Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Trump DOJ Has Newsom Under CRIMINAL PROBE He Claims| Timcast IRL

00:02:48.000 Man, last night was absolutely incredible in Washington, D.C. at the UFC fight.

00:02:53.000 I am proud to be an American.

00:02:55.000 Thanks to Donald Trump, Dana White, everybody who put the thing together.

00:02:58.000 It was absolutely incredible to watch.

00:03:00.000 It was fun.

00:03:00.000 It was exciting.

00:03:02.000 The flyover is just very, very, very, very amazing.

00:03:05.000 And it's just so sad how many of these libs come out and they're like, oh, it was awful and it's corruption.

00:03:11.000 Just stop.

00:03:12.000 Just have fun for once.

00:03:13.000 Just have fun for once.

00:03:14.000 But we've got big news for you today, and we will be talking about the UFC stuff.

00:03:18.000 But Gavin Newsom put out a statement saying that he's being.

00:03:21.000 Criminally investigated by the DOJ.

00:03:23.000 Now, the DOJ says, nah, that's not true.

00:03:25.000 However, people in and around his administration and his personal life are being investigated, it seems likely due to tax related issues.

00:03:31.000 I'm going to be very careful here, but some people are pointing out that it makes no sense how a man on such a small salary has so much money.

00:03:39.000 And there's some other stuff related to, like, being transferred a very valuable house to an LLC and a bunch of other stuff like that.

00:03:45.000 So maybe this man is just a criminal.

00:03:48.000 I wonder if what's really happening, they always just played this game.

00:03:51.000 These politicians, whether it be Republican or Democrat, they always played the dirty game, but Then they went to war with Trump and lost.

00:03:57.000 So now Trump has basically said the game's over and I'm coming for you, whatever it may be.

00:04:02.000 Or this House related thing, just maybe it's Bill Pulte again.

00:04:06.000 You know, we'll see, we'll see.

00:04:07.000 Now, this is a big story because Gavin Newsom is the presumptive nominee for 2020.

00:04:12.000 I say presumptive because that's what people are talking about in the media, despite the fact that Kamala Harris actually is leading him by double digits.

00:04:19.000 But Lord have mercy if somehow she got elected.

00:04:24.000 And then let's talk back about the UFC thing because, my friends, We actually were contemplating what the big story was going to be.

00:04:29.000 We opted for the news because the news is what we do.

00:04:32.000 But I believe that there was, let me say this God sent a sign at the UFC event.

00:04:39.000 It is absolutely incredible.

00:04:42.000 It defies expectation.

00:04:44.000 An act that I would describe as something that's possible, but that defies expectation.

00:04:49.000 Now, many people online are referring to a miracle, a miracle at the UFC event.

00:04:53.000 And what was this miracle?

00:04:55.000 A forecast had come down a week prior.

00:04:57.000 There was going to be a massive thunderstorm in D.C.

00:05:01.000 And the event would have to be canceled.

00:05:02.000 It would be ruined.

00:05:04.000 Now, my response was how badass would it be if they just put a curtain down, like semi mesh see through, and these UFC fighters are fighting in a thunderstorm? 0.76

00:05:11.000 Let's go.

00:05:13.000 But something magical happened.

00:05:15.000 First, rain comes from the west, clouds sweeping in.

00:05:20.000 The storm hits where we are near Harper's Ferry, about an hour or so outside of D.C. South of D.C. is slammed by a major storm, but the major storm, as all the clouds are passing over, the storm systems form.

00:05:34.000 Splitting between DC.

00:05:36.000 So just the area of the White House gets no rain at all.

00:05:40.000 Some people are saying it's a miracle.

00:05:42.000 Well, I don't know if it's a miracle.

00:05:44.000 A sign, maybe, because the storm that was supposed to stop the event parted.

00:05:49.000 And we've got the NOAA recording of the radar data.

00:05:52.000 Now, to be fair, sometimes it rains.

00:05:53.000 I think that's what Bill Maher said.

00:05:55.000 Sometimes it rains.

00:05:56.000 And I look at this and I think, yeah, but with the left begging and cheering and claiming that it was divine intervention, that God hates Trump, and that message being blasted out with all the news saying, Oh, it's going to get rained out.

00:06:07.000 You're not going to go.

00:06:08.000 And then the storm breaks just over the event.

00:06:13.000 It is something else.

00:06:14.000 It is something else.

00:06:15.000 So we'll talk about that.

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00:06:22.000 That's going to be really interesting.

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00:08:42.000 Joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more is Seamus Coughlin.

00:08:46.000 Guys, it is so great to be back.

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00:09:02.000 And then I just went to Hawaii.

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00:09:50.000 The boys are hanging out.

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00:09:51.000 I did some voices on it.

00:09:52.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:09:53.000 Ian did a voice or two.

00:09:54.000 Quite enjoyable.

00:09:54.000 I don't want to talk too much about moving the clouds around before we get into it, Phil.

00:09:58.000 So maybe I'll save it for the show.

00:09:59.000 But I did go to DC.

00:10:01.000 I put positive energy up into the clouds to move them apart.

00:10:04.000 It seems to have done something.

00:10:06.000 Ian did nothing to affect the weather.

00:10:08.000 I'm the lead singer of the heavy metal band.

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00:10:12.000 It's going to be like some time in the distant future.

00:10:16.000 Phil's laying on the hospital bed.

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00:10:22.000 And he smiles and he gives one last devil horns before going into eternal slumber, where he finds himself at the pearly gates.

00:10:28.000 And as he's walking up, they're like, Welcome in, sir.

00:10:30.000 By the way, it was Ian, actually.

00:10:32.000 He did the weather. 1.00

00:10:33.000 You go, Damn it. 0.99

00:10:33.000 And do you see that, Dan? 0.99

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00:10:36.000 Ian put in a good word for you, Phil, so you're allowed in.

00:10:39.000 It's great to have you both.

00:10:41.000 Thank you for coming, Seamus, and let's get into it.

00:10:43.000 Here's the news from CNN.

00:10:46.000 Gavin Newsom says the Trump DOJ is investigating him and his wife.

00:10:50.000 Now, apparently, it's being disputed.

00:10:53.000 I don't care to play the full thing, but he's claiming persecution and weaponization.

00:10:58.000 It's funny to hear it come from this guy, but here it is.

00:11:00.000 In recent days, federal agents have knocked on the doors of family, friends, and former employees, not because they found a crime, because they're simply trying to find one.

00:11:11.000 They're demanding records.

00:11:12.000 They're abusing the grand jury process, digging through years and years of random documents.

00:11:18.000 Donald Trump isn't just coming after me because of my mean tweets.

00:11:22.000 He's coming after me because I'm considering running for president.

00:11:26.000 Because he hates that I've consistently called him out over and over again for his lies and deceit. 0.99

00:11:33.000 Donald Trump is simply the most corrupt president in American history. 0.92

00:11:40.000 Until he's turned the levers of government into his own personal power ministries to reward cronies. 0.85

00:11:45.000 and to try to jail his opponents.

00:11:48.000 His personal attorney now runs the Department of Justice, which has repeatedly gone after his political enemies.

00:11:55.000 Ask Jerome Powell, sent them after James Comey, Chish, James, Adam Schiff.

00:12:01.000 He sent them after Tim Waltz and a woman that a jury found Donald Trump had sexually abused.

00:12:09.000 One by one, anyone who has challenged Donald Trump has ended up on his hit list.

00:12:16.000 Join that list.

00:12:17.000 He's like trying to be on the list.

00:12:19.000 So, well, we do have a couple things to add.

00:12:23.000 Cameron Arkhan says a source familiar confirms with Town Hall that there are numerous investigations ongoing into Gavin Newsom for about a year now, and they stem from whistleblowers in California, not the DOJ, his wife's taxes, and his chief of staff, according to the source.

00:12:38.000 But wait, there's more.

00:12:40.000 Jennifer Van Lahr says maybe they're investigating you because your finances don't add up, or because your wife's LLC received the deed to a $9.1 million home a week before the LLC was even created.

00:12:51.000 While you still had your Fair Oaks home, how was that LLC capitalized?

00:12:56.000 She points out.

00:12:56.000 Do the math regarding Gavin Newsom's income 1.4 million yearly income, 450K in taxes, 200K to domestic workers, 150K in private school tuition, 200K in property taxes, 20K in utilities.

00:13:09.000 Okay, we're at 1 million.

00:13:11.000 Now add 120,000 year mortgage payments for a Sacramento house, and 506,000 a year in mortgage payments for the new house, which his in laws had to guarantee.

00:13:21.000 And that's not including food, clothes, entertainment, sports for four kids.

00:13:25.000 Their financial disclosures don't show any large sales of assets.

00:13:29.000 And Gavin can't sell assets out of his blind trust anyway, which is where the bulk of his assets are.

00:13:34.000 If the trustees sell assets, the proceeds have to remain in the trust while he's in office.

00:13:38.000 So I think she's referring specifically to his financial disclosures, which don't add up, which is silly.

00:13:43.000 But let's just be real.

00:13:44.000 Gavin Newsom is claiming this because he wants to be in the club.

00:13:49.000 All these Democrats are like, Trump is targeting me.

00:13:51.000 He's coming after us.

00:13:53.000 And Gavin Newsom's sitting there all by himself.

00:13:55.000 Because Trump doesn't really care, it sounds like.

00:13:57.000 So he, Newsom himself made this claim.

00:14:00.000 I mean, could you imagine if, like, I did a press conference and I was like, the DOJ is currently investigating Russians for secretly funneling money to me? 0.99

00:14:09.000 Like, that'd be the stupidest thing in the world. 0.99

00:14:11.000 It's fake, by the way. 1.00

00:14:12.000 But why would he come out and say this?

00:14:12.000 Yeah.

00:14:15.000 He wants it.

00:14:16.000 He, he, it, you know, it's not going to work, but I think he wants to fundraise for 2028.

00:14:19.000 He wants to sell mugshot t shirts.

00:14:22.000 And you can see he's really aping Trump's bit here when he says, they're not just going after me for mean tweets.

00:14:27.000 He's so.

00:14:28.000 Desperately wants to be the bad boy of Twitter who everyone goes to and says, Wow, what an edgy take.

00:14:34.000 I can't believe a politician spoke that way.

00:14:36.000 But it's so lame because Trump already did it.

00:14:39.000 Yeah.

00:14:39.000 You know, when all the times that I catch heat on X or whatever, or anytime I say something that like the metal blogs pick up, a lot, like most of the time, it's like, I don't know that it's going to happen, right?

00:14:52.000 Like I made a post or I was on a podcast last week talking about men's problems and therapy and stuff like that.

00:15:00.000 I was like, you know, therapy is really not for men.

00:15:02.000 It's really for women.

00:15:03.000 You know what I mean? 0.83

00:15:04.000 It's like guys kind of have a different way of dealing with their problems, men will have a better, Success rate if they're having personal accomplishments and stuff like that, and women kind of look for social validation and they're external processors. 0.84

00:15:18.000 Women like figure out their thoughts by talking in a way that men are more likely to do. 0.80

00:15:22.000 Men punch things, yeah, men go around and punch things and drink monsters, just shove it all down and have a heart attack like a real man. 0.71

00:15:28.000 No, but seriously, but the point is, like, I said that in a podcast, and the blogs picked it up, and then next thing you know, people are wigging out.

00:15:40.000 We're getting a bunch of comments and stuff on our Instagram page and stuff, and it's like.

00:15:45.000 I really do imagine.

00:15:46.000 Is that way worse?

00:15:47.000 Way worse!

00:15:48.000 Way! 1.00

00:15:49.000 Like in that same podcast, I was like, no, you should have normal relationships, not gay or lesbian relationships. 1.00

00:15:56.000 Like, those are we should fuck with. 1.00

00:15:57.000 Like, nobody picked up on that. 1.00

00:15:58.000 I called them normal.

00:16:00.000 Dude, this is the other thing, too.

00:16:01.000 I feel like every comedian has a podcast where they talk about going to therapy.

00:16:05.000 You see this so often from celebrities where they emphasize the value of this thing.

00:16:10.000 But therapy is a medical intervention.

00:16:12.000 And like every medical intervention, there are side effects, and people pretend there aren't.

00:16:17.000 You should just endlessly recommend to everyone, but it is not for everybody.

00:16:20.000 Therapy can damage your brain.

00:16:21.000 This is a completely different subject, 100%.

00:16:26.000 But the point that I was trying to make is like Donald Trump's tweets that get people riled up, I bet at least 50 to 75% of them are organic.

00:16:35.000 He's just saying what he thinks.

00:16:36.000 People get worked up.

00:16:37.000 Gavin Newsom trying to actually force this stuff.

00:16:41.000 Called forced to me.

00:16:41.000 Seems forced.

00:16:42.000 And you can see right through it.

00:16:44.000 That's part of the reason why Spencer Pratt, people really responded to his.

00:16:48.000 His ads and stuff like that because it doesn't seem forced.

00:16:51.000 The stuff that he was doing on the debates was like, you know, making faces.

00:16:55.000 Like, that was his natural reaction.

00:16:58.000 And that honesty is really something people respond to.

00:17:02.000 And Gavin Newsom, he's just forcing it.

00:17:05.000 It's just not the same thing.

00:17:06.000 I wasn't trying to derail the conversation.

00:17:08.000 No, yeah, but there's nothing transgressive about anything Gavin Newsom is going to say either.

00:17:12.000 He's in lockstep with the establishment on literally everything.

00:17:15.000 All of his opinions are advertiser safe and friendly, even though they're horrible.

00:17:19.000 So, It's not as if he's saying something that people are going to go, man, I can't believe he really went there and said it out loud because it's all anodyne.

00:17:26.000 If he did it in a real way, maybe he could be like a leader and a speaker for the voice of that movement.

00:17:31.000 This was obviously scripted.

00:17:32.000 He was talking like this because he's reading a thing and it was very inarticulate and annoying, actually, to listen to, in my opinion, for me.

00:17:42.000 But if he was like off the cuff saying what he truly believed about this and when flowing hard, you might get behind him.

00:17:48.000 You might be able to anyway.

00:17:49.000 But this was just, I mean, this is just a scripted.

00:17:51.000 Yeah, we're trying to be like Trump.

00:17:53.000 I like, like we said, it's just so forced.

00:17:55.000 And he wants to be, like you were saying earlier, he wants to be that bad boy.

00:17:59.000 He wants to have that kind of chemistry with the people that are watching and people that may be voters.

00:18:05.000 That's why he did all the right wing podcasts or the centrist podcasts or whatever.

00:18:09.000 But it's not him.

00:18:10.000 And then he flipped all his positions.

00:18:11.000 Yeah.

00:18:12.000 And also, I mean, he has too much of a curated and polished look to pull it off.

00:18:16.000 So, one of the reasons, and you pointed this out, that Trump resonates with people, for better or for worse, is because.

00:18:23.000 He's just saying things like he's thrown it off the cuff.

00:18:25.000 He didn't focus group this, he didn't market it.

00:18:27.000 And that works when you have the kind of image Trump has.

00:18:30.000 When you have the unfiltered image, people forgive mean statements because it's like just coming out of you.

00:18:37.000 But if you have this very curated, well put together focus group image and you're being mean, it's like, oh, this person's cruelty is calculated.

00:18:45.000 It actually sends a very different message.

00:18:47.000 You're no longer belligerent, you're actually scary.

00:18:49.000 So Trump has a famous tweet where he said, I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

00:18:55.000 And it's like, it's a shower thought, but it's funny because you think about it and you're like, that's a good point.

00:19:00.000 You know?

00:19:01.000 Yeah.

00:19:02.000 But here's the thing he says something like that, and then you got this woke era where they were like, Stop making fun of people for being otherly fatted or whatever the word was.

00:19:10.000 Otherly fatted?

00:19:11.000 Differently bodied. 1.00

00:19:13.000 And it was just like, Shut up, dude. 0.99

00:19:16.000 It's funny. 0.99

00:19:17.000 Leave me alone.

00:19:18.000 Then Ozempic was released and all the body positivity vanished.

00:19:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:23.000 As soon as these fat, lazy women got a lazy way to lose weight, now all of a sudden they were like, Yeah, we don't care anymore. 1.00

00:19:29.000 I noticed when Trump first got elected in 2016, there was like a three day period either. 1.00

00:19:33.000 Before he got elected, right after he got elected, or right after he got sworn in.

00:19:37.000 And then all of a sudden, I started seeing racism on Twitter.

00:19:40.000 And I was like, what?

00:19:41.000 It wasn't like people became racist, but the racists felt like they could be racist now because he kind of gave them a green card because he had been saying some racist.

00:19:47.000 Green card?

00:19:48.000 They gave him a green light.

00:19:51.000 But it also kind of created the censorship complex where people lashed back and you got the woke era of like, no, no, they went too far, stop.

00:19:59.000 But then it ebbed back the other direction.

00:20:02.000 And now you can say, well, I'm not going to say it now, but you can say dirtier words online and not get.

00:20:05.000 thrown off, you can call people names and not get your channel demonetized or blacklisted.

00:20:09.000 So you can talk about the vaccines.

00:20:12.000 Finally, you spent like four years dodging and weaving through that because Biden was off as getting, telling Twitter behind the scenes to censor people for saying wrong speak.

00:20:19.000 It was just because they lost.

00:20:21.000 And that's the UFC thing.

00:20:23.000 It's watching woke and the left just wither into a dry husk.

00:20:27.000 For that, I appreciate Trump's off the cuff stuff.

00:20:29.000 I do.

00:20:30.000 Sometimes it's hard to swallow.

00:20:31.000 Like when he was making fun of Rosie, it's like, bro, you're the president.

00:20:33.000 Now you do not have to go after a singular woman and go dog hard on this girl.

00:20:37.000 Like, I mean, I didn't mention this in the intro, but.

00:20:40.000 You know, when that dude yelled Michelle Obama is a man, you know the culture shifted.

00:20:45.000 Yeah.

00:20:45.000 That's a big shift from naked trans people dancing at the White House to a dude getting in the microphone and yelling Michelle Obama is a man.

00:20:52.000 And based on what they were doing in 2024 with the naked trans people, it's kind of like, I mean, that is up their alley, you know? 0.89

00:20:59.000 You should have followed it up with, not that there's anything wrong with that. 1.00

00:20:59.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:21:04.000 I guess if I had to decide, and it's not like you have to pick one direction or the other, but I take like crude thoughts out loud better than censorship in my head.

00:21:12.000 What you got to say is, you got to say something like, I am inspired every day by Michelle Obama being a proud and outspoken individual with so much transphobia out there.

00:21:25.000 That's how you do it.

00:21:26.000 Because then, you know, because my view is then when they're like, you can't say that, we'll say what?

00:21:30.000 That Michelle Obama's a man?

00:21:30.000 I didn't say that.

00:21:31.000 You could also say, don't be a trans.

00:21:32.000 She's an amazing man, a woman.

00:21:36.000 You know, it's in the word.

00:21:38.000 Okay, all right.

00:21:39.000 Let's actually talk about it.

00:21:43.000 I want to show you, we had the UFC event.

00:21:45.000 It was beautiful.

00:21:46.000 Take a look at this photo.

00:21:47.000 I can't believe it.

00:21:47.000 Is this photo real?

00:21:49.000 The president paid to get the epic flyover UFC photo, and it was well worth whatever the cost.

00:21:49.000 Michael knows this.

00:21:55.000 But stop to consider that he got this picture for free.

00:22:00.000 This photo was unbelievable.

00:22:01.000 I don't believe it.

00:22:02.000 But the reflection in the water with the lightning strike, I don't think it's AI.

00:22:08.000 But again, it's so incredible.

00:22:09.000 I find it actually hard.

00:22:10.000 Do you see this, Seamus?

00:22:11.000 Yeah, it's beautiful.

00:22:12.000 It's amazing.

00:22:13.000 Is it striking the monument?

00:22:14.000 Is that what's happening?

00:22:14.000 No, no, the lightning strike is behind.

00:22:16.000 In fact, there were a bunch of lightning strikes throughout the clouds, and this is just one photo.

00:22:20.000 Take a look at this image.

00:22:22.000 UFC Freedom 250.

00:22:24.000 This is an absolutely incredible photograph.

00:22:25.000 Absolutely incredible.

00:22:27.000 But you guys, there was a miracle that day.

00:22:30.000 Just yesterday, actually, and including in the wee hours of the morning as we filmed this show live.

00:22:35.000 Jack Posobick posted this The storm the left was praying for suddenly parted just as it passed over and missed Washington, D.C. completely.

00:22:45.000 How is this possible?

00:22:47.000 Well, we know what Jack means because he is a devout believer in God and Jesus Christ.

00:22:53.000 And I saw this and I said, There's a little storm pocket south of D.C., there's a storm pocket north of D.C.

00:23:00.000 I mean, you know what I think?

00:23:01.000 I think this is just some storm pockets emerged, and they're making it look like this much more dramatic thing.

00:23:08.000 So here's the news The New York Times.

00:23:11.000 There's a bunch of social media on Reddit.

00:23:13.000 Storms could disrupt UFC event at the White House on Sunday.

00:23:16.000 Forecaster said the weather around Washington is likely to be hot and stormy.

00:23:19.000 And here's the radar data.

00:23:21.000 This is UTC.

00:23:23.000 So this is just before the event was supposed to take place.

00:23:26.000 Let me zoom out here.

00:23:28.000 Now, what you need to understand about the radar imagery these big storm clusters.

00:23:33.000 It's actually dark clouds everywhere.

00:23:36.000 It's cloudy everywhere, but the clouds over, you know, Sterling and Reston, they're not heavy storm clouds, just dark clouds.

00:23:45.000 Where it's raining is here.

00:23:47.000 I go back a few minutes, take a look at this.

00:23:50.000 Indeed, a major storm cell was approaching, and there was a rain delay.

00:23:56.000 But look at this.

00:23:57.000 While the left was praying for rain to ruin the event, this major storm cluster passes just north because the White House is down here.

00:24:07.000 So, a little bit of rain in the vicinity, a minor delay, but it passes over.

00:24:11.000 Now, look at this storm cluster below, disappears, disappears.

00:24:16.000 But wait, I think there's more actually.

00:24:19.000 As we move forward throughout the night, this major storm cluster appears once again, just stays right beneath where the White House grounds and the National Mall is.

00:24:28.000 This storm passed by.

00:24:30.000 There are clouds overhead.

00:24:32.000 It was storming by us in Harper's Ferry, and I'm thinking, oh, this is going to be bad.

00:24:35.000 And the clouds, as they're heading the direction, the storm.

00:24:38.000 Goes around north and south of DC.

00:24:41.000 Now, I don't know if I could say that's a miracle because sometimes it rains.

00:24:44.000 I mean, it's just, you know, but I would say it's to me, it seems like a sign because this event was tremendous.

00:24:51.000 It was inspirational.

00:24:52.000 It was a major event with some 80 to 100,000 people on the National Mall and at the White House grounds celebrating America with a major sporting event with a guy yelling out of the top of his lungs, Michelle Obama is a man.

00:25:04.000 And it was incredible.

00:25:05.000 I know, you know, Sean Strickland got thrown out and there's some contentious debate and stuff like this, but.

00:25:10.000 All in all, watching this was inspirational.

00:25:13.000 With the lightning strikes in the background, it was an incredible image.

00:25:17.000 And you know what?

00:25:18.000 The storm passed right over.

00:25:21.000 North D.C., drenched.

00:25:23.000 South of D.C., drenched.

00:25:25.000 White House grounds, just fine for the event.

00:25:28.000 I say, God wills it.

00:25:31.000 Maybe, but also willpower is an interesting concept.

00:25:33.000 The humans have it too.

00:25:34.000 I think our bodies, my take on this is that our bodies are producing magnetic fields.

00:25:38.000 I mean, that's scientific fact.

00:25:39.000 Your body, because maybe it's the flowing iron through the bloodstream, you have this human dynamo, this small, weak magnetic.

00:25:44.000 Field.

00:25:45.000 If you put a magnetic field inside of another magnetic field, they interfere.

00:25:49.000 So our body's magnetic fields are inside of the earth's magnetic field.

00:25:54.000 There is a connection between those two things.

00:25:56.000 And I've been practicing for about 15 years moving clouds with my willpower.

00:26:01.000 The Native Americans had rain dances and things.

00:26:03.000 I think that positive energy, it seems, can make clouds dissipate like oil and water.

00:26:08.000 They spread out and get thin, whereas negative energy binds them together and can call storms.

00:26:14.000 It's like learning how to whistle.

00:26:15.000 You have to learn what it feels like.

00:26:17.000 The difference of positive and negative.

00:26:18.000 Okay, I'm focused.

00:26:21.000 Your point could have been made in five seconds that you think you control weather, and that's fine.

00:26:25.000 Well, I don't control you.

00:26:26.000 For most people, they're like, what is he even talking about and why is it relevant?

00:26:29.000 When I bring up the Native American rain dances, it starts to become a hit home a little more for people.

00:26:33.000 Well, let me put it like this The left was doing that and it didn't work.

00:26:36.000 The Native American rain dances. 0.91

00:26:37.000 Not possibly.

00:26:38.000 They were literally doing it and it didn't work.

00:26:39.000 It's a fact.

00:26:40.000 Fact statement.

00:26:41.000 Leftists were posting online, begging for rain, celebrating rain, posting how they were going to do rain dances, and the storm broke and the event passed right by the parting of the storm.

00:26:49.000 Anecdotally, I was driving to D.C. around four o'clock.

00:26:52.000 Yeah, four o'clock.

00:26:53.000 Praying, I guess you would say, but focusing positive energy up into those dark gray clouds.

00:26:58.000 And let them dissipate.

00:26:59.000 I saw that.

00:27:00.000 Let me show you guys this.

00:27:01.000 Let me show you guys this from the Weather Channel.

00:27:04.000 This is what they had claimed on the 14th.

00:27:07.000 So, this is yesterday morning.

00:27:08.000 UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 miles an hour threatening to delay the outdoor fights.

00:27:21.000 On top of the storm risk, brutal DC humidity is driving triple digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitoes and gnats that fighters who have to battle inside the cage.

00:27:30.000 While the venue's massive 92 foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30 minute freeze out on the entire event.

00:27:40.000 What?

00:27:42.000 Yo, first of all, none of that happened.

00:27:45.000 34, could you imagine mosquitoes and gnats flying around in a 34 mile an hour?

00:27:48.000 Wind gust just blows them all away.

00:27:50.000 So which is it?

00:27:51.000 They were trying so hard to tell people not to come to this.

00:27:55.000 They lose.

00:27:57.000 And guess what, guys?

00:27:58.000 Even Bud Light paid to be a part of this event.

00:28:01.000 Sorry, you guys had your bud like moment, but they saw the writing on the wall, lost billions of dollars, and even they're off the woke train.

00:28:08.000 The left has lost, and with the Weather Channel saying it's going to be brutal, it's going to be bad, the storm parted, and it was magic.

00:28:08.000 I appreciate it.

00:28:15.000 I will not take God's name in vain.

00:28:17.000 I do believe that we are connected with God and that our bodies are able to interface with.

00:28:22.000 That's why we pray.

00:28:23.000 Exactly.

00:28:23.000 You're able to pray because you have a body.

00:28:26.000 And I also appreciate skeptics big time.

00:28:29.000 So I'm not telling you, like, hey, just believe me that your body is interacting with the clouds.

00:28:33.000 You know, I'm just imagining because they put this graphic up rain, 30 mile an hour winds, and mosquitoes.

00:28:38.000 So, what they're trying to make you think is that the mosquitoes are like darts.

00:28:43.000 Seamus, Seamus, do you think that Ian prayed to God and God said, Ian, I got your back and parted the clouds for Ian?

00:28:52.000 I'll have to ask if I get to heaven.

00:28:54.000 I actually didn't pray to God, I just focused energy into the clouds.

00:28:58.000 Is this a miracle, Seamus?

00:29:00.000 So, you cast the magic spell.

00:29:02.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:29:03.000 Hold on.

00:29:04.000 Ian just said that he cast a magic spell by pouring some oil into water.

00:29:08.000 It's like pouring oil into water the way it shoots away from itself.

00:29:11.000 When a drop of water hits oil, it goes flying apart.

00:29:14.000 If you do that with positive energy, that's what the clouds seem to do.

00:29:16.000 I retract my statement.

00:29:17.000 What were you saying?

00:29:18.000 Oh, well, Tim just asked if it was a miracle.

