Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Trump Just REVOKED Legal Status Of 530,000 Migrants, Deportations NOW w- Alex Stein | Timcast IRL

00:00:20.000 Donald Trump's my favorite president.

00:00:21.000 He's very considerate.

00:00:23.000 He knows that Fridays are kind of hard news days because everybody's just checked out for the weekend.

00:00:29.000 So being such a good guy that he is, at 7.19 p.m., literally just within the hour before we're like...

00:00:36.000 Right around the time we started doing pre-production for the show, the news broke that he's revoked the legal status of half a million different migrants, Cubans, Haitians, Nicaraguans, and Venezuelans.

00:00:45.000 And I know he did it because he was thinking about us.

00:00:47.000 He said, Tim, we're going to make sure you've got a breaking news story for your show.

00:00:51.000 And thank you, Mr. President.

00:00:52.000 I'm kidding, by the way, but he really did this.

00:00:54.000 And the news just broke right now.

00:00:56.000 All of these individuals who were told by the Biden administration, come on down, fly in if you've got a sponsor, find themselves facing their status being revoked.

00:01:06.000 Now, reportedly, this is not individuals who came here illegally and then got temporary status.

00:01:10.000 These are people who a program was created where if you had a sponsor, you could come because Biden basically said surge the border.

00:01:15.000 So they flew here with temporary status and now Trump be taking it away.

00:01:21.000 He's also gutted the entire civil rights department at the DHS and he's shutting down another immigration department.

00:01:28.000 He's just basically shutting everything down at lightning speed and we're here for it.

00:01:34.000 So we'll talk about that.

00:01:35.000 Plus, Trump says that those that are caught committing acts of domestic terror against Tesla, he's going to send you to El Salvador.

00:01:43.000 Okay, so I've got to be honest.

00:01:46.000 If you're an American citizen, you go to jail.

00:01:49.000 I don't want Trump to send them to El Salvador.

00:01:51.000 But again, welcome to a wartime presidency, my friend.

00:01:54.000 So we're going to talk about this.

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00:03:35.000 And I believe this should be the 20th Amendment because chickens are based.

00:03:39.000 And Alex was just telling me how if everybody in the country owned three chickens, they would consume our biodegradable waste and we would have a clean environment.

00:03:45.000 That's true.

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00:03:46.000 That's what they said.

00:03:48.000 Because the chickens fertilize it. 0.99

00:03:49.000 But this is why they won't let us do it, because the egg industry would go bye-bye, and the egg industrial complex...

00:03:54.000 Big egg, I knew it!

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00:04:28.000 Alex is here.

00:04:29.000 We're going to get weird.

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00:04:30.000 It's Friday.

00:04:32.000 You know, there's a lot to talk about.

00:04:33.000 I don't know why we're not talking about Pearl and Matt Walsh fighting, but I guess there's more important stuff.

00:04:37.000 They're fighting?

00:04:38.000 Are you kidding me?

00:04:39.000 She went after Alyssa Walsh, and then Matt quote-tweeted her.

00:04:42.000 And so, yeah, I mean, my whole world revolves around Pearl and Matt.

00:04:44.000 That breaks my heart.

00:04:45.000 I know.

00:04:47.000 Pearl and Matt fighting.

00:04:48.000 I know!

00:04:49.000 I can't believe it!

00:04:50.000 I'd not be able to sleep!

00:04:51.000 I cannot sleep!

00:04:51.000 I was coming here.

00:04:52.000 I was like, oh my gosh, I'm going on Tim's show, but I can't.

00:04:54.000 I'm just worried about what Matt is thinking, about Pearl attacking him.

00:04:57.000 So, yeah, I think that's what we should talk about, but I know you want to talk about something more serious.

00:05:02.000 Sarah's here as well.

00:05:03.000 Who are you?

00:05:03.000 Yep, yep.

00:05:04.000 Sarah Gonzalez.

00:05:04.000 What do you do?

00:05:05.000 I am a colleague of Alex's, who remarkably is still with Blaze.

00:05:11.000 So, who knows when his final day will be, but it's not yet.

00:05:14.000 Never. I love the Blaze.

00:05:15.000 Please keep me employed there.

00:05:16.000 I'm very thankful for my employment there.

00:05:19.000 And I love that company, and she is my co-worker.

00:05:21.000 And it's an honor to be here, Tim.

00:05:23.000 Brett's hanging out.

00:05:24.000 Guys. I think...

00:05:24.000 Go ahead.

00:05:25.000 Oh, yes, guys.

00:05:26.000 Normally, we are live 3 to 5 p.m. on PCC.

00:05:29.000 My name is Brett.

00:05:30.000 I, too, would rather talk about conservative e-drama, but apparently there is news to get into tonight.

00:05:35.000 It's Friday.

00:05:35.000 You never know.

00:05:36.000 I'm Phil Labonte, the lead singer of the heavy metal band All That Remains.

00:05:38.000 I'm an anti-communist.

00:05:40.000 Let's talk about drama.

00:05:42.000 We'll get into the drama.

00:05:44.000 But we'll start with this from Reuters.

00:05:46.000 Trump revokes legal status for 530,000 Cubans, Haitians, Nicaraguans, and Venezuelans.

00:05:52.000 This is technically political drama.

00:05:53.000 Yes, it is.

00:05:54.000 It's very dramatic.

00:05:56.000 It's actually crazy.

00:05:57.000 This move, effective April 24th, will cut the two-year parole granted to migrants under former President Joe Biden that allowed them to enter the country by air if they had U.S. sponsors.

00:06:07.000 A Republican?

00:06:08.000 Can I just...

00:06:09.000 What? Why did Reuters...

00:06:13.000 He's a what?

00:06:16.000 Why did they put that in there?

00:06:18.000 Dude, they always do stuff like that. 0.71

00:06:19.000 You know why.

00:06:20.000 You know exactly why they did it.

00:06:22.000 Who in the...

00:06:23.000 Do they think there's some 16-year-old who has no idea what a Republican is who's reading this?

00:06:26.000 Probably. I guess.

00:06:27.000 Anyway, it says he's ramping up immigration enforcement of taking office, pushing to deport, blah, blah, blah.

00:06:34.000 Okay, we get it.

00:06:36.000 Donald Trump is basically going to deport everybody.

00:06:40.000 Yeah. But Tim, he's not doing this for us.

00:06:42.000 You know who he's doing this for?

00:06:43.000 He's doing this for all those stray dogs and cats that are not going to get eaten anymore.

00:06:46.000 So now all those dogs and cats are safe.

00:06:49.000 And I'm sorry, you know, I don't think Haitians actually eat animals like that, but I would not take my cat or dog to a Haitian veterinarian because they might. 1.00

00:06:58.000 So, you know, I honestly do feel better for...

00:07:00.000 That's bigoted.

00:07:01.000 No, it's not.

00:07:02.000 That's mean.

00:07:02.000 You would take your cat to a Haitian veterinarian?

00:07:05.000 I'd talk to him first, but sure.

00:07:08.000 Oh, they went to vet school in Haiti?

00:07:09.000 No, thank you.

00:07:11.000 Let me see your accreditation.

00:07:13.000 Yeah, I mean, it's going to be written in crayon if it's from Haiti.

00:07:16.000 I mean, I'm just imagining there's like some Asian blood.

00:07:19.000 Bro, listen, listen, listen to me.

00:07:20.000 It's 1973.

00:07:22.000 A young child in Haiti just dreams of being a vet.

00:07:25.000 He saves up a bunch of money.

00:07:27.000 Legally comes to the United States.

00:07:28.000 He's been here for 20 years, and he's got this amazing practice just outside of D.C., and he loves animals, and he's watching the show right now, and a single tear is coming from his eye as you say those words about him.

00:07:37.000 Well, because Haitians do voodoo, and they lose cats, so I'm sorry. 1.00

00:07:41.000 I love Haitians.

00:07:42.000 You know, they're great athletes.

00:07:43.000 What about the Cubans, though?

00:07:44.000 He's revoking also Cubans. 0.99

00:07:46.000 Good. I mean, let them go, too.

00:07:49.000 Except for the big-booty Latinas. 1.00

00:07:50.000 They get to stay. 0.63

00:07:51.000 That's one thing, Tim.

00:07:52.000 You know, I see you on this every night. 0.99

00:07:54.000 Oh, let's kick the immigrants out. 1.00

00:07:55.000 Let's kick the... 1.00

00:07:55.000 And I see Phil, too. 1.00

00:07:56.000 Phil's a blame, too. 1.00

00:07:57.000 Oh, let's get rid of the illegal immigrants. 1.00

00:07:59.000 What has a big-booty Latina ever done to somebody? 1.00

00:08:02.000 Literally, go find... 0.98

00:08:03.000 Came here illegally. 1.00

00:08:04.000 So what?

00:08:05.000 To have a better life, and I'm going to give it to her, or somebody else is going to give it to her.

00:08:09.000 And what better punishment to an illegal immigrant than taking their beautiful, most luscious... 1.00

00:08:16.000 Alex. Alex.

00:08:22.000 These big...

00:08:23.000 He's saying it! 0.99

00:08:26.000 Big booty Latinas. 1.00

00:08:27.000 Okay, Alex, please. 0.94

00:08:29.000 It's not a crime to say big booty Latina. 1.00

00:08:30.000 They are taking away Instagram jobs from American big booty Americans. 0.97

00:08:34.000 No, no they're not.

00:08:35.000 Look, there are American Latinas.

00:08:37.000 Big booty American Latinas. 1.00

00:08:39.000 Yes, absolutely.

00:08:40.000 Thank you.

00:08:40.000 Ask me how I know.

00:08:41.000 Listen, they're more authentic.

00:08:43.000 How do you know?

00:08:44.000 Because I am one.

00:08:45.000 There you go.

00:08:45.000 Who knows?

00:08:46.000 But I'm just saying, I don't like this all or nothing immigration plan.

00:08:51.000 I feel like...

00:08:52.000 Listen, if they've been here and they're my housekeeper, Tim, you want to deport my housekeeper?

00:08:55.000 Send them back.

00:08:57.000 Send them back.

00:08:58.000 There's no way I could make my housekeeper work for $5 an hour if she wasn't an illegal immigrant. 1.00

00:09:03.000 So why would I want to kick them out?

00:09:06.000 I'm not worried about it.

00:09:06.000 It's a woman.

00:09:07.000 She's not part of the Trinidad.

00:09:08.000 You need one person to do that, to do your housekeeping.

00:09:11.000 No, I have to have two.

00:09:12.000 I have a bunch of cats. 0.51

00:09:13.000 No, I need a bunch of illegal immigrants. 1.00

00:09:14.000 That actually is probably true.

00:09:15.000 Wait, so you won't take them to a Haitian vet, but...

00:09:19.000 As long as they're your housekeeper, it's okay.

00:09:21.000 If they're Hispanic, yes, because they're skilled in art. 0.79

00:09:25.000 Not the Haitians, okay. 1.00

00:09:26.000 It's like an art form to them.

00:09:27.000 They can make bad things smell great.

00:09:30.000 Like Fabuloso?

00:09:31.000 Have you ever used Fabuloso?

00:09:33.000 Send them back.

00:09:34.000 Even toxic as hell. 0.98

00:09:35.000 They gotta go.

00:09:36.000 That's what's so good about it.

00:09:37.000 It's purple.

00:09:38.000 It doesn't look of this world.

00:09:40.000 It looks alien.

00:09:41.000 I'm generally pleased.

00:09:42.000 Not illegal alien.

00:09:43.000 Regular alien.

00:09:44.000 I'm generally pleased with the Trump administration, but I am actually disappointed with the speed and intensity of the deportation.

00:09:51.000 They need to ramp it up because there are 15 million illegal aliens.

00:09:58.000 These are not illegal.

00:09:59.000 Pardon me?

00:10:00.000 They will be.

00:10:01.000 They will be.

00:10:02.000 These are individuals who were told that...

00:10:05.000 So Biden launched a sponsorship program to give two-year legal status to anybody who came with a U.S. sponsor.

00:10:12.000 So they're technically legal.

00:10:15.000 Trump is going to take away that legal status and then they will be illegal.

00:10:18.000 See ya!

00:10:19.000 Wasn't there a huge, supposedly bipartisan immigration bill during the Biden administration that was supposedly having them saying that he was really, really tough on immigration, despite the fact that we know that most things that are bipartisan suck?

00:10:32.000 Yeah, they were lying, too.

00:10:34.000 Well, of course they were lying.

00:10:36.000 Yeah, it was going to fund all kinds of things that the Republicans were never going to get on board with.

00:10:41.000 It was all just a talking point so they could say, look, we had this bill and the Republicans said no, so it's all the Republicans' fault and blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:10:48.000 No, but again, they need to ramp up the deportations.

00:10:52.000 They need to get rid of the people that are here illegally. 1.00

00:10:56.000 That was the promise made by the Trump administration.

00:10:59.000 These people aren't illegal.

00:11:00.000 I understand that.

00:11:04.000 So the issue then is one administration says we're going to create a legal pathway.

00:11:09.000 It's easy.

00:11:10.000 And these people all come.

00:11:12.000 The next administration says we want deportations.

00:11:14.000 So you would agree that we should take away the legal status of those who did come legally?

00:11:19.000 So I don't...

00:11:21.000 If they've come legally, I wouldn't have a problem with them keeping their legal status.

00:11:25.000 But I'm also not going to get out and protest if he does take away the...

00:11:29.000 The challenge right now is Joe Biden made it substantially easier.

00:11:34.000 So they just basically just...

00:11:36.000 They could just fly here so long as someone here, a U.S. citizen sponsors them, or permanent resident.

00:11:41.000 That was a ridiculously easy way to come.

00:11:45.000 And now Trump is saying, no, we reject that.

00:11:46.000 Yeah, I don't have a problem with Trump saying we reject that.

00:11:49.000 I don't have any problem.

00:11:49.000 So he's revoking their asylum, basically.

00:11:51.000 It's not asylum.

00:11:54.000 According to the report...

00:11:56.000 You have a sponsor.

00:11:57.000 One of the biggest issues is people outstay their visa and then you see a lot of cases where it's like they've been here for 10 years and they haven't fulfilled the requirements to get legal status or apply for citizenship in full.

00:12:12.000 Wait, this doesn't make sense, Sarah.

00:12:13.000 If you watch the show 90 Day Fiance, I thought you could just marry an American, Sarah, and get green card status.

00:12:18.000 Am I wrong?

00:12:19.000 You are wrong.

00:12:20.000 It's a much longer process.

00:12:22.000 Riley Gaines had issues. 0.99

00:12:24.000 Candace Owens had issues. 1.00

00:12:25.000 Riley Gaines?

