Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - March 03, 2024


Sunday Uncensored: Jameson Ellis Members Only Podcast


Episode Stats

Length

58 minutes

Words per Minute

193.22238

Word Count

11,223

Sentence Count

951

Misogynist Sentences

31

Hate Speech Sentences

29


Summary

In this episode, we talk about a video of a guy robbing a Home Depot and a bunch of dudes beat the shit out of him. We talk about the difference between the mafia and the modern day goons, and if we are better off or worse off now.


Transcript

00:00:03.000 I gotta tell you guys, I watched this video from our friends over at Clown World on Twitter, and it just... I was so satisfied watching this video.
00:00:13.000 I was filled with a certain kind of satisfaction.
00:00:16.000 I want you to watch this video, because I know that all of you will also feel a kind of satisfaction.
00:00:21.000 And the video is, a guy robbing a Home Depot, so a bunch of dudes beat the fucking shit out of him.
00:00:29.000 Good, dude.
00:00:30.000 Here you go.
00:00:31.000 Good.
00:00:32.000 Fucking scumbag.
00:00:33.000 Yeah.
00:00:34.000 You just walked out with all this shit.
00:00:36.000 That's what you're supposed to do.
00:00:40.000 Shame on you.
00:00:41.000 Asshole.
00:00:43.000 Be careful.
00:00:44.000 You're not fucking walking away with that fucking beer.
00:00:48.000 Get the fuck.
00:00:49.000 You're not fucking walking away with it, gank.
00:00:54.000 YOU AREN'T FUCKING TAKING NOTHING, ASSHOLE!
00:00:57.000 YOU AREN'T FUCKING TAKING NOTHING!
00:01:00.000 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
00:01:02.000 I'M GOING!
00:01:04.000 He's still trying to steal it!
00:01:05.000 YOU AREN'T TAKING NOTHING!
00:01:07.000 DROP IT!
00:01:08.000 YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
00:01:10.000 He tries stealing it and they knock it out.
00:01:12.000 It's not over yet.
00:01:14.000 They beat the shit out of him.
00:01:17.000 They beat the shit out of the crowd.
00:01:24.000 Get out of the fucking crowd.
00:01:27.000 Fuck you.
00:01:28.000 Fuck you.
00:01:29.000 It's all it takes.
00:01:32.000 On the fucking ground.
00:01:35.000 They're going to call the police.
00:01:36.000 The cops aren't going to do shit.
00:01:37.000 But that guy ain't coming back to that Home Depot no more.
00:01:40.000 And you know what I was thinking about when I saw this?
00:01:43.000 Look, man.
00:01:46.000 I watched this video from a Bronx Tale.
00:01:50.000 That's a fuckin' movie.
00:01:51.000 I watched Casino this past weekend.
00:01:54.000 Three fuckin' hours!
00:01:56.000 Holy shit!
00:01:57.000 Have you guys seen Casino?
00:01:58.000 No, I've seen lots of clips from it, though.
00:02:00.000 Dude, you gotta watch Casino.
00:02:01.000 Robert De Niro.
00:02:01.000 Yeah, you should watch that.
00:02:01.000 Damn, dude.
00:02:02.000 I went on a Don Rickles kick a few months ago.
00:02:04.000 Scorsese.
00:02:06.000 Holy shit.
00:02:07.000 I love the scene where they catch the card cheats and he just fuckin' smashes his hand with the mallet.
00:02:13.000 He's like, which hand do you do the tapping with?
00:02:16.000 Do it with your left?
00:02:16.000 My right?
00:02:16.000 I don't know.
00:02:17.000 Bam!
00:02:17.000 And he just smashes his hand.
00:02:19.000 And look, look.
00:02:22.000 I wouldn't actually want to be in a situation where I smash someone's hand like that.
00:02:27.000 But the reason why it's satisfying is I think all of us are just so fucking fed up with these scumbags taking advantage of our kindness and our goodwill.
00:02:36.000 Watching these guys just say, fuck no.
00:02:41.000 We gotta pay what we pay because of people like you.
00:02:44.000 And they beat the shit out of them, they pushed them, they shoved them, they stopped them, they hold them down, they say, call the police.
00:02:49.000 It's the right thing to do.
00:02:51.000 But you know what I'm thinking, man?
00:02:53.000 Were we better off or worse off when the mafia beat the shit out of people?
00:02:58.000 Because I'm not a fan of shakedowns.
00:03:02.000 Like, the reality of the mafia is not some glorified movie.
00:03:04.000 No, they were robbing people, they were going to stores, they were stealing from them.
00:03:07.000 My question is, as bad as that was, are we better or worse off now?
00:03:12.000 I almost would rather have a couple of goons show up and be like, yes, we're gonna do you're gonna pay me and no one's gonna fuck with you.
00:03:18.000 And I'd be like, all right, I guess.
00:03:20.000 Other than what we have now, where could you imagine if there was still a mafia?
00:03:25.000 What would happen to these dudes who raided the store stealing everything when they run into a clothing shop and they'll just grab clothes?
00:03:32.000 Mother f- holy shit.
00:03:34.000 Mafia dudes would show up to their homes with baseball bats and crack some kneecaps and it would never happen again.
00:03:39.000 And that's not a good thing!
00:03:41.000 I'm not saying that that's a good thing, I'm just saying we are worse!
00:03:44.000 We are worse than that!
00:03:46.000 The criminal coordination ability on the internet now is like post mafia so like they can organize around like it used to just be strong dudes hanging out on the corner with baseball bats that was the mafia basically I mean but now you got dudes with like Facebook groups that can coordinate be like the guys at the coffee shop on 4th and 11th let's meet there at this time and fuck him up kind of thing and they can... Dude that scene from a Bronx Tale?
00:04:12.000 When the guys are being all loud, because the bartender won't serve them.
00:04:15.000 Oh yeah.
00:04:16.000 They're not dressed properly.
00:04:17.000 And so the mob boss walks in, what's the problem?
00:04:19.000 And he's like, look man, the biker guy's like, I just want to have a beer.
00:04:22.000 And he's like, spoken like a gentleman.
00:04:24.000 Serve them their beers.
00:04:25.000 And then they get the beers, shake them up, and spray the bartender.
00:04:27.000 And he goes, okay, now yous gotta leave.
00:04:30.000 And the guy's like, fuck you.
00:04:31.000 And he's like, okay.
00:04:32.000 Closes the door, locks it, and goes, nows you can't leave.
00:04:36.000 And then a bunch of good ol' boys come in the back with baseball bats and beat the fuck out of him.
00:04:40.000 And you know why I like that scene?
00:04:41.000 Because the mob boss looked at them and said, I know your clothes, you're underdressed, but you're a gentleman and you will be allowed to drink in my establishment.
00:04:50.000 That was honor.
00:04:51.000 And those guys spat in his face and he says, okay, now you get the stick.
00:04:54.000 And I'm just like...
00:04:56.000 The mob boss was actually giving him a chance.
00:04:58.000 Yeah, first he offered to let him leave, and then... Well, oh right, now you gotta leave.
00:05:04.000 Exactly.
00:05:05.000 He was like, you can have your beer because you're a good guy.
00:05:07.000 I appreciate that.
00:05:08.000 That's what a man does.
00:05:08.000 You asked politely.
00:05:10.000 Then they fuck with him.
00:05:10.000 He says, now you gotta leave.
00:05:11.000 And they say, fuck you, no.
00:05:12.000 And he goes, okay, now you can't.
00:05:14.000 It's like he gave him an opportunity.
00:05:16.000 He didn't just jump the gun.
00:05:17.000 He said, you want to fuck around and find out?
00:05:18.000 You fuck around and find out.
00:05:20.000 But we got too many of these...
00:05:22.000 Like, it's the legal nature of this country.
00:05:25.000 It's because police officers will... Look, how much you want to bet?
00:05:30.000 When the cops showed up, they arrested the guys who stopped the shoplifter.
00:05:33.000 I wouldn't bet on it, but that did cross my mind that that could have possibly happened.
00:05:37.000 They're like, fuck you, you thief!
00:05:39.000 The cops show up.
00:05:39.000 We're gonna stop you!
00:05:40.000 What happened?
00:05:40.000 And the shoplifter goes, they have a video of them assaulting me in a mob.
00:05:44.000 And the cop goes, is that true?
00:05:45.000 Show me the video.
00:05:46.000 This guy goes, look, officer, he was stealing.
00:05:47.000 He goes, wow, it's a video of you assaulting a guy.
00:05:49.000 You're under arrest.
00:05:50.000 Do you remember that story about two female Lululemon employees?
00:05:54.000 I think it was in Georgia.
00:05:55.000 They got fired because someone had come in and done the thing where they, like, grab all of the clothes that are on the front display and the company fired them because they said our policy is explicitly that you do not engage with shoplifters, you let them run away, probably because the company would face liability if they got injured or something like that, like workman's comp.
00:06:14.000 That's what they say.
00:06:15.000 That's what they say, which is interesting, right?
00:06:17.000 And so there was this social media backlash where people were saying, you know, they're trying to stop people from stealing your products and you fired them.
00:06:24.000 You were punishing them.
00:06:26.000 We're gonna play, I'm gonna play this.
00:06:27.000 We played it before, I'm playing it again.
