Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - December 19, 2025


Marijuana LEGALIZATION IS COMING, Trump Orders Weed To Schedule 3 In HUGE Move | Timcast IRL


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 9 minutes

Words per Minute

202.05055

Word Count

26,243

Sentence Count

2,574

Misogynist Sentences

70

Hate Speech Sentences

99


Summary

On today's show, we discuss the reclassification of marijuana from Schedule 1 to Schedule 3, the mass shooting at MIT, and much more. Plus, PDS Debt is here to help you get out of debt and put money back in your pocket.


Transcript

00:02:27.000 Donald Trump has signed, was the wrong chair?
00:02:30.000 Yeah, wrong.
00:02:31.000 They're not switching, bro.
00:02:32.000 You guys are social.
00:02:33.000 I'll switch in the cameras out here.
00:02:34.000 We're here in Vegas.
00:02:34.000 Donald Trump signed an executive order, and it's ordering the reclassification of marijuana from Schedule 1 to Schedule 3, which is like testosterone, ketamine, and Tylenol with codeine, which is a dramatic reduction.
00:02:46.000 The expectation is this is moving towards full legalization, but Trump Day said, no, we're not going to legalize it.
00:02:51.000 And I think the reality is, conservatives don't want it legalized.
00:02:55.000 This is still a major move Donald Trump is making.
00:02:58.000 It's going to allow research.
00:03:00.000 It's going to allow broad medicinal marijuana prescriptions.
00:03:04.000 So it's kind of a big deal.
00:03:06.000 And then we got, oh, this is crazy.
00:03:08.000 That shooting at MIT, that fusion professor, may be linked to the other shooting that was recently at Brown.
00:03:16.000 And then we got Marjorie Taylor Greene's bill, which passed the House saying no more sex changes for kids.
00:03:21.000 It's going to, yeah, it's crazy.
00:03:23.000 It's going to be a crazy day, my friends.
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00:05:17.000 We got Craig Smith.
00:05:18.000 God, how you doing?
00:05:19.000 Follow yourself and get it from God.
00:05:20.000 Who are you?
00:05:21.000 What are you doing?
00:05:21.000 Man, I'm a comedian, filmmaker, musician.
00:05:25.000 I do it all, man.
00:05:26.000 I just, every day I duck poverty.
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00:05:36.000 I'm glad to be here, buddy.
00:05:38.000 Well, thanks for coming.
00:05:39.000 We got Tate hanging out.
00:05:40.000 What is going on, Patriots?
00:05:42.000 This is Tate Brown here holding it down.
00:05:43.000 Indeed, I'm also ducking poverty on a daily basis.
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00:05:49.000 I think we're ready for a good show.
00:05:50.000 Ian, how's it going?
00:05:50.000 Very good, man.
00:05:51.000 Thanks for asking.
00:05:52.000 I'm the producer of Graphene Movie.
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00:06:05.000 Hello, everybody.
00:06:05.000 My name is Phil Labonte.
00:06:06.000 I'm the lead singer of the heavy metal band All That Remains.
00:06:08.000 I'm an anti-communist and a counter-revolutionary.
00:06:11.000 Let's get into it.
00:06:11.000 Here's the big news, my friends, from CNN Politics.
00:06:14.000 Trump signs executive order expediting marijuana reclassification after lobbying from the cannabis industry.
00:06:21.000 Oh, boy.
00:06:22.000 Now, it doesn't legalize marijuana, but it's reducing it in the schedule.
00:06:26.000 So if you don't know what that means, Schedule I was, it's insane drugs.
00:06:29.000 It's like cocaine and heroin.
00:06:31.000 But now it's being moved off that list to Schedule 3, which is basically like testosterone or Tylenol with codeine, which is still a prescription thing, but it's not that crazy.
00:06:42.000 Quote, this reclassification order will make it far easier to conduct marijuana-related medical research, allowing us to study benefits, potential dangers, and future treatments, Trump said in the Oval Office.
00:06:51.000 It's going to have a tremendously positive impact.
00:06:54.000 The order, which directs Attorney General Pamboni to hasten the process of loosening federal restrictions, but does not include a timeline, comes after an intense lobbying campaign from the cannabis industry.
00:07:06.000 I've never been inundated by so many people as I have about this particular reclassification, Trump said.
00:07:11.000 It's currently considered Schedule 1, along with heroin, LSD, and ecstasy, which are not considered to have any acceptable medical use.
00:07:18.000 According to the DEA, it will eventually be reclassified as a Schedule 3 drug, which, according to the DEA, has a moderate to low potential for physical and psychological dependence.
00:07:29.000 The facts compel the federal government to recognize that marijuana can be legitimate in terms of medical applications when carefully administered.
00:07:37.000 In some cases, this may include the use as a substitute for addictive and potentially lethal opioid painkillers, Trump said, calling the move common sense.
00:07:46.000 I think it's politically very good for Trump and the Republicans.
00:07:50.000 I'm not the biggest fan of marijuana legalization, although I don't think it should be Schedule I.
00:07:59.000 I think that if we enable mass marijuana across the country, I think you're going to get a lethargic population.
00:08:08.000 You've already got a decaying culture.
00:08:11.000 I'm still a little bit more libertarian on this one, so I think it should be largely, you know, I guess, decriminalized.
00:08:18.000 But I have concerns about what's already happening to a crumbling empire and society when we then throw pot on top.
00:08:25.000 And then what was it that South Park said?
00:08:27.000 It makes you okay with being bored.
00:08:30.000 And then when you get older, you'll find you're not good at anything.
00:08:33.000 I don't think that's good for this country.
00:08:35.000 Yeah, I'm in agreement.
00:08:36.000 I mean, I'm generally considered one of the resident prudes here at Timcast.
00:08:39.000 So I have a disposition against marijuana generally, but I actually do sympathize with the argument being made by the Trump administration.
00:08:46.000 Schedule one seems a bit crazy in many regards, putting it on the same tiers, heroin, these sorts of things.
00:08:52.000 I can be persuaded on sort of the medical argument.
00:08:55.000 The more I learn about it, the more I'm like, okay, that does make sense in these applications.
00:08:59.000 But I do share Tim's fears that obviously total legalization, I don't think contributes to any sort of positive developments in the United States.
00:09:07.000 I think the way things are heading in the United States, I don't know if legalizing marijuana en masse would really contribute to anything beneficial in any ways.
00:09:15.000 I don't know, that'd probably be an unpopular take with the Tim guest audience, but I do agree with Tim.
00:09:20.000 I think you see like in the Netherlands where they've gone to full legalization, the pitch that was made to the Dutch people was, you know, the worry about like adolescents, you know, with their marijuana usage.
00:09:31.000 But then as soon as it was legalized, it spiked dramatically among adolescents.
00:09:36.000 It became very normalized throughout society.
00:09:38.000 And then this became, I know the big-haired church ladies, they catch a lot of ire, but they're typically right on a lot of these things.
00:09:44.000 It does end up leading kids, specifically kids, into a more hard drug culture with adults that's slightly different, but it's priority here is obviously adolescents.
00:09:54.000 I don't even think Ian smokes pot.
00:09:56.000 Look at him.
00:09:57.000 Oh, I like pot.
00:09:58.000 I do.
00:09:59.000 You got to balance it.
00:10:00.000 You got to be kidding me.
00:10:02.000 What a shock.
00:10:04.000 I mean, it's potent.
00:10:04.000 It's a potentially destructive and dangerous chemical, THC, especially when it's out of balance.
00:10:10.000 Like a lot of the modern weed is like been cultured and grown and such that it's 27, 28, 29% THC levels, whereas it used to be like 13.
00:10:20.000 And then it's out of balance with the amount of CBD.
00:10:22.000 So CBD is really the healing chemical found in marijuana, cannabidiol.
00:10:26.000 I think that's how you pronounce it.
00:10:27.000 I mean, they both have healing properties, but the out of balance this makes people, I think, paranoid.
00:10:32.000 They're crazy.
00:10:33.000 They think too much.
00:10:34.000 They're nervous.
00:10:34.000 Like, that's not good.
00:10:36.000 And it's very easy to overdose on that stuff, man.
00:10:38.000 Like a puff, you don't really need a lot of that potent psychoactive to get the real benefits from it.
00:10:45.000 I don't have a particular strong argument against any of the points being made here, but I do think that it's worth noting a lot of states have decriminalized it now.
00:10:54.000 And I think that because the states have kind of spoken and made it clear that the majority of the country wants it to be at least decriminalized, I do think that it's good that the federal government's responding to that.
00:11:07.000 Now, again, I don't think that any of the points you guys are making about what it does to young people, about the ramifications of it are wrong.
00:11:15.000 But I do think that if the states are going to say, look, we don't want to see, we don't want to put people in jail and waste the resources going after potheads.
00:11:23.000 I think it's good that the federal government is responsible for that.
00:11:25.000 Well, you look like you smoke pot.
00:11:26.000 I don't smoke pot.
00:11:28.000 Oh, I was wrong.
00:11:28.000 Here's the thing.
00:11:29.000 Comedian doesn't smoke.
00:11:32.000 I like the government selling weed over people, you know, in the hood.
00:11:37.000 You know what I mean?
00:11:37.000 Where I grew up, like guys would actually spray PCP on weed and sell it to people as a higher grade of weed.
00:11:44.000 And so, you know, I know a few people that actually thought they were smoking marijuana and lost their minds after they smoked it.
00:11:50.000 They were never the same.
00:11:51.000 You know what I mean?
00:11:52.000 So, you know, I agree with the regulation on marijuana.
00:11:55.000 If I was a guy in the street selling it, I wouldn't agree with it.
00:11:58.000 But, I mean, I see the benefit.
00:12:00.000 I thought earlier today, something you kind of mentioned, Phil, is that this might actually free up resources for these guys to go after illegal immigration.
00:12:05.000 Like, I wonder if that was part of the plan.
00:12:08.000 The issue is, to Phil's point, where it's like a state-by-state basis, is typically the pitch that's made from these state governments when they're trying to pass legislation to legalize marijuana is the pitch they make to conservatives who, you know, are on the fence about it.
00:12:20.000 They could be persuaded one way or another.
00:12:22.000 Typically, the pitch that's made is, hey, this generates a lot of tax revenue for the state.
00:12:26.000 We can start taxing marijuana.
00:12:28.000 But the issue that we saw in Colorado is that they didn't factor in these social costs that would come with legalizing marijuana.
00:12:34.000 So Colorado is a great example.
00:12:36.000 They ended up finding that for every dollar of tax revenue that was generated from marijuana purchases, it costs $4.50 to the Colorado state government and healthcare, law enforcement, like education.
00:12:50.000 The state has to provide education around marijuana, property.
00:12:53.000 Way to take it back.
00:12:53.000 I'm for marijuana legalization now.
00:12:56.000 I just realized conservatives aren't going to smoke it.
00:12:59.000 Like people on the right and people who are actually more studious, hardworking, and meritocratic, they're probably not going to smoke it.
00:13:08.000 And then all these liberals are going to get high off their asses all day, and it's going to make them okay with being bored and not being involved in politics.
00:13:15.000 So all these far-left whack jobs will just be stoned and sitting on the couch, and then they'll get out of the way.
00:13:19.000 Fair enough.
00:13:20.000 That's probably the best argument I've heard yet.
00:13:23.000 Listen to the people what they want.
00:13:26.000 I think that at the end of the day, this is something that by the Constitution, there's not really any kind of authority for the federal government to say you can't do this.
00:13:34.000 It is a state's rights issue, in my opinion.
00:13:37.000 And again, I'm not arguing with any of the points made about whether it's good for people or not.
00:13:42.000 I just think that the federal government shouldn't be deciding whether or not people can do this.
00:13:48.000 I think that alcohol is every bit as destructive.
00:13:52.000 And the general consensus is people should be able to have a drink if they want.
00:13:56.000 Well, do you support the Maha regime?
00:14:00.000 I'm not typically a Maha guy.
00:14:02.000 I mean, not that I'm against the Maha guys.
00:14:04.000 I just don't have any kind of like, yeah, let's go ahead and get it.
00:14:06.000 Well, because I mean, Maha is an indication of like, okay, we're applying regulation for the health of people.
00:14:11.000 Yeah, I mean, I understand a lot of the stuff that they're doing.
00:14:15.000 And again, I don't have, I was never, like, I didn't come to the right because of Maha.
00:14:20.000 You know what I mean?
00:14:21.000 It's like, I've been a right-leaning guy for, even when I was a libertarian guy, I was a right-leaning libertarian.
00:14:28.000 No, I mean, that's consistent.
00:14:29.000 Yeah, because I was like, if you concede that Maha obviously is within the realm of the government, then you would have to apply that standard of marijuana.
00:14:36.000 Bro, it doesn't really vibe me.
00:14:39.000 No, I'm just agreeing with you.
00:14:40.000 Oh.
00:14:41.000 I was like, I thought there's like someone behind you.
00:14:44.000 That's the tower got hit.
00:14:45.000 I was like, what?
00:14:47.000 Agreeing the way potheads agree.
00:14:48.000 Bro, bro.
00:14:49.000 Bro, the people that are in prison because of the old marijuana legislature, do they get their restitution back or are they reimbursed for the time?
00:14:57.000 No, they get extra time.
00:14:59.000 They get 10 more years.
00:15:01.000 No, I actually said this five years ago when Trump was running.
00:15:04.000 I said he should pardon nonviolent pot convictions at the federal level so long as they weren't pleading down from a violent offense.
00:15:13.000 So the idea is Trump comes in and basically says, look, I'm the president.
00:15:16.000 If you arrested for distribution and there's no other, like you couldn't have taken a plea deal, you're pardoned.
00:15:23.000 Bam, rubber stamp.
00:15:24.000 He would have won overnight.
00:15:25.000 Right.
00:15:26.000 I said he should have brought on Tulsi Gabbard.
00:15:28.000 Look what he ended up doing.
00:15:30.000 He never did this.
00:15:30.000 I said he should have brought on Andrew Yang for economic advisor because that was huge with like Rogan's crowd.
00:15:35.000 Yeah.
00:15:36.000 The UBI stuff, not that I'm a fan of it.
00:15:38.000 But these ideas were palatable and Trump could have shown a willingness to be bipartisan.
00:15:42.000 But more importantly, the big point was, and it's funny because in the context of me saying 49th State landslide, I said if Donald Trump legalizes pot or and or vacates or pardons all of these nonviolent pot convictions, landslide, 49th State landslide.
00:16:00.000 He's going to crush it.
00:16:01.000 Look what he's doing now.
00:16:03.000 These are moves he's making because we're entering a midterm year.
00:16:05.000 So he's doing this, and he's doing a bunch of other things.
00:16:09.000 He's doing that sporting event.
00:16:11.000 He made Christmas now three holidays.
00:16:13.000 Was it four?
00:16:14.000 Three.
00:16:15.000 New Year's or it's Eve and the day after.
00:16:17.000 Boxing Day.
00:16:17.000 We now have Boxing Day.
00:16:18.000 Let's go.
00:16:19.000 These Brits are slowly creeping back in.
00:16:21.000 What's going on?
00:16:22.000 It's Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.
00:16:24.000 Boxing Day after Christmas Day.
00:16:26.000 Three.
00:16:26.000 Three days off.
00:16:27.000 I mean, look, three days off.
00:16:28.000 The left has got to love this just because of the fact that they like days off.
00:16:32.000 They're looking to cut the work week down to 30 hours.
00:16:36.000 They can't complain about.
00:16:37.000 No, I supported the day after being a federal holiday until I saw the British saying, oh, the Americans are getting Boxing Day.
00:16:42.000 I was like, you know what?
00:16:43.000 I'll work.
00:16:44.000 I'll call them.
00:16:44.000 That's ridiculous.
00:16:45.000 So I'm going to jump to this because Amfest is currently happening.
00:16:49.000 And I'm not intentionally trying to drag them, but we were in this conversation about the legalization of marijuana.
00:16:54.000 And this was brought to my attention by a Wall Street Journal reporter recently, just like literally a couple hours ago.
00:17:00.000 And I checked, Bobby Kennedy's not scheduled to speak at Amfest.
00:17:05.000 And so what happens was I get a call from this Wall Street Journal reporter asking me, like, what do I think about Amfest?
00:17:10.000 And it's like, I was like, what I already said, you know?
00:17:12.000 And this woman, she asks me, like, a lot of the Maha guys, the Maha people, they're not here.
00:17:18.000 She's like, we're here.
00:17:19.000 And it's like, they're not speaking.
00:17:20.000 And I asked her, I was like, is Bobby Kennedy speaking?
00:17:22.000 And she's like, he's on the schedule.
00:17:24.000 And to me, that was like a, whoa, holy crap.
00:17:27.000 Because it was last year that Bobby Kennedy stood on stage at a turning point event shaking Trump's hand, with fireworks exploding in the air, uniting these like suburban moms with the MAGA movement, giving Trump the edge to win.
00:17:41.000 And now Amphest is happening and you know, my prediction was it's going to be almost exclusively dudes in suits coming out and just saying Christianity or immigration.
00:17:53.000 They're getting rid of that middle of the road or that Maha stuff.
00:17:57.000 People like Ian you know what I mean.
00:17:58.000 We need more people like Ian, and we talked about that, but they are getting rid of him.
00:18:02.000 We'll have more people like like Ian Poseobic want to do a rock show.
00:18:05.000 I don't know what happened.
00:18:06.000 We were talking about anybody.
00:18:08.000 Yeah, like that's.
00:18:09.000 That's true.
00:18:09.000 We need a vibe shift into that, I think would be better than into more suits, and I'm not privy to the approval ratings, but I would assume Bobby Kennedy is, like the most popular cabinet member by far.
00:18:18.000 He's my favorite like well, apparently he's why suburban women voted for Trump.
00:18:22.000 Yeah, I mean, I think people under, I think people in the conservative world like me, completely underestimated how big RFK's arms are.
00:18:28.000 Yeah well, that too.
00:18:30.000 You see him doing those pull-ups, that and Olivia Nuzzy, and he's doing it in GG.
00:18:33.000 You guys know about the Olivia NEWS.
00:18:36.000 She moved to 45 minutes away from where he lives.
00:18:38.000 Now she's staying she's, she's staking out his house.
00:18:41.000 I was texting she.
00:18:42.000 I just saw, I just saw a post uh, from the NEW YORK POST.
00:18:46.000 I believe she's staying at a place that's 45 minutes away from RFK's place.
00:18:51.000 Dude, she is thirsty.
00:18:53.000 Yeah, orbiter man, could you Imagine?
00:18:55.000 Is RFK Jr.
00:18:56.000 Like married?
00:18:56.000 Yeah.
00:18:57.000 Oh, yeah.
00:18:57.000 To Cheryl Hines from Kirby Enthusiasm.
00:19:01.000 Really?
00:19:01.000 Hilarious.
00:19:02.000 Could you imagine being like, how old is RFK, 80?
00:19:04.000 I'm kidding.
00:19:05.000 He's like 70-something.
00:19:06.000 So you're some like a really old dude and you're getting, you're taking HGH and testosterone.
00:19:09.000 You're like, I can pull up 50 times.
00:19:11.000 And then this like 30, like late 30s woman is just stalking you.
00:19:17.000 He must feel really good.
00:19:18.000 Yeah, some men drown while others die of thirst.
00:19:21.000 That's what's happening here.
00:19:23.000 Olivia, Olivia, you got to stay away from it.
00:19:25.000 Dude, isn't this crazy that like, where was she working?
00:19:28.000 Olivia News?
00:19:30.000 Nuzzy?
00:19:31.000 New York Times.
00:19:32.000 And then she like, what she got assigned to interview him, and then she just stalks him the whole time.
00:19:36.000 Yeah, it's that RFK Riz.
00:19:38.000 It's different.
00:19:39.000 That ma Riz.
00:19:40.000 Dude, you know what the kind of pheromones that guy's giving off?
00:19:43.000 It's turning these ladies into animals.
00:19:44.000 Dude, let's like, first of all, he's probably completely unvaccinated.
00:19:49.000 Yeah, this dude is.
00:19:50.000 I mean, this dude could single-handedly fix the birth rate if you cut him loose.
00:19:53.000 No, it's the, you know what it is?
00:19:55.000 It's all these guys.
00:19:56.000 Okay, YouTube, calm down.
00:19:57.000 I'm joking when I say this, but you know, there's some guy at YouTube with his finger over the sensor button.
