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00:00:00.000 you you

00:01:10.000 you photos, stories, texts, and...

00:01:15.000 And boy, this one's a doozy.

00:01:17.000 Now, I know everybody's excited about these images of Hunter Biden.

00:01:21.000 No one's really excited about them.

00:01:22.000 I'm kidding.

00:01:23.000 But excited about the political implications of them.

00:01:25.000 What I'm really concerned about is what we're going to get in terms of inner family Trauma, the name that Hunter Biden allegedly uses for his own father, referring to him as a child abuser.

00:01:35.000 It's very strange.

00:01:37.000 And whether or not we're going to be able to verify this information is true and correct.

00:01:40.000 Now, the interesting thing is a report from the Washington Examiner is lending some credibility to the leak, saying that some of this information is corroborated in a previous a data breach from Hunter's iPhone. So it could just be

00:01:53.000 that someone new has gotten access to the iPhone backup. But what they're saying is the actual iCloud,

00:01:59.000 which is current information from Hunter Biden. Apparently, the Secret Service is aware of

00:02:03.000 this. Things are getting absolutely crazy. We got to talk about it because we also got to make

00:02:07.000 sure we're careful. Some of this stuff coming out could very well be fake. We got to break it down,

00:02:11.000 talk about it. So we will.

00:02:12.000 We also have another story just about Hunter.

00:02:15.000 Apparently he's potentially on the hook for trafficking ladies of the night across state lines.

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00:02:22.000 This is insane.

00:02:23.000 Joe Biden's approval rating's in the gutter.

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00:07:25.000 We have the story from the Washington Examiner.

00:07:27.000 It is not a funny story.

00:07:28.000 Well, actually, maybe it is kind of funny.

00:07:30.000 4chan users claim to have cracked Hunter Biden's iPhone account.

00:07:34.000 And also, we have another story that's in a similar vein.

00:07:38.000 Secret Service is aware of alleged Hunter Biden iCloud hack.

00:07:41.000 So it's his iCloud, and it's his iPhone.

00:07:45.000 Oh man, this is getting crazy.

00:07:46.000 Also, did they use the word cracked as a mean play on words?

00:07:49.000 Perhaps, yes.

00:07:50.000 Or leaving his laptop at 15 different places.

00:07:54.000 They could have said hacked.

00:07:56.000 They could have said hacked into, they said cracked.

00:07:58.000 They sure did.

00:07:59.000 Okay, so one of the videos, it shows, to start, Hunter Biden's face from the front-facing camera, and then all of a sudden it flips to his feet, like he pressed record with the front-facing camera and then pressed the button, and then it shows crack on a scale.

00:08:12.000 Yeah.

00:08:12.000 No, no, I gotta say this.

00:08:14.000 It could be edited.

00:08:15.000 I don't know.

00:08:16.000 Sure. 0.96

00:08:16.000 Someone could easily take a video of him doing a selfie thing and then make a fake, but I kind of believe it because Hunter Biden is a crackhead. 0.96

00:08:23.000 It's his voice. 0.54

00:08:24.000 Yeah.

00:08:25.000 Also, I know everyone's talking about the crack thing, but if WikiFeet hasn't jumped on the Hunter Biden page, get on it!

00:08:32.000 There's so many pictures of him naked.

00:08:34.000 He's also a guy who never got sober, in my opinion.

00:08:37.000 They just made him look like it so he could do the Today Show.

00:08:41.000 They just grabbed him one day, fixed his teeth, and he was like, yeah, I did a lot of parmesan cheese off the carpet.

00:08:47.000 It's like, no you didn't, because crack is crack and parmesan cheese is parmesan cheese.

00:08:52.000 You're just making up a sobriety story.

00:08:53.000 They did a sobriety weekend at Bernie's for essential oil.

00:08:57.000 Yeah, did you see the crack, though?

00:08:58.000 Like, that's what the taxpayers are paying for.

00:09:01.000 It's high quality.

00:09:03.000 It's like the only fentanyl-free crack in the United States right now is at his house.

00:09:07.000 And you can hear them arguing about the weight of it in the background of the video.

00:09:10.000 It sounds like Hunter's voice.

00:09:12.000 The girl's going, it's 20.7.

00:09:13.000 He's like, it's 20.6.

00:09:18.000 I'm like, you're going by points, man?

00:09:21.000 And he's slightly disappointed.

00:09:22.000 He's like, not only is a crackhead, but he's very frugal and responsible.

00:09:26.000 When it comes to crack, people are very, very on point with the numbers.

00:09:31.000 Well, I mean, if movies tell us anything, you know, hey, this is the right amount or whatever.

00:09:37.000 So, look, let me pull this up.

00:09:40.000 The examiner actually says, Many of the materials posted by 4chan users match the contents the Washington Examiner previously found on a password-protected iPhone XS backup located on a copy of Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop.

00:09:53.000 Konstantinos Gus Dimitroulos, I'm not going to read everything they say, but he's a cybersecurity expert, basically says, definitively, this is real, this iPhone backup.

00:10:02.000 He said, I conclude the same results of my analysis of the MacBook, that it's real, blah, blah, blah.

00:10:07.000 It was his iPhone.

00:10:09.000 Not like it's one expert opinion.

00:10:11.000 But we're getting there.

00:10:12.000 I say take it with a grain of salt because I wouldn't be surprised if somebody makes some fake screenshot of text messages, gets everybody to go nuts, then the media will come out and be like, proven false definitively, and then try and use it to discredit everyone.

00:10:24.000 To ignore everything else, yeah. 0.99

00:10:25.000 And I just want to say too that I think when we're laughing at Hunter Biden, addiction sucks and is horrible.

00:10:34.000 And I've dealt with addiction And I've dealt with it in my family, and it's really sad and depressing, but I think that when we see elites like this getting away with things that your average person would be completely shut down for, arrested for, that's where it gets frustrating.

00:10:49.000 We got a fact check already.

00:10:50.000 It was meth, not crack.

00:10:55.000 I feel stupid though because when I looked at it, I thought it was meth and not crack. 0.55

00:11:01.000 But I'm not an expert on these things. 0.93

00:11:04.000 And I'm a recovering drug addict in Elky, but I never did meth.

00:11:07.000 That was the only one that I never did.

00:11:09.000 And crack, I was surprised with.

00:11:11.000 Have you taken MDMA?

00:11:13.000 It's technically a type of meth.

00:11:15.000 Yeah.

00:11:15.000 I've heard rough stuff about crystal.

00:11:17.000 then I have done math, that's cool.

00:11:19.000 But it's not the crystal, which is mixed with black tar halo.

00:11:22.000 It's the fun math.

00:11:22.000 I've done the, I've not done the, I should be specific, I've not done the trailer park math,

00:11:27.000 I've done the AIDS patient math.

00:11:29.000 I've heard rough stuff about crystal. 1.00

00:11:31.000 I know people are gonna be checking that.

00:11:32.000 Kids, listening out there.

00:11:33.000 You don't want to be like Hunter Biden.

00:11:34.000 No, no.

00:11:35.000 Nobody wants to be like Hunter Biden.

00:11:37.000 I saw a video of Joe Biden, and it looked like he was in front of Congress, like, I made the law that if you get caught with this much, you're going to jail for five years and a judge can't even say no.

00:11:46.000 His sister was juxtapositioned with Hunter doing all of it.

00:11:51.000 I just want to say to all the younger people who may be listening, this show is not for kids, but maybe your parents.

00:11:57.000 You need to understand.

00:11:59.000 You don't do drugs.

00:12:00.000 No.

00:12:00.000 Because then all the other kids will mock you and call you Hunter Biden.

00:12:02.000 They will.

00:12:03.000 And that's like the worst possible thing you can do.

00:12:05.000 It's bad.

00:12:05.000 Yeah.

00:12:05.000 It's real bad.

00:12:06.000 You could be so popular.

00:12:07.000 You do have to discern what the word drug means because aspirin is a drug.

00:12:11.000 Black tar heroin is a drug.

00:12:12.000 That's right.

00:12:13.000 And they do different things.

00:12:13.000 Okay, don't do black tar heroin.

00:12:15.000 Yes, don't do black tar heroin.

00:12:16.000 Aspirin, ask your parents.

00:12:18.000 Yes.

00:12:18.000 Yeah, there's no black tar heroin with the word kids written under it.

00:12:22.000 Yeah, no.

00:12:23.000 It looks like a Flintstone vitamin.

00:12:24.000 Wait, wait, hold on.

00:12:26.000 There was a libertarian convention.

00:12:29.000 You know this one, right?

00:12:30.000 No, I'm just laughing at the setup.

00:12:31.000 It's true.

00:12:32.000 It's true.

00:12:32.000 Where was it Austin Peterson who said don't sell heroin to kids and they booed him.

00:12:37.000 To five-year-olds.

00:12:40.000 It's like, can we at least agree there's a line there?

00:12:42.000 No.

00:12:43.000 Okay.

00:12:44.000 All right then.

00:12:45.000 Did you say at the beginning that the Secret Service put out a statement saying that his iCloud is hacked?

00:12:49.000 We have that.

00:12:49.000 Let me get your cloud.

00:12:50.000 So these are two different stories, but they overlap.

00:12:53.000 So Secret Service says it's aware of alleged Hunter Biden iCloud hack.

00:12:58.000 Quote, at this time, we are not in a position to make public comments on potential investigative actions.

00:13:03.000 Okay, so 4chan says they cracked the phone.

00:13:06.000 Now, we have the iCloud.

00:13:07.000 The difference is, the iPhone backup was apparently on the laptop.

00:13:11.000 So, you know, when you plug your iPhone in, it's like, back it up, it's on your computer, and then someone finds it, and they gotta get the code for it.

00:13:16.000 You do now.

00:13:18.000 Yeah.

00:13:18.000 With the iCloud, apparently it's as current iCloud, meaning stuff you were sending a week ago or whatever.

00:13:25.000 The crazy thing is, now this stuff needs to be verified.

00:13:28.000 But if it's true, and the iCloud stuff we gotta get verification on, he calls his dad a person who abuses children.

00:13:39.000 I'll keep it family friendly.

00:13:41.000 His nickname in his phone is...

00:13:45.000 You know, now look, we've all said mean things to our dad in our worst phases, right?

00:13:49.000 This one's a little, I've never insinuated that either of my parents were like child abusers before.

00:13:54.000 That's a big kind of weird.

00:13:56.000 There's also a alleged search history for underage.

00:14:00.000 Underage is an understatement.

00:14:01.000 Like, as underage as underage could probably get.

00:14:04.000 Pre-pubescent.

00:14:05.000 Pre-pubescent.

00:14:06.000 That's why I'm saying we gotta verify this.

00:14:07.000 Yeah, you can't just say, yeah, I mean, maybe he saw all the videos that we've saw for the last four years of him sniffing kids.

00:14:14.000 He's like, oh, this is what I've done.

00:14:16.000 Oh, I see.

00:14:16.000 I'm glad I documented this.

00:14:18.000 Is this what people saw?

00:14:23.000 You ever see that there's a family guy joke where there's a murderer in prison?

00:14:27.000 Yeah.

00:14:27.000 And then he's like, I wonder what this feels like?

00:14:28.000 And he stabs himself and he goes, whoa, is that what I'm doing to people?

00:14:34.000 That's what it's like.

00:14:35.000 Joe Biden has never actually watched the video of him sniffing these children.

00:14:39.000 I reiterate what you said.

00:14:41.000 Addiction is horrific.

00:14:42.000 Yes.

00:14:43.000 But that that the media has been a lot of the media has been like silent on this and hasn't even like partially maybe Hunter Biden has a problem is what I'm laughing about.

00:14:51.000 It's insane.

00:14:51.000 It's complete insanity.

00:14:52.000 Yeah.

00:14:52.000 And it's like the fact that he can totally get away with it.

00:14:55.000 And we've just been locking up black people indiscriminately for like cracks since like the 80s.

00:15:00.000 We don't have to have a problem with everything.

00:15:03.000 But my point.

00:15:05.000 No, I'm with you.

00:15:06.000 I'm a recovering addict, so we make fun of it in, let's say, these meetings I go to or speeches that I do.

00:15:11.000 I make fun of myself.

00:15:12.000 You do make fun of it.

00:15:13.000 It's not necessarily fun to just punch at somebody's addiction, but we are paying for this addiction.

00:15:18.000 I mean, there's a lot that goes into it, and the media, like you said, has been hiding it this entire time.

00:15:21.000 I think we're allowed to make fun of it when we've been funding it, and look at what they've been doing to the other side's kids. 0.87

00:15:27.000 I mean, they've been calling Trump's kid a cokehead for, what, five, six years now?

00:15:31.000 I don't like making fun of people suffering from addiction.

00:15:34.000 I don't either.

00:15:34.000 I've had more than one friend die from a heroin overdose.

00:15:37.000 Me too.

00:15:38.000 What I'm making fun of is the fact the president's son is protected by the media, propped up, unwell, his father is funding a lot of the stuff, but more importantly, that Okay, so some of the allegations here.

00:15:51.000 We've seen reports, okay, so this is confirmed from the laptop, that Hunter shares a phone number with his dad.

00:15:57.000 Weird.

00:15:57.000 Now, in these leaks, there is a text message from Hunter to his dad of him engaging in, let's just call it adult activities.

00:16:04.000 And, again, alleged, because we don't know this stuff is true or not.

00:16:08.000 My dad didn't even teach me how to shave.

00:16:10.000 I'm almost jealous.

00:16:12.000 But we do know from the laptop, so the photo of Hunter getting it on to his dad might not be real, the text, but we do know there's a text from him to his dad of Pornhub.

00:16:23.000 That was from the laptop and that was reported by a couple different outlets.

00:16:26.000 So why would you send your dad that information?

00:16:28.000 Bonding.

00:16:31.000 Joe's dad? I found a great video.

00:16:33.000 Real quick though.

00:16:35.000 So my concern here is, look, I don't want to make fun of the guy for being sick.

00:16:39.000 No.

00:16:40.000 What I want to call out is Hunter may be doing business as his dad

00:16:45.000 with his dad's permission.

00:16:46.000 Right.

00:16:47.000 If he's using a phone number under his dad's name sending these links, he's probably

00:16:51.000 who's he really sending them to?

00:16:53.000 It may be his dad.

00:16:55.000 I mean, he calls his dad, it's just, okay, allegedly he calls his dad, Pito.

00:16:59.000 So again, not verified.

00:17:01.000 What a clever nickname.

00:17:02.000 Clever, yes.

00:17:03.000 No one would suspect it.

00:17:05.000 Not a man of metaphor.

00:17:06.000 Would you take out the D?

00:17:08.000 Wink.

00:17:09.000 I think Hunter and Joe are using the father-son relationship so that Hunter can do the business dealings that Joe can't.

00:17:16.000 Yes.

00:17:17.000 Yes.

00:17:17.000 But it's effectively Joe doing the deals.

00:17:19.000 Yeah.

00:17:20.000 I think so, too.

00:17:21.000 I mean, even in the book, oh, I'm blanking on the name of it, Laptop from Hell, I mean, that's kind of what it's alluded to anyway.

00:17:27.000 Why would you pick your most unstable son to do all the shady business?

00:17:31.000 Because your other one's dead?

00:17:32.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:17:34.000 Jesus!

00:17:34.000 This is so brutal!

00:17:36.000 Seriously, it's like, you're giving all the shady jobs to the kid whose password, I'm sure, is give me more crack 1234.

00:17:43.000 It's like, how do you hack it?

00:17:45.000 But Joe's password is wrong kid dog.

00:17:50.000 The alleged password was...

00:17:54.000 It was something really bad too.

00:17:55.000 It was the reference to the age of a woman.

00:17:58.000 What?

00:18:00.000 Really?

00:18:01.000 So allegedly, I don't know, but I looked at some of the claims and accusations.

00:18:07.000 A lot of outlets are picking up the accusations and they're all saying like, this could be fake.

00:18:11.000 But apparently the password was, I don't want to say it because it's not my business, but it was like the password was a woman and her age.

00:18:19.000 Really?

00:18:21.000 But yeah, unless the number was a reference to something else.

00:18:24.000 Was it at least double digits?

00:18:26.000 It was.

00:18:27.000 And it was at least post-pubescent.

00:18:30.000 Oh, that's good.

00:18:31.000 That's great.

00:18:32.000 My man's growing up.

00:18:33.000 It's possible that this is a setup, because it makes him look very deviant, and it makes Joe look like he said Pito, Peter, whatever the name he had for his dad.

00:18:42.000 And he's got his password as a young girl.

00:18:45.000 It's beyond the pale.

00:18:46.000 Adult age.

00:18:47.000 Okay, but a young adult.

00:18:51.000 I guess.

00:18:52.000 Yeah, like the drug addiction stuff, I see what you're saying, where it's almost a little too on the nose.

00:18:59.000 It's so bizarre.

00:19:00.000 But he left his laptop, like he left it somewhere.

00:19:03.000 I just want all of you to know what I sacrificed for all of you.

00:19:08.000 I want you to know this, so become a member at TimCast.com, because I had to look at all of these photos of naked Hunter Biden to confirm.

00:19:15.000 I'm like, looking at these stories and I'm like, I have to, I have to.

00:19:19.000 Because if people are claiming it's there, and I'm not doing my due diligence, so... I had to do it a bunch too.

00:19:26.000 Yeah.

00:19:27.000 I'm going to have to do it later tonight.

00:19:29.000 Hold on.

00:19:29.000 We're going to need to take a break and I'll do it right now.

00:19:32.000 I'm pretty sure The Daily Caller published an uncensored image of Hunter Biden holding himself.

00:19:37.000 Oh no.

00:19:38.000 But because he was partially underwater, the water kind of obfuscated it.

00:19:43.000 And I was like, did they think you couldn't see what he was doing?

00:19:45.000 Because you can.

00:19:46.000 Yeah.

00:19:47.000 I think it was The Caller.

00:19:48.000 Touching his dad's leg hair.

00:19:52.000 When he was talking about the kids rubbing his hairy legs, he was referring to his own children.

00:19:55.000 Oh no. 0.98

00:19:56.000 In all seriousness, I'll say it again, I think Joe abused his kids.

00:19:59.000 Yes.

00:20:00.000 Yeah, I do.

00:20:00.000 Yeah, hands down.

00:20:02.000 So the reason why Hunter's so screwed up, why does Hunter call his dad, allegedly call his dad, pedo? 0.63

00:20:08.000 If he really does this, and that is true, That combined with everything else we know, I think Joe sniffed his son a little too much.

00:20:16.000 I've heard that Ashley Biden's diary, now this is like a thing, I don't know if it's real or fake or what, but I've been reading stuff about it that she also implicates her dad in this diary.

00:20:26.000 I have never seen the diary.

00:20:27.000 I don't know if it's real or not.

00:20:28.000 No, I've heard the same thing, though.

00:20:30.000 I think you might be right.

00:20:32.000 He looks like Gary Oldman in Hannibal.

00:20:35.000 Have you noticed that that's kind of what Joe Biden is turning into?

00:20:38.000 Just this monster?

00:20:39.000 Yeah, like if you look at him in Hannibal, like he just looks like that.

00:20:42.000 And I really do think it's all his secrets just coming into age.

00:20:46.000 The picture of Dorian Gray.

00:20:48.000 Yeah, like he looks like him.

00:20:49.000 It's really, and the more he talks, because now, like, especially in the top right, you tell me that's not Joe.

00:20:57.000 That is totally Joe.

00:21:00.000 Look at the tie.

00:21:00.000 Oh, and the tie, for sure.

00:21:02.000 The pigs will eat anything. 0.95

00:21:04.000 Yeah, that guy can't ride a bicycle.

00:21:09.000 No, he'd fall right off a bike.

00:21:11.000 I thought it was going to be an image.

00:21:12.000 It's him after falling off the bike.

00:21:16.000 We should get this one.

00:21:17.000 I thought it was gonna be a picture of Gary Oldman.

00:21:18.000 Not some disfigured, you know... Mason Burger.

00:21:23.000 I wonder if a lot of people watching were just like, yo, I'm trying to eat.

00:21:25.000 Yeah, yeah, sorry if you were trying to eat, but it looks just like the president, so it's fine.

00:21:29.000 He got all that face work done.

00:21:31.000 Yeah, he really... Did you see the, uh, when he said, end of quote, repeat the line?

00:21:36.000 Oh, it's the best.

00:21:38.000 I called it, guys, I called it.

