On this week's episode of Mythology and Conspiracy Theories, we have a special guest, Ashley St. Clair of The New York Times and Dave Landau of The Daily Beast join us to talk about the latest on the Biden crime family, the midterms, and much, much more.
00:00:24.000I mean, the Republicans won five million more votes in the popular vote, and they won where they need to, in the House.
00:00:29.000Now the Republicans have announced they've launched an investigation of Joe Biden.
00:00:33.000This is not just of Hunter Biden, it is of the Biden crime family!
00:00:36.000At least that's what's trending on Twitter.
00:00:38.000I know, it's a little silly because it kind of makes it seem like the Bidens are competent.
00:00:42.000But yeah, Joe and Hunter are implicated in a bunch of crimes.
00:00:46.000The craziest revelation, I suppose, and I guess we kind of knew this, but to hear them say it, the Biden family is implicated in human trafficking.
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00:02:12.000They'll actually plant a tree with every order.
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00:02:19.000The first 200 people purchasing a title pack using my link will effectively be next to my plot within a few minutes walking distance.
00:04:20.000If you don't, you're a bigot, ableist, and racist.
00:04:24.000Did you Did you actually get BidenFetterman.com?
00:04:26.000BidenFetterman.com is an official website filled with memes, filled with Twitter posts, filled with shorts, and filled with this amazing, incredible merchandise.
00:04:34.000I started a movement a couple months ago, and I have a lot of good allies on my team.
00:04:38.000First, it's Michael Malice, then it's MSNBC.
00:04:41.000This is a movement of the people that cannot be stopped.
00:05:20.000They explicitly stated this is an investigation of Joe Biden.
00:05:24.000So, Newsweek, they're talking about it, but they're trying to, you know, maybe the goal of the article is to be like, it's Hunter, not Joe.
00:05:54.000Actually, I think it was some Republicans in Tennessee who filmed the children being trafficked on US military planes around the country by the Biden administration.
00:06:20.000And, you know, Hunter Biden did love Ladies of the Night, particularly from Russia, which, you know, a lot of people were going crazy about, specifically speculating that Donald Trump had relations with in some kind of hotel rooms.
00:06:32.000But again, Here we actually have some real-life proof of Hunter Biden taking videos and photos of some absolutely crazy behavior that do violate a lot of laws.
00:07:41.000Okay, well, let's let's let's let's see what they're talking about.
00:07:44.000Well, they're specifically looking into a number of charges.
00:07:46.000They're looking to see if they could charge him with conspiracy or defrauding the United States, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violation of the Foreign Corruption Practices Act, violation of the Victims of Trafficking and Violence Protection Act of 2000, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering.
00:08:10.000I think Hunter and Joe, since this Newsweek article talks about how they had bank accounts that were co-mingled together.
00:08:19.000They obviously also shared phone numbers.
00:08:21.000They obviously also were in business together.
00:08:23.000It's pretty clear, no matter how many times Joe Biden tries to deny this, it's very clear that there was a lot of communication, a lot of back and forth, business dealings, a lot of Air Force Two, a lot of lucrative contracts in Ukraine and in China that he was not supposed to get, that he got, Along, of course, with his vlogging of smoking crack, being with ladies of the night, and having firearms everywhere.
00:08:45.000One firearm that he left outside of a school zone, which he got in trouble for.
00:08:55.000The way George tried to hide a cannoli on Seinfeld.
00:08:58.000I just want to simplify this for everybody really quick.
00:09:01.000Outside of all of this, I'm sure there's gonna be a bunch of people on the left or, you know, Democrats desperately trying to defend Joe being like, this is nonsense.
00:09:29.000If you share a bank account, you're making it basically impossible to track how much you're giving to another person.
00:09:36.000There's no circumstance where... I guess if Joe Biden and Hunter Biden were both officers of a corporation or something like that, And they both had executive access to a bank account.
00:11:34.000Well, it's filled with everything he just said.
00:11:36.000So it's like, if they can bring out the scratches, I mean, yes.
00:11:40.000But look, with Republicans controlling the House, if all we get is Nancy Pelosi is fired and they launch this investigation, this investigation alone is going to make it impossible.
00:11:51.000YouTube took down C-SPAN videos of Rand Paul talking because he said a naughty name.
00:11:57.000Now, if they're all saying it, they can't just—if YouTube started banning C-SPAN outright, people might be like, hey, wait a minute.
00:12:04.000They took down one video and hoped nobody noticed.
00:12:06.000They took down a Fox News video and hoped nobody noticed.
00:12:09.000But if they're going to have a committee putting out videos, if they're going to have a January 6th-style inquiry, ain't nothing they can do about it.
