Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Trump DRIVES GARBAGE Truck ROASTING Biden For Calling Voters GARBAGE w-Ryan Long

00:00:00.000 Donald Trump is truly a man of the people.

00:00:24.000 He got a garbage truck and he drove up in it to a rally.

00:00:28.000 He did it in honor of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

00:00:32.000 He actually said this because they called his supporters garbage or at least Joe Biden did.

00:00:36.000 The White House then and they're being accused of violating the Presidential Records Act added an apostrophe that was so egregious to the record That even Jessica Tarlov on The Five said that apostrophe is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

00:00:51.000 What happened?

00:00:51.000 Joe Biden yesterday said, the only garbage I see is his supporters.

00:00:56.000 Then he says, like, his derision of Latinos is unconscionable or whatever.

00:01:00.000 They added to the transcript an apostrophe in supporters as if he was trying to say in some strange run-on sentence that it was Tony Hinchcliffe who was garbage.

00:01:10.000 No, Joe Biden was calling all Trump supporters garbage.

00:01:13.000 So now Donald Trump is driving around in a garbage truck.

00:01:17.000 Vivek Ramaswamy is as well.

00:01:18.000 The media is desperately trying to cover this up.

00:01:20.000 Kamala Harris claims they haven't lost a single voter over calling Trump's voters garbage.

00:01:24.000 So...

00:01:26.000 Sure, I guess.

00:01:27.000 We'll talk about that.

00:01:28.000 Then, of course, we've got a lot of the polling stuff to go through.

00:01:30.000 And we have a couple of other really interesting stories.

00:01:32.000 There was one interesting story where a conservative commentator walked off a show, The Hills Rising, after being called a Nazi.

00:01:39.000 And I commend this.

00:01:41.000 More conservatives need to stand up and stop tolerating this psychotic psychobabble.

00:01:45.000 We're going to talk about all that stuff, my friends.

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00:03:10.000 Joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more is a man of great emotional intelligence, Ryan Long.

00:03:16.000 Fellas, how we doing?

00:03:18.000 Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.

00:03:20.000 Boys, boys, boys.

00:03:20.000 New special out, youtube.com slash ryanlongcomedy.

00:03:23.000 Who are you?

00:03:24.000 What do you do?

00:03:25.000 Ryan Long, comedian, on tour, on the road.

00:03:29.000 Tell my dates.

00:03:30.000 I'm actually going to be in Nashville, same time as you guys.

00:03:32.000 Oh, sweet.

00:03:32.000 I'm there on the 6th at Zanies, then Nashville, Chicago, Las Vegas.

00:03:35.000 Yeah, I'm there for a day, so after the show I can come do whatever you guys are doing.

00:03:38.000 When do you get to Nashville?

00:03:40.000 I'm there.

00:03:41.000 I'm flying in the 6th and I'm leaving the 7th.

00:03:43.000 Oh, okay.

00:03:44.000 All right.

00:03:44.000 Well, then we'll see you on the 6th.

00:03:46.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:03:47.000 Everyone expects there to be a second election day, not for voting, but...

00:03:51.000 What do you think?

00:03:51.000 We've been talking about this.

00:03:52.000 We were planning our shows, and we're just like, this could be a two-week debacle, right?

00:03:56.000 Oh, it's going to be long.

00:03:56.000 Or it could be an eight-month debacle.

00:03:58.000 So maybe you'll be there just to sit there and speculate with the rest of us, but it should be fun.

00:04:02.000 So, yeah, man.

00:04:03.000 Thanks for joining us.

00:04:04.000 Yeah, thanks for having me.

00:04:05.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:05.000 Seamus is here.

00:04:06.000 I'm back.

00:04:07.000 I'm back.

00:04:07.000 Also do the emotional intelligence video.

00:04:09.000 I think we played it on air a while back.

00:04:11.000 We did.

00:04:11.000 Oh, you're referencing our video.

00:04:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:13.000 We were talking about emotion too.

00:04:14.000 That crushed me.

00:04:15.000 I was dying.

00:04:16.000 It's so good.

00:04:16.000 About women being more emotionally intelligent.

00:04:19.000 It's true.

00:04:20.000 It's true.

00:04:20.000 They are.

00:04:20.000 I'm Seamus Coughlin.

00:04:22.000 I create cartoons.

00:04:23.000 You know what another one's good?

00:04:24.000 If you look on the internet, when they have strong women content, all it means is they're rude.

00:04:31.000 It's hilarious.

00:04:32.000 That's so real.

00:04:34.000 Sorry to interrupt.

00:04:35.000 No, no, no, you're good.

00:04:35.000 There would be a thing where there was a girl and she was like, it's a strong woman content and she basically was saying that she went on a date with, or she had a boyfriend and she went to his parents' house and they started talking about politics and religion and she told them to like F off.

00:04:49.000 It's like you're just not a kind person.

00:04:51.000 And then storms off and she was posting like, can you believe this?

00:04:54.000 And I was like, dude, if I was ever dating a girl, went to her parents' house, they told me their religion, I told them to F off.

00:04:59.000 That would be the quietest ride home in the history of time.

00:05:04.000 Dude, it's totally wild.

00:05:06.000 And then there's another kind where they like, well, come on.

00:05:08.000 You definitely wouldn't have people on the internet being like, you're a king.

00:05:12.000 And that was Seamus.

00:05:13.000 Yeah, hold on.

00:05:14.000 Freedom Tunes.

00:05:15.000 I make cartoons on a channel called Freedom Tunes, and we just released a video yesterday about what Trump says, what an anonymous source is around, and how he treats anonymous sources.

00:05:25.000 I think you guys will like it.

00:05:26.000 People are really enjoying it.

00:05:28.000 And we're releasing a cartoon tomorrow about Doug, about Kamala's husband Doug, and some of the allegations that have been made against him.

00:05:35.000 So that one should be fun.

00:05:37.000 Also, sex beast.

00:05:39.000 All right.

00:05:39.000 Also joining us tonight is the plucky comedy relief.

00:05:42.000 Ian Crosland.

00:05:43.000 Well, howdy doody, Tim.

00:05:45.000 Yeah, actually, that's true.

00:05:46.000 Plucky, thanks for pointing that out.

00:05:48.000 I don't know what Plucky means.

00:05:48.000 I'm prepping a giga stream.

00:05:50.000 I'm going to be doing Mass Effect, so if you guys like video games and you want to watch, come join me at Ian Crosland.

00:05:55.000 What's a giga stream?

00:05:56.000 It's 12 hours.

00:05:57.000 I'm going to be streaming so hard for so long with so much cash.

00:06:00.000 So you're doing a lot of prep before that?

00:06:02.000 Yeah, I'm gonna get ready.

00:06:03.000 I'll be walking around the house thinking about it.

00:06:05.000 It's gonna be deep, dude.

00:06:06.000 A lot of Mountain Dew.

00:06:06.000 Gonna brew a lot of...

00:06:07.000 None of the crappy...

00:06:09.000 I used to do a lot of Mountain Dew.

00:06:10.000 Like, I'd get a case to drink like 12, 14 cans of Mountain Dew.

00:06:14.000 Like, when I do things, I do them to the extreme.

00:06:16.000 So this will be part and parcel.

00:06:18.000 But come check it out at Ian Crossland.

00:06:19.000 It'll be on YouTube and Twitch.

00:06:20.000 Phil's here.

00:06:21.000 I am Phil Labonte, the lead singer of the heavy metal band, All That Remains.

00:06:24.000 I'm an anti-communist and a counter-revolutionary.

00:06:26.000 Let's go!

00:06:26.000 Yeah!

00:06:26.000 Here we go.

00:06:27.000 From the post-millennial breaking, Trump does a ride-along with Wisconsin garbage men after Biden calls his supporters garbage.

00:06:35.000 I thought they were real Americans now.

00:06:36.000 Real Americans.

00:06:37.000 On Wednesday, former President Trump rode along with the sanitation crew in Wisconsin in reference to Biden's recent remarks.

00:06:42.000 I am so impressed with how quickly they pulled this together.

00:06:45.000 Check out this clip.

00:06:46.000 How do you like my garbage truck?

00:06:48.000 This truck is in honor of Kamala and Joe Biden.

00:06:54.000 Barron was like, Dad, tomorrow, you gotta get in a garbage truck.

00:06:58.000 Look at this, look at this.

00:06:59.000 Also, he's on his private plane wearing his garbage truck outfit with his tie on.

00:07:02.000 I put a picture of him at a rally wearing that.

00:07:06.000 He's giving a speech in the vest.

00:07:08.000 Have you seen this article about it?

00:07:10.000 Trump flaunts his love for organized crime with ties to waste management.

00:07:15.000 Is that Babylon D? I wrote that.

00:07:18.000 Beautiful.

00:07:19.000 That's beautiful.

00:07:19.000 Here you go.

00:07:21.000 Look at this.

00:07:22.000 Everybody, this is Donald Trump and 250 million people are not garbage.

00:07:28.000 He's just like, I locked in the sanitation worker boat.

00:07:31.000 250 million people, the hands go out.

00:07:34.000 It's great.

00:07:34.000 So Vivek Ramaswamy did the same thing.

00:07:38.000 Who did it first, him or Trump?

00:07:40.000 I don't know.

00:07:40.000 Yeah, steal his look.

00:07:41.000 All right.

00:07:42.000 Let's do it, man.

00:07:45.000 Well, he actually, Vivek actually did the work.

00:07:48.000 That's so legit.

00:07:49.000 Good for them.

00:07:50.000 He's a half-billionaire.

00:07:52.000 He's worth $500 million.

00:07:55.000 These garbage men make more money than you think.

00:07:57.000 That's $100K your job.

00:07:58.000 Those guys are doing okay.

00:08:00.000 All right, sweet.

00:08:00.000 Lift open.

00:08:01.000 And then what are we doing?

00:08:03.000 Pull them both out.

00:08:05.000 Pull them both out.

00:08:07.000 Look at that.

00:08:08.000 Smash it in.

00:08:11.000 There you go.

00:08:12.000 Real Americans doing real American work.

00:08:14.000 We are not garbage.

00:08:15.000 We're taking out the garbage.

00:08:17.000 And you know what's really funny is I kind of think with this, you know, Joe Biden called Trump supporters garbage.

00:08:23.000 I swear he's sabotaging her.

00:08:26.000 You think that Joe Biden right now is being salty off the reservation now?

00:08:30.000 He's just letting it fly?

00:08:31.000 Yeah.

00:08:32.000 So apparently there's some leaks.

00:08:35.000 And take it with a grain of salt.

00:08:36.000 I've heard this also, though.

00:08:38.000 The leaks where Biden's been like, they're suckers and losers.

00:08:41.000 He said something like, they're all a bunch of suckers.

00:08:43.000 They're going to lose now.

00:08:44.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:08:44.000 I should have been in this race.

00:08:46.000 They betrayed me.

00:08:47.000 Things like that.

00:08:48.000 There's a New York Times article that just came out.

00:08:49.000 Was Joe Biden actually the better candidate?

00:08:52.000 No.

00:08:53.000 Yeah, it's bad.

00:08:54.000 People could be pushing him out.

00:08:56.000 I've heard rumors that actually the people in the White House and Kamala Harris' staff hate each other.

00:09:02.000 Joe Biden didn't trust her.

00:09:04.000 Capulets and the Montagues?

00:09:05.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:07.000 But Biden didn't believe in her.

00:09:09.000 He didn't believe that she could do the job.

00:09:10.000 He didn't believe that she'd be able to run an effective campaign.

00:09:14.000 Honestly, if she does manage to pull it out, it's only because the American people didn't get to know her.

00:09:22.000 It's because they managed to avoid getting her in front of people.

00:09:26.000 Like, she refused to do the Joe Rogan podcast the way that Rogan normally does it because she can't stand up to the scrutiny of having a conversation.

00:09:33.000 I couldn't find it on New York Times, but the Hill has.

00:09:34.000 What if Joe Biden was the better candidate?

00:09:36.000 Oh, maybe it was the Hill, yeah.

00:09:37.000 And he was.

00:09:38.000 That is true.

00:09:39.000 And that's bad because he's not a good candidate at all.

00:09:42.000 It's interesting that articles like this are coming out where it's a little bit already.

00:09:46.000 Yeah, I mean, at some point they're going to have to admit it to themselves that she's not a good candidate at all.

00:09:51.000 But with Joe, there have been moments where I felt maybe he's trying to sabotage her.

00:09:57.000 I even did a cartoon about it.

00:09:58.000 But ultimately with this particular gaffe, it just was too off the cuff.

00:10:03.000 I don't think this was a 5D challenge.

00:10:05.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:06.000 It was clearly Biden stumbling over his words.

00:10:08.000 And part of what I think is so funny about him is he just says and does things that aren't normal for any president.

00:10:15.000 And he thinks because Trump came before him and was kind of brash that he can get away with it, but he can't.

00:10:20.000 It doesn't come off as funny.

00:10:21.000 It just comes off as mean when Biden does it.

00:10:23.000 Are you talking about supporting the KK member, Byrd, when he was...

00:10:26.000 No, that is also a fair point.

00:10:28.000 But just, like, calling American citizens garbage is crazy.

00:10:31.000 Biden objectively has been a little funner in the last little while.

00:10:35.000 At the end of his campaign, he has been a little bit funner.

00:10:37.000 He put a MAGA hat on.

00:10:38.000 That's true.

00:10:39.000 It works a little bit for him.

00:10:41.000 He's doing funny bits.

00:10:42.000 Yeah, he called Trump supporters garbage because he doesn't care anymore.

00:10:46.000 Did you see the Axios?

00:10:47.000 I think it was Axios leaks where they said that he keeps pitching, campaigning with Kamala, but they keep ignoring him.

00:10:52.000 Oh my gosh, that's hilarious.

00:10:53.000 So he said he was on the beach?

00:10:54.000 On the what?

00:10:55.000 On the beach?

00:10:56.000 Like, he takes a lot of beach days.

00:10:57.000 No, he was going to Pittsburgh.

00:10:59.000 He said that he's going to go campaign.

00:11:01.000 He wants to campaign in PA for Kamala Harris.

00:11:03.000 They ignored him.

00:11:04.000 So then he said he's going to go campaign solo in Pittsburgh, and they were like, please, Joe, don't do this.

00:11:09.000 Harris said As if, like, he's saying, like, I'm gonna go campaign for you, and they're like, no, no, stop, don't.

00:11:14.000 The Harris campaign last week, Harris campaign put out a list of the surrogates that were gonna be out speaking on her behalf that weekend, and Joe Biden was not on the list.

00:11:23.000 He's the president.

00:11:24.000 If they actually got along, and they actually had a good relationship...

00:11:28.000 How is he not at the rally?

00:11:29.000 Always would want the president.

00:11:30.000 You always want that.

00:11:32.000 The president is...

00:11:33.000 Up until Joe Biden, in this particular case, the president has been the most powerful person in the world.

00:11:39.000 They bring the bully puppet that only the president has.

00:11:42.000 Which is like, listen, Joe, you can do 30 seconds between Eminem and Obama.

00:11:47.000 They won't even talk about him.

00:11:48.000 And, you know, they won't even let him go out and address her crowds, which is, it speaks volumes about the conference.

00:11:55.000 Well, I guess part of it is they're, like, trying to separate her from him, right?

00:11:58.000 Yeah.

00:11:59.000 So it doesn't help for him to be there.

00:12:00.000 Yeah.

00:12:00.000 I also think part of it is that they know that he's going to stumble around and gaffe and look really bad if he does anything publicly.

00:12:05.000 I think they're just afraid of letting him be seen.

00:12:08.000 But doesn't that give her more credibility?

00:12:11.000 It's a good idea that she took his place?

00:12:14.000 Well, no, because it's like, why hasn't she invoked the 25th Amendment?

00:12:16.000 And why has she lied to us about his national state?

00:12:19.000 I mean, maybe, but I feel like that question's always present, whether or not he's on stage gaffing or not.

00:12:24.000 I feel like everybody on the conservative side has asked that question.

00:12:27.000 Everyone on the conservative side makes the point.

00:12:29.000 Look, she should have.

00:12:31.000 It's not an option for the vice president.

00:12:33.000 It is their obligation to invoke the 25th Amendment if the president can't.

00:12:37.000 But she knew that the only way that she could become the candidate...

00:12:41.000 Was to not invoke the 25th Amendment and do it after, so that way they had a short amount of time so they could install her as opposed to having an actual nomination.

00:12:51.000 I get what you're saying.

00:12:52.000 I just think it's a bad look for her.

00:12:54.000 I think her campaign's embarrassed by him.

00:12:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:58.000 I don't even know if it's bad blood or if it's just them being really mad.

00:13:01.000 Well, this is them desperately trying to...

00:13:03.000 So here's why I say sabotage.

00:13:05.000 Do you think she should have done the Rogan podcast?

00:13:07.000 No.

00:13:07.000 Well, I mean, she can't handle it.

00:13:09.000 Yeah, I mean, it's like, should she?

00:13:11.000 If she could do it, yes.

00:13:13.000 I think she should have.

00:13:13.000 It is a little wild the extent to which podcasts have become, you know, so important to this election.

00:13:18.000 The thing is, because younger people want to hear a real conversation.

00:13:22.000 Agreed.

00:13:23.000 And so, I mean, that's why I say what I love the most about the Trump-Rogan podcast is when they talked about fighting.

00:13:28.000 Because that was the one time it really felt like two dudes just hanging out.

00:13:32.000 A lot of the earlier stuff in the Rogan show was very political, asking questions.

00:13:36.000 What was it like?

00:13:37.000 What did you think was going to happen?

00:13:38.000 Then when they were talking about fighters, it was like everything tuned out and these were two guys that were into boxing and MMA talking about it.

00:13:44.000 Yeah, I guess that's with podcasts.

00:13:45.000 You can do all this stuff in one episode.

00:13:47.000 Yep.

00:13:48.000 It can't be overstated that the people that she needs to attract are Joe Rogan's audience.

00:13:56.000 Everybody knows that if you're worried about abortion, Kamala Harris is the one you're going to vote for.

00:14:01.000 She doesn't have to go out there and continue to hammer home abortion.

00:14:01.000 Everybody knows.

00:14:04.000 Everyone that is concerned about having abortion be legal...

00:14:08.000 But if you make that argument, couldn't you make that argument for Trump where you're like, you should be doing call her daddy and stuff?

00:14:13.000 Uh, I mean, maybe.

00:14:15.000 I think you could, maybe.

00:14:16.000 Probably not as much of an option.

00:14:17.000 No, no, no, no, hold on, hold on.

00:14:19.000 He did go to the National Association of Black Journalists.

00:14:21.000 Yes, you're right, he has done that stuff.

00:14:23.000 And it was amazing.

00:14:25.000 It was great.

00:14:25.000 Do you remember that?

00:14:26.000 Yeah, I do.

00:14:26.000 When he was just, like, snapping back at him, like, how rude.

00:14:29.000 He's gone into the Dragon's Den a lot more, yeah.

00:14:31.000 But when he was at the National Association of Black Journalists.

00:14:31.000 Multiple times.

00:14:34.000 When his own debates were a bit of a Dragon's Den.

00:14:35.000 He gets this attack line, these questions that are insulting, and he goes, well, I'll start by saying how rude.

00:14:40.000 I've never been asked such rude questions.

00:14:42.000 And he doesn't care.

00:14:44.000 He's like, I'm just going to say it.

00:14:45.000 People like him.

00:14:46.000 That's why they like him.

00:14:47.000 It's not like Rogan would be some attack interview anyway.

00:14:50.000 It would be the exact same treatment as Trump.

00:14:52.000 But the truth is on Rogan's side and Trump's side.

00:14:55.000 Kamala Harris, not so much.

00:14:57.000 I retweeted the interaction between Sanjay Gupta and Joe Rogan after the COVID stuff, when he was confronting Sanjay Gupta about the way that CNN doctored the video of Rogan, how they said that he was taking horse medicine, and it was very confrontational.

00:15:15.000 And I can imagine that...

00:15:17.000 Being the case with Kamala Harris.

00:15:19.000 Now, obviously, it wouldn't be quite as personal because they were attacking Joe.

00:15:23.000 CNN was attacking Joe, and so he was looking at Sanjay Gupta as the representative of CNN. But he pushed back on things that Trump said, and that's his M.O. So if Kamala Harris says something, she might try to do the same thing that she did with Bret Baier when she was like, you know what I mean.

00:15:38.000 And Bret Baier was like, no, I don't.

00:15:40.000 I'm not going to throw you a line.

00:15:41.000 You have to get out of this yourself.

00:15:43.000 And that's probably how Rogan would be as well.

