Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - October 02, 2022


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On this week's episode of Sunday Uncensored, the boys discuss Jeffrey Dahmer's new role in the new movie "The Devil Next Door" and whether or not the LGBTQ representation in the film should be removed from the film. Plus, we discuss the controversial "They Slash Them" horror movie and its representation of the LGBTQ community.

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00:00:00.000 Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored.
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00:00:34.000 Okay, Jeffrey Dahmer was LGBTQ. 0.99
00:00:38.000 Why the fuck would they remove this from the movie? 0.98
00:00:40.000 Discuss. 0.98
00:00:43.000 You looking at me?
00:00:46.000 Come on! 0.61
00:00:46.000 They're retconning Jeffrey Dahmer? 0.61
00:00:47.000 What do you got?
00:00:48.000 I mean, that's what's that's what happens with Basically, the progression of progressivism is you get to a certain point where no matter what you do or say is somehow, you know, there's no ground to stand on anymore.
00:01:01.000 The progression of progressivism.
00:01:03.000 Yeah.
00:01:03.000 So once you progress enough, it's so progressed that there's no aggression to progress upon.
00:01:08.000 It's like when you go so far to the right, you're on the far left.
00:01:10.000 Here's what I'm saying.
00:01:11.000 What does the LGBTQ tag mean?
00:01:14.000 Does it mean Skittles and rainbows?
00:01:16.000 Yes.
00:01:17.000 Or does it mean content relating to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer?
00:01:22.000 It's really offensive, I think, at all.
00:01:24.000 Like, if two gay guys kiss, why do you have to put a G tag on there? 0.67
00:01:28.000 What if two straight people kiss? 0.99
00:01:29.000 Like, what, do you have to put an S text on there for sex? 0.99
00:01:32.000 Straight. 0.98
00:01:32.000 For straight. 0.98
00:01:33.000 LGBTQIS.
00:01:35.000 We need to put the S in that.
00:01:36.000 Here's what I'm saying.
00:01:37.000 What they're saying is you can never have a negative depiction of anyone LGBTQ.
00:01:41.000 It doesn't count as LGBTQ because he's a bad guy. 1.00
00:01:44.000 Like, what do you mean? 0.99
00:01:45.000 Gay people can be bad people. 1.00
00:01:46.000 You know, like they're normal people. 0.99
00:01:47.000 No, you change it.
00:01:48.000 It's just instead of LGBTQ plus, it's LGBTQ minus. 0.99
00:01:52.000 And you know, it's going to be a negative portrayal.
00:01:55.000 What's the E?
00:01:56.000 Evil.
00:01:56.000 Because they don't, they don't want people to think Jeffrey Dahmer and like, it's a stigma or something.
00:02:02.000 But what about, what about movies like say, They Slash Them?
00:02:06.000 Which is a horror movie that has to do with the LGBTQ community. 1.00
00:02:10.000 It's called They Slash Them. 0.73
00:02:12.000 Wait, for real?
00:02:14.000 How do you not know about that?
00:02:15.000 I saw that movie with Kevin Bacon.
00:02:18.000 I saw that on demand and I was like, I thought maybe that it was what I thought it was about, but I was like, nah.
00:02:24.000 That's hilarious.
00:02:26.000 So, is horror movie They-Them on Netflix?
00:02:28.000 They slash them.
00:02:30.000 The chilling tale of They-Them offers an entertaining horror experience like no other. 1.00
00:02:33.000 Moviegoers, They-Them is an intriguing tale of terror. 0.99
00:02:36.000 The haunting narrative follows a group of LGBTQIA people that are forced to attend a conversion camp where they must survive the relentless efforts of a mysterious killer.
00:02:44.000 Is that it?
00:02:45.000 Just like he wants to kill him? 0.54
00:02:47.000 They Them is an empowering tale of queer resilience.
00:02:49.000 Do you guys see that there's two movies?
00:02:52.000 There's one where this dude is like forcefully transgendered by a scientist.
00:03:00.000 Oh yeah, it was Sigourney Weaver.
00:03:01.000 I think she's the scientist.
00:03:03.000 Is it?
00:03:04.000 Yeah, I think it's a Michelle Rodriguez movie.
00:03:06.000 No, no, no, no.
00:03:06.000 You're thinking of the other one I was gonna say.
00:03:08.000 This one is like the dude ran over the guy's daughter, so he kidnaps him and like forcefully trans, trans sex changes him. 0.98
00:03:15.000 And then there's the Michelle Rodriguez one. 0.98
00:03:16.000 Yeah, I saw that.
00:03:17.000 That one was so, they're both so bad, these movies, but I think they're on Netflix.
00:03:20.000 God, and I have to watch, all these bad movies that you're telling me about, now I have to go watch it.
00:03:24.000 Is that, is that gonna be labeled transgender?
00:03:27.000 The Michelle Rodriguez one is like, it's a, it's a, it's an effeminate hitman who gets like kidnapped and turned into Michelle Rodriguez, but like Michelle Rodriguez is an actual woman.
00:03:35.000 And then Michelle Rodriguez is like, I used to be a man, now I'm a woman, I'm gonna get revenge. 0.99
00:03:39.000 And it's just like, okay, I guess, like, that's your motivation.
00:03:42.000 I prefer the guy's dog got killed and then he wants to kill everybody four, four, four movies in, but you know. 0.98
00:03:46.000 But are they going to label that transgender, right? 0.99
00:03:49.000 I don't know.
00:03:49.000 I know this whole Jeremy Dahmer being gay thing is new.
00:03:52.000 I mean, I, I think I'd heard that he was back in the day and that was part of it was his parents didn't like it or something. 0.83
00:03:58.000 So he went crazy.
00:03:59.000 It's called the assignment.
00:04:01.000 Yes.
00:04:03.000 Wow.
00:04:03.000 Yikes.
00:04:04.000 What is this?
00:04:06.000 Um, the assignment.
00:04:08.000 So we'll start known as tomboy and formerly as reassignment.
00:04:12.000 What were they thinking with this movie?
00:04:13.000 Wow.
00:04:14.000 Look at the budget was under 3 million.
00:04:15.000 It made 388,000.
00:04:16.000 I don't, I don't understand.
00:04:17.000 Who directed it?
00:04:18.000 Anybody of note?
00:04:19.000 Rogue plastic surgeon loses a medical license.
00:04:22.000 And then.
00:04:23.000 Dude, this movie sounds awesome.
00:04:25.000 I need to watch this movie now.
00:04:26.000 It sounds great.
00:04:27.000 I have a list of 300 bad movies that I need to watch.
00:04:30.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:04:31.000 Scroll back up.
00:04:31.000 Look who did the music.
00:04:33.000 Where?
00:04:34.000 Giorgio Moroder.
00:04:35.000 Wow.
00:04:35.000 That's amazing.
00:04:37.000 Is he talented?
00:04:38.000 I don't know.
00:04:38.000 Oh, he's, he's like Sigourney Weaver.
00:04:41.000 Yeah.
00:04:43.000 Saban films.
00:04:45.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:04:45.000 That means it's trash. 1.00
00:04:47.000 Look, I don't know. 0.99
00:04:47.000 Whatever. 0.99
00:04:47.000 Maybe some people like the movie. 0.99
00:04:48.000 My question is, are they going to label it LGBT on Netflix?
00:04:51.000 When did they start doing this?
00:04:52.000 I didn't know that they had to label movies gay.