00:21:39.000 The White House in the transcript wrote, let me repeat that line, or let me repeat the line.

00:21:45.000 Oh, so they changed the transcript.

00:21:46.000 In the transcript, they changed what he said because they're trying to cover it up.

00:21:51.000 I remember when government meant integrity.

00:21:53.000 At least I thought it did.

00:21:54.000 I swear if they show the podium, it's just gonna be one of those things where you pull and it's like, the cow says moo. 0.98

00:22:01.000 It's like the salute the troops thing.

00:22:03.000 It goes right back to that where it's like, say salute the troops.

00:22:05.000 He's like, salute the troops.

00:22:07.000 Or he's like, instead of saluting the troops, say salute the troops.

00:22:12.000 You ever see like the animatronic, you know, Chuck E. Cheese things playing guitar?

00:22:16.000 Yes.

00:22:17.000 Like that's what Joe Biden is.

00:22:19.000 Behind him, it's all exposed metal and like... This turns him on, he's just playing the piano.

00:22:25.000 Yeah, the old timey, like...

00:22:28.000 But I love how he actually said, end of quote, repeat the line.

00:22:32.000 And he's like, end of quote, repeat the line.

00:22:34.000 And then the same quote plays.

00:22:36.000 And it's like, anybody who's sane saw that and laughed.

00:22:41.000 Like, I know people who are like Democrat, liberal, leftist. 0.99

00:22:43.000 Everybody was like, it's so dumb. 0.97

00:22:45.000 We know Joe Biden's out of it. 0.98

00:22:46.000 Only 26% of Democrats think he should run again.

00:22:49.000 They're under no illusions this man is capable.

00:22:51.000 They'll take something else.

00:22:53.000 But the media is still trying to pretend like anyone is falling for it.

00:22:56.000 I guess 26% of the Democrat voters are.

00:22:59.000 They're really pretending.

00:23:01.000 Yeah, they're really pretending.

00:23:02.000 I was a little surprised.

00:23:04.000 Greg Price posted that quote, and it got a lot of traction.

00:23:07.000 And I noticed at the top, one of the first comments you see is one of the White House aides saying, that's not what he actually said, and giving her version of it, which is the version that ended up being in the transcript.

00:23:16.000 The people that are still so blindly tied to Biden are infuriating.

00:23:21.000 Like when I posted that stuff of me and Tulsi, I had a friend reach out to me just unloading, Tulsi's the reason that Roe v. Wade got over.

00:23:30.000 It's like, it's like, it's like the people who still blame Susan Sarandon if it wasn't for Susan Sarandon. 0.98

00:23:35.000 And it's like, guys, if an actress, if an old lady actress can derail your political party, your political party sucks. 0.96

00:23:41.000 But they're technically right. 0.87

00:23:42.000 Tulsi Gabbard, who's literally not in office right now. I did a comedy sketch with my friend,

00:23:47.000 and you're unloading on her instead of, I don't know, the president of the United States who

00:23:52.000 actually has power right now? Like, there are still people on the left who are so in denial

00:23:57.000 and just refuse to hold Biden accountable for some reason when Biden isn't giving them even

00:24:01.000 anything they want. But they're technically right. Tulsi broke a lot of people out of the cult.

00:24:06.000 She went up and she represented much of what the left was in this country, especially during the

00:24:12.000 the late two thousands, early.

00:24:13.000 Yeah, actually anti-war.

00:24:15.000 Actually anti-war, actually calling out the machine.

00:24:18.000 She's got some policy positions that conservatives wouldn't agree with. 1.00

00:24:21.000 She was pro-choice, traditionally, like safe, legal, rare.

00:24:23.000 She was for gun control. 0.89

00:24:24.000 She opposed nuclear power.

00:24:25.000 I don't know where she is on those things now.

00:24:27.000 Yeah.

00:24:27.000 But that's like the traditional Democrat position.

00:24:30.000 With the weird movements the Democratic Party's made to try and pander to whatever it is they're trying to pander to, she stayed where she was.

00:24:38.000 She said, Kamala's awful, what are you doing?

00:24:40.000 And the machine got angry with her because they were trying to move in some weird direction.

00:24:45.000 Which by the way, the reason she was calling out Kamala was actually from the left about some of the horrible stuff Kamala did in California to poor communities.

00:24:52.000 Enslaving people?

00:24:54.000 Not a not a great one like like actually keeping people in prison longer so she can use them for cheap firefighter labor Yeah, but it was for dime bags. 0.99

00:25:02.000 So it's cool.

00:25:03.000 Yeah.

00:25:03.000 Yeah, it all made sense.

00:25:05.000 She's a good person.

00:25:06.000 So so I'll stress that.

00:25:08.000 I hope she's president.

00:25:09.000 This is why your friend...

00:25:12.000 You might get your wish here in the next five minutes.

00:25:15.000 This is why your friends mad at Tulsi.

00:25:16.000 Hope he doesn't eat soup.

00:25:18.000 Not because Tulsi's a Russian asset, but because the people who want to maintain the cult don't like it, don't like apostates.

00:25:25.000 You seem like the Scientologists react to people that try to leave the Scientology.

00:25:30.000 There's a, what was the girl's name?

00:25:31.000 Rogan.

00:25:32.000 He did a long interview with her.

00:25:34.000 It wasn't Leah Romini, was it?

00:25:37.000 Tell all what her experience in the cult and out of the cult and the way that they chased her down.

00:25:41.000 I mean, they will literally chase people to stop them from leaving the physical location.

00:25:45.000 Imagine what they would do mentally if they're willing to physically try and stop someone from leaving the building.

00:25:49.000 Guys, we have to jump to this massive, very, very important story here from the Daily Mail exclusive.

00:25:56.000 Hunter Biden could face prostitution charges for transporting hookers across state lines

00:26:03.000 and disguising checks to them as payment for medical services.

00:26:06.000 Well, I mean, that's a medical.

00:26:07.000 It's a medical in many ways.

00:26:10.000 It's a mental health service.

00:26:11.000 It's a medical service.

00:26:12.000 It's a prostate milk.

00:26:14.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:26:16.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:26:17.000 Spend $30,000 in five months on the girlfriend experience.

00:26:21.000 That's not.

00:26:21.000 content. I'm not going to show you the actual images. But so this is this is

00:26:26.000 actually outside of the iCloud hack and the phone hack.

00:26:29.000 Apparently the feds have known that he did this since 2019. Of course. So there's...

00:26:34.000 is anything really gonna happen? Of course not. These people are as corrupt as

00:26:38.000 corrupt can be. But now that we know, do you think it's gonna change anybody's mind? 0.96

00:26:43.000 I just gotta stress this real quick.

00:26:46.000 A suspicious activity report filed by JPMorgan Chase flagged transactions involving Moriva after she received tens of thousands of dollars from Hunter's company.

00:26:56.000 So it was actually Chase Bank that was like, something is weird with this and flagged it.

00:27:02.000 Suspicious activity.

00:27:04.000 I don't think anybody who knows anything about the Bidens is surprised by any of this, and I don't think anybody believes there will be any accountability or justice.

00:27:10.000 Well, I don't know.

00:27:10.000 This is one where, like, when you're talking about prostitution, people in the cult, everybody, their ears perk up.

00:27:16.000 And if this is actually, there's evidence that he did this and wasted, I don't know if this is taxpayer money or whatever this money is.

00:27:23.000 Pretty much.

00:27:24.000 I think it's essentially fraud, maybe.

00:27:28.000 Look, it's one thing for prostitution, but when you're bringing them to different states, that's when I say I've had enough. 1.00

00:27:34.000 But I was actually seriously going to ask that because I... That's actually a huge, huge crime.

00:27:40.000 The libertarian part of me, I think that prostitution should be illegal.

00:27:44.000 I think that drugs should be legal.

00:27:45.000 But why are you shuffling Ladies of the Night across states? 1.00

00:27:50.000 Why are you doing that?

00:27:51.000 What was it, Boston and New York?

00:27:52.000 No, but I actually don't know.

00:27:53.000 Why would you take them across state lines?

00:27:55.000 It's not like if you need an umbrella, it'll be there when you get there.

00:27:59.000 Yeah, just get in the trunk.

00:28:01.000 There's more when you arrive.

00:28:03.000 I think this dude is deeply disturbed and was abused, and he's trying to emulate the girlfriend experience. 1.00

00:28:09.000 Sex addict, drug addict, love addict. 0.99

00:28:11.000 Right, right, right, right. 0.99

00:28:12.000 He wants people to pretend like they care about him, man.

00:28:14.000 It's brutal.

00:28:15.000 Well, yeah, the girlfriend experience is basically, it is broken down to the fact, like, it's not the girlfriend experience of, like, two years in where you're fighting.

00:28:22.000 He just wants to be loved.

00:28:23.000 That would be a real bummer of a $30,000.

00:28:25.000 You spend it and you're just arguing about groceries.

00:28:27.000 It's like you stay at a hotel, there's all your stuff's on the lawn.

00:28:33.000 But you're right, though.

00:28:33.000 That's what it's about.

00:28:34.000 I mean, it comes into the fact that he was unloved as a child.

00:28:37.000 Somebody completely broke and hurt him.

00:28:39.000 And that's what this comes down to.

00:28:40.000 I really believe that.

00:28:41.000 Unloved as a child?

00:28:42.000 Yeah.

00:28:42.000 Well... Both.

00:28:45.000 No, but even if he wasn't abused, I think...

00:28:49.000 The only time Joe Biden hugged his son was to sniff him.

00:28:51.000 of abandonment, which probably happens a lot with powerful parents like that, you would still,

00:28:56.000 it would still make sense that you're reaching for drugs, sex and love addiction, you know,

00:29:00.000 it's the only time Joe Biden hugged his son was to sniff him.

00:29:03.000 Or to push him out of the way to hug his brother.

00:29:10.000 He really was awful too.

00:29:12.000 Hunter just keeps putting on like pretty perfume to get his dad to come sniff him and get close.

00:29:16.000 He's wearing a girl's wig. 0.98

00:29:17.000 His dad apparently funds all this stuff.

00:29:20.000 Like there was that other story where Hunt, like this is this crazy thing.

00:29:23.000 The bots really came out in force.

00:29:25.000 I tweeted, how is the media going to ignore all these photos?

00:29:28.000 This is effing insane.

00:29:29.000 Like the photos that I've seen will give me nightmares for the rest of my life.

00:29:33.000 I have PTSD, right?

00:29:35.000 Therapy.

00:29:36.000 I need therapy.

00:29:36.000 I'm kidding.

00:29:37.000 But it's like, they're really awful photos and videos.

00:29:40.000 And all of a sudden I get inundated by weirdos defending Hunter Biden.

00:29:43.000 I'm like, this is weird.

00:29:45.000 Why would anyone defend Hunter Biden?

00:29:46.000 You don't have to like Democrats to be like— You can just stay quiet.

00:29:50.000 You don't have to— Or you can say like, I voted for Biden and I think this is really bad because it is.

00:29:55.000 Yes.

00:29:56.000 It's so weird.

00:29:56.000 Of course.

00:29:57.000 But the defenses are weird.

00:29:58.000 They're like, Hunter's not even a public figure.

00:30:00.000 Who cares?

00:30:00.000 And I'm like, he flew on Air Force Two with his dad to do a private equity deal with China and secured the deal.

00:30:06.000 And now Joe Biden is reportedly sold nearly a million barrels of our crude to Sinopec, a Chinese owned gas company that Hunter Biden has, a private equity firm he founded, co-founded, has purchased 1.7 billion in Sinopec marketing.

00:30:23.000 So it's like, yeah, If Hunter was just in, like, a Journey cover band in Des Moines, it would be fine, but he is involved in this stuff.

00:30:29.000 And this has been since right after he left office as the vice president.

00:30:33.000 I mean, this has all been happening since then.

00:30:35.000 It's actually interesting, because his lifestyle is more in line with a Journey cover band.

00:30:40.000 It really is.

00:30:41.000 You know, we can actually save Hunter right now.

00:30:43.000 Join a Journey cover band, and this will all go away.

00:30:46.000 It's really more in line with, like, the ex-drummer of a really great band.

00:30:53.000 I'm looking at the trauma.

00:30:56.000 In 1972 he was in a car accident with his brother, he was like two at the time, and his mom was in the car and his sister, who both died, his mom and sister.

00:31:03.000 He's saying in this interview with People Magazine that the family never really talked about it.

00:31:07.000 So I can imagine that being a source of maddening trauma if your dad never mentions.

00:31:11.000 That's brutal.

00:31:12.000 Yeah, it's so rough.

00:31:13.000 I think it may have something to do with... I don't know if it's true or if it's just anecdotal, but my experience growing up is that the kids in the suburbs who wanted for nothing did tons of drugs.

00:31:27.000 Oh, yeah.

00:31:28.000 Absolutely.

00:31:28.000 It was easy to fall into that.

00:31:29.000 Free time.

00:31:30.000 They were bored.

00:31:31.000 So for me... In Detroit, some of the richest kids I knew, they got everything they wanted and didn't appreciate anything.

00:31:37.000 They had no purpose.

00:31:38.000 A lot of them are dead now.

00:31:40.000 Yeah.

00:31:41.000 I forgot about this story until we started.

00:31:43.000 I've been also triggered by Hunter Biden.

00:31:46.000 I smoked crack once by accident where it was with this rich kid who would come to our house sometimes.

00:31:52.000 And I was just a weed guy.

00:31:54.000 I never did hard drugs.

00:31:55.000 And we're smoking it.

00:31:56.000 His name was Bunter Heiden.

00:31:57.000 Bunter Heiden.

00:31:58.000 What was that Simpsons?

00:32:01.000 L Simpson.

00:32:01.000 No, no, that's too obvious.

00:32:02.000 Lisa S. And I was smoking and I was like, I feel kind of weird, man.

00:32:09.000 And he looks at me, and again, this was like the rich kid, and he looks at me and just goes, oh yeah, there may be a little crack in that.

00:32:16.000 And I was like, buddy, there's no such thing as a little crack.

00:32:19.000 You either smoked no crack or you are now addicted to crack.

00:32:22.000 And I was just like, what is it?

00:32:23.000 And yeah, I did.

00:32:24.000 But yeah, it was the, we were suburbs.

00:32:26.000 We were the poor kids in the suburbs, but all the people who were doing hard drugs were the rich kids in our area.

00:32:32.000 We were just smoking bad weed and seeing fish.

00:32:34.000 Legit though.

00:32:34.000 The scary thing right now is the, the lacing of drugs.

00:32:37.000 Oh, it's horrible.

00:32:38.000 Fentanyl.

00:32:39.000 There was like a ton of story that I saw story was like an 18 year old kid thought he was gonna party and he took in some fentanyl not realizing that's what that died.

00:32:48.000 There were a couple comics died.

00:32:49.000 It was a big story and like comedy community.

00:32:51.000 I was like three of them in the house.

00:32:53.000 Yeah, I've lost eight friends in two years to fentanyl.

00:32:57.000 What's your take, being in recovery, on the strips to test?

00:33:02.000 Because it's one of those things where it's like, we shouldn't have to, we obviously don't want to encourage people to do drugs, but like... I think it's a good idea.

00:33:08.000 You have to, right?

00:33:09.000 I remember the first time I saw it, I was on a New York subway and I was like, oh that's nice, you know, test your drugs for drugs.

00:33:16.000 But yeah, I think it's better than nothing because now it's put in there, well it's put in there from China, given to Mexican cartels, put into your stuff to make it more potent.

00:33:25.000 And people say, well, why would you want to kill your clientele?

00:33:27.000 It's like, there's no shortage of addiction.

00:33:30.000 You can make new ones every day.

00:33:32.000 But I also think that China's intent is actually just the destabilization and destruction of the country. 0.95

00:33:37.000 100%.

00:33:37.000 The opium wars are still active.

00:33:39.000 Right.

00:33:40.000 What's the strip you're talking about, this drug detection strip?

00:33:43.000 It actually tests your drug.

00:33:44.000 You can put it into your cocaine and it'll tell you if there's fentanyl in it.

00:33:47.000 That's so weird.

00:33:47.000 It's just a piece of, like a strip that turns a color or something?

00:33:50.000 Yeah, but you can miss it though, too, because fentanyl is so little.

00:33:53.000 I mean, the tiniest amount can sneak by.

00:33:56.000 I think we need to do drug abstinence.

00:33:59.000 Abstinence only drugs.

00:34:01.000 Yes, that's correct.

00:34:02.000 Don't do drugs.

00:34:03.000 Yeah, I agree with you.

00:34:04.000 You got to, you got to define the word drug.

00:34:05.000 Fentanyl is an insidious, dangerous chemical.

00:34:08.000 I mean, it's the beginning too.

00:34:09.000 Like we're going towards more military upgraded drugs.

00:34:11.000 It's going to be like buff out from fallout.

00:34:13.000 You guys ever play like these crazy psychoactive strength, inducing addictive things we got to watch out for.

00:34:20.000 And they're just making more and more in laboratories as they develop their lasers.

00:34:23.000 Bioshock is a better, better example. 0.95

00:34:25.000 Stuff that twists your DNA and makes you like feral crazy.

00:34:28.000 I mean, yeah, we need better drugs.

00:34:30.000 Yeah, that's what I'm aiming for.

00:34:32.000 It's a better drug.

00:34:33.000 But like, doctor prescribed, better functioning, no bad side effects, no bodily destruction or whatever.

00:34:40.000 Not what's used to peacefully put down elephants.

00:34:45.000 Even with psychedelics, they're doing it medically now.

00:34:48.000 You're with a therapist and there are MDMA treatments, ketamine treatments, even with psilocybin.

00:34:55.000 Helping for PTSD for depression, but it is not all I'm doing mushrooms and going to Hooters with the boys on Friday It is literally you are sitting with a therapist.

00:35:04.000 They are taking notes.

00:35:05.000 It is look look look ibuprofen You can get over the counter and it's fantastic.

00:35:08.000 I hurt my back a couple weeks ago.

00:35:09.000 I couldn't even move it was brutal and Took a bunch of them and it really helped what do you want?

00:35:15.000 I still want to be careful with that stuff.

00:35:16.000 It'll rip your your muscles up.

00:35:18.000 I get heartburn every time I take it Yeah, exactly.

00:35:22.000 It stops your body from producing like mucus or whatever.

00:35:25.000 So your stomach will digest itself if you do too much of it.

00:35:27.000 That's why it's like, yo, you gotta talk to a doctor.

00:35:31.000 Is that true?

00:35:32.000 Yeah, and non-steroidal anti-inflammatories.

00:35:34.000 Yeah.

00:35:34.000 It's I got unless I am I yeah, I got heartburn ever I can't take like aspirin or Advil and like my tears my

00:35:41.000 stomach up. Yeah, everything created by man is to kill you is terrible 0.98

00:35:45.000 It's the worst. Well, no, it's just like it's just there's a there's a you got you got it

00:35:49.000 You got a paid you got to pay your dues. Yeah, like if you want the pain to go away

00:35:52.000 There's a there's a limit. Yes how much you can actually accommodate with with anything?

00:35:57.000 Yeah, you know too much exercise is bad for you. You got it You gotta rest days.

00:36:00.000 Eating too much meat, you get to meet sweats, you get sick, you might barf.

00:36:03.000 Too much water, electrolyte displacement, you're dead.

00:36:05.000 Building technology to destroy or consume things more efficiently, like the fork.

00:36:10.000 The fork is great at putting a dead animal's body into your mouth.

00:36:13.000 The saw is fantastic at killing a tree so that you can make wooden structures out of it.

00:36:18.000 We're really innovative when it comes to destroying.

00:36:21.000 There are better ways to destroy.

00:36:22.000 We're better than the beaver.

00:36:24.000 No.

00:36:24.000 Oh yeah.

00:36:25.000 Yeah and they're pretty alright.

00:36:26.000 They wreck stuff.

00:36:27.000 The beavers are good.

00:36:28.000 Tear it up.

00:36:29.000 Good.

00:36:30.000 Straight up terrifying.

00:36:30.000 You ever seen a dam?

00:36:31.000 I'm like, damn! 0.99

00:36:33.000 Oh, that's why they call him that? 0.99

00:36:34.000 I think so.

00:36:34.000 It was the first one I saw.

00:36:36.000 Let's do this.

00:36:38.000 Let's take it to the Biden family before we get into the nuclear war stuff.

00:36:41.000 We got this from Real Clear Politics Average.

