Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - TimcastIRL #31 - "Hell Is Coming" Says Media Outlet, Media BEGGING For National Lockdown

00:00:00.000 It's the end of the world.

00:00:01.000 As we know.

00:00:02.000 And we're back!

00:00:02.000 What's going on everybody?

00:00:04.000 That's Adam.

00:00:04.000 I'm Tim.

00:00:04.000 I'm Adam.

00:00:05.000 That's Tim.

00:00:05.000 We're hanging out.

00:00:06.000 We're hanging out.

00:00:07.000 There's a ton of news.

00:00:09.000 Yes there is.

00:00:10.000 It's starting to get crazy because I guess people are freaking out but I have this really funny article that I wanted to lead with.

00:00:15.000 Yahoo actually published this guy.

00:00:18.000 Hell is coming, here is the mathematical proof, but this is truly a glorious idol statue for the late-stage capitalism.

00:00:29.000 Yeah.

00:00:31.000 I guess so.

00:00:31.000 The story is hilarious.

00:00:33.000 It's basically like... Well, it's not hilarious.

00:00:36.000 No, it is.

00:00:37.000 There's a coin of humor in there.

00:00:39.000 Right.

00:00:40.000 Basically, this guy wrote an article where he's like, Hundreds of thousands will die.

00:00:44.000 So we're bullish on hospital stocks.

00:00:46.000 There's going to be a great return after everyone dies.

00:00:46.000 Make sure you invest.

00:00:49.000 Yeah, I love it.

00:00:50.000 But there's a bunch of other stuff, too.

00:00:51.000 So we've got, you know, Illinois is now on lockdown.

00:00:53.000 We got the big three.

00:00:54.000 That's Chicago, New York, Los Angeles all closed.

00:00:58.000 It's spreading.

00:00:58.000 Makes sense.

00:00:59.000 The lockdowns are coming.

00:01:00.000 And we have a media that is begging for a national lockdown.

00:01:04.000 Begging for it.

00:01:05.000 So there's been a bunch of articles saying, like, it's gonna happen, it's coming, it's happening.

00:01:10.000 Now we've got, we have one from the Hill literally saying, shut us down, please, Mr. President, bring on the martial law and send out the army and all that, you know, stuff.

00:01:20.000 They're doing that in Italy.

00:01:22.000 And so I decided, you know, take a look at these people that are clamoring for a national lockdown.

00:01:27.000 As we're looking at a country actually doing it.

00:01:28.000 So first of all, China did it. 0.99

00:01:30.000 They're, you know, insane. 0.95

00:01:33.000 Locking people in their homes and stuff like that.

00:01:34.000 Then we have Italy that is now bringing out the army to enforce the lockdown.

00:01:40.000 Like, people in Britain and in Spain are getting arrested for breaking quarantine.

00:01:44.000 There's some reports that it's happening in Israel, too.

00:01:46.000 In France, too, right?

00:01:47.000 I don't know.

00:01:49.000 I read.

00:01:49.000 Probably.

00:01:50.000 I wouldn't be surprised.

00:01:52.000 And so now we have people in our own country saying that we need the military to come out.

00:01:56.000 There have been a bunch of viral videos of Humvees and military vehicles on trains being shipped through Chicago and stuff like that.

00:02:03.000 People are tagging me in that.

00:02:03.000 People are freaking out.

00:02:04.000 But I think it's going to happen.

00:02:05.000 You know why?

00:02:06.000 We've got data showing that, and we were pointing out before the show, the data might be unfair.

00:02:11.000 But it shows that the U.S.

00:02:11.000 Right.

00:02:13.000 is tracking faster than Italy.

00:02:16.000 And according to one bit of data, the U.S.

00:02:19.000 is seeing more cases of coronavirus.

00:02:21.000 It's growing faster percentage-wise than any other country.

00:02:25.000 Right.

00:02:25.000 So our curve of growth infection rates is steeper than all the other countries.

00:02:29.000 Now, that's percentage-based.

00:02:30.000 So, the thing about the Italy stuff is that we've got a much bigger population.

00:02:34.000 So, if we see more cases, well, that's just because we have way more people.

00:02:38.000 Yeah, but the percentage is where you're going.

00:02:40.000 Percentage is where it starts to get freaky.

00:02:41.000 So, we just had, I think, like 675 deaths in one day in Italy.

00:02:46.000 That's a lot.

00:02:47.000 And you want to know why they brought in the military?

00:02:49.000 Just to move the bodies, right?

00:02:50.000 To move the bodies.

00:02:51.000 That's crazy, man.

00:02:51.000 Yep.

00:02:52.000 People are underestimating this.

00:02:54.000 I saw some videos they're doing at night, so it doesn't freak people out.

00:02:58.000 Really?

00:03:00.000 Yeah, the end is nigh.

00:03:02.000 So last night, as soon as we finished the show, I made sure to run into the middle of the street in front of my house and started just doing the Joker dance.

00:03:09.000 Yeah, you did a little bit.

00:03:10.000 Yeah, I just had to do it.

00:03:11.000 I took one foot on and I was like, this is too much.

00:03:14.000 I can't do it.

00:03:17.000 But it was a matter of principle.

00:03:19.000 I will not be contained.

00:03:20.000 And then I was like, okay, I'm done.

00:03:21.000 I'm gonna go back inside.

00:03:22.000 I'm tired.

00:03:23.000 Came back in.

00:03:24.000 I got nowhere to go.

00:03:25.000 That was fun.

00:03:26.000 Let's just go back inside.

00:03:27.000 So, uh, let's, uh, let's just jump into it.

00:03:30.000 Let's just do it.

00:03:31.000 Let's dive in.

00:03:32.000 But, uh, before we do, uh, if you guys want to hop into Super Chat, we'll read your comments.

00:03:36.000 As most of you know, once we start getting inundated with too many Super Chats, we have to sort of speed things up, and we've been getting really slammed by- I appreciate all the support, for sure. 0.99

00:03:43.000 So, uh, we'll do our best to read as many as we can in between the segments.

00:03:47.000 We got a ton of stories.

00:03:49.000 Celebrities are going insane.

00:03:50.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:03:51.000 That's not really surprising, though, because most celebrities are insane.

00:03:54.000 Yeah, they're like, egotistical, narcissistic, and so they're like, they react weird when they have no attention.

00:04:01.000 Well, and, I mean, we were talking about YouTubers would get depressed when their views are down.

00:04:07.000 Imagine, like, A-list celebrities that are used to just, like, paparazzi.

00:04:11.000 Like, what are you doing?

00:04:12.000 What are you doing?

00:04:13.000 Now locked in their bathroom.

00:04:14.000 Now they're in their homes with absolutely nothing.

00:04:17.000 I'm sorry.

00:04:17.000 I said, wait a minute.

00:04:18.000 I said, dude, that floorbow Sam Smith was apparently crying.

00:04:24.000 Oh, yeah.

00:04:25.000 Breaking down, having a mental breakdown.

00:04:26.000 I don't even know who that is.

00:04:27.000 It's the, it's the, uh, uh, Florbo's the Florbo who, uh, I can't do it.

00:04:33.000 It's this guy, he's a guy.

00:04:34.000 I'm sorry, he's a dude.

00:04:36.000 This is the dude that got sued by Tom Petty for, he did a, you know that song, it's like, I won't back down.

00:04:44.000 Oh, yeah.

00:04:45.000 I remember this whole thing.

00:04:45.000 Oh.

00:04:45.000 I won't back down.

00:04:47.000 And then his song was like a slower version that was only similar in that one part.

00:04:51.000 Yeah.

00:04:51.000 And he got sued.

00:04:52.000 I thought that was kind of dumb because... And Tom Petty won, right? 1.00

00:04:54.000 Yeah, I think it's stupid. 0.99

00:04:56.000 Because Sam Smith's like a... He's, you know, he's like 20. 0.99

00:04:59.000 Did he even know who Tom Petty was?

00:05:01.000 That's what he says, like, I don't even know who this guy is.

00:05:02.000 Like, I've never heard this song before.

00:05:03.000 I don't even know who you are.

00:05:04.000 You know what's the craziest thing too?

00:05:05.000 And then we find out that his mom played it, like, while she was in his womb, or in her womb.

00:05:10.000 Yeah, well, this happens.

00:05:11.000 With the headphones over, you know.

00:05:12.000 No, it's not that.

00:05:13.000 It happens a lot that people will hear a song.

00:05:15.000 Right, on the radio and Walmart.

00:05:16.000 And they won't know.

00:05:17.000 They'll start humming it.

00:05:18.000 Yeah, it happened to me.

00:05:19.000 Happened to me the other day.

00:05:20.000 What was that song?

00:05:21.000 Oh, that was the Billie Eilish song?

00:05:23.000 Yeah, Billie Eilish song.

00:05:24.000 Did you say Billie Eilish?

00:05:25.000 I did, that's what I call it.

00:05:26.000 Yeah.

00:05:26.000 Oh, Billie Eilish?

00:05:27.000 You know what's really crazy, though?

00:05:28.000 Remember that song, uh, what's it called?

00:05:31.000 You know the one where, like, the three dudes are, like, dancing, and then, uh, blurred lines.

00:05:36.000 And, like, the naked women are dancing and stuff? 1.00

00:05:38.000 They got sued and lost.

00:05:39.000 Really?

00:05:40.000 Because the beat sounded too much like, I think, like a Marvin Gaye song beat.

00:05:44.000 That's insane to me.

00:05:44.000 Really?

00:05:45.000 It's like, we're talking about, like, a drum rhythm, and they got sued over it.

00:05:49.000 All I know is the Weird Al song Word Crimes came out and that was amazing.

00:05:55.000 That's a good song.

00:05:56.000 It's so good.

00:05:57.000 Everyone needs to go check that song out.

00:05:59.000 The music video is awesome.

00:06:01.000 It's so good.

00:06:02.000 Yeah, the music video is awesome too.

00:06:04.000 Alright, let's read the story.

00:06:06.000 Hell is coming.

00:06:08.000 Here is the mathematical proof.

00:06:09.000 Drama.

00:06:10.000 And then from there, we'll take a look at reality.

00:06:12.000 So here's what this guy says, and I'm not going to read too much of this because we don't need to go through his math, but he says, Right now, 2 million Americans are infected with the coronavirus.

00:06:20.000 The total U.S.

00:06:20.000 death toll by April 15th will be more than 20,000.

00:06:22.000 We estimate that 80,000 of the 2 million infected Americans will be hospitalized over the next two weeks.

00:06:29.000 That's why we are short-term bullish on hospital stocks.

00:06:33.000 There's your financial advice.

00:06:34.000 Is he trying to like throw some humor in there?

00:06:36.000 No, this is a legit financial advisory newsletter.

00:06:40.000 Yeah, so first of all, I don't know where he's getting that number 2 million Americans are infected.

00:06:45.000 I think he's extrapolating.

00:06:46.000 So he goes through the math.

00:06:47.000 He basically makes an estimation based off of So, when you look at the Japanese Diamond Princess, he looked at the amount of people on the ship, the amount that were tested, the amount that were positive, and the amount that were died, and then from there, blows up his estimation to American proportions, and comes to the conclusion there are, you know, two million people who are infected.

00:07:08.000 I think it's all silly.

00:07:10.000 But sure, whatever. 0.72

00:07:11.000 But what's really funny about the story is that it's basically this long explanation of how, you know, Trump is shifting the blame to China and we're gonna have all these people, you know, dying.

00:07:20.000 In the average recession, the S&P 500 index declines by 32%.

00:07:24.000 Do you think this is going to be an average recession?

00:07:26.000 So here's what he says.

00:07:27.000 Hospital stocks will financially benefit from near 100% utilization rates because usually their utilization rates hover around 50%.

00:07:34.000 So it's basically, this is where we are today.

00:07:39.000 So it's great for anyone who has stocks in hospitals.

00:07:43.000 Yes, and he's advising you to short-term do it.

00:07:46.000 There was another bit of financial advice I was reading where they basically said, this is gonna come in waves.

00:07:52.000 Everyone's predicting there'll be another wave in November, and that we might actually go into two months of lockdown, one month of open activity, two months of lockdown, one month open, until everyone gets it, and then they're immune to it.

00:08:07.000 Yeah, and that'll go on for nearly two years.

00:08:09.000 So, next November, December 2021.

00:08:12.000 That was MIT Review wrote that story.

00:08:18.000 And because of that, people are saying, like these financial advisors are saying, don't get back in the market, period.

00:08:24.000 And they're like, put options, like bet the stocks will fail.

00:08:27.000 Yeah.

00:08:28.000 That's where we're at.

00:08:29.000 That's what I'm thinking.

00:08:30.000 Like, I have zero interest.

00:08:31.000 I was like, when it first started happening and it was still like, is it a scare?

00:08:36.000 Is this, is this real?

00:08:37.000 And there was like a, that the first day there was like that massive drop.

00:08:41.000 And I was like, Oh, maybe I should buy some stocks.

00:08:43.000 And I didn't.

00:08:44.000 It was at 25.

00:08:45.000 And I, I'm glad I didn't.

00:08:48.000 And now I'm like, I have, I don't want anything to do with this at all.

00:08:53.000 Now it's, it dipped briefly below like 1900.

00:08:57.000 It's crazy, man.

00:08:58.000 That's crazy.

00:08:59.000 It's going to keep dropping, don't you think?

00:09:01.000 Oh yeah, totally.

00:09:02.000 Well, check this out.

00:09:03.000 Boom! 0.99

00:09:04.000 COVID-19 cumulative cases U.S.

00:09:07.000 vs. Italy 11-day lag.

00:09:09.000 So, apparently what they're trying to do with these graphs, and we've seen graphs like this before, is to sync up first reported cases from, like, you know, the U.S.

00:09:19.000 daily or something.

00:09:20.000 So, the dates don't really make a whole lot of sense.

00:09:23.000 But you can see that the growth... So, perhaps this is a different chart.

00:09:23.000 Right, right, right.

00:09:29.000 Maybe they're graphing by the amount of people infected, period.

00:09:32.000 But what we end up seeing is that by March 20th, relative to where Italy was when they saw their first infected, we're almost double.

00:09:41.000 And the really important factor here is that the U.S.

00:09:46.000 is above a 33% daily increase, and I believe the only other country that's close is Spain, and Spain is actually just below that.

00:09:55.000 So the UK is just below it too.

00:09:57.000 I think the US might be the only country now that's well above a 33% daily increase.

00:10:02.000 That means every two days we're more than, or, you know, we're adding, well, there you go, 33% daily increase.

00:10:09.000 We're also, according to that first article, doubling our deaths every three days.

00:10:13.000 Wow.

00:10:14.000 And we're doubling the total infections every two or three days.

00:10:16.000 Oh my goodness.

00:10:17.000 Yeah.

00:10:18.000 Welcome to the lockdown, man.

00:10:19.000 It's coming.

00:10:20.000 Yeah.

00:10:21.000 What's your plan?

00:10:22.000 It feels like we need it.

00:10:24.000 I mean, we see this and we see what's happening.

00:10:27.000 It's like, who's going to be upset about it?

00:10:29.000 Who's going to want to go outside?

00:10:30.000 I don't want to go to the store.

00:10:33.000 I don't want to go anywhere.

00:10:34.000 I want to stay in this house and stay away from people.

00:10:37.000 But you know what gets me, like, it's kind of crazy that you always hear these dystopian stories about how the government's gonna come down and demand, you know, they're gonna lock you in your home, you're not gonna be able to speak or say things.

00:10:50.000 Nah, everyone's begging for it right now.

00:10:51.000 They're saying, please!

00:10:53.000 Please lock us in our homes!

00:10:54.000 Well remember in 1984, we never thought it would be voluntary that they'd be watching us with cameras either, and yet here we are.

00:11:00.000 We want to be in front of cameras.

00:11:01.000 Exactly.

00:11:02.000 You know what it was?

00:11:03.000 Somebody read 1984 and they were like, you know what?

00:11:06.000 It's not an instruction manual, that meme where they're like, 1984 wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual, and they held up signs saying it.

00:11:12.000 No, it wasn't.

00:11:13.000 It was like tips and tricks, you know?

00:11:16.000 So basically the authoritarians looked at it and they're like, oh, that's why these things don't work.

00:11:20.000 We need to make them want to do that.

00:11:22.000 Yes.

00:11:22.000 That's how democracy dies.

00:11:24.000 With thunderous applause.

00:11:26.000 Is that the line from Star Wars?

00:11:27.000 A year from now, we find out coronavirus was not as bad as we think it is.

00:11:34.000 No, I know.

00:11:35.000 But then, you know, they put it in these laws, like in very fine print at the very bottom that Is this just the way it is now?

00:11:42.000 No, dude.

00:11:42.000 We just can't go out?

00:11:43.000 You're not gonna find out.

00:11:44.000 You'll never know.

00:11:45.000 It's gonna be, you know, 20 years, and then there's gonna be some dude who, like, finds an old file and, like, blows it off, and he, like, and he opens it up, and then it's, like, the conspiracy, and he's gonna go, my God, and then there's gonna be someone, you couldn't leave well enough alone, could you, Pritzker?

00:12:01.000 And injects him with a needle of a coronavirus?

00:12:05.000 Yeah.

00:12:05.000 The governor of Illinois, Pritzker?

00:12:08.000 Oh, really?

00:12:09.000 I was just trying to come up with a random name for, like, the journalist.

00:12:13.000 Oh, you know what it is?

00:12:14.000 It's actually because I'm looking at it right now.

00:12:16.000 That's probably what it was.

00:12:16.000 I didn't even realize.

00:12:17.000 I'm looking at the article.

00:12:20.000 Or it could be that Governor Pritzker uncovers the coronavirus conspiracy in 20 years.

00:12:26.000 He's an old man and he's like, I can't believe it!

00:12:28.000 It was a trick!

00:12:30.000 You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you, Pritzker?

00:12:33.000 Pritzker.

00:12:34.000 Yeah.

00:12:34.000 I must've, uh, I was reading it and I just like picked up the name, but, uh, well, let's do this first.

00:12:39.000 So Illinois is under lockdown, obviously.

00:12:42.000 And New York is in a shelter in place.

00:12:44.000 It's funny.

00:12:45.000 Cause I've, I was talking to a friend up in New York and they were like, I'm going to leave.

00:12:48.000 I don't want to be stuck in the city.

00:12:50.000 And I was like, leave now.

00:12:51.000 We go leave now.

00:12:52.000 And he's like, eh, I mean, what's the worst that's going to happen?

00:12:55.000 I'm like, they're going to make you stay in your house.

00:12:57.000 And he's like, they won't be able to enforce it.

00:12:58.000 I'm like, dude, watch.

00:13:00.000 Yeah, watch.

00:13:00.000 Well, there you go, buddy.

00:13:01.000 There you go, buddy.

00:13:03.000 Enjoy being in New York!

00:13:04.000 Enjoy being in your house.

00:13:05.000 Well, he's got until Sunday.

00:13:07.000 Right, right, right, right.

00:13:08.000 He needs to leave now or tomorrow.

00:13:11.000 And not touch anyone.

00:13:11.000 You know what, man?

00:13:12.000 Right.

00:13:14.000 He was over here a couple weeks ago.

00:13:16.000 Bumping feet with us.

00:13:17.000 Yeah, he was like, you can touch my elbow.

00:13:20.000 Well, New York is the epicenter now.

00:13:22.000 Yeah, right.

00:13:23.000 It was Seattle.

00:13:24.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:25.000 It was Seattle.

00:13:26.000 Now it's New York.

00:13:26.000 That's crazy.

00:13:27.000 Now it's New York.

00:13:27.000 Which, that's what I, I said it.

00:13:29.000 I knew it was gonna happen.

00:13:30.000 As soon as it hit New York, I was just gonna be like, boom!

00:13:32.000 And sure enough.

00:13:33.000 Dude, New York's so dense.

00:13:35.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:13:35.000 There's so many people there.

00:13:37.000 And have you gone to their, like, fish markets?

00:13:40.000 No, I never.

00:13:41.000 Like, when you go to Chinatown in Manhattan?

00:13:42.000 I never liked fish.

00:13:43.000 It's just, like, open trays of fish over ice.

00:13:43.000 I was never a big fan.

00:13:48.000 It's like... Oh, yeah.

00:13:49.000 Yeah, dude.

00:13:49.000 I would skate past it sometimes.

00:13:51.000 You know, Manhattan has a certain aroma that I would say is akin to sour milk.

00:13:56.000 It depends on the season, actually.

00:13:58.000 Yes, yes, yes.

00:13:59.000 In midsummer, it is... Sour milk.

00:14:01.000 ...ripe.

00:14:03.000 The city smells so bad.

00:14:05.000 It really does.

00:14:05.000 Dude.

00:14:06.000 But if you're skating fast enough, you can skate past the smells.

00:14:10.000 You know what's really crazy to me?

00:14:11.000 I've been to a bunch of different countries.

00:14:15.000 One of the craziest things I've ever experienced was I was in Morocco, and I landed in Casablanca, and I was transferring then to Marrakech.

00:14:25.000 And so I'm in the Casablanca airport.

00:14:27.000 And I'm following the signs to find my connecting flight.

00:14:30.000 When all of a sudden, the lights, as I'm walking down the hall, slowly stop working, flickering and then off.

00:14:36.000 And there's a sign pointing and I turn and it's just dark.

00:14:38.000 Like, no lights at all.

00:14:40.000 And there's like holes in the wall.

00:14:42.000 And I'm like, clearly I must have taken a wrong turn.

00:14:45.000 And I am no longer in the functioning part of the airport.

00:14:45.000 Yeah.

00:14:48.000 When all of a sudden a guy in a suit, like normal looking, like American kind of guy.

00:14:52.000 Yeah.

00:14:52.000 He just like walks past me wheeling his suitcase and I'm like, I'll follow this guy.

00:14:57.000 And then as we made our way through, it really did look like I was in an abandoned building.

00:15:02.000 And then eventually we made it to an open area where the lights started turning back on, and there were some shops, and this was like normal looking and clean, and I was like, that was crazy.

00:15:13.000 So anyway, I bring that up because it's a funny story, but I've been to a bunch of these countries and I always kind of look around at the ground and stuff.

00:15:19.000 And I find it interesting, like in Egypt, driving along the highway, you can see a bunch of buildings that are falling apart or like never finished being built.

00:15:26.000 And I was like, wow.

00:15:27.000 And then I came back to the US and I was like, I'm glad to be back in America where everything's like, you know, built and put together.

00:15:33.000 And then I was in Brooklyn and I was like, well then.

00:15:37.000 Wait a minute.

00:15:38.000 Seriously, there are parts of Brooklyn that are busy areas, rows of buildings that are just boarded up and empty, and I'm like, I have to wonder, is this a simulation, and are those the ones they never bothered to design the inside of, and that's why you can't go in them?

00:15:50.000 Well, there's been an uptake of rent control running out, so people no longer can afford.

00:15:58.000 The landlords suddenly go from getting $500 a month to demanding $5,000 a month.

00:16:05.000 CBGB's was like 1,200 bucks a month for a while, and then the landlord was like, alright, 10 grand now.

00:16:12.000 And CBGB's was like, okay, we're closed.

00:16:12.000 Yeah.

00:16:14.000 Right into somebody else.

00:16:15.000 Sorry.

00:16:16.000 Yeah, but basically... Shame.

00:16:17.000 You know, Manhattan... What's happening all over the place.

00:16:19.000 Yeah, but like even in Manhattan, take a look at the ground, man.

00:16:23.000 Yeah, there's trash everywhere.

00:16:24.000 It's trash, it's cracked, it's brittle and broken, the buildings look awful. 0.54

00:16:28.000 That's one of the biggest things I couldn't stand about New York.

00:16:31.000 I actually watched my neighbor walk out to her car and open the door and clean her car out by just throwing trash on the ground. 1.00

00:16:40.000 Just like, not a little bit of trash, all of the trash.

00:16:45.000 Oh, dude. 0.98

00:16:46.000 I was flabbergasted.

00:16:48.000 I didn't know what to do.

00:16:49.000 I have seen people driving in Manhattan, open their doors, and just kick out trash.

00:16:54.000 Like all over the street.

00:16:55.000 I can't stand it.

00:16:56.000 And that's why it's like, I kid you not, skating in Manhattan gives you a certain perspective.

00:17:02.000 Yeah.

00:17:02.000 Most people don't realize because you have to dodge the sour milk.

00:17:05.000 You gotta dodge a lot.

00:17:06.000 You gotta dodge people, tourists, cars, cabs, buses.

00:17:08.000 Well, that's normal.

00:17:09.000 That's everywhere.

00:17:10.000 That's Chicago.

00:17:10.000 That's LA.

00:17:11.000 Yeah.

00:17:11.000 But in New York.

00:17:12.000 No, LA is not like New York.

00:17:15.000 Chicago isn't either.

00:17:16.000 Well, downtown Chicago.

00:17:17.000 No, Chicago's spread out.

00:17:19.000 Chicago's like a pushed out, spread apart.

00:17:22.000 Downtown Chicago.

00:17:22.000 Yeah, I've skated around downtown Chicago.

00:17:24.000 But Manhattan is like, New York City is like five downtown Chicago's all jammed into one.

00:17:29.000 Yeah, pushed together.

00:17:31.000 But, you know, I frequently dodge, there's like, the water has like a hint of milk in it.

00:17:38.000 In New York, everywhere, like all the time.

00:17:40.000 And you can smell it.

00:17:41.000 And Chicago dyes the water green.

00:17:44.000 And it just stays green.

00:17:45.000 Remember when Dave Matthews' band... They don't even need to dye it anymore.

00:17:48.000 It's already green. We're good.

