Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Timcast IRL - Protests ERUPT Over Forced Vaccinations In Europe w- Ryan Long

00:00:00.000 you you

00:00:53.000 you that I've actually pulled up the the Ron Paul

00:00:58.000 I'll call it an animation because I don't want to trigger the controversy again.

00:01:04.000 So look, we're still waiting to see what happens with these recounts.

00:01:08.000 The deadline is tonight, whether or not Trump will pull off some Hail Mary and figure out a way to actually win the presidency.

00:01:13.000 We'll see.

00:01:14.000 In the meantime, we've actually got really crazy stuff going on.

00:01:16.000 So notably in Denmark, if you saw the title, there's actually a mandatory vaccination law So there's been ongoing protests.

00:01:23.000 They're banging pots and pans.

00:01:24.000 They're screaming.

00:01:25.000 Not really a riot or anything like that.

00:01:26.000 But there are riots across Europe.

00:01:28.000 We're now seeing lockdowns are hitting every state.

00:01:31.000 New York's locking down.

00:01:32.000 They're shutting down schools.

00:01:33.000 Stores are being stripped clean.

00:01:35.000 And it's like, all right, this is probably a bit more pressing.

00:01:37.000 We should probably talk about this.

00:01:38.000 So because this is such a very serious and important topic that is life or death, we brought in Ryan Long to hang out with us.

00:01:46.000 Thank you very much and before we even get into that there's some bigger pressing news is I have an injury because I was brought by Tim Pool to his skate park and I requested a skate park and then that's when he cracked out the razor scooters and soap shoes and he says he feels more comfortable in that avenue.

00:02:03.000 As long as no one knows.

00:02:05.000 Yeah, people don't know that about Tim Pool is that it's all razor scooters and soap shoes.

00:02:10.000 He's grinding the rails with his shoes.

00:02:13.000 And this is what happens.

00:02:14.000 You end up with quite the scenario here.

00:02:16.000 This dude was jumping around like a little kid and then he fell down and went... And I was like, oh jeez.

00:02:22.000 He had Kid Rock blasting.

00:02:25.000 How dare you?

00:02:26.000 My name is Tim!

00:02:29.000 As he razor-scooted down the guardrail.

00:02:32.000 There's no guardrail down there.

00:02:34.000 Well, there isn't anymore after my injury.

00:02:36.000 So, you know, it is kind of a joke that we bring in Ryan to talk about something very serious, but I gotta say, you know, it's probably better that we laugh, considering the world seems to be falling apart, you know, so we'll roll with it.

00:02:48.000 But, you know, Ian's chillin' too.

00:02:49.000 I never won.

00:02:51.000 He doesn't want to rat out Tim.

00:02:54.000 And we have, of course, we have Ron Paul.

00:02:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:58.000 No, I was going to say, we have me, but we also have Ron Paul.

00:03:01.000 Way more.

00:03:01.000 Ryan, would you call that a gif or a jif?

00:03:03.000 Yeah, which is it?

00:03:05.000 That's a gif to all of us.

00:03:06.000 Thank you, Canadians.

00:03:09.000 That's why I called it an animation.

00:03:11.000 Or it's not really an animation.

00:03:12.000 I don't know what it is.

00:03:14.000 An animated gif?

00:03:15.000 No, what would you it's like a loop.

00:03:17.000 What would you call the video?

00:03:18.000 It's only like four frames above.

00:03:20.000 Yeah, it's happening.

00:03:21.000 So a lot of things have been it's happening lately.

00:03:24.000 You know what I mean?

00:03:25.000 So yes, of course, Lydia's here too.

00:03:27.000 but uh like so we have the it's happening with the crazy election now we have the it's happening with the covid lockdown and in europe like it's gone absolutely insane so before we get started smash the like button hit the notification bell we're live monday thursday at 8 p.m and let's just talk about what's going on man What's going on, Ryan?

00:03:45.000 Well, I just came back from New York.

00:03:46.000 They just, uh, they locked the... They take comedy down from 12 o'clock to 10 o'clock and all the clubs and everything like that.

00:03:53.000 And they just closed up the schools.

00:03:55.000 So, me personally, I'm waiting for a new, like, 11-year-old girl.

00:03:58.000 Maybe if there's, like, a Greta Kovberg. 1.00

00:04:01.000 That can tell us what to do because, you know, we knew what to do about global warming, but then now... Well, we didn't until she came along.

00:04:07.000 That's what I mean.

00:04:08.000 They haven't ushered in a new 11-year-old chick that has all the answers lately.

00:04:11.000 She's like 18.

00:04:13.000 She looks like she's loving it.

00:04:15.000 Joe Biden's like 95,000.

00:04:16.000 I'm like, I'm kind of accustomed to listen to 11-year-olds nowadays.

00:04:19.000 I'm conditioned.

00:04:21.000 It is kind of funny, though, that it's like, where are the regular aged people?

00:04:26.000 Like, we either have little kids or we have really old people, you know?

00:04:29.000 Yeah, seriously, what's up?

00:04:29.000 I guess we have, you know... No, I... Can you name... There's somebody, isn't there?

00:04:34.000 Ted Cruz.

00:04:34.000 No, I can't name anyone under the age of 90.

00:04:36.000 Ted Cruz.

00:04:36.000 Okay.

00:04:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:36.000 Alright, there you go.

00:04:37.000 Ted Cruz.

00:04:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:38.000 There you go.

00:04:38.000 He's okay.

00:04:38.000 But I mean, like, on the left, for, like, their climate change.

00:04:42.000 It's like, Usher, bring out the little girl.

00:04:44.000 Yeah.

00:04:44.000 It's always some little kid.

00:04:45.000 And then they always have like a reactionary right-wing guy that's like, I was 12 and I actually like it.

00:04:49.000 You know, I think Goldworm Instinct.

00:04:52.000 They do though, they do.

00:04:53.000 He goes the other way, yeah.

00:04:54.000 I forgot the kid's name, but there was some right-wing kid who came out like challenging.

00:04:57.000 There's always sort of a, yeah, an opposition.

00:04:59.000 What is this reactionary?

00:05:00.000 Crazy, what is...

00:05:01.000 Anyway, anyway, no, the lockdown right now, it's crazy. 0.82

00:05:04.000 Obviously, as soon as Trump lost, Brooklyn went nuts.

00:05:09.000 And it was lockdowns are over again.

00:05:11.000 It was a rave.

00:05:12.000 So I went there, they had like Burning Man trucks, people were dancing, it was, you know, people were crying, they couldn't be happier, right.

00:05:18.000 And they had a people had a bag of Cheetos, and they were putting them on the floor and then stomping them ceremonially.

00:05:24.000 Like, yeah, to Cheetos, because the orange man was dead.

00:05:29.000 And Just wasting Cheetos at that point.

00:05:30.000 It was a branded sponsor actually.

00:05:32.000 Okay, I got it.

00:05:33.000 They're very industrious over there.

00:05:34.000 Cheeto is throwing out bags of people so they can stomp on them.

00:05:36.000 Jokes aside though, I do the Cheeto Hour podcast if you want to.

00:05:39.000 And it's going to be very hard to sell now with Trump.

00:05:42.000 So we're going to need the press.

00:05:45.000 So they locked everything down.

00:05:46.000 Here's the perfect...

00:05:47.000 It's so crazy because I'm watching businesses one by one drop and like real friends of mine,

00:05:53.000 And people are still writing articles being like these, you know, Nazis.

00:05:55.000 Like here, for example, there's this one comedy club that was doing shows, wrote a bunch of articles.

00:05:59.000 They're trying to shut it down.

00:06:00.000 If you actually talk to the guy, he goes, dude, I literally, I'm a comedy club owner and I have a family to feed.

00:06:07.000 And you know, we can't get money either.

00:06:09.000 Like I shut down this club, go bankrupt, go on welfare, or I'm trying, I'm going to try to do some shows and try to make some money.

00:06:14.000 So this is where a lot of people are at.

00:06:15.000 And then three places closed down.

00:06:17.000 And there's nothing really anyone could do, so people try to make do and then they get called whatever, like, you know, murderers and all this sort of stuff.

00:06:24.000 Is that people really calling them murderers in New York?

00:06:26.000 Like, worse!

00:06:27.000 You know?

00:06:28.000 Worse! 0.68

00:06:28.000 They're calling them racist! 0.68

00:06:30.000 I know, right? 0.98

00:06:31.000 One worse than murderer! 0.62

00:06:32.000 That would be racist, correct sir.

00:06:33.000 That's so weird.

00:06:34.000 That the racist thing really works on people.

00:06:36.000 Yeah, no.

00:06:37.000 But I mean, people know what to do.

00:06:39.000 And even if they do, they have these big leases, so they try to make a little bit of money by running a show, and then people shut it down.

00:06:46.000 And that's why now, I think, even what you're talking about, they're just saying, you know what, we're tired of tricking people.

00:06:51.000 Remember before, for a while, they would just tell us some bullcrap stuff where they go, oh, I remember all the articles that were like, you know, you actually look sexy in a mask.

00:07:01.000 And then they showed a picture of Tom Hardy, and he'd be like, dude in a mask, looking sexy.

00:07:07.000 And you're like, okay, well, that's Tom Hardy.

00:07:09.000 And that's, that's kind of like what they were doing.

00:07:11.000 And then, and then eventually, they're like, hey, we don't even have to lie to them anymore.

00:07:15.000 We could just like, tell them to stay in their house, and that'll be the end of it.

00:07:19.000 And then start berating and insulting them.

00:07:21.000 Yeah, I know.

00:07:21.000 That is crazy.

00:07:22.000 Like, yeah, when this all started, it was like, guys, please, you know, it's 15 days to slow the spread.

00:07:26.000 We've got to work together on this.

00:07:28.000 And now that it's been almost a year, they're like, shut your mouth and get back in your hovel.

00:07:32.000 Yeah, I'm done.

00:07:33.000 We're done listening.

00:07:34.000 I actually respect the people that are kind of fighting the power.

00:07:37.000 Like, there's this one comedy club, they go...

00:07:40.000 Cause you can be in synagogues right now and they go, they just announced, they go, we're actually doing synagogue shows now.

00:07:45.000 It's like, we just want to get out there and we, and everyone's like, I see what you guys are up to.

00:07:50.000 They're targeting.

00:07:51.000 I know what you're thinking.

00:07:52.000 It'd be hard to get paid, but.

00:07:54.000 Oh my gosh.

00:07:55.000 No, you do the show.

00:07:58.000 No, I'm just saying because it's illegal.

00:08:00.000 I don't know.

00:08:02.000 I was thinking, I'm sorry.

00:08:03.000 Because you're skirting around the law.

00:08:05.000 No, you try to get paid and you're like, hey, you promised $50 and they say $20.

00:08:08.000 What do you need $10 for?

00:08:09.000 Oh my gosh.

00:08:11.000 That's an old joke.

00:08:12.000 I know, right?

00:08:12.000 Oh my gosh.

00:08:14.000 Old joke for an old comedy show.

00:08:16.000 Oh my goodness.

00:08:17.000 But they're actually targeting the Jewish community pretty heavily in New York City.

00:08:21.000 There's now a rumor that cops have binoculars and they're trying to look through windows to see if they can find people practicing a religious Jewish ceremony of some sort so they can come down on them.

00:08:31.000 I'll tell you what the craziest thing to me is.

00:08:33.000 That you could wear a cop uniform and tell people you're doing that?

00:08:36.000 Seriously?

00:08:38.000 Yes.

00:08:38.000 Oh, these binoculars?

00:08:40.000 I'm a cop! 0.99

00:08:42.000 I'm a pig! 0.99

00:08:44.000 Why am I watching you shower? 0.99

00:08:45.000 It's COVID reasons.

00:08:47.000 I'm a cop.

00:08:47.000 So, you know us cops, we're the worst.

00:08:50.000 Up to our old tricks.

00:08:51.000 We're actually at a point where the city government is destroying businesses by force.

00:08:57.000 Specifically singling out the Jewish community.

00:09:00.000 So this was, this, this is actually specific.

00:09:01.000 There's hotspots and Cuomo announces, we're going to do this lockdown in these areas.

00:09:07.000 And somebody was like, Hey, wait a minute.

00:09:09.000 Those are all Jewish areas and you're ignoring the hotspots that aren't Jewish.

00:09:13.000 What's up with that?

00:09:14.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:09:14.000 shut your mouth and they just keep doing it. Then they arrested one of the guys who was leading the 0.96

00:09:18.000 protests against it. So you quite literally have, this is a very funny phenomenon, the government is

00:09:24.000 ordering people to lock down in the United States across the country and it's happening all over

00:09:27.000 Europe. This is empowering massive corporations. So when the mom and pop shop shutters, Amazon gets

00:09:34.000 all the money. So you have this very, you know, let's just call it inadvertent lucrative merger

00:09:41.000 between corporation and states.

00:09:42.000 Dude, it's the biggest transfer of wealth in our lifetime.

00:09:45.000 While they're targeting the Jews. 0.91

00:09:48.000 What is that?

00:09:49.000 Does this sound like something familiar?

00:09:51.000 Well, I will be clear.

00:09:52.000 To put a tiny wrench in that theory, when they're targeting the Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn, that's not really, historically, the wealthy Jews in New York.

00:10:05.000 Right.

00:10:05.000 It's a kind of a...

00:10:06.000 Well, so, but the issue was when they announced they were going to be locking down the hot

00:10:09.000 spots, it was like they just pointed to the Hasidic Jewish neighborhood and then ignored

00:10:13.000 the hot spots outside of it.

00:10:15.000 So it's like, what are you doing?

00:10:17.000 They went to the park and they chained the park shut in the Jewish neighborhood. 1.00

00:10:21.000 And a bunch of people...

00:10:22.000 So are you pro or against this?

00:10:25.000 The lockdown?

00:10:26.000 No, the Jew targeting. 0.69

00:10:28.000 I'm totally against it, and I'm pointing out how crazy it is that we actually have some kind of faux pseudo-fascism.

00:10:36.000 And I say that because, first of all, the authoritarianism, the total lockdown and stuff is authoritarian.

00:10:40.000 But the idea that the government is going to lock everything down, and it benefits these massive corporations greatly to the point where they consolidate power, It sounds very fascistic.

00:10:50.000 Like, you know, Mussolini said, the merger of the corporation and the state, you know.

00:10:54.000 And then you have the academic definition, which doesn't really apply, but it's fairly fascistic.

00:11:00.000 Dude, you never have to... It's so much easier to just get people to root for what you already want them to do.

00:11:05.000 Like, literally, right now, all these businesses are shutting down, and who's the number one person that's for it?

00:11:10.000 You know, the public.

00:11:11.000 You know, lock us in our houses, give me a bedtime! 0.78

00:11:14.000 People are demanding, put me in my pantry and give me my ration of donut once a day, you know?

00:11:19.000 Have you seen the meme where it's like, yay, we defeated fascism, quick, force, you know, now the enforced lockdowns.

00:11:24.000 Yeah.

00:11:25.000 So, and these people, I've seen so many people that are friends of mine that they're, they're so pro this, and then they kind of go the same, in the same breath.

00:11:32.000 They don't have a problem with the hypocrisy that like Amazon's getting rich and all these companies, countries are, you know, companies are getting rich.

00:11:38.000 It's sort of, but you'll see this so much.

00:11:40.000 Like I just, uh, You know how there used to be like labor parties and now they all just kind of got woke and now they're essentially like elitist.

00:11:47.000 They don't even care about anything.

00:11:48.000 Managerial parties.

00:11:50.000 HR departments.

00:11:50.000 They are.

00:11:51.000 They're like elitist labor parties.

00:11:52.000 They kind of hate the working class for the most part, right? 1.00

00:11:55.000 Oh, totally, yeah.

00:11:56.000 So I saw them on the other day.

00:11:58.000 They were making a video and they were posting on the directing sites and stuff like that.

00:12:02.000 And they're like, hey, we're casting for this video.

00:12:05.000 We're looking for non-union talent and non-union directing.

00:12:08.000 They're making a video about how unions are great.

00:12:10.000 No, for real?

00:12:11.000 Really?

00:12:12.000 Wow.

00:12:12.000 And they're casting non-union talent.

00:12:14.000 And it was like, not even a speck of problem with these hypocrisies that they hold in their own opinions.

00:12:22.000 And you go, well, why don't you want to hire unions?

00:12:24.000 You're like, well, because it's too expensive for us.

00:12:26.000 And you're like, but anyways, back to our Steelworker video.

00:12:29.000 It's like, they don't care.

00:12:30.000 Having someone go on camera, non-union labor, to read a script about how unions are great.

00:12:36.000 It's absolutely insane.

00:12:38.000 It's remarkable.

00:12:38.000 Church of Scientology hired me to do a Scientology video about the right to marriage with my girlfriend who I wasn't married to, but that was a weird experience.

00:12:47.000 It's just fake.

00:12:47.000 It's all fake.

00:12:48.000 This world is made of plastic.

00:12:52.000 It's all plastic.

00:12:54.000 You know what's funny?

00:12:55.000 There's a video out of Seattle where a bunch of construction workers are protesting socialists The socialists showed up to Amazon, and they're protesting Amazon, and it's like woke college students, you know, glasses, very typical, colored hair.

00:13:10.000 And they're like, the working people, and then all of a sudden the construction workers start shouting them down.

00:13:14.000 Like, these people aren't the working class.

00:13:17.000 They're the bourgeoisie wearing a working class mask, trying to convince everybody that they're, you know, for the working class and for actual laborers.

00:13:25.000 And they're literally, this is funny, the wokeness stuff, it's all HR department.

00:13:29.000 So it's quite literally, the Democrats have become the political party of HR departments, managerial elites, wealthy bankers.

00:13:37.000 The wokeness, it's because, oh no, we can't have none of that, you know, don't wanna get sued.

00:13:41.000 And students too.

00:13:42.000 It's like HR departments and students unite.

00:13:46.000 Well yeah, and especially once they run out of actual targets, you find them, like if you look at some of the stuff that's been going on where they go, you know how J.K.

00:13:53.000 Rowling's got cut down or whatever, right?

00:13:56.000 Like, they would agree with her on 99.9% of stuff.

00:14:00.000 And it was like, you don't comply for the extra 1% and that's kind of not enough.

00:14:04.000 Hey, you gotta burn something, huh?

00:14:06.000 Exactly.

00:14:07.000 There was a new one with Lizzo, and she basically came out, and I always said, Lizzo's a huge inspiration to the Fat Gross community.

00:14:15.000 She said recently that... It's true. 1.00

00:14:19.000 She's a big inspiration in the fat-gross community. 1.00

00:14:23.000 She said that the fat-gross movement, people weren't fat and gross enough, and she was like, it got taken over by white chicks and they aren't even fat enough. 0.97

00:14:30.000 Are you talking about body positivity? 0.99

00:14:31.000 This is true!

00:14:32.000 Are you talking about body positivity?

00:14:33.000 Yes!

00:14:34.000 That's what she said!

00:14:35.000 Oh my god!

00:14:36.000 And you go...

00:14:38.000 You go, yeah, this is helping anybody, you know, the fat movement isn't fat enough.

00:14:43.000 That's what's really funny about like the COVID stuff and the lockdown is that there's not going to be a body positivity movement in a year.

00:14:49.000 No.

00:14:49.000 Because everyone's going to be gaunt and like, feed me!

00:14:52.000 Communism!

00:14:53.000 Yeah, right?

00:14:55.000 No businesses, no food, no stimulus.

00:14:57.000 People are going to go hungry.

00:14:59.000 You know, maybe that's the real conspiracy, because I was reading that there's a conspiracy theory that the global elites are, like, faking everything because they just want to kill poor people.

00:15:07.000 This guy hangs out with Alex Jones one day.

00:15:09.000 One day!

00:15:10.000 Just one day!

00:15:10.000 I heard it from him, and I'm like, the real conspiracy is that they're anti-woke and they hate the body positivity movement, so they're like, how do we make Americans thin?

00:15:19.000 That makes sense.

00:15:21.000 Take away all their money, take away all their jobs, shut down all the restaurants.

00:15:25.000 You can only order things on Amazon.

00:15:27.000 And then all of a sudden you're going to end up with a whole bunch of really thin people.

00:15:30.000 Actually, you know, I know it's just being silly, but think about what might actually happen in a year.

00:15:33.000 They're saying the COVID lockdown is going to last until quarter two or quarter three of next year.

00:15:37.000 What do you think happens?

00:15:38.000 You think a lot of these, you know, more abundantly obese people become just like thin?

00:15:42.000 Corbidly.

00:15:42.000 No, I said more abundantly on purpose.

00:15:44.000 They're going to be on food stamps and buying Pepsi.

00:15:46.000 More abundantly obese means you are literally about to die from obesity.

00:15:50.000 All right, all right, all right. 0.99

00:15:51.000 They'll become more sedentary and they'll keep buying crap food with food stamps and just get sickly and fat. 0.64

00:15:57.000 Yeah, but they're not gonna have jobs or money, so they're like gonna slowly start withering away.

00:16:01.000 Well, even with, yeah, with the lack, with COVID sort of taking away people's jobs, it goes one way or the other.

00:16:05.000 Same with Trump, you know, whether he's gone or whatever, he's not gone.

00:16:08.000 It's like with that, when you take that stuff away, people either have to kind of be like, all right, let me actually get my life together now.

00:16:14.000 Or they double down on like, okay, well, I don't have a job and I don't have food.

00:16:18.000 I guess I can double down on my activism.

00:16:20.000 Because activism has been in like, for the last four or five years, it's been, you know, this stuff's been an excuse for a lot of people to not have to do anything.

00:16:27.000 Like, oh, I couldn't, you know, write that extra book.

00:16:29.000 I had to yell at the cops.

00:16:30.000 I couldn't.

00:16:31.000 Well, I would love to have taken that school course, but I did something better.

00:16:34.000 I argued on Facebook for 45 minutes.

00:16:36.000 And they go, that must be nice for you to not have to do that, but I had no choice.

00:16:40.000 You know, I had no choice, right?

00:16:42.000 It's a perfect excuse for being lazy.

00:16:44.000 I mean, it's a huge excuse, right?

00:16:47.000 Activism used to be kind of hard.

00:16:49.000 Right.

00:16:49.000 You used to have to actually go out and do things.

00:16:50.000 You used to get arrested and charged with crimes.

00:16:52.000 Now the DA's cut you loose and you're like, back to it.

00:16:54.000 It's so easy.

00:16:55.000 Remember 10 years ago when you'd see some white chick go to Africa and build a school and you'd be like, oh, people kind of rolled their eyes at that?

00:17:01.000 Yeah.

00:17:02.000 She did 10 times more.

00:17:03.000 Seriously.

00:17:04.000 10?

00:17:04.000 Dude, that person who got on a plane and now- She did 50 times more.

00:17:07.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:17:09.000 I don't know how you- it's a multiplier effect because I don't know how you do this.

00:17:14.000 When the far left activism is a net negative, They're not making things, they're destroying things.

00:17:19.000 But I was saying ten times the energy put in, but you're right.

00:17:22.000 It's negative 100%.

00:17:23.000 Well, none of them do anything, but yeah.

00:17:24.000 That's true, that's true too.

00:17:27.000 I mean, but the thing is, you used to have to go.

00:17:29.000 You'd go to Africa, you'd find a kid, you'd take your picture.

00:17:31.000 Now you just find some guy in Brooklyn and you're like, look, this guy isn't even a CEO.

00:17:36.000 It's the whole thing now.

00:17:38.000 I think a lot of people are going to have to figure out, you know, what their life looks like post Trump and, you know, post COVID.

00:17:44.000 If you're like, if you're for the, you know, if you're with the government on COVID, you're with the, you know, government to corporations on, you know, what the, how people should treat each other.

