On this week's episode, the boys are joined by special guest Ryan Long to talk about the results of the election, the ongoing protests in Europe, and much, much more! Also, Ian gets an injury.
00:01:38.000So because this is such a very serious and important topic that is life or death, we brought in Ryan Long to hang out with us.
00:01:46.000Thank you very much and before we even get into that there's some bigger pressing news is I have an injury because I was brought by Tim Pool to his skate park and I requested a skate park and then that's when he cracked out the razor scooters and soap shoes and he says he feels more comfortable in that avenue.
00:02:34.000Well, there isn't anymore after my injury.
00:02:36.000So, you know, it is kind of a joke that we bring in Ryan to talk about something very serious, but I gotta say, you know, it's probably better that we laugh, considering the world seems to be falling apart, you know, so we'll roll with it.
00:03:27.000but uh like so we have the it's happening with the crazy election now we have the it's happening with the covid lockdown and in europe like it's gone absolutely insane so before we get started smash the like button hit the notification bell we're live monday thursday at 8 p.m and let's just talk about what's going on man What's going on, Ryan?
00:03:55.000So, me personally, I'm waiting for a new, like, 11-year-old girl.
00:03:58.000Maybe if there's, like, a Greta Kovberg.
00:04:01.000That can tell us what to do because, you know, we knew what to do about global warming, but then now... Well, we didn't until she came along.
00:05:12.000So I went there, they had like Burning Man trucks, people were dancing, it was, you know, people were crying, they couldn't be happier, right.
00:05:18.000And they had a people had a bag of Cheetos, and they were putting them on the floor and then stomping them ceremonially.
00:05:24.000Like, yeah, to Cheetos, because the orange man was dead.
00:05:29.000And Just wasting Cheetos at that point.
00:06:17.000And there's nothing really anyone could do, so people try to make do and then they get called whatever, like, you know, murderers and all this sort of stuff.
00:06:24.000Is that people really calling them murderers in New York?
00:06:39.000And even if they do, they have these big leases, so they try to make a little bit of money by running a show, and then people shut it down.
00:06:46.000And that's why now, I think, even what you're talking about, they're just saying, you know what, we're tired of tricking people.
00:06:51.000Remember before, for a while, they would just tell us some bullcrap stuff where they go, oh, I remember all the articles that were like, you know, you actually look sexy in a mask.
00:07:01.000And then they showed a picture of Tom Hardy, and he'd be like, dude in a mask, looking sexy.
00:07:07.000And you're like, okay, well, that's Tom Hardy.
00:07:09.000And that's, that's kind of like what they were doing.
00:07:11.000And then, and then eventually, they're like, hey, we don't even have to lie to them anymore.
00:07:15.000We could just like, tell them to stay in their house, and that'll be the end of it.
00:07:19.000And then start berating and insulting them.
00:08:17.000But they're actually targeting the Jewish community pretty heavily in New York City.
00:08:21.000There's now a rumor that cops have binoculars and they're trying to look through windows to see if they can find people practicing a religious Jewish ceremony of some sort so they can come down on them.
00:08:31.000I'll tell you what the craziest thing to me is.
00:08:33.000That you could wear a cop uniform and tell people you're doing that?
00:09:52.000To put a tiny wrench in that theory, when they're targeting the Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn, that's not really, historically, the wealthy Jews in New York.
00:10:28.000I'm totally against it, and I'm pointing out how crazy it is that we actually have some kind of faux pseudo-fascism.
00:10:36.000And I say that because, first of all, the authoritarianism, the total lockdown and stuff is authoritarian.
00:10:40.000But the idea that the government is going to lock everything down, and it benefits these massive corporations greatly to the point where they consolidate power, It sounds very fascistic.
00:10:50.000Like, you know, Mussolini said, the merger of the corporation and the state, you know.
00:10:54.000And then you have the academic definition, which doesn't really apply, but it's fairly fascistic.
00:11:00.000Dude, you never have to... It's so much easier to just get people to root for what you already want them to do.
00:11:05.000Like, literally, right now, all these businesses are shutting down, and who's the number one person that's for it?
00:11:25.000So, and these people, I've seen so many people that are friends of mine that they're, they're so pro this, and then they kind of go the same, in the same breath.
00:11:32.000They don't have a problem with the hypocrisy that like Amazon's getting rich and all these companies, countries are, you know, companies are getting rich.
00:11:38.000It's sort of, but you'll see this so much.
00:11:40.000Like I just, uh, You know how there used to be like labor parties and now they all just kind of got woke and now they're essentially like elitist.
00:12:38.000Church of Scientology hired me to do a Scientology video about the right to marriage with my girlfriend who I wasn't married to, but that was a weird experience.
00:12:55.000There's a video out of Seattle where a bunch of construction workers are protesting socialists The socialists showed up to Amazon, and they're protesting Amazon, and it's like woke college students, you know, glasses, very typical, colored hair.
00:13:10.000And they're like, the working people, and then all of a sudden the construction workers start shouting them down.
00:13:14.000Like, these people aren't the working class.
00:13:17.000They're the bourgeoisie wearing a working class mask, trying to convince everybody that they're, you know, for the working class and for actual laborers.
00:13:25.000And they're literally, this is funny, the wokeness stuff, it's all HR department.
00:13:29.000So it's quite literally, the Democrats have become the political party of HR departments, managerial elites, wealthy bankers.
00:13:37.000The wokeness, it's because, oh no, we can't have none of that, you know, don't wanna get sued.
00:13:42.000It's like HR departments and students unite.
00:13:46.000Well yeah, and especially once they run out of actual targets, you find them, like if you look at some of the stuff that's been going on where they go, you know how J.K.
00:13:53.000Rowling's got cut down or whatever, right?
00:13:56.000Like, they would agree with her on 99.9% of stuff.
00:14:00.000And it was like, you don't comply for the extra 1% and that's kind of not enough.
00:14:19.000She's a big inspiration in the fat-gross community.
00:14:23.000She said that the fat-gross movement, people weren't fat and gross enough, and she was like, it got taken over by white chicks and they aren't even fat enough.
00:14:30.000Are you talking about body positivity?
00:14:38.000You go, yeah, this is helping anybody, you know, the fat movement isn't fat enough.
00:14:43.000That's what's really funny about like the COVID stuff and the lockdown is that there's not going to be a body positivity movement in a year.
00:14:59.000You know, maybe that's the real conspiracy, because I was reading that there's a conspiracy theory that the global elites are, like, faking everything because they just want to kill poor people.
00:15:07.000This guy hangs out with Alex Jones one day.
00:15:10.000I heard it from him, and I'm like, the real conspiracy is that they're anti-woke and they hate the body positivity movement, so they're like, how do we make Americans thin?
00:15:51.000They'll become more sedentary and they'll keep buying crap food with food stamps and just get sickly and fat.
00:15:57.000Yeah, but they're not gonna have jobs or money, so they're like gonna slowly start withering away.
00:16:01.000Well, even with, yeah, with the lack, with COVID sort of taking away people's jobs, it goes one way or the other.