00:17:50.000 Remember when Dave Matthews' band bus drove over the bridge and the guy pulled the sewage line and dumped it all over

00:17:55.000 the people on that boat?

00:17:56.000 No.

00:17:56.000 You didn't know that?

00:17:57.000 Are you serious?

00:17:58.000 So get this. 0.97

00:17:59.000 Gross.

00:17:59.000 This happened.

00:18:00.000 I'm pretty sure it was Dave Matthews' band.

00:18:03.000 I don't want to get sued. 0.96

00:18:03.000 Well, it's Dave Matthews' poop, so... 0.96

00:18:05.000 No, the band didn't know.

00:18:08.000 So there was a riverboat with people having a wedding or something, in fancy suits and sipping their wine, and they went under the bridge right as the bus went over it, and the bus driver was like, I don't want to deal with going to the RV camp to drain the toilet, so he just pulled it, and it sprayed...

00:18:25.000 Everything.

00:18:25.000 Dude, people don't understand.

00:18:27.000 Oh, I laugh, but that is so gross.

00:18:29.000 I feel so bad for those people.

00:18:31.000 I don't know if you've ever actually dealt with draining an RV.

00:18:34.000 I have.

00:18:35.000 I've lived in an RV for a while.

00:18:37.000 I travel around Europe.

00:18:37.000 The black water?

00:18:38.000 It's black slime.

00:18:40.000 Yeah, it melts everything away.

00:18:43.000 It's not that bad, actually, when you have a good, like, there's these canister things that you go outside and you pull it out.

00:18:50.000 I'm not talking about draining it.

00:18:52.000 I'm talking about what it is and spraying all over a bunch of people who are on the boat.

00:18:56.000 Yes, I know what it is and that's why I feel really bad for the people.

00:18:59.000 I'd jump in the river. 0.60

00:19:00.000 I'd be like, I'm gonna just jump over and like everything else be damned.

00:19:04.000 Yeah, how else can you get rid of it?

00:19:05.000 Like get it off you quickly.

00:19:07.000 I'm really appreciating how we totally deviated off of like the world.

00:19:10.000 Who cares?

00:19:13.000 It was a great story.

00:19:14.000 I'm skeeved out, but it was worth it.

00:19:14.000 Worth it.

00:19:16.000 I can't believe you missed that one.

00:19:17.000 That was huge.

00:19:18.000 Yeah, that was the Dave Matthews Band.

00:19:19.000 Well, I've been out.

00:19:21.000 I left Chicago when I was 19.

00:19:24.000 So I was like, I don't know.

00:19:27.000 Yeah, but it was still big news.

00:19:32.000 Yeah, but I don't really pay attention to much outside of my world.

00:19:37.000 You know, I'm pretty much doing my thing.

00:19:38.000 Well, anyway, man, I'll tell you what.

00:19:39.000 You know, I think where we can tie this all in is... I've spent all of my life in big cities.

00:19:45.000 Except for like the brief stint we had a year in Miami. We were in the we were in the like the Redlands boonies

00:19:50.000 I mean the boonies man. Yeah, but relative to like some rural areas

00:19:54.000 I've spent time in not so much like yes, not big city. We are 40 miles outside of Miami, but it was still like

00:19:59.000 Relatively, I wouldn't call it a suburb I mean, yeah.

00:20:03.000 I guess technically it is.

00:20:04.000 It was... It's crazy.

00:20:05.000 I didn't think of it as a suburb, no.

00:20:07.000 You know that, uh... What was that city that was just... Was it hometown or something?

00:20:12.000 Home something?

00:20:13.000 Redlands?

00:20:13.000 No, no, no.

00:20:14.000 Just south of us.

00:20:15.000 I don't even remember the name of it.

00:20:17.000 I don't remember the name of it.

00:20:17.000 But that's where one of the detention facilities was where, like, the kids in cages were supposedly being held.

00:20:22.000 Like, literally a few miles away from where we lived.

00:20:22.000 Oh, really?

00:20:24.000 Wow, right there.

00:20:25.000 Yup.

00:20:25.000 What was that place called?

00:20:26.000 I don't know.

00:20:27.000 I'm sure people will know.

00:20:28.000 But here's the thing, man.

00:20:31.000 I've actually now gone to many more rural places.

00:20:34.000 Like, when I was driving, I drove all around the country several times, and I decided on one of my trips to actually just get off the interstate and take, like, U.S.

00:20:43.000 roads and, like, county roads.

00:20:45.000 Very different.

00:20:46.000 It's so different.

00:20:47.000 It didn't smell like sour milk.

00:20:48.000 You know, it's surprising when you get out there and the cities in this country are filthy.

00:20:52.000 Yes, they are.

00:20:53.000 Yeah, man. 0.96

00:20:54.000 And the people that live there are filthy. 0.96

00:20:56.000 They are. 0.99

00:20:56.000 They're very filthy. 0.99

00:20:58.000 But it's pretty much America, though. 0.82

00:21:00.000 I mean, I've, well, I can't say for the rest of the world, but I've traveled around Europe a lot, and when I was living in the RV, and people throw away their trash.

00:21:10.000 There's no trash on the grounds.

00:21:11.000 I mean, I saw it.

00:21:12.000 It was there, but Not very often.

00:21:16.000 I mean, I looked for it.

00:21:17.000 I started, I was like, man, there's really nothing. 0.98

00:21:18.000 And then I started looking for it, and then I'd be like, whoa, there's a piece of trash. 0.94

00:21:21.000 Oh, nope.

00:21:22.000 That's not trash, that was something else.

00:21:24.000 Wanna hear a funny Chicago story?

00:21:26.000 Of course.

00:21:27.000 I was downtown, and they had this big bin.

00:21:29.000 It was like a rectangular-shaped garbage thing.

00:21:32.000 And on one side it said, it was like recycling, and the other side was garbage.

00:21:37.000 And then I looked in, and guess what it was?

00:21:40.000 What?

00:21:40.000 It was a chute going into one garbage can.

00:21:43.000 I'm like, there you go!

00:21:44.000 It was just like, no matter what you put in, it was like, into the trash.

00:21:48.000 But it makes you feel better, right?

00:21:50.000 Sure.

00:21:51.000 So yeah, Illinois is being locked down now.

00:21:54.000 I don't know what they expect to happen, but check this out.

00:21:58.000 Let's jump back into it.

00:22:00.000 Could Trump declare national coronavirus shutdown?

00:22:03.000 Momentum is rising.

00:22:05.000 And might I add, it's also, I mean, yeah, momentum is rising.

00:22:08.000 You're the ones who published this.

00:22:10.000 Shut us down already, Mr. President.

00:22:12.000 This is a scary article, dude.

00:22:14.000 Yeah.

00:22:14.000 The dude basically says, bring in the martial law.

00:22:16.000 Here it is, look it.

00:22:17.000 I'm talking martial law.

00:22:18.000 Do it.

00:22:19.000 You said you're now a wartime president, so act like one.

00:22:22.000 Jeez.

00:22:23.000 All businesses should be closed, except the essential ones.

00:22:26.000 And that list should be carefully constructed.

00:22:28.000 No travel, no planes, no cars, no movement.

00:22:30.000 We stay in our homes and leave only to get food, go to the doctor, or walk our dogs.

00:22:34.000 Or walk our dogs.

00:22:35.000 I love the dog walking part.

00:22:37.000 It's like, the world is ending!

00:22:38.000 Bring on martial law!

00:22:39.000 But we have to walk our dogs.

00:22:41.000 He clearly has a dog.

00:22:43.000 He clearly has a dog.

00:22:45.000 Well, I mean, dude, going back to the cities... I mean, non-essential businesses should be closed down.

00:22:50.000 Do you hear about GameStop claiming they're essential?

00:22:55.000 Dude, they don't even sell games anymore.

00:22:56.000 Like, they do, but they're trying to become a knick-knack store.

00:22:59.000 Yeah, they're the blockbuster of gaming.

00:23:02.000 I tweeted this last night.

00:23:04.000 I don't go buy games anywhere, I download my games.

00:23:08.000 We go to the mall.

00:23:09.000 Yeah, I was playing, yeah, I was downloading Doom and it's been great.

00:23:13.000 We go to the mall.

00:23:14.000 No discs.

00:23:15.000 We go to the mall, we walk into GameStop, look at the games that are listed and go,

00:23:17.000 ooh, I'm gonna go download that when I get home.

00:23:19.000 Right?

00:23:20.000 But that's what they're trying to do now is they're trying to sell knickknacks.

00:23:24.000 Yeah.

00:23:24.000 Like if you want to get your little Link and Zelda dolls, you gotta go to GameStop.

00:23:29.000 Yeah, so they're Blockbuster meets Hot Topic.

00:23:32.000 They're trying so they bought it.

00:23:33.000 I'm I think no one buys that stuff who buys those pop things anyway For a while, you know, are they still I mean, you know think geek like didn't isn't there is that sounds familiar?

00:23:46.000 It's like a geek shop on the Internet or oh Yeah, isn't there isn't there a GameStop think geek store in Manhattan?

00:23:52.000 It's like on 6th Avenue or something.

00:23:54.000 I don't know.

00:23:54.000 Oh Yeah, so that's what they were trying to do.

00:23:56.000 They were trying to be a place where you can go for your silly nerd stuff, like your t-shirt that says like, you know, it's got the green mushroom from Mario on it or something.

00:24:05.000 Every single console that has come out, you can download.

00:24:09.000 They have the store, you can get any game.

00:24:13.000 I don't understand why we still make these plastic pieces or the discs that will just... No, no one needs.

00:24:13.000 Right.

00:24:21.000 The PlayStation spits it out all the time.

00:24:23.000 Yeah, well, there was actually a reason for that.

00:24:25.000 What was that?

00:24:26.000 The Destiny PlayStation that I had had a malfunctioning button.

00:24:30.000 No, you're right, they all did.

00:24:32.000 They had this thing where, like, there was pressure on the bottom where the button was that would force it open.

00:24:32.000 That did that.

00:24:36.000 It happened to me all the time.

00:24:37.000 Yeah.

00:24:38.000 Playing, like, Horizon Zero Dawn.

00:24:39.000 I actually opened that PlayStation up and disabled that, the button.

00:24:44.000 Yeah.

00:24:45.000 So you can't hit it, but it fixed it.

00:24:47.000 I was just like, I'm just gonna download it from now on.

00:24:49.000 I don't need it.

00:24:49.000 Games.

00:24:50.000 Well, so anyway, the dude in this article basically says, scientists have determined with confidence, from the hundreds of thousands of cases reported so far, the recommended period for self-isolation should be 14 days.

00:24:59.000 And then he says, because we're Americans and we do more, make it 21.

00:25:04.000 I kind of feel like this guy's joking.

00:25:05.000 Like, are you serious?

00:25:06.000 Like, it's bad enough.

00:25:08.000 Yeah.

00:25:08.000 You know?

00:25:08.000 Right, exactly.

00:25:09.000 But I'll tell you what, man.

00:25:11.000 What if we're always one step behind this thing?

00:25:14.000 And so, instead of making it better, we actively are making it worse, while the virus still just smashes its way through our society, through our country.

00:25:22.000 Natural selection.

00:25:23.000 Like, people have, like, the insensitive people are out there calling it.

00:25:28.000 Let it burn its course.

00:25:28.000 Dude!

00:25:29.000 Let it kill people. 1.00

00:25:30.000 Let it blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.97

00:25:32.000 Like, I saw a viral video of a bunch of, like, young people on the beach.

00:25:36.000 Yeah.

00:25:36.000 Doing shots of each other and stuff.

00:25:38.000 And I'm like, well... And that's... And people are wondering why the American numbers are spiking more than the Italy numbers.

00:25:38.000 Yeah.

00:25:46.000 Well, do you know that the Spanish flu predominantly hit young people?

00:25:50.000 Really?

00:25:50.000 Young people.

00:25:51.000 But it could be because there were a lot of young people in war, in close quarters.

00:25:57.000 But what I was reading from Stanford was that there was a previous flu in the late 1800s, so the older crowd had already some flu immunity.

00:26:07.000 The younger kids didn't have it.

00:26:08.000 Oh, okay.

00:26:09.000 And so, when the new virus hit, it was much, much harder.

00:26:13.000 And some older people had partial immunity, based on, like, strains.

00:26:18.000 So young people got hit really hard.

00:26:19.000 But, here's the crazy thing.

00:26:21.000 The first wave, in the beginning of the year, hit the elderly, and young people were mostly okay.

00:26:26.000 The second wave, in August, hit the young people and was devastating.

00:26:31.000 So, they're predicting multiple waves on this one.

00:26:34.000 I'm willing to bet we're gonna see a bunch of young people in the hospital. 1.00

00:26:39.000 Because these kids are as dumb as a box of rocks. 1.00

00:26:42.000 Yeah, they really are. 1.00

00:26:43.000 And it's not all young people. 1.00

00:26:45.000 It's just the young people that are dumb are going out and partying. 1.00

00:26:48.000 We'll call them the Skullcrackers. 0.99

00:26:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Skull Breaker Challenge.

00:26:54.000 There's data released by basically every news outlet and basically every, you know, organization tracking this shows.

00:27:03.000 The largest bracket of hospitalizations is 20 to 54.

00:27:07.000 That's wide, you know, and it could still be mostly 40 to 54.

00:27:12.000 But they separated it that way, and it's basically 29 of all hospitalizations, and then 55 and above comes up to like a smaller number.

00:27:21.000 I think it's 20 to 44.

00:27:21.000 Maybe I'm getting it wrong.

00:27:22.000 I'll probably get the numbers wrong.

00:27:24.000 I don't have the article pulled up, so sue me.

00:27:25.000 But they broke it up into several different brackets.

00:27:29.000 And I think I mentioned this the other day, what they're saying is young people are actually really likely to be hospitalized but respond really well to ventilation.

00:27:36.000 Okay.

00:27:37.000 Older people don't. 1.00

00:27:39.000 So what does that mean?

00:27:41.000 So the old people aren't going and getting the respirators or whatever? 1.00

00:27:46.000 They do.

00:27:47.000 So here's what I think would make sense in that regard is ventilation is going to save your life if you can't breathe.

00:27:53.000 Young people have strong bodies, and so when their lungs fill up with fluid, the ventilation works, their bodies heal, and it takes in the oxygen.

00:28:00.000 Older people struggle to heal, have weaker immune systems, their lungs fill up with water or fluid, they can't breathe, and the ventilation doesn't do enough to actually save them.

00:28:07.000 So, you'll see more, apparently that's what they're saying, more young people in the hospital, but they respond really, really well to the treatments.

00:28:14.000 Older people die. 1.00

00:28:16.000 So then, this is mind-numbing to me, is that... Actually, let me tell you a story, man.

00:28:21.000 Did you know that lethal crime is way, way down around the world?

00:28:25.000 No, I didn't know that.

00:28:26.000 Yeah, so crimes that result in death have dropped dramatically.

00:28:30.000 Since when?

00:28:31.000 In the past, I think like 12 or 13 years.

00:28:34.000 They've been on the decline.

00:28:35.000 Cool.

00:28:36.000 And you know why?

00:28:36.000 That's great news.

00:28:37.000 What would you think the reason is why that would be?

00:28:39.000 I would like to, I mean, I guess it was just because I want to say times are good and like people are prospering.

00:28:48.000 That's what you'd think when you see the data where it's like the homicide rate is going down.

00:28:53.000 The reality is it's the invention of cell phones.

00:28:56.000 I see, yeah.

00:28:56.000 Oh.

00:28:56.000 crimes are being committed. But now when someone gets stabbed, someone calls 911

00:29:01.000 right away and treatment arrives within minutes. Whereas before cell phones, they'd

00:29:04.000 run to find a phone and the person will bleed out on the sidewalk. So the people

00:29:08.000 are getting charged with attempted murder or aggravated assault or assault

00:29:13.000 a deadly weapon, not murder. I see. So now the rates for murder is going way down.

00:29:16.000 That makes sense.

00:29:17.000 It's not that humans are committing less crimes, it's that our technology improved.

00:29:20.000 So it's still there.

00:29:21.000 Still there.

00:29:21.000 We're just being able to save people.

00:29:23.000 But crime is going down, typically, too.

00:29:24.000 So, you know, to be fair.

00:29:25.000 So, I bring that up because everyone's going right now like, young people aren't even dying!

00:29:30.000 Like, what do I care? 0.97

00:29:31.000 Then these kids go out and start doing shots of each other's butts. 1.00

00:29:34.000 Like, that's literally what the video is. 0.97

00:29:35.000 I'm not kidding.

00:29:36.000 It's like... Or licking the toilet seat on an airplane.

00:29:39.000 Yes.

00:29:40.000 Like, what?

00:29:41.000 Coronavirus challenge?

00:29:42.000 There's like a human... Why?

00:29:43.000 Why are you doing this?

00:29:44.000 Why?

00:29:45.000 Why?

00:29:46.000 Please continue.

00:29:47.000 Oh my gosh.

00:29:47.000 Oh, that is just- That is bad.

00:29:49.000 They're doing like a human centipede beer pour.

00:29:49.000 That is bad.

00:29:52.000 Where they all like put their heads under each other's butts and pour beer and drink 0.97

00:29:55.000 it. 0.92

00:29:56.000 Oh my gosh.

00:29:57.000 Oh that's just.

00:29:58.000 Hey man you gotta party hard right?

00:30:00.000 That is bad.

00:30:01.000 So here's the thing though.

00:30:02.000 Because young people are responding well to the technology, the mortality rate for young

00:30:06.000 people is low.

00:30:07.000 And they're like so it's not even killing young people.

00:30:09.000 It's like, dude, do you want to end up in the hospital with a ventilator shoved down your throat to pump oxygen into your lungs because they're failing?

00:30:14.000 Whatever, man.

00:30:15.000 Reminds me of that kid who put the Tide Pod in his mouth.

00:30:18.000 Because they weren't really eating them.

00:30:18.000 Yeah.

00:30:20.000 Yeah.

00:30:21.000 But then his saliva broke it.

00:30:23.000 And then as soon as it broke, it burned him and he aspirated.

00:30:26.000 And then it went in his lungs.

00:30:27.000 And they started coughing and gagging.

00:30:29.000 And it was, dude, that must've been brutal.

00:30:31.000 Scar tissue all throughout his lungs.

00:30:33.000 That dude's going to be in an oxygen tank for the rest of his life. 1.00

00:30:35.000 Kids are dumb, dude. 1.00

00:30:37.000 I feel bad because they're just ignorant and arrogant. 1.00

00:30:40.000 And want attention. 1.00

00:30:42.000 Everybody wants attention.

00:30:43.000 That's all it is, man.

00:30:45.000 So basically now we're looking at national lockdown, I guess?

00:30:49.000 I don't know what's going to happen.

00:30:51.000 We actually have another story I want to pull up on these kids doing all this stuff.

00:30:56.000 I don't know, man.

00:30:58.000 There was that viral text message.

00:31:01.000 Did you get one of those?

00:31:01.000 I don't think so.

00:31:02.000 Where they were like, I heard this from my brother's uncle's aunt's cousin's wife's nephew that Trump is going to invoke the Stafford Act.

00:31:11.000 Okay, I'm really exaggerating.

00:31:14.000 Basically, all of these text messages, like chain messages, had a similar thing.

00:31:20.000 My uncle works for the government, and he said, just now leaving a meeting with the CDC, Trump is prepared to invoke the Stafford Act, which means that he's going to lock down everyone, get your supplies now, run!

00:31:31.000 And these texts went viral like crazy.

00:31:34.000 And they were always somehow different.

00:31:37.000 Like, someone sent out ten of them at once.

00:31:39.000 Slightly different.

00:31:40.000 I wonder why.

00:31:41.000 Maybe see which one would make it further.

00:31:42.000 There was one where I was like, my girlfriend sent me this.

00:31:45.000 I have a source working in the news who said this.

00:31:48.000 And it's all fake.

00:31:49.000 Which one worked the best to get in people's heads, basically.

00:31:52.000 And everyone believed it.

00:31:53.000 And it's funny because I did a debunking of it and now we're actually talking about it.

00:31:57.000 When was this?

00:31:59.000 Like, in the past week.

00:32:00.000 Oh, okay.

00:32:01.000 I woke up in the morning, I had a text message from a journalist saying, like, keep us on the DL, and it was like a screen grab of a text saying, you know, That was just a couple days ago.

00:32:11.000 Was it?

00:32:12.000 Yeah.

00:32:13.000 This week has felt interminable.

00:32:15.000 Yeah, that was only a couple days ago.

00:32:16.000 Interminable?

00:32:17.000 Yeah, dude.

00:32:17.000 It's almost over.

00:32:20.000 Well, the coronavirus cases are going to explode, warns Obama's Ebola czar.

00:32:25.000 As figures show, the virus is already spreading faster in America than it ever did in China, and the U.S.

00:32:29.000 has the second most new cases per day in the world.

00:32:33.000 Bravo.

00:32:33.000 Yay.

00:32:35.000 We do everything a little bit better than everyone else.

00:32:37.000 That includes getting infected with a novel coronavirus.

00:32:41.000 It's funny, man, because I hear so many people saying the same lines, like, the flu is worse.

00:32:46.000 I was on the phone with somebody talking about, you know, hey, do you think it's going to get bad?

00:32:52.000 I was basically talking to people about industry stuff.

00:32:55.000 Ad rates are down.

00:32:55.000 Ad buys are down.

00:32:57.000 And to make matters worse, it's really funny when people are like, Tim's trying to sensationalize to make money.

00:33:03.000 It's like, dude, do you realize when I talk about this, I get nothing?

00:33:06.000 Yeah.

00:33:07.000 I could make a video right now where I talk about, I don't know, the new Pokemon game.

00:33:11.000 You know, Pokemon Go!

00:33:12.000 I could literally film myself walking around in Pokemon Go, get like a thousand views, and make more money than if I talk about the coronavirus.

00:33:19.000 Anyway, I digress.

00:33:20.000 But tons of people have fragmented information.

00:33:24.000 And so they don't realize what's going on.

00:33:26.000 They're like, I don't know, man.

00:33:27.000 Like, I heard that, you know, this, that, and this.

00:33:30.000 The flu is worse.

00:33:32.000 We already got like 40,000 dead from the flu.

00:33:34.000 And I was like, since when?

00:33:35.000 What do you mean?

00:33:36.000 Like, since when?

00:33:37.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:33:38.000 You mean since October?

00:33:40.000 They're like, well I don't know all the details.

00:33:42.000 And we started seeing the uncontrollable growth around like the end of February.

00:33:46.000 We had the first case in January and then we didn't actually start seeing the community spread for like another full month and a half or something.

00:33:51.000 Right, yeah, March 3rd or something.

00:33:53.000 Yeah.

00:33:54.000 So I don't know who Ron Klain is, but apparently he's saying, and this is actually wrong, I mean, so this is the relevant data that I wanted to show.

00:34:02.000 This chart right here shows the peak of China's coronavirus outbreak.

00:34:08.000 Assuming they're telling the truth, which I would never do.

00:34:12.000 You would never tell the truth?

00:34:13.000 No.

00:34:14.000 I was thinking it too.

00:34:15.000 Assuming China was telling the truth. 0.58

00:34:17.000 Oh, OK.

00:34:17.000 You would never assume they were telling the truth.

00:34:19.000 I would never assume that.

00:34:19.000 It just sounded like you were like, well, I don't tell the truth.

00:34:21.000 I would never tell the truth.

00:34:22.000 No, I wouldn't assume China's telling the truth.

00:34:24.000 Freudian slip.

00:34:25.000 Our sarcasm minds were like, I must respond.

00:34:29.000 That's right.

00:34:30.000 So now we've seen cases skyrocket.

00:34:32.000 Now here's the important factor, though.

00:34:34.000 We haven't been doing testing, so it's possible we're below China, because they're basically doing the same thing between us and Italy.

00:34:41.000 And this number here of new U.S.

00:34:42.000 cases could be the result of the fact that we haven't been testing all that well.

00:34:48.000 Or it could be the date on his face is true and the U.S.

00:34:51.000 is out of control.

00:34:52.000 And I think that's actually a fair assessment.

00:34:54.000 You know why?

00:34:54.000 Because they're shutting everything down.

00:34:57.000 In China, they'll like club you over the head and drag you out of your house while you kick and scream. 1.00

00:35:01.000 In the U.S., they'll be like, please don't go outside.

00:35:03.000 Which is what they're doing right now. 0.95

00:35:04.000 And then a bunch of these kids go outside and start laughing and, like, you know, doing shots off each other's butts. 0.95

00:35:10.000 Like, for real. 0.94

00:35:11.000 It's in Miami.

00:35:12.000 They're doing it.

00:35:12.000 Well, they're not gonna be laughing in, like, three weeks when they catch it.

00:35:15.000 No, a bunch of them are gonna be fine.

00:35:17.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

00:35:18.000 And they're gonna be like, nothing even happened.

00:35:20.000 I got the sniffles.

00:35:22.000 And I'm fine.

00:35:23.000 And my grandma died.

00:35:24.000 It's so weird.

00:35:24.000 I don't know.

00:35:26.000 Right.

00:35:27.000 Yeah.

00:35:27.000 And my grandma died.

00:35:28.000 Or that number that it's affecting men twice as much.

00:35:32.000 Yeah.

00:35:32.000 I read that this morning.

00:35:33.000 Twice as deadly to guys than it is to girls. 0.95

00:35:36.000 Yup.

00:35:36.000 Like, wow.

00:35:37.000 And we just had that feminist rant the other day. 1.00

00:35:39.000 About how they say that coronavirus is ruining feminists. 1.00

00:35:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:43.000 Yeah.

