Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - TimcastIRL - Celebrities Are Going INSANE Due To Social Isolation And Its Hilarious

00:00:00.000 What's going on everybody?

00:00:14.000 Welcome to the show.

00:00:15.000 I am Tim.

00:00:16.000 And I'm Adam.

00:00:17.000 That's Adam.

00:00:18.000 What up, everybody?

00:00:18.000 And we do have the great Lydia of Whiterun, who's invisible.

00:00:21.000 I am carrying things over here.

00:00:22.000 Yes, she can't be seen.

00:00:23.000 But she's here.

00:00:23.000 You can't see her, but she's really here.

00:00:26.000 But we can fast travel so long as she's here carrying our stuff.

00:00:28.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:00:28.000 Man, funny video game jokes, right?

00:00:30.000 So, actually, I have some news before we jump into the show.

00:00:35.000 Ragging on celebrities for being insane.

00:00:38.000 I mean, I'll mention this first.

00:00:40.000 Celebrities are insane.

00:00:41.000 Yes, they are.

00:00:42.000 We just really get to see it now.

00:00:43.000 It's coming out.

00:00:45.000 So, anyway, there's some good news.

00:00:47.000 They don't have anyone checking them.

00:00:49.000 We have good news.

00:00:50.000 That didn't work.

00:00:51.000 Which is not so great news, but still kind of good news.

00:00:55.000 So, anyway, we're on iTunes now.

00:00:56.000 This is really good.

00:00:57.000 Yes!

00:00:59.000 The podcast after it's live, you can go on iTunes, you can get it free of charge.

00:01:03.000 But then we realized if we're going to try and get this hosted on either other platform, it doesn't make sense to like gate it through membership.

00:01:08.000 So if you want to support the channel, you can still join, become a member, but we're going to post the unlisted full stream for free for everybody in the community section.

00:01:16.000 And my apologies to everybody if you joined because you were hoping to get like premium access, but we decided

00:01:22.000 It just I don't know. I just felt like it didn't make sense And we've had so many people hitting us up saying please

00:01:28.000 get on itunes and spotify. Yeah and google so I was like There's no way we can gate that

00:01:33.000 It's like, it's on iTunes.

00:01:34.000 It's free.

00:01:34.000 Right.

00:01:34.000 So then I was like, whatever, man.

00:01:36.000 We'll just, you know, we really do rely on the super chats.

00:01:38.000 It really does help sustain the show.

00:01:40.000 And if you like it, hop in the super chat because we are going to be ragging hard on celebrities. 0.68

00:01:44.000 We got a couple celebrity stories.

00:01:46.000 It's pretty fun.

00:01:47.000 So the stories for today, just to give you a quick rundown for those that are just tuning in, we got Ryan Reynolds mocking celebrities and Ryan Reynolds is a national treasure, even though he's Canadian.

00:01:54.000 He's ours.

00:01:55.000 He's ours now.

00:01:57.000 And BuzzFeed actually put together a list of 19 celebrities that have done ridiculous out-of-touch stuff, and it's really funny.

00:02:05.000 Here's the best part.

00:02:06.000 Britney Spears has gone communist.

00:02:07.000 That is pretty funny.

00:02:08.000 For real, yeah.

00:02:09.000 Yeah, she's calling for wealth redistribution and a general strike. 1.00

00:02:12.000 And it's... what?

00:02:13.000 Of all the people, okay.

00:02:15.000 All right, Comrade.

00:02:16.000 Comrade Brittany.

00:02:16.000 Okay.

00:02:17.000 And then we got a couple other science-y, you know, fun and sad stories.

00:02:20.000 Interestingly, the draft is back on the table for women, which we know where that one goes. 1.00

00:02:24.000 And then we have a couple cool stories.

00:02:28.000 The Root of Evolution.

00:02:30.000 The true origin of animals on the planet.

00:02:32.000 We got a story about, it's this weird worm that we all derive from, I guess, but also the Wonder Chicken.

00:02:41.000 The root of all chickens.

00:02:43.000 The great ancestor of chickens.

00:02:45.000 And how they became pathetic little funny things.

00:02:47.000 Whatever.

00:02:48.000 But I got some bad news, too.

00:02:49.000 NASA has suspended its moon shuttle.

00:02:53.000 Rocket.

00:02:53.000 No!

00:02:54.000 You know why?

00:02:55.000 Why?

00:02:56.000 Coronavirus?

00:02:56.000 Coronavirus.

00:02:57.000 Dang it!

00:02:58.000 Now I'm angry you've made it personal, COVID!

00:03:01.000 But for the time being, if you want to ask questions, we're going to jump into the first segment.

00:03:06.000 Oh, I'm so happy.

00:03:07.000 I want to make fun of celebrities.

00:03:08.000 I hate these people.

00:03:09.000 And Ryan Reynolds does such a wonderful job of making fun of them with us.

00:03:14.000 It's great.

00:03:15.000 So first, from the Washington Examiner, Ryan Reynolds mocks celebrities for coronavirus messages.

00:03:21.000 Quote, I think we all know that it's the celebrities that we count on most.

00:03:25.000 I don't, so I gotta take it back, I don't hate all celebrities, right?

00:03:28.000 I'm being a little, I'm exaggerating a little bit.

00:03:31.000 Because Ryan Reynolds is a celebrity and he's one of the best.

00:03:34.000 For reasons like this, dragging down these narcissistic, arrogant elitists who think they're better than you.

00:03:40.000 And they know it!

00:03:42.000 To quote Globo Jim.

00:03:44.000 Yeah, you remember that, right?

00:03:45.000 From Dodgeball?

00:03:46.000 No.

00:03:47.000 Ben Stiller's character was like, here at Globo Jim, we're better than you!

00:03:50.000 And we know it!

00:03:51.000 That's why I think whenever I see any one of these celebrities post their stupid messages... We relate to you. 0.93

00:03:59.000 No, it's like they think they're better than you.

00:04:02.000 And look, I'm not trying to imply that celebrities are literally sitting there like smoking cigars going like, hmm, what a bunch of morons.

00:04:09.000 But they're actually like, you know, they think of... Here's how I feel.

00:04:13.000 These celebrities view the rest of people as moronic children, like dumb kids.

00:04:19.000 And so they're like, wouldn't it be so cool?

00:04:21.000 Everyone would love it if we all sang together and did the celebrity thing.

00:04:24.000 And so we did rag on them for singing that cursed song, the cursed version of Imagine.

00:04:29.000 I still haven't heard it.

00:04:31.000 No, you don't want to.

00:04:32.000 I haven't done it.

00:04:34.000 My ears are precious to me.

00:04:36.000 Dude, you know what's really crazy is that the coronavirus has really exposed how these people are talentless.

00:04:43.000 Maybe talentless is the wrong word, but they really do rely on these big machines to make them special.

00:04:49.000 Seem better than they are.

00:04:51.000 Because think about someone like Ryan Reynolds.

00:04:53.000 He shines.

00:04:54.000 He did that commercial with the Peloton woman.

00:04:57.000 You see that one?

00:04:58.000 No.

00:04:59.000 So do you know the Peloton commercial thing that went viral?

00:05:01.000 No, I don't know what this is.

00:05:01.000 It was this cursed commercial where this woman comes home and her husband buys her the Peloton bike, which is an exercise bicycle with the iPad in it, basically.

00:05:11.000 That's all it is.

00:05:12.000 Sure.

00:05:13.000 And it was this really awful commercial.

00:05:15.000 So it goes viral with everyone ragging on it.

00:05:16.000 Ryan Reynolds immediately calls up her agent or whatever and says, I wanted to do a commercial for my gin company and the commercial was just slowly zooming up from her face with this look on her face where she's like, kind of just like, because she's being ragged on.

00:05:31.000 And her friends are like, you're safe here.

00:05:33.000 And then she like chugs her gin and tonic or whatever.

00:05:36.000 And then the other woman was like, OK, and she slides her over another one. 1.00

00:05:40.000 So like Ryan Reynolds, this dude's a legit genius.

00:05:43.000 I don't use the word genius to mean he's a mathematical whiz or a scientist.

00:05:48.000 No, he's like an expert in his craft.

00:05:50.000 He's funny, charismatic.

00:05:51.000 Yeah, he really is.

00:05:52.000 So he nails it.

00:05:53.000 But then you can look at a lot of these other people, and they really have no idea what they're doing.

00:05:58.000 Case in point is, you gotta see this video, man.

00:06:00.000 I think this is it.

00:06:02.000 I'm not trying to be mean, but Trevor Noah trying to do his show.

00:06:07.000 So this is, like Stephen Colbert did this.

00:06:10.000 Okay.

00:06:10.000 They're doing these... Yeah, from home.

00:06:12.000 From home videos.

00:06:13.000 Colbert was in his tub.

00:06:15.000 He was in his tub?

00:06:15.000 He was in his bathtub.

00:06:16.000 Was he really?

00:06:17.000 No, he was wearing a full suit though.

00:06:19.000 That's kind of funny.

00:06:21.000 Bubbles and everything.

00:06:23.000 That I appreciate.

00:06:24.000 Yeah, that's funny.

00:06:24.000 It was pretty funny.

00:06:25.000 But one of the things that he did is, like, in his backyard, he does this, like, sitting by the fire pit.

00:06:30.000 Oh, okay.

00:06:31.000 And it's just like, wow, man, you start to see how they really don't have anything to them.

00:06:36.000 Ah, the X Factor, if you will.

00:06:38.000 Yeah, you know what's crazy is I'm a YouTuber.

00:06:42.000 Okay.

00:06:42.000 You know I sit around and I rant at the camera on YouTube.

00:06:45.000 You are now a YouTuber, podcaster.

00:06:47.000 I am a YouTuber now.

00:06:48.000 I didn't even think about that.

00:06:50.000 But think about... Hey, I'm a YouTuber.

00:06:52.000 But think about this, think about like... I made it in life.

00:06:55.000 Yes, he has.

00:06:55.000 Think about how people are watching us and we do this routinely and you can see the set we have, we've put work into it.

00:07:04.000 Once they lose access to the machine, the network, like Trevor Noah is just sitting in front of his shelf that he didn't even, like what did he do?

00:07:13.000 What shelf is this?

00:07:15.000 Are those cabinets?

00:07:16.000 It really feels like they have no idea what to do.

00:07:19.000 But look at those quality coffee table books.

00:07:22.000 Man, wow.

00:07:24.000 So impressive.

00:07:25.000 What is this?

00:07:26.000 I don't know.

00:07:26.000 I see Peter Lindbergh.

00:07:28.000 Wild, beautiful places.

00:07:30.000 He's so classy with his coffee table books.

00:07:33.000 I like his flowers.

00:07:34.000 They are actually quite nice.

00:07:37.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:07:39.000 They're pretty.

00:07:40.000 I like flowers.

00:07:41.000 It's just, it's really amazing for me to see that, you know, I worked for a big studio.

00:07:46.000 I worked for a big, you know, network.

00:07:48.000 Yeah.

00:07:48.000 And I'm capable of making a regular video in my house and making it look well.

00:07:52.000 Like, making it look good.

00:07:53.000 I'm gonna have to see some proof.

00:07:56.000 Of like, what, my YouTube videos?

00:07:57.000 Yeah, no.

00:07:58.000 Make a video, you know, out in the house, not in your studio.

00:08:02.000 Well, I made tons of them, dude.

00:08:03.000 I made a bunch of documentaries.

00:08:05.000 I've been shortlisted for a bunch of awards.

00:08:07.000 Yeah, man.

00:08:08.000 I used to do full-length documentary stuff, and then when I would need to do... So I've been pitching to all these big companies, like, you need to hybridize.

00:08:15.000 You need to be able to produce on-the-fly-at-home home studios.

00:08:17.000 Look what they're doing.

00:08:18.000 It's like, once they lose access to the studio, it's like, so Donald Trump said... Yeah.

00:08:26.000 And then everyone's like, okay.

00:08:27.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:08:28.000 Like, no teleprompter.

00:08:29.000 What's going on?

00:08:30.000 No teleprompter, no laugh track, and it's all just empty.

00:08:33.000 It's Joe Biden all over again.

00:08:37.000 Tell me what to say.

00:08:38.000 Tell me what to say.

00:08:39.000 So anyway, here's what Ryan Reynolds said.

00:08:43.000 Actually, I wonder if I can play the video.

00:08:45.000 Is it going to work if I play it?

00:08:47.000 Pop it out.

00:08:48.000 Well, thank you, Prime Minister Trudeau.

00:08:51.000 We need to work together to flatten the curve and fight off COVID-19.

00:08:55.000 I think in times of crisis, I think we all know that it's the celebrities that we count on most.

00:09:02.000 They're the ones who are going to get us through this.

00:09:06.000 Right after healthcare workers, of course.

00:09:08.000 First responders.

00:09:11.000 People who work in essential services.

00:09:13.000 Ping pong players.

00:09:15.000 Mannequins.

00:09:18.000 Childhood imaginary friends?

00:09:20.000 Sure.

00:09:21.000 Like 400 other types of people.

00:09:23.000 Look, stay at home.

00:09:25.000 Practice social distancing.

00:09:27.000 Wash your hands. 0.95

00:09:28.000 We are gonna get through this thing.

00:09:30.000 We're gonna get through this thing together.

00:09:31.000 And I'd like to nominate these three great Canadians to spread the word.

00:09:34.000 Mr. Stephen Page, Constable Terry Reynolds of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and Mr. Seth Rogen of the Point Grey Rogans.

00:09:46.000 Point Gray Rogan.

00:09:47.000 What does that mean?

00:09:48.000 So that was that was funny.

00:09:49.000 Anyway, you know, it was great.

00:09:50.000 And I love that he's doing a take on these people because now we're going to jump into BuzzFeed.

00:09:54.000 I love BuzzFeed.

00:09:56.000 I mean, that's facetiously the 19 most tone deaf thing celebrities have said or done about coronavirus.

00:10:03.000 If I see another celebrity complaining about quarantining in their huge mansion one more time, I swear to God, Matt, I completely agree.

00:10:10.000 The guy who wrote the list ago or compiled it.

00:10:13.000 Yeah.

00:10:13.000 And so I started I started reading the list.

00:10:15.000 I had to stop.

00:10:16.000 Because it was so funny.

00:10:17.000 Yeah.

00:10:18.000 So I don't know what we're gonna see in this list of out-of-touch insane celebrities, but let's just jump into it.

00:10:25.000 Oh, Jamie Dornan.

00:10:26.000 I've worked with him before.

00:10:28.000 Who's that?

00:10:29.000 Where?

00:10:29.000 He's the guy from Fifty Shades of Grey.

00:10:32.000 Oh, right.

00:10:33.000 Why was he somebody?

00:10:34.000 Oh, that's right.

00:10:35.000 He was singing that song.

00:10:37.000 Gal Gadot and a bunch of very rich people sang Imagine from their very rich houses.

00:10:42.000 We did talk about that, right?

00:10:43.000 We don't need to play that.

00:10:44.000 No, definitely not.

00:10:45.000 I treasure my ears.

00:10:47.000 The celebrity singing Imagine to us poor common folk during a pandemic.

00:10:52.000 Vanessa Hudgens made a really stupid video where she asked why the coronavirus is such a big deal.

00:10:56.000 Who's that?

00:10:57.000 I don't know.

00:10:57.000 Who is she?

00:10:58.000 She was a child star, which probably explains some of her weirdness. 0.64

00:11:03.000 Well, there you go.

00:11:04.000 I love this one.

00:11:05.000 Take this out.

00:11:06.000 So first, I think Sia is great.

00:11:08.000 I like her music.

00:11:09.000 I think she's one of the best singers alive right now.

00:11:12.000 She's incredible.

00:11:13.000 Sia posted this dumb, confusing drawing that means literally I have no idea.

00:11:17.000 She scratched out Vir and it says us.

00:11:20.000 Look at this tweet.

00:11:20.000 I love this.

00:11:21.000 It's finally over guys.

00:11:22.000 We can come out now.

00:11:24.000 I love it.

00:11:26.000 Thank you very much, Korn.

00:11:28.000 I love it. It's great. We're cured. I like the corn one.

00:11:34.000 All right, here we go.

00:11:35.000 Oh, what is this dude? That just ruined my day.

00:11:37.000 What? Why? She's Botoxed out of existence. Wow, she really is. 0.99

00:11:41.000 What happened to her? She's peering out of the squint of your eye.

00:11:43.000 Madonna called the coronavirus the great equalizer from a bathtub sprinkled with rose petals.

00:11:48.000 What is going on? I feel so understood.

00:11:50.000 I feel so understood.

00:11:50.000 That's terrible.

00:11:51.000 Oh my gosh.

00:11:54.000 I don't even recognize who that is.

00:11:55.000 If you didn't say it was Madonna, I would not have been able to tell you that was Madonna.

00:11:59.000 I don't know what happened to her.

00:12:00.000 Do you have any rich friends?

00:12:01.000 Did you grow up with some rich friends?

00:12:03.000 Yeah, I know you.

00:12:04.000 Me?

00:12:04.000 Oh, come on.

00:12:05.000 But I'm talking about growing up.

00:12:06.000 Did you grow up with people who were just completely out of touch?

00:12:09.000 I'm from the south side of Chicago.

00:12:09.000 Not at all.

00:12:10.000 I knew nobody.

00:12:12.000 But I met some people, you know, around the time of like Occupy Wall Street and they just don't get it.

00:12:19.000 It's this.

00:12:20.000 It's them being like, have the maid do it. 1.00

00:12:22.000 You know what I mean?

00:12:22.000 Just like being so out of touch.

00:12:24.000 No, those people always annoyed me.

00:12:26.000 I feel bad for them.

00:12:27.000 You kind of get the vibe around those kind of people.

00:12:29.000 And I don't like the vibe that they send off, you know, like let other people do it.

00:12:33.000 I don't like that.

00:12:34.000 I like to do my own thing.

00:12:35.000 I like to handle my own business, you know, take care of my own stuff.

00:12:39.000 It's not so much about being responsible for yourself, it's about they're so out of touch, they think you could hire maids.

00:12:46.000 It's like, why don't you just hire maids? 1.00

00:12:47.000 It's like, because that costs a lot of money?

00:12:49.000 Yeah, because it's expensive.

00:12:51.000 Or actually, it's like, why don't you hire maids?

00:12:53.000 But I'm actually a house cleaner, that's what I do for a living.

00:12:55.000 Like, they don't understand.

00:12:56.000 I am the maid.

00:12:57.000 There's actually a really funny comment.

00:13:01.000 I don't, I don't, who is this from?

00:13:02.000 Is this, uh, was it Colin, uh, Noir?

00:13:05.000 Is that his name?

00:13:05.000 The gun retic?

00:13:06.000 Collian Noir.

00:13:06.000 Collian.

00:13:07.000 Yeah.

00:13:07.000 And he said, I think it was him who said this, that the, uh, the gun control arguments are the equivalent of, like, saying have the maid do it.

00:13:15.000 Or the self-defense equivalent of saying have the maid do it. 1.00

00:13:17.000 People who live in, like, cities with access to resources and police departments, things that, you know, rural folk don't have. 0.99

00:13:23.000 Yeah.

00:13:23.000 You end up, well, so I don't, I don't want to go off on a tangent, but Looking at the stuff of, like, Madonna, calling it the Great Equalizer, when she's so far removed from reality and has no idea what regular people deal with, but this is what's scary.

00:13:37.000 These people with tons of money think they know, and then they go out and invest and spend that money on politics to make things happen that have no real bearing on, like, regular people.

00:13:46.000 I'm pretty sure I saw a tweet that Madonna actually did some music video in her house with just a phone.

00:14:00.000 Someone was recording her with some sort of light and she was just singing She's lost it.

00:14:05.000 And I just...

00:14:06.000 So cringe.

00:14:07.000 I just quickly scrolled right past.

00:14:09.000 I was like, no.

00:14:10.000 Can't do it.

00:14:11.000 No, no, no.

00:14:12.000 So, remember what I was saying about, like, child actors?

00:14:16.000 Yeah.

00:14:17.000 So, you know, for those that may have missed it, basically the point I made, when you're

00:14:20.000 a little kid and everyone in the world is telling you you're the best and you're famous

00:14:25.000 and you're a star and they love you, it feels like that's normal.

00:14:28.000 And when you start from that position, as you grow up, you're trying to improve and do better, but you can't do better than world famous as one of these child actors or actresses.

00:14:37.000 For musicians, yeah.

00:14:38.000 Right, right, right.

00:14:40.000 The same thing is true for people who get famous at any point.

00:14:43.000 Let's say, you know, Madonna was famous at a young age.

00:14:45.000 Now she's getting older, and it's literally impossible for her to improve her standing because she's Madonna. 1.00

00:14:51.000 But she's also losing her appeal in a lot of different ways. 0.75

00:14:53.000 And I don't just mean her looks, like she, you know, injected her face full of Botox or whatever, which is kind of weird.

00:14:58.000 But it's also that she's just not a relevant singer, her music isn't relevant, her personality isn't.

00:15:02.000 And so now they're struggling And they go crazy.

00:15:04.000 They start trying to do whatever they can.

00:15:07.000 You know, throwing bongs out windows or starting fires in driveways.

00:15:10.000 Where did that happen?

00:15:11.000 That was Amanda Bynes.

00:15:12.000 Oh.

00:15:12.000 Yeah.

00:15:13.000 She was like in her twenties. 0.76

00:15:15.000 So I don't know the full story.

00:15:16.000 You know, the media loves to spin things, but apparently she threw a bong out the window in Times Square. 1.00

00:15:21.000 Something like that.

00:15:22.000 I don't know.

00:15:22.000 Could have heard somebody.

00:15:23.000 And then she got arrested for setting a fire in her neighbor's driveway, I guess.

00:15:26.000 I don't know if that's all true because you know how the media likes to play games.

00:15:29.000 Oh yeah.

00:15:30.000 She was committed for a while, wasn't she?

00:15:31.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:15:32.000 I don't know.

00:15:32.000 Amanda Banzos?

00:15:33.000 Yeah.

00:15:34.000 Too bad.

00:15:35.000 You also need to be careful because you never know who's litigious. 1.00

00:15:38.000 Yeah.

00:15:38.000 Here we go.

00:15:39.000 Lionel Richie said he wants to make a new We Are The World for COVID-19 because it's exactly what we need right now.

00:15:44.000 Let's not do that.

00:15:46.000 My gosh.

00:15:47.000 No, no, no.

00:15:48.000 Oh, here we go.

00:15:48.000 We got uh, Jennifer Lopez continuously makes us feel poor by posting videos in her parasite-like home.

00:15:54.000 We can't go out to any restaurants or anything, but the service and entertainment here is pretty good.

00:15:59.000 Well, I can't really be mad at her for- I mean, it's her kid bringing her some drinks.

00:16:04.000 Like, that's kind of cute.

00:16:06.000 Yeah.

00:16:07.000 And just because she's rich, like, she's not, like, trying to pander to anybody.

00:16:11.000 She's just making a little gag video from her house, so. 1.00

00:16:13.000 Yeah.

00:16:13.000 I'll give her a pass on that one.

00:16:14.000 It's not so bad.

00:16:15.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:16:16.000 And look, it's ridiculously large and... Wow.

00:16:19.000 Cheesy pizza.

00:16:21.000 Yeah.

00:16:22.000 Okay.

00:16:22.000 I mean, okay.

00:16:23.000 I'm mad now.

00:16:23.000 Here we go.

00:16:24.000 Don't be jealous.

00:16:25.000 I love our backyard.

00:16:26.000 We got a pretty dope backyard.

00:16:27.000 What is this?

00:16:28.000 Oh, no.

00:16:29.000 Priyanka Chopra clapped from a balcony at her huge empty yard.

00:16:33.000 What is she clapping at?

00:16:34.000 I don't know, but we're going to play it.

00:16:35.000 We're going to find out what she did.

00:16:36.000 It's got almost 2 million views.

00:16:41.000 She's clapping for the people around the world.

00:16:43.000 What?

00:16:44.000 This is weird.

00:16:44.000 It says, people around the world have shown their appreciation for the doctors, nurses, and first responders.

00:16:49.000 So she's clapping for all the real heroes out there, but to her backyard.

00:16:55.000 This is the point I was making.

00:16:56.000 Not to the camera.

00:16:57.000 Talking to, like, anyone who's actually a hero that's watching.

00:17:01.000 This is the point I was making.

00:17:02.000 You take away their team, and then they're hollow shells.

00:17:06.000 Dude, there was this really viral video from like 10 years ago where they were like, how to make a pop star, and they basically just took beautiful women that couldn't sing, auto-tuned everything, and they show you exactly how they do it, and at the end they made like a snippet of like a pop star music video.

00:17:22.000 They were like, it's all fake.

00:17:23.000 You take these, these women, you know, that they use as like pop stars and they're talentless. 1.00

00:17:28.000 Not all of them.

00:17:29.000 You know, the ones that are really talented end up going really, really far.

00:17:32.000 I know some models that they were attractive and they were like, Oh man, I got, I got this producer.

00:17:39.000 He's going to do this thing for me.

00:17:40.000 I mean, this is guys and girls, you know, not just talking girls, but like, None of them could sing.

00:17:46.000 I was just like, oh gosh, I've heard you sing.

00:17:48.000 No, please.

00:17:49.000 No matter.

00:17:50.000 No, but they're like, yeah, but I'm going to go places there.