00:12:48.000But it was just like, I remember pulling the video up and pressing play, and it was just a guy being like, I don't know what they're doing!
00:12:57.000But there's also a possibility that we might find something even more sinister.
00:13:01.000I think there's a big probability for this as well, because when we look at what's been happening throughout the last few years, the FBI knew a lot of this was happening.
00:13:17.000What are also the very weird photos with children inside of that laptop?
00:13:21.000Which I think is something that could essentially be something that will shock the American public to the point where there's no returning from it.
00:13:30.000And I think there's a possibility of that happening.
00:13:32.000Maybe the game is to slow roll it to the point where everyone's heard a little bit without getting shocked too much.
00:13:38.000So when they finally come out and admit it, everyone's gonna be like, well, yeah, dude, we know.
00:13:41.000Well, they also raided Giuliani's house, and he's like, it's right here!
00:13:44.000And they're like, no, we came for everything else.
00:14:45.000Nowadays, especially with, you know, the island that they all go to, especially, you know, since the island closed down, they got to, you know, I think he was probably just fighting back the nurses.
00:14:58.000I mean, that man is not filled with calcium.
00:15:00.000Remember when, uh, during the Alex Jones trial, the prosecution was like, you think that the powerful global elites are trafficking children?
00:18:04.000He'll just, like, walk, and then he'll look you in the eyes and just let her rip.
00:18:06.000So I get it when Paul brings in these guys, and he's, like, a crazy hippie, and he's, like, we're going to have a good time cracking the head with a hammer.
00:19:15.000I mean, her husband, I think, he got in a car accident.
00:19:18.000Well, when Biden did the speech and then she stood up and was, like, dancing behind him when he was talking about, like, people dying, and then she realized she was like, oh, this isn't the part where I celebrate.
00:19:29.000That's when I realized, like, oh, this is just a drunk woman at a tennis club who doesn't really know where she is.
00:19:34.000Like, I think the point at which she probably should have retired is why she started talking like this.
00:20:03.000I mean, like, every single Democrat denied the election.
00:20:06.000There was a Snopes article, I think it was, no, I think it was PolitiFact, and I'm not sure who said it, it might have been Lee Zeldin or something, said that Democrats have objected or rejected the results of every Republican president going back, like, several decades or something.
00:20:26.000They get up and they say, this is illegitimate, there was voters who were disenfranchised or whatever, and then we're supposed to just act like They're not lying when they call other people election deniers or something?
00:20:38.000We do it one time, and had one party at the Capitol, and everything was... That's what they're waiting for.
00:20:45.000But that's the thing, we're talking about... 9-11-2 is what you're referring to.
00:20:48.000We were talking about it earlier, you know, that they just, the left acts like it doesn't happen.
00:20:54.000If the Hunter Biden laptop stuff, it comes out, it's a mountain of evidence.
00:21:08.000This is why my attitude has kind of just been like, let's perhaps ignore them and let them just play by themselves with dolls in the corner or something.
00:23:10.000Well, that's because a lot of retirees down there, they're not going to entertain people voting away their right to drive or whatever, but...
00:23:16.000There are a lot of sad stories of people who, like, their eyesight goes, and their reflexes, you know, reaction time goes down, and then they're driving a car, and... I don't know, man, you gotta... Well, I mean, I know a crazy story back from my neighborhood of a teenage girl who got hit by an old guy, and then he rolls over her, stops, panics that he runs something over, so he reverses.
00:24:44.000And he went to some island, and there were some ladies, and they were a little bit young, you know, and then he got accused, and the response from his lawyer was, well, it's not illegal where he was.
00:26:45.000When he found out, he came in with thugs, You know, through the chemicals and everything, splashed on me, and now I have to live in freezing temperatures, otherwise I'll die.
00:27:00.000That's what Tim's trying to do now, keep us all frozen so we stay on the show forever.
00:27:04.000I can't believe we're still talking about this.
00:27:06.000I'm a Mexican that swam here in the last Wakanda movie.
00:27:10.000Oh man, we gotta talk about Black Panther.
00:27:12.000So before the show, no one here saw Wakanda Forever, and I was explaining how the villain is basically a Mexican guy who breaks into Wakanda, bypassing their wall by going through the river, and they have to defeat him by drying him off.
00:27:26.000Like, I'm sorry if that was a big spoiler, I don't know, but just like, it's been a week now, and it was, you know... Specifically, his back goes into flames, you said?
00:27:35.000They have to dry him off, and then the final move is they dry his back off.
00:27:39.000Yeah, that's killing an Asian with a hard math problem.
00:27:56.000I'm going to have to ask that Brianna Joy Gray issues an apology for this one.
