Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - July 17, 2022


Sunday Uncensored: Dave Landau Member Podcast: Jill Biden Calls Hispanics "Tacos" Crew Has To See Naked Hunter Biden But It's Funny


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Jill Biden is being ripped by the right for saying the Hispanic community is as unique as breakfast tacos. Plus, Google removes their comment section, and we talk about the Dead Internet Theory. This episode is brought to you by Sunday Uncensored, a Gimlet Media podcast that features four uncensored episodes a week.

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00:00:00.000 Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored.
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00:00:23.000 Jill Biden.
00:00:24.000 is being ripped by the right, I'll do air quotes, for saying the Hispanic community are as unique as breakfast tacos.
00:00:31.000 Oh my gosh.
00:00:31.000 Okay.
00:00:32.000 Hell yeah, dude.
00:00:32.000 Tacos and burritos.
00:00:34.000 The right rips Jill Biden. 1.00
00:00:36.000 Can I just give a simple, fuck you, the hill. 1.00
00:00:40.000 Come on. 1.00
00:00:41.000 We have this from the NAHJ.
00:00:45.000 NAHJ encourages FLOTUS and a communications team to take the time to better understand the complexities of our people and communities.
00:00:50.000 We are not tacos.
00:00:52.000 Our heritage as Latinos is shaped by various diasporas, cultures, and food traditions.
00:00:57.000 Okay.
00:00:57.000 Wait a sec.
00:00:57.000 Real quick.
00:00:58.000 Was that a real quote saying we are not tacos?
00:01:00.000 Yes.
00:01:01.000 Amazing.
00:01:02.000 It's right there, brother.
00:01:03.000 You can read it.
00:01:03.000 Hell yeah, dude.
00:01:04.000 It's its own paragraph.
00:01:05.000 We are not tacos.
00:01:07.000 National Association of Hispanic Journalists.
00:01:09.000 Right.
00:01:09.000 Hispanic journalists.
00:01:10.000 These are not right-wingers. 1.00
00:01:12.000 So this is how... fucking stupid. 1.00
00:01:16.000 Oh my gosh. 1.00
00:01:18.000 Yeah.
00:01:18.000 I like that.
00:01:20.000 The Biden family... The cut of your jib.
00:01:21.000 The cut of my jib.
00:01:23.000 Well, here we go.
00:01:24.000 We'll kick it off with that.
00:01:25.000 Jill Biden said, Hispanics are as unique as tacos.
00:01:29.000 She also said, the Bogotas of the Bronx.
00:01:32.000 What is Bogota?
00:01:33.000 Bodega.
00:01:34.000 Oh, bodega.
00:01:35.000 A bodega is a corner store in New York.
00:01:37.000 She's being a hashtag ally.
00:01:39.000 Latinx.
00:01:40.000 Bogota's a city in Spain.
00:01:41.000 Maybe that's what she got.
00:01:42.000 Bogota? 0.99
00:01:43.000 Yeah.
00:01:43.000 Bogota.
00:01:44.000 B-O-G-O-T-A. 1.00
00:01:45.000 Yeah.
00:01:46.000 She's got the D and the G mixed up.
00:01:48.000 She's like a step away.
00:01:49.000 Generic food they could have picked.
00:01:51.000 Yeah.
00:01:52.000 It's like Italians are as unique as spaghetti. 1.00
00:01:54.000 Can I just point out something weird?
00:01:56.000 Look at this.
00:01:56.000 It says the Hill has removed its comment section as there are many other forums for readers to participate in the conversation.
00:02:02.000 We invite you to join the discussion on Facebook and Twitter.
00:02:04.000 This is Google's results are rapidly changing.
00:02:07.000 They will not allow any kind of feedback on this, because they know it's wrong.
00:02:11.000 What we wanted to do, we don't have comments anymore, and I don't want to say too much, because we're working on censorship-resilient comment systems.
00:02:19.000 That's what we're trying to do.
00:02:21.000 I do think it's weird how this thing happened where you can't comment anymore.
00:02:25.000 Why?
00:02:25.000 Because people would just respond with racisms or something?
00:02:28.000 Is that what they're worried about?
00:02:30.000 You guys know about the dead internet theory?
00:02:32.000 No.
00:02:32.000 We talked about it before.
00:02:34.000 The idea is that around 2016 the internet completely died.
00:02:39.000 Corporations came in, most content is not user-generated anymore, most profiles are bot accounts, and it's to simulate acceptable public opinion to control the narrative.
00:02:47.000 It's like the horror movie where it's like, but she died 25 years ago.
00:02:51.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:02:52.000 But then you think about how all of a sudden comment sections everywhere are getting removed and it's like, that's weird. 0.99
00:02:57.000 A lot of this is like login with Facebook shit. 0.96
00:02:59.000 So they use Facebook comments on the... That's probably it. 0.99
00:03:02.000 ...centralizing it.
00:03:03.000 Too much vulnerability.
00:03:04.000 Yeah.
00:03:05.000 You might be right.
00:03:06.000 They just don't want to take on the responsibility of like a five... What do they call it? 1.00
00:03:11.000 The 230, Section 230 reform bullshit that they go back through all their stuff and they're like, take this down, take this down, take this down.
00:03:17.000 Right.
00:03:18.000 I think, I think it's partly to like similar with YouTube, how they got rid of the dislike button.
00:03:22.000 Like it's still there, but you can't see it anymore.
00:03:23.000 Yeah, only the people that have the page can see it now.
00:03:28.000 And I think the issue is, that New York nuclear attack thing, there's no comments, Joe Biden, there's no comments or likes and all that stuff, because then people would... You know what?
00:03:39.000 The dead internet theory is kind of real, but not real in the way they think.
00:03:41.000 The fact that all these news outlets got rid of their comment sections, the fact that Like, so many of these YouTube videos from the government
00:03:50.000 don't allow you to comment at all.
