Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - October 23, 2026


FBI Agents ARRESTED, Charged With LYING To Congress About Hunter Biden Laptop | Timcast IRL

Ilhan Omar IS A FAKE NAME Reports Fox, SHES COOKED | Timcast IRL

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00:01:04.000 It has begun, my friends.
00:01:06.000 Ex FBI officials have been arrested in the Hunter Biden laptop probe.
00:01:11.000 This is Trump DOJ going after the deep state.
00:01:15.000 And fortunately, it's just like, you know, a week before the midterm.
00:01:18.000 So it may just be a big October surprise.
00:01:20.000 But the Ilhan Omar story is, of course, picking up steam.
00:01:24.000 She recently issued a statement saying her name has always been Ilhan Omar and she went and voted.
00:01:29.000 Everyone's saying, yeah, no, that's not the case.
00:01:31.000 New information was published showing that her sister said their dad is Ahmed Nursed Elmi.
00:01:36.000 And then you've got the posts from the guy she married who claimed that her children were his nieces, which kind of just sounds like she married her brother.
00:01:44.000 So we'll talk about all of that.
00:01:45.000 Randy Fine is vowing to expel her from Congress.
00:01:48.000 That's big news.
00:01:49.000 And then, of course, Ethan Klein, for those who are not familiar, I think most of you are, he's a YouTube staple for almost two decades, was just revealed to have been cheating on his wife, and the H3 podcast is over.
00:02:01.000 Now, I know it's not the biggest of news, politics, you know, whatever, but this is a major podcast.
00:02:06.000 I mean, he's got millions of subscribers.
00:02:08.000 This is one of the biggest podcasts in the world.
00:02:11.000 Ending because it was revealed he was cheating on his wife.
00:02:14.000 So, we're going to talk about all of that and a whole lot more.
00:02:17.000 We got a fun crew here hanging out.
00:02:18.000 We got Alex Stein.
00:02:20.000 Primetime Alex Stein.
00:02:21.000 Make sure to get some big booty Latina coffee at Casbrew.com.
00:02:24.000 And then, guys, tonight we have a lot to talk about.
00:02:27.000 I feel like we're going to be dunking on Ethan Klein a lot, but I definitely don't want to forget to dunk on Elan Omar.
00:02:32.000 So, let's get the party started.
00:02:34.000 Indeed, indeed.
00:02:35.000 Who's next? 0.83
00:02:37.000 Olivia Rondo, formerly of the show, maybe like four or five years ago at this.
00:02:41.000 Has it been that long, Olivia?
00:02:44.000 But I used to write when Tim Cast News was up in full swing, and now I'm currently at Breitbart.
00:02:44.000 It's been a minute.
00:02:49.000 Oh, right on.
00:02:50.000 And I'm Rebecca.
00:02:51.000 I work at the Daily Caller, and I just joined Tim Cast's crew, which is exciting.
00:02:56.000 Right on.
00:02:57.000 Let's go.
00:02:57.000 Excited to be here.
00:02:58.000 I mean, it's actually really crazy for there to be more than one female, and it's usually crazy when we say that. 1.00
00:03:03.000 A void cast. 1.00
00:03:04.000 A void cast.
00:03:05.000 Yeah.
00:03:05.000 I know, this is.
00:03:06.000 I mean, this is a feminine cast.
00:03:08.000 I actually like, though, Tim, because you and I are ultra masculine, we're ultra alpha.
00:03:12.000 We're too alpha for some time.
00:03:14.000 So now we need a little bit of the neutralizing force.
00:03:16.000 Yes, we need a neutralizing force.
00:03:18.000 Also, we're good friends in real life.
00:03:19.000 So I feel like.
00:03:20.000 And Tim and I are like best friends.
00:03:22.000 So maybe it's going to be like two on two.
00:03:23.000 So, like, whoa, it's going to get spicy. 0.87
00:03:25.000 But no, I'm actually unironically very happy that we have two beautiful young ladies on the show. 0.65
00:03:32.000 So true. 0.99
00:03:34.000 Let's get the news before we do.
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00:03:39.000 You need coffee.
00:03:40.000 I know you need coffee.
00:03:41.000 We got great coffee.
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00:03:43.000 We even have decaf.
00:03:44.000 We got Sleepy Joe decaf.
00:03:46.000 We got Unwoke Decaf, but then we got the regular old coffee like Appalachian Nights, Ian's Graphene Dream, and of course, you can go pick up some.
00:03:54.000 We got all these different.
00:03:55.000 We got.
00:03:56.000 Where's the. 1.00
00:03:57.000 Are we out of the Big Booty Latina?
00:03:59.000 Are we out, Tim? 0.82
00:04:00.000 No.
00:04:01.000 You know, a lot of people come up to me, Tim, and they're like, I ordered your coffee.
00:04:03.000 I wish I could get an autograph from you.
00:04:05.000 I'm not trying to say that to him.
00:04:06.000 I think we're out of Big Booty Latina. 0.95
00:04:09.000 Well, hold on.
00:04:09.000 What's going on?
00:04:10.000 Thank you guys for supporting it and supporting the brand.
00:04:12.000 We love it.
00:04:13.000 Really?
00:04:14.000 It must have sold out, I guess.
00:04:15.000 Yeah, it's not even.
00:04:16.000 It should be here with sold out, but it's not popping up.
00:04:19.000 Well, listen, guys.
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00:04:26.000 We'll see if we can find it.
00:04:27.000 Oh, there it is.
00:04:28.000 See, now we got to fix that because listed under products Dr. Alex Stein's Big Booty Latina Love Potion.
00:04:28.000 There it is.
00:04:34.000 Alex Stein is not a doctor.
00:04:36.000 Guaranteed to spice things up in the bedroom.
00:04:36.000 Nope.
00:04:38.000 Not guaranteed to spice things up in the bedroom.
00:04:40.000 Well, kind of guaranteed.
00:04:41.000 As guaranteed.
00:04:42.000 All right, here's the news.
00:04:42.000 Kind of is.
00:04:44.000 Yo, I don't know why they post this on a Friday.
00:04:47.000 If you want an October surprise, this news should not be on a Friday.
00:04:50.000 Ex FBI officials arrested in Hunter Biden laptop probe.
00:04:53.000 Check this out.
00:04:54.000 Kash Patel posted.
00:04:55.000 Two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Cole Flores and Bradley Benavides, were taken into custody today on charges of allegedly lying to Congress.
00:05:03.000 About their involvement in the FBI's investigations into Hunter Biden.
00:05:06.000 The charges stem from an ongoing investigation into the since dissolved FBI Foreign Influence Task Force.
00:05:12.000 Flores led the FITF as a deputy assistant director from mid 2019 to 22.
00:05:17.000 Benavides was the FITF sector chief from 2019 through 2020 election.
00:05:21.000 Both testified that the FITF was not involved in the Hunter Biden investigation.
00:05:27.000 Documentary evidence, contemporaneous communications, and witness accounts contradict their testimony.
00:05:31.000 Flores is also on record privately claiming to be running a shadow government during the 2020 election.
00:05:36.000 In her role on the FITF.
00:05:38.000 Lying to Congress by senior FBI officials strikes the heart of our system.
00:05:42.000 No one is above the law.
00:05:43.000 The FBI has already dismantled the corrupt CR 15 squad that engaged in political weaponization, targeting their opponents, including President Trump.
00:05:50.000 So we got this.
00:05:51.000 We got the deep state lady from Northern Virginia.
00:05:54.000 She got arrested, too.
00:05:56.000 Ilhan Omar is, I'm sorry, Ilhan Nursed Elmi, Saeed Elmi, is facing criminal indictment. 0.53
00:06:03.000 I mean, this is pretty good stuff, right, Alex?
00:06:05.000 You know, I mean, Tim, I want to say, like, this is great.
00:06:07.000 And I think with Elan Omar, obviously, with Homeland Security, Security investigations on her.
00:06:10.000 There is something there, and I do think that they're going to try to get some sort of political win with all this.
00:06:15.000 But at the same exact time, like when it goes to the Hunter Biden laptop, personally, I feel like they stole the 2020 election.
00:06:21.000 I don't know how much we can say on YouTube.
00:06:22.000 It was the most fair.
00:06:25.000 I feel like.
00:06:27.000 I only have a little bit of evidence.
00:06:28.000 It's an emotion, not a thought.
00:06:29.000 It's not a thought.
00:06:30.000 It's a sneaky suspicion.
00:06:32.000 I speculate that they stole the 2020 election because when it came to mail in ballots, Joe Biden won all 50 states.
00:06:37.000 When it came to in person voting, Donald Trump won all 50 states during the 2020 election.
00:06:41.000 So my point is, If they did, quote unquote, potentially cheat, would it have mattered if they actually exposed the last election?
00:06:48.000 Yeah, but no, that makes sense, though, because Trump's voters are all like mega chads who are like super ripped.
00:06:54.000 So they went and voted in person because they like the exercise. 0.99
00:06:57.000 And Democrats are all obese and lazy and they just voted by mail. 0.90
00:06:59.000 So actually, it wasn't stolen. 0.99
00:07:01.000 That's what they tell you.
00:07:02.000 That's the official story. 0.97
00:07:03.000 It's like such nonsense.
00:07:04.000 They got to be like, our voters are fed. 0.85
00:07:04.000 They got to roll with it. 0.85
00:07:06.000 But I'll tell you this much, though.
00:07:07.000 You know, the continuation of going after Hunter Biden, and I don't know this, I'm not a legal expert, but I'm pretty sure Joe Biden gave him a blanket pardon before he left office.
00:07:14.000 So it's like, Is this just more political theater, Tim?
00:07:17.000 Or are we actually going to get somebody?
00:07:19.000 Because when it comes to Ilhan Omar, this is what I'm frustrated about.
00:07:22.000 George Santos is a friend of yours, a friend of mine.
00:07:24.000 We love George Santos, right?
00:07:25.000 But what screwed George Santos?
00:07:26.000 He did a little campaign.
00:07:27.000 Crimes he committed.
00:07:28.000 Well, everybody does a little campaign finance fraud.
00:07:33.000 You spend a little, they donate $100,000.
00:07:35.000 Who among us has let you campaign funds for both sides?
00:07:38.000 He spent a little bit on OnlyFans, Tim.
00:07:40.000 He was trying to get back to his constituents. 1.00
00:07:42.000 That prostitute was in his voting district.
00:07:44.000 So my point is this the crimes he committed, though, I do think are like, you know, Minuscule in comparison to the crimes that other people are committing on Capitol Hill.
00:07:53.000 But what caused George Santos to be impeached from Congress was that Republicans actually voted against him.
00:08:00.000 So, do you think we're going to see that same thing from the Democrats when it comes to Ilhan Omar?
00:08:04.000 No matter if there's a lot of evidence or little evidence, do you think they will actually throw her to the wolves?
00:08:09.000 Circle the wagons around her.
00:08:10.000 Exactly.
00:08:11.000 Barack Obama's already come out to her defense.
00:08:14.000 So, that's why just.
00:08:15.000 You know, it'd be funny if Barack Obama was like, this targeting of Ilhan Omar is wrong.
00:08:20.000 You know, I can relate to being from a foreign country.
00:08:23.000 I mean, I'm in debt.
00:08:25.000 Listen, Donald Trump wouldn't be president if it wasn't for Barack Obama's fake birth certificate, but I did not care what anybody says.
00:08:32.000 His birth certificate has to be fake.
00:08:34.000 Have you looked in actually Barack Obama's family?
00:08:36.000 So I was talking about this yesterday when the birth certificate thing came out with Obama.
00:08:40.000 I'm like, I'm not, I was not super political.
00:08:43.000 I was kind of like, yeah, whatever.
00:08:44.000 Me too.
00:08:44.000 I had friends who were in college.
00:08:44.000 Yeah.
00:08:46.000 I had friends who were graphic designers.
00:08:48.000 And I'm not kidding.
00:08:50.000 Like, I called like four or five of my friends because the first thing I was, one of my friends was like, hey, His, this is fake.
00:08:56.000 And I was like, what do you mean it's fake?
00:08:57.000 And they were like, it's layered.
00:08:58.000 And I was like, I don't know what that means.
00:08:59.000 And they were like, I do Photoshop for a living.
00:09:02.000 When you load his birth certificate, it comes in layers.
00:09:05.000 They were like, a scanned image.
00:09:07.000 They can change a contrast and they can see if a layer had been added to it or how could they.
00:09:10.000 No, no, no, no.
00:09:11.000 A scanned image has no layers.
00:09:13.000 A scanned image is a single layer.
00:09:15.000 The fact that it has layers, they were like, this means that someone went in and added these after the fact.
00:09:21.000 And I was like, no, you've got to be mistaken.
00:09:23.000 And this dude said to me, he's like, bro, there's literally no explanation for how a scanned image would have layers.
00:09:29.000 It's just, and this guy's like a liberal city guy who like voted for Obama.
00:09:29.000 I'm sorry.
00:09:33.000 And so I hit up one of my friends who I knew also did web dev stuff and graphic design.
00:09:37.000 And I just asked him, I was like, is it possible to scan an image and then have it produce layers?
00:09:43.000 And he goes, no.
00:09:44.000 And I was like, I'm going to ask you again.
00:09:45.000 If I scanned an image of a document with like a signature on it, is there any way that if I loaded it into Photoshop, like the signature would be movable?
00:09:53.000 And he goes, no, what are you talking about?
00:09:54.000 And I was like, did you look at Obama's birth certificate?
00:09:57.000 And he was like, no.
00:09:58.000 And I'm like, why don't you pull in?
00:09:59.000 He calls me back later and he's like, what the dude?
00:10:01.000 This is weird.
00:10:02.000 I'm like, these were normal guys.
00:10:04.000 Now I'm not saying I think it's fake.
00:10:05.000 I'm saying this is what people were saying at the time.
00:10:07.000 And I was like, man, don't look at me.
00:10:08.000 I don't know anything about it.
00:10:10.000 Well, I do know a little bit about it.
00:10:11.000 And if you actually look at Obama's grandmother, a white woman, and she allegedly was a financier, she was in charge of the finances for CIA operations that were happening out of the country.
00:10:21.000 And this is all speculative.
00:10:21.000 That's just what they say.
00:10:23.000 But at the same exact time, Barack Obama, I believe, did his kindergarten and first and second grade in Indonesia, Tim.
00:10:30.000 You know this, right?
00:10:31.000 I don't know if you knew this, but that's where he's when he first went to elementary school in Indonesia.
00:10:35.000 Because there's a lot of oil and gas, and that is how he is supposedly connected to the Bush families because the Bush had oil and gas interests in Indonesia at the same exact time.
00:10:42.000 So, my point is, I think he is like an asset of the CIA.
00:10:45.000 I think he is a fake creation.
00:10:47.000 I know that might sound crazy, but I don't think he was born in America.
00:10:49.000 I think he's connected to the CIA.
00:10:51.000 And they turned a smooth talking, half black, half white guy into arguably one of the most popular politicians in the world. 0.56
00:11:00.000 The document thing, though, like the birth certificate thing, is kind of sloppy.
00:11:04.000 Like, if it was such a high profile story, like, You know, where this guy is from.
00:11:09.000 Is there a way to, I don't know, like re scan it or make it so that it's not so obviously.
00:11:15.000 I would think so.
00:11:16.000 But wasn't it a Hawaiian birth certificate, if I remember right?
00:11:19.000 I don't remember.
00:11:20.000 Guys, Hawaii is like barely a state.
00:11:22.000 They're still like, it's like an island town, Olivia.
00:11:22.000 You know what I mean?
00:11:25.000 I mean, you know, you think they even have rules there?
00:11:28.000 So, like, oh my gosh, how easy would it be?
00:11:30.000 I mean, look at Elan Omar, perfect example.
00:11:32.000 One of the lies that she's been caught in is the fact that her dad on the immigration documents put that she was 17, so she wouldn't be subject to deportation when they immigrated here.
00:11:40.000 So, It's not unusual for a foreign person to lie on birth documents.
00:11:46.000 It happens in Major League Baseball all the time. 0.99
00:11:47.000 The Dominican players lie about being younger than they really are. 1.00
00:11:51.000 I just think, like, the birth certificate thing to me is stupid. 1.00
00:11:55.000 You know, when everyone's like, we want the birth certificate, I'm like, eh. 0.99
00:11:57.000 But Ilhan Omar having a fake name, it's like, this is different.
00:12:01.000 This is very different.
00:12:02.000 I can't believe more stuff about Ilhan didn't come out earlier.
00:12:04.000 I mean, it really did, like, eight years ago by, like, independent journalists that were slandered as, like, racist.
00:12:10.000 In 2010.
00:12:10.000 I think she got elected in, what, 2010, or I mean, 2018, I believe.
00:12:14.000 Yeah, around that time, people had started pulling up her divorce documents because she basically got a legal separation or divorce from her husband.
00:12:25.000 Now, that is funny.
00:12:26.000 You got to make that go by a brother.
00:12:29.000 You really are a good writer.
00:12:31.000 Brusband.
00:12:32.000 I haven't heard that one yet, Olivia.
00:12:34.000 That is like, I can't take credit for that.
00:12:36.000 I can't take credit for that.
00:12:37.000 Oh, thank you.
00:12:38.000 But so in her divorce decree, she claimed that she had no idea where he was.
00:12:43.000 Like, they never went to court to finalize their divorce.
00:12:44.000 She claimed, I have no contact with him, I have no idea where he is.
00:12:48.000 And, like, in this degree, you have to, it's a legally binding document that you sign saying, I don't even know how to get into contact with him.
00:12:54.000 I can't contact his family.
00:12:56.000 But at the same exact time, his LinkedIn profile showed that he was a web developer for Ilhan Amar's sister's website.
00:13:04.000 And she was based in Africa at the time.
00:13:06.000 It wasn't Somalia, it was another East African country.
00:13:08.000 It might have been Kenya at the time.
00:13:10.000 But he was working on her sister's website while Ilhan was claiming that she had no contact with him.
00:13:15.000 And that's why they just rushed the divorce and he never had to show up in court.
00:13:19.000 So, I mean, even if he wasn't a brosband, she still lied about not having contact with him.
00:13:24.000 He was clearly close to the family.
00:13:25.000 And of course, there were the other posts on his own social media saying that her children.
00:13:29.000 Were his nieces or nephews or whatever.
00:13:31.000 There's a pattern.
00:13:31.000 Oh, yeah, it's true though.
00:13:32.000 Yeah, I learned it was true because the internet told me.
00:13:38.000 I asked all the AIs and they were like, yes, her husband claimed her children were his nieces.
00:13:44.000 I'm going to say this again.
00:13:45.000 AI told me that Ilhan Omar's husband claimed that Ilhan Omar's daughter was his niece.
00:13:51.000 I've seen the archive post.
00:13:52.000 I was like, that means they're brother and sister.
00:13:53.000 Duh.
00:13:54.000 I've seen the archived post.
00:13:55.000 His whole social media is wiped now, but I've seen the archived post.
00:13:58.000 Well, you know, another reason why I think he's guilty because he doesn't even live in New York.
00:14:01.000 The United States.
00:14:02.000 He lives in the UK, the husband.
00:14:04.000 So it's like he doesn't want to face any sort of legal ramifications.
00:14:08.000 That's probably why he's in the UK.
00:14:09.000 I'm guessing.
00:14:10.000 I just speculate.
00:14:10.000 He was back and forth.
00:14:11.000 I mean, I think his citizenship was in the UK, but he was back and forth between the UK and Africa because the sister has some type of telehealth company in Eastern Africa.
00:14:20.000 And so he was developing her website at the time.
00:14:23.000 So I think he might still.
00:14:25.000 I'm not sure if he's in Somalia, but he's definitely in between the UK and Africa.
00:14:28.000 Have you heard the rumor he's gay?
00:14:30.000 Rumor?
00:14:30.000 No.
00:14:30.000 Have you seen the photos?
00:14:32.000 Yeah, I mean, okay.
00:14:33.000 Well, I mean, we don't know that he's gay, but yeah, it's. 0.98
00:14:35.000 Honestly, a lot of like, I think this is like a third world Instagram thing where they try to like mog with like female filters and it comes across as gay. 1.00
00:14:35.000 Pretty sure. 1.00
00:14:42.000 Extremely, I mean, he's Somali, they would like behead a gay person, yeah, but he doesn't live in Somalia. 0.97
00:14:47.000 He lives like that's one of the reasons that they said he came and like, and the New York Post said they're they have no evidence of any other in like relationships with women. 0.96
00:14:58.000 They were like, the only evidence of him having a relationship with women is his sister.
00:15:02.000 Hmm, that's a red flag. 0.86
00:15:03.000 That's a red flag.
00:15:05.000 She was trying to get him to talk. 0.84
00:15:07.000 This is like the perfect opportunity for Alex Cooper to be like Ilhan, you have to come on the pod. 0.51
00:15:13.000 Yeah. 0.58
00:15:13.000 And then for her to just be like, call her daddy. 0.58
00:15:16.000 Everything.
00:15:16.000 She's like, that's fun.
00:15:17.000 She's running circles around Ilhan Omar, being like, it was your brother, wasn't it?
00:15:22.000 No way.
00:15:23.000 She'd be into it. 1.00
00:15:24.000 Yeah, she would probably be like, yeah, just be like, what's even wrong with banging your brother? 1.00
00:15:24.000 She's a liar. 1.00
00:15:29.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:15:30.000 I think she's a weirdo. 1.00
00:15:31.000 Ladies. 0.99
00:15:32.000 Who's also like been, who is a weirdo?
00:15:34.000 Oh, Nikki Glazer. 0.99
00:15:35.000 She has like weird things about her. 0.99
00:15:37.000 Yeah, the comedian. 0.93
00:15:38.000 Well, she's into O. In relationships, yeah, she likes to watch her guy be with another one, which that is weird. 0.89
00:15:38.000 Yeah. 0.89
00:15:44.000 I like the same version with guys, like the guy version of that.
00:15:46.000 It's weird to watch, it's weird to watch, but like that show is the perfect venue for it to just get to the truth.
00:15:52.000 Well, did Kamala's interview get come out with which one?
00:15:55.000 You know, Kamala Harris supposedly did an interview with Kamala, what I am, I don't know how to say her name, whatever her name is.
00:16:04.000 Did you see her have that rally where she like tried to do some quote and then no one clapped or cheered and then she was like, I'm gonna say that again.
00:16:10.000 Like it was like a Jeb, it was like a please clap.
00:16:13.000 She lied about working at McDonald's.
00:16:15.000 She committed stolen McVallor.
00:16:17.000 To me, stolen McVallor is worse than stolen Valor. 0.60
00:16:21.000 Doesn't mick mean son of?
00:16:23.000 I don't care what it means, but I'm saying, listen, I respect every man and woman in uniform, but I don't care how many people you've blown up in Afghanistan.
00:16:30.000 There's nothing harder than working at a McDonald's in Dallas, Texas, or Washington, D.C., dealing with homeless people that are urinating all over the place.
00:16:36.000 Didn't it right after this happened?
00:16:37.000 Trump did like the McDonald's.
00:16:39.000 Of course, he trolled her. 0.98
00:16:41.000 I mean, that was brilliant.
00:16:42.000 But to lie about that.
00:16:44.000 Yeah, it means son of. 0.85
00:16:45.000 Yeah, well, she's the son of a bee. 0.82
00:16:47.000 I kind of miss her. 0.81
00:16:49.000 I miss Kamala.
00:16:50.000 I wish she was.
00:16:50.000 Mick Vallard.
00:16:51.000 You think she's going to be the nominee?
00:16:53.000 I mean, yes.
00:16:53.000 Yeah, you're going to win too.
00:16:54.000 You do think so? 0.93
00:16:55.000 She was just in Vegas. 0.99
00:16:56.000 What was she doing in Vegas?
00:16:57.000 Did you see that? 1.00
00:16:57.000 She's going to win. 1.00
00:16:58.000 No, you're saying that sarcastically.
00:17:01.000 I think that we're finding out more polls are fake again today.
00:17:04.000 Yes.
00:17:05.000 Like, this is wild.
00:17:07.000 So, all of this hype about Democrats has been fake the whole time.
00:17:10.000 But Democrats believe they're winning.
00:17:12.000 So, when Republicans win, they're going to be like, they're cheating.
00:17:15.000 Yeah, but I mean, well, you're actually kind of right.
