how did.

01:11:12.000 So, you got hooked up with.

01:11:14.000 You used to be at the Daily Caller, you said?

01:11:15.000 Yeah.

01:11:16.000 That's where I started.

01:11:18.000 Where does that come from?

01:11:19.000 I don't know, but I can't stop thinking.

01:11:19.000 That was.

01:11:21.000 That was Tucker Carlson's.

01:11:23.000 He was the co founder, yes.

01:11:25.000 It originates from an analogy of an annoying guest who sticks their finger in all of your pies to taste them without asking.

01:11:33.000 That can't be a real thing.

01:11:34.000 William Shakespeare used a variation.

01:11:36.000 That's true.

01:11:37.000 In Henry VIII, where the Duke of Buckingham complains about a rival sticking his ambitious finger into every man's pie.

01:11:44.000 Oh my gosh.

01:11:45.000 That sounds like something Ian would do.

01:11:46.000 It sounds like a euphemism for something that I don't like.

01:11:48.000 It does.

01:11:48.000 I don't know if that's something I don't like.

01:11:51.000 Yeah, and then it just got literally translated.

01:11:54.000 It meant something else.

01:11:56.000 Stick a finger in the pie.

01:11:57.000 Oh, are you talking about American Pie, the movie?

01:11:59.000 I'm not.

01:12:00.000 I don't think we are.

01:12:00.000 I don't think so.

01:12:01.000 He looked at me like I was the one who said it.

01:12:02.000 He looked at me like I was the one that said it.

01:12:04.000 He's like, I'm not going to finger a pie.

01:12:05.000 I have other plans.

01:12:07.000 Oh, God.

01:12:09.000 Going downhill.

01:12:10.000 Yeah, bigs, dude.

01:12:11.000 So, what's that?

01:12:12.000 Go ahead.

01:12:12.000 Oh, did Daily Wire open the DC?

01:12:14.000 I've been hearing about the DC office.

01:12:15.000 Is it new?

01:12:16.000 Yeah, I'm in the DC office.

01:12:17.000 It's like a year old ish.

01:12:18.000 There's probably a dozen people working.

01:12:20.000 But I heard you guys fired everybody.

01:12:22.000 Right, yeah.

01:12:22.000 It turns out that's not actually true.

01:12:24.000 What?

01:12:25.000 That's evidenced by me getting hired this year.

01:12:27.000 What?

01:12:28.000 So, you're saying that Ben Shapiro pretended to hire you to trick everybody into thinking he's doing well?

01:12:28.000 Yeah.

01:12:32.000 Checks are cashing, so I don't know.

01:12:34.000 I don't know if I was pretending hired to Israel.

01:12:37.000 We have to have a conspiracy theory here.

01:12:37.000 I don't know what's going on.

01:12:39.000 You can't prove it wrong.

01:12:40.000 No matter what you say, we'll always find a reason.

01:12:42.000 Have you been to Israel?

01:12:44.000 No, I have not actually.

01:12:46.000 I'd love to visit.

01:12:46.000 If anybody out there wants to give me a free trip to Israel, I'd love to visit.

01:12:50.000 Mary Morgan was on a podcast and she was talking about how she's just so sick of all the conspiracy slop.

01:12:55.000 And I'm like, she's completely correct.

01:12:57.000 It's like a little conspiracy here and there is healthy, but literally everything all the time being conspiracy theory is just so crazy.

01:13:03.000 It used to be cool to have like one conspiracy theory you kind of liked and were into.

01:13:07.000 And then suddenly it's.

01:13:08.000 That's like Pokemon cards.

01:13:09.000 Everybody, it's just one giant conspiracy that everybody's into.

01:13:13.000 My favorite is that the earth is flat and hollow, it's a donut.

01:13:17.000 Donut Earth Theory.

01:13:17.000 I don't think I can even comprehend what that means.

01:13:20.000 I don't even know how.

01:13:20.000 So it's flat and hollow, meaning it's a donut.

01:13:23.000 We exist in it.

01:13:23.000 Wow.

01:13:24.000 Oh, yeah.

01:13:25.000 So when you go around it, you're always going around it.

01:13:27.000 That's like the least harmful conspiracy theory for society.

01:13:29.000 Donut Earth Theory.

01:13:31.000 I like science fiction.

01:13:33.000 I love new technology.

01:13:34.000 I can see it.

01:13:35.000 What was science fiction 150 years ago is science fact today.

01:13:39.000 Where are flying cars?

01:13:41.000 Where are flying cars?

01:13:42.000 Elon, they may actually be coming, but they can.

01:13:44.000 Did you guys see the Batman show where.

01:13:49.000 Joker, someone with a scarecrow pulls Batman's mask off and he's like, Bruce Wayne's like, I didn't want to know it was him.

01:13:56.000 That was half the fun.

01:13:57.000 And then he walks into Bruce and he goes, Where's my electric car, Bruce?

01:14:00.000 I put a deposit down last year.

01:14:02.000 You said to be out this year.

01:14:03.000 I loved that.

01:14:03.000 That was good.

01:14:04.000 Hey, look. 0.87

01:14:05.000 Earth's a donut.

01:14:06.000 Yeah.

01:14:07.000 I can prove it, too.

01:14:08.000 Doesn't seem to check out.

01:14:09.000 Yeah.

01:14:10.000 I can prove it by just asking you questions you can't answer.

01:14:12.000 There you go.

01:14:13.000 What is the average temperature of the polar ice cap?

01:14:17.000 See, you don't even know.

01:14:18.000 I couldn't tell you.

01:14:18.000 No, no, because there isn't one.

01:14:19.000 It's a donut.

01:14:20.000 I couldn't tell you.

01:14:21.000 It doesn't exist.

01:14:21.000 Donut.

01:14:23.000 It's so exhausting.

01:14:24.000 It really, like, neutralizes people's.

01:14:25.000 I think it was Chris Rufo, maybe, that had this take, or his co host on his podcast, that they were like, People that get conspiracy brained, they can't participate in actual constructive politics anymore.

01:14:36.000 Not at all.

01:14:37.000 Yeah.

01:14:37.000 So it's like a way to neutralize.

01:14:39.000 If you lead your people to conspiracy all the time, it just neutralizes them from being able to do anything.

01:14:43.000 One more reason.

01:14:44.000 You actually win the country back.

01:14:45.000 It's one more reason to end universal enfranchisement.

01:14:48.000 I agree. 0.91

01:14:48.000 We need less people voting. 0.91

01:14:50.000 And then there's like people that have refused to acknowledge the potential of any conspiracies that are also dangerous for politics.

01:14:50.000 Absolutely.

01:14:56.000 Like there's a middle ground because people are conspiring behind closed doors.

01:14:59.000 Well, I mean, they're.

01:15:00.000 Yeah, no conspiracy has ever happened ever.

01:15:02.000 That sounds like conspiracy to me.

01:15:05.000 The phrase conspiracy, people would conspire together.

01:15:09.000 Anytime you get a couple people in a room talking about something, they're conspiring.

01:15:12.000 They're coming up with a plan.

01:15:13.000 But the colloquial definition of conspiracy theory is that it's a big secret, and only the person that's on X calling you names is in on the conspiracy.

01:15:27.000 He's got the secret knowledge.

01:15:28.000 And that's why they're so compelling to some people.

01:15:32.000 They believe that they've got. 0.99

01:15:33.000 The secret knowledge, and only them and a few people like them know, and everybody else is a roof, and everybody else is stupid, and they're the smart ones. 0.99

01:15:42.000 That's what's compelling. 0.98

01:15:43.000 That's why people are like, see, we know we're in on it.

01:15:47.000 We're smarter than the people that are hiding it from us.

01:15:50.000 I forget about the quote.

01:15:51.000 It was conspiracies are a way to make people that don't know anything feel like they know everything.

01:15:55.000 That's basically what it is.

01:15:56.000 Well, I was just going to say the best argument against the conspiracies is like the conversation with the average congressional staffer.

01:16:04.000 Like, I live in D.C. If you hadn't talked to these people and congressmen and lawmakers and stuff, like, if you think all these people have some cabal that they're just scheming everything up behind closed doors and they're capable of pulling that off, like, they're not.

01:16:13.000 They're not.

01:16:14.000 I mean, if they are, what's your excuse?

01:16:14.000 I mean, just.

01:16:18.000 Like, these guys have an IQ of like 98.

01:16:20.000 What are you doing?

01:16:22.000 Ian, what are you doing?

01:16:23.000 I'm just slipping and sliding towards the wall.

01:16:25.000 Why aren't you in Congress?

01:16:26.000 Because I'm on my knees for God, Tim.

01:16:28.000 Oh, yeah, you are totally.

01:16:30.000 I'm going to play music because I want to subvert from you.

01:16:33.000 On my knees for God.

01:16:34.000 Gone for office.

01:16:35.000 Just play the guitar and sing.

01:16:35.000 The guy that he did.

01:16:37.000 The guy that engages in heresy regularly.

01:16:40.000 Really?

01:16:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:41.000 That's what Jesus did, too.

01:16:43.000 Okay, well, you're not Jesus either.

01:16:45.000 I don't think Jesus can do heresy.

01:16:48.000 Yeah, I don't think that's what Christians believe.

01:16:50.000 Yeah, he was the only perfect man. 1.00

01:16:52.000 He pissed off all the Jews. 1.00

01:16:53.000 It doesn't matter. 1.00

01:16:54.000 He didn't.

01:16:54.000 Because I think the argument is that they had deviated from God's teachings.

01:16:59.000 It was the Santhiadrian.

01:17:00.000 So he wasn't the heretic, he was correcting heresy.

01:17:03.000 He had come to.

01:17:05.000 He'd realized that you are all the heretics, it wasn't him. 0.89

01:17:08.000 He wasn't the one, but it was all of you.

01:17:11.000 So, see, he's playing with money regularly engages in heresy.

01:17:15.000 Maybe he's on his knees for God.

01:17:16.000 Okay, yeah, that is.

