Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - October 16, 2022


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Cheating at chess? Is it a real thing? Or are there vibrating anal beads in your butt that can be controlled by an AI? Or is there some other way to cheat? Today on Sunday Uncensored, we talk about it all.

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00:00:00.000 Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored.
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00:00:20.000 Now, enjoy the show. 0.97
00:00:28.000 Vibrating, remote-controlled anal beads! 1.00
00:00:32.000 So you can cheat at chess.
00:00:34.000 I've been playing chess since I was a real little kid, and this is probably not like the most political or controversial, but I really just, I've not talked about any of this, only passively, and I really want to talk about it.
00:00:44.000 So we have this story from Daily Mail.
00:00:46.000 Exclusive, his game speaks for itself.
00:00:48.000 Father of anal beads chess prodigy Hans Niemann defends his son as report reveals he was caught cheating online as recently as two years ago.
00:00:56.000 All right, for those that don't know the story, there's this dude, his name is Hans Niemann.
00:01:01.000 He got really, really good at chess, really fast, and it's so crazy they think he's cheating.
00:01:06.000 But how is he cheating?
00:01:08.000 They don't know. 0.99
00:01:09.000 So someone makes up an insane story that he's got vibrating, remote-controlled anal beads in his butt that vibrate Morse code to explain to him the moves to make. 0.99
00:01:21.000 Now, moves in chess is actually really simple. 0.99
00:01:23.000 It's like, you would say something like, how does chess move?
00:01:27.000 It describes like d4. 0.99
00:01:28.000 Yeah it's like D to 4 or whatever.
00:01:29.000 Yeah it'll just say like D to 4 and then it'll be like D is a pawn and it moves to 4 so it's clearly marking the pawn or whatever.
00:01:36.000 D2 to D4.
00:01:37.000 Right.
00:01:38.000 So in order to transfer the information to someone, so basically how it works is, let's say dude's playing the game of chess.
00:01:45.000 Just at a table.
00:01:46.000 And then the opponent moves a piece.
00:01:49.000 And then he doesn't know what to do, but then he feels... And it's like, okay, A, B, C, 1, 2, boom, and then he moves it right away. 0.99
00:01:59.000 And so what they were saying is that his moves were too quick, he didn't consider them fast enough, and that his moves were atypical, so he must have vibrating anal beads! 0.93
00:02:07.000 So is there like an AI that's deciding these moves? 0.97
00:02:10.000 Yes.
00:02:10.000 Okay.
00:02:11.000 So I tried this out.
00:02:13.000 So what I did was I pulled up two instances of chess.com and I made the computers play themselves.
00:02:19.000 And then that's basically how it goes.
00:02:21.000 If I've got a top level master AI program playing the game, I can watch Luke play and then tell him the moves to make.
00:02:31.000 Here's what I gotta say. 0.99
00:02:33.000 I think the story's bullshit. 0.99
00:02:35.000 The dude may be cheating, I don't know, there's no evidence. 0.99
00:02:37.000 And it's become this big controversy that keeps popping up because they've now, like, banned him, they've said he's cheated in the past or whatever, but they've not been able to explain how, sitting down at a table, he's cheating at chess. 0.99
00:02:51.000 Also, the beads must have been firing, assuming they were in his ass, very quickly. 0.96
00:02:56.000 If he plays the response very quickly, then it's like... 0.99
00:03:00.000 Whoa, I know that feeling.
00:03:01.000 That means B3 to B7.
00:03:04.000 Also, I think he did admit to cheating.
00:03:07.000 He said when he was younger, he cheated on some online games, but never in, you know, what is it called?
00:03:07.000 In the past.
00:03:12.000 Like over the board or whatever?
00:03:13.000 Yeah. 0.60
00:03:14.000 I don't know enough about anal beads, but would you really be able to discern the signals? 0.74
00:03:19.000 And is he making them himself, or is this a product that exists out there? 0.93
00:03:24.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:03:25.000 Who developed the AI for this?
00:03:27.000 Well, no, no, no.
00:03:28.000 Someone is watching his game.
00:03:29.000 Someone is watching. 0.93
00:03:30.000 And then pressing the anal bead button over and over again to signal. 1.00
00:03:34.000 I mean, there is precedent for that in gambling. 0.98
00:03:36.000 It's usually not anal beads, but you have something on your leg, under your pants. 0.86
00:03:41.000 You have a, you have your friend watching. 0.94
00:03:43.000 He's kind of through Morse code transmitting something to you.
00:03:46.000 And then you kind of know where the dealer is and what, and you're, and you beat the, there's a scene in casino where they catch somebody doing that.
00:03:53.000 Like how could you, in gambling, how can someone signal you to cheat?
00:03:57.000 I guess if like you're counting cards.
00:03:58.000 Counting cards is the big thing.
00:04:01.000 Yeah.
00:04:02.000 Yeah, so when you're playing Blackjack, it's actually ridiculously easy to count cards.
00:04:05.000 It is.
00:04:06.000 It's, uh, I don't know, like I've never actually done it, but it's basically, what is it, whenever you see a low card, you add one.
00:04:14.000 I think so, I believe so.
00:04:15.000 So you're just tracking numbers, so it's like, so the dealer will go 2, 3, 6, 7, and then you go 1, 2, 3, 4, and now the count is 4.
00:04:26.000 And then they go Jack, Queen, Ace, King, and you go minus 1 for each of the face cards.
00:04:31.000 When the count is high, you start betting bigger and bigger, because it means face cards are going to start coming up.
00:04:35.000 That means the dealer busts more, and that means you get 20 more often.
