Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Trump DEPLOYS NUCLEAR Submarines Amid Threats By Russia, SABER RATTLING Escalates

00:01:50.000 Donald Trump is deploying nuclear submarines because Russia made provocative statements for like the 800th time.

00:01:58.000 It's saber-rattling.

00:02:00.000 Russia's been making these claims about nuking the West if we don't, you know, give into their demands or whatever.

00:02:06.000 Donald Trump is basically threatening back, saying it's time for a peace deal or else.

00:02:10.000 I'll stress, we don't know if he means nuclear-powered or nuclear-armed submarines.

00:02:16.000 So it just does seem like saber-rattling.

00:02:18.000 You know, I'll just throw my opinion right into the intro.

00:02:20.000 I don't know that it's cause for alarm or anything like that, but it is interesting.

00:02:23.000 So we will talk about this.

00:02:24.000 And then we got some fun.

00:02:26.000 American Eagle's not apologizing.

00:02:27.000 They actually did issue a statement, and they're like, nah, we're all right.

00:02:30.000 They're not going to back down from this and they shouldn't.

00:02:33.000 And then, of course, my friends, MasterCard's now saying they're not pressuring these video game companies to ban adult content.

00:02:39.000 They're denying it, but their denial sounds like they're actually, it's actually true.

00:02:45.000 And then we've got this, this is a crazy story.

00:02:47.000 A jury is awarded money blaming Tesla autopilot for a crash.

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00:02:52.000 We'll see where this goes.

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00:05:13.000 Share the show with everyone, you know, joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more.

00:05:17.000 We got Jason Ellis.

00:05:19.000 Yay, I made it.

00:05:21.000 Who are you, sir?

00:05:21.000 What do you do?

00:05:23.000 I guess I'm a retired professional skateboarder, but I still skateboard, so you can't really retire me.

00:05:29.000 And Tony Hulk is still a pro.

00:05:31.000 So screw that.

00:05:32.000 So am I. And I'm a comedian.

00:05:35.000 That's really my job.

00:05:37.000 And a podcaster.

00:05:38.000 I was a radio host, but now I'm a podcaster.

00:05:41.000 So I think that's pretty much all my jobs.

00:05:43.000 I train people how to box, teach skateboarding a little bit to the kids, teach them how to do it in a safe way.

00:05:49.000 So that's pretty much my job these days.

00:05:52.000 Right on.

00:05:52.000 All right, it's going to be fun.

00:05:53.000 Thanks for hanging out.

00:05:54.000 Richie Jackson is joining us.

00:05:56.000 I am Richie Jackson.

00:05:57.000 I am executive director of the Richie Jackson Foundation, which is a nonprofit I started back in 2008 to hopefully one day cure me of a medical condition I have called proptosis, otherwise known as bulgy eye syndrome.

00:06:11.000 Are you joking?

00:06:14.000 Yes.

00:06:14.000 We also have Ian Crossland.

00:06:16.000 Hi, Richie.

00:06:16.000 Thanks.

00:06:17.000 Jason, good to meet you, man.

00:06:19.000 And also, I am also a comedian.

00:06:20.000 I figured this out over the last week.

00:06:22.000 People keep being like, what does he do?

00:06:23.000 Oh, I'm just, I just lighten the load, baby.

00:06:25.000 It just confuses you.

00:06:26.000 Yeah.

00:06:26.000 Let's rock and roll.

00:06:27.000 Oh, Tate.

00:06:28.000 Yeah, what's up, guys?

00:06:29.000 Well, it's weird.

00:06:29.000 To me, homie.

00:06:30.000 I put the Australia shirt on this morning, just coincidentally, and I was at a table with two Aussies.

00:06:33.000 I don't know how that's just magic, I guess.

00:06:35.000 You knew what you were doing.

00:06:36.000 I don't, yeah.

00:06:36.000 Divine.

00:06:37.000 It is what it is.

00:06:38.000 So, yeah.

00:06:39.000 Is it cricket?

00:06:40.000 Rugby.

00:06:41.000 I have a bunch of rugby shirts.

00:06:42.000 So, Australia, it's a miracle.

00:06:43.000 I'm from Melbourne, so Aussie rules.

00:06:45.000 Let's go.

00:06:46.000 I'm aware of rugby, but I was the guy that bounced it.

00:06:50.000 Right on.

00:06:51.000 Hey, let's jump into the news.

00:06:52.000 We got this story from Reuters.

00:06:54.000 Trump orders nuclear submarines moved after Russian provocative statements.

00:07:00.000 Indeed.

00:07:00.000 U.S. President Donald Trump on Friday said he had ordered two nuclear submarines to be positioned in the appropriate regions in response to remarks from former Russian president Dmitry Medvedev about the risks of war between the nuclear-armed adversaries.

00:07:13.000 Security analysts called Trump's move a rhetorical escalation with Moscow, but not necessarily a military one, given that the U.S. already has nuclear-powered submarines that are deployed and capable of striking Russia.

00:07:25.000 Okay, well, I don't like it either way.

00:07:27.000 So Medvedev said on Thursday that Trump should remember that Moscow possessed Soviet-era nuclear strike capabilities of last resort after Trump had told Medvedev to watch his words.

00:07:39.000 Based on the highly provocative statements of the former president of Russia, Dmitry Medvedev, I have ordered two nuclear submarines to be positioned in the appropriate regions just in case these foolish and inflammatory statements are more than just that, Trump said.

00:07:52.000 I think it's a lot of bluster.

00:07:54.000 And we don't know if they're nuclear-powered or nuclear armed, which matters.

00:07:58.000 But here's the reality.

00:07:59.000 Russia's been threatening to nuke us and NATO nonstop for years.

00:08:04.000 And it's kind of just like blah, blah, blah.

00:08:06.000 We don't consider your words anymore.

00:08:08.000 None of us are deeply concerned by this.

00:08:11.000 But I don't know.

00:08:12.000 Well, yeah, we got to end this war.

00:08:12.000 Should we be?

00:08:13.000 This is like, I don't know what when Zelensky came to the U.S. and had that meeting with Trump and J.D. Vance, and then they humiliated him.

00:08:21.000 He was a second language.

00:08:23.000 It was really hard for him.

00:08:25.000 Everything changed after that.

00:08:26.000 The tone, his, he basically was like, fuck these, fuck these people.

00:08:29.000 I'm doing what I want.

00:08:30.000 Europe's still going to fund him.

00:08:32.000 Now Trump is just selling the weapons to NATO instead of giving them to NATO, but he's acting like that's a victory.

00:08:37.000 I mean, in a way, we're getting reciprocated financially for it, but we're still funding the people droning Russian cities, drone attacking Russian cities.

00:08:45.000 So like, it's not surprising that they're talking about last resort.

00:08:49.000 So we got to stop this.

00:08:51.000 I don't know what's Putin's victory condition.

00:08:53.000 Does he just want East of the Donbass?

00:08:55.000 Is that all?

00:08:56.000 Because if we can publicly get him to explain it, maybe he did to Tucker Carlson.

00:09:00.000 I didn't watch the full interview.

00:09:01.000 Probably it's right there for us to take.

00:09:03.000 Just figure out what he wants and let's resolve it.

00:09:06.000 That's what Trump's been trying to do, but he's not negotiating anymore.

00:09:09.000 Like, what does he want?

00:09:10.000 Well, that's why you're seeing this because Trump gave him an August 8th deadline.

00:09:13.000 So he's trying to maximize pressure.

00:09:15.000 I mean, initially, a few weeks ago, he said 50 days, then revised it to like July 28th, and then revised it to August 8th.

00:09:21.000 So it's maximum pressure on the Russians to try and get Putin to come to a negotiating table.

00:09:26.000 But yeah.

00:09:29.000 You know, I will stress how little I care about the conflict in Ukraine at this point.

00:09:34.000 Yeah.

00:09:35.000 Because it's like Trump campaigns on ending the war, and then Putin's like, nah, and then I'm just like, why are we still giving money to these guys?

00:09:42.000 Like, Trump is saying we're going to send more weapons and more money.

00:09:47.000 Why?

00:09:47.000 To like force Putin to negotiate or something?

00:09:50.000 I honestly don't think the American people actually care about this at all anymore.

00:09:54.000 I don't see flags in people's Twitter accounts or anything like that.

00:09:57.000 Nobody really talks about it.

00:09:58.000 If oil, if the Russians won, which it looks like is going to be inevitable in some fashion, there's going to be some sort of peace deal where the Russians take some territory.

00:10:06.000 Maybe oil is going to go up to six bucks a gallon.

00:10:08.000 Do you think people can handle that?

00:10:09.000 Literally, I'm asking.

00:10:10.000 Well, it's the Europeans.

00:10:12.000 I think we'll be fine.

00:10:13.000 We have other partners.

00:10:14.000 Trump can drill.

00:10:16.000 We can take Canada.

00:10:17.000 We can take Canada.

00:10:18.000 Yeah, we can take Alberta as we should.

00:10:20.000 We can unify with Canada peacefully.

00:10:22.000 Unify.

00:10:22.000 Yeah, right.

00:10:23.000 Annex.

00:10:23.000 Sorry, the correct word.

00:10:24.000 Reclaim.

00:10:25.000 How factual is that story that a guy from the West, it was either America or Canada, he took the free citizenship deal in Russia and ended up getting conscripted, went to the front line, and a little bit of a kid.

00:10:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:35.000 He just got killed.

00:10:36.000 Is that I heard that, but I don't know.

00:10:38.000 That was a fast turnaround.

00:10:39.000 That's what I heard.

00:10:40.000 I heard drone strike, yeah.

00:10:41.000 Canadian guy?

00:10:42.000 He's a Canadian guy serving in gas.

00:10:44.000 Live by the sword, man.

00:10:46.000 And you know, the sword is only across the street.

00:10:48.000 It seems like it's in Russia and it's so far away, but like nuclear weapons, intercontinental ballistic weaponry, satellite weaponry that we don't even know.

00:10:55.000 Like they are our neighbors.

00:10:57.000 So we should, and Alaska and Russia are like, what, 800 miles apart or something?

00:11:01.000 I don't know.

00:11:02.000 The base is like 50 less than that.

00:11:05.000 And Sarah Palin could see it from her window.

00:11:07.000 Yeah.

00:11:08.000 Figurative, almost literally.

00:11:11.000 It just seems like the red, white, and blue, man.

00:11:13.000 Their flag, it's not a coincidence that it's red, white, and blue.

00:11:16.000 They were, after the fall of the Soviet Union, they became seemingly a very strong ally to support and uphold republicanism.

00:11:22.000 I mean, it's a federation.

00:11:24.000 It's not a republic, but they're not communist.

00:11:27.000 And the Chinese Communist Party is economically threatening to take over the globe by purchasing land.

00:11:32.000 So unless the U.S. and Russia are tight, I see AI and the Chinese takeover inevitable.

00:11:39.000 So we have to be tight with Russia.

00:11:40.000 We've got to be allies with Russia.

00:11:42.000 And the people are the people, you know?

00:11:44.000 If you talk to them, they're the same Russians.

00:11:46.000 I think everyone's lying and everything's fake.

00:11:49.000 Come with you.

00:11:50.000 Yeah.

00:11:51.000 Yeah.

00:11:52.000 Smoke.

00:11:53.000 Yeah.

00:11:54.000 Like this thing's been going on for years.

00:11:56.000 We have no idea what's happening at this point.

00:11:58.000 Trump wasn't able to negotiate a peace deal, but it's not just that.

00:12:00.000 Like you're talking about the negotiations of trade, all the stuff we need to be allies with.

00:12:04.000 And it's like we're hearing now on the liberals are saying that the federal government is no longer tracking inflation data the way they used to.

00:12:12.000 They switched it up in May so that Trump can effectively make whatever numbers he wants so it looks good.

00:12:18.000 On the right, they're saying, no, that's not correct.

00:12:20.000 The numbers are just good.

00:12:20.000 And I'm sitting here being like, I don't know, man.

00:12:25.000 It's all fake, I guess.

00:12:26.000 Age of deep think.

00:12:28.000 They do want to demoralize, but it's a tactic to demoralize your others by getting them so confused that they give up.

00:12:35.000 That is a tactic.

00:12:36.000 So I feel that too.

00:12:37.000 I feel like, I don't even know what's real, so why even care?

00:12:40.000 But it feels like I'm being opted by booking.

00:12:44.000 Well, I think that's specifically Trump's strategy is to flood the zone.

00:12:46.000 It's flooded with information.

00:12:48.000 If you keep changing deadlines, changing this, that, and the other.

00:12:52.000 You think Trump is doing that?

00:12:53.000 Yeah, I think that's part of his, I think that's part of his strategy is it allows the administration to have a lot more breathing room because some of the stuff they're pulling off right now Would have been completely impossible 10 years ago.

00:13:02.000 And I think part of that is because the media and the left are so demoralized and no one can keep up with what he's doing because it changes each day.

00:13:08.000 It's actually a strategy.

00:13:09.000 That was the Pam Bondi Epstein strategy.

00:13:11.000 Just say a bunch of random crap and then cross your finger.

00:13:14.000 That one's a little different story.

00:13:16.000 But as far as negotiations go, I mean, I think that tracks, certainly with Russia.

00:13:20.000 It's better to apologize than ask for permission.

00:13:24.000 I think that's the strategy.

00:13:26.000 I hate that so much.

00:13:27.000 I do too, but it's functional on a mammalian level.

00:13:31.000 I think mammals are more attuned to you just, you know, taking what you need and then apologizing later as opposed to, oh, can I?

00:13:37.000 Can I?

00:13:37.000 No, you're not going to be part of the gene pool.

00:13:39.000 You're asking too many questions.

00:13:41.000 Bro, that's a really, really weird way.

00:13:44.000 It's deep mammalian behavior.

00:13:46.000 Okay, so when you say you're not going to be part of the gene pool, can you take, can you now explain the logical conclusion of what you mean?

00:13:51.000 People that wait to be to eat last, and they're like, they ask, can I have some of the meat from our kill?

00:13:56.000 Can I?

00:13:57.000 I'm waiting my turn.

00:13:58.000 I understand because they didn't get fed.

00:14:00.000 When you then say you won't be part of the gene pool, it implies something else.

00:14:03.000 Saying that to the person that is just asking and refuses to just take it and apologize later.

00:14:09.000 If you're always the person that asks, you might end up being, your genes may just not procreate because you're waiting to get fed.

00:14:15.000 You're always asking.

00:14:16.000 So there's a time and a place when you've got to seize the opportunity if it hurts people or things.

00:14:21.000 You're actually right because, you know, dogs will take food without asking and they'll apologize later.

00:14:25.000 And there's millions of them.

00:14:26.000 Right.

00:14:27.000 Very good point.

00:14:28.000 I'm not saying as a human, we should be doing this, but I think it's a mammalian trait.

00:14:32.000 I did it the other day.

00:14:33.000 My friend owns a horse.

00:14:35.000 She's a rich person.

00:14:36.000 She got a rich horse.

00:14:37.000 And now I see the horse all the time.

00:14:39.000 So it's our horse.

00:14:40.000 And she was like, when you ride him, I want to be there the first time you ride him.

00:14:45.000 And she hasn't been around lately.

00:14:47.000 So I just rode him.

00:14:48.000 And then I filmed it.

00:14:50.000 And I was like, hey, I rode your horse.

00:14:54.000 And I feel like if I had said, I'm going to ride your horse today.

00:14:57.000 She would have said, wait till I get there.

00:14:59.000 And she wasn't going to get there.

00:15:00.000 She was busy.

00:15:01.000 And I was like, I rode him and I'm alive.

00:15:04.000 And she was like, well, then if you're alive and it's okay, then everything's okay.

00:15:07.000 And I was like, that worked.

00:15:08.000 There you go.

00:15:09.000 So there you go.

00:15:09.000 See?

00:15:10.000 But you know, what I was told is, Ian, it's always ask because you might not have to buy her dinner.

00:15:16.000 That's a good point.

00:15:17.000 You might get driven.

00:15:18.000 You know, you never know.

00:15:19.000 You might not have to drive.

00:15:20.000 Serge is laughing, but I don't know if Ian understands.

00:15:23.000 I don't know.

00:15:24.000 I'm with it.

00:15:24.000 Always ask.

00:15:25.000 I think I grew up asking for permission living inside the lines, but there's a time and a place when you got to make noise and be the one that stands up in the crowd unexpectedly and not wait to be called on.

00:15:34.000 Depends on how hungry you are.

00:15:36.000 Yeah.

00:15:37.000 You know what's actually funny?

00:15:39.000 I actually just told this story the other day about when I was when I was flying to Ukraine, we had to stop in Moscow.

00:15:44.000 This is this is 10 years ago.

00:15:46.000 So I'm in London and Vice sends us to Kiev.

00:15:50.000 It's a connecting flight that lands in Moscow and flies to Kiev.

00:15:54.000 In the UK, when you're getting on a plane, they're like, no, calling group one.

00:15:59.000 And you like, you get up and you go in line and you're in group one.

00:16:01.000 Like, no, calling group two.

00:16:03.000 And everyone's orderly.

00:16:04.000 In Moscow, they say in Russian or whatever, not calling group one.

00:16:08.000 Every single person stood up and rushed the gate and they were shoving each other out of the way and just wiggling their tickets in the air.

00:16:15.000 And then I was like standing there shocked, like, what is going on?

00:16:18.000 It's weird.

00:16:19.000 And so I said, went in Rome and I shoved my way through and then just gave them my ticket, went on as everybody.

00:16:25.000 And then I realized something with the Soviet Union and communism.

00:16:29.000 If you lived in a system like the Soviet Union that was starving, if you were the kind of person that got in line and waited, there was no food left by the time you got to the front.

00:16:38.000 But if you're the person that shoved everybody out of the way and ran up and grabbed the food and ran, you survived.

00:16:43.000 It's the same in China.

00:16:44.000 I was going to say I would expect that from the Chinese, but not the I noticed that line enough for planes.

00:16:49.000 If these person keeps bumping into my back when I'm in the line, I know it's not disrespect.

00:16:54.000 It's just where they come from.

00:16:56.000 They're like, yeah, I'm trying to get as close as I can, like deal with it.

00:17:00.000 Still not cool.

00:17:01.000 I wonder if that board's faster.

00:17:03.000 Just free because I was watching this video.

00:17:05.000 It was a video that went viral a while ago about how boarding airplanes is fake.

00:17:09.000 Oh, right.

00:17:10.000 They do it because it makes people feel good.

00:17:11.000 For real, like, you can pay to board first.

00:17:14.000 And so people do.

00:17:16.000 And they were saying that boarding at randomly is faster than the way we do it.

00:17:22.000 But people get angry because they think like, I have, you know, status and I pay extra.

00:17:28.000 Or they want to board with their family and they don't want to.

00:17:31.000 So the most efficient way to board is windows first, then aisles.

00:17:34.000 I'm sorry, then middle seats, then aisles.

00:17:36.000 But instead, they're just like, nah, we're going to keep it this way.

00:17:38.000 And it sucks and doesn't work.

00:17:40.000 It makes more sense to board the back of the plane first, but the people that pay the money want to sit up front.

00:17:45.000 Both.

00:17:45.000 Windows first.

00:17:46.000 Windows in the back, and then you'd slowly come to the front of the plane.

00:17:49.000 Right.

00:17:50.000 Then the middles, then the aisles.

00:17:51.000 All the luggage is open near the front.

00:17:52.000 And then people get mad because they're like, I got here an hour early and I want to put the bag up.

00:17:57.000 I don't think people know how to get on and off a plane anymore.

00:18:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:00.000 That's what I've noticed.

00:18:02.000 Doesn't matter what you say.

00:18:03.000 It's just like, I know people can't get off a plane.

00:18:06.000 That's the one I noticed the most.

00:18:08.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:08.000 Not when you're on fire.

00:18:09.000 Just get, just go.

00:18:11.000 And it's some, they have their bags back here or they're waiting for this or they're trying to do two bags or somebody in front of me is trying to sneak in front of me and the other person wants to wait.

00:18:19.000 And I'm like, what is with all you people?

00:18:21.000 Like, it's the same as when I see it in traffic.

00:18:24.000 Like people line up in the big line.

00:18:26.000 I'm like, there's a line right there with no one's in it, but nobody goes over there.

00:18:29.000 It's just dumb.

00:18:30.000 Most people are dumb.

00:18:31.000 I think slowing down and lines and order actually gets you there faster because of the risk of traffic jams, which can clog up the entryway.

00:18:37.000 It's why you got to back off and let everyone off the train first before you board the train in New York.

00:18:41.000 It's etiquette.

00:18:41.000 It's like, get out of the way, let everyone off.

00:18:44.000 And I think that's probably why societies that grab and take are usually fail.

00:18:50.000 Also, people think that skateboards is not luggage.

00:18:54.000 You ever get that?

00:18:55.000 So I take my skateboard on the plane and people, I put it in in the overhead and someone goes, this happens a lot.

00:19:02.000 Whose skateboard is this?

00:19:03.000 And I go, mine.

00:19:05.000 And they go, well, you need to move it.

00:19:07.000 I'm like, no, I don't.

00:19:09.000 And they're like, what do you mean you don't?

00:19:11.000 I'm like, this is, it's my bag.

00:19:13.000 It was in there first.

00:19:14.000 If your bag was in there, I wouldn't go, whose bag is this?

00:19:17.000 You need to move it.

00:19:18.000 Just because mine's got wheels on it, yours has usually got wheels on it too.

00:19:21.000 I'm not moving it.

00:19:22.000 But there is a weird thing where I'm a child.

00:19:26.000 I have a child's toy and I do not deserve equal respect as another person because it's a skateboard, not luggage.

00:19:34.000 They try this with guitars too.

00:19:36.000 Did you move it?

00:19:36.000 Everybody's a man.

00:19:37.000 No, never.

00:19:38.000 I get in trouble because I look like an asshole as well.

00:19:41.000 So it's like, look, we're not trying to start trouble, sir.

