Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - TimcastIRL - Joe Biden Farted LIVE, This Is The Most Important News Of Today PERIOD

00:00:00.000 of We have documented the evidence, and this is the most important story you will ever hear ever

00:00:37.000 It must be documented.

00:00:38.000 Yep.

00:00:39.000 I'm actually kidding, but the reason why I wanted to start the show off with this is because to be honest, it really does unite everybody.

00:00:45.000 And we were looking at, we got a bunch of stories that are very divisive, right?

00:00:48.000 John Boyega's trending.

00:00:50.000 We've got Sarah Silverman has this viral tweet. 0.74

00:00:53.000 We've got protests and riots.

00:00:55.000 And I'm thinking about this news and I'm like, man, this is gonna make everybody angry.

00:00:58.000 Yeah.

00:00:59.000 You know?

00:00:59.000 And then we thought about it.

00:01:01.000 We had enough of that yesterday.

00:01:02.000 Adam brought it up.

00:01:03.000 Or was it you who brought it up?

00:01:04.000 The great uniter.

00:01:05.000 Oh yeah, it was, the Swalwell.

00:01:06.000 Fartgate.

00:01:07.000 Fartgate, yeah.

00:01:07.000 Fartgate was Eric Swalwell, he's a Democrat from California, and he let one rip!

00:01:14.000 Dude!

00:01:14.000 I can't believe I missed it.

00:01:15.000 They played it for me and I couldn't stop laughing.

00:01:18.000 I needed to hear that yesterday.

00:01:20.000 I have good news.

00:01:22.000 BuzzFeed is on the case.

00:01:24.000 They not only investigated the fart of Eric Swalwell, but also Joe Biden himself.

00:01:29.000 And so admittedly, we're going to start off with Fartgate Redux, to be fun and funny.

00:01:36.000 Because admittedly, the riots, the stuff that's going on in Minnesota, the angry tweets from everybody, John Boyega's trending right now because he said some stuff about racism.

00:01:44.000 I'm like, oh man, everybody's always fighting, you know?

00:01:47.000 Like, at least we can all come together for now and be like, Joe Biden farted.

00:01:50.000 Joe Biden farted.

00:01:51.000 He's an old man. 0.95

00:01:52.000 He finally did something we can laugh about.

00:01:55.000 Wait a minute.

00:01:55.000 I don't know if that's good.

00:01:57.000 We laugh about him all the time.

00:01:59.000 Poor old man.

00:01:59.000 He really is a poor old man.

00:02:03.000 Very much like the Eric Swalwell thing, he fidgets when he makes a sound, and then the other guy who's on the stream with him makes us look like, uh-oh.

00:02:10.000 It's Tom Wolfe.

00:02:11.000 I feel bad for him because now people are going to accuse him of farting.

00:02:13.000 They're going to be like, it was you!

00:02:15.000 I don't know.

00:02:15.000 He was genuinely shocked.

00:02:18.000 He's like, did I just hear that fart?

00:02:21.000 But could you imagine being falsely accused of farting?

00:02:23.000 Because it was gross, too.

00:02:24.000 What if we started the stream, I farted, and then I went, Adam, did you just fart?

00:02:27.000 And you'd be like, no, no, it wasn't me.

00:02:28.000 I'd be like, Adam, it was you.

00:02:29.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:02:30.000 Let me just say, all right, let me stop you.

00:02:32.000 I will always admit when I fart.

00:02:34.000 Okay, that's fair.

00:02:35.000 I have no problem saying that was me.

00:02:38.000 And you know what I don't get?

00:02:40.000 Why it's so obvious Eric Swalwell farted on camera, dude.

00:02:43.000 You can see him jump up and then like flinch.

00:02:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:48.000 He stopped talking.

00:02:49.000 Yeah.

00:02:49.000 He's like... And they claimed it was a mug.

00:02:52.000 OK, I don't want to get too into it because we're going to talk about this.

00:02:56.000 But the real story, the real story here with Joe Biden, Tulsi Gabbard has dropped her lawsuit against Hillary Clinton and then said it's because she wants to focus on defeating Trump.

00:03:06.000 Okay, hold on a minute.

00:03:07.000 Tulsi, what are you doing to defeat Trump that involves you not suing Hillary Clinton?

00:03:10.000 I'm confused.

00:03:11.000 Actually, I just thought of something.

00:03:13.000 What if Biden's talking to Tulsi about being the VP?

00:03:16.000 No way.

00:03:18.000 They hate her guts.

00:03:19.000 I know, but maybe that's what it was.

00:03:21.000 I don't know.

00:03:22.000 That would be cool.

00:03:23.000 I don't think that's the case.

00:03:25.000 I think they're going to try to replace Biden with Hillary. 1.00

00:03:28.000 Maybe.

00:03:28.000 I mean, Tulsi's not running for re-election in Congress.

00:03:31.000 She's out of the presidential race.

00:03:33.000 So why is dropping the suit against Hillary relevant at all?

00:03:37.000 So Hillary can run. 1.00

00:03:38.000 That's my two cents.

00:03:41.000 Yep.

00:03:42.000 So Hillary can run. 1.00

00:03:43.000 Yep, that's what I think.

00:03:45.000 So one thing that I've been bringing up is that by doing this shield technique with Joe Biden, it prevents a smear campaign from running against whoever the nominee actually ends up being.

00:03:55.000 Exactly.

00:03:55.000 So normally, like, they're going after Trump like crazy, the ads are popping up, they're accusing each other, and then Joe Biden vanishes one day.

00:04:02.000 Yep.

00:04:02.000 And then in comes Hillary, who's got nothing but all this positive press and, you know, look, people hate her guts.

00:04:08.000 But she dodges scandals, email, whatever, investigations, and then pops at the last minute. 0.99

00:04:13.000 We'll get to that, we'll get to that.

00:04:14.000 Welcome to the show, everybody.

00:04:15.000 Yeah, I guess we'll talk about it.

00:04:16.000 Welcome to the show.

00:04:16.000 During the actual segment.

00:04:17.000 This is TimCastIRL, my name is Tim Poole, and we are hanging out tonight.

00:04:20.000 What's up, everybody?

00:04:21.000 There we go, there we go.

00:04:22.000 It's me, Adam Krigler, how you doing?

00:04:23.000 The best timing, frankly.

00:04:24.000 What up?

00:04:25.000 Yep.

00:04:25.000 Wait, it's me, Lydia, with the great timing.

00:04:27.000 Sour Patchelids. 1.00

00:04:28.000 Yep.

00:04:29.000 And yeah, those are the stories.

00:04:31.000 We do want to talk about SpaceX, because we were eagerly awaiting these.

00:04:35.000 I know, I was stoked.

00:04:37.000 I've actually seen rocket launches before, so I was excited to see a brand new rocket go.

00:04:43.000 I mean, obviously the rocket isn't new, but it's the first time that they had astronauts in it.

00:04:48.000 You know what, man?

00:04:49.000 I was thinking about this earlier.

00:04:50.000 I think Elon Musk may be the most important human being alive right now.

00:04:54.000 Wow.

00:04:54.000 Not even kidding.

00:04:54.000 That's a bold statement.

00:04:55.000 Because he's trying to get us to Mars.

00:04:57.000 That's it.

00:04:58.000 I'm thinking about what are humans doing other than fighting each other, reproducing, and eating hot dogs.

00:05:02.000 That's a good point.

00:05:04.000 And Elon Musk is building rockets to Mars.

00:05:06.000 Yep.

00:05:07.000 That's true.

00:05:07.000 If you if humans are gonna do anything getting off this planet expanding and colonizing and you know

00:05:12.000 Was it was it Elon but somebody else was saying if we don't colonize other planets were doomed like we'll go extinct

00:05:18.000 Yeah, yeah, so it's who's doing it Elon Musk for all his faults. You can make fun of him all day and night for so

00:05:24.000 much Yeah, but building a rocket to Mars and I think we also

00:05:28.000 have that NASA doing Artemis to write Yeah. 1.00

00:05:31.000 Like the Artemis project.

00:05:32.000 The moon.

00:05:32.000 Yeah.

00:05:33.000 Which is the moon base to relay to Mars.

00:05:35.000 Yeah.

00:05:35.000 But it's like, think about it, though, that if we get Chuxalub 2 coming towards us, it's like, if we can't stop it and we're on another planet, at least we have existed somewhere else that we can repair.

00:05:46.000 Right.

00:05:46.000 Could you imagine?

00:05:46.000 For those who don't know what Chuxalub is, that is the name of the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs.

00:05:51.000 Now I want you all listening to imagine this.

00:05:53.000 You're standing on Mars in the new Martian colony.

00:05:56.000 And then all of a sudden, you hear klaxons.

00:06:01.000 And you're like, what's happening?

00:06:02.000 And they go, look!

00:06:03.000 And they point up at the sky.

00:06:05.000 You can see it.

00:06:06.000 The little blue dot.

00:06:07.000 Gone.

00:06:08.000 Well, I think you would see it.

00:06:09.000 I think Earth's not that small.

00:06:11.000 It's far enough.

00:06:12.000 Yeah, it probably is kind of small.

00:06:13.000 You wouldn't be able to see anything.

00:06:14.000 No, no.

00:06:14.000 But, like, they look on the screen, and then they see Earth, and then it just, like, rips right through it.

00:06:19.000 And that's it.

00:06:20.000 Just white snow, the screens all go static.

00:06:23.000 You and the 20 other people on the Martian colony are like... It's like, not only are you the last that's left... Well, there'd be the moon base, too.

00:06:31.000 Well, if the moon's still... The moon would, like, where would the moon go?

00:06:35.000 I don't know, it's already leaving.

00:06:38.000 I don't think the Earth would blow up.

00:06:41.000 A new moon.

00:06:42.000 A new moon would appear.

00:06:43.000 Yeah, like how the moon finally did.

00:06:44.000 No, no, no.

00:06:45.000 Chicxulub is only like a mile and a half long.

00:06:47.000 No, it's four.

00:06:48.000 Oh, four miles.

00:06:48.000 No, no, no, it's four kilometers.

00:06:50.000 Oh, four kilometers, OK.

00:06:50.000 So it's like 1.8 miles.

00:06:51.000 It's like two and a half miles or something.

00:06:54.000 I don't know, I'm just rough.

00:06:56.000 But imagine you're watching from a marching base and then Earth gets smacked by like a seven mile wide, you know, meteor or whatever.

00:07:02.000 And then it just wipes out all life on the planet.

00:07:04.000 And you're like, not only are you the last humans, you're the last life.

00:07:07.000 Because we know it.

00:07:08.000 What do you do?

00:07:09.000 Well, we'll talk about it.

00:07:10.000 That's our last segment.

00:07:12.000 But the first thing we got to talk about is Joe Biden farting.

00:07:14.000 Can we play the clip for people who haven't heard it?

00:07:17.000 We're going to play the clip.

00:07:18.000 Oh my goodness.

00:07:19.000 Please.

00:07:19.000 We're going to play the clip.

00:07:21.000 Let me... It's kind of gross.

00:07:23.000 Fair warning.

00:07:23.000 It's a juicy, gross fart.

00:07:26.000 No, the Swalwell one.

00:07:27.000 The Swalwell one was like... No, that was like... He forced that out.

00:07:30.000 That was like a Trump.

00:07:31.000 That was forceful.

00:07:32.000 Like a trumpet.

00:07:33.000 Yeah.

00:07:34.000 A Trump.

00:07:36.000 Biden's got... I'm going to do it.

00:07:38.000 You ready to do it?

00:07:39.000 Ready?

00:07:39.000 No, I'm going to play the Biden's.

00:07:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:41.000 You guys ready?

00:07:42.000 Yeah.

00:07:43.000 Okay, so here's the story.

00:07:44.000 There was a pretty loud fart noise during a Joe Biden livestream from BuzzFeed.

00:07:49.000 Politicians, they say, can be full of hot air.

00:07:51.000 Oh, BuzzFeed.

00:07:51.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:52.000 Just admit it.

00:07:53.000 It was a fart.

00:07:54.000 And you all know it.

00:07:54.000 Deep down inside of you, you know it.

00:07:56.000 And you know it was Joe Biden.

00:07:57.000 Watch this clip.

00:07:59.000 You don't have to cut those teachers and firefighters, police officers, and cut critical health care programs.

00:08:04.000 Or stop work on roads and bridges.

00:08:06.000 So, what does a human cost of lack of state and local fiscal relief look like?

00:08:14.000 Or stop work on roads and bridges.

00:08:17.000 So, what does a human cost of lack of state and local fiscal relief look like?

00:08:24.000 BuzzFeed even mentions That this dude is like, whoa!

00:08:28.000 Yeah, he's shocked!

00:08:29.000 Look at his face!

00:08:30.000 He's like, what?

00:08:32.000 What?

00:08:33.000 He's taking it back.

00:08:34.000 He's trying.

00:08:35.000 He's a professional.

00:08:36.000 Look at that.

00:08:36.000 That's being a professional.

00:08:37.000 That's all that happens is just a little eyebrow raise.

00:08:41.000 A little, you know, check yourself a little bit.

00:08:44.000 I'm good.

00:08:45.000 I'm listening to what you're saying, sir.

00:08:47.000 Sure, I can't believe it.

00:08:48.000 I'm not distracted.

00:08:49.000 Yeah, what is it?

00:08:51.000 Oh man?

00:08:52.000 Someone said it was a shart.

00:08:54.000 That's what I was thinking I'm like whoever it is needs to change their pants cuz that was wet and juicy dude Come on. 0.99

00:09:01.000 Y'all know it, and you know I love is how they're always like right wing figures pounce They're a conservative.

00:09:07.000 Pounce on Joe Biden's fart.

00:09:08.000 Stop it, BuzzFeed.

00:09:11.000 Right-wing figures on Twitter soon clipped the moment, and it was subsequently shared by the conservative outlet The Daily Caller, as well as Trump Jr.

00:09:17.000 Why are you telling me this?

00:09:19.000 BuzzFeed, you're sharing the story.

00:09:21.000 How about we drop the pretense?

00:09:22.000 You wrote an article about it.

00:09:24.000 I know!

00:09:25.000 Oh my goodness.

00:09:26.000 So I voted, uh, I voted that.

00:09:29.000 Look at this.

00:09:30.000 So what do you think?

00:09:31.000 I love, I love that.

00:09:32.000 So the first one with the most votes is made by Biden, 57%.

00:09:35.000 I admit I had voted.

00:09:36.000 I voted for that one.

00:09:37.000 I would have too.

00:09:38.000 Yeah.

00:09:39.000 Yeah.

00:09:39.000 I voted by him.

00:09:40.000 I don't care.

00:09:41.000 I'm just glad you put resources into this important story.

00:09:44.000 Self-reflection.

00:09:46.000 For the record, I want this on record.

00:09:48.000 This is the only time I will have ever voted for Biden.

00:09:51.000 That's right.

00:09:52.000 That's it.

00:09:53.000 That's fair.

00:09:53.000 Just making that.

00:09:54.000 I appreciate that.

00:09:56.000 Not really a fart, but some other noise.

00:09:58.000 A lot of people believe that.

00:09:59.000 Really?

00:10:00.000 I think it's possible.

00:10:03.000 No way.

00:10:04.000 I definitely heard cheeks slapping.

00:10:06.000 I don't even want to think about it.

00:10:07.000 I've heard a lot of farts.

00:10:09.000 The shark heard around the world.

00:10:10.000 I don't even want to think about like, okay, hold on.

00:10:16.000 All right, here we go.

00:10:17.000 You ready for this?

00:10:19.000 In order to determine whether or not that truly was a fart, you have to think about the physiology of Joe Biden.

00:10:24.000 Yeah.

00:10:25.000 And, you know, I don't want to.

00:10:27.000 No, look, okay, all right, all right, all right.

00:10:30.000 Okay, he's just an old guy, okay? 0.79

00:10:33.000 These things happen.

00:10:34.000 Yes, it's true, it's true.

00:10:35.000 I completely understand, I've worked with a lot of old people, it happens. 1.00

00:10:38.000 This is why I think it was real, because he's an old guy and that was like an old man fart. 0.99

00:10:43.000 That was such an old man fart. 1.00

00:10:44.000 But BuzzFeed found the case.

00:10:46.000 And he didn't even, he didn't stop talking, he just rolled right through it.

00:10:50.000 That's an old man thing to do. 1.00

00:10:52.000 We do!

00:10:52.000 But he like, right.

00:10:54.000 But he does, like, sit up.

00:10:54.000 He felt it.

00:10:55.000 He felt it.

00:10:55.000 Well, he moved forward and then came back on the return as it came out.

00:11:01.000 And Tom Wolfe was like... What?

00:11:03.000 Did I just experience that?

00:11:04.000 He's like... Do you guys think he's hard of hearing?

00:11:07.000 Joe Biden?

00:11:07.000 Yeah.

00:11:08.000 Totally, dude.

00:11:09.000 Probably.

00:11:10.000 Yeah, he probably didn't think anyone could hear it.

00:11:11.000 He's like, I feel it.

00:11:13.000 Nobody heard it, right?

00:11:14.000 Do you think he even heard it?

00:11:15.000 Do you think he even knows that he farted?

00:11:18.000 Yeah.

00:11:19.000 People are like, man, how did you fart?

00:11:20.000 And he's like, me?

00:11:22.000 He sat up because he felt it.

00:11:23.000 But yeah, I don't think he knows.

00:11:25.000 He did lean forward a little bit.

00:11:27.000 Check this out.

00:11:28.000 Check this out.

00:11:29.000 It's not the first time there's been a strange fart.

00:11:32.000 Now this story, Oh man, look, we're going there.

00:11:35.000 Because we go to dark and dangerous places here on Tincast IRL.

00:11:38.000 Man, I couldn't hold my laugh back.

00:11:41.000 So, Adam didn't know about this story.

00:11:42.000 Eric Swalwell is a Democrat from California.

00:11:45.000 And BuzzFeed did an investigation.

00:11:47.000 And Vice did an investigation, where Vice is like, you know, who farted, an investigation.

00:11:54.000 But to be fair, like, it really did bring everyone together.

00:11:57.000 It sure did.

00:11:57.000 That's true.

00:11:58.000 But no one believed this guy.

00:11:59.000 Check this out.

00:12:00.000 A lawmaker denied ripping an absolutely enormous fart on live television.

00:12:04.000 Quote, it was not me.

00:12:05.000 Rep Eric Swalwell said in a text message, it's funny though, fartgate trended on Twitter.

00:12:10.000 Funny, funny.

00:12:11.000 That wasn't me though.

00:12:13.000 You know, and because of That's kind of sad.

00:12:17.000 That does make me sad.

00:12:17.000 and all this other stuff going on, I think we're not going to get a fartgate 2 on Twitter.

00:12:20.000 That's kind of sad.

00:12:22.000 That does make me sad.

00:12:23.000 It's sad.

00:12:24.000 We'll be friends again.

00:12:24.000 Of all the gates.

00:12:25.000 Of all the gates.

00:12:26.000 Come on.

00:12:27.000 Wait, wait.

00:12:27.000 How many of you would like to hear Eric Swalwell fart?

00:12:29.000 Can we do it?

00:12:31.000 Would you like to hear it?

00:12:32.000 People, I definitely would love to hear it again.

00:12:34.000 It made me crack up.

00:12:36.000 It's so funny.

00:12:37.000 And the look on his face.

00:12:38.000 Can we get a full screen on this?

00:12:39.000 He totally did it.

00:12:40.000 Full screen.

00:12:41.000 Yes.

00:12:41.000 Oh my goodness.

00:12:42.000 Okay, let's do it.

00:12:43.000 You ready?

00:12:43.000 Yeah, we're ready.

00:12:44.000 Enjoy this.

00:12:45.000 Sound on.

00:12:46.000 Taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help them cheat in election. 1.00

00:12:46.000 Let's hope it works. 1.00

00:12:50.000 And the complaint that I've heard from... Help them cheat?

00:12:53.000 Wait, hold on.

00:12:53.000 Election.

00:12:54.000 We're gonna play again.

00:12:55.000 Wait, one sec.

00:12:56.000 Shh.

00:12:56.000 Everybody quiet.

00:12:57.000 Here we go.

00:12:57.000 taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat an election.

00:13:01.000 Okay, no, no, no, hold on, hold on.

00:13:04.000 I can't help it, it's so good.

00:13:06.000 This dude, it's so good.

00:13:09.000 Oh, man.

00:13:10.000 This dude- Okay, listen.

00:13:12.000 He stops talking, he paused, and he clearly clenches up, and he leans back- He clenches!

00:13:17.000 And you know what they claimed?

00:13:20.000 They tried saying that it was like, at the same exact moment that he paused and clenched, somebody in the studio dragged a mug across the table.

00:13:27.000 Nope.

00:13:28.000 Who drags mugs across the table?

00:13:29.000 I think they actually even say that in the BuzzFeed article.

00:13:32.000 Do they say that?

00:13:32.000 Let me see if I can- This raises a really important question about bug speed.

00:13:36.000 Here we go, here it is.

00:13:38.000 The show later tried to explain the sound on Twitter, saying it was all a mug scraping across a desk.

00:13:45.000 Prove it.

00:13:46.000 Prove it.

00:13:47.000 Show me the video of someone scraping a mug across that makes that sound.

00:13:51.000 Prove it was there.

00:13:52.000 I need proof.

00:13:57.000 They're just trying to protect a guy who farted on camera.

00:14:00.000 Oh, man.

00:14:01.000 I don't know why.

00:14:02.000 Let it bring us together.

00:14:03.000 That's freaking hilarious.

00:14:05.000 I don't know, man.

00:14:05.000 What would you do?

00:14:06.000 Like, if you were on camera and you were talking, and you were like, this is a very important... story, and... what would you do?

00:14:12.000 I already told you!

00:14:13.000 You'd own it.

00:14:14.000 Dude, I own my farts.

00:14:16.000 I own most things I do.

00:14:18.000 It's like, what other choice do you have?

00:14:20.000 What am I gonna hide?

00:14:24.000 This reminds me of a very important philosophy I always tell people.

00:14:27.000 You only embarrass yourself.

00:14:28.000 Yes.

00:14:29.000 It's like embarrassment is an internal thing.

00:14:32.000 So the way I explain it is with farts.

00:14:35.000 So I look at it this way.

00:14:36.000 If you're in an elevator and people are around and you're like, oh man, you fart.

00:14:40.000 And then you're all embarrassed.

00:14:41.000 Cause everyone's like, oh God.

00:14:42.000 And you're like, oh geez, they know it was me.

00:14:44.000 That's embarrassment.

00:14:45.000 It's your fault.

00:14:46.000 Cause if you're in an elevator and you're like, hey dude.

00:14:48.000 So wait, make eye contact.

00:14:51.000 Oh yeah.

00:14:52.000 Laugh about it and shuffle it towards them.

00:14:55.000 No, but, but I was thinking about this like in schools.

00:14:57.000 Cause I was like watching a show or something where like some kid in a class farted and then got all embarrassed.

00:15:02.000 Everyone laughed at him and they were like, ah, you farted.

00:15:05.000 And I'm like, but what if the person went like this?

00:15:08.000 Hey, farted and then started fanning it at somebody.

00:15:10.000 They would go, Oh God.

00:15:11.000 And then that person laughs, right?

00:15:14.000 You choose to be the butt of the joke.

00:15:16.000 Right, you choose how you respond.

00:15:16.000 You're like, oh, I'm so embarrassed.

00:15:18.000 Exactly.

00:15:18.000 If I start laughing too, I'd be like, hey, you're the ones who got to smell it.

00:15:21.000 I care.

00:15:21.000 You can laugh at me all you want.

00:15:23.000 It's my problem now.

00:15:24.000 Most people don't mind the smell of their own.

00:15:26.000 I'd be like, why are you laughing, dude?

00:15:28.000 You're sniffing my poop. 0.96

00:15:30.000 It's in your nose, dude.

00:15:32.000 You know, it is kind of random, people are saying soy farts, but when I went vegan, my farts stopped smelling.

00:15:39.000 Yo, my gas was bad.

00:15:43.000 Ask anyone that knew me pre-vegan.

00:15:46.000 Now, it's like, now it's just hot air.

00:15:49.000 Something happened where you accidentally had a piece of cheese like yes, that's right There was I don't remember what it was in right it was something though And I had there was like there was cheese in it, and I think it was like the crust of a pizza or something Yeah, I don't remember what it was our personal fart gate.

00:16:03.000 Yeah, it was like you smelled it you fumigated the house Hey, hey Tim.

00:16:08.000 I don't know if you know this I fart around you all the time Yeah, yeah.

00:16:13.000 It's true.

00:16:14.000 He's not embarrassed.

00:16:15.000 No, to get serious about Eric Swalwell denying it, I don't know if Joe Biden denied it.

00:16:20.000 I don't think he said anything.

00:16:21.000 But think about how they deny it.

00:16:23.000 It actually just makes everything worse.

00:16:25.000 Yeah, why are you denying it?

00:16:27.000 Something happened.

00:16:28.000 You clearly farted, dude. 0.77

00:16:29.000 We know you did.

00:16:29.000 Come on.

00:16:30.000 And now you're just lying.

00:16:32.000 Do we need to play the video again?

00:16:33.000 But well, it's a tough spot, I guess.

00:16:37.000 But you gotta just own it.

00:16:39.000 You gotta laugh and be like, you know what, I gotta be honest, I didn't think Mike would pick that up.

00:16:43.000 I hope you guys enjoyed the sound.

00:16:45.000 I hope it made you all laugh.

00:16:47.000 And it did!

00:16:48.000 Yeah, exactly!

00:16:49.000 Own it!

00:16:50.000 You're making people laugh.

00:16:51.000 What's wrong with that?

00:16:52.000 You know what he could've done?

00:16:53.000 Farting's funny.

00:16:54.000 You know what he could've done?

00:16:55.000 If he did an appearance after this and they asked him about it, and he said, let me tell you guys something.

00:16:59.000 Everybody farts.

00:17:00.000 Yeah.

00:17:01.000 I didn't think the mic would pick it up, but I'm glad it made you all laugh.

00:17:04.000 See, here's the thing, though.

00:17:05.000 His fart was funny.

00:17:07.000 Joe Biden's fart is sad.

00:17:10.000 It's a sad fart.

00:17:12.000 Oh, it is.

00:17:13.000 You go ahead.

00:17:14.000 Listen to it.

00:17:15.000 And then let's play it again.

00:17:16.000 Yes.

00:17:17.000 You know what?

00:17:18.000 There are some people that are like, oh, did I miss the fart?

00:17:20.000 This is for the people who missed the fart.

00:17:23.000 Listen to how sad this is.

00:17:25.000 If I could put this in slow-mo for you, I would.

00:17:28.000 Here we go.

00:17:30.000 Here we go.

00:17:31.000 You don't have to cut those teachers and firefighters, police officers and cut critical health care programs or stop work on roads and bridges.

00:17:38.000 So what does the human cost of lack of state and local fiscal relief look like in Pennsylvania?

00:17:46.000 Go back to the beginning.

00:17:51.000 It looks like he's leaning forward, like trying to get, he's like, oh man, it's there, I gotta lean forward a little bit.

00:17:58.000 Oh, if it's coming, all right, I can lean back now.

00:18:00.000 No, it's like he leans back as it comes out.

00:18:02.000 Right, because he knows it's coming.

00:18:04.000 He's like, ah, good.

00:18:05.000 Or like he released the pressure.

00:18:09.000 Look at Tom Wolfe's face.

00:18:11.000 It's just, look at his face when it happens, look at his face.

00:18:13.000 Teachers and firefighters, police officers, and cut critical healthcare programs.

00:18:17.000 Or stop work on roads and bridges.

00:18:19.000 So what does the human cost of a lot of state and local fiscal relief look like?

00:18:25.000 Yeah, he knows it.

00:18:26.000 He had to process it, man.

00:18:27.000 Yeah, he heard it and was like, did I just?

00:18:30.000 I did just hear that.

00:18:31.000 I did.

00:18:31.000 Oh man.

00:18:34.000 He was very professional.

00:18:35.000 I'm pretty impressed.

00:18:35.000 This is the hard-hitting news that you will find at the Timcast IRL podcast.

00:18:39.000 We don't do this that often.

00:18:40.000 It's a lot of fun.

00:18:40.000 We don't let a fart go uninvestigated!

00:18:43.000 Unlike, BuzzFeed is on the trail, okay?

00:18:48.000 The investigation ensues.