00:29:20.000 I believe a miracle has to have no clear natural explanation.

00:29:23.000 People could argue it's a sign.

00:29:26.000 I don't know if I'd argue that.

00:29:27.000 I don't know enough about the situation.

00:29:29.000 You got to be careful to jump on everything you think being a sign or a coincidence.

00:29:33.000 I think it's a sign because of this, because.

00:29:36.000 The storm is forecast in advance.

00:29:39.000 Leftists are praying and cheering and dancing up and down.

00:29:41.000 And then the storm happens, but it breaks just over DC.

00:29:45.000 So the event goes off without a hitch.

00:29:46.000 Or it's weather modification tools that we don't have.

00:29:48.000 Okay.

00:29:49.000 So other people.

00:29:50.000 Hold on.

00:29:50.000 That's even more far-fetched.

00:29:52.000 Or it's all the people at Warp Tour that were upset about that, that wanted to make sure that they were praying for no rain, too, because that was right down the street.

00:30:00.000 So the devout Trump supporters are saying it's a sign from God.

00:30:04.000 He helped, you know, he said this is good.

00:30:07.000 And the anti Trump people are saying it's DARPA using weather modifying technology.

00:30:12.000 They fired beams slicing the storm in half so that Trump could do his event.

00:30:15.000 I've had crazy.

00:30:16.000 There'll be such a great abuse of that technology.

00:30:20.000 Exactly the right way to abuse it.

00:30:21.000 Can you imagine? 1.00

00:30:22.000 They're like, Trump is so corrupt. 0.93

00:30:24.000 He used our weather modification for his UFC event. 0.98

00:30:27.000 How dare he?

00:30:28.000 It's more anecdotal, but I don't know if you guys do Tai Chi or Reiki or anything like that.

00:30:32.000 I have been.

00:30:33.000 What are you talking about?

00:30:34.000 It's moving your magnetic field.

00:30:36.000 It's about the flow of nature, the magnetic fields.

00:30:39.000 They didn't know what magnetism was when they were building the religion.

00:30:41.000 Really?

00:30:42.000 And then, so I was doing Tai Chi on my roof in New York, full cloud cover with these rubber hoses I was doing, like moving around, and then flipping, and you could hear whipping in the wind.

00:30:51.000 And then all of a sudden, above me, I noticed the clouds are spinning.

00:30:53.000 They start spinning above me.

00:30:54.000 Literally, this black cloud cover starts rotating, and then it opened up.

00:30:58.000 I look up and I can see the moon through like a hole in the clouds rotating above me.

00:31:02.000 Rose, yeah.

00:31:03.000 I'm just imagining, wait, I'm just imagining Ian in like Tornado Alley, and he's just like whipping around rubber hoses, and then he sees a funnel of cloud overhead, and he's like, I'm doing this, and then it sucks him up and kills him.

00:31:12.000 Homie, I don't know the extent of this power.

00:31:15.000 I saw X Men, and I really liked that storm chick, and now I can do that.

00:31:20.000 I was asking Luke Rutkowski, who also will not lie to you.

00:31:20.000 You can't.

00:31:22.000 We were sitting on Miami Beach, he was like, I was like, it was going to rain so heavy.

00:31:26.000 I'm like, I'll pray.

00:31:27.000 I'll focus positive to keep the rain away.

00:31:29.000 And I was doing it, just like meditating and focusing.

00:31:31.000 And he's like, okay, Ian, bring the rain now.

00:31:33.000 I'm like, are you sure, Luke?

00:31:35.000 He's like, yeah, bring it.

00:31:35.000 And I'm like, okay.

00:31:36.000 So I focused the negative and the thunder cracks.

00:31:39.000 And they're like, what the?

00:31:40.000 And it was, and Amy Dangerfield and Lauren Hayden are there too.

00:31:43.000 And I'm like, and they're like, oh.

00:31:44.000 And then I focus it in.

00:31:46.000 The winds pick up and they're like, oh my God.

00:31:47.000 Then it starts to rain and people are like running and covering their heads.

00:31:50.000 This is within like five minutes.

00:31:51.000 And like a wind gust came and scooped Ian up and he's floating in the sky and his eyes turned white.

00:31:56.000 His hair is flying, and then he's like, Now I am your God.

00:32:00.000 And then he struck Luke with lightning.

00:32:02.000 Luke was shocked.

00:32:02.000 Luke died.

00:32:03.000 He's gone.

00:32:03.000 He was dead.

00:32:04.000 There's no weird change anymore.

00:32:05.000 And like, once you get a storm going, it's hard to get it to stop.

00:32:07.000 It takes a lot of energy to slow it down.

00:32:09.000 So there's that inflection point where you can kind of decide if the clouds are going to come together or go apart if you catch it early.

00:32:15.000 It's funny because like on this show, no one's smoking pot, but it's almost like Ian already did somehow.

00:32:20.000 Well, for about 30 years.

00:32:21.000 Yeah, 20, 20 years.

00:32:22.000 So we're just there permanently.

00:32:24.000 Yeah, because it helps you feel.

00:32:24.000 But broke.

00:32:25.000 Like, hyper is your sensitivity.

00:32:27.000 So you can like.

00:32:29.000 I love how we were like, there's a miracle at the UFC event, and Ian's just dying to talk about his weather abilities.

00:32:29.000 Feel static.

00:32:35.000 Yeah, I want to normalize it because if we really can interfere with weather patterns with just our focus, I mean, how do you answer that advice? 0.90

00:32:41.000 I mean, well, I would warn against Reiki. 1.00

00:32:44.000 I would warn against New Age practices. 0.94

00:32:46.000 People say they're spiritual, but you got to be specific because demons are spirits.

00:32:50.000 And just imagine, like, Ian's dancing on the beach, and he's like, I'm changing the weather.

00:32:55.000 It's a demon standing next to him being like, I mean, look, man, he.

00:33:00.000 Ian specifically says that he's not a Christian, that he's not sure if it's God, it's all kinds of spiritual stuff. 0.61

00:33:07.000 If the Christians are right, if Seamus is right, you're dealing with demons. 0.51

00:33:12.000 I'm just imagining there's like Ian's doing this weather dance and there's a demon actually spinning the clouds. 0.99

00:33:18.000 Like another demon walks up and he's like, What are you doing?

00:33:19.000 He's like, I'm tricking this guy into thinking he controls the weather.

00:33:21.000 Why?

00:33:22.000 It's funny.

00:33:23.000 My guess is it's magnetism, but that somewhere beneath that, like the subatomic state, there is a spin occurring that is God, the vortexual function.

00:33:34.000 It's causing magnetism.

00:33:36.000 So, do you believe it's a magnetic thing that can be reduced to a scientific explanation, or do you believe it's a spiritual phenomenon?

00:33:41.000 Well, until we can scientifically prove it, they'll call it spiritual.

00:33:45.000 But once we can get our eyes on the small changes in subatomic space time, we might understand why our perception is altering the space around us.

00:33:52.000 But if it could be investigated scientifically, why wouldn't other people be changing the weather?

00:33:56.000 Oh, gosh, maybe they are.

00:33:57.000 The Native Americans, they literally, that was a big part of their culture.

00:34:00.000 Maybe Ian stole the power essentially.

00:34:02.000 But they also, certain groups of natives would sacrifice. 0.97

00:34:05.000 Sacrifice children to make the sun come up in the morning. 1.00

00:34:08.000 Yes.

00:34:09.000 Because blood has iron in it, which is magnetic.

00:34:11.000 I think human sacrifice does have an effect on things, which is terrifying.

00:34:15.000 I just don't know what it is.

00:34:16.000 I don't largely disavow right off the bat blood magic.

00:34:19.000 Blood magic, I've never done it.

00:34:21.000 I'm not interested in it.

00:34:22.000 It's not true.

00:34:22.000 It's dangerous.

00:34:24.000 He does blood magic.

00:34:24.000 No, I never have.

00:34:25.000 I've done black magic.

00:34:26.000 I don't even know what that is.

00:34:27.000 Don't do any of it. 1.00

00:34:28.000 Black magic. 1.00

00:34:28.000 Don't do any of it. 1.00

00:34:29.000 I love you.

00:34:29.000 Don't mess with that stuff.

00:34:30.000 Did you ever watch that spear cooking video? 0.92

00:34:32.000 Ian's in the background. 0.90

00:34:33.000 Let me tell you the difference between black magic and blood magic.

00:34:35.000 Black magic is you want to cause someone harm, so you pray for their harm, and it affects everyone around you, including the person you're aiming at.

00:34:42.000 So it hits everybody. 0.96

00:34:43.000 It's like pestilence and magic to gathering.

00:34:45.000 But then blood magic is actually using the iron and blood to get a magnetic response. 0.87

00:34:49.000 The Aztecs did it.

00:34:50.000 Stop trying to science my magic.

00:34:51.000 Yeah.

00:34:52.000 It's all real.

00:34:53.000 Magnetics, magic.

00:34:54.000 Either we have a soul that can will things into existence.

00:34:57.000 Or not. 0.89

00:34:58.000 It's not the iron in my blood, like midi chlorians or whatever, communing with the force. 1.00

00:35:03.000 One thing that you talk about a lot is like magnetic fields and stuff, right?

00:35:07.000 We have a, and when I say we, I mean like human beings, scientists, they have a really good understanding of the electromagnetic force.

00:35:17.000 There's four forces in the universe the electromagnetic force, the strong force, the weak force, and gravity.

00:35:22.000 Gravity, they're still kind of not sure about a lot of it.

00:35:26.000 The other three, they know a lot about.

00:35:28.000 So if you really want to know about this stuff and find out the ins and outs, You can just watch YouTube videos.

00:35:32.000 We had Wei Ping Yu on a culture war.

00:35:34.000 He's a NASA scientist that falls in line with the magnetic universe theory, which is like the Thunderbolts Project, where they actually believe that gravity is a form of magnetism.

00:35:44.000 He showed us a magnet.

00:35:45.000 He's like, How much do you think it'll lift?

00:35:47.000 And it lifted a lot.

00:35:47.000 And then he folds it over into like a cube.

00:35:50.000 And he's like, How much do you think it'll pick up now?

00:35:52.000 And it was weaker.

00:35:53.000 The magnetic force neutralizes because a sphere polarizes at every side, it depolarizes itself or polarizes itself.

00:36:03.000 Into a neutralized state.

00:36:04.000 And I think that's what planets are.

00:36:05.000 They're magnets that have folded over into spheres.

00:36:07.000 They're very weak magnets.

00:36:09.000 Used a static electricity generator thing to create like weak magnetic pole that pulled a toilet paper tube.

00:36:17.000 Yeah.

00:36:17.000 Like pointed it and pulled the trigger and it went, woo, and it's gone.

00:36:19.000 And they work similarly like gravity.

00:36:21.000 The closer you get, the faster you snap to it.

00:36:22.000 It's like the Casimir effect.

00:36:24.000 Not all planets have a magnetic field and all planets have gravity.

00:36:27.000 Well, they call it gravity, but it's the same.

00:36:29.000 And in fact, Maxwell's equation of electromagnetism is the same equation of Newton's theory of gravity.

00:36:34.000 It's just a different constant, it's the same function.

00:36:37.000 Yo, speaking of magnetism and science and all that, from Variety, UFC boss Dana White condemns fighter Josh Hockett for saying Michelle Obama is a man.

00:36:48.000 I hate that kind of nonsense.

00:36:50.000 Guys, I just, it was funny.

00:36:54.000 That's it.

00:36:55.000 Like, you know, everyone's got to act like they're all outraged.

00:36:59.000 I understand the Obamas are public figures, but I'm completely against saying nasty and false things about people's families.

00:37:04.000 Everyone knows my position on free speech, but I hate that kind of nonsense.

00:37:07.000 I mean, listen, there's a lot of people that think Michelle Obama is a man.

00:37:11.000 And who was that lady who died?

00:37:15.000 Remember that? 0.99

00:37:15.000 Oh, yeah, the plastic surgery. 0.99

00:37:17.000 Joan. 0.98

00:37:18.000 Joan.

00:37:19.000 Jane.

00:37:20.000 And she was like.

00:37:20.000 Something Joan.

00:37:21.000 Michelle Obama's a transgender. 1.00

00:37:23.000 Sounds like Joan Rivers, yeah. 1.00

00:37:24.000 Joan Rivers. 1.00

00:37:25.000 That was her.

00:37:26.000 Oh, really? 0.98

00:37:27.000 Yeah, she said she had an interview where she said Michelle Obama's a transgender. 0.68

00:37:27.000 Okay. 0.68

00:37:30.000 Yeah.

00:37:30.000 And then everyone, there's flashback at her.

00:37:33.000 There's a video of Michelle Obama dancing on Ellen.

00:37:36.000 And, like, she's, like, shaking her hips and something smacking the front of her pants.

00:37:40.000 That's where this all comes from, where you're patting her.

00:37:41.000 Yeah.

00:37:41.000 And everyone's like, yo.

00:37:44.000 What's dangling there, huh?

00:37:45.000 And it's got to be just pants folding.

00:37:47.000 I mean, I don't know, bro.

00:37:48.000 I mean, it doesn't have to be, but I hope it is.

00:37:51.000 It looks very weird.

00:37:52.000 Like Barack, you wouldn't vote for her.

00:37:53.000 We got more.

00:37:54.000 We can play the video.

00:37:55.000 We got this from TMZ.

00:37:56.000 Shane Gillis tells TMZ he didn't love Josh Hockett calling Michelle Obama a man.

00:38:01.000 He didn't love it.

00:38:02.000 Is that what he's going to say?

00:38:02.000 He really loved it.

00:38:05.000 Hey, Shane, how'd you enjoy the night, man?

00:38:07.000 It's pretty cool.

00:38:08.000 What'd you think of Josh Hockett's six strikes?

00:38:12.000 What'd you think of him saying Michelle Obama's a man?

00:38:14.000 I didn't love that.

00:38:15.000 Didn't love it?

00:38:16.000 How come?

00:38:17.000 What?

00:38:19.000 He said, Why do you think a lot of people have said the opposite?

00:38:21.000 That's why I don't like Trump's job. 1.00

00:38:26.000 He's in full defense mode right now because he doesn't want to get hijacked by some dumb shit. 1.00

00:38:31.000 Okay, he's gonna go back to his buddy's and be like, I thought it was hilarious. 0.99

00:38:43.000 All right, thank you, Shane.

00:38:45.000 I mean, he didn't really say all that much, but the idea that Michelle Obama is a man.

00:38:51.000 Has been around for a long time.

00:38:52.000 It was Hockett.

00:38:53.000 We got the video clip for you right here.

00:38:58.000 And lastly, Michelle Obama is a man.

00:39:04.000 Am I right, America?

00:39:07.000 They're cheering for him. 1.00

00:39:08.000 Ladies and gentlemen, like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:39:10.000 They were cheering. 1.00

00:39:12.000 So, they agree.

00:39:13.000 The way that he said it, I take that as, you know, it's like he intended to be funny.

00:39:19.000 It was, you know, it felt kind of flat with most people, I think, but he.

00:39:24.000 He intended to be making a joke.

00:39:25.000 I maybe, I mean, maybe he does think it, but he also just got hit in the head a bunch.

00:39:29.000 Um, oh, that's true, too. 0.81

00:39:31.000 Uh, what they say about McCrone's wife, uh, Candace Owens was saying that she was a man, yeah, and actually got sued for insurance.

00:39:40.000 So, here's the thing, okay, what is this music?

00:40:01.000 I don't know.

00:40:07.000 So, this is a video that's just been going viral quite a bit.

00:40:11.000 And I know there's people who are going to be like, oh, Tammy shouldn't play this stuff.

00:40:14.000 And heaven forbid, if we were actually a network television show, they would never let us play this video. 0.96

00:40:19.000 They'd be like, are you nuts?

00:40:20.000 We'll get sued. 0.99

00:40:20.000 You can't judge it. 0.99

00:40:21.000 But I'm going to show it anyway.

00:40:24.000 So, you know, some people are like, that's just the fabric, you know, of the pants.

00:40:31.000 Yeah.

00:40:32.000 I'm in camp fabric.

00:40:33.000 But look, look. 0.99

00:40:34.000 I mean, it looks like testicles when there's clearly two things that are round hitting the front of those pants. 0.97

00:40:40.000 But that would be so, first it shows like that would be up high testicles, but then it would show like the schlong down below, which doesn't make sense. 0.68

00:40:47.000 So, anatomically upside down.

00:40:48.000 Well, what is going on?

00:40:51.000 And even the dog is confused.

00:40:52.000 Yeah.

00:40:52.000 Look at him.

00:40:53.000 Dog's like, well, what is this, huh?

00:40:55.000 And they got the music.

00:40:56.000 The dog's tongue is a little much.

00:41:01.000 Now, to be honest, I'm pretty sure that.

00:41:03.000 No, no, I'm not.

00:41:05.000 Just fact check.

00:41:06.000 I don't think the dog was actually watching the Michelle Obama video.

00:41:09.000 I don't think so either.

00:41:10.000 It's not clear from the video, but this is like this video.

00:41:14.000 This one's got 325,000 views.

00:41:15.000 It was posted today.

00:41:17.000 It gets posted nonstop, especially with this dude not coming out and saying it.

00:41:21.000 Everybody, you know, you know what?

00:41:23.000 I should find the Joan Rivers one.

00:41:25.000 Seamus, what do you think?

00:41:26.000 Is she a man or a woman?

00:41:28.000 Is Michelle Obama a man?

00:41:30.000 Listen, man, I'm not watching that video.

00:41:33.000 I don't want to look at it.

00:41:34.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:41:34.000 Hold on.

00:41:36.000 She's just dancing. 0.99

00:41:36.000 Why? 0.99

00:41:37.000 I don't know.

00:41:37.000 What if it's fake?

00:41:38.000 No, What you have to remember, guys, is that your brain is a glue trap.

00:41:45.000 And you can't just pull images out of it.

00:41:45.000 Okay.

00:41:47.000 I don't need that in my head.

00:41:48.000 I don't need to look at it.

00:41:48.000 So here's the issue.

00:41:49.000 I don't see that.

00:41:50.000 You just admitted everything.

00:41:51.000 I didn't admit to anything.

00:41:52.000 You've admitted it all.

00:41:53.000 If that's just Michelle Obama dancing, wearing normal clothes where her pants are, holding real life, I have no idea where this video comes from. 0.96

00:42:00.000 What kind of special effects are used?

00:42:00.000 It's out.

00:42:02.000 If that's really a close up footage. 0.69

00:42:03.000 But you're like, I don't want to watch it, indicating you believe that's a dung.

00:42:07.000 I believe that what was presented there seems to appear to be, but I have no idea if that's real footage of her.

00:42:12.000 I have no idea if that's real footage.

00:42:14.000 Footage of her, or if that's special effects, if it's a bit somebody's doing. 1.00

00:42:18.000 Are you saying you think that Ellen DeGeneres edited that clip to make Michelle Obama look like she has a piece of shit? 1.00

00:42:23.000 I think it was. 0.99

00:42:24.000 If it was edited, I don't think it would be Ellen DeGeneres doing it.

00:42:28.000 Actually, I don't know. 1.00

00:42:29.000 People really don't like her.

00:42:30.000 Remember when she lied?

00:42:31.000 She lied about Justin Bieber?

00:42:31.000 What was it?

00:42:33.000 Apparently, she's lied about a bunch of things. 1.00

00:42:33.000 Ellen? 1.00

00:42:35.000 Listen, this is just a rabbit hole life, not a party.

00:42:39.000 Oh, yeah.

00:42:39.000 I'm trying to look it up on X, but it won't come up.

00:42:41.000 The Ellen show was awesome back in the day.

00:42:43.000 I think Jeremy Piven was.

00:42:44.000 That's interesting.

00:42:46.000 Yo.

00:42:47.000 Okay, is X down?

00:42:48.000 Just for disclosure, I think she's a woman. 0.90

00:42:50.000 He one-shotted you, Tim.

00:42:52.000 They pulled you off the network.

00:42:53.000 Yeah, because I was just using it, and I'm trying to search for Michelle Obama.

00:42:58.000 Oh, I got it.

00:43:00.000 We got it.

00:43:01.000 Okay.

00:43:02.000 What happened?

00:43:03.000 No.

00:43:04.000 What?

00:43:05.000 Did the video get deleted in real time?

00:43:06.000 It disappeared.

00:43:07.000 Scrubbed the footage.

00:43:07.000 Really?

00:43:08.000 Whoa, well, hold on.

00:43:09.000 Hold on.

00:43:09.000 Before the world is enlightened to this nuance.

00:43:13.000 Yo, look at that.

00:43:14.000 Dude, this is weird.

00:43:14.000 What is going on?

00:43:16.000 I'm trying to pull the video up, but.

00:43:17.000 Keeps disappearing.

00:43:18.000 I can play it.

00:43:19.000 Mr. Rivers, how are you?

00:43:21.000 You made a ton of news officiating the wedding in New York yesterday.

00:43:24.000 Is this like a new cottage career move for you?

00:43:25.000 I'm so excited.

00:43:25.000 And I should do very well because I don't show.

00:43:30.000 And do you think that the country will see the first, the United States will see the first gay president or the first woman president? 0.55

00:43:35.000 We didn't have it with Obama, so let's just calm down. 0.91

00:43:39.000 Got it. 0.60

00:43:40.000 You know, Michelle is a trans. 0.99

00:43:44.000 A transgender. 1.00

00:43:44.000 I'm sorry, she's a what? 1.00

00:43:48.000 Oh my gosh. 0.99

00:43:49.000 It's okay.

00:43:50.000 It's okay.

00:43:53.000 It's like Joan's a little drugged out, but also a very funny woman, and that was a joke.

00:44:03.000 It was in 20.

00:44:04.000 What do you think?

00:44:04.000 Listen, listen, listen.

00:44:05.000 I think she was.

00:44:05.000 It was 2014.

00:44:06.000 No, no.

00:44:07.000 Okay, hold on.

00:44:07.000 I don't even know.

00:44:08.000 Seamus, this was 2014.

00:44:10.000 Michelle?

00:44:11.000 It was 2014 when she said this.

00:44:14.000 Okay, Obama was still in office when this was said, and there weren't conspiracy theory videos about Michelle Obama being a man when Joan River said this.

00:44:22.000 Really?

00:44:23.000 This is one of the first things that. 1.00

00:44:25.000 Kicked off the transvestigation. 1.00

00:44:27.000 Really? 1.00

00:44:28.000 Yes. 1.00

00:44:28.000 Does have larger shoulders than your average girl. 1.00

00:44:31.000 She's muscular.

00:44:32.000 I give her that, but she's beautiful. 1.00

00:44:34.000 That woman, fine.

00:44:35.000 I think Barack just nailed it out of the box.

00:44:37.000 Okay, so I disavow that too.

00:44:38.000 I don't think she's a man, but I don't think she's beautiful either.

00:44:40.000 Really?

00:44:41.000 I think she's invigorating. 1.00

00:44:42.000 Probably lifted that guy up out of just a man's ass. 1.00

00:44:45.000 Look at this. 1.00

00:44:46.000 CNN.com's got the story. 0.99

00:44:48.000 Joe Rivers jokes Obama is gay. 0.66

00:44:51.000 See, this is like predictive programming kind of stuff. 0.94

00:44:55.000 That was not a joke.

00:44:57.000 She literally just told the guy.

00:44:58.000 Are they saying Joan Rivers jokes Obama's gay? 0.98

00:45:00.000 First lady is transgender. 1.00

00:45:02.000 That proves it. 0.99

00:45:03.000 So they corroborated her.

00:45:05.000 So here's why they do this.

00:45:06.000 Here's why they do this in the media.

00:45:08.000 Once that video goes viral, and everyone's like, Did you hear Joan Rivers said that Obama's transgender guy?

00:45:12.000 Oh, it was a joke.

00:45:12.000 Don't you read the news?

00:45:14.000 CNN said it was a joke.

00:45:16.000 So they changed the story. 0.91

00:45:17.000 I feel bad for Joan in a way because she was old and obviously winding down.

00:45:22.000 But after that happened, I remember there was like a week of just.

00:45:26.000 People lashed out at her, like, how could you say that, you evil?

00:45:29.000 And she's like, Are you serious, you people?

00:45:32.000 It was a joke.

00:45:33.000 And then she just died.

00:45:35.000 She's like, I give up.

00:45:35.000 You said that?

00:45:36.000 She was like, Are you crazy?

00:45:38.000 She tried to defend herself and then was just so exhausted by it all, just like gave up.

00:45:38.000 It was a joke.

00:45:42.000 But it was not a joke, bro.

00:45:44.000 She was joking around. 0.77

00:45:45.000 When she said Obama's gay? 0.81

00:45:47.000 Yeah.

00:45:47.000 Yeah, she was joking.

00:45:48.000 Yeah, no, she was drugged out when she was saying that.

00:45:50.000 Yeah, that's not a joke.

00:45:53.000 Yeah, she was joking around. 0.95

00:45:54.000 When she was walking on the street and a guy asked her, Do I have a gay president? 0.71

00:45:54.000 She's a comedian. 0.71

00:45:58.000 He goes, We already do with Obama.

00:45:59.000 Yeah, but she was joking.

00:46:00.000 Uh huh. 1.00

00:46:01.000 I mean, I think that's Joan Rivers. 0.97

00:46:03.000 You know, she was hilarious back in the day.

00:46:05.000 That was, she was deadpan.

00:46:07.000 Yeah.

00:46:08.000 So it was the worst joke I've ever heard.

00:46:09.000 Yeah, I know.

00:46:10.000 Because her delivery was like dead serious.

00:46:11.000 It's like, what?

00:46:12.000 Even the guy's like confused by what she's saying.

00:46:14.000 I think she was on Ambient.

00:46:14.000 I can't tell.

00:46:16.000 Her emotions were flat.

00:46:17.000 She was like, it's okay.

00:46:19.000 As she's walking away, you're like, oh, God, she's still going with the joke, even though no one's listening.

00:46:24.000 That's made up of drugs.

00:46:25.000 I mean, I don't care if she did not apologize.

00:46:31.000 She leaned in and said more.

00:46:33.000 I don't think she said it's a compliment.

00:46:34.000 She's so attractive, tall, with a beautiful body and great face.

00:46:37.000 Take a look and go back to LaKey Jaffolet, is that he said? 1.00

00:46:40.000 The most gorgeous woman are transgender. 1.00

00:46:42.000 Bro, she didn't say it was a joke. 1.00

00:46:43.000 And she said, Can't you guys take a joke at some point?

00:46:43.000 She leaned into it.

00:46:45.000 Maybe not verbatim, but I don't know, maybe.

00:46:47.000 It says she did not apologize.

00:46:50.000 I don't think she ever did.

00:46:51.000 And media outlets called it a joke.

00:46:53.000 John Rivers.

00:46:55.000 I didn't follow her.

00:46:56.000 Many people said it was much more serious than a joke.

00:46:58.000 It sounded to me like it was not a joke.

00:47:01.000 Like, bro, if I came on the show and I was like, Ian has cancer, I'm just kidding.

00:47:05.000 It's a joke.

00:47:07.000 No, but if you came on like Stone on Ambient and you said it, people would believe you.

00:47:07.000 That's not a joke.

00:47:10.000 So you can't add Stone on Ambient and you made that up. 1.00

00:47:13.000 Well, she looks stoned in that clip. 0.82

00:47:14.000 That's, again, that's an opinion that's made up. 0.78

00:47:16.000 It's outside the fact.

00:47:17.000 The facts are she's getting out of a car.

00:47:19.000 A guy asked her a question.

00:47:20.000 She said something deadpan serious.

00:47:23.000 Like, imagine if I went in this show and I was like, ladies and gentlemen, Ian was hit by a car.

00:47:27.000 He's in the hospital.

00:47:28.000 And moving on. 0.98

00:47:29.000 If you were Ian is gay and his husband is transgender, people would probably know your joke. 1.00

00:47:29.000 And I never. 1.00

00:47:34.000 Except if I started the show and I said, we have an announcement Ian Crossland has come out as gay. 0.98

00:47:40.000 And we respect it.

00:47:42.000 And we just want to say shout out to Ian and be you, brother.

00:47:45.000 Anyway, the news is people would be like, uh, what?

00:47:49.000 Like, he just straight up said Ian was gay.

00:47:51.000 And then later on, if someone was like, Why did you say Ian was gay?

00:47:54.000 Were you joking?

