Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - March 24, 2021


Timcast IRL - Jay Leno Apologizes For Racist Jokes, PANICS Over Woke Outrage w-Aaron Berg


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 15 minutes

Words per Minute

197.81328

Word Count

26,807

Sentence Count

2,346

Misogynist Sentences

61

Hate Speech Sentences

66


Summary

Comedian Aaron Berg joins us to talk about Jay Leno's apology, cancel culture, and the Black Lives Matter movement. Plus, we talk about the recent mass shooting in Chicago and why we should be mad at the media.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 you you
00:00:57.000 you Jay Leno
00:01:05.000 He's apologizing because the woke have come for him.
00:01:07.000 You see, he used to make jokes about Asian people, and he knew in his heart it was wrong.
00:01:13.000 It's really amazing.
00:01:14.000 You know, we've seen these stories about these comedians.
00:01:16.000 We had that one woman, Ellery Smith, she's a writer with Robot Chicken, where she just comes out and tweets that she's a violent racist, as if that's gonna make her job prospect get better.
00:01:25.000 And she also made disparaging comments about Asians.
00:01:28.000 It's funny because I brought this up probably a year or two ago.
00:01:32.000 When we're talking about critical race theory and bigotry and all this social justice stuff, I'm like, man, these people sure do love to make fun of Asian people.
00:01:39.000 Well, now critical race theory is coming back for them because the rules, which aren't... solidified, I guess, changed.
00:01:46.000 And now all these people that thought they were in, you know, on the right side and allowed to do what they do, you know, everyone in the crowd was doing it, so they did it.
00:01:53.000 Now they're getting cancelled.
00:01:54.000 Jay Leno's scared he's gonna lose his job, so he's like, I admit it, I knew it was wrong the whole time.
00:01:59.000 That's what I don't get. Like, you want to apologize for being racist or whatever? Fine.
00:02:02.000 But to come out and be like, I always knew what I was doing was wrong? That's crazy,
00:02:06.000 because why would anyone want to work with you after that?
00:02:08.000 Now, I get it. Jay Leno's retired, but we're gonna talk about this. We're gonna talk about
00:02:12.000 cancel culture. We got a bunch of other, you know, ridiculous stories. Dollar Shave Club apparently
00:02:16.000 announced that they're shutting down their magazine, and I'm like, I wonder what kind of
00:02:19.000 magazine this is.
00:02:20.000 It's like, apparently it's a men's magazine, but it's like super woke and anti-masculine.
00:02:25.000 It's no wonder they shut it down.
00:02:26.000 Get woke, go broke.
00:02:28.000 Jay Leno's gonna, gonna reel from this because now he's admitted he's always been a racist.
00:02:32.000 Congratulations, Jay.
00:02:33.000 You're a racist.
00:02:34.000 That's your legacy from now on.
00:02:35.000 Joining us to talk about these issues and cancel culture and comedy is comedian Aaron Berg.
00:02:39.000 How's it going, man?
00:02:40.000 Good.
00:02:40.000 How are you?
00:02:41.000 Pretty good.
00:02:42.000 Uh, so, uh, what's your deal?
00:02:43.000 You're a comedian.
00:02:43.000 Is that it?
00:02:44.000 I'm a comedian.
00:02:45.000 I have a show on Compound Media, and it is called In Hot Water.
00:02:48.000 It's Monday to Thursday with the brilliant Gino Bisconti.
00:02:52.000 I use the word brilliant very loosely.
00:02:54.000 And I also have a Patreon show called Gum Fridays on Fridays, and I've been doing stand-up in New York City for almost 10 years.
00:03:02.000 I've been doing stand-up for 20 years.
00:03:05.000 I'm extremely funny.
00:03:07.000 Oh, 20 years?
00:03:08.000 Yeah.
00:03:08.000 So you probably made the same racist jokes as Jay Leno.
00:03:11.000 More.
00:03:12.000 More?
00:03:13.000 On behalf of Jay Leno, I would like to apologize.
00:03:18.000 Hold on, I'm Asian, so I'm allowed to laugh.
00:03:19.000 You guys have to shut up.
00:03:20.000 Thank you.
00:03:20.000 Yeah, racist.
00:03:21.000 It wasn't funny.
00:03:24.000 I opened on Saturday with, I go, I'm exhausted.
00:03:27.000 I have been killing Asian masseuses all week, and I am just wiped out.
00:03:32.000 Oh, and two others, but nobody cares about them because they weren't Asian.
00:03:35.000 Wow.
00:03:36.000 That's a brutal commentary on the media, though.
00:03:38.000 Yeah.
00:03:39.000 Why don't they care about those two people?
00:03:41.000 They don't care about Chicago.
00:03:42.000 They don't care about what's been going on in Chicago every weekend for the past year.
00:03:45.000 No, but that's a typical talking point.
00:03:48.000 It's been going on for more than the past year.
00:03:50.000 Right.
00:03:50.000 And shootings, we thought were going to take a curb because of COVID, but they haven't.
00:03:54.000 Shootings, yeah.
00:03:55.000 Got worse.
00:03:55.000 But, I mean, at the same time, there's mass riots and they're calling for defunding the police.
00:03:58.000 So, all right, we'll get into this.
00:04:00.000 We'll save it for the conversation.
00:04:01.000 But, you know, Ian's chilling.
00:04:02.000 Oh, hey, everybody.
00:04:03.000 Ian Crossland here with us.
00:04:04.000 Hi, Aaron.
00:04:05.000 Nice to meet you, Ian.
00:04:05.000 You too, man.
00:04:06.000 This is great.
00:04:08.000 It's so fun to be in this nondescript location, which is, like, very well hidden out.
00:04:14.000 And I drove here and it took all day and it was raining.
00:04:18.000 And I go, why am I doing this?
00:04:20.000 And then I got here, and I was like, and I go, this is why.
00:04:24.000 It's because of those hot dogs we had.
00:04:26.000 Ooh, Portillo's!
00:04:28.000 Good goddamn hot dogs.
00:04:29.000 This is really funny.
00:04:30.000 We're going to do live events here, and one of the events we're planning on doing is a Chicago event.
00:04:34.000 Yeah.
00:04:34.000 And so we're going to fly out probably like a thousand dollars worth of pizza and hot dogs.
00:04:42.000 And it's funny because Yeah.
00:04:43.000 Barack Obama, there's this email where it's like he had a party in DC, he had a party
00:04:47.000 at the White House where he flew out like 30 grand worth of pizza and hot dogs from
00:04:50.000 Chicago and the conspiracy theorists started telling everybody that it meant children.
00:04:55.000 When quite literally Chicago has Lou Malnati's, Giordano's and Portillo's hot dogs.
00:05:00.000 So we actually, you can get Portillo's hot dogs overnight.
00:05:03.000 They're very, very famous.
00:05:04.000 It's a very famous style.
00:05:05.000 You get sports peppers, you get celery salt, you get a big old pickle and tomatoes.
00:05:09.000 And it's Chicago's got its famous hot dog and it's got its famous Maxwell Street Polish.
00:05:13.000 So I'm like, yeah, we're going to we're going to fly out pizza and hot dogs for this event and then, like, make fun of the conspiracy theory, you know?
00:05:19.000 Yeah.
00:05:20.000 People are going to think that you're this incredible leftist that has this pedophile ranch.
00:05:24.000 It'll be just like home.
00:05:25.000 It sounds like we're gonna get in trouble on this episode.
00:05:27.000 You could also because it's Chicago weekend just bring in a whole bunch of gangbangers to shoot each other on your back
00:05:33.000 for it'll be Just like it sounds like we're gonna get in trouble on this
00:05:36.000 episode. Why I thought that I was treading very lightly All right
00:05:43.000 I'm also in the corner.
00:05:45.000 I'm going to laugh my tail off tonight and I'm going to love it.
00:05:48.000 It's going to be awesome.
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00:08:07.000 But let's get into that first story.
00:08:10.000 The story about Jay Leno.
00:08:12.000 He says, according to the Daily Mail, in my heart, I knew it was wrong.
00:08:16.000 Jay Leno apologizes to Asians for decades of jokes that promoted stereotypes and were made as recently as 2020.
00:08:23.000 They say, Media Action Network for Asian Americans waged a 15-year campaign to end the remarks.
00:08:32.000 The comedian says at the time he believed the jokes were harmless.
00:08:35.000 Comments continued until last year when Leno cracked about Koreans eating dog meat.
00:08:40.000 Leno says the apology is not the result of cancel culture, but a legitimate wrong that was done on my part.
00:08:45.000 It's amazing.
00:08:46.000 I mean, that's the gist of it.
00:08:48.000 Apparently, he offended numerous people on the set of NBC's America's Got Talent.
00:08:52.000 Quote, at the time I did those jokes, I genuinely thought them to be harmless, Leno said during a recent video conference with MANAA.
00:09:01.000 I was making fun of our enemy, North Korea.
00:09:03.000 And like most jokes, there was a ring of truth to them.
00:09:07.000 What?
00:09:08.000 Wow.
00:09:09.000 Wow.
00:09:10.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:09:11.000 He's like, I apologize for making these offensive statements.
00:09:14.000 That were true.
00:09:15.000 They were true.
00:09:17.000 Wow.
00:09:18.000 Is Jay Leno actually just, you know, taking the piss?
00:09:20.000 He could be trolling.
00:09:22.000 Yeah.
00:09:23.000 Is he trolling us?
00:09:24.000 He felt like they were harmless, but he knew in his heart they were.
00:09:26.000 They were wrong?
00:09:27.000 What was he saying?
00:09:30.000 He said, I genuinely thought them to be harmless.
00:09:33.000 He says, I knew they were wrong.
00:09:34.000 He says, like most jokes, there was a ring of truth to them.
00:09:39.000 I know it was wrong, but I was absolutely right in saying this.
00:09:43.000 And it's not like I went after South Korea.
00:09:45.000 They still have the internet, so I wouldn't attack them.
00:09:48.000 Wow.
00:09:49.000 I kind of feel like, did Weejit maybe get punked by Jay Leno and he's just laughing all the way to the bank?
00:09:53.000 No, he doesn't care.
00:09:54.000 He's retired, I guess.
00:09:55.000 He's super rich.
00:09:57.000 He's just trolling, like, Tatiana McGrath right now.
00:10:00.000 He's just, like, fake apologizing.
00:10:03.000 I get it.
00:10:04.000 You could feel bad about it.
00:10:05.000 You know, Leno is a typical edgelord, if you remember.
00:10:09.000 I'm joking.
00:10:10.000 He was known for towing the line as much as you can tow the line.
00:10:15.000 Sajji Corporate, late night.
00:10:17.000 Extremely.
00:10:18.000 Never touched his Tonight Show money.
00:10:20.000 Every cent he made, all in the bank.
00:10:22.000 Lived off of his stand-up money.
00:10:24.000 It's a very well-known fact.
00:10:25.000 But you can't...
00:10:27.000 No one called him out for it, so I get that you feel badly about it, but keep it to yourself and make a donation.
00:10:33.000 You don't have to go out and throw yourself under the bus.
00:10:37.000 What's his show that he has now?
00:10:38.000 It's about cars or something, right?
00:10:39.000 Yeah, I don't know, but I can't believe he said that.
00:10:41.000 I'd like to apologize for making these offensive jokes, which were true, by the way!
00:10:46.000 No, no, so there's another quote.
00:10:47.000 He says, whenever we received a complaint, there would be two sides to the discussion.
00:10:51.000 Either, quote, we need to deal with this or screw them if they can't take a joke.
00:10:55.000 Too many times I sided with the latter, even when in my heart I knew it was wrong.
00:10:59.000 Leno says the apology was not the result of pressure from so-called cancel culture that has drawn complaints from others whose comments came under public fire for actions or statements.
00:11:09.000 Leno said the apology was the result of a legitimate wrong that was done on my part.
00:11:12.000 You know what, man?
00:11:13.000 I'm offended.
00:11:14.000 I'm offended right now.
00:11:15.000 I think what Jay Leno is saying, this apology, is extremely racist to my family.
00:11:21.000 I'll mean this sincerely.
00:11:22.000 It's patronizing.
00:11:24.000 When he makes a joke about a despotic authoritarian regime in North Korea, good.
00:11:30.000 Screw him.
00:11:31.000 Like these are the North Korean Communist Party or whatever to call it.
00:11:34.000 Kim Jong-un.
00:11:35.000 These are bad people.
00:11:36.000 They put people in gulags for thought crime.
00:11:39.000 Right.
00:11:39.000 We do not like the authoritarian garbage.
00:11:41.000 We like the idea that we can poke fun at each other and treat each other as equals.
00:11:45.000 Because that's what it is.
00:11:46.000 If I can make fun of you, you can make fun of me.
00:11:48.000 We can knock each other down a peg or two.
00:11:49.000 We get it.
00:11:50.000 It's jokes, right?
00:11:51.000 Jay Leno coming out, he's not doing it because he actually cares.
00:11:55.000 He made these jokes recently, all of a sudden now he's trying to act like he's not, you know, being racist or whatever.
00:11:59.000 I actually find what he's doing to be the racist thing.
00:12:02.000 It's more racist because he's clumping all Asian people together because he feels bad about a shooting where six Asian women were killed and he saw his friend go down for the robot chicken thing or whatever happened.
00:12:14.000 But he's, it's, it's the flavor of the week.
00:12:18.000 This week is the flavor of the week.
00:12:19.000 I'll tell you what I find offensive about the whole thing is that they only started caring, not even because of this event that happened in Atlanta.
00:12:28.000 They don't care about that.
00:12:29.000 They care because the tide shifted in the woke cult, and now they have to move with the hive.
00:12:37.000 And so that's it.
00:12:38.000 They don't know about what happened.
00:12:40.000 They don't care about the news.
00:12:41.000 All of a sudden they heard, oh, you're gonna get in trouble because there's a protest that says stop Asian hate.
00:12:45.000 They're like, oh, okay, I'll pretend to care now.
00:12:47.000 I don't think Jay Leno cares.
00:12:48.000 Is Jay Leno really going to get in trouble?
00:12:50.000 I mean, he's at that level of rich where you're not going to make a dent in it.
00:12:55.000 And I think that there's this... I push all the time.
00:12:59.000 To me, there's nothing sacred.
00:13:01.000 I can joke about Boulder today.
00:13:03.000 I could joke about a Muslim guy in a racially motivated attack killing a whole bunch of white people.
00:13:10.000 I can joke about that stuff.
00:13:11.000 Well, the media says that's not the case.
00:13:12.000 Yeah, well, I'm not the media, I'm a truth teller.
00:13:14.000 No, no, I'm just saying, like, there's a narrative, you know?
00:13:17.000 Yeah, and I know what the narrative is, and we witness that narrative, so I think that we take in some of that groupthink, that even though we have these beliefs, we still take in the real, liberal, left, soft, we're wrong, we need to make the world a better place.
00:13:32.000 And I get it, I've battled with it too, but that's how you know you're a good person, because you go, oh, should I be doing this?
00:13:37.000 And you go, yeah, I should, because comics deal in negative currency.
00:13:42.000 We attack racism, we attack homophobia, we attack transphobia, and we make jokes about all of it.
00:13:47.000 You said your favorite joke was that classic Chappelle thing from a year and a half ago.
00:13:51.000 Mine says my favorite joke.
00:13:52.000 It's a damn good joke.
00:13:54.000 But Chappelle when he squinted his eyes and bucked his teeth.
00:13:57.000 Like Dave Chappelle on one of the biggest comedy specials only a couple of years ago Did a 19, was it like a 1920s style?
00:14:07.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:14:08.000 Stereotypical.
00:14:08.000 Buck teeth.
00:14:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:10.000 And was, what was the joke?
00:14:11.000 Like it was a- But this is how I feel!
00:14:13.000 A trans Chinese person.
00:14:15.000 Yeah.
00:14:15.000 And he did the accent, he did everything.
00:14:17.000 And I am so grateful to Dave Chappelle for doing that joke.
00:14:22.000 It's freeing.
00:14:23.000 Well, it's because, remember, what's his name?
00:14:25.000 Shane, I think Shane Gillis is his name?
00:14:26.000 Gillis, yeah.
00:14:27.000 He said a word we're not allowed to say on YouTube.
00:14:31.000 But he was accusing other people of saying these things, right?
00:14:33.000 He was like, these other people say these bigoted things like this.
00:14:36.000 And apparently they, like some other times in the show, they had done like Asian accents or whatever, like mock ones.
00:14:40.000 He loses his job over this.
00:14:42.000 And he was actually being semi-critical of other people.
00:14:45.000 Like he was pointing out something someone else does.
00:14:47.000 Dave Chappelle literally did it.
00:14:49.000 And they all just said, thank you, Dave.
00:14:50.000 That was very funny.
00:14:52.000 And I'm like, okay, good.
00:14:53.000 Look, man, we need to be, we need to be able to make fun of other people.
00:14:57.000 I do think that there are limits to reasonable, you know, good faith efforts at comedy.
00:15:03.000 Like, there are some people I think just try to make everyone offended and not actually make any points.
00:15:08.000 But those aren't the funny comics.
00:15:10.000 Right, right, right.
00:15:11.000 There's a handful of really good comics in this world currently, and it's probably 50.
00:15:16.000 And that's including England and their long-winded storytellers, but there's still something really relevant to the craft that they do.
00:15:24.000 But what we do, it's negative currency.
00:15:26.000 We take all this horrible stuff and the end is positive.
00:15:30.000 When you come to a live show, which you will, or if you bring us here for a live show on Chicago weekend, because I would come for pizza if it's a cheat day, And when you see the way these people laugh, and I'm not talking giggles, like the stuff that I do in New York in front of the most diverse audiences in the world has people holding their stomachs laughing.
00:15:51.000 So it's a negative thing that has a positive end.
00:15:55.000 I've seen Joe Rogan's show in Philly, and he goes after everybody.
00:15:59.000 He's really good-spirited about it.
00:16:02.000 You get it.
00:16:03.000 I've seen Dave Chappelle's special, and I grew up with George Carlin.
00:16:07.000 George Carlin has got some spicy bits, to say the least.
00:16:11.000 And people used to cheer and clap for it because we understood, I guess.
00:16:15.000 I don't know what changed, but now you've got these Puritans that somehow formed on the left that just want to cancel people.
00:16:22.000 And the problem is, There's this weird marriage between establishment media, digital advertising, and then when the wokeness cancel culture stuff came in, it latched on to this establishment media.
00:16:36.000 So now because of that, all of these people, people like Jay Leno, will just be like, tell me what you want me to say, and I'll say it.
00:16:41.000 That's basically what they're doing.
00:16:43.000 So they're abandoning their principles, or showing us they never had them to begin with, or they're showing us they're absolute cowards.
00:16:49.000 And they don't care to actually stand up for true classically liberal values, freedom of speech, you know.
00:16:57.000 Progressive thought.
00:16:58.000 Right.
00:16:59.000 Yeah.
00:16:59.000 You know what's really crazy?
00:17:00.000 I was listening to, I don't remember, I was listening to that Eminem song.
00:17:07.000 I think it's called Without Me.
00:17:08.000 I'm not entirely sure.
00:17:09.000 Yeah, that's what it's called.
00:17:10.000 But what's really fascinating about older Eminem music is that it was very topical and offensive.
00:17:18.000 And controversial.
00:17:20.000 So, like, he's got that line where he's like, you know, the Grammys try to bring him there, and he's like, why?
00:17:25.000 Because you guys just lied so you can get me here, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
00:17:28.000 Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst.
00:17:32.000 Here, Margot over, who's she to first?
00:17:35.000 You know, we'll keep it family friendly a little bit.
00:17:37.000 But, uh, that was a popular song where he was calling out a female pop star for Going down on a couple of other celebrities.
00:17:46.000 And that was a hit song.
00:17:48.000 Everybody was loving it.
00:17:49.000 They were laughing it.
00:17:50.000 I guess Christina Aguilera did a diss track against them.
00:17:52.000 And I'm thinking about that song where he's like, we need a little controversy.
00:17:56.000 It feels so empty without me.
00:17:58.000 And now we have this story where apparently like they're trying to cancel Eminem.
00:18:01.000 You know, like the Gen Z has been complaining about him being a bigot and stuff and saying offensive things.
00:18:05.000 Of course he said offensive things.
00:18:07.000 It's Eminem, dude.
00:18:07.000 What do you think?
00:18:08.000 Yeah.
00:18:08.000 And he made a song called like, you know, cancel me or something.
00:18:11.000 It's not very good in my opinion, but whatever.
00:18:13.000 And I'm just, it's, it's, it's interesting now how much things have changed and how we have this generation that grew up on South Park on Family Guy and Eminem and all these shows have become Puritans.
00:18:24.000 And then you get, like I mentioned, the establishment is scared.
00:18:27.000 They bend the knee to this stuff.
00:18:28.000 Digital advertising gets scared.
00:18:30.000 They bend the knee to this stuff.
00:18:32.000 It's a, it's a dramatic transformation in only like 10 years.
00:18:35.000 You know what I mean?
