Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - GOP Councilman DOUSED IN GAS, Set ON FIRE In Virginia, Suspect In Custody | Timcast IRL

00:02:43.000 A Virginia GOP councilman was doused with gasoline and set on fire.

00:02:48.000 It does not appear to be political.

00:02:51.000 Everybody's speculating as to what happened, but it is a terrifying story because this guy was a politician.

00:02:57.000 However, rumors are circulating, so we'll look into what the rumors may be.

00:03:02.000 We don't know a whole lot right now, but it is a horrifying story.

00:03:04.000 And, you know, I hope for the quick recovery of this man.

00:03:08.000 It's terrifying.

00:03:09.000 He apparently was doused.

00:03:11.000 The guy went after him.

00:03:11.000 He tried fling.

00:03:12.000 It is an absolutely crazy story.

00:03:14.000 It's kicking off.

00:03:15.000 So we will address this as this is the top trending story.

00:03:17.000 And I wanted to make sure we stress this is not a political, it does not appear to be politically motivated or anything like that.

00:03:23.000 And of course, a lot of people, that's where they immediately jump to.

00:03:25.000 And everyone says, I bet Tim is.

00:03:27.000 No, no, no.

00:03:28.000 We're jumping on the story to say it does not appear to be.

00:03:30.000 So we'll talk about that.

00:03:31.000 Plus, we got other news, my friends.

00:03:33.000 Cash Patel found a bunch of Russian gate documents in burn bags.

00:03:38.000 Yeah, in a secret room hidden away.

00:03:40.000 And this is not the first time Donald Trump is likening this to treason, once again, posting memes suggesting that Obama, Hillary, and many others should be in prison.

00:03:52.000 We got a bunch of other stories.

00:03:54.000 This one actually is really important.

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00:03:58.000 Vodka Seltzer's?

00:03:59.000 I don't know how it happened, but there's another drink called Celsius, which is like an energy drink.

00:04:04.000 Apparently they got switched.

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00:04:15.000 So, whoops.

00:04:17.000 Whoops.

00:04:18.000 Oh, Jesus.

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00:04:19.000 We're going to get about that.

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00:08:04.000 You know, joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more is Terrence Pop.

00:08:08.000 How you doing?

00:08:09.000 I'm doing great.

00:08:10.000 What about you?

00:08:11.000 Well, it was an interesting flight out here.

00:08:14.000 Oh, why is that?

00:08:15.000 Well, as soon as you get on the aircraft, you know you're going to be one to three babies crying. 0.96

00:08:20.000 You're breathing other people's butt gases and stank breaths and I would say some sick cooter juice. 1.00

00:08:29.000 And I had a guy sit next to me pretty good. 0.99

00:08:34.000 But in front of me, there was a woman that stank just wafted. 1.00

00:08:39.000 There was something wrong with one of her organs because it was malfunctioning.

00:08:45.000 I imagine something related to the intestinal tract.

00:08:47.000 It was terrible.

00:08:48.000 All you can do.

00:08:49.000 Well, thanks for letting us know and bringing us back to that place.

00:08:52.000 Who are you?

00:08:53.000 What do you do?

00:08:54.000 Well, I'm retired military.

00:08:56.000 I did 33 years in the service, 21 active, the Rest Guard reserve time.

00:09:01.000 And now I just do comedy to stop suicide.

00:09:04.000 Cool.

00:09:04.000 Right on.

00:09:05.000 Well, thanks for hanging out.

00:09:06.000 No problem.

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00:09:15.000 Brett's hanging out.

00:09:16.000 What's going on, guys?

00:09:17.000 Pop Culture Crisis Monday through Friday, 3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.

00:09:20.000 I actually experienced the first time in my life where a baby was crying the entire flight, like last year.

00:09:25.000 I've had very good luck with flights most of my life.

00:09:29.000 It doesn't really bother me all that much.

00:09:30.000 Do you have kids?

00:09:31.000 I do have two daughters who are adults now.

00:09:34.000 I've never really been bothered by babies crying or anything like that.

00:09:38.000 I send my headphones in most of the time anyway, so I don't even notice it when I'm on the plane.

00:09:41.000 That's just me.

00:09:41.000 I don't know.

00:09:42.000 I understand a lot of people.

00:09:43.000 They don't like it.

00:09:44.000 The thing that really bothers me is these babies will cry for the entire flight, and towards the end, they go to sleep.

00:09:51.000 You know what it is?

00:09:52.000 I'm not having it.

00:09:53.000 I'll be like, wake up.

00:09:54.000 Because I learned this because I just had a kid.

00:09:58.000 Their ears are popping.

00:10:00.000 And they don't know how to equalize the pressure, so they're crying.

00:10:04.000 And parents are supposed to give them something to chew on or swallow or like depending on how old they are.

00:10:10.000 Or they say, if it's a young baby, you breastfeed as you're taking off and as you're landing.

00:10:14.000 But there are a lot of parents that just don't.

00:10:15.000 And so the kid's ears are in intense pain the whole time. 0.92

00:10:18.000 I was going to say a boob in its mouth. 1.00

00:10:20.000 Indeed, indeed. 0.95

00:10:20.000 Phil is here. 0.95

00:10:21.000 Hello, everybody.

00:10:22.000 My name is Phil Labonte.

00:10:23.000 I'm the lead singer of the Heavy Metal Band of All That Remains.

00:10:24.000 I'm an anti-communist and a counter-revolutionary.

00:10:26.000 Let's get into it.

00:10:27.000 Here's a story from Newsweek.

00:10:28.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Virginia politician doused in gasoline, then set on fire.

00:10:34.000 This is a horrifying story.

00:10:35.000 Danville City Councilman Lee Vogler, 38, was set on fire Wednesday in what police say was a targeted personal attack at his workplace, Showcase magazine.

00:10:44.000 According to a press release from the Danville Police Department, officers responded around 11.30 a.m. to the Main Street office after a man later identified as Vogler was doused with a flammable liquid and ignited outside his workplace.

00:10:56.000 He was airlifted to a regional hospital, and the extent of his injuries is unknown.

00:11:01.000 The suspect, Shotzi Michael Buck Hayes, 29 of Danville, fled the scene but was arrested without incident nearby.

00:11:08.000 Police said the assault stemmed from a personal matter and was not politically motivated.

00:11:12.000 Quote, based on the investigation at the time of this release, the victim and the suspect are known to each other, and the attack stems from a personal matter not related to the victim's position on Danville City Council or any other political affiliation, DPD said in a statement.

00:11:26.000 Later Wednesday, Hayes was charged with attempted first-degree murder and aggravated malicious wounding.

00:11:31.000 According to ABC 13 in Virginia, he's being held in Danville City jail without bond.

00:11:37.000 Setting somebody on fire is a whole other level.

00:11:42.000 That is not just trying to end somebody.

00:11:43.000 That is trying to make them, that's trying to torture them.

00:11:46.000 It's a statement.

00:11:47.000 Yeah.

00:11:48.000 Now, if his burns are over 60%, his chance of survival is relatively low.

00:11:53.000 Yep.

00:11:54.000 Now, the rumor is it's over a lady. 0.93

00:11:58.000 Oh, really?

00:11:59.000 I don't know if this is true because they're saying it's a personal matter. 0.81

00:12:02.000 Obviously, the story breaks, and I'm on X like I always am 24-7, and I immediately see breaking, and I'm like, holy crap.

00:12:10.000 They say it's a personal matter, and everyone immediately was like, a Republican councilman was just doused because that's a statement like you were saying.

00:12:20.000 You know what I mean?

00:12:22.000 Well, you got to go to a really dark place to want to set somebody on fire. 0.93

00:12:30.000 When you set someone on fire, your main goal is to make them suffer and then die. 0.86

00:12:36.000 It is horrible.

00:12:38.000 And I've seen stuff like that happen in Iraq when I was there in 04.

00:12:44.000 I was a guy who showed up and had to take pictures and write reports and stuff.

00:12:48.000 And dudes are frozen in place, carbonized.

00:12:51.000 They've been burned so bad.

00:12:52.000 Wow.

00:12:53.000 It is brutal.

00:12:54.000 Is this just, you know, we see these stories and they freak us out.

00:12:56.000 Is it just that social media makes it easy?

00:12:58.000 And these things have happened and we've had serial killers and murderers forever?

00:13:01.000 Oh, no, no.

00:13:02.000 People have been killing each other forever.

00:13:04.000 I mean, just professional.

00:13:06.000 There needs to be more skits made of what it was like in past decades when everything was going wrong, except they didn't have social media at that time to pay attention to every awful thing that was going on in every other country of the world as well.

00:13:18.000 Yeah, we used to have a thing called dueling.

00:13:21.000 You should bring back dueling.

00:13:23.000 That way you don't have things like this.

00:13:25.000 Like if this is over a woman and you would bring back dueling, right? 1.00

00:13:28.000 You just send them a formal invitation and then it's enforced by law.

00:13:28.000 Yeah.

00:13:32.000 Hey, you've been called out to a duel and then handle your business.

00:13:38.000 Would you want the duel to be like pistols at dawn or would it be like sidearm and you got to draw swords?

00:13:44.000 Okay.

00:13:45.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:13:46.000 You could sell the video rights and have whole industry about it.

00:13:50.000 There you go.

00:13:52.000 Aren't they still allowed to do this in Texas?

00:13:54.000 They're allowed to like formally challenge someone to a fight?

00:13:58.000 I'm not sure.

00:13:59.000 I'm not up to speed on Texas law.

00:14:01.000 Yeah.

00:14:02.000 I think the thing about this, like these kinds of stories that's so freaky is how this happens, it hits the news, and then within like 30 minutes, people on Twitter have already discovered the root.

00:14:11.000 Because they posted that the shotzi, the guy that attacked, he had gotten a divorce like two weeks prior.

00:14:18.000 And then they found out the guy that got lit on fire had multiple pictures with his now ex-wife.

00:14:24.000 And so people are like putting this all together, but it's all rumors.

00:14:26.000 And it's like, I don't know if it's good that the public has inside knowledge on these sorts of events every single time they happen.

00:14:34.000 No, and look, I mean, it's never a good idea to try to kill the person that your ex has decided they want to be with because you ain't getting her back that way either.

00:14:46.000 Like she's just going to be like, oh, you killed him now.

00:14:48.000 I realize how much of a mistake it was.

00:14:51.000 It's in almost every circumstance, deciding to go kill someone over personal and civil issues is always, always a bad idea.

00:15:00.000 Terrible.

00:15:00.000 It's terrible.

00:15:01.000 As to the dueling thing, you know, I was reading on this, like, why dueling ended because it used to be fairly common practice.

00:15:07.000 I was reading about Burr and Hamilton.

00:15:10.000 And I'm thinking to myself, like, who's crazy enough to be like, you've dishonored me. 0.99

00:15:13.000 Let's one of us die. 1.00

00:15:15.000 It seems like, bro, roll it off your back, man. 1.00

00:15:17.000 Live.

00:15:18.000 But the truth is, duels were mostly for honor.

00:15:22.000 And so the intent was you'd go pistols at dawn.

00:15:25.000 You'd take, you know, 15 paces, turn around, and intentionally miss.

00:15:29.000 Yes, that happened more often than not.

00:15:31.000 That's how it went down.

00:15:32.000 The point was, I will defend my honor with my life, but let's not kill each other.

00:15:36.000 Except when it came to Burr and Hamilton, Burr was like, and apparently Hamilton was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, bang.

00:15:42.000 And he was like, nah.

00:15:44.000 And so what happens is, you're never going to guess.

00:15:47.000 You know why dueling ended?

00:15:49.000 Because of the woke young people.

00:15:50.000 Oh, really?

00:15:51.000 The younger generation was progressive and said, this is barbaric and shouldn't be allowed.

00:15:56.000 And they said, we're offended, ban this practice. 0.98

00:15:59.000 It was laying the seeds of feminism. 1.00

00:16:01.000 I bet it was woke.

00:16:02.000 Can you imagine how polite everyone would become if dueling was.

00:16:07.000 But it was, but it's optional.

00:16:08.000 Like someone challenges you to duel, you say, nah.

00:16:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:16:11.000 I get it.

00:16:12.000 I get it.

00:16:12.000 So they were like hashtag end dueling back then?

00:16:15.000 Okay.

00:16:15.000 Yeah.

00:16:16.000 And then they wrote it out on paper and stuck it on the church.

00:16:20.000 I'm like, because this is, this is what, like late 1700s, early 1800s, they had dueling.

00:16:23.000 And then young people were just like, we shouldn't allow this barbaric.

00:16:28.000 I got to be honest.

00:16:29.000 I do question that.

00:16:30.000 The ending of dueling.

00:16:31.000 I believe Abraham Lincoln was challenged to a couple duels as well.

00:16:34.000 I don't know the details, but.

00:16:36.000 I guess the issue is right now, here's my frame of like my thinking.

00:16:40.000 Yeah, dueling, I think, is bad.

00:16:42.000 However, in Canada, they're pushing medical assistance and dying.

00:16:45.000 So it's coming full circle where it's like, look, you're making the argument that if people consent, they're allowed to end their lives.

00:16:53.000 Even like in the Netherlands, they had this 26-year-old woman who was depressed. 0.94

00:16:57.000 And they were like, all right, put her in the box and release the gas. 0.57

00:17:00.000 Well, then why can't people duel?

00:17:02.000 If that's where you want to go with it.

00:17:02.000 Yeah.

00:17:04.000 Somebody else will catch a stray bullet.

00:17:05.000 Well, no.

00:17:06.000 Yeah, but okay, you could do it, but no guns.

00:17:09.000 Fists and hands only.

00:17:10.000 Fists and hands? 0.72

00:17:11.000 I would prefer sword and axes.

00:17:13.000 Mutual combat is a thing in a lot of places.

00:17:15.000 Oh, yeah.

00:17:16.000 If two people agree to fight, the cops are like, oh, just don't break stuff.

00:17:19.000 Make them sign up for this slapping contest. 1.00

00:17:21.000 The mutual combat, as long as they're both on their feet, once one guy gets knocked down and you continue to beat on him, then that is a whole other animal.

00:17:29.000 Just jousting and dirt bikes would solve.

00:17:34.000 Can you imagine getting hit, even if you had a shield?

00:17:37.000 Can you imagine getting hit in a shield at 60 miles an hour?

00:17:40.000 Or even worse.

00:17:41.000 120 miles an hour.

00:17:42.000 You're chilling in your house and you hear...

00:17:43.000 Oh! 0.60

00:17:45.000 Like, what were the horses running?

00:17:46.000 20 or 30?

00:17:47.000 I imagine between 20 and 30.

00:17:49.000 And they wear armor and the joust would shatter, right?

00:17:53.000 Or they would just knock them off.

00:17:55.000 The jousts that you watch where the lance comes apart like that is done so on purpose for demonstration purposes.

00:18:02.000 But they actually just stabbed them?

00:18:03.000 Actual war lances would literally go through your armor.

00:18:07.000 Well, yeah, yeah, but like the show jousts.

00:18:10.000 When they knock you off, they weren't trying to stab you.

00:18:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:12.000 Were those a competitive?

00:18:13.000 It's competitive, yeah.

00:18:14.000 So they would just knock you off your horse.

00:18:16.000 Or knock your weapon out of your hand.

00:18:18.000 Yeah.

00:18:19.000 And there's a different, there's a crazy point system for that.

00:18:22.000 I don't really know it off the back of my hand.

00:18:25.000 I think this story is an interesting thing to think about.

00:18:28.000 When you think about politics all day long, your mind immediately goes to it being some type of politically motivated attack.

00:18:34.000 You forget that we live in a world full of insane people that do insane things all the time for very, very personal reasons.

00:18:40.000 And it's not a good thing, but it is a reminder that there's a world outside of just political discourse where bad things happen to people for a myriad of reasons, not just because of their political.

00:18:52.000 I got to read this.

00:18:53.000 Check this out.

00:18:53.000 In Seattle, they have an ordinance, Seattle Municipal Code 12A06025.

00:18:58.000 Keep in mind, AI is always wrong.

00:19:01.000 But it says that so long as both parties consent willingly, no weapons are involved, no bystanders or property is damaged, and a police officer is present to referee and break up the fight when a clear winner emerges, you're allowed to fight in public.

00:19:13.000 See, if somebody's like, Ken Griffey Jr. is not the greatest hitter of all time, somebody else is like, at noon inside your house, let's go.

00:19:21.000 And it's like, call an officer, have him come watch.

00:19:23.000 Do you think the cops are going to be like, cool?

00:19:25.000 They sign up for the, I got dual duty.

00:19:28.000 If it's male cops, yes.

00:19:30.000 If it's female cops, they're not going to be like, I don't want they have side bets, probably. 1.00

00:19:34.000 Of course, didn't me?

00:19:35.000 What were you saying?

00:19:35.000 Yeah, right.

00:19:36.000 They send one patrol units, two guys, and they're like, all right, I got the guy on the left.

00:19:39.000 I'll take that bet.

00:19:40.000 What you see going on here is obviously somebody lost the argument to the little head because it's not really big.

00:19:48.000 There's not a lot of computing power there, and there's a hole in the end where all the bad decisions come out.

00:19:54.000 I can guarantee you, if this is over a woman, that is what took place. 0.97

00:19:58.000 And the dude's in his late 20s. 0.99

00:19:59.000 Yeah, that's ridiculous. 0.97

00:20:00.000 Throw it all away for what, dude? 0.99

00:20:03.000 That's crazy.

00:20:03.000 Listen.

00:20:04.000 It's crazy. 0.99

00:20:05.000 The vagina's not worth it. 1.00

00:20:06.000 The vagina is not worth it. 1.00

00:20:06.000 No. 1.00

00:20:08.000 Pay attention.

00:20:09.000 You know, I was reading this that historically only 40% of men ever reproduced.

00:20:09.000 All right.

00:20:13.000 Yes. 0.95

00:20:14.000 Guys were crazy.

00:20:16.000 You want to talk about super expendable back in the day?

00:20:18.000 Yeah.

00:20:19.000 That was you.

00:20:20.000 Yeah.

00:20:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:21.000 Unless you were smart enough to not be.

00:20:24.000 Yep.

00:20:24.000 Or big enough.

00:20:25.000 Or lucky.

00:20:26.000 Yeah, we're lucky.

00:20:27.000 Because back in the day, the king would roll in and like, all right, he's in the army, he's in the army, and then they would move on to build their infantry corps.

00:20:36.000 If you were out picking turnips and you didn't get spotted, then you're good.

00:20:41.000 Yeah.

00:20:42.000 Well, that's actually an interesting thing why the name Smith is so common.

00:20:45.000 The Smiths would never get sent to war, and when a country lost a battle, the Smiths were never executed.

00:20:45.000 Yes.

00:20:51.000 They were always taken to make weapons.

00:20:53.000 Being useful is extremely...

00:20:58.000 Right.

00:20:59.000 Because they made all of your locks, your tools, the hinges for your door, nails.

00:21:06.000 You don't have a guy that can do that in the area, and I guess you're screwed up.

00:21:10.000 Imagine that first guy who walked up to the king and he was like, check this out.

00:21:13.000 And he put like horse hair on a stick and he was like, bong. 1.00

00:21:16.000 And it like went flying.

00:21:17.000 And the king was like, my God, we will be gods among men.

00:21:21.000 I want a thousand of those.

00:21:22.000 And then Genghis Khan was like, what if we did this while riding horses?

00:21:22.000 Yeah.

00:21:25.000 And then everybody was like, this power is too much for us.

00:21:27.000 We can't comprehend how to fight this.

00:21:29.000 He conquered all of Asia.

00:21:30.000 No one figured out the horse and arrow combo for like 100 years.

00:21:33.000 And Genghis Khan is just like exploiting it all over the world.

00:21:36.000 And he was so good at it.

00:21:38.000 And he killed so many people. 0.82

00:21:38.000 Yeah. 0.82

00:21:40.000 He actually reduced the carbon footprint of the planet.

00:21:43.000 He also made a lot of people.

00:21:44.000 Oh, yes, he did.

00:21:46.000 Yes, he did. 1.00

00:21:48.000 That guy's crazy. 0.96

00:21:49.000 All right, let's get serious and jump to this next story. 0.92

00:21:52.000 We got this one from the New York Post.

00:21:53.000 FBI chief Cash Patel finds burn bags of Trump-Russia documents in secret room.

00:22:01.000 Does that mean it was like behind us, like a bookcase?

00:22:01.000 Secret room.

00:22:05.000 So what they said was there was a filing cabinet when you slide it aside.

00:22:08.000 There was a little door that when they opened it and crawled through it, they went into John Malkovich's head where they found the documents.

00:22:14.000 I mean, that's kind of awesome.

00:22:15.000 It's actually, it's a bookcase, and you have to pull out Obama's Dreams for My Father.