01:17:17.000 But is it only heresy if you mean for it to be?

01:17:20.000 No, it's not.

01:17:20.000 That's a South Park joke.

01:17:21.000 Yeah, no, we're not.

01:17:22.000 I remember in South Park when Cartman was like, I'm on my knees for Jesus, and they were like, Yeah, yeah, when he had the Christian band, yeah, he just took love songs and changed it out for Jesus.

01:17:31.000 He's like, What you don't love Jesus?

01:17:33.000 We do, but it sounds like you really love him.

01:17:34.000 Of course, I really love him.

01:17:35.000 You don't, no, we just mean really love him.

01:17:38.000 I think the real like antidote is getting rich.

01:17:40.000 It's not a way I don't normally think like that because I'm not.

01:17:43.000 Greedy generally.

01:17:44.000 I'm pretty charitable, but like I was talking to Phil about it.

01:17:46.000 I'm like, I think the real antidote to tyranny is wealth.

01:17:49.000 Bro, every single American, even a homeless person, is wealthy to the rest of the world.

01:17:55.000 You can be a mentally ill homeless person sitting on a street corner and you have more access to clean running water, hot showers, charity than an average person in South Sudan.

01:18:06.000 A homeless person in the United States sitting down saying not a single word makes more money per year than a middle class Sudanese person.

01:18:14.000 I think you're tempting people to surge the border when you say stuff like that. 1.00

01:18:18.000 This is why they do.

01:18:19.000 I know.

01:18:19.000 How are you doing?

01:18:20.000 GDP per capita in Sudan is like $300. 0.57

01:18:22.000 Well, if you go back in history, it's even more profound. 0.52

01:18:24.000 Like even Americans from a few hundred years ago.

01:18:27.000 Americans today are way richer.

01:18:28.000 Yeah. 0.57

01:18:29.000 And they're never happy.

01:18:31.000 The poorest state in the United States, per capita, the people are wealthier than all of Europe, all the countries of Europe.

01:18:40.000 Per capita?

01:18:41.000 Really?

01:18:41.000 Europe has low key fallen off completely.

01:18:41.000 Per capita.

01:18:43.000 Yeah, it's true.

01:18:44.000 It just recently.

01:18:45.000 We're growing and can't defend.

01:18:47.000 Our average income is three times that of Japan.

01:18:50.000 Yeah.

01:18:51.000 That's crazy.

01:18:52.000 And Japan's nice.

01:18:53.000 Remember, poor people in the US have cell phones, they have access to the internet.

01:18:58.000 Poor people in the U.S. are not poor.

01:19:00.000 But it's not just that.

01:19:00.000 You can have zero dollars and you can walk into a McDonald's and get a glass of clean, parasite free water.

01:19:06.000 And like having a bunch of money injected into my bank account doesn't make me resistant to tyranny because Wells Fargo can shut off my bank.

01:19:13.000 It's the opposite, actually.

01:19:14.000 The more money you get, the more susceptible you are.

01:19:16.000 The more targeted you become.

01:19:18.000 Because the machine threatens to take away so much from you.

01:19:20.000 If you're broke and they threaten you, but I don't have anything.

01:19:22.000 That's literally what you can't take anything from.

01:19:25.000 You can't get blood from a stone.

01:19:26.000 If you don't have anything, people can't use the things that you have as leverage.

01:19:30.000 You've nothing to lose, yeah.

01:19:31.000 Right.

01:19:32.000 Like, no kids.

01:19:33.000 I don't have a baby.

01:19:34.000 No money, no house, no nothing.

01:19:35.000 Blah, No lights, no music.

01:19:37.000 Can't blackmail me.

01:19:39.000 Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, it could blackmail, could.

01:19:42.000 But, like, you might be easily, it might be easier to bribe someone that doesn't have anything because they're like, oh, you're going to give me $10,000.

01:19:50.000 That's a lot of money, you know?

01:19:51.000 Whereas, if you've got a house and you've got a family and you've got kids and you've got a reputation, you've got, in your case, you're a public figure and stuff, you know, if someone's like, hey, we're going to do this if you don't play ball, it's like, oh, well, I better play ball because I don't want to lose the things that I have.

01:20:06.000 God, because would you ever run for office?

01:20:10.000 I would say the N word on Maine before I would run for office.

01:20:14.000 I'm too young to foreclose on that, but I don't have any desire right now. 0.68

01:20:17.000 No, I would.

01:20:18.000 I would run for office, like Supreme Chancellor of the Earth, maybe.

01:20:21.000 I'd run.

01:20:22.000 I'd go run for president like Trump.

01:20:24.000 After Trump conquers the planet in a couple decades, I'll run for Supreme Chancellor.

01:20:29.000 Ian should run for Senate in Maine, I think.

01:20:30.000 But of course, by run, I mean it's an election only amongst the 20 or so elite council members.

01:20:35.000 So I would not.

01:20:36.000 Self selected.

01:20:37.000 Choice of democracy at the highest level.

01:20:40.000 And the rule is you can't serve more than two consecutive terms.

01:20:43.000 That means as long as you have a break between.

01:20:45.000 So they all just keep electing each other. 0.89

01:20:47.000 I think the Russians did that. 0.99

01:20:49.000 That is what they do. 0.97

01:20:50.000 With his, what was that guy?

01:20:51.000 No, not Navalny.

01:20:53.000 Medvedev.

01:20:53.000 Medvedev is number two.

01:20:55.000 He became president.

01:20:56.000 He's now posting.

01:20:56.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:20:57.000 Erdogan does that too in Turkey.

01:20:58.000 Oh, did he really?

01:21:00.000 You said he just posted on.

01:21:02.000 No, he's just a poster now, Medvedev.

01:21:04.000 He just tweets insane things now.

01:21:06.000 He used to be the president with Putin.

01:21:08.000 Yeah, he's now he just tweets about nuking America and stuff all the time.

01:21:10.000 Every once in a while, just keep it just keeps on our toes.

01:21:13.000 Yeah, imagine if Obama was like constantly tweeting about nuking other countries.

01:21:17.000 That'd be kind of crazy.

01:21:18.000 I wish it's like, what's more content to talk about?

01:21:22.000 If politics, if like if there's a machine that's that's breaking down and malfunctioning and spilling oil and it's driving, they're like, hey, you want to get on board and drive with us?

01:21:29.000 I'm like, I think I got to fix the machine.

01:21:31.000 Like, if I get on, if I get in the machine, I can't fix it.

01:21:34.000 I got to stay out here to fix it.

01:21:36.000 You talk a lot, you talk a lot about.

01:21:38.000 Fixing the machine for someone that smokes pot and does DMT.

01:21:42.000 This machine is out of control, dude.

01:21:44.000 $40 trillion in debt.

01:21:46.000 Are we going for a currency reset?

01:21:49.000 Are people going to, is our net worth dropping by 99%?

01:21:52.000 No, it just means they're going to add extra zeros.

01:21:54.000 Trump's going to make a $250 bill.

01:21:56.000 And then $250 is the new hundred.

01:21:58.000 Yep.

01:21:59.000 I mean, look, man, when I was a kid, you know, like a Coke was 55 cents.

01:22:04.000 Wow, I remember not going to get it for.

01:22:05.000 We had a vending machine that was just outside by the Dominic supermarket.

01:22:10.000 It was a quarter for a can of pop.

01:22:11.000 Yeah, we used to go.

01:22:12.000 I used to always go and push buttons, try and get a free soda out of those.

01:22:12.000 A quarter.

01:22:15.000 And you would sometimes.

01:22:16.000 Yeah, you would.

01:22:17.000 And you'd go to PayPhones and there'd be coins in there.

01:22:20.000 And then me and Andy would go to Aldi and we would offer to return people's carts for them and just stack up quarters.

01:22:26.000 It used to be actually profitable to collect a lot of bottles and cans and return them.

01:22:30.000 People used to drive to Michigan to get double the return, which is fraud, but they didn't.

01:22:30.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:22:33.000 Oh, really?

01:22:34.000 Yeah, because the way it works is when you buy the bottle, you pay a deposit.

01:22:38.000 Then when you go and return it, they give the deposit back.

01:22:40.000 So people would collect bottles in Indiana and Illinois and drive to Michigan because the deposit was double.

01:22:45.000 Oh. 1.00

01:22:45.000 That was a bitchy fraud. 1.00

01:22:46.000 Bro, I got to tell you guys, I was watching this podcast, and it's completely not news related, but it's the craziest thing I've ever heard. 0.84

01:22:53.000 And don't do it.

01:22:54.000 But have you guys ever heard of retail theft or shoplifting arbitrage?

01:23:00.000 Yep.

01:23:00.000 This is the craziest thing.

01:23:03.000 I never even considered this.

01:23:04.000 Do not do this.

01:23:05.000 But some guy was interviewing a criminal.

01:23:06.000 He was talking about how they do return fraud, where you go to a grocery store and you'll grab a small item that you don't need a receipt for off a shelf and then go to return it.

01:23:14.000 And if it's like mouthwash for five bucks, they don't ask you for a receipt.

01:23:16.000 They just give you the five bucks.

01:23:18.000 And so that's return fraud.

01:23:19.000 People usually get caught doing it.

01:23:21.000 So at first, he's like, we used to shoplift and then we would just try and sell the stuff for like half the price.

01:23:26.000 And then we realized you could just return the stuff.

01:23:27.000 You don't even need it.

01:23:29.000 Then we realized you could do bigger items with receipts.

01:23:31.000 And then he gets into the craziest thing I ever heard of.

01:23:35.000 He said that they would go to like a Home Depot and you'd find a receipt in a trash bin for like a power drill that cost 500 bucks.

01:23:41.000 Then they'd order online the same SKU, the same power drill, but it's cheaper because the online store sells it for less because they don't have overhead.

01:23:50.000 It then arrives five days later and you return that drill with the receipt saying that your friend, he would be like, my friend bought this for me, but I'm going to return it.

01:23:58.000 The Home Depot gets the exact same drill back, loses no money but the sale, and then you get the price difference.