00:18:36.000 It is, but you're also aware of how much ebb there's been and how much the plates have shifted.
00:18:42.000 That you don't really need advertiser dollars anymore.
00:18:46.000 That you can make your own way.
00:18:48.000 You look at, you know, other comics that have done it.
00:18:50.000 They build their own audience.
00:18:52.000 They go out on their own.
00:18:54.000 It's meant to be controversial.
00:18:56.000 If you're not in trouble, you're not doing anything or saying anything.
00:19:00.000 But they'll try and shut you down for something totally unrelated.
00:19:05.000 If you were spewing this rant on why you think COVID wasn't a real thing and that it was, you know, to do something else politically, they would disagree with that, but they would try and shut you down for using a slur for a little person or something.
00:19:23.000 Cuomo gets caught trying to cover up the death of 15,000 people due to his policies.
00:19:30.000 He put sick people in his nursing homes.
00:19:32.000 He was warned by the nursing homes, you're gonna kill people.
00:19:35.000 And he said, do it anyway.
00:19:37.000 And then they call for his resignation because a handful of women came out and accused him of inappropriate behavior.
00:19:42.000 And I'm like, you know, it's tough.
00:19:44.000 Am I happy that they're calling for his resignation because he's a bad guy who's got to get out?
00:19:49.000 Or is it bad because it's just the ends justify the means?
00:19:51.000 They ignore the atrocity and they're like, but don't you slight women!
00:19:55.000 That's it.
00:19:56.000 That's it, right?
00:19:57.000 People won't come after the thing that really offends them because they know that they will lose that argument.
00:20:03.000 So instead they look for these other little thorns in your side.
00:20:06.000 So it's like if I've done transphobic jokes or anti-Asian jokes, That's what people come after because they know that the product is, oh, here's an hour of making people laugh hysterically.
00:20:17.000 We can't argue with that.
00:20:19.000 But we can argue with, hey, you can't do that Asian joke that you did two years ago.
00:20:23.000 They just want to pick it.
00:20:26.000 And my belief is that people that really try and cancel comics is to negate those people out of the way to open up areas for them.
00:20:33.000 Have you ever seen woke comedy?
00:20:34.000 Yeah, they try and cancel me.
00:20:36.000 They'll tag clubs.
00:20:39.000 It's horrible.
00:20:41.000 It's unwatchable.
00:20:44.000 No, no, no, but hold on, hold on.
00:20:45.000 It's like, it reminds me of, you watch Futurama?
00:20:50.000 Have you ever seen Futurama?
00:20:51.000 I've seen it.
00:20:52.000 So there's one episode, it's way back in the day, they crash land on an Amazonian planet populated by all of these massive like 10 foot tall super ripped women.
00:20:59.000 That's racist.
00:21:01.000 Racist?
00:21:02.000 Sexist?
00:21:03.000 And so the Amazonians are explaining how they have basketball and no Ken Dunk, but good fundamentals.
00:21:11.000 And so they're kind of making that joke as well, that it's not entertaining to watch, but you have to support it because it's the right ideology, right?
00:21:21.000 Yeah.
00:21:22.000 So you have these woke comics.
00:21:24.000 It's awful.
00:21:24.000 Unwatchable.
00:21:25.000 I watched a special from Vice on Woke Comedy, and it was really sad.
00:21:29.000 I saw that, too.
00:21:30.000 It was sad.
00:21:30.000 It was the person making fun of themself the whole time, and I was like, dude, this is depressing me, dude.
00:21:34.000 Like, I'm not laughing.
00:21:35.000 I feel bad for this person.
00:21:36.000 It's like, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna, like, I'm gonna go ride my bike and get exercise, because that person depressed the hell out of me.
00:21:41.000 Yeah.
00:21:41.000 Like, hearing them just complain about how miserable their life is.
00:21:44.000 The old rule is tragedy plus time.
00:21:47.000 They want to take the tragedy away and just be like, here's the time.
00:21:52.000 Yeah.
00:21:52.000 And it's boring.
00:21:53.000 It is.
00:21:54.000 And, and, but it's, it's, it's like buzzwords.
00:21:58.000 They'll, it's clapter, you know?
00:22:00.000 Yeah.
00:22:00.000 Like they'll get up on stage and be like, those white supremacists, they're bad, right?
00:22:04.000 Yeah, there's a lot of white people bashing.
00:22:07.000 Now, I haven't seen it that much in the past year because comedy has been either like illegal and taking place in speakeasy environments or outdoors.
00:22:16.000 The only real people that have been doing it are the people that are ballsy enough to go out and be like, hey, I don't care about this thing that killed 500,000 people, allegedly, but I'm going to go out and just do comedy.
00:22:29.000 And that's why the audiences are also more right-wing now.
00:22:33.000 So they're more willing to laugh at stuff.
00:22:35.000 Well, they're more willing to come out.
00:22:36.000 Yeah.
00:22:37.000 This is the crazy thing.
00:22:38.000 So we had Chrissy Mayer on.
00:22:40.000 Yeah, I watched.
00:22:41.000 You know Chrissy.
00:22:41.000 Yeah, I know Chrissy.
00:22:42.000 And I think she brought this up, or the subject came up, where You have all of these leftists who are scared of COVID.
00:22:48.000 They don't want to go out.
00:22:49.000 All of these urban environments where they've shut everything down because of COVID.
00:22:53.000 So what's left?
00:22:54.000 Conservatives are willing to come to your show.
00:22:56.000 Not necessarily conservatives, but people who aren't scared are willing to come to your show.
00:22:59.000 And you can do it in more conservative areas in red states where they didn't lock everything down.
00:23:02.000 So, these left-leaning individuals, or whatever you want to call it, corporate Democrat types, politically sheep, whatever, are in their apartments, doing nothing, not going out, comedy clubs are being shuttered, and then comedians are doing jokes for conservatives?
00:23:20.000 You know, where you actually have your business still exists?
00:23:22.000 Think about what's going to happen when all of this finally gets lifted, and who knows when it'll get lifted for the blue states, because the red states are already opening up.
00:23:29.000 They're gonna be stunted by like a year, market-wise.
00:23:32.000 You are gonna have way more conservatives with savings, with money, because they're in business.
00:23:39.000 They're gonna get a year advance on all of these left-wing... You're gonna get a bunch of liberals working for conservatives.
00:23:44.000 They're gonna need a job, and who's gonna own the jobs?
00:23:47.000 The conservatives.
00:23:47.000 Yeah.
00:23:48.000 And you go online, all the conservative comics are like, hey, I'm in Omaha this weekend.
00:23:53.000 Hey, I'm here this weekend.
00:23:54.000 Hey, I'm here.
00:23:54.000 All the liberal comics are like, when's that stimmy coming through?
00:23:59.000 And they're just waiting for that stimmy.
00:24:00.000 And they still call it stimmy.
00:24:01.000 I don't understand why.
00:24:03.000 We were talking before about advertising and how you don't really need it, right?
00:24:08.000 Right.
00:24:10.000 But let me say this, seems like a great product and a great company that gives back to people and genuinely cares about people.
00:24:19.000 Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:24:20.000 I mean, we have a handful of sponsors, but what I mean is there's this interesting overlap between digital marketing and entertainment and the resistance, the anti-Trump Democrat types and the wokeness.
00:24:33.000 And so that's why you see every major brand change their logo to a rainbow in June.
00:24:38.000 Because they're like, this is what people like.
00:24:40.000 But most people probably just shrug and say, I don't know, whatever.
00:24:43.000 You know what I mean?
00:24:44.000 Like, that's cool, I guess.
00:24:46.000 It's not like they're actually going to make more money by doing this.
00:24:49.000 So it's interesting that these companies that tow that woke line think it's the right path forward.
00:24:55.000 It's not gonna make a money, and I have a story for you.
00:24:58.000 Check this out.
00:24:58.000 This is from Business Insider.
00:24:59.000 Dollar Shave Club has laid off all of its staff at men's lifestyle site MEL, source says, and is looking for a rescue buyer.
00:25:09.000 Now, on the surface, this doesn't sound like a get woke, go broke story, but I assure you it is.
00:25:13.000 They say, Dollar Shave Club is laying off the staff of Mel Magazine, its men's lifestyle and culture website.
00:25:19.000 A person with direct knowledge of the matter said, Mel's staffers were informed of the layoffs on Wednesday.
00:25:24.000 The publication is seeking a buyer and may face shutting down if it doesn't find one.
00:25:30.000 It was unclear how many people were affected.
00:25:32.000 Mel's masthead lists about 20 people plus 16 contributors.
00:25:35.000 They say, after six years of successful partnership and transforming the men's health and media spaces for the better, Mel and Dollar Shave Club's financial relationship will come to an end in 60 days, Editor-in-Chief Josh Skolmire said in a statement.
00:25:49.000 He added, Mel will stop publishing Effective Wednesday, and the complete focus will now be on finding the right new owner.
00:25:55.000 This has always been a part of the plan for our brand-backed partnership, and we're incredibly proud of what we've built together.
00:26:02.000 You gotta take a look at this one very important point.
00:26:05.000 They say, transforming the men's health and media spaces for the better.
00:26:09.000 What do you think that means, transforming it for the better?
00:26:12.000 It means making it less male.
00:26:15.000 Do I have to?
00:26:16.000 getting well look at this go to Mel magazine dot com and the the the
00:26:21.000 headline story do I have to know the pressure to act like a man starts in
00:26:25.000 preschool boys as young as three are more than happy to police the
00:26:29.000 toy box and make sure that no little dude walks away with a Barbie
00:26:33.000 I don't care What does this have to do with men?
00:26:36.000 Show me an article where it's like, eating steak and fish will make your muscles bigger.
00:26:40.000 Something stereotypically dude-like, I guess.
00:26:43.000 That's the thing.
00:26:44.000 Give me three-year-olds on testosterone replacement therapy, and then I'll agree with you.
00:26:49.000 Then they have this one down here.
00:26:51.000 There's finally a name for Trump's murderous masculinity.
00:26:55.000 Who are they marketing to?
00:26:56.000 Women.
00:26:57.000 Frail, low-T, liberal men who can't grow beards?
00:27:00.000 First of all, to say that Trump is a vision of masculinity is just incredibly misled.
00:27:06.000 Tiny hands.
00:27:08.000 Possibly fake hair, tanning lotion on the face.
00:27:12.000 He's just like an out-of-shape master's level bodybuilder at best.
00:27:16.000 Like coming in at 60 thinking he looks good in the mirror and then he steps out on stage against real bodybuilders.
00:27:22.000 He's like, oh boy, I'm out of my league.
00:27:23.000 Trump's a lot of things, but what conservative or Trump supporter was coming out preaching about Trump's masculinity?
00:27:29.000 Never.
00:27:29.000 Not once.
00:27:31.000 No, no, like I've heard talk about, you know, working class populism, protecting the worker borders, national security, but I've not seen that group of like staunch MAGA hat wearing guys being like Trump is our vision of masculinity.
00:27:43.000 There's like pictures of him, artwork where he looks ripped and cut.
00:27:46.000 Yeah, I have seen those with the hawk behind him.
00:27:50.000 I love it when Ben Garrison draws Trump because he makes them, you know, super ripped and like strong.
00:27:56.000 But I think they all kind of get the joke of it.
00:27:58.000 Trump is an old, he's an old man and he's very out of shape.
00:28:03.000 And I'll tell you this, I'd be willing to bet that compared to your average person in this country, Donald Trump How can I phrase this properly?
00:28:14.000 It is extremely unlikely that Donald Trump has ever had to walk a mile.
00:28:19.000 That's it.
00:28:20.000 I mean, look, he's been, he was born into wealth.
00:28:23.000 He he's, he's rich.
00:28:24.000 I'm sure he's walked, you know, he golfs, right?
00:28:26.000 So I'm, I'm sure that he's walked periods.
00:28:28.000 He rides mostly.
00:28:29.000 But he, well now, as an old guy, but I'm sure, I'm sure, you know, at some point in his life he did walk a mile.
00:28:34.000 I'm not saying he never did, that would be ridiculous.
00:28:36.000 He doesn't have to.
00:28:37.000 And so, whereas a normal person might be like, I gotta go to the store and I gotta walk and carry a cart with me, Trump walks outside and there's a car waiting for him.
00:28:44.000 It's probably always been that way.
00:28:46.000 So he's not a vision of masculinity.
00:28:48.000 I will say this, he's What's the right word for Trump?
00:28:53.000 I don't want to say, like, he's a tough guy.
00:28:55.000 Pink.
00:28:56.000 No, no, no, like, aggressive.
00:28:59.000 He's aggressive.
00:29:01.000 And arrogant.
00:29:02.000 Mentally, let's say he's masculine.
00:29:04.000 Maybe mentally he's masculine.
00:29:05.000 Maybe that's what they're trying to say.
00:29:07.000 But I don't, I don't even, I don't even know if I agree with that.
00:29:10.000 I'd say he was, I guess, I guess if you say aggressive behavior and arrogance.
00:29:15.000 I mean, I think to be a success in business, you have to have I don't know.
00:29:20.000 See, determinative masculine mentality is wrong.
00:29:22.000 It's just the idea of grift, the idea of innovation, the idea of cutting deals.
00:29:28.000 Those are traditionally associated with male values, but they're not.
00:29:32.000 You can see by the success that female business owners have.
00:29:35.000 It's something that can be emulated.
00:29:37.000 Success in business can be emulated.
00:29:40.000 So just to, you know, bring it back to the core issue, I guess.
00:29:43.000 There are certain things that men stereotypically like.
00:29:47.000 And I suppose the argument from these brands is that, you know, we transformed it for the better.
00:29:52.000 Because men shouldn't be masculine.
00:29:54.000 It's toxic or whatever.
00:29:55.000 I guess it's their attitude.
00:29:56.000 They didn't transform it for the better.
00:29:57.000 Nobody was reading their magazine and they're losing their principal sponsor that funded them because nobody wants to read this stuff.
00:30:03.000 Look, I don't read Men's Health, you know, and there's a bunch of channels.
00:30:07.000 There was one, we did a segment on, I can't remember what we were talking about.
00:30:10.000 We were talking about men not getting, oh no, no, we were talking about the Try Guys.
00:30:12.000 You know the Try Guys?
00:30:13.000 No.
00:30:14.000 So this was a group of dudes at BuzzFeed, and they got their testosterone levels checked,
00:30:18.000 and their testosterone levels were lower than that of an 85-year-old man.
00:30:22.000 Okay.
00:30:23.000 Now that's sad.
00:30:24.000 I'm like, I'm not trying to rag on these guys.
00:30:25.000 I'm like, dude, if you go to the doctor, and you get your T levels checked,
00:30:29.000 and they're like, yo, you're 25, and your testosterone is lower
00:30:31.000 than that of an 85-year-old man, you might have a serious problem.
00:30:34.000 Yeah.
00:30:34.000 I don't know, maybe cancer or something.
00:30:36.000 There might be some serious hormonal imbalances.
00:30:38.000 Prostate, possibly.
00:30:39.000 And so everyone's making fun of him like, nah, that's a medical issue, dude.
00:30:42.000 It's not a joke.
00:30:43.000 I can't believe they published this story.
00:30:44.000 But we had this one guy.
00:30:47.000 He's got a YouTube channel.
00:30:47.000 It's called, I think it's called More Plates, More Dates.
00:30:49.000 Yeah.
00:30:50.000 Seems like a cool dude.
00:30:50.000 He was like actually adding the conversation.
00:30:53.000 He runs the video and he's like, there's some good points they made.
00:30:56.000 I thought it was great.
00:30:57.000 Some criticism, some constructive criticism.
00:31:00.000 And, but a lot of the comments were ragging on us.
00:31:02.000 You know, they're all like, oh, these guys don't exercise, don't work out or whatever.
00:31:05.000 And it's like, I have two skate parks in my house.
00:31:07.000 I go to skate like almost every single day.
00:31:09.000 I should lift, I suppose.
00:31:11.000 But I look at this, these conversations, and I wonder, I think that the split here is there are these people that believe in constructivism and then there's essentialism.
00:31:21.000 And the constructivists are like, we can make a men's magazine telling men that they should play with Barbie and they'll want to read it.
00:31:28.000 Right.
00:31:28.000 And then there's masculine dudes who lift and are super ripped talking about how great they are, you know, and making fun of us or whatever, because there are things that I think guys tend to be into.
00:31:39.000 I think the issue is, look, there's some social construction, like constructivism, sure.
00:31:44.000 But I think dudes have testosterone.
00:31:46.000 I think they have more fast twitch muscles.
00:31:48.000 They have more bone density, more collagen.
00:31:50.000 And there's a reason, and guys are probably going to be predisposed to certain activities.
00:31:55.000 When you make a magazine built against all of that, don't be surprised when you collapse.
00:32:01.000 They're trying to go against nature and be like, here's what you should be.
00:32:06.000 And you're saying, naturally, a man is not supposed to be that.
00:32:09.000 I don't, you know, look, it's hard to say naturally, you know, but that's kind of the gist.
00:32:15.000 It's more like a tendency.
00:32:17.000 Right.
00:32:17.000 You know, men have a tendency in a certain direction towards certain activities.
00:32:20.000 Like, look, guys have high testosterone, which means they're going to build muscle mass faster.
00:32:24.000 Prenatal testosterone results in more fast twitch muscle development, which means they have more burst energy, can sprint, can jump, can run faster.
00:32:32.000 You can see this all in the scientific data.
00:32:34.000 So why would you make a magazine critical of all of those things that are physically, you know, ingrained in men?
00:32:40.000 People are trying to jump on this thing where they think it's the right thing to do and they think it's going to succeed.
00:32:45.000 But your old catchphrase, get woke, go broke, is so applicable in so many forms.
00:32:50.000 I haven't seen any.
00:32:51.000 OK, successful comedian Patton Oswalt.
00:32:56.000 He's woke.
00:32:57.000 But he wasn't always.
00:32:58.000 No, he was edgy for years.
00:33:01.000 And then now, I mean, what's he done lately?
00:33:04.000 He's still working.
00:33:05.000 He's around.
00:33:06.000 I think he's like, you know, he's a step in the Hollywood cog.
00:33:11.000 He works.
00:33:12.000 He's there.
00:33:13.000 I don't know if you know a lot of comics are fans of his and then there's you know because he's
00:33:20.000 successful yeah he's also got these horrible rumors surrounding him obviously but it's
00:33:25.000 like I think that happens with anybody that gets any modicum of success.
00:33:29.000 There's nothing inherently wrong with masculinity but I think we're being
00:33:36.000 fed that there is.
00:33:36.000 You're a masculine guy.
00:33:37.000 I think there's tremendous positivity in masculinity.
00:33:41.000 I think masculinity is a tremendous and amazing thing.
00:33:43.000 And I'll tell you, there's one thing that proves it.
00:33:46.000 The demand and the desire from feminists to make women more masculine.
00:33:52.000 How so?
00:33:54.000 So if you look at traditional gender roles between what is masculine and what is feminine, the men were the hunters, the gatherers, the athletes, the soldiers.
00:34:04.000 Feminists want women in combat.
00:34:05.000 They want women as CEOs.
00:34:07.000 They want women in the military-industrial complex.
00:34:09.000 They want women's sports to get more prominence.
00:34:10.000 You got Megan Rabinow saying, we fill stadiums, we deserve this money.
00:34:14.000 They want more prominence for female athletes doing physical activities, which are not traditionally feminine roles.
00:34:19.000 You can argue the gender roles were wrong, Sure.
00:34:22.000 That's fine.
00:34:22.000 Make that argument.
00:34:24.000 If you look at the traditional gender roles, you can argue they're wrong and want to break them down.
00:34:29.000 And so that means the things you are encouraging of women are traditionally masculine.
00:34:33.000 You think those things shouldn't be just traditionally masculine, but you are not advocating for men to be more feminine.
00:34:39.000 Or I should say, for the most part.
00:34:42.000 Where's the big, you know, billboard announcement or like magazine cover story about the CEO who quit to raise his kids?
00:34:49.000 There are stories like this, for sure.
00:34:52.000 But I mean like, we constantly hear about the new female CEOs.
00:34:55.000 We constantly hear about women's sports.
00:34:57.000 We keep hearing that women need to enter the world that was traditionally masculine.
00:35:02.000 That was traditionally a male gender role.
00:35:04.000 And they say it's because it shouldn't be that way.
00:35:06.000 Okay, fine argument.
00:35:07.000 Make the argument, we'll talk about it.
00:35:09.000 Where is the equal and opposite reaction saying, men shouldn't be in the workplace, men should be at the home with the kids.
00:35:14.000 That's something that men shouldn't do.
00:35:16.000 Because think about it this way.
00:35:18.000 No one is saying men should leave the CEO position.
00:35:22.000 Men shouldn't be in the workplace.
00:35:24.000 Men should.
00:35:25.000 Like, where's the magazine that says men belong in the home with the kids?
00:35:30.000 You know, men should be doing this.
00:35:32.000 When they talk about women and the role of women and wives and girlfriends and things like this, they say women should be CEOs.
00:35:39.000 They say men can be homemakers, but they're not saying they should be homemakers.