00:06:29.000 Because people were like, Tim messed the best part.
00:06:30.000 part non-planet.
00:06:57.000 Oh, yeah.
00:06:58.000 So good.
00:06:59.000 These are the days of legit badasses, though.
00:07:02.000 Yup.
00:07:03.000 Wearing a suit.
00:07:04.000 That's what a suit's supposed to be for.
00:07:05.000 Watch this.
00:07:06.000 So good.
00:07:07.000 Fellas, you should not dress properly.
00:07:08.000 You're gonna have to leave.
00:07:09.000 Properly?
00:07:09.000 Jimmy!
00:07:10.000 What's wrong with the way we're dressed?
00:07:11.000 What's up?
00:07:11.000 This gentleman ain't dressed right.
00:07:12.000 I asked him to leave.
00:07:13.000 Is there a problem, then?
00:07:15.000 Not a problem.
00:07:16.000 As your man here says, we're not properly dressed.
00:07:18.000 Like our money ain't green.
00:07:19.000 We just want a couple of beers.
00:07:21.000 A few beers, that's it.
00:07:23.000 That's it.
00:07:23.000 We'll be on our way.
00:07:24.000 We ain't looking for trouble.
00:07:27.000 Spoken like a gentleman.
00:07:28.000 Give me a fist.
00:07:30.000 Go ahead.
00:07:30.000 I appreciate it.
00:07:34.000 Spoken like a gentleman.
00:07:37.000 You got some brews down here.
00:07:38.000 Nice cold ones.
00:07:39.000 Get us some nice cold brews.
00:07:40.000 Come on.
00:07:41.000 Two over here, eh?
00:07:42.000 I'll have one more.
00:07:43.000 One more.
00:07:44.000 One more over here.
00:07:45.000 One more.
00:07:46.000 Hey, bros.
00:07:47.000 Good-bye, everybody.
00:07:48.000 Hey, bros.
00:07:49.000 Good-bye, everybody.
00:07:50.000 Hey, bros.
00:07:52.000 Oh, you again, huh?
00:07:52.000 Hey!
00:07:53.000 That wasn't very nice.
00:07:56.000 I think he's gotta leave.
00:07:57.000 I'll tell you where the fuck we leave, alright?
00:07:59.000 Look at all this shit over here!
00:08:03.000 Hey!
00:08:05.000 Oh, you again, huh?
00:08:07.000 That wasn't very nice. I think he's gotta leave.
00:08:10.000 I'll tell you when the fuck we leave, alright? Get the fuck away from me.
00:08:13.000 I'm just kidding.
00:08:14.000 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Now you just can't leave.
00:08:19.000 I will never forget the look on their faces.
00:08:25.000 All eight of them.
00:08:27.000 Hey, what? Get outta here!
00:08:29.000 This is still half-empty.
00:08:31.000 Shit, we might as well be big.
00:08:33.000 He knows.
00:08:35.000 Now you just can't leave.
00:08:37.000 I will never forget the look on their faces.
00:08:41.000 All eight of them.
00:08:43.000 Their faces dropped.
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00:09:47.000 All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies.
00:09:51.000 They had a reputation for breaking up bars, but they knew that instant they made a fatal mistake.
00:09:58.000 This time they walked into the wrong bar.
00:10:01.000 I'm gonna kill you, motherfucker!
00:10:03.000 Fucking come on!
00:10:05.000 Let's go, let's go!
00:10:07.000 Come on!
00:10:09.000 Let's go!
00:10:11.000 Come on!
00:10:13.000 Let's go, motherfucker!
00:10:15.000 Come on!
00:10:17.000 Thou shall never love another
00:10:23.000 Practice fucking hell!
00:10:25.000 Thou shall never love another And stand
00:10:29.000 Come by me at home, boy.
00:10:31.000 Why?
00:10:32.000 And stand by me all the while.
00:10:35.000 I can take happiness with a heartache.
00:10:39.000 I can take happiness with a heartache.
00:10:44.000 I can go through life wearing a smile.
00:10:47.000 I can go through life wearing a smile.
00:10:52.000 Oh, how happy we will be if I love the music.
00:10:59.000 Commandments of love.
00:11:01.000 You can make love with this.
00:11:02.000 Fucking heck.
00:11:03.000 Come on, get him out of here.
00:11:07.000 Drag him the fuck out.
00:11:10.000 Come on.
00:11:11.000 You can make love to this.
00:11:20.000 Damn.
00:11:26.000 If only we had people like Longerson to fight like this.
00:11:30.000 Not.
00:11:31.000 Not physically, but in the same spirit.
00:11:34.000 Look at that.
00:11:37.000 The kids kick the shit out of him.
00:11:39.000 Kick him in the groin.
00:11:41.000 Come on, baby!
00:11:42.000 Kick him in the groin!
00:11:43.000 Kick him in the groin.
00:11:44.000 I can hear you, motherfucker!
00:11:46.000 Look at me.
00:11:48.000 Come on.
00:11:49.000 I'm the one who did this to you.
00:11:50.000 Remember me.
00:11:52.000 Holy fuck.
00:11:54.000 Come on, come on, Sonny.
00:11:56.000 Come on, let's go, you guys.
00:11:57.000 Get the fuck out of here!
00:11:58.000 Let's, uh...
00:11:59.000 That ruined my whole fucking life.
00:12:00.000 Damn.
00:12:01.000 Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.
00:12:02.000 Sonny, get out of here.
00:12:03.000 Sonny, get the fuck out of here.
00:12:04.000 Come on, come on.
00:12:05.000 Let's break this down.
00:12:06.000 Be gone.
00:12:08.000 You don't live in this neighborhood.
00:12:10.000 You come into this neighborhood acting a fool.
00:12:13.000 And you want a beer, and the guy says, okay, I'll give you a beer.
00:12:16.000 Spoken like a gentleman.
00:12:18.000 Then, you spit in the face, figuratively, literally, of the bartender, of the guys being polite, and he says, okay, now leave.
00:12:25.000 And you still say, fuck you.
00:12:27.000 And so they beat the shit out of you.
00:12:31.000 Look, I don't know that we'd be better off, I don't know that we're in a good place when you live in a kind of society where a guy's gonna beat the shit out of his vigilante justice, but I will tell you right now, our country, our society would be substantially better, crime would be way lower if we had this instead of what we have now with these mass looting gangs.
00:12:51.000 Like, I watched a video, I think it was also from Clown World, guy in a pickup truck, two guys, back their truck up into, I think it's like a Walmart, smashing the sliding doors, walk in, lift up an ATM, throw it in the back of the truck and take off.
00:13:03.000 And I'm like... Yeah, I see that one.
00:13:05.000 You saw that one?
00:13:05.000 Yeah, I saw the same one.
00:13:07.000 If Chaz was running town, those guys, this would never happen.
00:13:12.000 I think I've told this story on air before, but when my parents first immigrated to the US, they were first married and living in New York and they wanted to buy property in Brooklyn.
00:13:20.000 This is in the 1980s.
00:13:21.000 And they were looking at different places and the real estate person took them around.
00:13:25.000 And there's one neighborhood, I don't remember which one now, and she was like, and this neighborhood is very safe.
00:13:29.000 It's controlled by the mob.
00:13:31.000 And it was interesting, right?
00:13:32.000 Because it was like, this is how we know it's safe because the mob is in control.
00:13:36.000 But, you know, unfortunately, it's kind of like the it's better to know your enemy proverb.
00:13:41.000 Like, this is a system with structure as opposed to just random criminals all acting at random times, which makes it so you could run into crime at any moment.
00:13:51.000 You don't know what's going to happen to your property.
00:13:53.000 Like you say, vigilante justice is better than no justice.
00:13:57.000 But how far does it go?
00:13:58.000 Who's the vigilante?
00:13:59.000 Are they like, hey, you're looking at me weird.
00:14:01.000 Take him out.
00:14:02.000 It's like the fucking shopkeeper who is, they're trying to murder him.
00:14:02.000 It's not even that.
00:14:06.000 And then he defends himself.
00:14:07.000 So the police came and arrest him and put him in prison.
00:14:09.000 I'm actually fucked.
00:14:10.000 I really enjoy watching, this is maybe some twisted to me, but watching like bullies get fucked up and like watching like a dude mess with somebody with his hand and then he, but I'm like sick in this way.
00:14:21.000 Like I want to see his hand get crushed into paste so he'll never be able to use it again.
00:14:25.000 Like full torturous retribution kinda.
00:14:29.000 And I love it.
00:14:29.000 I'm like, yes, good.
00:14:31.000 Less bullies.
00:14:32.000 Less behavior like that.
00:14:33.000 There is no tolerance for that kind of behavior.
00:14:35.000 But then you see these things where someone steals, they get their hand cut off, and you're like, how far do we take society?
00:14:40.000 I'm sorry, dude, people love it.
00:14:42.000 This scene from Casino, when he deals with scammers, 5 million views.
00:14:47.000 Should we jump to the best part?
00:14:50.000 I like watching real bully fights and real bullies getting destroyed.
00:14:54.000 Here we go.
00:14:55.000 It's quiet, it's quiet, listen.
00:14:56.000 Wait, wait, we gotta set it up.
00:15:03.000 We gotta set it up.
00:15:04.000 Hand to hand to paste.
00:15:05.000 Alright, so you're right handed.
00:15:07.000 Can you do that with both hands?
00:15:08.000 No.
00:15:09.000 Can't do it with both hands.
00:15:11.000 No, sir.
00:15:12.000 Can you do it with your left hand?
00:15:14.000 Oh, I never try.
00:15:16.000 Hand to hand to paste.
00:15:18.000 All right, so you're right handed.
00:15:19.000 Oh my god!
00:15:25.000 Now you're gonna have to learn with your left hand.
00:15:29.000 Now you're gonna have to learn with your left hand.
00:15:31.000 It's a hundred, 110.