00:36:44.000 Joe Biden's aggregate approval rating hit a new record low today at 37.7%.

00:36:48.000 This is the aggregate.

00:36:51.000 This is not one biased poll.

00:36:53.000 This is all of them.

00:36:55.000 And New York Times released a poll with Biden at 33%.

00:37:00.000 I mean, even before he started screwing up as president, I remember when the primaries were happening, I was like, there's no way.

00:37:08.000 No one's going to vote for this guy.

00:37:09.000 This isn't happening.

00:37:10.000 I think it's finally at the number of who voted for him.

00:37:15.000 They finally did accurate math.

00:37:17.000 Yeah.

00:37:18.000 Do you think that if he came out and was like, okay, everybody, it's true.

00:37:21.000 Hunter has a problem.

00:37:22.000 I put him on air.

00:37:23.000 I just laid it all out.

00:37:24.000 I sent him where he needs to go.

00:37:25.000 That it would make it worse for him.

00:37:27.000 It would.

00:37:27.000 So he's lying.

00:37:28.000 So he has to lie.

00:37:29.000 I would respect him.

00:37:30.000 He has a problem.

00:37:31.000 We put him into treatment.

00:37:32.000 Like, I don't know.

00:37:33.000 Most people don't know about it.

00:37:34.000 That's the wrong focal point.

00:37:35.000 Yeah.

00:37:35.000 That's why I'm like, you know, I would, I wouldn't be surprised if the PSYOP is leaking these images of Hunter to stop us from talking about Sinopec.

00:37:43.000 Or the emails, let's just say the business dealings from Hunter, Joe, and Hunter's business partners.

00:37:49.000 The photographs.

00:37:51.000 Yeah, all of a sudden everyone's like, oh, look at Hunter naked!

00:37:53.000 And it's like, he's got an email where he's talking about, you know, 10% for the big guy and stuff like that.

00:37:59.000 Well, I mean, it worked on me.

00:38:01.000 That was the joke I made earlier, where it's like, why would you make the delinquent kid in charge of all this stuff?

00:38:06.000 So like, if it is that, it worked.

00:38:09.000 He put him on a board of an oil company, a Ukrainian oil company.

00:38:12.000 Oh, he didn't put him there?

00:38:13.000 Of course.

00:38:13.000 Yeah.

00:38:13.000 didn't put him there? Let's just say the assumption would be what we know is that

00:38:18.000 Hunter Biden along with I think like former CIA was on the board of Burisma

00:38:23.000 yeah Joe Biden just so happened to push a quid pro quo with the president of

00:38:29.000 Ukraine to fire a prosecutor who just so happened to be investigating the company

00:38:35.000 It's all coincidence, mind you.

00:38:36.000 Because Joe said he didn't even talk to Hunter about any of his business dealings.

00:38:40.000 I mean, except for that one time they're in a photo together with all of his business partners.

00:38:43.000 And that other time that he left a voicemail for his son about his Chinese business dealings.

00:38:47.000 Yeah, Tim, God works in mysterious ways.

00:38:49.000 Well, yeah, I mean, it's also Enron got a new VP the last week and he was like, wow, and I thought I'd be stuck in the mailroom all these years.

00:38:57.000 That's good.

00:38:59.000 So I don't think, here's a scary thought.

00:39:03.000 Joe Biden, what's happening now with the Biden family, with Joe, with gas, with sending a million barrels of Sinopec?

00:39:08.000 That's really bad.

00:39:10.000 But will it matter in two years?

00:39:12.000 Will people remember?

00:39:13.000 Nah, Joe Biden will come out in, it'll be two years and the news cycle will be like Joe Biden farted again.

00:39:19.000 Yeah, well in two years, yeah, that'll be about it.

00:39:22.000 I don't think he'll be able to do much else.

00:39:23.000 He'll be like, he... It's almost a flatline.

00:39:30.000 I can't personally let go of the surrender, the Afghanistan surrender. 0.52

00:39:34.000 That one drives you nuts.

00:39:35.000 He left all this $8 billion worth of equipment.

00:39:38.000 I'm with you, man.

00:39:38.000 How many tens of thousands of people to die with their babies, like to die to the Taliban, getting their heads blown off, like in plain sight of people that are right behind the wall, like watching it happen because he took all the, he evacuated and routed the troop.

00:39:52.000 I think it was punishment.

00:39:55.000 Yeah.

00:39:55.000 I think he was punishing the anti-war people.

00:39:57.000 Look what a bad choice Trump made by saying, we're going to be out on that day, everyone.

00:40:00.000 See what happens when you pull out on that day.

00:40:02.000 But like, you don't have to pull out on the day you say you're going to pull out on.

00:40:04.000 If you're not ready, you don't do it.

00:40:06.000 Right, and so did Obama.

00:40:08.000 I mean, he said he was gonna do that, too.

00:40:10.000 And it's like, when you look at it, he pulled it out, and it's like, you left... Military dogs alone made me angry.

00:40:16.000 But then you left, look at all the equipment, look at all the people that you left behind.

00:40:19.000 That's what pissed me off about all of it.

00:40:20.000 It's like, then you come back, and you're gonna start what?

00:40:22.000 Having the IRS dig through a bunch of people's taxes, who are legitimately paid, make arbitrary rules, and start taking money from them?

00:40:30.000 While printing money, while you leave billions of dollars of our equipment over there?

00:40:34.000 Yeah.

00:40:34.000 Like, everything about it makes me absolutely sick.

00:40:36.000 Yeah, I think Tim's right about this.

00:40:37.000 Everything about it.

00:40:37.000 I think this is the perfect distraction, because you just pull all the attention away from stuff that's actually legitimately concerning.

00:40:43.000 Absolutely.

00:40:44.000 Like, Afghanistan, for one, there's so many other disasters going on right now, and all we're doing is talking about Hunter Biden being a crackhead.

00:40:51.000 Which, yeah, and again, like, in all seriousness, like, addiction is horrible.

00:40:55.000 Could you could you imagine that they're like, these like psyops people walk into the situation room with with Joe, and it's like, this is really bad for you, Mr. President, this Afghanistan stuff, what can we do? 0.91

00:41:06.000 And they're like, we have one proposal, sir, we need to get Hunter more crack.

00:41:12.000 Let's leak it to the press!

00:41:13.000 What if Hunter's just this, like, great dude, desperately trying to get sober, and he's just like, no, I'm working on myself, I found Buddhism, I'm meditating, and they're just slipping him work.

00:41:21.000 No, they're like, your country needs you, son.

00:41:23.000 of a sudden, okay, then all of a sudden a hunter comes out from under the desk and

00:41:27.000 it's like I'm working on it.

00:41:28.000 Oh, man.

00:41:32.000 If he wasn't, if he wasn't put on the board of charisma, or if he didn't make

00:41:36.000 his way up to the board of charisma somehow, I wouldn't be concerned with

00:41:39.000 I really wouldn't care.

00:41:41.000 He's just a family member of the president.

00:41:43.000 But Joe has been working with him so intricately. 1.00

00:41:46.000 And the guy's, you know, naked with prostitutes. 0.95

00:41:49.000 Do we have to worry about, you know, I know a lot of people like to say, oh, I don't care to talk about the Trump family and they're not in office right now. 0.94

00:41:56.000 But it's assumed within the fall, Trump is going to announce he's running.

00:42:00.000 Maybe he just unveiled the newly renovated, modernized 757.

00:42:04.000 He's going to be running.

00:42:05.000 All the people we've had on the show who worked with Trump have said he's going to be running.

00:42:09.000 Is there any fair criticism of his family?

00:42:11.000 Are we overlooking anything with Trump Jr.? ?

00:42:15.000 Now I'll be right off the bat, I'm pretty sure none of them are doing crack or transporting prostitutes or anything close to that.

00:42:22.000 If there was anything close to that, it would be every major story, every major headline.

00:42:27.000 But my question is more so the more important things like business dealings.

00:42:30.000 Like, so the only thing that I saw that really, like, caught my eye was that Ivanka Trump supposedly used sweatshop labor.

00:42:36.000 Which I know Beyonce does as well, so it's not really a fair, like, shot.

00:42:40.000 Well, so she's basically like Beyonce, then. 1.00

00:42:41.000 Yeah.

00:42:41.000 Well, that's a good thing.

00:42:42.000 Yeah, that's great.

00:42:43.000 Yeah, but it's hard not to be involved with sweatshop labor.

00:42:46.000 Like, if you use Teespring to sell your t-shirts, they're probably sourcing them from Chinese sweatshops. 1.00

00:42:51.000 Hey, we use Teespring!

00:42:52.000 I know!

00:42:53.000 Hey, welcome to the fashions of reality.

00:42:55.000 No, I think it's Bangladesh.

00:42:57.000 I'm sorry that your perfect little fingers can make a great shirt.

00:43:01.000 Yeah, look, I got these hands with calluses from playing the guitar.

00:43:05.000 I couldn't do that.

00:43:06.000 I don't know where Keith brings his hands.

00:43:09.000 We need children to do our labor. 0.61

00:43:11.000 I can't make Nikes, this young boy can.

00:43:16.000 That's the argument is that they're better off getting 25 cents per day than not having jobs at all, which is like the craziest thing.

00:43:23.000 That's the worst.

00:43:23.000 I mean, that's what you told me when you hired me.

00:43:25.000 It's like, that's so funny.

00:43:27.000 Cause it's like, no, no, no.

00:43:29.000 It's like, no, they're children.

00:43:30.000 They're better off not having jobs at all.

00:43:32.000 They're better off playing?

00:43:35.000 I think kids need jobs.

00:43:36.000 I think kids need jobs.

00:43:37.000 I like allowance jobs.

00:43:39.000 That's what I do with my son.

00:43:40.000 No, but I mean like family business jobs.

00:43:42.000 You know, like take out the trash.

00:43:43.000 That's what I do with my son, yeah.

00:43:45.000 But like, it used to be great when kids would work with dad, but not to the extent where they're like in a factory sewing industrial level or anything like that.

00:43:53.000 Yeah, they're not.

00:43:54.000 You would hold the flashlight for your dad, not actually build a car.

00:43:57.000 Exactly.

00:43:58.000 Yeah, but, you know, being an assistant, an apprentice, doing like, you know, my family had a cafe, so taking out the trash and ringing people up and stuff, that's the kind of job kids need.

00:44:07.000 Hey, it looks like Teespring may actually not use slave labor, but they ship from the EU if you're ordering internationally, and then from Kentucky if you're ordering domestically.

00:44:15.000 Shout out to Teespring if that's how you feel, man. 0.94

00:44:17.000 Well, I got a problem with those filthy Europeans, so I actually am going to go back to the Chinese slave labor. 1.00

00:44:21.000 It's actually young European pickpockets. 1.00

00:44:26.000 That's awesome.

00:44:27.000 I actually, I had a guy try to rob me when I was in Barcelona.

00:44:30.000 Seriously?

00:44:30.000 Barcelona.

00:44:31.000 Yeah, he was acting drunk, Barcelona, and he was like putting his arm around me and I was pushing him off and he was like, oh, come on, come on, and then he grabbed my phone, it was on a clip on my bag because I was working, he grabbed it and pulled and then I swatted him away and he didn't get it and then he went, ooh.

00:44:45.000 Pointed at me and then sobered up like that and just walked off.

00:44:48.000 Wow.

00:44:49.000 Cause he knew he lost it.

00:44:50.000 Like he has one chance to pretend like he wasn't causing problems.

00:44:55.000 I like that he just ended it by being like well played and just dipped off into the night.

00:44:59.000 I mean, he just could, my phone was on a clip and he grabbed it and pulled and it was stuck to my bag.

00:45:03.000 I was like, pull harder?

00:45:05.000 I don't know.

00:45:06.000 Well, as I'm reading more about Teespring, I don't know.

00:45:09.000 People are saying they don't know.

00:45:10.000 Teespring doesn't disclose where they actually produce their stuff from.

00:45:13.000 The next one is just puppy fur being made into shirts.

00:45:16.000 I'll be looking into this as the days go on.

00:45:17.000 They throw puppies into a grinder? 0.96

00:45:19.000 Yes, I gotta admit, I was way off.

00:45:23.000 Don't eat imes. 1.00

00:45:26.000 Now you're ragging on Iams!

00:45:27.000 No, I'm only doing that because they did stuff too.

00:45:29.000 Yeah, they deserve to be ragged on.

00:45:30.000 They sure do.

00:45:30.000 What did they do?

00:45:31.000 Oh, they had like... Horse?

00:45:33.000 Yeah, I don't know what they... It was with puppies.

00:45:36.000 Recycling puppies?

00:45:38.000 Yeah, it was bad.

00:45:39.000 They did bad things.

00:45:41.000 I don't buy their brands.

00:45:41.000 Serving dog meat?

00:45:42.000 They were serving dog meat secretly?

00:45:44.000 Yeah, I think, yeah, or like testing the meats in ways that were just horrible.

00:45:47.000 Like I remember seeing a lot of like, yeah, beagles like stacked on top of each other, which could have just been Fauci's house.

00:45:54.000 There weren't a lot of flies though.

00:45:55.000 I want to go back and mention, you know, when we talk about like the Trump family, you know, I mentioned it because they're probably gonna be running, but you look at how they go after like Barron.

00:46:03.000 Remember when they attacked him for his name and things like that?

00:46:06.000 He's like a teenager.

00:46:08.000 And for being special needs.

00:46:09.000 Oh yeah, he's pretty special.

00:46:11.000 Isn't he?

00:46:12.000 I don't know, I think he's a little autistic. 1.00

00:46:13.000 He's slightly autistic, yeah.

00:46:14.000 Is he like a math genius or something?

00:46:16.000 Yeah.

00:46:16.000 I was always like, yeah, that's what a horrible mental... That would have been really funny if you were trying to defend him and you're like, when they went after him for being special needs, he's not special needs.

00:46:24.000 Oh, well, I thought he was special needs.

00:46:25.000 I feel for Baron the whole time.

00:46:26.000 I kind of felt like that was happening right now.

00:46:30.000 Remember when they ran this big story claiming that Don Jr.

00:46:33.000 had privy to access to WikiLeaks?

00:46:36.000 And then it turned out to be fake.

00:46:37.000 The email that he sent about WikiLeaks came well after WikiLeaks had already published a bunch of stuff, and they were trying to make it seem like they were colluding with Russia.

00:46:45.000 I mean, I'll do my patented Timcast old liberal confession where I never read stories on the Trump kids, but just from the headlines I would see or the way people would talk about them, I totally just assumed they were just these like privileged drug addicts.

00:46:58.000 I kind of assumed they were the same as like similar to like Hunter Biden types.

00:47:02.000 And I don't, I didn't know anything.

00:47:04.000 I don't know.

00:47:05.000 Meanwhile, Don Jr's out there handing cans of soup to the homeless.

00:47:08.000 That's right.

00:47:09.000 I certainly didn't see that story.

00:47:11.000 I don't know if he's actually doing that either.

00:47:13.000 You know who's like Hunter Biden, though, is Nancy Pelosi's son, Paul Pelosi Jr.

00:47:17.000 He has a wild history, too. 0.98

00:47:19.000 He's not as bad a drug addict, but he's every bit as corrupt, I think. 0.97

00:47:23.000 He might have been used as a patsy, too. 0.97

00:47:24.000 His dad drove drunk.

00:47:25.000 Yep.

00:47:26.000 As his father.

00:47:27.000 That was recently, right?

00:47:29.000 Yeah.

00:47:29.000 Well, yeah.

00:47:30.000 His wife wanted to have sex. 1.00

00:47:32.000 Drove into a jeep. 1.00

00:47:35.000 Alright, this is your fault.

00:47:37.000 Oh, did we get pulled off?

00:47:38.000 No, no, no.

00:47:40.000 You opened the door in the court of Tim Cass, and now I gotta mention that photo of Nancy Pelosi that went viral.

00:47:47.000 Oh no, Tim, why would you do that?

00:47:48.000 Oh, I photoshopped it with my face on it.

00:47:50.000 Did you really?

00:47:52.000 Walking with Hillary.

00:47:55.000 I didn't know it was her at first.

00:47:57.000 My friend Ellie did.

00:47:58.000 One of my friends texted it to me and goes, uh, Jamie's about to become a neolib. 0.75

00:48:02.000 And I like opened it and I was like, oh no!

00:48:05.000 Okay, for those that don't know, it was Nancy Pelosi going to the beach.

00:48:09.000 Good for her.

00:48:10.000 Bazongas would be the cartoon word I would use. 1.00

00:48:14.000 Massive.

00:48:15.000 I was stunned.

00:48:16.000 Her back hurts.

00:48:17.000 Who was it who tweeted, like, I'm ashamed at how I feel right now?

00:48:20.000 Jessie.

00:48:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:22.000 I was like, I'm not, I don't, that is... I feel like all the pills she takes go right to her breasts. 0.99

00:48:30.000 I'm still depressed, but these are huge! 0.97

00:48:34.000 Just shaking like maracas.

00:48:38.000 Let's get less political and more apocalyptic.

00:48:40.000 Yeah, here we go.

00:48:42.000 This one's good.

00:48:42.000 We gotta play this clip.

00:48:43.000 So, Disclose That TV tweeted, New, New York City Emergency Management shared a video today outlining the important steps for New Yorkers to follow if a nuclear attack occurs.

00:48:55.000 And my first question is, why?

00:48:57.000 And they've created a modernized...

00:48:59.000 Let me play this video for you.

00:49:01.000 So there's been a nuclear attack.

00:49:11.000 Don't ask me how or why, just know that the big one has hit, okay?

00:49:16.000 So, what do we do?

00:49:18.000 There are three important steps that I want you to remember.

00:49:22.000 Step one, get inside fast. 0.99

00:49:25.000 You, your friends, your family, get inside.

00:49:29.000 And no, staying in the car is not an option.

00:49:32.000 You need to get into a building and move away from the windows.

00:49:38.000 Step 2.

00:49:40.000 Stay inside.

00:49:41.000 Shut all doors and windows.

00:49:43.000 Step 3.

00:49:44.000 Follow media for more information.

00:49:48.000 Step 3.

00:49:49.000 Don't forget to sign up for NotifyNYC for official alerts and updates.

00:49:55.000 And don't go outside until officials say it's safe.

00:49:59.000 Alright?

00:50:00.000 You've got this.

00:50:03.000 Like, I couldn't help but notice that it's another emergency preparedness thing about not leaving your home.

00:50:08.000 You know, we had like COVID, don't go outside.

00:50:10.000 Now it's like nuclear attacks, don't go outside.

00:50:12.000 Well, first of all, Tim and I were watching this before we went on air.

00:50:16.000 No New York City apartment looks like that.

00:50:17.000 When she was like, get into your basement, I was like, what are you, a billionaire?

00:50:21.000 A basement?

00:50:22.000 My bedroom was my bathroom in New York.

00:50:24.000 She means your basement apartment that costs you 800 bucks a month.

00:50:27.000 And it's like a single cement cube.

00:50:30.000 Also, get inside, are you sure?

00:50:33.000 And a lot of those rickety old buildings.

00:50:34.000 Oh, right.

00:50:35.000 Right.

00:50:36.000 After an attack?

00:50:36.000 That's a really good point.

00:50:37.000 Well, I mean... But they said, they go, get inside and stay away from windows.

00:50:43.000 Get inside and make sure you get right to the windows.

00:50:45.000 That was the second step.

00:50:46.000 It's like, which one do you want me to do?

00:50:48.000 Did you say get to the windows?

00:50:49.000 Yeah, the first one was get in and get away from the windows, and step number two... Shut doors and windows.

00:50:55.000 Shut the doors and windows.

00:50:56.000 So what do you want me to do?

00:50:57.000 Wow.

00:50:59.000 I can't shut them, I'm too far away!

00:51:01.000 I thought you wanted me to get away from the windows and now you're telling me to go at them.

00:51:04.000 I'm already confused and this is just the first instruction.

00:51:07.000 I also, her jovial tone was a little jarring.

00:51:12.000 When she's like, so there's been an attack.

00:51:14.000 And just kind of like sexily walked onto the screen. 0.99

00:51:17.000 And when she tried to make the joke, like no silly, a car isn't inside, you're about to burn to death. 0.98

00:51:23.000 It was very bizarre. 0.98

00:51:23.000 And by inside we mean you'll be under a ton of bricks on fire. 0.98

00:51:28.000 And the survivors will be having three-headed dead babies for the next ten years.

