Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Timcast IRL - GOP Launches Probe Into Biden Family HUMAN TRAFFICKING Ties w-Landau & Ashley St.Clair

00:00:00.000 They say there was no red wave.

00:00:21.000 Well, I don't care what they say.

00:00:23.000 I think there was.

00:00:24.000 I mean, the Republicans won five million more votes in the popular vote, and they won where they need to, in the House.

00:00:29.000 Now the Republicans have announced they've launched an investigation of Joe Biden.

00:00:33.000 This is not just of Hunter Biden, it is of the Biden crime family!

00:00:36.000 At least that's what's trending on Twitter.

00:00:38.000 I know, it's a little silly because it kind of makes it seem like the Bidens are competent.

00:00:42.000 But yeah, Joe and Hunter are implicated in a bunch of crimes.

00:00:46.000 The craziest revelation, I suppose, and I guess we kind of knew this, but to hear them say it, the Biden family is implicated in human trafficking.

00:00:54.000 Seriously, this guy's the president?

00:00:56.000 Okay, that'll get interesting.

00:00:58.000 So we definitely gotta talk about that.

00:00:59.000 But we also need to talk about Nancy Pelosi.

00:01:03.000 She's out.

00:01:04.000 Nancy Pelosi has announced she will not seek the Democratic leadership, but she's gonna stay in Congress for the time being.

00:01:10.000 But basically, nothing.

00:01:12.000 There you go, bye bye.

00:01:13.000 Nancy Pelosi fired, so hey, congratulations midterm. 1.00

00:01:16.000 This is what happens when you get your friends, you go out and you vote.

00:01:18.000 Now all you gotta do is get ready for that ballot harvesting stuff.

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00:03:12.000 Joining us tonight, We have two amazing guests.

00:03:15.000 We've got Ashley St.

00:03:16.000 Clair.

00:03:16.000 Hello, hello!

00:03:18.000 Who are you? 0.98

00:03:19.000 I am, you know, a professional online crap poster. 0.99

00:03:23.000 But more importantly... Keeping it family friendly. 0.99

00:03:25.000 Yeah, I don't want you to get nuked online.

00:03:28.000 So, but I'm over at the Babylon Bee.

00:03:29.000 I do operations over there.

00:03:30.000 Oh, very cool.

00:03:32.000 And get in trouble for my tweets.

00:03:33.000 It's called the fecal matter poster.

00:03:35.000 I'm a fecal matter poster.

00:03:36.000 That's right.

00:03:37.000 That's right.

00:03:38.000 And we also have Dave Landau.

00:03:40.000 Hi, I'm chewing.

00:03:40.000 Why are you chewing?

00:03:41.000 What are you eating?

00:03:41.000 Because I'm professional.

00:03:43.000 Those are Ian's rocks!

00:03:44.000 Don't eat them!

00:03:45.000 Stop! 1.00

00:03:46.000 I thought they were magic.

00:03:48.000 I'm playing Magic the Gathering with his stuff.

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00:03:52.000 Oh, there's acid in this.

00:03:55.000 There would be!

00:03:56.000 I'm a guy.

00:03:57.000 Yeah, I heard him talking about acid with Milo on the show the other day.

00:03:59.000 They were having an argument.

00:04:01.000 Yes, Milo just basically told him his brain was broken, and Ian just went, mm-hmm.

00:04:05.000 Yeah, I was like, no, I agree.

00:04:07.000 I've done a lot of acid, and I was like, he's right.

00:04:08.000 They're both right.

00:04:09.000 Yeah, I mean, he didn't disagree, so.

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00:05:08.000 All right, let's talk about the news from Newsweek.

00:05:12.000 From Newsweek, of all sources.

00:05:14.000 I know.

00:05:14.000 Republicans tie Hunter Biden to human trafficking, announced probe.

00:05:18.000 Let me pause right there.

00:05:20.000 They explicitly stated this is an investigation of Joe Biden.

00:05:24.000 So, Newsweek, they're talking about it, but they're trying to, you know, maybe the goal of the article is to be like, it's Hunter, not Joe.

00:05:32.000 But, you know, I'll be specific.

00:05:34.000 They said they were announcing an investigation into Joe.

00:05:36.000 They didn't specifically say Joe Biden was trafficking people, although I think he was with the illegal immigrants. 0.84

00:05:42.000 Yes, he was.

00:05:43.000 Okay, never mind, he was.

00:05:44.000 Was this broken by Geek Squad or who did it?

00:05:47.000 Which one?

00:05:48.000 It just depends on the source.

00:05:49.000 Which, was it a computer that was returned?

00:05:51.000 Like, who knows?

00:05:52.000 Oh, I see.

00:05:52.000 Where did they get the intel?

00:05:54.000 Actually, I think it was some Republicans in Tennessee who filmed the children being trafficked on US military planes around the country by the Biden administration.

00:06:05.000 Oh, right.

00:06:06.000 I mean, he literally was trafficking children.

00:06:08.000 Oh, good for him. 0.99

00:06:10.000 I thought it was the Hunter-sex-Russian-prostitute thing. 0.98

00:06:13.000 Oh, no, I mean, yes, yes.

00:06:14.000 I don't mean to not keep it clean for the family-friendly people watching, it's just that's what he did.

00:06:18.000 They're called Ladies of the Night.

00:06:19.000 I'm sorry, you're right.

00:06:20.000 And, you know, Hunter Biden did love Ladies of the Night, particularly from Russia, which, you know, a lot of people were going crazy about, specifically speculating that Donald Trump had relations with in some kind of hotel rooms.

00:06:32.000 But again, Here we actually have some real-life proof of Hunter Biden taking videos and photos of some absolutely crazy behavior that do violate a lot of laws.

00:06:41.000 Lady of the night.

00:06:42.000 I mean, I feel like, you know, it's archaic.

00:06:45.000 Maybe something like adult physical therapist.

00:06:47.000 Lady who puts down a tarp. 0.84

00:06:50.000 Yeah.

00:06:50.000 Couch wrecker.

00:06:51.000 Well, they can work during the day.

00:06:53.000 I mean, I think a lot of these videos of Hunter were, you know... During the day?

00:06:56.000 Yeah, so, you know, just adult physical therapy.

00:07:00.000 We'll just call it that, you know?

00:07:01.000 Some blood into morning.

00:07:02.000 I mean, literally, bleeding.

00:07:03.000 I love that he vlogged the whole thing, too.

00:07:06.000 The whole thing is well documented.

00:07:08.000 He's like the new David Dobrik.

00:07:10.000 You know, he's an artist.

00:07:12.000 He's ahead of his time.

00:07:14.000 And it's really incredible, you know, the Sima Tverte that he presented to the general public.

00:07:19.000 Truly an artist of our time.

00:07:21.000 My favorite is the Eminem photo.

00:07:24.000 If you haven't seen the M&M book, I was measuring a member of his with M&Ms.

00:07:30.000 Yep.

00:07:31.000 And Hunter took a picture of it.

00:07:32.000 He was I don't want to look at those pictures.

00:07:34.000 And he was using mini M&Ms.

00:07:35.000 It's the best!

00:07:36.000 I was like, this is gonna be my wallpaper.

00:07:40.000 Yeah, he did.

00:07:41.000 Okay, well, let's let's let's let's see what they're talking about.

00:07:44.000 Well, they're specifically looking into a number of charges.

00:07:46.000 They're looking to see if they could charge him with conspiracy or defrauding the United States, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violation of the Foreign Corruption Practices Act, violation of the Victims of Trafficking and Violence Protection Act of 2000, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering.

00:08:06.000 Those are the charges.

00:08:07.000 Those are what they're looking into.

00:08:08.000 Joe?

00:08:10.000 I think Hunter and Joe, since this Newsweek article talks about how they had bank accounts that were co-mingled together.

00:08:19.000 They obviously also shared phone numbers.

00:08:21.000 They obviously also were in business together.

00:08:23.000 It's pretty clear, no matter how many times Joe Biden tries to deny this, it's very clear that there was a lot of communication, a lot of back and forth, business dealings, a lot of Air Force Two, a lot of lucrative contracts in Ukraine and in China that he was not supposed to get, that he got, Along, of course, with his vlogging of smoking crack, being with ladies of the night, and having firearms everywhere.

00:08:45.000 One firearm that he left outside of a school zone, which he got in trouble for.

00:08:49.000 In a trash can.

00:08:50.000 Thank you.

00:08:50.000 In a trash can.

00:08:51.000 At least he tried to hide it.

00:08:54.000 I just want to simplify.

00:08:55.000 The way George tried to hide a cannoli on Seinfeld.

00:08:58.000 I just want to simplify this for everybody really quick.

00:09:01.000 Outside of all of this, I'm sure there's gonna be a bunch of people on the left or, you know, Democrats desperately trying to defend Joe being like, this is nonsense.

00:09:09.000 It's so preposterous.

00:09:09.000 It's fake news.

00:09:11.000 But they shared bank accounts.

00:09:13.000 And right there is the is the morsel of whoa, whoa, whoa, because let me tell you something.

00:09:17.000 Yeah, I tried to buy my mom like a toaster. 1.00

00:09:19.000 And my account is like, you can't do that.

00:09:21.000 Like you cannot have like, You give something to somebody, it is a gift.

00:09:27.000 It is tracked.

00:09:27.000 It goes towards that.

00:09:29.000 If you share a bank account, you're making it basically impossible to track how much you're giving to another person.

00:09:36.000 There's no circumstance where... I guess if Joe Biden and Hunter Biden were both officers of a corporation or something like that, And they both had executive access to a bank account.

00:09:48.000 That could make sense.

00:09:49.000 But hey, hold on there a minute.

00:09:50.000 That would mean that Joe Biden lied and was directly involved in business with his son.

00:09:54.000 Otherwise, it just sounds like some weird, at the very least, tax evasion or, you know, income commingling, which is already a problem.

00:10:01.000 Well, the human trafficking is definitely related to the Ladies of the Night. 0.99

00:10:05.000 He bought a lot of them, and especially from Eastern Europe, who knows?

00:10:10.000 Some people might speculate that he was Swalwelled.

00:10:13.000 That's also another possibility here, but that's charges alone.

00:10:16.000 No, he was picking them out like it was a Wendy's menu.

00:10:19.000 He was saying, I don't like this one, you know, take the lettuce off of that one.

00:10:21.000 He really was picking them out on these text messages.

00:10:25.000 It was well documented.

00:10:26.000 But Tim, I do want to say, you said the left is going to come out and say it's not true.

00:10:30.000 I don't know that they're going to say much of anything, to be honest.

00:10:33.000 I think they're just going to ignore it.

00:10:35.000 Because that's what they do when these things come out, that there's a mountain of evidence.

00:10:38.000 They just ignore it.

00:10:39.000 They didn't really sound like spies though, did they?

00:10:42.000 Well, who knows?

00:10:43.000 There were a lot of them.

00:10:45.000 How much intel are you going to get with really just a half hour each?

00:10:48.000 But the caveat here, at least we give big tech social media something to censor in the future, just like the Hunter Biden laptop story.

00:10:55.000 At least now we're going to have the censors at Facebook and Twitter and Instagram busy with more work.

00:11:01.000 So at least, you know, they're going to have something to do.

00:11:03.000 I hear you, but I'm actually kind of optimistic.

00:11:06.000 You know, Facebook came out and said they're not going to be fact-checking Trump's campaign because he's running or something like that.

00:11:11.000 Elon Musk buys Twitter.

00:11:13.000 So I'm kind of like, I think maybe the extremists shot their shot, and they can't keep that up.

00:11:21.000 At a certain point, you're trying to hold back a river, and the dam bursts.

00:11:26.000 Yes.

00:11:27.000 You know, they censor everything.

00:11:28.000 We all know the scandal of the Hunter Biden laptop censorship.

00:11:32.000 They can't pull that off again.

00:11:33.000 I mean... Can they?

00:11:34.000 Well, it's filled with everything he just said.

00:11:36.000 So it's like, if they can bring out the scratches, I mean, yes.

00:11:40.000 But look, with Republicans controlling the House, if all we get is Nancy Pelosi is fired and they launch this investigation, this investigation alone is going to make it impossible.

00:11:51.000 YouTube took down C-SPAN videos of Rand Paul talking because he said a naughty name.

00:11:56.000 No.

00:11:57.000 Now, if they're all saying it, they can't just—if YouTube started banning C-SPAN outright, people might be like, hey, wait a minute.

00:12:04.000 They took down one video and hoped nobody noticed.

00:12:06.000 They took down a Fox News video and hoped nobody noticed.

00:12:09.000 But if they're going to have a committee putting out videos, if they're going to have a January 6th-style inquiry, ain't nothing they can do about it.

00:12:16.000 Well, C-SPAN after dark's pretty hot.

00:12:18.000 I hope they do a J6 trial for this, you know, a J6 style investigation. 0.94

00:12:24.000 They should do the whole nine.

00:12:25.000 They should put the Hunter Biden laptop contents on the screen for the whole world to see.

00:12:30.000 I don't know about that.

00:12:31.000 It's never going to happen on C-SPAN.

00:12:33.000 Steaming evidence.

00:12:33.000 Absolutely.

00:12:34.000 It's all there.

00:12:35.000 It's all vlogged by Hunter Biden on crack.

00:12:37.000 It's all there.

00:12:38.000 It's a light to see though.

00:12:40.000 My favorite C-SPAN After Dark was when all the Democrats called in saying they were quitting the party.

00:12:44.000 Do you guys remember that?

00:12:45.000 That was crazy.

00:12:47.000 It was a few years ago.

00:12:48.000 But it was just like, I remember pulling the video up and pressing play, and it was just a guy being like, I don't know what they're doing!

00:12:53.000 They lost their minds!

00:12:54.000 I'm voting Republican now!

00:12:56.000 And I'm like, wow.

00:12:57.000 But there's also a possibility that we might find something even more sinister.

00:13:01.000 I think there's a big probability for this as well, because when we look at what's been happening throughout the last few years, the FBI knew a lot of this was happening.

00:13:09.000 They had the laptop.

00:13:10.000 They had interviews with Tony Bobulinski.

00:13:12.000 They chose to, of course, censor and cover it up.

00:13:15.000 What was inside of that laptop?

00:13:17.000 What are also the very weird photos with children inside of that laptop?

00:13:21.000 Which I think is something that could essentially be something that will shock the American public to the point where there's no returning from it.

00:13:30.000 And I think there's a possibility of that happening.

00:13:32.000 Maybe the game is to slow roll it to the point where everyone's heard a little bit without getting shocked too much.

00:13:38.000 So when they finally come out and admit it, everyone's gonna be like, well, yeah, dude, we know.

00:13:41.000 Well, they also raided Giuliani's house, and he's like, it's right here!

00:13:44.000 And they're like, no, we came for everything else.

00:13:46.000 Yeah.

00:13:47.000 He had the laptop.

00:13:47.000 He had the Hunter Biden laptop with the weird photos of the children.

00:13:52.000 Let's be honest here.

00:13:52.000 Yeah.

00:13:53.000 It would have been funny if they arrested Giuliani for possession.

00:14:00.000 They're like, oh, you got those images, but you got it.

00:14:04.000 Yeah, it's on you.

00:14:05.000 It's not just Hunter, though.

00:14:07.000 It's also, I mean, that whole family's disturbed.

00:14:09.000 All of his children are very disturbed.

00:14:12.000 The Ashley Biden diary was one of the most disturbing things I ever read, and after I read it, I felt bad.

00:14:17.000 Yeah, I have a quote here, but I don't think we could read it online.

00:14:20.000 She was very disturbed.

00:14:22.000 She talks about showering with her father.

00:14:23.000 That whole family is disturbing.

00:14:25.000 She talks about her grandfather.

00:14:27.000 Right?

00:14:28.000 She talked about how she had to shower at night because she was afraid Biden was going to come into the shower with her.

00:14:35.000 That's literally in there.

00:14:36.000 What if when Biden broke his leg, it wasn't the dog, but like his granddaughter?

00:14:41.000 Or some kind of child fighting back.

00:14:42.000 Be like, no!

00:14:44.000 Could be!

00:14:45.000 Nowadays, especially with, you know, the island that they all go to, especially, you know, since the island closed down, they got to, you know, I think he was probably just fighting back the nurses.

00:14:45.000 Who knows?

00:14:53.000 He's like, don't put it in again.

00:14:55.000 I'm ready to go.

00:14:55.000 Stop pumping me up.

00:14:56.000 He does have very powdery bones.

00:14:58.000 I mean, that man is not filled with calcium.

00:15:00.000 Remember when, uh, during the Alex Jones trial, the prosecution was like, you think that the powerful global elites are trafficking children?

00:15:07.000 And he goes, what do you mean?

00:15:08.000 Like Epstein did with the Clintons?

00:15:10.000 And then they made the thug life video.

00:15:11.000 Now, if anyone ever brings that up, they're like, oh, you believe some weird conspiracy about, you know, elites trafficking people.

00:15:16.000 I'll be like, you mean like the investigation the Republicans have open into the Biden family?

00:15:22.000 Look, you can call it a conspiracy, but then you have to contend with the fact that the majority of Congress is investigating that.

00:15:28.000 So yeah, they're a cult.

00:15:30.000 I rewatched that Sam Harris clip where he's like, there is nothing on the Hunter Biden laptop that is bad as Trump University.

00:15:37.000 And I'm like, my guy, there's like illicit pictures of children.

00:15:41.000 You're saying that Donald Trump scammed some people out of cash.

00:15:45.000 The Bidens are implicated in human trafficking.

00:15:48.000 Sam Harris, he lost his mind.

00:15:50.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:15:52.000 And, like, you compare the two.

00:15:54.000 There's no comparison.

00:15:55.000 What about Trump's steaks?

00:16:00.000 Not bad, actually.

00:16:00.000 And you know what's funny, too?

00:16:01.000 I remember... I wasn't serious.

00:16:03.000 Well, no, no, look, during Trump's campaign...

00:16:05.000 They were saying that all of his businesses failed, and it was the weirdest thing.

00:16:09.000 They were like, what happened to Trump Water?

00:16:11.000 What happened to Trump Steaks or Trump Magazine?

00:16:13.000 And I was sitting in Trump Doral in Florida looking at a bottle of Trump Water with a Trump Magazine and a menu showing Trump Steak.

00:16:19.000 And I'm like, do these people not understand that the companies he started are suppliers for his hotels?

00:16:24.000 Like, he doesn't sell Trump steak in the grocery store.

00:16:28.000 He's making his own stuff, so he lowers his costs.

00:16:31.000 Right.

00:16:32.000 It's just so insane.

00:16:33.000 And I think out of like 500 businesses, 5 went bankrupt.

00:16:36.000 And so they're like, look at all those bankruptcies!

00:16:38.000 Okay, dude, you believe fake... Google it.

00:16:40.000 Okay, come on.

00:16:42.000 They don't even do that.

00:16:43.000 No, it's sad.

00:16:45.000 Very sad.

00:16:45.000 Let's talk about this next story.

00:16:46.000 that were just kind of mad about it because he was president and it was kind of watch just fun

00:16:50.000 to watch them project how angry they were because they didn't think it would happen.

00:16:53.000 She just had like Mark Cuban like it's all failed. You're Mark Cuban. Yeah. Let's talk about this

00:17:00.000 next story. If there's anything good that came out of these midterms, Nancy Pelosi will step

00:17:05.000 down as Democratic House leader. Finally. Oh, yeah.

00:17:09.000 All right.

00:17:09.000 Pelosi, you're out.

00:17:10.000 You're fired.

00:17:11.000 And, uh, okay.

00:17:12.000 She says she wants to make room for the next generation, and, uh, it's just as bad.

00:17:17.000 You know, they're the same.

00:17:18.000 Who is it?

00:17:18.000 Hank Jeffries or something?

00:17:20.000 So, I don't know, man.

00:17:21.000 Are you guys... She's fired. 1.00

00:17:24.000 Well, she's got to go spend more time at home, so Paul stops picking up young men.

00:17:28.000 Is that what he was doing?

00:17:30.000 Well, it's a theory.

00:17:31.000 You know, you don't want to say for sure, but maybe.

00:17:34.000 He got hit with a hammer by one.

00:17:35.000 I heard.

00:17:36.000 By somebody.

00:17:37.000 Maybe.

00:17:37.000 Possibly.

00:17:38.000 By a man in his underwear.

00:17:41.000 No, no, no.

00:17:42.000 They changed that story.

00:17:43.000 Oh, really?

00:17:44.000 He wasn't in his underwear.

00:17:46.000 Oh.

00:17:47.000 I think Paul was in his underwear, actually.

00:17:49.000 You bring a feral cat in the house and you want it to be nice, but He's got a hammer.

