Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - March 06, 2022


Sunday Uncensored: Lauren Southern Member Podcast: Countries Deny Black People Refugee Access During Ukraine Crisis, Show Talks Flat Earth, Lauren Has A Sword


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In this week's episode of Sunday Uncensored, the boys talk about a man who was kicked out of the country because he's a member of a group called MAGA Country. Plus, we talk about the weirdest thing we've ever heard about Japan and masturbation.

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00:00:00.000 Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored.
00:00:04.000 Every week we produce four uncensored episodes of the TimCast IRL podcast exclusively at TimCast.com, and we're going to bring you the most important for our weekend show.
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00:00:20.000 Now, enjoy the show. 0.98
00:00:24.000 When you go in there, we literally fucking gaslight you. 0.99
00:00:26.000 We sell gas lamps and you come in there and we're like, no, we don't sell gas lamps. 1.00
00:00:30.000 You're crazy. 1.00
00:00:32.000 That's insane. 1.00
00:00:33.000 I pressed record while you were talking.
00:00:34.000 Yes.
00:00:36.000 Well, now all of our ideas are being taken.
00:00:38.000 So I want to know, we were just talking about you getting knocked out of the band out of the country or something.
00:00:42.000 Do you want to talk about that on the after show?
00:00:44.000 What happened?
00:00:45.000 Okay, so I had a layover in the U.S.
00:00:48.000 to go back to Australia.
00:00:49.000 This was like when COVID was just coming about and I was super scared, wanted to get back to my family.
00:00:54.000 And they brought me in for like eight, I'm not joking, eight hours of questioning.
00:00:58.000 I had my son with me, so he was like crawling around trying to take care of him.
00:01:02.000 Well, they're like, tell us about your movies.
00:01:03.000 What kind of movies do you make?
00:01:05.000 Are they racist movies?
00:01:06.000 Are they extremist movies?
00:01:09.000 Oh, you're against immigrants, this, that.
00:01:11.000 Then they went through my phone, and this is U.S.
00:01:13.000 border security.
00:01:14.000 They went through my phone and found a chat group called Make America Great Again.
00:01:18.000 It didn't even have any messages in it.
00:01:19.000 It was just one of those chat groups someone had invited me to.
00:01:22.000 And, oh, I just realized I didn't have my headphones on.
00:01:24.000 I'm in a group called MAGA Country.
00:01:25.000 Yeah.
00:01:26.000 Well, that's what Chicago is, right?
00:01:29.000 Right, exactly.
00:01:30.000 But they said that that was a point of concern for them, that I was in a group called Make America Great Again, and they denied my entry and they did that three times to me and just basically filibustered me every time I went in.
00:01:42.000 You flew in and they made you fly back?
00:01:44.000 Come into my country intending to make it great?
00:01:46.000 Absolutely not!
00:01:48.000 Yeah, you're Canadian, Lauren, what are you doing?
00:01:50.000 I'm shocked they let me in this time.
00:01:51.000 No, but they have the security in Canada before you go.
00:01:55.000 No, no, Lauren, Lauren, those border, it was CBP?
00:01:59.000 Yeah, they were correct to stop you.
00:02:02.000 You're a Canadian talking about making America great again.
00:02:06.000 They're probably looking at this person like, we don't want a Canadian to create an idea of greatness in America. 0.52
00:02:11.000 True.
00:02:11.000 We burned down the White House.
00:02:14.000 Cause like as far, all they know is you could be like a little Trudeau.
00:02:18.000 And what if Trudeau was like, I'm going to go to America, make it great.
00:02:20.000 They'd be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:22.000 We don't need your help. 0.96
00:02:24.000 We don't like you Canadian immigrants. 1.00
00:02:26.000 Let's talk about the story here from the Daily Mail.
00:02:29.000 I find this interesting.
00:02:29.000 Before we do this, can I clarify about this Japanese people smelling underwear thing?
00:02:34.000 Because what the fuck? 0.99
00:02:36.000 We talked about this briefly. 1.00
00:02:36.000 You didn't know this? 1.00
00:02:37.000 No.
00:02:38.000 I'm not saying I don't believe it.
00:02:39.000 I'm just saying I never heard of it before.
00:02:40.000 So you're saying they come out, like a 14-year-old can go to a vending machine?
00:02:44.000 Yes. 1.00
00:02:45.000 That's fucking crazy. 0.99
00:02:46.000 And you know those little toy balls that you can get where you pop it open and it's a boo? 1.00
00:02:51.000 It's in those. 0.99
00:02:51.000 And they've got, like, 20-story sex motels. 0.99
00:02:54.000 Well, the famous one is five stories. 0.69
00:02:57.000 There's a famous five-story sex shop. 0.98
00:03:00.000 But Ian, they have a chain of masturbation stores. 0.99
00:03:04.000 You literally walk in and there's, like, women's panties in little boxes and they hand you a cum-stained towel. 0.97
00:03:11.000 I am not exaggerating. 0.99
00:03:12.000 That's disgusting.
00:03:13.000 And then you say, and they can put you in a room, and some of the rooms people can watch you.
00:03:18.000 And there's like, so I saw these signs everywhere.
00:03:20.000 It's like, I don't know what the sign was.
00:03:21.000 And then I was like, what's that? 0.98
00:03:22.000 And they were like, oh, uh, masturbation. 0.96
00:03:25.000 And I was like, what? 0.95
00:03:26.000 And so I was like, we gotta go and check one out.
00:03:29.000 Did you do it?
00:03:30.000 We didn't, we ain't going away.
00:03:31.000 The answer is yes, but it's complicated.
00:03:34.000 Look, look, look.
00:03:35.000 It's complicated.
00:03:36.000 We went to the sex store when we were in Japan.
00:03:39.000 So I went to Fukushima.
00:03:42.000 And while I was in Tokyo, we went and checked out the sex store, and then we went and checked out one of their masturbation stores, and they have panties, magazines, used, like, just whatever. 0.99
00:03:52.000 Garbage. 0.99
00:03:53.000 Imagine getting nuked so bad. 1.00
00:03:55.000 I know, right?
00:03:56.000 It's like, it's underwear that looks, seems dirty, and then there's a picture, but there's no- It seems?
00:04:00.000 It's not seems.
00:04:01.000 Oh, it is, so it is.
00:04:02.000 Is it DNA trace, like, you know it's that girl, or are they just giving a hot girl some dirty underwear? 0.84
00:04:06.000 Ian, you're overthinking things.
00:04:07.000 I'm getting ahead of myself. 0.80
00:04:09.000 They are very perverted over there.
00:04:10.000 But how about we do this?
00:04:12.000 In order to make the segue work, Japan also, perverted but also, strict immigration laws. 0.98
00:04:20.000 Which is really interesting because apparently Poland also does.
00:04:23.000 We have this story from the Daily Mail.
00:04:25.000 African refugees fleeing Ukraine are facing shockingly racist treatment with border guards blocking their attempts to cross the border into Poland, continental leaders claim.
00:04:34.000 Black people- so a Nigerian family was told no blacks as they tried boarding a bus to safety.
00:04:39.000 Corinne Sky, a British Zimbabwean mother of one, was threatened at gunpoint.
00:04:44.000 African government officials have condemned the treatment of their citizens.
00:04:46.000 So this- if those stories are true, it sounds like racism.
00:04:49.000 Well, what I'm thinking is, so Poland already wasn't letting in mass amounts of migrants, because there has been migration in Europe used for warfare or gray zone warfare purposes.
00:05:01.000 Even Turkey has said, we're going to unleash the migrants on you guys.
00:05:05.000 Right.
00:05:05.000 And so there has always been this border conflict in Hungary and Poland, particularly with African
00:05:10.000 and Middle Eastern migrants trying to get in.
00:05:14.000 And unfortunately, if they are Ukrainian Nigerian or something, they're not really going to 1.00
00:05:18.000 have much to tell beyond just the racial aspect.
00:05:21.000 So I don't know if it's so much that's been a policy like, no, we're not letting in mass
00:05:24.000 migration, but we are letting in Ukrainians fleeing war since we know they're fleeing
00:05:28.000 war and they're just using skin color to determine. 0.80
00:05:31.000 Right.
00:05:32.000 Well, I think...
00:05:33.000 Racism.