00:51:31.000 When you get up to heaven, what is happening?

00:51:34.000 My first question for the panel is... What are you talking about?

00:51:37.000 Why are they putting out a How to Survive a Nuclear Strike video?

00:51:41.000 Tim, did you not listen to the beginning when she said, don't ask why?

00:51:44.000 It doesn't matter how or why.

00:51:46.000 It doesn't matter how or why.

00:51:48.000 Yes it does, New York lady.

00:51:49.000 It definitely matters.

00:51:50.000 I think Russia, obviously.

00:51:52.000 It feels Cold War-ish, doesn't it?

00:51:55.000 I pulled up the nuke map.

00:51:57.000 I love this website.

00:52:00.000 You pick a city, and then you can pick the weapon.

00:52:03.000 So I've chosen the largest ICBM, which is the Titan II Warhead.

00:52:08.000 It's a nine megaton bomb.

00:52:10.000 There is literally nowhere in New York you will survive.

00:52:14.000 New York City, that is.

00:52:15.000 New York City, right.

00:52:16.000 Well, look, I guess... Where does Queen ends?

00:52:21.000 Where does Queens end? 1.00

00:52:24.000 I'm pretty sure... Flushing?

00:52:27.000 Flushing.

00:52:28.000 In Jamaica, but... Is that still New York City?

00:52:30.000 Flushing's where I used to get dim sum.

00:52:32.000 Okay, so you are in the thermal radiation radius and will suffer third-degree burns.

00:52:38.000 I suppose you would want to be inside, but I'd imagine I don't know where you're in New York and you'll see an ICBM coming and be like, oh, I better go inside.

00:52:47.000 I better get to the basement.

00:52:49.000 If you're in like, so look at this, like New Jersey, Hoboken, even Newark, you're in the blast damage area.

00:52:58.000 I mean, Newark has been in the blast area for a very long time.

00:53:01.000 Yeah, they do already look like this has happened.

00:53:04.000 Oh, that's the, yeah, thermal, okay, so the fireball radius takes out the financial district up to around Midtown.

00:53:11.000 Union Square and Flatiron gets wiped out in a fireball.

00:53:14.000 Then everything around here up to the Bronx, all of the Jersey coast, and up to Queens and Flushing.

00:53:22.000 Brooklyn's gone, except for like Coney Island.

00:53:24.000 I'm excited for Brooklyn to be like, how do we gentrify rubble?

00:53:27.000 But that's the moderate blast damage radius.

00:53:31.000 Most residential buildings collapse.

00:53:34.000 Injuries are universal.

00:53:35.000 Fatalities are widespread.

00:53:36.000 Most buildings collapse, but they're telling people to get in their buildings.

00:53:40.000 It would be so funny if just Trump Tower survived.

00:53:45.000 It would have been funny if in this video she says, if you're in the areas of the Bronx, Flushing, Jamaica, Coney Island, get into your building.

00:53:55.000 Everyone else, See you later.

00:54:00.000 Yeah.

00:54:00.000 If you're rich, get into the pod we gave you.

00:54:03.000 Let me tell you, this is the Titan II.

00:54:06.000 This is the highest yield intercontinental ballistic missile the US has ever deployed.

00:54:10.000 Okay.

00:54:10.000 If we go for like the larger bombs, so like Ivy Mike is 10 megatons.

00:54:14.000 What if we hit it with, for example, sorry not to interrupt, like the one you just said.

00:54:18.000 I don't, I think it's only been tested.

00:54:20.000 Oh, only been tested?

00:54:20.000 Oh, okay.

00:54:22.000 The only news I think we ever used was Fat Boy and, was it Little Boy and Fat Man?

00:54:26.000 Okay.

00:54:26.000 Yeah.

00:54:27.000 Little Boy and Fat Man, yeah.

00:54:29.000 That was 15 and 20 kiloton.

00:54:31.000 Wow.

00:54:31.000 So let's say somebody dropped a Fat Man on Manhattan.

00:54:34.000 I mean, yeah.

00:54:35.000 Okay, maybe then you're like, get inside, because that would only take out the financial district.

00:54:40.000 But we're talking about modern ICBMs.

00:54:42.000 So, we have the bigger bombs.

00:54:44.000 We have Tsar Bomba. 0.91

00:54:45.000 That's the largest USSR bomb tested.

00:54:47.000 It's 50 megatons.

00:54:48.000 But that's a gravity bomb, meaning a bomber came in and dropped it.

00:54:51.000 They would never get into US airspace.

00:54:53.000 Not gonna happen.

00:54:54.000 But let's say, the Titan II warhead is nowhere near the current level of technology that we've actually developed, or Russia has.

00:55:02.000 And they've actually got a 50 megaton ICBM.

00:55:04.000 Okay, you're not going anywhere.

00:55:05.000 Sorry.

00:55:06.000 Oh no, you're toast.

00:55:07.000 Like, New York City doesn't exist anymore.

00:55:09.000 Stamford is getting hit.

00:55:11.000 What else do you got?

00:55:12.000 Like, Huntington.

00:55:12.000 Oh no, the WWE.

00:55:14.000 All gone.

00:55:14.000 New Brunswick is gone.

00:55:16.000 All of, like, the North, uh, Northeast Jersey coast is just wiped out.

00:55:20.000 If the bomb's bigger than nine megatons.

00:55:22.000 Hey, what's your thought on why?

00:55:28.000 Do you think that New York was like, hey, this is a legitimate threat.

00:55:32.000 We need to warn people with weird advice and a goofy PSA.

00:55:35.000 Or do you think it is some sort of distraction for something?

00:55:38.000 Like, I mean, there was a meeting about this.

00:55:40.000 There was a production.

00:55:41.000 They made it.

00:55:42.000 What do you think they were thinking and why they made it?

00:55:45.000 You know what, honestly?

00:55:47.000 I have no idea, but I am wondering if they're just sitting there, you know, and the dude's, like, spinning his pen, he's like, we got 30k in the budget and we gotta use it this month.

00:55:55.000 It's like, we could do a new PSA.

00:55:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:58.000 That sounds fun!

00:55:58.000 You're like, oh, I've been sleeping with this actress who's been dying for work, like, we'll get her in, she's very charming.

00:56:03.000 Yeah, we did the fentanyl testing one.

00:56:07.000 I mean, really, United Air and box cutters, that's been done.

00:56:11.000 What else do we got?

00:56:13.000 Comments are turned off on the video.

00:56:15.000 Unfortunately, yeah, cuz there's a lot of questions 77 like she says we don't know why yeah, it doesn't matter Also, but yeah, like I want to point out Jamie mentioned this a video.

00:56:26.000 She's in like a ritzy loft I mean look at that Look at that couch! 1.00

00:56:30.000 This is what I'm saying.

00:56:31.000 Yeah, she's worth millions and millions. 1.00

00:56:33.000 Look at the size of that spacious loft.

00:56:36.000 My apartment's so big, I don't have room for all my stuff.

00:56:39.000 I would say it could be like 10 New York hipsters living in one spot.

00:56:44.000 Yeah, I was gonna say, where are her 15 roommates?

00:56:47.000 But look at her flooring. 1.00

00:56:48.000 It could be Black Friends, the remake.

00:56:51.000 This video was made for rich New Yorkers.

00:56:54.000 You know who I'm talking to, everyone.

00:56:56.000 Wink.

00:56:57.000 Yeah, when the new comes, get inside.

00:56:59.000 You know what I mean.

00:57:00.000 Get near the windows that have the special drapes.

00:57:03.000 I've been listening, Lex Friedman has been talking.

00:57:06.000 I don't know, I have a lot of respect for Lex Friedman.

00:57:08.000 I don't know if you guys listen to him.

00:57:09.000 He's an artificial intelligence scientist.

00:57:11.000 Also does jiu-jitsu in Austin.

00:57:14.000 He's actually over there in Ukraine right now.

00:57:15.000 He does jiu-jitsu?

00:57:16.000 He's a pipe out.

00:57:18.000 What?

00:57:18.000 I know it surprised me too.

00:57:19.000 Wow.

00:57:20.000 I don't I'm nothing.

00:57:21.000 I'm not saying he's better or worse than any of us.

00:57:23.000 But he's been concerned about nuclear.

00:57:24.000 I mean, when I start hearing other people talk about nuclear war, like I don't really think it's on the table.

00:57:28.000 But I mean, I guess everything's on the table.

00:57:31.000 Yeah.

00:57:31.000 What I'm hearing about is these hypersonic weapons that it's like, forget ICBMs.

00:57:35.000 They take a while to get here.

00:57:36.000 These things are these faster than sound weaponry.

00:57:38.000 No, no, I think hypersonic are faster.

00:57:40.000 I mean, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ICBMs are faster.

00:57:42.000 You could have a hypersonic ICBM.

00:57:45.000 Hypersonic are slower.

00:57:48.000 So ICBMs go into space and they move really, really, really fast.

00:57:52.000 The issue, I think, with the hypersonic, I could be totally wrong, but I thought it was detection.

00:57:57.000 Is that it's, um, like more conventional combat detection.

00:58:01.000 It's easier.

00:58:01.000 And also we have MIRV weaponry, where like a nuclear weapon explodes in the atmosphere and then creates like 70 new nuclear bombs that all fall.

00:58:09.000 It just seems like there's so many warheads in one ICBM.

00:58:13.000 Multiple independently targeting re-entries.

00:58:16.000 So these singular blast zones are like just quelling fear.

00:58:20.000 You know, we'd have like 12 blast zones.

00:58:22.000 When I pull up the Titan II and put it over New York and we're like, look at that, what you don't realize is that we've developed something called the Multiple Independently Targeting Reentry Vehicle, a MIRV.

00:58:32.000 It goes up into the stratosphere and then breaks and drops 8 to 12 warheads, which could just pepper the whole eastern seaboard.

00:58:39.000 That's actually what Hunter Biden calls his, I'm sorry.

00:58:44.000 He does pepper the seaboard.

00:58:46.000 He's the MIRV we need.

00:58:49.000 I mean there's part of me I'm not even being conspiratorial like they're trying to cover it up but it's at the best wasteful where we have so many real problems in this country with the economy with mental health with drug addiction with all the stuff we were talking about right now that it's like do we need to spend money on a PSA for like also maybe we're gonna get nuked when we're probably not gonna get nuked.

00:59:13.000 I wonder if they're watching the woke-ification of the military and they're like, oh, we need to let people know that this might actually happen.

00:59:21.000 Putin may have cancer, which could lead to like mental degradation and desperation.

00:59:25.000 Where he's just like, I'm going out on a bang. 0.61

00:59:27.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:27.000 And like if he's on like prednisone and it's messing with his thoughts and he's like going to become more likely to do something stupid. 0.99

00:59:33.000 Because if he's terminal, I don't think he cares about anybody else at that point. 0.97

00:59:37.000 Except his legacy.

00:59:38.000 Exactly.

00:59:39.000 Right.

00:59:39.000 Yeah.

00:59:39.000 Very good point.

00:59:40.000 Yeah.

00:59:40.000 I want to show you this is crazy.

00:59:42.000 So if DC were to get hit with a surface strike, we're fine.

00:59:46.000 We're up near Charlestown over here.

00:59:49.000 So we're totally fine.

00:59:50.000 We're fairly far away.

00:59:52.000 New York actually gets hit.

00:59:54.000 So take a look at this map.

00:59:55.000 Wait, New York gets hit?

00:59:56.000 With a radioactive fallout.

00:59:58.000 From Washington?

00:59:59.000 From Washington.

01:00:00.000 Whoa.

01:00:00.000 Look at that.

01:00:00.000 It stretches all the way up.

01:00:02.000 And we're talking... Boston.

01:00:03.000 We're talking...

01:00:05.000 This is 500 Rem 34.6, so that's very much right in the center.

01:00:12.000 Sorry, I don't think it gives us... Okay, here we go, here we go.

01:00:17.000 The fallout that would hit New York is one rads per hour.

01:00:19.000 Oh, no, I'm sorry.

01:00:20.000 No, New York, it's... Whoa!

01:00:22.000 New York, it's hit heavy.

01:00:25.000 Ten rads per hour.

01:00:26.000 Wow.

01:00:27.000 That's nuts.

01:00:28.000 The fallout just...

01:00:30.000 Philadelphia's, yo, Baltimore's gone, Bel Air, you're all in the max, the max radius for Fallout.

01:00:37.000 That's absolutely brutal.

01:00:39.000 Delaware's getting some sprinkles.

01:00:41.000 Yep.

01:00:42.000 Jersey's Jersey.

01:00:43.000 I mean, this is a rad as a radiation absorbed dose.

01:00:47.000 So it's a unit of measure for radiation.

01:00:49.000 Yeah.

01:00:49.000 About how much that you can take.

01:00:51.000 Everybody who plays Fallout know rads are bad.

01:00:53.000 Yes.

01:00:54.000 And this is just from the air sweeping it or is this instantaneously?

01:00:57.000 It's the it's the air current moving, carrying the radioactive fallout.

01:01:00.000 So we're still safe because the jet stream carries in the other direction.

01:01:03.000 But yo, one strike on you have to know like, if it's Russia, whoever or China, they know this. 0.98

01:01:09.000 If we can pull it up on some silly, silly little website. 0.98

01:01:12.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:01:12.000 Yeah, if you just taught it to me, they know this. 0.97

01:01:15.000 Right, exactly.

01:01:16.000 You just taught two comedians on a podcast.

01:01:19.000 Yeah, they probably got it.

01:01:20.000 It's terrifying.

01:01:22.000 The craziest thing about it, the radiation is intentional.

01:01:25.000 They could make the bombs have limited or no radiation.

01:01:28.000 I don't know about no, but there are nuclear bombs that have no radioactive fallout after the fact.

01:01:32.000 Hey, no big deal, Tim, and feel free to say no, but can Dave and I stay here in the basement forever?

01:01:36.000 Because I'm very frightened.

01:01:40.000 Well, I mean, no one's going to nuke Texas.

01:01:44.000 Actually, nobody's going to nuke Detroit.

01:01:46.000 Oh, that's true.

01:01:47.000 I got a house there, and it's already been hit.

01:01:51.000 Right, exactly.

01:01:51.000 I was going to say, they're going to look at the map and be like, no, we already got Detroit.

01:01:54.000 Somebody did this.

01:01:55.000 Why would someone do this?

01:01:59.000 No one's gonna nuke the Dayton Funnybone with both me and Dave.

01:02:03.000 We'll be performing in August.

01:02:04.000 August, everyone.

01:02:06.000 China or Russia, they're looking at a map of cities and they're like, which ones have we hit?

01:02:10.000 Putin walks in and he's like, which cities?

01:02:12.000 And then they're like pointing and all the smoke rising is like, what about Detroit?

01:02:15.000 And they're like, that wasn't us, actually.

01:02:17.000 No, no.

01:02:18.000 Really?

01:02:19.000 Well, somebody did a very good job.

01:02:22.000 Yeah, they did that.

01:02:24.000 We have to stop them.

01:02:25.000 No, it was the citizens.

01:02:26.000 Really?

01:02:26.000 They're good.

01:02:28.000 Yeah, they just see all the cities that we've destroyed, the way to get us back.

01:02:31.000 They're like, I guess we help them rebuild it?

01:02:33.000 And they start rebuilding up Detroit.

01:02:35.000 They get to Minneapolis, they're like, wait, they fixed this already?

01:02:39.000 What about Detroit?

01:02:39.000 They're like, no, they just left it.

01:02:41.000 I want to talk about something that's serious and silly at the same time.

01:02:44.000 Let's jump to the story.

01:02:46.000 From TimCast.com, snip for a shake.

01:02:47.000 Nashville hot dog joint giving out free milkshakes with proof of vasectomy.

01:02:52.000 So, uh, congratulations.

01:02:54.000 I saw this tweet where this dude was like, your children will be going to school with immigrants and weirdo conservatives because liberals are all removing themselves from the gene pool.

01:03:04.000 I'll just break it down very simply for all y'all.

01:03:07.000 More likely to have an abortion, substantially.

01:03:09.000 Substantially less likely to have kids.

01:03:11.000 Substantially more likely to get hysterectomies, vasectomies, whatever it's called, the tubes tied.

01:03:19.000 Ma'am, we're really the party of fun over there.

01:03:22.000 More likely to sterilize their own children.

01:03:25.000 Yeah.

01:03:27.000 So, I just gotta say, the liberal left is very unlikely to exist as an ideology or tribal group in 40 years.

01:03:38.000 I agree.

01:03:38.000 I don't know what everybody's getting so worked up about when they're chanting about being pro-choice.

01:03:43.000 It's like, they're really just getting rid of it.

01:03:47.000 Conservatives, the reason why abortion was, it was a guarantee that abortion, that Roe v Wade would have been overturned.

01:03:59.000 Anybody in the 90s could have just looked at a simple arithmetic and been like in 20 years abortion will be made illegal.

01:04:06.000 Why?

01:04:06.000 Conservatives have kids.

01:04:08.000 Conservatives don't want abortion.

01:04:09.000 Liberals abort their kids. 1.00

01:04:11.000 They want abortion to abort their kids. 1.00

01:04:13.000 The math is simple.

01:04:14.000 Over a long enough period of time, the voting bloc becomes more conservative and then votes away abortion, bringing back more liberals.

01:04:20.000 I never thought that would be the main problem with Democrats, is that we aborted all of our voters.

01:04:26.000 Well, that's why they want to bring in more immigrants. 0.97

01:04:28.000 The funny thing is they say that.

01:04:30.000 They're like, we want to bring in more immigrants.

01:04:32.000 We want to strengthen our voting bloc.

01:04:34.000 And then when Tucker Carlson says it, they're like, eh, he's a racist.

01:04:36.000 Well, of course, that's the magic word.

01:04:38.000 Yeah, of course.

01:04:39.000 Well, even RBG was kind of against Roe vs. Wade.

01:04:42.000 I mean, my opinion on it is, you know, different than obviously what my show does.

01:04:46.000 It's sort of, you know, do what you do.

01:04:48.000 I don't care.

01:04:49.000 But I just don't think that the way they're going about it right now makes any sense at all.

01:04:54.000 Well, and when you, you know, I talk about tribalism and online fighting, how so much of it is fake.

01:05:00.000 And when you actually talk to people who disagree with you in real life, you can figure out that a lot of you actually do want the same thing, you know, because you go on Twitter and it's like, well, one party wants to kill women and one party wants to kill babies.

01:05:11.000 And I think there are still a lot of people out there who they're not pro-choice because they're pro-abortion, but they're pro-choice in like really terrible circumstances.

01:05:21.000 Um, and I think when the left started going, started changing it.

01:05:25.000 I think Libby Edmonds tweeted this where she, she's, she had a tweet where it's like when the left stopped saying safe, rare and legal and started almost bragging and boasting about abortions and pushing the term.

01:05:38.000 Yeah.

01:05:38.000 All my abortions, it gets a little gross.

01:05:40.000 Right.

01:05:41.000 And then it's like, all right, well now people are going to go even harder to overturn it.

01:05:45.000 Um, whereas maybe it was safer when it was.

01:05:47.000 I want to give you a little bit of pushback, and I'm going to pull up our good friend Shu Onehead with the Ground News Blindspotter.

01:05:55.000 I'm pulling this up quite literally because it's actually a bit that Shu did.

01:05:58.000 She was doing an ad for Ground News, and she said you can use their Blindspotter to show where you consume your news.

01:06:05.000 Shoe on head, on Twitter, 86% of the news that she interacts with leans left.

01:06:09.000 86%.

01:06:10.000 86.

01:06:10.000 Does that mean things she comments on, things she clicks on?

01:06:14.000 Comments on shares, and it's like Washington Post and Charlotte Observer.

01:06:20.000 We'll go back and we'll do, this is what she did, Ben Shapiro.

01:06:24.000 And Ben Shapiro is 40% right, 39% left.

01:06:28.000 Wow.

01:06:28.000 So this is the issue.

01:06:29.000 Interesting.

01:06:30.000 You go to a conservative who's pro-life and they will explain to you the policy, what they think of Roe v. Wade and why.

01:06:37.000 You go to a liberal and they'll say the right are evil and they hate women. 0.74

01:06:40.000 That's what I used to say.

01:06:42.000 I mean, that was the conversation I had with Seamus the first time I came on the show.