00:03:52.000 So you can't actually see the dissent. You can't see that people would be like,
00:03:56.000 we don't like Jill Biden. She's dumb as a fucking box of rocks and she's a racist. 1.00
00:03:59.000 No. 1.00
00:04:00.000 They get rid of all that.
00:04:01.000 Well, they'd just be accurate.
00:04:03.000 Now Joe, Hunter Biden, he called Asian people yellows.
00:04:08.000 Oh.
00:04:09.000 Hunter Biden called Asians yellow in text exchange with Cousin.
00:04:12.000 Was he ordering one?
00:04:14.000 Yes.
00:04:14.000 Goodness gracious.
00:04:15.000 Yes.
00:04:15.000 Was he really?
00:04:17.000 Yes.
00:04:17.000 He's like, give me a yellow to drag across state lines.
00:04:20.000 And then he hits a gong.
00:04:23.000 Here's the text.
00:04:25.000 She's a legend.
00:04:26.000 Make him sing Deck the Halls in a very racist fashion while I eat Christmas dinner.
00:04:31.000 That would be a funny bit. 1.00
00:04:33.000 Like, didn't someone do a bit where they hired hookers, and when they showed up they said, we want you to clean the floors, and they went, fuck you, no! 1.00
00:04:42.000 Why would you degrade me? 1.00
00:04:45.000 End me over like a real man. 0.96
00:04:45.000 Look at this, look at this. 0.96
00:04:46.000 Bend me over like a real man.
00:04:48.000 Look at these texts.
00:04:49.000 She's a legend.
00:04:50.000 None of these women except for Diva, but Nicola and Diva and Ella and Lucy will all know quality
00:04:55.000 girls who are like I am, distrusting and highly, highly wary of evil.
00:05:00.000 I also have Denise, a German, 26. 0.99
00:05:03.000 No to Lucy, I think.
00:05:04.000 Okay, so fine.
00:05:05.000 Do you want a foreign or domestic?
00:05:07.000 And you have to make the pitch directly. 1.00
00:05:08.000 I can't give you fucking Asians. 1.00
00:05:10.000 Sorry, I'm not doing it. 1.00
00:05:11.000 Domesticated foreigner, it's fine. 1.00
00:05:13.000 I'd give you Isabella, but she has kids. 1.00
00:05:15.000 And an NBA ex-husband.
00:05:17.000 No yellow.
00:05:18.000 Yasmina. 1.00
00:05:18.000 Like, what the fuck are they talking about? 1.00
00:05:21.000 What is this about? 1.00
00:05:21.000 He looks like he's getting ready to buy the services of a woman. 1.00
00:05:25.000 And she's looking at different matrons to put him in touch with.
00:05:29.000 You may not like the Lakers.
00:05:30.000 They're haggling ladies. 1.00
00:05:34.000 Okay, so that's him and his cousin.
00:05:36.000 How much do you think they hooked up?
00:05:38.000 Is that the one that gave him the old footsie roll?
00:05:42.000 Oh, was that his cousin who did that?
00:05:43.000 No.
00:05:44.000 I thought it was his sister or something. 0.90
00:05:46.000 I thought it was his cousin who gave him the footjob.
00:05:48.000 Can we say that on this part?
00:05:50.000 Oh, this part you can say. 0.99
00:05:52.000 Yeah, gave him the old fucking footsie up there. 1.00
00:05:56.000 Tossed around his bales. 1.00
00:05:57.000 I need a yellow and I need a fucking foot job. 0.99
00:06:00.000 So do you guys, should I pull up the pictures of Hunter Biden's dong? 0.99
00:06:03.000 You can look at it.
00:06:03.000 I mean, do we also get this?
00:06:05.000 Are there ladies in it or is it just Hunter? 1.00
00:06:07.000 Yeah.
00:06:08.000 Is that his cousin?
00:06:08.000 Cause that definitely does look incestual if I'm being honest.
00:06:11.000 A hundred percent.
00:06:12.000 And he also has a very night at the Roxbury Chain.
00:06:15.000 So this is the thing I was pointing out. 0.99
00:06:16.000 Do you see Hunter Biden's dick? 1.00
00:06:18.000 Because you can. 1.00
00:06:19.000 He's rather not.
00:06:20.000 I can see it from here.
00:06:21.000 That's right.
00:06:21.000 That's right.
00:06:22.000 Take a good look. 0.71
00:06:22.000 He's naked in a pool. 0.71
00:06:28.000 The first picture is infinitely more upsetting than him jerking off. 0.97
00:06:31.000 The first picture literally just looks like he regretfully buried a body of like a hit and run.
00:06:36.000 It looks like he just got back from a Ted Kennedy drive.
00:06:42.000 He's like, I don't know what happened to Susan.
00:06:44.000 Did you have a towel?
00:06:45.000 Did the Daily Caller think that... He's quick, find me a pool to jerk off in. 0.99
00:06:49.000 That's the second bit. 0.99
00:06:50.000 It goes in order. 0.90
00:06:51.000 Hey, you can see that he's grabbing his junk. 0.95
00:06:55.000 Yes. 0.99
00:06:57.000 Hold on.
00:06:57.000 These pictures to me now, it's a flip book.
00:06:59.000 It's in order. 0.98
00:07:00.000 Buried a body, then panicked, went to masturbate in the pool, then smoking after he came. 0.99
00:07:04.000 Yeah, if it's innocent, it's just dipped his head in, decided to take a dip, tried cigarettes for the first time. 0.99
00:07:12.000 I appreciate that.
00:07:15.000 I like how they circled his head.
00:07:17.000 Yeah, they really did highlight.
00:07:18.000 They highlighted the wrong head.
00:07:20.000 Oh, can you believe that?
00:07:21.000 Yeah, yeah, they really did highlight they highlighted the wrong head. Oh, can you believe that?