00:18:50.000 I think we've sufficiently beat the fart.

00:18:54.000 We're beating a dead fart.

00:18:57.000 Why don't we why don't we move on though to to the actual I gotta say though There's some people in the comments doing a new hashtag shark gate.

00:19:04.000 I think that's way way more accurate You gotta you gotta go back to go back to the display on there we go look at Joe Biden right here Just look at this You know what you know what he's thinking right there Oh no, it's wet.

00:19:24.000 Go back, go back, look at his face.

00:19:26.000 That is the look of a man who just realized he sharted.

00:19:32.000 Misjudged it, trusted it.

00:19:34.000 That's it.

00:19:35.000 Son of a gun.

00:19:36.000 Mm-hmm.

00:19:38.000 Oh, man.

00:19:38.000 That might have gotten into the chair.

00:19:41.000 And he's also thinking, how much longer do I gotta do this show now with this in my pants?

00:19:46.000 That is the look of a man who just started.

00:19:48.000 Oh my goodness.

00:19:51.000 This is true journalism right here.

00:19:54.000 I'm very proud of us right now.

00:19:55.000 Everyone!

00:19:56.000 We are uniting the populace left and right behind us.

00:19:59.000 I tell you, we will all be holding hands in Washington D.C.

00:20:03.000 in front of the White House, rocking back and forth, singing songs, because Joe Biden's fart has unified us.

00:20:10.000 Wonderful.

00:20:10.000 There's going to be a dude with a Gadsden flag and a Trump shirt, and there's going to be an Antifa guy with a Bernie shirt, and they're going to be screaming, and then someone's going to run up to him and be like, Joe Biden farted!

00:20:23.000 And they're gonna look at each other and they're gonna hug?

00:20:24.000 Yeah!

00:20:26.000 Yes, I can see it.

00:20:28.000 The world, it's beautiful.

00:20:29.000 World peace.

00:20:30.000 Do we really have to go to the serious thing about Tulsi Gabbard now?

00:20:34.000 Yes, alright.

00:20:36.000 Let's do it.

00:20:36.000 Okay, fine, I guess.

00:20:37.000 This one actually kind of bugs me out.

00:20:41.000 Tulsi Gabbard drops defamation suit against Hillary Clinton.

00:20:43.000 See, now, I was making jokes about this months ago.

00:20:46.000 Like, when her documentary dropped, Biden said, I'm going to pick a woman VP. 1.00

00:20:52.000 And I was like, oh my gosh, she's going to pick Hillary. 1.00

00:20:55.000 Adam spoke it into existence.

00:20:56.000 He's going to pick Hillary, guys. 0.98

00:20:58.000 I'm just joking.

00:20:59.000 That's funny, right?

00:21:00.000 That's his fault.

00:21:02.000 You manifested it, bro.

00:21:03.000 Oh, no.

00:21:04.000 What did I do?

00:21:05.000 What have you done?

00:21:05.000 There was an article in The Hill saying that there was going to be like a Hillary Obama ticket or something.

00:21:12.000 Yeah, I saw that.

00:21:12.000 Like the convention would fall apart.

00:21:14.000 Joe Biden would sunset or something.

00:21:18.000 And then, I mean, look.

00:21:19.000 What, like Hillary and Michelle?

00:21:21.000 Or Hillary and Barack. 0.89

00:21:23.000 As a VP?

00:21:23.000 Yep.

00:21:24.000 Is that legal?

00:21:25.000 I don't know, but that's what they were arguing.

00:21:26.000 And it's like, there have been a ton.

00:21:28.000 So first and foremost, right?

00:21:31.000 They keep putting out these stories like, she's running, because they know it gets clicks when they do it.

00:21:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:21:37.000 You know, and so, I've actually backed off from making this kind of content.

00:21:40.000 That's why I didn't do a standard news segment for my other channel on this.

00:21:44.000 Because I'm like, dude, there's been so much speculation about this, like, I've been roped into.

00:21:50.000 Like, a story will pop up and be like, Hillary does these things, she may be running, and then I'll do a video about it and be like, oh man!

00:21:55.000 And then I'm like, this is just clickbait.

00:21:58.000 I bring this up fairly often.

00:22:00.000 I can tell that some stories are written with the intent of getting people like me to show the article and be like, whoa!

00:22:06.000 So I'm conscious of that.

00:22:08.000 If I do a segment like that, I'll point it out.

00:22:10.000 I know they're trying to bait me into talking about their content or their platform or whatever.

00:22:15.000 But I gotta admit, This one's weird.

00:22:18.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:22:18.000 This is weird.

00:22:20.000 I'm a big fan of Tulsi, right?

00:22:23.000 We know.

00:22:26.000 In the end, I was more for Andrew Yang than Tulsi.

00:22:30.000 Now I think the Democrats are just a waste of time.

00:22:31.000 And fortunately, I think this just adds to it.

00:22:34.000 Yeah, this is leading right into what I was saying.

00:22:38.000 So Tulsi was suing Hillary Clinton because she said that Hillary was like a Russian asset?

00:22:42.000 Let's read it.

00:22:43.000 Fox News reports Rep.

00:22:44.000 Tulsi Gabbard dropped her defamation suit against Hillary Clinton Wednesday, ending a brief legal battle over comments made by the former Secretary of State suggesting the congresswoman has ties to Russia.

00:22:54.000 Gabbard filed the $50 million lawsuit after Clinton said in an October 2019 interview that one of the Democratic presidential contenders was the favorite of the Russians and a Russian asset.

00:23:03.000 Gabbard, who served in the Army National Guard, was a presidential candidate at the time.

00:23:08.000 She's currently a major, isn't she? 0.90

00:23:09.000 She's not out, is she?

00:23:10.000 I thought she was reserves.

00:23:12.000 Could be wrong.

00:23:12.000 Reserves?

00:23:13.000 Let me look.

00:23:13.000 I think so.

00:23:14.000 But she's still serving, isn't she?

00:23:15.000 Yeah.

00:23:17.000 She was a major.

00:23:18.000 Clinton didn't mention Gabbard by name, but her spokesman later said, if the nesting doll fits.

00:23:23.000 In a court filing, Gabbard's lawyers dismissed the legal action.

00:23:26.000 While they remain certain of the action's legal merit, they are just as certain that this new COVID and post-COVID world require them to focus their time and attention on other priorities, including defeating Donald Trump in 2020.

00:23:36.000 Huh.

00:23:37.000 Rather than righting the wrongs here, the attorney said, according to The Hill.

00:23:41.000 The lawsuit contended that Clinton had no basis for making her false assertions.

00:23:45.000 Gabbard claimed the former 2016 candidate had a unique personal connection to Tulsi that animates her hostility toward Tulsi in her presidential campaign.

00:23:52.000 She also claimed that Clinton's hostility stemmed from her support for Senator Bernie Sanders in 2016.

00:23:57.000 Clinton was extremely angry, to put it mildly, that Tulsi endorsed Senator Sanders over her.

00:24:03.000 Alright, alright, alright.

00:24:04.000 The first thing is, let's be calm, rational, and reasonable people.

00:24:08.000 Tulsi may have just dropped this because the suit was bunk.

00:24:11.000 Like, there you go.

00:24:12.000 And yet, it's literally saying right here that it isn't bunk.

00:24:18.000 It's not bunk.

00:24:18.000 Well, of course.

00:24:19.000 We have legal merit for these actions.

00:24:22.000 Saving face.

00:24:24.000 I don't know.

00:24:25.000 That doesn't seem like they would throw that in there, then, if that's the case.

00:24:29.000 Saying someone is the favorite of the Russians is clear opinion.

00:24:32.000 Right.

00:24:33.000 And saying that she was a Russian asset is... I would say it's not clear, but it is opinion.

00:24:39.000 So what was the whole point of doing it in the first place?

00:24:41.000 Opening the suit against Hillary? 0.52

00:24:43.000 Press? Yeah, this is one of the biggest complaints I had about Tulsi is that she leaned too hard into 1.00

00:24:49.000 these, like Hillary Clinton. Like Hillary Clinton called her an asset. Tulsi made this

00:24:54.000 epic takedown tweet calling her, what did she call her? Can you pull it up? That was amazing.

00:24:59.000 Yeah, I'll find it.

00:25:00.000 So Tulsi called Hillary like a warmonger. 0.85

00:25:04.000 Yeah.

00:25:04.000 What is she called?

00:25:05.000 Queen of scum or something. 1.00

00:25:06.000 Queen of scum or something. 1.00

00:25:10.000 It was really spicy.

00:25:12.000 It was a bomb.

00:25:12.000 It was a nuke.

00:25:13.000 And it was a tactical nuke.

00:25:15.000 So now, there's a few things we can say.

00:25:18.000 The suit was for PR.

00:25:20.000 A lot of people thought it was just to generate press because it did get her name out there.

00:25:24.000 I thought that was a bad idea.

00:25:25.000 I always tell people these kinds of drama attacks are not good for trying to generate prestige or merit behind your name.

00:25:35.000 But maybe not.

00:25:38.000 Do you think Hillary paid her off? 0.85

00:25:39.000 Paid her to do this?

00:25:40.000 Here, here, here.

00:25:41.000 Take some money and drop the suit.

00:25:43.000 100%.

00:25:43.000 I'm not saying I believe 100%.

00:25:45.000 I'm saying is it possible?

00:25:48.000 Yes, absolutely possible that happened.

00:25:50.000 So we just saw James Damore, who was suing Google for discrimination against conservatives, white people, and I think Asians.

00:25:58.000 He dismissed his own suit.

00:25:59.000 His lawyer, who I believe was Harmeet K. Dhillon, who's a very prominent lawyer, And they submitted saying, we're going to end this case.

00:26:08.000 And everyone was like, that's weird.

00:26:09.000 And so my speculation is it's a way of settling without having the opponent, the defendant, admit defeat.

00:26:17.000 So this case could literally be because Hillary Clinton went to Tulsi and they were like, we'll give you a million dollars.

00:26:23.000 And then, but you have to dismiss the case because a settlement is our admission of guilt.

00:26:28.000 Right.

00:26:29.000 So then they go and say, OK, we're done.

00:26:30.000 And the Donald Trump thing is an easy excuse.

00:26:32.000 Exactly.

00:26:32.000 It's an easy out.

00:26:33.000 The easiest.

00:26:34.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:26:35.000 Or... Or maybe... Maybe...

00:26:39.000 You can't have a lawsuit over Hillary Clinton's defamation if she's going to be grabbing the nomination at the last minute. 1.00

00:26:45.000 That's what I was thinking.

00:26:46.000 If the strategy of the Democrats has been to have Joe Biden be a shield, to placehold, and absorb all of the brunt of all the negative attacks and all the cash.

00:26:56.000 And then at the last minute, you know, he falls down some stairs or hits his head or... Wait, wait, wait, excuse me, excuse me.

00:27:02.000 Falls down some stairs.

00:27:04.000 Okay, in his case it might be like actually falling down stairs.

00:27:08.000 Just makes it more plausible If he's an old man, and he can't run anymore, and then they're like who do we have and everyone goes yay Hillary Tulsi Gabbard can't scream yay Hillary if she's suing her for defamation. 0.99

00:27:21.000 Right.

00:27:21.000 And more importantly, if they're trying to avoid the negative press, this would pop up immediately.

00:27:27.000 Yeah, this is really weird.

00:27:28.000 Quash.

00:27:29.000 Suspect, yeah.

00:27:30.000 Wiped away.

00:27:30.000 It could also be much more simple than that.

00:27:32.000 Just like Hillary Clinton's camp, they were like, okay, so when Hillary officially takes the nomination in, you know, in September, what are our liabilities?

00:27:40.000 And this Tulsi Gabbard suits a liability.

00:27:42.000 Ask her what she wants.

00:27:43.000 Yep.

00:27:43.000 And then they negotiated and they cut a big paycheck.

00:27:46.000 Came up with something.

00:27:47.000 But it depends if you think Tulsi has principles behind her.

00:27:52.000 And I don't like this.

00:27:55.000 You know, to be fair, to be fair, though, I mean, Tulsi may have just run out of money.

00:28:00.000 It's also that simple that her lawyers are like, here's your bill, 30 grand for all the paperwork we've done so far.

00:28:05.000 And then she's like, I can't do this.

00:28:07.000 We need to cut it.

00:28:08.000 Yeah.

00:28:09.000 So how much to draft it?

00:28:10.000 We're walking away from this.

00:28:11.000 That makes sense, too.

00:28:12.000 She's out of the race. 0.86

00:28:13.000 She's not running for reelection.

00:28:14.000 I don't know what her plan is moving forward.

00:28:17.000 So I guess the more fun question is, moving on from the Tulsi Gabbard stuff, will Hillary Clinton be running?

00:28:26.000 You mentioned something about her appearing.

00:28:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:29.000 Right when, as soon as Biden said, I'm gonna pick a woman, I was like, oh man, I'm making a joke, blah, blah, blah, haha, Hillary, Hillary.

00:28:39.000 And then the next day I see her face, and when I turn the TV on, it's just like a big Hillary face.

00:28:44.000 I'm like, what the heck is this?

00:28:46.000 Oh, her brand new documentary just dropped.

00:28:48.000 It's like, oh, of course.

00:28:50.000 And then, oh, she's got a book deal.

00:28:52.000 And then a month later, she's hosting a town hall meeting with Joe Biden and does all the talking.

00:28:58.000 And I'm like, what is going on here?

00:29:01.000 She also did a fundraiser without Joe that broke a record.

00:29:05.000 What was the fundraiser for?

00:29:05.000 For what?

00:29:09.000 For the DNC.

00:29:10.000 So I was reading, and I could be wrong about this because I don't have the article pulled up, but it was something like, Wow.

00:29:15.000 I see.

00:29:15.000 a joint DNC plus like super PAC thing, meaning there was no spending limit.

00:29:20.000 And so they ended up raising millions of dollars where if it was a direct thing

00:29:23.000 with Joe Biden, then you have a, you have a, you have a limit from the federal

00:29:27.000 election rule because she's not actually running right now. 1.00

00:29:30.000 That's another thing that people don't understand about why, why

00:29:34.000 people, why they don't say they're running right now.

00:29:37.000 You could go to Goldman Sachs or some bank and say that you can privately tell

00:29:42.000 them, I really think I'm gonna run.

00:29:45.000 It'd be great if I had you in my corner.

00:29:48.000 Wink.

00:29:49.000 Wink, wink.

00:29:49.000 And then they go, would you like to do a paid speaking gig where we pay you $10 million to speak to our employees?

00:29:56.000 And you go, that would be great.

00:29:58.000 Thank you.

00:29:58.000 I will speak to your employees for $10 million.

00:30:01.000 And then you shake hands.

00:30:03.000 And then they go on the intercom and they're like, Jerry, come down to room 17-5.

00:30:07.000 And then you're like, how's it going?

00:30:09.000 Yeah, what's up?

00:30:10.000 All right, we're good.

00:30:11.000 We're good.

00:30:12.000 And you walk out and they go, here's your $10 million.

00:30:14.000 And the next day, you announce your run.

00:30:17.000 Yikes.

00:30:17.000 And that was totally legal.

00:30:18.000 I mean, I'm really exaggerating here.

00:30:21.000 Right.

00:30:21.000 But that's what Hillary was accused of.

00:30:23.000 Like, everyone knew she was gonna run, and she was doing a round of speaking engagements that paid hundreds of thousands of dollars. 1.00

00:30:28.000 It was back in, like, 2015, right?

00:30:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:30.000 I remember that.

00:30:30.000 I mean, there's also the fact that, like, dude, you know what, man?

00:30:33.000 How stupid is it that you can be working for the federal government, like the State Department, and have a foundation that accepts money from foreign interests?

00:30:40.000 That's really weird.

00:30:41.000 It's like bribery right in front of our faces!

00:30:44.000 Yeah.

00:30:44.000 I don't like that.

00:30:46.000 Dude, and, uh, and yeah.

00:30:49.000 The funny thing is when she lost, the Clinton Foundation donations, like, tanked.

00:30:52.000 Oh, really?

00:30:52.000 We all knew what that was for!

00:30:54.000 Yep.

00:30:55.000 And I talked to my friends about it who, like, voted for her, and I'm like, don't you have any questions about, like, okay, okay, for all I know, it's legitimate, whatever, I don't care.

00:31:02.000 The point is, like, why are foreign governments donating millions of dollars to her foundation while she's Secretary of State or whatever?

00:31:08.000 Huh.

00:31:08.000 Yeah, I don't like it.

00:31:09.000 And you know what the response I get from all these lefties is?

00:31:11.000 What?

00:31:11.000 Huh?

00:31:12.000 They don't know anything about it.

00:31:13.000 They don't even know about it?

00:31:14.000 Anything about it.

00:31:15.000 What a surprise.

00:31:16.000 If I told you that was the case, would that strike you as odd?

00:31:18.000 All I can think of is we were talking about the left just reads the left stuff instead of being aware of everything that's happening.

00:31:26.000 Doing research, right.

00:31:27.000 It's like that 4chan meme where they said any sufficiently free speech unmoderate platform becomes right wing because the left relies on a very carefully crafted narrative to protect them.

00:31:37.000 I think a really good example of this is just like I tweeted about new footage came out in the George Floyd case that shows he wasn't resisting, at least in the way people would assume, for sure.

00:31:50.000 Yeah.

00:31:51.000 And someone tweeted at me, this must be hard for you.

00:31:53.000 What?

00:31:54.000 That's the world they live in.

00:31:55.000 I'm like, bro, I'm like hardcore liberty, free speech.

00:31:58.000 If the government's violating someone's constitutional rights, I get mad about it.

00:32:01.000 Yeah.

00:32:02.000 Like, what do you what do you what are you doing?

00:32:04.000 Where do they get their information from?

00:32:06.000 It's just an assumption of they live in this world that isn't reality.

00:32:10.000 And even when I tweeted something, and I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, bro, I just put out a tweet, got like 1,500 retweets showing this guy being arrested, not resisting.

00:32:20.000 It's messed up.

00:32:20.000 Yep.

00:32:21.000 Yeah, what?

00:32:22.000 Take the win.

00:32:22.000 Yeah, I don't get it.

00:32:23.000 and the response from them is they're mad at me

00:32:25.000 yeah what? like you're insulting me?

00:32:27.000 like take the win dude like what do you mean? take the win if you think i'm this villain

00:32:31.000 shouldn't you just take the win?

00:32:33.000 yeah i don't get it that's the world they live in so you can have hillary clinton

00:32:37.000 You can have Obamagate.

00:32:39.000 The most annoying thing to me, though, is there really are grifters, man.

00:32:42.000 For those who aren't familiar with what a grifter is, they accuse me of being a grifter because I don't like Democrats.

00:32:47.000 And I'm like, yeah, but I don't.

00:32:49.000 And I talk about it all the time.

00:32:50.000 I think my feelings are rooted in growing up in Chicago and being ripped off by corrupt Democrats all day, every day.

00:32:57.000 And so Republicans weren't a part of my life.

00:32:59.000 I never cared.

00:33:00.000 They weren't like, I don't know, whatever.

00:33:01.000 I disagree with you.

00:33:02.000 And so it felt like I was being betrayed by those who are supposed to be, you know, fighting for me.

00:33:06.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:33:07.000 And then it's also a combination of the weird, like, let's just be honest, man.

00:33:10.000 Joe Biden.

00:33:11.000 The, like, the, the, like, everything about the Democrats in the past five or six years has been just, like, wacky, insane.

00:33:19.000 Agreed.

00:33:19.000 You know, I'll be honest, though.

00:33:20.000 Like, Obama really made me angry.

00:33:22.000 Yeah.

00:33:23.000 Because I was like, I'm gonna vote for this guy.

00:33:24.000 And then he's like, and then as soon as he gets in office, like, the first thing I'm gonna do, blow up some kids.

00:33:28.000 And I was like, what?

00:33:30.000 What?

00:33:31.000 Bro, man.

00:33:33.000 What do you think is the higher percentage of what's going to happen?

00:33:36.000 Hillary becomes the VP and then Joe Biden dies while in office or she takes his place as a nominee.

00:33:45.000 I think.

00:33:46.000 Both are hypotheticals.

00:33:48.000 Not saying that this is going to happen, but what do you think has the higher percentage of what would happen?

00:33:52.000 Which would, which do you think is going to happen?

00:33:54.000 I don't know.

00:33:55.000 Between those two.

00:33:55.000 If those are the only two choices.

00:33:56.000 Those are the only two choices you got.

00:33:58.000 Cause I honestly think those are both really, really low.

00:34:00.000 Oh yeah.

00:34:01.000 Probability of this happening is low.

00:34:01.000 I agree.

00:34:03.000 I think she'd take VP and that's it.

00:34:05.000 Yeah.

00:34:05.000 Yeah, I don't think she'd replace him as a candidate.

00:34:08.000 Because he's a shield.

00:34:11.000 It was, take the VP and then Biden dies.

00:34:13.000 That was actually the first choice.

00:34:16.000 You gotta say the whole thing.

00:34:17.000 Oh, and then Biden dies.

00:34:18.000 No, I don't think, if it was between those two, she would take VP and then he would die.

00:34:24.000 I think it'll be like a Cheney-Bush thing.

00:34:24.000 But I don't think so.

00:34:27.000 Where it's like, clearly the VP is pulling the strings and running the show and you get some You know, here's what I said they're gonna do.

00:34:34.000 Listen, I want you to imagine this.

00:34:36.000 Joe Biden's in a wheelchair, okay?

00:34:38.000 They put a blanket on his lap, his head is down, and he's just like snoring and muttering, and they wheel him in, and he's one, and they bring him to the, you know, the back room by the sun, you know, and they put him up against the window, and there's a nice little sunbeam on his lap, and he's warm and cozy and falls asleep.

00:34:53.000 I like picturing it.

00:34:54.000 And then Hillary sits at the resolute desk. 1.00

00:34:58.000 And he just stays asleep the whole time.

00:35:01.000 I could see that.

00:35:02.000 I picture it.

00:35:03.000 The dude can't be president.

00:35:04.000 And so it's funny because we've heard it over and over again from tons of different people about Joe Biden's mental health, from progressives, from conservatives.

00:35:15.000 Everybody knows.

00:35:16.000 Everybody.

00:35:17.000 Everybody does.

00:35:17.000 Yeah.

00:35:20.000 It reminds me of Legend of Zelda, it's a secret to everybody.

00:35:24.000 You remember that saying from the original Zelda game?

00:35:27.000 The first one?

00:35:28.000 The very first Zelda game, there were certain areas where you could put a bomb in front of a mountain, and then you'd walk in and there's a dude and he says, it's a secret to everybody, and then he gives you money.

00:35:37.000 And it's a secret way to get rupees for buying stuff.

00:35:41.000 And I'm like, what that means to me is, Everyone knows that Biden can't be the president.

00:35:48.000 Okay.

00:35:49.000 Except Biden.

00:35:52.000 I think even he knows.

00:35:52.000 I don't think he knows.

00:35:54.000 Maybe.

00:35:54.000 I think he knows.

00:35:56.000 Biden be slipping, yo.

00:35:57.000 That's what it is.

00:35:58.000 As much as most of us are open about it, I think all the resistance people Is that like the elephant in the room, basically?

00:36:05.000 pretending and that's what I think it's like.

00:36:07.000 It's a secret to everyone.

00:36:08.000 It's like the secret is that they're planning on stopping at Joe Biden.

00:36:11.000 Yeah, everybody knows, but everyone's kind of like looking at each other, you

00:36:14.000 know, shifty eyed. Is that like the elephant in the room?

00:36:16.000 Basically, the elephant in the room?

00:36:18.000 Yeah. So no, no one wants to talk about it.

00:36:20.000 It's so glaringly obvious.

00:36:22.000 I kind of.

00:36:23.000 But the elephant room is like there's a big problem that no one wants to address.

00:36:26.000 Like it's kind of.

00:36:28.000 How is that not the same?

00:36:30.000 This is a pretty big problem.

00:36:31.000 He can't be president.

00:36:33.000 His mind is slipping.

00:36:34.000 His ass is slipping.

00:36:35.000 They're putting him there on purpose.

00:36:37.000 That's why I think it's different.

00:36:38.000 They've propped him up.

00:36:43.000 Yeah, clearly.

00:36:44.000 of like that could maybe work elephant in the room but I think it's more so

00:36:47.000 that we all know there is a game afoot yeah clearly and we had that woman the 0.88

00:36:53.000 director of communications say on what show was that on it was it Fox yeah

00:36:59.000 yeah yeah yeah yeah it was Bill Hemmer she said that's his name right I'm not

00:37:04.000 Not sure what you're referring to right now.

00:37:05.000 Fox News is America's newsroom.

00:37:07.000 Bill Hummer, is that his name?

00:37:07.000 I think so.

00:37:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:08.000 Yeah, Google it?

00:37:09.000 Thank you, appreciate it.

00:37:11.000 She said, we are not officially nominating Joe Biden to defeat Donald Trump.

00:37:16.000 And everybody was like, whoa.

00:37:18.000 Did she just admit it?

00:37:19.000 Because what does that mean?

00:37:21.000 Yeah, what does that mean?

00:37:22.000 So you're nominating him to defeat himself?

00:37:25.000 To defeat who?

00:37:27.000 He's going against Donald Trump.

00:37:29.000 Or is she straight up saying, we're not choosing Biden to go up against Trump.

00:37:32.000 She said the convention must happen because we're not officially nominating Joe Biden to defeat Donald Trump.

00:37:37.000 Something like that.

00:37:38.000 I'm paraphrasing because I don't remember the full quote, but it's something like that.

00:37:41.000 And so the argument is, like, to be fair, maybe she's saying we're not only nominating Joe Biden just to defeat Trump.

00:37:49.000 But why wouldn't she say it that way?

00:37:51.000 Agreed.

00:37:52.000 It sounded like she was saying she knows it ain't going to be Biden.

00:37:58.000 And I think deep down we all know it, too.

00:38:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:38:00.000 Especially after the fart.

00:38:02.000 Joe Biden farted.

00:38:03.000 Yes.

00:38:04.000 In case you missed it.

00:38:05.000 I think deep down we all know, man.

00:38:07.000 I think so.

00:38:09.000 So, I don't know.

00:38:11.000 I think it's always funny to talk about Hillary Clinton potentially running because everyone hates her guts, but let's be real, man.

00:38:16.000 Everybody hates her. 0.74

00:38:17.000 I know.

00:38:17.000 What are they thinking?

00:38:19.000 What are the Dems thinking?

00:38:20.000 I don't think it'll be Hillary.

00:38:21.000 Do they think that that's gonna work?

00:38:23.000 Nothing they do, I feel, can work right now.

00:38:26.000 They're backed into a corner.

00:38:26.000 Dude.

00:38:28.000 They should just sit in the corner and just stay there for a while and recollect their thoughts.

00:38:32.000 Let's go back to 2008, right?

00:38:33.000 Barack Obama.

00:38:35.000 Celebrity candidate.

00:38:37.000 Charismatic.

00:38:38.000 Strong.

00:38:38.000 Youthful.

00:38:39.000 Man, he had it.

00:38:41.000 A lot of people really liked this guy.

00:38:43.000 And then he did, you know, really authoritarian expansion.

00:38:47.000 Wow.

00:38:48.000 National Defense Authorization Act, indefinite detention provisions, extrajudicial assassinations, FISA spying, like, wow, he had it all.

00:38:56.000 Spying on journalists, prosecuting more whistleblowers than all other presidents combined.

00:39:01.000 And still got all the left to love him the whole time.

00:39:04.000 Well, yeah, but he was a celebrity, right?

00:39:06.000 Exactly.

00:39:07.000 And they loved it.

00:39:08.000 But think about, so his re-election, Mitt Romney.

00:39:10.000 What is Mitt Romney?

00:39:11.000 Seriously?

00:39:12.000 Fart noise.

00:39:13.000 So Obama still had it.

00:39:16.000 I think Trump's approval rating is higher than Obama's was at the same time in his first term.

00:39:20.000 But then look at 2016.

00:39:22.000 What did the Democrats have to offer after Obama?

00:39:24.000 Was it like Martin O'Malley or something was the guy's name?

00:39:27.000 Oh gosh, I don't remember.

00:39:28.000 It was like two people.

00:39:29.000 Putting me on the side.

00:39:30.000 It was like two people and Hillary.

00:39:32.000 But then Bernie pops up out of nowhere and created chaos.

00:39:36.000 I only remember Bernie.