00:17:52.000 It's like, what is... I think, I think post Trump, there's going to be a lot of Trumpism.

00:17:58.000 That's already what they're saying.

00:17:59.000 Yes.

00:17:59.000 So I'm seeing like, uh, somebody tweeted, you know, Trump's lawsuits, not really arguing fraud or whatever.

00:18:05.000 And then someone responded, they're just trying to keep Trump-ism going.

00:18:08.000 And I'm like, Trump-ism?

00:18:09.000 These Trump-ists.

00:18:10.000 Yeah.

00:18:11.000 Trump-ists.

00:18:12.000 They actually say Trump-its.

00:18:13.000 Yeah.

00:18:13.000 Like Trump-et.

00:18:14.000 What do you think?

00:18:14.000 Do you think that like Trump-ism is a little bit of a religion?

00:18:16.000 There's no such thing as Trump-ism.

00:18:18.000 No, no, no.

00:18:18.000 I'm saying, but like, you could probably agree that the whole woke thing became a religion for some people.

00:18:22.000 It is a religion for sure. 0.86

00:18:23.000 Non-theistic religion.

00:18:24.000 Absolutely.

00:18:25.000 I would say that for some people, Donald Trump is somewhat of a religion.

00:18:29.000 Yeah, but cult of personality.

00:18:31.000 Trump's not, you know, I think a lot of people... He doesn't have as many tenants.

00:18:34.000 Yeah, I think a lot of the people who support Trump are kind of just regular people who will roll their eyes.

00:18:38.000 You know what?

00:18:40.000 I like Kurt Metzger, he said this because he's like a Jehovah's Witness, and he says, the difference between the real religions and the fake religions is, or not the real religions and the bad religions, is you actually have to do their thing. 0.58

00:18:48.000 Like with Christian and Catholic. 0.88

00:18:50.000 You kind of don't have to do it, right?

00:18:51.000 With Trump, he's like, you don't really have to do my things.

00:18:54.000 But if you're a part of the woke thing, it's like, no, you kind of have to do the things.

00:18:58.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:58.000 Well, it's not even that.

00:19:00.000 If you're part of the woke religion, I imagine being woke and showing up to... You know what?

00:19:06.000 Have you ever seen Silent Hill, that movie?

00:19:09.000 It's a video game, but you've seen a part of it a few weeks ago.

00:19:12.000 So there's a part where she goes down into this shaft and there's like, it's a horror movie, right?

00:19:18.000 And there's a bunch of nurses and they're like very busty and attractive, but their faces are all bandaged up and they're like all twisted and they have knives. 1.00

00:19:24.000 And if you make a single noise, they start swinging wildly with the knives.

00:19:27.000 I imagine that what it's like being woke.

00:19:29.000 It's like you're in there with them and you're like sweating and you're like, if I say one wrong thing, All of these women are just going to start swinging knives at me and like slashing throats. 0.99

00:19:41.000 100% accurate.

00:19:42.000 It's exactly what it's like.

00:19:43.000 It is a little bit like that.

00:19:44.000 You know what?

00:19:45.000 And that kind of like aggression, I know I'm kind of making weird analogies here, but a lot of it is just like city chick stuff.

00:19:53.000 Yeah.

00:19:53.000 Because if you think about it, a lot of what's happening is, you know, you have a group of like chicks or whatever, and they'll be like, you know, telling people what they should want.

00:20:01.000 Like, this is what you should think's hot.

00:20:02.000 This is what you should want in a woman. 1.00

00:20:04.000 Yes.

00:20:05.000 And you go, these are a little bit like hot girl demands.

00:20:08.000 And you have not hot chicks telling them. 0.55

00:20:11.000 Yeah, what's cool?

00:20:12.000 What's going on with that?

00:20:12.000 It's like a guy that's poor being like, this is what you should like, and a guy and he's like living on the street and he's never had a job and he's smoking weed on your couch.

00:20:20.000 Have you heard of life coaching?

00:20:22.000 Yes.

00:20:23.000 So many of these life coaches are like not particularly successful people.

00:20:26.000 Oh, therapists are all depressed.

00:20:27.000 Trying to tell you what you should be doing.

00:20:30.000 But I think the wokeness is quite literally social pressures from uh... youngs like millennial city i i

00:20:40.000 want to young is now in the thirties

00:20:42.000 city women like you said telling people what they should like and the guys who 0.99

00:20:45.000 think that by agreeing with whatever they say they'll get laid

00:20:48.000 so you've got sixty eight percent of millennial women are democrat 1.00

00:20:51.000 and then men are actually millennial men are but you know evenly split between

00:20:54.000 democrat republican I'm

00:20:56.000 I'm fairly confident, you know, a lot of these like male feminists, they think they're going to get laid. 1.00

00:21:02.000 Like they think just agreeing with these women, I'm not saying literally every single one, but there's a lot of them.

00:21:06.000 And I say that specifically because there are a lot, you know, the meme reset the clock.

00:21:11.000 Yeah. 0.76

00:21:11.000 There's a lot of these male feminists who are actually abusers and assault these women. 0.76

00:21:15.000 They're entering these spaces pretending to be woke because they're predators looking for... And then there's some bad ones too. 0.99

00:21:22.000 Yeah, those guys are pretty bad.

00:21:26.000 Oh, there are substantially worse ones.

00:21:27.000 I kind of, just to interrupt from the last point, it's kind of weird.

00:21:31.000 I was thinking about this when people, a lot of people say, you know, especially with Gen Z, like Gen Z is more conservative, right?

00:21:36.000 And it's, and it's so, yeah, but it's, the truth is like those words just got changed.

00:21:40.000 You go, is it really the Gen Z is more conservative or is it that they're like, well, I know I'm not that.

00:21:46.000 You know, so I think a lot of these words got changed and, you know, one of the things is more authoritarian.

00:21:50.000 But if you actually look at what's being considered conservative, it's just that they've changed all the lines and all the definitions.

00:21:55.000 So Gen Z is only a little bit more conservative in some areas, but they're very much on par with millennials.

00:22:02.000 Gen Z is slightly more conservative in some areas than Millennials, but for the most part, it's pretty much the same.

00:22:08.000 But that's serious, because every generation has been way more progressive than the last, except for Gen Z. Gen Z's kind of like, sort of shifted a little bit in either direction.

00:22:17.000 And I think it's because the left doesn't have kids, and the right does.

00:22:21.000 So I talked about this before, that in the 2000s, early 2000s, they said, Conservative families are having an average 2.01 kids per family, and liberals are having 1.7.

00:22:33.000 And so, add 20 years, you have slightly more conservative Gen Z than you have of liberal.

00:22:39.000 Well, that accounts for some of it, but there's also a ton of immigrants and stuff like that.

00:22:42.000 That's true.

00:22:43.000 They would even that out to some degree.

00:22:45.000 But I think it's, you know, what makes someone say whether they're conservative or liberal.

00:22:49.000 I think a lot of these... See, politics is the easy way to look at it.

00:22:53.000 It's kind of like the UFC.

00:22:56.000 You know with sports, right?

00:22:57.000 If you're like, oh, I'm going to get into sports.

00:23:00.000 If you're a girl that wants to get into something and you want to get into politics, it's so easy.

00:23:04.000 You just pick a team.

00:23:05.000 And you go, I'm this, and you don't have to really do anything, right?

00:23:07.000 So it's an easy thing to get involved with.

00:23:09.000 Like UFC, if you're going to basketball or baseball, you need to know the stats.

00:23:13.000 Whereas a lot of people can just pick a thing.

00:23:15.000 So everything gets looked at through that lens.

00:23:16.000 But I think more so, especially when you're looking at kids and stuff like that, a lot of it is a masculine versus feminine dynamic masquerading as a left-right dynamic.

00:23:28.000 Sounds like something Jordan Peterson would say.

00:23:30.000 Really?

00:23:30.000 Well, yeah.

00:23:31.000 Jordan Peterson is giving Joe Biden a run for his money and who has the better hair plugs?

00:23:36.000 Those guys both look like Mr. Burns and now they have like afros.

00:23:40.000 Oh my gosh, we gotta take it.

00:23:43.000 But yeah, so, do you know what I mean?

00:23:44.000 Like, there is, there's so much, all of this stuff where it's like, when you look at, like, freedom, safety, and all of the things that are manifesting themselves as left, right.

00:23:53.000 Right.

00:23:54.000 It's all male, female stuff. 0.99

00:23:54.000 Well, that's why it's interesting that 68%, and this is from, I think, a year or so ago from Pew Research, 68% of millennial women are Democrats. 0.99

00:24:02.000 And then men are evenly split, like I said, probably because some guys are just, you know, not really Democrats, they're just predators, or they're just, you know, going after these women.

00:24:11.000 No, for sure, though.

00:24:11.000 That weird white knight, like, phenomenon?

00:24:15.000 Yeah, it's like, they trust in God, but God is that women taking over. 1.00

00:24:20.000 And it's almost like it's vague.

00:24:21.000 It's like, if I give my power to women, then everything's gonna be alright. 1.00

00:24:24.000 It's like, I think you're just talking about simps.

00:24:27.000 I would also call them simps.

00:24:29.000 Yeah, they're just guys who are like, I will give you whatever you want, and that'll work for me.

00:24:35.000 I'm with her.

00:24:36.000 I don't know anything about her, but she's better than him.

00:24:38.000 Well, some people aren't meant to stray from the pack, right?

00:24:40.000 For them it was...

00:24:41.000 you know, here's what the rules are and then they'll go, okay, I'll take that. I don't want

00:24:45.000 to be stepping out of line and this is what they're told to do. So I think a lot of people

00:24:48.000 just, and there's people in that, that, you know, that there's people on all sides that believe what

00:24:52.000 they say. It's not like everyone's there, but I think a lot of people that are feeling like

00:24:56.000 alienated from whatever being on a different side, it's because like, you know, everyone's like,

00:25:01.000 oh, we need to be more safe.

00:25:02.000 And everyone's feeling, you know, this is what men are.

00:25:04.000 And they go, what?

00:25:05.000 And it's just like all this stuff they're being told about what like a man is or what.

00:25:08.000 I was talking to, you know, like a chick when she, girls will say, for example, like, you know, men need to be more emotional.

00:25:14.000 And obviously, like girls don't really want that. 0.99

00:25:16.000 Dude, when you start, go cry a bunch in front of your girl.

00:25:21.000 See how much she likes that.

00:25:23.000 You see how quickly she has a new guy. 0.99

00:25:26.000 But they go.

00:25:28.000 I was talking about this a bit ago.

00:25:29.000 They go, every guy, like, they need to be more in touch with their feelings.

00:25:32.000 They don't talk with their friends enough about emotions.

00:25:34.000 And you go, no, no, no.

00:25:35.000 When I hang out with my friends, I get to not talk about my emotions.

00:25:39.000 Because they think about it like themselves.

00:25:41.000 Like, what do I get from my friends?

00:25:42.000 And you go, no, no, no.

00:25:43.000 I might, I don't want to go talk to my friends.

00:25:45.000 It's more importantly, I don't want to hear about my five, five friends problems.

00:25:48.000 Exactly.

00:25:48.000 This is like when I get to not do that stuff.

00:25:51.000 Yeah, we're chillin'.

00:25:52.000 Look, I deal with my own problems.

00:25:53.000 I go to work.

00:25:54.000 Oh, that's frustrating.

00:25:55.000 Oh, I stubbed my toe.

00:25:57.000 And then you go hang out with your friends.

00:25:58.000 Fall down the half pipe.

00:25:59.000 Fall down the half pipe, stretch your wrist open.

00:26:00.000 And then when you hang out with your friends, it's like, not work, not stress.

00:26:04.000 It's none of that.

00:26:05.000 Chill out.

00:26:07.000 Yeah.

00:26:08.000 Yeah, you don't want to, you know, I don't want to give a list of my problems.

00:26:11.000 I don't want, you know, my chick is right. 1.00

00:26:13.000 Oh, like you and your friends, you like never talk about stuff.

00:26:15.000 I go, that's why we're friends for like so long.

00:26:18.000 You know, every time I hung out is, you know.

00:26:20.000 One of Joe Biden's biggest gains of demographics is unmarried women. 0.96

00:26:24.000 That's weird.

00:26:25.000 Really?

00:26:25.000 Yeah.

00:26:25.000 Because I heard that Donald Trump made gains with white women, like white married women.

00:26:30.000 I just hear Donald Trump's always making gains!

00:26:32.000 That's right, those gains!

00:26:33.000 What, like eating Big Macs?

00:26:34.000 No, he has his jack, dude.

00:26:36.000 That's true.

00:26:37.000 Shredding!

00:26:38.000 Well, I love how the Trump supporters draw him.

00:26:40.000 Oh my gosh.

00:26:41.000 It's like, dude, you can really see the two realities in like a Ben Garrison comic where 0.76

00:26:46.000 Trump is like super ripped and smiling and like Nancy Pelosi's head's on like a donkey

00:26:52.000 or something. 0.92

00:26:53.000 And then you look at like the Resistance comics and Trump is like hunched over with tiny hands

00:26:57.000 and it's like both sides are really, really like living in this world. 0.99

00:27:03.000 To be fair, though, Trump is not this pathetic, sad, tiny hand. 0.99

00:27:10.000 That's way over the top. 1.00

00:27:11.000 I think he has two dicks, personally. 1.00

00:27:13.000 He's certainly not super ripped, but the crazy thing to me is that they try and simultaneously have this narrative about Trump being this really awful, nasty guy, but also how he's really pathetic and whiny and crybaby and they show babies. 1.00

00:27:24.000 This is a guy who called Rose O'Donnell a fat pig on TV. 0.99

00:27:27.000 I'm not saying he's a good person. 0.97

00:27:29.000 I'm just saying he's not weak.

00:27:31.000 You know what I mean?

00:27:32.000 Yeah, they love to go at it like that.

00:27:34.000 I mean, that goes back to the, you know, no problem having, you know, two different, two completely different points of view.

00:27:40.000 It's kind of, we were talking about this earlier, but they were killing Scott Adams because he was saying, yeah, in the, when they did the Million March or whatever, people were like, oh, there was no one there.

00:27:49.000 People were like, here's a bunch of pitchers.

00:27:51.000 And they're like, look at this guy defending Trump.

00:27:53.000 And it was like, What is your point even?

00:27:57.000 Is your point that he doesn't have any followers and people are leaving him and no one likes him?

00:28:01.000 Or is your point that he has tons of followers? 0.98

00:28:03.000 He's a fascist.

00:28:03.000 And what is even one of those better than the other?

00:28:07.000 It was just like, oh, someone said something about Trump and it wasn't negative enough the way that I interpreted it.

00:28:12.000 No, no, no.

00:28:12.000 It's not even about, is the statement negative?

00:28:14.000 Does it sound negative?

00:28:15.000 Yeah!

00:28:16.000 Dude, Donald Trump, have you seen how, like, how ripped he is?

00:28:19.000 What's up with that?

00:28:20.000 Oh my god.

00:28:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:22.000 Jeez.

00:28:23.000 Just say anything about him, but make it sound bad and they'll be like, that's good, that's okay.

00:28:27.000 Yeah.

00:28:27.000 Oh, I saw Donald Trump.

00:28:28.000 It was awful.

00:28:29.000 He was giving children presents at Christmas.

00:28:31.000 What was he thinking? 1.00

00:28:33.000 Yeah, they hear a black chick being like, Donald Trump is stupid. 1.00

00:28:35.000 And they're like, I don't know what to think about this. 1.00

00:28:37.000 Is that positive or negative?

00:28:39.000 But yeah, it's quite literally say something and be opposed to him, even if it's wrong.

00:28:43.000 This is the craziest thing, because now what they're doing on Twitter is they're like, in Donald Trump's latest lawsuit, he says there's no fraud.

00:28:50.000 And then all of them are like, oh, Trump's, you know, everything he said about voter fraud, disproven.

00:28:55.000 And I'm just like, oh, this is one lawsuit.

00:28:58.000 Out of a litany and this one lawsuit they're arguing against what they're calling Improper votes, and then they were like what's your point?

00:29:06.000 Why are you defending Donald Trump?

00:29:09.000 It's like do you want to just say wrong things because if you want to play that game?

00:29:12.000 I'll just be like Donald Trump threw a puppy off a bridge Yeah, I join in is that all I got to do is make something up and just claim.

00:29:17.000 It's bad about Trump. 0.94

00:29:18.000 Yeah, Trump Trump hates Trump Cats! 0.83

00:29:20.000 I figured it out, okay? 0.76

00:29:21.000 I figured it out, okay?

00:29:22.000 They made Trump so binary that now they have no choice but to be like, he's black or he's white.

00:29:28.000 Donald Trump is so binary though.

00:29:30.000 Exactly, I know, right?

00:29:33.000 That sounds like a woke insult.

00:29:34.000 He's the least non-binary person in the history of the world. 0.60

00:29:37.000 Right, oh my gosh, it's true.

00:29:39.000 It quite literally is make up anything about Trump and make it seem bad.

00:29:43.000 And it's really funny when people will say something about Trump that doesn't sound bad

00:29:46.000 enough and then they regret it like uh oh.

00:29:48.000 Like they'll tweet something that is supposed to be negative but could be interpreted as

00:29:52.000 positive and they're like oops.

00:29:54.000 You can't say anything as long as you just say.

00:29:58.000 Like, look at Trump drink 12 beers and people are going to be like, yo, pretty bass, Trump.

00:30:02.000 Trump got chugged a 12-pack?

00:30:03.000 Trump got two scoops of ice cream.

00:30:05.000 I'm not sure I'm supposed to feel about that.

00:30:07.000 Is it a bad thing?

00:30:08.000 Yes, it's bad!

00:30:09.000 Okay, now I agree with you.

00:30:10.000 But you know how much of a lies it is?

00:30:12.000 Because, you know, with like, especially with the Hollywood people, I don't know if you saw, but so Chris Pratt, basically, kind of people were coming up because, you know, they've been saying like, who, you know, well, let's round up the Trump supporters, all this sort of stuff, right?

00:30:24.000 And then Chris Pratt, I guess he's, he like voted Trump or whatever, right?

00:30:29.000 So they made all these articles, like people that weren't in Hollywood.

00:30:32.000 And then all these people in Hollywood who have been, you know, bounding the drum, doing the Grammy speeches came out and they go, Oh, we know, we know Chris Pratt.

00:30:39.000 He's like a really good guy and this and that.

00:30:41.000 And they go, Okay, so your friends are allowed to like Trump?

00:30:43.000 So what?

00:30:45.000 It's everyone else, like anyone else, if they like Trump, they're in trouble, but your friends are allowed to do it?

00:30:49.000 It's like, nah, you guys don't care.

00:30:50.000 All the Marvel people came out defending him?

00:30:53.000 Yeah, whereas people are like, go cancel your parents.

00:30:55.000 And I agree, your friends should be able to like whatever politician they like and you should be friends with, but I go, you can't kind of have it both ways.

00:31:01.000 You can't yell at people and like participate in a system of telling people they're, you know, should cancel their parents and then at the same time, go back and be like, Well, except for Tom.

00:31:10.000 He's cool.

00:31:12.000 He likes Trump.

00:31:13.000 And you know what my favorite one about him is, but they do this all the time.

00:31:17.000 They go, and I'm not like religious or anything, but with him, they go, he participated in a hate group and he's parts of these hate groups.

00:31:24.000 And you look, it's just a church.

00:31:27.000 Now here's the bigger issue.

00:31:30.000 Well, first, let me ask you this.

00:31:32.000 Do you think Trump's going to find a way to stay in the presidency?

00:31:36.000 I mean, I think the odds are probably like what we were talking about before when you look because biggest betting odds, a lot of people will say to me, they go 80% like he's got, he's coming back.

00:31:45.000 Like you don't even know.

00:31:46.000 And I go, if that's the case, why don't you mortgage your house and bet it?

00:31:50.000 Cause you've got the inside scoop and you'll make a million dollars.

00:31:53.000 Right.

00:31:53.000 You obviously know.

00:31:54.000 Right.

00:31:54.000 So, I mean, I think it's probably close to what those odds are.

00:31:57.000 I mean, it would be very difficult to overturn three things.

00:32:01.000 I think that's a good bet.

00:32:02.000 Those are the odds based on what people think.

00:32:07.000 Well, I don't know.

00:32:07.000 Those are the only odds we have, but yeah, I agree.

00:32:10.000 That doesn't mean anything, it just means that there's 10% of people.

00:32:13.000 We have election betting odds that have Trump at 10.5% to be the next president.

00:32:17.000 That's higher than I would have thought.

00:32:18.000 And Predict It has him at 13 cents a share to win the Electoral College.

00:32:22.000 That's a money bet, man.

00:32:25.000 But winning the Electoral College, that's not him becoming the president.

00:32:28.000 He could become president a lot of ways.

00:32:31.000 Winning the Electoral College means overturning these states and then Trump gaining those votes from Biden.

00:32:36.000 Oh, so there's less of a chance of that.

00:32:37.000 Way less of a chance.

00:32:38.000 Yeah, Trump could become president through, like... The lights go off and then he comes out and DDT's Joe Biden.

00:32:43.000 Right, right, right.

00:32:44.000 Off a ladder.

00:32:44.000 I know I've seen that happen before.

00:32:48.000 It could be something happens to Joe Biden, maybe.

00:32:51.000 It could be a contingent election where the House delegations pick him.

00:32:53.000 That's not through the Electoral College.

00:32:55.000 And they're saying 13 cents a share.

00:32:57.000 So here's what I'm telling people.

00:32:59.000 If you really think they're going to release the Kraken, and they've got all this evidence, and it's coming, and Trump's going to win, it's like, you just said it.

00:33:06.000 Mortgage your house, put all that money down, right?

00:33:07.000 If you really believe it.

00:33:08.000 I don't actually think people should do that, just FYI.

00:33:11.000 Well, that's because deep down you probably think the odds are going to be low.

00:33:13.000 They're going to lose their house!

00:33:14.000 Yeah, they're going to lose their...

00:33:15.000 So, look, I'll tell you this.

00:33:16.000 I remember in 2016 when people were like, bet on Trump.

00:33:20.000 I'm gonna bet on Trump.

00:33:21.000 And the odds were around the same thing.

00:33:23.000 I know people who put down a hundred bucks because it was a value bet.

00:33:26.000 Meaning, if I lose a hundred bucks, whatever, I could win a thousand.

00:33:29.000 But that also, this idea that you're gonna lose a hundred bucks because you might win a thousand, it means you think you might win.

00:33:35.000 It means you think Trump could do it.

00:33:37.000 If someone came to you and said, here's a bet.

00:33:40.000 100% guarantee you lose all your money.

00:33:42.000 But, If you do win, which you can't, you'll get a thousand bucks.

00:33:46.000 People are gonna be like, no, what?

00:33:47.000 What do you mean?

00:33:48.000 Right.

00:33:48.000 So they actually do think Trump's gonna win.

00:33:50.000 But also, if you bet a hundred bucks, like, I'll put a hundred to five hundred dollars down just straight up because it's funny.

00:33:56.000 But you're not going to, I'm not going to drop 500 bucks.

00:33:58.000 I did on this election.

00:34:00.000 I bet 500 on Trump.

00:34:02.000 And I was like, I didn't think, well, you didn't lose it yet.

00:34:04.000 Right.

00:34:05.000 I just, I just thought it'd be funny.

00:34:07.000 Cause I'm like, I knew I was doing all these like election shows that night.

00:34:10.000 And I go, if people are melting down and I just want a thousand bucks, I'm like, that's real.

00:34:14.000 Yeah.

00:34:15.000 It would be hilarious, which almost happened.

00:34:16.000 But then I was just straight up.

00:34:18.000 Cause I thought it was funny.

00:34:19.000 Like I didn't care either way.