00:07:27.000 Look this guy has a face Look at that frown he's got.
00:07:34.000 Hunter Biden hacked Snopes.
00:07:36.000 What are we talking about Snopes?
00:07:38.000 What do we got?
00:07:39.000 4chan explodes after it allegedly hacked Hunter Biden. 0.99
00:07:43.000 So I had to look at a bunch of these hacked things that they were posting and a lot of it is like Hunter banging women and shit. 0.99
00:07:49.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:07:50.000 Like the one of him sending a text message to his dad is basically like a woman bent over and he's just from behind.
00:07:55.000 Oh, okay.
00:07:56.000 I was actually trying to figure out what you were talking about during the show.
00:07:58.000 It's a virtual Christmas card.
00:08:00.000 Yeah, basically.
00:08:03.000 It's animated.
00:08:05.000 He did spell out Happy Holidays on her back.
00:08:08.000 Let me see if I can pull up something from Patriots.win.
00:08:18.000 So this is, we have the, formerly the Donald, it's Patriots.win.
00:08:22.000 Patriot.win.
00:08:24.000 And I'm wondering if they have the, what is this? 1.00
00:08:28.000 Hey, if you made me look at him masturbating by himself in a pool, can I at least see him fucking a girl? 1.00
00:08:34.000 Yeah, but I'm wondering where you can get him, because... Oh, got it. 1.00
00:08:38.000 There was one I saw earlier, I think it is old, though, where he's just twirling around a gun.
00:08:42.000 Right.
00:08:43.000 And he's just naked next to his bed.
00:08:45.000 Jesus.
00:08:46.000 I don't know if he's doing meth or... Oh, Jesus has nothing to do with it.
00:08:51.000 I don't know if it's meth or cocaine or crack.
00:08:54.000 No, it's not cocaine.
00:08:56.000 Like, one of the things, they called him Peto Peter on the phone, because apparently Biden called himself Peter Henderson or something.
00:09:00.000 Okay.
00:09:01.000 Who was like a character- Oh, that was like his pseudonym or something?
00:09:03.000 Yeah, like a Tom Clancy character who betrays his country and sells it.
00:09:07.000 Wow.
00:09:07.000 Of all Tom Clancy- Are you kidding?
00:09:09.000 No, no, that's- Just call yourself Jack Ryan, bro.
00:09:11.000 Call yourself the hero.
00:09:13.000 This is hilarious.
00:09:13.000 Look at this picture.
00:09:15.000 His daughter on the lips, his daughter on the lips, his daughter on the lips, his wife on the cheek. 0.92
00:09:20.000 Gross! 0.98
00:09:21.000 Thank you to our good friends over at Patriots. 0.63
00:09:24.000 Wow.
00:09:25.000 I don't know if the... It's so weird with the kid.
00:09:29.000 That's just weird.
00:09:29.000 Kissing his granddad on the lips.
00:09:31.000 Yeah, I've never been kissed on the lips.
00:09:33.000 By a parent?
00:09:33.000 Hell no.
00:09:34.000 Grandparents?
00:09:36.000 No. 1.00
00:09:36.000 Disgusting. 1.00
00:09:36.000 I've been jerked off to completion. 1.00
00:09:38.000 That's a little different. 0.99
00:09:40.000 After-hour show, baby!
00:09:43.000 Yeah, but still!
00:09:45.000 I get kicked off.
00:09:48.000 There's one rule in what we do and it's no kissing on the mouth.
00:09:51.000 That's right.
00:09:54.000 Everything else.
00:09:59.000 We're not gross.
00:10:00.000 Well, let's see.
00:10:02.000 It's pretty woman rules. 1.00
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00:11:17.000 We'll see if I can find some photos, but we do have this tweet from Cernovich.
00:11:24.000 This is a good point.
00:11:25.000 He says, It was treated as a huge story when some reporters found out that Don Jr.
00:11:29.000 and Eric posted in a hunting forum.
00:11:31.000 It was a major scoop.
00:11:31.000 They didn't even post anything dodgy, but finding this forum, huge story.
00:11:36.000 Today, we've got Hunter Biden.
00:11:38.000 So wait, what was the hunting thing?
00:11:39.000 Just them hunting?
00:11:40.000 They posted in the forum.
00:11:41.000 They were just like old photos of them doing like culling or something.
00:11:44.000 Yeah.
00:11:45.000 Yeah.
00:11:48.000 Hunting is, it was actually just hunting, right, though?
00:11:50.000 Yeah, like hunting animals.
00:11:51.000 Yeah, that's what I thought. 0.96
00:11:52.000 Not like hunting prostitutes and dragging them across state lines. 0.91
00:11:56.000 No, or like even hunting rhinos or whatever, or tigers, like a dentist on a bait pile.
00:12:02.000 It wasn't anything bad, it was just, some people hunt.
00:12:05.000 Yeah, just deer hunting. 1.00
00:12:08.000 I got this thing where I'm looking at texts, apparently Hunter Biden referred to Jill Biden as a vindictive fucking, what does he say, vindictive cunt? 1.00
00:12:18.000 Yeah, like apparently she beat him or something. 1.00
00:12:20.000 And there's like a text message where he talks about how she abused him or some shit. 0.99
00:12:24.000 And I'm like staring at it like, is this just like drama, like real, what do they call it, like reality TV drama trash that's taking my eyes off the fucking Federal Reserve? 0.99
00:12:35.000 Probably. 0.99
00:12:35.000 But I mean, at the same point, it's the president's son. 0.99
00:12:37.000 You can't fucking ignore it. 0.97
00:12:39.000 I mean, you can't really ignore it. 0.98
00:12:41.000 You can acknowledge it.
00:12:42.000 Look, whether or not it upsets you is up to you.
00:12:43.000 It's the president's son who does business with the president and handles his private affairs.
00:12:47.000 Yes, it's the president's business partner.