00:17:53.000 You know, that is sad, too, because I kind of get it.

00:17:56.000 We have Bocas.

00:17:57.000 He's our cat.

00:17:58.000 Yeah.

00:17:58.000 And he was initially a stray, and he just pisses all over the floor all the time.

00:18:02.000 And, like, there's no training him.

00:18:02.000 Right.

00:18:04.000 He'll just, like, walk, and then he'll look you in the eyes and just let her rip. 0.99

00:18:06.000 So I get it when Paul brings in these guys, and he's, like, a crazy hippie, and he's, like, we're going to have a good time cracking the head with a hammer. 1.00

00:18:15.000 So who's the... 0.91

00:18:17.000 Who was the third party that opened the door?

00:18:19.000 Didn't it end up being him?

00:18:21.000 Yeah.

00:18:22.000 But who was... What were you saying before?

00:18:22.000 Yeah.

00:18:24.000 There was a young man in his car?

00:18:25.000 So that's what I heard.

00:18:27.000 That when he got arrested for the DUI, there was another man with him.

00:18:30.000 There was a young man with him when he got arrested.

00:18:31.000 No DUI.

00:18:32.000 It was dropped.

00:18:33.000 Was it dropped?

00:18:34.000 I heard it was dropped.

00:18:35.000 I could be wrong.

00:18:36.000 But that's what he was arrested for, right?

00:18:38.000 He was entertaining a young man?

00:18:40.000 I don't know what they were doing.

00:18:42.000 Getting away from Nancy.

00:18:45.000 Who caught them wrestling.

00:18:48.000 In their underwear.

00:18:49.000 Yes.

00:18:50.000 It's a very popular sport, you know.

00:18:52.000 A lot of people are doing it.

00:18:53.000 Over a hammer.

00:18:55.000 I think it's about time that she left though.

00:18:57.000 I mean everything, she was getting pretty incoherent as well.

00:19:00.000 Oh, that's called addiction to benzos.

00:19:03.000 Yeah.

00:19:04.000 Is that what it is?

00:19:05.000 And painkillers.

00:19:06.000 She has to be on something.

00:19:07.000 She's on everything.

00:19:09.000 Listen to her when she walks.

00:19:12.000 She's a drunk, right? 1.00

00:19:13.000 Yo, for sure.

00:19:14.000 I don't know.

00:19:15.000 People have said that.

00:19:15.000 I mean, her husband, I think, he got in a car accident.

00:19:18.000 Well, when Biden did the speech and then she stood up and was, like, dancing behind him when he was talking about, like, people dying, and then she realized she was like, oh, this isn't the part where I celebrate.

00:19:29.000 That's when I realized, like, oh, this is just a drunk woman at a tennis club who doesn't really know where she is. 0.91

00:19:34.000 Like, I think the point at which she probably should have retired is why she started talking like this.

00:19:38.000 Yeah.

00:19:39.000 It's like, okay, come on.

00:19:40.000 So, five?

00:19:41.000 Yeah!

00:19:42.000 No, I'm not even kidding.

00:19:43.000 It's like... So, who's gonna be the next Nancy Pelosi for them, though?

00:19:49.000 I think it's this guy Hank... What is his name?

00:19:50.000 Hank Jeffrey?

00:19:51.000 Am I getting his name wrong?

00:19:51.000 Is that his name?

00:19:52.000 You guys probably know in the chat.

00:19:54.000 I don't know. 0.91

00:19:56.000 Some election denying far-left lunatic. 0.97

00:19:59.000 Whatever. 0.77

00:20:00.000 He denies the election?

00:20:01.000 Oh, they all do.

00:20:03.000 They all did!

00:20:03.000 I mean, like, every single Democrat denied the election.

00:20:06.000 There was a Snopes article, I think it was, no, I think it was PolitiFact, and I'm not sure who said it, it might have been Lee Zeldin or something, said that Democrats have objected or rejected the results of every Republican president going back, like, several decades or something.

00:20:22.000 And then they were like, mostly true.

00:20:24.000 Mostly true.

00:20:24.000 And it's like, how is that not true?

00:20:25.000 They literally do.

00:20:26.000 They get up and they say, this is illegitimate, there was voters who were disenfranchised or whatever, and then we're supposed to just act like They're not lying when they call other people election deniers or something?

00:20:38.000 We do it one time, and had one party at the Capitol, and everything was... That's what they're waiting for.

00:20:45.000 But that's the thing, we're talking about... 9-11-2 is what you're referring to.

00:20:48.000 We were talking about it earlier, you know, that they just, the left acts like it doesn't happen.

00:20:54.000 If the Hunter Biden laptop stuff, it comes out, it's a mountain of evidence.

00:20:58.000 We can all see it.

00:20:59.000 They just plug their ears, close their eyes and walk away and then say, what are you talking about?

00:21:03.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:21:04.000 Yep.

00:21:04.000 And that's it.

00:21:06.000 So we're supposed to engage with that.

00:21:08.000 I don't know.

00:21:08.000 This is why my attitude has kind of just been like, let's perhaps ignore them and let them just play by themselves with dolls in the corner or something.

00:21:16.000 I'm with you.

00:21:17.000 Because they seem, when left alone, they do a lot of crazy fun stuff that we can just bring up later.

00:21:22.000 Yeah, like Fetterman.

00:21:24.000 Oh yeah.

00:21:26.000 We elected Frankenstein. 0.98

00:21:29.000 Which I'm for, by the way.

00:21:31.000 I want to say.

00:21:31.000 Oh, you're on the team.

00:21:33.000 Awesome.

00:21:33.000 The team's getting stronger.

00:21:35.000 I was in the beginning.

00:21:36.000 So I think he's better than Oz, but that's a different story.

00:21:38.000 Is it like an accelerationist thing?

00:21:41.000 I mean, I think that's why a lot of people voted for Trump in the beginning.

00:21:44.000 They're like, let the system burn down.

00:21:46.000 Let it burn down quick. 1.00

00:21:47.000 Might as well put all the crazy people in there. 1.00

00:21:49.000 Might as well put all the incompetent people in there. 1.00

00:21:51.000 I mean, they can't do worse than all the crazy sociopathic people, right? 1.00

00:21:54.000 That's what I'm saying. 0.99

00:21:55.000 I was saying Antifa for Trump.

00:21:58.000 I'm telling these Antifa people like, hey, you guys are going out and throwing bricks through windows.

00:22:02.000 That's not going to do anything.

00:22:03.000 They got insurance.

00:22:03.000 It's going to cost them a couple grand.

00:22:05.000 They're going to fix it.

00:22:05.000 Here's what you do.

00:22:06.000 Vote for Trump, right?

00:22:08.000 Now, I know Trump supporters are like, but hold on there a minute.

00:22:10.000 Trump's going to fix the country.

00:22:11.000 Sure, but that's not what they think.

00:22:13.000 They think he's going to burn it down.

00:22:14.000 Right.

00:22:14.000 So just vote for him.

00:22:15.000 What do you got to lose?

00:22:16.000 Yeah, you're already ruining the country.

00:22:18.000 Why not?

00:22:20.000 It's a sinking ship.

00:22:20.000 Are you going to try to save it?

00:22:22.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

00:22:23.000 So Antifa for Biden-Federman.

00:22:23.000 Stop it.

00:22:26.000 Well, and you made a great point.

00:22:27.000 Can he drive?

00:22:28.000 We don't know.

00:22:29.000 I don't think Fetterman can drive.

00:22:30.000 I believe they take your license for that.

00:22:32.000 Yes.

00:22:32.000 After you have a stroke in Pennsylvania, they take your license.

00:22:35.000 And that's not being ableist.

00:22:37.000 We're just saying a fact.

00:22:38.000 I mean, a little bit.

00:22:39.000 Like, if you can't drive, you probably shouldn't be in Senate.

00:22:42.000 I mean, I don't think Nancy Pelosi can drive, can she? 0.98

00:22:44.000 Well, not... Well, her husband definitely can't.

00:22:46.000 Well, not after, like... Oh, yeah.

00:22:47.000 Not after, you know, her morning mimosa.

00:22:50.000 Oh, right, that's what I mean.

00:22:51.000 Basically, she's old and she drinks too much, and so she's probably... she's got someone driving for her. 1.00

00:22:55.000 Yeah, she shouldn't drive.

00:22:57.000 Isn't there, like, a law where they take your license after a certain age or something?

00:23:00.000 Yeah, I think, well, I think, yeah.

00:23:02.000 They take your license after a certain age?

00:23:04.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

00:23:05.000 I think it depends on the state.

00:23:06.000 Yeah, it depends on the state.

00:23:07.000 Right, right, right.

00:23:08.000 Florida, you can drive forever.

00:23:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:23:10.000 Well, that's because a lot of retirees down there, they're not going to entertain people voting away their right to drive or whatever, but...

00:23:16.000 There are a lot of sad stories of people who, like, their eyesight goes, and their reflexes, you know, reaction time goes down, and then they're driving a car, and... I don't know, man, you gotta... Well, I mean, I know a crazy story back from my neighborhood of a teenage girl who got hit by an old guy, and then he rolls over her, stops, panics that he runs something over, so he reverses.

00:23:39.000 Crushed her head like a melon. 0.92

00:23:40.000 all if he just went over her she probably would have had severe injuries

00:23:45.000 but he all crushed her head because and so he is like all that

00:23:48.000 happened license taken away no jail

00:23:51.000 Oh.

00:23:51.000 But here's the issue with jail in that circumstance.

00:23:56.000 Is he of the mind to commit a crime, or is he just an old man who should not be driving anymore? 0.99

00:24:00.000 And so the attitude, I guess, from law enforcement was, he's not a violent criminal who's trying to hurt people.

00:24:06.000 He's effectively disabled by age, so take his license away, he can't drive anymore, but he's not going to jail for that.

00:24:12.000 Is that why none of these politicians go to jail for doing everything they shouldn't?

00:24:15.000 They're like, they're all, we'll give them a pass. 0.99

00:24:18.000 There's no intents, they're just crazy and all. 0.95

00:24:18.000 That's funny. 0.95

00:24:20.000 But that is often.

00:24:22.000 It's like, well, there was no criminal intent, so, you know, no crime committed.

00:24:25.000 That's what happens with the human trafficking. 1.00

00:24:27.000 They're like, he didn't know. 0.99

00:24:28.000 That old rascal. 0.81

00:24:31.000 Yeah, yes, it was Menendez, right? 0.93

00:24:33.000 He went out with those, he went to that island.

00:24:36.000 It wasn't Epstein Island, but remember the story?

00:24:38.000 Do you guys know the story about Menendez?

00:24:40.000 Where was he?

00:24:42.000 Was he in Puerto Rico or something?

00:24:44.000 And he went to some island, and there were some ladies, and they were a little bit young, you know, and then he got accused, and the response from his lawyer was, well, it's not illegal where he was.

00:24:52.000 Oh, okay.

00:24:53.000 Yeah.

00:24:54.000 He denies it, but the lawyer said, like, even if he did do it, it's not illegal.

00:24:54.000 Well, I mean, technically.

00:24:57.000 Like, he's in a different country.

00:24:58.000 I gotta call my lawyer.

00:25:01.000 Do you?

00:25:02.000 What? 0.82

00:25:04.000 Well, that's disgusting, though.

00:25:05.000 I don't know what, yeah, what are the laws?

00:25:07.000 Well, I guess if you go down to Mexico, there's other laws.

00:25:09.000 You can have donkeys.

00:25:11.000 Well, yeah, but there's some states, I think, where, like, the age of consent is 16, you know?

00:25:15.000 That's where I grew up.

00:25:15.000 Yeah, Michigan's one.

00:25:16.000 Is it really?

00:25:16.000 Yeah.

00:25:17.000 He goes, I know, I grew up there.

00:25:19.000 No, I did.

00:25:21.000 It was a good one to have on the books.

00:25:23.000 When in high school, not as a grown-up.

00:25:24.000 You're really leaning into this.

00:25:27.000 Dave's really gonna have to call us.

00:25:28.000 No, I've been married for a long time.

00:25:30.000 You look very cold.

00:25:31.000 I'm really cold.

00:25:32.000 Do you need a jacket?

00:25:33.000 I feel like he has the AC on in here.

00:25:36.000 I think it's actually that nothing's on.

00:25:38.000 And it's like 30 degrees outside.

00:25:40.000 Yeah.

00:25:41.000 I feel like that's not tenable.

00:25:43.000 You do look shaky.

00:25:44.000 We've got a... Like a chihuahua. 0.87

00:25:46.000 There's a coat right there.

00:25:47.000 That is my coat.

00:25:48.000 Oh, well there you go.

00:25:50.000 What is this, you know?

00:25:51.000 That's the thing about the air conditioning in the office.

00:25:53.000 Luke is over here.

00:25:54.000 Everybody turn the heat on.

00:25:55.000 Luke is in a blanket.

00:25:56.000 Oh, thanks for telling everyone my secret.

00:25:59.000 Yeah, I got a blankie.

00:26:00.000 Yeah, I'll own it.

00:26:02.000 I'm actually gonna grab that coat though.

00:26:04.000 I'm like real cold.

00:26:06.000 It's kind of weird to me.

00:26:07.000 I mean, I guess you're wearing a sweater.

00:26:08.000 Yeah, I just grabbed one from... I don't know where I got it.

00:26:12.000 I don't know why it's cold in here.

00:26:14.000 I think it's because the vent just pulls in air from outside or something.

00:26:18.000 I think it is just, yeah, if it's cold outside and you don't have anything on.

00:26:21.000 That's what I do to sleep.

00:26:22.000 I like it cold.

00:26:23.000 Let's talk about that.

00:26:24.000 That's interesting.

00:26:25.000 How do you sleep, Tim?

00:26:26.000 I put the A.C.

00:26:28.000 to 32 degrees, because if I don't... A little igloo?

00:26:31.000 Well, so, a while back, my fiancé was dying of a rare disease, and so I misappropriated corporate funds to try and research cryogenics, keeping her frozen while I tried to find a cure.

00:26:44.000 Of course.

00:26:45.000 When he found out, he came in with thugs, You know, through the chemicals and everything, splashed on me, and now I have to live in freezing temperatures, otherwise I'll die.

00:26:55.000 Nice! 0.94

00:26:56.000 Yeah, I once tried to, I once broke out of prison, but, you know, Batman stopped me.

00:27:00.000 That's cool.

00:27:00.000 That's what Tim's trying to do now, keep us all frozen so we stay on the show forever.

00:27:04.000 I can't believe we're still talking about this.

00:27:06.000 I'm a Mexican that swam here in the last Wakanda movie.

00:27:10.000 Oh man, we gotta talk about Black Panther. 0.84

00:27:12.000 So before the show, no one here saw Wakanda Forever, and I was explaining how the villain is basically a Mexican guy who breaks into Wakanda, bypassing their wall by going through the river, and they have to defeat him by drying him off. 0.79

00:27:25.000 Yep.

00:27:26.000 Like, I'm sorry if that was a big spoiler, I don't know, but just like, it's been a week now, and it was, you know... Specifically, his back goes into flames, you said?

00:27:35.000 They have to dry him off, and then the final move is they dry his back off. 0.73

00:27:39.000 Yeah, that's killing an Asian with a hard math problem. 1.00

00:27:44.000 It's just racist.

00:27:45.000 I was sitting there watching this movie like, yo, woke people were... Let's talk about that later, let's talk about this later.

00:27:50.000 Okay, I don't want to offend the crowd, big Wakanda fans.

00:27:53.000 Oh, I know, I know.

00:27:56.000 I'm going to have to ask that Brianna Joy Gray issues an apology for this one.

00:28:00.000 Do you all know the legend of Ligma and Johnson?

00:28:03.000 Ligma and Johnson were two individuals who went to Twitter HQ and walked out carrying boxes and then started telling reporters that they had been fired.

00:28:11.000 And their names were like Rahul Ligma and like Daniel Johnson or something.

00:28:15.000 Get it?

00:28:15.000 Ligma Johnson.

00:28:17.000 And so the media got hoaxed.

00:28:19.000 Elon Musk invited them back in to the... Actually, I think I have the tweet right here.

00:28:25.000 Is it right here?

00:28:26.000 Yeah.

00:28:26.000 Elon Musk invited them back to Twitter HQ, saying, welcoming back Ligma and Johnson.

00:28:31.000 I mean, what do you think this is about?

00:28:37.000 Is it because he has created such a poor working environment and has ruined the relationship between him and his employees so much that he's not able to do the job?

00:28:45.000 Because I saw him, he was tweeting out pictures of him standing with two employees who had fired Prematurely, and then rehired with his arms around them, kind of like, hey, I know I shouldn't admit to my mistakes.

00:28:58.000 It seems like he's in a desperate situation where he's realized he actually needs somebody, and the single genius myth is just that, a myth, and he actually needs these employees to work for him.

00:29:06.000 And the employees didn't look so happy in that photograph, I gotta say.

00:29:11.000 I don't know what, this is Robbie.

00:29:13.000 Robbie, what, did, how, how?

00:29:16.000 Daniel, one of the hoaxsters, says, how are we still tricking journalists?

00:29:19.000 How is this still happening?

00:29:21.000 Yeah, it's like, I'm not sure, Harry Balzagna was also there.

00:29:25.000 And she's... I think that she's also just saying, like, fired early.

00:29:31.000 Who's writing it and doesn't know that?

00:29:33.000 This is amazing.

00:29:34.000 I love how condescending she is.

00:29:36.000 She's like, he thinks he's a genius. 1.00

00:29:38.000 Look how stupid he is. 1.00

00:29:40.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:41.000 And the hill's like not the worst.

00:29:42.000 Well, I fall for all of it.

00:29:43.000 The hill rising used to be Crystal and Sager.

00:29:46.000 Right.

00:29:47.000 And now it's Brianna Joy Gray and Robbie Suave.

00:29:51.000 I feel like these individuals probably don't read.

00:29:54.000 Like, No, and that's the problem with a lot of the media and a lot of these journalists now is they're not really journalists, they're like commentators on, you know, what's hot and commentating on this this photo that Elon Musk posted.

00:30:08.000 It's like very pop culture-y.

00:30:09.000 It's not actual news.

00:30:11.000 She said she saw the photo.

00:30:13.000 Okay, right?

00:30:14.000 Yeah.

00:30:14.000 She said that?

00:30:15.000 Yeah.

00:30:15.000 The photo says Ligma and Johnson on it.

00:30:18.000 Yes.

00:30:19.000 So she read that!

00:30:20.000 And then said it's got to be... It went over her head, you know, poor lady.

00:30:23.000 Wow!

00:30:24.000 The poor woman, you know. 1.00

00:30:25.000 Lincoln McJohnson!

00:30:26.000 Come on! 0.61

00:30:27.000 This is a family-friendly show here.

00:30:29.000 What do you mean, Tim?

00:30:29.000 What are you trying to say here?

00:30:31.000 I'm trying to say that twelve-year-olds are the ones who are pushing this joke.

00:30:36.000 Yeah, literally.

00:30:38.000 That's unreal.

00:30:40.000 Maybe that's how it went over her head, but like... She bought it hook, line, and stinker.

00:30:45.000 This is the modern state of media, I guess?

00:30:51.000 This is sad.

00:30:54.000 And she did a whole piece on it.

00:30:57.000 She was so proud of herself, too.

00:30:58.000 She was so emboldened.

00:31:00.000 Have they apologized? 1.00

00:31:01.000 She woke up and read that and she's like, what an idiot. 1.00

00:31:05.000 This Ligma Johnson guy. 1.00

00:31:08.000 They didn't look happy in the photo.

00:31:09.000 Yeah, I think, who's this?

00:31:11.000 Is this Ligma?

00:31:12.000 That's Ligma. 0.76

00:31:13.000 That's Ligma. 0.76

00:31:14.000 Does it say Ligma on it, actually?

00:31:15.000 He looks like a Ligma, the other guy looks like a Johnson. 1.00

00:31:18.000 Yeah, Daniel, he's got name tags, Rahul and Daniel, and that's Rahul Ligma and Daniel Johnson.

00:31:23.000 Rahul Johnson doesn't sound right.

00:31:25.000 No, right, yeah, it doesn't.

00:31:27.000 Rahul Ligma seems...

00:31:28.000 Rahul, Ligma, Ligma, and Johnson.

00:31:31.000 The media got hoaxed the first time.

00:31:33.000 Elon, this is the craziest thing.

00:31:35.000 It's like, the people who like what Elon Musk is doing understand the memes, the jokes, the laughing.

00:31:44.000 I don't get it, right?

00:31:45.000 We talk about Nancy Pelosi, we talk about Hunter Biden, the laptop.

00:31:50.000 We know all of these things.

00:31:51.000 How?