00:17:17.000 And they're going to riot.
00:17:18.000 Well, do you remember what I'm saying?
00:17:19.000 We're going to shut it down.
00:17:20.000 And they're going to be like, Trump's illegitimate.
00:17:22.000 Well, New York Times said Hillary Clinton had a 99.
00:17:25.000 A percent chance to win on the day of the election.
00:17:27.000 Oh, that was one of the best days of my life.
00:17:28.000 I was watching the New York Times, it had the little meter, and it was like 99%.
00:17:32.000 And then every hour, it's just slowly going down.
00:17:35.000 And I'm like, what the hell is it?
00:17:36.000 And then finally, it hits like Trump wins 100%.
00:17:38.000 And that's back when the New York Times still had a modicum of respect.
00:17:42.000 People were like, oh, this is the best.
00:17:44.000 Election polling.
00:17:46.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:17:47.000 Well, liar. 0.99
00:17:47.000 I miss Kamala's accents. 0.99
00:17:50.000 I love that every rally, it's like you didn't know who you were going to.
00:17:53.000 AOC does that.
00:17:54.000 AOC. 1.00
00:17:54.000 Yeah, but like, Kamala's the best. 1.00
00:17:57.000 Kamala was better because she was sometimes drunk. 1.00
00:17:59.000 Yeah, because she, yeah, yeah, it was her job. 1.00
00:18:03.000 She was so fun about it.
00:18:04.000 I love you, Vach.
00:18:05.000 It was so good.
00:18:07.000 I love it so much.
00:18:07.000 It's like, I'm in a blue dress.
00:18:09.000 Yeah.
00:18:10.000 And I remember she just couldn't, she had no improvisation.
00:18:12.000 Who was that woman that was like going up to her?
00:18:15.000 And like, there was the photo of her like almost touching her forehead to this woman.
00:18:19.000 She's like, You're not going to die.
00:18:20.000 You're not going to die.
00:18:21.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?
00:18:23.000 No.
00:18:23.000 She's like, I won't let you die.
00:18:24.000 Like, it was the weirdest.
00:18:26.000 That was such a fever dream.
00:18:27.000 That whole election thing.
00:18:28.000 Was this like on the border?
00:18:30.000 No, it was like some.
00:18:30.000 Was this outside of New York?
00:18:32.000 It could have been a no, it was like some libbed out lady. 1.00
00:18:36.000 I want to say she had the N95 on in the big two four, and she was like, Kamala, they're trying to kill us.
00:18:43.000 It was crazy.
00:18:44.000 Yeah, what a fun time.
00:18:46.000 I miss that.
00:18:46.000 What do you think is going to happen, Alex?
00:18:47.000 You're you're you're the uh prophet of the conspiracy theorist, uh, resident.
00:18:52.000 No, when it comes to Ilhan Omar, unless her own side throws her to the wolves, which I'm not, I don't know.
00:18:56.000 I mean, like the elections, like what's gonna happen?
00:18:57.000 You think Democrats are gonna win?
00:18:58.000 I do think it's gonna be probably they're gonna take the house.
00:19:01.000 I don't know why you think that because the fake polls tricked you.
00:19:03.000 Well, it's not even that, though, because I talked to the people.
00:19:05.000 Like, Brandon Herrera is going to win.
00:19:07.000 I think we can just lock that in right now.
00:19:10.000 Yeah, but he didn't you hear?
00:19:11.000 They just said that he wanted to put kittens in Chinese food restaurants.
00:19:14.000 Yeah, and they said that he, like, because he made a joke about Mein Kampf.
00:19:17.000 They tried to label him a Nazi.
00:19:19.000 He was insulting it.
00:19:20.000 Yeah, he was exactly making fun of it.
00:19:21.000 And they just tried to, you know, of course, spin it.
00:19:23.000 But luckily, he's running against Katie Badia Stout or Scout, whatever.
00:19:29.000 I think it's Stout. 1.00
00:19:30.000 And she's like 500 pounds, can't even, like, you know, operate physically.
00:19:33.000 So I think it's just like a slam dunk that he's going to win.
00:19:35.000 But.
00:19:36.000 If you just look at a lot of the other races, and I'm talking about, you know, for Congress specifically, because I know the Senate race is only two.
00:19:44.000 Luckily, the conservatives were able to kind of gerrymander to some districts, so it won't be a bloodbath like, you know, the left is speculating, but I do think it is probably.
00:19:52.000 I was, you know, I was in tears yesterday. 0.80
00:19:55.000 I was bawling when I found out that Lindsey Graham was gay because he's like a role model.
00:19:58.000 Oh my God.
00:19:59.000 And did you see that?
00:20:00.000 Family values.
00:20:01.000 And then, no, but you know what?
00:20:02.000 People are going after Turning Point USA.
00:20:02.000 I didn't like people.
00:20:04.000 They're like, oh my God, why didn't they call him out for being gay?
00:20:07.000 It's like people just want to pick other people to attack.
00:20:11.000 After the fact, you know what I mean?
00:20:12.000 Just like that, it's turning points fault they didn't get expressed.
00:20:14.000 Well, here's what I was thinking last night.
00:20:15.000 I tweeted this.
00:20:16.000 I was like, it must be so brutal for the opposition research team.
00:20:19.000 Like, they got this banger documentary with three male escorts.
00:20:22.000 Like, we got Lindsey Graham, and then Graham dies.
00:20:26.000 And they're just like, what should we do?
00:20:27.000 And like, release it anyway.
00:20:29.000 And I got liberals like commenting and mentioning, and they're like, this is a big deal.
00:20:32.000 And I'm like, he's dead.
00:20:33.000 Yeah.
00:20:34.000 But his sister is running.
00:20:35.000 And I'm like, doesn't matter. 0.96
00:20:36.000 Like, is she gay? 0.62
00:20:38.000 The worst part was like, and he only left me $100 on the match game. 0.99
00:20:42.000 Yeah.
00:20:42.000 That was bad.
00:20:43.000 And he was taking care of me.
00:20:44.000 Pictures of him when he was young, like that's back before camera phones.
00:20:47.000 I don't, Alex, I need to find out he was stingy.
00:20:49.000 I was like, I honestly thought, no, I'm not.
00:20:53.000 I need your help on this one, Alex, because I don't understand how a guy could do these things with Lindsey Graham unless he was actually into it. 0.86
00:21:05.000 Because let me say this like a woman paying a guy, she can be not into it, but just do whatever the guy wants. 0.77
00:21:14.000 But a dude has to be into it. 0.92
00:21:16.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:21:17.000 No, not a gay dude. 1.00
00:21:18.000 He probably filled them up with ketamine and all kinds of drugs. 1.00
00:21:21.000 He's like pumped full of stuff.
00:21:22.000 See, I think it's the opposite. 1.00
00:21:23.000 I feel like these women actually. 1.00
00:21:25.000 Especially the ones that are professionals that actually get paid to have sex, they probably have more of a qualms or more hesitation when they deal with some ugly fat guy. 1.00
00:21:33.000 I feel like gay guys, they'll have sex with anybody. 0.99
00:21:35.000 So, I mean, I'm not surprised at all. 1.00
00:21:37.000 But just like what I'm saying is, you know, if these guys walked into a room with a naked Lindsey Graham, how do they not just throw up?
00:21:45.000 Uncontrollable.
00:21:46.000 You mean like from a physical standpoint, they have to be ready to do that?
00:21:50.000 They got to be like, let's go. 0.96
00:21:52.000 But like one look at old ladybugs and you'd probably, your stomach would leave your body. 1.00
00:21:56.000 Ladybugs. 1.00
00:21:57.000 Like your stomach would literally come out of your throat from growing up.
00:22:00.000 I mean, Tim, we're dealing with people that are probably addicted to fentanyl and heroin and methamphetamine.
00:22:04.000 Like, that's most of the people that are in the sex industry. 0.98
00:22:07.000 You know, it would be really funny, actually, if Lindsey Graham wasn't gay and because he's dead, he can't defend himself. 0.98
00:22:12.000 So they just got three random gay guys. 0.99
00:22:13.000 And it's all fake. 1.00
00:22:14.000 I wouldn't be surprised.
00:22:15.000 But it's like he's not even running for office.
00:22:17.000 He's dead.
00:22:18.000 Like, what are they doing?
00:22:19.000 We're just like desecrating.
00:22:20.000 But was that the big October surprise, though?
00:22:23.000 Was that supposed to be?
00:22:23.000 Yes.
00:22:24.000 That was.
00:22:25.000 But then I think the biggest October surprise was Vivek's unforced error going after Amy Acton.
00:22:30.000 How is that?
00:22:30.000 Why do you think so?
00:22:31.000 You don't think that was an unforced error?
00:22:32.000 I just don't care. 1.00
00:22:33.000 Well, I know, but if you just kind of look at it from a non political standpoint, a woman. 0.93
00:22:39.000 No, Vivek Ramaswamy's mistake was supporting H 1B. 0.82
00:22:42.000 Yo, duh.
00:22:43.000 Oh, my God.
00:22:44.000 He's made.
00:22:45.000 In Ohio!
00:22:46.000 Countless mistakes, but I'm just saying his latest one and then doubling down.
00:22:49.000 If I was him, I would have said, I had nothing to do with that ad.
00:22:51.000 Did you change votes, though?
00:22:52.000 I feel like I definitely thought that was a crazy ad to put out.
00:22:56.000 Really?
00:22:56.000 Why?
00:22:57.000 I think it just.
00:22:59.000 It always.
00:23:00.000 It never sits right with me when you trot the family out to denounce somebody, and it didn't sit right with me when it's the other side.
00:23:04.000 Side either.
00:23:05.000 Do you see what they did? 0.77
00:23:06.000 The brother comes out and says, She abused us and she abused Amy more than me.
00:23:11.000 It's like, Yeah, they all deserve each other.
00:23:13.000 Yeah, but two wrongs don't make a right, Tim.
00:23:15.000 You know that just because they acted, you know, wrong.
00:23:17.000 So Amy's mom isn't allowed to be like, I don't like my daughter. 0.97
00:23:19.000 Well, if Amy's mom stayed with the boyfriend that molested her when she was 12, yeah, Amy's mom belongs to go in prison or hell, which she's probably going to both.
00:23:27.000 But is that the issue?
00:23:29.000 Yeah, I do. 1.00
00:23:29.000 Amy Amy Amy Ackton's mom is like, Don't vote for her because the boyfriend I had like abused her. 1.00
00:23:34.000 Well, that wasn't her point. 0.98
00:23:35.000 She said that she loves her daughter, but she supports her, or she doesn't support her for governor, but she's a liar. 0.94
00:23:41.000 I think the lying is what the big thing was in her.
00:23:44.000 And it's also devolved into like a bigger political problem for Republicans.
00:23:47.000 Like now reporters are constantly asking the president about like what he thinks is going on in the bad.
00:23:52.000 You know, JD Vance's son is named Vivek after Vivek Ramaswamy, his principal in law school.
00:23:58.000 That is a little weird.
00:23:59.000 That is a little weird.
00:24:00.000 And I, you know, I have a viral video where I asked Vivek about it and he just kind of like nonchalantly just kind of brushed me off.
00:24:06.000 That is a little weird.
00:24:07.000 I mean, like, I'm naming my uh, okay, so I'm naming my son Alex.
00:24:12.000 I'm time, yeah, I know.
00:24:13.000 Well, that's not weird, though.
00:24:15.000 I mean, that's not weird at all.
00:24:17.000 Unless you become vice president and then I'm running for governor, then it might be weird.
00:24:21.000 But I will say this so, when it comes to like JD Vance's connections, or you come to Vivek Ramaswamy, I do think Tim, and I want to get your opinion, and it's definitely Olivia and Rebecca's, it's almost like they're trying to screw over JD Vance because they want the Ted Cruz neocon, they want MAGA, Cruz Rubio.
00:24:38.000 Well, I don't know.
00:24:40.000 Maybe Rubio, but I'm telling you, they want to dance on the grave of MAGA.
00:24:44.000 They want the neocons to come back in power.
00:24:46.000 I think that's obvious.
00:24:48.000 And I don't know if JD Vance, if they're going to let him lead that coalition.
00:24:52.000 JD Vance is the tallest.
00:24:56.000 I guess, but I mean, that's all that matters.
00:24:56.000 Is he that tall?
00:24:58.000 It does. 0.99
00:24:59.000 That's why Kamala Harris demanded a smaller podium so that on camera she looked as big as Trump.
00:25:05.000 There is something true to that.
00:25:07.000 They say a short candidate, subconsciously, you have less respect for. 1.00
00:25:10.000 This is why one of the women can never win, really. 1.00
00:25:12.000 No, no, it's not just a big boobs, maybe a big boobs. 1.00
00:25:14.000 Nope, nope, that's not true. 1.00
00:25:16.000 Women can't win not only because of height, but because of the pitch of their voice. 1.00
00:25:19.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:25:20.000 It's true.
00:25:20.000 Especially somebody with kind of a high, shrill, shaky voice like Kamala Harris.
00:25:25.000 And same with Hillary.
00:25:26.000 Well, I'm going to say something misogynistic, and I don't mean to be misogynistic.
00:25:30.000 It's a podcast.
00:25:31.000 It's a stamp of approval. 1.00
00:25:34.000 I thought Kamala Harris would do a little better. 0.99
00:25:37.000 Kamala, Kamala, whatever. 1.00
00:25:38.000 You guys know what they all are.
00:25:39.000 It's just funny.
00:25:40.000 Sorry.
00:25:41.000 She got crushed.
00:25:42.000 And you know what?
00:25:43.000 I do think it's because she's a woman.
00:25:45.000 I'm telling you. 0.98
00:25:46.000 I agree.
00:25:46.000 I do think it was a woman.
00:25:47.000 Both times Trump ran against a woman.
00:25:49.000 I mean, we could debate what actually happened in 2020, but both times they put a woman against him.
00:25:54.000 But who do you think it is? 0.59
00:25:55.000 Do you think it's the gay guys refusing to vote for that are on the left? 0.94
00:25:58.000 Or who on the left? 0.71
00:25:59.000 It's men and women both. 0.99
00:26:00.000 I don't think, I was gonna say, I don't think women subconsciously, a lot of women are like, eh, it's just some lady.
00:26:06.000 It's like very subconscious.
00:26:08.000 I'll tell you this right now.
00:26:08.000 I'll tell you this right now.
00:26:11.000 There are these videos on Instagram.
00:26:13.000 Have you ever seen them, Alex?
00:26:14.000 Where it's, there's like a guy in a sales call and there's a sales guy reacting to the call.
00:26:20.000 And it'll be like, a guy's on the phone and he goes, So tell me about your objections.
00:26:24.000 Like, what will this product do for you?
00:26:26.000 And then the reactor guy's a sales guy.
00:26:28.000 He pauses and he goes, Good, reframing and redirecting.
00:26:30.000 Oh, yeah, where they study the sales techniques of it.
00:26:33.000 Break! 0.71
00:26:34.000 Cringe.
00:26:35.000 I know.
00:26:35.000 Oh my God, people fall for this stuff.
00:26:37.000 You used to do sales.
00:26:38.000 And that's why I'm like, it's all fake.
00:26:40.000 Like, no one sits there and goes, Excellent, reframing the emotion.
00:26:43.000 Like, that literally is not how sales goes. 1.00
00:26:45.000 It's just the stupidest. 1.00
00:26:46.000 It's all TV stuff. 1.00
00:26:48.000 It's all TV stuff.
00:26:49.000 Yeah, well. 1.00
00:26:50.000 A lot of, like, the women that have ran for office, whenever they try to, like, be stern and, like, you know, try to show leadership qualities, they just sound like they're scolding people.
00:26:58.000 And everyone's like, everyone knows.
00:26:59.000 You're also kidding me.
00:27:00.000 The reason why I brought that up is in sales, one thing matters for a guy.
00:27:05.000 Deep voice.
00:27:06.000 Tall, deep voice. 1.00
00:27:07.000 You will sell ice to an Eskimo and sand to a Saudi. 0.99
00:27:09.000 What about a hot girl, though? 1.00
00:27:10.000 Doesn't hot girls do it? 1.00
00:27:12.000 Hot girls.
00:27:13.000 So I will say this I don't know about direct sales because the issue with a lot of sales is that you're talking about an object oriented function.
00:27:20.000 So if a guy goes up to a guy or woman and says, goal oriented solution, do it.
00:27:27.000 Both men and women are like, wow, if he's tall and if he's got a deeper voice, you could be tall with a squeaky voice, tall still helps.
00:27:32.000 You could be small with a deeper voice, deeper voice still helps.
00:27:36.000 You got to be real quick witted if you're short with a squeaky voice. 1.00
00:27:40.000 So, women presenting a solution oriented thing, guys don't give a crap. 0.99
00:27:45.000 Other women might, but in issues of subject oriented things. 0.99
00:27:50.000 So, when I was doing nonprofit fundraising, the two factors that guaranteed a person would be able to raise money on a nonprofit issue, if the man was tall and if the woman had big boobs. 0.98
00:27:59.000 Yeah. 0.88
00:28:00.000 And people get mad all day.
00:28:01.000 And I guarantee you, these companies are like, if you say that you are fired. 0.99
00:28:04.000 And I'm like, bro, every single person with an IQ above 90 can tell the chicks with the big boobs keep raking money in. 1.00
00:28:13.000 And the women with no boobs are getting fired. 0.97
00:28:15.000 And you know what I'm going to say? 0.98
00:28:16.000 Actually, this is really funny.
00:28:18.000 You don't really see a lot of the street fundraising anymore. 0.92
00:28:21.000 But I'd be willing to bet if you went through all of their employment history, you'd find that women with small boobs were getting fired left and right. 1.00
00:28:29.000 Women with big boobs were keeping their jobs longer. 0.99
00:28:31.000 And you could easily be like, this is discrimination. 1.00
00:28:35.000 Yeah.
00:28:35.000 I mean, I think it's like at Hooters where they hire you if you had a flat chest.
00:28:39.000 I don't know.
00:28:39.000 That's discrimination.
00:28:40.000 So I think that there's probably an argument to be made.
00:28:43.000 But I will say, men, at least all these real estate agents, you know, you see this where they make those TikToks where they're like scandalous.
00:28:51.000 Do you think they're selling a lot of houses where they're basically like using the drone?
00:28:53.000 No, I've not seen those.
00:28:54.000 What are they?
00:28:54.000 You haven't seen it?
00:28:55.000 It's like, yeah, it's like they'll do a house tour.
00:28:57.000 I've seen videos about it too.
00:28:58.000 And it'll be like a minute or it'll be like a two minute video and they'll use a drone shot and it'll be like, not necessarily in a bikini, but like short skirt and very short.
00:29:07.000 Oh, okay.
00:29:07.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:29:07.000 I've seen those.
00:29:08.000 I'm just wondering, does that, is there, you know, prospective buyers?
00:29:12.000 I saw a castle in Japan for $60 grand and I considered it.
00:29:15.000 Because it was a hot girl? 0.92
00:29:16.000 What?
00:29:17.000 No, because it was a castle, bro.
00:29:18.000 Oh, my God. 0.93
00:29:19.000 A Japanese castle. 1.00
00:29:20.000 Okay, well, you can't. 0.79
00:29:21.000 Well, you know, actually, one of the high pressure sales techniques that high end stores do, like Hermes and stuff, like if you walk into Hermes, you can't just buy a Birkin.
00:29:30.000 Supposedly, the rule is that's her finest bag.
00:29:33.000 You have to buy one of every other piece of their collection, and then that makes you eligible.
00:29:37.000 And the reason why they do that is because all of the salespeople only get commission on every other item other than the Birkin.
00:29:45.000 So it motivates them to sell that to you.
00:29:47.000 And that's also one of the reasons why they act like you can't afford it.
00:29:49.000 That's another sales technique.
00:29:50.000 Like, so when they treat you bad, because then people are like, oh, you think I'm poor?
00:29:54.000 I'm going to show you and I'm going to buy.
00:29:56.000 So it's just that's a sales technique that works on a lot. 1.00
00:29:58.000 Yeah, because like there's a lot of people who are stupid, you know? 1.00
00:30:01.000 Yeah, me included. 1.00
00:30:02.000 There's that TV show about, it's called Selling Sunset about like the real estate agents.
00:30:06.000 I think it started in Los Angeles.
00:30:08.000 And I mean, it's reality TV.
00:30:11.000 So I'm sure it's like exaggerated to an extent, but like the stuff that they go out there wearing, it's like actually unbelievable.
00:30:17.000 It's literally, I would even say, For certain clubs, you know, like in the Midwest, if you showed up to the club in like, you know, whatever they were wearing, it's like the craziest thing ever.
00:30:27.000 And this is supposed to be in a professional setting.
00:30:30.000 But LA is just like such a bubble.
00:30:32.000 But yeah, I mean, to your point, that sort of thing, it secures deals. 0.98
00:30:35.000 Yeah, sex sales.
00:30:36.000 Put you in a fun outfit, make you sell something. 1.00
00:30:39.000 Show up in a burqa, buy this house. 1.00
00:30:43.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:44.000 Yeah, probably sales would not be that great in the burqa. 0.99
00:30:47.000 Well, let's talk about houses. 1.00
00:30:48.000 Let's talk about houses.
00:30:48.000 Yeah.
00:30:49.000 We got this from Variety.
00:30:51.000 H3 podcast crew cuts ties with Ethan Klein after Gila Klein says he has been having an affair.
00:30:57.000 You know what's really funny?
00:30:59.000 Do you know what the funniest thing about this is, Alex?
00:31:01.000 Well, recently he was just, I think it was a couple months ago, railing against a guy that cheated on his wife.
00:31:05.000 Nope.
00:31:06.000 Nope. 1.00
00:31:06.000 The ladies are going to like this one. 1.00
00:31:08.000 What was it? 1.00
00:31:08.000 What? 1.00
00:31:09.000 On Halloween, he dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing one and thing two.
00:31:15.000 Terrible. 0.83
00:31:17.000 That's actually sick.
00:31:18.000 That's actually a very good point. 0.91
00:31:20.000 That is so diabolical. 0.64
00:31:21.000 That's actually sick because you know they.
00:31:23.000 Picked those outfits and ordered them on Amazon like a week before or something.
00:31:26.000 So there's probably a little bit of planning, maybe not a ton.
00:31:29.000 And the fact that he shared his wife with his mistress wearing matching costumes is a special kind of thing.
00:31:35.000 Look at this.
00:31:35.000 Look at this.
00:31:35.000 I've been watching clips.
00:31:36.000 Real quick, Ethan Klein dressed his wife and mistress up as Thing One and Thing Two.
00:31:42.000 I've been watching clips of them like with the hindsight now.
00:31:45.000 It's like, and I guess this is all alleged, but like the crew has unfollowed this girl tomorrow.
00:31:49.000 So it's like, it's alleged.
00:31:51.000 Mara is the.
00:31:52.000 Yeah, tomorrow.
00:31:52.000 That's Thing Two.
00:31:53.000 That's the side. 1.00
00:31:54.000 The alleged side chick or whatever.
00:31:55.000 But she was on the show, wasn't she?
00:31:56.000 She was like, she's been on the show for about a year.
00:31:58.000 But recently, right?
00:31:59.000 I think she was like a super fan that would call in and stuff because now all these old clips are coming out.
00:32:04.000 She met Oliver Tree and Oliver Tree called Ethan.
00:32:06.000 It's like, yo, you got to put this girl.
00:32:07.000 She's a super fan on your show.
00:32:09.000 But watching clips of her and Ethan interacting now with this, you know, this hindsight.
00:32:13.000 Remember he said I'd after the other day?
00:32:15.000 There was a clip that came out.
00:32:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:17.000 But he was saying he screwed her over.
00:32:20.000 It was like she went to go do a thing and she was like, yeah, he tricked me.
00:32:22.000 She's like, yeah, I after.
00:32:24.000 Yeah.
00:32:26.000 Well, still.
00:32:27.000 He wasn't serving me.
00:32:28.000 I know, but it's like.
00:32:29.000 I feel like there's been a couple arguments where he's like ganged up on Ela with Tamara, just about like random, like minuscule stuff.
00:32:35.000 You watch H3 podcast?
00:32:37.000 I grew up like watching it like severely in high school.
00:32:39.000 See, I don't know what it's about anymore, but I used to watch it a little bit back in the day.