00:19:44.000 And I'm like, I'm not starting trouble.

00:19:46.000 I'm just telling you that that's staying right there.

00:19:48.000 It was there first.

00:19:49.000 Is it your checked luggage?

00:19:50.000 Is that it?

00:19:51.000 Oh, okay.

00:19:51.000 Yeah, there's a weird thing where people treat skateboarders differently than normal people.

00:19:58.000 We are an oppressed minority.

00:19:59.000 Yeah, I believe.

00:20:00.000 Yeah.

00:20:00.000 I stand with you guys.

00:20:01.000 I stand.

00:20:02.000 Yeah, I get profiled, man.

00:20:03.000 Tony Hawk is his fault too, because he skateboards in the airport.

00:20:09.000 And I do too, because I see him do it.

00:20:11.000 But the difference is, I've realized this from trial and error.

00:20:15.000 When Tony Hawk skateboards in the airport, everyone goes, whoa, it's Tony Hawk.

00:20:18.000 When I skateboarded the airport, people don't go, whoa, cool.

00:20:22.000 It's Tony Hawk.

00:20:23.000 They go, who is this asshole?

00:20:25.000 And who does he think he is?

00:20:27.000 And then people get mad at him.

00:20:28.000 It's coming right out.

00:20:28.000 You know what's funny?

00:20:29.000 Like, do you think Tony Hawk understands his privilege?

00:20:32.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:32.000 No, because we've talked about it when we used to have the podcast together.

00:20:35.000 I had a security guy go to me, hey, you can't skate in here.

00:20:39.000 And I was holding it.

00:20:41.000 And I was like, I'm holding it.

00:20:43.000 And he was yelling at me.

00:20:45.000 And I was like, but I'm holding it.

00:20:46.000 And he's like, well, you can't skateboard in here.

00:20:48.000 And I'm like, agreed.

00:20:50.000 But as you can see, sir, I am holding it.

00:20:52.000 And he was like, it's people like Tony Hawk.

00:20:55.000 And he mentioned it by name.

00:20:57.000 The first thing I did when I got home was go, dude, you are making my life hell.

00:21:01.000 People are pointing me out now because you are posting videos of you skateboarding in airports.

00:21:07.000 You ever watch 30 Rock?

00:21:08.000 Do you know that John Hamm bit they had where he was in the bubble?

00:21:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:21:12.000 So in 30 Rock, John Hamm's character is so attractive.

00:21:16.000 He's like mentally retarded, but everyone keeps talking about how great he is, how smart he is.

00:21:22.000 He thinks he speaks French, but he doesn't because they just find him so attractive.

00:21:27.000 There are people like that that walk through this world getting away with things like Tony does.

00:21:34.000 But he also does have stories where he gets treated like me because not everybody knows Tony Hawk.

00:21:39.000 A lot of people do, a lot more than us.

00:21:41.000 But every now and then he has been told you cannot bring that on the plane.

00:21:45.000 Because some people will make up their own rules on a plane.

00:21:48.000 Like the flight attendant goes, you cannot bring that on the plane.

00:21:51.000 And he'll go, how's that possible?

00:21:54.000 I checked in my bags and the person said, you're bringing the skateboard on the plane.

00:21:59.000 Sounds good.

00:22:00.000 But now you're trying to check.

00:22:01.000 Because some people pretend that, well, they think that they're their own security or they can call the shots.

00:22:06.000 And now instead of having, you don't want to have an argument.

00:22:09.000 Tony will not argue with the lady if you can't bring it.

00:22:12.000 But he's been checked before and called out for having a skateboard.

00:22:16.000 You know what I do when I'm boarding a plane and they say, like, hey, we're full, you can't bring your bags on.

00:22:21.000 I just go, oh, sorry about that.

00:22:22.000 I walk to the back of the line and then I hold the bag slightly at an angle to where the person at the gate no longer can see it.

00:22:29.000 And then I walk up and scam by taking notes and anything and I walk out with it.

00:22:31.000 Dude, they'll be like, you can't have two carry-ons.

00:22:33.000 You can't have your backpack and your fanny pack.

00:22:35.000 You have to put the fanny pack in the backpack when you walk through the aisle and then you can take it out.

00:22:40.000 I've had that.

00:22:41.000 Well, they just make up rules.

00:22:42.000 Like you're going through TSA and then they yell at you.

00:22:44.000 You're like, I didn't realize those keep your shoes on, Day.

00:22:46.000 I'm sorry.

00:22:47.000 What's the deal with airplanes?

00:22:49.000 They're pretty cowards.

00:22:50.000 But wonderful technology.

00:22:51.000 Amazing.

00:22:51.000 Let's jump to this next story from TMZ.

00:22:54.000 American Eagle Sidney Sweeney's jeans ad is about jeans.

00:22:58.000 Speaking of jeans that Ian was just mentioning.

00:23:01.000 So they're actually trying to claim, they've issued a response saying Sidney Sweeney has great jeans, is and always was about her jeans.

00:23:08.000 Her jeans, her story.

00:23:10.000 We'll continue to celebrate how everyone wears their American Eagle jeans with confidence their way.

00:23:14.000 Great jeans look good on everyone.

00:23:17.000 Come on.

00:23:18.000 Jeans are passed on from parents to offspring.

00:23:21.000 Often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color.

00:23:28.000 My jeans are blue.

00:23:30.000 Sidney Sweeney has great genes.

00:23:32.000 Love it.

00:23:32.000 Love the semantics.

00:23:33.000 So I'm like, with this commercial from a week ago and this statement now, are they really trying to claim that they're not talking about her genetics?

00:23:41.000 I think they do them both, aren't they?

00:23:42.000 Yeah, I thought that's what they were doing.

00:23:44.000 I just don't get how it's racist.

00:23:47.000 Me neither.

00:23:48.000 Because I was on TikTok before I saw the actual ad and I saw a bunch of TikTokers flipping out on her for the ad.

00:23:55.000 And I was like, oh man, what has she done?

00:23:57.000 And now I'm trying to find the actual ad.

00:23:59.000 And I'm like, wait, maybe I'm not watching the actual ad yet because I'm not seeing it.

00:24:03.000 And then I and then I realize, no, you did.

00:24:06.000 You watched it.

00:24:07.000 You're just not getting that there's some racist.

00:24:11.000 It's just, she's saying she's hot.

00:24:14.000 She's got blue eyes and her genes are blue.

00:24:16.000 It doesn't mean anything about being a superior race or anything.

00:24:19.000 Well, the campaign, to be fair, the campaign was originally titled Eugenics, but I think they had to change that.

00:24:24.000 This is a bulging eyes thing again.

00:24:24.000 It's funny.

00:24:27.000 It's a serious condition.

00:24:28.000 And truthfully, Beyonce also has great genes.

00:24:31.000 I would argue.

00:24:31.000 That's with a G. I think she was genetically blessed as a human, but they didn't do a Beyonce ad.

00:24:36.000 I don't really care what color skin the person has when you're talking about who has good genetics as a human.

00:24:40.000 Yeah.

00:24:42.000 Yeah, I'm not like a bit basic for me anyway.

00:24:46.000 So what basically happens is they're clearly talking about her genetics.

00:24:50.000 She's literally saying genes are passed down.

00:24:53.000 And so for some reason, I guess these woke lefties were like, genetics means eugenics.

00:25:01.000 And it's like, nobody said you have to be white or anything like that.

00:25:04.000 They were just saying she has good genes and they're commenting on her boobs.

00:25:08.000 And then they got all mad about it.

00:25:09.000 And now it looks like American Eagles trying to claim it's just about her jeans or her pants.

00:25:15.000 I like that she said, and even eye color.

00:25:17.000 If it wasn't jeans determining eye color, what would it be?

00:25:19.000 It's literally the only thing that's closed.

00:25:20.000 Now, if they do a cloud with Hugo Boss, that might be a red flag.

00:25:23.000 There you go.

00:25:24.000 I bet when they were in the group was in there talking about how are we going to do this commercial, you know, putting it all together.

00:25:29.000 They probably discussed, should we say genes with a G or with, just spell it with genes?

00:25:32.000 It'll confuse people if we put the G in there.

00:25:34.000 Let's just imply it.

00:25:35.000 Do we leave the Kanye song on or what do we do?

00:25:37.000 Hallelujah.

00:25:38.000 I like that they're talking about genetics and sexuality and they're making her look sexy because we need genetic replication right now as a species.

00:25:44.000 So getting people horny is I'm fine with that.

00:25:47.000 So they just released this and I'll play this video.

00:25:52.000 Hi, I'm Sydney Sweeney and I'm from Spokane, Washington.

00:25:56.000 I can work as a local hire as well though.

00:25:59.000 And I'm available for the American Eagle jeans campaign shoot.

00:26:03.000 Profile on hands, please.

00:26:10.000 Is that it?

00:26:11.000 And those jeans suck.

00:26:12.000 Thanks.

00:26:12.000 They do.

00:26:14.000 Are those the actual genes?

00:26:15.000 What do you got against white people?

00:26:16.000 Yo, hey, those look like jinkos.

00:26:18.000 Those are a thing now.

00:26:19.000 Really?

00:26:20.000 Yeah, I'm like, she's younger, and I try to make her not wear those when I'm around her.

00:26:26.000 But it's a thing.

00:26:27.000 Too flowy.

00:26:28.000 It's a thing.

00:26:29.000 When you're hot, you wear bigger jeans now.

00:26:31.000 And I'm like, why are you doing that?

00:26:33.000 Oh.

00:26:34.000 It doesn't show the contour of the body.

00:26:36.000 I don't know why.

00:26:37.000 Look, each to their own.

00:26:39.000 We go through phases, but my chick is hot.

00:26:43.000 And I'm like, wear tight jeans.

00:26:45.000 I don't care if someone else is looking.

00:26:47.000 I'm looking.

00:26:48.000 And your baggy ones, it's just like, you look like you got pajamas on.

00:26:52.000 Does she have any say in how you dress?

00:26:55.000 She could, yeah, for sure.

00:26:57.000 Has she recommended that?

00:26:58.000 I think she's very stylish, so I don't really have to worry about that.

00:27:00.000 That's true, yeah.

00:27:00.000 But if she was like, what are those, you know, and I had like some Crocs on or something, which I would never do, but I would respect her for bringing that up.

00:27:09.000 The Crocs stay on.

00:27:10.000 They would, no, they don't.

00:27:11.000 They would never be on ever.

00:27:12.000 I will never wear those.

00:27:14.000 What are your shoes of choice?

00:27:16.000 Nikes or vans?

00:27:18.000 Vans to skate, Nikes to walk around in.

00:27:20.000 I'm about to get some hiking shoes tomorrow.

00:27:20.000 Okay.

00:27:22.000 Any that's no, don't do that.

00:27:24.000 Yeah, just don't do that.

00:27:24.000 Yeah, don't go to the bottom.

00:27:26.000 Why?

00:27:27.000 They're not comfortable.

00:27:28.000 No, they're not.

00:27:29.000 These are new talents.

00:27:31.000 I don't know why.

00:27:33.000 That's not hiking.

00:27:34.000 Ian, you're a Beetle boot guy.

00:27:35.000 You need some Beetle boots.

00:27:37.000 Boots?

00:27:37.000 Yeah.

00:27:38.000 I think you should go Crocs.

00:27:39.000 Just high top.

00:27:40.000 Circle back.

00:27:41.000 Crocs.

00:27:41.000 Just Crocs.

00:27:42.000 Something like Crocs.

00:27:43.000 You can go in the water.

00:27:44.000 Sports shoes don't work with your whole kid.

00:27:46.000 When you say don't do that, you mean don't do sports shoes with high tips.

00:27:48.000 No, I'm saying don't do crocs.

00:27:50.000 Oh, no, no, I don't want to do crocs.

00:27:51.000 Crocs are bad for the society.

00:27:53.000 I don't know anything about them.

00:27:55.000 They're not attractive.

00:27:56.000 If you start wearing them, it's like, look, if I was going to, if I was going to mug people, I would obviously not do that.

00:28:00.000 But if I was going to, I would, my person I would pick would be a person in Crocs.

00:28:04.000 Because when you wear Crocs, you wear socks, and I'll punch you out of your Crocs.

00:28:08.000 And then you'll have socks on and you can't punch back because you can't punch with socks on.

00:28:11.000 Socks in the Crocs.

00:28:13.000 You're better than that.

00:28:14.000 And you've got to be ready to protect your mom and your sister and your girlfriend.

00:28:18.000 So having Crocs on means you're not ready to defend anyone.

00:28:21.000 Oh, I'm the same way with neckties.

00:28:22.000 Put them in sports mode.

00:28:23.000 It's not about.

00:28:24.000 You cannot put them in sports.

00:28:27.000 Same sports mode.

00:28:29.000 It's not.

00:28:29.000 It's no.

00:28:30.000 Sports mode.

00:28:32.000 Somebody tried to tell me that because I have a joke about it.

00:28:34.000 And I was like, wait, sports mode?

00:28:35.000 And it's like, yeah, the little thing on the back, you flick it over.

00:28:35.000 What?

00:28:38.000 Now you're in there.

00:28:39.000 It's not really in there.

00:28:41.000 Oh, it's, oh, it's sportsy.

00:28:43.000 I'm like a Ferrari when I throw that thing back.

00:28:45.000 Men need to have calloused feet and hands so you can protect your family from anything.

00:28:50.000 You got to be ready.

00:28:51.000 You can pull kid out of the fire if he ever falls in.

00:28:53.000 Look, if society knows that all of us are ready, then they're less inclined to do bad stuff.

00:29:00.000 But if you're walking around or slouching around with your weird ass crocs and socks on, people are like, man, you know what?

00:29:06.000 I think I'm just going to mug somebody.

00:29:08.000 Andrew Huber was saying this exactly.

00:29:09.000 He's a neuroscientist.

00:29:10.000 He was saying, if you don't let your attention fall.

00:29:12.000 I'm basically in neuroscience.

00:29:13.000 Just so I'm a doctor.

00:29:14.000 He's saying if you let your attention fall into what's easy, that you become trained to become a prey animal.

00:29:19.000 Yes.

00:29:20.000 That's why I believe everybody should learn how to fight.

00:29:20.000 Yes.

00:29:23.000 Everybody should always stay fit.

00:29:24.000 Don't eat too much crap.

00:29:26.000 Like, you got to be ready at all times for the rest of your life.

00:29:28.000 It's disrespectful to the people that need defense in your life.

00:29:32.000 Like moms, girlfriends, daughters, people like that, kids.

00:29:36.000 Like, you can't rob me.

00:29:37.000 You can't rob my family.

00:29:39.000 You touch my family.

00:29:40.000 I got you.

00:29:40.000 You know, same as if I'm in a train.

00:29:42.000 When people get mugged and people pull their phone out and film it, not me.

00:29:45.000 I'm taking you out.

00:29:47.000 Do you hear that?

00:29:47.000 You hear that story about this was a couple years ago.

00:29:49.000 A woman was on a train in Philly and a guy started raping her on the train in front of people.

00:29:54.000 And people filmed it.

00:29:56.000 They just pulled their phones and stood there and watched it happen.

00:29:56.000 Yeah, that's all they did.

00:29:58.000 See, I've really analyzed this, and I get it because I've seen some videos lately where people are getting jumped on the street.

00:30:04.000 And I get it.

00:30:04.000 People are like, why didn't somebody jump in?

00:30:06.000 I'm like, you know, the person that jumps in is getting jumped.

00:30:10.000 And I don't blame a normal citizen for not jumping in.

00:30:14.000 They're like, I don't want to get knocked unconscious.

00:30:16.000 That's a legitimate gripe.

00:30:17.000 That's scary.

00:30:19.000 But if you do it enough, if we all do it enough, it will start to become normal.

00:30:24.000 And the bad people will be less inclined to do stuff like that because they know instead of pulling our phones out, like it's pretty obvious that's what we do these days.

00:30:32.000 If like five to six people jump in and start protecting that person, then society starts to catch on.

00:30:39.000 I've seen videos of that like in Spain or in France or something of just catch a crowd, just taking a dude out that was like violently beating a woman or something.

00:30:46.000 Then five guys jump him and it's like, feels good to see people protect their, I mean, I don't advocate for, I'm not like, yeah, let's go hurt people, but when someone comes, a human animal comes in, which humans are animals, and they start wreaking havoc in a society.

00:30:58.000 And then the society comes in and solves the problem by subduing the guy.

00:31:02.000 It feels good.

00:31:03.000 It's like, this is what we should be doing.

00:31:04.000 We should be protecting each other.

00:31:05.000 That's what we're supposed to do.

00:31:07.000 That's the thing that I don't, you know, I don't want to hurt anybody.

00:31:10.000 I'm not into that.

00:31:11.000 Like, I train, I fight my friends.

00:31:13.000 I don't fight random people.

00:31:15.000 I'm not interested in having a street fight with anybody ever.

00:31:18.000 But if you are bullying somebody or beating up on somebody, two people against one, I'm going to stop it.

00:31:26.000 You know, I'm just going to stop it because that's God made me for that.

00:31:31.000 You know, like I was built for this.

00:31:33.000 So if I don't do it, I'm disrespecting God.

00:31:36.000 That's how I see it.

00:31:37.000 Like, if you get, if you start picking on one person, it's five people, I'm jumping in, man.

00:31:41.000 And I'm not trying to hurt five people, but I am going to break it up.

00:31:44.000 And if I have to break it up by hurting somebody, then I will because I'm not going to let you get away with it.

00:31:48.000 I was thinking about how, and it's just one instance, the Chinese spy balloon that flew across North America and people just sat there and watched this like dazed poor animal otherwise.

00:31:57.000 Make a noise about it or something.

00:31:58.000 Not make a noise out of we talked about it.

00:32:00.000 I complained the whole lot.

00:32:01.000 Yeah, we talked about it as it floated over the United States snapping pictures or doing whatever.

00:32:05.000 Yeah, I watched Richie was screaming.

00:32:07.000 It was kind of, maybe it's not so related, but a society of people that have become prey because they watch their TV screen and wait to be told so much.

00:32:14.000 Did you know that wasps, I saw this, I don't know where, probably TikTok because I've got problems, but beehives, wasps will go to a beehive and one wasp will kill bees one by one, just grab him and sting him and kill him.

00:32:27.000 And bees figured out that if they swarm that wasp and group up on him, they overheat the wasp until it dies.

00:32:34.000 Yeah, they farmed.

00:32:35.000 And they don't have, they've got no crocs on.

00:32:37.000 You know what I mean?

00:32:38.000 Like they, they are, that is like a thing where they are protecting the hive.

00:32:43.000 And we, we're, we're, we, we're way smarter than bees.

00:32:46.000 Why don't we do that?

00:32:47.000 Like, why?

00:32:48.000 You kind of do with police.

00:32:49.000 Because the issue is.

00:32:50.000 The police don't get there in time.

00:32:52.000 And then, but the problem now is if the wasp comes in and you swarm, you'll get called racist on the internet.

00:32:58.000 You lose your job.

00:32:59.000 You'll get fired.

00:32:59.000 You'll get arrested.

00:33:01.000 I didn't say the wasp was black.

00:33:03.000 What do you do?

00:33:04.000 I didn't say the wasp was black either.

00:33:05.000 I said, you'll get called racist no matter what.

00:33:07.000 If our society is more life and death, like the bees and the wasps, I don't think people would complain.

00:33:10.000 It's luxury of like being protected.

00:33:14.000 I'm okay to be called a name if I'm saving somebody.

00:33:16.000 You know how they do it too?

00:33:17.000 They surround the wasp and then they vibrate, and the frequency they vibrate at causes.

00:33:20.000 It makes the hate.

00:33:22.000 It's pretty amazing, right?

00:33:23.000 Because I don't feel like they know they're doing that, but they do it.

00:33:27.000 They know that it kills it.

00:33:28.000 It's crazy that they figured that out.

00:33:30.000 Like, I watched a video on it.

00:33:31.000 I was like, and I'm pretty sure, like, first two guys that get in, they probably get hurt.

00:33:36.000 If they're committed to the family, you know?

00:33:39.000 That's what it means to be a man.

00:33:39.000 Yep.

00:33:42.000 Let's jump to this story.

00:33:43.000 This is a crazy story out of Fairfax.

00:33:46.000 This is ABC 7.

00:33:47.000 I don't know if you guys saw this one.

00:33:49.000 Suspect and child abduction caught on video at Virginia Mall involved in over 30 prior criminal cases.

00:33:55.000 They say scary moments unfolded inside of Virginia Mall when a man grabbed a toddler at a popular play area for children.

00:34:01.000 According to Fairfax County Police, Andre Caceres Yaldin even made it to the upper level of the Fair Oaks Mall before the child's parents stopped him.

00:34:11.000 Virginians for Safety president Sean Kennedy told Seven News he was stunned by how quickly the abduction happened.

00:34:16.000 It's striking that somebody could do this in broad daylight and no one would notice.

00:34:20.000 So they say Seven News dug into the suspect's lengthy criminal record detailing more than 30 criminal cases in Fairfax County, including a felony charge just weeks before the abduction for allegedly not stopping at the scene of a car accident.

00:34:31.000 He's also been charged with assault and battery of a family member and malicious wounding.

00:34:36.000 But records show Fairfax County Commonwealth Attorney Steve Descano declined prosecuting those two cases.

00:34:42.000 This is crazy, man.

00:34:43.000 I actually, this kind of relates to what you were saying earlier, this story.

00:34:47.000 I did almost see a child abduction.

00:34:49.000 I was in Spain of all places and somebody calls out of the playground like, hey, that guy's trying to take my kid, whatever.

00:34:56.000 Then they're yelling like, peda dust, which means pedophile in Spanish, I guess.

00:34:59.000 And I was like, holy shit.

00:35:00.000 And everybody kind of was going after the guy, and he pulls out a knife.

00:35:04.000 So then it becomes a standoff.

00:35:05.000 But like you were saying, we actually did stuff.