00:31:53.000 How do we know these things?

00:31:55.000 I'm going to stress this point.

00:31:55.000 Okay, you know what?

00:31:57.000 The left and the right is not political at all. 0.96

00:32:01.000 It is knowledge and ignorance. 1.00

00:32:04.000 If you are stupid and not paying attention, you'll find yourself on the left. 1.00

00:32:08.000 If you are interested and inquisitive, you'll find yourself on the right. 1.00

00:32:13.000 And I'm not saying that if you're inquisitive, all of a sudden you're like, I'm pro-life.

00:32:16.000 No, you might end up being someone who's like, actually, I am pro-choice, but yeah, Biden's crooked.

00:32:21.000 Ah, you're right wing now.

00:32:23.000 I'm still laughing, because this is not the first time the corporate media made such mistakes.

00:32:26.000 And again, we have to remember, according to YouTube, these are the authoritative sources.

00:32:31.000 We've got to believe them no matter what.

00:32:32.000 We've got to elevate them over everyone else.

00:32:34.000 Do you remember the Sum Ting Wong? 0.89

00:32:38.000 Airplane crash that happened.

00:32:39.000 That was great.

00:32:40.000 And they literally... We too low?

00:32:41.000 We too low, yeah.

00:32:42.000 Holy fook! 0.88

00:32:44.000 And bang-a-ding-oo!

00:32:46.000 Literally, on Asian Flight 214 that literally went down, we had KTVU, a local news broadcast, Go on national television and say that the four pilots were all of those names in unison right there.

00:33:02.000 So again, this should be a big reality check to a lot of people, especially to the fact checkers.

00:33:09.000 Again, the corporate media gets it wrong.

00:33:11.000 They get it wrong a lot.

00:33:12.000 A lot of people make mistakes, but they're never really held accountable for it.

00:33:15.000 But at least we can laugh at them.

00:33:17.000 So at least we still got that.

00:33:18.000 I was watching the FTX commercial with Larry David.

00:33:20.000 Have you guys seen it?

00:33:21.000 No.

00:33:22.000 You know, with all the news on FTX going on, I started, like, digging into it, and I watched the commercial with Larry David, and it's, uh, basically it goes back to ancient times, and there's a guy with a wheel, and Larry David's standing there, he's like, what is it?

00:33:34.000 And he's like, it's a wheel!

00:33:35.000 He's like, what does it do?

00:33:36.000 And he's like, it rolls, and he goes, so does a bagel! 1.00

00:33:38.000 It's stupid. 0.99

00:33:39.000 Then it shows him with a woman, and she's pouring it, and she's like, it's coffee, and he drinks it. 1.00

00:33:45.000 It's terrible!

00:33:46.000 And the gag was, he was against all good things.

00:33:50.000 And then one of the scenes is, he's with the Founding Fathers, and then they're like, they have the Declaration of Independence, and he goes, what do you mean everyone gets to vote?

00:33:57.000 And they're like, yes, everyone. 1.00

00:33:59.000 He goes, even the stupid people? 1.00

00:34:01.000 And he goes, no! 1.00

00:34:01.000 And they're like, yes! 1.00

00:34:02.000 And he tries to rip up the Declaration of Independence. 0.99

00:34:04.000 But that was the one moment where I was like, well, I don't agree with tearing up the Declaration of Independence, certainly, but he brings up a good point about stupid people voting. 0.99

00:34:12.000 It is a problem, and it needs to be addressed somehow. 0.99

00:34:17.000 No, it absolutely is true.

00:34:19.000 It's gotten us here.

00:34:20.000 Maybe it just has to go back to the landowning men.

00:34:23.000 I'm sorry to say.

00:34:24.000 I was going to say, I think it's when we started letting women vote that things started going south. 0.99

00:34:29.000 Well, women can own land. 1.00

00:34:30.000 The ladies, you've heard of them. 1.00

00:34:32.000 That's right.

00:34:33.000 Yeah, we have a sponsor that allows... I can own one foot in Scotland.

00:34:35.000 And you're a lady of Scotland.

00:34:37.000 Yeah.

00:34:38.000 And then you get to vote because you own land.

00:34:40.000 What kind of property rights do I have to it though?

00:34:42.000 Am I allowed to trespass on my one foot of land?

00:34:45.000 Probably, probably not.

00:34:47.000 I don't know.

00:34:48.000 You could put a fence around it.

00:34:49.000 Yeah, you could.

00:34:50.000 You could put a tree as long as it doesn't grow that big.

00:34:52.000 It's a square.

00:34:53.000 That actually would be really cool to put a fence around it and like keep outside.

00:34:56.000 Yeah.

00:34:57.000 We talked about this before.

00:34:58.000 Like, do you get, do you get the air rights too?

00:35:00.000 Like how high up?

00:35:01.000 And do you get the mineral rights?

00:35:03.000 Like you get, you bring on a truck and just go straight down like three miles through your one square foot.

00:35:07.000 You just have a Gatling gun that shoots into the sky.

00:35:10.000 It is a problem.

00:35:11.000 That's why I don't vote. 1.00

00:35:13.000 Okay, about stupid people voting. 1.00

00:35:15.000 It is a problem. 1.00

00:35:16.000 Yeah.

00:35:17.000 What do you do?

00:35:18.000 That's why I don't vote.

00:35:20.000 That's a good, right, sure.

00:35:22.000 I get ahead of it.

00:35:24.000 Yeah.

00:35:25.000 We could put Biden and Fetterman in.

00:35:26.000 Yeah that's right.

00:35:27.000 I want to meet Letterman voters, though.

00:35:29.000 I really do.

00:35:30.000 I want to meet the people who actually... They look just like him.

00:35:33.000 I'm just imagining, like, going to the town he was mayor of, and it's just literally everyone looks like him.

00:35:38.000 It's the same.

00:35:38.000 It's all the same.

00:35:39.000 They're all 6'5", bald with a bulge on their neck.

00:35:42.000 The women look like him. 0.99

00:35:43.000 The men look like him.

00:35:43.000 Yeah, the same radiation water has turned them all into the same guy.

00:35:47.000 Have you played Fallout 3?

00:35:49.000 Yes.

00:35:49.000 So, you know, the Super Mutants, they're all basically identical.

00:35:53.000 Well, people who know the game are like, that's a fair point.

00:35:56.000 Even the women. 0.80

00:35:58.000 So basically in the game, the male and female super mutants are just big Frankenstein-looking monsters.

00:36:03.000 That's incredible.

00:36:05.000 It's Fetterman.

00:36:06.000 So what should we do?

00:36:08.000 Starship Troopers?

00:36:09.000 Service Guaranteed Citizenship?

00:36:12.000 IQ Tests.

00:36:15.000 IQ Tests?

00:36:15.000 I don't know.

00:36:16.000 Those can be wrong.

00:36:18.000 And it's not so much about that. Mine was low. I want to read you. I don't think 48 is low.

00:36:22.000 You can be, look, I know people. I can open Tupperware. I know people with high IQs.

00:36:27.000 You give them a puzzle, they'll solve it. You ask them, did Joe Biden engage in a quid pro quo?

00:36:32.000 They say no. So like IQ isn't really. No, I'm not being serious about that,

00:36:38.000 but I think it all comes down to the media though.

00:36:40.000 It comes down to them talking about Ligma and Johnson.

00:36:42.000 You think skin color is what you're driving at? 0.99

00:36:45.000 It comes down to them talking about Ligma and Johnson, and that most people aren't that stupid, but it's what they're being fed. 1.00

00:36:52.000 I think they are that stupid, though. 1.00

00:36:55.000 Like, that lady is that stupid. 1.00

00:36:57.000 Like, she has to talk about it and just was... Like, I looked at that for two seconds and was like, yeah, it's Ligma and Johnson. 1.00

00:37:04.000 And then she went and did a piece on it.

00:37:07.000 It never occurred to her, it's crazy.

00:37:09.000 No, she's like, okay, so Ligma Johnson. 1.00

00:37:10.000 And the guy's like, go on.

00:37:12.000 Like, the other guy might have known and was just enjoying himself.

00:37:14.000 That's Robbie Suave.

00:37:15.000 We've had him on the show before.

00:37:16.000 And I'm just like, I don't understand.

00:37:18.000 Why didn't Robbie immediately go like, are you talking about Ligma?

00:37:20.000 That was Robbie?

00:37:21.000 Yeah.

00:37:22.000 He's usually good, too.

00:37:24.000 He might have done it on purpose.

00:37:25.000 He's of the libertarian sect that somehow often is pro-government, I guess.

00:37:33.000 That's such a weird, bipolar way of life.

00:37:38.000 Yeah, that's an opposite.

00:37:39.000 Yeah, it doesn't make sense.

00:37:40.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:37:41.000 It's it's it's you know, he often has takes that are like in line with the establishment and people are like, what are you talking about?

00:37:46.000 Like, you know, but I think it's like whatever the libertarian group was before the Mises caucus took over.

00:37:51.000 The Mises guys are more pragmatic. 0.94

00:37:53.000 Before that, I think they call them like the pragmatist or something.

00:37:55.000 And they're typically just like, I don't know, libertarian, even if it supports an establishment narrative or something.

00:38:02.000 Can we make Ligma Johnson a lord? 0.67

00:38:05.000 Yeah.

00:38:05.000 Lord Ligma Johnson.

00:38:06.000 Can I buy it to make it?

00:38:07.000 Yeah, I'm down.

00:38:09.000 Wow.

00:38:09.000 Can we have Lady Ligma Johnson?

00:38:11.000 There you go.

00:38:12.000 Lady Ligma. 0.94

00:38:14.000 Lady Ligma and Lord Johnson.

00:38:16.000 We could have, yeah, Lord Ligma Johnson and Lady Lingus.

00:38:19.000 Well, I can only say right now, I'm pretty sure they're very happy they sponsored the show because, like, they're probably getting dozens of orders for Ligma and Johnson.

00:38:28.000 They just own a giant part of Scotland now.

00:38:33.000 Oh, that's the Ligman Johnson forest.

00:38:38.000 So right now there's 48,000 people watching, and I'm just imagining 48,000 square feet of Lord Ligman Johnson-owned land in Scotland.

00:38:48.000 I'm not discouraging this at all.

00:38:50.000 I want to see the land first.

00:38:51.000 I want to make sure it's real first, but otherwise, you know, there's a lot of other candidates that we could go with.

00:38:58.000 You know, there's Willie Stroker.

00:39:02.000 There's Harry, you know, last name Cox.

00:39:05.000 So we can keep going here.

00:39:07.000 But my favorite thing, one of my favorite things was a skit by Australian comedians that booked a ticket.

00:39:15.000 And they booked it for a guy named Terry, last name Rist.

00:39:19.000 And a second passenger was called Al, and then the last name was Keita, and they literally missed their flight.

00:39:25.000 So over the speakers in the entire airport, they're like, excuse me, we're looking for Terry Wriste and Mr. Al Keita to please go to gate 14.

00:39:36.000 You're about to miss your flight.

00:39:37.000 Mr. Terry Wriste and Al Keita, please come to gate 14.

00:39:41.000 You're about to miss your flight.

00:39:42.000 It was a hilarious skit.

00:39:44.000 One way to LaGuardia.

00:39:45.000 Hilarious, hilarious skit idea by comedians there.

00:39:48.000 I forgot exactly who the group was, but they were like absolute geniuses.

00:39:53.000 They also faked the motorcade, so I'm gonna try to remember.

00:39:57.000 It would be cool actually, like, even if, you know, it wasn't the lordship thing, that we just got like 100,000 people to pitch in 10 bucks to buy a forest and create the Ligma Johnson Forest Preserve?

00:40:10.000 I'm in.

00:40:10.000 We should do it.

00:40:11.000 We should start the Ligma Johnson Foundation and have Ligma Johnson everywhere.

00:40:17.000 Seriously!

00:40:17.000 Can we save an animal and then have like an anteater and it'll be the Ligma Johnson?

00:40:29.000 We should set up a crowdfund.

00:40:33.000 Just use the money to buy property, buildings, donate to a hospital, the Ligma Johnson wing.

00:40:40.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:40:41.000 We're talking about stupid people voting and we're sitting here like, oh, we're going to name stuff like Majora's Mask. 1.00

00:40:47.000 It would be great though if this went too far. 1.00

00:40:51.000 I agree.

00:40:52.000 I absolutely agree.

00:40:53.000 We gotta have the small victories, you know?

00:40:55.000 Exactly.

00:40:56.000 Everything's doomed, everything's horrible, but at least we get to have Ligma Johnson. 0.99

00:41:00.000 What if there's someone who actually is named Ligma Johnson and he's listening to this and he's just like... Guys, this has been a hard road for me.

00:41:10.000 Why don't we just start a new political party?

00:41:13.000 Right?

00:41:13.000 Let's take it all away.

00:41:15.000 Maybe we need to make, like, some products.

00:41:18.000 You know?

00:41:18.000 An energy drink?

00:41:20.000 Yeah, Ligma Johnson's.

00:41:22.000 Yeah.

00:41:23.000 Ligma Johnson's, uh... Bone removal. 0.99

00:41:25.000 Underwear?

00:41:25.000 Just make it.

00:41:26.000 Don't even be creative about it.

00:41:29.000 Just gas station bone removal.

00:41:35.000 Dr. Ligma Johnson's vitality formula.

00:41:39.000 Testosterone.

00:41:40.000 Yeah, and then we'll like, we'll put a fake thing on it where it's like, in 1803, Dr. Ligma Johnson created this, you know, formula drink to revitalize men.

00:41:50.000 Yep.

00:41:51.000 It'll grow your hair back and it'll give you a nice package.

00:41:55.000 That's an extent.

00:41:58.000 This is very important news we're covering today, I guess.

00:42:00.000 I hope everybody knows that this is all going to be real very soon.

00:42:03.000 This is exactly what they covered, though, Tim.

00:42:05.000 They did, that's true.

00:42:05.000 This is the news they covered.

00:42:07.000 And speaking of covers, condoms.

00:42:09.000 Ligma Johnson condoms.

00:42:11.000 Oh, that's not a bad idea.

00:42:16.000 Flavors?

00:42:17.000 What's the least appropriate product we could make that's like, shouldn't be named Ligma Johnson?

00:42:22.000 Ice cream?

00:42:24.000 Pacifier?

00:42:24.000 Ice cream?

00:42:25.000 Pacifier?

00:42:31.000 I was gonna say lollipops, but man, you take it to another level.

00:42:35.000 Jesus.

00:42:36.000 That is a good one, though.

00:42:37.000 Can we start a company called Ligma & Johnson?

00:42:40.000 And then just basically whatever we name the product, it'll say under it, you know, Ligma Johnson product.

00:42:46.000 Yeah.

00:42:47.000 You know, and like, it'll be like an accursive L and accursive J. Yeah.

00:42:51.000 Parody on Johnson & Johnson.

00:42:53.000 You're gonna get sued by Johnson & Johnson.

00:42:54.000 Yeah, it's just a, it's a vaccine.

00:42:57.000 You're like, what's it for?

00:42:59.000 I don't know.

00:43:01.000 I really like the idea of creating a forest preserve.

00:43:03.000 I really do.

00:43:04.000 And then people go on Google and they zoom in.

00:43:06.000 It's going to be 200 years later and there's going to be some dude driving around with his wife and they're like, let's go to a park.

00:43:11.000 And they pull up their map app in their virtual space or whatever it is.

00:43:14.000 And they're like, oh, Ligma Johnson Lookout.

00:43:17.000 And then they're going to pull up and they're going to be like, what a great view.

00:43:19.000 And they're, you know, they're going to look up on, on whatever the future Wikipedia is, like the history of Ligma Johnson.

00:43:24.000 It's like named because a bunch of people on a podcast rallied a bunch of people to take an internet meme about licking someone's...

00:43:31.000 genitals and turning it into a property and they did! 1.00

00:43:35.000 But in the year like 3050 it'll be like the most quaint story imaginable because everybody's just garbage.

00:43:43.000 I think a more practical idea, I was going to say something inappropriate, but would actually be maybe just a journalism award. 0.97

00:43:50.000 You get the Ligma Johnson journalism award for actually getting things right and not being as ridiculous and dumb as the corporate media. 0.97

00:43:57.000 Oh, that's a good point. 0.99

00:43:58.000 I like that.

00:43:58.000 Yeah, turn it.

00:44:00.000 Yeah, twist it. 0.97

00:44:01.000 So instead of standing for some ignorant corporate media trash, you actually support real journalism. 0.97

00:44:06.000 And she has to present it to you? 1.00

00:44:09.000 Until the day she dies?

00:44:10.000 Now, what's the statue going to be?

00:44:12.000 That's the real question.

00:44:13.000 A tongue like a Rolling Stone logo?

00:44:16.000 The Ligma Johnson Award for Outstanding Performance in the Field of Excellence.

00:44:21.000 I like that.

00:44:22.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:44:23.000 And perfection.

00:44:24.000 It comes with a $10,000 cash prize.

00:44:27.000 And the reason for that is, who would say no?

00:44:30.000 Like, if you get up on stage and accept the award, and give a speech, we will write you a check.

00:44:37.000 Congratulations.

00:44:38.000 I like it.

00:44:38.000 And that... Okay, maybe $1,000.

00:44:40.000 I don't actually give them money.

00:44:41.000 Yeah, so like $1,000, and then a percentage of that has to go to fund a forest called Lake McJohnson.

00:44:48.000 That's an interesting conundrum.

00:44:49.000 That's when we all win.

00:44:49.000 How many bad journalists would be like, well, I do want the money.

00:44:52.000 Well, you probably have Brian Stelter every year walking up.

00:44:55.000 No, I mean, he got fired, so.

00:44:56.000 Oh, that's true.

00:44:57.000 He's at Harvard now for some reason.

00:44:58.000 He's not a journalist anymore.

00:44:59.000 He's at Harvard?

00:45:00.000 Yeah, they took him to Harvard.

00:45:01.000 I guess he teaches class on how not to be gay in public.

00:45:04.000 Well, he teaches people how to be bad at his job, I guess. 0.74

00:45:09.000 It's kind of amazing that you can be fired and then get a job at Harvard.

00:45:11.000 It is amazing.

00:45:12.000 It's probably because, you know, whatever the world is now.

00:45:17.000 Good for him, I guess.

00:45:18.000 He's a real kind of a croc guy.

00:45:20.000 Let's go back to the Paul Pelosi thing, because I did have this story pulled up.

00:45:23.000 Check this out.

00:45:24.000 From the Postmillennial, body cam footage shows Paul Pelosi opened the door for cops contradicting Biden-DOJ.

00:45:31.000 Quote, two officers opened the door to see the foyer of the Pelosi residence, Mr. Pelosi wearing a long-sleeved shirt, Dapap in shorts, running shoes and a sweatshirt, and Dapap and Mr. Pelosi jointly gripping a hammer.

00:45:42.000 Okay, wait, what?

00:45:43.000 Pelosi opens the door.

00:45:45.000 And then walks over or something.

00:45:47.000 He opened the door for the cops.

00:45:49.000 So there you go.

00:45:50.000 Reports emerged from the body camera footage captured by police that they went in and 42-year-old DePapp allegedly assaulted Paul, blah blah blah.

00:45:58.000 Spoke with a source familiar with the Pelosi investigation who personally viewed body camera video recording of officers.

00:46:03.000 And the body cam video shows Paul Pelosi opened the door for police despite the DOJ saying otherwise.

00:46:08.000 Now why would the DOJ lie about this?

00:46:10.000 Now we did cover this yesterday.

00:46:12.000 But the reason I wanted to bring it back up is now we have More people covering the story, but we also have this from the Daily Mail.

00:46:19.000 Suspended NBC News correspondent Miguel Almaguer breaks cover from his $5 million L.A.

00:46:27.000 home and hops in Porsche to pick up flowers as controversy grows over his report on Paul Pelosi's hammer attack.

00:46:36.000 Yo, how does this guy have a $5 million house and a Porsche?

00:46:42.000 Whoa.

00:46:43.000 Anybody?

00:46:45.000 We're in the wrong business.

00:46:46.000 No, we're in the business!

00:46:47.000 What are you talking about?

00:46:48.000 We're not chills, though.

00:46:51.000 Also, it's important to note this guy hasn't tweeted since being suspended, so he hasn't publicly talked about after he got in trouble for what was clearly reporting on something that actually did happen after, of course, listening to police officers and reporting what police officers told to him.

00:47:06.000 He was suspended after reporting on it.

00:47:08.000 He got suspended.

00:47:09.000 He got in trouble for reporting on the initial claim that now NBC is reporting and other news organizations are reporting and now that there's allegedly, you know, dash cam and police footage of some.

00:47:22.000 So he told the truth and then he got in trouble for doing so.