00:04:54.000 That's really weird.
00:04:55.000 It is weird.
00:04:56.000 And I tweeted about this and I said, if white men have to own school shooters and women have to own Asada Shakur and Ava Braun or whatever, then they should own this too! 0.76
00:05:06.000 There's bad people everywhere.
00:05:07.000 How about this?
00:05:07.000 Nobody has to own anything and you own up to what you actually do in your own life.
00:05:12.000 It's not.
00:05:12.000 How about that?
00:05:13.000 I'm here at dvd.netflix.com, which is Netflix, and it says it's just a thriller and an action thriller.
00:05:20.000 weird but very low scores though i mean that is hold on let me search for they them three out of five search for they slash them on medic search search teletubbies slash that's important search them doesn't come up no i think you have to type out slash because he's like it's a slasher does teletubbies come up no It's they slash the word slash.
00:05:41.000 All right, let's try this.
00:05:42.000 I'm going to try the L word. 1.00
00:05:44.000 You guys know that show, right?
00:05:45.000 Mm-hmm.
00:05:46.000 That one's definitely LGBT. 1.00
00:05:47.000 There you go.
00:05:48.000 Look, LGBT. 0.99
00:05:49.000 I click it.
00:05:49.000 But is it in a positive light?
00:05:51.000 Well, I clicked LGBT to see, are there negative movies in any way about LGBT?
00:05:57.000 And it looks like the answer is no.
00:05:58.000 Birdcage. 0.95
00:05:59.000 What the hell? 0.99
00:06:00.000 Brokeback Mountain is LGBT? 1.00
00:06:01.000 I thought that was just two cowboys. 0.99
00:06:02.000 Whoa.
00:06:06.000 They slashed them as a 33% of critics' reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, with an average of 4.8 out of 10.
00:06:17.000 So yeah, that's bad.
00:06:19.000 Can I ask a question, Tim?
00:06:20.000 What other lifestyle choice, I don't know, what other monikers are there for tags?
00:06:27.000 Oh, dude, let's make up a new one.
00:06:29.000 What else are they tagging?
00:06:31.000 Let's make one.
00:06:33.000 VVP, VVP, we need one more letter.
00:06:37.000 Vegan, vegetarian, pescatarian.
00:06:39.000 Vegan, vegetarian, pescatarian, and gluten-free.
00:06:42.000 Breatharian.
00:06:43.000 I'm VVPG.
00:06:46.000 Vegan, vegetarian, pescatarian, or gluten-free.
00:06:49.000 Well, I'm looking at this.
00:06:51.000 VVPG.
00:06:52.000 I'm looking at the list you have up.
00:06:54.000 Or PGPV.
00:06:55.000 Pescatarian, gluten-free, vegan, or vegetarian.
00:06:57.000 GF.
00:06:57.000 Are you PVGG friendly?
00:07:00.000 Or what about the Jainists?
00:07:02.000 You know, it's like this film may include violence against ants, you know?
00:07:04.000 Yeah, may step on grass. 0.95
00:07:06.000 May step on grass.
00:07:10.000 Grass was stepped on in the making of this film.
00:07:12.000 The Janus community is completely overlooked in this whole situation.
00:07:14.000 Outraged.
00:07:14.000 Truly marginalized.
00:07:15.000 You know what movie I think is really funny?
00:07:16.000 Have you guys ever seen Ginger Snaps?
00:07:19.000 Oh no, I've heard of that.
00:07:20.000 It's just like, yeah, it's like this chick becomes a werewolf or whatever, but it's funny because I imagine the guy who made it was like eating Girl Scout cookies and he was like, he's looking at the box of Ginger Snaps and he's like, that should be a movie.
00:07:32.000 Ginger snaps. 1.00
00:07:33.000 What's it about?
00:07:34.000 She's like a werewolf or something. 1.00
00:07:35.000 Half of these movies, like, look at some of these movies though.
00:07:38.000 Boy culture. 0.69
00:07:39.000 Kinsey's on there.
00:07:40.000 These are awful. 0.99
00:07:41.000 Small town gay bar. 0.99
00:07:43.000 Eating out two.
00:07:44.000 Sloppy seconds.
00:07:45.000 Actually, I didn't like eating out one, but sloppy seconds.
00:07:51.000 I'm going to tell you guys a quick story.
00:07:53.000 I used to work freelance at MTV networks.
00:07:56.000 Oh, here you go.
00:07:57.000 Wait, wait. 0.99
00:07:58.000 LGBT horror slasher. 0.99
00:08:00.000 In the blood. 0.94
00:08:02.000 Okay.
00:08:02.000 So I used to, I used to do quality control where I'd have to sit there and I'd have to watch their stuff, their video on demand stuff to make sure that it was technically correct and, and everything.
00:08:13.000 And under the MTV network umbrella is Logo, which is like the gay channel. 1.00
00:08:21.000 And so I would have to sit there and I have to watch their gay dramas. 1.00
00:08:25.000 All of them are, they're so bad. 0.97
00:08:26.000 Poorly done.
00:08:27.000 They're poorly done.
00:08:28.000 And it's, and it's not like, It's so weird, like, oh, well, we don't see, you know, we don't see ourselves, you know, in movies and whatever.
00:08:37.000 It's like, no, there's tons of them and they're all terrible, you know?
00:08:42.000 Moonlight's a great movie.
00:08:43.000 Moonlight's good.
00:08:45.000 I like Moonlight.
00:08:46.000 I like Moonlight.
00:08:48.000 I love how they said that Moonlight was such an important movie and, like, the black community is like, We're not watching this. 0.96
00:08:56.000 Moonlight?
00:08:56.000 I watched Brokeback Mountain with my hockey team in high school.
00:09:01.000 It was good.
00:09:01.000 I think I saw it.
00:09:02.000 What's Moonlight?
00:09:03.000 It was empowering.
00:09:06.000 Is Moonlight something?
00:09:07.000 Moonlight is the Academy Award winner from a couple years ago.
00:09:10.000 So Tim watches like the worst movies ever, but he doesn't watch He'll watch She-Hulk.
00:09:15.000 That won the Academy Award.
00:09:16.000 Moonlight? 0.99
00:09:17.000 Why the fuck would I watch Moonlight? 0.99
00:09:18.000 What's this about? 0.99
00:09:19.000 Nobody watched it.
00:09:19.000 You won best picture.
00:09:21.000 Nobody watched it.
00:09:22.000 It didn't make it.
00:09:23.000 I did.
00:09:23.000 I like Moonlight.
00:09:24.000 I watch She-Hulk and I regret every moment I watch Moonlight.
00:09:28.000 But you do it.
00:09:30.000 I thought Brokeback Mountain was good.
00:09:33.000 The thing about Birdcage was it was a good movie.
00:09:36.000 It happened to have gay people in it, but you didn't have to tag it.
00:09:39.000 It was never tagged in the 90s.
00:09:41.000 It was a remake.
00:09:42.000 It was a remake of a French movie.
00:09:43.000 Interesting.
00:09:44.000 But man, it was so good.
00:09:45.000 It had Robin Williams, it's got Hank Azaria, and then you don't have to tell people it's gay to get them to go watch it because it's already badass.
00:09:53.000 Can you look up the professional that movie with, uh, it's like Natalie Portman's first movie.
00:09:58.000 Um, that's about a relationship between like a 55 year old.
00:10:02.000 Yeah, but they don't like, they don't actually.