00:20:01.000 I was going to say, there's these young guys that are just chock fully the vaccines and they're shedding.
00:20:04.000 And so all these women are like, what's that smell?
00:20:06.000 But, you know, unvexed Bobby Kennedy.
00:20:08.000 He's just like, look at me.
00:20:10.000 I'm joking.
00:20:10.000 Calm down.
00:20:11.000 She's 32 years old.
00:20:13.000 Wow.
00:20:13.000 She's, I put in the slack.
00:20:15.000 New York Post says she's 32 years old.
00:20:17.000 She's been hiding from the glare of the paparazzi at the two-bedroom house.
00:20:21.000 $3.5 million Malibu compound.
00:20:24.000 Just 45 minutes.
00:20:25.000 I'm telling you.
00:20:26.000 RFK Jr. L.A. Mansion.
00:20:28.000 For these thirsty.
00:20:31.000 Kennedys are loyal to women.
00:20:33.000 Make shit.
00:20:36.000 It's in the boy.
00:20:37.000 Hey, it's my legacy.
00:20:39.000 You know, this isn't just Grushenger.
00:20:40.000 And they'll visit Marilyn Monroe's grave and then go smash her.
00:20:46.000 You got to bring a shovel, but he'll make it work.
00:20:48.000 He'll make it work.
00:20:49.000 How old is it?
00:20:49.000 Someone look up how old RFK Jr. is man.
00:20:52.000 I'm telling you, it's like a hot pie on a windowsill for these ladies.
00:20:55.000 I don't know what he's going on.
00:20:57.000 He's fresh.
00:20:57.000 He's 71.
00:21:00.000 God.
00:21:00.000 All right.
00:21:01.000 She's 32.
00:21:02.000 And he takes HGH, doesn't he?
00:21:05.000 Testosterone.
00:21:06.000 Yeah.
00:21:06.000 Dude.
00:21:06.000 I mean, I don't know for sure, but he looks like it.
00:21:08.000 That's why it's tough for guys like me or mid-20s, and then these old heads with the HGH are like nerfing.
00:21:13.000 They're smurfing.
00:21:14.000 They're coming down to our low rank, our low tier, and they're just like running out of time.
00:21:18.000 Oh, bro.
00:21:19.000 Let's be real.
00:21:20.000 How old are you?
00:21:21.000 24.
00:21:22.000 You're a little young for Olivia.
00:21:23.000 Right.
00:21:24.000 Well, you know, I've gone to some restaurant missions.
00:21:27.000 You're closer.
00:21:27.000 I've gone to some rescue missions.
00:21:29.000 What is it?
00:21:29.000 He's half her age plus seven.
00:21:31.000 Yeah.
00:21:31.000 So that's.
00:21:32.000 That's a stands in core, by the way.
00:21:34.000 That's 23, right?
00:21:35.000 What is she, 32?
00:21:36.000 That got my math wrong?
00:21:37.000 23.
00:21:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:38.000 So you're writing that range.
00:21:40.000 That's age Jr.
00:21:41.000 How are you supposed to compete with this jacked up RFK Jr.?
00:21:43.000 I can't.
00:21:44.000 He's so handsome.
00:21:45.000 Yeah.
00:21:45.000 He's not hard to please, though.
00:21:47.000 She just has to blow in his butt.
00:21:48.000 He'll be all right.
00:21:54.000 I'll let the X go do that.
00:21:58.000 Living up, please.
00:21:59.000 Cheryl's going to see.
00:22:02.000 I have wind in me.
00:22:04.000 No.
00:22:05.000 We got to get to handle this.
00:22:06.000 Have you ever seen those videos where this is really, actually really dark?
00:22:10.000 There's a video of these guys working at a mechanic.
00:22:13.000 It's like an oil change place.
00:22:14.000 And they have the air blower.
00:22:16.000 They pull the trigger and it sprays really.
00:22:18.000 And then they're blasting in each other's faces and they're going, ah, but then one guy points at the other guy's ass and pulls a trigger.
00:22:24.000 Right.
00:22:24.000 Not even in his butt, but up to it.
00:22:27.000 And it blew him up.
00:22:29.000 No, like he died.
00:22:30.000 No, that's not.
00:22:31.000 He literally died.
00:22:33.000 He ruptured his colon and he just and then he's gone.
00:22:36.000 What a way to go.
00:22:38.000 Going out by ruptured colon.
00:22:40.000 Yeah, because there was another story that went viral where it was like, it was like an 18-year-old guy working at an oil change place died of a ruptured colon and intestines.
00:22:48.000 And the story that everyone thought it was was like, oh.
00:22:52.000 His boyfriend got him.
00:22:53.000 No, no, no, no.
00:22:54.000 It's actually.
00:22:56.000 Just go.
00:22:56.000 It gets real dark.
00:22:58.000 Blown up.
00:22:59.000 This one gets real dark.
00:23:00.000 Because at first, people were like, you know, this happens because there's like people as a prank will point it at the butt, but the pressure is so powerful, it cavitates the colon.
00:23:09.000 Oh, wow.
00:23:10.000 But that's not what happened to this young kid.
00:23:11.000 They actually jammed it in his ass and pulled the trigger and killed him.
00:23:14.000 Oh, wow.
00:23:14.000 So that was like a murder.
00:23:15.000 That's a murder.
00:23:18.000 That was just regular murder.
00:23:19.000 He didn't break Wynn.
00:23:20.000 He took Wynne.
00:23:22.000 I don't know.
00:23:24.000 And I just want to make sure everybody listening understands this started because he said blowing his butt.
00:23:27.000 That's true.
00:23:29.000 And then someone went, Olivia, stop doing it.
00:23:33.000 Cheryl's going to be back from Amfest any minute.
00:23:35.000 Hey, man, I got a gift for you.
00:23:37.000 I wrote a joke for you, man.
00:23:38.000 Did you?
00:23:39.000 They heard it already, man.
00:23:40.000 Oh, yeah.
00:23:40.000 It's about Candace Owens, man.
00:23:42.000 Oh, no.
00:23:42.000 All right.
00:23:42.000 What is it?
00:23:43.000 Where I'm from, we call Candace Owens a chicken nugget because she's brown on the outside and she's always full of white meat.
00:23:51.000 Oh.
00:23:53.000 Her husband is a white man.
00:23:55.000 Yeah.
00:23:56.000 Yeah.
00:23:57.000 He's like, honestly, being a British lord is like as white as it gets.
00:24:00.000 That's like the British lawyer.
00:24:02.000 Lord.
00:24:03.000 Lord.
00:24:04.000 Yeah.
00:24:04.000 Yeah, he's a British lawyer.
00:24:05.000 That's the benchmark for white.
00:24:06.000 Do you think he talks like this?
00:24:08.000 Oh, wow.
00:24:09.000 I hope he does.
00:24:09.000 Like, he's got a butler.
00:24:11.000 Yeah, I hope he's just like the most proper, like, high-class discussion.
00:24:16.000 And even when he's being nice, it sounds like he's better than you.
00:24:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:24:19.000 He could carry a handbag around and it's not gay.
00:24:24.000 Anyway, we were talking about Amfest.
00:24:27.000 You know, so I got a call from this Wall Street Journal reporter and she was asking me what I thought about what was going on.
00:24:31.000 And I said, I'm still friends with them.
00:24:34.000 You know, obviously, you know, what happened happened.
00:24:36.000 But I'm like, look, I don't think, like, if the direction they want to go, either directly or indirectly, is just to have more people wearing suits on stage talking about political issue and the whole audience is going to be a bunch of people in suits.
00:24:49.000 It's like CPAC.
00:24:51.000 Whereas a year ago, it was looking like it was going to be the new South by South or a new South by Southwest, a major culture hub where James O'Keefe frosts his hair and then moonwalks on stage in a bulletproof vest.
00:25:02.000 And you've got some weird stuff happening.
00:25:05.000 And now it feels like it's turning into just like, you know, staunch, Romney-esque conservatives in suits saying, we need to talk about immigration.
00:25:16.000 And like RFK Jr. could still be a part of that, but it looks like, and maybe he shows up, I don't know.
00:25:22.000 But I just double-checked.
00:25:22.000 He's not scheduled to speak.
00:25:24.000 And I'm like, that's crazy to me.
00:25:26.000 But hey, you know what?
00:25:27.000 They didn't invite us.
00:25:27.000 So I think the problem they're going to face this year is at the midterms that there's this like, I don't know.
00:25:34.000 I don't know if the easy way to describe it is kind of like the Rogan-esque sphere of politics.
00:25:38.000 Like the barstool.
00:25:40.000 The barstool.
00:25:40.000 Yeah, that's probably a good way to put it, too.
00:25:42.000 Barstool Americans is what they call it.
00:25:44.000 Is it barstool Americans?
00:25:45.000 They're not going to vote for these conservative guys.
00:25:47.000 You know, I told this reporter, look, the only thing that's going to make me vote Republican is that the Democrats keep getting crazier and crazier.
00:25:53.000 Like right where they did, they just voted to give kids sex changes or public?
00:25:57.000 That's crazy.
00:25:58.000 Yeah.
00:25:58.000 And I'm like, I think the Republicans are going to be stodgy suit-wearing dudes in the midterms, and we're all going to be just kind of like, ugh.
00:26:07.000 But the Democrats are going to be trying to chop off kids' balls, and we're going to go, okay, I guess I'm voting Republican.
00:26:11.000 What's been the big issue with Republicans is that they're perpetually the opposition party and they never actually present sort of a new vision for the United States.
00:26:18.000 This is the reason why when Trump's not on the ballot, they get blown out of the water because when Trump's not on the ballot, they're just saying, look what the Democrats are doing.
00:26:23.000 That's pretty hard.
00:26:24.000 But, bro.
00:26:25.000 But, like, imagine you went to a Globe Trotter's game and the generals won.
00:26:30.000 You'd be pissed.
00:26:30.000 And so that's probably how the political world feels because the Republicans are supposed to be the generals who just lose no matter what.
00:26:38.000 And the Globe tried to just dance around doing literally, even breaking the rules and no one cares.
00:26:42.000 Trump becoming the Republican nominees, like if the generals got Wembanyama.
00:26:46.000 That's basically what happened.
00:26:48.000 They started winning.
00:26:50.000 And then the people who ran the game were like, this is not right.
00:26:52.000 The generals are not supposed to win.
00:26:54.000 And so now they're trying.
00:26:56.000 In all seriousness, though, I think they're trying to bring it back to the old days.
00:26:59.000 They're trying to go back to the way it used to be where Republicans sat on their asses with their thumbs up their ass at the same time, going, ah, and then Democrats just like ran roughshot over the country.
00:27:08.000 And that's a shame because that's not what Charlie wanted.
00:27:10.000 That's not what Charlie wanted Turning Point to do.
00:27:13.000 He was completely interested in bringing people into the party because that's the way that he looked at.
00:27:18.000 I mean, at the end of the day, he talked about like he wanted to make heaven crowded, right?
00:27:22.000 Like he wanted to convert people to Christianity.
00:27:24.000 And one of the ways that he was doing that was by bringing them first into the Conservative Party or the Republican Party, the MAGA coalition, and then he could reach out to them in a way that was that they could relate with.
00:27:34.000 I mean, and you know, I'm not a religious guy, but like at the same time, I understood what he was doing.
00:27:39.000 And it's perfectly fine with me if you're fighting against the Democrats and you're bringing people in by doing things like having Tim Cast or whoever at Amfest.
00:27:48.000 That's that's all good, in my opinion.
00:27:50.000 Yeah, like I made this point like right after Charlie died.
00:27:53.000 It might have been the day of when Charlie died, is that the biggest loss, among other things, one of the biggest losses of losing Charlie Kirk is that no one else was going to Utah Valley University on a Wednesday.
00:28:05.000 Oh, wow.
00:28:05.000 Like he was the only guy who didn't view, not the only guy, but he was the loudest voice that didn't view middle Americans as like these kitschy, whatever.
00:28:14.000 He wanted to engage them and speak their language or our language.
00:28:17.000 I mean, that's where I come from.
00:28:18.000 And that's why I resonated with him so much.
00:28:20.000 And yet, without that, this is what you're going to get.
00:28:23.000 You're going to get CPAC, reheated, and you're going to miss out on all these college kids.
00:28:28.000 I got to be honest, I'm bored.
00:28:30.000 I'm bored.
00:28:30.000 I think everyone's bored.
00:28:33.000 Look, you know, so we're out in Vegas.
00:28:35.000 This is like Party City.
00:28:37.000 And the people I talk to, dude, you know what's really crazy is how many people I'm walking around and they know who I am.
00:28:43.000 And they all are like, yeah, no, it's kind of boring.
00:28:46.000 Just like the direction politics is going.
00:28:49.000 It's kind of scary because Charlie was just murdered a couple months ago.
00:28:52.000 And I'm like, boredom?
00:28:53.000 I don't know if it's the right word.
00:28:54.000 But the sentiment I constantly hear from people is, I've already heard this.
00:28:58.000 So how many times are you going to talk about Venezuela?
00:29:00.000 How many times are you going to talk about Afghanistan?
00:29:01.000 You're going to talk about Ukraine.
00:29:02.000 You're going to talk about sex changes for kids.
00:29:05.000 Like we've got this story where the Republicans passed a bill banning it.
00:29:09.000 And what's probably going to happen is the Senate's going to shoot it down for some stupid, arbitrary reason.
00:29:13.000 And then we're never going to do anything because they're the Washington generals.
00:29:16.000 And so I go to regular people and they're like, I literally just don't care.
00:29:20.000 I can't bring myself to click on a video telling me something I've heard 50 million times.
00:29:23.000 People should be bored of politics because things are going so well and they just trust that the bureaucrats generally have their wits about them.
00:29:30.000 They shouldn't be bored because of like complacency from Republicans.
00:29:32.000 And that's exactly what's going on here.
00:29:34.000 They're saying, why would I bother engaging?
00:29:36.000 Because it doesn't feel like the national GOP is getting anything done.
00:29:40.000 So what's the point of being tapped in?
00:29:42.000 Because when I invest all this time and energy into being tapped in, it doesn't really reap any rewards, especially when Trump's on the ballot.
00:29:49.000 We got to start getting interested because, I mean, shit gets weird when you stop paying attention.
00:29:54.000 You know, maybe I'm saying the wrong number.
00:29:56.000 Somebody can look this up, but 282 13-year-olds were given sex changes in this country.
00:30:02.000 That's crazy.
00:30:03.000 That's ridiculous.
00:30:04.000 Hey, man, that's not fun.
00:30:06.000 You know what I mean?
00:30:06.000 Like when we were talking about Olivia Nuzzy blowing up RFK's button, we were laughing.
00:30:10.000 Now it's all dark and I feel bad.
00:30:13.000 There's not much you can riff on.
00:30:15.000 I'm getting sad.
00:30:16.000 You know what I mean?
00:30:17.000 Yeah.
00:30:18.000 There's nothing funny about it.
00:30:19.000 You can't go to an open mic and be like, how about these child sex changes?
00:30:22.000 Ooh, tough crowd.
00:30:24.000 Literally, they put your penises.
00:30:26.000 Yeah.
00:30:27.000 What's with the walk mob?
00:30:35.000 Yeah, that's...
00:30:36.000 That's the thing that the liberals have always been really good at.
00:30:39.000 And that's why they always do that comedy version of news.
00:30:43.000 Because they know news is boring.
00:30:44.000 And we're sitting here going like, well, I don't protest.
00:30:47.000 This tech spot is just too high.
00:30:49.000 And then Ian says, well, I don't know, man.
00:30:51.000 Taxes.
00:30:51.000 It's so boring.
00:30:52.000 Now, it matters in these political years when people are genuinely worried about their health care.
00:30:58.000 They're worried about, you know, gun violence or whatever.
00:31:01.000 Right now, everybody's tired.
00:31:03.000 We're in an off year.
00:31:05.000 It's the holidays.
00:31:06.000 All I want to do is wake up on Christmas Eve and eat French toast sticks.
00:31:09.000 And I can't because the gluten messes me up.
00:31:12.000 You got to understand how angry that makes me.
00:31:13.000 It's like living in a country full of sand and it's in your balls the whole time.
00:31:17.000 It's just a constant irritation.
00:31:19.000 No, I think.
00:31:20.000 I think right now people are looking to relax and be entertained.
00:31:23.000 And I think what the left does well, it makes people retarded, but they, like, John Oliver famously has that formula for how he does jokes, where it's like he says news thing, and then for no reason mentions Little Timothy or current year.
00:31:38.000 And it's like, I don't know if you guys ever saw that episode of King of the Hill.
00:31:43.000 Bobby's trying to tell jokes on the PA, but nobody will laugh.
00:31:47.000 And Peggy's like, it's because people are retarded.
00:31:49.000 So she gets a cowbell and she's like, whenever the joke's done, just bang the cowbell and yell.
00:31:53.000 And then everyone will laugh because you're telling them to laugh.
00:31:55.000 And it worked.
00:31:56.000 And it's funny because Mike Judge, he gets it.
00:31:58.000 That's like basically how it works.
00:31:59.000 Oh, yeah.
00:32:00.000 You try to watch the one.
00:32:01.000 Can I add a laugh track button to this realm?
00:32:03.000 You ever seen where they like take the laugh track out of Seinfeld and then you watch it and you're like, it's all right.
00:32:08.000 No, it's actually kind of offensive.
00:32:09.000 Yeah.
00:32:10.000 Because like Jerry will walk in and go, George!
00:32:13.000 And there's no laughing.
00:32:14.000 No, no, just pause.
00:32:15.000 Just pause for three seconds.
00:32:17.000 And you're like, I don't understand.
00:32:17.000 Why did he just yell at his friend and you sit there?
00:32:19.000 They were in front of a live studio audience, Seinfeld was, but friends.
00:32:22.000 But just make everyone zip it.
00:32:24.000 Yeah, Seinfeld with no laughing.
00:32:25.000 Jerry, George, my cat just died.
00:32:28.000 And then no one laughs.
00:32:29.000 Judge is for like three seconds to just stare at him.
00:32:32.000 And it's like, that's kind of weird, guys.
00:32:33.000 Yeah, this is the weirdest cheer.
00:32:36.000 Like when they walk in and everyone applauds and he's just standing there for like five seconds.
00:32:40.000 All right, let's get even more depressed.
00:32:42.000 We got news for you from The Guardian.
00:32:44.000 Police are now investigating links between the Brown shooting and the killing of the MIT professor.
00:32:49.000 Yo, this is actually really crazy.
00:32:51.000 This MIT professor was a fusion scientist.
00:32:55.000 Fusion energy.
00:32:56.000 Oh, yes, yes.
00:32:57.000 Bro.
00:32:58.000 Do you guys understand what this means?
00:33:00.000 No, explain.
00:33:01.000 All right.
00:33:01.000 So we recently got fusion ignition.
00:33:04.000 This is a few years ago, which means like a miniature sun.
00:33:09.000 That's very reductive into what is actually happening.
00:33:11.000 But this is the point at which they could sustain a fusion reaction.
00:33:15.000 This means they can produce a ridiculous amount of energy for almost nothing.
00:33:20.000 Oh, wow.
00:33:21.000 Basically, gasoline on crack.
00:33:23.000 Just boom.
00:33:24.000 And this guy was researching it.
00:33:26.000 If we can figure out how to get energy out of the system, dude, it's going to make your energy costs like pennies on the dollar.
00:33:34.000 And so when you get a guy who's one of the lead researchers working at MIT getting shot multiple times in his own home in the chest, the first thing everybody thinks is like, you know, did homie have a breakthrough in fusion energy that was going to shut down the oil industry?
00:33:48.000 So they took him out.
00:33:50.000 Hey, man.
00:33:51.000 Exxon sent that hit.
00:33:53.000 That's crazy.
00:33:54.000 Well, if these two are linked, I know it kind of downplays a bit of the conspiracy, but if these two are linked, that to me tells me this is a schizophrenic.
00:34:03.000 This is someone that just spends way too much time online.
00:34:05.000 He gets radicalized about Republicans and conservatives.
00:34:07.000 If it's true, like his motive for shooting this woman.
00:34:10.000 And then with this, this is just someone that was a 4U page American.
00:34:14.000 They spent way too much time online.
00:34:15.000 Israel for no reason claimed it may be Iran.
00:34:19.000 I'm not saying it's really investigating whether it was Iran.
00:34:22.000 Yeah, and they're like, we have no reason to believe it was.
00:34:24.000 And we're not suggesting it was, but we are investigating that it was.
00:34:26.000 And I'm just like, what?
00:34:28.000 Yeah.
00:34:28.000 Oh, because talking about why Cornel went after their nuclear program and they're going to return the fake.
00:34:32.000 No, because they said because the professor recently said pro-Israel things.
00:34:35.000 And I'm like, dude, shut up.
00:34:37.000 However, there was a really funny bit.
00:34:38.000 I don't know if you guys saw it from that community.
00:34:40.000 I forgot.
00:34:41.000 I didn't get his name.
00:34:41.000 So sorry, brother.
00:34:43.000 But it was a fake press conference where he said, please stop referring to the shooter at Brown University as a brown as the brown shooter.
00:34:52.000 We don't need to add racism to an already tragic event.
00:34:55.000 Do you know how big of a problem it is?
00:34:56.000 So, you know, like in your email, how you'll get like these offers for personalized t-shirts, and they'll take your last name and they'll put that on there.