00:28:00.000Do you all know the legend of Ligma and Johnson?
00:28:03.000Ligma and Johnson were two individuals who went to Twitter HQ and walked out carrying boxes and then started telling reporters that they had been fired.
00:28:11.000And their names were like Rahul Ligma and like Daniel Johnson or something.
00:28:26.000Elon Musk invited them back to Twitter HQ, saying, welcoming back Ligma and Johnson.
00:28:31.000I mean, what do you think this is about?
00:28:37.000Is it because he has created such a poor working environment and has ruined the relationship between him and his employees so much that he's not able to do the job?
00:28:45.000Because I saw him, he was tweeting out pictures of him standing with two employees who had fired Prematurely, and then rehired with his arms around them, kind of like, hey, I know I shouldn't admit to my mistakes.
00:28:58.000It seems like he's in a desperate situation where he's realized he actually needs somebody, and the single genius myth is just that, a myth, and he actually needs these employees to work for him.
00:29:06.000And the employees didn't look so happy in that photograph, I gotta say.
00:29:47.000And now it's Brianna Joy Gray and Robbie Suave.
00:29:51.000I feel like these individuals probably don't read.
00:29:54.000Like, No, and that's the problem with a lot of the media and a lot of these journalists now is they're not really journalists, they're like commentators on, you know, what's hot and commentating on this this photo that Elon Musk posted.
00:32:46.000Literally, on Asian Flight 214 that literally went down, we had KTVU, a local news broadcast, Go on national television and say that the four pilots were all of those names in unison right there.
00:33:02.000So again, this should be a big reality check to a lot of people, especially to the fact checkers.
00:33:09.000Again, the corporate media gets it wrong.
00:33:22.000You know, with all the news on FTX going on, I started, like, digging into it, and I watched the commercial with Larry David, and it's, uh, basically it goes back to ancient times, and there's a guy with a wheel, and Larry David's standing there, he's like, what is it?
00:33:46.000And the gag was, he was against all good things.
00:33:50.000And then one of the scenes is, he's with the Founding Fathers, and then they're like, they have the Declaration of Independence, and he goes, what do you mean everyone gets to vote?
00:34:02.000And he tries to rip up the Declaration of Independence.
00:34:04.000But that was the one moment where I was like, well, I don't agree with tearing up the Declaration of Independence, certainly, but he brings up a good point about stupid people voting.
00:34:12.000It is a problem, and it needs to be addressed somehow.
00:38:16.000We could have, yeah, Lord Ligma Johnson and Lady Lingus.
00:38:19.000Well, I can only say right now, I'm pretty sure they're very happy they sponsored the show because, like, they're probably getting dozens of orders for Ligma and Johnson.
00:38:28.000They just own a giant part of Scotland now.
00:39:07.000But my favorite thing, one of my favorite things was a skit by Australian comedians that booked a ticket.
00:39:15.000And they booked it for a guy named Terry, last name Rist.
00:39:19.000And a second passenger was called Al, and then the last name was Keita, and they literally missed their flight.
00:39:25.000So over the speakers in the entire airport, they're like, excuse me, we're looking for Terry Wriste and Mr. Al Keita to please go to gate 14.
00:39:45.000Hilarious, hilarious skit idea by comedians there.
00:39:48.000I forgot exactly who the group was, but they were like absolute geniuses.
00:39:53.000They also faked the motorcade, so I'm gonna try to remember.
00:39:57.000It would be cool actually, like, even if, you know, it wasn't the lordship thing, that we just got like 100,000 people to pitch in 10 bucks to buy a forest and create the Ligma Johnson Forest Preserve?
00:40:56.000Everything's doomed, everything's horrible, but at least we get to have Ligma Johnson.
00:41:00.000What if there's someone who actually is named Ligma Johnson and he's listening to this and he's just like... Guys, this has been a hard road for me.
00:41:10.000Why don't we just start a new political party?
00:41:40.000Yeah, and then we'll like, we'll put a fake thing on it where it's like, in 1803, Dr. Ligma Johnson created this, you know, formula drink to revitalize men.
00:45:24.000From the Postmillennial, body cam footage shows Paul Pelosi opened the door for cops contradicting Biden-DOJ.
00:45:31.000Quote, two officers opened the door to see the foyer of the Pelosi residence, Mr. Pelosi wearing a long-sleeved shirt, Dapap in shorts, running shoes and a sweatshirt, and Dapap and Mr. Pelosi jointly gripping a hammer.
00:45:50.000Reports emerged from the body camera footage captured by police that they went in and 42-year-old DePapp allegedly assaulted Paul, blah blah blah.
