Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - September 18, 2022


Sunday Uncensored: Alex Stein Member Podcast: Tim Pool & Alex Stein Discuss The Biggest Conspiracies Facing Us In Today's World


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On this week's episode of Sunday Uncensored, the boys discuss the recent case of Dr. Simone Gold and her arrest by the FBI, the sudden adult death of a soccer player, and whether or not mass vaccination should be legalized.

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00:00:00.000 Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored.
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00:00:31.000 Oh yeah, we're back. 0.96
00:00:32.000 And he's gonna get myocarditis and die. 0.96
00:00:35.000 What they're saying is that you're gonna get mud butt for five days. 0.82
00:00:38.000 Honestly, I'm probably not gonna have a solid stool for a while, but it's worth it.
00:00:42.000 Eat some cheese.
00:00:43.000 Eat a lot of cheese.
00:00:44.000 I am.
00:00:45.000 I am eating a lot of cheese.
00:00:47.000 Colostrum charcoal.
00:00:49.000 What about ashwagandha?
00:00:50.000 What does that do?
00:00:51.000 Well, that is for your thyroid and hormones and male health. 0.83
00:00:56.000 And I know we're in the after show and I could have brought this up, but I don't know why.
00:00:59.000 I'd like to get Tim's opinion on, there's a guy, and I had a chance to call him out, now I'm kind of ruining it and I should have, but what do you guys think about Brandon Straka giving information about Simone Gold that led to her arrest?
00:01:10.000 I never heard about this.
00:01:11.000 Have you heard about that Tim? 1.00
00:01:13.000 Yeah I think it's bullshit. 0.97
00:01:15.000 Well, it's in those leaked things where it said that... No, but I think the goal of it is just to make people hate each other and fight each other, and I think they're trying to make it seem a lot worse than what really happened. 0.99
00:01:26.000 I don't trust the feds.
00:01:28.000 You know what I mean?
00:01:28.000 Yeah, they could write something.
00:01:29.000 Yeah, I mean, I guess you'd give them the benefit of the doubt, but... Oh, now we got some key issues.
00:01:39.000 Oh, okay.
00:01:39.000 Alex making faces.
00:01:40.000 It's the wrong Honda, though, anyway.
00:01:41.000 But Allison took the other one. 0.53
00:01:43.000 You guys, see, that's why Tim is a man of the people.
00:01:46.000 A wealthy man still drives a Honda because he's not going to be an elitist.
00:01:49.000 Bro, Honda's more expensive than the Tesla.
00:01:50.000 Are you kidding?
00:01:51.000 No, I love Hondas. 0.99
00:01:52.000 No, I'm a Honda, Toyota all day and they make great cars.
00:01:55.000 No joke, like Teslas are cheaper, like depending on the Honda you get, but these are like work vehicles.
00:02:00.000 This is a, it's a pilot, you know?
00:02:02.000 Yo, but, but we got it.
00:02:04.000 We got it.
00:02:04.000 We needed the seats for the guests and the luggage and stuff.
00:02:06.000 My point being is they took, Simone Gold went to jail and she was the leader of America's Frontline Doctors and she was the one talking about the COVID narrative.
00:02:13.000 So for me, we're talking about, we're like, oh, what, you know, what conspiracies are there?
00:02:17.000 There's so many conspiracies in the world, but I just cannot believe the glaring thing of the sudden adult death syndrome was It's not a real thing.
00:02:23.000 That wasn't even a term.
00:02:25.000 There were SIDS, Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, and now they've skyrocketed in life insurance payouts 40% in the past year.
00:02:31.000 And nobody is talking about the one thing that could be causing this.
00:02:35.000 And for me, I think that's one of the biggest conspiracies that's right in front of our face that nobody is even really mentioning.
00:02:40.000 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome from 2006.
00:02:41.000 That's sad.
00:02:44.000 It's just funny how we're seeing all these stories where it's like, is climate change causing heart attacks?
00:02:49.000 And I'm like, what?
00:02:52.000 Well, obviously myocarditis and heart issues have happened before, you know, the, you know, whatever, the vaccine, but it's just the alarming rate of soccer players and you see all these people in marathoners that are falling down.
00:03:04.000 I mean, I think it's pretty obvious.
00:03:06.000 Yeah, but you know, like the thing is, I'm not so sure that it's the vaccine itself, but the mass vaccination.
00:03:11.000 So we've never done a 4x mass vaccination before.
00:03:18.000 And so I'm wondering if the real issue is, it's a fact that vaccines have side effects.
00:03:23.000 They are typically rare, relatively, depending on what your definition of rare is, but like, it's like, what is it, in the fractions of a percent of people who experience negative side effects that are serious?
00:03:35.000 So when you give out like 50,000 shots, you know, in over a weekend, it's like you might see five people and no one really cares. 0.99
00:03:43.000 Don't give a shit. 0.99
00:03:44.000 But you give out not just a hundred million shots, you give it out four times, then you're going to see people increasingly suffering the side effects of those shots. 0.99
00:03:55.000 Okay, I want to get your guys' opinion on this conspiracy.
00:03:57.000 I had a guy named Dr. Ben Tapper.
00:03:59.000 He's been, you know, shut down all over the internet.
00:04:00.000 And he has this theory, and his family's been anti-vax for a while.
00:04:03.000 I mean, you know, whatever your opinion is on vaccines.
00:04:06.000 But he theorizes that the reason why we have such an increase in gender dysphoria is because we're giving children ...vaccines that are cultured on aborted fetal cells, and there's two lines of aborted fetal cells.
00:04:17.000 There's a male one or a female.
00:04:18.000 So he believes that we're giving these children vaccines that might have the DNA of a woman to a boy at a really young age.
00:04:25.000 Wow.
00:04:26.000 Yeah, and because they're getting it at such a young age in the developmental stage when their cerebral cortex is developing, you know, it's basically epigenetics is what they call that, and I wasn't familiar with it, but it almost makes sense.