00:32:42.000 I thought like their, I guess as a Floyd, like their couple, like romance story was very compelling to me, like how they met and like built this like YouTube channel together.
00:32:50.000 And then I, the only stretch of the podcast I really watched regularly was Frenemies with Trisha Paytas.
00:32:55.000 What's it about?
00:32:56.000 Like, oh, the entire show.
00:32:58.000 Like, what do they talk about?
00:32:59.000 Um, they do, uh, I mean, it's a lot of not kind of, they were talking about the dominant pizza, internet, like humor, yeah, debating other leftists, dude. 0.99
00:33:07.000 It must be awesome to be dumb. 1.00
00:33:08.000 Yeah, it was, it was very dumb, low, like, but it must be fun to be stupid. 1.00
00:33:12.000 Well, it's not very fun. 1.00
00:33:13.000 When I was watching it regularly, I was a little bit dumb.
00:33:15.000 Part of me, I'm super jealous because if we had a podcast, we were like, yo, Alex, I had chicken today.
00:33:23.000 It was delicious.
00:33:24.000 We got millions of views.
00:33:25.000 I know.
00:33:26.000 It'd be amazing.
00:33:27.000 Well, his views are at zero right now, and they're going to be zero for a while.
00:33:31.000 I can't believe they just threw millions of dollars into the toilet.
00:33:34.000 When they play old clips of him ripping people who cheat on their wives, he's like, you guys are so evil if you cheat, especially if their kid's involved.
00:33:42.000 And it's just like, what, three young kids, three young sons?
00:33:46.000 So awful.
00:33:47.000 And you know, he did say seven months ago, there was another clip that was going viral where he was like, Yeah, our views are down. 0.75
00:33:52.000 I'm thinking of divorcing Gila or Ayla, however you say her name, and becoming pro Palestine for the views. 0.72
00:33:58.000 He said that.
00:33:59.000 It's going viral right now.
00:34:01.000 And then now Gila's in.
00:34:04.000 That is kind of.
00:34:05.000 Like everybody's views went down, regardless of what it was.
00:34:05.000 You know, it's pretty crazy.
00:34:08.000 Like some weird, weird stuff happened.
00:34:10.000 I think there's also like, you know, there's other social media platforms.
00:34:14.000 I think that might hurt it.
00:34:15.000 But it does seem like political content.
00:34:16.000 Because even like.
00:34:17.000 You know, Tucker, who I love, it looks like his views are down a little bit.
00:34:21.000 My morning show views are double.
00:34:22.000 Oh, they are?
00:34:23.000 Well, I mean, Tucker still does well.
00:34:24.000 You still do well.
00:34:25.000 But you know what I mean?
00:34:25.000 You can see like a little bit of a trend.
00:34:27.000 It seems like everybody went down.
00:34:29.000 This is the weird thing.
00:34:32.000 Like, just to bring up what he was saying, like, yeah, every media space, there's this.
00:34:35.000 There was like some.
00:34:36.000 Even Joe Rogan is down, technically.
00:34:37.000 Of course.
00:34:38.000 No, not technically, literally.
00:34:39.000 There was a viral video where a guy who does like social media marketing was like, it went viral because he was like, guys, don't freak out.
00:34:39.000 Yeah.
00:34:48.000 Like, all channels have lost viewership.
00:34:52.000 And yo, that's weird.
00:34:54.000 Like, what is it?
00:34:56.000 The highest they were fake, dude.
00:34:57.000 I know, but did you see that?
00:34:57.000 They were all fake.
00:34:58.000 I forget what show was, but the highest performing Fox show this week in the primetime hour was 145,000.
00:35:05.000 Was that you that shared that?
00:35:06.000 And you said, No, they average 100,000 in the key demo.
00:35:10.000 Yeah, 100,000 views.
00:35:13.000 Now, to be fair, these are long form views.
00:35:15.000 Yeah, so they're gonna be a bit better than like carousel content stuff.
00:35:18.000 But yo, that's no, that's not right.
00:35:20.000 No, especially they've they fired.
00:35:22.000 We launched, uh, we launched the Tim Pool show.
00:35:26.000 And we're averaging about 600,000 per episode.
00:35:28.000 And I'm like, yeah, that's great.
00:35:30.000 And then when we got the analysis back from one of these tracking firms, they were like, you're number eight of 15 top podcasts on YouTube.
00:35:30.000 You know what I mean?
00:35:37.000 And I was like, we just launched the show.
00:35:39.000 And we looked at the numbers, all of the shows were like, and so when we launched the show and we're getting these views, they were like, oh, yeah, actually, you just launched this new show and you're like one of the biggest.
00:35:48.000 And I'm like, how's that possible?
00:35:49.000 We're only, we're getting like half a million per show.
00:35:51.000 Like, isn't Rogan getting like a million, two million?
00:35:53.000 They're like, no.
00:35:54.000 Yeah, no, Rogan's around.
00:35:55.000 And my buddy John Gross was just on Tucker's, and I don't think that reached a million.
00:35:59.000 And, um, Yeah, no, it seems like even, I think lately, even your favorite person in the world, I even think Candace is kind of like, now there's drama with Candace and Baron Coleman and all that stuff.
00:36:08.000 Maybe her.
00:36:08.000 And who?
00:36:09.000 You didn't hear that?
00:36:10.000 Supposedly there's a big fracture in the Charlie Kirk Truther community.
00:36:14.000 You haven't heard that?
00:36:15.000 Have you heard that, Olivia?
00:36:16.000 It's something.
00:36:17.000 Honestly, like, so.
00:36:17.000 It's something.
00:36:18.000 No, it all starts with Sean Ryan.
00:36:20.000 I don't know all of it because I don't watch everybody's podcasts. 0.88
00:36:23.000 Is it like something dumb where they're like, the mic had a powder charge? 1.00
00:36:26.000 No, you idiot. 1.00
00:36:27.000 It was a plastic charge. 1.00
00:36:28.000 No, it was a powder charge. 0.99
00:36:29.000 It was something dumb. 0.98
00:36:30.000 Supposedly the real drama comes down to the fact that Sean Ryan is actually. 0.98
00:36:35.000 Or some of his advertisers are friends with Palmer Lucky, or maybe it is Palmer Lucky.
00:36:39.000 But they don't like Palmer Lucky?
00:36:40.000 I guess not because he's in the defense industry.
00:36:43.000 So, technically, the fact that Candace was defending Sean Ryan makes her a Fed because Sean Ryan is a secret Fed and that's why he became famous.
00:36:51.000 People don't like Palmer Lucky.
00:36:52.000 I thought it was based.
00:36:55.000 I mean, listen, I'm talking about the conspiracy theorists, like the ones that are trying to.
00:36:58.000 So now they're like the Charlie Kirk, truth or truth or truthers that are like just really dead set, the ones that are like really disconnected from society.
00:37:06.000 Those are the people now saying like Candace isn't.
00:37:08.000 Well, Charlie's in Valhalla.
00:37:09.000 Yeah, with the.
00:37:10.000 On the other side of the ice wall.
00:37:12.000 Yeah.
00:37:13.000 I can't even, don't even say that.
00:37:15.000 That's gonna piss me off.
00:37:17.000 When I, like, the hours after everything happened, it was like the worst thing ever.
00:37:22.000 And then I saw Kash Patel's press conference and he goes, We'll have the watch.
00:37:27.000 And did you know what Valhalla is?
00:37:28.000 It's like where the Indian gods go. 0.60
00:37:30.000 It's not even where Charlotte would go. 0.83
00:37:33.000 Valhalla is Vikings. 0.85
00:37:34.000 The Vikings.
00:37:35.000 Oh, whatever. 0.91
00:37:36.000 I heard it was some Hindu. 1.00
00:37:38.000 It's where you go when you die in battle. 1.00
00:37:39.000 The I'll see you in battle.
00:37:41.000 When they die in battle.
00:37:43.000 It snapped me out of it so quick.
00:37:45.000 I was like, what did he just say?
00:37:46.000 I had to rewatch it multiple times.
00:37:49.000 Sure, that's what I was talking about.
00:37:50.000 Did you hear about Kash Patel wouldn't get out of the private plan until somebody handed him an FBI jacket?
00:37:54.000 Did you guys hear about that?
00:37:57.000 No, this is fake, dude.
00:37:58.000 You think that's fake?
00:37:59.000 No, no, I'll tell you why it's fake.
00:38:00.000 He's probably like, is it raining?
00:38:02.000 Can someone get me a jacket?
00:38:02.000 Like, it is raining.
00:38:03.000 And they're like, yeah.
00:38:04.000 And they're like, do you want to go?
00:38:05.000 I was like, not if it's raining.
00:38:05.000 They hand him a jacket.
00:38:06.000 He goes, thanks.
00:38:06.000 Walks out.
00:38:07.000 And then some stupid press goes, he wouldn't leave until they give him an FBI jacket. 1.00
00:38:10.000 Yeah, but. 0.99
00:38:11.000 I'll tell you this because I know Bill Pultey, right?
00:38:14.000 He's a good guy.
00:38:16.000 And he's like, And I say this with respect, he has golden retriever energy.
00:38:20.000 And what I mean by that is, like, he's big and smiley and bubbly.
00:38:23.000 He's like, hey, how's it going?
00:38:24.000 And then they post these pictures on Politico where he's all like snarling.
00:38:28.000 And I'm like, they find the one picture.
00:38:32.000 And it's got, they put this picture of him because they're trying to make it look like he's this evil guy working for Trump and hunting his enemies down.
00:38:38.000 And he's like, this, smiling.
00:38:40.000 And I'm like, I guarantee you he's like standing with Trump with a smile on his face.
00:38:43.000 And like a bird, like an egret flies down.
00:38:45.000 And he goes, is that an egret?
00:38:47.000 And then they catch that one picture where he's got a furled brow.
00:38:49.000 And they're like, look at how evil he is.
00:38:51.000 And you meet him in person, he's like, hey guys, he's all really nice.
00:38:54.000 Well, he got famous for handing out free money on ads.
00:38:56.000 You guys did that to me one time.
00:38:58.000 My thumbnail when I was on here like five years ago, it was horrid, and I made you guys change it because you guys thought it was really bad.
00:39:04.000 I think I remember that.
00:39:04.000 That was funny.
00:39:05.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:39:06.000 But that's what they do. 0.99
00:39:07.000 So, like, Kash Patel, it's always going to be something dumb. 0.98
00:39:11.000 Like, you know what? 0.93
00:39:12.000 I'll give you a really good example.
00:39:13.000 When PBD went on his show and said, Tim Poole refused to come on unless I bought him a private jet.
00:39:18.000 Oh, yeah, that was.
00:39:19.000 The real story was, we said, Tim is unavailable for a Saturday morning show because he records Friday night.
00:39:25.000 And then they said, What if we do Saturday evening?
00:39:28.000 And my team responded with, The problem is still that he wraps at 11.
00:39:32.000 Then we have to wake up, drive to the airport, would get there in the middle of the day and be totally tired and unprepared for a debate.
00:39:39.000 If you really want him to do it, is it possible we do a charter?
00:39:42.000 They said, We don't think we can do a charter.
00:39:43.000 That's just too expensive.
00:39:44.000 We said, We're sorry, it didn't work out.
00:39:46.000 Next thing I know, and I never was even part of the conversation.
00:39:49.000 Never, not even, I had no idea.
00:39:50.000 Next thing, PBD is like, Deep Bull saying, Give me a private jet or else.
00:39:53.000 I was like, I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:39:56.000 Well, don't shoot the messenger, but you didn't see what PBD tweeted about your podcast, New Studio.
00:40:01.000 What do you say?
00:40:02.000 He said, Oh, Tim Pool copied me.
00:40:03.000 He's at the king of the castle.
00:40:05.000 He has five people around the dais.
00:40:07.000 Are you joking?
00:40:08.000 You fell for it.
00:40:08.000 Yes.
00:40:09.000 Yeah.
00:40:09.000 But you do have PBD vibes a little bit.
00:40:12.000 Have you noticed that?
00:40:12.000 PBD vibes.
00:40:13.000 Yes, because you're at the king.
00:40:14.000 If you look at it, PBD sits like this, and then I'm Adam Sauce.
00:40:17.000 I did not design this room.
00:40:19.000 I like this room.
00:40:20.000 I think it's good.
00:40:20.000 One good thing about PBD, he is kind of annoying, but the guy does, you know, have a good setup and stuff.
00:40:24.000 I think you have a sense.
00:40:25.000 It's like a bank vault, isn't he?
00:40:27.000 What?
00:40:27.000 Isn't he in a bank vault?
00:40:28.000 He's in a bank vault, but I'm saying now.
00:40:30.000 But he's not even in the center.
00:40:31.000 Isn't it like there's like three people in the center?
00:40:33.000 Well, no, that's how it used to be.
00:40:34.000 But then recently, the Adam Friedland drama where Saw Snake was like, Your mom died of a headache.
00:40:39.000 Then allegedly, it was Adam Friedman's mom who died of brain cancer, and then it went all viral.
00:40:42.000 Wow.
00:40:43.000 They actually kind of sit at a similar table.
00:40:44.000 But listen, I know that PBD and you kind of have a little bit of heat, but you are the king of the castle.
00:40:50.000 I like you at the head of the table.
00:40:51.000 I think you should be.
00:40:52.000 I think that makes the show better.
00:40:53.000 You can direct it.
00:40:54.000 Well, we did it because we want to make sure you knew your place.
00:40:56.000 And listen, I'm the lowest on the totem pole.
00:40:56.000 Yeah.
00:40:58.000 I mean, I'm stealing snacks.
00:41:00.000 I want to just say something for no reason.
00:41:02.000 I had, for lunch today, I had two sheets.
00:41:06.000 I had a Sheets double cheeseburger, which is very unhealthy.
00:41:09.000 Very, it was delicious.
00:41:10.000 It was so good.
00:41:11.000 And there was a dude stuff.
00:41:12.000 You went to a gas station and had a change for him.
00:41:12.000 What do you mean?
00:41:14.000 Yeah, and I met a guy named Zach.
00:41:16.000 And he was like, Hey, can I ask you a question real quick?
00:41:16.000 Okay.
00:41:18.000 You're Tim Puan.
00:41:18.000 I was like, Yeah.
00:41:19.000 And he was like, Oh, hey, man.
00:41:20.000 I like, I watch your stuff.
00:41:21.000 And I was like, I appreciate it, man.
00:41:22.000 He's like, Can't believe you eat at Sheets.
00:41:24.000 And I was like, Of course, let's go.
00:41:26.000 And I ate no bun, no bun.
00:41:28.000 So they put in a little platter.
00:41:29.000 Oh, keto.
00:41:30.000 And then I got the bang bang sauce on it.
00:41:31.000 Yeah, but our buddy, Jack Basovic, you know, he's Wawa over Sheets.
00:41:34.000 So I'm a Sheets family.
00:41:35.000 We're a Sheets family.
00:41:36.000 Yeah.
00:41:36.000 Well, I like Wawa.
00:41:37.000 I do, but you know, like, if there's right by our studio, There's a Sheets and a Wawa across the street from each other.
00:41:43.000 It's like we always go to Sheets.
00:41:44.000 And you know, I'm from Dallas.
00:41:46.000 That's where 7 Eleven originally started.
00:41:48.000 I think it got bought by a Japanese company.
00:41:49.000 So I'm very loyal to 7 Eleven.
00:41:51.000 So it's funny how we all have our.
00:41:53.000 Loyal to the Japanese.
00:41:53.000 What about you?
00:41:54.000 I think I switched because I went to college in Pennsylvania.
00:41:57.000 So Wawa was super big.
00:41:59.000 But now that the DMV area, because I'm from Maryland, now that we got Sheets, I feel like I like Sheets better.
00:42:03.000 But Wawa has better coffee. 1.00
00:42:05.000 I'm trying to capture the H3 audience now that they don't have anywhere to go. 1.00
00:42:08.000 Yeah, well, we need to talk about lesbians and transgenders and use our pronouns. 1.00
00:42:11.000 Is that what they talk about? 0.96
00:42:12.000 I think so.
00:42:13.000 I think that they're like constantly warring with Hassan.
00:42:16.000 I feel like that's.
00:42:17.000 Oh, Hassan said the N word.
00:42:18.000 Yeah, he did.
00:42:19.000 Well, Hassan and Eden had a podcast together for a while.
00:42:22.000 Yes, they did.
00:42:23.000 Now they're mortal enemies. 1.00
00:42:24.000 Well, it's because Hassan said that baby Israelis are fair game in war. 0.82
00:42:30.000 Wow. 0.92
00:42:30.000 It was like they're settlers. 0.92
00:42:31.000 I think America is like they're babies. 0.87
00:42:33.000 Something like that.
00:42:34.000 Something like that.
00:42:35.000 I think I heard that somewhere.
00:42:36.000 No, that's.
00:42:36.000 Yeah.
00:42:37.000 Hassan's a crazy guy. 1.00
00:42:39.000 He is. 1.00
00:42:39.000 But, you know, this is another thing, Tim. 1.00
00:42:41.000 And I think you can kind of look at like Nick Fontez is a similar blueprint.
00:42:45.000 The more you try to cancel somebody, the more you say, oh, don't listen to him, or the more you try to connect him with politicians that are running for powerful positions and saying, oh, it only makes him more credible.
00:42:55.000 And I think that's what we've done on the right.
00:42:57.000 It's not.
00:42:57.000 Yeah, we've turned him into the boogeyman.
00:42:58.000 I'll say we, because I didn't do that.
00:42:59.000 Well, I know, but I'm saying.
00:43:01.000 I'm literally defending the guy most of the time.
00:43:02.000 Well, I'm just saying.
00:43:03.000 Even though I think he's really bad.
00:43:05.000 Everybody's like, socialism this, socialism that.
00:43:06.000 I go to a lot of colleges with Turning Point USA.
00:43:09.000 Most college kids, when you hear the word socialism, it's not a pejorative, it's not a negative connotation.
00:43:14.000 They don't even know what it means.
00:43:16.000 What they do think it means, their version of the definition, oh, we might get free health care, we might get some free stuff.
00:43:21.000 So it doesn't to them saying.
00:43:23.000 Socialism to a college kid means corruption free, and capitalism means corruption.
00:43:28.000 When they say capitalism, they're literally just saying the word corruption.
00:43:30.000 But to be fair, just like I think socialism would fail, you could argue that there's some issues with capitalism, especially when we have all of our industries are basically.
00:43:39.000 I'm not a laissez faire capitalism.
00:43:40.000 I know.
00:43:41.000 Well, I'm saying now we have.
00:43:43.000 If you look at these multinational corporations, I think Apple's one of the biggest.
00:43:47.000 You know, they don't make their phones in America.
00:43:48.000 They make them in China and they do in the Shandong province in conditions that are so bad they have to put suicide nets on the side because so many of the employees are jumping off the roof.
00:43:56.000 And Americans want it.
00:43:58.000 Well, because we want to pay less for our phones.
00:43:59.000 Indeed.
00:44:00.000 So I'm saying it's these multinational corporations that are able to.
00:44:03.000 Bro, all of those kids who are like, we want socialism will buy an iPhone in two seconds to look cool. 0.96
00:44:08.000 They will personally throw the Chinese person off the Foxconn building to make sure they can get their phones to look cool. 0.97
00:44:08.000 Yeah, duh. 0.97
00:44:15.000 They'll have free Congo in the bio and then, like, The little Congolese children are dying at 11 years old in the robot mines for their rights.
00:44:21.000 Why are they so desensitized from death?
00:44:23.000 People don't, it doesn't make them feel bad when they hear other people.
00:44:26.000 If they don't, if they don't.
00:44:26.000 Socialism means I should get free stuff.
00:44:30.000 Mm hmm.
00:44:31.000 That's it.
00:44:32.000 And here's what's going to happen.
00:44:33.000 And so, does that sound bad to a young person that doesn't have any.
00:44:35.000 Of course.
00:44:35.000 But no, but you know what?
00:44:36.000 I don't blame them.
00:44:36.000 You know why?
00:44:37.000 I'm actually, I, so core socialism, communism, bad, bad, bad.
00:44:42.000 Burning it all down, I'll tell you why.
00:44:45.000 You saw that poll where it's like boomers want to tax the young, 85% of boomers want to tax the young for Social Security? 0.71
00:44:51.000 Yeah, I'm like, okay, dude, I'm with Gen Z on this one. 0.68
00:44:53.000 Yeah. 0.58
00:44:53.000 Boomers are like, pay her Social Security. 0.58
00:44:56.000 We have total boomer luxury communism for people over 65, but like they're not experiencing capitalism at all. 1.00
00:45:01.000 Well, to be fair though, didn't they say that like the Social Security is going to be out of money in 2036 or something like that?
00:45:07.000 No, It's going to, so, By 2032, it can only pay out what it's paid into because right now they're paying this much and they're taking in this much.
00:45:16.000 So it's slowly falling down.
00:45:18.000 The surplus.
00:45:18.000 By 2032, it'll drop to 78% of payouts.
00:45:22.000 By something like 2038, it will be insolvent completely.
00:45:25.000 And that's because there's not enough young people to pay into it.
00:45:29.000 So you need four workers right now to pay for one Social Security recipient.
00:45:34.000 Oh, wow.
00:45:35.000 And because Gen Alpha is so small, in 10 years, you will not have that.
00:45:40.000 You won't even have one for one.
00:45:42.000 Well, I complain about the foreign students, but that is why all these colleges are having so many foreign students because less Americans are going to school.
00:45:49.000 The population is getting smaller when it comes to college-aged kids that want to go to school.
00:45:53.000 So this is a little scary.
00:45:56.000 And I don't know.
00:45:57.000 Maybe Elon Musk is right, but I don't agree with having a bunch of babies out of wedlock. 1.00
00:46:02.000 Well, something like 40% of the population in my college campus was from China. 1.00
00:46:09.000 Like, not even Chinese-American.
00:46:11.000 Yeah, there was a ton of Chinese foreign students.
00:46:14.000 40%, but they consider that Asians or Indians are part of that too.
00:46:18.000 The first apartment complex I ever lived in in college, it was all like Chinese exchange students and none of them would talk to you.
00:46:25.000 They all kind of hang, they were all like in some sort of Chinese biker gang and they all just kind of hung out with each other at the gym. 1.00
00:46:31.000 They'd like wear leather jackets at the gym.
00:46:33.000 It was kind of a weird thing, but like that was 40% of the school at the time when I went there in like 2020 to 2024 was literally foreign exchange students.
00:46:41.000 It was crazy.
00:46:42.000 And I thought that, you know, because I'm from California and I went to a school in the UC system at UC Davis.
00:46:47.000 You get perks if you're a California resident.
00:46:49.000 You get cheaper tuition and they'll prioritize you if you're actually from California.
00:46:54.000 And so I was like, this is great.
00:46:56.000 Except for the fact that they supplement all of the money that they would have otherwise gotten from a full tuition, they just supplement that with foreign exchange students pretty much because they can afford it.
00:47:05.000 It's crazy.
00:47:08.000 And in a town like Davis, where I went, it was such a small town.
00:47:10.000 It's like you really noticed it.
00:47:12.000 It was crazy.
00:47:13.000 Well, I was just at UC Riverside and that's how it was with me. 1.00
00:47:15.000 It was like all Asian students. 0.84
00:47:16.000 There were a lot of Asians in California, but a lot of them weren't Asian Americans.
00:47:20.000 They were literally from China. 0.97
00:47:23.000 Yeah, it is kind of crazy. 0.92
00:47:24.000 I feel like the whole demographic, all the demographics are changing in this country rapidly. 1.00
00:47:30.000 And especially in Dallas, where I'm at, where it's like so many Indians live there, it's insane.
00:47:34.000 One third of all the H 1B visas that have been approved are actually in the DFW region. 1.00
00:47:38.000 I don't know if you guys know that.
00:47:39.000 That's like crazy.
00:47:41.000 Ethan Klein is the number two trend on X right now.
00:47:43.000 Dude, it's a big deal. 0.99
00:47:44.000 I mean, this guy is such a hypocrite. 1.00
00:47:45.000 And the fact that his wife is going on social media and saying that he cheated on me, then his own crew is saying, we're done with the show. 1.00
00:47:52.000 So it's like, it's not just one thing.
00:47:53.000 It's not like his wife just caught him cheating and they're going to continue.