01:06:46.000 That's why I was asking you and Seamus, Lydia, where I was like, hey, can you tell me? 0.99

01:06:49.000 Because I literally just heard, if you say you're pro-life at all, you just hate women and you want women to give birth to rape babies and that's your life. 0.97

01:06:57.000 And that it's all about Jesus. 0.98

01:06:58.000 It makes sense that they're more likely to remove themselves effectively from the gene pool.

01:07:04.000 And I'm not saying that to be crass or anything, but it's literally true.

01:07:08.000 Can you take me into that?

01:07:10.000 Oh yeah, I want to see Jamie's.

01:07:11.000 I want to see Jamie's.

01:07:14.000 Jamie's changed a lot.

01:07:15.000 What's your Twitter?

01:07:15.000 Is it just Jamie?

01:07:16.000 It's my name.

01:07:17.000 This is just a way to plug my Twitter, by the way.

01:07:19.000 Oh, my Twitter?

01:07:20.000 It's at Jamie Kilstein.

01:07:22.000 No, he's biased.

01:07:22.000 Don't follow him.

01:07:23.000 Am I still super left?

01:07:25.000 You're super left.

01:07:28.000 It's going to take a while to undo that.

01:07:32.000 It's 20 years.

01:07:32.000 What's your Twitter, Dave?

01:07:34.000 At Lando Dave.

01:07:36.000 L-A-N-D-A-U-D-A-V-E. 1.00

01:07:37.000 Can I just take this moment to say that I think that needing to defend your ideas... Look at this guy!

01:07:42.000 Dave Landa!

01:07:43.000 Perfectly balanced is all things should be.

01:07:44.000 That is what you want.

01:07:46.000 Look at Bias Crowder over here.

01:07:49.000 Can everybody who calls me now a right-wing grifter, can I just send them over to this?

01:07:53.000 Yeah, sure.

01:07:55.000 This political blog spot, what's it called?

01:07:57.000 Blindspotters.

01:07:58.000 I don't know if that would help the case.

01:07:59.000 It's a lot of sense.

01:08:01.000 Oh, no, they're saying I'm a right-winger.

01:08:02.000 Oh, I guess.

01:08:03.000 Oh, I guess.

01:08:06.000 It's because you interact with Timcast the most.

01:08:08.000 Maybe it's the only one I've seen where it's the majority of it is center.

01:08:12.000 But it's because you Timcast. 0.77

01:08:13.000 I mean, that's kind of cool.

01:08:14.000 Timcast.

01:08:15.000 That's cool, though.

01:08:16.000 Sour Patch Lids.

01:08:18.000 Oh, no, not her.

01:08:18.000 Yeah, that's a badge of honor.

01:08:21.000 Wait a second.

01:08:22.000 Hold on.

01:08:22.000 I just always feel like you should actually listen to both sides.

01:08:25.000 But the one side is becoming really just way too crazy.

01:08:28.000 You know why this is?

01:08:29.000 Oh, because you're trolling them.

01:08:31.000 Yeah, that too.

01:08:31.000 But also because I follow a bunch of journalists.

01:08:34.000 That's pretty much why I'm on Twitter.

01:08:35.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:08:36.000 I think it was actually the same.

01:08:38.000 Tim, that's good.

01:08:38.000 So you look at me, you look at Ben Shapiro, you look at Elon Musk, you look at Michael Malice, you look at... Even Jack Posobiec has got more left than leftists.

01:08:48.000 But it's obvious.

01:08:50.000 This is the issue that's always been with the left.

01:08:52.000 I'm still disturbed that mine looked like Noam Chomsky was on Twitter.

01:08:55.000 That was very upsetting.

01:08:56.000 But this is why Blindspotter is great.

01:09:00.000 You know, shout out to Ground News.

01:09:01.000 You know, we're not doing a spot spot for them, but this is the issue when it comes to pro-life.

01:09:05.000 This is the issue when it comes to taxes.

01:09:07.000 Yep.

01:09:07.000 They literally have no idea what they're talking about.

01:09:10.000 Well, and by the way, that is kind of actually proof to what I was saying where, you know, I was talking to Dave about this beforehand and, you know, I've gotten a couple, I mean, your fans have been awesome.

01:09:23.000 But I've had a couple of my old school fans be like, I'm leaving or I'm not going to support the Patreon just because I'm on the show.

01:09:29.000 They haven't listened to me on the show.

01:09:30.000 They haven't listened to what I said, but because I'm on the show, I'm giving credit to Tim, which therefore is somehow I'm like a Trump supporter.

01:09:36.000 It's been very weird messages and.

01:09:39.000 That is how a lot of them think.

01:09:43.000 Where it's the second you, you know, talk to someone on the right, you're automatically a grifter, you're automatically supporting everything they've ever said and what I'm really enjoying about talking to more conservatives or people in the middle or libertarians or liberals who are disenfranchised with the left is i'm just educating myself i feel like for the first time ever because like you saw my chart where i wasn't being sarcastic when i was like i could tell me pro-life stuff because i don't know like i just learned about guns this year only because i moved to texas

01:10:17.000 But it was just, I just had my talk.

01:10:18.000 You're given your talking points.

01:10:20.000 These are the talking points you just shout, whether it's you're a racist, whether it's you want kids to die if you're pro-gun, you want women to die if you're pro-life, blah blah blah.

01:10:27.000 And then you just do those, and you just try to shout as loud as you can, and then you get retweets, and then you go to bed sad and depressed, and that's it.

01:10:34.000 Sounds great.

01:10:35.000 It was a sweet life.

01:10:35.000 Yeah, I just want to say real quick before we move on, I think the case can be made that encouraging diversity of viewpoints like the right wing does much more than the left does.

01:10:43.000 And the right has to defend their views much more than the left does.

01:10:45.000 It's much more of an echo chamber on Twitter for the left wing.

01:10:48.000 But I think that encouraging that diversity of thought is going to mean the literal difference between life or death as far as demographics go.

01:10:55.000 We're going to keep right wingers alive.

01:10:56.000 What I think this proves is that if you are a balanced individual, you are right-wing, and if you are in a cult, you are left-wing.

01:11:04.000 I don't know, I fall center.

01:11:05.000 Like, I had 62% center.

01:11:07.000 I don't think you need to pick a side.

01:11:09.000 But that's because you actually don't do a lot of news.

01:11:11.000 It was like TimCast.com was the most... I don't click on a lot of political mags, that's for sure.

01:11:15.000 Look, my point is...

01:11:17.000 All of these right-wing personalities, Ben Shapiro, his news is from a balanced perspective.

01:11:22.000 And they're like, he's far right.

01:11:24.000 Michael Malice, he's new right.

01:11:26.000 And he consumes more left news than I do.

01:11:30.000 Oh, absolutely.

01:11:31.000 So if you are someone who gets your news from a mixed batch, and you formed your opinions off of real information, you are considered right-wing. 0.90

01:11:40.000 That's insane.

01:11:41.000 The left are people who are in an echo chamber who have no idea what's happening in the world, and the right is everyone else.

01:11:47.000 Oh, absolutely.

01:11:48.000 Well, I assure you, too, like we looked at Crowder's, it's probably because when we look at our show all day, we all watch CNN.

01:11:54.000 We all watch every bit of left-wing media because we have to look at our side against that.

01:11:59.000 So that's the only thing we consume all day is to see what their side is.

01:12:02.000 We don't watch any other news source than that.

01:12:05.000 So I'm sure by the time he jumps on Twitter, it's like, all right, well, what's this, this and this, you know, to kind of see where those certain talking points are for me.

01:12:13.000 Like when I got into you is because somebody who had a viewpoint I had where I always felt that I was, I was left, I was always raised in that kind of group, friends, whatever, I just thought the world was a certain way.

01:12:26.000 I don't even know if I'd say right or whatever this is now.

01:12:29.000 I just know that it's completely gone to a place where I have been pushed over to this side, in the business that I'm in, being a comedian, wanting what I want.

01:12:37.000 Like we were talking about punk music, like Johnny Rotten said, he never thought he'd live to see the day.

01:12:42.000 That, you know, the rights were the ones giving the middle finger to the establishment.

01:12:45.000 Right.

01:12:46.000 Or Trey Parker said that the right is the new punk rock.

01:12:49.000 It's just different now.

01:12:50.000 It's shifted.

01:12:51.000 Because it's gone so far the other way that anything that you say is just completely unforgivable and 95% of the internet outrage is for currency, not because they actually feel anything.

01:13:03.000 I really believe that.

01:13:04.000 So I view that as the exception on the right and the rule on the left.

01:13:07.000 Yeah.

01:13:08.000 The right has a whole bunch of people who are genuinely saying, like, here are my thoughts.

01:13:13.000 And then the left has the majority of their prominent figures are, what do I have to say to rile people up?

01:13:17.000 The right has those people, but it's the exception, not the rule.

01:13:22.000 And the left has some good people who make points they believe in, but they're not the most prominent.

01:13:27.000 Um Dave as a comic was there, I don't really know, was there like a transition or like a creep moment for you?

01:13:34.000 Because we were talking about you were opening for Chappelle when Chappelle was doing stuff against George Bush and all this stuff.

01:13:39.000 When did, did you just get the gig at Crowder's as a gig and then it started happening or was there like a creep?

01:13:46.000 Well, I was at Anthony Kumia's show, who I always loved from Opie and Anthony.

01:13:49.000 That's right.

01:13:50.000 And I was there for years, and I was already then, and I used to sub Mike Malice's show all the time, because he would go on the road to different shows and everything, and I just liked doing his show, because I just turned it into just kind of like a weekend update.

01:14:03.000 You know, dick jokes that Mike would appreciate, and then make it as dark as humanly possible. 0.98

01:14:07.000 And I always like doing that but because I joined that network all of a sudden I had people angry at me because of something that Anthony didn't actually say but was said that was said. 0.62

01:14:17.000 Right.

01:14:18.000 A guy who was Patrice O'Neill's best friend and a show everybody wanted to be on who all of a sudden was an outcast.

01:14:23.000 That's what I grew up on.

01:14:24.000 I grew up on all of the, you know, yeah, I was opening for Patrice who I went to find out about if it wasn't opening Anthony and all those guys.

01:14:30.000 Yeah, and Anthony is one of my heroes.

01:14:32.000 So now I'm sitting next to one of my heroes and you see this bitterness come out where all of a sudden it's like, well that guy's racist, that guy's this, that guy's that, I can't believe Mike Malice is alt-right.

01:14:41.000 It's like, no, you're just, you don't understand anything and you just want to be enraged either by the fact that I'm doing something that you want to do or because somebody else has told you something that you want to believe.

01:14:51.000 Yes.

01:14:51.000 But you weed out who your real friends are very, very fast.

01:14:54.000 Oh, you're telling me, for sure.

01:14:55.000 And I've learned that through even being on Crowder.

01:14:57.000 Crowder and I clicked.

01:14:58.000 His dad grew up in Detroit, kind of by where I did, and we connected.

01:15:03.000 That's how I met Stephen.

01:15:04.000 And as a result of that, yeah, I've caught a lot of crap for it, but at the same time, I've gotten a lot of great fans from it and met a lot of good people.

01:15:10.000 And that's just part of this.

01:15:12.000 I mean, that's just part of this game.

01:15:13.000 With Jamie, it was actually a really interesting transformation.

01:15:15.000 I remember we first met, he was protesting one of our events, and he threw a brick at me.

01:15:20.000 Right, yeah.

01:15:20.000 And then we brought him inside, and he was like, I will always be your rival and enemy, and then I hand him a check, and he looked at the number and said, I'm pro-life one.

01:15:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:30.000 Yeah, I actually wrote MAGA on the brick.

01:15:32.000 He got on the phone, he told his girlfriend to keep the baby.

01:15:36.000 That was actually a joke we did on Cast Castle where Jamie's like, I'm not going to these right-wing events and then, was it Carter?

01:15:42.000 Yeah.

01:15:42.000 He's like, oh that's a bummer, they're taking a private plane.

01:15:44.000 I'm like, you know what, I gotta bring everyone together. 0.94

01:15:47.000 I was throwing a milkshake at a gay Asian reporter, right? 1.00

01:15:51.000 Did you get, um, did comedy clubs ever try to stop you or because you had a following from this new audience, they didn't care and it was just more people on Twitter?

01:16:01.000 Um, at first, for a second, they did.

01:16:03.000 And then, uh, like somewhere like, well, I don't, then tickets were being sold and they were like, I don't mind.

01:16:08.000 No big deal.

01:16:09.000 Exactly.

01:16:10.000 Everything.

01:16:10.000 I am loud with Crowder as well.

01:16:12.000 Yeah.

01:16:13.000 It's all business.

01:16:14.000 And people have.

01:16:15.000 And I remember my buddy Freddy's a black dude who runs Hartford, Connecticut, not to say race, but it is important to the story.

01:16:21.000 They were proud boys standing in line.

01:16:23.000 And I was like, oh, I don't know if that's a good look.

01:16:25.000 And he goes, why?

01:16:26.000 They're not allowed to laugh.

01:16:27.000 And I was like, why do I say anything?

01:16:29.000 It's just because it's all a business and when you break it into the actual reality of a situation What I'm really interested in doing is we've got we've got Tim cast skateboards that we just we just designed we've got Step on snuck and find out it's like just like the t-shirt.

01:16:42.000 Yeah, and then we have some some stock just like it says like Tim cast It's like I've sent them to skate shops because I mentioned this before if you have a skate shop and you want some free boards We're gonna send you free boards and you can sell them for whatever you want skate shops mind you And, uh, I want to put on contests.

01:16:57.000 And so I've had a conversation with some people about contests, and like, oh man, you know, people might be worried about, like, the politics, and I'll be like, we'll do a massive cash prize.

01:17:05.000 Like, we, we, we obviously can't rival some of the biggest cash prizes, but we'll get a couple grand up there, so it's like, it'll, it will, it will be a contest.

01:17:13.000 People are like, oh, you know, like, it's a couple grand for a day's work, you know, or more.

01:17:18.000 And I was told, yeah, but some people might just be like, it's not worth it because you're going to make maybe $40,000 in contests this year and you do that one for $5,000, like $10,000 first place.

01:17:28.000 Uh-oh.

01:17:30.000 Now all these people who might pretend to have political convictions might be like, Oh, and by the way, can I tell you... Order up my yearly income in one day.

01:17:39.000 Come on down to the skate contest.

01:17:40.000 We're not gonna do anything crazy.

01:17:41.000 We're not gonna be political.

01:17:42.000 We're gonna have a regular old skate contest, but we're gonna do a good cash prize, big event, bring out the families, get everybody invited, and we'll see who really is gonna put their money where their mouth is.

01:17:49.000 Exactly.

01:17:50.000 Well, and also the frustrating thing for...

01:17:54.000 What I try to tell people, the ones who are bailing on me for being on this show, is I've already had, I've been on this show, what, this is my fourth time in a couple weeks, I've already had fans come to my show who discovered me on here, who didn't know about me or discovered me on here.

01:18:12.000 What the left doesn't understand is now I have a room full of liberals and conservatives and some stuff I say makes fun of liberals and some stuff I say makes fun of conservatives and a lot of stuff I say makes fun of me and we're all laughing together.

01:18:25.000 That is what you should want.

01:18:26.000 You should want conservatives to hear my view.

01:18:29.000 You should want Liberals, to hear my view, when we do just stay in this echo chamber just to feel good about ourselves, you're actually not convincing anyone.

01:18:37.000 That's why there's so much infighting on the left, because they have no one else to argue with, because they don't even talk to conservatives or moderates.

01:18:45.000 So then they just, like, eat their own.

01:18:47.000 Resistance.

01:18:48.000 It's a natural part of existence.

01:18:50.000 We need resistance to survive.

01:18:51.000 If a tree doesn't have wind resistance, it falls over and dies.

01:18:54.000 It makes it stronger.

01:18:55.000 We need that.

01:18:56.000 Yeah, and part of comedy should be, it should feel a little icky at times.

01:18:59.000 Like, you want it to feel a little evil and fun.

01:19:02.000 Like, if everything you say is supposed to be offensive, or is never offensive, why go to comedy?

01:19:07.000 Right.

01:19:08.000 It's supposed to feel a little bit too much.

01:19:10.000 Yeah.

01:19:12.000 Why would you go to something that triggers you?

01:19:15.000 Like, why is it supposed to?

01:19:16.000 Here's the deal, like, here's the deal. 0.98

01:19:19.000 Fat, look fat.

01:19:22.000 With these comedy things, you've got these millennials who are Fluffy, pink, and uncalloused, right? 1.00

01:19:30.000 Squishy.

01:19:31.000 Squishy and frail.

01:19:33.000 Their parents took care of all the problems for them.

01:19:35.000 They grew up in the epitome of luxury, so they've never actually been struck for any reason.

01:19:39.000 At all.

01:19:40.000 No one should be, but it kind of happens for a lot of people.

01:19:42.000 It should be.

01:19:44.000 I know what you mean.

01:19:45.000 I've tweeted that. 0.99

01:19:46.000 Everyone should work retail, get punched in the face, and one more thing. 0.98

01:19:50.000 Sometimes that can all happen in a day, working retail. 0.98

01:19:54.000 Here's my point.

01:19:55.000 These people are soft.

01:19:56.000 So when you say a mean word to them, it's the most pain they've ever felt.

01:20:00.000 So to them, it's like, you have caused me the most pain I've ever experienced.

01:20:05.000 Growing up in the city you get into fights.

01:20:07.000 I don't care if someone says naughty words to me.

01:20:08.000 Right.

01:20:09.000 But what happens then is they go to a comedy show.

01:20:11.000 The most comedy they've heard is probably like Teen Titans Go or you know Fairly OddParents or Powerpuff Girls.

01:20:19.000 Yes.

01:20:20.000 So they're watching these doofy little cartoons where the joke is that someone spilled milk and then cried and it's like He's crying over spilled milk!

01:20:27.000 Oh, it's so funny!

01:20:28.000 Then you go to a comedian and he says, he calls you a slur, and you're like, and it's like he punched you in the gut.

01:20:33.000 It's the worst pain you've ever experienced.

01:20:35.000 They lose their minds.

01:20:36.000 Well, I finally started reading Coddling of the American Mind.

01:20:40.000 And, you know, some of these college protests, when they were protesting Milo or protesting Ben Shapiro, they were literally saying, we have to use violence because their words are violence against me.

01:20:52.000 And it's like, they're not violence, though.

01:20:54.000 Yeah, that concerns me.

01:20:54.000 You could break someone's eardrums with a loud enough noise.

01:20:57.000 In that instance, volume amplification can be construed as violence.

01:21:01.000 Sure, sure.

01:21:02.000 But the definitions of the words are not violence.

01:21:04.000 No.

01:21:05.000 Of course, Marilyn, or not Marilyn Manson, what's his name?

01:21:07.000 Charles Manson.

01:21:08.000 Sorry, Marilyn.

01:21:08.000 Yes.

01:21:09.000 Different Mansons. 0.98

01:21:10.000 I wouldn't apologize to Marilyn.

01:21:11.000 He's got a whole bunch of things.

01:21:12.000 Oh yeah, he's going through something right now.

01:21:13.000 That's new.

01:21:14.000 You can incite violence with words, but the words are not violence.

01:21:17.000 Violence happens as a result of the incitement of the usage of the peaceful form of communication.

01:21:22.000 Yes.

01:21:23.000 Absolutely.

01:21:24.000 I mean, comedy's just fun when it's edgy, man.

01:21:26.000 I mean, the stuff we grew up on... You're supposed to have an edge, that's the point.

01:21:30.000 Your edge may not even be dirty, though.

01:21:31.000 I mean, that's the thing.

01:21:33.000 Stephen Wright has an edge.

01:21:34.000 It's not a dirty edge, but it's an edge.

01:21:36.000 I mean, there's an edge to everything.

01:21:39.000 Some edges are sharp, some are blunt.

01:21:41.000 Yeah.

01:21:41.000 You can do really good, wholesome comedy, for sure.

01:21:44.000 Absolutely.

01:21:45.000 But it's weird... Nanette! 0.99

01:21:47.000 I'm just kidding.

01:21:47.000 Oh, no.

01:21:48.000 But talking about poop and stinky... Like, you gotta be able to talk about the dirty stuff, too. 0.92

01:21:53.000 You have to, I really... George Carlin had, like, the hippie to be weatherman. 0.92

01:21:57.000 Yeah.

01:21:57.000 You know what I mean?

01:21:58.000 It was non-offensive, it poked at nobody, it was not edgy at all, it was a good bit. 0.92

01:22:03.000 It was just an impersonation of a silly weatherman.