00:39:38.000 Bernie steps up.

00:39:39.000 But even without Bernie, Why didn't the Democrats have any nominees?

00:39:45.000 It really felt like, in 2008, Hillary was like, look, people thought she was going to win.

00:39:50.000 And then Obama came in and took it away.

00:39:52.000 So then she, you know, she gets a role in, you know, Obama's administration.

00:39:56.000 Then come to the 2015, 2016 cycle, which includes 2015, the Democratic candidates were like some randos no one knew or cared about.

00:40:05.000 There was no personality.

00:40:07.000 There was no plan.

00:40:07.000 It was just Hillary.

00:40:09.000 And people hate her.

00:40:11.000 Yes, they really do.

00:40:12.000 The basket of deplorables thing.

00:40:14.000 I tried to watch her documentary.

00:40:16.000 Me and Ian were talking about it.

00:40:17.000 We need to just force ourselves to watch this and see what it's about.

00:40:21.000 And the first thing is like, man, everyone hates her.

00:40:25.000 Why?

00:40:26.000 What is it about it?

00:40:27.000 And then they're like, it's such a puff piece.

00:40:29.000 It's insane.

00:40:30.000 I couldn't watch it anymore.

00:40:31.000 I had to shut it off.

00:40:32.000 I was like, I can't do it.

00:40:33.000 I can't do it.

00:40:34.000 Kill me now.

00:40:34.000 Oh yeah, that's right.

00:40:35.000 We mentioned this the other day where they did the debate between Trump and Hillary,

00:40:38.000 but gender swapped it. 1.00

00:40:39.000 Oh yeah, that's right.

00:40:40.000 And then, like, man, I watched a clip of it, and seeing the guy be Hillary, I'm like, I

00:40:46.000 don't like him.

00:40:47.000 I don't like that person.

00:40:48.000 So what's fascinating is the primary in Michigan, it was with Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden,

00:40:54.000 and Joe Biden crushed sweeping everything.

00:40:56.000 This is bad news for Trump.

00:40:58.000 The Bernie people thought they would win Michigan because they beat Hillary there last time. 1.00

00:41:01.000 But that just shows you how much people really, really hated Hillary. 1.00

00:41:04.000 Well, when you listen to Hillary talk, she talks like someone who feels entitled to everybody's worship, almost.

00:41:15.000 Like, you don't worship me?

00:41:17.000 Yeah, seriously.

00:41:18.000 No, what is it?

00:41:19.000 You know the story about her on like some Air Force like cargo plane or something?

00:41:24.000 No, what is it? There was like I don't know the full story so I could be getting it totally wrong

00:41:28.000 But someone I read this somewhere that like she's on this Air Force jet or plane or something

00:41:33.000 Okay, and there's a bunch of Air Force servicemen crewmen And then she's sitting there reading and she takes her like

00:41:38.000 wine glass it goes And holds it up. Whoo, and then there's like these like

00:41:43.000 they're military guys They're like, you know, I don't know what rank they are

00:41:46.000 But like they're not nobody's and they're like what are you doing? And then she goes

00:41:50.000 Again, yeah, and apparently the guy came up and refilled her drink for her Wow

00:41:55.000 So I heard that because, like, some guy wrote a book.

00:41:57.000 I don't know if it's true or not.

00:41:58.000 So, you know, fact check me.

00:41:59.000 But I think stories like that, we would absolutely want to believe true.

00:42:04.000 But we want to believe it because it really does seem like it fits her personality.

00:42:08.000 Like this, like, you will get me a drink.

00:42:08.000 Yeah.

00:42:11.000 That's what people don't like about her. 1.00

00:42:13.000 Look at the primary.

00:42:13.000 It's true.

00:42:15.000 What people don't realize is one of the things that got Trump a victory was how much they despised Hillary. 0.96

00:42:20.000 It's true.

00:42:20.000 Trump won some states by only a few thousand votes.

00:42:23.000 So the people who think that Biden can't win, that hubris, I think things have changed.

00:42:30.000 Trump's approval rating has gone up.

00:42:32.000 I mean, I considered myself Democrat for the longest time.

00:42:37.000 I mean, I don't consider myself a Republican, but I'm gonna vote for Trump.

00:42:43.000 I don't want some rando.

00:42:44.000 I don't want Biden.

00:42:46.000 I definitely don't want Hillary. 0.99

00:42:49.000 So it's like they got me to change my mind.

00:42:52.000 I just, I don't like any of them.

00:42:55.000 I don't mind watching Trump on the TV, it makes me laugh, but as president it's not

00:42:58.000 my choice.

00:42:59.000 Considering now they've placed Biden up against them, now they've actually got like, you ever

00:43:03.000 play Metal Gear Solid and the exclamation point, that's what happened when they were

00:43:06.000 like Biden, I was like, ugh.

00:43:08.000 Oh god.

00:43:09.000 It's like, look, Trump, I think...

00:43:12.000 Or whenever he talks at all.

00:43:14.000 Same.

00:43:19.000 When Trump talks, I laugh.

00:43:21.000 And sometimes I facepalm.

00:43:22.000 Have you seen the Joe Scarborough tweets?

00:43:25.000 No.

00:43:26.000 He's been tweeting relentlessly about MSNBC Joe Scarborough.

00:43:30.000 In 2000, an intern working for Scarborough was found dead in his office.

00:43:34.000 A couple months later, he resigns.

00:43:37.000 And it's like a big conspiracy, like people think it was a cover-up.

00:43:40.000 And I'm just like, I don't know anything about it, man.

00:43:44.000 I get it. People are concerned about corruption and like, you know, this guy getting away with it.

00:43:49.000 He was a Republican at the time. Yikes.

00:43:51.000 And Trump keeps tweeting about it over and over again. And I'm just like, I don't care.

00:43:56.000 Dude, look, when you rag on CNN and Jim Acosta, I'm laughing.

00:44:01.000 I really am, because I'm like, these people are- They kind of deserve it.

00:44:04.000 Well, it's like, deserve?

00:44:06.000 All right, right, yeah.

00:44:09.000 They're just bad people who make a mockery of journalism, who are lying all day.

00:44:13.000 And Joe Scarborough has a lot of issues, for sure.

00:44:17.000 He's actually said some complimentary things towards Trump.

00:44:20.000 He's just another guy with his opinion.

00:44:23.000 And it's one thing if Trump came out and tweeted something like, Joe Scarborough said this, he's totally wrong, what a moron, I'd laugh.

00:44:29.000 But when he starts bringing up stuff from 20 years ago about like some conspiracy stuff, I'm like, dude, you're not arguing about it.

00:44:33.000 That's what I don't like about the Democrats.

00:44:35.000 They say Trump is bad, Trump is racist, and I'm like, those aren't arguments, you're not telling me anything.

00:44:39.000 Right.

00:44:40.000 So if Trump wants to come out and complain about MSNBC, he's not telling me anything.

00:44:43.000 I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about that, I'm like, dude, I don't know what you think is gonna happen with Joe Scarborough.

00:44:48.000 Yeah, I feel ya.

00:44:49.000 So, it's like, Yeah.

00:44:52.000 So anyway, I digress.

00:44:53.000 The main point was, Trump has vulnerabilities.

00:44:56.000 And according to the New York Times, his base is bigger than ever, his favorability is way up, and he's got a higher approval rating, or he did, I should say, in the last Gallup poll, than Obama and Bush for the same time period.

00:45:09.000 I think Clinton's was higher.

00:45:10.000 But Clinton did dip in a certain period.

00:45:13.000 So that, it bodes well for Trump.

00:45:15.000 But when you take into consideration how much people hated Hillary Clinton, you might get a bunch of passive, like we mentioned, like these leftists who don't, these liberals, whatever you want to call them, who don't read the news or anything.

00:45:25.000 And they're just like, no Trump.

00:45:27.000 And so you think about that person and you think about Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and they're looking at Hillary going, oh, and they're hitting like Trump over and over again.

00:45:37.000 And then you look at today and they see Trump and Biden, they go, oh, Biden.

00:45:40.000 It's like Obama.

00:45:41.000 Yeah.

00:45:42.000 That's what that dude said on the Rogan podcast.

00:45:43.000 What's his name?

00:45:44.000 Tim Dillon.

00:45:44.000 Was that Tim Dillon?

00:45:45.000 That was, um, oh crap, I can't remember his name.

00:45:47.000 I think it was, right?

00:45:48.000 Yeah, he said, he said people are going to vote for Biden because it gives them nostalgia to the Obama years.

00:45:48.000 Yeah.

00:45:53.000 That's why every single time Biden was debating anyone, first thing he would say is, well, when me and Obama were, you know, Obama, it's like every other word was Obama.

00:46:05.000 It's like, stop saying Obama.

00:46:07.000 O-Biden-Bama.

00:46:08.000 O-Biden-Bama.

00:46:09.000 Yes.

00:46:10.000 Yeah, man.

00:46:11.000 I don't know what we're supposed to do.

00:46:12.000 That was frustrating.

00:46:13.000 We'll see what's gonna happen.

00:46:14.000 You know, we can speculate in politics all day and night.

00:46:16.000 But how about we talk about something else?

00:46:17.000 So we have a couple options.

00:46:19.000 We have racism.

00:46:22.000 Oh gosh.

00:46:23.000 Or outer space.

00:46:24.000 Well, you know my vote.

00:46:25.000 Yeah, you know my vote, I think.

00:46:26.000 I was on the edge of my seat.

00:46:28.000 I was really excited to watch them launch into space.

00:46:30.000 It's really cool.

00:46:32.000 Outer space?

00:46:33.000 Yeah, definitely.

00:46:34.000 I feel like we did that yesterday.

00:46:35.000 Outer space.

00:46:37.000 This is cool.

00:46:37.000 We got a diagram of the SpaceX rocket.

00:46:40.000 But first, bad news.

00:46:43.000 As most of you know, the SpaceX first manned rocket launch was called off.

00:46:48.000 Well, it just pushed three days back.

00:46:50.000 Well, it says called off.

00:46:51.000 But I'm building suspense, man.

00:46:52.000 Give me a break.

00:46:53.000 I know, but that's that's incorrect.

00:46:54.000 That's false information.

00:46:55.000 No, it's true.

00:46:56.000 It wasn't called off.

00:46:57.000 It is technically the truth.

00:46:59.000 The best kind of the truth.

00:47:00.000 Yes.

00:47:01.000 It was called off to be postponed till Saturday.

00:47:05.000 So it's going to happen.

00:47:06.000 So many extra words for nothing.

00:47:09.000 For fun.

00:47:10.000 It was a storm.

00:47:11.000 All right.

00:47:11.000 But here's what I said this early on.

00:47:14.000 I'm gonna say it again.

00:47:14.000 Elon Musk.

00:47:17.000 I think, in all likelihood, it's fair to say.

00:47:20.000 Or at least from the way I view the world.

00:47:21.000 Most important human being on the planet.

00:47:23.000 You know what?

00:47:23.000 I'm inclined to agree with you, because you're right.

00:47:25.000 We do need something to unite us, and we're not united.

00:47:30.000 No, this won't unite us.

00:47:32.000 Are you sure?

00:47:32.000 I'm positive.

00:47:34.000 We have seen... You know what, man?

00:47:37.000 I know it's cliché to hear Tim Pool complain about the left.

00:47:40.000 True.

00:47:40.000 to be honest, but they're complaining that he's wasting money on other planets instead

00:47:45.000 of our own.

00:47:46.000 And people are saying things like, could you imagine if Elon Musk was spending money on

00:47:49.000 healthcare instead of rockets?

00:47:50.000 And I'm like, do you know that a lot of advancements in technology were developed through space

00:47:55.000 funding, like a lot of technologies?

00:47:57.000 And more importantly, do you know that the money that Elon Musk spends stays on Earth?

00:48:02.000 They don't get that.

00:48:03.000 And he's spending it in America too.

00:48:05.000 Right.

00:48:06.000 You spend it here, it hires people, it pays for equipment, and they build a rocket, and then the rocket goes to another planet.

00:48:11.000 Yeah, he's bringing space launching back to America.

00:48:14.000 That's huge.

00:48:15.000 We had to pay Russia so much money to use their rocket to put one American into space. 0.81

00:48:21.000 I don't actually have the numbers, but that's the truth.

00:48:23.000 We needed Russia. 0.72

00:48:25.000 We needed their rocket, because they have the Soyuz that they've been bringing us into space.

00:48:30.000 Now we can do it on our own?

00:48:32.000 That only cost $1.5 million to go up into space?

00:48:36.000 That's incredibly cheap!

00:48:38.000 Reusable rockets?

00:48:38.000 It's insane!

00:48:39.000 Now we're not paying Russia?

00:48:41.000 Why aren't we talking about that?

00:48:42.000 That's huge!

00:48:43.000 When he fired... When he launched the Tesla into outer space... Yeah, everyone's complaining.

00:48:49.000 But it was all these... It's these Karens, bro! 0.87

00:48:52.000 It's Karen culture. 0.95

00:48:54.000 Something I can complain about!

00:48:57.000 We should be spending that money on healthcare for people, not putting a car in outer space.

00:49:00.000 I love the Karen voice.

00:49:01.000 It was a test flight.

00:49:02.000 It was a payload test.

00:49:03.000 They needed to put something in there that weighed a certain amount.

00:49:07.000 Exactly.

00:49:07.000 That's pretty cool.

00:49:09.000 And he runs Tesla.

00:49:10.000 So we put a guy, the astronaut, dummy in it.

00:49:14.000 And the other thing too is like, it's inspirational.

00:49:17.000 It's like how many little kids saw that hot rod red convertible in outer space with the astronaut in it and they were like, wow.

00:49:23.000 I want to be that astronaut.

00:49:25.000 You ever see the video of Elon Musk crying when he found out Buzz Aldrin or whatever criticized him?

00:49:30.000 No.

00:49:30.000 What did he say?

00:49:32.000 I don't know exactly what happened, but let me see if I can Google it real quick.

00:49:35.000 That's terrible.

00:49:36.000 Yeah, Elon cried.

00:49:38.000 He cries a lot.

00:49:39.000 It's a little emotional.

00:49:41.000 Here we go.

00:49:43.000 Elon Musk almost... Neil Armstrong.

00:49:45.000 Here we go.

00:49:47.000 What is this?

00:49:48.000 I don't know exactly what happened.

00:49:49.000 Appearing teary-eyed over a Neil Armstrong reaction.

00:49:51.000 What was he reacting to?

00:49:53.000 What was that all about?

00:49:54.000 I thought it was Buzz Aldrin.

00:49:56.000 Let's click Cried and see what happens.

00:49:58.000 Elon Musk almost in tears.

00:49:59.000 Anyway, look, whatever, man.

00:50:01.000 We'll bring it back to the actual story.

00:50:04.000 But, uh, he was being criticized.

00:50:07.000 As, like, something, I don't know, like some kid playing with toys or whatever.

00:50:10.000 And it was like, for him, it was devastating because...

00:50:12.000 he was probably it was probably a hero of his.

00:50:14.000 He's done.

00:50:15.000 What?

00:50:15.000 Buzz Aldrin?

00:50:16.000 Like being tall like a dude.

00:50:18.000 He's a like a one of the greatest you know known.

00:50:21.000 I don't know if it was Buzz I think it was like Neil Armstrong or whatever.

00:50:23.000 Another one it's the same thing same echelon of Spaceman.

00:50:27.000 It's like man you went to the moon like wow you know.

00:50:31.000 he probably looked up to him forever so now to hear him criticize him is probably devastating

00:50:36.000 I get it I think Elon's cried before too he's an eccentric dude he's a little off I don't

00:50:41.000 think there's anything wrong with that I don't think so either well in principle and

00:50:47.000 Ugh.

00:50:47.000 And then when Elon Musk tweets some crazy, crazy nonsense and people are like, their

00:50:53.000 stocks are crashing and the company's freaking out.

00:50:57.000 And then it's like he's being accused of like shorting the market and all the other crazy

00:51:00.000 stuff.

00:51:01.000 It's like, you know, whatever, whatever.

00:51:05.000 I'm not going to say he's exactly like Trump, but they have a lot in common.

00:51:09.000 There's some weird overlap between the eccentric billionaire personality types, you know what I mean?

00:51:13.000 Okay.

00:51:13.000 Maybe something about being eccentric makes you more likely to be a billionaire, you know?

00:51:18.000 Yeah, who knows?

00:51:19.000 Yeah.

00:51:19.000 Take risks.

00:51:21.000 But let's talk about why we gotta go to Mars, man.

00:51:23.000 Yeah, let's talk about it.

00:51:23.000 It's because of this.

00:51:24.000 It's because a tiny asteroid super close to Earth, flyby, shows planetary protection in action.

00:51:30.000 This asteroid... Yeah, I don't know how many people know about this.

00:51:33.000 This asteroid, if it hit us, do you know what would have happened?

00:51:35.000 It would have burned up in the atmosphere and we would never have noticed.

00:51:37.000 That is true, yes.

00:51:39.000 Now hold on, hold on.

00:51:40.000 No, I'm working it up to it.

00:51:42.000 Okay, you do it then.

00:51:44.000 I'm just glad we're talking about this.

00:51:45.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:51:47.000 Actually, actually, to be fair, we have this story.

00:51:50.000 Huge asteroid 1998 OR2 will zip harmlessly by Earth April 29th through the telescope.

00:51:54.000 This one, even bigger.

00:51:56.000 Yeah, that was a much bigger one, yeah.

00:51:58.000 And you know what would have happened if this one hit us?

00:52:00.000 Well, how big was this one, do they say?

00:52:02.000 Was that the 4 kilometer one?

00:52:03.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's correct.

00:52:22.000 We would be dead.

00:52:22.000 show the little asteroid they're like hey look you know our planetary defense

00:52:26.000 works or whatever it's like it alerted us that was coming this thing starts coming

00:52:30.000 this thing hits us we don't exist anymore

00:52:32.000 that's correct we're gone we would be dead yeah well there would be there be

00:52:36.000 mole people like you know the people who live under las vegas and new york

00:52:39.000 yes those people i don't even know about that

00:52:42.000 More locks?

00:52:42.000 I don't know.

00:52:43.000 Yeah, I don't know if that would work because it was like that asteroid turned the sky to molten lava, essentially.

00:52:50.000 The sky?

00:52:51.000 Yes, because what happened was when it hit, it kicked up so much dust into the atmosphere that covered the entire planet.

00:52:58.000 So when it was re-entering the planet, it was clumping together and then burning.

00:53:03.000 So the whole sky was fire.

00:53:04.000 Yeah, but you're underground, right?

00:53:06.000 It lasted for a long time.

00:53:09.000 It wasn't just like, and it's over.

00:53:11.000 Listen, listen.

00:53:11.000 There are people who live under New York City, right?

00:53:14.000 It's a big, complex maze.

00:53:16.000 And there are rats.

00:53:18.000 So now, right now, they go up for food, right?

00:53:20.000 But let's say this massive thing hits Australia, right?

00:53:23.000 And then it wraps around the planet and then eventually reaches New York.

00:53:27.000 You know, we go a couple thousand years of the subterranean, you know, mole people. 1.00

00:53:32.000 They eat the rats.

00:53:33.000 The rats breed from eating, you know, funguses.

00:53:37.000 And you got mole people that live underground and are pale with big eyes and they eat rats. 1.00

00:53:43.000 Okay.

00:53:43.000 Huh.

00:53:44.000 That's humanity's fate.

00:53:45.000 Oh good, I'm very excited about the future.

00:53:46.000 Unless!

00:53:47.000 Is that better than extinction?

00:53:48.000 Unless!

00:53:49.000 We get to Mars and get to the moon and we start setting up, going into space comfortably that we can get out and handle something.

00:53:58.000 Like the Chuk's Lub meteorite. 1.00

00:54:02.000 To be fair though, as much as I can praise Elon Musk for trying to do this, I think one of the problems is our method of transportation.

00:54:10.000 Strapping someone to the in the tip of a giant metallic tube and putting a bunch of Explosives in it and firing the explosive at the back to launch them into space.

00:54:17.000 Yep.

00:54:17.000 We got to figure out.

00:54:19.000 I don't know man some kind of Antigrav or whatever.

00:54:22.000 What was the you were telling me about the virgin virgin plane?

00:54:26.000 Oh, they tried doing orbit through, yeah, Virgin Orbit.

00:54:29.000 747 or something.

00:54:30.000 It was like a tap to the top.

00:54:31.000 Then once they get as high as they can, they launch it.

00:54:33.000 It didn't work because Elon Musk commented on it.

00:54:36.000 He said, orbit is hard.

00:54:37.000 You know, it took us, I think, four tries.

00:54:39.000 That was their first attempt.

00:54:40.000 But that could be big.

00:54:41.000 It could really lower the cost if Virgin can figure out how to get into orbit from just flying up.

00:54:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:46.000 Significantly cheaper then.

00:54:48.000 Yeah, but it's not even about that, because, like, jets, it's, you know, to be honest, I understand the achievements humans have made with, like, creating the jet turbine engine, these massive, you know, Rolls-Royce things or whatever, can make a 200-ton object fly.

00:55:05.000 It's impressive.

00:55:06.000 Yeah, it is.

00:55:07.000 But all we're really doing is, like, swimming.

00:55:12.000 Okay.

00:55:12.000 So it's like basically it's learning how to manipulate gravity.

00:55:17.000 pipe dream. So it's like basically it's learning how to manipulate gravity. That would be the

00:55:22.000 thing we need to figure out. Because we're spending so much energy to get off the planet.

00:55:27.000 To escape gravity. Right and then think about how long it takes to even get to Mars.

00:55:32.000 And it's seven months. And it's inhospitable. So what are we gonna do? Somebody mentioned like

00:55:37.000 firing 150,000 nukes at the ice caps to begin the terraformation process. And then it would still

00:55:43.000 take you know decades to centuries. And it would also irradiate all of that water.

00:55:49.000 Well, nukes are intentionally radioactive, so they could theoretically create bombs that don't create- Oh, okay.

00:55:54.000 So yeah, I believe there are some very, very, very powerful nuclear bombs that have no radioactive footprint.

00:56:00.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

00:56:01.000 Wow, today I learned.

00:56:02.000 Interesting.

00:56:03.000 Well, I'm not completely sure.

00:56:04.000 I'm not an expert on nuclear weapons.

00:56:05.000 I just did a segment one time for Discovery Channel.

00:56:07.000 That's awesome.

00:56:08.000 So it's like we looked at all these different weapons and their radiuses, radii?

00:56:11.000 Radii, yeah.

00:56:13.000 And what we learned is that many of them are intentionally radioactive.

00:56:18.000 So that you have physical destruction of resource followed by organic destruction of human beings.

00:56:24.000 That's a mess.

00:56:26.000 Yeah.

00:56:27.000 But anyway, anyway.

00:56:28.000 Yeah.

00:56:28.000 We're kind of getting sidetracked.

00:56:29.000 No, no.

00:56:30.000 Look at that.

00:56:31.000 No, no.

00:56:31.000 I think this is a, this is an important conversation.

00:56:33.000 Maybe, maybe we, we do irradiate Mars.

00:56:36.000 And then for what?

00:56:37.000 A couple decades?

00:56:38.000 We're not going to be there.

00:56:39.000 We're terraforming the planet.

00:56:40.000 Maybe we, is it too cold though?

00:56:42.000 Is the gravity too weak?

00:56:43.000 Is there an atmosphere?

00:56:44.000 Those are the problems.

00:56:45.000 There is a very thin atmosphere.

00:56:47.000 Can it sustain a real atmosphere?

00:56:50.000 The thing is, here's what no one's thinking about.

00:56:53.000 Earth has a magnetic field.

00:56:57.000 Mars lost that magnetic field a long time ago.

00:57:00.000 Mars used to look like Earth.

00:57:01.000 It had running water.

00:57:03.000 We know this.

00:57:04.000 So the magnetic field being gone, it's bombarded by Well, we can see the auroras.

00:57:09.000 That's cool.

00:57:10.000 That's the result.

00:57:11.000 Too bad.

00:57:11.000 not the atmosphere or not it doesn't have a magnetic field so solar flares are going to hit

00:57:16.000 Mars and just bombard it. Solar flares come at us our magnetic field pushes it around us and we

00:57:22.000 don't feel that we don't we don't feel that at all so it's well we can see the auroras that's cool

00:57:27.000 right that's the result well Mars doesn't have auroras anymore right because it just gets hit

00:57:32.000 so then why go to Mars? I mean we can have a base there We can, you know... Like biodomes?

00:57:39.000 Yeah, I guess, you know.

00:57:41.000 It makes more sense to me to go to the moon, you know, and maybe figure out a way to keep the moon at the same place so it doesn't move away anymore.

00:57:50.000 Well, if we mine it and strip matter from it, would that...

00:57:54.000 I think it would fly away a little.

00:57:56.000 Actually, that's a good point, because if it was a little bit lighter, would Earth's gravity be able to maintain it better?

00:58:02.000 I don't know.

00:58:03.000 I mean, it would have to be a significant amount of material to make a difference.

00:58:06.000 How long until the moon flies away from Earth?

00:58:08.000 Like a million years.

00:58:09.000 A hundred million years, probably.

00:58:10.000 Yeah, we'll be dead long before then if we don't get out.

00:58:12.000 Sure, that's true.

00:58:13.000 But, at the same time, it is moving away, and we don't know the effect.

00:58:17.000 I mean, it affects our planet.

00:58:19.000 You know when it was, in the time of the dinosaurs, it was like 4,000 miles away from Earth?

00:58:25.000 Massive in the sky, right?

00:58:25.000 It was massive!

00:58:26.000 It was crazy!

00:58:28.000 Imagine the water being pulled as it spun around the Earth.

00:58:31.000 How far away is it now?

00:58:33.000 I don't know the exact...

00:58:35.000 Let me check the exact distance.

00:58:37.000 Because to understand the difference of why 4,000 is significant, you gotta know where it is now.

00:58:43.000 It is 238,900 miles away.

00:58:44.000 Do you imagine looking up and just seeing, it's like that Zelda game, Dora's Mask.

00:58:52.000 At night, it was as bright as day on the planet Earth.

00:58:56.000 Well, if it was a full moon anyway.

00:58:58.000 That was when the moon first got formed, you're saying, or when?

00:59:00.000 When the dinosaurs were roaming the Earth.

00:59:03.000 It was formed significantly longer before that, you know?

00:59:08.000 But when they were roaming, it was huge.

00:59:11.000 So when was that?

00:59:12.000 300 million years ago or something?

00:59:13.000 That makes sense.

00:59:15.000 60 million, I think?

00:59:16.000 60 million?

00:59:16.000 I don't know.

00:59:17.000 Actually, I have the Chicxulub.

00:59:19.000 I think we gotta fact check this, because think about it.

00:59:23.000 How far away is the moon moving from Earth every year?

00:59:25.000 Like an inch and a half.

00:59:26.000 So, what's a million inches?

00:59:29.000 I don't know.

00:59:31.000 How many miles is a million inches?

00:59:33.000 Miles.

00:59:34.000 Oh my gosh.

00:59:34.000 So divide it by 12, and then 5,000.

00:59:37.000 I'm trying to find when Chick-fil-A hit.

00:59:39.000 I don't think that math adds up.

00:59:43.000 Yeah, that's fine.

00:59:43.000 I don't know.

00:59:44.000 That's what I was saying.

00:59:44.000 I don't know the exact math.

00:59:46.000 I'm just kind of riffing off what I was... I don't think it was 4,000 miles.

00:59:48.000 I mean, we can find out.

00:59:51.000 It was a lot closer, though, right?

00:59:51.000 Yeah, let's pull it up.

00:59:53.000 I didn't know that.

00:59:54.000 That's really interesting.

00:59:55.000 Why has it moved away?

00:59:57.000 Let's see the data.

00:59:58.000 That'd be cool, though, if, like, the tide... It was, like, an interstellar, where the tide was a gigantic, like, 300-foot wall coming in.

01:00:06.000 That would not be... Maybe that would be fun.

01:00:10.000 I'm sure surfers would be like, yes.

01:00:13.000 Yeah.

01:00:13.000 But they were standing in like two feet of water.

01:00:15.000 So like you'd ride to the top and fall to your death.

01:00:17.000 That's a good point.

01:00:20.000 And you're, and you're on this planet and it's like seven every hour, there are seven years on earth.

01:00:24.000 Were you able to find it?