00:05:36.000 It's a type of racism, but what I'm saying is they're not deliberately—this is just a potential answer—they're not deliberately doing it.
00:05:44.000 It's because you're a black person, so if you're fleeing war in Ukraine, you can't come in, but a Ukrainian can. 1.00
00:05:50.000 I'm not sure you actually have a legitimate refugee claim, unlike a Ukrainian, because we have so many African and Middle Eastern migrants come without legitimate refugee claims. 1.00
00:06:00.000 So the issue, I suppose, is if a black person goes to the border and they're threatened, just turn around and they don't process them or even ask them questions, I think it's an issue of racism.
00:06:11.000 Like, not racism in the sense that they think they're better, but they're like, we don't even care to process you, we don't know who you are, where you're from, but you look a certain way.
00:06:17.000 Okay, but the problem with the processing, right, is like the American border have dedicated all their time to processing and they don't even have time to actually deport people anymore.
00:06:24.000 Like, it's so overwhelmed that Oh, I get it.
00:06:27.000 Basically, there just literally is not the time.
00:06:30.000 And when you process someone, when you actually bring them in and you have to do a case, these
00:06:33.000 can take years.
00:06:34.000 Oh, I get it.
00:06:35.000 And there literally is not the space or the ability for these governments to do it with
00:06:39.000 all of the people coming in.
00:06:40.000 So I think there's an issue of like, what if you're a black or Asian person born in
00:06:46.000 Ukraine?
00:06:47.000 Yeah, that's a serious issue.
00:06:49.000 That's like, messed up, eh?
00:06:50.000 But I suppose, I'll tell you this, if you were, and they said, you can't come, you started speaking fluent Ukrainian, saying like, I'm from here, I live here, I need help, they probably might be like, oh, okay.
00:07:01.000 Because I don't think, again, it's like, I'm sure a lot of it is racist.
00:07:05.000 I'm sure there's a lot of it, though, that's like what you were saying, they're basically profiling people.
00:07:09.000 If you are from Ukraine, you're our neighbor, we're gonna bring you in. 1.00
00:07:12.000 If you're not, we don't have room because we're trying to save people who are at war.
00:07:15.000 And that's one of the issues with the immigration in the U.S.
00:07:17.000 is, like, people who are coming from Africa to Brazil and then coming to the United States, it's like, yo, dude, come on.
00:07:23.000 When I was... You can stay in Brazil. 0.92
00:07:25.000 Brazil's fucking awesome. 0.88
00:07:26.000 Well, a lot of the Haitians that come over are already living in Brazil, Chile, and all these secondary countries. 0.95
00:07:30.000 They're not usually coming from Haiti.
00:07:31.000 But when I was in Reynosa, Mexico in December, interviewing migrants coming into the U.S., one of the guys I met was Nigerian, wealthy, and he literally had like Invisalign in, and he's like, oh, do you want to talk?
00:07:43.000 How's it going?
00:07:44.000 Oh, yeah, I'm going up to Canada.
00:07:46.000 I want to go live in Nova Scotia.
00:07:48.000 Is that how he said it?
00:07:49.000 Yeah.
00:07:50.000 He said he had a friend there and I'm like, wait, so you're just, he's like, yeah, I flew through Brazil.
00:07:54.000 I've been going on this cool little journey going through this way.
00:07:57.000 And I'm like, did you need to?
00:07:59.000 He's like, no, just kind of wanted to. 0.99
00:08:00.000 I'm like, you're insane, dude, first of all. 0.93
00:08:02.000 But there's actually trafficking that happens. 0.91
00:08:05.000 It costs like $50,000 of Chinese, Afghan, People from Dubai, people that have a lot of money that don't want to wait in the American immigration system.
00:08:13.000 So they go through Mexico and they'll pay like 50 grand.
00:08:16.000 Oh, I have a Ukrainian friend and we've talked regularly about like, how does someone from Ukraine come to the United States?
00:08:24.000 Because I was like, I'd love for you to visit.
00:08:25.000 It'd be a lot of fun. 0.95
00:08:26.000 And she can't because it's fucking impossible. 0.99
00:08:30.000 But one thing she said was, it's bullshit that if I just flew to Mexico, I could walk right in. 0.99
00:08:35.000 And I laughed and I'm like, isn't it funny? 0.98
00:08:37.000 Because people do that.
00:08:38.000 And they don't care.
00:08:38.000 They get away with it.
00:08:40.000 Yeah, you can and you can't.
00:08:42.000 On certain borders, if you're white, maybe you could get away with it because they've got, like, you can't harm gringo rules in a lot of areas. 0.91
00:08:50.000 But if you walk across the border by yourself in certain cartel run areas, they'll shoot and kill you because they don't want people thinking they can go without the cartel.
00:08:58.000 But there are areas, like in California, where you just walk through.
00:09:02.000 Like, you walk through a checkpoint.
00:09:03.000 Yeah.
00:09:04.000 So like official checkpoints.
00:09:05.000 Yes.
00:09:06.000 You can either.
00:09:07.000 So for people who are trying to avoid the official checkpoints, you have to go through the cartel.
00:09:12.000 But if you're going to an official checkpoint, then you're planning on turning yourself in.
00:09:16.000 You can do that.
00:09:17.000 There are checkpoints where you don't actually get checked.
00:09:19.000 So I don't think Americans know this.
00:09:21.000 You can walk through and wave.
00:09:23.000 Just walking there.
00:09:25.000 So I don't know exactly if it was Calexico and Mexicali.
00:09:29.000 Have you been there?
00:09:30.000 No, I mostly did Tamaulipas.
00:09:32.000 There's like a fence.
00:09:33.000 You can like see it's like urban on one side, it's Mexico and it's like all urban.
00:09:36.000 So people walk to and from because someone might live in one country and work in the other.
00:09:40.000 And there's such, because it's basically one metropolitan area.
00:09:44.000 I don't know if it was exactly this place where it was happening, but when I was down at the border and we were covering it, it was explained to us that there's like real ease of access where people don't even show their IDs or anything.
00:09:56.000 It's just like you just walk through and they say, okay, okay, you're good.
00:09:59.000 You walk through and stop and they say, okay, you're good and you're good.
00:10:02.000 Yeah.
00:10:02.000 Super simple.
00:10:03.000 Are they like looking for locals or something?
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00:11:26.000 Like when they say, you're good, you're good?
00:11:28.000 So my understanding is that there are people who basically just walk through because they live and work in the same metropolitan area.
00:11:32.000 This was like the Guatemala border when I was there.
00:11:34.000 So you'll have literal illegal crossings underneath bridges that are official crossings.
00:11:40.000 And they'll just do that.
00:11:41.000 And they do it to avoid taxes because these people wouldn't be able to afford to have a business if they didn't just do the illegal crossings and these little... They use like two tubes and put pieces of wood on them and just take it back and forth from Guatemala and Mexico.
00:11:53.000 It's like a de facto not even existence.
00:11:56.000 I think it's, someone told me it was like this by Tijuana.
00:11:58.000 That people just drive through.
00:12:00.000 Like you drive slowly through and they just wave and you just go.
00:12:03.000 Because there's so much tourism and stuff, they don't even bother.
00:12:05.000 It happened to me, but that was like 20 years ago.
00:12:07.000 That did happen, they just waved at us and let us through.
00:12:09.000 Well if you don't have social systems, you can kind of do that.
00:12:11.000 You can get away with that.
00:12:12.000 Well they didn't have, you didn't need a passport back then.
00:12:14.000 Right.
00:12:15.000 We had an American car, California license plates.
00:12:17.000 I know someone who got through without a passport.
00:12:20.000 He was a citizen who was born and raised here.
00:12:22.000 He's a good friend of mine, or I guess as you say, a friend of my brother's who's Mexican, born and raised in the States.
00:12:27.000 He was going down to Mexico, didn't bring his passport, but he was able to get back in without it.
00:12:34.000 So when I drove from Chicago to LA, I drove from Chicago to San Diego.
00:12:39.000 So I was trying to find a way to get from Chicago to LA and some guy was doing a ride share.
00:12:42.000 He's like, I got a couple cars.
00:12:43.000 I need someone to help me drive.
00:12:44.000 So in exchange for driving this car, I got free passage, right?