00:15:33.000 This is great.
00:15:35.000 Dude, this movie was great.
00:15:40.000 That's the other cheater.
00:15:44.000 What a Don Rickles best.
00:15:50.000 He's always great, though.
00:15:52.000 Count the money in privacy, right?
00:15:54.000 Guess where he's bringing this motherfucker?
00:15:57.000 Have a good time? Yes. You don't want to count the money in privacy, you know you're in a lot of trouble. Count the
00:16:02.000 money in privacy, right? Guess where he's bringing this motherfucker.
00:16:05.000 Look what they did to my hair, man.
00:16:09.000 Alright, I'm gonna give you a choice.
00:16:14.000 You can either have the money and the hammer, or you can walk outta here.
00:16:16.000 You can't have both.
00:16:18.000 What do you want?
00:16:18.000 I just wanna get outta here.
00:16:19.000 And don't forget to tell your friends what happens if they fuck around here.
00:16:23.000 I'm sorry, I made a bad mistake.
00:16:23.000 You understand?
00:16:24.000 You're fuckin' right you made a bad mistake.
00:16:27.000 If you come back here, we catch either one of you, we're gonna break your fuckin' heads and you won't walk outta here.
00:16:30.000 You see that fuckin' saw?
00:16:31.000 We're gonna use it.
00:16:32.000 You don't fuck around in this place.
00:16:34.000 You got it?
00:16:35.000 Get outta here.
00:16:35.000 Yeah.
00:16:36.000 Thank you.
00:16:37.000 People love it.
00:16:38.000 They love the idea that bad guys get caught.
00:16:41.000 They love the idea.
00:16:42.000 Batman cracks skulls, you know what I mean?
00:16:43.000 But it's not just like bad... The fantasy is not just bad guy gets stopped.
00:16:48.000 It's that bad guy realizes in the torture that he suffers after he's caught why he shouldn't have been a bad guy.
00:16:53.000 Yeah.
00:16:54.000 And watching him just, like, paint that horrid, painful transition.
00:16:58.000 In the beginning of the movie, when they're introducing De Niro's character, and he's at the bar, and he, like, looks over to the guy to his right, and he's like, excuse me, is this your pen?
00:17:07.000 And he's like, yeah, what the fuck?
00:17:09.000 And he's like, I just want to make sure you didn't lose it.
00:17:12.000 And he was like, well, how about you go fucking shove that thing up your ass?
00:17:15.000 And he was like, what?
00:17:16.000 And then Joe Pesci just grabs it and just murders him with it.
00:17:20.000 And it was like, that's fucked up.
00:17:22.000 But, like, what I do like about these scenes is that Robert De Niro's character, he's just, like, trying to be nice.
00:17:29.000 Like, oh, sorry, man.
00:17:30.000 I just thought it was a nice pen.
00:17:31.000 I didn't want you to lose it.
00:17:32.000 And then the bat, like, the asshole acts up for no reason.
00:17:35.000 I mean, Joe Pesci stabbed him in the neck several times.
00:17:38.000 I mean, that's pretty fucked up.
00:17:40.000 But it's like, Robert De Niro's character in this, he's a tough guy, but he tries to be a good guy.
00:17:46.000 And the same thing is true with Sonny in A Bronx Tale.
00:17:50.000 He's a tough guy who will fuck you up, But he's honorable.
00:17:54.000 So, you know what, man?
00:17:57.000 We were better off.
00:17:59.000 Not that it was good, but we were better off.
00:18:01.000 You know, this might be a little bit off topic, but I also like the stories in American History X where you have Edward Norton does all the stuff that he does, then he goes to prison and he winds up getting, you know...
00:18:13.000 For all intents and purposes he got fucked in the ass, you know, and he's he he went through but it's it's a redemption story, right?
00:18:20.000 but then it has a tragic ending at the same time, but But I love those redemption stories, too.
00:18:26.000 Yeah And you know and I and I don't think I don't think that That America's too far gone.
00:18:33.000 I'm not I'm not blackpilled.
00:18:35.000 I don't either but you know And I think about, so have y'all seen, have y'all seen yet, um, uh, Cobra Kai?
00:18:42.000 So I'm an 80s kid.
00:18:43.000 No, I saw the first season.
00:18:44.000 So Cobra Kai is like one of the most anti-woke shows that you can probably watch.
00:18:44.000 Okay.
00:18:49.000 It is freaking amazing.
00:18:51.000 Um, but, uh, highly, highly, highly recommend it.
00:18:54.000 But it, it, it makes you like, Like, long for those days.
00:18:59.000 Like, you know, where we used to be able to say, oh, you know, when I was a kid, we used to play Smear the Queer.
00:19:03.000 Now, whenever I say that, that has to be edited out of whatever podcast I'm on.
00:19:08.000 That's so true.
00:19:08.000 That's what we called it.
00:19:09.000 It was called Smear the Queer.
00:19:11.000 What is that game?
00:19:12.000 What is it?
00:19:13.000 Oh, I mean, yeah, it's basically... Different kind of iterations, but like, yeah.
00:19:17.000 Yeah, it's basically kind of like tag, you know, but like you're the queer, or sometimes you can play it with a football too, but like if you have it, you have to like run, and the whole goal is to basically tackle you, so it's kind of like full contact tag.
00:19:32.000 Yeah, pretty much.
00:19:34.000 It's one of the most pointless games, but it's fun as hell.
00:19:38.000 But it's hurtful.
00:19:39.000 Did it get a woke rebranding?
00:19:41.000 Or do kids just not play that game anymore?
00:19:43.000 I mean, I don't, I don't think that kids, kids don't hardly roughhouse anymore at all.
00:19:47.000 I mean, now it's got to be fun, fun, fair and safe.
00:19:49.000 Sarcastable.
00:19:50.000 You see that one in South Park?
00:19:51.000 No.
00:19:51.000 Where they're all wearing bras.
00:19:53.000 Oh yeah.
00:19:53.000 And they've like, they're chasing a balloon or something because football's too dangerous.
00:19:57.000 So they sarcastically just say it's like, Oh, why don't we have them wear bras while we're at it and chase a balloon.
00:20:02.000 And they're like, okay.
00:20:03.000 That's a great idea.
00:20:04.000 Has it really gotten so bad, which I don't know if y'all have seen this, but has it really gotten so bad that now the NFL is considered sports entertainment like WWE?
00:20:15.000 Is it rigged, and is it really considered sports entertainment?
00:20:18.000 But they also get more commercial breaks and everything.
00:20:20.000 If you were to watch a high school or college game, it's a different structure than the NFL, right?
00:20:25.000 This is not my area of expertise, but NFL players actually take more time on the sidelines because there's all these commercial breaks, from what I understand.
00:20:34.000 They're not like under the same kind of physical pressure.
00:20:36.000 I don't know whenever you're trying to go to college.
00:20:40.000 Let's go to colors!
00:20:42.000 Yeah, we should.
00:20:42.000 I'm laughing at this post from Dirt Stash.
00:20:46.000 They told us we couldn't play Smear the Queer, so we switched to Tag the Fag, which is pretty good.
00:20:52.000 I like that.
00:20:53.000 I've got some trivia for you.
00:20:54.000 Alright, hit it with it.
00:20:56.000 Do you know what the Latin root of fag is?
00:21:01.000 You know what the word is, right?
00:21:05.000 What does it mean?
00:21:06.000 It means a bundle of sticks.
00:21:07.000 A.K.A.
00:21:08.000 Fashies.
00:21:09.000 Fashies is the same Latin root as faggot.
00:21:12.000 The same thing.
00:21:13.000 So the Brits get their word for cigarettes as well.
00:21:15.000 Yeah, I was going to say, it's a cigarette.
00:21:16.000 A bundle of sticks.
00:21:17.000 A bundle of little sticks, A.K.A.
00:21:19.000 smokes.
00:21:19.000 The fascists had a bundle of sticks and we sort of took that away from them.
00:21:24.000 Made it something very, very different.
00:21:26.000 We reclaimed the term, so to speak.
00:21:27.000 Well, I don't know if we reclaimed it.
00:21:29.000 Oh, and now that term has been canceled.
00:21:31.000 All right.
00:21:31.000 Yeah.
00:21:32.000 Romanation.
00:21:34.000 How you doing, man?
00:21:34.000 I hope you're well.
00:21:37.000 What's going on, crew?
00:21:38.000 It's AK, your favorite guy, here to fulfill all your question needs.
00:21:41.000 What's going on, Tim?
00:21:43.000 Not much.
00:21:45.000 Sounds good, sounds good.
00:21:47.000 This question's for the future representative, Jamison Ellis.
00:21:51.000 Tonight, I'm actually going to go against the grain, all right?
00:21:54.000 So, I'm not a Texan, but I have a lot of friends and family that are in Texas.
00:22:00.000 With the issues that we have with the so-called grifters in Congress, said by the so-called esteemed Eyepatch McCain, I speak for my Texan friends when I ask, why should they trust you?
00:22:14.000 Yeah, so that's actually a great question.
00:22:16.000 So the only thing that I can really do, because whether someone decides to vote for me or not, it's going to be a risk either way.
00:22:22.000 So if you vote for me, it's a risk, right?
00:22:24.000 That I'm not who I say I am.
00:22:25.000 If you don't vote for me, then you risk Crenshaw continuing to be Crenshaw.
00:22:30.000 He's actually got a record.
00:22:32.000 So what I'm doing differently is because other than giving my word that I'm going to go to Congress and do exactly what I say I'm going to do and represent the people, everybody does that, right?