00:17:54.000 I haven't heard anything from them since this, that time, you know, that's like 10 years ago.

00:17:58.000 I think that's a great job.

00:17:59.000 That's like a work ethic thing.

00:18:00.000 If you were to ask me really, I think that's an issue of if you work hard enough and you, and you, and you, you keep digging, you know, you'll, you'll get to where you need to go.

00:18:08.000 Even if you're not a good musician.

00:18:10.000 Yes.

00:18:10.000 If you work hard enough as a musician, you'll make it somewhere.

00:18:12.000 Yep.

00:18:13.000 Dude, have you ever, have you listened to like, who's that guy who like, he's the rapper who auto-tunes literally everything he says?

00:18:21.000 Drake?

00:18:22.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:18:23.000 I don't know the guy's name.

00:18:25.000 But he popularized heavy auto-tuning so it sounds like you're a robot.

00:18:29.000 But the point I'm making is, people like his music.

00:18:32.000 Even though he's not good vocally.

00:18:35.000 You made it work?

00:18:36.000 Hey man, figure it out.

00:18:38.000 It's kind of like if you're not tall enough to reach the top shelf, you get a stool.

00:18:42.000 You put on some stilts.

00:18:43.000 Now you can reach it, right?

00:18:45.000 So if your voice is terrible, then you hire people to prop you up.

00:18:49.000 Or, more importantly, a lot of these people are just models.

00:18:53.000 It's like you get an attractive guy or an attractive woman and you're like, I need you to say this.

00:18:57.000 And they go, okay.

00:18:58.000 So like, you know, Trevor, no, you put him in front of a teleprompter and he talks.

00:19:00.000 Yeah.

00:19:01.000 Put him in front of a camera with no teleprompter in his house.

00:19:05.000 And it's like, but even that was still partly scripted, you know?

00:19:08.000 Oh, okay.

00:19:09.000 So I'll tell you.

00:19:10.000 I didn't see it.

00:19:10.000 So I don't, I don't know if it's good or bad to be honest.

00:19:12.000 So I don't know.

00:19:13.000 Here's how you see talent, right?

00:19:15.000 Ryan Reynolds films a little video and it's hilarious.

00:19:18.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:19:19.000 These nightly hosts are struggling in their bedrooms.

00:19:22.000 It was one minute long.

00:19:23.000 And it was great.

00:19:24.000 Super easy.

00:19:25.000 It's not like he was hosting a show.

00:19:27.000 These other people are actually hosting their show.

00:19:29.000 And it's their product.

00:19:31.000 A minute long actual show.

00:19:34.000 I think you should prep for that.

00:19:37.000 Not that we prep very much.

00:19:39.000 Alright, let's see what BuzzFeed's got for us.

00:19:41.000 Idris Elba's wife decided to take the corona test even though the tests are in short supply and she knew her

00:19:46.000 husband had it.

00:19:47.000 And she tested positive?

00:19:49.000 What?

00:19:49.000 I don't know.

00:19:52.000 People have been complaining non-stop that it's really difficult to get a test.

00:19:56.000 Yeah.

00:19:56.000 And they want to know in case their risk is going to go up.

00:19:59.000 And these hospitals are saying, we're saving it for people that we need to know for sure.

00:20:03.000 Right.

00:20:04.000 I honestly find it weird because the people who aren't showing symptoms are the ones who actually need the test.

00:20:08.000 Like, if you've got the symptoms, you probably got it.

00:20:11.000 If your symptoms get worse, take it to the hospital.

00:20:13.000 Right, yeah.

00:20:13.000 Or quarantine yourself if you're sick, anyway.

00:20:15.000 If you're sick, Don't go out.

00:20:18.000 Yeah, you really only need to go to the hospital if you start getting the shortness of breath.

00:20:22.000 I don't remember the stuff that forms in your lungs, but that's what's causing you not to be able to breathe, and that's when it becomes a problem.

00:20:28.000 That's when you need to go to the hospital.

00:20:30.000 Look at this.

00:20:31.000 Drake tried to make us feel bad for his quarantine situation by showing his private full-sized basketball court.

00:20:39.000 Oh my gosh, seriously.

00:20:40.000 He said, my life for the next however long.

00:20:42.000 Oh, poor, poor Drake.

00:20:44.000 The Canadian rapper.

00:20:45.000 What is this?

00:20:46.000 Wow, this is like a movie theater.

00:20:47.000 No, this is him showing off.

00:20:50.000 Yeah, it's like, what?

00:20:52.000 Yeah, it's so for those that are listening.

00:20:53.000 It's like, hey, I'm not gonna lie.

00:20:55.000 I posted a picture of my my skateboard when I was about to drop in and I was a little showing off a little bit like this is what I'm doing right now.

00:21:02.000 You're you are a out of touch celebrity.

00:21:05.000 I guess I am.

00:21:06.000 But I love that ramp though.

00:21:10.000 Here's our floor bow.

00:21:11.000 Our Florbo.

00:21:11.000 Yes!

00:21:12.000 Oh, the Florbo breakdown. 0.94

00:21:13.000 Sam Smith documented Florbo's breakdown.

00:21:15.000 So I do want to make sure I explain the Florbo thing to people who don't get it.

00:21:19.000 Of course.

00:21:19.000 So, you know, Sam Smith has come out as non-binary and Florbo wants you to use Florbo's pronouns.

00:21:26.000 Well, I won't use words that other people tell me I have to use.

00:21:30.000 I'll use whatever words I want.

00:21:31.000 Don't tell me what to do.

00:21:32.000 But I will respect Florbo's desire not to be misgendered.

00:21:37.000 Right.

00:21:37.000 So I will use the pronoun Florbo.

00:21:39.000 For anybody who uses an atypical pronoun for one simple reason.

00:21:45.000 Some people might be offended by if I was to say they.

00:21:48.000 You know?

00:21:49.000 If someone came to me and said, I want you to refer to me as they, someone else would be like, that's offensive to me.

00:21:52.000 So how do I avoid offending everybody?

00:21:54.000 Florbo.

00:21:55.000 Florbo.

00:21:57.000 It just rolls off the tongue.

00:21:58.000 It's meant to be, it's meant to be a soft, inoffensive sound.

00:22:02.000 Florbo.

00:22:03.000 Florbo.

00:22:03.000 Brought to you by Florbo.

00:22:04.000 So anyway, Sam Smith documented Florbo's breakdown.

00:22:07.000 The dude was... The Florbo breakdown. 0.97

00:22:09.000 The Florbo.

00:22:10.000 The Florbo.

00:22:11.000 Yes.

00:22:11.000 No, women are dudes too.

00:22:13.000 The dude was crying in... I can't do the pronoun thing, I'm sorry.

00:22:17.000 Sam Smith was crying in his house as he documented his breakdown because he's a guy and he... Listen man, I'm gonna go there.

00:22:26.000 Oh no.

00:22:26.000 You can't just say like, oh by the way, I'm non-binary.

00:22:29.000 It's like, dude, you've got a beard.

00:22:31.000 and you're like a guy like you're wearing you're doing nothing to be non-binary like you can't just he kind of looks like the chubby floorbow Justin Timberlake in these pictures He kind of does, yeah. 0.86

00:22:42.000 Doesn't he?

00:22:42.000 Oh, he does, yeah.

00:22:44.000 But he's clearly a dude.

00:22:45.000 Justin's a dude.

00:22:46.000 So is Florbo.

00:22:47.000 What can I say?

00:22:48.000 Look, man, there's a difference between someone who's actually trans, you know, or is experiencing dysphoria or something, and you're asking for simple respect.

00:22:57.000 It's another thing if you're just one of these trendy dudes jumping on the bandwagon.

00:23:01.000 Yeah, that you're just like, oh, by the way, from now on, you have to call me that.

00:23:04.000 It's like, I actually don't.

00:23:05.000 It's an authority thing.

00:23:07.000 You have to call me this.

00:23:08.000 But you can get banned from Twitter for it.

00:23:10.000 Really?

00:23:11.000 Yeah, if you misgender it.

00:23:12.000 So there's a rapper named Zuby, and he responded to someone, OK, dude.

00:23:17.000 And they suspended him!

00:23:18.000 And now it's... No, I actually follow Zuby.

00:23:20.000 He posts some good stuff.

00:23:21.000 But now he's got shirts that... OK, dude.

00:23:23.000 Yeah, all I say is OK, dude.

00:23:24.000 It's pretty great.

00:23:25.000 Capitalism is a beautiful thing, man.

00:23:27.000 Jeez.

00:23:28.000 Yup.

00:23:29.000 Here we go.

00:23:29.000 Bella Hadid told us to stay inside while she ate a burrito topless.

00:23:32.000 I don't understand this.

00:23:34.000 What?

00:23:36.000 Wait, wait.

00:23:36.000 Here we go.

00:23:36.000 What's this?

00:23:36.000 What is the point of that?

00:23:38.000 Katie... Oh, look at this.

00:23:39.000 Katie Perry posted a fake video of Italian singing Roar from their balconies.

00:23:43.000 A fake video?

00:23:44.000 Now, was that her just promoting her song? 0.75

00:23:46.000 Sounds like it.

00:23:47.000 Roar is one of her videos?

00:23:48.000 I don't know.

00:23:49.000 Yeah, one of her songs.

00:23:49.000 I don't know her music.

00:23:50.000 Lucky you.

00:23:51.000 Jamie King made a bizarre video thanking the coronavirus, like the literal virus, for bringing people together.

00:23:58.000 These people are nuts, man.

00:23:59.000 What?

00:24:01.000 Jinx. 0.85

00:24:02.000 These people are crazy.

00:24:03.000 This is incredible.

00:24:04.000 I love it.

00:24:05.000 Thank you for sharing.

00:24:05.000 Who's Jamie?

00:24:07.000 Aw, not Evangeline Lilly.

00:24:08.000 No.

00:24:09.000 She bragged about not socially distancing.

00:24:11.000 She's basically an anti-vaxxer. 1.00

00:24:12.000 Really?

00:24:13.000 Half of these people are, seriously.

00:24:15.000 She's the wasp from Ant-Man and the Wasp.

00:24:17.000 Oh, okay.

00:24:18.000 I never knew her name.

00:24:19.000 Yeah, cool.

00:24:19.000 All right.

00:24:20.000 Just dropped my kids off at gymnastics camp.

00:24:22.000 They all washed their hands before going in.

00:24:24.000 They are playing and laughing, business as usual.

00:24:27.000 In gymnastics camp?

00:24:28.000 Where everyone's flipping around and sweating and grabbing handlebars?

00:24:32.000 Yeah, that's smart.

00:24:33.000 Here we go.

00:24:34.000 What?

00:24:35.000 Jennifer Aniston posted a picture of her dog having deep thoughts while quarantining.

00:24:38.000 It's cute.

00:24:39.000 Yeah, it's not so bad.

00:24:41.000 Whatever, that's okay.

00:24:43.000 Arnold Schwarzenegger told us to social distance from his jacuzzi while smoking a cigar.

00:24:48.000 No, there's a better one. He's sitting on his couch and he's got this little tiny dog sitting

00:24:53.000 next to him. That's cute. And he's like, yeah, don't be like, I don't remember the dog's name

00:24:57.000 because the mini donkey walks up to him. What? And the little dog like goes,

00:25:03.000 at the donkey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. Don't be like the little dog. Be like the donkey. And

00:25:10.000 That was amazing!

00:25:11.000 What did I just watch?

00:25:13.000 Arnold's putting out some good stuff.

00:25:16.000 He has a donkey?

00:25:19.000 Actually, I think it's a mini horse.

00:25:20.000 Like little Sebastian from Parks and Rec.

00:25:23.000 I don't know if you guys are Parks and Rec fans.

00:25:25.000 I don't know what's happening.

00:25:26.000 Dude, that sounds amazing.

00:25:28.000 So some celebrities are doing it right.

00:25:29.000 I gotta give it to them.

00:25:31.000 Schwarzenegger started a foundation and he's donating half a million dollars to medical supplies.

00:25:36.000 Boom.

00:25:36.000 So he's got my full respect on that one.

00:25:38.000 I already was all about what Arnold is doing.

00:25:40.000 With the little horse?

00:25:41.000 With the little horse.

00:25:42.000 I love it.

00:25:43.000 I think he's got two actually.

00:25:44.000 Really?

00:25:44.000 Of course he does.

00:25:45.000 I'm not sure on the second one but I know he's got one.

00:25:47.000 That's awesome.

00:25:48.000 Oh man.

00:25:49.000 Kylie Jenner revealed that staying in the house for months while she was pregnant, which is totally relatable, prepared her for the quarantine.

00:25:55.000 Who?

00:25:56.000 I'm just kidding.

00:25:57.000 She's one of these people.

00:25:58.000 I unfortunately know who she is. 0.99

00:26:00.000 They're famous for being famous.

00:26:01.000 Yeah.

00:26:01.000 Or having someone who's famous in their family.

00:26:04.000 Several famous people in their family.

00:26:05.000 Oh yeah, it's like two degrees.

00:26:06.000 Caitlyn Jenner.

00:26:08.000 I'm on day eight.

00:26:09.000 My pregnancy prepared me for this.

00:26:11.000 I didn't leave the house for months.

00:26:12.000 Okay, well, that makes sense.

00:26:14.000 Oh, Elon.

00:26:14.000 Oh, Elon, please.

00:26:15.000 Elon, what have you done?

00:26:16.000 He changed his tune, and he's donating a bunch.

00:26:18.000 The coronavirus panic is dumb.

00:26:19.000 Yeah, he's doing ventilators.

00:26:20.000 Well, hold on, hold on.

00:26:21.000 He did change the factory into making respirators now.

00:26:23.000 But hold on.

00:26:24.000 He did, yeah.

00:26:24.000 Ventilators.

00:26:25.000 He's not wrong. 0.53

00:26:26.000 The panic is dumb.

00:26:29.000 And I think people are just trying to drag him because he said the panic was dumb.

00:26:32.000 But dude, he's right.

00:26:33.000 The panic is dumb.

00:26:34.000 And also the dumb people are dumb.

00:26:37.000 That's true as well.

00:26:39.000 I'm going to narrate for all of you a meme.

00:26:42.000 It was hilarious.

00:26:43.000 Go on.

00:26:44.000 It was on Twitter when people are talking about the coronavirus and the top was Grandpa, what did you do during the great coronavirus pandemic?

00:26:50.000 And he said, I had a very dangerous job.

00:26:52.000 I was a tail gunner for a Charmin shipping truck.

00:26:55.000 Oh my god.

00:26:56.000 And the picture is a truck with toilet paper on the side and a mounted tail gun like 50 cal.

00:27:03.000 That was pretty great.

00:27:04.000 I wish you could pull it up.

00:27:05.000 I really wanted that to be true.

00:27:10.000 The panic is dumb.

00:27:11.000 I gotta agree with Elon on this one.

00:27:13.000 BuzzFeed, nah, it's not okay.

00:27:14.000 Elon was right.

00:27:16.000 The panic is insane.

00:27:17.000 People rushing in to fight over toilet paper.

00:27:20.000 But now apparently, like you were saying, you know people who don't have any?

00:27:24.000 Yeah, I got a buddy of mine out in Arizona who's just like, I don't have anything.

00:27:29.000 I don't have any toilet paper.

00:27:30.000 I didn't stock up and now there's no toilet paper anywhere he goes.

00:27:34.000 He's like straight up goes to every store to find toilet paper.

00:27:38.000 I love it.

00:27:39.000 Well, yeah, because everyone panic bought.

00:27:41.000 And no one was paying attention.

00:27:42.000 Everything else is available.

00:27:44.000 Just no toilet paper.

00:27:45.000 When we went to the store, and I felt like a king moseying on through the bean aisle with no obstruction in sight and beans galore, and we loaded up our cart with all of the variety of beans.

00:27:56.000 That's true.

00:27:57.000 There was no one in the food aisles.

00:27:59.000 I didn't even think about that.

00:28:00.000 There was like a lone straggler here and there, but not really.

00:28:03.000 But we even got this little bag.

00:28:04.000 It's really great.

00:28:05.000 It's called, what is it called, like a bean medley?

00:28:07.000 It's a variety of beans.

00:28:10.000 Sounds like a musical melody.

00:28:11.000 Yet when we went to the toilet paper aisle, it was stripped bare.

00:28:15.000 With still people in there thinking they were doing this.

00:28:18.000 Like, maybe I'll find some if I look a little harder.

00:28:24.000 So I just thought of a great expectation versus reality meme.

00:28:27.000 The expectation in the zombie apocalypse is zombies fighting people and people running.

00:28:33.000 And the reality is the zombies rushing the toilet paper aisle while other people are shrugging like, what are you doing?

00:28:39.000 I guess zombies, they survive on toilet paper. 1.00

00:28:43.000 Maybe?

00:28:44.000 Alright, here's the big finale.

00:28:46.000 Kim Kardashian tried to tell us to take social distancing seriously even though she wasn't socially distancing herself. 0.88

00:28:53.000 Is that it?

00:28:54.000 Well the first ones were funny and it kind of went downhill.

00:28:56.000 Makes sense though.

00:28:58.000 But we do have the ultimate celebrity psychosis.

00:29:02.000 I hope you are all ready for this.

00:29:04.000 Comrade Britney Spears.

00:29:09.000 This is hilarious.

00:29:11.000 Comrade Britney.

00:29:12.000 Just the fact that they call her Comrade Britney Spears.

00:29:15.000 Comrade Spears.

00:29:16.000 Comrade Spears calls for wealth redistribution.

00:29:19.000 General strike amid coronavirus pandemic.

00:29:22.000 Okay.

00:29:23.000 If you're a celebrity and you want to come out and say something dumb, I'm going to make fun of you.

00:29:27.000 And here's how you do it.

00:29:28.000 Thank you, Britney.

00:29:29.000 Thanks for showing us.

00:29:30.000 But if you're a communist and you say something dumb, I will especially come out to make fun of you.

00:29:36.000 If you combine all of those things and you're a celebrity, she's not really a communist, that's being mean, but she is going pretty commie, I guess.

00:29:46.000 You know, look, already I can hear the screaming hordes of lefties being like, they're not real communists.

00:29:51.000 Well, I know they're not real communists.

00:29:52.000 Calm down.

00:29:53.000 I'm making fun of her.

00:29:54.000 They're calling her comrade Britain in the article.

00:29:56.000 That's the joke.

00:29:58.000 I also have to notice, I noticed that the amid It's going around.

00:30:03.000 Everyone's using this word.

00:30:04.000 Amid.

00:30:04.000 I know.

00:30:05.000 I noticed that.

00:30:05.000 It's in every news thing.

00:30:07.000 Amid the breakout.

00:30:08.000 Everything.

00:30:08.000 Right.

00:30:08.000 It's hilarious.

00:30:09.000 I use the word because we're in the midst.

00:30:12.000 In the midst of it.

00:30:13.000 Of a coronavirus pandemic.

00:30:14.000 No, that's the next one that's to come.

00:30:16.000 Anyway, go on.

00:30:17.000 Here we go.

00:30:18.000 You ready for this?

00:30:18.000 Instead of just give me more, she wants to give everyone more.

00:30:22.000 Comrade Britney Spears shared an Instagram post Monday calling for wealth redistribution and a general strike either during or following the coronavirus pandemic.

00:30:30.000 Hold on.

00:30:31.000 Oh my gosh.

00:30:31.000 Well, I'm gonna read this post, but can I just say the last thing we need is a general strike?

00:30:36.000 The economy is- Yeah, who's gonna strike?

00:30:38.000 The only people working are the essentials!

00:30:40.000 The people we desperately need!

00:30:41.000 Please don't strike!

00:30:43.000 We need you to work!

00:30:43.000 We need toilet paper, come on!

00:30:44.000 And you're doing a great job, we appreciate you.

00:30:46.000 Yes, we do.

00:30:46.000 Everyone's already out of work.

00:30:47.000 Yeah.

00:30:48.000 If we put people back to work and they went and started striking...

00:30:51.000 The economy would keep going down, wouldn't it?

00:30:53.000 Aren't we trying to turn that around?

00:30:55.000 Well, here's what Britney Spears said to her 23.6 million followers.

00:31:01.000 During this time of isolation, we need connection now more than ever.

00:31:05.000 Call your loved ones, write virtual love letters.

00:31:07.000 Technologies like virtual communication, streaming, and broadcasting are part of our community collaboration.

00:31:13.000 We will learn to kiss and hold each other through the waves of the web.

00:31:16.000 We will feed each other, redistribute wealth, strike.

00:31:20.000 That... that's a very strange turn.

00:31:22.000 Yeah, I was just gonna say, like, whoa, it actually wasn't that bad until that.

00:31:27.000 Like, wait a minute.

00:31:29.000 We will understand our own importance from the places we must stay.

00:31:33.000 Communion moves beyond walls.

00:31:35.000 We can still be together.

00:31:36.000 Mimizu?

00:31:37.000 Who's Mimizu?

00:31:38.000 Yeah, you know what?

00:31:38.000 It's weird.

00:31:39.000 It's like, it's like the bill they're trying to pass.

00:31:42.000 It's, it's not, it's not good.

00:31:43.000 But then, then there's this like sentence.

00:31:46.000 This whole big chunk.

00:31:47.000 You get me riled up.

00:31:48.000 Sorry.

00:31:49.000 Don't get riled up.

00:31:50.000 I'm sorry.

00:31:51.000 My bad.

00:31:51.000 I'm sorry.

00:31:52.000 I'm a backpedal, backpedal.

00:31:53.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:31:55.000 No, no.

00:31:55.000 But I'm right, though.

00:31:56.000 The floodgates have been lifted.

00:31:57.000 Oh, no.

00:31:58.000 It's too late.

00:31:59.000 They say, the singer reposted the text originally shared by user Mimizu, which read in part, We will feed each other, redistribute wealth, strike.

00:32:06.000 We will understand our own importance and the places we must stay.

00:32:09.000 Spears38 captioned the post, Communion goes beyond walls.

00:32:12.000 With three red rose emojis.

00:32:14.000 That emoji is also commonly used by Democratic Socialists of America.

00:32:18.000 Yep.

00:32:18.000 The rose symbol, period, is the socialist symbol.

00:32:21.000 Oh, is it?

00:32:22.000 Yeah, so it's the two hands shaking, and there's a rose behind it.

00:32:25.000 It's the socialist symbol.

00:32:26.000 Utopian.

00:32:26.000 Oh, okay.

00:32:27.000 Right.

00:32:28.000 One commenter called Spears the queen of proletariat, while another dubbed her queen of communion and communism.

00:32:35.000 Who knew toxic was really about capitalism?

00:32:38.000 So let's see if we can pull up some of these comments here.

00:32:40.000 Look at this.

00:32:40.000 One of them was General Strike.

00:32:43.000 Oh, you know, I can't read any of these.

00:32:44.000 It's just people... Here we go.

00:32:45.000 Redistribute wealth is key right now.

00:32:47.000 Oh, man.

00:32:49.000 Queen of post-capitalism.

00:32:50.000 Love you, Brittany.

00:32:51.000 Uh-huh.

00:32:52.000 Oh, and then people are tagging the other person.

00:32:54.000 So I'll tell you what, man.

00:32:55.000 This is exactly... This is a really good example of what they've been doing with these bills for a long time.

00:33:02.000 Yeah, it is.

00:33:03.000 I mean, you brought it up, so I'm gonna say it.

00:33:04.000 Here we go.

00:33:05.000 But check it out.

00:33:05.000 That's what I see.

00:33:06.000 It's pretty blaring to me.

00:33:07.000 That right now, so I don't know where we're at so far, maybe they agreed on a bill or something, they voted on it.

00:33:12.000 I mean, I'm sure the people in the comments will probably clarify for us.

00:33:15.000 But for a week, the Republicans were working on a bill, and apparently they negotiated it, and then at the last minute when it came to vote, the Democrats, you know, struck it down.

00:33:24.000 And then they came back with this bill, and here's what really bothers me.

00:33:28.000 All of these news outlets, they reported on it as though the Democrats want to give you $3,000 a month, but the Republicans only want to give you $1,200 one time.

00:33:37.000 And I'm like, that's not the complaint from the Republicans.

00:33:40.000 The complaint is that in the middle of it is this.

00:33:43.000 We want to hug and love everyone and communism and then we're going to be great friends for the rest of our lives and strike and make a bunch of money and give it away.

00:33:50.000 Yeah.

00:33:50.000 So it's like it's it's it's they're saying the quiet part and that's exactly what this post you know it's like it it comes it starts off with people being like oh yeah that's so great and then right in the middle and communism.

00:34:01.000 Yep also communism.

00:34:02.000 Oh what's that mean well I'll keep I'll keep reading and yeah yeah sure that was great.

00:34:06.000 And then I'll share it without really understanding what that sentence means.

00:34:10.000 I wonder how many times this was shared.

00:34:12.000 And the other funny thing too is it's like we're gonna kiss and hold each other through the waves of the web.

00:34:16.000 Also communism.

00:34:17.000 Is it?

00:34:18.000 Yeah, that sounds a little idealistic, so that would be what I would expect from someone who likes communism.

00:34:22.000 This is just... Look, I don't think she knows what she's talking about.

00:34:26.000 Well, that's possible.

00:34:27.000 She's a celebrity.

00:34:28.000 I'll tell you exactly what's happening with these celebrities, with social media.