00:35:07.000 Like, I wasn't even communicating with these guys verbally, but we all just had to look like, all right, surround him.

00:35:12.000 You know, he's pointing the knife at each of us kind of thing.

00:35:14.000 Like, who's he going to choose?

00:35:15.000 Cops did get there quick, and it was a great takedown.

00:35:18.000 The dude would tackle him as he took the knife out.

00:35:20.000 But the weird twist of this story is the guy had Down syndrome.

00:35:24.000 So they just called his parents.

00:35:26.000 His dad came, picked him up and took him home.

00:35:28.000 Yeah, mental.

00:35:29.000 So this is a crazy story.

00:35:30.000 I guess what happened was the father had the kids in the play area and he didn't realize one of the girls had run off outside of the play area.

00:35:39.000 And this dude walked up and just grabbed the kid and went right into the shop, into the department store.

00:35:44.000 But the mom was in the department store and saw him and then confronted him and he released the kid to her.

00:35:50.000 And dad's in trouble.

00:35:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:35:52.000 He must be very embarrassed.

00:35:54.000 This is like a one job.

00:35:56.000 Like mom saw it from the department store and dad didn't and he was watching the kids.

00:36:01.000 That is a bad look.

00:36:02.000 I bet he was on his phone.

00:36:03.000 Also, dad shouldn't.

00:36:04.000 Parents shouldn't have to worry about a world where there's a guy with 30 priors walking around.

00:36:07.000 I know, but you're talking about mental stability in the world.

00:36:11.000 You got to be ready for.

00:36:12.000 I know there's evil people out there and we should stop them, but there's also, you know, life's tough, man.

00:36:17.000 Sometimes people pop and they're not like all there.

00:36:20.000 Or, you know, if you're mentally like, you know, you're a crazy person, but you're, you're, you're, you're, you have a guardian and the guardian lost where you were for a second and you pick up a kid.

00:36:31.000 Like things can happen.

00:36:33.000 And you should, if you've got a kid, look, dude, I'm a dad.

00:36:35.000 Like, if I'm watching a kid in the playground, you ain't getting out, dude.

00:36:38.000 Yeah.

00:36:38.000 Like, I'm watching you.

00:36:40.000 It's your baby.

00:36:40.000 Yeah.

00:36:40.000 Like, that's it.

00:36:42.000 Yep.

00:36:42.000 Yeah, it's crazy to me.

00:36:44.000 And I know what happens to some people.

00:36:46.000 It's brutal, but like, how do you leave your kid in a car?

00:36:48.000 Oh, that's ridiculous.

00:36:49.000 Yeah.

00:36:50.000 I don't.

00:36:51.000 Well, if you're going to the strip club and unless it's intentional and they're just claiming it's not.

00:36:56.000 It's always a bar or strip club or something as well.

00:36:58.000 I would ask to be left in the car.

00:36:59.000 My mom would take me shopping.

00:37:00.000 I didn't want to go walk around Joanne Fabrics for an hour and touch fabrics.

00:37:04.000 So I would be like, can I stay in the car and play on my watch?

00:37:06.000 I had a watch video game.

00:37:09.000 It's on and the car's off.

00:37:11.000 It's locked.

00:37:11.000 Windows were cracked.

00:37:12.000 There were a handhold roller so I could roll them up and down if I needed.

00:37:16.000 Yeah, but how old were you?

00:37:17.000 45 minutes.

00:37:18.000 Between the age of 11 and 13 or something.

00:37:21.000 About babies.

00:37:21.000 10 to 13.

00:37:22.000 Okay.

00:37:23.000 There are all these stories where people forget their babies in the back seat and the baby dies.

00:37:27.000 Forget your on, dude.

00:37:29.000 That's crazy.

00:37:30.000 You shouldn't be a parent.

00:37:31.000 It's a crime called.

00:37:33.000 It was unfortunate.

00:37:34.000 There's a dog.

00:37:34.000 I don't care.

00:37:35.000 Dog, cat, like, baby.

00:37:37.000 You don't leave them in the car.

00:37:40.000 You don't forget.

00:37:41.000 It's your family.

00:37:42.000 What are we doing here?

00:37:44.000 A lot of stories.

00:37:45.000 People snap and kill their kids, and then they come up with some abstract medical situation.

00:37:49.000 And it's like, okay.

00:37:50.000 There was one story I saw where a cop left his dog in his SUV.

00:37:56.000 He pulled him in front of his house, went inside, and then 45 minutes later, he realized the dog was in it.

00:38:00.000 The dog was dead.

00:38:01.000 Cops love killing dogs, though.

00:38:04.000 They do.

00:38:05.000 Tell me I'm wrong.

00:38:06.000 Well, that'll be for tomorrow's debate on the culture war.

00:38:09.000 We've got Michael Malice and Richard High, angry cops.

00:38:12.000 That'll be my claim.

00:38:13.000 I'll say, you know, like Michael Malice's, no, cops are bad, and Richard High's cops are good.

00:38:18.000 And I'm going to be like, my argument is just that cops like killing dogs.

00:38:21.000 They certainly do.

00:38:22.000 The amount I've seen.

00:38:23.000 They're so trigger happy.

00:38:24.000 FO quarterbacks, Michael Vick, they like doing it too.

00:38:27.000 You know, I got to be honest.

00:38:28.000 I'm joking.

00:38:29.000 I don't actually think cops like killing dogs, but I have seen some videos where I really question if the cops just wanted to kill a dog.

00:38:33.000 Yeah.

00:38:34.000 Straight up.

00:38:34.000 For real.

00:38:35.000 One of them was a Chihuahua.

00:38:37.000 I've never seen that one.

00:38:38.000 That one might be justified, to be fair.

00:38:39.000 Yeah, fair.

00:38:40.000 Okay.

00:38:40.000 A guy shot a Chihuahua?

00:38:42.000 Yeah.

00:38:42.000 Where?

00:38:43.000 Crazy.

00:38:43.000 When?

00:38:44.000 What happened?

00:38:44.000 He was like, well, he was actually, at first, was either Chihuahua or what are those miniature poodles?

00:38:48.000 What are they called?

00:38:49.000 Miniature poodle.

00:38:49.000 Yeah.

00:38:50.000 Miniature children.

00:38:51.000 Toy poodle.

00:38:51.000 Yeah, the annoying ones.

00:38:52.000 But no, he was actually really working towards a positive, like bringing it back to the home.

00:38:58.000 And then he just got bored and shot it.

00:39:00.000 What?

00:39:01.000 This is a real thing.

00:39:02.000 Are you kidding?

00:39:02.000 No, it's a real thing.

00:39:04.000 I just shot a toy poodle?

00:39:04.000 Was it in a newspaper?

00:39:06.000 Because he was bored?

00:39:06.000 Yeah.

00:39:07.000 Well, it seemed that way.

00:39:08.000 And he comes back and he goes, I had to dispatch it.

00:39:11.000 Like, dispatch?

00:39:12.000 I don't know.

00:39:13.000 No, I got to be honest.

00:39:14.000 I just Google searched.

00:39:15.000 Cop shoots toy poodle in like nothing.

00:39:17.000 78,000.

00:39:19.000 Oh, 78,000?

00:39:20.000 Okay, there you go.

00:39:20.000 It's like open season on these little dudes.

00:39:22.000 I mean, I've never trained as a cop.

00:39:23.000 I imagine they're told if a dog aggresses on you, you have the right to kill it.

00:39:27.000 If you're cop shoots small, blind dogs.

00:39:29.000 Yeah, it was blind, too.

00:39:30.000 How about that?

00:39:31.000 Oh, even more reason to take it out.

00:39:35.000 Here we go.

00:39:36.000 In Missouri, copyright shot a small blind dog.

00:39:41.000 I think he's putting it out of his misery.

00:39:42.000 I mean, look at that.

00:39:43.000 There's video, too.

00:39:45.000 Was this one you were talking about?

00:39:46.000 Yeah, it looks like him.

00:39:47.000 I recognize him.

00:39:48.000 Teddy was blind and deaf.

00:39:51.000 Right, so he couldn't hear and he couldn't see.

00:39:53.000 Is that the killer?

00:39:54.000 Shot him because he thought he was coming at him.

00:39:56.000 Yeah, that's what it must have been.

00:39:59.000 Look at that dog.

00:40:00.000 Yeah.

00:40:00.000 If it's coming at you, should you worry?

00:40:04.000 If you worry, you shouldn't be a cop.

00:40:06.000 Yeah.

00:40:07.000 Look at this.

00:40:08.000 You can't handle that.

00:40:09.000 If you can't handle that guy hand to hand, you should not be.

00:40:12.000 What's his name?

00:40:12.000 Teddy?

00:40:13.000 To be fair, Teddy was 13 pounds.

00:40:16.000 Okay.

00:40:16.000 No.

00:40:18.000 Oh, all 13 pounds.

00:40:19.000 Wow.

00:40:20.000 And he might have gone feral.

00:40:21.000 You know, some dogs when they're breaking, when they're breaking, when they're breaking down in their legs.

00:40:25.000 Look at him.

00:40:26.000 Feral shit.

00:40:26.000 Look at him.

00:40:27.000 Super aggro.

00:40:28.000 He went fattest thing ever, dude.

00:40:30.000 There's a video of it.

00:40:32.000 It's so funny.

00:40:32.000 When dogs are suffering at the end of their life, sometimes they're not.

00:40:35.000 He has a slick sweater on.

00:40:36.000 He can't go feral.

00:40:37.000 Yeah.

00:40:38.000 He does like a bad thing.

00:40:38.000 Oh, dude, that poor dog.

00:40:40.000 I know.

00:40:40.000 Who called the cops on him?

00:40:42.000 I don't pull a gun.

00:40:42.000 He pulled a gun.

00:40:43.000 You know, it wasn't his fault.

00:40:45.000 Eddie?

00:40:45.000 Yeah.

00:40:46.000 No, I think they called him because he should have complied.

00:40:48.000 I don't know.

00:40:49.000 How did the dog even bark at the cop without hearing or seeing him?

00:40:52.000 Oh, they can sense someone.

00:40:54.000 Oh, the smell, though.

00:40:55.000 He smelled something.

00:40:56.000 Just a dog, dude.

00:40:59.000 Did he run at his legs and bite his legs or something?

00:41:01.000 I think there's video of it.

00:41:02.000 There's video, really?

00:41:03.000 I think the family might have thought it was like a fireman situation, like, come and get my lost dog.

00:41:07.000 It might have been like that.

00:41:09.000 It's a five-year-old she to sue.

00:41:12.000 Oh, yeah, she's a good one.

00:41:12.000 You have to do that because of the algorithm.

00:41:13.000 We can't say, you know what I mean?

00:41:15.000 Who was blind and deaf?

00:41:17.000 A neighbor found Teddy, gave him water, and put him, put out a notice on Facebook seeing the dog's owner.

00:41:23.000 After an hour, according to a lawsuit, she called police for help.

00:41:26.000 An officer named Myron Woodson pulled up in his car, pulled on a pair of rubber gloves, and ambled through the line of trees onto a wide lawn where the little dog was nosing about in the sunshine.

00:41:37.000 He carried a dog snare, but he struggled to secure it.

00:41:41.000 There you go.

00:41:41.000 He can be heard saying, I'm not going to let you bite me.

00:41:44.000 He adds a moment later as the dog potters about at his feet, panting and wagging its tail.

00:41:49.000 Trying to help you, baby, he says.

00:41:52.000 Oh my God.

00:41:53.000 The dog continues to amble about.

00:41:55.000 It gets caught for a moment in a vine hanging from a tree.

00:41:57.000 Woodson paces after it, shifting the pole to his other hand.

00:42:00.000 There is a click and then a loud report of a gunshot.

00:42:03.000 Five seconds later, he fires again.

00:42:05.000 Had to dispatch it, he says.

00:42:07.000 Oh my God.

00:42:08.000 Wait, more than one shot.

00:42:10.000 Yes.

00:42:11.000 Dude, yo, what?

00:42:13.000 You wounded it?

00:42:14.000 And then he said, had to dispatch it.

00:42:17.000 I feel vindicated here.

00:42:18.000 They do want to kill him.

00:42:19.000 So you call animal control is what should have happened.

00:42:21.000 Oh, man.

00:42:23.000 Jeez, you got to have training, dude.

00:42:25.000 Oh, Teddy.

00:42:26.000 A little over an hour later, a tearful hunter found Woodson outside Sturgeon City Hall, a windowless metallic building.

00:42:32.000 Looks rather like a shed.

00:42:34.000 I want to talk to the officer who shot my dog.

00:42:35.000 He says in a video of the encounter, she's a 13-pound sheet, a tassoo.

00:42:39.000 There was no need to use lethal force.

00:42:42.000 There are many other tactics.

00:42:43.000 Oh, you want to talk, talk, or you want me to tell you how to do the job?

00:42:47.000 Woodson replies, you already did the job.

00:42:50.000 There is no talking.

00:42:51.000 The officer says he could not have known the dog was blind or deaf.

00:42:54.000 I don't enjoy shooting dogs.

00:42:55.000 I'm not happy to shoot a dog.

00:42:56.000 I got dogs myself.

00:42:58.000 He said the dog might have been injured for all he knew.

00:43:00.000 How was I supposed to know the dog was blind and just confused?

00:43:03.000 What that got to do is shooting it.

00:43:07.000 Pick it up.

00:43:08.000 It's a poodle.

00:43:09.000 How did we end up on this story?

00:43:10.000 We're talking about a child abductor or something.

00:43:11.000 Oh, Richie or something.

00:43:12.000 Richie elucidated us to how much cops love going after dogs.

00:43:17.000 Well, because look, I want to say it again.

00:43:18.000 Look, I Google searched.

00:43:19.000 Cop shot a toy poodle, like Richie mentioned.

00:43:23.000 And there's just a bunch of different stories about cops shooting dogs.

00:43:26.000 There's Salt Lake City.

00:43:26.000 Oh my gosh.

00:43:29.000 There's what do we got here?

00:43:31.000 Her dog Sinatra.

00:43:33.000 This shouldn't have happened.

00:43:34.000 Seattle.

00:43:35.000 There's going to be people watching the show that's happened to.

00:43:38.000 I don't want to make it.

00:43:38.000 I know.

00:43:39.000 Is there a scientific study on it?

00:43:40.000 Look, look at this.

00:43:41.000 University of New Hampshire, more than just collateral damage, pet shootings by police.

00:43:46.000 You know, I'm starting to think the activists got it wrong with BLM.

00:43:49.000 It's dog lives, man.

00:43:50.000 Yeah.

00:43:51.000 Those cops are going around killing unarmed dogs.

00:43:53.000 The term pet, though, that's interesting because is it domesticated?

00:43:56.000 Did you train it properly?

00:43:57.000 Because an untrained, like, big dog is so dangerous.

00:44:01.000 Oh, yeah.

00:44:02.000 You got to dispatch, though.

00:44:03.000 I'm not talking about the baby eaters.

00:44:04.000 Yeah.

00:44:05.000 Like, that's a whole different thing.

00:44:06.000 Like a German shepherd.

00:44:07.000 Then they say the pit bull.

00:44:08.000 What are you guys thoughts on pit bulls in general?

00:44:09.000 Do you think that the Germans?

00:44:10.000 I've known really sweet ones and I've known nightmares.

00:44:12.000 Bannom.

00:44:13.000 You think so?

00:44:14.000 Ban them.

00:44:14.000 Why?

00:44:15.000 Yeah, because it's like they commit, what, 60%, 70% of fatal dog attacks, and they're 3%, 4% of the dog population.

00:44:15.000 And the breeding?

00:44:22.000 They're bred to kill.

00:44:24.000 You don't have to ban it, but having them be like selective breeding.

00:44:24.000 Okay, maybe not.

00:44:26.000 Like, you need to have like some permit or something.

00:44:28.000 I'm ambivalent, man.

00:44:29.000 You know, there's a big pit bull community that's going to come after you now.

00:44:32.000 That's fine because they can't argue with data.

00:44:33.000 They have like vibes.

00:44:34.000 Oh, they have data.

00:44:35.000 Dude, I had a friend on my podcast, a girl.

00:44:39.000 She was a model, and she was staying at her auntie's house who had a pit bull, and she knew the pit bull.

00:44:46.000 And she was in the kitchen grabbing a plate or something.

00:44:48.000 And she turned around, and the dog jumped up at the same time, bit her front lip off.

00:44:53.000 Whoa.

00:44:53.000 And she had to get like the dog took the lip.

00:44:58.000 She got a skin graft thing, so she has like this weird top lip thing.

00:45:01.000 Oh, did she skate?

00:45:02.000 Yeah.

00:45:03.000 Yeah, I've seen her on Instagram.

00:45:04.000 Oh, that's a really cool chick.

00:45:05.000 And she's really, she's very pretty.

00:45:08.000 And she's got a very noticeable top lip now from this incident.

00:45:13.000 And when she came on my show and talked about it, she talked about what kind of dog it was.

00:45:17.000 And people attacked me for attacking pit bulls.

00:45:21.000 And I was like, we didn't attack a pit bull.

00:45:24.000 We were just telling the story.

00:45:25.000 And the lady, the girl never said anything bad about pit bulls, but pit bull owners attacked Both of us for telling the story.

00:45:32.000 And I was like, I don't see, like, I think you're a little over the top on this one.

00:45:37.000 Also, my friend's top list is.

00:45:38.000 What's her name?

00:45:39.000 Oh, man.

00:45:40.000 Is it Brooke?

00:45:42.000 Yeah.

00:45:42.000 I just Googled the story.

00:45:45.000 She's still a model.

00:45:46.000 Like, she still does stuff.

00:45:47.000 She did, like, skate.

00:45:48.000 She did, like, skateboarding.

00:45:49.000 She rips at skating, too.

00:45:51.000 Here's the thing.

00:45:52.000 She's just super happy, like, a good-spirited person.

00:45:55.000 And to go through such a traumatic bastard dog.

00:45:59.000 This is the story from CBS.

00:46:00.000 A dog tore off her upper lip five surgeries later.

00:46:03.000 She's a voice for others with facial injuries.

00:46:06.000 She's 20 years old, and she was teaching English, and everything was going fine.

00:46:11.000 She doesn't want to learn English.

00:46:12.000 Skateboarding, modeling, all that stuff.

00:46:14.000 In November 2020, her cousin invited to take advantage of a cheap flight and visit her in Arizona.

00:46:19.000 Her biggest words about a zit on her upper lip.

00:46:22.000 Then something Corey still can identify triggered her cousin's pit bull.

00:46:26.000 The dog launched at her face, bit down.

00:46:28.000 It weighed 100-something pounds easily, clammed its jaws in her upper lip and stayed there for nearly a minute.

00:46:34.000 Yeah, there was she was too startled to scream, but when she finally got the dog to release its grip, she saw something fly, fly on the wall, and fall on the floor.

00:46:43.000 It didn't really hit me that it was my lip.

00:46:44.000 I couldn't process that.

00:46:45.000 She didn't realize the true extent of the damage for several minutes.

00:46:48.000 When she opened her phone, selfie camera inspect what she thought might be a deep cut.

00:46:51.000 She found everything from the nose down was completely ripped off.

00:46:54.000 Holy crap.

00:46:56.000 Yeah, the photos are crazy.

00:46:57.000 That's what they're bred to do.

00:46:59.000 They're not like, and if you want a dog for bread to eat your face, they're bred to kill.

00:47:03.000 Like, they were designed to fight other dogs.

00:47:05.000 So they're just bred for violence.

00:47:06.000 Check it out.

00:47:07.000 This is what she looks like now.

00:47:09.000 Wait, it's not going to let me look at it.

00:47:10.000 But you can see right there.

00:47:11.000 I don't know if I can zoom in or whatever.

00:47:12.000 What a story.

00:47:13.000 So you can see she's still got like, it's all right.

00:47:15.000 You know, like, they did good work to get that back to normal.

00:47:17.000 It's noticeable, but it's still, she's just such a good-spirited person that, yeah.

00:47:22.000 Yo, that's crazy, man.

00:47:23.000 Yeah.

00:47:24.000 So what are we saying?

00:47:25.000 We're saying pit bulls shouldn't be allowed selectively bred out of existence.

00:47:28.000 You're saying she didn't speak ill of the dog at all.

00:47:30.000 She was just like, it's a thing that happened.

00:47:32.000 Bro, dude, there's a story of some lady who was feeding.

00:47:36.000 She was like feeding her neighbors pit bulls or her friends' pit bulls.

00:47:39.000 And her friend was like kicking a few of my dogs.

00:47:40.000 She's like, Sharon, she went over and she had things of food and she went outside and the dog just mauled her to death.

00:47:44.000 They just jumped on her and just ripped her to shreds and killed her.

00:47:44.000 Yeah.

00:47:46.000 And I was like, why would they do that?

00:47:47.000 No idea.

00:47:48.000 There's so many dogs that have a propensity for violence that can be defense.

00:47:52.000 I got to tell you, I had a moment.

00:47:55.000 We were in Martinsburg and some people had a pit bull off the leash running around.

00:48:00.000 And I was like, quickest way to get me to draw is like that pit bull was running up to me and my wife.

00:48:05.000 And I'm like, bro, I'm not letting a pit bull run up to me for any reason.

00:48:09.000 This bad.

00:48:10.000 Because the problem is, I'm not saying that somebody owns a pit bull and got in their backyard or whatever.

00:48:14.000 I got no business.

00:48:15.000 That's fine, just as long as it's controlled.

00:48:17.000 But the dog might be running up to me because it feels like I'm threatening their family.

00:48:22.000 And that's a triggering reason to make that pit bull go nuts.

00:48:25.000 And then I got to worry about my family.

00:48:27.000 So keep your pit bulls on a leash, bro.

00:48:30.000 How did you handle that one?

00:48:31.000 I just took a defensive posture and stood still.

00:48:33.000 And then the dog came up, sniffed.

00:48:34.000 I went to my car and then it ran off.

00:48:36.000 And I was like.