00:47:54.000 I was like, Listen, I have no problem with Ian choosing to be with a man.

00:47:58.000 If he wants to be gay, you know, I've got lots of friends who are gay, and Ian is just one of them.

00:48:02.000 So that's all I have to say in the matter.

00:48:03.000 People are going to be like, That's not a joke.

00:48:05.000 But also, you're not a comedian by trade.

00:48:07.000 Joan is a comedian by trade.

00:48:08.000 So there's more.

00:48:09.000 I think Janesh D'Souza also shared a meme about this.

00:48:13.000 It wasn't like a deliberate claim or anything, but I think he included that somewhere in the movie he made, but I could be wrong.

00:48:19.000 What claim about what?

00:48:21.000 Oh, the same claim that Joan Rivers made. 0.99

00:48:23.000 It's so ridiculous. 0.98

00:48:24.000 I mean, come on. 0.99

00:48:25.000 It's not real. 0.96

00:48:25.000 Why is it ridiculous? 0.96

00:48:26.000 Well, I mean, she's a woman. 0.98

00:48:28.000 So we can't believe Joan Rivers because she's a woman? 0.88

00:48:28.000 Obama? 0.88

00:48:28.000 How do you know? 0.88

00:48:31.000 Her statement was ridiculous because she's a woman? 0.97

00:48:33.000 Are there birth records of the kids? 0.98

00:48:36.000 What are the two kids, the girls' names?

00:48:38.000 Well, if you watch these conspiracy videos, what they do is they show the kids don't look like Michelle.

00:48:38.000 Obama?

00:48:44.000 They'll show the daughters and then they'll show Michelle and they'll be like, they do not look the same.

00:48:49.000 That's their argument, I guess.

00:48:50.000 Maybe Barack got a surrogate lady to. 0.99

00:48:52.000 Trick the world into dating a dude, but I come on, it's so ridiculous. 0.51

00:48:55.000 I mean, look, to be honest, like, I do not believe Michelle Obama is a guy, um, but I don't think it's like impossible, you know.

00:49:04.000 And I think Joan River is what I do not believe she was joking, I don't know that that proves anything, but people believe it.

00:49:10.000 There's not strong evidence to go off of other than that weird Ellen video, but that's weird.

00:49:14.000 There's a bunch of other videos too.

00:49:16.000 It's the same thing with like the Brigitte Macron thing, it's like you just looked at it, you know, what the funny thing is, like, you're really just calling Michelle Obama ugly, you know what I mean.

00:49:24.000 It's like she's a guy.

00:49:24.000 That's really what it is.

00:49:25.000 You're like, you just call her an ugly woman. 0.98

00:49:27.000 I think that's why Dana White spoke out against it because it really is just saying Michelle Obama looks like a man. 0.95

00:49:32.000 Yeah, like what if Michelle Obama just had.

00:49:35.000 She was storing her Newton's cradle in her pants.

00:49:37.000 Which is wild.

00:49:38.000 While she was dancing.

00:49:39.000 Which, as one does. 0.93

00:49:41.000 Because she's a woman. 1.00

00:49:41.000 Well, there was a trend a while ago. 1.00

00:49:43.000 It's very mean.

00:49:44.000 But there was a trend where people were commenting on left wing women's pictures saying, you are such a beautiful trans woman.

00:49:51.000 Because they're technically not allowed to get mad, but they do know that it's an insult.

00:49:51.000 Yeah.

00:49:57.000 So as the left. 0.99

00:49:58.000 Has tried to subvert the idea of male and female, totally eliminate it.

00:50:03.000 They consider themselves gender abolitionists.

00:50:05.000 It's all socially constructed.

00:50:05.000 None of it's real.

00:50:07.000 Well, then by their logic, it actually isn't an insult to say that. 0.98

00:50:11.000 I can say that it is an insult to call a woman a man.

00:50:13.000 I think that's very wrong, but they can't say that because there's no fundamental difference.

00:50:18.000 It's just a question of identity.

00:50:20.000 So if I told you you're a beautiful transgender man, it's like that?

00:50:25.000 Yeah, I wouldn't receive it as a compliment. 1.00

00:50:27.000 I hope not.

00:50:29.000 I mean, it wasn't an insult.

00:50:30.000 Neutrally pointing out that you could go either way, I'd be fine with it.

00:50:30.000 I was just.

00:50:33.000 Thank you.

00:50:34.000 I appreciate that.

00:50:34.000 You have a good jawline, I appreciate that, pal.

00:50:38.000 You guys have stared in the mirror and been like, I could be a beautiful woman, right?

00:50:41.000 No, no, I don't think so.

00:50:45.000 Ever, it was in the theater.

00:50:48.000 Is that what you do?

00:50:49.000 Ian, yeah, I was playing Laird teasing.

00:50:50.000 I'm like, Yeah, my hair was pulled back.

00:50:52.000 I was like, I gotta shout out some of these fakes because they're hilarious.

00:50:54.000 Look at this one.

00:50:55.000 It is so theater.

00:50:56.000 Here's the real photo of Obama with Michelle, and then someone made this one where they just photoshopped Michelle to look like a guy. 0.76

00:51:04.000 Nah, you can tell she's a woman.

00:51:05.000 Ian, do you just wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and just think that you're a guy? 0.99

00:51:08.000 I mean, you're a chicken. 0.97

00:51:09.000 Usually, yeah. 0.84

00:51:10.000 No, he just wakes up and thinks that he's beautiful.

00:51:11.000 No, I just knew I could have been a hot chick because of my bone structure. 0.95

00:51:15.000 Oh. 0.53

00:51:15.000 I just got one. 0.53

00:51:16.000 There's a bunch of these photos.

00:51:17.000 Look at this one.

00:51:18.000 This is from Instagram of Barack with Michelle, and then somebody photoshopped it.

00:51:26.000 I got to zoom in.

00:51:26.000 Let me show you this.

00:51:27.000 It's hard because the internet's deleting all of these, right?

00:51:30.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:51:31.000 Oh, so they edited it to make him a guy.

00:51:36.000 I feel like.

00:51:38.000 That's messed up, man.

00:51:39.000 It's hard to insult Barack Obama because he's such an awesome guy. 1.00

00:51:42.000 Obviously, he's done some horrible shit as president. 0.97

00:51:44.000 We can go on about it, but generally, as a person, he's so likable that it's hard to insult him. 1.00

00:51:49.000 And this is the way people try to get under his skin is going after his wife.

00:51:52.000 But you could just point out things he said, like in private letters about the thoughts he has about men or when he accidentally called Michelle Michael several times in public speeches.

00:52:01.000 That's true.

00:52:02.000 That's not that's true.

00:52:04.000 You're not helping your case there, Mr. President. 1.00

00:52:08.000 Had gay thoughts. 1.00

00:52:09.000 You see, he. 1.00

00:52:10.000 C SPAN!

00:52:11.000 No, this can't be real.

00:52:11.000 He had a.

00:52:14.000 Exactly because we can replace one great warrior with another, and we care deep states.

00:52:25.000 Thank you very much.

00:52:30.000 Secretary Panetta, thank you for your introduction and for your extraordinary leadership.

00:52:35.000 Members of Congress, Vice President Biden, Members of the Joint Chiefs, Service Secretaries, distinguished guests, and men and women of the finest military in the world.

00:52:50.000 Most of all, Admiral Mullen, Deborah, Michael, and I also want to acknowledge your son Jack, who's deployed today.

00:53:03.000 All of you have performed extraordinary service to our country.

00:53:08.000 Before I begin, I want to say a few things about the military.

00:53:11.000 But is he just referring to?

00:53:13.000 What is the.

00:53:13.000 Scroll up.

00:53:14.000 It says Obama says Michael.

00:53:14.000 No, this is a clip.

00:53:16.000 Yeah, what if he's got a friend named like Mike Smith?

00:53:19.000 Was there someone in his admin with Michael?

00:53:21.000 Yeah.

00:53:22.000 Or if he's just.

00:53:23.000 Maybe he was so deep in reading a script that he misread the word Michelle.

00:53:27.000 No, I think it's more likely that he's got a friend named Michael, or there's somebody in the military named Michael.

00:53:32.000 Michael and I want to.

00:53:33.000 And everyone's like, oh.

00:53:36.000 Yeah.

00:53:37.000 So apparently.

00:53:38.000 This is inconclusive.

00:53:39.000 He was talking about a guy named Michael, he was talking about Mike Mullen.

00:53:44.000 Yeah, this is just fake.

00:53:46.000 Man.

00:53:46.000 It's just lies.

00:53:47.000 Yeah.

00:53:48.000 Yeah.

00:53:48.000 And like, come on, humans, Americans, we need to come together to make the world be like us.

00:53:51.000 Wait, what?

00:53:53.000 Wait, what?

00:53:54.000 What?

00:53:54.000 Hold on.

00:53:55.000 Google says in a 2015 video, he said, I walk with my husband, Michael, and hold hands.

00:54:01.000 It's like a whole new world for me.

00:54:02.000 In this case, he was reading a letter out loud that was sent to him by a woman named Deborah.

00:54:06.000 Huh.

00:54:09.000 I missed that.

00:54:09.000 Oh.

00:54:10.000 Oh, man.

00:54:11.000 It was definitely Michael Mullen, is who he's talking about.

00:54:13.000 I remember I was hanging out in LA with Robbie.

00:54:16.000 And I'm like sitting on his couch, probably watching just like Simpsons or something.

00:54:21.000 And he's like, bro, you got to see this.

00:54:22.000 And he starts pulling up Michelle Obama man videos on YouTube.

00:54:25.000 Because it's like 10 years ago, back when YouTube let you get away with anything, they had millions of views, just millions of people believing this stuff.

00:54:31.000 No.

00:54:32.000 I thought you were thinking about dudes having gay thoughts, and you're like, oh, yeah, Robbie.

00:54:36.000 Sorry, Robbie.

00:54:36.000 I don't know what world you live in, Ian.

00:54:38.000 That conflation.

00:54:39.000 Wake up in the morning, you go to the mirror, and you go, I'm a beautiful.

00:54:41.000 It's not that weird to have gay thoughts, I think, for a guy.

00:54:43.000 You know, it's not like you act on them.

00:54:45.000 I'm like, what's gay?

00:54:46.000 Thinking gay stuff or doing gay stuff? 0.99

00:54:48.000 Both. 0.97

00:54:49.000 What's more gay? 0.99

00:54:49.000 Well, come on. 0.99

00:54:50.000 There are things that are not even sexual that are gay. 0.97

00:54:55.000 Go on.

00:54:56.000 Yeah, like, so Brian Shapiro's like, hey, Tim, why don't we do the show together bald? 0.97

00:55:00.000 And I'm like, that's very gay. 0.95

00:55:01.000 Huh? 0.71

00:55:02.000 Like, just, that's a weird thing to ask a guy.

00:55:05.000 It's weird.

00:55:06.000 Why don't we take our shirts off, Tim, and just play?

00:55:09.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:09.000 Like, you could be a straight dude, a straight guy, and you're like, hey, you know what, man?

00:55:14.000 I used to wrestle a lot.

00:55:15.000 You want to wrestle with me? 1.00

00:55:16.000 It's like, that's very gay. 1.00

00:55:17.000 No, I don't. 0.81

00:55:19.000 I'm not saying you're literally trying to get handsy with me.

00:55:21.000 I don't know if you guys have ever.

00:55:22.000 I've been through phases where I smoked a lot of pot and then I started questioning my sexuality.

00:55:29.000 I got hit on violence. 1.00

00:55:30.000 This is evidence that makes you gay. 1.00

00:55:31.000 Thank you. 1.00

00:55:32.000 I was in the theater and a lot of gay dudes were hitting on me. 0.72

00:55:34.000 So, when I would get really stoned, I'd be like, Am I gay? 0.98

00:55:37.000 Because they would tell me, Ian, you're gay. 0.96

00:55:39.000 You just don't realize it. 0.97

00:55:40.000 And I'm like, They were trying to groom you, bro.

00:55:42.000 They were literally grooming you.

00:55:43.000 They were literally grooming you.

00:55:44.000 That's what it was.

00:55:44.000 Yeah.

00:55:45.000 I felt, I was starting to question, I'm like, Am I?

00:55:48.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:55:49.000 What you're saying is a bunch of groomer predators were trying to rape you. 0.97

00:55:51.000 It was only one guy in particular, but there were. 1.00

00:55:53.000 He was trying to rape you. 0.99

00:55:54.000 It was so gross, dude. 1.00

00:55:55.000 Bro, he was basically hitting on you. 0.92

00:55:56.000 He was like, Let's beg.

00:55:57.000 Literally, blatantly hitting on me, too, at times.

00:55:57.000 You know what I mean?

00:55:59.000 It was crazy.

00:56:00.000 But so I dealt with that.

00:56:01.000 So, I understand, like, being confused about sexuality.

00:56:05.000 Maybe Obama, when he was writing those messages about, like, Thinking about dudes like, hey, he's just being honest.

00:56:10.000 Look up the quote.

00:56:11.000 I'm pretty sure.

00:56:11.000 You look up the quote.

00:56:12.000 Obama letter about banging dudes.

00:56:16.000 I want you to read this bombshell on air.

00:56:17.000 Do you have it?

00:56:18.000 I want you to read it.

00:56:19.000 I want you to pull up and find it.

00:56:21.000 Wait, what? 1.00

00:56:21.000 Oh, he's gay. 1.00

00:56:22.000 Well, Barack Obama told X, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination. 0.99

00:56:27.000 Yeah.

00:56:27.000 What?

00:56:28.000 You know, it's not as gay as that. 1.00

00:56:29.000 That reminds me of Seed Dogma. 1.00

00:56:30.000 You can't say that out loud because that will get clipped.

00:56:33.000 In Dogma, when the, this is blasphemous to Seamus.

00:56:38.000 Yeah, I hate that.

00:56:39.000 The 13th Apostle comes down.

00:56:40.000 And then Jay is like, if you're really watching the dead, tell me something we don't know. 0.99

00:56:46.000 And he's like, you masturbate more than any living person on the planet. 0.98

00:56:49.000 And he goes, tell me something we don't know. 0.99

00:56:51.000 And then Chris Rock goes, when you do it, you're thinking about guys.

00:56:54.000 And then Jay looks at Simon Bob and goes, not all the time.

00:56:59.000 Here we go.

00:57:01.000 The more than 40 year old letter to an ex girlfriend recently resurfaced after Obama biographer David Garrow gave a long and winding interview on the one time commander in chief.

00:57:11.000 Quote, In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present, a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless face of earthly life.

00:57:24.000 You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination. 0.55

00:57:28.000 Obama, then 21, wrote to Alex McNear in November of 1982.

00:57:32.000 Is he saying that he just like imagines banging dudes?

00:57:35.000 Like, does that literal?

00:57:36.000 Is there context in this?

00:57:37.000 That's the most straightforward reading of the text.

00:57:39.000 Like, you could make love, like friendship love with someone.

00:57:42.000 I don't think that's.

00:57:43.000 Wait, wait, hold on.

00:57:43.000 No, no, hold on.

00:57:44.000 There's more.

00:57:45.000 What's the most obvious Fume K way of saying you want to be friends with someone you've ever heard?

00:57:49.000 There's more.

00:57:49.000 He said, My mind is androgynous to a great extent, but I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men.

00:58:00.000 But in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man.

00:58:04.000 And physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency.

00:58:07.000 So it sounds like heavy psychedelics.

00:58:08.000 It sounds really creepy.

00:58:09.000 Like if you're ever taking heavy psychedelics, sexuality goes away.

00:58:12.000 It's like you're like this.

00:58:13.000 Spirit, I think it's fair to say there's a non zero chance Obama banged the guy, but I'd imagine it's actually closer to like a hundred, closer to like 51 plus.

00:58:22.000 Like that kind of language, it's like, how do you write that?

00:58:26.000 And like, how does a guy think these things and not be like, well, give it a shot?

00:58:33.000 Because when he's like, when I come back to my body, it sounds like he was having like an out of body, but you're reading that into the text.

00:58:38.000 He doesn't say that.

00:58:39.000 He doesn't say, when I come back to my body and see I am a man, then things change again.

00:58:43.000 He says he accepts it, but in returning to the body, yeah, he's a man.

00:58:46.000 I see that I have been made a man.

00:58:48.000 And physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency.

00:58:52.000 Yeah. 0.81

00:58:53.000 So I think Obama is trans. 0.99

00:58:54.000 I think he wants to be a lady.

00:58:57.000 I think he's like, he wishes he was a woman, but he realizes that he can't, so he gave up.

00:59:00.000 But we've all thought about that.

00:59:01.000 If you dream, bro, Obama, you can transition.

00:59:03.000 Like, haven't you ever fantasized about what would you do if you were a woman for a day?

00:59:06.000 No.

00:59:06.000 Come on.

00:59:07.000 I really haven't.

00:59:08.000 Never?

00:59:08.000 No.

00:59:09.000 Me neither.

00:59:12.000 I mean, I legit, like, I legit am like, I'm very comfortable with who I am.

00:59:17.000 I like my life.

00:59:19.000 I like living.

00:59:19.000 Like, bro, I don't, you know what I fantasize about?

00:59:22.000 You know what I dream about when I have lucid dreams?

00:59:25.000 Any guesses?

00:59:26.000 Flying around your hometown?

00:59:27.000 Shooting lasers and blowing things up.

00:59:29.000 You know what I fantasize?

00:59:31.000 When I have lucid dreams, I'm immediately like, I'm dreaming.

00:59:33.000 I start flying and I start just throwing fireballs.

00:59:35.000 I'm just literally Naruto or Goku. 0.93

00:59:37.000 It is the cringest of anime weed garbage. 0.91

00:59:39.000 I have this dream that I'm having to be throwing gum gum fists at people.

00:59:44.000 I dream about having this bouncy ball that I can squeeze with my legs to elevate and I fly on the thing, just constantly squeezing it together for motivation.

00:59:52.000 This might be surprising, but Ian doesn't do drugs.

00:59:55.000 Come on, I mean.

00:59:57.000 That's a disputable.

01:00:00.000 I love the right dosage of all sorts of things. 1.00

01:00:03.000 Look in the mirror and imagine yourself as a woman, like, Only one time, too.

01:00:06.000 It was in college.

01:00:08.000 You know, we were all young once.

01:00:10.000 It was my junior year of college.

01:00:11.000 I was in a play surrounded by beautiful people.

01:00:13.000 Silence of the Lambs over here. 0.99

01:00:15.000 With gay dudes telling me how hot I was. 0.68

01:00:18.000 And my girlfriend at the time thought I was cute. 0.87

01:00:20.000 I didn't really feel like a gay guy thinking about how hot I was would be a hot chick.

01:00:23.000 You know, I played women on stage and stuff once. 0.88

01:00:26.000 So that gay dude was like, you're going to be the woman in this play.

01:00:26.000 I played a girl on stage.

01:00:29.000 And you're gay. 1.00

01:00:30.000 How do dudes play chicks in the plays? 0.98

01:00:32.000 Was that just like a very common thing?

01:00:34.000 It was not very common.

01:00:35.000 Although. 1.00

01:00:36.000 Yeah, we would have a girl play a guy. 0.98

01:00:38.000 A girl played a guy in Life is a Dream. 0.92

01:00:39.000 A girl played a guy in 12th Night that I did.

01:00:42.000 We had a show called Roxy and the Foxy, where I played a woman at Sacred Fools Theater in Los Angeles.

01:00:48.000 So it was, you'd get like one out of every 10 plays, you'd get someone playing a different.

01:00:52.000 Bro, that clip where Ian says to Phil, like, don't you ever think about what it's like to be a woman?

01:00:56.000 He's like, no.

01:00:57.000 And then Ian's like, neither do I.

01:00:59.000 Yeah, that'd be weird, dude.

01:01:01.000 Neither do I.

01:01:02.000 Yeah, okay, bro.

01:01:03.000 No, yeah, that'd be wild, Carter.

01:01:05.000 I wouldn't touch that.

01:01:07.000 Conversation.

01:01:07.000 It's actually the other way around.

01:01:08.000 Didn't Freud say that women wish they had dongs? 1.00

01:01:10.000 Freud did say those. 0.99

01:01:10.000 Yeah, I used to think like. 0.99

01:01:11.000 Freud was obsessed with penises. 0.99

01:01:13.000 Yeah, Freud, yes. 0.99

01:01:14.000 Freud said a lot of things.

01:01:15.000 You think he was on the right path?

01:01:17.000 I think Freud had some problems. 1.00

01:01:19.000 Well, I mean, bro, to be honest, some women are so obsessed, they get the skin. 0.98

01:01:25.000 Oh, man, I can't even think about it. 1.00

01:01:27.000 There's this thing.

01:01:27.000 And fashioned and then sewn to their bodies.

01:01:29.000 That's crazy.

01:01:30.000 You know those survival games where, like, they throw a bunch of people onto an island or whatever, and they have to, like, they're, like, game shows or whatever.

01:01:37.000 Whoever wins gets, like, a million dollars or whatever. 1.00

01:01:39.000 Me and Sarah were watching one, and all of the women have a chip on their shoulders because they're women. 0.51

01:01:45.000 And they're like, Well, we want to show we're strong as the guys. 1.00

01:01:48.000 We want to blah, blah, blah.

01:01:49.000 And the guys don't care.

01:01:50.000 The guys do not care.

01:01:51.000 The guys never think about it. 1.00

01:01:53.000 There legitimately is some kind of thing in women where they're like, I want to be as strong. 1.00

01:02:01.000 But it's true. 1.00

01:02:01.000 There's truth in usurpation. 1.00

01:02:03.000 No, it's part of the fall because Eve tried to usurp Adam as the head of the household. 1.00

01:02:07.000 That is a problem women deal with as a product of original sin.

01:02:10.000 Men and women deal with different problems. 0.99

01:02:11.000 Problems.

01:02:12.000 We are all flawed because of our sinfulness.

01:02:14.000 Systemically, men don't try to be women. 0.95

01:02:16.000 Systemically, women do try to be men. 0.85

01:02:18.000 For example, men try to be children and women try to be men when they're not functioning properly. 0.99

01:02:22.000 Well, a man will act like a child and a woman will try to act like a man. 0.98

01:02:25.000 It's true. 0.94

01:02:25.000 But I think at the large scale, what we're finding in trends is that guys want to have families. 0.94

01:02:31.000 We found polling data.

01:02:33.000 We have polling data that shows men want kids more than women do. 0.99

01:02:37.000 Women want to be men in that if there's like a group of women hanging around. 0.98

01:02:43.000 And then a woman talks about like doing her makeup and then jokes that a man can't do makeup. 0.98

01:02:47.000 Do you think that guy's gonna be like, I can do anything I want?

01:02:49.000 I will not be confined by your norms.

01:02:50.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:02:51.000 He's gonna be like, I don't know.

01:02:52.000 I was saying earlier, like, we're just as strong as men.

01:02:54.000 A group of guys aren't like, we are just as communicative as women.

01:02:57.000 But the other way around, a bunch of guys could be hanging out and they can say, well, you're like, you're a girl.

01:03:03.000 You know, you're never gonna be as good as a guy at football. 1.00

01:03:07.000 She's gonna go, oh, women can do it. 1.00

01:03:09.000 You can't. 1.00

01:03:10.000 What is this?

01:03:11.000 Yeah.

01:03:12.000 No guy's gonna be like, I can give birth if I want to.

01:03:14.000 Some crazy ones may.

01:03:15.000 Again, I'm gonna relate a story with me and my girlfriend.

01:03:17.000 We were both standing by the sink, right?

01:03:20.000 And I'm like using the hose that comes down to rinse off something, and I just turn it and like squirt her a little bit.

01:03:26.000 She grabs my hand, she's trying to get it, and I'm just chuckling, and she cannot move it.

01:03:31.000 She's trying to get it. 1.00

01:03:32.000 Women just aren't as strong as men generally. 1.00

01:03:35.000 Generally, I bought a cool squirt gun. 1.00

01:03:39.000 She gets me all the time. 1.00

01:03:41.000 I'm messing with you.

01:03:42.000 Well, I know that the chat's going to be like, ah, blah, blah, blah.

01:03:45.000 But, like, you know, it's like we have fun.

01:03:46.000 But it's like when it comes to, like, when she tries to, like, she'll try and stick her finger in my mouth when I'm yawning to mess up my yawn, I'll grab her hand. 0.96

01:03:55.000 And then she, you know, it's like she, just women just aren't as strong as men generally. 0.97

01:03:59.000 Bro, I open pickle jars on a regular basis. 1.00

01:04:01.000 Yeah.

01:04:02.000 Hey, I jam my fingers.

01:04:03.000 Don't take your pickle opening jar for granted.

01:04:06.000 No disrespect to my family, but like I'll be handed a jar and it'll just be like, I'm like, yeah, that was remarkable.

01:04:14.000 I caught a football, is what I meant, and I jammed my fingers.

01:04:16.000 Dude, I have a hard time doing that for three weeks.

01:04:19.000 Was that when you were fantasizing about being a woman and needing a man to open a pickle jar?

01:04:22.000 No, I was deep in the moment, but I think I tried to go for a ball.

01:04:25.000 I didn't want to smash my head into the skate ramp, so I kind of half assed it.

01:04:28.000 Dude, don't take your grip strength for granted.

01:04:30.000 We have a giant, like rubber pregnancy belly for some reason.

01:04:36.000 You could wear it, it's for empathy.

01:04:38.000 Not some reason.

01:04:39.000 It's so men can understand.

01:04:40.000 But that's the thing, right?

01:04:42.000 That is a perfect example of what we're talking about.

01:04:44.000 No man is like, I am going to wear the empathy pregnancy belly to show that a man can do it. 0.53

01:04:52.000 Did you see that they have the, they sell these electrodes that you put on your, like, your abdomen or just below your abs? 0.99

01:04:59.000 And then when the wife goes into labor, they shock you so that you feel the pain with her.

01:05:03.000 Oh, God.

01:05:04.000 I'm doing that. 1.00

01:05:05.000 That's stupid. 1.00

01:05:05.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:08.000 Because there's dumb guys that are like, I'm a woman who hates her husband. 1.00

01:05:12.000 That's literally it. 0.99

01:05:13.000 She just hates that she's not a man, that he is a man, whatever it is.

01:05:16.000 But also, like, you're injuring yourself doing it, like actually causing real damage to your body.

01:05:16.000 She wants to punish him.

01:05:23.000 The wife is just giving birth. 0.99

01:05:24.000 And you should be there. 0.99

01:05:25.000 That's a fair point, also.

01:05:25.000 True.

01:05:26.000 Like, her body is doing something, and you're just causing yourself pain for no reason.

01:05:30.000 You're supposed to be there to, like, help alleviate her pain.

01:05:32.000 Exactly.

01:05:33.000 Pain.

01:05:34.000 Yeah, right.

01:05:34.000 And watching for threats in the old days, you know, you'd be standing guard against giving birth, basically.

01:05:38.000 That's right.

01:05:39.000 Yeah, they actually, I was reading about why.

01:05:39.000 Doctors.

01:05:41.000 Evolutionary biology theories as to why human birth is so painful for humans.

01:05:47.000 And it was that it increased survival rates because the screaming and agony attracts other people to stand around.

01:05:53.000 Oh, wow.

01:05:54.000 Yeah, it's kind of wild.

01:05:55.000 That's fascinating. 0.96

01:05:55.000 That sucks, doesn't it? 0.96

01:05:56.000 That's for women. 1.00

01:05:57.000 So you think women desire male, the strength of a man, just so that they can defend themselves in life?

01:06:04.000 I don't know.

01:06:06.000 I don't know why it is. 0.85

01:06:07.000 But like women sitting around talking about womenly things, guys aren't like some guys maybe, but it's generally not true. 0.83

01:06:13.000 But if you look at society, Women want to take masculine roles on and they demand of it.

01:06:19.000 Like with women, I want to understand women. 0.75

01:06:22.000 I want to be able to. 1.00

01:06:24.000 Women don't understand women. 1.00

01:06:25.000 Oh, man, it's got to be. 1.00

01:06:26.000 There's one day, I promise you, it will happen.

01:06:29.000 One day.

01:06:30.000 Do you understand why we're investing so much in AI? 0.97

01:06:33.000 The whole goal of all of the AI companies is just to finally figure out women.

01:06:37.000 All these guys are like, we're going to do it. 0.97

01:06:38.000 We're going to map their brains out.