00:35:44.000 So whatever it is that men have traditionally done, things associated with masculinity, physical activity, combat, being the CEO, they want women to do.
00:35:52.000 And they are, at the same time, not giving the same amount of energy to the traditionally feminine roles of nurturing.
00:35:58.000 You gotta think about this too.
00:36:00.000 When you think about what femininity is, I'm not going to pretend to be an anthropologist or a sociologist, but I'll say men, my view of men, it's like a guy running into a burning building to carry out the kids and save their lives.
00:36:12.000 Men go and hunt the wild boar or whatever to bring food back for the tribe.
00:36:17.000 They get the job and they go out and they go on dangerous missions and there is that, I guess there are many people who refer to it as male expendability.
00:36:24.000 And this is because of, you know, women have children, and you only need one man, you know, to reproduce, but you need many women.
00:36:31.000 Then when you look at traditional femininity, what do they do?
00:36:34.000 They create people.
00:36:35.000 They literally gestate them, birth them, and then raise them and instill them with values.
00:36:41.000 Now, fathers do this as well, but the mothers are the builders of people in society and cultures.
00:36:48.000 That's what femininity is, and it's extremely important.
00:36:52.000 And I think it's fair to say, when you see many traditional commentators will say, the mother's role is in many ways more important.
00:36:59.000 Because you need that nurturing role to be there to protect and grow people.
00:37:04.000 That's being left behind and ignored.
00:37:07.000 I wonder, you know, is it an issue of encouraging people not to have kids and families because of overpopulation or why it is or why it emerged?
00:37:15.000 I honestly don't know.
00:37:16.000 But there is a tendency right now to disregard the traditional feminine role in society while promoting the traditional masculine role.
00:37:25.000 That says to me that society greatly favors masculinity over femininity.
00:37:29.000 And I disagree with that.
00:37:30.000 Right.
00:37:31.000 I think part of becoming masculine And embracing that is that when you get to a high enough level of that, you achieve this level of, okay, I'm confident enough with where I am as a man, as a provider, as somebody that supports a family, that then, okay, now I can let these traditional aspects of femininity into my life, where I can help take care of my kid, and I can do all this stuff.
00:37:59.000 So I think that it's an evolving too.
00:38:01.000 People don't want equal rights.
00:38:02.000 Nobody wants equal rights.
00:38:03.000 Right, they want power.
00:38:05.000 Extraordinary rights.
00:38:07.000 I think that's what the attempt is.
00:38:09.000 When I watch, you know, when you see some upspurts of BLM or some upspurts of feminism, it's like, okay, this is not about achieving equality.
00:38:22.000 It's about achieving a higher up status.
00:38:25.000 That's what I see when I look at it from the outside.
00:38:27.000 Absolutely.
00:38:28.000 It's, it's, it's power.
00:38:29.000 Yeah.
00:38:30.000 And I think there's a lot of people, especially the woke people who have found a path to power lies in victimhood.
00:38:35.000 And that's, hence you see the oppression Olympics, and then you see just ridiculous businesses and attempts to make money off controversy.
00:38:45.000 And make TV shows that are overly woke, and it's just awful cringe.
00:38:48.000 Victimhood is a currency for them.
00:38:51.000 For comics in the business, we had a woman that, you know, our fans made a joke about, and then she's like, these are rape threats!
00:39:00.000 They're coming to my house!
00:39:02.000 No one ever did any of those things.
00:39:03.000 Someone made an off-color joke.
00:39:05.000 And her victimhood helped propel her to the next level.
00:39:09.000 I mean, she used to have 5,000 followers.
00:39:11.000 She's got 60,000 now.
00:39:12.000 Then she'll make a joke about, I hope Trump dies, or something.
00:39:16.000 And then people go after her.
00:39:19.000 And she'll be like, oh, but look what happened.
00:39:20.000 Some guy called me a DYKA.
00:39:23.000 Am I allowed to say that?
00:39:24.000 No, not on YouTube.
00:39:25.000 But I spelled it really curious.
00:39:29.000 Like I constantly hear from these journalists that they get emails like these female journalists get emails from guys who call them awful names and say, you're awful fake news.
00:39:37.000 And they use all the slurs in the book.
00:39:39.000 And I'm like, I wonder who writes those emails.
00:39:42.000 You know what I mean?
00:39:42.000 Like you get this female journalist who works for the New York times, and then she posts a screenshot saying, here's an email I just received.
00:39:48.000 And I'm like, dude, I get emails like that too.
00:39:50.000 I just don't post them.
00:39:51.000 Yeah, I get death threats, I don't post them.
00:39:53.000 But they know there's currency in their tribe.
00:39:57.000 Because then we're hypocrites if we post them.
00:39:59.000 We go, hey look, someone just threatened to literally have a screenshot of someone saying it would be really funny if some of your loved ones died.
00:40:07.000 And I know who the guy is. I know he's a real guy, but I don't post it.
00:40:12.000 Because if I post it, then people are like, well, you should take it. You're a big bad comedian.
00:40:17.000 You should be able to take the death threats.
00:40:19.000 But the other side is not supposed to.
00:40:21.000 It's it's yes. And I also think.
00:40:24.000 So where is the equality?
00:40:26.000 Is anybody on the side of freedom, maturity, going to be like, I'm so sorry for you, let me donate to your GoFundMe because someone said mean words.
00:40:36.000 They're going to be like, why are you posting this?
00:40:38.000 We know you're strong enough to be resilient towards this stuff, and you know we don't care.
00:40:43.000 On their side, the way it works is, There are large swaths of people who don't know and don't pay attention.
00:40:51.000 So here's a really good example.
00:40:52.000 We had Jodi Shaw on the show the other day, right?
00:40:54.000 Are you familiar with her story?
00:40:56.000 She worked at Smith College and she quit and filed a complaint over hostile work environment because they kept, you know, criticizing her for being white and telling her to talk about her race and negatively impacting her job based on race.
00:41:09.000 And she was saying how she didn't Complained about it at first, because she just thought it was normal and white people don't complain about this stuff, and then eventually she realized it was really eating away inside, and that she couldn't stand being attacked based on race, and she did something about it.
00:41:23.000 So what happens is, that first part of the story she told, where she said, you're just supposed to accept it, you're not supposed to complain about this.
00:41:30.000 This is what these journalists and these woke cancel culture people make their social currency off of.
00:41:36.000 Regular people who aren't paying attention to politics and don't know.
00:41:39.000 They hear a story about a journalist who's getting death threats from Trump supporters.
00:41:43.000 Poisons the well for Trump supporters.
00:41:45.000 Then there'll be a Trump supporter saying, like, you know, a reasonable, rational guy with a MAGA hat, and they'll be like, it's you!
00:41:50.000 You're the people doing that!
00:41:51.000 And it's because these individuals have no idea what's going on, don't read the news, don't follow the culture.
00:41:57.000 And then they're fed these stories, they just believe them.
00:42:00.000 The weapons work.
00:42:01.000 Now for you, you don't have access to the New York Times platform.
00:42:05.000 So you posting that screenshot won't do anything for you.
00:42:09.000 It does everything for them because they have access to legacy media in these powerful institutions.
00:42:14.000 Which is why I tweeted earlier, I think I found a solution to help unify the left and the right.
00:42:20.000 I think we can get the Bernie Sanders supporters and the socialists and the Trump supporters and conservatives together in the same room if we just propose one policy change.
00:42:30.000 Taxing Hollywood millionaires and billionaires and legacy media millionaires and billionaires at 90% of their income.
00:42:38.000 Because then the leftists are like, tax the rich, I'll take it.
00:42:40.000 And the conservatives are like, oh, the Hollywood liberal types in the media?
00:42:44.000 Do it.
00:42:44.000 That's a good idea.
00:42:45.000 I've always advocated for tax the poor.
00:42:48.000 I think that taxing the poor is a great way to get people to hustle.
00:42:52.000 You know, pick yourself up by your bootstraps, tax the poor.
00:42:56.000 And it's a great hoodie, too.
00:42:57.000 Well, you know, Bloomberg actually proposed that.
00:42:59.000 Did he?
00:43:00.000 Michael Bloomberg said, Poor people spend money on stupid things.
00:43:05.000 I'm paraphrasing.
00:43:06.000 And he was like, so you tax them and then we can better spend that money for them.
00:43:11.000 I think that is insane.
00:43:13.000 Okay.
00:43:15.000 First and foremost, the first part I think is true for everybody.
00:43:19.000 People buy dumb stuff.
00:43:20.000 Like dude, I look at like these yachts from these rich guys and I'm like, why you have that?
00:43:24.000 Come on.
00:43:25.000 Elon Musk is doing it right.
00:43:27.000 What did he do?
00:43:27.000 He built a spaceship.
00:43:29.000 Right on brother.
00:43:30.000 He's building a spaceship and electric cars.
00:43:32.000 The yacht of the skies, they call it.
00:43:34.000 But there's a functional purpose to scientific research towards going to Mars.
00:43:38.000 It's helping all of humanity, this research he's doing.
00:43:40.000 Then you look at some of these other billionaires and millionaires, and they're like,
00:43:42.000 I have a large boat.
00:43:43.000 It's like, okay, I guess it's nice and comfortable, but that's buying something dumb, right?
00:43:48.000 And then you look at these people who win the lottery and they buy like golden statues of themselves.
00:43:52.000 Yeah.
00:43:53.000 And it's like, why would you do that?
00:43:54.000 I guess you gotta put your money somewhere, but a giant... These are lottery winners.
00:43:57.000 You see the people that go in and buy the lottery tickets.
00:44:01.000 Yeah, people buy dumb things.
00:44:01.000 You're like, oh, if these people win the lottery... Well, in recent history, people who win the lottery have learned and started hiring wealth management, you know, wealth managers and things like that.
00:44:10.000 The point is, it doesn't matter if you're rich or poor, people buy dumb things.
00:44:13.000 Yeah.
00:44:13.000 So Bloomberg has a good point in that poor people are buying dumb things, But bro, you want to be the despot to tell people they can't buy a sandwich they want to eat?
00:44:23.000 That's nuts.
00:44:24.000 And he did that, he wanted to ban large sodas.
00:44:27.000 His idea was we take all their money away and then we give them what we know they need.
00:44:32.000 Sure, I guess.
00:44:32.000 So like food stamps, EBT cards, that type of thing.
00:44:36.000 My notion is that if people knew that they were being... Say you're at a minimum wage job, you're making Let's say you're making $14 an hour in a grocery store, not minimum wage.
00:44:48.000 And then you know maybe you're making $26,000 a year, but you're in this lowest tax bracket and 50% of that goes to taxes.
00:44:55.000 But if you get to $35,000, they're going to drop that rate to 10% or 15%.
00:45:00.000 But it only works for the money above.
00:45:03.000 The first $13,000 I think is tax free.
00:45:04.000 Then from $13,000 to $35,000 it's like 12%.
00:45:05.000 Then from $35,000 to $80,000 it's like 21%.
00:45:06.000 So you're not actually losing money by making more money.
00:45:07.000 tax or whatever, then from 13 to 35, it's like 12%.
00:45:13.000 Then from 35 to like 100 and something, I think, or to like 80, it's like 21%.
00:45:18.000 Then it goes up to 33.
00:45:19.000 So you're not actually losing money by making more money.
00:45:21.000 Right.
00:45:22.000 A lot of people think that, but I do think for, what's the saying?
00:45:28.000 It's like only 47% of Americans actually pay income tax.
00:45:31.000 Yeah.
00:45:31.000 And that's because a lot of people are at the poverty level where they don't actually have to pay anything or they get a refund back from like the money that they didn't spend.
00:45:37.000 Were you poor?
00:45:39.000 Ever?
00:45:39.000 Super poor!
00:45:39.000 Well, I was homeless several times.
00:45:40.000 Yeah.
00:45:41.000 Yeah, I'm from the south side of Chicago.
00:45:42.000 Like real homeless or like sleeping on friends' couches?
00:45:44.000 Like sleeping on the street?
00:45:46.000 Slept on the street, slept in a park a couple times, but typically in a car.
00:45:52.000 And then, you know, it's rough, man, because there's a funny thing about being 19 and being homeless in that if you had a place to live, a lot of people have no problem with you falling asleep on their couch.
00:46:03.000 But when they know you don't, it's all of a sudden a problem.
00:46:05.000 Yeah, that's weird.
00:46:06.000 All of a sudden it's something very similar.
00:46:08.000 Yeah, so it's like, I had an apartment.
00:46:10.000 I'd be at someone's house on a Friday night or whatever.
00:46:13.000 We'd watch a movie and I'd pass out.
00:46:14.000 I'd wake up and they'd be like, yo, we're gonna go to breakfast.
00:46:17.000 When I was homeless, fall asleep on a friend's couch, wake up like, bro, you can't keep doing this.
00:46:20.000 And I'm like, keep doing it, dude.
00:46:21.000 I fell asleep here twice.
00:46:23.000 So there was one point where I worked at O'Hare and you could sleep in the airport.
00:46:26.000 You weren't supposed to, but because there are shifts, you know, 24 hours a day, when I worked for, you know, so that's how I avoided for the most part sleeping outside.
00:46:34.000 But I was super poor.
00:46:35.000 Making almost no money doing back-breaking labor was not easy and not, wouldn't recommend it.
00:46:41.000 I had it when I was like 15 and I was out for two weeks and was sleeping at friends' houses in the basements and the projects and stuff.
00:46:48.000 And then I started to get my stuff together.
00:46:50.000 But there was years where when I first moved to the United States and it cost me $30,000 to move here from Canada legally and get a green card and all that stuff.
00:46:59.000 And I was in this fifth floor walk up in Harlem where the projects were right next door and the people in the projects had a better life than I had where I was living.
00:47:11.000 And it was just, there's something motivating about that.
00:47:14.000 But I don't know if it's because my education, or because where I came from, or the people that I looked up to, that it was like, I gotta do better than this.
00:47:22.000 I guess I had good parents.
00:47:25.000 We went through hardships.
00:47:26.000 Life wasn't easy.
00:47:29.000 We lost our family home when I was like 13 or whatever.
00:47:33.000 But I had smart parents who understood what hard work was.
00:47:36.000 I had a mom who was very idealistic and my dad was very realistic.
00:47:39.000 It worked out for me.
00:47:40.000 But this brings me to what you mentioned about moving here.
00:47:43.000 The next story we have.
00:47:44.000 Check this out.
00:47:45.000 City of Oakland mayor is branded racist for giving families of color $500 a month if they earn under $59,000 with no rules on how they spend it, but offering poor white families nothing.
00:47:58.000 Oakland Mayor Libby Schaaf announced the race-based program to give families of color $500 monthly checks.
00:48:03.000 Half of the $500 grants will be to families earning under $30,000 in the predominantly BIPOC East Oakland area.
00:48:09.000 Now, there's a couple important things to point out.
00:48:11.000 For one, it's privately funded.
00:48:13.000 Okay, so fine.
00:48:14.000 If somebody has a million dollars and they say, I'm only going to give it to people I want to give it to, well, welcome to private exchange of wealth.
00:48:19.000 That's okay.
00:48:20.000 There you go.
00:48:21.000 The city is implementing this though, so I have questions about the legality, even if it is privately funded.
00:48:25.000 But the other thing is they say BIPOC.
00:48:27.000 You know what that means?
00:48:28.000 Uh, I'm going to guess.
00:48:30.000 Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:48:31.000 Black and indigenous people of color.
00:48:32.000 Yes.
00:48:33.000 And do you know what?
00:48:34.000 Do you know what?
00:48:36.000 There's two minority groups missing from that BIPOC.
00:48:39.000 Uh, Jewish Canadians.
00:48:42.000 Oh, all right.
00:48:42.000 Well, I guess if you want to get really technical, there's a lot of people missing from BIPOC.
00:48:46.000 Asians, Latinos.
00:48:48.000 But Asians have been elevated.
00:48:50.000 Asian people are the next white people.
00:48:53.000 By Paca?
00:48:54.000 Yeah, by Paca.
00:48:54.000 It sounds like a mouthwash.
00:48:57.000 By Paco.
00:49:00.000 So, look man.
00:49:02.000 I wouldn't qualify for something like this.
00:49:04.000 Right.
00:49:05.000 And you have people in this country who are not even white who would not qualify for something like this.
00:49:09.000 This is where things start getting twisted.
00:49:11.000 They talk about reparations.
00:49:12.000 This ain't reparations.
00:49:13.000 This is literally being like, just not for you, white person.
00:49:17.000 So you, you know, you told a story about how you move here and you're, you know, you're, did you consider yourself poor?
00:49:22.000 When I moved here, yeah.
00:49:24.000 You don't qualify for any help, sorry.
00:49:26.000 Yeah, I know.
00:49:26.000 Because of your race.
00:49:27.000 Okay.
00:49:27.000 We've judged you.
00:49:28.000 We know.
00:49:29.000 Well, isn't that racist, sir?
00:49:31.000 Quite literally is the definition.
00:49:32.000 Yes, racist.
00:49:33.000 Okay, so can you fix it?
00:49:35.000 And can I then get reparations because I didn't get reparations?
00:49:38.000 Is that what we're gonna do?
00:49:40.000 Is it gonna be another 50 years?
00:49:41.000 And then we're like, all of these programs and all this money that was spent was racist, therefore reparations for white people?
00:49:47.000 I think.
00:49:48.000 We knew this was coming in this country.
00:49:51.000 You knew this, right?
00:49:52.000 I knew this.
00:49:53.000 Look, you need to understand.
00:49:55.000 My family was experiencing all of this critical race theory stuff when I was a little kid.
00:50:00.000 Coming from a mixed race family, I think there's a lot of white suburban, you know, and like, there's a lot of white people who don't realize this stuff has been happening for a really, really long time.
00:50:10.000 Right.
00:50:11.000 And it was in our faces.
00:50:14.000 You know what I mean?
00:50:15.000 So, look, my dad's white.
00:50:17.000 And there was anti-white sentiment with affirmative action and things like that in Chicago.
00:50:23.000 And so he would get told that he was wealthy and privileged for being white.
00:50:27.000 Meanwhile, he's in a mixed-race relationship, which is extremely rare in this country.
00:50:31.000 Oh, by the way, that's a sign of racism.
00:50:33.000 I don't know if you caught Bill Burr, the fact that he's married to a black woman makes him a racist.
00:50:37.000 That's right.
00:50:38.000 Now, apparently, Siraj Hashmi said that guy was a troll.
00:50:42.000 But there are many people who have already said that.
00:50:44.000 I was at U-Dub in Seattle, and one of these woke guys was arguing to me that mixed-race relationships, particularly with Asians, especially with Asians, was a sign of, you know, fascism or whatever.
00:50:54.000 Because, you know, Germany loved the Japanese.
00:50:56.000 And I was like, you're a moron.
00:50:58.000 I just don't even know where to begin.
00:51:00.000 But, you know, growing up, and having my family be, like, I guess we could say lower middle class, but then we ultimately ended up losing our home to a bankruptcy.
00:51:09.000 It's really interesting to be in a family where it's like, you know, sometimes our fridge is going to be empty or we're eating, like, steaks from Dominick's that are, like, particularly cheap.
00:51:18.000 And my family does the best that it can, but we're by no means rich.
00:51:21.000 And then, you know, my dad gets told he's not qualified for a promotion or things like that because he's the wrong race.
00:51:28.000 So you mean to tell me that we have the civil rights fight, Loving v. Virginia, to make it legal to ban miscegenation laws, right?
00:51:36.000 It was actually illegal before 1967 in many states to cohabitate with someone of a different race.
00:51:40.000 Isn't that crazy?
00:51:42.000 It's not even that long ago, man!
00:51:45.000 I feel like sodomy was legal in more states.
00:51:48.000 Probably yeah, and so you actually had this period where like my mom and my mom's side of the family are growing up Literally a time when they had to flee different states because it was quite literally illegal.
00:51:58.000 Yeah.
00:51:58.000 Well, congratulations civil rights Protests worked and now here I am and now I'm told Depending on my ideology.
00:52:06.000 I don't fit in and I don't qualify for their special programs and I try to explain to people listen I'm the last person in the world who's going to complain about my identity and be like, I demand this because I'm marginalized for this reason, but I will point out your hypocrisy and your shortsightedness.
00:52:20.000 What these people don't realize when they talk about the black indigenous people of color communities, the indigenous community has a community.
00:52:27.000 The black community has a community.
00:52:30.000 The Latinos have a community.
00:52:31.000 The Asians have a community.
00:52:32.000 There's no like mixed race meeting groups where you share your common cultures.
00:52:38.000 In fact, Koreans are extremely racist and they're not forgiving.
00:52:42.000 So you grow up in this environment where the only thing you actually have that you, you, you, you know, you find yourself surrounded by is Americans.
00:52:50.000 I grew up in an area where, you know, people of all different races, all Americans.
00:52:54.000 So there was no issue with race.
00:52:56.000 Now we're entering this world where they're claiming they're the champions against racism.
00:52:59.000 And they're quite literally making it worse for everybody, especially the ones that the civil rights movement fought to help.