00:47:25.000 And now he has to bring Paul Pelosi flowers?

00:47:28.000 Yes.

00:47:29.000 Maybe.

00:47:29.000 That's what I'm thinking.

00:47:30.000 But here's my point.

00:47:33.000 How does this guy have enough money for this?

00:47:36.000 Like, it's kind of crazy.

00:47:37.000 I'm sorry.

00:47:39.000 I know, I know the salaries of journalists.

00:47:40.000 Something here is weird.

00:47:43.000 But he, I mean, he didn't just buy it, right?

00:47:46.000 That's true.

00:47:47.000 His family's, I mean, it is true that journalists come from, typically come from wealthy families.

00:47:50.000 Yeah.

00:47:51.000 Could have money.

00:47:53.000 Could also.

00:47:53.000 Maybe he invested well.

00:47:55.000 Yeah.

00:47:55.000 Sure.

00:47:56.000 He could have gotten, you know, $2 a word for an article once and really put that into FXT.

00:48:03.000 Sold just in time.

00:48:04.000 A five million dollar house.

00:48:06.000 That's crazy.

00:48:06.000 Well, what do you think is going on?

00:48:07.000 What's your... I have no idea.

00:48:09.000 I just think it's kind of weird.

00:48:10.000 This whole story is insane. 1.00

00:48:11.000 Well, in LA, that's just garbage. 1.00

00:48:13.000 I mean, actually. 0.99

00:48:13.000 Yeah, five million. 0.99

00:48:14.000 For real, though, depending on where you are.

00:48:16.000 But, you know, people who live there.

00:48:17.000 It's a one bedroom in Compton.

00:48:20.000 Well, five million.

00:48:22.000 But probably not something really big in the nicer areas.

00:48:24.000 It's a two in the hills.

00:48:25.000 I think Hassan has a five million dollar house in the L.A.

00:48:28.000 area, right?

00:48:29.000 What a good little socialist he is.

00:48:31.000 Yeah, well he deserves it.

00:48:33.000 It's a nice area, L.A., gorgeous.

00:48:36.000 Here's a guy who now by all accounts appears to have accurately reported some weird goings-on with Paul Pelosi.

00:48:44.000 He gets suspended We don't know why.

00:48:47.000 They're not explaining themselves.

00:48:48.000 The story's being corroborated.

00:48:50.000 Turns out it was likely true.

00:48:52.000 The dude who reported it is... unnaturally wealthy.

00:48:57.000 I mean, look, if you were a cop, and you were investigating something like this, you'd be like, how does a guy who was like a journalist afford all of these things?

00:49:04.000 Sure, I mean, maybe he comes from a rich family or something like that.

00:49:07.000 I'm just...

00:49:08.000 I just think it's kind of weird.

00:49:10.000 Why would the police investigate him for being wealthy, though?

00:49:13.000 I'm not saying him.

00:49:13.000 I'm saying, like, if you're a doctor and you're wearing gold chains and living in a ten million dollar house, they're gonna be like, this guy doesn't have that, you know, like, something doesn't add up here.

00:49:26.000 He's selling oxys, for sure.

00:49:28.000 Right.

00:49:29.000 No, exactly.

00:49:29.000 They're gonna be like, something's going on.

00:49:32.000 And so I'm kind of like, hey, this is kind of weird.

00:49:34.000 I don't trust these people.

00:49:37.000 I think the whole thing's a racket anyway.

00:49:38.000 You'd be surprised how much money journalists do make to a certain degree.

00:49:41.000 Oh, at NBC, too.

00:49:43.000 Yeah, but this is just... And who's his wife?

00:49:45.000 Probably someone in the White House.

00:49:47.000 Oh, there you go.

00:49:48.000 That explains it, I guess.

00:49:50.000 He drives a $134,000 car, has a $5 million gated home in Studio City, California.

00:49:57.000 Ooh, okay.

00:49:57.000 I don't know why you'd want that.

00:49:58.000 I agree.

00:50:00.000 Just in that area, it just seems like a good way to die.

00:50:02.000 That's literally where I'm having like a really expensive house.

00:50:07.000 No, I live in LA for a long time and it's just like, yeah, I mean, I used to love it.

00:50:11.000 Yeah.

00:50:12.000 It was great 20 years ago.

00:50:13.000 Yeah.

00:50:13.000 But not now.

00:50:14.000 No, just a lot of tents.

00:50:16.000 Yeah.

00:50:17.000 It's really sad.

00:50:18.000 Really.

00:50:19.000 It's like there used to be that little area that was Skid Row and then it's just all the gray now.

00:50:24.000 Greater Skid Row.

00:50:25.000 Yeah.

00:50:25.000 It's so sad.

00:50:25.000 Like it was that one block downtown and then just, No, it's all of downtown.

00:50:29.000 I know, it's crazy.

00:50:30.000 Did you guys see Nancy Pelosi won her district?

00:50:32.000 It was like 81% to like 19% or something.

00:50:36.000 Really?

00:50:37.000 Yeah, and it's crazy to me because I'm like, you'd think the 12th time you stepped in human feces, you'd be like, I'm not voting for this person anymore.

00:50:44.000 Just in your driveway?

00:50:45.000 Right, but yeah.

00:50:47.000 There's like a video of a woman taking a dump in the middle of a residential street.

00:50:50.000 Yeah.

00:50:51.000 And people are like, well, there you go.

00:50:53.000 I was in L.A.

00:50:54.000 and some woman walked into the middle of the street, and this was not in a bad area, and she just pulls her pants off, takes them off, squats in the middle of the street, and just lets it go. 1.00

00:51:03.000 And I was like, oh, that's California for you.

00:51:05.000 This was a while ago.

00:51:06.000 This was like seven years ago.

00:51:07.000 Were people clapping and saying how brave she was?

00:51:10.000 No, people were kind of running.

00:51:11.000 Oh, really?

00:51:12.000 Yeah, they were, like, like, not running, running, like, speed walking with, like, a little hustle to get into the store to, like, get away from it, you know?

00:51:19.000 Was she wearing a mask?

00:51:20.000 No, no, this was way, way before the pandemic.

00:51:22.000 Oh, okay.

00:51:22.000 And there was, uh, and then, like, I'm walking and I was like, oh, well, you know, there you go, that's, that's Los Angeles.

00:51:26.000 And then I looked to my right and there was just, like, maybe, like, seven or eight morbidly obese homeless people And I thought to myself, like, man, we got fat homeless people.

00:51:36.000 We have fat starving people in America.

00:51:38.000 Isn't that crazy? 0.87

00:51:39.000 Are they really starving, though?

00:51:40.000 What do you mean by that?

00:51:41.000 Malnutrition. 0.99

00:51:42.000 They have so much crap in their bodies that they're actually starving, but they're morbidly obese at the same time. 0.99

00:51:47.000 Isn't that the majority of Americans, though? 1.00

00:51:48.000 Yeah, like every time I look in the mirror.

00:51:51.000 40% of Americans, I think, are obese.

00:51:54.000 Yeah, it's gotta be more than that. 0.75

00:51:55.000 I mean, that's really gotta be throttled.

00:51:57.000 It's really bad. 0.78

00:51:58.000 Yeah.

00:51:58.000 And it's only going to get worse.

00:52:00.000 I'm looking at Miguel, and it looks like he always was a career journalist, and it looks like he got the money from NBC News, from his career there, so they probably have been paying him a lot.

00:52:10.000 He's been working in journalism since 2000, And I think the main takeaway here is that he's been very quiet.

00:52:18.000 He hasn't tweeted since being suspended.

00:52:20.000 And the fact that NBC News retracted the official story here, which now is correct, really is the big story here.

00:52:28.000 Really is very telling here.

00:52:29.000 Because I think there's a reason Miguel's not speaking out.

00:52:32.000 Because he could say, hey, I did my job.

00:52:35.000 I got the story right.

00:52:36.000 I said it first.

00:52:37.000 And I think it's maybe something similar to what happened with ABC News and Amy... What's her name?

00:52:42.000 Robichash?

00:52:43.000 Roebuck.

00:52:44.000 Roebuck.

00:52:46.000 Roebuck with Project Veritas that exposed her when she did a good story on Jeffrey Epstein saying that she had Bill Clinton, she had all the politicians, and they of course axed and deleted that story and made sure that it never saw the day of light.

00:52:59.000 There's probably something else more sinister here because again rich people, the most powerful people in the world, one, have a bunch of security around them so this whole story doesn't make sense just on that.

00:53:10.000 Just one aspect of it.

00:53:11.000 But again, as I mentioned yesterday, I'm sick of speculating what happened here.

00:53:15.000 I'm just going to imagine the worst possible thing, and they were sacrificing babies and doing horrible things to them.

00:53:21.000 Prove me wrong!

00:53:22.000 Show me evidence!

00:53:23.000 Otherwise, they were sacrificing babies.

00:53:25.000 That's it.

00:53:25.000 Let's try this one on this story about this Almaguer guy.

00:53:28.000 If we're gonna assume the worst, then it's NBC News pays this man an exorbitant amount of money so that he lies on TV.

00:53:35.000 And then he doesn't question it because he doesn't want to lose the big cash.

00:53:38.000 That's called the job of an anchor.

00:53:39.000 That's what they all get paid to do.

00:53:41.000 And the other thing is, he's got a five million dollar home.

00:53:43.000 He might be staying quiet because he knows that, you know, especially since he's kind of vindicated now, he might be able to sue them for wrongful termination.

00:53:51.000 I don't think they're gonna fire him.

00:53:52.000 Well, he's suspended.

00:53:53.000 Yeah, but with pay.

00:53:54.000 Oh, is he just suspended?

00:53:56.000 Yeah.

00:53:56.000 Look, I'm willing to bet they went to him and said, hey, look, it's a bad time for this story because the midterm's coming up, so just lie low for a bit and we'll give you a bonus.

00:54:04.000 Yeah, if you're making that kind of money, they're not just going to suspend you and expect you not to say anything.

00:54:07.000 And he's got to be getting money if he's not tweeted.

00:54:10.000 I've told this story before, how I was like, when I worked at Fusion, and I said, hey, I don't want to be here anymore.

00:54:13.000 And they were like, well, you're under contract. 0.99

00:54:15.000 And I was like, well, this is stupid. 0.98

00:54:17.000 And then a few months later, they gave me a call, and they deposited tens of thousands of dollars in my bank account. 0.98

00:54:21.000 And then I was like, yeah, I still don't want to be here.

00:54:22.000 And they're like, oh.

00:54:23.000 And then a few months later, like, okay, your contract is up, you can leave.

00:54:25.000 And I was like, bye.

00:54:26.000 I mean, the majority of journalists, I mean, a lot of them have substance abuse problems.

00:54:30.000 A lot of them that I've personally met and hung out with, especially... One year I got really hammered with the White House Press Corps.

00:54:38.000 All of them depressed as hell.

00:54:40.000 All of them are like, yeah, I just got a family.

00:54:43.000 I got bills to pay I want to make sure that my kids go to a good school they give me a script I read it that's it and I think it's it's more clearer by the day that they're just doing the bidding of the special interest of the powerful people of the Pelosi's that at the end of the day dictate what the people get to know about because this story clearly highlights how they covered up key facts and evidence of what actually happened here just to make themselves look better, just to cover up the truth from the general public.

00:55:10.000 And until I see videos, until I see actual evidence, there's no reason to give the government and these people the benefit of the doubt.

00:55:17.000 Always think the worst.

00:55:18.000 I, you know, I was thinking, because someone super chatted about Ligma Johnson, and I'm just thinking if we if we started a political party, yeah, Like, if that was on the ballot, a lot of people would be like, yup, and they might just meme a Ligma Johnson candidate.

00:55:35.000 The Libertarians have been trying so hard to get a candidate in Congress, but if you put Ligma Johnson, a lot of people are probably going to be like, it's a protest to vote.

00:55:43.000 Can we tell Dave Smith to change his name legally right now?

00:55:47.000 Dave, you're listening to me right now!

00:55:49.000 Please, I get 10% on this idea.

00:55:51.000 Change your name legally right now to Ligma Johnson.

00:55:53.000 I love Dave.

00:55:53.000 I would vote for him in a heartbeat, but if we do Ligma Johnson, that man is going to be president.

00:55:57.000 If he legally changes his name to Ligma Johnson and the American people see it on the ballot box in 2024, there's no doubt that American people will go for it.

00:56:07.000 No, no, I'll tell you this.

00:56:09.000 With mail-in voting, I guarantee you, if you go, like, so look, what is it, you know, 40% or 50% of people don't vote?

00:56:16.000 Yes.

00:56:17.000 You go to the door and you be like, hey, did you vote the other day?

00:56:19.000 I don't care about that.

00:56:19.000 Yeah, but you can vote for Ligma Johnson.

00:56:21.000 They're gonna be like, for real?

00:56:23.000 Yeah, dude, look, it says Ligma Johnson!

00:56:24.000 They're gonna be like, done!

00:56:25.000 That's the independent vote?

00:56:26.000 That's the vote of the people who don't vote?

00:56:29.000 That's the vote of the stoners?

00:56:30.000 That's the vote of the ians?

00:56:32.000 That's the vote of the mooks?

00:56:33.000 That's the vote of the people?

00:56:35.000 That's the populist working class right there that's gonna be like, absolutely, we need this changed dramatically. 0.77

00:56:40.000 I'm sick of the two-party duopoly.

00:56:41.000 I'm sick of the Bidens, the Trumps.

00:56:43.000 I'm sick of all that.

00:56:44.000 Ligma Johnson 2024.

00:56:46.000 I actually have a shirt that says Ligma Johnson 2024, but that's a separate issue.

00:56:49.000 I think I think it's something that we could really get behind.

00:56:51.000 And then Dave Smith changes his name to Ligma Johnson.

00:56:53.000 If you go to a football tailgate to get those votes, there's so many places you could go.

00:56:58.000 You're just getting high vibes.

00:56:59.000 Banners, blips everywhere, Ligma Johnson everywhere. 0.97

00:57:02.000 Ligma Johnson's getting checked.

00:57:03.000 I could see it.

00:57:04.000 Remember when Deez Nuts got all those votes?

00:57:06.000 Yes.

00:57:07.000 See?

00:57:07.000 Yes.

00:57:08.000 Trump would have a meltdown too if Ligma Johnson actually served. 1.00

00:57:11.000 That guy, Ligma Johnson, don't know who he is.

00:57:14.000 Don't know why he's taking all these votes.

00:57:15.000 Not a very nice name.

00:57:17.000 Not very nice at all.

00:57:20.000 Yeah, but does it take away from, you know, if you were to actually just get people to vote for Dave Smith, I guess? 0.92

00:57:28.000 It's idiocracy.

00:57:28.000 We might as well meet people where they're at, right?

00:57:30.000 We might as well just go there.

00:57:32.000 Why not, right?

00:57:33.000 What else are we going to do?

00:57:34.000 Okay, well, you know, I couldn't help but bring up the Ligma Johnson thing again because it's just more interesting, but we have the story from Postmillennial.

00:57:40.000 This is just happening now.

00:57:42.000 Breaking news!

00:57:42.000 Twitter temporarily closes office buildings, suspends employee access.

00:57:47.000 On Thursday, it was revealed that Twitter had temporarily closed its office buildings and suspended access badges.

00:57:52.000 The offices are expected to reopen Monday, November 21st, giving Elon Musk and his team a chance to sort things out.

00:57:58.000 Sort what out?

00:57:59.000 No details as given why.

00:58:01.000 They just basically shut down?

00:58:03.000 We're hearing this is because Elon Musk and his team are terrified employees are going to sabotage the company.

00:58:08.000 Also, they're still trying to figure out which Twitter workers they need to cut access for.

00:58:12.000 Schiffer reported that employees were being told to continue to comply with company policy by refraining from discussing confidential company information on social media, with the press, or elsewhere.

00:58:21.000 It's interesting.

00:58:22.000 Elon Musk effectively performed a hostile takeover of a woke institution.

00:58:27.000 Yes.

00:58:28.000 These people are whiny baby children and are imploding and this is what happens when you do.

00:58:36.000 It's fascinating.

00:58:37.000 It's imagine like you're on the high seas and you board the enemy ship.

00:58:41.000 They're not just going to be like, well, I guess we work for you now.

00:58:43.000 Well, it was like this comical employment where you're getting insane amounts of money.

00:58:47.000 You're, you know, riding a scooter through the office.

00:58:50.000 It's just this insane job that you could have and now they don't know what to do.

00:58:54.000 There's no like, it's not even realistic.

00:58:57.000 I mean, the Twitter headquarters is basically like a daycare.

00:58:59.000 Have you seen the video on the day in the life of a Twitter employee?

00:59:01.000 And they have meditation rooms and game rooms and lattes and whatever.

00:59:06.000 Wine bar.

00:59:07.000 Yeah, on a roof.

00:59:09.000 Yeah.

00:59:10.000 Yes, they're these little latte liberals who are like basically working in a giant daycare and they're going online and complaining about their boss and then being like, why did I get fired? 0.91

00:59:20.000 He's this big evil man.

00:59:22.000 But he wouldn't have done anything if they weren't complaining about him publicly.

00:59:25.000 Yeah, Patrick Bateman in the 80s would seem like a harder worker than anybody on Twitter.

00:59:31.000 Maybe what needs to happen is Elon just buy all the companies.

00:59:34.000 And then they all just crumble, fall apart.

00:59:35.000 Oh, that would be great.

00:59:36.000 Grab Facebook.

00:59:37.000 Grab CNN.

00:59:39.000 I would love it.

00:59:39.000 I would like it if, yeah.

00:59:41.000 It's falling apart.

00:59:42.000 Yeah, they're doing a great job.

00:59:43.000 They just did a massive layoff too, didn't they?

00:59:45.000 What was it?

00:59:46.000 10,000 employees they're laying off?

00:59:47.000 Yeah, but...

00:59:49.000 Zuckerberg was right to try something new with meta, like AR stuff, because Facebook itself as a company is aging out of existence.

00:59:58.000 That's it.

00:59:58.000 They're going AOL.

00:59:59.000 That's what everyone thought was going to happen.

01:00:01.000 Good riddance.

01:00:02.000 Get out of here. 1.00

01:00:03.000 I'm sick of your crap. 1.00

01:00:04.000 Yeah, but TikTok is replacing them. 1.00

01:00:06.000 But at the same time, okay, fine, but that empire was absolutely evil with how they worked and orchestrated larger psyopsis against the American people, how they censored people.

01:00:16.000 I think we are seeing a digital transition.

01:00:18.000 I think what we're seeing at Twitter is some kind of civil war happening inside of that company.

01:00:23.000 Obviously, I would not want to be at the helm of being in charge of thousands of woke employees. 0.99

01:00:30.000 Project Veritas did an undercover video.

01:00:31.000 One of the employees at Twitter said that they worked four hours a week.

01:00:35.000 Okay.

01:00:36.000 Imagine having to deal with those kind of entitled individuals that just want to be at a wine bar the whole time.

01:00:43.000 It would be extremely difficult to get anything done here.

01:00:45.000 I'm still waiting for Elon Musk to bring people back that were banned, but I could see a lot of internal battles, a lot of internal fights happening right now just basically on that one particular issue, the unbannings. 0.99

01:00:58.000 I think this is personally, just from my own speculation, what this is all about.

01:01:02.000 And there's probably some people at the company saying, I will jeopardize this, I will expose this, I will say this, I will destroy this company, I will tell people how many bots are on this company if you allow Donald Trump to be on this platform, or Project Veritas, or all the other dozens of individuals, or Babylon Bee, or everyone else that should have not been banned.

01:01:24.000 Do it!

01:01:25.000 The issue is the advertisers, though.

01:01:28.000 He's really struggling with trying not to bankrupt this company by, you know, throwing all the advertisers to the wind.

01:01:35.000 I think that's why he was so quick to try the Twitter blue stuff, too, which obviously was rolled out a little too quickly.

01:01:40.000 I think he knew that.

01:01:42.000 Yeah, he did.

01:01:43.000 But, um, so I think that's why we're not seeing a lot of these unbannings yet is because he's trying to really grapple with and why he's getting rid of some of the staff as he needs it on the right track to tell advertisers, hey, this is, you know, where we need to go. 0.93

01:01:55.000 This is probably why he didn't want to buy it.

01:01:56.000 He tried backing out.

01:01:57.000 He saw the data and then realized that the reason Twitter is doing this is because of advertiser pressure.

01:02:02.000 Or government pressure.

01:02:03.000 goes in and makes these changes, then the advertisers drop, there's no money and the

01:02:06.000 company's gone.

01:02:08.000 And so they were like, good luck, buddy.