00:34:20.000 What if, you know, on election night 2016, we had the slow motion breakdown as the states started coming in one by one for Trump, Trump's winning, and then the left slowly started losing their mind more and more.

00:34:30.000 It's like that famous Young Turks video where he's like, we can still do it if we get Wisconsin. 0.99

00:34:34.000 And it's like, Wisconsin, Trump goes, God dammit!

00:34:37.000 It's like, what if we're seeing that, but like times 100? 0.56

00:34:41.000 Where, and I don't even, I do not think the odds of this happening are 10%.

00:34:45.000 I think it's like .001%, like really slim, but could you imagine what it would be like if they're all dancing in the street and stomping on Cheetos bags and they're, celebrate, pull off their masks and chugging champagne and handing it to each other, and then, a week later, One of the states is refusing to certify.

00:35:03.000 The sky just turns orange.

00:35:05.000 But like, I'm imagining, you know, so we're still about a month out from the Electoral College certification.

00:35:10.000 A lot can happen.

00:35:12.000 So what happens like next week, there's some suit and it's like Philadelphia flips, you know, from some, you know, Giuliani's suit wins.

00:35:19.000 And then the left goes, OK, well, I mean, Joe Biden still won.

00:35:23.000 We're celebrating good times, you know, and then a week and a half later and then it's like Arizona and then Trump somehow pulls it off and it's this month long.

00:35:30.000 It was one day in 2016.

00:35:31.000 It's a one month long slow drawn out process of Trump flipping things and winning.

00:35:36.000 I think a lot of these people would be honestly happy about it.

00:35:39.000 Totally.

00:35:39.000 You know, there's a whole industry, you know, built around this stuff.

00:35:42.000 When I was, even the day that he won, like, you know that A lot of people in these activist organizations were that night looking at their baton and having a will-I-won't-die moment.

00:35:52.000 You know what I mean?

00:35:53.000 It's just one day.

00:35:54.000 Jeff Zucker.

00:35:56.000 Trump might win, so you say, and there's a chance they got the Molotov cocktail.

00:36:00.000 They can't bring themselves to throw out the Molotov cocktail because it just might happen.

00:36:04.000 Jeff Zucker's over at CNN and he goes, what have I done?

00:36:09.000 He's gonna lose all his money.

00:36:10.000 Dude, they're gonna sell CNN.

00:36:12.000 I heard they're gonna do it to Teletoon.

00:36:16.000 That's what I heard.

00:36:20.000 A Canadian cartoon network.

00:36:24.000 People are saying Trump might buy it, but I think that's just wishful thinking.

00:36:27.000 Could you imagine how hilarious it would be if Trump buys CNN?

00:36:30.000 They'd block that sale, no?

00:36:31.000 A spite sale. 0.93

00:36:32.000 Yeah, they wouldn't let it happen.

00:36:33.000 But listen, listen.

00:36:34.000 So AT&T is like a $150 billion...

00:36:35.000 A spite sale. 0.93

00:36:36.000 Well, no, they're in the hole.

00:36:37.000 AT&T doesn't care about this stuff.

00:36:40.000 These massive corporations are like, dude, give me money.

00:36:43.000 They're not, I'm sure, deep down they're like, I don't care.

00:36:46.000 And then Trump bought CNN.

00:36:47.000 I hope Breitbart rises to the Capitol to buy CNN.

00:36:49.000 Right?

00:36:50.000 No, no, no, here's the problem.

00:36:52.000 CNN is worth nothing now.

00:36:54.000 That's why they need to sell it. 0.59

00:36:55.000 CNN was going down the tubes a long time ago, and then Trump showed up.

00:36:59.000 And they started blasting Trump rallies on TV non-stop, and it helped him get elected.

00:37:04.000 But they were making money off of it!

00:37:05.000 Their ratings were going up by showing Trump.

00:37:07.000 It's what the people wanted.

00:37:08.000 They wanted the orange man.

00:37:10.000 Hey dude, I've been agreeing with you on this.

00:37:12.000 We've been talking about this for a while, but I'm like, dude, when Trump got voted out of office, a lot of people's entire comedy career just got voted out of office.

00:37:18.000 Yup.

00:37:19.000 Yup.

00:37:20.000 It's crazy.

00:37:20.000 So you did a bit, you had that sketch where it's like a newsroom on election night.

00:37:25.000 Yeah.

00:37:25.000 And they all cheer like, yeah, Biden, Harris.

00:37:27.000 And then it's like a month later and they're all sweating and like, what do we write about?

00:37:32.000 There's nothing to write about.

00:37:33.000 It's over.

00:37:34.000 And I was watching, I went to Union Square the day after.

00:37:39.000 So they had their big party in Brooklyn and everyone was happy.

00:37:41.000 I went, it was pretty fun.

00:37:43.000 Did you get to stop by the Samositos?

00:37:46.000 I got to stop by the Samositos.

00:37:47.000 No, I was with a bunch of friends and we kept doing jokes to each other.

00:37:51.000 I would yell, me and Danny were like, kind of weird you being here after voting for Trump, no?

00:37:56.000 We would say that loudly in front of all the Brooklyn people.

00:38:00.000 I kept saying, I kept trying to start a locker up chant and then blame it on Danny.

00:38:03.000 Oh my gosh!

00:38:04.000 Were you actually yelling lockers up?

00:38:06.000 Yeah, dude!

00:38:06.000 Nobody would join in?

00:38:08.000 No, obviously not!

00:38:09.000 But I was also like, I'd run out of the way and pretend it was, I was just kidding around.

00:38:12.000 But so the next day, after everyone, you know, had their fun, I went to the, I was just filming in Union Square the next day, and this is where they protest.

00:38:18.000 They've been doing a protest against Trump every Saturday for the last eight months.

00:38:23.000 A impeachment, you know, like get him out of the office, right?

00:38:26.000 So I go and like mess with them a lot of times, but The day after, the day after he won, they were all still there and they were like, this is just the beginning!

00:38:34.000 Joe Biden is still complicit in Islamophobia, transphobia, white supremacy, like they didn't even take the day off.

00:38:41.000 They didn't even take one day off.

00:38:44.000 It's not going to work.

00:38:45.000 So they were right back in it.

00:38:46.000 But you could tell the enthusiasm, everyone walking by was like, All right, dude, like it's over. We don't need Trump. Yeah,

00:38:53.000 the media companies need him.

00:38:54.000 There there is going to be right now. They're probably all sitting down doing some kind of like

00:39:00.000 prayer circle saying like, Trump win. And then they're like, no one can know we want Trump to

00:39:05.000 win. But if he doesn't win, we're all going to lose our job.

00:39:07.000 There's been some flailing articles, you know, Oh, do we got one? We got one. Three pointers

00:39:13.000 from the amazing the other three point line turned around backwards. It out. Truly amazing. If you

00:39:20.000 want to talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel so hard, they're pulling out wood

00:39:27.000 chips. I give you the Daily Mail.

00:39:31.000 Ivanka Trump, quote, blamed a fart on her classmate when she was a bratty teenager.

00:39:36.000 To be fair, she did do that to me and I needed to write that article to get something off my chest.

00:39:42.000 Ryan, it's all your fault.

00:39:43.000 This is not an exaggeration.

00:39:45.000 They actually wrote an article about Ivanka Trump 23 years ago or something farting and then saying it was you.

00:39:53.000 Like that's the news?

00:39:55.000 Okay, it is the Daily Mail.

00:39:57.000 Okay, we gotta give them a little benefit of the doubt because it is the Daily Mail.

00:40:00.000 It's not just the Daily Mail.

00:40:03.000 Who is it?

00:40:03.000 It's a bunch of other outlets who all wrote the same thing.

00:40:07.000 The New York Times wrote an article yesterday I'm not even kidding.

00:40:10.000 It was actually not the Daily Mail that initially wrote this story, okay?

00:40:14.000 We got it from yesterday, Daily News.

00:40:17.000 Former Ivanka Trump BFF remembers a fart-blaming elitist with a creepy dad.

00:40:21.000 New York Times wrote an article that said in college Trump took an upper-decker.

00:40:25.000 Oh my gosh, are you serious?

00:40:28.000 Oh my gosh, Ryan.

00:40:30.000 Do people know what an upper-decker is?

00:40:31.000 Trump took an upper-decker in the girls' bathroom.

00:40:35.000 And it was a school he didn't even go to.

00:40:36.000 I knew it.

00:40:37.000 Wow, that's amazing.

00:40:39.000 Daily News.

00:40:40.000 What is it?

00:40:42.000 Oh no.

00:40:42.000 When you take the top off the toilet, the lid off the toilet.

00:40:46.000 And you sit on top of it, so that when they flush... I got it.

00:40:51.000 Upper Decker.

00:40:53.000 Ian's like, I got it.

00:40:54.000 We call it top shelf in it.

00:40:55.000 Right.

00:40:56.000 Back in Chicago, that was like, you know, top shelf.

00:40:58.000 Like liquor, you know what I mean?

00:41:00.000 Yeah, top shelf's pretty nice.

00:41:01.000 I feel like I'm gonna vomit.

00:41:03.000 Well this is what college age people do for some reason.

00:41:06.000 I was just joking.

00:41:08.000 What's the thing when you... Oh yeah, Ivanka Trump Dutch oven someone. 1.00

00:41:14.000 Oh my gosh.

00:41:16.000 This is a preview of what's to come.

00:41:18.000 Baron Trump when he was three years old Dutch oven Joe Biden's wife.

00:41:22.000 We are in the golden period right now.

00:41:25.000 Probably You should all, if you like excitement, you should be cherishing every moment of this period now until January 20th.

00:41:34.000 I don't know what's going to happen after January 20th.

00:41:37.000 Maybe it's Trump, maybe it's not.

00:41:38.000 If it's not Trump, I don't think it's all going to go back to normal, like what normal is supposed to be.

00:41:42.000 Things have been crazy since before 2016 and they're getting crazier and crazier, so I imagine they'll be getting a bit crazy.

00:41:48.000 But right now, Donald Trump, according to the mainstream media, is out.

00:41:53.000 So what do they write about?

00:41:55.000 It's it.

00:41:56.000 You did it, guys.

00:41:57.000 What's the protest?

00:41:58.000 So they have no choice.

00:42:01.000 They still have to write about Trump because it's that golden goose, but they are squeezing, they're strangling the goose, shaking it as hard as possible to get an egg out.

00:42:09.000 And little golden dingleberries are falling out, and they're getting the story like Ivanka Trump farting, and this is where they have to write about Trump somehow, and the only thing they could find is this.

00:42:22.000 After Trump is gone, they're going to be writing stories about Trump.

00:42:26.000 And it's going to be even worse.

00:42:28.000 Yeah, it's going to be darker.

00:42:31.000 Trump didn't lock himself in the White House, but he almost did!

00:42:35.000 Yeah, he did.

00:42:35.000 He thought about it.

00:42:36.000 What they're going to do, they're going to be like, it's now been one month since Donald

00:42:39.000 Trump has left the White House.

00:42:41.000 Here's what things would be like if he didn't.

00:42:43.000 No joke.

00:42:44.000 No joke.

00:42:45.000 I bet you they'll write that article.

00:42:46.000 Yeah.

00:42:47.000 Well, that's what I predicted.

00:42:48.000 I was saying in the new articles, like Kamala Harris looked nice.

00:42:50.000 You know, stuff like that.

00:42:51.000 Yeah, it's so boring.

00:42:52.000 Reminds me of the Family Guy joke where the news is like, you know, a plane crashed into a school.

00:42:56.000 Like, here's what it would have been like if another, like, the plane didn't crash into a school, but here's what it would have looked like if it did!

00:43:01.000 And then they show it anyway because, like, they need something to talk about.

00:43:05.000 So, do you remember when Caitlin Collins was like, Trump has been silent for three days?

00:43:10.000 And I was like, is this news?

00:43:13.000 Sorry, I missed it.

00:43:14.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:43:15.000 What the heck? 0.96

00:43:15.000 What the heck's going on? 0.96

00:43:16.000 They're obsessed!

00:43:17.000 He didn't say anything.

00:43:20.000 Well, I've even noticed a difference in, like, when I make the... because the problem is, like, you know, these places had a boogeyman, and a lot of them were willing to be unprofitable.

00:43:31.000 I mean, these ones we're talking about, they revived them.

00:43:33.000 But there were some places, you know, like, you know, corporations that were still willing to, like, take the hit and almost go unprofitable.

00:43:38.000 Yeah, well, go bro.

00:43:39.000 And it's a little harder to do that without the boogeyman.

00:43:41.000 I've even noticed with my videos, you know, if people would, before, like, originally when you laugh at something, you'd be like, is this funny?

00:43:48.000 Where now you go, is it on the right side?

00:43:50.000 Okay, now I can decide whether to laugh or not.

00:43:52.000 I don't do that.

00:43:52.000 I laugh.

00:43:53.000 Yeah, I don't think most people do that, but a lot of people do.

00:43:55.000 I've got a picture downstairs of Donald Trump, and he's like, he's like a little tiny person.

00:44:01.000 Dude.

00:44:01.000 And he's like, he's got his hands behind his back.

00:44:03.000 It's from George Alexopoulos.

00:44:06.000 It's a comic, and they're like, Mr. Trump, are you ready to win tonight's debate?

00:44:11.000 And then they lift him up, and he's really small, and they put him into a mech suit, and steam comes out, and then he straightens his tie, and then he goes bigly.

00:44:19.000 You can make fun of Trump if you're actually making fun of him. 0.92

00:44:23.000 Drawing a fat, sad Trump with tiny hands is not a joke. 0.99

00:44:26.000 It's just a tribal signal. 0.99

00:44:28.000 It's like, hey, I'm like you, look, the thing.

00:44:30.000 You make an actual funny joke about Trump, they love it.

00:44:33.000 Like, Trump makes fun of himself.

00:44:35.000 And even Trump supporters love it when he's self-deprecating, because he owns it.

00:44:39.000 You know what I mean?

00:44:40.000 On the left, it's... Am I on the right side?

00:44:43.000 Is the joke allowed?

00:44:44.000 Well, there's two parts of it.

00:44:45.000 Like, for the first part, like I said, I've noticed that people have lost that a little bit.

00:44:50.000 They'll just laugh first, because they're like... It's a little... Because they feel like they won, though.

00:44:55.000 No, but some people that feel like they've won now that Trump's gone, I'm noticing them sort of being like, Oh, I can just laugh.

00:45:01.000 I can laugh again.

00:45:02.000 Like they almost feel like that.

00:45:03.000 But the second part, the difference between like the right and the left humor is when you talk about, you know, things that were, you know, crazy jokes that when they talk about like even censorship, like crazy jokes on the right, crazy jokes on the left, things that you're like not okay with.

00:45:16.000 The difference is when you're talking about the right, it's like a guy yelling it on bit shoot for like 40 people to hear.

00:45:22.000 When it's on the left, it's like this is Netflix special.

00:45:25.000 Yeah, or like, you know, dove soap or whatever, right?

00:45:27.000 So I think that's why one's a little more aggressive.

00:45:30.000 Institutional power versus some random guy.

00:45:32.000 And you know what I think, too?

00:45:34.000 What we're seeing with Trump, I think Trump sort of jumped in front of everybody as the bolt was being fired, in a figurative sense.

00:45:43.000 Because the media's been going after small, random internet people for a really, really long time.

00:45:48.000 So it's like some random guy on BitChute will be like, here's my rant.

00:45:51.000 And they're going to be like, Bitch Shoot is hosting extremists. 0.99

00:45:53.000 They should be shut down. 0.89

00:45:54.000 And it's like, dude, the guy's got like 40 views.

00:45:56.000 Leave him alone.

00:45:56.000 Where else is he going to go?

00:45:57.000 Yeah.

00:45:58.000 But then they use institutional power.

00:46:00.000 And it's basically like they made a demand.

00:46:03.000 Hey, this is racist.

00:46:04.000 And then everyone said, OK, you got it.

00:46:06.000 Well, that's racist, too.

00:46:07.000 You got it.

00:46:07.000 And they just keep going.

00:46:09.000 And it's like they're just literally hammering whatever they can find, any tiny smidgen of offense.

00:46:15.000 So they're chasing it to the darkest corners of the web and then screaming about it at the top of their lungs.

00:46:19.000 Yeah, which is how you get rid of racism.

00:46:21.000 Yeah, that's how you do it.

00:46:22.000 That's exactly the degree.

00:46:24.000 I mean, honestly, when you put the bad kids all in one class, that usually sorts it out.

00:46:27.000 Sorts it right out.

00:46:28.000 They probably think that.

00:46:30.000 That they're chasing it down and destroying it.

00:46:33.000 And it's like...

00:46:33.000 They just don't want to hear it.

00:46:34.000 It's like, they think a lot of these people feel like it was war, right?

00:46:37.000 And if you think about that and you're like at war, and imagine I'm there like trying 0.93

00:46:42.000 to make jokes about our general, like, we're about to go kill these people.

00:46:45.000 And I'm like, general's a little looking a little sleepy today, right? 0.95

00:46:47.000 And everyone's like, dude, we're about to go, like, try to kill these people, like, not the time.

00:46:51.000 And I'm like, yeah, but like, check it out, like, bad pants.

00:46:54.000 And no one wants to hear any jokes, right?

00:46:55.000 Right.

00:46:55.000 But if I was to be like, look at their general, like, I can barely speak, everyone would be like, ah!

00:47:00.000 You just described what Michael Malice was explaining the other day on the show about the Soviet Union, where he said that, you know, some American was explaining you could go into the Oval Office, pound on Reagan's desk, and say, I think Reagan is doing a terrible job.

00:47:14.000 And then the Soviet guy was like, oh, you can do the same thing in the Soviet Union.

00:47:17.000 You go to the Red Square, you hang at the table, I think Ronald Reagan is doing a terrible job.

00:47:23.000 Is it kind of weird that we're comparing the Soviet Union to these people or these people to the Soviet Union?

00:47:28.000 No, yeah.

00:47:29.000 It's not weird at all.

00:47:30.000 It's scary.

00:47:31.000 It all like, yeah, and it all boils down to kind of the, you know, what you think the purpose of comedy or what, but they want to collect all these properties, right?

00:47:40.000 It's like, we need to collect music.

00:47:41.000 And I think it was music's a little easier of a sell.

00:47:43.000 Because if you're a singer and they go, okay, you can't sing about this and you go, Whatever, the music, the lyrics are one part of it, but really it's like my songs are still the same and I can kind of be the same.

00:47:51.000 Ba with da ba and um ba.

00:47:53.000 I'm pretty sure they'll figure it out.

00:47:54.000 Do you know what I mean?

00:47:56.000 But with comedy, unfortunately, like you're speaking, so I think comedy gave itself up a little harder, so they had a harder time collecting that property, where they collected the universities, they collected music, they collected advertising, and I think comedy was a little harder for them to scoop up, which is why it became such a contentious issue.

00:48:12.000 Comedy is one of the most powerful tools in opposing authoritarianism.

00:48:15.000 That's why they hate it, and it's so hard for them to conquer.

00:48:19.000 If they want their lockdown or whatever, comedy is making fun of things all the time, and it depowers a lot of the stuff.

00:48:27.000 It takes power away, it ridicules, it makes it seem weaker, in a sense.

00:48:31.000 That's why making fun of things works.

00:48:36.000 If you have a top-down authoritarian culture, What's the one thing everyone can get if you tell a joke?

00:48:42.000 So, like, you're in, you know, the Soviet Union, and everyone has a problem with hot water, and you make a joke about hot water because it's relatable to everybody and they all laugh, they get mad at you because they're like, you're criticizing us and the authority in the system.

00:48:56.000 I don't see how they're gonna be able to get through, you know, like this wokeness. 1.00

00:49:00.000 I don't see how it gets past the Constitution.

00:49:02.000 Well, it doesn't, but the demands on certain levels of speech are too debilitating, like I said.

00:49:09.000 Like, there's certain things you go, hey, if you're gonna run a company, you run ads, you gotta say this, and they go, okay, whatever, it doesn't really change us fundamentally, we're selling t-shirts or whatever.

00:49:16.000 But if you say this about comedy, which is essentially noticing trends or, you know, noticing sociological, you know, let's say I noticed that one group does this and one group does this and they go, yeah, but you're not allowed to do that anymore.

00:49:29.000 So it's like the demands on, you know, speech oriented fields, like what you do of talking four hours a day or whatever.

00:49:36.000 Like, all these demands are, like, debilitating to what you're doing, so that's why it's, like, harder for them to collect those, which is why those are always the linchpins that they try to take care of, right?

00:49:45.000 Whenever, like, authoritarianism comes down, it's, like, always first we want to get rid of, like, jokes about the wrong things, and we want to get rid of observations about the wrong things.

00:49:53.000 Yep.

00:49:54.000 They're trying, but I don't know if it can work.

00:49:58.000 You want to make it illegal to notice things?

00:50:00.000 No, but for real.

00:50:01.000 Because you can do comedy without even, like, you can deliver a comedy without acting or, you know, doing a bit in a sense.

00:50:10.000 When you think about a joke, it's like someone is telling you a joke you know they are.

00:50:13.000 You can literally make people laugh by just talking about normal things.

00:50:17.000 And so you can have an idea, so then they need to control the ideas themselves.

00:50:21.000 And that's probably a part of what cancel culture is.

00:50:24.000 It's like psychological terrorism.

00:50:26.000 We'll destroy your life if you step on the wrong twig.

00:50:29.000 That's why I was saying, it's like the Silent Hill nurses.

00:50:31.000 As soon as you make a noise, they just go wild and start swinging like crazy.

00:50:35.000 Who would want to be in with these people?

00:50:37.000 Why would you want to be in these universities?

00:50:39.000 It's like you're walking down the hallway and then you're like sweating and you're looking around and then you step

00:50:43.000 on a twig and you go Oh, geez, and then they all go and they're like jump out of

00:50:45.000 the walls. They're like latching on you like I Was leave. Oh, yeah, I don't want to be there. I'll just or

00:50:51.000 I'll purposely throw the twig, you know throw rocks Well that room so they all go you hit the nail on the head

00:50:56.000 Like when you make the equations of how these operate there is like an equation that involves how not okay it is to say

00:51:03.000 Right. So that's a lot of times, you know, if you go you this is the thing you can't say

00:51:07.000 you just made it like super funny right?

00:51:11.000 It's like, they're also involved in the equation.

00:51:13.000 It's kind of like that idea of like... Like the fat gross thing joke you just made.

00:51:17.000 It's like the fat gross joke.

00:51:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.84

00:51:19.000 All of your mom.

00:51:20.000 Lizzo you said is a, what did you say she was a huge inspiration? 1.00

00:51:23.000 The fat and gross woman. 1.00

00:51:25.000 Beautiful queen. 1.00

00:51:26.000 See, you wouldn't normally say that until they made it about money.

00:51:30.000 No, it wouldn't be funny, yeah.

00:51:31.000 Right, now it's only funny because it's, like, pointing out... Naughty.

00:51:35.000 I mean, for lack of a better word, yeah.

00:51:36.000 Naughty.

00:51:37.000 I mean, that makes it, like, it's adorable.

00:51:39.000 It's transgressive, yeah.

00:51:40.000 Yeah, transgressive.

00:51:41.000 Offensive.

00:51:42.000 That's the word.

00:51:42.000 Well, I mean, listen, if you were in, let's say, Saudi Arabia, and they go, the one guy you can't talk about is this.

00:51:49.000 Like, if you were 10 years old, and you're like, you know, you make a little joke about that guy, that's the funniest person to make a joke about.

00:51:56.000 Well, yeah, of course.

00:51:56.000 How is Family Guy still on the air?

00:51:59.000 I know that they've changed it.

00:52:01.000 They announced a couple years ago they wouldn't do gay jokes anymore.

00:52:04.000 So they've certainly changed it.