00:22:21.000 That's how you get it.

00:22:22.000 These documents are probably found in, it's called a skiff.

00:22:24.000 I've actually used a different story.

00:22:25.000 It was a skiff.

00:22:25.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:27.000 And it was my job to dispose of the burn bags.

00:22:31.000 you usually did it like once every six to eight weeks, but there's a whole procedure you have to go through to do that. 0.61

00:22:37.000 You have to have witnesses, you got to fill out all kinds of crap. 0.98

00:22:40.000 And obviously, human beings are lazy. 0.97

00:22:43.000 The guy's like, I'll do it next week.

00:22:45.000 I'll do it next.

00:22:45.000 Next thing you know, he gets reassigned or fired, and they're still there.

00:22:49.000 Could you imagine like Obama sitting in his house reading a book, and then he turned, he opens a web browser and he sees Cash Patel finds bags of Russia Gate documents, and it all is going to get unraveled because some lazy, low-level guy was like, I'll get to it.

00:23:04.000 But that's how it works.

00:23:05.000 I mean, when I was in the Army, I can't tell you many times.

00:23:05.000 Uh-huh.

00:23:07.000 I'd be like, hey, did you do that?

00:23:09.000 Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:23:11.000 We're not putting it on.

00:23:12.000 It needs to happen now.

00:23:13.000 Let me tell you a story.

00:23:14.000 Let me tell you a story.

00:23:15.000 All right.

00:23:16.000 So we had AC problems.

00:23:18.000 The AC, we had a portable unit.

00:23:20.000 You might be able to hear in the background.

00:23:21.000 And because of this heat dome, it was like 90-something.

00:23:24.000 So what happens is the AC is not working.

00:23:27.000 So I tell my wife, who handles all the administrative stuff, I'm like Allison, hey, the AC is out.

00:23:31.000 Can you call the guys?

00:23:32.000 And then she reaches out to one of our guys and says, can you check on the AC and make sure it's working properly?

00:23:36.000 Who comes in, checks it all and says, looks good, and then walks out.

00:23:40.000 And so the issue is not that anybody did anything wrong.

00:23:43.000 It's that as soon as you jump A few steps, the specificity of the problem has been lost.

00:23:50.000 So the original problem was the AC is low and not working properly, turns into the AC is off, turns into, nope, it's on, we got it running.

00:23:58.000 And then, of course, the problem persists.

00:24:01.000 So I experienced this non-stop 24-7.

00:24:05.000 It's the game of telephone.

00:24:07.000 Imagine you're Obama and you're like, this evidence needs to be destroyed quickly.

00:24:12.000 And then they go to a guy and they're like, destroy this evidence of Russia again.

00:24:16.000 He goes, I got it.

00:24:16.000 Then he turns around.

00:24:17.000 Hey, you, destroy this. 0.73

00:24:18.000 And he turns around to a guy and he goes, all right, I'll put it right here.

00:24:21.000 I'll get at the end of work.

00:24:22.000 And then the end of the day comes by, gets a text from that girl he's dating.

00:24:25.000 He's like, oh man, I got to go.

00:24:26.000 Runs out, leaves the bag there.

00:24:27.000 It's because if it's in a movie, the supervillain always has like a number two who makes sure that everything gets done.

00:24:33.000 He needs the number two to go and make sure that he has to follow them to make sure that the bag actually gets burned.

00:24:39.000 And I'm waiting for the CD or DVD or thumb drive of the contents of Hillary Clinton's secret server.

00:24:49.000 Does it exist?

00:24:51.000 Listen, I can't tell you how many times I was working in the skiff and I would see a CD laying out and I'd pop it in there and, oh, it's top secret information.

00:25:00.000 We have to destroy this immediately.

00:25:02.000 It happens.

00:25:03.000 It happens.

00:25:04.000 Well, I would love to.

00:25:06.000 I share the exact same sentiment.

00:25:08.000 I would love to see any kind of product that would help to implicate Hillary Clinton. 0.95

00:25:16.000 Unfortunately, you see some accountability.

00:25:18.000 Do you think, so one of the theories is that her private server was used to facilitate monetary exchange for public policy?

00:25:25.000 You're talking about the woman who gave the Russians a bunch of uranium. 0.56

00:25:30.000 I mean, there's all kinds of stuff going on.

00:25:31.000 Who was the Clinton Foundation, I think, right?

00:25:35.000 Yeah, most people don't even, you know, that doesn't even register with them, the fact that she literally gave them access to tons of uranium, literally tons of uranium, you know.

00:25:44.000 They need more of that.

00:25:45.000 Yeah, I mean, yeah, they have uranium they can mine.

00:25:48.000 And now, obviously, the uranium they mine, they have to enrich.

00:25:51.000 But why on earth would the United States give them enriched uranium?

00:25:54.000 Take a look at this from Axios.

00:25:56.000 2021, Clinton Foundation donations plummet 75%.

00:26:00.000 They say in 2021, they plummeted to 16 million last year, down 75% from the organization's peak when Hillary Clinton was running for president.

00:26:11.000 Interesting.

00:26:12.000 It was, I mean, it was so obviously a slush fund.

00:26:15.000 If you gave a big check to the Clinton Foundation, you could get a phone call with Hillary Clinton, and people were betting on her winning.

00:26:22.000 So it was, you put money into my piggy bank, and then you can get a phone call with the president, the first president of the United States.

00:26:28.000 I'll go a little bit farther.

00:26:30.000 USAID.

00:26:30.000 Please do.

00:26:31.000 Yeah.

00:26:32.000 Probably donated a lot of money because the rumor is the Democrats are going bankrupt because the USID money has been cut off at the knees.

00:26:41.000 Well, you see, the DNC is broke, and the Republicans have a lot Of money.

00:26:45.000 I forgot the numbers, but it was something like single-digit millions.

00:26:48.000 And this is exactly what was predicted with USAID: that these prominent NGOs were getting money was being phoned to NGOs who paid lawyers who then contribute to these campaigns and political action committees.

00:26:59.000 USAID gets cut off at the head, and now there's burn bag documents being found in secret rooms.

00:27:05.000 Yo, let me give you this.

00:27:09.000 This is according to, the source here is Wikipedia, whatever.

00:27:13.000 2010, Clinton Foundation, 313 million.

00:27:17.000 2011, 253.

00:27:18.000 2012, 134.

00:27:19.000 2013, 294 million.

00:27:22.000 2014, 338 million.

00:27:24.000 2015, 298 million.

00:27:26.000 2016, 224 million.

00:27:29.000 2017, 56 million.

00:27:32.000 2018, 20 million.

00:27:34.000 2021, 16 million.

00:27:37.000 USID.

00:27:38.000 And so, no, no, I don't think this was USAID.

00:27:41.000 You don't think so?

00:27:41.000 Well, I'll put it this way.

00:27:43.000 I don't know for sure.

00:27:44.000 And who am I to accuse Hillary Clinton of wrongdoing? 0.98

00:27:48.000 But the theory is her private server was the means by which she communicated with foreign dignitaries.

00:27:53.000 Basically, I'm Secretary of State.

00:27:56.000 We will drive foreign policy when you contribute to my foundation.

00:28:01.000 And the reason why, when Congress was like, hey, give us that private server, she was like, I'll just illegally destroy it. 1.00

00:28:06.000 And then did.

00:28:07.000 The theory goes, is that she was trying to cover up all those communications. 0.64

00:28:11.000 And then once she lost the presidential election, all that money dried up. 0.55

00:28:14.000 And then, my friends, the Russiagate narrative and the reason why Obama and his cronies and Clinton wanted to frame Donald Trump was because those IOUs come due.

00:28:27.000 And when people put in hundreds of millions of dollars expecting you to win a presidency, you do not win, and then you cannot enact foreign policy as they want it to, someone's going to come with a crowbar for them kneecaps.

00:28:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:28:39.000 Also, I would like to find out about this, all the people in the area around the Clintons who died by self-deletion.

00:28:49.000 When you look at the numbers, I mean, that is, I'm sorry, it's unbelievable.

00:28:53.000 You know, you have to be a terrible person to have that many friends decide that they want to end their own lives.

00:28:58.000 Correct.

00:28:58.000 Yeah.

00:28:58.000 Well, it's like not even friends.

00:28:59.000 It's like, oh, you remember that guy that like scratched my car last week?

00:29:02.000 Yeah, he shot himself.

00:29:04.000 I met Hillary Clinton.

00:29:05.000 Now my life is so terrible.

00:29:07.000 I can't help but just, I got to end it.

00:29:09.000 Sometimes hitting themselves twice.

00:29:10.000 Yeah.

00:29:11.000 I just want to point out that there was at the time of the 2016 election a meme that I believe this is when it began that regular people who are non-political were sharing.

00:29:24.000 And it was anytime a company went bankrupt, anytime a show got canceled, anytime a car crashed, someone would make a Twitter post from the object saying, I have information that will lead to the arrest and prosecution of Hillary Clinton.

00:29:38.000 And everyone's like, oh, whoa.

00:29:40.000 It was the theory that the Clintons were killing people was so common.

00:29:45.000 Regular random people who did not get involved in politics were making jokes that like, you know, oh, my favorite show got canceled.

00:29:51.000 And then they would post a fake post from the, you know, the TV show saying, I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

00:29:57.000 Yep.

00:29:57.000 Well, it's so funny watching the media like try to debunk it because there's like 500 people on the list.

00:30:02.000 It's like, you could maybe get like 10.

00:30:04.000 It's like hundreds of people.

00:30:06.000 When you look at some of the ways that these people died, you're like, why do you call this a suicide?

00:30:12.000 Yeah.

00:30:13.000 It's like a piano dropped on him and then it's like, what's going on?

00:30:17.000 You know, shot in the back of the head.

00:30:18.000 Twice in the back. 0.97

00:30:19.000 That's what I say.

00:30:20.000 Like twice.

00:30:21.000 They need to pull that dude's medical license.

00:30:23.000 That is insane. 0.93

00:30:25.000 Well, I mean, the dangerous part is if you pull the medical license, you might shoot yourself in the head twice. 0.59

00:30:31.000 I mean, yeah, or you could fall down some stairs.

00:30:34.000 Something like crazy.

00:30:35.000 I was going to testify and then an anvil dropped on them.

00:30:38.000 It's an acme on the side.

00:30:39.000 It's so wild.

00:30:40.000 Yeah, but when you look at the number that have passed away that had any kind of from self-deletion, you have a better chance of breaking your leg, throwing yourself down the stairs and having it set itself by, you know.

00:30:53.000 This is when everything went wrong.

00:30:55.000 Do you guys remember this one?

00:30:56.000 Yeah, throwback.

00:30:57.000 Harambe.

00:30:58.000 Listen, kid, I don't have much time.

00:30:59.000 I have information that will indict Hillary Clinton.

00:31:03.000 Oh, it's tripped down memory lane.

00:31:05.000 Some people say that when Harambe died, it's when everything went insane.

00:31:09.000 It's true.

00:31:09.000 He held it together.

00:31:10.000 What year was it 2016?

00:31:11.000 Was it 2016?

00:31:12.000 I'm pretty sure, yeah.

00:31:13.000 It was either 2012.

00:31:13.000 Do you believe it was that long ago?

00:31:15.000 Or it was like 2012, the end of the Mayan calendar.

00:31:17.000 So, you know, yeah, Mayan calendar.

00:31:19.000 So.

00:31:19.000 Large Hadron Collider.

00:31:21.000 It's when things got, yeah, the Large Hadron Collider and the End of the Mayan calendar both happened in the same year.

00:31:25.000 And that's when things got really weird in America.

00:31:28.000 You know, coincidentally, that's when social media became a big deal in everyone's pocket as well with the cell phone.

00:31:35.000 So, you know, you can choose whichever one you prefer to believe.

00:31:38.000 I think I'm going with.

00:31:39.000 Maybe it's both.

00:31:41.000 Maybe it's a mixture of all of these.

00:31:43.000 These are really crazy, you know?

00:31:44.000 Yeah.

00:31:46.000 So I don't know that, I mean, generally, I'm not usually particularly partial to supernatural stuff, but, you know, the mind.

00:31:56.000 I am.

00:31:57.000 Are you?

00:31:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:31:58.000 Oh, yeah.

00:31:58.000 I've seen some crazy stuff.

00:32:00.000 Please.

00:32:01.000 Well, the one that really stands out the most, I was stationed in Abu Ghraib prison in 04.

00:32:07.000 I was a first sergeant.

00:32:09.000 I'm coming back from a battalion meeting at like 10.30, 10.45 at night.

00:32:13.000 It is just black as midnight.

00:32:16.000 It is so dark.

00:32:18.000 And I turn the corner to go into the building, and there's a long hallway that runs the length of the building with fluorescent lights as bright as this above it.

00:32:27.000 I come around the corner, and I see a jet black shadow, arms and legs about 50, 60 feet away, walk across underneath the light and go into an alcove to the right.

00:32:39.000 In the Middle East, that's a gin.

00:32:41.000 It was a, you know, ghost ninja, I think.

00:32:43.000 But, you know, you're carrying your M4.

00:32:45.000 I lock and load.

00:32:46.000 I clear the corner and there's an alcove with three doors that are all padlocked from the outside.

00:32:51.000 And I was like eight seconds behind it.

00:32:53.000 There's no way that was a human being.

00:32:56.000 Wait, what?

00:32:58.000 What do you think it was?

00:32:58.000 Yeah.

00:32:59.000 It was a gin or a ghost.

00:33:01.000 A gin.

00:33:02.000 Well, the thing is, is outside our walls, there was like four or five mass graves.

00:33:08.000 How tall was it?

00:33:09.000 Like, describe it?

00:33:10.000 It's, you know, between five and six feet tall-ish.

00:33:14.000 And it had arms and legs, and it literally just walked right underneath the light.

00:33:21.000 And that was it.

00:33:23.000 That was like, oh my god, this place is hell on earth.

00:33:27.000 Yeah.

00:33:28.000 Yeah.

00:33:29.000 And the building we're in was the political prisoner building that had a wood chipper out back.

00:33:34.000 What?

00:33:35.000 Was it stained?

00:33:37.000 Yes, it was.

00:33:37.000 Oh, my God.

00:33:39.000 And I lived in a bunk that where that used to be, there was a tank that they dipped people in acid to death. 0.92

00:33:46.000 I saw the video.

00:33:47.000 Man.

00:33:49.000 So let's start from the beginning because I have like no idea how we got here.

00:33:51.000 All right.

00:33:52.000 Sorry.

00:33:53.000 I have a habit of going into the weeds sometimes.

00:33:55.000 So start from the beginning with the story.

00:33:55.000 This is interesting.

00:33:57.000 Where were you?

00:33:58.000 What happened?

00:33:59.000 What is this building?

00:34:00.000 I was in Abu Ghraib prison in 04.

00:34:03.000 And that's in.

00:34:04.000 Iraq.

00:34:05.000 And it literally right after the torture thing hit the news, we were the center of the butthole of the universe.

00:34:12.000 And we're getting attacked all the time.

00:34:15.000 And I was at a battalion meeting with my commander, you know, listening to their drivel. 1.00

00:34:21.000 They're incompetent bastards. 1.00

00:34:22.000 But I'm sorry for swearing. 1.00

00:34:24.000 But that is what it is.

00:34:25.000 And I left and I walked across the area to go back to our building because in Abu Ghraib, there's four actual prison complexes within the big complex itself.

00:34:38.000 I literally walked through the front door.

00:34:40.000 There's a long hallway with a fluorescent light right over the top.

00:34:44.000 And about 50, 60 feet to my front, a jet black human silhouette walked right across my path into an alcove to the right.

00:34:53.000 This is a well-lit hallway.

00:34:55.000 It's not quite as bright as this.

00:34:57.000 It's close, but yeah.

00:34:58.000 And so you saw a black silhouette figure walking in a well-lit area.

00:35:03.000 Yes.

00:35:03.000 And I immediately thought it was Haji Ninja.

00:35:06.000 And I locked and loaded and cleared the corner and there was nothing there.

00:35:09.000 Whoa.

00:35:10.000 Yeah.

00:35:11.000 Shadow people. 0.81

00:35:12.000 Yeah.

00:35:13.000 I mean, I've seen some crazy stuff there.

00:35:15.000 And that was the one.

00:35:16.000 So this, you were just saying that this place had like a wood chipper?

00:35:19.000 It had a wood chipper out back.

00:35:21.000 Whose wood chipper was it?

00:35:22.000 It was the prisons.

00:35:23.000 And this was like an Iraqi government prison, and they had a wood chipper.

00:35:28.000 They had analogs, wood chippers and the whole bunch of people.

00:35:30.000 The implication, of course, is that they put people in the wood chipper.

00:35:32.000 Hopefully headfirst.

00:35:34.000 I doubt it.

00:35:34.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:35:36.000 What's the point of the object, right?

00:35:37.000 Yes.

00:35:39.000 To make other people watch as you say, like, this could be your fate.

00:35:42.000 Otherwise, they would just, you know, asphyxiate them or something. 0.87

00:35:45.000 Yeah, or a single bullet for the executions.

00:35:48.000 And you said there was like a mass grave out there.

00:35:52.000 Well, yes, there was four or five of them out there.

00:35:55.000 And they found it when they bulldozed the top off the dirt and they moved it against the far wall.

00:36:02.000 And I was running, when I first got to Iraq, I was running the sergeant of the guard and putting in guards and stuff.

00:36:07.000 And I would hang out and I had a little walkie-talkie on scan to find out if my dudes up in the towers were talking when they shouldn't.

00:36:16.000 And I look down, and there's a femur bone, a jaw, a whole bunch of little bones from hands and feet.

00:36:22.000 How many...

00:36:25.000 That were stacked on top of each other.

00:36:27.000 That's what I was told by the CBs who were clearing the area.

00:36:29.000 Do they know or do you know how many people may have been?

00:36:33.000 It's estimated somewhere between 50,000 to 150,000 people.

00:36:38.000 Just buried in this pit.

00:36:39.000 Over a 15-year period.

00:36:41.000 So I wonder, right?

00:36:42.000 There's a lot of superstition, theories, and no one really knows, but some people would say that in an area of dark concentration of evil, demons manifest, or it could be that the demons manifested first, and it's why those graves exist or something like that.

00:37:00.000 I don't know.

00:37:01.000 It's a chicken or egg argument.

00:37:02.000 What do you think that thing was?

00:37:05.000 I think it was an individual who had been put to death and was still wandering the area.

00:37:12.000 Wow.

00:37:13.000 I think.

00:37:15.000 Did it look like a normal human?

00:37:16.000 Nothing weird about it?

00:37:17.000 No, like, you know, like hosting.

00:37:19.000 There's no wispy, anything.

00:37:20.000 It was just walked.

00:37:22.000 It was more like at a slight diagonal.

00:37:23.000 Did you report it?

00:37:24.000 Of course I did.

00:37:25.000 Because you're probably like, hey, the intruder, there's a guy in here, right?

00:37:29.000 Well, I ran it up the flag.

00:37:30.000 I told my commander and he's just like, what?

00:37:34.000 I don't think so.

00:37:35.000 Are you really going to run that up?

00:37:36.000 I'm like, yeah, this place is haunted.

00:37:38.000 He goes, well, it's just your affair.

00:37:40.000 So I ran it up there and, you know, people laughed about it.

00:37:44.000 You know, I always wondered about this, though, because I watch these horror movies, and it's always written where, like, a lady will see a lizard come out of her closet.

00:37:51.000 And then she calls the police and says a giant lizard came out of my closet.

00:37:53.000 And they're going to be like, okay, lady, and hang up on her. 0.87

00:37:56.000 When she could have just said, a wild animal broke in my house.

00:37:59.000 I need someone help.

00:38:00.000 And they'd actually show up.

00:38:01.000 So I'm wondering, when you see this figure, wouldn't just you report that, hey, we got someone who breached the perimeter.

00:38:07.000 They're inside.

00:38:08.000 I don't know where they went.

00:38:09.000 I didn't report it as a breach because I cleared the corner and there was nobody there.

00:38:14.000 So I'm like, this is crazy.

00:38:16.000 What if it was Haji Ninja and he just slipped into a room?

00:38:18.000 Nah, nobody's that good.

00:38:20.000 Not when I'm eight seconds behind you, locked and loaded with an M4. 1.00

00:38:20.000 Sorry. 1.00

00:38:24.000 You're done.

00:38:24.000 So you just, did you actually say you saw a ghost or an entity or something?

00:38:29.000 You said ghost.

00:38:30.000 I said it was a ghost or shadow being.

00:38:32.000 And, you know, they made fun of me.

00:38:34.000 And I don't mind getting laughed at.

00:38:35.000 I'm like, okay, well, it's haunted.

00:38:37.000 I'm just telling you.