00:22:41.000 What we're doing different is we are actually building an accountability coalition.
00:22:46.000 And it's not going to be run by me or my campaign.
00:22:49.000 It's going to be run by constituents.
00:22:50.000 But the whole point of this accountability coalition is to be able to hold me accountable.
00:22:55.000 And if I don't go to Congress and do exactly what I say I'm going to do, Then they'll have the numbers to vote my butt out of office and put somebody in there that, you know, they can give somebody another shot.
00:23:06.000 The problem is right now is that incumbents have a 98% re-election success rate and it doesn't matter how bad they screw up, they're going to get re-elected because they depend on the apathy Of the majority and so we want to change that what we want to do is prove it out here in Texas or here all the way up here but in Texas in Texas too and then we want to roll that out to the rest of the state of Texas because we got to get Texas right first and then once we prove that this type of accountability coalition can be rolled out across a great state of Texas we can start rolling it out in other states but at the end of the day man as I am one voice amongst 435
00:23:48.000 And I'm not running to be anybody's savior.
00:23:50.000 I'm not running to be anybody's honored leader or esteemed leader.
00:23:54.000 I'm not running to be Jesus or pastor.
00:23:56.000 I'm running to be the representative.
00:23:58.000 And the moment that I stop representing my constituents, they need to have the numbers to vote my ass out and put somebody in there that will.
00:24:06.000 Beautiful.
00:24:06.000 Nice.
00:24:07.000 Beautiful.
00:24:08.000 If I had one other question here, what core principles do you think you share with Crenshaw and what he will or would have done differently in office under similar circumstances?
00:24:08.000 Well said.
00:24:22.000 That's a hard question to answer just because I don't know how much I truly trust Crenshaw.
00:24:28.000 I mean, he claims to care about the border.
00:24:30.000 He claims to care about liberty.
00:24:32.000 He claims to share, you know, our values as conservatives, but he's actually gone to Congress and proves that he does the exact opposite.
00:24:40.000 I don't really know that I can truly answer that question honestly because I don't think we have a whole whole lot in common.
00:24:45.000 I will say this is that I do honor and value his service in our military.
00:24:50.000 I love the fact that he was willing to sign on that dotted line and was willing to risk his life to keep the torch of Liberty ablaze.
00:24:57.000 But that was years ago.
00:24:59.000 Here in 2024, he's refused to debate me.
00:25:01.000 He's refused to go stand toe-to-toe with me, eye-to-eye, and be held to an account.
00:25:08.000 And so I don't know what happened to the valor and to the courage that he had because here, what is today?
00:25:15.000 February, today's 28th or 29th?
00:25:16.000 28th.
00:25:17.000 Tomorrow's Leap Day!
00:25:18.000 Yeah, so today's February 28th, here we are in 2024, and he acts like a little bitch.
00:25:24.000 So I don't know where his courage and valor went, and I don't really know that I can truly answer that question, honestly.
00:25:31.000 We're having a Leap Day party.
00:25:33.000 Cool.
00:25:34.000 Yeah, we got to get candy for, you know, Leap Day William, he trades candy for children's tears.
00:25:39.000 Oh my god.
00:25:41.000 It's sad, kids.
00:25:43.000 It's like an off Halloween.
00:25:45.000 All right, well, thank you guys for taking my call and I'll see you guys at Martinsburg.
00:25:52.000 Right on.
00:25:52.000 Looking forward to it, brother.
00:25:53.000 Yeah, Crenshaw refused to come on the show twice.
00:25:55.000 Yeah, he did.
00:25:56.000 That's why.
00:25:56.000 And then he just stopped responding to us.
00:25:59.000 He's disingenuous to me.
00:26:00.000 Yeah, he's fake.
00:26:01.000 Yeah.
00:26:02.000 Anyways, po-tay-toes.
00:26:04.000 How are you, brother?
00:26:05.000 Ash, I'm sticking with Stu.
00:26:06.000 How are you, brother?
00:26:07.000 Or sister, I don't know.
00:26:08.000 I'm doing well, how about you guys?
00:26:11.000 Hey, I'm doing all right.
00:26:12.000 Excellent. How are you?
00:26:15.000 I'm doing pretty good.
00:26:16.000 Just got my baby down to bed.
00:26:18.000 Thanks for taking my call.
00:26:19.000 My question is for everyone.
00:26:23.000 So I'm down here in Southern Arizona and we know that illegally immigrating to the United States thrives on businesses paying people under the table, aka with cash.
00:26:34.000 So with this in mind, do you think that the government steps towards moving us to a cashless society is intentional or a massive oversight in regards to the illegal immigrants?
00:26:45.000 And should the illegal migrants not be granted amnesty under Biden, what do you think would happen to them if we still push towards a cashless society?
00:26:54.000 I think somebody would still pay them in cash.
00:26:59.000 I think that it's, It's like why are there still video stores in the US?
00:27:04.000 Well actually there are parts of the country that don't have regular access to internet so they don't depend on streaming.
00:27:09.000 Just because the majority of people would move to a cashless society doesn't mean that a person who's hiring day laborers wouldn't know to have cash on hand.
00:27:21.000 It shifts the consumer experience but not necessarily the business experience.
00:27:27.000 You know, obviously I'm against amnesty.
00:27:28.000 I don't think Joe Biden should grant it.
00:27:30.000 Maybe he will at the end of his term just to give, you know, potentially President Trump something else to deal with.
00:27:36.000 But I think you're, obviously you're probably experiencing this more directly than a lot of us are.
00:27:41.000 I think the idea that there are ways that people encourage and support illegal migrations, including businesses that hire people who are here illegally, it's difficult to challenge, but unfortunately, I just don't think They would agree to be cashless.
00:27:57.000 I think they know they would keep cash on hand to support people working on the table.
00:28:01.000 Well, and I always think it's kind of funny when I hear the term cashless society, because back whenever I was, you know, getting into Bitcoin and whatnot, one of the biggest selling points for me was, you know, we don't, I don't know of very many people that still carry cash to this day.
00:28:15.000 Like literally we swipe cards and it's just digits on a screen.
00:28:19.000 And so, you know, I don't know that it would really make that big of a difference.
00:28:24.000 I mean, any time that you want to pay somebody for something, you want to give them some kind of, whether it's tangible or intangible, there's always ways to pay people off, to buy people off.
00:28:35.000 It could be power, it could be money.
00:28:38.000 Or, you know, like how it is in Houston, you've got a whole group of illegals that will show up to the Home Depot and say, hey, I'll pay you 20 bucks and a six-pack of beer to come and help me do this, and then they'll just do it.
00:28:49.000 You know, I don't really know that it would make a difference, cashless or not cashless, to be honest.
00:28:54.000 It doesn't surprise me to think of a government creating a problem and then creating the solution for the problem.
00:29:01.000 So they're like, oh, we accidentally let in all these people that shouldn't be here.
00:29:04.000 Let's go to a central bank digital currency so we can monitor the economics and make sure that we can get all those people out.
00:29:10.000 It's for your safety.
00:29:11.000 And we're like, well, you just created the fucking problem.
00:29:14.000 They're not participating.
00:29:14.000 Yeah.
00:29:15.000 We're not going cashless.
00:29:16.000 Like that would only, you'd only be able to monitor people who are opting into being cashless.
00:29:16.000 Yeah.
00:29:20.000 So if you decided to stay off the grid, you just have cash.
00:29:23.000 Whenever you hear that it's for your own safety thing.
00:29:25.000 It's always a tell for me.
00:29:27.000 Yeah.
00:29:27.000 I don't think that they're intentionally letting people in just so that they can be like, oopsie.
00:29:31.000 Now we need to do a digital service, but that's a happy, you know, by-product is that you could make that argument.
00:29:37.000 I tell you one of the things and this is again just from from a congressional standpoint what we this is one of the reasons why I fully support the fair taxes because it untaxes income and it taxes what we spend not what we earn well what that means is is that those that are over here illegally aren't going to be exempt from is right now we have illegal aliens coming over and they're incentivized to be over here with all the benefits and everything else they can also evade Having to pay taxes as a result.
00:30:06.000 It doesn't matter if it's a cashless society or not, if we get taxed on what we spend and not what we earn, illegals won't be exempt from it.