00:12:49.000 Yes, exactly.
00:12:51.000 Well, I also feel that there's probably a lot of validity to it because if you look at his age, I mean, he's how old now?
00:12:59.000 52.
00:12:59.000 52, came up in a certain age.
00:13:00.000 I guarantee you they were abusive whether or not, you know, whatever degree they were.
00:13:06.000 There was emotional abandonment.
00:13:08.000 I assure you there was abuse.
00:13:09.000 There's no doubt about it.
00:13:10.000 I'm sure she was a certain way.
00:13:12.000 If you see him when he's, you know, all together, He's very, uh, dominating.
00:13:17.000 He's very, he's almost cruel really when you see him when he's talking to like Clarence Thomas and stuff like it's very, just dropping the N word.
00:13:25.000 You know, it's really, it's pretty amazing how Joe Biden did carry himself at one time.
00:13:29.000 I bet Joe Biden beat Hunter.
00:13:31.000 Oh, for sure.
00:13:32.000 No, I mean, like, he really, I think, beat him quite badly, and I'm sure she was very emotional and very physically abusive.
00:13:39.000 I mean, I'm sure they both had extremely... Poor Hunter.
00:13:43.000 Not poor Hunter, but... I'm just imagining this little boy, Hunter Biden, and he walks in the kitchen and he's got, like, a potato sack on for clothing, and he's like...
00:13:53.000 Please, I'm hungry.
00:13:54.000 And he goes, what?
00:13:55.000 Come on, man.
00:13:56.000 He rips the belt off, just starts whacking, just mercilessly beating him. 0.99
00:14:00.000 And Jill's going, yeah, fucking get him. 1.00
00:14:02.000 Get him, Jill. 1.00
00:14:03.000 Fucking make him bleed. 1.00
00:14:04.000 She grabs a big spoon. 1.00
00:14:05.000 She's like, time for dessert, Hunter.
00:14:08.000 And then Hunter's like, one day I'll find crack.
00:14:10.000 One day.
00:14:11.000 No, no, anyway, he falls on the ground, there's parmesan cheese, and he crawls over to it, and he licks it, and then, because he was hungry, right?
00:14:19.000 So then, it's a sad, tragic story.
00:14:21.000 One day, he's 18, he's in college, and he sees on the carpet what he thinks is parmesan cheese.
00:14:26.000 So for some reason, he smokes it, it was crack!
00:14:30.000 And he's wearing the same potato sack.
00:14:40.000 He smoked what he thought was Parmesan cheese because it was like a thing he formed and then he was like, what's happening?
00:14:44.000 I feel so good.
00:14:45.000 And they're like, yeah, that wasn't Parmesan.
00:14:47.000 That was crack.
00:14:47.000 And he was like, wow, I'm telling you this girl goes for $5.
00:14:51.000 I give you a kiss.
00:14:53.000 It was actually... Can you get me a yellow friend to do it?
00:14:56.000 It was actually a sad story.
00:14:58.000 He was ordering street parmesan for spaghetti and it was sliced with crack.
00:15:01.000 Can you believe it?
00:15:02.000 That's how he got hooked on it.
00:15:03.000 Hunter Biden's gonna be the true hero.
00:15:05.000 He's gonna blow up Joe and all this stuff and he's gonna be the hero in the story.
00:15:08.000 He was abused and everyone riddled him.
00:15:11.000 They're gonna make a statue of Hunter of like the man who stopped Joe Biden. 0.69
00:15:16.000 But the statue of him is like him smoking crack naked.
00:15:19.000 Except from from here, Don's an ice cube.
00:15:26.000 Joe will leave office with a circle around his head.
00:15:28.000 Hunter will go on the redemption tour.
00:15:30.000 There'll be all this love for Hunter, he was abused by his father, and then he's gonna accidentally smoke crack again, and then it'll just disappear from the media.
00:15:37.000 I like the idea that you said he's weakened at Berniezing, the sobriety.
00:15:41.000 Yes.
00:15:42.000 Like they fixed his teeth.
00:15:43.000 Yeah.
00:15:44.000 He smokes crack, and then they're like, all right, are you with it?
00:15:47.000 Okay, come do the speech and claim to be sober.
00:15:49.000 And then as soon as he gets in the car, he's like, oof.
00:15:52.000 Yeah, yeah some crack again He's on he was on the today show and they even had pictures of him like getting his teeth fixed almost like three days I just said then he's down there, and he's just like yeah You know I used to smoke a lot of you smoke a lot of Parmesan cheese.
00:16:06.000 He's having withdrawal right now Yeah, yeah, are you getting choked up about your dad?
00:16:14.000 Hey?
00:16:14.000 Why?
00:16:16.000 Why did your rider only say no green M&Ms and crack?
00:16:20.000 Have you guys ever been around someone who just did a bunch of blow?
00:16:22.000 I was around Dave in the 90s.
00:16:30.000 Joe Biden comes on the Today Show and he's sitting there going like this and he's like looking around and he's like, dude, dude, I gotta tell you the story.
00:16:34.000 It's like to my dad, right?
00:16:35.000 He's like going to China because Because, like, dude, China's really, really bad. 0.99
00:16:38.000 But you gotta understand, like, it's not about China, dude.
00:16:40.000 It's also about Ukraine.
00:16:41.000 Like, Ukraine, there's gas.
00:16:42.000 People are getting so mad about this.
00:16:43.000 But, bro, like, the oil prices are so high.
00:16:45.000 Like, I'm telling you.
00:16:46.000 They're just, like, putting Xanax into a drink, and they're like,
00:16:51.000 here you go.
00:16:52.000 Yeah, here you go, bud.
00:16:53.000 That's him before the show, and then he drinks it, and he goes,
00:16:56.000 my dad helped me become a better man.
00:16:58.000 So it's like the Xanax combined with the Coke normalizes.