00:48:37.000 Because most times they don't have any bad intentions.

00:48:43.000 That's why it's violent.

00:48:43.000 Not pit bulls, though.

00:48:44.000 But I've heard that they get addicted to them.

00:48:45.000 I don't think so.

00:48:46.000 They're genetically.

00:48:48.000 I think that if a pit bull, a lot of people that have pit bulls, because I've been to the pound, there's a lot of pit bulls in the pound because people want to be tough.

00:48:55.000 They want to have a cool dog take a photo, look how tough I am on Instagram, and then they don't know how to take care of it because they're idiots.

00:49:01.000 And then that dog has mental issues.

00:49:03.000 It's been treated poorly.

00:49:05.000 It's been neglected.

00:49:06.000 And it is a monster.

00:49:09.000 It has built-in steroids.

00:49:11.000 It's a jacked beast.

00:49:13.000 But if it's the same as, look, I had a chihuahua.

00:49:16.000 If you poked that chihuahua, he would bite you because he came from the streets.

00:49:20.000 He got left on the streets and I rescued him.

00:49:23.000 It's just, he's like five pounds and he's not 100 pounds.

00:49:27.000 The same rules apply.

00:49:28.000 If you treat a dog poorly, if you treat a human poorly, it will be a dangerous person when it's older.

00:49:35.000 It's the same rules apply with the dog.

00:49:37.000 It's just this particular breed, if it does go rogue, it's going to kill somebody.

00:49:42.000 So here are the stats.

00:49:44.000 Pit bull attribution through claims, 60 to 60, 68% of fatal and serious injuries.

00:49:51.000 DNA verified, 25 to 30% are genetically verified pit bull bites.

00:49:58.000 And pit bulls are 6% of the dog population.

00:50:01.000 She said people claim 60 to 65% of claims are that this is from a pit bull and 30% is verified by geneticism.

00:50:08.000 It's about 60 to 68, I think was the number.

00:50:10.000 60 to 68 percent of reported serious or fatal bites are pit bulls.

00:50:16.000 Wow.

00:50:17.000 Of those bites.

00:50:18.000 Those dogs are those kind of people.

00:50:21.000 Yes.

00:50:21.000 You know, like you want to, it's an image.

00:50:24.000 A lot of people get these dogs because they think they're a badass.

00:50:28.000 Look at my badass dog.

00:50:30.000 And they're not friendly to animals.

00:50:32.000 They're not like pet-friendly people.

00:50:35.000 Most people, a lot of people get pets and don't take care of them or throw them away.

00:50:40.000 Like that's why the pound is packed because people think they want a dog, but they're not prepared to actually take care of the dog.

00:50:45.000 Same rules apply with children today.

00:50:47.000 So the terrible.

00:50:48.000 The breed was created for bull baiting.

00:50:52.000 Bullbaiting?

00:50:53.000 Bull baiting.

00:50:54.000 Between the 1500s and 1800s, pit bulls were bred for the bloody sport of bull baiting, where dogs attacked bulls for entertainment.

00:51:03.000 It was banned in 1835.

00:51:03.000 Oh, wow.

00:51:05.000 After that, they were used for dog fighting.

00:51:09.000 After that, they became work and companionship general pets.

00:51:12.000 Where did they get first created, does it say?

00:51:16.000 Yeah.

00:51:17.000 Weird England?

00:51:18.000 Like a crossbreed of a developed pit bull.

00:51:23.000 I mean, England, Ireland, and Scotland in the early 1990s.

00:51:26.000 You have to think, like, that's the origin is with the pit bull.

00:51:28.000 It's designed to kill bulls.

00:51:29.000 And like a golden retriever, it's designed to retrieve a foul without crushing its, like, you could put an egg in a golden retriever.

00:51:34.000 Oh, that's why they're so gentle.

00:51:35.000 Yeah, they're big.

00:51:36.000 So it's like, if you, if you had a golden retriever and you mistreated it or treated it poorly, it would probably still turn out to be a fairly decent dog.

00:51:43.000 And if you had a pit bull and you mistreated it or whatever, it's going to kill you.

00:51:47.000 I asked Jeb.

00:51:49.000 Do pit bulls kill more?

00:51:50.000 Yes.

00:51:50.000 Pit bulls are involved in more fatal attacks than any other breed.

00:51:53.000 It's just not a coincidence.

00:51:54.000 It's not purely environmental.

00:51:56.000 It does have to do with genetics that are passed down from the parents.

00:51:59.000 That's how humans are too.

00:52:01.000 It's a touchy conversation, but that's just the way animals are built.

00:52:05.000 So to your point, the argument they make is you are correct in that for a lot of these attacks, it's people who have abused the dogs.

00:52:15.000 The dogs are poorly socialized.

00:52:17.000 However, in that capacity, the dogs were specifically bred to have high strength and powerful jaws.

00:52:23.000 So if you get a poodle that's screwed up and a piglet screwed up, the poodle, no one cares.

00:52:27.000 It's like I said with the chihuahua.

00:52:29.000 Nobody cares that chihuahuas are nasty.

00:52:29.000 Right.

00:52:31.000 Yeah, like my chihuahua that I had for a very long time.

00:52:34.000 I wouldn't let a kid go near him.

00:52:36.000 Because he didn't trust kids.

00:52:36.000 Yeah.

00:52:38.000 And his reaction to being scared was he would attack.

00:52:42.000 It was just, he had like three teeth left in his head by the time he was done.

00:52:45.000 So he didn't do that much damage, but he had bad intentions.

00:52:48.000 It's probably true of all animals.

00:52:50.000 Like they say, what is it?

00:52:52.000 100% of human fatalities by killer whales were in captivity, right?

00:52:57.000 Nobody's ever been killed in the wild by a killer whale.

00:53:00.000 That's the exact same thing.

00:53:01.000 And same with horses, dude.

00:53:03.000 Like you treat a horse poorly, and then you just, some new person shows up and starts walking around the back of it.

00:53:09.000 It's probably a bad idea.

00:53:10.000 That was the first lesson I got when I went to my friend's stable.

00:53:13.000 She was like, I'm introducing my horses.

00:53:15.000 Don't be a dick.

00:53:15.000 They'll kill you.

00:53:16.000 And I was like, wow.

00:53:18.000 One kick.

00:53:18.000 Well, that's a horrible horse.

00:53:20.000 Like, I'm my best friend is a horse, but he is also 1,200 pounds.

00:53:25.000 Like, if he wanted to, he could do stuff to anybody.

00:53:30.000 You know, they're like, hey, look, man, you give me the oats.

00:53:32.000 Well, you're riding the horse.

00:53:33.000 I've heard that.

00:53:34.000 Does your heartbeat synchronize with their heartbeat?

00:53:36.000 Wow.

00:53:36.000 Yeah.

00:53:37.000 Yeah.

00:53:37.000 I can talk to my horse without saying words that he can hear me through my thoughts.

00:53:42.000 Oh, awesome.

00:53:43.000 You can laugh at that if you want, because I was like, that's a lie.

00:53:46.000 And then I kept trying it.

00:53:47.000 And every now and then I would say, come over here when he'd walk on the other side of the barn and he'd come over.

00:53:51.000 And I'm like, that was just a coincidence.

00:53:54.000 And I do it all the time.

00:53:55.000 And it keeps happening.

00:53:57.000 And I'm like, it's like avatar in that movie.

00:53:57.000 Wow.

00:54:00.000 Horses are.

00:54:01.000 Horses changed my mind about the way I treat people.

00:54:05.000 Because horses don't talk, but you get a feeling if this person's a good person or a bad person.

00:54:10.000 And that's how horses judge everything.

00:54:12.000 Like the way you're, what you're thinking, what your mood is, they know.

00:54:17.000 They'll know if you've got bad intentions, you're in a bad mood.

00:54:20.000 If you're really sad, horses will comfort you if you're in a time of stress or a time of need.

00:54:25.000 They will know it.

00:54:27.000 I've heard that.

00:54:28.000 And you got to consider that they're big and they got big brains.

00:54:31.000 Yeah, and big hearts.

00:54:32.000 Yeah.

00:54:33.000 And they can tell.

00:54:37.000 They can see you.

00:54:37.000 They can see your expressions.

00:54:38.000 They can see how you sound.

00:54:40.000 There's one funny story.

00:54:41.000 This is a really, really common story.

00:54:43.000 But it was, I can't remember who posted this.

00:54:45.000 It's somebody I follow on X said they were having a hard time mounting their horse.

00:54:50.000 And so finally the horse just made a sound of annoyance and then kneeled down.

00:54:54.000 Wow.

00:54:55.000 Like the horse was like, oh my God, you suck.

00:54:57.000 And then they're like, get on.

00:54:59.000 I've seen a video of the horse that he puts his foot up for the little girl, like a nine-year-old, puts his foot up and then pushes her up to get on his back.

00:55:09.000 You know, I got to be honest.

00:55:10.000 Like, imagine there were these little fuzzy dudes, like raccoons or something, that just ran around and were harmless.

00:55:16.000 And they run up to you and like pull on your pants and then climb up on your back and just ride around on you.

00:55:21.000 Humans would be totally done with it.

00:55:22.000 You'd be like, this is hilarious.

00:55:22.000 Yeah.

00:55:23.000 If monkeys didn't steal your shit, I'd be down.

00:55:26.000 But if that little raccoon was kind of an asshole and you didn't like him, you'd kick him off.

00:55:30.000 You would.

00:55:32.000 That's funny.

00:55:32.000 I was going to say deer.

00:55:33.000 Are horses the largest domesticated land mammal?

00:55:36.000 No.

00:55:36.000 Off the top of my head, what else is bigger?

00:55:38.000 Domesticated.

00:55:38.000 No, well, domestic.

00:55:39.000 Yeah, I guess we domesticated bulls.

00:55:41.000 They're domesticated?

00:55:42.000 But horses are huge.

00:55:42.000 Yes.

00:55:43.000 Are they?

00:55:44.000 Yes.

00:55:45.000 You say they don't exist in the wild.

00:55:48.000 Like, what is, let me ask you, what is the proper name of the animal?

00:55:53.000 For what?

00:55:54.000 What do you mean?

00:55:55.000 Esquex.

00:55:56.000 Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, like the scientific name.

00:55:58.000 No, no, it's just like, so I can point to a chicken and call it a chicken.

00:56:04.000 Yeah.

00:56:05.000 A bull or a cow.

00:56:06.000 What are they?

00:56:08.000 I don't know.

00:56:09.000 They're all.

00:56:10.000 Some might say cattle, perhaps.

00:56:12.000 Maybe.

00:56:12.000 Okay.

00:56:13.000 But cattle refers to the group, you know?

00:56:15.000 So, yeah, bovine, perhaps.

00:56:18.000 The point is, colloquially in English, we don't call them by their animal name.

00:56:23.000 We call them just bulls or cows.

00:56:26.000 Yeah, it's weird.

00:56:27.000 I think horses have been with us for so long.

00:56:29.000 That's another thing.

00:56:30.000 Yeah, it's so sad.

00:56:31.000 We've always been connected to horses.

00:56:34.000 Ungulates.

00:56:35.000 Ungulate just means like hoofed mammal.

00:56:37.000 Oh, wow.

00:56:37.000 I wonder.

00:56:38.000 Did we like breed them to be what they are today?

00:56:40.000 These are just questions that can't be answered.

00:56:42.000 Well, it's just sad that we call dogs our best friends, but like horses went to war with us.

00:56:45.000 Nah, dogs are better.

00:56:46.000 I'm wondering because people don't have access to the horses as much as you can.

00:56:49.000 Oh, you guys know the dog story, right?

00:56:51.000 Which one?

00:56:52.000 How dogs got domesticated?

00:56:54.000 It's one of my favorite little bit.

00:56:55.000 One of my favorite kindergarten factoids.

00:56:58.000 So there's something called flight time, and that is the distance between an animal, a human can get to an animal.

00:57:05.000 So the flight time just means 10 meters, 15 meters.

00:57:08.000 And so for pigeons, for instance, the flight time right now for a pigeon is literally like one foot.

00:57:14.000 You could walk up to a pigeon and it won't move.

00:57:16.000 You could even swing your foot at it and it'll just hop in a walk.

00:57:18.000 They don't care about you because humans leave them alone.

00:57:20.000 So you go back 40,000 years or whatever, and there are wolves and they're humans.

00:57:26.000 The wolf wolves that had a lower flight time to humans and were less aggressive were more likely to survive because the humans would leave behind bones and refuse.

00:57:35.000 They worked together.

00:57:37.000 Well, so at first, the wolves would just come and scavenge the camp after the humans left.

00:57:41.000 If the humans tolerated the wolves, the humans were more likely to survive because the wolves would piss all around the camp and bears and other predators would stay away.

00:57:50.000 You do that for 10,000 years and eventually they were proto-dogs, they called them, walking through the human camps.

00:57:55.000 So long as they weren't aggressive towards humans, humans didn't care.

00:57:58.000 I was thinking how they let the best part is at some point, the humans noticed that the wolf pack, the proto-dogs, started sniffing and running off and they said, let's follow them.

00:58:08.000 And then they found them tracking elk or something.

00:58:11.000 And so then they threw spears at it, killed it.

00:58:14.000 Everybody got to eat.

00:58:15.000 And this created the evolutionary pressure where dogs and humans were naturally selected together to survive.

00:58:22.000 Now, here's the best part.

00:58:23.000 How did cats get domesticated?

00:58:25.000 Yeah, I know about this.

00:58:26.000 They're an invasive species we tolerate.

00:58:28.000 Right, but they started to hang out in, like, was it in Native Americans?

00:58:34.000 I think kill the rodents, you fools.

00:58:36.000 that's incorrect.

00:58:37.000 Really?

00:58:38.000 Well, terriers were bred to kill rodents.

00:58:40.000 Cats, we just tolerate because we find them to be funny.

00:58:43.000 But he says a lot of crazy stuff.

00:58:45.000 This is why.

00:58:46.000 Sorry, just this is why.

00:58:48.000 My dad told me, he's a firefighter.

00:58:49.000 He says, do you know what happens if there's a fire and the family has a dog?

00:58:55.000 They'll find the dog scratching its paws bloody trying to break the door down to save the family.

00:59:00.000 Do you know what happens with the cat when there's the fire?

00:59:02.000 He gets out of there.

00:59:03.000 We haven't figured it out because we never find the kit.

00:59:05.000 Because he has the capability.

00:59:07.000 The cats.

00:59:08.000 Others don't have the capability.

00:59:08.000 Here's the best.

00:59:09.000 Do you know what happens when someone who owns a dog dies of old age or natural causes in their home?

00:59:14.000 We all know that.

00:59:14.000 They eat it.

00:59:15.000 The dog will dodge.

00:59:16.000 Dogs have eaten people that have died as well.

00:59:18.000 I'm only going to say cats eat.

00:59:19.000 Typically, the dogs are found dead of dehydration next to their owner.

00:59:23.000 Cats just eat the body.

00:59:26.000 Nothing personal, man.

00:59:27.000 I was thinking about how I'd eat you too if I was allowed.

00:59:27.000 Survival.

00:59:30.000 How the dogs carry sticks and they love carrying sticks.

00:59:33.000 And that at some point in the past, we must have, we must have either they watched us collect firewood.

00:59:38.000 That's basically what they're collecting firewood is what I think that comes from.

00:59:40.000 And we picked the ones that love to go get the firewood for us so much.

00:59:44.000 Maybe they watched us like mimicking us, bringing the sticks back.

00:59:47.000 And the ones that really loved the sticks, we would breed more of.

00:59:51.000 Never made the firewood connection.

00:59:52.000 Yesterday, I thought of it.

00:59:53.000 I watched a video of dogs carrying sticks.

00:59:55.000 I'm like, oh, yeah, I drag sticks out of the woods.

00:59:57.000 That's the thing you came up with.

00:59:58.000 I just thought of it yesterday.

00:59:59.000 You know what?

01:00:00.000 I think I've seen those videos where the dog carries the beer to the guy.

01:00:00.000 I think you're wrong.

01:00:03.000 And beer is what created civilization.

01:00:05.000 So I think it was actually a beer.

01:00:07.000 They were like, what do we need dogs for?

01:00:09.000 Hey, beer.

01:00:09.000 Watch this.

01:00:10.000 And the dog gets it and they're like, yo.

01:00:12.000 Before we move on, I do just want to say, like, you made the claim that horses can't talk.

01:00:17.000 But I think back in the day, they used to, right?

01:00:20.000 Because I mean, speak.

01:00:21.000 Well, there was this black language.

01:00:22.000 No, there was this black and white show.

01:00:23.000 I remember it.

01:00:24.000 Mr. Ed?

01:00:25.000 Yeah.

01:00:25.000 You didn't need to go there.

01:00:26.000 We could have just moved on to the next subject.

01:00:28.000 Let's move on.

01:00:29.000 Wilbur.

01:00:30.000 Let's tell me the story of the New York Times.

01:00:32.000 Yo, this is a crazy story.

01:00:33.000 Jury says Tesla was partly to blame for fatal crash.

01:00:37.000 Lawyers for the family of a woman struck and killed by a Tesla sedan in 2019 argued the company's autopilot software should have avoided the crash.

01:00:45.000 A Florida jury on Friday found that flaws in Tesla's self-driving software were partly to blame for a crash that killed a 22-year-old woman in 2019 and severely injured her boyfriend.

01:00:55.000 The jury verdict, if upheld on appeal, would require Tesla to pay as much as $243 million in punitive and compensatory damages to the parents of the woman and to her boyfriend.

01:01:07.000 The jury found that Tesla bore 33% responsibility for the crash and blamed the driver, George Brian McGee, for the remainder.

01:01:14.000 Mr. McGee had previously settled with the family for an undisclosed sum.

01:01:17.000 Tesla said would appeal.

01:01:19.000 This is crazy.

01:01:20.000 Tesla said it expected the damages to be reduced on appeal.

01:01:24.000 This decision has come just after Tesla began limited testing of autonomous taxis.

01:01:27.000 I'm going to tell you this.

01:01:28.000 In urban environments, I am very, very confident in my Tesla.

01:01:33.000 But in Charlestown, the most annoying thing is there's a big old no turn on red sign.

01:01:39.000 I got to be honest.

01:01:40.000 Actually, you know what?

01:01:41.000 My opinion is changing.

01:01:42.000 I remember it was not even that long ago.

01:01:44.000 Me and me and Phil were talking about how much we really trusted the autopilot, and it's great.

01:01:48.000 You can turn it on and you go.

01:01:49.000 But I got to tell you, recently, on the backcountry roads, it drives in the middle of the road because it's scared of the trees and everything the sensors are detecting.

01:01:57.000 It's fine.

01:01:58.000 So you're going up a hill and it tries to go on the other lane and I'm like, I will die.

01:02:02.000 So I have to jerk the steering wheel back.

01:02:04.000 But in Charlestown, there are two things it always does.

01:02:07.000 Big old no turn on red sign.

01:02:09.000 I got to stop it.

01:02:09.000 It keeps trying to turn.

01:02:10.000 And then ask a thing pops up, like, what's wrong?

01:02:12.000 And I'm like, bro, you can't turn on red here.

01:02:13.000 See the sign.

01:02:14.000 The other thing is on Main Street, there's a left turn lane.

01:02:18.000 It's trying to go straight.

01:02:19.000 It always goes in the turn lane.

01:02:21.000 And I'm like, we're going to get hit by someone on the right if you go straight from here.

01:02:24.000 So it doesn't understand this.

01:02:26.000 I don't know how they think they're going to get away with running this auto taxi thing based on the problems I've already had.

01:02:31.000 I don't know how Mr. McGee thought he was going to get away with it.

01:02:33.000 He's told me several times he doesn't like my kind because I was a bit too leisurely.

01:02:37.000 I'm going to tell you guys.

01:02:39.000 You know what people were doing for a long time with these Teslas, especially back in like 2019?

01:02:44.000 The way auto drive worked is you had to have weight on the steering wheel.

01:02:47.000 It required you to keep your hands on the steering wheel.

01:02:49.000 And if it didn't, if there was no weight detected, it would turn off.

01:02:52.000 So people would put, they would buy these weights.

01:02:54.000 You could clip onto the steering wheel.

01:02:56.000 And it gets better.

01:02:58.000 So Tesla changed it.

01:03:00.000 So there's a camera watching you as you drive now with all Teslas.

01:03:03.000 Creepy.

01:03:04.000 And it watches your eyes.

01:03:06.000 And if you look down, it starts flashing.

01:03:08.000 So people bought glasses with fake eyes on them, like Homer Simpson.

01:03:12.000 And you just blowing.

01:03:12.000 Dude, what are you doing?

01:03:13.000 Yeah, dude.

01:03:14.000 Just drive.

01:03:16.000 Man, that is so, like, you just think you're so lucky, don't you?

01:03:21.000 Like, let me figure out a way to just do my best to let the robot drive the car down the road.

01:03:26.000 Like, just, how about just drive?

01:03:28.000 I think it's because I'm old school.

01:03:30.000 I think I can tell like in the end, it's going to be this thing where we all get in cars or drones and get, you know, we just look at our phone while we're going to one place to the other.

01:03:41.000 And if you want to use a real car, it's the same as horses.

01:03:44.000 Like horses used to take us everywhere.

01:03:46.000 Now we go to special places to use horses.

01:03:49.000 So I think in the future, because I have a stick.

01:03:53.000 Like I have, I shift gears.

01:03:55.000 I have a clutch.

01:03:55.000 Like that's how old school I am.

01:03:57.000 I hate battery cars.

01:03:59.000 I like burnouts.

01:04:00.000 I have to burn tires.

01:04:01.000 That's all my life.

01:04:02.000 I got to tell you, man, I'm ready to go just off the grid because my TV, I was just telling the story yesterday about how back in the day, and you remember this, you'd pull the little knob out on your TV to turn it on, and it was just instantly on channel three or whatever you needed to be on.

01:04:18.000 You're like, I watched channel 32 in Chicago.