01:02:09.000 But that's why as soon as he comes in, like you said, Twitter blue right now everyone

01:02:13.000 sign up or government pressure already did.

01:02:17.000 Yeah.

01:02:18.000 I did, but he needs to implement a clash structure there because I bought Twitter blue and my checkmark used to say this person's verified because she's really cool and super important and now it says it's because I paid for Twitter blue.

01:02:30.000 It's fine.

01:02:31.000 Everybody can know it's because I paid for Twitter blue.

01:02:34.000 No, he made a mistake with that one because right now he is saying he's gonna remove legacy badges and they're all they're gonna drop off the next couple of months fine but bro if you're if you're if you're going around saying like you can have the limited edition first edition badge or the like like the reprint I don't want to reprint No.

01:02:54.000 Like, why am I gonna pay for that?

01:02:55.000 Okay, and Tim, you know, dimensions are really bad, Luke.

01:02:58.000 You know, it's really hard for us to sort things, not to be an elitist Twitter prick, but it's really bad.

01:03:04.000 You know, I can't see, you know, you can't see anything that's notable or that needs your attention.

01:03:09.000 It's really... I only talk to important people, is what you're saying.

01:03:12.000 So, let me tell you guys... No, it's hard to, you know, when you use it for business too, it's hard to sort through dimensions now, it's kind of a...

01:03:17.000 My mobile app is the Twitter beta app, which I've not updated.

01:03:22.000 O'Rourke?

01:03:23.000 Yes.

01:03:24.000 And my mentions are the same as they've always been.

01:03:28.000 Anyone who bought Twitter Blue does not appear verified on this app.

01:03:33.000 Really?

01:03:33.000 Yeah, so I noticed because we got Twitter Blue for TimCast News, because I was like, I want the news organization to have a verification badge on it.

01:03:40.000 And so I logged on my phone, and there's no badge, and I was like, what?

01:03:42.000 I was like, what am I paying for?

01:03:43.000 And then I looked online, and it was there, and I was like, huh?

01:03:46.000 Then everyone started saying mentions were busted, and I pulled up my phone and looked, and I'm like, the only people in my mentions are legacy verified people.

01:03:53.000 And so, uh... So you're not updating?

01:03:56.000 I'm not updating the app.

01:03:58.000 No. 0.90

01:03:58.000 See, Tim's an elitist prick, too. 0.90

01:04:02.000 Well, he's earned it. 0.93

01:04:03.000 But this is interesting.

01:04:05.000 I already have a mention section for everyone.

01:04:09.000 If you tweet at me and you're talking at me and you have a standard account, that's fine.

01:04:14.000 The verification tab doesn't need to be the elites or anything like that, but it does create a space where the people who are interacting with me are working for some company or something like that.

01:04:24.000 So then, typically what I see is journalists talking about stuff, or people I know and have worked with talking about stuff.

01:04:32.000 Now, with the Twitter blue verification, I'm hearing people say like they lost that feed of their colleagues.

01:04:40.000 Yep.

01:04:40.000 So he's got to figure out filters for this stuff.

01:04:43.000 Yeah, but again, I think he rolled it out so quickly because he just wanted to give a cushion to everything that's going on with the advertisers, but I don't really think there's a way around that.

01:04:54.000 He's just got to let go that the advertisers, they're not going to care.

01:04:56.000 If he lets these people back on the platform, the advertisers are gone.

01:05:00.000 Well, what I don't like is that he created the second verification.

01:05:03.000 The official tag now?

01:05:05.000 Like, wow, dude.

01:05:07.000 It's confusing and weird.

01:05:08.000 And why does the corporate media have it?

01:05:13.000 So how do I get it for TimCast News, huh?

01:05:16.000 I want to be double verified.

01:05:18.000 What do I got to do, huh?

01:05:19.000 Lincoln Johnson?

01:05:20.000 Yeah.

01:05:21.000 Huh?

01:05:21.000 How are we going to make sure he gets into office with this kind of shenanigans going on?

01:05:25.000 I know.

01:05:26.000 You know what's going on here.

01:05:27.000 Not to mention... I think, too, with a lot of the people, though, the age that are working for him, the fact that that's kind of the mentality of that group, is there a way that he can actually control his employees?

01:05:37.000 I mean, how do you really know?

01:05:38.000 I mean, aren't they kind of all against him?

01:05:40.000 Minus a small percentage?

01:05:41.000 You know, I'll tell you the challenge.

01:05:42.000 I don't know if it's true or not.

01:05:44.000 It's not on fire.

01:05:44.000 is best described this way. If you have a storefront in any city and it's not on

01:05:51.000 fire and you put a sign in the window that says you support Trump in the

01:05:55.000 middle of the night a guy puts on a mask and throws a brick through your window

01:05:57.000 causing you thousands of dollars in damages and potentially shutting your

01:06:00.000 store down for the day you call the police what are the police gonna tell

01:06:02.000 you? Oh you have insurance?

01:06:05.000 Yeah.

01:06:05.000 They said, well, what are we supposed to do about it?

01:06:07.000 You say, I don't know, stop the guy?

01:06:08.000 How?

01:06:09.000 I got video footage of him.

01:06:10.000 Okay, it's a guy in a hoodie.

01:06:11.000 What do you want us to do?

01:06:12.000 Forensic analysis?

01:06:13.000 CSI?

01:06:14.000 Dust for prints?

01:06:15.000 Track every servant?

01:06:16.000 It's not going to happen.

01:06:18.000 So, Elon Musk knows this.

01:06:20.000 If someone does sabotage the company, sure he can look in the logs, but I would guarantee you that if one of his employees committed a felony against him, law enforcement would do nothing about it.

01:06:34.000 No.

01:06:35.000 It's probably true.

01:06:37.000 Unless it's pro-establishment.

01:06:39.000 He would have to use his own people to actually press charges against him and go that route.

01:06:43.000 Do you think that's possible?

01:06:44.000 It'll never happen.

01:06:44.000 You don't think so?

01:06:45.000 Absolutely not.

01:06:46.000 If it was the other way around, hands down.

01:06:49.000 Oh, of course.

01:06:51.000 If Twitter was owned by Jack Dorsey and Vijaya Gandhi at the helm and it was pro-Democrat like it had been for years, and an employee sabotaged it because they were tied to the political bias, they'd be locked up in 10 seconds.

01:07:01.000 Oh, I agree.

01:07:02.000 And I'm not saying this based on, like, perceived political bias.

01:07:05.000 I'm saying it based on actually looking at how law enforcement's operating in this country and personal experience.

01:07:12.000 If someone commits a very serious federal crime, it will not—it just doesn't happen.

01:07:19.000 I've talked to law- like swatting is a really great example.

01:07:21.000 I was just going to bring that up, but I didn't know if we were supposed to go there.

01:07:23.000 Right, exactly, exactly.

01:07:24.000 I was going to say, is that specifically what you were mentioning?

01:07:26.000 Partly.

01:07:27.000 Yeah.

01:07:27.000 But, um, we have evidence.

01:07:29.000 And so, you know, I go- we've talked to multiple law enforcement agencies and they're just like, guy, you have- you have- you have armed guards?

01:07:36.000 You're fine.

01:07:37.000 And then I'm like, dude.

01:07:39.000 This is like, gone on too much.

01:07:41.000 They're committing crimes, and they're like, don't care, sorry, have a nice day.

01:07:44.000 It's nothing, it's been a year.

01:07:46.000 They're using your people to commit crimes and you don't care. 0.55

01:07:50.000 But the issue is, now that we are paying for it, now that we pay for armed guards and things like that, they're like, oh, so we don't gotta worry about it anymore, right?

01:08:00.000 So, so what?

01:08:02.000 And I'm like, okay.

01:08:03.000 They don't care in general though, because I know, I had a really bad stalker, Lauren Southern and I had the same stalker.

01:08:09.000 I stopped.

01:08:10.000 And I'm here!

01:08:13.000 I know!

01:08:13.000 Well, she left with a restraining order.

01:08:15.000 It was really bad, and I remember, you know, it got escalated up to the FBI, and I had the FBI, he was the head of the Cyber Crimes Division, and he calls me, and I said, yeah, a lot of this stuff is happening on Twitter, the guy's made like 300 plus YouTube videos about me.

01:08:30.000 You know what the guy at the FBI, the head of the cybercrime division, you know what he told me?

01:08:34.000 He said, have you tried calling Twitter?

01:08:37.000 I said, sir, with all due respect, if you think I can call Twitter, you shouldn't be head of the cybercrimes unit.

01:08:43.000 He told me to call Twitter about a stalker, a very serious stalker I had, the FBI.

01:08:49.000 That's amazing.

01:08:50.000 Well, you know, if there's a traffic violation, the cops are there and it generates revenue for the state, but your life's in danger, they don't give a damn.

01:08:59.000 That's usually the protocol of what's happening here.

01:09:01.000 And it's very interesting to see what's happening because we have U.S.

01:09:04.000 senators right now calling for the FTC to investigate Twitter and Elon Musk as we have the The whole FTX scandal with clients losing billions of dollars and then they don't care about that.

01:09:15.000 They're not really doing anything around that issue.

01:09:18.000 The FBI is giving a warning to the guy saying, hey, we probably will be investigating you.

01:09:22.000 This is your time to leave and escape right now.

01:09:25.000 Literally giving him a warning.

01:09:26.000 It's almost like they laundered $40 million for the Democrats.

01:09:31.000 Well, that's what it looks like.

01:09:32.000 Absolutely.

01:09:34.000 The crazy thing about FTX is it seems like what they were trying to do, what this guy Bankman Freed is saying is, hey, we didn't do anything on tour with your money.

01:09:42.000 We didn't gamble it.

01:09:43.000 We loaned it to Alameda.

01:09:46.000 And then Alameda does investments, and they make investments with their money.

01:09:48.000 They weren't gambling.

01:09:49.000 That's what their company does.

01:09:51.000 And the money's lost.

01:09:52.000 My question, where was the money invested?

01:09:55.000 Who benefited?

01:09:56.000 Because think about the chain right here.

01:09:58.000 11 billion people.

01:10:02.000 Eleven billion dollars in American money was in FTX.

01:10:09.000 Gone now because it's transferred to Alameda.

01:10:12.000 Alameda did something with that money.

01:10:14.000 They didn't give eleven billion dollars to Democrats.

01:10:17.000 And why does it stop there?

01:10:18.000 Why is the media just stopping here?

01:10:22.000 Let's figure out where Alameda put that money because I'm willing to bet there's more co-conspirators So they basically are playing this game of, look, I'm just a company that invests in this, that, or otherwise.

01:10:36.000 And Alameda came to me and said they wanted to invest.

01:10:39.000 Don't look at me.

01:10:40.000 The money's mine now.

01:10:40.000 It's clean.

01:10:41.000 How many steps until they actually take that money and doesn't come back?

01:10:45.000 Yeah, it's like the cartel.

01:10:48.000 Essentially.

01:10:49.000 Well, it is.

01:10:49.000 It's the same thing.

01:10:50.000 It's money laundering.

01:10:51.000 I mean, it's just it's what do you do with cocaine?

01:10:53.000 It's what you do with anything else.

01:10:55.000 40 million of it went to Democrats.

01:10:56.000 Yes.

01:10:57.000 40 million went to Democrats.

01:10:59.000 For ballot harvesting.

01:11:01.000 Yeah.

01:11:01.000 Largely.

01:11:01.000 Of U.S.

01:11:04.000 taxpayer dollars, essentially.

01:11:07.000 And then you have these huge names that had a huge amount of money in, you know, involved in it.

01:11:14.000 I think there's also breaking news right now of the local government in the Bahamas actually taking control of the remaining FTX assets right now in the making of this video.

01:11:26.000 So they also invested a lot of money in alleged tech startups in allegedly global warming.

01:11:31.000 And also fighting the next pandemic.

01:11:33.000 Where that money went, I think, you know, we should be asking a lot of very serious questions because people were defrauded.

01:11:38.000 People lost their money.

01:11:39.000 That money, of course, was sent to politicians, not just Democrats, also, you know, GOP causes and Republican candidates as well, and they're super PACs, so we have to understand, you know, protection money goes both ways.

01:11:50.000 How will it protect them?

01:11:51.000 What's going to happen next is going to be really, really interesting and fascinating to see how rotten and corrupted the entire system is.

01:11:58.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:11:58.000 Everything they did say that they spent the money on was this very, very just sort of vague, generalized topic.

01:12:05.000 They were quicker to stop Redditors who were investing in GameStop and AMC.

01:12:11.000 Oh, very quick.

01:12:12.000 Absolutely.

01:12:12.000 Very quickly.

01:12:14.000 Yeah, that was the national emergency.

01:12:16.000 They got the agents ready for those.

01:12:17.000 Right away.

01:12:18.000 Do not pass code.

01:12:19.000 Do not collect $200.

01:12:19.000 I just had games stop because I knew a PlayStation was coming out and I was like, I don't know, maybe.

01:12:23.000 And then one day I was like, oh, wow.

01:12:27.000 I'm rich.

01:12:27.000 Look at that.

01:12:28.000 So apparently this report from Daily Mail, Bahamas government ordered fallen crypto CEO Sam Bankman-Fried to hack FTX systems and transfer assets to the island nation after he filed bankruptcy.

01:12:41.000 Wow.

01:12:41.000 Well then.

01:12:42.000 But what are we doing about this?

01:12:43.000 What is the FTC doing about this?

01:12:45.000 They just fined Kim Kardashian a million dollars for not putting, like, hashtag ad on her Instagram post or not disclosing how much she made on an Instagram post.

01:12:52.000 They're gonna investigate Twitter.

01:12:54.000 You know, because Elon Musk is bringing in Ligma Johnson.

01:12:56.000 You know, we can't have that.

01:12:58.000 That's a big problem.

01:12:59.000 And that guy is gonna change the world.

01:13:02.000 You know what people are saying is, uh, Bankman Freed's gonna get away with it to a great degree because he paid for it.

01:13:10.000 He paid for it.

01:13:11.000 He bought his immunity.

01:13:12.000 And so, the press is, he's getting scrutiny because of Twitter.

01:13:16.000 He's getting scrutiny because of Reddit.

01:13:18.000 He's not having these hardcore journalistic exposés coming out.

01:13:22.000 In fact, I think, uh, I think, if we have this tweet, here we go, look at this.

01:13:26.000 Jake Shields tweeting, this looks like an event not to miss.

01:13:31.000 Zelensky, Bankman Freed, Larry Fink, and many more, including Janet Yellen.

01:13:35.000 The New York Times event, November 30th, 8am to 6pm.

01:13:37.000 Only $2,400 to attend.

01:13:41.000 If you look at the partners of who he was working with, he was working with the Ukrainian Bank, he was working with the World Economic Forum, he was working with Tony Blair, he was working with Bill Clinton, he's working with known people who are war criminals and child diddlers, let's be honest here. 0.98

01:13:57.000 He was working with the worst of the worst when it comes to the most powerful, the most evilest people on the face of this earth, so I think it's fair to conclude Especially with how fast the company was was was made so ... popular especially with everyone on the corporate ... media shilling for him calling him the next JP Morgan ... and chase that there's something up here that's a lot ... more nefarious than we actually know about I think ... right now we only know very little about what actually ... happened here I think a lot of this was maybe a money ... laundering front I think there's a lot of secret ... shadowy money moving around coming from one place going ... to another place I think what what is what could be ...

01:14:33.000 Did you guys see that, uh, I think it was Olenski who said, it was a Russian missile and NATO's wrong?

01:14:38.000 I saw that, yeah.

01:14:39.000 that could probably blow people's minds away.

01:14:41.000 But again, that's just speculation.

01:14:42.000 But at the end of the day right now, what else are we left to think here?

01:14:46.000 Did you guys see that, I think it was Alensky who said, it was a Russian missile and NATO's wrong.

01:14:52.000 Yep.

01:14:53.000 I saw that.

01:14:54.000 He doubled down.

01:14:54.000 World War III.

01:14:56.000 He's like, I imagine that, you know, he does these videos where he's like, we must protect freedom and Russia is a terrorist state. 0.57

01:15:01.000 And then as soon as the camera turns off, he just goes... Because this dude's out of his mind. 0.97

01:15:08.000 No, I feel like he just orders some of the same hookers as Hunter. 0.98

01:15:12.000 Has a good time. 0.98

01:15:13.000 He closes the laptop and then Hunter walks out and then he's like smoking a crack pipe.

01:15:16.000 He's like, good job.

01:15:17.000 Let's do this.

01:15:18.000 They're on the same yacht.

01:15:20.000 It's not illegal because we're on the water.

01:15:23.000 He acts like a movie star.

01:15:25.000 He acts like a movie star.

01:15:26.000 He is!

01:15:27.000 One of my favorite Babylon Bee headlines that we did, it said after, what was it, Hurricane Ian, that awful, it said President Zelensky is on a raft asking Hurricane Ian victims for money for Ukraine.

01:15:41.000 Well, they need their money, I guess.

01:15:42.000 Yeah.

01:15:44.000 I feel like, is this just something that they're doing because there's no actual real money, so now they're just creating money to kind of get more legitimate money back into the More real money.

01:15:53.000 Does that make sense?

01:15:54.000 There's real money?

01:15:55.000 Well, no, there's not real money, but there's money that we think is more real than other money.

01:15:59.000 It's war.

01:16:01.000 It's war.

01:16:01.000 War, war, what is it good for?

01:16:03.000 Increasing domestic manufacturing.

01:16:05.000 In March of 2020, we got off the fractional reserve system and switched to the infinite reserve system, meaning banks could create money on demand with no restriction at all.

01:16:15.000 And print money.

01:16:16.000 And instead of the IRS that takes your fake money.

01:16:18.000 Yeah, well, so the point of the IRS is to limit financial expansion and inflation, not to actually fund the government.

01:16:27.000 This is modern monetary theory.

01:16:29.000 So what happens is, when you take your credit card and swipe, that money's created.

01:16:36.000 When a bank gives out a loan, the money is created.

01:16:38.000 They're not giving you money they have.

01:16:40.000 And since March of 2020, they've had no restrictions.

01:16:42.000 It used to be, it was like a 90% restriction.

01:16:44.000 So if they had a hundred grand, they could create 90% more.

01:16:47.000 And then what people are complaining about is that you create that money and put it in another bank.

01:16:51.000 That bank then loans at another 90%, which then puts into another bank.

01:16:53.000 And then they keep doing that. 0.99

01:16:54.000 And eventually they were like, this is dumb. 0.90

01:16:56.000 Let's just tell the banks they can make money endlessly. 0.94

01:16:58.000 And now the money supply is whoo!

01:17:01.000 Through the roof! 0.90

01:17:02.000 People are just printing, making it.

01:17:04.000 I kind of feel like in 2008, they knew the system was collapsing.

01:17:08.000 So they started preparing to jump ship and they were like, let's print as much money as possible for ourselves to absorb as much natural resources that we can and enrich ourselves.

01:17:19.000 Then when the system collapses, we'll be lords of our little fiefdoms.

01:17:22.000 Oh, I knew 2008 was going to end when the dumbest cokeheads I knew were driving $60,000 cars and selling $3 million houses. 1.00

01:17:29.000 Good for them, huh? 0.99

01:17:30.000 Yeah.

01:17:31.000 Well, I mean, not really.

01:17:32.000 I think they spent it all pretty quick.

01:17:35.000 And here we are.

01:17:36.000 But yeah, it all worked out, though.

01:17:38.000 I guess my advice is, uh, get a nice little plot of land and get some chickens. 0.67

01:17:42.000 Some goats, maybe.

01:17:43.000 Or forest.

01:17:44.000 I'm not going to get off this.

01:17:46.000 Ligma Johnson forest?

01:17:47.000 Yeah.

01:17:48.000 We could pull this, we could pull this off.

01:17:50.000 I mean, I can, I can name the forest on Freedama Stand the Ligma Johnson forest right now.

01:17:56.000 Well, what's stopping you?

01:17:57.000 It's like 30 acres of forested area.

01:17:59.000 We have to make this a public place, though, that people could come into and enjoy Legma Johnson to the fullest extent.

01:18:04.000 Bring the family.

01:18:05.000 Yo, hold on.

01:18:07.000 There's, like, 200 acres of forested land for, like, a million bucks.

01:18:11.000 So, all we need is 100,000 people to donate $10, and then we will have a public land.

01:18:19.000 Was it?

01:18:19.000 They got 20 on it right now.

01:18:21.000 Make it 15, and we can put bathrooms.

01:18:24.000 And then, you know, Ligma Johnson National Forest.

01:18:27.000 We could adopt a highway, too.

01:18:28.000 We could just make it a town at this point.

01:18:30.000 It's just gonna be a town at this point.