00:15:45.000 He might be kind, he might be polite, but he's still going to be like, look, if you can't answer it, that's your problem, not mine.

00:15:52.000 Well, also, I mean, she and her campaign know that she can't speak for three hours straight without making a complete and total fool out of herself.

00:15:59.000 She just trails off.

00:16:00.000 She doesn't know what she's saying.

00:16:01.000 None of her talking points are prepared.

00:16:03.000 She has to look at a teleprompter when she does deliver any opinion that appears to have any level of insight.

00:16:08.000 It's clearly rehearsed.

00:16:09.000 So the whole reason for them making these demands is because they knew that Joe wasn't going to acquiesce and they wanted an excuse for her to not do the show.

00:16:16.000 And I think the way her campaign...

00:16:17.000 The other side of that is they might not realize the leverage has changed where you go, this isn't a bunch of streamers.

00:16:24.000 They wanted to say no, but they can't.

00:16:26.000 So they created impossible terms that Joe could not agree to so they can say, now the media is reporting Joe Rogan turned her down.

00:16:32.000 That is possible, but they also might, in addition to that, be like, well, he'll agree to our terms.

00:16:32.000 Exactly.

00:16:37.000 She flew to call her daddy.

00:16:40.000 Yep.

00:16:40.000 She flew to Call Her Daddy?

00:16:42.000 Yeah, she went on set for Call Her Daddy, but when it came to Joe Rogan, she says...

00:16:45.000 And also Shannon Sharp.

00:16:47.000 That's right.

00:16:47.000 And both of those are smaller.

00:16:48.000 And Breakfast Club.

00:16:49.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:16:50.000 She flew to all of them, but when it came to Rogan, she said, you come to me.

00:16:50.000 Those are way smaller.

00:16:53.000 And only do an hour-long show.

00:16:55.000 And Joe was like, that's not the show.

00:16:56.000 I don't do that.

00:16:57.000 Her support of Biden is disingenuous.

00:17:00.000 I think if she had invoked the 25th Amendment, taken over in command, she'd be a legit candidate right now.

00:17:06.000 Because Trump...

00:17:07.000 Rogan would ask her about Biden's mental state and why she doesn't just talk about it openly.

00:17:14.000 And she'd be like, she couldn't.

00:17:15.000 She's put herself in a position where she's not able to admit that he's gone frail.

00:17:20.000 And it's a very awkward place for her to be, pretending like he doesn't exist.

00:17:24.000 Wouldn't you...

00:17:24.000 Let me pull this story from the Daily Wire.

00:17:26.000 I gave them an open invitation.

00:17:28.000 Joe Rogan opens up more about potential Kamala interview.

00:17:31.000 She had an opportunity to come here when she was in Texas.

00:17:34.000 It's even worse than people realize.

00:17:36.000 Rogan has opened up more about Vice President Harris's potential interview on Wednesday during the Joe Rogan Experience podcast.

00:17:41.000 He said that it was Harris's team who first reached out to him about appearing on his show after her campaign learned that Trump was coming on.

00:17:48.000 Quote, she had an opportunity to come here when she was in Texas, and I literally gave them an open invitation, Rogan explained, hitting back at claims about he was somehow being a diva.

00:17:56.000 Harris held a rally in Texas last Friday with both Willie Nelson and Beyonce.

00:17:59.000 I said, anytime.

00:18:01.000 If she's at 10 o'clock, we'll come back here at 10 o'clock.

00:18:03.000 I'll do it at 9 in the morning.

00:18:04.000 I'll do it at 10 p.m.

00:18:05.000 I'll do it at midnight if she's up and she wants to drink a Red Bull effing party on.

00:18:10.000 So their camp reached out to me, so I said, great, I would love to talk to her.

00:18:13.000 But it was very difficult to tie it down.

00:18:14.000 They wanted to travel and see the thing is, if I go somewhere, then there's going to be other people in the room, and they want to control a lot of things.

00:18:23.000 I'm sure, according to the Brett Baier interview on Fox, that's a distraction.

00:18:27.000 The podcast host said his goal was simply sit down across the table from Harris and have a conversation.

00:18:32.000 You find out things about people, you get a sense of them, at least a real sense.

00:18:35.000 I just want to talk to you.

00:18:36.000 Who the F are you?

00:18:37.000 On Tuesday, Rogan broke his silence about trying to line up the interview.

00:18:40.000 For the record, Harris's campaign is not passed on doing the podcast.

00:18:43.000 They offered a date for Tuesday, but I would have had to travel to her, and they only wanted to do an hour.

00:18:48.000 Well, you wanted to give him the influencer deal, where you all come in and get an hour.

00:18:51.000 This proves it as far as I'm concerned.

00:18:53.000 He said...

00:18:54.000 You're in Texas.

00:18:55.000 Come whenever and I will be here.

00:18:58.000 Midnight, 2 a.m., whatever you want to do.

00:19:00.000 And they still said no.

00:19:02.000 And her fans and advocates and people who are trying to cope, they're saying that Joe Rogan is the person who needs Kamala on his podcast as opposed to Kamala needing to do his podcast in order to reach a larger audience.

00:19:02.000 Yeah.

00:19:16.000 They're making these statements saying things like, she's the vice president of the United States and she's running for president.

00:19:21.000 president, you should be traveling to her and making all of these exceptions, even though he didn't make any exceptions for Trump.

00:19:27.000 And this just goes to show what the MO of the Harris campaign has been the entire time when media doesn't give us special treatment.

00:19:33.000 We are being persecuted in some way.

00:19:36.000 And I'll just be honest, it comes off as very finger wagging, shrill and bossy.

00:19:40.000 It's not a good look.

00:19:41.000 I just want to show the current charitable rankings for Joe Rogan.

00:19:45.000 We did this yesterday, but Ryan, would you like to read the current rankings for Joe Rogan in numerical order?

00:19:50.000 Yeah, so he's number one, number one, number 97, number one, 455, number one.

00:19:56.000 For those that are listening, it's literally just one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one.

00:20:00.000 Honestly, I think...

00:20:01.000 Joe Rogan is number one across the board and consistently is.

00:20:04.000 You make a good point, though.

00:20:06.000 If she's going to fly to Shannon Sharp, you can fly to Rogan.

00:20:08.000 She's the candidate for people that can't see behind the curtain, that don't understand what a deep state is.

00:20:14.000 She's the candidate, and Rogan is the guy that pulls the curtain back.

00:20:17.000 And she knows that.

00:20:17.000 Yep.

00:20:19.000 Her advisors are telling her that.

00:20:21.000 They're like, you're going to be laid bare if you go there.

00:20:22.000 I'm just imagining her, you know, she's pulling the levers, and there's the giant floating Kamala head being like, what are you doing?

00:20:27.000 And Joe is the guy who's going to...

00:20:27.000 Don't look back here!

00:20:29.000 Within 20 minutes.

00:20:30.000 I mean, look, if she did a three-hour-long sit-down interview with anyone, especially Joe Rogan, I think it would be hilarious, and it would be very bad for her campaign.

00:20:38.000 It's obvious why they're not doing this.

00:20:40.000 I mean, you asked earlier, should she have done this?

00:20:42.000 From her perspective and her campaign's perspective, absolutely not.

00:20:45.000 But I would have loved to see it.

00:20:47.000 I would have thought it would have been hilarious.

00:20:48.000 Ryan, who do you think is going to win?

00:20:49.000 It seems like you could never know, but it seems like right now the energy, it seems Trump is probably a little ahead.

00:20:56.000 You live in New York?

00:20:57.000 Yeah.

00:20:57.000 And you're walking around New York?

00:20:59.000 And you go to a bodega's and buy sandwiches?

00:20:59.000 Yeah.

00:21:02.000 What's the sense you get from just regular people everywhere when you walk around?

00:21:02.000 Yeah.

00:21:05.000 Like, are there Trump flags in New York or nothing?

00:21:08.000 Oh, downtown New York, not a lot of Trump flags.

00:21:10.000 Philly downtown has Trump flags.

00:21:12.000 But you can say it's far more acceptable for people to be Trump guys right now.

00:21:17.000 You can see Trump flags.

00:21:18.000 You would never see that when it would get ripped down.

00:21:21.000 I mean, I would say...

00:21:22.000 But then again, going into the 2016 election last time...

00:21:29.000 as crazy until after he won, right?

00:21:31.000 So, like, I think a lot of times that gets a little murky.

00:21:33.000 But if you remember, like, before the election, yes, it was kind of more like it is right now.

00:21:37.000 Then when he won, it went full psycho.

00:21:39.000 I think after the rally where you got, like, a taste of what 2016 looks like, me and Danny used to have a joke where we go, if the Democrats were smart, they'd have a video of, like, Robert De Niro flipping out and all your favorite artists flipping out.

00:21:52.000 And they go, is this what you want again?

00:21:53.000 You want that again?

00:21:56.000 Every one of your favorite movie stars throwing a hissy face?

00:21:58.000 I need you to promise me something.

00:22:00.000 What are we looking at?

00:22:01.000 I need you to promise me that you are going to have, I don't know, a webcam or something pointed out your window.

00:22:06.000 I know you're not going to be in New York, but make sure Danny's phone is charged.

00:22:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:10.000 On November 6th, we gotta get the footage, you know what I mean?

00:22:13.000 Of the people dropping to their knees and screaming no at the sky and pounding on the ground.

00:22:18.000 I would be very sad if Trump wins and we don't get that footage.

00:22:21.000 It feels like that's gonna happen.

00:22:23.000 I mean, what do you think happens if he loses?

00:22:27.000 I don't know, man.

00:22:29.000 That's what I mean.

00:22:30.000 People are hyped up right now.

00:22:32.000 Well, I mean, look, it's particularly scary considering that all of the odds right now, national popular polling, aggregate favoring Trump, direction of the country favoring a challenger party.

00:22:43.000 Honestly, just a normal vibe check, it feels like.

00:22:46.000 Normal vibe check, walking around, that's what I'm saying, like, walking on the street.

00:22:48.000 If Trump loses right now with this kind of energy levels, people are going to...

00:22:52.000 Lose their minds.

00:22:53.000 I saw a disturbing article from the, what was this, the Mail Online, ABC Mistakingly Airs Election Results.

00:22:59.000 We'll get to that one for sure.

00:23:00.000 That we're going to pull this article.

00:23:01.000 It's freakish.

00:23:02.000 If you look at, like, in comedy and music and everything, a lot of times there's, um...

00:23:09.000 There'll be an artist or something that the industry is really trying to make happen, right?

00:23:13.000 And like Megan Thee Stallion is like a good example where you go, and then after all said and done, you go, she's still big, but it didn't really sell the way.

00:23:20.000 You know, there's a lot of comedians like that where you go, she feels a little like that where they go, she got jammed down your throat.

00:23:25.000 It's sort of, it works, but it doesn't, you can't, it's hard to fake the like real actual where for whatever reason, people just like gravitated towards loving this person.

00:23:35.000 Let me look at this song real quick.

00:23:38.000 I'm going to pull up a song and give you an example of this.

00:23:40.000 Katy Perry, Dark Horse, featuring Juicy J. Which of those two people is more famous?

00:23:45.000 No question, Katy Perry.

00:23:46.000 They put Juicy J in there because they're trying to launch a new artist.

00:23:49.000 They're trying to make him happen.

00:23:50.000 Yeah, and I'm pretty sure Juicy J does fairly well, but he's not Katy Perry.

00:23:55.000 Tapped into what Juicy J is up to?

00:23:58.000 You've never heard of him before?

00:23:59.000 Isn't Juicy J from 3-6 Mafia?

00:24:01.000 I'm pretty sure he's, like, well-known.

00:24:02.000 He's just not Katy Perry, right?

00:24:04.000 So they consistently would try to launch new artists off of the back of a popular big song with a big artist.

00:24:10.000 And every now and then it sticks, you know?

00:24:12.000 Right.

00:24:13.000 Like Puff Daddy.

00:24:14.000 You'll get someone big.

00:24:14.000 Yeah.

00:24:16.000 And then Diddy goes on to have accusations about trafficking.

00:24:19.000 Weighing women before they get into his parties.

00:24:21.000 I hear their scales in the house.

00:24:22.000 That's the new thing, is that he...

00:24:23.000 Is that real?

00:24:24.000 Well, the man didn't have all bad ideas.

00:24:26.000 So he puts it, this is what they said, he put a scale outside the party and the, you know, prostitutes, I guess, like, you know, like OnlyFansos.

00:24:34.000 He would have them come in and they'd have to step on the scale.

00:24:36.000 And if they were over 140, he would go say...

00:24:38.000 I wonder if it was attached to an app.

00:24:40.000 Like an app that he had on his phone.

00:24:42.000 Uh-huh.

00:24:42.000 Keeping tabs.

00:24:43.000 Anyway, what were we talking about?

00:24:45.000 Elections?

00:24:45.000 Yeah.

00:24:46.000 Oh, Kamala Harris.

00:24:46.000 Oh, launching people.

00:24:47.000 Right, so Joe Biden is like, if they took, I don't know, NXS or something, or Guns N' Roses, if they were big...

00:24:55.000 And then you attach some lesser-known artists that no one ever wanted to hear, no one ever bought products for, and then they said, this is the new lead singer.

00:25:01.000 And they were pretty good at it before the internet, just being like, you don't even notice before you know it.

00:25:05.000 You're like, that guy's huge.

00:25:06.000 You're like, wait, is he?

00:25:08.000 They're just telling me he's huge.

00:25:10.000 Well, I mean, we were better at it before, but I feel like it's harder to pull off right now.

00:25:13.000 She got less than 1% of the popular vote in 2020.

00:25:16.000 She was like the least...

00:25:19.000 Successful candidate who ran in the Democratic Party.

00:25:21.000 Yeah, whereas like him or love, obviously Trump's, you know, has a love-hate thing where people connect with him.

00:25:26.000 She got zero delegates and she had to quit before she went in, before she did the California vote because if she got no...

00:25:37.000 Delegates out of California, her entire political career would be over.

00:25:40.000 If you can't win your own state, if you're running for president and you can't win your own state when it comes to just the primaries, you're over.

00:25:48.000 You will not get another shot.

00:25:50.000 No one's going to give you any money.

00:25:51.000 The donors will completely and totally blackball you.

00:25:55.000 So she had to drop out in order to not make that decision.

00:25:58.000 That had that bad mark on her record.

00:26:00.000 If she hadn't, she wouldn't even be...

00:26:02.000 She would never have been selected as the vice president.

00:26:04.000 It was basically the Biden administration featuring Kamala Harris.

00:26:07.000 Right.

00:26:07.000 So that's what it feels like.

00:26:09.000 That's what the vibe feels like.

00:26:10.000 And I want to clarify this too.

00:26:11.000 Like, Juicy J is a known guy.

00:26:12.000 Like, you're right.

00:26:13.000 He's the 36 Mafia.

00:26:14.000 He's been here for a long time.

00:26:14.000 They attach him to Katy Perry, a mega pop star, because they want to raise his profile.

00:26:19.000 He never reaches that level of Katy Perry, but they're trying to build brands.

00:26:22.000 It's marketing.

00:26:23.000 It's advertising.

00:26:23.000 This is what they tried doing with Kamala Harris, thinking they could just attach this politician who's been in office in various – they thought – I guess it's like you're saying with the internet.

00:26:33.000 They thought we could just take a Democrat, attach him to a party, and then people will get behind it.

00:26:38.000 They basically were like, let's just use her.

00:26:40.000 We'll get a bunch of black people and women to vote for Biden.

00:26:43.000 They didn't even talk about her during the Biden administration.

00:26:46.000 He never acknowledged her.

00:26:47.000 He never talked about her.

00:26:48.000 They had her under the rug.

00:26:49.000 They used her to get votes.

00:26:51.000 And now they're trying to force her down the hallway, and she's like, ah!

00:26:56.000 She clearly does not want to do this.

00:26:59.000 It's like, if you were to sit down with Joe Rogan, like I was mentioning when Trump and Rogan talk fighting, you can tell these are two guys actually having a conversation.

00:27:08.000 She has nothing to talk about.

00:27:09.000 Unless her passion's in like, I really like keeping people in prison to use for slave labor to fight wildfires in California.

00:27:15.000 Venn diagrams.

00:27:15.000 Her passion is Venn diagrams too.

00:27:16.000 She loves talking about that.

00:27:17.000 Yeah, she goes, I love Venn diagrams.

00:27:19.000 There's like five clips of her out there gushing about Venn diagrams.

00:27:21.000 And yellow school buses.

00:27:23.000 Yo, that clip where she says, shout your own name.

00:27:23.000 That's another one.

00:27:26.000 That's hysterical!

00:27:28.000 Did you see that, Ryan?

00:27:29.000 Yeah.

00:27:29.000 She's like, oh, I want you to shout your own name.

00:27:31.000 And everyone's like, what?

00:27:32.000 Incredible Michael Scott energy right there.

00:27:34.000 Yeah.

00:27:35.000 Comedy's hard.

00:27:35.000 I'm not going to judge her too hard on that.

00:27:38.000 Trump's good at the rally.

00:27:39.000 She's definitely got her destroyed in the rally department.

00:27:41.000 Well, I guess the sad thing is she wasn't trying to be funny.

00:27:44.000 That's what's really sad about it.

00:27:46.000 Trump is funny.

00:27:46.000 Yeah.

00:27:47.000 Have you been at Trump rally before?

00:27:49.000 It's stand-up.

00:27:49.000 No.

00:27:51.000 I've seen them, though.

00:27:52.000 I've been saying this since 2015.

00:27:54.000 He's weaving.

00:27:55.000 He's weaving.

00:27:56.000 There was one rally where he's like, he's standing there and he's like, the lights!

00:28:01.000 They're making me orange!

00:28:02.000 It's the lights!

00:28:03.000 It's not my fault!

00:28:04.000 And everyone's laughing.

00:28:05.000 I got invited to the White House.

00:28:07.000 It was a social media summit.

00:28:08.000 I'm like, this is going to be very important.

00:28:09.000 We're going to talk to the president about social media issues.

00:28:12.000 And he did stand-up for an hour.

00:28:13.000 He knows it, too.

00:28:14.000 He knows that he's like an anomaly, that he's never had an entertainer.

00:28:17.000 He loves it, eh?

00:28:19.000 Once he's president, he's going to hate the fact that he can't do his rallies anymore.

00:28:22.000 But dude, it's legit stand-up.

00:28:24.000 He's standing up there and he's like, you know, there's this guy.

00:28:27.000 And he'll name a guy and be like, smells bad, that guy.

00:28:29.000 But anyway, you don't say that.

00:28:31.000 Everyone's laughing.

00:28:33.000 It's slightly not stand-up, but you can recognize it.

00:28:36.000 He's just doing comedy.

00:28:38.000 That's why, at a recent rally, he said to all the people in the stands...

00:28:42.000 This is coming to a close.

00:28:44.000 It's going to be the end, and I just want to say I love all of you.

00:28:47.000 And what I got from that is he's saying it's coming to an end.

00:28:50.000 He loves the campaign.

00:28:52.000 It's his favorite thing, probably.

00:28:54.000 I don't think he cares about—emotionally, I don't think he's excited to be a president.

00:29:00.000 He's excited to be before all the people cheering for him.

00:29:03.000 He loves it.

00:29:04.000 I think that's probably true.

00:29:05.000 I mean, he's an entertainer.

00:29:07.000 This is a point that Dave Smith makes.

00:29:09.000 I'll quote him here.

00:29:10.000 But he's talking about just how brilliant Trump has been at building brands and how he's become a billionaire in many ways just off of his public persona and his image.

00:29:20.000 And the point Dave Smith makes is, you know, Donald Trump is the most famous real estate developer you know.

00:29:25.000 Who's the second most famous real estate developer you know?

00:29:28.000 Grant Cardone.

00:29:29.000 Oh my gosh, you had one right there.

00:29:30.000 Dave Smith, you're wrong and I shouldn't have quoted you.

00:29:32.000 But for most people, there's not a second person.

00:29:37.000 Trump just created this entire public persona for himself.

00:29:41.000 Yeah, you didn't really know the names of developers.

00:29:43.000 Exactly.

00:29:44.000 It wasn't like singers or...

00:29:46.000 King of England.

00:29:47.000 And that's pre-influencers.

00:29:48.000 Exactly.

00:29:49.000 Now they're all have to be influencers.

00:29:50.000 Influencer culture.

00:29:51.000 And so he's very good at entertaining.

00:29:54.000 He's very good at getting a crowd's attention.

00:29:55.000 And I mentioned this before.

00:29:56.000 It's kind of the difference between someone who has to learn how to become entertaining in the private sphere versus a politician who is focus grouped and who a bunch of donors decided would be good and who has speech rights.