00:34:32.000 They're chasing each other off a cliff, constantly one-upping each other, trying to be the next shockwave.

00:34:39.000 I'll just say, all of these celebrities, all of their posts, and especially Britney Spears's, it's the equivalent of licking a toilet seat.

00:34:47.000 It's the celebrity toilet challenge.

00:34:49.000 Yeah, it's the toilet licking challenge.

00:34:52.000 So what ends up happening is...

00:34:55.000 Here's what I think.

00:34:56.000 Regular people aren't on social media, right?

00:34:59.000 They're off minding their own business, working or whatever.

00:35:01.000 Most Americans are not on Twitter.

00:35:02.000 Most of the time.

00:35:03.000 So you get someone like Britney Spears, and she's watching everyone say stuff, so then she jumps in but has to one-up everything that's been said before.

00:35:12.000 And then someone sees her, her 23 million followers, and so they have to start from where she is and one-up her.

00:35:19.000 Now we're at the point where celebrities are like, redistribute wealth!

00:35:22.000 Yeah!

00:35:23.000 And you're like, what does that have to do with your pop capitalism music?

00:35:27.000 Well, I don't see any other celebrities calling out for redistribution of wealth.

00:35:31.000 Just Britney Spears. 1.00

00:35:32.000 There's a decent amount.

00:35:34.000 I mean, it's not just that.

00:35:34.000 Oh, is there?

00:35:35.000 It's like Madonna once said that she, I can't even repeat what she said.

00:35:39.000 Oh, really?

00:35:39.000 She was at a rally in DC and said something about, let me just put it this way.

00:35:44.000 She wanted to cause physical harm to the White House. 0.61

00:35:46.000 She was doing slam poetry about it. 0.99

00:35:48.000 And then she said, oh no, I actually was speaking figuratively.

00:35:51.000 I didn't mean it literally.

00:35:52.000 Is it something along the lines of that Offspring song that suddenly disappeared?

00:35:56.000 Yes.

00:35:57.000 Very much like that.

00:35:57.000 A little bit, yeah.

00:35:59.000 But more explosives.

00:36:01.000 Worse than that.

00:36:01.000 Ah.

00:36:01.000 Right.

00:36:02.000 Yes.

00:36:03.000 Oh my.

00:36:03.000 I've thought an awful lot about it.

00:36:04.000 So I will mention that too.

00:36:06.000 Many people might not know this, but Punk Rock Band, the Offspring, have a song from their self-titled album, and I can't say the name of that song, and they actually got rid of it.

00:36:16.000 Yeah, I don't- Voldemort.

00:36:18.000 And it's kind of crazy because it's like- I have that album somewhere too, in my stuff.

00:36:22.000 Bring it out, we gotta listen to that.

00:36:24.000 So where do you- I wonder if it's still on there.

00:36:26.000 We should take bets on like where you think the next celebrity is gonna go, you know what I mean?

00:36:30.000 Like to one-up Britney here? 1.00

00:36:32.000 So here's what I think is happening.

00:36:33.000 It's not just they're one-upping each other, it's that the people who have no lives Like you've got these really weird socialist people. They're

00:36:41.000 obviously not working It's probably why they're socialists or there's some kind

00:36:44.000 of correlation and so the thing on the Internet's spamming away and saying nonsensical garbage

00:36:48.000 Yeah, so, you know you tweet more you're more likely to be seen right?

00:36:52.000 So all of a sudden people like Brittany to go on Twitter and what do they see?

00:36:55.000 Waves and waves of socialists because those are the ones who have no jobs who spend all their time on the internet

00:37:01.000 Then she and all these other celebrities are like, that's what people like!

00:37:05.000 Ooh, socialism!

00:37:07.000 So what's the next thing?

00:37:09.000 I mean, you see all this Tumblr stuff?

00:37:11.000 It's like weird stuff.

00:37:12.000 I don't think I've ever been on Tumblr.

00:37:14.000 I don't know.

00:37:14.000 You know what Tumblr gender is?

00:37:16.000 I don't know if I really want to know.

00:37:18.000 I guess you're going to have to tell me.

00:37:20.000 It's where all this stuff comes from.

00:37:22.000 Really?

00:37:22.000 It's from Tumblr?

00:37:24.000 Yeah, there's like a list of a thousand genders.

00:37:25.000 Isn't it just pictures or something?

00:37:26.000 No, it's blogs.

00:37:27.000 Text posts.

00:37:28.000 Yeah, text posts, pictures.

00:37:30.000 What am I thinking of then?

00:37:31.000 What's the only pictures?

00:37:33.000 Instagram.

00:37:34.000 No, you're on Instagram all the time.

00:37:37.000 I thought Tumblr was just a bunch of pictures that people pin or something.

00:37:40.000 So, all of this stuff.

00:37:42.000 I don't know anything about Tumblr.

00:37:44.000 Like, multi-gender stuff.

00:37:45.000 Yeah.

00:37:46.000 There's a list of, I think, like, two or three thousand genders.

00:37:49.000 Three thousand different genders? 0.98

00:37:50.000 Thousands.

00:37:51.000 Thousands of genders. 0.97

00:37:52.000 Yeah.

00:37:52.000 Wow.

00:37:53.000 There's funny ones.

00:37:53.000 There's like, my favorite was HydroGender.

00:37:55.000 Hydro.

00:37:56.000 HydroGender. 0.88

00:37:56.000 It says, a gender that's fluid, like water. 0.88

00:37:58.000 And I'm just like, that doesn't mean anything.

00:38:00.000 That's not even a thing.

00:38:02.000 But, uh, I think it was, um, Shu Onehead. 0.99

00:38:05.000 You know who she is?

00:38:06.000 You know, you know, you know, uh, Leah, you know Shu, right?

00:38:09.000 I'm familiar.

00:38:09.000 Yeah, June.

00:38:10.000 I have no clue.

00:38:10.000 She's, like, a big YouTuber, and I'm pretty sure it was her, and I think Armored Skeptic.

00:38:14.000 These are both YouTubers.

00:38:15.000 Okay.

00:38:15.000 And they went through the list of, like, thousands of genders.

00:38:19.000 Oh, really?

00:38:19.000 Just reading them.

00:38:20.000 Just reading them all.

00:38:21.000 And that was entertainment content.

00:38:23.000 I'll tell you what, man.

00:38:25.000 Some of it makes no sense.

00:38:29.000 Now that we're getting into it, I guess.

00:38:31.000 New York, for instance, has 31 recognized genders and some of them are the exact same.

00:38:36.000 Really?

00:38:36.000 I'll bring this up because we're creating a path here.

00:38:41.000 From Britney Spears as being a communist into the law, when these people go on social media and say this stupid trash, and then other people hear it, they then go demand it, and politicians see it, and then go, you got it!

00:38:54.000 And then enact Tumblr genders as law. 0.98

00:38:57.000 I saw a comment.

00:38:58.000 Someone said it's Pinterest.

00:38:59.000 That's what I was thinking of.

00:39:00.000 Pinterest.

00:39:00.000 Yeah, thanks.

00:39:01.000 Thank you.

00:39:02.000 Sorry, my bad.

00:39:02.000 I posted that up.

00:39:04.000 I don't remember, yeah.

00:39:05.000 I don't know either one, but... Oh yeah, Pinterest.

00:39:08.000 You pin your interests.

00:39:09.000 That makes sense.

00:39:10.000 But I guess Pinterest... Yeah, I don't know.

00:39:13.000 Tumblr... Pinterest is like where people run Etsy businesses or something.

00:39:16.000 They pin photos and then you click it and you can buy the product or something.

00:39:20.000 Oh, yeah, okay, sure.

00:39:20.000 Tumblr is where everyone has some kind of neurological disorder, and I'm not making that up.

00:39:26.000 They put in there, like, I was like, I have all of these mental illnesses.

00:39:30.000 What's it called?

00:39:30.000 Mental illnesses.

00:39:31.000 Neuro-atypical?

00:39:33.000 Yes.

00:39:33.000 Yes!

00:39:34.000 So here's the thing.

00:39:35.000 They're literally competing to be the most mentally ill.

00:39:39.000 Wow.

00:39:39.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:39:39.000 And then they say stuff like this, and that's why you see celebrities like Britney being communist now.

00:39:45.000 Wow.

00:39:45.000 Interesting.

00:39:46.000 So it goes from Tumblr to celebrities to politicians.

00:39:49.000 Or Tumblr to Twitter to celebrities.

00:39:53.000 So I'll put it this way.

00:39:55.000 It's actually really simple.

00:39:56.000 There's an economic incentive here.

00:39:59.000 News organizations want to hire journalists with lots of followers, because their gamble is if you write a story and you get a bunch of followers, you'll tweet it out, it'll get traffic, we'll make money.

00:40:08.000 Yeah, you're more of an influencer.

00:40:09.000 How do you get followers?

00:40:11.000 You lick toilet seats.

00:40:14.000 The woman who did that didn't get followers for the most part, but you do things like that. 1.00

00:40:18.000 So these journalists on Twitter then start creating insane Just lunacy because it attracts people to follow them.

00:40:26.000 Just trying to get crazy.

00:40:27.000 And then they can go to a company and say, I got 20,000 followers.

00:40:31.000 I want to get my followers the old-fashioned way.

00:40:33.000 The normal way.

00:40:34.000 Just by doing the same stuff I do every day anyway.

00:40:38.000 Here's what happens.

00:40:39.000 When the news organizations then start writing this insane pro-communist stuff, then other celebrities start seeing it.

00:40:45.000 It starts spreading.

00:40:46.000 This is the daily news.

00:40:48.000 I don't think Britney Spears knows anything about wealth redistribution. 1.00

00:40:52.000 I don't think she knows what that means.

00:40:54.000 hey there's a certain i don't know how is it so therefore i so

00:40:57.000 that means it's true i don't think britney spears knows anything about

00:41:01.000 wealth redistribution anything to do that means he's probably she's she's sitting in some very expensive

00:41:06.000 you know big room you know she's got her iphone and she's going like

00:41:11.000 which is a but i don't know how many of her yes i'm in and around her

00:41:15.000 Or yes people?

00:41:17.000 I don't know if she's still, like, owned by her dad or whatever.

00:41:20.000 Conservatorship or something.

00:41:21.000 Like, that was a thing that happened to her.

00:41:23.000 Like a teenager or something when she got famous?

00:41:25.000 I don't know how it works.

00:41:26.000 I don't know a whole lot about it.

00:41:28.000 Oh, it's because she went off the rails?

00:41:29.000 Is that it?

00:41:31.000 Interesting.

00:41:32.000 Do you think there's a correlation between, you know, like, Britney Spears being crazy and communism?

00:41:37.000 Maybe.

00:41:37.000 I love ragging on communism.

00:41:40.000 Yeah, man.

00:41:41.000 It is a mental deficiency.

00:41:42.000 All right.

00:41:43.000 Well, we're going to jump to the Super Chats.

00:41:45.000 We do have the next story coming up is about women in the draft.

00:41:51.000 But it's funny because we just did a segment about this a week ago.

00:41:54.000 Yeah, not too long ago.

00:41:55.000 And now it's the new story is back up because there's new conversations.

00:41:58.000 They're actually thinking about doing it again.

00:42:01.000 And, uh, feminists nowhere to be found, right? 1.00

00:42:03.000 Yeah.

00:42:04.000 So we got a million and one super chats.

00:42:06.000 So let's read them all.

00:42:08.000 I'm going to try, but I think we're going to have to... You can do it, Tim!

00:42:11.000 Go, go, go! 0.96

00:42:11.000 I don't think she cares. 0.96

00:42:12.000 says, is Pelosi trying to be remembered as America's Nero?

00:42:12.000 I gotta be honest, man.

00:42:17.000 Hope all is well with you, Soy Jesus and Miss Lydia.

00:42:19.000 Yeah, thank you.

00:42:20.000 I don't know if she wants to be.

00:42:22.000 I don't think she cares.

00:42:23.000 Like, I got to be honest, man.

00:42:25.000 I don't think she cares about us.

00:42:27.000 I don't see, you know, this bill getting blocked.

00:42:30.000 I don't see people, you know, being confused as to what happened.

00:42:32.000 They know the Democrats blocked the relief package.

00:42:35.000 Yeah.

00:42:35.000 And then here's what I said.

00:42:37.000 Listen, I don't care what your politics are.

00:42:39.000 I reached out to a progressive guy I know and I said, how do you justify a 1,404 page bill when we need an emergency relief package right now?

00:42:47.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:48.000 And they responded with like, this is crazy.

00:42:49.000 And I'm like, everybody gets it.

00:42:52.000 Yep.

00:42:53.000 Jim St.

00:42:53.000 Armour says, we want you.

00:42:54.000 Yes, we can.

00:42:55.000 Hope and change.

00:42:56.000 It's our turn.

00:42:57.000 Now we can add, quote, I'm alive to history's greatest rallying cries.

00:43:01.000 So for those that don't know the reference.

00:43:03.000 I feel so rallied.

00:43:04.000 I kid you not.

00:43:05.000 The Atlantic wrote an article that said, Joe Biden, it said, stay alive, Joe Biden.

00:43:10.000 All we need is your corporeal presence.

00:43:14.000 Nice.

00:43:14.000 The whole article ragged on Biden.

00:43:17.000 That's nuts.

00:43:18.000 While it was trying to justify Biden's role right now in the presidential race.

00:43:23.000 He's a ghost.

00:43:24.000 But they were like, he has no campaign strategy, no resources, no followers, no crowds, no audiences.

00:43:30.000 But that doesn't matter because people want to vote against Trump, so we just need him to live.

00:43:34.000 And they don't want to vote for Bernie, so.

00:43:37.000 There's the tagline.

00:43:37.000 Vote for Joe Biden.

00:43:39.000 He's alive.

00:43:40.000 He is alive.

00:43:41.000 Wow.

00:43:42.000 He's a living human being that isn't Trump.

00:43:45.000 Dakota Dad says, Patricia Arquette scolded me on Twitter for supporting the president in three tweets.

00:43:50.000 It was surreal.

00:43:51.000 I checked and it was her.

00:43:52.000 I don't think she likes me.

00:43:54.000 Wow.

00:43:55.000 A badge of honor.

00:43:56.000 Josh, thanks for coming to Member Josh.

00:43:59.000 Ajit says, if you watch Boris Johnson's quarantine video, it was very clear and easy to understand.

00:44:03.000 I wish we could do something like that here.

00:44:05.000 The restrictions in the US are confusing and vague.

00:44:07.000 Yeah, they seriously are.

00:44:09.000 Stigma says, hey Tim, I never got my super chat read as they're often late and cheap.

00:44:14.000 Do you ever do some sort of super charging catch up?

00:44:17.000 Well right now we've got more stream viewers than we've ever had, and it seems to be the

00:44:22.000 When we first started, when we were reading superchats, we only had a couple thousand people, and it was easy to read everything.

00:44:26.000 Yeah.

00:44:26.000 But now, so many people are coming in, and, you know, I thank you all for watching.

00:44:30.000 It's amazing.

00:44:31.000 But it gets harder and harder because it just goes too fast.

00:44:33.000 So, at a certain point, we have to prioritize, you know.

00:44:36.000 And I apologize to anybody if we can't get to your comments.

00:44:38.000 True that.

00:44:39.000 Thank goodness for you guys doing these live sessions.

00:44:43.000 Keep doing what you do and stay healthy.

00:44:45.000 Much love to Soy Jesus.

00:44:46.000 Man, people really love Soy Jesus.

00:44:48.000 Thank you.

00:44:49.000 I feel the love and I love you guys too.

00:44:52.000 I'm having a great time on the show.

00:44:54.000 It's great.

00:44:58.000 I don't know.

00:44:58.000 I got a PSVR and it is incredible.

00:45:02.000 I actually haven't tried the Oculus.

00:45:05.000 So the Oculus Quest I think it is, the one that is like got no cables?

00:45:09.000 That is amazing.

00:45:10.000 The cords never bothered me.

00:45:11.000 I mean I have the, you know, you don't have cords on the handles.

00:45:15.000 I played Skyrim VR, it is incredible.

00:45:18.000 I played co-op, some co-op like shooting games with a couple buddies of mine and it is so fun to be in a virtual world seeing your buddy and we're like Hey, that's you!

00:45:27.000 We're like pointing our guns at each other like, yeah, shooting in the air.

00:45:31.000 It's awesome.

00:45:31.000 Skyrim VR is incredible.

00:45:32.000 It's definitely the future of gaming, though.

00:45:34.000 But we are so close to having cordless... So, I've read this.

00:45:40.000 You can actually sideload Skyrim into the Oculus Quest.

00:45:44.000 Oh.

00:45:44.000 In like, it's low quality.

00:45:46.000 Oh.

00:45:46.000 But, like, I don't think it's that bad.

00:45:48.000 Like, people are actually able to pull it off, but there's other ways you can do it.

00:45:51.000 You can stream the video, too, but I think they banned this.

00:45:54.000 Interesting.

00:45:54.000 Someone hacked it so that you could stream digitally, like you could wirelessly stream your monitor to the Oculus Quest and play.

00:46:02.000 Oh, okay, I see.

00:46:02.000 That way, alright.

00:46:04.000 I tried playing the Oculus with the big cable going down my back, but it's like, you're limited.

00:46:10.000 Once you play the quest and you're, like, spinning in circles and jumping, it's like, wow, dude.

00:46:14.000 It's amazing.

00:46:15.000 And you have a big yard?

00:46:17.000 Well, PS5 is coming soon, and there's rumors of PSVR 2 that's gonna come out for PS5, and I'm sure it's gonna be wireless.

00:46:26.000 We're definitely gonna try to do something like that.

00:46:29.000 Alright, let's read some more.

00:46:30.000 Before we do, though, make sure you subscribe and hit the like button so you get notified when we do the show.

00:46:34.000 Yeah.

00:46:35.000 Wolfsbane says, as I said before, Tim, you are stuck with us till the bitter end.

00:46:39.000 Eh, that's not so bad.

00:46:40.000 Yeah.

00:46:40.000 Shield TV, thanks for becoming a member.

00:46:41.000 Thank you.

00:46:42.000 Minmac says, Tim, did you spill soup or gumbo on your shirt?

00:46:46.000 No.

00:46:47.000 No, it's a reflection on your button, I think.

00:46:49.000 Oh, is it?

00:46:49.000 Where?

00:46:49.000 Yeah, it's on the upper... Eh, whatever.

00:46:53.000 It's not a big deal.

00:46:53.000 It's fine.

00:46:54.000 Let's see.

00:46:54.000 HxBow.

00:46:56.000 That's a great name.

00:46:58.000 What?

00:46:59.000 Big Beepy Gang.

00:46:59.000 Love you, Tim.

00:47:00.000 Stay safe.

00:47:01.000 Alright, you can shut up.

00:47:01.000 Not me!

00:47:02.000 Lee Wilson.

00:47:03.000 No message.

00:47:03.000 I just appreciate your daily podcast.

00:47:05.000 Thanks, Milk Toast Fence Sitter.

00:47:06.000 I do my best to sit where I am.

00:47:08.000 What does it say?

00:47:09.000 Oh, Dark Duck says Soylebrities. 1.00

00:47:11.000 There you go.

00:47:12.000 Ooh, yeah.

00:47:12.000 Soylebrities.

00:47:13.000 Star Ranger.

00:47:14.000 Thoughts on ID2020 RFID chips, vaccines coming in October.

00:47:18.000 Will you take it or resist?

00:47:20.000 Is that, what, do you mean like the coronavirus vaccines or something?

00:47:23.000 I don't know.

00:47:24.000 I did see something about us being chipped soon.

00:47:28.000 I have heard that.

00:47:29.000 I mean, they've been talking about chipping.

00:47:31.000 Is that what that is?

00:47:31.000 I don't know what that is.

00:47:32.000 So there have been people who have voluntarily gotten chip implants, like how cats do and stuff.

00:47:37.000 It's a bad idea.

00:47:38.000 Why?

00:47:40.000 Well, I don't know what the latest chips are, but there is potentially a risk if you have to get an MRI or something, and you've got a metal, you know, embedded under your skin.

00:47:48.000 Rip it right out.

00:47:49.000 Rip it right out.

00:47:50.000 It gets really hot and then...

00:47:52.000 So, I've heard stories about that.

00:47:53.000 I don't know a whole lot.

00:47:53.000 Yeah, no thanks.

00:47:54.000 I don't want to get chips.

00:47:55.000 There have been people who have done it, but the problem is, you know, early on, there was this big push for people to get chips implanted in their hands, like, between their thumb and their index finger.

00:48:03.000 Like a passport or something?

00:48:04.000 Yeah, and then you could walk up to doors, and just, when you grab it, the door opens.

00:48:08.000 Okay.

00:48:09.000 And then, we invented cell phones.

00:48:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:48:11.000 That's way back.

00:48:12.000 So, it was before cell phones?

00:48:14.000 Yeah, so now all of a sudden it's like you can just press a button on your phone and the door opens.

00:48:17.000 Right.

00:48:18.000 So it's like, do we really need to, you know?

00:48:20.000 Some people are still doing it.

00:48:21.000 I think it's dumb.

00:48:21.000 Yeah.

00:48:22.000 I don't think you need to do it.

00:48:23.000 I agree.

00:48:23.000 Now if we get like the Neuralink stuff, I'll be first in line.

00:48:27.000 Really?

00:48:27.000 After it's FDA approved, of course.

00:48:29.000 Okay.

00:48:29.000 Are you serious, dude?

00:48:30.000 Neuralink?

00:48:31.000 All right.

00:48:31.000 You were just talking about virtual reality Skyrim.

00:48:33.000 I know, but I, no, no, I'm not saying I have anything against it.

00:48:36.000 I thought the last time we talked about it, you were a little, uh, not sure about it.

00:48:41.000 No way, dude.

00:48:42.000 I was like, plug me in, put me in Skyrim and never bother me again.

00:48:46.000 I'm not coming out of my room.

00:48:48.000 I will retire in two seconds.

00:48:50.000 And I will be the greatest ranger in all of Skyrim.

00:48:54.000 Leader of the Nords, or whatever.

00:48:56.000 Okay, so you side with the Nords?

00:48:57.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:48:59.000 I don't care.

00:49:00.000 I just want to shoot fireballs at dragons. 0.92

00:49:02.000 And no one can get me out of my room at that point.

00:49:04.000 No.

00:49:05.000 But it'll be awesome.

00:49:06.000 That'd be great.

00:49:06.000 And then you gotta think about what else comes with Neuralink stuff.

00:49:11.000 Like hooking a computer to your brain.

00:49:12.000 Then you can just walk up to the door.

00:49:14.000 Yeah.

00:49:14.000 I do not want that.

00:49:14.000 open for you. Yeah. You don't got to think. I mean we can do that now but there'll be

00:49:18.000 security access and it'd be way easier. You could just think a word. But then you could

00:49:21.000 also do not want that. I do not want that. Telepathy dude.

00:49:24.000 You could you could think to someone else's neural link and then they like they know

00:49:28.000 what you're thinking. No.

00:49:29.000 Cool.

00:49:29.000 And then how long until, the best part is, I'm excited for this,

00:49:32.000 I'd imagine it's only 20 years until we're fully assimilated into the Borg.

00:49:36.000 Yep.

00:49:36.000 Boom.

00:49:37.000 That's what I'm going for.

00:49:37.000 There you go.

00:49:38.000 We are the Borg.

00:49:39.000 Hmm.

00:49:40.000 So the story of the Borg in Star Trek, I could be wrong, was that they were very much like humans,

00:49:44.000 and medical technology kept expanding and integrating until they eventually formed a hive.

00:49:48.000 Oh, wow.

00:49:49.000 But they do have a queen, I guess, so it was like someone took over or something.

00:49:52.000 Well, that was the voice of the Borg, wasn't it?

00:49:55.000 The queen?

00:49:56.000 Like the queen? I don't know.

00:49:57.000 She was an individual.

00:49:58.000 Oh, really?

00:49:59.000 Yeah, and the rest were drones that, like, served her or something.

00:50:01.000 I don't remember that episode.

00:50:03.000 It's been so long.

00:50:03.000 I think that was the movie, actually.

00:50:04.000 Oh, it was in the movie.

00:50:06.000 Yeah.

00:50:06.000 Oh, okay.

00:50:06.000 Which one of the movies, I don't know.

00:50:07.000 Oh, yeah, I don't know.

00:50:08.000 ZZ, thanks for coming to member.

00:50:09.000 Deadly Bob-omb says, Hi, Tim, Daddy, soiges, and voice from the void. 0.98

00:50:13.000 What up?

00:50:14.000 Oh, yes, voice from the void.

00:50:15.000 Nice.

00:50:16.000 M&S says, Hey, Tim, I like your work, even though I'm a trad Catholic.

00:50:20.000 Would you have H.A.

00:50:21.000 Goodman on the show?

00:50:22.000 I do not know who that is.

00:50:23.000 Let me look that person up.

00:50:24.000 Thank you.

00:50:24.000 Yeah.

00:50:25.000 Wugnuts became a member, thanks very much.

00:50:28.000 Josh Rush says, everyone complains about having to stay home and limit social gatherings, but I'm okay with.

00:50:32.000 I've been doing this for a year already.

00:50:34.000 And I doing my show and now doing this show, we don't leave anyway!

00:50:37.000 We just, you know.