00:16:05.000Same with Trump, you know, whether he's gone or whatever, he's not gone.
00:16:08.000It's like with that, when you take that stuff away, people either have to kind of be like, all right, let me actually get my life together now.
00:16:14.000Or they double down on like, okay, well, I don't have a job and I don't have food.
00:16:18.000I guess I can double down on my activism.
00:16:20.000Because activism has been in like, for the last four or five years, it's been, you know, this stuff's been an excuse for a lot of people to not have to do anything.
00:16:27.000Like, oh, I couldn't, you know, write that extra book.
00:16:55.000Remember 10 years ago when you'd see some white chick go to Africa and build a school and you'd be like, oh, people kind of rolled their eyes at that?
00:17:38.000I think a lot of people are going to have to figure out, you know, what their life looks like post Trump and, you know, post COVID.
00:17:44.000If you're like, if you're for the, you know, if you're with the government on COVID, you're with the, you know, government to corporations on, you know, what the, how people should treat each other.
00:17:52.000It's like, what is... I think, I think post Trump, there's going to be a lot of Trumpism.
00:18:40.000I like Kurt Metzger, he said this because he's like a Jehovah's Witness, and he says, the difference between the real religions and the fake religions is, or not the real religions and the bad religions, is you actually have to do their thing.
00:19:00.000If you're part of the woke religion, I imagine being woke and showing up to... You know what?
00:19:06.000Have you ever seen Silent Hill, that movie?
00:19:09.000It's a video game, but you've seen a part of it a few weeks ago.
00:19:12.000So there's a part where she goes down into this shaft and there's like, it's a horror movie, right?
00:19:18.000And there's a bunch of nurses and they're like very busty and attractive, but their faces are all bandaged up and they're like all twisted and they have knives.
00:19:24.000And if you make a single noise, they start swinging wildly with the knives.
00:19:27.000I imagine that what it's like being woke.
00:19:29.000It's like you're in there with them and you're like sweating and you're like, if I say one wrong thing, All of these women are just going to start swinging knives at me and like slashing throats.
00:19:53.000Because if you think about it, a lot of what's happening is, you know, you have a group of like chicks or whatever, and they'll be like, you know, telling people what they should want.
00:20:01.000Like, this is what you should think's hot.
00:20:02.000This is what you should want in a woman.
00:20:12.000It's like a guy that's poor being like, this is what you should like, and a guy and he's like living on the street and he's never had a job and he's smoking weed on your couch.
00:21:26.000Oh, there are substantially worse ones.
00:21:27.000I kind of, just to interrupt from the last point, it's kind of weird.
00:21:31.000I was thinking about this when people, a lot of people say, you know, especially with Gen Z, like Gen Z is more conservative, right?
00:21:36.000And it's, and it's so, yeah, but it's, the truth is like those words just got changed.
00:21:40.000You go, is it really the Gen Z is more conservative or is it that they're like, well, I know I'm not that.
00:21:46.000You know, so I think a lot of these words got changed and, you know, one of the things is more authoritarian.
00:21:50.000But if you actually look at what's being considered conservative, it's just that they've changed all the lines and all the definitions.
00:21:55.000So Gen Z is only a little bit more conservative in some areas, but they're very much on par with millennials.
00:22:02.000Gen Z is slightly more conservative in some areas than Millennials, but for the most part, it's pretty much the same.
00:22:08.000But that's serious, because every generation has been way more progressive than the last, except for Gen Z. Gen Z's kind of like, sort of shifted a little bit in either direction.
00:22:17.000And I think it's because the left doesn't have kids, and the right does.
00:22:21.000So I talked about this before, that in the 2000s, early 2000s, they said, Conservative families are having an average 2.01 kids per family, and liberals are having 1.7.
00:22:33.000And so, add 20 years, you have slightly more conservative Gen Z than you have of liberal.
00:22:39.000Well, that accounts for some of it, but there's also a ton of immigrants and stuff like that.
00:23:05.000And you go, I'm this, and you don't have to really do anything, right?
00:23:07.000So it's an easy thing to get involved with.
00:23:09.000Like UFC, if you're going to basketball or baseball, you need to know the stats.
00:23:13.000Whereas a lot of people can just pick a thing.
00:23:15.000So everything gets looked at through that lens.
00:23:16.000But I think more so, especially when you're looking at kids and stuff like that, a lot of it is a masculine versus feminine dynamic masquerading as a left-right dynamic.
00:23:28.000Sounds like something Jordan Peterson would say.
00:23:43.000But yeah, so, do you know what I mean?
00:23:44.000Like, there is, there's so much, all of this stuff where it's like, when you look at, like, freedom, safety, and all of the things that are manifesting themselves as left, right.
00:23:54.000Well, that's why it's interesting that 68%, and this is from, I think, a year or so ago from Pew Research, 68% of millennial women are Democrats.
00:24:02.000And then men are evenly split, like I said, probably because some guys are just, you know, not really Democrats, they're just predators, or they're just, you know, going after these women.
00:27:13.000He's certainly not super ripped, but the crazy thing to me is that they try and simultaneously have this narrative about Trump being this really awful, nasty guy, but also how he's really pathetic and whiny and crybaby and they show babies.
00:27:24.000This is a guy who called Rose O'Donnell a fat pig on TV.
00:27:32.000Yeah, they love to go at it like that.
00:27:34.000I mean, that goes back to the, you know, no problem having, you know, two different, two completely different points of view.
00:27:40.000It's kind of, we were talking about this earlier, but they were killing Scott Adams because he was saying, yeah, in the, when they did the Million March or whatever, people were like, oh, there was no one there.
00:27:49.000People were like, here's a bunch of pitchers.
00:27:51.000And they're like, look at this guy defending Trump.
00:27:53.000And it was like, What is your point even?
00:27:57.000Is your point that he doesn't have any followers and people are leaving him and no one likes him?
00:28:01.000Or is your point that he has tons of followers?
00:28:39.000But yeah, it's quite literally say something and be opposed to him, even if it's wrong.
00:28:43.000This is the craziest thing, because now what they're doing on Twitter is they're like, in Donald Trump's latest lawsuit, he says there's no fraud.
00:28:50.000And then all of them are like, oh, Trump's, you know, everything he said about voter fraud, disproven.
00:28:55.000And I'm just like, oh, this is one lawsuit.
00:28:58.000Out of a litany and this one lawsuit they're arguing against what they're calling Improper votes, and then they were like what's your point?
00:30:10.000But you know how much of a lies it is?
00:30:12.000Because, you know, with like, especially with the Hollywood people, I don't know if you saw, but so Chris Pratt, basically, kind of people were coming up because, you know, they've been saying like, who, you know, well, let's round up the Trump supporters, all this sort of stuff, right?
00:30:24.000And then Chris Pratt, I guess he's, he like voted Trump or whatever, right?
00:30:29.000So they made all these articles, like people that weren't in Hollywood.
00:30:32.000And then all these people in Hollywood who have been, you know, bounding the drum, doing the Grammy speeches came out and they go, Oh, we know, we know Chris Pratt.