01:04:19.000 You click the button, it's on.

01:04:21.000 Now I turn the TV on.

01:04:22.000 It takes me five minutes because it's got to boot up.

01:04:24.000 It asked me five times to update.

01:04:25.000 Here's my point.

01:04:27.000 I don't need autopilot if you got a horse.

01:04:29.000 You know why?

01:04:30.000 Because horses know where home is.

01:04:31.000 Yeah.

01:04:32.000 So this is actually a true story.

01:04:34.000 They didn't run into trees.

01:04:35.000 Back in the day, if the guy who owned the horse was sick or drunk or was passing out, the horse would run home.

01:04:40.000 Yeah.

01:04:41.000 And it knew how to bring you home.

01:04:43.000 You didn't need to press a button or click anything.

01:04:45.000 It's just the horse.

01:04:46.000 Now we get these cars and I got to do the work.

01:04:49.000 You stepped backwards.

01:04:50.000 Yeah.

01:04:50.000 Because you can't let it drive you when you're drunk.

01:04:52.000 Is it still?

01:04:53.000 Oh, you can't.

01:04:54.000 It's a funny question.

01:04:55.000 Because you're supposed to be partly driving it, I guess.

01:04:57.000 That makes sense.

01:04:58.000 If you're a passenger, though, you're allowed to be a drunk passenger in a car.

01:05:01.000 You are.

01:05:02.000 So I'm sure someone out there has bought a mannequin and sat in the city.

01:05:08.000 I mentioned this before the show, too.

01:05:10.000 I just feel like we're in the age of exploration, experimentation with these.

01:05:13.000 It's going to be a lot of deaths.

01:05:14.000 A lot of people getting veered off the road because kids run into the street or a basketball falls in or the camera malfunctions.

01:05:19.000 And it's like, we are the testing grounds right now.

01:05:22.000 You are the test.

01:05:23.000 It's lazy.

01:05:25.000 It's the same thing with people.

01:05:27.000 I'm trained.

01:05:28.000 I'm ready to protect somebody.

01:05:30.000 I'm also ready to protect myself.

01:05:32.000 You're just sitting back letting everybody else take care of it.

01:05:35.000 I ain't going out like that.

01:05:37.000 You know what I mean?

01:05:37.000 Like, a vending machine is never going to kill me, dude.

01:05:40.000 Apparently, they kill more people than sharks.

01:05:42.000 But it ain't going to kill me.

01:05:44.000 Guess what?

01:05:44.000 Also, sharks are not going to kill me, dude.

01:05:47.000 I'll see it.

01:05:47.000 I'm going down there.

01:05:48.000 I'm going to poke it in the gills.

01:05:49.000 I'm going to put up a fire.

01:05:50.000 I'm not just going to panic and swim away and give you my feet.

01:05:52.000 Apparently, their nose is like electromagnetically sensitive and you get jackets.

01:05:55.000 I thought about it, dude.

01:05:56.000 Fact check, correct.

01:05:58.000 Yes.

01:05:59.000 Vending machines kill more humans and sharks.

01:06:02.000 I'm falling on them, I assume.

01:06:04.000 Yeah, I know.

01:06:04.000 That's what I thought when I heard that.

01:06:06.000 I heard this a long time ago, and I was like, hell.

01:06:08.000 But then I thought, you go, you try to bang it and tip it to get stuff out, and then it falls on you.

01:06:14.000 You're such a dumbass friend.

01:06:16.000 Why would you do that, man?

01:06:17.000 But like driving, like if you drive a car, drive the car.

01:06:20.000 You know, so here's another thing, too.

01:06:22.000 Have you guys seen the automatic McDonald's?

01:06:25.000 Yeah, because they got an automatic Taco Bell now on Melrose next to my boxing gym.

01:06:25.000 No.

01:06:31.000 But like fully automated?

01:06:33.000 Yeah.

01:06:34.000 It's like an ATM.

01:06:35.000 It's like a little corner place where it's like an arm scoops the meat and everything.

01:06:39.000 You just press the button and it comes out the slot.

01:06:41.000 Oh, so I'm not talking about it.

01:06:42.000 I haven't got in there because I don't eat.

01:06:44.000 So crap.

01:06:45.000 In Chicago, I found a vending machine that had White Castle in it.

01:06:50.000 Yeah.

01:06:50.000 And it would cook the burgers and then open it and slide out like two fresh White Castle burgers.

01:06:56.000 Fresh, huh?

01:06:56.000 And they're delicious.

01:06:57.000 And fresh.

01:06:59.000 Well, actually, they were from that day.

01:07:01.000 At like noon, someone came in and put them all in.

01:07:03.000 And then by eight, they throw them all out or something like that.

01:07:05.000 There's also a pizza vending machine.

01:07:05.000 Okay.

01:07:07.000 I can't remember where it is.

01:07:08.000 Have you seen this?

01:07:09.000 We had one at my university and it lit on fire.

01:07:11.000 I'm not talking about the vending machine.

01:07:12.000 Check it out.

01:07:13.000 There's a McDonald's where you order by kiosk and then two big arms come down and then it like grabs the burger and then like puts it on the on the thing.

01:07:21.000 How long until we get a lawsuit where someone goes to a restaurant and orders food and as like the scooper is coming to like get the get the mayonnaise, it like accidentally swipes peanut butter and then puts it on the burger without noticing and then the person bites it and goes, oh, the peanut allergy thing.

01:07:36.000 Yeah.

01:07:36.000 The leader.

01:07:38.000 The issues with the legality is like in a car accident, it's always on the driver.

01:07:42.000 So now it's on the company that owns the machines.

01:07:44.000 And it would be the same with the McDonald's.

01:07:46.000 It would be on the employee that poisoned the food, not the corporation.

01:07:49.000 But now it's going to be liabilities on the corporation.

01:07:51.000 Dude, yesterday I started thinking, we're going to see our first AI corporation now.

01:07:55.000 It's about to happen.

01:07:56.000 It probably already did.

01:07:57.000 AI runs the corporation.

01:07:58.000 People will invest in it and it'll use that money to pay people to do tasks.

01:08:02.000 And it's going to be real fast, one of the biggest corporations on earth.

01:08:05.000 Oh, that's a good idea.

01:08:06.000 I'm going to make that right.

01:08:07.000 We need to develop corporate governance structure legitimately with Elon on X because that's what he wants to do.

01:08:12.000 I'm going to tell you something.

01:08:14.000 Right now, it is theoretically possible with any one of these LLM APIs to write a script or probably not a script, but a program that will continually prompt the LLM to give it tasks to file paperwork online.

01:08:31.000 You should very easily be able to create a program that starts a business.

01:08:34.000 And then who owns it?

01:08:35.000 I was like, because whoever built the AI can't own that corporation, it's AI-run, AI-owned.

01:08:40.000 It would all be stock that would just people would.

01:08:40.000 It would be community.

01:08:42.000 Somebody has to file.

01:08:44.000 Ronald McDonald.

01:08:44.000 Maybe a government McDonald's.

01:08:46.000 Ronald McDonald.

01:08:46.000 What's it?

01:08:47.000 We'll file it in the guys.

01:08:49.000 Michael Malice would be very happy that you speaking of clowns.

01:08:53.000 Real quick, I was going to say, you mentioned a clown.

01:08:55.000 I came across toy.

01:08:56.000 You pointed at me for because I saw the video.

01:08:58.000 You pointed at me.

01:08:59.000 He cupping up.

01:09:00.000 I was going to stack it yourself, Mustache.

01:09:01.000 I saw a video of you mercilessly beating one.

01:09:04.000 Beating a clown?

01:09:05.000 Yes.

01:09:06.000 Did you?

01:09:07.000 Simon Woodstock.

01:09:08.000 Oh, he challenged me into a fight.

01:09:10.000 Okay, cool.

01:09:10.000 That's where I was going.

01:09:11.000 You messed that up.

01:09:12.000 I was not pointing at you calling you a clown.

01:09:14.000 Oh, I thought that's where I was going.

01:09:15.000 I was like, oh, I better intervene here.

01:09:17.000 I really trapped myself.

01:09:18.000 No, I was just going to say that when my wife was pregnant, I was constantly reminding her to eat peanut butter.

01:09:22.000 Is it really good for pregnant people?

01:09:23.000 No, it's because I don't want my baby to be allergic to peanuts.

01:09:26.000 And then, you know, because they say one of the things is it might be that a mother didn't have any exposure to peanuts or something like that.

01:09:33.000 Oh, wow.

01:09:34.000 We don't know for sure.

01:09:35.000 But then when she was born, I was like, we should make sure we do allergy tests because you don't want to find out without like finding out the hard way is not good.

01:09:44.000 But the good news is she is not at all.

01:09:46.000 Oh, I love peanuts.

01:09:47.000 Peanut butter is like the most.

01:09:49.000 You know what the worst thing in the world is?

01:09:50.000 The steakhouse at the Casino Charlestown got rid of their peanut butter and jelly Brussels sprouts.

01:09:55.000 I like those.

01:09:56.000 It was Sonic for a while with the peanut butter cheeseburger.

01:09:56.000 Those were good.

01:09:58.000 That was interesting.

01:10:00.000 I was thinking this is the time to protest.

01:10:02.000 We're going to do it.

01:10:03.000 We're going to get everybody we can to stand out in front of that steakhouse and demand they bring back the peanut butter and jelly brush.

01:10:09.000 Maybe they can raise the price by 20% and add a really good peanut butter.

01:10:13.000 The best.

01:10:13.000 You have this look on your face, bro, but I'm telling you, peanut butter and jelly Brussels sprouts.

01:10:17.000 You're analyzing my face about that.

01:10:19.000 Yeah, you look like you don't believe me.

01:10:20.000 I do believe you.

01:10:21.000 I'm just contemplating whether I like it or not.

01:10:24.000 I don't really.

01:10:24.000 Brussels sprouts are not my favorite thing.

01:10:27.000 Fried in butter?

01:10:29.000 Yeah.

01:10:29.000 But you know what's better?

01:10:32.000 Just fry the butter and put peanut butter and jelly on it.

01:10:36.000 Why you got to bring Brussels sprouts into this?

01:10:38.000 Like, that's the only reason they taste good is because of everything else that's on it.

01:10:41.000 It's long.

01:10:41.000 That's true.

01:10:42.000 Now I don't want to eat them.

01:10:43.000 They put bacon on them and I'm like, give me the bacon.

01:10:46.000 Yeah, that's pretty good.

01:10:47.000 Yeah, to be fair, it's like it's a mass that you can chew on as you taste it.

01:10:51.000 It's really like a minty almost like hops, like hops.

01:10:54.000 You eat them raw off the vine.

01:10:55.000 They're like hops.

01:10:56.000 Wait, you eat Brussels sprouts?

01:10:57.000 Yeah, I used to buy them, like a big thing of them, and there's all these balls, and you just, it sits there for a week, and you just pull one off and chew on it.

01:11:03.000 He's weird.

01:11:04.000 Yeah, it's like kind of touching this.

01:11:05.000 Like cabbage, kind of.

01:11:07.000 Also, ew.

01:11:09.000 Yeah, it's just healthy.

01:11:10.000 I just medicine.

01:11:10.000 I treat it like medicine.

01:11:12.000 Okay, well, I agree to that because I definitely eat things where I'm just doing it to survive.

01:11:17.000 I don't eat it because it tastes good.

01:11:18.000 But the more you get into that, the more you don't need ridiculous food, you know?

01:11:23.000 Like when you get, I'm older, man.

01:11:25.000 Like when it's like when you're 20 and you drink and you're 50 and you drink, this hangover is like a level where you're like, holy cow, man.

01:11:33.000 I don't know if I'm going to make it through the day.

01:11:36.000 Now it's the same with food.

01:11:37.000 Like if I ate Taco Bell, I don't know if I can do like anything for the rest of the day.

01:11:43.000 It does take you out.

01:11:44.000 You guys eat terribly.

01:11:46.000 I'm all health food.

01:11:47.000 In your early life, you just fuck it balls to the wall, rock, start a lifestyle.

01:11:50.000 And then at what point, or I'm assuming that's what you did with food and drugs and/or you're not.

01:11:55.000 I mean, I baby-stepped it, you know, like hard drugs.

01:11:58.000 I quit when my first daughter was born, and then I drank and smoked weed constantly.

01:12:04.000 And I slow, you know, I try to stop a bunch of times.

01:12:07.000 Tell me about kratom, yeah, dude.

01:12:10.000 That's the worst thing.

01:12:11.000 I tried it, and nothing happened.

01:12:13.000 Literally nothing.

01:12:14.000 So I want to know, like, what's it actually like?

01:12:16.000 Well, there's two different kinds.

01:12:17.000 So, just because I know this triggers people, because I've talked about it a lot, and people get mad because they think I'm trying to take kratom away from them, but I'm not.

01:12:25.000 It's the same as drinking.

01:12:27.000 You can drink your life away.

01:12:29.000 You can also drink kratom and drink your life away.

01:12:33.000 There's a responsible way to do it.

01:12:35.000 Also, there's kratom and then there's synthetic kratom, which is now apparently stronger than oxies.

01:12:41.000 Ah, I see.

01:12:41.000 And you can get those at a gas station.

01:12:43.000 Your kids can get that.

01:12:44.000 People can get that and not realize what they've just got themselves into.

01:12:48.000 That's the thing that I'm speaking about.

01:12:50.000 I just think that when people, when I bring up kratom, a lot of people go, what is that?

01:12:54.000 And I go, right, that's dangerous.

01:12:56.000 Because if you're at a gas station, you're at a smoke shop and they're like, hey, man, try this.

01:13:00.000 It relaxes you a little bit.

01:13:00.000 It's pretty cool.

01:13:02.000 That's how I got into it.

01:13:02.000 I got off it.

01:13:03.000 I got sponsored by it.

01:13:04.000 They said it was a great after-workout drink.

01:13:07.000 And I was like, yeah, if you're a bit sore after training hard, it does make you feel kind of relaxed.

01:13:12.000 So does heroin.

01:13:14.000 And when I got off it, because I got really into it, I started doing like seven, eight shots a day.

01:13:19.000 And I was like, I feel like I'm hungover in the morning.

01:13:22.000 So I would have one, sorry, at night.

01:13:23.000 So I would have one in the morning.

01:13:25.000 And I was like, it's getting out of control.

01:13:27.000 I think I'm addicted to it.

01:13:28.000 And when I try to stop, that's what I realized because I've been to rehab a couple of times for certain drugs.

01:13:34.000 When I got to this one, it was the hardest one that I had to kick.

01:13:39.000 I go to Airbnb for four days and I was shaking back and forth by myself.

01:13:44.000 Didn't eat, didn't sleep.

01:13:46.000 And in the end, on the fourth day, I started to have like a little bit of a seizure of sorts.

01:13:51.000 Wow.

01:13:52.000 And my manager was about to call an ambulance.

01:13:55.000 And I had sweatpants on and I was sweating and cold and my hands were locking up.

01:14:01.000 I couldn't open my hands off my chest.

01:14:03.000 So I hit my head on the ground to concuss myself to get my hands to unlock.

01:14:09.000 And then I smoked weed the last time.

01:14:14.000 It relaxed me enough to get past that day.

01:14:17.000 And then the next day, I was like, you know what?

01:14:18.000 That was so embarrassing because I was 50 when this happened that I was like, that's it.

01:14:23.000 I'm done with everything.

01:14:24.000 That's when I quit everything.

01:14:25.000 And I'm good at meetings.

01:14:27.000 I'm in the program.

01:14:28.000 I'm reading about it now.

01:14:29.000 It causes withdrawal symptoms similar to mild opioids.

01:14:32.000 It's an opioid, it blocks your opioid receptors or whatever it is.

01:14:36.000 But there's an H7 or something, I believe it's called, that is way stronger.

01:14:40.000 And they don't say which one is which on the bottle.

01:14:44.000 So like you can get it and you might get the one where you're, I mean, dude, you know, like you start abusing painkillers.

01:14:50.000 I feel like most of us know when we're doing that.

01:14:53.000 If you get this thing at the store where you think you're like, it's like an herbal, it's like taking a little gummy.

01:14:58.000 It's not.

01:14:59.000 And I, that's my war on that particular drug.

01:15:03.000 I just want people to know that watch it.

01:15:06.000 Like, don't just think that that's like some little thing you get loose on and everything's going to be fine in the morning.

01:15:12.000 You could end up like, I go to meetings.

01:15:15.000 People have lost their lives to this stuff.

01:15:17.000 People have like, so they're still alive.

01:15:19.000 People, you can die from it also, but people just have become so addicted to it that they lose a job.

01:15:25.000 They lose their careers.

01:15:26.000 They lose their wife.

01:15:28.000 They lose their kids.

01:15:29.000 Like, I know thousands of people because I talk about it.

01:15:32.000 I get messages every day about it, about how many people have lost this and lost that.

01:15:36.000 It's a real epidemic.

01:15:38.000 And I don't think that many people talk about it because I've noticed when you do, people get mad at me.

01:15:42.000 And I'm like, I'm just trying to help, man.

01:15:44.000 I'm not like you're an idiot or anything.

01:15:47.000 I'm just like, if you don't know, I want people to.

01:15:51.000 Yeah, I think people want this mild because if it's in the right dose, like you said, it gives a mild sedative for them.

01:15:55.000 They don't want that to get made illegal.

01:15:57.000 Get off pain addiction or you've got like a real, like a serious back pain or something and you don't want to take real opioids.

01:16:05.000 You can take this or help with sleep or focus.

01:16:09.000 You can do like some tablespoons of the powder and it can help with stuff.

01:16:14.000 But if you start abusing it, it's the same as anything, but I don't think people really talk about it.

01:16:19.000 It was definitely presented to me as this hip harmless thing, which is why I do it.

01:16:24.000 That's the general consensus.

01:16:25.000 It's just this hip harmless thing.

01:16:27.000 It's mostly unregulated in the United States.

01:16:29.000 Yeah, which is why it's so good.

01:16:31.000 It's illegal in Wisconsin, Illinois.

01:16:35.000 I don't know my southern states.

01:16:36.000 Which states are those?

01:16:37.000 Alabama.

01:16:37.000 Alabama and Arkansas.

01:16:39.000 I saw a video, RFK, trying to ban the synthetic one.

01:16:42.000 Okay, that I'm okay with that road.

01:16:45.000 It's the natural stuff I want to leave untouched at the moment.

01:16:48.000 I have no interest in making a new one.

01:16:50.000 Look, I don't want to ban alcohol.

01:16:51.000 Do I think alcohol is good for you?

01:16:53.000 No.

01:16:54.000 As soon as you want to have a beer, have a beer, man.

01:16:56.000 Like some people, I have an addictive personality.

01:16:59.000 If I get into anything, I'm going to abuse it.

01:17:02.000 Dude, I got one tattoo.

01:17:03.000 Look at me.

01:17:04.000 How many tattoos did you get?

01:17:05.000 How many times?

01:17:06.000 I don't know.

01:17:06.000 I lost count, dude.

01:17:07.000 Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, Rhode Island, Vermont, Wisconsin, and Louisiana.

01:17:07.000 Real quick.

01:17:11.000 Oh, why did I sell Illinois?

01:17:12.000 I'm an idiot.

01:17:13.000 Indiana.

01:17:14.000 Yeah, so there's actually a couple other stuff.

01:17:16.000 I think I've had, I've had kratom tea like in Miami.

01:17:20.000 I think they served it at a restaurant.

01:17:21.000 And I was like, okay.

01:17:22.000 If it's a tea, it sounds like there's a good chance that's actual kratom.

01:17:25.000 It numbed my mouth.

01:17:26.000 There's like two pills I read about recently where there's a pill that they're saying that it's stronger than an oxy.

01:17:26.000 It was a good thing.

01:17:31.000 I think that you can get that at the smoke shop.

01:17:34.000 You know, there's one drug that I do and it's caffeine.

01:17:37.000 It's because I drink a coffee once a day.

01:17:38.000 Yeah.

01:17:39.000 It's psychoactive and not hallucinating.

01:17:42.000 I don't like any of that weird stuff.

01:17:44.000 It's not barely like eating most foods at this point.

01:17:47.000 I'm old.

01:17:49.000 That's how I am.

01:17:50.000 Dude, I'm 19 years old and I would do you take a bag of Fritos at 7-Eleven and then you pump the chili and the cheese into it, shake it up.

01:17:58.000 I would just eat the cheese off the Cheetos.

01:17:59.000 I just want powders of that cheese.

01:18:01.000 I just scooped.

01:18:02.000 I said Fritos.

01:18:03.000 It's called Frito Pie.

01:18:05.000 They get them at carnivals.

01:18:06.000 It's like that orange cheese on the Cheetos house.

01:18:08.000 Each to their own, man.

01:18:09.000 Look, I think because I eat so clean, when I do eat bad, it's fun.

01:18:14.000 You know, like I had pizza with you guys today, and I was like, oh, I don't usually do that.

01:18:19.000 It's that sugar, that refined sucrose.

01:18:21.000 I posted that it's the most insidious drug because it's not that people go a little too hard on the sugar.

01:18:27.000 You might be right.

01:18:28.000 It isn't good for you for sure, but it's like, I see people saying it's worse than cocaine.

01:18:32.000 I'm like, no, dude.

01:18:33.000 Okay, it's worse.

01:18:34.000 Trust me.

01:18:35.000 Cocaine's more acute, but sugar is chronic in its addictiveness.

01:18:38.000 And it's people that sit around doing nothing and having sugar every night, that's like it multiplies it.

01:18:44.000 If you work out all the time, you skate or you lift weights or you train in the gym.

01:18:49.000 You can eat a cake and wake up.

01:18:51.000 Nothing happened.

01:18:52.000 Your body burns it off.

01:18:53.000 It's just most of us are working all the time, driving all the time.

01:18:58.000 We don't have time to do crazy exercise and sweat out a t-shirt.

01:19:02.000 It's a rare person these days that does a certain activity where their t-shirt is drenched from whatever it is.