00:17:02.000 A doctor comes in, like he's Elvis, and they're like, all that matters is he looks normal on that show today.
00:17:06.000 This is Sopwatch, and they're like, you've got 12 minutes.
00:17:09.000 Go! 0.95
00:17:13.000 He's just even enough to sit in a chair. 1.00
00:17:18.000 So fucked up. 1.00
00:17:19.000 I got the impulse that he's gonna kill himself, Hunter is. 1.00
00:17:23.000 You know what's crazy?
00:17:23.000 I actually, I thought about that and I didn't say it out loud, but I thought about that when we started this.
00:17:29.000 Maybe that's how Biden drops out.
00:17:31.000 Donald Trump is apparently going to announce the run for the presidency in fall this year.
00:17:35.000 Here's a list of guys, then Joel will play the sympathy, do the sympathy thing.
00:17:39.000 That's the only way out.
00:17:40.000 It's so sad.
00:17:41.000 I don't want Hunter to kill himself, man.
00:17:42.000 No, I don't either.
00:17:43.000 Listen, listen.
00:17:44.000 Donald Trump is apparently going to announce the run for the presidency in fall this year.
00:17:48.000 Soon, yeah.
00:17:49.000 He showed the plane and everything, and he's even contemplating, there's reports that he's
00:17:53.000 going to announce early. 0.99
00:17:54.000 If he does, Biden is fucked. 1.00
00:17:57.000 What can Joe Biden do? 0.99
00:17:58.000 We know the Democrats don't want him to run.
00:17:59.000 He can't win.
00:18:00.000 So he'll need to bow out.
00:18:02.000 Why would he bow out?
00:18:03.000 If he bows out early, Trump goes, Joe Biden ran away.
00:18:06.000 The Democrats can't handle it.
00:18:07.000 I've won.
00:18:08.000 My son needs help.
00:18:09.000 Or Joe Biden is old and he gets sick or something happens.
00:18:13.000 Donald Trump says he can't handle it.
00:18:14.000 You can't vote for him. 1.00
00:18:15.000 He's sick. 0.98
00:18:16.000 But there is one way out for him that doesn't hurt the Democrats. 0.99
00:18:19.000 Hunter becomes sick or dies.
00:18:21.000 And Joe says, my only children, this is not the life for me.
00:18:26.000 Thank you, America.
00:18:27.000 I'm sorry.
00:18:28.000 I did my best.
00:18:29.000 I'm riding the Amtrak into the sunset.
00:18:31.000 That's right.
00:18:31.000 And then the Democrats don't lose.
00:18:33.000 The Democrats go, you know, we had a great president in Joe Biden, despite all his hardships.
00:18:38.000 And he bowed out because of family.
00:18:39.000 And we respect that.
00:18:40.000 Donald Trump should not be bringing this up.
00:18:42.000 That's the only way they have out.
00:18:43.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:18:45.000 If any of his advisors hear this show right now, they're gonna be like, we have to kill Hunter.
00:18:49.000 No, I think they're just thinking everyone in this room. 0.95
00:18:53.000 Or severe illness. Like, he might not die, but like if he has like an OD and he's like in the
00:18:59.000 hospital, he's comatose or something, they might just be like...
00:19:02.000 Or really needs that rehab to the point where you're gonna see some change in him that actually
00:19:07.000 works.
00:19:08.000 Because I mean, there is... To get sober, you have to want to be sober, and that's a guy who doesn't want to be sober.
00:19:13.000 He's fighting, and they're like, no, no!
00:19:16.000 And they're dragging him off, and they're like, it's for his own good, he's losing it.
00:19:19.000 He's just on intervention, just drinking Listerine.
00:19:22.000 They're trying to get him to go to Betty Ford.
00:19:24.000 Hey, is Hunter Biden my mom?
00:19:27.000 I've got the super vanilla extract and Listerine, baby. 0.99
00:19:30.000 I have like, the one part of my brain is sympathy and love for this man, and I want his best future, but the other part of me is like, he's a corrupt businessman that's been fucking selling our country out. 0.97
00:19:39.000 I want harsh justice. 0.97
00:19:41.000 So I don't know.
00:19:42.000 Part of that, too, for me, though, is like, what else do you do?
00:19:46.000 Like, what else is he supposed to do?
00:19:47.000 And again, I guess you could morally make a different choice.
00:19:51.000 But at the same time, can you?
00:19:52.000 I mean, I guess I don't know.
00:19:53.000 I've never walked in those shoes to be him.
00:19:56.000 Like, I do have empathy for Hunter.
00:19:58.000 I have none for Joe. 0.99
00:20:00.000 So I think Joe is a sociopath. 1.00
00:20:03.000 I think he's a narcissist. 0.99
00:20:04.000 I don't think he has a soul.
00:20:05.000 I don't think he cares about his kids.
00:20:07.000 I really don't. 1.00
00:20:08.000 I really think he's an evil, evil son of a bitch. 1.00
00:20:11.000 I believe that. 1.00
00:20:11.000 I remember there was, I've seen two comics. 1.00
00:20:16.000 One, I don't know if he's like outed, but like heavy into drugs, very, very famous,
00:20:21.000 heavy into like hard drugs like this.
00:20:24.000 And I did a, there was like a TV showcase in Australia and he was on it and he actually seemed really nice, 0.98
00:20:32.000 but all of his fucking agents and these yes men around him, literally applauding in circles when he would make jokes, 0.97
00:20:38.000 treating him like a special royal child. 0.99
00:20:42.000 And then I remember I did, I had this weird dinner and Andy Dick was there and Andy Dick was sober 0.74
00:20:49.000 and he was being super fucking cool.
00:20:51.000 And I had to go to a set and he goes, hey, let me come to your set. 0.98
00:20:55.000 And again, super fucking cool.