00:30:39.000He's like a really good guy and this and that.
00:30:41.000And they go, Okay, so your friends are allowed to like Trump?
00:30:50.000All the Marvel people came out defending him?
00:30:53.000Yeah, whereas people are like, go cancel your parents.
00:30:55.000And I agree, your friends should be able to like whatever politician they like and you should be friends with, but I go, you can't kind of have it both ways.
00:31:01.000You can't yell at people and like participate in a system of telling people they're, you know, should cancel their parents and then at the same time, go back and be like, Well, except for Tom.
00:31:13.000And you know what my favorite one about him is, but they do this all the time.
00:31:17.000They go, and I'm not like religious or anything, but with him, they go, he participated in a hate group and he's parts of these hate groups.
00:31:32.000Do you think Trump's going to find a way to stay in the presidency?
00:31:36.000I mean, I think the odds are probably like what we were talking about before when you look because biggest betting odds, a lot of people will say to me, they go 80% like he's got, he's coming back.
00:32:59.000If you really think they're going to release the Kraken, and they've got all this evidence, and it's coming, and Trump's going to win, it's like, you just said it.
00:33:06.000Mortgage your house, put all that money down, right?
00:34:20.000What if, you know, on election night 2016, we had the slow motion breakdown as the states started coming in one by one for Trump, Trump's winning, and then the left slowly started losing their mind more and more.
00:34:30.000It's like that famous Young Turks video where he's like, we can still do it if we get Wisconsin.
00:34:34.000And it's like, Wisconsin, Trump goes, God dammit!
00:34:37.000It's like, what if we're seeing that, but like times 100?
00:34:41.000Where, and I don't even, I do not think the odds of this happening are 10%.
00:34:45.000I think it's like .001%, like really slim, but could you imagine what it would be like if they're all dancing in the street and stomping on Cheetos bags and they're, celebrate, pull off their masks and chugging champagne and handing it to each other, and then, a week later, One of the states is refusing to certify.
00:35:12.000So what happens like next week, there's some suit and it's like Philadelphia flips, you know, from some, you know, Giuliani's suit wins.
00:35:19.000And then the left goes, OK, well, I mean, Joe Biden still won.
00:35:23.000We're celebrating good times, you know, and then a week and a half later and then it's like Arizona and then Trump somehow pulls it off and it's this month long.
00:35:39.000You know, there's a whole industry, you know, built around this stuff.
00:35:42.000When I was, even the day that he won, like, you know that A lot of people in these activist organizations were that night looking at their baton and having a will-I-won't-die moment.
00:37:10.000Hey dude, I've been agreeing with you on this.
00:37:12.000We've been talking about this for a while, but I'm like, dude, when Trump got voted out of office, a lot of people's entire comedy career just got voted out of office.
00:38:09.000But I was also like, I'd run out of the way and pretend it was, I was just kidding around.
00:38:12.000But so the next day, after everyone, you know, had their fun, I went to the, I was just filming in Union Square the next day, and this is where they protest.
00:38:18.000They've been doing a protest against Trump every Saturday for the last eight months.
00:38:23.000A impeachment, you know, like get him out of the office, right?
00:38:26.000So I go and like mess with them a lot of times, but The day after, the day after he won, they were all still there and they were like, this is just the beginning!
00:38:34.000Joe Biden is still complicit in Islamophobia, transphobia, white supremacy, like they didn't even take the day off.
00:42:01.000They still have to write about Trump because it's that golden goose, but they are squeezing, they're strangling the goose, shaking it as hard as possible to get an egg out.
00:42:09.000And little golden dingleberries are falling out, and they're getting the story like Ivanka Trump farting, and this is where they have to write about Trump somehow, and the only thing they could find is this.
00:42:22.000After Trump is gone, they're going to be writing stories about Trump.
00:42:52.000Reminds me of the Family Guy joke where the news is like, you know, a plane crashed into a school.
00:42:56.000Like, here's what it would have been like if another, like, the plane didn't crash into a school, but here's what it would have looked like if it did!
00:43:01.000And then they show it anyway because, like, they need something to talk about.
00:43:05.000So, do you remember when Caitlin Collins was like, Trump has been silent for three days?
00:43:20.000Well, I've even noticed a difference in, like, when I make the... because the problem is, like, you know, these places had a boogeyman, and a lot of them were willing to be unprofitable.
00:43:31.000I mean, these ones we're talking about, they revived them.
00:43:33.000But there were some places, you know, like, you know, corporations that were still willing to, like, take the hit and almost go unprofitable.
00:43:39.000And it's a little harder to do that without the boogeyman.
00:43:41.000I've even noticed with my videos, you know, if people would, before, like, originally when you laugh at something, you'd be like, is this funny?
00:43:48.000Where now you go, is it on the right side?
00:43:50.000Okay, now I can decide whether to laugh or not.
00:44:06.000It's a comic, and they're like, Mr. Trump, are you ready to win tonight's debate?
00:44:11.000And then they lift him up, and he's really small, and they put him into a mech suit, and steam comes out, and then he straightens his tie, and then he goes bigly.
00:44:19.000You can make fun of Trump if you're actually making fun of him.
00:44:23.000Drawing a fat, sad Trump with tiny hands is not a joke.
00:45:03.000But the second part, the difference between like the right and the left humor is when you talk about, you know, things that were, you know, crazy jokes that when they talk about like even censorship, like crazy jokes on the right, crazy jokes on the left, things that you're like not okay with.
00:45:16.000The difference is when you're talking about the right, it's like a guy yelling it on bit shoot for like 40 people to hear.
00:45:22.000When it's on the left, it's like this is Netflix special.
00:45:25.000Yeah, or like, you know, dove soap or whatever, right?
00:45:27.000So I think that's why one's a little more aggressive.
00:45:30.000Institutional power versus some random guy.
00:46:55.000But if I was to be like, look at their general, like, I can barely speak, everyone would be like, ah!
00:47:00.000You just described what Michael Malice was explaining the other day on the show about the Soviet Union, where he said that, you know, some American was explaining you could go into the Oval Office, pound on Reagan's desk, and say, I think Reagan is doing a terrible job.
00:47:14.000And then the Soviet guy was like, oh, you can do the same thing in the Soviet Union.
00:47:17.000You go to the Red Square, you hang at the table, I think Ronald Reagan is doing a terrible job.
00:47:23.000Is it kind of weird that we're comparing the Soviet Union to these people or these people to the Soviet Union?
00:47:31.000It all like, yeah, and it all boils down to kind of the, you know, what you think the purpose of comedy or what, but they want to collect all these properties, right?
00:47:41.000And I think it was music's a little easier of a sell.
00:47:43.000Because if you're a singer and they go, okay, you can't sing about this and you go, Whatever, the music, the lyrics are one part of it, but really it's like my songs are still the same and I can kind of be the same.
00:47:56.000But with comedy, unfortunately, like you're speaking, so I think comedy gave itself up a little harder, so they had a harder time collecting that property, where they collected the universities, they collected music, they collected advertising, and I think comedy was a little harder for them to scoop up, which is why it became such a contentious issue.