01:00:27.000 uh okay so so it was 4 000 miles closer oh yeah yeah yeah okay that makes way more right now it's two uh two uh 240 000 miles away yeah so it was bigger though for sure bigger in the sky yeah yeah it was two percent bigger two percent really that's it No, I don't know what this is, actually.

01:00:46.000 This is just a random answer I'm finding.

01:00:48.000 But it would have a noticeable effect on everything else.

01:00:53.000 So, I mean... Yeah, what happens when the moon finally just breaks away and leaves?

01:00:58.000 Well, the tides stop.

01:01:00.000 Yeah, that's gonna be a problem.

01:01:01.000 So, I mean, that's a big part of our planet, is the tides.

01:01:06.000 It shifts the whole ocean as it spins around.

01:01:06.000 Think about it.

01:01:10.000 Yeah, it stays wherever the moon is.

01:01:12.000 That's where the tides are.

01:01:13.000 That's crazy.

01:01:14.000 And that moves our entire planet of water. 0.96

01:01:18.000 And us!

01:01:19.000 We've been taught that.

01:01:19.000 We're made of water.

01:01:21.000 We're like 75% water or something?

01:01:23.000 Human beings?

01:01:24.000 Yeah, something like that.

01:01:26.000 Let's deal with the real problem.

01:01:27.000 We're all lunatics.

01:01:28.000 The real problem is, everything we're doing now is cute.

01:01:33.000 Okay.

01:01:33.000 Yeah, we'll build a biodome on Mars, but is it really gonna be a sustainable, functioning habitat where humans grow and flourish?

01:01:39.000 And if the Earth gets blown up, for whatever reason, are the Martians gonna be able to do anything?

01:01:43.000 Or are they gonna be dependent upon Earth?

01:01:46.000 What we really gotta talk about is, we need faster travel, we need better propulsion, we need better energy efficiency.

01:01:52.000 Truth.

01:01:52.000 And we need to terraform a planet and get a magnetic field going.

01:01:56.000 I don't know if we can do that.

01:01:57.000 Yeah, what do we do?

01:01:57.000 Do we, like, drill to the center of Mars and nuke the core, like in that movie?

01:02:01.000 Remember?

01:02:01.000 The movie.

01:02:01.000 Yeah, the core.

01:02:02.000 That's what it was called.

01:02:02.000 The core.

01:02:03.000 The core.

01:02:03.000 Like, the Earth's core was stopping, so they launched a bunch of nukes to make it spin again.

01:02:07.000 Well, there's no guarantee that would work, you know?

01:02:09.000 That's a movie!

01:02:10.000 Yeah, I don't think that would work.

01:02:11.000 We need liquid.

01:02:12.000 It needs liquid iron, and I don't know what's in the middle of Mars, but I know Earth has liquid iron in our core, and that's why we have a magnetic field.

01:02:19.000 Generate a force field.

01:02:21.000 To keep out all those nasty particles and radiation and whatnot.

01:02:24.000 Yeah, we need that.

01:02:25.000 So then it's right now, if we're talking about launching rockets into space to colonize things, it does seem like a waste of time.

01:02:32.000 Maybe we need to start working on those, you know, those Tic Tac UFO ships everybody keeps talking about.

01:02:38.000 Maybe we need to build that.

01:02:39.000 Yeah, that'd be fun.

01:02:40.000 Unless, unless we could also figure out better cryogenics.

01:02:46.000 Suspended animation.

01:02:47.000 Nobody's even working on that.

01:02:48.000 So then what we do is, we, so, there's so much crazy stuff we gotta talk about, man.

01:02:54.000 Check it out.

01:02:55.000 If we put people, if we built a big space station and a moon base, and then used those to create a massive vessel in space, because it would be very, very difficult to get a very large vehicle off of the earth.

01:03:09.000 Right, right.

01:03:09.000 You build it in space, right?

01:03:11.000 You put people in suspended animation and then you kick them off to Alpha Centauri or some, you know, who knows where.

01:03:16.000 You calculate everything and you cross your fingers that nothing knocks you off course and it might.

01:03:20.000 And then you're heading in suspended animation for a thousand years to make it to this new planet where humans will land in a ship and you're with, like, several hundred people and that's it.

01:03:29.000 That's life.

01:03:31.000 And in those thousand years, while you're all frozen, a new vessel developed on Earth whizzes right past you, and they point, and they're like, look, wow.

01:03:39.000 And then they beat you there, and then finally you wake up as a new planet, and it's just, there's cities, and it's the same exact problems.

01:03:44.000 Global warming, and like, overpopulation.

01:03:46.000 That's pretty funny.

01:03:47.000 And you're like, we should have just waited!

01:03:48.000 That sounds like a really good book premise that you just gave to whoever out there is out there like, I needed a new idea.

01:03:56.000 That's pretty good though.

01:03:57.000 I like it.

01:03:58.000 It's one of the perceived problems with space travel that right now we're doing all these things where we're like, we're going to rocket to Mars.

01:04:04.000 But in 50 years, we might've developed anti-grav, maybe in a hundred years, who knows?

01:04:09.000 And so then all of the work being done to go these long distances is just completely made obsolete by better technology.

01:04:16.000 Or we just figure out how to step into the fourth dimension.

01:04:19.000 Just walk over and enter back in in a different spot.

01:04:23.000 That makes more sense.

01:04:25.000 Warping space-time.

01:04:26.000 And it might seem impossible to us now, but we've done such amazing feats with manipulating reality already.

01:04:33.000 So I'm imagining like, what is it, Voyager is the satellite that like exited the solar system?

01:04:37.000 Yeah, Voyager 1 and 2.

01:04:38.000 I'm imagining we're like, you know, we're all going like, wow, it finally left.

01:04:42.000 And then in 100 years, you can like drive up to it and be like, there it is!

01:04:45.000 Look, Voyager!

01:04:46.000 And there's like a security detail.

01:04:48.000 Yeah.

01:04:48.000 And it's like, you wake up, you know, you go back to Earth because you can travel at ridiculous speeds.

01:04:53.000 And you wake up, it's like a 10 minute commute.

01:04:55.000 You're like, I do security for the Voyager as it travels, you know.

01:04:59.000 It's like a 10 minute drive, and then I just basically get stationed next to it.

01:05:03.000 Because you don't want anyone messing with it.

01:05:04.000 Of course, yeah.

01:05:05.000 You know, and that's your job.

01:05:06.000 And people are coming and taking pictures, like could you imagine?

01:05:09.000 So the other thing is time dilation.

01:05:12.000 Right, the faster you go, the slower time.

01:05:14.000 So will people on Mars, because there's a lot to consider here, Mars is less dense, there's less gravity.

01:05:20.000 It's much smaller.

01:05:22.000 Would that mean they would experience time going faster than we would, or slower?

01:05:25.000 If it's smaller?

01:05:26.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:05:27.000 The Earth, the Mars day is different than the Earth day.

01:05:31.000 That has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

01:05:33.000 So time dilation is like, if the faster you go, the slower time goes.

01:05:39.000 Right.

01:05:40.000 So we need to consider a couple things.

01:05:41.000 The speed of the planet Mars compared to the speed of the planet Earth.

01:05:44.000 That's what I was just referencing.

01:05:46.000 I'm not talking about days though.

01:05:48.000 I'm talking about the actual kilometers per hour the planet is actually moving.

01:05:51.000 Okay.

01:05:52.000 So they did this experiment.

01:05:53.000 Specifics.

01:05:54.000 I think they did this.

01:05:55.000 They took two stopwatches and they put one in like a mock jet and one on a table and they had it zoom around as fast as it could and it came back and they had different times when it landed.

01:06:05.000 Huh.

01:06:05.000 Yeah.

01:06:05.000 That's pretty cool.

01:06:06.000 I could be wrong about that.

01:06:07.000 This is not news.

01:06:09.000 This is me reading fun stuff on the internet.

01:06:10.000 Mind you, fact check me.

01:06:14.000 I want to know about that, though.

01:06:15.000 That sounds cool.

01:06:15.000 The faster you go, time slows down from your perspective.

01:06:19.000 That is true, though, actually.

01:06:20.000 I was watching the Scott Kelly documentary because he went up and spent It wasn't a full year, it was like 348 days or something in space.

01:06:29.000 And he has a twin.

01:06:31.000 And they came out and he's like, haha, I'm a little younger than my twin now.

01:06:37.000 So think about it this way.

01:06:40.000 Can you look up the speed Earth is traveling around the sun and the speed Mars is traveling around the sun?

01:06:44.000 Okay.

01:06:44.000 And while you're doing that, the general idea is, if you live on Mars, And Mars is traveling less than the speed of Earth.

01:06:52.000 Okay.

01:06:52.000 Then you would be moving slower and experience time faster than the people on Earth would.

01:06:58.000 Unless Earth is traveling faster.

01:06:59.000 So if like Earth is going like 100,000 kilometers an hour, Mars is going 75, then you're traveling at different speeds.

01:07:05.000 You'll experience time differently.

01:07:06.000 So you get old on Mars.

01:07:08.000 Well, you would perceive time the exact same, but you'd like look to Earth and people would be going like, like moving around all fast, you know, and you'd be like, so weird.

01:07:17.000 So then think about, unfortunately, why Star Trek is impossible.

01:07:21.000 This really bummed me out when I read about this.

01:07:24.000 When they travel faster than the speed of light, arguably, you could say, they could get to, you know, Alpha Colony, you know, whatever.

01:07:32.000 And it's like a Federation outpost and everyone there is like you're supposed to be here in two weeks 0.96

01:07:37.000 And you're like I'll be there in two weeks Then you get there you you're in the warp nine and you get

01:07:41.000 there in two weeks And it's like it's been two weeks and now you're here that

01:07:43.000 would just not be how things happen right because earth is traveling away

01:07:47.000 Different speeds from whatever that star base is it could literally be?

01:07:51.000 Like the star base is moving zero and the earth is moving so like you're in different spaces in time

01:07:57.000 Well, the whole thing about Star Trek, though, is when they went to warp, there was a warp field around their ship that prevented time dilation.

01:08:04.000 But what I mean is... Right?

01:08:06.000 You're right.

01:08:06.000 Yes, you're right.

01:08:07.000 Okay, I thought so.

01:08:08.000 But what I'm saying is, if Mars is traveling at, you know, X kilometers an hour and Earth is traveling Y, then the people living there would both experience time at different rates to each other.

01:08:17.000 So then, like, if you were traveling from Earth to Mars, they would perceive it as taking longer or shorter or whatever until you met up with them and then synchronized with their, you know, speed.

01:08:28.000 So I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna bring it back to the reason why we need to get back into space.

01:08:33.000 Where's this article that shows the, the path?

01:08:37.000 So there was this, you know, the, the, the tiny one, right?

01:08:39.000 Yeah.

01:08:41.000 Here it is.

01:08:43.000 So I want, I want you guys to see how close, this one here?

01:08:45.000 No, no, scroll down.

01:08:48.000 Okay, so this is, if you can see right here, this is the little one that came, and this is Earth.

01:08:55.000 So, it came within 4,000 miles of Earth.

01:08:59.000 That is incredibly close.

01:09:01.000 Now, it was only, like, I don't know, what was it, 20 feet wide or something?

01:09:05.000 Yeah.

01:09:06.000 So, you're right, it would have burned up in our atmosphere, but they found it hours ahead.

01:09:11.000 So, what I'm saying is, we need to be able to handle this kind of thing if it is the next Chexalub that's going to hit us. 1.00

01:09:20.000 And just back in 1998, there was that one that was four miles wide, or that could have been four miles.

01:09:25.000 I don't know exactly the size of it.

01:09:27.000 Then maybe what we should be doing right now, first and foremost, before Mars, maybe Elon's wrong, Moon base.

01:09:33.000 Yeah.

01:09:33.000 Then we need gigantic space biodome, and we can have, maybe we don't get cryogenics, right?

01:09:39.000 Maybe you literally just have generations of families who live on a spaceship.

01:09:42.000 I think that's gonna happen.

01:09:43.000 The problem with that is... Generations forget.

01:09:48.000 And you will have, by the third or fourth generation, people who have never experienced Earth and know nothing about it.

01:09:52.000 Probably.

01:09:52.000 But, if they ultimately... The Belters.

01:09:55.000 You've seen Expanse, right?

01:09:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:57.000 It's cool, it's cool.

01:09:57.000 People that just grew up in the Belt.

01:09:59.000 And they got, they got really long, really tall because they don't have gravity.

01:10:03.000 And then you go to earth and they're just like, Oh, I can't move.

01:10:06.000 Right.

01:10:07.000 Yeah.

01:10:08.000 The, I was reading about how we could do artificial gravity right now with just like, you know, like a spinning ship, like we often see.

01:10:14.000 Right.

01:10:14.000 It doesn't work.

01:10:15.000 It does technically, but the reason I was reading is that it creates an angular force, which makes you feel, you can get used to it, but you can feel a pull in a direction due to the rotation.

01:10:26.000 It's not a downward force, it's an angular force.

01:10:29.000 Okay, I can see what you mean.

01:10:30.000 So it's spinning, so it makes people feel sick.

01:10:33.000 You could probably get used to it, especially if you were born into it.

01:10:35.000 And then you'd land on Earth and you'd be like, help me, this is weird.

01:10:39.000 But not even that, like your whole perception would be thrown off.

01:10:41.000 But then maybe that's it, maybe we load up people on this massive biodome vessel, and then 12 generations later they finally make it to that planet.

01:10:51.000 Well, we got the Kobayashi Maru Space Tracking System.

01:10:56.000 This is the Space Force receives its Kobayashi Maru Space Tracking System.

01:11:02.000 So this is something they're actually working on at the Space Force is essentially tracking

01:11:06.000 all interstellar objects that could potentially destroy us.

01:11:10.000 Kobayashi Maru.

01:11:11.000 It's kind of funny.

01:11:12.000 It's from Star Trek.

01:11:13.000 Star Trek, right.

01:11:14.000 Yeah.

01:11:15.000 Which is kind of weird because the Kobayashi Maru was unbeatable.

01:11:17.000 Right.

01:11:18.000 I know.

01:11:19.000 It was to see what captains would do in an unwinnable situation.

01:11:21.000 So it's kind of, I don't know, it's a little silly because it doesn't exactly fit the lore,

01:11:26.000 but it's still good to know that they have this stuff that they're actually, this is

01:11:31.000 I think one of the most important things we got to do is if they're like, you know, that

01:11:36.000 the movie, what is the movie with the thing coming to hit us?

01:11:41.000 Which one?

01:11:42.000 The asteroid coming to hit us.

01:11:43.000 What was it?

01:11:44.000 Apocalypse?

01:11:45.000 No.

01:11:46.000 Oh, there's Deep Impact.

01:11:47.000 Deep Impact and Armageddon.

01:11:48.000 Armageddon, yeah.

01:11:49.000 Same movies, basically.

01:11:50.000 So it's the same movies, but that's actually really a potential.

01:11:54.000 We need to be able to handle that if it comes, because it's a possibility.

01:11:59.000 Things fly by our planet all the time.

01:12:01.000 Do you remember when I was talking with Joe about the Ark project leaving Venus and then

01:12:07.000 coming to Earth and terraforming it?

01:12:09.000 And I think there's actually even a simpler way of explaining what the story could be.

01:12:14.000 What if we were the children of the Ark Project that wasn't a collapsing or dying planet?

01:12:20.000 It's a planet, you know, a thousand light years away.

01:12:23.000 That was like, we're gonna load y'all up on a ship, have at it.

01:12:26.000 And what if the aliens... A different solar system completely. 0.63

01:12:29.000 What if the aliens we see are actually just people?

01:12:33.000 Ooh.

01:12:34.000 Yeah.

01:12:34.000 Interesting.

01:12:35.000 And so it's like, imagine this way.

01:12:38.000 You've seen Battlestar Galactica.

01:12:39.000 Yeah.

01:12:40.000 So they actually end up on Earth in the end.

01:12:42.000 Spoiler! 0.88

01:12:43.000 So, I mean, at this point, if you haven't seen it, it's not as it's 20 years now.

01:12:48.000 Amazing show.

01:12:49.000 I thought it was actually Earth or just an Earth-like planet that they found.

01:12:53.000 I thought it was Earth.

01:12:55.000 Ancient Earth.

01:12:55.000 I thought that was the point.

01:12:56.000 I didn't think it was Earth.

01:12:57.000 I thought it was.

01:12:58.000 Whatever.

01:12:58.000 The point is, it relates to the idea anyway, right?

01:13:00.000 Does anybody know?

01:13:01.000 You guys know what that is?

01:13:02.000 Imagine a very advanced civilization of humans that inhabit multiple planets, or maybe even they don't.

01:13:09.000 Let's say there's a planet somewhere far, far away, and people ask the questions about why it is our solar system is so perfect for us.

01:13:15.000 Like, notably, how Jupiter keeps the asteroids away from crashing into the inner planets.

01:13:19.000 That does a really good job of that.

01:13:20.000 It's like a powerful filter.

01:13:22.000 And some people think it's divine.

01:13:24.000 That it's, you know, it's the work of the Lord.

01:13:27.000 Some people think it's just probabilistic.

01:13:29.000 Like, of course we're here.

01:13:30.000 We have a shield.

01:13:31.000 Many, many shields.

01:13:33.000 It's not just Jupiter.

01:13:34.000 Many situations.

01:13:35.000 And what if it's an advanced race on a planet that was under constant bombardment, but humans still have it, you know, developed.

01:13:43.000 And they said, what if we could find a planet that was perfect?

01:13:46.000 They did.

01:13:47.000 They said that solar system is excellent for a colony.

01:13:50.000 And let's say they had technology slightly better than ours.

01:13:53.000 So they created a massive vessel.

01:13:55.000 They called it the Ark.

01:13:56.000 Loaded everybody up.

01:13:58.000 Carry on.

01:13:59.000 And they launched them out.

01:14:00.000 And then when that ship finally got here, those people had no idea what life used to be like for the past civilization.

01:14:05.000 Right, because it's been a thousand years of flying through space, living in space, whatever, you know.

01:14:10.000 So they come here and they have this, just like, the ship can't land on Earth because it doesn't have the ability to leave the planet.

01:14:17.000 It was made in space, it stays in space.

01:14:19.000 Or maybe the ship was named Atlantis, and then finally landed, and then that was where everything came from.

01:14:27.000 And then finally, after millions of years, it just crumbled away.

01:14:31.000 A couple hundred thousand years.

01:14:32.000 Wiped out and erased.

01:14:33.000 But now, like Joe was saying about Bob Lazar and all that stuff, us finding this ancient tech.

01:14:38.000 That's why I brought it up.

01:14:39.000 I'm like, what if it's ours?

01:14:41.000 What if this ship just dropped us off?

01:14:44.000 And they, and they, and then the ship's coming around and they were like,

01:14:46.000 Unit 70, 75, there's, you know, 3,000 of you, this will be your home.

01:14:51.000 We'll never see you again.

01:14:53.000 And then they just drop them off and then the ship keeps going.

01:14:56.000 Because like, think about what we would do.

01:14:57.000 What if we made a big ship with thousands of people on it?

01:15:01.000 Would we just stop at one planet?

01:15:04.000 Or would it make several stops?

01:15:06.000 Dropping a thousand people on each planet that is deemed habitable with some resources.

01:15:09.000 Seeding the universe.

01:15:11.000 So that humans never go extinct.

01:15:12.000 What if we are the attempt not to go extinct?

01:15:15.000 That'd be crazy.

01:15:16.000 That's crazy.

01:15:17.000 How much fun is that?

01:15:18.000 I think it's great.

01:15:21.000 I love it.

01:15:22.000 Should we now jump over to Super Chats then?

01:15:24.000 Yeah, let's go to Super Chats.

01:15:26.000 Oh yeah, Space Talk.

01:15:27.000 Now we're going to read Super Chats, which at first is going to be a lot of firsts.

01:15:31.000 So we do things kind of in a first-come-first-serve way, just because that's the order in which they come in.

01:15:35.000 So the first comments we read are from the other hour of politics, and then we're going to, you know, eventually get into the space talk.

01:15:42.000 Wow, wow, politics.

01:15:43.000 I don't know how political that was.

01:15:45.000 It was pretty political, but... See, look at that, Battlestar ended on Earth.

01:15:48.000 It did, it did end on Earth.

01:15:49.000 Oh, okay, interesting.

01:15:51.000 But if you haven't already, smash that like button or just give a little tap on your phone.

01:15:55.000 A love tap, if you will.

01:15:57.000 Because what you're doing, you do that, is you're telling YouTube that we are better than everyone else.

01:16:00.000 Yes, of course we are.

01:16:02.000 So it really does help.

01:16:03.000 And make sure you subscribe, hit the like button, hit the notification bell.

01:16:06.000 You can also follow me on Twitter and Instagram at Timcast.

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01:16:13.000 You can follow Adam.

01:16:14.000 Yeah, you can follow me too.

01:16:16.000 There I am at Adam Kriggler, but more importantly Adam puts up posts where you can actually send him story ideas

01:16:22.000 So if you want to have us talk about something We very often do and then of course if you would like some

01:16:27.000 spicy memes we have sour patch lids spicy memes. That's me and I do

01:16:32.000 I have the best memes, frankly.

01:16:33.000 L-Y-D-S. 1.00

01:16:34.000 Everyone agrees.

01:16:35.000 Spicy political memes.

01:16:35.000 They're the best memes.

01:16:36.000 There was one today about Joe Rogan being the president.

01:16:38.000 It was the best meme.

01:16:39.000 It was pretty good.

01:16:40.000 Who was his VP?

01:16:41.000 Uh, Marshall.

01:16:42.000 His dog.

01:16:42.000 Oh.

01:16:43.000 Yeah.

01:16:44.000 Oh no, sorry.

01:16:45.000 Kanye was his VP.

01:16:46.000 Kanye.

01:16:47.000 Marshall was in the picture.

01:16:48.000 Marshall.

01:16:48.000 My cutest.

01:16:49.000 Oh, man.

01:16:50.000 Alright, now we're gonna read your superchats, so if you wanna get in, feel free to do so, but I must warn everybody, as per usual, it is very difficult for us to read every single superchat, because it's just, you know, too many superchats.

01:17:02.000 So as much as I love and respect everybody for, you know, helping us out, supporting the channel and asking your questions, it usually comes to a point where we have to skip over smaller superchats.

01:17:10.000 For that, I apologize.

01:17:11.000 It's just the best way we can do it, I suppose.

01:17:14.000 And now Adam will spin- I'm gonna get the superchats going here.

01:17:15.000 He's gonna spin the UFO.

01:17:16.000 There we go.

01:17:18.000 Yes!

01:17:20.000 Considering we opened with a story about Joe Budden farting, we have none other than I.B.

01:17:25.000 Rippin' Em.

01:17:26.000 Yes, perfect.

01:17:27.000 He says, I haven't been able to fart for the last couple of lives.

01:17:31.000 Why?

01:17:31.000 Please forgive me, guys.

01:17:32.000 I hope we can still be friends.

01:17:34.000 You know what?

01:17:35.000 I want to dedicate the first segment to you, I.B.

01:17:38.000 Rippin' Em.

01:17:38.000 Yeah, that's fair.

01:17:39.000 Because you're consistent.

01:17:40.000 I like that.

01:17:40.000 And I appreciate you.

01:17:41.000 You be rippin' em. 1.00

01:17:42.000 Yep.

01:17:42.000 But Joe Biden got your back.

01:17:44.000 You weren't able to do it, he got you.

01:17:45.000 And Eric Swalwell.

01:17:46.000 And Swalwell, that's right.

01:17:49.000 Very honorable of them to do this for us.

01:17:55.000 Oh, no.

01:17:56.000 No, no.

01:17:57.000 It'll be fine.

01:17:57.000 I have no idea.

01:17:59.000 I did check the Eurovision song.

01:18:00.000 I haven't, no.

01:18:01.000 Yes.

01:18:01.000 I gotta do it.

01:18:01.000 What?

01:18:01.000 Check them out.

01:18:02.000 Yeah.

01:18:02.000 Oh, right, right, right.

01:18:03.000 People have sent me random different songs, too.

01:18:06.000 Yeah.

01:18:06.000 I did check the Eurovision song. I haven't no take on me by aha. I got it. I got to do it

01:18:11.000 What check them out? Yeah, all right people have sent me random different songs, too

01:18:16.000 Yeah, so I got to check them out this this one right here Grim Soul Banisher says, Obamacare still hurts.

01:18:22.000 My insurance isn't accepted because of Cali policy due to Obamacare.

01:18:26.000 The hospital wants 65% up front for my daughter's surgery.

01:18:29.000 I recently was trying to call a local, like, what is it called?

01:18:33.000 I don't know.

01:18:34.000 General practitioner.

01:18:35.000 General practitioner.

01:18:35.000 And they told me like, we can't accept your insurance.

01:18:38.000 And I was like, what do I do?

01:18:39.000 And they're like, I don't know.

01:18:40.000 And I'm like, excuse me?

01:18:41.000 Who do I call?

01:18:42.000 You're the one who's near my house.

01:18:43.000 And they were like, I'm sorry, we can't help you.

01:18:46.000 And I said, why?

01:18:46.000 And they said, Obamacare.

01:18:48.000 Are you serious?

01:18:49.000 And I was like, what?

01:18:50.000 And I was like, this is the closest, uh, like general practitioner to my house.

01:18:53.000 It's like, I haven't been for a physical or any kind of checkup in a really long time.

01:18:57.000 Sorry.

01:18:58.000 Can't help you.

01:18:59.000 That made me angry.

01:19:00.000 And I said, okay, if I get rid of my insurance, am I good?

01:19:02.000 And they go, Oh, absolutely.

01:19:03.000 I was like, are you seriously?

01:19:04.000 If I get rid of my insurance, then I can come to you.

01:19:06.000 Yes.

01:19:07.000 And I said, okay, I'll do it right now.

01:19:08.000 No, it takes two months.

01:19:10.000 Oh my God.

01:19:10.000 Gosh, of course it does.

01:19:12.000 Can't you just not use your insurance?

01:19:14.000 Nope.

01:19:14.000 Or it has to go through their system.

01:19:17.000 I'm talking about a physical man.

01:19:18.000 I'm talking about coming in.

01:19:19.000 I'm 34.

01:19:19.000 I've been a doctor in a long time.

01:19:21.000 And they were like, nope, you're in database with Obamacare.

01:19:25.000 And the first thing we do, regardless of how you want to pay, is we look it up.

01:19:28.000 And I was like, are you serious?

01:19:29.000 It's like, I can't even just come in and be like, yo doc, what up?

01:19:32.000 That made me so mad.

01:19:33.000 Yeah, it sucks.

01:19:36.000 Kyle Buchanan says, I live in a town where the city manager got a 25K bonus and then he laid off half of the firefighters in EMS.

01:19:44.000 Don't you love people like that?

01:19:46.000 It's great, isn't it?

01:19:47.000 Greed.

01:19:47.000 Grim Soul Banisher says, also two bucks to spin it.

01:19:49.000 Love you guys.

01:19:50.000 Well, Adam did.

01:19:52.000 I gotta spin it a little bit for him.

01:19:54.000 He didn't pay.

01:19:55.000 Sean Turek says, I'm late to the party.

01:19:57.000 Where did you get the UFO?

01:19:59.000 In an Instagram advertisement.

01:20:01.000 There's a little two dollar spin in there.

01:20:03.000 There you go.

01:20:04.000 It's an expensive lamp, to be honest.

01:20:05.000 Is it?

01:20:06.000 Yeah, I think it's a couple hundred bucks.

01:20:07.000 It's pretty cool.

01:20:07.000 Is it really?

01:20:08.000 I thought it was a little bit less.

01:20:09.000 It's grown on me.

01:20:09.000 I don't know.

01:20:10.000 I thought it was like 80 bucks.

01:20:11.000 Was it?

01:20:11.000 Yeah, that's what I thought.

01:20:12.000 Okay, there you go.

01:20:13.000 Yeah, just Google it.

01:20:14.000 Yeah, I can Google it.

01:20:16.000 Almost I got ripped off on Instagram.

01:20:17.000 That's always possible.

01:20:18.000 That's possible.

01:20:19.000 Sucker! 1.00

01:20:20.000 Oh yeah, it happens.

01:20:20.000 Dude, I buy stuff on Instagram all the time.

01:20:22.000 I do too, it's terrible.

01:20:23.000 I bought these things.

01:20:24.000 I refuse.

01:20:25.000 They're spring knee braces.

01:20:28.000 Okay.

01:20:28.000 That they're like knee pads but backwards.