01:06:40.000 The AI comes back and it's like, I can't do it. 1.00

01:06:43.000 I mean, there's a joke like, you know, women don't even understand themselves. 1.00

01:06:49.000 And.

01:06:49.000 You talk to a lot of women, and again, this is not, don't freak out.

01:06:54.000 I'm not saying it's every woman, so don't take it personally.

01:06:56.000 But you talk to a lot of women, and they'll tell you, you know, look, my hormones change throughout the month because of the fact that I can have babies.

01:07:04.000 One day something will upset me, the week later it won't.

01:07:08.000 That's totally normal.

01:07:09.000 Like my girlfriend said to me the other day, she was like, you know, the past couple days I was feeling really emotional.

01:07:15.000 And I'm like, I know, but like, and it's like, it's not a, it's not.

01:07:18.000 You're like, I noticed that.

01:07:19.000 You know, You made it clear.

01:07:21.000 And, like, look, I don't want to change one bit.

01:07:23.000 I love her.

01:07:24.000 You know, she's a woman.

01:07:25.000 That's what I love.

01:07:25.000 It's one of the things I love about her.

01:07:27.000 It can be, you know, but she doesn't understand it any more than I do.

01:07:32.000 What else?

01:07:33.000 It's, it's, again, it's nothing, there's nothing wrong with her.

01:07:36.000 It's not bad. 0.99

01:07:37.000 It's just that this is what women are, and you have to take women for what they are. 1.00

01:07:41.000 Expecting women to be other things is a terrible idea. 0.99

01:07:45.000 If you're talking, if you're talking to another dude and you expect him to respond like a woman, you're going to be the one that's wrong. 0.97

01:07:52.000 Guys are going to respond like guys generally. 0.99

01:07:55.000 No, that's, I just want to make a point about this.

01:07:57.000 Is this, I just got to piggyback off this.

01:07:59.000 You're totally right. 0.84

01:08:00.000 And the irony is the people who complain about sexism and misogyny are the ones trying to tell everyone that men and women are exactly the same, but nothing will make you hate the opposite sex facts faster than expecting them to act like you. 0.55

01:08:16.000 If you think that when your girl is really emotional, it's actually because she's a broken version of you instead of, no, she's a woman and that's normal for a woman. 0.70

01:08:25.000 Similarly, if a woman thinks like, well, he's like a broken version of me, he didn't ask me how my day was or notice.

01:08:31.000 This, that, or the other, because he's mean instead of he's a man and his brain works differently, it's going to create a lot of animosity.

01:08:37.000 This is really uncomplimentary the way that it sounds, but it's not intended to be.

01:08:42.000 It's just to illustrate a point.

01:08:44.000 If you're dealing with an animal, right? 1.00

01:08:48.000 You're dealing with a dog, and then you tell the dog to do dishes, and then the dog doesn't do dishes, and you get pissed at the dog, you're the moron. 1.00

01:08:56.000 The dog cannot do dishes. 1.00

01:08:58.000 Exactly. 1.00

01:08:58.000 If you tell a dog to write a poem, you're the idiot. 1.00

01:09:02.000 The dog's not the idiot, you're the idiot. 1.00

01:09:04.000 Because the dog can't do that. 1.00

01:09:06.000 Expecting things or people to do things that they can't do or to be different than their nature, you're the one that's wrong, not the person that's acting according to their nature.

01:09:14.000 What he's saying is your husband can't do the dishes because he's got that dog in him.

01:09:18.000 That's a good way to look at life. 0.99

01:09:19.000 Hey, I heard that women have four phases through the month like the ovulation phase, the luteal phase. 1.00

01:09:25.000 Like a werewolf. 1.00

01:09:26.000 Like a werewolf.

01:09:27.000 And that every phase, they have swings of emotions every week.

01:09:31.000 It's like every week is different all month.

01:09:34.000 But men experience that same cycle in a day. 0.77

01:09:36.000 What women go through in one month, men go through in one day.

01:09:39.000 They have their early morning phase, their sexual aggression, then their emotional, then they're tired, then they're hungry. 0.98

01:09:46.000 Like women have that weeks at a time. 1.00

01:09:48.000 This is what I've heard. 0.96

01:09:49.000 It's pretty cool.

01:09:49.000 I mean, again, I want to reiterate nothing that I said is meant to be disparaging.

01:09:54.000 It was only trying to illustrate a point.

01:09:56.000 Women are women, and I don't want women to not be women. 1.00

01:09:59.000 I want women to be women. 0.99

01:09:59.000 Of course. 0.99

01:10:01.000 I want them to be exactly like they are.

01:10:03.000 But it is true that men and women are different.

01:10:07.000 My girlfriend does that.

01:10:08.000 She says it to me all the time.

01:10:09.000 Like, I'll say something, like, I'll be like, you know, whatever.

01:10:12.000 And she'll be like, well, men are different, you know, and she'll be like. 0.84

01:10:15.000 The female hormone cycle is throughout the month, the men's is throughout the day. 0.91

01:10:18.000 Wow.

01:10:19.000 Testosterone and cortisol fluctuate throughout the day.

01:10:23.000 But women have, because of ovulation, they have hormonal, you know.

01:10:28.000 That would mean when you get your horny phase in the day, depends on what time of month it is for her, if it's okay, like, you got to wait till like 4 p.m. or 10 a.m., depending on what week it is in the month. 1.00

01:10:38.000 Imagine being like a horse or something.

01:10:39.000 Isn't horses like just like once a year? 0.99

01:10:41.000 Listen, it's also like, regardless whether you're coming at it from a religious perspective, the correct perspective, or a scientific perspective, or both, the idea that there would be two different kinds of people that play two very distinct roles in procreation and child rearing, and they would both be exactly the same is a very stupid idea. 0.78

01:10:58.000 There's no, there's actually no reason to believe that other than I wish we were four or five, right? 0.92

01:11:01.000 Yeah.

01:11:01.000 And I think you could even argue that children are different than men and women.

01:11:05.000 Like their brains just, yes, they haven't developed yet.

01:11:08.000 They're still children.

01:11:09.000 Like their brains, their pre cortex.

01:11:11.000 Do you guys remember when you stopped?

01:11:12.000 Crying, I still haven't like 20 minutes ago when I was a little kid.

01:11:19.000 I do remember a moment as a kid where I like scraped myself.

01:11:21.000 I was like, you know, I'm just not gonna cry this time.

01:11:23.000 No, it turned from crying into anger.

01:11:26.000 When I was a little kid, like I'd get hurt, I'd cry.

01:11:29.000 Excuse me.

01:11:30.000 I remember watching Futurama.

01:11:33.000 Fry drank the liquid emperor.

01:11:35.000 It's his whole thing.

01:11:36.000 Great episode.

01:11:36.000 And he's got to cry him out.

01:11:38.000 So they hit him to make him cry.

01:11:39.000 And I was kind of confused by that because I was like, pain doesn't make me cry.

01:11:43.000 And then I was thinking about when I was a little kid, it did.

01:11:46.000 And then at some point, it made me angry instead.

01:11:49.000 Now I get mad.

01:11:50.000 So if I'm skateboarding and the board whacks my shin, it's like, like I'm pissed off.

01:11:55.000 But you know, The thing I was thinking too is, I think it has to do with survival.

01:12:01.000 I was on a plane from Wellington to Auckland in New Zealand, and the winds were like 100 kilometers, some insane number.

01:12:07.000 And the plane dropped probably like 500 feet.

01:12:10.000 And I was just weightless for like a split second.

01:12:13.000 All I heard was every woman on the plane scream. 1.00

01:12:16.000 Okay, now, ladies, calm down. 0.99

01:12:17.000 You're right. 1.00

01:12:18.000 Some women may not have been screaming, but I'm saying, generally speaking, it was just all women screaming. 0.96

01:12:22.000 The guys weren't saying nothing.

01:12:24.000 And I thought about it.

01:12:25.000 I thought about it exactly.

01:12:27.000 And I looked it up and I looked into it. 0.76

01:12:29.000 Why do women and children cry? 0.89

01:12:30.000 Why do men not cry? 0.94

01:12:32.000 Why do women and children scream, even little boys? 0.51

01:12:34.000 But why do men not scream?

01:12:36.000 Evolutionary psychology was if a man encounters a predator or a threat, screaming likely will not help him.

01:12:44.000 It will either attract more predators, he will die.

01:12:46.000 It could also attract other people to come and die depending on the threat.

01:12:49.000 Men will just call for help.

01:12:52.000 Why don't men cry?

01:12:53.000 And so a woman, a woman who is collecting berries and encounters a bear, screams instinctively.

01:12:59.000 The men here and the men come running to try and save her.

01:13:02.000 Children cry when they're hurt, alerting adults around them to come and help them because they're hurt.

01:13:06.000 Women cry similarly because it attracts men to come and help them when they're crying.

01:13:11.000 And to win arguments. 0.59

01:13:12.000 Exactly. 1.00

01:13:13.000 I was going to say, then you get the black widow women who crocodile tears to trick men and manipulate them. 1.00

01:13:17.000 It gets deeper. 1.00

01:13:19.000 But that's why guys don't scream.

01:13:21.000 That makes a lot of sense.

01:13:22.000 There's another really interesting phenomenon, too, is that I was reading this thing about marketing, and it was a story where an ad agency said they needed to, it was like a Toothbrush commercial or ad they were doing in a magazine.

01:13:22.000 Yeah.

01:13:32.000 So they're like, We need a picture of a man's mouth for like this whitening thing. 0.91

01:13:37.000 The guy sent him a picture and it was just a mouth.

01:13:41.000 And the agent goes, The marketing guy's like, I said man's mouth.

01:13:44.000 And he goes, It's just a mouth.

01:13:45.000 How can you tell? 1.00

01:13:46.000 And he's like, This is a woman's mouth. 0.85

01:13:47.000 It's like, How do you know? 0.94

01:13:48.000 Women show their upper teeth, men don't. 1.00

01:13:51.000 Wow. 0.98

01:13:51.000 Which is really interesting. 0.98

01:13:52.000 Yeah.

01:13:53.000 Which is really interesting because I've been watching this a lot lately with libs and I wonder if it's a testosterone thing because there are a lot of lib guys that when they talk, you can see their teeth.

01:14:01.000 Really?

01:14:01.000 Yeah.

01:14:02.000 George Washington did a book on etiquette.

01:14:03.000 One of the things he talked about was keeping your face still while you're talking to establish dominance in a conversation.

01:14:10.000 Flat eyebrows, probably not showing your teeth because it makes you seem aggressive like a predator and might scare people.

01:14:16.000 So you want to put people at ease.

01:14:18.000 But when you're talking to a dog and you're trying to assert dominance, you want to show your teeth.

01:14:21.000 Yeah.

01:14:21.000 Yes.

01:14:22.000 If you want to make yourself look bigger.

01:14:26.000 Speaking of that, for no reason, I saw a black bear.

01:14:29.000 Really?

01:14:29.000 When?

01:14:30.000 I saw the picture or the video.

01:14:30.000 Yeah.

01:14:31.000 Video.

01:14:32.000 Yeah.

01:14:32.000 I was driving to Charlestown and I was like, Maybe not even a quarter mile outside the city.

01:14:37.000 And there was a full grown giant black bear that was probably like eight feet tall standing up, just standing on the side of the road. 0.94

01:14:41.000 And I was like, holy crap.

01:14:43.000 So I pulled over, I started filming him, and he just ran towards the city.

01:14:46.000 And then I was like, I wonder if I should call that in.

01:14:49.000 Like a bear is running straight towards the city.

01:14:51.000 So I called the non emergency police, and they were closed.

01:14:54.000 It was, I think it was Sunday, Saturday or Sunday.

01:14:57.000 They were closed.

01:14:58.000 I was like, okay.

01:14:59.000 So I looked it up, like, should I call the Charlestown police because I saw a bear running toward the city?

01:15:04.000 And it said, no.

01:15:05.000 It said, extremely common, nobody cares, it's a waste of time, blah, blah, blah.

01:15:08.000 And I was like, okay, I guess.

01:15:09.000 But then everyone I told freaked out.

01:15:13.000 Yeah, like I'm in the city, I'm at a bar, I'm like, I saw a bear, and they're like, what, where?

01:15:15.000 I was lying to you, yeah.

01:15:16.000 And I'm like, it was running into the city, like, it was?

01:15:18.000 And I was like, yeah, it was huge too.

01:15:19.000 It was like eight feet, probably like 500 pounds or something bigger.

01:15:22.000 Like, I don't agree with that.

01:15:23.000 You literally destroyed the city.

01:15:25.000 You did nothing to stop it.

01:15:26.000 I did nothing.

01:15:27.000 I was like, I don't know, man.

01:15:29.000 No one ever gave me bear instructions.

01:15:30.000 You know what I mean? 0.97

01:15:31.000 I mean, just try to avoid it.

01:15:33.000 Should I fight it?

01:15:34.000 If they got little ones, stay as far away.

01:15:36.000 Nah, it's just one bear dude running.

01:15:36.000 Oh, gosh.

01:15:38.000 Probably hungry.

01:15:39.000 Running fast, too.

01:15:40.000 I think I probably related this before, but I moved to New Hampshire in 2011.

01:15:44.000 I bought my house in 2013, and I just saw my first bear in New Hampshire last year.

01:15:52.000 Wow.

01:15:53.000 Yeah.

01:15:54.000 Just never saw one.

01:15:55.000 They just do avoid people generally, you know.

01:15:58.000 They like black bears, don't like to be around people.

01:16:00.000 They'll get into your garbage or whatever, but they'll scoot if they see you.

01:16:04.000 So, anyways, I was thinking about it watching.

01:16:07.000 I'm like, you know, he must have a good life.

01:16:08.000 You know what I mean?

01:16:09.000 The bear, yeah.

01:16:11.000 Why'd you think that he runs real fast?

01:16:12.000 He's massive, everyone's scared of him, and he can just go through your garbage and eat your refuse.

01:16:16.000 Yeah, imagine how many discarded you could do that if you wanted. 0.64

01:16:18.000 You could just go through people's.

01:16:19.000 Yeah, but you could arrest this if you get a little black mask, though.

01:16:21.000 The bear, they'll just shoo off, and you'll like, like, imagine being a bear and just going to the dumpster behind a pizza place, and you're gonna find a bunch of pizza.

01:16:28.000 Did you ever think about getting like a bear cub?

01:16:29.000 But they don't know that.

01:16:30.000 That's the tragedy of it.

01:16:31.000 It is the tragedy of it.

01:16:32.000 They have the ability, but they don't actually know.

01:16:33.000 Seamus, if you got a bear cub and you raised it, would you have the confidence that it'd be cool?

01:16:38.000 Oh, dude, it would be super cool, but I would keep it nowhere near me because it would probably kill me and everyone else.

01:16:42.000 So you'd be afraid of it?

01:16:43.000 100%, yeah, bro.

01:16:44.000 A bear cub?

01:16:45.000 It's not like a nature versus nurture thing.

01:16:48.000 Bears aren't the way they are because of cultural factors.

01:16:52.000 Because socioeconomic factors.

01:16:53.000 Socioeconomic factors resulted in that.

01:16:53.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:16:56.000 What about a tiger?

01:16:57.000 To be fair.

01:16:58.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:16:58.000 I similarly.

01:16:59.000 To be fair, the bear running toward the city was likely hungry.

01:17:02.000 And he was being driven by his socioeconomic factors.

01:17:06.000 They're mammals.

01:17:06.000 True.

01:17:07.000 And if he had a big stack of steaks, he'd be going nowhere.

01:17:09.000 He'd be sitting right there eating them, and then he'd only defend his property if you came towards him.

01:17:14.000 Dude, yeah, tigers, similarly, absolutely not.

01:17:16.000 There are these people who will raise animals like tigers, and then when they bite them, they can't believe it.

01:17:22.000 Pardon the leopards.

01:17:23.000 How did you do that?

01:17:24.000 I mean, like, look, your cat, like your tabby, will just jump on your leg and bite you for no reason.

01:17:29.000 When a tiger does that, that's it.

01:17:31.000 Lights out.

01:17:32.000 Game over. 1.00

01:17:32.000 They've got a main cunt for the tigers. 1.00

01:17:32.000 Over. 1.00

01:17:34.000 They'll fight back.

01:17:35.000 You've got to wear them out.

01:17:37.000 Jackson Galaxy's The Cat Whisperer.

01:17:38.000 Watch my cat.

01:17:39.000 You can wear out a 400 pound cat.

01:17:40.000 You got to play with a string with it.

01:17:42.000 A string?

01:17:43.000 Probably a rope.

01:17:43.000 Maybe a big rope.

01:17:44.000 Yeah, a rope.

01:17:45.000 Okay.

01:17:45.000 Get them to wear themselves out.

01:17:46.000 Because what it does is it simulates the hunt.

01:17:48.000 Every cat needs this every day.

01:17:49.000 They need to simulate the hunt, wear themselves out, and then simulate the kill by getting fed afterwards, is basically how you keep your cat out.

01:17:54.000 I was reading that cats don't drink water near their food because cats in the wild, the water near the dead animal is contaminated.

01:18:02.000 So they'll find water somewhere else.

01:18:03.000 So you got to keep the food and the water in separate areas.

01:18:06.000 Yeah.

01:18:06.000 Wow.

01:18:07.000 So I was reading that if you put their food and water next to each other, they'll only drink water if they're desperately thirsty.

01:18:12.000 Because it's like an instinct thing.

01:18:14.000 So, if you keep them in the side of the room, the cat will be hydrated.

01:18:16.000 And they do like running water, I've noticed, relative to stagnant water.

01:18:20.000 Those fountains just do wonders for your cat's health.

01:18:22.000 That's why everybody does it, because they want flowing water where it's clean.

01:18:26.000 Nice stainless steel.

01:18:28.000 I'm kind of with you, Seamus.

01:18:28.000 Like the big animals, it's just inherently I'm scared of them because they're big.

01:18:32.000 100%.

01:18:32.000 Because if they don't realize swatting at you for fun might actually cut your throat.

01:18:37.000 Or just one day they decide they're done with you.

01:18:38.000 Well, that's exactly it.

01:18:39.000 That guy who lived with the bears, and then the bears one day were like, I'm going to eat them.

01:18:42.000 And they did.

01:18:43.000 That story is crazy.

01:18:45.000 Humans have no humility in the face of nature anymore.

01:18:48.000 It's the guy and his girlfriend lived with grizzly bears.

01:18:52.000 They lived with grizzly bears, and the bears just tolerated that.

01:18:54.000 They didn't care.

01:18:55.000 And then one day the bears were hungry, and they're like, all right.

01:18:57.000 They warned them to eat this.

01:18:58.000 I'm going to eat this now.

01:18:59.000 Don't go out there during this season.

01:19:00.000 They're like, no, we think we know these bears.

01:19:02.000 They're friends with us.

01:19:03.000 We can do it.

01:19:04.000 We can relay audio from it in the documentary.

01:19:04.000 But it's funny because.

01:19:07.000 It's extra.

01:19:07.000 Ernest Hertzlop directed it.

01:19:08.000 It was like, you don't want to listen to this to his mother, the guy's mother.

01:19:11.000 He's like, you don't want to hear it.

01:19:12.000 You just ate him.

01:19:14.000 You hear him screaming.

01:19:15.000 I don't know what's going on.

01:19:16.000 Yeah, but it's like cows.

01:19:17.000 Like, think about being a cow, right?

01:19:19.000 It's a bad idea.

01:19:20.000 You walk around all day, you just eat, you do nothing.

01:19:22.000 We drive past cows all the time.

01:19:23.000 You know what the cows are doing when you drive past them?

01:19:25.000 Literally just standing.

01:19:27.000 Yep.

01:19:28.000 They're doing nothing.

01:19:29.000 They're not eating.

01:19:30.000 They're just standing there.

01:19:31.000 And I'm like, why aren't they doing anything?

01:19:33.000 And then I asked somebody who had cows, and he's like, what would they do?

01:19:35.000 And I'm like, I don't know, run around or something.

01:19:37.000 He's like, but why?

01:19:38.000 And I'm like, okay.

01:19:40.000 But, you know, we have this little spring stream down over here where every spring the water's flowing like crazy.

01:19:45.000 And it is pretty based because you'll see like a cow mom with her cow baby and they're like standing in the spring water drinking.

01:19:49.000 And that's pretty epic.

01:19:50.000 That is pretty.

01:19:51.000 Anyway, like, imagine being a cow.

01:19:52.000 You're just like, hey man, life is good.

01:19:54.000 These like little elf things come and just like feed me and keep me safe.

01:19:57.000 And then one day we just put this thing in their head and go, and then they're just gone.

01:20:01.000 They have no idea.

01:20:01.000 And they have no idea what's going on.

01:20:02.000 That's what that guy was doing in the bear cave.

01:20:04.000 The bears were like, we keep them around because we're going to eat them when we need to.

01:20:07.000 No need to eat them yet.

01:20:07.000 Yep.

01:20:09.000 And fact check apparently cow tipping is real.

01:20:13.000 What?

01:20:13.000 But what happens is the cows will be like chilling and then they'll sneak up on it and hit it and scare it.

01:20:18.000 So as it starts to run forward, it's off balance and it falls over.

01:20:22.000 This is what professional cows are doing.

01:20:23.000 We'll watch the Grizzly Man thing for the Uncensored Cows.

01:20:27.000 I've still never seen it.

01:20:28.000 I've only heard about it.

01:20:29.000 And the cap was on the camera for that part where they're getting eaten, especially when the guy's getting eaten and you just hear him scream.

01:20:35.000 But it's better than that.

01:20:36.000 Like he's crying.

01:20:37.000 Yeah, but like, I mean, you know, when you're eating another animal and it's crying, we don't care.

01:20:43.000 We're not going like, oh, this.

01:20:44.000 Eat it raw.

01:20:46.000 If someone was just like eating a squirrel in front of you, it's like screaming.

01:20:50.000 Like, well, this is nature.

01:20:50.000 You can hear mushrooms.

01:20:52.000 I'm talking about when we throw lobsters in the water and like, ah!

01:20:55.000 Yeah, mushrooms will scream.

01:20:56.000 And when you have someone.

01:20:56.000 What if somebody just.

01:20:57.000 They take the hog and they slit through it and go, ah!

01:20:59.000 What if you were at Red Lost?

01:21:00.000 I'm not going like, ah!

01:21:01.000 In the waiting area, and someone just dipped their hand in the tank, pulled the lobster out, and started eating it alive.

01:21:07.000 It's cracked.

01:21:07.000 Screaming in front of you.

01:21:09.000 I was sauteing a mushroom, and it, like, okay, hot gas escapes from the mushroom.

01:21:13.000 It was the mushroom.

01:21:14.000 It sounded like it was screaming, really sounded like it was screaming, which was very disturbing because it's not a plant.

01:21:20.000 You know, fungus is its own kind of life form.

01:21:21.000 I think we're derived from fungus.

01:21:23.000 I think what happened is there was plant matter on the plant.

01:21:25.000 What are we talking about?

01:21:26.000 Ian's got an imagination.

01:21:27.000 Screaming mushrooms, animals that scream while you eat them, life forms that scream while you eat them.

01:21:32.000 Plants feel pain as well.

01:21:33.000 But the mushroom, I think what happened was.

01:21:35.000 Spores hit the earth.

01:21:37.000 Some spores ate plants.

01:21:38.000 They became mushrooms.

01:21:39.000 They continued on.

01:21:40.000 But some spores started eating other spores and they became animals.

01:21:43.000 That's a theory of mine.

01:21:44.000 I don't know if it's true or not.

01:21:45.000 Yeah, I think that's made up.

01:21:46.000 I did make it up, but I don't know if it's true or not.

01:21:48.000 It might be real.

01:21:49.000 No, it might be real.

01:21:50.000 Where else did animals come from?

01:21:51.000 A lot of things might be real.

01:21:52.000 That's true.

01:21:53.000 You mean where did animals come from?

01:21:55.000 Like, why did they develop?

01:21:56.000 What caused the animal to differentiate?

01:21:58.000 Maybe there's a chemist out there.

01:22:00.000 Seamus knows the answer.

01:22:01.000 That's right.

01:22:02.000 Where did humans come from?

01:22:03.000 They were created that way.

01:22:04.000 What way?

01:22:05.000 They were created that way.

01:22:06.000 Just with big old fingers.

01:22:08.000 That's right.

01:22:09.000 So I want you to imagine God is sitting at a computer and he goes to the left and he types in like weight one kilogram, flight equals yes, and beak equals, you know, three millimeters.

01:22:09.000 Okay.

01:22:21.000 And then he drags it and he clicks it and it appears there.

01:22:24.000 So we were talking about reincarnation yesterday and I want to get your guys' take on it.

01:22:26.000 So I go to the spirit realm and it seems like time stops.

01:22:29.000 Really?

01:22:30.000 Yeah.

01:22:30.000 You can see all of space time as like a flat plane and you can be like, I want to go there.

01:22:34.000 I want to be.

01:22:35.000 He's talking to demons, bro.

01:22:36.000 And you can go to any time in reality and be like, I want to go to.

01:22:39.000 14, 17, and be John Smith, and you become born as that guy.

01:22:43.000 There's like opportunities to be born anytime, anywhere.

01:22:46.000 It shows this.

01:22:47.000 Why would anyone choose all of the miserable lives that have meant such a good point?

01:22:53.000 No, you're so right because they have done studies that show people who are affluent living in safe societies are the most likely to believe in reincarnation because historically people were not like, Yes, I would like to be born as a different person. 0.97

01:23:05.000 Maybe I would love to be born in like rural India.

01:23:07.000 Maybe some people don't have.

01:23:09.000 Their PC goggles on when they go up there, their NPC state when they're in the spirit realm and they get put into another spot.

01:23:15.000 I disagree.

01:23:15.000 I disagree with you, Seamus.

01:23:17.000 I disagree.

01:23:18.000 I played Oregon Trail the other day.

01:23:20.000 And you can choose to be a banker, a carpenter, or a farmer.

01:23:20.000 True.

01:23:23.000 So, like, why would anyone possibly choose to be the farmer?

01:23:26.000 It's so hard.

01:23:27.000 You have no money.

01:23:28.000 You can barely survive.

01:23:29.000 Because you don't actually feel the pain of the farming when you play Oregon Trail.

01:23:29.000 It's fun.

01:23:34.000 It's true.

01:23:34.000 The pain of dying of dysentery.

01:23:36.000 It might be as a spirit.

01:23:37.000 You're like, you know, I've never died in childbirth before.

01:23:40.000 Bill died.

01:23:40.000 I can try this.

01:23:41.000 When I played.

01:23:42.000 He died in like three days.

01:23:42.000 Yeah, but what happened?

01:23:42.000 Yeah.

01:23:44.000 Did you ever be able to wreck it?

01:23:45.000 Didn't say.

01:23:45.000 It was pretty nuts.

01:23:46.000 Because I was playing on easy.

01:23:47.000 I was playing banker.

01:23:48.000 And you get the jar with a ton of money.

01:23:49.000 So I bought a.

01:23:50.000 I bought like 400 tons of food, just an insane amount of food.

01:23:53.000 And then, like, literally on day three, it's like, Phil has died.

01:23:55.000 And I was like, What happened?

01:23:57.000 You were like, How does it happen?

01:23:59.000 Like, we barely even left independence.

01:24:01.000 Yeah, like, we didn't even get to the trail.

01:24:04.000 It was like, it was literally like two days.

01:24:05.000 I was like, Let's go.

01:24:06.000 And then it was like, Phil has died.

01:24:07.000 And I was like, What?

01:24:08.000 The other question about reincarnation is, How does it contend with population increases and decreases?

01:24:13.000 Do a bunch of souls just not get born during the eating way?

01:24:17.000 They combine.

01:24:18.000 I have an answer for you.

01:24:18.000 Yeah, let me hear it.

01:24:19.000 You ever notice, you know, how when you're driving, On the highway, there's no more bugs splattering on the windshield.

01:24:25.000 So the bugs are gone.

01:24:25.000 One species goes extinct as an unpopular.

01:24:27.000 Come back as people. 1.00

01:24:28.000 That would explain a lot, to be honest. 1.00

01:24:31.000 That's the Hindus believe, right? 0.79

01:24:32.000 You can come back as a bug if you have. 0.98

01:24:34.000 Yeah, but that means the bugs come back as people, too.

01:24:35.000 They'll come back as people, different things.