00:45:58.000Spoke with a source familiar with the Pelosi investigation who personally viewed body camera video recording of officers.
00:46:03.000And the body cam video shows Paul Pelosi opened the door for police despite the DOJ saying otherwise.
00:46:51.000Also, it's important to note this guy hasn't tweeted since being suspended, so he hasn't publicly talked about after he got in trouble for what was clearly reporting on something that actually did happen after, of course, listening to police officers and reporting what police officers told to him.
00:47:06.000He was suspended after reporting on it.
00:47:09.000He got in trouble for reporting on the initial claim that now NBC is reporting and other news organizations are reporting and now that there's allegedly, you know, dash cam and police footage of some.
00:47:22.000So he told the truth and then he got in trouble for doing so.
00:47:25.000And now he has to bring Paul Pelosi flowers?
00:48:52.000The dude who reported it is... unnaturally wealthy.
00:48:57.000I mean, look, if you were a cop, and you were investigating something like this, you'd be like, how does a guy who was like a journalist afford all of these things?
00:49:04.000Sure, I mean, maybe he comes from a rich family or something like that.
00:49:13.000I'm saying, like, if you're a doctor and you're wearing gold chains and living in a ten million dollar house, they're gonna be like, this guy doesn't have that, you know, like, something doesn't add up here.
00:50:37.000Yeah, and it's crazy to me because I'm like, you'd think the 12th time you stepped in human feces, you'd be like, I'm not voting for this person anymore.
00:50:54.000and some woman walked into the middle of the street, and this was not in a bad area, and she just pulls her pants off, takes them off, squats in the middle of the street, and just lets it go.
00:51:03.000And I was like, oh, that's California for you.
00:51:12.000Yeah, they were, like, like, not running, running, like, speed walking with, like, a little hustle to get into the store to, like, get away from it, you know?
00:51:22.000And there was, uh, and then, like, I'm walking and I was like, oh, well, you know, there you go, that's, that's Los Angeles.
00:51:26.000And then I looked to my right and there was just, like, maybe, like, seven or eight morbidly obese homeless people And I thought to myself, like, man, we got fat homeless people.
00:51:36.000We have fat starving people in America.
00:52:00.000I'm looking at Miguel, and it looks like he always was a career journalist, and it looks like he got the money from NBC News, from his career there, so they probably have been paying him a lot.
00:52:10.000He's been working in journalism since 2000, And I think the main takeaway here is that he's been very quiet.
00:52:18.000He hasn't tweeted since being suspended.
00:52:20.000And the fact that NBC News retracted the official story here, which now is correct, really is the big story here.
00:52:46.000Roebuck with Project Veritas that exposed her when she did a good story on Jeffrey Epstein saying that she had Bill Clinton, she had all the politicians, and they of course axed and deleted that story and made sure that it never saw the day of light.
00:52:59.000There's probably something else more sinister here because again rich people, the most powerful people in the world, one, have a bunch of security around them so this whole story doesn't make sense just on that.
00:53:41.000And the other thing is, he's got a five million dollar home.
00:53:43.000He might be staying quiet because he knows that, you know, especially since he's kind of vindicated now, he might be able to sue them for wrongful termination.
00:53:56.000Look, I'm willing to bet they went to him and said, hey, look, it's a bad time for this story because the midterm's coming up, so just lie low for a bit and we'll give you a bonus.
00:54:04.000Yeah, if you're making that kind of money, they're not just going to suspend you and expect you not to say anything.
00:54:07.000And he's got to be getting money if he's not tweeted.
00:54:10.000I've told this story before, how I was like, when I worked at Fusion, and I said, hey, I don't want to be here anymore.
00:54:13.000And they were like, well, you're under contract.
00:54:40.000All of them are like, yeah, I just got a family.
00:54:43.000I got bills to pay I want to make sure that my kids go to a good school they give me a script I read it that's it and I think it's it's more clearer by the day that they're just doing the bidding of the special interest of the powerful people of the Pelosi's that at the end of the day dictate what the people get to know about because this story clearly highlights how they covered up key facts and evidence of what actually happened here just to make themselves look better, just to cover up the truth from the general public.
00:55:10.000And until I see videos, until I see actual evidence, there's no reason to give the government and these people the benefit of the doubt.
00:55:18.000I, you know, I was thinking, because someone super chatted about Ligma Johnson, and I'm just thinking if we if we started a political party, yeah, Like, if that was on the ballot, a lot of people would be like, yup, and they might just meme a Ligma Johnson candidate.
00:55:35.000The Libertarians have been trying so hard to get a candidate in Congress, but if you put Ligma Johnson, a lot of people are probably going to be like, it's a protest to vote.