00:52:05.000 They're not going to do jokes that are gay? 0.94

00:52:06.000 Both.

00:52:09.000 We have a system in the writing room. 0.99

00:52:11.000 If anyone says Oh, that's gay. 0.84

00:52:12.000 then we don't do it. But that's it. Yeah. No gay show. Dude, you watch the old episodes and I'm 1.00

00:52:18.000 like, there was a joke. We were just watching a rerun and Peter said something about, you know,

00:52:23.000 they do the callback jokes. And he was like, that was like the time that I was helping the band Huey,

00:52:28.000 Lewis and the Jews. And then the guy, you know, the song, we don't need money.

00:52:32.000 And then the band members go, we quit and they walk out.

00:52:35.000 Like that joke is like, by today's standards, could you tell that joke?

00:52:39.000 Like that's cancelable, but it's on TV every day on numerous channels.

00:52:44.000 Well, I think, you know, people always just make their changes.

00:52:46.000 Like a lot of people, kind of the same way that people are moving to different places right now with the COVID, people are making their changes.

00:52:53.000 And if you look around, you know, people like you have started their own thing and everyone's kind of been making moves.

00:53:00.000 Based on, you know, what they say you can and what you can't do, but I do all those jokes in comedy clubs.

00:53:05.000 You know, I say aggressive stuff, but there's that rung where YouTube's gonna be like, you're done.

00:53:10.000 I guess the issue is, is the mob gonna notice you?

00:53:14.000 Because what'll happen is these clubs are probably gonna be like, hey man, look, I don't think there's anything wrong with your jokes, I just can't afford it if they come and start throwing stuff, you know what I mean?

00:53:22.000 What do you do?

00:53:25.000 You've performed at a bunch of clubs, yeah?

00:53:26.000 Yeah.

00:53:26.000 And you know the managers or the owners?

00:53:28.000 Yeah.

00:53:28.000 You're cool with them?

00:53:30.000 What if one of them came to you and said, dude, I don't want to cancel you, but our phone's ringing off the hook.

00:53:34.000 They're threatening our patrons.

00:53:36.000 We can't have this, man.

00:53:37.000 What do we do?

00:53:38.000 I think a lot of comedy club owners will stand up for that.

00:53:43.000 So I mean, that happened to Ari Shaffir and 150 people called when he did the Kobe joke and people went crazy.

00:53:50.000 And the people at the stand were like, they'd forward him, they'd be like, this is hilarious.

00:53:55.000 Play him on the show!

00:53:55.000 But what are you going to do?

00:53:56.000 It's a comedy club, it's just press.

00:53:57.000 But it's not that, it's like, they'll take your TV shows away, they'll take all that stuff.

00:54:02.000 But the comedy club is the one place it's hard for them to take except for a very few things.

00:54:08.000 Yeah, the bigger issue I think is like people, I guess people might assume it's more nefarious in a lot of ways, like I'm sure even when it comes to TV shows getting cancelled or something like that, the dude who's like at the network isn't going like, how dare you say that, we're banning you, he's probably going like, I'm really sorry this is happening man, but...

00:54:25.000 Our sponsors are pulling out.

00:54:27.000 We have, we're losing money.

00:54:28.000 What, what do we do?

00:54:29.000 And then it's like, sorry, you're, you're, you're out because we're losing money.

00:54:33.000 McFarlane's part of the cult of Biden or anti-Trump.

00:54:37.000 So that's why they haven't knocked family guy.

00:54:39.000 Really low information guy.

00:54:41.000 Like a lot of these people, but I'm not trying to be mean, but like something happened where in, there was a period where like Seth McFarlane knew stuff.

00:54:48.000 Like, you know, you know, he has a family guy joke where Stewie's running naked through the mall going, I just escaped from Kevin Spacey's basement.

00:54:54.000 And then he made a joke about Harvey Weinstein.

00:54:57.000 So people were always making the joke like, what did Seth MacFarlane know?

00:54:59.000 Because apparently he was supposed to be on a plane.

00:55:01.000 He doesn't write the show himself.

00:55:02.000 Right, right, right.

00:55:04.000 Tim, let me tell you how the TV writing room happens.

00:55:07.000 You walk in and say, my name's on the show, get to work, I'm going to grab lunch.

00:55:11.000 Hey, can you guys work any harder, the Homer Simpson style?

00:55:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:15.000 Seth MacFarlane, wasn't he supposed to be on a plane on 9-11?

00:55:18.000 And then he, like, didn't get on the plane or something?

00:55:19.000 Yeah, I bought him the ticket, but then it didn't work out the way that I planned.

00:55:23.000 No, but there's, like, a conspiracy about, like, what he actually knows and who he's connected to.

00:55:27.000 But I think there was a period where, you know, people like Bill Maher and people like Seth MacFarlane knew stuff.

00:55:34.000 They knew it was going on and they knew better than a lot of people.

00:55:37.000 And so they were able to make jokes that were topical and funny, and they could make good points.

00:55:41.000 And then at some point, they just totally gave up.

00:55:44.000 And now they just like... It's remarkable how behind the times Bill Maher is, for instance.

00:55:49.000 I think everyone, you know, it's very hard to be 55 and like crazy on The Pulse.

00:55:54.000 So I think that's just the same way that you probably aren't on the same pulse about what the new music is.

00:56:00.000 I think culturally... Oh, the new music.

00:56:02.000 It's this great song written by Tim Poole.

00:56:05.000 It's the newest.

00:56:06.000 It's the best.

00:56:08.000 I like the song, I like the video.

00:56:09.000 Very cool.

00:56:10.000 Support my upcoming artist, Tim Poole.

00:56:13.000 I agree, I agree.

00:56:14.000 His 14 plays on SoundCloud.

00:56:16.000 It's not about what the new music is.

00:56:18.000 Because there's certainly new music that I would listen to that a 15-year-old wouldn't.

00:56:22.000 It's about, you might not know what Gen Z is doing with TikTok and the songs they like.

00:56:27.000 But that's just their community.

00:56:28.000 So you have yours.

00:56:29.000 When it comes to nudes, it's about being factually correct.

00:56:32.000 And I think, I'll tell you, there's this phenomenon that we see in skateboarding, that we've all, like, me and, like, all skateboarders know this.

00:56:39.000 Amateur skateboarders.

00:56:40.000 It doesn't mean, like, it doesn't mean what people think it means, it means quite literally you're paid to skate, you just don't have your own signature model.

00:56:47.000 Amateur skateboarders are insanely good, like some of the best skateboarders in the world.

00:56:51.000 Once they sign that pro contract, their skill level drops substantially.

00:56:54.000 You know why?

00:56:55.000 Well, they don't stop, but it's like, if you want to grind like that, that's I mean, comedy is the exact same way.

00:57:02.000 Yeah.

00:57:03.000 Once you get the show, you're comfortable. 0.90

00:57:05.000 I mean, the truth is comedy sucks to do.

00:57:08.000 I mean, even in COVID.

00:57:10.000 So when you stop doing it and, you know, lived like three months of like, not really doing standup, you're like, Oh, this is way better.

00:57:16.000 Yeah.

00:57:16.000 I mean, why would anyone do this?

00:57:17.000 I don't know.

00:57:18.000 It sounds like it would be fun.

00:57:19.000 Well, I mean, you say that, but like the idea of, you know, leaving every night, writing two hours, then you do four shows a night.

00:57:25.000 It's the same as anything, right? 0.98

00:57:28.000 Training to be like a professional athlete sucks.

00:57:31.000 You know, if you want to be in the gym five hours a day and then doing wind sprints. 0.81

00:57:35.000 If you're like, oh, you need to take a month off that, you're like, yeah, no, this is better.

00:57:38.000 That sucks to do.

00:57:40.000 So it's a very hard life, but you want to be the best and it's not up to me. 0.91

00:57:43.000 It's irrelevant.

00:57:45.000 I hear what you're saying because you're telling the same jokes like four times a day, right?

00:57:48.000 I was acting in Hollywood a while, but it was like up at 4 a.m.

00:57:51.000 You'd work till 6 p.m.

00:57:53.000 And you got paid so much money, but it was so exhausting.

00:57:56.000 No, no, no, but what I mean is, if you're doing four shows a night, you're doing the same set for the most part, right?

00:58:01.000 Well, I mean, I have a system.

00:58:02.000 I mean, I would write two hours in the morning, and then I would do my newest ten minutes then, and then I would chisel that down for the sex show, and then I would chisel it down, and then at the end of the show, I'd have maybe a new, like, twenty seconds, and then the next day I'd do the exact same thing.

00:58:15.000 It's repetitive.

00:58:17.000 You do the same thing.

00:58:18.000 You've got to make it sound fresh.

00:58:21.000 Like you're just saying it.

00:58:21.000 Depends.

00:58:22.000 Yeah, it's whatever.

00:58:22.000 It doesn't even matter.

00:58:23.000 It's the equivalent of you could say that like a runner or like a weightlifter is like doing the exact same thing, but you're kind of tweaking it and it's a little different.

00:58:30.000 I mean, it depends on how you look at, you know, training.

00:58:32.000 You know what makes this job easy for me?

00:58:34.000 Even though I do like four hours of talking a day is that I'm saying something different.

00:58:37.000 Plus you're sitting at home.

00:58:39.000 You don't have to go to these junky, smoky, loud, dark bars in the cold.

00:58:44.000 Staying at home is actually the worst part.

00:58:45.000 I disagree.

00:58:47.000 What makes it the same and boring is that it's just literally here all day, every day.

00:58:52.000 What makes it doable is that it's a different story.

00:58:55.000 Something's changed.

00:58:56.000 Something's happening.

00:58:56.000 Here's what I think.

00:58:57.000 Here's what's going on.

00:58:58.000 Makes it really easy to do just, you know, every day.

00:59:00.000 But when you really want something, I think none of that matters.

00:59:02.000 Like all that matters to me was like, At the end of that week, did I have a new two minutes?

00:59:07.000 It's great.

00:59:07.000 Well, do I have this new joke?

00:59:10.000 If that's the most important thing, then who cares about all the other stuff?

00:59:13.000 I mean, you sound like a guy, I mean, we've even talked about this before, that when you were younger, you were like, I wanted to be a journalist.

00:59:19.000 And you were willing to- Oh, I didn't.

00:59:21.000 Well, remember, this is what you said, that you put your own money in, you sent yourself overseas, you started doing stories, correct?

00:59:29.000 Am I right?

00:59:29.000 Not when I was a little kid.

00:59:30.000 Not when you were a little kid.

00:59:31.000 What did I say, when you were younger?

00:59:33.000 When I was 26 and started doing this, it wasn't so much about being a journalist, because I had no aspirations for journalism or anything like that.

00:59:38.000 It was about traveling.

00:59:40.000 Traveling, seeing stuff, and then talking about it.

00:59:42.000 Which is basically, you know, at its heart, journalism.

00:59:44.000 Well, it sounds like you decided that you were gonna do something and you were gonna do it no matter what.

00:59:48.000 I decided I was like, dude, it'd be really cool to fly to Spain and see what's going on.

00:59:50.000 Heck yeah.

00:59:51.000 People love traveling and seeing stuff.

00:59:52.000 I mean, I could give the press answer of comedy where you're like, so what is it like?

00:59:56.000 And I'm like, I don't know, dude, I just get up there, have a couple beers, whatever.

00:59:59.000 That definitely sounds cooler.

01:00:00.000 It's like telling a story, you know?

01:00:01.000 There is a thing where I'm always like, why do I do this?

01:00:03.000 Because it is so much easier to be like, I don't know, dude, I just tell some jokes.

01:00:07.000 It sounds so much cooler.

01:00:08.000 But what's the alternative?

01:00:09.000 Do you just, like, not work?

01:00:10.000 Sit around and play video games or what?

01:00:12.000 What could I do?

01:00:12.000 I mean, make videos, podcast, I mean, be in TV shows.

01:00:15.000 Like, there's a million things you could do.

01:00:16.000 I just mean stand up comedy.

01:00:18.000 Well, I mean, it's what you said.

01:00:20.000 It's the exact same thing you said.

01:00:21.000 It's like when you're skateboarding, there's a million things you could do in the skateboard community, but like spending five hours a day, like perfecting one trick.

01:00:28.000 Like, yeah, that is the hard part.

01:00:30.000 The easy part is going and making commercials, doing, you know, endorsement deals, like hanging out, doing interviews, whatever, all that stuff.

01:00:38.000 So back to the original point as to why we're talking about being lazy is that you mentioned these 55-year-old guys have essentially become lazy.

01:00:45.000 I could imagine when... Yes, I think so.

01:00:48.000 How old is Bill Maher?

01:00:50.000 Dude, they're plugging in words to a formula that they've said before in a lot of ways.

01:00:57.000 Let's see how old this guy is.

01:00:58.000 Yeah, we have to look it up now.

01:00:59.000 Bill Maher is 64 years old.

01:01:01.000 He's not even 55.

01:01:01.000 He's 64.

01:01:02.000 And he has writers.

01:01:04.000 I would imagine he's got a huge writing team.

01:01:07.000 It was a week after the Covington Kids incident, and he was wrong.

01:01:12.000 And I'm like, dude, your show is live.

01:01:13.000 How hard is it to use Google?

01:01:16.000 All of these news outlets eventually issued these half-assed corrections, and he was still wrong.

01:01:22.000 And I'm like, that.

01:01:24.000 is low information, laziness.

01:01:26.000 Yeah.

01:01:27.000 And that's where people like Seth MacFarlane and Bill Maher are.

01:01:31.000 And Seth MacFarlane, I don't think it's his obligation to be on The Pulse because he made a cartoon show about, you know, fart humor.

01:01:37.000 But Bill Maher is literally doing political commentary and comedy.

01:01:40.000 He's a comedian.

01:01:41.000 And it's like he's just gotten so lazy with it that it's like two months after something happens, he talks about it.

01:01:47.000 You know, like woke culture and cancel culture.

01:01:50.000 It's like, I'm glad you're calling out this authoritarianism and this weird PC culture, but dude, you're talking about stuff that's months old.

01:01:57.000 Like, you didn't just realize?

01:01:58.000 Did you not Google anything?

01:02:00.000 Well, there's an ecosystem, right?

01:02:02.000 And unfortunately, how it works is people like you, I guess, would be like a rung under that.

01:02:06.000 And what they do is they look at you guys and it's like, oh, when it works for the under rung underneath them, And then there's an ecosystem that goes below, right?

01:02:16.000 You'll watch the same thing with Dave Chappelle or people like that.

01:02:20.000 Watch what the comics that are the top young people in the clubs are talking about.

01:02:24.000 Two years later, that'll be in Chappelle's special.

01:02:27.000 And unfortunately, eventually, you get to have that position and then you can be like, What's going on down there?

01:02:33.000 Oh, okay, I'll do that.

01:02:35.000 Pluck, I'll talk about that, because you're not in the clubs, you're not in the mix, you're talking to the people, right?

01:02:41.000 So that's why someone like Joe Rogan, he's kind of older, but he's still super relevant, because he's still in it, right?

01:02:46.000 He's still having guests on, he's still reading all the news, he's in it.

01:02:50.000 The reality is, there are some political commentators that are high profile, been on TV for a long time, that I think probably should have retired a long time ago, and they're phoning it in.

01:02:58.000 They're like, salary's good, the ratings are good, just you write it up, I'll read it, and then I'm going home.

01:03:03.000 I think Howard Stern still has another 20 seasons in him.

01:03:05.000 He thinks so.

01:03:08.000 Does anybody even listen to that guy anymore?

01:03:10.000 All he does is bring people on.

01:03:11.000 Dude, he's one of my favorites of all time.

01:03:14.000 But all he does now is bring ex-Cast Members of SNL on and ask them about their audition for an hour and a half.

01:03:20.000 Are you serious?

01:03:22.000 Basically.

01:03:23.000 So I know that he's been vocal recently, and I'm like, who does he talk to?

01:03:27.000 Do people actually listen?

01:03:29.000 Yeah.

01:03:30.000 A lot of people like that.

01:03:32.000 That's the other thing.

01:03:33.000 To be controversial, it's kind of a young man's game in a lot of ways, right?

01:03:40.000 So when you're 60 years old or 70 years old, do you really want everyone yelling at you and all that stuff?

01:03:45.000 You're like, but again, and then there is something to be said about that when you're at that age, like maybe just step outside and do a David Letterman style.

01:03:52.000 Maybe you don't have to insert yourself, but like to kind of insert yourself and then to take the easy take.

01:03:57.000 It's like someone like Howard Stern and that's where the Sacha Baron Cohen's and Stern.

01:04:00.000 It's like they kind of go, they take the side of, you know, what mainstream culture is.

01:04:04.000 And it was like, Everything that you're saying right now would have made anything that you've done your entire career, you know, not available to do.

01:04:10.000 Like, Sacha Maron Cohen kind of went on, you know, all these news outlets and he was doing like a speech for the ADL and he goes, you know, we need to stop anti-semitism and all this stuff.

01:04:18.000 And Facebook banned everybody.

01:04:21.000 Sacha Baron Cohen had a song called, uh, Throw the Jew Down a Well, right? 0.88

01:04:24.000 Oh, wow.

01:04:25.000 Satirical, mind you, but if you were to put that on Facebook right now, if Ryan Long, me, had a new video that's coming out, one of my Monday videos, and it's Throw the Jew Down a Well, and it's a bunch of people singing that, it would be taken down in one second.

01:04:37.000 Yeah.

01:04:37.000 So it's kind of like, there's this hypocrisy, it's like, well, yeah, those rules don't apply to you now, and it's, they always want to kind of, you know, pull the rug out for people behind them, and I think, a lot of people, I just don't think they even see the hypocrisy.

01:04:48.000 You know that he did get censored on Facebook, though.

01:04:51.000 For what one?

01:04:51.000 Baron Cohen. For what one? He had some article about hate speech and the image he used was

01:04:56.000 a picture of, no it wasn't hate speech it was fake news. He was like this disinformation

01:05:01.000 is making people go crazy or whatever and we gotta fix it.

01:05:03.000 And the image he used was someone holding like a QAnon sign and so Facebook flagged

01:05:07.000 it as false. Because he was showing the thing. But then he tweeted he was like Facebook what

01:05:11.000 are you doing?

01:05:12.000 Why are you censoring me?

01:05:13.000 I'm special.

01:05:14.000 I'm allowed.

01:05:14.000 I'm the good one.

01:05:15.000 I'm on the good team.

01:05:15.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:05:16.000 Dude, and he's like one of the funniest guys that ever lived.

01:05:18.000 I don't think so.

01:05:19.000 Dude, the early Allie. 1.00

01:05:22.000 I mean, again, like I really do think this kind of like edgy boy comedy stuff is like a young man's game if you really want to.

01:05:28.000 So I think that's where you're going.

01:05:29.000 You can't be in Hollywood hobnobbing with these people and then also be making crazy stuff.

01:05:33.000 You can't be a PC edgy boy.

01:05:35.000 Well, I know.

01:05:36.000 I agree.

01:05:37.000 So it's like he's trying to be, because these people don't have principles.

01:05:41.000 Sacha Baron Cohen should be the one mocking the authoritarian ivory tower elites.

01:05:46.000 He was supposed to be- But he's one of them now, so how?

01:05:50.000 He's making these movies, you know, he's married to- he's in the club, he has to see- and I get it.

01:05:54.000 Like, even as a comedian, it's like, if I was living in LA, and then I go and see all these people, and I was doing my podcast, I would be like, you know what this- and I go, heck, I kind of spent an hour talking to that guy yesterday, like I just feel kind of, like what am I, that guy?

01:06:09.000 I'd go for it.

01:06:10.000 No, the trick is you have to do what South Park guys did, you have to kind of stay out of it.

01:06:14.000 As soon as you stay, as soon as you get it, as soon as it's all your friends, now you're just doing what politicians do, where you have to go out and pretend and then you meet them again and you go, you know, this is all just an act.

01:06:23.000 But it's hard to be real and be truthful when these are your friends.

01:06:27.000 Like imagine You do that? 0.90

01:06:29.000 Could you go and do a full episode about why he's a piece of garbage and then be like, hey, buddy, how's it going? 0.93

01:06:33.000 If Ian punted a cat, I'd be like, dude, this guy punted a cat. 0.90

01:06:36.000 I don't know how, what are you doing?

01:06:37.000 He would rat you out that quick?

01:06:39.000 He sure would, yeah.

01:06:40.000 We argue on the show quite a bit.

01:06:42.000 Well, that's one thing.

01:06:42.000 We're friends, but it's fun to argue things when we do.

01:06:46.000 I mean, that's why comedians, a little bit, you'll see comedians a lot of times say, we have a code, I won't make fun of comedians.

01:06:53.000 And one of the reasons is because you have to see them every day.

01:06:56.000 You know, it's like, how do you go make fun of someone and then show up at work and they're there and you've started a whole internet campaign?

01:07:02.000 You'd be like, yo, what the hell, dude?

01:07:04.000 I agree. 0.71

01:07:06.000 It's a fight.

01:07:06.000 How about like, we're fighting now.

01:07:08.000 I'd be like, I'm going to say whatever I want.

01:07:10.000 You know what I mean?

01:07:10.000 Like if someone does something that's worthy of being made fun of, I'd be like, dude, you're a comedian.

01:07:15.000 I'm a comedian.

01:07:15.000 Grow up.

01:07:15.000 Yeah.

01:07:16.000 But see, the difference is that Tim is not pulling up the ladder behind him.

01:07:19.000 And what I see a lot of these comedians doing is just reeling up the ladder behind them.

01:07:23.000 They don't care about who comes next.

01:07:24.000 They don't care about who's next in line.

01:07:27.000 Like, they really, they don't care.

01:07:29.000 Like, I don't understand why not.

01:07:31.000 They should care about the Next Generation Promise.

01:07:33.000 Well, Joe Rogan does.

01:07:34.000 Yeah, and I think that there is, you can look at it two ways.

01:07:37.000 You can say these people are kind of evil, or you can say it's like naive, or, you know, they just don't even care or see any of it.

01:07:44.000 But I think it's probably the latter.

01:07:46.000 It's like, this is just what's around them.

01:07:47.000 They go, hey, if you do this, you're one of the good guys.

01:07:49.000 And then you go, also, it does kind of screw over people, but you don't even see it like that.

01:07:53.000 You kind of, one of the things that kind of drove me nuts is there are some people that were, you know, whether they're comedians or they go, there's this new thing where it's almost like they're trying to extend an olive branch against cancel culture where they go, you know, we need to make a path for redemption.

01:08:07.000 And I get the message sounds good where you go there needs to be a path for redemption for people that have you know said the wrong things or done the wrong things and everyone goes yeah see this is how we need to treat people but and it's core it seems nice but you go who made you judge and jury for what are the right opinions and it's just include like a lot of their premises are just included that they have all of the right opinions and takes and you know lifestyle things and then and you're wrong and you go Or, option two, is maybe we're allowed to have different opinions, and I don't need to be put in the corner of the bad guys, and then you allow me to come in.

01:08:44.000 Like, that's church language, you know?

01:08:46.000 Well, now Parler's taken off.

01:08:47.000 Yeah.

01:08:48.000 Parler's taken off, and conservatives are joining like crazy, and it's really funny when I see these leftists and liberals making fun of it.

01:08:53.000 I'll see them on Facebook all the time, and they'll say like, you know, what do they call it, Mindspace?

01:08:58.000 You know?

01:08:59.000 That sounds a little German in the wrong way.

01:09:01.000 Yeah, and it was like, it's like a very ha-ha, you know, Mindspace, I get it, ha-ha.

01:09:05.000 And they're all like, you know, it's where all the racists are.

01:09:08.000 Someone posted, I would go to parlor, but I think I've had my fill of hearing racists spout the n-word.

01:09:13.000 And I'm like, you actually, you actually can't say that in a parlor.