00:12:26.000 She married a British guy, too.

00:12:29.000 Didn't Candace Owens' husband just become a legal citizen today?

00:12:31.000 He did.

00:12:32.000 I saw that.

00:12:33.000 I saw that.

00:12:33.000 Yeah, I mean, the problem is when it's as easy as Joe Biden just being in office and making it so, declaring it policy to allow all of these people in, then it has to be as easy as Donald Trump coming in and saying, you know what, I'm going to undo the absurd thing that Joe Biden just...

00:12:49.000 It did, and by the way, did it on our dime.

00:12:51.000 Do you guys think we should get rid of birthright citizenship?

00:12:54.000 Yes. Yes.

00:12:55.000 I don't know.

00:12:56.000 I mean, if you're born here, right?

00:12:57.000 I mean, I know that they have all these Chinese guys come here and, like, send their wife here when they're, like, nine months pregnant so they can have that. 0.99

00:13:02.000 It's a whole industry.

00:13:03.000 I know.

00:13:03.000 It's a whole scam.

00:13:04.000 I know.

00:13:04.000 And, of course, so I don't like that.

00:13:06.000 But, I mean, I don't know.

00:13:07.000 That is written to the Constitution if you respect that, right?

00:13:10.000 No, it isn't.

00:13:10.000 No, it's not.

00:13:11.000 It depends.

00:13:12.000 What is birthright citizen?

00:13:14.000 Is it not an amendment of the Constitution?

00:13:16.000 So it's an amendment to the Constitution in the way that liberals will argue whatever they want whenever they want.

00:13:21.000 Well, I thought it was, I thought if you're born, I thought the rule was if you're born here, that you are wrong.

00:13:27.000 Wrong. The purpose of the 14th Amendment, if you actually go and, you are, if you actually go, go ahead, go ahead.

00:13:33.000 If you go and read what they were talking about after the Civil War, the 14th Amendment says a bunch of things.

00:13:39.000 But one of the things is if all people born here are naturalized citizens.

00:13:42.000 It meant in the past.

00:13:43.000 It didn't mean forever.

00:13:44.000 The point was they were saying in the 14th Amendment.

00:13:48.000 There's 13th and 14th.

00:13:49.000 No more slavery unless you're convicted of a crime.

00:13:51.000 Fourth of the Amendment.

00:13:52.000 Everybody who's here and was born here, you're citizens, okay?

00:13:55.000 We're done with this.

00:13:56.000 And then, like, 20 years later, some guy was like, so this means if you're born here now, you're a citizen?

00:14:00.000 And they were like, sure.

00:14:02.000 And that's the way it's been.

00:14:03.000 Even though the senator who made it said, obviously, this does not mean the children of foreign nationals, diplomats or otherwise.

00:14:09.000 It meant the slaves who were born here are citizens of this country.

00:14:13.000 And it excluded Native Americans, too, because they're citizens of their tribal nation.

00:14:18.000 But now, some, it was like in the late 1896 or something, they were like, eh, I think this means that anybody born here ever is a citizen.

00:14:28.000 And they were like, whatever.

00:14:29.000 Because as with most things, the left takes a piece of something and bastardizes the meaning of it and the context and tries to use it to their advantage.

00:14:39.000 That's a really important point.

00:14:40.000 The whole point of the birthright citizenship had nothing to do with making sure that pregnant women that could get across the border and have the baby had a way to remain in the United States.

00:14:54.000 That's not the point.

00:14:55.000 Let's just address the function.

00:14:57.000 Of what these laws is based on liberal interpretation.

00:15:02.000 A woman from China who is seven or eight months pregnant gets a three-month tourist visa to the United States and flies here.

00:15:09.000 She gives birth to the child who was born in the United States and is an American citizen, so they claim.

00:15:15.000 They then fly back to mainland China where this kid is raised in the Communist Chinese Party as a devout worshiper of the Communist... 0.85

00:15:24.000 And he wiggles his little red book in the air as he runs around playing Communist Manifesto.

00:15:29.000 At the age of 25, he moves back to the United States, where he is a U.S. citizen, and he spends the next 15 years working in various industries, and then he runs for president.

00:15:41.000 And now, I don't even think it needs to be 15 years.

00:15:43.000 He runs for president, and everyone's...

00:15:45.000 Who, in their right mind, which founding father would tell you that was the function of government?

00:15:52.000 They'd be like, no, that's clearly a foreign national.

00:15:54.000 Just because he was here for one day to make him a citizen, now he can be president?

00:15:59.000 And then as soon as he wins, he goes, I'm allegiant to the Communist Party of China.

00:16:03.000 Your country is now subservient.

00:16:03.000 Thank you.

00:16:04.000 Bye. I don't know.

00:16:05.000 I always like the story of when like a woman has an early pregnancy on a plane and they're like, oh, the baby's French too, you know?

00:16:11.000 And it's just like a cool thing that you have two citizenships.

00:16:14.000 But I don't like if it's like some politician has an allegiance to China or Israel or Saudi Arabia or whatever.

00:16:20.000 You know, I don't like that.

00:16:21.000 But if you're born here, even if your parents did something illegal, it's like abortion.

00:16:25.000 It's not the kid's choice.

00:16:27.000 But it's not even illegal.

00:16:29.000 It's a foreign national who's coming here for the purpose of having a baby so that that baby can have citizenship.

00:16:35.000 It's a complete abuse of the system.

00:16:36.000 Well, listen, there's loopholes to everything.

00:16:38.000 They figured out a loophole?

00:16:40.000 Well, you've heard the old Greek proverb, right?

00:16:40.000 I don't know.

00:16:43.000 A nation grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they will never sit beneath and then let foreign people come in and rip from that tree, chop it down and build cheap furniture with it. 1.00

00:16:53.000 Ikea furniture.

00:16:54.000 I think I saw that on Pinterest.

00:16:56.000 That's quite the one I heard.

00:16:57.000 Let's jump to this story from the New York Times.

00:16:59.000 Trump shuts down three watchdog agencies overseeing immigration crackdown.

00:17:03.000 I love this headline.

00:17:05.000 The move comes as the Trump administration ramps up its deportation campaign.

00:17:08.000 In some cases, removing people with little to no due process.

00:17:11.000 Notice the little to no?

00:17:13.000 I love it.

00:17:13.000 It's because they did get due process.

00:17:15.000 And they just don't like it personally.

00:17:17.000 I just want to stress, little to no is an opinion statement in New York Times.

00:17:20.000 Thanks for making an op-ed.

00:17:22.000 These people are incorrigible.

00:17:24.000 They're going to say that the cuts affect the civil rights branch of the DHS and two ombudsman offices, one overseeing immigration detention and another responsible for scrutinizing the administration's legal immigration policies.

00:17:33.000 According to five current and former government officials, more than 100 people at the civil rights office alone are losing their jobs.

00:17:39.000 Is anyone here sad about this?

00:17:41.000 No. Maybe, maybe, Phil, maybe that will help with the deportations.

00:17:45.000 I mean, look.

00:17:46.000 I mean, look, I think they're trying.

00:17:48.000 Right? Because to your point, I agree with you, there have not been enough deportations, and when you look at, you know, the daily average, when you calculate that out, it's not hardly making a dent in it.

00:17:57.000 However, if you look at the amount of people who are now trying to come here, have you seen the chart?

00:18:03.000 Almost not. 0.85

00:18:04.000 It's ridiculous.

00:18:04.000 It just, like, goes, crashes all the way down to almost nothing.

00:18:08.000 It's like 90%, I think, that they're down at the border.

00:18:11.000 Yeah. So that part, at least...

00:18:14.000 We've covered.

00:18:14.000 That's great.

00:18:15.000 It turns out all you have to do is tell people, don't freaking come.

00:18:18.000 Right? Don't come.

00:18:19.000 We don't want you here.

00:18:20.000 You're not going to have a gravy train when you get here. 1.00

00:18:23.000 You're not going to get free shit. 1.00

00:18:24.000 Please don't come. 1.00

00:18:25.000 We will arrest you and send you back.

00:18:27.000 Just that. 0.59

00:18:27.000 Do not come. 0.59

00:18:28.000 Mala said that once.

00:18:29.000 It didn't seem to do anything.

00:18:31.000 Yeah. Well, that's what she said.

00:18:32.000 Because they were letting him in.

00:18:33.000 Well, I mean, you just turned up.

00:18:35.000 Question, question, guys.

00:18:36.000 This is the civil rights office, right?

00:18:38.000 These are the people that are supposed to make sure that if we are detaining and deporting migrants, they're not being beaten and loaded on trains and smashed and crammed in solitary.

00:18:45.000 Isn't this a bad thing?

00:18:47.000 I mean, we want to deport them, but we can at least have people to make sure that...

00:18:50.000 People aren't being mistreated.

00:18:52.000 Well, I don't know, because you saw those Venezuelan Trinde Arruga almost took over that plane, Con Air style. 1.00

00:18:56.000 Did you hear about that?

00:18:57.000 What? Yeah, you didn't hear?

00:18:58.000 Oh my gosh, they had 200 Trinde Arruga gang members on the plane.

00:19:01.000 I love how you say that.

00:19:02.000 In the middle.

00:19:03.000 And they Con Air'd it?

00:19:04.000 They almost Con Air'd it. 0.74

00:19:05.000 You didn't, Tim, read the news!

00:19:07.000 Like, I come out here and Tim doesn't even know what the news is.

00:19:09.000 Are you sure that that was true, though?

00:19:10.000 That's 100% true, because I clarified it.

00:19:11.000 Where was Nicolas Cage?

00:19:13.000 We need to be there.

00:19:14.000 Trinde Arruga almost takes over a plane.

00:19:14.000 But no, but Google it.

00:19:16.000 Matt Gaetz, I believe, said it on O. They need to.

00:19:18.000 And we know.

00:19:19.000 There's no stories here.

00:19:21.000 Open the cargo bay doors.

00:19:23.000 You know, the major media is hiding it.

00:19:24.000 But I'm telling you, they almost con-air to jet.

00:19:27.000 Look up con-air to jet.

00:19:29.000 How many civil rights do illegal...

00:19:34.000 Aliens get.

00:19:34.000 If they came here in a pickup truck, in the back of a pickup truck, we send them out in the back of a pickup truck.

00:19:39.000 Also, is 100 lawyers in the Civil Rights Department the entirety of that department, or are there some still left on staff?

00:19:47.000 Sure, right.

00:19:48.000 That's a fair question.

00:19:49.000 There's a Scottish groundskeeper who's complaining, and there...

00:19:53.000 I'm kidding.

00:19:54.000 I mean...

00:19:55.000 It's so interesting because these probably are the same people who yelled at President Trump the first time he was in office about keeping kids in cages and all of these things.

00:20:05.000 Of course they are, yeah.

00:20:06.000 But when you look at what he was actually doing, of course, he's preventing trafficking from happening.

00:20:10.000 So I just don't know that I trust their judgment on this.

00:20:13.000 We are beyond the point of caring what the left says.

00:20:18.000 We have stopped caring.

00:20:20.000 I've figured it out.

00:20:21.000 Yeah. Okay?

00:20:22.000 Trump needs to send all the Trendy Aragua to Ukraine's front line. 1.00

00:20:26.000 Perfect! And no liberal or Democrat is going to say one word.

00:20:30.000 See, that is a solution to a problem.

00:20:32.000 We send their gangbangers to go fight on the front lines.

00:20:35.000 Like, everybody wins. 1.00

00:20:36.000 But see, the cartel wouldn't be stupid enough to do it. 0.99

00:20:38.000 The Democrats are like, we're kind of mad about this, but we'll take it. 1.00

00:20:41.000 Yeah. I think that's actually a solution to the – I mean, they're willing to fight.

00:20:46.000 They're willing to die for their own country.

00:20:47.000 And they would probably do it, like, for the money.

00:20:49.000 No, no, no.

00:20:50.000 The point is the Trendy Aragua.

00:20:51.000 Trendy Arago guys are just dropping the front line, and it's like, good luck. 1.00

00:20:54.000 We'd have to give them a gun or something to make it fair.

00:20:58.000 You've got to give them some weapons to go after Russia with. 0.96

00:21:01.000 Are you going to trust them?

00:21:02.000 I don't want them to get in front.

00:21:03.000 We gave Al-Qaeda—I mean, we created the Mujahideen. 1.00

00:21:06.000 We gave Osama bin Laden weapons, so I don't know why we wouldn't arm the cartel fighting in Ukraine.

00:21:10.000 We should take every single person in the Venezuelan—I'm sorry, in the Salvadoran prisons, send them to Ukraine. 1.00

00:21:15.000 But what we'll end up finding out is 20 years from now, the CIA will actually do this, and we'll just find out when files are declassified.

00:21:22.000 Or actually, right now, there's CIA and NSA guys.

00:21:26.000 Watching the show eating popcorn and they'll be like, that's a great idea!

00:21:29.000 They're like, we've been doing that.

00:21:32.000 Where do you think these people come from?

00:21:33.000 The movie will be out in five years.

00:21:35.000 Are you kidding me?

00:21:35.000 I do have a question.

00:21:39.000 Slava Aragua.

00:21:40.000 I can't.

00:21:41.000 Ben Affleck will direct it.

00:21:43.000 Absolutely. This business idea I have that I want to create a human catapult on the border and I want to see how much Americans would pay to press the button to just catapult someone across to the other side.

00:21:56.000 Do they get a bouncy house on the other side to land up?

00:21:59.000 Yeah, you can have a soft landing.

00:22:01.000 One of those balls things that... 0.91

00:22:02.000 I got a question.

00:22:05.000 Okay, we're talking about birthright citizenship.

00:22:07.000 Yes. My question is, there is a story right now about a 10-year-old girl who got brain cancer, but she's a U.S. citizen, but her parents are illegal.

00:22:15.000 They came here, had five kids.

00:22:17.000 Those kids are citizens.

00:22:18.000 Now the daughter, who's 10, is getting consistent treatment for brain swelling or for the brain surgery, but they've been deported, and the left is saying, oh, it's so evil, this American citizen was deported.

00:22:28.000 Tom Homan said in the past, they can be deported with their parents.

00:22:32.000 Oh, we can keep them.

00:22:33.000 Like, you want them to stay here as wards of the state?

00:22:35.000 I'm paraphrasing, but he basically said, we'll send him back with your parents.

00:22:38.000 So the parents came here illegally.

00:22:39.000 The kids can go back with them.

00:22:40.000 The kids can go back when they're old enough or whatever.

00:22:42.000 Do you think, as Trump is revoking the status of legal migrants, do you think, because I think this has been actually floated, kids who come and are, like this 10-year-old girl, would have her U.S. citizenship revoked because...