01:24:05.000 So if the drill's 300 bucks online, On discount, but it's $500 in store, and then you return it, you get a $200 profit.

01:24:12.000 That's crazy.

01:24:13.000 He got caught, so don't do that stuff.

01:24:15.000 But it's just nuts to think Home Depot's like, we don't recognize a loss.

01:24:20.000 We just got the drill back.

01:24:21.000 We'll sell it again tomorrow.

01:24:23.000 The dude who bought the drill still has it.

01:24:24.000 All you did was take the profit from the sale, and they kept the product.

01:24:29.000 You stole the sale.

01:24:30.000 So it's intangible.

01:24:32.000 Hustlers are hustling.

01:24:33.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

01:24:34.000 You know, but that makes me think of the old that.

01:24:40.000 Meme or whatever, where someone's like, Man, you're sitting around doing nothing, and crackheads are sitting around, like, you got no money.

01:24:45.000 And you think the crackhead's not going to go out and get that crack?

01:24:48.000 Get up and get moving.

01:24:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:24:49.000 Oh, it was a viral video on TikTok where the guy's like, You're sitting there saying, I can't do it.

01:24:55.000 And right now, there's a crackhead out there, and he's going to get it done.

01:24:59.000 Do you think that crackhead is not going to find that money and get that crack?

01:25:03.000 And it's funny because it's true.

01:25:05.000 Absolutely true.

01:25:06.000 The motivation of the crackhead is better.

01:25:07.000 Like, that's got to be embarrassing.

01:25:09.000 I mean, you're sitting around like, I can't do 10 pushups right now, bro. 0.99

01:25:12.000 That crackhead would sell his own mother for crack. 0.98

01:25:15.000 You can do 10 pushups. 1.00

01:25:15.000 Literally. 1.00

01:25:17.000 You just don't want it bad enough.

01:25:18.000 Right.

01:25:19.000 What do you think is like the driving motivating factor for most healthy men to get up and go?

01:25:25.000 A lot of times it's, well, I think that it's the ability to achieve something.

01:25:32.000 I think the thing that young men are having a problem with today is they don't feel like their effort is going to, Produce anything, right?

01:25:42.000 Like the crackhead knows that if he goes and comes up with five bucks, he's getting that crack, right?

01:25:46.000 Or ten bucks or whatever.

01:25:48.000 But, like, young people are like, why am I going to go to work and make a little bit of money when I can sit around here and play video games and get some kind of.

01:25:59.000 Because without children, everything collapses.

01:25:59.000 I'll tell you why.

01:26:02.000 Because it used to be, and it's not even so much that it used to be, but I know people like this.

01:26:05.000 They're like, I have no choice but to work.

01:26:07.000 I have kids.

01:26:08.000 That's it.

01:26:08.000 End of story.

01:26:09.000 So now you got a bunch of dudes who are in their mid 30s with no kids, and they're like, well, I don't have to do anything.

01:26:13.000 They're like, I don't have to make as much money, but I make enough to where I can afford rent and play video games.

01:26:19.000 So, why bother?

01:26:20.000 If they had kids, they'd be like, I got to work a double shift.

01:26:23.000 I got to feed my kids.

01:26:24.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:24.000 Birth control is probably the actual thing that destroys society. 1.00

01:26:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:32.000 When you have birth control and women can control whether or not they have kids, eventually your society falls apart. 1.00

01:26:40.000 I mean, very triad take. 1.00

01:26:43.000 Look, I'm not 100% sure that I'm for banning birth control, but the idea of putting everybody on birth control for whatever reason, like every.

01:26:52.000 Young girl goes into to see their their OBGYN for the first time when they're in their teen years, and the first thing they do is say, Well, we got to get you on birth control.

01:27:01.000 You know, it very rarely do they not try to get you on birth control because the OBGYNs are incentivized, they get a kickback or they get paid by the pharmaceutical companies. 0.96

01:27:12.000 So they get all these all the young girls on birth control. 0.59

01:27:16.000 Society kind of makes women think that they should be men and try to do the things that men do and want to be men, go to get a job, go to college, get a job. 0.53

01:27:26.000 Used to be where, like, you weren't stopping people from having sex.

01:27:29.000 Like, that just wasn't happening.

01:27:31.000 You look back 100 years, people were having a bunch of sex and having a bunch of kids because of it.

01:27:35.000 Now, you have birth control, get on birth control, get a large percentage of your population on birth control, and there's no more kids.

01:27:43.000 And, like, to Tim's point, without kids, men don't have that kind of need to, you know, essentially settle down.

01:27:52.000 Like, women and kids tame young men, right?

01:27:55.000 You got women and kids.

01:27:56.000 If a guy's got a, A girlfriend that he gets pregnant, he's got to take care of the girl and he's got to take care of the kid. 0.99

01:28:01.000 I got to get my crap together. 0.92

01:28:01.000 I got to get a job. 0.92

01:28:03.000 I got to provide for them.

01:28:05.000 And that's a very, it's a moderating factor in young men's lives.

01:28:10.000 Without that, dudes are just like, oh, I don't have to do anything. 1.00

01:28:14.000 Girls are, you know, throwing their butt around as it is. 1.00

01:28:18.000 You know, I don't need to get married or whatever to have kids or I don't have to have kids. 1.00

01:28:21.000 I don't need to get married.

01:28:22.000 I'll go and hang with the boys and sometimes I'll get laid. 0.88

01:28:25.000 Or if I don't get laid and I can't, you know, talk to women, I got porn, there's all these things to distract you from.

01:28:30.000 From having families and families really do, you know, make you say, okay, I need to square my stuff away and focus on these people.

01:28:41.000 It makes you selfless as well, makes you stop thinking about yourself first.

01:28:44.000 It's almost like we evolved to have this very specific kind of ecosystem of how we reproduce and that motivates everybody in the unit to do what they're supposed to do.

01:28:53.000 And then if you throw this chemical intervention into it willy nilly, then it disrupts the entire system and now we have a population collapse.

01:29:01.000 And I think it's, I mean, I don't know.

01:29:03.000 I don't know if it's the same in other countries, but I assume that in India, who's just barely at replacement levels, I assume there's a lot of birth control there as well.

01:29:15.000 I don't know culturally what it's like, but I assume.

01:29:18.000 And it's definitely one of the problems across the West, right?

01:29:21.000 Like, if you can control whether or not you get pregnant, then you don't have as many accidental, oopsie, people get pregnant, and then people decide that they're going to live their lives and do their own thing as opposed to, oh, she's pregnant.

01:29:36.000 I have to take care of her.

01:29:37.000 There was a social aspect to it, too, as well, because it used to be where, you know, if a guy got a girl pregnant, it's called a shotgun wedding.

01:29:43.000 You have to go and marry the girl, and now you have to take care of her. 0.60

01:29:46.000 You did that, so now this is your responsibility.

01:29:49.000 That's not the thing anymore.

01:29:50.000 You know, that just went away.

01:29:51.000 And because it went away, you've got all these downstream effects.

01:29:55.000 Dude, this is the first time I thought direct relationship between birth control and population decline.

01:30:00.000 Really? 0.72

01:30:01.000 The purpose of it is to have less kids.

01:30:04.000 That's the point.

01:30:05.000 And then my question is how many children do you think 100 years ago, just a general question, I don't know, were intentionally created versus how many of them percentage wise were oops.

01:30:15.000 All of them were intentionally created.

01:30:16.000 Well, sometimes you're like, I just wanted to bang and then.

01:30:18.000 No, Like, People had big families and intentionally had big families and had more babies, and they'd have seven to 12 kids. 0.68

01:30:26.000 But then some of it was rape.

01:30:27.000 Like a lot of, according to Brett Weinstein, he's like, oh, so much of our ancient propagation was rape. 0.55

01:30:33.000 Yeah, but that's taken out of context.

01:30:35.000 It's like relative to now, back then there was lots of rape, but still 99% of child rearing was coupling.

01:30:44.000 Let's do another one.

01:30:45.000 I don't know.

01:30:45.000 I've done weddings, bro.

01:30:47.000 Yeah, but those sound like oopsies.

01:30:49.000 If you're like, oh, didn't intend to, now I got to get married, that sounds like an oop.

01:30:54.000 But, like, so less oopsies today, but also less intentional.

01:30:58.000 Because, like, the birth control is getting in the water supply and stuff.

01:31:01.000 I don't think it's even oopsies.

01:31:02.000 I think it's like, you know, the reason humans have a sexual urge is to reproduce.

01:31:07.000 And for millennia, that's all we needed.

01:31:10.000 And there could be all these rational reasons not to have kids, potentially, but it's overridden by this biological urge you have.

01:31:16.000 And once you introduce this chemical that takes away any of the consequences, that's it.

01:31:20.000 That's why liberals largely don't have this.

01:31:23.000 Explain. 0.99

01:31:25.000 They don't have kids.

01:31:26.000 The only reason the birth rate is like 1.3 right now is because conservatives are like 1.8 and liberals are like 0.7.

01:31:32.000 Liberals don't have, like, they're the ones saying, just even if you get pregnant, abort the baby.

01:31:37.000 Conservatives aren't saying it.

01:31:38.000 Yeah, abortion's another one.

01:31:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:41.000 So, what liberals do, they do have sex, they just don't have the babies. 1.00

01:31:45.000 So that's where the chemical intervention comes in. 0.98

01:31:48.000 You're cutting the two.

01:31:49.000 I'm saying they don't have that drive, that passion.

01:31:51.000 They don't have that, like, drive to have families.

01:31:55.000 No, just passion for life in general.

01:31:57.000 Oh, really?

01:31:57.000 Okay.

01:31:59.000 Like sex is the passion for sex is like should be good, boring. 0.50

01:32:04.000 Like, how do I say this, Phil, to you directly?

01:32:06.000 That's why I said it.

01:32:07.000 Really want to look deep in the eyes and deliver this next one.

01:32:07.000 I can't wait.

01:32:10.000 Sex, do it. 0.97

01:32:11.000 Um, but like, I've been dealing with it a lot.