01:09:16.000 Parlor's got broadcast restrictions.

01:09:18.000 They say it's like if you can't say it on TV, you can't say it on Parlor.

01:09:21.000 So it's actually fairly strict that people are just hoping that they're not going to be biased against them.

01:09:27.000 So like on Twitter, you get banned for saying learn to code.

01:09:30.000 You can say learn to code on Parlor.

01:09:32.000 On Twitter, you can actually say some fairly offensive things and not get banned that you can't say on Parlor.

01:09:37.000 But people, it's just different rules.

01:09:39.000 Yeah, and partisan rules.

01:09:41.000 I mean, you know, this is the problem in general with, you know, entertainment and all sorts of things, is that, you know, the free speech becomes like a right wing thing.

01:09:50.000 So there's these left wing, you know, networks and stuff like that.

01:09:53.000 So the right wing networks go, oh, we'll be like the free speech network.

01:09:56.000 But it's like, no, you're not.

01:09:57.000 Parler is like a bunch of right wing creators that were like, it's pretty, pretty vocal about their opinions.

01:10:02.000 What you need is like, bipartisan.

01:10:04.000 Like, I want to go, when I talk to these TV networks that are, you know, you look at their thing and it's all Trump's the worst and I'm not really interested in being part of that, but then, you know, you go to these other places and they're like, we agree, you can say whatever you want, but like, nothing bad about Jesus and also Trump kind of rule.

01:10:18.000 What you want is a TV network that says, I don't even know what these guys are doing, but the kids seem to like it.

01:10:23.000 Like that's what you want.

01:10:24.000 You want them to not be involved.

01:10:26.000 They go, I don't have a political opinion.

01:10:28.000 This is what it, you know, and there's a bit of that at these streaming services, but that's what you need.

01:10:33.000 A Twitter that is started by someone that says, Hey, I also don't have a big parlor account.

01:10:37.000 I'm not trying to like build my profile in conjunction with this new platform.

01:10:42.000 You know, the challenge is, what happens when your ISP or your server hosting company or your hosting company or whatever comes to you and says, look, dude, we got nothing against you, we think it's really great you're doing this site, but you've got these people posting this stuff and it's bad for our business.

01:11:01.000 They're posting pro-Hillary stuff and it's really bad for our parlor crowd.

01:11:04.000 And what happens?

01:11:05.000 For a Patriot Pill sponsorship?

01:11:07.000 People think it's more nefarious, like the woke lawyers show up from Google and they're like, you better take that down or we're gonna ban you.

01:11:17.000 No, it happens, you get a phone call like, dude, they're attacking us, they're threatening us, they're going after my family.

01:11:22.000 Can you just take these guys down?

01:11:24.000 It's not a big deal, it's one guy.

01:11:25.000 And then they're gonna stop harassing me.

01:11:27.000 And they go, okay, okay, dude, I'm sorry, I'll take it down.

01:11:29.000 It's more insidious.

01:11:31.000 It gets in your head, it's like a little...

01:11:33.000 You know it's the same thing where if you tell someone that the comedy festivals don't like when you work dirty.

01:11:39.000 It's like every time you have a swear word you go, did I really need that?

01:11:42.000 Like it just starts to infect your head.

01:11:44.000 I always say like when people are you know young and trying to like build their life.

01:11:49.000 If you have like a girlfriend that's kind of needy It might not affect you one thing, but she's like, oh, you're going to do that? 0.51

01:11:54.000 Oh, you're going to go do another set?

01:11:57.000 After two years, it just changes your brain chemistry, where you start being like, ah, I can't.

01:12:04.000 It makes you more fearful, and it makes you less brave, and all that sort of stuff happens.

01:12:09.000 So these things have the same thing.

01:12:10.000 You go, I know if I have people yelling the N-word on my platform.

01:12:14.000 My advertising dollars are going to go from a million dollar ads to, you know, a hundred thousand dollar ads.

01:12:19.000 Right.

01:12:20.000 So why don't I try to get rid of that?

01:12:21.000 It's like, well, because you're based on that.

01:12:24.000 And now you're just in the, they all go that same route.

01:12:26.000 The solution is, is a, uh, uh, an upper level and a lower level where when you log in your default on the, um, moderated space, if someone posts a racial slur, they get knocked down to the basement.

01:12:40.000 Oh yeah.

01:12:41.000 So here's the way it works, though.

01:12:42.000 If you're on the platform, you can turn on, you can activate the filter so you can see all posts no matter what.

01:12:47.000 If you have the general use filter on, you won't see the people who get banned or shuttered.

01:12:52.000 The basement is just a bunch of people, like, with slime and just chains on there.

01:12:57.000 There should be a decentralized mesh network so there's no ISP.

01:13:01.000 The Fediverse.

01:13:02.000 If there's no ISP, we have to bypass the ISP so every device is hosting it.

01:13:06.000 And then you would put the words in that you don't want to see, and then it would filter out all those posts.

01:13:10.000 Yeah, I think the simplest way is you can block people.

01:13:12.000 And you can block people.

01:13:14.000 I guess the bigger problem, they say, is advertisers don't want to appear next to this stuff.

01:13:18.000 And so I'm like, alright, here's what you do.

01:13:21.000 Hire a guy to stand next to a Coke billboard screaming racial slurs and obscenities and then film it and say, Coke, why are you supporting this?

01:13:28.000 Why are you supporting this, Coke?

01:13:29.000 And they're gonna be like, it's a random guy next to our billboard, it's not our fault.

01:13:32.000 Welcome to the internet!

01:13:33.000 If a random guy is online and your ad appears next to it, it's not your fault.

01:13:37.000 Stop thinking that.

01:13:38.000 I'm not gonna blame you because the guy is like a Klan guy standing next to a Coke. 0.79

01:13:42.000 Or it's like, you got a guy in a Klan outfit or whatever and he's drinking Budweiser. 0.50

01:13:45.000 It's like, oh Budweiser, that's your fault now. 0.98

01:13:47.000 No, that's ridiculous. 0.64

01:13:49.000 It would just, it would...

01:13:51.000 The two-tier system sounds good, or if, you know, someone that just wasn't ideologically driven, because that, like, really doesn't exist in the social media sphere.

01:14:00.000 I mean, you might say, like, Zuckerberg's the closest, potentially, that, you know, he kind of seems to be trying to play both sides, and maybe he outwardly does one thing, but he still has an ideological, like, employee base that works one way.

01:14:14.000 I mean, a lot of people want the government to get involved, but it's like, you know, they just sort of do the same thing.

01:14:18.000 They pretend, right?

01:14:18.000 Like, you know, Ted Cruz.

01:14:21.000 All of those hearings are just kind of for someone to yell at.

01:14:24.000 What's the guy's name?

01:14:26.000 The Twitter guy, Jack Dorsey.

01:14:27.000 They give him his talking to.

01:14:28.000 And then Jack's confused at the time because he's nothing to do with Twitter for the most part, and he's just like, Um, I think we're trying to create- He barely got out of his bed!

01:14:38.000 That guy didn't even have a microphone.

01:14:40.000 He was like on the toilet taking that like Congress meeting.

01:14:44.000 And then, look, these things are just, it's fake.

01:14:46.000 They're not gonna do anything about it.

01:14:48.000 It's so fake.

01:14:48.000 They don't do anything about it.

01:14:51.000 How dare you ban someone?

01:14:53.000 No, it's the exact same thing as, like, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez being like, this percent of people own this percent of money! 0.57

01:15:00.000 And everyone applauses, and then they're like, anyways, the bill went through, but... Right, right, right.

01:15:04.000 That actually happened.

01:15:05.000 Yeah, that's all, like, you know, but she gets her clip, and it helps her Twitter account.

01:15:09.000 Wasn't it like she railed against it, but then voted for it?

01:15:12.000 That's even better.

01:15:13.000 Yeah.

01:15:14.000 And then she does her Instagram live and she gets her millions of followers.

01:15:17.000 What do you say?

01:15:17.000 I wasn't voting for it.

01:15:19.000 Politicians are going to become formalities at a certain point.

01:15:21.000 If not, they already are where it's like, I said enough things that you agree with.

01:15:26.000 So now I get to be the person you look at.

01:15:29.000 Yeah.

01:15:29.000 I don't actually do anything.

01:15:30.000 We don't pass laws.

01:15:30.000 We waste everyone's time.

01:15:32.000 Really?

01:15:32.000 We don't need them anymore.

01:15:33.000 We're right at the precipice of not needing them anymore.

01:15:35.000 I can't stand looking at him half the time.

01:15:36.000 know if we need them or we don't. I think that's not the issue. The issue is they're

01:15:39.000 not doing anything now and everyone's kind of upset about it.

01:15:41.000 I noticed. Yeah. So like approval for Congress is lower than like every other branch.

01:15:45.000 I can't stand looking at them half the time. It's so annoying. They just go on and on.

01:15:51.000 Especially when they, look, these are Republicans in this hearing talking to big tech.

01:15:55.000 And I just shut it off.

01:15:57.000 I'm like, dude, how many times do you think I give a flying that you yelled at Mark Zuckerberg?

01:16:04.000 I don't care.

01:16:05.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:16:06.000 It's for, you know, someone's dad or, you know, grandfather to post it and be like, yeah, let him have it.

01:16:12.000 Maybe I'm biased here, but maybe the left loves it when they see AOC do the finger snap and clap back.

01:16:18.000 Yeah, they love the ceremonial thing. 0.98

01:16:20.000 Me watching Ted Cruz say for the fifth time the exact same thing, I'm like, dude, shut up. 0.98

01:16:24.000 He's always so appalled. 0.98

01:16:25.000 I just don't care anymore.

01:16:26.000 Look, dude, respect for standing up and trying to do something the first time, but it's like, fool me once, shame on me.

01:16:32.000 Fool me twice, shame on you.

01:16:33.000 Fool me three, four, five.

01:16:34.000 What's going on?

01:16:34.000 What are you doing?

01:16:35.000 Yeah.

01:16:35.000 Sorry, man.

01:16:36.000 Have you proposed anything?

01:16:37.000 Have you done anything?

01:16:38.000 These hearings are meaningless.

01:16:39.000 And to be fair, maybe they just don't have the power to do anything.

01:16:42.000 I don't think they do, and I don't think they want to.

01:16:44.000 I don't think they want to.

01:16:46.000 It seems like they're afraid to do the wrong thing, so they don't do anything.

01:16:48.000 I don't know if there is anything they could really do.

01:16:51.000 As long as they don't have both chambers, the Democrats won't agree with the Republicans, nothing's going to happen.

01:16:55.000 What are you going to do?

01:16:56.000 Get the government involved?

01:16:56.000 Now the government's the one censoring, making sure the tweets are right?

01:17:01.000 All you can do is apply pressure.

01:17:03.000 I'd like to free the software code so that other companies can pop up with the same code.

01:17:11.000 That's the best thing I can think of.

01:17:12.000 I don't agree with giving someone's property away to someone else because you don't like what they're doing.

01:17:15.000 I think we can break them up or, breaking up to incentivize more market competition or regulate them to incentivize more market competition or something.

01:17:22.000 Neither of those would incentivize competition though.

01:17:26.000 The problem right now is that whenever a new platform pops up, CNN and these woke leftists attack it with, like, terroristic campaigns.

01:17:35.000 Threatening people and their kids and trying to cancel people so they panic and they shut it down.

01:17:39.000 You need, like, 7,000 new networks at once.

01:17:42.000 So, we actually saw people get banned from, like, Google seized the DNS, the actual domain name of, like, I saw an article on the topic of the crazy articles.

01:17:53.000 will not name but like the big companies just do whatever they want.

01:17:57.000 Banks will shut them down.

01:17:58.000 We had Mastercard apparently reach out to Patreon and say ban this guy.

01:18:01.000 So yeah sure we want alternatives to Facebook and Twitter but every time someone tries the

01:18:06.000 left goes after them to defend the establishment. 0.94

01:18:08.000 These people are fascists. 0.91

01:18:09.000 It's too easy. 0.90

01:18:10.000 They're defending massive corporations.

01:18:12.000 I saw an article and on the topic of the crazy articles it was by your old employer Vice

01:18:19.000 and it said that we need a list of the housewives from like the housewives of reality series

01:18:25.000 is that haven't declared Biden the winner yet.

01:18:29.000 Are you serious?

01:18:30.000 I'm dead serious.

01:18:30.000 I talked about it.

01:18:31.000 And so basically they were like the housewife of Beverly Hills, the housewife of Los Angeles.

01:18:36.000 These are three people.

01:18:37.000 And it's just a little interesting that they've been silent.

01:18:40.000 Not that we know they voted for Trump.

01:18:41.000 They just haven't declared.

01:18:43.000 They haven't said congratulations yet.

01:18:45.000 Sir, sir, do you know who Lindsey Graham is?

01:18:47.000 Yeah.

01:18:48.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:18:48.000 Dave Smith posted everything.

01:18:49.000 encouraged Trump to fight this tooth and nail.

01:18:52.000 He's donated money, my understanding, he donated money to help Trump.

01:18:55.000 And then on the floor of the Senate, he walks up and fist bumps Kamala Harris, pats her

01:18:59.000 on the back and walks off.

01:19:00.000 Yeah.

01:19:01.000 It is fake.

01:19:02.000 These people hate Trump.

01:19:03.000 Dave Smith.

01:19:04.000 He's not in the club.

01:19:05.000 Trump's not in the club.

01:19:07.000 They hate the guy.

01:19:08.000 And Joe Biden's the club and Kamala Harris is the club and they've regained control and

01:19:11.000 now they're dancing behind the scenes, doing a little shuffle dance.

01:19:13.000 Lindsey Graham high-fives everybody, they're all laughing.

01:19:15.000 They're having pajama parties.

01:19:16.000 Yup, yup, the pillow fights, and they're just like, they're spraying champagne everywhere.

01:19:21.000 And then they do these hearings where they pretend they actually care.

01:19:24.000 We gotta get him out of there because I'm starting to feel like the French Revolution was pretty violent and bloody, and I'm feeling like it's headed towards that if we don't get these people out of that position. 0.94

01:19:33.000 Well, hold on.

01:19:34.000 First of all, we don't want anything bad to happen.

01:19:36.000 No, I don't want those people to get hurt, but they're doing nothing and angering people.

01:19:40.000 The left is showing up to people's houses with mock guillotines.

01:19:44.000 Like, we're getting to that point where the left is losing it.

01:19:46.000 We have to fix the system before it goes crazy.

01:19:47.000 I was kind of always saying that was one of the best ones with the censorship stuff, because, you know, when they go, oh, this person said the wrong thing, and then you'd see, like, I'm like, you've written hang the landlords on your, like, wall.

01:19:58.000 I'm a landlord.

01:19:59.000 Do you want me to die?

01:20:01.000 No, I'm just being hyperbolic.

01:20:02.000 I go, okay.

01:20:03.000 That's one of the bits you have, right?

01:20:05.000 No, it's not.

01:20:05.000 I don't do it on stage.

01:20:06.000 No, no, no, no.

01:20:06.000 Like the skit you did with the guys choosing the basketball team.

01:20:09.000 Oh yeah.

01:20:09.000 And the skit.

01:20:10.000 The guy's like, I'm a landlord.

01:20:11.000 I am a landlord.

01:20:12.000 Yeah.

01:20:12.000 But that's what, that's where it's from.

01:20:13.000 It's for me, but it's, I've seen that so many times and you go, okay, so now can you see how they were joking at same thing?

01:20:21.000 Right.

01:20:21.000 So, you know, everyone needs to- These- A lot of these people don't understand how, like, making a thing happens.

01:20:28.000 So it's like, I built a house.

01:20:29.000 That house will not stand forever.

01:20:31.000 It needs maintenance.

01:20:32.000 That's a very good point.

01:20:33.000 And then they walk up saying, I should be able to live in that house.

01:20:34.000 And it's like, but I'm the one who maintains it.

01:20:36.000 Stop- Stopping it from falling down.

01:20:38.000 I don't care.

01:20:39.000 You shouldn't be allowed to have it.

01:20:40.000 I should live in it.

01:20:41.000 Then if they do, then it falls apart.

01:20:42.000 Then they're in it and they get a falling- you know.

01:20:44.000 a lot. It's all the organizations that are sort of built around that too. They're very good at,

01:20:49.000 you know, acquiring influence and all that stuff. You know, my buddy, he like works at like a bank

01:20:55.000 and they went to a seminar recently for a bank and all of it was, you know, how to do diversity,

01:21:00.000 how to stop global warming, nothing about running a bank, right? You know, zero things about how to,

01:21:06.000 you know, anything to do with running a bank. And you go, yeah, because these people, a lot of the

01:21:10.000 people that are involved with this stuff, that's why you always find that like, oh, they have all

01:21:13.000 these internal problems. They're not paying people right there. You know, a lot of these places don't

01:21:17.000 actually know how to run companies.

01:21:19.000 But they know how to meddle in your company.

01:21:21.000 They're professionals at that.

01:21:22.000 Like the comedians that don't know how to tell a joke, but they're professionals at meddling in your jokes.

01:21:27.000 There's actually a really successful commune that has about a hundred... Here we go.

01:21:31.000 No, for real, yeah.

01:21:31.000 It's got about a hundred members at any given time, and they have a limit.

01:21:34.000 They can't have more than that.

01:21:36.000 You apply, then you come in for like an interview and if they approve you get to join for a certain amount of time.

01:21:41.000 And you know what you do when you join this very successful commune?

01:21:44.000 You join, you show up, they say here's your bed, have a nice day, we'll see you in the morning.

01:21:49.000 The first thing you do is?

01:21:50.000 Pledge allegiance to Lena Dunham.

01:21:52.000 You get to work.

01:21:53.000 Get to work!

01:21:53.000 You start farming, you start doing chores from sunup to sundown, congratulations, welcome

01:21:58.000 to doing hard labor all day every day.

01:22:00.000 And it works because they screen people and find people who actually like doing hard work,

01:22:04.000 and they have fun and they sing songs at night and they hang out and then they work together

01:22:07.000 in the day and they enjoy themselves, they enjoy gardening, they enjoy building.

01:22:11.000 The problem is, you know why they screen people?

01:22:14.000 Because they don't want pseudo-college-educated fake socialists who are like, actually, I'm the managerial elite who's gonna help you run this effectively.

01:22:21.000 Get out.

01:22:22.000 If you don't do work, get out.

01:22:24.000 We work.

01:22:25.000 We work and then we share the food and we have fun.

01:22:27.000 Question one, what's your name?

01:22:28.000 Question two, do you enjoy pushing boulders around?

01:22:31.000 Yeah, right.

01:22:32.000 Will you mind tilling the field for three weeks straight, sunup to sundown, no days off?

01:22:37.000 A lot of people right now are sort of, because it is hard to get rid of like a culture of everyone has something to say and everyone's meddling with the managers when you start it.

01:22:46.000 But you have to kind of, you have to start it like that, you know, not hire the people that are that.

01:22:50.000 Yeah, you have to find people from the get go that kind of like agree with your vision and I remember when we were, you know, me and Matt at The Hard Times, we were filming, and a lot of times when we'd hire people, we'd kind of look at their Facebook, you'd look at this, and you'd go, you know, what is this person's priorities, you know?

01:23:07.000 Are they posting about cinematography that they did and filming, or are they posting about people that they're mad at, and this and that, and maybe a problem with their last boss, and you can find out pretty quickly right now if someone's, if the job or, you know, whether it's Their hobby or broadcasting is how important of that is on their like hierarchy of beliefs.

01:23:30.000 I don't have that problem.

01:23:31.000 You know, I don't have that problem at all.

01:23:32.000 Well no, you have good people here.

01:23:34.000 No, I don't have to worry about screening anybody, you know why?

01:23:37.000 Because the people- You gotta make them do manual labor if they misbehave. 0.79

01:23:40.000 The woke people- Lydia's been pushing around some boulders in the back. 0.62

01:23:44.000 The woke people and the people who are scared of the woke people won't work for me anyway.

01:23:49.000 That's it.

01:23:50.000 Right.

01:23:51.000 So I actually was trying to hire someone to do lighting and I have a friend who runs a production company and they're like, they don't want to do lighting for you.

01:23:57.000 And I laughed and I was like, good.

01:23:59.000 I don't want them in my house.

01:24:00.000 If like, those are the kind of, I'm glad they self-screened themselves.

01:24:03.000 And then, uh, I hired an audio guy through this company and it was fine.

01:24:06.000 He's like, cool, man.

01:24:07.000 Awesome show.

01:24:08.000 Dig it.

01:24:08.000 Have a nice day.

01:24:09.000 Yeah, he didn't care.

01:24:10.000 If somebody is that crazy, I don't want them anywhere near my house.

01:24:13.000 Like that level of craziness.

01:24:14.000 Like we had a leftist, anti-fascist kind of guy in the show, but he was cool with like, yeah, I'll come hang out, no problem.

01:24:19.000 And I'm like, there you go.

01:24:20.000 If you're willing to be normal and chill and you don't mind, then that's the kind of person that I'm interested in having a conversation with or working with.

01:24:28.000 If I put out like, here's a, I would like a job, not a single crazy woke person's going to apply for it.

01:24:33.000 Perfect.

01:24:33.000 I don't got to worry about it.

01:24:34.000 I wonder though, like, I wonder, I can't, I don't think it's illegal to actually say no woke people, right?

01:24:40.000 Like if your woke need not apply?

01:24:42.000 But you know, woke is just the newest form of a certain class of people that wants to be a professional hall monitor.

01:24:49.000 This existed before, it's just they've taken different forms.

01:24:54.000 This is interesting.

01:24:57.000 Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act protects people on a bunch of things.

01:25:00.000 It protects people based on religion, right? 0.60

01:25:04.000 That's interesting because, you know, we have a separation of church and state.

01:25:10.000 It's informal for the most part, but we don't have a separation of state and ideology.

01:25:16.000 So these woke people are putting their psychotic beliefs, injecting it into the system and forcing it upon people, and it's getting creepy, but it is very much a religion.

01:25:23.000 But you can discriminate against them, can't you?

01:25:27.000 Ideology is not a protected class, so I can literally put up a sign saying, like, woke and need not apply.

01:25:31.000 Well, I mean, it would be hard for you to... I think you'd have to find a way to classify that, and once you classified it, I think you'd be in trouble if you said, oh, someone... If you put it on paper, sure, but if you put it on paper, they'd be like, what does that mean?

01:25:46.000 It's like, oh, they support Black Lives Matter. 0.87

01:25:48.000 What does that mean?

01:25:48.000 They support women.

01:25:49.000 Like, when you put those things on paper, I mean, it's hard to...

01:25:52.000 But I mean... Look, first of all, you could sue a ham sandwich, right?

01:25:55.000 If someone came to me and said they supported Black Lives Matter, I'd be like, cool, that's great, that's wonderful.

01:25:59.000 If they said that they thought discrimination and racism were wrong, I'd be like, that's absolutely fantastic.

01:26:03.000 Of course.

01:26:03.000 We agree with you 100%.

01:26:04.000 If they came in and said they were this woke authoritarian intersectionalist or whatever, or they were obviously like a woke SJW type, I'd be like, you need not apply.

01:26:12.000 It's a waste of your time.

01:26:14.000 Yeah, I mean it is a waste of your time if you want to start telling me how to run the company as opposed to doing your job.

01:26:17.000 It's like, your job is going to be to do this.

01:26:21.000 If you're going to start getting involved in like, you know, if you're going to spend 90% of your time being like, hey I just was doing a survey of the people you hired and it's only 40% women and 60% guys, you go, well that's actually not, like, we didn't hire you to do an audit of our company's employeeship.

01:26:36.000 Well, first of all, My company is a minority-owned company.

01:26:40.000 It's true.