01:24:36.000 And other life forms on other planets that we don't know about, maybe they'll choose those instead.

01:24:40.000 We call those God's side projects.

01:24:42.000 Or maybe spirits can, like, form into a bunch of spirits, can come together into one spirit, and then embody someone, and they can split into a bunch of different spirits and embody a bunch of people.

01:24:51.000 You've got an active imagination.

01:24:52.000 I rebuke you.

01:24:53.000 Yeah, dude.

01:24:54.000 But the scary thing is, he doesn't think it's a magic.

01:24:56.000 I played a lot of video games, homie.

01:24:58.000 When Seamus isn't talking, he's definitely praying on the show.

01:25:02.000 That is the highest compliment anyone's ever given me.

01:25:04.000 I wish that was true.

01:25:05.000 But you know what it is, guys?

01:25:07.000 Ian's not going to the spirit realm.

01:25:09.000 He's in a cave where there's a fire and there's shadows on the wall and it's demons doing shadow puppetry for Ian.

01:25:15.000 And he's like, wow.

01:25:17.000 And then he comes and tells everybody what the demons showed him.

01:25:19.000 That might be true.

01:25:20.000 They may be projections of another thing.

01:25:24.000 But I think when I was in the spirit realm.

01:25:26.000 Was it?

01:25:27.000 You think they're shadows?

01:25:28.000 When I was there in that spirit realm, which is here, but it's at a perceiving a higher frequency, is what it seemed to be.

01:25:32.000 I can't tell if they were seeing because they saw me and they were like, he can see us.

01:25:35.000 They were freaking out.

01:25:37.000 I couldn't tell if I was in spirit form for them or if they saw me, Ian Cross somebody, looking at them.

01:25:42.000 Probably just on drugs.

01:25:43.000 Well, that was true.

01:25:44.000 Yeah, I know.

01:25:45.000 I mean, it was DMT, which isn't really a drug.

01:25:47.000 Drug means dried herb.

01:25:49.000 The word drug comes from French drueg, meaning dried herb.

01:25:52.000 So that's kind of a vague phrase, but the DMT, your body produces it just kicking it on overdrive.

01:25:58.000 It doesn't feel like a drug.

01:26:00.000 I would not call it.

01:26:01.000 I mean, classically, science is classified, I think, as a drug for whatever reason.

01:26:04.000 But compared to the other psychiatrists, it separates you from reality.

01:26:07.000 I mean, you could deconstruct literally any drug to base atoms that also exist in your body, right?

01:26:14.000 But the point is, it actually changes your conscious state.

01:26:17.000 Well, the DMT, your body is producing literally that same dimethyltryptamine.

01:26:21.000 In low dose.

01:26:21.000 No, I know.

01:26:22.000 But it's still a chemical compound that interacts with your brain.

01:26:26.000 But it's not producing like psilocybin.

01:26:27.000 Your body's not producing psilocybin.

01:26:29.000 If you took a mushroom, that would be external only.

01:26:31.000 DMT is like.

01:26:32.000 But it's still a chemical that interacts with your brain.

01:26:34.000 For sure.

01:26:35.000 And it's wild, dude.

01:26:36.000 It is wild.

01:26:37.000 It's not even wild.

01:26:39.000 It was the most normal experience.

01:26:40.000 I came back to this perception.

01:26:42.000 I was like, that felt more real than this.

01:26:43.000 It's wild.

01:26:44.000 It's not even wild.

01:26:44.000 It's wild.

01:26:45.000 That's actually what a lot of people say.

01:26:47.000 They say that when they do DMT, it feels like whatever they were experiencing was more real than real life experience.

01:26:50.000 That's scary, man.

01:26:52.000 Yeah.

01:26:53.000 It's actually, I mean, it depends.

01:26:54.000 You can choose when you go into it.

01:26:56.000 Do I want to be afraid of this experience?

01:26:57.000 And then you're going to see demons.

01:26:58.000 Or you can not be in love and it's like they're very benevolent.

01:27:01.000 But I mean, after the fact, feeling like reality isn't real.

01:27:04.000 That's the scary part.

01:27:04.000 Because I was like, I don't think I need to do this anymore.

01:27:06.000 I was telling my friend, and she's like, I don't think I need to do this anymore.

01:27:08.000 That's why you got to stay away from that stuff, bro.

01:27:08.000 Yeah, dude, that's terrifying.

01:27:10.000 You need a friend that's going to remind you you're Seamus Coughlin, you're a comedian, you make cartoons.

01:27:10.000 You do.

01:27:14.000 Remember, you're an important part of this reality, and we need you here.

01:27:17.000 Like, she told me that about myself.

01:27:18.000 Not that I'm Seamus, which wouldn't.

01:27:20.000 She didn't want it.

01:27:20.000 That would be crazy.

01:27:21.000 So you're even crossing the line.

01:27:22.000 And you're like, so when I met you, it was insane because.

01:27:25.000 But it did make me feel like I think I've done enough here.

01:27:27.000 Heaven is wonderful.

01:27:28.000 Like it's okay to go there and be there.

01:27:29.000 Like it's totally love, like just immense.

01:27:32.000 Yeah, but Seamus, I knew somebody once who told me this.

01:27:37.000 She was a Catholic that she couldn't wait to die because then she would be in heaven with God's love and embrace.

01:27:43.000 And so she was really excited to die.

01:27:44.000 And I'm like, that's kind of a scary thought.

01:27:47.000 I mean, people come at it from different angles.

01:27:49.000 If you're a Saint who is very holy and you suffer well, you can get to that point.

01:27:54.000 I think sometimes people say, I can't wait to die and get to heaven as a piety, which is a nice thing, but maybe sometimes they haven't really thought about it that much because if you're, if they actually got told tomorrow you're about to die, they might feel a little bit differently, but maybe not.

01:28:07.000 Maybe she was a very holy person and that was really her perspective.

01:28:09.000 Wait, wait, you know, now that the ideal, you should want to go to heaven.

01:28:13.000 Now that Ian's here, we've had this debate before.

01:28:16.000 Oh boy.

01:28:16.000 Where I said that if everybody on earth had the same moral worldview as Seamus Coughlin, you wouldn't need armies or Police officers.

01:28:23.000 That's very kind.

01:28:24.000 That's very kind of you to say.

01:28:25.000 You need civil courts.

01:28:25.000 I don't know about that.

01:28:27.000 I said the same thing. 0.99

01:28:28.000 You need civil courts.

01:28:30.000 But I don't see any possible reality where you rob a store, steal someone's wallet, kill somebody.

01:28:36.000 What if you were a star?

01:28:38.000 But there, for the grace of God, go I, man.

01:28:40.000 People do bad things and I'm blessed and we're all.

01:28:46.000 There is a 0% chance, zero, that Seamus murdered somebody.

01:28:51.000 I only disagree because social media.

01:28:53.000 It was like Seamus murdered.

01:28:54.000 Would you?

01:28:54.000 He did.

01:28:55.000 Badass murder.

01:28:55.000 No, no, no.

01:28:56.000 Kill is not murder.

01:28:58.000 That's right.

01:28:58.000 It's all sanctioned, Seamus.

01:28:59.000 True.

01:29:00.000 They sent like 90 million Seamuses to battle.

01:29:04.000 But I think that the sociological circumstances can drive one to insanity, make them more animalistic.

01:29:09.000 If you were starving, that Seamus was starving, he might attack another Seamus, and you'll be like, nope.

01:29:13.000 Even though they believed the same thing at one point, he's hungry now.

01:29:15.000 And unless you give him food, he's going to change.

01:29:17.000 You'd have perfect communism.

01:29:20.000 If everybody, like, let's say, like, a genie appears before Seamus.

01:29:24.000 And he's like, I will give you one wish, sir.

01:29:28.000 You can have one wish.

01:29:29.000 Why did he talk like that? 1.00

01:29:30.000 Because he's from South Asia.

01:29:31.000 What are you talking about? 0.99

01:29:32.000 That's a good point.

01:29:33.000 And you're like, I wish everybody in the world had the moral clarity that I did.

01:29:33.000 That's easy.

01:29:38.000 Can you imagine what? 0.99

01:29:39.000 And then Genie would be like, first of all, you, that is the worst thing I've ever done.

01:29:42.000 He's like, your wish is a Michael Band.

01:29:44.000 And he snaps his finger and everyone turns into Seamus.

01:29:47.000 Great Seamus.

01:29:48.000 But, you know, just for the sake of it, it's a horrifically painful transformation.

01:29:51.000 They're like, pieces of you are torn asunder.

01:29:54.000 But once it's over, everyone is Seamus and they're like, this is not so bad.

01:29:58.000 If there was a starving Seamus, Seamus is a hardworking guy.

01:30:03.000 You would not get a lazy, homeless, derelict Seamus.

01:30:07.000 Maybe you would. 0.85

01:30:07.000 I don't know, man. 0.85

01:30:08.000 You would not.

01:30:09.000 You would not.

01:30:09.000 You would get a Seamus going to the church and saying, I have tried, I have fallen on hard times, and I seek relief.

01:30:15.000 And they would say, We will help you, and we have worked for you.

01:30:17.000 And he'd say, Thank you.

01:30:18.000 What if one of the Seamus' slipped and fell and bumped into another guy, accidentally elbowing him and breaking his cheekbone?

01:30:24.000 Now you've got a problem.

01:30:25.000 A heck of a problem.

01:30:26.000 It was an accident.

01:30:27.000 I didn't mean to.

01:30:27.000 Bro.

01:30:29.000 Like, I am not saying this to act like Seamus is the perfect human or anything.

01:30:32.000 I'm saying.

01:30:33.000 Seamus is not an overly aggressive, murderous, criminal person.

01:30:37.000 I'm sure Seamus has bumped into people before.

01:30:39.000 And I've, I'm, Seamus, has anyone ever bumped into you?

01:30:41.000 It's never happened. 0.99

01:30:42.000 And you're like, I'll kill you. 0.96

01:30:44.000 So, question, Seamus, what do you, is it, what's the truth? 0.99

01:30:46.000 What do you think?

01:30:48.000 Well, I take Augustine's line.

01:30:50.000 Anything good in me is from God.

01:30:52.000 The rest is my fault.

01:30:54.000 Meaning you're flawed.

01:30:55.000 Yeah, I'm a flawed person.

01:30:56.000 I'm a messed up person.

01:30:57.000 I'm not like, you know, a bad person.

01:31:00.000 Do you think, but if I do good things, it's because God gave me.

01:31:03.000 I will say this again.

01:31:04.000 I use Seamus as an example.

01:31:05.000 Yeah.

01:31:06.000 I could say the same of Phil.

01:31:07.000 If everyone had a unified, benevolent worldview.

01:31:07.000 Right.

01:31:09.000 Because Phil minds his business, he does his own work, he takes care of himself.

01:31:13.000 If Phil bumped into himself and got upset, I'm sure that they'd be like, chill, it's not worth it.

01:31:19.000 I don't think Phil's going to just beat the crap out of a guy for bumping in.

01:31:19.000 Sorry, bro.

01:31:22.000 Only when they run out of food.

01:31:23.000 If one of the Phil's ran out of food, you better believe he'd get in his rifle and go into hunt some other animal, and humans are animals.

01:31:30.000 Maybe Phil. 0.78

01:31:31.000 I mean, hopefully Shannon wouldn't just lay around and starve.

01:31:34.000 My point is not to single anybody individual out.

01:31:37.000 I'm saying if the conflicts that we see are because people are not connected, you tend to see among small communities less crime amongst each other, but it does exist.

01:31:47.000 That's true. 0.92

01:31:48.000 And especially among religious groups, you like sending 90,000 Seamuses to fight.

01:31:53.000 Yeah, who are they fighting?

01:31:55.000 If everybody in the world, obviously, yeah, if everybody in the world had the same, like if everybody in the world was a legitimately devout Catholic, you wouldn't need a war.

01:32:04.000 I think you wouldn't need armies.

01:32:06.000 People would be like, well, the Lord wants us to do this.

01:32:08.000 We're going to work together.

01:32:09.000 It would build towards a much more unified planet, but I think you would still need police for outlying circumstances of poverty and things that might arise.

01:32:19.000 Charity would be huge, but when you expand so great, it's like you're almost not supposed to worry about what the guy six miles away is doing.

01:32:26.000 You take a look at certain neighborhoods with poverty.

01:32:29.000 West Virginia is a really great example, a very impoverished state, and it has lower than average crime.

01:32:34.000 Lower than average.

01:32:36.000 So poverty is not the issue.

01:32:38.000 You can take a look at areas of Chicago that are wealthier than West Virginia with higher rates of crime.

01:32:43.000 Well, this is something Sean, Actual Justice Warrior on YouTube, talks about, which is that when it comes to Crime and how you prevent people from committing the crime.

01:32:52.000 The way he laid it out, and this was years ago when we talked about it, but he said there's three layers and one is a gavel.

01:32:57.000 No, but he said there's three layers to it.

01:33:00.000 And the least effective is the punishment because a lot of people think they won't get caught.

01:33:07.000 And he's not some guy who's arguing we shouldn't punish people, by the way.

01:33:10.000 That's not the line of reasoning he's coming from.

01:33:12.000 The second most effective is that they will be ostracized, other people will have issues with them if they engage in this behavior.

01:33:22.000 But the most effective way to get someone to not do something is to get them to actually believe that it's wrong, right?

01:33:28.000 And so by the time you get to the crime being committed and sentencing people, you've already failed on two levels.

01:33:34.000 They didn't internalize those values, and then the people around them didn't shame them when they acted on their misaligned morality.

01:33:42.000 So ultimately, I think the argument you're making demonstrates that, or the statistics you brought up demonstrate that, which is that even though people are poorer here, if they, A, personally, Believe X, Y, and Z are wrong, they're less likely to do it.

01:33:56.000 B, if people around them will ostracize them, look at them differently, and shame them for doing it, they're less likely to do it.

01:34:01.000 And then if all of those other things fail, yeah, you have criminal punishment.

01:34:04.000 And this is why at the founding of this country, police did not exist.

01:34:07.000 Ooh, that's interesting.

01:34:09.000 There weren't, we did not have police.

01:34:12.000 Do you know when they showed up in the US?

01:34:14.000 I think it was the 1800s, and I believe it originated in France.

01:34:19.000 We actually covered it on the show a while back.

01:34:23.000 Like, I know they had sheriffs out west in the mid 1800s, you know, the law man.

01:34:28.000 And it'd be like one guy, and then he'd deputize a dude and be like, help me out here, bro.

01:34:31.000 Yep.

01:34:31.000 You'd have a sheriff, and you could deputize people to help him.

01:34:34.000 But it's like one guy was elected.

01:34:37.000 The first police department, I'm asking our friends on the internet.

01:34:41.000 1798 London was the first police force, the first modern police force.

01:34:47.000 There you go.

01:34:48.000 The first, the actual, okay.

01:34:51.000 This was the Marine Police Force in London, 1798.

01:34:54.000 But it was employed salaried officers focused on crime prevention.

01:34:57.000 However, the first modern police force was 1829, the metro in London.

01:35:04.000 However, they did have constables, watchmen, night watches, sheriffs, and things like that.

01:35:08.000 But it was very, very different.

01:35:12.000 Back in the day, we didn't even have like courts in the same way.

01:35:15.000 People got strung up all the time.

01:35:17.000 Yeah.

01:35:18.000 The mob would just kill you. 1.00

01:35:19.000 Yep. 1.00

01:35:20.000 You know?

01:35:21.000 In a way, it's like were the police formed to prevent mob slaughter or were they created to prevent crime itself?

01:35:27.000 Well, no, it's an interesting concept, actually, because historically, we look at these very barbaric penalties you'd see, especially in the ancient world and the medieval world, where you steal this.

01:35:40.000 And they'll execute you or cut your arm off or something like that. 0.69

01:35:43.000 And people go, oh, they were so backwards. 0.97

01:35:45.000 Didn't they know that that offense wasn't so horrible as to warrant death?

01:35:48.000 But the reason they did it wasn't necessarily because they thought it warranted death.

01:35:52.000 It was because they couldn't have people doing it.

01:35:54.000 And they were not wealthy and developed enough as a society to house criminals somewhere and give them three square meals a day.

01:35:59.000 So the only way you could remove those people from society was with the death penalty.

01:36:03.000 I think it was like 1% or 2% of all of Europe was killed like every year.

01:36:08.000 Something, yeah, I think in England, there was like 1% of people that were. 0.73

01:36:12.000 Hung during a period of time, and you're basically taking all the people that are likely to commit crime and you're just like culling them from society. 0.91

01:36:20.000 And they did not make the history books.

01:36:21.000 A lot of that probably was like, let's just not really tell people how much, dude.

01:36:26.000 I brought the oubliette the other day.

01:36:27.000 I want to clarify where you would throw people down.

01:36:30.000 Oh, it's pretty wild in 1750 in New York.

01:36:33.000 It was just civilian arrest, it was citizen arrest.

01:36:36.000 So, like, someone would accuse someone else of a crime and a mob would get together.

01:36:39.000 That's crazy, go after them.

01:36:40.000 Yeah, they had night watch, it was after the American Revolution, just like night watchmen would walk around and if they saw something, but there was like.

01:36:47.000 I guess it's pretty crazy.

01:36:48.000 The Oubliette was a dungeon.

01:36:50.000 It was like a.

01:36:51.000 They had a county sheriff who would manage jails and organize posses.

01:36:56.000 That's wild.

01:36:58.000 He'd literally be like, all right, boys, I got to go track down some guy who like stole a horse.

01:37:02.000 Let's roll.

01:37:03.000 See, like, Billy's home.

01:37:05.000 Billy has a shotgun.

01:37:06.000 Go grab Billy.

01:37:06.000 Militia.

01:37:08.000 I'll say the last thing about the Oubliette because I brought up the other night like, the Oubliette, you would throw if you captured a Duke or something and you're like, I want his territory, but I can't.

01:37:08.000 Yeah.

01:37:18.000 Openly execute him, or I'm going to look like a tyrant. 0.99

01:37:21.000 People are going to hate me. 0.99

01:37:21.000 So let's just throw him in a dungeon where he's forgotten until he dies, and then all his lands will be mine. 0.99

01:37:26.000 I said before it was if you wanted to keep him alive, you would throw him in the Oublie. 0.81

01:37:30.000 The Oublie was a place for people to die, it was like a torture death.

01:37:34.000 So you put them on house arrest if you wanted them to stay alive, if you needed to keep them alive to govern their lands through them.

01:37:42.000 But if you really want their territory and you don't want to execute them, you would put them in the hole, and then no one would know if they were alive or dead.

01:37:48.000 And then one day it's like, oops, I guess he died in prison.

01:37:51.000 It's kind of like the man on the iron mask type thing.

01:37:53.000 Oops, he died in prison.

01:37:54.000 Yeah, we didn't kill him.

01:37:55.000 He just died in a jail cell with rotting corpses.

01:37:58.000 Literally in the hole.

01:38:00.000 You know, rats eating.

01:38:00.000 A hole with no food.

01:38:02.000 Except for other dead bodies.

01:38:02.000 Yeah.

01:38:03.000 Like rotting bodies and stuff. 0.97

01:38:06.000 Yeah, they would start eating each other.

01:38:06.000 Started to change the subject.

01:38:09.000 They'd become like feral ghouls from Fallout.

01:38:12.000 Like if you were in there dying and starving, the people would eat the other person who died.

01:38:17.000 Like you died, someone would eat you.

01:38:18.000 Oh my God.

01:38:19.000 Yep. 0.91

01:38:20.000 I have to go to the bathroom.

01:38:23.000 Me too.

01:38:25.000 Man.

01:38:28.000 You know, I guess we could have talked about Iran, but I really don't care to.

01:38:31.000 So we'll just keep a light one, I guess.

01:38:33.000 It's so back and forth and on again, off again.

01:38:35.000 Every week.

01:38:36.000 It ended.

01:38:37.000 It's starting again.

01:38:38.000 It ended.

01:38:38.000 It's starting again.

01:38:39.000 It ended.

01:38:39.000 It's starting again.

01:38:40.000 And this is, to be fair, Trump did say he's withdrawing.

01:38:44.000 So this is more definitive, I guess.

01:38:45.000 But they're like, we'll sign on Friday.

01:38:47.000 And I'm like, how much you want to bet on Wednesday Iran starts bombing somebody?

01:38:50.000 And he's like, the deal's off.

01:38:52.000 And then I have to imagine that.

01:38:54.000 The people around the Trump admin are just like buying oil at 80, then selling at 100 and shorting, and then, you know, like selling the short at 80, then buying it at 80, and they're just, you know.

01:39:07.000 Yeah.

01:39:08.000 He's just cycling wealth.

01:39:09.000 That's what he's doing.

01:39:09.000 It's like every week, every Friday, the war's off, and Monday, the war's on.

01:39:13.000 I mean, I'm hoping, I'm hopeful that it actually is over.

01:39:18.000 I mean, this is, it's dragged on, and it would be cool to see this kind of end.

01:39:23.000 I'm thankful that it hasn't turned into some kind of ground invasion where you have to get to the ground.

01:39:28.000 I'm glad that that didn't, you know, that didn't develop.

01:39:32.000 I really hope that this can hold. 0.58

01:39:35.000 I hope Israel doesn't decide that they want to keep shooting at Lebanon to stir the pot.

01:39:41.000 Um, But, yeah, I mean, I don't know.

01:39:44.000 It's every weekend, it's the same thing.

01:39:46.000 It's like, oh, the stock market was rough on Friday, so I'm going to make an announcement over the weekend and the stock market will go up again.

01:39:51.000 You know, it's kind of the way the, you know, that's the pattern.

01:39:54.000 And it's like, you get to the point where you're just like, well, can we believe it?

01:39:57.000 I mean, obviously, it's really tough to say whether or not it's going to hold. 0.76

01:40:02.000 Iran doesn't like either Israel or the United States.

01:40:06.000 They don't, I don't know if they have a change in leadership that'll actually affect the, uh, The thought process there.

01:40:15.000 I don't think there has been, but I mean, look, if they actually have hammered it out, then that'd be great.

01:40:20.000 I'd love to see it.

01:40:21.000 Amen.

01:40:21.000 Yeah.

01:40:22.000 I had a question about Jesus, Seamus.

01:40:23.000 Oh, you're going to the bathroom?

01:40:24.000 He was trying to stealth out of here.

01:40:26.000 Well, I'll ask the question.

01:40:27.000 Ask Phil.

01:40:28.000 And then Phil, I'll ask you.

01:40:29.000 So people pray to Jesus for help and for guidance and all this, and then Jesus gives them guidance or they get the wisdom somehow.

01:40:36.000 Do you think that Jesus' spirit gets worn out?

01:40:39.000 And he's like, no.

01:40:40.000 I don't think that spirits get worn out.

01:40:40.000 Really?

01:40:42.000 And again, this is my understanding of Christianity.

01:40:47.000 As a guy that was, or as a guy that grew up Catholic, but you know, it was kind of like a non believer now, right?

01:40:52.000 Like, I'm still kind of agnostic, I don't, I don't, or I'm still agnostic, I don't know that I have any kind of answers at all.

01:40:58.000 I, you know, you might, might even want to ask Carter more than me because what do you, Carter, Carter actually goes to.

01:41:02.000 So, what's the question again?

01:41:04.000 Well, like, I was talking to Mark and Alexis earlier about it, and I'm like, okay, so I'm just concerned, like, I don't want to overuse the guy, Jesus, because like, it's, I have no problem with Jesus.

01:41:11.000 I've communicated with Jesus, I'm like, bro, I got your back.

01:41:14.000 He's like, I got your back, man.

01:41:15.000 And like, we're on a team, but.

01:41:18.000 Asking him for help.

01:41:19.000 Like, if I asked Phil for help constantly, eventually he'd be like, God, he's asking me for help for the ninth time this week.

01:41:23.000 I feel like it's important to like pray when you don't need something and like be like, by the way, I didn't need anything, but thank you for the stuff you've done in the past.

01:41:32.000 Just so like you're not always the.

01:41:35.000 It's him again asking for stuff.

01:41:37.000 Oh, so you recharge the spirit with gratitude.

01:41:40.000 Yeah.

01:41:42.000 Okay.

01:41:44.000 Which would indicate that it can get worn out or at least your ability to contract from it can.

01:41:50.000 What are you asking for, right?

01:41:51.000 If you're asking for stuff, then you know, it's kind of like people that ask for stuff.

01:41:57.000 I feel like they don't get their answers or their prayers answered.

01:42:01.000 But if you're asking, you know, give me guidance, give me peace, give me, you know, strength, those kind of things I think are you're more likely to get on a routine basis because people that are Christian, they're often talking about like, you know, I'm always praying, I'm constantly in communication with God, I'm constantly, you know.

01:42:22.000 Kind of just even if I mean, someone might say that it's just muttering to yourself, right?

01:42:27.000 But to a person that believes, you know, they're kind of like, Hey, you know, this is actually me trying to make sure that I have a relationship with God.

01:42:35.000 And so, you know, I don't think that God's like, if you're like, God, send me a million dollars, God, send me a million dollars every day, I don't think it's going to happen.

01:42:42.000 But if you're like, Hey, give me the stamina to finish my day, give me the patience to deal with my kid, I'm frustrated now, give me the, you know, give me the, give me the peace to deal with, you know, whatever I'm going through, give me the, the, The wisdom to address this problem.

01:42:58.000 I think those kind of things are probably not going to, you know, wear God out. 0.99

01:43:01.000 Seamus, does Jesus get sick and tired of your bullshit? 1.00

01:43:04.000 Well, what do you mean? 1.00

01:43:05.000 Or Ian's bullshit? 0.99

01:43:06.000 Well, we're not supposed to sin, and it's wrong and it offends God. 0.99

01:43:11.000 But what is your question specifically?

01:43:13.000 If you pray to Jesus, if you were to spend a lot of time praying to Jesus for whatever, forgive, for things, you know, help, strength, whatever, do you think that the Spirit gets tired over time?

01:43:24.000 No, God wants you to ask Him for things.

01:43:24.000 No.

01:43:26.000 And people will think, oh, I'm afraid of praying because I don't want to ask God for too much.

01:43:30.000 But you're showing trust in Him by praying to Him.

01:43:33.000 So never, never be afraid to ask Him.

01:43:34.000 And Carter was saying that, like, just thanking God and thanking the spirits themselves is another way to pray.

01:43:40.000 With not asking for anything, with just having gratitude.

01:43:43.000 Yeah, or just conversation.

01:43:45.000 Oh, so you think actually asking invigorates the spirit?

01:43:49.000 That might be true.

01:43:50.000 Well, God loves you.

01:43:51.000 And if you feel a pull to pray, it's actually because He reached out to you first and gave you that feeling, gave you that grace to consider praying for Him.

01:44:02.000 So never feel that you can't pray or that you're going to bother God with your prayer.

01:44:05.000 You ever feel guilty like I'm overtaxing Jesus Himself?

01:44:07.000 Oh my gosh, the reason I feel guilty is because I don't pray enough.

01:44:13.000 How often do you pray?

01:44:14.000 I pray every day, but my prayers could be better.

01:44:17.000 There's always ways that we can improve.

01:44:19.000 There's always ways we can improve.

01:44:21.000 And so, no, I mean, you're not going to offend God by praying to Him too much.

01:44:24.000 He wants you to ask Him for things. 1.00

01:44:26.000 If you pray hard enough, will you pray the gay away? 1.00

01:44:30.000 It's a half joke. 1.00

01:44:31.000 I mean, if everybody prayed, would there be no gay people? 0.94

01:44:34.000 Well, I'm not exactly trying to answer that because if you are asking if homosexuality is a defect and a disordered thing, the answer is yes. 0.92

01:44:43.000 Can I guarantee that anyone who prays for the specific grace to have those desires removed is going to have those desires removed? 0.98

01:44:50.000 I don't know.

01:44:52.000 God, you know, some people will struggle with certain disordered temptations, and that's a difficult thing, and they should keep trying to stay on the straight and narrow.

01:44:58.000 I feel like that's saying if you got enough people together and just prayed to make sure that nobody sins, and that's not, like, God's not going to do that because God, and this is my understanding, because God allows, you know, has given us free will, and God wants us to come to Him of our own free will.