00:30:16.000 So it actually de-incentivizes illegal immigration if we are able to repeal the 16th Amendment, which does away with the progressive income tax and set an active fare tax.
00:30:26.000 Also, congrats on having a baby!
00:30:28.000 That means you're fighting the declining birth rate, and we all owe you a debt of gratitude.
00:30:32.000 That's amazing.
00:30:32.000 Yeah, congratulations.
00:30:34.000 Thank you very much.
00:30:35.000 And I thank you guys for your input.
00:30:38.000 That's a good question.
00:30:39.000 It was a great question.
00:30:39.000 Cheers.
00:30:40.000 Thank you very much.
00:30:42.000 Have a good night.
00:30:42.000 Bye.
00:30:43.000 Thanks for calling in.
00:30:43.000 Likewise.
00:30:43.000 Cheers.
00:30:46.000 All right.
00:30:48.000 Criminal Aliens.
00:30:48.000 I agree, Raymond.
00:30:49.000 I saw you today.
00:30:50.000 Cheers.
00:30:51.000 Asmodeus Ake.
00:30:53.000 How are you?
00:30:56.000 Well.
00:30:56.000 Good.
00:30:58.000 And we all feel like that sometimes, especially lately, so I hear you.
00:31:02.000 Yeah.
00:31:03.000 So this is actually a question that I wanted to ask one of your earlier guests but wasn't able to get it in, but I guess let's ask the panel instead.
00:31:11.000 Just what are your thoughts on the utter state of just mainstream Western Christianity and how it's just utterly failed in defending its values and just failed men in general?
00:31:20.000 And do you think there's any reform going on?
00:31:22.000 Because I see people like Matt Walsh and Jeff Youngers talk about this too.
00:31:26.000 They just keep saying get married and have kids when the environment just isn't permissible for that really for men.
00:31:34.000 It's very unfair and the consequences of divorce are so high and it just...
00:31:40.000 It's asking someone to get married as a man in this day and age is like asking someone to walk into machine gun fire or charge a trench with a loaded musket.
00:31:53.000 Well, even prenups can be overturned in court.
00:31:57.000 And even if a prenup is financial, that may not protect your kids from being transed.
00:32:02.000 I mean, I'm getting married, too.
00:32:04.000 I mean, the thing is, like, if you are feeling blackpilled, that's a very different conversation than how is Western Christianity failing, right?
00:32:12.000 Like, there are a lot of ways to look at culture in the state of the world right now and say, like, things are awful, and no matter what, everything could go wrong, I could get a prenup, and then You know, the person I marry could cheat and then I could step on a landmine and, you know, I think we all go through periods where it feels like we are up against a very, you know, up against a stack deck, so to speak.
00:32:30.000 But I think ultimately, like all things, we are challenged and tested and there are reasons why you should identify your values and live them even if the culture tells you that they're bad.
00:32:43.000 And I think that It's hard to stay optimistic and I think it's easy to find fault like if you're talking about Western Christianity there are a lot of ways that theology has been corrupted or that people's personal sins or greed or ego have come in and led a lot of people astray which creates bigger cultural problems but I think that we're all put on earth to try and make the world better and not worse and so therefore we should try and use the resources at our disposal to not give in to these things.
00:33:14.000 So yeah, maybe you get a prenup and it gets overturned in court, but hopefully you're with someone who doesn't believe in divorce, who wants to work through problems, who you feel like you've built a strong relationship with and can produce strong children and then, in turn, help build a strong community.
00:33:30.000 That's maybe my optimistic pep talk coming through.
00:33:30.000 Yeah.
00:33:33.000 Yeah, and I'll just say this, and again, I'm coming at it from two perspectives here.
00:33:37.000 One, as a Christian, and two, as a congressional candidate, is my personal belief is that marriage is a religious institution and government needs to keep its hand out of it.
00:33:45.000 I understand that government needs to be able to keep track of who's married and who's not.
00:33:52.000 But one of the biggest things that really irks me is that if you're married, you get tax benefits.
00:33:59.000 Uh, just simply because you're married.
00:34:01.000 And, and I think that's a, that's a way for the federal government to kind of use that over our heads.
00:34:05.000 And that's also why you have people that want to want to change or redefine what marriage actually is.
00:34:10.000 Uh, whenever marriage existed, uh, and marriage was defined by God before government ever existed.
00:34:16.000 So that's why I say it's a religious institution.
00:34:18.000 As far as the churches go, the Western church, um, they've been castrated.
00:34:24.000 And so we have churches that won't answer questions.
00:34:28.000 We have churches that won't stand up for the truth.
00:34:31.000 We basically have, in most trendy churches now, you have TED Talks with God sprinkled in to make people feel good.
00:34:39.000 And so that's a huge problem.
00:34:41.000 If you go to China, China, I just know I have to say that too, I say China.
00:34:46.000 Whenever you go to China where it's against the law to be a Christian and you have the underground church growing, that takes commitment and that takes guts.
00:34:57.000 I don't think most quote unquote Christians here in America could go to China and be willing to risk their lives to be able to meet and congregate.
00:35:05.000 Uh, for a church service.
00:35:06.000 And so I think, I just personally think that the Western church, the American church has been castrated.
00:35:12.000 I went through like, uh, I think it's, I mean, Christianity needs a reformation to become more widely adopted because people are like realists right now.
00:35:20.000 They're not, they're not like women are not men.
00:35:22.000 Dude does not, imaginary man does not live in the sky and impregnate women.
00:35:26.000 And the church doesn't say that.
00:35:28.000 Yeah, well, they told me that Mary was impregnated by a sky spirit.
00:35:32.000 And I'm like, all right, look, I need real fucking shit right now because the world is in peril.
00:35:36.000 And we need that speaking through in our religion as well.
00:35:39.000 So I think I take the eyes of, rather than worship that guy, Jesus, live like him.
00:35:43.000 Be like him.
00:35:44.000 What would he do right now?
00:35:45.000 Do that.
00:35:46.000 I was never told in Catholic school that Jesus or God were in the sky.
00:35:50.000 Is that something that happened with your teachings or anything like that?
00:35:50.000 I don't know.
00:35:53.000 No.
00:35:53.000 Hannah Clare?
00:35:54.000 No.
00:35:55.000 I mean, honestly, I'm not trying to... I think that's how it gets conceptualized, because people think heaven is above, the sky is above.
00:36:01.000 When I was in Catholic school, it was never once uttered that God was in the sky.
00:36:04.000 The firmament?
00:36:05.000 Did they ever tell you about the firmament?
00:36:06.000 Well, the firmament separates the upper oceans from the lower oceans, but they never said God was beyond the firmament.
00:36:12.000 Well, is it heaven up above the firmament?
00:36:14.000 They never said that God was in the sky.
00:36:17.000 Not once.
00:36:18.000 Firmament is like Talmud and Torah stuff, right?
00:36:23.000 I think so.
00:36:24.000 But it's entirely possible there are people who are Christian teachers that don't know what the fuck you're talking about and will say weird shit.
00:36:29.000 Well, especially here in America.
00:36:31.000 So there's a guy that I highly recommend.
00:36:33.000 His name is Dr. Frank Turek.
00:36:35.000 I love Dr. Turek.
00:36:36.000 If you ever get a chance to get him on a show, I highly recommend it.
00:36:39.000 Here's a way to consider it.
00:36:40.000 Oh, sorry.
00:36:41.000 That's okay.
00:36:42.000 So Dr. Frank Turek, he's an apologist.
00:36:44.000 He actually uses science.
00:36:46.000 He has studied all the atheists, all those arguments.
00:36:50.000 And what was really kind of refreshing, I actually saw you talking about this, how you went from being an atheist to You're not a Christian, but you're more like a deist.
00:37:02.000 And to me, there's a seeking there.
00:37:05.000 I know that there's something greater than us.
00:37:07.000 Don't know what it is, but it's spaceless, timeless.
00:37:09.000 It operates outside of our space and time.
00:37:11.000 It's greater than us, which is what we ultimately have to base our moral absolutes on.
00:37:16.000 Because if it's just based on what we agree to as a society, then that means as a society, if we all of a sudden decide that screwing kids is okay, Then that becomes the law of the land and that's just it's always evil no matter what and there has to be a constant for that but You know, I always like to look at it from a historical standpoint, too You know, that's why I like people like Josh McDowell and Lee Strobel who actually set out to disprove They figured that we could disprove Christianity if we could just disprove that Jesus Did that the things that they say happened to Jesus didn't actually happen and if we could somehow poke holes in that