00:35:44.000 Feminism. 1.00

00:35:44.000 And she's like, now I know that the reports say that it's worse for men. 1.00

00:35:50.000 But we're talking about an economic problem.

00:35:53.000 It's like, if I die or I'm in the hospital in the ventilator, like you're not a victim, dude.

00:35:59.000 Get off your high horse.

00:35:59.000 Yeah.

00:36:01.000 Check this out, though.

00:36:02.000 County gives up on containing coronavirus.

00:36:02.000 L.A.

00:36:04.000 This is from the L.A.

00:36:05.000 Wow.

00:36:05.000 Times.

00:36:06.000 Tells doctors to skip testing of some patients.

00:36:09.000 Well, it was a good run.

00:36:11.000 They give up.

00:36:12.000 I hope you guys enjoyed it.

00:36:14.000 It's been a slice.

00:36:15.000 Outside.

00:36:16.000 It's been a slice.

00:36:17.000 A little slice of heaven.

00:36:18.000 We're gonna lock the doors, and we're gonna go full Mad Max.

00:36:21.000 We're gonna take the van.

00:36:23.000 I ordered a cow catcher, I think it's called?

00:36:25.000 A cow catcher?

00:36:26.000 For the front?

00:36:26.000 Is that what it's called?

00:36:27.000 For the front of the van.

00:36:27.000 That's what came in the mail.

00:36:29.000 Gigantic, wrought iron.

00:36:29.000 Perfect.

00:36:29.000 Yes.

00:36:31.000 It weighs like 800 pounds.

00:36:32.000 It'll be good.

00:36:32.000 Yes.

00:36:33.000 And it drags on the ground, sparks flying out.

00:36:35.000 Yes!

00:36:36.000 We have to put the armor panels on tomorrow.

00:36:38.000 Oh, those have to go back on?

00:36:38.000 Oh my gosh, that'd be a pain.

00:36:39.000 Yeah, they have to go back on.

00:36:41.000 Alright, it's worth it.

00:36:42.000 I don't think it's really that bad, but I think... I'll be skating the ramp out back.

00:36:47.000 Well, so we're lucky, dude.

00:36:48.000 We're lucky, man.

00:36:49.000 We're lucky.

00:36:50.000 Yeah, I know.

00:36:50.000 Even if all we had was a backyard.

00:36:51.000 I'm so grateful for that ramp, dude.

00:36:52.000 I love that thing.

00:36:53.000 I've seen some videos from people in, like, New York.

00:36:56.000 Man, those tiny apartments.

00:36:58.000 I can't imagine.

00:36:59.000 Yo, man, I can't believe... I could not imagine being stuck in New York.

00:37:04.000 Yeah.

00:37:04.000 Couldn't do it.

00:37:05.000 It'd be worse than prison.

00:37:06.000 Because, like, if you... I'd be playing video games.

00:37:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:11.000 But I'd run out of food, probably.

00:37:14.000 Yeah.

00:37:14.000 That's no bueno.

00:37:15.000 And now they're like, don't go outside unless you need food.

00:37:17.000 But I guess here's the thing, right?

00:37:17.000 Yeah.

00:37:18.000 If you go outside, what's a cop gonna do?

00:37:19.000 Like, where are you going?

00:37:20.000 I'm getting food.

00:37:20.000 Okay.

00:37:21.000 Alright, later buddy.

00:37:22.000 Yeah.

00:37:23.000 I have no food.

00:37:24.000 Okay.

00:37:25.000 Yeah.

00:37:26.000 I'm going to eat.

00:37:27.000 Well, wash your hands.

00:37:29.000 I'm walking the dog.

00:37:30.000 Sunny boy.

00:37:31.000 Sunny boy.

00:37:32.000 I mean, honestly, I think you brought this up.

00:37:33.000 Like if you went out and a cop was like, what are you doing?

00:37:35.000 And you were like, ah-choo! 0.73

00:37:36.000 Nothing here officer like No, no, no, oh you're good. You're good move along reminds

00:37:43.000 me of long Remember, um, was it Tommy boy where they're driving and

00:37:48.000 they're drunk and then the cops. Oh, yeah, and they're like, all right. I got this

00:37:52.000 Yeah And the cops like I'm a really allergic to bees me too, let's

00:38:01.000 go They don't have masks, they don't have gloves.

00:38:05.000 So I was talking to my buddy and he told me that he's not concerned because the police won't go near anybody.

00:38:10.000 They're scared to get sick.

00:38:11.000 They don't have masks, they don't have gloves.

00:38:13.000 Something like 35 cops in New York City got it right.

00:38:16.000 Oh really?

00:38:16.000 Yeah.

00:38:17.000 Yeah.

00:38:18.000 He's like you think a cop's gonna want to come up to you.

00:38:18.000 Go home!

00:38:20.000 No and be like come here, buddy We're taking in no be like he's gonna. He's gonna crack the

00:38:25.000 window a little bit goes go home Yeah, you're gonna be like what oh, he's not gonna crack

00:38:30.000 the window. He's gonna get on the PA system. Yeah Yeah, he's gonna tap on the glass and hold up a piece of

00:38:39.000 paper it says go home And then you're gonna sign language him you know I'm hungry.

00:38:44.000 I'm sorry man. Yeah, I am I need food I don't know sign language, but

00:38:48.000 I have a phone that I can just be like I'm hungry Probably do that just now's the time to get a dog because

00:38:54.000 it's like a free. It's like a hall pass I'm walking my dog, sir.

00:38:58.000 Sir.

00:39:00.000 I'm walking my dog.

00:39:00.000 Sir.

00:39:01.000 Sir.

00:39:01.000 I'm walking my dog to get some food.

00:39:03.000 Cuomo.

00:39:03.000 You know what's really funny?

00:39:04.000 Double whammy.

00:39:05.000 You know what's really funny?

00:39:06.000 Bill de Blasio said, so he's the mayor of New York City, he said they're contemplating a full shutdown order.

00:39:12.000 And Andrew Cuomo was like, get real, Bill, in like a quote.

00:39:15.000 You were like arguing.

00:39:17.000 And saying, we're not going to do that, that's not happening, we're not locking down.

00:39:20.000 And a day later he was like, we're locking down.

00:39:21.000 Yeah, we're going to lock down.

00:39:22.000 It's my decision, put the blame on me.

00:39:25.000 That was actually shocking to hear him say that.

00:39:26.000 Well, he had to, man.

00:39:28.000 He just said the other day, like, it wasn't gonna happen, and then someone gave him a dose of reality, like, time to shut the doors.

00:39:32.000 I'll tell you this.

00:39:34.000 We got a bunch of other silly stories, but I want to mention, man, you know what scares me?

00:39:38.000 That... It was what we were mentioning a little earlier.

00:39:41.000 People are begging for the authoritarianism.

00:39:43.000 And what happens when this is all over, but people now live a life where they're under hard lockdown and are okay with it?

00:39:49.000 I don't know if they're okay with it.

00:39:50.000 I think it's more the fear of this virus.

00:39:52.000 And if the fear remains?

00:39:53.000 How are they going to keep the fear around?

00:39:57.000 They already told us it could last two years.

00:40:01.000 MIT put out a story saying it's going to be waves of sickness.

00:40:06.000 But doesn't the virus die in the open air when it's too hot?

00:40:10.000 When it's 80, 90 degrees?

00:40:12.000 You don't know yet?

00:40:13.000 I thought they were saying that.

00:40:16.000 People start becoming like hypochondriacs, scared of the virus and start, you know, I'm sure tons of people are doing it right now.

00:40:21.000 Rushing to the hospital saying, I'm sick, and then spreading more fear, like panicking that they're sick.

00:40:27.000 There's the conspiracy theory that I don't subscribe to at all, I'd say.

00:40:33.000 But there are people who are saying that it's all overblown, it's all hype.

00:40:36.000 Yeah.

00:40:37.000 The reason we're seeing all the hospitalizations is because people are panicking.

00:40:40.000 I keep saying that.

00:40:41.000 It's still going on.

00:40:42.000 That it's just people now saying, like, I think I'm sick.

00:40:42.000 Right.

00:40:45.000 Oh man, I'm sick.

00:40:45.000 Oh, I better call the hospital.

00:40:47.000 And then the hospital says, we've got somebody who we think has it, and then they report it in the news, and it perpetuates this fear cycle.

00:40:53.000 I don't, the reason I don't buy into that is because you'd have to have all of the other countries on the planet, you know, like, there's not one agency in control of anything.

00:41:02.000 Like, people are testing for this and they're finding it, right?

00:41:03.000 Remember, this is popping up at nursing homes. 0.53

00:41:06.000 And people in nursing homes literally cannot run to the hospital.

00:41:09.000 Yeah.

00:41:10.000 Well, so, the reason I bring this up is that there is a, one of the fears that I have would be politicians, six months goes by, and they're looking over their reports and they're like, sir, No new cases.

00:41:10.000 They just have to wait.

00:41:22.000 We believe it's gone.

00:41:23.000 Whoa, hold on, hold on.

00:41:25.000 We shouldn't say that, right?

00:41:27.000 Yeah.

00:41:28.000 Remember that Orville episode we were just watching?

00:41:30.000 The one where Kelly's the, like, Jesus?

00:41:30.000 Which one?

00:41:33.000 Oh yeah.

00:41:33.000 So there's, in the show The Orville, there's, they go to this planet that fades out of existence when it comes back at 700 years in the future for that planet.

00:41:41.000 Right.

00:41:42.000 And so Kelly, the woman, is seen, and then when the planet phases back, they're worshiping Yeah, well, she heals some girl, like, falls and hits her head, and she uses, like, the laser thing to fix this child's head.

00:41:57.000 So it's like Star Trek for those who don't know.

00:42:00.000 Yeah, 700 years go by, and then they go back in, and it's like they're worshipping her.

00:42:05.000 She's, like, the god.

00:42:06.000 Yeah.

00:42:07.000 And so what happens is, they go and meet the Pope, basically, in this medieval world, and she explains that it's simply a tool, shows him how to use it, and he's like, wow, we believed everything so wrong.

00:42:19.000 And then when they leave, he walks up to, like, the Bible.

00:42:23.000 And he's like, the people must be told the truth.

00:42:25.000 But then this Cardinal guy is like, are you sure?

00:42:27.000 That's wise.

00:42:27.000 We'll lose our power.

00:42:28.000 They fear us.

00:42:29.000 Yeah.

00:42:30.000 As long as they fear Kelly.

00:42:31.000 And he goes, I guess we'll see.

00:42:32.000 So the guy goes, OK. 0.95

00:42:33.000 And he pulls out a knife and stabs in the back. 0.98

00:42:34.000 Yeah. 0.82

00:42:35.000 That was a good episode.

00:42:36.000 It was.

00:42:37.000 But I'm worried you're going to have people who are going to be like, there's going to be one dude.

00:42:41.000 I'm not saying there will be.

00:42:43.000 I wouldn't be surprised.

00:42:44.000 There could be one guy who's sitting there thinking, like, we're getting all the funding we want.

00:42:44.000 And this is what I'm scared of.

00:42:48.000 We're getting to implement whatever policies we want.

00:42:50.000 No one is standing in our way.

00:42:51.000 And he looks at that report where it says, like, we've done it.

00:42:53.000 We've beat the virus.

00:42:55.000 And then he crumples it up.

00:42:56.000 Crumbles it up. 0.84

00:42:56.000 Throws it in the trash. 0.84

00:42:57.000 And says, what's the next plan to fight the virus?

00:43:00.000 We need to enact these policies.

00:43:02.000 That's what's worrying.

00:43:02.000 Yeah.

00:43:04.000 Yeah, that is a frightening thought.

00:43:05.000 Yep.

00:43:05.000 Well, here's what we should do.

00:43:06.000 We should rag on kids again. 1.00

00:43:07.000 Yes, we should.

00:43:08.000 It's always fun to rag on those young kids!

00:43:10.000 But before we do, we should jump over to the Super Chats.

00:43:12.000 Super Chats!

00:43:13.000 What up, Super Chats?

00:43:15.000 Oh, hi.

00:43:16.000 Hello, Super Chats.

00:43:17.000 Alright, Dark Truth says, so do you think we'll be back to a degree of normalcy by January?

00:43:21.000 Will schools still be out by then?

00:43:23.000 Well, they're saying the school year right now.

00:43:25.000 They're saying, right, they're shutting down the schools for the school year.

00:43:28.000 So does that mean until August?

00:43:31.000 Or does that mean until December?

00:43:32.000 That means till August.

00:43:32.000 That's what I figured.

00:43:33.000 So far, yeah.

00:43:34.000 Yeah.

00:43:35.000 Salem Blue says, World Health Organization, global pandemic, feminists, abortions. 1.00

00:43:41.000 Search for articles using coronavirus and abortion, especially the one that starts with feminist demand FDA.

00:43:46.000 Tweet from doctor promoting self-managed abortion.

00:43:49.000 Yikes, man.

00:43:51.000 Kyle Buchanan says, Hey Tim, Verdict with Ted Cruz episode 18 just got taken down by Google while I was watching it.

00:43:55.000 Whoa.

00:43:56.000 That's crazy.

00:43:57.000 That was a really popular podcast.

00:43:58.000 What was it about?

00:43:59.000 Uh, they just brought, uh, they brought, Michael Knowles went on and talked to Ted Cruz and they just talk about like events, kind of like we do, a little more official, but yeah.

00:44:09.000 I never got a chance to see it, but hopefully they bring it back.

00:44:09.000 Yeah.

00:44:12.000 All right, so we got a ton of super chats here.

00:44:15.000 Grace Fang says, Italy's death toll surpassed China's public fake numbers.

00:44:19.000 CNBC.

00:44:20.000 I love that editorialization and I completely agree with it.

00:44:23.000 If you believe China, man, I got a bridge to sell you. 1.00

00:44:26.000 It is the Brooklyn Bridge and I have the deed in my office.

00:44:30.000 I think that's actually where that came from.

00:44:31.000 It was a guy who was going around selling the Brooklyn Bridge.

00:44:33.000 Really?

00:44:34.000 Yeah, I think that was it.

00:44:35.000 Oceanfront property in Arizona?

00:44:38.000 Yeah.

00:44:38.000 That one?

00:44:39.000 Yeah.

00:44:40.000 Ward says, good evening.

00:44:41.000 Appreciate it.

00:44:41.000 Hope you're well.

00:44:42.000 Freedom says, my phone has been hacked.

00:44:44.000 I'm sorry to hear it.

00:44:46.000 Ethan Johansson says, FYI, happy cows make the most money.

00:44:49.000 Don't listen to PETA BS.

00:44:50.000 I mean, how could we beat up calves?

00:44:52.000 They're too cute.

00:44:53.000 I heard it's true that actually happy cows, like cows that are literally happy, do better, like produce better.

00:45:01.000 They do.

00:45:01.000 Did I talk about the story about when I went to the farm in California?

00:45:04.000 You told me about it.

00:45:05.000 I don't know if you told Adam about it.

00:45:06.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:45:07.000 So, when I went, I was doing this story on the drought in California, and I went to a bunch of different farms, a bunch of dairy farms.

00:45:13.000 And I'd heard all these stories about how it was, like, torturous.

00:45:13.000 Okay.

00:45:17.000 No, not these ones, man.

00:45:18.000 So I go to, we go and interview this guy.

00:45:20.000 Was it a smaller, smaller farm, or what?

00:45:22.000 I guess the farm's smaller.

00:45:23.000 How many, how many cows were there?

00:45:25.000 Several hundred?

00:45:27.000 Oh, totally over a hundred.

00:45:27.000 Over a hundred?

00:45:28.000 Yeah, maybe like four or five hundred.

00:45:30.000 Okay.

00:45:31.000 That's pretty big.

00:45:32.000 There were, like, fences, and there was no gate to the fence.

00:45:35.000 It was open.

00:45:36.000 And there were, like, cows across the street, wandering around.

00:45:39.000 Okay.

00:45:40.000 And so I was talking to one of the farmers, and I was like, we were doing an interview, like, how has the drought affected you?

00:45:44.000 You know, is it worrying?

00:45:45.000 And what's your thought on the policy?

00:45:46.000 And then afterwards, I was like, hey, I got a question.

00:45:48.000 It's, like, irrelevant, but I'm just curious, because, like, are those your cows?

00:45:51.000 He's like, yeah.

00:45:53.000 And I was like, they're just, like, leaving.

00:45:54.000 He's like, no, come back.

00:45:56.000 And I was like, there's no, there's no gate.

00:45:59.000 And he's like, you forgot the gate.

00:46:00.000 I was like, aren't you, aren't you worried that they leave?

00:46:02.000 He's like, where would they go?

00:46:03.000 And I was like, oh, well, I don't know.

00:46:06.000 I was like, I'm just used to like animals leaving.

00:46:08.000 And he's like, no, they come back.

00:46:10.000 And I was like, really?

00:46:11.000 They don't want to leave?

00:46:11.000 He's like, well, they want to leave.

00:46:12.000 We got food.

00:46:13.000 And I was like, Well, that's one way I've seen it.

00:46:15.000 I never thought about it.

00:46:16.000 Yeah, when I was driving back here, I passed a few farms that were hundreds of thousands of cows.

00:46:24.000 Was that Texas?

00:46:25.000 It was in New Mexico.

00:46:27.000 There's some gross ones down there.

00:46:28.000 Is it 88, I think?

00:46:31.000 I think it was 40 or 30 or 10.

00:46:33.000 I don't exactly remember where it was, but yeah.

00:46:38.000 Yeah, it's gross.

00:46:39.000 Man, it was nasty.

00:46:40.000 But so, so here's the thing.

00:46:41.000 These farms in California, the cows would go into a machine when they wanted to be milked.

00:46:46.000 And the machine would milk them and they would come back out and go and romp around and stuff.

00:46:48.000 They get really uncomfortable if they can't get milked.

00:46:50.000 But it was just, it was crazy to me to see like the cows just, the guy didn't care.

00:46:53.000 He's like, man.

00:46:54.000 He's like, I don't got, there's nothing to worry about.

00:46:55.000 Oh, it was a side story.

00:46:57.000 Totally irrelevant.

00:46:58.000 It was a major dust devil.

00:46:59.000 It was so cool.

00:47:00.000 Like it was huge.

00:47:02.000 I was like, whoa, no one cared.

00:47:03.000 I have a lot of issues with all of this, and it's a long conversation I don't really want to have.

00:47:09.000 Well, let's get back to Super Chats.

00:47:10.000 Yeah.

00:47:11.000 Excellent plan.

00:47:12.000 Happy cows.

00:47:13.000 11BravoNRD says, my army reserve unit just got put on standby for deployment to see CONUS.

00:47:19.000 Not a matter of if, but when.

00:47:20.000 Invisible lady. 0.96

00:47:22.000 Google C2CRE in vibrant response.

00:47:25.000 C2CRE.

00:47:26.000 What is CONUS?

00:47:26.000 I have no idea.

00:47:27.000 Me neither.

00:47:29.000 Atlas Report says, Quarantine me, daddy.

00:47:31.000 We lack discipline.

00:47:32.000 Mr. Smaberg says, You really should get into contact with Serpensaw.

00:47:36.000 They have an insane amount of info on China and the Wuhan virus.

00:47:39.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:40.000 We'll do our best.

00:47:41.000 I'm just, you know, overwhelmingly, overly swamped, typically, but Serpents is cool.

00:47:46.000 Justin says, Happy Apocalypse Day, Tim.

00:47:48.000 Keep it up.

00:47:49.000 Appreciate it.

00:47:49.000 Love your content.

00:47:50.000 Ed Crone says, Southside.

00:47:51.000 Born and raised, Tim.

00:47:52.000 Saint Rita alum.

00:47:53.000 Where'd you go?

00:47:54.000 I now live for these streams every day after work while I play GTA V in quarantine.

00:47:59.000 We're reaping the benefit of the quarantine market.

00:48:02.000 I'm loving all these super bored people.

00:48:03.000 Yeah, I was talking to some industry people and they were like, we're projecting your numbers will go up dramatically amidst the quarantine where people are bored and have nothing to do.

00:48:10.000 I'm like, oh, okay, that sounds horrible.

00:48:13.000 But you know, whatever.

00:48:14.000 So I grew up on the South Side.

00:48:16.000 I went to... CONUS is the continental United States.

00:48:19.000 Thank you, chat.

00:48:20.000 Oh, okay.

00:48:21.000 I didn't go to high school.

00:48:23.000 And I went to grade school at Our Lady of the Snows by Midway Airport and Mark Twain Elementary.

00:48:29.000 And then I spent like two months at Kennedy High School and then left in a fit of rage.

00:48:34.000 Rage!

00:48:35.000 I can see Tim levitating.

00:48:35.000 I can see it.

00:48:37.000 Jesus, uh, Jesus!

00:48:38.000 I almost said Jesus.

00:48:39.000 Jesus!

00:48:40.000 I just said it.

00:48:40.000 Thanks for coming to Member.

00:48:42.000 Renegade says, I'm delivering DoorDash in my area now.

00:48:44.000 I feel like Norman Reedus in Death Stranding.

00:48:47.000 Yeah.

00:48:48.000 AB says, I've been watching your coverage since the outset, so I thought was behind the curve by only stocking up three weeks ago.

00:48:54.000 Turns out I was miles ahead.

00:48:55.000 Yeah, you were.

00:48:56.000 Yup.

00:48:57.000 Yep.

00:48:57.000 And it's funny how things are escalating to the point where people are saying, like, you know, The Hill is saying, please shut down, bring out the goons and the martial law and all that stuff.

00:49:05.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:06.000 And it's like, when I was telling people, like, hey, go buy this stuff, there are so many people on Twitter being like, what an idiot, oh god, I can't believe he's doing this. 0.99

00:49:13.000 Because they didn't know! 1.00

00:49:14.000 So I almost don't blame them. 0.99

00:49:15.000 It's like, if you know a disaster is coming, and then you're telling people, like, hey, if you trust me, check this out, but the other people don't know what you know, they assume you're dumb. 0.66

00:49:25.000 That's like such a common problem in politics. 0.50

00:49:27.000 But if you don't know, why are you so confident?

00:49:29.000 You should be able to admit, I'm uncertain.

00:49:31.000 What's that saying? 0.91

00:49:32.000 That smart people are so full of doubt, while the ignorant are so confident, or whatever? 0.69

00:49:36.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:49:39.000 Raymond says, I work at Hebb, a Texas-based grocery chain.

00:49:42.000 We're all working like crazy, but the company raised the wage by $2 for every employee during the crisis.

00:49:47.000 I hope other grocery store workers can get that, too. 0.99

00:49:49.000 Wow, that's awesome.

00:49:50.000 It's awesome for now, until the, you know, trillion-plus dollars hits the economy and hyperinflation sets in.

00:49:57.000 I shouldn't say hyperinflation, that's a bit It'll be inflation for sure.

00:50:00.000 But it will be.

00:50:01.000 And then everyone's gonna be like, my money doesn't go as far anymore.

00:50:04.000 Yeah, no, what do I do?

00:50:05.000 We're borrowing from ourselves in the future.

00:50:07.000 That's what it is.

00:50:09.000 We gotta do what we gotta do.

00:50:09.000 But you know what?

00:50:12.000 Just us.

00:50:14.000 Thanks for the super chat.

00:50:17.000 I've had a few friends saying that I'm being paranoid, but my daughter has RSV as an infant, and my mother-in-law has respiratory issues, so I'm not taking chances.

00:50:25.000 Don't be shamed into not taking care of yourself or your family.

00:50:29.000 That's exactly right.

00:50:30.000 That's what I've been saying, man.

00:50:34.000 If there's somebody who's gonna full-on prep and build a bunker and stock it up with 30 years of food or whatever they want to do, I wouldn't do that.

00:50:41.000 But I'll tell you what, when that meteor comes, when the crisis happens, they're gonna be laughing.

00:50:46.000 And if nothing happens, no one's gonna care.

00:50:49.000 No one cares.

00:50:51.000 They might be like, you built a bunker?

00:50:53.000 And it's like, it's really cool.

00:50:54.000 I play video games down there.

00:50:55.000 It's like my private little hangout.

00:50:56.000 Oh, dude, I want to hang out.

00:50:57.000 Like, who wouldn't love to have a man cave?

00:50:59.000 Just build it underground.

00:51:00.000 That's why I think it's silly that people are laughing at, like, people who... There's this really cool thing they do with, like, cargo containers, and they'll, like, bury them partially.

00:51:00.000 True that.

00:51:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:08.000 No, fully.

00:51:09.000 Fully?

00:51:10.000 Yeah, and then you can go into them.

00:51:10.000 Mm-hmm.

00:51:11.000 That sounds cool, man.

00:51:12.000 That sounds amazing.

00:51:13.000 Dude, I'd love to have a little...

00:51:15.000 You think I've been chopping wood back there?

00:51:15.000 We can't do that.

00:51:17.000 No, I've been digging a hole.

00:51:19.000 Slowly but surely, I'm gonna have a man cave.

00:51:21.000 That'd be cool, man.

00:51:22.000 Under the skate ramp.

00:51:24.000 And then you just, you know, stock up on some MREs.

00:51:27.000 MREs don't last long enough, though.

00:51:29.000 I like them, though.

00:51:30.000 They taste good in the short term.

00:51:31.000 I've never actually had one.

00:51:32.000 You've never had an MRE?

00:51:33.000 It's cool.

00:51:34.000 They have a packet of iron.

00:51:38.000 Okay.

00:51:38.000 Really?

00:51:39.000 Just straight iron?

00:51:40.000 I'm pretty sure it's iron.

00:51:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:41.000 And when you pour water in it, it rapidly oxidizes and heats up.