00:04:36.000 Because why are so many more people have gender dysphoria?
00:04:38.000 Um, plastic.
00:04:40.000 Yeah.
00:04:40.000 Well, I mean, there could be multiple causes.
00:04:42.000 I think that's a good almost theory.
00:04:45.000 So there's a stem cell therapy you can get, intravenous stem cell therapy.
00:04:49.000 You may have heard of it.
00:04:52.000 Of course.
00:04:53.000 Joe Rogan talks about NAD, nicotinamide, adenine, dinucleotide.
00:04:56.000 These same companies will offer up, it's like eight grand, stem cell therapy.
00:05:00.000 And what happens is they give you an IV, the stem cells go into your body, and they attach themselves to where there's inflammation, and then they start becoming the cells around it and healing, right?
00:05:10.000 The only problem is, you don't know the sex of those cells.
00:05:14.000 So I was thinking about this, I was like, if those, because they're like, it comes from, you know, the umbilical cord of a baby, and I'm like, what if it's a girl baby?
00:05:22.000 And you're a dude.
00:05:23.000 And you put 30 million female cells attached to all of your organs and everything. 1.00
00:05:27.000 Not just that, you're chimeric. 0.99
00:05:29.000 The DNA of those things is going to be different.
00:05:31.000 Unless I'm wrong about stem cells.
00:05:33.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:05:33.000 No, and then you're gay. 1.00
00:05:34.000 No, I'm just kidding. 0.99
00:05:35.000 No, no, no.
00:05:35.000 And then all of a sudden, you're like, you're like, this is the crazy thing about the stem cell therapy.
00:05:39.000 I'm like, if you got it every day, would you be immortal?
00:05:43.000 Like, is it going to replace the damaged and dead cells?
00:05:45.000 And then eventually, like, you'll just be some other person or something?
00:05:49.000 How old is Henry Kissinger?
00:05:51.000 Yeah, but they're drinking the adrenochrome.
00:05:54.000 But did you see Jared Kushner also said that he might live forever, and he thinks he's gonna be immortal?
00:05:59.000 Yeah, that's literal transhumanism, and that's one of the worst things I think. 1.00
00:06:03.000 And real quick, I want to let you go, but I think that's what I believe.
00:06:05.000 I believe the Matrix is almost a true story, because I think that they're gonna say, oh, climate change is so bad here, plug into the Metaverse, live in this fake pod, where there, you only live for 72 years here on Earth, but you live for a thousand years in the Metaverse.
00:06:16.000 Well, only the lucky people, the elites, will live forever, and of course that's their plan.
00:06:21.000 And the comments made What's his name again?
00:06:27.000 Sorry, it just totally blanked out here.
00:06:28.000 Kushner.
00:06:29.000 He's like, I need to get healthy because I want to live forever.
00:06:33.000 And with the technological advancement, that can happen.
00:06:37.000 He said that.
00:06:37.000 I mean, I know.
00:06:39.000 That's pretty deep, because we talk about, like, you know, occultism, and we talk about, like, these secret societies, but the idea of living forever and uploading your consciousness to a computer and the transhumanist agenda, that's what they want more than anything, and when they're being out in the open, like, that's as anti-God as it gets.
00:06:54.000 It's like they want to play God, and I think, for me personally, and you guys might not agree with this, But the idea that you convince everybody that that two rocks mash together and we just evolved from pond scum and that everything is an accident, I think that's kind of evil and that we should die and that there was some sort of creator now.
00:07:09.000 You might have a different creator, you know, each person might not agree who that creator is. 0.84
00:07:12.000 I guess my point being is I feel like there is somebody that pressed play on this record player and you're supposed to be beginning, there's supposed to be an end, and the idea of the transhumanists are living forever, that's actually satanic and demonic. 0.99
00:07:25.000 So let me check this out from medical press.
00:07:26.000 They say, when a cell divides, its DNA is duplicated, and each resulting daughter cell inherits one copy of the DNA.
00:07:33.000 Over time, errors arising during the duplication process can lead to mutations and cause cancers.
00:07:38.000 Using sophisticated approaches, including video imaging, the Pasteur team show that stem cells retain the original DNA strands.
00:07:45.000 Their findings also represent the best visual evidence yet for immortal DNA.
00:07:49.000 So, would that imply You get 30 million stem cells flood into your body.
00:07:56.000 They attach themselves to damaged portions of the body and then start replicating.
00:08:01.000 So now they're what?
00:08:02.000 Immortal?
00:08:02.000 And if you do that how many times over seven years?
00:08:05.000 Every day for seven years to replace all the cells in your body with these immortal stem cells or some shit? 0.98
00:08:09.000 You just figured it out. 0.97
00:08:10.000 We're gonna live forever, Tim.
00:08:12.000 I'm not.
00:08:12.000 Not us.
00:08:15.000 The people on Jeffrey Epstein's island will live forever.
00:08:18.000 And of course, that's the technology that they're working towards.
00:08:20.000 And that's why they're trying to get people in the pods.
00:08:22.000 That's why they're trying to lower the, you know, people's reproductive rights. 1.00
00:08:25.000 That's why they're saying, you know, Yarel Harari, Klaus Schwab's right hand man, is saying we need to pacify the general public with video games and with drugs because they're going to become useless individuals.
00:08:35.000 And that's essentially the society that they're creating.
00:08:38.000 Where does the lobster cells come into all this to?
00:08:42.000 Lobster cells?
00:08:44.000 So lobsters, you know, there's a theory that they don't die.
00:08:48.000 Oh, that's true, that's true.
00:08:49.000 They're biologically immortal.
00:08:51.000 And so that they were doing some experimentation with the stem cells from lobsters because of the, and I don't fully- Jordan Peterson was on to something, man.
00:08:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:02.000 I don't know, but they are immortal.
00:09:04.000 They only die through accidents and, you know, so if you have a lobster, it just lives forever.