00:48:12.000Comedy is one of the most powerful tools in opposing authoritarianism.
00:48:15.000That's why they hate it, and it's so hard for them to conquer.
00:48:19.000If they want their lockdown or whatever, comedy is making fun of things all the time, and it depowers a lot of the stuff.
00:48:27.000It takes power away, it ridicules, it makes it seem weaker, in a sense.
00:48:31.000That's why making fun of things works.
00:48:36.000If you have a top-down authoritarian culture, What's the one thing everyone can get if you tell a joke?
00:48:42.000So, like, you're in, you know, the Soviet Union, and everyone has a problem with hot water, and you make a joke about hot water because it's relatable to everybody and they all laugh, they get mad at you because they're like, you're criticizing us and the authority in the system.
00:48:56.000I don't see how they're gonna be able to get through, you know, like this wokeness.
00:49:00.000I don't see how it gets past the Constitution.
00:49:02.000Well, it doesn't, but the demands on certain levels of speech are too debilitating, like I said.
00:49:09.000Like, there's certain things you go, hey, if you're gonna run a company, you run ads, you gotta say this, and they go, okay, whatever, it doesn't really change us fundamentally, we're selling t-shirts or whatever.
00:49:16.000But if you say this about comedy, which is essentially noticing trends or, you know, noticing sociological, you know, let's say I noticed that one group does this and one group does this and they go, yeah, but you're not allowed to do that anymore.
00:49:29.000So it's like the demands on, you know, speech oriented fields, like what you do of talking four hours a day or whatever.
00:49:36.000Like, all these demands are, like, debilitating to what you're doing, so that's why it's, like, harder for them to collect those, which is why those are always the linchpins that they try to take care of, right?
00:49:45.000Whenever, like, authoritarianism comes down, it's, like, always first we want to get rid of, like, jokes about the wrong things, and we want to get rid of observations about the wrong things.
00:51:42.000Well, I mean, listen, if you were in, let's say, Saudi Arabia, and they go, the one guy you can't talk about is this.
00:51:49.000Like, if you were 10 years old, and you're like, you know, you make a little joke about that guy, that's the funniest person to make a joke about.
00:52:12.000then we don't do it. But that's it. Yeah. No gay show. Dude, you watch the old episodes and I'm
00:52:18.000like, there was a joke. We were just watching a rerun and Peter said something about, you know,
00:52:23.000they do the callback jokes. And he was like, that was like the time that I was helping the band Huey,
00:52:28.000Lewis and the Jews. And then the guy, you know, the song, we don't need money.
00:52:32.000And then the band members go, we quit and they walk out.
00:52:35.000Like that joke is like, by today's standards, could you tell that joke?
00:52:39.000Like that's cancelable, but it's on TV every day on numerous channels.
00:52:44.000Well, I think, you know, people always just make their changes.
00:52:46.000Like a lot of people, kind of the same way that people are moving to different places right now with the COVID, people are making their changes.
00:52:53.000And if you look around, you know, people like you have started their own thing and everyone's kind of been making moves.
00:53:00.000Based on, you know, what they say you can and what you can't do, but I do all those jokes in comedy clubs.
00:53:05.000You know, I say aggressive stuff, but there's that rung where YouTube's gonna be like, you're done.
00:53:10.000I guess the issue is, is the mob gonna notice you?
00:53:14.000Because what'll happen is these clubs are probably gonna be like, hey man, look, I don't think there's anything wrong with your jokes, I just can't afford it if they come and start throwing stuff, you know what I mean?
00:53:57.000But it's not that, it's like, they'll take your TV shows away, they'll take all that stuff.
00:54:02.000But the comedy club is the one place it's hard for them to take except for a very few things.
00:54:08.000Yeah, the bigger issue I think is like people, I guess people might assume it's more nefarious in a lot of ways, like I'm sure even when it comes to TV shows getting cancelled or something like that, the dude who's like at the network isn't going like, how dare you say that, we're banning you, he's probably going like, I'm really sorry this is happening man, but...
00:54:41.000Like a lot of these people, but I'm not trying to be mean, but like something happened where in, there was a period where like Seth McFarlane knew stuff.
00:54:48.000Like, you know, you know, he has a family guy joke where Stewie's running naked through the mall going, I just escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement.
00:54:54.000And then he made a joke about Harvey Weinstein.
00:54:57.000So people were always making the joke like, what did Seth MacFarlane know?
00:54:59.000Because apparently he was supposed to be on a plane.
00:56:29.000When it comes to nudes, it's about being factually correct.
00:56:32.000And I think, I'll tell you, there's this phenomenon that we see in skateboarding, that we've all, like, me and, like, all skateboarders know this.
00:56:40.000It doesn't mean, like, it doesn't mean what people think it means, it means quite literally you're paid to skate, you just don't have your own signature model.
00:56:47.000Amateur skateboarders are insanely good, like some of the best skateboarders in the world.
00:56:51.000Once they sign that pro contract, their skill level drops substantially.
00:58:02.000I mean, I would write two hours in the morning, and then I would do my newest ten minutes then, and then I would chisel that down for the sex show, and then I would chisel it down, and then at the end of the show, I'd have maybe a new, like, twenty seconds, and then the next day I'd do the exact same thing.
00:58:23.000It's the equivalent of you could say that like a runner or like a weightlifter is like doing the exact same thing, but you're kind of tweaking it and it's a little different.
00:58:30.000I mean, it depends on how you look at, you know, training.
00:58:32.000You know what makes this job easy for me?
00:58:34.000Even though I do like four hours of talking a day is that I'm saying something different.
00:59:10.000If that's the most important thing, then who cares about all the other stuff?
00:59:13.000I mean, you sound like a guy, I mean, we've even talked about this before, that when you were younger, you were like, I wanted to be a journalist.
00:59:19.000And you were willing to- Oh, I didn't.
00:59:21.000Well, remember, this is what you said, that you put your own money in, you sent yourself overseas, you started doing stories, correct?
00:59:31.000What did I say, when you were younger?
00:59:33.000When I was 26 and started doing this, it wasn't so much about being a journalist, because I had no aspirations for journalism or anything like that.
01:00:21.000It's like when you're skateboarding, there's a million things you could do in the skateboard community, but like spending five hours a day, like perfecting one trick.
01:00:30.000The easy part is going and making commercials, doing, you know, endorsement deals, like hanging out, doing interviews, whatever, all that stuff.
01:00:38.000So back to the original point as to why we're talking about being lazy is that you mentioned these 55-year-old guys have essentially become lazy.
01:00:45.000I could imagine when... Yes, I think so.
01:01:41.000And it's like he's just gotten so lazy with it that it's like two months after something happens, he talks about it.
01:01:47.000You know, like woke culture and cancel culture.
01:01:50.000It's like, I'm glad you're calling out this authoritarianism and this weird PC culture, but dude, you're talking about stuff that's months old.
01:02:02.000And unfortunately, how it works is people like you, I guess, would be like a rung under that.