00:04:39.000 I guess the idea there is one person's counting, and everyone else is playing. 0.99
00:04:42.000 And then if everyone had anal beads vibrating in their asses, the person who's watching the count can vibrate when it's time to bet. 0.99
00:04:51.000 The comments on this story are pretty cheeky. 0.99
00:04:54.000 Oh, oh, we have a joke.
00:04:57.000 We have one by Sartek saying K4 to KY.
00:05:01.000 Another the top comment on the Daily Mail is by here we go again.
00:05:08.000 999 who says when I was nine years old, my uncle tried to get me to
00:05:12.000 cheat using it in a.
00:05:14.000 Anal bead.
00:05:15.000 The weirdest thing is I didn't even play chess.
00:05:18.000 That's a good one.
00:05:19.000 You know, I hope he is cheating.
00:05:20.000 You know why?
00:05:21.000 He'll have broken chess.
00:05:22.000 It's done.
00:05:23.000 Yeah.
00:05:24.000 Is it?
00:05:24.000 Yeah.
00:05:25.000 What about the Neuralink?
00:05:26.000 Or what about the, you know, contact lenses that will have interfaces?
00:05:31.000 Well, let's be real.
00:05:32.000 There's no real difference.
00:05:33.000 A Neuralink is a cybernetic device hooked into your body to transmit information.
00:05:38.000 Vibrating anal beads are the exact same thing, right?
00:05:41.000 Inserted into the body, transmitting information, albeit rudimentary, but there you go. 0.99
00:05:46.000 I'm still hooked on these, how fast the anal beads were pulsing in his butt, because... 0.99
00:05:53.000 In order for him to respond, the guy was saying he responded quickly, and then he resigned, but how quickly? 0.99
00:05:58.000 Was it like instantaneous?
00:05:59.000 Because then no beads.
00:06:00.000 I mean, unless he's mastered the language of the beads.
00:06:04.000 That long zap was like four beats and then six beats.
00:06:08.000 And what if he gets it wrong too, you know?
00:06:10.000 And how fast is the bead operator?
00:06:12.000 Like, he's got to be fast.
00:06:14.000 Yeah, he's got to be quick with it.
00:06:15.000 And how is the bead operator watching it?
00:06:16.000 Hey guys, hey guys, this story is definitely making a buzz.
00:06:22.000 You know what I think?
00:06:24.000 I think it's possible he may be cheating. 0.91
00:06:26.000 And I think they used the anal beads thing because it was an attack on his character, on his masculinity.
00:06:33.000 Because they didn't know how he was doing it.
00:06:35.000 They thought he was doing it, they couldn't prove it.
00:06:37.000 So somebody made up a fake story to just try and embarrass him to an extreme degree. 1.00
00:06:42.000 So talking out of their ass. 1.00
00:06:44.000 There you go. 1.00
00:06:47.000 Someone else wrote, he cheated over a hundred times.
00:06:51.000 No way such a prolific cheater just stops cheating.
00:06:53.000 Also look at who his teacher is, Maxine Doolgey, who was also caught cheating.
00:06:59.000 I mean, what if they implanted under the back of his eye?
00:07:03.000 A small thing that can vibrate. 0.97
00:07:06.000 Like they say it's anal beads. 1.00
00:07:08.000 It's insulting. 0.99
00:07:09.000 He could have something maybe in his finger, who knows, in his hand.
00:07:12.000 How could you do anything about that? 0.58
00:07:13.000 He said he would play naked.
00:07:14.000 It's like, right.
00:07:15.000 And if he's got an implant that vibrates.
00:07:18.000 You could tell.
00:07:19.000 A very small remote controlling vibrator and he can feel it or not even that.
00:07:23.000 What if it's a very small device that gives him a tiny shock for real.
00:07:29.000 That's the thing.
00:07:29.000 Like you could have a remote control thing that he just feels a pinch.
00:07:33.000 He has to play naked and cut open in several spots.
00:07:36.000 Faraday cage.
00:07:37.000 Yeah.
00:07:37.000 That's what I was thinking.
00:07:38.000 You gotta stick him in a Faraday cage for the ultimate championship.
00:07:40.000 And you can never do it.
00:07:42.000 And that means if he's truly figured out how to get this done, chess is over.
00:07:46.000 Yeah, seriously.
00:07:47.000 Because he can be sitting down at any event, anywhere, and there's nothing they can do about it unless they make him play in a Faraday cage.
00:07:53.000 It's like an argument against transhumanism, you know?
00:07:55.000 You can't play chess anymore, guys.
00:07:57.000 You broke chess, come on.
00:07:58.000 I mean, or any other game, like Magic the Gathering for that instance.
00:08:01.000 Yeah, seriously, seriously, good point. 0.96
00:08:02.000 You know, I think the story may be true because Ian and I would play Magic the Gathering quite a bit, and it just doesn't make sense that Ian would ever be able to beat me, so I'm assuming he has anal beads. 0.91
00:08:13.000 That's the only way. 0.98
00:08:15.000 I do have anal beads, but that's not how I was beating you. 1.00
00:08:19.000 TMI, TMI. 0.98
00:08:20.000 I was considering it, but I've never done it before.
00:08:21.000 Here's the thing.
00:08:22.000 You know, Magic the Gathering card names have upwards of 20 to 40 characters, and they're
00:08:28.000 using the full alphabet with numbers, so that means whoever is transmitting him the data
00:08:32.000 had to punch in Morse code for full words, like, dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
00:08:36.000 Yeah, but I requested it in Cyrillic because I like the variety.
00:08:39.000 There's 33 letters.
00:08:40.000 Yo, we should do this for the vlog.
00:08:42.000 Okay.
00:08:42.000 You're like sitting there and then he goes, and then Luke's sitting behind me and he's going like, pressing a button.
00:08:49.000 And then I'm like, what are you looking at?