00:30:09.000 It's a lot easier to make a funny guy good at editing than it is to make an editor good at being funny.

00:30:16.000 Exactly.

00:30:17.000 I want to jump to this video.

00:30:18.000 So speaking of comedy routines, what's the steel man for her?

00:30:22.000 According to you, Tim.

00:30:23.000 Sorry to interrupt.

00:30:23.000 Steel man for what?

00:30:24.000 Like, what's the steel man for if she wins?

00:30:26.000 Is it that people went in, there's a lot of bubbling hate against Trump underneath?

00:30:30.000 Like, if she wins, what does that look like?

00:30:32.000 Or is it you just think it's not even on the table?

00:30:33.000 Democrat shadow campaign.

00:30:34.000 If Kamala wins, so back in 2020, there were a few factors that I considered.

00:30:39.000 I did not predict the procedural efforts Democrats were taking, so I got that wrong.

00:30:44.000 I was correct when I said Trump's support was increasing, and I don't see how he could lose.

00:30:48.000 I was wrong about that.

00:30:50.000 This is the first time, I believe it's the first time in U.S. history where a president, a sitting president, got more votes and still lost.

00:30:56.000 Usually when presidents lose their second term, it's because they got less votes.

00:31:01.000 Trump improved.

00:31:03.000 He won all the bellwethers but still lost.

00:31:08.000 Before the election, there were a few factors.

00:31:11.000 One, people kept saying the enthusiasm for Trump is through the roof, but the enthusiasm for Biden is non-existent.

00:31:16.000 What they didn't factor in, I told Bannon this twice, the enthusiasm against Trump in the polls was higher than enthusiasm for Trump.

00:31:23.000 Yes.

00:31:24.000 What Gallup tracked, going back to 1948, since 1952, they have accurately, inadvertently predicted who will win.

00:31:31.000 They don't predict it.

00:31:32.000 They just say...

00:31:33.000 They poll the American people, what do you think is the most important issue right now, and which party do you think is better on solving that problem?

00:31:41.000 Since 1952, the party that was favored for the issue won.

00:31:46.000 This time around, Gallup did the same poll.

00:31:48.000 The economy and immigration— They've been right since 1952?

00:31:51.000 What a record.

00:31:51.000 1952.

00:31:52.000 But they're not predicting anything.

00:31:53.000 All they're doing is they're saying— What is the biggest issue?

00:31:57.000 And they'll say, like, war, like during Vietnam.

00:31:59.000 Which party do you think will do a better job at playing the war?

00:32:02.000 And then they're like, this party.

00:32:04.000 Then, later on, you look back and you're like, oh yeah, that party ended up winning.

00:32:08.000 Accurate since 1952.

00:32:09.000 This time around, economy and immigration are the number one issues.

00:32:12.000 And the polls say Republicans are better.

00:32:15.000 You've also got other data, which we'll get to in a bit, Right now, the aggregate polling on the direction of the country is at 28%.

00:32:22.000 CNN reported there has never been an election in this country where an aggregate poll showed the direction of the country at 28 or less and the incumbent party won.

00:32:33.000 Never happened.

00:32:34.000 If with all of these factors Kamala Harris somehow wins...

00:32:39.000 You got me, man.

00:32:40.000 Well, my answer is if she wins, it's because of Brett Sommer.

00:32:42.000 I do want to jump to this, because we were talking about comedy routines, and we've got this new video that I don't know if it's from the...

00:32:50.000 I think it's from like a pack or whatever.

00:32:53.000 But it's like a lot of these packs that make the videos, you'd be like, can we pay you to stop doing that?

00:32:53.000 Right.

00:32:58.000 This commercial is hilarious in that I thought it was Babylon Bee at first when someone mentioned it, and I was like, there's no way they actually made this.

00:33:06.000 I'm going to play this for you now.

00:33:08.000 Listen to this.

00:33:09.000 I don't know if there's a lot of narration, so I'll have to explain some of it, but it's 30 seconds long.

00:33:12.000 Let's roll.

00:33:15.000 Your turn, honey.

00:33:16.000 In the one place in America where women still have a right to choose.

00:33:20.000 You can vote any way you want.

00:33:25.000 And no one will ever know.

00:33:29.000 Ha ha ha!

00:33:31.000 So she votes for Harris.

00:33:32.000 Did you make the right choice?

00:33:33.000 Sure did, honey.

00:33:35.000 Remember...

00:33:35.000 What an idiot!

00:33:37.000 ...stays in the booth.

00:33:39.000 Vote Harris-Waltz.

00:33:40.000 Yo, what's so funny about this is it's like the most condescending, disrespectful thing I've ever seen for women.

00:33:47.000 Like, you're only voting that way because your husband told you to.

00:33:50.000 Why not don't?

00:33:51.000 Well, obviously the thing that has to be made is the other way.

00:33:55.000 Like, Trump needs to do one where it's like a bro coming in with his futurist female shirt.

00:33:59.000 He's got the...

00:34:00.000 The Hillary pin.

00:34:02.000 I was thinking the exact same thing.

00:34:04.000 That's hilarious.

00:34:05.000 No Trump on our house, right, honey?

00:34:07.000 And then he goes, you know, Trump.

00:34:09.000 He goes, Trump, and then he writes in Trump for every other person.

00:34:11.000 Do you want to have sex to celebrate?

00:34:13.000 And then he writes underneath, please, for the love of God, save me.

00:34:16.000 Save me, Trump, please.

00:34:17.000 Yeah, it's also hilarious, too, that, like, their whole line has been, Trump is causing too much division.

00:34:24.000 And they're like, hey, ladies, your husband sucks.

00:34:26.000 He's awful.

00:34:27.000 Don't tell him the truth.

00:34:28.000 Don't tell him who you're voting for.

00:34:29.000 I lied to him.

00:34:30.000 But jokes aside, all that stuff, it more felt in the direction of what you're saying when I saw that this shit feels like a Hail Mary, where, like, if you lie to your husband, maybe you could do that.

00:34:40.000 Like, that felt like a little...

00:34:44.000 I went and voted today.

00:34:46.000 I voted today.

00:34:47.000 I voted for Trump.

00:34:48.000 Jill Stein.

00:34:49.000 And no, none of that.

00:34:50.000 And I went with Allison and we were waiting in line.

00:34:53.000 It was only 15 minutes and it was great.

00:34:54.000 And as we were getting close to the entrance, we're waiting in line.

00:34:57.000 I told her about this ad and I explained like the woman goes to the polling booth and she looks across another one.

00:35:02.000 They like smile at each other.

00:35:04.000 And then, you know, the husband's got the American flag hat on and then she looks around and she checks off Kamala Harris.

00:35:09.000 And then the husband's like, did you make the right choice?

00:35:10.000 And she's like, sure I did.

00:35:11.000 And Allison starts laughing.

00:35:13.000 She's like, that's ridiculous.

00:35:14.000 And I said, I know.

00:35:15.000 Could you imagine what that husband would do to her if he finds out that she went in there?

00:35:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:35:19.000 And then she started laughing.

00:35:20.000 That's the second half of the ad.

00:35:22.000 I thought it was private!

00:35:24.000 You mentioned Jill Stein.

00:35:26.000 There should literally be a bit where the person goes in to vote for Jill Stein.

00:35:30.000 It's the same exact motif, but you don't want anyone to know if you do that.

00:35:33.000 No one in the world has to know that you voted for Jill Stein.

00:35:36.000 That could just be your secret.

00:35:39.000 There's like a Trump voter and a Kamala voter and they're like, which one did you vote for?

00:35:42.000 And they're like, uh, and there's just sweat pouring out like the, uh, like that.

00:35:46.000 They look at each other.

00:35:47.000 What's the, what was the, um, who was it?

00:35:49.000 Key and Peele.

00:35:49.000 Yeah, Key and Peele.

00:35:50.000 The sweat's just pouring profusely like.

00:35:52.000 They both vote for Jill Stein while locking eyes with each other.

00:35:55.000 To me, that doesn't feel like an ad you make when you feel confident.

00:36:01.000 That's a pretty Hail Mary to be like, ladies, you could lie to your husband.

00:36:05.000 It's not just that.

00:36:06.000 It's like, ladies, have you considered that you have no agency and you're only voting Republican because your husband told you to?

00:36:11.000 The husband growls at her.

00:36:13.000 The Democrats are real good at being condescending, though.

00:36:17.000 The guy version is like, listen, boys, we know you're voting Democrat for pussy.

00:36:23.000 Like...

00:36:24.000 She's not gonna know.

00:36:25.000 Like, that's what they're saying.

00:36:26.000 You know what I mean?

00:36:27.000 You gotta make that, dude.

00:36:29.000 She's in the booth.

00:36:30.000 You can't tell.

00:36:31.000 What happens in the booth stays at the booth, fellas.

00:36:33.000 Oh, oh, oh.

00:36:34.000 Yeah, but they actually...

00:36:35.000 Just sad, brow-beaten guys.

00:36:36.000 No, they're voting.

00:36:37.000 He tosses him a beer.

00:36:38.000 He's like...

00:36:39.000 When that's honey, and then he winks at the camera.

00:36:41.000 Listen, listen.

00:36:41.000 When Alice and I went to vote, we were both next to each other, and they have a bunch of different...

00:36:48.000 Well, they—no, no, no, no.

00:36:49.000 So we're standing next to each other, but there's polling stations all over the place in different areas.

00:36:53.000 And people will get up randomly, and then they sit you down at whatever one pops open.

00:36:56.000 It just so happened that they sit Allison down, and then the guy stands right up, and they walk me, so I'm sitting literally right next to her.

00:37:03.000 And, you know, I could leave if I wanted to.

00:37:05.000 You could take a peep if you want.

00:37:06.000 Yeah, I saw a libertarian in there somewhere.

00:37:07.000 No, I don't know.

00:37:09.000 No, but I didn't.

00:37:10.000 I was like, I don't care.

00:37:11.000 You know, people are going to vote for what they want to, but I trust Allison is going to vote for the right person, and that is Donald Trump.

00:37:20.000 Yeah, it's such a wild thing.

00:37:22.000 I mean, but that's their entire line of reasoning, right?

00:37:24.000 Like, any time a woman is a Republican, it's because she's coerced in some way.

00:37:27.000 Right.

00:37:28.000 Also, I like the implication that women didn't know that their vote is secret.

00:37:32.000 The ad has to reveal that, too.

00:37:34.000 Like, my husband will know if I vote.

00:37:35.000 But the commercial may have gone like, hey, dumbass, did you know that no one knows you're voting?

00:37:40.000 We think you're stupid.

00:37:41.000 Maybe you need to be told this.

00:37:43.000 It's pretty rough.

00:37:44.000 Yeah, it's a tough one.

00:37:45.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:37:45.000 If I was part of the Kamala Harris campaign, I'd be like, someone call those guys and be like, stop making videos.

00:37:50.000 Like the white dudes for Harris?

00:37:51.000 There's this town called Harris in Arkansas, and they made all these videos how it's the most racist town in America.

00:37:57.000 And so there's like a ton of documentaries.

00:37:59.000 And if you watch the videos, it's like one guy in the town that's in the KKK, and the rest of the town that's like, please stop making documentaries about our town, right?

00:38:06.000 To me, that's what they need, the guy to be like, please stop.

00:38:10.000 No, they should keep making them because they're funny.

00:38:13.000 Sure.

00:38:14.000 Like, I'm having a good time, you know what I mean?

00:38:16.000 Yeah, but I think you really should make the guy version of it.

00:38:19.000 Exactly.

00:38:19.000 Like, boys, you don't have to actually vote Democrat to hook up with this chick.

00:38:24.000 Just say you did.

00:38:25.000 It's really crazy that- And then throw the guy a beer and they crack it like, yeah!

00:38:28.000 That video encourages lying to your spouse.

00:38:30.000 I know.

00:38:31.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:38:31.000 Or just like- Well, I mean, you should.

00:38:33.000 From your spouse.

00:38:35.000 It's such a messed up campaign message.

00:38:37.000 Your hair looks amazing today!

00:38:39.000 Yeah.

00:38:39.000 Are you married?

00:38:40.000 No.

00:38:41.000 Oh, okay, so...

00:38:42.000 If I was, I'd lie to her.

00:38:47.000 I guess discretion and lying are two different things.

00:38:50.000 You don't have to tell them the truth.

00:38:51.000 As long as you're not telling them a lie, you're not necessarily...

00:38:54.000 You shouldn't lie to your wife.

00:38:55.000 You shouldn't lie to your husband.

00:38:57.000 You just don't have to say everything all the time.

00:38:59.000 That's fair, that's fair.

00:39:00.000 I actually find your twin sister ugly and you hot!

00:39:06.000 Sure.

00:39:06.000 It's also such a weird thing that, like, look, this also could just be because politics is so important to me, but in reality with how polarized we are and how massively different you have to be in worldview to support either party, it seems bizarre that you would marry someone without knowing their politics or being on the same page.

00:39:24.000 How are you gonna raise your kids?

00:39:25.000 Look at the Conways!

00:39:26.000 They probably got married before.

00:39:27.000 Yeah, that didn't work so great politically.

00:39:28.000 Yeah, but how does that happen?

00:39:31.000 Well, I don't know if you've watched 2016 to now.

00:39:35.000 It's like, you know, there was a whole era where they go, everyone needs to have an opinion on this.

00:39:38.000 And there's probably couples that have, like, talked about politics twice, and they're in 10 years they've been together.

00:39:43.000 That's insane to me.

00:39:43.000 Well, you run a show about politics.

00:39:45.000 Some people...

00:39:46.000 Yeah, but, like, Alice and I talk about a lot more than just politics.

00:39:50.000 In fact, we don't talk about politics all that often.

00:39:52.000 Yeah.

00:39:52.000 But, like, it comes up.

00:39:53.000 When I was growing up, though, like, I would say that...

00:39:57.000 Like, politics, probably where I grew up, at least, was probably the equivalent of, you could be like, oh, this person likes metal, and this person likes this, and it's not, like, a big deal.

00:40:07.000 Yeah, that's what it was for me, too.

00:40:08.000 It came down to, like, the end, and you'd be like, so, who are you gonna vote for anyway?

00:40:11.000 And they'd be like, oh, that guy.

00:40:12.000 You'd be like, huh, I'm voting for the other one.

00:40:13.000 Yeah, it's not like, oh, that guy, the people who like metal are murderers.

00:40:16.000 That's because, but a lot of that is because up until about 2010 or so, politics weren't so, like, it wasn't so, so polarized.

00:40:26.000 And it wasn't so polarized.

00:40:28.000 I mean, like, everyone in the U.S. kind of thought the U.S. was generally good.

00:40:33.000 Right?

00:40:34.000 For the most part.

00:40:35.000 You could reliably say, if I go and talk to someone, they're probably going to think that the United States is an overall good place.

00:40:42.000 Maybe they'll say we have some problems or whatever.

00:40:44.000 Nowadays, the left and the right have vastly different views on the United States itself.

00:40:50.000 They have vastly different views on the way our government operates.

00:40:55.000 Yeah.

00:40:55.000 And they more importantly have vastly different views on the intentions of their opponents.

00:41:00.000 Yeah, that's true too.

00:41:01.000 But that right there is a big part of the problem.

00:41:04.000 When you've got two groups that have such completely and totally different views on how the country...

00:41:11.000 The left thinks the country, or at least the progressives, think the United States is...

00:41:17.000 It's irreversibly racist, and it should be torn down totally.

00:41:22.000 Like, that's what the progressives think.

00:41:24.000 They think that this country is built on racism, that everybody in America is to some degree racist, that America is a net negative for the world.

00:41:33.000 And if that's your worldview, And you're talking to someone else that says, generally, I think the United States has been a positive, a force for good in the world, historically.

00:41:41.000 We are one of the least racist societies in all of human history, which is undeniably true.

00:41:48.000 And if you have those opinions, and you're talking to someone that says, no, the U.S. is full of racists.

00:41:53.000 It's built on slavery.

00:41:55.000 The 1619 Project is actually how the start of the country started.

00:41:59.000 Those two views are so different.

00:42:01.000 So diametrically opposed and so totally different.

00:42:04.000 It's no wonder that Americans are finding it harder and harder to find common ground.

00:42:11.000 That weird ass America's horrible mindset is like...

00:42:15.000 I mean, it really caught fire during the wars in the Middle East.

00:42:18.000 I fell into it in 2008, 9, 10.

00:42:21.000 I was like, screw the military.

00:42:22.000 Screw America.

00:42:23.000 We've just been...

00:42:24.000 But it's like the Internet's allowing people to amplify that red And the internet's allowing them...

00:42:30.000 It makes people have those opinions later in life.

00:42:33.000 Like, that used to be more...

00:42:35.000 Yeah, that's like 20-year-old stuff, whereas now...

00:42:37.000 And then you're 40, you don't think about it as much anymore.

00:42:39.000 It's with a lot of people.

00:42:40.000 I think there's a lot of people that are like 30 to 50 that have a lot of opinions on that stuff that probably 15 years ago would be more thinking about their family and whatever.

00:42:49.000 I think the internet creates, for the average person...

00:42:55.000 You know, I refer to the left as like a cult, but it creates many cults and obsessions.

00:42:59.000 It creates an entertainment obsession cycle where people will latch on to one thing, and Donald Trump happens to be that largely for most people.

00:43:09.000 Did you see the video of the woman going on the lawn and punching the Trump sign?

00:43:12.000 It's like a purple flamingo and she's just screaming and kicking and punching it.

00:43:16.000 And I'm like, that's not a lady who has a disagreement with Trump.

00:43:19.000 That's a person who's got a psychotic obsessive disorder and she's trapped in it because the internet keeps blasting her in the face with it.

00:43:26.000 Yeah, found her community there.

00:43:27.000 There's no escape.

00:43:28.000 But whether, no, not even.

00:43:29.000 She goes on YouTube and YouTube keeps just putting it all in her face every single day.

00:43:34.000 The algorithm you made.

00:43:34.000 Yep.

00:43:34.000 And she can't escape it.

00:43:36.000 There's no escape in there.

00:43:37.000 The escape's out here in the real world.

00:43:39.000 The escape's on the horizon.

00:43:40.000 But then she goes outside and she sees the Trump sign and she's like, it's everywhere!

00:43:45.000 And then she just goes and she starts punching a sign and bashing it with a rock.

00:43:48.000 I did.

00:43:48.000 I was driving over here and I got a good look at the sunset.

00:43:51.000 And I was like, whoa.

00:43:52.000 Did you stare at it?

00:43:53.000 That was coming.

00:43:54.000 My brain was just resettled.

00:43:56.000 It renormalized.

00:43:57.000 It was like four seconds.

00:43:58.000 I was like, whoa.

00:44:00.000 The sun staring.

00:44:01.000 Nice.

00:44:02.000 Yeah, sun gazing.

00:44:03.000 Good for your eyes.

00:44:04.000 Excellent for your eyes, I hear.

00:44:06.000 Yeah, if you do it right.

00:44:07.000 That's not medical advice for the audience.

00:44:08.000 We're not.

00:44:09.000 It's an ancient Hindu practice, ancient practice, where people would gaze at the sun during the sunset, and then they'd get all this energy and they'd feel better.

00:44:17.000 And it helped me repair my eyes.

00:44:19.000 And the glasses stock would go through the roof.

00:44:22.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:44:22.000 Big glasses loves monitors.

00:44:24.000 Monitors are frying our animals.

00:44:26.000 A brilliant blind yogi suggested it long ago.

00:44:29.000 But it was after, well after the sun had set.

00:44:31.000 It was just the colors, the different, it was wild.

00:44:33.000 Now it's not the sun.

00:44:34.000 Now it's sunset gazing.

00:44:36.000 But it's the horizon, really.

00:44:38.000 Andrew Huberman talks a lot, he's a neuroscientist, about how staring at the horizon for 15 minutes a day is extremely good for your neurology.

00:44:46.000 So I think literally that's the escape from the psychosis.

00:44:49.000 Let's jump to the story from the Daily Wire.

00:44:51.000 Progressive commentator throws water on Democrat attempts to brand Trump a fascist.

00:44:56.000 Anna Kasparian is probably voting for Donald Trump.

00:44:58.000 She actually defended him.

00:44:59.000 She says, okay, fine, I'll bite.

00:45:01.000 Fascism requires a militarized citizenry, conquest and imperialism, the elimination of our governing bodies, and the notion that anyone who isn't a part of a master race should be massacred.

00:45:09.000 She noticed that was a weird thing to label a guy who brags about not starting any new wars.

00:45:13.000 He also passed criminal justice reform and personally pardoned black inmates who were serving life sentences for drug crimes who Obama was unwilling to pardon.

