Dave Chappelle gets attacked by a gay man, Taylor Swift gets Botox, and Taylor Swift looks like she's dead. Plus, why Gen Z is aging so much faster than Gen Y and why Taylor Swift doesn't look the same.
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00:01:18.000Remember that joke that woman said when she was like, I got in trouble for calling a guy homeless?
00:01:23.000And she was like, I didn't call my house retard.
00:01:27.000And then someone commented being like you didn't have to use the r-word or whatever to make a joke And I'm just like oh fuck off, but Dave Chappelle was saying you did though Dave Chappelle was saying that's why he got attacked because it retard He made a joke about homeless people and LGBT, so a gay homeless guy tried to murder him.
00:01:45.000He said he was a B. And that the Post said he was an alleged attacker.
00:01:50.000And Chappelle goes, he was definitely an attacker, but he was allegedly gay.
00:01:54.000And he looked at it and goes, he was bisexual?
00:03:10.000And I wonder if it is actors were getting a lot of work done back in the day so that they didn't age well into it and it made them look old.
00:03:16.000Plus there was lead and gasoline and a lot of smoking and boozing.
00:03:20.000Now what's happening is, take a look at this.
00:03:21.000They got some actually, some good pictures here.
00:03:25.000Uh, where they're like, look at this 22 year old versus 34 year old Taylor Swift.
00:03:29.000And I, I mean, she does kind of look, she looks older.
00:05:30.000But basically what they're arguing is that Gen Z today, because, like look at this, because of the filters on Snapchat, they're getting surgery.
00:05:39.000They're getting crazy ass surgery and vaping and drugs and other crazy ass shit.
00:05:45.000Yeah, I wonder how many, like, young women went and got butt implants because of the Kardashians, then took them out, and now are getting, like, the cheekbones removed and stuff.
00:06:30.000Dude, Dave Chappelle had such a fucking great joke.
00:06:36.000He said that he thought his wife was cheating on him, so he took her phone and he went downstairs while she was sleeping and tried to put on the passcord, it wasn't working, and he's like, and then I realized, it's an iPhone!
00:07:19.000He's like moving around the way he's moving around and holding his arms.
00:07:21.000And then he's like, all of a sudden she pulls my phone out from under her pillow and then she opens it up and I'm like, how'd you open my phone?
00:07:29.000And she goes, all I had to do was mash my nose.
00:09:25.000I think there is room in the future for augmentation.
00:09:29.000I do think that we need a society I think that most of our problems could be solved if society in and of itself, not the government, but if society in and of itself just decided, you know what, we're going to focus on things that are good for families.
00:09:47.000The government should promote things that are good for families, but they won't.
00:09:53.000So, as we all know, Mickey Mouse is now public domain.
00:10:07.000I'm sorry, I'm going to give a shout out to Luke Rutkowski of We Are Change.
00:10:11.000You know, we sell shirts, we sell merch, but I've got to give credit where credit is due, because Luke just posted a t-shirt of Steamboat Willie saying, the COVID vaccine makes you gay.
00:10:21.000Luke, I died laughing when Tim showed me this earlier.
00:10:27.000I thought he was going to make one where it was Mickey saying 9-11 was an inside job, but he made one saying it's Mickey saying the COVID vaccine makes you gay.
00:10:53.000But anyway, what I was thinking about is like, So when I saw this, I immediately was like, oh shit, we can do Steamboat Willie now, it's public domain.
00:11:02.000So I went on to Mid Journey, which is on Discord, and I typed in a bunch of crazy ass shit I wanted to see Steamboat Willie do.
00:11:11.000I was like, you can't tell Mid Journey to make Steamboat Willie murder people.
00:11:16.000It'll be like, no, it's against the guidelines.
00:11:18.000So what you gotta do is something like, Steamboat Willie, in his kitchen with his steak knife for dinner, Surrounded by sleeping men with red paint all over them.
00:11:31.000And guess what it'll show you a picture of?
00:11:34.000A knife-wielding Mickey Mouse and a bunch of bodies on the ground covered in blood.
00:15:03.000It's simple video because it is weird.
00:15:05.000It looks like, it looks like kind of like a nightmare sequence.
00:15:08.000But the point he makes about the dreams machine got me thinking, man, three years.
00:15:14.000Three years, I think, to where we're at the point where you'll take your Oculus, put that set on, turn on voice text and go, video of a man saving a woman from a burning building, and then you're watching a VR view of this AI generated perfectly.
00:15:40.000Think about how crazy it starts to get.
00:15:42.000Where, I don't think that's three years.
00:15:45.000I think that scenario is like a year, where you can actually just type in the video you want and AI generate it.