00:08:51.000 And you're just like, hold on, hold on. 0.99
00:08:52.000 I gotta take a crap. 0.99
00:08:53.000 But you gotta, you gotta over exaggerate it. 0.99
00:08:55.000 like let's let's play on it being like too powerful and then we just treat it
00:09:06.000 as normal The other players just like not reacting like it's not a big deal.
00:09:11.000 Oh yeah, this is gonna be good. 0.82
00:09:13.000 Luke is like using morse code anal bead vibrators to tell Ian that I've got a monocrypt. 0.92
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00:10:20.000 Mm hmm.
00:10:21.000 It'd be like walking behind you.
00:10:22.000 You know, the gag would be that instead of just telling you the name of the card,
00:10:25.000 Luke, like types out into a computer, this really long and verbose message.
00:10:30.000 And then you go, you just know more.
00:10:32.000 You just got it down.
00:10:33.000 It just doesn't stop.
00:10:34.000 He puts the counter spell on the left side of his hand.
00:10:38.000 And I'm like, too much information.
00:10:41.000 I think Tim just drew another counter spell, but I'm not sure.
00:10:44.000 It's a mana drain.
00:10:45.000 Yeah, it's definitely a mana drain.
00:10:47.000 You should keep some land open to counter his counter when he plays it.
00:10:50.000 And I would say maybe you shouldn't play Urza too early.
00:10:53.000 Also, what did you want for lunch?
00:10:55.000 I think I'm gonna order chicken nuggets.
00:10:56.000 You can see me texting it like really fast.
00:10:59.000 And then I forgot it's Morse Code, so it's literally like...
00:11:04.000 Forget what I just said.
00:11:07.000 And I'm like, I can't!
00:11:09.000 All players have to have a full Taco Bell meal.
00:11:14.000 Yes, he has Taco Bell before the meal.
00:11:18.000 And at the end I'm like outside running, it's still buzzing.
00:11:21.000 Now that we've sufficiently wasted your time for 10 minutes, you guys see that I think it might have been CNBC where the guy said that he went to Taco Bell and he knows inflation is high because Taco Bell lunch cost him $28.
00:11:32.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:11:35.000 Now hold on there, for real?
00:11:36.000 What are you buying?
00:11:38.000 Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:11:39.000 It's not that expensive.
00:11:41.000 That's my question.
00:11:42.000 Dude, I could not eat Taco Bell.
00:11:44.000 Like, you couldn't pay me to eat Taco Bell.
00:11:45.000 Yeah, it's kind of gross. 0.94
00:11:46.000 It's crazy disgusting.
00:11:48.000 Even compared to something like Del Taco, especially after living in L.A.
00:11:52.000 for three years, I can't eat that.
00:11:53.000 I actually, yo, I can't eat fast food at all.
00:11:56.000 I get really sick.
00:11:57.000 So, like, what did I eat today?
00:11:59.000 Oh, I had chicken and shrimp fajitas.
00:12:03.000 Okay.
00:12:04.000 Yeah, just chicken, shrimp, peppers and onions and tomato.
00:12:06.000 Yeah, good.
00:12:07.000 And then I had probably like a pint of sour cream.
00:12:10.000 Oh, right.
00:12:10.000 That sounds good.
00:12:11.000 Just a pint.
00:12:12.000 No, actually probably like three ounces of sour cream.
00:12:15.000 Berries and yogurt.
00:12:17.000 Bagel with a bunch of meat on there.
00:12:18.000 Is this your bottom friendly menu?
00:12:20.000 Hey there.
00:12:23.000 Do you guys remember that?
00:12:25.000 Yeah, yeah, that was great.
00:12:27.000 What was that exactly?
00:12:28.000 It was, it was great when, uh, what was it Grubhub?
00:12:31.000 No, it wasn't Grubhub.
00:12:32.000 Who did the bottom friendly menu? 0.99
00:12:34.000 It was one of those.
00:12:34.000 Yeah.
00:12:35.000 Delivery.
00:12:35.000 Did you see this?
00:12:36.000 No, I didn't.
00:12:37.000 I did keep trying to order sandwiches from Grindr.
00:12:40.000 Great guys would show up with no sandwiches.
00:12:45.000 How long have you had that one ready to go?
00:12:47.000 Sandwiches from Grindr.
00:12:48.000 Postmates.
00:12:49.000 I just looked it up.
00:12:50.000 Postmates had the Eat With Pride.
00:12:52.000 Yeah.
00:12:53.000 The bottom friendly menu was food you could eat that won't give you diarrhea. 1.00
00:12:58.000 It's like, what the fuck dude? 0.99
00:12:59.000 It wasn't diarrhea. 1.00
00:13:01.000 Yeah, it was food that wouldn't give you diarrhea. 1.00
00:13:03.000 It's food that you, you know... You can take it in the ass and then you don't shit it all over the dick. 1.00
00:13:08.000 The point of the food was that you wouldn't get loose stools. 1.00
00:13:11.000 It would give you firm and stiff stools.
00:13:13.000 We don't have to get into the nitty-gritty here. 1.00
00:13:14.000 So you could get fucked in the ass by your boyfriend. 1.00
00:13:17.000 And that was, I tweeted about this, I was like, I never thought, here's the food you can eat so you don't shit on a dick when you're getting fucked in the ass would be a marketing campaign for a delivery service, but here we are. 1.00
00:13:28.000 Do you think they had that exact phrase in the board meeting when they were deciding this? 1.00
00:13:32.000 There was a whiteboard where this was all being mapped out.
00:13:34.000 But it was!