01:19:08.000 Like I do that.

01:19:10.000 And if I, and now at 53, if I do that and I don't eat right and I don't stretch and I don't ice myself, I can't walk the next day.

01:19:17.000 You soak in the tub?

01:19:18.000 I have an ice plunge.

01:19:20.000 We have a hit.

01:19:20.000 How is it?

01:19:22.000 Oh, really?

01:19:23.000 One thing to do it for a TikTok video.

01:19:25.000 Doing it every day or a couple of times a week.

01:19:28.000 I hate it.

01:19:29.000 I hate it.

01:19:30.000 Have you ever done like We Get NAD done?

01:19:33.000 You've gotten stem cells before?

01:19:34.000 Twice.

01:19:35.000 I've been to BioXL in Columbia.

01:19:36.000 I've had it twice.

01:19:37.000 I'll get a half knee reconstruction.

01:19:39.000 It works.

01:19:40.000 I've broken over 50, 60 bones.

01:19:43.000 I've been knocked out 35 times.

01:19:45.000 I got dead man's ligaments.

01:19:47.000 I've torn.

01:19:47.000 I've got two ligaments left.

01:19:49.000 Both my MCLs are gone.

01:19:52.000 I have PCLs left.

01:19:54.000 They can regrow that, can't they?

01:19:55.000 It's not exactly like that.

01:19:57.000 Stem cells doesn't regrow.

01:20:00.000 It reduces a lot of inflammation and it can regrow some stuff.

01:20:04.000 But if you snap off your MCL like I did, you can't, I had to get a dead man's MCL put in and then I got stem cells on top of it and it tightened it and grew more stuff around it so it was more supportive.

01:20:15.000 I used to be one of those guys when my shin would rattle in my knee.

01:20:15.000 Wow.

01:20:18.000 I would do it at parties and people would go, oh, that's gross.

01:20:20.000 You got the cadaver in there?

01:20:22.000 Do you know how and Kevlar?

01:20:22.000 Yeah.

01:20:24.000 Did they tell you how the guy died?

01:20:26.000 No.

01:20:26.000 Why not?

01:20:27.000 I don't know because I didn't ask.

01:20:29.000 You wouldn't want to know.

01:20:30.000 I would want to know.

01:20:31.000 You know, they can use graphene as a tether.

01:20:34.000 They did it with mice.

01:20:34.000 Oh, here we go.

01:20:34.000 Yeah.

01:20:36.000 They severed a mouse's spine and then they ran a graphene tether through the severation point and then injected step, I believe it was stem cells, or they just allowed it to regrow itself.

01:20:45.000 I don't even think they used stem cells in that instance.

01:20:47.000 This guy talks about it.

01:20:47.000 So rather than putting like a dead man's ligament in, you might be able to, in the future, maybe they can use like a substrate to guide the regrowth of the ligament, but I don't know.

01:20:55.000 Just the thought of that.

01:20:56.000 What did you just say?

01:20:57.000 There's the material that they use to regrow body parts.

01:21:02.000 You can never regrow these.

01:21:03.000 So this dude has been obsessed his whole life since he learned about something called graphene.

01:21:08.000 Graphene is a, it's, what is it?

01:21:12.000 It's a carbon.

01:21:13.000 It's hexagonally.

01:21:14.000 It's a hexagonally lattice single layer atomic of carbon.

01:21:18.000 And they say it's got these amazing, they're putting it in batteries now so the batteries charge faster.

01:21:24.000 All I know is this guy wouldn't shut up about it.

01:21:26.000 So I bought stock in a company and I made 100 grand.

01:21:30.000 Because it's working now.

01:21:31.000 No, just because like he wouldn't shut up about it.

01:21:33.000 I was like, okay, I'm going to find a company that makes this.

01:21:35.000 And so I bought a bunch of shares in it.

01:21:37.000 And it's been a few years and my stock is up like you're saying not right now, but in the future, I could put it in my leg and it will regrow tendons.

01:21:44.000 Possibly because it's pure carbon.

01:21:45.000 Your body would synthesize it.

01:21:46.000 It may be.

01:21:47.000 Yeah.

01:21:47.000 Possibly and maybe.

01:21:48.000 That sounds good.

01:21:49.000 This guy's a chemist about it.

01:21:51.000 Busted into my studio room like Kramer and Seinfeld telling me, dude, you got to buy Palantir.

01:21:56.000 And it was at like, what was it, like 30 bucks or something?

01:21:58.000 Oh, it's like 13 at that point.

01:21:59.000 $13.

01:22:00.000 And I was like, what are you talking about?

01:22:01.000 And he's like, Palantir, dude, you got to buy stock right now.

01:22:03.000 And I was like, dude, you're crazy, bro.

01:22:06.000 I'm working.

01:22:06.000 And he was like, okay.

01:22:07.000 And that's at $150.

01:22:08.000 Here's the thing about investing.

01:22:09.000 I was thinking yesterday.

01:22:10.000 Well, you guys were talking about that yesterday.

01:22:12.000 It's the ethics.

01:22:13.000 Because if you just, I'm not going to invest in the company because I don't agree with their ethics.

01:22:17.000 And then that's the company.

01:22:18.000 But you know, that's the company that's going to make money.

01:22:20.000 You lose it investing.

01:22:21.000 You can't make money on the stock market.

01:22:22.000 You have to.

01:22:23.000 Occasionally it'll align that your ethics align with the company if it's going to make the money, but often it's like, and then, but at the same time, Palantir is like American spy tech.

01:22:32.000 And there's more global spy tech, like Chinese spy tech that we're kind of going up against for the next world war.

01:22:37.000 It's going to be a spy tech war of perception.

01:22:40.000 So Palantir might be our best ally, you know, like the guys that built the Adam bomb.

01:22:44.000 I'm glad they were American.

01:22:45.000 So maybe we can make Palantir the best spy tech and actually preserve American Republicanism.

01:22:50.000 I think the, you know, we're talking about these Tesla cars and all this other weird shit.

01:22:54.000 I think we're fucked.

01:22:56.000 I try not to swear.

01:22:57.000 It just comes out.

01:22:59.000 But we've been screwing out with AI music more and more and more.

01:23:02.000 Yeah.

01:23:03.000 And our buddy Andy, who works here, he didn't believe it.

01:23:07.000 He's like, no, AI is bad.

01:23:09.000 And then today he was like, dude, I started using it because Suno rolled out their latest update.

01:23:15.000 I'm telling you, man, I have these naysayers telling me like it'll never be human level music.

01:23:22.000 Nah, I guarantee you that even the songs we put up now, the average person is going to be like, I had no idea.

01:23:26.000 And I can tell you this because we've been playing some of the songs we've been working on.

01:23:29.000 What we've been doing is I'll write a song on my guitar, sing it into my phone, upload it, and it will finish the whole song in 10 seconds.

01:23:39.000 And then several of our guests come in and they're like, oh, who is this?

01:23:42.000 And I was like, I just made it right now.

01:23:43.000 And they're like, it's you.

01:23:44.000 And I was like, I literally just uploaded this into, it took me five minutes to do.

01:23:49.000 Like that.

01:23:50.000 And he's talking about AI corporations, automated fast food restaurants, humans, it's going to be like wall-y.

01:23:58.000 You know, we're going to be big and fat, floating around in chairs.

01:24:00.000 Well, maybe some, some people, but the one thing it'll do is reduce slave labor because the artificial intelligence will be able to craft factories that do all that remote labor.

01:24:08.000 A lot of that wrote labor for us.

01:24:10.000 So the competition with China is going to be like, fuck, they're slave labor.

01:24:14.000 We got AI building our stuff.

01:24:17.000 You will too.

01:24:19.000 And then it's about what you said yesterday, Tim.

01:24:21.000 I love this.

01:24:21.000 I fully agree.

01:24:22.000 We're going towards a creation economy where your thoughts and your willingness to propel those thoughts are going to make you famous and well-loved and goods receding.

01:24:30.000 Like, if you give the idea to the AI first, the AI is going to make sure you get compensated for it.

01:24:34.000 Tim, you think music could make music of today because music of today is weak?

01:24:40.000 No, no, no, no.

01:24:40.000 Because I don't feel like AI, this is going to sound old, but I don't think AI can match Bob Dylan.

01:24:47.000 I disagree.

01:24:48.000 Like his first.

01:24:50.000 There's a few.

01:24:52.000 I wonder if there were like that soul.

01:24:54.000 I do understand the argument.

01:24:56.000 I just think that.

01:24:58.000 Like, can you do a Cardi B song?

01:25:00.000 It could do Dylan.

01:25:00.000 Sure.

01:25:02.000 It's big words.

01:25:03.000 I bet.

01:25:05.000 So here's the thing right now.

01:25:07.000 Are you a Dylan fan?

01:25:10.000 50-50.

01:25:11.000 You don't really know his whole album.

01:25:12.000 His whole body of work.

01:25:12.000 No.

01:25:13.000 I mean, there's some songs, dude, where his lyrics, I'm like, how'd you do that, dude?

01:25:13.000 No.

01:25:17.000 So right now.

01:25:18.000 He doesn't even know.

01:25:19.000 He says he doesn't even know.

01:25:19.000 I will say this.

01:25:20.000 He's like, I don't know how to do it.

01:25:21.000 Well, you know, I think I know the interview that you talked about.

01:25:23.000 You know who he said helped him with it.

01:25:25.000 Who?

01:25:26.000 Satan.

01:25:27.000 Oh, hilarious.

01:25:28.000 I mean, he didn't, in so many words.

01:25:30.000 He's like, the dark.

01:25:31.000 He's like, it's gone now.

01:25:32.000 Here's what I, what I say.

01:25:34.000 I'll pay for it later, he said.

01:25:35.000 The AI stuff that we're seeing right now is it's a year old.

01:25:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:40.000 Fair.

01:25:41.000 Because you never know how much better it can get.

01:25:43.000 Right.

01:25:44.000 Right now, no, but in the future, it's only been a year of sure.

01:25:47.000 One year ago, when we were using, there's Udio and Suno are the two like prominent music generation AIs.

01:25:54.000 And it was novel.

01:25:57.000 Like Richie walks down the stairs and I play a song and it's like, Richie Jackson skating down the street.

01:26:02.000 He's like, what?

01:26:04.000 It says, what's going on?

01:26:05.000 And we're like, it just took 10 seconds to do.

01:26:06.000 You just type in, make a song about Richie Jackson skateboarding and it did.

01:26:10.000 But the songs were never good.

01:26:12.000 It was a song.

01:26:13.000 It sounded produced.

01:26:14.000 They rolled out 4.5 and we are sitting here dumbfounded how psychotically good this music is.

01:26:21.000 You can insert your own songs, which is the big difference.

01:26:24.000 And it'll make, you'll insert just a rough cover of you playing acoustic guitar singing and then it'll create a full band artistry and it'll pump hundreds of them out for you.

01:26:32.000 You'll just keep hitting generate, generate, generate, change the prompt.

01:26:34.000 No, make it big ballroom orchestra.

01:26:36.000 Generate, generate, generate.

01:26:38.000 No, make it a country song.

01:26:39.000 I'll put it like this.

01:26:39.000 Generate.

01:26:40.000 Full, awesome sound, but it's not consistent vocals.

01:26:42.000 It's kind of right.

01:26:43.000 The soul is missing.

01:26:44.000 You got battery cars that can take off quicker than engine cars, but they can't do burnouts.

01:26:48.000 They don't have the feel.

01:26:50.000 You know, it's like AI can do this stuff where it's like vinyl music.

01:26:54.000 Like, I don't know.

01:26:55.000 I'm not old enough to understand that people are like, dude, CD is vital is where it's at.

01:26:59.000 I'm like, really?

01:27:00.000 I can't, this one's been remastered.

01:27:02.000 It sounds really good.

01:27:03.000 No, dude, the whole thing about the vinyl.

01:27:05.000 I'm like, okay, I get your argument.

01:27:07.000 It's the same as like, I forgot what I was going to say, but there's like this core, like Pantera.

01:27:14.000 Like AI matches Pantera.

01:27:16.000 You can't do what Dimebag did.

01:27:18.000 You can't.

01:27:18.000 Even the thing that the mistakes that he did in it is the best part about it.

01:27:23.000 That's true.

01:27:23.000 It can't have the errors that make it human.

01:27:27.000 Right.

01:27:28.000 What I will say is I agree with you on, I got this, we got the smart TV out there.

01:27:32.000 We got this monitor up here in the studio.

01:27:34.000 People who are watching online never, they don't know that we have a gigantic TV so everyone can see that so people in the room can see our news stories.

01:27:40.000 I would much prefer if there was a dot a knob for volume that I could pull out to turn the TV on and it would just turn on.

01:27:48.000 We talk about how great technology is, but I'm going to say it again because I know everybody agrees with me.

01:27:53.000 You turned your TV on and it said, would you like to update?

01:27:55.000 And you put no.

01:27:56.000 And you've got to click four different updates every single time you want to open.

01:28:00.000 I know this because every TV we have does this.

01:28:04.000 When you turn the smart TVs on, it's like, would you like to update?

01:28:06.000 No.

01:28:06.000 Would you like to update your remote?

01:28:07.000 Then you open the YouTube app.

01:28:07.000 No.

01:28:08.000 Would you like to update the app?

01:28:09.000 No.

01:28:10.000 Would you like to update your TV software?

01:28:11.000 Stop.

01:28:12.000 I will punch the TV.

01:28:13.000 My point is, everybody still bought the TVs.

01:28:17.000 So I think you're right largely that there's going to be a lot of that human element missing, but everyone's going to adopt it out of convenience.

01:28:26.000 You're seeing a correction in the vehicle market.

01:28:28.000 Like people are demanding analog.

01:28:30.000 I want to touch buttons.

01:28:31.000 I want knobs.

01:28:32.000 I'm sick of the big screen down the middle.

01:28:34.000 And these companies are actually throwing out these mock, these mock sketches, and people are in love with it.

01:28:39.000 Well, here's the thing.

01:28:40.000 Driving my Tesla versus my Honda.

01:28:44.000 In the Honda, I can be looking straight and I can feel and I can feel the buttons.

01:28:50.000 I know which one is AC up, AC down.

01:28:52.000 I know which knob does what.

01:28:53.000 On the Tesla, it's a flat screen.

01:28:55.000 So you have to look at it.

01:28:56.000 And then the car yells at you.

01:28:57.000 And like electronic locks that you can't get open if the battery's dead, windows that don't.

01:29:01.000 I love that, dude.

01:29:02.000 Have you ever seen those videos where the guy's like, my phone died, so I'm locked out of my car?

01:29:06.000 That's insane.

01:29:08.000 See, I think there's an ear, there's a feel.

01:29:10.000 You know, like when I race cars, you feel the car with your butt.

01:29:15.000 And if you don't feel a car with your butt, you don't care how it drives.

01:29:20.000 Like, if it, if it drives in a very relaxing, comfortable manner, you're satisfied.

01:29:26.000 It's the same as a car.

01:29:28.000 Like my friend Tony Hawk, yes, name drop.

01:29:31.000 He loves the battery car and he's always like, dude, this thing takes off so quick.

01:29:34.000 And I'm like, I get it.

01:29:35.000 And I'm very happy for you.

01:29:37.000 But to me, I'm old school.

01:29:40.000 And there's a thing with the clutch and the way it takes off and feeling the rubber starting to break free and you back off just enough so it doesn't break free.

01:29:48.000 Is it more effective?

01:29:50.000 I don't care.

01:29:51.000 I care about the feeling of it.

01:29:53.000 And it's like digital music.

01:29:54.000 I'm not saying it's bad.

01:29:56.000 I'm just saying, you know, like, you know, BB King, like the way he played guitar when he, if you're there and you're watching him, the sound of the pick hitting the strings, you can't do that.

01:30:11.000 But if you don't have that ear, because in the end, these people that did hear the original sound of that, they'll be gone.

01:30:18.000 So the AI sound, what do you have to match it up against?

01:30:22.000 You'll be very satisfied.

01:30:23.000 It's like in The Matrix when he says, you ever wonder if the reason robots can't taste, that's why everything tastes like chicken?

01:30:28.000 Wow.

01:30:29.000 Yeah.

01:30:30.000 So the AI, here's where I agree with you.

01:30:34.000 Sitting in that room listening to a live performance from Bob Dylan will never be recreated.

01:30:40.000 No recording will ever capture that.

01:30:42.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:30:43.000 The AI can only be trained on the recordings that we have.

01:30:46.000 So what's going to happen is you're going to ask the AI to create what sounds like that live performance, but it will never be able to capture it.

01:30:54.000 It will just be a skin suit being worn by the machine.

01:30:58.000 Right.

01:30:58.000 And you've got.

01:30:59.000 There's a Feeling that it's the same with horses, man.

01:31:03.000 There's a feeling that you think you know, but you don't unless you're in it.

01:31:09.000 Yeah, acoustic vibration, literally, because the binary of digital makes it so you're either hearing a one or zero pulse.

01:31:14.000 You're not hearing the fluid analog sound like you would in a room.

01:31:17.000 Whale sounds like I just saw something the other day where if you're in the water with the whale and they start talking, the water vibrates and you vibrate in the water.

01:31:26.000 That's true.

01:31:27.000 Just piss off AI with your stereotypes.

01:31:29.000 You ain't matching that, dude.

01:31:31.000 Unless they start communicating with that, and we won't know.

01:31:35.000 They'll be having a conversation where we think they're having like a topic of conversation about the weather, but they're actually transmitting vibrational data.

01:31:41.000 And we'll be like, we can't even perceive it.

01:31:43.000 But that's how the AI will communicate with itself.

01:31:45.000 Allegedly, you can get killed from a sperm whale click.

01:31:48.000 Really?

01:31:49.000 Yeah.

01:31:50.000 They say it can be fatal.

01:31:51.000 They're breaking the sound barrier.

01:31:52.000 I don't know.

01:31:53.000 It's just a big acoustic wave that comes at you and it can rupture your organs.

01:31:57.000 And they use that as a defense mechanism.

01:31:59.000 You do know small animals.

01:32:00.000 You do know that if you get hit in the chest at the exact right moment, your heart stops.

01:32:05.000 Yeah, I believe it happened to the safety for the Bills.

01:32:08.000 Really?

01:32:09.000 DeMar Hamlin.

01:32:10.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:32:10.000 He got hit with the helmet at very specific time, stop his heart.

01:32:13.000 And it can start your heart.

01:32:14.000 They save him, though.

01:32:15.000 They saved him, but he was dead for like 10 minutes.

01:32:17.000 Whoa.

01:32:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:32:18.000 What?

01:32:19.000 DeMar Hamlin, D-A-M-A-R.

01:32:21.000 And completely normal after that?

01:32:22.000 Yeah, he actually came back and played for a few years.

01:32:25.000 I don't know if he's still in the league.

01:32:26.000 The thing is, it happened during COVID.

01:32:29.000 So there was obviously some connections there that people were making.

01:32:32.000 There was a thing.

01:32:33.000 There was baseball players a lot too.

01:32:34.000 There was a kid playing in Little League, and he got hit in the chest at the exact right moment by the baseball, and it shut his heart off.

01:32:42.000 I've been boxers a lot too.

01:32:44.000 I knew a kickboxer.

01:32:45.000 It happened to you.

01:32:46.000 I used to be aware of that.

01:32:47.000 That's crazy, dude.

01:32:48.000 Yeah.

01:32:48.000 Because you can start a heart with that same pressure.

01:32:48.000 I wonder what.

01:32:50.000 Exactly.

01:32:52.000 I think it's in between beats.

01:32:54.000 There's a millisecond gap where if you get hit right in that spot, DeMar doesn't play.

01:32:59.000 I remember the story, right?

01:33:00.000 It was a big deal.

01:33:01.000 And it was like right during COVID, so it was a big debate.

01:33:04.000 Everybody was.

01:33:05.000 And they said it was a stunt double when he came back.

01:33:07.000 Well, that was weird, though, to be honest.

01:33:07.000 Yeah, right.

01:33:09.000 It was a little weird.

01:33:10.000 He's like covered up and he's going like this and you can't see his face.

01:33:13.000 It's like, oh, what is this?

01:33:13.000 Yeah.

01:33:14.000 And he also turned out to not be a very good player.

01:33:17.000 So everyone was expecting this big comeback and then Bill's fancy some really nasty stuff about him.

01:33:24.000 Yeah.

01:33:24.000 Plus him.

01:33:25.000 But, you know, there's going to be something really weird that happens when all of our movies and entertainment and everything, like, hey, man, look, we predicted this, and I'm going to bring it up again.

01:33:37.000 I'm predicting what I'm going to call like, they're going to call it like Disney X or like Disney experience.

01:33:43.000 You call it a Disney World.

01:33:43.000 Disney World.

01:33:44.000 I said the same thing.

01:33:45.000 They'll call it Disney World.

01:33:46.000 And that'll be the AI realm.

01:33:48.000 And you're going to open your.

01:33:49.000 So there's Disney Plus right now, right?

01:33:51.000 You got all your movies in it.

01:33:52.000 They're going to launch a companion for like an additional $29.99 a month.

01:33:55.000 And it's going to have a little microphone on the screen and you're going to click okay on your remote and you're going to say, I'd like to watch a Star Wars movie where Mace Windu doesn't try to kill the Chancellor and has him arrested.

01:34:09.000 Oh, wow.

01:34:10.000 And it's going to go, you got it, rendering.

01:34:12.000 And then it's going to have a little circle fill out, and then it's going to start the movie.

01:34:17.000 And I don't know how long it's going to take to do it.

01:34:19.000 Maybe, maybe a couple of years, but Amazon just invested in something called Showrunner.

01:34:23.000 Oh, yeah.

01:34:24.000 Which is an AI service that is a company that is a company that launched specifically so that you can AI create shows.

01:34:32.000 You literally just say, make me a cartoon comedy about a detective who has a sidekick who's a giraffe.

01:34:38.000 And it's like, okay.