00:09:08.000 Well, Debra, the manager at the Red Lobster and Technology Boulevard actually recently did die, so I think I just debunked that.
00:09:14.000 Is that true?
00:09:15.000 Yeah, she did.
00:09:16.000 R.I.P.
00:09:16.000 Debra.
00:09:16.000 She'd always give me it for a little extra linguine, noodles and stuff.
00:09:20.000 She was really great.
00:09:21.000 Oh, that's really sad.
00:09:23.000 So is that the conspiracy we're settled on?
00:09:24.000 Are there any other conspiracies? 0.84
00:09:25.000 There's a shit ton of conspiracies.
00:09:27.000 What are you talking about? 0.99
00:09:28.000 We can go insane for the Ukraine. 1.00
00:09:31.000 I think my favorite conspiracy is that AOC was an actress and that they chose her out of a lineup and then gave her lines to read and made her a politician.
00:09:39.000 Well, they kind of did.
00:09:39.000 Did you see her documentary Ring Down the House?
00:09:41.000 I mean, they did cast her.
00:09:42.000 She basically had to give an audition. 0.99
00:09:44.000 Really?
00:09:44.000 To who?
00:09:45.000 Just watch the documentary.
00:09:46.000 It's of a political action committee that was looking for somebody in that district and there's a bunch of other people that submitted and they made a documentary which is kind of like a movie.
00:09:53.000 So, I mean, kind of.
00:09:54.000 She kind of was, yeah.
00:09:55.000 That's why that conspiracy is out there.
00:09:57.000 She auditioned to be...? 0.96
00:09:59.000 Basically, I mean, she's, you know, like for a reality TV show or something where you send in, you know, a little personality chart.
00:10:04.000 Oh, I graduated from Boston University.
00:10:05.000 I'm a dancer.
00:10:06.000 I'm a bartender.
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00:11:57.000 Oh, is that what you said?
00:11:58.000 I don't know, I mean, maybe.
00:12:00.000 I'm a man of the women, or I'm whatever, what is it?
00:12:03.000 A woman of the people.
00:12:04.000 Yeah, a woman of the people.
00:12:05.000 That's what I meant to say.
00:12:06.000 Duh.
00:12:06.000 She's not a very smart person, though, but that was probably a plus for them.
00:12:09.000 You say that!
00:12:10.000 And Tim is the wealthiest guy in the room, but hey, AOC's got $29 million, you know, and she's not doing too bad.
00:12:16.000 Does she have $29 million? 1.00
00:12:17.000 That's what they say her net worth right now. 0.55
00:12:18.000 Yeah, that's what they say.
00:12:20.000 Yesterday, that's what they said, because she was just complaining about how her abuela's roof was, you know... No, it says fake news.
00:12:28.000 No evidence she has a net worth of $29 million.
00:12:31.000 Ah, debunked really fast, huh?
00:12:33.000 Well, it depends how many offshore bank accounts she has. 1.00
00:12:35.000 We don't know by that number.
00:12:37.000 All she has to do is get some insider trading. 0.99
00:12:39.000 Bro, her most recent disclosure says that she has between $3,000 and $45,000 in assets.
00:12:43.000 She broke.
00:12:44.000 Yeah, she does complain about that a lot. 1.00
00:12:46.000 She's broke.
00:12:48.000 Well, did you see Hunter Biden try to get whatever his child support payments reduced?
00:12:53.000 Yeah, because he's broke.
00:12:55.000 It's all crumbling down, dude.
00:12:57.000 The machine is falling.
00:12:58.000 But Joe Biden won't even acknowledge his own She's my granddaughter!
00:13:03.000 This is the President of the United States that has children.
00:13:07.000 It's not like his great great grandkid.
00:13:08.000 It's right there.
00:13:12.000 They do not care about telling the truth whatsoever.
00:13:13.000 They will not even acknowledge their own family members. 0.99
00:13:15.000 It's disgusting. 0.62
00:13:17.000 AOC has got to get out of Congress to become rich.
00:13:19.000 So she has an incentive to not win. 1.00
00:13:21.000 You know what I mean?
00:13:23.000 What was the theory?
00:13:24.000 Where did they think she was getting the money from? 0.76
00:13:27.000 I don't know.
00:13:27.000 I don't know.
00:13:28.000 Was there any... I don't know where all that... Her net worth was negative in 2018.
00:13:32.000 Well, how did Barack Obama get hundreds of millions of dollars?
00:13:35.000 I mean, he was only... I'm sorry, this is crazy.
00:13:37.000 Just, like, to think about, like, people's net worth is negative.
00:13:41.000 Like, that's a weird prospect.
00:13:43.000 Yeah, in 2018, AOC's estimated net worth was negative $8,499.
00:13:47.000 Well, a lot of people are shooting debt or, you know, they have a negative... I know, it's kind of crazy.
00:13:53.000 It's like you're worth nothing.
00:13:55.000 You're worth less than nothing, because you owe the bank money.
00:13:59.000 That's crazy, man.
00:14:00.000 That's interesting. 0.99
00:14:01.000 Maybe that's why they call those people, like, useless eaters or whatever.
00:14:04.000 Well, have you guys not heard that conspiracy? 0.88
00:14:06.000 That basically the Federal Reserve just borrows money on our Social Security.
00:14:08.000 That's why it's all fake.
00:14:09.000 And that's why they, you know, they can say, oh, the Federal Reserve is worth X amount of dollars, because that's kind of what they expect you to pay in taxes.
00:14:16.000 And they assign different amounts, different Social Security numbers from different socioeconomic backgrounds, supposedly.
00:14:22.000 Look at this.
00:14:22.000 Celebrity net worth says, the website future billionaires read every day.
00:14:26.000 Oh, I'm sure.
00:14:26.000 I'm sure.
00:14:27.000 AOC's net worth is $200,000.
00:14:29.000 Her salary is $174,000. 0.99
00:14:31.000 I call bullshit. 1.00
00:14:31.000 These websites are always so full of shit. 1.00
00:14:34.000 Anthony Weiner though, he was great. 1.00
00:14:36.000 But I want to be a billionaire, so I better start reading this every day.