00:10:06.000 They aren't romantic, technically.
00:10:07.000 What do they call it?
00:10:08.000 Helophilia?
00:10:09.000 Like if you're attracted to adolescents?
00:10:11.000 What's it called?
00:10:12.000 Hepaphilia.
00:10:12.000 Hepaphilia.
00:10:13.000 Did it say Hepaphilia there?
00:10:14.000 He's not attracted to her.
00:10:15.000 That's the remake, dude.
00:10:17.000 It's Le Prophecy of Noah. 0.79
00:10:18.000 What?
00:10:18.000 No, this is the one with... What's her face in it?
00:10:20.000 No, that's different.
00:10:21.000 No, that's the new one.
00:10:22.000 Oh, right, right.
00:10:23.000 Luc Besson did the original.
00:10:24.000 Yeah.
00:10:25.000 Brilliant movie.
00:10:26.000 It's French.
00:10:26.000 Absolutely brilliant movie.
00:10:27.000 It is a brilliant movie, but the subject matter, you're like, this is weird, dude.
00:10:32.000 They cut it for American audiences, so the version you saw is missing pieces.
00:10:37.000 No, I've seen the- Yes, the original is a little more suggestive.
00:10:40.000 Well, they, they added like another 20 minutes to the director's cut.
00:10:44.000 So yeah.
00:10:44.000 Is she young?
00:10:45.000 Was she under 18 when she did it?
00:10:46.000 She was like 13.
00:10:47.000 She's like pretty pubescent. 1.00
00:10:49.000 It's yeah.
00:10:50.000 It's weird.
00:10:51.000 And they got her.
00:10:52.000 But they're not making out or anything.
00:10:53.000 It's like nothing.
00:10:54.000 It's she loves him and he's like, he's like struggling.
00:11:00.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:11:01.000 That is true.
00:11:02.000 She was in Sesame street.
00:11:04.000 Oh, Natalie.
00:11:05.000 Oh.
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00:12:56.000 She's like five feet tall, you know? 0.98
00:12:58.000 Five foot tall?
00:12:59.000 Garden State.
00:13:00.000 Is that LGBTQ?
00:13:01.000 Good movie.
00:13:02.000 Garden State?
00:13:03.000 No.
00:13:04.000 No.
00:13:05.000 It's pretty good.
00:13:06.000 They have to put a New Jersey tag so you know that you need to plug your nose before you watch it.
00:13:10.000 Revenge of the Sith.
00:13:12.000 Blockbusters.
00:13:15.000 What does that mean?
00:13:16.000 John Carter.
00:13:16.000 That movie flopped miserably.
00:13:18.000 I like that movie though.
00:13:19.000 I like John Carter.
00:13:21.000 He's from Earth, so on Mars, he's super strength, because the gravity is weaker, so he can, like, jump really high or whatever.
00:13:26.000 It's awesome.
00:13:26.000 Interesting.
00:13:27.000 I guess.
00:13:27.000 It was a major bomb, but it was a cool movie.
00:13:30.000 Willem Dafoe.
00:13:30.000 Willem Dafoe.
00:13:30.000 I love it already.
00:13:31.000 Yes.
00:13:32.000 Did you guys see Netflix's people are going to cancel, like, a quarter of their subscribers are about to cancel or something?
00:13:36.000 Why?
00:13:37.000 Just because they can't afford it.
00:13:38.000 At least that's what they said.
00:13:39.000 The recession, maybe? 1.00
00:13:40.000 I'm going to cancel because they put these stupid tags on them. 1.00
00:13:43.000 When did they do that? 1.00
00:13:45.000 Seriously, I'm not even- I'm done.
00:13:47.000 That's it.
00:13:47.000 When did you normally start tagging?
00:13:50.000 Look at this one, here's a quote.
00:13:51.000 I mean, I know it's technically true, but this is not the representation we're looking for. 1.00
00:13:55.000 Well, go fuck yourself, dude. 1.00
00:13:58.000 Oh no, Quintron doesn't like the LGBTQ category. 1.00
00:14:02.000 Also, by the way, like, how are we supposed to know anything about the Indian?
00:14:07.000 Look at it!
00:14:07.000 It says it right there, look at it!
00:14:08.000 LGBTQ. 1.00
00:14:09.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:14:10.000 Dude, he did, man! 1.00
00:14:11.000 He, like, some dude, check this out, some, uh, I think it was Dahmer, there was a guy that he had, like, cut his brain out, or whatever, and the guy escaped, and then the cops saw him, and he was like, and then they brought him back to Dahmer, who then ate him.
00:14:25.000 Whoa, yeah, dude, that's real.
00:14:28.000 That's that's not real but also Jeffrey Dahmer isn't the only gay person in the movie so There's other gay people in it.
00:14:39.000 It's not LBT or Q so it should just say gay, but then that they might be like I'm about to say GQ Yeah, GQ magazine, it means gay and queer.
00:14:50.000 Oh, wow!
00:14:51.000 Checks out.
00:14:52.000 Yep, checks out.
00:14:53.000 That's really offensive that they would expand their acronym along with the times.
00:14:57.000 Not gentlemen's quarterly.
00:14:59.000 Quarterly.
00:15:03.000 Yeah, GQ.
00:15:04.000 Just, you know.
00:15:05.000 Yeah, I did not know that.
00:15:06.000 Thank you for telling me.
00:15:07.000 I want a leprechaun tag for anything Irish. 0.93
00:15:10.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:10.000 Potato.
00:15:11.000 Potato.
00:15:11.000 Yeah, potato tag.
00:15:12.000 Yeah, works for Polish. 0.96
00:15:13.000 That's the road this is going down.
00:15:15.000 It's insane to me. 0.97
00:15:17.000 It's like an element of the film is that he's gay. 0.93
00:15:20.000 It's a huge component.
00:15:21.000 It's literally what he was doing. 1.00
00:15:22.000 He was killing and eating gay people. 1.00
00:15:24.000 And they're like, yeah, but don't let anyone know that gay is in it. 1.00
00:15:26.000 Well, it's their own fault for putting the dang tag in the first place and thinking, you know, like people think we're woke if we do this and then we're good. 0.89
00:15:34.000 I figured it out. 0.90
00:15:35.000 Let's remove the tag, but on any movie without gay people, we put not LGBTQ. 0.62
00:15:40.000 Problem solved.
00:15:41.000 But they have categories for, you know, Hispanic, for black, for this and that, you know. 0.87
00:15:46.000 Yeah, potato. 0.81
00:15:48.000 So, so if you, if you take away that tag, they're going to go, Oh, well, they're just homophobic now, you know?
00:15:54.000 So you, you have to have those tags, but, but just don't, you know, just don't put the movies in it that they don't agree with.
00:16:01.000 I really got to talk about this.
00:16:07.000 Richie, what is this?
00:16:08.000 Okay.
00:16:09.000 Well, when I originally saw it, I thought that that photo on the left was like completely real.
00:16:14.000 I didn't realize it had been doctored.
00:16:17.000 But that also makes it funnier because like, we're not just laughing, you know, it's, it's doctored and now it's, that's hilarious.
00:16:24.000 So the fact that she's complaining about getting Photoshopped.
00:16:27.000 Well, so here's the story.
00:16:28.000 Chloe Grace Moretz said that- so here's this photo, you can see it.