00:50:38.000 But we have a skate park in the backyard, so.

00:50:40.000 Also true.

00:50:40.000 And a garden that I'm working on.

00:50:42.000 It's all good.

00:50:43.000 Just Us says, pick one, rapid herd immunity or flatten the curve. 0.91

00:50:47.000 Yeah, I think the UK wanted to do rapid herd immunity.

00:50:50.000 Yeah, right.

00:50:51.000 But they backpedaled fast.

00:50:52.000 I don't know how that would work.

00:50:53.000 Because there were like too many people die too fast.

00:50:55.000 Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea because we still don't know enough about it.

00:50:59.000 If we had a ventilator for every single person, we might be able to try that.

00:51:02.000 We do not have that.

00:51:04.000 They have even less.

00:51:07.000 Jean, did I pronounce that right?

00:51:09.000 MacLeod says... Jean MacLeod?

00:51:15.000 MacLeod?

00:51:17.000 MacLeod?

00:51:19.000 I'm sorry.

00:51:21.000 Tim, I also emailed you an article of the possibility of two coronaviruses from two different animals and made COVID-19.

00:51:26.000 Interesting.

00:51:27.000 They have talked about that before.

00:51:28.000 We saw those articles.

00:51:28.000 Two strains.

00:51:29.000 Yeah.

00:51:30.000 It was actually being tracked by, I think, epidemiologists showing a split at some point.

00:51:35.000 So it might be similar but different.

00:51:37.000 Someone in the chat actually asked to talk about the Hanta virus.

00:51:42.000 Oh yeah.

00:51:42.000 Hanta virus?

00:51:43.000 Hanta virus.

00:51:43.000 I think it's Hanta virus.

00:51:44.000 So that actually has been around for a long time.

00:51:46.000 And it's not new.

00:51:47.000 It's not new.

00:51:48.000 It's from vermin.

00:51:50.000 Yeah.

00:51:50.000 Rats.

00:51:51.000 It is zoonotic.

00:51:52.000 You have to get their blood or saliva or poop.

00:51:55.000 It's dried urine.

00:51:56.000 Into your system.

00:51:57.000 Yeah.

00:51:58.000 So it doesn't spread through human to human contact.

00:52:01.000 Right.

00:52:01.000 And it's been around so you got nothing to worry about.

00:52:04.000 Yeah.

00:52:04.000 Unless you go around to the sewers and play with rats or something.

00:52:07.000 If you're eating rats, you might have something to worry about.

00:52:09.000 Don't eat bats, don't eat rats.

00:52:11.000 Those are the rules.

00:52:11.000 It's a pretty simple rule.

00:52:12.000 Let's grab some more Super Chats, but I will also mention you can follow us.

00:52:15.000 Me there and Adam there.

00:52:17.000 Oh yeah.

00:52:17.000 At TimCast, at AdamKrigler.

00:52:19.000 Follow me.

00:52:19.000 Twitter, Instagram, etc.

00:52:20.000 There's me.

00:52:21.000 Tweet at me.

00:52:23.000 But I bring this up because if you do have story ideas, like Adam was mentioning, people are asking about Hantavirus, you can tweet at him and send him messages and then, you know, we will... Yeah, hit me up.

00:52:32.000 Here we go.

00:52:33.000 Tara Olson says, OMG, those without laugh tracks, you find out who's funny.

00:52:37.000 Conan O'Brien is the only one who is funny.

00:52:39.000 And that's one of the reasons, like, he's doing a podcast, doing his independent show.

00:52:42.000 So many of these people are just not funny.

00:52:45.000 Yeah, who does the Tonight Show?

00:52:47.000 Jimmy Fallon.

00:52:48.000 So Jimmy Fallon was doing a show, and he was reading tweets about the coronavirus or something.

00:52:53.000 And you see him hold it up, and he starts giggling.

00:52:55.000 He's like, haha!

00:52:56.000 And he looks over to his laptop and hits a laugh track and the laugh track hits and then he's like

00:53:01.000 And then he reads the next one and he's like he's like cracking himself up, but it wasn't funny

00:53:07.000 Have you ever he waited way too long to go to the laugh track?

00:53:11.000 So it was so blatantly obvious like oh, yeah, and I the laugh track by the way and moving it

00:53:16.000 I was have you ever so cringy have you ever seen those videos where it's like Big Bang Theory without the laugh

00:53:21.000 track?

00:53:21.000 No, I haven't and it's like I've always hated the Big Bang Theory. I've never really

00:53:26.000 It's not it's there's no jokes. It's not funny. It's It's like, the formula is someone will say something like, oh, did you walk the dog?

00:53:36.000 And then the guy will say something about the scientific name of the dog and its origin, and why would I want to do that?

00:53:42.000 And then they play a laugh track.

00:53:43.000 So when you take the laugh track out, it's just some guy going like, why would I walk a dog?

00:53:48.000 A canine, whatever.

00:53:50.000 Caninus lupus or something.

00:53:52.000 Yeah.

00:53:52.000 Domesticus.

00:53:53.000 And then they'd be like, and they just stand there for two seconds and nothing happens.

00:53:56.000 And the guy will be like, What do you mean you didn't walk the dog?

00:53:59.000 What were you just doing?

00:54:00.000 And then he'll say something about an algorithm and then stand there for two seconds and nothing happens.

00:54:03.000 Because that's where the laugh track would be.

00:54:05.000 Right.

00:54:05.000 It's really, really weird.

00:54:07.000 No thanks.

00:54:07.000 I hate these shows.

00:54:08.000 Yeah.

00:54:08.000 No laugh track for me.

00:54:09.000 I'm good.

00:54:10.000 I don't like wasting my time.

00:54:13.000 Thug Life Bear says, you're a YouTuber soy Jesus.

00:54:16.000 Say your catchphrase.

00:54:18.000 Do you have a catchphrase?

00:54:19.000 Do you?

00:54:19.000 No.

00:54:20.000 Do I?

00:54:20.000 No.

00:54:21.000 If I have a catchphrase, please let me know.

00:54:24.000 Do I have one?

00:54:26.000 Crowdsource that catchphrase.

00:54:27.000 I'm sure it'll happen soon enough.

00:54:29.000 Michael Hope says, my favorite YouTube gang back and saving me from quarantine boredom.

00:54:36.000 Thanks guys for what you do.

00:54:37.000 You have all of my respect.

00:54:39.000 Thank you very much.

00:54:40.000 Appreciate that.

00:54:41.000 Thorin Parp says, hated Soy Jesus at first, but he's grown on me. 0.73

00:54:44.000 Like a bad case of the herb, you'll learn to live with it.

00:54:46.000 Thanks to you guys, I was stocked for two months before COVID was out of China.

00:54:51.000 Love you guys.

00:54:51.000 You can never get rid of me.

00:54:54.000 Now, you can take medication to better live with the symptoms.

00:54:59.000 Soy Jesus.

00:55:00.000 Soy Jesus.

00:55:02.000 Student of History says, celebrities are macabre marionettes, and when you cut the strings, you see the lack of anything with the standard they're given.

00:55:09.000 Seriously, look at Madonna. 0.99

00:55:11.000 Like literally a puppet.

00:55:12.000 They lose their minds.

00:55:12.000 They're just flopping around.

00:55:14.000 It's frightening, man.

00:55:15.000 Stephen says, Don't have to ask Soy Jesus to show more skin after finding his A&F work. 0.82

00:55:20.000 He used to look like adult film performer Blake Mitchell.

00:55:23.000 That's a compliment.

00:55:25.000 That's a compliment, Adam.

00:55:26.000 Take the compliment, Adam.

00:55:28.000 Thanks.

00:55:28.000 Go with it.

00:55:29.000 Yay.

00:55:30.000 Thank you.

00:55:31.000 Uh, The New says, send all the celebrities to the Aust Front.

00:55:34.000 I don't know what that is.

00:55:35.000 What is that?

00:55:35.000 I don't know.

00:55:36.000 Sounds weird.

00:55:37.000 Agopian.

00:55:37.000 Thanks for becoming a member.

00:55:39.000 Doty says, I had such a crush on Ryan Reynolds when I was young and he played in Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place.

00:55:44.000 Did you guys watch that show?

00:55:45.000 I did not.

00:55:46.000 I've never heard of it.

00:55:47.000 No, but Ryan Reynolds is great.

00:55:48.000 How can you lose your crush on Ryan Reynolds though?

00:55:50.000 That's my question.

00:55:51.000 Mine has only grown.

00:55:52.000 He's a treasure.

00:55:53.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:54.000 I'm starting to get a crush on this guy.

00:55:55.000 Right?

00:55:56.000 PolarBearJago says, reminds me of Lylee Jean.

00:55:59.000 She faked her climb to fame.

00:56:01.000 It was really sad to see.

00:56:02.000 Hm.

00:56:03.000 JMX says, got into my first false narrative argument about coronavirus today due to the couple that drank tank cleaner in Arizona.

00:56:10.000 It's insane how many people just read a headline and use it to prop up their worldview.

00:56:13.000 Oh, man.

00:56:14.000 It's ridiculous.

00:56:14.000 Any of you got into it with friends, family over this stuff?

00:56:16.000 Dude.

00:56:17.000 Oh, dude.

00:56:17.000 Of course.

00:56:18.000 All the time.

00:56:19.000 No.

00:56:20.000 You know, we talked about the tank cleaner story earlier because I did a thing on it.

00:56:23.000 It's ridiculous, man.

00:56:24.000 So, Trump correctly pointed out that there were several stories about a couple drugs that, when worked together, were promising.

00:56:33.000 Yeah.

00:56:33.000 But the studies were- Medicinal drugs.

00:56:35.000 Prescribed to people.

00:56:36.000 That worked for malaria, like actual medicine, that's worked for many years.

00:56:40.000 And so here's what happens next.

00:56:42.000 A bunch of people in the media started writing stories that fish cleaner contained the substance and people were buying it.

00:56:50.000 And then a couple of people in Arizona decided to drink a bottle of it.

00:56:53.000 Not a bottle, they took a whole teaspoon each and dumped it in with soda and like mixed it and drank it.

00:57:01.000 It's like, that is insane.

00:57:04.000 Even if it was like the pure amount, That's way too much!

00:57:08.000 Right, right, so that's the thing.

00:57:08.000 First of all, if Trump said, it's promising, and then someone was like, I think I'll overdose.

00:57:12.000 Okay, you can't bla- what are you- what?

00:57:14.000 And oh yeah, then they blame Trump.

00:57:16.000 If somebody was like, uh, you know, make sure to take- the point I made was sodium.

00:57:21.000 Like, you gotta have a lot of sodium in your diet.

00:57:23.000 Yeah.

00:57:23.000 And then so someone goes out and goes to like a chemist or something and buys pure metallic sodium and then eats it.

00:57:29.000 and then go, oh, I'm dying.

00:57:31.000 You told me to eat.

00:57:32.000 Burns a hole straight through their body to the floor.

00:57:34.000 Wouldn't even get through their mouth.

00:57:35.000 Like a tesseract cube.

00:57:36.000 Yeah, I don't even want to know what would happen.

00:57:38.000 Tesseract cube.

00:57:39.000 I don't even want to know what would happen if someone took a big chunk of sodium and just swallowed it.

00:57:44.000 Oh man.

00:57:45.000 It wouldn't get through your mouth.

00:57:46.000 It wouldn't get through.

00:57:47.000 It would start interacting right in your mouth.

00:57:48.000 I know.

00:57:49.000 I'm saying if they put it in their mouth and just swallowed right away.

00:57:50.000 I don't know.

00:57:51.000 Yeah, it would.

00:57:52.000 So it's an alkaline, right?

00:57:55.000 That's what it is?

00:57:56.000 I think so, yeah.

00:57:57.000 And so when it reacts with water, it oxidizes rapidly.

00:58:00.000 Yeah, she goes, yeah, well, I was putting away the dog food and I saw this fish.

00:58:06.000 And it's not actually fish cleaner.

00:58:07.000 That's actually wrong.

00:58:08.000 It was actually a treatment for fish that had a parasite in their body.

00:58:12.000 Yeah, for like ick or something.

00:58:13.000 So it's like, you would think that that would work.

00:58:17.000 Like, you're not a doctor.

00:58:19.000 You're just gonna take this stuff and just eat it.

00:58:22.000 I looked this stuff up.

00:58:23.000 Uh-huh.

00:58:24.000 10 grams treats 125 gallons of water.

00:58:29.000 Oh man!

00:58:30.000 Let's just drink.

00:58:31.000 One teaspoon is approximately 4.2 grams.

00:58:34.000 At least as far as sugar goes.

00:58:36.000 She got lucky.

00:58:37.000 But all of these media outlets started blaming the president.

00:58:40.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:58:41.000 Andrew Cuomo told us to take the drug.

00:58:43.000 Yeah.

00:58:44.000 He said it's promising.

00:58:45.000 Why don't the headlines of the news say men and women die after consuming drugs that Andrew Cuomo promoted?

00:58:52.000 Well, because he's probably going to be propped up as the future Democrat Golden Boy.

00:58:56.000 Yeah, I'm seeing that in the future.

00:58:58.000 Dude, it is so absurd.

00:59:00.000 I don't know what world these people live in.

00:59:02.000 But you know they know they're lying.

00:59:04.000 Yeah.

00:59:04.000 They're like, we'll blame it on Trump for this one.

00:59:06.000 It's like, dude, Trump never told anybody to ingest fish tank anti-parasitics.

00:59:11.000 No.

00:59:12.000 Could you imagine if Trump was like, there's this really great anti-parasitic that helps the fish.

00:59:17.000 Go eat it right now.

00:59:18.000 Yeah.

00:59:19.000 Don't do that, by the way.

00:59:20.000 No, please don't.

00:59:21.000 That's insane.

00:59:22.000 You're going to get clipped out of context.

00:59:24.000 Yeah.

00:59:24.000 Oh, man.

00:59:24.000 Well, I mean, I'm doing an impersonation, so I'm pretty sure that'll be okay.

00:59:27.000 Hopefully.

00:59:28.000 All right, let's read some more of these superchats.

00:59:30.000 Tommy, thanks for the superchat.

00:59:31.000 Clinton Miller says, buy a Corona.

00:59:33.000 Ooh, I might.

00:59:34.000 I like Corona.

00:59:34.000 Top Gunny says, T-Pain autotune Tim.

00:59:37.000 He's a pretty good singer without it, though.

00:59:38.000 Oh, OK.

00:59:39.000 T-Pain popularized the use of autotune, but there are a lot of people who are not good singers who use it.

00:59:43.000 Yeah.

00:59:44.000 Aaron says, been watching almost every day since you went to Sweden, but never forked over any dough for all your effort.

00:59:49.000 Have some.

00:59:50.000 Hey, thanks, man.

00:59:50.000 Appreciate it.

00:59:50.000 Thanks.

00:59:51.000 All right.

00:59:51.000 Top Gundy says, Florbo reminds me of the unisex Teletubbies.

00:59:54.000 Oh, that's Sam Smith.

00:59:56.000 Yeah.

00:59:57.000 I agree with that.

00:59:58.000 I didn't know they were unisex Teletubbies.

01:00:00.000 I don't know what they are.

01:00:01.000 Freaking monsters.

01:00:02.000 It was after my time.

01:00:03.000 All right.

01:00:05.000 I can't read this name.

01:00:06.000 What is it?

01:00:07.000 Gendanken Verbiature.

01:00:08.000 Can't see it.

01:00:09.000 Hey Tim, try to get Isaac Arthur YouTube on the show.

01:00:11.000 You will probably like him.

01:00:13.000 He will blow your mind with space stuff.

01:00:15.000 Greetings from Germany.

01:00:15.000 P.S.

01:00:16.000 Lydia, how many Skyrim jokes have you endured?

01:00:18.000 Just a few.

01:00:19.000 It's a new thing.

01:00:20.000 It was from Super Chat.

01:00:21.000 Someone called her Lydia of Whiterun.

01:00:23.000 I like it, though.

01:00:23.000 You latched onto it, though.

01:00:24.000 Somebody made me a meme with my face on her.

01:00:26.000 It is pretty good.

01:00:27.000 Oh, that's great.

01:00:28.000 Yeah, it was great.

01:00:28.000 I want to see that meme.

01:00:29.000 It's pretty cool.

01:00:29.000 They did a good job.

01:00:31.000 Andrew Starr says the switch flipped and Tim is now a conservative.

01:00:34.000 No, I'm where I've always been.

01:00:36.000 Right in the middle.

01:00:37.000 Uh, no.

01:00:38.000 No?

01:00:38.000 No, no.

01:00:38.000 Well, I mean... Right in the middle, a little to the south.

01:00:40.000 To the left?

01:00:41.000 No, what's crazy is... You're right-handed, right?

01:00:44.000 The wheel is shifting.

01:00:45.000 The window is moving.

01:00:47.000 The Overton window is shifting.

01:00:49.000 So it's moving so far left that people on the left are now on the right edge of the Overton window.

01:00:54.000 Oh, right.

01:00:54.000 That's why they call regular conservatives far right, even though they're regular conservatives who are like center right for the past 30 years.

01:01:02.000 It's all about perspective.

01:01:04.000 So from way over there, they're far right, just because they're so far left.

01:01:08.000 It's simple, man.

01:01:09.000 To a conservative, they look to their left, and there I am.

01:01:12.000 To the average leftists, they look to their right, and they can't see me because they're so far left.

01:01:19.000 They see me, and then right behind me are the conservatives, so they assume it's one group.

01:01:23.000 They can't tell the difference.

01:01:25.000 The policy positions I've defended—free speech, border security, national security—Bernie Sanders was for all these things.

01:01:32.000 The Democrats were for all these things.

01:01:34.000 Were and was, exactly.

01:01:36.000 Now it's like, how insane was it when Bernie on the debate stage was talking about giving non-citizens healthcare at a time when we're desperate to save our ICU beds?

01:01:44.000 Yeah, I don't get it.

01:01:45.000 That is mind-blowingly insane.

01:01:47.000 Or the whole thing, the bailout has a huge package for them also.

01:01:52.000 For migrants and refugees.

01:01:53.000 For migrants and refugees, yeah.

01:01:54.000 For Americans, yep. 0.98

01:01:56.000 Mind blown.

01:01:57.000 They just want to slam it all in there.

01:01:59.000 Probably.

01:01:59.000 Metta says, Eric Weinstein recently interviewed James O'Keefe on his podcast, The Portal.

01:02:03.000 It mostly revolved around the ethics of journalism and O'Keefe's methods.

01:02:06.000 I think you'd find it interesting and are uniquely qualified to weigh in.

01:02:09.000 Probably. I think James O'Keefe is pretty cool.

01:02:11.000 Ward Spoh says, I'll be keeping my membership up as you are an honest journalist and you are needed.

01:02:17.000 Appreciate it.

01:02:18.000 Agreed.

01:02:19.000 Next says, just tuned in, I'd suggest those celebrities buy a VR headset and go on VRChat if they are craving social interaction.

01:02:25.000 Yeah, that'd do it.

01:02:25.000 They can certainly afford it, for sure.

01:02:27.000 True.

01:02:28.000 Rose says, local bar, $2 Coronas, Hysteria sold separately.

01:02:31.000 There you go.

01:02:33.000 Archie, thanks for the super chat.

01:02:34.000 Thanks.

01:02:34.000 Gregory says, bidet is finally winning.

01:02:38.000 Yeah.

01:02:38.000 Yes.

01:02:39.000 Jay Mac says, Tim, but the toilet paper shortage is super rough on me since I have IBS and really bad hemorrhoids.

01:02:48.000 I'm stocked for a while, thanks to the Tim crew and other journalists, but down to 10 rolls in a house of four.

01:02:54.000 God's help us.

01:02:55.000 You gotta get that bidet, dude.

01:02:57.000 Go to Home Depot.

01:02:58.000 TheRedBikeMath says, Well, since you asked nicely, Adam, I won't park my semi-truck.

01:03:03.000 Okay.

01:03:03.000 Jen McMahon says, God, whose name is Chuck, said, Hoard toilet paper.

01:03:07.000 Hoard it like gold.

01:03:08.000 He warned us during Season 5 of Supernatural 10 years ago.

01:03:12.000 Is that real?

01:03:12.000 Was that on the show?

01:03:13.000 I don't know.

01:03:14.000 Is that show still going, too?

01:03:15.000 Probably.

01:03:15.000 I think it is.

01:03:15.000 Supernatural?

01:03:16.000 I think so.

01:03:16.000 Yeah, it is.

01:03:17.000 I used to watch it.

01:03:18.000 Christopher Burke says, Yes.

01:03:20.000 Let's take life and political advice from someone under a conservatorship and can't legally make her own decisions. 1.00

01:03:25.000 Yes, that's Brittany.

01:03:26.000 There you go.

01:03:27.000 ML says, I'm going to spend my membership fee on Super Chats instead, because you read my comment and see me exposed, respectively.

01:03:34.000 Soy Jesus, you cute BB. 0.99

01:03:36.000 Aw, shucks.

01:03:37.000 Oh, we just jumped.

01:03:38.000 Alright, we're gonna have to speed things up now, because we are absolutely getting slammed on Super Chats.

01:03:43.000 So my apologies if we miss your comment.

01:03:44.000 We got a little more time, we're good.

01:03:47.000 Oh man, but we have a lot.

01:03:49.000 Oh wow, I didn't see how much that just jumped.

01:03:52.000 Oh yeah.

01:03:53.000 Juan Garza says, maybe the reason Trump is doing so well now is because people are actually listening to him instead of edited media versions.

01:03:59.000 Well, they still are listening to that, but what I think is happening is the narrative is becoming so condensed because so much is changing so fast.

01:04:05.000 Well, and people aren't working, so they actually have the time to watch him themselves.

01:04:10.000 And they're sitting there listening to him and they're going, oh.

01:04:12.000 And then they're turning and watching the news and going, But I saw what he said, and that's not what he said.

01:04:18.000 Like, what is going on here?

01:04:18.000 Yep.

01:04:19.000 But I do think it's, like, normally— At least that's what's happening with me, because I'm watching him and seeing this for myself.

01:04:25.000 It's just like, it's ridiculous.

01:04:27.000 The media would be like, today, in the news, the sky is blue.

01:04:30.000 And then a couple weeks go by, and Trump will be at, like, an event, and he'll be like, it's really incredible, the sky is blue, I don't know if you've heard this.

01:04:36.000 Right.

01:04:36.000 And then all of a sudden articles pop up saying the sky is actually black.

01:04:39.000 Trump is wrong.

01:04:40.000 It's a reflection of particles in the sky.

01:04:42.000 This man has the mind of a second grader.

01:04:45.000 It's ridiculous.

01:04:46.000 And so no one remembers the story from a couple of weeks ago.

01:04:49.000 Right.

01:04:49.000 But now because everything's changing so fast, there'll be like Vox today, the

01:04:53.000 left-wing site deleted an article from January 31st saying this will not be a

01:04:59.000 It is not that big of a deal.

01:05:01.000 Why were they saying that?

01:05:01.000 Because Trump enacted a travel ban.

01:05:04.000 So Vox immediately runs with orange man bed. 0.97

01:05:07.000 No, Trump is wrong.

01:05:09.000 It is not a pandemic.

01:05:09.000 The flu is worse.

01:05:10.000 And now here we are.

01:05:11.000 Yep.

01:05:12.000 And people remember the stories because they weren't that long ago.

01:05:16.000 And so the media is flip-flopping every other day.

01:05:18.000 It's crazy.

01:05:18.000 And people are finally going, you just said yesterday this wasn't a pandemic.

01:05:22.000 Now you're saying it is.

01:05:23.000 Now you're saying Trump is wrong, but Trump just closed the borders.

01:05:25.000 You just called Trump, like Joe Biden called Trump xenophobic for closing the borders.

01:05:29.000 And now they're demanding Trump close the borders.

01:05:32.000 It's like, I'm lost.

01:05:34.000 Yeah.

01:05:35.000 But people have all the time in the world right now because they're not working, so it's like blaringly obvious to everybody what's going on.

01:05:41.000 Yeah, but there's still people who live in bubbles.

01:05:44.000 I agree.

01:05:44.000 So much is being exposed.

01:05:46.000 But look, if you live in a bubble where you're just seeing all the news all day, that's anti-Trump.

01:05:53.000 Regular Americans aren't there. 0.99

01:05:54.000 Regular Americans are talking to each other.

01:05:57.000 True.

01:05:57.000 And this was part of the research done by Edelman.

01:05:59.000 Yeah.

01:05:59.000 Adelman Research found that people are less likely to trust journalists.

01:06:02.000 There's the smallest group when it comes to coronavirus.

01:06:05.000 And one of the highest rated groups was someone like me.

01:06:08.000 Like you personally?

01:06:10.000 No, no, no.

01:06:11.000 Someone like a quote.

01:06:12.000 Someone like me.

01:06:13.000 Oh, OK.

01:06:14.000 Right.

01:06:15.000 So meaning like my neighbor or my friend.

01:06:16.000 Right.

01:06:17.000 Someone on my level.

01:06:18.000 Right.

01:06:19.000 Yeah.

01:06:20.000 And guess what they're saying?

01:06:21.000 Like I heard the Democrats blocked the relief thing.

01:06:24.000 And I'm like, that's correct.

01:06:25.000 That is what happened.

01:06:26.000 But why?