00:14:38.000 So I can read about celebrities.
00:14:40.000 I suspect that AOC is not a millionaire because she isn't like a Nancy Pelosi level, Barack Obama level, like, strategic, like, person who follows the stock market. 0.58
00:14:51.000 Like, you know, Nancy's stock picks on Twitter or whatever.
00:14:53.000 Type in Dan Crenshaw's stock picks.
00:14:55.000 He supposedly enriched himself the second most.
00:14:57.000 Did Dan Crenshaw?
00:14:58.000 Yes.
00:14:58.000 Rickowski net worth.
00:15:00.000 Negative 48 dollars.
00:15:03.000 1.7 million!
00:15:04.000 Or is that 17 million?
00:15:06.000 Look at Luke!
00:15:06.000 Look at him!
00:15:08.000 900k!
00:15:09.000 Number 1 Pimp, Cinematographer and Sound Department.
00:15:13.000 We're going to the strip club after this one. 0.83
00:15:16.000 What is all this? 0.99
00:15:17.000 slob. Look at that. Swag game. 1000. Larry Silverstein. 1.00
00:15:22.000 Watch out. Oh, here we go. This is Alex. How much net worth? What's his net worth? Come on.
00:15:28.000 What is all this? Yeah, what is this? Yeah. He met Vladimir Putin. Yeah. Well, I think I
00:15:35.000 rapped about where is Oh, Here we go.
00:15:38.000 There we go.
00:15:39.000 Okay.
00:15:39.000 $700,000.
00:15:40.000 I'll take it.
00:15:40.000 I'll take it money in the bank.
00:15:43.000 Let's go says the maximum earning that Alex generates from his YouTube channel gives him a net worth today.
00:15:49.000 He has a net worth of $700,000 is not too high for a person that you don't want to do.
00:15:53.000 I want to do this.
00:15:54.000 I'm gonna do Ian Crossland.
00:15:56.000 Oh, Oh, there's Ian Crosland Comparison.
00:15:58.000 This is the comp.
00:15:59.000 Ian Crosland Network.
00:16:01.000 $2,006,000,000!
00:16:01.000 I'm gonna ask him to borrow some money.
00:16:06.000 What's going on?
00:16:11.000 I don't know.
00:16:11.000 Do you actually have $700,000?
00:16:12.000 No.
00:16:12.000 I don't know.
00:16:12.000 So Maybe Ian's not really worth six million dollars.
00:16:35.000 Disappointing.
00:16:36.000 I can tell you this, people pull up the thing from me and they post it all the time and it's not true. 1.00
00:16:40.000 It's all bullshit. 0.99
00:16:41.000 I don't know where they make these numbers up. 1.00
00:16:42.000 It's so fucking weird. 0.98
00:16:43.000 They spin a wheel. 0.97
00:16:44.000 Yeah, it's literally probably some tech guys in India.
00:16:49.000 My favorite conspiracy is that Ian Crosland is worth six million dollars.
00:16:52.000 That's a great conspiracy.
00:16:53.000 I feel like Ian would like that too.
00:16:55.000 Maybe he is.
00:16:56.000 I mean, who knows?
00:16:57.000 Yeah, who knows?
00:16:58.000 Maybe he co-founded Mines.
00:17:01.000 He created a social network.
00:17:03.000 We should do a vlog.
00:17:04.000 Oh, this is a good idea for a vlog.
00:17:05.000 A parody of the social network with Ian.
00:17:07.000 Yeah, that'd be great.
00:17:08.000 And Bill.
00:17:08.000 We'll get Bill Ottman.
00:17:09.000 Yes, Bill's coming out.
00:17:11.000 What other conspiracy theories?
00:17:12.000 Well, I mean, what do you think about, you know, the idea of, like, you know, you can go, like, there's different levels, I think, in the conspiracy iceberg.
00:17:18.000 Like, the first one is, like, Kim Trails.
00:17:20.000 You know, like, that's lame.
00:17:21.000 But then, do you believe that they are spraying stuff in the atmosphere, Tim?
00:17:24.000 I'd like to get your opinion.
00:17:24.000 No.
00:17:25.000 You don't think so?
00:17:25.000 Hey, I'll let you guys know this, though.
00:17:27.000 They are.
00:17:27.000 Look, obviously.
00:17:28.000 Obviously they are.
00:17:29.000 Duh.
00:17:29.000 Yeah, of course.
00:17:30.000 Ian's worth more money than me.
00:17:32.000 Whoa.
00:17:32.000 Wait, what?
00:17:33.000 I'm only worth three million dollars.
00:17:34.000 Wait, what?
00:17:35.000 You gotta step up your game.
00:17:37.000 You gotta get on Ian's level.
00:17:38.000 Yeah, Ian.
00:17:39.000 Ian's.
00:17:39.000 He's the real powerhouse behind this.
00:17:40.000 Fucking go. 0.99
00:17:40.000 You know, like, you know, Ian? 0.99
00:17:43.000 Yeah, he's in charge.
00:17:44.000 It's all him.
00:17:44.000 It's true.
00:17:44.000 The whole time.
00:17:45.000 He's the real boss.
00:17:46.000 I'm just a fall guy.
00:17:46.000 That's true.
00:17:47.000 Yeah.
00:17:48.000 You're the actor.
00:17:50.000 He's the one financing.
00:17:51.000 No, I was just kind of wondering because like, you know, if you can, if you kind of pull up like the conspiracy, you know, there's a bunch of different conspiracy icebergs.
00:17:57.000 That's kind of like, you know, you know, level one.
00:17:59.000 Yeah.
00:18:00.000 And then it goes to where it's like, you know, you get kicked off YouTube or it's like the Jewish Illuminati runs everything. 0.96
00:18:04.000 You know, that's like the farthest thing then kind of the introduction.