00:47:56.000 I wonder what he's worth.
00:47:58.000 Well, I know they have like, I think their house is like $3.6 million from something I saw.
00:48:02.000 Didn't he repost Ela's post?
00:48:03.000 Yeah, but he could have a $2.5 million loan on that.
00:48:06.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:48:07.000 And you could just see like his gross zoomed in face on the profile photo like floating at the bottom.
00:48:12.000 Well, he thinks he's hot now because he lost some weight.
00:48:14.000 That ozempic.
00:48:15.000 See, the confidence that a man will get once he just loses a little bit of weight and then he'll just cheat on his wife who's all like still.
00:48:22.000 Okay, let's just speculate this.
00:48:22.000 Well, is it his fault?
00:48:24.000 What if Ela was not giving it up anymore?
00:48:26.000 I think she just broke it last year.
00:48:30.000 I feel like they have a bunch of children.
00:48:33.000 See, I didn't know this, but like, Superfan hits him up and she's fawning over him.
00:48:37.000 Like, ooh, and she's 24, I guess.
00:48:41.000 And Ethan Klein is a man of weak will and ill moral repute.
00:48:45.000 He had like the slightest of glow ups and he thought he was, he thought it just, it makes it so much worse that he had her thing one and thing two sitting.
00:48:53.000 That is so bad.
00:48:55.000 That is devastating.
00:48:56.000 Having them post for pictures.
00:48:57.000 And like, Elias in the podcast had called this girl Tamar, like, oh, she's like one of our, Our kids, she's like our fourth kid.
00:49:04.000 So she used to babysit.
00:49:05.000 Is that true that he described her as a kid?
00:49:07.000 Ela did.
00:49:08.000 Oh, Ela did.
00:49:09.000 Because Ela really liked her.
00:49:10.000 She baby, this girl Tamara babysat their three young children.
00:49:14.000 Like it was. 0.87
00:49:15.000 Wait, he banged a babysitter?
00:49:16.000 Basically.
00:49:17.000 So it's like every man's dream, you know?
00:49:18.000 She was the co host and the babysitter.
00:49:21.000 That's like the first themed porno ever done, was that?
00:49:24.000 If I was Ethan Klein, though, and then my soon to be ex wife is ex IDF, I'd be sweating.
00:49:31.000 I'd be scared to death.
00:49:33.000 I mean, he's going to have a Robert Maxwell thing.
00:49:35.000 Scott BB on the Yeah, do not go on a boat, Ethan.
00:49:38.000 If you're watching this, do not go on a boat.
00:49:39.000 They're going to throw you off it just like Rob.
00:49:41.000 The internet says that his net worth is 25 million.
00:49:43.000 Wow.
00:49:44.000 So I'm going to estimate his net worth at 100 million.
00:49:47.000 You're going to four times it?
00:49:47.000 Oh, really?
00:49:48.000 Well, they say, though, because of the infidelity, and this is just stuff that I read on Daily Mail, so you can only trust it so much, but that he's going to lose, because of the infidelity specifically, over 60% of the wealth.
00:49:59.000 Well, not just that.
00:50:00.000 His net worth is probably largely tied to the assets in the business, which he just lost everything.
00:50:04.000 So, like, I'll give you an example.
00:50:04.000 Yeah.
00:50:06.000 Timcast has a store. 1.00
00:50:07.000 Stupid amount of cameras. 1.00
00:50:09.000 Like, bro, we've got like a $5,000 camera, like in a closet somewhere. 1.00
00:50:12.000 And like, I was just telling the crew, like, we should probably start, you know, recycling this stuff, you know?
00:50:12.000 Yeah.
00:50:18.000 Like old stuff we don't use anymore because we've had like seven different studios.
00:50:18.000 Yeah.
00:50:23.000 He's going to have a ton of that stuff too, but now there's no business.
00:50:29.000 So, like, the immediate value of the assets in the business decline.
00:50:33.000 Well, what do you speculate he does?
00:50:35.000 What do you think he's just going to continue to just not do a show?
00:50:37.000 Or do you think because he made a statement like, Shortly before we started, well, it was a non statement, it was like, Please respect our privacy at this time, Nicky.
00:50:43.000 But he does and has clips because I was looking at his YouTube.
00:50:46.000 But he also said, I'm working with Ela to urgently remove my ownership and financial stakes in any podcast, Teddy Fresh, Teddy Glow, or any joint venture.
00:50:52.000 What he posted that just like an hour ago.
00:50:55.000 And he's taking all of his financial interest, all your support will go directly to Ela and the crew.
00:50:59.000 I do this in the hope that people can still support Ela and the crew without the concern of enriching me.
00:51:03.000 I know the crew will make an awesome show, they are packed to the brim with no, they want to be the engine that makes Ethan's going to launch a YouTube channel.
00:51:14.000 He's going to instantly get a million followers relatively quickly, and he'll start making a million or two million per year on his own channel.
00:51:19.000 And people will be like, We good.
00:51:21.000 Like, his fans are going to stick with him, and they're going to say, Everyone has moments of weakness.
00:51:25.000 We're sorry.
00:51:26.000 You know, be better.
00:51:27.000 And he'll be like, I don't think they'll say that.
00:51:30.000 I think he'll retain a good amount of fans who want to watch his show, who are going to say things like, You apologize.
00:51:35.000 It's all you can do.
00:51:36.000 Everybody makes mistakes.
00:51:37.000 And he'll have a small audience, but he'll still be a millionaire.
00:51:40.000 Shame.
00:51:41.000 Yeah, I mean, I think that's definitely possible.
00:51:43.000 But look, I mean, cheating on his wife, this dude was never going to be poor.
00:51:46.000 Like, I talk about it all the time.
00:51:49.000 The moment he had a couple million dollars in cash, you put it in a high yield savings or high LDTF and you're rich forever.
00:51:54.000 I hope everybody out there understands what Kevin O'Leary said.
00:51:58.000 Your goal should be nothing else but get $5 million in T-bills, treasury bills.
00:52:02.000 Yeah.
00:52:03.000 Because they'll pay you 5% every year.
00:52:06.000 They'll pay you 5%.
00:52:07.000 So you're going to be getting $250,000 a year just because you have $5 million.
00:52:13.000 So you're going to get $20,000 a month.
00:52:14.000 Just chill.
00:52:15.000 I think he'll be financially okay.
00:52:17.000 But at the exact same time, when he goes on there and he tries to be like the moral, you know, The arbiter of morality, excuse me.
00:52:25.000 And the reason you're bad, too, is you cheat on your wife.
00:52:27.000 So he's going to have to kind of go to the edgier side.
00:52:29.000 I think he's going to do that.
00:52:30.000 Weird, like blinking eyebrow thing, you know.
00:52:32.000 But he's gonna have to go like almost MAGA, right?
00:52:34.000 I think you know what I mean, Tim. 0.78
00:52:35.000 I do think he's gonna have to go like he can't pretend to be like the cuckold soy boy leftist.
00:52:40.000 I think he's gonna have to go toward trend more towards the MAGA. 0.94
00:52:43.000 No, no, what are you talking about?
00:52:44.000 Right?
00:52:45.000 The right's not gonna accept the guy who's cheating at his wife.
00:52:47.000 Oh, I don't know.
00:52:48.000 Well, what if he does like the Ned Fulmer arc where he tries to do like a podcast?
00:52:52.000 He should be, he should go on Ned Fulmer's podcast.
00:52:54.000 He's gonna try and do like a comeback arc.
00:52:56.000 He's like, guys, remember, I'm still the wife guy that you knew and loved and I'm reformed.
00:53:01.000 No, no, no, no, he should take over Andrew Tate.
00:53:03.000 Not Tate's in prison. 0.97
00:53:04.000 And like locked away, he should become the next guy and be like, he should be like, you know, once I realized that I was like a multi millionaire and that women were dumb, I could just have whoever I wanted. 0.79
00:53:13.000 Ethan's watching this right now crying. 0.92
00:53:16.000 I'm gonna get struck by lightning, yeah.
00:53:19.000 You're gonna get smited, but I do think he kind of fakes some of those.
00:53:23.000 I don't even think those ticks are.
00:53:24.000 Oh, is that a tick?
00:53:25.000 What is that?
00:53:25.000 Yeah, he's like, oh, well, I didn't know that.
00:53:30.000 I think I just don't watch a show, I just want to see the clips.
00:53:32.000 He does like the blinking thing, and I was like, I thought that he was just doing it.
00:53:34.000 He's always like.
00:53:35.000 Yeah, he does it with his hand too.
00:53:37.000 I think that's fake news.
00:53:37.000 With his hand, yeah.
00:53:38.000 Yeah.
00:53:40.000 You know what I heard?
00:53:40.000 Yeah.
00:53:41.000 I heard that his whole thing was that he just manipulates algorithms.
00:53:44.000 What, to get views?
00:53:46.000 Yeah, so like when he first started, I'm not saying this is true.
00:53:49.000 The rumor was because I know a bunch of people work in social media for various companies, and they said the reason that H3 got big was because they would basically make videos that they saw were popular, go on Reddit and use fake accounts to upvote theirs and downvote others so that it would force his videos to the top of Reddit threads, which would then get him.
00:54:07.000 Instant mass viewership.
00:54:08.000 Yeah.
00:54:09.000 That's why, like, there's something to that.
00:54:10.000 All my viral videos, I find it on Reddit.
00:54:12.000 And that's why they say, like, his content was fairly generic.
00:54:17.000 His podcast is about nothing.
00:54:18.000 So the question is, like, how did he get to that position?
00:54:20.000 It's like really clever marketing and social media manipulation.
00:54:23.000 I don't know that it's true.
00:54:24.000 I mean, but I'm always kind of like, what does he talk about?
00:54:30.000 Whenever I see clips, it's like he's talking about nothing. 0.99
00:54:32.000 You know, he's saying dumb things like, he's saying stupid things like, I had a cheeseburger cheese today, you know? 1.00
00:54:36.000 Well, hi, that's you. 0.99
00:54:37.000 But I'm trying to think, like, what is the last Ethan Klein podcast?
00:54:40.000 Clips that I saw him talking about.
00:54:41.000 It's always just like pop culture, internet drama.
00:54:45.000 I became a fan of the podcast because I was a fan of their original channel where they were doing skits.
00:54:49.000 He was collabing with I Doves all the time.
00:54:52.000 That's another guy who's had a freaking fall from grace.
00:54:55.000 Jordan Peterson reached out to him because he helped that one homunculus guy back then.
00:55:00.000 And then he was like a good dude, did a good thing, and then he totally went the opposite direction.
00:55:06.000 H3 Podcast used to be so big.
00:55:08.000 Yes, dude.
00:55:09.000 It was the biggest back in the day.
00:55:10.000 Yeah, now it's like nothing.
00:55:11.000 Literally, like 200k an episode, yeah.
00:55:13.000 But I'm just saying they're done, they zero.
00:55:15.000 There's like 10 people on the show now.
00:55:17.000 I don't, yeah, that's always kind of a bad sign, too.
00:55:20.000 And he just starts like letting the super fans come on just to bang them.
00:55:25.000 I mean, I have zero sympathy whatsoever for Ethan Klein at the same exact time.
00:55:31.000 I kind of have zero empathy for Ela Klein, she's like IDF, she's annoying.
00:55:35.000 I don't, I don't really like her either.
00:55:36.000 Am I a bad guy?
00:55:37.000 Am I the girl?
00:55:38.000 You're allowed to think that, no, she did not deserve to have her life turned upside down, but for some reason, I like almost don't feel bad.
00:55:44.000 I feel like she's probably going to.
00:55:45.000 Screw him over, get more money in the divorce, and probably end up marrying some better looking guy than Ethan. 1.00
00:55:49.000 Like, I believe she'll come out.
00:55:50.000 Is she not allowed to take the W?
00:55:52.000 I'm saying she's, I think she's going to take the W when this is all said.
00:55:55.000 Oh, I mean, yeah.
00:55:56.000 I mean, if you got cheated on, I mean, it's only up from there, hopefully.
00:56:00.000 Especially by Ethan Klein.
00:56:01.000 The guy's like, I mean, no way is he, one, not trying to be too perverted.
00:56:07.000 He's probably not good in bed.
00:56:08.000 I'm just guessing that.
00:56:09.000 I'm not even trying to get too weird. 0.90
00:56:10.000 He's like a short, little, ugly kind of. 1.00
00:56:13.000 Well, I'm saying he's an ugly, fat, short Jewish guy. 1.00
00:56:15.000 He's probably going to be a little bit. 1.00
00:56:16.000 He's not that fat anymore.
00:56:17.000 But you know what I mean?
00:56:18.000 He's probably not like some.
00:56:20.000 IDF super soldier guy that she's probably gonna marry some guy that's like Gal Gatto.
00:56:25.000 Is she like Zoran?
00:56:27.000 I do think she's going to upgrade and he's going to take a very big downgrade.
00:56:36.000 He should just go somewhere and sit.
00:56:37.000 I think he should just lay low.
00:56:40.000 Once you cheat so publicly and so horrifically, you just kind of have to.
00:56:45.000 But do you think people actually really care, though?
00:56:47.000 Because when politicians have these cheating scandals, it almost actually helps.
00:56:50.000 Your subreddit is going crazy right now.
00:56:52.000 And also the fans feeling betrayed.
00:56:53.000 I was going to say with internet personalities, it's a lot more like parasocial.
00:56:57.000 You're invested in their personal lives and their personalities.
00:57:00.000 No one really.
00:57:00.000 Cares about like politicians.
00:57:01.000 Oh, that's a good idea.
00:57:02.000 That's a good idea.
00:57:03.000 Like, you know, now that there's this big audience that's looking for a new show, we need to get the drama going.
00:57:08.000 Oh, Alex, you, you, what are you doing?
00:57:09.000 You got a hat. 1.00
00:57:10.000 You, I hate you, Tim. 1.00
00:57:13.000 Tim's such a piece of shit, dude. 1.00
00:57:15.000 He's Alex cheated on me. 1.00
00:57:17.000 He always steals all my money. 0.98
00:57:18.000 No, Tim's an evil person.
00:57:20.000 I do steal his money, though.
00:57:21.000 What we do is Alex puts money in a slot machine, loses, and walks away, and then I hit it and win.
00:57:25.000 Tim actually did that one time.
00:57:26.000 It's not funny.
00:57:27.000 I don't want to lie about it.
00:57:28.000 It's a funny story.
00:57:29.000 I put 400 bucks in a slot machine.
00:57:31.000 Tim put He walks out.
00:57:32.000 He's like, I'm going to go to the bathroom and he leaves.
00:57:34.000 And then I walk up and I put in 100 and I just hit it one time and it's like, bing, It went like $1,500.
00:57:39.000 I like needed that $1,500.
00:57:41.000 Well, good for you, Tam.
00:57:43.000 Multi millionaire gets $1,500.
00:57:46.000 We were at Maryland Live and then we saw like these slot machines that had frogs on them.
00:57:51.000 And I'm like, oh, let's go grab that one.
00:57:52.000 And Alex's like, don't play. 1.00
00:57:53.000 You're stupid. 1.00
00:57:54.000 And I hit two jackpots. 1.00
00:57:55.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:57:56.000 Listen, don't take my gambling advice.
00:57:57.000 I'm kind of a mush.
00:57:58.000 Do the opposite of me.
00:57:59.000 Fade me.
00:58:00.000 But listen, enough of the gambling.
00:58:02.000 Enough with the Ela Klein.
00:58:04.000 Like, we're Talking about all this drama stuff.
00:58:06.000 Now we're turning into the H3H3 podcast.
00:58:07.000 I know. 0.94
00:58:08.000 We're trying to get them to watch us instead.
00:58:08.000 And that's what I said.
00:58:09.000 Which we should.
00:58:10.000 We do definitely.
00:58:11.000 We're too high audience.
00:58:12.000 Except on Fridays.
00:58:13.000 On Fridays, we're kind of just saying, Yeah, we're just doing drama moments.
00:58:15.000 Remember, who was that guy?
00:58:17.000 Who was like a white rapper that came on here like five years ago and tried to debate you on white privilege?
00:58:21.000 Oh, that guy was good.
00:58:22.000 That was a.
00:58:22.000 Oh, yeah.
00:58:23.000 I just remember it was just a white. 0.82
00:58:24.000 R.A. the Rugged man. 0.91
00:58:25.000 Yeah, he tried to fight him. 0.99
00:58:26.000 Oh, no.
00:58:27.000 He just smacked the mic and then we were like, I know.
00:58:30.000 And then we made a shirt that said, Not that.
00:58:32.000 Don't be that.
00:58:32.000 What is it?
00:58:32.000 I'm not that guy.
00:58:33.000 I'm not that guy.
00:58:33.000 Yeah.
00:58:34.000 Well, and then obviously.
00:58:35.000 And I was like, Yes, you are.
00:58:36.000 You are that guy.
00:58:36.000 You are.
00:58:37.000 I think the most iconic, though, Tim Cass was the one where Kanye came in and then they did the gimmick.
00:58:42.000 Oh, this is like one of those flashback episodes.
00:58:44.000 This is like, we need to edit in the Kanye thing right here.
00:58:48.000 And then Nick did stay a few minutes after and try to fix it.
00:58:51.000 No, he's got up and left.
00:58:52.000 Did Nick leave?
00:58:53.000 They had a plane.
00:58:53.000 Wait, Nick stayed a couple minutes.
00:58:54.000 You can't book a private jet that fast.
00:58:56.000 I know. 1.00
00:58:57.000 He's a dickhead. 1.00
00:58:57.000 That was a dickhead move. 1.00
00:58:59.000 No, I actually think it was a very clever market and it worked out well for everybody. 0.92
00:59:02.000 Yeah, it did work out well.
00:59:02.000 It got me massive attention for the show.
00:59:05.000 People were praising me for pushing back on Kanye.
00:59:06.000 Kanye got featured on the front page.
00:59:08.000 It was like, He planned this whole big marketing stunt probably with Milo and it worked out for everybody.
00:59:14.000 Yeah.
00:59:14.000 Well, look at Milo, poor guy.
00:59:17.000 Yeah, what's the status?
00:59:18.000 What happened?
00:59:19.000 Is he back?
00:59:20.000 Is he where he's in Qatar right now?
00:59:22.000 I think he's a Muslim. 1.00
00:59:23.000 Yeah, we need more drama. 1.00
00:59:27.000 We need more drama.
00:59:28.000 We got this drama.
00:59:30.000 Hassan Nabi threatens to sue Ted Cruz after a senator accuses him of using N word against black Americans.
00:59:37.000 See, the thing is, he can't sue him.
00:59:38.000 You know why?
00:59:39.000 Why?
00:59:40.000 Because there's a video of him saying the N word.
00:59:43.000 Well, I mean, Ted, what's the context?
00:59:45.000 Hassan will have to argue in court that saying the slur is not using the slur, but the left doesn't agree.
00:59:52.000 The left believes saying the slur is using it.
00:59:55.000 You see what I'm saying?
00:59:57.000 Hassan is not going to be able to.
00:59:58.000 If he's Cruz leading this investigation, then the left is going to rally around Hassan.
01:00:03.000 No, they're not.
01:00:03.000 They're already canceling him.
01:00:04.000 You didn't see these videos?
01:00:04.000 He's freaking out.
01:00:05.000 I saw a little bit of it.
01:00:06.000 He's like, people are canceling on me.
01:00:08.000 The video's fake.
01:00:08.000 And they're like, it's not fake, Hassan.
01:00:10.000 You said it.
01:00:11.000 The left standard is you cannot say the word for any reason, and Hassan said the word.
01:00:16.000 I have an episode to say.
01:00:17.000 What's the context?
01:00:18.000 He said the word, Alex.
01:00:19.000 He said the word.
01:00:20.000 Dude, Chug the Builder came out of nowhere, and all he did was say the word, so maybe he might get new fans.
01:00:24.000 I don't know.
01:00:25.000 I mean, what do you think, Olivia?
01:00:26.000 I need to see this video because it's seeming like he's.
01:00:29.000 We can't play the video.
01:00:30.000 Well, that's true.
01:00:31.000 He drops a hard in.
01:00:33.000 I should have been. 0.96
01:00:34.000 I think I should have been calling him.
01:00:35.000 Actually, I should have been calling him.
01:00:37.000 Hard R. Hard in R. Was he reading?
01:00:39.000 No, no, no.
01:00:39.000 He was doing a news report where he said that police who've said don't get reprimanded.
01:00:44.000 Oh.
01:00:45.000 And so the point is to all of us, we understand referencing the word critically is not using it.
01:00:53.000 But to the left, saying it for any reason is using it against Black Americans.
01:00:58.000 So when Ted Cruz comes out and says, Hassan Piker used the n word to disparage black Americans, and it sounds like no, I didn't.
01:01:04.000 The left goes, Yes, you did.
01:01:06.000 What year was it when he did that?
01:01:07.000 2016, I think.
01:01:08.000 Oh, that's a little recent, but it's is it though?
01:01:12.000 It's 10 years ago, but yeah, I just remember in eighth grade when my teacher was reading Uncle Tom's Cabin, she let that thing when they were doing popcorn reading.
01:01:21.000 She was popcorn reading for what was it?
01:01:23.000 The Mocking Jay, the classic one.
01:01:25.000 Well, wait, did you guys have to read uh Huckleberry Finn?
01:01:28.000 I think I think we read that, yeah, that had a couple n bombs in it, I think.
01:01:33.000 But at the time, and this was like, this was over 10 years ago, but I think at the time there were children in my class that were a little bit just, they had probably never heard it before.
01:01:42.000 So they were like disturbed to hear it, but it wasn't like, to kill a mockingbird. 0.98
01:01:45.000 I'm so dumb. 0.99
01:01:47.000 It's okay. 0.99
01:01:47.000 That's actually expansion. 0.99
01:01:49.000 There might have been an embalm in to kill a mockingbird.
01:01:51.000 Oh, there certainly was.
01:01:53.000 Yeah.
01:01:54.000 I recall.
01:01:54.000 Yeah.
01:01:54.000 So I defended Hassan on X. Like, I think he's a bad guy with crazy views, but he's clearly criticizing the use of the slur.
01:02:01.000 But it doesn't matter because, He knows, like, this is the crazy thing.
01:02:06.000 Like, Ethan as well, they know the rules of the ideology that they've chosen. 0.80
01:02:13.000 So, Hassan, like, bro, you've got no defense.
01:02:15.000 They're going to cancel on you, and you're not going to win this lawsuit.
01:02:17.000 Yeah, but to be fair, though, it was like, I don't know why I keep defending Hassan.
01:02:21.000 If this was 2016, about 10 or 15 years ago, it was still more socially acceptable to use.
01:02:27.000 Those aren't the rules, bro.
01:02:28.000 Ethan, those aren't the rules.
01:02:29.000 Those aren't the rules.
01:02:31.000 The rules of the left are if you've ever done anything wrong, you're done.
01:02:35.000 Yeah, there's a lot of draft picks that get picked like first round, the NFL draft or NHL draft, and they go find a tweet when they were like 12 years old where they said it's like the first thing reporters do.
01:02:44.000 Yeah, and they lose all their time.
01:02:46.000 Because this is Voidcast, and I have to preface, I've never seen an episode of Love Island, but this happens on Love Island all the time where they bring a new bombshell and they go through the tweet and they said like not even the N word. 0.90
01:02:56.000 They just like said something like in 2015.
01:02:59.000 Some people said something.
01:03:01.000 Some people did something.
01:03:02.000 Some people did something.
01:03:06.000 All roads lead back.
01:03:07.000 All roads lead back.
01:03:09.000 To our girl Ilhan.
01:03:11.000 What a guy.
01:03:12.000 She's cupped, right?
01:03:14.000 Yeah, well, I said this earlier, though.
01:03:16.000 Do you think the left will actually, because I think it's going to take that, especially if it happens after January when the midterms switch, it's going to take people on her own side of the political aisle to.
01:03:26.000 This stuff has already been out there, though. 1.00
01:03:28.000 Trump should just lock her up.
01:03:29.000 But do you think any Democrats will vote to. 0.99
01:03:32.000 When they go to court over the fake name thing, when they get any kind of court affirmation of the fake name, they should walk in, put her in cuffs, and put her in prison.
01:03:41.000 Like, I mean, pending the criminal trial for this, I'm saying the moment they're like, it's a fake name, she should be immediately charged with, you know, falsification of federal documents, you know, like fraud charges and elections or whatever it's going to be, FCC violations.