00:38:38.000 I've seen horror movies like that, too, where the guy says, hey, I saw a shadow being or a ghost.

00:38:42.000 And they all laugh.

00:38:43.000 And then behind them, you can see the creature rising up.

00:38:45.000 And you're like, I'm telling you, it's there.

00:38:46.000 And they go, nice, Troy.

00:38:47.000 And then it eats them.

00:38:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:49.000 Yeah, man.

00:38:50.000 That's crazy.

00:38:51.000 Why did that come up?

00:38:53.000 He talked about supernatural stuff.

00:38:55.000 Yeah, I don't remember exactly what happened.

00:38:57.000 You're talking about the mind calendar.

00:38:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:00.000 I was arguing that you don't believe in supernatural stuff.

00:39:01.000 And he said, I didn't.

00:39:02.000 I was pleased.

00:39:03.000 I said, at least.

00:39:03.000 I believe in it.

00:39:04.000 Oh, I do.

00:39:05.000 But here's the important thing to understand is what I don't get is the skeptics.

00:39:10.000 And, you know, with all due respect to atheists, the people who believe that the universe is static and it's just what we see in physics, because we know we haven't discovered everything.

00:39:20.000 Only in the last hundred years did we discover the electromagnetic spectrum. 0.97

00:39:24.000 So when you go to people and say there's an invisible energy all around us and I can harness it, they'd say, you're nuts. 0.63

00:39:29.000 And then the dude was like, here's a telephone. 0.52

00:39:31.000 And they're like, what?

00:39:32.000 All of a sudden, you got radio communications within a decade.

00:39:35.000 So when I hear stories of I saw a shadow being, okay, well, here's what you should consider.

00:39:42.000 Millions of people have reported seeing shadow beings.

00:39:44.000 Correct. 1.00

00:39:45.000 So, to just dismiss it outright as they must be crazy is stupid. 0.99

00:39:49.000 You can argue humans have a misfiring in their brain where they might perceive a shadow being and it's actually internal, maybe, or it could be that there is something we have not yet discovered or we don't understand. 0.98

00:40:00.000 So, that's why I don't like paranormal or supernatural.

00:40:02.000 It just basically means we don't understand it yet because if it is part of existence, then it is part of natural reality.

00:40:09.000 It's part of a physics we have yet to discover.

00:40:13.000 Yeah, I mean, there's, you know, there are physicists that will talk about, you know, multiple dimensions that we can't access.

00:40:21.000 Like, there are people that say there are 14 dimensions, that there are, you know, more than just the up, down, left, right, forward, back, and time that we can experience, you know.

00:40:30.000 And so our ability to know things is limited to the, you know, the sensors that we have, our eyes, ears, and our own senses.

00:40:41.000 And we have to use instruments and tools to be able to access other things.

00:40:46.000 Like we have to use tools to be able to see the infrared spectrum.

00:40:49.000 We have to use tools to be able to see, you know, ultraviolet and stuff.

00:40:53.000 So, I mean, it does make sense that there's far more to the universe than we understand.

00:40:56.000 We had a poltergeist phenomenon here.

00:40:58.000 Really?

00:40:59.000 Yeah.

00:40:59.000 In the studio.

00:41:00.000 So the minute you see something move on its own, you're like, oh my God.

00:41:04.000 And this happened twice.

00:41:05.000 You know nothing.

00:41:05.000 What happened here?

00:41:06.000 Yeah.

00:41:07.000 I can't get into the details.

00:41:10.000 But I can just say that several of the employees here witnessed it twice.

00:41:17.000 And we are all just like, there is no scientific explanation for what we have just witnessed.

00:41:22.000 I know people get really mad because they're like, you have to tell us a story.

00:41:25.000 I can't do it.

00:41:26.000 I can only tell you that we witnessed what I would call poltergeist activity in this building.

00:41:31.000 We built this building.

00:41:33.000 From the ground up, we cleared it.

00:41:36.000 We laid the foundation.

00:41:37.000 We put the dirt, the gravel.

00:41:38.000 We put the frames up.

00:41:39.000 The studio that we're in is part of, we should probably do like a tour.

00:41:44.000 Like, we haven't done this.

00:41:45.000 We have a gigantic, it's a 38-tall warehouse structure.

00:41:51.000 Inside the structure is another, I think, 2,000 square foot building or something or, you know, yeah, something like that.

00:41:57.000 It's got four rooms.

00:41:59.000 And so we built this thing, and it's very strange that we had this phenomenon happen here.

00:42:05.000 However, we did find a rusty Civil War bayonet on the grounds when we were building this.

00:42:13.000 Another thing is this could have been part of a homestead back in the day.

00:42:17.000 You don't, I mean, unless you go pull the plats at the county and look and see.

00:42:20.000 There's a cemetery on the grounds.

00:42:22.000 There you go.

00:42:23.000 And yeah.

00:42:26.000 But we are in the Civil War battle area, right?

00:42:30.000 Antietam is only, I think, maybe like 20 some odd miles from here.

00:42:34.000 Harper's Ferry is just around the corner.

00:42:36.000 And when they were building this structure, one of the contractors walked up to me with a Ziploc bag with a rusty Civil War bayonet.

00:42:43.000 And he's like, look what we found.

00:42:44.000 Wow.

00:42:45.000 And we were like, uh...

00:42:50.000 Yeah.

00:42:50.000 No, thank you.

00:42:52.000 I don't know what we did with it.

00:42:52.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:42:54.000 Have you ever experienced any, have you experienced anything else like that when you were deposited?

00:42:58.000 I grew up in a haunted house.

00:43:00.000 Really?

00:43:01.000 Yeah.

00:43:01.000 I've been to virtually every military base you go to is haunted in some form or fashion.

00:43:08.000 I've seen that.

00:43:09.000 Military bases.

00:43:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:43:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:43:11.000 My earliest memory is of something that I couldn't explain, and I've never had anything like that happen since then.

00:43:16.000 The idea of a shadow person where my earliest memory was being in a bath and then somebody walking by the bathroom door that couldn't have been there because both my dad was gone and my mom was downstairs.

00:43:27.000 And that's, I've never had anything like that since.

00:43:30.000 I don't have any predisposition to like watching or paying attention to anything to do with the paranormal, but that is the earliest memory I have is something that couldn't have happened.

00:43:38.000 It happened to me when I was a kid as well.

00:43:41.000 I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw a shadow figure in like outside my door.

00:43:48.000 And I won't get into the full details, but just it wasn't my parents.

00:43:52.000 You know, I just.

00:43:53.000 Were you looking directly at it or was it out of the corner of your eye?

00:43:55.000 No, I was looking directly at it.

00:43:56.000 Just like I thought we were being robbed.

00:44:00.000 I thought someone broke into my house and I was like, I think I was like nine or ten.

00:44:05.000 And so I was thinking, just shut up and stay and don't move and let them think you're sleeping.

00:44:09.000 But we weren't robbed. 0.87

00:44:11.000 I could hear dishes clanking and just tenant.

00:44:16.000 It's a previous tenant.

00:44:17.000 It could be.

00:44:18.000 I think the previous tenant was like some old lady and she was like a widow. 0.99

00:44:22.000 Yeah.

00:44:22.000 I've seen stuff like that.

00:44:24.000 Man, but the mass grave stuff is crazy because I wonder if there is something to this idea of all of these people who died give off this concentration of loss that manifests into some kind of entity or something or some kind of psychic remnant.

00:44:43.000 Something negative gets left behind when that happens.

00:44:46.000 When enough people get put to the sword or they die quickly in an unexpected way, you're going to have residuals.

00:44:55.000 Man.

00:44:56.000 That's exactly what we're probably looking at.

00:44:58.000 What if people can't leave the earthly plane until their natural time span is up?

00:45:03.000 So when they're murdered, their soul is stuck for the next – Yeah, if you're supposed to live to be 60, 70, but you were killed at 23 in war, you just linger for 50 years because your soul doesn't leave until it's time.

00:45:15.000 That's a miserable existence.

00:45:17.000 Yeah, and that's why ghosts are so miserable.

00:45:20.000 You definitely remember this.

00:45:21.000 The movie Ghost, right, with Patrick Swayze.

00:45:23.000 Remember the ghost that was stuck on the train?

00:45:26.000 Talk about a miserable existence, right?

00:45:26.000 Yes.

00:45:28.000 Like to be stuck on a subway train and just like always angry at everybody around you.

00:45:36.000 Maybe that's why they're stuck, though.

00:45:38.000 Dying at the past.

00:45:38.000 Because the afterlife is like this person's just like not a good entity to come.

00:45:43.000 You know what I mean?

00:45:44.000 And then as like medical technology improves and people live longer, then the ghosts just have to stay here longer and longer and longer.

00:45:51.000 That's miserable.

00:45:53.000 You're only supposed to be here for 70 years, but we artificially extend your lifespan so your soul just zips out and then you're just like well you know you run out of time you run out of time that's just the way it rolls i mean i myself i'm on the 65 and out plan so that's 65 and out when you so how old are you now i am uh one hairy nutsack away from 60.

00:46:15.000 oh wow so i'm 56.

00:46:17.000 all right i'm just playing how often was uh was that something that happened regularly in the military was it Were you one of the few that reported something like that, or would that be a fairly common occurrence?

00:46:27.000 Most people would never, ever report that.

00:46:29.000 That's being made fun of, or for fear of both.

00:46:33.000 Or they're going to be like, what are you wasting our time for?

00:46:36.000 It's insane to me.

00:46:36.000 That's insane to me.

00:46:38.000 Imagine, you know, with the UFO stuff we see, these pilots are like, we had the very famous story where the fighter pilot said an object locked to the left of his jet, and when he turned, it was moving with him.

00:46:51.000 Imagine if he was like, if I report that, I'll look crazy.

00:46:53.000 This means that if China, Russia, Iran, or anybody develops any kind of special weapon, our men and women are going to be like, better not report it because of the stigma.

00:47:01.000 And it's like, bro, you tell them because that's why it's important you do.

00:47:07.000 It's crazy to me that there could be something actually happening in this prison where, like, maybe it, you know what?

00:47:14.000 Let's say this.

00:47:15.000 Maybe it literally was Haji Ninja and you didn't believe it, so you called it a ghost.

00:47:20.000 The response should be, hey, look, man, our guy, he's doing security and he says he saw some kind of figure.

00:47:25.000 I'm not going to make assumptions as to what that is.

00:47:26.000 Let's get a sweep and make sure there's nobody in here.

00:47:28.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:47:29.000 Instead, they're like, ah, you're crazy. 0.72

00:47:30.000 And next thing you know, Haji Ninja succeeds in his assassination plot. 0.87

00:47:33.000 And I was also in Phoenix for the Phoenix lights.

00:47:37.000 Oh, you were there for that?

00:47:38.000 Really?

00:47:39.000 Yeah.

00:47:39.000 You saw them.

00:47:40.000 I was working out of Phoenix as an investment banker and I was kickboxing, so I've worked out quite a bit.

00:47:47.000 This episode's getting weird.

00:47:49.000 And I'm literally out just doing a jog, and I'm like, oh, look.

00:47:52.000 And I look back and those aren't flares.

00:47:54.000 I thought they were flares.

00:47:55.000 And it was in a V formation and I watched it for like 15, 20 minutes.

00:47:59.000 And then I'm like, eh.

00:48:01.000 I continued my workout.

00:48:02.000 Was there any noise?

00:48:03.000 No, completely silent.

00:48:05.000 But they're moving at a steady rate?

00:48:08.000 I've seen flares.

00:48:09.000 I've seen all the crazy stuff.

00:48:11.000 Was there a structure?

00:48:12.000 I didn't see the structure.

00:48:13.000 Let's just saw the lights.

00:48:14.000 Because the crazy thing is drone technology, quadcopter, is fairly rudimentary.

00:48:20.000 And I'm sure the military had this stuff a long time ago.

00:48:23.000 That easily explains the Phoenix lights.

00:48:25.000 It could be.

00:48:26.000 But this is before commercial-grade quad rotors and, you know, smart controllers and things like this.

00:48:34.000 So, and GPS, to such a degree that we knew of, for the average person, it was unthinkable that you could have these objects flying in formation.

00:48:42.000 But for the military, it was probably rudimentary.

00:48:45.000 Well, yeah, it could be.

00:48:46.000 It could be.

00:48:46.000 The thing that really disturbed me about the whole thing is the governor of Phoenix or of Arizona at the time, like hammed it up and was kind of a douche about the whole thing.

00:48:58.000 And, you know, if you have something in your airspace, you probably should inquire what that is.

00:49:06.000 Could be a spyball.

00:49:08.000 Let's come back to Earth.

00:49:10.000 We got this story from the post-millennial.

00:49:12.000 Zorin Mamdani, you know him, you love him, applauds personal NYPD detail despite past calls to defund the police.

00:49:20.000 I call this the epitome of snake oil.

00:49:23.000 This guy's got more than enough clips of him talking about defunding the police.

00:49:27.000 One in particular where he says replace it with something that actually keeps people safe.

00:49:31.000 Then you get this shooting, and he's trying to play this game where he's effectively doubling down while trying to act like he doesn't want to defund the police.

00:49:40.000 Postmano says New York City mayoral candidate Zoran Mamdani is facing criticism after defending his use of a personal NYPD detail despite his long-standing public calls to defund the police.

00:49:50.000 Mamdani addressed the issue at a recent press conference and asked about his recent trip to Uganda, where he held a multi-day wedding celebration at a family-owned compound surrounded by armed security.

00:50:00.000 The event drew backlash from critics who said his actions contradict the policies he advocates for.

00:50:05.000 The socialist candidate defended his personal security measures due to threats he's received during the campaign.

00:50:10.000 Quote, they are also precautions that I'm immensely grateful for, especially in the example of the NYPD detail that I have here in New York City.

00:50:18.000 Mamdani has previously called for abolishing law enforcement agencies and banning all firearms in the United States.

00:50:26.000 Yeah.

00:50:26.000 After the attack yesterday, he came out and was like, oh, we have to ban assault rifles and whatnot, which is – I mean, it's typical for someone that's of that ideological makeup.

00:50:39.000 They want to have the ability to have their own security, but they don't want – One of the main reasons is if you look at the historic examples, if a government exists long enough, it will go off the rails.

00:50:56.000 And I myself don't want to be without any way of defending myself and then put in a camp or worse.

00:51:03.000 That's just me.

00:51:05.000 And the assault rifle thing, those are very dangerous.

00:51:10.000 They're meant to be dangerous.

00:51:12.000 But here's something that's even worse.

00:51:14.000 If you know what you're doing, and you have a bolt action and a scope, you can do all kinds of damage.

00:51:20.000 This is what...

00:51:23.000 Look, in Maryland, have you ever...

00:51:28.000 Michigan, just outside Detroit.

00:51:31.000 Maryland, I was told by local gun shop, it's called one of the evil seven, these seven states that are evil.

00:51:36.000 Maryland has a list of assault weapons that are banned, and it's random and nonsensical.

00:51:42.000 So you don't know the criteria because there isn't one.

00:51:45.000 There are some criteria, like a four grip plus something equals assault rifle.

00:51:50.000 However, they also have a list of just weapons they've deemed to be assault weapons.

00:51:55.000 So you have to go to the website and look up the gun you have to make sure it's not an assault weapon.

00:52:00.000 So an M1A, for instance, is an assault weapon, but a SCAR-20S is not.

00:52:04.000 That's insane.

00:52:05.000 It makes no sense.

00:52:06.000 So what we often see, and I'm not a big gun guy, okay?

00:52:10.000 But every gun person knows that if a crazy person has a fully automatic weapon, an actual assault rifle, it's bad, but they spray and they miss.

00:52:23.000 When you make it so they have to have semi-auto, they aim and they hit.

00:52:28.000 Well, in all of my travels in the military, I've never been a fan of the full auto rifle.

00:52:36.000 I've only fired my full auto rifle one time.

00:52:40.000 Other than that, it was all semi-auto, two, three rounds per target.

00:52:44.000 That was it.

00:52:44.000 In 33 years, maybe I fired seven magazines.

00:52:49.000 Wow.

00:52:49.000 That's it.

00:52:50.000 I suppose the fear would be if this crazy guy had, like, you know, a drum or a belt going around his back or something.

00:52:58.000 Yeah, I mean, I would like to know what happened at the Vegas shooting because I do not fall in the middle.

00:53:03.000 I'm going to tell you.

00:53:04.000 I'm going to tell you right now.

00:53:04.000 He was a Marxist, woke activist, and he was doing it for racial justice.

00:53:09.000 And the reason I'm saying that is because whenever they withhold information, that tends to be the political leaning of the individual.

00:53:14.000 So I'm just going to go.

00:53:15.000 People are like, he was a gun runner.

00:53:17.000 I'm like, I'm going to go with communist.

00:53:19.000 I mean, I don't know what. 0.96

00:53:20.000 Anti-white activist.

00:53:21.000 I don't know what his political ideology was or whatever, but I know that dragging all that ammo and all those guns up that many, up to the whatever floor it was, that is not a small job.

00:53:33.000 That's a lot of crisis.

00:53:34.000 Bellhop helped me.

00:53:35.000 This is going to really twist your noodle right here.

00:53:37.000 If you listen to the audio, there's two different machine guns going off.

00:53:43.000 There's a .30 caliber and there's a 5.56.

00:53:47.000 If you've been in a firefight one time in your life, you will understand what those sounds are.

00:53:51.000 And when I heard the audio, I'm like, that is a 30-caliber machine gun.

00:53:56.000 And then you hear the 5.56.

00:53:59.000 There are people that say people that think he had a .240 up there and that there was a .240 and a saw.

00:54:05.000 What if it was cyclical rate?

00:54:07.000 What if it was more than one person?

00:54:08.000 In all seriousness, what if it was a guy was doing some kind of fast and furious gun running, like we saw with the Obama administration, and they're doing it in Vegas because they're not too far from the border, I mean, but, you know, they're carrying it.

00:54:25.000 Right.

00:54:26.000 And what if he's doing this deal, they find out he's Intel, and it's a con, and a firefight breaks out?

00:54:34.000 Yeah, that is a good theory.

00:54:37.000 But when you...

00:54:39.000 So how do you explain...

00:54:42.000 What is the logic behind two different weapons unloading on this concept?

00:54:48.000 Multiple participants.

00:54:50.000 With an ideological bend?

00:54:52.000 I'm not sure, but whenever you have people hosing into a crowd with automatic weapons, it's done for a specific purpose.

00:55:03.000 Could it be that there was something like it was an Islamic terror attack and they blamed this guy to cover up what happened?

00:55:10.000 It could be.

00:55:10.000 What I want to see is I want the information released to the public because shortly after it happened, it was swept under the rug and a lot of people got whacked.

00:55:20.000 And they're still...

00:55:24.000 They're not doing it.

00:55:25.000 Yeah.

00:55:27.000 I find that pretty upsetting.

00:55:29.000 Frustrating.

00:55:30.000 But do you think there's a possibility that the release of this is the challenge, right?

00:55:35.000 Do you trust the government?

00:55:39.000 No.

00:55:39.000 Indeed.

00:55:40.000 So the challenge is, does it get better than Cash and Dan, right?

00:55:45.000 I mean, these are the guys that we are hoping for, but there's going to be a comment.

00:55:49.000 There's going to be two factors, personal interest or national security.

00:55:53.000 They will always claim national security, but it is very often personal interest.

00:55:58.000 So let's say this guy was doing illicit gun running for an illegal outfit connected to deep state corruption or something.

00:56:05.000 They ain't never going to tell you because they don't want their crimes exposed.

00:56:08.000 There is a possibility that whatever actually happened, the release of the information could threaten national security.

00:56:15.000 It's hard to get the logic in that direction because they always fall back on national security.

00:56:19.000 Just like, well, it's national security.

00:56:21.000 We're not going to answer this question.

00:56:22.000 So, you know, pound sand.

00:56:26.000 Yeah.

00:56:27.000 How do you get away with it?

00:56:28.000 Yeah.

00:56:29.000 I mean, yeah, I don't see how a national security argument would work when it comes to Vegas, at least, though.

00:56:36.000 Well, listen, the government has lawyers who weave lies within lies and then wash it down with a thin little veil of truth.

00:56:48.000 Just so they can get the suppository up your backside.

00:56:52.000 If they can figure out a way to tell you that it's okay for the police to seize your property, seize cash, and then they're not going to have the actual court case be against you.

00:57:03.000 It's going to be the police versus the cash, or that because you're growing wheat on your own property to feed to your own animals, that that affects interstate commerce so the government can regulate that.

00:57:14.000 If those are the kind of decisions that they're going to make, then they can justify anything.

00:57:19.000 Absolutely correct.

00:57:19.000 Vegas was like, what, bump stocks got banned like two weeks after Vegas?