00:18:07.000 The Jewish Illuminati. 0.81
00:18:08.000 Well, you know, you've never heard that.
00:18:09.000 As opposed to, like, the wasp?
00:18:10.000 No, it's different.
00:18:11.000 There's, like, two different ones.
00:18:12.000 It's different, yeah.
00:18:13.000 There's, like, a Zionistic... No. 1.00
00:18:14.000 Yeah, shut up! 1.00
00:18:15.000 You've never heard about that? 1.00
00:18:16.000 I thought there was one Illuminati.
00:18:17.000 Well, the whole idea between 9-11, the reason why people, they don't like talking about 9-11 truth is because they consider it anti-Semitic because there's all this evidence that Israel supposedly had prior knowledge to the attacks, but there's also evidence that Condoleezza Rice and George Bush had prior knowledge and that they disregarded it, I mean, according to them.
00:18:33.000 So my point being is, it's hard to say anything about Israel because it's, you know, that's the... I'm saying that is persona non grata, you can't talk about it, but there's a huge sect of conspiracy people that blame everything on Israel!
00:18:45.000 Ian was doing it on the show. 0.99
00:18:47.000 He was like, Israel's the second biggest colonizer on the planet, and I was like, the fuck are you talking about? 0.98
00:18:52.000 It's like a PSYOP within a PSYOP, and there's a lot of disinformation campaigns to make everyone look really bad. 0.99
00:18:57.000 It's like taking a turd in a punchbowl. 1.00
00:19:00.000 It's like, okay, you have this great punchbowl, you have all these people asking these legitimate questions trying to hold government accountable, and then you got some racist, xenophobic, crazy motherfucker being like, it's all the people that were born this way! 1.00
00:19:10.000 And I'm like, really, motherfucker? 0.99
00:19:12.000 And the corporate media likes to concentrate on that and makes that the central issue when it should be about accountability. 0.99
00:19:18.000 It should be about asking hard questions.
00:19:19.000 But when it comes to Israel, there is a stigma where a lot of people are afraid to even criticize it.
00:19:24.000 You know, let's be real with ourselves.
00:19:26.000 And I think there's some things with every government you should be able to criticize and some things you should be able to accept and not accept and be able to have a reasonable discussion. 0.98
00:19:35.000 But sadly, When it comes to Israel, you have a lot of spheres of crazy people that fuck up the dialogue and make it impossible to have a normal conversation. 1.00
00:19:43.000 Yep. 0.98
00:19:43.000 Yeah, but for me, we brought it up earlier, too. 0.98
00:19:45.000 You know, Laura Silsby.
00:19:46.000 You know, people are like, oh, was there really a pizza parlor that they were, you know, trafficking children out of?
00:19:51.000 No, obviously, Comic Ping Pong was probably not the place.
00:19:54.000 I mean, maybe a bunch of powerful people ate there.
00:19:56.000 I ate there once.
00:19:56.000 Yeah, I've eaten there, too.
00:19:57.000 We went there together, didn't we?
00:19:58.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:58.000 With Cassandra.
00:19:59.000 Yeah.
00:19:59.000 Well, I'm saying John Podesta's... There was a kid running around, screaming.
00:20:03.000 Guys, not just James Aliphantis' weird-ass Instagram with like all these kids and stuff, but you look at people like Tony Podesta and John Podesta, who are brothers, who have all this weird Jeffrey Dahmer-style art, and it's not just to be edgy, like they're hanging out with Marina Abramovich, who is a literal spirit cooker, where she'll get blood and semen and throw it on the wall, so it's just very weird if you bring this up.
00:20:25.000 Oh, you're a conspiracy theorist!
00:20:26.000 You're, you know, you're, you're calling him out!
00:20:28.000 Yet, you know, Bill Clinton's on the Lolita Express 26 times without Secret Service.
00:20:32.000 They've, they've gone and investigated Barron Trump.
00:20:34.000 They spent more time in Barron Trump's, you know, underwear drawer than they have on Epstein's flight logs.
00:20:38.000 So, I mean, it's just, there is a lot of conspiracies that, that are right in front of our face, but they'll never get exposed.
00:20:44.000 My favorite conspiracy right now is that Lindsey Graham's a Democrat. 1.00
00:20:48.000 Well, no, probably not.
00:20:50.000 I mean, you know, he's Lady G. You've heard that conspiracy.
00:20:52.000 What is that?
00:20:52.000 What is that one?
00:20:53.000 That he's homosexual. 1.00
00:20:54.000 Oh, yeah.
00:20:54.000 Yeah, but like what what what's the basis for it?
00:20:57.000 Well, because he sleeps with little call boys in DC and he calls himself Lady G is the is the name.
00:21:02.000 I mean, he's 67 and unmarried.
00:21:04.000 I know good for him.
00:21:05.000 He can go get all the little boy wants I guess or whatever.
00:21:08.000 Is there like evidence like someone came out and said that or something?
00:21:11.000 Well, I mean, you know, you're like the meme.
00:21:14.000 You can tell me everything about the moon, but you can't tell me about the... Oh, I'm an expert?
00:21:16.000 No, no, no.
00:21:16.000 But Tim is like that meme.
00:21:17.000 It's like, oh, it's a conspiracy?
00:21:20.000 Show me a mainstream article agreeing with it.
00:21:21.000 You know, it's like... I'm telling you to tell me the basic story.
00:21:24.000 Like, who is this Lady G? 1.00
00:21:25.000 What's going on?
00:21:25.000 Supposedly, in D.C., Lindsey Graham has an alias called Lady G that goes to the same people that you use for escorts, for women escorts.
00:21:35.000 They have boy escorts, too.