00:16:32.000 They photoshopped it to move her legs up, so she looks like this weird Peter Griffin thing with no torso. 0.95
00:16:39.000 And then she said, everyone was making fun of my body.
00:16:42.000 She says, meme with altered photo likening her to Family Guy character made her a recluse with anxiety. 1.00
00:16:47.000 Okay, dude, holy shit. 0.96
00:16:53.000 The photo was taken in 2016. 0.94
00:16:54.000 It wasn't even like a recent thing.
00:16:57.000 But they just photoshopped it.
00:16:58.000 It's like, bro, she's 25, okay?
00:16:58.000 She's 25, okay? She's 25 now and they made a photoshop of you?
00:17:04.000 Holy shit dude, you should not be in this profession. 0.99
00:17:09.000 You became a public figure and there's this thing called the internet. 1.00
00:17:12.000 Yeah.
00:17:13.000 Go ahead.
00:17:13.000 And to be fair, she was like a child.
00:17:15.000 She was a child actress and she didn't know.
00:17:17.000 So then she has to take that up with her parents probably.
00:17:19.000 No, for sure.
00:17:21.000 But I mean, if, if she actually came out and said, I never wanted to live this way and my parents misled me, I'd be like, wow.
00:17:25.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:17:27.000 People on the internet made me look weird. 0.98
00:17:28.000 It's like, like bro, do you know how many pictures of me there are on the internet that look fucked up? 0.94
00:17:33.000 I think they're funny. 0.92
00:17:33.000 I save some of them. 0.92
00:17:34.000 There's one that's really good.
00:17:35.000 The hot air balloon one?
00:17:36.000 Yeah, the hot air balloon one. 0.95
00:17:37.000 I fucking love that one. 0.99
00:17:38.000 My head is massive. 0.99
00:17:40.000 A beanie is tiny.
00:17:42.000 And then there's ropes hanging down from my head with a hot air balloon I'm standing in.
00:17:46.000 And I was just like, who made that?
00:17:47.000 It's so delightful.
00:17:48.000 It's so good.
00:17:49.000 The best is when I see, like, somebody posts a photo and it actually has, like, your lower body in it.
00:17:54.000 Like, people just, the most common comment is like, I've never seen Tim's feet before.
00:18:00.000 There's one where it's me with my eyes cockeyed and I'm drooling.
00:18:03.000 And then my head goes up and then gets really small as a tiny brain with a little beanie on it.
00:18:08.000 I'm like, they're just good.
00:18:09.000 It's just funny.
00:18:10.000 Like, I think it's funny.
00:18:12.000 It didn't leave you dealing with anxiety.
00:18:14.000 I hide in my basement, cowering in the corner because people make fun of me, I guess?
00:18:19.000 Probably.
00:18:19.000 She doesn't have her outlet.
00:18:20.000 Like, she doesn't have a show where she can be like, this is actually who I am.
00:18:23.000 So she's stuck with the public's perception.
00:18:26.000 If they warp her, then she can't, she doesn't have a way to be like, actually guys, a lot of those actors have that problem.
00:18:31.000 But you know, I mean, even though it is a Photoshop, obviously, I mean, she still has nice legs in it, at least. 0.96
00:18:37.000 You know what you can do, actually, she can do? 1.00
00:18:39.000 She's rich enough, just go buy a Faraday cage and just don't go on the internet anymore. 1.00
00:18:42.000 I'm gonna say it again, I don't know if these websites are real, I think they're wrong, but with a net worth of estimated around 12 million dollars, I gotta say like, when I'm feeling bad and people are posting pictures about me, and then I'm like, I'm so miserable, I just pull out a hundred dollar bill.
00:18:59.000 You just buy a Revolutionary War musket and then you're like, I feel better now.
00:19:03.000 Civil war. 0.99
00:19:04.000 No, like I don't actually care that people are talking shit on the internet. 0.99
00:19:06.000 I just, I don't give a shit. 0.98
00:19:08.000 And, uh, the, the real issue is security threats and things like that actually cost money. 0.99
00:19:12.000 Chloe, look, um, I was, I think Kick-Ass is a great movie.
00:19:16.000 I think you did a great job and, uh, you're, you're, you're a wonderful actress.
00:19:19.000 Congratulations.
00:19:20.000 I would recommend that you take those copious amounts of money that you have, the many dollars, and whenever you're feeling bad, just buy yourself a new car.
00:19:30.000 Or get corrective surgery so that you actually look like the photoshopped image.
00:19:36.000 But why?
00:19:36.000 It's like a photoshop!
00:19:37.000 Calm the fuck down! 0.99
00:19:40.000 Daily Wire's doing this promo. 0.95
00:19:42.000 Dude, Jeremy Boring is brilliant when it comes to this marketing stuff.
00:19:46.000 The contest is to promote Jeremy's razors, and they're like, whoever promotes the most and gets the most referrals will win Jeremy's McLaren F1, or whatever the card is.
00:19:55.000 And the top of it says, Jeremy bought a McLaren F1 and drove it one time, and he doesn't want it anymore.
00:20:01.000 You could win it, but it's just great marketing.
00:20:04.000 But anyway, I bring that up, just I'm thinking about this, When I'm thinking about how much money she has Chloe is rich enough to have a hobby of buying new supercars Like she could go on the weekends back. 1.00
00:20:17.000 I was feeling really shit today So I went out and decided to buy a McLaren f1.
00:20:21.000 I got a couple lotuses Wait, can I tell your audience the story of when I was talking about the car the other day? 0.83
00:20:29.000 Which car?
00:20:29.000 Okay, so I'm sitting in the kitchen, I'm like, I really want a 2015 Dodge Challenger scat pack stick shift with a sunroof in red.
00:20:39.000 And Tim's like, I got a blue one in the garage.
00:20:42.000 And I'm like, you do not, you do not.
00:20:43.000 And I go in there, there's a 2015 scat pack stick shift. 0.93
00:20:47.000 And I'm like, dude, you don't drive stick.
00:20:48.000 You're like, yeah, I bought it as an investment.
00:20:51.000 Are you kidding?
00:20:51.000 Let me drive this thing.
00:20:52.000 And so peeled out.
00:20:53.000 I did drive it and then I asked your kind cameraman not to have the camera on because I burned rubber in first, second, third and fourth.
00:21:01.000 I've never burned rubber in fourth.
00:21:02.000 What are you doing?
00:21:03.000 No, no, it wasn't that way.
00:21:04.000 It was like tasteful.
00:21:04.000 It was, it wasn't, you know, it wasn't like, it wasn't like, you know, it was like just a little skirt to see when you can.
00:21:10.000 Now I can never say the car.
00:21:12.000 It was a crystal Dodge Challenger that had never been played and Lizzo and Richie burned rubber in it. 0.89
00:21:20.000 You just created the car, you monster.
00:21:25.000 And so what happened was we had to buy a vehicle for the business and we ended up getting, what did we get?
00:21:32.000 BMW?
00:21:33.000 vehicle that we get, I can't remember. We were buying, we need a car for picking up
00:21:36.000 gas that can carry luggage and can seat like six. I don't think it was the Lexus. BMW?
00:21:40.000 No I think it was the Lexus. We needed something that we, like we don't want to get like a,
00:21:44.000 we actually were talking about getting a limo, a stretch because they're actually comparable
00:21:48.000 in price. That'd be pretty cool. They're not as expensive or anything.
00:21:50.000 Really hard to drive in the city and stuff.