01:22:06.000 And it was a trend, you know, it was him sort of evolving from that two-man group that he was in and getting into this new hippie phase.

01:22:14.000 And then all of a sudden he stopped telling jokes and started just railing on the federal government.

01:22:19.000 And then getting arrested with Lenny Bruce.

01:22:21.000 Yeah, literally with him.

01:22:24.000 Tim, I'm glad you brought up Carlin too because it's been so interesting on Twitter in different different times in the last couple years seeing the right

01:22:32.000 use Carlin to hold up their point or then seeing the left use Carlin to hold up

01:22:36.000 their point and it's like that's how you know he was good that's how you know he

01:22:40.000 was good he he was just speaking his honest thoughts and if the right can

01:22:44.000 grab onto it because there's something he said about free speech cool if

01:22:48.000 the left can grab onto it because it's something he said about environmentalism

01:22:50.000 or abortion cool he wasn't trying to pander to either side he was just

01:22:54.000 looking being him look They just put up that thing on Netflix where he gave a speech at his alma mater.

01:23:01.000 And I didn't watch the whole thing.

01:23:02.000 I watched just a few minutes of it.

01:23:04.000 But it's a little bit of what he says.

01:23:05.000 He's like, you just gotta be the kind of person who's strong and knows yourself.

01:23:10.000 You can't let these people get mad at you or whatever.

01:23:12.000 And for a long time he did, like he lived leaving the thing that he loved and had to deal with that and then come back and then deal with it 10 times more than he had to deal with it before.

01:23:22.000 Before it was because people almost loved him too much and he couldn't stand going to the grocery store, being hounded, being attacked, and now it's the opposite.

01:23:29.000 You know what I don't understand?

01:23:31.000 Is that if you would do something you love and then people try to cancel you and say, oh this is a bad thing, like comedy is the perfect example.

01:23:40.000 I don't understand how someone could stop.

01:23:42.000 You know what I mean?

01:23:42.000 Like, I enjoy skateboarding.

01:23:45.000 Imagine a bunch of people started protesting, saying like, you're destroying the trees, you're promoting a destructive lifestyle. 0.98

01:23:49.000 I'd be like, okay, well that sucks your piss, but I like doing it, I'm gonna keep doing it. 0.97

01:23:53.000 I did always wonder why you skateboard while spraying aerosol cans in the air. 0.99

01:23:57.000 Just two of us unloading them.

01:23:59.000 Lighting forest fires.

01:24:03.000 It's because I don't like winter.

01:24:05.000 I'm doing my part.

01:24:07.000 Speaking of forestry, I'm tired of snowmen.

01:24:10.000 That's a great point.

01:24:10.000 I can't imagine being a comedian, being like, I love telling these jokes.

01:24:14.000 Oh, I just thought of something that was really screwed up that happened to me that's really funny. 0.69

01:24:17.000 And then people are like, you're a racist. 0.75

01:24:19.000 Like, I better not tell anybody ever, ever again.

01:24:21.000 Why?

01:24:21.000 If you love doing it, like, tell your jokes, you know?

01:24:25.000 We're all going to be dead one day.

01:24:26.000 I mean, that's the reality.

01:24:27.000 So just do it.

01:24:28.000 Yeah.

01:24:28.000 I mean, that's, I mean, I realize that's bleak.

01:24:30.000 No, but I mean, you might as well do what you love.

01:24:32.000 It's funny you're saying that, but then like, you know, in 10 years they discover immortality and then like, well, they're going to be defaking.

01:24:39.000 They'll be defaking your face with making you say things that you never said is a form of, well, I don't know, comedy?

01:24:46.000 Damnation?

01:24:46.000 I don't know what it's for.

01:24:47.000 Plus now that we all know if there's a nuke, you just have to go inside and we'll be fine.

01:24:50.000 I think we're fine.

01:24:50.000 That's true.

01:24:51.000 We're going to live forever.

01:24:52.000 Have you heard these AI songs?

01:24:55.000 They've taken songs and then they've asked AI or machine learning algorithms to make the song longer.

01:25:02.000 Oh, they've been making music with no soul for years.

01:25:04.000 This is crazy.

01:25:05.000 They'll be like, you're talking about boy bands.

01:25:07.000 They take a song and they say, add two more verses and then the AI will create.

01:25:14.000 And it's like, you can hear the person singing, but it's gibberish.

01:25:16.000 I was listening.

01:25:17.000 It's not horrible.

01:25:18.000 It's just weird.

01:25:19.000 Imagine they do this for comedians.

01:25:21.000 They take all the comedy you've ever done, load it up into a machine learning algorithm or AI, and then say, make jokes.

01:25:29.000 Better yet, you know how Facebook is apparently they're gonna make dead, they're gonna make like AI ghosts?

01:25:34.000 Yeah.

01:25:35.000 Imagine they take your Facebook profile along with your comedy and then create a you facsimile and then have it write comedy.

01:25:42.000 It's gonna I was thinking it was a Duncan Trussell on Rogan.

01:25:45.000 They were talking about a I might have been Duncan talking about this AI image generator now where you can be like show me Joe Rogan flying on a Pegasus in the style of Da Vinci.

01:25:55.000 After you're saying that I can confirm it was Duncan.

01:25:57.000 It will, yeah, and it will write it.

01:25:58.000 It will draw it up.

01:25:59.000 And they're saying, you know, in the future, it's going to be porn.

01:26:01.000 It's going to be, you're going to be like, show me Joe Rogan getting railed by three guys.

01:26:05.000 And it's like, it's going to show you that in animated, it's going to be create animations of what you say.

01:26:10.000 So it'd be like, tell me Dave Lando talking, telling jokes about cats with Tim Pool's accent.

01:26:17.000 I can do that right now.

01:26:18.000 And that's what I'm talking about, dude!

01:26:19.000 It is coming!

01:26:20.000 Doll-E is, so, so, there's the Doll-E mini that everyone memes.

01:26:24.000 That's a good word to end it with.

01:26:25.000 That's what it's called.

01:26:26.000 I'm good at buttons.

01:26:27.000 Doll-E mini.

01:26:28.000 Everyone memed it, because you'd go in and someone wrote, like, uh, Brian Stalter as a potato, and then it creates these weird images that are kind of... Him?

01:26:37.000 It's just him.

01:26:38.000 But there's a thing.

01:26:39.000 Him with butter on his... The actual Doll-E system is private.

01:26:42.000 But it creates detailed, really... So the example they give is like, draw me an astronaut riding a horse in the desert in colored pencil.

01:26:55.000 And then it generates that image.

01:26:56.000 Next will be animation.

01:26:58.000 Then it's gonna be even video games.

01:26:59.000 You'll be like, play me a game like Slay the Spire with the art form of Fallout 4 and the game will be created in front of you.

01:27:06.000 Ten years.

01:27:07.000 Oh yeah.

01:27:07.000 We could already do, there's already websites that can make AI songs for you.

01:27:11.000 You go in, and you say, I want a song in this theme, in this tempo, with these kind of instruments, and then it will generate and give you like 10 different versions.

01:27:18.000 Really?

01:27:19.000 Yep.

01:27:19.000 Bro, after hearing all this stuff.

01:27:20.000 We're ruining life.

01:27:21.000 Yeah, I'm like a week living in West Virginia, and I'm about to buy an axe and a shotgun and just move into the woods.

01:27:26.000 Like, I'm done with all this stuff.

01:27:27.000 You're like halfway there.

01:27:28.000 Yeah.

01:27:29.000 You just need a manifesto and a good mailing system.

01:27:33.000 So, they've done these studies and found that people's self-reported happiness increases when they get out of cities.

01:27:40.000 Of course, of course.

01:27:41.000 Can I just tell you, every day when I come up to the studio, there are wild raspberries everywhere.

01:27:49.000 There's just hundreds of them.

01:27:51.000 Guys, I don't want to blow up Tim for you to realize that he's actually a really great guy, but every time I meet him in the driveway, he gets so excited to give me fresh raspberries, and it's the most wholesome thing I've ever seen.

01:28:03.000 Jamie, come here to the brush!

01:28:05.000 Under the trees!

01:28:06.000 He's like, what are you doing?

01:28:07.000 I'm like, this way, this way!

01:28:09.000 I swear to God, that is not far from what happened.

01:28:13.000 And the last time it happened, little bunnies were actually going by.

01:28:17.000 It's true!

01:28:17.000 And I was like, if only people knew this is real Tim Pool.

01:28:20.000 It just rolls up to you like Wonka.

01:28:23.000 This is legit.

01:28:24.000 Yes!

01:28:25.000 Jamie's laughing because he's a city folk.

01:28:27.000 He doesn't understand.

01:28:28.000 Bro, up on the mountain, you're walking down the street and there's bunnies.

01:28:32.000 The bunnies don't run from you when you walk past them.

01:28:34.000 When you're driving, they might.

01:28:36.000 But they just stand there.

01:28:37.000 And then we saw one bunny today and his ears went down and his eyes got all big and he just looked at me and I walked over.

01:28:41.000 I started pulling these berries.

01:28:42.000 It's like candy is everywhere.

01:28:44.000 And then the best part, the best best part, up in the mountain is when there's just chickens everywhere.

01:28:50.000 Because people have chickens, they just let them go.

01:28:52.000 And then the chickens walk around looking at you.

01:28:54.000 You know, I used to joke to friends, so I spent COVID, I realized yesterday, that where I have lived, you know, when people say, oh, you

01:29:05.000 get more conservative as you get older. I'm like, that's not true. And then I looked at

01:29:09.000 where I lived and it went Park Slope, LA, Arizona, Texas, West Virginia. Oh, it's true. It's a

01:29:14.000 hundred percent true. And I, I will say over COVID, you know, I was still more liberal

01:29:21.000 than I am now.

01:29:22.000 I would kind of joke around like, ooh, I kind of like being a liberal, but in a conservative state where I get freedom.

01:29:29.000 And now, you know, I'm more, I will call myself a bleeding heart centrist.

01:29:33.000 But I, if I didn't live in Arizona and Texas, it was the first year I was ever single.

01:29:38.000 I've dealt with depression really bad my whole life.

01:29:41.000 I had a blast because I could actually go outside and people weren't looking at me weird if I wasn't wearing a mask outside and when I got to Texas I could do jujitsu again and everybody was fine and we were still trying to take care of each other and if someone got but it was fine we were doing jujitsu every day when New York and LA were still horribly locked down like I don't think depression wise if I was still in LA like there's part of me that I don't think if I would have Made it.

01:30:04.000 Like, being in nature, being in a more free state, it was the first time that I was like, oh, okay, yeah, maybe the east coast liberal, left coast liberal thing.

01:30:13.000 Wait, there's not a lot of OnlyFans accounts with the background as bunnies and rats.

01:30:18.000 Oh yeah, that's pretty AI to draw.

01:30:19.000 I look out my window.

01:30:20.000 Blue Ridge Mountains.

01:30:22.000 Yeah, how can you not be happy?

01:30:24.000 I walk outside.

01:30:25.000 Yo, the field?

01:30:27.000 Bees everywhere.

01:30:28.000 Yeah.

01:30:29.000 I had a dream about the non-stingy ones.

01:30:31.000 The non-stingy ones.

01:30:32.000 Yeah.

01:30:33.000 And they're chilling.

01:30:34.000 You could walk through the field and they just float around.

01:30:35.000 Whoa.

01:30:36.000 It's like birds.

01:30:37.000 And then the birds are singing.

01:30:38.000 We've got wild black raspberry.

01:30:39.000 Yep.

01:30:40.000 We've got wild blackberry.

01:30:41.000 The wine berries are dominant.

01:30:42.000 They're considered, they're illegal in New York actually.

01:30:43.000 Really?

01:30:45.000 Really?

01:30:45.000 You, you, you, well, even possession I think. Yeah, possession of wine. They're called wine raspberries. That's

01:30:50.000 why they were doing stop and frisk. They're illegal in New York and Connecticut. That's how insane these cities have

01:30:55.000 become. That's insane dude. The reason they're illegal is because they're considered invasive and they dominate and

01:31:01.000 take over and kill off other raspberries, blackberries. I got to say though, black, wild black raspberry tastes the

01:31:07.000 best. Yeah. And And there's a lot less of them because they get destroyed by the wineberry.

01:31:11.000 We took a bike ride up to Sharpsburg, which is just a little bit north of Harpers Ferry on the Maryland side.

01:31:18.000 Got some wings and some ice cream.

01:31:19.000 On the way there, it's just wild raspberry as far as the eye can see.

01:31:24.000 The interesting thing was I saw a plant, you can see they're very thorny, and then I noticed they'd all been picked.

01:31:29.000 There are, like, hikers and people who travel with backpacks who just walk the Appalachian Trail and they eat the wild berries.

01:31:35.000 You know, man, you get out of the city, life just becomes so much more magical and fun.

01:31:38.000 It is.

01:31:39.000 Yes.

01:31:39.000 It really is.

01:31:42.000 Did you guys grow up in or out of a city?

01:31:44.000 Oh, mulberries too.

01:31:46.000 Mulberries everywhere.

01:31:47.000 I grew up in, I was born in Detroit, but we grew up in a suburb called Grosse Pointe Woods on the border of Harper Woods, which is like 8 mile and 94 in Detroit.

01:31:55.000 So I grew up in like the lower middle class, middle class part of like a wealthy city.

01:32:02.000 And then like the poorest east side, at the time, the worst city in America, which is the east side of Detroit.

01:32:08.000 So it was like we were, we were like right on the line.

01:32:10.000 So it was a really interesting place to grow up because I knew kids that had everything and I knew kids that had nothing and it was a really, really kind of a cool, yeah, really a cool.

01:32:20.000 Yeah, I was in Jersey.

01:32:21.000 I was in between Princeton, very wealthy, and Trenton.

01:32:24.000 So kind of the same deal.

01:32:26.000 Yeah, there's almost a, there's really a line called Mack Avenue and at the time in Detroit that was like, Time Magazine even did an article on it for the The difference in income was so insane because you're talking about like a million dollars a year and then like nothing.

01:32:41.000 Jeez.

01:32:41.000 We had, I was in like Northeast Ohio, so we'd had farm town like relatives and I was, it was so boring as a kid.

01:32:47.000 Like, oh, we're going out to the farm.

01:32:49.000 Yuck.

01:32:50.000 Where's my Nintendo?

01:32:51.000 Northeast Ohio near Akron?

01:32:52.000 Cuyahoga Falls?

01:32:53.000 Oh yeah, for sure.

01:32:54.000 I do the funny stop a lot.

01:32:56.000 It's right in Cuyahoga Falls.

01:32:58.000 Hell yeah.

01:32:58.000 I was just there yesterday, dude.

01:33:00.000 Oh yeah, right on, dude.

01:33:02.000 So it wasn't until my adult life that I've learned this appreciation for nature.

01:33:06.000 And maybe this is part of like, as you get older, you appreciate conservatism.

01:33:09.000 I was obsessed with video games and technology as a kid.

01:33:11.000 Now, like, man, just watching the horizon.

01:33:14.000 We were out on a boat a couple of weeks ago, and my friend's son was like, hey, look at this video of, or show me the trailer.

01:33:19.000 I was like, you know, when I'm outside, I kind of want to enjoy the horizon.

01:33:22.000 It's another kind of experience.

01:33:25.000 Every post in the Bay, had an osprey on it.

01:33:29.000 It was so cool.

01:33:30.000 We gotta do that more.

01:33:31.000 Yeah, I was out with my son.

01:33:36.000 Even last weekend, over the 4th of July, we had no internet and cell phone service, we realized.

01:33:40.000 Which was frustrating for the first couple hours.

01:33:44.000 And then for four days, it was the greatest day.

01:33:46.000 I realized, why am I so happy?

01:33:48.000 Like, I feel cheery and, like, not angry and, like, this is nice.

01:33:53.000 And I realize, oh, I haven't looked at my phone obsessively at all.

01:33:56.000 Like, this is why I feel okay.

01:33:58.000 There's no noose but fishing with my son.

01:34:01.000 Every time I leave my phone at home, there's five minutes of, oh no, followed by just, I'm free!

01:34:06.000 It's just complete bliss.

01:34:08.000 I just bought an EMF frequency blocking fanny pack.

01:34:12.000 For myself.

01:34:13.000 So I'm going to put my cell phone in there.

01:34:14.000 It's going to block the radiation.

01:34:15.000 Hopefully I won't be getting bombarded by it.

01:34:17.000 And you might be able to have it with you without having to feel the effects.

01:34:20.000 Yeah.

01:34:20.000 Well, you'll put your phone in it and it'll stop receiving or sending signals.

01:34:24.000 So you just like get off the grid, man.

01:34:27.000 It's nice.

01:34:28.000 That's why when I was driving here, I was like, this is spectacular.

01:34:32.000 Because you can go from like a city-ish, at least cities kind of, you know, into you're like, wow, look at this is beautiful.

01:34:39.000 There's a deer!

01:34:40.000 It's right up in my car, John!

01:34:41.000 It is true.

01:34:42.000 Like when you're driving up, there's a bunch of rabbits and deer.

01:34:45.000 Yeah, I saw several.

01:34:46.000 They mostly just do their thing.

01:34:47.000 So I have an electric motorcycle that I go to and from for coming in from the studio.

01:34:52.000 The deer don't care.

01:34:53.000 No, I mean they were just sit there eating they stare at you when we were letting off fireworks on the fourth the deer just watching Yeah, and I was like they weren't scared at all.

01:35:00.000 They're just chilling.

01:35:01.000 I mean they were chanting build a wall which was a little unsettling.

01:35:05.000 We gotta get super chats but I'm saying one thing.

01:35:07.000 The best thing was we have Cocktown now.

01:35:09.000 We have Chicken City and we have Cocktown. 0.99

01:35:12.000 Fine by us.

01:35:12.000 Because all the roosters, we can't have all the roosters in one place.

01:35:15.000 Which is unfortunate because they sing.

01:35:16.000 Do you hear them in secession?

01:35:17.000 They were harmonizing out there.

01:35:19.000 It's really funny.

01:35:20.000 Seriously?

01:35:21.000 Yeah.

01:35:21.000 So, roosters can live together if there's no girls around.

01:35:24.000 So, all the boys... I feel that, bro.

01:35:26.000 Yeah.

01:35:27.000 Right.

01:35:27.000 We brought all the boys to... So stupid.

01:35:29.000 Sorry. 1.00

01:35:29.000 ...to Fridamistan, and they have their own little area now. 1.00

01:35:31.000 It's got an electric fence around it.

01:35:32.000 It's got a coop around it.

01:35:33.000 We showed up and there was this, this like, I guess teenager deer.

01:35:38.000 It was like a dude, dude deer.

01:35:39.000 And he was just like staring at the roosters, watching them.

01:35:42.000 We walked up and he was just in the coop area, like in our yard, surrounded by all the fences and everything.

01:35:46.000 And it was just like, what's this guy doing?

01:35:48.000 And he just looks at us and he looks back at the roosters like, whoa, he's just like really excited to be a deer.

01:35:52.000 You know, it was just cool.

01:35:53.000 I just want to say one more thing.

01:35:54.000 The nature stuff.

01:35:57.000 That's huge.

01:35:57.000 I mean, I remember being in L.A.

01:35:59.000 once and putting my phone down.

01:36:01.000 I was just walking to Jiu Jitsu in Pasadena and looking up and seeing mountains and realizing that I literally had not noticed mountains on my walk to Jiu Jitsu because I'm just always looking at my phone.

01:36:10.000 And you will feel like you are on drugs, which if you're a kid listening, drugs are bad.

01:36:13.000 The other thing I want to say, though, is back to what we were talking about with the comedy clubs, is when you also get off your phone and get off Twitter, you realize that we are not as horrible as Twitter would make you feel.

01:36:24.000 And there are good people out there on both sides.

01:36:26.000 Last thought before Super Chats. 0.72

01:36:28.000 There was a power outage in LA, I think it was in the early 90s, and people inundated the police with phone calls of a mysterious thing in the sky.

01:36:35.000 It was the Milky Way.

01:36:36.000 They had never seen it because of light pollution.

01:36:40.000 Do you see it in LA?

01:36:41.000 It's a story that I read about LA.

01:36:43.000 Maybe it's not real, whatever.

01:36:44.000 Can we see it out here?

01:36:45.000 Wow.

01:36:45.000 You can on some night.