00:12:47.000 I get to San Diego and he's like, you know, he's like, look, I can't get you to LA, but it's like a simple bus ride for a couple bucks.
00:12:54.000 We'll get you up to LA.
00:12:55.000 And I was like, sounds good to me.
00:12:56.000 So then I go to San Diego, I get on the bus.
00:12:58.000 And as we're driving up to LA, we get pulled over by, I think it was like, you know, ICE or whatever.
00:13:04.000 And they come on and they start, the ICE guy like walks through looking at everybody
00:13:08.000 and then he stops at me and he goes, let me see your ID.
00:13:11.000 And then I was like, all right, I pull up my ID and hand it to him and he goes,
00:13:13.000 what's your name?
00:13:14.000 And I was like, Tim Pool.
00:13:15.000 And he's like, birthday, and I gave him my birthday.
00:13:16.000 And he goes, what's your favorite baseball team?
00:13:18.000 And I was like, I don't, Sox, I guess, I'm from Chicago.
00:13:21.000 I don't watch baseball, man.
00:13:22.000 And then he was like, all right, you're good.
00:13:24.000 He gave me, you know, card back.
00:13:25.000 So like, he asked me like.
00:13:27.000 little culture test.
00:13:28.000 No, but it was, right, it was like, he said, when he asked me about, he was like, what's your birthday?
00:13:34.000 And then right as I was like halfway through answering, he goes, favorite baseball team.
00:13:37.000 And then I was just like, oh, Sox from the South Side, man. 0.98
00:13:41.000 I was like, I don't, I don't like baseball.
00:13:42.000 I had a skateboard with me.
00:13:43.000 I was like, dude, you're asking a skateboarder if they like baseball?
00:13:45.000 I'm gonna tell you what.
00:13:47.000 But- And my brother is skateboards and he loves baseball.
00:13:50.000 So he would've been the one guy.
00:13:52.000 No, there are skateboards like baseball, you know.
00:13:53.000 I'm just saying like, but it was interesting.
00:13:55.000 It's a culture test, you know?
00:13:57.000 Because they're like looking for me to sweat and be like, my favorite team are the New York Yankees.
00:14:02.000 Their record is this.
00:14:03.000 Yeah.
00:14:03.000 Okay.
00:14:03.000 So this doesn't go public, right?
00:14:05.000 This is like for your like inside group of people.
00:14:07.000 I mean, it's public.
00:14:08.000 They'll clip it all and put it on Twitter.
00:14:11.000 So like I had a border guard that was like going off at me about, Oh, like I love QAnon.
00:14:16.000 I love this.
00:14:16.000 And I'm like, is this bait?
00:14:19.000 Are you baiting me to, like, say something?
00:14:21.000 Yeah, of course.
00:14:22.000 Okay.
00:14:22.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:14:24.000 I came back from... I can't remember which country I came back from.
00:14:28.000 And then I had a border guard.
00:14:29.000 I went to the checkpoint and they have the thing, you know, the hand scanners and all that stuff.
00:14:33.000 I never do that. 0.89
00:14:33.000 I'm like, I'm an American goddamn, but I go up there and take my passport and the guy goes through it and then he's 0.89
00:14:39.000 like Scans it and he goes handsome 0.98
00:14:41.000 He goes but go back and go over to that guy and that never happened before and I was like, okay
00:14:45.000 and then I walk over and there's another guy who brings me up to like a counter and takes my bag and opens my
00:14:50.000 Bag and then he takes my exactly miss your passport and he opens it and he shows me the Arabic and it's like what's
00:14:55.000 that?
00:14:56.000 And I was like, uh, that one's, I think, Morocco.
00:14:59.000 And he's like, what were you doing there?
00:15:00.000 And I was like, visiting Morocco?
00:15:03.000 Like, I don't know, what am I supposed to say to that?
00:15:04.000 Like, what was I doing there?
00:15:05.000 I was like, there was a conference or something, and I was hanging out in Marrakesh.
00:15:09.000 And then he goes through it, and he's like, what's that?
00:15:11.000 I'm like, it says Egypt on it.
00:15:12.000 What were you doing in Egypt?
00:15:13.000 And I was like, Checking out Egypt, I guess?
00:15:17.000 They get pressed when you travel a lot.
00:15:19.000 Oh, they lost it at my Russian visa today.
00:15:22.000 But he only asked me about Arabic.
00:15:23.000 And I was just like, I guess.
00:15:26.000 I don't know.
00:15:26.000 What'd they do with the Russian visa?
00:15:28.000 Oh, they just like I could see when she opened it.
00:15:31.000 She like looked at it and it looks bad. 0.74
00:15:32.000 Like I'm like in all black and I've got red lipstick and it's just like Russian letters everywhere and the full page and she's just like, holy shit, you're coming with us. 0.99
00:15:40.000 Black widow. 0.99
00:15:41.000 Yeah.
00:15:42.000 But they yeah, they really they get pressed about if you travel, travel a lot. 0.89
00:15:46.000 This xenophobe during war thing is nuts, man.
00:15:48.000 Because remember the Japanese internment camps in California during World War II?
00:15:52.000 And it was almost like, did they have to do that?
00:15:54.000 Should they have done that?
00:15:55.000 Because I think they should have.
00:15:57.000 Or should they not have?
00:15:59.000 You're pushing Putin talking points there.
00:16:03.000 If they hadn't, would they have been like Japanese spies, just like tearing up the infrastructure in California and opening the walls for the invading army? 0.96
00:16:11.000 I think when things get to a certain level, there is a thin layer of civility, is what I'll say.
00:16:17.000 And as soon as that's broken, people will just do the most horrific things.
00:16:21.000 They'll shoot the prisoners, they'll put people in camps.
00:16:24.000 That's why I get worried when I see these people like, we need to start seizing Russian passports, we need to do this. 1.00
00:16:29.000 I'm like, is that thin layer of civility breaking and you guys are about to go psychotic on us?
00:16:35.000 Don't look at us!
00:16:35.000 What was Trudeau doing to those truckers up in this country?
00:16:38.000 Yeah, true!
00:16:39.000 Trudeau was like, I'm going to destroy the lives of these people for democracy.
00:16:45.000 Yeah.
00:16:46.000 And I was like, okay.
00:16:47.000 Freedom.
00:16:48.000 Freedom.
00:16:48.000 Yeah, good for him.
00:16:49.000 I hate that guy. 0.81
00:16:50.000 Because the way he talks, it's personal. 0.87
00:16:53.000 Professionally, I have questions about his ability to lead.
00:16:56.000 Personally, it's just like the way he talks is like self-help guru. 0.98
00:17:00.000 I was watching him deliver a speech in Parliament and everyone's like shouting him out like, no, yeah, fucking yeah. 0.97
00:17:07.000 And then there was applause and the noise in his voice. 0.98
00:17:09.000 We got very much like this.
00:17:11.000 And then everyone went, no, no, no, no!
00:17:14.000 It was really gross. 1.00
00:17:16.000 Parliament's so stupid. 1.00
00:17:18.000 Oh, definitely worth watching because it is a clown fucking festival. 1.00
00:17:21.000 Yeah, but no, let's be real for a second. 0.99
00:17:23.000 With all the Russia stuff happening, someone said ban them from the universities. 0.94
00:17:26.000 They vandalized their Russian club or whatever.
00:17:29.000 Yo, NPCs are the biggest threat to human civilization in my opinion.
00:17:36.000 Mindless mob violence. 0.98
00:17:38.000 Because these are the people who show up and scream, but Russians scare me! 1.00
00:17:41.000 And then the president's like, I'm gonna put Russians in camps, and they go, yay! 1.00
00:17:46.000 And then it's just like, holy shit, man. 1.00
00:17:50.000 Yeah, people don't have principles that they're grounded in. 0.99
00:17:53.000 Most people aren't raised in any kind of religious faith anymore.
00:17:57.000 And if they are, their family doesn't take it all that seriously.
00:17:59.000 And if they aren't, their family doesn't have some other philosophical system of thought that they instill in their child.
00:18:03.000 So people don't have anything to go with other than what the culture is saying.
00:18:06.000 And whatever the culture says shifts, what they believe shifts.
00:18:09.000 And they don't question it.
00:18:10.000 There could be surface-level religious people too.