00:53:06.000 And it's amazing, most of the people that are against racism are also anti-American.
00:53:12.000 Definitely.
00:53:13.000 And when you say that there's this unity between people that just, no matter what race they are, are hanging American flags outside their home, you're just like, oh, everybody's going to get along here no matter what's happening, because they believe in the country.
00:53:26.000 The thought came into my head literally this morning and we haven't heard it for years because it didn't exist during Trump's presidency.
00:53:35.000 Remember the old love it or leave it quote that people used to say all the well you love it or you leave it and it's like that is so far gone now because the country's gone through such turmoil and separation It's inevitably going to change.
00:53:50.000 There's no going back to that life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, love it or leave it.
00:53:55.000 I don't think so.
00:53:56.000 I think that he was the closest thing that they were going to get, but Trump's egoism probably kept us from that.
00:54:05.000 But I don't think it's going to happen.
00:54:06.000 It's not going to happen under this presidency.
00:54:08.000 I mean, Joe Biden's awful for a lot of reasons, and I think Donald Trump was an imperfect—I call him the imperfect avatar of the national populist rage that they were feeling.
00:54:18.000 The establishment was a crooked—is.
00:54:21.000 The establishment politicians are crooked, corrupt, crony politicians.
00:54:25.000 We've known it for a long time.
00:54:27.000 We saw the Occupy protests, you know, now almost 10 years ago.
00:54:32.000 People in this country were fed up with the revolving door policies.
00:54:35.000 Some guy works for Halliburton and all of a sudden he's the vice president.
00:54:38.000 We knew how the game was being played and we snapped and said, enough.
00:54:42.000 And you had a split.
00:54:43.000 You had left populists who were like, we need social programs and welfare and socialist policy.
00:54:48.000 And then you had the right, laissez-faire, more capitalist, things like that.
00:54:52.000 Many moderates.
00:54:53.000 And then you end up with Donald Trump, and he was the one strong enough to smash the door down.
00:55:00.000 Unfortunately, he's imperfect.
00:55:02.000 Maybe Ron DeSantis in 2024 will be much better and more tactful and better embody that anger from many of the American nationalist types.
00:55:12.000 Bernie Sanders came out recently and denounced the permanent suspension of Donald Trump from the social media platforms.
00:55:17.000 That's a good sign.
00:55:17.000 Yeah.
00:55:18.000 And I'm hoping that we can find certain things to agree on because the Trump supporters, I think, recognize this to a certain degree.
00:55:26.000 They have more in common with Bernie Sanders supporters and these progressives than they do with the Democratic establishment.
00:55:31.000 Sure.
00:55:31.000 The problem is many of these progressives will vote for a corporate Democrat before they ever imagine voting for a right-wing populist because they think they're fascists.
00:55:41.000 That's the barrier that's got to be broken down, where it's like, look, man, my policy positions, my ideals, I took the political compass test.
00:55:49.000 I'm even further left than I realize on the political compass test.
00:55:51.000 It was crazy.
00:55:52.000 Because I'm like, tax the rich and all that stuff.
00:55:53.000 And I'm like, how about this?
00:55:54.000 How about we tax the Hollywood rich?
00:55:56.000 Is that something conservatives would agree with?
00:55:58.000 I think they probably would.
00:55:59.000 I think it's a fun idea for when you run for office.
00:56:02.000 I'm not going to.
00:56:03.000 Never?
00:56:04.000 No way.
00:56:05.000 Come on.
00:56:06.000 You know you can kill a whole bunch of old people and then you can just go flirt with women and nobody cares.
00:56:13.000 I like the touch of your face!
00:56:16.000 I'm Italian!
00:56:17.000 Whoopsie!
00:56:18.000 I'm Italian!
00:56:21.000 Is that racist or are we allowed to talk about Italians?
00:56:22.000 We're allowed to talk about whoever, you could just put the trouble to me.
00:56:26.000 I just showed up here.
00:56:27.000 You could just say I just dropped into your house.
00:56:29.000 I think it's like, it's almost like Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were extreme versions of themselves or the ideas of what they represented.
00:56:39.000 Like Trump represented the anger from right-wing populists and the America first types, the people who want this country to, to, to actually use its tax dollars to support this country.
00:56:48.000 Then you get Trump.
00:56:50.000 Trump is almost America incarnate.
00:56:54.000 He's a loud, arrogant, boisterous, capitalist, entrepreneur.
00:57:01.000 What did Obama say in college?
00:57:04.000 That the American dream is to be Donald Trump?
00:57:06.000 Hillary Clinton was like, it's really amazing.
00:57:10.000 If you were on a scale of one to 10 of representations of things, you know, in this country, Donald Trump is cranked up to 11 in terms of how much he embodies this kind of American exceptionalism.
00:57:24.000 His president goes to 11.
00:57:26.000 Right.
00:57:26.000 And Hillary Clinton, when you want to embody corrupt corporate crony politics, she was cranked up to 11 as well.
00:57:33.000 And Trump barely won that one.
00:57:35.000 Joe Biden, they cranked it down a little bit.
00:57:36.000 And then I guess, you know, that was enough for him.
00:57:38.000 I don't think he knows what he's doing.
00:57:41.000 Hold on, hold on.
00:57:42.000 I'm sorry.
00:57:43.000 Yeah.
00:57:43.000 When you say, I don't think he knows what he's doing.
00:57:45.000 Do you mean to say like as president or just at any given moment?
00:57:48.000 At any given moment, Tim.
00:57:49.000 He doesn't know where he's standing.
00:57:51.000 He has no idea what's going on.
00:57:53.000 Him walking up the plane steps was just so funny.
00:57:57.000 He has no idea.
00:57:59.000 He's a puppet for that party.
00:58:01.000 And it would have been awesome to see Bernie Sanders run against Trump I I think that they they could have used that extremism Bernie I I don't I don't know if Bernie would win now because of critical race theory But I think Bernie would have won in 2016 hands down Yeah, nine million people switched from voting for Obama in 2012 to voting for Trump
00:58:20.000 I like the notion of DeSantis because when you're an immigrant and you move here, you embrace American ideals, although somewhat antiquated.
00:58:30.000 So our version of America was when Reagan was president, when I would watch TV and you'd watch the news and I was in my early teens and you're like, that's where I want to live.
00:58:38.000 I want to live where you can say trickle-down economics.
00:58:41.000 That's where I want to live.
00:58:42.000 And there was this beauty of it.
00:58:43.000 And Scarface was around that time.
00:58:46.000 And there was just this notion of the American dream.
00:58:48.000 And that's what we kicked the doors down to have.
00:58:51.000 We didn't want to kick the doors down and be like, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:54.000 You're white.
00:58:54.000 Get to the back of the line.
00:58:56.000 And I've heard it numerous times.
00:58:57.000 I was up for a Comedy Central thing.
00:58:59.000 First year, they go, you're perfect.
00:59:01.000 But we got enough white guys.
00:59:02.000 Second year, No, really?
00:59:04.000 How long ago?
00:59:05.000 Really?
00:59:06.000 I did Ari Shaffir's show and it was called This Is Not Happening.
00:59:10.000 So this is maybe four years ago.
00:59:12.000 And now Comedy Central is the wokest you can get.
00:59:16.000 You remember Broad City kind of trailed them off and now they're just doing bar shows with 20 people and horrible, woke comedy.
00:59:23.000 But they told me I had this story where I'm going to say it as clean as possible because I don't want you to get in trouble.
00:59:30.000 Uh, I pleasured myself in front of two men for $150 and at climax, uh, the man said, I want it on me, but I didn't want to go over there because that was too, uh, femme for me.
00:59:45.000 So I threw it at him and that was, that's the whole bit.
00:59:47.000 It's a 15 minute story.
00:59:51.000 It's brilliant.
00:59:51.000 It's offensive.
00:59:52.000 I like it.
00:59:53.000 It's brilliant.
00:59:54.000 You can't tell it clean.
00:59:55.000 It's available on ComedyCentral.com.
00:59:57.000 You can watch it.
00:59:57.000 It's a hot chocolate story.
00:59:59.000 It's a real story.
01:00:00.000 I was a stripper for like a summer and a half.
01:00:02.000 And this story was perfect for this thing.
01:00:06.000 It was this long form storytelling show about stuff that you can't believe happened.
01:00:10.000 This is not happening.
01:00:11.000 Then second year I submitted and Ari's a friend of mine.
01:00:15.000 He goes, you're great.
01:00:16.000 But they really need women of color.
01:00:19.000 They're looking for it.
01:00:20.000 So they would down... That happened to me at Vice.
01:00:22.000 Yeah.
01:00:23.000 And then, and then year three, he goes, you came really close, but they already had enough famous work.
01:00:28.000 And then I was at a Mets game and someone called, I guess someone dropped out.
01:00:30.000 They're like, can you be in LA Saturday and shoot this?
01:00:33.000 And I go, yeah.
01:00:33.000 But I've had it happen to my face where because of the color of your skin, not the content of your character, you're denied something.
01:00:41.000 And the problem is, what is it, 66-70% of the country is white?
01:00:45.000 Is it?
01:00:46.000 Yeah.
01:00:47.000 That'll be significantly less in, what, 20 years?
01:00:49.000 It will be.
01:00:50.000 I think in 20 years, it'll be something like in the 50s.
01:00:53.000 By 2050, it's going to be when white people become a minority.
01:00:58.000 There'll still be the plurality.
01:00:59.000 And then we get reparations.
01:01:01.000 I think my issue with it is I actually like the idea of representation.
01:01:07.000 I talk about this quite a bit.
01:01:08.000 I can't remember what happened.
01:01:10.000 Some Marvel movie was coming out.
01:01:11.000 I think it was Black Panther, when Black Panther came out.
01:01:14.000 I saw it four times.
01:01:15.000 Did you like it?
01:01:16.000 I did not watch it.
01:01:16.000 Really?
01:01:17.000 No.
01:01:17.000 Oh, you didn't watch it?
01:01:18.000 Did you see it?
01:01:18.000 No.
01:01:19.000 Did you see it?
01:01:19.000 Yeah, I thought it was great.
01:01:20.000 Is it great?
01:01:20.000 Yeah, there's a line where T'Challa, the king of Wakanda, goes, we cannot allow immigrants into our country because they'll bring their problems with us.
01:01:27.000 And I was like, whoa, whoa, that's like super Trumpian.
01:01:33.000 Yeah, it's in the movie.
01:01:34.000 We must build a wall.
01:01:36.000 They have a wall!
01:01:37.000 They literally have a wall that keeps everyone out of their country.
01:01:41.000 Okay, right.
01:01:41.000 Did they say this?
01:01:42.000 We will make Wakanda great again.
01:01:43.000 Did they say that?
01:01:45.000 They didn't need to because it was already great.
01:01:47.000 Did he say this?
01:01:48.000 Oh, look at you, Sleepy Joe.
01:01:50.000 Did he say that at any point?
01:01:52.000 No, no.
01:01:53.000 But I was commenting on the movie and I was like, listen.
01:01:55.000 They did Iron Man, white dude.
01:01:57.000 They did Thor, white dude.
01:01:58.000 Captain America, white dude.
01:02:00.000 I got no issue with the color of these guys' skin.
01:02:02.000 Right.
01:02:02.000 But I do recognize that sooner or later there's gonna be a movie that's not a white dude, you know what I mean?
01:02:06.000 Right.
01:02:06.000 Like, they gotta make movies for everybody in this country that people can enjoy, and they do it right when they don't beat you over the head with the ideology and just show regular people doing regular things, right?
01:02:16.000 Right.
01:02:16.000 But now they're beating us over the head with ideology.
01:02:18.000 Right, right, right.
01:02:19.000 I can't remember who was here, and we were talking about this, saying that, like, you know, for every show, you're allowed, like, one teaspoon of, like, social justice or, like, ideology.
01:02:32.000 So you're watching a movie, it's a horror movie, and there's, like, a vampire and he's attacking people, and then they make, like, a passive comment about redlining in urban environments or whatever.
01:02:41.000 You know what I mean?
01:02:41.000 Sure, yeah, as they do.
01:02:43.000 Oh, I just ate some red-pilled blood!
01:02:45.000 The vampire, like, goes to a poor community and they make a reference.
01:02:49.000 The point is, if you're watching a movie and they make a social commentary, a little bit is fine, and we recognize that and go, oh, I see.
01:02:57.000 But now what we're getting is literally the whole movie itself is just a social commentary, so there's no story, there's no plot, it's trash.
01:03:03.000 Get woke, go broke.
01:03:04.000 Exactly.
01:03:05.000 I thought Black Panther was actually good.
01:03:09.000 There was a lot of social commentary in it, but I thought it was good because T'Challa was like Trump.
01:03:15.000 I mean, not in the sense of his attitude.
01:03:17.000 I mean, T'Challa and his physique.
01:03:20.000 T'Challa was super ripped.
01:03:22.000 He was more masculine than Donald Trump.
01:03:25.000 Much more masculine than Trump.
01:03:26.000 But like to see the argument.
01:03:28.000 Where they're talking about how these other African nations are doing really, really bad.
01:03:31.000 Yeah.
01:03:32.000 And Wakanda is doing really well.
01:03:34.000 T'Challa is literally like, if we let in immigrants, they bring their problems with them.
01:03:38.000 And I'm like, he's supposed to be the hero for these leftists.
01:03:41.000 He's the black representation that they were cheering for.
01:03:44.000 And here he is saying something that should offend them.
01:03:47.000 But they cheered for it because the ideology was more important to them than what he was actually saying.
01:03:51.000 I thought it was actually really well written.
01:03:54.000 Is that because the power corrupts?
01:03:57.000 That he starts out with these great intentions and then you get to the... He does open up in the end.
01:04:01.000 Yeah.
01:04:01.000 But he then goes to one of the... I love this.
01:04:04.000 Seriously, you guys gotta watch this because here he is in Sub-Saharan Africa, in Wakanda, and they have this gigantic wall.
01:04:12.000 It's an invisible barrier that not only stops people from getting into their country, or into their capital city, I suppose, whatever it is, but they also can't even see it.
01:04:20.000 Okay.
01:04:21.000 You erase it.
01:04:21.000 They don't want anybody.
01:04:22.000 They're super xenophobic.
01:04:23.000 He says that line, we can't let people in, they'll bring their problems with us.
01:04:27.000 At the end of the movie, when he finally decides to open up the country, does he go and help these other Sub-Saharan African countries?
01:04:34.000 No.
01:04:34.000 He goes to Oakland.
01:04:35.000 He goes to the wealthiest country on the planet, and he goes to one of their wealthiest states, and he goes to one of the biggest cities, and he's got his problems.
01:04:44.000 And he gives resources to the people there.
01:04:47.000 I'm like, that's a profound statement.
01:04:49.000 Remember when they accused Donald Trump of saying something like, we don't want people from these ish hole countries, we want them from Norway or whatever?
01:04:56.000 That's literally what they had T'Challa do.
01:04:58.000 Instead of being like, okay, we're finally gonna open up, let's get people from Zimbabwe and South Africa to come to our country.
01:05:05.000 No, he goes to Oakland.
01:05:07.000 He goes to the country, he goes to the United States, where there's prosperity and wealth.
01:05:11.000 He was still, in the end, extremely classist.
01:05:14.000 It's remarkable to see that, especially remarkable to see how these woke people don't recognize exactly what was wrong with what T'Challa was doing based on their own ideology.
01:05:24.000 Let me ask you this.
01:05:25.000 If the actions Trump took were done by a black president, would it have had the same blowback?
01:05:36.000 For the left?
01:05:37.000 For the country as a whole and for the left.
01:05:42.000 The problem with that question is, is he a black Republican or a black Democrat?
01:05:47.000 Because you know if he's a black Republican, the black community is going to call him a certain word.
01:05:52.000 They do it all the time.
01:05:53.000 No, all the woke people.
01:05:54.000 All of them.
01:05:55.000 This is what's really fascinating.
01:05:58.000 Does it confuse the woke people?
01:06:00.000 Because they want to have those thoughts and say, oh, this guy's a xenophobe, this guy's a bigot.
01:06:06.000 Oh, but he's black.
01:06:07.000 Oh, OK.
01:06:08.000 Is that going to change the argument?
01:06:09.000 No.
01:06:11.000 And that's a kind of, it's a really interesting thing.
01:06:14.000 T'Challa in Wakanda from Black Panther had a lot of Trumpian policies, and they loved it.
01:06:20.000 Not only that, check this out.
01:06:21.000 The movie shows that in Wakanda, you become the supreme autocrat of the country through patriarchal ritual combat.
01:06:31.000 That's their political process.
01:06:33.000 People loved it.
01:06:34.000 So even though you have a guy who you should be despising based on what you purport to support, They loved it.
01:06:42.000 If you took a Democrat, a white old man, Joe Biden.
01:06:48.000 Joe Biden's the only president that's on camera saying the N-word twice.
01:06:50.000 Yeah, he did.
01:06:50.000 I know he did.
01:06:51.000 of racist history passing all these laws that are like criticized for being
01:06:54.000 racist not anymore. Joe Biden's the only president that's on camera saying the
01:06:58.000 n-word twice. Donald Trump won a bunch of awards for...
01:07:01.000 didn't he win like a couple awards for civil rights? He's in these photos he was like
01:07:05.000 he's the first person to hire a woman to like build a skyscraper and now
01:07:09.000 he's you know they say racist sexist anti-gay Donald Trump go away
01:07:13.000 It's like, Donald Trump is the first president in American history to support gay marriage before becoming president.
01:07:19.000 He unfurled a rainbow flag at like a Republican convention or whatever, and got the RNC to clap and cheer for the LGBTQ community.
01:07:26.000 Like, that was Trump, but they call him a bigot.
01:07:28.000 Barack Obama comes in, blows up kids in the Middle East, American citizens, they disappear.
01:07:33.000 Gone.
01:07:34.000 They don't care.
01:07:35.000 Obama can do what he wants because he's a Democrat.
01:07:37.000 Joe Biden will get elected, and they'll sing his praises because he's a Democrat.
01:07:41.000 When they complain that the Republican Party is the party of white men, the RNC had several black people speak.
01:07:47.000 What did the left say?
01:07:48.000 They didn't praise the Republicans for finally doing the right thing and trying to diversify.
01:07:52.000 They said... Tokens.
01:07:53.000 Tokens.
01:07:54.000 Yeah.
01:07:54.000 An extremely racist comment about legitimate individuals with good policies and good ideas that are worthy of argument, accomplished individuals, and that's why those people make me sick.
01:08:03.000 Because they're more racist than the other side.
01:08:08.000 Oh, these great black, highly intellectual politicians that are well-spoken have great policies formulated for their areas.
01:08:19.000 They're only talking because you need them up there.
01:08:22.000 They're tokens.
01:08:23.000 That's exactly what they say.
01:08:25.000 It's so hypocritical.
01:08:27.000 And our job is to call out that hypocrisy.
01:08:29.000 But when you do, then you're the racist.
01:08:31.000 Well, this is what's funny.
01:08:33.000 There's a tweet from Glenn Greenwald.
01:08:34.000 I don't know if you've seen it.
01:08:35.000 Actually, let me see if I can pull it up.
01:08:37.000 Because I posted it on Instagram.
01:08:39.000 And I will, in fact, pull it up.
01:08:40.000 And I'm going to expand on this tweet from Glenn Greenwald.
01:08:43.000 That's a great tweet.
01:08:44.000 He's correct.
01:08:44.000 Greenwald tweeted, if you think the real power centers in the US are the Proud Boys, 4chan,
01:08:50.000 and Boogaloos, rather than the CIA, FBI, NSA, Wall Street, and Silicon Valley, and spend
01:08:55.000 most of your time battling the former while serving the latter as stenographers, your
01:08:59.000 journalism is definitely ish.
01:09:03.000 He's correct.
01:09:04.000 Yeah.
01:09:05.000 So, expanding on that, why is it that, you know, we rag on Democrats, or like, I rag
01:09:10.000 on Democrats all the time?
01:09:12.000 Because they're the power structure in this country.
01:09:13.000 The Republicans don't do anything.
01:09:15.000 Mitch McConnell is awful.
01:09:16.000 Impeach the guy for all I care.
01:09:18.000 He doesn't do anything.
01:09:19.000 He's not helping Trump supporters.
01:09:20.000 He's fighting Trump supporters.
01:09:22.000 He's not helping the Republican Party.
01:09:23.000 He is fighting against the people who actually helped Republicans win in 2016 and the ones who did in 2018 and 2020, even though they did lose a position in 2018.
01:09:34.000 McConnell and Lindsey Graham actually hurt them.
01:09:37.000 Lindsey Graham is seen going on the Senate floor and fist-bumping Kamala Harris when he was supposed to be challenging her on a bunch of policy issues.
01:09:47.000 The Republicans don't help Republican voters.
01:09:51.000 Democrats are tribally supported for the most part.
01:09:54.000 I think it's fair to say Republicans and Democrats get tribal support.
01:09:57.000 But the Democrats actually do things.
01:10:00.000 They're proposing new bills.
01:10:01.000 Gun control.
01:10:02.000 Look at all the new gun control that's on.