00:51:44.000 Oh, cool.

00:51:45.000 And you, like, put it in your food thing.

00:51:47.000 That's how emerys work.

00:51:48.000 I didn't know.

00:51:49.000 Like, we've got some here.

00:51:49.000 They're upstairs.

00:51:50.000 And then you pour water in it, and it smells, I think, um... Iron oxide comes out.

00:51:55.000 It's a gas.

00:51:56.000 But then it heats up rapidly, and it warms the food, and then you pull it out, throw it, and then you got a pouch full of, you know, like, whatever.

00:51:56.000 Okay.

00:52:01.000 Interesting.

00:52:02.000 Beans and rice or something.

00:52:04.000 Cool.

00:52:04.000 Yeah, it's cool.

00:52:04.000 Cool.

00:52:05.000 Thanks for coming.

00:52:06.000 Member, Focusmeister, All Metal Mike says, Kim, thanks for teaching us about the term echo bubble.

00:52:12.000 Prior to hearing it from you, I'd already begun seeking 360 degrees of info just to avoid such a phenomenon.

00:52:18.000 Yes.

00:52:19.000 Alex, thanks for becoming a member.

00:52:20.000 Justin Schroeder says, sent Adam a company for beanies on IG.

00:52:24.000 US NOX emissions are down 50.7% as of three-fifths compared to 2016, and I don't have an inner monologue.

00:52:32.000 I actually checked that site out.

00:52:34.000 Thanks for sending that to me.

00:52:35.000 But unfortunately, all of the beanies were acrylic.

00:52:39.000 We're looking for quality.

00:52:39.000 They were not.

00:52:41.000 Not acrylic.

00:52:42.000 Yeah, not.

00:52:43.000 I mean, it was it was just like a wholesale place.

00:52:45.000 Right.

00:52:46.000 Some of them were cool, but it just wasn't what we're looking for.

00:52:50.000 Yeah.

00:52:51.000 But I do appreciate that.

00:52:52.000 I did check it out.

00:52:52.000 Thanks.

00:52:53.000 Oh hey, just us sent the poop emoji.

00:52:55.000 Appreciate it.

00:52:56.000 Oh, how nice!

00:52:56.000 Sweet.

00:52:57.000 All right, we're starting to get slammed by superchats.

00:52:57.000 That's cute.

00:52:59.000 I'm gonna have to speed this up.

00:53:01.000 We can go for a little bit longer.

00:53:02.000 We're good.

00:53:03.000 Eric says...

00:53:04.000 COVID-19 growth curve recent spike due to running backlog of untested samples per CDC lady and White House presser two days ago.

00:53:11.000 She said six days of tests in one day.

00:53:12.000 So that makes sense.

00:53:14.000 So we may actually be, we have good news too.

00:53:17.000 Apparently, Trump was right about chloroquine.

00:53:21.000 Really?

00:53:22.000 Well, yeah, but a bunch of other countries have been saying the same thing about chloroquine combinations with other drugs.

00:53:27.000 So, you know, Trump came out and said it, and I think he said we were gonna make it available, but it's not yet ready, so people criticize him.

00:53:27.000 Okay.

00:53:33.000 It's like, whatever, the media does this.

00:53:35.000 But yeah, we actually have a story saying that they've cut the amount of patients who had COVID, like, dramatically by giving them a combination of these drugs, these malaria drugs.

00:53:44.000 Yeah.

00:53:45.000 King Canuck says, I'm a bit late because I was finishing Doom Eternal.

00:53:49.000 Adam, you've got to finish it so you can geek about it.

00:53:51.000 Love you guys.

00:53:52.000 Have a great stream.

00:53:53.000 Appreciate it, man.

00:53:54.000 It's really fun.

00:53:55.000 It's fast.

00:53:56.000 It's very fast and vicious.

00:53:58.000 And it's tough.

00:54:00.000 It's pretty tough.

00:54:02.000 I like games like that that aren't easy to just plow through.

00:54:05.000 But it's good.

00:54:06.000 I really, really am enjoying it.

00:54:08.000 Revia says apparently Japan had its first case of reinfection reported.

00:54:08.000 Doom Eternal.

00:54:12.000 Didn't we see that before though?

00:54:13.000 Yeah, I thought they had at least one.

00:54:15.000 That was the first place that we heard of it, didn't we?

00:54:18.000 Just Us says wanted vegan prepper food tips.

00:54:21.000 The great Dub Dub.

00:54:22.000 Hey from Missouri.

00:54:24.000 I live near KC and we are about ready to start closing things down.

00:54:28.000 Thanks for the heads up to PrEP.

00:54:29.000 Plenty of games to play.

00:54:30.000 About that vegan food PrEP.

00:54:33.000 I thought you would let me say something there.

00:54:37.000 Oh man, you know?

00:54:38.000 Anyway, that site that you were working with, what was that?

00:54:38.000 Jump on in.

00:54:43.000 MyPatriotSupply.

00:54:44.000 Yeah, they actually have a lot of vegan options.

00:54:48.000 Really?

00:54:49.000 Yeah, when they got here, I was looking at it, and I'm like, well, this is basically the meals,

00:54:54.000 half of them were vegan, half of them weren't.

00:54:56.000 Oh, that's great.

00:54:56.000 Right, so.

00:54:57.000 But they had like oatmeal stuff.

00:54:58.000 Yeah, there was a lot of just not, Rice, oatmeal.

00:55:01.000 Yeah, vegetables, vegetable dishes that just didn't have any milk.

00:55:05.000 And that's actually the rarity, but probably will last longer without milk in it anyway.

00:55:10.000 So there you go.

00:55:11.000 Yeah.

00:55:12.000 check out that site. Although there's a big wait now.

00:55:12.000 So check that out.

00:55:15.000 Yeah, so it is out there though. You can get them though.

00:55:19.000 This is not a promo for the company.

00:55:21.000 But I don't say that because YouTube will like, they'll give you all this kind of, you know, crap for the stuff.

00:55:21.000 No.

00:55:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:28.000 But for reference, because people are curious, it's safeandreadymeals.com.

00:55:31.000 I was doing a bunch of promos for them.

00:55:34.000 Now they've actually backlogged to an absurd degree, so it's like a pre-order at this point.

00:55:38.000 Because they don't know when they're going to get back up to full production.

00:55:40.000 But they are still sending stuff out.

00:55:41.000 But yeah, they have...

00:55:42.000 I think it's a cool company.

00:55:43.000 They got a bunch of...

00:55:44.000 It's cheap too.

00:55:45.000 Yep.

00:55:46.000 Nayslayer says, the lockdown came to New Orleans today.

00:55:50.000 Basically, don't go out unless you need groceries, healthcare, or work in an essential industry.

00:55:54.000 Meanwhile, my local gov is saying, stay home if you feel sick.

00:55:58.000 You probably, you should either way, I mean.

00:56:01.000 Chet Chisolm says, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, does Lydia now have to come on camera to intervene with the ghost Tim just unleashed on the studio?

00:56:09.000 How dare you, Timothy, you shouldn't have said that.

00:56:11.000 Lydia.

00:56:13.000 Soluk Gree says, Bill Maher should be happy now.

00:56:16.000 Yeah!

00:56:17.000 Only this is going to bolster Trump's chances of winning.

00:56:20.000 Yeah, man.

00:56:21.000 Yeah, true.

00:56:22.000 So, you probably don't know Will, but you know Will Chamberlain.

00:56:25.000 Some of the viewers might not.

00:56:27.000 He's a cool dude.

00:56:27.000 He's a friend of mine, and he's like a big conservative personality.

00:56:30.000 He runs Human Events.

00:56:31.000 And he had a really interesting tweet I saw.

00:56:32.000 He said, remember that FDR won, you know, how many terms did he win?

00:56:36.000 Four terms?

00:56:37.000 Yeah.

00:56:37.000 And that was through the Great Depression.

00:56:40.000 Yeah, that was when it was most chaotic.

00:56:42.000 That's how he did it.

00:56:42.000 And so, the prediction is, no one is going to want to risk a hard change right now.

00:56:47.000 Right.

00:56:48.000 So, yeah, Bill, I don't know if you, you know Bill Maher called for a recession?

00:56:52.000 Yeah.

00:56:52.000 He was like, bring on the recession if it gets rid of Trump, and he got really, he got heavily criticized for it.

00:56:56.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:56:56.000 I think it was a really stupid thing to say, but hey man, he stood by it, and I respect that. 0.96

00:57:00.000 Gotta be careful what you wish for. 0.97

00:57:01.000 Look at the market.

00:57:02.000 Yup.

00:57:02.000 Yeah, man.

00:57:03.000 So, that's why he's saying, he should be happy now.

00:57:05.000 I know, yeah.

00:57:06.000 But I will stop to say, make sure you join.

00:57:09.000 If you want to support the show, click the join button down below.

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00:57:24.000 But also, if you haven't already, hit that like button because it helps.

00:57:27.000 And now we're going to read more of your super chats.

00:57:29.000 Yes.

00:57:30.000 Chet Chisholm says, you guys should try the sweet potato al pastor tacos from the Thug Kitchen cookbook on your next taco night.

00:57:37.000 That sounds awesome.

00:57:37.000 I'm down.

00:57:38.000 Yeah.

00:57:38.000 Sounds really good.

00:57:39.000 We've been having chickpea tacos.

00:57:41.000 Yeah, dude.

00:57:42.000 Periodically.

00:57:42.000 Really good.

00:57:43.000 And stuffed peppers.

00:57:44.000 Yeah.

00:57:44.000 Amazing.

00:57:45.000 With chow cheese.

00:57:47.000 So it's like chickpeas mashed, chow cheese, inside a pepper, baked, and it's like you pick it up and just bite it.

00:57:52.000 Oh man, I love it.

00:57:53.000 Yeah, it's delicious.

00:57:56.000 We're on quarantine lockdown, so we got all the time in the world to try crazy experimental food.

00:58:01.000 Slow cooker and all.

00:58:02.000 Slow cooker, yeah.

00:58:03.000 Taking, like, the craziest thing we did, what I saw so far was, like, full chicken breasts, and then we put in, like, a sweet, tangy Asian sauce, and then, like, three hours later, it was, like, just liquefied.

00:58:14.000 The chicken melted.

00:58:15.000 It's so good.

00:58:15.000 Amazing.

00:58:16.000 I'm gonna put it on tacos.

00:58:17.000 Taco night!

00:58:17.000 Tacos!

00:58:18.000 Boris says, there's a microbiology study that predicted COVID in 07.

00:58:24.000 Interesting.

00:58:25.000 William Strong says, didn't they say that since we're now getting large-scale labs involved in testing, we're going to see a big jump in cases until the backlog of test kits have lab results?

00:58:33.000 Maybe I missed something.

00:58:34.000 No, that's true.

00:58:35.000 Now that we're doing a lot more testing, the numbers are going to start spiking.

00:58:38.000 So what we're actually seeing is a better picture of how many people are actually infected.

00:58:42.000 Right.

00:58:42.000 So that's why we were saying, like, maybe we should have been a little bit more clear.

00:58:45.000 Why?

00:58:46.000 What?

00:58:47.000 That's good.

00:58:48.000 That's why I was saying that we should clarify that we're looking at all these graphs and there's a lot of context missing from the data about numbers, population, and stuff, so.

00:58:59.000 TheGreatDubDude, thanks for becoming a member.

00:59:01.000 Thank you.

00:59:02.000 Two Rivers says, one half, be careful reporting on the curve of infections.

00:59:06.000 I work in a lab and the three labs where we send COVID specimens have a 30k specimen backlog.

00:59:11.000 Oh man.

00:59:12.000 Company-wide, we just started using the methodology PUSHED.

00:59:15.000 30k.

00:59:15.000 PUSHED through the FDA by Trump last week.

00:59:18.000 Yeah, I heard the problem isn't actually even just having the test.

00:59:21.000 It's the chemicals that they use with the test to complete the test.

00:59:25.000 Like once you get tested, whatever, they send it off to the lab and that lab needs specific chemicals.

00:59:31.000 That makes sense.

00:59:31.000 And the entire world needs these chemicals right now.

00:59:35.000 So the few places around the world that are making the chemicals are out of chemicals.

00:59:40.000 So you're bullish on chemical company stocks.

00:59:43.000 Yes.

00:59:45.000 I mean, yes?

00:59:46.000 I guess?

00:59:46.000 That's terrible, but yes.

00:59:48.000 Yes, she did.

00:59:49.000 She was like, there's going to be a big spike.

00:59:50.000 It's because we're testing more people.

00:59:52.000 Do not panic.

00:59:52.000 backlog will be getting published in one or two days. Dr.

00:59:55.000 Burke talked about this in one of the conferences recently. She did. She was like

00:59:59.000 there's gonna be a big spike it's because we're testing more people. Do not panic.

01:00:04.000 Yeah. So hopefully that's all that is. Or it's a government conspiracy and the

01:00:08.000 world is Probably that's it.

01:00:09.000 And the aliens are coming and buy your gold.

01:00:12.000 Can't wait for April.

01:00:13.000 I'm kidding.

01:00:13.000 Someone's going to take that out of the contest.

01:00:15.000 I saw a funny message today saying 2020 is canceled.

01:00:19.000 We are just going to be going right to 2021 on Monday.

01:00:22.000 That's a great plan.

01:00:24.000 Go to sleep.

01:00:24.000 It'll all be over.

01:00:25.000 Sure.

01:00:26.000 Scott Lovenberg says, hey Manhattan is immaculate compared to the center of city Philly.

01:00:32.000 Have you ever gotten lost near the airport?

01:00:35.000 It's like fracking Beirut. 0.91

01:00:37.000 I don't actually go into Philly all that often.

01:00:39.000 I mean I've walked around in Philly a little bit and I've spent, I actually went to high

01:00:44.000 school here and so I lived here for you know like four years before and New York is still

01:00:52.000 Yeah, dude. 0.95

01:00:52.000 New York is dirty, yo. 0.95

01:00:53.000 Dude, you can smell that milk. 0.99

01:00:55.000 Yeah, you can smell it, dude.

01:00:56.000 It smells like sour milk.

01:00:57.000 I know.

01:00:59.000 Teresa says...

01:01:00.000 Theresa says, stay strong, America.

01:01:02.000 If we all work together and listen to directions, we can beat this.

01:01:05.000 So spring breakers, go home.

01:01:06.000 Pensacola beaches are now closed, and we are closed for business.

01:01:09.000 Good.

01:01:10.000 Go home.

01:01:11.000 I'm going to start speeding up now through the super chat, so apologies to everybody.

01:01:14.000 I can't get everyone in, so I'm just going to try and read as many as I can.

01:01:17.000 BV says, I've been tracking the John Hopkins data and plotted a visualization of the daily number of new cases, comparing a few countries.

01:01:25.000 And then BV links his Twitter, which I can't say, but, you know, it's there.

01:01:29.000 Super chat.

01:01:30.000 Nunyabiz says, here's the decision being asked of society.

01:01:33.000 Choose between your kids and your parents, and somehow we have chosen to stop everything and harm our children to protect our parents from the chance of a bad outcome.

01:01:41.000 This is wrong.

01:01:42.000 You know, I was thinking about that.

01:01:45.000 If it is all of the older generation that's really in, you know, they're susceptible to this virus, it would make sense that the government wants everything shut down because they are... They're old people! 0.98

01:01:56.000 They're the old people. 1.00

01:01:58.000 And so it's all the old people going like, stop! 1.00

01:02:00.000 Close it down! 0.83

01:02:00.000 We need to close it down. 0.83

01:02:01.000 And the young people are out partying, like, they're calling it Boomer Remover.

01:02:04.000 Yeah.

01:02:04.000 I don't care.

01:02:05.000 We talked about that.

01:02:05.000 I don't even know what generation they're talking about, for Pete's sake.

01:02:08.000 They're clueless.

01:02:09.000 And if that's where the world, like, whose hand the world gets left in, it's like, oh no.

01:02:15.000 I'm very excited.

01:02:16.000 Oh man.

01:02:17.000 Nah, they're gonna get hit in August.

01:02:19.000 If that happens, though, would you then run for president?

01:02:23.000 They don't have the common sense to vote for him, Adam.

01:02:26.000 The thing is, a real person could never win.

01:02:29.000 You know why?

01:02:30.000 Because they would just say real things.

01:02:31.000 Even Bernie Sanders lies.

01:02:33.000 Even Bernie Sanders lies.

01:02:35.000 Well, I'm saying that because people like Joe Rogan are like, this guy's been so consistent.

01:02:40.000 And it's like, I hear you, Joe.

01:02:42.000 I used to feel the same way.

01:02:44.000 And then as the years went on, Bernie started trying to figure out what's the right way to win.

01:02:48.000 Yeah.

01:02:48.000 So, my favorite thing about Bernie is that he no longer says the millionaires anymore.

01:02:52.000 He even removed it from, like, his website.

01:02:54.000 Now it just says the billionaires, and, like, it's like, we're not gonna let the billionaires, like, there's, what, 600 people, dude?

01:02:59.000 And not all of them are particularly active.

01:03:02.000 Or American. 0.54

01:03:03.000 No, no, there's, like, 600 Americans.

01:03:04.000 Oh, they're all Americans. 0.93

01:03:06.000 Oh, okay.

01:03:06.000 I only know of one consistent politician, and he did not have the charisma to get the nomination.

01:03:11.000 Rand Paul.

01:03:11.000 Yep.

01:03:12.000 He's the child of Dr. No.

01:03:16.000 100% consistent.

01:03:17.000 I like Rand Paul.

01:03:18.000 I think he's a really good dude.

01:03:19.000 He's consistent.

01:03:20.000 Straight up.

01:03:22.000 I used to really like Bernie, but yeah, he started flipping.

01:03:24.000 Not consistent, yeah.

01:03:25.000 So anyway, I don't know how we got onto that. 0.99

01:03:27.000 They're all liars. 0.99

01:03:29.000 Old people. 1.00

01:03:31.000 I brought that out.

01:03:33.000 June F says, Great news!

01:03:35.000 Shoot shooting have ceased altogether.

01:03:36.000 Alright.

01:03:37.000 Swampy says, in The Purge, there is a scene where it shows Purge feed, and it shows Ohio, and the date is 3-21-20.

01:03:44.000 That's tomorrow.

01:03:46.000 Creepy.

01:03:46.000 Ha ha ha.

01:03:47.000 Love the show, Tim and crew.

01:03:48.000 You guys rock.

01:03:48.000 Stay safe, fellow Americans.

01:03:49.000 Appreciate it.

01:03:50.000 That is crazy, because you were saying yesterday that The Purge is real and it's happening, and it turns out it starts tomorrow.

01:03:58.000 Hold on, man.

01:03:58.000 Just a little bit ahead.

01:03:59.000 Wouldn't it be exciting if at the next press conference, like, Trump got up and said, For the next 24 hours, all crime will be made legal.

01:04:09.000 That'd be epic.

01:04:11.000 I'd be like, wow.

01:04:12.000 I'd freak out.

01:04:12.000 We'd all freak out.

01:04:13.000 It's funny because you get all these young people who are like, wouldn't it be cool, like a zombie apocalypse?

01:04:17.000 Nope.

01:04:17.000 It's like, dude.

01:04:20.000 No, none of these things would be okay.

01:04:22.000 But you know people who are like, you talk about how cool it would be.

01:04:25.000 They talk a big game.

01:04:26.000 They talk a big game, how exciting it would be to be in a zombie apocalypse.

01:04:29.000 It's like, bro, have you ever gone to like a bad neighborhood?

01:04:31.000 Yeah.

01:04:32.000 Go to a bad neighborhood and then talk.

01:04:34.000 Like, I've driven, I've lived in bad neighborhoods.

01:04:36.000 And I've gone to actual conflict zones.

01:04:38.000 And it's like, you ever see a rabbit outside?

01:04:41.000 And it's like, its eyes are huge and it's just shaking wherever it's standing?

01:04:45.000 Its entire existence is stress.

01:04:47.000 Yeah.

01:04:47.000 Like, everything wants to eat you and you have to hide.

01:04:50.000 That's what it would be like.

01:04:52.000 Yeah, basically.

01:04:53.000 Your hair would fall out.

01:04:54.000 Your skin would go pale. 0.73

01:04:55.000 You'd have rings under your eyes and you'd be like, you'd be shaking violently. 0.99

01:04:58.000 Yeah, all I can think of when I see all these kids running around doing stupid stuff is like, you have no idea how lucky we are as humans right now. 0.97

01:05:06.000 This is the best it's ever been. 0.99

01:05:07.000 They have no idea.

01:05:07.000 They have no clue.

01:05:09.000 There's a saying.

01:05:10.000 Hard times make strong men.

01:05:12.000 Strong men make good times.

01:05:14.000 Good times make weak men.

01:05:15.000 And weak men make hard times.

01:05:16.000 Yep.

01:05:17.000 And it's not a true statement, but there are some historical analogues, but it's basically just an opinion.

01:05:23.000 And the wheel of time continues.

01:05:25.000 Yep.

01:05:25.000 I think it's accurate.

01:05:27.000 I guess we'll see.

01:05:28.000 To an extent, it is.

01:05:29.000 It's basically talking about how generations, it's not so much about men, it's about generations failing and getting, you know... People get fat and content.

01:05:36.000 This happened in Rome, it happened anywhere people have been really successful.

01:05:40.000 Yeah, it feels like that's what's happening.

01:05:42.000 And they get weak.

01:05:43.000 We get over 200 years and that's it.

01:05:46.000 And then a collapse happens.

01:05:47.000 All this medicine that's keeping us alive for so much longer.

01:05:52.000 When something like coronavirus comes and hits us all, we're not prepared for it.

01:05:58.000 We don't have the medicine for it.

01:05:59.000 I can't believe it, man.

01:06:00.000 People are dying.

01:06:01.000 We've been slowly walking into this. 0.57

01:06:04.000 You know, there's no... We're a chicken with its head cut off.

01:06:07.000 We've been giving away our manufacturing to China because there's been no one to say, stop doing this. 0.98

01:06:12.000 Yeah.

01:06:12.000 And it's... And no reason to say.

01:06:15.000 Yeah, it was great.

01:06:15.000 No one's... Everyone's like, yeah, life's good.

01:06:17.000 Like, whatever.

01:06:18.000 You see what the Chinese, like some Chinese economic minister, like, came out and gave a speech saying, it would be wrong for America to manufacture its own products.

01:06:24.000 They said, natural market forces and good business decisions have built these relationships over a long period of time, and to abandon them now would be foolish.

01:06:32.000 When did this come out?

01:06:33.000 Like today.

01:06:33.000 Are you serious?

01:06:34.000 Yeah.

01:06:35.000 Oh my god.

01:06:35.000 And I'm like, wait a minute, hold on.

01:06:36.000 You guys were just saying you were going to take our medicine away.

01:06:38.000 Yeah, you just said.

01:06:39.000 And you would drown us in the mighty sea of coronavirus. 0.74

01:06:41.000 Two days ago that you were going to stop giving us medicine, and now they're like, actually, maybe you shouldn't make your medicine.

01:06:48.000 We should make it because it's good trade.

01:06:49.000 You know what it is?

01:06:50.000 What?

01:06:51.000 They were all, it was in the Xinhua newspaper where they said this.

01:06:54.000 They didn't say it to us.

01:06:55.000 Oh my goodness. 0.99

01:06:57.000 That's ridiculous. 0.95

01:06:57.000 So it's basically like, we overhear them smack-talking us, and so we're like, we're gonna leave. 0.95

01:07:01.000 No, no, no, no, don't leave!

01:07:02.000 We need your money!

01:07:03.000 It's like, nah, dude, I'm good.

01:07:04.000 It's like, nah, I'm pretty sure all Americans are together in the fact that we need to start producing our own stuff.

01:07:10.000 I don't, you know, what's crazy to me is how many Trump supporters are still rejecting the notion that the virus is a serious threat.

01:07:18.000 Really?

01:07:18.000 Not all of them.

01:07:19.000 But for real, for a long time, a lot of, you know, even Fox News was late to the game, except for Tucker.

01:07:24.000 Tucker was before everyone, even the mainstream media.

01:07:26.000 Tucker rules.

01:07:27.000 Like, CNN stuff.

01:07:27.000 Tucker's great.

01:07:29.000 But there was, like, you know, Hannity, Laura Ingram, a couple other people, they were downplaying it.

01:07:34.000 One woman got her show pulled, because she called it, like, a big hoax or something.

01:07:37.000 I don't remember exactly what she said.

01:07:38.000 But the crazy thing to me is, The coronavirus isn't Trump's fault, so it would have been smart for any Trump supporter to have called it out, probably why Tucker did, but more importantly, it's now given him the power to do whatever he wants.

01:07:51.000 Yeah.

01:07:51.000 Like, obviously not whatever he wants, but he just shut down the borders, North and South.

01:07:55.000 He's keeping Canadians out! 1.00

01:07:57.000 Yep.

01:07:58.000 Boom, like that.

01:07:59.000 Now he's got the Defense Production Act, he hasn't actually triggered it yet, but now he could literally be like, alright, all the manufacturing has to come back.

01:08:08.000 He doesn't need to ask anymore.

01:08:09.000 He can just literally be like, boom, do it.

01:08:12.000 So he's now going to get everything he wants.

01:08:14.000 They're now deporting all asylum seekers.

01:08:17.000 Without question.

01:08:18.000 No one's challenging them.

01:08:19.000 Supreme Court said, nope, we're not going to be doing this while we're in an emergency right now.

01:08:24.000 So he's just getting free reign to do his thing.

01:08:26.000 That's a frightening premise.