00:18:12.000 No, I'm not disagreeing with that, but I guess my point is there can be surface-level religious people, there can be surface-level people of any and all philosophy, but we really don't even have a philosophy.
00:18:22.000 I mean, most people in this country don't have any bedrock underneath their moral thinking or decision-making.
00:18:27.000 They're just doing what they think is good based on popular morality, which changes all the time.
00:18:32.000 Well, Seamus, I will say if this really is a multicultural democracy and a constitutional republic in the same borders fighting, it's very obvious the multicultural democracy is godless and the constitutional republic is based on Christian values. 0.82
00:18:46.000 I was going to ask you, Lauren, what was your upbringing like religiously?
00:18:49.000 I was raised in the Pentecostal and charismatic Christianity.
00:18:54.000 Oh, really?
00:18:54.000 Yeah.
00:18:55.000 Yeah.
00:18:55.000 But my father actually worked for some of the big tele-preachers in America for a little bit, just like lower level stuff.
00:19:05.000 But yeah, so I was raised on that.
00:19:07.000 But he's shifted more to what I think is a bit more of a stable kind of Christianity.
00:19:12.000 And I would consider myself I haven't done catechism or anything, but I do like the Catholic faith, so I'm still a Protestant Christian.
00:19:27.000 I wanted to ask you, so did your father's church have people speaking in tongues?
00:19:32.000 Oh yeah, so I grew up with... I'm not joking.
00:19:34.000 That's the charismatic movement. 0.99
00:19:35.000 I remember feeling horrible in Sunday school because everyone was speaking in tongues and I'm like, holy shit, the angels aren't talking to me. 0.94
00:19:46.000 So I just sit there and I'm like, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon. 0.86
00:19:51.000 Yeah.
00:19:51.000 No, that's what I've heard people say.
00:19:53.000 I've actually, so I heard it said, granted, this is from someone who is an opponent of the charismatic and Pentecostal movement, but he was saying that he went to his service and that when they were telling him how to speak in tongues, they said to say, tie a bow tie, untie a bow tie really quickly, tie a bow tie, untie a bow tie, because it sounds like you're speaking some strange, mysterious language.
00:20:10.000 Yeah.
00:20:10.000 So they're just muttering gibberish at each other?
00:20:12.000 Some of them, some of them are, I guess some of them, some of them are true believers and they really feel that they're having this experience where they are being given the gift of tongues.
00:20:18.000 They're like speaking an angelic language or like it's basically like kind of Christian magic.
00:20:25.000 That's like the charismatic.
00:20:26.000 Did you see people go into trances?
00:20:28.000 Oh yeah, like I grew up around a bit of that and like there's very little of that in Canada so it was a unique experience.
00:20:33.000 Was it real?
00:20:34.000 Like could you tell the difference between someone really channeling something or someone just bullshitting?
00:20:42.000 It's hard to tell.
00:20:43.000 I was so young.
00:20:45.000 When you're a kid, when you're like six, seven years old, everything looks real to you.
00:20:48.000 It's adults telling you something.
00:20:50.000 So it's like, you're correct.
00:20:51.000 This is what is happening right now.
00:20:52.000 And it was kind of a horrible experience to an extent because I'm like, oh my gosh, God's not talking to me.
00:20:59.000 I left my faith for a long time.
00:21:01.000 And I had to come back to it through like C.S.
00:21:03.000 Lewis and like actually reading good political, or sorry, not political, religious writings, but...
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00:21:42.000 Quantum physics helped me find God. 0.99
00:21:43.000 I thought it was just fucking nonsense for so long. 1.00
00:21:45.000 I was like, how do these people pretend to believe this shit? 1.00
00:21:48.000 It doesn't make sense. 1.00
00:21:49.000 There's no proof.
00:21:50.000 There's none.
00:21:50.000 There's no evidence even.
00:21:52.000 There's none.
00:21:53.000 Why?
00:21:53.000 Well, can I ask you another question about the Pentecostal experience?
00:21:56.000 So was it argued that this gift of tongues was necessary in order to be saved or to believe God was talking to you?
00:22:04.000 Or was it something they thought was a gift for particular people?
00:22:08.000 Not, yeah, not necessarily.
00:22:09.000 It was, I feel like everything is cartoonized when you're in like the kids Sunday school.
00:22:15.000 Like, oh, you can all do it.
00:22:16.000 But in the wider church, they definitely had some sort of actual theological understanding that some people are granted this gift and some people aren't.
00:22:22.000 And other people are like people of different types of gifts.
00:22:25.000 It's like Dungeons and Dragons.
00:22:26.000 You have your different Christian magical powers. 1.00
00:22:32.000 And I'm sure it would change also based on the particular church, too.
00:22:36.000 For sure.
00:22:36.000 Yeah, there's a unified magisterium there, but the way there is with the Catholic faith.
00:22:40.000 But yeah, that's fascinating.
00:22:41.000 I never knew that. 1.00
00:22:42.000 Tungsten is real shit, right? 1.00
00:22:44.000 Is there one thing? 0.99
00:22:46.000 Is there anything, like, from that particular religious experience that you're still glad you had even though you're not part of it anymore?
00:22:53.000 I'm glad I had the whole experience.
00:22:55.000 I think that there's so little understanding of different denominations and religions in the West.
00:23:01.000 I have said this before.
00:23:02.000 My husband and I have spoken about this.
00:23:04.000 We would rather send our son to an Islamic school than a public school, just so they're actually taught about concepts of things higher than humanity. 1.00
00:23:12.000 You guys go to homeschool?
00:23:14.000 Actually, but on that point, It's interesting how the woke of sort of like the woke, the left, the multicultural democracy as an embrace to conservative religious movement, which clearly does not reciprocate.
00:23:25.000 And that's, that's, that's, I, so this is what something Putin was saying that the, the, the liberal economic, liberal world order makes no sense because you can't have all these different cultures under one governing authority when they're at odds with each other. 0.94
00:23:38.000 It's something, I think that's what he was saying, or the translation, I don't speak Russian, so maybe it was bullshit. 0.90
00:23:42.000 But that I find fascinating. 0.93
00:23:44.000 It's a contradiction.
00:23:45.000 Contradiction.
00:23:46.000 We saw it in Birmingham in the UK when the school was doing LGBT schooling and the Muslims protested it. 0.94
00:23:51.000 And then they claimed they were there for the Muslims. 0.96
00:23:53.000 The Muslims were like, we hate you though. 1.00
00:23:56.000 It bothers me that Saudi Arabia... Well, because they see people as pets. 0.98
00:23:58.000 I mean, they really do see different groups that they claim to stand for as pets.
00:24:01.000 Like, oh, this is my little project and I'm taking care of them and I'm going to rescue 0.99
00:24:06.000 them from the tyrannical white supremacist patriarchy and the evil Christian fascist 0.97
00:24:10.000 worldview that's being imposed on us all the time. 0.98
00:24:12.000 And of course, they're going to answer when I call them by their name.
00:24:18.000 There was a video that's going viral because of war propaganda from Mad TV.
00:24:24.000 You know the guy, Keegan-Michael Key?
00:24:27.000 He's the taller guy, right?
00:24:29.000 So he's in it.
00:24:30.000 He's on MADtv.
00:24:32.000 And it's called Al Jazeera English Speaking Channel.
00:24:35.000 And they're talking about the war in Iraq.
00:24:37.000 And every single person is acting like an American, but they keep saying, Death to America.
00:24:42.000 The funny thing is, like this was, what is this, like 2000s?
00:24:46.000 We're in the war in Iraq and on TV they're making fun of Arabic nations, Arabic speakers.
00:24:52.000 It was a dramatic shift in only a few years to fully embracing, you know, Islam and Muslims in the woke movement.
00:24:59.000 One of the jokes was pretty funny, though.
00:25:01.000 There was a guy interviewing a woman, a local woman.
00:25:03.000 He's like, he's like, I am here with a local woman.
00:25:05.000 And he was like, tell me.
00:25:06.000 And she was like, hi, my name is Sarah.
00:25:07.000 Can I say death to America to my mom and my sister?
00:25:09.000 Hi, mom! 0.96
00:25:10.000 Hi, Nazira! 0.98
00:25:11.000 Death to America!
00:25:12.000 I thought that was actually kind of funny.