00:35:03.000 I always get advertisements.
00:35:04.000 It's t-shirts just it's a brown thing.
00:35:06.000 You wouldn't understand.
00:35:08.000 One just said brown energy on it.
00:35:10.000 Like it's giving brown energy.
00:35:12.000 I'm like, I hope you're not.
00:35:13.000 You should get those shirts.
00:35:15.000 Brown.
00:35:16.000 And then walk around like Harlem or something.
00:35:18.000 Stop showering.
00:35:19.000 I have a simple question.
00:35:20.000 Where was the campus police?
00:35:22.000 Not around.
00:35:24.000 I mean, President Trump himself said, like, what's the deal with the security cameras?
00:35:28.000 My favorite thing in this, did you guys see this picture right here where the feds, there's like eight guys and they're just kicking the snow.
00:35:35.000 And it's like, you know what?
00:35:37.000 It reminds me of it.
00:35:37.000 Reminds me of when you're at work and your boss is walking down the hall and you immediately just start pretending like you're typing something and you know you're playing Tetris or whatever.
00:35:45.000 As a Tim Cast employee, I can't relate to that.
00:35:46.000 I'm sorry.
00:35:47.000 Oh, I know.
00:35:47.000 Yeah, T is always at the grind.
00:35:49.000 You know what I mean?
00:35:49.000 Every time I say him, he's just working really hard.
00:35:51.000 That's so true.
00:35:52.000 Isn't that crazy?
00:35:53.000 I've never seen him slacking off.
00:35:54.000 It's on Twitter.
00:35:55.000 Finding stories.
00:35:56.000 Yeah.
00:35:58.000 I was thinking yesterday if this could be connected to the oil industry, trying to kill this guy so that fusion, it doesn't produce fuel.
00:36:04.000 Like fuel are things you can pick up and carry around.
00:36:06.000 So you've got petroleum, you've got carbon, hydrogen, and plutonium.
00:36:10.000 If somehow this fusion program was helping them get to plutonium fuel or hydrogen, I mean— No, no, no, Ian, you must understand.
00:36:17.000 Petroleum becomes fuel.
00:36:20.000 We get energy out of that.
00:36:22.000 We get a lot of energy.
00:36:24.000 It's really good.
00:36:24.000 Nuclear is a little bit better.
00:36:26.000 Fusion would be the biggest.
00:36:27.000 It would make energy very, very cheap.
00:36:29.000 But you can't carry it around with you.
00:36:31.000 Like, you can't fuel.
00:36:32.000 You can.
00:36:32.000 No, but it can power homes in the grid.
00:36:34.000 That's on a grid.
00:36:35.000 On a grid.
00:36:36.000 So we can, right now, I think half the grid is coal.
00:36:39.000 Yeah.
00:36:39.000 At least.
00:36:40.000 Powered by Santa's hard work.
00:36:43.000 You know, it's just, I mean, why theorize conspiracy?
00:36:47.000 I was trying to read this.
00:36:48.000 I know where this is going.
00:36:48.000 I know where this is going.
00:36:49.000 He's going to start saying something like, they should be focused on graphene.
00:36:54.000 Maybe we should do it fusion.
00:36:55.000 Electric fuel cells with graphene-lead batteries.
00:36:57.000 Oh, okay, we get it.
00:36:58.000 No, I'll hold back.
00:37:02.000 It's tragic.
00:37:03.000 It's absolutely tragic.
00:37:04.000 47-year-old quantum physicist or whatever he was, plasma science.
00:37:08.000 Plasma scientists.
00:37:08.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:37:09.000 I don't know.
00:37:10.000 Now, the crazy story about this, I guess it seems like they're not doing their jobs.
00:37:15.000 And, you know, it's funny because I'm getting a lot of people complaining because I said Dan Bongino did the best he could.
00:37:21.000 And he's quitting.
00:37:22.000 I think, I assume you guys talked about this yesterday.
00:37:24.000 Yeah, because he couldn't do anything.
00:37:26.000 Like the idea that Dan Bongino got there was like, all right, guys, now I'm going to be evil.
00:37:30.000 I was like, yeah, that didn't happen.
00:37:31.000 Dan Bongino did not get hired by the FBI and say, now I'm going to pretend to do as much as I can while going to the beach and eating gingerbread.
00:37:39.000 No, he probably tried as hard as he could and he couldn't do anything because the machine is crooked.
00:37:42.000 So he's like, okay, I'm quitting after eight months.
00:37:45.000 What's the point?
00:37:45.000 I made the point on the noon live that him being in the FBI and now stepping back into the podcast space probably will be of more value to us than if he just continues.
00:37:54.000 Also, he just scares the shit out of me, though.
00:37:56.000 I think so.
00:37:56.000 Like, dude, if not Dan Bongino, then who?
00:37:59.000 You know what I mean?
00:37:59.000 Well, that's a very salient question.
00:38:01.000 He gets in there, gets nothing done.
00:38:04.000 To be fair, Cash and Dan did a lot of street-level policing, which is good.
00:38:07.000 But look at this, these FBI guys walking around kicking snow.
00:38:11.000 Right.
00:38:11.000 What is this?
00:38:12.000 Well, and if you are to believe the Axios reporting, he also Nazi eye to eye with Bondi on a lot of things.
00:38:17.000 So it's even up for debate if there was even cohesion with the Trump people, let alone the deep entrenched apparatus within the FBI itself.
00:38:26.000 You know, I got to say, right, because we were just talking about the Amfest stuff.
00:38:31.000 This reporter was asking me, like, what's the future going to look like in the political space?
00:38:35.000 And I said, Democrats have a track record of being lunatics, so I'm not going to vote for them.
00:38:39.000 But Republicans going like neocon round, I'm not going to vote for them.
00:38:42.000 So I honestly don't know.
00:38:44.000 But what I can say is Trump as a person, I like what he's done.
00:38:48.000 You know, B minus, C plus, except for the people he hires.
00:38:53.000 Right.
00:38:54.000 First time around, he hires a bunch of deep state garbage.
00:38:56.000 Second time, he hires a bunch of old women with plastic surgery.
00:38:59.000 I'm not trying to be addicted to the old ladies with plastic surgery.
00:39:01.000 I'm making a statement of fact, not a derisive one.
00:39:03.000 It is literally older women that he's largely given these positions to, and they've got a lot of plastic surgery.
00:39:08.000 And so I'm questioning whether or not could there have been better choices.
00:39:13.000 Sure.
00:39:14.000 I think everyone agrees that he could have made better choices.
00:39:16.000 And we ragged on him the first time for doing this.
00:39:18.000 And maybe his idea now was like, I'll just get people who are going to do what I tell them to do.
00:39:23.000 Like Carolyn Levitt, he's like, look at her pretty, did he say pretty face?
00:39:27.000 Look at those lips.
00:39:28.000 And it's like, that's what he wants is this.
00:39:30.000 And then Van DiFair posted that picture of all their injection sites or whatever.
00:39:34.000 Yeah.
00:39:36.000 They can to make her look bad.
00:39:37.000 I think that was Trump's strategies.
00:39:38.000 He wanted people that were loyalists that could simultaneously get approved by the Senate.
00:39:43.000 Because that's the limiting principle in all of this is that if you got like these super base nominees, they would get shot down.
00:39:48.000 Matt Gates.
00:39:49.000 The reason you can push them and like someone like Dan Bongino probably would have gotten held up in the Senate, but the deputy director is just directly appointed by the president.
00:39:55.000 He doesn't need to be approved by Senate.
00:39:58.000 I kind of feel like I'm bored of all this as well for the same reasons most people are.
00:40:04.000 And we have to just make fun of it all.
00:40:06.000 You know what I mean?
00:40:08.000 Because if we're not laughing, we're going to get depressed.
00:40:10.000 I mean, this is sincerely.
00:40:11.000 Like, you know, earlier we were making these jokes about Olivia Nuzzy blowing up RFK's butt and him enjoying it.
00:40:16.000 And it's funny and we're all laughing.
00:40:18.000 And that kind of brings the joy back to being in, you know, talking about these things because we've been so serious for so long.
00:40:24.000 It's so depressing.
00:40:25.000 When you're young, it's kind of cool to be an activist, an anti-establishment activist.
00:40:30.000 Like, yeah, down with whatever that is.
00:40:31.000 But as you get older, you kind of got to solve the problem or stop complaining or you're just going to be angry and miserable complaining your whole life.
00:40:37.000 For sure.
00:40:38.000 The reason why the 2024 campaign from Trump was so different feeling was because he brought in a lot of these, the coalition expanded to bring in a lot of these comedians, these entertainers, and these sorts of things.
00:40:50.000 And it gave some energy to a Republican candidate that's never been there.
00:40:54.000 Not even really in 2016.
00:40:55.000 2016 was mostly organic from the people, but the people in the Trump orbit were still kind of these stodgy conventional Republicans.
00:41:02.000 2024, you saw the coalition expand because of Trump's character in a lot of ways because he just invites those types of people.
00:41:08.000 And it was a lot of fun.
00:41:10.000 I mean, it had a certain flavor to it that was really distinct.
00:41:14.000 And it was actually the opposite problem for Kamala.
00:41:16.000 She had all these orbiters who were just super serious.
00:41:18.000 Oh, Trump's like Hitler in 2.0.
00:41:20.000 And it's like, I'm going to go with the people that are having fun.
00:41:23.000 I think part of the reason why Trump attracted so many people in 24 is because so many people were disillusioned by COVID, right?
00:41:29.000 That was what the four years that Biden was in office, people really saw how dishonest the government had been.
00:41:39.000 And arguably Trump might be a little bit responsible for that because he didn't fire Fauci early or late in his last year and stuff.
00:41:48.000 But there were so many people that once it kind of came out that social distancing was BS, wearing a mask was BS, all these things came out and people were like, well, I just don't trust the government.
00:41:58.000 I don't trust the Democrats because they're the ones that are in power.
00:42:00.000 So I think a lot of people, once they started to be able to discuss these things, once they saw the rollback of the censorship that was going on on YouTube and stuff, they started to say, well, I don't want the guys that were doing that.
00:42:13.000 And Musk buying X, buying Twitter and changing it to X, that was also a huge issue for people.
00:42:20.000 And so once that was kind of established in the public zeitgeist, then they were like, well, we can't support the Democrats.
00:42:28.000 And even still, there were still a lot of people that voted for Kamala Harris, even though she was, you know, had three months and was arguably the worst candidate the Democrats have ever produced.
00:42:37.000 Yeah, terrible.
00:42:38.000 Yeah.
00:42:38.000 I mean, well, I think an underrated aspect of all this is what you said, is Elon buying Twitter was a massive game changer because it didn't just affect Twitter, is all of these other social media platforms had to react because they didn't want to get lapped by X. If everyone that was getting banned from all these sites who were just normal people rushed into X, it would have put them out of business, especially because X was like aggressive with video and these sorts of things.
00:43:00.000 So everyone, we always discuss, you know, on the show, like, oh, if you go on Instagram Reels, you're going to see some really wild stuff.
00:43:06.000 And the reason for that is because Meta had to roll back a lot of their draconian moderation in reaction to X's new policy.
00:43:12.000 Let's jump to this story.
00:43:13.000 We have this from 19thNews.org, and I would be in favor of shutting down the 19th news.org.
00:43:22.000 No, it's very obviously like a feminist news blog, but they say House Republicans advance sweeping anti-trans bills ahead of holiday break.
00:43:29.000 One bill would jail doctors who prescribe gender-affirming care to trans youth.
00:43:34.000 Another would block Medicaid dollars from funding that care.
00:43:37.000 And then we have this: RFK Jr., from also 19th News, announces new rules targeting care for transgender youth.
00:43:42.000 If approved, the proposed federal regulation would dramatically impact an already challenging landscape.
00:43:47.000 To put it simply, they're saying no more sex changes for kids.
00:43:52.000 And Democrats are in favor of this.
00:43:55.000 And so I'm just, you know, look, the Democrats have been insane for a long time.
00:44:00.000 I feel like the Republican Party is going to move into this like DeSantis-esque neocon kind of territory.
00:44:07.000 Maybe Dan Bongino coming back to this space can be a more unifying voice for the people who don't want to vote for Democrats.
00:44:15.000 But outside, like we obviously, like we can talk about the ban on child sex change and all that.
00:44:21.000 I'm just wondering what you guys think is going to happen to the political parties in this country because there are a lot of people that no longer fit into the traditional Democrat or Republican space.
00:44:30.000 Well, I think that's why you're seeing the knife fight within the Republican Party right now.
00:44:34.000 You're seeing, I think.
00:44:35.000 Yeah, they're saying get out.
00:44:36.000 Right.
00:44:36.000 Well, and I think you're seeing the neocons, they're much more clever this time.
00:44:40.000 They've crafted their message in a way that's much more appealing to the MAGA base.
00:44:45.000 And that's why they're trying to poison the well ahead of time for JD Vance, where you have kind of a double-pronged attack because you have these neocons, and then you also have these sort of dissident right-wing figures.
00:44:55.000 But the neocon strategy, this is at least what it looks like to me.
00:44:58.000 You guys may disagree, is that the reason that they're sort of calling everyone Groypers all of a sudden, even if you have nothing to do with Nick Fuences' politics, is because they want to set the stage for 28 to be able to label someone like JD Vance a Groyper.
00:45:11.000 And so it's kind of a reheated version of the alt-right, where it's like, if you just vaguely disagreed with Jeb Bush, you were a part of the alt-right.
00:45:17.000 And even if you had nothing to do with these alt-right figures, that looks to me to be the play they're setting back up, and that's how the neocons are going to wrestle control of the party.
00:45:26.000 Please clap.
00:45:27.000 They're using the term patriot too.
00:45:30.000 They're going to use that heavily and be like, are you not a patriot?
00:45:33.000 What kind of patriot are you?
00:45:34.000 And that'll be like propaganda to get people to be like, you don't like that we're going to bomb Venezuela?
00:45:39.000 Are you not a patriot?
00:45:40.000 Well, see, I feel like the left has already tried to make that phrase toxic.
00:45:44.000 Like they've used that as a phrase.
00:45:47.000 And you see a lot of people taking, you know, like, we're taking it back and starting to like the way that Tate uses it.
00:45:53.000 But like the left has really put a lot of effort into saying using the phrase patriot, especially after like after January 6th, they were saying patriot groups.
00:46:02.000 And they were saying, if you're a patriot, that's actually a right-wing extremist.
00:46:05.000 But in some ways, I'm seeing the left actually try to like retcon American patriotism in a lot of ways.
00:46:09.000 The example I point to is with the LA riots earlier this year is initially the rioters were just flying Mexican flags.
00:46:15.000 They were making it very obvious that they were just Mexican nationalists, whether or not they were born in the United States.
00:46:20.000 And what happened is you saw a lot of these figures kind of in this Ezra Klein sphere saying like, hey, this looks terrible optically.
00:46:27.000 You guys need to start wearing American flag shirts, flying American flags, so you can like it'll pass the sniff test for right-wingers.
00:46:35.000 And that's so, I think the left's actually sort of wised up to this in some sense is they're actually trying to portray themselves as those standing for American values.
00:46:43.000 Like you noticed last night with Brian Shapiro, is if I had any critique of our current immigration system or the previous immigration system, he would say, that's un-American.
00:46:51.000 That's anti-American.
00:46:53.000 And he would actually have no legitimacy from history, but he would say that because it just sounds worse.
00:47:00.000 And for a right-winger that doesn't know anything about politics, they go, oh, wow, is this guy a communist?
00:47:05.000 I was talking to these guys the other day, and they were asking me about the show.
00:47:11.000 And I said, what's the best way to describe the show?
00:47:14.000 I don't know.
00:47:14.000 We say stuff like eschatology or something.
00:47:17.000 And they're like, okay, I would never watch that.
00:47:19.000 And I'm like, right.
00:47:20.000 You know, it's like, we're going to use we're going to use big words.
00:47:26.000 And this is the rights problem.
00:47:30.000 They're very serious.
00:47:32.000 They're very attuned and very smart.
00:47:34.000 And it works for smart people.
00:47:36.000 But average people, if they can't understand what you're saying, it's not a question of interest or disinterest.
00:47:43.000 It's disconnect.
00:47:44.000 I agree.
00:47:45.000 I think the rights issue is that they're taking themselves seriously.
00:47:50.000 These neocons, their aesthetic is serious in a very LinkedIn way rather than like a traditional form of like high culture and these sorts of things.
00:47:58.000 And I think the American people would be open to sort of aesthetics that are elevating to the soul.
00:48:04.000 Again, that sort of uplift you in many ways.
00:48:07.000 I think the issue is that all they wear, the reason they're wearing this suit and tie is because that's what they see on LinkedIn.
00:48:13.000 That's what they see in the Fortune 500.
00:48:15.000 You know, you know what Crowder is so good?
00:48:17.000 Because he does comedy.
00:48:18.000 Yeah.
00:48:19.000 And I think that's, and it's unfortunate that he's kind of on this island.
00:48:23.000 And I think the same thing is true for us.
00:48:25.000 But the moderate to right space is largely just an island.
00:48:29.000 Crowder is very funny.
00:48:31.000 He shows viral clips and then they make fun of those viral clips.
00:48:34.000 So it's entertaining for a regular person.
00:48:36.000 And then he introduces you to these more complex ideas and debates.
00:48:39.000 It works amazingly well.
00:48:42.000 The unfortunate thing is that he's on an island and the movement to push back against these lunatic Democrats largely does not include people like him.
00:48:50.000 So one thing we have to do is be substantially more entertaining.
00:48:53.000 I agree.
00:48:54.000 And I think the problem is, you know, they need a better understanding of existentialism.
00:49:00.000 You know, the common American now is more concerned with being able to express their individuality and be more expressive and creative.
00:49:08.000 And a lot of times you have to tie ideas into the fact that this guy wants to be a magician, but he's a Republican.
00:49:15.000 Let me figure out a way to make him feel at home and not like a weirdo.
00:49:17.000 You know what I mean?
00:49:18.000 I mean, it's crazy the flack that James O'Keefe would get from conservatives because he likes moonwalking.
00:49:24.000 I'm like, bro, you want him to moonwalk.
00:49:27.000 Yeah.
00:49:27.000 Like he, he, bro, like in we did an event on stage and where were we?
00:49:33.000 It was like in New York.
00:49:34.000 And James O'Keefe just in the middle of the room pushes everybody aside, has moonwalking.
00:49:38.000 And I was like, this is hilarious.
00:49:40.000 That's a whistleblow, too.
00:49:41.000 That's a dog whistle.
00:49:42.000 That's right.
00:49:43.000 That's right.
00:49:44.000 Vote for me.
00:49:44.000 Black guys are moonwalking.
00:49:48.000 But what do we, look, with all due respect to MFAS?
00:49:51.000 I'm not trying to be a dick.
00:49:52.000 But it's going to be a bunch of just dudes in suits.
00:49:55.000 You need some eccentricity.
00:49:56.000 I mean, that's, that's, I mean, someone like Milo, that's why he's so popular among other things is because, again, he's delivering ideas in a package that's like hard to look away from.
00:50:05.000 I mean, that's even kind of been Flint as a secret sauce.
00:50:07.000 The majority of people that are interacting with his content online aren't even really tracking with what his politics are, his policies that he's proposing or any sort of thing.
00:50:15.000 They just see the clip and go, that's pretty funny.
00:50:17.000 And then they identify as a Groyper.
00:50:19.000 And it's like, because that's the most effective way to communicate an idea is through something that's compelling, that's funny, et cetera.
00:50:23.000 He is surprisingly funny.
00:50:25.000 But like, I don't watch his content, but I've seen the clips where he's got this kind of like dry, sarcastic humor that kind of hits when there was something that came up with like Piers Morgan asked him about black people being in jail.
00:50:36.000 Right.
00:50:36.000 And he tried framing it as though it was a blanket statement that Nick wants just for being black.