00:21:36.000 And so there's certain services that, you know, Whatever their clientele or politicians people are saying that the Democrats have proof. 0.89
00:21:44.000 So that's why he just does whatever they say Probably so but if he was smart, he would just come out as gay. 1.00
00:21:49.000 It'd probably give him a lot of clout I mean and that's other things like they say in the right wing that oh, they're all full of bigots and racists I would say that the right wing loves, you know, you know Shining the light on people of color or women, you know, they always want to put them in positions of power, which I think's good So it's just funny how a lot of that is just projection Yeah. 0.50
00:22:08.000 Which proves the moon landing... OH DUDE I'M A MOON LANDING NUT DUDE AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOU KNOW THE REAL ONE AND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN IT IS THE IDEA OF YOU KNOW YOU SAID IT EARLIER YOU KNOW THE IDEA OF THE HELIOCENTRIC MODEL OR THE IDEA OF THE BIG BANG THAT EVERYTHING SMASHED TOGETHER AND WE JUST STARTED FROM NOTHING For me, that sounds fake, and people will start arguing, like, oh, is God real?
00:22:30.000 And listen, I believe God is real.
00:22:33.000 Do I believe your God is the right God?
00:22:34.000 No, I don't want to sit there and have some, you know, theist argument, but my point being is I think that is one of the biggest scams they've done on children.
00:22:41.000 is they've convinced you that you've all were just some cosmic accident and nothing matters your life is not important when in reality that it's just the chances at some point I think we had 8,000 grandparents just to get here just to do the hibbity dibbity at this exact time just the sheer fact that your dad could have been eating at McDonald's instead of doing your mom that one day you know and you're not here my point being is it's an actual we all hit the life lottery just being here But the first thing they do is convince a kid that, oh, well, your life doesn't matter.
00:23:08.000 You're just a cosmic accident, so nothing matters.
00:23:11.000 Or that you were just an animal.
00:23:13.000 In Georgia, the country, not the state, they just found the tooth that totally contradicts all of the scientific rhetoric when it comes to human evolution.
00:23:21.000 I believe the tooth is 12,000 years old. 0.99
00:23:23.000 You could pull up the story, but it absolutely changes everything in the scientific landscape, showing you how Almost everything we were taught in schools was a fucking lie. 0.98
00:23:31.000 And there's a lot of lies, and there's a lot of things that are not true. 0.94
00:23:33.000 1.8 million year old tooth, all the signs of hominins outside of Africa. 1.00
00:23:37.000 Yeah, a little bit older.
00:23:39.000 But look up Georgia, and then human tooth. 1.00
00:23:42.000 Okay, that's the USA today.
00:23:43.000 Okay, yeah.
00:23:44.000 Wow.
00:23:45.000 Wow.
00:23:46.000 Hominins?
00:23:47.000 Homininins. 1.00
00:23:48.000 So again, what we're told about our evolution, what we're told about our history, All that shit is a fucking lie. 1.00
00:23:55.000 Every little last aspect of it. 1.00
00:23:56.000 History is written by the victors.
00:23:58.000 Yeah, the planet's only 500 years old.
00:24:00.000 I like that one too.
00:24:02.000 That's funny.
00:24:04.000 There's also a lot of other conspiracies about there being prior civilizations.
00:24:09.000 That's my favorite one.
00:24:10.000 Tartaria.
00:24:11.000 Let me tell you, let me tell you.
00:24:13.000 Andreas Ignatius is one of the guys I watched on that.
00:24:16.000 Do you know that Venus used to be like Earth, but a runaway greenhouse effect resulted in a sulfuric atmospheric environment which destroyed everything?
00:24:26.000 And so, the theory is, when the runaway greenhouse effect was about to destroy the planet, the military of one of the most powerful Venetian countries Created a secret military project to bring on as many people as possible, and they took the DNA of as many different species.
00:24:43.000 Of course, you'd need two sets of DNA from, you know, the male and the female, and they called it the Ark Project.
00:24:48.000 And then everybody boarded this big spaceship, and they said, we're gonna go terraform Earth, our next closest neighbor, because it's in a similar zone, and we can probably live there.
00:24:58.000 And then suddenly this big ship comes down, and then they started seeding life right around the Cambrian area, all of a sudden there's this big explosion of life.
00:25:06.000 Then they bring people down.
00:25:07.000 But these people, they weren't military people, they were like engineers, they were like insurance salesmen.
00:25:11.000 And so, you have the military running the Ark project, and then you have the people being sent down to Earth, and the people with the good technology, they like live a lot longer, but then like, the indentured servants go down and live on Earth. 0.93
00:25:21.000 Then time goes by, and the people who live on Earth are like, there's no technology, so they're like living in mud huts and shit.
00:25:25.000 And then they have kids, and so they're like, yo, we better write a book explaining, like, the basic rules so that people understand how to live and all that.
00:25:32.000 And then they make a book, and then it gets mistranslated and translated and translated, and then all of a sudden, the second in command, right, for the ARC project, he goes to the military commander and he's like, We've established civilization here.
00:25:45.000 It's time to restore democracy.
00:25:47.000 And the guy running the ARC project, he's like a military general, and he's like, no, we will be wiped out.
00:25:52.000 We will not survive unless we have strong leadership and there's a military operation.
00:25:56.000 And then second in command, he's like, no, it's time to go back to a sound government and let people vote.
00:26:01.000 And then a war breaks out, you know, in the heavens, as it were, like the sky.
00:26:05.000 And then people are watching these ships.
00:26:08.000 And then second-in-command guy, they're like you've been defeated and then they send him down to to Central America and then you know eventually The dude who runs the project, you know, he's like I need to you know It's been like a long time now because they live for a long time because it's been like a hundred years and they have really good technology on board so they live for you know, but the people on earth have gone through several generations and So now he's like, how do we, now that we've built up the civilization, how do we reestablish contact?
00:26:33.000 And he's like, I gotta have, I gotta have a kid grow up down there that can liaise between the two.
00:26:38.000 And then he does.
00:26:39.000 And then, you know, so he, this, this kid grows up.