00:25:14.000 But, uh, it's remarkable how quickly things have shifted.
00:25:17.000 You know, mm-hmm.
00:25:18.000 Yeah, I don't know because so much information is moving so fast So time is basically constricting time and space are the same thing.
00:25:25.000 So good.
00:25:25.000 I saw I saw a good pose I was like, do you remember when Joe Rogan was they're threatening to cancel him off of Spotify?
00:25:30.000 Is that what's got taken down?
00:25:32.000 That was a week ago.
00:25:34.000 Oh my gosh, no!
00:25:36.000 No, it's true.
00:25:38.000 That was like two weeks ago. 1.00
00:25:40.000 I mean, fuck it. 0.99
00:25:41.000 Has anyone even mentioned COVID in the last three minutes? 1.00
00:25:44.000 Remember when those truckers descended on Ottawa?
00:25:49.000 Actually, they have mentioned COVID.
00:25:50.000 As I recall, FEMA put out an announcement saying that if you have to shelter from a nuclear blast, you better make sure you're wearing a mask and staying six feet away from other people.
00:25:58.000 Which is very helpful.
00:25:58.000 And there was that, yeah, there was that person that was like, the Ukrainians are sheltering together without masks and they've only 30% vaccinated.
00:26:05.000 Oh my gosh. 0.99
00:26:06.000 And I'm sure they don't give a shit. 1.00
00:26:08.000 I don't think they give a fuck. 1.00
00:26:09.000 Crazy thing about Ukraine though is the subway stations, like thousands of feet underground. 0.98
00:26:13.000 Good for them.
00:26:14.000 Like you go down like four escalators, it was crazy.
00:26:17.000 That's helpful.
00:26:18.000 Well, the Soviets were worried about nuclear blasts.
00:26:20.000 So they said, you know, moving people and resources is the most important thing, so build your trains underground.
00:26:26.000 The train lines in Moscow are gorgeous.
00:26:29.000 Have you guys ever been in them?
00:26:30.000 Nope.
00:26:30.000 Like I was actually shocked because you know you hear a lot about the Soviet Union you're like all they did was F everything up and like they're there you know when they built ship ports and how all these slaves do it and then it wasn't wide enough and like holy Soviet stuff was back but the underground trains gorgeous a work of art.
00:26:45.000 Did they predate the Soviet Union?
00:26:47.000 No, it was like Soviet soldiers built into the wall, all of these statues, every archway has like two soldiers on either side of it.
00:26:55.000 I feel like I learned cartoonish versions of what the Soviet Union was, which made it really difficult for me to understand why when I visited, every person in Moscow was waving Soviet flags on a parade there.
00:27:08.000 I'm like, why would you celebrate this thing?
00:27:10.000 But obviously it existed for a reason.
00:27:13.000 They had people that backed it for a reason. 1.00
00:27:16.000 Let me, let me, let me, let me, uh, let me, uh, blow your fucking minds. 0.99
00:27:20.000 Oh man. 0.99
00:27:21.000 Let's go.
00:27:21.000 I'm, I'm half kidding.
00:27:22.000 You know, so one of, one of the things like me and my friends would have to talk about is what if we are in North Korea?
00:27:27.000 Oh, I get what you're saying. 0.99
00:27:29.000 Right now and we're in a fucking, our brains are plugged into the machine. 1.00
00:27:33.000 It's all a lie. 0.99
00:27:34.000 What if the country, what if in North Korea, they're actually free and they actually told the truth and we believe bullshit about them because we're the ones who are actually in the despotic regime with fake media. 0.89
00:27:45.000 Could you imagine if we lived in a country where the media was all just propping up a political party and everything was fake and they were lying about everything?
00:27:54.000 How would we even know it?
00:27:55.000 That would be wild if we lived in a country like that!
00:27:58.000 Can you imagine that?
00:28:01.000 I've actually thought about this because I mean obviously yes we are propagandized the media does lie the government lies to us all the time but on the level of North Korea I think the easy way to figure out is to travel and you two have traveled quite a bit so you would know whether we live in North Korea or not and if you tell me that we don't I know you've been paid by the regime Yes, exactly.
00:28:18.000 I think it's been long enough to where I can tell you the truth.
00:28:23.000 When you fly in a plane, you don't actually leave the ground.
00:28:29.000 They have the little TV screen windows.
00:28:31.000 It's like a wallpaper.
00:28:34.000 That's why you're locked in.
00:28:36.000 They don't want you to be able to go out and realize you're in the air.
00:28:38.000 Guys!
00:28:39.000 I knew it.
00:28:40.000 Why can't we go to Antarctica?
00:28:41.000 To actually just drive?
00:28:42.000 You can't.
00:28:43.000 You can't.
00:28:43.000 Yes.
00:28:43.000 We're going to.
00:28:44.000 It's very easy.
00:28:45.000 It's very easy to go to Antarctica.
00:28:46.000 Why did I believe that we can't go to Antarctica?
00:28:48.000 It both seems like you just get your floaties on, you dive into the... It's a scion.
00:28:52.000 Okay.
00:28:52.000 It is harder than most places for obvious reasons, but you charter passage on the cargo ships.
00:28:59.000 You need to liaise.
00:29:01.000 Stowaway.
00:29:01.000 You go there and you pay them 600 bucks.
00:29:03.000 You need to first fly down to, I think, like Chile.
00:29:06.000 Then you need to contact Antarctica and say, hey, I want to come.
00:29:10.000 You have to, you can get off the cargo ship and visit, but you have to get right back on the cargo ship because there's nowhere for you to sleep.
00:29:15.000 Right.
00:29:16.000 And so, it's very strict.
00:29:18.000 But, uh, tons of people, uh, have, like, the guys from Vice went down there several times.
00:29:23.000 Cool.
00:29:24.000 Yeah.
00:29:25.000 The cargo ships that come to resupply McMurdo Station, you can ride with them, you get out, you walk around, you do your Antarctica stuff, you get back on, you leave.
00:29:31.000 Or is it like the North Pole?
00:29:32.000 I swear there was somewhere that you couldn't fly and they won't fly planes over it.
00:29:35.000 It's just all not true.
00:29:36.000 They say you can't fly over... Wait, are you telling me I watched like 20 hours of Flat Earth videos for no reason?
00:29:41.000 Oh, there's definitely a reason.
00:29:43.000 So, check it out.
00:29:44.000 They say, why can't you fly over the North Pole?
00:29:46.000 Because there's a hole there to hollow earth.
00:29:48.000 And I'm like, I flew from New York to Hong Kong!
00:29:51.000 We went over the North Pole!
00:29:52.000 What are you talking about?
00:29:53.000 Have you ever flown over the North Pole?
00:29:55.000 Did you look out the window and down?
00:29:57.000 Yes!
00:29:58.000 I saw one of you at the exact moment that you were over the North Pole.
00:30:01.000 Did you have your compass?
00:30:03.000 I'm pretty sure that's what it was when I flew to... Where was I going?
00:30:06.000 I was going to Singapore, I think, or Thailand. 0.99
00:30:09.000 Let me pull up this stupid map. 0.99
00:30:11.000 Does it scare you having your computer open for everyone to watch? 1.00
00:30:14.000 It's a work computer.
00:30:15.000 Okay, so this is not actually Google Earth.
00:30:17.000 I need Google Earth.
00:30:19.000 Oh yeah, Google Earth isn't Google Maps.
00:30:21.000 Like, search history.
00:30:24.000 But this is a work computer, so anybody who searches on it, it's not me.
00:30:26.000 I don't use this machine.
00:30:28.000 That's what he's saying.
00:30:28.000 You have to get an excuse.
00:30:30.000 Lydia's one of these. 0.77
00:30:31.000 Anything you see.
00:30:32.000 Dude, I'm just going to search a bunch of really embarrassing stuff before next show.
00:30:36.000 I want to do Google Body next.
00:30:38.000 We can go inside a pottery.
00:30:39.000 Come on, this is Photoshop.
00:30:41.000 Everyone knows they took a picture of the Earth, and then they just textured it on an old piece of paper.
00:30:44.000 So I was in New York.
00:30:45.000 Only 80 years ago did we first get that picture of Earth?
00:30:47.000 Like, it didn't even exist.
00:30:48.000 No one knew before that.