01:06:26.000 And I'm like, they want to inject a bunch of like... Actually, quote, they wanted to get their due or whatever it was.

01:06:34.000 They said this is our opportunity to reshape things in our vision.

01:06:37.000 It's like, ooh, we have a chance.

01:06:39.000 To exploit desperation.

01:06:41.000 Now that is saying the quiet part out loud.

01:06:43.000 Yeah, that's dirty.

01:06:44.000 That is out in the open.

01:06:45.000 That's crazy.

01:06:46.000 I'm loving it.

01:06:47.000 Yeah, the mask slips.

01:06:48.000 They don't want to give like 38 million to some school.

01:06:52.000 Well, so here's the thing.

01:06:53.000 What's up with that?

01:06:54.000 I don't care about the schools.

01:06:54.000 No, you don't.

01:06:55.000 I mean, I don't like them.

01:06:56.000 There's multiple things like that, not all of them are schools.

01:06:58.000 Here are the bigger issues.

01:06:59.000 If you're gonna give money to an industry that pays people a wage, everybody's hurting right now.

01:07:04.000 Okay, yeah.

01:07:05.000 So I understand the criticism that, you know, the Performing Arts Center, like, you know, JFK Performing Arts Center, whatever, is not critical infrastructure.

01:07:12.000 It's like, yeah, but dude, come on, man.

01:07:13.000 If someone's got a job and they're out of work right now, or they're not getting paid, I understand a bailout to any industry that pays staff.

01:07:20.000 I guess they would deserve a bailout before all the banks do.

01:07:22.000 Mandating that big companies have racial diversity quotas, increase their base pay rate to like $15 an hour, and forgiving student loan debt.

01:07:33.000 I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:07:35.000 You're not bailing anybody out.

01:07:36.000 What is this?

01:07:36.000 How many times did they use the word diversity?

01:07:38.000 32.

01:07:38.000 What does that have to do with anything?

01:07:41.000 That has nothing to do with saving people from coronavirus.

01:07:43.000 Americans need help right now.

01:07:45.000 We just lost our jobs.

01:07:47.000 So their argument was, there's no restrictions on any of these corporations, so we're gonna make them.

01:07:51.000 If you get money, you have to give it to brown people. 1.00

01:07:55.000 Like, part of it was that these companies have to increase their board to have more women and racially diverse, you know, non-white people. 0.94

01:08:00.000 That has nothing to do with anything.

01:08:02.000 You wanna have an argument about diversity?

01:08:03.000 I suddenly have a headache.

01:08:04.000 You wanna have an argument about diversity?

01:08:05.000 We'll have an argument.

01:08:07.000 Yeah.

01:08:07.000 But right now, people are just trying to get some money, you know, pay their rent.

01:08:09.000 Yeah.

01:08:09.000 Buy some food.

01:08:10.000 Buy some food and toilet paper, more importantly.

01:08:12.000 Dude, I can rant on this all day.

01:08:14.000 It's mine.

01:08:14.000 Yep.

01:08:14.000 Let's move on.

01:08:15.000 Alright, we're gonna speed up a little bit now through these Super Chats, so I, you know, apologize if we miss you.

01:08:20.000 Warp.

01:08:21.000 Psychea, thanks for the super chat.

01:08:22.000 Rex says, I wanted to thank you, Tim, for convincing me to get my supplies early on.

01:08:27.000 Whenever the virus settles down, if y'all ever come to Central VA, I'll buy drinks and we can talk, video games, or something fun.

01:08:32.000 Cool, man.

01:08:33.000 Appreciate it.

01:08:34.000 ZZ says, in my town, I could find everything from toilet paper to giant bags of rice and beans and cleansers, but cans of biscuit dough was nowhere to be found.

01:08:42.000 Hmm.

01:08:42.000 Really?

01:08:43.000 Interesting.

01:08:43.000 Better priorities than toilet paper, I'll say.

01:08:45.000 Yeah, right?

01:08:46.000 Is it?

01:08:47.000 Yeah.

01:08:47.000 That's probably, like, regional.

01:08:48.000 It's food.

01:08:49.000 So random.

01:08:49.000 Yeah.

01:08:49.000 It's food.

01:08:50.000 Although those are really good.

01:08:51.000 I gotta be honest.

01:08:52.000 Oh yeah.

01:08:52.000 Crescent rolls.

01:08:53.000 They're so good.

01:08:54.000 Nathan says Pelosi won't release aid to the American people unless the Republicans give her what she wants.

01:08:59.000 Guess we now have to impeach her. 1.00

01:09:01.000 Yup.

01:09:01.000 Oh.

01:09:02.000 Backfree says, myself and parents thank you.

01:09:04.000 Because of your videos, we were informed and prepared for this crisis.

01:09:09.000 Hey, appreciate it, you know.

01:09:10.000 I just do what I think works for me, and if I say I'm gonna do it, then I say, you know, I'll tell other people what I'm doing.

01:09:16.000 Helping people.

01:09:17.000 Love it.

01:09:18.000 Casted says, Baron from Hickory Hills Skate Park says, what's up Tim?

01:09:21.000 Happy to support your content.

01:09:23.000 Yo, what up Baron?

01:09:23.000 It's been a long time.

01:09:24.000 I skate in Hickory Hills all the time.

01:09:26.000 Oh, cool.

01:09:26.000 Yeah, a bunch of the homies down there.

01:09:28.000 Nice.

01:09:29.000 Like Fry, Like Fry, thanks for becoming a member.

01:09:31.000 And Shire Logistics, thanks for becoming a member, as well as Polar Bear.

01:09:35.000 Thank you.

01:09:36.000 CZ says, quantum.tattoos are what ID2020 are talking about.

01:09:39.000 Bill Gates mentioned digital certificates.

01:09:42.000 Will indicate whether you've been tested, vaccinated.

01:09:44.000 Love what you guys are doing.

01:09:45.000 Go hard.

01:09:47.000 Well, you know what?

01:09:48.000 I had a conversation once with this old feller, and he was complaining about social security numbers.

01:09:54.000 And this was a long time ago.

01:09:56.000 So I could be misremembering a lot of it, but my general understanding is that social security numbers were like a product of the Great Depression or something.

01:10:03.000 Like people didn't used to have a register with the government, a number.

01:10:06.000 And so this dude was basically telling me that we don't care.

01:10:08.000 To him it was like a nightmare scenario where the government was like, you are now getting numbered.

01:10:13.000 And that was horrifying.

01:10:14.000 For us, we grew up with it, we don't care.

01:10:16.000 So what happens when, you know, in the future some kid's born and their whole life they've got their chip and their tattoo?

01:10:21.000 They're not gonna care.

01:10:23.000 They're going to be like, what do you mean?

01:10:25.000 Do you have your social security chip implanted?

01:10:26.000 Of course I do.

01:10:27.000 Of course.

01:10:27.000 Yeah.

01:10:28.000 Yep.

01:10:28.000 Interesting.

01:10:29.000 Yeah.

01:10:29.000 They don't know.

01:10:30.000 Yep.

01:10:30.000 Sounds like a Star Trek episode.

01:10:32.000 Maybe the Orville.

01:10:32.000 Yeah.

01:10:34.000 Yeah, that one where they have the little badge here.

01:10:36.000 Right.

01:10:37.000 And everyone can vote up or down.

01:10:38.000 Yeah.

01:10:39.000 Crazy episode.

01:10:40.000 Jason and Insanity Prepper Adolfo, thanks for becoming members.

01:10:43.000 Appreciate it.

01:10:44.000 Thanks, guys.

01:10:45.000 JK says, look this up.

01:10:46.000 Influenza vaccination and respiratory virus interference among DoD personnel during the 17-18 influenza season.

01:10:53.000 Likely reason medical personnel are getting it worse.

01:10:56.000 Hmm.

01:10:57.000 Luna, thanks for becoming a member.

01:10:59.000 Steven says, pure sodium in someone's mouth would be like pop rocks from hell.

01:11:03.000 You'd die, but it'd be explosive with lots of fire, too.

01:11:07.000 Ooh, man.

01:11:07.000 So much of us is water.

01:11:09.000 Yeah.

01:11:10.000 Right.

01:11:10.000 I do not want to think about that.

01:11:11.000 No thanks.

01:11:13.000 Danon S says, fun fact, in ancient Rome, actors were considered low in society and weren't even allowed to testify in court because they were considered professional liars.

01:11:21.000 I think we should revert to that.

01:11:21.000 Excellent.

01:11:23.000 Yep, yep.

01:11:24.000 I mean, if you're a good liar, you're a good actor.

01:11:26.000 Yep, absolutely.

01:11:26.000 That's it.

01:11:27.000 Adam, thanks for becoming a member.

01:11:29.000 Jack says... I meant thank you.

01:11:34.000 Jax says, hey Tim, would you ever go on Sam Tripoli's show, Tinfoil Hat?

01:11:37.000 I do not know who that is, but, you know.

01:11:39.000 I don't know, I haven't been doing any real interviews with anybody.

01:11:42.000 Just, people hit me up all the time and I'm like, I don't know, I just don't have time.

01:11:45.000 Yeah, you're really busy.

01:11:46.000 Yeah, I do the morning show and then we do the night show, and it's like- You work every day.

01:11:50.000 This dude works every day.

01:11:50.000 Yes I do.

01:11:51.000 Every day.

01:11:52.000 I mean, you guys follow him, so you probably know.

01:11:53.000 Weekends are half days, but- Weekends are my half days.

01:11:55.000 The work.

01:11:56.000 Between the two, I get a day off, kind of, but not really.

01:12:00.000 Jonah Jonans, thanks for becoming a member.

01:12:03.000 Thanks.

01:12:04.000 Fowlain says, yo, what happened to Molly?

01:12:07.000 Emily?

01:12:08.000 She runs Subverse, so she does journalism, and I'm doing more commentary stuff.

01:12:13.000 There's a lot of reasons for it, but she's essentially working on hard news.

01:12:17.000 Yeah, go follow her on Subverse. 0.95

01:12:18.000 Yeah, go follow Subverse.

01:12:20.000 We will get there, I hope.

01:12:22.000 Maybe.

01:12:22.000 Yeah, we're getting there.

01:12:23.000 Perhaps.

01:12:24.000 Maybe.

01:12:24.000 We'll get to it after the show.

01:12:25.000 Tim, Soy Jesus, and Lydia are a calming influence in trying times.

01:12:29.000 Lydia, camera before the end of days.

01:12:31.000 We will get there, I hope.

01:12:32.000 Yeah, we're getting there.

01:12:33.000 Perhaps.

01:12:34.000 We'll get to it after the show.

01:12:36.000 We'll sit down and...

01:12:37.000 We really do need to do that.

01:12:40.000 Everyone's been asking.

01:12:41.000 The apocalypse has really jammed everything up.

01:12:44.000 We gotta build a backdrop for her. 1.00

01:12:48.000 There's a lot more than just placing a camera for her.

01:12:52.000 What you can actually see is the room we're in is really boring.

01:12:55.000 It's the basement.

01:12:56.000 It's only behind us that looks good.

01:12:58.000 And if we turn the camera, it's like... A basement.

01:13:01.000 And the thing is, we have to go get stuff, and I don't know if you're paying attention, but there's this apocalypse, coronavirus going around.

01:13:08.000 What is it called?

01:13:09.000 Yeah, yeah, there's like a little thing.

01:13:10.000 There's a few different things you can call it, but I'd rather not go outside.

01:13:15.000 All right, let's get these super chats.

01:13:16.000 We'll jump to the next segment.

01:13:17.000 Go ahead.

01:13:18.000 Angry Bellsprout says, you see Tim's waifu on the Hill YouTube channel claim current unemployment is a failure of the free market and why we need communism immediately to keep society functioning.

01:13:27.000 Crystal Ball's brain is mush, they say.

01:13:29.000 That sounds like Crystal.

01:13:31.000 Well, it does, but the thing about Crystal is that I've never said I think all of her opinions are good.

01:13:36.000 They're not.

01:13:37.000 I just appreciate that she's hosted me, honestly, and allowed me to say my ideas without, you know, acting in bad faith.

01:13:44.000 She's also given a fair shake to conservatives and others, and she does a show with Sagar and Jetty, who's also a conservative.

01:13:51.000 I don't know who it is.

01:13:52.000 It's just, she's a progressive, he's a conservative.

01:13:55.000 She's very open-minded, and she seems to work in good faith, and I really appreciate that.

01:13:58.000 I appreciated that about Tulsi, too.

01:14:00.000 So this is the Hill TV's Rising show, and I don't agree with either of them on most things, but they're honest people who do a good show.

01:14:08.000 So, by all means, you could have bad opinions.

01:14:11.000 I know a lot of people with bad opinions, but as long as you're honest and you don't have a conversation about those opinions, you're welcome.

01:14:16.000 Yeah, it's boring to agree on everything.

01:14:18.000 Yeah.

01:14:20.000 Steve says, avid follower for five months, became a member last night.

01:14:23.000 Back to Syracuse, New York, January 23rd from London.

01:14:26.000 I was prepped before most, armed, gas masks, cigars, green, and food.

01:14:30.000 60 cases locally, first death today.

01:14:33.000 Thank you for your realistic views.

01:14:34.000 Appreciate it, man.

01:14:35.000 Word.

01:14:36.000 Former Ghost Funeral Service says, thank you, Tim, for your efforts in news reporting.

01:14:40.000 Thanks to you, I opened the eyes of several of my friends to hypocrisy and lies in the news and the dangers of the COVID-19 to better prep for it.

01:14:47.000 Appreciate it.

01:14:48.000 And now, on to the next big segment.

01:14:51.000 Ooh, here we go.

01:14:54.000 Should women be drafted? 1.00

01:14:57.000 Should they?

01:14:57.000 Are you asking me?

01:14:58.000 Yes, I am asking you.

01:14:59.000 I mean, I don't think anyone should be drafted, but, I mean... Good take.

01:15:04.000 If there's gonna be a draft, I mean, I would fight if it was a good enough reason and I was pulled in, but... We can talk about the draft in general first.

01:15:13.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:15:14.000 That's where my mind goes.

01:15:15.000 Let me give everybody the news real quick.

01:15:17.000 Yeah, read it.

01:15:18.000 From Politico.

01:15:19.000 Women should be eligible for the draft, Commission recommends. 0.99

01:15:23.000 The 11-member Commissioners' report was briefed to the Pentagon on Monday and will be presented to the White House and Congressional staffers Tuesday.

01:15:30.000 Oh my gosh.

01:15:32.000 They say, quote, This is from today.

01:15:33.000 Yes, today.

01:15:34.000 This is a necessary and fair step making it possible to draw on the talent of a unified nation in the time of national emergency, the Commissioners wrote in the 255-page report obtained by Politico.

01:15:46.000 The report does not require action, but its recommendations...

01:15:50.000 He paved the way for lawmakers to move to include women in the draft more than 100 years after Congress passed the Military Selective Service Act in 1917.

01:15:59.000 While no one has been conscripted into the U.S.

01:16:01.000 military in more than 40 years, the act requires all American men to register for the draft when they turn 18.

01:16:08.000 Men who fail to register can be fined, imprisoned, and denied services such as federal student loans.

01:16:13.000 The Pentagon spokesperson did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

01:16:17.000 So they say this comes five years after Defense Secretary Ash Carter formally rescinded the Pentagon's combat exclusion policy that had prevented women from serving in combat roles.

01:16:27.000 Today, more than 224,000 women serve on active duty, and at least 30 women completed the U.S.

01:16:33.000 Army Ranger School as of August 2019, according to the report.

01:16:36.000 My first question is, did they change the rules to make it easier for the women to pass? 0.98

01:16:40.000 They did in the Marines.

01:16:41.000 Right.

01:16:41.000 I do know that.

01:16:42.000 So we're lowering our standard to put more people in combat.

01:16:45.000 Yeah, I don't agree with that.

01:16:47.000 Me neither.

01:16:48.000 If they're gonna be a Marine, my brother's a Marine, if you're gonna be a Marine, you gotta go through the training.

01:16:52.000 And you gotta prove that you can be a Marine.

01:16:54.000 The best of the best of the best.

01:16:55.000 Yeah, that's what they're supposed to be, aren't they?

01:16:57.000 Yeah man, I'll tell you what, I've been in situations with untrained people, and I feel bad for some of these marines.

01:17:04.000 That they have to be put with someone that didn't go through the training that they did?

01:17:08.000 I want to know.

01:17:08.000 What do you mean?

01:17:10.000 So I've reported in a few major urban conflict areas, like I was in Egypt during the revolution.

01:17:16.000 And I want to know, the people who are with me, Know how to take care of themselves?

01:17:21.000 It's not about me being more prepared than you, you being more prepared than me, it's about both of us understanding what's going on.

01:17:28.000 Because I've been sent to places in conflict where the people with me had no idea how to respond to active gunfire or anything like that, and then I have to stick my neck out and carry them.

01:17:39.000 It's like, dude, if a fire breaks out, can you get out of the building?

01:17:42.000 Can you escape?

01:17:43.000 Do you have the capabilities?

01:17:44.000 Because, I'll tell you what, Imagine, you can walk and run like a regular person.

01:17:50.000 Yeah.

01:17:50.000 Let's say they're sending you into a mission, a burning building.

01:17:54.000 Okay.

01:17:55.000 And the people with you also can walk and run like regular people.

01:17:58.000 If they put you in with somebody who's in a wheelchair, you'd be like, listen man, I got no beef against you for being in the wheelchair, but now I literally have to pick you up and carry you and it risks both of our lives. 1.00

01:18:07.000 Yeah.

01:18:08.000 We have standards for a reason.

01:18:10.000 If you're gonna go into a burning building, you gotta be able to walk and run up and down stairs like normal, right?

01:18:14.000 That makes sense, yeah.

01:18:14.000 I'm not trying to be mean to anybody.

01:18:16.000 So when I see stories like this, and so I don't have it pulled up.

01:18:20.000 You're saying that they lowered the standards for women. 0.99

01:18:22.000 Yeah.

01:18:22.000 This is something that it happened a while ago.

01:18:25.000 So then what?

01:18:26.000 I'm going to be in a conflict with, you know, guns a blazing and I'm going to be like, great.

01:18:29.000 Now I got to literally pick this person up and run.

01:18:31.000 I don't know how many women get into the front lines in the Marines. 1.00

01:18:34.000 Probably not a lot.

01:18:35.000 Yeah, so I will say that.

01:18:36.000 I mean, they say 30 women completed the U.S. 1.00

01:18:36.000 If any. 1.00

01:18:37.000 Army Ranger School.

01:18:38.000 Yeah, I was like, that's a very, very small number.

01:18:39.000 Yeah, the Rangers is pretty tough too, isn't it?

01:18:41.000 It's extremely tough.

01:18:42.000 But the question then is, do they lower the standards?

01:18:44.000 That's a good question.

01:18:45.000 Because I know people who have served.

01:18:47.000 I actually briefly lived on a military base because my sister, you know, she's married to somebody who was in the Army.

01:18:54.000 My dad's a former Marine.

01:18:54.000 Yeah.

01:18:56.000 My brother was in the Army.

01:18:58.000 And I've met a lot of people, and I hear a lot of the same stories, that the women who join have, like, although the standards might be there on paper, they're not practically applied.

01:19:08.000 Yeah.

01:19:08.000 What's that?

01:19:09.000 And does it end with the army?

01:19:10.000 Like, is this a thing everywhere?

01:19:12.000 So I was curious about those army guard women. 1.00

01:19:16.000 The first article that comes up is the inside story of how the army reduced standards to get women through ranger training.

01:19:22.000 Well then.

01:19:23.000 Oh.

01:19:24.000 And only 30 of them passed.

01:19:26.000 That's why 30 of them got through?

01:19:28.000 With an easier time to get through.

01:19:30.000 Los Angeles wants more female firefighters, but only 3% of the department is female. 0.98

01:19:35.000 Let it be.

01:19:35.000 You know what, man?

01:19:37.000 So the official response from feminists on all of this is that we oppose the draft for men and women.

01:19:43.000 Right.

01:19:44.000 It's like, okay, then will you actively protest the draft when they're not pointing at you?

01:19:49.000 Yeah.

01:19:50.000 Right.

01:19:51.000 We're all eligible for the draft.

01:19:54.000 You're nowhere to be seen.

01:19:55.000 The moment the commission steps up and says, we want to draft women, they all start screaming, but we oppose the draft for everybody.

01:20:00.000 No, you don't.

01:20:02.000 You're only complaining now.

01:20:04.000 Dude.

01:20:04.000 I mean, there hasn't been a draft in 40 years, they said.

01:20:07.000 So there hasn't really been, like, guys protesting the draft at the same time.

01:20:13.000 So, you know, it's kind of, you know, a little weak.

01:20:16.000 But then you shouldn't say that.

01:20:17.000 Just be like, women shouldn't be drafted, right? 1.00

01:20:20.000 No, I mean, that would be giving everyone ammo to be like, well then you're just being sexist and not a feminist. 1.00

01:20:28.000 Sure.

01:20:28.000 Right?

01:20:30.000 Here would be the more traditionalist view.

01:20:32.000 Only men should be in combat.

01:20:34.000 The liberal view would be, I don't care who's in combat so long as they can pass the test.

01:20:39.000 The modern leftist view is, if women can't pass the test, the test is sexist, and it needs to be made easier so we get 50% women and 50% men.

01:20:48.000 I think with all things, you need to earn your keep, and earn your way in.

01:20:52.000 Whatever it is.

01:20:53.000 If it's a CEO, I don't care if it's a guy or a girl. 0.96

01:20:56.000 If they proved that they know how to run a business, that they become the CEO, dope.

01:21:01.000 It doesn't matter to me what gender you've got. 0.99

01:21:05.000 Makes no difference.

01:21:06.000 As long as you have the abilities that the jobs require, you know?

01:21:09.000 Especially with the army.

01:21:12.000 Check it out, the article says, Today the public's opinion on including women in the draft is mixed, with 53% supporting the change and 38% opposing it in a 2017 survey cited by the commission.

01:21:24.000 The commission heard from many people who fervently believed women should not be required to register for the draft.

01:21:29.000 Some expressed concerns that including women would damage their ability to perform their unique status in society as wives, mothers, and caregivers.

01:21:37.000 Others raised concerns over the possible risks to women posed by combat roles, saying women are more likely to be injured in training.

01:21:43.000 That's all true.

01:21:44.000 I personally don't care.

01:21:45.000 Women should be drafted. 1.00

01:21:47.000 They- Draft doesn't just mean combat.

01:21:48.000 Right, exactly.

01:21:49.000 We can draft you and say, start making widgets.

01:21:51.000 Yeah.

01:21:51.000 You know what I mean?

01:21:52.000 Like, work in a factory.

01:21:53.000 Yeah.

01:21:53.000 Or doctors and nurses.

01:21:55.000 Chefs.

01:21:56.000 Whatever.

01:21:56.000 There's a bunch of things you can do besides fighting or, you know, being a firefighter or something.

01:22:00.000 The bigger issue is inclusion in combat.

01:22:04.000 Look, I'm not going to speak for the people who actually have served and might know better than I would.

01:22:09.000 But if it were me, and I had to, you know, I'll put it this way.

01:22:14.000 If you had to, I don't know, play a game of pickup, a pickup game of basketball with your buddies.

01:22:17.000 Sure.

01:22:18.000 Like, and you, you were gonna be on a team with a bunch of women versus a team of a bunch of guys, like, I think we can make a really easy bet as to which team's gonna win. 0.84

01:22:25.000 And I'm not trying to be mean, it's just reality.

01:22:27.000 The guys are more likely to be taller, more fast-switch muscle, just a fact.

01:22:30.000 Now put life and death on the line?

01:22:32.000 Man...

01:22:33.000 If I had to pick, I want a bunch of, like, 6'5", super ripped, trained, focused, fearless dudes.

01:22:40.000 And women like that exist, too. 1.00

01:22:42.000 But it's the highest end of the bell curve.

01:22:45.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:22:45.000 You know what I mean?

01:22:46.000 So you're gonna find substantially more men.

01:22:48.000 So here's my ultimate thing.

01:22:49.000 Women should be drafted. 1.00

01:22:51.000 Actually, nobody should be drafted, to be honest.

01:22:53.000 But in the current system, I actually think there is a real reason for the draft.

01:22:58.000 Here's my opinion on this.

01:23:00.000 If right now they said, we're going to go over to the Middle East and you're coming, I'd be like, no I'm not.

01:23:05.000 You can't make me do it.

01:23:06.000 Sorry.

01:23:07.000 However, if a bunch of Chinese boats crashed into the beaches of California, I'd be like, let me know what you need from me. 1.00

01:23:14.000 That's exactly what I'm saying.

01:23:16.000 If you come and invade my home, I'll be standing side by side with all my American brothers and sisters saying, tell me where to point.

01:23:22.000 Damn straight.

01:23:23.000 But I'm not going to get in a boat and go to the Middle East for oil.

01:23:25.000 No.

01:23:25.000 You know, or some.

01:23:26.000 Exactly.

01:23:27.000 Yeah.

01:23:28.000 The war machine right now, I don't agree with.

01:23:30.000 But if it comes to protecting my country, then you know what?

01:23:35.000 All right.

01:23:36.000 Yeah.

01:23:36.000 Your family, your home.