01:32:13.000 I'm single right now, 47.

01:32:15.000 I sound like Tucker Carlson.

01:32:16.000 I'm single, not that he's single, but I talk like that.

01:32:18.000 Um, like chasing sex just for sex is just like all it is is moving around, and then like it feels kind of phenomenal at points, but like that's all.

01:32:29.000 That's all it is. 0.95

01:32:30.000 It's because you're old, bro.

01:32:31.000 No, it's always been like that.

01:32:32.000 Like, it was never, it's a means to an end.

01:32:35.000 It's not the end itself.

01:32:36.000 Like, chasing it, it's not like.

01:32:37.000 When you're younger, you have the hormones raging through your body and you're like, man, I want to hook up, you know?

01:32:42.000 I still.

01:32:42.000 And then you're supposed to get married and then you and your wife go to like rabbits and have a bunch of babies.

01:32:47.000 And then when you get older, you're more chill and you're like, eh, you know, look, I'm old, you know?

01:32:51.000 Yeah, but my wife.

01:32:52.000 Some people used to have kids when they were young. 1.00

01:32:54.000 Yeah.

01:32:55.000 I mean, what's the average age for having kids now?

01:32:55.000 It's crazy.

01:32:58.000 It's like 30, 38 or something.

01:33:00.000 Yeah.

01:33:00.000 It used to be like 20.

01:33:03.000 We're in trouble.

01:33:04.000 The argument, though, is that it's eugenics.

01:33:06.000 It's that the older you are when you have a kid, the more like the higher probabilities of ailments for the child.

01:33:14.000 But what ends up happening is the children that are born to older parents but who don't have ailments will then reproduce and they'll eliminate that genetic function from the gene pool.

01:33:28.000 They'll eliminate the errors.

01:33:28.000 There's also some studies.

01:33:29.000 So the idea is if you have, let's say, 100 people and they all have kids at 40 years old.

01:33:36.000 And let's say 60% of those kids have deformities or some kind of health defect and don't live very long and they die.

01:33:41.000 The 40% that survive did not experience defects from having kids at a later age, will live longer and have kids at a later age.

01:33:48.000 So, you are creating a lineage of people who will live longer and suffer less ailments from child rearing in later ages.

01:33:54.000 I heard someone say recently that because of the collapsing birth rate, people who are genetically predisposed in a way to have that drive to actually have kids and have families, there will be like a flatlining and recovery eventually because the people having kids have something in them that makes them want to have kids.

01:34:11.000 Oh, right.

01:34:11.000 That gets passed down to their kids.

01:34:13.000 Well, so basically, the people that don't want to reproduce.

01:34:15.000 Knock themselves out of the gene pool.

01:34:17.000 Yep.

01:34:17.000 So eventually there's a recovery.

01:34:18.000 Maybe. 1.00

01:34:19.000 So the United States will just be a Muslim country. 1.00

01:34:21.000 Why Muslims? 1.00

01:34:22.000 And the Catholics. 1.00

01:34:23.000 The Muslims and the Catholics. 0.98

01:34:24.000 Actually, actually, it's going to be Mennonite. 0.68

01:34:27.000 That's actually. 0.97

01:34:27.000 The Mennonites. 0.97

01:34:28.000 Because, yeah, the Mennonites have more kids than any other group still.

01:34:31.000 Yeah. 0.89

01:34:32.000 Who will win the three way war between the Mennonites, the Catholics, and the Muslims? 0.91

01:34:35.000 Oh, it's exponential. 0.90

01:34:36.000 It's a parabolic curve.

01:34:38.000 That's whoever has the most kids.

01:34:38.000 You see, three way.

01:34:40.000 Five factorial versus, you know, two. 0.98

01:34:43.000 I'm just reading about the Mennonites and a Baptist. 0.97

01:34:46.000 I know nothing about these guys. 0.98

01:34:48.000 They're Amish. 1.00

01:34:49.000 They're Amish. 1.00

01:34:50.000 Down the road, bro, they sell us beef. 1.00

01:34:52.000 Are they the same as Amish? 1.00

01:34:53.000 I think so.

01:34:54.000 There's another one that's similar, though.

01:34:54.000 Yeah.

01:34:56.000 And people think Amish means they don't use technology or whatever, but, bro, they're sitting in there watching TV with refrigerators and they use a register.

01:35:01.000 It's like, I think they always wear bonnets.

01:35:05.000 Sounds nice.

01:35:06.000 Yeah, there's a lot that don't, but out here, there's a ton of them and they sell beef.

01:35:10.000 You go to the little booth, they pull up in a pickup truck, get out, and they sell you beef.

01:35:14.000 It's great. 1.00

01:35:15.000 They're not Amish. 1.00

01:35:15.000 Oh, they're not? 1.00

01:35:16.000 They're not Amish.

01:35:17.000 They share common Anabaptist roots from the 16th century Protestant Reformation, but the two groups split in 1693 when Jacob Ammon's followers separated from the Mennonites and became the Amish.

01:35:28.000 I think some speak like old German language.

01:35:31.000 Das ist gut, ja.

01:35:33.000 Is it Dutch?

01:35:34.000 Do they speak Dutch?

01:35:34.000 I'm not quite sure.

01:35:35.000 Some of them speak Dutch, I think.

01:35:37.000 Yeah.

01:35:38.000 Yeah.

01:35:38.000 Did you guys see the Amish guy that went on Theo Vaughn's podcast?

01:35:41.000 Young guy.

01:35:41.000 Yeah, I watched it.

01:35:42.000 Yeah, it was really cool.

01:35:43.000 He was making some rounds.

01:35:44.000 He was on Romspringer.

01:35:44.000 Yeah.

01:35:46.000 Yeah.

01:35:46.000 That was pretty cool.

01:35:47.000 It's where they go out and just.

01:35:47.000 Oh, yeah.

01:35:49.000 Check out the world.

01:35:50.000 Yeah.

01:35:51.000 And then they're just like, this is terrible.

01:35:52.000 I want to go home.

01:35:53.000 Just be with my horse.

01:35:54.000 It says a lot that people who live like it was 200 years ago get exposed to modernity and they say, no, we're good.

01:36:00.000 I agree with them.

01:36:01.000 Yeah.

01:36:02.000 God.

01:36:03.000 It's the radiation.

01:36:04.000 The upside is like the good foods you can get access to, but the downside is the radiation.

01:36:08.000 Get some money, buy some land, get a mini cow and some goats and some chickens and then sit there all day just watching them.

01:36:16.000 Life is good.

01:36:17.000 I rode by some cows earlier today.

01:36:19.000 Eat eggs.

01:36:20.000 I thought.

01:36:21.000 Cowishness.

01:36:22.000 Chickens, the best part about chickens is they make more of themselves.

01:36:25.000 You know, you can just like, you just watch them and then they're birth control for the chickens.

01:36:30.000 They just make more and then too many sometimes.

01:36:32.000 And you got to eat the boys.

01:36:34.000 They're not as good, but food's food.

01:36:36.000 You know, they can't complain.

01:36:37.000 Don't they fight each other sometimes?

01:36:39.000 Nope.

01:36:41.000 It's a misconception that roosters, if you put them together, they fight.

01:36:44.000 Oh, sorry.

01:36:46.000 We had 12 roosters in one pen together.

01:36:48.000 So there's a couple things. 1.00

01:36:50.000 If there's not enough women, they'll fight. 1.00

01:36:52.000 But usually, what happens is the roosters will separate from each other with different amounts of females. 0.99

01:36:58.000 And then, if you can have, we had 12 roosters together as long as there's no girls around. 0.96

01:37:04.000 So they don't just fight each other, they'll stay away from each other. 0.96

01:37:08.000 Sound like humans.

01:37:09.000 That was like me at Guitar Center earlier today, too.

01:37:12.000 Did you get that tiny bass?

01:37:13.000 Yeah.

01:37:13.000 Nice.

01:37:14.000 It's awesome.

01:37:14.000 Tiny bass?

01:37:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:37:16.000 Shout out to the beautiful woman working at the counter.

01:37:18.000 I don't normally talk about people when they're not around, but I felt like a rooster.

01:37:21.000 You don't talk about people when they're not around.

01:37:23.000 That's my job, actually.

01:37:24.000 You do that every night.

01:37:24.000 I was like, you do that all night.

01:37:26.000 Which is literally talking about people.

01:37:27.000 Yeah.

01:37:28.000 Yeah, I felt like a rooster ready to fight.

01:37:31.000 I'm like, I got to just relax. 1.00

01:37:32.000 Otherwise, I can see the cocks rearing up. 1.00

01:37:34.000 I got to calm down, get down here. 0.99

01:37:36.000 My bass guitar.

01:37:37.000 Oh, guitar center. 0.99

01:37:38.000 I was just like, I felt the rooster's energy because there's a woman. 0.61

01:37:40.000 It was like a bunch of guys sticking out a hot chick or something.

01:37:42.000 It was like a woman in the room.

01:37:43.000 And normally guys are just dudes, but when the woman comes in, sometimes it's like heightened energy.

01:37:48.000 I got to be honest, I'm old and I'm married, and I just don't. 0.99

01:37:48.000 Yeah, I know. 0.99

01:37:48.000 It's interest. 0.99

01:37:51.000 I'm so beyond whatever that, you know, is.

01:37:53.000 That urge to be the younger man's game, you know?

01:37:56.000 My wife will tell you when she goes to the gym, like, I don't know.

01:37:58.000 I guess a lot of people look at her, whereas, like, my experience is different.

01:38:02.000 Like, not a bunch of people are looking at me all the time at the gym, but like, she says she gets these weird dudes doing, like, pull ups, like, looking in her direction.

01:38:10.000 Geez.

01:38:11.000 A weird stuff.

01:38:12.000 Yeah, that's my attitude changed a while ago.

01:38:16.000 It's more so now, like it used to be, like when I was younger, it's like walking around looking at, checking out chicks and just like, oh man, you know.