00:30:49.000 Well, it still doesn't, Ian.
00:30:50.000 It's all fake.
00:30:51.000 No, we figured out the Earth was round like a thousand years ago.
00:30:54.000 No, way more than that.
00:30:55.000 The ancient Egyptians knew it was round a long time ago.
00:30:57.000 So when I flew from New York, you fly in a straight line over the North Pole and over all of this stuff, and then we came down and I landed in Hong Kong, and then I flew from Hong Kong to Singapore.
00:31:08.000 Are you sure?
00:31:10.000 Are you sure that they didn't just put a little video outside your window that made it seem like that's where you were going?
00:31:23.000 Have you seen the video where the guy does the experiment?
00:31:25.000 There's two videos that are really funny.
00:31:27.000 One is a guy on a plane and he's got a leveler with him and he's like, I'm going to prove the earth is flat because check it out.
00:31:33.000 If the earth is round, then what's going to happen is If you're on a spherical Earth, as the plane's going forward, it's gonna have to dip its nose down to keep leveling out as it moves down, which means I'm gonna see the leveler move.
00:31:45.000 And then he films a time lapse, and the leveler never moves, and he goes, Earth is flat, I proved it. 0.94
00:31:51.000 And it was the funniest shit I've ever seen.
00:31:53.000 The other one is a guy, and he's like, if the Earth is curved, we're gonna set up a wood, a wooden sheet here with a hole in it, We're gonna go several, like, 20 meters and do another sheet with a hole in it. 0.97
00:32:06.000 And if I hold a light up, and the Earth is flat, the light will go straight through to the other piece of wood.
00:32:12.000 But if the Earth is round, then there will be a bend, and you'll have to lift up the flashlight higher to make it through the other side.
00:32:19.000 And then he accidentally proves the Earth's round.
00:32:21.000 And he's like, wait.
00:32:22.000 Wait, hold on.
00:32:24.000 Hold on a minute.
00:32:25.000 Yeah, the Earth is round.
00:32:26.000 It turned out.
00:32:27.000 But is it flat?
00:32:28.000 I don't know.
00:32:28.000 I think it's an oblique spheroid.
00:32:30.000 I think it's hollow.
00:32:31.000 And flat.
00:32:32.000 Donut Earth.
00:32:33.000 It's a cube.
00:32:35.000 It's a hollow cube.
00:32:36.000 Why?
00:32:38.000 Earth is a cube.
00:32:39.000 Cardboard box Earth.
00:32:41.000 This one I'm real about, right?
00:32:42.000 No more memes.
00:32:43.000 The moon.
00:32:45.000 Oh no.
00:32:45.000 Why?
00:32:46.000 No!
00:32:47.000 No!
00:32:47.000 Listen to me!
00:32:48.000 Yes!
00:32:49.000 One of the biggest achievements in history was Americans landing on the moon, right?
00:32:53.000 So why don't we have the data?
00:32:55.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:32:57.000 It would be pretty... Disprove that.
00:32:59.000 Disprove that. 0.99
00:33:00.000 Shut up. 0.99
00:33:01.000 That's why you don't go fly over the North Pole. 0.99
00:33:03.000 You actually fly up around in some Mobius strip.
00:33:05.000 You're gonna deny this picture that Neil Armstrong took himself.
00:33:10.000 Making me hungry.
00:33:11.000 Where are the moons from?
00:33:14.000 He jumped, the gravity's lighter on the moon.
00:33:16.000 Alright, alright, alright.
00:33:17.000 Lauren, please.
00:33:18.000 Lauren, I want to hear you.
00:33:19.000 Okay, but why has no other country done it?
00:33:22.000 China did. 0.85
00:33:23.000 China did. 0.85
00:33:24.000 China landed on the moon.
00:33:26.000 been since like the seventies or something like a human being and it
00:33:29.000 would be... No, no, no, it's... it's... it's... it's... we know there's no reason to.
00:33:31.000 There's boring... No, there would be. It would be an amazing achievement for
00:33:35.000 China to say we've put the boots on the ground there, we've put 0.98
00:33:39.000 a person on the moon. Why would you not want to be the second country on the 0.97
00:33:42.000 whole planet to do it?
00:33:43.000 When it's supposed to be a thousand times easier to do today. It's so simple.
00:33:47.000 They'll get nothing from spending the billions of dollars to do it.
00:33:50.000 Why would it cost billions of dollars to do something they could do with the technology they had, you know, ages ago?
00:33:55.000 Because you still have to build a rocket and put people on it.
00:33:57.000 It's got to have all the return equipment.
00:33:59.000 Like, there was a reason for the US to do it during the Cold War.
00:34:01.000 It looks cool.
00:34:02.000 We were losing. 1.00
00:34:03.000 We spend so much money on useless shit all the time. 1.00
00:34:06.000 True. 1.00
00:34:06.000 This is way better useless shit. 1.00
00:34:07.000 I can imagine them going there and not publicizing it. 0.99
00:34:10.000 The US is the only country that's ever sent people there, but Russia and China have also landed craft there.
00:34:14.000 You go to China and say, Belt and Road Initiative, or divert some of those funds to the moon, they're gonna be like, what the fuck is the moon gonna get us?
00:34:20.000 What about a private company being like, let's go to the moon?
00:34:22.000 Oh yeah, moon bases are coming.
00:34:24.000 I'm pretty sure we're now going to be building a moon base.
00:34:27.000 Are we?
00:34:30.000 Yeah, what's the name of the mission?
00:34:31.000 Yes, yes, you know what's going to happen?
00:34:33.000 You know what's going to happen?
00:34:34.000 No, you're going to go there on a trip and they're going to be on the moon base going, I think that the windows on the craft had a television screen.
00:34:41.000 Right, right, right.
00:34:41.000 From five days ago, Scientific America says China plans asteroid missions, space telescopes into moon base.
00:34:46.000 No, no, Trump announced a while ago.
00:34:48.000 It's all LARPing.
00:34:48.000 They're actually writing a fanfic and just publishing it and we're all sitting here like, oh my gosh, they got a moon base.
00:34:54.000 Like you're listening to a government LARP and they're laughing their asses off.
00:34:57.000 It's called like Artemis or something.
00:34:59.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:34:59.000 And Trump, the goal is to build a base on the moon so that we can launch from the moon.
00:35:04.000 Oh yeah, there's Artemis, base camp.
00:35:05.000 It doesn't exist. 1.00
00:35:05.000 You guys are insane. 1.00
00:35:06.000 I think you're literally jealous that you didn't go. 0.99
00:35:09.000 I think you're jealous.
00:35:11.000 I was on the moon last week.
00:35:12.000 That's right.
00:35:13.000 That proves it.
00:35:14.000 Well, there's another thing.
00:35:15.000 Is it possible that the idea that the moon landing was a hoax was spread by the Russian communists because they didn't want to admit that they got beat in the space race?
00:35:23.000 I think what happened with that is they went to the moon, they got some footage, and they're like, what if it's not enough for propaganda? 0.99
00:35:28.000 So they got Kubrick to shoot a bunch of shit in a boot. 0.99
00:35:31.000 I just don't believe that. 1.00
00:35:32.000 And then when that got uncovered, they were like, the whole thing's fake.
00:35:34.000 But it was like, no, we were there, we just didn't have the footage.
00:35:36.000 That would be more believable with the amount of, like, you think of tech today, and the amount of times you F up video stuff, and it's like, oh, card corrupted.
00:35:44.000 Oh no!
00:35:45.000 Card corrupted, landed on the moon.
00:35:46.000 You know, there's only one thing that makes me question the moon landing, and it's the lander module having the fuel to return to Earth.
00:35:57.000 Pretty sus. 1.00
00:35:59.000 But I'm not saying it's impossible.
00:36:00.000 I'm just saying, like, that's a feat.
00:36:03.000 To break the gravity of the moon?
00:36:05.000 Maybe it's not that hard, actually, because the gravity of Earth would be assisting in the pullback.
00:36:09.000 Yeah, the moon is in the Earth's atmosphere.
00:36:12.000 The Earth's atmosphere is way beyond the Earth.
00:36:15.000 Most of our atmosphere that we utilize is close to Earth, but it goes really, really far away.
00:36:21.000 All right, guys, Atlantis.