01:08:27.000 Dude, you've got feminists... When one man has that much power. 1.00

01:08:30.000 It is.

01:08:30.000 But when, in a time of national emergency, it's, I mean, there are limits for sure.

01:08:36.000 You know, if he goes nuts, you'll see la resistance. 0.99

01:08:38.000 Like a legit one, not these stupid people who wear pink hats and think they're doing something with their little, you know, firecrackers, like, ram, ram, ram, walking on the street. 1.00

01:08:45.000 But... 0.99

01:08:47.000 Trump, he's turned away all asylum seekers.

01:08:49.000 Without question.

01:08:51.000 There's no more courts while we're waiting for this.

01:08:54.000 And no one's complaining.

01:08:55.000 They're actually agreeing with him.

01:08:56.000 Like the pundits on TV.

01:08:58.000 There's still some naysayers, but now a poll came out from Harris and ABC showing the majority of Americans support his actions on the coronavirus.

01:09:08.000 It's helping him in every step, every way.

01:09:09.000 I mean, the market's tanking, but no one's blaming him for it.

01:09:12.000 Right?

01:09:12.000 Yeah.

01:09:13.000 He's gonna be like FDR. 0.94

01:09:14.000 I know, right?

01:09:16.000 There's that meme of the, uh, what was it, Tom Hanks movie where the boat gets kidnapped?

01:09:21.000 Oh, the Castaways?

01:09:22.000 Yeah, is that what it was?

01:09:23.000 I'm not sure.

01:09:23.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:09:24.000 Where the guy's like, look at me, I'm the captain now.

01:09:26.000 Oh, yeah, the Captain Phillips movie.

01:09:28.000 Yeah, there's the meme.

01:09:29.000 You know that dude who's like, look at me, I am the captain now?

01:09:33.000 No.

01:09:33.000 You never saw that?

01:09:34.000 So it's a meme, and he's wearing a MAGA hat, and it says, look at me, I am the socialist now.

01:09:39.000 But dude, dude, like, So Trump and the proposal from the Republicans is to give everyone $1,200.

01:09:46.000 And it's not perfect.

01:09:50.000 It's like they're bracing it off your 2018 tax returns, which is like not going to make sense for a lot of people.

01:09:56.000 But the progressives are totally down for it.

01:09:58.000 And they're saying, like, we need to do this, cut these checks immediately.

01:10:01.000 Trump supporters are like, Trump, we trust you, do it.

01:10:05.000 And the Democrats are like, no, no, no, no, no, we're not going to give people relief.

01:10:09.000 So all of a sudden, like, it's not even about being a socialist.

01:10:12.000 So it is annoying when people are calling it socialism.

01:10:14.000 I think it's just called emergency stimulus, emergency provisions.

01:10:17.000 I would agree, this is not socialism.

01:10:19.000 And it's weird to see socialists saying, go Trump!

01:10:23.000 They're cheering for him.

01:10:23.000 Yeah.

01:10:25.000 Yeah, it is weird.

01:10:25.000 He's going to win.

01:10:26.000 Yeah, I think so too.

01:10:28.000 All right, let's get to these Super Chats.

01:10:29.000 Well, what it's doing also is showing the... It's putting a microscope on those Democrats that just say, no, Trump bad, no matter what he's doing.

01:10:40.000 Even though everyone else, even the people that used to agree with him, are like, yeah, this is good.

01:10:45.000 We need this.

01:10:46.000 And they're like, no, it's bad.

01:10:48.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:10:49.000 That's crazy, man.

01:10:50.000 Right.

01:10:51.000 I feel like we got to be in some kind of...

01:10:55.000 Video game or comedy sketch?

01:10:58.000 This can't be a real existence.

01:11:00.000 I'm glad though, you know why?

01:11:02.000 Isn't it better that life is exciting than, you know?

01:11:05.000 I don't mean for the virus, I mean the silliness of politics.

01:11:07.000 These are interesting times.

01:11:10.000 Maybe it's always interesting though.

01:11:11.000 Maybe times are always interesting.

01:11:13.000 No, I mean, just like, we look back on history and it's condensed.

01:11:17.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:11:20.000 When we read about World War I, it's like, in this month this happened, and then in this month this happened.

01:11:23.000 Sounds boring.

01:11:24.000 But no, no, to us, we read this one paragraph of all this exciting, crazy stuff.

01:11:29.000 This invasion happened, then the generals did this.

01:11:29.000 Right.

01:11:32.000 And in real life, it took over a couple months.

01:11:35.000 So for the most part, things were boring.

01:11:37.000 It reminds me of, like, you know, I'll be, like, watching a TV show, and I'm always thinking, like, why is it that in this universe crazy stuff happens all the time?

01:11:46.000 Yeah.

01:11:47.000 Non-stop.

01:11:48.000 But in reality, it's not.

01:11:49.000 In a lot of shows, there's time gaps between each episode.

01:11:52.000 True.

01:11:52.000 To a certain degree.

01:11:53.000 And so I always wondered, like, watching, like, Marvel MCU movies, the time jumps between movies is typically from when, like, the movie was published.

01:12:01.000 And so I'm imagining that there's like in the beginning of Infinity War when Doctor Strange is like, what sandwich do you want?

01:12:06.000 And he's like, I wouldn't say no to a tuna melt.

01:12:08.000 There's a whole bunch of boring nothing that happens in between these great epic movies.

01:12:13.000 Yeah.

01:12:13.000 You know, where it's like the superheroes are eating shawarma like at the end of Avengers.

01:12:17.000 That's good.

01:12:17.000 Yeah.

01:12:18.000 So yeah, life typically is fairly routine, but now we're in this time where everything feels like an eternity because every day something crazy is happening.

01:12:25.000 Yeah.

01:12:26.000 Maybe the internet is just making us feel like life is crazier than it really is.

01:12:30.000 Well yeah, that does make sense.

01:12:32.000 Information's spreading.

01:12:33.000 I would say so, yeah.

01:12:34.000 I have this, I have this, I was thinking about, I have this like, hypothesis.

01:12:38.000 You know they say that when you get older time flies, like the older you get?

01:12:42.000 Yeah.

01:12:43.000 I don't know why.

01:12:44.000 I was thinking about what that could be, and I was feeling, here's what I think.

01:12:47.000 When you're younger, everything to you is new, and you have to really, like, absorb it.

01:12:53.000 Well, there's also the comparison of, like, a 10-year-old only knows what 10 years feels like.

01:13:00.000 So one year is 10% of that person's life.

01:13:04.000 Where a 30-year-old, they've been alive 30 years.

01:13:08.000 Three times more.

01:13:08.000 Right.

01:13:10.000 And then a 60-year-old, so one year... A year is a smaller portion of your life.

01:13:14.000 Yeah, it's a significantly smaller portion as you go.

01:13:16.000 But I don't think that explains perception.

01:13:19.000 Here's what I think.

01:13:20.000 When you're younger, and you experience the mailman showing up for the first time, and you're confused.

01:13:25.000 Who is this man?

01:13:26.000 What is he doing?

01:13:26.000 And your parents explain it to you.

01:13:28.000 You absorb that moment.

01:13:29.000 You remember that moment.

01:13:29.000 That moment matters.

01:13:31.000 When you're older, these little moments become completely negligible, and your brain just, don't need it.

01:13:36.000 Oh, it's the mailman.

01:13:37.000 Means nothing.

01:13:37.000 Whatever.

01:13:38.000 Routine.

01:13:39.000 So now what's happening is your active experience of your life is cutting out everything you don't think matters.

01:13:45.000 So if you do something- Yeah, that makes sense.

01:13:47.000 Yeah.

01:13:47.000 So it's like the amount of time where you're actively analyzing and absorbing something gets smaller and smaller as you get older.

01:13:53.000 Yeah.

01:13:53.000 And so throughout your day, your mind is cutting out bigger and bigger portions of your day.

01:13:57.000 Right, that's why you forget stuff.

01:13:59.000 And it feels like time is moving faster.

01:14:01.000 Makes sense.

01:14:01.000 Because these things that don't matter anymore.

01:14:03.000 So that's why I've always felt like, do something new every day, and it will feel like a longer time is spent.

01:14:10.000 Hm.

01:14:10.000 Now we have this news cycle where every single day we get 50 billion crazy things.

01:14:15.000 That's why this week has gone by so fast.

01:14:17.000 No, no, no, that's the opposite.

01:14:19.000 I don't know.

01:14:19.000 I feel like this week flew by.

01:14:21.000 Dude, for me, I feel like... It's just coronavirus, coronavirus, coronavirus to me.

01:14:25.000 Yeah, dude, I feel like the past two months have been ten years.

01:14:28.000 Really?

01:14:28.000 Because it's just nuts.

01:14:30.000 Dude, I can't even believe this.

01:14:31.000 No, listen, man.

01:14:32.000 It's Friday today and I was like, I woke up today, I'm like, dang, it's Friday.

01:14:35.000 Think about this.

01:14:36.000 How did this get here so quick?

01:14:38.000 You went off, you were back in Arizona in January.

01:14:41.000 Yeah.

01:14:43.000 And we didn't even have the show going.

01:14:44.000 True.

01:14:44.000 And coronavirus was happening and I was making videos about it and stuff.

01:14:48.000 And now it's like we're in the middle of it.

01:14:50.000 It happened.

01:14:50.000 I'm like, when did this happen?

01:14:51.000 I was talking about this and we were going to the store and go to the movies and everything was normal.

01:14:56.000 Yeah, we went to the movies a few times this year.

01:14:58.000 And now it's like, a switch was flicked and now everything is dramatically different like we've been locked down.

01:15:05.000 That's crazy.

01:15:06.000 It feels like it's been a really long time.

01:15:09.000 We should review a movie.

01:15:11.000 We can't go to the movies, they're closed.

01:15:12.000 But they opened the movies to online.

01:15:13.000 Oh, that's right.

01:15:14.000 We can watch The Hunt after this.

01:15:15.000 We can go watch that, and we can do something different tomorrow.

01:15:18.000 We should watch The Hunt.

01:15:19.000 Yeah, we'll do it on Monday.

01:15:21.000 Yeah, you guys know The Hunt, where basically a bunch of conservatives get kidnapped by liberals.

01:15:26.000 And I thought they canceled it, didn't they?

01:15:27.000 And they were like, let's bring it back!

01:15:30.000 Let's do it anyway!

01:15:31.000 Let's prep everyone for the real purge that's happening soon.

01:15:34.000 Oh yeah, coming soon to a town near you.

01:15:36.000 Dude, no.

01:15:38.000 Alright, let's read a little bit more.

01:15:39.000 Yes.

01:15:39.000 Keep sidetracking us, sorry.

01:15:41.000 David Jensen says, since you were talking about people with no inner monologue, you should also talk about people who can't visualize things in their heads.

01:15:47.000 I can't visualize in my head.

01:15:48.000 Oh, weird.

01:15:48.000 To me, that's crazy.

01:15:49.000 Wow.

01:15:50.000 That's crazy.

01:15:50.000 I was talking to Nisha earlier about that.

01:15:52.000 It's like, you know, not a lot of people have an inner monologue, but it's not the inner monologue that people think, like the movie inner monologue.

01:16:00.000 It's like, I went to the store and then, oh man, I was really nervous about meeting this girl at this date.

01:16:06.000 It's like, no one's Actually thinking that yeah, it's not it's not that but Most of the time it is visual visualizing things in your head when I guess what you do You know when I scan of a visual thing when I'm so I think in several different ways So when I skate before I do a trick if I'm trying to learn something new I like slow motion visualize how I do it my head and

01:16:27.000 But what does a person do that can't do that?

01:16:30.000 What is going on?

01:16:31.000 Like this person just said, they can't visualize things.

01:16:33.000 They're not visual.

01:16:34.000 I don't know.

01:16:35.000 So what is going on in there?

01:16:36.000 What are you thinking when you think?

01:16:39.000 If you can't visualize something and you have no inner monologue, what is it?

01:16:43.000 What exists in there, in your brain?

01:16:46.000 I'm seriously asking.

01:16:47.000 I'm curious.

01:16:48.000 I have no idea.

01:16:49.000 We gotta get someone on the show.

01:16:50.000 Let's grab some more of these.

01:16:50.000 Student of History says, Hey Tim, what do you think of the odds of chloroquine being a helpful drug in all of this?

01:16:55.000 Also, have you seen in a Nutshells video about Corona, says the immuno response is actually the reason you get hit.

01:17:02.000 Right.

01:17:02.000 So the immune reaction is really harsh and fills your lungs with fluid and then you can't breathe and then That's why I think they put someone into an induced coma to try and like reduce this somehow or something like that.

01:17:14.000 Oh wow.

01:17:14.000 Dean Badger says, I imagine a cop going, what are you doing out here?

01:17:18.000 You cough on your hand and start walking toward him.

01:17:20.000 He shoots you because he's in fear for his life.

01:17:22.000 Justified.

01:17:23.000 Yeah, well, no in America.

01:17:24.000 That's frighteningly true.

01:17:26.000 Maham says, we cannot have a nation shutdown.

01:17:29.000 The media cause so much to panic by.

01:17:31.000 I can barely get food myself in the city.

01:17:33.000 If not, disregard safety measures.

01:17:35.000 If this shutdown gets approved, then all civility will be lost in the US.

01:17:39.000 There are new videos and photos emerging of beautiful pristine stocked shelves at Costco.

01:17:45.000 And it's like people celebrating capitalism.

01:17:47.000 But yes, Costco had a bunch of the supplies in the back, just needed to restock them.

01:17:51.000 So a lot of these images of the shelves being empty was because people went in really, really fast, took it all, and then they didn't have a night to restock everything.

01:18:00.000 So now the restocking has happened.

01:18:03.000 Like, we got milk.

01:18:04.000 We should go to Costco again.

01:18:06.000 But now I'm not even worried at all.

01:18:08.000 I don't even want to go to Costco.

01:18:10.000 So the milk was all gone the other day, today.

01:18:12.000 Milk.

01:18:13.000 No problem.

01:18:14.000 Okay.

01:18:14.000 Yeah.

01:18:14.000 Milk and bread.

01:18:15.000 All good.

01:18:16.000 No distilled water, though.

01:18:18.000 That was a bummer.

01:18:18.000 Yeah, the water thing.

01:18:19.000 People are starting to wise up on the water.

01:18:22.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:23.000 Travis Potter says, this is the second quarantine here in southwest Michigan within a year.

01:18:26.000 Last fall we had an outbreak of triple E, which led to restrictions on when we could be outside.

01:18:31.000 Whoa, crazy.

01:18:32.000 Wow, I never knew that.

01:18:33.000 TheBatman and Chevron5, thanks for becoming members.

01:18:36.000 Thanks, guys.

01:18:36.000 Kaj says, Pim Tool, I am become Beanie, cover of Heads.

01:18:40.000 Lydia, are you sworn to carry Tim's burdens?

01:18:42.000 Soy Jesus is the cat's name.

01:18:44.000 Buko or Boku?

01:18:46.000 Boku.

01:18:47.000 Tim, any thoughts on the locust swarm ravaging China's food supplies?

01:18:50.000 You said it.

01:18:51.000 I'm shocked you said it.

01:18:52.000 Yeah, it was you.

01:18:53.000 They were asking you.

01:18:53.000 It's Boku.

01:18:54.000 True.

01:18:54.000 Tim says Boku.

01:18:55.000 His name's Boku.

01:18:56.000 Adam says Boku.

01:18:56.000 No, it's not.

01:18:57.000 It is Boku.

01:18:58.000 I took him to the vet.

01:18:59.000 His Christian name.

01:18:59.000 And I changed his name.

01:19:01.000 Doesn't matter.

01:19:01.000 He's named after Jordan Peterson.

01:19:04.000 Stop deadnaming him.

01:19:05.000 Nope.

01:19:06.000 He's named after Jordan Peterson.

01:19:07.000 It's not cool.

01:19:07.000 It's true.

01:19:08.000 And that name will not be changed.

01:19:09.000 How is this Christian name?

01:19:10.000 It can't be changed.

01:19:10.000 Now he has nicknames.

01:19:12.000 He does.

01:19:12.000 But his name is Bucko because of Jordan Peterson.

01:19:15.000 Nah.

01:19:15.000 He's trying times.

01:19:16.000 I think that's very important.

01:19:17.000 It's Boku.

01:19:17.000 It's a final say.

01:19:19.000 They were asking me, Tim.

01:19:20.000 It's Boku.

01:19:22.000 Please continue now.

01:19:23.000 There is a locust swarm in China and other places.

01:19:27.000 Like we literally have one of the plagues.

01:19:29.000 Dude, what is going on?

01:19:30.000 My grandma is pretty religious, and she loves to talk about how the end is coming.

01:19:36.000 She's been talking about it for a while.

01:19:37.000 Like, well, that's kind of how she explains things away now.

01:19:40.000 Like, oh, it's really bad.

01:19:41.000 Well, the end's coming.

01:19:44.000 It's resigned.

01:19:45.000 Well, you know, we're all going to die.

01:19:46.000 OK, grandma.

01:19:47.000 We've got to talk about these kids.

01:19:48.000 So I'll try and get through these.

01:19:49.000 Yeah.

01:19:51.000 And there's always more.

01:19:52.000 We're getting slammed by super jets today.

01:19:53.000 Where are we at?

01:19:54.000 Where are we at?

01:19:54.000 Love you guys.

01:19:55.000 Thank you.

01:19:57.000 Oh man, there's just so many coming in.

01:19:58.000 Appreciate it.

01:19:59.000 But now I'm trying to figure out where we were because... Well, this is our show now, Tim.

01:20:02.000 Yeah, it is.

01:20:04.000 Yeah, which is fine.

01:20:06.000 Wow, all right, we're gonna have to, okay, I'll take a couple more.

01:20:09.000 Clean your fur, bucko.

01:20:10.000 Unhandled exception says, my roommate and I took your advice around the beginning of February, several cases of canned food and six cases of MREs.

01:20:17.000 They just told everyone at work to WFH yesterday.

01:20:21.000 Work from home.

01:20:22.000 Yeah.

01:20:22.000 Elfo, thanks for the super chat.

01:20:24.000 Bdub says, Lydia, did you hear about the girl licking women's toilets? 1.00

01:20:27.000 She said, if the symptoms of the virus are hot and popular, I'm ill.

01:20:31.000 What?

01:20:32.000 Hot and popular.

01:20:33.000 Wow.

01:20:33.000 Good one.

01:20:33.000 I don't think you're popular if you're licking an airplane toilet.

01:20:37.000 Aaron Hurst says, the reason people are often confident about things they know little about is called the Dunning-Kruger effect.

01:20:43.000 Perfect.

01:20:43.000 That was what I was thinking.

01:20:44.000 Jamie, Tony, and Bradley, and Swampy, thanks for coming to Members.

01:20:49.000 Thank you guys.

01:20:49.000 You're welcome.

01:20:50.000 Drakis says, love your work, Tim.

01:20:53.000 My island state of Tasmania has 10 cases.

01:20:55.000 We've instituted a mandatory 14-day quarantine for all non-essential people entering from the rest of Australia.

01:21:00.000 Smart.

01:21:01.000 Trumpelstiltskin says North Jersey and Bergen County residents have already fled to their summer homes on Long Beach Island in South Jersey.

01:21:08.000 Bergen has the first mobile test site in NJ.

01:21:10.000 That's true.

01:21:11.000 Oh, wow.

01:21:12.000 Zappi says, if the apocalypse comes, I'm going to team up with non-pretentious vegetarians just so I have more meat for myself.

01:21:20.000 Oh, that's smart.

01:21:23.000 True Vikings fan, thanks for becoming a member.

01:21:25.000 Thank you.

01:21:25.000 Vosh says, FRH, flameless ration heater.

01:21:30.000 In the MRE is magnesium, iron, and salt.

01:21:32.000 There you go.

01:21:32.000 The gas you smell is hydrogen.

01:21:34.000 So actually, yeah, and you can capture the hydrogen, and then, you know, light it up.

01:21:39.000 Yeah.

01:21:40.000 Fun.

01:21:41.000 I Don't Greasy says, I have heard the FBI might stop 4,473 background checks, effectively stopping all new firearm sales.

01:21:51.000 I ordered a new AR-15 lower from the Carolinas, I live in AZ, fighting the clock with UPS currently.

01:21:58.000 Yeah, I heard something similar.

01:21:59.000 Chaosmite says, wanted to say that China's cities makes New York look small, yet we supposed to believe their numbers. 1.00

01:22:05.000 Exactly.

01:22:07.000 CrowFu says, I work in a prison in New York and it took an arm and a leg to get visits cancelled and we still are drafting inmates. 1.00

01:22:14.000 New York is horrible and a far-left stupidity state. 1.00

01:22:17.000 Inmates get chemo, tablets, sex changes, etc. 1.00

01:22:19.000 What's next?

01:22:22.000 Jared says, when people say, wouldn't it be cool if, insert disaster here, what they're saying is, wouldn't it be awesome if it were a challenge worth rising to?

01:22:29.000 Life is too easy.

01:22:31.000 There you go, man.

01:22:33.000 Christopher and Patrick, thanks for becoming members.

01:22:35.000 Thank you.

01:22:36.000 Steven Ortiz says, US standard issue military MREs have a two to three year shelf life.

01:22:41.000 Just remember, they have a high calorie count because they were made for very specific situations.

01:22:46.000 Good to know.

01:22:47.000 Useful.

01:22:48.000 Joshua says, Alaska is looking at giving out the remaining amount, approximately $1,200, that was expected on the 2019 PFD.

01:22:56.000 Double the assistance for us up north.

01:22:58.000 Well, good for you guys.

01:22:59.000 Glad to hear it.

01:23:00.000 Bdub says, leftists.

01:23:01.000 It's just the flu, bro.

01:23:02.000 Trump, it's just the flu, bro.

01:23:03.000 Leftists.

01:23:04.000 Ree, orange man bad.

01:23:06.000 When Trump ordered the shutdown of travel from China, all of these articles popped up slamming him, saying, oh, what is this xenophobia?

01:23:15.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:23:16.000 Then Dr. Anthony Fauci on the news the other day, it's like, it's a good thing Trump did this!

01:23:19.000 And they're like, oh.

01:23:20.000 Oh.

01:23:20.000 Yeah.

01:23:21.000 We respect him.

01:23:23.000 He's right.

01:23:25.000 Kyle and Trucillent, thanks for coming to members.

01:23:28.000 I Don't Greasey says, please talk about the FBI possibly stopping background checks for firearms, effectively stopping all new sales.

01:23:34.000 As well, there was HR-5717 introduced, basically the most gun control ever introduced to the house.

01:23:40.000 Well, I haven't seen it, but it is true.

01:23:41.000 If you can't get a background check, you can't buy.

01:23:43.000 And they've shut down background checks, so.

01:23:45.000 You can't buy it.

01:23:46.000 Welcome to the Workaround for the Second Amendment.

01:23:48.000 James Murray says, here is five dollars per hole I would like you to drill into your table.

01:23:52.000 I love you, but you gotta hide that cable.

01:23:55.000 Which one?

01:23:55.000 Oh, these cables on the table?

01:23:56.000 Ah, whatever.

01:23:58.000 Should we drill holes in the table?

01:24:00.000 No, it would make sense if we just had them come from this way.

01:24:04.000 I was thinking about that, actually.

01:24:06.000 It does bug me.

01:24:09.000 I'm with you.

01:24:10.000 Whoever just commented that.

01:24:12.000 Four-legged thanks for becoming a member and Gen X side. 0.99

01:24:15.000 Elfo says, a disease found in Lyme, Connecticut gets its own name.

01:24:18.000 A disease found in Uganda by the West Nile gets its own name.

01:24:21.000 Disease near the Ebola River gets its own name.

01:24:24.000 Yet it's racist to call it the Wuhan virus.

01:24:26.000 Welcome to the media.

01:24:27.000 There's literally nothing the president could do.

01:24:29.000 Such nonsense.

01:24:30.000 Cancel culture.

01:24:31.000 So let me see if I can find this story.

01:24:34.000 Ooh, I got a couple of stories, but this is the one I really want to get to.

01:24:37.000 The new trend!

01:24:39.000 Young people who have no regard for, I don't know, existence. 1.00

01:24:44.000 They're basically a whole bunch of little jokers.

01:24:46.000 Out-of-control teenagers coughing on grocery store produce.

01:24:50.000 Let me first say something.

01:24:52.000 This may surprise many of you, but I'm going to have some defensive words for Millennials. 1.00

01:24:57.000 Often I like to rag on Millennials for being stunted, you know, lackadaisical layabouts. 1.00

01:25:02.000 Well, Millennials are actually getting older now. 1.00

01:25:04.000 They're not the teens that are doing this stupid stuff. 1.00

01:25:09.000 We're complaining about these young'uns now. 1.00

01:25:11.000 So here's what's happening.

01:25:13.000 Because, you know, the same thing was probably true for Gen X when they were younger.

01:25:17.000 Because Millennial was the go-to, like, Repscallion with no regard for whatever. 1.00

01:25:21.000 Okay, Boomer. 1.00

01:25:22.000 It's the same thing.

01:25:23.000 Right.

01:25:23.000 Yeah.

01:25:24.000 Well, no, no, that's going up.

01:25:25.000 Right, it's the other way.

01:25:27.000 They drag millennials for all of the things that Gen Z is doing. 1.00

01:25:32.000 Millennials are nearing 40.

01:25:33.000 They're in their mid-30s now.

01:25:36.000 They have houses in the suburbs and kids.

01:25:38.000 And kids, what?

01:25:39.000 They are not the ones going around planking, partying in South Beach during a pandemic.

01:25:45.000 They're the ones on the balconies screaming, go home.