00:45:19.000 But I'm the effing stupid one.

00:45:21.000 Okay.

00:45:22.000 Anna Kasparian defending Donald Trump a week out from the election was not on my bingo card.

00:45:26.000 I thought this was actually throwing water.

00:45:27.000 I was like, when did they throw the water?

00:45:30.000 She's going to vote for Trump.

00:45:32.000 But outside of that, I kind of feel like if you're asking for the temperature check on whether Trump wins, it's Anna Kasparian of the Young Turks defending Donald Trump.

00:45:39.000 Yeah, I mean, to be fair, she's been getting clearer and clearer on a lot of issues recently.

00:45:43.000 She's been more willing to push back against Cenk when he says things that are pretty far to the left.

00:45:48.000 All right, to be fair, actually, even Cenk has gotten, even though I very much disagree with him, and we don't want to fall into this right-wing habit of worshipping any leftist who hates our way of life when they say one thing we agree with, Cenk has actually been saying some things about Trump and the way that Trump has been talked about, which has shocked me as well.

00:46:05.000 I think...

00:46:06.000 I think Cenk was for a period—and it's still probably true—he was saying whatever he needed to say for his audience, and it was—the issue is that the left has gone crazy, honest people called it out immediately, and the grifters feigned disinterest and said, oh, me, oh my, I don't know.

00:46:24.000 And Cenk got to the point where he's realizing that the leftist market is minimized because people think the left's gone crazy, which means he's going to go out of business if he chases after this insanity.

00:46:35.000 Right now, another big example is Eric Weinstein tweeting that he's like, I'm not voting for anybody.

00:46:39.000 I can't do this.

00:46:40.000 It's not for me.

00:46:41.000 And Mike Cernovich called him a moral coward because he's like, you pony up to the Trump side of things, but you refuse to take a stance because you're scared of the social consequences because of people like Sam Harris.

00:46:51.000 There are still a lot of people.

00:46:52.000 He thinks Eric Weinstein is?

00:46:54.000 Yeah.

00:46:54.000 I don't know if he is.

00:46:55.000 Eric Weinstein is refusing to vote for Trump.

00:46:56.000 I'll tell you this.

00:46:57.000 You might not like him.

00:46:59.000 I do not understand how anyone could say, I agree the open borders are a problem.

00:47:04.000 I agree we should bring back our jobs.

00:47:05.000 I agree gender ideology is crazy.

00:47:07.000 I agree woke has gone too far.

00:47:08.000 I agree cancel culture is crazy.

00:47:10.000 I agree DEI and government institutions and our corporations is bad.

00:47:14.000 I'm not going to vote for Trump.

00:47:15.000 I'm like, that's completely illogical and an emotional decision that makes literally no sense.

00:47:20.000 The math, the logical equation off of everything we see right now in reasonable culture in this world, disaffected liberals, post-liberals, conservatives and libertarians aligned.

00:47:32.000 See, Dave Smith, what did he say?

00:47:33.000 He said I'm voting for Trump.

00:47:34.000 I'm like, yes, because Dave Smith is an honest guy.

00:47:36.000 And he has real grievances and real criticisms.

00:47:38.000 And then he said...

00:47:39.000 I saw Kamala Harris campaign with Liz Cheney.

00:47:42.000 And I'm like, she deserves to lose.

00:47:43.000 I'm voting for Trump.

00:47:44.000 And I'm like, yes, any sane and reasonable, honest person will come to that conclusion.

00:47:49.000 I believe.

00:47:50.000 I think sometimes people on a personal level are just like, I don't want to do that again.

00:47:54.000 I agree with my I believe Michael Malice.

00:47:56.000 I trust him.

00:47:56.000 He says, I'm not voting.

00:47:57.000 I don't care.

00:47:57.000 I don't believe in this system.

00:47:58.000 I won't do it.

00:47:59.000 And that is bigger than whether he cares or doesn't care about Donald Trump or Kamala Harris.

00:48:03.000 But for someone like Eric Weinstein, I don't believe he's being honest when he's like, oh, I just can't vote for the guy.

00:48:07.000 It's like, then stop complaining about the things he's going to fix.

00:48:10.000 Right?

00:48:11.000 If you...

00:48:12.000 So let me put it this way.

00:48:13.000 Michael Malice says, I will not participate in this system no matter what.

00:48:16.000 I say, okay, I get it.

00:48:17.000 I get it.

00:48:17.000 He can defend Trump.

00:48:18.000 He can defend the right.

00:48:19.000 He can defend his ideas.

00:48:20.000 But he rejects the system outright.

00:48:21.000 You're never going to get him over that hurdle.

00:48:23.000 Eric Weinstein says, I want a champion and a candidate.

00:48:26.000 Here are all the things I don't like.

00:48:28.000 I'm not going to vote for Donald Trump.

00:48:29.000 No disrespect to Eric Weinstein, I'm just saying I don't believe it.

00:48:32.000 All these people that are claiming this, I don't believe it.

00:48:34.000 When Anna Kasparian comes out and defends Donald Trump, I believe she's actually looking at the facts and she's realizing, like, you can't defend whatever this stuff is.

00:48:42.000 Cenk Uygur, however, I think is just going wherever the wind blows.

00:48:44.000 I think they're always having that same argument that you're having over—I think the left-wing people are all having that, where they're just like, they're bad on Palestine.

00:48:51.000 They're just like, well, you can vote.

00:48:53.000 And then they're like, well, isn't this going to be better?

00:48:54.000 And they're having kind of the same argument about that.

00:48:56.000 Well, if you think this is bad, then why are you not going to vote for it?

00:49:00.000 Yeah, but Trump and—both Trump and Kamala are going to be pro-Israel.

00:49:07.000 Well, that's not how they see it, right?

00:49:08.000 So they're having that same argument that you're having about Eric Weinstein on the left.

00:49:12.000 No, I think the left very much agrees.

00:49:14.000 Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are—what do they call?

00:49:17.000 Genocide Joe?

00:49:18.000 Yeah.

00:49:18.000 They believe that whether it's Kamala or Trump, you are getting a pro-Israel administration.

00:49:22.000 Right, which is why they're saying that they don't want to vote for her.

00:49:25.000 Which is why the ballots that got burned in Portland and Washington had an incendiary device that was marked Free Gaza on it.

00:49:31.000 Interesting.

00:49:32.000 Now, we don't know exactly who did it.

00:49:33.000 Still, a black vehicle pulled up to ballot boxes, more than one, and threw incendiary devices inside, destroying hundreds of ballots, and the devices said, free Gaza.

00:49:42.000 And it may be because the leftists are like, there's no administration for me.

00:49:47.000 Yeah, that's what it feels like, yeah.

00:49:50.000 Yeah, you see a lot of that, primarily on the Palestine issue, which is also interesting, though, because historically, the left has been ironically farsighted with their voting patterns.

00:50:00.000 They've said, this guy's a little bit more like us, so we're going to keep voting for him, and then the country has shifted massively to the left.

00:50:06.000 And then, for whatever reason, this is the issue where they've decided they just can't vote for somebody unless they're totally with them on the issue.

00:50:13.000 I'm curious why.

00:50:14.000 I want to say something right now.

00:50:16.000 I've been saying it nonstop.

00:50:17.000 I'm going to keep saying it because this is the most important week of our lives to date.

00:50:21.000 You must vote because your vote will be the deciding vote in this election.

00:50:26.000 That is not an exaggeration.

00:50:28.000 In Lauren Boebert's district in the midterm, it came down to about 500 votes.

00:50:32.000 It was razor thin.

00:50:33.000 And there was potentially going to be a recount until the Democrats said, you know what, never mind, I don't want to do it.

00:50:38.000 It is very likely there are going to be insane legal challenges with razor-thin margins, and heaven forbid you wake up thinking, what's the point?

00:50:47.000 I'm in a blue state anyway, or I'm in a red state anyway, and then Trump loses this district by a handful of votes, by a couple hundred.

00:50:55.000 It is your vote that will be the deciding vote, especially if you are in a blue state.

00:50:59.000 Deep blue California, vote.

00:51:01.000 Trump wins the popular vote if you do.

00:51:02.000 You're in deep red, vote.

00:51:03.000 I'm in West Virginia.

00:51:04.000 I went and voted today.

00:51:05.000 I voted for Trump.

00:51:06.000 That way, I know West Virginia is voting for Trump.

00:51:08.000 Do I even need?

00:51:09.000 Of course, because Trump needs the popular vote.

00:51:11.000 But in many of these districts, in PA, in these swing states, every single vote has the potential to be the deciding vote in this election.

00:51:19.000 So make sure you are getting out the vote, you are getting your friends to vote, you are telling your friends to go vote, whatever you have to do, and then you go vote.

00:51:26.000 Just one week.

00:51:27.000 One week, man.

00:51:28.000 Polls don't vote.

00:51:29.000 People do.

00:51:29.000 Betting markets don't vote.

00:51:31.000 You've got to get out there.

00:51:31.000 People do.

00:51:32.000 Not voting is, I think, a symptom of being black-pilled.

00:51:35.000 I think Weinstein's black-pilled.

00:51:37.000 He seems hopeless.

00:51:39.000 I can't vote in America.

00:51:39.000 I've never voted.

00:51:39.000 You've never voted?

00:51:41.000 I voted in 2008, and I voted in 2016, I think.

00:51:45.000 I voted for Jill Stein.

00:51:47.000 That was like, screw these guys.

00:51:49.000 I'm voting for Jill Stein kind of vote.

00:51:50.000 Yeah, the woo-woo crackpot burn the country down candidate.

00:51:53.000 Yeah, like I had no care for the two angry people.

00:51:56.000 I was like, let's do somebody that wants to heal the earth.

00:51:58.000 That's all I care about.

00:51:59.000 I don't think that's her.

00:52:00.000 Well, she represented the Green Party, which was supposed to be the one that cared about the environment.

00:52:05.000 I was so checked out during that.

00:52:06.000 It was ridiculous the way Bernie Sanders got the boot.

00:52:09.000 I wanted to vote for Bernie.

00:52:11.000 But I think when you're blackpilled, it's easy to say I'm not going to participate because there is like...

00:52:16.000 You kind of guide the direction if you're going to opt not to.

00:52:20.000 There's a reason, like, why Eric is very, he seems black pill.

00:52:23.000 He seems hopeless about the future.

00:52:25.000 If you really listen to him, he's very articulate and logical about it.

00:52:29.000 But then he says, like, I feel like we are doomed.

00:52:31.000 Like, he has that message of I feel like we are doomed.

00:52:33.000 So I'm not surprised he's not voting.

00:52:36.000 Now, as for Anna Kasparian, I would like to debate her or at least talk to her about fascism because she said some specific stuff about fascism that I don't necessarily...

00:52:44.000 It says it requires a militarized conquest, imperialism.

00:52:48.000 I think that you can live in a very peaceful fascist society.

00:52:52.000 She's correct.

00:52:53.000 I don't think so.

00:52:54.000 She is correct.

00:52:54.000 She assumes master race is going to massacre people.

00:52:57.000 The one thing she may be wrong about is, I don't believe fascism, I could be wrong, but I don't think fascism was about master race, that was Nazism.

00:53:03.000 Yes.

00:53:04.000 That was a tenet of Nazism.

00:53:05.000 Which is a form of fascism.

00:53:06.000 Fascism and Nazism were similar in a lot of ways, largely that they were militarized, traditionalist, authoritarian systems.

00:53:15.000 Like the military-industrial complex is a form of fascism.

00:53:19.000 They don't usually talk about removing power from government, that's for sure.

00:53:22.000 Yeah, you want the corporations colluding with the government to have military control, basically, as fascism.

00:53:27.000 But it can be very peaceful.

00:53:29.000 Like, you don't know you're in a fascist society when you're getting fed.

00:53:32.000 It doesn't feel like it until things really start to step out of line.

00:53:36.000 Like, Trump's kind of speaking...

00:53:38.000 He talks about...

00:53:40.000 Moving away from fascism, well, at least he talks about getting rid of the deep state, which would be a way of getting rid of the corporate government collusion.

00:53:47.000 I don't know if he's actually is going to do it.

00:53:49.000 I don't know if he can do it.

00:53:50.000 I don't know.

00:53:51.000 I think Anna will vote for Trump.

00:53:52.000 For sure.

00:53:53.000 If what she's saying is true, she's already voted for him.

00:53:56.000 It's simple.

00:53:56.000 To be fair, all she said was not fascists.

00:53:58.000 No, no, no.

00:54:00.000 Anna's story, which I will say, I don't want to say the full details of what happened to her because we're trying to be family friendly, but she was assaulted by a homeless man in a very disgusting way.

00:54:11.000 We'll put it that way.

00:54:13.000 Earmuffs for the kids.

00:54:14.000 And when she said, holy crap, this guy just violated me, the left said, stop harming homeless people.

00:54:21.000 And she was like, what?

00:54:22.000 And they were like, you are creating a negative view of homeless people by perpetuating these lies.

00:54:28.000 You're a white woman, blah, blah, blah.

00:54:29.000 And she was like, ah.

00:54:31.000 And that was a wake-up call for her.

00:54:32.000 Even worse, she said that when she first told the story, people started calling her racist.

00:54:37.000 Yep.

00:54:38.000 And she never even mentioned the skin color.

00:54:39.000 And she said that the guys ended up being white.

00:54:41.000 Or when she did finally say it, she said they were white.

00:54:43.000 But people just immediately assumed because she was complaining about someone who assaulted her that she was racist and that the person was black.

00:54:50.000 Yep.

00:54:50.000 I've seen that tons of times though in this industry where someone does something, a group gets really mad at them, and then you dig your heels in and go completely the other way.

00:54:59.000 You know what I mean?

00:54:59.000 If you have a month of getting pilloried by a community, you're like, alright, I'm whatever that isn't.

00:55:05.000 Have you guys seen The Animal with Rob Schneider?

00:55:08.000 Yeah, of course.

00:55:08.000 I rewatch it every week.

00:55:09.000 Yeah, so he's massacring animals or whatever.

00:55:12.000 I've actually never seen it.

00:55:13.000 At the end, they're like, he's the monster, we gotta get him.

00:55:15.000 But then the black dude's like, it was me.

00:55:17.000 And then Norm Macdonald's like, well, I didn't join a mob to go after a black guy.

00:55:20.000 And they all just leave.

00:55:21.000 They're like, we're not interested in this.

00:55:23.000 Jeez.

00:55:25.000 That's a lot of what the left does.

00:55:27.000 Like, in Anna's case, it wasn't, like, the first thing may have been the attack, but there's also, like, this has been multiple things that have happened.

00:55:34.000 There was the, she made a remark about birthing person.

00:55:38.000 She's like, I'm not a birthing person, I'm a woman.

00:55:40.000 And she got attacked by the left person.

00:55:41.000 Yeah, they were like, no, you're not.

00:55:42.000 Yeah, like, which is ridiculous, but...

00:55:44.000 She's one of the main people at Young Turks, right?

00:55:46.000 Yeah, she's number two.

00:55:48.000 Yeah, it's...

00:55:48.000 She's kind of the guy in charge.

00:55:52.000 Can we just point out the Young Turks?

00:55:53.000 They were responsible for the Armenian genocide, weren't they?

00:55:57.000 Not Jenkin and Anna, but yeah, Enver Pasha was the name of the guy.

00:56:01.000 So, calling your news organization the Young Turks, many people have said it's like calling your news organization the Hitler Youth.

00:56:06.000 The Hitler Youth, yes.

00:56:06.000 And then also, like, being a holocaust and I are on top of it.

00:56:09.000 That's the equivalent.

00:56:10.000 Well, it would be like, because he was an Armenian Genocide denier.

00:56:13.000 And then he apologized.

00:56:14.000 Okay, but can you imagine if there was a right-wing media outlet called the Hitler Youth?

00:56:18.000 And they're like, we apologize for the Holocaust denial thing.

00:56:20.000 We don't believe that anymore.

00:56:21.000 Dude, I was at Politicon several years ago.

00:56:23.000 They don't do it anymore.

00:56:24.000 But there were protesters demanding, there were Armenian protesters demanding that Cenk Uygur change the name.

00:56:30.000 And they were like, call it- The Old Turks.

00:56:32.000 Call it something else.

00:56:34.000 Call it whatever.

00:56:35.000 They were like, keep it TYT to keep the branding, but make it mean something else.

00:56:38.000 Just stop calling your organization the Young Turks.

00:56:40.000 They committed a genocide.

00:56:42.000 And Jenkins is like, nah.

00:56:43.000 Did he ever talk about...

00:56:44.000 What about the Turkish delights?

00:56:46.000 Yeah, something like that.

00:56:48.000 The youthful...

00:56:50.000 Because he was young and he was Turkish.

00:56:52.000 I get it.

00:56:53.000 No, Young Turks was, so there's a slang term meaning like aggressive and abrasive youth, like punk, punk, you know what I mean?

00:57:00.000 But the term still comes from the Young Turks who committed the Armenian genocide.

00:57:04.000 Yeah, it was a political party in the early 1900s, Enver Pasha and like two other guys, I think.

00:57:10.000 If there's a group that has committed a genocide, you should not name your organization.

00:57:16.000 Name your podcast something else.

00:57:18.000 Unless you want a rebrand, because you know there's somebody out there named, like, John Hitler.

00:57:22.000 And, like, so what?

00:57:23.000 Just because he's got the last name.

00:57:25.000 I think Hitler got retired.

00:57:28.000 This reminds me of the Futurama joke where...

00:57:31.000 In like the first season or whatever, Fry is saying, he's like the smelloscope, and it's like you can point it at any astral body and smell it.

00:57:37.000 And then Fry goes, just don't make me smell Uranus.

00:57:40.000 And Leela's like, Fry, we changed the name of that planet to stop that stupid joke.

00:57:44.000 And he's like, oh, what do they call it now?

00:57:46.000 And the professor goes, Eurechtum!

00:57:48.000 So it's like the Young Turks, it's like they're going to change the name, it's like the next choice they have is the Hitler Youth.

00:57:53.000 I do like the idea of rebranding because I have a friend whose grandfather was a Nazi scientist.

00:57:59.000 He was the guy, Josef Mengele.

00:58:00.000 And I know his grandson.

00:58:01.000 And he was going with the Mengele last name.

00:58:03.000 And he's like, I gotta change my name.

00:58:05.000 Your buddy's with his grandson?

00:58:06.000 Yeah, he's cool.

00:58:07.000 I met him through YouTube.

00:58:08.000 He's a YouTube video maker.

00:58:09.000 Great guy.

00:58:10.000 Christian dude.

00:58:10.000 He's the bomb.

00:58:11.000 And he was living in this state of existential concern because he's like, I gotta change my name.

00:58:17.000 And I'm like, well, maybe you don't.

00:58:18.000 Maybe you're the guy that actually brings honor back to the word.

00:58:23.000 Do you know about the Hitler family?

00:58:24.000 Negative.

00:58:25.000 There's a family, their last name is Hitler, and they refuse to change their names, and they issue Christmas cards from the Hitlers.

00:58:32.000 I'm not kidding.

00:58:33.000 What are they talking about, dude?

00:58:34.000 It's true.

00:58:34.000 It's America?

00:58:35.000 In America, yeah, and they said it's not fair that we would have to change our name.

00:58:38.000 You should have to change your name.

00:58:40.000 This all has very strong...

00:58:42.000 He's the one who sucks!

00:58:43.000 Why should I have to change my name?

00:58:44.000 This all has very strong, I'm taking it back from Clerks 2.

00:58:48.000 Taking back the word?

00:58:49.000 Yeah, we're taking it back.

00:58:50.000 Oh my god.

00:58:51.000 Let's jump to the story.

00:58:52.000 We got this from CNN. I mean, I'm from Daily Mail, but it is a CNN story.

00:58:55.000 CNN data guru reveals the signs Trump will win 2024 election.

00:58:58.000 You can say...

00:58:59.000 You can't say we didn't warn you.

00:59:01.000 So let's...

00:59:02.000 Do they actually have the video or the video crashed?

00:59:04.000 This fella's gone back and forth, though, if I'm not mistaken.

00:59:06.000 So one of the important things, which for whatever reason is no longer in this, is the...

00:59:10.000 Here you go.

00:59:10.000 Just 20% of Americans in an aggregate of recent polls believe the country is going in the right direction.

00:59:15.000 He says, quote, There isn't a single time in which 20% of the American public think the country is going the right track in which the incumbent party actually won, and instead citing every election since the 80s.

00:59:25.000 The bottom line is, if Republicans win come next week...

00:59:28.000 Then Donald Trump wins come next week.

00:59:30.000 The signs all along will have been obvious.