01:20:30.000 I've seen that ad.

01:20:31.000 And I'm like, you're right.

01:20:32.000 And I actually saw a report saying they're BS.

01:20:36.000 Yep.

01:20:36.000 And they don't do anything.

01:20:37.000 They hurt.

01:20:38.000 Yep.

01:20:38.000 They hurt?

01:20:39.000 All they do is hurt.

01:20:39.000 Yeah, they hurt.

01:20:40.000 I'm on them like, I'm gonna put these on my knees.

01:20:42.000 Oh, that's funny.

01:20:42.000 And then when I'm skating, it'll absorb some of the impact, right?

01:20:45.000 Yeah.

01:20:46.000 Nope.

01:20:46.000 It actually made it way worse.

01:20:47.000 Oh, jeez.

01:20:48.000 Yeah, so I took them off.

01:20:49.000 I'm like, this is garbage.

01:20:50.000 Yep.

01:20:51.000 But they actually do have knee braces that actually do help.

01:20:53.000 It's not the springs in the back.

01:20:54.000 It's the side bars that provide resistance.

01:20:57.000 Hmm, and they're not really for sports.

01:20:59.000 It's for if you have weak knees and you need need some help support And so those are just medical devices, so I'm like I'm not gonna wear a gigantic knee brace with bars mounted on the side I was thinking like I'm imagining in my head like You know what Iron Man, and I've got like these these things, and I'm like yeah, I can jump really high and I'm like yeah It'd be so awesome, and it was 20 bucks, and I get him they're made of plastic and like a spring and I'm like what is this?

01:21:22.000 They got your 20 bucks.

01:21:23.000 They did.

01:21:23.000 That's all they wanted.

01:21:24.000 It reminds me of the kids like in those old stories where like they have the comic book in the 50s in the back it's like x-ray specs.

01:21:29.000 Yep.

01:21:29.000 And they mail in you know a quarter or something.

01:21:31.000 Yeah.

01:21:32.000 And they get them and they're like, aw.

01:21:34.000 They don't do anything.

01:21:34.000 That happens to every kid I think.

01:21:37.000 Well, not ordering out of the back of a magazine, but... Let's see.

01:21:40.000 David says, about to be 34.

01:21:41.000 Too old to get back on the longboard.

01:21:43.000 Also moved to Syracuse.

01:21:44.000 Reopened our Supermall.

01:21:46.000 Amazon is here.

01:21:46.000 Drone Technology Central.

01:21:49.000 It is not too old.

01:21:51.000 Just go to a store and figure it out.

01:21:51.000 Not at all.

01:21:54.000 Find a board that's comfortable.

01:21:56.000 Learn your balance on it, and you're good.

01:21:57.000 We've been skating, like, every day.

01:22:00.000 And we had a session today, and it was one of the worst I've ever had.

01:22:04.000 For me.

01:22:04.000 For you.

01:22:05.000 I witnessed this.

01:22:07.000 It was terrible.

01:22:07.000 Let me tell a story.

01:22:08.000 I've been skating for 20 years.

01:22:10.000 This never happened to me.

01:22:11.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:22:12.000 That's not true.

01:22:13.000 It happened last week.

01:22:14.000 No, no, no.

01:22:15.000 Okay, this is severe.

01:22:17.000 Last week was like a warning.

01:22:20.000 Yeah, your board warned you, like, don't do that.

01:22:22.000 I've been skating for 20 years and I've never got nutted before.

01:22:25.000 And so last week I was skating and I got a light flick.

01:22:28.000 Yeah.

01:22:29.000 Like I did a trick, I fell, and it popped up, and I was like, oh man, oh man.

01:22:32.000 Kept skating.

01:22:33.000 Today, no.

01:22:33.000 Yeah.

01:22:34.000 Yeah, you were done.

01:22:35.000 Talked him out.

01:22:35.000 Today was nollie 360 flip, and I didn't- Wait, wait, we can do this here.

01:22:40.000 Oh yeah, let's demonstrate this.

01:22:41.000 Ready?

01:22:42.000 Here's his legs. 0.99

01:22:43.000 Here's his legs, okay?

01:22:44.000 I'm just gonna do the landing, alright?

01:22:46.000 So he lands one foot there.

01:22:49.000 One foot on the tail, and it popped the board right into the goods. 1.00

01:22:53.000 With full force, all my weight.

01:22:55.000 Oh yeah.

01:22:56.000 I watched it.

01:22:56.000 Slamming it.

01:22:57.000 I saw you crumble.

01:22:59.000 I've never seen you crumble before.

01:23:00.000 Everything turned black.

01:23:02.000 Like, the way I described it was my vision, all of a sudden everything was like covered in a sheet of plastic.

01:23:06.000 That's how it felt.

01:23:07.000 Wow.

01:23:08.000 Like, it was like seeing stars, like literally.

01:23:11.000 And then I was like, Adam get my stuff!

01:23:13.000 And then I just like hobbled to the house, and I just fell down to the carpet and I went...

01:23:18.000 I was like, Tim, are you OK?

01:23:19.000 Dude, it hurt for like an hour.

01:23:20.000 Oh my gosh.

01:23:22.000 I was surprised he didn't yell.

01:23:24.000 You have to pay your dues.

01:23:25.000 It was worse than getting credit carded, which is the classic like, you know, you're doing a trick down the rail and the board and you land like that.

01:23:32.000 That actually happened to me.

01:23:33.000 And that's a chode shot. 0.99

01:23:36.000 What, a chode shot? 1.00

01:23:37.000 I've never heard of that before.

01:23:38.000 It's like... No, it's getting credit carded.

01:23:40.000 Right, getting credit carded isn't like getting whacked in the nuts.

01:23:44.000 Okay.

01:23:44.000 Sometimes it is.

01:23:45.000 No, that is significantly worse.

01:23:47.000 Yeah.

01:23:48.000 Can we get a... Oh, look at the F.

01:23:52.000 Thank you, chat.

01:23:52.000 Thank you.

01:23:53.000 Thank you, chat.

01:23:54.000 Dude, it was brutal.

01:23:55.000 Gotta respect the chat.

01:23:56.000 Let me tell you, man.

01:23:57.000 That was the worst pain I'd ever experienced.

01:23:59.000 It was a full force, my entire body weight.

01:24:01.000 What you gotta understand is, when you're jumping, it's not your body weight coming down.

01:24:06.000 It's more than that.

01:24:08.000 When you're snapping the board up, and then all of your weight goes on the board, that weight redirects straight up.

01:24:13.000 Momentum, yeah.

01:24:14.000 It was like a 200 pound force kick.

01:24:17.000 boom and i was like smack time slowed down and i heard like hold on hold on excuse me i gotta put an f in chat for you i heard beautiful arpeggiated music continue continue it was slow motion as i saw it coming up and i hear like opera music and it's like At least they didn't explode.

01:24:33.000 You're not bleeding.

01:24:34.000 That's why we need a filmer.

01:24:36.000 It could have been an it I filmed it bro at least they didn't explode we

01:24:40.000 All right, and you didn't you didn't but you're not bleeding. That's why we need a filmer 1.00

01:24:44.000 Yeah, cuz I would put on Instagram immediately Dude I fell over I was like

01:24:49.000 And then and then I came inside and I just sat on the couch and watched the cowboy bebop for the next two hours

01:24:58.000 And I'm like, my eyes are half glazed.

01:24:59.000 And I'm like, I don't think I can, I have to keep my legs open.

01:25:03.000 That was brutal.

01:25:04.000 That was brutal.

01:25:05.000 It was such a good session too.

01:25:06.000 Oh man, I was bummed because we were rocking it.

01:25:10.000 See, he makes me level up.

01:25:12.000 Every day he's like, oh, what new trick you got, Adam?

01:25:14.000 What new trick you got?

01:25:15.000 And I'm like, I don't know.

01:25:16.000 I don't know.

01:25:17.000 But I keep trying.

01:25:18.000 I broke my board warming up.

01:25:20.000 Yep.

01:25:20.000 Yep, really annoying brand-new board. I've never broken a board before either been a sign. Do you listen? I know I

01:25:25.000 know I've she's got a point

01:25:27.000 I've only ever broken one board before and it was always kick-flipping off big gaps, but it was a brand new board

01:25:32.000 That's a weird. That's weird. You know what they could have sent me a bunk board. It's yeah, that's honestly

01:25:36.000 I think that's what it was cuz that's weird I did a switch kick flip land on the nose and it cracked

01:25:41.000 and I was like are you kidding me?

01:25:42.000 So then I'm like trying to switch out boards on to figure out what board works because I actually have like

01:25:47.000 We have one fresh board and some backup boards. Yeah, you needed a new board

01:25:51.000 Because that one's too small for you.

01:25:53.000 Maybe I'll just put on that massive one.

01:25:54.000 That vert one. 0.59

01:25:56.000 No, I think... No!

01:25:57.000 Imagine if that happened when you... Because you thought about it.

01:26:00.000 You almost were going to skate that bigger board.

01:26:02.000 If I did the bigger board, that wouldn't have happened at all.

01:26:04.000 That's the thing.

01:26:05.000 Or it would hurt and you might have blown something up.

01:26:08.000 No, that bigger board would not have hit me the way it did because it was too long.

01:26:11.000 All right.

01:26:12.000 Like I would have slipped out and probably hurt my arm or something.

01:26:15.000 Yeah.

01:26:16.000 That's that's acceptable.

01:26:17.000 You know, I mean, well, breaking an arm is worse.

01:26:19.000 But yeah, we were trying to have the session and I'm trying to get up on the mini ramp.

01:26:24.000 I'm using a new board now and it's like trying to switch out.

01:26:26.000 He's asking if he's too old to skate.

01:26:29.000 And I don't know if you're convincing him or not.

01:26:31.000 The point I'm making right now.

01:26:33.000 The point I'm making, the most important point is, it's a hilarious story, Matt said.

01:26:37.000 That's a good point.

01:26:38.000 It's a good story.

01:26:39.000 To be honest, you gotta pay your dues.

01:26:41.000 You do.

01:26:41.000 Also true.

01:26:42.000 Look, if you're gonna want to skate, if you've never been a skater, even if you've skated in the past, you're gonna fall.

01:26:48.000 So here's the answer to your question.

01:26:49.000 Part of skating.

01:26:50.000 You're never too old to skate.

01:26:51.000 Tony Hawk's in his 50s, and he still thrashes, dude.

01:26:54.000 He's amazing.

01:26:55.000 He's still one of the best skaters in the world, to be honest.

01:26:56.000 He still kills it.

01:26:57.000 Yeah, he still kills it.

01:26:58.000 And you know what, man?

01:26:59.000 You need to be prepared that you will get a full-force nut shot with the most excruciating pain you've ever felt, and you'll be rolling around on the ground, and that is the dues you pay to skateboarding.

01:27:09.000 That's not necessarily true.

01:27:10.000 He's getting a longboard.

01:27:14.000 He's not doing flip tricks.

01:27:17.000 Look, when the thing opens up, when everything opens up, go to a skate shop, try all the longboards out, find the one that you both like and is comfortable, done.

01:27:26.000 You know what the worst part of it was?

01:27:28.000 I should have just landed the trick.

01:27:29.000 Yeah, but dude, what's wrong with you?

01:27:30.000 It's a new board, and... So, Adam's learned... Anna's almost landed treflips.

01:27:35.000 Yeah, I haven't done that yet.

01:27:36.000 And so, I'm just, like, getting my feet, like, warmed up on a new board, so... I'm, you know, I'm doing... I tried to do a nollie treflip, which is off the nose instead of the tail, and the first couple flipped pretty well, and then this last one, it flipped perfectly.

01:27:48.000 I could have just put my feet on it, rolled away, but I was like, it didn't feel right, and that was it.

01:27:54.000 That's that was it.

01:27:55.000 Mm-hmm.

01:27:55.000 All right.

01:27:55.000 Well, let's move on from this glorious story.

01:27:57.000 I hope you enjoyed it Kyle says Adam if you want to stream do Witcher 3 the first two games are PC only It is the best game I have ever played Lydia stay beautiful.

01:28:07.000 Wow, that's a pretty bold statement best game you've ever played.

01:28:11.000 Oh You know, you're not the first person to tell me Witcher 3, and I actually did a tweet the other day about which game should I play, and over 150 people commented with all these different games, and it's like, ah, how do I choose?

01:28:23.000 You gotta make a poll, dude.

01:28:24.000 Well, then you can only have like two choices.

01:28:26.000 Yeah, well, or four at max, right?

01:28:28.000 I think so.

01:28:28.000 But although a lot of people were doing a bunch of games, but Witcher 3 was one of the ones that many people put, so that might be on the poll.

01:28:36.000 Who knows?

01:28:37.000 Yeah, we'll see.

01:28:37.000 Do it to it.

01:28:38.000 Fun.

01:28:38.000 See where we're at. King Canuck says, Have some Trudeau bucks!

01:28:41.000 Waiting on my Harumph shirt.

01:28:42.000 Please, please, your, uh, please release your songs as individual videos on this

01:28:46.000 channel.

01:28:47.000 I'd love to listen to them easier.

01:28:48.000 I accidentally made Tim in GTA 5 online.

01:28:51.000 Awesome.

01:28:51.000 Fun.

01:28:52.000 Um, we're gonna make a new channel for all this stuff.

01:28:54.000 Yep.

01:28:54.000 Because, uh, I think...

01:28:55.000 Skating.

01:28:56.000 The lockdown really messed everything up, but I'm looking for...

01:28:56.000 Yeah.

01:28:59.000 I'm trying to find a building, but buildings are so out...

01:29:02.000 Their prices are way higher than actual houses.

01:29:04.000 Like, it's easier to buy a mansion than it is a warehouse.

01:29:08.000 Like, you can get a warehouse... But we can't skate indoors in a mansion, can we?

01:29:12.000 You can.

01:29:13.000 Oh.

01:29:14.000 Well, a miniramp at least.

01:29:14.000 Yeah.

01:29:15.000 All right.

01:29:16.000 Like, I've seen some of these houses, I'm like, you could put a miniramp in that master bedroom.

01:29:19.000 The ceilings are like 12, 16 feet high.

01:29:21.000 Yeah, 18 feet.

01:29:22.000 Ridiculous.

01:29:23.000 And we could put a miniramp in this room.

01:29:24.000 But, but, these houses have massive, like, lawns, you know?

01:29:27.000 You have, like, a two-acre property.

01:29:28.000 Yeah.

01:29:29.000 You can build a mini-ramp out in the backyard.

01:29:31.000 So I'm looking for a warehouse because, you know, I'm trying to invest in starting new companies, doing fact-checking and stuff, and you can find twice the size, half the price, if it's a house.

01:29:41.000 And I'm like, okay, why not?

01:29:42.000 Yeah, why not?

01:29:42.000 Why would I, you know, I don't got money to waste.

01:29:45.000 We'll see what happens.

01:29:45.000 Word.

01:29:46.000 Let's see, uh, California says, you and Luke should do a show together.

01:29:50.000 We've done a ton of stuff together, actually, but Luke travels around all the time.

01:29:52.000 He's always trying to get me to travel.

01:29:54.000 Grizzly says, I watched you say, Harumph I say!

01:29:54.000 St.

01:29:56.000 So I popularized that phrase by asking for a t-shirt with that quote in it.

01:30:00.000 I'm so proud of this community.

01:30:02.000 P.S.

01:30:02.000 The Grizzly is an imposter.

01:30:03.000 I'm the real St.

01:30:04.000 Grizzly, lol.

01:30:05.000 I appreciate you asking for the shirt, because then it ended up happening.

01:30:09.000 Bam.

01:30:09.000 Now it's a thing.

01:30:11.000 STFU says, redux or resets ondux?

01:30:14.000 TY, tip your waitress. 0.98

01:30:15.000 Also, I'll point out, we may actually be able to sell skateboards directly through the YouTube store.

01:30:20.000 I know we gotta make sure they're good boards.

01:30:22.000 We gotta do a product test where we actually get sent a sample, skate on it, if it's good enough, then we put graphics on them.

01:30:29.000 The only issue with it is that if they're going through the YouTube store, they sell I think for $60.

01:30:36.000 That's about the price of a board.

01:30:38.000 Right, a pro model.

01:30:39.000 But you can get some pro models for like $55.

01:30:41.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:30:42.000 And then you get grip.

01:30:42.000 So it's gonna be a little...

01:30:43.000 But they don't have our graphics though.

01:30:45.000 Right.

01:30:46.000 The other issue is if we were going to actually run everything,

01:30:50.000 we could probably get the price down, but then it would require hiring someone.

01:30:53.000 And it's like having it automated.

01:30:55.000 I don't want to get...

01:30:56.000 I don't know if it's American-made or not.

01:30:59.000 Is it?

01:30:59.000 Do you know?

01:31:00.000 I'll make sure.

01:31:01.000 I do not want to buy Chinese skateboards, man. 1.00

01:31:03.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:31:04.000 I know people who would do bulk orders because they're so cheap and they are flimsy and they flop out.

01:31:09.000 And they just lie and they tell you it's fake, dude.

01:31:11.000 It is.

01:31:12.000 Exactly.

01:31:12.000 But the problem is a lot of these companies send their wood to China to be manufactured and bring it back and then claim it's an American board.

01:31:18.000 So you just got to be careful.

01:31:19.000 It's cheap.

01:31:20.000 Yeah.

01:31:21.000 American-made, man. 0.91

01:31:22.000 Aaron M says, hey guys, watching from Hong Kong, while I still can, would love to hear your take on the way Hong Kongers are fighting for their freedoms while Americans seem content to throw theirs in the gutter due to a 0.02% death chance.

01:31:34.000 I'm fighting a sneeze, by the way.

01:31:35.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:31:38.000 Yeah, what's going on in Hong Kong?

01:31:39.000 We should talk about it.

01:31:40.000 I mean, we're not going up against the Chinese Communist Party, sort of.

01:31:43.000 Right.

01:31:44.000 We kind of are in some respects, but not the way they are.

01:31:47.000 And so I can understand their fighting, but we've got to understand about what's going on in the United States.

01:31:51.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:31:51.000 there's gonna be a ton of lawsuits.

01:31:52.000 Yeah.

01:31:53.000 And we're probably gonna win them all.

01:31:54.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:31:55.000 The freedom-minded people are gonna win them all.

01:31:57.000 These governors aren't gonna get re-elected.

01:31:59.000 So a lot of us still have faith that although things are kind of broken for a lot of reasons...

01:32:04.000 Everyone sees that it's broken and they're fighting for it now.

01:32:08.000 Well, we kind of squeak by enough to where Americans don't freak out.

01:32:12.000 Like, if the Chinese Communist Party started sending in police to... Yeah, people in this country would go insane.

01:32:17.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:32:17.000 True that.

01:32:18.000 People already are getting heated over what's happening now.

01:32:20.000 It's true.

01:32:21.000 So... I can't really... I don't know enough about what's going on in Hong Kong in recent, uh, history.

01:32:26.000 Like, in the past, you know, month or so to actually comment, though, unfortunately.

01:32:30.000 The Cobra says, the Secret Service isn't allowed to yell, get down, anymore.

01:32:33.000 When the President is about to be attacked, now they have to yell, Donald Duck.

01:32:37.000 I love it.

01:32:38.000 Zing! 1.00

01:32:38.000 Love it. 1.00

01:32:39.000 Chuck Morris says, can vegans even fart?

01:32:42.000 That's why he's proud.

01:32:43.000 Oh, yeah.

01:32:44.000 I totally can.

01:32:44.000 Are you serious?

01:32:45.000 You give him cheese.

01:32:47.000 No, no, no.

01:32:48.000 That just makes it smell bad.

01:32:50.000 Yeah.

01:32:51.000 Yeah.

01:32:52.000 Everybody farts.

01:32:53.000 Humans fart.

01:32:54.000 Animals farts.

01:32:55.000 Come on.

01:32:55.000 Everybody farts.

01:32:56.000 Octorian says, was gonna see if you've heard Tulsi lawsuit drop, but you beat me to it.

01:33:00.000 While filling this out, here's to Killary sidestepping democracy. 0.89

01:33:04.000 That's what she's doing.

01:33:05.000 I kind of wanted to do it.

01:33:06.000 She's doing a little sidestep around everything. 0.87

01:33:08.000 I would be so excited if that's what she actually did. 0.88

01:33:10.000 I see it coming, man.

01:33:12.000 It's happening.

01:33:13.000 It's happening in front of our eyes.

01:33:15.000 I was talking to somebody who's, like, right wing.

01:33:17.000 And they said they were gonna vote for Joe Biden.

01:33:19.000 And I was like, what?

01:33:20.000 And they were like, dude, chaos, man.

01:33:21.000 It's gonna be hilarious.

01:33:23.000 And I'm like...

01:33:24.000 But they, like, people vote.

01:33:26.000 A lot of people voted in 2016 for Trump, thinking it was going to be chaos, and they created this well-oiled economy.

01:33:33.000 Yeah.

01:33:33.000 You didn't really get what you wanted.

01:33:34.000 I guess now they're probably happy because everything fell apart.

01:33:37.000 Student of History said, Hey Tim, heads up, Hong Kong is about to get lively again.

01:33:42.000 HK's officially reached the line of freedom or tyranny. 0.60

01:33:45.000 Yes.

01:33:45.000 I've been hearing a little bit about it, so we'll keep an eye on it.

01:33:48.000 Jean McLeod says, Lydia, did you get the message through Twitter I sent you?

01:33:51.000 I think Tim Pool patches would be cool.

01:33:53.000 Please show Tim and Adam.

01:33:54.000 I did.

01:33:55.000 I will show them as soon as I have a chance.

01:33:56.000 I'll pull it up for him.

01:33:58.000 Surprisingly, the beanies are harder to get than the skateboards.

01:34:01.000 Man, this guy, if they could only get me back.

01:34:04.000 I want the two-tone beanie, it's so hard to get.

01:34:06.000 But they're not doing custom beanies right now, so hopefully they'll change their tune.

01:34:11.000 Right on.

01:34:12.000 Let's see, messus1 says, fundraiser idea.

01:34:16.000 Lydia Bathwater for all the simps in the chat, oof. 0.98

01:34:19.000 I don't take baths, so... Nope!

01:34:21.000 Do you make candles?

01:34:23.000 You know that chick that was doing that? 1.00

01:34:24.000 I'm just kidding.

01:34:25.000 Was selling her bath water?

01:34:27.000 Oh, really?

01:34:27.000 That was a thing?

01:34:28.000 Yeah.

01:34:29.000 Was her name Belle Delphine?

01:34:30.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:34:32.000 Didn't Madonna try doing that, too? 1.00

01:34:34.000 No, she just took the bath picture, and it was generally horrible in other ways.

01:34:37.000 Not gonna happen.

01:34:39.000 James says no.

01:34:40.000 I says no.

01:34:41.000 Code Red says, Fartgate to Biden Boogaloo.

01:34:43.000 Love you guys.

01:34:44.000 Appreciate it.

01:34:44.000 Nice.

01:34:45.000 Got a good flow to it.

01:34:46.000 From Casey Bryant.

01:34:47.000 Hey, I don't want to go on the cesspool that is Twitter.

01:34:49.000 What was that dude that is bullying all the FA-18s for a private company?

01:34:55.000 What is this?

01:34:55.000 Oh, I worked on those for nine years in the Marines.

01:34:58.000 Sounds like a decent job.

01:34:59.000 Oh, the guy with his private Air Force?

01:35:01.000 Oh, right, right.

01:35:01.000 Yeah, in Illinois somewhere.

01:35:02.000 Buying.

01:35:03.000 Buying.

01:35:03.000 He was buying, yeah.

01:35:04.000 What is it?

01:35:04.000 Right.

01:35:05.000 Buying.

01:35:06.000 Hmm.

01:35:06.000 His name.

01:35:07.000 Yeah, I don't remember his name.

01:35:08.000 It was like a month ago.

01:35:09.000 I don't know.

01:35:10.000 You don't got to go on Twitter.

01:35:11.000 You can Google it.

01:35:12.000 There's a bunch of articles about him, his private air force.

01:35:14.000 Yeah.

01:35:15.000 It's pretty cool.

01:35:15.000 Jeremiah says people should try out Verusteleka, an online company in Finland.

01:35:23.000 All of their surplus goodness.

01:35:24.000 Also, Shaka Cola is cheap as heck from them.

01:35:27.000 Is this considered a paid promotion for you, Tim?

01:35:29.000 It is not.

01:35:30.000 No.

01:35:31.000 Michael Adams says, hey folks, just wanted to say, as a truck driver that travels everywhere except California, I haven't seen any crazy progressive political nonsense anywhere except the internet.

01:35:40.000 For sure, for sure.

01:35:41.000 Well, that's where it mostly exists.

01:35:42.000 But it's because all of the one, two people from all these different cities online come together and form that community that doesn't exist in the real world.

01:35:50.000 But I've seen it, man.

01:35:51.000 I've seen it in a lot of places, for sure.

01:35:54.000 It's like if you're in the weeds, you know?

01:35:56.000 Mr. Orgar says, if two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that... would that be effed up or what?

01:36:04.000 I mean, yeah.

01:36:05.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:36:06.000 It would be effed up no matter where it happened.

01:36:07.000 Indeed it would.

01:36:09.000 Justin4 says, Canada update, the RCMP says that any guns made prohibited by the OIC were prohibited... were effective on May 1st.

01:36:17.000 If I were to take a gun to the range today and I charged for it... Whoa, really?

01:36:21.000 Wow.

01:36:22.000 That's retroactive.

01:36:23.000 Yeah, wow.

01:36:24.000 That's nuts.

01:36:25.000 Winter Walker says, sounds like there's some looting and rioting happening in Minneapolis right now.

01:36:28.000 Yes there is.

01:36:29.000 Yep, of course there is.

01:36:30.000 People are pissed.

01:36:33.000 STFU says, hey Adam, read Seven Eyes by Stevenson.

01:36:36.000 Brilliant sci-fi that if you love Sanderson or Jordan you'll love.

01:36:40.000 Also read William Gibson Neuromancer.

01:36:43.000 Can you write that down for me?

01:36:44.000 I got it.

01:36:45.000 Awesome, thank you.

01:36:47.000 I love Jordan and Sanderson, so I'll probably love those books.

01:36:50.000 Appreciate you.

01:36:51.000 Kyle Miller says SJWs would try to force diversity quotas if we start colonizing other planets rather than be bi-merit.

01:36:57.000 Yeah, that would be one of the biggest problems.

01:36:57.000 Yep.

01:36:59.000 100%.

01:37:00.000 Kyle Harmon says Joe Biden be rippin' em.

01:37:02.000 Yes.

01:37:03.000 Brixton says never trust a fart.

01:37:05.000 Nope.

01:37:06.000 Alex Aiello says, you got me watching more left media.

01:37:09.000 I'm surprised by how much some of them hate you.

01:37:11.000 Crystal Ball is the best out of most of the suggestions.

01:37:14.000 Hate Vosh. 0.99

01:37:15.000 Why do they really talk about me?

01:37:16.000 I'd be surprised if they even talk about me.

01:37:18.000 STFU says, the shart heard around the world.

01:37:20.000 Indeed.

01:37:21.000 I'm not giving my name to a machine.

01:37:23.000 Says, with people losing their minds after two months of lockdown, do you think people could make the six month flight to Mars?

01:37:28.000 In lockdown, at least we can still go outside.

01:37:30.000 They could.

01:37:31.000 It's going to be selected people who are like... Trained. 0.99

01:37:31.000 Definitely. 0.99

01:37:34.000 Mentally strong.

01:37:35.000 Yep.

01:37:35.000 Right.

01:37:37.000 And couples.

01:37:38.000 Right.

01:37:39.000 Yes.

01:37:39.000 They want couples to go.

01:37:40.000 So it's going to be with your significant other.

01:37:42.000 On a mission.

01:37:43.000 I mean, the two astronauts today that were flying are both married to astronauts.

01:37:50.000 But not to each other.

01:37:51.000 They're not married to each other, but they're both married to astronauts who have also flown and gone to the ISS.

01:37:51.000 No, no, no.

01:37:57.000 So they've seen their spouses fly up in a rocket too.

01:38:01.000 It's pretty interesting.

01:38:01.000 I understand.

01:38:03.000 Mark O'Brien says, when you fart in public, the appropriate response is to look behind you and say, yes sir, I'll get right on that.

01:38:08.000 Then continue on with the conversation.

01:38:10.000 That's a wonderful response.