00:21:51.000 But no, I'm not talking about a big, long one.
00:21:53.000 I'm talking, you get like, you stretch it by like a foot, and then what happens is on the inside, when you're being transported, you have room for your luggage, and then you can relax and turn the TV on.
00:22:02.000 Oh, that's nice, yeah.
00:22:02.000 And it's the same price as a standard, like, you know, six-seater SUV or something.
00:22:06.000 It's not that much more money.
00:22:08.000 But anyway, we were there and this 2015 Challenger was there, stick shift, all that stuff.
00:22:13.000 And I don't know anything about it, but the guy, the sales guy was like walking through and said, normally these are the kind of cars we sell.
00:22:19.000 And then my brother told me, he's like, that car is only going to go up in value because they're limited edition.
00:22:24.000 And he was like, It's worth twice as much now.
00:22:26.000 Probably.
00:22:27.000 It is.
00:22:28.000 I've been watching the prices because I'm looking for one.
00:22:30.000 I mean, literally that car, what, how many miles does that thing have on it?
00:22:33.000 Like 30?
00:22:33.000 None.
00:22:34.000 Okay.
00:22:35.000 13, 12 maybe?
00:22:35.000 Okay.
00:22:36.000 That's, but the guy basically was like, if you bought this, put it in your garage and just put a blanket, like a cover over it.
00:22:41.000 Don't let anybody put rubber on it.
00:22:43.000 But he's like, in a couple of years it's worth more money.
00:22:45.000 And so my issue is like, People need to understand this too about net worth and money.
00:22:51.000 When I was younger, I was like, why would a rich person buy this big mansion?
00:22:54.000 It's pointless.
00:22:55.000 Like Shane Smith of Vice, he bought a $24 million mansion in Santa Monica.
00:22:59.000 I'm like, why would you do that?
00:23:01.000 You don't need it.
00:23:02.000 Why do you want to live in?
00:23:03.000 People need to understand this.
00:23:05.000 These big mansions, You have to maintain them.
00:23:09.000 I'll tell you guys, I'll let everybody in on a big secret.
00:23:12.000 It's just private information, but the building we're in originally was a small house that burned down.
00:23:17.000 This is what we were told.
00:23:18.000 The cast castle was originally this tiny little house.
00:23:21.000 It burned down and the insurance payment was big enough that they were able to make this bigger house.
00:23:27.000 Like five times the square footage.
00:23:29.000 The building's like 10,000 square feet livable.
00:23:31.000 It's huge.
00:23:32.000 We got it because we knew we were going to be turning studios, offices, and working business out of it.
00:23:37.000 Plus like a skate area and the green room.
00:23:38.000 We needed a big bar thing.
00:23:39.000 That's what we have in the basement.
00:23:41.000 But for the people who did it, they were just a regular middle class family.
00:23:45.000 They were probably thinking, and I don't know for sure, but they were probably thinking, hey, we got this big insurance payout.
00:23:50.000 If we build a bigger house, it'll be worth actually more.
00:23:54.000 So if we spend $600,000 on construction, we can sell it for a million or something like that.
00:23:59.000 What they didn't realize is that houses this big require staff.
00:24:03.000 Because when you have a family of three kids, okay, so you have four rooms being used.
00:24:09.000 The mom and the dad share a room, and the kids each have their own room, and there's eight bedrooms and eight bathrooms.
00:24:13.000 So what ends up happening is a pipe bursts and no one notices for a week, and now you've got serious water damage.
00:24:18.000 So you need the house to be filled, or you need a staff member to be walking around doing checks.
00:24:23.000 We get a leak in an area of the house we don't use as often.
00:24:26.000 It's a disaster.
00:24:27.000 So we have to have someone who goes to the house every day and just makes sure, because it's so big, but with more employees in it.
00:24:33.000 Using all the space, whenever a problem happens, we notice it right away.
00:24:37.000 So they sold.
00:24:37.000 They were like, we made a mistake.
00:24:38.000 It's too big.
00:24:39.000 That's what people don't get.
00:24:40.000 But here's what I realized.
00:24:41.000 The reason why people buy this stuff is because you cannot just have U.S.
00:24:45.000 dollars the way the U.S.
00:24:45.000 economy is set up with quantitative easing with the Federal Reserve.
00:24:48.000 If you just say, okay, I got $100,000.
00:24:51.000 I'll put in the bank and save it.
00:24:52.000 Congratulations.
00:24:52.000 In five years, it's worth half as much.
00:24:54.000 So, you gotta buy a Challenger.
00:24:57.000 And you put it in the garage, you don't use it, you don't buy it because you wanna drive it, you buy it because the value just keeps going up and you're retaining your, it's not an investment so much as it's a hedge.
00:25:04.000 So now I have to buy two Challengers so that I can have one that's an investment and the other one for burning rubber.
00:25:09.000 Well, I'll tell ya, you know, we'll sign a contract to bring you onto the company as a sign-on bonus.
00:25:16.000 Oh, okay.
00:25:16.000 You're the driver.
00:25:17.000 Okay, now we're talking. 1.00
00:25:18.000 That shit's gonna be worth a lot. 1.00
00:25:19.000 Now you're speaking my language. 1.00
00:25:21.000 That specific car will be worth more when people know you drove it.
00:25:25.000 Like Lizzo's flute.
00:25:26.000 That's true.
00:25:27.000 Actually, we're making a car.
00:25:28.000 We're making the first ever Timcast EV.
00:25:32.000 It's going to be the first.
00:25:34.000 We're talking with this local fabricator and manufacturer who can fully design and develop.
00:25:40.000 It's going to be expensive.
00:25:41.000 I think it'll cost us maybe like $100k, maybe $200k to make a legit leather interior.
00:25:47.000 Really nice.
00:25:48.000 Custom operating system.
00:25:49.000 Probably use Linux.
00:25:50.000 Not going to have all the bells and whistles of Tesla or anything like that, but we're going to make one.
00:25:56.000 And then we're going to do a commercial where it's going to be like, we're trying to figure out what's the right shell.
00:26:02.000 You know, so we have a Chevy Cobalt 2006 with 230,000 miles on it.
00:26:06.000 We're going to give that away in a contest.
00:26:08.000 So we're going to do like a win a free car contest.
00:26:10.000 And then it turns out you're winning this, this junker scrap car.
00:26:13.000 But we're trying to figure out what shell we should use.
00:26:15.000 for the EV. My brother was like, we should do a VW van, but people have done shitloads of those,
00:26:21.000 and they're really expensive to buy because people do want electric VW vans. So we got to find a good
00:26:27.000 car, like a Gremlin or something that we can turn into a luxury electric vehicle.
00:26:31.000 You know, I like the idea of it.
00:26:33.000 There's some good, I mean, there's some really cool, like, old defunct cars from the 50s and stuff, you know, like Nash or something like that.
00:26:40.000 Some kind of car that hasn't existed in 30, 40 years, you know?
00:26:43.000 So we're gonna make it.
00:26:44.000 Get a Citroën or like all these cars.
00:26:45.000 Citroën, yeah.
00:26:46.000 Yeah, like the old ones though, back from like when you saw a car and you're like, a German made that, or you saw a Citroën and you're like, that's so French.
00:26:54.000 Like, that looks like a French person made that, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:26:58.000 Just look at an old Citroen from like 1960, and then look at a BMW from the same era, and you can see the cultures in the design.