01:26:41.000 And I think I'm the only minority employee. 0.98

01:26:43.000 Which one's that, gay? 1.00

01:26:44.000 What? 0.79

01:26:45.000 No, he's technically not.

01:26:48.000 What did we say before?

01:26:49.000 No gay stuff? 0.99

01:26:53.000 No, that's not true. 0.55

01:26:56.000 Boom! 0.99

01:26:56.000 Got him! 0.99

01:26:57.000 Woo! 0.99

01:26:58.000 Jake, that's it.

01:27:00.000 I posted on Instagram, I said, what did I say, like, Tim Cass is a minority-owned company, Gibbs Money, or something like that.

01:27:07.000 Yeah.

01:27:07.000 And, like, people were laughing and, you know, they liked it.

01:27:10.000 I actually, I started the hashtag for diversity, hashtag Bollywood2Brown.

01:27:14.000 Oh yeah?

01:27:16.000 Oh my gosh.

01:27:19.000 I hired, I've said this before, but I said that on my show, I hired like, when I was doing my TV show in CBC in Canada, I hired all these, you know, a lot of minorities, like Amish Patel, Natisha Gujji, even though there was far more talented white people, but that's the kind of guy that I am.

01:27:36.000 This guy, this guy's got all our numbers with the funniest joke of the night.

01:27:40.000 Are you super chatting?

01:27:41.000 Delorio, yes, so super chat.

01:27:43.000 Ted Delorio says, Bill Maher is the internet explorer of comedians.

01:27:48.000 I think that, like, oddly does explain Bill Maher.

01:27:53.000 Strongly utilized in 2003.

01:27:54.000 Redundant.

01:27:54.000 And then fell into obsolescence.

01:27:59.000 Bill Maher's got it all figured out, though, for sure.

01:28:02.000 You know, it's crazy because He's got good points, but it's like the news he's reading is from two weeks ago.

01:28:09.000 He's retired.

01:28:10.000 Yeah, he's retired.

01:28:11.000 Comedy and entertainment's one of those careers that you can retire and keep doing it.

01:28:15.000 But they just, they're not doing it.

01:28:17.000 They're just like cashing in on it now.

01:28:20.000 And they're still so, they can just turn a camera on, they're so famous that you get yourself tickets.

01:28:23.000 Write me a script.

01:28:24.000 Write me a script.

01:28:25.000 I'll be here to read it for 15 minutes and I'm going home.

01:28:27.000 That's basically what we get.

01:28:28.000 And so a lot of these, like Bill Maher phones it in.

01:28:31.000 And then they book people that are easy gets for him.

01:28:33.000 Like, he doesn't book the best of the best.

01:28:36.000 He doesn't book the people who are really going to challenge him.

01:28:38.000 Like, Bill, you're wrong about this.

01:28:39.000 He books the low-hanging fruit.

01:28:40.000 Which is fine, but it's the wrong field to be phoning it in.

01:28:44.000 It's like, he needs to be like, you know what, this is an 80 hour a week job to stay on the polls for.

01:28:49.000 Right now, I should give this to someone else.

01:28:51.000 Do your documentaries once every year.

01:28:53.000 Like, you know what I mean?

01:28:55.000 You know how hard, probably, it is to do what you do.

01:28:57.000 It's like, if you were starting to feel like, you know what, this is a lot, you go, okay, maybe it's time to, you know, I'm the 50-year-old playing basketball still, it's maybe time to- Taking- You can do other things, you know?

01:29:06.000 Taking time off.

01:29:07.000 It's not the only job.

01:29:08.000 Takes your finger off the pulse.

01:29:10.000 And then so like, here's how it works.

01:29:11.000 If I, I take no days off.

01:29:13.000 I took, I've had a few days off for the past few years.

01:29:15.000 Gary Vee over here!

01:29:17.000 Usually, usually, so the only days I've had one actual chosen day off, and this was in the past.

01:29:22.000 Is that a Jewish joke? 1.00

01:29:22.000 It was right at the election. 1.00

01:29:23.000 No.

01:29:24.000 So I've had like four days off, and one was because I lost my voice, and one was because I actually got sick, and I just was like, sick.

01:29:31.000 It happens.

01:29:31.000 All year?

01:29:32.000 For the past four years, I've had like four days off.

01:29:35.000 That's wild.

01:29:36.000 And the only actual chosen day off was Sunday after they called it for Joe Biden.

01:29:41.000 So then I was like, it's been a crazy week.

01:29:44.000 The news has been nuts.

01:29:46.000 I'm gonna go ride my bike.

01:29:47.000 Just kind of go chill.

01:29:47.000 But here's the thing.

01:29:48.000 Here's what happens.

01:29:50.000 That day off, news happens.

01:29:52.000 I come back and now I'm a day behind on what the news is.

01:29:57.000 So for someone like Bill Maher... Geez, I love you going to sleep that night being like, the news never stops.

01:30:03.000 It doesn't.

01:30:03.000 It keeps going.

01:30:04.000 I'm falling behind.

01:30:06.000 You know how often I get emails from people who are like, dude, check out this story.

01:30:09.000 And it's something I talked about three weeks ago.

01:30:11.000 Yeah.

01:30:11.000 Because regular people are not as up and you get them before they happen.

01:30:15.000 So a lot of times, sometimes I'll do a story as like part of a bigger context that was from like a week or two ago,

01:30:20.000 but for the most part, it's like this thing just happened.

01:30:22.000 And I'll get a new story out with like an hour of the story breaking or something.

01:30:26.000 So you take a day off, you start to fall behind.

01:30:30.000 You semi-retire and tell your writers to deal with it, and now you've got a bunch of... You know what the Peter principle is?

01:30:34.000 They don't care the way you care, and they weren't great.

01:30:37.000 I mean, they're just writers.

01:30:38.000 Not to say that those people aren't great, but writing for your show is probably not the vehicle that they're going to really excel in.

01:30:43.000 I don't have scripts.

01:30:45.000 I don't have scripts.

01:30:45.000 Yeah, I just mean in general.

01:30:46.000 I couldn't do it.

01:30:48.000 But for someone like Bill Maher, he probably gets his cliff notes.

01:30:53.000 We get straight up scripts.

01:30:55.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30:56.000 But like later in the show when he's talking.

01:30:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30:58.000 So, you know what the Peter Principle is? 0.99

01:31:00.000 Uh, is that like a penis thing? 1.00

01:31:02.000 No, no, it's that people are- You sucked it, you bought it? 1.00

01:31:04.000 No, it's uh- You know? 0.96

01:31:06.000 People are hired to the position of their, you know, until they become inefficient, basically.

01:31:11.000 So like, someone's really good in the mailroom, so you promote him to like, mailroom manager, but they're not good at being a manager.

01:31:16.000 You know what I mean?

01:31:18.000 There's another, I believe it's the Peter Principle, there's another one where it says that The founder of the company can only hire people who are less driven and less talented than he is.

01:31:28.000 And so it creates a downward slope effect where a founder is driven and smart and comes up with an idea and starts a company, then hires, you know, his commanders who aren't the same as him.

01:31:39.000 Because look, if you're a founder of a company, you can't hire another founder because they're founding their own company.

01:31:43.000 Yeah.

01:31:43.000 So you find the next tier of people, then they, as the commanders, are looking for people who can manage menial tasks, and then higher down, and higher down, and higher down.

01:31:51.000 And then eventually you have a bunch of people who are really bad at, like, who are not very smart, not very capable, and just do menial tasks.

01:31:57.000 And then the founder, when they want to, so you end up with a Bill Maher, and he says, okay, I'm gonna phone it in from now on, and tells his, you know, underlings.

01:32:04.000 But he doesn't have another, you know, like a CEO mentality.

01:32:08.000 The people who take over to write the scripts are nowhere near the talent and drive that he had when he was at his peak.

01:32:14.000 Because he hired accordingly.

01:32:15.000 Because he was there, why did he need that?

01:32:19.000 Would you choose to stop doing YouTube and stop being a personality and go and write for Bill Maher?

01:32:25.000 No, it would take a lot of money.

01:32:26.000 I mean, I get offers like that for directing, especially, and you're like, it's going to be overvalued for me to do that right now.

01:32:33.000 Exactly.

01:32:33.000 And so, if he can't get someone like you, who you've definitely got your finger on the pulse, your bits are all funny, topical, extremely funny.

01:32:39.000 I know exactly what you're talking about.

01:32:40.000 I say this with editing all the time.

01:32:42.000 It's like, with editors, this is why it's so impossible.

01:32:44.000 People go, you know, and it's one thing, maybe something like this, but with real comedy, great comedy, you go, the same...

01:32:52.000 For someone to be a great editor, they're probably, like, usually very funny, they usually have a good on the pulse, they kind of get culture, you know, they get timing, and they get, like, music, and all these things, and, like, that type of person's usually pretty good with people, and why would they ever in a million years want to be an editor?

01:33:08.000 Right.

01:33:08.000 So, it's very hard to find one.

01:33:10.000 So, Bill Maher needs someone like you if he wants to be relevant.

01:33:14.000 But why?

01:33:15.000 You're going to replace him?

01:33:16.000 I'll tell you the answer, and I've talked about this before, but I think the answer is you need the version of me that's 22.

01:33:21.000 You know what I mean?

01:33:23.000 And the truth is, I think there is a benefit for a 22-year-old or a 23-year-old to be that, and I think there's a lot of place for that.

01:33:30.000 I think a 22 year old would be better served just making their own channel and starting.

01:33:32.000 Just get started.

01:33:33.000 They might be.

01:33:33.000 Start pushing that snowball down the hill now.

01:33:36.000 You know, to be fair, I had a discussion with a friend a while ago.

01:33:39.000 Well, maybe then once you're ready to, you know, not be in charge of the ship, that's when it's time to, you know, move on to a new ship.

01:33:46.000 I think Bill Maher should be hiring a 22-year-old to host the show.

01:33:51.000 He should find, like, he should be saying, you should host real time.

01:33:55.000 And he would executive produce, he would get a share for, you know, producing or whatever.

01:33:59.000 And if he's gonna phone it in and he's not gonna be... I think he still wants to, you know, they get addicted to it.

01:34:03.000 I think he still likes to go around Hollywood and they go, hey, it's Bill Maher.

01:34:06.000 And that's probably another... They fade quickly.

01:34:09.000 I mean, we all think we're so much more important than you are, but like, Someone like that.

01:34:12.000 You know, Jon Stewart left and he comes back every once in a while, but you don't think about him anymore.

01:34:16.000 You know what I mean?

01:34:17.000 Every once in a while he comes back and cries for 9-11 or whatever.

01:34:21.000 He praised Trump.

01:34:23.000 He what?

01:34:23.000 He praised Trump.

01:34:24.000 What did he say?

01:34:24.000 That Trump was the only one actually helping.

01:34:26.000 He's sexy.

01:34:27.000 Oh really?

01:34:27.000 Yeah, helping the 9-11 first responders.

01:34:30.000 And he's like, no one else would do it and Trump did a really great job.

01:34:32.000 And indeed he was hot.

01:34:34.000 That's why I respect Jon Stewart.

01:34:35.000 I respect Jon Stewart.

01:34:37.000 Jon Stewart was super funny, man.

01:34:38.000 He created a genre of television.

01:34:40.000 And he dragged journalists because he said Trump will come after them and criticize them.

01:34:44.000 They take it personally and then respond in kind instead of just doing journalism.

01:34:50.000 They act the way Trump wants them to.

01:34:52.000 Yeah.

01:34:53.000 They act like Trump, really.

01:34:54.000 Yeah, they do.

01:34:55.000 Yeah, it's true.

01:34:56.000 They love him so much.

01:34:56.000 He brings, you know, he's a mirror of all these people.

01:34:59.000 What if, like, when this is all over, it's like the SNL stage, and Trump comes out, and then all the journalists come out, all the never-Trumpers, and they, like, raise their hands, and they smile.

01:35:06.000 Him and Alec Baldwin.

01:35:07.000 Trump and Alec Baldwin laughing.

01:35:08.000 Yeah, and they're laughing, and they hug.

01:35:10.000 And then Trump was like, it's been a great four years!

01:35:12.000 Oh my gosh.

01:35:13.000 Thanks so much for watching!

01:35:14.000 Yup.

01:35:15.000 And all the journalists, and they're all gone.

01:35:16.000 All their Twitters get deactivated.

01:35:17.000 We never hear from them again.

01:35:18.000 Every single one of them.

01:35:19.000 Oh my gosh, amazing.

01:35:20.000 Wow.

01:35:21.000 Yeah, it takes the mask off.

01:35:22.000 It was barren the whole time. 1.00

01:35:24.000 Trump was Alec Baldwin.

01:35:26.000 It wasn't Alec Baldwin, it was the fourth Baldwin.

01:35:31.000 Here's a question I have for Trump supporters.

01:35:33.000 Would you accept Trump leaving the spotlight permanently, never to be seen from again, if he took all of the woke resistance journalists and never Trumpers with him?

01:35:41.000 And they were all just all their Twitter accounts just it's like you could do a really funny movie where it's like someone wakes up it's like and he looks at Twitter and they're all gone like every single one of them and just like what the world would be like with none of them if it never happened no just like just one day it's like you have you seen um uh the movie yesterday The guy's riding his bike, and then he gets hit by a car or something, and then right when he hits the ground, there's a power outage around the world that erases the Beatles.

01:36:07.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:36:08.000 And then he wakes up and, like, no one knows who the Beatles are.

01:36:10.000 Like, it'd be really funny if that happened, but, like, all of the Resistance, Never Trump people are just gone.

01:36:16.000 I would like a movie where you woke up and no one ever heard of Puddle of Mud and you just get to introduce the world to the genius.

01:36:27.000 What songs did they have anyway?

01:36:28.000 I don't even remember.

01:36:29.000 They had Blurry.

01:36:30.000 They had a song called Blurry.

01:36:31.000 I actually like the song called Blurry.

01:36:33.000 Okay, give me a break.

01:36:34.000 You ever see that video of the guy from Nickelback and he comes out on stage and someone throws a bottle and it hits him in the head?

01:36:41.000 The bottle didn't live to tell the tale.

01:36:45.000 I mean, that's messed up, dude.

01:36:46.000 I felt really bad when I saw it.

01:36:47.000 People were laughing, and I'm like, it's funny, but, like, dude, if you don't want to see the guy perform, you don't have to.

01:36:53.000 You can make fun of him, but if the dude wants to play music, I got no beef, and when he walked out, someone threw a bottle at him?

01:36:57.000 Just boom or leave. 0.97

01:36:59.000 My friend went on tour with Chad Krueger and he says he's like the man.

01:37:02.000 He's so cool.

01:37:04.000 Yeah, he's cool.

01:37:04.000 He's a nice guy.

01:37:05.000 He's super cool. 1.00

01:37:05.000 He like beats people up in bars and shit. 1.00

01:37:07.000 What? 1.00

01:37:08.000 Oh my god.

01:37:08.000 Yeah, he got in a bar fight.

01:37:11.000 So he's not a good guy?

01:37:12.000 No, like he's a cool guy.

01:37:15.000 This is a positive story.

01:37:16.000 He said he was beating people up in bars.

01:37:18.000 I'm like, what is he doing? 0.98

01:37:19.000 Yeah, he's sick.

01:37:22.000 No, so what happened?

01:37:24.000 He's a real tough guy in real life.

01:37:26.000 He was a cool, funny guy.

01:37:28.000 And then in a bar, some guy was like, F you Nickelback.

01:37:30.000 And then Chad Krueger was like, say it to my face and punched the guy out.

01:37:34.000 He left me like, yo, Chad Krueger's the man.

01:37:36.000 You know what really annoys me is that someone, some protester made a sign that said Rahm Emanuel listens to Nickelback.

01:37:42.000 Oh snap.

01:37:43.000 And this was a protest in Chicago.

01:37:45.000 And then now every protest you go to, there's like 700 Trump listens to Nickelback signs.

01:37:50.000 it's like wow you're so original like you made a sign someone else made it's a funny joke huh but that's like so much of what we see with these protests like harry potter references oh it's like reading read another book is that is that it you like watch the harry potter movie did you even read the book probably not it'll be like trump is voldemort Here we go.

01:38:10.000 That's it.

01:38:11.000 Giving it to them.

01:38:12.000 Millennials have read one series.

01:38:15.000 They've read seven books, and it's the Harry Potter books.

01:38:17.000 Well, it's also kind of like hard when people, you know, they try to like be funny now.

01:38:21.000 Because it's the same thing like when you've been the teacher for so long, right?

01:38:24.000 They've been telling everyone, you got to say this, you got to do this.

01:38:27.000 And then they kind of come out and they're like, hey, what are you guys laughing about?

01:38:30.000 Here's a fun joke.

01:38:30.000 And you're like, I don't know if you get to do that anymore.

01:38:34.000 So it's hard when someone's tried to be like the puritanical authoritarian for the last four years and they've been mad about everything and then they come out and they try to be goofy now.

01:38:42.000 Why do people want to live that way?

01:38:44.000 You know what I mean?

01:38:45.000 They had to.

01:38:46.000 They had no choice.

01:38:47.000 They were boxed into a corner by their own, you know, cowardice.

01:38:51.000 It's so weird.

01:38:52.000 It really is a weird thing.

01:38:53.000 Like when people make jokes about men or white people or Koreans, I'm like, eh.

01:38:58.000 Is it funny, I guess?

01:39:00.000 They didn't want to step on the twig, man.

01:39:02.000 Jack Murphy was talking about being terrorized by their own political party or by their peers into behaving a certain way.

01:39:08.000 Yeah, all that stuff with like, don't judge a book, like, you know, you shouldn't judge people.

01:39:12.000 A lot of it's so funny because, you know, I talk about this a bit on stage, but they have this idea that be like, Oh, just because someone's, you know, dressed like a convict doesn't mean they've been in jail.

01:39:21.000 It's like you shouldn't judge.

01:39:22.000 And you go, that's the reason we have a brain, you know, the stereotype and these different things and to use data.

01:39:28.000 Like, and I used to say, if you're walking in an alley and there's like an old lady or like a bunch of thugs, like holding guns and you go, you know, don't want to judge.

01:39:33.000 Like, you know, who knows?

01:39:36.000 A guy running at you at night.

01:39:37.000 Yeah.

01:39:37.000 You go, I don't want to judge him.

01:39:39.000 That's the purpose of a brain.

01:39:40.000 That's the whole point.

01:39:41.000 That's the purpose.

01:39:42.000 Yeah.

01:39:42.000 That's the reason you have a brain is to kind of like make judgments and and stuff like that.

01:39:46.000 Someone told me a story about this.

01:39:47.000 I used to live in, there's an area of Chicago, I'm not going to call it this area, I don't

01:39:50.000 want to drag anybody, but I remember a friend of mine got mugged.

01:39:56.000 We were hanging out late at night out of a bar and it's a really trendy area and like

01:40:00.000 some three guys just walked up and just took his phone, his keys, took everything, his

01:40:04.000 wallet.

01:40:05.000 And then I remember talking to, I guess the area's got- Are these the ones that de Blasio and Cuomo didn't want to

01:40:09.000 look at?

01:40:10.000 Well, this is Chicago.

01:40:11.000 So this is, you know, this is rum.

01:40:12.000 This was a long time ago.

01:40:13.000 This was like, you know, 14 years ago or whatever when this went down, or 13.

01:40:16.000 And I remember talking to somebody about the area, because now it's getting better, and they said, it used to be that if you saw a dude walking towards you, you'd cross the street with no qualms about it, because you're like, yo, this guy...

01:40:28.000 I'm not going to be near him.

01:40:30.000 I might get mugged in this neighborhood.

01:40:32.000 Now he was like, somebody we knew was scared of being racist.

01:40:37.000 So just walked right up to a crowd of like a couple of guys and then got mugged.

01:40:40.000 Whoa.

01:40:41.000 And then he was like, well, I don't want to be racist, you know?

01:40:43.000 And they were like, so you walked up to these guys and then they just robbed you?

01:40:47.000 Yeah.

01:40:47.000 Wow.

01:40:48.000 That's like following Google Maps into the ocean.

01:40:50.000 Seriously.

01:40:51.000 But it's like if you see a couple of guys and you don't feel comfortable, like you cross the street.

01:40:56.000 Um, 15 years ago, I was in Chicago walking and, um, I guess I, I had to, I was late to the train.

01:41:01.000 So I turned and I ran across the street, like between the cars.

01:41:05.000 And as I was running full speed across the street, a girl was walking right in front of me and she just took off. 0.89

01:41:11.000 I didn't mean to frighten.

01:41:13.000 I didn't know to apologize or what.

01:41:16.000 I just appeared out of nowhere.

01:41:17.000 And I was.

01:41:18.000 You scared me.

01:41:19.000 I was ready to go.

01:41:20.000 That's just one of the things that, you know, if anything, that should be like where the gender comes together. 1.00

01:41:24.000 And it's like a lot.

01:41:25.000 I've heard girls say this legitimate to me. 0.97

01:41:27.000 They go, you don't know what it's like as a guy walking alone at night.

01:41:31.000 And you go, guys have been afraid walking alone at night.

01:41:35.000 Guys are more likely to be victims of violent crime than women.

01:41:38.000 Yeah.

01:41:39.000 So it's like, what are you talking about?

01:41:40.000 Well, my synopsis is, because girls don't know, because one, they've told it, and then also, like, no guy would ever tell them they're scared, so every guy's like, I'm not scared, those thugs are scared, I'm a weapon.

01:41:49.000 But it's also the narrative being driven into women's heads that they're victims, and it's like, look at the statistics, men are more likely to be victimized.

01:41:56.000 Yeah, it just sucks for everyone, but it's like, you don't have to make everything into, like, the political, you know, identity politics.

01:42:02.000 Yeah, it is so interesting what you just said.

01:42:04.000 You're like, yeah, it sucks walking alone late at night, Yeah.

01:42:09.000 Not sweet for anybody.

01:42:11.000 I was using an ATM in an alleyway at two in the morning and someone mugged me and it's not my fault.

01:42:17.000 Let's do super chats.

01:42:18.000 It kind of does, you know, it goes back to that thing where they were like, you know, we need to teach, stop teaching men to like, you know, rape and stuff.

01:42:26.000 And you go, yeah.

01:42:26.000 What school are they teaching that again?

01:42:29.000 Where you go to school and they're like, you know, day one, we're going to teach you about jumping out of the bushes and bella clava selection.

01:42:35.000 Did I ever tell you about this, uh, this woman I worked with, we were hanging out one day and she goes, I'm gonna ask you a question.

01:42:40.000 I want you to be for real with me.

01:42:41.000 Like how many of your guy friends are cool with rape? 0.95

01:42:43.000 And I, I'm not kidding. 0.75

01:42:44.000 And this was like at the, at a woke news, I was at fusion, the woke company.

01:42:47.000 And I was like, I laughed and I was like, what?

01:42:50.000 She goes, no, like your guy friends, like how many of them are cool with rape?

01:42:53.000 And I was like, are you, are you joking?

01:42:56.000 Yeah, she was like no no like how many and I was like none.

01:42:59.000 What are you talking?

01:43:00.000 Are you serious?

01:43:01.000 And then she goes well, you're no fun. 0.93

01:43:02.000 No, she went really?

01:43:04.000 None of them really and I was like, yes None of them if we were sitting around and one of our friends are bragging or talking like talking about how we want to do it We'd be like dude like that's not like what's wrong with you.

01:43:14.000 Are you serious?

01:43:15.000 Yeah, and she was like Really?

01:43:17.000 And I'm like, who told you these things?

01:43:20.000 Yeah, the dudes like talk about this, like, now that the girls are all gone, like, who'd you get this week?

01:43:25.000 Yeah, like, who did you who did you like, I heard this story about Brett Kavanaugh.

01:43:28.000 I was so inspired.