01:38:12.000 I love that.

01:38:13.000 I'm adopting that.

01:38:14.000 Thank you.

01:38:14.000 Who's that, Eggman?

01:38:17.000 No, Mark O'Brien.

01:38:18.000 Thank you, Mark.

01:38:18.000 Mark O'Brien.

01:38:19.000 Eggman says, truth over facts, but not over farts.

01:38:22.000 Joe Big Braps Biden.

01:38:25.000 Braps. 0.81

01:38:26.000 That's a good word for it.

01:38:28.000 It was a brap.

01:38:30.000 Nice.

01:38:30.000 Nice one, Eggman.

01:38:31.000 It was like a flibble.

01:38:32.000 This is great.

01:38:32.000 No, I love it.

01:38:33.000 A flibble?

01:38:34.000 It was a flibble.

01:38:35.000 An old man fart? 1.00

01:38:36.000 Yeah, it was a flibble.

01:38:37.000 It was because it was like... Well, no, it was... The slapping of the cheeks were prominent.

01:38:42.000 Flibble.

01:38:43.000 It was a flibble.

01:38:44.000 That's why it's a brap.

01:38:45.000 Brap.

01:38:46.000 That's what makes it even funnier.

01:38:48.000 a brap. Bwap! You know. Every time I think about that one.

01:38:53.000 They tried lying about it's the craziest thing. That's what makes it even funnier. It's

01:38:58.000 like, oh, come on. Own it. Supreme Grandmaster Janice says, hey guys, I saw your part about Nicaea

01:39:03.000 and it's a bit wrong.

01:39:04.000 The Council was not about editing the Bible, but debating whether the Trinity is a thing.

01:39:08.000 Interesting.

01:39:10.000 Mumbling Bearded Freak says, Adam, why do you hate blue so much?

01:39:13.000 Don't understand the dislike for counter spells, when a removal spell don't allow you to play the game as well.

01:39:19.000 No, no, no, listen, listen.

01:39:20.000 It's not that I don't like blue, or I don't hate blue.

01:39:23.000 I have blue decks.

01:39:25.000 I don't play solo blue, but this is, for those who don't know, this is a Magic the Gathering question.

01:39:30.000 And I like everyone being able to play the game, and the meta that I've grown up around, playing Magic, blue players tend to prevent that from happening.

01:39:42.000 This is a question for me.

01:39:45.000 I like to play the game.

01:39:47.000 Certain people I know like to play blue and stop you from doing stuff.

01:39:51.000 Everyone in the house.

01:39:53.000 Your wife.

01:39:54.000 And Urza.

01:39:56.000 It's brutal.

01:39:57.000 Here's the problem.

01:39:59.000 It's that blue is the best.

01:40:00.000 You all need to make a deck that doesn't have blue in it.

01:40:04.000 I get it.

01:40:06.000 Blue is the best.

01:40:07.000 It is the best.

01:40:08.000 I know it is.

01:40:08.000 That's the problem.

01:40:09.000 It's too strong.

01:40:10.000 It's too good.

01:40:10.000 It's the problem with the function of the game.

01:40:13.000 Absolutely.

01:40:13.000 Blue is too strong.

01:40:14.000 For those that aren't familiar, I guess you can call it tabletop.

01:40:17.000 It's a card game.

01:40:20.000 They ban cards for a lot of reasons, but one of the principal reasons is that if people start using a single card in every single deck in every format, they're like, clearly that's too powerful.

01:40:30.000 Sol Ring.

01:40:31.000 Exactly.

01:40:32.000 It should be banned from Commander.

01:40:33.000 I know, Monocrypt.

01:40:34.000 Monocrypt for sure should be banned.

01:40:35.000 But then the problem is... Cyclonic Rift.

01:40:37.000 With Commander decks, it's gotta have... That's right on the line, but it still should be banned.

01:40:41.000 With Commander Dex, everybody plays blue.

01:40:43.000 Like, sure, I know there's a lot of red aggro, but it's like blue everything. 0.93

01:40:48.000 Because blue is just so strong.

01:40:50.000 Let's just ban blue.

01:40:52.000 Yeah.

01:40:53.000 Paul Barnes says, what do you think of political elects in seat giving up privacy rights like military personnel give up free speech or body autonomy while in uniform?

01:41:02.000 All bank accounts, interactions, and locations monitored.

01:41:06.000 Maybe?

01:41:07.000 I think at the top of my head, I see a good thing with it.

01:41:11.000 Really hard to take bribes, really hard to do nefarious things.

01:41:15.000 Could you imagine if we could see Ocasio-Cortez's bank account?

01:41:19.000 I bet a lot of people have a lot of questions.

01:41:24.000 All people in government.

01:41:25.000 It makes sense.

01:41:26.000 That's kind of interesting.

01:41:27.000 But, I'm sure there's some obvious setbacks we haven't thought of.

01:41:31.000 It's like, you gotta get past the surface level before you actually make those moves.

01:41:33.000 That's a good point.

01:41:34.000 Mr. Paul R. says, Lydia's red face heart says it all.

01:41:37.000 Sean Davis says, nailed it!

01:41:39.000 I wrecked him!

01:41:40.000 Biden.

01:41:42.000 The Gray Gamer says, Sean King is two shades darker than milk.

01:41:45.000 Short hair and the fade with sunglasses and the puffy coat doesn't hide the fact that he's pretty white.

01:41:49.000 Sean King, by his own story and everything, is actually whiter than I am.

01:41:53.000 But everybody hates the guy.

01:41:54.000 Someone tweeted at me today said, I was really disappointed at you.

01:41:57.000 You didn't know who Sean King was.

01:41:59.000 Oh no, trust me, you're better off.

01:42:01.000 I was like, what?

01:42:01.000 I mean, I heard his name before.

01:42:03.000 You were way better off.

01:42:04.000 I'm sorry, I have to interject.

01:42:06.000 I was proud you didn't know Sean King.

01:42:08.000 I'm jealous.

01:42:09.000 I'm very jealous.

01:42:10.000 Like, okay.

01:42:10.000 You should know that guy's name.

01:42:12.000 I have done my own thing for a long time.

01:42:14.000 It's when I started this show that I've been, like, immersed in the world, basically.

01:42:20.000 Cancel culture nonsense. 0.94

01:42:21.000 Yeah.

01:42:24.000 Let's see, uh, Broenstein says, every fictional story about Mars is invariably about independence.

01:42:29.000 Should Mars be a new state or related to current powers?

01:42:32.000 Not considering current promises to not colonize space, it should be completely independent, 100%.

01:42:37.000 There's actually a really interesting show called Mars, and it's half documentary, half show.

01:42:44.000 It's really cool.

01:42:45.000 They use actual facts and kind of really try to perceive what it will be when we do colonize Mars.

01:42:51.000 It's really interesting between, you know, government, scientists, and private companies going to mine it.

01:42:58.000 It's really interesting, and it covers a lot of that kind of stuff.

01:43:01.000 Alright, let's see where we're at.

01:43:02.000 You should check it out.

01:43:02.000 It's cool.

01:43:04.000 Moe Gravy says, Hey Tim, researchers in Italy are saying 86% of their COVID deaths are actually chlamydia pneumonia, solvable by, you guessed it, antibiotics.

01:43:13.000 Hmm.

01:43:13.000 I didn't see that.

01:43:15.000 Supreme Grandmaster Jenna says, continued, also at the council, St.

01:43:18.000 Nicholas, yes Santa Claus, got so angry and punched a heretic in the face. 0.99

01:43:22.000 Wow.

01:43:22.000 Exciting.

01:43:23.000 Santa, what are you doing?

01:43:25.000 Chuck Morris says, Joe's wife is always right there. 0.89

01:43:27.000 She said, not me.

01:43:29.000 Let's see, uh, mumblingbeardedfreak says YouTube is heavily censoring Super Chats.

01:43:33.000 Oh, of course.

01:43:34.000 There's so many words.

01:43:35.000 New Normal says, Your conservative internet theory is embarrassing. Pew Research states

01:43:40.000 that 3% of America is using dial-up, and there are no statistically noticeable differences between

01:43:45.000 rural, suburban, and urban. I completely agree that that theory was 100% wrong, and actually,

01:43:50.000 like a week after I went on Rogan, I basically corrected it and said, you know what, I think

01:43:55.000 the issue is that the left isn't using the internet. They're spending more time at work

01:44:00.000 surrounded by people and in close proximity to other people, whereas people who are in rural

01:44:04.000 areas are spending more time online.

01:44:06.000 which is probably why conservative outlets do really well in certain regards

01:44:09.000 but there's way more leftist outlets i think i think ultimately it's not a strong theory

01:44:14.000 regardless but i think

01:44:15.000 when you look at how the mainstream media opposes for the most part conservatives

01:44:20.000 it's like liberal bias that forces conservatives to seek out others on the

01:44:24.000 internet find better sources and interact more

01:44:27.000 which results in them understanding memes, getting jokes, being more in the know

01:44:30.000 But that could be wrong, too.

01:44:31.000 I mean, these are just thoughts that come out.

01:44:33.000 And that one was definitely wrong.

01:44:34.000 I remember after the fact, I was like, I think Joe made a good point.

01:44:37.000 I'm like, oh yeah, they're on their phones.

01:44:38.000 And phones got LTE everywhere.

01:44:40.000 So yeah, definitely wrong.

01:44:42.000 Stonebleed says, do you want someone to give his beaniness a shoutout at the Idaho GOP convention in late June?

01:44:49.000 Yes, why not?

01:44:52.000 Follow Tim Pool.

01:44:53.000 Watch his new show.

01:44:57.000 Tim Pool's great.

01:44:58.000 Watch Adam's show.

01:45:01.000 Our show.

01:45:04.000 It's your show.

01:45:07.000 I'm excited for when this lockdown lifts.

01:45:08.000 We can get a building.

01:45:09.000 I can go bowling.

01:45:10.000 How cool would it be once we get a big studio space?

01:45:16.000 I know a lot of big YouTubers who have a lot of money and make ridiculous money every month.

01:45:21.000 And I'm like, why aren't you doing anything with it?

01:45:23.000 Like, what do they do?

01:45:24.000 They get lofts in New York and they keep doing the same thing.

01:45:27.000 And I'm like, you know what, man?

01:45:29.000 Where's the ambition?

01:45:29.000 A loft in like downtown New York would be like $10,000 a month.

01:45:34.000 I know.

01:45:35.000 For a small loft.

01:45:37.000 I know people who do it.

01:45:38.000 And I'm like, why?

01:45:41.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

01:45:43.000 It's to show off to everyone else.

01:45:45.000 Look at my cool spot.

01:45:47.000 You wanna go to the bar?

01:45:48.000 It's downstairs.

01:45:49.000 There are a lot of people I know who do big channels, and it's like, they buy a fancy car.

01:45:53.000 And I'm like, no dude, get a building.

01:45:56.000 Like, start something.

01:45:57.000 Bring people involved.

01:45:58.000 Like, change the world.

01:46:00.000 I'm really serious about doing this big journalism award thing.

01:46:03.000 I love it.

01:46:03.000 I really love this idea.

01:46:05.000 Pulitzer wants to go full on SJW?

01:46:07.000 Like, bro.

01:46:08.000 Pulitzer.

01:46:09.000 I'm gonna throw down some serious cash.

01:46:11.000 Yeah, I love it.

01:46:12.000 I think it's great.

01:46:13.000 I'm gonna rival what they're doing.

01:46:15.000 It's great.

01:46:16.000 You're gonna reward honest, true journalism.

01:46:19.000 That's cool.

01:46:19.000 I like it.

01:46:20.000 I'm gonna keep things under wraps for the most part until I can actually say we've got things moving.

01:46:25.000 But once this lockdown is over, once we get a building we can start, I really do.

01:46:29.000 I'm talking about this non-profit fact-checking and news aggregator.

01:46:33.000 Every single time you mention it, people are like, whoa, I like that.

01:46:36.000 I like that idea.

01:46:38.000 The goal is basically like I have a lot of ideas we want to do for we got we got but there's ideas are different from execution so first we need a space then I got to find the people but then one of the first thing I'm gonna do once we're up and running once we have stories once we're right these things are being written and we're fact-checking we're gonna be very respectable out of fact checks we're just gonna say this is wrong for this isn't this reason we're gonna do a rating system these are all part of this big thing I'm planning and we're gonna do awards and we're gonna dump legit cash I'm talking like six figures.

01:47:08.000 So good journalists.

01:47:09.000 We're gonna be like Pulitzer Award?

01:47:11.000 Whatever.

01:47:12.000 Who cares?

01:47:13.000 Here's hard cash to a legit journalist doing something legit so that you can go out and do it better.

01:47:17.000 Awesome.

01:47:18.000 Getting away from these venture capitalists funded things where they have a certain, you're like, here's the news, how the news has to be.

01:47:26.000 You know what I mean?

01:47:27.000 We'll see though because like awards, everybody's doing it.

01:47:30.000 Everybody's got an award.

01:47:31.000 Everybody.

01:47:32.000 But I've got ambition.

01:47:33.000 That's why I'm like, I watch these big YouTubers.

01:47:35.000 Cause I know these people and I'm like, you're just, they put it in their bank.

01:47:39.000 And I'm like, that's fine.

01:47:41.000 That's fine.

01:47:42.000 Yeah, no, nothing wrong with that.

01:47:43.000 It offends my ambitious sensibilities.

01:47:46.000 Cause if it were me, I'd be like, here's the plot of land we're buying in upstate New York.

01:47:50.000 We're going to put a gigantic 40,000 square foot, you know, room.

01:47:53.000 We're going to have, you know what I want to do, man?

01:47:55.000 East coast barracks.

01:47:56.000 I want, I want, uh, I want a flying motorcycle.

01:48:00.000 I want... It exists.

01:48:01.000 I know.

01:48:02.000 It exists, but... Iron Man suit.

01:48:05.000 Iron Man suit sounds cool.

01:48:06.000 Where's the crazy, cool, fun... We gotta shoot arrows.

01:48:08.000 All on shenanigans.

01:48:09.000 I want to be able to shoot arrows, too.

01:48:10.000 That's my main goal.

01:48:11.000 I want to be able to have a jetpack where you're jetpacking around and shooting arrows.

01:48:14.000 I just want the Skate Warehouse.

01:48:17.000 That sounds really good.

01:48:18.000 Think about the directed energy weapons we could experiment with and do crazy stuff with.

01:48:22.000 Make a YouTube channel where we just have a microwave gun and watch something explode.

01:48:27.000 Sounds pretty good.

01:48:27.000 Sounds fun.

01:48:29.000 I like it.

01:48:30.000 Someone just said the Harumph Awards.

01:48:32.000 That's pretty funny.

01:48:32.000 Yes, I love it.

01:48:35.000 I don't know.

01:48:36.000 It's, it's, you know, one of the, one of the, the foolitzer. 0.56

01:48:39.000 All right, let's keep reading superchats.

01:48:41.000 Yeah.

01:48:41.000 Distracted.

01:48:42.000 I'm not sure because Americans are really arrogant.

01:48:44.000 And I don't mean that in a bad way.

01:48:45.000 I mean, it's like.

01:48:46.000 culture will bring the rise of socialist fascism.

01:48:49.000 Also love the show here in the UK.

01:48:51.000 I'm not sure because Americans are really arrogant.

01:48:54.000 And I don't mean that in a bad way, I mean it's like...

01:48:56.000 It's true.

01:48:57.000 It's like I always imagine this image of like a poor working class guy

01:49:01.000 and then like a big fat cat with his tuxedo and his monocle walks by

01:49:05.000 and he's like, look at this disgusting man, and he goes, F you!

01:49:09.000 You can't, I can tell you whatever I want, and I'm like, that's America, man.

01:49:11.000 Yep.

01:49:12.000 Like, the rich guy can come in and they can give him the finger.

01:49:14.000 I love it.

01:49:14.000 Yep, for better or worse.

01:49:15.000 Not like the UK where they have lords actually dictating law or whatever, that's weird.

01:49:19.000 That is weird.

01:49:20.000 Mumbling Bearded Freak says, I could not recommend a book by Thomas, uh, I could not recommend a book by Thomas Sowell, but you should check his ideas out.

01:49:27.000 Okay.

01:49:27.000 What?

01:49:27.000 CFU says Biden farted seven years ago during a VP debate versus Ryan.

01:49:31.000 Did he really?

01:49:32.000 What?

01:49:33.000 I have to look that up.

01:49:34.000 Yeah.

01:49:35.000 T4 says, have a read the super chats at specific intervals and batches.

01:49:37.000 Learn to delegate to increase the value of everyone's time.

01:49:40.000 Stop micromanagement.

01:49:42.000 Michelle Maibel says, how can Jack have that Karen's be head of site integrity?

01:49:47.000 I guess they don't care about anyone seeing the biases.

01:49:49.000 What platform could Trump jump to?

01:49:52.000 Mines.

01:49:54.000 Does Mines have a thing like Twitter, basically?

01:49:56.000 It's like Facebook.

01:49:56.000 I mean, yeah.

01:49:57.000 I guess you could make a post.

01:49:58.000 Okay.

01:49:59.000 So, I mean, there's a bunch of other platforms.

01:50:01.000 I just want to be careful because I don't know what a lot of the other ones, I haven't kept up with them.

01:50:04.000 Okay.

01:50:05.000 So I know Mines is functioning.

01:50:06.000 I know there was like Parlay.

01:50:07.000 There's obviously Gab.

01:50:09.000 Trump could go to any one of them and force the media to cover it, and people would use it.

01:50:13.000 That's a good point.

01:50:14.000 You can just do it.

01:50:16.000 Jeremy Griffin says, David Wood, Tuber, who you should interview, makes research content about Islam and had his channel locked for reporting a statistic on religious violence.

01:50:25.000 That would make a great story.

01:50:27.000 Spicy.

01:50:27.000 I'll look into it.

01:50:28.000 Spicy, yeah.

01:50:29.000 Joseph Henson says, my biff's strong.

01:50:32.000 New Normal says, the fart falls out of him.

01:50:34.000 Yeah, right!

01:50:35.000 It's an old man fart. 1.00

01:50:36.000 Dan Ferenc says, it sounded like those peaky Asian hornets.

01:50:42.000 Amanda says, with three sons under 10 and a husband who may as well be 12, all this fart talk is like a regular conversation in my house.

01:50:50.000 I hope you enjoyed it.

01:50:52.000 I did.

01:50:53.000 Guy, thanks for the super chat.

01:50:54.000 Evan Boymel says, hey Team T-A-L.

01:50:58.000 All farting aside, if DNC is thinking about bringing in Hillary based on recent campaigns like Truth Over Facts, Team Trump would be ready, perhaps with canned ads against her or even rolling out anti-Hillary info mid-summer.

01:51:09.000 Keep it the good work.

01:51:10.000 Fartgate 2020.

01:51:11.000 He said he wanted to run against her again.

01:51:13.000 Did he really?

01:51:14.000 Yeah, he did.

01:51:15.000 He's like, I wish it were as easy as running against Hillary.

01:51:18.000 TheGreyGamer says, did you look into feminist being a banned word in Super Chat? 0.95

01:51:23.000 Also, I listened to your song, Will of the People.

01:51:24.000 It was great.

01:51:25.000 Also, you have to check out Predator and Prey by Griffin Pautu.

01:51:29.000 It's so good.

01:51:30.000 I haven't looked into it.

01:51:31.000 I think that's just maybe something YouTube does.

01:51:32.000 I don't know.

01:51:33.000 DippedUpDoPity says, the new gameplay looks awesome for The Last of Us Part 2.

01:51:38.000 If you love brutality, this is for you.

01:51:41.000 I don't know anything about the game.

01:51:42.000 I saw a couple clips of it.

01:51:45.000 The graphics look amazing.

01:51:47.000 But, man, I'm just not interested in that game at all.

01:51:50.000 Yeah, I'm not.

01:51:51.000 The first one told its story.

01:51:53.000 And it, like, ended.

01:51:54.000 With, like, a serious ending.

01:51:56.000 Yeah, that's what you're saying.

01:51:57.000 Yeah, I mean, where do you go from there, I guess?

01:52:01.000 I feel like it's kind of hollow in an attempt to just, like, well, a sequel will make money.

01:52:04.000 Let's just shove it out there with the graphics.

01:52:06.000 The graphics are beautiful.

01:52:08.000 It looks cool.

01:52:08.000 Post-apocalyptic world.

01:52:11.000 Great.

01:52:11.000 Another one.

01:52:12.000 A lot of people are angry about social justice, I guess.

01:52:14.000 I don't know.

01:52:15.000 It's being banned in many different countries too.

01:52:17.000 Whoa.

01:52:18.000 Why?

01:52:18.000 Because the main character is a lesbian?

01:52:20.000 Yeah.

01:52:20.000 Maybe.

01:52:20.000 Who knows?

01:52:21.000 Wow.

01:52:21.000 That's weird.

01:52:23.000 Stephen says, I would rather have a president with verbal diarrhea than one with literal diarrhea.

01:52:30.000 Caboose says, Warhammer 40k has better lore than Star Wars.

01:52:34.000 I can't.

01:52:34.000 Change my mind.

01:52:35.000 Star Wars is in the gutter.

01:52:37.000 Sean Davis says, check Shartgate on Twitter.

01:52:39.000 Oh, I will.

01:52:40.000 Is it actually happening?

01:52:41.000 Is that what's going on?

01:52:42.000 You want to pull it up?

01:52:43.000 No, I believe him.

01:52:45.000 Amish says, Biden has officially jumped the shart.

01:52:49.000 Alex says, 10,000 people wanted to hear Tim analyze a Joe Biden fart.

01:52:52.000 I love you all.

01:52:54.000 They did!

01:52:55.000 Doing the hard-hitting work.

01:52:56.000 That's funny.

01:52:57.000 Jason G says, is fanning a COVID-19 fart with eye contact assault?

01:53:02.000 Maybe?

01:53:03.000 Huh, interesting.

01:53:05.000 One says, Joe Biden's new slogan, I'm so connected to the American people that I'm not afraid to fart in front of them.

01:53:09.000 Oh, that's fair.

01:53:11.000 KV, thanks for becoming a member.

01:53:12.000 Death is Eternal says, can we modernize tar and feathering?

01:53:12.000 Thank you.

01:53:17.000 Use molasses instead.

01:53:19.000 Clara says, farting and sneezing at the same time is a duck quack at both ends. 0.97

01:53:24.000 I used to teach mommy and me music classes, and once farted at the same time, I tried to make an elephant noise.

01:53:29.000 No one heard it, but I couldn't stop laughing.

01:53:31.000 Gotta own it.

01:53:32.000 Nice.

01:53:33.000 Florbo Adjacent says, was the fart a Russian asset? 0.63

01:53:36.000 It was.

01:53:36.000 It is.

01:53:37.000 It makes Joe Biden look bad.

01:53:38.000 It's distracting.

01:53:39.000 CS thanks for the super chat.

01:53:41.000 Chisholm says, Biden's being used as a cover for Clinton's farts.

01:53:45.000 Thank you.

01:53:45.000 Maybe.

01:53:46.000 Aww.

01:53:46.000 Thanks for joining. Thank you.

01:53:47.000 Ah, Gundy says, the life slowly escaping Joe Biden.

01:53:50.000 Aw.

01:53:51.000 Chris Buck says, vegan Jesus. I personally recommend the Broken Empire trilogy by Mark

01:53:55.000 Lawrence. It is one of my favorite fantasy series. Also, what Brandon Sanderson book

01:53:59.000 should I start with? I haven't read any of his.

01:54:01.000 Uh, probably Mistborn.

01:54:04.000 Uh, the Mistborn series is really good.

01:54:07.000 And, uh, yeah.

01:54:08.000 If you haven't read The Wheel of Time, I would read that, because that's incredible.

01:54:11.000 I mean, it's Robert Jordan for most of the series, but then Brandon Sanderson does an incredible job of finishing it.

01:54:17.000 What is that, The Broken Empire?

01:54:18.000 Which one?

01:54:20.000 The Broken Empire trilogy.

01:54:21.000 Cool, yeah.

01:54:22.000 Sweet.

01:54:22.000 By Mark Lawrence.

01:54:23.000 Yes, absolutely.

01:54:24.000 I'll never stop.

01:54:24.000 says, do you think Biden had to wipe after that fart?

01:54:27.000 We, yes, I did.

01:54:29.000 Yes, absolutely.

01:54:31.000 Mikhail Volkov, GM and shout out from, good morning and shout out from Tokyo.

01:54:35.000 Love your show and keep repping tool.

01:54:36.000 Spiral up, appreciate it.

01:54:38.000 John Keck. I'll never stop.

01:54:40.000 Thanks for the super chat.

01:54:41.000 Nova Downsall says, Dan Harmon show community.

01:54:43.000 They have a grifter college class.

01:54:44.000 They all get scammed into buying grifting suitcases, 150 bucks each.

01:54:48.000 Funny.

01:54:49.000 Shun, Shun Riyujin says, if you move states, hire me to set up all your PCs.

01:54:55.000 I don't do server stuff though, but I can sure try and learn.

01:54:58.000 At my current workplace, stuff is spicier every day, with people getting fired or leaving.

01:55:02.000 Wow.

01:55:03.000 Zeinmart says, Clinton VP and Biden commits suicide day after winning the election.

01:55:08.000 Or he just sunsets.

01:55:10.000 Quiet guitarist fan.

01:55:12.000 Would say you should come to Utah, but alcohol and weed laws suck here. 0.99

01:55:16.000 And that's coming from an active Mormon. 0.79

01:55:18.000 Also, what's your favorite book or character written by Brandon Sanderson?

01:55:24.000 Oh man, I don't... I don't know.

01:55:26.000 I love all of... I really like his new series.

01:55:30.000 The Stormbringer?

01:55:31.000 Lightbringer?

01:55:32.000 I can't think of it right now.

01:55:33.000 It's been a while since I've read the third book.

01:55:35.000 But the fourth one's coming out soon.

01:55:36.000 It's really good.

01:55:38.000 It's like The Knight's Radiant.

01:55:39.000 It's a really cool series.

01:55:41.000 Yeah, I can't think of anything in particular, but everything he reads is gold.

01:55:47.000 Justin O'Toole says, Biden is like the fake king in Attack on Titan, who is really old and just sits on the throne staring into space while those beneath him run everything.

01:55:56.000 Kaladin.

01:55:57.000 That's the name.

01:55:58.000 I couldn't think of it.

01:55:59.000 That's the character in the series I really like.

01:56:02.000 That's my favorite character.

01:56:03.000 Shun says, I'm mostly kidding, by the way, but with a dash of seriousness, haha.

01:56:07.000 Love the work you guys do, and let's all unite to Shartgate.

01:56:10.000 Sway Jesus bless Biden with the power of odorless farts.

01:56:13.000 Lids do the memes.

01:56:14.000 Yes, I will.

01:56:16.000 Mr. George Matthews says, free Hong Kong.

01:56:18.000 Clara Luthas says, hey Tim, fellow Asian mixie, the quote, but you're half white, and quote, but you're only half Asian is so real when it comes to racist discussions.

01:56:27.000 Oh don't, I know it.

01:56:30.000 The point is like, if you agree with the SJWs, then they recognize you as a minority.

01:56:34.000 If you disagree, but you're white. 0.56

01:56:35.000 I love it.

01:56:35.000 Oh yeah.

01:56:36.000 It's great.

01:56:37.000 You can't win.

01:56:38.000 Chuck Morris says, the next Trump commercial, just Joe farting for 30 seconds, sounds about right.

01:56:43.000 America.

01:56:44.000 Escrova, thanks for the super chat.

01:56:46.000 Perpetual Punster says, you talk about Joe Biden in a rocking chair and Hillary in the Oval Office.

01:56:51.000 Do you really think that Bill Clinton was running the country for those eight years and not in his own rocking chair?

01:56:56.000 I agree.

01:56:57.000 Joe Biden was rocking in his chair while Hillary was doing her thing.

01:57:01.000 You know what I mean?

01:57:03.000 Joseph Mastrangelo, after fart, quote, I'm Joe Biden and I endorse this message.

01:57:09.000 Zuck says, hey guys, just wondering if you heard about how Twitter started a rumor saying that Trump murdered someone who didn't exist to begin with?

01:57:15.000 I didn't hear about that.

01:57:16.000 No.

01:57:16.000 Crazy.

01:57:17.000 No.

01:57:17.000 Noel Arcto says, Adam, when are you going to do the deep dive talks?