00:59:33.000 This is huge because the passive signs are indicating that Donald Trump is going to win.

00:59:37.000 That's what everyone seems to think.

00:59:38.000 Is that as close as you can come to saying you think Trump is going to win without CNN firing you?

00:59:43.000 He's like, if it happens, all the predictors are there and we shouldn't say we're shocked by it happening if it does.

00:59:52.000 Not saying it will.

00:59:56.000 You're right.

00:59:57.000 It's a wordy way to say that.

00:59:59.000 We've got to bring this ABC article.

01:00:02.000 Let me play the clip for you, actually, because this is what I was trying to pull up.

01:00:05.000 This is the right track.

01:00:06.000 There we go.

01:00:07.000 Just 28.

01:00:08.000 25% of Americans, voters, think the country is going in the right direction, is on the right track.

01:00:15.000 And I want you to put that into a historical perspective for you.

01:00:18.000 Okay, what's the average percentage of the public that thinks that the country is on the right track when the incumbent party loses?

01:00:26.000 It's 25%.

01:00:27.000 That 25% looks an awful bit like that 28% up there.

01:00:31.000 It doesn't look anything Anything like this 42% doesn't look anything like this 28%.

01:00:36.000 So the bottom line is, very few Americans think the country is on the right track at this particular point.

01:00:42.000 It tracks much more with when the incumbent party loses than when it wins.

01:00:45.000 In fact, I went back through history.

01:00:47.000 There isn't a single time in which 28% of the American public thinks the country is going on the right track in which the incumbent party actually won.

01:00:54.000 They always lose when just 28% of the country believes I guess the question is, are we going to see the House and the Senate as well?

01:01:02.000 Is it going to be a Republican clean sweep?

01:01:05.000 I hope so.

01:01:06.000 Listen, I really hope he wins.

01:01:10.000 I can't make a solid prediction yet.

01:01:12.000 I really hope he does.

01:01:14.000 I also feel the same way.

01:01:15.000 It feels like he's going to, but I don't want to act like we have it in the bag, man.

01:01:19.000 Everyone's got to get out and vote.

01:01:21.000 If he lost, would you be bummed out for like a week?

01:01:23.000 I'd be pretty sad if he...

01:01:24.000 Yeah, I think that it would be bad for America in the long term.

01:01:27.000 Yeah, I think that's where I'm at.

01:01:29.000 I'm not in love with Donald Trump as a politician.

01:01:32.000 I think he's funny.

01:01:33.000 He's entertaining.

01:01:34.000 But, like, I think that the policies that the Harris campaign would actually institute or, you know, have...

01:01:41.000 would put in place would be incredibly bad for America.

01:01:46.000 The past four years have been bad because of policy.

01:01:49.000 We have...

01:01:51.000 You know, crime rates have skyrocketed.

01:01:52.000 He's got a pretty good dream team, too, with Trump.

01:01:55.000 It would be great.

01:01:56.000 With Elon Musk and RFK. Yeah.

01:01:58.000 And, like, the crime that we see now is because of policy.

01:02:02.000 The damage from inflation is because of policy.

01:02:07.000 They didn't have to do all the things they did to stifle growth when you really needed it the most.

01:02:14.000 After they pumped all that money into the economy...

01:02:17.000 Once they pumped the money into the economy, they had to open the economy up as soon as possible to have the ability to grow so that way it could eat up the money and not have this massive inflation because inflation is just too many dollars chasing not enough stuff.

01:02:33.000 So they should have known that that was going to happen because they did all that money printing, and they should have made sure that there were policies that were going to make the economy grow.

01:02:44.000 And they didn't.

01:02:45.000 They just let it go.

01:02:47.000 They just said, no, we'll just go ahead and open things up and it'll be fine, instead of changing the tax policy and changing, you know, because that kind of stuff actually matters.

01:02:55.000 And that's just the top of it.

01:02:57.000 The American people are sick and tired of the woke stuff.

01:03:00.000 They're sick and tired of that stuff in government.

01:03:02.000 And they're not going to pull back on that community.

01:03:04.000 I'll tell you some of the boots-on-the-floor New York people that, you know, just like your average liberal at a comedy club will say that we don't want...

01:03:11.000 Like, the big thing that they're scared about is...

01:03:13.000 Obviously, there's a bit of the abortion stuff, but the other part of it will be like...

01:03:17.000 If Republicans have another judge, that'll be the end of the world.

01:03:21.000 Banning drag?

01:03:22.000 That's what they're afraid of?

01:03:24.000 I'm just saying, that's a big talking point.

01:03:26.000 If they have another judge, they go, that's gonna be that forever.

01:03:30.000 So they go, that's why this one's...

01:03:31.000 I've heard that a lot.

01:03:33.000 They will get one, but let me ask you, Ryan, as a comedian, which would you prefer?

01:03:37.000 In which way?

01:03:38.000 Is it easier doing comedy when Trump is in office or Harris would be in office?

01:03:43.000 We were kind of joking about that.

01:03:46.000 I mean...

01:03:47.000 If you probably look at the actual way the...

01:03:51.000 If you look at actual comedy and things getting bad, it was probably crazier under Trump, right?

01:03:57.000 Yeah, well, I kind of...

01:03:59.000 But I mean, you know...

01:03:59.000 What is it?

01:04:00.000 I felt like...

01:04:01.000 What do you think?

01:04:01.000 Do you think comedy was better in 2016 to 2020 or 2020 to 2024?

01:04:05.000 It's not so much that as I think if...

01:04:08.000 The challenge with the Trump presidency is that the media is dominated by claptor.

01:04:14.000 And so you don't actually get at the corporate level.

01:04:17.000 There's arguments.

01:04:18.000 I love that term.

01:04:19.000 I don't think too many people are making their decision based on what is going to be better for comedy.

01:04:23.000 No, no, no.

01:04:24.000 I'm just asking, will it be better or worse?

01:04:26.000 SNL under Trump was just the worst thing imaginable.

01:04:29.000 Yes.

01:04:29.000 It wasn't comedy at all.

01:04:32.000 Alec Baldwin was doing these weird impersonations of Trump that didn't actually impersonate Trump at all.

01:04:36.000 He would dress like Trump and then do weird things Trump didn't do.

01:04:40.000 Like Shane Gillis does Trump.

01:04:41.000 And you're like, OK, that's he's he's he's acting like Trump and he's exaggerating a little bit.

01:04:46.000 Alec Baldwin would just say weird things and then do a weird thing with his mouth.

01:04:49.000 And I'm like, but Trump doesn't do that.

01:04:50.000 It's not it's not making me laugh about Trump because they're obsessed with him.

01:04:54.000 They have this psychotic obsession.

01:04:57.000 And he hates him.

01:04:58.000 Right.

01:04:59.000 So because they hate Trump so much, I feel like corporate comedy is going to be absolute trash.

01:05:05.000 Yeah, that's how I feel.

01:05:07.000 It depends, because you're right.

01:05:08.000 It's like, probably whenever the media goes insane, the underground comedy and underground things, period, kind of do better, and the corporate version does worse.

01:05:20.000 That's probably a good way to put it.

01:05:21.000 I would agree.

01:05:22.000 I mean, this is the other thing, too.

01:05:24.000 Trump wins, it'll be worse for the corporate stuff.

01:05:26.000 It'll be worse for Hollywood.

01:05:28.000 They'll make worse stuff.

01:05:29.000 But as a result of that, think about how many— Under Joe Biden, because this has become the machine, I think we're seeing more people, for a variety of reasons, are actually making jokes about wokeness and pushing back on it.

01:05:42.000 It's becoming more acceptable to challenge because it's viewed as the establishment.

01:05:46.000 Okay.

01:05:47.000 That's true.

01:05:48.000 To a certain degree.

01:05:49.000 Yeah, and also it's sort of that moment has been sort of moved past in a little bit.

01:05:53.000 So it's become not so hot anymore.

01:05:56.000 And some people don't want to touch things that are too hot.

01:05:59.000 Now it feels like, oh, it's not as hot anymore.

01:06:01.000 I can talk about it.

01:06:02.000 But the question is...

01:06:03.000 Jon Stewart defended Tony Hinchcliffe.

01:06:04.000 Yeah, I saw that.

01:06:05.000 That was really funny.

01:06:06.000 He's laughing and he's like, he's very funny.

01:06:08.000 Yeah, fair point.

01:06:09.000 And the jokes he showed from Tony were some of his more shocking jokes.

01:06:14.000 Comedy.

01:06:14.000 Yeah, he was like, if you want to get mad at people, if you want to get mad at someone, you can get mad at the party for having them on, but it's like, the guy got hired to do what he does.

01:06:21.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:06:22.000 I mean, this is a pretty interesting question, and I've been asked this too.

01:06:26.000 It's like, oh, well, you know, are you going to have more material if Kamala wins or if Trump wins?

01:06:30.000 And the reality is, people...

01:06:33.000 Woman president jokes is, I'll tell you what...

01:06:36.000 Hilarious.

01:06:37.000 No.

01:06:37.000 But the other...

01:06:39.000 I got a sitcom idea for you.

01:06:41.000 A president, but it's a woman.

01:06:42.000 People will laugh.

01:06:44.000 No, but...

01:06:45.000 I'm listening.

01:06:46.000 We'll set it.

01:06:47.000 We'll show people the hijinks every week.

01:06:49.000 The guy takes his orange, his bin of orange jokes and throws him in the trash and takes his bin of women jokes.

01:06:55.000 We were talking about this, like, if there was a, Seamus' gag was a 1950s pitch.

01:06:59.000 Oh, yeah, dude, I actually should make that cartoon.

01:07:01.000 And it's like, it's like, how the 1950s would imagine a female president is like, what did you call the Department of Baking?

01:07:07.000 Yeah, it's like, what, is she gonna start a Department of Baking?

01:07:09.000 It's just like the most insane, over-the-top, like, the executives are like, I just don't think people would believe it.

01:07:14.000 But what I wanted to say is that...

01:07:18.000 People will ask this question, is it going to be easier to make fun of Kamala or Trump?

01:07:22.000 And this is actually something that came up with the South Park guys, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who are obviously hilarious.

01:07:27.000 But one thing that they said was they don't really want to do comedy right now.

01:07:31.000 They don't want to do new episodes because Donald Trump is doing his own comedy.

01:07:35.000 And I understand that perspective.

01:07:37.000 But for me, what always worked was just making fun of the reaction to Donald Trump, because I find that much more entertaining and interesting and funny than what he does.

01:07:44.000 It's hard to make him funny and funny on his It's much easier to make fun of the people who freak out over every little thing he does.

01:07:52.000 Do you remember when it was the election between Obama and, I think it was McCain, and what the South Park episode was?

01:08:00.000 They, within a week of the election...

01:08:02.000 Was that a giant douche turd?

01:08:04.000 No, it was Barack Obama and John McCain were part of a secret cabal that was trying to gain access to a secret spy mission, like a heist movie, to gain access to the White House to steal the diamonds, and Obama and McCain were actually friends and they were all working together...

01:08:17.000 That's right.

01:08:17.000 They were like, we need to get in the White House so we can get access to the safe and steal the jewels.

01:08:21.000 And it was like a week.

01:08:22.000 They did not make fun of him politically, either of them.

01:08:25.000 They made a random movie joke about how the real conspiracy is that they were just trying to steal rare jewels from underneath the White House.

01:08:35.000 And that's doing comedy in a way that no one is—for whatever reason, people's brains are fried right now, and they have to just be like, how do we make fun of Donald Trump?

01:08:44.000 You don't make fun of Donald Trump.

01:08:46.000 You put Donald Trump in a situation that is humorous and exaggerated.

01:08:49.000 Yeah, and— Also, in that topic, when the late night was talking about Trump, every single person that says a joke on late night, you go, that's been made 40,000 times on the internet right now.

01:08:59.000 But there's still funny things.

01:09:00.000 Even when he was doing Rogan, to me, one thing that would be funny was he kept being like, this guy's a scumbag, he was stealing from people, he kept scamming people, he can't be trusted.

01:09:10.000 He goes, if I was in his position, I'd do it too.

01:09:13.000 I respect the move.

01:09:15.000 Honestly, I respect, game-recognized game, but...

01:09:18.000 I think there's something like that that is funny.

01:09:21.000 There's a joke there with, like, Trump talking about players and pimps and, like, you know, cheating husbands.

01:09:25.000 But Trump's famous for that.

01:09:27.000 There's a viral moment from the 2016 campaign where he's talking about Hillary, and he gets asked about, do you use tax loopholes to avoid paying taxes?

01:09:35.000 And he goes, 100% I do.

01:09:36.000 Yeah, the same thing, yeah.

01:09:37.000 He's like, and so does all of Hillary's donors.

01:09:40.000 I used to be one.

01:09:41.000 We all do it, and we're going to use the system.

01:09:43.000 And he's like, and she's going to make sure, like, the carried interest is going to persist for all of her buddies.

01:09:47.000 No, as if he's supposed to say, and the politically smart thing is to say, well, no, of course, any time the Democrats say they need to raise my taxes to pay for something, of course, I do everything in my power to make sure I pay as much as possible.

01:09:59.000 Like, how could you even ask that to a Republican candidate when they're supposed to be running on slicing taxes?

01:10:03.000 Like, they gift-wrapped it for him.

01:10:07.000 Trump is the game-recognizing game candidate.

01:10:11.000 That's always funny.

01:10:14.000 That's the thing that's funny about Trump.

01:10:16.000 That's why I think, like, watching Freedom Tunes, it's funny when you make fun of Kamala.

01:10:21.000 So there was the one comic you did, a cartoon you did recently, where it was the Fox News interview with Kamala.

01:10:27.000 Thank you, yeah.

01:10:27.000 And then Brett's like, how many illegal immigrants do you think entered?

01:10:30.000 And she just goes like, ah!

01:10:32.000 And people are like, I don't need to spoil my brilliant material.

01:10:36.000 But the liberals are like, it's not even funny.

01:10:38.000 That's not even what happened.

01:10:39.000 And it was like, the joke isn't necessarily that she did scream on air.

01:10:44.000 It's that her answers are incoherent.

01:10:45.000 And then the media defends her no matter what she does, no matter how shockingly outrageous.

01:10:51.000 I think that her caricature will be like, this is like a drunk.

01:10:55.000 You know what I mean?

01:10:55.000 If she's the president...

01:10:58.000 SNL already did.

01:10:58.000 Yeah, I know.

01:10:59.000 But the character is going to be more aggressive versions of that.

01:11:02.000 Did you see the bit where Kamala and her husband, Emma, were watching the VP debates?

01:11:08.000 And she's pouring wine.

01:11:10.000 And then she's like watching Tim Waltz.

01:11:12.000 And then she's like, I don't know if he was the right choice.

01:11:15.000 And then SNL Emhoff goes, well, let's just hope it doesn't say anything crazy.

01:11:19.000 And then it cuts to Tim Waltz going, I'm friends with school shooters.

01:11:22.000 That's right.

01:11:23.000 And then she shatters her wine glass.

01:11:25.000 And she's like, I should have chosen Joe and then like Shapiro.

01:11:29.000 And then she pours more wine.

01:11:30.000 Like SNL was making fun of her as a drunk.

01:11:32.000 I thought that was interesting.

01:11:33.000 Yeah.

01:11:34.000 Yeah, that's kind of the thing.

01:11:35.000 I think that's something to pick where it's not too aggressive, you know?

01:11:39.000 She's a drunk.

01:11:40.000 Like, they're not going to call her dumb.

01:11:42.000 George Bush was like, that's his thing.

01:11:43.000 He's the dumb guy.

01:11:44.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:11:45.000 Let's talk about this story.

01:11:47.000 We have a story from CNN. Misleading text messages from voter mobilization group create confusion in key swing states.

01:11:56.000 I made it through.

01:11:56.000 Oh, this is a wild story.

01:11:58.000 This is an organization called All Vote sent texts to people saying records show you voted.

01:12:03.000 This caused a bunch of people to think that they had already voted when they didn't.

01:12:07.000 And All Vote goes, oh, oh, my bad.

01:12:09.000 We were supposed to say you voted in 2022, but we accidentally omitted that.

01:12:13.000 That's pretty bad.

01:12:14.000 And guess what?

01:12:15.000 According to CNN, they've done it several times in numerous swing states.

01:12:18.000 They're going to get the Doug Mackey train.

01:12:20.000 That has to be illegal.

01:12:21.000 And this is Charlotte Clymer.

01:12:23.000 Spokesperson said it was an error.

01:12:25.000 But CNN says this is not the first time that this organization has sent out misleading or phishing emails and texts.

01:12:34.000 Bruh.

01:12:34.000 Let me read it, actually.

01:12:36.000 I want to make sure I get it all clear.

01:12:37.000 They say, the organization behind the text, I'll vote.

01:12:39.000 So the messages contained errors.

01:12:41.000 A spokesperson said the misleading text was filed by an apology, but those who had replied stop may not have received it.

01:12:46.000 It's the latest case of misleading or incorrect election-related information being disseminated by the group, which has been flagged by officials from across the country, including key swing states, PA, Wisconsin, North Carolina, and Arizona, as a scam.

01:12:59.000 Dude, Douglas Mackey was sentenced to six months in prison for far less than this.

01:13:04.000 For sharing a meme he did not make.

01:13:05.000 Someone made a meme, he shared it, and they put him in jail.

01:13:09.000 Yeah.

01:13:10.000 And you've got this organization.

01:13:11.000 Meme prison.

01:13:12.000 Meme jail.

01:13:13.000 Yeah, meme jail.

01:13:14.000 Oh, like actually in jail.

01:13:15.000 Yeah.

01:13:15.000 I remember that.

01:13:16.000 Okay, yeah.

01:13:17.000 All right.

01:13:17.000 We're all up to speed.

01:13:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:13:19.000 I was joking when I said there's a prison for memes.

01:13:21.000 It's just normal prison.

01:13:24.000 Canada's different, bro.

01:13:25.000 I don't know.

01:13:25.000 Britain, that's a whole jurisdiction.

01:13:29.000 Maximum security prison for the meme makers.

01:13:30.000 Meme cops in Britain are working overtime, busting down doors.

01:13:36.000 Put down the photoshop!

01:13:38.000 This company...

01:13:39.000 We got all of these off the street.

01:13:41.000 They have their thing where they're at the table with all the contraband.

01:13:44.000 It's just literally memes and photoshopped.

01:13:47.000 When you nutted, but she's still sucking.

01:13:49.000 That's going to add a couple to your sentence.

01:13:51.000 Save it for the members only.

01:13:54.000 You can do that scene from Minority Report where he walks in all the photos of the kidnapper and his son.

01:14:01.000 What's the actor's name?

01:14:02.000 He's playing Penguin.

01:14:03.000 He's just like, this is what we call an orgy.

01:14:04.000 Colin Farrell.

01:14:05.000 Colin Farrell.

01:14:06.000 It's a minority report, but British police predicting the meme you're going to make.

01:14:09.000 They're like, three billion women and it still ain't clean.

01:14:14.000 Oh, you're going to be doing time for that one.

01:14:17.000 Meme police?

01:14:18.000 What were you going to say, Ian?

01:14:18.000 Something about this organization?

01:14:19.000 Oh, yeah.

01:14:20.000 Something relevant?

01:14:21.000 They texted people that they've already voted, so they're basically telling people not to go vote, don't bother, because your vote's already been counted.

01:14:26.000 That's the insinuation.

01:14:28.000 You text someone saying, records show you already voted, and people are going to be like, well, what am I supposed to do?

01:14:33.000 And they go, oopsie, it was a mistake.

01:14:34.000 Wouldn't you kind of...

01:14:35.000 I could see how that would work, but for most people, you'd be like, I didn't, though.

01:14:40.000 It doesn't matter.

01:14:41.000 If this scheme can knock off 1% of the vote, that's a massive margin nationally and in-swing states.

01:14:46.000 And anyone who runs an overseas scam artist operation knows that that's probably about 1%, you know?

01:14:52.000 Yup.

01:14:53.000 It's crazy stuff.

01:14:54.000 I'll tell you, a pretty good scam that people must be running is like, hey, patriots, the Republican Party needs your help.

01:15:00.000 Donate here.

01:15:01.000 Democrats, democracy is a stake.

01:15:03.000 Donate here.

01:15:04.000 That scam has to be happening.

01:15:07.000 Yeah.

01:15:07.000 I'd imagine.

01:15:08.000 I've been getting a lot of emails from Kamala Harris.

01:15:10.000 What's she up to?

01:15:12.000 You up?

01:15:13.000 Look at this.

01:15:15.000 Listen to this.

01:15:16.000 Clymer told CNN last week that about 15,000 Wisconsin voters received texts from the group linking to a voting website for the wrong municipality.