00:50:40.000 And he goes, yeah, the murderers.
00:50:43.000 And it's like, and then he was like, but you're saying black people.
00:50:46.000 And he's like, the ones that kill people.
00:50:48.000 And then he like kind of walked them in.
00:50:50.000 I don't know.
00:50:51.000 People are saying he kind of walked Piers into it because Piers took the bait from the clips, not realized that his point was he didn't care about your race.
00:50:56.000 If you're a murderer, you go to jail.
00:50:58.000 Right.
00:50:58.000 Yeah, well, that's because Fuentes is able to flip-flop from irony into like post-irony on the turn of a heel.
00:51:05.000 And Piers Morgan is a super serious suit-wearing establishment crony.
00:51:09.000 And so he is not prepared whatsoever to handle someone like that.
00:51:12.000 So he comes on, and all Piers is doing is just taking whatever he says at face value, not realizing that Fuentes just kind of sees him as like a character.
00:51:19.000 And he doesn't even view Piers as like a person.
00:51:21.000 He views him as like a face of an entire ideological framework.
00:51:25.000 It was sad that Jon Stewart kind of went nuts.
00:51:27.000 Yeah.
00:51:28.000 But, you know, he disappeared for a long time.
00:51:30.000 I've always been a big fan of Jon Stewart.
00:51:32.000 And then he retires.
00:51:34.000 And then when he came back, he sounded like a lunatic because he was no longer online with the liberals at first.
00:51:41.000 You know, he went on Colbert and he was just like the coronavirus lab where the virus just appears across the street.
00:51:48.000 And we say that can't be related.
00:51:50.000 And then Colbert desperately trying to be like, well, maybe not.
00:51:53.000 I don't know.
00:51:54.000 Jon Stewart comes back into politics expecting to be his traditional liberal comedic self, pointing out obvious things like there's the Wuhan Institute for Coronavirus Research a block away from where the virus emerged.
00:52:08.000 And they were telling him he was wrong, but he fell in line.
00:52:11.000 Yeah.
00:52:12.000 He quickly fell in line and started blaming white people for stuff.
00:52:14.000 Because Jon Stewart's issue was he was still shadow boxing.
00:52:17.000 He still is shadow boxing against opponents that would have been relevant like the 90s.
00:52:21.000 So he still views like wasps and like the church as primary opponents to his ideology when these haven't really been like, you know, formidable opponents in 30, 40 years.
00:52:31.000 So he's really just shadow boxing now against this is like you see the same thing in the UK.
00:52:36.000 Like Kneecap's a great example where they're like always railing on like the queen or the king because they view them as like they're still stuck in this old framework where these were viable political vehicles.
00:52:47.000 And it's like, dude, these people haven't been relevant in 40, 50 years.
00:52:49.000 How about you use your comedy, use your edgy self to address the actual things you can't, you know, because if you asked Kneekap to like address like Islamic immigration to Ireland, they would freeze up and it's like, yeah, because that's actually something that would challenge the establishment in a meaningful way.
00:53:03.000 So it's people like that, like Jon Stewart and his current iteration are trying to challenge an establishment that isn't established anymore and they don't want to challenge the current establishment.
00:53:12.000 And you brought up Nekap and I mentioned this too.
00:53:14.000 Like the only thing that Knecap disagrees with the Royals about is whether or not there should be royals, right?
00:53:20.000 All of the opinions that Knekap has are the same opinions that the Royals have now.
00:53:25.000 They're very much, they're all talking about, you know, they're all pro-Palestine.
00:53:28.000 They're all very much left-leaning and progressive in their politics.
00:53:33.000 Only difference is, well, we're the royals and you're not.
00:53:36.000 Yeah, they act like the royals are still tormenting Ireland as if that has like any relevance whatsoever in 2025.
00:53:42.000 The royals don't have a grasp on their own country, let alone Ireland.
00:53:45.000 Yeah.
00:53:46.000 So yeah, that's what it frustrates me tremendously.
00:53:49.000 People on the left that, again, are just shadow boxing.
00:53:52.000 You're not challenging the establishment in any meaningful way.
00:53:56.000 Maybe develop an argument that will catch you some flack.
00:53:59.000 And then that's an indication that maybe you're pushing in the right direction.
00:54:02.000 Yeah.
00:54:02.000 If you're not, if you're not catching some kind of flack, if you're not catching it from someone, then you're certainly not saying anything in any way.
00:54:09.000 No, well, you made fun of Trump?
00:54:10.000 Dude, how are you going to get away with it?
00:54:11.000 He's going to put you in jail.
00:54:12.000 He's a fascist.
00:54:13.000 And then nothing happens.
00:54:14.000 Or Trump laughs.
00:54:15.000 Yeah, or Trump.
00:54:15.000 That's pretty good.
00:54:16.000 Yeah, Jamie Vance makes it his Halloween costume.
00:54:18.000 It's like, hello.
00:54:20.000 Or he tells Mamdani, it's okay.
00:54:21.000 You can call me a fascist.
00:54:22.000 We got big news.
00:54:23.000 Big news.
00:54:24.000 We got this from Fact Post.
00:54:25.000 It's a short clip, but listen to this.
00:54:28.000 In the fall, we will host the first ever Patriot Games, an unprecedented four-day athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes, one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.
00:54:41.000 But I promise it will in the fall.
00:54:44.000 He promises that they will be brought into a large arena near D.C. where they will often fight to the death, and the winner will be the victor.
00:54:52.000 May the odds be ever in your favor.
00:54:54.000 If it's truly hand-to-hand combat, I think Arkansas runs the table.
00:54:57.000 There's no question.
00:54:58.000 It's an American warrior, man.
00:54:59.000 I think maybe Arkansas won't go.
00:55:01.000 I don't know, man.
00:55:02.000 Chicago.
00:55:03.000 Chicago.
00:55:04.000 Well, if you can't bring firearms in there, again, there'll probably be no substances in there, so they'll fall apart.
00:55:10.000 They'll probably just kill themselves.
00:55:12.000 So there's no sport.
00:55:13.000 They haven't said a sport.
00:55:14.000 I don't know.
00:55:16.000 This is a real thing.
00:55:17.000 I think it's going to be like American Gladiators where they do have the foam missiles they'll shoot at you that you'll run down the.
00:55:22.000 If it truly is like a variety of sports, I tweeted this earlier: is that your best odds, if you're just not an athletic person, but you want to be on the national spotlight, you should be arranging your affairs to move to like American Samoa because territories are included.
00:55:34.000 American Samoa, the Northern Marion Islands, these are places with like 30,000 people.
00:55:38.000 So if you move there right now, you're not going to have any competition just picking up scary sports on TV.
00:55:42.000 I think the Simon's are pretty big and athletic.
00:55:44.000 I don't know.
00:55:45.000 He said territories.
00:55:46.000 So yeah, you got some big Simon's, but I'm going to go with like I'm going to go with Washington because there's a lot of Asians in Washington.
00:55:55.000 And if you're saying no weapons allowed, then I'm going to make the generalized assumption that my people are naturally good at martial arts.
00:56:01.000 I'm going to Guam.
00:56:02.000 I'm going to Guam.
00:56:04.000 There you go.
00:56:04.000 No Mezzo Indian could beat me in a sport.
00:56:07.000 Washington just has to find the two high school students who can kill like the best.
00:56:11.000 Right.
00:56:12.000 Oh, yeah.
00:56:13.000 If it's a kill-off, then like Illinois is going to run the table.
00:56:17.000 If it's no holds barred, yeah, I'm going to Illinois.
00:56:19.000 It actually is pretty crazy to think because, I mean, obviously the killing makes it comedic in that it's so over the top.
00:56:24.000 Obviously, we're not laughing at people dying, but it literally is very hunger games asked to be like the Patriot Games, where two kids from every state are brought to the Capitol to have a dinner with me at the Capitol.
00:56:36.000 The winner's state will receive maximum federal funding for the next calendar.
00:56:39.000 This feels like the 36th Olympics.
00:56:41.000 You know what I mean?
00:56:43.000 That's whatever wins, he won't deploy ice into that state for the year.
00:56:46.000 There you go.
00:56:47.000 There you go.
00:56:48.000 Amnesty for everybody in your state if you win.
00:56:50.000 Yeah, we were just talking about how great youth sports are, though.
00:56:53.000 This is a big, big, big thing we got to get going again.
00:56:56.000 If you want kids to have healthy sex lives and be like aggressive, you know, adult males that pursue women, have families, like some young sports really gets you normalized.
00:57:06.000 Kids having sex lives is incredible.
00:57:08.000 I mean, look, look, it's a kid, technically.
00:57:11.000 We've talked about how there's no young people.
00:57:14.000 Like there's a population collapse underway.
00:57:16.000 Gen Alpha is only 42 million.
00:57:18.000 Wow.
00:57:19.000 Yeah, and you can't reverse that because you can't go back in time.
00:57:23.000 We're missing 42 million people.
00:57:24.000 Trump doesn't want to import them.
00:57:25.000 He wants to deport the ones that came illegally.
00:57:27.000 The Democrats want to import them.
00:57:28.000 So I'm wondering if invading Venezuela is just like, listen, we don't have the labor, but we can steal the energy.
00:57:38.000 We put Venezuela back on the oil market and pump all their oil in the system, and it's going to bolster our capabilities without having the same labor class.
00:57:47.000 We're going to have something to sell to make money on.
00:57:49.000 And then I bring this up in this context because Trump's vision of bringing America back to where it used to be, baseball and apple pie, it's going to need people.
00:57:58.000 And so that means this is a 40-year plan.
00:58:01.000 Stealing oil and taking over, you know, Venezuela's close.
00:58:04.000 They got a lot of oil.
00:58:06.000 We could take that oil.
00:58:07.000 Well, that's what, I mean, I've proposed that I think the United States should take sort of a page from these countries that do think in these long term, have these long-term strategies where they do have these worker programs.
00:58:18.000 We literally come, you have three years in the country.
00:58:21.000 You can't bring your family, can't bring your wife.
00:58:22.000 You're literally here to work.
00:58:24.000 Help us build our stadiums for a World Cup or whatever, and then you get out and you cannot come back, not even as a tourist.
00:58:28.000 And I think that's kind of a win-win is for some of these massive mega projects that we need to do in these countries, and you do have to keep labor costs low, that could be a viable option because as the population retracts, there's going to be a higher demand on labor.
00:58:41.000 And I do think that potentially we could allocate our labor into more viable industries.
00:58:46.000 And in turn, we could keep labor costs cheap for like construction of mega projects by taking maybe like a, I don't know, like a UAE strategy.
00:58:53.000 Perhaps we were talking about doing a public works project.
00:58:56.000 Andrew actually brought it up, like a roads project.
00:58:59.000 It's been a while since we've done an American public works project that I know of.
00:59:02.000 But if we, you know, revitalize our roads across the country with like 21st century materials, that'd be freaking badass.
00:59:09.000 Remember that important, bro, bro.
00:59:11.000 Oh, wait, wait, finish your thoughts.
00:59:12.000 Import workers for the project and then they leave when they're done.
00:59:16.000 Was that what you were saying?
00:59:16.000 Is like it's a temporary work piece?
00:59:18.000 It's just a simple works, like works program for, you know, you bring them in, they get out, they can't come back.
00:59:24.000 That's much more viable than like currently, where you just keep illegal immigrants on the book and just like hope no one notices.
00:59:29.000 I want to explain to you the problem with communism, Ian.
00:59:35.000 Please, it's impossible to believe it.
00:59:37.000 This idea of us just spending money as a country and be like, we've decided we're going to allocate an obscene amount of money in this one direction.
00:59:44.000 I'll give you a couple examples of the problems here and why it's got to be more meritocratic than that.
00:59:47.000 Not to literally say public works is communism, right?
00:59:50.000 Do you guys remember that viral video where they were like, what if all of our roads were solar panels?
00:59:56.000 And they were like, there's 846,000 square miles of road across this country.
01:00:01.000 And then it showed like this graphic where it was like, if we made our roads solar panels, it would be a massive grid generating electricity while we drove right on top of that.
01:00:10.000 That's why we got to keep the weed out of everything.
01:00:12.000 Exactly.
01:00:12.000 And do you guys know what happened when they tried it?
01:00:14.000 What?
01:00:14.000 So first it went viral and everyone's like, it snowed.
01:00:17.000 This is amazing.
01:00:18.000 They were like, the dirt on the road obstructed the light and it generated no electricity.
01:00:24.000 And then the plates got scratched and it refracted light and they became useless in the trials that they did.
01:00:30.000 Or there was that other video that went super viral where it was like, why can't cell phones be modular?
01:00:34.000 And then it showed like a base phone and it was like, maybe you want a camera and a big camera clicks on.
01:00:38.000 It's like, maybe you want a small battery.
01:00:40.000 Small battery clicks on.
01:00:41.000 And then Google bought it and then the project died right away.
01:00:44.000 And everyone, all the hippies got mad and they were like, Google bought it and killed it because they didn't want to protect the environment.
01:00:50.000 Because if people had modular phones, if the camera broke, you could swap the camera module out for a new camera module and you'd have the same phone forever.
01:00:57.000 And the real reason was that it's impossible.
01:00:59.000 The real reason is that it was a made-up thing online that wasn't possible to do.
01:01:03.000 And it was this gigantic, bulky piece of trash with low battery power that nobody wanted.
01:01:07.000 Right.
01:01:08.000 To your point.
01:01:08.000 That's what happens.
01:01:09.000 To your point about a labor shortage.
01:01:11.000 I mean, we had the same problem, and a thing called slavery happened right after.
01:01:16.000 But England, during that time, they tried to do things to combat free labor, like emptying the streets of all the vagrants and homeless and shipping them to America when we were short of labor.
01:01:26.000 So, I mean, I think the answer to the labor shortage is we have buck farms called prisons.
01:01:33.000 So if we need more citizens, we should just let women into prisons and open the sales and let nature take its course at some point.
01:01:40.000 I mean, because that's pretty much what we did in the past.
01:01:42.000 I know it sounds crazy, but government-sponsored convoy visits is what we're doing.
01:01:46.000 If they just hire more female prison guards and then nature will take its course.
01:01:53.000 That seems to be a phenomenon that happens a little bit.
01:01:56.000 The female prison guards end up pregnant with inmates' children.
01:02:01.000 Right, right.
01:02:02.000 It's getting crazy.
01:02:03.000 Get somewhere where the camera doesn't look.
01:02:04.000 And next thing you know, it's like, nature takes its course.
01:02:08.000 Imagine raising a baby in a sale, though.
01:02:09.000 That's crazy, too.
01:02:11.000 Well, I mean, if she's free, then you've just got to provide state funding for the child, I guess.
01:02:18.000 I mean, people do it in studio apartments near New York City.
01:02:21.000 I mean, with roommates.
01:02:22.000 With roommates that's actually crazier neighbors.
01:02:24.000 So, it's possible.
01:02:27.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure that that would actually work.
01:02:30.000 No, it wouldn't work.
01:02:32.000 You know, it's interesting.
01:02:33.000 This is what we're here for.
01:02:33.000 We're here to percolate with these ideas.
01:02:35.000 Right.
01:02:36.000 Let them throw them out.
01:02:37.000 Well, we, you know, next, this 2026 is going to be bonkers, dude.
01:02:41.000 It's going to be the 250th.
01:02:43.000 We're going to have the Patriot Games.
01:02:44.000 Aren't we having some massive festival in DC or something?
01:02:47.000 Yeah.
01:02:49.000 The World Cup's going to be here this summer.
01:02:50.000 I mean, like, the world's biggest event all across the United States.
01:02:54.000 The World Cup's happening all over the U.S.?
01:02:56.000 Yeah, the World Cup's always throughout the country.
01:02:57.000 It's played in, and the final will be in New Jersey at Metlas.
01:03:00.000 And this is what sport?
01:03:03.000 Football.
01:03:05.000 I have no idea what that is.
01:03:06.000 Foodball.
01:03:07.000 It's some commie gobbagle.
01:03:08.000 I don't know what it is.
01:03:10.000 It's a sport for people that can only afford a ball.
01:03:13.000 Brown.
01:03:14.000 Brown energy.
01:03:15.000 I'll wear it for the World Cup.
01:03:16.000 They'll love it.
01:03:16.000 It was funny how the Simpsons made fun of soccer, where the announcer was just saying, like, he goes left.
01:03:22.000 He goes back.
01:03:23.000 He goes back and forth.
01:03:24.000 He goes back and forth.
01:03:24.000 And that's like all he was saying.
01:03:26.000 And they were kind of like, okay.
01:03:27.000 I let my hand slip.
01:03:29.000 I let my card show this morning on the live shows.
01:03:32.000 I do actually like soccer quite well.
01:03:33.000 That's a lie.
01:03:34.000 It's very unfortunate.
01:03:35.000 Soccer.
01:03:36.000 I used to play.
01:03:37.000 Deployed.
01:03:38.000 Oh, yeah.
01:03:38.000 It was a backup fullback.
01:03:39.000 Backup fullback for, I can't name that.
01:03:41.000 That's not a real position.
01:03:42.000 The backup's not a real position.
01:03:44.000 That's why it was a backup.
01:03:45.000 There you go.
01:03:45.000 I was riding the pine as I said.
01:03:48.000 Soccer.
01:03:48.000 Sounds like domestic violence soccer.
01:03:51.000 That's right.
01:03:53.000 You know, it's patriarchy, and we should say away with it.
01:03:56.000 Away with it.
01:03:57.000 No, I mean, I'm actually stoked.
01:03:58.000 It means a lot of, it's going to be a lot of tourists coming in, a lot of money coming into the United States.
01:04:02.000 So the joke is like all these Europeans used to writing public transportation when they get dropped off in the DFW and they have to figure out how to get to the stadium.
01:04:08.000 Bro, you know what's really going to be crazy is if it, if it's all over the country, these tourists are going to come in from places like Europe or whatever, and they're going to get robbed.
01:04:16.000 Oh, yeah.
01:04:17.000 Can you imagine they're coming from like you know beautiful Paris or Rome and they get dropped in Kansas?
01:04:21.000 Is that a joke?
01:04:22.000 Beautiful Paris or Rome.
01:04:24.000 In Europe, you have to worry about it.
01:04:25.000 I'm just saying these really, you know, these really like, you know, whatever, and then they get dropped in like Kansas City, just get robbed right away.
01:04:31.000 With a gun.
01:04:32.000 They have to download Uber.
01:04:33.000 They pull their phone out.
01:04:34.000 You want to hear a joke?
01:04:36.000 I would love to hear it.
01:04:37.000 How do you say hello in Paris?
01:04:39.000 Salam Alik.
01:04:40.000 Yes, you got it.
01:04:43.000 You know, the sad thing is I went to Paris, and it's true.
01:04:46.000 It's actually very true.
01:04:47.000 It's very unfortunate.
01:04:48.000 There's the 250th anniversary of the U.S., too.
01:04:50.000 That's going to be a big deal.
01:04:54.000 I'm going to buy a bunch of fireworks and I'm going to blow them up.
01:04:56.000 Yeah.
01:04:56.000 What you got to do is, you know, those balloons that have the numbers is just gobble up all the 250 numbers.
01:05:01.000 I got an idea.
01:05:02.000 We should get a bunch of balloons, like 100 of them, on really long strings and launch bottle rockets at them.
01:05:09.000 Ooh.
01:05:11.000 Is there any, you know, I'm going to phrase this very carefully because we have a very large property with lots of open space.
01:05:19.000 Right.
01:05:19.000 And we will seek the permits to do this first, YouTube.
01:05:22.000 But we'll fill the balloons up with helium and butane.
01:05:26.000 Butane.
01:05:27.000 I don't know if it'll be able to lift it, though.
01:05:29.000 I don't know.
01:05:29.000 Ian, this would be a question for you.
01:05:31.000 Does butane have...
01:05:32.000 I defer to chat GPT on this one.
01:05:33.000 Let's find out.
01:05:34.000 Okay, hydrogen.
01:05:35.000 Hydrogen.
01:05:36.000 Ooh.
01:05:36.000 Hydrogen balloons.
01:05:37.000 Hydrogen.
01:05:38.000 And then we launch bottle rockets at them.
01:05:40.000 Oh, wow.