01:23:37.000 Here we go, they say, experts argue that allowing women to participate in the draft will enable the military access to a wider talent pool, as well as allow women to share in a fundamental civil obligation. 0.77

01:23:51.000 It's a good thing that you're going to be forced to join the army.

01:23:54.000 Hey! 0.99

01:23:55.000 Sure.

01:23:56.000 It's insulting to suggest America's mothers and wives and daughters couldn't contribute, whether the need were rebuilding levees after a natural disaster or repelling an invasion from our shores.

01:24:05.000 You know what?

01:24:06.000 You know what?

01:24:06.000 I gotta walk some stuff back.

01:24:07.000 Policy Studies at the American Enterprise Institute told the commission,

01:24:10.000 America's daughters should be slotted into service as their physical and 1.00

01:24:14.000 emotional suitability proves capable just like America's sons. You know what?

01:24:18.000 You know what? I gotta walk some stuff back. Oh yeah? Yeah.

01:24:22.000 When I'm talking about a bunch of, like, trained, fearless dudes, I'm thinking of, like, an excursion, you know, or an incursion.

01:24:28.000 Like, you're going in somewhere really dangerous, you're surrounded by danger.

01:24:31.000 Okay.

01:24:32.000 No, if we're defending our shores from an incoming threat, I don't care who you are.

01:24:36.000 Take a gun.

01:24:37.000 Point in that direction.

01:24:38.000 Yeah.

01:24:38.000 You know, it's like, that's the American way, man.

01:24:41.000 Bunch of farmers picked a bunch of guns and told the regulars, the GTFO.

01:24:44.000 True.

01:24:44.000 So, you know, I know back then they probably said, keep the women safe.

01:24:48.000 And I think there's a really obvious reason for it.

01:24:51.000 Evolutionary biology and psychology.

01:24:54.000 We should totally get an evolutionary psychologist in here. 0.99

01:24:57.000 We're working on that, remember?

01:24:59.000 Oh yeah, coronavirus.

01:25:01.000 No guests.

01:25:02.000 I miss having guests.

01:25:04.000 Check this out.

01:25:05.000 This is an idea I had, and I would love to actually have one of these evolutionary biologists or psychologists chime in and correct me if I'm wrong.

01:25:12.000 Yeah, definitely.

01:25:13.000 I was playing Fallout.

01:25:16.000 I think this is in Fallout 3.

01:25:17.000 There's Vault 68 and Vault 69.

01:25:19.000 Do you know what those vaults are?

01:25:21.000 No, I don't remember.

01:25:22.000 I'll just give a quick bit of context for those who aren't familiar with the Fallout game series.

01:25:26.000 Nuclear annihilation wipes out civilization, and there are a bunch of vaults built by a company called Vault-Tec.

01:25:32.000 It turns out many of them are actually experiments, but everyone hides in these shelters when the nukes go off.

01:25:37.000 Vault 68 and Vault 69 were vaults where there was 99 men and 1 woman, or 99 women and 1 man.

01:25:46.000 And so, you know, I was thinking about what would really happen in a circumstance like that, and one thing is true.

01:25:52.000 If you have a civilization, if you have a society, or like a tribe, and there's 100 men and 100 women, and 99 women die, you're likely going to collapse.

01:26:03.000 Because you can have, what, one kid in 9 months?

01:26:05.000 It's over.

01:26:05.000 Completely over.

01:26:06.000 were a limiting factor.

01:26:08.000 However, if 99 men die, that one guy can have 99 babies, like 100 babies in nine months

01:26:17.000 and totally start repopulating civilization.

01:26:19.000 And those women who don't have kids are capable of helping sustain and support and grow. 1.00

01:26:24.000 So men are expendable.

01:26:26.000 And so what ends up happening is we developed gender norms like the draft based on the fact

01:26:32.000 that the women must survive.

01:26:34.000 Otherwise your civilization is over.

01:26:36.000 And yet, like, the Vikings would steal the women from, like, the British Isles or whatever. 0.52

01:26:39.000 Yeah.

01:26:40.000 So that's the importance of women to a functioning civilization. 1.00

01:26:44.000 However, today, everything's safe.

01:26:46.000 We're in a bubble.

01:26:47.000 Yeah.

01:26:47.000 We got too many people already.

01:26:48.000 It's not the same world.

01:26:49.000 Yeah, man.

01:26:49.000 Though we are seeing population decline, which is kind of scary.

01:26:52.000 But now, because there's no real fear of humans going extinct, feminism. 0.99

01:26:58.000 Put him in combat.

01:26:58.000 Give him a gun.

01:26:59.000 Whatever.

01:26:59.000 We don't care.

01:27:00.000 We got more than enough people across the board.

01:27:02.000 We're safe.

01:27:03.000 They wanted equality.

01:27:05.000 Well, now they get it.

01:27:06.000 But I don't know.

01:27:07.000 We'll see what happens.

01:27:08.000 This thing pops up every few years and they want women to, you know, join.

01:27:12.000 And I think the best point is that they can do any other job.

01:27:16.000 It's interesting that they'd be talking about this now with all this...

01:27:20.000 Yep.

01:27:20.000 pressure between us and China, you know, because I mean, we kind of toyed at it a little bit

01:27:26.000 every so often with like, Trump's been kind of warning us all that like China's trying

01:27:30.000 to take our power away.

01:27:32.000 Yep.

01:27:33.000 Sorry.

01:27:34.000 They were actively doing we're giving them our power.

01:27:36.000 Yeah.

01:27:37.000 As they're trying to take it.

01:27:38.000 It's like, you know, they're taking we're giving.

01:27:41.000 And now, now they're in a really stressful situation where they're losing their grip on the world.

01:27:45.000 Or Trump's like, we're going to take our power back.

01:27:48.000 Sorry.

01:27:49.000 We're bringing it all back.

01:27:50.000 So now they're kind of like stressed.

01:27:52.000 Now they're talking about the draft.

01:27:53.000 Yup.

01:27:54.000 And why women should be involved. 1.00

01:27:56.000 They're getting ready.

01:27:57.000 It's almost like they're getting ready for something.

01:27:59.000 Whenever there's a big crisis, I assure you people in these rooms aren't saying like, do we have enough people?

01:28:04.000 Yeah.

01:28:05.000 And I don't think they do.

01:28:07.000 Right?

01:28:08.000 I mean, I don't know what the status of our military is.

01:28:11.000 Compared to China, they have 1.3 billion people.

01:28:15.000 We have 330 million.

01:28:16.000 So they got a billion more people than us?

01:28:18.000 They have a massive standing army, but they don't have the same tech we do.

01:28:21.000 We have like a ridiculous amount of military tech, bases all over the world.

01:28:24.000 True.

01:28:24.000 So we're tough, and we also have coalition with European countries, and to whatever extent Canada is part of our coalition, I don't know.

01:28:35.000 But you know, I think there's a lot more people who are more interested in global stability, but China wants to be a bigger power, and they've been pushing and stealing and stripping things away, and our crony politicians have been ponying up whatever they've asked for. 0.97

01:28:49.000 Taking their money.

01:28:50.000 Well, now that the world has kind of fallen apart, I don't even think it's necessarily China, right? 0.92

01:28:54.000 It's like we're in a chaotic situation as it is.

01:28:57.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:28:57.000 Like, theoretically, we're facing a serious threat, and if it got really bad to the point where we saw, like, 20 or 30% mortality, we'd all probably be conscripted to some degree.

01:29:09.000 True.

01:29:10.000 Or, actually, I'd be willing to bet I'd get a national security letter saying, like, these are your propaganda talking points.

01:29:15.000 I'd be totally willing to bet that'd be the case.

01:29:16.000 That's a good point.

01:29:17.000 Yup.

01:29:18.000 Like you need to spread this information.

01:29:20.000 Yup.

01:29:20.000 You need to tell people to do this.

01:29:21.000 Like if we were facing like a serious threat, they would probably go to people like me and like Joe Rogan and be like, if you say this, we'll shut you down.

01:29:29.000 Here's what we want you to say.

01:29:30.000 Yeah.

01:29:31.000 Because information is powerful.

01:29:32.000 We will turn you off.

01:29:34.000 Yep, or we'll lock you up and light up the room. 0.98

01:29:37.000 Even worse, yeah, true.

01:29:39.000 But what I'd imagine everybody would be constricted in some capacity if the mortality rate was really, really, really high.

01:29:45.000 Yeah, man, people don't realize that we live on, man, we are in a beautiful paradise golden age.

01:29:51.000 Yeah, they really don't realize it.

01:29:53.000 Societies, like... Give thanks every day for what you've got, please.

01:29:57.000 Seriously, guys.

01:29:58.000 Because we are lucky right now.

01:29:59.000 This is an anomaly.

01:30:00.000 Here's what I think about the Second Amendment.

01:30:01.000 We really are.

01:30:03.000 I don't think the Second Amendment was necessarily about stopping a tyrannical government.

01:30:07.000 Okay.

01:30:07.000 A lot of people say that.

01:30:09.000 You know, if the U.S.

01:30:10.000 government goes out of control, then it's the right of the people to fight back.

01:30:12.000 And that is true.

01:30:13.000 That is things that was said by the Founding Fathers.

01:30:16.000 I think the Second Amendment was simple.

01:30:20.000 Somebody might try and invade our country if everybody has guns.

01:30:23.000 They can't.

01:30:24.000 And that's actually been true.

01:30:26.000 What's the famous quote?

01:30:27.000 There's a gun behind... There's a gun behind every blade of glass.

01:30:31.000 Glass.

01:30:31.000 The blade of glass!

01:30:33.000 There is a gun behind every blade of grass in the United States.

01:30:37.000 And that makes it impossible for foreign armies to actually invade.

01:30:41.000 You can't occupy a street corner with a missile, with a fighter plane.

01:30:46.000 And so if everybody in this country is strapped, you can come in, they're gonna be firing back at you.

01:30:50.000 So they can't do anything.

01:30:52.000 That's what it's all about.

01:30:53.000 So we actually, as part of the foundation of this country, know that we are facing serious threats throughout our entire existence.

01:30:59.000 Can Chinese citizens have guns? 1.00

01:31:01.000 I'm just curious.

01:31:02.000 I don't actually know.

01:31:03.000 I would be willing to bet my life that they can't, but I'm not sure.

01:31:08.000 So I went to Texas several months ago, and I was on Glenn Beck's podcast.

01:31:15.000 And his studio is awesome.

01:31:16.000 He's got a bunch of newspapers from the 1800s.

01:31:19.000 And one of them, I was reading a story about a guy who was staying outside of a bar smoking, and another guy just pointed, uh, like a pistol in his chest and pulled the trigger.

01:31:26.000 Bam.

01:31:27.000 Jeez.

01:31:28.000 Yep.

01:31:29.000 Life was nuts back then.

01:31:30.000 I know.

01:31:30.000 People died all of the time.

01:31:32.000 Red Dead Redemption 2, people are killing everything all the time, and it's like the true nature.

01:31:36.000 Survival, man.

01:31:37.000 Yeah.

01:31:37.000 Could you imagine, like, actually living in a world where you were scared that a bear might attack your town?

01:31:42.000 No.

01:31:42.000 And you had to have weapons?

01:31:44.000 Or the random guy passing by you might shoot you and take your stuff?

01:31:48.000 Yep.

01:31:49.000 Without a thought?

01:31:50.000 And that still might happen today, but we've, like, it's just... I mean, it's probably more numerous because there's more people.

01:31:58.000 But it's crazy to me to think back, like, 200 years ago, you could be walking down a dirt path and someone could be like, I'm gonna take your stuff.

01:32:06.000 Blam! 0.78

01:32:07.000 Take your stuff, and no one would ever figure out who did it.

01:32:09.000 Exactly.

01:32:10.000 You show up at night, you wear a mask, you take someone down, you take it, it's over.

01:32:15.000 People don't realize we've built this society that is so safe.

01:32:18.000 It's a comfortable bubble we live in.

01:32:20.000 Feminism only exists because of the security and safety we have. 1.00

01:32:24.000 If we go to war, it's gonna be gone.

01:32:28.000 It's like that article we were reading the other day, where the woman said we're going back to the 1950s.

01:32:31.000 You betcha.

01:32:33.000 Yep.

01:32:34.000 Yeah, there's an article going on, or like a meme, I think, that's just like, there's silence from all the different talking points that all these screamers on Twitter and all the different places, those like, we haven't heard anything about any of these issues.

01:32:50.000 No, nothing at all.

01:32:52.000 Just gender. 0.99

01:32:53.000 Oh yeah, social justice stuff.

01:32:55.000 Social justice disappeared.

01:32:57.000 Just like that.

01:32:57.000 Overnight.

01:32:58.000 It's like no one's talking about it anymore.

01:33:00.000 A little bit.

01:33:01.000 Diversity.

01:33:02.000 Like what?

01:33:03.000 There was a story that said like trans-affirming surgeries, or it's like the coronavirus epidemic shows how society views trans-affirming surgeries as like cosmetic and you know or something like that.

01:33:14.000 And it was like, from the perspective that these people's lives will be saved by these surgeries,

01:33:18.000 it's like, I mean, yes, but they can wait.

01:33:23.000 Can it wait?

01:33:24.000 Well, they argue no.

01:33:24.000 They say people are dying.

01:33:27.000 They're killing themselves.

01:33:28.000 And it's like, right, but that person is choking on their own blood, on their own fluids,

01:33:33.000 and they're scratching and clawing at the wall, desperate for help right now.

01:33:37.000 Right. Right.

01:33:38.000 Yep.

01:33:39.000 And there were other articles going around about how, like, Nazis are trying to weaponize the coronavirus.

01:33:44.000 And it's like, dude, shut up.

01:33:46.000 But for the most part, it's out.

01:33:49.000 Yeah.

01:33:49.000 You know, nobody... It's luxury.

01:33:53.000 It's luxury politics.

01:33:54.000 They only exist in wealthy, advanced, safe civilizations and societies.

01:33:58.000 That's true.

01:33:58.000 And once conflict and crisis comes, everyone's got to do their part.

01:34:03.000 You know, that's conscription, man.

01:34:05.000 It's like, listen, I don't agree with the draft.

01:34:08.000 I don't.

01:34:09.000 To an extent, like being sent overseas, like the Vietnam thing was insane. 0.78

01:34:13.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:34:14.000 But what would happen right now if aliens invaded?

01:34:16.000 You better believe every human being would take up arms.

01:34:19.000 Screw that.

01:34:20.000 And they would join the global coalition Earth Front to fight back against the alien threat.

01:34:25.000 Definitely.

01:34:26.000 You'd have no choice.

01:34:27.000 Right.

01:34:27.000 Or we're going to lose our planet.

01:34:29.000 We just watched War of the Worlds, right?

01:34:30.000 Yeah.

01:34:30.000 Tom Cruise didn't want to fight.

01:34:32.000 He's the main character.

01:34:33.000 He's running to save his family, and then he ends up fighting.

01:34:36.000 Well, technically, he was only running to grab his screaming daughter over and over and over again.

01:34:41.000 I feel like that's really what the movie was.

01:34:43.000 So what you're saying is, in the event of a major catastrophe, we just have to wait for Earth's germs to kill the aliens.

01:34:50.000 Yep.

01:34:50.000 That's basically what happened in the movie.

01:34:52.000 I just spoiled it for all of you.

01:34:53.000 Too bad.

01:34:53.000 It's old.

01:34:54.000 It's way old.

01:34:56.000 It was good, though, actually.

01:34:57.000 Even I've seen it.

01:34:58.000 It's good for being that old. 0.65

01:35:00.000 Let's jump to the Super Chats to see what everyone else thinks about women being drafted. 0.97

01:35:04.000 Fun.

01:35:05.000 Alright, let's see.

01:35:05.000 Where are we at?

01:35:06.000 We'll try and figure out where we left off.

01:35:11.000 And it's always hard to find where the last Super Chat was.

01:35:16.000 Where are we at?

01:35:16.000 Here we go!

01:35:19.000 Alex Aiello says, uh, Aiello says, Lydia here is the supernatural, uh, here is the supernatural clip.

01:35:24.000 Spread word of Chuck.

01:35:25.000 Oh, there you go.

01:35:26.000 Oh, you can actually click it.

01:35:27.000 Sweet, cool.

01:35:28.000 Mayan says the lockdown is to cut off adrenochrome to celebs.

01:35:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:35:35.000 Joseph Metzler says, this COVID-19 is exposing a lot of problems that most people aren't even noticing.

01:35:40.000 You guys don't even know the half of it, speaking as a hazmat worker.

01:35:44.000 Well, tell us, I guess.

01:35:45.000 Yeah, wanna hear more.

01:35:47.000 Woolfalt says, thoughts on the saying, follow the white rabbit.

01:35:50.000 I don't know, what does that mean?

01:35:52.000 I just think of the Matrix.

01:35:53.000 Yeah.

01:35:54.000 I think of Alice in Wonderland, which is where it's originally from, I think.

01:35:56.000 Yes.

01:35:57.000 Yeah, but the Matrix is way cooler.

01:35:58.000 Yeah, the Matrix is way more modern.

01:35:59.000 No, I don't know.

01:36:00.000 I like Alice in Wonderland.

01:36:01.000 It's trippy.

01:36:01.000 A little trippy, yeah.

01:36:02.000 I like the premise of what it means in the Matrix.

01:36:04.000 I like that Alice in Wonderland song from the 70s.

01:36:07.000 Which one was that?

01:36:07.000 White Rabbit.

01:36:08.000 Actually, I'm pretty sure it means the same in the original movie, too.

01:36:11.000 Yeah, it's like the same idea.

01:36:13.000 The White Rabbit is someone you follow down the rabbit hole.

01:36:16.000 Yeah.

01:36:17.000 That's all.

01:36:17.000 I'd jump into the rabbit hole.

01:36:18.000 Right, for sure.

01:36:19.000 How's it going?

01:36:19.000 Appreciate it.

01:36:20.000 out from shout out from New Mexico, USA.

01:36:22.000 How's it going?

01:36:23.000 Michael says, hope you're sharing the money that is for your reporting and honesty.

01:36:27.000 Appreciate it.

01:36:28.000 Mixed Cheese has followed the white rabbit.

01:36:30.000 All right.

01:36:31.000 S-Head, thanks for coming to member.

01:36:32.000 Thanks for coming to remember.

01:36:33.000 Joshua says, Hey Tim, have family, friends who are very sick and in the hospital.

01:36:37.000 I really don't want them to have the virus.

01:36:39.000 Please pray for them.

01:36:40.000 They will be in my thoughts.

01:36:41.000 For sure.

01:36:42.000 Michael says, Dallas says gun stores are not essential businesses, but liquor stores are.

01:36:46.000 Keep the public drunk, not armed.

01:36:48.000 Dallas is embarrassing Texas today.

01:36:50.000 Wow.

01:36:51.000 I'm pretty sure most people in Texas are armed already.

01:36:53.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:36:54.000 You'd be surprised, man.

01:36:56.000 You'd be surprised.

01:36:56.000 Yeah, I guess maybe I would.

01:36:57.000 Because there's big urban centers.

01:36:58.000 But, you know, you never know.

01:36:59.000 True.

01:37:00.000 Big towns.

01:37:01.000 Former Ghost says, Thank you, Tim, for your efforts in news reporting.

01:37:03.000 Thanks to you, I opened the eyes of several of my friends.

01:37:05.000 Oh, I read that one.

01:37:07.000 Burt says, Can you decorate this room with Adam pinups?

01:37:12.000 Well, we have the raw material from the A&F shoot, right?

01:37:16.000 Oh, man.

01:37:17.000 Oh, yeah.

01:37:17.000 Yeah, someone did a deep dive and liked it.

01:37:19.000 Yeah, man.

01:37:19.000 I was like, oh, someone went... Oh, boy.

01:37:21.000 Someone scrolled for that picture.

01:37:23.000 Way back.

01:37:23.000 But it's funny.

01:37:24.000 Mr. Paul R. says, Lydia would probably make the bland wall look lovely. 1.00

01:37:27.000 Hmm, questionable.

01:37:29.000 Mayan says, Tim, tell everyone to research adrenochrome.

01:37:32.000 What is that?

01:37:33.000 So this is a thing that supposedly the celebrities take to keep them young, and there's a theory right now that they're going crazy because they don't have access to it.

01:37:41.000 It's a fake drug?

01:37:43.000 No, it's a real thing, but they're saying that it's used as like the blood of the virgins or whatever, the blood of the young people, or I don't freaking know.

01:37:52.000 Oh, is that the thing where they like eat pituitary glands or something? 0.99

01:37:54.000 Yeah, it's so weird.

01:37:56.000 I don't know enough about it.

01:37:57.000 It's not a thing.

01:37:58.000 Matt Hatter says, people on Twitter are starting to link Federal Reserve... I'm... what is this?

01:38:04.000 I also have to cough.

01:38:06.000 Excuse me.

01:38:07.000 You're supposed to cough into your... I'm hitching a ride on the first starship to Mars.

01:38:12.000 Call me Fredo.

01:38:14.000 Incog Cheeto says, did you know there was an Italian Jedi?

01:38:17.000 His name was Obi-Wan Kenoli.

01:38:19.000 Well then, we now know.

01:38:21.000 That's cute.

01:38:22.000 Wordy the Bird says, draft beer, not war.

01:38:24.000 Absolutely.

01:38:25.000 Yes.

01:38:25.000 Supreme Horizon says butt chugging is when you put a tube connected to a funnel into your butt.

01:38:30.000 We know this because of the Thousand Ways to Die show.

01:38:33.000 We know.

01:38:33.000 It goes in?

01:38:34.000 And then you drink it?

01:38:35.000 Well, that's way worse.

01:38:37.000 Hard liquors.

01:38:38.000 It goes right in your bloodstream.

01:38:39.000 Oh, okay.

01:38:40.000 That's the whole liquor-soaked tampon thing. 0.87

01:38:42.000 I was thinking it was something like the butt chugs that we were talking about where you drink it from someone else's.

01:38:47.000 Oh, no!

01:38:48.000 So I was like, whoa, that's a whole new level.

01:38:51.000 I'm so happy that's not a thing.

01:38:54.000 Assad says, if it's all about equal rights, then yes, women should be drafted, but most women should still never be infantry. 0.69

01:39:00.000 I agree.

01:39:01.000 Ray Vasquez says, women shouldn't be drafted, but feminists should. 1.00

01:39:05.000 Giving them the chance to prove anything a man can do, a woman can. 0.86

01:39:09.000 Kevin says, Taha is bringing my dominoes. 1.00

01:39:11.000 Taha-ha.

01:39:12.000 All right.

01:39:13.000 Mr. Paul R says, Israeli Defense Force has men and women in defense on their sovereign territory.

01:39:18.000 Yeah.

01:39:19.000 Kyle Miller says, What is your definition of what a conservative is, Tim?

01:39:23.000 It seems like the definition of conservative has changed over time.

01:39:26.000 I considered myself a liberal long ago but now I feel dejected by the left.

01:39:30.000 Yeah, there is an actual breakdown in the political compass of what conservative is.

01:39:35.000 It tends to be center-right, and liberal tends to be center-left, just underneath the line between the libertarian quadrant and the authoritarian quadrant.

01:39:43.000 So liberals lean towards freedom, but they still believe in a decent amount of authority for the state, but not so much.

01:39:49.000 And they lean left towards cooperative markets instead of competitive markets, which would be like a free market versus socialism.

01:39:56.000 So, most Americans are center-left or center-right, and America as a whole leans slightly center-right from most people.

01:40:05.000 We now have this big burgeoning class of far-leftists, socialists, communists, tankies, all this stuff, and they view everyone as far-right.

01:40:13.000 Right.

01:40:14.000 And it makes no sense.

01:40:15.000 It doesn't.

01:40:16.000 Because define far-right.

01:40:17.000 You can't.

01:40:18.000 If you move that far left, then everything's far right of you.

01:40:20.000 Because the compass is defined at... You could argue that their definition is cultural, meaning ultra-traditionalist, but the political compass doesn't define things this way.

01:40:30.000 The far right is competitive markets.

01:40:32.000 It's just, you know, that doesn't make sense.

01:40:34.000 So...

01:40:36.000 Paxton says, freedom requires duty.

01:40:38.000 If you want all the freedoms, but don't willingly do your duty to serve, then you lose some of those freedoms to make up for that duty.

01:40:44.000 Draft those chicks, even if they just work in logistics. 1.00

01:40:46.000 Makes sense.

01:40:47.000 Freedom and responsibility.

01:40:48.000 Did you guys ever see Starship Troopers?

01:40:50.000 Yeah.

01:40:50.000 Great movie.

01:40:51.000 Oh, I need to watch that.

01:40:52.000 Their society is, it's a, what is it called?

01:40:55.000 It's like a liberal society, but you can only vote if you join for two years or something like that.

01:41:00.000 That's how it works, right?

01:41:01.000 I think so.

01:41:01.000 Sargon did a big thing about it, and I can't remember what it was, but they try to pretend like Starship Troopers is about a fascist society.

01:41:09.000 It's not.

01:41:10.000 I haven't seen that movie in a long time.

01:41:11.000 It's an interesting thought, though, that you have full constitutional rights as a citizen, but in order to become a, I'm sorry, as a civilian, but in order to become a citizen that's allowed to vote in elections, you have to have served in the, you know, armed forces or something.

01:41:27.000 I actually kind of like that.

01:41:30.000 It sounds like there's a but.