00:20:57.000 And we were talking about, Depression and we were talking about recovery and I told 0.88
00:21:01.000 him that you know Robin really helped me with my depression And he was telling me that Chris Farley gave him his the
00:21:06.000 big book. He's like book of a yeah And he was like, you know really trying to stay sober
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00:21:54.000 So the reason I bring this up is because you take someone like Hunter Biden, we're just talking about comics, right?
00:22:00.000 You take someone as powerful as Hunter Biden, even if homeboy wanted to get sober, when you are just surrounded by sycophants and yes men and people who are, you know, using you to either get to your dad or whatever, it's, I mean, borderline impossible, uh, to, to get help.
00:22:17.000 Even if you want help now, I'm not saying he's a good person and he wants help or whatever, but like, Man, it's one thing, you know, you wanted to get sober. 0.94
00:22:26.000 You probably had some good fucking people in your life who wanted to help you.
00:22:29.000 Whereas I feel like when you're that powerful, if you don't want to get sober, everyone's just going to enable you, give you everything you want and not question you at all. 0.99
00:22:37.000 You have a $30,000 a month house in Malibu that's being funded by the taxpayers that you're allowed to do drugs in.
00:22:43.000 I mean, it's a big difference.
00:22:44.000 Yes.
00:22:45.000 And yeah, Andy Dick, there's always that funny story with Norm MacDonald where Chris Farley went into a bathroom with Andy Dick and, uh, I guess Norm Macdonald looks at Ari Lane and goes, well, there's only two reasons you go into a bathroom with Andy Dick and neither one of them are good.
00:22:58.000 Norm is the best.
00:22:59.000 He's the best.
00:23:00.000 I'm going to be a little bit more.
00:23:11.000 He does.
00:23:12.000 $30 million?
00:23:13.000 $30,000 a month?
00:23:13.000 Oh, $30,000 a month.
00:23:14.000 A month, yeah.
00:23:15.000 On taxpayers, where he's allowed, guarded by security, or by, what do you call them?
00:23:22.000 Secret Service.
00:23:23.000 Secret Service, thank you. 0.97
00:23:24.000 Someone posted the joke from Dirty Work, where Norm is like, look at all these dead hookers! 1.00
00:23:29.000 And the guy's trying to close the trunks. 0.62
00:23:31.000 And it's all Hunter.
00:23:33.000 Right, yeah, exactly.
00:23:34.000 They're like the Hunter Biden scandal and Norm's like, you know, they're all popping open.
00:23:38.000 And the guy's Twitter.
00:23:39.000 He's trying to shut it all in. 0.96
00:23:43.000 I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life. 1.00
00:23:46.000 Lord knows I have. 0.97
00:23:47.000 That movie was great.
00:23:49.000 That is the funniest movie, dude.
00:23:51.000 And the original script is amazing.
00:23:53.000 The best bar fight of all time.
00:23:55.000 Where he's like, G7, Rolling Stones, Street Fighters, and you press G8.
00:24:01.000 Wham!
00:24:01.000 Chair shot.
00:24:02.000 An entire bar fight to that. 0.82
00:24:04.000 Saget did that yeah yeah yep the fish scene I was one of Farley's greatest
00:24:11.000 roles because he's basically the unlikable one yes and he's just he's 0.96
00:24:15.000 just yeah that's a guy's new mayor Lee Ming the Saigon whore that I know I 1.00
00:24:24.000 haven't seen it it's fantastic I'll watch it with you in I know such a sad 0.62
00:24:32.000 sad year for that too and Norm held cancer was it 11 years I think you
00:24:39.000 fought it never told anybody and people were yeah I mean I This last special was beautiful.
00:24:46.000 It was awesome.
00:24:46.000 I mean, just him at home, into his computer.
00:24:49.000 Hilarious.
00:24:51.000 You know, I didn't want to... I'm stuttering because I'm like, I don't want to sound like name-droppy, but I also think it's like cool to say.
00:24:58.000 And if you had any experiences with Norm, anyone who did can follow it.
00:25:03.000 We have pages of direct messages on Twitter.
00:25:07.000 Pages.
00:25:08.000 All about comedy, censorship, cancel culture.
00:25:11.000 And the reason I'm saying that is because he cared.
00:25:15.000 I've never seen anyone like, I mean, dude, he would just write these like monologues about how much he cared about comedy, about free speech.
00:25:23.000 Like it was so authentic and so legitimate. 0.97
00:25:28.000 Like he loved nothing more than comedy and like the purest fucking way. 0.99
00:25:34.000 I thought about if you released those, like the McDonald Chronicles or something, and he'd be like, I don't know, fuck. 0.99
00:25:40.000 But his people might not. 0.94
00:25:41.000 I mean, he wouldn't, but I would just feel weird doing it, but it's cool to have. 0.75
00:25:45.000 I've shown a couple of my friends and shit like that just because it's dope. 0.98
00:25:49.000 He was fucking smart, man. 0.98
00:25:50.000 Yeah, we should set up a private space where only rich and famous people get to watch that stuff and really experience it. 0.99
00:25:55.000 The poor people don't get to watch any of that stuff.
00:25:57.000 We'll invite Hunter!
00:25:58.000 It's in one of those New York apartments that won't be affected by a nuclear bomb. 0.99
00:26:03.000 No, it'll be in a $30,000 a month mansion with blowin' hookers. 1.00
00:26:07.000 Yeah, it'll be great. 0.96
00:26:08.000 They're called yellows, Tim. 0.97
00:26:10.000 We like walk in and Hunter's like, man, you're making bank off those videos about me, Tim.
00:26:14.000 And I'll be like, haha, we cheers.
00:26:16.000 We got him.
00:26:17.000 We got him, yeah.
00:26:17.000 We got him, baby.
00:26:18.000 It'll be like the Playboy Mansion, watching a porn star blowin' a dog. 0.99
00:26:24.000 No, that's real. 0.99
00:26:26.000 Have you been to the Playboy Mansion?