01:05:41.000 Pretty cool, right?
01:05:43.000 That could save a lot of money at the Venezuela operations.
01:05:46.000 Send it over there.
01:05:47.000 Just go to Miami and just launch a million hydrogen balloons into the air.
01:05:51.000 It's like, oh, we actually blew Guyana off the map.
01:05:57.000 You forget to carry a one.
01:05:58.000 Argentina's gone.
01:06:00.000 Have you guys ever seen Dragon's Breath?
01:06:02.000 Shotgun?
01:06:03.000 Shotgun shells shooting hydrogen full balloons.
01:06:07.000 What is going on?
01:06:08.000 Do you not know about Dragon's Breath?
01:06:09.000 No, I don't know anything about semi-automatic Dragon's Breath video.
01:06:13.000 There we go.
01:06:13.000 It's magnesium shards.
01:06:15.000 Oh, no.
01:06:16.000 Is it going to load?
01:06:17.000 Yeah.
01:06:18.000 Look at this Mossberg.
01:06:21.000 Can this gun cycle this ammo?
01:06:24.000 Yeah, it can.
01:06:27.000 There we go.
01:06:28.000 That's a GCX code.
01:06:34.000 Woo!
01:06:34.000 Mikeland.
01:06:37.000 There we go.
01:06:38.000 How do you even, like, if you're his neighbor, would you even say it's the bottom?
01:06:40.000 Nothing.
01:06:41.000 My neighbors, no, no, no, no.
01:06:42.000 You don't say anything.
01:06:43.000 No, of course you do.
01:06:44.000 You say, brother, can I come over?
01:06:45.000 I'll blame the beast.
01:06:46.000 Is that real?
01:06:47.000 I'm also sitting off, I think, nuclear bombs in his backyard.
01:06:51.000 Yeah.
01:06:51.000 Dragon's breath.
01:06:53.000 I'm in on this.
01:06:54.000 What is it?
01:06:54.000 Like shards of magnesium.
01:06:56.000 It's bird shot with magnesium in it.
01:06:58.000 Can you imagine someone breaks in your house that that's what you used yourself to hide?
01:07:01.000 Look, dude, it's going to scare his friends if they're not inside yet.
01:07:04.000 These are, these are, what are they?
01:07:05.000 Exotic shells, right?
01:07:06.000 I bought a pack of a bunch of exotic shells.
01:07:09.000 And what are they called?
01:07:10.000 Like flashe?
01:07:11.000 There's flashettes.
01:07:12.000 The flashette is what it is.
01:07:13.000 It's a bunch of blades, right?
01:07:14.000 Yep.
01:07:15.000 He has a shotgun shell full of blades.
01:07:16.000 They have what they call sabos, which is a shotgun shell with basically a needle.
01:07:21.000 It's like just a dart.
01:07:22.000 It's got in the shotgun shell and you shoot it and there's a plastic.
01:07:25.000 Well, the sabo is when it falls away, right?
01:07:26.000 Yep, the plastic beef falls away and you've got basically it's shooting a little dart.
01:07:30.000 Shotguns are cool, man.
01:07:32.000 Dude, the exotic ones are crazy.
01:07:34.000 I got one of them that's a bunch of, it's literally a bunch of needles.
01:07:36.000 Yep.
01:07:36.000 And when you shoot it, it just a bunch of spikes.
01:07:39.000 Like, basically, you could put anything in a shotgun shell and just let it rip.
01:07:42.000 What they call a blunderbus back in the day.
01:07:44.000 You just shove a bunch of crap into it and it's got just a big long tube.
01:07:48.000 Like forks.
01:07:49.000 I mean, forks, but they would put shards of broken glass.
01:07:52.000 Junk mail.
01:07:53.000 I'll be able to reutilize my junk mail.
01:07:56.000 Yeah, just hit them with some Kohl's cash.
01:07:59.000 Spired credit cards.
01:08:00.000 That's right.
01:08:02.000 I got hit with the water bill last night.
01:08:04.000 You just shove rocks in there.
01:08:06.000 Yeah.
01:08:07.000 Anyway, yeah, good point.
01:08:08.000 We should take a bunch of balloons full of hydrogen.
01:08:11.000 We'll get the permitting for this.
01:08:12.000 Yes.
01:08:13.000 And then we hang them up all over and blast them with dragon's breath.
01:08:15.000 It'd be sick.
01:08:16.000 This will impress the Europeans.
01:08:18.000 No, it'll terrify them.
01:08:19.000 Yeah, this actually might, yeah, as soon as the World Cup's over, it's like, get out of here.
01:08:22.000 We'll leave it in.
01:08:23.000 I got a joke for you.
01:08:24.000 I got a joke for you.
01:08:25.000 What does a person in Paris say when they're very shocked?
01:08:30.000 I don't know.
01:08:31.000 A la Huakbar.
01:08:32.000 There we go.
01:08:33.000 There we go.
01:08:34.000 You're supposed to say Sacre Bleu.
01:08:35.000 Yeah, with the newcomers in France, I don't think they'll be put off to the explosions.
01:08:40.000 They'll be like, oh, this is very familiar to me.
01:08:43.000 I thought that's why I left the Middle East.
01:08:46.000 I thought I got away from it.
01:08:47.000 It's like that meme where it's the Middle Eastern guy and woman, and then a drone strike happening.
01:08:51.000 And he's like, you know, they say the next one will be fired by a woman.
01:08:54.000 And the woman goes, can you imagine being a part of history?
01:08:57.000 I know.
01:08:58.000 It's really beautiful.
01:08:58.000 It's so progressive.
01:08:59.000 It's very beautiful.
01:09:01.000 Well, speaking of all that, we've got this story from Newsweek.
01:09:05.000 H-1Bs to be completely banned under Republican proposal.
01:09:09.000 Let's go.
01:09:10.000 Republican congresswoman has called for a total ban on H-1B temporary visa program, part of the wider effort to go after the immigration system.
01:09:17.000 Texas rep Beth Van Dyne, is that you pronounce it?
01:09:19.000 Told conservative commentator Betty Johnson that politicians had failed to consider the unintended consequences of immigration programs like H-1B.
01:09:26.000 That H-1B visa program has got to either stop right now until we understand the amount of just how it's being taken advantage of or redone.
01:09:33.000 So it doesn't exist.
01:09:35.000 It cannot continue in the way it has.
01:09:38.000 Newsweek contacted Van Dyne outside of regular office hours.
01:09:42.000 Why?
01:09:42.000 Why did they put that in there?
01:09:43.000 Like, we called her when we knew she wasn't around.
01:09:46.000 Okay, so you didn't actually try.
01:09:48.000 What do you guys say?
01:09:49.000 For or against?
01:09:50.000 For.
01:09:50.000 Yeah.
01:09:51.000 I mean, like, this is the whole thing is this is not a program you can reform.
01:09:55.000 It's just clearly been demonstrated that people will take advantage of it.
01:09:59.000 I mean, it's only like 90% of H-1B visas went to India.
01:10:02.000 So this is just not something that could be reformed at this point.
01:10:04.000 And then you have to ask the question, these employers cannot use it responsibly either.
01:10:09.000 We saw, obviously, back when this sort of discourse kicked off, people were using it for like janitor gigs and whatnot.
01:10:14.000 So it's like if the corporations can't be trusted and the issuing office can't be trusted, just scrap the program.
01:10:19.000 But did you guys see that thing with Piers Morgan where he was asked, like, what does he like about multiculturalism?
01:10:25.000 And he said, chicken tick and masala.
01:10:26.000 Yeah, literally.
01:10:27.000 That was made in Glasgow.
01:10:28.000 I was going to say that's not even from India at all.
01:10:30.000 But, but, but it was an Indian guy.
01:10:34.000 So the question then is, you know, here's the point.
01:10:36.000 It's a double whammy.
01:10:38.000 If Piers is like, I like multiculturalism because we have chicken tikka masala, which was invented in Scotland, he's saying the dude who made it wasn't Scottish.
01:10:46.000 He's also kind of being...
01:10:48.000 Is he Denise Piers Morgan?
01:10:49.000 Like...
01:10:50.000 He's like, you are not Scottish.
01:10:51.000 He's kind of being not, I don't know if racist is the right word, but that's a very dumb answer because having chicken tikka masala has nothing to do with what cultures of people live around you.
01:11:02.000 We can steal whatever food we want.
01:11:04.000 You know that you can get the recipes online.
01:11:06.000 You can get the ingredients online.
01:11:07.000 You don't have to Indian people in your country to make Indian food now.
01:11:10.000 It used to be 100, 500 years ago, maybe it was that way.
01:11:13.000 It's not like that anymore.
01:11:14.000 Well, it was never that way.
01:11:15.000 Do you guys know that you guys have a secret?
01:11:18.000 Do you, friends, know the legend of ketchup?
01:11:21.000 No, it's delicious.
01:11:22.000 Oh, well, let me come gather around and I will tell you a tale.
01:11:25.000 A guy went to China and had katsu, which is a vinegar tomato sauce.
01:11:29.000 And then he came to the United States and he was like, I'm going to make it.
01:11:30.000 And they're like, what is it?
01:11:31.000 He goes, katza.
01:11:32.000 And then they put kats up.
01:11:34.000 And then cats up got rednecified into ketchup.
01:11:37.000 I'd always been told there was an episode of King of Queens where Arthur, the dad, he objected to calling it ketchup because he said it was like the commodified brand name of it.
01:11:45.000 And the actual substance is called katsup.
01:11:48.000 That's like how people call tissues Kleenexes and it's like, even if it's not Kleenex brand.
01:11:52.000 So he refused to play a part of this corporatization of our products.
01:11:55.000 And I thought that was a bold stand by Arthur Spooner.
01:11:58.000 I don't know if that's all a bold stand.
01:11:59.000 Chinese fermented fish sauce.
01:12:00.000 Katsu.
01:12:01.000 Oof.
01:12:02.000 Yeah.
01:12:03.000 And you can actually get katsu.
01:12:06.000 You go to a Chinese food restaurant, it's vinegar tomato sauce on chicken or whatever, chicken katsa or whatever.
01:12:10.000 Yeah.
01:12:11.000 Ancient China, a pungent fermented fish sauce.
01:12:14.000 And then yeah, this whole idea that you have to, even like, let's just say Piers Morgan's like priority was like food options, which whatever.
01:12:25.000 It's stupid, but it's whatever.
01:12:27.000 If you go to Tokyo, it's a very homogenous country.
01:12:29.000 It's like 99% ethnically Japanese.
01:12:31.000 And you go around Tokyo, you will have the best ethnic food from around the world.
01:12:35.000 The best Italian, the best Thai, the best Indian.
01:12:39.000 No matter what, Tokyo has fantastic array of options.
01:12:42.000 And the reason for that is they said, rather than importing the people here simply for the recipes, what we can do is we can send the Japanese chefs to these countries.
01:12:50.000 They can learn from them and then come back and open restaurants.
01:12:53.000 Not to mention now, you can just look up the recipe.
01:12:55.000 And so you actually get like a really authentic, what's the word I'm looking for?
01:13:00.000 You know, very delectable food options.
01:13:03.000 Yeah, and I mean, it's also worth noting that like in Japan, they don't really have a concept of close enough.
01:13:10.000 Like it's right or it's not right.
01:13:11.000 Yes.
01:13:12.000 They're very precise in everything.
01:13:13.000 When I was like, we've done a bunch of touring in Japan and you go there and the first day your crew will set up the stage.
01:13:20.000 And then once everything's set up, the local crew will come in.
01:13:23.000 They measure everything, take pictures.
01:13:25.000 The very next day, when you show up at the venue, your crew included, like when you guys show up, everything's set up.
01:13:31.000 If you had a Red Bull and a beer set on the riser, there would be a Red Bull and a beer.
01:13:36.000 Like it is their attention to detail is like no other place I've been and I've been to a bunch of connections.
01:13:42.000 That's wonderful.
01:13:42.000 I mean, I went to the McDonald's there and they bow to you.
01:13:44.000 I'm like, in the United States, they square up with you.
01:13:46.000 So it's really important.
01:13:47.000 I want to propose a compromise with Piers Morgan.
01:13:52.000 I will guarantee he can have chicken tick and masala.
01:13:54.000 In fact, I will bring him pot thai personally, but no immigration.
01:13:58.000 I'm kidding, but like if his point is the food is good, it's like, okay, then the argument from the anti-immigration side is, then we will plunder their food and you can have it.
01:14:08.000 Is that your argument?
01:14:08.000 The British did that.
01:14:09.000 They literally would just topple countries for spices.
01:14:12.000 Oh, bro.
01:14:13.000 You know how many people were killed for black pepper?
01:14:14.000 Yeah.
01:14:15.000 Amazing.
01:14:15.000 It's like 50K.
01:14:16.000 Worth it.
01:14:17.000 50,000 people were slaughtered so that aristocrats in France could put black pepper on their steak.
01:14:24.000 And then the funniest thing is, every restaurant down to the redneckiest piece of trash restaurant is going to have black pepper on every table that nobody uses.
01:14:31.000 Yeah, can I add a likely conspiracy to the ketchup?
01:14:34.000 Yeah, let's do it.
01:14:35.000 Most likely the person who brought ketchup back was a heroin dealer.
01:14:40.000 During that time, there was a shortage in silver, and a lot of American aristocrats were selling heroin to Chinese drug lords.
01:14:51.000 And they would go trade heroin for silver.
01:14:53.000 And I'm just putting that out there because that's something that happened around that era, you know, is heroin being sold to Chinese drug lords.
01:15:01.000 Yeah, you did have the British when they were trying to open up the Chinese market.
01:15:03.000 They flooded it with opium.
01:15:05.000 Indeed.
01:15:05.000 And then that gave them a just cause as soon as they cut off the opium supply, then a war broke out.
01:15:09.000 The Frank Lucas of white people probably brought ketchup back.
01:15:15.000 There are a lot of things that, apparently, like the Ketzop thing or Quetza or whatever is super old.
01:15:20.000 Like there's legends of it going back, like it's ancient pungent fish or whatever.
01:15:24.000 It's wild when you like rolling dice.
01:15:29.000 These things have been around for like thousands of years.
01:15:31.000 We just kept them.
01:15:31.000 And we're still so primitive.
01:15:33.000 Like the word building, there are words where the word indicates what it is.
01:15:37.000 Like, what are you doing?
01:15:38.000 I'm building.
01:15:39.000 What are you building?
01:15:40.000 A building.
01:15:42.000 Like, that's how creative people get, and then they just stop.
01:15:44.000 That's the level we're at right now as humans.
01:15:46.000 We're still calling.
01:15:46.000 Well, have you seen where the word for soap, the root word, existed in Western Europe and also among the Aboriginal Australians?
01:15:54.000 So if you look at a map of the word soap, and the Aboriginals, they called it Sabu, I think, or Abu.
01:16:00.000 And it's the same root word as soap.
01:16:02.000 And the most interesting thing about all of this is this word traveled all throughout Africa, East Asia, Europe, and it missed India.
01:16:08.000 And I'm not even joking.
01:16:11.000 It somehow missed India.
01:16:13.000 I don't know.
01:16:14.000 You can extrapolate that from what you want.
01:16:16.000 Not even true.
01:16:17.000 That's true.
01:16:18.000 That is anthropology.
01:16:19.000 Like, you know, I'm sorry.
01:16:20.000 It is what it is.
01:16:23.000 Not even joking.
01:16:24.000 I'm not.
01:16:25.000 Pull up the map.
01:16:27.000 I hate this.
01:16:28.000 I don't like saying that.
01:16:29.000 Actually, another interesting thing is because just because we're at the poker ghost studios, poker is like a thousand years old.
01:16:36.000 Is it really?
01:16:38.000 There's a bunch of different theories as to the origin, but one of them is that it was like in Germany.
01:16:42.000 There was like a bowl with cups in it or like, you know, like around it.
01:16:48.000 And everybody doubted the card and the king was the best.
01:16:52.000 And then you had rocks or pebbles and you'd wager them and you'd say, like, I'm knocking.
01:16:58.000 Who's there?
01:16:59.000 I am the king.
01:17:00.000 I don't believe you.
01:17:01.000 And so this is like the root of poker.
01:17:04.000 Wow.
01:17:04.000 Yeah, it was a single card game.
01:17:05.000 And then whoever the highest card won.
01:17:07.000 That's all it was.
01:17:08.000 It's like how in chess, like all of the words are derived from like ancient Persian.
01:17:12.000 Like checkmate was like chuck mats and it meant the king is in danger.
01:17:15.000 Wow.
01:17:16.000 And chess is like something like 1500 years old as well and it made its way over to the West.
01:17:19.000 Do you know soap is what stopped the plague?
01:17:22.000 Soap.
01:17:22.000 Yeah.
01:17:23.000 Yeah.
01:17:23.000 In Europe, they used to bathe and eat in the same pots they cooked in.
01:17:28.000 And the Moors conquered certain parts of Europe and introduced soap and that's what stopped the plague.
01:17:32.000 There we go.
01:17:33.000 You know what's funny is that ancient Rome had toilets and then after the civilization collapsed, they just started chucking shit out the windows onto the floor.
01:17:40.000 No, but for real, like in these medieval villages, they just take a bucket and they'd throw it out the window and right.
01:17:46.000 Like what happened?
01:17:48.000 So that actually has me worried about what's going on right now.
01:17:50.000 Because if we do go into a total social collapse, we lose Instagram reels.
01:17:55.000 I know.
01:17:57.000 There's no point in me being alive if that happens.
01:18:00.000 Well, I think actually, speaking of that, they're going to ban it.
01:18:03.000 Instagram reels?
01:18:04.000 Like the carousels?
01:18:05.000 Social media for kids.
01:18:06.000 Oh, yeah.
01:18:07.000 The Australians have already done so.
01:18:08.000 Exactly.
01:18:08.000 And as other countries talking about doing it, I think they should.
01:18:11.000 Well, I would actually, I would challenge you on that.
01:18:13.000 I think with the Australians, I've always maintained this policy, which is when the left throws the right a bone, you should always be skeptical of why that's occurring.
01:18:20.000 And I think the reason the Australian government banned social media for under 16 is because ideas are being disseminated to kids that were turning them more right-wing.
01:18:28.000 Therefore, they want to get on top of that.
01:18:29.000 I don't think it was like a, you know, usually we operate against parents, but in this instance, we're going to join forces with parents to ensure their children are safe.
01:18:36.000 I think we should ban the social media, and then when a kid gets caught using it, we beat them.
01:18:41.000 Singapore-style question.
01:18:44.000 Flogging.
01:18:45.000 How did we get completely clean before wet wipes?
01:18:48.000 Completely clean.
01:18:49.000 Like, what do you mean?
01:18:51.000 Your butt ribs.
01:18:54.000 We didn't.
01:18:54.000 I don't think we did.
01:18:55.000 It was like they would look at the pork ribs and be like, I wish I could eat it, but my hands will get dirty.
01:18:59.000 Just go to Memphis and everyone's hand is nasty.
01:19:02.000 No one knew what to do.
01:19:04.000 Only some sort of satchel with a moist towelette in it.
01:19:06.000 I don't know.
01:19:07.000 They used a fork and a knife.
01:19:10.000 Oh, do you think so?
01:19:11.000 Do you think Memphis is, you know, I'm from.
01:19:12.000 Why do you think buffalo wings weren't invented until like 15 years ago?
01:19:18.000 It's very salient.
01:19:19.000 Yes.
01:19:19.000 I don't remember buffalo wings in the 90s.
01:19:23.000 It's because you couldn't wash your hands.
01:19:26.000 And so the chicken existed, but we had not yet invented cutting its legs off and deep frying them and rolling it in sauce.
01:19:34.000 Right.
01:19:35.000 I don't know about that.
01:19:36.000 We hadn't figured it out.
01:19:37.000 And no one cracked it.
01:19:38.000 I heard the Scottish figured out.
01:19:39.000 I heard the Scottish invented fried chicken.
01:19:41.000 Wow.
01:19:41.000 They fry everything.
01:19:42.000 They fry like chocolate bars.
01:19:43.000 They're like a bunch of fruits.
01:19:45.000 Because there's a lot of Scottish people that came over to the U.S. and they went to the South, and that's why part of the reason why it's Southern Friedrich.
01:19:51.000 If you listen to country music, it sounds remarkably similar.
01:19:54.000 It's like Ulster folk music.
01:19:56.000 No single person invented fried chicken.
01:19:58.000 That's a lie.
01:19:59.000 That is an absolute lie.
01:20:00.000 There was a first person who did it.
01:20:02.000 We all know it.
01:20:02.000 But they say it came from ancient frying methods with Scottish immigrants bringing deep frying techniques and West Africans contributing crucial seasonings, creating the iconic southern dish in the American South.
01:20:13.000 Bro, I don't care about your secret spices.
01:20:16.000 I care about it being deep fried.
01:20:17.000 It's like the first interracial couple was born.
01:20:21.000 This is a group project.
01:20:23.000 It's a very beautiful thing.
01:20:24.000 But yeah, if you look at that.
01:20:25.000 What happened was the Scottish guy was carrying his fresh fried chicken and he bumped into this West African woman who spilled all of her spices into his chicken bucket.
01:20:32.000 And then they looked at each other and it was lovely.
01:20:33.000 And they fell in love.
01:20:34.000 Oh, my God.
01:20:35.000 It's beautiful.
01:20:35.000 Yeah.
01:20:36.000 And then they were hanged for segregation being illegal.
01:20:42.000 So the Scottish came to the South.
01:20:45.000 A lot of Scottish people settled in the U.S. South.
01:20:48.000 I was one of them.
01:20:49.000 Were you a little?