01:02:06.000And what they do is they look at you guys and it's like, oh, when it works for the under rung underneath them, And then there's an ecosystem that goes below, right?
01:02:16.000You'll watch the same thing with Dave Chappelle or people like that.
01:02:20.000Watch what the comics that are the top young people in the clubs are talking about.
01:02:24.000Two years later, that'll be in Chappelle's special.
01:02:27.000And unfortunately, eventually, you get to have that position and then you can be like, What's going on down there?
01:02:35.000Pluck, I'll talk about that, because you're not in the clubs, you're not in the mix, you're talking to the people, right?
01:02:41.000So that's why someone like Joe Rogan, he's kind of older, but he's still super relevant, because he's still in it, right?
01:02:46.000He's still having guests on, he's still reading all the news, he's in it.
01:02:50.000The reality is, there are some political commentators that are high profile, been on TV for a long time, that I think probably should have retired a long time ago, and they're phoning it in.
01:02:58.000They're like, salary's good, the ratings are good, just you write it up, I'll read it, and then I'm going home.
01:03:03.000I think Howard Stern still has another 20 seasons in him.
01:03:33.000To be controversial, it's kind of a young man's game in a lot of ways, right?
01:03:40.000So when you're 60 years old or 70 years old, do you really want everyone yelling at you and all that stuff?
01:03:45.000You're like, but again, and then there is something to be said about that when you're at that age, like maybe just step outside and do a David Letterman style.
01:03:52.000Maybe you don't have to insert yourself, but like to kind of insert yourself and then to take the easy take.
01:03:57.000It's like someone like Howard Stern and that's where the Sacha Baron Cohen's and Stern.
01:04:00.000It's like they kind of go, they take the side of, you know, what mainstream culture is.
01:04:04.000And it was like, Everything that you're saying right now would have made anything that you've done your entire career, you know, not available to do.
01:04:10.000Like, Sacha Maron Cohen kind of went on, you know, all these news outlets and he was doing like a speech for the ADL and he goes, you know, we need to stop anti-semitism and all this stuff.
01:04:25.000Satirical, mind you, but if you were to put that on Facebook right now, if Ryan Long, me, had a new video that's coming out, one of my Monday videos, and it's Throw the Jew Down a Well, and it's a bunch of people singing that, it would be taken down in one second.
01:04:37.000So it's kind of like, there's this hypocrisy, it's like, well, yeah, those rules don't apply to you now, and it's, they always want to kind of, you know, pull the rug out for people behind them, and I think, a lot of people, I just don't think they even see the hypocrisy.
01:04:48.000You know that he did get censored on Facebook, though.
01:05:37.000So it's like he's trying to be, because these people don't have principles.
01:05:41.000Sacha Baron Cohen should be the one mocking the authoritarian ivory tower elites.
01:05:46.000He was supposed to be- But he's one of them now, so how?
01:05:50.000He's making these movies, you know, he's married to- he's in the club, he has to see- and I get it.
01:05:54.000Like, even as a comedian, it's like, if I was living in LA, and then I go and see all these people, and I was doing my podcast, I would be like, you know what this- and I go, heck, I kind of spent an hour talking to that guy yesterday, like I just feel kind of, like what am I, that guy?
01:06:10.000No, the trick is you have to do what South Park guys did, you have to kind of stay out of it.
01:06:14.000As soon as you stay, as soon as you get it, as soon as it's all your friends, now you're just doing what politicians do, where you have to go out and pretend and then you meet them again and you go, you know, this is all just an act.
01:06:23.000But it's hard to be real and be truthful when these are your friends.
01:06:42.000We're friends, but it's fun to argue things when we do.
01:06:46.000I mean, that's why comedians, a little bit, you'll see comedians a lot of times say, we have a code, I won't make fun of comedians.
01:06:53.000And one of the reasons is because you have to see them every day.
01:06:56.000You know, it's like, how do you go make fun of someone and then show up at work and they're there and you've started a whole internet campaign?
01:07:02.000You'd be like, yo, what the hell, dude?
01:07:46.000It's like, this is just what's around them.
01:07:47.000They go, hey, if you do this, you're one of the good guys.
01:07:49.000And then you go, also, it does kind of screw over people, but you don't even see it like that.
01:07:53.000You kind of, one of the things that kind of drove me nuts is there are some people that were, you know, whether they're comedians or they go, there's this new thing where it's almost like they're trying to extend an olive branch against cancel culture where they go, you know, we need to make a path for redemption.
01:08:07.000And I get the message sounds good where you go there needs to be a path for redemption for people that have you know said the wrong things or done the wrong things and everyone goes yeah see this is how we need to treat people but and it's core it seems nice but you go who made you judge and jury for what are the right opinions and it's just include like a lot of their premises are just included that they have all of the right opinions and takes and you know lifestyle things and then and you're wrong and you go Or, option two, is maybe we're allowed to have different opinions, and I don't need to be put in the corner of the bad guys, and then you allow me to come in.
01:08:44.000Like, that's church language, you know?
01:08:48.000Parler's taken off, and conservatives are joining like crazy, and it's really funny when I see these leftists and liberals making fun of it.
01:08:53.000I'll see them on Facebook all the time, and they'll say like, you know, what do they call it, Mindspace?
01:09:41.000I mean, you know, this is the problem in general with, you know, entertainment and all sorts of things, is that, you know, the free speech becomes like a right wing thing.
01:09:50.000So there's these left wing, you know, networks and stuff like that.
01:09:53.000So the right wing networks go, oh, we'll be like the free speech network.
01:10:04.000Like, I want to go, when I talk to these TV networks that are, you know, you look at their thing and it's all Trump's the worst and I'm not really interested in being part of that, but then, you know, you go to these other places and they're like, we agree, you can say whatever you want, but like, nothing bad about Jesus and also Trump kind of rule.
01:10:18.000What you want is a TV network that says, I don't even know what these guys are doing, but the kids seem to like it.
01:10:26.000They go, I don't have a political opinion.
01:10:28.000This is what it, you know, and there's a bit of that at these streaming services, but that's what you need.
01:10:33.000A Twitter that is started by someone that says, Hey, I also don't have a big parlor account.
01:10:37.000I'm not trying to like build my profile in conjunction with this new platform.
01:10:42.000You know, the challenge is, what happens when your ISP or your server hosting company or your hosting company or whatever comes to you and says, look, dude, we got nothing against you, we think it's really great you're doing this site, but you've got these people posting this stuff and it's bad for our business.
01:11:01.000They're posting pro-Hillary stuff and it's really bad for our parlor crowd.
01:11:07.000People think it's more nefarious, like the woke lawyers show up from Google and they're like, you better take that down or we're gonna ban you.
01:11:17.000No, it happens, you get a phone call like, dude, they're attacking us, they're threatening us, they're going after my family.
01:12:20.000So why don't I try to get rid of that?
01:12:21.000It's like, well, because you're based on that.
01:12:24.000And now you're just in the, they all go that same route.
01:12:26.000The solution is, is a, uh, uh, an upper level and a lower level where when you log in your default on the, um, moderated space, if someone posts a racial slur, they get knocked down to the basement.