00:36:23.000 They were a more advanced civilization than we were.
00:36:25.000 Have you seen it?
00:36:28.000 The Tower of Babel. 0.80
00:36:29.000 Bible.
00:36:29.000 All right, great plot.
00:36:30.000 I want to talk about Atlantis.
00:36:32.000 Have you seen the reconstruction?
00:36:33.000 Yeah, Ian, you're wrong.
00:36:34.000 I don't think so.
00:36:35.000 Yeah, Ian, you're wrong, Ian, you're wrong.
00:36:36.000 Earth's atmosphere is very thinly far out.
00:36:38.000 The exosphere is where satellites are, and that's the last layer of the exosphere.
00:36:42.000 And the moon is technically a satellite.
00:36:44.000 Yeah, it soared me over to the Earth.
00:36:46.000 Well, Tim, hold on.
00:36:48.000 I don't want to misrepresent it, so I just want to get the right information out there.
00:36:50.000 This is something I've learned in the past.
00:36:51.000 Yo, the atmosphere, like, when you look at it, it's like a tiny fuzz layer on the planet.
00:36:55.000 Atlantis!
00:36:56.000 Not real.
00:36:57.000 Oh, it's totally real.
00:36:58.000 It's real.
00:36:58.000 Absolutely real.
00:36:59.000 I know where it is.
00:37:00.000 Yeah, did we find the actual city?
00:37:02.000 Do you want me to show you where Atlantis is?
00:37:03.000 Yeah, let's find it.
00:37:04.000 Is this from that Joe Rogan episode?
00:37:06.000 I think so, yeah, the Ricard structure.
00:37:08.000 Is that what it's called?
00:37:09.000 The Joe Rogan episode, that's right.
00:37:12.000 Well, no, it obviously flooded during the Great Flood.
00:37:14.000 Where is it?
00:37:15.000 Tim doesn't believe in the Great Flood.
00:37:16.000 You know, every religion on Earth talks about the Great Flood.
00:37:19.000 See, I've got from space.com, Earth's atmosphere extends far beyond the moon.
00:37:19.000 I know.
00:37:22.000 From space.com, so... Space.com?
00:37:24.000 Yeah.
00:37:25.000 And from Newsweek.
00:37:26.000 That's authoritative.
00:37:27.000 And from ESA.int.
00:37:28.000 Interesting.
00:37:29.000 From fizz.org.
00:37:30.000 Earth's atmosphere stretches out to the moon and beyond.
00:37:30.000 Well, I don't know.
00:37:33.000 Who told you that?
00:37:35.000 You just told me that.
00:37:36.000 You told me who told you.
00:37:37.000 I'm incredulous.
00:37:38.000 Ian, you're correct.
00:37:39.000 What?
00:37:40.000 I told you the moon's a satellite!
00:37:41.000 See, I was on the inside the whole time!
00:37:44.000 Wait, wait, wait!
00:37:46.000 Earth's atmosphere extends far beyond the moon.
00:37:48.000 How interesting.
00:37:50.000 How are we qualifying that?
00:37:52.000 I don't really know what that boy is.
00:37:55.000 I'm like, wow!
00:37:56.000 Where's that structure at?
00:37:57.000 Ricat.
00:37:58.000 It's R-I-C-H-A-T is the name of it. 0.98
00:38:00.000 And you're close to it.
00:38:02.000 It's in Mauritania.
00:38:03.000 Ah, interesting.
00:38:05.000 This is the fabled Ring City of Atlantis, they believe.
00:38:09.000 That's pretty cool.
00:38:10.000 Smeared by mud.
00:38:11.000 What else could it be?
00:38:12.000 That proves it. 0.99
00:38:12.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99
00:38:13.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:38:14.000 You're right.
00:38:14.000 It's definitely correlative evidence, but... Oh, it's super tiny.
00:38:17.000 People think it's... Some people, like Randall Carlson, thinks it's not Atlantis, and he's a pretty renowned geologist.
00:38:22.000 It has 4.8 stars on the globe.
00:38:23.000 Oh, yeah, this is the thing they had on the Joe Rogan show.
00:38:25.000 I have a hard time thinking this was in Atlantis, but... Like, look how they... It looks like they dug out... Why can't it just be a weird rock formation?
00:38:31.000 The Great Flood happened.
00:38:33.000 Thank God.
00:38:34.000 It just didn't happen on Earth.
00:38:35.000 Are you familiar with that?
00:38:37.000 We're done, Tim.
00:38:37.000 What?
00:38:37.000 We're done.
00:38:38.000 Good night.
00:38:38.000 Shut it off.
00:38:38.000 I'm leaving.
00:38:39.000 So here's what happened.
00:38:41.000 So Venus used to have almost the same gravity as Earth.
00:38:44.000 It is said that it used to have the same atmosphere and geology as Earth.
00:38:49.000 And what happened was a runaway greenhouse effect acidified the environment and now it's just like dense sulfuric gases and things like that.
00:38:57.000 But what happened was the first human civilization, realizing that climate change was destroying their planet and the air was acidifying, created the Ark Project, which was a giant space vessel that would bring them to Earth.
00:39:09.000 Wait, where did you get this information from?
00:39:11.000 Just let him finish.
00:39:12.000 I think he made this up.
00:39:14.000 So the Ark Project was a military operation to save as many people as possible, and they needed the DNA of two of every animal, the male and the female genetics, so that they could clone.
00:39:25.000 Now, this happened around the period on Earth known as the Precambrian Explosion, where in the fossil record, all of a sudden, there's a major explosion of different species for some reason.
00:39:33.000 Well, what happened was... Didn't humans come at a much later time than that?
00:39:36.000 So, because we were terraforming the planet, so the Ark Project was fleeing the great disaster of Venus.
00:39:36.000 Yes.
00:39:42.000 Now, it gets complicated, but basically, the Ark Project comes to Earth and, you know, long story short, some people come down to begin the terraforming process.
00:39:51.000 There's a great battle in the heavens from, you know, the second-in-command mutinies against the leader of the Ark Project.
00:39:57.000 Because what happened was, the military dictator who was running the ARC project, he was a commander, he wasn't elected.
00:40:03.000 So after they come to earth, and they've got regular working people, these regular working people don't know a lot about science or anything, they're just tilling the fields, right?
00:40:12.000 But what happens is, there's a political faction within the ARC project that says, it's now time to establish democratic governance.
00:40:18.000 We understand the Ark Project was a military project, so it's hierarchical and authoritarian, but now that we've established a base of operations on the newly terraformed planet, and so the leader of the Ark Project was like, no, and a great battle ensues in the heavens with all the people on the ground watching, and they wrote a book about it because they didn't know what else to do, and then after translation, after translation, everything just sort of goes crazy.
00:40:39.000 I don't need to hear this class from me.
00:40:41.000 Tim, you should publish this.
00:40:42.000 This is Ark Project funded propaganda.
00:40:42.000 No, Tim, Tim, Tim, no.
00:40:46.000 Everyone, everyone knows, who's actually looked at the data, that we did not have the technology to leave Venus.
00:40:53.000 They told us we left Venus for this other planet called Earth.
00:40:56.000 But we're still on Venus.
00:40:57.000 But in reality the whole thing was faked. 1.00
00:40:58.000 Still on Venus, oh shit. 0.98
00:41:00.000 Have you seen, there's a great, David Firth, he did a few YouTube videos called The News Hasn't Happened Yet. 0.98
00:41:08.000 And one of them's really funny because it's got like Paul Joseph Watson and Jimmy Dore in it.
00:41:11.000 But he's like... Imagine my shock!
00:41:14.000 No, no, but his face superimposed on Jimmy Dore, and he's like, the moon is not real, it's just a reflection!
00:41:20.000 And then it shows a guy, and he superimposes, it's a newscaster pointing at the sky, and he's like, we actually live on the moon, and that's Earth watching us!
00:41:29.000 And he puts the Earth over the moon, it's really, really funny.
00:41:32.000 I gotta, I think, I wanna know more about this pre-Cambrian explosion thing you're talking about, because I was pulled up, 541 million years ago, practically all major animal philos started appearing.
00:41:42.000 Yeah, they were terraforming her.
00:41:43.000 Wait, are you telling me Tim's rant is fact-based?