01:25:48.000 Yeah, we're getting old.

01:25:49.000 Yeah, we're getting real cranky.

01:25:51.000 And now we're cranky, and these whippersnappers coughing on produce. 0.98

01:25:58.000 Doing shots out of each other's butts. 0.98

01:26:01.000 I never knew about that. 0.98

01:26:02.000 I don't know if I believe it.

01:26:03.000 The beer on the butts thing?

01:26:05.000 Yeah, the beer on the butts thing.

01:26:07.000 Yeah, they pour it down the crack and then catch it under the crack.

01:26:10.000 And they do it, it's like a human centipede thing.

01:26:11.000 So what, they're putting their mouth at the tank? 0.93

01:26:14.000 Dude, they're going under the butts. 1.00

01:26:20.000 Have you been to South Beach, bro?

01:26:23.000 No!

01:26:23.000 And I will never go!

01:26:25.000 Well, yeah, because you're an old man. 0.98

01:26:27.000 We did go to South Beach actually that one time.

01:26:30.000 That's right, we did.

01:26:31.000 We walked through and we were like, look at all these crazy people.

01:26:34.000 I have only two words for you, bro.

01:26:35.000 Okay, boomer. 1.00

01:26:36.000 Oh my gosh!

01:26:37.000 Okay, boomer. 1.00

01:26:38.000 Sure.

01:26:38.000 And now I'm officially a boomer and a millennial.

01:26:41.000 Okay.

01:26:41.000 Somehow.

01:26:42.000 Idle teenagers are participating in a disturbing trend of coughing on grocery store produce and posting their pranks online as the nation fights the coronavirus, which is known to spread from human droplets spraying from mouths.

01:26:56.000 The latest incident occurred in the Washington exurb of Percival, Virginia, some 55 miles from the White House.

01:27:03.000 According to a Percival Police Department report, an incident occurred at a local grocery store involving juveniles reportedly coughing on produce while filming themselves and posting it on social media.

01:27:14.000 Congratulations, young people. 1.00

01:27:15.000 You are dumb. 1.00

01:27:17.000 The report said that the store, identified on social media as Harris Teeter, immediately removed the items and cleaned up the area. 1.00

01:27:23.000 The police said the grocery store immediately removed the items in question and has taken appropriate measures to ensure the health of store patrons.

01:27:30.000 On a community Facebook page, One woman who said she witnessed the event wrote, Punk teenagers are hitting the grocery stores, coughing all over the produce and the grocery items, filming it and posting it to YouTube.

01:27:41.000 It scared the hell out of one elderly woman who was just trying to grocery shop. 1.00

01:27:46.000 Why the hell aren't these people keeping their teens home?

01:27:48.000 This is not summer vacay.

01:27:50.000 The police investigating the case said there is a national trend by teenagers to cough on food and film it.

01:27:55.000 That sounds right.

01:27:56.000 It does, it sounds right.

01:27:59.000 It's not even surprising anymore.

01:28:00.000 No, I'm not.

01:28:01.000 ways of what we are we are asking for parental assistance in monitoring your

01:28:04.000 teenagers activities as well as their social media posts to avoid the increase

01:28:08.000 of any further such incidents we have learned that this appears to be

01:28:11.000 disturbing trend on social media across the country and we ask for help from

01:28:15.000 parents discourage this behavior immediately in the past two weeks

01:28:18.000 schools around the nation have closed as authorities deal with the virus on go

01:28:23.000 back to work so this quote here when they're saying we're asking for parental

01:28:26.000 assistance like no no no Don't assist.

01:28:29.000 Be parents to your kids.

01:28:31.000 Do your job.

01:28:32.000 Do your job.

01:28:33.000 You have kids. 1.00

01:28:34.000 It's your responsibility to teach them that this is stupid. 1.00

01:28:38.000 And this pisses me off. 1.00

01:28:40.000 So Argentina's on lockdown. 1.00

01:28:41.000 Stupid people. 1.00

01:28:42.000 And there was a video on Reddit of a bunch of Gen Z people like hanging out in the park. 1.00

01:28:46.000 And then cops show up in hazmat suits and start running full speed and like tackling them and arresting them.

01:28:51.000 And I have mixed feelings about this. 0.99

01:28:54.000 Like, I'm not sure I'm a fan of the government coming in and cracking down on people standing around in the park, but I'm also extremely annoyed by these ridiculously arrogant morons who are like, who cares, whatever, it's dumb. 0.99

01:29:05.000 I'm just trying to get likes. 0.99

01:29:06.000 I can't get hurt.

01:29:07.000 Oh yeah, coughing on, yeah.

01:29:09.000 Yeah, you're so cool.

01:29:10.000 And it's dudes who are in face the brunt.

01:29:12.000 It's like these little kids, now that they're out of school, they have nothing to do, so they're doing what social media has bred them to do.

01:29:19.000 Yeah, that's true. 1.00

01:29:19.000 Be stupid, because it gets them clicks. 1.00

01:29:23.000 You gotta stop glorifying this stuff. 1.00

01:29:25.000 It's not even about glorifying it.

01:29:26.000 It's about... They do, though.

01:29:28.000 They're in the news.

01:29:29.000 Boom.

01:29:29.000 They won.

01:29:29.000 That's it.

01:29:30.000 They won.

01:29:30.000 It's not even about glorifying it.

01:29:31.000 Well, it's great.

01:29:32.000 This is the first time we've done this or talked about something like this.

01:29:36.000 And I don't see their names.

01:29:37.000 I don't see their pictures.

01:29:38.000 I don't see the videos of them coughing.

01:29:42.000 Awesome.

01:29:43.000 This is great.

01:29:44.000 This is just exactly what needed to happen.

01:29:47.000 Like, parents need to know that this is the case.

01:29:50.000 Stop it from doing it.

01:29:51.000 Boom.

01:29:52.000 Here's the thing, right?

01:29:52.000 This is over the top.

01:29:54.000 Agreed.

01:29:54.000 But even the kids, I shouldn't even say the kids, they're like 20 or older.

01:29:58.000 Oh, much no better.

01:29:59.000 What says teenagers? 0.54

01:30:00.000 No, but I'm talking about the South Beach stuff.

01:30:02.000 Oh, okay.

01:30:02.000 So, like, these are, you know, older college students.

01:30:04.000 Drinking, yeah.

01:30:05.000 We are getting these mandatory lockdowns now because of that.

01:30:09.000 In New Jersey, they put the curfew in place because the governor straight up said there are too many videos of these young people going to bars and just not caring.

01:30:15.000 So now we're going to shut the bars down.

01:30:16.000 8 p.m.

01:30:17.000 So you mean to tell me I can't responsibly, you know, go about my business?

01:30:22.000 Maybe have a drink? 1.00

01:30:23.000 Because a bunch of dumb kids are sharing drinks and partying and sipping booze off each other's butts? 0.99

01:30:28.000 I mean, I'm pretty sure we're at the point where you know that it's much easier and better to just go spend Yeah. 0.99

01:30:35.000 the same amount you'd at the bar for like five times the amount of liquor

01:30:39.000 figure it out and bring it home and bring all your friends home

01:30:43.000 but his hair hang out here so you know what maybe we're in the suburbs of a

01:30:47.000 backyard yeah dude I do lucky I do not envy city full man I

01:30:51.000 I'm grateful for that skate ramp to I was skating out there, and it's awesome.

01:30:54.000 I don't know what I would do without it.

01:30:56.000 So I'm seeing all these posts where people are talking about exercises you can do at home.

01:30:59.000 Yeah, I know.

01:31:00.000 Because there are people who live in cubicles in New York, and they spend most of their time outside of their cubicle.

01:31:05.000 They just sleep in it, but now you can't.

01:31:06.000 Well, there's this whole skate thing going around where people are doing skate tricks inside.

01:31:12.000 It's kind of cool, actually.

01:31:13.000 Actually, one kid did a trick, and I saw the floor break.

01:31:17.000 I was like, ooh!

01:31:18.000 I don't think he even noticed.

01:31:20.000 I saw one cool thing where... That's cool.

01:31:21.000 They're rocking out some killer tricks inside.

01:31:23.000 A dude using just the deck with no wheels.

01:31:25.000 See, this is the cool stuff kids are doing.

01:31:26.000 I saw that, actually, with the couch.

01:31:27.000 On the couch.

01:31:28.000 Popping up on the couch.

01:31:29.000 Dude, I was so tempted.

01:31:30.000 Popped up on the couch and then did a kickflip off of it.

01:31:33.000 He did a few tricks.

01:31:34.000 That was cool.

01:31:34.000 Check it out, man.

01:31:36.000 Skateboarders are doing cool stuff.

01:31:37.000 Yeah, they are.

01:31:38.000 They're not going out and causing problems.

01:31:39.000 That's right, they're not drinking.

01:31:40.000 They're not coughing on produce.

01:31:43.000 Here's the thing, you know what it is?

01:31:45.000 Skateboarders have an outlet for doing something on camera to get likes.

01:31:49.000 That's a good point.

01:31:50.000 It's true.

01:31:50.000 It's the trick.

01:31:51.000 These people don't have that, so they fill that gap with nonsense like coughing on people's, you know, on produce in stores and causing trouble.

01:31:58.000 Club chasing, yeah. 0.96

01:31:59.000 That's crazy, man.

01:32:00.000 That's true.

01:32:01.000 You know, I think that might be why I never grew up... Actually, look. 0.93

01:32:06.000 When I was younger, we did dumb stuff. 0.76

01:32:07.000 Yeah. 0.67

01:32:08.000 But we wouldn't go into a store and cough on people's produce.

01:32:11.000 Like, that's weird.

01:32:12.000 We would go out and skate, and we would do other things like... I guess I grew up in the Bam Margera, CKY kind of era.

01:32:17.000 Okay.

01:32:18.000 So hurting your friends and yourself more than others.

01:32:22.000 But it was consensual.

01:32:23.000 So like getting in a shopping cart and then having to crash into a curb and you go flying out of it and roll in the grass.

01:32:30.000 Or into a bush.

01:32:31.000 Everybody seemed to love doing that.

01:32:33.000 I will admit I've done it myself.

01:32:35.000 I was more into the skateboarding though, right? 0.85

01:32:37.000 So what we were doing was stupid kid stuff, but skateboarding quickly became that outlet where it was like We didn't even have really likes back then, I guess.

01:32:45.000 We still had video views and stuff in the early days of social media. 0.93

01:32:48.000 But if you wanted to get attention and you wanted to show off, you had to be good at skateboarding.

01:32:53.000 Yeah, you had to be really good.

01:32:54.000 So even the kids I knew who didn't like skateboarding would still try and do something.

01:32:57.000 To be like, look, I can do something too.

01:32:59.000 Now you've got kids who grew up without anything, but social media is making it so, well, they want followers.

01:33:05.000 That's like the thing to be successful these days.

01:33:07.000 How many followers do you have?

01:33:08.000 How many likes do you have?

01:33:09.000 How many views do you get?

01:33:10.000 Well, they found a way.

01:33:12.000 So, it's like the dude who got arrested for licking the ice cream.

01:33:17.000 It's gonna keep getting worse.

01:33:19.000 And now that we're in a national emergency, I wouldn't be surprised if we're gonna see this tenfold.

01:33:24.000 I agree, because, I mean, even the celebrities are going crazy.

01:33:27.000 Oh, that's right. 0.97

01:33:28.000 In their rich-ass places. 0.64

01:33:30.000 Desperate for attention. 0.58

01:33:33.000 Yeah, they're desperate for attention.

01:33:34.000 They're dying.

01:33:35.000 Let alone, like, the kids that, you know, they're actually getting attention when they go to school.

01:33:39.000 You know, they're around with their peers and other kids, like, you know, there still is that aspect, so they're getting some sort of something from it.

01:33:47.000 But now that they have nothing, you know, they gotta stay inside their homes, it's just gonna be like...

01:33:51.000 Oh, I gotta get attention.

01:33:53.000 Itching?

01:33:53.000 I need attention.

01:33:54.000 I need that Instagram.

01:33:55.000 Let me get a couple likes.

01:33:56.000 The internet was a mistake.

01:33:59.000 I know, right?

01:34:00.000 The internet's awesome.

01:34:00.000 I'm kidding.

01:34:01.000 Yeah, the internet's great.

01:34:02.000 In some ways, it really magnifies all our flaws.

01:34:05.000 Well, the bigger problem is bad parenting.

01:34:07.000 We're asking parents for assistance here.

01:34:09.000 No, it's called telling the parents to do their jobs as parents.

01:34:13.000 Smack the kid. 1.00

01:34:14.000 I'm kidding, don't smack him.

01:34:15.000 But I'm being facetious.

01:34:17.000 Just be a parent.

01:34:18.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:34:20.000 I'm not a parent.

01:34:21.000 I'm not a parent either, but I helped raise so many kids in my life.

01:34:26.000 Because I have younger siblings.

01:34:28.000 I have younger cousins.

01:34:30.000 For days I've got younger cousins.

01:34:32.000 And there was always a baby around.

01:34:34.000 It was always pitched off to the teenagers of the family, which happened to be me for a while.

01:34:40.000 I don't know.

01:34:42.000 This is just like the hard times make strong men.

01:34:45.000 So we've got parents.

01:34:48.000 It's a bubble.

01:34:50.000 So they keep trying to be the cool parents.

01:34:52.000 I'm cool.

01:34:53.000 I'm hip.

01:34:53.000 I'm with it.

01:34:54.000 Oh, and then do what you want kids. 1.00

01:34:56.000 That was really funny.

01:34:57.000 Right. 0.99

01:34:57.000 And so the kids are out of control and they do dumb stuff. 0.99

01:35:00.000 And of course, not all of Gen Z. They don't want to offend anyone, especially their kid. 0.95

01:35:06.000 Oh, that, yeah, do you see, um, speaking of the coronavirus, right?

01:35:10.000 Colbert, he built his career off offensive comedy.

01:35:14.000 Yeah.

01:35:14.000 Mocking different races and stereotypes, and he defended it by saying, my character made those jokes.

01:35:20.000 Right.

01:35:20.000 Now, now that he's on CBS, he's just- He was gonna say, he's letting go of his character, and now he's gonna be himself.

01:35:28.000 He said that when he started his show.

01:35:29.000 Right, right, right, but the point is, Dude, just because he's doing a character, he's making offensive jokes.

01:35:35.000 He had a routine where he would make fun of Asians, and then every time he got called out and they would attack him for it, he would double down.

01:35:42.000 And it was hilarious.

01:35:43.000 And we all respected it.

01:35:45.000 Like, you go, man.

01:35:46.000 Grow up.

01:35:46.000 It's a joke.

01:35:47.000 Now that he left and went to CBS, now he's completely in agreement with all of these, like, can't make nasty jokes or whatever.

01:35:54.000 That's a shame.

01:35:55.000 Yep.

01:35:56.000 So it's the desperation to fit in and the evolution of the people who are supposed to be cool will say whatever they have to say.

01:36:02.000 So when these kids are out of control and say whatever they want, the parents go, you got it!

01:36:06.000 Whatever you say. 1.00

01:36:07.000 They become losers. 0.99

01:36:08.000 They become weak. 0.99

01:36:10.000 Let's do this.

01:36:11.000 Let's jump now to the celebrities are losing their minds story.

01:36:19.000 And we'll go through this one.

01:36:20.000 Sam Smith shares quarantine meltdown on Instagram.

01:36:24.000 I don't care.

01:36:26.000 Well, we're done.

01:36:27.000 Thanks for checking it out.

01:36:30.000 No, no, I have some theories about what's wrong with celebrities.

01:36:34.000 Please.

01:36:35.000 Someone in the comments was asking, I think it was Zero, he wants a Tim theory.

01:36:39.000 Just any sort of Tim theory.

01:36:39.000 So check it out.

01:36:41.000 Here comes the Tim theory.

01:36:43.000 Give it to him.

01:36:44.000 When you are a little kid, and let's imagine you're a child actor, actress, musician, whatever, Disney kid, you know.

01:36:51.000 Everyone in the world keeps telling you how amazing you are.

01:36:55.000 You grow up with this intense pressure, you gotta be the best, you gotta do this, and you're on top of the world.

01:37:01.000 As a little kid.

01:37:03.000 You now feel, as you grow up, the amount of love and attention you got from the entire world is baseline.

01:37:09.000 Not good, not bad.

01:37:10.000 Normal.

01:37:11.000 So what happens when you become a weird-looking adult, and then all of a sudden, people don't give you that much attention anymore, and you go down to slightly below average for you?

01:37:21.000 You're still famous.

01:37:24.000 We see these child actors and actresses go insane.

01:37:26.000 Starting fires in driveways, throwing bongs out windows. 0.90

01:37:29.000 And add that to our conversation yesterday.

01:37:32.000 About, you know, the female versus guys thing, you know?

01:37:36.000 It's like, if the baseline starts here for everybody now, everyone's starting up here, like, no matter if you're a guy or a girl, you know, then it's actually even worse for girls because it gets worse over time.

01:37:49.000 These kids and these celebrities are told constantly by everyone how amazing and smart they are because they got money and power.

01:37:57.000 And so they got Yes Men and boot liquors all over the place. 0.68

01:38:00.000 Brown nosers, jamming their noses straight up the butts. 1.00

01:38:03.000 And it feels good.

01:38:04.000 Like drinking beer.

01:38:04.000 What happens then when you get locked down in a quarantine?

01:38:07.000 Yeah.

01:38:08.000 All of a sudden, there's no one there to tell you how amazing you are.

01:38:10.000 So you freak out.

01:38:11.000 And guess what?

01:38:12.000 Dude's crying.

01:38:13.000 Like the dude cried apparently.

01:38:15.000 Oh, they took the picture off.

01:38:16.000 Yeah.

01:38:17.000 Of him crying?

01:38:18.000 Yeah, there was a picture of him crying.

01:38:19.000 But that was the Daily Mail, it was a different article.

01:38:23.000 So apparently... I don't care!

01:38:25.000 Write another song!

01:38:27.000 You're a musician!

01:38:29.000 Seriously, when I'm stuck somewhere with my guitar, guess what I do?

01:38:32.000 I play guitar.

01:38:34.000 And I write a song about it.

01:38:35.000 It's because you're an actual artist.

01:38:37.000 He's not!

01:38:38.000 Well thank you that you consider me an artist.

01:38:44.000 Florbo told Florbo's self that Florbo was going to stay home and stay safe.

01:38:49.000 I cry a lot.

01:38:50.000 So for those that aren't familiar, Florbo is the word I use for gender neutral because if you're not a man or a woman, you're a Florbo. 0.81

01:38:57.000 That is correct.

01:38:58.000 Right, right, right.

01:38:58.000 No, no, no, anybody who opts to use a non-standard pronoun is floor bone.

01:39:01.000 Right, right, right.

01:39:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:39:03.000 So, what you end up with are people who say, I'm going to make you use the pronoun I want

01:39:07.000 you to use.

01:39:08.000 And my response is, no.

01:39:09.000 Well, here's the problem.

01:39:11.000 If I use your pronoun, I could offend someone else. 0.94

01:39:15.000 You know, I'm going to try not to offend you, but if I don't say your pronoun, you'll get 1.00

01:39:19.000 If I do, someone else in the room will get offended.

01:39:22.000 And I think it's fair that we avoid offending everybody.

01:39:24.000 So now I'm gonna call you a Florbo. 1.00

01:39:26.000 Alright?

01:39:26.000 That's fair.

01:39:26.000 Yep.

01:39:27.000 Florbo.

01:39:28.000 Florbo.

01:39:28.000 I really do, I do like it.

01:39:30.000 I agree with it.

01:39:31.000 That way, you know, and it's also, like, you can't tell me what to say.

01:39:31.000 Yeah.

01:39:33.000 Right?

01:39:34.000 Yeah, don't tell me what to do.

01:39:35.000 But, uh, so Sam Smith apparently had a breakdown, but I, this is my theory, right?

01:39:39.000 And I'll reiterate, I don't care.

01:39:42.000 Yep.

01:39:43.000 Think about a little kid who is a movie star, and then once they start getting older and go through the awkward phase or whatever, now people aren't saying nice things to them anymore.

01:39:54.000 And it feels like they're doing something wrong.

01:39:56.000 So YouTubers experience this, and it's really funny.

01:39:59.000 People- YouTubers' moods are predictable based on their traffic. 0.93

01:40:03.000 Like, you can go to a vlogger's channel, look at their past week of YouTube videos, and you'll see their view count slowly going down, and then all of a sudden a video will emerge where they're like, I don't know if I can do this anymore.

01:40:13.000 And they're like, it's just been so hard on me, and I'm like struggling with this, and I'm like, yeah bro, your views have been going down.

01:40:19.000 Yeah.

01:40:19.000 Now it's- it's possible their views are going down because they were losing their heart, they weren't into it anymore.

01:40:23.000 But in reality, this is a known phenomenon.

01:40:26.000 That people are attaching their success to the number associated with their videos.

01:40:32.000 The same is true for these celebrities, who are now freaking out.

01:40:35.000 Look at this one, this one's funny.

01:40:37.000 The quarantine celebrities have lost their minds.

01:40:40.000 Although, Will Ferrell is funny in every single... Look at it.

01:40:43.000 Show this picture.

01:40:46.000 Look how funny his face is.

01:40:48.000 His face is great.

01:40:49.000 His face is great! 0.81

01:40:51.000 He's just always crazy, I guess.

01:40:52.000 He looks funny right there. 0.58

01:40:54.000 It looks like he's just like, he probably was like, toughed his hair up like, oh yeah, I'm gonna lean into this crazy celebrity thing.

01:41:00.000 Oh yeah, you bet.

01:41:01.000 He has a sense of humor.

01:41:01.000 Right?

01:41:02.000 I cannot stand these people.

01:41:05.000 You know what, I couldn't bring myself to unmute the video and actually listen.

01:41:11.000 I still haven't heard it.

01:41:12.000 I don't know what it sounds like and I don't want to hear it.

01:41:16.000 The Daily Beast, for once, nails it, calling the video cursed.

01:41:16.000 I don't want to do it.

01:41:20.000 If that cursed Imagine Singalong video from Gal Gadot is any indication, the quarantine celebs are starting to lose it.

01:41:28.000 Thankfully, we found some making things nice, too.

01:41:32.000 We found some making things nice.

01:41:34.000 I'm going to assume that's Will Ferrell's part of it, just because I want to.

01:41:37.000 No, no, he's just talking about like... No, I just want to believe it.

01:41:39.000 All right, all right, okay.

01:41:40.000 Conversation over.

01:41:42.000 So, you know what's the cringiest thing?

01:41:44.000 Well, first of all, this is just so, so awful.

01:41:48.000 Look, man, I'm not trying to... I always want to clarify, when I say negative things, it's not to elicit an emotional response from someone.

01:41:56.000 Like when someone insults you, they're trying to make you get an emotional reaction.

01:41:59.000 I'm not trying to do that.

01:42:00.000 I genuinely detest this.

01:42:02.000 I mean, there was a time that I was affected by people insulting me, because I was modeling for a long time, and my face was all over the place, and I did certain things that people made fun of me, and I used to get upset about it.

01:42:15.000 And then I realized one day, it didn't really matter what other people think.

01:42:19.000 Just turn it off.

01:42:19.000 Turn the screen off.

01:42:20.000 Yeah, it's great.

01:42:22.000 Look at Sarah Silverman's face.

01:42:23.000 She even knows how cringey it is.

01:42:25.000 She's cringing herself.

01:42:26.000 She's like, oh, this is bad, but I'm going to do it.

01:42:28.000 All right, sorry, go ahead.

01:42:30.000 These people are like narcissism incarnate. 0.93

01:42:35.000 It's like, man, it's just the worst people you've ever met. 0.99

01:42:41.000 The absolute worst snooty elitists who think they're smarter and better than you.

01:42:46.000 And this is why they're celebrities, because they're driven to be in front of everyone else. 0.63

01:42:51.000 I was reading this study that said, why is it so many celebrities are narcissists?

01:42:55.000 And it said, if you take a hundred people, And you have 99 of them saying, and are modest, and unsure of themselves at some times, or ask for advice.

01:43:06.000 They'll say things like, a regular person, you know, I made this painting, what do you think of it?

01:43:10.000 I'm not so sure I like it.

01:43:10.000 Do you think it's good?

01:43:12.000 The narcissist says, everything I do is amazing!

01:43:14.000 Everyone needs to look at me!

01:43:16.000 And so they jump out in front of everyone and start dancing around so everyone can see them, and that's why they become celebrities.

01:43:21.000 Then they think, well, we're special celebrities.

01:43:24.000 Let's all text everybody because everyone will love us so much if we do this video together. 0.96

01:43:29.000 And I'm just like, you people are awful. 0.72

01:43:32.000 It's just awful. 0.98

01:43:33.000 It's bad.

01:43:35.000 But I really do feel like...

01:43:38.000 They know what they're doing.

01:43:39.000 Your era is gone. 0.97

01:43:41.000 The celebrities doing these silly things.

01:43:43.000 Like, they got a text message together and they said, hey everybody, let's all do this thing to people.

01:43:48.000 Like, they think they're this special thing.

01:43:50.000 You're not.

01:43:51.000 You're just weird people. 1.00

01:43:53.000 You're arrogant and narcissistic. 1.00

01:43:56.000 And bored. 1.00

01:43:57.000 And bored.

01:43:58.000 Too much money.

01:43:59.000 I think they're bored.

01:44:00.000 Too much time.

01:44:01.000 They're used to having strict schedules for movies, and then they have, like, two months off where they're like, oh, I have off.

01:44:08.000 I can travel to some exotic place.