00:15:52.000But I think within three years, we're at the point where you're like, generate a world where, give me a scenario where I'm in New York on New Year's Eve, Times Square.
00:16:36.000Within five or ten years, you're at the point where you can, like outside of Neuralink, you will have the VR headset, and you will play any video game you can think of.
00:17:29.000And they'll actually take a yay concert cause they have the video footage.
00:17:32.000And then you're there in real time and you get to be him.
00:17:36.000I can't help but wonder if AI or this this kind of technology is the great filter.
00:17:43.000Like, any society that can sufficiently master technology to be able to travel interstellar, to do interstellar travel, they have to have been able to- This is one of the answers to Fermi's Paradox.
00:18:06.000When you can have everything that you want, you know, on your home planet.
00:18:11.000Well, I value the real world and the risk that comes along with it.
00:18:15.000You know, like I don't see any value in the fake, you know, applause or exploration through that unless it's like, but then you can say a book is like that too.
00:18:23.000But the book is you're living in the real world, processing something instead of living it through the fake world.
00:18:29.000Damn, I can't find this quote, but there's some scientist who said, if man ever shakes hands with aliens, it will not be because we overcame nuclear weapons, but because we overcame the Xbox.
00:18:55.000Like, uh, watching that reminded me of the picture that like people like Cerno were sharing recently where everyone's filming the fireworks.
00:19:03.000Maybe it was in China, New Year's Eve, right?
00:19:18.000In those early years with those, they were reliving the moments that we were living at the moment we were living them, right?
00:19:25.000Cause they take a picture and we're all just like staring at the pictures on the phone.
00:19:27.000I'm like, yo, we're here in the real world though.
00:19:29.000And then that just turned into like, now we're in full blown nostalgia world where everyone is living in like the dream machine.
00:19:35.000You're more or less with Instagram or Facebook or whatever platform you use.
00:19:39.000Your phone is just like a time portal, time capsule of your memories.
00:19:45.000Now imagine how long until Neuralink And then we've talked about it quite a bit, but I'm telling you, man, once people can get Neuralink, they will get Neuralink.
00:20:17.000You go to work, your boss is mean to you, and you're like, man, I just wish I could plug in Neuralink, say, alright, generates my office, it's at the Waxen factory, we, on 349 West Lakeview Street, and the time is 3pm, I'm working there, my boss is this person, the AI can pull up all that data, and Neuralink, And then you're back there at work, and then you get up on your desk and go, screw you, boss!
00:20:45.000And then you knock things over, and it feels so good, and then you unplug and you go, that felt good.
00:20:51.000The early stages of that phase of Neuralink, where you could go and do anything you want, there's gonna be people doing arson and killing people, and at some point, I'd imagine, into the later phase, they're gonna say, that's a thought crime, turn off his Neuralink, he can't be doing that.
00:21:03.000No, they're gonna say, yes, do more, because you're in your isolated world.
00:21:06.000This is what the World Economic Forum hopes for.
00:21:10.000All the useless eaters will plug their brains in the machine and be given paradise.
00:21:24.000You can feel what it's like to be Spider-Man and save Mary Jane.
00:21:27.000You want to be Superman and save Lois Lane?
00:21:29.000All you gotta do is plug in the Neuralink.
00:21:31.000Basically what they're saying is, we will give you undeniable pleasures if you get the fuck out of our way.
00:21:37.000And then the scary reality is your world turns into you with your teeth falling out, you're disheveled and crippled, they feed you bugs, but you don't care.
00:21:45.000Because before you eat the bugs, you turn on the Neuralink and you're eating chocolate cake.
00:21:48.000And when it's time to go, you just 3D print your suicide pod and peace out!
00:23:16.000But he's been talking a lot about assassinations, and that's a scary but plausible reality to me.
00:23:25.000Because I talked to him in maybe July, and we were talking about how the character assassination economy that we've been going through, which is basically the cancel economy, is waning.
00:23:36.000And they will turn to previous methods of taking people out.
00:23:42.000Obviously they've done that before and that kind of conversation's gone mainstream again because we have people like RFK Jr.
00:23:49.000running and you can't not talk about his dad and his uncle.
00:23:51.000And then what the media and the bureaucrat class has done to Trump over the past four years, five years.
00:23:58.000So it hasn't happened yet, but that's something he's talking about that seems quite plausible to me.
00:24:03.000Funny, funny answer that I gave aside.
00:24:05.000I really do think that they do that stuff, and there's evidence that they do, but the most poignant thing, Alex Jones, he made a documentary called Endgame over 10 years ago that pointed out they're gonna try and shut down the world's economy by releasing viruses, and then it frickin' happened!