01:43:30.000 No, no, no, no.

01:43:33.000 Maybe people and some people live that way.

01:43:35.000 But I'm like, I don't think so.

01:43:37.000 I went and talked to some of my friends and I was like, I gotta tell you this.

01:43:39.000 And every single guy I've talked to has had a reaction of like, what?

01:43:43.000 What's wrong with these people?

01:43:45.000 It's like, dude, first of all, it's bad enough that there are guys who go around bragging about this stuff for sure.

01:43:49.000 I haven't, I've not met them.

01:43:50.000 But for like her to think that way, that's how the world really is.

01:43:54.000 It's like this weird indoctrination from the woke left.

01:43:56.000 It's like guys secretly have parties where they, you know, Brett Kavanaugh would go to a party and drug women and they would line about the door.

01:44:03.000 That's not happening.

01:44:04.000 That's crazy.

01:44:05.000 So that reminds me of the 1 in 4 statistic, where 1 in 4 women who go to college campuses get raped. 1.00

01:44:13.000 That's not true.

01:44:14.000 Why would you send your daughter there?

01:44:15.000 That's absolute insanity.

01:44:17.000 Are you kidding?

01:44:18.000 It's the same thing.

01:44:19.000 I know a lot of chicks that have had bad shit happen to them, so it's not true. 0.89

01:44:23.000 It's no joke, yeah. 0.98

01:44:25.000 Come on, man. 0.91

01:44:25.000 It's like they're not teaching people to rape in school. 0.91

01:44:30.000 Also, if this is your friend or this is your daughter or whatever, and you go, You know, instead of teaching girls to not walk through alleys, we need to teach men to walk through alleys.

01:44:38.000 It's like, let's do both!

01:44:39.000 How about let's do both? 0.98

01:44:41.000 Like, definitely don't teach people to rape, but like, until, you know, we eliminate every bad guy in the world.

01:44:46.000 Also, let's not walk through the alley at 4am at night, male or female.

01:44:50.000 Good call.

01:44:51.000 It's probably not the move.

01:44:52.000 I agree.

01:44:52.000 Let's grab these super jets.

01:44:54.000 Friendly Neighborhood Sawyer says, it's hard not to be blackmailed right now.

01:44:58.000 It looks like America is on course to lose this election.

01:45:01.000 I don't know.

01:45:02.000 We'll see.

01:45:02.000 Michael Malice is very confident.

01:45:04.000 Just, you know, because these conversations happen, right?

01:45:07.000 Walker Mack says, suddenly conspiracy theorists don't sound so crazy now.

01:45:11.000 Hmm.

01:45:11.000 I don't care if I will not be vaccinated.

01:45:13.000 I'll die before they force something into my body.

01:45:15.000 So I have this Google search.

01:45:16.000 It's really funny.

01:45:17.000 The Great Reset.

01:45:19.000 Here's the first story.

01:45:20.000 It says, The Great Reset.

01:45:22.000 Building future resilience to global risks.

01:45:25.000 And the next one says, The Baseless Great Reset.

01:45:27.000 Conspiracy theory rises again.

01:45:28.000 It's a conspiracy.

01:45:30.000 From the New York Times!

01:45:31.000 How is this a thing?

01:45:32.000 Where are you getting this from, Tim?

01:45:35.000 Top stories, the literal call for the Great Reset, and the New York Times saying it's a conspiracy theory.

01:45:40.000 The New York Times is absolutely fake news.

01:45:42.000 Just outright.

01:45:45.000 Well, where I come from, the great reset's when you pull out the cartridge and blow in it.

01:45:52.000 Someone sent me a Retron, is that what it's called?

01:45:55.000 They did, it's so cool.

01:45:56.000 I love it so much.

01:45:57.000 Is that an emulator?

01:45:58.000 No, it's an old, it plays Nintendo games, but it's a console.

01:46:02.000 It's so cool.

01:46:02.000 I haven't seen it yet.

01:46:04.000 All right, let's see what we got here.

01:46:05.000 Daniel Teller says Great Reset equals Great Leap Forward to Electric Boogaloo.

01:46:10.000 Guys, my friends, you can't just say Electric Boogaloo, okay?

01:46:13.000 It's Great Leap Forward to American Boogaloo.

01:46:15.000 There you go.

01:46:16.000 Okay, because it was in China before I was here.

01:46:19.000 Camilo says, Ryan, do you take suggestions for skits?

01:46:22.000 If so, how do we get them to you?

01:46:23.000 Oh, I actually get a shortage of people sending me random sketch suggestions, so that would help to add to the pile.

01:46:28.000 I'm sure you have a shortage, yeah.

01:46:31.000 I get so many.

01:46:32.000 Oh my gosh, so many.

01:46:34.000 How many of them are just really bad?

01:46:36.000 I've used, so I've probably got like thousands.

01:46:39.000 Wow.

01:46:39.000 And I only really, I only respond to people that send message on the Patreon just because it's too much.

01:46:44.000 I got one, dude.

01:46:44.000 But I have one that I used that someone sent me an idea.

01:46:47.000 This is going to be good.

01:46:49.000 Okay.

01:46:49.000 That's good.

01:46:50.000 You are Donald Trump.

01:46:53.000 And you eat a bag, you're trying to eat a bag of Cheetos, but your hands are too small to grab them.

01:46:59.000 Oh my gosh.

01:47:00.000 And you're like, I can't pick them up with my tiny hands.

01:47:03.000 It would be so funny.

01:47:05.000 Everybody would be like, that's so original.

01:47:06.000 And it should be happening at the divorce court because Ivanka's filing for divorce because I might PN was too small. 0.60

01:47:13.000 I mean, I gotta be honest.

01:47:14.000 That would actually be funny because you're actually making fun of the woke left or the resistance and not actually Donald Trump.

01:47:20.000 So that actually might work.

01:47:22.000 Maybe.

01:47:22.000 We'll see.

01:47:23.000 Don't actually make fun of him.

01:47:27.000 Felipe says, I mean, the bit works now because we're making fun of them.

01:47:30.000 Felipe says, I'd like to get your thoughts on a video, an excerpt from a book.

01:47:33.000 The video was called How to Rule Mankind by Liberty Pen.

01:47:36.000 If you get a chance, please share your thoughts.

01:47:38.000 I think it's what's going on now.

01:47:39.000 Interesting.

01:47:39.000 I'll check it out.

01:47:41.000 Let's see.

01:47:43.000 Jesse Stigler says, from your video today, don't you remember de Blasio on the radio asking to help him redistribute wealth on radio?

01:47:51.000 I don't remember that.

01:47:52.000 Help me tax the wealthy, help me redistribute wealth.

01:47:55.000 If you go to the hill and cop... Oh, wow.

01:47:57.000 That's crazy.

01:48:00.000 Sam Beasley says, right-wing tyranny is exclusive.

01:48:02.000 This is ours and you can't have it.

01:48:04.000 Left-wing tyranny is inclusive.

01:48:06.000 This is for everyone and you can't refuse it.

01:48:08.000 Interesting.

01:48:09.000 Ty Chapman says, check out Trump's latest tweet about Wisconsin.

01:48:13.000 Oh, really?

01:48:14.000 How about we look up Trump's tweet and see what just happened?

01:48:20.000 I accidentally typed in TWET, but it doesn't matter because Google still works.

01:48:27.000 Oh, interesting.

01:48:27.000 He says, look at this in Wisconsin.

01:48:30.000 A day after the election, Biden receives a dump of 143,379 votes at 3.42 a.m.

01:48:36.000 when they learned he was losing badly.

01:48:37.000 This is unbelievable.

01:48:39.000 Told you there was an upper decker.

01:48:40.000 Oh, snap. 0.99

01:48:41.000 You weren't kidding.

01:48:41.000 What is this?

01:48:42.000 Oh, my goodness.

01:48:43.000 Did they?

01:48:44.000 Is the official explanation that they counted all the ballots immediately at once and then just loaded them all in?

01:48:49.000 I don't know.

01:48:49.000 Look for the Twitter fact check.

01:48:51.000 Look, all of this stuff is really is interesting and I'd like to see where it ends up.

01:48:54.000 But if they don't, like, if they can't win in court, they can't win.

01:48:57.000 I don't know.

01:48:57.000 We'll see.

01:48:58.000 We'll see how things play out.

01:49:00.000 All right, let's see.

01:49:00.000 What do we got here in the Super Chats?

01:49:03.000 RayLeonard13 says, there is a reason why CNN has the popular vote indicator on full time next to COVID numbers to help convince people subtly that Trump lost no matter what is happening or will happen.

01:49:14.000 Interesting.

01:49:16.000 James Andrew Lewis says, Hey Tim, long time listener.

01:49:17.000 Loved your latest show with Alex Jones.

01:49:19.000 Insane and hilarious.

01:49:21.000 You mentioned needing a web dev.

01:49:22.000 Let's chat.

01:49:23.000 Yes, definitely.

01:49:24.000 But I were like paralyzed from the lockdowns coming in.

01:49:28.000 So I don't know what we can do and when we'll be able to do it.

01:49:30.000 Like it's almost impossible to run a business these days.

01:49:34.000 Whoa, what's this?

01:49:35.000 Oh, Naylor Holanda sent a... what are these, rubles?

01:49:37.000 I can't tell what... I don't know, it says R. It's an R and a dollar sign, whatever that is.

01:49:42.000 But retracted, unfortunately.

01:49:43.000 Thank you, thank you.

01:49:44.000 Anthony Sommer says, Tim, these news networks obviously have zero credibility.

01:49:49.000 I don't know if they will run out of content necessarily.

01:49:51.000 It is possible they will make up unhinged, fear-mongering articles and other content to support their ideologies.

01:49:56.000 Possible.

01:49:57.000 And then there's this one, Bill Maher is the internet explorer of comedians.

01:50:00.000 Very good!

01:50:01.000 Good stuff.

01:50:02.000 Very true.

01:50:03.000 Politically Defiant says, Hollywood, sports, and other high-end celebrities that are worth hundreds of millions of dollars scream that more taxes are needed, won't pay it themselves, and don't start their own businesses to hire fellow Americans who help them become wealthy celebs.

01:50:16.000 That is correct.

01:50:18.000 American Honesty says, Ohio recently implemented a 21-day curfew from 10 p.m.

01:50:23.000 to 5 a.m. 0.98

01:50:24.000 Our governor is ridiculous. 0.98

01:50:26.000 People are rebelling, and I'm going shopping after 10 p.m. 0.99

01:50:29.000 from now on.

01:50:30.000 Crazy.

01:50:31.000 Wow, man.

01:50:33.000 I don't know about all that.

01:50:33.000 You heard about Trump firing, you know, a bunch of these like top security people?

01:50:36.000 was prep when if when slash if he loses as a way of keeping a foot in the door

01:50:41.000 by having the Durham investigation into Biden so he can't appoint new people I

01:50:45.000 don't know about all that you heard about Trump firing you know a bunch of

01:50:48.000 these like top security people recently yeah this is gonna be a coup because he

01:50:53.000 just had the acting Secretary of Defense who was just appointed say special

01:50:57.000 operations will now report directly to him which is like so all these leftists

01:51:01.000 are like this is literally what happens before a military coup

01:51:03.000 Trump's not going to leave.

01:51:04.000 What do we do?

01:51:06.000 I don't think the U.S.

01:51:06.000 works that way, so I don't know what they think's gonna happen.

01:51:08.000 Trump's just gonna, like, declare himself.

01:51:10.000 They're gonna be like, okay, sir, right this way out the door.

01:51:12.000 Yeah, they're making crazy predictions for what he's gonna do.

01:51:16.000 What is this?

01:51:18.000 Eric Olson says, check out Nickelback's cover of The Devil Went Down to Georgia.

01:51:23.000 I've never actually been interested in listening to a Nickelback song, but I'm actually interested in hearing that.

01:51:27.000 Yeah.

01:51:28.000 That is interesting.

01:51:29.000 Waffle Sensei says, quote, that's like following Google Maps into the ocean.

01:51:32.000 Ian, that was great.

01:51:33.000 Yeah, right?

01:51:34.000 Agreed.

01:51:35.000 Walking into someone because you don't want to be racist.

01:51:37.000 So funny.

01:51:38.000 Let's see.

01:51:39.000 Joshua Brogue says, is the left in favor of censorship because they can't step on the twig if twigs are banned?

01:51:45.000 I want to stop on twigs like Cheeto bags.

01:51:50.000 No, I don't think that makes sense.

01:51:52.000 I think a lot of people on the left are in a circular firing squad, you know, like a Mexican standoff, where it's like they're all pointing guns at each other and shaking and like, oh, what do I do?

01:51:59.000 I can't, you know, I can't stop.

01:52:01.000 I have to be part of this.

01:52:03.000 Data Delta says, I'm a CS student, Wisconsin, and made a web app called DataTrackerApp.com.

01:52:10.000 Tracks COVID-19 death counts across all the states and US.

01:52:13.000 Does breakdown of age ranges and comorbidities as well.

01:52:16.000 Oh, cool.

01:52:16.000 Interesting.

01:52:16.000 Very cool.

01:52:17.000 L says, Ryan, I just want you to know that you are genuinely funny.

01:52:21.000 I'm sitting here listening while I work and I keep bursting out laughing.

01:52:23.000 Very true.

01:52:24.000 Tim, Lydia, Ian, love your guys' work.

01:52:25.000 Main source of news.

01:52:27.000 Thank you.

01:52:27.000 Well, you know, when we have Ryan Long on, you're getting only the most serious and important news.

01:52:33.000 All the hot topics.

01:52:36.000 Well, I was literally, when you just said the school shut down, I was literally like, well, who am I going to sell my weed to?

01:52:44.000 They never stop with me, guys.

01:52:46.000 Are you talking about the grade school children?

01:52:49.000 Didn't New York legalize weed? 0.82

01:52:52.000 I was New Jersey, just legalized.

01:52:54.000 Recreational or medicinal?

01:52:55.000 Recreational, right?

01:52:56.000 So I don't know if they, I think they decriminalized it, but that was a big celebration. 0.86

01:53:02.000 But all that stuff takes a while.

01:53:03.000 Oh, yeah.

01:53:04.000 True.

01:53:04.000 Yeah, they did that in Canada where they like decriminalized everything and it took forever.

01:53:08.000 And in the meantime, they kind of, it actually made people, things worse for people that were like in the weed industry.

01:53:13.000 That makes sense.

01:53:14.000 Uh, no.

01:53:14.000 That's no.

01:53:14.000 Nope.

01:53:15.000 It will never be red.

01:53:15.000 What's this about OANN's story of military seizing a server showing Trump winning 410

01:53:20.000 electoral votes?

01:53:22.000 That map showing Trump winning 410, has California read?

01:53:25.000 I'm not sure.

01:53:27.000 I believe that's a real thing.

01:53:29.000 Because California is like 65% registered Democrat and like 28% registered Republican

01:53:36.000 or some tiny number.

01:53:37.000 So it was read in like 1992 or something like 19, I think it was like the last time it was

01:53:41.000 like 92 or something like that or 88, I'm not sure.

01:53:44.000 But, uh, I don't believe that's real.

01:53:45.000 Here's the bigger issue though.

01:53:47.000 Right-wing media sources are saying military seized this server in Germany, it was a Spanish server.

01:53:52.000 And then AP is saying that's fake news, it never happened.

01:53:54.000 So people are just going to choose what they believe and that's it.

01:53:58.000 I saw a lot of the two with the debunking.

01:54:00.000 They like just debunk a different thing.

01:54:02.000 Like someone will be, I think there's that Fleckas dude. 0.99

01:54:04.000 They were like, here's 10,000 names that were wrong or whatever.

01:54:06.000 And then you saw the people being like, here's debunking.

01:54:09.000 And they're like, well, there's 15,000 on your debunked list.

01:54:12.000 So you can't even like trust the debunking.

01:54:14.000 You don't know what's going on anywhere.

01:54:16.000 Yeah, it's very difficult.

01:54:18.000 It's not helping.

01:54:19.000 And like Fox basically has like gone full Trump's, you know, against Trump, except Tucker Carlson's like sticking to it.

01:54:26.000 That's weird.

01:54:27.000 We have quite possibly... Can't cock the duck?

01:54:30.000 We have quite possibly the best super chat ever.

01:54:33.000 Nice.

01:54:34.000 I'm somewhat being facetious.

01:54:35.000 Do you know that reference?

01:54:36.000 No.

01:54:36.000 The imagery of Trump disappearing taking all the woke with him reminds me of Goku instant transmitting cell before he

01:54:42.000 exploded Do you know that reference?

01:54:45.000 No But uh

01:54:47.000 It's Dragon Ball Z. I know I said that I knew it was Yeah, that's why I said that's why I said my video like

01:54:52.000 trying to be a grown white man saying that you like Dragon Ball Z

01:54:55.000 Cuz I was I used to be a black man before Now furious says is it fair to say there's officially more

01:55:01.000 evidence of impropriety in our election than evidence that Kavanaugh committed

01:55:05.000 those accusations.

01:55:08.000 Things that he was accused of.

01:55:09.000 Yeah, of course.

01:55:10.000 Accused of drinking a couple beers.

01:55:13.000 That's right.

01:55:13.000 He likes beer.

01:55:14.000 They pulled up his high school calendar and were like, what's this?

01:55:17.000 It says beer on it.

01:55:18.000 It's like, I don't know.

01:55:20.000 That was 35 years ago.

01:55:22.000 I was a teenager, dude.

01:55:24.000 Like, what is this?

01:55:25.000 Well, you know, we got to find something.

01:55:27.000 So remember the guy from NASCAR?

01:55:28.000 I think it was NASCAR whose dad said the N-word in the 80s.

01:55:31.000 So his sponsors dropped him.

01:55:33.000 Insane.

01:55:35.000 I didn't say anything, dude!

01:55:37.000 Well, your dad said it on the radio.

01:55:39.000 That'd be good right now.

01:55:40.000 If TMZ, if you're listening, if you could get an undercover photo of Kavanaugh playing flip cup and they just catch Kavanaugh mid-flipping a cup and looks at the camera just...

01:55:56.000 Chris Dumas says, what do you think about the election going to districts rather than states like Nebraska?

01:56:01.000 I'm pretty sure if we voted by district, a Democrat would never win again.

01:56:05.000 If, you know, because I'm not smart enough to comment on that.

01:56:09.000 I'm pretty sure there's more Republican districts than Democrat districts.

01:56:12.000 That's a fact.

01:56:13.000 Like the Democrat districts are like New York, LA or the counties or whatever.

01:56:17.000 So if we did it by district, it would be all Republican, basically.

01:56:21.000 But you would give the districts, like, more representative votes because they're bigger?

01:56:25.000 Well, in Nebraska and Maine, they split their electoral votes by district.

01:56:30.000 So, like, the urban center in Nebraska gets, like, three electoral votes, and then the rural area gets one electoral vote or something like that.

01:56:36.000 So if we did that for every state, then it wouldn't be winner-take-all.

01:56:39.000 It would probably be Republicans winning every single time.

01:56:42.000 You'd have to break it down to, like, decimals and stuff, just purely by their population if you're gonna do that.

01:56:47.000 I mean, a popular vote?

01:56:50.000 No, you'd have, like, three in Los Angeles County, .2 in, like, the smaller ones that have 160th of the population and stuff like that.

01:56:57.000 Yeah, maybe.

01:56:57.000 I don't know.

01:56:58.000 Andy Mozeka says, Harumph, I say!

01:57:00.000 I will not impugn the honor of Ryan Long.

01:57:02.000 JK, thanks for recommending the book Trust Me, I'm Lying by Ryan Holiday.

01:57:05.000 Do you have any other book recommendations?

01:57:09.000 Ryan?

01:57:10.000 Um, I just read Art of the Deal over and over again.

01:57:12.000 I go back and forth.

01:57:16.000 One page of Art of the Deal and one page of 48 Laws of Power.

01:57:19.000 They should turn Art of the Deal into a three movie... They should.

01:57:23.000 Oh, I know!

01:57:23.000 They just made Fast and Furious 7 into a book.

01:57:26.000 Did they really?

01:57:27.000 Oh yeah, it's a 45 page chase scene.

01:57:30.000 I recommend the... Describing the vehicles.

01:57:33.000 I recommend the book, Fast and Furious 7.

01:57:35.000 Does anybody have any book recommendations?

01:57:38.000 I like Ryan Holiday's stuff, it's good.

01:57:40.000 James Altucher has a new book, shout out to NJD.

01:57:44.000 Yeah, he was talking about how New York is basically just like a ghost town.

01:57:47.000 Yeah, we talked about that last time.

01:57:50.000 Pablo says, you can't fire based on political beliefs, and you probably aren't allowed to ask.

01:57:54.000 So many protected classes, you would say the position is filled if they revealed their woke politics in the interview.

01:58:00.000 No, I think that's only in DC.

01:58:02.000 I think only DC protects political class or political affiliation for obvious reasons.

01:58:08.000 If you're in DC and it's like, you're there because you have to be, and then you walk into a restaurant and you're wearing like, you know, your, your Trump hat or whatever.

01:58:14.000 And they think you can't come in here.

01:58:16.000 It's like the city wouldn't function.

01:58:17.000 You know what I mean?

01:58:17.000 But, but, but I think that's smart because I think that everyone who's should be protected for wearing like a MAGA hat, you should be protected for whatever your political beliefs are.

01:58:25.000 I'm doing a video where I'm getting people on the streets, um, talking about, uh, dudes that got beat up for wearing Trump hats and getting them to admit that they were asking for it for multiple reasons.

01:58:37.000 Asking for it.

01:58:38.000 Ryan.

01:58:39.000 Let's see.

01:58:40.000 JW says sworn affidavit filed today in GA state that they witnessed thousands of ballots being counted, all with machine printed bubbles being filled out for Biden.

01:58:49.000 Yeah, the Dominion voting machines can actually re, like, can change ballots.

01:58:55.000 And, I mean, it does make sense to, you know, to a certain degree, but, like, shouldn't we just vote paper ballots and just, like, have them physically?

01:59:07.000 So the way Canada does it is that they count the paper with people watching them do it from, like, different parties, and then they all agree on what the number is, and that's the only number ever, and then they report that number all together.

01:59:18.000 All staring at each other like, it was 17,326.

01:59:20.000 Really?

01:59:23.000 Well then there's no way, that's the safest way to do it.

01:59:25.000 Interesting.

01:59:26.000 Because, you can't lie because I'm standing next to you, and then the number gets transmitted to, you know, like, to the guy who adds the number, and you have all this scrutiny.

01:59:35.000 Right now the problem is, they watch the vote, put it in the machine, the machine does who knows what, and then the machine transmits it to who knows where.

01:59:42.000 Or they put it on the tape, they put it on the machine and walk away.

01:59:44.000 If you actually have people scrutinizing it, and you have the paper ballots, someone could be like, that's not true, wasn't that number?

01:59:49.000 Count it again.

01:59:51.000 You're being challenged by other political interests.

01:59:53.000 Takes too long, though.

01:59:55.000 Yeah, that's not true.

01:59:57.000 Paper ballot counting, and then a recount, and then if the paper gets wet or burned, they're gone forever.

02:00:02.000 Have you ever counted money?

02:00:03.000 Do you know how counting works?

02:00:05.000 It's all decentralized.

02:00:06.000 So if 100 people in one district come in and they count, they go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 100.

02:00:10.000 Then they report that by county.

02:00:13.000 So there are some counties where it takes a little bit longer, but they can count it super quick.

02:00:17.000 It's not like one guy or like 10 people are counting 5 million ballots.

02:00:21.000 They're counting like maybe a few thousand.

02:00:23.000 And then in most counties where you have smaller populations, it's not even the entirety of the city.

02:00:28.000 You might have 30,000 people in one city, but it's, you know, it's like... I don't want animals counting my ballot.