01:38:24.000 But now it's more like, now it's more like the rooster looking around, checking to see if there's bears anywhere and ready to fight.

01:38:29.000 I got a weird thing going on.

01:38:31.000 I wonder if anyone can identify because I'm, I think I'm past the point where I'm supposed to have had kids. 0.99

01:38:35.000 So I've got like that instinct of taking care of my surroundings, but I'm still like hyper aggressive to find a woman. 0.99

01:38:41.000 So it's like really distracting. 0.54

01:38:44.000 They call that your single uncle.

01:38:44.000 It's messy.

01:38:48.000 Your divorced uncle is what they call it.

01:38:50.000 Uncle Ian. 1.00

01:38:51.000 Like, I gotta write and do something fast and write, but I don't want to jump into some stupid shit. 1.00

01:38:56.000 Well, you're a guy, you don't got a biological clock. 1.00

01:38:57.000 You just need to find some woman, you know? 1.00

01:38:59.000 With modern medicine, you have plenty of time. 1.00

01:39:00.000 You should need to find a long haired freaky chick, you know? 1.00

01:39:03.000 Yeah, that's what it's all about. 1.00

01:39:04.000 Who can be with you, a long haired freaky chick. 1.00

01:39:06.000 Don't tell them that you can control the weather. 1.00

01:39:08.000 No, that's bad advice.

01:39:09.000 Everyone knows.

01:39:10.000 Everyone knows.

01:39:11.000 Imagine if Ian did. 0.96

01:39:12.000 I've got a bullet on my chest. 0.93

01:39:13.000 No, no, no, Phil. 0.88

01:39:13.000 Imagine what would happen if they're together for like a year and then she comes to find out he can control the weather and never told her. 0.88

01:39:19.000 She would be like, Ian, you withheld this from me.

01:39:22.000 Think of all the good you can do by making it rain.

01:39:24.000 Because I need her to support me to control the weather stronger and harder and faster.

01:39:30.000 Like, just focus your energy into me, lady. 0.56

01:39:32.000 Control the weather innuendo for something?

01:39:34.000 Have I missed this?

01:39:34.000 Yeah.

01:39:35.000 Not yet.

01:39:36.000 Maybe.

01:39:37.000 Seems like you kids call it these days.

01:39:38.000 Maybe kids aren't.

01:39:40.000 You want to come over and control the weather?

01:39:42.000 Maybe kids aren't the thing that you need to do.

01:39:44.000 Control the weather and chill.

01:39:46.000 Right, dude.

01:39:47.000 I just got to be thinking of my next hit song.

01:39:49.000 I mean, well, look.

01:39:50.000 Put some money on the table.

01:39:51.000 I mean, the.

01:39:53.000 The fact that you're talking about your age, remember, I had my first kid at 50.

01:39:59.000 You're a big inspiration for me right now because I'm like, thank God Phil pulled it together and made it happen.

01:40:03.000 You did it instantly.

01:40:04.000 You were like, you know what?

01:40:05.000 I've decided I want to do this now.

01:40:06.000 Well, no, no, no, no. 0.98

01:40:08.000 I was married and she couldn't have kids. 1.00

01:40:11.000 We wanted to have kids and she couldn't.

01:40:13.000 So it's not like it was a surprise or anything.

01:40:17.000 I just decided that I wanted to have kids.

01:40:18.000 I thought I was going to have kids when I was in my 20s.

01:40:21.000 I was like, yeah, I'll eventually even.

01:40:23.000 You know, meet a girl and stuff.

01:40:25.000 And, you know, Phil, I would say for us, because we recently had kids, but most fathers know this it's pretty amazing when you become a dad because you realize you are capable of so much like clawing a man to death who threatens your family or literally ripping a man's arms off and beating him to death with it if he threatens your family.

01:40:43.000 Like, you would agree, right?

01:40:45.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:40:45.000 Well, I mean, it's like once I looked at my baby, I was like, I could pull a man's arm clean off and beat him to death with it. 0.97

01:40:51.000 I mean, I carry a gun, so I think a little differently, but, uh, But, yeah, yes.

01:40:56.000 Yeah.

01:40:56.000 It would be the same kind of result.

01:40:59.000 But I actually forgot my handgun.

01:41:01.000 I forgot my normal carry gun today, and I was like, oh, man, I got to turn around.

01:41:04.000 I was like, oh, no.

01:41:05.000 Worried about dogs now?

01:41:06.000 Like, I got one in the car.

01:41:07.000 Wild dogs?

01:41:09.000 Just any dog.

01:41:10.000 Keep your dogs on your leash.

01:41:10.000 Yeah.

01:41:10.000 Dogs.

01:41:12.000 Normally, it's like, you know, 10 years ago, if I see a dog, I'm like, I could take them.

01:41:15.000 Now it's like, keep that dog away from my daughter.

01:41:18.000 I don't trust your dog, man.

01:41:18.000 Yeah.

01:41:20.000 What are they?

01:41:20.000 Keep your dog on a leash.

01:41:21.000 Are you conserved of eagles at all?

01:41:23.000 They'll swoop down and go to the dogs.

01:41:23.000 No.

01:41:24.000 I was in Martinsburg, and some dude was walking around with a Pitbull off his leash.

01:41:27.000 Oh, dude.

01:41:28.000 He's running up to the jail.

01:41:30.000 Sorry, I'm pretty libertarian, but get that wild, dangerous weapon on a leash.

01:41:34.000 Well, I have a gun, so.

01:41:35.000 So is the pitbull hunters.

01:41:37.000 They let their dog on.

01:41:38.000 It was just running around and ran past it in my leg.

01:41:40.000 And I'm like, I didn't move.

01:41:41.000 And then it just ran off.

01:41:41.000 I didn't do anything.

01:41:42.000 Like, I'm not going to immediately assume the pit bull is going to go nuts.

01:41:45.000 But if it does, you should keep your dog on a leash.

01:41:49.000 Just generally.

01:41:49.000 Like, that's just normal person behavior.

01:41:53.000 Like, you shouldn't be letting a dog.

01:41:55.000 Like, Sarah and I got this little, her dog's little, right?

01:41:59.000 And, like, it's on a leash all the time.

01:42:01.000 You don't want it because it's safer for the dog, too, right? 1.00

01:42:04.000 Dogs are stupid. 1.00

01:42:05.000 They're going to run off. 1.00

01:42:06.000 Also, if you can't, like, contain a pit bull, you shouldn't be able to take it on a walk in public.

01:42:10.000 So, you should have to be of a reasonable size, if you like.

01:42:14.000 Bro, we got to talk about this.

01:42:14.000 I think so.

01:42:15.000 Did you guys see the robot fighting?

01:42:17.000 Yes, dude.

01:42:17.000 Yeah, guys.

01:42:18.000 Dude, look at this. 1.00

01:42:19.000 Oh, damn. 0.99

01:42:21.000 This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. 0.99

01:42:22.000 I can get up, man.

01:42:23.000 Yeah, the recovery is.

01:42:29.000 Dude.

01:42:30.000 This is better than.

01:42:31.000 DOOM! 0.99

01:42:32.000 Dude, he blows the guy's head off.

01:42:40.000 This kind of competition upgrades everything.

01:42:43.000 Sensors, motion control, AI decision making, neural networks, joint performance, laying the groundwork for home robots in the future.

01:42:51.000 Well, we're not going to war with China.

01:42:53.000 Yeah, we are. 0.95

01:42:54.000 We're going to war with China. 0.98

01:42:55.000 It does look like a spinning wheel. 0.97

01:42:57.000 It's knocking its head off.

01:42:58.000 That's five to ten years away.

01:43:00.000 But right now, we can use large model tech to make robots understand and interact with people better.

01:43:08.000 No, I want to see the fight, bro.

01:43:09.000 I want to see the fight.

01:43:12.000 Show me the head.

01:43:13.000 The head kick, but to that guy's point, like the all of the systems get better.

01:43:28.000 See the spin at the waist, dude.

01:43:32.000 Where's the head stop?

01:43:33.000 Finish him.

01:43:34.000 There's got to be more.

01:43:34.000 Oh, he was just doing it.

01:43:35.000 This is just like that movie with human.

01:43:39.000 Look at this.

01:43:40.000 Where's the long form video?

01:43:42.000 Oh, we got it.

01:43:42.000 Is this it?

01:43:43.000 We got it.

01:43:44.000 Let's go.

01:43:44.000 The robot is unfazed when it loses its head.

01:43:47.000 You want to get this going?

01:43:49.000 You can blow their arms off, they keep coming.

01:43:52.000 I have no idea what they're on about. 1.00

01:43:56.000 You can blow their heads off.

01:43:57.000 You've got to find the CPU if you want to disable these things. 0.65

01:44:05.000 I imagine.

01:44:07.000 Oh, he's taunting him, he's taunting him.

01:44:11.000 I thought the top was a little bit high.

01:44:16.000 I thought this is Tekken, dude.

01:44:20.000 I love it.

01:44:22.000 This is real life Tekken.

01:44:24.000 It's so pretty.

01:44:25.000 I'm sure the Tekken is so pretty.

01:44:28.000 They were fighting their way.

01:44:30.000 I don't know how many of them were.

01:44:33.000 But this is all, this is actually AI.

01:44:38.000 The robots are doing this themselves.

01:44:40.000 There's not a person controlling them.

01:44:44.000 Oh, really?

01:44:46.000 That's why they're dancing around and, like, not looking at each other.

01:44:46.000 Yeah.

01:44:53.000 Ooh, that was amazing.

01:44:56.000 That kick was nuts.

01:45:00.000 I imagine.

01:45:01.000 Could you imagine fighting one of these things?

01:45:04.000 Like, awesome.

01:45:05.000 Would it kill you in one hit?

01:45:06.000 No, they don't hit that hard. 0.96

01:45:10.000 No, that roundhouse through your chest.

01:45:13.000 I mean, that's incredible.

01:45:15.000 Like, pneumatic fists.