01:10:03.000 Two new bills.
01:10:05.000 Where's the Republicans putting up bills to rescind gun control?
01:10:08.000 They don't do it.
01:10:09.000 They don't do anything.
01:10:10.000 So when I've been looking at all this, I remember I was talking to my mom about this.
01:10:14.000 And my mom was saying, like, you do talk about Democrats too much.
01:10:16.000 And I was like, okay, what did the Republicans do this week?
01:10:19.000 I don't know.
01:10:19.000 What did the Democrats do?
01:10:20.000 Oh, the Democrats were doing X, Y, and Z. Yeah, the Republicans aren't doing anything.
01:10:24.000 What am I going to say?
01:10:24.000 Mitch McConnell did nothing again.
01:10:26.000 He's obstructing.
01:10:27.000 Oh, that guy.
01:10:29.000 What?
01:10:29.000 The action that's taking place is what you want to talk about, but when you look at the media,
01:10:34.000 they're still obsessed with Trump and with Republicans.
01:10:38.000 Yeah.
01:10:39.000 And the rhetoric coming out of their mouth that the Democrats help feed the stuff,
01:10:46.000 white men are the terrorists in this country, it's...
01:10:50.000 Why is nobody going after Ahmed Al... Al-Issa?
01:10:56.000 Well, now they changed their tune real quick.
01:10:58.000 It was really funny.
01:10:58.000 There's this one woman.
01:10:59.000 She's like...
01:11:00.000 She's like, obviously we all know it's gonna be a white man, a MAGA guy.
01:11:04.000 And then when the news came out, she was like, let's not focus on the identity of this individual because that will just glorify.
01:11:09.000 And then when people are like, yo, you're a hypocrite.
01:11:12.000 She said something like, don't you realize that even if he is Muslim, he's still white?
01:11:16.000 Like she had to like triple down.
01:11:20.000 Did she set her Twitter to private yet?
01:11:22.000 That's what I always like to watch.
01:11:24.000 It's from Syria.
01:11:25.000 Yeah.
01:11:26.000 Okay.
01:11:27.000 Syria's in Asia.
01:11:29.000 I just want to make sure I got my geography correct.
01:11:30.000 Wait, let me ask you this.
01:11:33.000 Shouldn't Biden be getting blamed for this because of bombing Syria?
01:11:37.000 Yes.
01:11:37.000 Yes.
01:11:39.000 So why isn't he?
01:11:40.000 Look, man, this is why I highlight this Glenn Greenwald tweet.
01:11:44.000 It's why I call out the power structures.
01:11:47.000 There's a reason there's a double standard.
01:11:48.000 We know who has the power and what they're doing with it.
01:11:53.000 Joe Biden bombs Syria.
01:11:55.000 And then a couple weeks later, some guy from Syria, who's a loner and messed up, goes off the rails.
01:12:03.000 Is there a correlation there?
01:12:04.000 They're ignoring it.
01:12:06.000 They ignore all of this stuff, but they draw their own correlations whenever they want.
01:12:09.000 If this was Trump, this would be eight days of Don Lemon crying, and then Cuomo's other brother taking naked pictures outside of his house in the Hamptons to try and deflect.
01:12:23.000 This country, here's the problem.
01:12:26.000 And by the way, I like being able to sit and talk without having to be funny and just do fart jokes all day.
01:12:32.000 But let me say this.
01:12:34.000 This country strives to be progressive, but it's not because everything that gets done, the next president tries to undo.
01:12:41.000 This country will be fully functioning and damn near perfect when both sides own up to the BS that they throw and we're on an equal level playing field.
01:12:53.000 If people held Biden responsible the same way that they held Trump responsible, there'd be a lot more happy people.
01:12:58.000 And I think Biden should have run on like a MAGA type thing, but M-A-A-A.
01:13:03.000 Make America America.
01:13:04.000 Ah, where am I?
01:13:05.000 I'm confused.
01:13:06.000 What do you consider yourself politically?
01:13:10.000 First of all, I can't vote because I'm not a citizen yet.
01:13:13.000 I did do the test and it turns out that I am a quote-unquote core conservative.
01:13:19.000 That being said, gay marriage I believe in.
01:13:23.000 My things that made me lean to the conservative were that immigration should be done legally because I did it.
01:13:31.000 So it's, people bring up with me like, well, just because you did it doesn't mean that's how everybody else- Aaron, I think you should have been able to just walk through 90 miles of desert without any- It's mostly snow up there.
01:13:41.000 I would have to snowshoe across- No, I'm saying you should fly to Mexico and then walk in.
01:13:44.000 Oh yeah, that works too.
01:13:45.000 And hire a coyote in Canadian dollars.
01:13:48.000 Donde esta por que?
01:13:50.000 And then they just throw it away.
01:13:51.000 Donde esta por que?
01:13:53.000 Yeah, I don't, I don't speak Spanish.
01:13:54.000 I just, I order my wife to- Where's the why?
01:13:59.000 Watch, I got more.
01:14:02.000 You're not speaking Spanish.
01:14:05.000 I think it is.
01:14:07.000 My friends will tell me it is.
01:14:08.000 Anyway, continue.
01:14:10.000 I was very pro-gay marriage.
01:14:12.000 I think taxation led me to be like the fiscal stuff I was conservative on and then the immigration stuff.
01:14:18.000 And it was just like some weird Internet thing that we filled out on the show.
01:14:22.000 And they're like, oh, you're a core conservative.
01:14:25.000 How long have you been in the U.S.? ?
01:14:28.000 Nine years.
01:14:29.000 All right, all right.
01:14:30.000 So can you name some Republican politicians you think are honest?
01:14:37.000 Should we play the Jeopardy theme?
01:14:41.000 I can't really say honest.
01:14:42.000 I could say people that I like and that I would like to see.
01:14:45.000 You don't think Rand Paul is honest?
01:14:47.000 Oh, yes, I do.
01:14:49.000 Yeah, he's honest.
01:14:49.000 Rand Paul is my go-to.
01:14:50.000 But I think he's also come around because he was such a fringe player for years, where people wrote him off.
01:14:56.000 But yeah, now he's great.
01:14:58.000 DeSantis I like, and I like the Attorney General that spoke when they had to have a black guy speak for the Republicans.
01:15:06.000 And I want to say Barr, but I'm not sure if that's exactly who it was.
01:15:09.000 Who's the senator from South Carolina?
01:15:10.000 Is it Tim Scott?
01:15:11.000 I think so, yeah.
01:15:14.000 I'm not a big fan of most Republicans.
01:15:16.000 Like I said, like Mitch McConnell.
01:15:18.000 The fact that that guy just retains a party leadership position is, he is one of the biggest roadblocks for Republican voters.
01:15:24.000 These are dinosaurs that are so instilled in the system.
01:15:27.000 It's like, look, I did a joke and I don't even know if I can do it here.
01:15:31.000 I said old white men are not necessarily the best leader for a progressive nation.
01:15:36.000 And then I say, boy, I don't even know if I can say this joke.
01:15:39.000 The fact that I'm doubting it means I shouldn't.
01:15:40.000 How about we save this stuff for the numbers only?
01:15:43.000 Save this for later.
01:15:44.000 Remind me to tell you about the two people running for president.
01:15:47.000 Because the fact that I'm doubting it means that you may look at me really weird after.
01:15:52.000 Well, so I like to do this thing where I ask people like, can you name an honest Republican?
01:15:57.000 Yeah.
01:15:58.000 And people usually give an answer.
01:16:01.000 It could be because of the bias that our guests have, you know, leftists don't want to come on the show.
01:16:06.000 But then I ask people, can you name an honest Democrat?
01:16:09.000 And everybody's like, oh, definitely not.
01:16:11.000 I mean, I think Bernie Sanders is a little honest.
01:16:14.000 I don't know what... Was it honest when he went up on stage and said, if you're white, you don't know what it's like to be poor?
01:16:19.000 When you're white, you don't know what it's like to live in a ghetto?
01:16:22.000 Maybe that's honestly what he believes, because he's a rich white guy.
01:16:26.000 Well, then was he honest when he dropped the word millionaire from his speeches the moment he became a millionaire from selling his book?
01:16:32.000 Did he?
01:16:32.000 He stopped saying millionaire.
01:16:33.000 He says, the millionaires and the billionaires in this country.
01:16:36.000 So then he just changed it to the billionaires?
01:16:38.000 Pretty smart.
01:16:39.000 Pretty honest.
01:16:41.000 I'm gonna buy his ice cream now.
01:16:43.000 I guess he brought it back, saying millionaires.
01:16:46.000 He just cut out millionaires and just goes to the billionaires?
01:16:50.000 You're right, because the whole national conversation changed to billionaires on Twitter, like almost overnight.
01:16:56.000 How many billionaires do the US really have?
01:16:58.000 Look man, you got $999 million and you're flooding politics with it.
01:17:01.000 I got problems with that.
01:17:03.000 You're a billionaire doing the same thing.
01:17:04.000 I got problems with that.
01:17:05.000 Elon Musk, what does he do?
01:17:06.000 He's building a spaceship?
01:17:07.000 Alright, he's alright.
01:17:09.000 We don't wealth tax Elon Musk.
01:17:10.000 You can keep your money because he's building spaceships.
01:17:11.000 I think the richer you get, and I'm not going up against your tax the pedophile movie star thing that you're coming up with in this weird group chat, but I think that, yeah, I think rich people should be given a break.
01:17:25.000 Why do you think so?
01:17:26.000 Like, but define rich.
01:17:27.000 Because now I've, I'm, I'm not rich, but I work.
01:17:30.000 You're rich, don't take my money!
01:17:32.000 Stop texting, the thousand days and the million.
01:17:35.000 I work hard, but now it's like the harder I work, the more money I have to pay in taxes.
01:17:40.000 And I think I should be given a break.
01:17:41.000 I think people should go, Hey, Aaron, you've worked hard.
01:17:44.000 Enjoy it.
01:17:46.000 I tweeted, tax the rich.
01:17:48.000 Then I tweeted, tax Hollywood millionaires and billionaires 90%.
01:17:52.000 And that is basically like, I think conservatives will agree because they don't like the Hollywood... Nobody does, because they think Tom Hanks has an ankle bracelet on and he's like in a deepfake world.
01:18:02.000 It's because you get these celebrities who use their money to negatively impact politics that they know nothing about for virtue signal points.
01:18:10.000 So conservatives don't like that, when you see people like Alyssa Milano coming out and using her resources to just negatively impact the country.
01:18:17.000 Then the leftists are like, tax the rich, I don't care who they are.
01:18:20.000 They shouldn't be doing this.
01:18:21.000 They shouldn't be flooding, you know, politics into the zone.
01:18:23.000 But anyway, I want to make this point.
01:18:25.000 There's a few things I tweeted, and all of a sudden these leftists are, like, shocked.
01:18:29.000 I tweeted the trans flag with a rifle on it, and it says, defend equality.
01:18:34.000 And then I tweeted, under no pretext shall the right to keep and bear arms be infringed.
01:18:39.000 There's two sentences.
01:18:41.000 The leftists like to say, under no pretext.
01:18:44.000 And that's a quote from Karl Marx, who said, under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered.
01:18:49.000 The workers should frustrate this by force if necessary.
01:18:52.000 For Americans, there is the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
01:18:56.000 And I'm like, hey, we agree on this, right?
01:18:59.000 Boom, combine the statement.
01:19:01.000 All these leftists are like shocked.
01:19:02.000 Like, it's like, no, dude, you don't understand.
01:19:04.000 There's like, these statements are tribal signifiers and they mostly offend people without anyone actually understanding what it means.
01:19:11.000 Do I think that transgender individuals should have AR-15s of any caliber and style they want to defend their rights?
01:19:18.000 Yes.
01:19:19.000 Should the Black Panthers be able to march around with their guns?
01:19:22.000 The Constitution says yes, 100%.
01:19:26.000 Good, honest, law-abiding Americans who want to protect themselves from tyrannical government, from criminals, just protect their families?
01:19:32.000 Allowed to do it.
01:19:34.000 And so it's like these leftists are surprised because I think they don't realize how much right-wing individuals and populists are not fascists and would be like, dude, take your guns.
01:19:42.000 Please protect yourselves.
01:19:43.000 We want you to.
01:19:43.000 And when I say tax the rich, I'm not saying the dude who makes $200,000 a year or $400,000 a year.
01:19:49.000 And I know many of the leftists do say that.
01:19:51.000 I'm saying, I think about George Soros.
01:19:56.000 The conservatives complain about him all the time, right?
01:19:59.000 Okay, well, you also got the Mercers, the Koch brothers, you got Tom Steyer, you got Bloomberg, you've got right and left, and it tends to be many left-wing and authoritarian, you know, ultra-wealthy, who are flooding the zone, dumping money into politics to subvert the rights of the working class, be it left or right.
01:20:14.000 Tax them, I don't care.
01:20:16.000 I do think there's a problem in just giving that money to the government, because they're not going to do good things with it either.
01:20:21.000 They're going to blow up kids in the Middle East.
01:20:23.000 But I wonder if we start by taking away the influence of special interests, can we then start to chip away at the government to regain some control by getting rid of the millionaires and the billionaires?
01:20:33.000 And I mean the people with half a billion or more in terms of millionaire.
01:20:37.000 Yeah, I think you can take that influence out, but then you need to reshape everything and not go towards a military-industrial complex and put money into education and money into poor neighborhoods.
01:20:48.000 Exactly, exactly.
01:20:50.000 That's the challenge.
01:20:50.000 My wife tells me that all the time.
01:20:52.000 I'm like, tax the rich!
01:20:53.000 But the only problem is, when we do, the government's gonna take that money and then go blow up kids, and they're not gonna fix, you know, infrastructure.
01:20:59.000 So, that's the big challenge.
01:21:01.000 But I do wonder if If we can get rid of the millionaires and billionaires who are influencing politics negatively and subverting the will of the working class individuals in this country... Let's make a list.
01:21:12.000 A list of the millionaires and the billionaires?
01:21:14.000 I just love saying let's make a list like all those cancel people do.
01:21:18.000 Let's make a list of these people.
01:21:22.000 You know who it is.
01:21:24.000 Everyone knows who's influencing politics, the rich people.
01:21:28.000 Just make it stop.
01:21:30.000 Trump was probably the closest you were going to get to that, his notion of draining the swamp.
01:21:35.000 But then you saw how deep the swamp goes.
01:21:37.000 It goes back years and years.
01:21:39.000 Some rich guy that comes in that's a TV star isn't going to shift that thing.
01:21:44.000 They hated him so much.
01:21:46.000 Trump's biggest problem, I think, was that he didn't drain the swamp.
01:21:50.000 He said he was going to.
01:21:51.000 And the Twitter stuff.
01:21:53.000 He could have been so much better if he just kept his tweets to himself.
01:21:58.000 It would have been way better.
01:22:00.000 50-50.
01:22:01.000 Some of the tweets circumvented media lies and allowed him a chance.
01:22:05.000 You know what my favorite tweet is?
01:22:08.000 Okay, because the people who watch know this.
01:22:09.000 It was when Elizabeth Warren was doing that really awful live stream.
01:22:12.000 Do you remember that?
01:22:13.000 And she's like, I'm gonna get me a beer.
01:22:16.000 And then she goes and gets a beer, her husband walks up, and he smacks her on the ass.
01:22:21.000 And I'm like, wow, that was a really bad moment for a presidential campaign.
01:22:26.000 But sure, fine, I guess it's the husband and wife.
01:22:28.000 But she goes, I'm glad you're here.
01:22:30.000 Trump tweeted.
01:22:31.000 She said, Elizabeth Warren's husband comes in and says, I'm glad you're here.
01:22:34.000 He's supposed to be there.
01:22:35.000 He lives there.
01:22:36.000 It's such an amazing tweet because it was like something you'd hear at your friend's place and his dad's in there.
01:22:45.000 And it was just, it wasn't about politics.
01:22:48.000 It wasn't about policy or, you know, party or anything.
01:22:52.000 He was just pointing out an absurdity and it was really funny.
01:22:55.000 It was so funny.
01:22:56.000 Shane Gillis had this joke.
01:22:57.000 When Shane got fired, he came back right away and jumped right into the stuff.
01:23:02.000 Shane Gillis, if you don't know, is a brilliant comic.
01:23:06.000 And you see, Saturday Night Live would have helped him inevitably, but he's going to make it no matter what.
01:23:12.000 Shane had this joke where he just goes, you know, people complain about it.
01:23:15.000 And he goes, I didn't vote for Trump.
01:23:19.000 For those that are listening, Aaron winked.
01:23:21.000 I winked at Tim very succinctly.
01:23:25.000 And he goes, but he's hilarious.
01:23:26.000 He's funnier than 95% of the community.
01:23:29.000 He goes, if he came on after me, he would bury me.
01:23:33.000 He'd be like, look at Ed Gay.
01:23:35.000 Not funny.
01:23:36.000 Fat.
01:23:38.000 He was fired.
01:23:39.000 And it was right after the SNL firing.
01:23:41.000 And it was just such a great topical joke.
01:23:44.000 I got invited to the White House.
01:23:47.000 The sub shop in Atlantic City?
01:23:49.000 Yes.
01:23:49.000 No, no.
01:23:50.000 I got invited to the White House.
01:23:51.000 It was the White House Social Media Summit.
01:23:54.000 OK.
01:23:54.000 And I was like, finally!
01:23:56.000 You know, in 2018, I said Republicans were too stupid, the politicians, too stupid to deal with social media censorship to save their own, you know, positions.
01:24:03.000 And I was right.
01:24:04.000 I like that you brought that up as a subject and then said positions instead of the word you wanted to say.
01:24:09.000 Well, I mean like their jobs or their lives, whatever.
01:24:15.000 But to save their own jobs, they didn't realize they were getting crushed with social media censorship.
01:24:18.000 Their supporters and fans were being ripped away.
01:24:21.000 And so I said that in 2018, surprisingly, you know, I actually thought Republicans were still going to win and they lost.
01:24:26.000 And I was like, well, there you go.
01:24:27.000 I guess I got half of it right.
01:24:29.000 So I get invited to this White House summit.
01:24:31.000 I'm all excited, like, finally the Republicans are gonna do something about this.
01:24:35.000 And do you know what I got to experience instead of a serious and legitimate conversation about social media censorship?
01:24:41.000 A little cocktail party where they want everybody to be nice and glad-hand?
01:24:45.000 Donald Trump doing an hour of stand-up.
01:24:47.000 Come on!
01:24:48.000 Legit.
01:24:48.000 Come on!
01:24:49.000 It was hilarious.
01:24:50.000 I wanna hit the table!
01:24:52.000 That's how people do it!
01:24:54.000 Hilarious!
01:24:54.000 Just him?
01:24:55.000 Did he have an opener?
01:24:58.000 I think he did, but it was a really boring, like... I think he had an opener.
01:25:04.000 I just don't remember because it didn't matter because Trump basically did stand-up.
01:25:07.000 I'm telling you, Trump did stand-up.
01:25:09.000 Trump does stand-up.
01:25:10.000 His rallies are almost stand-up.
01:25:12.000 Yes!
01:25:13.000 Crowd work, he'll do a bit, then he'll walk away from the mic.
01:25:17.000 Which is a weird thing.
01:25:18.000 That's a very urban comic thing to do.
01:25:20.000 The room was like... I was a couple hundred of Trump's most ardent supporters.
01:25:25.000 Oh, I wish I could've seen this.
01:25:26.000 I was the only one not wearing a suit.
01:25:27.000 I'm wearing this.
01:25:28.000 And people are laughing.
01:25:29.000 Like, Tim Pool shows up.
01:25:30.000 Everyone's in a suit but him.
01:25:32.000 And I was like, because I'm here for... Look, I'm not gonna wear a suit.
01:25:35.000 I'm here for a serious matter and we need to get something happening.
01:25:39.000 I'm like, listen, listen.
01:25:40.000 Look at this guy with his toucan.
01:25:42.000 Yeah, so, in... That's a Canadian word, by the way.
01:25:45.000 Duke is a very Canadian word.
01:25:46.000 No, no, but I'm like, in America, people ask me about it.
01:25:48.000 I'm like, in America, you can be some regular dude going to the White House and speaking your mind.
01:25:52.000 You don't gotta be somebody who owns a suit.
01:25:54.000 That's why I like this country.
01:25:56.000 I can show up in the White House wearing my normal clothes, and that's what America's about.
01:26:01.000 I don't gotta put on my formal dress attire, my awards, my pins, or anything.
01:26:03.000 I can be an American saying, listen up, this matters.
01:26:06.000 Now, there was some serious nature to it, but I gotta tell you, man, I sat there, and at first, I was kind of getting let down by what was going on, and then I just started just rolling with it.
01:26:15.000 I'm like, this guy's hilarious.
01:26:17.000 Yeah.
01:26:17.000 He jokes about himself being orange.
01:26:19.000 Yeah.
01:26:20.000 He's like, the lights!
01:26:21.000 It's not my fault!
01:26:21.000 They call me orange, but they put it on the TV!
01:26:23.000 Everyone's laughing.