00:26:41.000 And then eventually one of the emissaries from the Ark Project comes down and he tells him like, you know, your dad's actually the dude up there in the spaceship. 0.99
00:26:47.000 And he's like, what the fuck? 0.98
00:26:48.000 Get out of here. 1.00
00:26:49.000 And then he's like, you know, and then one of the dudes comes down and tells him, you know, if they find out what you are, they'll kill you. 0.88
00:26:54.000 Cause you, you got more power than them.
00:26:56.000 And then, you know, you know, the rest of the story I'm going to tell you guys.
00:26:59.000 Kinda, yeah.
00:26:59.000 Is this a movie?
00:27:00.000 Alright, so I'll tell you.
00:27:02.000 So what happens is the son of the Ark Project leader, he's the half son, right?
00:27:09.000 And he was artificially inseminated by the Godown.
00:27:11.000 They find this woman and they like, you know, they inject her with the embryos. 0.84
00:27:14.000 And then she gives birth.
00:27:15.000 And like, how did it happen?
00:27:16.000 You didn't have sex.
00:27:16.000 And she's like, I don't know.
00:27:17.000 And it was just like artificial insemination, right?
00:27:19.000 So she has this kid and then he grows up and he finds out that his dad's in the spaceship and is actually the guy from the Ark Project and then they're like you're gonna go around there and tell everybody like here's how it's gonna be and here's what we're gonna do because we're trying to reestablish contact and then this dude is just like okay yeah I'll do that and then he gets his followers and they go around telling everybody how to do it but then eventually they find out like this guy's going around saying that he's like the son of this dude like nah we can't have none of that because he's gonna he's overriding our rule so we got it we got to kill him And then, you know, basically, the guy from the Ark Project is like, you better go down there and do my bidding, and these people are going to work for me and we're going to reestablish order.
00:27:55.000 And then he's like, you know, I think you're wrong.
00:27:57.000 We can't do that.
00:27:58.000 These people have freedom, right?
00:27:59.000 These people have democracy.
00:28:00.000 They have their own form of government. 0.99
00:28:01.000 And then he's like, then you're off on your own and they're going to kill you. 0.95
00:28:04.000 And he's like, then fine, so be it.
00:28:05.000 And he was like, you would actually sacrifice yourself for those primitive people? 0.98
00:28:09.000 And he's like, yes, I would.
00:28:10.000 And then he dies because he refused to reestablish the slave military rule. 0.87
00:28:15.000 And then, you know, he gets stabbed and then they take his body down and then the Ark Project, you know, beams him back up and then they use the technology to heal him.
00:28:21.000 And then they're like, okay, fine.
00:28:22.000 We're going to leave him alone and we're going to, you know, there you go.
00:28:25.000 Kind of like a Jesus story.
00:28:26.000 What about Nephilim?
00:28:27.000 It's quite literally.
00:28:28.000 I know, exactly.
00:28:28.000 But I'm saying, what do you know about Nephilim, Tim, and giants?
00:28:32.000 The angels that were banging the humans.
00:28:33.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:28:34.000 That's exactly kind of how they came down, and kind of the half-Zs. 1.00
00:28:36.000 Well, then there's, like, Anunnaki. 0.80
00:28:37.000 Do you know about that?
00:28:38.000 Of course, I am Anunnaki.
00:28:39.000 Planet X. Planet X, man.
00:28:41.000 It's coming back.
00:28:42.000 Do you know about Planet X?
00:28:43.000 I don't.
00:28:44.000 Well you know a lot of stuff doesn't make sense so you know the World Fair some of those buildings they built and then they just tore them down and for me I did I just did a tour of the Capitol like an actual tour and they make you watch like a 10-minute video before it gives you the history and that was so weird like they made it they hammered this home like The capital was finished in 1811, built by slaves, you know, like slaves didn't want to do this, you know, like, you know, which is all true. 0.80
00:29:06.000 And then said, oh, well, it was burnt down by the British in 1813.
00:29:09.000 Like that doesn't even make sense either a little bit.
00:29:12.000 Like they're able to build this stuff and no technology.
00:29:14.000 They don't even have an electric hammer, electric drill, you know, none of the technology that we have.
00:29:18.000 And they're able to build these ornate buildings that with, you know, architecture that we can't even recreate.
00:29:23.000 Freemasons.
00:29:24.000 Exactly, with secret geometry or secret architectures, whatever they call it.
00:29:28.000 Do you see that there's a crazy picture where it's a microchip and it's got like the weird patterns?
00:29:33.000 And it looks like a city? 0.89
00:29:34.000 No, it looks like the floor of a church from like the 1300s or some shit. 0.99
00:29:38.000 Oh, wow. 0.75
00:29:38.000 Like the same design was there. 0.75
00:29:39.000 So I'm saying, you know, like time is cyclical, man.
00:29:43.000 Well, allegedly the Freemasons use some kind of energy circle and then they're able to levitate stuff.
00:29:48.000 There's a lot of different crazy theories out there.
00:29:50.000 Well, here's what it's actually really simple, and this is the truth.
00:29:54.000 Everybody has magic powers, but fluoride calcifies the pineal gland.
00:29:58.000 Probably!
00:29:59.000 And so what happens is, the Illuminati did this because they were like, We need to be in charge of all of this, and if too many people have access to magic, it'll be chaos.
00:30:10.000 So back in the day when there were very few humans, everybody, you know, had magic to some degree, and then eventually once the planet started getting more developed and war was breaking out, they were like, we better control this.
00:30:19.000 So they put fluoride in, you know, everybody's water, calcifying the pineal gland and taking away people's magic, and now the world elites, they have magic.
00:30:27.000 You guys want to know what the biggest conspiracy theory is?
00:30:31.000 The biggest one?
00:30:32.000 That the government cares about you?
00:30:35.000 Well that's cognitive dissonance where people know the government lies so they're like, oh I think the government is my best interest.
00:30:41.000 So yeah, but those are all actual conspiracy theories people believe because of the double slit experiment. 0.98
00:30:47.000 There's actually crazier experiments where they say that like our observation has an impact but like even into the future in the past it's crazy shit. 0.59
00:30:54.000 There was another one that someone mentioned that was even crazier than the double slit experiment.