01:36:46.000 Well, I don't know about the Milky Way itself.

01:36:48.000 I see a lot of star clusters, though, out there.

01:36:50.000 And they made fire in the sky.

01:36:51.000 Yes.

01:36:52.000 Alright, we gotta go to Super Chats.

01:36:54.000 Yeah.

01:36:54.000 I'm gonna read this one right away, because we just got it from Mr. Meeseeks, who says, Tim, my son was just born and I wanted to use this chat to tell my wife she's going to be a great mother.

01:37:03.000 Nice job.

01:37:04.000 Aww.

01:37:05.000 All right, if you haven't already, would you kindly smash that like button, subscribe to this channel, and head over to TimCast.com.

01:37:11.000 At 11 p.m., we are going to be publishing, just about then, a members-only version of this show, the TimCast IRL After Hours, which is not for kids, it is not family-friendly, it is uncensored, and I can only imagine it'll probably be fun.

01:37:25.000 It'll be really funny.

01:37:26.000 Dave's been writing, taking notes, and just holding it up.

01:37:29.000 But I think we'll have fun, so.

01:37:32.000 All right.

01:37:33.000 Oh, we got another super chat about babies.

01:37:35.000 Spencer Jones says, shout out to my wife, Nicole, who just gave birth to my healthy twin daughter and son.

01:37:40.000 Need some Step On's Neck Onesies for them. 1.00

01:37:42.000 We have those, right?

01:37:43.000 That would be a real bummer if they were writing to the same girl and they didn't know.

01:37:47.000 We have Step On's Neck Onesies.

01:37:49.000 I believe we do, yes.

01:37:50.000 Congratulations.

01:37:51.000 Raymond G. Maga.

01:37:53.000 Raymond G. Maga Stanley Jr.

01:37:54.000 says, ahoy, Dave.

01:37:56.000 It was a blast having you on IRL.

01:37:57.000 Awesome.

01:37:58.000 Ahoy to you.

01:37:58.000 Ahoy.

01:38:00.000 All right.

01:38:01.000 Hank the Hokage Hill.

01:38:03.000 That would be hilarious.

01:38:04.000 Says, Tim, there is no way that iCloud story isn't being suppressed by corporate media.

01:38:07.000 I Googled yesterday and found one story.

01:38:10.000 Ron Donald 2024.

01:38:10.000 Yeah.

01:38:12.000 Isn't it?

01:38:13.000 Um, whenever you try and search one of these stories, it says, it seems like this results are changing a whole lot.

01:38:18.000 I saw that today.

01:38:19.000 I saw someone screenshot.

01:38:21.000 I was looking it up and that's what it said.

01:38:23.000 I'm like, Oh, maybe it was you.

01:38:24.000 Yeah.

01:38:24.000 No, I didn't tell you about it.

01:38:26.000 I was doing my research and it's the same thing happened.

01:38:28.000 Jeez.

01:38:29.000 We have confirmation that our current Teespring does not offer onesies, but you can get children's t-shirts there.

01:38:34.000 We don't have onesies?

01:38:35.000 I don't think so.

01:38:35.000 I thought we did.

01:38:35.000 Not through Teespring, anyway.

01:38:37.000 Right off the kid making them.

01:38:39.000 Yeah.

01:38:40.000 Bootless Regent says, Dave, thanks for coming to Lapeer.

01:38:43.000 I was too drunk to thank you properly at the time.

01:38:45.000 Oh, yeah.

01:38:45.000 My pleasure.

01:38:46.000 Thanks for coming to the show.

01:38:47.000 Where's Lapeer?

01:38:48.000 Uh, it's, uh, uh, in Michigan, kind of, uh, just a bit outside Detroit.

01:38:53.000 And people were good and hammered because I decided to just do a local bar.

01:38:56.000 And it was fun, though.

01:38:57.000 Two-pack shows, which is full of fun people.

01:38:59.000 Has it gotten better after COVID?

01:39:00.000 I mean, I would imagine the answer is yes, but how much better is it since the restrictions have been lifted?

01:39:04.000 It's nice there, especially because they were very, very bad.

01:39:07.000 A lot of people lost businesses and livelihoods because Whitmer, the governor there, is just ruthless.

01:39:13.000 So to watch everything kind of turn around is very nice.

01:39:17.000 So it's way, way better there now.

01:39:20.000 Stefan Buxev says, Hey Tim, give Eric July a shout out.

01:39:24.000 His Rippaverse launch was today.

01:39:26.000 He's already over 790,000 in sales and still rolling.

01:39:30.000 What is that?

01:39:30.000 Yeah.

01:39:30.000 What is Rippaverse?

01:39:31.000 I keep hearing about it.

01:39:33.000 Oh, wow.

01:39:34.000 That's cool.

01:39:34.000 I think he was wondering if he could sell 10,000 copies and people are like, yeah, hold my beer.

01:39:38.000 That's super cool.

01:39:39.000 That's awesome.

01:39:40.000 Paulo says, Tim, when are you going to upload an edited skate video part?

01:39:43.000 Would love to see one.

01:39:45.000 Eh, it's never really my thing.

01:39:47.000 You know, I've always filmed some clips throughout my life, but never really to make anything too crazy.

01:39:51.000 There's a bunch of old videos of me on YouTube from like 2004 and 2005 skateboarding.

01:39:56.000 But, I don't know, maybe.

01:39:58.000 You know, we're planning a show, which is gonna be skateboarding, it's gonna be probably its own website, at Freedomistan.

01:40:05.000 Yeah.

01:40:05.000 But the supply chain crunch is making it impossible to build stuff.

01:40:08.000 So, I think I've got a call with this big company for skate park construction, because we want to do contests.

01:40:15.000 So the way contests will work is we'll do a contest with a bunch of ramps we build. 0.88

01:40:19.000 Then when the contest is over, we either leave the ramp there as a permanent skate park for the city as like a gift, or we pick them up, semi-dismantle them, and load them back and bring them to our place to use.

01:40:29.000 So I think we might actually end up building skate parks for local communities.

01:40:33.000 That's awesome.

01:40:34.000 Good for you.

01:40:35.000 You find an area with some good ground, and then you might spend like $50,000 Build a small little park do a small little contest and then the community gets to keep the skatepark.

01:40:44.000 Oh, that's awesome Yeah, it's it's difficult because it can get really really expensive.

01:40:47.000 So 50k Would make a really great indoor park, but if you're doing outdoor materials, it gets more and more expensive You'll need steel or something like that All right.

01:40:57.000 I mean, in 90s movies, they just skated through malls.

01:41:00.000 Yeah.

01:41:01.000 There's an abandoned mall out here.

01:41:02.000 Or just smoked weed and beat the crap out of people at skateboards.

01:41:05.000 That's it.

01:41:06.000 Gleaming the Cube, man.

01:41:08.000 I don't know what Gleaming the Cube means.

01:41:11.000 I think it's a movie.

01:41:12.000 It's a movie.

01:41:12.000 And I don't know what the phrase means.

01:41:14.000 I knew Mr. Meeseeks.

01:41:16.000 Gleaming the Cube.

01:41:18.000 It was a skateboarding movie.

01:41:19.000 Oh, 1989.

01:41:20.000 Christian Slater.

01:41:20.000 I don't think Gleaming the Cube is an actual sign from skateboarding.

01:41:25.000 It's not Pump Up the Volume.

01:41:27.000 What is it, though?

01:41:29.000 Oh, man.

01:41:30.000 Gleaming the Cube itself?

01:41:31.000 Is that the name of the movie?

01:41:33.000 Yeah.

01:41:33.000 It's got Christian Slater, Stephen Bauer, Richard Hurd star.

01:41:37.000 Man, I haven't seen that in years.

01:41:38.000 Probably since 1989, roughly.

01:41:40.000 I thought it was sci-fi.

01:41:41.000 Yeah.

01:41:42.000 By the name.

01:41:44.000 My drunk uncle says it's Magamonth!

01:41:48.000 It's MAGA month.

01:41:48.000 Oh, yeah, it is.

01:41:49.000 Oh, okay.

01:41:50.000 Oh, I still haven't had the hot dogs because I just got back today.

01:41:53.000 Oh, we still have a whole bunch, right?

01:41:54.000 Very excited.

01:41:55.000 I have not checked.

01:41:55.000 I didn't have any of them this time around yet.

01:41:57.000 Yeah, but we'll do it together.

01:41:59.000 Yeah, we'll have to see.

01:42:00.000 Grilling on the weekends.

01:42:01.000 It's like 4th of July forever.

01:42:03.000 Yeah.

01:42:04.000 Until the end of the month.

01:42:06.000 MAGA month.

01:42:07.000 All right.

01:42:09.000 What do we got here?

01:42:10.000 Some super chats.

01:42:12.000 John Einerson says, Miss the Hawk Dave, will you ever come to Florida?

01:42:16.000 Also, Tim, did you ever play Mass Effect, one of the best RPG trilogies in my opinion?

01:42:20.000 I didn't.

01:42:22.000 I might grow the hawk back one day.

01:42:24.000 I don't know.

01:42:24.000 It depends.

01:42:25.000 A mustache and a hawk might be too much, but I might do it.

01:42:27.000 I might.

01:42:29.000 Yeah.

01:42:30.000 And I'll be in Florida.

01:42:31.000 I'll be in Florida, Tampa Improv and Port Charlotte at Vasani's later on this year.

01:42:36.000 So check it out.

01:42:36.000 They're on my website, DaveLando.com.

01:42:39.000 Tampa improv also a great room.

01:42:40.000 Yes, it is.

01:42:41.000 It's really fun.

01:42:42.000 It's really fun.

01:42:43.000 I just like Florida.

01:42:44.000 Yeah, because it's weird.

01:42:46.000 It's Tampa's weird, but I can't figure out. 0.98

01:42:48.000 Yeah, there's like a sex club. 0.79

01:42:49.000 Sorry, it's a kids were watching. 0.85

01:42:51.000 There's a ladies of the nightclub.

01:42:53.000 There's a late there's a trafficking club. 1.00

01:42:58.000 I was trying to think of the right word.

01:43:03.000 Kyle Miller says, how much for a live reaction of all the Hunter leaks in the after show?

01:43:08.000 Oh boy.

01:43:09.000 I mean, I'd do it.

01:43:10.000 I'd take one for the team.

01:43:12.000 All I need is you to follow me on Twitter.

01:43:14.000 I'm cheap.

01:43:15.000 Special episode.

01:43:17.000 I'd do it.

01:43:17.000 Would you like mystery science theater?

01:43:19.000 Yes, let's do it.

01:43:21.000 That's the other thing too, we've got a bunch of, as an aside.

01:43:23.000 I'm busting out the papi if we do it.

01:43:25.000 We're planning a show that will be, you guys remember Crossfire?

01:43:29.000 Yeah.

01:43:30.000 I want to do something like that, but I don't want to be so adversarial.

01:43:32.000 I want to be like smarter and more chill.

01:43:34.000 Yeah.

01:43:34.000 So we're planning that probably as like a Sunday show as a Tim Guest exclusive on the website.

01:43:39.000 And the idea would be, I would love to get like a trans athlete to talk with like a prominent sexologist or something.

01:43:47.000 Yeah.

01:43:47.000 or a female athlete who opposes that.

01:43:49.000 It's like the obvious one that we were talking about.

01:43:51.000 Like, what if we actually had that conversation?

01:43:53.000 So the goal is to try and do that.

01:43:55.000 It's very difficult because as always, it's harder to get the left personalities to come on shows.

01:43:58.000 I know.

01:44:00.000 I doubt they would.

01:44:01.000 I don't know.

01:44:02.000 I mean, comics... I think that's awesome, though.

01:44:03.000 I think you should do it.

01:44:05.000 Yeah.

01:44:05.000 Or maybe I just have a comic.

01:44:06.000 Well, comics could be great.

01:44:07.000 Explain their size.

01:44:08.000 That'll be good.

01:44:08.000 Because, I mean, there's like a... They'll get you and a comedian.

01:44:10.000 There's a lot of comics.

01:44:11.000 Well, you remember when... That's actually a good idea.

01:44:13.000 I mean, I would do it.

01:44:14.000 I'd be like, you want to do a lap?

01:44:16.000 It'll just be her winning, I guess, and me with a ball hanging out of a bathing suit coughing up blood because I'm not good at sports.

01:44:24.000 The idea would be bring on anyone, be it left or right, and then have a comedian just attack them relentlessly.

01:44:32.000 Yeah.

01:44:33.000 No matter what they're doing or saying.

01:44:34.000 Just from like a lifeguard stand above it.

01:44:36.000 I feel like I saw you agreed with me.

01:44:38.000 You're like, nah.

01:44:40.000 Oh, we can call the show Gaslighting Men.

01:44:43.000 Yeah.

01:44:44.000 You just, you have a whistle and it's a little bit of sunscreen on your nose.

01:44:50.000 We have a whole bunch of superchats just saying, ahoy, ahoy, and ahoy, ahoy.

01:44:53.000 And ahoy, ahoy, ahoy.

01:44:57.000 I love it.

01:44:58.000 All right, SeriouslyJK says, Tim, our community is being attacked and our savings are being stolen by Wall Street hedge funds.

01:45:03.000 We need help stopping hedge fund shorters from bankrupting 535,000 community members of Celsius Network.

01:45:10.000 See CellShortSqueeze on Twitter, please.

01:45:13.000 I'm not familiar with that.

01:45:14.000 Do you guys know anything about that stuff?

01:45:15.000 The Celsius network is like a network.

01:45:17.000 Oh, I don't want to misrepresent the network.

01:45:18.000 But a lot of what these crypto companies are doing is their people will give them their crypto and then they'll use that as collateral to take out a loan from somewhere else.

01:45:24.000 Then they'll give that money to some other crypto network that uses that as collateral.

01:45:27.000 So it's Ponzi scheme. 0.97

01:45:28.000 And again, it's the same fractional reserve crap. 0.98

01:45:31.000 And they're getting their what they deserve, I think. 0.98

01:45:33.000 No offense.

01:45:33.000 I mean, I support the crypto community.

01:45:35.000 But if you play that game, you're going to get destroyed.

01:45:37.000 That's what happened at the Great Depression.

01:45:39.000 You see it now.

01:45:39.000 Yeah, you're not really self-investing either by yourself like through a coinbase or a certain exchange.

01:45:45.000 You're trusting somebody else with your assets that's unregulated.

01:45:48.000 All right, that guy says, Ian, thank you for constantly reminding everyone of the Afghanistan surrender.

01:45:54.000 It's easily lost among the multitude of scandals.

01:45:56.000 FYI, the bomber that killed 13 of my brothers was a Bagram-freed prisoner.

01:46:00.000 FJB, wow.

01:46:02.000 Thank you so much.

01:46:02.000 Thank you for bringing it up.

01:46:03.000 It's nice to hear someone else mention it.

01:46:05.000 Thank you so much.

01:46:06.000 Eric K says my red pill moment was when Colbert made fun of Eric Trump who was kid, who had done or said nothing political.

01:46:14.000 The fact that they will not touch Hunter Biden other than to cover for him is sick.

01:46:19.000 Yep.

01:46:19.000 I would say a good moment too was when he had the dancing syringes on his show, the vaccine needles.

01:46:25.000 That was like the moment where I realized Late Night was dead and I never wanted to be on it.

01:46:29.000 It's crazy, isn't it?

01:46:30.000 It was really the most disturbing thing I had ever seen on Late Night.

01:46:33.000 I mean, again, when we came up, all you wanted was a Letterman set, a set on Conan, and I mean, Letterman was just like back in the day and like Conan was weird.

01:46:46.000 I wasn't a fan of Leno, but apparently his hit Leno stand, he was very prolific as a comic.

01:46:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:46:52.000 And now it's just become like, yeah, I would say no.

01:46:56.000 I wouldn't want to be on that.

01:46:57.000 I'd like to, yeah.

01:46:59.000 I'd like to give an honorable mention to Brian Linden for his troll attempt, because it's really good.

01:47:07.000 Okay.

01:47:07.000 He says, why are we talking about Nancy Pelosi on the beach when she's using an obscure congressional rule to push through her agenda without a vote?

01:47:15.000 Just Google Nancy Pelosi rule 34 to find out more.

01:47:18.000 Don't Google that!

01:47:19.000 Don't do that!

01:47:20.000 Is this the new lemon party?

01:47:23.000 Oh my gosh.

01:47:24.000 Do you know what rule 34 means?

01:47:25.000 No.

01:47:25.000 If it exists, there's porn of it.

01:47:28.000 I'm not going to hit enter.

01:47:29.000 Don't do it, Ian!

01:47:31.000 You type in anything with N, so don't.

01:47:33.000 Oh man, I'm going to do it.

01:47:37.000 I'm using the Brave browser.

01:47:40.000 I did it.

01:47:41.000 They had my best intentions.

01:47:43.000 Alright.

01:47:44.000 CVA Buck says, Nuke worker here.

01:47:47.000 After the blast, 15 minutes until fallout starts.

01:47:50.000 24 hours is worst exposure.

01:47:52.000 Time, distance, shielding, inside, seal windows, basements, mid floors, best distance.

01:47:58.000 Shielding from roof, ground, where fallout settles.

01:48:00.000 Wow.

01:48:02.000 Interesting. 0.57

01:48:03.000 Crazy, man.

01:48:06.000 So get in the building? 0.97

01:48:07.000 Yes, get in the building.

01:48:08.000 Confirm.

01:48:09.000 I'm trying to make sure.

01:48:09.000 See all your windows.

01:48:10.000 Vgorilla says Russian Sarmat, uh, what does it say?

01:48:13.000 Sarnat?

01:48:14.000 Or Sarmat?

01:48:14.000 It says Sarmat 2 makes the Titan 2 look like a firecracker, plus it's second generation hypersonic with MIRVs.

01:48:20.000 There is no defense against it.

01:48:22.000 One Sarmat 2 can take out France. 0.95

01:48:25.000 Woohoo! 1.00

01:48:26.000 Amazing.

01:48:27.000 Yeah, what's up, man?

01:48:28.000 Thomas N says look up the Satan 2 nuclear Merv.

01:48:31.000 Yo.

01:48:32.000 Just the name alone.

01:48:33.000 I was like yeah that doesn't sound chill at all.

01:48:34.000 Yeah.

01:48:35.000 Yeah.

01:48:36.000 It's the second one.

01:48:37.000 Merv is an awful name.

01:48:38.000 Yes it is.

01:48:39.000 Poor Merv.

01:48:42.000 What is it?

01:48:43.000 Is Merv short for something?

01:48:44.000 Multi...Mervin? 0.98

01:48:45.000 Oh the name.

01:48:46.000 No I don't know.

01:48:47.000 Merv.

01:48:48.000 Merv.

01:48:49.000 No I have no idea.

01:48:50.000 Mini Strange Quark says I was a maintainer in the USAF Titan 2 ICBMs around Wichita,

01:48:53.000 Most people have zero idea of what a nuclear war will do.

01:48:56.000 The closest movie I can recommend is The Day After 1982.

01:48:58.000 It's not bad enough, though.

01:49:00.000 Great show.

01:49:01.000 Appreciate it.

01:49:02.000 Yeah, I would imagine most people do not know.

01:49:06.000 Yeah.

01:49:06.000 They are dead.

01:49:07.000 Yeah.

01:49:08.000 I'll say.

01:49:09.000 I think the only time it's ever actually been used in war is World War II.

01:49:11.000 And those were very small.

01:49:14.000 They don't even count as far as I can tell.

01:49:16.000 15 kilotons or whatever?

01:49:17.000 That's nothing.

01:49:19.000 And they worked.

01:49:21.000 Razgriz says, ICBM is faster, but we know all the launch spots and have satellites whose entire mission is to detect it.

01:49:28.000 Hypersonics take longer, but extremely hard to detect and even harder to intercept.

01:49:31.000 And they can turn on a dime, like turn 90.

01:49:33.000 They can be headed towards one city and then turn and go towards another one.

01:49:37.000 The future is seriously dangerous.

01:49:39.000 That's what I heard last night from one of these guys.

01:49:42.000 I remember I listened to a lot of podcasts last weekend.

01:49:46.000 All right.

01:49:46.000 Let's see.

01:49:47.000 Sam M says, I leave for 10 minutes and now they've nuked New York.

01:49:51.000 They keep telling people, you know, or we keep saying, get out of cities.

01:49:55.000 They certainly don't want people living in cities.