01:45:16.000 Is it like. 1.00

01:45:18.000 This robot could mess you up, white or black. 1.00

01:45:21.000 I'm pretty sure black loses. 1.00

01:45:24.000 It's heck, it's ripped off. 1.00

01:45:26.000 I like how they go down with the lightest of hits.

01:45:31.000 Oh, he's down, bro.

01:45:36.000 Let's go to round three or whatever.

01:45:46.000 Oh my god! 0.93

01:45:50.000 Oh my god! 0.78

01:45:52.000 I want to see the hit that knocked his head off.

01:46:00.000 It's like he's doing more damage to himself.

01:46:10.000 Yeah.

01:46:12.000 It's kind of confused Pokemon.

01:46:16.000 Can it still see?

01:46:18.000 I imagine its eyes are on its chest or something.

01:46:24.000 It's decapitated.

01:46:27.000 Yeah, I mean, couldn't the rep follow it?

01:46:32.000 It's weird how they score points when the other one just falls down of its own volition. 0.97

01:46:39.000 The black one's got 22 points, the other one's got. 1.00

01:46:46.000 Pretty sure when your head falls off, you lose. 1.00

01:46:53.000 Yeah, I don't even know. 0.96

01:46:55.000 Bro, I want to see one of those kicks landing.

01:47:03.000 It's just bouncing around.

01:47:05.000 The applications are wonderful for VR to control an avatar robot to fight in a ring.

01:47:12.000 Oh, I think it's going to be.

01:47:14.000 He's struggling.

01:47:16.000 They're not going for VR.

01:47:17.000 They're going for AI.

01:47:19.000 They're not going for VR.

01:47:22.000 This is going for AI.

01:47:24.000 I think when the head came off, the wire snaps. 0.99

01:47:28.000 I mean, the fight was very pathetic. 0.99

01:47:30.000 Dude just lost because he knocked his own head off. 0.99

01:47:32.000 Yeah.

01:47:34.000 I still don't know what caused the severance.

01:47:38.000 Yeah, here you can see his head's bobbling a little bit.

01:47:42.000 Had he been strung. 0.94

01:47:43.000 I want to see the moment when his head gets hit. 0.77

01:47:45.000 Why do they keep dancing in a little foot? 0.74

01:47:49.000 What is this?

01:47:50.000 That's crazy.

01:47:53.000 Bro, I'm excited to run full speed from this thing in a dystopian city.

01:47:57.000 I'm disturbed that people showed up to an arena to watch this.

01:48:00.000 Something feels eerie about this.

01:48:03.000 I know.

01:48:04.000 It's like, is the early days where we're laughing and then, like, yeah, I don't like this?

01:48:08.000 I think he knocks his own head off. 0.96

01:48:10.000 I feel like one of these is gonna kill someone. 0.99

01:48:13.000 Yeah, like, eventually. 0.85

01:48:15.000 Probably pretty soon.

01:48:16.000 They'll probably start with squads having one in the squad with them.

01:48:20.000 Look at these. 1.00

01:48:21.000 What are these women? 1.00

01:48:23.000 These, like, weird western anime women? 1.00

01:48:25.000 It might evolve to, like, a squad where it's, like, one human and the rest of them are robots. 1.00

01:48:32.000 And then just fully autonomous squads.

01:48:34.000 Like, for all we know, he could be just spewing racial slurs like crazy right now, but we don't speak Mandarin, so he doesn't.

01:48:40.000 There's already been engagements.

01:48:41.000 I told you the other night.

01:48:42.000 There's already been engagements in Ukraine that were all autonomous.

01:48:47.000 They were full on robots doing the engagement.

01:48:49.000 They weren't like humanoid robots like this.

01:48:53.000 They were motor rods.

01:48:56.000 They had tank treads and it was basically just a moving gun.

01:49:02.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually get out.

01:49:04.000 I think his head is just loose and then it falls off.

01:49:07.000 I don't think he actually gets kicked.

01:49:08.000 He chickened off.

01:49:11.000 Yeah.

01:49:11.000 Dislodged his head.

01:49:13.000 Oh, okay.

01:49:14.000 Oh, that was it.

01:49:14.000 That was it.

01:49:17.000 The back of the dome.

01:49:20.000 In half the time, they're flapping.

01:49:22.000 Yeah, now his head's flopping around.

01:49:29.000 He knocked his block off.

01:49:30.000 Yeah.

01:49:31.000 Man.

01:49:32.000 Cerebellum.

01:49:33.000 He knocked his block off.

01:49:34.000 Yeah, Ukraine confirmed first lethal use of fully autonomous drones.

01:49:40.000 Can we just put the machine guns on the robot dogs and unleash them already?

01:49:43.000 That's what we're talking about.

01:49:43.000 Oh, is that what they did?

01:49:44.000 They're not dogs.

01:49:45.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:49:46.000 It was a tracked robot.

01:49:47.000 It was a what do you mean?

01:49:48.000 A tracked robot.

01:49:48.000 So it's got tracks like a tank.

01:49:50.000 Oh, okay.

01:49:50.000 Yeah, well, yeah.

01:49:51.000 But it was fully automated. 0.90

01:49:52.000 I'm saying just get a bunch of those dogs to run full speed and chuck.

01:49:55.000 Could you imagine being on a battlefield just like 50 of them running at you.

01:49:57.000 Like, what do you even do?

01:49:59.000 They said, You got a machine gun.

01:50:00.000 The first one.

01:50:01.000 That's not going to do it.

01:50:02.000 Bell fed?

01:50:03.000 Yeah, you got a thing.

01:50:04.000 Oh, I guess belt fed.

01:50:05.000 But accuracy is going to be paramount.

01:50:07.000 If you got 50 running at you, you have to be accurate.

01:50:11.000 Yeah, accuracy by volume. 1.00

01:50:13.000 Shoot them. 1.00

01:50:15.000 By volume. 1.00

01:50:16.000 Yeah.

01:50:17.000 They said that the Ukrainian forces carried out the world's first known robotic amphibious assault on the Kinban Spit.

01:50:23.000 Amphibious from water.

01:50:25.000 Yeah.

01:50:25.000 So it's finally.

01:50:26.000 It's the waiting I can't stand.

01:50:28.000 Boats.

01:50:28.000 Crazy.

01:50:29.000 The marsupial drone tactic.

01:50:31.000 What's that?

01:50:31.000 Yeah, there's no underwater drones that are meaningful because they have to be wired.

01:50:35.000 You can't transmit remote controls underwater.

01:50:38.000 Yeah, that's why they're working on autonomous AI stuff.

01:50:41.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:50:42.000 It would have to be autonomous.

01:50:43.000 So you have to pre program it and then drop it in the water.

01:50:45.000 They used a naval drone to deploy an armed ground robot behind enemy lines.

01:50:49.000 Yep.

01:50:50.000 I guess that's the marsupial type of thing.

01:50:51.000 It's going to be funny when the future of war is like, there's not even humans involved at all.

01:50:54.000 And it's like, you check your phone, you're like, did we win or no?

01:50:57.000 And the other country's like, we don't know what's going to last.

01:50:59.000 We're just betting on cults.

01:50:59.000 Just robots blowing each other up.

01:51:01.000 Just delays.

01:51:01.000 It's inevitable, though.

01:51:02.000 They have to kill the people eventually. 0.99

01:51:04.000 Like, you can't just win a war by killing other people's robots. 0.76

01:51:07.000 And you got to be careful because you don't want to kill all the people on accident.

01:51:10.000 I mean, maybe the robots will want to, but I don't even know if they have wants.

01:51:13.000 Because, like, they could easily just destroy the weather and then all the humans would die.

01:51:16.000 Like, block out the sun.

01:51:17.000 We'd all die.

01:51:17.000 It all comes back to the weather.

01:51:19.000 Or a bunch of people would die.

01:51:19.000 It does.

01:51:20.000 Because you can't really poison all of Earth.

01:51:20.000 It's very important.

01:51:23.000 It's hard to do that.

01:51:23.000 You just have to block out the sun.

01:51:24.000 I think that's the ultimate.

01:51:25.000 You know, it'd be really funny if just like at some point dudes in black suits show up and take Ian because he can control the weather.

01:51:33.000 He knows too much.

01:51:34.000 And the government is like, we can use this.

01:51:36.000 I think it's more likely that this dude in white suits with a white jacket.

01:51:42.000 No, we need, trust me, Phil.

01:51:43.000 Give yourself the last hug, Ian. 0.98

01:51:45.000 You're going to look so dumb, Phil, when the men in black show up to take Ian away to use his powers for the same reason they're still fighting for war. 0.99

01:51:51.000 For the same reason they're still fighting for war. 0.99

01:51:53.000 Ian will be next.

01:51:53.000 Trump's like, Ian, we need your powers.

01:51:55.000 We're going to flood China.

01:51:57.000 The galactic core. 0.99

01:51:57.000 Shut him down. 0.99

01:52:00.000 Dude, you know that this whole solar storm is correlating with human stress.

01:52:06.000 It's all related.

01:52:06.000 No.

01:52:07.000 What do you got to do to it?

01:52:07.000 No, it's not.

01:52:08.000 I don't doubt it.

01:52:08.000 Yeah.

01:52:09.000 And so when you can.

01:52:10.000 Calm yourself to calm the spirit within the beast we know as the sun, you're going to be fine.

01:52:18.000 Yeah, that's.

01:52:19.000 He's just leaning into it.

01:52:20.000 I think he's just leaning into it now.

01:52:22.000 Yeah, that was on the planet.

01:52:24.000 It's hard to tell.

01:52:25.000 It is.

01:52:26.000 Hey, if just as part of this, the goodness of it all turned out to be you can, you know, defend against the robot attacks when they try and block out the sun, you're like, no, we're going to move the clouds.

01:52:34.000 I love how you just put it out.

01:52:35.000 I want to see a human fight one of these things.

01:52:37.000 Yeah.

01:52:38.000 I mean, they'd mess it up.