00:24:22.000Paying attention to what Alex has to say and right now he's all about the border and talking about the hundreds of thousands and hundreds of thousands and hundreds of thousands pouring through the border and how it's a UN planned invasion and they're trying to destroy the country.
00:24:33.000I think that might be actually the most poignant right now.
00:24:40.000Yeah, I was thinking about the Lansing Sandy Hook situation where the FBI had contacted him in the ninth grade and then told his mother, even reported after the attack, that he could be considered for a kind of a computer hacker situation.
00:25:12.000You know, I know a lot of people don't want to touch that situation, but it's often the most controversial theory that Alex, you know, reported on his show.
00:25:38.000I mean, I know about the Sandy Hook situation and all my, so I can't speak to exactly what you're talking about, but in terms of what we know of him talking to different media outlets about, or audience members questioning Sandy Hook, my defense of people who I knew who were like disgusted by that conversation, I would just be like, it's an unfortunate question you have to ask if you know about certain things like Operation Northwoods, if you know that your government has Thought about certain things.
00:26:05.000It's, I hate, I hate to even consider it, but you know, we have these documents that say they plan to perform false flags.
00:26:13.000And so you have every right to question it as uncomfortable as it might make you feel.
00:26:16.000My fear is that, uh, there will be an attempt on Trump's life, which will succeed.
00:26:23.000And, uh, I fear that baron Trump is there and tries to save his father and in the attack, his right eye and arm gets scarred.
00:26:35.000Because that's a sign of the Antichrist.
00:27:28.000Well, I hope that answers your question, man.
00:27:31.000Well, that was actually six years before Lanza was investigated by the FBI because he had infiltrated FBI mainframes because he was a hacker.
00:27:45.000And that's what they said to his mother.
00:27:48.000They said, we would offer him a job once he graduated high school because he's so good at this.
00:27:59.000Like they said, they're all on the radar.
00:28:25.000My question, I guess, is more related to stuff we have going on this year besides politics, but I mean, it's kind of related.
00:28:33.000So 2024, like every four years we have presidential elections, but we also have the summer Olympics.
00:28:38.000Interesting thing really is that, I don't know, I guess like I'm kind of young, so I haven't been around that long, but normally I think that we should have been hearing maybe a little bit more about this in the news, considering it's supposed to happen in July.
00:28:48.000We got like, at least for swimming, I know we have the trials coming up in June.
00:30:48.000It's a very complex, very long story that he's unpeeled, but obviously, you know, we've all, I think we all might remember where, do you remember where you were when you found out about that plane going missing?
00:31:31.000I'm glad I'm just not an anecdotal case where it's like other people are kind of like when you mention it are experiencing the same thing where it's not getting mentioned.
00:31:39.000Yeah, no, that's a good, a really good observation.
00:32:42.000So, uh, would you consider, like, um, guarding, uh, I don't know, a delivery to be, like, a reasonable order?
00:32:52.000Like, if your commanding officer was like, hey, we got a big shipment coming in, we need you to secure the area or whatever, you'd say sure, right?
00:32:59.000Okay, and then what if it turns out that your commanding officer is the guy leading the coup and the delivery that's coming in is a bunch of weapons he's going to use to arm guys to go fight the government?
00:33:08.000So, in the event of civil war or conflict, it could be very simply that a ranking officer in a certain region decides, holy shit, the federal government is illegitimate.
00:33:21.000They are facilitating the storming of the southern border in violation of the Constitution.
00:33:27.000He gets in his mind something very simple.
00:33:29.000We are a nation of, for, and by the people, and only through the consent of the governed, and the supreme law of the land, which is the Constitution legally, are agents of the government allowed to act.
00:33:41.000In violation of Article 4, Section 4, the Biden administration has begun facilitating the destruction and invasion of this country, and someone must do something about it.
00:33:49.000And this guy has a high enough rank to be like, he knows.
00:33:55.000Everybody below him has no idea what's going on.
00:33:58.000Any order he gives that is secure this area or detain this person would be viewed as reasonable and lawful.
00:34:05.000And then he instructs the people beneath him, to whatever reasonable degree, to go engage in actions to stop the invasion of the southern border.
00:34:16.000Then, media that the area that's familiar... Let's say he's in Texas.
00:34:21.000Let's say that there are political commentators See what he does, and they say, this guy's a hero.
00:34:30.000He went to the border, and he instructed his men to stop the invasion.
00:34:34.000The federal government then sends their guys to go and stop this guy stopping the invasion, and then you've basically got two military factions, both arguing over what's legal and what's not.
00:34:48.000Then they both turn to you, yes you, and they say, whose side are you on?