00:27:05.000 We're gonna get the interiors custom.
00:27:08.000 So are you looking for the body to be steel, fiberglass, do you have a preference?
00:27:12.000 Whatever.
00:27:13.000 Those old ones, are they all steel?
00:27:14.000 Yeah, they're probably pretty dang heavy.
00:27:17.000 Or a beetle, an old beetle, that's probably pretty light.
00:27:19.000 What's the hook to give it away?
00:27:21.000 Are you gonna be selling razors?
00:27:22.000 Give it away?
00:27:23.000 No, we're gonna do a commercial for it and sell it.
00:27:26.000 And it's going to be- Oh, you're going to sell it.
00:27:27.000 And we're going to, we're going to like, we're going to do custom hard print like signatures in it.
00:27:32.000 And it'll be the only Timcast electric car in existence.
00:27:37.000 Okay.
00:27:37.000 I thought you were going to do like, you were going to sell a product and say, Hey, you know, buy this product.
00:27:42.000 And then if you do, then we'll give away the car.
00:27:46.000 I was thinking we would sell it.
00:27:48.000 And then just, it would be like, I don't expect to make a shill of money off it, but it would be like a unique promotional thing where only one of these cars are in existence.
00:27:54.000 Okay.
00:27:55.000 The giveaway would be the beater.
00:27:58.000 The 250,000 mile beater.
00:28:00.000 That was the one from earlier.
00:28:01.000 I think what we should do is a contest for members where it's like someone had the idea that every month we should do something like we either give a thousand bucks or we give something away and I'm like that's actually a good idea because it's promotional.
00:28:11.000 It gets people to sign up to become members and we should look into the legalities because we could do cool stuff.
00:28:17.000 We could do like Hey, you know, on the last day of the month, we're gonna announce a member chosen at random through a random number generator because every member internally, there's like a number associated with them.
00:28:27.000 And then we'll say this month we're giving away... Guitar.
00:28:30.000 A guitar.
00:28:30.000 Sign one.
00:28:31.000 Right, a signed guitar.
00:28:32.000 To a member, so... That's probably a great way to get people to sign up to become members.
00:28:37.000 That sounds like a great incentive, actually.
00:28:38.000 That'd be badass.
00:28:39.000 We could do three things.
00:28:41.000 We could do first, second, and third.
00:28:42.000 We could say the first choice will get this guitar.
00:28:44.000 It's valued at X. Second place will get $1,000.
00:28:46.000 Third place will get $500.
00:28:48.000 Yeah, so to come full circle you're basically doing that scene in Garden State where Natalie Portman like goes like And she's like nobody in the universe has ever done that before that was completely original like you're doing that with a car Yeah, I actually did that before she did that in that movie. 0.90
00:29:03.000 Oh, damn, yeah, see?
00:29:04.000 When I was younger, I was complaining about how everything was always just routine, and so I would make up gibberish words as a point. 0.98
00:29:14.000 And so, hanging out with my friends, I gave them all random gibberish names, and then I was like- See, this makes a lot of sense now.
00:29:21.000 Now you've grown up, and you're making a gibberish car. 0.98
00:29:24.000 That's great.
00:29:24.000 Yeah, I told one chick her name.
00:29:25.000 I was like, from now on, you're Octalapina Pufferscope.
00:29:28.000 And I was like, I'm just going to say something random that's not been said because I'm tired of everything. 0.93
00:29:32.000 It's so fucking boring.
00:29:33.000 And then, you know, my other friend thought it was hilarious. 0.98
00:29:35.000 He started doing it.
00:29:36.000 26 letters is not that many.
00:29:37.000 We need more.
00:29:39.000 For what?
00:29:39.000 Arabic has 29.
00:29:41.000 Oh, what's that?
00:29:41.000 Arabic has 29.
00:29:42.000 That's too many, too many.
00:29:43.000 Pull it back, pull it back. 0.95
00:29:49.000 I mean, honestly, it would make it easier to understand these ridiculous English words. 0.71
00:29:54.000 Yeah, double U, like was U not enough? 0.86
00:29:57.000 They needed a double U?
00:29:59.000 And it's a V anyway.
00:30:00.000 The saying goes that English is a tough language, but it can be mastered through thorough thought, though. 1.00
00:30:09.000 Yeah, English sucks. 0.99
00:30:10.000 Through thorough thought, though. 0.99
00:30:13.000 Through thorough thought, though.
00:30:15.000 You wanna hear the funniest sentence ever?
00:30:17.000 Buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo.
00:30:21.000 I think there's probably a longer version of that too.
00:30:23.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:30:24.000 What that really means is... You lost me at Buffalo.
00:30:27.000 So here's what I said.
00:30:29.000 And you know Arabic.
00:30:30.000 The buffalo animal from Buffalo, New York is bullying another buffalo from Buffalo, New York.
00:30:36.000 That's what the sentence means.
00:30:38.000 Buffalo is the bully?
00:30:39.000 Yeah, it's a verb.
00:30:40.000 So if you said Buffalo, Buffalo.
00:30:41.000 Oh, I didn't know Buffalo.
00:30:42.000 It would be like saying Chicago.
00:30:43.000 My mom's from Buffalo, so I should know.
00:30:44.000 Chicago, uh, Chicago Masons punched, you know, New York plumbers.
00:30:50.000 But if, you know, so Buffalo, Buffalo.
00:30:52.000 Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo.
00:30:53.000 Just to clarify, you are fluent in Arabic?
00:30:59.000 I mean it was, I'm not, Arabic is weird because A, the spoken language varies so much across region, so like Moroccan Arabic.
00:31:06.000 Like a Saudi and a Moroccan would be better off speaking English to each other if they both spoke English decently well because it's just like, it's way different. 1.00
00:31:12.000 And so you learn Fusha which is like, Basically modern standard written Arabic and then you go to learn it And so I studied that for two and a half years five days a week for three years And then I went to Jordan and the people if you speak that Standard Arabic laugh at you like in your face.
00:31:29.000 So you have to learn then the spoken version.
00:31:31.000 It'd be like learning Shakespearean English and then going up like Harlem or like Alabama and And being like, where to should I get, you know, and then they just laugh at you.
00:31:42.000 So you, it's my Jordanian colloquial.
00:31:45.000 I can have, yeah, I can carry a conversation with a Jordanian, no prior a Palestinian. 0.57
00:31:48.000 But not Egypt.
00:31:50.000 Sure.
00:31:52.000 Okay.
00:31:52.000 But it doesn't work in Egypt.
00:31:54.000 Oh, I said what in colloquial Jordanian?
00:31:56.000 No, so Egyptian, their accent's weird. 1.00
00:31:58.000 Like, they pronounce all their juh, guh.
00:32:00.000 So, if I were to say, like, University of Georgetown, Jamia Georgetown, they'd say Gamia Gordtown.
00:32:07.000 It's, like, really weird.
00:32:08.000 So, when you hear it, unless you're comfortable listening to it and speaking it, but Egyptian is, all their news is in that dialect. 0.93
00:32:16.000 So, actually, with Egyptian, it's easy for me to understand it, but I can never communicate.
00:32:20.000 What about Morocco?
00:32:21.000 Morocco is completely impossible.
00:32:23.000 It's like French, Spanish, Arabic, all combined.
00:32:26.000 And if I hear a Moroccan speaking Arabic, I have to ask him like, you know, a million different times to repeat the word. 0.99
00:32:31.000 And it's all pronounced differently.