01:26:25.000 They get it.
01:26:25.000 They're self-aware.
01:26:27.000 And it's funny how, you know, when the left tries to make fun of Trump, they use the exact same state jokes.
01:26:33.000 He's overweight, orange in his small hands.
01:26:35.000 And I'm like, dude, Trump's already used that bit in stand-up.
01:26:39.000 You can't just keep saying it.
01:26:41.000 The joke's done.
01:26:42.000 Yeah, these people are stealing Trump's bit.
01:26:44.000 It was all they had.
01:26:45.000 He was great with crowd work.
01:26:46.000 I mean, he wasn't great.
01:26:48.000 There's a handful of comics that are great.
01:26:50.000 I mean, I believe I'm one of the best crowd work comics around.
01:26:54.000 Big Jay Oakerson, Dave Attell, there's a few.
01:26:57.000 But he was fun.
01:26:58.000 For his level of experience, he'd be like, look at this guy, he's ugly, what's he doing here?
01:27:03.000 And when he does that yell thing, like, the fake news!
01:27:07.000 You see this woman?
01:27:08.000 Fat woman!
01:27:10.000 I tell ya!
01:27:10.000 She has no idea what she's- and he does things like that!
01:27:12.000 It's a very Borstfeld style of guy.
01:27:15.000 I tell ya!
01:27:16.000 Take my wife!
01:27:16.000 Please!
01:27:18.000 It's like he's had this Rodney Dangerfield kind of aspect.
01:27:21.000 Cause he- his favorite comic, and he will disavow this now, Was Jeff Ross.
01:27:26.000 He loved Ross and Ross loved playing with him.
01:27:28.000 And then as soon as he got in, Ross was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:27:31.000 And I love Jeff Ross, but he had his moment where he's like, I got to remember in the 2016 cycle when Megyn Kelly was like, you've called women pigs.
01:27:41.000 He goes, only Rosie O'Donnell.
01:27:43.000 And the crowd erupts.
01:27:45.000 Yeah.
01:27:46.000 And it was like they did.
01:27:47.000 And it was at a time when she's attacking him and you think that they're going to jump on it.
01:27:52.000 She's bleeding from everywhere.
01:27:54.000 I don't know.
01:27:54.000 Yeah from her eyes or you know, whatever He just like outside of that stuff Trump needed to get his tweets under control but I think if you're somebody and Who is just tribalistic.
01:28:09.000 I think there's a lot of people who are scared.
01:28:11.000 Didn't want to fall out of line with the tribe.
01:28:13.000 They're worried about being ostracized or shunned or fired or whatever.
01:28:15.000 So they just say, oh yeah, I hate Trump too.
01:28:17.000 Then there are a lot of people who are just blind zealots who are like, Trump is bad.
01:28:22.000 But the people who are interested in actually listening to what he had to say, we hear so many stories of people walking away from the Democratic Party when they finally decided to just watch a Trump video.
01:28:31.000 Because they learned that the media was lying.
01:28:34.000 And they also laughed.
01:28:36.000 And they were like, that's not what they were... Like, the media was saying he said this, that, and this, and I watched the speech, and it was actually just, like, him cracking jokes, and, like, he didn't say those things.
01:28:44.000 Sure, they took a lot of stuff out of context.
01:28:46.000 Like, basically everything.
01:28:47.000 People didn't like him.
01:28:49.000 And there was also a group of people that really liked him because so many people hated him.
01:28:56.000 And then you looked at the people that hated him, and you're like, oh, these people are really surface...
01:29:02.000 Really weird.
01:29:03.000 He's a racist, bigot, xenophobic, caused all this!
01:29:06.000 the problem with democracy. She attacks it from a political standpoint and
01:29:09.000 and structures good arguments so you can listen to him but other people are just
01:29:14.000 like he's a racist bigot xenophobic caused all this and you know these
01:29:18.000 people are idiots maybe I'm gonna listen more to what he's saying than these
01:29:22.000 people. And that's what most of it was.
01:29:25.000 When you looked to the prominent progressive and liberal personalities in the country, they couldn't offer up a compelling argument against Trump.
01:29:32.000 And so you got people who are sitting back in their chairs laughing at what they found to be a Comedy Central-style roast of the political establishment.
01:29:41.000 You know, Trump was just going at the political establishment, making fun of them, attacking them, insulting them.
01:29:47.000 And for so many Americans, it felt good.
01:29:49.000 Was it Michael Moore, I think, called Trump a human Molotov cocktail.
01:29:53.000 And he said to all of these people, what Trump is saying, it's like music to their ears.
01:29:57.000 And on November 9th, 2016, they're going to the voting booth and they're going to send the biggest F you to the political establishment ever in the history of humanity.
01:30:06.000 And he was right.
01:30:07.000 He got the next part wrong.
01:30:09.000 He goes, and they'll be happy.
01:30:11.000 For a week.
01:30:12.000 Maybe a month.
01:30:13.000 And then they'll realize, like the people who voted for Brexit.
01:30:17.000 When in actuality, people were extremely happy for quite some time.
01:30:19.000 Do you know how good your Michael Moore impression is?
01:30:22.000 I can do great impressions, man.
01:30:24.000 Shut my eyes.
01:30:24.000 Do more.
01:30:25.000 Go.
01:30:25.000 Do more.
01:30:26.000 I can't do it now.
01:30:27.000 It's so good.
01:30:28.000 Come on.
01:30:29.000 Stop your inner censor and just do it.
01:30:31.000 No, no, there's no more Michael Moore.
01:30:33.000 It's so good!
01:30:35.000 Why do you feel like I'm like Dance Monkey?
01:30:37.000 It's such a good... It's the best Michael Moore I've ever heard.
01:30:41.000 I'm not good enough to do impressions on cue.
01:30:44.000 I can flow into it in a conversation and then invoke what I remember of them.
01:30:49.000 If I practiced, I could probably...
01:30:50.000 All right.
01:30:51.000 Practice because it's really a skill that you could excel at.
01:30:54.000 Yeah.
01:30:54.000 Impersonation.
01:30:55.000 Yeah.
01:30:55.000 Uh, he was right, man.
01:30:56.000 People like they watched Trump and it just felt good.
01:30:59.000 He was throwing, he was a human Molotov cocktail being thrown into the system and he made people laugh.
01:31:03.000 I'm not gonna put you on the spot, but I think like for your content afterwards, I think it should just be you as Michael Moore.
01:31:16.000 I should do more voiceover for Freedom Tunes.
01:31:21.000 Yeah.
01:31:23.000 But anyway, you know, we got into the subject of Trump and it's kind of like a post-mortem, I guess, on the Trump presidency and where we're at these days.
01:31:30.000 Joe Biden is stumbling downstairs.
01:31:33.000 He's giving Kamala Harris all of the jobs.
01:31:37.000 She's calling foreign leaders.
01:31:38.000 She's dealing with the border crisis.
01:31:40.000 I said this.
01:31:41.000 I said, Joe Biden, he's going to win.
01:31:43.000 They're going to put him in his wheelchair.
01:31:44.000 They're going to put the little blanket on his lap and they're going to wheel him into the sunroom and he's going to...
01:31:49.000 And then Annie's gonna come in and Daddy Warbucks will be there too.
01:31:53.000 Biden's gonna be sleeping in the sun in the study, and Kamala Harris is gonna be like, let's get to work.
01:31:58.000 Yeah.
01:31:58.000 And that's basically what we're getting.
01:32:00.000 He tries to run up the stairs to make it seem like he's... Look, man, Joe doesn't need to convince anybody that he's young, because he's not.
01:32:09.000 He's almost 80 years old.
01:32:10.000 Bro, just walk up the stairs.
01:32:12.000 He tries to, like, walk up the stairs and he falls three times.
01:32:15.000 He tried to, like, you know, sort of rustle up the stairs.
01:32:17.000 I don't want to say run, but, like, move more quickly, like jog up the stairs.
01:32:20.000 Hustle.
01:32:20.000 Hustle, hustle.
01:32:21.000 Yeah, he had stuff to do on that plane.
01:32:22.000 Yeah, and then he falls over.
01:32:24.000 And then they said it was windy.
01:32:25.000 He's falling.
01:32:25.000 Oh!
01:32:26.000 It was the wind.
01:32:27.000 You know when the wind knocks you off the stairs, right?
01:32:30.000 Yeah.
01:32:30.000 When you're right in Florida in the midst of a tornado, just standing outside trying to sleep with your cousin.
01:32:35.000 You know when it's happening.
01:32:36.000 Actually, I wonder if there's someone who's good enough at VFX that could add a tornado background to that video and show the wind and, like, chairs flying and maybe a cow or two.
01:32:47.000 I read today that, and I did not know this and maybe you can shed some wisdom on this, Kamala Harris does not need to salute anybody.
01:32:55.000 I saw that.
01:32:56.000 As the vice president.
01:32:58.000 Is that normal or what?
01:32:59.000 I don't know.
01:32:59.000 I don't know if it's, it must be because of that office.
01:33:03.000 Cause she's not military.
01:33:04.000 Is that why it is?
01:33:05.000 I don't think she's in any kind of command.
01:33:07.000 I don't think she's part of the military.
01:33:08.000 He has to, right?
01:33:09.000 Biden has to.
01:33:10.000 I don't know if he has to.
01:33:12.000 No, he's a commander.
01:33:12.000 He doesn't have to.
01:33:14.000 It's like respect, I guess.
01:33:15.000 It seems like they get no respect.
01:33:17.000 Who?
01:33:18.000 I don't know.
01:33:18.000 I think Kamala Harris is the acting president.
01:33:22.000 Look, there's reports that she's the one talking to world leaders.
01:33:25.000 She's now in charge of the border crisis.
01:33:27.000 What is Biden doing?
01:33:29.000 He's complaining about guns on TV, I guess.
01:33:30.000 Yeah.
01:33:32.000 He shows up.
01:33:34.000 I love seeing the trouble at the border and just knowing that it wasn't the last president's fault only.
01:33:41.000 It's their fault.
01:33:42.000 These are bigger places and they're more comfortable to keep these migrant children that we've separated from their families.
01:33:50.000 Just own up to it!
01:33:51.000 If they just owned up to it, wouldn't you and wouldn't other people go, hey, now we can listen to what they want to say?
01:33:57.000 Wouldn't it level the playing field for you?
01:33:59.000 This is what we were talking about with Black Panther and if we had a black president, what they could get away with.
01:34:05.000 Yeah.
01:34:05.000 weaponized their own problems against Trump. Barack Obama created these facilities. Trump
01:34:12.000 inherited them. And then they blamed Trump while posting photos from the Obama administration.
01:34:16.000 Then Trump shut them down. This is crazy. Trump shut down some of these facilities.
01:34:21.000 Biden reopened them. Apparently Kamala Harris was protesting out in front of one of them
01:34:26.000 and then reopened it.
01:34:28.000 It's amazing how that works, right?
01:34:29.000 And what do we get now?
01:34:31.000 There's like this really cringe video of a woman singing Part of Your World by the Little Mermaid song, but it's about Joe Biden.
01:34:37.000 I watched literally two seconds and I was like, I can't watch.
01:34:40.000 Your head exploded and you just fell over.
01:34:42.000 I was just like, I'm not gonna, I'm not giving this two minutes.
01:34:45.000 Yeah.
01:34:45.000 I didn't even have time to take a nap today.
01:34:47.000 And I was all excited to get here.
01:34:49.000 And I'm like, I don't have the two minutes.
01:34:50.000 To be fair, Yeah.
01:34:52.000 well actually no i was gonna say to be fair the right does have their mean
01:34:55.000 because of trump but i gotta be honest the mean because of trump actually funny
01:34:58.000 like you see the one where i think is carpe don't tell me where it's a time
01:35:01.000 magazine cover and it says trump twenty twenty four trump twenty twenty
01:35:05.000 eight trump thirty after he keeps going to tend to intend to tend to and that
01:35:09.000 shows trump dancing in the number keeps going and i'll freaked out it was
01:35:12.000 hilarious There's the one where Trump's doing that weird dance where
01:35:14.000 he does the weird fist thing.
01:35:16.000 And it's like playing that song or whatever. Those were funny. The memes were funny. They
01:35:20.000 were ridiculous. But the meme, like the things they're doing now, the Democrats about Biden,
01:35:24.000 it's like, I liken it to this. You ever see like pure flicks or like old,
01:35:30.000 really low quality Christian versions of superheroes and stuff?
01:35:34.000 Bibleman and VeggieTales and stuff?
01:35:36.000 I think so.
01:35:38.000 That's basically what the left has become.
01:35:40.000 Hollywood and the TV industry, the Democrats are this like low quality unhip facsimile of actual fun mainstream culture.
01:35:50.000 The Puritans have taken it over and now they're producing just cringe ideology content.
01:35:55.000 Yeah.
01:35:56.000 The message is more important than the content.
01:35:59.000 But that being said, people seek out genuine thought and genuine entertainment more so than they used to.
01:36:07.000 People are more aware of their choices, right?
01:36:09.000 Yeah.
01:36:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:36:10.000 And it's a lot of reruns, a lot of older movies.
01:36:12.000 Newer movies, man, I tell you, it's shockingly bad stuff.
01:36:16.000 I had, we have an artist named Matt Miller.
01:36:18.000 He does all of our artwork, like these Wuhan shirts and stuff, and I'm not trying to plug him, but I'm just telling you how innovative he is.
01:36:24.000 He worked on this movie that was about these stuntmen that did a jump, and on their car was a Confederate flag, because it was modeled after the Dukes of Hazzard thing.
01:36:35.000 The movie's gone.
01:36:36.000 They pulled the movie from everything.
01:36:39.000 Because there's a Confederate flag on a car in a movie.
01:36:43.000 Can I, maybe I should just fund a short film, or maybe like a feature length, just really low budget, but like, a well done low budget, that just is like, the anti-wokest of anti-woke.
01:36:55.000 I think we should.
01:36:56.000 First of all, I'll do it with you, but lose the idea of very low budget, and at least go to medium budget.
01:37:02.000 But what's medium budget?
01:37:03.000 Because I mean like low budget as in... 150k we could make.
01:37:06.000 That's what I mean by low budget.
01:37:08.000 Absolutely.
01:37:09.000 Low budget could be like... Now you could shoot a movie on a phone.
01:37:12.000 It'd be crappy, but 150k we make like an 80s style, totally raunch, un-PC movie.
01:37:21.000 My buddy Zach Wynn had this idea too.
01:37:24.000 Could it be like a buddy cop film?
01:37:25.000 It could be whatever you want.
01:37:26.000 Give me 150k.
01:37:27.000 I got the people will put it together.
01:37:29.000 Let's make a movie.
01:37:30.000 Let's do it.
01:37:31.000 Script.
01:37:31.000 Come on, you're antiquated.
01:37:34.000 Yeah, we've thought about I mean, I had the money.
01:37:36.000 We were right before COVID.
01:37:38.000 We're going to do a cancel culture movie.
01:37:40.000 And we were going to cozy up to the guys that were canceling online and pretend that we weren't going to Do a bad thing.
01:37:47.000 And then we're going to cover Shane Gillis and cover all these people.
01:37:50.000 And then hopefully find, you know, all these canceled people have horrible skeletons in their closet.
01:37:55.000 I don't know if you know what drives them, but they're yelling loudly to cover up what they're hiding.
01:38:00.000 You were going to do a fictional movie.
01:38:03.000 No, we're gonna do a doc, because I did a doc called 25 Sets where I did 25 shows in a night.
01:38:08.000 25 stand-up shows in a night.
01:38:10.000 And then James Altucher, who owns Stand-Up New York, was like, let's do something else.
01:38:15.000 And we came up with this cancel this movie idea.
01:38:16.000 We've been trying to get him to come on the show too, but it's like... James is great, I'll talk to him.
01:38:20.000 I mean, we just need to find a schedule for all this stuff.
01:38:22.000 Yeah, he's in Florida now, because he said New York is dead.
01:38:25.000 And then he got out of there real quick.
01:38:28.000 And I love James.
01:38:30.000 And then you remember Seinfeld was like, no, it's okay.
01:38:32.000 I can see it from the Hamptons.
01:38:35.000 That's Trump doing Seinfeld.
01:38:40.000 See, I'm not as good at impressions as you.
01:38:43.000 There's only some that I'm really good at, but I guess a decent amount.
01:38:48.000 Yeah.
01:38:49.000 Yeah.
01:38:50.000 It's a great skill to have.
01:38:52.000 But yeah, we should definitely do an over-the-top, un-PC, 80s-style raunch fest.
01:38:59.000 Remember Porky's, where they're looking through the hole and the girls are changing?
01:39:03.000 No, I don't know that one.
01:39:04.000 Porky's was a classic, and it was shot in Canada, too.
01:39:07.000 Was it 80s?
01:39:07.000 Yeah, that was one of the... Remember, there was movies where you're like, oh, tits!
01:39:11.000 And you were so excited.
01:39:12.000 I was born in the late 80s.
01:39:14.000 Were you?
01:39:15.000 I was born in 86.
01:39:16.000 Sorry.
01:39:17.000 I was born in 72.
01:39:18.000 So you got to grow up all that craziness.
01:39:22.000 Hot Dog.
01:39:23.000 These are movies.
01:39:24.000 I will watch Black Panther if you watch Hot Dog and Porky's.
01:39:28.000 Fair deal.
01:39:29.000 All right.
01:39:29.000 Hot Dog was great.
01:39:30.000 It's a ski movie and there's like a stereotypical Asian guy.
01:39:33.000 He's like, I'm so scared to ski.
01:39:35.000 And then that's how he talked.
01:39:38.000 I'm doing an impression.
01:39:39.000 And then, uh, but you just seem like, oh, boobs, like hot tub scenes.
01:39:43.000 And you're so excited for boobs.
01:39:44.000 Yeah.
01:39:45.000 I I've seen what was fast times.
01:39:47.000 That was the eighties, right?
01:39:47.000 Yeah.
01:39:48.000 Fast Times is pretty good.
01:39:50.000 Great soundtrack.
01:39:50.000 Let's do it.
01:39:51.000 Let's, let's, let's make a, uh, uh, stereotypical eighties anti-woke.
01:39:55.000 All right.
01:39:56.000 Maybe we even get Ryan Long involved.
01:39:58.000 Definitely.
01:39:59.000 Yeah.
01:40:00.000 We're working together on the Our Pillow project.
01:40:03.000 We'll see if we can get it together and we'll see how it plays out, because I don't know if the pillow thing's actually going to end up happening.
01:40:09.000 For, like, you know, the good pillow.
01:40:11.000 Yeah.
01:40:11.000 I think the news cycle kind of ran its course, but we have that burlap sack over there.
01:40:15.000 Yeah, I see it.
01:40:16.000 Full of packing peanuts.
01:40:17.000 It's very funny.
01:40:18.000 So we're, uh, you know, we're thinking about it.
01:40:21.000 It's got, it's super topical, so it only really works if David Hogg actually does start a pillow company.
01:40:25.000 And I'm not sure he's actually going to do it.
01:40:27.000 But if he does, then we're going to have the communist version of my pillow.
01:40:30.000 That's great.
01:40:31.000 Do you feel, uh, when you look at a school shooting like that one, uh, that grabs so much notoriety for so long?
01:40:42.000 I go down to Florida twice a year.
01:40:45.000 We got like a little condo there and I go down and do comedy a lot.
01:40:48.000 My wife came with me and she did a Parkland joke 10 minutes outside of Parkland and the whole crowd turned on her.
01:40:55.000 It's all like... They were mad.
01:40:56.000 They were offended, I think is the best way to put it.
01:41:01.000 And she's like, what's the problem?
01:41:02.000 Whenever she opens for me, she inevitably walks some of the crowd and just defends them and doesn't understand why I don't want her to open for me.
01:41:09.000 So, her name's Christine Meehan-Berg, by the way.
01:41:12.000 She's very funny.
01:41:13.000 And I'm just wondering, do you think in the cases of these school shootings, where a school shooting happens, is that neighborhood then safe for 30 years after?
01:41:24.000 Would you send a kid to that school if you go, hey, I'm going to move down to Parkland now because I think it's out of the way?
01:41:30.000 Definitely not.
01:41:32.000 I think they're going to overreact and create overbearing laws and panic, and it's going to become nightmarish for the people who live there.
01:41:38.000 You look at like Norway, for instance, and there was a tragic event, we'll call it that.
01:41:43.000 And they mourned and they carried on because they realized that we can't control the wind.
01:41:48.000 You know what I mean?
01:41:50.000 In the U.S., you get Chicago every weekend for decades.
01:41:55.000 And they laugh in your face and insult you when you bring it up.
01:41:58.000 They say, you don't really, like, it's remarkable to me that I'm like, hey, I'm kind of from this place, and I actually interviewed a black woman who was leading the charge on protecting gun rights, getting illegal guns off the street, and advocating for victims of gun violence.
01:42:12.000 They don't care.
01:42:14.000 They don't want to talk about it, and they will tell you to shut your mouth when you do.