00:57:22.000 Yeah, it made no sense.

00:57:23.000 They claimed he had a bump stock.

00:57:25.000 It didn't sound like a bump.

00:57:27.000 No, a bump stock is, if you fire the bump stock, yes, you will get bursts, but you're not really going to be able to burn 150 rounds.

00:57:38.000 Yeah.

00:57:39.000 I'm sorry, you're going to have breaks in there.

00:57:41.000 That had to have been a belt-fed machine gun, in my opinion.

00:57:45.000 Interesting.

00:57:46.000 And bump stocks, like you don't need to have a bump stock to do that.

00:57:52.000 If you have a belt loop, you can do the same thing that a bump stock does.

00:57:56.000 Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you can just use your hand.

00:58:00.000 Probably, yeah.

00:58:01.000 I watched a YouTube video where people who practice can bump fire just using their arm.

00:58:05.000 You're not going to get 150 rounds off.

00:58:05.000 Yeah.

00:58:07.000 No, you're not.

00:58:08.000 Yeah.

00:58:09.000 No.

00:58:09.000 What is it like?

00:58:10.000 You basically like, well, I'm not going to describe it just for the sake of what we're talking about.

00:58:13.000 I won't describe how it's done, but some people just do it by holding the weapon.

00:58:16.000 And the belt loop is a common thing.

00:58:19.000 And another thing is you're going to see a lot more of this because, you know, communists, if you look at historically, look, the first thing they do is they disarm the population.

00:58:29.000 Yep.

00:58:30.000 They take the means of production.

00:58:33.000 And if that's not producing enough to feed everyone, too bad.

00:58:37.000 If you say anything, you're going in a pit.

00:58:41.000 Yeah.

00:58:41.000 This is going to be detrimental for New York because I have a good friend who's NYPD.

00:58:45.000 He's an officer.

00:58:47.000 I can't say which state, but a Sunbelt state has proposed an offer to him and his buddies.

00:58:51.000 Yes.

00:58:52.000 And he's saying if Zoron wins, which is likely at this point, he'll be on the first Monday after he gets elected.

00:58:59.000 He'll be starting down there.

00:59:01.000 Disaster.

00:59:02.000 I mean, those jobs are really what makes New York magic is these firefighters and policemen and the solution.

00:59:10.000 Socialism is the welcome mat for communism.

00:59:14.000 Yep.

00:59:16.000 They are virtually identical.

00:59:18.000 Well, and Zoron has this weird strain where it's not even like Bernie Marxism, where it's like, this is like resentful Marxism, where he comes from the third world, he kind of has this chip on his shoulder about it, and New York is kind of the pinnacle of Western civilization in a lot of ways.

00:59:32.000 So there's just this vindictiveness that he carries with him where he just totally has an axe to grind with Western civilization.

00:59:38.000 And that's bigger than Marxism or anything.

00:59:40.000 If this was my show, I would have already drank three beers by now.

00:59:45.000 Because I'm getting spun up just looking at this guy.

00:59:48.000 I mean, that's the same playbook that Ilan Omar had as well, which is a hatred for the West, despite the fact that the West took you in. 0.61

00:59:55.000 She has no actual ideology.

00:59:56.000 It's just hatred and vindictiveness, mostly against white Americans specifically.

01:00:00.000 That's a lot of what motivates the left and specifically communists is they don't, it's not that they want to help people that are poor or whatever.

01:00:09.000 It's that they want to hurt people that are not poor.

01:00:12.000 And if you have a mayor like Mamdani, right, if he gets into office and he actually can implement his policies, you can expect the city tax rate to go up.

01:00:23.000 You can expect property to be taken from people that don't follow whatever kind of rules he comes up with.

01:00:31.000 And that's going to run people out of New York City. 0.96

01:00:34.000 New York City being the finest.

01:00:37.000 And California.

01:00:37.000 Yeah, they are.

01:00:38.000 Yeah.

01:00:39.000 But like New York City is the financial capital of the world right now.

01:00:42.000 And you will see a lot of those people saying, we can go ahead and do our business in Miami.

01:00:48.000 We can do it in Houston.

01:00:50.000 We can do it in other places.

01:00:51.000 We don't have to be in New York City.

01:00:54.000 Absolutely correct.

01:00:55.000 That doesn't need to happen anymore.

01:00:56.000 But it's also one of those things that some people are like, we'll just let it burn.

01:01:00.000 It's like, it's not a good sign for your country if your major city that really represents you on the world stage is falling apart.

01:01:07.000 It's like you can't really seed ground like this.

01:01:10.000 I mean, if it's like Chicago, no offense, but it's like, okay, we can try socialism.

01:01:14.000 You know, we can see what, because it's Chicago, right?

01:01:16.000 Like, but you can't do that in New York.

01:01:18.000 We're cooked if New York falls.

01:01:20.000 I mean, that's the country.

01:01:21.000 I don't think New York would fall.

01:01:22.000 They're just 10 years ahead of us.

01:01:23.000 New York, you know, does a dirt dart. 0.98

01:01:26.000 It could really set the example for the rest of the country of what not to do.

01:01:30.000 But we already know what not to do.

01:01:31.000 Did you see what's going on in California?

01:01:33.000 The federal prosecutor can't get indictments from grand juries.

01:01:37.000 Yeah.

01:01:37.000 Wow.

01:01:38.000 Because the grand juries are commies.

01:01:39.000 So the people who live in L.A. are being presented with...

01:01:47.000 Normally, this is an easy grand jury.

01:01:50.000 You can indict a ham sandwich.

01:01:51.000 We're not talking about beyond a reasonable doubt.

01:01:53.000 And the grand juries are saying no, which is extremely rare.

01:01:58.000 And it seems like what's happening is the culture in Los Angeles is ICE bad.

01:02:03.000 So when you go before a group of Los Angeles residents and say, this guy assaulted ICE agents, they go, oh, great.

01:02:09.000 Where do we give him his medal?

01:02:10.000 And then you're like, no, no, we want to prosecute him.

01:02:11.000 I'm like, well, we're not doing that.

01:02:12.000 No indictment.

01:02:13.000 And they just vote no.

01:02:15.000 That's a breakdown.

01:02:16.000 Yes, it is.

01:02:17.000 It's like the opposite of what it used to be, which is like a cop could do the most awful thing in the world.

01:02:21.000 And they'd be like, well, we're not prosecuting him.

01:02:25.000 Look, this is exactly what we've been talking about for some time.

01:02:28.000 I've been saying this.

01:02:30.000 What happens when people just argue the law?

01:02:33.000 Nobody agrees on what the law is.

01:02:34.000 The left is putting out these arguments that ICE is abducting people.

01:02:39.000 One of the ladies who was apparently charged with assaulting an officer claimed that she thought she was being abducted by strangers. 0.99

01:02:46.000 It's like, we know you're lying.

01:02:48.000 You know these guys are ice, okay?

01:02:50.000 Also with Marxist, language doesn't mean anything other than something that they can, And no language, no word that is actually supposed to mean something carries the same meaning to you as it does to them.

01:03:10.000 You're not speaking all that.

01:03:11.000 Marxists share our dictionary, but they don't.

01:03:14.000 We share a vocabulary, but we don't share the dictionary.

01:03:17.000 They change the dictionary.

01:03:18.000 But let's clarify this.

01:03:20.000 They know what you mean.

01:03:21.000 They are lying to you to trick you into doing the wrong thing.

01:03:25.000 Gaslighting.

01:03:26.000 Well, gaslighting refers to changing the past.

01:03:30.000 So it's not necessarily gaslighting.

01:03:32.000 It's more of tricking you into making assumptions.

01:03:35.000 Yeah.

01:03:36.000 So, you know, saying racist, then when you challenge them, they say, no, no, I mean power plus prejudice.

01:03:43.000 And it's like, oh, that's a different thing.

01:03:45.000 You caught me, but I'll change the definition to justify what I'm saying.

01:03:48.000 So they can say the word, when they say racist to you, they know what that means and what you think it means.

01:03:55.000 If you then challenge them, telling them they're wrong and lying, you say, no, it's because I'm using the academic definition.

01:04:01.000 So it's a way to layer their lying.

01:04:03.000 Yeah.

01:04:05.000 It's the way to use postmodernism because postmodernists don't believe that words have meaning other than the ability to use the words to achieve power.

01:04:17.000 Along with the fascists, they also believe the same thing.

01:04:19.000 Yeah, fascists are frequently. 0.64

01:04:21.000 There is no truth but power.

01:04:23.000 Exactly.

01:04:23.000 But that's what they do.

01:04:25.000 That's why there are specific definitions that are quote unquote academic, and they'll use them interchangeably in the same argument, right?

01:04:33.000 You'll be talking to them, and they'll say, well, that's racist.

01:04:36.000 And you'll say, well, or they'll say, you're racist.

01:04:38.000 You'll say, oh, I'm not racist.

01:04:39.000 They'll say, well, you know, blah, blah, blah, power plus prejudice, et cetera, et cetera.

01:04:44.000 And then so they can't be racist.

01:04:46.000 But when it comes to, you know, later on in the argument, they'll use racist in the same way that it's just prejudice against a group.

01:04:53.000 You know how I shut that down?

01:04:54.000 I literally go.

01:04:56.000 You're absolutely correct.

01:04:56.000 I'm an estophobe egotist.

01:05:00.000 Say whatever you got to say.

01:05:01.000 Yep.

01:05:02.000 I don't care.

01:05:03.000 Let's jump to the story from CBS.

01:05:05.000 Ladies and gentlemen, it is like Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.

01:05:09.000 High noon recall warns some Celsius energy drink cans may contain vodka seltzer.

01:05:14.000 Children all across this nation are gleefully rushing to their local 7-Eleven, hoping that as they purchase a Celsius energy drink, they may in fact get alcohol.

01:05:24.000 No, somebody who works at Timcast has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever tomorrow and just come in with the Celsius.

01:05:30.000 There's one in the fridge right now.

01:05:32.000 I think it's the one they're talking about.

01:05:33.000 Who wants to open it?

01:05:34.000 Well, there's a new name for vodka.

01:05:36.000 It's water of alcohol.

01:05:38.000 This is the wokest recall.

01:05:40.000 Trump won. 1.00

01:05:41.000 We don't have to do this crap anymore. 0.99

01:05:42.000 This is the wokest recall I've ever seen. 0.91

01:05:45.000 Beverage brand High Noon is recalling some of its vodka seltzer packs due to some cans being mislabeled as non-alcoholic energy drinks.

01:05:53.000 Great potential for unintended alcohol consumption.

01:05:56.000 So they're saying that you could buy a high noon and get Celsius.

01:05:59.000 That's America.

01:06:00.000 That's America.

01:06:01.000 Somebody on X was just like, this one at the ballot box.

01:06:05.000 Somebody on X was like, DUI lawyers just hit the jackpot.

01:06:09.000 Oh, yeah.

01:06:10.000 For real, though.

01:06:11.000 Yeah.

01:06:11.000 Wow.

01:06:12.000 But I see like somebody's at work tomorrow drinking this and then like they're bought.

01:06:16.000 Like nobody's as annoying as they normally are and they can't figure out why.

01:06:22.000 I just love the idea tomorrow just employees all across America just hammer.

01:06:26.000 Do we do you want to run and check if we have the astro vibe in the fridge right now?

01:06:31.000 I'm on a boss.

01:06:32.000 What is the taste?

01:06:33.000 So Celsius Astro vibe is apparently the one that may be vodka.

01:06:37.000 I don't think that's what we have, but we do have a Celsius in there and someone, it was like the gross stuff.

01:06:37.000 Okay.

01:06:42.000 And your boss that's up on the stories like, oh, that's not an astro vibe. 1.00

01:06:45.000 You're full of shit. 1.00

01:06:47.000 Right. 1.00

01:06:47.000 The older you get, you know. 1.00

01:06:48.000 No, is it an astro vibe?

01:06:51.000 Arctic vibe.

01:06:52.000 Oh, what?

01:06:53.000 It's even more vodka.

01:06:54.000 Arctic vibe.

01:06:56.000 Can we get, is it possible?

01:06:58.000 Is that the only one?

01:06:59.000 It says lot codes.

01:06:59.000 What does it say?

01:07:03.000 The recall was initiated after High Noon discovered that a shared packaging supplier mistakenly shipped empty Celsius cans to High Noon.

01:07:10.000 So wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.

01:07:11.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:07:12.000 Awesome.

01:07:13.000 So like you're in the High Noon factory and you get a bunch of cans of Celsius and you're like, you just pull the lever anyway, you load them in.

01:07:18.000 Yeah.

01:07:19.000 Like the low-level employee just like, a box comes in.

01:07:21.000 They're like, what's Celsius?

01:07:22.000 Don't know.

01:07:23.000 Load it up.

01:07:24.000 Above my pay grade.

01:07:25.000 There was literally like this story on X like last week of this guy who said like he'd been drinking white cloth on the way to work for like a year and found out like at the end of a year that they were out that they had alcohol in him.

01:07:36.000 He's like, fine.

01:07:37.000 I don't know why I got fired.

01:07:42.000 Yeah, it happens.

01:07:43.000 It happens.

01:07:44.000 It is lost at the election.

01:07:45.000 Sparkling Blue Raz Edition.

01:07:48.000 Unfortunately, we have Sparkling Frozen Berry Edition.

01:07:51.000 Sorry, guys.

01:07:51.000 It's not alcohol code.

01:07:53.000 But the thing is, is there a couple Celsius?

01:07:55.000 Do we try it?

01:07:56.000 They're going to pin it on a guy, right?

01:07:58.000 I'm going to double check him right now.

01:07:59.000 I don't know who this is.

01:08:00.000 Do we know whose this was?

01:08:01.000 It's yours now.

01:08:02.000 It's mine now.

01:08:03.000 They're going to pin it on like the lowest level guy, and he's going to be like, I just flipped the switch.

01:08:09.000 All right, boy, Celsius around the world.

01:08:10.000 Oh, it smells kind of weird.

01:08:12.000 Uh-oh, we're cooked.

01:08:13.000 I'm going to try it.

01:08:14.000 This show is going to get wacky and wild.

01:08:17.000 Oh, my God. 0.92

01:08:19.000 Oh, that is disgusting.

01:08:21.000 It's not as good as a Rev 7. 0.89

01:08:24.000 Rant.

01:08:25.000 They got nothing on Rev 7.

01:08:28.000 Just distills the essence of Michael.

01:08:31.000 Like NyQuil.

01:08:33.000 It does taste like that.

01:08:34.000 Celsius is going to be so mad at it.

01:08:34.000 It's awful.

01:08:36.000 This is in the Arctic.

01:08:37.000 That's even funnier if it's an energy drink that accidentally got NyQuil in it.

01:08:40.000 That is not the Arctic.

01:08:42.000 It literally does taste like NyQuil.

01:08:43.000 It's disgusting.

01:08:45.000 Anyway, guys, that was fun.

01:08:46.000 We're not getting their sponsorship.

01:08:47.000 But before we move on, we do have a great sponsor.

01:08:49.000 It's Celsius.

01:08:51.000 Oh, no.

01:08:53.000 Who wants to try this?

01:08:54.000 No, thank you.

01:08:54.000 To be honest, I'm exaggerating.

01:08:56.000 It's like grape.

01:08:57.000 It does taste like Nyquil.

01:08:58.000 It tastes like NyQuil.

01:08:59.000 And you know what's going to happen?

01:09:00.000 It's people are going to be coming on Friday night.

01:09:02.000 They're going to get pulled over.

01:09:02.000 You're like, sir, how many Celsius have you had to drink tonight?

01:09:05.000 Look, you have a lot of energy.

01:09:06.000 No, I drink Nyquil straight.

01:09:07.000 Oh, you know what?

01:09:08.000 It reminds me of Dymatap. 0.56

01:09:10.000 I remember when you were a kid, the grape Dymatap?

01:09:12.000 Is that what it was?

01:09:13.000 Dimotap?

01:09:13.000 I still remember those collections for Dymatap.

01:09:15.000 It made it look delicious.

01:09:16.000 Wait, what if they put lean in the actual?

01:09:19.000 Grape drank is what it is.

01:09:20.000 Yeah, yeah, drink.

01:09:21.000 Grape tasting.

01:09:22.000 That's what it tastes like.

01:09:23.000 They accidentally packaged the perp drank of Celsius.

01:09:26.000 When I was little, all the companies are like crossing over.

01:09:26.000 I don't know.

01:09:29.000 Jolly Rancher is going to start making their own lean before long.

01:09:32.000 Yeah.

01:09:33.000 That's going to happen.

01:09:35.000 It tastes like the watermelon Jolly Ranchers.

01:09:39.000 I'm going to be fair on this.

01:09:41.000 It's not that it's the worst drink I've ever had.

01:09:45.000 It's just bitter, and it tastes like artificial sweeteners.

01:09:48.000 It's not a fish drink. 0.78

01:09:49.000 It's just disgusting.

01:09:51.000 It's got, let's see, taurine, ground, all that's fine.

01:09:54.000 Sucralose.

01:09:56.000 That's just the splenda.

01:09:57.000 Any erythritol?

01:09:58.000 Is it bull semen?

01:10:00.000 It does not have erythritol. 0.99

01:10:02.000 No, it's the white monster though. 0.97

01:10:04.000 Why does people say it? 0.95

01:10:05.000 It's the caffeine that makes it taste bad, to be honest.

01:10:07.000 I don't know.

01:10:08.000 Yeah, because Rev7's got Splenda in it as well.

01:10:10.000 I'm not a big fan, but however they nail the flavor on these drinks, I don't know.

01:10:14.000 It's amazing.

01:10:15.000 It's got Splenda in it as well.

01:10:16.000 Sucralose, they call it.

01:10:18.000 Sucralose.

01:10:19.000 I call it a cancer bomb.

01:10:20.000 I still drink sugar for your Red Bull, even though it's bad for me.

01:10:23.000 Oh, you got to stress test the body.

01:10:25.000 You know, throw a little McDonald's down there every once in a while.

01:10:27.000 Is she still alive?

01:10:29.000 Is this guy who makes these Instagram reels?

01:10:31.000 He goes, he's like a gym bro, and he has never skip heart day, and it's just him drinking non-stop white lobsters.

01:10:37.000 Yeah, because what's going to happen if you ever get like there's a shooting and like, oh, but your heart's ready.

01:10:42.000 You know, it's been through a Big Mac or two.

01:10:44.000 Remember the stairs for that?

01:10:45.000 Didn't some lady die drinking the Panera lemonade? 1.00

01:10:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yep.

01:10:49.000 Can't get that anymore either.

01:10:50.000 Yeah, they had the, it was like extra high octane lemonade.

01:10:53.000 They were living heart attacks or whatever.

01:10:56.000 I bet like productivity was super high around that.

01:10:58.000 Like employment productivity just fell off a cliff.

01:11:01.000 Took it away.

01:11:02.000 She died.

01:11:03.000 She did.

01:11:03.000 21-year-old died.

01:11:05.000 A 21-year-old.

01:11:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:07.000 Had to have a pre-existing.

01:11:08.000 Oh, this happened like a couple months ago.

01:11:10.000 No, no, no.

01:11:11.000 It's because, what is it?

01:11:13.000 Sarah Katz Caffeine Safety Act.

01:11:15.000 She drank like, what did you drink? 0.98

01:11:17.000 Like 2,000 milligrams of caffeine or something?

01:11:20.000 That'll do it.

01:11:21.000 Bro.

01:11:21.000 So.

01:11:23.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:23.000 21, she went to cardiac arrest after consuming, it says one of, I'm pretty sure the story was that she didn't know it was ultra high caffeine.

01:11:31.000 So she kept getting refills as she was eating.

01:11:33.000 And then her heart.

01:11:35.000 That had to be terrifying for her, too.

01:11:36.000 I mean, a cup of coffee has about 10?

01:11:39.000 I think it's about 90.

01:11:39.000 90?

01:11:40.000 That was 200.

01:11:41.000 What's that?

01:11:43.000 That one's got 200.

01:11:45.000 If you're drinking a lot of caffeine or whatever, once you cut it back, you find that you'll have more energy if you're having 75 milligrams of caffeine in call it, as opposed to taking in 200 milligrams of caffeine in the morning.

01:11:58.000 90.

01:11:59.000 It's got 95.

01:11:59.000 95.

01:12:01.000 The amount of caffeine that I used to drink when I was smoking Marlboro Reds and drinking Red Bull all day, I would have 10 Red Bulls in a day without even noticing.

01:12:11.000 Yeah.

01:12:12.000 But once you cut it back, you start having more energy again.

01:12:16.000 I went on a road.

01:12:17.000 Did you put a PET scan?

01:12:18.000 I've gone to the doctor and I'm good.

01:12:19.000 I'm good.