00:34:53.000So that's the question, whose side are you on?
00:34:56.000Matt Taibbi described it a few years ago as the point at which two vehicles are speeding down the highway, top speed.
00:35:03.000They pull up to the police station, slam their brakes on.
00:35:06.000Two men jump out of each- a guy jumps out of each car and they run straight to the police station and they both yell to the cop, arrest that man at each other.
00:35:14.000And the question is, who does the cop arrest?
00:35:16.000So my point is, Civil War doesn't necessarily mean some guy comes out with a declaration and says, I hereby declare, we are a new nation!
00:35:41.000In the course of the investigation, the local FBI office, let's say Texas, discovers this guy crossed illegally.
00:35:46.000And in fact, is part of a network of individuals who are crossing illegally and says, okay, it is within my purview and legal jurisdiction to arrest and stop these people that are trying to, let's say my wife was kidnapped.
00:35:58.000Okay, now these illegal immigrants, human traffickers and coyotes
00:36:02.000are gonna smuggle someone out of the country.
00:36:04.000So the FBI agent contacts local law enforcement and says, we're gonna stop this operation, I need local support.
00:36:11.000It's a human trafficking ring, they're kidnapping children and women.
00:36:15.000They pull up to the southern border and the guy is part of a coyote group
00:36:19.000that is being protected and facilitated.
00:36:22.000Their efforts are being facilitated by the Biden administration.
00:36:25.000The Biden administration is doing this.
00:36:27.000A court ordered them to stop, but they were absolutely working with the coyotes to bring in and traffic humans.
00:36:33.000At a certain point, someone in law enforcement doesn't think they're engaging in a civil war.
00:36:36.000They're just like, holy fuck, we found out who these guys are, and we found out when they're coming through the border, we're going to arrest them.
00:36:42.000So they show up, and they're in plain clothes, maybe they have badges around their necks.
00:36:47.000They see the coyotes trafficking people, and they pull out their guns, and they say, Freeze!
00:37:14.000One of them gets caught by the Texas guys who bring him in.
00:37:16.000Texas guys find out they killed a bunch of federal officers who are acting under orders to protect the coyotes who are kidnapping children.
00:37:26.000That's possible in a scenario like that.
00:37:27.000It becomes a big scandal, the press plays things out and says, these guys are criminals.
00:37:32.000The problem is, in Texas, do you think law enforcement officers, like a duly elected sheriff, his deputies, and local FBI, who are stopping human traffickers, are going to be locked up?
00:37:45.000The public's gonna be like, wait, what the fuck?
00:37:49.000The federal government's gonna be like, he worked for the FBI, didn't report what he was doing, and locals came in and killed federal officers who were part of a legitimate operation.
00:37:58.000Locals in Texas then say, these are human traffickers from Central America breaking into our country in violation of the law, and the federal government's helping them.
00:38:09.000So, when it comes to how the military acts, in 1860 it was, for many of the Confederates, they were like, well look, they were trained at West Point, but they were like, but I'm from Virginia, that's my home.
00:38:23.000Like, these states were basically countries, and the thought was, I can't go anywhere else.
00:38:30.000If I join the federal government and attack my home state, where do I go?
00:38:36.000So for us in the United States, we now view this as one big country.
00:38:40.000So the issue just becomes, to what degree of autonomy does every branch of law enforcement and the military have?
00:38:47.000Because to varying degrees they have certain control of a certain amount of space.
00:38:53.000So, with the military, there's varying degrees of rank, and the higher rank you go, there's more and more people that are underneath you.
00:38:59.000You have a certain degree of autonomy as to what you can tell these people to do, but of course you report to someone who's higher than you.
00:39:04.000But what happens when it's a split-second decision?
00:39:07.000Human traffickers are caught on the border, you need to act now.
00:39:10.000So, National Guard guys go out because it's riot, it's chaos, the governor calls them in, and now the National Guard's fighting with Army.
00:40:38.000And, uh, man, like Hunger Games is a really great example of this stuff.
00:40:42.000Like, I know the movies are silly and stupid, but there's a good human element to what they're writing about.
00:40:48.000You live in an area, you go to the club every day, you know the bartenders, you know all these people, and then one day you find out that the locals are, in Texas, are aiding and abetting.
00:41:02.000Because Texas said they're gonna stop this.
00:41:03.000So you got a local sheriff's department, and they're like, we're gonna go on, we're gonna go down there, we're gonna shut all the trafficking down.
00:41:10.000The federal government is sending agents to facilitate human trafficking.
00:41:14.000This is a fact, I'm not making that up.