01:13:14.000I guess the bigger problem, they say, is advertisers don't want to appear next to this stuff.
01:13:18.000And so I'm like, alright, here's what you do.
01:13:21.000Hire a guy to stand next to a Coke billboard screaming racial slurs and obscenities and then film it and say, Coke, why are you supporting this?
01:13:51.000The two-tier system sounds good, or if, you know, someone that just wasn't ideologically driven, because that, like, really doesn't exist in the social media sphere.
01:14:00.000I mean, you might say, like, Zuckerberg's the closest, potentially, that, you know, he kind of seems to be trying to play both sides, and maybe he outwardly does one thing, but he still has an ideological, like, employee base that works one way.
01:14:14.000I mean, a lot of people want the government to get involved, but it's like, you know, they just sort of do the same thing.
01:14:28.000And then Jack's confused at the time because he's nothing to do with Twitter for the most part, and he's just like, Um, I think we're trying to create- He barely got out of his bed!
01:14:38.000That guy didn't even have a microphone.
01:14:40.000He was like on the toilet taking that like Congress meeting.
01:14:44.000And then, look, these things are just, it's fake.
01:14:46.000They're not gonna do anything about it.
01:17:12.000I don't agree with giving someone's property away to someone else because you don't like what they're doing.
01:17:15.000I think we can break them up or, breaking up to incentivize more market competition or regulate them to incentivize more market competition or something.
01:17:22.000Neither of those would incentivize competition though.
01:17:26.000The problem right now is that whenever a new platform pops up, CNN and these woke leftists attack it with, like, terroristic campaigns.
01:17:35.000Threatening people and their kids and trying to cancel people so they panic and they shut it down.
01:17:39.000You need, like, 7,000 new networks at once.
01:17:42.000So, we actually saw people get banned from, like, Google seized the DNS, the actual domain name of, like, I saw an article on the topic of the crazy articles.
01:17:53.000will not name but like the big companies just do whatever they want.
01:19:16.000Yup, yup, the pillow fights, and they're just like, they're spraying champagne everywhere.
01:19:21.000And then they do these hearings where they pretend they actually care.
01:19:24.000We gotta get him out of there because I'm starting to feel like the French Revolution was pretty violent and bloody, and I'm feeling like it's headed towards that if we don't get these people out of that position.
01:19:34.000First of all, we don't want anything bad to happen.
01:19:36.000No, I don't want those people to get hurt, but they're doing nothing and angering people.
01:19:40.000The left is showing up to people's houses with mock guillotines.
01:19:44.000Like, we're getting to that point where the left is losing it.
01:19:46.000We have to fix the system before it goes crazy.
01:19:47.000I was kind of always saying that was one of the best ones with the censorship stuff, because, you know, when they go, oh, this person said the wrong thing, and then you'd see, like, I'm like, you've written hang the landlords on your, like, wall.
01:21:53.000You start farming, you start doing chores from sunup to sundown, congratulations, welcome
01:21:58.000to doing hard labor all day every day.
01:22:00.000And it works because they screen people and find people who actually like doing hard work,
01:22:04.000and they have fun and they sing songs at night and they hang out and then they work together
01:22:07.000in the day and they enjoy themselves, they enjoy gardening, they enjoy building.
01:22:11.000The problem is, you know why they screen people?
01:22:14.000Because they don't want pseudo-college-educated fake socialists who are like, actually, I'm the managerial elite who's gonna help you run this effectively.
01:22:32.000Will you mind tilling the field for three weeks straight, sunup to sundown, no days off?
01:22:37.000A lot of people right now are sort of, because it is hard to get rid of like a culture of everyone has something to say and everyone's meddling with the managers when you start it.
01:22:46.000But you have to kind of, you have to start it like that, you know, not hire the people that are that.
01:22:50.000Yeah, you have to find people from the get go that kind of like agree with your vision and I remember when we were, you know, me and Matt at The Hard Times, we were filming, and a lot of times when we'd hire people, we'd kind of look at their Facebook, you'd look at this, and you'd go, you know, what is this person's priorities, you know?
01:23:07.000Are they posting about cinematography that they did and filming, or are they posting about people that they're mad at, and this and that, and maybe a problem with their last boss, and you can find out pretty quickly right now if someone's, if the job or, you know, whether it's Their hobby or broadcasting is how important of that is on their like hierarchy of beliefs.
01:23:51.000So I actually was trying to hire someone to do lighting and I have a friend who runs a production company and they're like, they don't want to do lighting for you.
01:24:20.000If you're willing to be normal and chill and you don't mind, then that's the kind of person that I'm interested in having a conversation with or working with.
01:24:28.000If I put out like, here's a, I would like a job, not a single crazy woke person's going to apply for it.
01:24:57.000Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act protects people on a bunch of things.
01:25:00.000It protects people based on religion, right?
01:25:04.000That's interesting because, you know, we have a separation of church and state.
01:25:10.000It's informal for the most part, but we don't have a separation of state and ideology.
01:25:16.000So these woke people are putting their psychotic beliefs, injecting it into the system and forcing it upon people, and it's getting creepy, but it is very much a religion.
01:25:23.000But you can discriminate against them, can't you?
01:25:27.000Ideology is not a protected class, so I can literally put up a sign saying, like, woke and need not apply.
01:25:31.000Well, I mean, it would be hard for you to... I think you'd have to find a way to classify that, and once you classified it, I think you'd be in trouble if you said, oh, someone... If you put it on paper, sure, but if you put it on paper, they'd be like, what does that mean?
01:25:46.000It's like, oh, they support Black Lives Matter.
01:26:04.000If they came in and said they were this woke authoritarian intersectionalist or whatever, or they were obviously like a woke SJW type, I'd be like, you need not apply.
01:26:14.000Yeah, I mean it is a waste of your time if you want to start telling me how to run the company as opposed to doing your job.
01:26:17.000It's like, your job is going to be to do this.
01:26:21.000If you're going to start getting involved in like, you know, if you're going to spend 90% of your time being like, hey I just was doing a survey of the people you hired and it's only 40% women and 60% guys, you go, well that's actually not, like, we didn't hire you to do an audit of our company's employeeship.
01:26:36.000Well, first of all, My company is a minority-owned company.
01:27:19.000I hired, I've said this before, but I said that on my show, I hired like, when I was doing my TV show in CBC in Canada, I hired all these, you know, a lot of minorities, like Amish Patel, Natisha Gujji, even though there was far more talented white people, but that's the kind of guy that I am.
01:27:36.000This guy, this guy's got all our numbers with the funniest joke of the night.
01:28:55.000You know how hard, probably, it is to do what you do.
01:28:57.000It's like, if you were starting to feel like, you know what, this is a lot, you go, okay, maybe it's time to, you know, I'm the 50-year-old playing basketball still, it's maybe time to- Taking- You can do other things, you know?
01:31:18.000There's another, I believe it's the Peter Principle, there's another one where it says that The founder of the company can only hire people who are less driven and less talented than he is.