00:55:43.000Can we tell Dave Smith to change his name legally right now?
00:55:47.000Dave, you're listening to me right now!
00:55:53.000I would vote for him in a heartbeat, but if we do Ligma Johnson, that man is going to be president.
00:55:57.000If he legally changes his name to Ligma Johnson and the American people see it on the ballot box in 2024, there's no doubt that American people will go for it.
00:57:34.000Okay, well, you know, I couldn't help but bring up the Ligma Johnson thing again because it's just more interesting, but we have the story from Postmillennial.
00:58:03.000We're hearing this is because Elon Musk and his team are terrified employees are going to sabotage the company.
00:58:08.000Also, they're still trying to figure out which Twitter workers they need to cut access for.
00:58:12.000Schiffer reported that employees were being told to continue to comply with company policy by refraining from discussing confidential company information on social media, with the press, or elsewhere.
00:59:10.000Yes, they're these little latte liberals who are like basically working in a giant daycare and they're going online and complaining about their boss and then being like, why did I get fired?
01:00:06.000But at the same time, okay, fine, but that empire was absolutely evil with how they worked and orchestrated larger psyopsis against the American people, how they censored people.
01:00:16.000I think we are seeing a digital transition.
01:00:18.000I think what we're seeing at Twitter is some kind of civil war happening inside of that company.
01:00:23.000Obviously, I would not want to be at the helm of being in charge of thousands of woke employees.
01:00:30.000Project Veritas did an undercover video.
01:00:31.000One of the employees at Twitter said that they worked four hours a week.
01:00:36.000Imagine having to deal with those kind of entitled individuals that just want to be at a wine bar the whole time.
01:00:43.000It would be extremely difficult to get anything done here.
01:00:45.000I'm still waiting for Elon Musk to bring people back that were banned, but I could see a lot of internal battles, a lot of internal fights happening right now just basically on that one particular issue, the unbannings.
01:00:58.000I think this is personally, just from my own speculation, what this is all about.
01:01:02.000And there's probably some people at the company saying, I will jeopardize this, I will expose this, I will say this, I will destroy this company, I will tell people how many bots are on this company if you allow Donald Trump to be on this platform, or Project Veritas, or all the other dozens of individuals, or Babylon Bee, or everyone else that should have not been banned.
01:01:43.000But, um, so I think that's why we're not seeing a lot of these unbannings yet is because he's trying to really grapple with and why he's getting rid of some of the staff as he needs it on the right track to tell advertisers, hey, this is, you know, where we need to go.
01:01:55.000This is probably why he didn't want to buy it.
01:02:18.000I did, but he needs to implement a clash structure there because I bought Twitter blue and my checkmark used to say this person's verified because she's really cool and super important and now it says it's because I paid for Twitter blue.
01:02:31.000Everybody can know it's because I paid for Twitter blue.
01:02:34.000No, he made a mistake with that one because right now he is saying he's gonna remove legacy badges and they're all they're gonna drop off the next couple of months fine but bro if you're if you're if you're going around saying like you can have the limited edition first edition badge or the like like the reprint I don't want to reprint No.
01:02:55.000Okay, and Tim, you know, dimensions are really bad, Luke.
01:02:58.000You know, it's really hard for us to sort things, not to be an elitist Twitter prick, but it's really bad.
01:03:04.000You know, I can't see, you know, you can't see anything that's notable or that needs your attention.
01:03:09.000It's really... I only talk to important people, is what you're saying.
01:03:12.000So, let me tell you guys... No, it's hard to, you know, when you use it for business too, it's hard to sort through dimensions now, it's kind of a...
01:03:17.000My mobile app is the Twitter beta app, which I've not updated.
01:03:33.000Yeah, so I noticed because we got Twitter Blue for TimCast News, because I was like, I want the news organization to have a verification badge on it.
01:03:40.000And so I logged on my phone, and there's no badge, and I was like, what?
01:03:43.000And then I looked online, and it was there, and I was like, huh?
01:03:46.000Then everyone started saying mentions were busted, and I pulled up my phone and looked, and I'm like, the only people in my mentions are legacy verified people.
01:04:05.000I already have a mention section for everyone.
01:04:09.000If you tweet at me and you're talking at me and you have a standard account, that's fine.
01:04:14.000The verification tab doesn't need to be the elites or anything like that, but it does create a space where the people who are interacting with me are working for some company or something like that.
01:04:24.000So then, typically what I see is journalists talking about stuff, or people I know and have worked with talking about stuff.
01:04:32.000Now, with the Twitter blue verification, I'm hearing people say like they lost that feed of their colleagues.