00:32:32.000 But you could understand an Egyptian.
00:32:34.000 Yeah.
00:32:35.000 So how far west can you get before it starts breaking down and becomes harder to understand?
00:32:38.000 Like basically Egypt.
00:32:42.000 Because like once you get to Libya, Tunisia, there's a lot of French influence and it starts to get weird.
00:32:48.000 yeah in chile they would say their s is like so like yeah in chile um i think it was because they did in catalonia is that because the one of the leaders had a uh lisp that's the legend yeah the catalan king had a lisp so everyone wanted to sound like him because it was like proper so they said In South America, in Uruguay, for instance, or Uruguay, as they pronounce it, Uruguay, they say sha instead of ya.
00:33:14.000 So I had a friend who spoke Spanish, but it was Uruguayan.
00:33:18.000 And so when she was teaching me Spanish, it was improper dialect for Mexican Spanish.
00:33:24.000 Como te llamas.
00:33:25.000 So she would say ayudame instead of ayudame.
00:33:27.000 Yeah.
00:33:28.000 Yeah.
00:33:28.000 Is that how it is in Arabic too?
00:33:29.000 Because the old leaders?
00:33:31.000 Yeah, see, but and then with Arabic, it's like five different letters they could pronounce differently.
00:33:34.000 So I was just makes it super weird.
00:33:37.000 I was doing nonprofit fundraising.
00:33:39.000 And when you're out in the street in Chicago, and you're like waving to people, you say like, You know, hey, would you, you know, like donate or whatever, you talk to people.
00:33:47.000 And then every so often you bump into someone who speaks Spanish, they say, oh, no, no, no, no English.
00:33:50.000 You speak Spanish?
00:33:51.000 No, no, no.
00:33:52.000 And so then my friend was like, just say, help the children of San Pedro.
00:33:58.000 And then I was like, you got it.
00:34:00.000 And then I remember one day there was like this little, like this little like Mexican woman walking down. 0.99
00:34:03.000 And I was like, I was like, hello, do you want to talk to me?
00:34:06.000 And she was like, no, no English.
00:34:07.000 And I was like, my friend, help the children of San Pedro.
00:34:12.000 And she went, Oh, and I was like, and she went, oh, no, no, no.
00:34:18.000 And she, when you're a person that she handed me five bucks.
00:34:21.000 Yeah.
00:34:23.000 What was the, what is that?
00:34:25.000 It's the place where they're help, help the children, uh, help the children who have nothing.
00:34:30.000 Oh my God.
00:34:30.000 Something like that.
00:34:31.000 I'm not fluent.
00:34:31.000 Wait, what was the last word?
00:34:33.000 Or something.
00:34:35.000 I don't know.
00:34:41.000 So she handed you five bucks, but you were trying to get, it was like the subscription
00:34:47.000 thing.
00:34:48.000 Yeah.
00:34:49.000 So it was like completely ineffective, but I was just like, okay, did you take the five
00:34:51.000 bucks?
00:34:52.000 Well, we were allowed to take cash as well.
00:34:53.000 And what happens is when you sign someone on unemployed.
00:34:56.000 There you go.
00:34:57.000 Is that what it means?
00:34:57.000 Unemployed.
00:34:58.000 Help the children unemployed.
00:34:59.000 Baratos means unemployed.
00:35:00.000 Oh, okay.
00:35:00.000 So without employment.
00:35:01.000 That's what it says here.
00:35:04.000 But at this company, when someone signs up, you multiply that by 7.
00:35:07.000 So if someone says, I'll give you $10 per month, it counts as $70 brought in for the day.
00:35:13.000 So if they give you $5, it's $5.
00:35:14.000 And how much would you make from that?
00:35:16.000 35%.
00:35:16.000 Yeah, it was like a commission.
00:35:19.000 Oh, I made fucking insane cash. 0.98
00:35:20.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:35:21.000 Because here's what would happen.
00:35:22.000 I would come back with $300 in monthly contributions.
00:35:26.000 They would multiply it by seven.
00:35:28.000 That's $2,100 and then I would get 35% so they'd tack on $650 to my paycheck for one day's work.
00:35:31.000 $1,100 and then I would get 35% so they tack on 650 to my paycheck for one day's work
00:35:35.000 Oh, and I'm like, but I didn't bring in like they only And they said, the average contribution is $17.
00:35:41.000 This was back in 2008.
00:35:44.000 And the average person gives for seven months.
00:35:46.000 So we multiply all contributions, monthly contributions by seven.
00:35:50.000 If you choose to take a one-time contribution, by all means, if you can convince someone to give you $300 right now, we would rather have someone give us $25 a month because you're more likely to get them for a long time.
00:36:03.000 So we're wondering why the economy collapsed in 2008.
00:36:05.000 It was because Tim was, you know, basically all these people were like, wait, I just got roped into the, where'd my money go?
00:36:11.000 It's like a Netflix subscription, you forget about it, you forget how you're paying.
00:36:15.000 This was a job where people struggled to make minimum wage and were fired all the time because they couldn't make quota.
00:36:20.000 Me and my friends, they were like, you have to go out for eight hours, you get a location to go to, then at the end of the day, you come back.
00:36:26.000 You know, me and my two other friends, we'd go out, we'd go, Meet back, we'd be at like State in, uh, I don't know, fucking State and Lake or something in Chicago.
00:36:36.000 And we'd get off the train and then we'd be like, all right, we'll meet back here in 15.
00:36:40.000 Like, all right.
00:36:41.000 We would split up and then 15 minutes later, come back and be like, okay, I got three signups.
00:36:47.000 Like, yeah, I got four.
00:36:48.000 It's like, I got two, but it's good enough for the day.
00:36:50.000 And then we would go home and play video games.
00:36:51.000 And then at five o'clock, get on the train, go back to work and be like, we were able to sign up three people.
00:36:55.000 Yeah, two people.
00:36:56.000 And they were like, that's really good.
00:36:59.000 Cause you needed to get an equivalent of $17 in monthly subscriptions per day for quota.
00:37:04.000 And we would, we would just like in 10 minutes, I'd get someone to sign up for 25 bucks.
00:37:09.000 What time of day would you go out?
00:37:10.000 9am.
00:37:11.000 Before work when they were going into work in the loop?
00:37:13.000 Yeah.
00:37:13.000 So you're, you're, but you're there all day.
00:37:15.000 So during lunch, and so we would go on top of the Marina city towers, you know, the Marina city towers.
00:37:19.000 Where's that?
00:37:19.000 Those are those big, those big cylindrical right off the river.
00:37:22.000 And they have, they look, they're like, Oh, the ones in the, on the Wilco album cover.
00:37:27.000 Yeah.
00:37:28.000 So we would, we would do is we would hang out at the bottom first floor where the elevator was, and we would just like stand there talking. 0.98
00:37:34.000 And then as soon as someone walked out, we then walk in the building, take the elevator up to the roof and just chill on the roof and just shoot the shit. 0.58
00:37:39.000 And just, this is like iPhones weren't around. 0.98
00:37:43.000 And we do nothing.
00:37:44.000 Back in the glory days.
00:37:45.000 And then it's funny because like one day, you know, one of my one friend would be like, he's like, man, now I need to make money because I want to buy, you know, like a PlayStation or something.
00:37:54.000 So I'm like, okay.
00:37:54.000 So then he would actually do the full eight hours and he'd come back with like $1,500 in monthly signups.