01:49:57.000 And now they're like, oh, there could be a nuclear strike.

01:49:58.000 It seems like they really don't want you there.

01:50:00.000 Yeah.

01:50:01.000 You know, especially when that's the PSA that they're making.

01:50:04.000 Hi.

01:50:05.000 Yeah.

01:50:06.000 Come skateboard and eat blackberries with us.

01:50:08.000 Now, sure, but I will mention as much as you want to avoid all that fallout, there is the possibility that if you get too much fallout, you'll turn into a ghoul.

01:50:17.000 Now ghouls are disfigured, but they are immortal.

01:50:19.000 Oh, that's true.

01:50:21.000 And special treatment.

01:50:23.000 Yeah.

01:50:24.000 Free college.

01:50:25.000 Got a good thing.

01:50:26.000 It's a fallout reference for those that aren't familiar.

01:50:28.000 They're probably like, what are you talking about?

01:50:30.000 I love the fallout series, man.

01:50:31.000 It's so good.

01:50:32.000 Oh yeah.

01:50:33.000 Alright, Jason Lindholm says, a MIRV has multiple warheads, like one warhead could hit all five boroughs at once, plus any military-industrial targets at the same time.

01:50:43.000 Watch First Strike, the old doc on the Cold War strategy.

01:50:47.000 Crazy.

01:50:49.000 The Chronicles of Chris says, didn't Russia help rebuild buildings that America bombed in Afghanistan?

01:50:54.000 Possibly.

01:50:56.000 Oh, here we go.

01:50:58.000 Chase understands.

01:50:59.000 Chase Borges says the nuclear warning is in case one of Pelosi's swimsuit top strips falls.

01:51:05.000 And one of those ICB milkers falls out.

01:51:08.000 Chase! 0.99

01:51:09.000 Chase! 0.99

01:51:09.000 Inappropriate. 0.99

01:51:11.000 Those could take out at least Brooklyn.

01:51:14.000 Get inside! 0.71

01:51:18.000 Oh man, that was awful.

01:51:20.000 Okay.

01:51:21.000 Now there's a whole bunch of Nancy Pelosi super chats. 0.98

01:51:23.000 Like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man when he cooks.

01:51:29.000 Oh man.

01:51:31.000 All right.

01:51:31.000 Carlos Caballero says, Hi Tim and crew.

01:51:35.000 Unfortunately, I've been really struggling to pay for my dog Bon Bon.

01:51:38.000 He's very sick and have given everything I have for him.

01:51:41.000 Any help would greatly appreciate at Bon Bon's medical expenses.

01:51:44.000 Go fund me.

01:51:45.000 Let me write that down.

01:51:46.000 Bon Bon.

01:51:47.000 Hang in there, dude.

01:51:48.000 It's so... I lost a cat over COVID and I like still think about him.

01:51:57.000 My iPhone memories are like, hey, you remember your ex and dead cat?

01:52:03.000 And so it's really hard.

01:52:04.000 And like, I mean, people are pretty cool about it now, but I mean, it...

01:52:10.000 You know, there are some ghouls who don't like animals, who will just be like, oh, it's just a pet or whatever. 0.57

01:52:17.000 I hate those people.

01:52:18.000 Dude, it's so hard.

01:52:20.000 So hang in there, too.

01:52:21.000 Like, I know you're trying to take care of your guy, but make sure you're taking care of yourself, too.

01:52:25.000 Paul Sikora says, when can I get a Dave Landau stand-up special on TimCast.com?

01:52:29.000 I mean, he's like Monday through Thursday on Crowder.

01:52:33.000 Yeah.

01:52:36.000 We shot one in Dallas, but I don't know if I'm gonna put it out because I'm just... I'm just anal. 0.99

01:52:43.000 No, it's funny. 0.99

01:52:45.000 It's very funny.

01:52:46.000 I just want to make it different.

01:52:47.000 I look fat.

01:52:50.000 There it is.

01:52:50.000 You know what we should do?

01:52:52.000 We should just edit it to make you really skinny instead.

01:52:54.000 Yeah, make me look ripped.

01:52:55.000 Make me look ripped to the point that it's obnoxious how obviously CGI it is.

01:53:00.000 Like Ang Lee's Hulk.

01:53:02.000 How long is it?

01:53:03.000 Uh, well we did, we taped like an hour and a half, but I probably cut it down to about 50.

01:53:07.000 50 minutes?

01:53:07.000 Yeah.

01:53:07.000 And how many frames per second?

01:53:09.000 24?

01:53:09.000 I have no idea.

01:53:10.000 We shot it on an old wheelie camera.

01:53:13.000 What we'll do is, 24 frames per second.

01:53:16.000 Gotcha.

01:53:16.000 50 minutes.

01:53:17.000 Okay.

01:53:17.000 So 50 times 60.

01:53:19.000 We got a lot of frames to go through.

01:53:21.000 But we'll use... You ever see the FaceApp handsomification thing they do?

01:53:26.000 Do what?

01:53:26.000 Every single frame, you'll just be... You know that Chad meme with the guy with the really big chin?

01:53:31.000 We'll just do that.

01:53:33.000 We'll just make me Bruce Campbell.

01:53:35.000 We'll edit you like you'll be lifting weights for your closer. 1.00

01:53:38.000 What's he doing?

01:53:39.000 No, I think I'm gonna put it out We're just kind of editing it around and depending on who wants to buy because you've had two different offers So it just depends on that and then we'll put it out.

01:53:47.000 What's a comedy special like I know Dave Chappelle gets tens of millions of dollars Oh, yeah, it's not gonna be like that.

01:53:52.000 It'll be but it'll be decent.

01:53:53.000 You know, like make a living Does it like you buy a Ferrari or something?

01:53:57.000 Oh, yeah, I could I could You know, I could pay off a house in Detroit.

01:54:01.000 So I mean, it's at least one dollar. It's a man dollars upwards of three figures measure

01:54:06.000 The low end of three figures Yeah, well, I mean, I'm not saying rich.

01:54:14.000 I could buy a house in Detroit or Gary, Indiana.

01:54:19.000 I could buy the old Jackson 5 house.

01:54:21.000 I don't feel bad for making fun of Detroit, but I do feel bad for making fun of Gary, Indiana.

01:54:25.000 Well, yeah, because Detroit, you know, people still want to live there.

01:54:30.000 No, well, I mean, have you been to Gary?

01:54:32.000 I have not.

01:54:33.000 I've been through Gary.

01:54:33.000 I've heard.

01:54:35.000 I've heard tale.

01:54:36.000 Yeah, most people get off at Gary and they go, I gotta use the bathroom before Chicago, and they're like, I'll just urinate all over my car.

01:54:45.000 Andrew Osler says, Tim, big fan for Super Chat, love Dave Lando.

01:54:48.000 He has been such a fantastic addition to Louder With Crowder.

01:54:51.000 Also, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

01:54:54.000 This is what we know about Hunter.

01:54:55.000 What has Joe been up to in the last 50 years?

01:54:58.000 Yeah.

01:54:59.000 Yeah, you know, Joe Biden is a great man, and Hunter Biden is not.

01:55:02.000 So I have to imagine that anything Hunter does, Joe Biden does tenfold.

01:55:05.000 Yes. 0.98

01:55:06.000 So 30 hookers? 1.00

01:55:08.000 300. 0.98

01:55:08.000 Easy. 0.98

01:55:10.000 Joe, he's got all the ladies like, come on, man! 1.00

01:55:13.000 Yeah, like, Hunter lets him leave.

01:55:18.000 Yeah, Joe doesn't need to cross J-State lines because they're all in the White House basement.

01:55:23.000 That's true.

01:55:24.000 They don't go anywhere.

01:55:25.000 They just go, the only place they go is six feet downward.

01:55:28.000 Nathan Harrison says they want to scare you into support for Ukraine with that PSA.

01:55:33.000 They want you to believe that if Ukraine loses, then the US is next.

01:55:36.000 I think so.

01:55:37.000 That was one of the first things I thought.

01:55:39.000 Scare, fear porn. 0.96

01:55:41.000 That Russia is going to be like, let's nuke New York City. 0.98

01:55:45.000 Yeah, like why put that in people's heads?

01:55:47.000 I mean, I guess I understand.

01:55:49.000 You think that if people are- everything's gonna be fine if ducking inside a building if that happens?

01:55:53.000 Like, plan for the next nine months if something like that happens.

01:55:56.000 Start by getting out of a city if something like that happens.

01:55:58.000 You shouldn't be in a city to begin with.

01:56:00.000 Civilization II is an awesome game.

01:56:02.000 It's like back in the 90s.

01:56:03.000 I used to play it all the time when I was a kid.

01:56:05.000 And now I just like nuke everyone.

01:56:07.000 That was the Gandhi thing. 0.60

01:56:08.000 It was a bug in the game where if you ever had a treaty with Gandhi and you betrayed the treaty, he'd just nuke you and never stop nuking you.

01:56:14.000 And the bug was so funny that they left it throughout the game that Gandhi will go insane on you if you betray him.

01:56:19.000 Well, any world leader in civilization can have various traits.

01:56:21.000 Aggressive, peaceful, whatever.

01:56:23.000 But I would always just like... I'd play to the point where I was done playing and then I would just mass produce nukes and just send them all off and just...

01:56:29.000 And it's like, what happens is a bunch of skulls start appearing everywhere in the ground, because your radioactive waste is everywhere, and then global warming happens, and then cities crumble and roads collapse.

01:56:40.000 If your opponents have foolishly built cities on the water, those cities go under when you start launching the nukes. 0.80

01:56:46.000 There was a funny story where a guy said he was like he had played the game for like a decade Civilization 2 and he was on like the year 5000 or something because he just like had always played the game since he was young and just always would reload the save and The whole world was just people constantly nuking each other and everything was wiped out except for the ability to build nukes Yeah, it's completely accurate But The funny thing about those games is that they don't, they can only have, they can only have technology in them that we know about.

01:57:15.000 So like there's technology, in the latest version of Civ, what is it like seven or six?

01:57:18.000 Six.

01:57:19.000 Six has technological advancements that two obviously doesn't have because it's been 30 years almost.

01:57:23.000 Yeah.

01:57:24.000 So it's, it's funny to see how, how different it'll become, you know?

01:57:27.000 But they just had to kind of stop.

01:57:29.000 So like for a game that goes on for a thousand years, it's like, yeah, if we never developed any new technology outside of this, now we've got crazy like laser weapons.

01:57:36.000 Do you guys know what the laser induced plasma channel is?

01:57:38.000 No.

01:57:40.000 I guess they gave up on this, but the idea was, how do you... Look, I'm in the military, right?

01:57:46.000 I'm in the military, right?

01:57:48.000 And, you know, I see Jamie's over there, and I want to strike him with lightning.

01:57:53.000 So what do I do to make that happen?

01:57:55.000 They figured it out.

01:57:55.000 How about talk it out?

01:57:57.000 They figured it out.

01:57:57.000 What you do is, you use a very powerful infrared laser, which Superheated ionizes the air come on man creating a channel that electricity can travel through So they could point it at you and then when they when they pull the trigger it flickers this laser and then the electricity instantly because Overcharge just BAM whenever it's pointed at all right super cool.

01:58:21.000 I think it's an electro shock, but it just like yeah crushes your insides It burns you from the inside guys Now the upside is it's not all it's not all downside.

01:58:30.000 It sounds really The upside is you can use an electrolaser to send hydrogen from Saturn into the Sun and sustain the being.

01:58:37.000 And on people you don't like.

01:58:39.000 All right.

01:58:41.000 That's right.

01:58:42.000 There's also really small versions they make.

01:58:44.000 What a fun weapon.

01:58:47.000 You know how quickly you get in lines?

01:58:49.000 Somebody made a door.

01:58:51.000 Yes.

01:58:51.000 They made a door that has a whole bunch of small laser-induced plasma channels.

01:58:55.000 Yeah.

01:58:55.000 So it's constantly just, you can see arcs of electricity flickering.

01:58:59.000 It's basically creating like a walk-through-this-and-get-shocked thing, you know, like you don't want to walk through it.

01:59:05.000 Whoa.

01:59:05.000 Yeah, and then I remember, like, Command & Conquer.

01:59:06.000 Remember the Tesla coils?

01:59:08.000 Yeah!

01:59:08.000 That was the first time I'd heard of them.

01:59:10.000 I didn't even know Tesla was a real guy until I saw the video game.

01:59:12.000 I was like, wow, this is a neat fantasy creation that if you walk up to it, it electrocutes you and kills you.

01:59:17.000 I was much happier when the only video game I remembered was Duck Hunt.

01:59:20.000 You know, if you take the gun and you point it at the bottom of the screen, right up on the screen, you pull the trigger, it kills any duck anywhere on the screen.

01:59:28.000 No!

01:59:28.000 No.

01:59:28.000 Try it out, get a Nintendo, try it out.

01:59:29.000 The originals.

01:59:30.000 Yep, the original one.

01:59:31.000 That's all you had to do because none of them actually worked.

01:59:34.000 You'd be sitting there pointing at the duck, angry.

01:59:36.000 How did it actually work?

01:59:39.000 It didn't!

01:59:41.000 No, I mean in the 1986 one when we got it, like for the first time, it did not... I swear to you, it didn't work.

01:59:47.000 When I had it, it worked.

01:59:48.000 You'd point it to the duck and pull the trigger and it would work.

01:59:50.000 And I guess the idea was that it took a picture of it or something?

01:59:52.000 Oh, okay.

01:59:53.000 I'm looking it up now.

01:59:54.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

01:59:54.000 How did that work?

01:59:55.000 And I wonder, like... I think our TV was just garbage. 0.99

01:59:57.000 What if you took another TV and paused it? 0.99

02:00:01.000 And then whenever the duck popped up, you just shut the pause to one?

02:00:04.000 And it would kill the live one?

02:00:05.000 Oh my goodness.

02:00:06.000 I'm gonna try that out.

02:00:06.000 I bought Duck Hunt.

02:00:07.000 I'm gonna go try that.

02:00:07.000 Oh, I don't have the blaster though.

02:00:08.000 Gotta get the blaster.

02:00:09.000 The Zapper.

02:00:10.000 The Zapper.

02:00:11.000 That's what it's called?

02:00:12.000 Yeah.

02:00:12.000 I still like the Wii.

02:00:14.000 I'm still on it.

02:00:15.000 We got Sword and Scale with a massive super chat.

02:00:17.000 Yo, shout out Sword and Scale.

02:00:18.000 Really appreciate it.

02:00:19.000 Dave Landau and Tim Pool is one hell of a pairing.

02:00:22.000 Please do this again.

02:00:23.000 Also, please tell Dave I can't wait to see him in Houston in September at the Smart Financial Center.

02:00:28.000 Awesome.

02:00:28.000 Thank you, dude.

02:00:29.000 I love Sword and Scale.

02:00:30.000 An update, Teespring does have onesies.

02:00:34.000 Jessica just contacted me about it.

02:00:36.000 Sorry, bad news.

02:00:37.000 The onesies are the only ones made by child slaves.

02:00:40.000 They thought it would be ironic.

02:00:43.000 That's actually not true.

02:00:44.000 Buy the onesies.

02:00:46.000 I guess we'll make the step on snakes on its way.

02:00:48.000 So keep your eyes on the prize.

02:00:51.000 We'll sell like 12 of them.

02:00:52.000 Yeah, it'll be good.

02:00:53.000 Oh well, we have a Faraday cage.

02:00:56.000 The PSA and nuclear tech was all wrong. Start with getting flat on the ground. The EMP will

02:01:01.000 mean you lose all electronics. Please don't believe these people. Oh, well, we have a

02:01:05.000 Faraday cage. I'm not supposed to tell people, am I? No, you're not.

02:01:09.000 What the heck?

02:01:10.000 So, uh, we have a Faraday cage.

02:01:11.000 We actually have a bunch of them.

02:01:13.000 And you know what that does?

02:01:14.000 Like the MP, when it hits, it's a, it's a, it like blocks the frequencies from going inside.

02:01:19.000 Yeah.

02:01:20.000 They're microwaves.

02:01:21.000 We have a bunch of them.

02:01:22.000 Yeah.

02:01:23.000 My new job rules.

02:01:25.000 Put your cell phone in a microwave.

02:01:27.000 Yeah.

02:01:28.000 I know that in case like the feds.

02:01:31.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

02:01:32.000 You don't actually take microwave off.

02:01:32.000 Or is that like a movie?

02:01:33.000 Yeah, it was in a movie.

02:01:35.000 So, if there's a weak EMP, you can put stuff in a microwave to protect them.

02:01:39.000 Really?

02:01:40.000 Yeah.

02:01:41.000 So, like, preppers will, like, light preppers will just bury a microwave with, like, some phones and batteries and emergency stuff in it that they want to use after, you know, the apocalypse or whatever.

02:01:50.000 Yeah.

02:01:50.000 Or the big flare from the sun comes.

02:01:53.000 But you need, like, people don't understand, I've been in an actual research Faraday cage before, Powerful enough signals can get through it you need to like

02:02:01.000 multi-layer it if you really want to protect yourself from like a nuclear EMP

02:02:05.000 I feel like if there was an attack and I was still friends with my old friends and I'd be like hey

02:02:09.000 What are we gonna do and they'd be like cancel Chris Pratt Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to record the Tim cast

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02:02:34.000 Dave, do you want to shout anything out?

02:02:35.000 Yeah, shout out to everybody who listens to Loud with Crowder.

02:02:39.000 And also, please come to the Columbus Funnybone this weekend.

02:02:42.000 I will be there.

02:02:43.000 And yeah, DaveLando.com.

02:02:45.000 And yeah, that's about it.

02:02:47.000 Right on.

02:02:48.000 Dave, you're really funny, dude.

02:02:49.000 Thank you, sir.

02:02:50.000 It's nice to finally meet you.

02:02:51.000 Yeah, I'm gonna start listening to Crowder, I guess.

02:02:55.000 Yeah, if you want to know my send-up dates, I will be in Houston, Dayton, Austin, and L.A.

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02:03:05.000 I have had the most fun.

02:03:07.000 It's so nice to have funny fans again.

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02:03:22.000 And it's going to continue.

02:03:23.000 I am now here.

02:03:25.000 I live here.

02:03:25.000 And then I also have a podcast, A F-Up's Guide to the Universe, which you can get.

02:03:30.000 Just search it on Spotify or iTunes or go to JamieKilsteinPodcast.com.

02:03:35.000 I read a little bit about the zapper.

02:03:36.000 It's just a little too complex to try and explain right now.

02:03:39.000 I think it does take a picture of these flashes on the screen and then tells the gun which one did it aim at.

02:03:44.000 But hey, let me tell you something I do know.

02:03:46.000 Pingtrip launched a hilarious... I guess you call it a...

02:03:51.000 A parody video.

02:03:52.000 Parody?

02:03:52.000 Yeah, I think so.

02:03:53.000 Of our episode with Chloe Carmichael and it's on his YouTube channel.

02:03:57.000 It's extreme fun.

02:03:57.000 I've watched it like five or six times so far.

02:03:59.000 Just for the little moments that I keep crying with laughter.

02:04:01.000 It's hilarious.

02:04:03.000 So check that out.

02:04:03.000 If you want to follow me, iancrossland.net.

02:04:05.000 Get through there to any one of my social media accounts and hit me up there.

02:04:08.000 See you later.

02:04:09.000 If you guys do want to check out that Ping Trip video, it's P-1-N-G, Ping Trip, and he has a YouTube channel.

02:04:15.000 And yeah, we're on there with Dr. Chloe Carmichael.

02:04:16.000 I need to send that to her.

02:04:17.000 I bet she would find that.

02:04:18.000 She's seen it, yeah.

02:04:19.000 She commented on it.

02:04:20.000 Oh my gosh, that's awesome.

02:04:20.000 Good for her.

02:04:21.000 She's a great, great guest.

02:04:23.000 As were you, Dave, as are you always, Jamie, for sure.

02:04:25.000 Thank you.

02:04:25.000 Thank you for having me.

02:04:26.000 Hilarious gentleman.

02:04:27.000 Good evening.

02:04:28.000 And thank you guys for watching this evening.

02:04:30.000 And you guys can follow me on Twitter and Minds.com at sarahpetchlitz, as well as sarahpetchlitz.me.

02:04:35.000 We will see all of you over at TimCast.com.

02:04:38.000 You don't want to miss it.

02:04:39.000 Thanks for hanging out.

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