00:13:36.000 They were like, what's one thing that really is concerning to our LGBT customers? 1.00
00:13:42.000 Like, well, a lot of guys are concerned about shitting on a dick. 1.00
00:13:45.000 That's a good point. 1.00
00:13:47.000 They really went for it. 1.00
00:13:48.000 They literally have, like, two cupcakes looking at, like, what looks like shit from a cup during a commercial. 0.99
00:13:55.000 Wait, you looked it up? 0.99
00:13:55.000 Yeah, look up YouTube, Eat With Pride introducing the bottom-friendly menu, and this is officially from the Postmates YouTube channel, and 52 seconds in, you literally see them looking at what looks like shit. 0.99
00:14:08.000 Well, if you're a top, it seems like you can eat whatever you want. 0.95
00:14:13.000 But if you're a bottom, you're expected to starve?
00:14:17.000 Not this pride.
00:14:19.000 Introducing the bottom-friendly menu from Postmates.
00:14:23.000 We teamed up with Dr. Evan Goldstein from Bespoke Surgical to bring you a menu of bottom-friendly foods backed by science.
00:14:30.000 Insoluble fiber won't help you feel cute, so avoid things like whole grains, wheat bran, cauliflower, potatoes, legumes.
00:14:37.000 Hold up! 0.98
00:14:38.000 Are you just fully diving into those beans?
00:14:43.000 The problem with these foods is they don't dissolve in water, which could cause a traffic jam in your digestive system, making a mess of your evening.
00:14:50.000 Speaking of messy, it's a good idea to avoid dairy.
00:14:54.000 I cannot handle lactose right now!
00:14:56.000 Look at her! 1.00
00:14:59.000 If you're going to eat something insoluble, give your body about 24 hours to process all of it.
00:15:04.000 What were you talking about, Luke? 0.99
00:15:06.000 They're looking at pretty much shit when it comes to the cup. 1.00
00:15:11.000 Oh! 1.00
00:15:11.000 You're right! 1.00
00:15:12.000 Yeah, so that's supposed to represent, like, the shit. 1.00
00:15:16.000 Loose stools spilling all over the place. 1.00
00:15:17.000 Too much dairy. 1.00
00:15:18.000 Dude, it's just so fucked up. 1.00
00:15:21.000 It's weird. 0.99
00:15:21.000 I mean, at least they're promoting, like, healthy food options. 0.99
00:15:24.000 You know, if you saw the stuff they were sliding down there, it's better than going and eating a bunch of fast food, I guess. 1.00
00:15:28.000 I think they should have just went for it and been like, this Valentine's Day, don't shit on a dick. 1.00
00:15:33.000 That's it. 1.00
00:15:34.000 Yeah, they might as well.
00:15:35.000 Fits well on a candy heart, too.
00:15:37.000 That's right. 1.00
00:15:38.000 Yeah, don't shit on a dick. 1.00
00:15:40.000 Wow, man. 1.00
00:15:41.000 And we got to this because we were talking... Is this a really ass-heavy members-only show? 0.99
00:15:46.000 Yeah, the anal beads will get you there. 1.00
00:15:48.000 The anal beads. 0.99
00:15:48.000 I had to confirm this guy's Taco Bell story about... He said he spent $28 on his Taco Bell meal. 0.99
00:15:54.000 You get some tacos for $3.
00:15:57.000 I'm looking at their menu.
00:15:58.000 So that's still like seven tacos. 0.95
00:16:00.000 That will have you shitting yourself. 0.66
00:16:01.000 Yeah, here, look, look, look. 0.99
00:16:02.000 Washington Post, I tried to eat a $28 Taco Bell lunch and failed.
00:16:06.000 I gotta say, I didn't believe it.
00:16:08.000 I'm like, I mean, even, I get that it's expensive, but $28?
00:16:13.000 Maybe he meant he got lunch with someone.
00:16:14.000 Is he obese?
00:16:16.000 No, no.
00:16:16.000 Could be.
00:16:17.000 Here, look, look, look.
00:16:18.000 And admittedly, you wanna know how bad inflation is?
00:16:20.000 Yesterday, yes, I had a nice lunch at Taco Bell.
00:16:23.000 Cost me about $28 at Taco Bell for lunch.
00:16:26.000 People need to pay for those things, and they do that. 0.98
00:16:28.000 Maybe he was with two people.
00:16:30.000 Had to, I would think he had.
00:16:31.000 But even then!
00:16:32.000 Where was he?
00:16:33.000 14 bucks for one person?
00:16:34.000 Dude, the combos are like 8, 9, 10 bucks.
00:16:36.000 Yeah, 8, 9, 10 bucks per person, so it's like three people.
00:16:39.000 This was his late, he's calling it lunch, but this was like his 4am fourth meal type of deal.
00:16:45.000 Fourth meal, right.
00:16:45.000 After hitting the bars.
00:16:46.000 Yeah.
00:16:47.000 Oh no, yeah, Cavuto said you spent $28 at Taco Bell just yourself, and the guy says yes.
00:16:53.000 The clip has 3.6 million views.
00:16:56.000 So there was a- No, there's the breakdown.
00:16:59.000 Oh good.
00:16:59.000 Oh, is it really?
00:17:00.000 Yeah, look at that.
00:17:01.000 Eight soft tacos is $25. 0.99
00:17:03.000 Okay, that's fucked up. 0.99
00:17:04.000 Who eats eight? 0.99
00:17:06.000 Three double steak grilled cheese burritos.
00:17:08.000 No one eats- $25.
00:17:09.000 Even if I opted for an alcoholic beverage to go with the meal, those are $7 at most.
00:17:14.000 Well, they have those Taco Bell nightclubs now where you can get booze. 1.00
00:17:19.000 So he might've gotten some booze.
00:17:20.000 Most, you know, booze drinks.