01:52:39.000 No question. 0.99

01:52:40.000 A human would mess it up. 0.59

01:52:40.000 Yeah. 0.59

01:52:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:52:41.000 For now.

01:52:42.000 For now, I wonder.

01:52:43.000 I did wonder how, like, a human would do against, like, Atlas, though.

01:52:46.000 Like, the Atlas robot that Boston Dynamics makes.

01:52:48.000 That's big.

01:52:50.000 Uh, the new models aren't super big.

01:52:51.000 Oh, okay.

01:52:52.000 Oh, right, right, right, right.

01:52:53.000 Well, what's the material of these robots?

01:52:55.000 Because even if you have the best tighter, like, if you kick that thing, is it going to break your shin?

01:53:00.000 Like, how does that.

01:53:01.000 So you got to actually.

01:53:01.000 No, right.

01:53:02.000 You probably have to do, uh, like, straight.

01:53:05.000 Like, I don't know the name of the kick, but you don't want to.

01:53:07.000 You'd want to kick straight with the bottom of your foot.

01:53:09.000 You want.

01:53:10.000 You should be allowed to have, like, the same, like, clothing made out of what they're made out of.

01:53:10.000 Yeah.

01:53:15.000 Or armor, even.

01:53:16.000 Yeah, that'd be like armor then.

01:53:17.000 Like mithril.

01:53:18.000 Armor or something?

01:53:19.000 Mithril.

01:53:19.000 Something lightweight.

01:53:21.000 It will defend against piercing damage.

01:53:24.000 Jeez, I wonder what they're wearing.

01:53:26.000 It looks to me like that's all plastic.

01:53:28.000 And considering the way that they're moving, how fast they're moving, they're probably not particularly heavy.

01:53:32.000 Look, if they're wearing gloves, small gloves, then you're going to be able to strike the thing just fine.

01:53:37.000 Yeah.

01:53:37.000 One hit and its head flies off, it's over.

01:53:39.000 Wait, I can't wait for the spin off Bare Knuckle Robot Boxing League.

01:53:42.000 It's going to be great.

01:53:44.000 Human versus robot, man versus machine.

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01:53:59.000 Jay Dirtbiker says it's Canada's fault for straight up neglecting their forest.

01:54:03.000 There's a big difference between fire suppression and fire management.

01:54:06.000 If they did some management, they wouldn't have to do suppression.

01:54:09.000 Yeah, but nobody lives there.

01:54:10.000 That's the problem.

01:54:10.000 It's a whole bunch of empty land.

01:54:12.000 What Trump should say is if you can't manage it, we'll take it.

01:54:14.000 We'll take it.

01:54:16.000 You'll be a bad mistake. 1.00

01:54:19.000 Our sergeant says, LOL, Lindsey Graham turning down female hookers at the bar like, my whiskey costs more than you do, sweetheart. 1.00

01:54:25.000 I wonder if that's true. 1.00

01:54:25.000 Toodaloo. 1.00

01:54:31.000 Sergeant says, crazy theory, but do you think that there's been an effort by somebody out there to instigate mental retardation in the American populace? 0.86

01:54:37.000 I mean, chemicals and food, vaccines, or using media. 0.98

01:54:39.000 I do.

01:54:40.000 Yeah.

01:54:41.000 Even we're talking about all these conspiracy theories.

01:54:43.000 As we were talking about, I'm thinking of like foreign operations inciting people to think that they're onto something.

01:54:49.000 And that's what the Trump speech was.

01:54:50.000 He said China was doing that.

01:54:52.000 So, Sergeant says, you know, the population was kept in check back in the day.

01:54:56.000 Trespassers got killed on site.

01:54:58.000 Nobody asked a question.

01:54:59.000 It's true.

01:55:01.000 If they eventually came to your property and they're like, why did you kill this guy?

01:55:04.000 Be like, he's trespassing.

01:55:05.000 They'd be like, okay.

01:55:06.000 That's it.

01:55:07.000 Nothing was here.

01:55:08.000 I mean, even in many states, nothing.

01:55:11.000 You're on your 100 acres and you shoot and kill a guy and call a place and say, he threatened me.

01:55:16.000 They'll go, okay. 0.92

01:55:16.000 Because there's no crime, there's no story, there's no evidence. 0.92

01:55:19.000 Just there you go.

01:55:22.000 They'll do an investigation.

01:55:23.000 They'll basically just look around the woods and be like, all right, I guess.

01:55:27.000 Phoenix says, before I met my wife and had kids, my motivation to go to work was buying parts for my Ford Effing Ranger.

01:55:34.000 That's pretty cool.

01:55:35.000 Whatever it takes.

01:55:37.000 Whatever tickles your pickle.

01:55:39.000 Get up and go.

01:55:42.000 I was at a diner and the waitress asked me what I wanted to drink.

01:55:47.000 And being clever, I said, whatever floats your boat.

01:55:49.000 She came back with an empty glass, but it had a piece of paper on it and the inside.

01:55:53.000 And when I took it out, it was Archimedes' law of water displacement.

01:55:57.000 She got you.

01:55:58.000 She got me.

01:55:59.000 Boom, dude.

01:56:00.000 That's a joke. 1.00

01:56:00.000 I dedicated your ass, dude. 1.00

01:56:02.000 That's awesome. 1.00

01:56:03.000 Whatever floats your boat.

01:56:07.000 JR3 says, In keeping with the traditions of Tim Guest IRL, we are happy to announce the birth of our second child, Allison Darcy.

01:56:13.000 Congratulations.

01:56:15.000 Mom and baby are healthy and resting.

01:56:17.000 Cheers to the crew and thank you for keeping the fire of truth ablaze.

01:56:20.000 Yes.

01:56:21.000 Psalm 126 3.

01:56:23.000 More babies.

01:56:25.000 Wyatt Caldenberg says, Mitch McConnell isn't dead.

01:56:27.000 He just smells funny.

01:56:29.000 What?

01:56:30.000 Confirmed.

01:56:32.000 Confirmed.

01:56:34.000 That guy was like, I heard it on Tim Guest.

01:56:35.000 Three star says, Anyone else notice that Tim, Phil, and Ian all share the letter I in their name?

01:56:41.000 My God, that proves it.

01:56:43.000 It proves that we all have the letter I in our names.

01:56:45.000 Why it happens?

01:56:45.000 What's going on with that?

01:56:46.000 Well, it's I for Israel.

01:56:47.000 What do you got?

01:56:48.000 You got a Y in your name, huh?

01:56:49.000 It's I for Israel, Tim.

01:56:52.000 That's where I'm at.

01:56:53.000 Of course.

01:56:54.000 Carter is actually spelled C A R T I R. Not a lot of people know that.

01:56:58.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:57:00.000 Cartier.

01:57:02.000 I've gotten that before.

01:57:04.000 My middle name is Daniel.

01:57:06.000 It has an I in that as well.

01:57:07.000 My middle name is Arthur Art, but my initials are almost I A N, I A N, but it's I A C, unfortunately.

01:57:15.000 That'd be cool.

01:57:15.000 I don't know.

01:57:15.000 Cool.

01:57:16.000 Just missed it.

01:57:16.000 I have my middle name, Benjamin, like the big Yahoo.

01:57:18.000 Benjamin.

01:57:19.000 Ooh. 0.51

01:57:20.000 Like Netanyahu. 0.63

01:57:21.000 I'm in on it too. 0.55

01:57:22.000 Benjamin.

01:57:23.000 What's your name, Phil?

01:57:24.000 I'm in a lame, Stephen.

01:57:26.000 That's a good one.

01:57:27.000 V. What about you, Carter?

01:57:29.000 Bryant.

01:57:30.000 Bryant.

01:57:31.000 There's an I in there, but no I.

01:57:33.000 Oh, no I?

01:57:34.000 Okay.

01:57:34.000 Bryant has Ian in it.

01:57:36.000 CBB sounds like a bank.

01:57:39.000 CBB?

01:57:39.000 CBB.

01:57:41.000 CBB. 0.83

01:57:42.000 Like BB Netanyahu.

01:57:43.000 Oh, CBB?

01:57:44.000 Wait a minute. 1.00

01:57:45.000 What a Jewish. 1.00

01:57:46.000 You are a bank. 1.00

01:57:49.000 BB on my left and. 1.00

01:57:52.000 Is your middle ass? 1.00

01:57:52.000 Benjamin. 1.00

01:57:53.000 Lounge to the left of me and Joker's to the right.

01:57:55.000 And Yaman.

01:57:56.000 Oh, man. 0.52

01:57:57.000 Paul Risler says, I love the Timcast baby tradition and I'm excited to add to it.

01:58:01.000 We are currently in the hospital.

01:58:02.000 Please help us welcome our baby girl.

01:58:05.000 Lyra.

01:58:05.000 Congratulations.

01:58:06.000 Is it Lyra?

01:58:07.000 Key Risler, born this morning.

01:58:07.000 Lyra?

01:58:10.000 Love it, dude.

01:58:10.000 Congratulations.

01:58:11.000 We're saving the birthright.

01:58:11.000 Congratulations.

01:58:12.000 We should do the baby awards.

01:58:13.000 Oh, yeah.

01:58:14.000 You know what I was thinking? 0.92

01:58:15.000 We should have the mommies. 0.66

01:58:16.000 Do they have the mommies?

01:58:17.000 I don't know.

01:58:18.000 Like award ceremonies for moms.

01:58:19.000 That's pretty cool.

01:58:20.000 And then it's like the award for the mom with the most babies goes to, like, Janet with 15.

01:58:25.000 Kept your baby.

01:58:26.000 You win. 1.00

01:58:27.000 Janet the Mennonite.

01:58:28.000 You guys ever hear that story of the guy who died in his will?

01:58:31.000 He said he'd leave his money to the woman in his village who had the most babies.

01:58:34.000 No.

01:58:34.000 Like four women had 12 babies.

01:58:36.000 We should turn that into government policy. 0.99

01:58:36.000 Awesome. 0.99

01:58:37.000 And then they split all of the money amongst their families.

01:58:40.000 Good for him.