01:03:53.000 I mean, she's raising donations under a false name is serious fraud.
01:03:56.000 And she's still, she's doing fundraising literally right now.
01:04:00.000 Did you guys see that?
01:04:01.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.72
01:04:01.000 Yeah, she had to come out of hiding to beg for money. 0.72
01:04:03.000 So she was crying.
01:04:04.000 If you're doing that, things are, she's in dire straits.
01:04:08.000 She will cry.
01:04:10.000 If you're crying, begging for money, I mean, she's on her last.
01:04:13.000 The teary eyed.
01:04:14.000 Perp walk is going to go hard.
01:04:16.000 It's going to go so great. 1.00
01:04:17.000 Do we want her to go to jail and get deported, or would her getting deported be enough of a punishment, you think, Rebecca? 1.00
01:04:23.000 Well, deported where? 0.99
01:04:24.000 To Somalia.
01:04:25.000 That's pretty bad out there. 0.97
01:04:27.000 I know.
01:04:27.000 Have you guys seen the videos of like the Somali museums, like the Somali history museum?
01:04:31.000 It's in the woods. 1.00
01:04:32.000 It's fortunate.
01:04:33.000 Actually, it's an empty cabinet with like a basket. 1.00
01:04:37.000 Is Somalia where they eat the dirt cookies? 1.00
01:04:39.000 I know there's cookies. 1.00
01:04:40.000 I think it's Haiti.
01:04:41.000 I think so. 0.94
01:04:42.000 In Haiti, they make cookies out of dirt. 1.00
01:04:45.000 Look it up.
01:04:45.000 It's sad.
01:04:46.000 It's like bleak.
01:04:47.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?
01:04:48.000 Oh, yeah, it's bleak. 0.99
01:04:50.000 It's like a woman slapping in her armpit and it's mud. 0.94
01:04:53.000 And all these little kids, they're handing my little kids. 0.99
01:04:55.000 Oh, in India, they did that with. 1.00
01:04:56.000 As if it's like a fruit roll up or something, like a delicious pack of gushers, like a candy a kid might like, but they're eating dirt cookies. 1.00
01:05:05.000 Get those kids in Somalia some feastables. 0.98
01:05:08.000 Oh, come on, Mr. Beast, where are you at?
01:05:10.000 That'll destroy the economy, actually.
01:05:11.000 Well, you remember when Mr. Beast.
01:05:12.000 It will.
01:05:13.000 You know what happens, right, when they do that?
01:05:15.000 What?
01:05:17.000 When you set.
01:05:17.000 So, you know Tom's shoes?
01:05:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:05:20.000 We give everybody a free shoe.
01:05:22.000 If you buy a pair, we'll give a free pair to some tribe in Africa.
01:05:25.000 So, instantly, everyone starts getting free shoes.
01:05:27.000 So, the local cobblers, they went out of business.
01:05:31.000 So, it's like some regular guy who has a job fixing shoes all of a sudden can't fix any shoes, so he becomes homeless.
01:05:36.000 And now he's not buying food anymore.
01:05:38.000 So, the guy who normally makes the bread is like, Where's my customers?
01:05:42.000 Because the people who are doing the shoestore are gone.
01:05:44.000 So then the bakery goes under.
01:05:46.000 He basically gave all this free stuff and destroyed their economy.
01:05:49.000 So, I hear that's what the reporting says.
01:05:51.000 Yeah, I'm not surprised.
01:05:52.000 I had a pair of tongs.
01:05:53.000 So, if Mr. Beast really wanted to maximize the destruction he could do, he should bring Feastables to Somalia.
01:05:58.000 But did you know that he got canceled because there's a bunch of, like, how we have the homeless industrial complex here?
01:06:04.000 There's a bunch of nonprofits that make millions of dollars building wells in Africa.
01:06:07.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:06:08.000 And they build like one well a month or two, however, the bare minimum, and they're collecting millions of dollars to build.
01:06:15.000 Whatever the Clintons did in Haiti, I guess.
01:06:16.000 Exactly.
01:06:17.000 Basically the same thing.
01:06:18.000 And then Mr. Beast makes a YouTube video where he said every well took less than like $8,000 to make.
01:06:24.000 And then these well charities are spending a million dollars.
01:06:28.000 Because what the charities do is they're not actually for these things, they're political money laundering and political control schemes.
01:06:35.000 And so they use, you know, I saw this video.
01:06:37.000 It was really great.
01:06:38.000 It said, feed them.
01:06:39.000 And there's a loaf of bread on a screen.
01:06:41.000 And when you swipe your credit card through the screen, the credit card cuts the bread.
01:06:45.000 Then another thing popped up and said, free them.
01:06:47.000 And it's got a hand with ropes.
01:06:48.000 And when you slide the credit card, it cuts the ropes.
01:06:50.000 And I'm like, that is brilliant because people don't even know what they're donating to.
01:06:54.000 It could literally be like, this charity incarcerates children.
01:06:57.000 Like, we just capture them and lock them up.
01:06:57.000 You know what I mean?
01:07:00.000 Yeah, it's gamified.
01:07:01.000 It's like a slot machine or something.
01:07:02.000 You know what I mean?
01:07:03.000 It makes it cool.
01:07:04.000 I get ads on Instagram.
01:07:05.000 It's like you can adopt.
01:07:06.000 This child from the third world, and it like shows it's like you know, you'll get an ad on Instagram, you can swipe through whatever, and it's like a bunch of children from like Mexico.
01:07:15.000 And it's like, adopt Juanita.
01:07:17.000 I'm like, how did you get on my Instagram?
01:07:19.000 We had one of those kids growing up.
01:07:20.000 We had we virtually adopted a Filipino kid and sent them, yeah, yeah, like 30 bucks. 1.00
01:07:24.000 I hope they were real. 1.00
01:07:25.000 I hope they were real.
01:07:26.000 I hope they were real.
01:07:27.000 Christmas gifts and stuff in the Philippines.
01:07:30.000 That's so sweet.
01:07:31.000 Yeah, we were well, you know, I hope they've expanded.
01:07:34.000 Why do you think it's terrible, too?
01:07:36.000 It's bad for their economies.
01:07:38.000 What they need.
01:07:39.000 Like I was saying, when you give free things, you disrupt their ability to trade with each other.
01:07:43.000 Yeah.
01:07:44.000 So, what you need to do is instead of being like, give $30 and we'll go give this free stuff, no, no, set up a school.
01:07:50.000 Like, you need to do that.
01:07:51.000 Well, LeBron James tried to do that.
01:07:53.000 Kai Sennett tried to do that.
01:07:54.000 A bunch of celebrities. 0.98
01:07:55.000 Yeah.
01:07:55.000 Oprah tried to do a school in Africa.
01:07:57.000 All their schools failed. 0.99
01:07:58.000 Of course they do because you can't change a culture overnight.
01:08:00.000 But I'm saying, like, giving free stuff is worse.
01:08:02.000 So, what you really want to do is take them over, occupy them, military force.
01:08:07.000 Come in, assume control of their government, take all their children over.
01:08:11.000 It's like colonization again.
01:08:12.000 Absolutely.
01:08:13.000 Absolutely. 0.94
01:08:14.000 And then take the kids and force them to go to school and re educate them. 0.88
01:08:18.000 They're going to have Windows 95.
01:08:20.000 They're not going to be able to learn how to.
01:08:21.000 There's going to be a bit of a gap.
01:08:23.000 They don't have chat GBT.
01:08:23.000 Places like Somalia.
01:08:24.000 Did you guys know that virtually every single woman in Somalia has had female genital mutilation done to her? 1.00
01:08:30.000 Which I'm in favor of. 0.94
01:08:32.000 Anyway, so clearly they need to be reeducated.
01:08:32.000 All right.
01:08:34.000 It's not going to take.
01:08:36.000 You literally are starting from square one.
01:08:38.000 Yeah, you got it. 1.00
01:08:39.000 They're going to throw away the Quran if that's the case.
01:08:41.000 I don't think that's happening. 0.90
01:08:42.000 So I don't know if that's ever going to change.
01:08:45.000 But you know what?
01:08:46.000 You know a topic, though?
01:08:47.000 And I actually want to get Tim's opinion on this.
01:08:48.000 So I go and I do the debates for Turning Point.
01:08:51.000 And every time I do a debate, you think it'd be a bunch of Candace questions.
01:08:55.000 It's not.
01:08:56.000 Maybe once in a while somebody brings up Candace.
01:08:58.000 But at every debate, and sometimes I edit this out because it gets so annoying, guys are mad that they were circumcised.
01:09:04.000 Have you seen this?
01:09:04.000 Yes, of course.
01:09:05.000 Yeah.
01:09:06.000 I think that's valid.
01:09:07.000 You think?
01:09:08.000 I mean, obviously I can speak to it, but it seems barbaric if you just say what it is without going over the customs.
01:09:15.000 Well, I don't debate them.
01:09:19.000 I kind of agree with your point. 0.51
01:09:20.000 I don't debate them like, oh, you're just bitter that you got it circumcised.
01:09:24.000 But at the same time, is it that big of a deal?
01:09:26.000 I mean, I think this is normalized, but it'll be one of those things where we look back and it's like, why were we removing a piece of a baby?
01:09:32.000 Yeah.
01:09:33.000 It's really weird that they do it.
01:09:34.000 Every stop, there's always one kid that's like, I'm anti circumcision.
01:09:38.000 I wish I was not circumcised. 0.57
01:09:39.000 Everyone. 0.99
01:09:40.000 Well, it cuts off like 70% of the nerve endings.
01:09:42.000 That's what they do.
01:09:43.000 It says, that's where the real G spot is. 0.99
01:09:45.000 It's not in your butt. 0.99
01:09:47.000 Loba Homo wanted to make you think it's in the butt. 1.00
01:09:49.000 Yeah. 0.98
01:09:50.000 They cut off the part.
01:09:52.000 That's what they say.
01:09:53.000 Yes.
01:09:53.000 No, I know.
01:09:54.000 I'm very hip. 1.00
01:09:55.000 I think we're doing a good job of capturing the H3 audience. 0.98
01:09:57.000 Yeah, we are.
01:09:58.000 What do you guys think? 0.99
01:09:59.000 Now they're learning where the G spot is and it's not in your butt. 0.99
01:10:01.000 So. 0.98
01:10:03.000 They've been trying to find it there.
01:10:05.000 I know you guys have been trying to find it there.
01:10:06.000 It's not there.
01:10:07.000 I'm not going to sit here and lie. 0.98
01:10:10.000 I've stuck a bunch of Legos in my butt when I was a kid. 0.98
01:10:13.000 What? 1.00
01:10:13.000 I was trying to build a bigger penis. 1.00
01:10:15.000 I thought if I stuck them. 1.00
01:10:18.000 When I was little, I thought if I stuck them there, it would go to the. 1.00
01:10:20.000 When you were little, you were in the penis. 0.99
01:10:21.000 This is not true. 1.00
01:10:22.000 This is true.
01:10:23.000 Yes.
01:10:24.000 Yes, it is.
01:10:25.000 It was a USS Liberty Lego set that I got.
01:10:28.000 I got it at the Holocaust Memorial Museum.
01:10:31.000 And I tried to stick it up. 1.00
01:10:33.000 I thought it'd make.
01:10:34.000 This go out there, but no, I got really sick.
01:10:36.000 I was in the hospital for like two weeks.
01:10:39.000 It's that late demonetized.
01:10:39.000 It was really bad.
01:10:40.000 Yeah.
01:10:41.000 No, I don't think you can say that. 1.00
01:10:42.000 I think you can say you can take a Lego up your butt. 0.99
01:10:44.000 I don't think that's. 0.99
01:10:45.000 You think you can say it?
01:10:46.000 Well, I don't know.
01:10:47.000 Listen, YouTube, we did this.
01:10:48.000 This is all consensual.
01:10:50.000 It was between me and my uncle.
01:10:52.000 He's on the built the thing.
01:10:53.000 What's up?
01:10:54.000 This is not even funny anymore.
01:10:54.000 I'm joking.
01:10:55.000 But I love Legos.
01:10:58.000 That is a fact.
01:10:59.000 We're allowed to say that, right, Olivia, on YouTube?
01:11:02.000 Okay.
01:11:02.000 Yes.
01:11:03.000 So I'm not trying to police you.
01:11:03.000 Thank goodness.
01:11:04.000 No, don't police my free speech.
01:11:06.000 I'm not drunk.
01:11:07.000 I'm sorry.
01:11:08.000 I just had a reaction.
01:11:09.000 But we're doing an H3H3 version of Timcast tonight.
01:11:12.000 So I thought maybe if I talked about weird sexual stuff. 0.97
01:11:14.000 You gotta do something crazy. 1.00
01:11:16.000 No, drag queen story time stuff. 1.00
01:11:18.000 Maybe they'll like that.
01:11:19.000 I know that Ethan's a big defender of drag queen story time. 0.86
01:11:24.000 Did he defend that?
01:11:25.000 I think so.
01:11:26.000 Seriously?
01:11:26.000 Yeah.
01:11:27.000 What Ethan Klein did?
01:11:28.000 Yeah, he's definitely pro.
01:11:29.000 Because I remember he shared one of my videos, and I think it was when I was protesting and fighting with a bunch of.
01:11:37.000 I don't want to have to tell you the rules again.
01:11:40.000 You've been on the show way too many times.
01:11:42.000 What did I say this time?
01:11:43.000 Oh, nothing, but I anticipated one coming.
01:11:45.000 No, nothing.
01:11:46.000 No, I don't want to hurt anybody.
01:11:47.000 I don't want to hurt myself.
01:11:48.000 We're all about friendly.
01:11:49.000 I'm a pacifist. 0.52
01:11:50.000 I'm like Switzerland.
01:11:51.000 And Ethan Klein, I hope he considers joining Tim Cast.
01:11:55.000 Ethan, if you're watching this right now, Tim is hiring.
01:11:58.000 We have an open chair for you, Ethan, please.
01:12:00.000 This crew won't quit.
01:12:01.000 This crew will stay.
01:12:02.000 They're loyal.
01:12:03.000 You can do like $32K a year, you know?
01:12:05.000 There you go.
01:12:06.000 Listen.
01:12:07.000 He needs gas money.
01:12:08.000 And he can kind of like.
01:12:10.000 California, yeah, literally.
01:12:11.000 And he can kind of become right wing because I think he is kind of secretly right wing, especially now.
01:12:17.000 He used to be conservative.
01:12:18.000 I know, and now the left is so anti Israel, so I think that he might find a home on the conservative side.
01:12:24.000 I actually don't think that that's that crazy.
01:12:26.000 It's not that bad you cheat on the mother with three children.
01:12:28.000 We're red pill.
01:12:29.000 We're red pill over here.
01:12:31.000 We like tax cuts.
01:12:33.000 Yo, this baby was born with a mustache.
01:12:35.000 Look at this.
01:12:37.000 Holy.
01:12:38.000 Look at that.
01:12:39.000 Oh, you can't see it.
01:12:40.000 Why is the TV off?
01:12:41.000 It's been off the whole time.
01:12:42.000 What?
01:12:42.000 A baby with a mustache.
01:12:44.000 I kind of like that.
01:12:45.000 I know, man.
01:12:46.000 We need to get him in the.
01:12:47.000 A baby was born with a mustache for the.
01:12:50.000 This is the kind of hard hitting news we need on a Friday.
01:12:53.000 Look at that.
01:12:54.000 Oh my gosh.
01:12:58.000 That's a baby with a mustache, yo.
01:13:00.000 Dude, he has 20 years of work experience already.
01:13:02.000 Yeah, he's not going to get carded at all in high school.
01:13:05.000 That's not real.
01:13:07.000 That's what he says.
01:13:07.000 I don't know.
01:13:08.000 This baby born with a mustache.
01:13:14.000 Man.
01:13:15.000 I can't even go.
01:13:16.000 That's the coolest baby I've ever seen.
01:13:19.000 I think he's kind of. 0.94
01:13:19.000 What ethnicity produced this hairy mustache? 0.94
01:13:21.000 Let's all guess. 1.00
01:13:22.000 Let's get a hairy mustache.
01:13:23.000 Put it on the table and guess. 0.97
01:13:25.000 I'm the guesser with this baby.
01:13:27.000 It's Ecuador or something.
01:13:29.000 Is that what it is?
01:13:29.000 Oh, yeah.
01:13:30.000 Yeah, Ecuador.
01:13:32.000 So there you go.
01:13:34.000 You know, mustache babies.
01:13:36.000 It's kind of like around. 0.91
01:13:38.000 It's like, yeah.
01:13:39.000 It looks like Mestaria to me.
01:13:40.000 It doesn't look real.
01:13:41.000 It looks like somebody drew it on.
01:13:42.000 I think it's because there's so much testosterone in people's drinking water now, leftover from men on peptides.
01:13:49.000 And then when you use it.
01:13:50.000 Oh, did it cancel out?
01:13:51.000 I thought there was so much.
01:13:52.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
01:13:53.000 So it canceled out the birth control, and now it's pure testosterone.
01:13:56.000 So are the frogs straight again?
01:13:57.000 I hope so.
01:13:58.000 We need to ask Alex.
01:13:59.000 Yeah, the frogs have mustaches.
01:14:01.000 Yeah, now the frogs are Chad's.
01:14:04.000 They're obese.
01:14:05.000 Alex, are you happy now?
01:14:06.000 Yeah, well, you know, when it comes to Alex Jones, too, I know, like, he had some heat with Tim recently, but I will say this.
01:14:14.000 The guy was right about a lot of stuff before other people.
01:14:16.000 I know now he's gotten kind of crazy, but a lot of his crazy conspiracy theorists, like.
01:14:20.000 Who's? 0.99
01:14:21.000 I'm saying Alex Jones, you know, when it comes to estrogen and frogs turning gay, all that stuff sounds retarded. 0.99
01:14:26.000 That was atrazine. 1.00
01:14:27.000 But I'm saying the atrazine, like, A lot of the stuff now, and this is an argument I would make.
01:14:32.000 I'm not even trying to defend Alex Showman's, but I talk about this on my show, Real America's Voice, Monday through Friday, 11 p.m. Eastern.
01:14:37.000 That's a sweet plug or a cheap plug.
01:14:39.000 But I will say this, Tim, and I want to get y'all's opinion.
01:14:42.000 We have this impression that it's right versus left, but really, I think it's the globalists versus the nationalists.
01:14:48.000 I think there's people like Ilhan Omar that want to just take away our borders and import the third world, and those are the people that have globalism as their shining light or their North Star.
01:14:59.000 And then there's people that are fighting against that, whether they're conservative or whether they consider themselves Democrat.
01:15:04.000 There's some people that want to put America first.
01:15:06.000 And I think that is where, like, fundamentally we're divided the people that want to take away America's sovereignty and people that want to keep it.
01:15:13.000 And I don't think it's always just right versus left.
01:15:15.000 No, it's not.
01:15:16.000 I agree with that.
01:15:17.000 I agree.
01:15:19.000 Okay.
01:15:20.000 Well, you don't think they were pushing towards globalism?
01:15:22.000 You don't think, though?
01:15:23.000 I don't think, no matter which side you pick, it's globalism.
01:15:27.000 Yes, because the conservatives and foreign affairs are like the most important thing.
01:15:30.000 So, yeah, I mean, I think there is a point to be made.
01:15:32.000 So, the question is if you pick the right, you're getting American hegemonic global power.
01:15:36.000 If you pick the left, you're getting Davos hegemonic global power. 0.96
01:15:39.000 So, do you want gay communists in charge or do you want like Trump? 1.00
01:15:44.000 We got a couple homos on our side, too. 1.00
01:15:47.000 Let's not forget. 1.00
01:15:48.000 Yeah, Trump has the gayest cabinet. 0.97
01:15:50.000 Yeah, Scott Besson is the highest. 0.96
01:15:53.000 Okay, but he's not like the best of them.
01:15:55.000 Scott Besson is a bunch of people.
01:15:57.000 He is, but like he just kind of has a pink house and keeps to himself.
01:16:01.000 He's not like out in the Pride parade, you know, wearing the shorts.
01:16:04.000 He's definitely been to a Pride parade in his life.
01:16:07.000 Maybe.
01:16:08.000 It's been a while.
01:16:08.000 Yeah, but we haven't seen it.
01:16:09.000 And that's what matters. 0.81
01:16:10.000 He's the type of gay that he's in the reports for telling people to come outside and then he punches him in the face and then Elon Musk walks back in with the black guy and like. 1.00
01:16:17.000 No, see, let me tell you why you ladies are so wrong. 0.97
01:16:20.000 Because, and I have to mansplain this, and I mean this with all due respect. 1.00
01:16:25.000 There's nothing worse than a closeted gay guy. 0.99
01:16:28.000 If you're going to be gay, be gay. 1.00
01:16:30.000 Oh, I like this, da, da, da. 0.99
01:16:31.000 Scott Besant is gay, likes boys, married to a man, but then he tries to act like he's straight. 0.97
01:16:37.000 That hurts us straight men. 0.97
01:16:38.000 You know what I mean?
01:16:39.000 That makes us look bad.
01:16:40.000 Every man is flamboyant.
01:16:41.000 And also, he's not closeted. 1.00
01:16:43.000 I would prefer if the homos kind of kept it. 1.00
01:16:46.000 You want them to be like Graham? 1.00
01:16:47.000 You think so?
01:16:47.000 Yeah, that's how it should be.
01:16:48.000 Well, Graham wasn't exactly discreet.
01:16:50.000 He was.
01:16:51.000 He had his ladybug.
01:16:52.000 My name is Lindsay Graham.
01:16:53.000 And it was like, okay.
01:16:54.000 And I'm a Disneyland.
01:16:55.000 And I have a bubble wand.
01:16:56.000 And it's like, okay, well, this is a little, this is pretty clear.
01:17:00.000 But like, you know, just a gay guy that talks normal, that's great.
01:17:03.000 That's fine.
01:17:05.000 I like that.
01:17:05.000 I don't know if they can help it.
01:17:07.000 Well, Scott Besson's okay.
01:17:09.000 Well, they do say that you can't help it because when gay guys go get surgery and they get anesthesia, especially when they're in anesthesia, they talk normal.
01:17:15.000 They're like, yeah, I'm like this.
01:17:17.000 Look it up. 0.98
01:17:18.000 You can look up gay guys under anesthesia.
01:17:20.000 All of a sudden, their voice goes down a few octaves and they're very masculine. 0.99
01:17:25.000 Huh.
01:17:25.000 So that's the trick.
01:17:27.000 I guess.
01:17:27.000 I don't know.
01:17:28.000 But Scott Besant, probably a smart guy, brilliant guy.
01:17:31.000 You can just tell by talking to him.
01:17:33.000 But I'd like him to be a little more flamboyant.
01:17:35.000 I'd like it if he went in there in high heels and a nice suit.
01:17:37.000 Or like a pastel suit, too.
01:17:39.000 Yeah.
01:17:39.000 I mean, come on, gay it up.
01:17:40.000 If you're going to be gay, don't go halfway. 1.00
01:17:43.000 I'm the opposite. 0.98
01:17:44.000 I'm like, if you're going to be gay, just be normal. 0.99
01:17:45.000 Be in the closet. 0.99
01:17:46.000 Be normal.
01:17:46.000 Don't be in the closet.
01:17:48.000 No, but just don't, you know, it gets a little much sometimes.
01:17:52.000 It's like, you can still be normal and just be happy. 0.57
01:17:55.000 I think the Trump gays are normal. 0.96
01:17:57.000 Well, okay. 1.00
01:17:58.000 Well, we can do get out after this.
01:18:01.000 Yeah, we can talk.
01:18:02.000 There's been a lot of stuff I want to say to you, but I'm like, oh, we're not with our friend Guru.
01:18:06.000 I'll just text you under the table.
01:18:08.000 Yeah.
01:18:09.000 We don't want to get kicked off YouTube.
01:18:10.000 But who do we think is going to win in Florida, Tammy?
01:18:14.000 You think Donald has it?
01:18:16.000 Well, he just called a trans person, sir.
01:18:21.000 It's ma'am!
01:18:22.000 And that's actually what happened.
01:18:23.000 Yeah, you want to watch?
01:18:23.000 Here we go.
01:18:24.000 I should probably help him check this out.