00:30:57.000 Do you guys know about double slit experiment?
00:31:01.000 It's in what the bleep do you know?
00:31:02.000 So it's simple.
00:31:03.000 Electrons are particles, right?
00:31:05.000 Oh yeah, if you try to make it go through one slit.
00:31:07.000 Yeah, it goes through both.
00:31:09.000 But then if they try and watch which slit it goes through, it actually goes through one and becomes a particle again.
00:31:13.000 And so the new age bullshit is that by observing it, you're causing a wave function collapse.
00:31:18.000 I think it's just that our instruments are probably interfering with it, but there's a lot of people who believe that Electrons are in a superposition of all available positions until you look at it, then it collapses into a single point. 0.99
00:31:28.000 It's dumb.
00:31:29.000 So it's like Schrodinger's cat. 0.99
00:31:31.000 People think that anything can and will be happening and that your mind can affect it if you will it to be so.
00:31:35.000 You manifest it.
00:31:36.000 So because of that people believe that the elites poisoned our water to take away our ability to influence our environments and that way they control everything.
00:31:45.000 And that's why you guys should join the Church of Scientology with me because we have some teachings, yes, and we have some teachings and we can get rid of all of that and we can get you your magic powers back if you're willing to go.
00:31:55.000 No, you just, uh, what is it?
00:31:56.000 There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a herb that people take that cleanses their- Marijuana?
00:32:01.000 No, it's not marijuana.
00:32:02.000 It's like, it might, it might be ashwagandha.
00:32:04.000 I don't know.
00:32:05.000 I was reading about it.
00:32:05.000 There's like an herbal thing that people are taking that's been like removing calcium deposits from the pineal gland.
00:32:09.000 Is that like celajat or something like that?
00:32:11.000 I think I know what you're talking about.
00:32:12.000 Um, what's it called?
00:32:14.000 I think I know what you're talking about.
00:32:16.000 I can't remember it, to be honest.
00:32:18.000 And then once your pineal gland is decalcified, you can see entities and spirits and cast magic spells.
00:32:25.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:32:25.000 That's what people believe anyway.
00:32:27.000 I kind of think it's bullshit because there's like native tribes that live in the jungle that have no fluoride or anything like that. 0.99
00:32:32.000 They don't cast magic spells. 0.99
00:32:33.000 Yeah.
00:32:34.000 That we know of.
00:32:36.000 North Sentinel Island.
00:32:37.000 Do you think humans are getting smarter? 1.00
00:32:39.000 I think we're getting dumber. 1.00
00:32:40.000 We're getting dumber. 0.99
00:32:40.000 I think we're devolving, you know? 0.99
00:32:41.000 No, they're not getting- humans are the same.
00:32:43.000 Really?
00:32:44.000 Because this is why- if you look at like a building, even a governmental building from, you know, the 1800s, 1900s, it was so ornate, beautiful gargoyles. 0.97
00:32:51.000 Now everything's like this post-modernism crap square building. 0.89
00:32:53.000 But that's just culture. 0.94
00:32:54.000 I know, but culture- Culture is collapsing.
00:32:56.000 Doesn't our art kind of correlate with how smart we are?
00:32:58.000 No, no, no.
00:32:59.000 If we can't even build a creative building or make something look cool?
00:33:01.000 It's that- We've basically figured it out, right?
00:33:06.000 So, you look at movies in the 80s and 90s, and it's like, they're getting good, but they're not that good.
00:33:11.000 Like, Groundhog Day was amazing, but nobody would make a movie like that today. 0.99
00:33:14.000 Because it was a weird fucking movie. 0.99
00:33:17.000 We didn't have enough transgender characters. 1.00
00:33:19.000 Oh, it wasn't well enough?
00:33:20.000 So now, we get like 12 Transformers movies where there's almost no dialogue because it plays well for international audiences.
00:33:26.000 We, we, like, computers can write songs that are guaranteed hits.
00:33:30.000 They can literally just program an AI to write a pop song.
00:33:32.000 Sonic the Hedgehog 2 was the most popular movie before, uh, whatever, uh, Top Gun came out.
00:33:37.000 Sonic the Hedgehog 2!
00:33:38.000 It's all remakes.
00:33:39.000 The Disney, the Disney announcement was all remakes. 1.00
00:33:41.000 Our culture is fucking dead. 0.98
00:33:44.000 And that's why I'm like, we gotta make stuff. 1.00
00:33:46.000 We have to start bringing culture back, otherwise we're fucked.
00:33:48.000 Well I think that's what helps people's mental health too, is like if you're creating something, 0.71
00:33:52.000 even if it's something that not everybody likes, like you know, you're not necessarily creating a
00:33:55.000 podcast for everybody to listen to it, but you kind of create it, it's therapeutic, it makes
00:33:59.000 you feel good, and we do need to create, and that is why, you know, that's kind of also like, I think,
00:34:04.000 C.I.A.
00:34:04.000 conspiracy is that we've gotten rid of art exceptionalism.
00:34:07.000 You look at, like, Jackson Pollock, how he was, oh, he's the best painting. 0.99
00:34:10.000 And his paintings were kind of crap. 1.00
00:34:11.000 Trash. 1.00
00:34:12.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.89
00:34:13.000 And so that's kind of what's going now with the architecture and the buildings.
00:34:16.000 It's just this, like, cookie-cutter bullcrap, you know, without any creativity. 0.81
00:34:21.000 And that's why we're getting dumber, is we need to think outside, like Taco Bell used to say, think outside the bun. 0.98
00:34:26.000 That's right. 0.97
00:34:26.000 That's right. 0.97
00:34:27.000 All right.
00:34:27.000 Well, then there's no better time to wrap things up with that right there.
00:34:32.000 Ryan, thanks for hanging out.
00:34:34.000 Luke, everybody.
00:34:36.000 Everybody's a member.
00:34:36.000 Thanks for making this all possible.