01:34:39.000 And you like, tell it, use Ian Crossland's online persona to figure out what kind of humor he likes and make it that kind of thing.

01:34:48.000 Probably not because of copyright stuff, but this is it.

01:34:50.000 And right now they're telling everyone to join their Discord so you can bring your stories to life.

01:34:55.000 Amazon just bought this like three days ago or something.

01:34:57.000 I don't know if they bought it, but they invested in it.

01:34:59.000 Okay.

01:34:59.000 I kind of want to also.

01:35:01.000 I've been talking about this technology for a couple of years.

01:35:03.000 You join, you go this, look, man.

01:35:05.000 Whoa.

01:35:05.000 Who's going to want to watch?

01:35:08.000 Like, think about it.

01:35:09.000 It's like, hey, do you want to go see the movie?

01:35:10.000 Which movie is it?

01:35:11.000 It's the new Mission Impossible.

01:35:13.000 I can't stand Tom Cruise, man.

01:35:13.000 I don't know.

01:35:15.000 I'd rather watch a Brad Pitt Mission Impossible.

01:35:17.000 Okay.

01:35:17.000 Do you want to go to your house and watch a Brad Pitt Mission Impossible on Showrunner?

01:35:20.000 Okay.

01:35:21.000 That's what they're going to do.

01:35:21.000 Yeah.

01:35:22.000 Oh.

01:35:22.000 So people will be compromising.

01:35:25.000 Here's my prediction.

01:35:27.000 My prediction early on was that what's going to happen is you're not going to go to the movies anymore.

01:35:32.000 You're going to follow creators.

01:35:35.000 So my boy Andy, for instance, who does boonie stuff, knows everything about Final Fantasy.

01:35:41.000 Amazing guy, by the way.

01:35:42.000 So what happens is these companies don't have the die-hard fans like him.

01:35:49.000 He's like the comic book guy in Simpsons who goes, excuse me, actually, the second rib was hit twice.

01:35:54.000 It made two clearly distinct noises.

01:35:56.000 So he can go into the AI and say, no, the new Final Fantasy game needs to be like this with this story.

01:36:03.000 And then what's going to happen is these people are going to go online and they're going to be like, dude, have you played Andy's new game?

01:36:08.000 It's amazing.

01:36:09.000 They're going to follow him on Showrunner and then they're going to look at the shows he conceptualizes and that's what they'll end up watching.

01:36:17.000 And we're already starting to see it because on the Suno app, you AI generate songs and then choose which ones to publish.

01:36:23.000 And then people will follow, like, comment, and share your account and your posts as if it's social media.

01:36:29.000 That's happening right now.

01:36:31.000 And there's a song on Suna with over a million streams already.

01:36:34.000 And it's like an electronica song with like a synth female voice.

01:36:37.000 In the past week, it's gotten like a million hits.

01:36:40.000 Dang.

01:36:40.000 It's getting crazy.

01:36:42.000 Somebody AI rendered a fake video game.

01:36:45.000 Got 30 million views.

01:36:47.000 It was five seconds of just like first person, you know, walking through a forest.

01:36:53.000 And it looks like a hybrid between a 2D, like a 2D and a 3D.

01:36:58.000 So it's like, it looks like there are frames like a cartoon, but it's 3D as you walk.

01:37:05.000 And it got 30 million hits before people realized it wasn't a real game in development.

01:37:08.000 Someone just AI rendered a video.

01:37:11.000 I'm looking forward to it because I've complained about the jobs economy for a while, the way the Federal Reserve had a setup.

01:37:16.000 You dig a hole, you fill the hole up.

01:37:17.000 We'll make sure you both get paid with our money that you pay us back at interest.

01:37:20.000 It's a Ponzi scheme.

01:37:22.000 They've kept people busy with jobs and brainwashed them to think that's the only way to procure settlements is through jobs.

01:37:28.000 But So we're in a transition economy.

01:37:32.000 It's never going to go away.

01:37:32.000 Like, dudes, there's still going to be plumbers.

01:37:34.000 Maybe we'll make AI snakes that can get in and do all the manual labor that dudes, electricians.

01:37:40.000 But for now, those things, but it's the creative minds are being, you know, I guess, I don't know what you would say, relevated or elevated right now.

01:37:48.000 And that's awesome.

01:37:50.000 I love that about society that we could make robots do all this bullshit.

01:37:53.000 And now for the cherry on top.

01:37:55.000 The cherry on top is Neuralink.

01:37:55.000 What's that?

01:37:57.000 So you can do it all in your head without thinking.

01:38:00.000 We need to build a corporate governance.

01:38:02.000 So that you can put the, you know, it's not even going to be, it's not, it's going to be wireless.

01:38:07.000 We're already in the world of wireless tech.

01:38:08.000 Once you get the Neuralink implant and it can write to your brain and read from your brain, you will simply just connect to the Wi-Fi on your brain and you're going to be like, it's not even about watching movies.

01:38:21.000 You're going to be like, me and my friends, you're going to go to your friends and be like, it's going to be psychic, by the way, because you're going to be on X in your brain.

01:38:28.000 And you're going to be like, hey, you guys want to go to the movies?

01:38:30.000 And you're going to zonk out and all of you will instantly, exactly.

01:38:30.000 Sure.

01:38:35.000 You'll instantly be experiencing being in an AMC theater buying popcorn.

01:38:39.000 And the best part is you can eat whatever you want nonstop.

01:38:42.000 And you're going to be like, I want a big thing of popcorn, splash the butter, the caramel, chocolate chips.

01:38:46.000 I can eat whatever I want in this fake reality.

01:38:48.000 And then you go into the movie theater and you get the movie theater experience.

01:38:51.000 It's all in your brain.

01:38:52.000 The worst thing about it is everybody's going to go into their own private little universes where they get to be demigods flying around shooting lasers or whatever they want to do, banging celebrities.

01:39:01.000 And they're going to come back.

01:39:02.000 They're not going to come back.

01:39:03.000 I think they're going to do way worse things than that.

01:39:04.000 Indeed.

01:39:05.000 Maybe we're already in it, dude.

01:39:07.000 And maybe there's going to be competing versions of it.

01:39:10.000 The World Economic Order or the liberal, which is trying to become the world order, is trying to put people in pods.

01:39:15.000 Literally, Kalashwab talked about people being in pods and eating bugs and being happy in this tech, blinded to the fact that they're even in it.

01:39:22.000 But now Elon's trying to build like a co-parallel version of it that we could legitimize so you don't get lost in it.

01:39:28.000 I got to tell you, like, so we have a chat.

01:39:31.000 Someone chatted.

01:39:31.000 Tilly Farilli says, no, Tim Kess, people will be in the movie.

01:39:35.000 They will be the characters.

01:39:37.000 Some people will choose, but some people don't want to do that.

01:39:40.000 Some people just want to hang out with their friends and watch Spider-Man.

01:39:42.000 And that's.

01:39:43.000 I'll watch you if you want to go in.

01:39:45.000 But I will tell you this.

01:39:46.000 There are many times I'm watching a movie where I'm tempted.

01:39:49.000 Like, I wish I could just go in there and just punch that guy in the face.

01:39:52.000 You know what I mean?

01:39:53.000 So like, Mace Windu trying to kill the Chancellor.

01:39:56.000 I'm telling you, when I get AI, that is the first thing I'm doing.

01:39:59.000 What if it was like, no, you have to become Mace Windu and do it for him?

01:40:02.000 Like, you have to, or if we went and I was like, dude, be Mace Windu for this scene.

01:40:05.000 And you're like, okay, so you become the.

01:40:08.000 We can do that.

01:40:09.000 So I can already AI generate Atari games.

01:40:12.000 So you can go in and say, make me Space Invaders and it'll do it.

01:40:14.000 Boom.

01:40:15.000 30 seconds and you got Space Invaders.

01:40:16.000 And this is making me think we're already in it.

01:40:18.000 Maybe.

01:40:19.000 Because after a while, if you could do that and you could do everything you want and live the life that you would want, human nature would be, I'm bored of winning and sleeping with whoever it is is the most famous hot chick.

01:40:32.000 I want to lose.

01:40:34.000 I want to get fired.

01:40:34.000 I want to wake up with cancer.

01:40:36.000 I got to be able to get it.

01:40:37.000 I want to get divorced and be in credit card debt.

01:40:39.000 What are the chances of being a world's best pro skateboarder, famous comedian?

01:40:46.000 It's slim.

01:40:48.000 Yeah.

01:40:48.000 So for all you know, you're some fat dude who was like, man, I wish I was Jason Ellis and you plugged your brain in.

01:40:54.000 Now you're sitting here.

01:40:55.000 Wait, that's the case.

01:40:57.000 I'm just going to go out there and drop in real quick and get that money because I cannot shake that right now.

01:41:03.000 You'll wake up at a studio apartment in like Cleveland.

01:41:08.000 I have been thinking that your spirit, like your spirits.

01:41:11.000 I don't know how spiritual you get.

01:41:12.000 When I smoked DMT one time, I vaped it and I was in the presence of them and it was a lot like an ER wing.

01:41:17.000 I was like, it was like being in a VRM.

01:41:21.000 Smoke a DMT.

01:41:22.000 Like a stereoscopic realm.

01:41:24.000 But they were there.

01:41:24.000 And I wonder if they created this to simulate experience, like what he's saying, suffering.

01:41:30.000 It's totally possible.

01:41:31.000 They're bored.

01:41:32.000 Because they get bored.

01:41:34.000 They want to lose, man.

01:41:35.000 Or hold on, like, legendary difficulty.

01:41:37.000 It's like a video game.

01:41:38.000 You know, so when you play a video game and you put in cheat codes, it's fun for a little while and then bored.

01:41:45.000 Yeah.

01:41:45.000 So it's like you need some conflict to make it worth your time.

01:41:49.000 Losing everything and getting it back is better than winning the first time.

01:41:53.000 That was the whole point.

01:41:54.000 I know, because I've done it.

01:41:56.000 You know, I've lost being a pro skateboarder.

01:41:58.000 And then I had the number two show on Sirius XM.

01:42:01.000 Can't read, dude.

01:42:02.000 I made millions of dollars a year.

01:42:04.000 Do you know how cool that felt?

01:42:06.000 People in skateboarding was like, it's just your car.

01:42:07.000 I was like, yeah.

01:42:09.000 Dude, how did you do that?

01:42:10.000 I'm like, it felt better than the first time around.

01:42:13.000 Yeah.

01:42:14.000 That's why I can't wait for comedy to work out for me because I'll be like three times in one life.

01:42:19.000 Triple crown.

01:42:19.000 Yeah.

01:42:21.000 Do you know if you're going to be at the show tomorrow?

01:42:23.000 I don't know yet.

01:42:24.000 I got it.

01:42:24.000 I haven't.

01:42:25.000 I'm doing this.

01:42:26.000 I know.

01:42:26.000 I don't want to text her right now.

01:42:28.000 Love it.

01:42:28.000 That's inappropriate.

01:42:30.000 I just want to know how hard I'm trying to get you to come and join the show we're having tomorrow live.

01:42:33.000 All right.

01:42:34.000 It's only up to, hey, my manager, do you want to take care of my dogs and cats for one more day?

01:42:42.000 That's really the question.

01:42:43.000 She'll be first.

01:42:44.000 I wonder if the spirits decided to plant seeds across the universe by using what they called panspermia, where they send fungal spores out through deep space, but they send like an electromagnetic pulse to propel that stuff.

01:42:56.000 Jesus DMT.

01:42:58.000 They remain tethered to the matter so that they can interact with it by getting it.

01:43:06.000 And so on.

01:43:07.000 DMT didn't do much.

01:43:08.000 I'm telling you.

01:43:10.000 Richie's not wrong.

01:43:11.000 It might be entangled to the photons that are passing through our bodies.

01:43:15.000 Yeah, you just showed it.

01:43:16.000 Causing the heart to beat.

01:43:17.000 Because I was like, how would a spirit of high frequency be coupled with my physical matter?

01:43:17.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:43:23.000 But I also, but maybe it's they're entangled with the light that you hit.

01:43:23.000 Didn't seem right.

01:43:26.000 You know, it hits you.

01:43:27.000 You know what's funny about all this, though?

01:43:28.000 And everybody's laughing.

01:43:30.000 No more coffee for you, all right?

01:43:31.000 But here's the thing.

01:43:32.000 Here's the thing.

01:43:33.000 That's why I talk about how I bought the stock in that company that does graphene and made a bunch of money.

01:43:37.000 Because we're probably the chattering monkeys laughing at Ian, and he's right.

01:43:40.000 Yeah.

01:43:41.000 The spirits are laughing.

01:43:43.000 I think they like that I'm talking about this.

01:43:45.000 If they're real, they seem to be.

01:43:46.000 They really like that I'm making a deal out of it, that they're bringing it up.

01:43:49.000 Yeah.

01:43:50.000 I mean, it's a weird thing that when you believe it, because I was not a talented athlete when I was a skateboarder.

01:43:58.000 Like I was, I had two twin friends that were twin brothers.

01:44:01.000 One was fat and one was obese.

01:44:03.000 And they were better than me for the first three years.

01:44:05.000 And I kept just, I loved it.

01:44:07.000 I thought about it all the time.

01:44:08.000 And I was like, I'm going to be a pro skateboarder one day.

01:44:11.000 You'll see.

01:44:11.000 And at the point where I said that, there was no such thing as an Australian-born professional skateboarder.

01:44:17.000 And I was positive I was going to make it.

01:44:19.000 And one day at the ramp, I learned all these tricks in one day.

01:44:24.000 You skate, so you get it.

01:44:25.000 Front side ollie.

01:44:25.000 Were you the first?

01:44:27.000 I was doing fronts at Ollie's level with the coping.

01:44:29.000 And my friend Gary Valentine was like, dude, you look like you do that really easy.

01:44:33.000 Why don't you pose one like two foot high?

01:44:35.000 And I posed it.

01:44:36.000 He was like, you could have made that.

01:44:38.000 And then I made it.

01:44:39.000 And he was like, dude, how high do you think you can do it?

01:44:42.000 You just surprised me from, I believed you and made it.

01:44:42.000 I'm like, I don't know.

01:44:45.000 Then I did a four-foot one and made it.

01:44:48.000 Then I did a five-foot one.

01:44:49.000 And at that time in Australia, that's the highest front side alley anyone had ever done.

01:44:53.000 Wow.

01:44:53.000 And then I front side alley into a tail grab into a starfish and do a front side into a lean air.

01:44:57.000 And then the next day, skateboard spawn skateboard shop guy owned the shop comes down.

01:45:01.000 He's like, you ever tried a back side alley?

01:45:02.000 You ever tried a body jar?

01:45:04.000 You ever tried?

01:45:04.000 And I ollied into all these things.

01:45:06.000 And I became maybe in the top thousand the day before.

01:45:11.000 In 24 hours, I was in the top five in the country.

01:45:16.000 And I learned all these tricks in one day.

01:45:18.000 And it came to me like it was like a little weird gift thing where I was like, did that just happen?

01:45:25.000 And all of a sudden, I became one of the better skateboarders in Australia.

01:45:28.000 And then I was like, I'm going to America.

01:45:30.000 I'm going to be a pro skateboarder.

01:45:31.000 And then the rest is history.

01:45:33.000 It was because when I look back at it, I believed things that weren't real.

01:45:38.000 I knew it.

01:45:39.000 But you can't, you didn't, I didn't know it.

01:45:41.000 But if you had asked me, I would have said it with conviction.

01:45:44.000 Oh, yeah, I'm going to be Tony Hawk and I are going to be friends.

01:45:48.000 I'm going to be one of the greatest skateboarders in the world.

01:45:51.000 And I was absolutely positive.

01:45:53.000 What are the chances of that?

01:45:54.000 Very slim.

01:45:55.000 Studio apartment in Cleveland.

01:45:57.000 Don't ruin it.

01:45:58.000 I don't want to go back to Cleveland.

01:46:00.000 No offense, anybody.

01:46:01.000 All right.

01:46:02.000 We got to go to your chats, everybody.

01:46:03.000 So smash the like button.

01:46:04.000 Share the show with everyone you know.

01:46:06.000 It's Friday night.

01:46:07.000 Thank you guys for hanging out.

01:46:08.000 There's so much more you could be doing, but we're going to read your chats right now.

01:46:10.000 We got some big ones.

01:46:12.000 Timothy Robinson, Melton says, please help my brother Patrick at GoFundMe titled Join Patrick's Journey to Beat Leukemia.

01:46:20.000 Love you guys.

01:46:21.000 Sorry for only chatting when I need help.

01:46:24.000 Hey, man, that's a brutal, brutal thing.

01:46:26.000 And I wish your brother Patrick the best.

01:46:29.000 That's a GoFundMe Patrick's Journey to Beat Leukemia, man.

01:46:32.000 Best of luck.

01:46:33.000 You got it, Patrick.

01:46:34.000 Shana Ch Wilder says, I can't wait to see y'all tomorrow for the Culture War Live and to heckle a certain pimp on a blimp.

01:46:40.000 Oh, and Mother Shuckers is amazing, enjoying it right now.

01:46:42.000 Thanks to him.

01:46:43.000 Oh, you're hanging out at Mother Shuckers right now.

01:46:46.000 Tom, I said, what up?

01:46:47.000 We love that place.

01:46:47.000 Those guys are awesome.

01:46:48.000 Oh, they shuck oysters?

01:46:50.000 I guess.

01:46:50.000 I don't know.

01:46:51.000 I got crabs.

01:46:51.000 It's called Mother Shuckers.

01:46:52.000 I got scallops.

01:46:53.000 They got chicken wings.

01:46:54.000 Bro, I got chicken wings and scallops at the same time.

01:46:58.000 Oh, amazing.

01:46:59.000 Yeah, you guys talk about it.

01:47:00.000 Clarified butter.

01:47:01.000 Look, scallops.

01:47:02.000 You ever cook scallops?

01:47:04.000 I don't want to waste time.

01:47:04.000 We got super chats in the pipeline, but they're challenging.

01:47:07.000 It's a very kind of specific question.

01:47:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:47:09.000 It's an art, you know, a 20-second art.

01:47:10.000 You want to get the seer and flip it.

01:47:12.000 Otherwise, you get rubbery.

01:47:14.000 Learning from Gordon Ramsey.

01:47:15.000 All right.

01:47:16.000 Good guy.

01:47:16.000 Indirectly.

01:47:17.000 Fright says, two questions from the culture war.

01:47:19.000 If he a male dog, is he also gay?

01:47:22.000 And who is the crazy eye guy standing behind Alex and the other guy that was staring at everybody?

01:47:26.000 That was, I think, Mike Mike.

01:47:27.000 Mike Mike.

01:47:28.000 Yeah, Mike, Mike.

01:47:29.000 You got to ask Matan.

01:47:30.000 Oh.

01:47:30.000 Matan's great.

01:47:31.000 He's got a lot.

01:47:33.000 He's going places.

01:47:33.000 That kid's amazing.

01:47:34.000 He's a funny guy.

01:47:36.000 You know him, right?

01:47:37.000 He's a funny kid.

01:47:38.000 I thought he was in his 20s.

01:47:39.000 He's like, I'm 18.

01:47:41.000 And it's crazy because he's been around for years.

01:47:42.000 Yeah.

01:47:43.000 He was like 12 doing this stuff.

01:47:44.000 He's funny.

01:47:46.000 I had a lot of fun doing his show.

01:47:47.000 I like that.

01:47:47.000 I brought bodyguards.

01:47:50.000 I had two bodyguards.

01:47:51.000 I pretended to be very seriously threatening the whole time.

01:47:57.000 So the funny thing that happened with the Culture War show is that so in the green room, and we should have filmed it because we were laughing for two hours straight.

01:48:05.000 It was a lot of fun.

01:48:07.000 Pisco was trying to do this argument thing about how everybody's gay because he said something like, who would you rather hook up with?

01:48:15.000 I'm toning the language down.

01:48:16.000 He says, who would you rather hook up with, you know, Blair White or, you know, Buck Angel or whatever.

01:48:23.000 And Matan responded with, I don't want to eat crap either.

01:48:28.000 Why would you ask me that question?

01:48:30.000 Because the left uses this argument that clearly men would rather be with the male who looks female than the female who looks male.

01:48:38.000 And so then Matan said something like, I think I then responded with, oh, okay, Pisco, would you rather bang a Rottweiler or a Chihuahua?

01:48:47.000 Like, what's your preference if that's your argument?

01:48:50.000 And it's like the reality is nobody wants to.

01:48:52.000 And then he like gave a wishy-washy answer.

01:48:55.000 And then Matan was like, what do you mean, man?

01:48:56.000 Answer the question.

01:48:57.000 Which dog is it going to be?

01:48:59.000 And then during the show, Matan yelled at Pisco for no reason, just because it was funny.

01:49:04.000 Just, did you rape that dog?

01:49:06.000 And Pisco refused to answer.

01:49:08.000 Oh, he pulled the same tactic back on him.

01:49:11.000 And so then Matan asked again, and he refused to answer.

01:49:14.000 And then what ended up happening was, I think it was like the third or fourth time, Pisco goes, I will not address the dog thing.

01:49:21.000 And then I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:49:22.000 There's something to be addressed.

01:49:24.000 Right.

01:49:24.000 He just addressed it by not saying he wasn't going to address it.

01:49:26.000 After the sixth time, everyone in the room started looking around like, why won't he say no?

01:49:32.000 Or like, Matan said, so the dog looks like he was like, honestly, I wasn't really thinking about what it meant.

01:49:38.000 I just thought it would be funny to say.

01:49:39.000 And I figured he would just laugh or say no.

01:49:42.000 The answer would have been no.

01:49:42.000 Every dog consented.

01:49:45.000 Yeah, I was like, the appropriate response is just to join the joke, joke around with Matan, and then be like, I don't know.

01:49:53.000 You say something like, nah, she liked it.

01:49:54.000 You know what I mean?

01:49:55.000 Like, to make it a joke, and everyone would have laughed.