01:18:26.000 I'm a man.
01:18:26.000 Team files currently, sir.
01:18:28.000 I'm not a sir, I'm a man.
01:18:30.000 As a member of Congress, I voted to actually release those files.
01:18:39.000 That's number one. 0.98
01:18:44.000 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99
01:18:45.000 Are you fucking kidding me? 1.00
01:18:46.000 A woman hearted sir? 1.00
01:18:47.000 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00
01:18:48.000 I'm listening to the voice in my ears. 1.00
01:18:52.000 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00
01:18:53.000 Yeah, because you don't see the rest of me, right? 1.00
01:18:56.000 There's going to be a woman there. 1.00
01:18:58.000 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00
01:18:59.000 People are psychos. 1.00
01:19:00.000 Sir, we are going to make sure. 0.99
01:19:01.000 Sir again? 0.99
01:19:02.000 You belittle her enough.
01:19:02.000 Yes.
01:19:03.000 You belittle this six, but there's nothing about her that's little. 0.59
01:19:07.000 All of these people are psychopaths, and Byron Donalds handled that like a pro. 0.94
01:19:11.000 He did, and transgenders are less than 0.01% of the population. 1.00
01:19:15.000 They're such a small amount of the population. 0.96
01:19:17.000 He should have called the other lady yelling at him, sir, as well. 1.00
01:19:20.000 I like how the lady, you could tell who's actually a female because the female is hysterical. 0.99
01:19:20.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:19:25.000 He's actually still very hysterical.
01:19:26.000 The male was like, F off. 0.86
01:19:27.000 And the female was like, How dare you? 0.99
01:19:29.000 You can see a woman's face. 0.55
01:19:30.000 Standing right there, and it's like a six foot tall, burly man.
01:19:33.000 It's literally just a guy with long hair. 0.55
01:19:35.000 Which I'm just imagining, like, let's just go back in time to the Salem witch trials, and there's like two dudes sitting with two chicks, and they're just being like, See, this is why we're having the witch trials right now.
01:19:45.000 You know, these women are hysterical, and the other women are going, I know they're crazy. 0.99
01:19:50.000 Well, a woman, I mean, maybe these two lovely ladies will admit that women are crazy, but uh, I would say that women are pretty crazy, but men are too. 0.99
01:19:59.000 But uh, I know that, yeah, but you know, like men are crazy for different reasons, yeah. 0.98
01:20:03.000 And it was different ways. 0.99
01:20:04.000 I was talking to my wife about this, and it was actually funny because I jokingly was like, Well, you know what they say, like women are crazy.
01:20:08.000 And she looks at me and she's like, You guys are jumping off of buildings outside.
01:20:12.000 Like you've got these skate ramps.
01:20:13.000 I watched one guy jump off 10 feet and slam into the ground. 1.00
01:20:16.000 You guys are nuts. 1.00
01:20:17.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:20:17.000 And then I thought about it for a second and I was like, yeah, you're right, actually. 1.00
01:20:21.000 Guys are just crazy in a different way, you know?
01:20:23.000 It's part of our charm and allure that we're crazy in a different way than men are. 0.95
01:20:27.000 No, but you know what?
01:20:27.000 I thought about it like, women are crazy about people and men are crazy about things.
01:20:30.000 Guys are like, I'm going to jump off this roof and survive.
01:20:33.000 And then he like busts both his legs and there's like, yeah. 1.00
01:20:36.000 And women are like, you're nuts. 1.00
01:20:37.000 But then women are like, how dare you call me a name? 1.00
01:20:40.000 You know what I mean? 1.00
01:20:41.000 I do think you're right.
01:20:42.000 Some people are more sensitive than others.
01:20:44.000 But here's the thing if you watch a guy do a backflip off of like a Building into the ground, and he gets up and he's got like bruised heels.
01:20:52.000 If a woman called him crazy, he'd be like, Yup, and he'd laugh. 0.59
01:20:55.000 But if a woman started screaming about trans, he called her crazy, like, don't you call me? 0.98
01:20:58.000 Then she'd freak out. 0.97
01:20:59.000 Yeah, that's why. 0.51
01:21:01.000 There's a double standard.
01:21:02.000 There's a double standard with a lot of stuff. 1.00
01:21:03.000 Like a woman sleeps with a lot of guys, she's a slut. 1.00
01:21:06.000 A guy sleeps with a lot of women, he's a. 1.00
01:21:07.000 Yeah, but that's the thing.
01:21:08.000 Like, you know, you know the saying.
01:21:09.000 Like, you know, you know the saying about.
01:21:12.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:21:12.000 Well, yeah, a lock.
01:21:13.000 A lock that can be opened at any key is a terrible lock, but a key that can open any lock is a great key.
01:21:17.000 What about a pencil?
01:21:19.000 Sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils, but the pencil gets torn down every single time.
01:21:23.000 Is that the opposite to that?
01:21:25.000 I've heard that before.
01:21:26.000 I also think it's pretty sharp. 1.00
01:21:27.000 Yeah, but I think you could argue that, like, the more pencils the vagina sharpens, the weaker the sharpening. 1.00
01:21:32.000 The pencil is definitely suffering a lot more than the sharpener is. 0.96
01:21:36.000 I know, but okay, okay, and I don't want to get too crude, but I will say this.
01:21:41.000 And I watch enough like these interviews where they ask people, you know, sex workers, this and that.
01:21:45.000 You know, that like these rape charges, one woman, they can tell when you lost your virginity. 0.97
01:21:50.000 I'm saying there's like permanent damage every time a woman has sex. 1.00
01:21:53.000 To the vagina. 1.00
01:21:54.000 You know that, right? 1.00
01:21:55.000 You said permanent damage.
01:21:55.000 Permanent.
01:21:56.000 That's what they say.
01:21:56.000 That's what they say.
01:21:57.000 That's not even me.
01:21:58.000 No, there's no.
01:21:58.000 Who says that?
01:21:59.000 Yes, it is.
01:22:00.000 Permanent damage.
01:22:00.000 Every little bit.
01:22:01.000 Well, every time you hit it, it's like a baseball mitt.
01:22:04.000 It's like a baseball mitt.
01:22:05.000 The more you loosen up a baseball mitt, yes, it is.
01:22:08.000 It doesn't just get tighter.
01:22:10.000 It doesn't just all of a sudden come back together like leather and the skin.
01:22:13.000 I swear.
01:22:14.000 That's what.
01:22:14.000 I know.
01:22:15.000 You can push on a 10 pound child.
01:22:15.000 Why do you think.
01:22:17.000 I know.
01:22:17.000 And it barely comes back to the same.
01:22:19.000 That's why they have vagina rhinoplasty. 1.00
01:22:20.000 It's like one of the biggest surgeries out there right now. 1.00
01:22:23.000 That's not for that reason.
01:22:24.000 That's labia plastic. 0.98
01:22:25.000 No. 0.79
01:22:25.000 Yeah. 0.79
01:22:26.000 That's for cosmetic.
01:22:27.000 Purposes.
01:22:27.000 That's not.
01:22:28.000 I'm just saying, you stretch something out enough, it might say stretched out.
01:22:31.000 That might sound crazy, whatever. 0.99
01:22:33.000 So, yeah, but a penis says it's like the difference between a hammer and a glove. 0.99
01:22:37.000 Like the hammer is. 1.00
01:22:38.000 You know, this sounds like to me, like you ever see the 40 year old virgin?
01:22:41.000 Yeah, I know.
01:22:41.000 And he's like, you know, it feels like a bag of sand.
01:22:43.000 Yeah, we're trying to describe it.
01:22:44.000 Looking at him like. 0.80
01:22:46.000 Like, what is it like when you have sex? 0.99
01:22:47.000 It's like a bag of sand. 0.96
01:22:49.000 Hot dog down the hallway.
01:22:51.000 Holding a bag of sand.
01:22:52.000 But that line was silly because, like, anybody who's ever seen a boob knows it's not a bag of sand.
01:22:58.000 Yeah, well, that's a great movie, though.
01:23:00.000 Steve Carell is like one of the best ever.
01:23:02.000 That's a. 0.99
01:23:03.000 And then doesn't he like bang some old lady or something? 0.67
01:23:05.000 A grandma. 0.75
01:23:06.000 He ends up marrying a grandma. 0.79
01:23:09.000 Like the first woman he's with is a grandma.
01:23:10.000 Does he actually lose Virginia?
01:23:12.000 I just remember the time where he gets his body waxed.
01:23:15.000 That was it.
01:23:16.000 Yeah, that was a great scene.
01:23:16.000 Iconic.
01:23:18.000 Yeah, he ends up dating that woman, and it turns out she's a grandma, and he's like, you're a hot grandma or something.
01:23:22.000 Oh, yeah, but yeah, she happened to be a grandma, but she was actually hot.
01:23:25.000 Yeah, yeah, I remember that. 1.00
01:23:27.000 There were a couple of those in Congress.
01:23:29.000 A grandma.
01:23:29.000 What?
01:23:30.000 Well, Lauren Bobert. 1.00
01:23:31.000 Lauren Bobert's a grandmother.
01:23:32.000 What, really?
01:23:33.000 Yeah, well, are you kidding?
01:23:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:23:36.000 For Tim, I think Lauren's actually like a year or two younger than us, and she is a grandmother.
01:23:40.000 Yeah.
01:23:40.000 I mean, that's normal, actually.
01:23:41.000 Yeah, she's a proud grandmother.
01:23:43.000 I love Lauren.
01:23:44.000 I got.
01:23:44.000 Like, look, if a woman had a kid at 20, and then when she's 40 or her kid had a kid, she'd be a grandma at 40.
01:23:50.000 I think she actually had the kid.
01:23:51.000 Yeah.
01:23:52.000 I think she had her kid at 21.
01:23:53.000 Her son had a kid at like 17 or something.
01:23:56.000 Yeah.
01:23:57.000 Oh, and then, but did you guys hear that?
01:23:58.000 And gosh, I don't want to define.
01:24:00.000 But even with Lauren Bobert's son, they got in trouble with this sex scandal for sharing a nude of his girlfriend.
01:24:05.000 The girl was 17 at the time and he was 18.
01:24:07.000 So I know that that sounds like.
01:24:09.000 Where at?
01:24:10.000 I think it was Colorado.
01:24:11.000 Because we've been over this.
01:24:13.000 The age of consent in the United States is like it's like 70% 16 years old, yeah, yeah, but like DC is 16.
01:24:42.000 I think I think I I guess that was a Romeo and Juliet laws, yeah.
01:24:50.000 But but I think it was because he shared images of somebody that was under 18.
01:24:53.000 Well, you shouldn't do that, yeah.
01:24:55.000 I agree, I'm not, but they made it sound like he's like Jeffrey Epstein on Epstein's Island with like 14 year olds.
01:25:00.000 Well, that's the thing about the Lindsey Graham thing where they're like one of the male escorts was underage, and it's like, no, Lindsey Graham is still disgusting, but in DC, underage would be would be would be under 16, and the guy was 17, so they like they're just and and like I'm just like, dude, Lindsey Graham is dead.
01:25:18.000 I don't like I'm who are you going after?
01:25:20.000 Don't vote for Lindsey Graham.
01:25:21.000 Okay, they won't.
01:25:22.000 He's dead.
01:25:23.000 And is Darlene Graham doing well in the polls? 0.99
01:25:26.000 No, she's doing miserably bad. 0.99
01:25:27.000 She's doing terrible. 1.00
01:25:27.000 Like, they're going to go to her and be like, Your brother was gay. 1.00
01:25:29.000 And she'll be like, I guess he was. 0.97
01:25:31.000 I mean, he was bad.
01:25:32.000 I guess he was.
01:25:34.000 So vote for me for different reasons.
01:25:35.000 And her brother more than that.
01:25:37.000 Gosh.
01:25:37.000 The conspiracy theory now is that they killed Lindsey Graham because of this October surprise.
01:25:42.000 What?
01:25:43.000 No.
01:25:43.000 Well, of course the conspiracy theory would exist.
01:25:46.000 You know what I mean?
01:25:46.000 Yeah, I mean, there's going to be some sort of conspiracy, too.
01:25:48.000 He's connected with Israel, this and that.
01:25:50.000 But I don't know.
01:25:51.000 I thought the conspiracy theory was that he had just gotten back from Ukraine and that, like, Russia killed Homer. 0.57
01:25:56.000 Yeah, yeah, they bled.
01:25:57.000 That was one of the arguments that he was actually killed in a bombing and they didn't want to say Russia did it because it would force us into the war.
01:26:02.000 Oh, yeah, I heard that.
01:26:03.000 Isn't that what he would have wanted?
01:26:06.000 He would have loved the war.
01:26:08.000 Like, he would have loved it.
01:26:08.000 That would have been his goal.
01:26:09.000 He, like, went there thinking, Oh boy, I hope this starts a war with America and Russia.
01:26:13.000 And then they just drop it.
01:26:14.000 They're like, We're not going to war.
01:26:15.000 Well, do we think?
01:26:16.000 I think from all of the information that I'm sure we've all read, it looks like Ukraine is on their last leg.
01:26:22.000 Like, it looks like they are over, man.
01:26:24.000 It is over.
01:26:25.000 But why?
01:26:26.000 I'm reading the news and they're like, Attacking Elon Musk, saying he's not a star length for him. 0.99
01:26:31.000 No, no, I'm just like, why do liberals have this psycho retard obsession with Ukraine? 0.98
01:26:38.000 Like, it really, really annoys me that I can go to these libs that I know and they're like, Ukraine. 0.90
01:26:44.000 I'm like, why?
01:26:44.000 And they go, you like Russia.
01:26:46.000 And I'm like, okay. 0.94
01:26:48.000 Well, they think Russia's anti gay. 0.94
01:26:50.000 I don't like Russia. 0.97
01:26:51.000 I don't like Vladimir Putin.
01:26:53.000 Of course.
01:26:53.000 Russia started an unjust war.
01:26:54.000 They're bad guys.
01:26:56.000 But these people only just found out Ukraine was a country a year ago.
01:27:00.000 And the USSR, what was it in power like 78 or 81?
01:27:03.000 I forget.
01:27:04.000 69 years.
01:27:04.000 69 years.
01:27:05.000 I'm just saying, these are fairly new lines drawn in the sand.
01:27:10.000 So the fact that 2 million people, they speculate 1 million Ukrainians and 1 million Russians have died for the Donbass region because of a couple people that actually wanted to identify as Russian, to me it seems like a big waste.
01:27:20.000 I kind of understand Zelensky's arguments like, we don't want to just give up territory to a foreign invader.
01:27:25.000 But at the same time, like, you were part of this USSR, it was a big conglomerate.
01:27:28.000 It's just, I feel like his situation is different than if Mexico was trying to take over part of.
01:27:32.000 Texas, you know, the history is there's a farther in between.
01:27:37.000 Well, you have a Russia that had a military base in Crimea and they wanted access to it.
01:27:40.000 You're going to get a war.
01:27:40.000 Yeah.
01:27:41.000 And it's not that crazy.
01:27:42.000 And I think if Zelensky actually cared about his constituents and his citizens. 0.68
01:27:46.000 You know why we're at war with Iran? 0.71
01:27:48.000 The petrodollar ended. 0.88
01:27:49.000 War was over.
01:27:50.000 Well, no, but that's why we actually were going after, that's why we actually took out Muammar Gaddafi in Libya.
01:27:57.000 And now we went to Venezuela.
01:27:58.000 They wanted to put the petrodollar on the African dinar.
01:28:01.000 Saddam Hussein wanted to trade in euros, Gaddafi in dinar. 0.51
01:28:04.000 He wanted to create an African union.
01:28:05.000 So they got removed.
01:28:07.000 The petrodollar deal formally ended with Saudi Arabia.
01:28:10.000 So, the U.S. is basically like, okay, we're about to lose everything we've got, so we'll go to war. 0.99
01:28:15.000 Well, this is my argument that I do make on a lot of college campuses, even though I, I mean, if I'm being honest, I do say it kind of half heartedly because I hope that I'm right.
01:28:21.000 I mean, I hope this is the plan, is that maybe Donald Trump is playing 6D chess.
01:28:25.000 Maybe he is playing 7D chess.
01:28:27.000 Seven, seventh dimensions.
01:28:29.000 Nine multiversal chess.
01:28:31.000 I know it sounds crazy, but I do think you have to go to this level because what if this was a master plan?
01:28:36.000 What if he wanted every single Gulf state country or every country in the Middle East?
01:28:41.000 Bombing each other's resources, making it so every single country in the world were reliant on American energy.
01:28:48.000 He's trying to create a new liberal economic order between the US, Russia, and China.
01:28:51.000 And this ensures that we're going to stay on the petrodollar, especially if all these other people have to spend millions of dollars or billions of dollars.
01:28:57.000 He's cutting out Europe because Europe doesn't produce energy.
01:28:59.000 Yeah, and they can buy it from America.
01:29:01.000 I think they already buy a lot from America.
01:29:03.000 So I know now that people are getting so mad that he's lifting the sanctions on Russia to try to help with the diesel prices.
01:29:10.000 I think that's an indication that Ukraine lost the war.
01:29:12.000 Because they're not, like, right now, The U.S. needs energy on the market, and Ukraine does not contribute it. 0.78
01:29:12.000 Ukraine's over. 0.78
01:29:12.000 Yeah. 0.78
01:29:19.000 I am fascinated by the psychology of like the type of liberal that lives in a really affluent area that has no ties to Ukraine.
01:29:27.000 That's like, I'm going to put a Ukrainian flag in my window. 0.96
01:29:30.000 Well, it's a victim. 0.64
01:29:31.000 Suicidal empathy is what they call that.
01:29:33.000 It's like you want to, like, you know that there are the victims, so you want to be on their side.
01:29:39.000 It's like posting the black square on Instagram. 0.76
01:29:40.000 I know, like, you want to take on the underdog side.
01:29:42.000 You want to take on the marginalized community, even if you aren't a member of that community. 0.79
01:29:45.000 So I feel like they feel like Ukraine's a victim, so they're just trying to.
01:29:49.000 Get some sort of clout by this is crazy.
01:29:52.000 I see that like when I go to Georgetown or like Old Town in Virginia, really beautiful historic areas, and you just see like these wealthy people, they're retired.
01:29:52.000 I don't know.
01:30:00.000 It's a Saturday morning, and they like look out their window and they see the Ukrainian flag.
01:30:06.000 I'm like, really?
01:30:07.000 This is how we're spending time now?
01:30:09.000 They've never been to Kiev, they've never been there, and they'd love to.
01:30:11.000 Well, they couldn't point it out on the map, which, like, same, but you know, I don't have a Ukrainian flag in my window.
01:30:18.000 Well, now I can, but I couldn't be, you know, five years ago.
01:30:21.000 I know that.
01:30:22.000 It's bizarre. 0.53
01:30:23.000 The thing with Russia that scares me, and you know, I think you guys are right in your assessment on Ukraine that it's probably Jover for them, but I don't think that Russia will necessarily stop with Ukraine. 0.76
01:30:33.000 I think. 0.93
01:30:34.000 Oh, you think they'll keep going in there?
01:30:35.000 Well, and I didn't think this before, but I went to Eastern Europe earlier this year.
01:30:40.000 I was.
01:30:41.000 One of the places I went to was Narva, Estonia, and it's basically kind of how you guys described, kind of like a leftover Russian town from before the fall of the Soviet Union.
01:30:49.000 And it's separated by a river.
01:30:51.000 On one side of the river, there is a Russian castle, and on one side of the river, there is an Estonian castle.
01:30:56.000 Medieval kind of rebuilt castle.
01:30:59.000 And on the Russian side, they display propaganda posters and hold concerts and have politicians speak.
01:31:05.000 And you could go on the Estonian side of the border and look across the river and see the posters saying in Russian that Narva is part of Russia, we're not going to stop and we want Narva.
01:31:17.000 And it's a border town of Estonia.
01:31:18.000 And so I feel like, I'm not super educated on the issue, but seeing that in person was very surreal and made me feel like some of the fears about.
01:31:27.000 Russia not stopping with Ukraine were very real because they have posters displayed for Estonians to read.
01:31:33.000 Yeah, and they're mobilizing in Kaliningrad, which is freaky. 0.61
01:31:37.000 So we think that Putin is going to continue on his surge like Hitler was. 0.70
01:31:41.000 He needs the war industrialized economy because the damage they've sustained. 0.86
01:31:45.000 And it has helped their economy. 0.65
01:31:46.000 They say their economy is actually.
01:31:48.000 It's given him a command structure over the economy, which he needs.
01:31:51.000 And once they stop now, they're going to tank.
01:31:54.000 So keeping the war going.
01:31:55.000 It's a million soldiers allegedly, or like 800,000.
01:31:57.000 Yeah, of course.
01:31:59.000 Yeah, this is like a million Ukrainians and around 800,000.
01:32:01.000 The point is this when you start a war, you pay for it by stealing the resources.
01:32:05.000 So they have now, now they're basically like, okay, we're a trillion in debt, so we need to go steal, secure another trillion.
01:32:11.000 Well, and like when all of the American businesses left Russia, and then they just like left all of the existing infrastructure for all the businesses. 0.71
01:32:20.000 So, like, all the companies like Starbucks, the McDonald's that used to be in Russia, now it's just like the Russian version.
01:32:26.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:32:26.000 StarCop.
01:32:28.000 And it's actually, and it's totally helped their economy.
01:32:30.000 Like, all of the existing infrastructure, all of like the, the griddles to make burgers at McDonald's are still there.
01:32:35.000 It's just rebranded, and now it's like, A Russian owned company. 0.88
01:32:38.000 So it's like, okay, good one.
01:32:39.000 Checkmate liberals.
01:32:41.000 Like, okay, nice. 1.00
01:32:42.000 It's kind of stupid. 0.99
01:32:44.000 And I don't, you know, honestly, even though we're fighting a proxy war with Russia, like sanctioning all their oligarchs and stuff, I don't know if that really helps us out either. 0.99
01:32:52.000 You know what I mean?
01:32:53.000 Like, I know it seems like, oh, we're taking their yachts and we're selling them, but to me, it seems like a drop in the bucket.
01:32:58.000 It doesn't, I don't know if that really changes things or if that makes us seem that much more powerful. 0.72
01:33:02.000 I feel like it just makes us a bigger enemy to Russia and makes them, it only encourages them more to support Iran in a proxy war, right? 0.66
01:33:09.000 Like, At some point, we have to realize that China and Russia are two biggest threats, and now you could say Iran. 0.87
01:33:15.000 Me, a pacifist, we should try to figure out ways to come to the negotiation table so we're not fighting potential wars with them. 0.99
01:33:20.000 And it seems like we could care less about that.
01:33:23.000 I feel like NATO's been kind of unnecessarily antagonistic.
01:33:26.000 I don't know, maybe that's a hot take, but because they have that arrogance knowing that they'll have America's support.
01:33:32.000 And it's like, okay, well, what if we weren't there?
01:33:36.000 And it's like, I feel like a lot of this wouldn't have happened if we just weren't part of NATO, but.
01:33:40.000 I think that's a nice.
01:33:41.000 I think earlier this year, a lot of NATO countries, particularly the ones that border Russia, were a little bit scared that we were going to pull out.
01:33:49.000 At least that's kind of.
01:33:51.000 They were actually afraid, though.
01:33:52.000 They didn't want to move forward.
01:33:53.000 So, like, when I was on this trip in Eastern Europe, I went to Poland, Finland, and Estonia, and I spoke to some of their.
01:33:53.000 I think so.
01:34:00.000 I spoke to, like, the Finnish Minister of Defense and, like, some high up defense people in each country, and they weren't, like, we're scared, but they were clearly making the argument to me why their contributions to NATO matter and why the United States should remain in NATO because.
01:34:15.000 They need it.
01:34:16.000 They need us a lot more than we need them, for sure.
01:34:20.000 Correct.
01:34:20.000 But they were also making the case for reasons.
01:34:23.000 One example that I didn't really know about was Finland produces icebreakers.
01:34:27.000 We really don't, because it's just not in our geography and our climate.
01:34:31.000 Icebreakers to go through, boats to go through the glaciers and stuff near Russia.
01:34:35.000 And so they were making that sort of argument to me.
01:34:37.000 And I was like, okay.
01:34:38.000 But obviously, they do need us more than them.