00:17:22.000 I'm not going to call shenanigans on this.
00:17:23.000 Are you familiar?
00:17:24.000 You guys aren't familiar with Mayonnaise Gate?
00:17:27.000 So this restaurant did an interview and they said inflation's really bad.
00:17:32.000 We're spending $200 a week more on mayonnaise.
00:17:35.000 And then the restaurant told the local news.
00:17:40.000 The RNC of North Carolina, the GOP of North Carolina picked up the story and then said due to Bidenflation this restaurant has spent $200 a week for mayonnaise.
00:17:50.000 Liberals picked it up and said inflation's at 5%.
00:17:53.000 That would mean they're spending 2,000 whatever dollars on mayonnaise or 4,000 something per week on mayonnaise. 1.00
00:17:59.000 This is such fake bullshit. 0.99
00:18:00.000 This restaurant owner is just lying to smear Joe Biden. 1.00
00:18:03.000 So me, not being a fucking idiot, called the restaurant. 1.00
00:18:07.000 It's called Journalism. 1.00
00:18:08.000 And I asked to speak with the owner.
00:18:10.000 And then I said, I saw a recent story in the news that you were spending $200 a week on mayonnaise.
00:18:15.000 And he goes, Yeah, yeah.
00:18:17.000 And then I was like, how does that break down?
00:18:19.000 And he's like, what did he say?
00:18:21.000 We buy about 25-gallon bins of mayonnaise per week, and they raise the price by about 10 bucks for each one.
00:18:28.000 And so, you know, we use mayonnaise for all of our dressings, for our sandwiches, and it's used in a lot of our recipes.
00:18:35.000 So we do go through quite a bit.
00:18:37.000 It's about 10, what did he say, 10 five-gallon drums, and the price went up 18 bucks, something like that.
00:18:41.000 And he goes, so it comes out to a couple hundred bucks per week.
00:18:45.000 And then I was like, oh, well, why are those people saying you're lying about?
00:18:48.000 He's like, I have no idea.
00:18:49.000 He's like, we're getting, his restaurant was getting review bombed by leftists saying that he was lying about his mayonnaise.
00:18:56.000 And then I said, what's your capacity?
00:18:58.000 He said, 250 people.
00:18:59.000 And I was like, are you typically full?
00:19:00.000 And he was like, yeah, we're actually, you know, we're fairly full.
00:19:03.000 And then I said, so you have 250 people in.
00:19:05.000 On average, during your peak hours, so maybe between four hours throughout the day, you've got 250 people and they're going to eat for about a half an hour each on average.
00:19:15.000 So we're talking about almost 2,000 people per day coming in.
00:19:19.000 Yeah, he needs a lot of mayonnaise.
00:19:21.000 But these people don't care to actually look into it.
00:19:23.000 They just assume that makes no sense.
00:19:26.000 So dude maybe spent $28.
00:19:28.000 Maybe he went in there and it was a more expensive Taco Bell.
00:19:31.000 Maybe it was in New York City.
00:19:32.000 Maybe, because I see the soft tacos are $1.69 on the website, but this is saying that six of those is $20.25.
00:19:39.000 That's a misrepresentation of the cost.
00:19:43.000 Of course, it says there's nacho cheese with it.
00:19:45.000 I don't think that's going to be like $8 or $10.
00:19:48.000 So it could have been a more expensive one, New York City one, yeah.
00:19:50.000 He said the order on Twitter was a Burrito Supreme, Nachos Bel Grande, one Large Mountain Dew, Nacho Cheese Doritos Loco Supreme, and Nacho Cheese Cheesy Gordita Crunch. 0.98
00:19:58.000 I mean, that's a fucking hefty lunch, guys. 0.98
00:20:00.000 Yeah, seriously. 0.99
00:20:02.000 Who eats that much Taco Bell, dude?
00:20:03.000 Here's the other thing. 1.00
00:20:04.000 So Taco Bell did all that weird shit. 0.99
00:20:07.000 We went to Applebee's. 1.00
00:20:08.000 They have Cheetos Chicken.
00:20:11.000 Yeah.
00:20:11.000 I think I ate one of those.
00:20:12.000 Yeah, they crush up Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then roll the chicken in it. 1.00
00:20:16.000 And it's the stupidest thing I've ever eaten. 0.98
00:20:18.000 I saw some article about like how that's one of the most addictive things now. 1.00
00:20:21.000 There's like super hot foods like, uh, what do you call it?
00:20:23.000 Like, um, Takis, I think?
00:20:25.000 The super hot, yeah, hot Cheetos as well.
00:20:27.000 It's very, very addictive.
00:20:29.000 The chemicals they use to make it that super high spicy.
00:20:31.000 It just ruins your gut.
00:20:32.000 Right. 0.97
00:20:33.000 It absolutely just not only gives you mud butt, but it just fucks up your digestion. 1.00
00:20:38.000 Why did South Park do that gag about Chipotle making your ass bleed? 1.00
00:20:42.000 Like, Chipotle's actually pretty good. 1.00
00:20:43.000 I had it last night.
00:20:45.000 It was really good, yeah.
00:20:46.000 It wasn't too salty, it was low-sodium.
00:20:48.000 They cook the chicken breast, they chop it up, the vegetables are made right there, you can watch it happen.
00:20:53.000 They still use inflammatory seed oils.
00:20:56.000 I got no tortilla, I just got a bowl.
00:20:59.000 It was the meat, salsa, chicken, yeah.
00:21:04.000 So what, I wonder if the seed oils thing, because I probably cut that out.
00:21:08.000 Cuz what I've been eating like for breakfast is just bacon and eggs and then for dinner.
00:21:13.000 I've been having Like we've been doing like Grilled chicken with like asparagus.