01:18:33.000 I don't know, do you think that we, like, so I know where there's a big plot of land, like 200 acres for like a million bucks.

01:18:39.000 Graveyard?

01:18:39.000 And it's forested, all forested, there's a road going through it, and it's weirdly shaped, but, uh, you know, if we got 50,000 people to give 20 bucks, Can we make Dave mayor of Ligma Johnson?

01:18:55.000 Please.

01:18:57.000 Yes.

01:18:58.000 Thank you.

01:18:58.000 We'll build a statue.

01:18:59.000 You be the lord.

01:19:00.000 No, no, no, it's you.

01:19:02.000 We'll build a statue of you.

01:19:03.000 Right when you come in, it'll be like, welcome to Ligma Johnson, you know, public forest.

01:19:07.000 But the two pranksters, the two OGs need to be recognized.

01:19:09.000 That's true.

01:19:10.000 So it'll be, it'll be a statue of Dave as like a jolly old man with his arm around the Ligma Johnson guy.

01:19:16.000 He's got a cigar in his mouth.

01:19:18.000 They'll be right in the middle.

01:19:18.000 But the Ligma Johnson guys have to be huge.

01:19:20.000 Yeah, I could be in the middle of them but smaller.

01:19:24.000 I'm fine with that.

01:19:25.000 I know where I stand.

01:19:26.000 And then the woman who was on there reporting the story, she's just in a glass box crying the whole time.

01:19:31.000 Yes, the real woman.

01:19:32.000 We'll put a statue of her and we'll do like, they do these things out here because it's all Civil War territory.

01:19:37.000 Yes.

01:19:38.000 Where they have these like placards that are covered and you can read about the history.

01:19:41.000 We'll do that as you walk the trail of the Ligma Johnson forest explaining like It won't just talk about Ligma Johnson.

01:19:48.000 It will talk about the history of the corrupt media.

01:19:50.000 Yes.

01:19:50.000 This would actually be really cool, but you'd need an extra, like, ten grand or something like that for installation and stuff.

01:19:55.000 But it would be really cool if you, like, walked the path and there were, like, little things being like, you know, in this year, this, you know, media organization lied about this and stuff like that.

01:20:03.000 Right.

01:20:04.000 You follow the years back to the origin of fake news and it's, you know, talking about like fake reports like when... Who was it who reported that Napoleon had won and the stocks crashed?

01:20:14.000 Oh, the Rothschilds. 0.90

01:20:15.000 Is that what the Rothschilds did? 0.93

01:20:17.000 They had someone claim that Napoleon won the Napoleonic Wars and then all of a sudden the stocks were collapsing.

01:20:22.000 They started buying them all up like crazy and then the real word came in that he actually lost and then all of a sudden everything he had was worth way more.

01:20:30.000 Yeah.

01:20:30.000 You know, so there you go, like, go back to the origins of the fake news narrative manipulation stuff.

01:20:36.000 All the way to, like, Marilyn Monroe, who's just not ODing.

01:20:38.000 It's just two CIA agents stuffing pills in her face.

01:20:42.000 MKUltra.

01:20:43.000 Yeah.

01:20:44.000 That'd be super cool.

01:20:45.000 You know what we do?

01:20:46.000 We buy the land, and then we let the public put up whatever placard they want.

01:20:50.000 It's like, just show up and do it.

01:20:52.000 Whatever.

01:20:52.000 It's public land.

01:20:53.000 Have fun.

01:20:54.000 And, like, there'll be one big sign at the entrance being, like, by entering this property, you can't sue us.

01:20:59.000 And then at the end it says, Biden Federman.

01:21:01.000 2024.

01:21:02.000 It's a no-brainer. 0.97

01:21:04.000 Damn right. 0.87

01:21:04.000 We all win. 0.87

01:21:05.000 We gotta take back the commons.

01:21:07.000 I kind of think this is possible.

01:21:08.000 This would be like a huge thing if we were able to start a crowdfund.

01:21:12.000 You'd need to raise a little bit more for closing costs and stuff like that.

01:21:15.000 Find the plot of land, announce that we want to buy it, and then see if people are willing to pitch in $10 to buy the land, and we'll put it into a trust or something.

01:21:22.000 And we make it available to the general public, and we make it a big park.

01:21:26.000 Should make it a scholarship for journalists.

01:21:29.000 The Legman Johnson scholarship.

01:21:31.000 Yeah, but I don't want to give those people money, you know what I mean?

01:21:32.000 Like, I don't want to put people in journalism school.

01:21:34.000 Yeah, you don't want them to go to indoctrination camps.

01:21:36.000 It could be a big theme park.

01:21:39.000 So that would be a lot harder.

01:21:40.000 But I'm open to, you know, it's like 50 years later, we're all old, and it's like the happiest place on earth, Park Ligma Johnson with roller coasters.

01:21:49.000 It's like Disney, but you're aware of what goes on.

01:21:50.000 Dave's there and he's very old, and they're like, tell us the story again, Dave, about how this was formed.

01:21:54.000 Well, kids, it was 50 years ago.

01:21:56.000 I just couldn't stop talking about it.

01:21:58.000 Especially about the pacifiers.

01:22:01.000 And the condoms.

01:22:04.000 What if we like pitch this to Elon and ask him to contribute because, look, the real goal is no one's going to own this.

01:22:10.000 It's going to be like a privately owned public space in a trust.

01:22:13.000 So the value is retained with the property, but you create a public park and you call it Ligma Johnson.

01:22:18.000 And it would just, you know, I'm pretty sure we could find some rich people who get down on that for sure.

01:22:23.000 All right, let's do it.

01:22:25.000 Some people who didn't lose to FTX, they gotta be out there.

01:22:28.000 That's right.

01:22:28.000 Let me let me write down Ligma Johnson.

01:22:31.000 I'm writing it down.

01:22:32.000 Oh, he's serious.

01:22:33.000 I'm serious too.

01:22:35.000 He's real serious.

01:22:37.000 This is the fall of Rome.

01:22:38.000 Does anybody have Elon's phone number?

01:22:40.000 I do.

01:22:40.000 You do?

01:22:41.000 Yeah, well, I call Twitter.

01:22:42.000 We'll call Twitter after the show and then... Here's an idea.

01:22:48.000 We could somehow use the property as a way to help support Twitter, and then everyone, when they log in, they just see the fundraiser on the top of their feeds.

01:22:57.000 Powered by Ligma Johnson.

01:22:59.000 That's right, that's right.

01:23:02.000 What if Elon changes the verification badge to the Ligma Johnson badge?

01:23:06.000 Oh, what does our badge look like, though? 0.97

01:23:08.000 Just balls. 0.99

01:23:08.000 Balls. 0.99

01:23:08.000 Just a nice set. 0.99

01:23:09.000 Well, here's what I'm thinking.

01:23:16.000 To what degree could Elon screw with Twitter and we'd all just go along with it?

01:23:21.000 You know, like already we have double verification.

01:23:22.000 Oh, I would write it. 0.89

01:23:23.000 He could burn it down. 0.95

01:23:24.000 That'd be great.

01:23:27.000 It would be like 2015 Twitter all over again.

01:23:29.000 Fire everybody and just hire people over the age of 45. 1.00

01:23:34.000 Yeah.

01:23:35.000 I mean, why doesn't he just strip everything out of it and turn it into a decentralized text feed and just be like, we got no staff.

01:23:44.000 Protocol.

01:23:45.000 Nobody's in charge of it.

01:23:46.000 Yep.

01:23:46.000 Just protocol.

01:23:47.000 There you go.

01:23:48.000 It'll exist forever.

01:23:49.000 People will use it and nobody makes money on it.

01:23:51.000 Yep.

01:23:51.000 He'd lose $44 billion, I guess.

01:23:53.000 And his investors would be really, really angry.

01:23:55.000 He's got to pay that debt back.

01:23:56.000 So I don't know.

01:23:56.000 Yeah, but he wants to make it WeChat.

01:23:58.000 He wants to make it that we have to do almost everything on there, so I don't think that's the vision that he sees with Twitter.

01:24:05.000 I gotta be honest, if it were me, like, I would roll out a Ligma Johnson button on the left just because.

01:24:13.000 Because you need to, you know what I mean?

01:24:15.000 Yeah, well, it's like a like button, but better.

01:24:17.000 Yeah.

01:24:18.000 And, you know, you could ligma the post.

01:24:20.000 Yeah.

01:24:21.000 You could Johnson it.

01:24:21.000 What does a ligma mean?

01:24:23.000 What does the ligma mean?

01:24:24.000 Is it a gun?

01:24:25.000 Is that like a like?

01:24:25.000 It's like a like.

01:24:26.000 Well, yeah.

01:24:26.000 It's like a super like.

01:24:27.000 You click it.

01:24:28.000 It's, well, it's, you know, the like implies you like it or you're favoriting it right now.

01:24:32.000 The ligma just means you ligmit it.

01:24:34.000 That's it.

01:24:35.000 Yeah.

01:24:35.000 I don't know what it means.

01:24:36.000 It's whatever it means to you.

01:24:37.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:24:39.000 Just think about The ability to do funny stuff like that.

01:24:42.000 You know what I mean?

01:24:44.000 You might as well.

01:24:45.000 You think I'm not being serious?

01:24:47.000 No, I think you're being serious.

01:24:49.000 Because nothing's funny anymore.

01:24:52.000 Because everything's so crazy.

01:24:53.000 Well, everything you say is just under a microscope and being Italian. 1.00

01:24:56.000 I'm telling you right now, if you go to TimCast.com and you go to the Join Us page, you can see, you want to pull that up?

01:25:03.000 You can see we've got our rooster, Roberto Jr., and our cat, Bocas, in our talent tree.

01:25:08.000 And of course, Jamie Kilstein.

01:25:09.000 Jamie, you're still there, despite the fact that Jamie was consulting and now he's not here right now.

01:25:13.000 But I put my rooster, Roberto Jr., up in our- It's like really good headshots of your rooster and your cat.

01:25:19.000 It is very good.

01:25:19.000 Bocas is the star of the show.

01:25:21.000 How did you get them to see that still for the photo?

01:25:23.000 Is it a male rooster?

01:25:24.000 Is that your male rooster up there, Tim?

01:25:26.000 Is there a female rooster, Luke?

01:25:28.000 Is there such a thing as a female rooster? 1.00

01:25:30.000 It's 2022, Tim.

01:25:31.000 You gotta get with the times.

01:25:35.000 Yes, that is Roberto Jr.

01:25:37.000 He is the star.

01:25:38.000 So that is your male chicken on there.

01:25:43.000 That is my male chicken. 0.71

01:25:44.000 I like it.

01:25:45.000 I also put a 96 foot tall billboard of him in Times Square.

01:25:50.000 Oh, did you really?

01:25:51.000 Oh yeah, you did.

01:25:51.000 I saw that.

01:25:52.000 That's awesome. 0.99

01:25:53.000 Yes, a 96 foot tall picture of my cock was up in Times Square. 0.98

01:25:56.000 Family friendly show here. 0.99

01:25:58.000 You know, that's my point.

01:26:02.000 I'm just like, I don't know.

01:26:04.000 I don't know exactly what it did, but it was something, you know.

01:26:08.000 I'm just waiting for Elon to throw a pie.

01:26:11.000 I guess he kind of is though.

01:26:11.000 The Ligma Johnson stuff.

01:26:13.000 I'm all for it.

01:26:14.000 Someone's got to do something.

01:26:15.000 It's getting boring.

01:26:16.000 Elon, I hope you're listening.

01:26:17.000 That's the positive thing about Trump.

01:26:19.000 That's why people love Trump.

01:26:20.000 People were so bored and tired and they wanted someone to, you know.

01:26:25.000 He was a monkey wrench in a system, and that's what we enjoyed seeing.

01:26:28.000 He still is.

01:26:29.000 He very clearly still is.

01:26:30.000 That's why everyone's so upset about him running again.

01:26:33.000 Yes.

01:26:35.000 And the meltdowns are pretty fun.

01:26:36.000 Yeah.

01:26:37.000 Just to watch people lose their minds.

01:26:38.000 It's fun to see the Republicans melting down over him again.

01:26:41.000 That was fun.

01:26:42.000 I'm like, yes, it's 2015 all over again.

01:26:45.000 And it's the same people!

01:26:47.000 I love DeSantis, but the DeSantis bros are coming out in full force right now, and they're so annoying.

01:26:52.000 They're so cringe.

01:26:53.000 I think a lot of people take themselves too seriously.

01:26:55.000 I think that's the main issue.

01:26:56.000 A lot of people are like angry.

01:26:58.000 How dare you trigger or get angry at Trump?

01:27:00.000 And I'm like, well, just stop it. 0.97

01:27:03.000 Stop with the nonsense.

01:27:04.000 Same with the DeSantis people.

01:27:05.000 DeSantis hasn't even announced.

01:27:06.000 He's not even running.

01:27:08.000 And you got these guys like saying, no, it's going to be DeSantis.

01:27:10.000 The guy's not even running right now.

01:27:12.000 No, his exact words were, I just won this election.

01:27:16.000 Could you calm down and let me do my job?

01:27:18.000 So, you know, we could try to do, and I mean it, we could set up a fundraiser.

01:27:23.000 A crowdfund.

01:27:25.000 None of the money.

01:27:25.000 We would set up a bank account with like a trust or something.

01:27:29.000 Um, we gotta figure out the proper legal way to do it.

01:27:31.000 Maybe we actually have all the money go specifically to, like, a lawyer or something.

01:27:36.000 So that no one, no individual benefits from it and the lawyer's only signed, like, ability is to transfer the money for the property or something.

01:27:43.000 And then, uh, I bet if we got a bunch of other prominent personalities, um, commentators on board with it, we could easily raise money to buy a large plot.

01:27:53.000 I bet you could make it a 501c3 too.

01:27:55.000 Very difficult to do.

01:27:56.000 Take two years.

01:27:57.000 You should do it.

01:27:58.000 Two years later, we'll be having a committee meeting to determine how we move forward, so.

01:28:02.000 You know, a lot of people ask, like, what we're doing with our fact-checking organization.

01:28:05.000 Yeah, we've been in filing for a year and a half, so maybe after 27 months, when all of that gets confirmed, we'll actually be able to do something, but that's how it goes.

01:28:13.000 There are things you can do, but maybe a trust for it, or something like that.

01:28:18.000 Maybe there's a public trust thing you can do.

01:28:20.000 I don't know.

01:28:21.000 Maybe you can make it so that after a hundred years, the property reverts to the local jurisdiction, but it can't ever have its name changed.

01:28:31.000 Something like that.

01:28:32.000 But we don't even have to do a million dollar property.

01:28:34.000 We could probably find 50 acres.

01:28:37.000 And get something for just a forested 50 acres.

01:28:41.000 Find something in eastern West Virginia.

01:28:43.000 I bet you could find 50 acres for like a hundred or two hundred grand.

01:28:46.000 They like give away land in Kansas, though.

01:28:48.000 You could probably get cheaper there.

01:28:50.000 There's parts of Detroit you can just have.

01:28:56.000 We should do that!

01:28:57.000 Yeah, let's just do it.

01:28:58.000 Buy a whole neighborhood.

01:28:59.000 I feel like it would be even better if it's in Detroit.

01:29:02.000 What if we went into an area where there was at least a hundred people and then bought up enough property to lobby those people to create a new city?

01:29:10.000 A township?

01:29:11.000 Inside of it?

01:29:12.000 Well, because I think you need like a hundred people to incorporate a town or something.

01:29:16.000 I'm in.

01:29:16.000 The city of Ligma Johnson?

01:29:18.000 I'm for it already.

01:29:19.000 I already know some properties.

01:29:21.000 But you know the thing about buying the forested areas that you really can make it just like a park and like people can come hang out?

01:29:27.000 Well in Detroit though you have pit bulls and gangs of them roving around.

01:29:32.000 Really?

01:29:33.000 Yeah of course.

01:29:34.000 Wow.

01:29:35.000 Yeah it's been that way forever.

01:29:36.000 Are you allowed to have guns?

01:29:37.000 Yeah.

01:29:38.000 Oh okay.

01:29:38.000 I don't think they care if you're allowed to.

01:29:40.000 I mean even if you're allowed to or not you can buy one out of a paper bag.

01:29:43.000 I don't know if it works.

01:29:44.000 But they are around.

01:29:47.000 Oh man, what a sad story, Detroit.

01:29:49.000 Yeah, it was once called the Paris of the Midwest.

01:29:51.000 Really?

01:29:51.000 Yeah.

01:29:53.000 They called it that.

01:29:54.000 Now it looks like someone dropped a nuke on it.

01:29:56.000 Well, yes, it happened in the late 60s and it's just sort of stayed the same.

01:30:01.000 The downtown's looking nice, that's what everyone says.

01:30:03.000 It's improving?

01:30:04.000 Yeah, it's great.

01:30:05.000 It's nice down there.

01:30:06.000 Well, I wouldn't say it's improving.

01:30:08.000 It's a city built for 7 million people with 700,000 living in it.

01:30:12.000 Lots of property we could buy for a town.

01:30:14.000 Infrastructure is really expensive though because of that.

01:30:16.000 It's like ten times the cost for water and stuff.

01:30:19.000 Yeah, the taxes are very pricey.

01:30:21.000 Yeah.

01:30:22.000 But that's why I'm saying West Virginia, because we're out here.

01:30:24.000 Yeah.

01:30:24.000 And I've already seen property maybe like an hour west of where we're at, where it's like there's a river.

01:30:30.000 That's nice.

01:30:31.000 And some of them even have like power conduit, like power conduits or whatever.

01:30:34.000 So you call the electric company and then they'll just put a meter and a plug.

01:30:38.000 But have you ever seen a frozen homeless guy in an elevator shaft that's been abandoned for years?

01:30:44.000 And we can have that, you're saying.

01:30:46.000 I'm saying you can have it.

01:30:48.000 Well now I'm sold!

01:30:50.000 I'm just trying to- The Ligma Johnson elevator shaft!

01:30:53.000 And then what we'll do is, we'll immortalize the frozen homeless man with a statue at the bottom of the shaft.

01:30:57.000 Yeah, and maybe he'll come to life like Encino Man.

01:31:00.000 Except it'll just be not fun to hang out with him.

01:31:03.000 We could have a shaft cam, watching all that.

01:31:06.000 You know what's funny?

01:31:08.000 What if we do this?

01:31:09.000 What if we crowdfund- What if we crowdfund a city?

01:31:12.000 Okay, I'm for it.

01:31:13.000 We buy the property, and then basically open it up to whoever wants to build on it, to build on it.

01:31:19.000 Like, there would have to be an approval process, obviously.

01:31:21.000 Yes.

01:31:22.000 Because we're gonna allocate land, but someone could be like, I wanna have my own store, and it's be like, the land is yours.

01:31:26.000 Like, we lease the land on the property to your store, so long as you maintain it.

01:31:31.000 We'll do rules like, if at any point you give up the store for longer than a year, then the property opens up and we can lease it out to somebody else.

01:31:38.000 But the goal is not for people to own Ligma Johnson, it's to create a crowdfunded, City.

01:31:43.000 A crowd-sourced city.

01:31:45.000 So they can just come, they don't have to pay, and they can... Oh, it's Thigma Johnson, they're gonna come.

01:31:49.000 Yes.

01:31:50.000 My idea is this.

01:31:51.000 If we get the property, and you come to me and say, I want to open a gun store.

01:31:56.000 We'll say, where?

01:31:57.000 Right there.

01:31:58.000 How much space do you need?

01:31:59.000 I need one acre.

01:32:00.000 Signed, one acre for this amount of time.

01:32:03.000 If you abandon the shop, then you give us the right to lease the property to somebody else so we can keep it going, but we're not paying money for it.

01:32:09.000 We're just basically like, okay, first come, first serve.

01:32:11.000 We're gonna crowdsource.

01:32:12.000 I feel like that's what they did in L.A.

01:32:13.000 on Skid Row.

01:32:14.000 First come, first serve.

01:32:16.000 Yeah, but with it being in the middle of nowhere, you're not gonna get derelict individuals because there's no easy, there's no stuff.

01:32:23.000 They're not gonna walk that far.

01:32:25.000 No one's gonna walk, like, in the middle of the woods.

01:32:27.000 No, what you're gonna find is, like, a dude who's got time and some spare materials who's like, I could put together a little shop.

01:32:32.000 That'll be cool.

01:32:32.000 And then when people come here, they can buy Gatorade from me.

01:32:35.000 Like, I'm down.

01:32:36.000 And we're not gonna take any money for it.

01:32:37.000 It's like, you do your thing. 1.00

01:32:39.000 Like, if you're like, I want to set up a turquoise jewelry shop, we'll just kill you. 1.00

01:32:45.000 We'll let them set up their turquoise jewelry shop. 0.99

01:32:47.000 Then we'll burn it down.