00:37:54.000 Then that also means the rest of the Bible is false.
00:37:56.000 And so they set out to actually disprove, and for Lee Strobel specifically, I don't know if you've seen the movie The Case for Christ, but Lee Strobel specifically spent two years trying to disprove the death, burial, and resurrection of Jesus as an atheist.
00:38:08.000 And at the end of that two years, he had to follow the evidence wherever it led, and he wound up becoming born again and gave his life to Christ.
00:38:15.000 The easiest way, I think, to explain it to somebody is, Ian, are you above Baldur's Gate?
00:38:22.000 Uh, no, not in the- Outside of.
00:38:24.000 Up.
00:38:25.000 Yes.
00:38:25.000 And you have- Water's Gate exists both within me and without me.
00:38:28.000 And you- So, yeah, right.
00:38:31.000 Uh, I think there's, like, maybe when people are trying to explain it to children, they'll oversimplify it.
00:38:36.000 That's a mistake.
00:38:38.000 I was never told God was in the sky.
00:38:40.000 I was told that God is everywhere and nowhere within everything, always around you, and... That's what I mean.
00:38:47.000 That's what I mean by man in the sky.
00:38:49.000 That concept.
00:38:50.000 Yeah, but that's intentionally derisive.
00:38:52.000 Like, you don't need to insult people.
00:38:53.000 Alright, but it's not a man.
00:38:55.000 It's not a human man.
00:38:56.000 That's a joke.
00:38:57.000 I don't know.
00:38:58.000 Like, we gotta be real.
00:38:59.000 Are you a human man?
00:38:59.000 If you want mass adoption, yes, I'm a human man.
00:39:01.000 Are there humans in Baldur's Gate?
00:39:03.000 No, they're all video game characters.
00:39:05.000 Yes, but they are humans.
00:39:06.000 In the game, they are called human.
00:39:07.000 You can put the word human on a video game character, it's still not a human.
00:39:11.000 So, man is created in the image of God.
00:39:14.000 Are the Baldur's Gate characters created in the image of humans?
00:39:16.000 Of man, yes.
00:39:17.000 That's right.
00:39:17.000 And you, outside of the game, have control over their lives.
00:39:20.000 You decide for them what they do.
00:39:22.000 But you are not the god of their game.
00:39:24.000 If you had console commands, you would be, but they've not released the patch for the console command, so maybe we gotta do a mod for that one.
00:39:30.000 But, when you play a video game, and you control the lives of the characters in those games, and they are made in your likeness, you are a facsimile of how one could start.
00:39:41.000 To try and interpret what God might be.
00:39:43.000 And I say that very, very, very broadly.
00:39:45.000 Try to interpret what he might be.
00:39:47.000 Is that the concept of what it means to exist outside of a system and to have characters made in your likeness is a concept humans can't understand.
00:39:57.000 Yeah, of course, I think that the vibration of reality is forming us into what we are.
00:40:03.000 And I can imagine if someone said, it's impossible for a person to grow two feet overnight, just instantly, by divine alteration.
00:40:13.000 And then I play Fallout, and I press the little tilde button, and I put in the code to grow character by two feet, and press enter, and the character goes, boop!
00:40:22.000 So, I am the god of that game.
00:40:26.000 So it is certainly and entirely possible that the God of our universe can affect it as so he pleases.
00:40:33.000 That's where I, it's, that's in, that would be called, what do you call that?
00:40:37.000 When you're in, what's it?
00:40:41.000 Induction.
00:40:42.000 You're inducing that backwards.
00:40:44.000 So that's not, that wouldn't be evidence that just because we can do that in a video game doesn't mean therefore the God of our universe also- I didn't say that.
00:40:51.000 I literally didn't say that.
00:40:52.000 It doesn't even- I said, the logic of the existence of a function Makes it easy for you to understand the existence of the function.
00:40:59.000 Yeah, but it's no evidence that the existence of the function is there.
00:41:02.000 And that's right.
00:41:02.000 I never said that was the case.
00:41:03.000 So the whole God creating, like being a man that impregnated Mary, like there's just some things about Christianity that I always had serious problems with that I think why it's not being mass adopted right now, why so many people like scoff at the stuff when there's so much good in it.
00:41:16.000 So I would love people to take a more realistic look at the thing.
00:41:20.000 I just think the real issue is that the average person, we have too many midwits who think they're smarter,
00:41:24.000 and what they do is they say things like, Sky God. And the way you did that is why people would adopt
00:41:30.000 it.
00:41:30.000 Because instead of saying something like, let's start with the basics of simulation theory,
00:41:35.000 which a lot of secular people will actually be interested to hear.
00:41:38.000 That there is a higher intelligence entity of some source or race that programmed our universe as a simulation and all of us within it.
00:41:46.000 Now you're beginning to understand Religion 101.
00:41:49.000 In fact, theologians, scholars, philosophers, even atheist philosophers, have already speculated as to what simulation theory is before you even realized the possibility of simulations existing.
00:42:01.000 Before the computer was invented, theologians, scholars, and philosophers understood the concepts of simulated existence.
00:42:10.000 Now that you're finally at a point where you can see the development of technology so that you can understand basic concepts, now atheists are starting to say, oh, simulation theory, that makes sense to me.
00:42:21.000 And then you say, so a higher power outside of our universe designed and created everything.
00:42:27.000 In fact, in simulation theory, you're proposing it's plausible that our universe was created 5,000 years ago and that dinosaurs were placed in the dirt to test our faith.
00:42:39.000 Because when someone makes a video game, they will put... They don't program the dinosaurs to die off and then wait a thousand years for the game to advance.
00:42:47.000 No, they just drag and drop the dinosaur bone into the dirt.
00:42:50.000 Easter eggs.
00:42:51.000 Yeah, Easter eggs and things like that.
00:42:53.000 If someone truly believes simulation theory is a possibility, then they're essentially saying they understand the possibility that the universe was designed by God, and God exists, and we were created in his likeness.
00:43:06.000 There's too many midwits, though.
00:43:06.000 It's that simple.
00:43:08.000 The midwits like to listen to George Carlin.
00:43:11.000 I like George Carlin, he's a funny guy.
00:43:13.000 But George Carlin has that famous bit where he's like, the greatest story ever told is a man in the sky.
00:43:19.000 And if you do, and he's watching you always.
00:43:21.000 And I'm like, the funny thing about that joke and the problem with the joke is that the average person has never actually heard the philosophical high level wise discussion of existence, philosophy, creation, But they watch Comedy Central and they hear George Carlin say, a man in the sky is watching you!
00:43:41.000 And they go, Christians are dumb.
00:43:43.000 And then you go and actually talk to, like, a theologian at a university, and he'll start explaining to you crazy high-level moral philosophies.
00:43:52.000 What we know is real in the universe, what we think we know.
00:43:55.000 They'll talk to you about solipsism.
00:43:57.000 They'll talk to you about utilitarianism.
00:44:00.000 They'll talk to you about early concepts and how they emerged.
00:44:03.000 And then you'll be like, holy shit, these are crazy ideas.
00:44:06.000 Do you smoke weed, dude?
00:44:08.000 And they'll be like, no, I just read the Bible.
00:44:09.000 There's two types of Christians that I've talked to, two types of people in general.
00:44:13.000 One is like, Jesus turned water into wine, they told me.
00:44:15.000 I was like, oh, that's interesting.
00:44:17.000 What if he had Wine, and he had like 50 people, so he watered it down into two jugs, and then each of those two, he watered them down again.
00:44:24.000 So they got a little bit of watered down wine.
00:44:27.000 It still tasted like wine, because they hadn't had wine in, you know, 30 days or whatever.
00:44:31.000 So it was fresh.
00:44:32.000 But there's some people will be like, oh, that's interesting.
00:44:34.000 Other people like, no, God did it.
00:44:36.000 He did it with a miracle.
00:44:37.000 And those people, I'm like, you got to just shake that free.
00:44:40.000 Like, get real with it.
00:44:43.000 The point is, something beyond physics occurred.
00:44:47.000 That's where I'm like, well, the burden of proof is on the claimant if you're gonna say that.
00:44:51.000 And that's called faith.
00:44:52.000 Yeah, you can't just act like you have faith in some nonsense, unphysically, that physics would say is not possible, and then you win.