01:34:41.000 But they were making the argument, oh, you guys need us too for our stuff.
01:34:47.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't think there's like enough American manufacturing where we can't, like, we have to have a global relationship with all the foreign countries for whatever it is, whether it's like a lot of stuff we just don't make.
01:34:56.000 Yeah, which is the problem.
01:34:57.000 We should be making this stuff.
01:34:58.000 And I know, like, I do all these debates with leftists and, like, aren't you so against the tariffs?
01:35:02.000 And it seems, like, so hypocritical that the people that want to tax the rich all of a sudden get mad when Donald Trump wants to tax a foreign country that's been taking advantage of us through trade for the last hundred years.
01:35:12.000 So I don't know.
01:35:13.000 I don't know how it all, like, equals out and America comes on top.
01:35:16.000 But I think it goes back to the saying that I was saying with globalism, like, America is the big domino.
01:35:21.000 Once we fall, once we become the one world order, the leader of the new world order, which you've heard JD Vance and Donald Trump say, the rest of the world will just follow suit.
01:35:28.000 So it's kind of scary.
01:35:29.000 Like, we are the biggest domino, and that's why we're the biggest target.
01:35:34.000 Word true.
01:35:35.000 That's it.
01:35:36.000 There's no other news.
01:35:37.000 All I'm seeing is just more Ethan clients.
01:35:39.000 Like, literally, everyone's just like, did you see this?
01:35:40.000 Got to get them on the pod.
01:35:41.000 I will.
01:35:42.000 The news is a little slow.
01:35:43.000 Like, I mean, I'm trying to think of the stuff that I was covering this week.
01:35:47.000 It seems like early voting has started almost.
01:35:49.000 No, this week was nuts.
01:35:50.000 Just today has kind of calmed down.
01:35:52.000 What do you mean?
01:35:52.000 What was yesterday?
01:35:53.000 I even covered yesterday.
01:35:53.000 I'm trying to think about it.
01:35:54.000 Well, I mean, even today, we had two FBI agents indicted and charged.
01:35:57.000 We had the top Democrat arrested and charged.
01:35:59.000 We have Ilhan Omar, fake name.
01:36:01.000 Like, yo, it's been a long time.
01:36:04.000 Elon Musk just put a billion dollars into giving kids Skydance.
01:36:08.000 No, into Skydance.
01:36:09.000 So we'll own a piece of it, he'll own CNN.
01:36:10.000 Well, did you see Barry Weiss is allegedly going to be out at CBS?
01:36:14.000 Have you heard that rumor?
01:36:15.000 I did not see that.
01:36:16.000 Elon Musk buying into the parent company of CNN, he's going to go there and be like, you're done.
01:36:22.000 You can't disparage your boss anymore.
01:36:24.000 Well, me.
01:36:24.000 No, Elon's taking over the world.
01:36:26.000 Well, me and Donnie Osmond or whatever, he just shared me and him.
01:36:26.000 Can we do that?
01:36:29.000 Donnie Osmond?
01:36:29.000 You know the Donnie guy?
01:36:31.000 Donnie Sullivan.
01:36:32.000 Yeah, actually, I like Donnie Sullivan.
01:36:33.000 I kind of confronted him at a Tony Bourne event that he was at covering during the.
01:36:36.000 Did you call him gay or something?
01:36:38.000 I called him short.
01:36:39.000 And then he included me in his recent documentary.
01:36:42.000 And he kind of trolled me a little bit, but I trolled him a lot harder.
01:36:46.000 But when it comes to CNN, that would be.
01:36:49.000 If they actually got Elon Musk to go in there and then tell them to actually be a little more moderate in their views, their ratings would probably go way up.
01:36:56.000 So they'd be lucky to have a guy like Elon Musk a part of their company.
01:37:01.000 Nobody watches. 0.99
01:37:03.000 I don't believe anybody watches Fox News, CNN, other than boomers that are just. 0.99
01:37:06.000 They don't want to see the news channel. 0.99
01:37:08.000 Correct.
01:37:08.000 Nobody's.
01:37:09.000 No young people are going.
01:37:10.000 I want the CNN package.
01:37:12.000 They'd be $100,000 in the key demo, bro.
01:37:14.000 Yeah, none of them even have kids.
01:37:15.000 That's crazy.
01:37:16.000 We're bigger than that. 0.99
01:37:16.000 It's ridiculous. 0.99
01:37:17.000 Yeah, and it's just, I don't know. 0.81
01:37:19.000 I don't know where the new.
01:37:21.000 And Tim, though, like you said earlier, now the alternative media has kind of taken over, but at the same exact time, now the alternative media is oversaturated.
01:37:29.000 So it's just.
01:37:30.000 Everyone's got a podcast.
01:37:31.000 Yeah, I'm just going to quit doing media and start making weapons.
01:37:34.000 Yeah, well, that's.
01:37:35.000 Palmer Lucky, you were talking about that.
01:37:38.000 What weapon would you make first?
01:37:38.000 Yeah, I'm just like.
01:37:41.000 Right now, I mean, I don't know.
01:37:43.000 What I will say is, have you seen the taser gloves that went viral?
01:37:48.000 Yeah.
01:37:48.000 Me and my guys were working on that prototype 15 years ago.
01:37:53.000 15 years ago, me and my guys were building taser gloves because what we wanted to do was you can set the current.
01:38:02.000 I'm not an electric guy, so I don't know for sure exactly what high amps, low volts, or something like that.
01:38:07.000 Or it might be high volts, low amps.
01:38:09.000 It's painless, but it locks your muscles in place.
01:38:12.000 So, we were like, let's put electrodes in a glove so if you grab someone's arm, it paralyzes their arm.
01:38:17.000 And then it was funny because my guy was like, oh, I know somebody who works for Insert Big Sport Company.
01:38:21.000 And he's like, let's reach out to them, see if they'll sponsor the video.
01:38:23.000 We'll make a video about it.
01:38:25.000 And he called the marketing guy and they were like, this sounds super cool.
01:38:30.000 Definitely.
01:38:31.000 And they got a call back an hour later.
01:38:32.000 He's like, dude, my boss is like, you're absolutely not turning our gloves into weapons.
01:38:36.000 So, we were doing stuff like that.
01:38:38.000 We were also doing drone experiments.
01:38:39.000 We did the first ever live broadcast through a drone.
01:38:42.000 And so we were actually working on means of taking drones out of the sky.
01:38:45.000 One of the things was to have it basically like Spider Man, a bunch of spiders.
01:38:48.000 Well, the nets, I think that's what they're doing in the UK.
01:38:50.000 And they just put up those big nets.
01:38:51.000 So we were building all of this before anyone ever did it.
01:38:54.000 And I'm like, if me and my friends went down that path, we'd probably be billionaires.
01:38:58.000 You got to sell this to the government.
01:39:00.000 No, everyone's already there in front of us.
01:39:03.000 Oh.
01:39:03.000 Andrell made the EMP pulse that knocks them out of the sky.
01:39:06.000 Yeah, the electromagnetic pulse.
01:39:07.000 I haven't seen the taser gloves yet.
01:39:09.000 Well, one subject, I actually wrote a couple of things down before the show because I was preparing on the flight here.
01:39:14.000 One thing we got to talk about this, Tim, I've got to get your opinion.
01:39:16.000 I'm sure you've already covered it.
01:39:18.000 But Brian Cole is not the pipe bomber.
01:39:21.000 I mean, I think that. 0.96
01:39:22.000 That would happen.
01:39:22.000 What's that?
01:39:23.000 You haven't seen that?
01:39:24.000 How Steve Baker.
01:39:24.000 There's video footage of him.
01:39:25.000 Steve Baker just.
01:39:26.000 Oh, he's got an alibi now.
01:39:27.000 Well, so now they show.
01:39:27.000 Yeah.
01:39:29.000 So it's that lady? 1.00
01:39:29.000 They show. 1.00
01:39:30.000 Well, we don't know if it's a lady, but we see the person that's wearing a gray sweatshirt, who allegedly is a lady, right near the RNC and DNC headquarters.
01:39:38.000 And then they have surveillance footage at the same exact time.
01:39:41.000 And Brian Cole Jr. He's on the South Side.
01:39:44.000 And, you know, it's funny.
01:39:44.000 He's wearing a Washington Redskins mask.
01:39:46.000 Like, you can tell it.
01:39:50.000 And his grandmother posted a picture of the jacket that she bought him.
01:39:52.000 He's wearing that jacket.
01:39:53.000 So you can, you might not be able to tell it's Brian, but you can kind of tell it's Brian, if that makes sense.
01:39:57.000 He's walking the similar gait.
01:39:58.000 It's just all the clues.
01:40:01.000 I think the issue is there's a preponderance of evidence that it was that lady, but it was a sanctioned government operation.
01:40:10.000 So they're like, we're not going to imprison somebody who was ordered to do a thing and followed orders.
01:40:14.000 But this is to a bigger thing. 0.95
01:40:16.000 January 6th, yes, there are some crazy guys.
01:40:18.000 One of my best friends, Luke Coffey, he was just a guy that was mad about the election.
01:40:21.000 Like he wasn't a fed or anything.
01:40:23.000 But there were feds there.
01:40:25.000 I don't care what anybody says.
01:40:26.000 There were definitely agent provocateurs.
01:40:28.000 Yes.
01:40:29.000 So were they the ones leading and knocking down the barricades?
01:40:32.000 Maybe.
01:40:33.000 I don't know.
01:40:33.000 But I just do not believe the official story.
01:40:35.000 I think Nancy Pelosi could have put in more security, yet she's having her son in law do a documentary during it all.
01:40:41.000 So she wasn't that worried about the safety.
01:40:42.000 And then just the fact that they make it seem like it was the biggest terrorist attack on American soil since September 11th, yet they were able to reconvene in, I think, three hours and certify the election.
01:40:51.000 So it obviously was not the worst terror attack because I don't remember 9 11 being cleared in three hours.
01:40:57.000 So it's like something about January 6th, the pipe bomber.
01:41:00.000 I think it's all kind of one problem.
01:41:02.000 And we're never going to get answers because I was talking about this.
01:41:05.000 John Gross, who's my attorney, he was just on Tucker's show talking about this, how he got a job in the Department of.
01:41:09.000 Justice and he started writing memos saying we need to investigate the January 6th committee, and he got fired for it.
01:41:15.000 They literally said, We're not going to investigate the Department of Justice, this is not going to do an investigation on the Department of Justice.
01:41:20.000 So, I just think there's a lot of smoke, there's probably fire in the January 5th bomber and January 6th.
01:41:25.000 Alex, you're a chicken in a chicken coop, bro.
01:41:27.000 That's true. 1.00
01:41:28.000 I'm a rat in a cage, like smashing pumpkins. 0.91
01:41:30.000 What is it? 0.72
01:41:31.000 The farmer is just like, I don't care what you think, bro.
01:41:33.000 Do your little podcast, your little show.
01:41:35.000 The chickens are balking.
01:41:35.000 Oh no, that's exactly what they say.
01:41:37.000 Yeah, like when I hear the chickens going, am I going to be like, Oh, I better go in there and negotiate?
01:41:41.000 Yeah, no, you.
01:41:42.000 No, I'm going to be like, hey, look at him go there. 0.91
01:41:43.000 Here's some feed, and then I'll shut up.
01:41:45.000 Yeah.
01:41:45.000 How do they decide on Brian, though?
01:41:47.000 He's just like a random guy from Virginia.
01:41:48.000 Well, because according to. 0.99
01:41:50.000 He's dimwitted? 0.99
01:41:51.000 Well, according to the. 0.99
01:41:52.000 The report was maybe he was autistic. 0.71
01:41:53.000 He is dimwitted a little, but because the one thing that they have, and this is the people that are like the. 0.54
01:42:01.000 We could call them the Fed sloppers or whatever, the people that are believing the Fed story, is that in his interrogation, and they do, his own family says that he is developmentally a little slow. 0.80
01:42:10.000 At one point, they said that he bought a.
01:42:13.000 Kitchen timer, you know, those timers that you twist that he bought that same kitchen timer.
01:42:17.000 He admitted to them that he bought that same kitchen timer that was allegedly on the bombs.
01:42:21.000 I got we had the thing that that little guy that kid made a clock and yes, he had one of those crappy little twist timers that all of our grandmothers had.
01:42:32.000 Like, so other than that, they really don't have that much evidence other than his like harsh interrogation.
01:42:37.000 So, once again, when it comes to this, I don't know if we're gonna actually get any transparency.
01:42:44.000 I would hope so, but I think Brian Cole did not do that.
01:42:47.000 And I think the evidence, I think it exonerates him, but we'll see what happens.
01:42:52.000 FBI framed him.
01:42:53.000 Well, and the timing on that arrest was like the craziest thing ever.
01:42:56.000 Yeah, so this has no audio, so you can kind of speak through it.
01:43:00.000 It's just music.
01:43:05.000 So that's Brian Cole.
01:43:12.000 He's looking at his phone, how he looks at it. 0.94
01:43:22.000 So that's where the J6 pipe bomber is. 0.96
01:43:24.000 So he's like up there. 0.55
01:43:25.000 He's on, yeah, he's.
01:43:29.000 And that's his Washington.
01:43:29.000 Like, that is not.
01:43:30.000 Wow, this is crazy.
01:43:31.000 Steve Baker got all of this different footage.
01:43:33.000 Wow, great work.
01:43:35.000 Yeah, he did great.
01:43:35.000 Oh, no, this is a huge footage.
01:43:37.000 They thought they could pin it on. 0.66
01:43:38.000 And so at this exact same time stamp, look, now look how the pipe bombers dress. 0.79
01:43:42.000 They're dressed in a gray hoodie, if I remember correctly, and they're just walking different.
01:43:54.000 Like Steve Baker.
01:43:54.000 Because it was a government sanctioned event and they're not going to imprison an agent who was following orders.
01:43:59.000 Yeah, exactly right.
01:44:00.000 And if you're part of a classified mission or operation, there's no obligation for, if it is that, whatever, woman, Carrie Cherkoff, or I forget her name, she has no legal obligation to admit it.
01:44:12.000 I think she could actually get in trouble if she admitted that she was the Piper. 0.99
01:44:15.000 Remember when we saw the footage and I immediately went, that's a woman. 1.00
01:44:20.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:44:20.000 And the reason why is because. 0.99
01:44:23.000 When the bomber bent down to pick something up, the person bent completely at the hips, which men tend not to do because men's center of gravity is too high.
01:44:32.000 So when men bend over, they'll bend their knees a little bit. 0.83
01:44:34.000 As they lean forward, women will just straight lean forward. 0.99
01:44:38.000 That makes sense. 1.00
01:44:38.000 Shawnee Kirchhoff is her name. 1.00
01:44:40.000 Yeah, I mean.
01:44:41.000 And I'm like, it's a woman.
01:44:42.000 And then everyone's like, here's the suspect.
01:44:44.000 It's a woman.
01:44:45.000 And I was like, oh, there it is.
01:44:46.000 Then they're like, no, it's a guy.
01:44:47.000 And I'm like, here's what I want every single guy to do.
01:44:51.000 Okay?
01:44:52.000 And don't actually do this because if you get hurt, it's your own fault.
01:44:55.000 Stand up against the wall with your heels to the wall, bend straight forward to pick something up.
01:44:59.000 You know what happens?
01:45:00.000 You fall forward. 1.00
01:45:01.000 You know what happens if a woman does it? 1.00
01:45:01.000 As will fall over. 1.00
01:45:02.000 Nothing.
01:45:02.000 She just picks it up.
01:45:04.000 Because female center of gravity is closer to the hips. 0.51
01:45:06.000 Well, I don't think Brian Cole Jr. is a pipe bomber, and I don't know if there's enough. 0.99
01:45:10.000 There's a lot of.
01:45:11.000 Thomas Massey filed some stuff that.
01:45:15.000 Well, he said he wants Kash Patel to address it.
01:45:18.000 I wish Kash Patel would.
01:45:19.000 How sad to potentially frame this autistic kid who didn't really. 1.00
01:45:23.000 They ruined his family's life. 1.00
01:45:24.000 They just ruined this kid's life because they wanted to cover their own asses. 1.00
01:45:28.000 It's really. 0.99
01:45:29.000 Well, I think it goes to the other thing.
01:45:32.000 It's like we think that everybody in the government is chickens, bucket chickens.
01:45:36.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:45:37.000 We're just cattle to them.
01:45:41.000 They don't mind if you go to war and somebody dies in war.
01:45:43.000 They probably don't care if somebody gets arrested.
01:45:45.000 Yeah, they got money for wars, but not money to feed the poor.
01:45:47.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:45:48.000 They just got Keefy D. Poor guy got 40 years.
01:45:51.000 Did you see the guy they convicted who allegedly was a killer?
01:45:55.000 Yeah, but they said it's been like a decade.
01:45:56.000 Yeah, but they said he was.
01:45:57.000 It's been more than a decade.
01:45:59.000 It's been four decades, I think.
01:46:00.000 So I said four decades.
01:46:01.000 But.
01:46:01.000 Oh, okay.
01:46:03.000 Keefee D wasn't even the shooter.
01:46:04.000 Allegedly, that everybody in Compton and LA actually knew who the shooter was, and he got killed by Bloods or Crips.
01:46:10.000 So, the actual guy that gunned down Tupac has been dead since shortly after the assassination. 0.71
01:46:16.000 But, Keefee D was associates with this guy, and they gave him 40 years. 0.55
01:46:19.000 So, he's the rest of his life.
01:46:20.000 He's already like 70 or 65.
01:46:21.000 So, it's basically a life sentence.
01:46:24.000 So, the left and the Democrats and Republicans are one big happy family tree.
01:46:28.000 The goal of the politicians is to keep the chickens from going crazy, escaping.
01:46:33.000 Well, but Tim, I know you're kind of saying that condescendingly or kind of sarcastically, but dude, these flock cameras, I know I see like a lot of the right wing people that are defending.
01:46:43.000 You know why they're called flock cameras?
01:46:45.000 Because we're sheep.
01:46:46.000 Because we're chickens.
01:46:48.000 Oh, is chickens part of a flock?
01:46:49.000 Chickens in a chicken coop.
01:46:50.000 We're a flock.
01:46:51.000 So, listen, I think actually, it would actually be for public safety, we should have a camera that's on every corner, but I don't want that camera to have a back door to artificial intelligence where in Dallas, there was.
01:47:04.000 Governor Abbott just took away state funding for flock cameras.
01:47:07.000 Well, the city council immediately held a meeting seeing if the city council would approve if the city would just take over the funding for the.
01:47:14.000 But just listen, Tim, 40 people spoke against the flock cameras.
01:47:17.000 40 people did that?
01:47:18.000 Immediately, eight to one.
01:47:19.000 Let me explain it to you.
01:47:21.000 Beyond the ice wall is Agartha, okay?
01:47:21.000 Overwhelmingly, yes.
01:47:24.000 And that's where free men live.
01:47:27.000 Those might be the only ones. 0.99
01:47:30.000 You are all the intercontinent slaves to mine cobalt.
01:47:34.000 And here's the thing if the people in the intercontinents ever found out that there was advanced civilization and technology, they would revolt.
01:47:40.000 So, as the Tumman quote was I freed many slaves, I would have freed many more if only they knew they were slaves.
01:47:46.000 So, what Agartha, Tartarian, Atlantis agreed upon was never let the intercontinents within the ice ring know they're slaves and they'll never revolt.
01:47:54.000 But.
01:47:55.000 You'll still need management of the slaves.
01:47:57.000 So they send in high profile individuals from Valhalla to come in and help manage things.
01:48:03.000 And when we're done, I mean, when they're done, they go back to Valhalla.
01:48:06.000 Well, okay, let's get into the conspiracies because I just saw something.
01:48:09.000 So they say that the Greek Empire had aqueducts and allegedly had plumbing.
01:48:13.000 And then all of a sudden during the medieval ages, plumbing went away.
01:48:17.000 People were like pooping in the streets. 1.00
01:48:18.000 And then, right, this is true.
01:48:19.000 This is true.
01:48:20.000 Look this up, but supposedly that aqueduct.
01:48:21.000 You mean Roman?
01:48:22.000 Like the Roman, yeah, they had Roman aqueducts.
01:48:24.000 Yeah, actually, I want to say Greek.
01:48:25.000 Yeah, they had plumbing.
01:48:26.000 Then all of a sudden, during the medieval ages, they didn't have plumbing anymore. 1.00
01:48:29.000 It's true, though. 1.00
01:48:30.000 Yes, it is true.
01:48:31.000 But then you can go look at these ornate churches, like the Basilica and blah, blah, blah.
01:48:35.000 None of them have bathrooms.
01:48:36.000 When they were designed, none of them have bathrooms.
01:48:38.000 Well, the conspiracy theory is that there was a superior life force here.
01:48:44.000 Maybe it was like the Nephilim or whatever, and they didn't even use the bathroom.
01:48:47.000 Oh, that's not true. 0.55
01:48:49.000 Maybe.
01:48:49.000 Okay, do you think you poop in heaven?
01:48:52.000 What?
01:48:52.000 Okay, let's just say.
01:48:53.000 I think you poop in Valhalla.
01:48:54.000 The Nephilim.
01:48:55.000 Allegedly, the Nephilim are a third of the angels that were casted out of heaven, and they are here on earth. 0.76
01:48:59.000 They poop like once a month.
01:49:01.000 No, I'm saying if you're an angel, I don't think an angel poops.
01:49:03.000 I'm not an expert, but I don't think angels poop. 1.00
01:49:05.000 So I'm saying we are the retarded offspring of these angels and humans, and that's why we need toilets and that's why we poop. 1.00
01:49:11.000 The retarded offspring of angels and humans are the Nephilim. 1.00
01:49:14.000 Haven't you ever seen it? 1.00
01:49:15.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:49:16.000 Yeah, we're the Nephilim.
01:49:17.000 I'm saying, like, we're.
01:49:18.000 Have you seen Elysium, the movie?
01:49:20.000 Yeah, I think I have seen Elysium.
01:49:21.000 Where there's like a space station with all the rich people.
01:49:22.000 Yes.
01:49:23.000 That's literally what Earth is right now.
01:49:25.000 And they had to go to Elysium to survive because Earth is.
01:49:27.000 No, they don't have to.
01:49:28.000 It's just they're rich, so they live in the advanced technology with cures.
01:49:30.000 And the purpose of the movie is predictive programming, right?
01:49:34.000 They always got to tell you So, you live on Earth, and remember the businessman comes down covering his face, like, oh, I can't believe I'm here.
01:49:40.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:49:41.000 Yeah, those are the people that come in to run everything.
01:49:43.000 What movie is this?
01:49:44.000 Elysium.
01:49:45.000 Oh, I have to watch.
01:49:46.000 So, Earth is like overpopulated and poor, and there's a gigantic space station in a ring.
01:49:50.000 Is it Wally?
01:49:51.000 No.
01:49:52.000 Oh, no.
01:49:52.000 There's a space station in orbit where all the rich people live, and they have medical technology that can cure any disease, and they have beautiful lawns, and everyone on Earth is living in squalor, and they all speak Spanish, and then in Elysium, they all speak French.
01:50:04.000 Oh.
01:50:04.000 And then the movie is the poor people launch rockets.
01:50:07.000 To go to Elysium and break in and then try to steal stuff. 0.79
01:50:12.000 And then they do steal everything.
01:50:13.000 So it's like, we gotta rush the ice wall and get over there.
01:50:16.000 Yeah, we do need to climb the ice wall.
01:50:18.000 But if you actually go past the 60th parallel without military authority.
01:50:22.000 Because there's vast lands beyond it.
01:50:23.000 Yeah, they kill you.
01:50:24.000 Is this in the South Pole?
01:50:25.000 The 60th.
01:50:25.000 No, that's true.
01:50:27.000 Was it Admiral Byrd?
01:50:28.000 Well, General Admiral Byrd was.
01:50:29.000 He was like, I went past the ice wall and I saw vast continents and lands.
01:50:32.000 Yeah, he said that he actually saw tropical climates.
01:50:34.000 This guy.
01:50:35.000 Yeah, you're gonna look it up Long Jines.
01:50:37.000 See the one who. 0.73
01:50:38.000 I'm telling you, I spend more time on my farm.
01:50:40.000 Phone, apparently.
01:50:41.000 I know it sounds crazy, but I wouldn't be surprised.