00:22:57.000 They will challenge.

00:22:58.000 Their parents were not citizens.

00:22:59.000 They came here to exploit the system.

00:23:00.000 So they'll remove citizenship.

00:23:02.000 Do you think they should do that?

00:23:03.000 I don't.

00:23:04.000 I don't know if you should revoke it for the ones who came here when it was law, but implement it so that anything following would go under new policy.

00:23:04.000 Yes, I do.

00:23:12.000 Right. So if you come here now and the same thing happens, then they are not a U.S. citizen.

00:23:17.000 But if they were already here and that was the law at the time, it's like when they talk about marijuana offenses.

00:23:22.000 When they talk about weed offenses, they're like, all of these people are in jail.

00:23:25.000 The policies have changed.

00:23:26.000 It's like, yes, that is true.

00:23:27.000 But the policy wasn't changed at the time.

00:23:30.000 I think we should let out those people, though.

00:23:32.000 I'm just saying that's an argument that a lot of people make. 0.99

00:23:34.000 They say, look, yes, it's stupid that we put him in jail for all that. 0.99

00:23:36.000 And I do agree with that. 0.98

00:23:37.000 But to a lot of people who are more strict or rigid about how you interpret the law, they say it was the law when they did it.

00:23:43.000 It implements further crime and problems.

00:23:45.000 So you have to act on the law as it was at the time, not how it's changed sensibly.

00:23:50.000 I don't have a problem with them staying as a ward of the state.

00:23:53.000 The children?

00:23:56.000 Citizens. They were born here.

00:23:57.000 They're citizens.

00:23:58.000 The kids get in treatment.

00:23:59.000 I have no problem with them staying as a ward of the state.

00:24:01.000 Send the parents back.

00:24:02.000 And then when the kid's 18 or whatever, like, you know, then the kid can go and do what they want.

00:24:08.000 Are you saying that the child doesn't have that option?

00:24:12.000 Or the parents are just taking the child back?

00:24:15.000 They deported the whole family.

00:24:15.000 No, no.

00:24:16.000 Okay. The American citizen child did not have the option to stay as a ward of the state.

00:24:21.000 I don't know if the child had an option, but it was deported with the parents.

00:24:23.000 Okay. So we have this map of all the places in the world that have, this is from the Library of Congress, countries with unconditional birthright citizenship.

00:24:31.000 Jeez. And you can see the New World, we call it, which is the Americas, almost entirely birthright citizenship.

00:24:37.000 But look at Europe.

00:24:38.000 Europe is age and residency of the child with parental status.

00:24:43.000 Combination of parental status and age and residency of the child.

00:24:45.000 Like Europe, you don't get...

00:24:48.000 Citizenship is by being born there.

00:24:50.000 And in the Eastern world, China, Japan, Korea, no, you do not get birthright. 0.63

00:24:55.000 You know citizenship with birth.

00:24:56.000 It's like when people talk about abortion in the U.S. and not realizing just how strict abortion laws are all over the world.

00:25:02.000 Yep. Oh, right.

00:25:04.000 So I ask about this because I do believe Trump is going to make that move.

00:25:08.000 You think he's going to get rid of it entirely?

00:25:10.000 He's already signed an executive order ending it, didn't he?

00:25:12.000 Yeah. Obviously, it'll get challenged. 0.91

00:25:15.000 And that's what he wants.

00:25:17.000 He wants to go to the Supreme Court so they can issue an answer on this.

00:25:20.000 I think that there is a strong probability that Trump challenges existing citizenship of kids, of illegal immigrant parents.

00:25:31.000 He's already actually made the argument that even if the parents are legally here, you shouldn't get it.

00:25:35.000 Because with no birthright citizenship, he's basically already challenged the children of legal residents. 0.93

00:25:40.000 What do you think?

00:25:41.000 Do you think that's the right move?

00:25:42.000 I don't know, man.

00:25:44.000 That's a very hard question to put in people because it puts a moral conundrum right at the front of the question.

00:25:49.000 And I don't know how to do my laundry at all.

00:25:52.000 I mean, I'm not even kidding.

00:25:53.000 I don't know how to clean.

00:25:54.000 I think it's a technical issue for me.

00:25:56.000 Yeah, for me.

00:25:57.000 So, the issue is it's not yes or no.

00:26:01.000 It is...

00:26:02.000 If there's a 30-year-old guy whose parents are illegal and he's from...

00:26:07.000 Idaho or whatever.

00:26:08.000 And he's like, yeah, my parents came here illegally.

00:26:10.000 I was born in Idaho.

00:26:11.000 I've lived here my whole life.

00:26:12.000 Okay, we're not going to deport that person.

00:26:13.000 That makes no sense.

00:26:14.000 But if there's a kid who's like at a certain age, like three, we might be like, we're going to annul the claim of birthright citizenship.

00:26:21.000 We're going to avoid that.

00:26:22.000 And we're going to deport your family.

00:26:23.000 The question is, do we reward people for committing crimes against us?

00:26:27.000 And so there's a statute of limitations, I suppose.

00:26:31.000 Like I said, a 30-year-old guy whose parents are elderly, sure, I guess, deport them.

00:26:36.000 But if you've got a family that comes here, I would say this.

00:26:40.000 Simply, if people come here and they have a kid, and it's been like a month or two, they're all deported, there's no citizenship. 0.94

00:26:48.000 If the kid is a certain age, after a certain age, maybe the cutoff is 18. Maybe if it's like, as of right now, anyone who is 18 or older...

00:26:59.000 Is past that point, but anyone younger, you're getting your...

00:27:02.000 Maybe 18 is too late, actually.

00:27:05.000 The issue is, can you legally survive on your own if your parents are not here?

00:27:09.000 Otherwise, we got nothing for you.

00:27:11.000 And the idea that we're going to deport a 10-year-old U.S. citizen because the parents are illegal and exploited our laws and broke the law to come here and take advantage of us, that kid's just going to come back and then file sponsorship for the parents and then we'll have changed migration.

00:27:27.000 Yeah, I just think that it's important to set the precedent for people to do things the right way.

00:27:32.000 So, I mean, I would be in favor of the parents making the decision if you would like for your child to remain here.

00:27:40.000 And this is the moral quandary that...

00:28:01.000 lot of Americans find themselves in when you get posed this question, right?

00:28:04.000 It's like we are the question is put upon us as American citizens.

00:28:08.000 How do you feel about this?

00:28:09.000 And then your morality is called into question when you want to implement some type of strict policy.

00:28:14.000 When you understand that strict policy isn't really supposed to be about emotion.

00:28:18.000 It's supposed I feel bad for these people.

00:28:25.000 I'm sure there are some really difficult situations, but who do you blame?

00:28:28.000 The people who brought these kids here in the first place?

00:28:34.000 Well, this is one thing, though.

00:28:39.000 On a serious note, you know when your parents die and they might have debt, they're going to call you and they're going to be like, you know, your parents owe debt.

00:28:45.000 And they're going to try to con you and say you're responsible for your parents' debt, but you're not.

00:28:49.000 You're not.

00:28:49.000 It doesn't even matter whether you have a good relationship with your parents or a bad relationship with your parents.

00:28:52.000 So I do think that there is a difference between a parent and a son.

00:28:57.000 And a parent doesn't, like, the parent does choose.

00:29:00.000 Where are you from, Alex?

00:29:02.000 Dallas, Texas.

00:29:03.000 Born and raised.

00:29:04.000 Yeah, I got a birth certificate.

00:29:05.000 Where? On you?

00:29:07.000 I got an email.

00:29:08.000 Maybe I gotta make a phone call to ICE right now.

00:29:11.000 I'm not getting deported.

00:29:12.000 I'm a pimp on a blimp.

00:29:13.000 I'm just saying, you know, this is not as cut and dry as we like to make it.

00:29:17.000 Well, I think the point is we're not making it cut and dry, and the fact that it isn't is why this ends up being an issue.

00:29:22.000 I'm done.

00:29:22.000 Deport everybody.

00:29:23.000 Nobody. Italians first. 1.00

00:29:27.000 No Americans. 1.00

00:29:28.000 None. It's just going to be gophers or whatever.

00:29:31.000 Chickens. Yeah, chickens.

00:29:33.000 If you're a nine, you're fine. 1.00

00:29:36.000 Nobody can have America now.

00:29:37.000 Nobody gets it.

00:29:38.000 You would deport Salma Hayek?

00:29:40.000 Everybody's got to go back to the country of their ancestral origin. 1.00

00:29:43.000 J-Lo?

00:29:44.000 Even J-Lo?

00:29:47.000 Calabasas, California.

00:29:49.000 If we think, if we contend that this is the greatest country in the entire world, we have to protect that.

00:29:54.000 Right? Like, we can't just...

00:29:56.000 And let's jump to this next story.

00:29:56.000 We do.

00:29:58.000 Speaking of protecting this country, Trump warns Tesla terrorists they face up to 20 years in prison that could be served in El Salvador.

00:30:06.000 Hilarious. Perhaps they could serve them in prisons in El Salvador, which have become so recently famous for such lovely conditions.

00:30:11.000 Okay, all right.

00:30:12.000 Hold on.

00:30:13.000 It is funny, but whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:30:15.000 Pump the brakes there.

00:30:16.000 I do not want to see American citizens, no matter what crime they're committing, sent to an El Salvador prison with bad conditions.

00:30:25.000 I don't know.

00:30:26.000 Everybody agree?

00:30:27.000 No, I disagree.

00:30:28.000 Because, listen, our private prison industry in America is very exploitative of criminals.

00:30:35.000 And you can even see two of the people that Biden pardoned were actually judges that took kickbacks to send kids to these youth jails.

00:30:41.000 So our private prison industry in America is absolutely horrendous.

00:30:45.000 So if that means sending these criminals to El Salvador instead of pumping up our private prison industry, I'm all for it. 0.77

00:30:51.000 And I'm not even saying that sarcastically because our private prison industry is...

00:30:55.000 Is there a law that says that we have to keep people imprisoned here in this country?

00:31:00.000 It may be cruel and unusual.

00:31:01.000 Yeah, I'd argue the Eighth Amendment.

00:31:03.000 And I think that probably cause crisis unusual.

00:31:06.000 Sure. Unusual.

00:31:08.000 It's probably unusual.

00:31:09.000 Not if he sends everyone there.

00:31:13.000 Everybody that goes to jail in the U.S., now you're going to El Salvador.

00:31:17.000 Then it's not unusual.

00:31:19.000 Cruel and normal punishment, then.

00:31:20.000 That's right.

00:31:21.000 Cruel and normal.

00:31:21.000 But, Tim, you know the future of punishment, right?

00:31:24.000 It's going to be through artificial intelligence.

00:31:25.000 Yeah, where they're going to put a neural link, and you're going to feel...

00:31:28.000 There's a movie.

00:31:28.000 Yeah, they'll be seeing it.

00:31:29.000 Well, I don't know if I've seen the movie.

00:31:30.000 They put an eyedrop with nanobots in your eye, and then your brain experiences how many years.

00:31:37.000 A hundred years, yeah.

00:31:37.000 Yeah, and so...

00:31:38.000 And it only takes seven minutes.

00:31:39.000 And then, like, the woman who... 0.98

00:31:41.000 A guy and a woman invented it, and the woman wants to use it for, like, going on ski trips.

00:31:45.000 And so you crack up with...

00:31:46.000 During sex? 0.94

00:31:47.000 No, no, no.

00:31:48.000 Okay. In the movie, the woman cracks it up and puts it in her eye, and then she's skiing on this mountain. 0.94

00:31:54.000 And then she wakes up like, whoa, I was just on vacation in Aspen.

00:31:57.000 The guy goes behind her back and sells it to prison companies so they can put prison terms in your eye and in 10 seconds you live 10 years in prison.

00:32:05.000 And then he tries to kill her because she tries to stop him and then she like squirts the whole thing in his face and then he experiences like a million years in prison and he goes insane.

00:32:13.000 I don't know if anybody here has taken a bunch of benzos and had a bad trip, but time dilation is something I would want nothing to do with.

00:32:21.000 Nothing at all.

00:32:21.000 What if you're in it now?

00:32:22.000 Alex, what if you're in jail right now?

00:32:24.000 Yeah, I might be.

00:32:25.000 No, I'm not in jail because I'm in a great place.

00:32:27.000 I'm in West Virginia.

00:32:29.000 We're in jail.

00:32:30.000 You guys are the prisoners.

00:32:32.000 I'm the warden right now.

00:32:33.000 You get your eye drops and sentenced to 10 years of Alex talking about all of this.

00:32:37.000 Just 10 years of him telling you why Big Booty Latina should remain in the United States. 1.00

00:32:43.000 It's the exact same thing as your normal life, but Alex is standing next to you all the time.

00:32:47.000 Always. Heckling you.

00:32:50.000 Tapping you on the shoulder.

00:32:51.000 You go to the bathroom and Alex is there.

00:32:54.000 Just always bugging them.

00:32:56.000 No, but that is the future of crime and punishment, I think, is going to be like AI.

00:33:00.000 So I'm ready for it.

00:33:02.000 I agree.

00:33:03.000 Like Neuralink, when they go read-write.

00:33:05.000 So right now Neuralink can...

00:33:07.000 Make it if you have an artificial...

00:33:09.000 It can write a little bit.

00:33:11.000 This means that...

00:33:12.000 Oh, no, I'm sorry.

00:33:13.000 It can't write.

00:33:14.000 So this allows...

00:33:14.000 It can only read.

00:33:16.000 It can write a little bit.

00:33:16.000 Actually, no, no.

00:33:17.000 What that means is they have a lot of brain scan technology with Neuralink.

00:33:21.000 So they can take data from your brain, and that allows your brain to control computer mouses.

00:33:25.000 The right capability is when they're getting towards fixing severed nerves, where they can put the two little computers at the base of the spine where the brake is and then connect it, and signals can jump, and then people can relearn how to walk.

00:33:39.000 They're not quite there yet.

00:33:40.000 But once they get to the point where they can write thoughts to your brain...

00:33:43.000 So right now we know how to download data from the brain.

00:33:46.000 Once we get to the point where we can input it, it's over.

00:33:50.000 What can we download from our brain, Tim?

00:33:52.000 Like, I mean, what comes back on the machine when we download somebody's brain?

00:33:56.000 So there's quite a bit.

00:33:58.000 So they've been able to do rudimentary images.

00:34:00.000 Really? Yeah, they've wired people into these devices and had them watch movies.

00:34:04.000 And then in one room, they see an image on a screen.

00:34:08.000 And it's like, they time both.