00:44:59.000 You're the loser in that situation if you can't prove it with physics.
00:45:03.000 This is the problem, Ian.
00:45:04.000 You are a very derisive and arrogant individual when it comes to religion.
00:45:07.000 When it comes to common sense and facts, yeah.
00:45:10.000 I will talk down to you if you say that things that are not true are true.
00:45:10.000 You're derisive.
00:45:13.000 And so, right, this is the problem.
00:45:14.000 You're arrogant.
00:45:16.000 That may be true sometimes.
00:45:17.000 You do not know it's true.
00:45:19.000 I know that you don't either, if you're going to make a claim like that.
00:45:21.000 Have you ever read about solipsism?
00:45:23.000 I'm just assuming that you're the guy that's saying... Have you ever read about solipsism?
00:45:25.000 ...just turn water into wine.
00:45:27.000 Tell me about it.
00:45:27.000 Have you ever?
00:45:28.000 Do you know what it is?
00:45:29.000 Uh, what is it, just like talk?
00:45:30.000 How about you begin by reading some basic moral philosophy?
00:45:30.000 No, no.
00:45:33.000 How about I make a word you never heard and then blame you for not knowing it?
00:45:36.000 That's the point!
00:45:37.000 Hold on.
00:45:38.000 The arrogance of someone... I'm looking up solipsism.
00:45:39.000 Uh-huh.
00:45:41.000 Who says, I know what's true, and you've not even taken moral philosophy 101.
00:45:45.000 No, I'm saying, people that claim to know what's true without proof.
00:45:47.000 That's you!
00:45:48.000 No, I'm saying, if you think he turned water into wine, which is the claim I was told, I was told that he did that, you gotta prove it.
00:45:54.000 Because physics says he can't do it.
00:45:55.000 I don't need to prove anything to you, unless my goal is to convince you a thing happened.
00:45:59.000 Yeah.
00:46:00.000 I'm allowed to believe whatever I want.
00:46:01.000 If someone's gonna be like, this is the true thing, call or ask, what's wrong with Christianity today?
00:46:05.000 You're gonna tell me that this is real.
00:46:06.000 So I told this story the other day about a guy I met, Who said that, super long story short, drug addict, shitty life, one day in the woods, he was taking a piss, after a drug party, and he felt a booming voice from within him say, what are you doing?
00:46:19.000 And he freaked out, he had adrenaline rush, spike, what the fuck?
00:46:22.000 There's a voice inside me.
00:46:24.000 And then he just paused and it said, why are you doing this to yourself?
00:46:27.000 And he freaked out.
00:46:29.000 And he started looking for answers.
00:46:31.000 What was this voice?
00:46:32.000 How did this happen?
00:46:32.000 He had no idea.
00:46:33.000 He was not a religious person.
00:46:34.000 He never studied.
00:46:35.000 And so he traveled around talking to people, trying to find answers.
00:46:38.000 And he found Christianity.
00:46:39.000 And he talked to a priest who explained him, showed him other stories.
00:46:42.000 People have found similar things.
00:46:43.000 But ultimately, it's his decision.
00:46:45.000 How does he believe?
00:46:46.000 What does he believe?
00:46:46.000 He became a Christian.
00:46:47.000 And he said, I am not here to tell you this is true.
00:46:50.000 I am not here to make you believe me.
00:46:51.000 You will never believe me.
00:46:52.000 I know that.
00:46:52.000 And I said, I'll take your word for it.
00:46:53.000 Whatever.
00:46:54.000 You had an experience.
00:46:56.000 The question is, are you lying?
00:46:58.000 Did you make that experience up to trick me, or did you truly experience this, are telling me it happened, and whether or not I believe you or not is entirely up to me.
00:47:06.000 It doesn't matter whether I believe him, I believe he believes it, and that's fine.
00:47:10.000 But I also believe there is more than this universe, and that is... Anyone with any modicum of wisdom knows Our perception of reality is not the end-all be-all of reality.
00:47:26.000 And the reason why is, before the publication of the charged electromagnetic spectrum, people thought the universe was what you could touch, smell, see, and hear.
00:47:35.000 Holy shit, motherfuckers, we didn't even know what air was a couple thousand years ago.
00:47:39.000 We didn't know that there was actually air until some dude, they had these little brass balls with straws.
00:47:45.000 They would dunk it in water, put their thumb over it, Lift it up, put it over their heads, release their thumb, and the water would pour over their heads.
00:47:51.000 That's how they showered.
00:47:53.000 And then some dude goes, hey, wait a minute.
00:47:55.000 Hold on a second.
00:47:56.000 He takes the brass little shower motherfucker, puts his thumb over the thing, dips it in the water, pulls it out, take no water in there!
00:48:02.000 And he said, something's got to be in there blocking the water from going in.
00:48:07.000 And when I take my thumb off, the water going in pushes that out.
00:48:10.000 Holy shit.
00:48:11.000 Air is physical matter.
00:48:13.000 Humans didn't know that until some dude discovered it.
00:48:17.000 They just thought this was nothing!
00:48:19.000 Then you get to the turn of the century, 1900s, and everyone's like, what you can touch, smell, see, and hear is reality.
00:48:23.000 And this motherfuckin' patent office guy goes, everything that can be invented has been invented.
00:48:28.000 In like 1899!
00:48:29.000 And now we have people today being like, it is not possible such a thing could happen.
00:48:33.000 Like, dude, water could turn to wine.
00:48:35.000 You know how?
00:48:36.000 We know how to do it.
00:48:38.000 Motherfucker could go in and fuse molecules together in a high-density fusion device that is neat, that we could theorize how to do.
00:48:47.000 And I'm not saying that Jesus had a fucking matter compactor underground or anything, but it is entirely possible that you can take molecules and alter them at the atomic level into whatever you want.
00:48:58.000 And we have done this.
00:49:00.000 There have been amazing experiments where they've used two-dimensional planes to alter the electron count to change the chemical properties of a simulated atom.
00:49:09.000 Wild-ass shit!
00:49:10.000 They actually did an experiment where they simulated the chemical properties of lead and turned it to gold!
00:49:16.000 That being said, these things are all entirely possible, but we are limited by the technology of what we have today and what we've yet to discover.
00:49:22.000 So for you to sit here and say, it's impossible to do, y'all need to read about some solipsism.
00:49:26.000 Dude, Jesus Christ turning water into wine was not physically possible from all evidence that we have about what technology was available.
00:49:34.000 How did they set concrete underwater in Rome?
00:49:37.000 I don't know exactly what the process was.
00:49:39.000 It was some of the strongest concrete on Earth.
00:49:40.000 That's considered to be a lost technology.
00:49:41.000 Yeah, but it's the concrete remains.
00:49:45.000 If Jesus, if the wine was still there, then I'd be like, where did this wine come from?
00:49:48.000 Let's investigate it.
00:49:49.000 We will pause.
00:49:50.000 And we'll move on to the next caller and I will finalize my position with you don't know.
00:49:50.000 It's just a story.
00:49:57.000 Correct.
00:49:58.000 And for people to make claims, they've got to be able to prove it to me.
00:50:01.000 So when we say, I say, it is possible that water turned to wine, you say, no, it wasn't.
00:50:05.000 No, I didn't say that.
00:50:06.000 It's highly unlikely, highly, highly unlikely with zero evidence.
00:50:10.000 I said, it's zero possibility based on the evidence that we have.
00:50:13.000 You would say there's a zero percent chance.
00:50:14.000 I can turn water into wine.
00:50:15.000 It's called Kool-Aid.
00:50:17.000 It's not the same thing.
00:50:17.000 What do you mean?
00:50:18.000 Because you added sugar and Kool-Aid mix to the water.
00:50:18.000 Why not?
00:50:22.000 And the water has become wine.
00:50:25.000 No.
00:50:25.000 It's not how it works.
00:50:27.000 I mean, maybe you added something to the liquid to create a new substance.
00:50:27.000 Why not?
00:50:31.000 That's what I'm thinking you did.
00:50:32.000 I'm thinking you watered down the wine.
00:50:33.000 Exactly.
00:50:33.000 Why not?
00:50:34.000 But that's not what the story told me.
00:50:36.000 He turned it.
00:50:37.000 Because of God's power, he turned water into wine.
00:50:40.000 Alright guys, you lost me.
00:50:41.000 Sorry.
00:50:42.000 I love games and fantasy fun and all that, but just don't tell me wild stories.
00:50:47.000 There's too much lying going on in the news, CNN.
00:50:49.000 I don't trust media in general.
00:50:52.000 You've got to prove claims.
00:50:53.000 And if a religion can start doing that, I'll get involved.
00:50:55.000 Let's go to the next caller!
00:50:56.000 Asmodeus!
00:50:57.000 Anything else to add to that?
00:50:58.000 I don't really want to let you add anything because we've got to get rolling.
00:51:01.000 Cheers, man.
00:51:02.000 Yeah, I'll leave that for the after show.
00:51:05.000 I'll let you guys finish up.
00:51:06.000 Cheers, man.