00:21:19.000 Yeah, so that's it's hard to know exactly what cut out Changes your diet makes you healthier.
00:21:25.000 I lost a lot of weight since last year But it was like really within the one month period all the weight just came off when I cut out Grains and fried food and stuff like that, and I would still eat every so often like chicken like chicken wings and stuff like that So I'm I'm wondering what it really is and it maybe it's the seed oils They're inflammatory.
00:21:42.000 Maybe that's it.
00:21:43.000 Maybe it was fucking up my digestion or something. 0.98
00:21:44.000 Yeah, your gut's not able to handle it. 0.92
00:21:46.000 It's not natural.
00:21:47.000 It's not something your body could naturally, you know, take and process.
00:21:51.000 So obviously, it creates a lot of problems for a lot of people, and there's a lot of scientific studies highlighting how it's the key vector for not just inflammation, but obesity, lots of fat, lots of mental health problems.
00:22:04.000 So I think it's all correlated.
00:22:06.000 Now I just chug heavy whipping cream.
00:22:08.000 I knew a guy who used to drink.
00:22:10.000 He's had a glass of heavy whipping cream for breakfast.
00:22:13.000 Whoa.
00:22:13.000 How long did he keep that up?
00:22:15.000 He was ripped. 0.81
00:22:15.000 He was crazy ripped. 0.81
00:22:17.000 He was doing keto.
00:22:17.000 Yeah.
00:22:18.000 So he was talking about how he used to be like fairly average, a little flabby.
00:22:22.000 And then he went full keto, which is heavy fats.
00:22:25.000 He's like, my breakfast is a glass of heavy whipping cream.
00:22:27.000 Nothing else.
00:22:28.000 His lunch was like tuna and avocado, but mostly avocado.
00:22:33.000 And he was like Thor, Chris Hemsworth ripped.
00:22:36.000 Wow.
00:22:37.000 Yeah.
00:22:38.000 So I don't have a full glass.
00:22:39.000 I have about a fourth of a cup of heavy cream in my coffee.
00:22:41.000 Just go.
00:22:43.000 And that's my breakfast.
00:22:44.000 And then an hour later, about two hours later, I'll have two eggs, two bacon.
00:22:49.000 And then I have a protein bar for lunch around one.
00:22:51.000 And then for dinner, I'll have like grilled chicken or something.
00:22:56.000 Are you doing the those those protein protein bars?
00:22:59.000 The outright ones.
00:22:59.000 Yeah.
00:23:00.000 The cookies and cream ones.
00:23:01.000 Yeah.
00:23:01.000 I've been eating those lately.
00:23:02.000 There is high fructose in it.
00:23:04.000 Yeah, it's in the Oreos though, so it's not that much.
00:23:09.000 Have you looked into what seed oils are in those?
00:23:11.000 Don't we have some over there?
00:23:13.000 You could probably throw them over here if you want to find some, but I stay away from any of that.
00:23:18.000 As soon as I see canola oil, which is pretty much in everything, especially in the supermarket, I'm like, I don't want it.
00:23:24.000 Every pretzel, every potato chip, all of that.
00:23:26.000 It's just when I'm when sir when Serge walks past the cameras
00:23:30.000 He's got the the five camera thing pulled up. You can see the people don't know the layout of the room
00:23:34.000 They don't know where everyone's sitting. So as he walks past the cameras, you can tell where each camera is. Oh
00:23:39.000 Cool I love the wide shots.
00:23:43.000 Oh here.
00:23:43.000 There you go.
00:23:45.000 What's on the back there?
00:23:46.000 Outright.
00:23:46.000 So this is Mark Lobliner.
00:23:47.000 He's been a guest on the show.
00:23:48.000 He's a cool dude.
00:23:49.000 I think this is pretty good.
00:23:50.000 I like Mark.
00:23:52.000 Mark has some good products.
00:23:54.000 So some of the bars are just legit.
00:23:58.000 But some of them do have, like, Oreos in them.
00:24:00.000 I mean, this is fully hydrogenated vegetable oil, including cotton seeds, soybean, and rapeseed.
00:24:06.000 Yeah, that's horrible.
00:24:07.000 It's also got... I haven't eaten them.
00:24:10.000 Vanilla in an artificial flavor.
00:24:11.000 Yeah, this one's got a lot of... It's got canola oil in it, also.
00:24:15.000 Let me see it.
00:24:16.000 Let me see.
00:24:16.000 Palm oil, as well.
00:24:17.000 But here's the thing.
00:24:20.000 The bar itself is peanut butter.
00:24:21.000 Oh, okay.
00:24:23.000 The peanut butter is hydrogenated vegetable oil, cottonseed, soy.
00:24:26.000 Yup.
00:24:27.000 So the peanut butter he's using ain't so good.
00:24:29.000 Salt, molasses, and monoglycerides, honey, whey protein.
00:24:32.000 So I think the issue is the bulk ingredients.
00:24:35.000 He's probably like the peanut butter is fine.
00:24:37.000 It's got honey and whey, but when they add the cookies and cream, it's Oreos and the Oreos are basically cardboard.
00:24:42.000 Yeah, Oreos it's pretty much, especially the filling, seed oils and high fructose corn syrup.
00:24:48.000 That's all it is.
00:24:51.000 We bought a whole bunch downstairs.
00:24:52.000 We got all of them.
00:24:53.000 I got red velvet cheesecake stuffed cookies.
00:24:56.000 Why would you do this?
00:24:58.000 We're experimenting on our employees.