01:31:28.000And so it creates a downward slope effect where a founder is driven and smart and comes up with an idea and starts a company, then hires, you know, his commanders who aren't the same as him.
01:31:39.000Because look, if you're a founder of a company, you can't hire another founder because they're founding their own company.
01:31:43.000So you find the next tier of people, then they, as the commanders, are looking for people who can manage menial tasks, and then higher down, and higher down, and higher down.
01:31:51.000And then eventually you have a bunch of people who are really bad at, like, who are not very smart, not very capable, and just do menial tasks.
01:31:57.000And then the founder, when they want to, so you end up with a Bill Maher, and he says, okay, I'm gonna phone it in from now on, and tells his, you know, underlings.
01:32:04.000But he doesn't have another, you know, like a CEO mentality.
01:32:08.000The people who take over to write the scripts are nowhere near the talent and drive that he had when he was at his peak.
01:32:33.000And so, if he can't get someone like you, who you've definitely got your finger on the pulse, your bits are all funny, topical, extremely funny.
01:32:39.000I know exactly what you're talking about.
01:32:42.000It's like, with editors, this is why it's so impossible.
01:32:44.000People go, you know, and it's one thing, maybe something like this, but with real comedy, great comedy, you go, the same...
01:32:52.000For someone to be a great editor, they're probably, like, usually very funny, they usually have a good on the pulse, they kind of get culture, you know, they get timing, and they get, like, music, and all these things, and, like, that type of person's usually pretty good with people, and why would they ever in a million years want to be an editor?
01:34:56.000He brings, you know, he's a mirror of all these people.
01:34:59.000What if, like, when this is all over, it's like the SNL stage, and Trump comes out, and then all the journalists come out, all the never-Trumpers, and they, like, raise their hands, and they smile.
01:35:26.000It wasn't Alec Baldwin, it was the fourth Baldwin.
01:35:31.000Here's a question I have for Trump supporters.
01:35:33.000Would you accept Trump leaving the spotlight permanently, never to be seen from again, if he took all of the woke resistance journalists and never Trumpers with him?
01:35:41.000And they were all just all their Twitter accounts just it's like you could do a really funny movie where it's like someone wakes up it's like and he looks at Twitter and they're all gone like every single one of them and just like what the world would be like with none of them if it never happened no just like just one day it's like you have you seen um uh the movie yesterday The guy's riding his bike, and then he gets hit by a car or something, and then right when he hits the ground, there's a power outage around the world that erases the Beatles.
01:37:45.000And then now every protest you go to, there's like 700 Trump listens to Nickelback signs.
01:37:50.000it's like wow you're so original like you made a sign someone else made it's a funny joke huh but that's like so much of what we see with these protests like harry potter references oh it's like reading read another book is that is that it you like watch the harry potter movie did you even read the book probably not it'll be like trump is voldemort Here we go.
01:38:30.000And you're like, I don't know if you get to do that anymore.
01:38:34.000So it's hard when someone's tried to be like the puritanical authoritarian for the last four years and they've been mad about everything and then they come out and they try to be goofy now.
01:39:00.000They didn't want to step on the twig, man.
01:39:02.000Jack Murphy was talking about being terrorized by their own political party or by their peers into behaving a certain way.
01:39:08.000Yeah, all that stuff with like, don't judge a book, like, you know, you shouldn't judge people.
01:39:12.000A lot of it's so funny because, you know, I talk about this a bit on stage, but they have this idea that be like, Oh, just because someone's, you know, dressed like a convict doesn't mean they've been in jail.
01:39:22.000And you go, that's the reason we have a brain, you know, the stereotype and these different things and to use data.
01:39:28.000Like, and I used to say, if you're walking in an alley and there's like an old lady or like a bunch of thugs, like holding guns and you go, you know, don't want to judge.
01:40:13.000This was like, you know, 14 years ago or whatever when this went down, or 13.
01:40:16.000And I remember talking to somebody about the area, because now it's getting better, and they said, it used to be that if you saw a dude walking towards you, you'd cross the street with no qualms about it, because you're like, yo, this guy...
01:41:39.000So it's like, what are you talking about?
01:41:40.000Well, my synopsis is, because girls don't know, because one, they've told it, and then also, like, no guy would ever tell them they're scared, so every guy's like, I'm not scared, those thugs are scared, I'm a weapon.
01:41:49.000But it's also the narrative being driven into women's heads that they're victims, and it's like, look at the statistics, men are more likely to be victimized.
01:41:56.000Yeah, it just sucks for everyone, but it's like, you don't have to make everything into, like, the political, you know, identity politics.
01:42:02.000Yeah, it is so interesting what you just said.
01:42:04.000You're like, yeah, it sucks walking alone late at night, Yeah.
01:42:18.000It kind of does, you know, it goes back to that thing where they were like, you know, we need to teach, stop teaching men to like, you know, rape and stuff.
01:42:26.000What school are they teaching that again?
01:42:29.000Where you go to school and they're like, you know, day one, we're going to teach you about jumping out of the bushes and bella clava selection.
01:42:35.000Did I ever tell you about this, uh, this woman I worked with, we were hanging out one day and she goes, I'm gonna ask you a question.
01:43:04.000None of them really and I was like, yes None of them if we were sitting around and one of our friends are bragging or talking like talking about how we want to do it We'd be like dude like that's not like what's wrong with you.
01:43:50.000But for like her to think that way, that's how the world really is.
01:43:54.000It's like this weird indoctrination from the woke left.
01:43:56.000It's like guys secretly have parties where they, you know, Brett Kavanaugh would go to a party and drug women and they would line about the door.
01:44:25.000It's like they're not teaching people to rape in school.
01:44:30.000Also, if this is your friend or this is your daughter or whatever, and you go, You know, instead of teaching girls to not walk through alleys, we need to teach men to walk through alleys.
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01:49:03.000RayLeonard13 says, there is a reason why CNN has the popular vote indicator on full time next to COVID numbers to help convince people subtly that Trump lost no matter what is happening or will happen.
01:50:03.000Politically Defiant says, Hollywood, sports, and other high-end celebrities that are worth hundreds of millions of dollars scream that more taxes are needed, won't pay it themselves, and don't start their own businesses to hire fellow Americans who help them become wealthy celebs.
01:51:52.000I think a lot of people on the left are in a circular firing squad, you know, like a Mexican standoff, where it's like they're all pointing guns at each other and shaking and like, oh, what do I do?
01:55:40.000If TMZ, if you're listening, if you could get an undercover photo of Kavanaugh playing flip cup and they just catch Kavanaugh mid-flipping a cup and looks at the camera just...
01:55:56.000Chris Dumas says, what do you think about the election going to districts rather than states like Nebraska?
01:56:01.000I'm pretty sure if we voted by district, a Democrat would never win again.
01:56:05.000If, you know, because I'm not smart enough to comment on that.
01:56:09.000I'm pretty sure there's more Republican districts than Democrat districts.
01:56:13.000Like the Democrat districts are like New York, LA or the counties or whatever.
01:56:17.000So if we did it by district, it would be all Republican, basically.