01:04:40.000So he's got to figure out filters for this stuff.
01:04:43.000Yeah, but again, I think he rolled it out so quickly because he just wanted to give a cushion to everything that's going on with the advertisers, but I don't really think there's a way around that.
01:04:54.000He's just got to let go that the advertisers, they're not going to care.
01:04:56.000If he lets these people back on the platform, the advertisers are gone.
01:05:00.000Well, what I don't like is that he created the second verification.
01:05:27.000Not to mention... I think, too, with a lot of the people, though, the age that are working for him, the fact that that's kind of the mentality of that group, is there a way that he can actually control his employees?
01:06:20.000If someone does sabotage the company, sure he can look in the logs, but I would guarantee you that if one of his employees committed a felony against him, law enforcement would do nothing about it.
01:06:51.000If Twitter was owned by Jack Dorsey and Vijaya Gandhi at the helm and it was pro-Democrat like it had been for years, and an employee sabotaged it because they were tied to the political bias, they'd be locked up in 10 seconds.
01:07:29.000And so, you know, I go- we've talked to multiple law enforcement agencies and they're just like, guy, you have- you have- you have armed guards?
01:07:46.000They're using your people to commit crimes and you don't care.
01:07:50.000But the issue is, now that we are paying for it, now that we pay for armed guards and things like that, they're like, oh, so we don't gotta worry about it anymore, right?
01:08:13.000Well, she left with a restraining order.
01:08:15.000It was really bad, and I remember, you know, it got escalated up to the FBI, and I had the FBI, he was the head of the Cyber Crimes Division, and he calls me, and I said, yeah, a lot of this stuff is happening on Twitter, the guy's made like 300 plus YouTube videos about me.
01:08:30.000You know what the guy at the FBI, the head of the cybercrime division, you know what he told me?
01:08:34.000He said, have you tried calling Twitter?
01:08:37.000I said, sir, with all due respect, if you think I can call Twitter, you shouldn't be head of the cybercrimes unit.
01:08:43.000He told me to call Twitter about a stalker, a very serious stalker I had, the FBI.
01:08:50.000Well, you know, if there's a traffic violation, the cops are there and it generates revenue for the state, but your life's in danger, they don't give a damn.
01:08:59.000That's usually the protocol of what's happening here.
01:09:01.000And it's very interesting to see what's happening because we have U.S.
01:09:04.000senators right now calling for the FTC to investigate Twitter and Elon Musk as we have the The whole FTX scandal with clients losing billions of dollars and then they don't care about that.
01:09:15.000They're not really doing anything around that issue.
01:09:18.000The FBI is giving a warning to the guy saying, hey, we probably will be investigating you.
01:09:22.000This is your time to leave and escape right now.
01:09:34.000The crazy thing about FTX is it seems like what they were trying to do, what this guy Bankman Freed is saying is, hey, we didn't do anything on tour with your money.
01:10:22.000Let's figure out where Alameda put that money because I'm willing to bet there's more co-conspirators So they basically are playing this game of, look, I'm just a company that invests in this, that, or otherwise.
01:10:36.000And Alameda came to me and said they wanted to invest.
01:11:07.000And then you have these huge names that had a huge amount of money in, you know, involved in it.
01:11:14.000I think there's also breaking news right now of the local government in the Bahamas actually taking control of the remaining FTX assets right now in the making of this video.
01:11:26.000So they also invested a lot of money in alleged tech startups in allegedly global warming.
01:11:39.000That money, of course, was sent to politicians, not just Democrats, also, you know, GOP causes and Republican candidates as well, and they're super PACs, so we have to understand, you know, protection money goes both ways.
01:11:51.000What's going to happen next is going to be really, really interesting and fascinating to see how rotten and corrupted the entire system is.
01:12:28.000So apparently this report from Daily Mail, Bahamas government ordered fallen crypto CEO Sam Bankman-Fried to hack FTX systems and transfer assets to the island nation after he filed bankruptcy.
01:12:45.000They just fined Kim Kardashian a million dollars for not putting, like, hashtag ad on her Instagram post or not disclosing how much she made on an Instagram post.
01:13:41.000If you look at the partners of who he was working with, he was working with the Ukrainian Bank, he was working with the World Economic Forum, he was working with Tony Blair, he was working with Bill Clinton, he's working with known people who are war criminals and child diddlers, let's be honest here.
01:13:57.000He was working with the worst of the worst when it comes to the most powerful, the most evilest people on the face of this earth, so I think it's fair to conclude Especially with how fast the company was was was made so ... popular especially with everyone on the corporate ... media shilling for him calling him the next JP Morgan ... and chase that there's something up here that's a lot ... more nefarious than we actually know about I think ... right now we only know very little about what actually ... happened here I think a lot of this was maybe a money ... laundering front I think there's a lot of secret ... shadowy money moving around coming from one place going ... to another place I think what what is what could be ...