00:25:00.000 Yeah, but you could buy- Like Zuckerberg. 0.99
00:25:02.000 You could buy natural alternatives that don't have any of the bullshit. 0.53
00:25:05.000 I know, I know, but I was like, hey, let's buy all this, and people can have snacks, and then we'll actually see how people feel, and if it ends up being bad, then we'll just never do it again. 0.94
00:25:15.000 But we got cookies, crackers, it's like, there's a lot of candy, Then there's a lot of, like, peanut butter crackers, and there's, like, cheese and chive crackers, and, like, Lindor truffles.
00:25:27.000 And, like, it's all pretty good quality stuff.
00:25:29.000 And then we got some Oreos and some Chips Ahoy.
00:25:31.000 And if we see a negative impact from it, like, it really does go bad for people, then we'll never do it again.
00:25:36.000 I'm trying to get people to work out here.
00:25:38.000 I'm trying to get people to eat right here.
00:25:40.000 You're freaking getting Oreos and just shoving them down everyone's throat.
00:25:43.000 There's no snacks anymore.
00:25:44.000 The basement was empty with snacks.
00:25:46.000 I could give you good snacks.
00:25:47.000 I could tell you the snacks to get that actually don't poison people.
00:25:49.000 There's good snacks.
00:25:51.000 I love snacks.
00:25:52.000 I have a lot of good snacks that don't poison people that have no seed oils and vegetables.
00:25:56.000 I'm looking for a good cheese cracker.
00:25:58.000 Cheesy something.
00:25:59.000 Like a salty cheesy thing. 0.99
00:26:01.000 Whole Foods has a good cracker that doesn't have any of the bullshit in it. 0.98
00:26:04.000 I forgot the name of it, but I could tell you. 0.99
00:26:05.000 You shouldn't eat gluten.
00:26:07.000 Yeah.
00:26:07.000 We got gluten free Oreos.
00:26:08.000 Gluten.
00:26:08.000 Made of rice.
00:26:09.000 How long do people have to survive for this to be a success or failure?
00:26:13.000 I think what we'll do is, like, people will eat the stuff and we'll see how people are, how often they're feeling sick or whatever, and then at the end of the month we'll make a determination if we should never buy the stuff again.
00:26:24.000 Or just buy the good stuff.
00:26:25.000 Or just be like, hey Luke, what's the good stuff that doesn't kill people?
00:26:27.000 What if the good stuff makes them sick too?
00:26:29.000 I doubt that.
00:26:30.000 I highly doubt that.
00:26:31.000 I'm just saying, like, this is normal, conventional snacks, like crackers, cheese.
00:26:34.000 Like, there's some good things out there, like dark chocolate, like cacao.
00:26:38.000 Like, dude, that's really good for you.
00:26:39.000 We got oat milk chocolate.
00:26:41.000 Right, I saw those.
00:26:41.000 We got oat milk.
00:26:42.000 Yeah.
00:26:42.000 Super LA.
00:26:44.000 Stop it! 0.99
00:26:45.000 No!
00:26:45.000 What do you mean?
00:26:46.000 Almond milk, oat milk, all of that. 1.00
00:26:48.000 Fucking high fructose corn syrup, shit ton of sugar, shit ton of oils. 1.00
00:26:52.000 Fuck oat milk. 1.00
00:26:53.000 Fuck almond milk. 1.00
00:26:55.000 Fuck all those artificial milks. 1.00
00:26:56.000 Well, I think you're a bigot. 1.00
00:26:56.000 Is it the additives? 1.00
00:26:59.000 They're all artificial bullshit. 1.00
00:27:01.000 It's all fucking nasty shit. 1.00
00:27:04.000 Stay away from that shit. 1.00
00:27:05.000 You got your bowl of pesto with your... I got my fucking whole fucking cow milk right from the fucking cow titties. 1.00
00:27:13.000 Fucking right in there. 1.00
00:27:14.000 I got fucking non-sweetened yogurt. 1.00
00:27:17.000 I got kefir with no fucking sugar and all that any bullshit. 1.00
00:27:21.000 That's good for you. 0.99
00:27:22.000 That's what we should be doing. 0.99
00:27:25.000 Yeah, with good fucking ingredients, right? 0.99
00:27:27.000 There's tikka masala with all these fucking soy oils. 0.99
00:27:30.000 We made sure there's no fucking soy canola oil. 1.00
00:27:33.000 It's all fucking butter, ghee, tallow. 1.00
00:27:36.000 That's all you fucking need. 1.00
00:27:37.000 Ghee is great. 1.00
00:27:38.000 I'm actually using duck fat to cook all my food.
00:27:41.000 It's what they use in Singapore.
00:27:42.000 And I was like, huh, I'm just going to try this out.
00:27:44.000 And it's fantastic.
00:27:45.000 Yeah, food tastes better. 0.94
00:27:45.000 You're a lot fucking healthier. 0.94
00:27:47.000 Your body doesn't have to deal with bullshit that it's not used to dealing with. 1.00
00:27:49.000 Dude, ghee is nice. 1.00
00:27:50.000 This is like the Wilford Brimley oatmeal commercial.
00:27:54.000 But if you make your own oat milk or almond milk, you're okay?
00:27:56.000 Is that what you found?
00:27:57.000 Because I've done it.
00:27:58.000 You just blend up the almonds, soak them overnight, blend them up.
00:28:01.000 They have a lot of defensive chemicals.
00:28:03.000 So those defensive chemicals are things that irritate the gut and give people gut problems.
00:28:09.000 Like sunflower seeds?
00:28:10.000 So seeds in general.
00:28:11.000 No peanuts?
00:28:13.000 Depends.
00:28:14.000 Well, you know, there's certain rules, but some seeds have more of a defense chemical than others. 0.97
00:28:20.000 Those defense chemicals irritate and bother the gut from everything that I'm starting to understand, especially when it comes to carnivore MD, which we should absolutely have on the fucking show. 0.97
00:28:29.000 Let's do it. 0.98
00:28:29.000 Brilliant guy, scientist. 0.98
00:28:31.000 He was on the Joe Rogan Experience a bunch of times.