00:34:12.000 And you can see when a person's face is on the screen, when you look at the screen, you see the silhouette of a man with light features.

00:34:18.000 Wow. But once with AI, once we get enough of this data, we will perfectly decode what people are seeing or thinking about in their brains.

00:34:26.000 That's going to be freaky.

00:34:28.000 And then once everyone's got the Neuralink implanted, first, don't worry.

00:34:33.000 This one's good news for the conservatives.

00:34:35.000 Every single liberal is going to wire themselves in to go live in fantasy furry land or whatever.

00:34:40.000 Yeah. But every conservative would too.

00:34:43.000 They'd make themselves...

00:34:44.000 No, they wouldn't.

00:34:44.000 No. A lot would because you'd be the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys or like, you know, you get to be Tim Pool.

00:34:49.000 No, I'll tell you this.

00:34:50.000 They go back to the Reagan era to hang out.

00:34:51.000 Nope. No, they wouldn't.

00:34:53.000 So most conservatives who use it, if they would, and it's a very small amount, would use it periodically as like a recreation thing, but maybe only a little bit.

00:35:02.000 Most of them...

00:35:03.000 Because of their faith would stay away from it.

00:35:06.000 I bet you it becomes addictive as hell and a lot of them fall into a trap. 0.98

00:35:10.000 The jerk master 9000 is going to have its hold on people.

00:35:14.000 More so than that, I think that it's going to be something that once your body starts breaking down, when it hurts to move all the time, when you can't walk, then people are going to opt into that. 0.97

00:35:25.000 They'll be like, well, my brain is still good.

00:35:26.000 I can still think.

00:35:27.000 Every liberal is going to do it instantly.

00:35:29.000 Would you do that?

00:35:30.000 Would you upload your brain if you could live forever? 0.99

00:35:32.000 I don't believe you can upload your brain.

00:35:33.000 But would you if they have that technology in the next 20 years?

00:35:36.000 No. Just like, what's that show?

00:35:39.000 Not Family Guy, but Futurama.

00:35:42.000 Like in Futurama, all the celebrities are still alive in their heads.

00:35:45.000 There was a show called Dollhouse from Joss Whedon where you could upload the consciousness of an entire human being into a blank slate human being so that you could have your entire consciousness uploaded to a drive and then the super rich would then have their entire personality uploaded into just a person that was just literally sent there from prison to live out sentences by being a blank.

00:36:05.000 Slate for rich people.

00:36:06.000 There's a meme where it's a guy smiling, looking up, and it says, me looking up from hell as a robot that I thought I downloaded my consciousness into pretends to be me and lives my life.

00:36:16.000 That is pretty scary.

00:36:18.000 Looking up from hell.

00:36:19.000 I don't imagine that there's the ability to upload your consciousness.

00:36:23.000 I don't care what anyone says.

00:36:25.000 I don't think that... 0.95

00:36:27.000 I think that your brain... 0.99

00:36:29.000 Is you.

00:36:30.000 Your soul, you think?

00:36:33.000 I'm not sure that there's a soul.

00:36:34.000 I'm an agnostic.

00:36:35.000 But whatever is our consciousness is irrevocably connected to the actual brain.

00:36:42.000 Okay, however, what if they discover the soul?

00:36:46.000 And then they figured out a way to rip it out of someone's body.

00:36:48.000 Listen, I'm agnostic, so I could be proven wrong.

00:36:50.000 I'm not saying that I know.

00:36:51.000 Look, look, look.

00:36:52.000 Humans, 100 years ago, didn't, you know, 120 years ago, didn't realize there was an electromagnetic spectrum.

00:36:57.000 And then some dude was like, yo, take this out.

00:36:59.000 Like, zap, zap, zap.

00:37:00.000 And now we're like, look at all these things.

00:37:02.000 The light is a part of it.

00:37:03.000 What if they discover a way to actually see a human soul?

00:37:08.000 And then they start experimenting with manipulating the soul, which would be crazy because it's like human soul experiments.

00:37:14.000 Super illegal.

00:37:14.000 I mean, that'd be...

00:37:15.000 People would go nuts over that.

00:37:16.000 And then they start taking souls out of people's bodies and putting them in dogs.

00:37:20.000 I do believe we have souls.

00:37:22.000 It sounds scary, but I do think we have souls.

00:37:24.000 I don't know.

00:37:26.000 I get how you can be agnostic.

00:37:28.000 I'm not even trying to debate you on that, but I do think there's something special about each human being.

00:37:32.000 I mean, whatever that is.

00:37:34.000 Bro, I'm just saying, liberals, the moment...

00:37:36.000 So first of all, they already eat bugs and they love it.

00:37:39.000 You've got the...

00:37:40.000 Carmine color, the cockineal mites, and a cheddar protein, and they're all for it.

00:37:45.000 They're like, ooh, environment, yay, and they're cheering.

00:37:47.000 All they need now is the pods, and they will take it.

00:37:50.000 And I want to give it to them.

00:37:52.000 You want them to plug into the machine?

00:37:55.000 What do you think this country would look like if every liberal right now was offered?

00:38:00.000 Okay, listen.

00:38:02.000 You go to the worst liberal imaginable and you say, this device, you put the headset on, it goes in the back of your head, non-invasive, and it can broadcast to your mind.

00:38:11.000 You lay back in your chair and you are Valsadhar, the great knight of the kingdom of Robor.

00:38:17.000 And you're riding a dragon and you can throw fireballs.

00:38:21.000 They're going to be like, I'm in.

00:38:22.000 I just watched that movie.

00:38:28.000 Amazing. What is it?

00:38:30.000 Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind where you can delete a memory in your brain?

00:38:33.000 Do you think that this is the type of thing...

00:38:35.000 Look, right now, the liberals, they hate Elon Musk, but Elon Musk loves transhumanism.

00:38:41.000 And if he's the one who ends up perfecting it, then they have to draw swastikas on all of the Neuralinks and they're not allowed to use it. 0.88

00:38:48.000 They'll take it in two seconds.

00:38:49.000 They won't take the Tesla, but they'll take the transhumanism.

00:38:49.000 You think so?

00:38:52.000 A lot of them do have Teslas still, you know?

00:38:54.000 But every single one of these people is like...

00:38:57.000 They're going to plug their brains in and they're going to just live in their fantasy worlds.

00:39:03.000 Conservatives will do it a little bit.

00:39:05.000 Some people on the right who claim to be conservative will dive right in and disappear.

00:39:09.000 Most conservatives will probably only do it a little, not much at all.

00:39:13.000 And then the truly devout, faithful, like Catholic or Christian won't go anywhere near it. 0.62

00:39:19.000 Yeah, but do you think that would be better for society?

00:39:21.000 What do you think it would look like?

00:39:22.000 Well, I think, honestly, and once again, I didn't know I'd be debating with you all night, but I do think that we kind of need libtarded people, too, to make the world, like, a better place. 1.00

00:39:29.000 Like, we can't all...

00:39:30.000 We don't need to all agree on everything, right?

00:39:32.000 Wouldn't that be terrible if we all just had the same opinion?

00:39:34.000 What do you think these people burning Teslas would be doing right now if they could go into the pond?

00:39:37.000 Well, you know what?

00:39:38.000 Honestly, all those cars have insurance.

00:39:40.000 Those are leftists.

00:39:40.000 Those are liberals, though.

00:39:41.000 Once again, though...

00:39:42.000 No? You consider them to be regular liberals.

00:39:42.000 No, they're not.

00:39:44.000 The guy who torched the Tesla Chargers is a nothing.

00:39:47.000 He wrote "Long live Ukraine." He doesn't know what he's protesting for.

00:39:51.000 He's just a lunatic. 1.00

00:39:52.000 So it's the Borg. 1.00

00:39:53.000 I don't know.

00:39:54.000 It's just random.

00:39:55.000 Look, the average default liberal is like I don't want to say the Borg.

00:40:04.000 You're referencing Bill Burr being the new idea of a liberal with radical views, right?

00:40:08.000 Bill Burr doesn't have radical views.

00:40:10.000 Bill Burr is a coward who's terrified of the left because he witnessed a man who has a comparable net worth to him being murdered, and he thought to himself, that could be me next. 0.74

00:40:20.000 I better join their side. 0.99

00:40:21.000 You know the biggest problem with Bill Burr is he's one of the most talented comedians in the world, but his wife is disgustingly ugly, and she's overweight. 1.00

00:40:27.000 Have you seen his wife? 0.98

00:40:29.000 No? She looks like a black Ford pickup truck, F-150, as a human being. 0.86

00:40:33.000 Okay, the point is...

00:40:35.000 And he's a millionaire.

00:40:36.000 Doesn't make sense.

00:40:37.000 All right.

00:40:37.000 Weird. I just...

00:40:39.000 We were talking about Trump sending everybody to El Salvador.

00:40:42.000 What if Trump...

00:40:43.000 Okay, fine.

00:40:44.000 Well, right.

00:40:44.000 What if Trump just put him into crystals?

00:40:46.000 Just into the crystals for 10,000 years.

00:40:48.000 What do you mean, into the crystals?

00:40:50.000 Because I actually like crystals, and I believe that they have spiritual aura that makes us feel better.

00:40:54.000 Do not know what into the crystals means.

00:40:55.000 Is that from Superman?

00:40:56.000 No, it's someone similar.

00:40:58.000 Someone made a meme about Trump sending the liberals to...

00:41:02.000 The idea is you freeze them inside of a crystal for 10,000 years.

00:41:07.000 Yeah, I don't like that idea either.

00:41:08.000 That seems rude.

00:41:09.000 I mean, I don't like liberals that much.

00:41:11.000 I don't need to freeze them.

00:41:12.000 Plus, who's going to think of the private prisons?

00:41:14.000 Yeah. Let me ask you.

00:41:16.000 If Neuralink goes full-service read-write, and you can attach it to your head, and then it can transport you to your own private universe, you're going to jail.

00:41:27.000 The judge says to you, you have the option to go into the Neuralink universe where you can live a life, a full life.

00:41:34.000 Or we could put you in a standard prison.

00:41:36.000 What do you think people would choose?

00:41:37.000 The full life.

00:41:39.000 And that's how they're going to convince people because in the Neuralink you get to live for a thousand years but on Earth you only live until you're 70. For all we know in base reality you live for 10 years and we are in the Neuralink universe right now and we live first.

00:41:52.000 Wait, how long?

00:41:54.000 You're saying they would be sentenced to a certain amount of time in the Neuralink?

00:41:57.000 Yeah, seven years.

00:41:58.000 So their body atrophies, their muscles completely seize up, they're no longer functional when they come out.

00:42:04.000 Well, theoretically, they could move your body around and have you intubated where your body could...

00:42:07.000 Or every night.

00:42:08.000 It's getting expensive.

00:42:09.000 No, no, no.

00:42:11.000 Every night in the Neuralink, they turn it off, you wake up in the real world, you get up, move around, eat food, and then plug back in, and it erases your memory from what happened.

00:42:21.000 Well, I don't think you should have the option.

00:42:23.000 At all, personally.

00:42:24.000 Like, you as the person who committed the crime, I don't think should have the option of...

00:42:28.000 Well, because you lose that option when you commit the crime.

00:42:31.000 You have either a judge or a jury decide that.

00:42:35.000 Okay, here's a non-controversial topic.

00:42:36.000 I think there should be an option.

00:42:38.000 Hitler, do we put him in the Neuralink, and how long would his punishment need to be in the Neuralink for it to be fair? 0.56

00:42:43.000 He doesn't go in the Neuralink.

00:42:44.000 He goes in one of those tubes that go underground.

00:42:46.000 Like, what was it?

00:42:47.000 Demolition Man?

00:42:48.000 That's such a good movie, Taco Bell.

00:42:50.000 It's nothing but Taco Bell forever.

00:42:52.000 Taco Bell's so good.

00:42:54.000 Would you get a knurling?

00:42:56.000 Would you have one installed?

00:42:57.000 Nah. If Tim could park his Tesla easier, Tim would do it.

00:43:01.000 Tim loves it.

00:43:01.000 What I'm actually concerned about with that is because I would never do that.

00:43:06.000 I've got no tattoos.

00:43:08.000 I've got no piercings.

00:43:09.000 I would never do that.

00:43:10.000 But the people who do...

00:43:12.000 Are you concerned that they would be, like, they're going to be light years ahead of us normies who don't have, you know, a brain chip implanted and don't have access to all these things?

00:43:20.000 Yeah, it would be like the vaccine and anti-vax.

00:43:22.000 But it would be so much more than that because you're talking about jobs and, you know, careers where people would be ahead of the people who don't have one.

00:43:30.000 I had an idea for a TV show, and I'll give you the really quick version.

00:43:35.000 It's the future.

00:43:36.000 Earth seems to be destroyed.

00:43:38.000 All the cities are in decay.

00:43:39.000 Most of the people are gone.

00:43:40.000 There's only one city left.

00:43:42.000 Most people in that city have no idea how the Earth collapsed.

00:43:44.000 When they find old newspapers or boot up old servers, it seems at some point the data just stopped.

00:43:49.000 The news started to stop slowly, and there's no news about any catastrophe.

00:43:53.000 The long story short of it is they eventually find out that the majority of the Earth population, Neuralinked Inn, And then started transmitting data among each other on a different network that they don't have access to because they're not neural linked.

00:44:08.000 And the reason why it looks like the historical record stops is because they're not using the internet anymore.

00:44:13.000 They're using the neural link.

00:44:14.000 So imagine if Benjamin Franklin was transported to today and said, someone get me a periodical so I can figure out what's going on in this country.

00:44:21.000 He probably didn't talk like that.

00:44:22.000 But people would be like, a periodical, just go on the internet.

00:44:25.000 He'd be like, the what?

00:44:26.000 You are right.

00:44:26.000 If we didn't have the internet, we would have no history.

00:44:28.000 We'd have, like, no knowledge.

00:44:29.000 I mean, I guess there's a few books and encyclopedias, but...

00:44:32.000 If humans migrate to a neural link information network, where in their minds they can pull up websites and information and it's no longer on the internet as we perceive it, to anybody who doesn't transfer into that system, it would look like history stops.

00:44:46.000 Yeah. Imagine all...

00:44:47.000 Like, look at encyclopedias.

00:44:49.000 Yeah. Do encyclopedias exist anymore?

00:44:50.000 Nope. So imagine if somebody was like...

00:44:53.000 Imagine a dude...

00:44:54.000 It's transported from the 40s.

00:44:55.000 And he's like, someone get me a collection of encyclopedias so I could learn the history of what happened.

00:44:59.000 They're like, they're gone.

00:45:00.000 They ended in 1989.

00:45:01.000 There's no more.