00:41:17.000When they were raising the razor wire, disabling the barriers, and even flying people on planes under the Biden administration's orders all over the country, the Biden administration is trafficking people.
00:41:27.000I'm sorry, sooner or later, some dude who joined the military to stop evil is gonna be like, they are not the legitimate government of the United States.
00:41:37.000They are in violation of Article 4, Section 4, they are aiding and abetting the invasion of this country, and the question then becomes, and the question's already now, who's the legitimate government of the United States?
00:41:47.000If the Biden administration is facilitating an invasion, which they're doing, How would they actually be the constitutional government?
00:41:54.000No, the argument is they're a criminal element in the government that has exceeded any justification.
00:42:01.000At which point, we have to ask ourselves, who actually is the legitimate government?
00:42:06.000We may find ourselves in a scenario where you get members of Congress, fuck 2024 at the end of the year, vote and say, we held a contingent election, Donald Trump's the president.
00:42:16.000Then the Democrats say, no, the state's electors voted, Joe Biden's the president.
00:42:21.000And then you have to ask yourself, who's the president?
00:44:20.000Oh, in Arizona, there's a Sheriff Lamb is running.
00:44:23.000He's running as a Republican against Kerry.
00:44:26.000And he, you know, Kerry would say he belongs to help him with the border still.
00:44:30.000I don't know how his campaign's going, but when I was in Yuma, I heard a lot about him and he's done a lot.
00:44:35.000It seems like he's been trying to do a lot of good down there.
00:44:36.000Cause the Sheriff's the only people who can talk openly about, you know, anyone who's with any power down there, they're the only people who talk about it.
00:44:43.000I'm worried the alternative scenario is, Some crazy motherfucker's gonna get a full auto, go down to that border and just be like, unload on people.
00:45:30.000Given how likely political escalation of violence is this year, how can we advocate in our state and local governments to prepare for it, and how would, or how could our state and local governments prepare for a potential Civil War?
00:45:41.000Is there any way to prepare, or is it just gonna happen?
00:47:19.000Lincoln arrested like 29 members of the state legislature and created a suspension of habeas corpus corridor And arrested people for no fucking reason, because Maryland was like, was a slave state.
00:47:34.000They were like, this state wants to go with them.
00:47:39.000So they went and arrested politicians.
00:47:40.000Same thing would happen to West Virginia, I'd imagine, because West Virginia is so based, that there would be an instant military occupation, and then a bunch of mountain folk would go, you know.
00:47:51.000I keep thinking of the mountain folk, it would be like, yeah, guerrilla warfare in West Virginia.
00:47:55.000And there's ain't no way you're fighting a bunch of rednecks from West Virginia.
00:47:59.000The reason why West Virginia is not populated is because it's too difficult to populate.
00:48:54.000These people are not acting under the purview of government.
00:48:58.000They're acting like, look, a guy puts on a police uniform, gets a job at the department, and then on his second day at the job, robs a bank.
00:49:09.000He's not acting in his official capacity as a police officer by stealing money from the bank.
00:49:13.000What the Biden administration and Merrick Garland is doing is no different than if a local police officer was caught raping a woman or robbing a bank.
00:49:23.000The question is, What do you do when there's no superior authority to stop it?
00:49:28.000If a cop is committing crimes, internal affairs.
00:49:31.000If a powerful, prominent cop, the chief, is committing crimes, the FBI stops it.
00:49:38.000What do you do when it's the FBI committing the crimes?
00:49:42.000Tucker Carlson said on the show, at what point does someone just say no?
00:51:14.000And that's what I mean, like with the police state is like, they're trying to grow this giant eyeball, but the satellites and everything to watch you where you can't just Do a crime.
00:51:24.000I'm, I'm, I'm, I've talked about this a little bit before, but I'm of the opinion that the surveillance state is not, they're not trying to create it.
00:51:34.000Anything that the government wants to find out about where you've been, what you've done, it's already been logged by private companies and all they have to do is all they have to do is subpoena.
00:51:46.000All they have to do is get it from them.
00:51:48.000Tune in Friday morning for the conversation we're going to have with Ash and Forbes because this is a big part of that story and it's going to blow your minds.
00:52:01.000I mean, I don't want to black pill it, but honestly, it seems like if we don't go for Vake, like, I don't see how anyone on the left will accept Trump, and we don't Balkanize, but, no, yeah, I don't know.
00:52:22.000I saw something, I didn't read the whole thing, but he was alluding to that, like, they won't let him run, so it's kind of like a pitch for him.
00:52:27.000We'll see what he says on the 10th, because I think... I don't speak for him, but I think he tweeted something like that, so we'll see.
00:52:34.000But anyway, Andrew, thanks for hanging out.