01:49:57.000 He approached me.

01:49:57.000 I mean, there's ways to make the joke.

01:50:02.000 Yeah.

01:50:02.000 You got to play with the trips.

01:50:04.000 You could say something like, Matan, you agreed.

01:50:06.000 You agreed if we took, if I paid you for this, you weren't going to tell anybody or something like that.

01:50:09.000 Like, hey, I paid you.

01:50:11.000 Something like that.

01:50:12.000 But tomorrow, I expect it to be substantially more insane because tomorrow's sold out.

01:50:17.000 Okay.

01:50:17.000 Yo, wild.

01:50:18.000 Really?

01:50:18.000 Confirmed that last ticket got bought.

01:50:20.000 I imagine that was it.

01:50:21.000 There was one.

01:50:21.000 Let's see if it got sold.

01:50:22.000 If there's not, you guys got to get this last ticket.

01:50:24.000 I'm sure it's sold out.

01:50:26.000 Yeah.

01:50:26.000 So what happened was it was listed as sold out right before the show started.

01:50:31.000 When it freshed it, it said there was tickets available, and I'm pretty sure it's been sold out all day.

01:50:35.000 Cookies.

01:50:36.000 Yeah.

01:50:37.000 The ninth is not yet sold out, and that's probably going to be substantially crazier.

01:50:40.000 I will be there, so get your tickets for the ninth.

01:50:42.000 Myron Gaines is going to be there.

01:50:43.000 Good.

01:50:44.000 Who else?

01:50:46.000 Kyla from the culture where she was on about a month ago.

01:50:49.000 Turner?

01:50:50.000 Isn't her name?

01:50:51.000 Turner.

01:50:52.000 And Kat Timph is going to be there, too.

01:50:54.000 I'm not familiar with Kat.

01:50:55.000 Yeah, she's on Gutfeld a lot.

01:50:57.000 Awesome.

01:50:58.000 And we're debating: did feminism destroy the West on the ninth?

01:51:02.000 Tomorrow is, you know, defund the police.

01:51:06.000 Putting Myron in a feminism debate is like literally a bull in a china shop.

01:51:10.000 Yeah, it's just meant to be wild.

01:51:12.000 But apparently, well, I shouldn't get into it too much, but apparently people want to protest him.

01:51:17.000 We'll see what happens.

01:51:18.000 What'd he do?

01:51:19.000 There's like a bunch of bunch of viral clips of like, how do I describe this?

01:51:28.000 What do you call it?

01:51:29.000 Because I don't want to say something so banal as like anti-Semitism because it's different, but one could describe some of the things he said such a way.

01:51:37.000 Like when he posts.

01:51:38.000 He stirs the pot.

01:51:39.000 There's a clip of him where he has a show that's about dating and like men and women.

01:51:46.000 And he's very like pro-man, anti-feminist.

01:51:49.000 But someone on his show is talking about how she, it's a black woman saying that she supported Hitler.

01:51:53.000 And it's like very much this like Farrakhan-esque.

01:51:57.000 What's that?

01:51:58.000 What's that organization called?

01:52:00.000 The Nation of Islam.

01:52:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:52:02.000 So it's like, this is very prevalent among a lot of black people who are, you know, part of that circle or whatever.

01:52:08.000 And so as she's praising Hitler, he's laughing and nodding along with her and it went viral.

01:52:12.000 And now they're trying to get him canceled because he's said other things that are comparable to that.

01:52:16.000 And, you know, he's very anti-Israel.

01:52:17.000 And so we're told that they're going to be Jewish groups.

01:52:20.000 They're going to protest him or something.

01:52:22.000 I don't know what's going to happen.

01:52:23.000 Yeah.

01:52:24.000 That was always allowed.

01:52:26.000 Protests.

01:52:27.000 We had three protesters.

01:52:28.000 I just didn't like angry people.

01:52:30.000 They made me uncomfortable.

01:52:31.000 We had a guy at the show get kicked out last week because he was screaming at Gavin McInnes.

01:52:37.000 And at first, it's like, we get it, come to the microphone.

01:52:40.000 We let people in the audience join the stage and come up and debate.

01:52:43.000 And this guy came up to the mic and started, you know, going at Gavin.

01:52:46.000 And to an extent, I'm like, no, no, it's good.

01:52:48.000 Like, by all means, challenge the views, the statements, whatever these people have said, tell them they're wrong and we will debate it.

01:52:54.000 But he wouldn't stop heckling.

01:52:56.000 So then security is like, should we get rid of him?

01:52:57.000 And I was like, Alex, up to you.

01:52:58.000 And Alex is like, get him out of here.

01:53:00.000 Because he's just screaming and he's not actually, you know, that's ruining the show for everybody else.

01:53:05.000 Yeah, like we tolerate a degree of heckling if it's good.

01:53:08.000 Yeah.

01:53:08.000 But if you're doing bad and you won't stop.

01:53:10.000 So the first thing Alex does is just like, hey, guys, tone it down.

01:53:13.000 Take it to the mic.

01:53:15.000 Some people who heckled who were good, we're like, bro, come up to the microphone.

01:53:19.000 Come up.

01:53:19.000 Like, let's say more.

01:53:20.000 And then when they make good points and it's like clearly thought out or funny, we bring them on the stage.

01:53:26.000 Same as comedy, man.

01:53:27.000 Yeah.

01:53:28.000 If you got something to say and it's worth talking about, we can go.

01:53:30.000 I don't care if you win or lose.

01:53:32.000 But if you're just yelling stuff because you're intoxicated, then I'll warn you.

01:53:32.000 Yeah.

01:53:37.000 And then I'm like, hey, man, everybody else bought a ticket to hear comedy.

01:53:40.000 You're not funny.

01:53:42.000 Yeah.

01:53:42.000 You're just fighting at your mouth.

01:53:44.000 That's what was going on.

01:53:46.000 All right.

01:53:46.000 Let's see.

01:53:47.000 Let's grab some more.

01:53:48.000 We got Spooky Toucan.

01:53:49.000 It says the most orderly plane boarding I've seen was oddly in Brazil.

01:53:52.000 Everyone was super calm, polite, and patient.

01:53:54.000 Off the plane, not so much.

01:53:57.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:53:59.000 My one hack is: maybe if I say it out loud, more people will do it, but I wait right before my ticket.

01:54:06.000 Sector seven, get ready.

01:54:07.000 Right before my sector gets called, I'll just get in line.

01:54:09.000 Here we go.

01:54:10.000 Rue actual says, in all caps, I just unsubbed and canceled my years-old Timcast membership, F all of you, especially producer retard that doesn't know F all about actual dog attack stats or what pit bulls were bred for.

01:54:24.000 Told you, man.

01:54:25.000 I told you.

01:54:27.000 I win.

01:54:28.000 I told you.

01:54:29.000 I googled it and then read what Google said.

01:54:33.000 Yeah, I win.

01:54:33.000 That was it.

01:54:34.000 I'm in your head.

01:54:35.000 I win.

01:54:36.000 I think your dog is your dog is biologically attacked.

01:54:38.000 He's an animal.

01:54:40.000 This is the nature of doing podcasting.

01:54:43.000 It's that you have to have the lowest common denominator of opinions to get the maximum audience size because at any point, anything you say might cause a cancellation or something.

01:54:53.000 And so the question we ask is this: How much does the average person care about the topic of pit bulls?

01:54:59.000 Not at all.

01:55:00.000 I don't know.

01:55:00.000 Not at all.

01:55:01.000 To those who have pit bulls, how much a great excessive and they're going to be on the side of defending pit bulls.

01:55:07.000 So the equation is simple.

01:55:08.000 There is no reason to talk about the issue.

01:55:10.000 That's how most podcasters operate.

01:55:12.000 They'll be like, I am not going to say anything about it because there's no new memberships to be gained by pointing it out.

01:55:18.000 There's only old memberships to be lost because people get very offended at what they care about.

01:55:23.000 These pit bull people are so sensitive, too.

01:55:25.000 I mean, it's crazy.

01:55:26.000 I understand not wanting your family to be ripped away from you, you know, with their dog.

01:55:29.000 But selectively breeding those things out of existence, I think, is a much more intelligent, safe thing to do for the species of humanity.

01:55:36.000 I don't want wolves roaming around either.

01:55:38.000 I think pit bulls should be treated the same way we treat anything, literally anything.

01:55:41.000 You're allowed to have a gun.

01:55:42.000 Wait, you don't want wolves roaming around?

01:55:44.000 No, it's the same thing.

01:55:45.000 I don't want to breed wolves into existence.

01:55:46.000 You do?

01:55:47.000 I heard they did it in like Montana or Colorado.

01:55:49.000 Colorado.

01:55:50.000 The farmers were like, stop.

01:55:51.000 Yeah, the city has voted to release the wolves.

01:55:53.000 And the farmers are like, why?

01:55:54.000 And then they just started eating everything.

01:55:56.000 Okay, I'm going to make this pit bull point.

01:55:58.000 This is important.

01:55:59.000 Okay.

01:55:59.000 When I hear a story about a guy who accidentally shoots himself, we all go, you needed better training with your firearm.

01:56:05.000 That's like, you know, you made the mistake of doing this.

01:56:08.000 It's a tragedy, whatever might happen.

01:56:10.000 But you're allowed to have guns.

01:56:12.000 I feel the same with pit bulls.

01:56:13.000 If you have a pit bull and it gets off the leash and kills somebody or maul somebody, I see that no different than somebody is now liable for that attack.

01:56:22.000 Same if you had a gun and misfired and shot somebody.

01:56:25.000 So I don't care if you have pit bulls.

01:56:26.000 If you have a gun though, you can run around.

01:56:27.000 Yeah, if you have a gun and you wave it at someone's face, you'll go to prison.

01:56:30.000 But if someone's dog, Pitbull, comes off their leash and charges at you, they don't get arrested.

01:56:34.000 Like, come on.

01:56:34.000 It's a deadly weapon.

01:56:35.000 Yeah.

01:56:36.000 Yeah.

01:56:37.000 You'd be like, do you find charging at me?

01:56:39.000 Like, it's trotting towards you with its tongue out, but still, you don't know if it's going to be a little bit like a pit bull running towards you and asking for a pat.

01:56:46.000 I'm not going to call the authorities into that.

01:56:48.000 I've seen dogs snap.

01:56:49.000 Well, that's two different things.

01:56:50.000 Yeah, and to be honest.

01:56:51.000 If a pitbull runs over and bites you, that's different.

01:56:54.000 So same rules apply if it's a German shepherd.

01:56:56.000 But I've just seen dogs be all happy, go lucky, and then they see a piece of food.

01:57:00.000 They touch something they think is food.

01:57:01.000 They think it's a rabbit.

01:57:02.000 They go nuts.

01:57:03.000 Wait, any dog?

01:57:05.000 No.

01:57:06.000 Well, I've just seen it happen with dogs.

01:57:08.000 Yeah.

01:57:09.000 Well.

01:57:10.000 So should we ban dogs?

01:57:12.000 No, but you shoot them like deadly weapons, the big ones.

01:57:14.000 Literally, physically deadly weapons that you can go to jail for brandishing.

01:57:19.000 Well, I feel like I didn't understand what you're like.

01:57:21.000 If a pit bull's around and he's running around and he's happy, fine.

01:57:24.000 It's off the leash.

01:57:24.000 Infinite city.

01:57:25.000 Yeah, but no dog.

01:57:26.000 I don't think it's fine.

01:57:27.000 They have leash laws in most things.

01:57:28.000 Just having it off-leash is like brandishing it.

01:57:31.000 Oh, I disagree.

01:57:32.000 I just, firearms can't run around.

01:57:33.000 Well, I mean, I don't think any dog should be.

01:57:35.000 I think there should be leash laws in cities.

01:57:37.000 I'm more worried about if you got a little dog and your pit bull's off the leash and the little dog runs up because little dogs are dumb.

01:57:42.000 They'll pick a fight with a German show.

01:57:44.000 And then they'll get eaten.

01:57:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:46.000 And now you got, like, I don't care who's in trouble.

01:57:49.000 Like, I don't want to watch some dog get eaten.

01:57:51.000 I don't care who owns who.

01:57:53.000 It's a sad state of affairs if that happens.

01:57:56.000 So you should keep your dog on a leash.

01:57:58.000 The end of that.

01:57:59.000 You know?

01:58:00.000 But if it's a look, man, I got.

01:58:02.000 Let's grab some more.

01:58:02.000 All right.

01:58:03.000 We got Isaac says, I'm sorry.

01:58:04.000 When did the culture war become a show about crimes against dogs?

01:58:08.000 When did the culture work become a show about crimes against dogs?

01:58:08.000 I'm sorry.

01:58:13.000 I think last Friday.

01:58:14.000 Last love their dogs, bro.

01:58:14.000 Hey, man.

01:58:16.000 Kieran the Meatman says, I live in Austin and saw a Waymo at an intersection turn left from the center lane with a car next to it in the left turn only lane, not just Tesla.

01:58:24.000 Read warning signs, okay?

01:58:26.000 Waymo, when I was in LA, dropped me off on the side of a main road.

01:58:31.000 It just pulled up.

01:58:33.000 Hey, I've had an Uber driver do the same thing.

01:58:35.000 Fair.

01:58:36.000 Just the same.

01:58:37.000 Here's the thing.

01:58:37.000 Uber driver, you go, hey, buddy, keep going.

01:58:39.000 I'm not getting out.

01:58:40.000 Yeah, yeah, good point.

01:58:41.000 Waymo, it goes, please exit the vehicle.

01:58:42.000 And I'm like, no.

01:58:44.000 I'm like, you pulled over on the side of a main road.

01:58:47.000 There's cars driving past us.

01:58:48.000 That's insane.

01:58:49.000 Just pull in the parking lot.

01:58:50.000 What are you doing?

01:58:51.000 It wouldn't go to the address for whatever reason.

01:58:53.000 I don't know.

01:58:53.000 They haven't figured it out yet, dude.

01:58:53.000 Yeah.

01:58:56.000 All right.

01:58:56.000 Let's grab some more.

01:58:57.000 Interstellar Reaper says, Tim, I'm definitely allergic to all nuts, especially peanuts, because my mother binge ate peanut butter.

01:59:02.000 You have it backwards.

01:59:03.000 My mother and daughter told me this.

01:59:05.000 Don't let your wife peanut butter.

01:59:09.000 Some kind of peanut butter if you use like GIF.

01:59:11.000 Our baby is not allowed to peanut butter.

01:59:11.000 I don't know.

01:59:13.000 Sugars.

01:59:14.000 Also, peanuts are beans.

01:59:15.000 They're not nuts.

01:59:16.000 Weird name.

01:59:17.000 Peanuts are legumes.

01:59:18.000 Legumes.

01:59:19.000 I like how you said that.

01:59:19.000 Legumes.

01:59:20.000 Are those not beans?

01:59:21.000 Are beans also legumes?

01:59:22.000 They grow on the ground.

01:59:23.000 Could you imagine if peanuts grew on trees?

01:59:26.000 Jimmy Carter.

01:59:27.000 Squirrels would just destroy those things.

01:59:28.000 Yeah, they never would have.

01:59:29.000 Squirrels are basically like little chimpanzees.

01:59:31.000 Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer.

01:59:31.000 I also.

01:59:33.000 True.

01:59:34.000 It's valuable.

01:59:35.000 That was a Joe Rogan reference for nobody who gets it.

01:59:37.000 It's a meme someone made about Joe.

01:59:39.000 There's got to be a middle ground between exposure to a food producing like a resistance to the toxins on the food.

01:59:45.000 Jimmy Carter was also attacked by a rabbit in a swamp.

01:59:49.000 Was he really?

01:59:49.000 Oh, yeah.

01:59:50.000 It was quite embarrassing for him, actually.

01:59:50.000 He run.

01:59:52.000 Like they used it against him.

01:59:53.000 Like, he couldn't even fight off a rabbit.

01:59:54.000 He thought it was something else?

01:59:56.000 No, but it messed him up pretty bad.

01:59:56.000 It didn't kill him.

01:59:58.000 There's a messed him up pretty.

01:59:59.000 There's a photo of it escaping.

02:00:00.000 What were the injuries?

02:00:01.000 Pull it up.

02:00:02.000 This turmoil.

02:00:03.000 Pull it up.

02:00:04.000 I also want to point out, you may have seen the rabbit video of all the rabbits bouncing on the trampoline.

02:00:08.000 It's fake.

02:00:09.000 It's AI.

02:00:10.000 Really?

02:00:14.000 We got a bunch of super chats that are making the point that I knew was going to happen.

02:00:19.000 I'm not going to read the super chats because I'll just paraphrase them because there's a bunch.

02:00:22.000 They're basically saying the 1350.

02:00:26.000 Are you familiar with the 1350?

02:00:28.000 So what happens is people call for the banning of pit bulls because they say something like, despite being 6% of the dog population, they're responsible for 60% of the fatal bites.

02:00:38.000 And 1350 is often cited race realist stat where black people make up 30% of the population, but are responsible for 50% of violent crimes.

02:00:48.000 I mean, my heart.

02:00:49.000 And then the funny thing is, Ben and Jerry's actually ran it on their ex account.

02:00:52.000 And I was like, because the progressives and the race realists largely agree on the issues of race as it pertains to social.

02:01:01.000 Humans have reason and logic.

02:01:02.000 Dogs don't.

02:01:03.000 So maybe they have some level of reasoning, but you need like grammar and logic to have basically.

02:01:08.000 So they don't.

02:01:09.000 So dogs that aren't human, like animals that aren't humans, another conversation completely.

02:01:12.000 It has nothing to do with humans.

02:01:14.000 Talking about wild animals that have been domesticated.

02:01:16.000 I know you're kind of like that.

02:01:18.000 I would just like to say before we leave the show, pit bulls are the best dogs anyone's ever had.

02:01:23.000 I love pit bulls.

02:01:24.000 And I think people should be allowed to have pit bulls if they want.

02:01:28.000 I do mean that seriously.

02:01:28.000 I think you're just responsible for your dog.

02:01:30.000 I don't like the idea that it's like pit bulls are dangerous.

02:01:33.000 You can't have them.

02:01:33.000 Guns are dangerous too.

02:01:34.000 We can have them.

02:01:35.000 You can have your pit bull.

02:01:36.000 Just you're responsible for what your pit bull does.

02:01:37.000 I got no beef.

02:01:38.000 I know a lot of people have good pit bulls and love them dearly.

02:01:40.000 So please become a member at Timcast.com for many years, many, many years, as we stand here and celebrate the wonderful nature of the pit bull and how they're great dogs.

02:01:50.000 I stand with pit bulls.

02:01:51.000 They don't.

02:01:52.000 It's Friday night, everybody.

02:01:53.000 Tomorrow.

02:01:54.000 You what's up?

02:01:55.000 I can go to your show.

02:01:56.000 You can go to the show.

02:01:57.000 Let's go.

02:01:58.000 So here's the best part, right?

02:01:59.000 Because it already sold out.

02:02:01.000 You're basically just telling everybody they're getting icing on the cake.

02:02:04.000 There you go, everybody.

02:02:04.000 Icing on the cake is coming.

02:02:06.000 All right.

02:02:07.000 So tomorrow is going to be an amazing show at the Comedy Loft.

02:02:10.000 We got Michael Malice, Richard High, Jason Ellis, Alex Stein, myself, and you guys in the audience.

02:02:15.000 Ian will be joining us.

02:02:16.000 No, not tomorrow.

02:02:17.000 Next week.

02:02:18.000 Next week.

02:02:18.000 Oh, on the 9th.

02:02:19.000 Oh, okay.

02:02:20.000 I'll get your tickets for the ninth.

02:02:21.000 Make sure you lock those in.

02:02:22.000 Yes.

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02:02:25.000 Other than that, follow me on X and Instagram at Timcast.

02:02:27.000 Thanks for hanging out.

02:02:28.000 We're back throughout the weekends with clips.

02:02:29.000 Jason, do you want to shout anything out?

02:02:30.000 Oh, two of eight, thejasonallis.com.

02:02:33.000 I have a clothing line there as well.

02:02:36.000 And then the Jason L show, it's a podcast.

02:02:38.000 And then I do a Patreon three shows a week.

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02:02:50.000 And on X, TheFeechX.

02:02:52.000 Thanks for listening.

02:02:53.000 Yeah, my Instagram's at Wolfmate.

02:02:53.000 Oh, wait.

02:02:55.000 You can see me shredding rail today.

02:02:58.000 I'm going to post it right now.

02:03:00.000 Right on.

02:03:00.000 If you want to argue with me about pit bulls at Realtor, wow, you are on Trader and Instagram.

02:03:06.000 I just wanted to know.

02:03:07.000 I am not affiliated with him whatsoever.

02:03:09.000 Do not message me about it.

02:03:11.000 I have a golden retriever and she's lovely.

02:03:13.000 So we can compare dogs.

02:03:14.000 We can compare crimes.

02:03:15.000 That's why you hate pit bulls.

02:03:16.000 You got the worst dog ever.

02:03:18.000 I just, I love everything all the time.

02:03:20.000 Everyone is right all the time.

02:03:22.000 Everyone's good.

02:03:23.000 Become members of Timcast.com.

02:03:26.000 Thank you for being my friend.

02:03:27.000 Thank you for being so supportive.

02:03:28.000 It's really awesome to see you and To be here with you.

02:03:31.000 Saying that stuff makes people like you, so keep saying stuff like that.

02:03:34.000 And you guys have a great time at the Culture War tomorrow, man.

02:03:36.000 Sounds fun.

02:03:37.000 Hold out show.

02:03:38.000 This is going to get wild.

02:03:39.000 It's Angry Cops and Michael Nouns, but you already know that.

02:03:42.000 Have a beautiful night.

02:03:42.000 I'm Ian Crofts and I'll catch you late.

02:03:44.000 We will see you all tomorrow at the live taping of the Culture War.

02:03:47.000 For everybody else, it'll air on Friday of next week.

Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - August 02, 2025

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