01:15:25.000 Which means a lot of people may have gone to the wrong voting location because of the text they were sent, and then they could be like, I can't take off work again.

01:15:32.000 Like, this is insane.

01:15:33.000 That's really bad.

01:15:34.000 That this is being allowed to happen.

01:15:35.000 Dude, literally the email from Kamala is, I'd love to give you a call, Ian.

01:15:38.000 That's the text.

01:15:39.000 No way.

01:15:39.000 That's the subject of the email.

01:15:41.000 Trump won't stop texting me, dude.

01:15:43.000 Dude, Ian, it's Kamala.

01:15:43.000 We did a cartoon on this.

01:15:45.000 We did a cartoon on campaign texts.

01:15:47.000 What?

01:15:48.000 Because they're getting so invasive.

01:15:49.000 They'll say things like, I am telling your wife about us.

01:15:53.000 And then you open it.

01:15:53.000 It's like U.S. Representative Dusty Johnson and his plan to try.

01:15:56.000 You're like, this is insane, dude.

01:15:58.000 You can't just be like, you just bait and switch people.

01:16:02.000 Guys, I actually have big news.

01:16:04.000 This is huge news.

01:16:05.000 What's Trump texting you about?

01:16:06.000 I am being asked to be a consultant to the Trump administration.

01:16:10.000 How much is that going to run you?

01:16:12.000 I don't know.

01:16:13.000 But let's see.

01:16:15.000 Oh, wow.

01:16:16.000 Here's big news.

01:16:18.000 When Trump texted me when he was recording Rogan's podcast, he said he had something he wanted to share with me, but I missed the text.

01:16:24.000 Ah, juicy gossip.

01:16:26.000 You're going to get back to him?

01:16:27.000 What's the next one we have?

01:16:29.000 What's the tea?

01:16:29.000 Yeah.

01:16:30.000 Trump, you know, he's asking me to consult his administration.

01:16:34.000 He's texting me saying he can't win without me.

01:16:36.000 Well, I'm trying my hardest.

01:16:38.000 Honey, clear out the kid's savings account!

01:16:38.000 Specifically.

01:16:41.000 There's an emergency!

01:16:42.000 Trump Jr.

01:16:44.000 texted me asking me to borrow five bucks.

01:16:46.000 You should loan it to him.

01:16:48.000 The amount of texts I get from Trump, I get Democrats too, but it's mostly from Trump.

01:16:55.000 But the funnier ones are when it's like, I want you to consult.

01:16:59.000 Literally, one says, Tim, will you please consult my administration?

01:17:02.000 Yeah.

01:17:04.000 Well, I'll think about it, Trump.

01:17:06.000 They're getting more personal.

01:17:07.000 That's the one I want to give you a call.

01:17:09.000 At first they were like...

01:17:12.000 Ted Cruz texted me.

01:17:13.000 At least they're nice enough to text.

01:17:14.000 They're currently burning the American flag.

01:17:16.000 We can stop it, but it's going to be $5.

01:17:20.000 Let's see.

01:17:20.000 Crazy, crazy.

01:17:22.000 Dude, this is nuts.

01:17:23.000 The amount of text that I have...

01:17:25.000 I'd love to give you a call.

01:17:26.000 So, you know, it's funny when I went to the Butler PA rally, I submitted the information to go to the rally and I didn't hear back.

01:17:33.000 But then Allison got hers and I was like, I didn't get mine.

01:17:35.000 I was like, well, if you got yours, I must have got mine.

01:17:37.000 But it never got to my phone.

01:17:39.000 And then I saw who sent it to Allison and it was Trump's text number.

01:17:43.000 And I was like, oh, and then I checked my phone.

01:17:45.000 It's auto blocked because they were sending so many things.

01:17:48.000 My phone just blocked it as spam.

01:17:50.000 And so none of the stuff went through.

01:17:54.000 I try to take a look into my spam folder every week or so.

01:17:59.000 Elon Musk, what does he want?

01:18:00.000 Musk needs money too?

01:18:02.000 That's crazy.

01:18:02.000 You guys are brokies.

01:18:04.000 We're all texting.

01:18:06.000 Get a job, brokie.

01:18:07.000 Dude, I have like a dozen texts per day.

01:18:09.000 It's crazy.

01:18:10.000 Yeah, I'm getting bombarded by Kamala in the...

01:18:13.000 Well, there's apparently some stories of people that, you know, kind of believe that, you know, the ones are personalized.

01:18:18.000 Like, hey, Ian, it's for you.

01:18:19.000 There's a couple people that have cleared out their life savings.

01:18:22.000 Here's an interesting one.

01:18:23.000 Trump says, Elon, I could kiss you on the lips.

01:18:26.000 What?

01:18:27.000 Is that from Trump?

01:18:28.000 And then the next one says, sorry, wrong guy.

01:18:33.000 Dude, I got one, and it says, haha, in all caps with an exclamation point, and it looks like a real number.

01:18:40.000 And then you open it, and it says, Trump trolls Kamala in viral photo.

01:18:44.000 Open image.

01:18:45.000 I'm like, what?

01:18:46.000 What?

01:18:49.000 It looks like some random psycho texting me.

01:18:51.000 It probably is a phishing scam.

01:18:53.000 That one sounds like a scam.

01:18:54.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:18:54.000 Never click links.

01:18:55.000 Oh, I got a request to answer a poll.

01:18:59.000 I got polled.

01:19:00.000 Nice.

01:19:01.000 No joke.

01:19:02.000 Yeah, it was a poll for New Jersey voters.

01:19:04.000 I don't live there.

01:19:05.000 Oh, yeah.

01:19:05.000 Don't do that then.

01:19:06.000 But there you go.

01:19:08.000 Bro, this is all...

01:19:10.000 Stop!

01:19:12.000 Yeah, this is all campaign text.

01:19:14.000 Jeez, you're getting it.

01:19:16.000 Dude.

01:19:17.000 You're getting it hard.

01:19:19.000 It's crazy.

01:19:20.000 It's just endless from Trump.

01:19:21.000 Can you at least answer this question from Trump?

01:19:24.000 I'd be honored to hear what you have to say.

01:19:26.000 My favorite are when it's like...

01:19:29.000 Considering we have this show and that I've been to his events as a VIP and stuff like that and met the guy and interviewed him, when I get one of those spam texts and it's like, would you like to consult for my administration?

01:19:40.000 It's like, well, you know, I just announced it.

01:19:42.000 I have been asked by the Trump administration.

01:19:43.000 Major breaking news.

01:19:44.000 I got a Biden one.

01:19:45.000 My son's in a little bit of a situation in Thailand.

01:19:49.000 And a hundred bucks will get him out of it.

01:19:54.000 I intentionally didn't block any Democratic campaign emails or texts.

01:19:59.000 I wanted to get the full Monty.

01:20:01.000 It's funny to get them.

01:20:01.000 They're just nonstop.

01:20:03.000 Yeah, I have some too.

01:20:03.000 I got two at 6.30.

01:20:05.000 Jeez.

01:20:05.000 It's all DNC Kamala Harris.

01:20:07.000 I didn't get any Trump.

01:20:08.000 They're abusive.

01:20:09.000 At some point, it's just abusive.

01:20:11.000 They're just saying the most deranged things.

01:20:12.000 Like, what's going on?

01:20:13.000 And you open it, and you're like, oh.

01:20:15.000 I will never forget the day Donald Trump became president.

01:20:18.000 This one's unhinged.

01:20:18.000 So that's it, huh?

01:20:20.000 Your membership expired for all those years?

01:20:22.000 I'm not kidding.

01:20:22.000 I didn't expect things to end like this.

01:20:24.000 Who's this from?

01:20:25.000 What is this?

01:20:26.000 They're just like throwing anything at the wall.

01:20:28.000 This is from Kamala?

01:20:29.000 They're trying all tactics.

01:20:30.000 Oh, wow.

01:20:31.000 Healing to every emotion.

01:20:32.000 That's so funny.

01:20:33.000 So that's how it is.

01:20:36.000 Sassy girlfriend.

01:20:37.000 It's terrifying.

01:20:39.000 Yeah, I don't like it.

01:20:40.000 I'd like for them to stop.

01:20:41.000 Oh, I got a text from Tim.

01:20:42.000 Oh, shit.

01:20:43.000 You're just going to do me like that, huh, Tim?

01:20:47.000 I have the pill bottle in my hand!

01:20:51.000 Here's a text.

01:20:52.000 I don't know who to turn to right now.

01:20:55.000 Kellyanne Conway has been trying to get a hold of you.

01:20:57.000 Her message is here.

01:20:58.000 Please read it.

01:20:59.000 You specifically.

01:21:00.000 Just me.

01:21:01.000 I'm like, oh, wow.

01:21:02.000 I don't want Kellyanne Conway to try and get a hold of it.

01:21:04.000 Dude, that's so funny.

01:21:05.000 This one's the best.

01:21:07.000 What is this?

01:21:09.000 A blue Florida and blue Texas is a reality if we don't act to help Rick Scott and Ted Cruz.

01:21:13.000 Oh, no.

01:21:14.000 Am I getting DNC emails because of the things I say online, or is it just because...

01:21:18.000 Oh, that's amazing.

01:21:20.000 Look up your records, dude.

01:21:20.000 Tell them that one, I guess.

01:21:21.000 Dude, I got one.

01:21:22.000 It just says, from Trump, colon, all caps, I was at McDonald's yesterday!

01:21:29.000 Yes!

01:21:30.000 That's how your grandfather would text you.

01:21:33.000 Jameis' cartoon is funny where it's like, I'm gonna tell your wife or whatever.

01:21:36.000 Yeah, we did a cartoon where it's like, your nephew's been kidnapped.

01:21:39.000 You guys should go watch it.

01:21:40.000 We did a whole cartoon on this a couple weeks ago.

01:21:43.000 I mean, it's been getting out of hand, but it's been for a while.

01:21:47.000 You guys should go check it out on Freedom Tunes.

01:21:50.000 Which, by the way, we just reached a million subs.

01:21:53.000 I don't think I know.

01:21:54.000 Oh, nice work, dude.

01:21:55.000 You're gonna get that big platinum bike or whatever it is?

01:21:58.000 So I owe you 20 bucks and then you're quitting?

01:22:00.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:22:00.000 This was all just a bet.

01:22:01.000 It was a bet.

01:22:02.000 He said he couldn't get to a million?

01:22:03.000 Yeah, 20 bucks.

01:22:04.000 And then he did it.

01:22:05.000 So now it's over.

01:22:05.000 I own the 20 bucks and he's done.

01:22:06.000 I want to bet my special can get to a million.

01:22:08.000 Is that a million?

01:22:09.000 No.

01:22:10.000 20 bucks.

01:22:10.000 Is it on YouTube?

01:22:11.000 After the stream, everyone's probably going to pop over and watch it.

01:22:13.000 We'll be at a million.

01:22:14.000 I want to make sure we get to this story.

01:22:15.000 This is crazy.

01:22:16.000 We have this story.

01:22:17.000 This is from Ballotpedia.

01:22:19.000 West Virginia Amendment 1, prohibit medically assisted suicide, euthanasia and mercy killing measure.

01:22:23.000 The reason I want to talk about this is that I just voted today in West Virginia and one of the ballot amendments is West Virginia Amendment 1.

01:22:30.000 Yo, it was the most insane thing I have ever seen and I know a lot of you have dealt with this stuff before.

01:22:38.000 It's a very serious issue.

01:22:39.000 West Virginia is trying to ban medically assisted suicide, mercy killing, euthanasia, etc.

01:22:46.000 But on the ballot, it said something like, I'm going to try and get as much as I can.

01:22:52.000 West Virginia Amendment 1 amends the Constitution to protect West Virginians against medically assisted suicide.

01:22:59.000 suicide.

01:23:00.000 Are you for or against this?

01:23:01.000 What does that mean?

01:23:03.000 And I'm sitting there being like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:23:05.000 My vote on this is going to determine whether or not they're going to have euthanasia in West Virginia.

01:23:09.000 And I can't understand what they're asking me.

01:23:12.000 And so I tried clicking it like, can you read me the amendment?

01:23:16.000 No, the amendment is unavailable.

01:23:17.000 I didn't know the amendment was actually on the ballot measure.

01:23:20.000 That's my bet, I guess.

01:23:21.000 And so I'm sitting there standing at the screen and being like, what?

01:23:25.000 What?

01:23:25.000 Am I for or against an amendment to the Constitution to protect against medically assisted suicide?

01:23:31.000 What does that mean to protect against it?

01:23:33.000 What does the amendment even say?

01:23:34.000 Is it going to say something like, to protect them from liability, we are going to allow it?

01:23:39.000 I don't know what it says.

01:23:40.000 How am I supposed to vote on it?

01:23:41.000 Let me read you what this says.

01:23:43.000 So Ballotpedia tries to break it down for you.

01:23:48.000 Understand, if you are voting on this measure and you get this wrong, you may be voting to allow euthanasia.

01:23:55.000 Good luck figuring this one out.

01:23:56.000 It says, A no vote opposes amending the West Virginia Constitution to prohibit people from participating in the practice of medically assisted suicide, euthanasia, or mercy killing of a person.

01:24:19.000 Who wants to take a stab at which one of those will prohibit medically assisted suicide?

01:24:25.000 Yes.

01:24:25.000 Why would the yes?

01:24:27.000 The yes creates an amendment to prohibit.

01:24:29.000 The no doesn't create the amendment to prohibit.

01:24:32.000 How about this?

01:24:33.000 Let's add a comma.

01:24:35.000 A no vote opposes amending the West Virginia Constitution, comma, to prohibit people from the practice of medical suicide.

01:24:41.000 Is there a comma?

01:24:42.000 No, but it doesn't matter because you don't...

01:24:44.000 It's so confusing.

01:24:45.000 You don't actually need a comma to interpret the second...

01:24:47.000 So I'm reading this being like, wait, wait, wait.

01:24:50.000 I don't know what the amendment says.

01:24:51.000 So if I vote no, is opposing...

01:24:55.000 Okay.

01:24:55.000 Is opposing the amendment prohibiting...

01:24:58.000 Is the amendment to allow a medical suicide or to bar it?

01:25:02.000 I don't know.

01:25:02.000 You gotta have, like, books.

01:25:04.000 I'm sitting there staring at this being like, if you don't tell me what the amendment does, how can I support it?

01:25:10.000 And both of these right here can be interpreted to describe allowing or barring the practice.

01:25:16.000 I feel like they should have a booklet at every polling booth with all the amendments in the booklet.

01:25:21.000 You open it up and you can read it.

01:25:22.000 You have to.

01:25:23.000 Otherwise, you're just getting uninformed voting, and maybe that's what they want.

01:25:27.000 To me, I felt like the craziest part when I was looking at the New York ones, that they clump things together.

01:25:31.000 To me, that's nuts, where the main one was- Because they know abortion is popular.

01:25:36.000 They have an amendment where they go, we're going to make New York like a sanctuary place where no matter what the federal thing does, New York stays this.

01:25:42.000 And then also in that same one, they go, and we're going to add a thing that you get basically some sort of treatment because of your, you know, no discrimination by gender and gender identity.

01:25:53.000 And it was like trans stuff.

01:25:55.000 And it was like they combined the two of them and they had nothing to do with each other, but they combined them.

01:25:58.000 And it was like, that seems like crazy to just take two random things and put them together.

01:26:03.000 And they did that a lot.

01:26:04.000 We go, it's just legitimately two completely different things.

01:26:07.000 I did figure it out.

01:26:08.000 I am for this amendment.

01:26:10.000 And it's crazy because...

01:26:14.000 I bet tons of people go in there and say, well, I don't want medically assisted suicide, but I don't know what yes or no means, because a no vote could be saying if if Democrats are trying to add an amendment to allow it, you want to be opposed to it.

01:26:29.000 I don't know who's proposing what and what it does.

01:26:32.000 However, I was able to read the amendment.

01:26:33.000 No person, physician or health care provider in the state of West Virginia shall participate in the practice of medically assisted suicide, euthanasia or mercy killing of a person.

01:26:42.000 Nothing in this section prohibits the administration or prescription of medication for the purpose of alleviating pain or discomfort while the patient's conditions follows its natural course.

01:26:52.000 Nor does anything in this section prohibit the withholding or withdrawing of life sustaining treatment as requested by the patient or the patient's decision maker in accordance with the state law.

01:27:01.000 Further, nothing in the section prevents the state from providing capital punishment.

01:27:05.000 I actually think that's extremely well written and gets to the point.

01:27:08.000 If you are terminal, you can say, stop giving me this treatment.

01:27:11.000 If you are terminal and you want painkillers, they can't deny you that because of fear that it might terminate your life if you take too many.

01:27:19.000 However, if you are otherwise healthy, they cannot help you kill yourself.

01:27:25.000 Democrats don't want that.

01:27:27.000 Democrats, the ACLU of West Virginia, do not want a provision that would prohibit this.

01:27:33.000 They want a circumstance to be possible in West Virginia where a doctor can say, well, you're otherwise healthy, but we're going to help you die.

01:27:40.000 Yeah, so there's another aspect of this, which is that they will tangle up refusing care with being euthanized and assisted suicide, which are totally different things.

01:27:49.000 So if somebody feels that the care they're receiving is too burdensome, they're able to refuse that and choose not to take the treatment.

01:27:58.000 Because people ask, well, how can you be against allowing people to make that kind of a decision?

01:28:02.000 But that's not what we're talking about.

01:28:03.000 That's already allowed.

01:28:04.000 What these laws are talking about is making it legal to intervene to kill the person, which is a totally different thing from just withdrawing care from somebody who's having extremely burdensome treatments.

01:28:15.000 It's crazy, too, because one of the advocacy groups says never before has legislature in this country mobilized to an attack like this on terminally ill patients.

01:28:25.000 Isn't this the lie Democrats always push?

01:28:28.000 This is not at all the argument for the amendment.

01:28:31.000 The amendments like if you are terminally ill, you can reject and refuse treatment.

01:28:35.000 And they're going, yeah, yeah.

01:28:36.000 But what if we want to administer death?

01:28:38.000 No, you can't do that.

01:28:39.000 Sorry.

01:28:39.000 But the problem is and why I will always be opposed to any kind of provision that would allow medical assistance in death.

01:28:46.000 It's because, you know, for a fact, they will expand it to the most extreme degree imaginable.

01:28:51.000 So you get not a single inch from me.

01:28:54.000 If we say yes to this, and we allow medically assisted suicide, in three years they'll be offering medically assisted suicide to teenagers without their parents' knowledge.

01:29:03.000 I like the right to try stuff, where if there's experimental drugs and people are terminal, that they can go for it.

01:29:10.000 Trump's for it, I agree.

01:29:11.000 Yeah, psilocybin, like crazy psychoactive therapies and things for people that have nowhere else to go.

01:29:17.000 I'm open to that kind of stuff.

01:29:18.000 I'm just looking to trip.

01:29:19.000 But yeah, like a lot of people that are coming up on the end of their life, they say when they take psilocybin...

01:29:23.000 He's like, I would like a right to try.

01:29:24.000 Right to trip.

01:29:25.000 That's what you're talking about.

01:29:26.000 That people will find comfort with death.

01:29:29.000 It's just the impending death, their own death, their mortality after a psilocybin trip.

01:29:34.000 That's been documented.

01:29:35.000 I'm open to that kind of stuff, but I know the jury's kind of out on assisted suicide.

01:29:39.000 Because I am concerned that they will be like, well, have you thought about...

01:29:43.000 Listen, as far as policy goes, it's probably not a good idea.

01:29:47.000 My father passed away of cancer about 25 years ago.

01:29:51.000 I was in the early 20s.

01:29:53.000 And when they told him it was terminal, they gave him a bottle of morphine, and I swear to God, the guy used a shoehorn to get the pills in there.

01:30:00.000 And I imagine that's what...

01:30:03.000 I can't speak for other doctors or whatever, but they knew my dad was going to die.

01:30:07.000 They're like, here you go.

01:30:09.000 Be comfortable, right?

01:30:11.000 And they gave him a boatload of morphine.

01:30:13.000 Enough morphine to kill a horse, definitely.

01:30:16.000 And I imagine that's what most doctors do, generally.

01:30:21.000 And most people say, we're not going to, you know, we're going to turn our, turn the other way.

01:30:25.000 They're saying that, like, as an alternative, is this guy, like, chokes to death for the next week or whatever?

01:30:28.000 Exactly.

01:30:29.000 And it's like, look, you know, to have a system where the doctors are actually empowered to say, well...

01:30:38.000 We could go ahead and offer you, if you'd like, when it comes to people that are maybe not terminal.