00:37:59.000 And then like, he's going to get hundreds of dollars off of, off of that just for that one day's work.
00:38:04.000 And he's like, yeah, I got enough for the PlayStation.
00:38:05.000 I'm good.
00:38:06.000 So as long as we, it was like rent was paid.
00:38:08.000 So are they hiring?
00:38:12.000 And they're the worst people on the planet. 1.00
00:38:14.000 They're awful. 0.87
00:38:15.000 And that's why I quit, because when I found out that they were lying, and the information they were giving us was bad, I was like, bro, I thought I was good at something good.
00:38:22.000 Weren't they encouraging you to lie to people?
00:38:25.000 After I found out they were publishing lies, and I said, hey, I can't say this, this is not true, they were like, just say it anyway.
00:38:31.000 And I was like, okay, I thought I came here To be good at something that was doing good. 0.99
00:38:37.000 And then I found out that it was just complete bullshit. 0.99
00:38:41.000 And it was, it was, in my opinion, it's all a racket. 0.99
00:38:45.000 And once you find out like, because you were getting a 35% commission.
00:38:50.000 Imagine what they were getting.
00:38:53.000 Like, imagine $100 comes in and it's only like $5 that actually goes to the charity. 0.91
00:38:59.000 It's ridiculous. 0.89
00:39:00.000 No, no, no. 0.96
00:39:00.000 All of it went to the charity. 0.96
00:39:01.000 Was it the Clinton Foundation?
00:39:02.000 Were you working for the Clinton Foundation?
00:39:06.000 $5 actually helps people.
00:39:07.000 It's all like administrators.
00:39:08.000 No, no, no.
00:39:09.000 What the nonprofits do is called outreach.
00:39:13.000 So 100% they say 95% of all money that comes in goes towards the cause.
00:39:21.000 And people go, wow!
00:39:22.000 And the CEO is like, I'm the cause.
00:39:24.000 Exactly.
00:39:25.000 It was a 501c4, not a 501c3.
00:39:25.000 So it was a political organization.
00:39:26.000 Exactly. It was a 501c4, not a 501c3. So it was a political organization. And they said,
00:39:33.000 if anyone asks, our official rating is 90% charitable, 10% administrative,
00:39:39.000 which is a really, really good number.
00:39:41.000 And so we would tell people, like, you give me 10 bucks, we have to put $1 towards administrative.
00:39:45.000 And if people get mad about that, explain to them, like, we gotta buy paper, don't we?
00:39:49.000 We gotta pay for the electric bill.
00:39:51.000 And they go, oh, okay.
00:39:52.000 The 90% was me.
00:39:53.000 Yeah, caviar's not administrative.
00:39:55.000 You, as the person on the ground, telling people that there were political crises was the charity.
00:40:03.000 Get it?
00:40:05.000 The argument was- Oh, I get it.
00:40:06.000 When you raise money from someone, that money is to pay you to keep raising money for people.
00:40:11.000 Yeah, I get it, but- But it's because- Seems like a pun.
00:40:14.000 Yeah, yes.
00:40:14.000 Yeah, it does.
00:40:15.000 But the idea was telling people on the street.
00:40:18.000 This is what they said to us.
00:40:19.000 I asked them, I was like, what's the charitable?
00:40:21.000 And they said, it's you guys.
00:40:23.000 And I was like, we're the nonprofit?
00:40:24.000 They're like, yes.
00:40:25.000 Don't you get it?
00:40:26.000 Every day you go out, you're informing people who otherwise didn't know that there was an environmental crisis.
00:40:33.000 And I was like, okay, but it sounds like we're fundraising.
00:40:37.000 They're like, you're informing people, right?
00:40:38.000 I was like, yes.
00:40:39.000 And they were like, you deserve to be paid for informing people, right?
00:40:41.000 I was like, yes.
00:40:41.000 And they're like, well, there you go.
00:40:43.000 Dude, that is the Clinton Foundation.
00:40:44.000 It's like, what are you doing?
00:40:46.000 Oh, just give us this money and we're gonna help all these struggling countries.
00:40:49.000 And you're like, okay, so you got all the money and now what's happening?
00:40:51.000 It's like, you are it.
00:40:54.000 You're a struggling country now.
00:40:55.000 Like we got all the money.
00:40:57.000 Me telling you the problem was the advocacy.
00:41:00.000 But so what happened was there was internal politics that made me not want to work there.
00:41:05.000 And then when I came back to a different branch in a different state, they had us lie about Deepwater Horizon.
00:41:11.000 And what happened was I was out talking to some guy in California and I said, this just happened.
00:41:15.000 The Deepwater Horizon spill is serious.
00:41:17.000 And so we're trying to generate advocacy, make sure people know what's happening.
00:41:21.000 And then the guy looks at it and he goes, this is not true.
00:41:24.000 And I was like, what's not true?
00:41:26.000 It's like the amount of gallons that you're saying spilled.
00:41:28.000 It's substantial.
00:41:28.000 It's like a 10th of that.
00:41:29.000 And then I was like, oh my bad, I didn't realize it. 0.99
00:41:31.000 Are you out here fucking lying to me to make money? 0.97
00:41:34.000 And then I was like, dude, I just work for a non-profit. 0.99
00:41:36.000 This is the stuff they give us. 0.98
00:41:38.000 And he's like, maybe you should do some fucking research before you go tell people to give you money for a cause it's fake. 0.97
00:41:43.000 And then I was like, fair point, dude. 0.97
00:41:45.000 And I took it out of the binder and I fold it up and I was like, I won't bring that up again.
00:41:49.000 And he was like, you shouldn't.
00:41:50.000 And he walks away.
00:41:51.000 I immediately called the office and I was like, hey, this is, I like, So I had, I can't remember, this was 2010 or whatever.
00:41:59.000 Phone, internet. 0.93
00:42:00.000 And I was like, no shit. 0.99
00:42:02.000 Like, check web browser, like, the number's wrong. 0.98
00:42:05.000 And then they were like, don't worry about it, just finish out the day and then we'll figure it out.
00:42:10.000 And I was like, dude, I'm not going to lie to people for money that's fraud.
00:42:13.000 And they were like, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, just keep going.
00:42:16.000 And I was like, no.
00:42:18.000 And if you want me to read this, I'm gonna come back with no signups.
00:42:21.000 And they were like, you have to make quota.
00:42:23.000 Then they hired Don Lemon and Joe Scarborough to take your place.
00:42:27.000 We were outside.
00:42:27.000 They were willing to do it.
00:42:28.000 I was outside the CNN building.
00:42:31.000 I was literally across the street from CNN.
00:42:33.000 It's right by Amoeba Music in Los Angeles.
00:42:35.000 You guys know where that is?
00:42:36.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
00:42:37.000 Was that in Sunset?
00:42:38.000 Sunset, yeah.
00:42:39.000 I was right across the street.
00:42:40.000 There's like a cafe, kiddie corner.
00:42:43.000 I love that area.
00:42:44.000 That's where Theater of Note is.
00:42:45.000 All right, we've gone a little long, so we're going to wrap it up there.
00:42:47.000 Richie, it's been a blast.
00:42:49.000 Thank you for having me.
00:42:50.000 I look forward to burning rubber sometime in the near future.
00:42:52.000 That's right.
00:42:53.000 And for everybody who's a member, thanks for supporting our work, making it possible.