01:56:21.000But you would give the districts, like, more representative votes because they're bigger?
01:56:25.000Well, in Nebraska and Maine, they split their electoral votes by district.
01:56:30.000So, like, the urban center in Nebraska gets, like, three electoral votes, and then the rural area gets one electoral vote or something like that.
01:56:36.000So if we did that for every state, then it wouldn't be winner-take-all.
01:56:39.000It would probably be Republicans winning every single time.
01:56:42.000You'd have to break it down to, like, decimals and stuff, just purely by their population if you're gonna do that.
01:58:02.000I think only DC protects political class or political affiliation for obvious reasons.
01:58:08.000If you're in DC and it's like, you're there because you have to be, and then you walk into a restaurant and you're wearing like, you know, your, your Trump hat or whatever.
01:58:14.000And they think you can't come in here.
01:58:17.000But, but, but I think that's smart because I think that everyone who's should be protected for wearing like a MAGA hat, you should be protected for whatever your political beliefs are.
01:58:25.000I'm doing a video where I'm getting people on the streets, um, talking about, uh, dudes that got beat up for wearing Trump hats and getting them to admit that they were asking for it for multiple reasons.
01:58:40.000JW says sworn affidavit filed today in GA state that they witnessed thousands of ballots being counted, all with machine printed bubbles being filled out for Biden.
01:58:49.000Yeah, the Dominion voting machines can actually re, like, can change ballots.
01:58:55.000And, I mean, it does make sense to, you know, to a certain degree, but, like, shouldn't we just vote paper ballots and just, like, have them physically?
01:59:07.000So the way Canada does it is that they count the paper with people watching them do it from, like, different parties, and then they all agree on what the number is, and that's the only number ever, and then they report that number all together.
01:59:18.000All staring at each other like, it was 17,326.
01:59:26.000Because, you can't lie because I'm standing next to you, and then the number gets transmitted to, you know, like, to the guy who adds the number, and you have all this scrutiny.
01:59:35.000Right now the problem is, they watch the vote, put it in the machine, the machine does who knows what, and then the machine transmits it to who knows where.
01:59:42.000Or they put it on the tape, they put it on the machine and walk away.
01:59:44.000If you actually have people scrutinizing it, and you have the paper ballots, someone could be like, that's not true, wasn't that number?
02:01:04.000Grandma Sherry doesn't know that she voted or didn't vote because you just took her information out of her mailbox and then voted, now it's on the blockchain.
02:01:41.000And like the three counties already that didn't upload.
02:01:43.000And it's gone forever but if it's on the blockchain people can't steal it.
02:01:46.000So when people forge ballots then it's on the blockchain forever too?
02:01:50.000I guess so but it's up to you to check.
02:01:52.000The big problem right now is two things.
02:01:54.000There's an audit saying that a bunch of Republican absentee bouts never got received, and there's challenges that a bunch of people had voted in states they don't live in anymore, which some people suspect now was someone filling out bouts on their behalf to get extra votes.
02:02:15.000In Canada, they're like bragging on Twitter that they use paper ballots only with scrutineers who are watching, and then they all count the ballots together and it never gets entered into a machine and the numbers are all confirmed by multiple people.
02:02:27.000And it's funny because you have all these leftists saying Canada's the way to do it, and Canada's like, oh actually, we have voter ID laws and we're way more secure than you.
02:03:08.000Anthony Pica says, listening to one of your previous IRLs, start the Beanie Club and steal Lauder with Clowder business model, partner with Blaze, have people sign up, then get an authentic Tim beanie.
02:03:17.000Would love to wear one while I drink out of my LWC mug.
02:03:21.000You know why I'm never gonna join any one of these networks ever?
02:04:58.000I have had recently a meeting with a YouTube agency that said here's what I want to do for you and I said no and then they were like what if we do this I said you're still not doing anything for me and then I said here's what we're gonna do you get nothing of mine But whatever you make you get a percentage of and they said deal and I was like, oh, well, there we go Yeah, so now we're working out the deals the details is basically because I have no Facebook presence I like don't do anything with Facebook at all and I've got four hours of content and they're like Why aren't you uploading this and I was like cuz I don't know and they're like, okay We'll take care of that for a lot.
02:05:31.000See, you know, it's funny I literally just had the exact same thing and Facebook's the only one because they are monetizing it but you kind of are like I don't know what's going on over there.
02:05:39.000It's very hard to grow, but a lot of these people... It's true.
02:05:41.000Well, they figured it out because of the cross-posting, right?
02:05:43.000It's not just that, it's that... I'll tell you the scam.
02:05:45.000Facebook is... Look, on YouTube, I can put up a 20-minute video, and people will watch it and listen to it.
02:05:51.000On Facebook, what works is like a two-minute video.
02:05:53.000So that means... No, it has to be more than three to monetize.
02:05:57.000Yeah, well, like a three-minute video.
02:05:58.000I just mean like it's much, much shorter.
02:06:21.000Louis had a story like this, but it does happen where someone's like, hey, we want you to be in this thing, the director wants you to do the read, and you go, okay, yeah, and then you don't do it.
02:06:29.000And then they go, oh, they extended it, and you go, eh, and then eventually they call you and they're like, all right, they just want you to do it, you don't have to do any of that stuff anymore.
02:07:57.000It's a plastic, you know, adherent structure.
02:07:59.000He's an idiot for naming it Flex Tape!
02:08:02.000It's like, dude, if you make something, you name something, fine, I don't care.
02:08:05.000You know what's really annoying to me right now is that they're trying to change the name of a skateboard trick because the guy, like, it's offensive.
02:08:11.000It's just like, dude, the guy who invented it said it's called a GIF, and people are like, yeah, but it's a hard G. It's like, well, dude.
02:08:17.000So when you're saying, what's the skateboard trick?
02:08:22.000Tony Hawk said it's got to be called something else because it's offensive because they were calling a guy mute when they were teenagers 40 years ago.
02:10:02.000Well, remember with the Kamala stuff, like how many people have, there's all these articles being like, well, I know it's like, they go, it's racist if you say, I know, because it's, It's very hard for me to say.
02:10:12.000I can barely say the normal words, right?
02:10:14.000And that's how you would say that word.
02:10:17.000But the same way that when I go to my bodega guy underneath me, he goes, Rianne!
02:10:23.000He knows my name is Ryan, but it's like, in his whatever language he speaks, that's like... Whatever language?
02:12:07.000You know, you are a white male, but I will say that a lot of people think that, you know, I'm maybe like would-be racist, sexist, transphobic, when in actuality I'm just sexist.
02:13:45.000So it's kind of one of those things where as soon as stand up starts back up like properly, I have another special that I am going to record and it's yet to be known where that will end up.
02:13:54.000Do you think they're going to do what they're doing with basketball and put like fake video crowds in?
02:14:39.000Well, anyway, if you do want to go to the white cis channel, it is, uh, but I'm Canadian and, uh, so it's okay then because you have Trudeau, not Trump.
02:14:47.000I say on stage that I'm allowed to do a joke about race.