01:30:46.000 Because you look at what's happening in Canada now, and they're offering medical assistance in dying in a lot of places where it's really, really, really not okay that they're doing it.

01:30:57.000 You hear a lot of terrible stories, and like I said...

01:31:02.000 The experience that I had when my father had terminal cancer, like, they gave him a boatload of morphine, and if you take enough morphine, your heart's gonna stop.

01:31:09.000 You know, it's like, that's just the way that the drug works.

01:31:12.000 And I think that that kind of stuff, I know that there are...

01:31:15.000 A lot of things like that where you're like, keep it in the gray zone.

01:31:17.000 I mean, just because as soon as you give the government the okay, just like Tim said, as soon as you give the government the okay, and you make it policy...

01:31:25.000 Now it's an industry.

01:31:26.000 Exactly.

01:31:27.000 Well, yeah, I mean, so...

01:31:29.000 I believe that in any circumstance intervening to kill somebody is wrong and what happens is when you make this legal and now it's an institution as you all pointed out it becomes an industry on top of that we've already seen as you pointed out Phil how this is manifested in Canada and we have to remember that anytime we talk about normalizing something in the United States that the people trying to normalize it in this country in this instance especially are leftists and they don't function on the basis of Yeah.

01:32:02.000 without immense social pressure.

01:32:04.000 So what will inevitably happen here is what happens with every other behavior or set of behaviors that the left normalizes.

01:32:11.000 At first they say, this is just something we want to have so it can be allowed in certain really gut-wrenching circumstances where we can emotionally manipulate you into thinking it's a good thing.

01:32:21.000 And then they end up expanding it to be something that everybody should do.

01:32:24.000 And then they actually start shaming people who don't do it.

01:32:27.000 We see this all the time.

01:32:28.000 So in the same way that women will be told they have internalized misogyny if they don't want to go out and be a girl boss, people will be told they have internalized ableism if they opt not to kill themselves.

01:32:36.000 Mark my words, if this becomes legal in the United States, that's going to be a line of reasoning you hear from leftists.

01:32:40.000 Look what's already going on where the left was saying that no child is getting sex change surgery without their parents' knowledge.

01:32:46.000 And now we have a series of lawsuits from a certain number of individuals.

01:32:50.000 And I'm not going to pretend it's in the thousands or whatever, but there's a couple dozen high-profile stories of minors who went to Planned Parenthood or went to other organizations and got testosterone or cross-sex hormones.

01:33:01.000 Some got mastectomies.

01:33:03.000 And, well, their own words.

01:33:05.000 And they've said that they...

01:33:06.000 There's one trans man, a young woman.

01:33:09.000 She became obese.

01:33:10.000 Her hair fell out.

01:33:11.000 And now she's like, what have I become?

01:33:12.000 I can't believe they tricked me into doing this.

01:33:14.000 And now they're suing and they feel like their lives are ruined.

01:33:17.000 What happens when it's medically assisted suicide?

01:33:19.000 And they go and they say, I can't live this way.

01:33:21.000 The pain is too much.

01:33:22.000 Don't tell my parents.

01:33:22.000 And they go, okay.

01:33:23.000 You're saying the edge cases look bad?

01:33:25.000 Yeah.

01:33:25.000 I'm just saying, like...

01:33:27.000 It's bad enough we have lawsuits from detransitioners.

01:33:31.000 Imagine what happens when a dad finds out that a euthanasia center euthanized his 17-year-old daughter without parental knowledge or consent.

01:33:39.000 Yeah.

01:33:40.000 Well, and this is what Republicans warned about.

01:33:43.000 Ten years ago with Obamacare when they said if the government starts taking more responsibility for funding and paying for people's healthcare, you are going to end up with death panels.

01:33:50.000 And people laughed at that because we all have a normalcy bias and also the phrase death panel sounded very bombastic.

01:33:56.000 But if insurance companies can make money off of this, they're going to.

01:34:00.000 And if they decide that they can make a lot of money selling someone a pill that will end that person's life or people in the medical industrial complex figure out they can sell this treatment, that quote-unquote treatment that ends a person's life.

01:34:11.000 And it'll be less expensive for the insurance companies than funding whatever treatment could get the person in a healthy state.

01:34:19.000 I mean, you have all of the economic incentives aligned for people to push the suicide pills the exact way they push all sorts of other medications that we know are bad for us.

01:34:27.000 If you actually do believe that healthcare should be between a patient and a doctor, the last thing you want to do is make a policy about death.

01:34:37.000 For patients.

01:34:39.000 Because then you're going to get all kinds of bureaucracy involved in it.

01:34:44.000 And it should remain something that stays between the family and the doctor.

01:34:49.000 So if you believe that healthcare is between a family and a doctor, don't make a policy about it.

01:34:54.000 These things don't need to be written down and have an official policy that the state backs.

01:34:59.000 You're saying the doctor comes in and says, hey, I just brought every episode of Colbert.

01:35:03.000 I'm going to play it back-to-back.

01:35:04.000 No problem.

01:35:05.000 You don't have to get medicine.

01:35:07.000 I would prefer a little more humane means.

01:35:12.000 I think that would be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

01:35:14.000 I hear what you're saying.

01:35:16.000 You should have a guy come in and say Borat quotes for the next ten times.

01:35:20.000 My wife.

01:35:21.000 I would add the caveat that, you know...

01:35:25.000 Outside of just basic criminal law that applies to every other situation.

01:35:30.000 Of course.

01:35:30.000 Obviously a doctor can't kill somebody or do X, Y, or Z, but yeah, I hear what you're saying.

01:35:35.000 A policy about medical insistence in dying, not a policy about whether or not it's legal for a doctor to kill you.

01:35:42.000 Like letting them do that.

01:35:43.000 Because again, like I said, my situation was the doctor said, here, I'm prescribing you this medication, and the bottle was as full as it gets.

01:35:51.000 I mean, you couldn't take the top off without trying to...

01:35:54.000 And he sort of said, wink, wink.

01:35:55.000 So you think that the doctors didn't do an assisted suicide type thing?

01:35:59.000 Well, look, I wasn't in the room.

01:36:01.000 It was my mom and my dad, so I don't know.

01:36:04.000 But I also know that they said, here...

01:36:09.000 Here's all of the medication that you're going to need.

01:36:15.000 He didn't have a doctor there.

01:36:18.000 It was at home, so it wasn't the doctor there to make sure it was being administered properly.

01:36:24.000 Again, it's hearsay and stuff.

01:36:29.000 I mean, legally, this doctor's probably, if he was listening to this, he'd be like, shut up!

01:36:34.000 It was a long time ago, and I don't know who the doctor was or whatever.

01:36:39.000 Like I said, I never met the doctor.

01:36:41.000 It wasn't his name.

01:36:41.000 But the point is, doctors and patients can solve these things, can take care of these things.

01:36:47.000 You don't need the state stepping in and saying, hey, we got this great new policy, kill yourself.

01:36:51.000 Do you think there's ever a place for, like, if a doctor is saying, hey, the patient, your family member, is suffering and we don't think they're going to make it, maybe you should consider pulling the plug, that the government should ever have a place to come in and be like, you can't do that, doc.

01:37:05.000 If there's a plug, then the person's not suffering.

01:37:10.000 Well, I just want to make this point.

01:37:12.000 I mean, firstly, I'm very sorry about your loss with your father, by the way.

01:37:16.000 I would say that I don't believe a medical professional should ever.

01:37:20.000 You're a bad person.

01:37:21.000 But legitimately, though, I don't think a medical professional should ever do anything.

01:37:25.000 I mean, they take an oath not to harm or kill people for any reason.

01:37:28.000 But the point, I think there's a difference, Ian, between a doctor going out of their way to end somebody's life and withdrawing care when the person...

01:37:36.000 And if the care is burdensome, so, granted, you can have examples where someone has a very easily treatable illness, and they...

01:37:46.000 There are arguments to be like, yeah, okay, in that situation, the doctor has a responsibility to intervene.

01:37:52.000 But when you get to these cases where somebody is only able to maintain any of their biological functions because they're hooked up to all these machines and without the machines they would die.

01:38:03.000 And this is clearly like very burdensome for them and damaging their body.

01:38:06.000 Then there's a moral calculus that can be done to determine like, is this inordinate means of care?

01:38:12.000 Like, are these extraordinary means of care that go beyond what we could reasonably expect a person to do to stay alive?

01:38:18.000 And then you can withdraw that care if it's too much.

01:38:21.000 But that's, again, that's different from saying, I am going to kill this person.

01:38:24.000 I'm going to end their life on purpose or even if they're sick.

01:38:27.000 No, even if they're sick, there's a difference between, let's say, the same exact situation.

01:38:30.000 Guys hooked up to a machine.

01:38:31.000 No, no, no.

01:38:32.000 I get it.

01:38:33.000 And shooting him.

01:38:34.000 My point is, if someone has an illness by which they will survive in any reasonable circumstances versus someone who is confirmed terminal.

01:38:41.000 Like depression.

01:38:42.000 Otherwise healthy is like, you are sick to a certain degree, but you will live.

01:38:46.000 Yes, but I would also have that terminal.

01:38:48.000 Even if it's their terminal, don't kill them.

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01:39:07.000 It's just like everybody just says, it's the best show.

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01:39:12.000 All right.

01:39:13.000 Kneeboop says, howdy, Jeeple.

01:39:16.000 Howdy.

01:39:17.000 Josh McCloskey says, as women seeing Ian streaming Mass Effect trilogy, best trilogy in gaming, who's your favorite character so far?

01:39:26.000 Rex?

01:39:27.000 I don't know.

01:39:27.000 Actually, it's...

01:39:28.000 What's his name?

01:39:30.000 The dude, the badass bounty hunter, C-Sec guy who goes rogue, who's like, I'm done with it.

01:39:36.000 I'm going after him on my own.

01:39:37.000 I want him in my party, but he doesn't fit the party, so he's not in my party.

01:39:40.000 What's his name?

01:39:41.000 He's like a lizard, man.

01:39:42.000 He's awesome.

01:39:44.000 You know what I'm talking about.

01:39:45.000 Raybert G. Stanbert Jr.

01:39:46.000 says, You know, Hitler used to take his trash out himself before rising to power, sources say.

01:39:52.000 That's true.

01:39:53.000 I heard Trump takes out his garbage.

01:39:54.000 Classic.

01:39:55.000 That proves it.

01:39:56.000 Sickening.

01:39:57.000 All right.

01:39:58.000 What do we have here?

01:39:59.000 Raybert G. Stanberg Jr.

01:40:00.000 says, Hey, yo, it's Shimcast night.

01:40:02.000 That's right.

01:40:03.000 I'm back, baby.

01:40:04.000 No, it's Longcast.

01:40:05.000 Oh, that's true, actually.

01:40:06.000 Thank you.

01:40:07.000 Ryan takes press.

01:40:07.000 He's not here as often.

01:40:08.000 We'll give it to him.

01:40:09.000 Noah Sanders says, Hey, party people.

01:40:11.000 Tim, since you'll be in Nashville next week, I want to figure out how to get you and the crew some libations for next week.

01:40:16.000 Since you'll be near me, stay blessed.

01:40:18.000 Does anybody here drink?

01:40:19.000 Negative.

01:40:20.000 Yeah, I drink.

01:40:21.000 Oh, yeah, he's Irish.

01:40:22.000 And a writer.

01:40:22.000 Yeah.

01:40:23.000 And a writer.

01:40:23.000 Yeah, and a writer.

01:40:25.000 Yeah, sometimes.

01:40:26.000 Look at this.

01:40:27.000 Look at that itching he's doing.

01:40:29.000 Actually, do I drink?

01:40:30.000 I don't know.

01:40:31.000 It's Garrus.

01:40:32.000 Follow-up Mass Effect.

01:40:33.000 Favorite Mass Effect character is Garrus.

01:40:35.000 Dude, that guy's a beast.

01:40:37.000 He's awesome.

01:40:37.000 All right.

01:40:39.000 Anidin?

01:40:40.000 Is that how you say it?

01:40:41.000 Anidin?

01:40:41.000 Tim, it's my company that provided the truck.

01:40:43.000 My brother drove it down around 2 p.m.

01:40:45.000 today.

01:40:46.000 We are American-made in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan called Loadmaster.

01:40:49.000 Today has been insane.

01:40:50.000 That rules, man.

01:40:51.000 Oh, the Trump truck, huh?

01:40:53.000 Killer, man.

01:40:54.000 Yeah, it was very based.

01:40:57.000 Okay, what have we here?

01:40:58.000 We have a super chat from Jacob Pauley.

01:41:00.000 He says, not much time but breaking.

01:41:02.000 Police were ending early voting in Ozaukee County, even though the governor said they have to be open until 4.

01:41:09.000 Also, Tammy Baldwin is buying Libertarian Party ads in Wisconsin.

01:41:12.000 The poll closing needs to be investigated.

01:41:16.000 Shenanigans.

01:41:17.000 So here's one of my favorite stories from the day.

01:41:19.000 Local news reported that in Pennsylvania, a bunch of potentially fraudulent voter registrations emerged, and they're investigating.

01:41:27.000 Trump then tweets out, wow, shocking, they found potential fraudulent voter applications.

01:41:33.000 Then CNN and the New York Times say Trump stokes fears about voter fraud.

01:41:36.000 That's hilarious.

01:41:38.000 Trump read the news.

01:41:39.000 That's all he did.

01:41:40.000 He just said, wow, can you believe this is crazy?

01:41:43.000 I can't believe it's happening.

01:41:44.000 They're saying there's potential voter fraud and the media attacked him for it.

01:41:46.000 It's like, this is what they always do.

01:41:48.000 Republicans pounce.

01:41:50.000 This is historically what they do to Trump.

01:41:51.000 Trump reads the news and then they attack the story that he read.

01:41:54.000 Yep.

01:41:56.000 Let's go!

01:41:57.000 Garbage.

01:41:58.000 Have you guys seen this video that's going viral?

01:42:13.000 Which one?

01:42:13.000 Dragon Age is an amazing game.

01:42:17.000 I can't remember the last one I played, but they've got a new game.

01:42:19.000 I think it was the most recent one.

01:42:21.000 They've got a new Dragon Age coming out, and there's a scene going viral where someone accidentally misgenders a god, and then has to do push-up.

01:42:27.000 A god?

01:42:29.000 And then has to do push-ups.

01:42:30.000 And they're like, what are you doing?

01:42:32.000 And it's a two-minute scene where they explain how when you misgender someone, you have to pay penance because you have to show that you actually mean it or something.

01:42:40.000 So she starts doing push-ups.

01:42:41.000 And she's like, this way, you don't just say it and go, ha, ha, ha, oops.

01:42:44.000 You actually sweat a little bit.

01:42:46.000 It's like, yo, there's no way I'm buying that game.

01:42:49.000 Doing push-ups for calling Muhammad a girl?

01:42:51.000 It was like barv or something.

01:42:53.000 Pulling a barv, they called it.

01:42:54.000 I don't know.

01:42:55.000 That's just insane.

01:42:57.000 But I wonder if you could play the game.

01:42:59.000 Yeah, you gotta be quite a sucker to actually sit through the push-ups.

01:43:01.000 For most people, it'd be like, oh, that's probably the end of this game for me.

01:43:04.000 I won't even buy the game after seeing that.

01:43:06.000 I'm like, I'm just not interested, dude.

01:43:09.000 Dragon Age, they're all pretty good games.

01:43:11.000 They're real fun.

01:43:13.000 But I'm not going to go anywhere near whatever that garbage is.

01:43:16.000 That's a crazy one to slip in.

01:43:17.000 That's crazy.

01:43:18.000 Just play Skyrim, where it's funny because people are pointing out that in early Bethesda games, and like Obsidian games, like Skyrim and Oblivion, there's gay dating, just because they were too lazy to actually code anything related to it.

01:43:33.000 So it was like, it's so base that it's just like they're companions and you can court them, and there's no lines written for any kind of like, you're a dude.

01:43:40.000 So it just kind of happens.

01:43:41.000 But now they're actively pursuing, making it special things.

01:43:45.000 Did you see that, Ian?

01:43:46.000 New Dragon Age?

01:43:47.000 Yeah, dude, I saw that clip.

01:43:48.000 She misgenders a god, and then she's like, oh, I better do push-ups now.

01:43:51.000 I gotta prostrate myself and flagellate.

01:43:54.000 I gotta do ten push-ups.

01:43:56.000 It's so ridiculous.

01:43:58.000 I want to play that game.

01:43:59.000 I just play Mass Effect instead.

01:44:00.000 Dude, I'm bummed because I was excited for the new Dragon Age, but I won't go anywhere new.

01:44:03.000 I'm going to play the Dragon Age trilogy, the first three, but that fourth one looks ridiculous.

01:44:08.000 I'm not going to touch it.

01:44:10.000 Maybe that was just a clip of optional dialogue, but that's ridiculous.

01:44:15.000 Well, I'm also wondering if you can disparage the person for doing it.

01:44:18.000 Yeah, maybe.

01:44:19.000 Because something happens where the person responds, and a character goes, that's very open-minded of you.

01:44:24.000 And I'm like, can I put, you're a moron, shut the F up.

01:44:27.000 They were like, something non-binary.

01:44:29.000 I was like, I just pissed out of it.

01:44:30.000 Not the only non-binary god, but when you misgender them, you've got to sweat a little bit.

01:44:34.000 Non-binary god.

01:44:36.000 It's a real clip, dude.

01:44:37.000 I'm not, yep.

01:44:38.000 It's crazy.

01:44:39.000 Maybe we should play that on the after show.

01:44:40.000 That's so ridiculous where gaming is at.

01:44:42.000 Is that Bioware?

01:44:44.000 Still Bioware?

01:44:44.000 Yep, yep.

01:44:45.000 Jeez.

01:44:45.000 All right.

01:44:46.000 Common Sense Fishing says, please pray for my daughter again on life support.

01:44:49.000 She will lose her leg to amputation tomorrow or Friday.

01:44:52.000 Hopefully no brain damage.

01:44:54.000 Link to help on my channel under community post.

01:44:56.000 Most important prayer.

01:44:57.000 Please pray.

01:44:58.000 Sorry to hear it, man.

01:44:59.000 I hope for the best.

01:45:00.000 I hope everybody prays for you.

01:45:01.000 Ian, manifest something.

01:45:03.000 You have to do it.

01:45:03.000 Healing the lower back, opening up, loosening that blood flow, man.

01:45:06.000 I wonder what the condition is.

01:45:08.000 Is it some kind of blood infection causing amputation?

01:45:14.000 Okay, what do we have here?

01:45:16.000 Stevie Vivi says, who certifies the electorate?

01:45:18.000 The VP. She gets the candidacy and position if she does what they say Trump wanted Pence to do.

01:45:23.000 Full projection.

01:45:24.000 We'll see.

01:45:26.000 January 6th, 2025.

01:45:28.000 Could you imagine if it's the exact same thing but inverted?

01:45:31.000 Yeah.

01:45:32.000 You're laughing.

01:45:32.000 It'd be funny.

01:45:33.000 I mean, that'd be insane.

01:45:35.000 Yeah.

01:45:36.000 I mean, if there was a Democrat January 6th, that'd be pretty funny.

01:45:40.000 It'd be hilarious.

01:45:40.000 But Ray Epps shows up again, but this time he's wearing a blue – he's wearing the Harris Waltz camo hat.

01:45:45.000 White dudes for Harris from the Capitol.

01:45:47.000 Yeah.

01:45:48.000 Yeah.

01:45:49.000 Of course that would be funny.

01:45:51.000 It'd be awful, but we'd laugh.

01:45:53.000 All right.

01:45:54.000 That's a guy thing, right?

01:45:55.000 Awesome is not always good, but awesome is always awesome.

01:45:58.000 Yes.

01:45:58.000 Strikes awe into those that subside.

01:46:00.000 All right.

01:46:01.000 Yeah, they're hanging the Tim Walz thing because Tim Walz isn't going along with him.

01:46:08.000 Who the hell?

01:46:09.000 Harris.

01:46:09.000 He's the VP.

01:46:09.000 Kane Abel says, Seamus, is Luke, Florida alligator man in your cartoons?

01:46:14.000 Oh, in Common Sense.

01:46:16.000 Tim, what will you do about the mainstream media trying to kick you and several others off YouTube, silencing you?

01:46:20.000 I don't really see this as a big story.

01:46:23.000 This is like the 897th time corporate press has done something like this.

01:46:26.000 The only difference is that they asked for a comment.

01:46:28.000 It's meaningless.

01:46:29.000 So to answer the question about Luke, no.

01:46:32.000 So Florida Man, there's another channel I run called Common Sense Soapbox, where we create these educational cartoons for the Foundation for Economic Education, and myself and Sean Malone write these.