00:41:46.000 that way are you telling me Tim's rant is fact-based yes I tell you it could be
00:41:46.000 I don't think it is, but it could be.
00:41:50.000 Cambrian explosion is I don't think it is but it could be it was it was partly
00:41:56.000 fact-based like was were we seated by alien life or did it just was it
00:42:00.000 inevitably it was a most It was a mostly truthful story.
00:42:02.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.99
00:42:03.000 It's me taking, like, 1% truth and turning it into 100% bullshit. 0.89
00:42:07.000 Yeah, based on a true story. 0.95
00:42:08.000 There is a flood myth that's the Great Flood from the Bible, 12,800 years ago.
00:42:12.000 But this is easily explained.
00:42:14.000 It's easily explained because the people who were living in the Fertile Crescent experienced a major flood and they told that story to everybody and the story spread around through cultures as they traveled the globe.
00:42:25.000 Apparently there was two floods over the course of 800 years later and the asteroids or the comets hit again and then caused another global flood?
00:42:32.000 Yeah, but do you think the flood killed all the Nephilim?
00:42:35.000 Oh my goodness!
00:42:38.000 I think Zeus and Michael the Archangel were descended from them and had the technology from Atlantis, electricity.
00:42:44.000 I think they still had Baghdad batteries. 0.94
00:42:46.000 You know, when the angels had sex with Job's daughters... Stop it! 0.97
00:42:50.000 I didn't know that happened.
00:42:51.000 The Nephilim, it's like one word in scripture.
00:42:52.000 This is the deuterocanon.
00:42:53.000 Do you know what the Nephilim are?
00:42:54.000 It's literally one word in scripture.
00:42:55.000 sure and it's I think it's like the this is uh the deuterocanon but also you
00:43:01.000 know what the nephilim are the nephilim it's it's literally one word of
00:43:04.000 scripture it's one word in the hybrids no but it doesn't even hold on it's
00:43:08.000 It says the children of God.
00:43:10.000 It says the children of God looked on the children of men with love or something like that, and then their children were the Nephilim. 0.91
00:43:16.000 What children of God means in that context, we have no idea.
00:43:20.000 People are like, it's angels.
00:43:22.000 They created angel people.
00:43:23.000 And they're still alive, and they're the people we call lizard people today. 1.00
00:43:27.000 The Nephilim did not die in the Great Flood, okay?
00:43:29.000 I see how this works.
00:43:31.000 I think the lizard people are the NPCs, where their amygdala's making them all crazy. 0.99
00:43:35.000 And it's just part of our human nature, because we eat meat.
00:43:37.000 I'm just gonna sit here and eat some bacon while you guys talk about whatever we were.
00:43:37.000 Bloodlust.
00:43:41.000 I don't know who they are, but they had tech.
00:43:43.000 Didn't they have tech?
00:43:44.000 They had, like, they could fly, right?
00:43:45.000 Wait, the Nephilim?
00:43:45.000 No.
00:43:46.000 What?
00:43:46.000 I mean, like, what do you base it on?
00:43:49.000 The Nephilim is literally just, like, it is one that is mentioned very briefly.
00:43:54.000 There's really nothing that's said about them.
00:43:56.000 They were fallen angels, they said?
00:43:57.000 Nephilim-funded propaganda.
00:43:59.000 Actually, when Sedna gets close to Earth, Goliath is an enemy.
00:44:05.000 Oh he was.
00:44:06.000 I'm pretty sure.
00:44:07.000 There were like giants and mutants and like part demon was like the idea.
00:44:12.000 What I think happened is that they fled the loss of Atlantis with some tech, they brought
00:44:15.000 it to go back to Leetepe, and then it started spreading around.
00:44:18.000 There's just like, I think.
00:44:21.000 Colts had control of this technology and wouldn't give it to everyone else. 0.99
00:44:24.000 So like, when you see Zeus through lightning, he had electricity.
00:44:27.000 When Michael, the Archangels, could fly, they had hang gliders.
00:44:30.000 So this is what I mean.
00:44:31.000 So when they built the Tower of Babel, it was like the highest thing we've ever built, right? 0.95
00:44:35.000 And then God knocked them down for going too far, trying to be gods themselves.
00:44:39.000 But I believe that they had, like, extremely advanced technology.
00:44:42.000 We were way past transhumanism, where you had people that were creating themselves into gods with science.
00:44:47.000 And I think we're going back to that.
00:44:49.000 Like the vibration caused the place to shake to the ground like when a Tesla... I would disagree.
00:44:54.000 Tesla's tech could do that too, so they might have been working on some sound.
00:44:57.000 So the Nephilim, I think what's interesting about the Nephilim, what's interesting about a lot of this is they're basically not, they're just barely mentioned, but I think when you talk less about something and when it seems vague, people are just going to come up with a million theories because that becomes very interesting to people.
00:45:11.000 Let me blow your minds.
00:45:13.000 Oh boy, here we go.
00:45:14.000 You guys don't know what force field is, right?
00:45:17.000 If you could make force fields, humans would be able to fly.
00:45:19.000 You know why?
00:45:21.000 Force fields are weightless but can displace matter.
00:45:24.000 That means you could effectively make force field wings that maybe not fly but at least glide because they have no mass but they displace mass.
00:45:33.000 You need to create a magnetic monopole to do that.
00:45:35.000 There would be no parachutes anymore.
00:45:38.000 You'd literally jump out of a plane and your force field, if it can be structured any way you want,
00:45:43.000 would actually displace the air and slow your descent.
00:45:45.000 And then it can be shaped to make you move forward and left.
00:45:48.000 So you may not be able to go up, but actually I would argue if the force field can displace matter,
00:45:54.000 then it would be able to create upward lift.
00:45:58.000 The force field could effectively flap itself if the energy could be controlled.
00:46:02.000 Yeah, it could squeeze itself and create downward pressure from the side to side pressure.
00:46:06.000 I said only if force fields are possible.
00:46:07.000 But you need a magnetic monopole, which they don't exist in nature, but it's like a magnet.
00:46:11.000 Most magnets, you have a north-south, and you break it in half, and then you have a north-south and a north-south.
00:46:15.000 The magnetic monopole is just a north, or just a south, and they don't really naturally occur, but we can kind of... I think they've been able to create them.
00:46:22.000 They're theoretical at best.
00:46:23.000 Once you can, you can propel yourself.
00:46:26.000 We went way over, and I gotta upload.
00:46:28.000 So I ate bacon, and Lauren's got a sword now. 0.98
00:46:31.000 It's been a good episode.
00:46:34.000 Can you just hold that pose for a second?
00:46:36.000 Hold it with the sword.
00:46:37.000 Just like that.
00:46:38.000 And that's our thumbnail.
00:46:40.000 Perfect thumbnail.
00:46:41.000 All right, Laura, thanks for hanging out.
00:46:42.000 What does that mean?
00:46:43.000 That means... Kimchi.
00:46:44.000 What does that mean?
00:46:46.000 Nandesuka?
00:46:47.000 That means...
00:46:48.000 Hirohito kimchi.
00:46:49.000 I just had one of those last night.
00:46:50.000 Kimchi is Korean.
00:46:51.000 I'm about to eat some kimchi tonight, dude.
00:46:54.000 I think nandesuka is like you're asking a polite what.
00:46:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:46:58.000 Toshokan, I think that means library.
00:47:00.000 I remember all these random words.
00:47:04.000 I was told tomate means stop.
00:47:06.000 It sounds like tomato.
00:47:08.000 Yeah, so we were driving in Japan.
00:47:10.000 We were driving in Japan and I said, how do I tell the driver to stop?
00:47:13.000 And she says, tomate.
00:47:14.000 Tomate.
00:47:15.000 And so, because we were driving and I was like, stop, stop, stop.
00:47:17.000 And he's just like...
00:47:19.000 I have no idea what you're saying, but he's Japanese.
00:47:21.000 And I was like, tomate!
00:47:22.000 And then he stopped.
00:47:22.000 And I was like, yes!
00:47:23.000 Yes, I'm going to work.
00:47:24.000 All right, we're going to upload this video.
00:47:25.000 Thanks for hanging out, everybody.
00:47:27.000 Thanks for being members.
00:47:28.000 I hope you had fun.
00:47:28.000 This was ridiculous.