01:20:50.000 400 years ago.
01:20:52.000 Aren't they the reason for the term?
01:20:54.000 Well, I don't want to say cracker.
01:20:58.000 The etymology of crackers is not certain.
01:21:01.000 Is that something your family history would know a lot about?
01:21:04.000 We were broke.
01:21:05.000 We couldn't afford it.
01:21:06.000 You couldn't afford it.
01:21:08.000 We love our fries ran.
01:21:09.000 We were more real.
01:21:10.000 The Irish was more ours.
01:21:12.000 Don't accuse my family of having slaves.
01:21:13.000 We were poor.
01:21:14.000 Yeah.
01:21:14.000 The Irish that was a little more our, yeah.
01:21:17.000 Well, the common etymology that people explain for crackers, the whip cracking, but that's not actually true.
01:21:21.000 It was referring, yeah, I mean, you take it away.
01:21:23.000 Wasn't it because that there'd be like an old white guy in a rocking chair next to a barrel full of crackers outside of a convenience store?
01:21:29.000 No, that's funny.
01:21:30.000 No, they were.
01:21:31.000 The suspected etymology is that the Scots-Irish, when they would ride on these chuck wagons because they were such hooligans, I'm using the Irish slur there intentionally is they would be cracking up.
01:21:41.000 They would be laughing quite a bit.
01:21:43.000 These Scots-Irish, they barely work.
01:21:45.000 There's a bunch of crackers.
01:21:46.000 This was just cracking up.
01:21:47.000 Here it says comes from Middle English crack cracker cracker, meaning a boaster, someone that boasts.
01:21:52.000 And then from Shakespeare, a noisy boaster, one of those lines.
01:21:55.000 What cracker is this same that deaf sour ears?
01:21:58.000 He's asking about the best.
01:22:00.000 This is my favorite etymology.
01:22:01.000 Do you know the etymology of hillbilly?
01:22:03.000 Maggie.
01:22:04.000 Oh, talk to him.
01:22:04.000 So this is a really interesting one.
01:22:06.000 So if you go to Scotland and a lot of Protestants there identify as billy boys, and this goes back to William of Orange.
01:22:12.000 Obviously, he was this sort of Protestant insurgent, insurgent king in England.
01:22:19.000 And so a lot of the Protestants sided with them.
01:22:21.000 So if you were siding with William of Orange, you were therefore a billy boy.
01:22:24.000 You were a supporter of King Billy.
01:22:26.000 And so what happened is a lot of these Scots-Irish from Ulster and a lot of Scottish migrants from like the lowlands then came to the United States.
01:22:33.000 They still held that allegiance in some ways to King William of Orange.
01:22:37.000 And since they moved into the Appalachians, they became billy boys, hillbilly boys, hillbillies.
01:22:42.000 So that's where the term that one I'm 100% sure on.
01:22:44.000 I was thinking about the history of the word cracker while you were talking because it's like if it means somebody that boasts and there's a bunch of black dudes in like 1820 or 1870 being like, yo, these motherfuckers don't shut the fuck up.
01:22:54.000 They talk so much shit.
01:22:57.000 These are the crackers that we read about.
01:22:59.000 There was a vagrant class of like Irish people that lived like in the 13 colonies, like in Georgia and places like that in the swamps.
01:23:07.000 And they were really like gangster, tough guys.
01:23:09.000 And they were referred to as that as well because they just kicked up a lot of dust, caused a lot of trouble, you know what I mean?
01:23:14.000 Rob people.
01:23:15.000 They were probably.
01:23:17.000 The problem with the left likes to push this, that it was the whip crack.
01:23:22.000 The problem is that the left only understands slavery as like field worker slaves being beaten.
01:23:31.000 And it completely omits the entire economics of slavery, which is people were working in shops.
01:23:36.000 A lot of it was an indentured servitude.
01:23:38.000 Right.
01:23:38.000 Yeah.
01:23:39.000 Or evolved from.
01:23:41.000 Like they were slaves who were cobblers.
01:23:43.000 And they're making shoes.
01:23:44.000 There's no whip crack for a guy working in a shoe store.
01:23:46.000 The interesting thing about slavery is actually was like the last thing, holding back total industrialization.
01:23:50.000 Because like, for example, the British Empire struggled to really industrialize until they outlawed slavery.
01:23:55.000 Because it propped up like a what's the word I'm looking for?
01:23:58.000 Propped up export of crops forget the word it's.
01:24:00.000 It's agrarian, it propped up an agrarian society.
01:24:03.000 This is why the north developed so much more quickly than the south is a.
01:24:06.000 The south had, for a variety of reasons, a decentralized uh culture.
01:24:10.000 This comes from the norms, etc.
01:24:12.000 But mainly because the south relied on slavery to prop up their agricultural industry and they had no need to develop machines because labor was everywhere, it was cheap, it was essentially free in many ways and so they never actually needed to develop machines because they had human labor.
01:24:26.000 Versus in the north, where slavery was outlawed, they're just like well, labor costs are really expensive, let me just see if I can make a machine to, you know, eliminate the need for a human being.
01:24:33.000 So yeah, industrialization really took off following the outlaw of slavery.
01:24:36.000 Another element of that is a lot of single white males that came to this country during that time were indentured slaves and had to actually work for families in the if they didn't have children, you know, because the population was so low.
01:24:48.000 If you didn't have a family and have children to give to the country, then you had to work as an indentured slave to a man who had children in a family and helped them tend to their farm yeah, and and be productive citizens.
01:24:58.000 Could you imagine if that happened today?
01:25:00.000 I mean, I don't know that we'll go there, but they're like we need a workforce.
01:25:03.000 Every family gets a slave.
01:25:04.000 As long as you have a child in the house, we'll get you one foreign worker that will be yours to do as you wish with.
01:25:10.000 Well, in many ways, I mean, there is compulsory compulsory compulsory, mandatory labor.
01:25:15.000 Um, that comes in part with like an h1b visa, because your status, Status in the country is entirely dependent on your employer.
01:25:21.000 So if you stop showing up to work, you're going to get deported.
01:25:23.000 You've been fired and deported.
01:25:24.000 That's something controversial.
01:25:25.000 If you have a loan, you're an indentured slave.
01:25:27.000 Yeah.
01:25:28.000 So, I mean, we sell debt.
01:25:29.000 You know, I mean, we sell the debt of people who have loans to foreign people.
01:25:33.000 So, yeah.
01:25:34.000 I mean, if you have a debt, man, you're.
01:25:36.000 That's the Christian ethic behind the outlong of usury.
01:25:39.000 That's why we had usury laws is because we said a man would view you as less than if he held interest on you, if he held a debt over your head that was accumulating.
01:25:48.000 And so that's why usury was a sin because it would lessen your view of another individual because you're saying, well, this guy owes me a bunch of money and that interest is racking up.
01:25:56.000 Usury was just charging interest on debt.
01:25:59.000 You know, there's an interesting video on YouTube.
01:26:01.000 I can't remember the guy's name because my brain isn't working, but they went around in the 30s and interviewed ex-slaves, people who survived slavery.
01:26:10.000 And they talked to this guy who was a slave about loans and debt, and he just could not understand the concept.
01:26:18.000 It's a great video to listen to.
01:26:19.000 They asked him what he thought about interest rates and shit.
01:26:21.000 He's like, man, basically, what?
01:26:24.000 Like, if you can't afford it, why are you buying it?
01:26:26.000 Like, I don't get how I could owe you money.
01:26:28.000 You know what I mean?
01:26:29.000 Like, I'll do the work and you give me what I need for the work and it's over with.
01:26:32.000 So, yeah.
01:26:33.000 I think I don't know if I have this entirely straight, but usury is still outlawed in Islam, widely accepted as a sin in Islam.
01:26:41.000 So, the way that a lot of these Islamic countries are able to bank, like in the 21st century, correct me if I'm wrong, Serge may know, but I believe what they do is they sort of estimate what the interest would be, how much interest would accumulate, and they front-load that.
01:26:54.000 So, you pay a fee upfront in addition to your loan.
01:26:57.000 So, your actual loan doesn't accumulate interest.
01:26:59.000 You're just paying a normal, you know, a standard rate throughout the duration of the loan.
01:27:02.000 But the interest was front-loaded at the beginning.
01:27:05.000 So, that's how people in the Middle East are able to acquire a mortgage or a long-term loan.
01:27:09.000 So, you'll take out a million dollars, you get $700,000 of it, and then you just have to pay back a million, basically.
01:27:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:27:14.000 So, you just, there's like, it's like a down payment in some ways.
01:27:17.000 That's how they're able to conduct banking in countries with usury laws.
01:27:20.000 Yeah.
01:27:20.000 And usury was banned in Europe until like the 15th, 16th century because they needed money for wars.
01:27:25.000 Yeah, I mean, look, capital markets have really benefited the country largely, but I do think that because we don't educate people on how interest works and stuff, people end up getting completely and totally underwater all the time.
01:27:42.000 That's why Middle Eastern countries never have recessions is because they don't have huge debt crises, crises.
01:27:48.000 I'm struggling to say words today.
01:27:50.000 It's probably got something to do with the oil that most of them are sitting on, too.
01:27:53.000 That as well, but even countries, well, yeah, I mean, Turkey would be a bad example, but they rarely don't have economic recessions on like scheduled 10-year durations like we do in the West, where it's like every 10 years, there's pretty much a crisis that occurs and there's a huge crunch.
01:28:07.000 I think, in my opinion, that's more of a product of the fiat system that we use as opposed to just having capital markets.
01:28:15.000 Right.
01:28:15.000 Like, yeah, when the government is setting the interest rate, because the price of money, right?
01:28:19.000 That's what you're that's what your interest rate is.
01:28:21.000 It's how much it costs to borrow money.
01:28:23.000 When the market itself sets the price of money, then you don't have the government trying to incentivize different areas by tax policy or by not trying to get people to take out loans by lowering the interest rate or get people to not take out loans by increasing the interest rate.
01:28:39.000 It's the manipulation of the market by the government that actually ends up sending mixed messages to the market.
01:28:47.000 When you have a market that is allowed to price money at a rate that the market decides, then you don't have the same kind of like the 2008 crisis wouldn't have happened if the government wasn't saying, oh, we want people to be able to take out loans.
01:29:01.000 And they were messing with the credit, the credit.
01:29:04.000 They were allowing people that didn't have good credit to take out more money in loans than they could actually pay back.
01:29:11.000 That's why the central banks across the world are always incentivized to keep inflation like 2% to 3% because that stimulates your economy that forces people to spend their money.
01:29:18.000 Because if inflation is at 0%, people will just sit on their money because it's not losing value.
01:29:22.000 I'm learning a lot, but I'm bored.
01:29:24.000 Yeah, this is very boring.
01:29:25.000 Let's take the same thing earlier.
01:29:27.000 Can we go back?
01:29:28.000 Can we go back to the sexual?
01:29:32.000 Everybody can understand that.
01:29:34.000 Look, we got one more day left.
01:29:36.000 You know what I mean?
01:29:37.000 I'm sick of talking about interest rates.
01:29:39.000 Everybody's sick of lit.
01:29:41.000 I'm also, I don't know, scared is a right word, but no regime change wars.
01:29:45.000 This is a big part of my life.
01:29:46.000 You're for it now.
01:29:47.000 Now you're for regime change wars.
01:29:48.000 Yeah, because it's boring to say the same thing for 10 years.
01:29:50.000 Now, the balloons add a whole new weight you out.
01:29:53.000 That's right.
01:29:53.000 This is how military orders work.
01:29:55.000 They just wait for the populace to quit complaining.
01:29:58.000 We haven't had a regime change war in 16 years.
01:30:00.000 Don't worry.
01:30:00.000 Don't worry.
01:30:01.000 Now look the other way.
01:30:02.000 We're going to do a regime change.
01:30:03.000 No, We haven't had one in 16 years.
01:30:05.000 So now it's good because we get at least one every so often.
01:30:08.000 Think about how we should.
01:30:09.000 This one will be different.
01:30:09.000 Hey, we launch rocks like little or little cannonballs, but we tie hydrogen balloons to them.
01:30:15.000 So they fly in there and then they land on the beaches of Venezuela.
01:30:18.000 Then we can shoot them with Dragon's Breath.
01:30:21.000 That could work that way.
01:30:23.000 I think it's a particularly ineffective means of combat because maybe a bullet would just do a better job.
01:30:28.000 But the range on Dragon's Breath isn't all that far.
01:30:30.000 I think everyone's bored with hearing the same thing over and over again.
01:30:34.000 So for the sake of just being entertaining, I'm in favor of regime change war.
01:30:37.000 Let's start with Canada.
01:30:38.000 You know, let's do a 2v3.
01:30:39.000 I'm in favor as well.
01:30:41.000 Name a country Deep Parney to be top one.
01:30:43.000 I met this Canadian guy a few days ago, and he was talking to me.
01:30:47.000 He asked me what I did.
01:30:48.000 I said I do politics.
01:30:49.000 And he was like, oh, he's like, yeah, I'm from Canada.
01:30:51.000 And I was like, oh, yeah, the Canadians hate me more than anybody.
01:30:53.000 And he was like, why is that?
01:30:54.000 And I was like, because I made a joke where I said we were going to conquer Canada and subjugate it.
01:30:58.000 And now no group of people wants to murder me more than Canadians.
01:31:02.000 And he wanted to fight you.
01:31:03.000 No, no, no.
01:31:03.000 He was just laughing.
01:31:04.000 And he was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31:06.000 We were there.
01:31:07.000 He laughed.
01:31:08.000 He's like, yeah, that sounds like Canada.
01:31:10.000 And I'm like, yeah, everyone acts like they're polite, but they're sitting there waiting with a blade behind their back to get you.
01:31:14.000 He was like an Alberta guy, I think.
01:31:16.000 Alberta.
01:31:16.000 He was saying how different it was.
01:31:17.000 Where's that now?
01:31:18.000 We got breaking news.
01:31:20.000 You haven't found an article yet?
01:31:23.000 See, we got to verify this before I just blurt it out.
01:31:25.000 Yeah.
01:31:26.000 And why?
01:31:27.000 On X?
01:31:28.000 New York Times reporting the brown shooter's found dead.
01:31:30.000 Yeah, I just saw that.
01:31:31.000 Whoa.
01:31:33.000 Was he brown?
01:31:34.000 I think he was.
01:31:36.000 Coincidentally.
01:31:37.000 Two minutes ago.
01:31:37.000 Breaking news, ladies and gentlemen.
01:31:39.000 Let's hit this.
01:31:40.000 We got this story.
01:31:42.000 I can't read it.
01:31:43.000 Oh, no.
01:31:44.000 I got to log in.
01:31:45.000 All right.
01:31:46.000 Let's go back to trying to.
01:31:47.000 Thank you for reading the Times.
01:31:49.000 You're welcome.
01:31:50.000 What does this say?
01:31:53.000 That's so stupid.
01:31:54.000 They're nickel and diamonds.
01:31:56.000 It's a form of usury.
01:31:58.000 Paywalls.
01:31:59.000 Load times.
01:32:01.000 Load times.
01:32:01.000 They just want extra money.
01:32:03.000 That's what it is.
01:32:03.000 They want my time.
01:32:04.000 I noticed the ad always loads before.
01:32:06.000 We'll just wait till someone else reports it because otherwise I got to log in.
01:32:09.000 Like on YouTube, all the ad loads in crystal clear 4K and then the video doesn't load.
01:32:13.000 Person of interest.
01:32:14.000 No, it's not the brown shooter.
01:32:16.000 Person of interest found dead.
01:32:18.000 The authorities found the man's body in a storage unit in Salem.
01:32:22.000 Yeah.
01:32:22.000 Two law enforcement officials said they added that they believe he was also connected to the killing of an MIT professor this week.
01:32:30.000 This is weird.
01:32:30.000 This sounds like they're trying to shut it down.
01:32:32.000 Yeah.
01:32:32.000 Did they find a note on him?
01:32:33.000 How is he a person of interest?
01:32:34.000 Like, you know, what, yeah.
01:32:37.000 Who said they were a person of interest?
01:32:39.000 And was he brown?
01:32:40.000 The question still remains.
01:32:42.000 Is he a person of interest?
01:32:42.000 It's an interesting person.
01:32:44.000 Yeah.
01:32:45.000 They've not identified the person.
01:32:47.000 But could this just be another victim?
01:32:50.000 It could be.
01:32:51.000 It's dude.
01:32:52.000 Maybe it's the storage wars.
01:32:54.000 It went kinetic.
01:32:55.000 No.
01:32:56.000 What if what's happening is that the deep state has lost control for some time now.
01:33:00.000 And so all the wet work they're doing in desperate.
01:33:03.000 Yeah, they're trying desperately to regain control, so they're taking people out, but it's just they don't have the means of keeping it under wraps anymore.
01:33:08.000 So we're figuring out.
01:33:09.000 Yeah, the internet is changing.
01:33:10.000 Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
01:33:13.000 We need to get more viewers on this show because it's like we're in the offseason.
01:33:16.000 Israel did it.
01:33:18.000 Yeah, that sounds about right.
01:33:20.000 Jewel, I don't know.
01:33:20.000 Israel versus Ismawa.
01:33:24.000 It was Ann Frank's great-grandson.
01:33:26.000 That's right.
01:33:28.000 Tony Frank.
01:33:30.000 Wait, wait, how did she have a kid?
01:33:32.000 That's a good question.
01:33:34.000 Who's better?
01:33:34.000 Israel?
01:33:35.000 That was actually the diary of Anne.
01:33:37.000 It's all in the Diary of Anne Frank Part 2.
01:33:39.000 It's the DLC.
01:33:41.000 It's like Mormonism that's coming out a little later.
01:33:43.000 It's a lot of seasons now, right?
01:33:45.000 It's every season.
01:33:47.000 Who can we blame that will get us a lot of clicks?
01:33:50.000 I mean, you just went to the top-notch or top dog.
01:33:53.000 Israel's pretty much as good as it gets, I think.
01:33:55.000 Yeah.
01:33:56.000 There's going to be like a bunch of chat, and they're going to be like, whoa, they're right.
01:33:58.000 I mean, I didn't even say anything.
01:33:59.000 Well, Tim Cast gets it now.
01:34:02.000 This guy's finally.
01:34:03.000 No, they're going to post things like so close.
01:34:05.000 Yeah.
01:34:05.000 They're so close, Tim.
01:34:07.000 Now you're joking around.
01:34:08.000 You got the call.
01:34:09.000 That's what I got to call.
01:34:10.000 I did.
01:34:10.000 Yeah, but it was Israel.
01:34:12.000 I'm getting the call guys.
01:34:13.000 Oh, Domino's?
01:34:15.000 No, I got a call, and it was a lot, and he asked me what I wanted for lunch.
01:34:19.000 And I said I wanted to get if they have gluten-free bread, I get a roast beef with Swiss and mustard.
01:34:25.000 I like the mustard.
01:34:26.000 And he asked me what side I wanted.
01:34:30.000 Well, I said coleslaw, but I'm not going to eat it.
01:34:32.000 I mean, just, you know, so I get whatever.
01:34:33.000 That's the most anti-white thing I've ever heard.
01:34:35.000 You're not eating coleslaw.
01:34:36.000 Yeah, no.
01:34:37.000 That's like personal.
01:34:38.000 But like, they give you that little thimble thing full of coleslaw.
01:34:40.000 I was like, I don't want it.
01:34:40.000 Yeah, it's just like a sampler.
01:34:42.000 Yeah, what is that for?
01:34:43.000 Just like squeezing in your mouth and then you're done.
01:34:44.000 It's not shot into it.
01:34:45.000 It's like a shotgun.
01:34:45.000 Coleslaw is like just vinegar, sugar, and sugar?
01:34:49.000 Yeah, vinegar, sugar, and raw red cabbage with vinegar splashed on it.
01:34:54.000 Coleslaw with MMs in it.
01:34:57.000 Turn this shit up.
01:34:58.000 What?
01:35:00.000 You know what I'm going to do?
01:35:00.000 I think he's making fun of Ian.
01:35:02.000 I'm just, I've been feeling real dark lately over everything that's going on.
01:35:06.000 So I think.
01:35:06.000 Is everything all right out on the floor?
01:35:08.000 No, what I'm going to do is when we get back is I'm going to fill up a bowl with MMs, but I'm going to put like a little bit of Skittles in it.
01:35:14.000 Oh, that's slow.
01:35:16.000 Yeah.
01:35:17.000 That's called your janitor.
01:35:18.000 That's what you do when you really get it.
01:35:23.000 What happens when the guests show up and we have a bowl of MMs?
01:35:25.000 I'm just going to sit there staring at them like this.
01:35:27.000 Just waiting.
01:35:28.000 And they're going to be like, they're going to grab it and go.
01:35:32.000 It overloads their sensory system.
01:35:33.000 They have a health crisis.
01:35:35.000 You know what you do?