01:45:16.000 Decision. 0.95

01:45:17.000 So, I don't think that you could pray the gay away any more than you could pray someone that is an impulsive liar or someone that is, you know, continues to take advantage of their friends and, you know, they're stealing or whatever. 1.00

01:45:36.000 You can't pray those things away because that's sin and God has given us the choice to sin or to not sin. 0.97

01:45:41.000 We do it free will, but God can extend extra graces to people.

01:45:45.000 And so, I do think it is good to pray for people who you know who are sinning to help.

01:45:48.000 Get over it.

01:45:49.000 And also, for yourself, most importantly, like help me to stop sitting.

01:45:53.000 What if it's demons making them do it?

01:45:54.000 Demons making someone.

01:45:55.000 Yeah.

01:45:56.000 Like, what's playing in their hand?

01:45:57.000 Yeah, you can pray for God to help that one.

01:45:58.000 Like, what if everybody right now prayed the demons away from Ian and tomorrow he woke up and he put a suit on?

01:46:03.000 I prayed to heal my future.

01:46:05.000 The interplay between free will and providence, it's just such a mind blowing mystery that I couldn't even try to get into it or claim to understand it.

01:46:13.000 We're going to go to the Rumble Rants and Super Chats.

01:46:15.000 So, smash that like button, share the show with everyone you've ever met in your life.

01:46:19.000 Tell them how great the show is because word of mouth is the most important thing for how these shows live or die.

01:46:24.000 Based.

01:46:24.000 And I also want to stress that I do believe that we are heading towards the complete and total user generated content apocalypse.

01:46:30.000 I don't know if you guys saw that Keir Starmer announced they're going to ban 15 and under from using social media.

01:46:36.000 Is that what he said?

01:46:36.000 Except Blue Sky.

01:46:38.000 I'm pretty sure Blue Sky wasn't on the list, I saw.

01:46:40.000 Well, it could be, honestly, because Blue Sky is just kind of non consequential.

01:46:46.000 But the issue is this this means what he's really saying is they're going to require digital ID for anyone to use the internet.

01:46:51.000 They say.

01:46:52.000 We're going to stop the kids from using it.

01:46:54.000 And people go, oh, that makes sense.

01:46:55.000 But how?

01:46:56.000 Okay, well, then people need digital IDs.

01:46:58.000 And that's what they've been pushing for, which means we will come to a point where if you want to watch a show like this, you got to be logged in and signed up to YouTube with an ID.

01:47:06.000 They blocked porn.

01:47:07.000 I don't know if you guys have noticed because I heard from someone else about it.

01:47:10.000 I agree with that.

01:47:11.000 Yeah, they blocked porn websites.

01:47:12.000 Now you need an ID.

01:47:13.000 You basically need to sign in.

01:47:14.000 Let's see what we got here.

01:47:14.000 All right.

01:47:15.000 We got the uncensored portion of the show is coming up 10 p.m. at rumble.com slash Tim Kest IRL.

01:47:21.000 David Flores says the investigation was supposedly to have begun under Biden.

01:47:25.000 That's the newsome one.

01:47:26.000 That's what I heard.

01:47:26.000 Indeed.

01:47:27.000 I heard that too.

01:47:28.000 Meetho says Tim Waltz is more of a bad boy than newsgum.

01:47:31.000 There's a whole commercial about it.

01:47:33.000 I like that bit where Waltz's on stage and he's like, I like to pull up the Tesla stock to give myself a little pick me up.

01:47:41.000 And he's like, 220 and drop it.

01:47:43.000 And now it's like 400. 1.00

01:47:44.000 By the way, incredibly toxic feminine energy there. 0.83

01:47:49.000 The idea of a man being happy that another man is failing because he doesn't like him is very creepy.

01:47:54.000 That's not normal.

01:47:55.000 This is the guy they were trying to market as just like any other guy.

01:47:58.000 You can relate to him. 0.99

01:47:59.000 Owen Ack says, I wish Gavin went full Platner and said he would rape any agent that comes after him in a non gay way. 0.99

01:48:05.000 His support would go up. 0.98

01:48:07.000 Didn't Bill, I don't know, did Bill Morris back Platner?

01:48:10.000 I think he did.

01:48:11.000 I hope not.

01:48:12.000 Did Platner actually say that?

01:48:13.000 I heard a little bit of it.

01:48:14.000 Yeah, he said that. 1.00

01:48:15.000 He said if a guy broke in his house, he'd rape him. 1.00

01:48:17.000 Not in a sexual way, but not a gay way. 1.00

01:48:17.000 Whoa. 1.00

01:48:18.000 Yes. 0.96

01:48:19.000 In a sexual way, but not a gay way. 0.99

01:48:21.000 That's weird. 0.99

01:48:21.000 Wow. 0.99

01:48:22.000 Like with a broom?

01:48:23.000 I never thought about it like that.

01:48:26.000 Maybe that's actually what that means.

01:48:27.000 I got to get him on the show.

01:48:29.000 They couldn't find a different candidate, huh?

01:48:31.000 This is just the guy they picked.

01:48:33.000 He's the hardest of hardcore.

01:48:34.000 They're like, listen, he has a Nazi tattoo, but he's also got plenty of other bad qualities.

01:48:39.000 Plenty of tactics.

01:48:40.000 All right. 0.77

01:48:41.000 Token Magus says, I'm so over the libs who just hate America.

01:48:44.000 UFC 250 was awesome, and they're just sad people who don't know how to have fun.

01:48:48.000 Seriously, it's incredible.

01:48:50.000 Trump brought one of the most popular sports in the world to the White House, got 80,000 people, maybe even 100, big numbers, to all celebrate America and watch a major sporting event.

01:49:02.000 It's fun.

01:49:03.000 We're coming together, we're hanging out, we're being buds.

01:49:05.000 Stop bitching nonstop. 1.00

01:49:07.000 You're like, these libs are like the friend. 0.95

01:49:08.000 It's like, you're all hanging out and you're like, hey, let's go out and have a drink.

01:49:11.000 I don't want to go out and have a drink.

01:49:12.000 I can't.

01:49:13.000 Okay, well, what do you want to do?

01:49:14.000 It's like, okay, well, let's go see a movie.

01:49:14.000 I don't know.

01:49:16.000 The movies are bad.

01:49:17.000 Okay, dude, if you don't want to hang out, just stop.

01:49:19.000 We're going to go over there and watch a UFC fight with Trump and have a good time.

01:49:23.000 Let me say, though, it's not all libs.

01:49:25.000 And I know you're probably generalizing.

01:49:27.000 It's not.

01:49:27.000 I hung out with Kyla Turner, Brian Shapiro, huge group from Take Back America yesterday.

01:49:32.000 We had an awesome day.

01:49:33.000 Went back and hung out at the Airbnb.

01:49:35.000 We were at the Capitol.

01:49:36.000 I mean, they're cool people.

01:49:38.000 Yeah, tell them the story about the night before.

01:49:42.000 No, that's all.

01:49:43.000 Oh, really?

01:49:44.000 If I don't want to have people at my house, I'm not having people in my house.

01:49:44.000 Why not?

01:49:47.000 It's my decision.

01:49:48.000 I'll say it.

01:49:49.000 If you want to, yeah.

01:49:50.000 Yeah.

01:49:51.000 We got invited to hang out with some of these so called libs, and then they found out, one of them found out, was like, no, absolutely, they cannot come.

01:49:56.000 Yeah, they found out.

01:49:56.000 You don't want those people hanging out with us.

01:50:00.000 There's definitely a polarization in this world that I'm trying to break through.

01:50:02.000 Doesn't this have the same side we have?

01:50:04.000 Yeah, it does.

01:50:06.000 No, it doesn't.

01:50:07.000 I mean, we've not had Sam Hyde on this show.

01:50:11.000 Sam Hyde's not a liberal.

01:50:11.000 What are you talking about?

01:50:12.000 He's like a crazy radical that might. 0.99

01:50:13.000 Say the wrong words. 0.98

01:50:14.000 We've been like, it's too much.

01:50:15.000 The reason Sam Hyde isn't on the show has nothing to do with it.

01:50:17.000 Similar.

01:50:18.000 It's like, no, it's not.

01:50:19.000 You are incorrect and you're budding into his private business, so I recommend you stop talking about it.

01:50:23.000 You just brought it up.

01:50:23.000 You want to talk about that?

01:50:24.000 You brought up Sam Hyde.

01:50:26.000 I know.

01:50:26.000 I'm bringing up that it does happen on other shows.

01:50:28.000 I'm bringing up that you're saying it's not the Libs, but those Libs disinvited you from their party.

01:50:32.000 No one really invited me.

01:50:32.000 They never invited me.

01:50:33.000 It wasn't like a party.

01:50:34.000 It was like, we're going to go to the dinner.

01:50:36.000 Make it too political.

01:50:37.000 Make it too pieces.

01:50:39.000 I did hang out.

01:50:39.000 People are all invited to Amfest and they're all invited to the conservative shows with no problem, but not the other way around.

01:50:44.000 There's no reason to shit on a gracious group of people that have me to their house. 0.51

01:50:48.000 It was so cool. 0.94

01:50:49.000 And I made great friends and great contacts.

01:50:51.000 They weren't gracious when they thought Tim was coming.

01:50:54.000 Right, because there's this polarizing thing that's been happening that is ridiculous that we gotta get over.

01:50:59.000 And this is part of how you do it.

01:51:01.000 It's like, hey, the first day, maybe I won't get invited.

01:51:03.000 Then maybe the next week, I will.

01:51:05.000 And then after that, my family can come with me and then we'll all be friends.

01:51:08.000 I'll just put it like this 80% of the time, nothing's absolute.

01:51:13.000 If I go to a conservative and actually I have a fun, you know, there are stories.

01:51:18.000 If like Michael Knowles was having a party and I went to him and I said, hey, there are these libs, they wanna come hang out, he'd be like, okay, tell them to come.

01:51:27.000 It'll be fun.

01:51:28.000 If they're having a party, they say, absolutely not. 0.90

01:51:31.000 We won't let those fascists in our house.

01:51:32.000 You got to define who's they.

01:51:34.000 Like you said, Michael is a specific guy.

01:51:35.000 If there's a specific dude that has disinvited you time and time again, I get it.

01:51:39.000 Even Bill Maher talks about how libs don't want to come on his show.

01:51:43.000 We can't define libs.

01:51:44.000 Like, what does that even mean these days?

01:51:45.000 The left aligned individuals, Democrat activists, they hide.

01:51:49.000 Bro, we invited Dean to come on the show and he canceled the last minute and said, I'll reschedule and then ran away and never came back.

01:51:54.000 There's people that are like liberally minded that are super cool.

01:51:57.000 And then there's like, People that are afraid.

01:51:59.000 Sure.

01:52:00.000 And they also.

01:52:01.000 Like, I would say, like, Kyla and Brian are okay.

01:52:04.000 They've never had any.

01:52:05.000 They're friends.

01:52:05.000 They've never had any.

01:52:06.000 They've been very nice.

01:52:07.000 The whole debate.

01:52:08.000 And however, we're talking about tendencies.

01:52:10.000 So I will say this 80% of the time, if there is a liberal thing going on, they'll tell you, you can't come.

01:52:15.000 80% of the time, if there's a conservative thing, they'll say, please invite the liberals.

01:52:17.000 I think it's because, like, an environment of fear was created around censorship over the last eight years.

01:52:23.000 So a lot of people in that space that were, like, part of the Democratic Party are, like, don't want to say the wrong thing or be the wrong person.

01:52:30.000 That's a cult.

01:52:31.000 It has.

01:52:31.000 I mean, the media has culted up a lot of it.

01:52:34.000 It's a cult.

01:52:35.000 The reason why lefties don't want to come on this show is because they can't handle speaking outside the confines of the liberal orthodoxy.

01:52:43.000 There are people like that, yeah.

01:52:44.000 But I'm not.

01:52:44.000 I don't understand.

01:52:45.000 Like, for instance, Dean and Parker famously just interview faceless individuals who I would not be surprised to find out are actors.

01:52:55.000 They're prop debates.

01:52:56.000 You watch the guy's YouTube, he does these debates, and you watch him, and it's just a camera on his face, and he's debating someone you can't see or hear.

01:53:04.000 I'm sorry, you can't see, but you can hear.

01:53:07.000 And so, like, this is not a real debate.

01:53:11.000 He's not ever going to sit in a room with someone who's actually going to put the pressure on.

01:53:14.000 We actually debated what is even a real debate.

01:53:17.000 Because, I mean, a real debate's like, they don't do it.

01:53:18.000 They don't do it.

01:53:19.000 They don't do it.

01:53:19.000 And then, like, we don't do real debates.

01:53:20.000 We just have conversations about, I guess.

01:53:22.000 Exactly.

01:53:22.000 And that's why I don't do these debates, because they're not actual debates.

01:53:25.000 So, for instance, like, I think even Andrew Wilson was saying this.

01:53:25.000 They're not.

01:53:28.000 It's not a debate, it's blood sports.

01:53:30.000 Well, that's one version of it.

01:53:31.000 I don't do it. 1.00

01:53:32.000 Which means when you watch those debate shows, the intention is not to rationalize or understand reality, it's to make the other person look stupid. 0.99

01:53:39.000 That's blood sports. 1.00

01:53:40.000 Oh, it's gross.

01:53:41.000 I mean, it gets clicks and money.

01:53:42.000 I get it, but I don't.

01:53:43.000 So, a good example is when the Jubilee had this thing with a conservative guy and Parker, Dean, and two conservative guys.

01:53:50.000 And the issue was that Donald Trump falling asleep raises questions about his serious questions about his health.

01:53:56.000 And the one conservative guy asked Dean, Dean's like, Trump's falling asleep.

01:54:00.000 He's got a thing on his neck.

01:54:01.000 He's got like a thing in his hand.

01:54:02.000 Like something's wrong with him.

01:54:04.000 The conservative guy goes, Well, when Joe Biden was president, all of a sudden he interrupts him and says, Bro, oh my God, are you.

01:54:10.000 How did you bring up Biden?

01:54:11.000 Like, it literally says Trump.

01:54:12.000 Can we all agree we are not going to say Joe Biden anymore?

01:54:15.000 And the conservative guy's like, okay.

01:54:17.000 And I'm like, you see, that's not a real debate.

01:54:20.000 That's not actually getting to the core of the ideas.

01:54:23.000 The reason you bring up Joe Biden is you would say, Dean, in the previous administration, when the president was very obviously ill to the point where his wife recently said she thought he had a stroke, you said it was fine.

01:54:33.000 What changed in your opinion?

01:54:34.000 Because honestly, it looks political.

01:54:37.000 But these aren't real debates. 1.00

01:54:38.000 So Dean uses a rhetorical trick to make the other guy look stupid and mock him. 0.99

01:54:43.000 And then the guy gives up and backs off of his point. 0.99

01:54:45.000 I used to do ad hominems. 0.87

01:54:47.000 I mean, rip somebody's head off. 0.99

01:54:48.000 Talk about how they don't know their dad, you know, and it's like, then they're all nervous, and you're like, see, you don't even know what you're fucking talking about. 0.99

01:54:53.000 And then you rip them off. 0.98

01:54:54.000 Well, that's what I use.

01:54:55.000 That's blood sport.

01:54:56.000 That's what I used to do with people.

01:54:57.000 That's online blood sports.

01:54:59.000 That's where, like, you'll see these debates where you'll have two people, and then one guy will ask a question. 0.98

01:55:05.000 The other guy, instead of answering, will bust out laughing and then call the other person a moron for even asking. 0.96

01:55:09.000 It's like, that's not debates. 0.84

01:55:10.000 Fortunately, there's a huge surging group of people across all political spectrums that I've met that want to have, like, legitimate conversations and further the American spirit.

01:55:20.000 It's really awesome.

01:55:21.000 And I got to spend a lot of time with him yesterday.

01:55:22.000 Let's grab some more.

01:55:23.000 We got Hans.

01:55:24.000 He says, Trump using harp weather modification to allow UFC fights.

01:55:27.000 You could make a good episode for our spoon thief.

01:55:30.000 That's actually a really good idea. 1.00

01:55:32.000 I actually don't know who he's referring to, though.

01:55:34.000 That's a good point.

01:55:35.000 Anyway, that's actually a really good short you should do where it's like the Democrats are calling Trump corrupt for his corrupt use of power. 0.98

01:55:44.000 And then the right is just like, that's ridiculous. 0.90

01:55:48.000 That's just not true. 0.65

01:55:50.000 And then the storm comes and Trump is like, he moves it.

01:55:53.000 He has Ian move it.

01:55:54.000 A laser slices the cloud in half.

01:55:56.000 He's in DARPA.

01:55:59.000 He has Ian move it.

01:56:01.000 That's their technology?

01:56:02.000 They might have done that.

01:56:03.000 I don't know.

01:56:04.000 Weather mods.

01:56:05.000 I don't know.

01:56:06.000 The Democrats are complaining about Trump's corrupt use of power, not because of the White House lawn and the UFC event, but because he used HARP technology to control the weather for the event.

01:56:16.000 Keep your eyes on the news the next week and see if somebody writes about it.

01:56:21.000 Forced Name Chain says, I love how Carter switches the camera to Phil every time Ian goes into one of his DMT flashbacks.

01:56:26.000 I got to say, Carter is the master.

01:56:28.000 I have the best facial expressions, and I always know when it's coming.

01:56:31.000 Bro. Carter's really good with getting reaction shots.

01:56:34.000 I feel like it adds such a dynamic to the show.

01:56:36.000 He is great with that.

01:56:38.000 Tomahawk says For Tim Cass tradition, please welcome Robin Candice Dahl to the world.

01:56:43.000 Yeah.

01:56:43.000 Our second girl, Patriot.

01:56:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:56:45.000 Proudest girl, dad.

01:56:46.000 Thank you for encouraging people to start families.

01:56:48.000 It's worth living for.

01:56:49.000 It's been a minute since we had one of those.

01:56:51.000 Good for you.

01:56:51.000 Congratulations.

01:56:51.000 Yeah.

01:56:52.000 Undeniable, man.

01:56:53.000 Nothing else matters.

01:56:53.000 Oh, my God.

01:56:55.000 Nothing else matters.

01:56:56.000 I would fight a grizzly bear with my bare hands for my daughter.

01:57:01.000 I would.

01:57:02.000 I would charge that thing full speed and go in there.

01:57:05.000 It's pretty cool.

01:57:05.000 And you know what?

01:57:06.000 You know what?

01:57:06.000 I understand.

01:57:07.000 The bear gets it. 0.98

01:57:08.000 Because when the bear has babies, that bear is like, I will massacre you. 0.78

01:57:13.000 He's not going to be nice to you. 0.60

01:57:14.000 He'll get like the bears.

01:57:15.000 Well, the dude bears don't care. 1.00

01:57:16.000 It's the lady bears. 1.00

01:57:17.000 The dude bears will actually kill other lady bears' babies and then rape her. 1.00

01:57:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:57:20.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:57:21.000 That's how bears do it.

01:57:21.000 You know that?

01:57:22.000 Freaking bullshit. 1.00

01:57:22.000 I did not know that. 1.00

01:57:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:57:23.000 Like the dude bear will try and kill her kids and then rape her so that the kids, she has to raise his kids. 1.00

01:57:29.000 And women will choose the bear. 1.00

01:57:29.000 Oh my God. 1.00

01:57:33.000 Bro, it's wild.

01:57:34.000 This is the thing about like.

01:57:35.000 Just a lack of humility in the face of nature. 1.00

01:57:37.000 Bro, I think people need to understand why so many people want to repeal the 19th because these women literally vote to let bears in. 0.72

01:57:44.000 Like, it's like, you literally, it's like, we're going to vote on whether or not we should allow bears back in the cities. 0.96

01:57:48.000 And the women are like, I prefer the bear. 1.00

01:57:50.000 And you're like, oh my God. 0.96

01:57:52.000 So eventually guys are going to leave and women are going to be melted to death by bears. 0.99

01:57:56.000 It's ridiculous. 0.95

01:57:57.000 Hashtag not all bears. 0.94

01:58:00.000 Polar bears are pretty brutal, I hear.

01:58:01.000 Polar bears.

01:58:02.000 So, you know, I've argued this and, you know, I've heard women say like, most bears run away and get scared.

01:58:07.000 So, if you encounter a bear, just men run away and get scared.

01:58:09.000 No, no, no, but here's the thing.

01:58:10.000 Here's the thing.

01:58:12.000 They're like, if you encounter a bear, the likelihood is like you make some noise, even a grizzly, and they'll stay away from you.

01:58:18.000 Black bears are shy.

01:58:20.000 And so, if you encounter a bear, it's very unlikely they'll attack you.

01:58:23.000 And I'm like, you encounter men every single day to the tune of dozens to hundreds, and not a single one of them attacks you.

01:58:33.000 I understand that crime exists.

01:58:35.000 I understand that sometimes people are victimized, but you, The average woman walks through New York surrounded by tens of thousands of men, and not one of them is attacking you.

01:58:46.000 Now, to be fair, they keep voting for it, and so it is getting worse.

01:58:49.000 And to strengthen your point, all the things they tell you to do to scare a bear away would also probably scare a person away if you started doing those.

01:58:57.000 If you're like, trying to make yourself look big and like bang cymbals together or dropping in a fetal position and covering your neck, it's probably going to run away.

01:59:06.000 They're probably going to be like, to your point earlier, polar bears actually look at humans as prey.

01:59:13.000 Yeah.

01:59:14.000 So, like, it's not like grizzly bears will mess you up, but they don't really look at humans.

01:59:18.000 They'll stay away from me if you're being noisy.

01:59:20.000 Yeah.

01:59:20.000 They don't look at humans as prey.

01:59:21.000 If you're, Out in the Arctic, and a polar bear sees you, he's gonna be like, I am going to eat you.

01:59:27.000 Like, you are.

01:59:28.000 Yeah, it's just.

01:59:29.000 If you see a polar bear and you lock eyes, the other two coming from the side.

01:59:35.000 What is his name?

01:59:37.000 If it's brown, lie down. 1.00

01:59:39.000 If it's black, fight back. 1.00

01:59:40.000 If it's white, good night. 1.00

01:59:41.000 Yep.

01:59:41.000 Really, with bears?

01:59:43.000 Yeah, like with a grizzly, you're supposed to, and guys, fact check me on this one.

01:59:47.000 This is not advice.

01:59:48.000 But I think that you're supposed to lie down, cover your neck, and just go limp.

01:59:52.000 It'll mess you up, but then give up and walk away. 0.99

01:59:54.000 Black bears, if they choose to fight you, are gonna kill you.

01:59:56.000 You got to fight back and then bop it on the nose, and maybe it'll leave. 0.75

01:59:59.000 Polar bears will just eat you. 0.99

02:00:01.000 You're dead.

02:00:01.000 Yeah.

02:00:02.000 You are a meal.

02:00:03.000 You are meals.

02:00:05.000 Self-made.

02:00:05.000 Meals on wheels.

02:00:08.000 Mythos says humans are the only species on the planet that choose their mating season, and every other animal on this planet is seasonal.

02:00:13.000 Is that true?

02:00:15.000 I think there are animals that don't have a mating season.

02:00:18.000 Hmm.

02:00:19.000 I don't know.

02:00:19.000 Am I wrong about this?

02:00:20.000 The guy said it on the internet. 1.00

02:00:21.000 It's probably true, though. 0.60

02:00:21.000 I know. 0.60

02:00:23.000 But let's double-check that.

02:00:25.000 Let's see.

02:00:26.000 Gadget Ratchet says the book of Acts depicts the shameless communism. 0.93

02:00:29.000 But he is wrong being Catholic.

02:00:31.000 Love him all the same.

02:00:32.000 It's very kind of you.

02:00:33.000 Well, here's the thing.

02:00:34.000 Firstly, don't cede that territory to communists.

02:00:37.000 Communism is a very recent modern philosophy that tries to subvert Christianity and steal certain moral capital from Christianity by pretending to care about the poor when it actually does not.

02:00:49.000 It's about the abolition of the family and religion and private property.

02:00:53.000 People living in community and voluntarily sharing is not the same as communism.

02:00:58.000 And actually, Axe is depicting religious life. 0.89

02:01:00.000 Which Catholics have. 1.00

02:01:02.000 All right. 0.73

02:01:03.000 Shane Twalder says, hide your forks, hide your knife, because Seamus is stealing everything up in here.

02:01:07.000 Serious brother, I gave you money for your show and you didn't buy cutlery.

02:01:11.000 God bless you.

02:01:12.000 Thank you so much for donating to help the show get made.

02:01:15.000 People are absolutely loving it and eating it up.

02:01:17.000 So please go to Freedom Tunes, check that out.

02:01:20.000 And as far as the cutlery theft accusations, you know me, you know I would never do that.

02:01:23.000 Are they eating it up with their bare hands then, or what?

02:01:26.000 Well, I don't know what utensils they're bringing.

02:01:28.000 I just know they're enjoying it.

02:01:29.000 I like that Family Guy joke where they're like, You know, this is completely clear, exactly as the founding fathers intended.

02:01:34.000 It shows the founding fathers and, like, how could this be any more, or how could this possibly be unclear?

02:01:39.000 Everyone gets to keep a pair of bare arms.

02:01:40.000 And he points up and there's this bare arms.

02:01:44.000 Bare arms.

02:01:47.000 All right.

02:01:47.000 What do we have here?

02:01:48.000 Elliot says, Shut up, Ian. 0.98

02:01:50.000 Thanks, Al. 0.98

02:01:51.000 But isn't Elliot an anagram for to lie?

02:01:54.000 Oh, interesting.

02:01:56.000 The wisdom of the crowd, whenever I get those comments of shut up, it usually means listen more.

02:02:00.000 Because, like, I tried the whole shut up thing. 0.99

02:02:02.000 It just made me miserable and depressed and I want to kill myself. 0.99

02:02:05.000 So, like, don't just shut up. 1.00

02:02:06.000 Listen more. 0.62

02:02:07.000 It's active.

02:02:07.000 Tricky Hickey says Joan Rivers died shortly after she made that comment.

02:02:12.000 Yeah, it was real weird.

02:02:13.000 Like her spirit gave up.

02:02:14.000 She was just on with people's lives.

02:02:15.000 Yeah, that's what people's lives are. 0.88

02:02:16.000 That's such a great way of putting it.

02:02:18.000 That's such a great way of putting it.

02:02:20.000 A lot of people who were friends with the Clintons, just their spirits gave up.

02:02:26.000 Their spirits gave up.

02:02:27.000 Their frail body couldn't take it anymore, and their spirit took leave.

02:02:30.000 What I thought happened was Joan was like, they don't get my comedy anymore.

02:02:33.000 These people are beyond repair.

02:02:36.000 I'm done with this world, is kind of the vibe I got from her. 0.97

02:02:39.000 Melul.

02:02:40.000 Says clipped Ian saying Michael is beautiful.

02:02:42.000 Hope it ages well.

02:02:44.000 Michael Knowles?

02:02:46.000 Yeah, he's pretty cute.

02:02:46.000 Uh huh.

02:02:49.000 OJP says, How is anyone not remembering the time Obama's Twitter was found to have followed a very not safe for work gay Twitter account? 0.66

02:02:54.000 Is that true? 0.99

02:02:55.000 Oh, man.

02:02:56.000 I don't think I ever followed him.

02:02:57.000 Man, listen, I'm not wanting to defend him.

02:02:59.000 I brought up a certain quote earlier, but that could also always be a staffer.

02:03:03.000 Right.

02:03:03.000 The likelihood that he's running his Twitter account.

02:03:05.000 Indeed.

02:03:06.000 My friends, we're going to go to the uncensored portion of the show.

02:03:08.000 Smash the like button, share the show with everyone you've ever met in your life.

02:03:10.000 Tell your grandma, tell your friends, hide your kids, hide your wife, because everyone's watching Timcastire all up in here.

02:03:14.000 You can follow me on X and Instagram at Timcast.

02:03:16.000 What up, Seamus?

02:03:19.000 Hey, everybody.

02:03:20.000 So, we realized that you cannot win the culture war if you're not making culture.

02:03:24.000 So, we have been working on a full length animated show.

02:03:28.000 It's high quality.

02:03:29.000 It's funny.

02:03:30.000 There's depth to it.

02:03:31.000 People are really enjoying it.

02:03:32.000 The reception has been overwhelmingly positive.

02:03:34.000 It's called Twisted Plots.

02:03:36.000 It's an animated anthology series, kind of like Twilight Zone or Black Mirror, but it's comedy and it comes at things from a legit perspective instead of the silly nihilism that you get from entertainment that's made now.