01:12:20.000 I don't have high blood pressure or anything.

01:12:22.000 And I would do it while I was ripping reds in the morning. 1.00

01:12:25.000 Stressed out.

01:12:26.000 How were three reds with a big 12-ounce Red Bull. 1.00

01:12:28.000 It was great.

01:12:29.000 I was on a road trip to North Dakota for the pipeline protest.

01:12:33.000 And I went with this woman who was like, we had mutual friends.

01:12:38.000 And so we were going to split the driving.

01:12:40.000 Like, you drive half, I'll drive half.

01:12:41.000 The only problem was I'm in the passenger side at one point, and I'm like, I'm going to take a nap.

01:12:47.000 And I wake up to like this shake, and we're going 95.

01:12:50.000 And I kid you not, she's holding her phone going like this while driving. 0.98

01:12:54.000 And I was like, what the f ⁇ are you doing?

01:12:56.000 So at that point on, I was like, I'm driving the rest of the way.

01:13:00.000 And this was leaving.

01:13:02.000 No, yeah, wait, I think this was leaving or was on the way there.

01:13:06.000 I think it was on the way there.

01:13:07.000 And so what happens is I now have to drive basically 24 hours nonstop.

01:13:12.000 So I loaded up on a bunch of energy drinks and ate very little.

01:13:17.000 And I think I had like two ultra tall monsters, two five-hour energies.

01:13:22.000 And I went to outer space.

01:13:25.000 It was like three in the morning and I was driving.

01:13:28.000 And then everything turned crystal, like, like I was hallucinating.

01:13:33.000 Everything looked like it was like crystal HD.

01:13:37.000 And I was like, my heart was going, I thought I was going to die.

01:13:41.000 And then the backs of cars started turning the faces of cats.

01:13:46.000 And I was like, I'm pulling over.

01:13:49.000 Dude, when you've got to go from like Salt Lake to Vegas in the overnight, like a couple no-does, a couple Red Bull, and a whole pack of Marlboros will get you there.

01:13:59.000 So you were trying to avoid an argument with physics.

01:14:02.000 That's why you drove.

01:14:04.000 I guess.

01:14:05.000 Yeah, you look, man.

01:14:06.000 You sacrifice to do the job.

01:14:07.000 You got to do what you got to do.

01:14:08.000 It doesn't even work anymore.

01:14:09.000 All the kids are just taking a bunch of Adderall anyways.

01:14:12.000 They have the monster.

01:14:12.000 It doesn't do anything.

01:14:13.000 It doesn't work because you try to get a nerdy drink.

01:14:15.000 You just get hammered.

01:14:16.000 You can't even drive anymore.

01:14:18.000 And then just to cap the story off, we pull into this truck stop and I'm like, I need to drink a bunch of water and just stop before I die.

01:14:25.000 And we were in North Dakota where it was like minus 20 or whatever.

01:14:28.000 And I'm like, let's go inside.

01:14:29.000 And she's like, no.

01:14:30.000 And then I was like, okay, you can't sit in the car when it's minus 20.

01:14:33.000 She's like, I'll just go to sleep. 0.91

01:14:33.000 You'll die. 0.91

01:14:34.000 And I'm like, that's how you die. 1.00

01:14:36.000 That's exactly how you die.

01:14:37.000 She was like, I'll be fine.

01:14:39.000 I was like, oh my God.

01:14:40.000 Oh, my goodness.

01:14:42.000 And then I'm pretty sure I dropped her off in North Dakota and just, she died.

01:14:46.000 Never heard from her again.

01:14:48.000 Yeah, actually.

01:14:48.000 And hypothermia, it sneaks up on you.

01:14:50.000 Yeah, you think you're warm, you fall asleep, and then you're dead.

01:14:52.000 And then you're done.

01:14:53.000 And then I was just like, this is insane.

01:14:55.000 That's why you don't drink the brown liquor when your temperature is that cold.

01:14:58.000 It tricks your body into thinking it's warmer than it is.

01:15:00.000 Well, yeah.

01:15:02.000 Was it like the Datloff Pass incident or whatever?

01:15:02.000 Do you guys know the story?

01:15:05.000 Yeah.

01:15:05.000 Is that what it was?

01:15:06.000 Yeah.

01:15:07.000 Where like, they found the camp abandoned and then like their clothes were thrown off and they were just gone.

01:15:13.000 Yeah.

01:15:13.000 It ran off into the...

01:15:15.000 Yeah.

01:15:16.000 Yeah.

01:15:17.000 Maybe they got cold and started hallucinating and then when you're getting cold, you feel like you're hot, so you take your clothes off.

01:15:22.000 Or maybe they got a bunch of Celsius and ended up being alcohol.

01:15:26.000 Yeah, they got one of those charged lemonades and just went not.

01:15:29.000 I've had hypothermia a couple times.

01:15:31.000 It's not pretty.

01:15:31.000 Wow.

01:15:32.000 Yeah.

01:15:34.000 There's a movie based on this where they find an old Russian base and then they time travel on accident.

01:15:42.000 It's called.

01:15:42.000 I forget, but it was fun, so I recommend it.

01:15:44.000 I'm surprised you don't know just from the description.

01:15:47.000 Yeah, they go there, they find an old Russian base, then they get attacked by these weird monsters, and then at the end, they find a camera that was their camera that filmed everything they did.

01:15:56.000 Then they get warped back in time or whatever, and they become the monsters.

01:16:01.000 Time loop.

01:16:02.000 Time loop, huh?

01:16:03.000 Yeah, something like that.

01:16:04.000 Nice.

01:16:04.000 Anyway, what were we talking about?

01:16:05.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:06.000 All the kids in the country right now, all the teenagers, are running to their local 7-Elevens and buying as much of the Celsius Astro Vibe as they can.

01:16:11.000 I just want this flavor.

01:16:13.000 It's the golden ticket, man.

01:16:15.000 It's like exactly.

01:16:16.000 They're cracking it open and like, wait, wait.

01:16:18.000 And they sip it.

01:16:19.000 Oh, they're like, we did it.

01:16:22.000 We were able to buy alcohol.

01:16:23.000 When I was a young man or young person, it was not that hard to get your hands on alcohol.

01:16:29.000 I mean, same, you know, like you'd stand out in front of a liquor store and then a guy would walk up and you'd be like, hey, buy me a six-pack.

01:16:34.000 And he'd be like, that's it.

01:16:35.000 Yeah.

01:16:36.000 And he just walks out.

01:16:36.000 He go, kid.

01:16:37.000 You did that quite a few times.

01:16:38.000 Yeah.

01:16:39.000 Nobody cared. 1.00

01:16:40.000 You know what the fuck? 0.99

01:16:40.000 When I was a kid, you know how easy it was to get cigarettes? 0.99

01:16:44.000 You'd walk into the store and say, like, I have a note from my mom.

01:16:46.000 And they'd be like, yeah, they'd be like, all right, that's fine by me.

01:16:50.000 I used to go there and buy territens for my mother.

01:16:52.000 What is that?

01:16:53.000 It's a nasty cigarette that she used to smoke.

01:16:56.000 What was it called?

01:16:57.000 Territins.

01:16:57.000 What were they?

01:16:58.000 Oh.

01:16:59.000 Yeah.

01:17:00.000 I have a little handwritten note, and the guy looks at it and says, okay, and he hands you the cigarette.

01:17:00.000 I remember that.

01:17:04.000 Yes, that's exactly how it went down.

01:17:05.000 Yeah, kids these days don't know what they're missing.

01:17:08.000 Cigarettes?

01:17:09.000 You're right.

01:17:09.000 I just mean like how lax things kind of were.

01:17:12.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:13.000 You know?

01:17:13.000 Well, that was back when you had an operating family.

01:17:15.000 There was actually discipline and morals.

01:17:19.000 Trust.

01:17:19.000 Now you have.

01:17:21.000 The truth was.

01:17:22.000 It was more dangerous in the past, too.

01:17:24.000 Like, there were more abductions.

01:17:25.000 There were more people, like bad things that were happening.

01:17:28.000 There were more murders in the past.

01:17:30.000 New York City was a war zone.

01:17:31.000 Yeah, it's true.

01:17:32.000 I remember the Oakland County child killer when I was a kid.

01:17:35.000 And that was serious business.

01:17:35.000 Yep.

01:17:37.000 My grandfather actually drove by the field where they found one of the victims for years.

01:17:43.000 And he had a supernatural incident.

01:17:48.000 We won't go into it.

01:17:52.000 Sarah and I were talking about how old is the kid going to be before he can go take his bike and ride off.

01:17:58.000 And I was like, you know, he can be six and he can go, you know, tool around the neighborhood.

01:18:03.000 And she's like, six?

01:18:03.000 Oh, that's so young.

01:18:04.000 And I was like, I was like, hold on.

01:18:06.000 I literally called my mom.

01:18:07.000 I was like, how old was I when I jumped on my bike and took off?

01:18:10.000 She was like, you were like four.

01:18:12.000 Yeah.

01:18:12.000 Four.

01:18:12.000 She's like, you were just gone.

01:18:14.000 As soon as I could get on the bike, there was a little curb on the driveway my dad put in.

01:18:18.000 He actually put the driveway in.

01:18:19.000 As soon as I could step onto the curb and get on the bike, I was gone.

01:18:23.000 And I knew to be back by the time the lights came on.

01:18:25.000 Yeah, when the lights come on, you better be home.

01:18:27.000 Yep.

01:18:27.000 Let's jump to this story.

01:18:29.000 We've got this from Prime Timer.

01:18:31.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I have a lot of people saying that American Eagle has responded with an apology to the Sydney Sweeney ad.

01:18:39.000 They didn't.

01:18:39.000 It's a parody from Clickhole, and it's hilarious.

01:18:43.000 And it's weird that anyone considers an apology.

01:18:47.000 I got to be honest, the Click Hole joke is funny, but it's weird there's a backlash at all to a model wearing clothes.

01:18:55.000 But sure.

01:18:56.000 So here's what happens.

01:18:58.000 There is an apology that's gone viral.

01:19:01.000 It's not real.

01:19:02.000 I'm going to read it for you, and I'm going to gently massage the language for those that are having family in the room.

01:19:10.000 So this is going around, and I saw people saying this is real.

01:19:13.000 It's not real.

01:19:14.000 It's not real.

01:19:15.000 Okay.

01:19:15.000 For those that are not familiar with the context, Sidney Sweeney Has Great Jeans is the ad campaign.

01:19:20.000 And they show her boobs, and she smacks her butt, and there's a bunch of these, and woke lefties are like, this is Nazi propaganda. 0.97

01:19:28.000 Jeans? 0.99

01:19:28.000 That's eugenics. 0.99

01:19:30.000 So Clickhole made this.

01:19:31.000 It says, we hear you.

01:19:32.000 Our Sidney Sweeney Has Great Jeans campaign missed the mark.

01:19:36.000 Our intention was purely to inspire you to images of Sidney Sweeney wearing our clothes.

01:19:41.000 We had no ulterior purpose or message to convey beyond get yourself off on these close-up shots of Sidney Sweeney's body in tight-fitting denim.

01:19:49.000 That's it.

01:19:50.000 That people viewed our ad as promoting eugenics and not as sexual fodder they could think about while pleasuring themselves in the shower or where were they to images of buxom women like Sidney Sweeney breaks our heart.

01:20:00.000 Perhaps our messaging could have been clearer. 0.69

01:20:02.000 Maybe a more literal slogan such as, Sidney Sweeney has great breasts and buttocks for you to, would have spared our brand all this trouble. 0.99

01:20:10.000 It's too late to know.

01:20:11.000 All we can do now is officially condemn any and all ideologies that endorse eugenics and promise to do better.

01:20:18.000 One of the things that's funny about this is that Click Hole, I believe, was like really, was like BuzzFeed Company or something like that.

01:20:25.000 These companies, like Clickhole was woke.

01:20:28.000 This is part of that woke media industrial complex.

01:20:31.000 And when you look at what's going on with South Park, they're all abandoning it as fast as they can.

01:20:37.000 They're now getting on the edgy and offensive comedy as quickly as they can and trying to return to literal humor over this.

01:20:44.000 I just put something in the Slack.

01:20:47.000 The words you should use is pulling your noodle.

01:20:52.000 I believe that is YouTube acceptable.

01:20:55.000 Apparently the new naked gun is really good.

01:20:59.000 And the comedy is actually really, really good.

01:21:01.000 So Phil, we have an update.

01:21:05.000 Phil just sent me this.

01:21:06.000 American Eagle and Sidney Sweeney, vast majority like her genes, social media isn't real life.

01:21:11.000 So they're saying TMZ wrongly attributed the information to an AE spokesperson.

01:21:15.000 We reached out to AE, they had no comment.

01:21:17.000 So I guess what, they ran this fake apology?

01:21:20.000 Yeah.

01:21:20.000 That's weird.

01:21:21.000 They ran the clickhole apology?

01:21:23.000 TMZ is usually on top of these things.

01:21:25.000 Wow.

01:21:26.000 Really?

01:21:27.000 Yeah.

01:21:28.000 And they went with that apology.

01:21:29.000 Okay.

01:21:30.000 I do think that it's worth noting American Eagle has not come out with an apology.

01:21:35.000 Yeah.

01:21:36.000 Oh, no, they didn't run the clickhole one.

01:21:38.000 They just ran a different statement.

01:21:39.000 Oh, okay.

01:21:40.000 And they misattributed it.

01:21:41.000 It says, the bottom line is it was about creating a great pair of jeans and supporting a very worthy cause through some of the proceeds going to domestic violence prevention.

01:21:48.000 Anything beyond that is noise.

01:21:50.000 So who actually said this?

01:21:52.000 I'm not 100% sure.

01:21:54.000 Whoever said it, TMZ was running it.

01:21:56.000 So that's why I shared it because it related.

01:21:59.000 But like I said, I think it's worth noting that we talked about Jolie Swole today on PCC.

01:22:05.000 That's what he should have done.

01:22:06.000 He should have wrote a fake apology.

01:22:08.000 Yeah.

01:22:08.000 We talked about him and how he was very quick to come out and say, oh, hey, I'm sorry, blah, blah, blah.

01:22:13.000 And then, of course, the leftists attacked him with renewed vigor because that's what they do as soon as possible.

01:22:18.000 Because you admitted that you were wrong.

01:22:19.000 And so it's good that American Eagle hasn't said anything.

01:22:23.000 And it seems like they're not going to.

01:22:27.000 I imagine that they probably have more in this marketing campaign to come.

01:22:32.000 Not that I don't know that it will definitely be Sydney Sweeney, but I imagine more is going to come from this campaign.

01:22:39.000 And I personally, I can't wait to see it.

01:22:40.000 I hope that people have more meltdowns.

01:22:43.000 Well, it's free publicity for them.

01:22:45.000 Yeah, but that wasn't enough.

01:22:46.000 Yeah, people are upset about our jeans.

01:22:49.000 Five years ago, that wasn't enough, though.

01:22:50.000 Like five years ago, people would, you know.

01:22:53.000 Cancel you.

01:22:54.000 Yeah, well, even the company would then come out and tuck their tail between the legs and give some type of apology that didn't need to be done.

01:23:01.000 Because when these companies do capitulate, it ends up being worse for them.

01:23:04.000 That's what happened to all of these fashion brands that ended up putting ugly models on their ad campaigns. 1.00

01:23:10.000 And then they all ended up, if not folding, they ended up losing huge market share.

01:23:14.000 Really?

01:23:15.000 It used to be like so demoralizing walking through a mall.

01:23:17.000 I mean, you still kind of have to go into a fugue state to walk through them all, but...

01:23:22.000 It's like a Costco when you're looking around.

01:23:24.000 I mean, what are we doing here?

01:23:25.000 They have those stores, Torrid.

01:23:27.000 Yeah.

01:23:28.000 Which, what does that mean?

01:23:30.000 Horrid and terrible?

01:23:32.000 I'm not joking.

01:23:33.000 I'm torrid as like terrible and horrible.

01:23:35.000 Sounds like something I came up with. 0.99

01:23:37.000 And it's for fat women. 1.00

01:23:40.000 Parched with the heat of the sun, intensely hot, scorching, burning, passionate, ardent. 0.99

01:23:44.000 I thought it was terrible and horrible all at once.

01:23:46.000 It's not.

01:23:47.000 That's the thing.

01:23:48.000 What's that one with the fat models? 0.95

01:23:50.000 Well, the thing is, most of those fat acceptance models are passing away.

01:23:56.000 Oh, it's true.

01:23:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:23:57.000 You know what's really funny is my wife was telling me this because she is slim and she's like, I wear the same size every time.

01:24:06.000 And so she had a pair of clothes for a while and she was like, I really like these jeans.

01:24:09.000 I'm going to order them again.

01:24:10.000 She ordered the same size.

01:24:11.000 They were massive.

01:24:12.000 What the company did was because women's sizes are not uniform. 1.00

01:24:16.000 It's just like a six, a seven, an eight.

01:24:19.000 They increased the size but kept the number the same because women are getting fatter. 1.00

01:24:23.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:24:24.000 And so the prediction was a woman who was, you know, like a zero last year is going to be a one, and she's going to get really angry if she orders a zero and don't fit.

01:24:33.000 So just make zeros bigger, but keep calling them zeros.

01:24:35.000 You know, it really does speak about like the temperament of men and women because women's sizes are, you know, were you going to say the same thing?

01:24:42.000 Like the women's sizes are like just random. 0.99

01:24:44.000 It could double zero might be.

01:24:46.000 They want to be lied to.

01:24:47.000 Yeah, they want to be lied to.

01:24:48.000 Whereas men, if you have a 34-inch waist, it is 34 inches because that's the kind of thing that men would expect.

01:24:55.000 34 inches makes.

01:24:56.000 So you're talking about the algebra woman sizing? 0.98

01:24:58.000 Yeah.

01:24:59.000 You got to go to the big and tall section.

01:25:01.000 Like AB squared minus.

01:25:03.000 It's like quantum mechanics because who ever knew that?

01:25:06.000 And that's before you get into like European sizing, which is, of course, because they're smaller than Americans. 0.92

01:25:13.000 No, but like for me, so everybody who watches PCC knows like I have my long shirts, but like, I have specific brands that I buy.

01:25:21.000 And there was a point where I found these ones that I really, really liked, and I bought it in black and then like fit really, really well.

01:25:27.000 Bought two more, and by the time the company had grown and the complete cut of the shirt had changed, the sizing had changed, it was nothing like the one that I bought before.

01:25:36.000 But all they had to do is just tell me, like, it was a different size.

01:25:39.000 I would have just bought the different size.

01:25:40.000 It's true, though, but European sizing is actually different because I bought a pair of shorts that were from Europe, and there was my normal 30-inch waist.

01:25:49.000 And they're just, they don't fit right.

01:25:50.000 A lot of the skate companies that I used to skate for used to brand in Europe and all of the, you'd have to buy, like, if you wore a large, you had to buy an XL.

01:25:58.000 If you were an XL, you'd buy a 2XL.

01:26:00.000 And they didn't even make ones bigger than that because there were no Europeans that fat. 1.00

01:26:04.000 Ridiculous. 0.99

01:26:04.000 They haven't invented it. 0.99

01:26:05.000 Yeah, like some of these brands lean into it.

01:26:07.000 Like you're like a Tommy Bahama. 0.58

01:26:08.000 And they're like, here's the fat slob section. 0.99

01:26:12.000 Look, you know what's wrong? 0.99

01:26:14.000 One that's really funny is a lot of people talk about how like, you know, Americans are so fat.

01:26:17.000 But having traveled the world, you guys see the portions are tiny in most places.

01:26:21.000 Oh, yeah.

01:26:22.000 In America, it's just like, man, I go to breakfast and I can't believe the plate that I'm given.

01:26:29.000 You order a waffle and it's the size of the whole plate.

01:26:31.000 Yeah.

01:26:32.000 You go to France, it's like, I'll have the full breakfast and they bring out like a croissant cigarette.

01:26:36.000 You could watch a lot of videos on YouTube where Europeans actually come to America and freak out of all the food and the portions. 0.99

01:26:44.000 Yep.

01:26:44.000 yeah And it is true our food is filled with a ton of chemicals, but like people will travel to Europe and be like, I ate whatever I want and I still lost weight.

01:26:53.000 I was like, because your portions were like a quarter of the size and you walked everywhere. 0.68

01:26:57.000 Like, of course you're going to lose weight.

01:26:58.000 That's probably a big part of it, too, is this, whatever city you're in, you're walking to get everywhere and you're not driving.

01:27:04.000 I think the reason Americans are getting fat is because of the internet.

01:27:06.000 There were a lot of people that thought it was like, you know, high fruitless corn syrup, artificial sweeteners and chemicals.

01:27:12.000 And I think it's the internet.