01:14:33.000Did you guys see that, uh, I think it was Olenski who said, it was a Russian missile and NATO's wrong?
01:15:27.000One of my favorite Babylon Bee headlines that we did, it said after, what was it, Hurricane Ian, that awful, it said President Zelensky is on a raft asking Hurricane Ian victims for money for Ukraine.
01:15:44.000I feel like, is this just something that they're doing because there's no actual real money, so now they're just creating money to kind of get more legitimate money back into the More real money.
01:16:05.000In March of 2020, we got off the fractional reserve system and switched to the infinite reserve system, meaning banks could create money on demand with no restriction at all.
01:17:04.000I kind of feel like in 2008, they knew the system was collapsing.
01:17:08.000So they started preparing to jump ship and they were like, let's print as much money as possible for ourselves to absorb as much natural resources that we can and enrich ourselves.
01:17:19.000Then when the system collapses, we'll be lords of our little fiefdoms.
01:17:22.000Oh, I knew 2008 was going to end when the dumbest cokeheads I knew were driving $60,000 cars and selling $3 million houses.
01:18:39.000And it's forested, all forested, there's a road going through it, and it's weirdly shaped, but, uh, you know, if we got 50,000 people to give 20 bucks, Can we make Dave mayor of Ligma Johnson?
01:19:50.000This would actually be really cool, but you'd need an extra, like, ten grand or something like that for installation and stuff.
01:19:55.000But it would be really cool if you, like, walked the path and there were, like, little things being like, you know, in this year, this, you know, media organization lied about this and stuff like that.
01:20:04.000You follow the years back to the origin of fake news and it's, you know, talking about like fake reports like when... Who was it who reported that Napoleon had won and the stocks crashed?
01:20:17.000They had someone claim that Napoleon won the Napoleonic Wars and then all of a sudden the stocks were collapsing.
01:20:22.000They started buying them all up like crazy and then the real word came in that he actually lost and then all of a sudden everything he had was worth way more.
01:21:08.000This would be like a huge thing if we were able to start a crowdfund.
01:21:12.000You'd need to raise a little bit more for closing costs and stuff like that.
01:21:15.000Find the plot of land, announce that we want to buy it, and then see if people are willing to pitch in $10 to buy the land, and we'll put it into a trust or something.
01:21:22.000And we make it available to the general public, and we make it a big park.
01:21:26.000Should make it a scholarship for journalists.
01:21:40.000But I'm open to, you know, it's like 50 years later, we're all old, and it's like the happiest place on earth, Park Ligma Johnson with roller coasters.
01:21:49.000It's like Disney, but you're aware of what goes on.
01:21:50.000Dave's there and he's very old, and they're like, tell us the story again, Dave, about how this was formed.
01:22:42.000We'll call Twitter after the show and then... Here's an idea.
01:22:48.000We could somehow use the property as a way to help support Twitter, and then everyone, when they log in, they just see the fundraiser on the top of their feeds.
01:27:25.000We would set up a bank account with like a trust or something.
01:27:29.000Um, we gotta figure out the proper legal way to do it.
01:27:31.000Maybe we actually have all the money go specifically to, like, a lawyer or something.
01:27:36.000So that no one, no individual benefits from it and the lawyer's only signed, like, ability is to transfer the money for the property or something.
01:27:43.000And then, uh, I bet if we got a bunch of other prominent personalities, um, commentators on board with it, we could easily raise money to buy a large plot.
01:27:58.000Two years later, we'll be having a committee meeting to determine how we move forward, so.
01:28:02.000You know, a lot of people ask, like, what we're doing with our fact-checking organization.
01:28:05.000Yeah, we've been in filing for a year and a half, so maybe after 27 months, when all of that gets confirmed, we'll actually be able to do something, but that's how it goes.
01:28:13.000There are things you can do, but maybe a trust for it, or something like that.
01:28:18.000Maybe there's a public trust thing you can do.
01:28:21.000Maybe you can make it so that after a hundred years, the property reverts to the local jurisdiction, but it can't ever have its name changed.
01:28:59.000I feel like it would be even better if it's in Detroit.
01:29:02.000What if we went into an area where there was at least a hundred people and then bought up enough property to lobby those people to create a new city?
01:31:22.000Because we're gonna allocate land, but someone could be like, I wanna have my own store, and it's be like, the land is yours.
01:31:26.000Like, we lease the land on the property to your store, so long as you maintain it.