01:35:36.000 You tell someone, you ask them if they want milk, but then you give them orange juice.
01:35:41.000 Oh, wow.
01:35:42.000 Did it ever happen to you?
01:35:43.000 Yeah.
01:35:43.000 And then your brain freaks out because it's like acidic, so it instantly tricks your brain into thinking it's spoiled.
01:35:49.000 So that's what happened.
01:35:50.000 My dad, when he met his in-laws for the first time, they made him coffee and they had salt in the sugar thing.
01:35:55.000 And so he was putting salt and he's like, their coffee is an aspiring.
01:35:58.000 I can't say anything.
01:35:58.000 I don't want to offend them.
01:35:59.000 This is my first time in their hustle.
01:36:00.000 So he just choked down like three cups of salty.
01:36:03.000 Same kind of thing when you expect still water and you end up with bubbly water.
01:36:06.000 You're like, yeah, or when you're expecting water and it's pee.
01:36:09.000 What?
01:36:11.000 How is that relatable?
01:36:12.000 I mean, that makes sense.
01:36:13.000 So it's just warm and salty.
01:36:15.000 Well, it's because he bottles it and stores it for later years.
01:36:19.000 That was my brother's pee.
01:36:20.000 Scooted in the coastline.
01:36:22.000 He laughed and laughed.
01:36:23.000 You're really close to losing that Kalshi bet.
01:36:25.000 Oh, man.
01:36:26.000 What's the bet?
01:36:27.000 What's the bet?
01:36:27.000 Before the show started, one of the chatters said that Kalshi is giving it a 57.4% chance that Ian will mention his penis.
01:36:33.000 No, because the pee came out of his penis.
01:36:35.000 Oh, right.
01:36:37.000 That's a completely different penis.
01:36:38.000 Scooted in the coast.
01:36:40.000 That's going to cause a riot between the Aryan brothers and the blacks in prison, man.
01:36:43.000 Oh, right.
01:36:45.000 Do you guys remember Koleshaw?
01:36:46.000 Do you guys remember when the New York Times had to put peas in your guacamole?
01:36:49.000 What?
01:36:49.000 And it united the left and the right.
01:36:51.000 Really?
01:36:52.000 Everybody did.
01:36:54.000 Literally, Jank Uger and Gavin McGinnis were holding hands in outrage.
01:36:58.000 I'm kidding, not those specifically, but literally everybody was like, I want to punch the editor in the face who told us to put peas in our guacamole.
01:37:06.000 Yeah.
01:37:06.000 Fox News hit on the brown sugar.
01:37:08.000 That kid?
01:37:10.000 He was white.
01:37:11.000 He was white?
01:37:12.000 Brown shooter?
01:37:14.000 Brown shooter was white.
01:37:16.000 Ah, here we go.
01:37:17.000 A high-place source has just told Fox News that the suspected shooter was found dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
01:37:24.000 We have a Fox News alert.
01:37:25.000 But they didn't confirm if the brown shooter was brown.
01:37:28.000 And this is the two-pete killed two now.
01:37:31.000 And maybe the MIT guy as well.
01:37:33.000 That is a weird one.
01:37:34.000 I cannot, I don't think those things are remotely related.
01:37:37.000 That is bizarre.
01:37:38.000 We'll find out.
01:37:39.000 This is a big ploy to get that MIT guy dead and then shut the whole thing down and be like, look, it was just some random thing that happened, everybody.
01:37:46.000 Go back to sleep.
01:37:47.000 Maybe.
01:37:48.000 Maybe.
01:37:49.000 We'll see.
01:37:50.000 Maybe Ian drinks his own urine.
01:37:51.000 No, it's just my brother's urine.
01:37:54.000 Shout out to Max.
01:37:55.000 I'm worried he's very.
01:37:56.000 I'm not sure if he's joking.
01:37:57.000 No, I'm not joking.
01:37:58.000 I was pissed.
01:37:59.000 I chased him into my parents' room.
01:38:00.000 He was laughing and he checked in my, I was like, you made me drink my pee.
01:38:04.000 And they were like, it's not funny.
01:38:07.000 It's not funny.
01:38:08.000 Why is it that you...
01:38:10.000 Is that what happened to you?
01:38:10.000 Yeah.
01:38:11.000 Like, you were like a normal kid.
01:38:12.000 You had like straight A's and then you drank pee and this is what happened.
01:38:14.000 Yeah, he went, hey, want some water.
01:38:16.000 I was playing Nintendo and he was like, want some water.
01:38:18.000 I was like, that was nice of him.
01:38:19.000 Yeah, of course.
01:38:20.000 He came out with this blue plastic cup that I couldn't see through.
01:38:22.000 And I was like, took a sip and I assisted immediately.
01:38:26.000 This is like a very woman thing to do, like telling stories that are really embarrassing about yourself.
01:38:30.000 But he's been holding on to this trauma for like 50 years.
01:38:33.000 I think about it every few years.
01:38:35.000 He's healing right now and you're just mocking him.
01:38:37.000 You know what?
01:38:37.000 People are surprised to learn that Ian's 50?
01:38:40.000 Almost.
01:38:41.000 But it's because he drinks pee.
01:38:42.000 46.
01:38:43.000 What is piss taste like?
01:38:44.000 Yeah, was it?
01:38:45.000 Like warm, salty sweat with a little more.
01:38:50.000 A little more.
01:38:50.000 It's a little more warm.
01:38:52.000 You know what I mean?
01:38:53.000 I've never tasted it.
01:38:55.000 Because the aroma.
01:38:57.000 There's the aroma present in the taste of it.
01:38:58.000 Hold on.
01:38:59.000 Hold on.
01:39:01.000 This doesn't sound like a story of you accidentally one time being tricked in a sit piss.
01:39:04.000 Sounds like you do it a lot.
01:39:05.000 Really?
01:39:05.000 It sounds like you're a pissmolly A.
01:39:07.000 I may have framed.
01:39:08.000 Was he dehydrated?
01:39:09.000 What ethnicity was in this place?
01:39:11.000 How yellow was it?
01:39:12.000 He didn't see the urine because it was in a solid blue plastic.
01:39:16.000 Have a strong odor if he was.
01:39:17.000 It wasn't strong.
01:39:18.000 No, I didn't smell it coming up.
01:39:20.000 Only when it was in.
01:39:21.000 So he was hydrated.
01:39:23.000 Ian, have you ever had a s'more?
01:39:25.000 This is delicious.
01:39:26.000 Yeah.
01:39:26.000 Did he do a bottle of music?
01:39:28.000 I don't think so.
01:39:29.000 No, his mother's not.
01:39:31.000 He caused him for 50 years.
01:39:32.000 He drinks cooks.
01:39:34.000 Would you drink anything your brother gave you again?
01:39:36.000 I don't know if you guys saw the after show with John Otto.
01:39:39.000 He was actually talking about studies that urine therapy, they call it, where people were.
01:39:43.000 And everyone was like, you know, he had me going on this red light thing until he started talking about how he drinks his own urine, and now I'm not so sure.
01:39:50.000 But apparently there's antibodies in it that get lost, and a lot of it's just about the rest of the world.
01:39:53.000 I'm a regular.
01:39:55.000 You just run it through the system in case you missed out any nutrients.
01:39:57.000 I'm not trying to spread the shame.
01:39:59.000 I'm still feeling, you know, he got me.
01:40:01.000 I drank his pee.
01:40:02.000 Did he taste it?
01:40:04.000 Did you get revenge?
01:40:05.000 Yes.
01:40:05.000 One time he was peeing on the garage outside, and I was like, Max, you can't pee on the wall.
01:40:10.000 And he was like, so I grabbed his penis and made him pee in his own face.
01:40:16.000 We were kids.
01:40:18.000 That's what you do.
01:40:19.000 Sorry, Max.
01:40:20.000 I've never done this.
01:40:21.000 You never did that to Chris?
01:40:23.000 Where did you grow up?
01:40:24.000 Epstein Isle?
01:40:25.000 No, just on a farm.
01:40:26.000 Not really.
01:40:27.000 Close to a farm.
01:40:29.000 Suburbs, you know.
01:40:29.000 Like, our viewer count is just dropping the more Ian talks about it.
01:40:33.000 It's a curse, a blessing, and a curse.
01:40:35.000 I don't know about the blessing part.
01:40:37.000 Yeah.
01:40:38.000 You can guess his penis size.
01:40:40.000 Like, be accurate with that.
01:40:41.000 Oh, right.
01:40:42.000 Yeah.
01:40:45.000 So I grabbed his penis and made a penis over there.
01:40:48.000 That's just a relatable childhood story, Tim.
01:40:50.000 You know?
01:40:51.000 Some of us had monkey bars.
01:40:53.000 I peed on him one time when he was really little.
01:40:55.000 Oh, it's just crazy.
01:40:56.000 He was getting me back for that when he made me drink his pee.
01:40:59.000 And then did he respond after the de-escalated afterglet?
01:41:03.000 There was an armistice.
01:41:04.000 No.
01:41:06.000 I just knew.
01:41:06.000 Do you see an instance where this kicks off again?
01:41:09.000 Like the ceasefire breaks.
01:41:11.000 No, I think we're good now.
01:41:12.000 Can you forgive him?
01:41:13.000 Yeah, the ceasefire.
01:41:15.000 I want him to be happy.
01:41:15.000 It's the way to go.
01:41:17.000 Magnanimous is the way to go.
01:41:18.000 Yeah, you know, spread the love.
01:41:20.000 You know, then his kids will be happier, too.
01:41:22.000 Right.
01:41:23.000 You don't want that generational trauma.
01:41:24.000 So Trump.
01:41:25.000 It ends with you.
01:41:26.000 Trump actually did make Christmas.
01:41:28.000 And so it's an executive order.
01:41:30.000 So it's actually new Federal Holiday.
01:41:32.000 All right.
01:41:32.000 We're going to go to your Rumble Rants and Super Chats.
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01:43:30.000 Let's get your Rumble Rants and Super Chats.
01:43:33.000 Shannon Twilder says, Merry Christmas to all of you.
01:43:35.000 I hope you all have a blessed one filled with love and family.
01:43:39.000 You as well.
01:43:40.000 You as well.
01:43:41.000 Shlippy says, Trump is endorsing Tony Gonzalez over Brandon Herrera.
01:43:45.000 Please, for the love of God, let him know that Tony is a traitor as Rhino.
01:43:48.000 Brandon is a million times better.
01:43:50.000 Wait, wait, hold on.
01:43:51.000 Was Tony Gonzalez that guy where that lady lit herself on fire?
01:43:54.000 That is the one.
01:43:55.000 Is he the football tight end?
01:43:56.000 No, that's what I'm thinking of.
01:43:58.000 But I'm just basically the current congressman from that district.
01:44:03.000 And yes, he is the guy that was alleged to have been having an affair with the woman that set herself on fire and died because they was found set on fire.
01:44:14.000 I'm not sure if it was actually self-inflicted or not.
01:44:16.000 All right.
01:44:17.000 A slice of reality says, Tim, you should give Ian and Phil a bonus for dealing with last night's guest whose reality detachment made Candace's Charlie Kirk conspiracies look credible.
01:44:26.000 It was fun.
01:44:26.000 Was that the guy that kept cutting you off?
01:44:29.000 He was doing a whole lot of gish galloping.
01:44:31.000 Yeah, it was well.
01:44:33.000 The booking team knew that I was doing the poker stream.
01:44:36.000 He was 17th.
01:44:37.000 He had been, I think, scheduled for the second for Tuesday, and he had canceled.
01:44:41.000 So he wanted to meet up with you Tuesday, but he had some other engagements, so he had to miss it.
01:44:46.000 I thought it was pretty good, though.
01:44:47.000 It was pretty fun.
01:44:48.000 I think it's more stressful for the audience than anybody on the actual show itself.
01:44:51.000 Maybe you were.
01:44:52.000 I mean, you were, I saw you moments where you were chomping at it, like getting ready to go.
01:44:54.000 And other times where you're just like, like, like, I just tried to walk in sometimes.
01:45:00.000 Yeah, the audience wanted us to start yelling back at him and stuff.
01:45:03.000 You know, you know, that was my first on-camera debate.
01:45:07.000 So I do need a bit of time to sort of develop, and then I'll be yelling.
01:45:10.000 I'll be crashing out in new time.
01:45:12.000 That's all they wanted.
01:45:13.000 I hadn't prepped any of the facts that were brought up, and I'm like, I couldn't fact check everything.
01:45:17.000 Yeah, because we were talking about like illegal immigration.
01:45:19.000 He's like, the interest rate.
01:45:20.000 And I'm like, what?
01:45:21.000 Well, the thing is, he wanted the, like he was, like I was saying earlier on the pre-show, like he wanted to basically just posture and tell everyone how much he hated Trump.
01:45:32.000 I'll give you some guy's advice, like a debate tip, is when someone gish gallops, just accuse them of drinking their own urine.
01:45:37.000 Ooh, I smell it on you.
01:45:40.000 Yeah, but I mean.
01:45:41.000 I don't want it anywhere near me.
01:45:43.000 No, thank you, sir.
01:45:44.000 In all seriousness, this actually is a debate tactic that we were talking about the other day where Trump did that thing where he goes, I'm sorry.
01:45:50.000 Your breath is very bad.
01:45:52.000 Anyone told you that?
01:45:53.000 And he's like, it's a negotiation tactic.
01:45:54.000 That's an ad hominem.
01:45:56.000 But apparently Trump was saying use it as a negotiating tactic.
01:45:59.000 So you're sitting down with a guy and he's like, look, we can't afford to pay too many.
01:46:02.000 He sits back and says, look, I'm sorry.
01:46:03.000 I got to move back.
01:46:04.000 Your breath is terrible.
01:46:05.000 With Brian.
01:46:07.000 I thought about you at one point.
01:46:08.000 I could have been like, hold on, hold on.
01:46:09.000 You just brought up five points.
01:46:11.000 You got to prove the first one before you move on to the second one.
01:46:13.000 I could have done that and just, but I felt like it would have put like a stick in the spokes of the wheels of the show.
01:46:18.000 So I was just like, look, man.
01:46:20.000 Just listen.
01:46:22.000 You know, our audience is just very smart.
01:46:25.000 They are very smart.
01:46:26.000 They're high Q. You know, in all seriousness, though, I hear this so often from like people in the Beltway about how everybody watches Tim Cast IRL.
01:46:33.000 And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:46:35.000 Everybody in high-level politics and around the political space watches the show.
01:46:42.000 That's not a lot of people.
01:46:43.000 I mean, don't get me wrong.
01:46:44.000 It's a big show.
01:46:46.000 I'm just saying the perception that people in politics have is that this is like the biggest show ever when it's not because it's the biggest show in their universe.
01:46:52.000 Or I shouldn't say biggest, but like one of the biggest shows in the political universe among the very small community of very politically active people.
01:47:01.000 Yeah.
01:47:01.000 I think it's a phenomenon where a lot of, I don't want to say like the leader, the thought leaders, sometimes you'll get shows where like the leaders watch that show because it's because we use two big words, you know what I'm saying?
01:47:14.000 Well, you can't overstate the cultural impact of the show, right?
01:47:17.000 Like people from Congress want to come here.
01:47:19.000 People from D.C., they want to come here because you reach an audience that they're trying to reach.
01:47:23.000 Yeah.
01:47:24.000 So I think we just have to use smaller words.
01:47:28.000 I agree.
01:47:29.000 And make more fart jokes.
01:47:31.000 No more big words.
01:47:31.000 Next year is going to be all about fart jokes, toilet humor.
01:47:35.000 And we're going to bring back the laughter.
01:47:39.000 The soundboard.
01:47:40.000 With Brett Thunberg going, how dare you?
01:47:42.000 How dare you?
01:47:43.000 How dare you?
01:47:43.000 No more big words.
01:47:44.000 How dare you, my Tucker Carl's invitation in the new year.
01:47:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:47:48.000 A big word from Tate that we can put on repeat on the thing.
01:47:50.000 No, no, we got to get like hot moments every other week.
01:47:53.000 Like we had Tate.
01:47:56.000 Cheat, an election.
01:47:58.000 Cheat, an election.
01:48:00.000 You could Cocomelon.
01:48:01.000 I'd be saying graphic.
01:48:03.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:48:04.000 We should be like maximizing our Cocomelon style aesthetics.
01:48:07.000 How funny it would be if in one year from now, it's just all toilet humor.
01:48:10.000 It barely talks about news.
01:48:11.000 The viewership is like 10X.
01:48:12.000 And politicians are like, I want to come on this.
01:48:14.000 That's how Trump got elected.
01:48:16.000 We put a picture of Trump up, picture of AOC.
01:48:19.000 Boo!
01:48:21.000 Actually, that'd be kind of funny.
01:48:25.000 Just randomly search its a button and AOC appears on the screen.
01:48:28.000 We go, ooh, bros.
01:48:34.000 And then there's a, we just flash on the screen.
01:48:35.000 It says laugh.
01:48:36.000 It's like, laugh now.
01:48:37.000 Yeah, I mean.
01:48:38.000 You are having fun.
01:48:40.000 You are enjoying the show.
01:48:42.000 We do that.
01:48:42.000 Like and subscribe.
01:48:43.000 Like and subscribe is like, you know, dangling some keys.
01:48:46.000 I feel like the show is very much too hoity-toity.
01:48:48.000 You know, it's like, if you insist upon watching the show, please click the like button.
01:48:53.000 That's right.
01:48:53.000 Instead of being like, if you don't click the like button, I'm going to fuck you.
01:48:56.000 You're up.
01:48:57.000 If it was on Rumble only, not that there's no, you still have to censor yourself a little bit.
01:49:01.000 Like, you can't say things that would be construed as illegal, but I'd be fucking flying if we were on, like, a non-censored.
01:49:08.000 For me, I say crazy stuff on my show.
01:49:11.000 On YouTube?
01:49:12.000 Oh, yeah.
01:49:12.000 Yeah, like, what do you say?
01:49:13.000 What do you say?
01:49:15.000 What do you say?
01:49:15.000 It just depends on how I feel.
01:49:17.000 My show is all about jokes, so I don't have no, you know.
01:49:19.000 What if you feel real good?
01:49:21.000 I mean, then I'm going to say some real good shit.
01:49:23.000 You know what I mean?
01:49:24.000 I like that.
01:49:25.000 You know, upbeat.
01:49:26.000 Everybody's happy.
01:49:27.000 Ian's drinking his own piss.
01:49:29.000 I'm open to that, actually.
01:49:30.000 Bottoms up.
01:49:31.000 Yeah, John Otto convinced me.
01:49:33.000 On the after-show, could we piss in my mouth?
01:49:37.000 Tomorrow night, end of the year show, Ian drinks at least a shot glass of urine.
01:49:41.000 Real talk?
01:49:42.000 I have to pee right now, and I have a cup right here.
01:49:45.000 Will you drink your own pee on the after-show?
01:49:46.000 It's our last after-show of the news.
01:49:47.000 You're going to go pee on your nose.
01:49:48.000 Tim got nervous because he thought I'd say yes.
01:49:51.000 You want to drink my piss.
01:49:52.000 No, not you.
01:49:53.000 I don't think we're supposed to drink each other's after.
01:49:55.000 After show tomorrow, the last after-show of the year.
01:49:58.000 There is something this is the last after-show of the year, so this needs to get done.
01:50:02.000 Stick around.
01:50:03.000 Ian's going to drink his pee tonight.
01:50:05.000 We'll neither confirm nor deny that fact.
01:50:07.000 NNY says it's really unsightly that Phil was left to deal with a golem golem conjured by bad Reddit takes while Tim plays cards.
01:50:15.000 Tis, tis, tempting.
01:50:16.000 That is just not nice to say about me.
01:50:18.000 I mean, I'm like, you know, I try my best, but I killed it yesterday.
01:50:22.000 Liv's pro, but she was running so hot and she played very well.
01:50:25.000 But I played, I won two hands the whole night and sold.
01:50:29.000 I haven't even heard the story yet.
01:50:30.000 What happened?
01:50:31.000 I haven't heard the story of your tournament or seen the show or anything.
01:50:34.000 I don't know why everyone keeps saying tournament.
01:50:35.000 It's like people are all mentally retarded.
01:50:37.000 I thought it was a powerful tour.
01:50:38.000 Literally, every single person is retarded.
01:50:39.000 It was an exhibition?
01:50:40.000 It was a cash game.
01:50:42.000 A single poker game.
01:50:45.000 Did the lines go up?
01:50:46.000 No matter how many.
01:50:46.000 No.
01:50:47.000 It's a cash game.
01:50:48.000 Could you rebuy?
01:50:50.000 Yes.
01:50:50.000 I didn't have to.
01:50:51.000 Okay.
01:50:51.000 I'm a winner.
01:50:52.000 How many rebuys did you get?
01:50:54.000 What do you mean?
01:50:54.000 It's a cash game.
01:50:56.000 Well, then the guy with unlimited money would win every game.
01:50:58.000 You can only buy in for 5K.
01:50:59.000 Yes.
01:51:00.000 Yeah.
01:51:00.000 And I think one dude bought in like 15K and kept losing.
01:51:06.000 King Cap.
01:51:07.000 Shame on it.
01:51:08.000 I think he was a second.
01:51:09.000 Was he second lowest?
01:51:12.000 He might have been third lowest.
01:51:14.000 He was funny, though.
01:51:15.000 He was a good player.
01:51:15.000 He did buy in three times.
01:51:16.000 Who was it?
01:51:17.000 King Cap.
01:51:18.000 Oh.
01:51:18.000 Yeah, he was a funny guy.
01:51:19.000 It was him.
01:51:19.000 Him and Jerry were real funny guys.
01:51:20.000 Nikki Limo was on it.
01:51:21.000 I've been in the day.
01:51:23.000 She got crushed.
01:51:24.000 The thing was that Haley, she's really good and doesn't care if she loses like 20 grand.
01:51:31.000 So I just played the hands that I could play.
01:51:34.000 And I had people saying, like, Tim, you didn't even play.
01:51:36.000 I'm like, bro, give me anything to play.
01:51:38.000 I played 5-6 suited.
01:51:40.000 Early position.
01:51:40.000 Yeah.
01:51:41.000 Because I wasn't trying to play nitty, but I didn't have anything.
01:51:44.000 I'm like, you want to play King 3 offsuit?
01:51:46.000 I'm not playing that.
01:51:46.000 Right.
01:51:47.000 We were talking about because you want to be entertaining.