02:03:46.000 So, go over to our YouTube channel, Freedom Tunes, and watch.

02:03:50.000 The episode of Twisted Plots that has been uploaded.

02:03:52.000 It's 26 minutes long.

02:03:54.000 I think you guys are going to absolutely love it.

02:03:56.000 God bless you.

02:03:56.000 And thank you so much for watching.

02:03:59.000 I'm white pill for the future more than ever.

02:04:01.000 I think that either I'm back in time to tell you we did it, but something feels real good about the American way of life.

02:04:08.000 Hopefully, I think we're going to translate the Constitution's Bill of Rights to the digital space.

02:04:13.000 Maybe we all get a right to a personal AGI, we have a right to source code, things like that.

02:04:18.000 But it really feels like people are coming together in a new way.

02:04:21.000 People don't know this, but Ian's middle name is Eobard.

02:04:24.000 You know, my middle name is actually Art Eobard.

02:04:26.000 It's Eobard.

02:04:27.000 It's Art.

02:04:27.000 It's Eobard.

02:04:28.000 Eobard?

02:04:29.000 Yeah.

02:04:30.000 I'll take it.

02:04:32.000 I'm high levels in Bard.

02:04:33.000 Phil Labonte.

02:04:33.000 There are people in the chat who know what that means, but Ian's not.

02:04:35.000 Speaking of bards, when I started my stream of Baldur's Gate 3, they were like, name him Sir Philip. 1.00

02:04:40.000 So I did. 1.00

02:04:41.000 So anyway, he was a bard. 0.98

02:04:43.000 I am Phil that remains on Twix.

02:04:45.000 You can check out our music at Apple Music, Amazon Music, Pindor, YouTube, Spotify, and Deezer.

02:04:45.000 The band is all that remains.

02:04:51.000 The next time that we're going to be playing a show is going to be in November.

02:04:53.000 We're playing the Warp Tour in Orlando.

02:04:55.000 So you can go to warptour.com to get tickets there.

02:04:58.000 Don't forget the left lane is for crying. 0.98

02:05:01.000 Sick.

02:05:02.000 Man, yeah, I'm excited to see what you've got in store for us, Seamus.

02:05:06.000 Where do you find that again?

02:05:07.000 On Freedom Tunes YouTube.

02:05:08.000 So if you go to the YouTube channel for Freedom Tunes, that's just youtube.com slash Freedom Tunes, you will see it is our most recent upload.

02:05:14.000 It's titled He Almost Got Away With It Twisted Plots Pilot.

02:05:18.000 Check that out. 0.61

02:05:18.000 Nice. 0.61

02:05:19.000 Awesome.

02:05:20.000 I'm Carter Banks.

02:05:21.000 You can follow me everywhere at Carter Banks and everywhere else at Carter Banks Official.

02:05:25.000 Follow the label at Trash House Records on YouTube.

02:05:28.000 Got a single coming out for my band Traveler.

02:05:30.000 On Juneteenth, no less.

02:05:32.000 You can buy it now on iTunes at Alive or Dead Song dot com and help get it in there to the charts.

02:05:39.000 But yeah, Tim.

02:05:39.000 We'll see you all over at Rumble dot com slash Tim Cast IRL right now.

02:05:43.000 Thanks for hanging out.

02:09:05.000 Seamus walks out as soon as we're ready to go live.

02:09:07.000 Ran out, actually.

02:09:08.000 He ran out. 0.94

02:09:09.000 Do you guys want to hear the guy die? 0.57

02:09:10.000 Yeah. 0.94

02:09:11.000 Oh, yeah, Grizzly Man, dude. 0.93

02:09:13.000 I've been fucking dreaming about this. 0.97

02:09:16.000 Okay, wait. 0.99

02:09:17.000 This is crazy, dude.

02:09:17.000 Is the audio on here?

02:09:19.000 Werner Herzog movie.

02:09:21.000 When you click it, the audio is fake, someone's from Grizzly.

02:09:24.000 The audio is fake, they're saying.

02:09:25.000 They're saying the audio is fake.

02:09:28.000 You can get the real audio.

02:09:28.000 I've heard the real audio.

02:09:32.000 Grizzly Man audio.

02:09:32.000 It's Walt.

02:09:34.000 The end of Grizzly Man.

02:09:36.000 People are saying it's fake.

02:09:36.000 Oh, dude, I don't want to hear it.

02:09:37.000 Give it a sh.

02:09:38.000 I don't know.

02:09:40.000 I won't stop.

02:09:41.000 I actually don't want to hear it.

02:09:43.000 This is what I've heard before. 0.91

02:09:46.000 Are you going to hear this guy get mauled to death? 0.54

02:09:47.000 Well, yeah. 0.79

02:09:48.000 I don't need to hear it.

02:09:49.000 I mean, people need to know what it's like.

02:09:51.000 You know, like.

02:09:52.000 You can let me know what it's over. 1.00

02:09:53.000 The woman's like, stop. 1.00

02:09:54.000 I don't think it's fake. 1.00

02:09:55.000 I think it's fake.

02:09:55.000 Really?

02:09:56.000 Yeah.

02:09:58.000 They're like begging the bear to stop.

02:09:59.000 Give me dramatic music and everything.

02:10:02.000 It's fake.

02:10:03.000 No, it's fake.

02:10:04.000 I don't need to hear it.

02:10:04.000 They're even.

02:10:05.000 They're even saying it can't be verified.

02:10:06.000 Do you.

02:10:07.000 Watch scary movies at all, Seamus?

02:10:10.000 Yeah, of course, but listening to an actual man die is very disrespectful.

02:10:13.000 It's not real.

02:10:14.000 I don't want to listen to an actual man's death.

02:10:16.000 That seems very wrong to me.

02:10:17.000 I don't watch horror movies, kind of for that reason.

02:10:21.000 As a kid, my parents wouldn't let me watch them, so I always feel like it's poison for the brain.

02:10:25.000 Life is already scary.

02:10:26.000 That's what I'll tell people.

02:10:27.000 I guess we won't play it because Seamus has respect for the dead.

02:10:31.000 You want to listen to it in your headphone, but I don't want to listen to that.

02:10:33.000 It's not that bad.

02:10:34.000 It's just hearing a guy get eaten alive.

02:10:36.000 Yeah.

02:10:39.000 And all the woes and confusion that he's going through.

02:10:42.000 That's really the worst part is like he's confused.

02:10:44.000 I'm trying to fill my head with good things.

02:10:47.000 Yeah.

02:10:48.000 All right. 1.00

02:10:48.000 Don't fuck with nature. 1.00

02:10:50.000 True. 1.00

02:10:50.000 I guess we won't play it. 1.00

02:10:52.000 Then we don't have anything else to talk about.

02:10:55.000 Well, we can play it on headphones.

02:10:57.000 Just don't mess around with bears.

02:10:59.000 It's a total disrespect for nature.

02:11:01.000 We're saying that on the show, but they made an entire film about this called Jurassic Park.

02:11:05.000 No one got the right moral from it.

02:11:07.000 We don't have the control we think we have.

02:11:07.000 Huh?

02:11:09.000 And modern people think I can raise a tiger from birth, it'll be my little.

02:11:13.000 Friend, I can't. 0.99

02:11:14.000 Hey, Carter will kill him. 1.00

02:11:15.000 Kill the. 1.00

02:11:16.000 Yeah, I can make this because we can listen to it. 0.99

02:11:18.000 We can listen to it.

02:11:19.000 Well, do the people listening at home want to hear it? 1.00

02:11:22.000 Well, hey, spoiler alert, this shit's going to get fucking crazy. 0.99

02:11:25.000 So turn your mic or your headset off if you don't want to hear it. 0.99

02:11:28.000 People are saying the.

02:11:29.000 Yeah, everyone's saying this is not real audio.

02:11:31.000 It's just.

02:11:31.000 Yeah, it's someone filmed themselves going.

02:11:34.000 Like, it's not real.

02:11:35.000 Everyone's saying it's fake.

02:11:37.000 I believe I've heard it.

02:11:38.000 All the posts say it's fake.

02:11:39.000 Everything says it's fake. 1.00

02:11:40.000 Everything's fake and gay. 0.99

02:11:41.000 Maybe they tore it off of YouTube because it was so horrific. 1.00

02:11:43.000 I don't know, maybe is live leaks still around?

02:11:47.000 Well, now I kind of want to hear the fake audio.

02:11:48.000 Sure, on Netflix, they, I mean, it's always been promoted as being real.

02:11:53.000 With the headphones, check it out.

02:11:55.000 Grizzly Man.

02:11:56.000 You can watch, we're going to do headphones?

02:11:58.000 Yeah, I turned the thing off.

02:12:13.000 Maybe I can't do it.

02:12:18.000 No.

02:12:19.000 It's fake.

02:12:21.000 This is the real one, I believe.

02:12:23.000 No.

02:12:24.000 No. 1.00

02:12:26.000 You can hear a woman screaming. 1.00

02:12:27.000 That's his girlfriend.

02:12:28.000 They're there together.

02:12:30.000 She got killed second.

02:12:36.000 No, that's indoors.

02:12:37.000 You can tell by the reverb.

02:12:39.000 She's telling them to fight back.

02:12:40.000 It's fake.

02:12:41.000 It's not real.

02:12:42.000 Interestingly enough.

02:12:43.000 You just heard a guy go, like, that was not a bear.

02:12:45.000 It's not real.

02:12:53.000 It's at a frying pan, he tells her.

02:12:56.000 It's so obviously fake.

02:12:57.000 It's clearly indoors, too.

02:13:05.000 I could do better than this.

02:13:06.000 Come on, man.

02:13:09.000 You see, you know the problem I have with almost everything all the time is how bad at everything everyone is.

02:13:13.000 Like when I watch the deep state do a psyop, I can only assume I'm getting psyoped and the actual psyop is something else because of how bad the psyop is.

02:13:19.000 Pull up the Werner Herzog listens to audio of Timothy Treadwell's final moments because he directed the movie and he's talking to.

02:13:26.000 Timothy Treadwell's mother.

02:13:28.000 Yeah, this one.

02:13:29.000 I don't know if they actually played the audio.

02:13:30.000 During the fatal attack, there was no time to remove the lens cap.

02:13:36.000 All right.

02:13:37.000 They're not going to play the actual audio on this one.

02:13:38.000 I mean, I can't hear it because I'm connected to the board, so you can hear this.

02:13:42.000 Let me know when it's done.

02:13:49.000 Yeah.

02:13:56.000 You know what we need to do?

02:13:58.000 Get a bear.

02:13:59.000 We need to make our own version of this where it's like, it starts off, they don't play the audio.

02:13:59.000 No.

02:14:05.000 It starts off with like, you hear rain, because he says, I hear rain.

02:14:10.000 And then you hear, oh, oh, oh, no, no, stop, stop.

02:14:17.000 No, no, no, please stop, stop.

02:14:18.000 Amy, Amy.

02:14:20.000 And then it's very serious in the beginning, but slowly over time, it gets just like a little bit more wacky.

02:14:26.000 And then eventually, you hear the like, you hear the bar.

02:14:28.000 I'm like, oh, it's biting my leg.

02:14:31.000 Oh my God.

02:14:32.000 And then, and then you hear her like, quick, try this. 0.96

02:14:35.000 And you're a bong and like, it didn't work. 1.00

02:14:37.000 Quick, quick, give me, give me the bus sign. 1.00

02:14:40.000 Whack.

02:14:41.000 That didn't work either. 0.99

02:14:42.000 Quick, take this rubber mallet.

02:14:44.000 Why do you have a rubber mallet?

02:14:45.000 It's just all I had.

02:14:46.000 Boing.

02:14:46.000 It's a large spring.

02:14:48.000 Yeah.

02:14:49.000 Yeah.

02:14:49.000 Who is this?

02:14:50.000 Take this boxing glove out of spring and pull the trigger. 0.94

02:14:53.000 Dynamite my orb.

02:14:54.000 Timothy Treadwell's mother, apparently.

02:14:56.000 Yeah, the mother of the victim.

02:14:58.000 She's very young. 0.98

02:14:59.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

02:15:01.000 I'm surprised because I had written into my brain that that audio that we just listened to was the real audio.

02:15:06.000 Now I'm completely fine.

02:15:08.000 All the posts, all the long form, are like the audio was never released.

02:15:10.000 It's fake.

02:15:11.000 Oh, never released.

02:15:12.000 Yeah.

02:15:12.000 I really have to look this up now.

02:15:14.000 Not the real stuff. 1.00

02:15:15.000 Fake and gay. 1.00

02:15:16.000 Wow. 1.00

02:15:17.000 Actually, that's the best part.

02:15:18.000 It ends with a guy showing up and being like, I think I've subdued the bear.

02:15:22.000 Now let's make love. 0.97

02:15:24.000 And it's like, it was fake and gay the whole time. 0.99

02:15:27.000 Yeah, it was definitely fake. 1.00

02:15:28.000 Oh, man, I want to hear that guy get eaten. 0.99

02:15:31.000 Some sick part of me wanted it anyway. 0.98

02:15:33.000 All right, well, let's just get to college.

02:15:33.000 I didn't really.

02:15:35.000 We got the bat maker.

02:15:36.000 I've got Ford Knight.

02:15:37.000 A bat maker.

02:15:39.000 Is there a word for someone who makes baseball bats?

02:15:39.000 Hey.

02:15:42.000 Yeah, we'll get back at it.

02:15:44.000 A batman?

02:15:45.000 Batsmith. 0.81

02:15:46.000 A bat smith. 0.97

02:15:47.000 Rose hips. 1.00

02:15:48.000 All right, you are muted, sir.

02:15:50.000 Unmute.

02:15:53.000 Give me the four.

02:15:53.000 Mr. Maker.

02:15:54.000 Horse of yours.

02:15:55.000 All right, going once.

02:15:55.000 Vocals.

02:15:57.000 Bring it on, dude.

02:15:57.000 Going twice.

02:15:59.000 We will come back to you.

02:16:00.000 See you in a bit.

02:16:01.000 All right, Nels, be Nelson.

02:16:04.000 Yo, hi Nels. 1.00

02:16:08.000 Oh, I'm an idiot. 1.00

02:16:09.000 Uh oh. 1.00

02:16:10.000 I wasn't in the room.

02:16:12.000 Oh, that'll do it.

02:16:13.000 Who's our first call?

02:16:14.000 Maybe we can go first.

02:16:15.000 We'll go back to Bat in a second.

02:16:16.000 All right.

02:16:17.000 See, because they're not watching on Rumble, so they're just like, this is strange.

02:16:21.000 I'm watching on Rumble.

02:16:23.000 Hi.

02:16:24.000 What's up, dude?

02:16:24.000 What's up, pump?

02:16:25.000 I wish I would have a live stream for us up in here in the calling section.

02:16:29.000 That'd be cool.

02:16:30.000 That would be cool.

02:16:31.000 Anyways, my question is, brother, Seamus.

02:16:35.000 Seamus, I'm so it's always a pleasure to see you, brother.

02:16:38.000 Oh, thank you, man.

02:16:39.000 I appreciate that.

02:16:40.000 Man, you're my favorite Catholic. 1.00

02:16:42.000 Dang, dang.

02:16:43.000 I hope you run for Pope one day. 0.85

02:16:45.000 I mean, well, they will elect an American, so.

02:16:51.000 So, my question is for you, Seamus.

02:16:52.000 Yes, ma'am.

02:16:54.000 Have you experimented with AI in your Freedom Tunes animation workflow?

02:16:58.000 Oh, that's true.

02:16:59.000 And have you or would you consider doing a separate series combining your writing with AI visual, like the Baby News Network?

02:17:07.000 Are y'all familiar with the Babies News Network?

02:17:09.000 That's so funny, dude.

02:17:11.000 Someone literally sent me a clip from the Baby News Network saying, like, you could do something like this.

02:17:16.000 That's so funny.

02:17:17.000 Yeah.

02:17:19.000 Well, let me dive and answer you.

02:17:20.000 So, your first question was if I've ever used AI in my work?

02:17:24.000 No, I mean, like, have you tried it?

02:17:25.000 Like, because I think it's a good idea.

02:17:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:17:28.000 So, a long time ago, this is like maybe 2021 or 2022 when they were first making this text.

02:17:36.000 Sounds like 22 or 23, actually.

02:17:38.000 There was a website.

02:17:41.000 That I believe still exists, which could replicate voices.

02:17:46.000 And I experimented with that for a Biden impression.

02:17:48.000 There was some like, I just.

02:17:50.000 Talking about 11 labs, right?

02:17:52.000 Yeah, I think it was 11 labs.

02:17:53.000 There was a video, and we labeled it.

02:17:55.000 We labeled it in the title like this used AI for the Biden voice.

02:17:59.000 So I did experiment with it in that capacity.

02:18:02.000 And then I think there were one or two times where I couldn't get a read from the female voice actor I usually go with in time.

02:18:11.000 And there were some last minute changes.

02:18:12.000 So I just put my voice through an AI to make it sound feminine, which was a very difficult task for the AI.

02:18:18.000 I can't believe it was able to pull that off.

02:18:20.000 And that's pretty much it.

02:18:22.000 Oh, we did a video.

02:18:24.000 I did a web review also.

02:18:26.000 Where I used AI as a joke to see if AI could replicate Freedom Tunes videos.

02:18:30.000 And so the whole thing was I was having AI write Freedom Tunes episodes in the early ChatGPT days.

02:18:37.000 And some of it was really incoherent and goofy and like actually kind of funny on accident.

02:18:41.000 I had it make, I asked it to make a Joe Rogan experience episode where Joe Rogan's guest mentions the Vietnam War and Joe Rogan earnestly does not know what that is.

02:18:52.000 And so this guest explains the Vietnam War to Joe.

02:18:55.000 And Joe's like, who won?

02:18:58.000 And I had to generate this conversation between the two of them, which was actually decently funny.

02:19:03.000 And we made a cartoon of it at the end of the video.

02:19:05.000 Like, this is how AI made a Freedom Tunes video.

02:19:07.000 So I gave it the premise, AI spit it out, but it was like a web review where I screen recorded myself using the AI and all that.

02:19:14.000 Right, right.

02:19:16.000 But I'm sorry, what was it?

02:19:17.000 Did I answer your question?

02:19:17.000 Was there two questions?

02:19:18.000 Was there something else?

02:19:20.000 Well, would you consider doing it?

02:19:21.000 Because I mean, like, I mean, I would strongly encourage you to try that again.

02:19:26.000 Like, try those experiments again. 1.00

02:19:29.000 The shit is moving fast. 1.00

02:19:31.000 Well, you'll be cranking out videos so fast. 1.00

02:19:33.000 So here's the thing about AI.

02:19:34.000 But, you know, your writing will be the anchor of it.

02:19:37.000 You know what I mean?

02:19:38.000 Like, I'm not saying to have it write it for you, but, like, you know what I mean?

02:19:41.000 Like, you could just pop some stuff.

02:19:43.000 I mean, it still takes to make a really good one and you still have to edit it.

02:19:46.000 You know what I mean?

02:19:46.000 It's going to take a bunch of iterations of you trying to get the perfect clip.

02:19:51.000 But, I mean, you know, I'm just saying I would watch it.

02:19:55.000 No, I appreciate that.

02:19:56.000 Listen, I've thought and prayed about AI a bit and I'm still trying to figure things out.

02:20:01.000 Here's my ideal application.

02:20:02.000 Here's what I would love.

02:20:04.000 If they could make an AI that still allows human creativity to flourish without usurping the creative elements of it, but cut some of the tediousness out.

02:20:15.000 So, for example, with animation, let's say I do most of the central keys, but then there's an AI that can fill in some of the in betweens or fill in some of the color once I already tell it how the color is supposed to look or clean the art up.

02:20:26.000 Hmm?

02:20:27.000 I can all do that.

02:20:27.000 No, no, no.

02:20:29.000 I don't think they have AI that can make good looks.

02:20:31.000 You need to do an update.

02:20:31.000 You need to check them out.

02:20:32.000 Which is what I'm trying to tell you.

02:20:33.000 There's still an AI.

02:20:34.000 There's still an art to it.

02:20:36.000 Well, let me ask you Is there an AI that exists where you can draw key poses of a cartoon character and it creates believable images?

02:20:43.000 You would just give it the input video.

02:20:45.000 ChatGPT can do that believably.

02:20:46.000 Interesting.

02:20:47.000 Yep.

02:20:48.000 I would like to go with the video model.

02:20:50.000 You would have to do a couple of, you know, you'd have to go with the video model, but you can do the source frame for it.

02:20:56.000 It has to be done, man.

02:20:56.000 Absolutely.

02:20:58.000 Well, here's the other thing about it.

02:20:59.000 Sorry to kind of step out of you a bit there.

02:21:01.000 I just want to mention this because this is a big thing for me.

02:21:04.000 No, no, no, you're good.

02:21:05.000 I just, when I think like, In my ideal world, the application of AI rather than replacing artists, it just would allow artists to be more productive.

02:21:14.000 So, like, I would be able to use my same team with the same people to just churn out way more stuff if it's good.

02:21:20.000 But the problem is, none of the AIs I've seen really allow you to edit and manipulate things.

02:21:25.000 So, let's say I create two key poses, the AI makes like three or four in between frames.

02:21:30.000 Well, now I'm just stuck with the image the AI made as an in between frame.

02:21:33.000 I can't edit it the way I can edit a drawing in my editing software.

02:21:37.000 It would be a totally different workflow.

02:21:39.000 So, that's the other thing.

02:21:39.000 I think it would be very cool.

02:21:41.000 For AI to get to the point where, like I said, it's taking certain parts where less creativity is involved or which are more tedious.

02:21:48.000 And you wouldn't do that for all in between.

02:21:50.000 I took the picture from the event.

02:21:53.000 I'll zoom in.

02:21:54.000 And I said, make a cool poster of this with Trump and NATO on one side.

02:21:57.000 Make it like a movie poster.

02:21:58.000 It made this.

02:21:59.000 No, that's awesome.

02:22:00.000 Hold on, Now, hold on.

02:22:02.000 Yeah, sure.

02:22:03.000 Make it 13 by 9.

02:22:04.000 It changed it.

02:22:05.000 All right.

02:22:05.000 Cool.

02:22:06.000 It's a little too dark.

02:22:06.000 Brighten it up.

02:22:07.000 Oh, wow.

02:22:08.000 I said, I didn't say daytime.

02:22:09.000 That's way too bright.

02:22:11.000 So it made it dusk.

02:22:13.000 I then said, tighten up Trump and white.

02:22:14.000 Move them left more. 0.80

02:22:15.000 Make Trump looking at the camera, but slightly angled away.

02:22:18.000 It did. 0.70

02:22:19.000 Change Trump and white to America's back.

02:22:21.000 Then I got pissed.

02:22:22.000 Not the people, the text. 0.99

02:22:23.000 Put Trump and white back and change the text. 0.91

02:22:26.000 The fight for America. 0.99

02:22:26.000 I said, make the text say America is back. 0.99

02:22:29.000 It doesn't pop.

02:22:29.000 If someone was scrolling on YouTube, they'd scroll right past this.

02:22:32.000 America is back.

02:22:33.000 That's pretty cool.

02:22:34.000 The point is, you can actually tell it rotate Trump five degrees.

02:22:39.000 Rotate Trump five degrees.

02:22:40.000 In fact, Claude, no, actually, ChatGPP might be able to do this as well.

02:22:44.000 You can say, give me 20 frames where Trump looks left to right.

02:22:49.000 And here's the file, download it.

02:22:50.000 And it'll give you the.

02:22:52.000 So.

02:22:53.000 What it was doing last, like six months ago, is it would give me one file with all the frames in it.

02:22:57.000 It was massive.

02:22:58.000 And I was like, break these up into individual photos.

02:23:00.000 Are you saying you need it to give you the source frames that you can plug into the editing?

02:23:05.000 Yeah, I would still want to be in control of the frames and being able to modify them.

02:23:10.000 And I would want to use it for limited things.

02:23:12.000 So when you're animating, let's say I could take frame by frame drawings that I did of an animated sequence that I've drawn on actual paper, and then I could scan those into my computer.

02:23:24.000 And an AI can do the cleanup and the coloring and the kinds of things that don't take creativity for me, right?

02:23:30.000 It's still my vision, but it's cutting some of the tediousness out of the cleanup phase.

02:23:35.000 Something like that would be incredible if that exists.

02:23:37.000 I bet you it's already possible.

02:23:38.000 I mean, I'm using it for B roll for my music video right now.

02:23:42.000 So I'm actually taking frames that I shot in real time, like starting frame and ending frame, and I explain what I want done in between.

02:23:49.000 And then it kind of does that.

02:23:50.000 It's not always perfect.

02:23:51.000 Yeah.

02:23:52.000 But it's like for quick, like cut shots.

02:23:54.000 Yeah.

02:23:54.000 And that's where the editing comes in.

02:23:56.000 Like if you get it, Clever edits, man, and just clever cuts.

02:24:00.000 It's like it's a different thing, man.

02:24:02.000 It's a completely different thing, but I promise you, like, the artistry is there.

02:24:06.000 I would just highly encourage you to just, you know, experiment with it, especially the latest stuff that they got out there.

02:24:12.000 I think something tremendous.

02:24:14.000 Do they have, I appreciate that.

02:24:15.000 Do they have something that can allow you to split things up into layers in a way?

02:24:19.000 So, for example, let's say I do a frame by frame drawing of a character.

02:24:24.000 I color and clean one of them manually.

02:24:27.000 I show the AI the clean frame.

02:24:28.000 I ask it to translate the sketchy frames.

02:24:32.000 Is there a way to take it with the background completely removed where I'm still in control of the background and I can still.

02:24:38.000 You know what you should do?

02:24:39.000 Well, what about making it editable as a vector as opposed to a finished JPEG or PNG?

02:24:39.000 And easily.

02:24:45.000 We're not there yet.

02:24:47.000 The layers that you have for Freedom Tunes are simple enough to where you could just vectorize any PNG.

02:24:55.000 I don't know.

02:24:56.000 Can you vectorize PNG?

02:24:57.000 Adobe Illustrator does not.

02:24:58.000 You can use any open source graphic, and you could vectorize PNGs for 10 years.

02:25:04.000 Yeah, I've never done that.

02:25:05.000 I've never, I guess it's just.

02:25:06.000 You literally open up Photoshop and go click, bang, and it goes, boom, turns that page into a vector.

02:25:09.000 And so, and you can literally manipulate the.

02:25:11.000 Yes, it turns it into a vector.

02:25:12.000 That's awesome, right?

02:25:13.000 All you have to do is ask the AI all these questions that you're asking.

02:25:19.000 You literally ask the AI.

02:25:21.000 Wait, Photoshop, right now, you can highlight the character and tell Photoshop to rotate him a degree, and it'll start animating it for you.

02:25:30.000 I mean, we have video animation.

02:25:31.000 You can take a picture, put it in Grok, and say, make him walk forward, and it'll do it.

02:25:34.000 Is it because you.

02:25:35.000 True, but when you do it in Grok, this is my point, you have very little control.

02:25:38.000 Over how those frames are modified.

02:25:40.000 So, if you put a cartoon in Grok and say, have the character do this, for a couple frames, the character has seven fingers or whatever, and you have no ability to change that or tweak that.

02:25:50.000 I've noticed the best thing right now, Seamus, is ChatGPT image.

02:25:54.000 It's ChatGPT image.

02:25:55.000 ChatGPT image is the best thing outright.

02:25:58.000 I don't know why y'all still use Grok.

02:26:01.000 Grok has always been trash in my mind. 0.98

02:26:02.000 Cheap and fast. 0.96

02:26:03.000 Let me ask you this what are their privacy policies?

02:26:06.000 Because this is another concern.

02:26:07.000 Let's say you're going to make an animated film with AI assistance.

02:26:10.000 Are all the frames you're uploading get cleaned up publicly available information that they're training the AI and that other people can see that is no longer withheld from the audience prior to the release date?

02:26:19.000 As Claude, I'm not a legal expert, but uh, probably, I mean, de facto, it all depends on your workflow, man.

02:26:28.000 Like, it's really like you really got to get into it, like, because it's not just like you enter a start frame and an end frame and then you press generate, it's like you go through uh, there's a whole series of processes that you go through to get your start frame, you know what I mean?

02:26:42.000 There's there's nuance, I don't know if AI will.

02:26:45.000 Ever be able to get, which is like when I'm singing, I'll write a song, I'll put it, I'll sing.