01:41:32.000 No, why is that controversial?

01:41:33.000 I think it's an interesting idea.

01:41:34.000 I remember they were talking about it being a fascist idea, and I was like, why would you expect all of these freedoms without responsibility?

01:41:40.000 Because from what I understand, the right to vote used to be tied to doing things like serving on the fire force, like fire departments, and originally was, I don't know if this is fair, but people who owned land could vote first.

01:41:53.000 Yeah, I don't like that.

01:41:53.000 Because they had a vested interest in what happened.

01:41:56.000 I think we've moved now because not many people own land, but we want to maintain the rights of the individuals to be heard and all that stuff.

01:42:03.000 I'm not saying it's an idea I would want to see implemented, but I think it's interesting and, you know, exploring it would make sense.

01:42:09.000 You know, what happens when you have everyone just voting is you get an exploitative class of politicians who just say, uh, vote for me!

01:42:18.000 I'll give you $50,000.

01:42:21.000 That's what's happening.

01:42:21.000 That's true.

01:42:22.000 Elizabeth Warren.

01:42:23.000 College students, vote for me and I'll just give you 50 grand.

01:42:26.000 Basically, yeah.

01:42:27.000 Yep.

01:42:28.000 So once, you know, there's that quote that, you know, this country is doomed once politicians realize they can just offer taxpayer money to whoever for their votes.

01:42:37.000 And it's legal.

01:42:38.000 So things would change dramatically if only people who served could vote.

01:42:44.000 But if everyone else still had their constitutional rights and everything.

01:42:47.000 I'm not saying it's a good idea.

01:42:48.000 I'm saying it's interesting.

01:42:49.000 Yeah.

01:42:51.000 Fowlane says, if women want equality, then it means taking the bad with the good, and you should be able to stand up with the man next to you. 0.96

01:42:57.000 Yeah.

01:42:58.000 MixedG says, if feminists want equal rights, they must be held in the same standards than men in any organization. 0.99

01:43:04.000 Police, military, and anything else.

01:43:06.000 Student of history.

01:43:07.000 I was on my local FD for a few years.

01:43:10.000 The absolute worst thing to have in an emergency scene is someone who doesn't know what they're doing.

01:43:14.000 Yeah.

01:43:14.000 That's why probies ride last due and are usually gophers.

01:43:19.000 Gophers.

01:43:20.000 Interesting.

01:43:21.000 Kord says, equity hiring is a cancer.

01:43:23.000 Get the best people, period, man or woman.

01:43:25.000 I don't care.

01:43:26.000 Boom.

01:43:26.000 Totally agree.

01:43:27.000 Well, see, that's now the official conservative position.

01:43:30.000 And the liberal, it's not even liberal, they just, the leftist position, this is the dominant faction now, is equality of outcome.

01:43:36.000 We don't care if you're good at it.

01:43:38.000 We just want to see one man, one woman. 1.00

01:43:41.000 That just doesn't make sense.

01:43:42.000 It doesn't make sense at all.

01:43:44.000 That's equity for you.

01:43:45.000 OutKast says, three weeks ago I told you to buy food and ammo.

01:43:48.000 You said, nah, life doesn't get that interesting.

01:43:50.000 Since then you've informed the masses and I thank you for using the platform for good.

01:43:54.000 Nice new beanie by the way lol.

01:43:56.000 It was actually almost two months now, OutKast.

01:43:59.000 I was like, is it a new beanie?

01:44:02.000 He broke it in and no one noticed.

01:44:04.000 It's not a new beanie.

01:44:05.000 Oh, it's not the new one?

01:44:06.000 I feel like you've been wearing that beanie for our show.

01:44:10.000 I have other ones that are inverted.

01:44:12.000 Different colors.

01:44:14.000 I usually wear this beanie just because it's easier to tuck my hair into.

01:44:18.000 But, uh, I don't always wear it, but I've kind of, you know, I kind of adopted the whole Bernie, Bernie, uh... Bernie?

01:44:25.000 Not the Bernie, the Beanie, the Beanie Bros.

01:44:26.000 So what you're saying is you've gone full socialist.

01:44:29.000 No.

01:44:29.000 Oh, man.

01:44:30.000 I was like, no, say the right word.

01:44:33.000 Anyway, I like it now.

01:44:34.000 All right, let's read some more.

01:44:34.000 Supreme Horizon says, you should look at the British white feather in World War I. Don't know what it is.

01:44:40.000 Fallon says, but at the same time, if you look to World War II, America's mothers and daughters were helping out while not fighting.

01:44:45.000 Right.

01:44:46.000 Yeah.

01:44:46.000 Mr. Phil says, draft everyone.

01:44:48.000 There are plenty of MOSs and rates.

01:44:50.000 I'm an aviation electrician.

01:44:51.000 At one point, half my shop was female.

01:44:54.000 I'm surprised that it's an issue.

01:44:56.000 Yeah, well, it's because the feminists don't want to be drafted. 1.00

01:44:58.000 So, they want all the freedom but none of the responsibilities.

01:45:02.000 And we just jumped again.

01:45:03.000 Thank you, YouTube, for making that happen.

01:45:04.000 Now, where were we?

01:45:05.000 There we go.

01:45:06.000 Julian, uh, there we go.

01:45:07.000 Julian says, Womanhood, like everything, is being devalued by liberalism.

01:45:11.000 There is no victory in subverting our perfectly complementary differences.

01:45:14.000 It's not liberalism.

01:45:15.000 It's leftism.

01:45:16.000 Yeah, please don't misname it.

01:45:17.000 Liberals and conservatives agree on most things.

01:45:19.000 Yeah, it's most strange.

01:45:20.000 Like most things.

01:45:21.000 I think the real difference Between the two is the extent at which the government can provide a service.

01:45:27.000 That's really it.

01:45:28.000 So like classical liberals versus social liberals.

01:45:31.000 Though social liberals, which is the traditional liberal in this country, like when people say the word liberal they mean social liberal, they do believe in civil rights laws and stuff like that.

01:45:41.000 So to an extent I'll say it's fair to point out, but these people who are going nuts, like they besmirch the good name of liberals.

01:45:48.000 And liberals are gone.

01:45:49.000 They're politically homeless at this point.

01:45:51.000 You've got authoritarian left and conservatives.

01:45:53.000 And that's like the main factions.

01:45:55.000 And I think one of the reasons is that a lot of people who used to be liberals have just joined the conservative faction.

01:46:00.000 Yeah.

01:46:01.000 It's what it is.

01:46:01.000 It's weird.

01:46:02.000 Mixed Cheese says, China is 100% responsible for what we are facing now. 1.00

01:46:07.000 Don't forget that America.

01:46:08.000 Do not, do not, uh, do never forget.

01:46:11.000 JMax says, just got back from picking up to-go order and I am flabbergasted by how many people are out and about.

01:46:16.000 It's more than a typical Tuesday, not in a pandemic.

01:46:19.000 What the heck?

01:46:19.000 I'm pretty libertarian, but this is a little, but the little authoritarian devil on my shoulder has been whispering loudly as of late.

01:46:25.000 I hear you, man.

01:46:26.000 That's been the case for a lot of libertarians.

01:46:28.000 I don't get it, man.

01:46:29.000 Stay inside your homes.

01:46:30.000 How hard is that?

01:46:33.000 You can go for a walk to a certain extent, but people are out.

01:46:37.000 There's videos from New York of just crowds of people in the street.

01:46:40.000 There are people posting photos saying, look how empty it is.

01:46:43.000 And I'm like, yeah, dude, but I've seen videos, man.

01:46:45.000 People are out doing their normal thing.

01:46:46.000 Yeah, they are.

01:46:48.000 Yeah, well, what do you do, man?

01:46:50.000 Hey, me too.

01:46:50.000 Not essential.

01:46:50.000 says my work won't won't let me work because of shutdown.

01:46:54.000 So here's some money I guess can't wait for the Dems to lose

01:46:56.000 in 2020 Gary Johnson voter here. Alex I'll says Texas

01:47:00.000 suspended abortions under until pandemic is over.

01:47:03.000 Not essential.

01:47:04.000 Really? Yeah. Well, it is correct. Wow.

01:47:07.000 There's going to be a major baby boom, dude.

01:47:09.000 Yeah, there is.

01:47:10.000 Nine months.

01:47:10.000 It's going to be huge.

01:47:12.000 Technically Right says, during the Cold War, the KGB gave a report to the Kremlin saying that if they were going to invade the U.S., that under no circumstances should they enter Texas.

01:47:20.000 Their recommendation was to nuke the entire state.

01:47:23.000 Wow.

01:47:23.000 Is that real?

01:47:24.000 That's amazing.

01:47:24.000 Is that real?

01:47:25.000 I don't know.

01:47:26.000 That sounds amazing.

01:47:27.000 Sounds wild.

01:47:29.000 Don't mess with Texas.

01:47:30.000 Texas is awesome.

01:47:31.000 I've been to Texas.

01:47:31.000 Texans are awesome people, by the way.

01:47:34.000 Big characters.

01:47:35.000 Shout out to my Texas friends.

01:47:37.000 Rich M says, Tim, for the love of God, make them stop playing the Michael Phelps silk

01:47:40.000 commercial on Hulu.

01:47:42.000 There's nothing I can do, I'm sorry.

01:47:44.000 Mixi says, after five years of being a lawful permanent resident, I already have my citizenship.

01:47:49.000 I'm finally voting in this coming election.

01:47:51.000 Cool.

01:47:52.000 Congrats.

01:47:53.000 Born Mexican, raised in America.

01:47:54.000 Thanks for the super chat.

01:47:55.000 Gun Doge says, you guys see Britney Spears came out as a commie?

01:47:58.000 We did!

01:47:58.000 We did a whole thing about it!

01:48:00.000 Go back to the first part, tomorrow.

01:48:03.000 Alright, let's see.

01:48:04.000 Tiffany G says, as a female Marine, I think women should be required to register for the draft if men are required. 0.79

01:48:10.000 Women shouldn't be in combat if they can't pass. 1.00

01:48:13.000 Men who failed didn't make standards change.

01:48:15.000 Why should it change for women? 1.00

01:48:17.000 Excellent, thank you.

01:48:18.000 Thank you for that.

01:48:19.000 Purple Nerp says, quote from Thomas Jefferson, the strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is as a last resort to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

01:48:29.000 I agree.

01:48:30.000 Yeah.

01:48:31.000 Well, I think, but I understand the quotes in The Founding Fathers, but for the necessity of a free state or whatever, I think it's the militias we're used to mobilize to protect us.

01:48:41.000 However, that doesn't mean it changes what the Constitution says.

01:48:44.000 And now you see many people on the left argue, but we don't need militias anymore.

01:48:47.000 I don't care.

01:48:48.000 Change the Constitution if you don't think we need it too bad.

01:48:50.000 Yeah, good luck.

01:48:51.000 Top Gundy says, men don't get knocked up overseas.

01:48:54.000 Women tend to have a bunch of relationships on deployment. 1.00

01:48:57.000 Interesting.

01:48:58.000 Shield Lab says, have you done a video yet on Event 201?

01:49:00.000 If not, please do.

01:49:02.000 My wife and I have been watching every video of yours on all your channels.

01:49:04.000 Great content.

01:49:05.000 Keep it up.

01:49:05.000 Stay safe.

01:49:06.000 Thank you.

01:49:07.000 What is it?

01:49:07.000 I don't know.

01:49:08.000 Event 201.

01:49:08.000 I will look it up.

01:49:09.000 No idea.

01:49:10.000 DatSimpleNope says, damn Tim, sugar honey iced tea is getting dark.

01:49:14.000 Sure.

01:49:15.000 Sugar honey iced tea.

01:49:17.000 What is that?

01:49:18.000 Spell it out.

01:49:20.000 Oh, I get it.

01:49:23.000 Wolfenbach says, it was a lot more violent back then.

01:49:26.000 In the 1920s, we had a failed attempt on J.B.S.

01:49:29.000 Estrup at close range in Denmark.

01:49:31.000 He was shot at point-blank range, but a button on his jacket deflected the bullet.

01:49:37.000 Sam Schlepper says, lots of issues with females in the military arise because there are so few of them. 1.00

01:49:42.000 If there was an even 50-50 split, things would be a lot easier.

01:49:45.000 Interesting.

01:49:46.000 Jim says, have you guys seen the story in Financial Times and New York Mag about the Oxford study just released saying this only harmful for people with some immune deficiencies?

01:49:54.000 Did not see that.

01:49:55.000 That's interesting to come from the New York Mag and Financial Times.

01:49:57.000 It's left and right, kind of.

01:49:59.000 Brian says, register for the draft and to vote at the same time.

01:50:02.000 There you go.

01:50:04.000 Former Go says, several countries have mandatory military service for, I believe, at least two years.

01:50:09.000 I think that would help curb some of these young people's bad habits and help curb obesity.

01:50:13.000 Thoughts?

01:50:14.000 Agree.

01:50:14.000 Completely agree.

01:50:15.000 Yeah, man.

01:50:16.000 But I don't know if I like the idea of mandating people have to do anything.

01:50:19.000 What is this?

01:50:20.000 Get out of here.

01:50:21.000 There was, I think, Rahm Emanuel.

01:50:24.000 I don't know where he's at now, but he worked for Obama, then he was the mayor of Chicago.

01:50:27.000 He was very much in favor of mandatory basic for all Americans.

01:50:30.000 I kind of don't hate that idea.

01:50:32.000 That's what they do in Israel.

01:50:33.000 I kind of don't either.

01:50:34.000 That's a little authoritarian devil on your shoulder.

01:50:36.000 That's what they do in Israel.

01:50:37.000 It's true.

01:50:37.000 But it's only three months.

01:50:39.000 Basic training.

01:50:40.000 You'll become tough, disciplined.

01:50:42.000 You'll understand.

01:50:43.000 You'll learn a lot.

01:50:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:50:44.000 When I see these people licking toilet seats, and ice cream, and going and butt chugging, it's like they need a little bit of discipline in their lives.

01:50:55.000 It is the little authoritarian devil in me.

01:50:57.000 That's why I just err on the side of libertarian.

01:50:59.000 I can't do it.

01:50:59.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:51:00.000 I know.

01:51:00.000 It's like, you take the good with the bad, how do you deal with this?

01:51:04.000 You're right, I know.

01:51:04.000 I think the challenge is though, it's a pendulum swing, and too much of having no discipline results in just absolute chaos.

01:51:12.000 But then the chaos will create a natural circumstance where the discipline is required.

01:51:17.000 We don't have to force anyone to do anything.

01:51:18.000 Like right now is proof, the coronavirus, all of these undisciplined toilet lickers are gonna learn their lesson. 1.00

01:51:24.000 It's just the way it is, man.

01:51:26.000 All right, Chris White says, but does Tim Poole have hair?

01:51:28.000 In fact, he does not.

01:51:30.000 Robert Smith says, get busy living or get busy dying.

01:51:34.000 Solid.

01:51:35.000 Kyle Ellis says, do you think martial law will be imposed?

01:51:39.000 No, but some strange iteration that will expand the government's powers probably will.

01:51:44.000 So we were talking about martial law starting in California last night, and I forgot to mention to you today, but this morning I read about California using drones to enforce the stay inside rule after dark.

01:51:56.000 And I was like, ah, I wonder where it's going to start.

01:51:59.000 Thanks.

01:51:59.000 California.

01:52:00.000 Yep.

01:52:00.000 That's frightening.

01:52:02.000 Artemis says, Texas is the doom slayer of the U.S.

01:52:05.000 When all else is lost, they will rise.

01:52:07.000 Rip and tear until it is done.

01:52:08.000 Yeah, man.

01:52:09.000 Caleb says, much love from Texas.

01:52:10.000 Appreciate it.

01:52:10.000 Thanks, bro.

01:52:11.000 David says, so you think most sane people will jump to the Republican Party then because the party caused the party to split while Democrats are pushed off into obscurity?

01:52:18.000 Yes.

01:52:19.000 And then you will have, you'll have a group called like the liberal Republicans versus the Republican, like a new factional form called like the liberal Republicans.

01:52:26.000 Right.

01:52:26.000 Yep.

01:52:28.000 Julian says, Mr. Reagan did a great video on limiting voting to taxpayers and restricting votes from public servants, namely politicians.

01:52:35.000 Also, do you watch Mark Dice?

01:52:36.000 I do not, but I have seen some of his videos.

01:52:39.000 I know Mark.

01:52:40.000 Kord says, it's fascinating how our belief system gets tested when there is a real threat out there.

01:52:45.000 Yeah, man.

01:52:46.000 Well, let's bring it- let's do a feminism finale. 1.00

01:52:50.000 We have this article that Adam actually brought up and it's gonna make everyone angry because I'm assuming there's a big, large group of men in the chat.

01:52:57.000 Well, it certainly annoys me.

01:52:59.000 I mean, I got, you know- It made me mad.

01:53:01.000 Well, let's give people context.

01:53:03.000 Let them know what the story is.

01:53:04.000 So here, it says, how do I raise a good son in a world that lets men be so bad?

01:53:10.000 And then right underneath it goes, I just found out my baby is a boy.

01:53:14.000 What a nightmare.

01:53:16.000 It's just like, are you kidding me, dude?

01:53:18.000 It's this guy, Tom Wyman.

01:53:20.000 So it's, you know, it's going to be a future father.

01:53:23.000 And it's like, I read this before we even get into it.

01:53:27.000 Like, what is your take on this guy?

01:53:30.000 You know, what a loser.

01:53:31.000 Well, yeah.

01:53:32.000 I mean, I feel like you're the reason why men get to be so bad.

01:53:36.000 Because you don't know what you're doing.

01:53:38.000 You probably had a dad that didn't have any idea what he's doing.

01:53:42.000 You know, it's like... Self-loathing.

01:53:44.000 It's so easy.

01:53:44.000 You just talk to them.

01:53:46.000 And you are there for them.

01:53:49.000 Now, I don't have a child yet.

01:53:52.000 You know, I plan on having kids someday.

01:53:54.000 Soon.

01:53:55.000 Maybe.

01:53:56.000 I don't know, you know, but...

01:53:57.000 You know, if it is a boy or a girl, it doesn't matter. 0.60

01:54:01.000 I'm going to treat them like a human being and talk to them.

01:54:04.000 Well, this might be shocking to you.

01:54:07.000 Oh, no.

01:54:07.000 What?

01:54:08.000 Boys are people.

01:54:11.000 Exactly.

01:54:11.000 And men.

01:54:12.000 Individuals?

01:54:13.000 I know that.

01:54:14.000 They're actually humans.

01:54:17.000 Yes.

01:54:17.000 Isn't that amazing?

01:54:18.000 It is amazing.

01:54:19.000 I know.

01:54:20.000 Think about, like, have we ever...

01:54:24.000 I was going to bring up China a little bit and their one-child policy stuff. 0.97

01:54:28.000 But I think everyone gets it.

01:54:29.000 What they did to the female babies.

01:54:32.000 We don't want to go down a path of, you know, one is worse or better than the other.

01:54:36.000 But we have such an insane world of propaganda because these media companies, in my opinion, are chasing after a narrative.

01:54:43.000 This guy probably doesn't believe any of this.

01:54:45.000 He's probably thinking, what can I write to get a million views?

01:54:48.000 This is the toilet licking of journalism.

01:54:51.000 That is so true.

01:54:52.000 That is exactly what this is.

01:54:54.000 Saying, I'm gonna have a boy and it's a nightmare, is the equivalent of licking a toilet.

01:54:59.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

01:55:00.000 This guy's just slobbering.

01:55:01.000 And you know what?

01:55:02.000 More than once.

01:55:03.000 It's like, he licked a toilet twice.

01:55:07.000 Do you want to read it?

01:55:07.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:55:08.000 So I skipped ahead a little bit.

01:55:10.000 It says, last week my partner and I found out the gender of our gestating child is going to be assigned at birth.

01:55:17.000 And ever since the ultrasound technician turned to us and said, I can tell you that this little person is going to be a little male person.

01:55:23.000 I have not been able to stop thinking about that strip.

01:55:27.000 It's like before Edie got pregnant, I always assumed that if I did have a child, I'd want a girl.

01:55:32.000 I've been told that boys have a tendency to pee directly in your face when you're changing their diapers, so it seemed like with a girl, at least you'd be starting out learning how to change a baby on easy mode. 0.99

01:55:42.000 That's offensive.

01:55:44.000 Girls are easy mode? 1.00

01:55:45.000 What is that supposed to mean?

01:55:46.000 So that's what it's about?

01:55:47.000 Girls are easy? 1.00

01:55:48.000 You're afraid to get peed in the face?

01:55:52.000 That's fake.

01:55:53.000 He's making that up.

01:55:53.000 I know, exactly.

01:55:54.000 If you're worried about getting peed in the face, just put something over it while you're changing the diaper.

01:55:58.000 Get out of here.

01:55:58.000 Dude.

01:55:59.000 So silly.

01:56:00.000 Get a sneeze guard.

01:56:00.000 Every single one of my brothers stood on the counter when they were like two or three years old.

01:56:05.000 Fire range.

01:56:07.000 Free range fire.

01:56:08.000 Honestly, all I'm getting is he's afraid of kids.

01:56:12.000 It doesn't matter.

01:56:12.000 Nah, nah, nah.

01:56:13.000 He's lying.

01:56:14.000 Oh yeah.

01:56:15.000 This is virtue signal 101.

01:56:16.000 Absolutely.

01:56:17.000 Well, I think men are bad. 0.88

01:56:21.000 It's like, dude, you're married, right?

01:56:23.000 Or no, you're partner, I'm sorry.

01:56:25.000 Oh, this is just so gross.

01:56:26.000 It's like white guilt, dude.

01:56:29.000 What does it say?

01:56:30.000 Oh, yeah, and he says, plus there's a broader range of cute clothes in which it's generally considered socially acceptable to dress baby girls up.

01:56:36.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa!

01:56:37.000 Socially acceptable?

01:56:39.000 To dress baby girls?

01:56:40.000 I thought a child could be any gender.

01:56:42.000 Whatever they want, yeah.

01:56:44.000 So why can't you put your boy in a dress? 0.99

01:56:45.000 Yeah.

01:56:46.000 You see the problem here?

01:56:48.000 He's trying to navigate the un-navigable.

01:56:51.000 There are no rules.

01:56:53.000 Nothing makes sense.

01:56:54.000 And so right now he's conflated.

01:56:55.000 He's mixed.

01:56:56.000 Two different ideologies.

01:56:58.000 That girls have cute clothes. 1.00

01:57:00.000 Sorry, you failed.

01:57:01.000 Now he's going to get attacked by the left and the right.

01:57:05.000 Well, see, he goes on to... No, I really don't.

01:57:10.000 He's over it.

01:57:10.000 Yeah, what is this?

01:57:11.000 Simone de Beauvoir?

01:57:13.000 I don't even want to know what these guys... I did read through this when I first found it and it's annoying.

01:57:20.000 He's like, what am I supposed to do?

01:57:21.000 Talk about emotions to him?

01:57:24.000 What?

01:57:24.000 Yes!

01:57:26.000 Well, what am I supposed to do?

01:57:28.000 Teach him how to roughhouse?

01:57:29.000 Treat him like a person?

01:57:31.000 Yeah, it's like he's complaining about having to be a father, basically.

01:57:35.000 That's what this all boils down to, and it's just annoying.

01:57:38.000 And then what's worse is after he's complaining about having a kid, a boy, the very last sentence... Here, let's just scroll.

01:57:46.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:57:47.000 You found some stuff?

01:57:47.000 We gotta read this, we gotta read this.

01:57:48.000 Alright, alright, I won't skip.

01:57:50.000 Here's what he says.

01:57:51.000 But having a son can also, as Roast Beef realizes, I have no idea who that is, seem like something out of a nightmare.

01:57:58.000 I don't know if you've noticed, but men in the society are often really not very good people.

01:58:04.000 We've had a really hard time deciding on a name for a boy, because for the most part, whenever we've found one we actually like, we've realized it's also the name of some notable a-hole. 0.90

01:58:12.000 Oh, not this name.

01:58:14.000 That was the name of a teacher who was really patronizing to me, or... Oh no, that one?

01:58:18.000 That's the name... That's the same name as a close friend's terrible ex-boyfriend.

01:58:22.000 Names tend to pick up a history, and when it comes to men's name, that history is typically highly ignominious.

01:58:30.000 Okay, let me tell you something.

01:58:32.000 I have ex-girlfriends, too.

01:58:33.000 They have names.

01:58:34.000 Am I never gonna say their name again?

01:58:37.000 Look, if this guy was real, if this is serious, he's mentally unwell.

01:58:42.000 Yeah.

01:58:42.000 I don't want to have to say a name of some- How many Tom, Dick, and Harry's are there?

01:58:46.000 And if it is real, I feel bad for his son.

01:58:49.000 Yeah, man.

01:58:50.000 Dude, yeah.

01:58:51.000 Can we- Because- No matter what he's thinking is gonna happen, that's gonna be- Dude.

01:58:57.000 His kid's gonna grow up.

01:58:59.000 This article will be- I don't even want to say it.

01:59:00.000 The internet is forever.

01:59:02.000 Assuming the world doesn't end, Yeah.

01:59:03.000 This kid's gonna grow up and at some point see this.

01:59:05.000 And read this.

01:59:06.000 Yup.