01:46:43.000 And we made this little character named Florida Man, who is in no way, shape, or form affiliated with Luke, other than occupying the same state.

01:46:50.000 And I assume Florida Man doesn't like him.

01:46:53.000 Well, all right.

01:46:55.000 And that was the thing where the news messaged you and Tucker Carlson?

01:46:58.000 Is that what happened?

01:46:59.000 They messaged tons of people, but it's not even a story.

01:47:02.000 It is funny, though, because the message is like, hey, we're writing a story about why you're bad.

01:47:07.000 It's not just that.

01:47:08.000 They never asked a question.

01:47:10.000 So the thing that I received was like, we've used research from Media Matters to identify misinformation.

01:47:15.000 Can you comment?

01:47:16.000 And I was like, what?

01:47:18.000 Do you want me to comment on Media Matters?

01:47:20.000 Like, what are you asking me to comment on?

01:47:22.000 They don't even tell you what specifically they're saying.

01:47:24.000 Just in general that you're a misinformation guy.

01:47:27.000 You didn't even say that!

01:47:28.000 It was like, we're doing a story on around 30 personalities and we flagged some people from Media Matters and it was like, among this, here are some of the things we're mentioning.

01:47:36.000 And it's like, it doesn't mention me.

01:47:39.000 What I was sent was just like, here's a bunch of things we're concerned with.

01:47:41.000 I was like, okay.

01:47:42.000 And then they were like, can you comment?

01:47:43.000 I was like, what?

01:47:44.000 Will you disavow misinformation, essentially?

01:47:46.000 But I can understand with Ben, they were like, Ben, you said this thing.

01:47:50.000 I didn't get that.

01:47:52.000 They said, like, can you comment on me?

01:47:53.000 So what do you think their angle is?

01:47:54.000 They're like, we don't even really want you to respond.

01:47:56.000 We just want to be able to put into the thing that we reached out for comment.

01:47:59.000 I don't even know what the point of reaching out is.

01:48:01.000 So they can say you declined to comment.

01:48:03.000 Yeah, but these stories come out every week.

01:48:05.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:48:06.000 Like, the Stanford Institute wrote some fake thing saying that I was an election misinformation guy or whatever, and I'm like, okay.

01:48:12.000 The funny thing is I always say, Piers Morgan asked me about it, and I said Politico simultaneously has two stories live right now.

01:48:20.000 One says that Ukraine interfered in the 2016 election to help Hillary Clinton.

01:48:24.000 The other says the story that Ukraine interfered in the 2016 election to help Hillary Clinton is Russian disinformation.

01:48:31.000 But Politico posted the story!

01:48:33.000 Yeah.

01:48:33.000 So they're calling them...

01:48:34.000 They never retracted either.

01:48:35.000 How could both stories be live from the same organization at the same time as true facts?

01:48:40.000 It's nonsense.

01:48:41.000 Is one an opinion?

01:48:42.000 No, they're both fact-based.

01:48:44.000 They're both masquerading as fact-based.

01:48:46.000 And they're contradictory.

01:48:47.000 And I'm like, well, that makes no sense.

01:48:49.000 And I've called this out for years.

01:48:50.000 These stories have been live.

01:48:51.000 The first one's from 2017.

01:48:53.000 Seven years ago.

01:48:54.000 The other one's from, I think, 2020.

01:48:55.000 And I'm like, running both stories.

01:48:57.000 Yeah.

01:48:58.000 Okay, I guess.

01:48:59.000 Without a correction.

01:49:00.000 Yeah, and so my response is, if you've got an issue with anything I've said, I guess take it up with yourselves, because what did we cite today?

01:49:00.000 Yeah.

01:49:08.000 ABC News, The New York Times, CNN? Okay.

01:49:13.000 We didn't even do that ABC article where they accidentally posted that Kamala won Pennsylvania 52-48.

01:49:19.000 We'll talk about that for the members.

01:49:21.000 Talk about shadowy.

01:49:23.000 This happens all the time.

01:49:24.000 This story is not new.

01:49:24.000 That's crazy.

01:49:25.000 It's why I don't really care that much because it happens 15 times every election cycle.

01:49:30.000 This is so dirty.

01:49:31.000 Every corporate news outlet has pre-made chyrons and then someone presses live and it flickers and appears on the screen.

01:49:39.000 Subliminal.

01:49:40.000 Oops.

01:49:41.000 It just happens all the time, guys.

01:49:43.000 No, it's that they have to create graphics for Election Day in advance, kind of like how we make graphics for Nashville in advance.

01:49:49.000 If I accidentally clicked the Nashville live screen, people would be like, whoa, what was that?

01:49:54.000 Tim's going to be in Nashville.

01:49:55.000 I'm like, well, yeah, we made the graphic well in advance.

01:49:58.000 We're working on the graphics before we announced it.

01:49:59.000 I kind of thought that, too, when I saw that one.

01:50:01.000 I'm like, obviously, they probably make both, I'm sure, yeah.

01:50:03.000 Yeah, and then they type the numbers in later on.

01:50:05.000 Yeah.

01:50:06.000 It's not that they made both.

01:50:07.000 It's that they have the graphics for Trump and Kamala, and then what happens is they have random numbers put in it, and then someone accidentally presses go live, and it appears on the live display.

01:50:19.000 If there was a grand conspiracy to have this in advance, all you have to do is look at those numbers and look at the numbers later on.

01:50:26.000 Exactly.

01:50:27.000 And if they're the same thing, then you've got a problem.

01:50:29.000 I am concerned with predictive programming, too, so it could be an accident.

01:50:33.000 It did say that Kamala won PA by like a million votes or something.

01:50:38.000 Or like 500,000.

01:50:40.000 Alright, Donald DeVole says, I disagree.

01:50:42.000 I think Kamala will win if she goes on Joe's podcast.

01:50:44.000 If she comes off likable, which I think she would, it's over.

01:50:48.000 Game over.

01:50:48.000 She has played men her whole life.

01:50:51.000 Nah, she can't do it.

01:50:52.000 I know what he's doing.

01:50:53.000 This guy's trying to trick her into going on Joe's podcast.

01:50:55.000 Yes, that's right.

01:50:56.000 You would do great if you did it, Kamala.

01:50:59.000 No, wait, don't.

01:51:00.000 Trump supporters are terrified of Kamala.

01:51:05.000 John Cronin says a comedian at a Trump rally called Puerto Rico garbage as a joke.

01:51:09.000 So Kamala and Joe called half of America garbage.

01:51:11.000 Great idea, guys.

01:51:12.000 LOL. Now that's winning.

01:51:13.000 It was a funny joke.

01:51:14.000 Well, that's why they're walking it back.

01:51:18.000 J.D. Vance, this is from Illuminati.

01:51:20.000 J.D. Vance just told a crowd at a town hall how to legally vote ten times.

01:51:24.000 When you go to the polls, bring nine friends along with you.

01:51:28.000 And look, I went and voted, and then we all got chicken wings.

01:51:31.000 But only Allison and I voted, and then Sheamus just came and hung out.

01:51:34.000 Listen, hold on a sec.

01:51:35.000 Well, yeah, exactly.

01:51:36.000 But I did vote.

01:51:37.000 I did vote.

01:51:39.000 You voted somewhere else, right?

01:51:40.000 Yeah, yeah, I traveled to vote.

01:51:42.000 And then we all got Buffalo Wild Wings.

01:51:44.000 Did they get voted over the weekend, too?

01:51:46.000 I don't know.

01:51:47.000 Not really.

01:51:47.000 But I will also add that I bought a bunch of hot sauce from Buffalo Wild Wings.

01:51:52.000 What kind?

01:51:53.000 All of them.

01:51:54.000 The spicy ones.

01:51:56.000 Because we're going to do, for the boonies, a hot sauce skate.

01:51:59.000 Where, for those that don't know what a game of skate is, just replace it with the word horse.

01:52:03.000 If you've played horse in basketball.

01:52:05.000 But every time you miss, you don't get a letter.

01:52:07.000 You have to shoot the incrementally hotter hot sauce.

01:52:09.000 Oh.

01:52:09.000 Oh, brutal.

01:52:10.000 Until you concede.

01:52:11.000 The woman you purchased this from?

01:52:13.000 Don't miss!

01:52:14.000 I'm not playing.

01:52:14.000 There's no way.

01:52:16.000 I can't do a lot of stuff, period.

01:52:18.000 And then, like, one of them, they didn't have the hottest one at B-Dubs.

01:52:21.000 It's all Blazin' Knockout.

01:52:22.000 I've tried it before.

01:52:23.000 It is spicy.

01:52:24.000 Me and Danny did a sketch about hot sauce, and I was trying to avoid it, but we were putting hot sauce on wings for the sketch, and I had like one bite.

01:52:32.000 It ruined my week.

01:52:33.000 Oh, dude, I love super spicy stuff, but I hate needlessly spicy stuff.

01:52:38.000 So I went to a hot sauce store.

01:52:40.000 Anything that is naturally occurring spice, I'm fine with.

01:52:43.000 Even Carolina Reaper.

01:52:44.000 It's spicy.

01:52:45.000 It hurts.

01:52:45.000 It burns.

01:52:46.000 I'm not going to leisurely eat that stuff.

01:52:48.000 But I have no problem being like, oh, this is like a naturally occurring pepper hot sauce.

01:52:52.000 I'll eat it.

01:52:52.000 What I can't stand is when they make the fake hot sauce where they extract capsaicin and inject it into a sauce.

01:52:57.000 No, that's fake.

01:52:57.000 Yeah, so those peppers too are like genetically, through breeding, genetically modified.

01:53:02.000 Like Carolina Reaper.

01:53:04.000 Moruga Scorpion maybe?

01:53:05.000 Yeah, they're trying to make them spicier and spicier.

01:53:08.000 Like habanero stuff is spicy, but it's delicious.

01:53:11.000 Ghost pepper, too.

01:53:12.000 I really love it.

01:53:13.000 I think it tastes great.

01:53:14.000 I think it has a good flavor.

01:53:15.000 It's too spicy.

01:53:15.000 I'm not going to enjoy...

01:53:16.000 I'm not going to leisurely eat a big old thing of wings covered in the hottest hot sauce.

01:53:20.000 But if I had a couple, I'd be like, it tastes good, but it's getting too spicy for me.

01:53:23.000 If you buy...

01:53:24.000 Or if someone says you can't.

01:53:26.000 If I'm allowed to eat it?

01:53:27.000 No, if someone's like, you couldn't handle this, like, pussy.

01:53:29.000 Like, you know, then all of a sudden you're like, I'll eat the whole batch, you know?

01:53:31.000 Oh, then I would guzzle the hot sauce and be like, don't you show...

01:53:34.000 No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

01:53:35.000 If someone said I made wings with a hot sauce where we added extra capsaicin extract or whatever, I'm like, I'm not going to eat that.

01:53:40.000 That's stupid.

01:53:41.000 And yo, a funny story.

01:53:42.000 I went to a hot sauce store in LA and I bought legit additive hot sauce.

01:53:49.000 It was like they make hot sauce with the hottest peppers, then they extract capsaicin and put it in it.

01:53:54.000 My buddy said, let's try it.

01:53:56.000 So he poured some on his hand and then wiped it off and his hand blistered.

01:54:01.000 No joke.

01:54:02.000 I was like, what?

01:54:04.000 I was like, dude!

01:54:06.000 And he was like, I'm not eating that.

01:54:08.000 Is that what they put in pepper spray?

01:54:09.000 Is that the same stuff?

01:54:10.000 So it got really red and then got swollen and he wiped it off.

01:54:14.000 It wasn't hot sauce.

01:54:15.000 That was like mustard.

01:54:16.000 Well, it's pure capsaicin.

01:54:17.000 It's an irritant.

01:54:18.000 It's bad for you.

01:54:19.000 Damn.

01:54:19.000 And here's the funny thing.

01:54:20.000 B-dubs warned me when I was buying this.

01:54:22.000 They were like, I told them what I was going to do with it.

01:54:23.000 We're like, we're going to make people take shots of it.

01:54:25.000 And they were like, don't do that because that'll mess you up.

01:54:28.000 Legally, we can't sell this to you if you say you're doing that.

01:54:28.000 It really will.

01:54:31.000 No, but they were just like...

01:54:32.000 Take it back, please.

01:54:34.000 They were like, be careful because it'll make you really sick.

01:54:37.000 It'll mess you up if you do that.

01:54:39.000 And I'm like, we know.

01:54:40.000 We're going to do it anyway.

01:54:41.000 They thanked you after you left.

01:54:43.000 So the woman came up to me after you left, and she's like, were you with the man who bought that?

01:54:46.000 She's like, please thank him.

01:54:48.000 Yeah, I'm for real.

01:54:48.000 Are you for real?

01:54:49.000 They asked me to thank you.

01:54:51.000 It was like $200 worth of Vox.

01:54:52.000 That's just something ridiculous.

01:54:55.000 So, Special Mike is one of our team writers.

01:54:58.000 And he's really good, but he's not a flip trick guy.

01:55:00.000 So this is like ground skating, doing versatile tricks.

01:55:03.000 He's really good at really big stuff.

01:55:05.000 But I'm telling everybody, he will be undefeatable in this game.

01:55:08.000 Because no matter how many tricks you do, that dude will just be squinting and slamming hot sauce.

01:55:14.000 Yeah.

01:55:14.000 That's how tough he is.

01:55:16.000 And he's not a tough guy where he's like, I can do it.

01:55:19.000 He's like, yeah, no problem, man.

01:55:20.000 I'll take some more hot sauce.

01:55:21.000 He'll be crying and beat right up.

01:55:22.000 It's cool.

01:55:23.000 I'm good.

01:55:23.000 I can keep playing.

01:55:24.000 And we're like, dude, you just can't knock this guy down.

01:55:26.000 It's like Homer Simpson fighting Drederick Tatum.

01:55:29.000 He's just going to keep taking the hits, but it'll be fun.

01:55:32.000 All right.

01:55:32.000 Justin M says Rogan will vote for Trump, but he will never admit it.

01:55:36.000 I completely agree.

01:55:37.000 Well, did you see what Joe just said recently?

01:55:41.000 RFK Jr., Vivek, Tulsi Gabbard, Elon, I love this stuff.

01:55:45.000 He basically said, I'm voting Trump.

01:55:47.000 It is pretty funny.

01:55:48.000 If you think about, imagine like the Democrats right now, we're like Ted Cruz.

01:55:51.000 You know what I mean?

01:55:52.000 It is wild.

01:55:54.000 Well, it is.

01:55:54.000 The Democrats have Liz and Dick Cheney and Adam Kinzinger.

01:55:57.000 And the Republicans have Tulsi Gabbard, RFK Jr., Elon Musk, Vivek, J.D. Vance.

01:56:02.000 I'm like...

01:56:03.000 It's a dream team.

01:56:04.000 Like, Tulsi Gabbard being brought in?

01:56:06.000 I said he should have done this four years ago, and now they basically have a moderate, eclectic bunch of individuals.

01:56:12.000 I've seen some conservatives that aren't happy about it.

01:56:14.000 They're just like...

01:56:15.000 I've seen some conservative people be like, if you haven't noticed, all of the Republicans are Democrats now.

01:56:20.000 Well, a lot of the Democrats and Republicans are too, and it's very weird.

01:56:23.000 It's so weird.

01:56:23.000 You know what's really funny?

01:56:24.000 There's a song by a band called Propagandhi, if you guys ever heard it.

01:56:27.000 Stick the effing flag up your...

01:56:30.000 Nation States.

01:56:31.000 Nation States?

01:56:32.000 Is that one of them?

01:56:32.000 Yeah.

01:56:33.000 Have you ever heard Stick the Flag Up Your Ass, though?

01:56:35.000 No.

01:56:36.000 So this is a song I've known about since I was a little kid, and it's funny.

01:56:40.000 Listen to that song, and what the band is criticizing.

01:56:44.000 They're criticizing the war machine.

01:56:45.000 And they're criticizing, like, the Boy Scouts chanting war.

01:56:49.000 Bette Midler now is in sainthood.

01:56:52.000 Romanticize murder for morale.

01:56:53.000 And all of that, I'm like, yes, absolutely bad stuff.

01:56:56.000 But then he says, F the troops and F the flag.

01:56:58.000 And I'm like, it's really, really funny.

01:57:00.000 Because if you actually believe in America but criticize the machine state's warmongering, the song still applies.

01:57:06.000 If you rewrote that song and said, we love this country and that's why we will reject the warmonger interventionists and their lackeys in the corporate press, the song's message is fantastic.

01:57:15.000 just get rid of the burn the flag part and be like no no no the message of america is that we will take this country back from those people but i was uh i think it was aaron burgh yesterday i was playing the song on the guitar and he was like it's a great song and i'm like yeah except back then criticizing the flag in this country was like this liberal thing but now the liberals are on board with the war machine now it's weird the conservatives and patriots are like the war machine is bad but still align with a lot of the message of a song that hated the flag it's It's kind of weird.

01:57:43.000 Yeah, that's one of the biggest switches probably in the last ten.

01:57:47.000 Wild.

01:57:48.000 So that and if you listen to the Offsprings early songs, they have a song called Tehran where they're basically criticizing the government for saying go to war and bomb Tehran and all this stuff.

01:58:00.000 And they have another song on their album that I can't actually say the name of.

01:58:04.000 They removed it later on because it was it was it it it bordered on illegal what the title of the song is.

01:58:11.000 I'll mention I don't even mention the song in the members only to be honest.

01:58:15.000 You know what?

01:58:17.000 Can you write it on a piece of paper and slip it to me?

01:58:20.000 But I cannot speak the words.

01:58:20.000 Yep.

01:58:22.000 American military policy.

01:58:24.000 The words of the song are a threat to the president.

01:58:27.000 The title of it is literally an illegal statement about the president.

01:58:31.000 They removed the song from their album.

01:58:33.000 Now look where they are.

01:58:35.000 They may as well write a song called, like, Obey Daddy Government, Life is Great.

01:58:39.000 That's the offspring today.

01:58:40.000 Alright, let's grab a couple more before we get out of here.

01:58:43.000 Alright, what is this?

01:58:45.000 Swift Gaming says, Ryan is right, I'm 38.

01:58:47.000 I should be thinking about my family, my kids, my house, my mortgage, but I don't have any of that.

01:58:51.000 So what's left for me to think about?

01:58:53.000 I don't know.

01:58:54.000 But my point wasn't just, my point wasn't to put any of the onus on the people.

01:58:58.000 My point was that people make communities online now.

01:59:02.000 So your predominant community, so many people spend more time with those like online people and who you're around.

01:59:09.000 If you work on the internet, you work at home.

01:59:10.000 So I think that a lot of people, the period where you're like hyper involved in things is just extended because of the internet.

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02:00:22.000 Ryan, do you want to shout anything out?

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02:00:42.000 But yeah, check out the special right now.

02:00:43.000 The dates are there too, youtube.com slash ryanlongcomedy.

02:00:46.000 So, I just want to shout out my incredible team and audience for getting us up to a million subscribers.

02:00:52.000 Yeah.

02:00:53.000 It's really an incredible achievement.

02:00:55.000 I want to thank you all so much for it.

02:00:57.000 And I also want to shout out the video that we're doing tomorrow, which is, I think, one of the...

02:01:03.000 It's pretty funny.

02:01:04.000 I think you guys are going to like it.

02:01:05.000 It's about Doug.

02:01:06.000 It's about Kamala's husband.

02:01:08.000 And I'm very excited for it.

02:01:10.000 We also released a video two days ago that people are really, really enjoying.

02:01:13.000 I think you guys will crack up if you watch it.

02:01:15.000 You know how they're not really giving out the awards anymore?

02:01:18.000 Mm-hmm.

02:01:19.000 They sent me an email saying they would.

02:01:21.000 Oh, okay.

02:01:21.000 I think we have to apply.

02:01:22.000 I was going to say, because I have a bunch, you can take one of mine and cross out Tim Kess and write.

02:01:28.000 That's hilarious.

02:01:29.000 That's hilarious.

02:01:30.000 Ian, what's going on?

02:01:31.000 Well, I'm going to be streaming Mass Effect this weekend.

02:01:34.000 I brought it up before.

02:01:35.000 It's on my YouTube channel and on Twitch and on X. So follow me at IanCrossland.

02:01:39.000 I'm on the first game about 12 hours in and I want to go through the entire trilogy.

02:01:43.000 I don't know if I'm going to be able to get through it on the weekend, but I'm going to try.

02:01:46.000 So follow me there at IanCrossland.

02:01:47.000 I'll see you there.

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Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - October 30, 2024

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