01:57:22.000 Two ideas for it.

01:57:23.000 First, Rodney Mullen, naturally.

01:57:25.000 Oh, OK.

01:57:26.000 And second, Drs.

01:57:28.000 Vivian Thomas and Alfred Blalek.

01:57:30.000 The HBO movie Something the Lord Made is also a biopic about them.

01:57:35.000 Interesting.

01:57:36.000 I like that Rodney Mullen idea, actually.

01:57:40.000 He is a really fantastic person and inspiring.

01:57:43.000 But I actually just started Atomcast IRL yesterday, so I don't have any videos yet, but I got the channel.

01:57:52.000 I made the channel Atomcast IRL, so that's coming soon.

01:57:57.000 And that'll be Atomcast IRL, Deep Dives?

01:57:59.000 Yeah, I'm broding your name, stealing it.

01:58:03.000 Do you think?

01:58:04.000 Well, you already did when I went in.

01:58:05.000 Yeah, I know.

01:58:05.000 It's true.

01:58:06.000 I took over.

01:58:07.000 Vasht says, the marvel of this historic launch isn't just the spacecraft.

01:58:11.000 It's those, what does it say?

01:58:13.000 Svelte spacesuits?

01:58:14.000 Svelte, yeah.

01:58:15.000 Nice and slender.

01:58:16.000 Look at the previous generation suit used in the shuttle in comparison.

01:58:19.000 You can actually move now.

01:58:20.000 Yeah, seriously.

01:58:21.000 Very cool.

01:58:22.000 Yeah, it doesn't last long in space, but it's pretty cool.

01:58:26.000 They're pressure regulated, and they've got oxygen.

01:58:31.000 It's amazing.

01:58:31.000 They're really cool.

01:58:33.000 Big Ben Howard says, it got scrubbed because of excessive electrical charge in the atmosphere.

01:58:37.000 Not a storm.

01:58:37.000 Fact-checked.

01:58:38.000 Destroyed.

01:58:38.000 Unsubscribed.

01:58:39.000 Oof.

01:58:40.000 Griffin Kane says, very excited about the launch.

01:58:43.000 Gonna get my popcorn and fuzzy blanket.

01:58:45.000 Balian says, Adam, what is your opinion of Rudy's version of Stop, Talk, and Frisk?

01:58:49.000 And was it as racist as Cuomo's Stop and Frisk?

01:58:54.000 Stop talking Frisk.

01:58:55.000 Oh Rudy Giuliani did this.

01:58:57.000 Isn't that the same thing?

01:58:58.000 Arguably the same thing.

01:58:59.000 They still targeted the same people.

01:59:01.000 And Bloomberg was overtly racist about it.

01:59:03.000 He's on record saying it.

01:59:05.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:59:05.000 I don't know much about Rudy's version of it, but I mean, yeah, I mean, I wish I could answer that because I don't really know what his version of it, but it sounds like it's the same exact thing.

01:59:16.000 I'll just, I'll simplify it.

01:59:18.000 You've got a bunch of people.

01:59:20.000 You're like, Bloomberg says, well, that's the people who are doing it.

01:59:22.000 And it's like, technically the truth.

01:59:23.000 You need to get to the root of the problem.

01:59:25.000 And if you don't, then it's just going to be left-wing racists and right-wing racists.

01:59:29.000 Everyone's going to argue about which version of racism is better.

01:59:32.000 Exactly.

01:59:32.000 Instead of actually trying to figure out how to stop it.

01:59:34.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:59:35.000 Someone just... Joseph, thank you for telling me.

01:59:39.000 It's the Stormlight Chronicles.

01:59:40.000 That's the book series by Brandon Sanderson that I couldn't think of, but absolutely an incredible story.

01:59:46.000 Really, really awesome.

01:59:47.000 Matt Ellie says, hey Tim and crew, keep up the good work.

01:59:50.000 Appreciate it.

01:59:50.000 K98killer says, 2016 lawsuit against Trump and Epstein was filed electronically by Thomas Francis Meagher, who died in 1867.

01:59:58.000 Conduct info was spoofed.

02:00:00.000 It was a psyop.

02:00:01.000 I found this myself reading court records.

02:00:02.000 Really?

02:00:02.000 I never heard that.

02:00:03.000 Random.

02:00:04.000 Connor O'Brien says, it looked like Tom Wolfe could taste it.

02:00:07.000 That's from Biden farting.

02:00:10.000 Interesting.

02:00:10.000 I wonder if it has to do with magnets, like a magnet system.

02:00:12.000 Cable-like system.

02:00:13.000 What is it?

02:00:14.000 Cables?

02:00:14.000 Cables, yeah.

02:00:15.000 Oh, interesting.

02:00:16.000 Offstrom loop we can build it now and would only cost three cents per kilo to launch cool interesting Sean

02:00:22.000 Thanks a super chat. I wonder if it has to do with magnets like a magnet system to launch a system

02:00:27.000 What is it cables? Yeah? Oh interesting?

02:00:29.000 interesting Bestest kitty use a railgun to speed up crafts into orbit 1.00

02:00:35.000 use this to build an orbital ring Which we can use as a magnetic magnetic slingshot and for

02:00:39.000 low-grav industry this would lower Travel time to Mars by months cool. Yeah, that's kind of

02:00:44.000 what I was thinking about what you just said before Kite the twin blade says Tim you are thinking of hydrogen

02:00:50.000 bombs It is very likely the case.

02:00:52.000 I am not an expert on nuclear weapons.

02:00:53.000 Non-radioactive bombs?

02:00:55.000 Yeah.

02:00:55.000 H-bombs, okay.

02:00:56.000 HeavyArmsGuy says, if we could manipulate the Higgs boson, mechanism to explain why particles have mass, we could potentially create anti-gravity.

02:01:03.000 Just a pot shot idea.

02:01:03.000 Love the show.

02:01:04.000 Appreciate it.

02:01:04.000 Cool.

02:01:05.000 SeanWilliams says, nitrogen-17 is the isotope created when you irradiate water.

02:01:09.000 It has a half-life of 7.5 seconds.

02:01:12.000 I have training in this from the Navy.

02:01:13.000 Cool.

02:01:13.000 So it wouldn't irradiate the water then?

02:01:15.000 Yeah.

02:01:16.000 Or it would, for seven seconds.

02:01:17.000 Yeah, it'd be very short.

02:01:19.000 Interesting.

02:01:20.000 Sean911 says, the potential Biden-Hillary ticket is just a vote for Weekend at Biden's.

02:01:24.000 He's already been appearing in sunglasses for online promotional videos.

02:01:28.000 Do you see that?

02:01:28.000 No.

02:01:29.000 Wait, are you serious?

02:01:30.000 A mask and sunglasses.

02:01:32.000 He went outside for Memorial Day.

02:01:34.000 Oh, wait.

02:01:35.000 Yeah, I saw that.

02:01:35.000 He was outside.

02:01:36.000 And people were posting, who is that man in sunglasses?

02:01:38.000 They thought it was really weird.

02:01:39.000 They thought it wasn't him.

02:01:41.000 Yeah.

02:01:42.000 I think it's silly.

02:01:43.000 He's probably just, his eye was bloody again, probably.

02:01:46.000 Yeah.

02:01:46.000 Like, for real, to be honest.

02:01:47.000 He's just falling apart.

02:01:47.000 Well, you saw the debate where his eye, like, popped, right?

02:01:49.000 No.

02:01:50.000 Yeah, and his eye went blood, like, just filled with blood.

02:01:52.000 What?

02:01:53.000 During the debate.

02:01:53.000 Like, he's old, man.

02:01:54.000 Yep, he's getting there.

02:01:56.000 Well, he's having to use his brain, so... Yep.

02:02:00.000 Yeah, no wonder it popped.

02:02:01.000 Seriously.

02:02:01.000 William Strong says, new discoveries in the magnetic fields of Mars have recently been reported.

02:02:06.000 Oh, very cool.

02:02:06.000 Yeah, I'll have to check that out.

02:02:08.000 Joe Ganji, thanks for joining.

02:02:09.000 Brandon Whitley says, any take on the assertion that the GA COVID numbers are fake and Kemp and company lied about them to encourage reopening?

02:02:16.000 I see tons of assertions of this and no rebuttals.

02:02:20.000 Don't know much about it, unfortunately.

02:02:21.000 Same.

02:02:22.000 Austin Laverty says, I take offense at Adam saying that we don't feel solar flares.

02:02:27.000 As a ham radio operator, I definitely feel it when solar flares hit Earth and mess with the propagation.

02:02:32.000 P.S.

02:02:32.000 It takes eight minutes for one to hit us.

02:02:34.000 Oh, okay.

02:02:35.000 Yes, how dare you, Adam?

02:02:36.000 I mean, I'll say I'm not a scientist on it.

02:02:38.000 Oppressing ham radio operators.

02:02:39.000 But we feel them certainly a lot less than Mars feels them, though.

02:02:42.000 Or ham radio operators, apparently.

02:02:44.000 Yeah.

02:02:44.000 What the heck?

02:02:45.000 Wow, that's cool.

02:02:46.000 Crepsy says, please number these to make them easier to watch in order.

02:02:50.000 YouTube doesn't always notify.

02:02:51.000 Keep up the good work, guys.

02:02:52.000 There's a playlist if you go to youtube.com slash Timcast IRL that has all of the episodes in reverse chronological order, or if you go on iTunes or Spotify, they are numbered.

02:03:02.000 Yeah.

02:03:03.000 Paul Barn says, dinosaurs walked the earth on opposite sides of our galaxy.

02:03:07.000 It takes 230 million years to circle our galactic core.

02:03:09.000 Whoa, is that for real?

02:03:10.000 That's crazy.

02:03:11.000 Very cool.

02:03:12.000 Wow.

02:03:13.000 Adrian Drew Podcast says Moon was 80,000 miles away 4 billion years ago.

02:03:17.000 Wow.

02:03:17.000 80,000.

02:03:18.000 Oh, OK.

02:03:19.000 So if that's true, then it's significantly closer than what I read in that one comment.

02:03:24.000 Well, that's billions of years ago.

02:03:25.000 Right now, oh, 4 billion.

02:03:28.000 Oh, OK.

02:03:29.000 Not millions.

02:03:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:03:30.000 Cool.

02:03:30.000 But still, that's awesome.

02:03:31.000 Yep.

02:03:32.000 So it's just been slowly drifting away.

02:03:33.000 Yep.

02:03:34.000 Bye, Moon.

02:03:35.000 Michael McConkey, thanks for the super chat.

02:03:37.000 Tinman says, prior LEO here, everyone is assuming that the officers killed George Floyd.

02:03:42.000 No autopsy yet.

02:03:42.000 No official cause of death.

02:03:44.000 They still need to be fired though.

02:03:46.000 One thing that was brought up that in the new surveillance footage, as they're bringing him to the car, he starts to limp.

02:03:50.000 And then when they get him to the car, he falls over.

02:03:52.000 Some people thought he was already having some kind of heart attack or episode.

02:03:57.000 And that by the cops just ignoring him and kneeing on him, it wasn't...

02:04:01.000 Well, I guess the argument people bring up- That's what I said yesterday, manslaughter.

02:04:05.000 It's not that the knee on the neck killed him, it's that he was dying, and they just sat with the knee on his neck while he died.

02:04:10.000 It's still awful.

02:04:11.000 But regardless, man, I, like- Yeah.

02:04:14.000 In the video, some people argued he was resisting because he's, like, falling over, and I'm like, I mean, the very worst case, it's passive resistance.

02:04:20.000 It doesn't warrant being, like, subdued in that way.

02:04:23.000 Right.

02:04:23.000 Like, passive resistance is when you just go limp.

02:04:25.000 Yeah.

02:04:25.000 And then they throw you in the back of a car and walk away because you're not Yeah.

02:04:28.000 fighting them, you know.

02:04:30.000 Either way, man, this one's a potter keg because I'm seeing even conservatives are screeching about it.

02:04:35.000 At least, you know, not so much as the left does, but the most annoying thing about it, because we did have some

02:04:42.000 of this stuff pulled up, is how conservatives are being dragged right now by the

02:04:46.000 left because the left doesn't know anything about what conservatives think.

02:04:49.000 Yeah.

02:04:49.000 So they're like, all these conservatives are happy.

02:04:52.000 And it's like, no, they're not.

02:04:53.000 They're tweeting about it.

02:04:54.000 What are you talking about?

02:04:55.000 It's like a bunch of them were posting like, this is insane.

02:04:58.000 Why the police doing this?

02:04:59.000 There's no exposure to that, though.

02:05:00.000 Because they don't they don't read it.

02:05:01.000 Yeah.

02:05:01.000 They just have a boogeyman in their brain of like the evil Trump supporter.

02:05:04.000 Trumpsters.

02:05:05.000 Yes, they're called Trumpsters.

02:05:08.000 Kite and Twinblade says, Tim, the answer to the propulsion problem is a combination of the Alcubierre drive and the EM drive.

02:05:15.000 I don't know what those are, but sounds cool.

02:05:16.000 I think the EM drive is that thing I was talking to you about.

02:05:19.000 Yeah, it fires at a plate.

02:05:20.000 Yeah, well, it's like a cone, and it bounces into the cone and then bounces back, and just because of the reverse force of that drives it forward.

02:05:30.000 I mean, it's not very fast.

02:05:32.000 But they proved that it did propel it forward a little tiny bit or something.

02:05:36.000 Yeah, the M drive, yeah.

02:05:39.000 The theory then, that I read, was that in space, it builds up speed over time, and it can go extremely fast.

02:05:45.000 What's the other drive there?

02:05:47.000 Alcubierre.

02:05:48.000 Alcubierre drive, I've never heard of that one.

02:05:50.000 Probably pronouncing it wrong.

02:05:51.000 Tinman says, correlation does not equal causation.

02:05:54.000 Never forget it.

02:05:55.000 Let's see.

02:05:55.000 F4K3 says, Guys, the answer is simple.

02:05:57.000 We need to take a page out of Warhammer 40k and build craft worlds.

02:06:01.000 Huh.

02:06:01.000 Really interesting concept if you're interested.

02:06:03.000 I don't know about it.

02:06:03.000 Me neither.

02:06:04.000 We'll look it up.

02:06:05.000 Nathan says, A ship with fusion tech that takes in hydrogen to make new elements so we never need a planet ever again.

02:06:10.000 That'd be awesome.

02:06:12.000 Replicators.

02:06:13.000 Misotra says, If you accelerate at 1G, you can see all the universe in 56 years.

02:06:18.000 Oh wow.

02:06:20.000 Alex Kyrus says, looks like Adam didn't watch Interstellar.

02:06:24.000 I have seen it.

02:06:26.000 We actually watched it recently.

02:06:27.000 Was that a reference to The Wave?

02:06:29.000 Maybe the time conversation about time dilation.

02:06:31.000 That's what I was thinking of.

02:06:32.000 It's been a long time since I've seen that movie.

02:06:34.000 No, we recently watched it.

02:06:35.000 Maybe you weren't paying attention.

02:06:36.000 Just part of it.

02:06:36.000 We put it on the TV.

02:06:38.000 No, no, I came in, it was, I came in and he was already strumming on, like, the black hole strings.

02:06:43.000 Yeah.

02:06:44.000 Yeah.

02:06:44.000 Wherever he was.

02:06:45.000 See, uh, Antic Pattern says, higher the gravity, the slower the time.

02:06:48.000 Because the higher gravity stretches the time interval.

02:06:52.000 Philip Coggins says, our magnetosphere shields our atmosphere from being stripped by solar wind, flares, and coronal mass ejections.

02:06:58.000 Without any similar shielding, any Martian atmosphere that we create will also go away.

02:07:02.000 So we need to create an artificial magnetosphere, like gigantic force field generators. 0.55

02:07:07.000 Antipattern says, living at sea level, you age 3 to 4 nanoseconds slower than people in the mountains.

02:07:12.000 That's cool.

02:07:13.000 Interesting.

02:07:13.000 What if we had gigantic massive electromagnets just to shield small areas with limited atmosphere?

02:07:19.000 That might actually have to be the case one day.

02:07:24.000 4of20 says, Colonizing Mars is a played out trope.

02:07:27.000 Where you need to be base be okay, you'd have like echo base compass and alpha base compass. Oh, yeah, let me cool

02:07:33.000 interesting for four of 20

02:07:36.000 Says colonizing Mars is a played-out trope It's now all about megastructures like rotating cylindrical

02:07:41.000 habitats space elevators orbital rings sky hooks. Yeah, and Antipattern says, colonize Venus, cannibalize Mercury, and starlift the sun into a red dwarf.

02:07:51.000 Okay!

02:07:51.000 Alright.

02:07:52.000 Those are some grand schemes you got there.

02:07:54.000 Yeah.

02:07:55.000 Fauxfire says, you would need a moon large enough to create tidal friction in the core. 0.76

02:07:59.000 This will heat up the core and kickstart the magidynamo effect, thus creating a new mag field to protect the new Mars atmosphere.

02:08:05.000 Wow, the moon does that, huh?

02:08:07.000 We need the moon, I guess.

02:08:08.000 Yeah.

02:08:09.000 Wolfalt D. Leon says, A lot of the stuff that you end up sharing

02:08:11.000 are things Q has put up on the board and told us to follow.

02:08:14.000 It's how I found you.

02:08:15.000 Have you looked? A lot this week.

02:08:17.000 I haven't. I don't know anything about it, unfortunately.

02:08:19.000 Jaroslav says, Tim, astronaut's time dilation,

02:08:22.000 slash Sergey Avdeev.

02:08:26.000 Okay.

02:08:27.000 HeyMomo says, Have y'all seen Space Dandy and K-Dance?

02:08:29.000 Cowboy Bebop?

02:08:33.000 You got me really interested in Cowboy Bebop, because one of my favorite animes is Ninja Scroll.

02:08:40.000 It's an older movie, but the art style, the music style, the The vibe of it is very gritty and real.

02:08:49.000 I like that a lot.

02:08:50.000 And that Cowboy Bebop reminds me of it.

02:08:51.000 Cowboy Bebop is one of the best shows ever made.

02:08:54.000 Really?

02:08:54.000 It's a work of art.

02:08:55.000 And it's in space.

02:08:55.000 Yeah, I want to watch it.

02:08:56.000 It's like right up my alley.

02:08:58.000 I'm totally down.

02:08:59.000 Now, the time is hilarious because they're like... One of the characters, Faye Valentine, was born in 1994.

02:09:06.000 Okay.

02:09:06.000 When she was 20 years old in 2014, she was traveling to space.

02:09:12.000 When an accident occurred and she got cryogenically frozen for 54 years.

02:09:16.000 Okay.

02:09:17.000 And so it's like, I wish in 2014 we were all... She was wealthy, I guess, or whatever, Singaporean.

02:09:23.000 Like, I wish we were... Hey, hey, didn't Walt Disney freeze himself in like the 20s?

02:09:27.000 No, but she was going to space.

02:09:29.000 No, I'm just kidding.

02:09:29.000 I don't know.

02:09:31.000 And so it's like one character, Jet.

02:09:31.000 Yeah.

02:09:35.000 Jet Black is one of the original main characters.

02:09:37.000 Okay.

02:09:37.000 He's born on Ganymede in the 2030s.

02:09:40.000 I do not believe we will have terraformed and colonized Ganymede in ten years.

02:09:40.000 Okay.

02:09:44.000 No, that would be awesome though.

02:09:47.000 We have our eyes on it though.

02:09:48.000 Hey man, look, maybe there's a major breakthrough.

02:09:51.000 Because you gotta understand with the initial publication of the charged electromagnetic spectrum, it was an explosion in development and technology.

02:10:00.000 Same thing with fossil fuels.

02:10:02.000 Overnight, boom, all this crazy technology started going nuts.

02:10:06.000 We might discover something.

02:10:08.000 True.

02:10:08.000 And then dimensional travel just becomes a no-brainer.

02:10:11.000 Yeah, in the Expanse, they actually go back and go to the scientists that, like the rocket scientists that basically discovered the next evolution of engines.

02:10:23.000 And that's why we were able to colonize the whole solar system.

02:10:26.000 So it's cool.

02:10:27.000 It's coming.

02:10:28.000 Not in 10 years though.

02:10:29.000 Terraforming would take a long time.

02:10:30.000 No, yeah, absolutely.

02:10:31.000 But Cowboy Bebop is epic.

02:10:33.000 I love that show.

02:10:33.000 Yeah.

02:10:35.000 They're doing a Netflix live action.

02:10:35.000 It's so good.

02:10:37.000 They better not mess this up.

02:10:39.000 Because they could mess it up and I will be so upset.

02:10:42.000 There will be riots.

02:10:43.000 Tim will riot.

02:10:44.000 Oh yeah.

02:10:45.000 There will be protests.

02:10:46.000 Ruin Cowboy Bebop!

02:10:48.000 That's, that's why you're gonna go protest?

02:10:51.000 Dude, Cowboy Bebop is a work of art.

02:10:52.000 Yeah, that's the reason.

02:10:53.000 The jazz, the music, like the scoring of like, and it's just... You know what?

02:10:57.000 Dude.

02:10:58.000 That's how I'll feel.

02:10:59.000 I'll feel the same way if they mess up Wheel of Time.

02:11:01.000 Yeah.

02:11:02.000 Because I heard rumors.

02:11:03.000 I heard rumors that they're gonna... It hurts.

02:11:06.000 I don't know.

02:11:06.000 They're gonna make it.

02:11:08.000 They were supposed to do a movie with Keanu Reeves, and it never happened.

02:11:11.000 Cowboy Bebop?

02:11:11.000 Yeah.

02:11:12.000 He was gonna play Spike Spiegel, and it's a bummer.

02:11:15.000 Is that the main character?

02:11:16.000 One of them, yeah.

02:11:17.000 And, yeah.

02:11:18.000 That would've been epic.

02:11:18.000 So they're doing a live show.

02:11:20.000 Apparently a few episodes are already in the bank.

02:11:22.000 That's gonna be on Netflix.

02:11:23.000 Cool.

02:11:23.000 I'm super excited for this.

02:11:24.000 Nice.

02:11:25.000 And I hope it lasts, like, seven seasons, and I hope it's like Game of Thrones.

02:11:28.000 It's like... It's Space Bounty Hunters.

02:11:30.000 Sounds awesome.

02:11:31.000 I know.

02:11:32.000 It sounds awesome.

02:11:33.000 It's awesome.

02:11:33.000 It is.

02:11:34.000 Very cool.

02:11:34.000 It is.

02:11:35.000 Alright, let's read more.

02:11:36.000 Donald McKinney says, O'Neill cylinders were theorized in the 1970s and have gravity on the edge of the cylinder and large enough to house hundreds of thousands of people putting them on Lagrange points would be effective.

02:11:49.000 I can kind of understand what that is.

02:11:53.000 TheDreadPirateBob says, We are one asteroid, supervolcano, massive solar flare, nuclear war, climate disaster, Skynet, pandemic, etc.

02:12:00.000 from extinction.

02:12:01.000 Stellar expansion is our new manifest destiny.

02:12:04.000 Here here.

02:12:05.000 Tighten the twin blade, says the monolith guided our ascent, Tim.

02:12:09.000 James Blank says reply the fart I didn't come quick enough for the first time ever.

02:12:16.000 Let's see.

02:12:16.000 Matt Diff says, not only did Battlestar Galactica end on Earth, but they made a nod toward this mitochondrial Eve thing, implying humans on Earth are descendants of that Cylon hybrid kid.

02:12:27.000 It was a magazine cover in last sequence.

02:12:29.000 Oh, cool.

02:12:30.000 Interesting.

02:12:30.000 Guy Tron says, whatever you do, don't let Klingons orbit Uranus.

02:12:34.000 Oh yeah.

02:12:37.000 Good advice.

02:12:38.000 You should watch Target SG-1.

02:12:40.000 Humans were seated on many planets.

02:12:41.000 I actually just started watching that two days ago.

02:12:44.000 Is it good?

02:12:45.000 I loved everything among the stars, but Stargate the movie was one of my favorite movies as a kid.

02:12:55.000 When that movie came out, I was like, this movie's epic!

02:12:58.000 I've always loved the pyramids.

02:13:00.000 It's really cool.

02:13:01.000 I don't need to go into the whole thing, but the first episode is them realizing there's Stargates all over the place.

02:13:07.000 Cool.

02:13:08.000 Yeah, it's pretty cool.

02:13:09.000 Where are we at?

02:13:10.000 DCPagan says, with the plasmasphere cosmic radiation interstellar medium, gas as hot as 10,000, was it 10 million Kelvin, and asteroids, space travel is too dangerous.

02:13:21.000 We'd be better off generating wormholes and seeding planets with stargates.

02:13:24.000 There you go.

02:13:25.000 Traveling through dimensions.

02:13:26.000 Yeah.

02:13:27.000 Sarah says, Ben Shapiro had Orson Scott Card on his Sunday special show last weekend.

02:13:31.000 OSC would agree with Adam on making sure the next asteroid doesn't get us.

02:13:35.000 That is so cool, I have to watch that.

02:13:36.000 Who is he?

02:13:38.000 Orson Scott Card?

02:13:39.000 He wrote Ender's Game.

02:13:40.000 Oh, cool.

02:13:40.000 Yeah, dude.

02:13:41.000 Cool, that's awesome.

02:13:43.000 Vyperis says, I haven't watched the reboot fully, but in the original Battlestar Galactica series, they arrived at Earth in one of the final seasons, and the rest of the show was them trying to fit in on Earth.

02:13:53.000 Oh, no, it was like the last episode in the reboot.

02:13:56.000 Yeah.

02:13:57.000 Spoilers.

02:13:57.000 Interesting.

02:13:58.000 Oh, that's Kerbal Space Program, right?

02:13:59.000 I don't turn rocket under a certain height due to air resistance

02:14:03.000 This is the majority of my fuel cost using a vacuum hyper tube to a hyper tube to build up escape

02:14:09.000 Velocity and avoid dense atmosphere might work That's cripple space program right if we could do that that 1.00

02:14:15.000 makes sense Because you know when you drop a bowling ball in a feather

02:14:19.000 in a in a tube they fall together exactly the same yeah That's there's no air resistance right and so get rid of

02:14:25.000 air resistance and atmosphere, and we just whoop fly right up

02:14:29.000 It's a good point Carl Schneider says please oh, I won't there we go

02:14:34.000 Chris says, sniffing my own gas is a guilty pleasure.

02:14:37.000 Ugh, really?

02:14:38.000 Well, you do you, man.

02:14:39.000 Hey, freedom.

02:14:40.000 SonCormac says, I dedicate this 50 to Lydia and Adam.

02:14:43.000 Want to go fast?

02:14:44.000 Travel alone.

02:14:44.000 Want to go far?

02:14:45.000 Travel together.

02:14:45.000 Teamwork.

02:14:46.000 We'll split it after the show.

02:14:47.000 There you go.

02:14:48.000 Look at it.

02:14:49.000 Get some beers.

02:14:50.000 GameFreak says, great job, but stop stealing my novel ideas.

02:14:54.000 Okay.

02:14:55.000 We'll do that.

02:14:56.000 Jeremy says, recommend the James P. Hogan Giants books.

02:15:00.000 I don't know.

02:15:01.000 From Taladin1337, your segment about a starship dropping colonies of humans on habitable planets sounds a lot like Dead Orbit's mission statement from Destiny.

02:15:09.000 To avoid extinction, spread humanity across the stars.

02:15:12.000 Oh yeah, that's pretty cool, you're right.

02:15:13.000 I didn't even think about that, yeah.

02:15:15.000 JMaxx says, my favorite theory is the South Park reality TV planet.

02:15:18.000 It explains everything.

02:15:20.000 I think the episode is called Cancelled.

02:15:21.000 Yeah.

02:15:22.000 Or we got cancelled a long time ago and now we're just left to our own devices.

02:15:26.000 Sat says, for everyone making fun of Trump for creating Space Force, the Russians developed the MiG-31 that can fly to near space altitudes and carries missiles that can shoot down satellites.

02:15:39.000 So Space Force is not so crazy.

02:15:41.000 I didn't think it was crazy when he announced it.

02:15:43.000 I was like, oh great, finally.

02:15:45.000 That makes sense.

02:15:46.000 We do need a Space Force.

02:15:48.000 Oh yeah, it made definite sense.

02:15:50.000 Guy-tron says, spin the Earth.

02:15:52.000 Gravity is oppressive.

02:15:53.000 We can't.