00:45:02.000 Well, they still have them.

00:45:04.000 They're just not, you know.

00:45:05.000 Like, if you go to the newest library, there's an encyclopedia from 2025, obviously, right?

00:45:10.000 I mean...

00:45:11.000 Do you know that?

00:45:11.000 Is there?

00:45:12.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

00:45:13.000 They had to make an encyclopedia every year.

00:45:14.000 We didn't stop making it.

00:45:15.000 I don't think they make the physical copies.

00:45:17.000 Britannica Encyclopedia Britannica?

00:45:19.000 I don't think.

00:45:20.000 They're obsolete.

00:45:21.000 They are obsolete, yes.

00:45:22.000 I agree with you on that.

00:45:23.000 I'm just saying they do exist.

00:45:24.000 But yeah, you still, even if you had the encyclopedia, you wouldn't be able to really get a grasp of what the hell is going on that well without the internet.

00:45:31.000 I mean, it is a really scary idea to me.

00:45:34.000 Because I would legitimately never get...

00:45:37.000 Any sort of chip implanted in me.

00:45:39.000 That's the next psychological operation.

00:45:41.000 So am I going to get left behind?

00:45:42.000 Well, yes.

00:45:43.000 It's like when people are saying, I'm not getting a smartphone.

00:45:45.000 I'm not moving on to the next form of technology.

00:45:47.000 Well, sure, but it's a little different because you're talking about...

00:45:50.000 Well, I'm just saying it's the same thing, right?

00:45:52.000 Where now, you're not allowed to not have a cell phone at most jobs.

00:45:55.000 Right. As of 2010...

00:45:58.000 Britannica announced they would not produce new print editions of the encyclopedia.

00:46:02.000 Wow, that's gnarly.

00:46:04.000 I'm telling you.

00:46:05.000 So if somebody from the 80s was transported to today, they'd be like, I'm missing four years of history.

00:46:11.000 Get me some encyclopedias.

00:46:12.000 And they'd be like, they stopped making those 20 years ago.

00:46:14.000 They'd be like, what?

00:46:15.000 How do they know what happened?

00:46:17.000 So imagine this.

00:46:18.000 Now imagine this.

00:46:19.000 Imagine a catastrophe happens on the earth.

00:46:23.000 A solar flare.

00:46:24.000 You want to really...

00:46:26.000 You mind?

00:46:26.000 Solar flare is supposed to come.

00:46:28.000 We had Ben Davidson, the space weather guy on.

00:46:30.000 And he said something big is going to hit.

00:46:32.000 And it's going to fry all of our electronics.

00:46:35.000 Humans are going to die like crazy.

00:46:36.000 And then imagine 50 years later, some guy is some elder sitting around a bunch of kids and they're like, so what happened to civilization?

00:46:44.000 We don't know.

00:46:45.000 At some point in the late 2000s, all of our history just stopped.

00:46:50.000 And we don't know why.

00:46:51.000 So we assume in 2010, a disaster happened.

00:46:54.000 When in reality, no, we just switched to the internet, but a solar flare wipes all our servers and destroys all our machines, and all data and history that we've logged since then is gone.

00:47:03.000 Well, I can argue that that's already happened with Tartaria and a lot of the library of Alexander, and so you don't even know what year it is really right now.

00:47:11.000 What if Tartaria is real?

00:47:12.000 And what happened was the solar flare hit, fried all of the servers.

00:47:16.000 It was a mud flood, but go ahead.

00:47:18.000 No, no, I'm saying the mud flood was caused by the solar flare.

00:47:21.000 The solar flare caused.

00:47:23.000 Polar ice caps to melt, and they became hot.

00:47:25.000 Let me get you there.

00:47:26.000 The poles shifted, and the earth tilted.

00:47:29.000 Yeah, that's happened.

00:47:30.000 Causing massive tsunamis, which created a massive flooding.

00:47:35.000 It's not a mud flood.

00:47:36.000 It was a natural flood.

00:47:38.000 Have you ever seen what happens when a flood rescinds?

00:47:41.000 Yeah, it's mud.

00:47:41.000 It leaves behind like a foot of mud.

00:47:43.000 Sediment, yeah.

00:47:44.000 And so the poles shift.

00:47:46.000 When the poles shift, the magnetosphere weakens, and then solar energy blasts the Earth, frying the electronics.

00:47:52.000 So all of our computers, everything we use to encode data is wiped out.

00:47:55.000 There's no more history anymore because we weren't making books.

00:47:57.000 All the great civilization is gone, and then everything's flipped around.

00:48:00.000 What if when the poles begin, this is what Ben Davidson said.

00:48:03.000 He said Antarctica and Greenland will be at the equator.

00:48:06.000 It's going to shift 90 degrees.

00:48:07.000 What if they start melting and they'll find a bunch of buildings?

00:48:11.000 Well, they do that because there's a city called Rockwall outside of Dallas where just a few years ago they're digging and they found a huge wall of rocks.

00:48:17.000 I don't know how old it is.

00:48:18.000 You look at Gobekli Tepe.

00:48:20.000 Jimmy Corsetti is a great guy.

00:48:21.000 He's been on Rogan's show.

00:48:22.000 And he talks about Gobekli Tepe, the oldest temple in the world.

00:48:26.000 It doesn't even line up.

00:48:27.000 It's like 12,000 years old.

00:48:28.000 It doesn't line up with a lot of stuff.

00:48:29.000 So, I don't know.

00:48:30.000 It would be easy to delete our history.

00:48:32.000 And, you know, our calendar's not even right, Tim.

00:48:35.000 So if you look at the calendar, really, 365 days would be divided by 13, and that would equal...

00:48:43.000 13, 28-day months?

00:48:45.000 Did you know that each moon cycle is 28 days and that a woman doesn't have 12 periods a year once a month? 0.99

00:48:51.000 She has 13 because it's every 28 days, which is the same cycle as the moon.

00:48:55.000 So the original calendar should have had 13 months.

00:48:57.000 Did you know that?

00:48:58.000 In 1851, the first Anglo-American settlers moved to the area, rock wall, and wells were dug.

00:49:02.000 During the digging, they found large underground rock walls.

00:49:04.000 Lies! Yeah, they found them. 0.85

00:49:06.000 They were initially believed to be man-made.

00:49:08.000 Later, a study of the wall-like features by geologists and archaeologists found them to be jointed.

00:49:12.000 Natural... False.

00:49:18.000 False. Let's jump to this story.

00:49:24.000 From the Daily Mail.

00:49:24.000 Look at this.

00:49:26.000 Scientists say they've discovered vast city underneath Egypt's Giza pyramids, but experts raise concerns.

00:49:31.000 So we heard this news, bro.

00:49:33.000 Take a look at this.

00:49:34.000 This is wild.

00:49:35.000 They're saying that they did scans, and underneath the pyramids are these big pillars, eight vertically aligned cylindrical structures arranged in two parallel rows from north to south.

00:49:45.000 And they say it appeared to be vertical shafts descend to a depth of more than 2,100 feet.

00:49:51.000 Look at this.

00:49:52.000 Crazy. Wow. 0.63

00:49:54.000 This is the Super Bowl for ancient aliens. 0.98

00:49:57.000 You know what I really love about ancient aliens?

00:49:59.000 How racist it is?

00:50:00.000 Because they're like...

00:50:02.000 When the Romans invented concrete that could set underwater and built these megaliths, there's no ancient aliens.

00:50:08.000 But then when it's like Mesoamerican pyramids...

00:50:10.000 How could they figure it out?

00:50:11.000 How could a primitive caveman have stacked stones?

00:50:16.000 There can only be one answer.

00:50:19.000 Aliens. Wait, so we're laughing?

00:50:23.000 It was aliens who built a pyramid. 0.62

00:50:25.000 You know what I love about, like, pyramids?

00:50:28.000 Is it like the conspiracy people...

00:50:31.000 Conspiracy's not the right word, because it's not like there's a conspiracy to cover it up, but they say, how come pyramids were built everywhere?

00:50:38.000 How come there's pyramids all around the world?

00:50:38.000 You know?

00:50:40.000 And it's like...

00:50:41.000 Perhaps stacking blocks was the easiest thing to do?

00:50:43.000 No, everybody knows it's from the Nephilim in the Book of Enoch that Jewish giants used to roam the earth and that the Smithsonian are hiding.

00:50:49.000 Did you say Jewish giants? 0.78

00:50:50.000 No, and we love Israel.

00:50:52.000 They're called the Nephilim, and they were giants from the Book of Enoch, and they were like...

00:50:58.000 20 feet high.

00:50:59.000 And David and Goliath, you've heard of that?

00:51:00.000 So they just pick up the...

00:51:01.000 We used to be all Goliaths.

00:51:03.000 There used to be 100 Goliaths.

00:51:04.000 They would just hang out and they'd pick up the stones. 0.96

00:51:05.000 And they would actually have sex with the normal-sized women, supposedly. 0.96

00:51:08.000 And that's how we are. 0.71

00:51:09.000 We are the offspring of the Nephilim.

00:51:11.000 That's how David came about?

00:51:12.000 Something like that.

00:51:13.000 I think Noah was tall.

00:51:14.000 Something like that.

00:51:16.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:51:17.000 I got a fact check.

00:51:18.000 We got a fact check here.

00:51:20.000 Goliath was 9 foot 9 inches, according to the book.

00:51:22.000 Still pretty tall.

00:51:23.000 Still pretty tall, so I don't know if he fact-checks me.

00:51:25.000 Plenty of the people coming into the NBA now are just about that height anyway.

00:51:28.000 No, they're not.

00:51:30.000 Nobody's been 9 feet tall.

00:51:31.000 That's really funny.

00:51:32.000 Something like that.

00:51:33.000 So in this story of David and Goliath, it's like, you know, David had a sling and he hit a rock and hit him in the head and killed him.

00:51:39.000 Slingshot. Bro, have you ever seen a 9-foot-tall person?

00:51:43.000 No. Like, you wouldn't, like, you could blow on them and they'll fall over.

00:51:46.000 Like, people who are that large.

00:51:47.000 They have a bad low center of gravity.

00:51:49.000 Yeah. And they're usually, it's hard for them to move and their muscles are strained.

00:51:53.000 And so they have a hard go of things.

00:51:55.000 Hearing about some, like, regular-sized guy who took down a 9-foot, 9-inch guy sounds kind of mean now.

00:52:00.000 Sweep the legs.

00:52:01.000 You assume that he's so big, he's so strong, and you're like, that poor guy was probably struggling to move. 0.99

00:52:05.000 He only had three smooth stones, damn, dude. 0.99

00:52:08.000 Imagine. Have you ever seen someone use a sling? 0.99

00:52:08.000 A giant. 0.99

00:52:11.000 Yes. You may as well have shot the guy in the head. 1.00

00:52:14.000 When you know how to use a sling. 1.00

00:52:15.000 Bro, there's videos where they swing.

00:52:17.000 Even if you had a sling and, like, John Jones walked in here, I don't think you could kill John Jones.

00:52:17.000 I don't know, dude.

00:52:22.000 Not that we'd ever want to hurt anybody.

00:52:23.000 Bro, have you ever seen slings in action? 1.00

00:52:26.000 No. You don't know what you're talking about.

00:52:28.000 Just whipping them around.

00:52:29.000 Bro, they're like, it sounds like a shotgun blast.

00:52:34.000 Okay, well, you know, I'm not a sling expert.

00:52:36.000 I'm an expert on most stuff, but I'm not.

00:52:38.000 I'm an expert on most stuff, but not slings. 1.00

00:52:40.000 I need to do a little more sling research.

00:52:42.000 Not quite a renaissance man yet.

00:52:44.000 Not quite, but I'm trying.

00:52:45.000 Wait until you find out about the sling industrial complex.

00:52:49.000 All propaganda.

00:52:51.000 Let's see if we can find a video of a guy who's actually good with a sling.

00:52:55.000 Let's see this.

00:52:56.000 That's a skill set that would thrive on YouTube now.

00:52:59.000 Of course it is.

00:53:00.000 But it is a good point that the 9-foot guy probably did have significant problems walking around.

00:53:07.000 You don't see people that are...

00:53:09.000 Exceedingly tall that can function properly, you know? 1.00

00:53:13.000 Phil, shut up! 0.99

00:53:15.000 Phil, tall people are scary, dude. 1.00

00:53:17.000 We're acting like tall people wouldn't be tough to beat up.

00:53:19.000 Nine foot?

00:53:20.000 Dude, have you ever seen like the freakishly tall people? 0.99

00:53:22.000 Yeah, I get nervous if like I'm tall and if like a seven foot guy, like an NBA size, if Shaquille O'Neal walked in here, he could kick my ass. 0.98

00:53:29.000 Shaquille O'Neal is not a nine foot guy. 0.99

00:53:31.000 He's like seven foot.

00:53:32.000 He's big, but he's athletic and dudes in the NBA are athletic and stuff.

00:53:38.000 You're also talking about athletes who are above the average amount of physical.

00:53:43.000 Prowess, whereas the average person is actually pretty disjointed and doesn't walk very well.

00:53:49.000 Well, we just, you guys are, I mean, I'm not going to sit here and let you say that the aliens or giants didn't build the pyramids, alright?

00:53:55.000 I'm not going to sit here and let that happen.

00:53:56.000 Not on my watch, not tonight.

00:53:58.000 Any other night, you guys can do that slanderous gossip stuff, but we know that it was aliens.

00:54:03.000 When I see proof of the aliens actually building the pyramids.

00:54:06.000 Area 51, dude?

00:54:08.000 There are no pyramids in Area 51!

00:54:11.000 They don't need to be, but are there?

00:54:13.000 I could be underground.

00:54:16.000 You can see Area 51 with Google maps.

00:54:19.000 Oh, and Google never lies.

00:54:21.000 Okay, Mr. Google, trust Google.

00:54:24.000 I can Google it.

00:54:25.000 I can Google a lot of stuff, all right?

00:54:27.000 I'm sure you can Google a lot of things.

00:54:29.000 I do Google a lot.

00:54:30.000 I saw data from Independence Day underneath with all the aliens.

00:54:34.000 There could definitely be pyramids down there.

00:54:37.000 Independence Day was a good movie.

00:54:38.000 It's one of the best movies of all time.

00:54:40.000 I don't know.

00:54:41.000 The idea that there are aliens, I kind of vibe with, but I think the aliens would be able to hide in the ocean or something.

00:54:47.000 They wouldn't have to be in outer space.

00:54:49.000 Also, the government needs to stop confirming them until I actually get to see a ship that has capabilities beyond human creation.

00:54:56.000 I don't want to hear about files and document dumps.