00:26:29.000 No, no, but those are old stories.
00:26:31.000 I wanted to.
00:26:32.000 My friend got to go once.
00:26:33.000 That's still a thing?
00:26:34.000 Gross. 0.98
00:26:35.000 No, no, he's dead. 0.70
00:26:36.000 In fact, the company kind of went under, but the deal was if you bought the house, you had to let him live in it still.
00:26:41.000 What?
00:26:43.000 That weird?
00:26:43.000 Yeah, so if you bought the Playboy Mansion, you just had this perverted voyeur living upstairs.
00:26:49.000 You can fuck his wife, but he's hanging up above you watching. 1.00
00:26:53.000 We gotta bring that back. 1.00
00:26:56.000 Jamie, can you be our lascivious old man?
00:26:59.000 man. Oh yeah. Oh perfect. 100%. This is my man. According to Jezebel.com I already am.
00:27:07.000 We'll hire a bunch of young beautiful women in a talent role for a show and they have 1.00
00:27:12.000 to be you know, you know, hanging out on you.
00:27:16.000 Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice, buddy.
00:27:17.000 Well, I used to do, it was the Artie Lang and Anthony show, and I got there, and Artie was saying when he first did it, or went to the Playboy Mansion, it was for, you know, stand-up comedy.
00:27:27.000 And it's like all these beautiful bunnies, and then the grotto, and the famous things. 0.99
00:27:32.000 That whole party ends, the real women come, and it's just these, like, toothless, cocky whores. 1.00
00:27:38.000 Oh, no! 1.00
00:27:39.000 And Artie's not exactly, you know, filled with standards.
00:27:42.000 And even he's just like, oh, what is this?
00:27:44.000 I'm not touching any of this.
00:27:45.000 Where are the pretty girls going? 1.00
00:27:47.000 They're all being, like, shown off.
00:27:48.000 That's just for show.
00:27:53.000 That woman looks like Hugh Hefner. 1.00
00:27:56.000 We're in West Virginia, and there's a gentleman's club.
00:27:59.000 There's a bunch of them in this one area.
00:28:01.000 And we drove past it because we were going to buy fireworks and then go let them off.
00:28:05.000 And we saw the sign.
00:28:06.000 It said, come visit our daytime dancers for a gentleman's club. 0.99
00:28:11.000 I have to go.
00:28:12.000 And it's like two things.
00:28:13.000 I have to go to this.
00:28:14.000 Two things.
00:28:15.000 For a bit.
00:28:16.000 Everybody knows daytime strippers are the bad ones. 1.00
00:28:20.000 Bark in the basement.
00:28:21.000 And when you have to advertise to try and get people to come in, they must be especially bad.
00:28:25.000 Oh, right.
00:28:25.000 I didn't even think about that.
00:28:27.000 They, like, throw in the buffet for free.
00:28:29.000 That's the worst part, too.
00:28:31.000 You're like, oh, well, the buffet is free.
00:28:32.000 You want to be sitting there like, these eggs are delightful.
00:28:37.000 Dude, this is like this fat old woman and she's like thrusting in front of you and you're like, it's worth the bang. 1.00
00:28:43.000 Dude, I feel like I would get syphilis from the eggs. 0.97
00:28:46.000 Can you believe it's turkey sausage?
00:28:47.000 It really doesn't taste like it.
00:28:50.000 I remember when I was growing up.
00:28:50.000 Crab Benedict?
00:28:51.000 You know what, this is pretty funny.
00:28:55.000 People used to say all the time, this is what I couldn't stand, is people would go, Hooters actually has really good food.
00:29:01.000 I like to go there because the food's really good.
00:29:02.000 And I believed it the first time.
00:29:04.000 I was like 18, and I was like, really?
00:29:06.000 And they're like, oh yeah, dude, the wings are great.
00:29:08.000 And I was like, oh, okay, I'll go. 0.99
00:29:09.000 And then I go and the food was shit. 1.00
00:29:11.000 But then we had big tits. 1.00
00:29:13.000 And so I'm like, you lied to me. 0.99
00:29:14.000 So it goes.
00:29:15.000 You're like, this is what it is, yeah. 0.99
00:29:16.000 Yeah, you could have just said you wanted to look at girls' tits. 1.00
00:29:18.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:29:19.000 Whatever, dude. 0.99
00:29:19.000 You want to get bad food and look at nice tits. 0.99
00:29:21.000 Correct. 0.99
00:29:22.000 Yeah, she looks fine.
00:29:23.000 I don't know.
00:29:23.000 Maybe it was the Hooters.
00:29:24.000 I went to the foods. 1.00
00:29:25.000 It was shit. 1.00
00:29:26.000 It's one of those things that you would hear from someone that probably heard it from someone that the food was great. 1.00
00:29:29.000 And it's an excuse.
00:29:31.000 Because someone was embarrassed. 0.99
00:29:32.000 They wanted to go stare at tits. 1.00
00:29:33.000 Read the articles on Playboy. 0.99
00:29:35.000 That's what it is.
00:29:36.000 We had a Hooters in the hotel we were staying at to do comedy.
00:29:39.000 This is like 15 years ago.
00:29:40.000 Just killing it at life.
00:29:42.000 And we went downstairs to eat at Hooters, because why not?
00:29:46.000 You have to.
00:29:46.000 And we're sitting there, and there was this girl celebrating her birthday party with her dad, which was the saddest thing I've ever seen, with balloons, just her and her dad.
00:29:57.000 And that's cool, you got to see Joe Biden before he became president.
00:29:59.000 I know, right?
00:30:01.000 And there's this guy at another table, and he just looks over and he goes, how old's your daughter?
00:30:06.000 He goes, 13.
00:30:06.000 Natalie he goes 13 and he goes nice we were we were crying We were like, this is, we were like, that's a commercial for Hooters!