02:15:54.000 It's encased.

02:15:56.000 It's actually this internal solar panel configuration that makes it rotate.

02:16:02.000 It's really cool.

02:16:04.000 I haven't picked it up and tried to spin it.

02:16:06.000 There's a protest in downtown LA.

02:16:08.000 Crazy.

02:16:09.000 Oh, why?

02:16:09.000 That's from USC Trojans.

02:16:11.000 Action Man says, Rage against the machine lyrics are feeling more and more relevant these days, especially if you... What is it?

02:16:18.000 F you, I won't do what you tell me.

02:16:20.000 Yep, right on.

02:16:22.000 That's America, dude.

02:16:24.000 What was that about Americans being arrogant? 0.84

02:16:25.000 I don't know.

02:16:25.000 That's something else.

02:16:26.000 space cowboys.

02:16:27.000 Tinman says, a little behind, but my dad did presidential details a lot.

02:16:31.000 Hillary apparently referred to her police protection detail as her trained little piggies. 1.00

02:16:35.000 This was back when Bill was in office.

02:16:37.000 Eww.

02:16:38.000 Nope.

02:16:39.000 Don't like that.

02:16:40.000 What was that about Americans being arrogant? 0.84

02:16:42.000 Oh yeah.

02:16:43.000 I don't know.

02:16:44.000 That's something else.

02:16:45.000 That's entitlement.

02:16:46.000 Garrett Pop says, I really enjoy when you guys cover space news as an occasional break

02:16:50.000 If you're really into ideas for colonizing the solar system and beyond, check out Isaac Arthur's channel.

02:16:55.000 Well, we definitely want to talk more about fun, exciting things, like the original idea for the show was not to be talking about constant political stuff.

02:17:01.000 Yeah, before we started the show, he was like, one rule.

02:17:04.000 There's only one rule for the show.

02:17:06.000 We will not say Democrat or Republican.

02:17:09.000 Well, we threw that out the window, didn't we?

02:17:10.000 Well, the lockdown happened.

02:17:12.000 And then all of a sudden, the headline for every channel, there was no other news other than Trump and the Democrats arguing with each other.

02:17:16.000 That's true.

02:17:17.000 And so it was like, what's going on with the coronavirus?

02:17:19.000 Yep.

02:17:20.000 And Trump.

02:17:21.000 And the Democrats.

02:17:22.000 We talked about that.

02:17:24.000 Guys, we were almost going to make it through without even saying that word.

02:17:28.000 My favorite show, I think so far, was Complaining About Harley Quinn.

02:17:33.000 The Harley Quinn movie.

02:17:34.000 Such fond memories.

02:17:35.000 Because we were so passionate about it.

02:17:36.000 We watched the movie, it was awful.

02:17:37.000 And I feel like we were doing a service to people out there.

02:17:40.000 Yeah, I feel like we saved people.

02:17:41.000 Don't watch the movie!

02:17:43.000 Seriously, we're saving you!

02:17:44.000 Alright, go ahead.

02:17:46.000 I don't know.

02:17:46.000 truck at

02:18:01.000 Twitter shall not fax check me my opinion.

02:18:05.000 Now that he's feeling the heat because the election's coming, now they're like, oh, we better do something.

02:18:10.000 Yeah, maybe.

02:18:11.000 Yeah.

02:18:11.000 Brando Commando says, breaking.

02:18:13.000 Trump will sign an executive order against social media companies tomorrow.

02:18:15.000 CNBC one hour ago.

02:18:17.000 It is social media stuff.

02:18:18.000 Yep.

02:18:19.000 Yep.

02:18:19.000 Al Santiago says, they're finally suppressing your video on my side.

02:18:22.000 I usually get recommended on your videos first, but now I have to go to your channel.

02:18:25.000 Harumph, I say.

02:18:27.000 I agree.

02:18:27.000 Harumph!

02:18:28.000 Yep, that's what you do.

02:18:29.000 Well, hey, thanks for coming up.

02:18:30.000 Appreciate that.

02:18:31.000 Electric Spirit says, guys, have you played Animal Crossing?

02:18:34.000 Not me.

02:18:34.000 Nah.

02:18:35.000 No.

02:18:36.000 Drunk in History says, have some sweet, sweet Skrilla for that upcoming nut surgery. 1.00

02:18:41.000 I think I'm okay.

02:18:41.000 I hope not.

02:18:42.000 It happens in skateboarding.

02:18:45.000 Yeah, it does.

02:18:45.000 But hey, telling the story apparently got me some cash, so.

02:18:48.000 Nice! 0.94

02:18:49.000 That's the thing about skateboarding.

02:18:50.000 Worth it.

02:18:50.000 The thing about skateboarding is I'm like, I wish we filmed it.

02:18:52.000 Yeah, even the crazy falls are worth posting.

02:18:55.000 Oh man, I'd love to have that on video, what happened.

02:18:58.000 Because it would have just been a viral video.

02:19:00.000 I mean we take turns doing runs, we could just film each other when we skate.

02:19:03.000 I think somebody sent us a bunch of gear, we should just bring it out and film some of this.

02:19:05.000 Yeah, you know what, on that note, I just want to send a shout out.

02:19:09.000 Should we say his name?

02:19:10.000 I don't think we should.

02:19:12.000 What's his first name?

02:19:13.000 Brian.

02:19:14.000 Brian?

02:19:15.000 Yeah.

02:19:15.000 Alright, hey Brian, thank you so much for the camera gear you sent us.

02:19:21.000 Holy cow. 0.89

02:19:21.000 It is really awesome, really good stuff, and I'm loving the slide, the camera slide. 0.89

02:19:26.000 The slide tripod.

02:19:27.000 So now we can get some cool sliding shots.

02:19:31.000 Or going back and forth in the miniramp.

02:19:33.000 True, yeah.

02:19:33.000 It's a good point.

02:19:34.000 Wish we could have gotten that.

02:19:35.000 Really cool.

02:19:36.000 Only a couple times.

02:19:36.000 Thank you so much.

02:19:38.000 We're gonna send you a t-shirt.

02:19:40.000 And, uh, why not, right?

02:19:42.000 Harumph, I say.

02:19:42.000 For sure.

02:19:43.000 I'm gonna say I already got one, but we'll send more.

02:19:44.000 Doesn't matter.

02:19:45.000 We're gonna send it to you.

02:19:46.000 Figure it out.

02:19:47.000 And a pair of Volcom Modern Straight.

02:19:50.000 Yeah, you're gonna clean some hands.

02:19:51.000 I bought a bunch of pants that are supposed to be stretch jeans.

02:19:53.000 They don't stretch.

02:19:54.000 They don't stretch.

02:19:55.000 Alright, where are we at?

02:19:57.000 Disturbed says, what do you think the likelihood of a civil war is within the next decade?

02:20:01.000 Very, very high.

02:20:02.000 I don't know.

02:20:03.000 There was an article from the Atlantic where they interviewed a bunch of national security experts who put the estimate between like 35 and 90 percent with the average being like, what, 60 percent or something?

02:20:13.000 That's the experts saying 30 to 90 percent?

02:20:16.000 That's a pretty wide range.

02:20:18.000 That doesn't sound like a guess.

02:20:19.000 That's like, you know what?

02:20:20.000 I could probably guess, too.

02:20:21.000 I'm not an expert, but it's between 0 and 100, though.

02:20:24.000 I'll tell you that.

02:20:25.000 If the lowest anyone said was 30%, that's a 1 in 3 that there's going to be a civil war in the United States.

02:20:33.000 Actually, it would be 33%.

02:20:35.000 You get the point.

02:20:36.000 Yeah.

02:20:37.000 All right.

02:20:38.000 Bullseye, thanks for joining.

02:20:39.000 Fluffy, thanks for the super chat.

02:20:40.000 AstralisLupa says, wanted to let you know that you can get one braces with stitched reinforced sides that would work well.

02:20:40.000 Thank you.

02:20:47.000 I coach MMA and use them whenever I train with an knee injury.

02:20:49.000 Cool.

02:20:50.000 Oh, interesting.

02:20:51.000 Balian says, bro, buy a nice mansion with acreage and just build a new building to your spec.

02:20:55.000 That's what we're looking at.

02:20:57.000 And so the challenge then is to get enough space for a good price so that we want to be able to be noisy and be loud and work.

02:21:05.000 We also want to be secure.

02:21:06.000 And skate.

02:21:07.000 Be close to an airport.

02:21:08.000 Have good internet.

02:21:09.000 These are all things we're looking at.

02:21:11.000 Yep.

02:21:12.000 Porkin says, sent Lydia a story.

02:21:13.000 Pew Research BS tweet.

02:21:15.000 Yeah.

02:21:15.000 Oh, yeah, I tweeted about that.

02:21:17.000 Fire Damon says, hey Tim, Lydia, and Soy, Jesus, if you want a good book about the effect of time dilation on wars and the soldiers, check out The Forever Wars.

02:21:24.000 Will do.

02:21:25.000 Cool.

02:21:26.000 Michael Hickson says, for cold sleep sci-fi story, read Coyote Trilogy.

02:21:30.000 Let me write this one down, and then I'll write the next one down.

02:21:32.000 Okay, cool.

02:21:33.000 The Cobra Viper says, farts don't care about your feelings.

02:21:35.000 Don't you know it?

02:21:35.000 Oh my gosh.

02:21:38.000 Never played it.

02:21:38.000 Thanks, Ben.

02:21:39.000 Dougie says hey I have I have family in India and it seems like shots are being traded between Indian and Chinese

02:21:43.000 soldiers on the Border hope that CCP doesn't think that war will save them.

02:21:48.000 Oh, man, Rick a says Did you ever play overpower Marvel card game never played

02:21:53.000 it? I remember it, but I didn't play it I yeah, it's a lot of magic players forgotten values says

02:21:58.000 blue is not the most powerful just run discard Yeah, I mean maybe it's even in commander though discard

02:22:09.000 You know, it's it's there's not a lot of good everyone discards stuff

02:22:13.000 It's more you are the person I'm gonna pick and that's just hate

02:22:17.000 So I mean another problem is I'll counter it It's like your deck is built around it. That's like

02:22:24.000 I just counter.

02:22:25.000 Oh, you're playing that discard deck.

02:22:27.000 Okay, and I will always hold up a counterspell.

02:22:29.000 And I got my counterspell, and I got my cyclonic rift.

02:22:31.000 Or you could just discard the counterspell.

02:22:32.000 What's the difference?

02:22:33.000 It depends on if they target the discard.

02:22:34.000 That's a good point.

02:22:35.000 If I'm holding cyclonic rift, and they target my hand, I'll be like, I'll counter it.

02:22:38.000 Yeah.

02:22:39.000 And they'll be like, I'll discard again.

02:22:40.000 I'll rift your dude. 1.00

02:22:41.000 Right.

02:22:41.000 Just use it.

02:22:42.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

02:22:43.000 But discard does, that is a good point though.

02:22:45.000 Discard, you know, cancels.

02:22:46.000 Now black and blue!

02:22:48.000 Counter discard.

02:22:49.000 Yup, with card draw.

02:22:50.000 Yeah.

02:22:52.000 Fluffy the Great says, Tim, I want to try to make a good 100% America skate decks called Abducted Ink out of greener wood.

02:22:59.000 Any tips?

02:23:00.000 I have some ideas to build better bamboo decks, maybe mixing the wood.

02:23:04.000 I don't know.

02:23:04.000 Interesting.

02:23:05.000 You know more about construction than I do.

02:23:07.000 Yeah, I worked at multiple skate companies.

02:23:10.000 I used to actually paint the boards for Bustin Boards in New York.

02:23:15.000 And then I started riding for Arbor and actually worked at Arbor, worked with the team to create some boards.

02:23:21.000 So, you know, I know about molds.

02:23:23.000 I know about, you know, creating boards, but I don't know about sourcing the wood.

02:23:28.000 That's another thing that I wasn't part of that process.

02:23:32.000 So I think that would be pretty important.

02:23:34.000 You'd have to source, you know, American maple or something.

02:23:38.000 Bottom layer carbon fiber.

02:23:39.000 Okay.

02:23:41.000 Bamboo.

02:23:42.000 Carbon fiber.

02:23:43.000 Bamboo.

02:23:44.000 Carbon fiber's really dirty, though.

02:23:48.000 It's a dirty process.

02:23:49.000 But it wouldn't last a lot longer, so it's a trade-off.

02:23:52.000 True.

02:23:53.000 Yeah, it absolutely would.

02:23:54.000 The bottom layer, less likely to, you know, kind of erode with tail swiping and stuff.

02:23:59.000 If the board can last longer because bamboo lasts longer, then you make less boards.

02:23:59.000 True.

02:24:03.000 That's a good point.

02:24:04.000 Yeah.

02:24:05.000 I don't know.

02:24:06.000 I don't even know how you'd actually make carbon fiber.

02:24:10.000 SteveRB240 says, new job, have to watch stream at 9.

02:24:14.000 If you so choose Syracuse, I'll bring you the best range in the area, member 14 years.

02:24:20.000 Also work at Halal Restaurant and will make you all awesome food vegan options.

02:24:23.000 Ooh, yeah, that sounds great.

02:24:24.000 Yeah, it does sound good.

02:24:26.000 it. Video Bros says, did you know it's illegal to fart in public after 6pm in Florida? Because

02:24:26.000 I hope he doesn't get arrested.

02:24:32.000 Florida. I farted hard at work once and it was a mistake.

02:24:34.000 Guess what happened? I can't, is that for real? I hope you didn't get arrested. Rando

02:24:38.000 Commando says Trump will sign an executive order against tech censorship tomorrow. We'll see what that

02:24:43.000 means. Yep, we'll see. I think we're all going to be disappointed. Sir die a lot.

02:24:49.000 Trump's tweets about conspiracy theory stuff is actually smart.

02:24:51.000 He has been saying there will be investigations on social media treating conservatives differently, and then he got them to do it in front of everyone.

02:24:58.000 But Twitter just apologized for they didn't do anything.

02:25:01.000 It was the tweet about mail-in ballots where they went after him.

02:25:04.000 And that was messed up.

02:25:06.000 Jonathan Strider says, what do you think of a government that only enforced objectively verifiable benefits to society, say murder being wrong and leaving the still gray areas to smaller units?

02:25:16.000 I don't know.

02:25:17.000 To be honest, I don't know.

02:25:18.000 I don't know.

02:25:19.000 Yeah, that is a long thought process.

02:25:23.000 Naya says, Tim, instead of a Mars mission or Moon mission, how about we just build a solar-powered orbital elevator to allow us to send shuttles up easier?

02:25:31.000 For sure.

02:25:32.000 I heard that wouldn't work, though, for some reason.

02:25:34.000 I don't know.

02:25:34.000 I don't know enough, though.

02:25:35.000 David Walker says, I like how the Google trend for COVID looks like the curve of infections.

02:25:41.000 Saludos from Chile.

02:25:41.000 That's interesting.

02:25:43.000 Caesar says Trump is signing an executive order tomorrow against social media.

02:25:46.000 Pompeo declares the U.S.

02:25:47.000 officially sides with Hong Kong against China.

02:25:49.000 And L.A.

02:25:50.000 slash Minnesota erupt in riots.

02:25:52.000 So much for a slow news day.

02:25:53.000 Isn't that crazy?

02:25:54.000 Yeah, it's been a crazy day.

02:25:56.000 Jonathan Strider says, what would you think of a government that only enforced objectively... Oh, did that pop up twice?

02:26:02.000 Oh, you did.

02:26:02.000 I think you came up twice.

02:26:05.000 Aaron and David, thanks for joining.

02:26:06.000 Thank you, Bill.

02:26:07.000 Chris Clark says, what if everyone was pragmatic in politics for the betterment of humanity?

02:26:11.000 Life would be very boring.

02:26:12.000 But better in a lot of ways.

02:26:14.000 Woolfalt says, fact check.

02:26:16.000 Fact check.

02:26:16.000 AOC boob gate?

02:26:18.000 Let's see.

02:26:19.000 Nope, nope, nope.

02:26:19.000 No, no, no, no.

02:26:21.000 Alex Gonzalez says, where can I get more info about your new business venture?

02:26:25.000 Well, my plans, there's nothing.

02:26:27.000 It's like, I'm just waiting because the lockdown jammed everything up.

02:26:30.000 And I've been trying to do this since September.

02:26:32.000 I was actually looking at a building, sale fell through.

02:26:35.000 Things are moving now.

02:26:36.000 But you can check out scnr.com for the other business venture, which is operating and producing really awesome content.

02:26:43.000 Check them out.

02:26:44.000 Johansson, thanks for the super chat.

02:26:46.000 Jprivacy says, Adam, will you be setting up a BitChute backup channel for AdamCast IRL as an insurance policy against YouTube censorship?

02:26:53.000 Yes.

02:26:55.000 I mean, yes.

02:26:56.000 Because it's literally- I don't know.

02:26:57.000 Yeah, I guess I should, right?

02:26:58.000 Why not?

02:26:58.000 It's just a backup- You log in, you sign up, click link, and you're done.

02:27:03.000 It just links, so when I post on YouTube, it automatically posts on BitChute. 1.00

02:27:06.000 Yeah, why not?

02:27:07.000 Sounds good.

02:27:07.000 And I've had a bunch of videos censored.

02:27:09.000 They are on BitChute, and so people immediately can still watch it. 1.00

02:27:12.000 And they can compare it to it.

02:27:13.000 See, like, oh, it's still there.

02:27:14.000 I don't get any money, like, because the YouTube video is gone and the partner program, you're cut out, but at least the video exists.

02:27:20.000 Yeah, that's cool.

02:27:20.000 Yeah.

02:27:23.000 Let's see, let me make sure we don't get a jump here.

02:27:25.000 And where are we at?

02:27:28.000 And it did jump on you, didn't it?

02:27:29.000 Well, no, I went down to make it jump.

02:27:30.000 Oh, OK.

02:27:31.000 DMG says, if Hillary is VP and Biden dies, does that make Pelosi VP?

02:27:35.000 Because her own daughter says she would stab you in the back as soon as look at you. 1.00

02:27:39.000 Her own daughter said that?

02:27:40.000 Yeah, she said she'd cut your head off before you knew it. 1.00

02:27:43.000 Why?

02:27:43.000 Yeah, that's what she said.

02:27:45.000 What context would you say that about your mother?

02:27:45.000 Why?

02:27:48.000 Because she's a savage. 1.00

02:27:49.000 That might.

02:27:49.000 That might make Pelosi VP, right?

02:27:53.000 Is that how it happens?

02:27:53.000 You think Pelosi's in on it?

02:27:54.000 I don't know.

02:27:55.000 I don't know where Pelosi is.

02:27:56.000 That would be a nightmare scenario.

02:27:57.000 Yes.

02:27:59.000 Crazy.

02:28:01.000 Dude, I was already afraid of Pelosi.

02:28:04.000 Man.

02:28:06.000 Her own daughter.

02:28:08.000 Shonda says, I'm drunk but coherent, I swear.

02:28:10.000 Nice.

02:28:11.000 Random user of site says, the idea that we are ancient humans from space doesn't make sense when you take into account that we evolved from primitive life forms on Earth.

02:28:18.000 But it's fun to think about.

02:28:19.000 Yeah, it's just horsing around.

02:28:20.000 You're so literal, man.

02:28:22.000 I'm actually using it as a thought experiment to try and understand our roots as well as what would happen if we did colonize other planets.

02:28:29.000 Or the primitive lifeforms were here, and when we got here we were like, hmm.

02:28:34.000 Or... Let's just introduce our DNA into this line. 0.98

02:28:38.000 Genetically modified, something that could exist on this planet because they couldn't survive in Earth's ecosystem.

02:28:43.000 Boom.

02:28:44.000 There it is.

02:28:45.000 All right, where we at?

02:28:46.000 Jesus Perez says, the next evolution of fuel will be from the sun.

02:28:50.000 Let's see, Jago says, you are naive.

02:28:52.000 Netflix is going to SJW Cowboy Bebop.

02:28:55.000 I know!

02:28:55.000 No!

02:28:55.000 I'm worried about it, so I'm saying they better not mess it up.

02:28:58.000 Yeah, that's what they're doing to my books.

02:28:59.000 How does that make you a naive?

02:29:01.000 Trackmedia says, the one thing you can guarantee, especially in the SJW nightmare, is that they will mess it up.

02:29:01.000 I don't get it.

02:29:07.000 Definitely.

02:29:08.000 Nonservium says, check out Caprica for more Battlestar goodness.

02:29:08.000 Yep.

02:29:11.000 Yes, but they only had like one season, right?

02:29:13.000 Yeah, it was.

02:29:13.000 Yeah.

02:29:14.000 David Marcella says, if you like Bebop, you should check out Outlaw Star.

02:29:17.000 It's basically the original Bebop.

02:29:19.000 It's old school like Ninja Scroll.

02:29:20.000 Dope.

02:29:21.000 All right.

02:29:22.000 I like it.

02:29:22.000 Zero Duality says, Einhorn is Finkel.

02:29:24.000 Finkel is Einhorn.

02:29:25.000 And there is a card in Hearthstone and a character in Warcraft called Finkel Einhorn.

02:29:30.000 Yeah.

02:29:30.000 Really?

02:29:30.000 That's funny.

02:29:31.000 That's good.

02:29:32.000 Johansson Sock says, Wheel of Time was epic, but ended with so many questions.

02:29:35.000 Shame Robert Jordan died before he could complete it himself, but Sanderson did a good job.

02:29:40.000 Although he did write the ending himself.

02:29:43.000 He wrote the ending probably long before and gave the ending to Brandon Sanderson and spent the last year of his life working with Brandon to finish it.

02:29:53.000 It's funny that you'd say the ending left a bunch of questions, but Jordan wrote the ending.

02:29:58.000 Word.

02:29:59.000 Troy says, I remember coming across Cowboy Bebop almost 20 years ago.

02:30:02.000 First episode I watched was episode 24.

02:30:04.000 The song at the end by Steve Conti got me hooked.

02:30:07.000 It's a great show, man.

02:30:08.000 Aaron McIntyre says, while some spoilers like 10 seasons of Stargate SG-1 later, if we have a Space Force, don't we in theory have spaceships for the Space Force to crew?

02:30:18.000 No, we have satellites and space weapons and technology hacking.

02:30:22.000 They're ground crew.

02:30:24.000 We got stuff in space.

02:30:25.000 Right.

02:30:25.000 For now.

02:30:27.000 For now.

02:30:27.000 I heard something about that.

02:30:28.000 I'll check it out.

02:30:29.000 Thank you.

02:30:29.000 Hmm.

02:30:30.000 Wow.

02:30:30.000 Wait, what?

02:30:30.000 Canadian courts?

02:30:31.000 executives after campaign donation. I heard something about that I'll check it out.

02:30:34.000 Big Red thanks for becoming a member. Thank you.

02:30:37.000 Reclaimer says the Canadian courts just ruled that the Huawei VP can be

02:30:40.000 extradited to the US. Wow wait what? Canadian courts? What?

02:30:43.000 Oak is in Canada.

02:30:45.000 Oh, okay.

02:30:46.000 Thomas Ratcliffe says every good discard commander deck needs a Keening Stone.

02:30:51.000 What does that do?

02:30:51.000 Do you know?

02:30:52.000 I don't... I think it's... I think it's a mill card.

02:30:57.000 I don't think it's a discard.

02:30:58.000 It's like millstone, right?

02:30:59.000 Yeah, it's like everybody, for each card that has been put in the graveyard, they mill that many times.

02:31:06.000 I don't remember exactly what the Keening Stone is.

02:31:08.000 Where are we at?

02:31:09.000 Austin says, it's all good, Adam.

02:31:10.000 You're still great.

02:31:11.000 Also, it's looking more likely that they'll cancel the 80-year Sturgis Rally this year.

02:31:15.000 I don't care.

02:31:15.000 I'll go anyway, even if no events.

02:31:17.000 Ride free.

02:31:17.000 Take risks.

02:31:19.000 Fluffy the Great says, I looked at carbon fiber.

02:31:22.000 It will be like 120 bucks a deck.

02:31:24.000 Is there a way to get a hold of you to talk and I can send you a prototype?

02:31:28.000 Definitely.

02:31:28.000 First, follow Adam Kregler on Twitter.

02:31:32.000 Yeah, tweet at me.

02:31:33.000 Sure.

02:31:33.000 The other thing is, if you go to TimCast.com slash donate, there's a P.O.

02:31:37.000 box where you can send whatever.

02:31:40.000 Yeah.

02:31:40.000 I mean, you know, legally.

02:31:42.000 Alright.

02:31:44.000 And also you can follow me at TimCast, and also smash the like button, and also you can follow at Sour Patch Lids, who is, uh, yeah, L-Y-D-S. 0.90

02:31:53.000 Yeah, but send us a board.

02:31:54.000 We'll try it out.

02:31:55.000 We'll make a video about it.

02:31:56.000 And, uh, yeah.

02:31:58.000 Vaportrails says, if they're going to fact-check Trump, they need to do it to every politician, otherwise they have no defense.

02:32:03.000 Completely agree.

02:32:04.000 And they fact-checked his opinion and sent people to the opinions of Chris Saliza from CNN?

02:32:10.000 That's the stupidest fake news ever.

02:32:13.000 darthcynical said middle tennessee area is a great place with lots of secluded property still available reasonably reasonably priced draw a 70 mile circle around nashville and good luck oh look at it weather is important daniel hawke says weird fact of the day nancy pelosi's daughter is a member of the oh i'm not going to say that unless it's true so we got we got to back that one up Max Lank says, I wish you could go to Jesse Lee Pearson's show, please.

02:32:35.000 Well, not really traveling now, and I may be too busy for any of this stuff moving forward, especially if we get a building and we're doing all these different shows.

02:32:43.000 Grim Soul Banisher says, sadistic guy here.

02:32:46.000 Adam, I hate blue too, and the blue in my deck is occasional draw and fleet swallower.

02:32:50.000 To dump half my deck, I refuse to use counters.

02:32:52.000 You fleet swallower yourself?

02:32:55.000 That's pretty funny.

02:32:56.000 That's pretty funny.

02:32:57.000 Skippy says, the anime Trigun has some great futuristic stuff in it too.

02:33:00.000 Don't want to spoil it for you, awesome anime.

02:33:02.000 Trigun is also very awesome.

02:33:04.000 Chuck Morris says, Space Force, service guarantees citizenship.

02:33:08.000 Nanon says, fiberglass composite with laminated wood is almost as strong as carbon fiber and significantly cheaper.

02:33:15.000 Cool.

02:33:15.000 That's true.

02:33:15.000 Fiberglass is easier.

02:33:18.000 All right.

02:33:18.000 It's not as strong.

02:33:19.000 Well, we once again went over time, but it's OK.

02:33:23.000 I guess.

02:33:23.000 We're getting pretty consistent.

02:33:24.000 Yeah.

02:33:25.000 It was a two hour show.

02:33:26.000 Now it's a two and a half hour show.

02:33:27.000 I didn't skip anybody this time.

02:33:29.000 Good for you.

02:33:29.000 We read every single super chat.

02:33:30.000 We made it.

02:33:31.000 Yes.

02:33:32.000 Yes.

02:33:33.000 I didn't want to.

02:33:33.000 I was like, we're going to have to go extra.

02:33:34.000 We got it.

02:33:35.000 So that being said, we are getting ready to go night night.

02:33:39.000 That means you've got to smash the like button, subscribe, hit the like.

02:33:42.000 Time to go night night, everyone.

02:33:44.000 It's my night, man.

02:33:45.000 We're gonna tuck the kiddies in, get them little blankets.

02:33:48.000 I'm going to play PlayStation.

02:33:49.000 Warm glass of milk.

02:33:50.000 I gotta be up at 7 a.m., so... Not me.

02:33:53.000 So, follow at AdamKrigler, send him stories.

02:33:56.000 You do a posted tweet, right?

02:33:58.000 I do.

02:33:58.000 It's pinned on my page.

02:34:01.000 There's a lot of stories right now.

02:34:02.000 It's awesome.

02:34:03.000 You guys are fantastic.

02:34:04.000 Really appreciate all of your ideas.

02:34:06.000 It's great.

02:34:06.000 And then you can follow me for, uh, to listen to me complain on Twitter or watch me post silly things on Instagram.

02:34:12.000 Yeah.

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Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - May 27, 2020

TimcastIRL - Joe Biden Farted LIVE, This Is The Most Important News Of Today PERIOD

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