01:42:19.000 But then when you get, you know, these other tragic events that negatively impact or scare the white, progressive, wealthy, and affluent suburbs, all of a sudden now they demand you bend the knee.
01:42:27.000 But what happens is they panic.
01:42:29.000 They create overbearing and insane rules, laws, and regulations that don't make sense.
01:42:34.000 Literally don't.
01:42:35.000 Why do people not care about black communities?
01:42:40.000 they've or because it's tribalism that guides everything the democratic tribe
01:42:45.000 and i'm not talking about leftists like socialists actually want
01:42:48.000 socialism in the want marxist revolution or whatever
01:42:51.000 the democrat tribe doesn't care about any kind of principle i learned as a
01:42:55.000 very early early at a young age when all the democrats were protesting george w bush in war
01:43:00.000 the moment obama got elected they were gone and they were singing and dancing about obama while he bombed
01:43:06.000 case and i like well as people i don't have a bomb flint
01:43:08.000 it.
01:43:09.000 Bomb Flint?
01:43:10.000 Yeah.
01:43:10.000 What do you mean?
01:43:11.000 This was in a Michael Moore movie, you would know.
01:43:15.000 Oh, 11-9 or whatever.
01:43:15.000 Yeah.
01:43:17.000 Was there any truth to that?
01:43:18.000 Or am I just way off base and that's a conspiracy theory?
01:43:20.000 I don't know the full details about it.
01:43:21.000 But Michael Moore is genuinely nuts.
01:43:23.000 He thinks Donald Trump got elected because of Gwen Stefani.
01:43:25.000 Yeah.
01:43:25.000 I'm not kidding.
01:43:27.000 He says, Gwen Stefani got paid more money and Trump got mad, so he used a presidential campaign run to boost his salary so that he could go to NBC and claim, now that he's a presidential candidate, they should pay him more.
01:43:39.000 Wow.
01:43:39.000 The reason that's psychotic is that Donald Trump registered make America great again years like I think four or five
01:43:44.000 years before he even actually Announced his run. Yeah, everybody knew he was preparing to
01:43:49.000 run and even talked about running back I think mm for the Reform Party or something. So Michael
01:43:53.000 Moore has just gone totally crackpot Yeah, but the example because I've been talking about gun
01:43:57.000 control a lot They come out and they're like because of these events we
01:44:00.000 got a ban the ar-15 And it's like, bro, that's just like saying, ban gun.
01:44:04.000 It doesn't mean anything.
01:44:05.000 Say, ban AR-15!
01:44:07.000 What AR-15?
01:44:08.000 What caliber?
01:44:09.000 What kind of, what are you talking about when you say that?
01:44:11.000 Because there's a bunch of other semi-automatic rifles that are functionally the same, that aren't AR-15s.
01:44:16.000 So basically, they're coming out, and they're telling you to ban something that won't change anything they're complaining about.
01:44:22.000 It is just an overbearing, like, reaction to a crisis.
01:44:26.000 So, to your question.
01:44:28.000 I would not send my kid or move to these neighborhoods.
01:44:30.000 They're gonna have laws like, if the cat sneezes, it's a $20 fine.
01:44:34.000 And you're gonna be like, what?
01:44:35.000 And you're gonna be like, it's the law!
01:44:37.000 Because they panic.
01:44:37.000 That's the knee-jerk reaction is to make people more afraid.
01:44:43.000 Well, we gotta go to Super Chats.
01:44:44.000 We're going a little long on this, but it was fun.
01:44:47.000 For those that are listening, if you haven't already, smash the like button, hit that notification bell, subscribe to the show, go to TimCast.com, become a member, because we're gonna have an exclusive members-only segment, probably gonna be one of the dirtiest comedy bits we've heard in a long time, I guess.
01:45:00.000 That's how you're making it sound.
01:45:02.000 I mean, it's pretty safe for what I do, but yeah.
01:45:06.000 It'll be fun, and I'm sure it'll be profanity-laced, so... But, uh, but again, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna... We are going to read your superchats, so smash that like button.
01:45:13.000 Let's jump right in.
01:45:15.000 Graf Von Tierl says, Reddit hired someone who enabled pedos and banned people from bringing that person up.
01:45:22.000 To me, that's the last straw.
01:45:23.000 I've deleted my Reddit account over this, and I remember all kinds of poor decisions prior to this.
01:45:27.000 That is a huge scandal right now.
01:45:30.000 I saw that.
01:45:31.000 Yeah.
01:45:32.000 Yeah, it's a bit that we do on our show.
01:45:33.000 You remember, we'll save this for after.
01:45:34.000 It's freaking people out.
01:45:36.000 Jay Smith says, have Aaron Berg ask you if you like John Cougar Mellencamp?
01:45:41.000 Who's who's a boy?
01:45:43.000 That's a musician, right?
01:45:44.000 Yeah, it's it's a bit that we do on our show.
01:45:47.000 You remember? We'll save this for after.
01:45:49.000 But you remember the song that he do?
01:45:52.000 Remember the sucking on a chili dog thing?
01:45:55.000 So now it's gone.
01:45:57.000 Little diddy about Jack and Diane.
01:46:01.000 Two American kids growing up in the heartland.
01:46:03.000 So then one guy did this thing where he goes, sucking on a chili dog.
01:46:08.000 So he made the whole song just the word sucking on a chili dog.
01:46:13.000 And what we do is I lure people in and I go, hey, do you like John Cougar Mellencamp?
01:46:18.000 And you go, oh, yeah.
01:46:19.000 And I go, which song do you love?
01:46:20.000 And you go, that one.
01:46:21.000 So then we start to play that song and then we show scat porn to them.
01:46:25.000 Way over the top.
01:46:28.000 All right.
01:46:29.000 Your face is priceless to me.
01:46:31.000 DebateZoomer says, how long until MLK is canceled and the statues are torn down?
01:46:38.000 He was a conservative Republican preacher who had misogynistic tendencies.
01:46:42.000 Tim, do you think you'd ever go on?
01:46:44.000 What is that?
01:46:45.000 T-I-S-M?
01:46:46.000 What is that?
01:46:46.000 I have no idea.
01:46:47.000 I don't know what that is.
01:46:48.000 No, no.
01:46:49.000 It's very soon that he's going to get canceled.
01:46:52.000 MLK?
01:46:52.000 Yeah, definitely.
01:46:53.000 Come on.
01:46:54.000 Bro, do you believe in Dr. King's dream?
01:46:58.000 That, well, I do, but I don't think everybody else does.
01:47:00.000 That one day my four little children will be judged, not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character?
01:47:05.000 Sure, that'd be great to me.
01:47:06.000 Okay, that defies the law.
01:47:07.000 So you're saying we should judge him by the content of his character?
01:47:11.000 Martin Luther King?
01:47:11.000 Yeah.
01:47:12.000 We should definitely judge him by the content of his character.
01:47:14.000 But it's do as I say, not as I do.
01:47:16.000 Don't you know how that works?
01:47:17.000 The woke don't like Martin Luther King Jr.
01:47:19.000 Really?
01:47:20.000 They might lie and claim it because regular liberals will be shocked.
01:47:25.000 If you take Ibram X. Kendi, this famous woke, or Robin DiAngelo, and they went to a seminar with a bunch of run-of-the-mill liberal types and said they think that Dr. King was wrong, the liberals would go, whoa, whoa!
01:47:38.000 That's an affront to their worldview.
01:47:40.000 So they have to feign support for a colorblind future while advocating for a, you know, color vision, whatever, like a racially segregated future.
01:47:51.000 Wouldn't it be easier to just be honest and go, well, no, they want power and they believe they have the right to lie to steal it.
01:47:57.000 Jeez.
01:47:58.000 Yeah.
01:47:58.000 So that's why I ask liberals who are indoctrinated, I'll say, do you agree with Dr. King's dream?
01:48:03.000 And they say, yes.
01:48:04.000 And I specify his dream was specifically kind of character.
01:48:08.000 Then I say, how does what you are doing with racial segregation at colleges support Dr. King's dream?
01:48:13.000 And they get really angry.
01:48:14.000 Yeah.
01:48:15.000 Because they're fighting against Martin Luther King Jr.
01:48:18.000 Yeah.
01:48:19.000 They are fighting his vision and his dream.
01:48:22.000 I heard these stories from my grandparents, man.
01:48:23.000 I knew all about civil rights.
01:48:25.000 And I can tell you, these people absolutely were the bad guys back then and the bad guys today.
01:48:29.000 The only problem is, today, they've regained power and they're starting to win.
01:48:32.000 These are right-wing reactionaries.
01:48:35.000 The corporate Democrats are not authoritarian left.
01:48:38.000 They're not.
01:48:39.000 They pretend to be, maybe, but they're authoritarian, probably centrist or authoritarian right.
01:48:43.000 For the most part, they don't care about whether it's a corporation or a communism.
01:48:47.000 They care about command— They care about corporatism.
01:48:51.000 So they can claim to be somewhat traditional or somewhat progressive, but still just want to seize your rights, seize your guns, take away your speech.
01:48:58.000 And they want to rewind the clock to bring us back to an era of racial segregation and animosity.
01:49:04.000 And it's working.
01:49:05.000 They're doing it.
01:49:06.000 They're creating these racial affinity groups.
01:49:08.000 They're segregating people based on race at universities, and they're exacerbating and flaming racial tensions in this country.
01:49:14.000 They're doing it on purpose, under the guise of opposing racism, doing everything in their power to make more people racists.
01:49:21.000 So we're right.
01:49:23.000 In what regard?
01:49:24.000 In every regard of all the points that I've brought up.
01:49:27.000 These people that are crying racism are the ones that are racist themselves, right?
01:49:32.000 Not necessarily.
01:49:32.000 So, a lot of these people are blind zealots.
01:49:35.000 Okay, so they're tribal and they're jumping onto that bandwagon because they think it's the right thing to do.
01:49:40.000 And they're being led by the Democratic Party, which is the party historically of Jim Crow, segregation, racism, slavery, the Confederates.
01:49:48.000 We all know that, but people then look at that and go, well, no, they've changed this party.
01:49:52.000 That was a very clever strategy on the part of the Democrats.
01:49:55.000 They knew you're not going to win.
01:49:57.000 So let me ask you this.
01:49:58.000 I'm a good person.
01:50:02.000 Agree?
01:50:02.000 Yeah.
01:50:03.000 From what you know?
01:50:03.000 So far.
01:50:04.000 So far, so good.
01:50:04.000 There you go.
01:50:05.000 Okay, good.
01:50:06.000 That's all I needed to hear.
01:50:08.000 That's what the battle is for by people that are constantly under attack because we're made to believe that we're horrible people for saying the things we say or doing the things we do, which include taking care of our families, supporting people, making people laugh, starting positive communities, wanting to give back to communities.
01:50:26.000 How many people committed a hate crime against an Asian because of Dave Chappelle's joke where he mocked Chinese people?
01:50:31.000 None.
01:50:32.000 None.
01:50:33.000 No.
01:50:34.000 I guarantee you, and I try to avoid absolutes, but I am willing to bet a substantial amount of money that not a single person watched Dave Chappelle make fun of Chinese people and then got instantly filled with a blinding rage and then wanted to go commit a hate crime.
01:50:49.000 But what did Jay Leno say?
01:50:50.000 What did these other comics say?
01:50:52.000 Ellery Smith, this robot chicken writer, says that her joke about Pad Thai contributed to the violence.
01:50:58.000 No, it didn't.
01:50:59.000 Shut up, you egotist.
01:51:00.000 You think you're so important, so special, and so influential.
01:51:02.000 You are not.
01:51:03.000 You are some random teenager who said something dumb on the internet.
01:51:06.000 No one cares.
01:51:06.000 No one cares.
01:51:08.000 This is the lies they push.
01:51:10.000 And it's obvious when they don't criticize Dave Chappelle for it.
01:51:13.000 I can't.
01:51:14.000 It would offend delicate sensibilities of uninitiated liberals.
01:51:17.000 I did a show years ago called White Guys Matter and it was just white stand-up comics and it was satirical.
01:51:26.000 You laughed at it because you understand that it's a joke.
01:51:30.000 We matter!
01:51:31.000 We need jobs!
01:51:32.000 We matter!
01:51:32.000 And we went, I did it in Toronto on a night, hear nothing about it.
01:51:37.000 It's a Wednesday.
01:51:37.000 I talked to Mark Breslin, who owns Yuck Yucks, and I go, hey, for the Wednesday you want to do the show, White Guys Matter, because Wednesday's normally 20, 30 people.
01:51:46.000 This is back when I wouldn't draw that much.
01:51:48.000 He goes, all right, it's not going to help ticket sales.
01:51:50.000 Sure enough, two days before, people catch wind of it.
01:51:54.000 They're so upset.
01:51:55.000 Boom.
01:51:56.000 Show sells out.
01:51:57.000 People attack it.
01:51:58.000 He's a Nazi!
01:51:59.000 He's a right wing!
01:52:00.000 My grandmother was in the Holocaust.
01:52:03.000 That's just an argument you would use against Nazism.
01:52:07.000 And then, of course, without telling anybody, I donate all the proceeds to a black trans charity.
01:52:13.000 Without telling anybody.
01:52:14.000 But then if someone finds out, well he did that to cover up the... No!
01:52:19.000 It's just funny and good.
01:52:22.000 So why are they so judgmental?
01:52:24.000 When we're not.
01:52:26.000 We aren't judging them saying... They're bullies.
01:52:29.000 They want power.
01:52:30.000 They'll lie to get it.
01:52:33.000 There you go.
01:52:35.000 Well, I'll tell you this.
01:52:36.000 There are some people who are bullies, for sure.
01:52:38.000 And that's the weapon they're looking for.
01:52:40.000 That's why I was critical of Tucker Carlson when he ragged on Taylor Lorenz.
01:52:44.000 I'm like, dude, you want to criticize the tweet of a journalist, you cannot mention their name.
01:52:49.000 Explain a New York Times journalist said this.
01:52:53.000 Leave their name out, they'll still try and feign some kind of victimhood.
01:52:57.000 They need that.
01:52:58.000 They need conservatives to do this.
01:53:00.000 And for some reason, conservatives think they're fighting on an equal footing.
01:53:04.000 It's not.
01:53:04.000 No, they're fighting an uphill battle.
01:53:06.000 The rules don't apply to the left the same way they do to the right.
01:53:08.000 To the right, when they engage in name-calling and calling people out the way the left and the media does, it doesn't work!
01:53:14.000 It's worse.
01:53:14.000 You're giving them the ammo they're asking for.
01:53:16.000 They're cheering and laughing at you when you do it.
01:53:17.000 I don't- I don't name my enemies.
01:53:20.000 Ever.
01:53:20.000 Right.
01:53:20.000 Yeah.
01:53:21.000 You talk about the things they say, the ideas, or the institutions.
01:53:23.000 That's right.
01:53:24.000 Sometimes I'll name some people if they're in a powerful enough position.
01:53:27.000 Politicians I'll name all the time because it's civics.
01:53:30.000 All right, here we got, uh, TheBlackBlade says, Weird, I'm 39 and officially retired.
01:53:35.000 Have some ex-rollerblader love and get some new coping.
01:53:38.000 Bolt a new rail to the ground, add some vert to the halfpipe, and as always, keep up the magnificent work.
01:53:43.000 Hey, will do.
01:53:45.000 Artifices says, what do you think about the idea that creators add to attention commodification via donors and subs, also perpetuating the idea that it is impossible to do what you do due to market saturation?
01:53:58.000 What makes your opinion more valuable than anyone else's with similar experience?
01:54:02.000 I don't know.
01:54:03.000 I can talk really fast for a really long time and I make a ton of content.
01:54:07.000 That's it.
01:54:08.000 Probably it.
01:54:10.000 There's a lot of people I've watched their content and they can't talk as quickly and for as long.
01:54:16.000 I'm not even kidding.
01:54:17.000 I know, but it's funny to me that it's so simplistic yet it seems so difficult.
01:54:24.000 I talk fast.
01:54:25.000 I talk fast and I can talk forever.
01:54:28.000 I learned it because I used to do fundraising for nonprofits.
01:54:31.000 There's a trick.
01:54:31.000 There's a couple different sales techniques.
01:54:33.000 One of them is the slow hypnotic sales pitch where you don't let them leave and you talk really slow.
01:54:43.000 So when you have, and then there's eventually like, but then there's also the ultra fast.
01:54:48.000 Listen, I'm telling you, this is the most important thing in the world.
01:54:50.000 You're going to get your credit card right now.
01:54:51.000 We're going to sign this form because you are going to be changing the world.
01:54:52.000 You want to change the world, right?
01:54:53.000 Of course you do.
01:54:54.000 You already said yes.
01:54:55.000 I know you love it.
01:54:55.000 Martin Luther King raped me.
01:54:56.000 All right, Ben.
01:54:57.000 All right.
01:54:57.000 That's too much.
01:55:00.000 But yeah, so it's, you know, I used to do fundraising and it was talk really fast.
01:55:05.000 My pitch was usually the bing bang boom, you know, here we're gonna go and you make them go like whoa whoa whoa and then like definitely and then they sign up.
01:55:12.000 And you mix up sometimes the slow talk and the fast talk.
01:55:15.000 That would be great.
01:55:16.000 You get hit in the head with a rock or like an air conditioner falls down and bangs you on the head and you're like...
01:55:21.000 So as I was saying... Then they feel bad and they donate.
01:55:26.000 Yeah.
01:55:26.000 All right, Christopher Knoll says, shout out to DS Wilson and his new book Atlas Hugged.
01:55:31.000 Ebook for as little as $1.
01:55:32.000 You left libs will love his criticism of Ayn Rand.
01:55:35.000 Must read.
01:55:36.000 Could be Ian's presidential playbook, Defund the Fed.
01:55:39.000 Very cool.
01:55:39.000 Hey, interesting.
01:55:41.000 cap uh let's see cpl hillbilly that corporal hillbilly says north korea launched two icbms into the sea of japan today yahoo news told me so that's freaky man heard jim satala says hey aaron jim from florida here are you saying that Are you saying that two Wongs make a white?
01:56:01.000 IHW rules compound media is the free speech network.
01:56:05.000 I'm allowed to say that because I am part Asian.
01:56:07.000 Everybody has to know.
01:56:09.000 If Dave Chappelle can make fun of Asians, I can playfully join in and make fun of my own family.
01:56:15.000 He's part Asian too, I bet.
01:56:16.000 Yeah.
01:56:17.000 Yeah, sure.
01:56:18.000 Enough, I suppose.
01:56:19.000 Isn't everybody?
01:56:20.000 Well, I think I'm allowed to.
01:56:23.000 There's actually a really funny college humor bit where there's a panel of a full Asian, a half Asian and a quarter Asian, and they're judging mixed race Asian people and giving them permission to do certain things.
01:56:34.000 It's a really funny bit.
01:56:35.000 So like a guy walks in, he goes, I'm one sixteenth Asian on my mom's side.
01:56:39.000 When I'm eating at a Chinese food restaurant, can I order with an accent and use chopsticks?
01:56:45.000 And they're like, Yeah, we think that one's okay.
01:56:48.000 You're good to do it.
01:56:49.000 And then at the end, they're like, the, the, uh, are you really black panel?
01:56:53.000 A guy, a white guy walks in and he goes, my great great grandfather was black.
01:56:56.000 And they go, you're black.
01:56:58.000 That was the joke from college humor, I guess.
01:57:00.000 Like the Asians were arguing about it.
01:57:01.000 Yeah.
01:57:02.000 Brandon Savage says, Tim, five bucks says you can get Shane Gillis on your show.
01:57:06.000 Okay.
01:57:06.000 So beer might lock in the deal.
01:57:08.000 Yeah.
01:57:08.000 I'd love to have him.
01:57:09.000 That'd be great.
01:57:11.000 Garrett Norman says, Tim, did you see the Forbes article about the Biden administration asking the Supreme Court to ignore the Second and Fourth Amendment, written by Nick Sabella?
01:57:19.000 I did see that!
01:57:20.000 It's amazing!
01:57:21.000 That's where we're at these days, huh?
01:57:23.000 We didn't do anything to him.
01:57:24.000 It was entirely voluntary.
01:57:25.000 We were like, Luke don't leave!
01:57:25.000 Do to Luke have you poured any new concrete slabs lately?
01:57:29.000 I'd like some professionals to come and inspect your casa with some luminol love the show
01:57:33.000 Luke He abandoned us. We didn't do anything to yeah, we bagged
01:57:38.000 him voluntary. We bagged we were like And he was like I've had enough. I can't do it anymore
01:57:44.000 He said that the pressure was just too great, and that he was scared of greatness.
01:57:49.000 He was terrified, yeah.
01:57:50.000 His only choice was to run to the beaches of Florida and hide, because he realized that if he did stay on the show too long, that people would... he would have a certain responsibility.
01:58:01.000 You know, with great power comes great responsibility.
01:58:03.000 Too famous.
01:58:03.000 Yeah, he doesn't want to be too famous, and he doesn't want to be... he just couldn't do it.
01:58:08.000 Yeah, he was just too scared.
01:58:10.000 Yeah, the strain was too much for him to bear.