02:26:51.000 There's literally infinite notes between an A and a B in music.

02:26:55.000 You can bend that note in half infinite times to create new notes.

02:26:59.000 Oh, yeah.

02:27:00.000 Shout out to Angine La Poitrine.

02:27:02.000 It's actually not infinite.

02:27:02.000 Oh, there you go.

02:27:03.000 Technically, it never stops.

02:27:05.000 You can divide it in half.

02:27:06.000 But vibrations are actually quantified.

02:27:07.000 Yeah.

02:27:07.000 And the human ear only has.

02:27:08.000 There's a fine amount of.

02:27:09.000 Right.

02:27:10.000 There's limitations, technical limitations.

02:27:12.000 You might math, but mathematically, you can always divide it in half.

02:27:15.000 Forever.

02:27:16.000 So there's infinite, technically infinite notes.

02:27:18.000 Anyway, my point is AI will sing the wrong note.

02:27:21.000 I'll bend a note so slightly sharp, and that's the point.

02:27:25.000 AI will just make it the note.

02:27:27.000 And I'm like, I don't know if an AI can read that nuance.

02:27:30.000 Well, AI can't do intentionally off music.

02:27:34.000 Wait, so what was it?

02:27:35.000 AI can't do intentionally off music.

02:27:37.000 I know, and I wonder if the same thing with animation.

02:27:40.000 I don't know if that's what you're saying, is that there's like idiosyncrasies you like, little bits of things that are like human that the AI has yet to show you it's capable of reproducing.

02:27:49.000 Or are you just looking for your signature art on the page and an AI has not been able to reproduce your signature style?

02:27:57.000 Yeah, well, no, I would just want to be in control of it.

02:27:59.000 And I think everyone has basically explained ways that that is potentially possible.

02:28:04.000 It's something I'd have to experiment with.

02:28:05.000 But to me, it's like if the AI shoots something out that's like 90% there, but that 10% is noticeable and it looks bad and you can tell it's AI generated and it's not complementing the human work, it's usurping and doing things differently.

02:28:18.000 It's like, then it isn't worth anything to me.

02:28:19.000 But if you're able to modify it in ways that can make it.

02:28:22.000 Look as good as what a human artist makes and retain the human artistic flair.

02:28:26.000 To me, part of why that's such an important thing to try to figure out is because it will allow humans to continue to be a part of the process.

02:28:34.000 I would be very nervous about a future where people don't play any role and you just say, hey, television, make me a movie about this and it generates something.

02:28:44.000 I think a world where humans aren't involved in the creative process is a very sad one.

02:28:49.000 It's kind of like, is the AI a tool for you or is the AI actually like an assistant for you?

02:28:54.000 Like, is it your employee?

02:28:57.000 Because if you have your assistant write your songs for you, it's your assistant's songs.

02:29:00.000 But if your assistant is actually your guitar that you're using, then that's your song.

02:29:06.000 That is not correct.

02:29:07.000 If you pay someone money in exchange for a creative work, you own it.

02:29:10.000 And technically you own it, but they made it.

02:29:12.000 Or the work for hire agreement, yeah. 0.56

02:29:14.000 If you were talking about quartertones, basically, if you use an Arab tone system, there are 24 equal quartertones.

02:29:22.000 So if you're looking to just sharp something a little bit, you could tell AI, use the Arab tone system. 0.73

02:29:27.000 You can't. 0.90

02:29:28.000 Why?

02:29:29.000 Suno can do it.

02:29:30.000 Well, that's Suno.

02:29:31.000 Well, not Suno.

02:29:33.000 Yeah, right.

02:29:34.000 So, have you tried atonal in the prom? 0.97

02:29:37.000 Certainly, with like programs for actual editing, I'm talking about the simple, easy, easy crap.

02:29:43.000 But Suno Studio can.

02:29:44.000 I'm just saying, if you record yourself and you hit a quarter note or half note, Suno's going to erase it.

02:29:50.000 And then I'm talking like 30 seconds.

02:29:52.000 You bend it like this.

02:29:53.000 But Suno does have the studio mode.

02:29:54.000 You can go in and change it back.

02:29:55.000 Let me ask you, what AIs do you recommend?

02:30:00.000 Yeah, you mentioned GB.

02:30:00.000 Me?

02:30:01.000 I mean, you seem to know a bit about the softwares.

02:30:03.000 You're saying you don't think Suno's is good.

02:30:05.000 You mentioned Grok isn't great, but GTP is good.

02:30:07.000 I love Suno.

02:30:08.000 I think Suno's is good.

02:30:09.000 Oh, okay.

02:30:10.000 What do you, I guess my question is just what would you recommend in order to start learning some of this stuff?

02:30:15.000 Which AIs do you think are the best?

02:30:17.000 There's so many.

02:30:18.000 I think, in terms of like generating images, I think ChatGPT is holding the crown right now.

02:30:23.000 Okay.

02:30:25.000 And you can, that's one of the ones where you can go in and edit it.

02:30:28.000 Like if you don't like something in the frame, like let's say you're just trying to create the starting frame, you know, you can go in and highlight places, get your notes, and it'll regenerate it for you.

02:30:37.000 What was the last thing you said?

02:30:38.000 You go and do what?

02:30:42.000 Sorry, what was the last thing you said?

02:30:43.000 The last thing you said was you can go in and do what?

02:30:45.000 You can go in, like, so when it generates an image, you can edit it and you can, like, put annotations on different parts of the image and say, change this to this or fix this and that.

02:30:55.000 Tim is playing and screenshotting a Legendary Freedom Team video.

02:30:57.000 You have to pay $20 for the ChatGPT image because my free version doesn't do it.

02:31:03.000 I pay $100 for OpenAI and I pay $100 for Anthropic a month.

02:31:09.000 It's a month.

02:31:09.000 I'm a power user, dude.

02:31:11.000 Okay.

02:31:12.000 Yeah, the free version doesn't do images right now.

02:31:15.000 Oh, Tim's kind of testing.

02:31:16.000 I don't know if this is on the screen or not.

02:31:18.000 It is.

02:31:18.000 Is this?

02:31:19.000 I don't think it'll be able to do it.

02:31:20.000 Okay.

02:31:20.000 Chat GPT?

02:31:21.000 I don't think it'll be able to do it. 1.00

02:31:23.000 It's a grok. 1.00

02:31:24.000 This is a chat GPT.

02:31:24.000 What if what it spit out was like a photo realistic image of Kamala Harris Photoshopped to look like that little gremlin Kamala?

02:31:31.000 Little gremlin Kamala.

02:31:33.000 What are you telling it to do right now? 1.00

02:31:35.000 Make her arms slightly higher up.

02:31:37.000 Sometimes it'll say, like, I can't do it because it's like some weird excuse of why it's like a sexual image or like.

02:31:44.000 Oh, wow.

02:31:46.000 It literally just did it.

02:31:47.000 Wow.

02:31:47.000 Easily.

02:31:48.000 Listen, dude, that's impressive.

02:31:49.000 Okay, now I'll do another one.

02:31:51.000 Now, manipulate the face a little bit.

02:31:55.000 That's the stuff where you're going to have to come in.

02:31:57.000 Yeah.

02:31:58.000 And then can you be like, make 10 images?

02:31:59.000 Because it doesn't know what her face looks like.

02:32:01.000 Exactly.

02:32:01.000 Can you make 10 images in a 60 frame per second?

02:32:05.000 60 frame per second?

02:32:06.000 Or how many in a cartoon?

02:32:08.000 I wouldn't do it like that in the workflow.

02:32:10.000 Exactly.

02:32:11.000 I would do motion.

02:32:12.000 I would make the source image and then I would go to a video generator and put that in as a first image and then.

02:32:18.000 Create, you know what I mean?

02:32:19.000 If I needed to, just you can create stills out of that video.

02:32:23.000 It's going to be 30 frames per second.

02:32:24.000 I suggest, uh, at this point, Seamus just pay you a fee to teach him how to do all of this stuff.

02:32:30.000 Beast, hey man, listen, holler at me, have Olivia set it up.

02:32:36.000 Yeah, no, I'm interested in learning some of this stuff.

02:32:38.000 Oh, dude, you think you're doing it?

02:32:38.000 I think it's fascinating.

02:32:40.000 I love it.

02:32:40.000 I love the bucket doing it, man.

02:32:41.000 It's and it's fun.

02:32:42.000 Thank you.

02:32:43.000 Listen, when I it's still scientific, it's still like an experimental process, but it's really fun.

02:32:48.000 I come from animation, I come from graphic design.

02:32:52.000 This is one of the things that I didn't get it.

02:32:54.000 I didn't get down when AI came out.

02:32:56.000 You know what I mean?

02:32:57.000 I wasn't dreading.

02:32:58.000 I was like, oh, this is a new tool for me.

02:33:00.000 So that's how I'm going to get rid of it, right?

02:33:02.000 There you go.

02:33:03.000 It will always be here.

02:33:04.000 So the question is, how do we integrate it in ways that retain human dignity and creativity?

02:33:08.000 So I didn't know anything about coding when I set up my open claw.

02:33:16.000 Wow.

02:33:18.000 And you learned something through osmosis, right?

02:33:20.000 No, I just asked Claude how to do it.

02:33:22.000 Sound good?

02:33:24.000 It's not amazing, but the fact that a computer could spit that out in five seconds is pretty cool.

02:33:28.000 So you can use this for things where you. 0.82

02:33:31.000 But ask it to do, to think dimensionally, rotate her, you know, let me see her from her profile, that kind of thing. 0.97

02:33:37.000 Or can you get the vectors like?

02:33:39.000 And his background style.

02:33:40.000 And Seamus, this is the thing.

02:33:41.000 They're getting better and better and better every month, man.

02:33:45.000 Seamus, they're getting better and better at it.

02:33:47.000 But you can definitely do that.

02:33:49.000 Seamus, I didn't know anything about coding at all when I set up my open claw.

02:33:54.000 What I did was I opened up a window and I said, Claude, how do I do this?

02:34:00.000 And then it told me.

02:34:01.000 And then when I reached a spot that I didn't know, I just Copied the code, put it into Claude.

02:34:06.000 Claude said, Okay, this is where you're at.

02:34:08.000 This is the next code line that you need to put in.

02:34:10.000 I copied the code line that Claude put in, gave me, and I put it into the terminal.

02:34:15.000 These AI can walk you through all the things you don't know.

02:34:18.000 So, really, what your best bet is right now is to sit down with a chat bot and start asking it, How do you do this?

02:34:26.000 Can I do this?

02:34:27.000 What's the, you know, like those questions it will be able to answer and it will get you to the point where it's like, Okay, I know how to, I understand how to do this.

02:34:35.000 Definitely.

02:34:37.000 That's true, Seamus.

02:34:38.000 You got to have a conversation with Fable.

02:34:40.000 So, 10 frames is obviously not enough to describe.

02:34:42.000 I said jump up and walk away.

02:34:44.000 So, well, no, you could do a jumping animation, walking, and there is a way to do it.

02:34:48.000 Obviously, this is still a little wonky, but it's very impressive that the computer can do this.

02:34:53.000 Would you use those?

02:34:53.000 Is that even usable output?

02:34:55.000 No, but this is my point something can be very impressive and very close to what a human would do, but that 10% that throws it off makes it unusable.

02:35:04.000 This is just sitting down.

02:35:06.000 Try this.

02:35:07.000 Oh, no, I know.

02:35:08.000 I'm very impressed.

02:35:08.000 Don't get me wrong.

02:35:10.000 I think there's potential here.

02:35:11.000 I'm very impressed by what this can do.

02:35:13.000 I keep thinking about George Alexopoulos.

02:35:16.000 This is a bad workflow, though.

02:35:18.000 This is a bad workflow, though, Tim. 0.98

02:35:21.000 I'm just fucking around, man. 0.98

02:35:22.000 I'm making Kamala Harris do a Kamehameha. 0.99

02:35:25.000 I'm just saying, listen, I done took up too much of y'all's time.

02:35:28.000 Can I just run some shout outs?

02:35:30.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:35:31.000 It was great meeting you, bro.

02:35:33.000 My pleasure, Seamus.

02:35:33.000 You're my favorite.

02:35:34.000 Like I said, man.

02:35:35.000 I fell in love with this show when you were doing that stint here, when you Doing your little residency.

02:35:40.000 Oh, man.

02:35:40.000 Right before you launched the Freedom Tunes.

02:35:43.000 That was like when I fell in love with the show.

02:35:45.000 God bless you, man.

02:35:47.000 Everybody join the Discord.

02:35:49.000 Shout out to all the volunteers and a special shout out to Mr. and Mrs. Slick.

02:35:54.000 And God bless you all.

02:35:56.000 Thanks for calling in, man.

02:35:57.000 My pleasure.

02:35:58.000 Thank you.

02:35:59.000 Seeing me.

02:35:59.000 All right.

02:36:00.000 Batmaker.

02:36:02.000 What's up?

02:36:02.000 We got you now.

02:36:03.000 Yep.

02:36:04.000 You got me.

02:36:04.000 Can you hear me?

02:36:05.000 Got you.

02:36:07.000 Right on.

02:36:08.000 So, my question, I guess it's not much of a question, it's more of a discussion.

02:36:13.000 Ian, I know you went off for a little bit there as to your thoughts and controlling the weather, but I'm a meteorologist now for a little over a decade, and I think I'm going to walk you guys through exactly what happened.

02:36:25.000 If you guys are interested in this.

02:36:25.000 Please.

02:36:27.000 Yeah, 100%.

02:36:29.000 So we had the storm systems pop up.

02:36:29.000 All right.

02:36:32.000 Now it got within, they said eight miles, it got within seven and a half miles of where the venue was.

02:36:40.000 And then the other one that went just through Alexandria just missed it too.

02:36:44.000 So, my other question then, I guess for you guys, is was that divine intervention for the storm systems to just barely get out the radius, like get outside the radius of the lightning, which I guess was eight miles?

02:36:59.000 Yeah, if the lightning struck anywhere within eight miles, they'd shut the event down.

02:37:03.000 Yeah, and it was close.

02:37:04.000 Like the center of the storm that was producing lightning was, like I said, just outside that radius, both north and south.

02:37:11.000 And this was happening along a decaying cold front, which is why, as it was decaying throughout the evening, The other storms that were coming in from the mountains from the west also dissipated just as the main event was wrapping up.

02:37:26.000 Yeah.

02:37:26.000 So, like the timing for all of this was nuts for it to work out that it dodged everything.

02:37:33.000 And so, it's more of like an explanation as to okay, well, it was a decaying area of lift that would shoot the thunderstorms up because it was very warm and humid that day.

02:37:44.000 And it just so happened to work out that right over the top of DC, there was enough sinking air from the thunderstorm to the north and to the south that it opened things up and allowed the show to happen.

02:37:59.000 Do those things change like in real time where, like, you'll be watching them all of a sudden?

02:38:02.000 You're like, why did there was there just a drop or a lift in a bunch of air?

02:38:07.000 Why did that cold front move over there?

02:38:10.000 That does happen.

02:38:11.000 Normally, it's topographic, especially like for thunderstorms to pop up, like around DC, the mountains would influence that a lot.

02:38:19.000 And then you have the it's more the local geography that would cause them to pop up.

02:38:26.000 So that's the explanation there.

02:38:30.000 Like, if this were to happen, say, a couple months ago.

02:38:33.000 The inlet there with the ocean would behave like a mini cold front during the day and it would push the clouds and clear the clouds out throughout the day.

02:38:41.000 So, like, say it's like a warm April day, you'll have it sometimes the area, I guess, right in that inlet there would clear out throughout the day and you'd be like, oh, well, why the sky is clear?

02:38:55.000 And then all of a sudden, all the clouds move inland.

02:38:58.000 Bro, it knew how it was.

02:39:00.000 I said make it photorealistic.

02:39:02.000 It knew it was Kamala Harris.

02:39:03.000 Probably, that's crazy.

02:39:04.000 Well, it probably Googled.

02:39:06.000 Reverse image searched the cartoon.

02:39:08.000 Wow.

02:39:10.000 I do have one more question for you, Tim, because this stems into something I listened to you talk about with Brian when you were, Brian Shapiro, when you guys were having your debate there.

02:39:20.000 It was in relation to where you see, I know you've had this conversation a little bit, but where do you see things changing in 10 years with the mortality cliff?

02:39:30.000 Just North American society or Western society as a whole?

02:39:34.000 We're going to live in pods.

02:39:36.000 I mean, that figuratively, but I mean, Neuralink is coming, the technology is advancing.

02:39:40.000 It's almost like we're going to get a period of mass death.

02:39:43.000 The technology level is going to stay the same.

02:39:45.000 It's almost like the Black Plague in Europe.

02:39:47.000 The knowledge of technology remains, but you wipe out a large portion of society.

02:39:51.000 Everybody has to pick up the slack in certain areas, and then you'll get a renaissance.

02:39:55.000 And I wonder if they want that to be the case.

02:39:57.000 So in 10 years, I think population will be a lot smaller.

02:40:00.000 And I think neural technology is going to be massive.

02:40:05.000 Everything we're seeing right now with AI, video games, and movies is just to create universes.

02:40:10.000 So.

02:40:11.000 I think people are going to plug their brains in.

02:40:13.000 And if you don't plug your brain in, it doesn't matter because a video game headset with sound is still good enough for the average person.

02:40:19.000 But 10 years, I think, is a long time to advance those technologies.

02:40:24.000 Yeah, I was relating that more to the mortality cliff, too, and the voter demographics.

02:40:27.000 But I mean, you add that change, and with the one that you just talked about, it's like a little bit of uncertainty there with where things are going to go.

02:40:36.000 It's like, which way are we going to go?

02:40:38.000 Is it going to be like.

02:40:42.000 No one wants to pay money to see a Gen Alpha celebrity.

02:40:46.000 That's it.

02:40:47.000 Like right now in skateboarding, one of the biggest problems we have is that all of the best skateboarders, no one knows who they are because no one cares.

02:40:52.000 Because if you're a core skateboarder with like cultural knowledge, you want to watch the people you want to watch, you remember. 1.00

02:41:01.000 So these young Japanese kids, they get some stuff, but people don't really care. 0.84

02:41:05.000 So the barracks is just playing 10 year old videos all day. 1.00

02:41:08.000 So imagine 10 years from now, I'm 50, I still am not going to care to watch some 12 year old Japanese kid doing, you know, crazy ass tricks. 1.00

02:41:17.000 I'm going to be like, man, that clip from the barracks, which was 20 years ago, that's already what's happening now. 1.00

02:41:25.000 Nice thing about having kids is you do get invigorated by watching them do stuff.

02:41:28.000 So if it's your own kid, it's not going to be enough of them.

02:41:32.000 It's Abe Simpson said, I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was.

02:41:36.000 Now, what it is is weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you.

02:41:41.000 What was in is only because the younger generations were bigger.

02:41:44.000 Now that the younger generations are smaller, what's in will always be what the market dictates, and it's going to be what the older people want.

02:41:49.000 Unless the older generations have a big die off from a war.

02:41:54.000 And then they have just as many people in the older generations as there are in Gen Alpha. 0.51

02:41:59.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:42:00.000 The being a Canadian, that's unfortunate, but like the boomer class is still the master class. 0.97

02:42:06.000 So it's well, they're dying a little bit different than in the States, there where it's like you have your millennials, Gen Xers that are, you know, getting into the majority of the population. 0.97

02:42:15.000 So everything's in that direction. 0.79

02:42:16.000 So it's why, like, especially up in Canada, I think things are going to change pretty quickly or change, what is it, suddenly and then quickly in a decade.

02:42:25.000 And it's just like, okay, where is that going to go for me?

02:42:29.000 Oh, slowly and then all at once.

02:42:31.000 Net worth collapse.

02:42:32.000 Yeah, it's the Jordan Peterson quote that is very, very true with many major events.

02:42:38.000 Yeah.

02:42:39.000 Well, we'll see, brother.

02:42:40.000 You want to shout anything out?

02:42:42.000 Yeah.

02:42:43.000 Just want to shout out my family.

02:42:44.000 I had a son about 10 months ago.

02:42:46.000 Congratulations.

02:42:47.000 Let's go.

02:42:48.000 Good for you.

02:42:48.000 He's a bundle of joyous, or I should say, seven months ago.

02:42:51.000 He's about to be eight months old.

02:42:52.000 But yeah, and then I bought property and I have my chickens.

02:42:56.000 Yeah, last time.

02:42:57.000 Good for you.

02:42:58.000 Good for you.

02:42:59.000 Yeah.

02:42:59.000 So, doing that all in, uh, yeah, lovely province of Ontario.

02:43:03.000 The other one thing I want to shout out since you guys are so close to that, you got to try duck pin bowling just once.

02:43:08.000 What's that?

02:43:09.000 Do it just once.

02:43:10.000 Is that the little ones?

02:43:11.000 Yeah, it's the little ones that fly everywhere when you hit them.

02:43:14.000 Oh, yeah.

02:43:16.000 Give that a shout.

02:43:17.000 And thanks, guys.

02:43:18.000 I guess I want to say, Tim and everybody on the panel here, you guys do a great job running this show.

02:43:23.000 Great to have a level headed discussion when it comes to tricky subjects.

02:43:29.000 Um, And the nuance you guys bring to these subjects and whether it goes a little off the rails or not, you know, it adds entertainment value.

02:43:35.000 But I want to say you guys do a fantastic job and keep it up.

02:43:38.000 I'm falling in.

02:43:39.000 Thank you for being a fan and supporting the show.

02:43:41.000 I had a hard time understanding your economic or your explanation of the meteoric stuff, so I still believe I controlled it, the weather.

02:43:49.000 That wasn't very level headed on me, but I was having a hard time.

02:43:51.000 Being a friend.

02:43:52.000 What's that song?

02:43:53.000 I don't know.

02:43:54.000 Is that what it is?

02:43:54.000 Toy Story.

02:43:55.000 Thank you for being a friend.

02:43:56.000 No, no, you got a friend in me.

02:43:57.000 You got a friend.

02:43:58.000 Tiger Tank.

02:43:59.000 What up?

02:43:59.000 Tiger Tank.

02:44:00.000 Being a friend is like a sitcom.

02:44:02.000 Uh, intro, yes, sir.

02:44:04.000 What's up, man?

02:44:04.000 Hey, dude, what up?

02:44:06.000 My uh, my question for Tim is in light of the recent waves of peace talks with Iran, I'm not going to say it's a for sure deal. 0.53

02:44:15.000 Do what is the likelihood that you think America and Iran will stick to it, and what is especially the likelihood that Israel won't try and blow this deal up like they have before?

02:44:24.000 They're already trying, Israel already said they won't, they have no reason to abide by the terms.

02:44:29.000 So, and I, I, it's just there have been dozens of instances where Trump said we're close to a deal.

02:44:36.000 So, I just, I'm not going to hold my breath.

02:44:43.000 Yeah, I mean, that's honestly the same way I feel about it all.

02:44:47.000 I think y'all said it earlier before.

02:44:50.000 It's like a revolving door, a merry go round.

02:44:53.000 You know, Fridays, the stock market's down.

02:44:55.000 Monday, it's back up.

02:44:56.000 I think, like you said, it's just a revolving door of wealth in America right now.

02:45:03.000 My second follow up question is for Seamus.

02:45:08.000 Seamus, do you have a backup plan if all of your adventures should fail?

02:45:12.000 Do you think we will ever see MCAS official spoons on eBay?

02:45:18.000 Here's the thing.

02:45:19.000 I don't even know where I would get something like that.

02:45:22.000 Like, I don't even know where I would find something.

02:45:24.000 Did you ask your wife to hide it or something?

02:45:26.000 I like, what kind of, what would I, what would that even look like?

02:45:30.000 You know?

02:45:31.000 We were thinking of attaching like a special spoon to all the Seamus, Luck of the Seamus bags.

02:45:38.000 But it's like a hard thing to do.

02:45:39.000 Oh, like a little scooper for the bag.

02:45:41.000 It comes with a little spoon.

02:45:41.000 Yep.

02:45:42.000 I mean, I wouldn't know how to get a hold of something like that.

02:45:45.000 Are you like, do you have like stealing spoon fatigue right now or something?

02:45:49.000 I just have never done it before, so I couldn't really be tired of it.

02:45:52.000 You did hold a lot of spoons in the room when you were staying there, Tim Sounds.

02:45:57.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

02:45:58.000 Okay, well, there we go.

02:45:59.000 You're still confused.

02:46:01.000 I always have to stress that Seamus did this to himself.

02:46:03.000 He made this up.

02:46:04.000 How many spoons were there?

02:46:05.000 You know me, you know I would never do that.

02:46:07.000 Stories do get tended to exaggerate it over time, so how many spoons were there?

02:46:10.000 Like, this is your opportunity.

02:46:12.000 None.

02:46:13.000 Oh.

02:46:14.000 Well, that's convenient.

02:46:15.000 Not one of them.

02:46:16.000 Not none.

02:46:17.000 If you could steal any piece of cutlery from Tim, what piece would you steal?

02:46:20.000 If you could steal any.

02:46:22.000 In theory, If you could steal a spank from any world leader, who would it be? 0.75

02:46:28.000 And don't say Hitler. 0.82

02:46:30.000 Ooh, I got one. 1.00

02:46:32.000 Yeah, I got a good one. 0.86

02:46:33.000 Kim Jong Un.

02:46:35.000 Ooh. 1.00

02:46:37.000 That is a good one.

02:46:37.000 That's some, what's that guy's name?

02:46:38.000 Auto warm beer shit. 1.00

02:46:40.000 Yes. 1.00

02:46:40.000 Shout out to Auto warm beer. 1.00

02:46:42.000 I don't, you know, I just wouldn't even know what to do with it. 0.98

02:46:45.000 If you could ass rape anybody, who would you take it to? 0.99

02:46:51.000 What? 1.00

02:46:52.000 He's sitting here, imagining himself as a woman being like, say me, say me. 0.97

02:46:54.000 Oh, that is so gross, dude. 0.95

02:46:56.000 All right.

02:46:57.000 I hope the question wasn't gross, right, Ian?

02:46:57.000 Good night, everybody.

02:47:00.000 You want to add anything or shout anything out, I guess?

02:47:03.000 Yeah, I'd like to shout out Discord.

02:47:06.000 I'm a volunteer in the Discord.

02:47:07.000 I do the history show twice a month, bi weekly.

02:47:12.000 Guys, join the Discord.

02:47:14.000 It's a lot of fun.

02:47:15.000 We've got Precast, which comes on before Tim comes on.

02:47:18.000 We've got After Dark, which is going to happen as soon as Tim wraps up.

02:47:21.000 We've got Casper Morning Commute.

02:47:23.000 We've got Bible Study on Sunday night with Slick and Pastor Gandolf.

02:47:27.000 I mean, there are dozens of shows in there to fill your days.

02:47:32.000 And also, if you live in Texas and you are in the Austin, San Antonio, Victoria, or Corpus Christi area and you live in a mobile home, I run a mobile home business called NP, like Dynamite Mobile Home Services.

02:47:48.000 And our phone number is 361 277 1118.

02:47:54.000 Give me a call and I'm happy to help.

02:47:56.000 Right on.

02:47:57.000 Thanks for calling in, brother.

02:47:59.000 Thank you, gentlemen.

02:48:00.000 You'll have a good night.

02:48:01.000 Cheers, my dude.

02:48:01.000 God bless you.

02:48:02.000 All right.

02:48:03.000 And last but not least, we've got potential.

02:48:06.000 What's up?

02:48:07.000 Cool name.

02:48:09.000 Hey, man.

02:48:09.000 Thanks for having me on tonight, folks.

02:48:11.000 I am on.

02:48:12.000 Quick one.

02:48:13.000 In the past, the CIA would eliminate or discredit leftist candidates in Europe.

02:48:19.000 After the collapse of the Soviet Union, the CIA allowed leftist candidates to flourish, like Starmer, Macron, and Sanchez.

02:48:27.000 Can the panel still matter reason why the CIA stopped removing anti US candidates from Europe or come up with something positive from this by our intelligence agencies?

02:48:37.000 We now have a mess in Europe and anti Americanism spearheaded by these jokers.

02:48:41.000 Pushing these nations to the CCP.

02:48:43.000 I mean, personally, I can't think of any reason but treason for the CIA to allow this to happen.

02:48:47.000 I think the reason is treason.

Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - June 15, 2026

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