01:32:48.000 No, no. 0.86

01:32:48.000 See this lady is like crying. 0.86

01:32:50.000 She'll look like, yeah, I'm the mayor.

01:32:51.000 I'll be like, yeah, lady who looks like the old guy in Thinner. 0.99

01:32:57.000 I think, uh, I think trying to crowdsource a village would be fun.

01:33:01.000 I would do it.

01:33:02.000 Doctor shows up and he's like, I'll put up a little, like, first aid medical thing.

01:33:04.000 It's like, have fun.

01:33:07.000 All you really need is someone to try and organize to make sure people aren't overlapping with each other and, you know, stepping on each other's toes.

01:33:13.000 Yeah, we can't have the gun shop in the same... Well, yeah, we could.

01:33:16.000 Right next to the liquor store?

01:33:18.000 Yeah.

01:33:18.000 You want to do it anarchy style?

01:33:20.000 Just let people build whatever they want where they want?

01:33:21.000 Yeah, I mean there's an amazing campsite that Porkfest usually happens every year at the Rogers Campground.

01:33:27.000 We should also have Porkfest.

01:33:28.000 That's for sale.

01:33:29.000 So we could buy the campgrounds and call it the Ligma Johnson Campgrounds. 0.99

01:33:34.000 Damn. 0.99

01:33:34.000 Right? 0.99

01:33:34.000 The Ligma Johnson Campgrounds. 0.99

01:33:36.000 And Porkfest once a year.

01:33:37.000 Yeah, Porkfest once a year.

01:33:39.000 With the Free State.

01:33:39.000 Why wouldn't we?

01:33:40.000 Yeah.

01:33:41.000 If we didn't, it'd be rude.

01:33:41.000 The Meat Fest.

01:33:42.000 Alright, we're gonna go to Super Chats.

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01:33:58.000 All right, what's this?

01:34:00.000 Cam says, nice to see Dave back. 0.98

01:34:02.000 Let's get rid of the demon babies. 1.00

01:34:03.000 And when are you coming back to Raleigh for stand-up? 0.94

01:34:05.000 Can't wait.

01:34:06.000 Great guest as always, Tim.

01:34:08.000 Oh, thank you.

01:34:09.000 I don't know when I'm going to come back to Raleigh.

01:34:11.000 I'm actually going to... I'm working on it, though, because I'm going to do another album with Helium.

01:34:14.000 And actually, I'm going to do a special.

01:34:16.000 I can bring that up real quick at the Comedy Castle in December in Detroit.

01:34:22.000 Actually, we just talked about it, where it'll be the 8th and 9th of December.

01:34:26.000 Come out to that.

01:34:27.000 But yeah, it'll be back in Raleigh.

01:34:29.000 I should be there probably like middle of next year.

01:34:31.000 So come out and thank you very much.

01:34:33.000 And Herschel should be getting rid of the demon babies soon. 1.00

01:34:36.000 All right.

01:34:37.000 It's his main part of his secret plan.

01:34:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:34:40.000 I heard he wants to be a werewolf now.

01:34:41.000 He does, he's like... That's pretty cool.

01:34:43.000 Yeah, he doesn't even hate all the vampires.

01:34:46.000 Yeah.

01:34:47.000 Because werewolves can kill vampires, I guess.

01:34:49.000 So, you know.

01:34:50.000 Yeah.

01:34:50.000 Yeah, I'd vote for a werewolf.

01:34:52.000 Is that Twilight?

01:34:53.000 I mean, look, Hershel's here campaigning.

01:34:55.000 I don't see any vampires.

01:34:56.000 No, that's a good point.

01:34:57.000 If he goes away...

01:34:59.000 Hershel could be Blade.

01:35:01.000 Stacy Abrams has been real quiet.

01:35:02.000 Daywalker.

01:35:03.000 All right, all right.

01:35:04.000 Let's see.

01:35:05.000 Delio Turk says, they said it repeatedly, they're going after Joe.

01:35:08.000 Well, good, you know.

01:35:10.000 Steph D says, I want to know who bought Hunter's artwork for 500k.

01:35:14.000 Somebody who was funneling money to Hunter Biden?

01:35:16.000 Probably FTX.

01:35:17.000 It was the big guy.

01:35:19.000 Yeah, right.

01:35:19.000 Yep.

01:35:20.000 You can get like a Vel Kilmer painting for $250.

01:35:22.000 Yeah, he did.

01:35:23.000 Yeah.

01:35:23.000 Did you?

01:35:25.000 StinkyWizzleTweets says, you have to admit that the Green Eminem is pretty sexy, even after they gave her less sexy shoes. 1.00

01:35:33.000 I really like Freedom Tunes making fun of Tucker Carlson.

01:35:39.000 That was really good.

01:35:39.000 I don't know if you saw it.

01:35:41.000 Seamus' Tucker voice.

01:35:42.000 They're making the Green Eminem less sexy?

01:35:44.000 No, why would they do that?

01:35:45.000 And then Bernie Sanders comes in and he's like, I am so pissed off!

01:35:50.000 The Green Eminem.

01:35:52.000 Then Ben Shapiro comes in.

01:35:53.000 That was a good one, Seamus.

01:35:56.000 What have we here?

01:35:59.000 Triton54 says, Lord Timothy, do you think it's possible that the GOP senators can convince 17 progressive senators to put identity politics above party, convict Joe Biden, and place the first woman of color in the Oval Office?

01:36:10.000 Oh, perhaps, perhaps.

01:36:12.000 Well, I think it's more likely they are, uh, they Amendment 25 him.

01:36:16.000 I'm with you. Yeah, they come on and say, look, guys, Biden's brain is broken. Kamala Harris, 0.96

01:36:22.000 first woman of color to be president. Let's roll. Or Kamala Harris is an insurrectionist because 1.00

01:36:28.000 she funded terrorists during the 529 insurrection and she's in and out. She's ineligible. So she 0.99

01:36:33.000 can't run for reelection. And Joe Biden's campaign staff actually did, too. So they're both they're

01:36:39.000 they're both disqualified.

01:36:41.000 So, you know, well, there you go.

01:36:42.000 I feel like they're saving the first woman of color president slot for Michelle Obama, though.

01:36:49.000 You think she'll run?

01:36:50.000 If they were smart, they would run Michelle Obama.

01:36:53.000 Yeah.

01:36:53.000 I think Joe Rogan was saying that too, right?

01:36:56.000 Yeah, he was.

01:36:57.000 And that's if they were doing that.

01:36:58.000 And I just saw she did an interview where she was coming out saying, you know, it was a real shame that she had to put her career on hold while good old Barry was in the Oval Office.

01:37:07.000 Josh Butler says, please have Seamus make a tune with Biden and Fetterman having a basic conversation.

01:37:12.000 Well, I can't make Seamus do anything, but Seamus, if you're listening, a cartoon where Biden and Fetterman are having a conversation.

01:37:19.000 There's a meme of that already that exists that I shared that's absolutely hilarious.

01:37:23.000 It's the two of them looking at each other, and it's... I can't even say what they said on here.

01:37:29.000 Okay.

01:37:31.000 All right, what have we here?

01:37:35.000 My Third Nut says, Hey Dave, love seeing you here and on Crowder.

01:37:39.000 Also excited to see your show tomorrow.

01:37:40.000 You got a show tomorrow?

01:37:41.000 Yes, Friday and Saturday, I will be in Virginia, at Richmond, Virginia, at the Funny Bone.

01:37:48.000 Cool.

01:37:49.000 I'm sorry, my flight landed at 4 a.m.

01:37:51.000 It was very delayed, and now I'm just brain dead.

01:37:54.000 But yeah, I'll be in Richmond, Virginia, at the Funny Bone.

01:37:56.000 Oh, cool.

01:37:56.000 It's a fun club.

01:37:56.000 Not too far from here.

01:37:57.000 Yeah.

01:37:57.000 We should go.

01:37:59.000 Tomorrow, what time?

01:38:00.000 Maybe Saturday.

01:38:00.000 I'll be there Friday and Saturday.

01:38:01.000 Oh, Saturday.

01:38:02.000 You get tickets all you want.

01:38:04.000 Saturday, huh?

01:38:05.000 Richmond's, I think, like two and a half hours away.

01:38:07.000 That's not bad.

01:38:07.000 That could be fun.

01:38:08.000 What time is the show?

01:38:10.000 Uh, I think they're 8 and 10 or 7 and 930.

01:38:12.000 I'm not sure, I should look that up.

01:38:14.000 Yeah, maybe we should go.

01:38:15.000 It's in the vicinity of that though.

01:38:16.000 How many, what's the capacity at?

01:38:18.000 I think it's like 250.

01:38:19.000 250?

01:38:19.000 200.

01:38:19.000 We should sell it out.

01:38:21.000 We should.

01:38:21.000 I want to sell it out.

01:38:23.000 So if you guys want to come out and support me, Funny Bone, it's in Short Pump.

01:38:28.000 I'm gonna say 80% chance we're there.

01:38:30.000 I like that.

01:38:31.000 85% chance.

01:38:32.000 What do you say, Luke?

01:38:32.000 Those are good odds.

01:38:33.000 Yeah, I like comedy shows.

01:38:34.000 Thank you.

01:38:35.000 That's good odds.

01:38:36.000 Plus, we haven't gone to Richmond.

01:38:38.000 I haven't been to Richmond in like 10 years.

01:38:40.000 My opener, Matt McCloud, is hilarious.

01:38:42.000 You're going to love it.

01:38:42.000 The whole show's good.

01:38:44.000 Do they have food?

01:38:44.000 They do have food.

01:38:45.000 What kind of food?

01:38:47.000 Comedy club food.

01:38:48.000 It's good.

01:38:49.000 I'll say it's good because I'm on air.

01:38:51.000 Do they have stuff with like cheese on top of it, like melted?

01:38:53.000 Yeah.

01:38:54.000 Oh, really?

01:38:55.000 See?

01:38:55.000 You're not going to lose out there.

01:38:56.000 90%.

01:38:57.000 It's actually, as far as comedy club food goes, it's going to be better.

01:38:59.000 That'll be cool.

01:39:00.000 Yeah.

01:39:01.000 No, I think we'll go.

01:39:02.000 I think we'll go.

01:39:02.000 I think that'll be fun.

01:39:02.000 That'll be awesome.

01:39:03.000 Let me know.

01:39:03.000 You get tickets and you guys come out.

01:39:05.000 I'm telling you, it's going to be a good time.

01:39:07.000 Saturday.

01:39:07.000 And it's Saturday evening, so we can hang out in Richmond during the day.

01:39:10.000 Yep.

01:39:11.000 And then come up, hang out at night.

01:39:12.000 Come out.

01:39:13.000 Yeah.

01:39:13.000 It'd be a good time.

01:39:14.000 Luke said yes already.

01:39:16.000 Thank you, dude.

01:39:17.000 So you're 100%?

01:39:18.000 There we go.

01:39:19.000 Maybe.

01:39:22.000 I got stalkers, too.

01:39:23.000 We gotta be careful here.

01:39:24.000 Yeah.

01:39:25.000 Is there like a secret area we can hide?

01:39:27.000 Yeah, there's a secret area.

01:39:29.000 And Virginia's open carry, right?

01:39:32.000 I believe so.

01:39:33.000 I got a Desert Eagle, so that'll be fun.

01:39:34.000 Well, there you go.

01:39:35.000 You're all set, then.

01:39:36.000 I'll bring my Barrett.

01:39:38.000 There you go.

01:39:38.000 I do have a Desert Eagle, and they were telling me it's like brittle or something with the firing pin or something malfunctions or I don't know.

01:39:45.000 They were like, it's showy, but... I like how you were half listening to someone telling you that.

01:39:50.000 Yeah.

01:39:51.000 You could blow up in your hand, you're like, I'm sorry.

01:39:55.000 Is it a .50 AE?

01:39:57.000 Yeah, of course.

01:39:58.000 They have different calibers.

01:39:59.000 It's got like skulls on it.

01:40:00.000 That's sweet.

01:40:01.000 Yeah, and like you walk in, they're like, this is what people have in movies.

01:40:04.000 And I was like, I'll take it.

01:40:05.000 Yeah, that's all they were like.

01:40:06.000 Here's how it works.

01:40:07.000 I was like, huh?

01:40:08.000 I bought two golden guns with snakes on them, like, face off.

01:40:11.000 That's how I shop.

01:40:13.000 If you've ever played a video game, I was at a gun shop, and they had a 1911.

01:40:18.000 It was really cool.

01:40:19.000 It had, like, flowers or something.

01:40:20.000 I think it was a 1911.

01:40:21.000 I don't know.

01:40:21.000 Maybe it was a Glock.

01:40:22.000 Oh, it was a Glock.

01:40:23.000 It was a Glock.

01:40:24.000 Like, almost Mexican. 0.89

01:40:25.000 Roses.

01:40:25.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:40:26.000 And then I was just like, I love making this joke where I'm like, the engravings give it, like, plus one accuracy.

01:40:32.000 Because, like, anyone who's played a video game knows that, like, if you find a gun in the game, it's, like, normal, but if it has, like, the special engravings on it, for some reason it's got, like, lower recoil and, like, higher accuracy.

01:40:42.000 Don't ask me why.

01:40:43.000 But the, you know, the flames coming off the back make it stronger.

01:40:48.000 That's how it works.

01:40:49.000 At least in video game world.

01:40:50.000 It's true.

01:40:51.000 Imagine like a world where physics were that way.

01:40:54.000 Where it's like, ah yes, the flame decals on the side make it fire faster with more powerful impacts.

01:40:59.000 Yeah.

01:41:00.000 How does that work?

01:41:01.000 It's style.

01:41:01.000 Isn't that like an actual thing?

01:41:03.000 It's like the orcs in that 40k?

01:41:06.000 Warhammer 40k?

01:41:07.000 Like they believe it's if it's red and it's painted red it goes faster and they have like a psychic power that makes it faster.

01:41:11.000 So I think that's literally a thing, yeah.

01:41:13.000 In The Division.

01:41:14.000 I haven't played that in a long time.

01:41:16.000 It's like you'll get an M1A or something, but then like the special one, it's like got more power, faster reload time.

01:41:23.000 For some reason, your hands move faster reloading it, and it'll have like engravings on the side.

01:41:27.000 You can like spin it around.

01:41:28.000 You gotta love how video games work.

01:41:30.000 Craig Cooper says, Tim, set up a ballot harvesting consultancy for the Republicans.

01:41:34.000 You understand it, so be the change.

01:41:36.000 Help them win.

01:41:37.000 I'm sure your millions of viewers will happily volunteer.

01:41:39.000 I would if I were in the US.

01:41:41.000 Australia doesn't have this problem.

01:41:44.000 He could be saying Austria, but I think it's Australia.

01:41:45.000 That's Australia.

01:41:46.000 There are people who know way more about mail-in ballots and ballot harvesting than I do.

01:41:52.000 So there's, like, there's nothing I can really say other than, like, hey, I read the news one time.

01:41:55.000 No, there's a bunch of people who are, like, James O'Keefe probably knows way more about this stuff than I do.

01:42:00.000 So.

01:42:00.000 Well, Scott Pressler just said he was going to start ballot harvesting.

01:42:03.000 He said, I'm going to be the biggest ballot harvester there is in this next election.

01:42:07.000 All we need is to secure funding for his organization of Get Out the Vote.

01:42:13.000 And ballot harvesting, we're legal, and it's legal in many, many states.

01:42:17.000 So, in some states that have regulation, you have to sign off.

01:42:21.000 So basically, someone can hand you the ballot and sign something saying, this person will deliver it for me, and that's legal.

01:42:25.000 If that's the case, then we got to secure funding.

01:42:27.000 I think we could easily pull it off.

01:42:29.000 For sure.

01:42:29.000 I think Scott's the guy to do it.

01:42:30.000 Well, that's what he said.

01:42:31.000 He said, I was the best voter registration harvester there was.

01:42:34.000 I'm going to start harvesting the ballots now.

01:42:36.000 Let's go.

01:42:37.000 Yes, but we need to get him a team of like 500.

01:42:39.000 Yes, yes, absolutely.

01:42:41.000 Maybe more than that.

01:42:42.000 We need volunteers in every state. He needs offices. He's going to need the, like,

01:42:48.000 Save America, Get Out the Vote pack or something, or like, you know, Rebuild America pack. And this

01:42:53.000 is what he does. I bet he could get a lot of money for that.

01:42:56.000 I mean it. I'm willing to bet.

01:42:58.000 He would be the one to do it.

01:42:59.000 Peter Thiel gave a bunch of money to Blake Masters, I guess.

01:43:01.000 Yes.

01:43:02.000 I'm sure there's a lot of powerful patrons who would fund an operation to ensure that every vote counts and that every person has their voice heard.

01:43:13.000 Democrats can't argue with that.

01:43:14.000 That's what they're all about.

01:43:14.000 Yeah, they want to make sure that everybody matters.

01:43:17.000 Well, there you go.

01:43:18.000 That's how Joe got into office.

01:43:20.000 He matters.

01:43:21.000 The safest, most secure election ever.

01:43:23.000 The most votes ever.

01:43:25.000 Ever for a president.

01:43:26.000 Most popular president in history.

01:43:28.000 Very popular.

01:43:29.000 Yes.

01:43:30.000 And a good guy.

01:43:31.000 All right, Aaron Brant says, support for Ligma and Suggma, two families put down in shame through the ages.

01:43:42.000 We have the best commenters.

01:43:43.000 I'm in the comment section every night.

01:43:45.000 It's awesome.

01:43:46.000 Miss Lauren says, bought Lord and Lady titles for my grandchildren. 1.00

01:43:49.000 Awesome gift.

01:43:50.000 A tree is planted too.

01:43:51.000 I gave you as a referral.

01:43:52.000 Thank you.

01:43:53.000 Great Xmas gift.

01:43:55.000 I do think so myself.

01:43:56.000 And I actually think it would be really funny.

01:44:00.000 And I'm not trying to say anybody should do this, but I'm imagining I'm going to get a call from my ads guy.

01:44:06.000 And he's like, why are they hitting me up saying they've sold 3,000 Ligma Johnson lordships?

01:44:12.000 It's like, well, that's 3,000 square feet that is owned by Ligma Johnson.

01:44:17.000 And then someone's gonna have to go to Scotland and be like, this plot of land is mine.

01:44:20.000 They're surrounding one guy's land.

01:44:23.000 There's a guy named Ligma Johnson somewhere who's like, how do I own all this land?

01:44:26.000 Yeah, he's like, this is great.

01:44:27.000 One day he just gets a will to him.

01:44:31.000 Like a guy finds him and he's like, are you Ligma Johnson?

01:44:33.000 I am.

01:44:33.000 And then he pulls out the envelope and he's like, this land is yours.

01:44:37.000 And he's like, what?

01:44:38.000 Every day of my life has been pain.

01:44:45.000 Oh, man.

01:44:45.000 I finally found you, Ligma Johnson.

01:44:49.000 I kind of want to buy one.

01:44:50.000 I do.

01:44:50.000 Just so I could have the plaque that says Lord Ligma Johnson.

01:44:53.000 Oh, I'm going to, for real.

01:44:56.000 Suggma. 0.98

01:44:58.000 Somebody should buy that one, too.

01:44:59.000 Suggma. 0.98

01:45:00.000 Suggma. 0.98

01:45:01.000 I like that one.

01:45:03.000 All right.

01:45:04.000 Chandi's Creation says, Dave's response to the conjecture that Nancy Pelosi takes pills.

01:45:08.000 Listen to her when she walks.

01:45:10.000 She sounds like a maraca that deserves its moment in the limelight. 1.00

01:45:16.000 We went to Gettysburg and I went to a gift shop and they had, like, designer pill containers.

01:45:23.000 Oh, really?

01:45:24.000 Yeah, like a little fancy metal one with, like, symbols on it.

01:45:26.000 I opened it up and it was just, like, empty with, like, a divider in the middle.

01:45:30.000 And I'm like, is it because you got to put your pills in each side and then close it and then put it in your pocket when you go around?

01:45:36.000 That's what she uses? 1.00

01:45:38.000 I guess.

01:45:39.000 Maybe she got hers in Gettysburg. 0.95

01:45:41.000 It's weird that that would be at a shop in Gettysburg.

01:45:45.000 They had a bunch of them.

01:45:46.000 I mean, I guess the people who care... I feel like there's a lot of old people who go to visit Gettysburg.

01:45:49.000 Yeah, the people who care about the Civil War are the people who remember it, you know?

01:45:52.000 Well, I went a lot.