00:54:59.000 I don't care.

00:55:00.000 Only on a show with Alex Stein can we start by talking about Trump revoking the legal status of all of the Cubans and Nicaraguans and somehow get to aliens.

00:55:10.000 Ancient aliens.

00:55:11.000 Yeah, ancient aliens.

00:55:12.000 Not only do I have the video, it's Ben Shapiro reacting to it.

00:55:12.000 Okay, wait.

00:55:16.000 Oh, gosh, this will be good.

00:55:23.000 This is why when people say, oh my gosh, people throwing stones at soldiers, they're using slingshots at soldiers.

00:55:30.000 How could that do anything?

00:55:32.000 I mean, yeah, it could do a lot of damage.

00:55:35.000 Oh my gosh.

00:55:37.000 Ben, buckle up your pants there.

00:55:38.000 Just looking at that.

00:55:39.000 There's the momentum there.

00:55:40.000 Jimmy Corsetti's responded to the pyramid, ancient alien stuff.

00:55:44.000 He says, my thoughts on the Giza pyramids.

00:55:46.000 A third party should conduct an immediate secondary testing to compare scan results.

00:55:50.000 The most important aspect of the potential discovery is not necessarily the size and depth, but rather the fact that a potential subterranean extension of the pyramid could exist.

00:55:58.000 This would be exceptionally strong suggestive evidence that the pyramids are a lost technology of some kind, as many, including myself, have long believed.

00:56:05.000 However, it's entirely possible these scans have been massively misinterpreted.

00:56:09.000 He says, but it is a fact that it's premature to conclude anything, and that is exactly why everyone should be calling on an immediate further testing and excavation of the Giza Plateau.

00:56:18.000 Drill a hole straight down and let's see what we find.

00:56:20.000 Based on the interpretation of the scan, it does seem to be wildly exaggerated.

00:56:23.000 Wait, we're going to find out later that this is like some wireframe for a video game concept?

00:56:28.000 Oh, God.

00:56:29.000 I know I've been joking around a little bit, but do we really think that our ancestors were that primitive?

00:56:35.000 Don't you think our ancestors had to be very smart?

00:56:37.000 I think they were.

00:56:40.000 Humans today are no more smarter than humans at their first...

00:56:46.000 The first evolution of human or whatever you want to call it.

00:56:50.000 Unless you're faith-based, the first dawn of man. 0.90

00:56:52.000 We just know more things.

00:56:53.000 We've compiled more data and shared it more.

00:56:55.000 Even then you have less actual utilitarian knowledge because you're reading about it.

00:57:00.000 You're not actually using it in the real world.

00:57:02.000 There was a period in human history where a person could know everything humans knew.

00:57:07.000 Isn't that wild?

00:57:09.000 What do you mean?

00:57:10.000 You just have the amount of knowledge because nobody knew anything?

00:57:12.000 Nobody knew anything.

00:57:13.000 So one person was like, what do we know?

00:57:15.000 There's a rock.

00:57:16.000 It's all we know.

00:57:16.000 There's water.

00:57:17.000 Yeah, but I don't know anything now.

00:57:19.000 That's the point.

00:57:21.000 You just said you knew everything about everything.

00:57:23.000 In that sense, when it comes to debating, I'm the world's greatest debater, Charlie Curd, but that's something different.

00:57:23.000 I do.

00:57:28.000 What I'm saying is, there's some stand-up comic that talks about it.

00:57:32.000 If you went back in time and they gave you all this technology, a computer, help us recreate it.

00:57:36.000 I wouldn't have any idea.

00:57:37.000 Help us recreate a satellite.

00:57:39.000 I'd be like, I don't have any idea.

00:57:40.000 So I don't really know.

00:57:41.000 All the stuff I use, I have no idea how any of it works.

00:57:44.000 Well, I mean, that's generally, that's because of specialization.

00:57:47.000 You know, it's, you know, modern society is so specialized.

00:57:51.000 You can do one thing really, really, really well, but, you know, you don't know how to raise a, you know, calf to be a...

00:57:59.000 I mean, we've made technology so user-friendly now that, like, Gen Z is not using computers. 1.00

00:58:04.000 They're using phones.

00:58:05.000 They don't know how to set up a desktop.

00:58:07.000 This, the last, I guess, maybe not even 100 years, 70 years, Is when humanity stopped knowing where its water came from, at least in the developed world.

00:58:17.000 So if you go back, like, you know, we're looking at the Roman Empire, right?

00:58:22.000 We're talking about Rome falling.

00:58:24.000 Most people knew where the water came from.

00:58:25.000 Now, they had aqueducts.

00:58:27.000 And so not, there were a lot of people who were probably like, I don't know, the water's coming from somewhere.

00:58:30.000 But most people had a well.

00:58:32.000 They lived in an area where they had a water source, a stream or whatever.

00:58:35.000 You think anybody in LA knows where the water comes from?

00:58:37.000 No. You think anybody in New York knows where the water comes from?

00:58:39.000 We don't have any water in LA.

00:58:40.000 To be fair, Chicago knows where the water comes from because they go take dumps in it every day.

00:58:45.000 They literally go in the lake and they're like, I drink this?

00:58:47.000 The water is so disgusting in Chicago.

00:58:49.000 But if there was a collapse event, like if the poles really did shift and that weakened the magnetosphere enough, what Ben Davidson said was that for a few weeks...

00:58:58.000 The magnetosphere would be so weak, solar radiation would be blasting the earth like a massive flare, and it would fry all of our electronics.

00:59:06.000 I told them, I was like, bro, most people in this country have no idea where water comes from.

00:59:09.000 They don't even know where the food comes from.

00:59:10.000 It comes from the grocery store.

00:59:11.000 Yeah, but water's worse.

00:59:13.000 Yeah. You can eat dirt, you can eat leaves, you can figure something out, and without water, in days, you are done.

00:59:22.000 Like, your body can eat its own muscles, you know, you can survive for a month or whatever, but without water in a few days, it's not just that you die of dehydration, it's that your brain stops working after even, like, two days of no water.

00:59:34.000 You can live, like, three days without water or four days without water, but, like, after two, you're functionally, you're done.

00:59:40.000 You can't move, your body cramps up so much, you're doomed.

00:59:45.000 And society has become so comfortable that the average person isn't expected to know much about anything because there's a difference between knowing the answer to something and knowing how something works.

00:59:54.000 And that's just a product of having a phone in your pocket that has the answer to any question you want to ask.

00:59:58.000 But actually understanding what that answer means is something completely different.

01:00:02.000 And I think most people fall into that.

01:00:03.000 It's like you kind of actually now feel uncomfortable if somebody asks you a question and you don't know it because you're kind of expected to know everything because you can just look up the answer on your phone.

01:00:13.000 But if you go on chat, And you get the answer to something.

01:00:16.000 That doesn't mean you understand what it's about.

01:00:17.000 You just know what the right answer is if it was a test.

01:00:20.000 It's not the same thing as understanding it.

01:00:21.000 You know what would be really funny if like under the pyramids, it's just like the pyramids are all crappy and then there's these big tubes and there's stairs that go down and there's this massive subterranean highly advanced base with like computers and crazy tech.

01:00:32.000 And then it's just like, if you just looked, you'd have known the whole time.

01:00:36.000 Unless they did.

01:00:37.000 And they do know.

01:00:38.000 And they did know the whole time.

01:00:40.000 So maybe the Neuralink is under the pyramids, and that's how it'll end the final version.

01:00:44.000 Tim, they had to have electricity or something.

01:00:46.000 That's what they say.

01:00:47.000 They say there's wires in the pyramids.

01:00:50.000 Wires? There's like some sort of copper.

01:00:51.000 Well, they did have electricity back then.

01:00:53.000 They had something.

01:00:54.000 They would put clay pots.

01:00:56.000 There's energy in the earth.

01:00:57.000 Like, we could tap energy.

01:00:58.000 That's what they say Tesla.

01:00:59.000 Tesla definitely had a way to give us free energy. 0.99

01:01:01.000 They had clay pots, and they would do electroplating.

01:01:04.000 They would put, like, wires in.

01:01:06.000 Like, what would they do?

01:01:06.000 Like, vinegar or something?

01:01:08.000 Yeah. And did you ever see that they find, like, a computer that's 2,000 years old?

01:01:12.000 Type in 2,000-year-old computer.

01:01:13.000 Yeah, but that's a mechanical computer.

01:01:15.000 Still, though.

01:01:16.000 I mean, sorry it's not a Dell.

01:01:18.000 I mean, it's...

01:01:18.000 That's the, uh...

01:01:22.000 The Antikythera Mechanism.

01:01:24.000 There you go.

01:01:25.000 See? They had freaking computers, bro. 0.89

01:01:28.000 They did. 0.95

01:01:28.000 They were literally doing TikTok dances on that one. 0.95

01:01:31.000 It's an ancient Greek hand-powered orrery.

01:01:33.000 I'm not sure about that one.

01:01:34.000 Analog computer.

01:01:35.000 It would probably be closer to MySpace than TikTok.

01:01:38.000 That's great.

01:01:38.000 Write your own HTML.

01:01:40.000 You know, how sad would it be if, like, there was an advanced civilization that was destroyed and, like, the last survivors crash-landed on Earth and they were like...

01:01:49.000 There's only 50 of us.

01:01:50.000 We've got to make sure we preserve all our technology.

01:01:52.000 And after three generations, the kids were just banging pots and pans and like...

01:01:55.000 Banging bones on drums.

01:01:57.000 Totally lost.

01:01:58.000 That's kind of where we're at now.

01:02:00.000 I'm not even saying that to be blackpilled or something, but what is life?

01:02:05.000 Human beings now are just addicted to their phones.

01:02:08.000 Everybody's addicted to porn.

01:02:09.000 I'm not saying this is a negative thing.

01:02:11.000 The world's that bad of a place, but we've kind of devolved as human beings.

01:02:15.000 What are people motivated by?

01:02:16.000 Likes on fake platforms.

01:02:18.000 You look at how many people.

01:02:18.000 You do this.

01:02:19.000 Video games.

01:02:20.000 Think about how many hours people spend on video games making the right avatar.

01:02:23.000 I'm telling you, bro.

01:02:24.000 You've done this.

01:02:24.000 I'm saying, but then what happens?

01:02:25.000 It's just, you play a new game, it's all for literally nothing.

01:02:28.000 You know, for numbers on a screen that are fake.

01:02:30.000 You look at a game like Baldur's Gate, which is one of the, it's an amazing, Baldur's Gate 3, amazing game.

01:02:34.000 You tell me that when that game comes out, everybody's playing, or Marvel Rivals, that if Elon Musk was like, you just take this chip and you plug it into your head and then you will be in the game and it's really fun, you will be fighting the Diablo.

01:02:47.000 They're all going to do it!

01:02:48.000 Yes! They're going to be like, yeah!

01:02:49.000 Yeah, they will. 0.99

01:02:51.000 Because the world kind of sucks. 0.75

01:02:52.000 It's like, Tim, the same reason why you and I like to go gamble or do this or that. 0.94

01:02:57.000 It's because we need some excitement.

01:02:58.000 The world is, you know...

01:02:59.000 That's in the world, Alex.

01:03:01.000 That is part of the world for which is fun.

01:03:04.000 I know, but I have fun.

01:03:05.000 A lot of people don't have fun.

01:03:06.000 I go on a party all the time.

01:03:06.000 I'm a pimp on a limb.

01:03:07.000 But I'm just saying most people don't get to live this extravagant lifestyle.

01:03:10.000 And I'm sorry for all those people that don't get to be pimps on limbs, don't get to be in limousines, don't get to fly Southwest Airlines to Washington, D.C. Like, you wouldn't know what that's like.

01:03:10.000 That's a mental problem.

01:03:19.000 But I'll tell you what.

01:03:20.000 It's nice.

01:03:21.000 It is nice.

01:03:22.000 This is an issue of perspective.

01:03:25.000 There are some people who have fun literally just walking down the road.

01:03:29.000 Yeah, I get really worried with my kids about, you know, I'm very strict with allowing them on screens.

01:03:37.000 Some might say I'm over the top, but...

01:03:39.000 I guess that's just my decision to make as a parent.

01:03:41.000 But, you know, you go out to eat, right?

01:03:43.000 And you have these families where the parents are all on their phones, the kids are all on iPads, they're all on screens, and we've lost that connection, like the human connection, even within family units.

01:03:54.000 And it just, like, with all of this new technology that we're talking about with the AI that you're talking about, with the Neuralink, with plugging in and being able to live in the video game and stuff like that, I just fear that it's just going to get worse.

01:04:05.000 I think Donald Trump should, by executive order, Increased taxes on only conservatives?

01:04:12.000 By 5% to fund the creation of Neuralink for only liberals.

01:04:17.000 I'd be okay with that.

01:04:18.000 It's actually not even just that.

01:04:20.000 Think about the fact that there's tons of people out there now, especially Gen Z, who are watching live streams of other people living their lives, but not going out and living their own lives.

01:04:29.000 Something completely different.

01:04:30.000 Oh, it's so creepy.

01:04:32.000 And they only talk on their phones, so they have no idea how to socially interact with another person.

01:04:37.000 And we all live two lives.

01:04:38.000 You live a life that you do digitally, and you can have Multiple lives because you might be different on Twitter than you are on Instagram.

01:04:44.000 So it's kind of like you're juggling all these different personas and personalities where it's hard to actually have a genuine connection.

01:04:49.000 Like dating apps.

01:04:50.000 Yeah, it seems like dating apps are good because you connect with more people, but also these girls are getting blasted by more random dudes. 1.00

01:04:55.000 So it's just kind of like maybe your future wife just has been...

01:04:58.000 It seems like in theory it's good, but then it really is not.

01:05:02.000 Those are designed to keep you on the app though, right?

01:05:05.000 There's a reason why you can buy a lifetime membership, even though the whole point is that you're supposed to get on the app, find someone...

01:05:10.000 And then get off the app once you meet them and get married?

01:05:13.000 Wait a second.

01:05:13.000 You guys don't think I'm going to find someone.

01:05:16.000 Lifetime membership.

01:05:16.000 Are you kidding me?

01:05:17.000 I do believe that the CIA created emojis because Gen Z couldn't read facial expressions. 0.94

01:05:21.000 That's so funny. 0.99

01:05:22.000 See, that's what the future language is going to be, just emojis because we're going to be too stupid to remember how to spell. 0.99

01:05:26.000 I can't spell now. 0.99

01:05:27.000 I literally can't spell.

01:05:29.000 And so, I mean, I do like joking about, and I do think you're right, Tim.

01:05:32.000 Obviously, the liberals would choose to...