01:27:14.000 People don't go out anymore.

01:27:16.000 It could be a combination. 0.58

01:27:18.000 Sure, but I think while the chemicals are bad, there are a lot of people who are not fat who eat garbage food.

01:27:25.000 So I certainly think it does contribute, but people don't go outside anymore.

01:27:30.000 So you used to have to walk places.

01:27:32.000 When I was a kid, if I wanted to do anything, we had the internet too, but the internet was on a computer.

01:27:37.000 And so you either had to stay home all day, which sucked, and we had dial-up.

01:27:41.000 So it's like we didn't have social media as well.

01:27:44.000 I mean, we had AIM.

01:27:45.000 We had AWOL Instant Messenger.

01:27:46.000 And so you would see who was online.

01:27:48.000 You'd have this big list of people.

01:27:50.000 But we went out and did stuff.

01:27:52.000 So I'd get my skateboard and to go to the park, it was three or four miles every, like an hour and a half to get there, skating the whole way.

01:27:59.000 And then I'd get there and I'd be super, oh, I'm hungry.

01:28:02.000 And you'd go to 7-Eleven and I would get Taquitos and Milo.

01:28:05.000 You guys know what Milo is?

01:28:06.000 Yeah.

01:28:07.000 Like energy chocolate milk from Mexico or whatever.

01:28:10.000 Awesome.

01:28:10.000 Even before I came to work here, where I was living in Minnesota, I did not have a car.

01:28:15.000 So I walked or biked to get everywhere.

01:28:18.000 And I was skating seven days a week.

01:28:20.000 And I had the same crappy diet then and was quite a bit smaller just because you were walking at least two to three miles every day on top of skating.

01:28:28.000 And then at the same time, I was like, now I go out and skate.

01:28:31.000 I'm like, why am I so sore when I start?

01:28:32.000 I'm like, oh, it's because I didn't just walk a mile to get here and stretch my legs.

01:28:37.000 But even in the summer, my weight fluctuates by at least 10 pounds because I'm getting out way more in the summer in the heat than actually sweating through it.

01:28:44.000 Everything's at your fingertips.

01:28:45.000 You want food, groceries.

01:28:47.000 Yo, I go on DoorDash and I'll be like, I'm going to get some chicken wings.

01:28:51.000 And I press enter and then it's like, they will come.

01:28:52.000 And then it asks me if I need toilet paper.

01:28:54.000 It's like, hey, by the way, your driver can stop at 7-Eleven, pick up toilet paper, toothbrush, whatever you need.

01:28:59.000 I started that with Taco Bell.

01:29:00.000 If you're eating real hot wings, you might need that toilet paper.

01:29:03.000 That's right.

01:29:04.000 You might have to wipe your backside with ice cream.

01:29:07.000 You order birds?

01:29:08.000 Do you want some Celsius just to forget this?

01:29:11.000 I ordered Chuck E. Cheese pizza off DoorDash once.

01:29:14.000 That's going to put you on a list.

01:29:16.000 One time I ordered off of DoorDash.

01:29:19.000 I've never spent so much money on cookies in my life. 0.98

01:29:22.000 Yep, ridiculous. 0.94

01:29:24.000 Go and see the Chuck E. Cheese. 0.92

01:29:26.000 Most people, I think a lot of people know this, but we were ordering from a local restaurant here for work.

01:29:30.000 I was like, I'm going to get burgers and salads and appetizers, and we're going to do a big order.

01:29:35.000 We do it periodically.

01:29:36.000 Sometimes every Friday, we order stuff.

01:29:38.000 But I was in this big order from a local restaurant, and the order was like $400 because, you know, well, we got a ton of employees here, and there's like 10 cheeseburgers, fries, 10 apps.

01:29:47.000 And when I went to press confirm the order, it said the restaurant was closed, which they are not.

01:29:53.000 And so I couldn't do anything.

01:29:54.000 So I was like, okay, I guess I'll call the restaurant.

01:29:55.000 And I said, hey, DoorDash says you're closed.

01:29:57.000 And they're like, we're open.

01:29:58.000 I said, can we do a delivery?

01:29:59.000 I said, sure.

01:30:00.000 I was like, well, I can't submit this because it says you're closed.

01:30:02.000 And she's like, read me your order.

01:30:03.000 And I did.

01:30:03.000 It was 200 bucks.

01:30:05.000 Wow.

01:30:05.000 All delivery fees and surcharges.

01:30:07.000 Well, it's like you order a cheeseburger from the restaurant and it's 10 bucks, you know, or 13, 14 bucks because like a restaurant burger, you order on DoorDash, it's 20.

01:30:15.000 They're calling it post-DoorDash clarity when you realize you dropped 30 bucks.

01:30:20.000 You just have like a self-crisis.

01:30:22.000 What have I done?

01:30:24.000 But it's okay.

01:30:25.000 Taco Bell's worth it.

01:30:27.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:30:30.000 I like Dell Taco.

01:30:32.000 Oh, God.

01:30:33.000 What about it?

01:30:34.000 Just they're delicious cookies.

01:30:36.000 It's just their cookies.

01:30:37.000 10,000 calories.

01:30:38.000 Yeah, they're cookie.

01:30:39.000 Well, the big ones are like $790 a piece, and then the small ones are actually only $190 a piece.

01:30:46.000 So if you get three of the small ones.

01:30:48.000 No, America.

01:30:49.000 You don't need the cookies.

01:30:51.000 And everyone, when you go into a crumble, everyone there looks like they're like cheating.

01:30:54.000 Like you see, they're cheating on the side.

01:30:55.000 They're looking.

01:30:56.000 They're like trying to keep their head down and stuff.

01:30:59.000 That's really sad.

01:31:00.000 Have you guys ever been a sweet frog?

01:31:01.000 No.

01:31:02.000 I am a red.

01:31:03.000 We regularly go to sweet frogs.

01:31:04.000 I love it.

01:31:04.000 Yeah.

01:31:05.000 But I just got to admit, the smallest cup is what, like a pint?

01:31:09.000 Yeah, but you don't have to fill it up.

01:31:10.000 That's the like.

01:31:11.000 Right, but come on.

01:31:12.000 Like, your brain tricks you into thinking you have to fill it up past the top of the pint.

01:31:16.000 It should be.

01:31:16.000 No.

01:31:17.000 The price is different depending on how much it weighs.

01:31:19.000 So actually putting less in saves you money, too.

01:31:21.000 Dude, you know what?

01:31:22.000 It's crazy because I can respect this to a certain degree, but every time you go to an ice cream place, at least out here, I'll say, I'll have a scoop of chocolate peanut butter.

01:31:22.000 You know what?

01:31:32.000 And they give me like three scoops jammed into this thing, like bulging.

01:31:35.000 I'm like, I am not going to eat that.

01:31:37.000 I just wanted a little bit of ice cream.

01:31:38.000 I'm not eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's right now.

01:31:40.000 It's not happening.

01:31:41.000 They would rather be yelled at by you than somebody who's like, this isn't enough.

01:31:44.000 I mean, they're being nice, but like, yo, America, it's crazy.

01:31:47.000 Legit.

01:31:48.000 Like two scoops.

01:31:50.000 I went to Ben and Jerry's and I was like, I'll get the two scoop.

01:31:53.000 I'm like, bro, this is like a thousand.

01:31:53.000 It was a pint.

01:31:55.000 Like 1,200 calories and like 300 carbs.

01:31:55.000 You're getting crazy.

01:31:59.000 31 Flavors does that as well.

01:32:01.000 And people love it.

01:32:02.000 Do you remember the Froyo hustle back in the day when everyone, and you would like, you'd fill up the thing and then you'd get to the toppings and it'd be like, oh, yeah, I guess I'll put beef jerky on my ice.

01:32:11.000 That's a sweet frog. 0.91

01:32:11.000 Yeah, and then you'd get there and it's like $35 because they're like, that's sweet frog. 0.91

01:32:16.000 They got all the things.

01:32:16.000 You get a little cup.

01:32:18.000 All the different flavors.

01:32:20.000 A meat batter, a cake batter, Froyo.

01:32:22.000 And then they've got this big old tray full of everything you can imagine.

01:32:25.000 Yeah, like I'll put dog treats on it, I guess.

01:32:27.000 I don't know.

01:32:28.000 I didn't even put yogurt in it one time.

01:32:29.000 I just was like copping.

01:32:31.000 Yeah, it was, no, it was like Snickers, bars, Reese's, whipped cream, and caramel.

01:32:34.000 I was like, I just want the candy.

01:32:35.000 It's like, sir, how do you want to cut this?

01:32:37.000 That's how it goes.

01:32:38.000 Yeah.

01:32:39.000 I go through the whole thing, and because I don't put any syrup on it, I'm like, I'm saving myself so much weight gain because I just don't put any syrup onto it.

01:32:46.000 The Klarna that was the finance your food?

01:32:48.000 Yeah.

01:32:49.000 Klarna.

01:32:49.000 Oh, yeah.

01:32:49.000 Klarna.

01:32:50.000 We're going to repossess that burrito.

01:32:52.000 What are you going to do?

01:32:53.000 Come on, Cutty, bro.

01:32:54.000 When people talk about late-stage capitalism and then I hear about Klarna, I'm like, maybe, you know, like, I don't know if late-stage capitalism is actually a thing, but if people are financing their burgers, maybe that's what it is.

01:33:06.000 I've gotten those before.

01:33:07.000 I can't remember what app it's on, but it's like, pay for your meal in, you know, four easy installments.

01:33:13.000 It's like four easy installments of $6.99.

01:33:13.000 I'm not joking.

01:33:15.000 I'm like, what?

01:33:17.000 Yeah.

01:33:18.000 How do you fling into Columbia because like Long John Silvers is on their tail?

01:33:23.000 Could you imagine like if you're about to get arrested?

01:33:25.000 I'm arrested.

01:33:26.000 You're about to get married.

01:33:28.000 You know, maybe there's some overlap there.

01:33:29.000 About to get married and your wife's like, you know, is there any like, hey, before we, honey, before we get married, I want to let you know that I hope this doesn't change anything, but I do have a lot of debt.

01:33:37.000 She's like, you do?

01:33:38.000 I'd be like, yeah.

01:33:39.000 And if you're going to marry me, this would cause issues.

01:33:40.000 But I thought it was important that I let you know.

01:33:42.000 What's the debt from?

01:33:43.000 I was financing burritos from Taco Bell a lot.

01:33:47.000 Long John Silvers is after.

01:33:49.000 I've got $3,000 in debt on back pay plus interest for all of the burritos I was ordering every day.

01:33:55.000 There's a burrito debt.

01:33:56.000 Guy financing all the McDonald's monopoly tickets.

01:33:58.000 It's like a big racket. 0.88

01:34:00.000 You just get shot in a motel.

01:34:01.000 There's a Chiros. 1.00

01:34:02.000 I just can't say no to Cheros. 1.00

01:34:04.000 Aren't they suing a whole bunch of people trying to get the money back?

01:34:06.000 Klarna's going out of business.

01:34:07.000 Yeah.

01:34:08.000 Really?

01:34:08.000 Yeah.

01:34:09.000 I mean, it should have been pretty obvious.

01:34:11.000 If you have to finance a burrito, you're not growing particularly financially literate people.

01:34:18.000 And then people were doing like postmodern thesis about what it means to live in a culture with Klarna. 0.82

01:34:24.000 And I'm like, just, this is awful.

01:34:25.000 When I used to do mortgages, I would literally look at between three and 30 credit reports a day.

01:34:32.000 And some of the stuff that was on those credit reports, I'm just like, you got to be kidding me.

01:34:36.000 Like what?

01:34:38.000 Collections for, you know.

01:34:42.000 A guy had a JCPenney account that was defaulted for like $26,000.

01:34:48.000 It's like student loan debt.

01:34:49.000 What are you doing?

01:34:50.000 JC Penny.

01:34:51.000 And JC Penny's for $26,000.

01:34:55.000 I'm just like, what?

01:34:57.000 And you have to call a guy and decline them.

01:34:59.000 And like, hey, man, you know, I can't do your VA loan for you on your credit score is really, really low and you owe like $26,000 to JCPenney.

01:35:08.000 Should I do it right now?

01:35:09.000 I just checked.

01:35:10.000 I can Klarna a pizza.

01:35:11.000 Can you please, can you please do that?

01:35:14.000 Can we please?

01:35:15.000 That'd be so sick.

01:35:16.000 Should we finance a Papa John's cheese pizza?

01:35:18.000 Reinhance it for as long as you can.

01:35:21.000 Like, not just like payments.

01:35:24.000 See if you can stretch it till December.

01:35:26.000 What happens if you don't pay it on time, though?

01:35:28.000 Because they come out like a huge interest.

01:35:31.000 Yeah.

01:35:33.000 I bet you could buy that pizza on Klarna, default on it, and it wouldn't affect your credit report at all.

01:35:39.000 The driver comes back to pick the pizza.

01:35:41.000 You've got a report on your credit.

01:35:42.000 You owe $7 for a pizza.

01:35:42.000 What is it?

01:35:45.000 I'd just be like, dispute.

01:35:49.000 Could you imagine Klarna being like, we're taking you to court over the $7.83 you have left on your pizza payments?

01:35:58.000 The court's going to say no.

01:36:00.000 The judge is going to be like, nah.

01:36:02.000 We're not taking this campaign.

01:36:03.000 We're not burning the time up for $7 for a buried dome.

01:36:06.000 Just come back, your car is on center blocks, just Klarna carved into the hood.

01:36:10.000 You're like, no.

01:36:12.000 This Klarna card was declined.

01:36:14.000 Klarna Cartel is going to come after you.

01:36:14.000 Sorry.

01:36:16.000 Okay, it says four payments made every two weeks.

01:36:21.000 Four payments?

01:36:22.000 Okay.

01:36:23.000 On orders only $35 and above.

01:36:26.000 Oh.

01:36:27.000 Well, you know what that means.

01:36:28.000 Pay off your cheese pizza over two months.

01:36:31.000 Does that include tip?

01:36:32.000 Can you make like a tip that's really expensive?

01:36:35.000 Oh, it's a 25.

01:36:36.000 Wait, wait, what?

01:36:38.000 No, it says zero interest.

01:36:41.000 Well, that's why they're going under.

01:36:41.000 Zero interest.

01:36:43.000 Wow.

01:36:44.000 They didn't understand how credit works at all.

01:36:47.000 We need to do wellness check on Dave Ramsey as soon as possible.

01:36:50.000 Well, that dude's going through it right now.

01:36:51.000 Should I do it?

01:36:53.000 Who wants a midnight cheese pizza?

01:36:55.000 Not me.

01:36:57.000 I'm taking it home with me.

01:36:58.000 If I order right now, you'll get it here and take it.

01:37:00.000 Let's do it.

01:37:01.000 He's going to make me.

01:37:01.000 Let's see what happens.

01:37:02.000 My wife's going to be like, I'm going to go into debt. 1.00

01:37:05.000 My wife's going to be like, why did we get a bill for a pizza that's four payments of $3.97? 1.00

01:37:11.000 Brett asks, so I co- Overleveraged on the stuffed crust.

01:37:15.000 For the show.

01:37:16.000 Wait a minute.

01:37:16.000 Alison, it was for the show.

01:37:17.000 I got it for the show.

01:37:18.000 Hold on.

01:37:18.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:37:20.000 I think they don't even charge you initially.

01:37:23.000 This is a disaster.

01:37:25.000 Okay, no, you pay 25% up front.

01:37:28.000 Then you pay 25% in two weeks, four weeks, and six weeks.

01:37:32.000 That's hilarious.

01:37:33.000 You have a month and a half to pay for a pizza.

01:37:36.000 This is weird.

01:37:38.000 Late-stage capitalism, dude.

01:37:39.000 Yeah, Uber.

01:37:40.000 That's what it is.

01:37:40.000 No, that's crazy.

01:37:42.000 It's not actually.

01:37:43.000 I don't understand why not do it.

01:37:46.000 They're not charging me interest.

01:37:50.000 Because, Tim, you have the money for the pizza.

01:37:52.000 That's why not?

01:37:55.000 Why not do it?

01:37:56.000 Hold on.

01:37:57.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:37:58.000 I got an idea.

01:37:59.000 We should legit do this.

01:38:00.000 I'm going to order food using Klarna and the money that I would normally spend.

01:38:06.000 Check this out.

01:38:06.000 Okay, here's my plan.

01:38:08.000 I'm going to order $100 worth of food for the office.

01:38:11.000 $100 flat.

01:38:13.000 I'm going to finance it with Klarna.

01:38:15.000 Pay $25 up front.

01:38:17.000 Take that $75.

01:38:19.000 Put it in Bitcoin.

01:38:20.000 I'm just going to say in two weeks, take $75 out.

01:38:24.000 I'm sorry, two weeks, take $25 out and pay the next.

01:38:27.000 Then in two weeks, take $25 out and pay.

01:38:30.000 And then in six weeks, take the last $25 and see if I've actually made a profit. 0.99

01:38:34.000 You should ape into shit coins with it, is what you should do. 0.97

01:38:37.000 $75 on Fort Coin. 0.99

01:38:40.000 Letting it ride.

01:38:40.000 Here's a funny thing because the way wealthy people play these games with stock loans is, let's say you have a billion dollars worth of stock and you can't sell.

01:38:48.000 You get a loan against it and the interest rate might be like 4%.

01:38:53.000 You then take whatever extracted, let's say you pulled out $50 million, invest it in something that generates above 4% and you're making a profit off the loans.

01:39:03.000 That's how they cycle this money. 0.78

01:39:05.000 That's what happened during the whole lot.

01:39:06.000 You're talking about margin training.

01:39:08.000 Is that what it is?

01:39:09.000 Yeah, you trade on margin.

01:39:10.000 So you're basically, yeah, like your loan interest is lower than the interest generated from the investment.

01:39:17.000 Well, typically if you're going to do margin trading, say you have $100,000, some institutions will let you do like 20% above that.

01:39:27.000 I don't know if this is margin trading.

01:39:29.000 Well, the thing is they do charge you an interest on the margin trading.

01:39:32.000 So a billionaire who has, let's say there's a guy who's got $100 million in stock in a corporation.

01:39:38.000 Or it could be arbitrage.

01:39:39.000 You can be doing that as well.

01:39:40.000 I think this is arbitrage.

01:39:42.000 Okay.

01:39:42.000 Maybe not.

01:39:43.000 Anyway, what they'll do is they'll say to a bank, give me a loan, a $10 million loan at 3%.

01:39:49.000 They say, okay.

01:39:50.000 They take $10 million.

01:39:51.000 They then invest it in something that guarantees them 7%.

01:39:54.000 So then they can pay back the loan at 4% with a 7% interest on the other money.

01:39:59.000 And so they're making money.

01:40:00.000 That's what was happening the entire time that we had zero interest rates from 2009 all the way until they started raising interest rates in like 2018.

01:40:07.000 And that's a huge part of the reason why income inequality is so bad nowadays.

01:40:12.000 Wow.

01:40:13.000 Four dash arbitrage.

01:40:15.000 Yeah.

01:40:16.000 There is a coin called Klarna Burrito.

01:40:19.000 Check it out.

01:40:20.000 Here's the idea.

01:40:21.000 The prices of food fluctuate.

01:40:24.000 So what you do is you're going long on Chipotle.

01:40:28.000 You tell someone, I'll buy the food for you right now.

01:40:31.000 You pay me back next month for the full cost of the Chipotle, right?

01:40:36.000 So you basically finance.

01:40:39.000 You spend, let's say they do $100 at Chipotle.

01:40:41.000 You spend $25 now.

01:40:42.000 In one month when Chipotle is now 10% more, they got to pay you back $110 to which you use the money they pay you to pay off the rest of the Klarna. 0.95

01:40:51.000 That's right.

01:40:53.000 Long.

01:40:53.000 Yeah.

01:40:54.000 What is that going long on Chipotle futures?

01:40:58.000 Listen, option trading is crazy.

01:41:01.000 Can we make an app that exploits Klarna in a way?

01:41:01.000 Yeah.

01:41:05.000 Like so that people can short people's food orders.

01:41:05.000 I'm not saying illegally.

01:41:09.000 Like are they going to pay it back?

01:41:11.000 It's like the friend who's like, oh, I'll get lunch today and you make sure it's fast food.

01:41:16.000 But then when you go out to someplace nice, it's like this one's on you, right?

01:41:19.000 Yeah.

01:41:19.000 So what you do is you basically pull the big short.

01:41:23.000 You go to a bank and say, we want to create a way to short debt on Klarna for fast food because anybody who needs to finance fast food can't pay it back.

01:41:34.000 And so I guarantee you these are going to default.

01:41:38.000 Oh, yeah.

01:41:39.000 You need to lose some weight.

01:41:41.000 You're just getting shorted into the ground.