01:31:31.000We'll do rules like, if at any point you give up the store for longer than a year, then the property opens up and we can lease it out to somebody else.
01:31:38.000But the goal is not for people to own Ligma Johnson, it's to create a crowdfunded, City.
01:32:00.000Signed, one acre for this amount of time.
01:32:03.000If you abandon the shop, then you give us the right to lease the property to somebody else so we can keep it going, but we're not paying money for it.
01:32:09.000We're just basically like, okay, first come, first serve.
01:33:07.000All you really need is someone to try and organize to make sure people aren't overlapping with each other and, you know, stepping on each other's toes.
01:33:13.000Yeah, we can't have the gun shop in the same... Well, yeah, we could.
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01:35:59.000Triton54 says, Lord Timothy, do you think it's possible that the GOP senators can convince 17 progressive senators to put identity politics above party, convict Joe Biden, and place the first woman of color in the Oval Office?
01:36:58.000And I just saw she did an interview where she was coming out saying, you know, it was a real shame that she had to put her career on hold while good old Barry was in the Oval Office.
01:37:07.000Josh Butler says, please have Seamus make a tune with Biden and Fetterman having a basic conversation.
01:37:12.000Well, I can't make Seamus do anything, but Seamus, if you're listening, a cartoon where Biden and Fetterman are having a conversation.
01:37:19.000There's a meme of that already that exists that I shared that's absolutely hilarious.
01:37:23.000It's the two of them looking at each other, and it's... I can't even say what they said on here.
01:39:38.000I do have a Desert Eagle, and they were telling me it's like brittle or something with the firing pin or something malfunctions or I don't know.
01:39:45.000They were like, it's showy, but... I like how you were half listening to someone telling you that.
01:40:26.000And then I was just like, I love making this joke where I'm like, the engravings give it, like, plus one accuracy.
01:40:32.000Because, like, anyone who's played a video game knows that, like, if you find a gun in the game, it's, like, normal, but if it has, like, the special engravings on it, for some reason it's got, like, lower recoil and, like, higher accuracy.
01:43:02.000I'm sure there's a lot of powerful patrons who would fund an operation to ensure that every vote counts and that every person has their voice heard.
01:47:12.000I think that's really great because I was saying like for Christmas you give people presents in that and it's like you're giving them a present but if it's like one of your woke family members you're also kind of insulting them.
01:49:29.000Yeah, we sold like, I think we've sold a couple thousand of them already, but I made it as a joke, and then when Donald Trump announced, I was like, oh, I mean like, yeah, we have this kamehameha, and he's yelling and his hair is golden, like, you know, Goku.
01:50:06.000You know, the funny thing is I went to a bar and they had one of those flags where Trump is riding a velociraptor with like an Uzi or something and there's like explosions all around.
01:51:42.000When you do it with Biden, you're like, it doesn't work because what would make Biden funny is him wearing like, you know those pajamas that would cover your whole body, both the button flaps?
01:51:52.000Yeah, like Joe Biden wearing that and like fumbling about would be a funny example.
01:51:56.000Or like a candlestick and a nightcap and going to bed.
01:55:30.000I'm just imagining how we're like laughing how stupid this is and then you know like a hundred years later there's like this resort called the Ligma Johnson family retreat on this like privately owned land that's open to the public.
01:55:39.000We have to have a fire department but they can't shoot water it's all the foam.
01:55:42.000I went to uh there's this resort in near Pittsburgh called Nemocolon.
01:55:48.000And it's the family that did 84 Lumber.
01:55:50.000And they, like, when you go in there, there's this little section where they have a documentary playing, like, explaining the life of the guy who founded it.
01:55:55.000Like, it would just be funny if you had that.
01:55:57.000And it's, like, showing pictures of, like, the show, and it's like, in the year 2022, several personalities were speaking at a table and decided to make a joke about fellatio.
01:56:09.000And then they got people to donate money to buy this land that you're on now.
01:56:12.000Which is why the planet is now called Ligma John.
01:56:19.000Yeah, it's like a hundred years later, there's like a civil war.
01:56:22.000And then they use that as like the main base and becomes the capital of the resistance.
01:56:26.000And then when they win, they're just like, the boundaries expand.
01:56:30.000And then before anybody realized it, it's like, did you know there's a bunch of roads in Iraq that are named after like football players and things like that?
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01:59:45.000And Ashley, do you want to shout anything out?
01:59:47.000Nope, except the Babylon Bee, and you can also find me on Twitter at SaintClairAshley.
01:59:51.000Of course, I'll allow it with Crowder, and then you can check me out in December at the Comedy Castle, the 8th through 10th, recording my special of Prison 10.