02:00:33.000 I want machine tallying it for me.

02:00:35.000 Machines that are made by animals.

02:00:37.000 So they're less reliable.

02:00:38.000 Like a blockchain.

02:00:39.000 Less reliable.

02:00:40.000 I don't want a proprietary computer doing it.

02:00:42.000 No, it's more reliable than a monkey carrying a piece of paper.

02:00:47.000 So what happens if I just go in and change and add a bunch of fake votes?

02:00:51.000 It would show on the chain.

02:00:53.000 They would see on the chain that in Herman District or whatever, there was 7,000 votes for Biden.

02:00:58.000 You'd be like, I guess that's real.

02:00:59.000 I can't challenge it.

02:01:00.000 And 370 of them were changed on Tuesday.

02:01:02.000 No, it wouldn't.

02:01:03.000 That would show it on the chain.

02:01:04.000 Grandma Sherry doesn't know that she voted or didn't vote because you just took her information out of her mailbox and then voted, now it's on the blockchain.

02:01:13.000 It's up to Sherry to check her vote.

02:01:16.000 So that means I can steal Sherry who's not interested. 1.00

02:01:18.000 And you can do that today, too.

02:01:19.000 Exactly.

02:01:19.000 But I'm not saying it's perfect, I'm just saying it's better.

02:01:21.000 Here's the best part.

02:01:22.000 They go and audit the hard paper ballot and say, hey, wait a minute, and they can challenge them.

02:01:26.000 Dude, the ballots are on...

02:01:29.000 That's why it should be on paper!

02:01:30.000 Security, it's better to be secure than insecure.

02:01:32.000 And what if someone steals the memory card?

02:01:34.000 And there's no record?

02:01:35.000 Then it's gone forever, but if it's on the blockchain, people can't steal it.

02:01:37.000 them they're gone forever and what if someone steals the memory card?

02:01:40.000 There's no record.

02:01:41.000 And like the three counties already that didn't upload.

02:01:43.000 And it's gone forever but if it's on the blockchain people can't steal it.

02:01:46.000 So when people forge ballots then it's on the blockchain forever too?

02:01:50.000 I guess so but it's up to you to check.

02:01:52.000 The big problem right now is two things.

02:01:54.000 There's an audit saying that a bunch of Republican absentee bouts never got received, and there's challenges that a bunch of people had voted in states they don't live in anymore, which some people suspect now was someone filling out bouts on their behalf to get extra votes.

02:02:07.000 Definitely check your name.

02:02:08.000 If you lived in another state in the last year, you should check to make sure you didn't get voted for in that state.

02:02:13.000 That's up on you, though.

02:02:15.000 In Canada, they're like bragging on Twitter that they use paper ballots only with scrutineers who are watching, and then they all count the ballots together and it never gets entered into a machine and the numbers are all confirmed by multiple people.

02:02:27.000 And it's funny because you have all these leftists saying Canada's the way to do it, and Canada's like, oh actually, we have voter ID laws and we're way more secure than you.

02:02:33.000 Uh-huh.

02:02:34.000 Yeah.

02:02:35.000 Alright, let's see what we got.

02:02:36.000 D.S.

02:02:36.000 says Trump is the new punk rock.

02:02:39.000 Flowification says if the Patriot was in 2020, the left smacks gavel.

02:02:43.000 Our first order of business, the right.

02:02:45.000 And our last if we vote a Biden, distressed partisan noises.

02:02:49.000 Wasn't the vote for the levy, wasn't the guy they wanted to go to war?

02:02:54.000 They wanted to levy war.

02:02:55.000 Yeah.

02:02:56.000 Yeah.

02:02:56.000 So it's the other way around.

02:02:58.000 The left would be like, and our last, if we vote for Biden.

02:03:02.000 Anthony, or I guess, oh, I guess it's the point, like their last order of business, they all die.

02:03:06.000 I see what I see.

02:03:07.000 Yeah.

02:03:08.000 Anthony Pica says, listening to one of your previous IRLs, start the Beanie Club and steal Lauder with Clowder business model, partner with Blaze, have people sign up, then get an authentic Tim beanie.

02:03:17.000 Would love to wear one while I drink out of my LWC mug.

02:03:21.000 You know why I'm never gonna join any one of these networks ever?

02:03:26.000 Why?

02:03:26.000 Why would you?

02:03:27.000 Right now, TimCastIRL is ranked like number 106 on iTunes for like top podcasts.

02:03:32.000 That's right, baby!

02:03:32.000 And the Tim Pool Daily Show is number 34, I think.

02:03:35.000 46.

02:03:36.000 No, it's up.

02:03:37.000 It's 34.

02:03:38.000 Oh, really?

02:03:38.000 Okay, cool.

02:03:39.000 Yeah, and it's completely independent.

02:03:41.000 I have no boss.

02:03:42.000 I have no companies.

02:03:43.000 I don't even really have any sponsors.

02:03:44.000 I have no sponsor contracts or anything like that.

02:03:46.000 I literally just do what I want to do and when I want to do it.

02:03:49.000 And then all of these, like I tell you man, these companies will be like, we want to sign you.

02:03:53.000 Here's your deliverables, here's what you have to do.

02:03:55.000 I'm like, I don't want to do that.

02:03:56.000 That's work.

02:03:57.000 It really does mess with your flow, like what you're doing.

02:03:59.000 I've had so many people where I've taken a little thing and you have to really set it up where you go,

02:04:04.000 listen, this is my system.

02:04:06.000 It's a really take it or leave it.

02:04:07.000 Because they'll push it and then they'll go, okay, well what about if you do this?

02:04:11.000 Like, it's no big deal.

02:04:12.000 Can we just make one revision?

02:04:13.000 Like, oh, we'll just make one cut.

02:04:14.000 And all those things just add to your, like, perfect workflow that you've created.

02:04:18.000 Right.

02:04:18.000 And it just stops what you're able to do.

02:04:19.000 More and more work.

02:04:21.000 And then you have to wonder, why is it that they want to sign you in the first place?

02:04:24.000 Slows you down.

02:04:25.000 Because they think they're going to make more money off of you.

02:04:28.000 And so I'm like, listen, dude, if I've done this on my own for a long time and I have a top podcast, I don't need anything from you.

02:04:33.000 You can't offer me anything.

02:04:34.000 Well, the question is, that's what it is.

02:04:36.000 Can they add value?

02:04:37.000 I mean, I met with like a thousand YouTube agencies and they would talk for half an hour

02:04:41.000 and I would finish and be like, can you explain to me in one sentence what you do?

02:04:45.000 I'm like, what are you talking about?

02:04:47.000 What are you talking about?

02:04:48.000 To be fair.

02:04:48.000 You know, synergy and we can, you know, we'll be like the algorithms and we're able to do this and monetize this.

02:04:55.000 And I'm like, so what, what do you do?

02:04:57.000 What are you talking about?

02:04:58.000 I have had recently a meeting with a YouTube agency that said here's what I want to do for you and I said no and then they were like what if we do this I said you're still not doing anything for me and then I said here's what we're gonna do you get nothing of mine But whatever you make you get a percentage of and they said deal and I was like, oh, well, there we go Yeah, so now we're working out the deals the details is basically because I have no Facebook presence I like don't do anything with Facebook at all and I've got four hours of content and they're like Why aren't you uploading this and I was like cuz I don't know and they're like, okay We'll take care of that for a lot.

02:05:30.000 There we go.

02:05:31.000 See, you know, it's funny I literally just had the exact same thing and Facebook's the only one because they are monetizing it but you kind of are like I don't know what's going on over there.

02:05:39.000 It's very hard to grow, but a lot of these people... It's true.

02:05:41.000 Well, they figured it out because of the cross-posting, right?

02:05:43.000 It's not just that, it's that... I'll tell you the scam.

02:05:45.000 Facebook is... Look, on YouTube, I can put up a 20-minute video, and people will watch it and listen to it.

02:05:51.000 On Facebook, what works is like a two-minute video.

02:05:53.000 So that means... No, it has to be more than three to monetize.

02:05:57.000 Yeah, well, like a three-minute video.

02:05:58.000 I just mean like it's much, much shorter.

02:06:00.000 It's like a bit.

02:06:01.000 They would love it to be like that, but it's not.

02:06:03.000 Well, so what works then is if I do 20 minutes, they're like seven segments.

02:06:07.000 And I'm like, I'm not going to render seven different segments.

02:06:09.000 No, that sounds horrible.

02:06:10.000 I'm not going to put the graphics on it.

02:06:12.000 They'll do it because they know they can make bank off that.

02:06:14.000 And I'm like, well, there you go.

02:06:15.000 I'm not going to hire a team to deal with this.

02:06:17.000 No, I can't.

02:06:18.000 I'm sorry, guys.

02:06:18.000 I can't do it.

02:06:19.000 So yeah, man.

02:06:20.000 That's what the audition's like.

02:06:21.000 Louis had a story like this, but it does happen where someone's like, hey, we want you to be in this thing, the director wants you to do the read, and you go, okay, yeah, and then you don't do it.

02:06:29.000 And then they go, oh, they extended it, and you go, eh, and then eventually they call you and they're like, all right, they just want you to do it, you don't have to do any of that stuff anymore.

02:06:35.000 Yes, perfect.

02:06:36.000 I am Darwin's God says Tim.

02:06:38.000 GIF stands for graphics interchange format.

02:06:41.000 That means a G like a gift, not a G like giraffe. 0.93

02:06:44.000 Except the guy who invented it said that it is a soft J on purpose to mean that it was in a gif.

02:06:51.000 It was in a fast.

02:06:53.000 The guy who invented it named it something.

02:06:55.000 End of story.

02:06:56.000 It's weird to me that there are people who are deciding, I have authority over what someone did.

02:07:03.000 It's too much to me like the SJWs trying to change language because they think it sounds better.

02:07:08.000 If you invent something and call it something, someone else coming up and be like, actually, I'm gonna rename it. 0.99

02:07:12.000 I'm like, it's so dumb. 0.63

02:07:13.000 Wait, he invented the graphic interface format? 0.86

02:07:14.000 The guy who invented the graphical interchange format said it's pronounced Jif.

02:07:17.000 If someone builds, creates something and then calls it the wrong thing, you don't have to keep calling it the wrong thing.

02:07:23.000 What if someone builds like a new shovel and they're like, this is my giraffe.

02:07:26.000 And you're like, that's not a giraffe, that's a shovel.

02:07:28.000 It's a type of shovel.

02:07:29.000 He's like, yeah, but I'm gonna call it a giraffe. 1.00

02:07:31.000 Well, then he's an idiot. 1.00

02:07:32.000 It's a shovel. 1.00

02:07:32.000 No. 1.00

02:07:33.000 If you create a shovel and you call it a giraffe, that's your prerogative to call your invention. 0.79

02:07:38.000 And it's also not a giraffe, it's a shovel. 0.66

02:07:39.000 First of all, he didn't invent the shovel if it's just a shovel.

02:07:42.000 If he makes a special proprietary shovel called giraffe... A giraffe shovel, yeah. 0.91

02:07:46.000 Like the Slap Chop.

02:07:47.000 Yeah, or like the Red Tips.

02:07:48.000 We just named it.

02:07:49.000 Or Flex Tape, or whatever.

02:07:51.000 Is that what it's called?

02:07:52.000 Flex Tape?

02:07:52.000 Yeah, Flex Tape.

02:07:53.000 Yeah, Flex Tape.

02:07:54.000 No, it's not Flex Tape.

02:07:55.000 It's not even adhesive.

02:07:57.000 It's a plastic, you know, adherent structure. 1.00

02:07:59.000 He's an idiot for naming it Flex Tape! 0.99

02:08:02.000 It's like, dude, if you make something, you name something, fine, I don't care. 1.00

02:08:05.000 You know what's really annoying to me right now is that they're trying to change the name of a skateboard trick because the guy, like, it's offensive.

02:08:11.000 It's just like, dude, the guy who invented it said it's called a GIF, and people are like, yeah, but it's a hard G. It's like, well, dude.

02:08:17.000 So when you're saying, what's the skateboard trick?

02:08:20.000 The mute grab.

02:08:22.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

02:08:22.000 Tony Hawk said it's got to be called something else because it's offensive because they were calling a guy mute when they were teenagers 40 years ago. 0.87

02:08:28.000 That's so funny.

02:08:30.000 40 years ago!

02:08:31.000 The guy they named it after said, I would prefer you changed it.

02:08:34.000 But it doesn't mean anything to anybody.

02:08:35.000 He's not actually mute.

02:08:36.000 He was deaf.

02:08:37.000 And so they said, he did a trick and they called it, they named it after the mute guy, they said.

02:08:41.000 And so now it's 40 something years later and they're like, Every video game.

02:08:45.000 Every piece of media.

02:08:46.000 Every reference ever.

02:08:47.000 Gone.

02:08:48.000 Boo.

02:08:48.000 Because we don't like it.

02:08:49.000 Is a soft G guh or juh? 0.96

02:08:52.000 Juh.

02:08:52.000 I thought that was the hard G. That's soft.

02:08:54.000 I must add that backwards.

02:08:55.000 G. Or actually I think it's ya.

02:08:57.000 Oh my gosh.

02:08:58.000 No, it's jif.

02:08:58.000 So it's yif?

02:08:59.000 Soft y. It's yif. 0.81

02:09:01.000 Oh my gosh.

02:09:02.000 No, it's not yif.

02:09:03.000 Anyway.

02:09:04.000 No, there's been no shortage of changing words and you just go like, er, yeah, whatever.

02:09:08.000 Whatever.

02:09:09.000 Eventually.

02:09:09.000 I'll admit, I still don't know if it's jif or gif.

02:09:12.000 It's jif.

02:09:12.000 I just can't.

02:09:13.000 It's yif. 0.86

02:09:14.000 I don't know if it's ju or u. I can't remember.

02:09:16.000 How is it that the guy who invented it said it and they're like, no!

02:09:19.000 I refuse to accept you invented it and named it something.

02:09:22.000 I won't accept it.

02:09:23.000 I keep thinking of magic, giant magic wizards.

02:09:25.000 Richard Stallman, who made it, made Gnu's Not Unix.

02:09:29.000 He basically made a Unix thing.

02:09:31.000 He made a software based off of Unix called, and he called it GNU, G-N-U, and it stood for Gnu's Not Unix.

02:09:37.000 But GNU is the word new.

02:09:39.000 It's an animal.

02:09:40.000 So he called his software GNU, and he mispronounced it just to have fun with people.

02:09:45.000 So it's GNU.

02:09:46.000 And it's never selling.

02:09:46.000 If you were like, it's GNU software, people would be like, wow.

02:09:48.000 If it was phonetic, it'd be GNU.

02:09:50.000 Well, the animal called it GNU.

02:09:51.000 It's really funny when people are like, is it a Jolden retriever?

02:09:53.000 I'm like, is it a giant?

02:09:55.000 Like, dude, the GI makes the J sound like a Kamala thing.

02:09:58.000 It's a GNU.

02:09:59.000 GNU is pronounced GNU.

02:10:00.000 He wanted to call his GNU GNU.

02:10:02.000 Well, remember with the Kamala stuff, like how many people have, there's all these articles being like, well, I know it's like, they go, it's racist if you say, I know, because it's, It's very hard for me to say.

02:10:12.000 I can barely say the normal words, right?

02:10:14.000 And that's how you would say that word.

02:10:17.000 But the same way that when I go to my bodega guy underneath me, he goes, Rianne!

02:10:23.000 He knows my name is Ryan, but it's like, in his whatever language he speaks, that's like... Whatever language?

02:10:27.000 Excuse me, sir?

02:10:28.000 Yeah!

02:10:29.000 Whatever gibberish!

02:10:33.000 Desert language this man speaks. 0.66

02:10:35.000 Galbadigu.

02:10:37.000 I don't, listen, I don't speak bodega speak. 0.95

02:10:40.000 It's true, that's fair.

02:10:42.000 The guy's actually just American.

02:10:43.000 Bodenglish.

02:10:44.000 It's an Italian- it's an Italian-American accent.

02:10:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:10:47.000 Yeah, what are you doing?

02:10:48.000 I don't speak bodega.

02:10:49.000 I don't speak your language, sir.

02:10:51.000 Bodega-stanny, or whatever. 0.53

02:10:54.000 This is a midwestern accent.

02:10:56.000 Yes.

02:10:56.000 Arian don't you know we got donuts today.

02:10:58.000 That's Canadian.

02:11:00.000 Well I guess it's close to Minnesota.

02:11:03.000 Oh yeah.

02:11:04.000 I did that catcalling video and I was saying the Canadian catcalling is oh there she is. 0.94

02:11:09.000 Instead of like yeah girl what's up the Canadians go oh there she is.

02:11:15.000 And then they apologize right away?

02:11:16.000 Yeah, then they go, oh, it's okay, sorry, no, it's okay.

02:11:21.000 The apology jokes.

02:11:24.000 Everybody, thanks for hanging out.

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02:11:38.000 And, Ryan, thanks for hanging out.

02:11:40.000 Yes!

02:11:40.000 You're our president for The Boys.

02:11:42.000 Running for The Boys, and you can listen to my podcast, The Boys Cast, every Friday.

02:11:48.000 And you want to follow me at youtube.com slash ryanlongcomedy.

02:11:52.000 A new video out every Monday, street video most Wednesdays, and podcast every Friday.

02:11:58.000 So your YouTube channel is basically, you know, President for the Boys.

02:12:01.000 You're basically a white, cis, heteronormative, patriarchist YouTube channel. 0.58

02:12:04.000 Indeed, yes. 0.97

02:12:06.000 That's what it sounds like to me.

02:12:07.000 You know, you are a white male, but I will say that a lot of people think that, you know, I'm maybe like would-be racist, sexist, transphobic, when in actuality I'm just sexist.

02:12:19.000 So there's a big misconception.

02:12:23.000 There's, you know, there's lots of different races of people that are for the boys supporting Ryan Long.

02:12:28.000 Right on.

02:12:29.000 And, you know, Ian's hanging out.

02:12:30.000 Ian Crossland, you know me.

02:12:33.000 Hey, Ryan.

02:12:33.000 Still same old Ian.

02:12:34.000 You know, just the guy.

02:12:37.000 I'm surprised Netflix hasn't co-opted you yet.

02:12:39.000 Yeah.

02:12:41.000 Well, a lot of stuff's been down because of COVID.

02:12:43.000 But I have to imagine they're scared of your comedy.

02:12:47.000 No, if they did like a degenerate. 0.97

02:12:48.000 Feminist mom or whatever. 1.00

02:12:49.000 My mom would make a college segment where she's like, just like really awful and talking about banging dudes and stuff. 1.00

02:12:55.000 Yeah, no, they all, a lot of these people, you know, like kind of reach out.

02:12:58.000 I have like a manager and they kind of like reach out and a lot of these people like me.

02:13:00.000 So the SpongeBob thing was funny.

02:13:02.000 Thank you.

02:13:03.000 I'm working on a I'm working on a movie actually is probably my big thing.

02:13:06.000 But the truth is, like, there's no comedy right now.

02:13:08.000 So I only moved to America three months before all this stuff.

02:13:11.000 So it's hard for me.

02:13:13.000 There is no like, culture and mix for that stuff. 0.94

02:13:15.000 But so I'm doing my own thing.

02:13:16.000 And I think I'm going to potentially do a movie.

02:13:18.000 And that's what I'm figuring out.

02:13:20.000 People don't know this, but you're originally from?

02:13:23.000 He's from Bangkok, Thailand.

02:13:25.000 Born and raised in Thailand.

02:13:27.000 You are what you do.

02:13:28.000 You're from what you do.

02:13:30.000 That's what they say.

02:13:31.000 Then moved to America.

02:13:32.000 Tim's from Bendover.

02:13:34.000 It's a new place.

02:13:36.000 It's beside Bangkok.

02:13:39.000 He has his passport and he keeps it with him.

02:13:41.000 Yeah, what you were saying, you're doing a movie?

02:13:43.000 No, but yeah, I might do that stuff.

02:13:44.000 But right now I'm like super busy.

02:13:45.000 So it's kind of one of those things where as soon as stand up starts back up like properly, I have another special that I am going to record and it's yet to be known where that will end up.

02:13:54.000 Do you think they're going to do what they're doing with basketball and put like fake video crowds in?

02:13:59.000 Oh, they already do.

02:14:01.000 They're putting them in rooms like they're playing basketball in like a closed room now.

02:14:05.000 What they're gonna do at the basketball game?

02:14:06.000 Disrespect our flag, Ian.

02:14:08.000 Is that what you mean?

02:14:09.000 Take a meal, yeah.

02:14:11.000 That's what I'm hoping.

02:14:11.000 Dude, American culture, everything that we've held as a pastime is just gone.

02:14:17.000 Basketball is becoming boring because there's no audience and nobody is into it anymore.

02:14:21.000 Baseball, same thing.

02:14:22.000 Dude, putting the weird cardboard people in the baseball stadiums is the creepiest thing.

02:14:26.000 It's like digital, it's digital.

02:14:27.000 No, no, a lot of them just put cardboard people.

02:14:29.000 Oh, they put real cardboard? 0.89

02:14:30.000 That's racist, I just say Indians. 1.00

02:14:32.000 Oh my gosh, okay. 0.94

02:14:34.000 Look at this guy. 0.96

02:14:36.000 White cis heteronormative patriarchy. 0.94

02:14:38.000 Yes.

02:14:39.000 Well, anyway, if you do want to go to the white cis channel, it is, uh, but I'm Canadian and, uh, so it's okay then because you have Trudeau, not Trump.

02:14:47.000 I say on stage that I'm allowed to do a joke about race.

02:14:49.000 I'm actually mixed race.

02:14:50.000 I'm half Irish, half English.

02:14:52.000 So there you go.

02:14:53.000 It's all better now.

02:14:54.000 It's all fine.

02:14:56.000 I'm from a faraway land.

02:14:57.000 Listen, me and your parents would get me immigrants, but these guys don't get immigrants. 1.00

02:15:04.000 They don't know what it's like to move to this country with nothing but a backpack and a strap and a book, Pinocchio style.

02:15:12.000 Just me with a leather strap around my Art of the Deal.

02:15:17.000 It guided you.

02:15:18.000 It brought you home.

02:15:19.000 Exactly.

02:15:20.000 One apple.

02:15:21.000 You can also follow Sour Patch Lids.

02:15:23.000 You can.

02:15:23.000 You can follow me.

02:15:24.000 Sour Patch Lids.

02:15:25.000 L-Y-D-S. 1.00

02:15:28.000 Hot follow.

02:15:29.000 I recommend it.

02:15:30.000 Oh, thank you.

02:15:30.000 Thank you, Ryan.

02:15:31.000 I appreciate that.

02:15:32.000 Yeah.

02:15:33.000 So, uh, can we go to bed now?

02:15:35.000 Is that it?

02:15:36.000 It's time to go.

02:15:37.000 Well, no, I have a meeting with that half pipe to get my revenge. 1.00

02:15:41.000 Is your skin just like stuck to one of the screws now? 0.99

02:15:44.000 Yeah.

02:15:45.000 There's lots of my, this guy is like, I'm going to slide down the six foot and then he like cut himself.

02:15:50.000 Yeah.

02:15:50.000 That's your fault.

02:15:51.000 Once we pull the soap shoes back out.

02:15:54.000 Oh yeah.

02:15:54.000 It's going to be crazy.

02:15:55.000 You just run off and you'd like put your feet there and then it's like, The best trigger.

02:15:58.000 I was like, where are the boards?

02:15:59.000 And he's like, it's a parkour course, dude.

02:16:01.000 Yeah, it's a halfpipe, but it's for rollerblades, man.

02:16:04.000 Anyway, thanks for hanging out, everybody.

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Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - November 19, 2020

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