01:41:43.000 all these big investments no the whole finance thing is crazy because you know in 2008 when the the market tanked I mean I saw that coming like six seven years prior because I should do those mortgages for people like oh your credit core his credit score is only what 560 yeah of course we'll give you $300,000 They were given loans.

01:42:06.000 Adjustable.

01:42:06.000 Yeah, they were given loans to people that had no jobs.

01:42:09.000 No income.

01:42:09.000 Correct.

01:42:10.000 It's called liar loans.

01:42:12.000 I got one.

01:42:13.000 Liar loan.

01:42:13.000 What was it called?

01:42:14.000 Liar loan.

01:42:15.000 When I first got divorced, I was living in the street for a while. 0.94

01:42:17.000 I got back in the Army, called a buddy of mine because I used to do mortgages.

01:42:22.000 He's passed away.

01:42:25.000 But I remember like, hey, he goes, well, you have income?

01:42:29.000 I'm like, I just started.

01:42:31.000 Well, okay.

01:42:32.000 What's your credit score?

01:42:34.000 It's like 813.

01:42:35.000 Literally, you're just like, I make this much money and here's your mortgage.

01:42:35.000 Okay.

01:42:42.000 Now, luckily, I was able to refinance it because those are usually adjustable.

01:42:45.000 Yeah.

01:42:46.000 You know, usually two years and then you get hammered.

01:42:49.000 Yep.

01:42:50.000 And I rolled, after one year, I just rolled it into a VA and.

01:42:53.000 There you go.

01:42:54.000 That's what caused the 2008 crash is all of these adjustable rate mortgages.

01:43:00.000 Just, you know, the rates changed and people couldn't make payments.

01:43:04.000 We're going to go to your chats, my friends.

01:43:05.000 friends so smash the like button share the show with everyone you know that uncensored portion of the show will be coming up at 10 p.m. at rumble.com slash Timcast IRL this story is not for the faint of heart you're gonna get very very angry and people are gonna say some very naughty things about it so this one will be for the uncensored portion but I recommend you guys come and watch at again rumble.com slash Timcast IRL at 10 p.m.

01:43:29.000 For now we're gonna grab your chats and rants all right Shane Wilder says hey Tim, what is the name of that fish joint in Martinsburg?

01:43:37.000 As an aside, I saw that rock store in Frederick Mall where you procured a few geodes for Ian.

01:43:41.000 I was like, I've seen this place before.

01:43:43.000 The rock store at the Frederick Mall is awesome.

01:43:47.000 It's the best store ever.

01:43:48.000 They sell rocks.

01:43:49.000 Every time I go by there, I'm like, I remember the time you bought the lady who worked there, like the, like, was like a $700 rock or something.

01:43:56.000 It was a $700 rock.

01:43:57.000 She's like, the lady's like, I've always wanted this rock.

01:44:00.000 And I'm like, that tracks.

01:44:02.000 I suppose if I worked at a rock store, I might have like a white whale rock that I wanted.

01:44:06.000 And then I said, I'll take it and you can have it.

01:44:09.000 And she was like, what?

01:44:10.000 It's a $700 rock and it's yours.

01:44:12.000 And they were like, wow.

01:44:13.000 But the rock store is really cool.

01:44:14.000 It's like very educational and the kids can crack geodes.

01:44:17.000 And, you know, Ian cries every time we go because he just loves rocks.

01:44:22.000 You know, and he's special.

01:44:23.000 So as for the fish joint in Martinsburg, my friends, if you find yourself out here or if you're born in a weekend and you're not too far away, Mother Shuckers, it's amazing.

01:44:36.000 Not only is the food incredible, but it says FJB on their door.

01:44:41.000 I know, I know, it's old, but it checks out.

01:44:45.000 And they've got a bunch of pro-Trump memes and stuff everywhere, and they're unashamed.

01:44:51.000 And it's a good spot.

01:44:53.000 It's very lively.

01:44:55.000 And their wings are some of the best I've ever had.

01:44:58.000 And I like it in scallops.

01:44:59.000 It's a great spot.

01:45:00.000 Scallops are good.

01:45:01.000 Scallops are incredible.

01:45:02.000 Especially there.

01:45:03.000 They nail it.

01:45:04.000 They get it.

01:45:04.000 It's good.

01:45:05.000 You've got to try this place you speak of.

01:45:07.000 Yeah.

01:45:07.000 I mean, if you're out here, I don't know what their hours are.

01:45:10.000 I think it's like on weekdays, they open at like 4 p.m.

01:45:14.000 Okay.

01:45:14.000 So it's hard for us to get there, but when we do, we do enjoy it.

01:45:18.000 And then I guess I mentioned them before, and then people started showing up.

01:45:21.000 And so when I went back, they were like, we ate, everything was fine as we were walking out there.

01:45:25.000 I just want to say thank you because people are coming in.

01:45:27.000 I was like, oh, you know, right on.

01:45:29.000 Glad people are coming.

01:45:30.000 Yeah, it's a good spot.

01:45:31.000 And then it's funny.

01:45:33.000 There's a Thai food restaurant in Winchester called Sabai Thai that we go to.

01:45:38.000 And I didn't even realize that we talked about it.

01:45:41.000 But apparently people have been going there like crazy.

01:45:43.000 And they were like, we've been really busy because they said you mentioned the show and I was, or you mentioned the store.

01:45:47.000 And I was like, oh, I mean, it's really good.

01:45:50.000 It's the restaurants we like.

01:45:52.000 Remember that?

01:45:52.000 Oh, word of mouth word.

01:45:54.000 I mean, we live around here.

01:45:56.000 And so we've tried all the restaurants.

01:45:59.000 I'm not going to recommend a place we don't like.

01:46:01.000 You know what I mean?

01:46:02.000 I'm the same way.

01:46:03.000 Yeah.

01:46:03.000 So I don't remember the places we don't like because we don't go back.

01:46:07.000 That makes sense.

01:46:08.000 Indeed.

01:46:09.000 Suze McCarley says, Pop, Pringles, tell the story.

01:46:09.000 All right.

01:46:12.000 Oh, my God.

01:46:14.000 Is it a naughty story?

01:46:15.000 It's, yeah, that's for the uncensored.

01:46:18.000 Let's go.

01:46:19.000 Listen.

01:46:20.000 Thank you, Suzy.

01:46:20.000 All right.

01:46:21.000 I appreciate it.

01:46:23.000 Oh, my God.

01:46:24.000 Big Country Breakfast says, I know someone in the Danville rumor mill.

01:46:27.000 She says it's a lover's quarrel.

01:46:29.000 Vogel got with the attacker's wife, something like that.

01:46:32.000 That's what people are saying.

01:46:34.000 Cosmic Spook says, I'm from Danville.

01:46:36.000 Lee was having an affair with Shoddy's wife.

01:46:40.000 Listen, I've been in that situation, and it's ugly.

01:46:45.000 And emotions run thick, and judgment gets cloudy.

01:46:50.000 Man.

01:46:51.000 NNY says, yeesh, go camping on bike two weeks, come back, harass Brett and Phil on PCC, watch Happy Gilmore 2 laugh a lot, tune in, see this headline, let me back into the bushes now.

01:47:05.000 Happy Gilmore 2 was funny, but it wasn't a movie.

01:47:08.000 It was just all cameos.

01:47:09.000 It was memberberries.

01:47:11.000 Like, the plot makes no sense.

01:47:12.000 It's just...

01:47:17.000 I have no problem saying this to the world and to everybody.

01:47:19.000 I am better at making movies than literally anybody ever.

01:47:23.000 I just have never been given the opportunity.

01:47:25.000 Fair enough.

01:47:26.000 I'm half kidding.

01:47:27.000 I always leave movies being like, it would have been better if they did this.

01:47:32.000 Here's my pitch for Happy Gilmore 2.

01:47:34.000 And I'm only talking to Brett because he's the only one who ever knows what I'm talking about.

01:47:38.000 His wife should have died from cancer.

01:47:44.000 Why? 0.99

01:47:45.000 The idea that in the first Happy Gilmore movie, he's a miscreant, loser, and he overcomes all of his problems to save his grandma.

01:47:56.000 He becomes a hero, underdog story.

01:48:00.000 They said, okay, we're going to write part two. 0.96

01:48:02.000 In fact, erase the victories of part one, make him a loser, make him even more of a loser. 0.99

01:48:08.000 And the stakes now are that it's not really that important, but he's a loser. 0.98

01:48:13.000 And I'm like, no, no, no, hold on, man. 0.89

01:48:15.000 We loved Happy Gilmore because it was comedic, it was funny, and he was the underdog good guy.

01:48:21.000 Shooter was the bad guy.

01:48:22.000 He kills his wife because he hits a drive and then she chokes on the ball and dies.

01:48:29.000 And I'm like, okay.

01:48:30.000 And then he spirals out of control, destroys his life, and loses his grandma's house.

01:48:35.000 And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no.

01:48:37.000 Part one ended with him saving his grandma's house.

01:48:40.000 They could have had it be a bit more touching in that he still had her house, he still lived there, and he retires from golf after his wife dies of cancer. 0.86

01:48:48.000 And then it's not that he's a loser.

01:48:49.000 It's that circumstances beyond his control have challenged him, and we want to see him get back on the horse. 0.99

01:48:54.000 Instead, now he's a loser. 1.00

01:48:56.000 He killed his wife. 1.00

01:48:57.000 He lost everything.

01:48:58.000 He lost grandma's house.

01:49:00.000 He never fights to get it back.

01:49:01.000 He ignores it completely.

01:49:03.000 Shooter's a good guy now for no reason.

01:49:05.000 He enters the plot randomly for no reason.

01:49:07.000 Which is weird because the Shooter McGavin account on X is a villain account.

01:49:11.000 It's one of the best villain accounts on X. Yep.

01:49:13.000 And you're right.

01:49:14.000 Like a movie like that benefits from a certain level of earnestness that it's not willing to use as like the foundation for the film.

01:49:23.000 Ben Stiller was underutilized.

01:49:25.000 He basically cameos and there was a recurring theme in the first movie where Ben Stiller was abusing his grandma.

01:49:31.000 That was the point.

01:49:32.000 He needed to rescue his grandma from this horrible situation and get her house back. 0.99

01:49:35.000 And he was only doing it to help somebody else and he was kind of a dick.

01:49:38.000 We'll really know comedy's back if they'll make like a sequel to Heavyweights with Ben Stiller. 0.89

01:49:43.000 Like then when you can make fun of fat people again in the movies, that's Tropic Thunder is Ben Snow said he'll do it and so did so did Robert Downey Jr.

01:49:55.000 He said he'll do it.

01:49:56.000 I mean I don't think they ever will but yeah.

01:49:58.000 Dude, one of the best movie scenes ever filmed is when Matthew McConaughey calls or he comes in screaming at Tom Cruise and he gets the call from the Viet Cong or whatever.

01:50:10.000 I think Tom Cruise would do it too.

01:50:11.000 This is Red Dragon.

01:50:13.000 Oh man.

01:50:14.000 The thing that really freaked me out is when you saw Tom Cruise's hands.

01:50:17.000 It's just like, look at those meat pumps, right?

01:50:19.000 What is he a super plumber or something?

01:50:22.000 I got a hot take before we go to the next super chat.

01:50:23.000 The dark universe should not have been canceled.

01:50:25.000 I was so excited.

01:50:26.000 You mean the like his monster universe with Tom Cruise?

01:50:31.000 Yeah.

01:50:31.000 They should have never canceled it.

01:50:33.000 I mean, nobody went to see the movies.

01:50:35.000 That's the marketing problem.

01:50:36.000 The idea is fantastic.

01:50:38.000 The idea is Universal owns the classic monsters, Wolfman, Jekyll and Hyde, Dracula, the mummy.

01:50:45.000 And they were like, let's make this a universe where the through line is the manifestation of evil. 0.81

01:50:50.000 And then they were like, they did one movie with Tom Cruise.

01:50:53.000 It's okay, C ⁇ , enjoyable, but I'm excited for the concept.

01:50:56.000 And they just abandoned the whole project.

01:50:57.000 I think it's because people thought they were going to, like, you can't recreate what happened with Brendan Fraser's mummy because it's a completely different movie.

01:51:05.000 And people went into it thinking they were going to get something along those lines.

01:51:09.000 To be fair, it wasn't the mummy.

01:51:11.000 It's like some woman with demon powers and then Tom Cruise fights her. 0.52

01:51:11.000 No. 0.52

01:51:15.000 But it's a movie.

01:51:15.000 Yeah.

01:51:16.000 I guess they tried too hard to make it superhero-ish.

01:51:19.000 Yeah, well, he was trying to follow the Marvel formula.

01:51:22.000 Yeah, but just make the dark universe. 0.68

01:51:24.000 Like, make it, because it was really cool how Russell Crowe, I think it was Russell Crowe, right?

01:51:27.000 Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde, yeah.

01:51:29.000 He played Jekyll, and then he's got like the CRM to stop.

01:51:33.000 And then when he transforms into Hyde, it was really well done.

01:51:36.000 I was like, he stands straight up.

01:51:37.000 He doesn't actually change physically.

01:51:40.000 He just asserts his posture, and then his accent changes.

01:51:42.000 He's just beating the crap out of Tom Chris.

01:51:44.000 I mean, I loved it.

01:51:45.000 If they were going to do that now, they should be getting Robert Eggers to make that movie and get a different actor.

01:51:51.000 Hey, you know what, man?

01:51:52.000 I think they are making a new mummy with Brendan Fraser, too.

01:51:55.000 I think so.

01:51:55.000 What?

01:51:56.000 No.

01:51:56.000 Let me double check on that.

01:51:57.000 He's going to have to drop 100 pounds.

01:51:59.000 He's already lost the movie.

01:51:59.000 He's already lost Elite.

01:52:00.000 Wow.

01:52:01.000 I will absolutely see that movie.

01:52:03.000 I will see it twice.

01:52:04.000 Like Mummy 4.

01:52:05.000 Brendan Frazier a couple years back.

01:52:07.000 He's back?

01:52:07.000 No, no.

01:52:08.000 I did a video on him.

01:52:09.000 No, I'm saying like right now he's like getting in shape.

01:52:11.000 Yeah, he's coming back.

01:52:12.000 I will see that movie three times.

01:52:14.000 In development April of 2026.

01:52:16.000 Wow.

01:52:18.000 I will buy three tickets for one.

01:52:20.000 Oh, I know.

01:52:22.000 I love the mummy movies with Brendan Frazier.

01:52:25.000 If they have him back as the character where they can give him like a wig or something.

01:52:30.000 I mean, maybe they just let him age.

01:52:32.000 Like, you don't put him in the wig.

01:52:33.000 You just let him age.

01:52:33.000 That's fine.

01:52:34.000 If he gets in shape and he's aged and they do his character justice and they do him as an actor justice, they don't do some stupid, it's a cameo and then he leaves. 0.96

01:52:42.000 Yeah, he better not be passing the torch because they have actual torches in those. 0.96

01:52:45.000 I don't want him passing a real torch.

01:52:47.000 I bet they do that. 1.00

01:52:48.000 That'd be stupid. 1.00

01:52:49.000 He's like, take this. 1.00

01:52:51.000 All right, all right.

01:52:52.000 Let's grab some more of these.

01:52:53.000 Mason, M93 says, nobody has as many friends as Hillary Clinton had friends who killed themselves.

01:53:01.000 Pretty much.

01:53:03.000 All right, let's see.

01:53:05.000 Gitchy says, don't mess with jinns. 1.00

01:53:07.000 I've seen videos of Middle Eastern urban explorers checking out haunted places, and we'll have an entire boiler thrown at them from across the room. 0.94

01:53:14.000 I've seen those videos.

01:53:15.000 They're pretty convincing.

01:53:16.000 Really?

01:53:17.000 Like, djinns attack them in the Middle East?

01:53:17.000 Oh, yeah.

01:53:20.000 Well, it's more like ghosts, but that's what they call them in the Middle East.

01:53:24.000 They call ghosts jinns?

01:53:25.000 Yeah.

01:53:25.000 But a jinn is a reference, like an interdimensional being or something, like an entity of some sort.

01:53:29.000 Well, in a D ⁇ D sense, yes.

01:53:30.000 But in the Middle East, you talk about a ghost, they just call it a djinn.

01:53:35.000 But they don't literally mean someone who died and came back.

01:53:39.000 Well, that's, I mean, that's exactly what they say over there.

01:53:45.000 Oh, really?

01:53:46.000 Yeah.

01:53:47.000 Weird.

01:53:49.000 Thinker for Life says in ancient times, there was a demon goddess named Ishtar. 0.90

01:53:53.000 This demon goddess was a man and a woman and celebrated their birthday for the entire month of June by parading and beating drums in the streets. 0.99

01:54:00.000 That's not true.

01:54:01.000 Wait, say it again?

01:54:03.000 They said, Ishtar is a demon goddess who was a man and a woman, and celebrated their birthday for the entire month of June by parading and beating drums in the streets.

01:54:12.000 It has to be a woman because they're the ones who celebrate an entire birthday month. 1.00

01:54:15.000 Yeah, really.

01:54:16.000 No, they're making a point about Pride Month.

01:54:19.000 No.

01:54:19.000 So I'm saying I don't believe that's correct.

01:54:22.000 But who am I to judge?

01:54:23.000 Most dudes on their birthday usually go out and buy their own stuff.

01:54:26.000 Yeah.

01:54:27.000 That's what I do.

01:54:28.000 Somebody asks you what you want for your birthday. 0.99

01:54:29.000 You're like, crap, I don't even know. 0.96

01:54:31.000 Man, why? 0.99

01:54:31.000 How do you know it was my birthday? 0.99

01:54:32.000 I'm watching YouTube erase super chats in real time.

01:54:35.000 That's weird.

01:54:36.000 Ooh.

01:54:36.000 Wow.

01:54:37.000 Yeah, what's up with this?

01:54:38.000 Anyway.

01:54:39.000 Quinn says, have a Pringles can for the popster.

01:54:39.000 Here we go.

01:54:42.000 Oh, my God.

01:54:43.000 We'll save that for the after show.

01:54:45.000 Oh, my lord.

01:54:45.000 Wow.

01:54:46.000 You guys are all expect for me when I'm all spam blasting in the super chat.

01:54:51.000 Pringles.

01:54:52.000 There's like seven Pringles, Pringles.

01:54:54.000 Jason Dixon says, hey, Tim, look, 61 months, bro.

01:54:58.000 Incredible.

01:54:59.000 I appreciate it, man.

01:55:01.000 And I saw your super chat, but YouTube deleted it.

01:55:02.000 You said elite membership.

01:55:04.000 All the cool stuff was basically shut down.

01:55:06.000 You know, let me tell you, because we were trying to open a physical location for the elite membership, that was the plan.

01:55:12.000 That was the pitch.

01:55:13.000 That we were going to create a space digitally first.

01:55:15.000 Elite membership on the website is privy to access.

01:55:18.000 But the manifestation was going to be we're going to have this club where you get elite access to, and it's literally only going to be like 100 people.

01:55:25.000 And then the city basically blocked us from doing it.

01:55:29.000 We sold the building and we're trying to figure out what we do next.

01:55:31.000 So let us figure that out for you guys.

01:55:34.000 And the other thing, too, was we were supposed to have dedicated seats at these events coming up for elite members that are, like, preferred up front and, like, VIP access stuff.

01:55:43.000 So I think what we might do is, like – because the venue is not that big.

01:55:49.000 Maybe when we have a bigger venue with, like, 1,000 seats, we can – But I don't know if we can do that because it's not even a backstage.

01:56:01.000 It's literally a hallway that leads to the stage.

01:56:03.000 So we don't have anything like that.

01:56:05.000 But we will figure it out.

01:56:06.000 We'll figure it out for you guys.

01:56:07.000 We'll figure that one out. 1.00

01:56:09.000 Warpig says, we lost dueling, but now we have president and FBI protecting pedos and calling anyone who cares about it weak and stupid. 1.00

01:56:17.000 You know? 1.00

01:56:18.000 Not wrong.

01:56:19.000 Yeah.

01:56:22.000 Houston Ducks.

01:56:23.000 I can't read that word.

01:56:25.000 I don't know what that is.

01:56:27.000 Can't read that.

01:56:27.000 Yep.

01:56:29.000 Let's see what we got going on.

01:56:32.000 Jay says, my wife and I continue the tradition by tuning in to Tim Cast IRL from the hospital as we welcome our first child to this world.

01:56:40.000 Welcome our daughter, Angel Grace.

01:56:42.000 Keep up the great work.

01:56:44.000 I have news.

01:56:45.000 My baby was laughing for the first time today.

01:56:48.000 Nice.

01:56:48.000 How old is your child?

01:56:49.000 What was five months?

01:56:51.000 Yeah.