00:51:07.000 Thanks for calling in.
00:51:08.000 Talk to you soon.
00:51:09.000 All right, let's see.
00:51:11.000 You actually look like a nail, not me.
00:51:13.000 Don't accuse me of that.
00:51:14.000 You look like a nail.
00:51:18.000 Hey, guys.
00:51:19.000 I'm another longtime listener, first time caller here.
00:51:22.000 What up?
00:51:22.000 Nice.
00:51:25.000 I'm actually one of your locals in Martinsburg.
00:51:27.000 I'm looking forward to the shop over.
00:51:28.000 Right on!
00:51:29.000 Sweet.
00:51:29.000 Sick, man.
00:51:30.000 See you soon.
00:51:32.000 In any case, last night there was a discussion about French President Macron threatening to send NATO into war in Ukraine.
00:51:40.000 NATO is a defensive alliance and the trigger that actually gets all the treaty signatories into war, Article 5, is when a member state is attacked by a foreign power.
00:51:52.000 So if there's no Russian attack on a NATO member, Macron's threat is technically just a French threat because no one else is required to participate.
00:52:00.000 They'll false flag it.
00:52:02.000 Yeah, well that's my question, is do you believe that Western nations will join the Ukraine war independently without NATO backing?
00:52:09.000 Nope.
00:52:09.000 That somebody's gonna false flag it, or are we just gonna keep throwing money but not conventional troops into it?
00:52:15.000 False flag.
00:52:18.000 Or, look, maybe Russia attacks, or maybe it's a false flag.
00:52:21.000 Either way, there will be a catalyst.
00:52:22.000 Well, and it makes me think about what are they going to say is an attack on a NATO ally, right?
00:52:27.000 So like Sweden's going to be a part of NATO.
00:52:30.000 And we know that one of the things that Sweden has done recently is close their border with Russia because they say Russia keeps sending people across the border and they can't sustain this.
00:52:39.000 And it's a form of Russian aggression.
00:52:41.000 So if that continues, is that attacking a NATO ally?
00:52:45.000 And is that enough for everyone to go to war?
00:52:47.000 Or are they actually thinking like, You know, I just don't trust NATO.
00:52:51.000 I feel like NATO will look for any excuse to escalate the situation.
00:52:55.000 And so I don't think it's going to be like, oh, we installed a military and there was actual conflict.
00:53:00.000 I think it'll be like, well, you started doing something you didn't really like, and we take that as a form of an attack on us.
00:53:07.000 Yeah, it's like I see them kind of it's like a war one situation is everyone's got all these guns and stuff and can't use it.
00:53:14.000 So they're just waiting and like otherwise NATO if I think NATO should be complete disbanded.
00:53:18.000 It's kind of pointless like we beat the Soviets over.
00:53:20.000 I don't get why we're we're continuing to have this but It's like they're just sitting there like, oh, if we don't do this, well then we have no reason to exist.
00:53:26.000 They've realized that their raison d'etre doesn't exist anymore.
00:53:29.000 They have no, they have nothing there.
00:53:31.000 And I don't know, they're just trying to like, I feel like they're just trying to make themselves feel like they're worth it.
00:53:36.000 It's like typical bureaucrats, man.
00:53:38.000 So, I don't know.
00:53:39.000 I think she's right.
00:53:40.000 Justifying their existence.
00:53:41.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:53:43.000 Kind of sounds like most of Congress.
00:53:46.000 Cheers to that, man.
00:53:49.000 Yeah, I agree, man.
00:53:51.000 Yep.
00:53:53.000 World War 3 baby, buy some chickens!
00:53:55.000 Uh, we're having the first annual Timcast Cockfest on Friday.
00:53:59.000 That sounds delicious.
00:54:00.000 Yeah.
00:54:01.000 Yeah.
00:54:01.000 They're all dead.
00:54:02.000 We spared three of them.
00:54:04.000 It's been very quiet outside.
00:54:08.000 Today I was like, it was somber almost outside.
00:54:10.000 It's funny when they harmonize though, isn't it funny?
00:54:11.000 Yeah, I love it.
00:54:12.000 You'll hear like, and then you'll hear another one go and they'll both go at the same time.
00:54:18.000 But now they're dead.
00:54:19.000 Now they've been shipped off to the factory.
00:54:21.000 Yeah, it's going to be good.
00:54:22.000 What are they going to be?
00:54:23.000 Do you know the recipes?
00:54:25.000 Well, we're gonna cook it, rip it apart, and put barbecue sauce on it.
00:54:29.000 Oh, I don't know if Kim's gonna make a casserole out of chicken or all kinds of stuff.
00:54:34.000 Well, Allison's gonna make a chili, rooster chili.
00:54:36.000 Oh, that sounds awesome.
00:54:37.000 Yeah, you gotta wait three days for the rigor mortis to settle.
00:54:40.000 Okay.
00:54:40.000 Yeah, so the meat has to just relax.
00:54:44.000 But that's perfect because we've got to butcher it on Tuesday and then we're gonna eat it on Friday.
00:54:46.000 Andrina, no, he didn't kill the chickens, he killed roosters.
00:54:49.000 No, not chickens, yeah.
00:54:50.000 Come on.
00:54:51.000 Kill chickens.
00:54:51.000 That's a filthy thing.
00:54:52.000 Well, actually, roosters aren't chickens.
00:54:53.000 We didn't kill any hens.
00:54:54.000 Yeah.
00:54:55.000 But, uh, so the roosters at Cocktown are all dead.
00:54:59.000 Roberto, the king, is in his castle.
00:55:02.000 He is King Regent because RB3 is the current heir.
00:55:06.000 And RB3's brother was spared because we can't risk the heir dying and then not having another heir to the throne.
00:55:12.000 Let's hope it leads not to a secession war down the line.
00:55:15.000 Yeah.
00:55:17.000 But we are going to strengthen the Roberto line.
00:55:19.000 Kim is going to give Roberto a lady to juice up.
00:55:24.000 And then once we move to New Chicken City... So this is New Chicken City, and we're going to build Neo Chicken City, which is going to be cyberpunk themed.
00:55:33.000 And we're going to get like little neon visors for the chickens.
00:55:37.000 Yeah, cock transit.
00:55:39.000 Yeah, and then...
00:55:42.000 Something came up to where I don't think we can do the Lenin statue and I can't talk about it because it could put the project at risk.
00:55:47.000 But the anti-Times Square is more important.
00:55:49.000 That's why I was saying, like, don't count on us buying the Lenin statue.
00:55:52.000 The anti-Times Square in Martinsburg is way more important than mocking communism.
00:55:55.000 As much as mocking communism is important.
00:55:57.000 So.
00:55:59.000 But yeah, anyway.
00:56:00.000 Cool.
00:56:01.000 Anything else to add, my friend?
00:56:03.000 Um, if I could, I just wanted to make a quick recommendation for potential guests.
00:56:08.000 Uh, there's a science fiction author named Blaine Pardo.
00:56:10.000 He got canceled by leftists, but he's currently publishing a really good novel series about a second civil war.
00:56:17.000 And I just think he'd have some really good insights into everything going on in the culture war right now.
00:56:22.000 Cool.
00:56:23.000 What's his name?
00:56:24.000 Blaine Pardo.
00:56:26.000 P-A-R-D-O-E.
00:56:27.000 Yeah, the name sounds familiar.
00:56:31.000 If you ever played like the MechWarrior computer games, he wrote a bunch of novels for that.
00:56:37.000 They're under the Battletech name.
00:56:40.000 Cool.
00:56:41.000 Interesting.
00:56:42.000 Right on.
00:56:42.000 Well, hey man.
00:56:44.000 Cheers.
00:56:44.000 Thanks for calling in.
00:56:45.000 Thanks for the recommendation.
00:56:46.000 Thank you.
00:56:47.000 It's funny, because I'm like half nerd, half redneck, so I call myself a nerdneck.
00:56:52.000 Yeah.
00:56:53.000 Or a red nerd.
00:56:55.000 That's a good one, too.
00:56:57.000 Well, anyway, that sounds commie.
00:56:59.000 Anyway, Jameson, thanks for hanging out, man.
00:57:00.000 It's been fun.
00:57:02.000 That about wraps it up.
00:57:03.000 So for everybody who's a member, we're really excited for this Martinsburg event next week.
00:57:10.000 It was day two of my physical training with my personal trainer.
00:57:16.000 And I had to eat 250 carbs yesterday, which is more carbs than I'd eaten in the past three or four years.
00:57:23.000 Because even when I was eating carbs, I did not eat 250 in one day.
00:57:27.000 But surprisingly, I woke up today feeling really good.
00:57:30.000 And, um, it has, you do the exercise, you know what I mean?
00:57:32.000 So today I did, I did, uh, two and a half hours.
00:57:36.000 Oh, wow.
00:57:36.000 Two and a half hour workout.
00:57:37.000 Well, it's two hours of high intense skating, like hardcore, like legit skating, like crazy.
00:57:42.000 And then a half an hour of basic, uh, circuit training, I guess it's, it's similar to.
00:57:46.000 Did you take a break between the skate and the lifts?
00:57:49.000 About 10 minutes, 10 minutes.
00:57:51.000 So tomorrow Ian's joining in.
00:57:53.000 Yeah, 2 PM.
00:57:54.000 And, uh, the goal is in one year to have Ian just like the rock.
00:57:58.000 I've been watching a lot of videos of the Incredible Hulkster, Hulkamania.
00:58:02.000 Yeah, he's one of my favorites.
00:58:03.000 All right, we're gonna get out of here, everybody.
00:58:04.000 Thanks for hanging out.