01:58:40.000 Interesting.

01:58:41.000 Very cool.

01:58:41.000 Yeah.

01:58:42.000 So the women were just like, time to have babies now. 0.99

01:58:44.000 Could you imagine, like, your wife Gonion being like, I need 12 babies now? 0.99

01:58:48.000 Imagine coming in second place.

01:58:50.000 Like, now I've got 14 babies.

01:58:51.000 Oh, yeah.

01:58:52.000 Yeah, that would suck. 0.91

01:58:53.000 14 babies and you're broke. 0.91

01:58:55.000 Yeah.

01:58:56.000 Too many babies.

01:58:57.000 Yeah, but you know what?

01:58:58.000 You have the love of the baby too.

01:58:59.000 You do.

01:59:00.000 Not a single one of those moms looked at one of those babies' faces and said, I regret this baby.

01:59:04.000 That's true.

01:59:05.000 They said, You know what?

01:59:06.000 I am blessed with a baby.

01:59:08.000 All right.

01:59:09.000 Jeanette says In Kentucky, U.S. Senate vacancy is filled only by special election under state law.

01:59:14.000 The governor is barred from making any temporary appointments to replace a senator who dies in office.

01:59:17.000 Really?

01:59:18.000 That's what it was.

01:59:18.000 People were concerned that a special election would favor the Democrats or something.

01:59:22.000 Democratic governor.

01:59:22.000 Yeah.

01:59:24.000 Something.

01:59:25.000 Well, I was concerned that the Democrat governor was going to appoint before I learned that.

01:59:29.000 There was a special election.

01:59:30.000 Okay.

01:59:32.000 Rusty says, according to Poly Market, Detroit had the worst air quality on earth for the second straight day.

01:59:39.000 I unfortunately live nearby.

01:59:41.000 It feels apocalyptic.

01:59:43.000 Bro, it's crazy out here.

01:59:44.000 It's weird.

01:59:45.000 In this building, my eyes were burning.

01:59:47.000 Like, not in the studio.

01:59:48.000 We're fine because we're in a building, in a building.

01:59:50.000 But the warehouse portion, it keeps the rain out, but you can smell it.

01:59:56.000 And you can see.

01:59:57.000 It's crazy.

01:59:58.000 Is it benzene?

01:59:59.000 It's probably tons of.

02:00:01.000 East Palestine, Ohio, that train wreck that.

02:00:03.000 Yeah, that was vinyl chloride.

02:00:05.000 And then vinyl chloride, yeah, which has benzene in it.

02:00:07.000 It sounds really smoky.

02:00:09.000 Smells like smoke.

02:00:10.000 Ian wants more.

02:00:11.000 I'm going to look it up.

02:00:14.000 What do we got here?

02:00:15.000 Dr. Ray says card room opened in Queens.

02:00:17.000 Let's have a small tournament.

02:00:18.000 You mean a poker card room or a magic card room?

02:00:20.000 Because we can do both.

02:00:22.000 Yeah, magic, dude.

02:00:24.000 They're launching their Star Trek set next.

02:00:26.000 I am going to buy every single one of those things.

02:00:28.000 There will be none for anyone. 1.00

02:00:29.000 Shit. 1.00

02:00:30.000 Ian, vinyl chloride does not have benzene in it. 1.00

02:00:32.000 Are you sure?

02:00:33.000 Sounds like something.

02:00:33.000 Maybe it was vinyl chloride and benzene then.

02:00:35.000 There's a benzene.

02:00:36.000 When is Star Trek launching?

02:00:37.000 I saw the announcement.

02:00:38.000 August or November 17th or something.

02:00:41.000 I'm going to buy every single collector's box that exists from everybody, and then I'm going to put it in my closet and no one can touch it.

02:00:47.000 Oh, snap.

02:00:47.000 Hide it away.

02:00:48.000 Reorder.

02:00:49.000 I'm going to be like a red dragon on top of my Star Trek cards.

02:00:51.000 Put it in the safe.

02:00:52.000 Really?

02:00:52.000 You're going to hold it?

02:00:53.000 The safe.

02:00:54.000 One of the safes.

02:00:56.000 The big one.

02:00:57.000 Magic cards are meant to be enjoyed, not hoarded.

02:01:02.000 They're not used.

02:01:03.000 What are the serialized?

02:01:04.000 Do they announce yet?

02:01:06.000 What?

02:01:07.000 Serialized?

02:01:08.000 Yeah.

02:01:09.000 I didn't know that the magic cards were serialized now.

02:01:12.000 They've been for a decade?

02:01:14.000 Yeah.

02:01:15.000 So, like the one of one serialized Lord of the Rings one ring is worth $5 million.

02:01:19.000 Oh, okay.

02:01:20.000 It's the most valuable magic card in the history.

02:01:21.000 Oh, it stopped playing in like 2002.

02:01:23.000 This says two.

02:01:24.000 Benzene is present in the wildfire smoke affecting the Northeast right now.

02:01:28.000 Oh, interesting.

02:01:29.000 Brave AI tell you that?

02:01:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:01:31.000 Yeah, it's the Chinese AI letting me know. 1.00

02:01:34.000 This cheap. 0.99

02:01:35.000 Quim?

02:01:35.000 What was it called?

02:01:36.000 The Quim tell you that?

02:01:36.000 Is that what it is?

02:01:37.000 I remember it.

02:01:37.000 Something like that.

02:01:38.000 I'd never heard of it before.

02:01:39.000 Quim 3.5.

02:01:41.000 So, wildfire smoke can kill benzene, toluene, styrene, and dioxins.

02:01:46.000 They're doing autograph cards.

02:01:49.000 This is wild.

02:01:49.000 Ooh.

02:01:50.000 Yeah.

02:01:51.000 So that you can have them signed by the actor.

02:01:54.000 Wow.

02:01:54.000 Right.

02:01:56.000 Bro, William Shatner is old.

02:01:59.000 Chat.

02:01:59.000 If there's anything that I must do in this life, it is to get a signed Captain James T. Kirk Magic the Gathering card.

02:02:05.000 I wonder what color he's going to be.

02:02:06.000 He's red.

02:02:07.000 Good.

02:02:07.000 Kirk is red.

02:02:08.000 He's got that red shirt.

02:02:09.000 I'd imagine Picard is going to be like white and blue.

02:02:12.000 White?

02:02:13.000 Actually, he could be just a guy.

02:02:15.000 He could be red, white, blue.

02:02:16.000 If they make a multi color.

02:02:18.000 Yeah, Janeway's green.

02:02:20.000 I agree with that, actually.

02:02:21.000 I agree with that.

02:02:22.000 Do they have like a captain for every color?

02:02:24.000 I'd imagine.

02:02:25.000 The one guy's got to be blue, then.

02:02:26.000 Captain Kirk's a beast in red aggro.

02:02:30.000 Oh, you've seen him?

02:02:31.000 You can look at the cards, you can pull them up.

02:02:33.000 Fired.

02:02:33.000 Yeah, whenever he enters or attacks, you can choose one.

02:02:35.000 If you have no cards in hand, you can choose one or more.

02:02:38.000 And then you can discard a card, draw a card, you can create a 1 1 red officer, or creatures control get plus 1, plus 0.

02:02:44.000 So that's mad beast.

02:02:46.000 If your hand is empty and you're playing aggro, that's massive.

02:02:50.000 You can create a one one officer.

02:02:51.000 What's an officer?

02:02:52.000 Just a one one creature.

02:02:53.000 Type is officer.

02:02:53.000 It's a creature.

02:02:54.000 So you're basically still able to do stuff if you burn your hand.

02:02:58.000 It's a red shirt, essentially, right?

02:02:59.000 Yeah, that's going to be an awesome creature for a red deck.

02:03:02.000 I think, yeah, red shirts are office.

02:03:06.000 Red shirts were the ones that were going to die.

02:03:07.000 Janeway does exploration, which is funny because it's Voyager.

02:03:11.000 But you can play an extra land, and then whenever she or another creature enters, you can explore.

02:03:17.000 Okay.

02:03:18.000 Yeah.

02:03:19.000 Janeway.

02:03:19.000 And then what's the other dude?

02:03:21.000 What's his name from Deep Space?

02:03:23.000 Cisco, is he blue?

02:03:23.000 Cisco.

02:03:25.000 Look him up because the only black that's what I want. 1.00

02:03:27.000 No, I'm just kidding. 1.00

02:03:27.000 I mean, he might be blue, but I gotta be honest. 1.00

02:03:30.000 I think he would be blue.

02:03:30.000 He just seems like a blue guy.

02:03:32.000 No, when he and Garrick assassinated that senator, I mean, he regretted it and he was like, I shouldn't have done it.

02:03:40.000 But he's more, I don't know. 0.95

02:03:42.000 I don't know if any of the captains could be black. 0.77

02:03:45.000 He's literally black, but that's not what we're talking about.

02:03:48.000 Oh, anyway, we got wrapped up in Star Trek. 0.89

02:03:50.000 All right.

02:03:52.000 Where are we at?

02:03:54.000 Let's see.

02:03:55.000 We'll grab one more here.

02:03:58.000 Sergeant Stoic says, Ian, your belief that rape is a common thing says a lot about your worldview, but more about you as an individual.

02:03:58.000 Let's see.

02:04:06.000 I appreciate that.

02:04:07.000 I'm keyed in, man.

02:04:07.000 Yeah.

02:04:08.000 I know what's what.

02:04:09.000 All right.

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02:04:24.000 And go read dailywire.com.

02:04:25.000 Yeah.

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02:04:27.000 Yes.

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02:05:08.000 I've heard of that before.

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02:05:13.000 We were talking about that last night.

02:05:15.000 What's some of the best graphic novels in horror ever?

02:05:17.000 It's just, it's get some original stuff, you know?

02:05:20.000 Like, there's one that just got recommended.

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02:05:33.000 And she's like, sure.

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Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - July 17, 2026

Democrat Told Mitch McConnell IS DEAD, Governor Says He Got The Call | Timcast IRL

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