00:30:24.000 That's Hooters! 1.00
00:30:26.000 And every, it still is an inside joke where anytime we've even, to this day, even send each other a text, we immediately just go, nice.
00:30:36.000 Jamie is deceased.
00:30:37.000 It was the creepiest thing I've ever heard. 1.00
00:30:39.000 Holy shit! 0.99
00:30:40.000 Hooters! 0.99
00:30:41.000 We should just make it.
00:30:43.000 Hooters. 1.00
00:30:45.000 Oh fuck. 1.00
00:30:47.000 We uh, we gotta do uh, we have an idea of doing fake commercials for Castcastle. 1.00
00:30:51.000 Yeah.
00:30:51.000 Okay.
00:30:52.000 So we gotta do shit like this. 0.99
00:30:53.000 A hundred percent. 0.99
00:30:55.000 A hundred percent.
00:30:56.000 We should do it.
00:30:58.000 How old's your daughter?
00:31:00.000 Nice! 0.94
00:31:02.000 Hooters! 0.96
00:31:03.000 Watch the big game on Sunday!
00:31:06.000 Bring your kids! 1.00
00:31:08.000 Just her sitting on her dad's lap sadly with a balloon.
00:31:11.000 Bring your daughter, who clearly her mom died.
00:31:16.000 That's terrible.
00:31:17.000 It was so sad. 0.99
00:31:19.000 I'm definitely going to hell. 0.99
00:31:21.000 Bring your daughter for the one weekend you're allowed to see her. 0.99
00:31:26.000 For good reason.
00:31:28.000 Your first unsupervised weekend.
00:31:31.000 We're going to get a bunch of emails.
00:31:33.000 We're going to get a bunch of membership cancellations.
00:31:35.000 I brought my daughter to Hooters for everything.
00:31:38.000 Maybe you shouldn't have done that. 1.00
00:31:41.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:31:43.000 There's nothing wrong with that. 1.00
00:31:44.000 I go for the wings.
00:31:47.000 That's right.
00:31:48.000 When people were talking about the drag queen story, people, like the leftists, were like, well, look at these little boys at Hooters.
00:31:53.000 And all the conservatives were like, that is also bad.
00:31:56.000 It's also bad.
00:31:56.000 But they were like, do you think it's conservative Christians bringing their children to Hooters?
00:32:00.000 No, it's like liberal urban city dudes doing it.
00:32:03.000 You're complaining about yourself.
00:32:04.000 Right.
00:32:04.000 I got an idea.
00:32:06.000 John Levine from the New York Post wrote, um, can conservatives actually articulate, like, what's wrong with Drag Queen Story Hour?
00:32:13.000 All they say is, it's just bad.
00:32:15.000 And I was like, wow.
00:32:16.000 And I was like, okay.
00:32:18.000 I was like, clearly you've not seen any of our shows talking about it.
00:32:20.000 And, but I just quote tweeted him a quote, and I put, um, Go Go Dancer Story Hour okayed by John Levine.
00:32:27.000 Because what people don't understand is, um, Drag is inherently sexual. 0.96
00:32:32.000 Drag performers all know it. 1.00
00:32:33.000 But they're doing a non-sexualized performance for kids.
00:32:37.000 But it's like having a go-go dancer read a book to a kid.
00:32:40.000 So that's the gag.
00:32:41.000 I'm like, okay, what do you think would happen if we made a flyer for, like, go-go dancer story hour for your children?
00:32:46.000 Bring your five-year-olds. 0.69
00:32:48.000 And it's like a picture of this big, bimbo-y, busty, big-tittied woman and she's, like, smiling and holding a book. 1.00
00:32:53.000 And she, like, thrusts while, like, reading.
00:32:56.000 Like, parents would be like, I don't want that.
00:32:58.000 Like, then why would you want the drag queen to do the same thing? 1.00
00:33:00.000 Because they were doing that.
00:33:02.000 Right.
00:33:02.000 No, it's true.
00:33:02.000 And it's also, your kid thinks it's a clown.
00:33:06.000 Like, whatever you're doing, like, it's not working.
00:33:08.000 Because your kid's just showing up and being like, there's this painted thing. 0.98
00:33:11.000 And I think it's a clown.
00:33:13.000 I really do think that's what kids think.
00:33:15.000 That'd be so terrifying. 1.00
00:33:16.000 A clown with a naked ass? 1.00
00:33:17.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:33:19.000 You're like, I remember there was a very sexual clown at my birthday party. 0.98
00:33:24.000 Imagine Bozo's magnum condoms making animals. 0.99
00:33:29.000 Just these greasy elephants. 1.00
00:33:31.000 I'm imagining this little kid sitting on his mom's lap with his birthday cake, and she's like, blow out your candles, and there's a clown next to him thrusting, like, towards the cake, with him, like, right here, just like... The clown's like, how old's he?
00:33:43.000 Nice! 0.94
00:33:45.000 The clown's name is Candles? 0.79
00:33:51.000 That child? 0.94
00:33:52.000 That child's name?
00:33:53.000 Hunter Byte.
00:33:53.000 Hunter Byte, hell yeah.
00:33:54.000 All right, man.
00:33:56.000 Dave, thanks for hanging out.
00:33:57.000 This has been hilarious.
00:33:58.000 It's been a blast.
00:33:59.000 Oh, dude, thanks for having me.
00:34:00.000 It's been wanting to come for a long time.
00:34:01.000 Thank you for having me.
00:34:02.000 I appreciate it, too.
00:34:02.000 Yeah, man, any time, any time.
00:34:03.000 Thank you.
00:34:03.000 And for everybody who's a member, we got a ton of stuff we're planning.
00:34:06.000 We've been talking about it.
00:34:08.000 Big announcement potentially coming tomorrow.
00:34:10.000 Really appreciate all of your support.
00:34:11.000 Thanks for hanging out.