01:44:10.000 Not all of them.

01:44:11.000 I mean, like, some of them are not really doing much right now.

01:44:11.000 I don't know.

01:44:14.000 Well, then why are they going crazy if they're not doing much? 0.96

01:44:16.000 Because they're narcissists who are used to having everyone shove their noses up their butts. 0.97

01:44:20.000 Right. 0.97

01:44:20.000 Now they're locked in their house saying, like, imagine this way. 0.97

01:44:24.000 Imagine if every day you went to a meeting and, like, ten people walked up and started sniffing your butt. 0.98

01:44:29.000 You'd be used to it to be normal. 0.99

01:44:30.000 And then one day you're at home, you're under quarantine and no one's sniffed your butt. 0.98

01:44:34.000 You're going to be like, dude, I need to go on Twitter and get some people to start sniffing my butt. 0.98

01:44:38.000 And then you start tweeting and posting this dumb stuff, thinking that now people are going to give you that attention you want. 0.96

01:44:43.000 I bet these people go through their mentions and like read every single one. 0.62

01:44:46.000 I mean, everybody likes attention.

01:44:48.000 Everybody.

01:44:49.000 No, that's not true.

01:44:50.000 I don't agree with that.

01:44:52.000 No, there are people who are introverted and don't like being the center of attention.

01:44:55.000 In some ways, they like attention.

01:44:57.000 Somewhere.

01:44:57.000 I think people like being respected.

01:45:01.000 They like social acceptance and approval.

01:45:03.000 That's another way of saying it.

01:45:03.000 OK.

01:45:05.000 Sure.

01:45:06.000 So something happened to these people.

01:45:07.000 Not all of them.

01:45:08.000 I think Will Ferrell's all right.

01:45:10.000 He's a funny guy.

01:45:10.000 He seems cool.

01:45:11.000 But I think a lot of these celebrities, something happened to them when they were young, where they didn't ever get fulfilled, or their parents never told them you're doing a good job or something.

01:45:21.000 It's like the stereotype of the mom with the little girl.

01:45:24.000 And she's always yelling at her, like, you have to act harder and sing better!

01:45:27.000 But, mom, I'm trying.

01:45:27.000 No, do harder!

01:45:28.000 And it's like, no matter what she does, it's never good enough.

01:45:30.000 Okay.

01:45:30.000 Then when she's older, it's this.

01:45:32.000 She needs everyone to be tweeting at her, you're the best, I love you, you're so great.

01:45:36.000 Otherwise, they feel like they've done something wrong.

01:45:38.000 That's what I was saying about child actors.

01:45:41.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:45:41.000 Could be it.

01:45:42.000 I see it.

01:45:42.000 If you grow up, and you're on stage, and you're, you know, everyone's clapping and cheering for you, what happens then when your show is over?

01:45:50.000 Like, what was that chick from All That?

01:45:52.000 And then she had her own show, the Amanda show, Amanda Bynes.

01:45:54.000 Oh, she went crazy.

01:45:55.000 I think she's doing okay now.

01:45:56.000 Did she go crazy?

01:45:57.000 I don't know anything about that.

01:45:57.000 Yeah, she like started a fire in a driveway.

01:45:59.000 Seriously?

01:46:00.000 Yeah, she was on All That when she was young, and then she had her own show called The Amanda Show, and that's actually where that dude Drake from Drake and Josh got his start too.

01:46:07.000 I don't know about that either.

01:46:08.000 And he got his own show.

01:46:09.000 Okay.

01:46:09.000 You don't know Drake and Josh?

01:46:11.000 It's like a kid sitcom.

01:46:12.000 I don't know, man.

01:46:13.000 It's just like Disney Channel stuff.

01:46:14.000 People know this stuff.

01:46:15.000 I'm sorry, wait.

01:46:15.000 No, no, no.

01:46:16.000 TV?

01:46:16.000 No, I don't watch TV.

01:46:17.000 Anyway, the point is, she was young.

01:46:20.000 She was on the show.

01:46:21.000 She had her own show.

01:46:22.000 And then all of a sudden, as time went on, she started going crazy.

01:46:24.000 Like Lindsay Lohan, too.

01:46:26.000 Oh yeah, I remember that.

01:46:31.000 Britney Spears.

01:46:32.000 She went crazy too, didn't she?

01:46:33.000 She did have a little meltdown. 1.00

01:46:34.000 That was short.

01:46:35.000 I don't know about that.

01:46:35.000 That was short.

01:46:36.000 I don't know.

01:46:37.000 I don't know.

01:46:38.000 I remember a time where she went crazy.

01:46:39.000 She shaved all her hair off.

01:46:40.000 That was because of drug testing.

01:46:42.000 She was getting drug tested?

01:46:43.000 They wanted to take her kid away.

01:46:44.000 So, I don't know the full story.

01:46:46.000 Stressful.

01:46:46.000 They wanted to do a hair test, so she shaved her head off, so they couldn't do a hair test, because she had, you know, long hair.

01:46:52.000 Ten years of hair.

01:46:53.000 Yeah, okay.

01:46:54.000 So, I don't know the full story, so I don't wanna, I'm not gonna slam Britney. 1.00

01:46:58.000 I don't know anything about it.

01:46:59.000 No, I'm kidding.

01:47:00.000 But I'm not here to defend, you know, Britney Spears or whatever.

01:47:02.000 The point is, yeah, a lot of them go through these weird breakdowns where they lose it and they go nuts.

01:47:07.000 It reminds me of, you ever see the movie Dogma?

01:47:10.000 Yeah.

01:47:10.000 When Bethany, in the beginning, says that when she was younger, she had a glass that was full of faith.

01:47:15.000 But as she got older, the glass got bigger, but the amount of faith going into that glass was never enough to fill it.

01:47:21.000 I don't remember it very well, but... That's the analogy she used.

01:47:24.000 Like, when you're little, you have a small glass that you fill with water.

01:47:28.000 And it's really easy to fill, you only need a little bit.

01:47:30.000 But as you get older, and your glass becomes bigger, you need more and more to give you that feeling.

01:47:36.000 That's what it's like when... So, like, to go back to the YouTubers thing, If every day a YouTuber's views isn't a little bit better, they feel bad.

01:47:45.000 Like, oh no, I need to do better every day.

01:47:47.000 It's impossible.

01:47:48.000 They don't get that dopamine kick.

01:47:50.000 So people are going on these dopamine retreats where they're like, they don't have detoxing from dopamine.

01:47:56.000 And then when they come out of it, it's like everything's amazing again.

01:48:00.000 It's almost like if you don't drop acid and unlock that third eye.

01:48:05.000 No kids.

01:48:06.000 No, don't do that.

01:48:07.000 Family show.

01:48:07.000 Don't do that.

01:48:09.000 I'm just talking about It's also like fasting.

01:48:11.000 Like if you don't eat for a day, the next day everything tastes better.

01:48:17.000 It's like you gotta relax, man.

01:48:19.000 That's true.

01:48:19.000 These people couldn't let it go.

01:48:20.000 They couldn't take one quarantine and do nothing.

01:48:22.000 They had to be like, but we must be the center of attention.

01:48:25.000 Let's all sing the Beatles.

01:48:26.000 And everyone's making fun of them for it.

01:48:27.000 Good.

01:48:27.000 You should be made fun of.

01:48:29.000 You're weird people. 0.97

01:48:30.000 Well, they're getting their attention, aren't they?

01:48:32.000 I mean, we are too, so.

01:48:33.000 I mean, who am I to speak, right?

01:48:34.000 We have a show.

01:48:36.000 Whatever.

01:48:36.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:48:37.000 We got 9,000 people hanging out with us right now, so.

01:48:40.000 Yeah.

01:48:40.000 Woo!

01:48:41.000 My dopamine is through the roof.

01:48:42.000 No, but admittedly, like, we had 11,000 yesterday and the day before.

01:48:46.000 We have 9,000 today.

01:48:47.000 I don't care.

01:48:48.000 Yeah, right.

01:48:49.000 Like, I'm glad everyone's here.

01:48:50.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:48:51.000 If people wanted to leave, I'd be like, well, you know, can't win them all, right?

01:48:54.000 Maybe more tomorrow.

01:48:55.000 Grow up.

01:48:55.000 Do your best.

01:48:56.000 Carry on. 0.55

01:48:57.000 And don't be a whiny little baby because you have to quarantine yourself. 0.96

01:48:59.000 Right.

01:49:00.000 Anyway, let's get to the Super Chats.

01:49:03.000 After we complained about celebrities while we're on a show with 9,000 concurrent viewers.

01:49:06.000 Yes, about that.

01:49:08.000 Alright, let's see, where are we at?

01:49:09.000 I knew the comments would flush awash with comments about that.

01:49:13.000 About what?

01:49:14.000 That we're on a show?

01:49:15.000 No, what I just said earlier.

01:49:16.000 Anyway, continue.

01:49:17.000 Which one?

01:49:17.000 Wait, what?

01:49:18.000 No, no, I'm not going to repeat it.

01:49:19.000 You told me, like, nah, we're a family show.

01:49:21.000 No, that's right.

01:49:22.000 We're not doing, we're not dropping anything.

01:49:24.000 No dropping stuff.

01:49:25.000 Do not drop things.

01:49:26.000 Have you ever done DMT?

01:49:28.000 I haven't, no.

01:49:28.000 That's crazy.

01:49:29.000 All right, Joe.

01:49:30.000 But I would.

01:49:31.000 Joe's awesome.

01:49:32.000 I'm just saying.

01:49:33.000 That's crazy.

01:49:34.000 I would.

01:49:35.000 All right, where are we at?

01:49:36.000 ThatGamer says, my mom was making fun of me because I was prepped for a zombie apocalypse, and who is laughing now?

01:49:43.000 With me having enough MREs to last me only three weeks.

01:49:46.000 Boom.

01:49:47.000 TheLastChickenNugget says, looked up Adam's modeling pics and zams at you.

01:49:52.000 That's right, you are Soy Chadham.

01:49:56.000 I'm blushing a little bit.

01:49:59.000 Kevin Ferguson says, I can't stop looking at the cable now, thanks.

01:50:03.000 Oh yeah.

01:50:04.000 Oh no.

01:50:05.000 I guess I'll have to do that.

01:50:07.000 The Grizzly says, can't go to work.

01:50:09.000 Luckily already have guns, ammo, and the new Doom game that just got delivered by Amazon.

01:50:12.000 Stay safe out there.

01:50:13.000 Excellent.

01:50:13.000 It's good.

01:50:15.000 Dan says, here in Washington State, the system is so backed up, I have symptoms and can't get through to get tested.

01:50:20.000 The actual infected must be much higher.

01:50:22.000 It's true.

01:50:24.000 Ed Caron says, I work loss prevention at Whole Foods, security at a trucking yard, and my dad is in CFD.

01:50:30.000 Would love the opportunity to talk to you all about what we see.

01:50:33.000 Oh, that'd be interesting.

01:50:33.000 Yeah, it would.

01:50:35.000 Keith Wagner says, how can I become a member?

01:50:36.000 I don't see the option.

01:50:38.000 If you don't see the option, go to youtube.com slash timcastirl slash join.

01:50:42.000 Yep.

01:50:43.000 Box pops up.

01:50:44.000 Click the button.

01:50:45.000 Five bucks a month.

01:50:45.000 You get access to the show.

01:50:47.000 You got to go to the community section of the YouTube channel.

01:50:50.000 We post it there every day.

01:50:50.000 YouTube is broken.

01:50:52.000 There's a lot wrong with their system.

01:50:55.000 But hey, that's how it works for now.

01:50:56.000 But we will have the show up on iTunes soon.

01:51:00.000 We should be approved by iTunes, and I don't know.

01:51:02.000 That's why we keep things family-friendly.

01:51:03.000 Yeah, that'd be good.

01:51:03.000 Although, surprisingly, iTunes does allow, like, really nasty stuff.

01:51:07.000 Ooh.

01:51:08.000 Oh, then we'll be fine.

01:51:09.000 Yeah, we're fine.

01:51:09.000 We're fine.

01:51:10.000 We're totally... We're fine!

01:51:11.000 People can handle it.

01:51:13.000 We're grown-ups, sort of.

01:51:14.000 Also, don't forget to click the like button, I guess.

01:51:16.000 We should say that earlier on, if it matters.

01:51:18.000 Apparently it matters.

01:51:19.000 We did, one time.

01:51:19.000 Yeah, we did.

01:51:21.000 Joe Dutchman says, did you see Trump btfo Peter Alexander?

01:51:24.000 He tried to create a fear narrative and when Trump called him out, he backpedaled.

01:51:28.000 The leftist media has cut out the context to make Trump look bad.

01:51:31.000 No, I was watching it and I was shocked that Trump went there.

01:51:34.000 Because the guy just straight up asked like...

01:51:35.000 Did you see what the guy asked him before?

01:51:36.000 Yeah, I was watching it.

01:51:38.000 Oh, like the previous, earlier on?

01:51:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:51:40.000 No, I must have missed that question.

01:51:41.000 Exactly.

01:51:41.000 The same guy, what did he say?

01:51:42.000 That's what he's saying.

01:51:43.000 Oh, okay.

01:51:43.000 So the guy basically starts insulting Trump, and then once it comes back to him, he says, what would you say to Americans?

01:51:49.000 And then Trump finally just says, you're awful. 0.54

01:51:51.000 Yeah.

01:51:51.000 Because the guy was trying to create a fear narrative, saying, he was saying things to Trump like, why are you trying to give people hope?

01:51:58.000 Wire, you know, things like that.

01:51:59.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.

01:52:00.000 And so Trump is like, what?

01:52:02.000 And so CNN wrote an article saying something like... False narrative of hope.

01:52:06.000 No, it said, yeah, Trump offers unsubstantiated hope to America.

01:52:10.000 It's like, what?

01:52:11.000 He's the president.

01:52:12.000 That's his job.

01:52:13.000 What is he supposed to do?

01:52:13.000 That's his job, yeah.

01:52:15.000 Imagine this.

01:52:16.000 Trump comes out and goes, ladies and gentlemen, it's over.

01:52:20.000 America's done. 0.75

01:52:21.000 Give up.

01:52:21.000 There's no hope.

01:52:22.000 There's no hope.

01:52:24.000 What?

01:52:24.000 So that's why he called them out.

01:52:25.000 Okay, okay.

01:52:26.000 See, that does make a lot more sense.

01:52:27.000 And what happens is, they only take the one snippet.

01:52:30.000 Yep.

01:52:30.000 Dude!

01:52:32.000 It was months of CNN and MSNBC saying, the China virus, the China virus, the China virus. 0.99

01:52:38.000 Trump watches this and then says, so the China virus, and they go, ha, got you, you racist!

01:52:43.000 Well, it was like five or 10 minutes later, another reporter said, look, following up to his question, what would you say to that? 0.72

01:52:49.000 And he's like, you know what?

01:52:50.000 I'm just going to explain.

01:52:52.000 We've been through this, talking about that other reporter.

01:52:56.000 This isn't just this question.

01:52:58.000 He's a bad reporter because he's constantly trying to... That's what they do, man.

01:53:03.000 He did kind of like explain it and just like, anyway, next.

01:53:06.000 You had a reporter from One American News basically lob a softball at Trump.

01:53:11.000 Yeah, I didn't like that either.

01:53:13.000 And so I'm critical of it, but Jim Acosta from CNN did it all the time.

01:53:18.000 And then he wrote a book and tried to sell it in a tank or something.

01:53:21.000 I don't know. 0.92

01:53:22.000 That dude is the worst.

01:53:23.000 How are you going to tell me you're now mad at One American News for lobbing a softball at Trump, allowing him to opine, and you opining in the question, when you literally let Jim Acosta stand up and take the mic and... You know what, man?

01:53:36.000 I'm not here to play these games.

01:53:38.000 If you can't call out people like him, don't expect me to be shocked when someone else does it.

01:53:42.000 And then you want me on your side?

01:53:43.000 I'm not playing these games, dude.

01:53:44.000 I can't stand these people.

01:53:46.000 It's all double standards.

01:53:47.000 Stephen says, on topic of time, I think time is relative.

01:53:51.000 Even though we can record time down to nanoseconds, how can we prove that the passage of time is always a constant between second to second?

01:53:57.000 Just a thought.

01:53:58.000 Hm.

01:53:59.000 That's cool.

01:53:59.000 We can't.

01:54:00.000 That's a cool thought.

01:54:01.000 I like it.

01:54:01.000 If we perceive time as a constant, but time isn't a constant, and our perception is locked to it, then perhaps something outside of time can see us.

01:54:11.000 So, I guess the easiest way to explain it is the distance between each second could be variable.

01:54:17.000 But because we experience time as a constant, like we're falling, we just see it as a constant.

01:54:22.000 Yeah, it would just be as what we see.

01:54:25.000 But anyone outside of it could see there were gaps, or stretches, and to us it would be... Ghosts.

01:54:31.000 Ghosts.

01:54:32.000 Interdimensional beings.

01:54:34.000 Let's read some more.

01:54:35.000 Asher says, the kids that were coughing on the food should be treated like they had guns pulled out.

01:54:40.000 Well, something should happen.

01:54:41.000 Yeah.

01:54:42.000 Maddie Lee Chamber says, new video just posted of youth immigrants in England spitting and coughing in the faces of older folks and laughing about it. 0.61

01:54:49.000 Oh, man.

01:54:50.000 These people, I don't get it.

01:54:51.000 Gigi Evans says, Bill Burr, look, 85% population has got to go. 0.95

01:54:56.000 We cannot sustain this.

01:54:57.000 Coronavirus way ahead of you, buddy.

01:54:59.000 Yeah.

01:55:00.000 Be careful what you wish for.

01:55:01.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:55:02.000 Drunk Trouble says, whack your kids. 1.00

01:55:03.000 It worked for me. 0.98

01:55:04.000 Don't want to get hit.

01:55:04.000 Stop messing up.

01:55:05.000 Worked for me.

01:55:06.000 I don't- I never got hit.

01:55:07.000 There's a big difference between, like, beating your kid and giving him a bop.

01:55:11.000 Like, I'm not saying cause pain, but there's gotta be some way, like- It's more of a, like, pay attention to me.

01:55:18.000 This is important.

01:55:19.000 Right.

01:55:20.000 Yeah, don't get out of line.

01:55:21.000 My parents were really structured about it.

01:55:23.000 We would go to their room.

01:55:24.000 It was like a little procedure.

01:55:26.000 You were getting spanked. 1.00

01:55:27.000 You were in trouble.

01:55:28.000 You couldn't sit in mom and dad's room until mom was ready to come talk to you.

01:55:32.000 And that was how that worked.

01:55:33.000 It wasn't like, out of anger.

01:55:34.000 It was never out of anger.

01:55:35.000 You know what I'm gonna do?

01:55:36.000 I think that's the key.

01:55:38.000 You know what I'm gonna do?

01:55:38.000 That's the difference.

01:55:39.000 And afterwards they're like, we love you.

01:55:40.000 Because when it's in anger, you're beating your kids.

01:55:42.000 Exactly.

01:55:42.000 That's messed up.

01:55:43.000 That's abuse.

01:55:43.000 But if it's not in anger, and you're like, you need to understand, you did something wrong.

01:55:48.000 Right.

01:55:48.000 And this is how you're gonna get disciplined.

01:55:50.000 It's not in anger.

01:55:50.000 I'm gonna hold trials.

01:55:52.000 Oh yeah?

01:55:53.000 Yeah.

01:55:53.000 That's pretty cool.

01:55:54.000 I like it.

01:55:54.000 I will be on the jury if you need me.

01:55:56.000 I will be the judge.

01:55:57.000 And we'll have a jury, and I'll be the prosecutor.

01:56:00.000 Cool.

01:56:01.000 Well, should I be the judge?

01:56:03.000 I don't know.

01:56:03.000 The point is, the kid's gonna be like, you know, brother hit me, and I'll be like, that's a serious charge.

01:56:08.000 That is a serious charge.

01:56:09.000 Let's convene a grand jury.

01:56:11.000 Well, for a simple assault, I think we'll issue the arrest.

01:56:15.000 And then we'll ask for evidence, and we'll say, can you prove beyond a reasonable doubt he did it?

01:56:20.000 And then when he's got, like, the marks on his face or whatever, I'll say, you know, present your defense.

01:56:24.000 You're innocent until proven guilty.

01:56:25.000 And we'll go through the motions, and then we'll issue a verdict.

01:56:27.000 You are hereby grounded and fined $5 from your allowance.

01:56:31.000 Yeah.

01:56:31.000 Ooh.

01:56:32.000 Yeah.

01:56:32.000 That's good.

01:56:33.000 But you know why I like this?

01:56:35.000 I mean, I'm joking, right?

01:56:36.000 But in reality, if slash when I have kids, their chores will earn cash, they'll get paid a wage, we'll track their hours, we'll track the job they do, I'll negotiate with them on how much they should get.

01:56:46.000 That's great.

01:56:47.000 They should learn how the world works.

01:56:49.000 Yeah, I had to negotiate for my allowance.

01:56:51.000 Really?

01:56:51.000 Oh yeah, I did.

01:56:52.000 I had to remind my dad every week.

01:56:53.000 I was the only kid who did it.

01:56:55.000 I got no allowance.

01:56:56.000 I was just told to do the trash.

01:56:56.000 I got an allowance like twice in my life.

01:56:58.000 It wasn't until I was like 15.

01:57:00.000 Actually, you know what?

01:57:01.000 It's pretty sexist.

01:57:02.000 I was just told to do the trash and my sisters got to do the dishes. 1.00

01:57:05.000 I was the garbage man. 0.66

01:57:08.000 I would way rather have done the trash too.

01:57:10.000 I hate the dishes.

01:57:10.000 I do not like the dishes.

01:57:12.000 Dishes was the worst.

01:57:12.000 It was like, when the dishes came up, you were like, no!

01:57:14.000 Well, I mean, if you do the dishes right after the food is, like, prepared, it's easy to do.

01:57:20.000 I had five siblings and two parents and me, so I did not want to do the dishes, because there were a lot of freaking dishes.

01:57:26.000 Well, you'd have to do it by yourself.

01:57:28.000 Usually, yeah.

01:57:28.000 No, they would do it together.

01:57:29.000 It was two of them.

01:57:30.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:30.000 No, that's not fair.

01:57:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:57:32.000 It was misproportionate. 0.65

01:57:33.000 And I did the garbage by myself. 1.00

01:57:35.000 Garbage is easy, man. 0.99

01:57:36.000 And I didn't get paid for it. 0.99

01:57:38.000 I know, right?

01:57:39.000 All right, let's jump back in.

01:57:40.000 South Ink says, elites are in their bunkers.

01:57:42.000 So many CEOs step down, celebrities quitting their gigs.

01:57:45.000 Yikes.

01:57:46.000 Thanks for the super chat, G Bart.

01:57:48.000 Political Pothead says, no guns in NYC.

01:57:50.000 Only option is to order parts, then assemble, or a pre-1899 gun.

01:57:55.000 Broke quarantine to go get bud.

01:57:57.000 S-I-N-Y is a ghost town.

01:57:59.000 Soy Jesus, Blaze.

01:58:01.000 Are the delivery services not working anymore?

01:58:03.000 Sacrifice your life for bud?

01:58:05.000 Hey man, some people need it.

01:58:07.000 it.

01:58:08.000 Solek Gray says, Avi's new vid about Tommy R. Things are getting sad.

01:58:12.000 I'll have to check it out.

01:58:13.000 C. Williams says, Wait, does anyone know how David Hogg is holding up?

01:58:16.000 Apparently very well.

01:58:17.000 I'd imagine.

01:58:18.000 He's wealthy.

01:58:19.000 Oh man, it just jumped on us.

01:58:21.000 Why you gotta do that?

01:58:22.000 Oh, we're getting slammed.

01:58:24.000 We're getting slammed.

01:58:25.000 We love you guys.

01:58:26.000 Thank you for chipping in.

01:58:27.000 Where are we at?

01:58:28.000 I love reading people's thoughts.

01:58:29.000 There we go.

01:58:30.000 A little creepy.

01:58:31.000 Yeah.

01:58:31.000 A little bit.

01:58:32.000 It's all good.

01:58:33.000 Sorry for breathing so heavy into the mic.

01:58:34.000 I just keep laughing.

01:58:36.000 Zishy says, CA has gone completely lockdown lol good job CA.

01:58:39.000 Yep, the whole state.

01:58:41.000 James says, keep up the good work.

01:58:42.000 Appreciate it.

01:58:43.000 Join my cult says, Tim, thank you for keeping us informed.

01:58:45.000 I got married today in quarantine.

01:58:47.000 Say hi to my new wife, Megan.

01:58:48.000 Hi Megan!

01:58:49.000 Hey! 0.99

01:58:50.000 What's up?

01:58:50.000 You'll have a story to tell.

01:58:52.000 Yeah.

01:58:52.000 Like, so you can tell your kids, we got married under a quarantine in the great pandemic of 2020.

01:58:57.000 Congratulations, by the way.

01:58:58.000 Yeah.

01:58:59.000 Ethan Johansson says, Don't give them extra attention by complaining about them.

01:59:02.000 They're bored, so decided to sing.

01:59:04.000 You know how bored I get in the winter after castle are fed?

01:59:07.000 Kettle are fed.

01:59:07.000 After cattle.

01:59:08.000 Castle.

01:59:09.000 After cattle are fed.

01:59:10.000 Benjamin says, Check out the death of the grown-up.

01:59:13.000 How America's arrested development is bringing down Western civilization by Diana West.

01:59:18.000 Interesting.

01:59:18.000 Yeah, it's interesting.