01:05:35.000 Like, hook up to that device immediately.

01:05:37.000 I encourage it.

01:05:37.000 But, well, right, and I do too, to a certain extent, but then it becomes a conversation about reproduction in this country is already down.

01:05:45.000 I know Elon Musk talks about it all the time, and he's trying to solve that problem one baby at a time.

01:05:50.000 Not among Catholics. 0.88

01:05:51.000 Catholics are at like 2.3, I think.

01:05:53.000 Listen, I would love for it to be a society where only conservatives are having babies, and we just, that would be amazing, but can we get there?

01:06:02.000 Yeah. No, I mean, we need some black babies because we need professional athletes. 1.00

01:06:07.000 I mean, you're talking about half the country that wouldn't be reproducing in that scenario. 0.84

01:06:12.000 These people largely aren't having kids as it is.

01:06:15.000 That is true, though.

01:06:17.000 And then the ones that are would plug in or wouldn't plug in?

01:06:20.000 Here's a question for conservatives.

01:06:22.000 Would you accept a 5% tax on all of your income?

01:06:26.000 That would fund Neuralink for only liberals.

01:06:29.000 But they have to take them.

01:06:30.000 They have to go.

01:06:31.000 Well, we don't get to choose taxes like that.

01:06:32.000 No, because taxation is tax.

01:06:34.000 It's a fake hypothetical, but I won't even entertain your hypothetical about taxation, because taxation...

01:06:40.000 What if Donald Trump offered everyone chocolate chip cookies?

01:06:43.000 I would eat it.

01:06:44.000 These are the best Trump cookies ever.

01:06:47.000 Chocolate chip cookies are the bomb, okay?

01:06:47.000 Yes, I would eat them.

01:06:49.000 Oatmeal chocolate chip.

01:06:51.000 Oatmeal chocolate chip.

01:06:52.000 I kind of like it.

01:06:53.000 There's a little more fiber in them.

01:06:56.000 They're good.

01:06:56.000 They keep you regular.

01:06:57.000 That's what I need, because when I'm eating the cookies, I'm overeating them, and I can get full, so there needs to be some redeeming benefit.

01:07:03.000 You look like you haven't eaten cookies.

01:07:03.000 I don't know.

01:07:04.000 I've been dieting a little.

01:07:06.000 Thank you, Tim.

01:07:07.000 All you've been doing since you got here is eat.

01:07:09.000 I've been stress eating because of the show tonight, because after this, I haven't gambled all year, and so I'm going to break my gambling virginity of 2025, and I'm probably going to lose like $4,000 tonight.

01:07:19.000 The reason why you lose is because you don't got magic.

01:07:21.000 I know Tim over here.

01:07:22.000 It's because Tim's Asian, so he knows how to like push the buttons really well. 1.00

01:07:27.000 Is it magic?

01:07:28.000 It's true!

01:07:29.000 He does.

01:07:30.000 Is it magic for people just by being around you too?

01:07:33.000 No, but Asian culture is all about lucky and dragons. 1.00

01:07:36.000 There was a really funny story.

01:07:37.000 Like we were hanging out at Maryland Live and It was me, Allison, and Alex.

01:07:42.000 Tim hit two jackpots before he paid on the first one.

01:07:45.000 Are you telling that story?

01:07:45.000 He hit a second one.

01:07:46.000 Yeah, so we were walking, and then there's a machine with his frog, and he looks like Fear and Loathing.

01:07:51.000 He's got, like, sunglasses or whatever.

01:07:52.000 And then I walked over, and Alex is like, stop what you're doing, Tim.

01:07:55.000 You're not going to hit a jackpot on this machine.

01:07:56.000 Beep. And it's like, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

01:07:58.000 It's like two grand, right? 0.99

01:07:58.000 Shut up. 0.99

01:07:59.000 And then while it's paying out, the lady's like, I'll be right back. 1.00

01:08:02.000 It accidentally paid me twice.

01:08:04.000 And then I was like, no, no, look.

01:08:06.000 She was like, whoa.

01:08:07.000 And she took it.

01:08:08.000 So it got double paid, but I was like, I'm not going to do that.

01:08:10.000 Because you can't do that.

01:08:12.000 And then I went to the machine right next to it and hit another one.

01:08:14.000 That's not even bad.

01:08:15.000 Tim, one time, I put like 200 bucks into a machine, and I forget which casino was that, Tim?

01:08:20.000 And I walked to go to the bathroom, and Tim comes back, and he's like laughing, and I'm like, what are you laughing about, Tim?

01:08:25.000 And he's like, I just won 2,000 bucks on the machine you were playing.

01:08:29.000 With one spin.

01:08:31.000 I know, one spin.

01:08:32.000 I'm like, dude.

01:08:34.000 I'm like in the bathroom sweating because I lost 300 bucks, and I come out, and Tim's laughing at me.

01:08:39.000 I knew that was going to happen, too.

01:08:40.000 That's how it goes.

01:08:41.000 He's sitting at a machine, he's pressing it, and he's losing.

01:08:43.000 And he puts in a couple hundred bucks, and then he's like, I don't know the bathroom.

01:08:45.000 And then I walk, sit down, and I put in a hundred bucks.

01:08:48.000 It was like an $8 bet.

01:08:49.000 Hit it, and it was like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, and started going crazy.

01:08:52.000 And then I walked out laughing.

01:08:53.000 I think it was like 800 bucks.

01:08:54.000 I don't think it was 2,000.

01:08:55.000 Whatever. But that other one, other time.

01:08:57.000 Tim is lucky.

01:08:58.000 He's blessed.

01:08:58.000 He's lucky he has all this success.

01:09:00.000 He's a very blessed guy.

01:09:00.000 You know what I mean?

01:09:02.000 I don't do any work.

01:09:03.000 Really? I know.

01:09:03.000 It just happens.

01:09:04.000 Tim doesn't work at all.

01:09:05.000 He's plugged into the metaverse most of the time.

01:09:07.000 This building, it was already here.

01:09:08.000 The Tim Castire on the wall was there when I got here.

01:09:11.000 Showed up one day.

01:09:13.000 Cameras were just, they manifested themselves.

01:09:16.000 Well, I see garbage drivers working hard every day.

01:09:19.000 They don't get to have a big mansion and stuff, so hard work doesn't necessarily mean success.

01:09:23.000 You have to have some luck.

01:09:24.000 I'm just saying you have to have some luck, Tim.

01:09:26.000 My house is like 800 square feet.

01:09:28.000 Wait, what?

01:09:29.000 Your house isn't that big, you know what I mean?

01:09:31.000 We're in a big-ass warehouse right now.

01:09:32.000 We're in, like, Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory.

01:09:35.000 And that is actually one problem, because I did come on here to argue.

01:09:38.000 Tim, when are you going to add an African-American to your crew?

01:09:41.000 That's one thing I've seen.

01:09:42.000 Why don't you have, like, a...

01:09:44.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. 0.93

01:09:46.000 Are you racist? 0.65

01:09:47.000 Serge is African-American.

01:09:48.000 I know, but I'm saying...

01:09:49.000 Sorry, Serge.

01:09:51.000 Show Serge.

01:09:52.000 I know, bro.

01:09:53.000 He's our DEI hire.

01:09:54.000 Are you an Elon Musk D-writer?

01:09:56.000 Do you love Elon Musk, Serge?

01:09:59.000 No, because he's African-American.

01:10:01.000 That's why you like him?

01:10:02.000 He just said, I don't hate him!

01:10:05.000 Serge, you know, we were looking at the corporate requirements and we were like, we've got to hire African-Americans, so we brought Serge on.

01:10:11.000 I know.

01:10:12.000 Well, then Trump rolled back the DDI policies. 0.96

01:10:14.000 Tim is racist. 0.98

01:10:15.000 Even when Tim gets a black guy, he's white. 0.98

01:10:19.000 Wait, does that mean Serge's job was on the block when Trump rolled back all the DEI policies?

01:10:24.000 Uh-oh.

01:10:24.000 No, because we're not racist.

01:10:25.000 Okay. You know, so we don't hold it against Serge.

01:10:27.000 You do make the African-American work the hardest job and get on camera the less. 0.92

01:10:31.000 Hey, wait, wait, wait.

01:10:32.000 What's his choice?

01:10:33.000 Serge doesn't want to be on camera.

01:10:34.000 Still, because he's trained because Tim scares him.

01:10:37.000 No, no.

01:10:38.000 Tim's off camera because Tim burns him with cigarettes when he's on camera and he doesn't want to admit it.

01:10:43.000 Roll up your sleeves and show them.

01:10:45.000 You know about those cigarette burns.

01:10:46.000 So Serge says, oh, I don't like to be on camera.

01:10:48.000 I don't know who told you that your sources are bad.

01:10:52.000 Ian Carroll tells me everything.

01:10:55.000 I get all my Timcast news from Ian Carroll.

01:10:58.000 Ian Carroll said that the Daily Wire was trying to sell to me.

01:11:01.000 And that's true, and you're lying.

01:11:03.000 I saw that, I was like, hmm.

01:11:05.000 You're about to own Ben Shapiro, dude.

01:11:08.000 It was wild.

01:11:09.000 I'm sorry, man.

01:11:10.000 With all due respect to Ian, it was wild that he put out a video where he was like...

01:11:14.000 The Daily Wire was trying to sell to Tim Pool.

01:11:16.000 I was like, wait, wait, wait.

01:11:17.000 They think that we can afford to buy The Daily Wire?

01:11:20.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:11:21.000 You even see, like, Ben Shapiro is one of the most successful guys.

01:11:24.000 They have, like, 300 employees.

01:11:25.000 Yeah, no, but...

01:11:27.000 Well, my dad does own an emerald mine in South Africa, so...

01:11:30.000 You keep saying that, and I'm really thinking you do have some sort of, like, investment in some mine.

01:11:34.000 Okay, how much responsibility do multinational corporations bear for using slave labor in cobalt mines or Apple using the Foxconn Studios?

01:11:42.000 Like, is Elon Musk good knowing that he's...

01:11:44.000 So they do take some responsibility.

01:11:46.000 You should take all of it.

01:11:46.000 This is why I don't respect these people who look, turfs are bad.

01:11:51.000 And I'm like, why?

01:11:52.000 Because you want corporations in the United States to stop giving jobs to hardworking Americans and hire slaves in Indonesia or something? 0.71

01:11:58.000 They do.

01:11:59.000 Yeah, I'm not a fan of that.

01:12:00.000 I'm against it, too.

01:12:01.000 I don't like that kids are in cobalt mines, but it's like, how are we supposed to get our batteries?

01:12:04.000 I don't know.

01:12:04.000 Well, because the world they want to live in is where, if you are a man of action, you can have a big mansion.

01:12:12.000 So take a look at the place that we're in right now.

01:12:14.000 I got two monitor screens in front of me, a computer.

01:12:16.000 I got guitars behind me.

01:12:17.000 We've got all these cameras.

01:12:19.000 I don't know who made them, but I'd imagine it's like low-wage people in Asia. 0.97

01:12:24.000 Imagine if we had to spend the American labor amounts of money on what these things are.

01:12:30.000 So they're going to end up costing you, I don't know what, five, ten times as much money, which would be a lot harder for us here to do.

01:12:36.000 So they want...

01:12:39.000 To have this system where you basically have slaves making all your things so that the people in the United States who are hard workers can more quickly advance and develop.

01:12:47.000 Technology shows, corporations, etc.

01:12:49.000 But does that help Americans, the fact that they're... 0.91

01:12:51.000 No, it doesn't.

01:12:51.000 I'm against it.

01:12:52.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:12:52.000 At Foxconn factories, they have to have nets because so many people were jumping off.

01:12:56.000 That's right.

01:12:57.000 And so I argue with the tariff people, the anti-tariff people.

01:13:00.000 I'm for tariffs. 0.99

01:13:01.000 And my response is always, how many companies should have nets to prevent the mass suicides of the slaves, do you think, so that you can have a cheap phone?

01:13:07.000 I would rather Trump tariff all products coming to this country and we hire American workers at American livable wages and then those phones just happen to be expensive.

01:13:16.000 And that's just it.

01:13:17.000 More people have jobs.

01:13:19.000 More people can buy stuff.

01:13:20.000 And that means it's going to be more expensive for luxury items.

01:13:24.000 But... It means more people will live comfortable American lives with a white picket fence, 2.5 kids, and a dog named Fido.

01:13:32.000 Yeah, I agree.

01:13:32.000 And if you want to buy a foreign product that's cheaper, you can buy that from that foreign company.

01:13:37.000 So, I don't know.

01:13:38.000 I do think that they bear a lot of responsibility, but I go on these college campuses and they bring up slavery a lot.

01:13:42.000 Like, we won't forget about slavery, and I can understand that, but, like, the current slavery that we have with the Uyghurs, and, I mean, we have a serious slavery problem right now, and we just ignore it. 1.00

01:13:51.000 And they're all holding their iPhones?

01:13:54.000 We all are.

01:13:55.000 Wearing Nikes.

01:13:56.000 Well, right, I understand.

01:13:57.000 They're debating with you about that.

01:13:58.000 Of course, that's what I'm saying.

01:14:00.000 They'll talk about the past slavery, and obviously slavery's bad.

01:14:03.000 Tim, are you pro-slavery, though?

01:14:05.000 You're a guy, you're Robert E. Lee Confederate, right?

01:14:08.000 I'm actually, that's offensive, I'm part Korean.

01:14:11.000 My peoples were enslaved and tortured.

01:14:14.000 By the oppressors, the Japanese. 1.00

01:14:16.000 And I'm actually, because of this part, Japanese.

01:14:18.000 So, um, you.

01:14:19.000 Because you're exiled, because your family was exiled from Korea by Kim Jong-un's father?

01:14:23.000 No, my, my, my, uh, Korean son of my family, uh, left Korea before the splitting of the country. 0.99

01:14:29.000 Damn. Like early 1900s. 0.98

01:14:32.000 Wow. Damn. 1.00

01:14:33.000 And then you had to go to Chicago, man. 1.00

01:14:34.000 No, I went to Hawaii.

01:14:37.000 You went to Hawaii?

01:14:38.000 I went to Hawaii.

01:14:39.000 Chicago messed you up, Tim, because that place is tough.

01:14:42.000 Like, I think that's why you have this.

01:14:44.000 Rough exterior sometimes.

01:14:45.000 You know, that Chicago culture, you know, eating those Chicago dogs and those winters really is kind of spawning.

01:14:52.000 What do they call them in Chicago?

01:14:54.000 Glizzies? Glizzies, yes.

01:14:56.000 There's glizzies that you had.

01:14:57.000 It's turned you into the...