01:59:07.000 And be like, you thought I was a nightmare?

01:59:09.000 Like what?

01:59:09.000 Thanks dad.

01:59:10.000 Like wow.

01:59:11.000 This is what he thought of me.

01:59:13.000 Or thanks roast beef.

01:59:14.000 Is that his name, roast beef?

01:59:15.000 I don't even know.

01:59:15.000 Look at this.

01:59:16.000 If you're not careful, masculinity can turn what could once have been a perfectly viable human being into a selfish, violent repository of infantile neediness and poorly repressed emotions.

01:59:27.000 This is psychosis.

01:59:29.000 Whoa.

01:59:30.000 This is psychopathy.

01:59:31.000 Dude.

01:59:32.000 You want to talk about toxic masculinity?

01:59:34.000 This dude is a perfect exhibit of toxic masculinity.

01:59:37.000 No, this is toxic femininity. 1.00

01:59:38.000 Yeah, yeah, it's the opposite.

01:59:40.000 You know what this reminds me of?

01:59:42.000 In Parks and Rec, I haven't seen the show in a while, I don't know why this is popping in my head, but there's this gay couple.

01:59:49.000 or the guy's gay and the woman isn't but they're married and they're like against every single thing that has to do with sex in in the government like they're trying to teach old old people because there's like an STD outbreak in in like the old Pearson's home and they're like the the parks and rec ladies like we got to teach these people so they don't spread it anymore so they're trying to do like sex ed class for these guys and they storm in and they're like no this is terrible and blah blah blah blah blah and it's like They're so against all things normal, traditional, and this feels like it was not even written by a guy.

02:00:25.000 I feel like she was over his shoulder like, and add this, and add this in there too, and make sure this is in there.

02:00:31.000 Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

02:00:32.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

02:00:33.000 We gotta read this.

02:00:34.000 Yeah, let's read it.

02:00:35.000 I know it.

02:00:35.000 It gets worse.

02:00:36.000 We can do it.

02:00:37.000 We got this.

02:00:37.000 Toxic can seem overused as an adjective with which to accompany masculinity.

02:00:43.000 But this is perhaps just because of how extremely appropriate it is.

02:00:46.000 Too often, masculinity can present itself as a sort of seething poison,

02:00:51.000 a noxious stench which insinuates itself everywhere, a malignant parasite that tries to make everything beholden

02:01:00.000 to it.

02:01:01.000 Even the express intention by those who bear it to escape the worst aspects of masculinity seems all too often to repeat its excesses.

02:01:09.000 Every, quote, not-all-men man is trying to seek an exemption for themselves.

02:01:14.000 Every self-described male feminist is probably just trying to get laid. 1.00

02:01:17.000 The nice guy will storm out of the room and make you follow him if you fail to acknowledge how nice he is being.

02:01:23.000 For men, failing to be good often seems like the easiest choice at every step.

02:01:27.000 So, they're basically saying every single guy is bad.

02:01:31.000 I figured it out.

02:01:32.000 All men are bad. 1.00

02:01:32.000 I figured it out. 1.00

02:01:33.000 Wait, Tim figured it out.

02:01:34.000 Please, Tim.

02:01:35.000 Enlighten me.

02:01:35.000 Two things.

02:01:36.000 First, he's talking about himself.

02:01:40.000 He's very much the male feminist.

02:01:42.000 He's projecting.

02:01:43.000 He's projecting exactly who he is.

02:01:46.000 Self-described male feminist is probably just trying to get laid. 1.00

02:01:48.000 He knows it because it's him.

02:01:49.000 And he's worried his kid will just be him.

02:01:51.000 That's what he's really saying.

02:01:52.000 That would be terrifying.

02:01:54.000 And now here's the other thing.

02:01:56.000 Why is it that so many feminists think all men are bad? 1.00

02:01:59.000 Because the men they surround themselves with are bad.

02:02:01.000 Bingo.

02:02:02.000 They are dudes like this.

02:02:03.000 I'll tell you what.

02:02:04.000 Adam, you seem like a pretty good dude.

02:02:05.000 Oh, thanks.

02:02:06.000 You don't hang out with these people.

02:02:07.000 No.

02:02:08.000 Neither do I. I don't.

02:02:09.000 And that's the thing.

02:02:10.000 The guys who are surrounding these women are the nice guy male feminists just trying to get laid. 0.57

02:02:15.000 Trying to get laid?

02:02:15.000 So they're surrounded by these skeevy dudes who are dishonest.

02:02:19.000 You're right.

02:02:19.000 And then regular good masculine stoic guys are like, I don't want to have anything to do with your creepy ideology.

02:02:25.000 Yeah, it's true.

02:02:26.000 It's like if you want to go believe in like, you know, babies have no gender or whatever, I don't care.

02:02:31.000 I'm gonna be over there.

02:02:32.000 Yeah.

02:02:33.000 But then the male feminist goes, I believe babies have no gender. 1.00

02:02:37.000 Now that I agree with you, will you sleep with me?

02:02:40.000 May I have a crumb?

02:02:42.000 Why don't you start?

02:02:43.000 Go ahead and read the next paragraph.

02:02:45.000 Oh, we're ready.

02:02:46.000 Oh, go for it.

02:02:49.000 I told you it gets worse.

02:02:52.000 Is this a parody?

02:02:53.000 Are you sure it's not like a satirical website?

02:02:55.000 Dude, it's not.

02:02:56.000 Alright, he says, obviously there's a caveat here.

02:02:58.000 Because who knows?

02:03:00.000 Maybe as soon as my child is able to talk, they'll tell us we've got everything wrong, and they're actually a girl. 0.99

02:03:04.000 Oh, jeez.

02:03:05.000 Here we go!

02:03:06.000 How did you know?

02:03:07.000 That would present its own set of parenting challenges.

02:03:10.000 But assuming he sticks with the gender the ultrasound technician told us he's going to be given, how can I stop my son from growing up to be a total prick?

02:03:18.000 It's called being a dad.

02:03:19.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:03:20.000 Dude, wow.

02:03:23.000 I think you nailed it.

02:03:24.000 I think you called it out.

02:03:25.000 Definitely.

02:03:26.000 It's him.

02:03:26.000 He's a whiny, pathetic, nice guy who's trying to get laid.

02:03:30.000 That's all it is.

02:03:31.000 Look at this long, insane... What is it?

02:03:35.000 The outline?

02:03:36.000 He's a contributing writer at the outline.

02:03:38.000 He's a philosopher?

02:03:39.000 No, he isn't.

02:03:39.000 He's a child.

02:03:40.000 No, he is not.

02:03:41.000 You want to read the last paragraph?

02:03:43.000 In other words, if I want to escape the nightmare possibility of my son growing up to be the wrong sort of man, I'm going to need to both encourage and allow him to be his own person.

02:03:54.000 And so I suppose I need to forget that the little sitting...

02:03:58.000 I'm sorry little one about that little one sitting on one knee with the same face as me I need to let go or I need to let my son grow a face of his own I love you so much already.

02:04:07.000 We lad.

02:04:09.000 I can't wait to find out who you are This is the most psychotic. 0.97

02:04:13.000 Oh, so this is actually a really old article Well, it's a year old.

02:04:17.000 This kid is alive now.

02:04:18.000 I couldn't concentrate on it.

02:04:19.000 It's too frustrating.

02:04:20.000 And I'm worried for this kid.

02:04:21.000 Oh, so the kid's alive now.

02:04:23.000 He's out and about.

02:04:23.000 Out and about.

02:04:24.000 How much you want to bet is completely fake.

02:04:26.000 I hope it is.

02:04:27.000 He's sitting in his room, and here's what happened.

02:04:29.000 His wife walked in, and she was like, Tom, we are going to be short for this month's mortgage payment.

02:04:33.000 And he went...

02:04:36.000 I'll write an article complaining about our son being male.

02:04:40.000 That should get a few million clicks from woke feminists. 1.00

02:04:43.000 And she goes, yeah, let's do that.

02:04:46.000 No, she was like, I don't care what you write, just write something that makes money.

02:04:50.000 And then so he writes the first draft and he's like, I think I'm going to publish this.

02:04:53.000 And she goes, no, no, no, no, no.

02:04:54.000 You need to say that you don't want a son at all, that all men are parasites.

02:04:58.000 That'll get clicks.

02:04:58.000 And he goes, good idea.

02:05:01.000 Yeah, that's true.

02:05:01.000 Submit!

02:05:02.000 I hope you're right.

02:05:03.000 How did you find this?

02:05:05.000 From Pocket.

02:05:06.000 Oh, Pocket Worthy.

02:05:07.000 They kind of hold on to older stuff.

02:05:08.000 Interesting.

02:05:09.000 Pocket's a pretty great source of different articles and stuff.

02:05:13.000 This is a cult.

02:05:16.000 Yeah.

02:05:16.000 This is like a weird dogmatic religion that makes no sense.

02:05:19.000 Yeah, it is a little cult-y.

02:05:21.000 If you came to me and said, all of group of people are bad, I'd be like, I do not like that.

02:05:26.000 I do not want to associate with that.

02:05:27.000 How can you say that?

02:05:28.000 Have you met all of them?

02:05:29.000 I'm sorry.

02:05:29.000 No, no, no.

02:05:30.000 Hold on.

02:05:31.000 Nope.

02:05:31.000 I'm wrong.

02:05:32.000 I gotta work that back.

02:05:33.000 No, I'm sorry.

02:05:34.000 Oh yeah?

02:05:34.000 Communists.

02:05:35.000 I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

02:05:37.000 No, no, I've actually met some okay communists.

02:05:40.000 And I mean that.

02:05:40.000 I really do.

02:05:41.000 I do not agree with the idea that literally every person is irredeemable or bad, especially based on their immutable characteristics.

02:05:48.000 Look, I've met communists.

02:05:50.000 I tell this story often.

02:05:52.000 A guy, he was wearing a mask with a sickle and a hammer, and he was giving out literature.

02:05:55.000 And I asked him how he felt about Antifa violence.

02:05:58.000 And he said, that's terrible.

02:05:59.000 It's awful.

02:05:59.000 And I was like, really?

02:06:00.000 I was like, I'm surprised.

02:06:01.000 I thought you'd agree.

02:06:02.000 He's like, nah, man.

02:06:03.000 He's like true freedom and like communism would be everyone being equal.

02:06:08.000 And if you're equal, you can't attack somebody else.

02:06:10.000 Yeah.

02:06:10.000 And I was like, my man.

02:06:11.000 And so we talked about it and I said, I completely disagree with your view on how a market could

02:06:16.000 work.

02:06:16.000 I do not believe it's possible.

02:06:17.000 Economics.

02:06:18.000 But I, but I appreciate that you're handing out literature, having conversations with

02:06:20.000 people and denouncing violence.

02:06:21.000 That's all I can really ask for.

02:06:24.000 That's a great thing that we can talk about this stuff.

02:06:26.000 So, yeah, I even have friends who are, like, woke feminists. 0.96

02:06:31.000 As long as you're not an authoritarian who cries and screams on the internet, you can believe dumb things.

02:06:35.000 Yeah.

02:06:35.000 Because they think I believe dumb things.

02:06:38.000 But this article is poison.

02:06:39.000 I'm worried for this kid.

02:06:40.000 I'm worried for other people who might read this and think it's real.

02:06:44.000 I hope it is fake.

02:06:45.000 Remember we were talking about with the celebrities screeching and saying insane crap?

02:06:48.000 It's because they read garbage like this.

02:06:50.000 And they think that's what people like.

02:06:52.000 All that these celebrities' jobs are is to get clicks and get traffic.

02:06:56.000 They are professional toilet bowl lickers.

02:06:58.000 Yes.

02:06:58.000 Boom.

02:06:59.000 We're going to call them that.

02:07:00.000 I don't think this is a parody because this is on Pocket and they don't put stuff on there that's not.

02:07:04.000 I want to look this guy up.

02:07:05.000 I want to look him up on Twitter and ask him a bunch of questions.

02:07:08.000 Sure.

02:07:08.000 You know what?

02:07:08.000 Please do.

02:07:09.000 I would love that.

02:07:10.000 These people are fake, man.

02:07:11.000 This guy's a grifter.

02:07:12.000 It's gotta be.

02:07:13.000 Like, what person is gonna be like, I can't believe I have a son because men are evil?

02:07:16.000 It's like, that's fake, dude.

02:07:18.000 I know.

02:07:18.000 I mean, hey, people are cultists.

02:07:20.000 I hope you're right.

02:07:20.000 Alright, you know what?

02:07:21.000 There's way too many details and it goes way too long for it to be fake.

02:07:25.000 No, I agree, I agree.

02:07:26.000 Or maybe that is a sign of how fake it is.

02:07:28.000 I don't know.

02:07:28.000 Yeah.

02:07:28.000 Who knows?

02:07:29.000 However!

02:07:30.000 Yes.

02:07:30.000 We are over time.

02:07:31.000 Yeah!

02:07:31.000 So we're gonna jump to the Super Chats.

02:07:32.000 Quick Super Chats.

02:07:33.000 Before we close out, wow, guys, this has been the biggest show we've ever done.

02:07:36.000 We had over 12,000 current viewers.

02:07:38.000 You guys are awesome.

02:07:40.000 You guys are awesome.

02:07:42.000 The most likes.

02:07:43.000 You guys are awesome.

02:07:47.000 I remember hitting up my buddy Adam like, bro, remember we tried to do that show?

02:07:50.000 Yeah.

02:07:50.000 We tried to do the show.

02:07:51.000 I was like, let's do it.

02:07:53.000 And Adam was like, yeah, bro.

02:07:54.000 I'm like, I'm so bored.

02:07:55.000 Thank you.

02:07:57.000 I'm just looking for something to do.

02:07:59.000 Seriously, for like a week and a half I was talking to Nisha about, like, what am I gonna do?

02:08:03.000 Like, what can I do now?

02:08:04.000 This is perfect for you.

02:08:05.000 I really needed to... I wanted to do something that I can...

02:08:09.000 Honestly, I don't even have the end of that sentence.

02:08:12.000 I was just starting the wheels in my head to figure it out.

02:08:16.000 And I was like, you know what?

02:08:18.000 I'm going to do whatever comes my way.

02:08:19.000 And the next day you called me.

02:08:22.000 Straight up, the next day after I said it, I'm like, you know what?

02:08:25.000 I'm going to accept every opportunity that comes my way.

02:08:28.000 And you called me the next day.

02:08:29.000 And I was like, I guess I'm moving.

02:08:32.000 I was gonna do the van thing.

02:08:34.000 I couldn't find anybody because it's not so much about finding somebody, it's about structuring it in a way that would work and I couldn't figure it out.

02:08:40.000 So I was like, then I think what I need to do is just maybe like a nightly conversational show or something.

02:08:45.000 And we had done it before, a really like Off the cuff, like, on a laptop with some webcams.

02:08:51.000 And so I was like, yeah, I'll just hit up Adam, like, let's get it done.

02:08:54.000 The webcams, I forgot about that.

02:08:57.000 Yeah, it was, like, cruddy.

02:08:58.000 But that was fun, though, yeah, it's true.

02:09:00.000 I didn't think we were going to get anywhere near where we are as, like, dude, you guys are awesome.

02:09:04.000 This is amazing.

02:09:04.000 Yes, you are awesome.

02:09:05.000 Thank you.

02:09:05.000 I thought we were mostly going to be, like, complaining in my basement to a handful of people.

02:09:09.000 And all of a sudden, we've gone from, like, 2K to 12.

02:09:11.000 It's amazing.

02:09:14.000 Thank you.

02:09:14.000 Thank you for thank you everybody and I everybody who hit the like button we're at 3.1.

02:09:19.000 It's all the all the new members It's crazy.

02:09:23.000 Yeah, so we'll go through the last few super chats, and then we're a little bit over for today, but it's okay So let's try and figure out where we are we got a whole bunch of super chats Maybe I can't go through them because we are we are going pretty late get as many as we can oh Man, there's there's a ton Wow All right, let's go for it.

02:09:42.000 Yep, let's do it.

02:09:43.000 I'm trying to figure out, there we go.

02:09:45.000 Okay, let's see.

02:09:46.000 Joey, thanks for becoming a member.

02:09:47.000 JJ says, let's call the new kids Coronenials.

02:09:52.000 Yeah.

02:09:53.000 JMaxx says, military basics save for Marines is a joke for most branches nowadays.

02:09:57.000 I went through in 2009, and it wasn't even that hard then, and now I've got friends saying it's even easier.

02:10:03.000 I've heard similar things.

02:10:05.000 Shire Logistics says, Bernie Sanders ran for one reason, ad buy money.

02:10:09.000 Once again, his wife was his ad buyer.

02:10:11.000 That's also why he won't drop out until he spends all the money.

02:10:14.000 Interesting.

02:10:15.000 Is that money going to her? 1.00

02:10:16.000 Is that how it's working?

02:10:17.000 I heard stuff about his wife.

02:10:18.000 I do not know.

02:10:19.000 Interesting.

02:10:19.000 I don't know.

02:10:20.000 Victor says, Democrats just hold a carrot in front of voters.

02:10:24.000 Delete says, I love the idea of doubling the size of our military.

02:10:28.000 JK says, thanks for reading my last one.

02:10:30.000 Please investigate that.

02:10:30.000 You are better at research than I. If the counter articles If the counter-article's authors to the right are tied to Big Pharma, could be the story of the decade.

02:10:39.000 I don't have the time.

02:10:40.000 We'll check it out.

02:10:42.000 Top Gun, he says, JMAC is because of their Karen moms. 1.00

02:10:45.000 Oh, he says, it's because of their Karen moms. 1.00

02:10:47.000 Daniel says, keep up the good work, guys.

02:10:48.000 You're appreciated.

02:10:49.000 Seriously, thank you all so much.

02:10:50.000 Yeah, thanks.

02:10:51.000 Fowlin says, you give the military too much credit.

02:10:54.000 I've seen my brother-in-law drinking vodka and playing Risk at 6 a.m.

02:10:57.000 while in Cuba as part of the National Guard.

02:10:59.000 Hey, you know, people are people.

02:11:01.000 David says, white feathers were handed out by feminists in the UK to men who thought they were cowardly for not fighting in World War II.

02:11:07.000 Or World War I. Wait, really?

02:11:09.000 Super shame campaign.

02:11:11.000 Wow.

02:11:11.000 Is that what it's called?

02:11:12.000 No.

02:11:13.000 Zixi says, former Chinese more than glad to be an American.

02:11:16.000 Welcome to America!

02:11:17.000 Welcome!

02:11:19.000 Grant, next week I'm going to member.

02:11:20.000 Mr. Paul says, Tim, you need to do like James O'Keefe, start a toilet-licking journalism award of the day.

02:11:25.000 That would be fun.

02:11:27.000 I don't want to glorify those people.

02:11:29.000 Mossy says, if that guy that wrote that article is being honest, he is a waste of Y chromosomes.

02:11:35.000 Jace Schwiffer says, have you looked into HR 5717?

02:11:39.000 It's a big anti-2A bill trying to be slipped in during the pandemic.

02:11:42.000 Pro-2A people have been highlighting it a lot.

02:11:45.000 I'll check it out.

02:11:46.000 Grant says, thank y'all for all that you do.

02:11:48.000 Appreciate it.

02:11:49.000 Jay says, said this for a while pertaining to current media, we rapidly went from the information age to the misinformation age with the advent of social media.

02:11:57.000 Totally.

02:11:58.000 Luke says, what about making basic training mandatory for graduating high school?

02:12:02.000 Oh yeah.

02:12:03.000 Young, energy, keep you busy.

02:12:05.000 Maybe not necessarily a basic training, but maybe some kind of retreat.

02:12:09.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

02:12:10.000 Three months in basic training is a little too much, but it would make sense that, you know, what's the program that you go in high school if you want to go into the military?

02:12:20.000 Oh, what is it called?

02:12:21.000 Crap, I can't remember.

02:12:22.000 ROTC?

02:12:23.000 ROTC, right.

02:12:24.000 Like, you know, like an ROTC.

02:12:26.000 It's like a two-week camping trip.

02:12:27.000 Like a senior year, like one semester you take an ROTC.

02:12:32.000 Two week camping trip.

02:12:34.000 Yeah, or something like that.

02:12:35.000 Yeah, you go on a camping retreat and it's like you go up to a farm and you'll do like it.

02:12:39.000 Yeah, I think that'd be cool.

02:12:41.000 I mean, I'm just saying it because I really like the idea of doing that.

02:12:43.000 Like it's fun to go out and, you know, just be in nature a little bit.

02:12:47.000 John and Nathan, thanks for joining and becoming members.

02:12:48.000 Appreciate it.

02:12:49.000 Fallon says, what these people don't realize is having a boy is hard because I talk to my mom and explaining my crazy to her while also being a man and showing up to work every day while I fall apart every day I'm off.

02:13:00.000 It's tough.

02:13:01.000 Sounds like life.

02:13:02.000 Yeah, dude.

02:13:02.000 I want to send this woman the book Raising Cain.

02:13:06.000 Julian says, Wackos are barking about male privilege, and yet here is Tim having to emphasize 0.93

02:13:10.000 that boys are in fact people.

02:13:12.000 Yeah, dude.

02:13:13.000 It reminds me of the person's case of the 1920s.

02:13:14.000 This is pure aggression.

02:13:15.000 Yeah, it's terrifying.

02:13:17.000 Danker Supreme says, Hey Tim, just had a talk with my boss about the relief bill going through

02:13:22.000 Congress right now.

02:13:23.000 I think you'll like his idea.

02:13:25.000 Have the insurance companies cover all loss of business.

02:13:29.000 Fearless says, Look up clone 42 org, white rabbit.

02:13:33.000 It's an awesome puzzle that uses things like inspect elements.

02:13:37.000 What is that?

02:13:38.000 Vig, vignary ciphers.

02:13:41.000 It's like cicada 3301, but for fun.

02:13:43.000 Oh, that's cool.

02:13:44.000 Yeah.

02:13:45.000 Kurt, thanks for joining.

02:13:46.000 Danker Supreme's part two says, Then have the government reimburse them for all the

02:13:49.000 expenses because they already have all the infrastructure in place and people to pay

02:13:53.000 out the relief and make and keep scammers in check.

02:13:55.000 That's interesting.

02:13:57.000 Alright, where are we at?

02:13:58.000 We just jumped again.

02:13:59.000 Illmatic says, Event 201 is the elite letting us know what they are doing.

02:14:02.000 It was a conference exercise in October 2019 about a novel coronavirus spreading.

02:14:07.000 Interesting.

02:14:08.000 Paxton says, I grew up under this and it's hell.

02:14:11.000 It gave me an unhealthy view of what a wife should be, and I've been through many abusive relationships. 0.92

02:14:16.000 I now, as a result, don't trust women. 1.00

02:14:18.000 Even if it's not their fault, avoid these people.

02:14:20.000 Definitely.

02:14:21.000 I know.

02:14:22.000 I know.

02:14:22.000 says people like that need to go get some rope and a ladder.

02:14:24.000 No, no, no, no, no, not here.

02:14:26.000 We're nice people.

02:14:28.000 Toe Gero, I hope he grows up to be a rugged, individualist, manly man.

02:14:32.000 Here, here.

02:14:33.000 Kevin, thanks for joining.

02:14:34.000 Viper says, if that story's real, I'm not even sure the kid's actually his.

02:14:39.000 That's a good point.

02:14:40.000 He sounds more beta than other betas.

02:14:43.000 I'm calling him Ultra Beta.

02:14:44.000 Wow, the ultra beta.

02:14:46.000 Australia is not real, just ask a flat earther says.

02:14:49.000 I love hearing about what the weirdos are doing. Yeah.

02:14:52.000 Zixi says, former Chinese, I love America, but your leftists are giving me... oh yeah.

02:14:58.000 Jerry says, where did you get that cool UFO lamp thing?

02:15:01.000 I was on Instagram and it floats.

02:15:03.000 It's like it's levitating.

02:15:04.000 It's seriously, can I?

02:15:05.000 I don't know.

02:15:06.000 I kind of miss the globe.

02:15:10.000 I like the UFO, man.

02:15:11.000 It's floating.

02:15:12.000 It's floating, dude.

02:15:14.000 Yeah.

02:15:15.000 It's all right.

02:15:15.000 All right, Andrea says... Magnets.

02:15:17.000 Yeah, man.

02:15:18.000 Andrea says, you know the Chrome add-on Grammarly that's being pushed?

02:15:21.000 Well, it records every keystroke on your computer and phone.

02:15:23.000 What does it Grammarly do?

02:15:24.000 So Grammarly checks your grammar and stuff.

02:15:26.000 It's being pushed hard on YouTube ads and everything.

02:15:28.000 Oh, OK.

02:15:29.000 Same with your keyboard, though, just so you know.

02:15:32.000 Same with your keyboard?

02:15:32.000 Yeah, like your autocorrect keyboards.

02:15:35.000 and everything shall exist as

02:15:38.000 she gets a fifteen percent commission on all advertised so so uh... so they've done two hundreds of millions of

02:15:43.000 dollars worth of bad by so far that means his wife has thirty million dollars already 0.61

02:15:48.000 in commission all right well

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02:16:30.000 Holler at me if you've got any ideas for the show, too.

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Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - March 24, 2020

TimcastIRL - Celebrities Are Going INSANE Due To Social Isolation And Its Hilarious

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