01:59:19.000 PoliticalPotat says, Imagine is about no borders, no nations, no religion.

01:59:22.000 Mm-hmm.

01:59:22.000 Worked out great.

01:59:23.000 FireMedic, thanks for becoming a member.

01:59:25.000 Thanks.

01:59:26.000 Woolfault DeLeon says, Have you looked at Q yet?

01:59:29.000 I have not because there was something I read recently that someone posted on Facebook that was so absolutely wrong.

01:59:37.000 Oh, that too.

01:59:38.000 And it didn't come true.

01:59:39.000 It was like a week ago.

01:59:40.000 They were like, a bunch of arrests had been made.

01:59:42.000 Like, none of it happened.

01:59:44.000 So I'm just like, I don't know, man.

01:59:47.000 I'm not interested.

01:59:48.000 Scott Judd says, Dear Tim, why do you keep calling that NY politician saying the virus could last 18 months?

01:59:52.000 He's a lefty, not a scientist.

01:59:54.000 Why should we listen to him?

01:59:56.000 I'm not talking about the NY politician.

01:59:57.000 Who said it?

01:59:58.000 There was a story that said U.S.

02:00:00.000 government documents show a plan for 18 months.

02:00:03.000 Then there was another study put out, which was part of a story from MIT's technology review, saying because of the wave effect, because it's novel, we could be under lockdown for 18 months.

02:00:13.000 Then there was someone else who mentioned a vaccine could take 18 months.

02:00:15.000 So the 18-month thing has appeared numerous times from different sources.

02:00:19.000 Yeah, I've seen it multiple different places.

02:00:20.000 Beatup says, Lydia, did you hear about the girl who licked women's toilet seats? 1.00

02:00:24.000 She said it's a virus challenge and said if symptoms are being hot and popular, I'm ill.

02:00:29.000 Oh my, that is consistent with everything I know about the generation.

02:00:32.000 Dude, did she actually say that?

02:00:34.000 I guess.

02:00:34.000 I would believe it.

02:00:35.000 Remember that Rudy Gobert dude?

02:00:37.000 Yeah.

02:00:37.000 He's like, I'm gonna touch everything and he got everyone sick.

02:00:40.000 Yeah.

02:00:40.000 Well he got some people sick, apologized for it.

02:00:42.000 So good on him for doing that, but come on man.

02:00:44.000 First hand, sorry.

02:00:45.000 Darth Gary says, did you see Utah had a 5.7 earthquake? We did. Crazy.

02:00:45.000 Yeah.

02:00:50.000 Kritchian says, imagine all the celebrities working in the Amazon

02:00:53.000 warehouse. Actually that would be a funny sitcom.

02:00:55.000 Yeah, make them do some real hard work. Yeah. Post Talk says, Tim, on principle

02:00:59.000 should we legalize all drugs and prostitution? Isn't that in line with our

02:01:02.000 small government principles as a conservative?

02:01:04.000 I think so. Yes.

02:01:06.000 I agree.

02:01:07.000 I think people should be allowed to put whatever they want in their bodies.

02:01:12.000 There is a line for sure.

02:01:15.000 Well they did that in Europe and they have places that you can go and both do it and get help.

02:01:22.000 Reduce the spread of diseases.

02:01:24.000 Stop overdosing.

02:01:25.000 And actually help people quit.

02:01:27.000 Make taxes for government services that can help fund these programs.

02:01:30.000 But more importantly, if people want to do it, like, it's weird to me that you can't eat a plant.

02:01:36.000 It's like, if you eat that, you're going to jail.

02:01:38.000 I'm like, but it's growing under this cow poop, sir.

02:01:40.000 I don't care.

02:01:42.000 You will be arrested. 0.99

02:01:43.000 Do not eat that cow poop.

02:01:45.000 No for real, it's a weird thing to me.

02:01:47.000 So I think the bigger issue is whether you give to kids and encourage children and try and hurt children.

02:01:51.000 Yeah, yeah, that's messed up.

02:01:52.000 So there was like a funny thing where there's like libertarians debating whether or not they should be allowed to sell heroin to kids.

02:01:57.000 And I'm like, that's gonna be a hard no from me!

02:01:59.000 I'm gonna go with no, not a libertarian.

02:02:03.000 I first smoked when I was 15, pot.

02:02:05.000 Yeah.

02:02:06.000 And I wish I didn't, because I found out later on in life that the brain doesn't finish fully forming until you're like 23 or something.

02:02:13.000 Between 24 and 28.

02:02:14.000 It varies.

02:02:15.000 Right.

02:02:15.000 24 and 28.

02:02:16.000 So, I mean, I don't know if I'm affected.

02:02:18.000 I don't know if, I mean, I love who I am.

02:02:21.000 Oh, that explains it.

02:02:23.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:02:23.000 Explains everything.

02:02:24.000 That explains it.

02:02:25.000 Yeah.

02:02:26.000 I don't know, but I'm going to talk to my kids about it.

02:02:30.000 I'm going to tell them about these things and let them decide on their own.

02:02:33.000 I'm not going to give it to them.

02:02:35.000 Yeah, I think the bigger issue is do you teach your kids how to be successful, what to fight and strive for, and what to do with their life?

02:02:45.000 Because without purpose, without guidance from good parents, then the only thing they need is dopamine.

02:02:50.000 And so they'll lay on the floor.

02:02:51.000 And they get that from coughing on vegetables.

02:02:53.000 Exactly.

02:02:53.000 And taking videos of it.

02:02:54.000 Exactly.

02:02:55.000 What's your mission, man?

02:02:56.000 To get famous.

02:02:57.000 I was greatly inspired by action movies and superheroes.

02:03:02.000 That's literally it.

02:03:02.000 Everyone wants to be famous.

02:03:04.000 No, no.

02:03:04.000 It's not about being famous.

02:03:05.000 No, no.

02:03:06.000 It is.

02:03:06.000 It's different.

02:03:07.000 They want fame.

02:03:08.000 No, no, no.

02:03:08.000 I don't think so.

02:03:09.000 Some people do.

02:03:10.000 I think so.

02:03:11.000 But my motivations, when I was growing up, I saw how much everyone I grew up watching a lot of anime.

02:03:22.000 And a lot of these stories, like Dragon Ball Z, for instance, is about sacrifice for the greater good, to protect those you love and care about.

02:03:30.000 So my motivations growing up was always about, like, you want to be the hero.

02:03:34.000 That's what people want of you.

02:03:35.000 If you don't instill values like that in your kids, your kids won't have them.

02:03:39.000 And they'll grow up thinking, like, all I want is for people to know my name.

02:03:41.000 And they'll start coughing on vegetables.

02:03:43.000 And spitting in people's faces. 0.94

02:03:44.000 or shooting up their school. These kids need to grow up with some good Dragon Ball Z.

02:03:48.000 I'm telling you what. See, when I was a kid, and I learned the great story of, I'm half kidding.

02:03:52.000 Yeah. No, but I think, you know, the other thing too is skateboarding, for sure. Because there were

02:03:56.000 a lot of, skateboarding has a lot of loose mentors. When you go and skate, you'll meet a lot of people

02:04:01.000 who are slightly older, who will give you advice, will tell you things. And it's like semi-passively.

02:04:06.000 But it's a very kind of like tribal thing, where you are just in this community, and people share ideas, and the older people will explain to you like, oh no, don't do that, because this will happen.

02:04:14.000 And you're like, oh, I didn't know that.

02:04:16.000 And these are people that you're more likely to trust as members of your community.

02:04:20.000 But yeah, you get a bunch of kids without leadership, and they're going to go nuts.

02:04:24.000 Drew Baca says, I'd rather have 9,000 quality fans than a million NPCs.

02:04:29.000 I think it's rad y'all skate and make music.

02:04:30.000 Does your co-host have any music on Spotify?

02:04:33.000 No, but you can go to my YouTube page.

02:04:36.000 It's actually quite old.

02:04:37.000 Or actually, you know what?

02:04:38.000 Go to my Instagram.

02:04:39.000 That's me right there.

02:04:41.000 And I just posted one of my newer songs called Melancholy Hellhound.

02:04:46.000 I actually played it on this 12-string.

02:04:48.000 So for those who are like, the 12-string needs attention, I actually play it in that video.

02:04:53.000 And we are actually setting up all the recording stuff.

02:04:55.000 Not just for music, for general voiceover or sound booth recording, but we're gonna do a bunch of music too.

02:04:59.000 Yeah.

02:05:01.000 Patrick Quenneville says, got here late.

02:05:03.000 Google hydroxychloroquine, please.

02:05:05.000 Lydia.

02:05:06.000 We actually had a story we didn't get to, but actually I'll just pull it up right now.

02:05:09.000 We're going to go a little bit longer, because I do think it's important to show you guys.

02:05:12.000 French study finds anti-malarial and antibiotic combo could reduce COVID-19 duration.

02:05:18.000 So this is the combination of hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin.

02:05:22.000 So this is an antibiotic.

02:05:24.000 My understanding is it's fairly common.

02:05:25.000 When you combine it, somehow it works.

02:05:27.000 Don't ask me.

02:05:28.000 Don't know.

02:05:29.000 But in this study, we can see that the amount of people who were infected dropped dramatically when they were on this for only a few days.

02:05:36.000 That's a huge drop.

02:05:37.000 Huge drop.

02:05:38.000 Dope! 0.99

02:05:38.000 So, that would be huge. 0.99

02:05:40.000 That would be huge.

02:05:41.000 So, you know, check it out.

02:05:43.000 Well, that's really promising.

02:05:44.000 Alright, we are getting absolutely inundated with superchats, and we're trying to sign off here, guys.

02:05:48.000 It's only been the past two hours.

02:05:49.000 No, let's do it.

02:05:50.000 Let's do it.

02:05:51.000 VictorGT says, military is more to contain potential rioting.

02:05:55.000 If we get to that point, you know, the National Guard maybe.

02:05:58.000 Angry Bellspot says, why do you think Western media refuses to acknowledge the existence of the Shanghai Cooperation Organization?

02:06:05.000 Not familiar with what that is.

02:06:06.000 I don't know.

02:06:07.000 RC Nation, thanks for becoming a member.

02:06:09.000 Thank you.

02:06:10.000 Willie says, time flow changes based on proximity to gravity wells.

02:06:15.000 Yes, we just watched the Orville episode where they went inside the black hole, which kind of makes no sense, but they did it, so you know, whatever.

02:06:20.000 It's sci-fi.

02:06:20.000 Well, they have quantum drives, so that explains everything.

02:06:23.000 There you go.

02:06:24.000 Steven Suarez says, how bad do things have to get before I have to off-soy-jesus money to undress?

02:06:30.000 Oh, offer.

02:06:31.000 What?

02:06:31.000 Money to undress.

02:06:32.000 I don't know.

02:06:33.000 Not that bad.

02:06:35.000 Never that bad.

02:06:35.000 If you really want you can go way back in my career and I did Abercrombie & Fitch.

02:06:41.000 They used to do like this magazine that it was like the quarterly I think it was called and we didn't wear any clothes and actually it was me Malin Ackerman and Jamie Dornan we were like together for three or for like nine days and we were basically like a couple B-dub says, Lydia Spank?

02:07:00.000 or truffle. In the shoe? Yeah, in the shoe. Not in real life, no.

02:07:07.000 B-dub says, Lydia Spank? I was naked. There you go. That was the point I was getting to.

02:07:13.000 I mean, you don't see anything, but it's pretty funny.

02:07:17.000 All right.

02:07:17.000 Good chat.

02:07:18.000 B-Dub says Lydia spanked confirmed yep Joshua Zell says check out Andrew

02:07:24.000 Schultz when you have when you have a spare minute he's an amazing comedian

02:07:27.000 and I guarantee he will make you and the team fall out of your seats laughing he

02:07:30.000 made me find humor in life again cool the domestic engineer says like China 0.98

02:07:35.000 uncensored says call it the CCP coronavirus I agree.

02:07:38.000 Call it the CCP.

02:07:40.000 Be well.

02:07:41.000 Be well, guys.

02:07:42.000 The Xi Jinping Plague.

02:07:44.000 The Xi Jinping Plague.

02:07:46.000 Some people are calling it the Xi Jinping Plague.

02:07:49.000 Every three days, it's got a new name.

02:07:51.000 Yeah, that's a good one.

02:07:52.000 That one needs to stick.

02:07:54.000 CCP virus is what I've been calling it.

02:07:56.000 Yeah, me too.

02:07:57.000 CCP.

02:07:57.000 Brandon Lynn says, Tim, I'm a veteran of the U.S.

02:07:59.000 Marines and my grandmother is very upset that Donald Trump keeps saying Chinese virus, China can't be trusted.

02:08:05.000 She's upset that he's saying it? 1.00

02:08:06.000 Chinese asshole. 1.00

02:08:07.000 Elizabeth, did you just swear on the family show? 1.00

02:08:11.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

02:08:12.000 Elizabeth Cyrus says, I pay my kid's allowance that way, but I make him pay taxes by putting 25% into his savings.

02:08:20.000 He can take loans out on it with an additional 10% interest.

02:08:22.000 It's working great.

02:08:23.000 I dig it.

02:08:24.000 James, oh man, where are we at now?

02:08:28.000 Well, let me explain it very simply, because in the United States, that doesn't happen for the most part.

02:08:39.000 Though we do experience a lot of deaths from flu, the complication rate is extremely low, about less than a percent.

02:08:45.000 The death rate for flu is actually 0.1%, and I've had to read all of this stuff over and over again, it's why I know it.

02:08:50.000 Yeah.

02:08:50.000 So what ends up happening is, just like in 1918 with the Spanish flu, it's novel, meaning there is no immunity to it, so everyone will get it.

02:08:57.000 Whereas with the flu, we have bad flu seasons that go all year round, but typically spike at the end of summer into the winter.

02:09:03.000 So starting the tracking around October, we do see a lot of people getting the flu.

02:09:07.000 However, because there are limited complications, people typically just stay home and deal with it, though some people die.

02:09:13.000 Right now, a lot of people are comparing the coronavirus to diseases outside of the US, like tuberculosis and the flu and pneumonia, which of course, in third world countries, are killing a lot of people.

02:09:21.000 The scary thing is that in Italy, 675 people died in one day, and the day before that was 475.

02:09:27.000 So we are seeing a lot of people exponentially getting sick and dying faster and faster, and if we do nothing, in one year, we'll look back and say, wow, this really was a lot worse than the flu, if only we did something sooner.

02:09:37.000 And the problem is, humans are cursed with this Poor hindsight, to where if we actually stop the virus, guess what happens?

02:09:45.000 We then say, it didn't even happen, who cares?

02:09:48.000 That's the coronavirus.

02:09:49.000 Take a deep breath.

02:09:50.000 That was intense.

02:09:51.000 There you go.

02:09:51.000 Man, you nailed it though.

02:09:52.000 Yeah, man. 0.88

02:09:53.000 Killed it. 0.93

02:09:54.000 I'm so happy I didn't have to say any of that.

02:09:56.000 So look, I saw, you know, we did the thing about tuberculosis.

02:10:01.000 It's like, but a million people died last year of tuberculosis.

02:10:03.000 Yeah, we had 9,000 tuberculosis cases in the U.S.

02:10:06.000 in 2018.

02:10:09.000 The coronavirus is already over... What do we have now in the U.S.?

02:10:13.000 16,000 or something?

02:10:15.000 I want to say 16,000.

02:10:15.000 In the U.S.?

02:10:16.000 That does sound right.

02:10:18.000 It's exponentially increasing.

02:10:20.000 What people don't understand... Yeah, so let's see.

02:10:23.000 As of the 20th, we're just shy.

02:10:24.000 We're at 14,000-something.

02:10:26.000 What people don't understand is that it's a novel virus.

02:10:30.000 It means new.

02:10:31.000 Everyone will get it.

02:10:32.000 Not everyone will die, but the mortality rate is between 1% and 3%.

02:10:36.000 We have no immunity.

02:10:37.000 Globally, it's 3.7, and the Spanish flu was 2.5% mortality.

02:10:42.000 The Spanish flu was novel, so almost everyone ended up getting it, and it killed a ton of people.

02:10:48.000 So the issue is, it's crazy that right now people are saying, it hasn't killed that many people yet, why should we be worried about it?

02:10:55.000 It's like, okay, should we wait until a million are dead and then start worrying about it?

02:10:58.000 Because then you can't contain it at all.

02:11:01.000 But actually, you brought up an interesting point earlier.

02:11:03.000 Old people are the most likely to die, so of course the old people in government are the ones panicking about it. 0.96

02:11:08.000 But there we go.

02:11:08.000 Exactly.

02:11:10.000 Eggman, thanks for becoming a member.

02:11:11.000 Thank you.

02:11:12.000 The Unrefined says, Unban anime.

02:11:14.000 Yes.

02:11:15.000 Post Talk says, Goku or Vegeta?

02:11:17.000 Eh, I can't pick.

02:11:17.000 They've both got their good and bad things about them.

02:11:19.000 Goku's too dumb. 0.98

02:11:20.000 Vegeta's too angry. 0.99

02:11:23.000 Gerald Darden says, I told my seven-year-old son all the bad words so he knew what not to say and appreciated not getting in trouble for repeating what he had learned at school.

02:11:30.000 There you go.

02:11:31.000 Drunk Shovel says, I'm a historical re-enactor, and we have a lot of kinda unofficial mentors, too.

02:11:31.000 Interesting.

02:11:31.000 Nice.

02:11:36.000 Helps the young guys grow up a little, for sure.

02:11:38.000 Interesting.

02:11:38.000 That's cool.

02:11:39.000 John Doe, thanks for becoming a member.

02:11:40.000 Thank you.

02:11:41.000 Zappi says, you know Time Infographics put out a video about if Russia and China could invade US.

02:11:48.000 I am not really worried about a war with either of them, but it obviously wouldn't be a good thing.

02:11:51.000 Agreed.

02:11:52.000 We have a gun behind every blade of grass in this country, as the saying goes.

02:11:56.000 Crash said, should be allowed to do what you want.

02:11:58.000 Then I shouldn't have to pay for your medical bills, for aid meds, and lung transplants.

02:12:03.000 I completely agree.

02:12:04.000 I also agree.

02:12:06.000 That's why I'm not a fan of mandated universal health care.

02:12:10.000 Public option is fine by me, but what Bernie is saying within four years, you would not be legally allowed to buy private insurance.

02:12:17.000 Not interested.

02:12:18.000 I'm not paying for you guys to eat donuts and ho-hos all day. 1.00

02:12:18.000 No, that doesn't make sense. 1.00

02:12:21.000 Mm-hmm.

02:12:22.000 Oh man, we're getting too many.

02:12:23.000 There we go.

02:12:25.000 Wolfalt D. Leon says, have you seen Arrest Warrant for Ellen DeGeneres, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks, Jimmy Kimmel?

02:12:30.000 Think it's real?

02:12:31.000 They all made weird vids on Twitter.

02:12:32.000 I don't think it's real, man.

02:12:33.000 No.

02:12:34.000 If it happens, we'll talk about it, but eh.

02:12:36.000 Lambda says, Doom Eternal released today.

02:12:38.000 Oh, we know it.

02:12:39.000 I was playing earlier.

02:12:41.000 I was playing last night.

02:12:42.000 I'll be playing tonight.

02:12:43.000 Benito Martinez says, figured I would help out.

02:12:45.000 Keep up the great work.

02:12:46.000 Thank you very much.

02:12:47.000 Bimmer and Fjeld Hill, thanks for coming to members.

02:12:50.000 Thank you.

02:12:51.000 KC Mac says, hey Tim, love the podcast.

02:12:53.000 Learn new things each day.

02:12:54.000 Keep up the good work.

02:12:55.000 Also, check out the anime Black Clover if you have time.

02:12:57.000 I have.

02:12:58.000 That show is awesome.

02:13:00.000 Real Everyday says, LA Times is reporting LA County gives up on containing the coronavirus,

02:13:04.000 tells doctors to skip testing of some patients.

02:13:06.000 We pulled that one up.

02:13:07.000 We talked about it.

02:13:08.000 It's crazy.

02:13:09.000 L says.

02:13:11.000 Paladin Chang is his YouTube channel.

02:13:14.000 The OG who called said the famous don't trust China line.

02:13:18.000 Ah, that's right. 1.00

02:13:19.000 China is asshole. 1.00

02:13:20.000 Hey, you can't say that word. 1.00

02:13:21.000 I didn't say whole.

02:13:22.000 I've been told.

02:13:23.000 I separated it.

02:13:23.000 You said the A word.

02:13:25.000 Oh, well, you know what?

02:13:27.000 We're doing the meme, so it's okay this time.

02:13:29.000 Too many to go.

02:13:29.000 That was me.

02:13:30.000 So we have to not put the explicit thing on iTunes.

02:13:32.000 We have to like flag the video.

02:13:33.000 I'm for real.

02:13:34.000 Great.

02:13:35.000 We'll go in and bleep it.

02:13:37.000 All you on that live stream, you get the uncensored.

02:13:39.000 We'll fix it in post.

02:13:40.000 No, we're doing Super Chats.

02:13:41.000 That's true.

02:13:42.000 It's not going to be in a clip.

02:13:42.000 It's fine.

02:13:43.000 There you go.

02:13:45.000 Brandon Lynn says, she is mad Trump keeps calling a China virus and doesn't realize how bad China is and I'm a veteran and China's bad.

02:13:50.000 China's real bad. 0.99

02:13:52.000 Eggman says, why is Greta Thunberg so quiet about this now?

02:13:55.000 You would think she would be happy with how much pollution is being cut down across the world.

02:13:58.000 I mean, that was her solution.

02:13:59.000 It is interesting that she's not in the spotlight anymore.

02:14:03.000 I had nothing to say about that.

02:14:05.000 I did see one post from her yesterday saying, like, if you agree with me, make a sign and do a post and whatever, and it's like the only thing in the past few weeks.

02:14:15.000 Catherine Scully says, in this time of crisis, we need to come together.

02:14:19.000 Metaphorically speaking, of course, remember to social distance.

02:14:21.000 Absolutely.

02:14:22.000 Yeah.

02:14:23.000 Let's see.

02:14:23.000 Bart, thanks for the super chat.

02:14:25.000 Sheila says, hey all, I'm a trucker and a conservative driving and listening.

02:14:28.000 I enjoy the different perspectives.

02:14:29.000 Keep up the good work.

02:14:31.000 Appreciate it.

02:14:31.000 Thank you.

02:14:32.000 Angry Bellsprout says, SEO basically Asia-NATO.

02:14:35.000 Economic block.

02:14:36.000 Look it up.

02:14:37.000 Oh, yes, will do.

02:14:39.000 Eldarth says, Jen sirs cough on me and I'm pressing attempted murder charges.

02:14:45.000 Yeah.

02:14:46.000 Chisholm says, as a kid I was inspired by the Ghostbusters and my grandfather who served in the RCAF during World War II.

02:14:53.000 I knew I wanted to go help people since I was a kid, so I chose to become a paramedic.

02:14:56.000 Cool, awesome choice.

02:14:57.000 Nice, nice.

02:14:59.000 Well.

02:14:59.000 Well, I'm gonna go play Doom Eternal.

02:15:01.000 We're gonna wrap this up.

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02:15:41.000 That's how it works.

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02:16:08.000 With that being said, I'm gonna grab these last two Super Chats and we're gonna sign off.

02:16:11.000 Right.

02:16:11.000 Bart says, no, but you compare Italy, that is like one state, with a country that is like whole Europe.

02:16:18.000 Some of those models are like high school naive.

02:16:20.000 Yeah, we were talking about that.

02:16:21.000 We talked about that.

02:16:21.000 Yeah, like, so Italy- The comparison doesn't make sense.

02:16:24.000 Yeah, a lot of the countries in Europe are very dense relative to the states in the United States.

02:16:29.000 True, but they're also very tiny.

02:16:31.000 But they're relatively small.

02:16:32.000 Yeah, very small.

02:16:33.000 And I've met a lot of people in Europe who do the same thing in the other direction.

02:16:36.000 Assuming their country is the same size as America, because America is one country.

02:16:39.000 Yeah.

02:16:40.000 That's crazy.

02:16:40.000 Or that all Americans are the same.

02:16:42.000 And I say, OK, so every European is the same? 0.88

02:16:45.000 And they're like, whoa, no, we've got different countries.

02:16:47.000 I'm like, yeah, America, Europe, it's like the same thing.

02:16:51.000 Well, so Spider Chan says, post that grant please.

02:16:55.000 We'll figure it out.

02:16:56.000 It might go up on Instagram.

02:16:57.000 We'll find it and then people can share it because, you know, maybe it'll help.

02:17:00.000 Nelly says, what do you think about the trucking industry during this pandemic?

02:17:03.000 I'm a driver for a major carrier delivering groceries to Los Angeles next week.

02:17:07.000 Frontline.

02:17:08.000 You guys are heroes.

02:17:09.000 Yep.

02:17:10.000 These are the jobs that we realize how much they matter more than anything else.

02:17:12.000 Yeah, the true infrastructure of keeping us alive.

02:17:16.000 If there were no truckers, we'd have no food.

02:17:18.000 Cities would collapse.

02:17:19.000 People don't even realize it.

02:17:20.000 The truckers are amazing.

02:17:21.000 Alright, we're gonna get out of here.

02:17:22.000 Thanks for hanging out, everybody.

02:17:23.000 We'll be back Monday at 8 p.m.

02:17:25.000 Have a great weekend, everybody.

02:17:26.000 Follow us.

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02:17:27.000 See ya.

Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - March 21, 2020

TimcastIRL #31 - "Hell Is Coming" Says Media Outlet, Media BEGGING For National Lockdown

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