01:51:49.000 You're doing a show.
01:51:50.000 It's not just about winning.
01:51:51.000 You know, but I wanted to play well.
01:51:53.000 So I didn't want to just sit there.
01:51:54.000 So, and one instance, my favorite hand of the night, I folded because people don't know what good poker is.
01:51:59.000 I had 9-10 suited under the gun, which is a very loose open.
01:52:02.000 And so, but I'm like, I don't want to sit here all night not playing.
01:52:05.000 So I got 9-10.
01:52:06.000 I'll play it.
01:52:06.000 We'll see what happens.
01:52:07.000 And then I think what happens, it calls around like four or five players.
01:52:11.000 Actually, I think it was like six players.
01:52:12.000 The flop comes out 9-2-5 with two hearts, 2-5.
01:52:16.000 And so I got top pair with a flush redraw, which is really strong.
01:52:21.000 And then I bet 140.
01:52:23.000 And then Haley bets 500 right away because I knew exactly what she was doing.
01:52:29.000 She had five deuce.
01:52:30.000 She had two pair.
01:52:31.000 And then I think it folds to Liv, who raises to $1,600.
01:52:35.000 And I'm like, she's obviously got a set.
01:52:38.000 Fold.
01:52:39.000 And the announcer's like, a huge fold from Poole because, yeah, giving up top pair with a flush redraw, I could have won.
01:52:46.000 But she hit a boat and I would have lost.
01:52:49.000 And folding was the right move.
01:52:50.000 I was way behind.
01:52:51.000 Two pairs to my left and a set to my right.
01:52:53.000 I was behind.
01:52:55.000 But technically, I was 30% with that money in the pot, so I could have gone for it and I would have lost.
01:52:59.000 But I thought it was a good move.
01:53:00.000 It looks like the police have done a press conference and they've identified the shooter now.
01:53:04.000 Oh, all right.
01:53:04.000 Let's get it.
01:53:05.000 Here we go.
01:53:06.000 An individual was identified as Claudio Neves Valenti, date of birth, and he was a 48-year-old man.
01:53:15.000 He sounds brown.
01:53:16.000 He was a brown student.
01:53:18.000 He was a brown student.
01:53:21.000 And his last known address was in Miami, Florida.
01:53:24.000 Whoa.
01:53:25.000 And I will tell you that he took his own life tonight.
01:53:27.000 We have members of the Province Police Department up in Salem, New Hampshire.
01:53:32.000 And we also have the BCI unit.
01:53:34.000 Obviously, the FBI and their evidence recovery unit is up there.
01:53:38.000 So the process is being conducted as we speak.
01:53:42.000 And it goes without saying that I would like to personally thank the efforts again of the Province Police Department, the Rhode Island State Police, the Rhode Island Attorney General, the FBI, the ATF, HSI, the U.S. Marshals, IRS, DEA, Secret Service.
01:54:07.000 All right, so we know he was a Brown student.
01:54:09.000 Now, did he attend Brown University?
01:54:11.000 That's the question.
01:54:11.000 I still don't know.
01:54:13.000 He was a Portuguese national.
01:54:14.000 So it was a legal permanent resident.
01:54:17.000 Was his English good enough to lead a press conference?
01:54:20.000 That guy?
01:54:21.000 You go straight to jail.
01:54:23.000 That man, you go also straight to jail.
01:54:25.000 That man, he is dead.
01:54:26.000 That man, he died.
01:54:27.000 Yeah, hey, he made a dynamic accent.
01:54:31.000 He's brown.
01:54:32.000 Remember when Shane Gillis got fired because he did an Asian accent or whatever?
01:54:37.000 Yeah.
01:54:37.000 And it was a good one, too.
01:54:38.000 It was, too.
01:54:38.000 And as an Asian man myself, my heart was warmed that he was including me.
01:54:43.000 And then they fired him because they were racist.
01:54:44.000 That would sound unfortunate.
01:54:46.000 Tim Cast viewers don't know.
01:54:47.000 Tim sounds like he puts this accent on for the show, but he actually sounds like that when the cameras are off.
01:54:52.000 It's really strange, but he's professional.
01:54:54.000 He's professional.
01:54:55.000 Yeah, this is an affectation.
01:54:57.000 I studied very, very hard to be able to speak proper English.
01:55:00.000 I talk correctly.
01:55:01.000 It's true.
01:55:01.000 If you ever wonder why.
01:55:02.000 Behind the scenes, if you watch the uncensored portion of the show on rumble.com slash Timcast IRL.
01:55:07.000 What are you doing?
01:55:08.000 If you ever think Tim seems stressed on camera, it's because he's trying to do that goofy accent, his American accent.
01:55:13.000 It drains my focus.
01:55:14.000 Normally I can do like 16-digit divided by like decimals, just boom, out my head instantly, but constantly focusing and struggling to talk all good.
01:55:25.000 When he's off camera and he gets mad, he just starts talking in binary.
01:55:29.000 It's really something to see.
01:55:31.000 The tone.
01:55:32.000 We got some super chats here.
01:55:33.000 We got, what does that say?
01:55:36.000 I can't read it, so small.
01:55:37.000 What is that?
01:55:39.000 Mama.
01:55:41.000 Mama Otter?
01:55:42.000 There's two M's in it.
01:55:43.000 Tim, thank you for calling out Candace.
01:55:45.000 Agree with you 100%.
01:55:46.000 I've been a TimCast member for four years, and it's moments like that I've never regretted my membership.
01:55:49.000 Well done, fine, sir.
01:55:51.000 You do you.
01:55:51.000 You have my support.
01:55:52.000 Merry Christmas.
01:55:53.000 Here's your year-end bonus.
01:55:54.000 Thank you so much.
01:55:54.000 I really do appreciate it.
01:55:55.000 Guys, the reality is like talking with Graham, too.
01:55:58.000 We lose viewers by calling her out for lying, but she's lying.
01:56:01.000 She's lying non-stop.
01:56:05.000 I'll just say it again.
01:56:07.000 According to my sources in the security, I'm saying this because I want to be very clear.
01:56:11.000 I don't want you to be misled in any way.
01:56:14.000 My sources in the security industry have confirmed to me Candace used the same security Charlie did at certain points of her career, whatever.
01:56:24.000 I don't know.
01:56:25.000 I'm not saying she's doing it right now because I don't think she is.
01:56:28.000 And she's lying and she's using weasel words like, I never employed them, right, because they were hired on her behalf or something like this.
01:56:35.000 But come on.
01:56:36.000 She worked with turning points.
01:56:37.000 Of course, she'd go to an event with the same security people.
01:56:40.000 The same exact people that she accused, like, claim we're going to these crazy meetings.
01:56:44.000 She's making it up.
01:56:45.000 And she doesn't care.
01:56:47.000 There's pictures of Brigitte McCrone from like 40 years ago.
01:56:52.000 It's a woman.
01:56:54.000 And Brigitte McCrone is like 5'4 and 110 pounds like a woman.
01:56:59.000 It's just so weird that this poor old lady got nasty plastic surgery and looks all weird.
01:57:04.000 And she goes, that's a guy.
01:57:05.000 And people eat it up.
01:57:07.000 That's crazy.
01:57:08.000 Candace just rolling the grifter dollars.
01:57:11.000 It's really obvious, though.
01:57:12.000 Did you guys see that thing she did where she was like, if you want to help with my security, go give me money on my website.
01:57:18.000 Oh, God.
01:57:19.000 And buy my book and my really awesome merch.
01:57:21.000 And I'm just like, there it is.
01:57:23.000 Slather it on.
01:57:25.000 You know, oh, no, my security quick donate to me.
01:57:28.000 She's making that money.
01:57:28.000 But, you know, a lot of people have now started to turn against her because of the whole stuff with Erica and meeting with Erica and all the stuff that she said after.
01:57:38.000 What she did in her video, she was like, these Zionists are dangerous people and they want to kill me.
01:57:42.000 So I need your money.
01:57:43.000 And it's just like so obvious.
01:57:46.000 Well, that there are really low cognitive capability Americans.
01:57:50.000 Okay.
01:57:51.000 We call them Tylenol Americans.
01:57:53.000 And they don't understand.
01:57:56.000 So when she says the Zionists are out to get me, they go, oh, really?
01:58:02.000 She's tampering to people that already have a certain perspective.
01:58:06.000 They already believe that, you know, the Zionists control everything.
01:58:09.000 And those people, they're just like, all right, Candace is the one that's saying what I want to hear.
01:58:13.000 So they just go ahead and they say, all right, I'll give you money if you keep telling me what I want.
01:58:17.000 What's a group of people that we can single out and demagogue against that will make us rich, but like won't get us canceled.
01:58:24.000 Like, I guess for Candace, it's the Jews, but I don't want to go there.
01:58:27.000 That's just meaningful.
01:58:28.000 Little people.
01:58:29.000 Little people?
01:58:30.000 I'd say we can go for the, if you look throughout media.
01:58:32.000 Little people who want a home for the Jews.
01:58:34.000 Right.
01:58:35.000 I think we could go like the Irish.
01:58:36.000 They control a lot of these people.
01:58:37.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:58:38.000 Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly.
01:58:40.000 Hello.
01:58:40.000 Wake up, America.
01:58:41.000 But when Ye came on the show, we looked up who actually ran the big banks in America, and it was a bunch of Irish guys.
01:58:47.000 It's the Irish.
01:58:47.000 I'm telling you, it's Irish.
01:58:48.000 It's the Irish Mafia, dude.
01:58:49.000 I got the call.
01:58:50.000 I couldn't understand it.
01:58:50.000 It's too drunk.
01:58:52.000 It's true.
01:58:53.000 It was in Gaelic.
01:58:55.000 No one speaks that.
01:58:55.000 It's a dead language.
01:58:56.000 And they were like, how dare you?
01:58:57.000 Yeah.
01:58:58.000 And they're bringing it back, though.
01:59:00.000 That's true.
01:59:00.000 Do your research.
01:59:01.000 Well, yeah, friends, the Irish want to get me because they want a home for the Irish.
01:59:09.000 They want all their marshmallows back from the Lucky Charles.
01:59:13.000 And you know what?
01:59:14.000 If they get me, then I'm going to die.
01:59:20.000 So you've got to give me money.
01:59:21.000 Really, the only way to stop the Irish from taking my life is for you to give money to me.
01:59:26.000 Go to Timcast.com and become a member.
01:59:28.000 And then I'll, you know, I don't know, buy gluten-free.
01:59:31.000 Join the Discord.
01:59:32.000 Pizza with it.
01:59:32.000 Fight the Irish.
01:59:34.000 Yeah.
01:59:34.000 They're looking for revenge because of the potato famine.
01:59:37.000 Yeah, they're mad.
01:59:38.000 They don't stop talking about it.
01:59:40.000 Did we do that?
01:59:42.000 Did we famine them?
01:59:43.000 I don't think we did.
01:59:45.000 I wasn't around, but maybe I hold some culpability.
01:59:47.000 Here's a funny one from an invalid.
01:59:50.000 Buffalo Bill says, Tim said he couldn't afford to make the show.
01:59:53.000 You want to watch him gamble with money you gave him.
01:59:55.000 He's going to lose.
01:59:56.000 He's not the one bleeding subscribers as he screams about Candace, and I don't like her.
02:00:00.000 Timcast IRL is up like 70,000 subscribers this month.
02:00:03.000 My other channel, the solo channel, where I made a bunch of videos about Candace, is down about 4K.
02:00:08.000 The money for the poker game, it's sponsors.
02:00:12.000 Because I'm on a channel with a million subs at the World Poker Tournament Championships.
02:00:17.000 So other companies are like, we want you to represent us, and they sponsored me.
02:00:21.000 So I don't have to actually gamble my money.
02:00:24.000 I have some news here about the Irish.
02:00:26.000 The potato blight was caused by a fungus-like pathogen, Phytopth Thora Infestans, which did come from the Americas.
02:00:34.000 We said it there.
02:00:34.000 We said it there on purpose.
02:00:37.000 It'll be really funny if we're taking it back.
02:00:39.000 It'd be really funny if 10 years from now, there's this mass movement against the Irish, and they're just like, the Irish are taking over and control our government.
02:00:47.000 Yeah, and they're like, we need a homeland for the Irish.
02:00:49.000 It's been run over with Pakistani.
02:00:51.000 Will they send him to Catalina Island?
02:00:54.000 That's an option.
02:00:54.000 Yeah, the Irish were in charge when Joe Biden was president, right?
02:00:57.000 Isn't he Irish?
02:00:59.000 The Kennedys are Irish, very Irish.
02:01:01.000 There's a lot of Irish influence in Irish.
02:01:03.000 Whoa, whoa, Advanced Hunter says, hey, everyone, I'm a longtime listener.
02:01:07.000 Just wanted to let everyone know I'm currently in labor and delivery awaiting the birth of my first child.
02:01:12.000 Merry Christmas.
02:01:12.000 Hello, Bravo.
02:01:14.000 Welcome to the world.
02:01:16.000 We have a lot of work to do.
02:01:17.000 We do.
02:01:18.000 Start reading.
02:01:19.000 Let's hear it.
02:01:19.000 Start reading.
02:01:19.000 I love this.
02:01:21.000 I love this post right here from Buffalo Bill.
02:01:23.000 He's cognitively impaired, but it's okay.
02:01:24.000 We don't mind.
02:01:25.000 He's giving me money to complain about me.
02:01:27.000 Bro, you can call me all the names in the book as long as you're paying me to do it.
02:01:30.000 He says, Candace, 150k, Tim 17.
02:01:33.000 I don't like either, but he should have listened to Milo if he wants to fund the compound.
02:01:38.000 Bro, I would take this keyboard and I would smash every piece of equipment I had before I ever went Candace Owens' route.
02:01:49.000 She is a vile human being who lies to cognitively impaired individuals like you because you are so stupid.
02:02:00.000 You have just given me $20 that I'm going to use.
02:02:05.000 I'm going to put it on roulette just for you and gamble it.
02:02:09.000 You're giving me money to complain about me.
02:02:12.000 Bro, keep going.
02:02:13.000 Keep going.
02:02:14.000 Come on.
02:02:15.000 I'll read them all.
02:02:16.000 This is the thing about Candace and what she does.
02:02:19.000 She targets the people that are too dumb and she has no scruples.
02:02:23.000 Graham and I, as we pointed out in the show, we will lose viewers if to do what's right.
02:02:28.000 And we're proud of that.
02:02:30.000 I don't need the money.
02:02:31.000 I'm not going to brag about being the biggest podcast in the world because I'm not a retard who just does this so that you can click buttons.
02:02:38.000 I don't need it.
02:02:39.000 I will do other things for fun.
02:02:41.000 There are things in this world that need to be fixed.
02:02:44.000 There are things in this world that are broken.
02:02:46.000 Candace is the person who breaks them because she is evil.
02:02:50.000 We are the people who try to fix them.
02:02:52.000 And you, sir, are a follower of evil.
02:02:54.000 I hope one day you realize that.
02:02:56.000 But if not, just keep giving me your money because apparently you're not smart enough to recognize I like taking it from you.
02:03:01.000 If you give him $100, you can actually pick what he bets your $20 on to rule that.
02:03:06.000 That's true.
02:03:07.000 Go ahead and just $100 and tell him, you know, red, black, double.
02:03:11.000 All right, all right.
02:03:12.000 Raymond G. Stanley Jr. says, Tim calling out King Cap over here based.
02:03:16.000 Oh, I don't know.
02:03:17.000 I thought it was really funny.
02:03:18.000 Him and Haley were just screaming at each other the whole time.
02:03:19.000 It was hilarious.
02:03:20.000 But the thing is, like, Haley plays well and crazy, and she's willing to flip off her whole stack no matter what you have.
02:03:30.000 There was one hand where I actually could have played it better, but I would have lost everything.
02:03:34.000 So I'm happy that I played the way I did.
02:03:35.000 I had Ace King under the gun, and I knew she was going to raise no matter what I did.
02:03:39.000 And she had junk.
02:03:40.000 She had 6'8.
02:03:41.000 She had junk.
02:03:42.000 But of course, she was going to because she got lucky.
02:03:45.000 She got to my left.
02:03:46.000 So I limp, 10 bucks.
02:03:47.000 She insta-raises.
02:03:49.000 It comes around.
02:03:50.000 I call the 40 bucks, miss the flop, and I'm out.
02:03:53.000 If I had raised there, she'd have re-raised me.
02:03:56.000 It would have gotten back to me, and then I would have re-raised.
02:03:59.000 She would have jammed, and then I'd either have to flip or fold, and she would have hit two-pair and beat me, and I would have lost six grand.
02:04:04.000 So you can say that I shouldn't play as king that way.
02:04:07.000 You're probably right, but the way things were running out and the way she was playing, I think I played it well.
02:04:10.000 Who is Haley, by the way?
02:04:11.000 Haley Hannah.
02:04:12.000 Haley Hannah.
02:04:14.000 She plays crazy, but she's actually pretty smart how she does it.
02:04:17.000 Because every so often, you don't know when she's being crazy, or actually, she actually has it.
02:04:20.000 That's kind of the point.
02:04:21.000 My friend, smash the like button.
02:04:23.000 Share the show with everyone you know.
02:04:25.000 We got the uncensored portion of the show coming up tomorrow.
02:04:27.000 Tomorrow's going to be coming up at 10 o'clock.
02:04:31.000 Tomorrow's going to be crazy.
02:04:32.000 We've got House in Habit and Curl Kurtz coming on the morning for the Culture War show to talk about all these conspiracy theories and what Candace is on about, what she's doing.
02:04:41.000 So I'm sure it'll be contentious and all that jazz, whatever.
02:04:44.000 You can follow me on X and Instagram at Timcast.
02:04:47.000 Greg, you want to shout anything out?
02:04:48.000 Hey, man, buy my comedy album coming out soon.
02:04:52.000 It's called Black Underwear, The Shit You Can't See.
02:04:56.000 Purchase all my chill with his albums.
02:04:58.000 Man, thank you for having me on the show, man.
02:05:00.000 You guys are all very brilliant guys, man.
02:05:02.000 I enjoyed listening to you speak.
02:05:04.000 And if I owe you something, get it from God.
02:05:07.000 I love that.
02:05:08.000 Well, you can follow me on X and Instagram at Realtate Brown.
02:05:11.000 Thank you guys for watching the noon live this week.
02:05:13.000 I loved hosting it from here.
02:05:14.000 It was a lot of fun.
02:05:15.000 You guys gave me some great feedback.
02:05:17.000 Today's interview with Amber Duke, where we broke down the compact article everyone's talking about.
02:05:22.000 We chatted, had a great conversation about it, and she knows her stuff.
02:05:25.000 You got to go check it out.
02:05:25.000 It's up on the Culture War channel.
02:05:26.000 So see you there.
02:05:27.000 You find me at Ian Crossland at all across the internet at Ian Crossland.
02:05:31.000 And also go to graphene.movie, sign up for the mailing list.
02:05:33.000 The movie I'm producing, Graphene Movie.
02:05:36.000 We went down to Rice University, interviewed some excellent scientists and groundbreaking future tech.
02:05:42.000 You're going to want to see it at graphene.movie.
02:05:43.000 Check me out there.
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02:05:46.000 I am Phil That Remains on Twix.
02:05:48.000 The band is all that remains.
02:05:49.000 We are going on tour next year.
02:05:50.000 Tickets are available tomorrow.
02:05:52.000 It's going to be All That Rains, Born of Osiris, and Dead Eyes.
02:05:54.000 We start April 29th in Albany and it goes through until May 23rd.
02:06:00.000 Get your tickets tomorrow.
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02:06:06.000 Don't forget the left lane is for crime.
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02:06:13.000 Thanks for hanging out.
02:08:28.000 What's up, everybody?
02:08:30.000 This is the live after show, the Rumble Live.
02:08:34.000 We got to make it fast because Kellen's being a bitch.
02:08:38.000 So true.
02:08:39.000 Snap.
02:08:40.000 Kellen, blast.
02:08:42.000 Kellen's like, I got to get up tomorrow.
02:08:45.000 Make it fast.
02:08:46.000 So we're going to go.
02:08:49.000 What is this?
02:08:52.000 So we're going to jump right up.
02:08:54.000 Kellen's not here right in the car.
02:08:56.000 No, Joe Kirk.
02:08:57.000 He stuck his head in.
02:08:57.000 He's like, make it fast, guys.
02:08:59.000 I gotta get up in the morning.
02:09:00.000 I won't be in bed.
02:09:02.000 What are you gonna do?
02:09:04.000 It's so late at night.
02:09:05.000 I can't wait for Kellen to get it.
02:09:06.000 It's 7 o'clock.
02:09:11.000 What the freak?
02:09:13.000 But we're friends.
02:09:17.000 Yeah.
02:09:19.000 I got a gun.
02:09:20.000 Fuck him.
02:09:22.000 I'll go my.
02:09:24.000 I go in my room, lock the door.
02:09:25.000 What's he gonna do?
02:09:26.000 Break in?
02:09:26.000 Bitch, I dare you.
02:09:28.000 No, I'm just kidding.
02:09:28.000 Kellen's great.
02:09:29.000 I'm totally playing.
02:09:30.000 I love Kellen.
02:09:31.000 I'm totally playing.
02:09:32.000 I think Kellen's great.
02:09:33.000 I'm kidding around.
02:09:33.000 We love Kelly.
02:09:34.000 We love Gon.
02:09:35.000 He's the engine room, though.
02:09:36.000 He's the engine room of them guys.
02:09:38.000 He is.
02:09:38.000 He is.
02:09:39.000 He's one of the hearts.
02:09:40.000 You gotta adjust for Phil.
02:09:41.000 He's one of the heart.
02:09:42.000 Bitch.
02:09:46.000 Man, everybody's fucking playing with the goddamn lives.
02:09:49.000 I know I'm the only person strapped tonight.
02:09:51.000 I am not armed.