01:58:13.000 All right, Jonathan, I hope he's listening, by the way.
01:58:16.000 Jonathan Tremblay says, I work for Walton's.
01:58:18.000 We sell meat processing equipment and supplies.
01:58:22.000 We created Meatgistics to teach people to make awesome, is it MEST products?
01:58:27.000 Because it's in MEST, okay.
01:58:29.000 Meat products.
01:58:29.000 Well, it says MEST twice.
01:58:30.000 Oh, interesting.
01:58:31.000 Meat products.
01:58:32.000 If you get into hunting, Snid and want to learn.
01:58:36.000 All right.
01:58:37.000 And want to learn how to make awesome sausage and jerky.
01:58:39.000 I'd love to teach you and supply the needed equipment.
01:58:42.000 Very cool.
01:58:42.000 I don't know if I can get into that.
01:58:43.000 Maybe, uh, other people.
01:58:45.000 Ben Walker says, speaking of good comics, what are the odds we can get Tim Dillon and his producer Ben on here?
01:58:50.000 Always hilarious, but he's really been killing the game lately.
01:58:53.000 I think the issue with people like Tim Dillon is that these comics that are gaining anybody who's gaining too big of an audience too quickly has no reason to come on a show if they already have their own platform.
01:59:04.000 So, some people will, some people won't.
01:59:07.000 People get busy too.
01:59:08.000 We got one for you.
01:59:09.000 All right.
01:59:10.000 Rook says, Aaron Berg looks like great value Joe Rogan.
01:59:13.000 That's true.
01:59:14.000 I get that often.
01:59:15.000 Great value is a good one.
01:59:17.000 Great value.
01:59:17.000 Yeah, it's better than discount.
01:59:19.000 Right, right, right.
01:59:20.000 I like that.
01:59:20.000 Because, you know, great value is what's Walmart's brand.
01:59:23.000 Great value.
01:59:25.000 It's almost, you're a better value Joe Rogan.
01:59:27.000 Thank you.
01:59:29.000 Smirkin Fidel says Jay Leno was literally the ambassador for political correctness.
01:59:34.000 He's not short, he's vertically challenged.
01:59:35.000 Remember that line of comedy on The Tonight Show?
01:59:37.000 He ushered in the wokeness.
01:59:39.000 Really?
01:59:39.000 Wow.
01:59:40.000 Well, Jay Leno is another one of these late night, you know, talk show hosts.
01:59:46.000 Undead Neanderthal says, hey Tim and crew, love the show.
01:59:49.000 Can I get a shout out from my podcast, Land of the Shadow People, host by the Paranormal Pilgrim?
01:59:53.000 I like it.
01:59:54.000 Well, there you go.
01:59:54.000 Check that out, guys.
01:59:56.000 Bethany L says, would you guys consider discussing the breaking story about the Reddit mod?
02:00:01.000 Perhaps.
02:00:01.000 I don't know too much about it.
02:00:02.000 This is the mod that apparently is associated with like the Liberal Democrats in the UK.
02:00:06.000 And they were trying to cover up that they were involved in some really creepy goings-on.
02:00:10.000 So I guess they made a bot to just scrub her name from all the posts, which was super interesting.
02:00:15.000 Reddit as a corporation did.
02:00:16.000 Yeah, I think so.
02:00:17.000 Yeah, it's a little sketchy.
02:00:20.000 El Furious Strout says, Tim, you've inspired me to start creating music.
02:00:23.000 Yes.
02:00:23.000 I've recorded some concept vocals to a new song I'm writing called Power Grab.
02:00:27.000 It's on my channel now.
02:00:28.000 I look forward to the feedback.
02:00:30.000 Thanks for all that you do, IRL Crew.
02:00:31.000 Thank you very much.
02:00:32.000 Very cool.
02:00:34.000 Brandon Tom says, look at Tim denigrating Trump's masculinity based on outward traits alone, as if we don't revere little engines that could, Davids and Goliaths.
02:00:43.000 What about the masculine traits of always fighting for what's right and overcoming impossible odds?
02:00:47.000 Well, I think we did eventually get to the mentality of masculinity too.
02:00:51.000 Yeah, we did.
02:00:52.000 So all right.
02:00:54.000 Jack Herrera says, let's talk about the UFOs or the border crisis.
02:00:58.000 Maybe we'll get into that in the exclusive members only segment.
02:01:01.000 So again, make sure you're over at TimCast.com as a member and you're smashing that like button.
02:01:07.000 Miss Swagger Wagon says, as soon as your app is out, I'm canceling my YTP and joining.
02:01:12.000 Also, today is my Monday and I listen at work.
02:01:15.000 So I've binged three episodes today.
02:01:17.000 Keep on being dope.
02:01:18.000 Thanks to everyone.
02:01:19.000 I appreciate it.
02:01:20.000 So the new website is coming soon.
02:01:22.000 We're trying to make sure we roll it out perfectly so that no members are affected negatively.
02:01:27.000 And then we're going to have an app coming out shortly after that.
02:01:30.000 We still are going to have everything on YouTube.
02:01:31.000 So, you know, just so you know.
02:01:35.000 KeybladeMasterAndy says, it seems there is a lot of people in the chat that doubt you were ever homeless.
02:01:40.000 Care to elaborate?
02:01:41.000 Um, okay.
02:01:43.000 I was 18 and left my house because I was 18, and I went to go work at O'Hare for American Eagle Airlines.
02:01:53.000 And I had lived with my grandpa for a little bit.
02:01:54.000 Oh man, long story.
02:01:57.000 So my dad had an apartment.
02:01:59.000 He had already prepaid the lease.
02:02:00.000 He moved out.
02:02:01.000 So when I was 18, I moved into that studio with my brother and me and my friends hung out, but the lease expired eventually.
02:02:06.000 I then had nowhere to go, so my parents were like, well, you can live with your grandpa.
02:02:10.000 Lived with my grandpa for a little bit.
02:02:11.000 Started working for, this is when I was working at O'Hare Airport.
02:02:16.000 And then some family things happened.
02:02:17.000 My grandpa passed away.
02:02:19.000 And then I had nowhere to go.
02:02:20.000 In order to get to the airport, I had to live close enough to the airport because I had to be there by 5 a.m.
02:02:26.000 because my shift started at 5.30.
02:02:28.000 And then couldn't live with my family.
02:02:30.000 They wouldn't let me.
02:02:31.000 So I started sleeping in the airport.
02:02:33.000 I had a car.
02:02:33.000 I started sleeping in a car.
02:02:35.000 And then there was a period where my car had, you know, stripped tires at Long story short, there were a few nights I ended up sleeping outside.
02:02:43.000 Slept in my car for the most part over the period of a few months.
02:02:46.000 Slept at the airport for a little bit.
02:02:48.000 And then eventually just got sick of it.
02:02:51.000 Ended up quitting and then moving.
02:02:53.000 And it's actually, I think it's fair to say that I was hard homeless on and off for a short period.
02:02:59.000 And then I was sleeping on friends' couches homeless for an extended period.
02:03:03.000 That's the easiest way to describe it, I suppose.
02:03:05.000 Would you sleep in the front seat?
02:03:07.000 Uh, yeah, usually.
02:03:08.000 And I got a ticket once.
02:03:09.000 I had, I had left work and was like super tired cause I worked a double shift.
02:03:14.000 And so I pulled off on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere.
02:03:17.000 And it was like, I got to go to sleep.
02:03:18.000 I'm going to sleep here.
02:03:19.000 And a cop woke me up and gave me a parking ticket.
02:03:21.000 And I was like, I'm sitting here with the blinkers on and I don't care.
02:03:23.000 And I was like, great.
02:03:24.000 The poor get poorer.
02:03:25.000 Cause I can't afford to pay this.
02:03:27.000 And then, you know, a bunch of other stuff happened.
02:03:28.000 My license got suspended and man, talk about oof.
02:03:31.000 So bouncing around from different friends who would have me and uh, yeah, eventually.
02:03:38.000 Ended up how did I end up finding it?
02:03:40.000 Oh, yeah, eventually one of my friends let me crash in their pantry, which was big for a couple hundred bucks then from there I actually ended up in my own place and Then I had this like three-bedroom apartment with like seven people living in it So nobody paid anything that skateboarders do yeah, and then I moved to Los Angeles got a job made some money Finally got a real apartment, you know, I worked my way up from there.
02:03:58.000 I used to wash my hands with rainwater Living in my buddy's car Wow Glamorous.
02:04:05.000 David Murdock says, Hey Tim, you talk video games and zombies.
02:04:09.000 Real life drag queen Zayn Dimaj is zombie slayer extraordinaire battling mobs suffering a mind virus in Drag the Dead.
02:04:17.000 Third-person shooter now in development.
02:04:19.000 Counterculture.
02:04:20.000 Learn more at David Murdock Art on Twitter and Mines.
02:04:23.000 Cool.
02:04:24.000 Jordan N says, Trump may not be the most masculine, but it's hard to argue that he isn't an alpha.
02:04:29.000 He walks into a room and everyone instantly gravitates towards him and he tends to control the situation.
02:04:34.000 That is 100% true.
02:04:35.000 He is a dominating and imposing figure that people cannot give up.
02:04:42.000 So I don't know if you'd call it masculinity.
02:04:44.000 People are addicted to Donald Trump.
02:04:46.000 Period.
02:04:47.000 They loved him on TV.
02:04:48.000 They loved him for who he was.
02:04:50.000 Then when he was president, no one could shut up about him.
02:04:53.000 Everyone.
02:04:55.000 I'm gonna say this.
02:04:56.000 I think he exited with grace on that final day.
02:05:00.000 I was thinking that too, yeah.
02:05:02.000 Where he's just like, you're all special people.
02:05:04.000 I love you.
02:05:05.000 Goodbye.
02:05:05.000 And then he didn't do the football handoff whenever he just got in a plane and flew to Florida.
02:05:09.000 Yeah.
02:05:09.000 And then there was some Democrat guy who was like, It's, you know, he did a hypothetical.
02:05:13.000 He's like 1201 PM.
02:05:15.000 Donald Trump lands in Florida.
02:05:16.000 Black SUVs are racing down the tarmac lights, flashing.
02:05:20.000 They surround the plane.
02:05:22.000 Men in black suits, jump out guns drawn.
02:05:24.000 Donald Trump is finally being arrested.
02:05:26.000 And I'm like, these people, these people, it's blue and on man.
02:05:29.000 These people are crazy.
02:05:30.000 They don't go to jail.
02:05:31.000 These people.
02:05:33.000 All right.
02:05:33.000 Cirilio says, just came back after a 30-minute break.
02:05:36.000 Had to take time to talk to a friend about purchasing a handgun, because I'm nervous Biden will make it impossible soon.
02:05:41.000 Also, rising tensions have me worried.
02:05:43.000 Many thanks, pool crew.
02:05:46.000 3D-printed guns are here to stay.
02:05:48.000 I mean, it's just, there's nothing that can be done about it.
02:05:52.000 Ashley and Kea says, I love Compound Media Week on IRL.
02:05:56.000 Chrissy, then Berg.
02:05:57.000 Aaron, how soon till you ditch Geno and join Kumia?
02:06:01.000 Today.
02:06:02.000 I came on this show to make the announcement.
02:06:03.000 I am firing Gino Disconte.
02:06:05.000 I'm kidding.
02:06:06.000 Oh, snap.
02:06:06.000 I will not leave that.
02:06:07.000 No, Gino and I will be together.
02:06:10.000 I'm going to have to issue an apology after realizing this in the super chat.
02:06:13.000 They say, Wong Tan says, Tim, Aaron is a racist who co-hosts a show with racist Gino Disconte and racist compound media also owned by a racist vampire.
02:06:23.000 Oh, snap.
02:06:23.000 We're going to have to issue an apology over your appearance.
02:06:26.000 It's quite acceptable.
02:06:28.000 I would like to apologize to everybody.
02:06:32.000 Really helping it there.
02:06:33.000 there.
02:06:34.000 JT says, people who fear black guns and want them banned are just lashing out because of
02:06:39.000 their internalized white supremacy.
02:06:41.000 I love you Ian, stay amazing.
02:06:42.000 Thank you.
02:06:44.000 All right.
02:06:45.000 Jason Van Kirk says, Tim, there are 614 billionaires in the U.S.
02:06:49.000 and 18.7 millionaires.
02:06:51.000 Love the show.
02:06:51.000 Everyone keep up the good work.
02:06:52.000 And we should tax all of their money every single- I'm kidding.
02:06:56.000 But how about we all agree that the Hollywood and media ones, that's fair game, right?
02:07:01.000 We can tax all their money?
02:07:01.000 Yeah, I'm with you on it.
02:07:02.000 Conservatives and progressives alike, we agree?
02:07:05.000 Yeah.
02:07:05.000 That's the compromise.
02:07:06.000 Yes.
02:07:06.000 We can't tax all of the rich.
02:07:08.000 But we can tax the rich that the conservatives don't like.
02:07:10.000 Yeah.
02:07:11.000 Well, I don't think the leftists like these people either.
02:07:13.000 They don't like liberals.
02:07:17.000 Softshell Crab says, what do y'all think about overtime being taxed?
02:07:20.000 Should it continue to be taxed or not?
02:07:21.000 No.
02:07:22.000 Why not?
02:07:22.000 Because I worked with nurses and they would work extra hours and they would be like, it doesn't matter how much I work.
02:07:27.000 I'm just going to be moved up.
02:07:28.000 Like a tax, not a tax bracket.
02:07:30.000 You were telling me that, but it wasn't going to increase their pay enough that they were never going to see a single penny on how much they work.
02:07:36.000 Well, think about it this way.
02:07:37.000 If you, uh, Overtime is usually what, time and a half?
02:07:41.000 Yeah.
02:07:41.000 So that will offset any increase in your tax bracket if you go to a higher level.
02:07:45.000 But interestingly, if you are making $80,000 a year, I don't know what the exact tax brackets are, but let's just give a hypothetical.
02:07:52.000 You're making $80,000 a year, and they're like, OK, we're going to pay you an extra $5,000 raise.
02:07:56.000 We're going to pay you a 5% raise.
02:08:02.000 You know, so you get a certain percentage, but then that money is taxed an additional 5% because you went to a higher bracket.
02:08:07.000 You're not really necessarily going to see that raise, you know what I mean?
02:08:10.000 If they tax you on that number.
02:08:13.000 All right, let's see.
02:08:16.000 Janet Partridge says, 1972 produced some good free thinkers.
02:08:19.000 Cool guest.
02:08:20.000 Is that what, 1972?
02:08:21.000 That's your... What did they say?
02:08:22.000 You were born in 1972?
02:08:23.000 Yeah.
02:08:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:08:24.000 They say they produced some good free thinkers.
02:08:26.000 Oh, wow.
02:08:27.000 Oh, yeah.
02:08:27.000 The best.
02:08:29.000 Ben Walker says, get Tim Dillon on the show.
02:08:31.000 Yes or yes?
02:08:32.000 I think the question is whether or not Tim Dillon will come on the show.
02:08:36.000 Like, we have tons of people on the show.
02:08:37.000 We have, you know, all different types.
02:08:41.000 There's a lot of very, very famous people.
02:08:42.000 They're like, why don't you try getting, you know, Donald Trump on the show?
02:08:45.000 It's like, oh yeah, that's great.
02:08:46.000 Let me call Donald Trump.
02:08:50.000 Alexander Scarpecci says, President is the commander-in-chief and within the chain of command of the military and the protocol is to salute.
02:08:58.000 The vice president is not, but could still salute out of respect.
02:09:01.000 Well, I don't think she respects anybody.
02:09:03.000 Okay.
02:09:04.000 Ethan Sacco says, I'm a former Marine and all enlisted have to salute officers no matter what.
02:09:09.000 Officers can choose to salute back if they want.
02:09:11.000 We would all salute an officer individually to piss them off and make them salute back.
02:09:15.000 Well, there you go.
02:09:18.000 Cameron Luer says, can you talk about a convention of states?
02:09:21.000 It's super important and I think could help save this country for a while longer.
02:09:25.000 So many people don't know about it.
02:09:26.000 Article 5.
02:09:27.000 Well, there's a bunch of different articles, I guess.
02:09:28.000 Yeah.
02:09:29.000 There's different, uh, like the states can convene and change the constitution.
02:09:33.000 Really?
02:09:34.000 Yeah, you need a certain amount, I suppose.
02:09:35.000 Yeah, you do.
02:09:36.000 You need like two thirds or whatever, so 38 or something.
02:09:39.000 Jeffrey Person says Alexander the Great conquered the known world by controlling four institutions, school, religion, art, and media and entertainment.
02:09:46.000 Sound familiar?
02:09:48.000 People learn from histories, man.
02:09:51.000 Sunny James says, there's no selling point for the left, just fear and terror.
02:09:54.000 Right after a mass shooting, the left media likes, uh, left media like, and a Karen acting badly.
02:10:01.000 Please dox her.
02:10:02.000 Well, there might be some missing words in there.
02:10:04.000 The left just like pandemics, racism, and the fear for life.
02:10:08.000 The invisible enemy forever.
02:10:09.000 Who lives like that?
02:10:10.000 Crazy people, I suppose.
02:10:13.000 Goosey Goose says, kicked back with a glass of bourbon, listening to the show.
02:10:15.000 Keep up the great work guys.
02:10:16.000 Your friend, Goose.
02:10:17.000 Thank you very much.
02:10:18.000 Appreciate it.
02:10:19.000 Enjoy.
02:10:21.000 Slurms McKenzie says, Tim, been a fan since you had like 18k subs.
02:10:24.000 I'm from Winnipeg and am a full stack software dev.
02:10:27.000 Would love to get involved in what you're building.
02:10:29.000 However, I can remotely.
02:10:30.000 Remotely, of course.
02:10:31.000 How can I make this happen?
02:10:32.000 Cheers.
02:10:33.000 Well, uh, you can smash the like button.
02:10:36.000 But I don't think we're hiring anybody remote because there's so much that we need to do here on the ground in terms of physical infrastructure as well as building things out.
02:10:44.000 I'm not a fan of remote stuff I think people need to be around each other and share in a culture and ideas and help things grow and People who are in remote areas don't interact with anybody else and then it's like a it's like desynchronized, you know Let's do a couple more super chats here.
02:10:57.000 Let's see what we got Wapo of Epic says, according to Forbes, Biden administration urges Supreme Court to let cops enter home and seize guns without a warrant.
02:11:08.000 It's a violation of many amendments and fundamental human rights.
02:11:13.000 Gino Fass says, please don't ditch me, Tim.
02:11:15.000 I'm a website member.
02:11:16.000 I will not.
02:11:16.000 Thank you.
02:11:19.000 All right, what else we got?
02:11:19.000 We'll do a couple more.
02:11:21.000 Michael Ford says, look how successful you are now.
02:11:23.000 Think, you could have accomplished this in a... Could you have accomplished this in a communist country?
02:11:28.000 Keep up the great show, look forward to it every night.
02:11:31.000 I could have, because they would have seen my greatness and appointed me to the position of political speech... Propagandist?
02:11:37.000 Propagandist, that's right.
02:11:39.000 Talk about the glory of communist party.
02:11:42.000 Unendingly.
02:11:43.000 All right, let's see.
02:11:43.000 Last Super Chat, right here.
02:11:44.000 Mike Greff says, All women get guns, concealed carry permits, and training free from the government, even the physical disadvantage that they have.
02:11:51.000 What do you guys think?
02:11:52.000 I agree.
02:11:52.000 Universal health care.
02:11:54.000 The government should take over health care, everybody gets to go to the doctor whenever, and they also have to give everybody a gun.
02:12:00.000 Yes!
02:12:01.000 You get your choice.
02:12:02.000 I think, what do you guys think?
02:12:03.000 Should the standard firearm be a Glock or a 1911?
02:12:06.000 I'm leaning towards a 1911.
02:12:07.000 I like the 1911 now.
02:12:10.000 Yeah, I like the 1911.
02:12:11.000 And maybe a Springfield Armory 1911.
02:12:14.000 And then, but you also would have the choice between the handgun or the AR-15.
02:12:20.000 And so maybe, maybe they offer you up like a 5.56.
02:12:23.000 So the reason I propose this as well, The left wants something.
02:12:28.000 They want universal health care, and they think they're deserving of it because they think it's a human right.
02:12:33.000 The Constitution says the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, and conservatives want guns.
02:12:37.000 So the compromise is, okay, then you can have universal health care for everybody, including the conservatives, and the conservatives also recognize that you will get guns too.
02:12:46.000 Sounds great.
02:12:47.000 I'm in.
02:12:47.000 Everybody wins.
02:12:48.000 And we do this all with the money that we get from the millionaire movie stars.
02:12:52.000 That's right.
02:12:53.000 We tax all the Hollywood millionaires and billionaires, and we use that to fund healthcare and guns.
02:12:58.000 It would not fund either of those things, but sure.
02:13:01.000 Can I still tax the poor in my neighborhoods that I choose?
02:13:04.000 If they vote for you.
02:13:06.000 Thank you.
02:13:06.000 There you go.
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