00:28:33.000 Carnivore MD.
00:28:34.000 He lives in Costa Rica.
00:28:35.000 He works with GSP from the UFC.
00:28:39.000 And truly a very, very smart guy.
00:28:43.000 Doesn't always get it right, but the information he lays out is pretty solid.
00:28:47.000 You know what would be funny?
00:28:49.000 Oh, go ahead.
00:28:50.000 I was just saying, it's also true with things like broccoli and stuff like that, right?
00:28:52.000 It's like there's so much defensive chemicals and then over time, that's why you eat a bunch of broccoli or whatever.
00:28:56.000 It seems like it's a healthy choice, but it's so difficult for your body to digest all that stuff.
00:28:59.000 Well, kale, especially.
00:29:00.000 And especially because it has a lot of glyphosate and a lot of, you know, defensive chemicals.
00:29:04.000 You know, it'd be funny if this Hans guy, he's like in the middle of a chess game when all of a sudden he starts like making a look on his face.
00:29:11.000 And then all of a sudden he's like, Because the the the controller goes on the fritz and it starts spinning faster and faster and the vibrator because you know vibrators work it's like a little a weight so it spins and then it starts overheating like
00:29:27.000 And they're like, what's happening?
00:29:28.000 The anal beads, they're overheating! 1.00
00:29:30.000 His ass just catches on fire. 1.00
00:29:31.000 He starts smoking. 1.00
00:29:32.000 He shits a fireball out.
00:29:34.000 We're gonna have to do that with Ian.
00:29:37.000 We have to have smoke. 1.00
00:29:38.000 We get the smoke machine coming out of his ass. 0.99
00:29:41.000 It could be like a part two of the MTG one you did. 0.99
00:29:46.000 I'm into it. 1.00
00:29:46.000 We have the smoke machine, the smoke machine off his ass. 1.00
00:29:49.000 We do a company, Magic the Gathering tournament, and Ian keeps winning, and then people accuse him of cheating. 1.00
00:29:54.000 Because like, there's no way he won, this is bullshit! 1.00
00:29:58.000 He's got anal beads! 1.00
00:29:59.000 I will beat you blindfolded. 1.00
00:30:01.000 I like playing blindfolded. 0.98
00:30:02.000 No, maybe that's too over. 0.99
00:30:03.000 Yeah, we'll get anal beads, no blindfolds. 0.99
00:30:05.000 I like this. 1.00
00:30:05.000 As long as there's smoke and fire coming out of my ass. 1.00
00:30:10.000 It ends with you going, And then, boom, it just flies across the room and smacks him. 1.00
00:30:15.000 Like a rocket.
00:30:16.000 I'm like, ah!
00:30:16.000 And then your pants are shredded and you're like, ah!
00:30:21.000 And then someone's like, aha, he was cheating. 0.99
00:30:22.000 It's like, there's actually no rule against having vibrating anal beads in. 1.00
00:30:27.000 Now, from this point forward, we can have that rule, but Ian still wins. 0.99
00:30:31.000 God damn it! 0.98
00:30:32.000 All totally worth it. 0.99
00:30:34.000 Yeah.
00:30:34.000 Totally worth it.
00:30:36.000 You know, we set up an email for Roberto Jr., our rooster, and we're going to have people who email RobertoJr.
00:30:45.000 at TimCast.com.
00:30:45.000 We're going to have responses from him, like buck, buck, buck, and stuff like that.
00:30:48.000 That's all you'll get. 1.00
00:30:49.000 And I was just thinking about how funny it is that we're allocating company resources to something so fucking stupid. 0.99
00:30:55.000 And I just thought about the difference between our generation and the previous where everything was very rigid and stodgy and had to be done right, and now we're kind of just chilling and doing weird-ass shit, and I'm glad that's the case. 0.97
00:31:06.000 Yeah, that's one of the great things about, I don't know if it's the internet, but this equalizing force is like, you know, entertain funny selves. 0.92
00:31:13.000 Funny, like, and that's- Just have fun.
00:31:15.000 Meta-funny too, like making fun of yourself is fun.
00:31:18.000 Do you think this is fairest?
00:31:20.000 I, no, not at face value.
00:31:23.000 Oh, it's gone now.
00:31:24.000 See what happens if you put it underneath the UFO.
00:31:27.000 Under like?
00:31:27.000 No, no, no, no.
00:31:28.000 Like between.
00:31:28.000 Is it Ferris?
00:31:31.000 Nope.
00:31:31.000 Negative.
00:31:32.000 There you go.
00:31:32.000 Not that I know of.
00:31:33.000 Well, there it is.
00:31:34.000 I wonder what it's made of.
00:31:35.000 Bronze?
00:31:36.000 Aluminum.
00:31:38.000 Sounds like metal.
00:31:38.000 Something cheap.
00:31:38.000 Yeah, it's definitely a metal coating.
00:31:41.000 Did you just bite it?
00:31:42.000 I tapped it on my tooth.
00:31:43.000 How did your teeth feel the vibration? 1.00
00:31:45.000 All right, well, since we're done talking about anal beads, shitting on dick, and Taco Bell, Jim, thanks for hanging out. 1.00
00:31:52.000 Absolutely. 1.00
00:31:53.000 Thanks for having me.
00:31:53.000 It's been a blast.
00:31:54.000 And for everybody who's a member, I hope you enjoyed this. 0.96
00:31:58.000 I hope you enjoyed whatever the fuck this was. 0.97
00:32:00.000 We'll see you all next time. 0.97