01:56:52.000 Congratulations.

01:56:53.000 She was pulling on my wife's hair, and I started laughing, and then she was sitting on my wife, pulling on the hair, and then she started laughing. 0.98

01:57:00.000 And then we were like, holy crap, she's laughing.

01:57:03.000 And it was like, it was a weird laugh.

01:57:05.000 It's the best.

01:57:07.000 It's a good humor, guys.

01:57:07.000 She was laughing.

01:57:08.000 And we were like, whoa.

01:57:09.000 And then I was like, I tried pulling her hair again.

01:57:11.000 I'm like, look, I'm doing it too.

01:57:12.000 Laugh more.

01:57:13.000 And she just smiled.

01:57:15.000 So big update.

01:57:16.000 Big update.

01:57:16.000 It's awesome.

01:57:17.000 It's big.

01:57:17.000 Yeah, big update.

01:57:19.000 It's interesting because she has said hello before several times.

01:57:23.000 We were on vacation.

01:57:25.000 I can't, was it Memorial Day or something?

01:57:27.000 And Richie was there.

01:57:29.000 He witnessed it.

01:57:30.000 And I asked her, can you say hello?

01:57:32.000 And she went, hello.

01:57:33.000 Wow.

01:57:34.000 And Richie went, oh my God.

01:57:36.000 And I was like, she said it.

01:57:38.000 But now she won't.

01:57:39.000 Now she just does gibberish and she just screams in the morning. 1.00

01:57:43.000 So it's like I wake up at 6.30 of her just going, babbling.

01:57:50.000 Yeah.

01:57:51.000 And then my wife is like all tired looking and she's like got this look on her face. 0.99

01:57:54.000 And then I look over at her and I say, I couldn't sleep because of the angels singing.

01:57:58.000 And then she rolls and starts laughing because she's so tired.

01:58:01.000 The babbling will continue.

01:58:03.000 And right before they start talking, you will get harshly yelled at by your own child in a language you can't understand.

01:58:11.000 Oh, that's happened already.

01:58:12.000 Yeah.

01:58:14.000 Well, so we were doing tummy time, and at first, she would just start crying when it was too much.

01:58:14.000 Yeah.

01:58:21.000 Just bawling.

01:58:23.000 And then once she got to the babbling phase, when she was doing tummy time and it was too much, she would go, and we'd be like, oh, we get it.

01:58:31.000 But now she has no problem sitting up, and she's now sitting up.

01:58:36.000 She's not sitting up on herself, but she can, in the crawl pose, but she can't actually crawl.

01:58:41.000 She can spin in circles. 0.84

01:58:42.000 My oldest daughter used to follow me around the house and scold me in a language I could never understand. 0.99

01:58:49.000 I'm like, what?

01:58:50.000 Okay.

01:58:53.000 It's good stuff.

01:58:54.000 All right, let's grab a couple more here. 0.92

01:58:57.000 Captain Wrinkle says, I'm a skeptical believer.

01:58:59.000 I believe, but also think 99% of ghost reports are BS.

01:59:02.000 Shadow people have already been explained, but your theory of souls lingering till their time to leave comes is pretty cool.

01:59:08.000 Yeah, I had a free horror movie idea for Pureflix.

01:59:14.000 Is that what it's called?

01:59:16.000 That's the Christian streaming service.

01:59:18.000 Okay, okay.

01:59:19.000 Because there's no way to make this movie tastefully.

01:59:22.000 The idea of the movie was opening scene.

01:59:25.000 It's late night in an office, and there's a woman in the corner office working, and a guy is turning the lights off, and he leans in and says, staying late tonight again, Sarah.

01:59:35.000 And she goes, yes, I've got to finish this report by the morning.

01:59:37.000 And so just leave the hall light on for him.

01:59:40.000 He goes, you got it.

01:59:41.000 And then he turns the rest of the lights off, and she's sitting there typing away.

01:59:44.000 And then all of a sudden, from the shot of her at her computer, you see a silhouette figure walk past the door and you hear the noise.

01:59:51.000 And then she looks up and she goes, excuse me?

01:59:53.000 And then she gets up and then she walks over and she tries to turn the light on, it doesn't turn on.

01:59:57.000 And then she sees a silhouette figure walk through the office, passing through, just disappear behind a wall.

02:00:01.000 She's like, um, is somebody in here?

02:00:04.000 And then she goes back in her office and starts grabbing her bag, getting to leave. 0.94

02:00:06.000 And then all of a sudden the silhouette figure is at the door and it's like a grayish silhouette.

02:00:11.000 And then it starts to walk into the room and she freaks out, drops her phone, and it's a white silhouette figure and just looks at her and goes, and then the movie starts.

02:00:20.000 And the plot is, souls must exist on earth for a set timeframe.

02:00:26.000 And so you cue the scene where the guy's telling her, like, more and more of these sightings are popping up all over the country of these strange figures appearing in buildings and they look like people.

02:00:36.000 And then this guy, it's a homeless guy, and he's like, he's telling her as the cars are crashing and he's like, a soul must be on earth for its time.

02:00:44.000 When a soul is created, it's typically around 70 years.

02:00:48.000 So if the person is killed when they're too young, their ghost lingers.

02:00:52.000 That's how you get hauntings.

02:00:54.000 But what happens with all of the abortions? 0.80

02:00:57.000 There's no ghost.

02:00:58.000 There's no adult form.

02:01:00.000 So they are faceless, amorphous silhouettes of people that never had a physical body.

02:01:06.000 So while ghosts look like what they were in real life, and their souls linger until the soul expires, all the aborted babies are lingering around as identity-less, weird, white-looking figures everywhere because of how commonplace abortion has become. 0.82

02:01:23.000 That is so grim.

02:01:24.000 Yeah, there's no way to do that for a mass audience.

02:01:27.000 So it's a pure flicks idea where like pro-life crowd clumps of ectoplasm then?

02:01:33.000 No, they're ghosts, but they don't have like a ghost of a person looks like the person, right?

02:01:33.000 I mean, I like where you're talking about.

02:01:39.000 But because the babies are killed before they have physical human form, adult human form, the soul manifests as a blank white, empty shell.

02:01:48.000 And it doesn't communicate.

02:01:49.000 It doesn't do anything humanly.

02:01:51.000 It has no consciousness or identity.

02:01:53.000 It never, but the soul exists.

02:01:55.000 And they're all trapped on earth for their, No, they haunt the point of the opening story where the woman is the businesswoman, and it's because that would have been her son.

02:02:04.000 And so it's filling, it's acting out its life what it would have been coming to see her if she had not decided to get an abortion to be a girl boss. 0.78

02:02:12.000 So that would offend every liberal and Hollywood times 10, and they'd reject it and never go see it and then call it fascist propaganda.

02:02:19.000 That's typically what they do to silence you.

02:02:21.000 But that's my movie idea, and anyone is free to take it and make it.

02:02:25.000 So there you go.

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02:02:48.000 Yeah, I appreciate all my fans leaving super chats and comments.

02:02:53.000 I was not really planning on telling the Pringles Can story, but thank you very much for that winning.

02:02:59.000 Not really, but you'll get your wish.

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02:05:01.000 Let's go, ladies and gentlemen.

02:05:02.000 Are you ready?

02:05:03.000 Before we get into the Pringles can, whatever that is, how would you like to be so angry you punch bricks?

02:05:09.000 TMZ has the story, which has been going viral for some time now.

02:05:09.000 Can't wait.

02:05:13.000 Oh, okay.

02:05:13.000 Child sex offender brings home baby boy via legal loophole, and they're on video kissing this child, and they should be in jail.

02:05:21.000 See, this is the point where the wood chipper that was referenced earlier in the show on the main portion would be handy because those guys are disgusting. 1.00

02:05:35.000 This is so fucking insane. 1.00

02:05:38.000 They should die. 1.00

02:05:39.000 TMZ reports. 1.00

02:05:40.000 Is this a surrogacy thing?

02:05:41.000 Yes.

02:05:42.000 TMZ reports a man revealed to be a child sex offender got a baby boy at home.

02:05:48.000 They said they've learned there was nothing to block him because it was a prosecutor say the best solution is changing the law.

02:05:54.000 He was, let's see, this is TMZ reporting this.

02:05:58.000 I will say nothing.

02:05:59.000 Pennsylvania man named Brandon Keith Mitchell went viral this month over videos he shared on social media showing him and his husband kissing a baby boy.

02:06:06.000 The couple got ripped by right-wing activists, and then folks discovered Mitchell is a registered sex offender who was convicted of child sexual abuse and possession of child pornography in 2016.

02:06:15.000 Mitchell and his husband crowdsourced money a couple years ago to help them pay for a surrogacy, and they found a surrogate who they say gave birth to their baby boy, and they've since been documenting their surrogacy journey.

02:06:27.000 Folks on the internet are voicing outrage and concern, but we've learned there is nothing expressly prohibiting a registered sex offender from becoming a parent through surrogacy under PA law.

02:06:35.000 Tim Barker, the DA for York County, tells TMZ, I thoroughly appreciate the concern and outrage emotions expressed by many that a loophole exists in the law to allow a registered sex offender to become a parent through surrogacy without the same intense scrutiny, accountability, and judicial oversight mandated for the adoption process.

02:06:52.000 Mitchell lives in York County, and the DA says he completed his probation parole in 2021 and has not been alleged to have violated any conditions regarding his sex offender registration, and there have not been any criminal charges or allegations against him.

02:07:03.000 Okay, so I take back my earlier desire for immediate murder.

02:07:12.000 But I do think...

02:07:13.000 Purchasing of babies should be illegal.

02:07:14.000 Yeah, I do think that they should not be able to have a child, especially if he's a... 0.98

02:07:20.000 Formula is a lie.

02:07:21.000 I'm going to say it again, formula is a lie. 1.00

02:07:21.000 Sex offender. 1.00

02:07:23.000 And there's a lot of people who...

02:07:26.000 Look, I'm going to tell you guys the harsh reality.

02:07:28.000 We had to use formula.

02:07:30.000 We've not been using any formula in the past several months.

02:07:33.000 I think only the first month, really, we needed to use some formula.

02:07:35.000 We have to use goat formula because baby can't handle cow. 1.00

02:07:39.000 So this was an issue for us.

02:07:41.000 But we have tried in every circumstance not to use formula because formula is corn syrup garbage that they give to kids.

02:07:50.000 I've been told that even the European stuff, they're like, it's way better, and that's what we should be getting. 0.98

02:07:54.000 So I looked, same garbage. 0.97

02:07:56.000 It's not real. 1.00

02:07:57.000 Babies need boob milk. 1.00

02:08:00.000 Yes.

02:08:00.000 They need it.

02:08:01.000 They can't live without it.

02:08:03.000 And formula is a...

02:08:04.000 Formula will allow a baby...

02:08:05.000 It's like...

02:08:06.000 Formula, in my opinion, is starving somebody but giving them enough food so they don't die.

02:08:12.000 It's not got what baby needs.

02:08:16.000 And I did not know this until the doctors and the pediatrician said the composition of boob milk changes based on the saliva of the baby.

02:08:27.000 I never heard that.

02:08:29.000 Yep.

02:08:29.000 They were explaining that premature babies, mother's milk will be much fattier, and you'll see a layer of fat on it.

02:08:37.000 Well, there's colostrum in the beginning as well.

02:08:39.000 That boosts the baby's immune system.

02:08:41.000 The baby's saliva makes contact with the nipple, sending information to the breast, and it changes what the breast will produce for the baby.

02:08:49.000 It's like a Coke freestyle machine.

02:08:51.000 Yeah.

02:08:52.000 But for babies to live.

02:08:52.000 Indeed.

02:08:54.000 Babies, yeah. 0.99

02:08:54.000 So when these gay men are buying babies, they can't give the baby adequate nutrition. 0.99

02:09:00.000 They can give it generic bullshit. 1.00

02:09:02.000 So I'll tell you a story to break this down. 1.00

02:09:05.000 That fucking company, Soylent. 0.99

02:09:08.000 Do you guys know about Soylent? 1.00

02:09:08.000 Yes. 1.00

02:09:09.000 So I remember when Soylent came out back like 12 years ago, the idea was, can we make a drink that replaces all food?

02:09:16.000 Guess what they found out?

02:09:17.000 And the reason why is every human being is a different size.

02:09:17.000 No.

02:09:21.000 There is no circumstance in which humans are identical, even identical twins.

02:09:26.000 Identical twins are overwhelmingly identical, but they still have different bodies because they eat at different times and they eat different food, causing different cellular development.

02:09:34.000 So they found that when they tried creating a one-size-fits-all drink, different people had different fat requirements, different magnesium requirements, and they said, okay, this doesn't work.

02:09:43.000 So they abandon it.

02:09:44.000 When you do formula for baby, you are basically saying, I am trying to give you a one-size-fits-all food, but it doesn't have everything the baby needs.

02:09:53.000 Breast milk, however, alters its composition based on the baby's saliva to make sure the baby is getting exactly what it needs.

02:09:59.000 If it's more protein, more carbohydrates, sugars or whatever, or fats, the breast will produce that for the baby. 1.00

02:10:04.000 Plus, it transfers important immune system information for the baby to keep them from getting sick. 0.62

02:10:12.000 So when gay men are buying babies, they have to give them formula, and the baby is going to be stunted and sickly. 1.00

02:10:18.000 Or more likely to be. 0.93

02:10:19.000 It's going to start off at a disadvantage.

02:10:20.000 Substantial disadvantage.

02:10:22.000 That's not fair. 0.95

02:10:24.000 I think it's – I am disgusted at the idea that when two gay men impregnate a woman with her egg, and it is her baby that grew in her body from her egg, and then a gay man pays her money to take the baby from her, that is shockingly evil in my opinion. 0.87

02:10:43.000 Well, it's crazy that it only took 10 years from a Bergefall to child sex offenders purchasing children. 0.83

02:10:49.000 I mean, very predictable – I mean, I come from the Christian community.

02:10:53.000 We all called this, and no one listened to us, and we're being vindicated every time a story like this drops.

02:10:57.000 Just, I mean, beyond – the fact that – problem with prostitution as well is the same problem with surrogacy, is you're putting a price tag on consent and a price tag on motherhood, and that's demonic.

02:11:08.000 Who's that female comedian? 1.00

02:11:09.000 Is it Whitney Cummings?

02:11:10.000 Is that her name?

02:11:11.000 Yeah, she said having a kid makes you conservative.

02:11:13.000 At least in that capacity.

02:11:13.000 It's true.

02:11:15.000 She didn't need a gun after she. 1.00

02:11:16.000 Yeah. 0.81

02:11:17.000 Because she was like, you'll see an animal and you're like, I got to shoot that. 0.92

02:11:19.000 It's going to hurt my kid. 0.79

02:11:21.000 And then she's like, no, I don't mean I'm actually conservative.

02:11:24.000 No, but I'll tell you this.

02:11:26.000 I was somewhat surrogate neutral.

02:11:28.000 I was like, yeah, I don't like the idea.

02:11:29.000 And then I had a kid and learned about how babies need breast milk and not formula. 0.79

02:11:33.000 And I was like, okay, now they're actually physically abusing the kid.

02:11:35.000 Like, I'm sorry.

02:11:36.000 I know you're not beating the child.

02:11:38.000 That's not the same thing.

02:11:39.000 But babies need the breast milk from the mother. 1.00

02:11:42.000 And if you take the baby from the mother and pay her money, you are abusing that child.

02:11:47.000 That is abuse.

02:11:48.000 We used to have wet nurses. 1.00

02:11:50.000 Yep, before the whole formula thing.

02:11:52.000 Yep.

02:11:52.000 You'd have wet nurses.

02:11:54.000 And they're called, what are they called?

02:11:55.000 Milk siblings.

02:11:56.000 Kids who shared the same mothers, but were so one, there would be three kids in a group, and there'd be two moms.

02:12:06.000 And when one mom was not available, the other mom would breastfeed her children. 1.00

02:12:09.000 And that was called a milk sibling.

02:12:13.000 Now you go to the Walmart and you buy corn syrup for your baby to drink.

02:12:16.000 I'm not kidding.

02:12:17.000 It's all corn syrup. 1.00

02:12:18.000 All of it's fucking corn syrup. 1.00

02:12:18.000 All of it. 1.00

02:12:19.000 It's horrible.

02:12:20.000 It's like powdered vegetable oil or something like that, hydronated, whatever that means.

02:12:24.000 I was pissed when I found out because my wife was like, hey, we need formula. 1.00

02:12:28.000 It can't be the cow stuff because a baby can't digest it.

02:12:32.000 And so then I went and I started looking at the ingredients. 1.00

02:12:34.000 I was like, I'm not fucking giving any shit to my kid. 1.00

02:12:37.000 Holy fuck. 1.00

02:12:38.000 It's weird how it changes you once you have a kid. 1.00

02:12:41.000 Oh, yeah.

02:12:41.000 Like we went to a mountain.

02:12:44.000 My wife likes to bike. 0.99

02:12:47.000 And I was like, I'll watch the kid.

02:12:48.000 You go, you know, bike ride because she's been working really hard.

02:12:51.000 And I turned the TV on and I was like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

02:12:54.000 And you know, I settled with golf.

02:12:56.000 There you go.

02:12:57.000 I was like, okay.

02:12:57.000 Yeah.

02:13:00.000 I was like, let's see.

02:13:01.000 Maybe like, you know, Nick Jr. or something. 1.00

02:13:02.000 It's fucking psychotic. 0.99

02:13:05.000 If it was a little like blue chipmunk and it was like A, B, C, D, I'd be like, eh, okay, I guess. 1.00

02:13:14.000 It wasn't. 0.99

02:13:15.000 It was psycho-deranged acid trip bullshit where there was this pink, pink fucking raccoon and it was making waffles and it was like, the waffles have waffles. 1.00

02:13:25.000 And I was like, what the fuck? 1.00

02:13:27.000 I am not letting my kid watch that. 1.00

02:13:28.000 Psycho fucking acid trip shit. 1.00

02:13:30.000 Barney was my vein. 1.00

02:13:32.000 Oh, fuck that. 1.00

02:13:33.000 Barney drove me crazy. 1.00

02:13:35.000 As soon as I'd heard it, I'd be like turn it off.

02:13:38.000 All right, here we go.

02:13:39.000 Similac, non-fat milk, lactose, high olex safflower oil, whey protein concentrate, soy oil, coconut oil.

02:13:49.000 Okay, here we go.

02:13:50.000 Galacto oligosaccharides.

02:13:53.000 Wow.

02:13:54.000 Less than 2% of schizochitrium oil.

02:14:00.000 Wow, that's a hell of a tree, I guess.

02:14:03.000 M-al-pina oil, beta-carotene is fine.

02:14:05.000 Luten, potassium citrate.

02:14:06.000 A lot of these are just vitamins.

02:14:08.000 Salt, taurine, inositol.

02:14:10.000 That's a sugar, isn't it?

02:14:12.000 It's not so bad, actually.

02:14:14.000 It's not as bad.

02:14:15.000 I still don't want my kid drinking it.

02:14:16.000 Soy oil.

02:14:17.000 Soy oil?

02:14:18.000 It's very on the nose.

02:14:20.000 Actually, I'm fairly impressed.

02:14:22.000 There's no corn syrup in it.

02:14:23.000 Well, the thing is, those oils are highly inflammatory.

02:14:28.000 Yeah.

02:14:28.000 So you can be priming your child's immune system to attack itself later on in life.

02:14:34.000 Kendall Mill.

02:14:35.000 They say this is one of the best.

02:14:37.000 What's their ingredients?

02:14:39.000 Let's see.

02:14:40.000 Organic grass-fed whole milk.

02:14:40.000 Ingredients.

02:14:42.000 Okay.

02:14:43.000 Organic demineralized milk whey protein powder.

02:14:46.000 Organic vegetable oils.

02:14:47.000 Sunflower, coconut, and rapeseed.

02:14:50.000 Organic skimmed milk.

02:14:51.000 Organic galacto oligosaccharides.

02:14:54.000 I don't know what that is.

02:14:55.000 I'm not going to immediately just condemn something.

02:14:56.000 I don't know what it is.

02:14:59.000 No corn syrup.

02:15:00.000 All right.

02:15:00.000 Okay.

02:15:01.000 I'll give you that and then a bunch of vitamins. 1.00

02:15:02.000 I still say no to all the weird bullshit. 0.99

02:15:06.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:15:06.000 Anyway, Pringles can. 0.99

02:15:08.000 Oh my God.

02:15:09.000 I thought it was going to slip by.

02:15:12.000 All right.

02:15:13.000 All right.

02:15:13.000 I'll tell the Pringlescan story.

02:15:15.000 All right.

02:15:15.000 So I did 33 years in the Army, you know, in total.

Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - July 31, 2025

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