01:50:43.000 I know there's a lot of natural resources in Antarctica.
01:50:45.000 I know that for a fact, they have tons of oil and gas, allegedly, according to Admiral Byrd.
01:50:49.000 Allegedly, but you know it for a fact.
01:50:51.000 Well, General Admiral Byrd was the highest decorated, I think, Air Force general at the time, and he was one of the first people that they used to explore Antarctica.
01:51:00.000 He described it.
01:51:00.000 He came back and said that there was parts of Antarctica, different climate, and there's more natural.
01:51:04.000 Well, he said he went through.
01:51:06.000 There was like an opening he went through.
01:51:07.000 And when I said I would pay for Alex Stein's trip, he refused.
01:51:10.000 Yeah, because I don't want to land on the ice, dude.
01:51:12.000 I'm not trying to go to Antarctica.
01:51:13.000 Should I have gone to Antarctica, Rebecca?
01:51:15.000 You could have gotten like a Canada Goose jacket and made it like a whole fit.
01:51:19.000 I just think it's a cool little thing.
01:51:20.000 Listen, we were exposing the shape of the earth.
01:51:22.000 I know the government would kill me in two seconds, so I was like, ah.
01:51:25.000 No, dude, we had this whole plan where you were going to go on a plane, but it wasn't really going to take off.
01:51:29.000 And then you were going to come out on a soundstage and think you're in Antarctica.
01:51:32.000 We set this whole thing up, and then you canceled on it.
01:51:34.000 Well, that's.
01:51:34.000 I know.
01:51:35.000 Listen, I was being a baby back bias, and I apologize.
01:51:37.000 But now, if you guys want to send me to the next Artemis III, I'm down to go.
01:51:42.000 And we want to get a soundstage where you'll think you're landing on it's a fake plane with the windows are.
01:51:48.000 TVs, and you think you're landing in Antarctica when you come out.
01:51:52.000 We actually have the sun set up so that it proves flat Earth.
01:51:55.000 And then you're like, wait, we're flat.
01:51:56.000 I'll be like, ah!
01:51:57.000 You know, it's actually cool.
01:51:58.000 So I went and I did a tour of the Johnson Space Center.
01:52:00.000 In the Johnson Space Center, when you're driving through, it's almost like Disneyland.
01:52:03.000 You're in one of those trams, you know, that has like, you know, how like you take those carts that have multiple carts in it, like those cars that drive you around.
01:52:11.000 And they're like, that building right there, there's astronauts that have been in there for six months.
01:52:15.000 That every single thing inside that building, they think that they're on Mars.
01:52:19.000 Like they've recreated that.
01:52:21.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:52:22.000 So there's like, People that are literally like this.
01:52:26.000 Aren't they doing this thing where it's like you got to live in there for 10 years?
01:52:28.000 Yes, and there's multiple of them.
01:52:30.000 There's multiple villages.
01:52:31.000 There's people living in there in the conditions of Mars, and we're studying them to see how they react.
01:52:35.000 And that's how you qualify to colonize Mars.
01:52:38.000 You have to live in Martian conditions, and then once you prove that you can sustain life in this condition, they'll put you on the ship.
01:52:44.000 And they're in there for years.
01:52:46.000 Are they allowed to have a family?
01:52:47.000 They have to have a family. 1.00
01:52:48.000 It's a requirement to be married. 0.76
01:52:52.000 I think you might be able to, because we asked about that.
01:52:54.000 It's funny because everybody on the tram tour asked, I think they're allowed to, like, You know, FaceTime their family while they're in there.
01:53:00.000 It's like one of those twisted Mr. Beast videos where they make them live in Target for a year or whatever.
01:53:06.000 Rebecca, you said that because it's just like a big square building.
01:53:08.000 And if you've been to the Johnson Space Center, it's near Houston.
01:53:11.000 It's very old.
01:53:12.000 I mean, this is the same thing where they went to the moon in 1960.
01:53:14.000 I actually, I, you know, Mr. Beast is interesting because I don't know him or anything, but he seems like a nice guy, but he also might be the Antichrist, like one of the most evil people.
01:53:24.000 But I'm going to tell you why.
01:53:25.000 He said that pizza tastes like a baby.
01:53:27.000 Yeah.
01:53:27.000 Is that what he said?
01:53:28.000 Yeah.
01:53:28.000 Type in Mr. Beast baby.
01:53:30.000 Well, no, what I was going to say is like, The idea that you would come in smiling, being like, you've got $1,000 in debt and you've got crippling medical debt, stick your hand in this blender and whoever does it the longest wins.
01:53:42.000 Like, I appreciate that he does nice things, like, even on Shark Tank and said, I'm just going to give you money.
01:53:47.000 But, like, the idea that you've got these poor people who are like, my life sucks, I'm in massive debt.
01:53:52.000 And he's like, let's all make you do some demeaning and degrading thing and you can have some of my money.
01:53:57.000 He's like, making them do squid games.
01:53:58.000 Yeah, that's worse.
01:53:59.000 Well, he literally did squid games.
01:54:01.000 He didn't kill him.
01:54:02.000 Literally did it.
01:54:03.000 I mean, yeah, he made the squid game.
01:54:04.000 Little on the nose.
01:54:05.000 That was kind of crazy.
01:54:06.000 I just remember.
01:54:07.000 You know, like, free stuff to villages destroys their economy.
01:54:11.000 But I can't remember what I was watching where, like, it was like you could win a million dollars if you, like, you have to sit inside a box for, like, everyone sits in a box and then, like, whoever stays the longest or whatever.
01:54:20.000 And a guy, he was like, what do you need the money for?
01:54:21.000 And he's like, oh, my mom's really sick and we need the money for medical.
01:54:24.000 He's like, you might win.
01:54:25.000 And I'm like, it's just, like, I get disagreed.
01:54:27.000 You don't have to give it to him, man.
01:54:28.000 It's like, you really got to make him live in, like, a.
01:54:31.000 He, like, draws a giant red circle in a field and he's like, you have to stay here for a month.
01:54:35.000 Yep.
01:54:35.000 And then maybe you can get some money.
01:54:39.000 It's messed up stuff.
01:54:40.000 I think it's horrible.
01:54:41.000 I would do it, though.
01:54:43.000 He's like, We put seven kids inside this tiger's exhibit in the zoo.
01:54:48.000 If you'd make it today, we'll do it.
01:54:50.000 Too soon, first of all.
01:54:50.000 Too soon.
01:54:52.000 That was the jump.
01:54:53.000 The AI videos that Trump was posting in the immediate aftermath.
01:54:57.000 That was grand.
01:54:58.000 But the only difference was that he actually beat the tiger.
01:55:01.000 Yeah, he's like, If it was true, it would have been different.
01:55:03.000 We were hugging.
01:55:04.000 Put me in, coach, and it was.
01:55:06.000 Why were the people mad about that?
01:55:08.000 Were they just pretending?
01:55:09.000 A little bit, but it was just kind of funny.
01:55:11.000 I just can't. 0.94
01:55:11.000 So I just, I just, shut up. 0.94
01:55:12.000 He was like, Doe, I swear.
01:55:14.000 Mother Nate's character.
01:55:15.000 The kid did that twice, I think.
01:55:17.000 So I think it's funny that Hassan said the N word 10 years ago and he's getting canceled because my attitude is like, I really don't care. 0.86
01:55:23.000 Like Shane Gillis said, you know, he's like a Chinese accent. 0.98
01:55:27.000 And I'm like, oh, that was pretty funny. 1.00
01:55:28.000 And the rest of it got him originally fired.
01:55:29.000 I know.
01:55:30.000 He got fired for it.
01:55:30.000 The last thing that he said was objectively true.
01:55:33.000 Women do dress like sluts when they go to the gym. 1.00
01:55:35.000 I don't care. 1.00
01:55:36.000 You guys are whores or whatever. 1.00
01:55:37.000 Maybe you guys don't do that. 1.00
01:55:38.000 He said, maybe you guys are whores or whatever. 1.00
01:55:40.000 I don't know. 0.99
01:55:41.000 But you guys have seen people working out. 1.00
01:55:44.000 These women are wearing like booty shorts and a bra. 0.99
01:55:46.000 Then I'm going to put on a t shirt over like, Cleavage, like you don't think, would you disagree, Olivia? 0.98
01:55:49.000 It looks like you're a man.
01:55:50.000 Oh, no, I agree.
01:55:52.000 I think, um, leggings and sports bras.
01:55:54.000 I don't know, I do solid cores, so I feel like that is the general vibe is like most women are in like a sports bra legging type of cute matching set, and there's no men in there. 1.00
01:56:01.000 But what pisses me off is like the booty hole scrunch, dude. 0.99
01:56:05.000 It's the dance. 1.00
01:56:06.000 They purposely buy the whatever the uh boot, the uh, and it's like skin color, or they buy the special tights that go up their ass crack, you know what I mean? 0.96
01:56:15.000 Yeah, like that's what he was talking about. 0.98
01:56:17.000 It's literally intentional, yeah, it's meant to be.
01:56:19.000 Yeah, that one that one annoys me.
01:56:21.000 But the leggings, I feel like, is fine.
01:56:21.000 That was a little bit.
01:56:23.000 I don't know.
01:56:23.000 I work out of leggings.
01:56:24.000 It's like normal leggings.
01:56:25.000 What gets me, really, is the color selection.
01:56:27.000 If you're buying light pink, it's like I don't want to have to do a double take at the gym. 0.58
01:56:31.000 Because you think it's her skin? 0.99
01:56:33.000 You do it on purpose. 1.00
01:56:33.000 Yes. 1.00
01:56:35.000 Oh, that's what he was talking about.
01:56:36.000 He was saying that they wear like.
01:56:37.000 The colored leggings?
01:56:38.000 Yeah, the skin tone. 0.99
01:56:39.000 So it looks like they're naked. 0.99
01:56:40.000 The Floyds were mad just because it was like true and also funny.
01:56:43.000 But then even like Kenan got mad at them from SNL.
01:56:45.000 It's like, you need to talk.
01:56:47.000 Like a little boy.
01:56:48.000 Who are you trying to impress by acting like. 0.98
01:56:51.000 And then the women immediately proved it. 1.00
01:56:52.000 They're like, Here's my butt scrunch leggings and a hair wet Shane Gillis thing. 1.00
01:56:57.000 It's like, okay.
01:56:58.000 I mean, you're allowed to not care, but it's proven criminalized.
01:57:02.000 Especially your likes looking at it.
01:57:04.000 Well, he had that, he kind of tested that joke in his TV show where there was a scene where he's at the gym and they trapped him.
01:57:13.000 And that's a subgenre on the internet where they try to get videos of guys being creepy at the gym.
01:57:18.000 Looking at him.
01:57:19.000 But you know, SNL does a full non live show.
01:57:24.000 With the audience.
01:57:25.000 And then they do it exactly the same again right afterwards.
01:57:28.000 They do two.
01:57:29.000 Yeah, it's the live rehearsal at eight, followed by the live broadcast.
01:57:32.000 So he did that monologue twice.
01:57:33.000 And they all clapped and thought it was funny.
01:57:36.000 Everybody on it was fine with it.
01:57:37.000 They're all fake.
01:57:38.000 Well, do we think cancel culture is coming back, Tim?
01:57:40.000 Do we think that it's swinging back?
01:57:44.000 They're trying to bring it back for sure.
01:57:46.000 We'll see what happens.
01:57:47.000 Like Shane Gillis is basically a wall.
01:57:50.000 Like, so long as he's here and he's big and he's making money, they can't do anything about it.
01:57:54.000 I mean, dude, the fact that Bud Light got canceled and then hired him to uncancel him, really smart.
01:58:00.000 Right. 0.98
01:58:01.000 But I'm just saying, like, when you look at comedy, look at comedians, Shane Gillis, what he said, the women dress scandalous, I don't even think that's objectively true.
01:58:10.000 I don't even think that's offensive.
01:58:11.000 So the fact that the mainstream media went after him for that, like, it seems like they're just itching to find somebody.
01:58:18.000 You know, it's like the N word, like, they want to get the mob out, they want to cancel people.
01:58:23.000 So we haven't all of a sudden just been okay with the First Amendment.
01:58:26.000 We're all First Amendment supporters.
01:58:27.000 It's not.
01:58:28.000 We might think that now because we can say retarded, but that's really not, that doesn't mean anything. 1.00
01:58:33.000 Small victories, Alex. 0.85
01:58:34.000 Small victories.
01:58:34.000 It's probably better with the younger generations, I would hope.
01:58:37.000 I feel like they're kind of indifferent to a lot of this cancel culture stuff.
01:58:40.000 I don't know.
01:58:41.000 I do think cancel culture is back.
01:58:43.000 I mean, look at Ethan Klein.
01:58:44.000 He can't even cheat on his wife without getting his show ruined.
01:58:46.000 We used to be a real country.
01:58:47.000 Yeah.
01:58:48.000 He deserves to be canceled.
01:58:49.000 I mean, he'd been absolutely long in that.
01:58:51.000 Honestly, he had just cheated, but it wasn't with a cast member and somebody he put as thing one and thing two.
01:58:56.000 Like, that was, that's just wild.
01:58:57.000 It's too much.
01:58:58.000 It can't be.
01:58:59.000 I think that is, so sloppy.
01:59:00.000 I think that is a good, I think that is a good.
01:59:02.000 Point actually, because let's say, like, he was just drunk at a concert or something, and he like kissed a girl that he didn't know.
01:59:06.000 Like, that's cheating, that's horrible. 0.90
01:59:08.000 She should dump him.
01:59:09.000 But, like, what he did was a calculated relationship behind his wife's back, making her dress in a similar matching costume.
01:59:15.000 Like, what he did.
01:59:16.000 Like, he's over it.
01:59:18.000 It's so much deeper than just cheating.
01:59:20.000 Like, it's, it's, I, I, I cannot understand that.
01:59:24.000 Like, you saying if he was at a concert and kissed someone else, like, that doesn't, I, I can't fathom that.
01:59:30.000 Well, no, that's not okay.
01:59:31.000 But I'm saying that. 0.98
01:59:32.000 What I'm saying is, there's like, who are these weak willed loser guys? 0.99
01:59:36.000 Yeah, they just like make out with a random girl. 0.86
01:59:37.000 But I'm just saying, if it was random, then I could almost understand, not understand, but like, that kind of makes sense.
01:59:43.000 It's not as evil.
01:59:44.000 Still evil, still cheating.
01:59:45.000 But what he did was objectively evil to hire her, to make her successful.
01:59:51.000 But this was before the affair.
01:59:53.000 Well, when he hired her?
01:59:54.000 No, no, no.
01:59:55.000 When she was dressed like that. 1.00
01:59:56.000 The affair has been happening for six months.
01:59:58.000 Six months.
01:59:59.000 And that was a year ago.
02:00:00.000 But I would speculate that it's probably been going longer than that because if you look at Gila's actual messages on Instagram, she's like, I don't even know if that's the truth.
02:00:00.000 That was a year ago.
02:00:07.000 Yeah.
02:00:09.000 I mean, look, he brought in a young fan who was begging for it.
02:00:09.000 She didn't know what.
02:00:13.000 Yeah.
02:00:14.000 That's the story.
02:00:15.000 Yeah.
02:00:15.000 They're like, what was she wearing?
02:00:16.000 And it's the thing two costume.
02:00:18.000 The bright blue.
02:00:20.000 Yeah.
02:00:20.000 She looks so good.
02:00:22.000 He should have said, like, I didn't remember.
02:00:23.000 I couldn't remember if you were thing one or thing two.
02:00:25.000 I thought it was you.
02:00:26.000 Yeah.
02:00:26.000 For six months.
02:00:27.000 I bet you he probably tried it.
02:00:29.000 Because she said that she had to, like, drag out the truth.
02:00:32.000 Yeah, because apparently it was, like, first it was just a kiss.
02:00:33.000 I wonder, like, if he tried that, he was like, oh, I just saw the blue hair and I thought it was you.
02:00:38.000 My bad.
02:00:39.000 My bad.
02:00:39.000 It's an emotional thing.
02:00:41.000 Babe, you're crazy. 1.00
02:00:42.000 I don't know, Ela, but she's not dumb. 1.00
02:00:44.000 I know that. 0.67
02:00:44.000 I know. 0.67
02:00:45.000 It'd be hilarious if thing two got pregnant. 0.91
02:00:48.000 And it's like Ethan's gonna have a kid, you know.
02:00:51.000 That would actually be awesome if you imagine that's how the lie came out.
02:00:54.000 Yeah.
02:00:55.000 Oh, I don't wish that on her.
02:00:56.000 And then he just starts hosting a podcast with her with the baby or just Elo's replaced.
02:01:01.000 Elo's gone.
02:01:01.000 I'd watch it.
02:01:03.000 I know, it'd probably help his rating.
02:01:05.000 Calm down, but I'd watch it.
02:01:06.000 You know, if it's here's the thing like, you know, I know he's not evil is because he could have gotten away with everything.
02:01:12.000 How?
02:01:13.000 Blaming her.
02:01:15.000 What do you mean?
02:01:16.000 If he was evil, he just falsely accused her of something so that he becomes the hero in the story and she's the villain.
02:01:20.000 Well, I think she's the one that blew the whistle.
02:01:22.000 I don't know this, but I haven't found out yet. 0.98
02:01:24.000 What he did was wrong and bad, and he's a weak willed loser guy, right?
02:01:27.000 What I'm saying is, if he was malevolent, he would have preempted this by accusing her of financial indiscretion or some other problems so that he'd keep his show. 0.86
02:01:36.000 She'd stay on the show.
02:01:37.000 He'd get his mistress and his millions of dollars.
02:01:40.000 I don't know.
02:01:41.000 Really Machiavellian.
02:01:42.000 Yeah, but I feel like public sentiment is just like they're naturally going to be more charitable towards the women in a situation like that, especially.
02:01:49.000 Not if he says she beat a dog to death.
02:01:53.000 Okay, who is this?
02:01:54.000 Christy Nome.
02:01:55.000 Come on. 1.00
02:01:55.000 She's got a new dog. 1.00
02:01:57.000 She's lying.
02:02:00.000 She did, yeah. 0.98
02:02:00.000 She's pushing you. 0.98
02:02:01.000 I heard. 0.99
02:02:02.000 She needs to. 0.96
02:02:02.000 And I have no way of confirming this, but I heard that there was like a no picture with dogs rule when she was on the campaign trail. 0.96
02:02:10.000 The first time I met Alex.
02:02:10.000 I know.
02:02:11.000 She was secretary.
02:02:12.000 They were like, no, no dogs in the phone.
02:02:14.000 Yeah, the first time I met Alex actually is I was walking down a street and there was a house fire.
02:02:19.000 And then I heard puppies yelping.
02:02:21.000 And I was like, oh no, these poor dogs.
02:02:23.000 And then I saw Alex run straight past me, ripping his shirt off.
02:02:25.000 I don't know why, but he ran in, grabbed the puppies, and ran out and saved all of them.
02:02:30.000 And I said, Sir, you're a hero.
02:02:31.000 Who are you?
02:02:31.000 Tell me your name.
02:02:32.000 And he says, The name's Primetime Alex.
02:02:34.000 Alex, I was like, Oh, wow.
02:02:37.000 I was like, Will you be my best friend?
02:02:38.000 And he was like, Yes.
02:02:39.000 That's literally how we became friends.
02:02:41.000 I saved about four dogs.
02:02:42.000 They were all pit bulls, so they had to be nice anyway.
02:02:45.000 It ended up being a sad story, but hey, we became best friends.
02:02:48.000 Yeah, they were burning in a fire.
02:02:49.000 They had previously.
02:02:50.000 They started the fire.
02:02:51.000 They started the fire.
02:02:53.000 The arsonist dogs.
02:02:54.000 Yeah, classic.
02:02:56.000 All right, it's Friday.
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02:03:00.000 Alex, where are you at?
02:03:01.000 Guys, you know where I'm at.
02:03:03.000 I'm on social media, primetime sign on Instagram.
02:03:05.000 I love the new studios.
02:03:06.000 I'm not just saying this.
02:03:07.000 And I think, listen, Tim, I would never give you advice or anything, but I would say this that Tim Poole has one of the biggest political shows.
02:03:14.000 Now he is next to the Capitol.
02:03:16.000 And I can only speculate that you're going to have a boom when it comes to all your political connections.
02:03:21.000 Just think about the next January 6th.
02:03:23.000 Oh, my God, you're right here.
02:03:24.000 So I'm just really excited for the future.
02:03:26.000 And I'm excited for all the politicians that come in here.
02:03:29.000 And Tim, the only thing you have to promise me is that you got to press them because that's what we want to see.
02:03:33.000 We want to see you press these politicians.
02:03:34.000 We'll just bring you here for that.
02:03:35.000 Yeah, I'll do that.
02:03:36.000 I know.
02:03:36.000 I know.
02:03:36.000 We're going to bring Alex.
02:03:37.000 He's going to.
02:03:38.000 Yell at us.
02:03:38.000 This is like Tim Cash 3.0.
02:03:40.000 This is what we've been waiting for Tim Pool in D.C.
02:03:43.000 And if we don't want to dox this area, even though we have great security, I actually think this might be season five.
02:03:48.000 It's got to be like season eight.
02:03:48.000 Season five.
02:03:49.000 Yeah, okay.
02:03:50.000 So there was North Jersey, South Jersey, Maryland, West Virginia, and now D.C.
02:03:55.000 I think 8.0 is going to be big.
02:03:56.000 Season five.
02:03:57.000 You guys just be on the lookout. 0.59
02:03:58.000 There's going to be some big time politicians.
02:04:00.000 They literally, their offices are less than a block away from here.
02:04:02.000 So excited for the future.
02:04:04.000 I'm so excited.
02:04:05.000 We're in the same building as Fox News, NBC, C SPAN.
02:04:08.000 Like, I walked in the other day, Brian Kilmeade was walking out.
02:04:10.000 Exactly.
02:04:11.000 You literally record on the bottom floor, you can see him recording.
02:04:13.000 So, I think this is a great opportunity.
02:04:15.000 I'm excited to be here.
02:04:16.000 I'm excited to come back.
02:04:19.000 I agree with everything that Primetime just said.
02:04:21.000 Very excited that we're in DC now.
02:04:23.000 So, I can just walk.
02:04:24.000 I walked here, so I live super close.
02:04:26.000 I got some of the mini docks, but it's a big deal.
02:04:27.000 Real quick, Olivia, you live this close.
02:04:29.000 Do you like living in the Capitol Hill?
02:04:30.000 I love it.
02:04:32.000 I love it.
02:04:32.000 I'm very biased because I'm from the DC suburbs originally.
02:04:35.000 So, I feel like I've just kind of always been in this area.
02:04:38.000 Oh, the suburbs compared to DC because I know we got to wrap things up.
02:04:41.000 Do you like being like on?
02:04:42.000 I love the hill.
02:04:43.000 Awesome.
02:04:44.000 It's like a very, for people, I might have to move here.
02:04:44.000 I love the hill.
02:04:46.000 It's like a very, it's like super convenient to get to downtown, to get to Arlington, to get to Reagan, to really get anywhere important, but it has a super residential.
02:04:54.000 Trump has gotten rid of a lot of the homeless and all the stuff.
02:04:57.000 Oh, yeah.
02:04:57.000 Oh, yeah.
02:04:58.000 Trump a lot of credit.
02:04:58.000 Because I grew up, you know, being scared to go to Union Station, even though that connects you to like the entire East Coast, because it was just, it wasn't even just tents.
02:05:05.000 It was like semi permanent wooden structures that homeless people were living in outside.
02:05:09.000 And so now that's, now that's good.
02:05:11.000 It's very clean right next to where we're at right now.
02:05:13.000 It's great.
02:05:14.000 But, anyways, yeah, find me on Instagram, X, just Olivia Rondo. 1.00
02:05:17.000 It's R O N D E A U. You can find me at The Daily Caller. 0.52
02:05:21.000 You can read my byline, and you can follow me on X and on Instagram at Rebecca Zelko, spelled R E B E K A Z E L J K O.
02:05:28.000 We are back tomorrow.
02:05:30.000 I got weekend videos going up now on the Tim Cass channel, and then Sunday, the Tim Pool show will be live.
02:05:34.000 You don't want to miss it.
02:05:36.000 Thank you all so much for hanging out.
02:05:37.000 We'll see you all next time.