01:45:55.000 Yeah, my dad was a huge history buff, so we went to all those places when I was like a kid.

01:45:58.000 I saw like JFK in the theater when I was eight.

01:46:01.000 Wow.

01:46:02.000 Yeah.

01:46:03.000 He was in Nam.

01:46:04.000 Yeah.

01:46:05.000 He saw some stuff.

01:46:06.000 He sure did.

01:46:08.000 All right.

01:46:10.000 Legama Thagayan says, I'm confused.

01:46:12.000 What's so funny about that Ligma guy's name? 1.00

01:46:15.000 You know, I don't know.

01:46:16.000 It's just, it's a meme.

01:46:17.000 I don't know.

01:46:17.000 It just works, maybe.

01:46:19.000 It's a meme.

01:46:19.000 Elon Musk made a joke, you know, and so we're just laughing because we're all in on it.

01:46:24.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:46:24.000 It doesn't mean anything.

01:46:25.000 I think Ligma Fagea is a little jealous. 1.00

01:46:29.000 Yeah.

01:46:30.000 Ligma's a little out of line right now.

01:46:34.000 The guy wears shoes says, I hear the Ligma forest has great foliage.

01:46:39.000 It does.

01:46:41.000 It is nice in the wet seasons as well.

01:46:44.000 Yeah.

01:46:46.000 Very moist.

01:46:47.000 Seth Weathers says, you have to visit maryeaster, domain ending, you know the thing.

01:46:52.000 maryeaster.com?

01:46:53.000 What is that?

01:46:54.000 Oh yeah, we gotta get the Let's Go Brandon Christmas wrap.

01:46:57.000 Seth Weathers, uh.

01:46:58.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:47:00.000 That's a good dude.

01:47:01.000 Do you remember the link to that?

01:47:03.000 Brandon wrapper?

01:47:05.000 Oh man.

01:47:05.000 Brandon wrapping?

01:47:07.000 I forgot the website, Seth!

01:47:09.000 Sure you can find it.

01:47:10.000 Someone in the chat will give it to us.

01:47:11.000 Yeah, someone will chat it.

01:47:12.000 I think that's really great because I was saying like for Christmas you give people presents in that and it's like you're giving them a present but if it's like one of your woke family members you're also kind of insulting them. 0.61

01:47:22.000 Oh yeah, that's what I give it.

01:47:23.000 Just maga paper.

01:47:25.000 I'm gonna give, I'm just gonna give Trump ads.

01:47:27.000 Oh, but it's a picture of Trump.

01:47:30.000 Make America Great Again hat?

01:47:32.000 Did you see what I tweeted?

01:47:33.000 I used the Stable Diffusion AI, and I typed in, high-res photo of Donald Trump with bulging muscles and a hot bod.

01:47:42.000 And it actually made it!

01:47:43.000 And I just thought it was the funniest thing ever, so I screenshotted it and posted it with hashtag MAGA.

01:47:49.000 And like, leftists thought it was real.

01:47:51.000 Like, they thought that I was seriously I don't know what they thought.

01:47:56.000 They were like, this guy likes Trump.

01:47:57.000 I'm like, dude, I'm making fun of him.

01:47:59.000 Like it is, it is a joke.

01:48:01.000 I don't think they understand how to take anything as a joke.

01:48:04.000 Like, I don't think they get humor a lot of them.

01:48:06.000 They don't.

01:48:07.000 It just eludes them.

01:48:08.000 Like the fact that you typed in something so specific and Google was like, here you are.

01:48:14.000 No, it was Stable Diffusion.

01:48:16.000 Sorry.

01:48:17.000 An AI generated that image for you.

01:48:19.000 And it's Donald Trump on like Arnold's body.

01:48:23.000 It looks great.

01:48:24.000 Yeah, and it looks oddly real.

01:48:26.000 I know.

01:48:27.000 I like the Ram Paul one.

01:48:29.000 Yeah, I did Ron Paul.

01:48:30.000 I said, uh, Ron Paul saving puppy, high-res photo of Ron Paul saving puppies from a disaster.

01:48:34.000 Yeah.

01:48:34.000 And it's, he's like, he's holding a bunch of puppies.

01:48:36.000 He's holding a bunch of puppies.

01:48:37.000 Somebody commented, they were like, Tim, it's an AI.

01:48:39.000 You can't actually increase the resolution.

01:48:41.000 And I'm like, my guy, it's a style.

01:48:44.000 When you Google search high-res photo, you get a particular kind of image.

01:48:47.000 When you tell the AI, what it does is it looks at what the internet has and then tries to create a facsimile of it.

01:48:52.000 I know the resolution won't be increased by it, but it tries to make it look like how they look.

01:48:58.000 If you type in something like, Ron Paul saving puppies, I got a cartoon.

01:49:02.000 You know, I did Joe Biden as Superman, and it was like a very crude drawing of Joe Biden.

01:49:08.000 I'm like, okay, so I need high-res photo, and then it makes it, you know.

01:49:11.000 I hope that we get Terminators, and that's who they start sending back.

01:49:15.000 Yeah.

01:49:15.000 Just random stuff like that.

01:49:17.000 Well, we made a t-shirt.

01:49:19.000 It's actually pinned in the chat right now.

01:49:20.000 It's Super Maga.

01:49:22.000 I typed into the AI, Donald Trump going Super Saiyan.

01:49:25.000 And, you know, when, like, Goku and his hair, like, turns pilated.

01:49:28.000 I wanna get one of those, for real.

01:49:29.000 Yeah, we sold like, I think we've sold a couple thousand of them already, but I made it as a joke, and then when Donald Trump announced, I was like, oh, I mean like, yeah, we have this kamehameha, and he's yelling and his hair is golden, like, you know, Goku.

01:49:44.000 So.

01:49:44.000 Yeah, that's a good one.

01:49:45.000 But the AI made it, I thought it was cool.

01:49:46.000 I feel like there's a lot of boomers who are gonna wear that unironically.

01:49:51.000 Yeah, I actually, it was crazy because I tweeted the image out because I thought it was funny.

01:49:56.000 And then I've seen people start posting it in their profile pictures and on Instagram and stuff, like they really think it's funny.

01:50:02.000 And I'm like, OK, well, you can buy it, you know, and wear it.

01:50:04.000 And it's hilarious.

01:50:06.000 You know, the funny thing is I went to a bar and they had one of those flags where Trump is riding a velociraptor with like an Uzi or something and there's like explosions all around.

01:50:15.000 Oh, that one's the best.

01:50:16.000 Stuff like that.

01:50:17.000 And then I'm just like, these leftists see these pictures online and they're like, it's a cult.

01:50:22.000 And I'm like, no, dude, they're self-aware.

01:50:24.000 You're not.

01:50:25.000 The fact that you think they're in a cult proves you're in a cult. 1.00

01:50:28.000 Because they know it's stupid. 1.00

01:50:29.000 They know they're joking about Trump being an old man. 1.00

01:50:33.000 They're not mocking Trump so much as they're laughing at a meme about Trump.

01:50:39.000 This depiction of him riding a dinosaur or something.

01:50:41.000 It's even like him and Putin shirtless on a horse.

01:50:44.000 You're not actually getting angry about it.

01:50:46.000 There's no reason to.

01:50:47.000 It's just funny.

01:50:48.000 Right, right.

01:50:50.000 Yeah, when they make stuff like that, and they're like, haha, you're offended, and I'm like, nah, that's pretty funny.

01:50:54.000 No, it's good.

01:50:55.000 I think you landed it, thanks.

01:50:56.000 Yeah.

01:50:57.000 This hurts your whole day.

01:50:58.000 I'm like, not at all.

01:50:59.000 You threatening to kill me every time I make a joke?

01:51:02.000 That hurts my day.

01:51:03.000 Yeah, I mean, even then, though, it doesn't, but you know what I mean.

01:51:06.000 You keep crying into the wind.

01:51:06.000 They could never do that stuff with Biden, though.

01:51:08.000 They could never make a, you know, a photo of Biden with explosions riding a velociraptor and, you know, on a tank, and it works.

01:51:15.000 They tried with Dark Maga.

01:51:17.000 Oh, the Dark Brandon stuff?

01:51:18.000 I didn't understand that they were taking that seriously, but they genuinely try to say it like it's a good thing.

01:51:23.000 Like, oh, Dark Brandon wins again.

01:51:25.000 But they don't get it. 1.00

01:51:26.000 Like, Donald Trump is an arrogant blowhard. 0.97

01:51:30.000 So making images of him wearing, like, golden armor with a giant spear and iron fists is like, you're making fun of this idea. 0.99

01:51:37.000 Or his Eazy-E.

01:51:39.000 You know, like, just stuff like that.

01:51:40.000 Like, it all works.

01:51:42.000 When you do it with Biden, you're like, it doesn't work because what would make Biden funny is him wearing like, you know those pajamas that would cover your whole body, both the button flaps?

01:51:52.000 Yeah, like Joe Biden wearing that and like fumbling about would be a funny example.

01:51:56.000 Or like a candlestick and a nightcap and going to bed.

01:51:58.000 Yeah, right, right, right.

01:52:00.000 Yeah, like that is like a way to depict Joe Biden because you're exaggerating what people say about him.

01:52:05.000 Yeah, staying in a basement, never debate, stuff like that.

01:52:08.000 You have to make fun of, yeah, and then you exaggerate it. 1.00

01:52:11.000 That's why it's funny about Trump, because he can be ridiculous. 0.98

01:52:15.000 You personify that and multiply it by a thousand. 0.98

01:52:17.000 We got a good one from James Derryberry.

01:52:19.000 He says, Ligma Johnson hardwood preservation.

01:52:23.000 Quote, I wish a million seeds.

01:52:26.000 That nailed it.

01:52:27.000 We should definitely call it the Ligma Johnson Hardwood Preservation.

01:52:31.000 I'm down.

01:52:31.000 Yeah, that's really good.

01:52:34.000 It'll be cool because we can actually build like a pavilion there and then do events.

01:52:38.000 Yeah, and that'll be made of the hardwood, the very hardwood we promised to preserve.

01:52:41.000 That's right.

01:52:42.000 And every time we take down some wood, we plant new wood.

01:52:44.000 Yeah, we always want more wood.

01:52:47.000 Yeah, we're not going to just take wood and let it grow again.

01:52:52.000 We're not monsters.

01:52:54.000 Come on, guys.

01:52:54.000 That's not a good story.

01:52:56.000 says, my paternal grandpa had full-on Parkinson's in the late 80s, but somehow was still allowed

01:53:00.000 to keep his license in Cali. Rode shotgun with him to his avocado grove along Winding

01:53:05.000 Canyon Road six months before it was revoked. White knuckles and a change of drawers for

01:53:09.000 me.

01:53:10.000 That's not a good story.

01:53:12.000 Yeah, I've ridden in a car with some older family members and, you know, look, legit,

01:53:19.000 you're going like, whoa, whoa.

01:53:21.000 A lot.

01:53:22.000 Yeah, my grandma had like a sun fire and I'm not sure if she hit people.

01:53:25.000 I just remember being very scared as a child.

01:53:29.000 She was insane.

01:53:30.000 For some reason, I just, I'm too afraid to get in cars these days.

01:53:33.000 I like driving.

01:53:34.000 I do.

01:53:35.000 I always have.

01:53:35.000 I like cars.

01:53:36.000 But yeah, there's just a lot of old people who, uh, some are sharp though. 1.00

01:53:41.000 But sometimes you just got to give the grand trino to the Asian neighbor boy. 0.96

01:53:44.000 Here's something interesting.

01:53:45.000 Scroats McGoat says, Luke, I was banned on Twitter five years ago.

01:53:48.000 I appealed last week and was reinstated Tuesday.

01:53:50.000 Sweet.

01:53:50.000 Congrats.

01:53:51.000 Welcome back to the party.

01:53:55.000 William Tresh says, Dave, Frankenstein is the name of the doctor.

01:53:59.000 The monster's name is John Fetterwoman.

01:54:01.000 You are absolutely right.

01:54:02.000 I'm sorry.

01:54:03.000 And actually, I don't know if that's true, that meme, where they're like, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor.

01:54:08.000 The monster was called Frankenstein's monster.

01:54:10.000 And I'm like, I'm pretty sure the monster was called Frankenstein.

01:54:13.000 I think it was.

01:54:14.000 When the people in the city turned out to be the monster, I mean, that was really the thing.

01:54:18.000 But now it's the guy.

01:54:18.000 Wow.

01:54:21.000 Yeah.

01:54:22.000 Well, there you go.

01:54:22.000 For sure.

01:54:23.000 But, you know, then it was the people who didn't accept the monster, who was made by a lightning bolt.

01:54:28.000 That's true.

01:54:28.000 And body parts that got dug up.

01:54:31.000 Raymond G. Stanley Jr.

01:54:32.000 says, Ashley, say, water, coffee, you gotta northeast.

01:54:36.000 Oh, they always do this to me.

01:54:38.000 They did this to me last time.

01:54:39.000 They said, what did someone say?

01:54:40.000 They said, she sounds like she's from New Jersey. 0.99

01:54:42.000 I want her to be mean to me.

01:54:44.000 Why?

01:54:45.000 Because when you say water and coffee, water, coffee.

01:54:50.000 I have no idea.

01:54:50.000 Where are you from?

01:54:51.000 Kuwafi. 0.97

01:54:52.000 I live in New York City.

01:54:54.000 Is that where you're from, though?

01:54:55.000 Born?

01:54:55.000 New York.

01:54:55.000 My mom is, yeah.

01:54:57.000 So she always... You have the Kuwafi talk. 1.00

01:54:58.000 Well, my mom's from New York and she's Jewish, so I didn't really have a choice. 0.98

01:55:02.000 Yeah, you're gonna get that gene.

01:55:04.000 What's your dad?

01:55:05.000 Alright.

01:55:06.000 He's French.

01:55:07.000 Is he?

01:55:07.000 He's French.

01:55:08.000 Okay.

01:55:08.000 Do you speak French?

01:55:10.000 Very white.

01:55:11.000 Okay.

01:55:11.000 No, I don't speak French.

01:55:12.000 Oh, we got a good one here from Noah Zork.

01:55:15.000 He says, if you build a private airfield, you can name it Ligma Landing Strip.

01:55:20.000 So we'll get the land, we'll put a landing strip on it, and it'll be the Ligma Landing Strip.

01:55:23.000 Well, yeah, we have to be able to get planes in.

01:55:25.000 That's right.

01:55:28.000 Like we need a carpet cleaner. 0.96

01:55:30.000 I'm just imagining how we're like laughing how stupid this is and then you know like a hundred years later there's like this resort called the Ligma Johnson family retreat on this like privately owned land that's open to the public. 0.89

01:55:39.000 We have to have a fire department but they can't shoot water it's all the foam. 0.94

01:55:42.000 I went to uh there's this resort in near Pittsburgh called Nemocolon.

01:55:48.000 And it's the family that did 84 Lumber.

01:55:50.000 And they, like, when you go in there, there's this little section where they have a documentary playing, like, explaining the life of the guy who founded it.

01:55:55.000 Like, it would just be funny if you had that.

01:55:57.000 And it's, like, showing pictures of, like, the show, and it's like, in the year 2022, several personalities were speaking at a table and decided to make a joke about fellatio.

01:56:09.000 And then they got people to donate money to buy this land that you're on now.

01:56:12.000 Which is why the planet is now called Ligma John.

01:56:19.000 Yeah, it's like a hundred years later, there's like a civil war.

01:56:22.000 And then they use that as like the main base and becomes the capital of the resistance.

01:56:26.000 And then when they win, they're just like, the boundaries expand.

01:56:30.000 And then before anybody realized it, it's like, did you know there's a bunch of roads in Iraq that are named after like football players and things like that?

01:56:36.000 Is there really?

01:56:37.000 Yeah, because what I heard was that when, in Afghanistan too, when US troops went there

01:56:42.000 and they started driving and creating paths, they didn't have names. So they would just be like,

01:56:46.000 Brad Farve or something like that. Like, what can we call it? And they'll be like, take a ride on

01:56:50.000 Farve. And so then they ended up making roads based off of sports players or things they knew.

01:56:54.000 Yeah.

01:56:55.000 So like, you know, Ligma Johnson is where everyone lives.

01:56:58.000 And then someone builds a farm, not realizing they're expanding the boundaries, but they

01:57:02.000 just say, I live in Ligma Johnson.

01:57:04.000 And then, just because of the natural flow of human expansion, a hundred years later, it's just like the country of Ligma Johnson.

01:57:10.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:57:11.000 This is the jack-me-off resort. 0.98

01:57:17.000 That's the town of anal fissures they drew up next door. 0.99

01:57:22.000 That one is just very direct. 0.89

01:57:25.000 It's like the Hatfield and McCoy stuff.

01:57:26.000 This is what starts the whole Civil War. 0.77

01:57:30.000 The anal fissures.

01:57:34.000 What a very important episode. 0.96

01:57:35.000 They're very uncomfortable people.

01:57:38.000 Andrew Hugh says, remember when San Francisco News also got stung with Asia on a plane crash? 0.98

01:57:43.000 Pilots Captain Sum Ting Wong, we too low, holy fook, bang ding ow.

01:57:48.000 Luke brought that up, yeah, but we'll read that one.

01:57:51.000 Matt Bayer says, shout out to Grindstone Ministries and Bayer Independent for doing what FEMA isn't in Oklahoma.

01:57:57.000 Right on.

01:57:57.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:57:59.000 Daniel Welch says, Ligma Johnson forest must have a natural geyser.

01:58:07.000 We're going to Wyoming.

01:58:08.000 It goes off all the time.

01:58:09.000 Could you imagine if, like, the Founding Fathers were just sitting there, like, writing things down and laughing about it like this?

01:58:14.000 Like, and then we're gonna tell them that, you know, everybody gets to vote.

01:58:17.000 It's all John Hancock.

01:58:18.000 He's like, I got them all.

01:58:22.000 Let me get your John Hancock.

01:58:23.000 Come on.

01:58:24.000 It's not even your name.

01:58:25.000 I know, I know, but we didn't do it like this.

01:58:28.000 Mr. Mick Jones, Ligma Johnson, Candlescent, Morning Wood.

01:58:32.000 This whole episode is basically just us talking about Ligma Johnson. 1.00

01:58:34.000 And it all started right before we said, people are too stupid to vote. 1.00

01:58:38.000 So we've proved it. 1.00

01:58:41.000 Well, to actually, you know, make the point, we know what a joke is.

01:58:47.000 They don't.

01:58:48.000 Like, Granny Joy Gray is a progressive.

01:58:49.000 She didn't understand that they were joking.

01:58:52.000 Like, they just... It's crazy.

01:58:54.000 NPC meme all the way, man.

01:58:56.000 She's gonna have a lot of content from this episode.

01:58:58.000 Yeah, we would do that with video announcements in high school.

01:59:02.000 I mean, that's just like, anybody should know what that is, you know?

01:59:05.000 Like, how do you not know that joke?

01:59:06.000 And she's like, I don't understand why there'd be a name like that.

01:59:11.000 Let's read one last super chat.

01:59:14.000 Chrissy Starsky saying, how about the Ligma Johnson finishing school for young ladies?

01:59:20.000 I saw that one.

01:59:22.000 I'm like, I'm not reading that one.

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01:59:45.000 And Ashley, do you want to shout anything out?

01:59:47.000 Nope, except the Babylon Bee, and you can also find me on Twitter at SaintClairAshley.

01:59:51.000 Of course, I'll allow it with Crowder, and then you can check me out in December at the Comedy Castle, the 8th through 10th, recording my special of Prison 10.

02:00:01.000 Where were you going tomorrow?

02:00:03.000 And tomorrow, the next two days, I will be at Short Pump in Virginia at the Richmond Funnybone.

02:00:09.000 Sweet.

02:00:10.000 Dave, that was awesome.

02:00:10.000 Thank you so much for coming on.

02:00:11.000 We should... Ashley as well.

02:00:13.000 This was incredible.

02:00:13.000 This was really a very, very serious show.

02:00:17.000 I love to have such professional shows here.

02:00:20.000 It's my jam.

02:00:21.000 But my YouTube channel is We Are Change.

02:00:23.000 I just did a Biden-Fetterman short on there.

02:00:25.000 I did a really interesting video earlier.

02:00:27.000 And yes, We do have a Ligma Johnson t-shirt.

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02:00:40.000 Thank you again so much for having me.

02:00:42.000 Thanks, guys, for coming.

02:00:43.000 That was good to laugh.

02:00:46.000 Kind of don't get that too much in this line of work.

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Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - November 18, 2022

Timcast IRL - GOP Launches Probe Into Biden Family HUMAN TRAFFICKING Ties w-Landau & Ashley St.Clair

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