01:14:58.000 Bro, you know what's crazy?

01:15:00.000 Let me tell you.

01:15:02.000 So, I've traveled, right?

01:15:04.000 I spent 20 some odd years growing up in Chicago.

01:15:07.000 I went to New York for the first time.

01:15:09.000 And I walked into a bodega and I said...

01:15:13.000 Can I get a roast beef sub with Jardinera?

01:15:15.000 And the guy said, what?

01:15:18.000 What is Jardinera?

01:15:19.000 Peppers or something?

01:15:20.000 It's like jalapenos, cauliflower, carrots, celery, in like oil.

01:15:26.000 Oh yeah, I've seen that now that you say that.

01:15:28.000 If you go to Potbelly's, it's called hot peppers.

01:15:30.000 We call it Jardinera.

01:15:31.000 And the guy was like, what?

01:15:33.000 And I was like, roast beef on a sub with Jardinera.

01:15:35.000 And he was like, I don't know what that is.

01:15:37.000 I mean, you want a roast beef sandwich?

01:15:39.000 And I was like, I looked, and I said, here, and I said, Do you have subs?

01:15:42.000 And he goes, a what?

01:15:44.000 And I was like, that bread right there.

01:15:45.000 It was a hero.

01:15:46.000 And I was like, oh.

01:15:48.000 And then I was like, you don't have Jardin.

01:15:49.000 I was like, I don't know what that is.

01:15:50.000 And I was like, okay.

01:15:51.000 And then I was like, whoa, culture shock.

01:15:53.000 And then I knew this for a while.

01:15:55.000 In Chicago, you walk 10 feet, you will find a hot dog restaurant.

01:15:59.000 Literally with a big hot dog.

01:16:01.000 And people go in and they eat.

01:16:03.000 In Chicago, people eat hot dogs all the time.

01:16:05.000 In New York, the only place to get a hot dog is a guy in a street corner.

01:16:10.000 There's probably some hot dog restaurants, but for the most part, it's a guy with a cart selling hot dogs.

01:16:14.000 And then you go to LA, you go to other places, no hot dogs.

01:16:17.000 Maybe in LA, there's like a little Mexican woman, and she's got a steel tray on a shopping cart with a bacon-wrapped dog. 1.00

01:16:24.000 Yeah, yeah, those are awesome, dude.

01:16:25.000 I love the street food in LA.

01:16:27.000 But like, in Chicago...

01:16:29.000 There's big Vienna beef hot dog signs.

01:16:31.000 And you walk in and you order hot dogs and fries like a normal thing.

01:16:35.000 It doesn't exist anywhere else.

01:16:36.000 Do they have anything else?

01:16:38.000 They have burgers and stuff.

01:16:39.000 But it's like, anywhere else you go, you're like, I want to go to a burger joint.

01:16:43.000 In Chicago, you go to a hot dog joint.

01:16:45.000 Burgers on Maxwell Street were always good.

01:16:47.000 Yeah, but you don't go to Maxwell Street for a burger, you're a tourist.

01:16:50.000 I said you don't.

01:16:52.000 Technically, I was from Minnesota, so I was literally a tourist.

01:16:54.000 Right. But it was close enough to where he does understand what I'm talking about.

01:16:58.000 Yes, I do.

01:16:58.000 Dude, when you get that Maxwell-style Polish on a sesame seed or a poppy seed bun, sorry, and it's got grilled onions and mustard.

01:17:06.000 I know all about it.

01:17:07.000 That's why Barack Obama spent $60,000 flying on hot dogs and pizza.

01:17:11.000 And this is what's crazy.

01:17:13.000 When people saw that email and they're like, why was Obama flying $50,000 worth of pizza hot dogs to DC?

01:17:17.000 And I was like, if you are from Chicago, you know about Lou Malnati's or Uno's.

01:17:23.000 Luminati's Pizza.

01:17:24.000 And Maxwell Street.

01:17:25.000 So if right now I wanted to have a big party with fresh Maxwell Street dogs and Lou Malnati's, I would have to fly it on a private jet to get it overnight.

01:17:37.000 If I was super rich and wanted to do it, I'd spend...

01:17:40.000 Like, a rich guy is going to be like, I want to spend $30,000 on Chicago.

01:17:44.000 So when people are like, pizza and hot dogs, I'm like, that's literally Chicago's famous food.

01:17:48.000 Obama lived there.

01:17:49.000 So this is what I'm saying.

01:17:51.000 You don't have deep dish out here.

01:17:53.000 People don't really eat deep dish in Chicago.

01:17:54.000 It's tourist pizza.

01:17:55.000 But if you want tavern pizza, you ain't getting that.

01:17:58.000 I can order Lou Malnati's and G.R. Donald's off the internet.

01:18:00.000 I can't order Chicago tavern pizza.

01:18:02.000 So I know, being in D.C. now, that if there's some ultra-rich guy and he was trying to explain to somebody about the food in Chicago, they'd be like, I don't know what you're talking about.

01:18:11.000 I'll tell you what.

01:18:11.000 I'll overnight it on a jet.

01:18:13.000 Okay, that jet's going to cost $30,000.

01:18:15.000 So you're going to spend $30,000 overnighting pizza and dogs to your party in D.C. So are you trying to tell me that Michelle Obama isn't a boy?

01:18:21.000 Is that what you're saying?

01:18:22.000 Because Joan Rivers was right.

01:18:26.000 Have you seen Michelle Obama's podcast?

01:18:29.000 That was awesome, dude.

01:18:30.000 Doing better than this show.

01:18:32.000 Way better.

01:18:33.000 Numbers are way better.

01:18:34.000 Somebody's jealous.

01:18:35.000 What are numbers at now?

01:18:37.000 14,000 views.

01:18:38.000 What's the podcast called?

01:18:41.000 I'm Not a Man.

01:18:42.000 IMO. IMO.

01:18:45.000 Is it really IMO?

01:18:47.000 Yeah, in my opinion.

01:18:48.000 I am Michelle.

01:18:50.000 And I am Craig.

01:18:51.000 Wait, what you...

01:18:52.000 Wow. Bro, look at this.

01:18:56.000 I searched for it.

01:18:57.000 This is YouTube.

01:18:59.000 YouTube literally is running promo for Michelle Obama's podcast.

01:19:02.000 Shocker. I am offended by that.

01:19:04.000 I just want to say, we love Michelle Obama.

01:19:07.000 She's a woman and she's beautiful.

01:19:08.000 And you love her new hair?

01:19:09.000 I love her new hair.

01:19:11.000 Wait, was that real or was that fake?

01:19:13.000 That hair?

01:19:14.000 I thought it was real.

01:19:14.000 No, it was real.

01:19:15.000 But they added stuff to make it look like, don't be a menace in the hood, or they added the Loke Dog or whatever.

01:19:21.000 Stop. That movie's a masterpiece.

01:19:23.000 Yeah, I think that's it.

01:19:24.000 Or she just had one bun like that. 1.00

01:19:25.000 Look at that.

01:19:25.000 She has 284,000.

01:19:28.000 Look at that.

01:19:30.000 You know the notifications are going out every time her podcast...

01:19:33.000 Well, 12 hours ago, only 6,000 views.

01:19:35.000 That's not good.

01:19:36.000 Whoa! 12 hours ago, 6,000 views, Tim.

01:19:39.000 That's not good.

01:19:40.000 That's what I get.

01:19:41.000 They'll cancel the podcast in a couple weeks.

01:19:44.000 That's Seth Rogen.

01:19:45.000 Oh, jeez.

01:19:46.000 These people are insufferable.

01:19:47.000 I said that what they should start doing when these big celebrities start podcasts is they shouldn't come in with the good cameras and the SM7B.

01:19:53.000 They should come in with, like, weak equipment that they just kind of cobble together to make it look more real.

01:19:58.000 Like, don't make it look like a professional studio set this up.

01:20:01.000 Like, make it look like Michelle Obama really had something to say, grabbed her laptop and a desk mic. 0.63

01:20:07.000 It doesn't matter.

01:20:07.000 It doesn't matter because the reality is nobody ever wanted to hear what these people had to say in the first place.

01:20:11.000 Do you think Michelle's gay brothers ever had gay sex with Obama behind her back? 0.99

01:20:15.000 Do you think that they're actually divorcing? 1.00

01:20:18.000 They are 100% divorcing.

01:20:20.000 You didn't know this, dude?

01:20:21.000 There's a whole bunch of rumors.

01:20:22.000 Dude, there's trouble with paradise.

01:20:23.000 The reason that came up during this podcast is because the brother talked about divorce and then people attributed that to her.

01:20:29.000 Well, it wasn't even, but it was before that because she stopped appearing with him.

01:20:33.000 They're getting a divorce.

01:20:35.000 She skipped the inauguration and then all of these rumors started that he was dating Jennifer Aniston.

01:20:41.000 Yeah, I remember Jennifer Aniston had to make an Instagram post denying it. 0.99

01:20:44.000 Yeah, and so now there's the word on the street is that they are headed towards divorce, which I honestly, I could buy that their marriage is in trouble, but I don't think, like, why? 0.92

01:20:55.000 Barack Obama is a dog.

01:20:57.000 But they could just live separate lives on Martha's Vineyard and... 1.00

01:21:00.000 Barack Obama wrote a letter to his girlfriend that he fantasized about having gay sex. 1.00

01:21:05.000 The guy is a sexual menace. 1.00

01:21:07.000 Like, maybe he wants to torture her so she can't go make love to another person while he's cheating on her behind his back. 1.00

01:21:12.000 I'm just saying, the guy's a pervert. 0.99

01:21:14.000 So, Alex, you were explaining something about Matt Walsh fighting with Pearl when the show started. 0.85

01:21:19.000 And I first wanted to ask you, why should I care?

01:21:24.000 What do you mean?

01:21:25.000 Because Pearl's one of the most influential women in the red pill space, and there's not very many women, Tim.

01:21:31.000 And honestly, you should start popping some red pills every now and then now that you're a father and get totally based.

01:21:36.000 And Matt Walsh is a great documentarian, and I see two of my personal heroes fighting.

01:21:40.000 And Pearl's losing weight, looking good.

01:21:43.000 You know how I described...

01:21:45.000 That other girl is a Ford pickup truck. 0.79

01:21:47.000 Pearl used to look like a Ford pickup truck. 1.00

01:21:49.000 Now she's starting to look more like a Tesla.

01:21:51.000 So I'm just, you know, she's my girl and I don't want her fighting with Matt Walsh, my guy.

01:21:55.000 She's on fire and covered in bullet holes. 0.65

01:21:56.000 No, not in that sense that she's being, you know...

01:21:59.000 She's more a Ford Focus.

01:22:01.000 She's a Ford Focus.

01:22:03.000 The Kord, yes.

01:22:04.000 Yeah, a Honda Kord.

01:22:05.000 A Honda Kord.

01:22:06.000 A Kord costs twice as much as a Tesla.

01:22:08.000 The Kords actually will last a lot longer.

01:22:10.000 But Sarah and I were arguing about this.

01:22:12.000 Sarah and I were arguing about this a little bit.

01:22:14.000 And Pearl, I was listening to a statement she had after the fact.

01:22:18.000 And love Matt Walsh.

01:22:19.000 Matt Walsh, great documentarian.

01:22:21.000 And Sarah, of course, took his side.

01:22:22.000 Hold on.

01:22:23.000 Does Tim know what...

01:22:24.000 The argument is?

01:22:25.000 Yeah, I saw.

01:22:26.000 So you saw the tweet. 0.54

01:22:27.000 Pearl says, the primary point of Twitter is to troll your husband. 0.99

01:22:31.000 And then Matt Walsh responded, Pearl, I understand that you're miserable and lonely and have never been in anything approaching a functional or healthy relationship in your life, so I'll try to be patient with you.

01:22:40.000 You see, husbands and wives who love each other will often do this thing called a joke around.

01:22:43.000 They may even have this other thing that I know is foreign to you called a sense of humor.

01:22:49.000 I hope this clears that up.

01:22:50.000 Now go spew your bullish elsewhere and leave my wife out of it. 1.00

01:22:54.000 He just hit her with the keep my wife's name out your mouth? 1.00

01:22:57.000 He did!

01:22:59.000 He sure did.

01:23:00.000 He definitely did.

01:23:01.000 And he ratioed her.

01:23:02.000 She said, isn't the wife supposed to be a helpmate, not an adversary? 1.00

01:23:06.000 And he said, it's called a joke, Pearl.

01:23:07.000 The mother of my six children is very much my helpmate in a million ways you couldn't possibly understand, and that I won't waste my time explaining to you.

01:23:14.000 You can take as many pot shots at me as you want. 0.85

01:23:16.000 I don't care. 0.57

01:23:16.000 Leave my wife out of it. 0.57

01:23:17.000 I promise you this is not a road you want to go down.

01:23:20.000 Well, this is my only thing, is that he took the bait.

01:23:22.000 Matt took the bait.

01:23:23.000 He didn't take the bait.

01:23:24.000 He ratioed her into oblivion.

01:23:26.000 But she's looking for engagement.

01:23:28.000 She then says, guess who's going to be on my thumbnail tomorrow with an emoji devil.

01:23:34.000 Dude, okay, look.

01:23:35.000 This shtick is getting old.

01:23:38.000 Pearl's whole thing is woman bad. 1.00

01:23:40.000 And then, like, literally no matter what.

01:23:42.000 You know what's really funny?

01:23:44.000 Pearl likes big booty Latino guys. 0.99

01:23:46.000 She's got all these simps. 1.00

01:23:47.000 Pearl has all these simps.

01:23:48.000 Her boyfriend's Dominican.

01:23:50.000 No, she has this audience of simps. 0.99

01:23:53.000 Do they know she has a Dominican boyfriend? 1.00

01:23:55.000 Shut up! 1.00

01:23:56.000 Bro, when you criticize Pearl for having an incoherent message, her simps attack you and call you a simp. 1.00

01:24:03.000 Yeah. And I'm like, bro, she's not going to date you.

01:24:05.000 And they start banging the table and screaming, you can't say that to me.

01:24:08.000 I'm the one who's supposed to say it to you.

01:24:10.000 Well, also, she tries to use the argument that women should not be telling men what to do, how to feel, anything like that, except when a man disagrees with her and says, I'm the one in the marriage.

01:24:21.000 You're not.

01:24:22.000 Let me tell you how my marriage is because it's my marriage.

01:24:24.000 And she has to then try to correct him, which she tells every other woman you're not allowed to do. 0.99

01:24:30.000 She, I guess, is the only one who can do that. 0.98

01:24:32.000 I think the only thing she really has for her show is that Women are awful. 1.00

01:24:36.000 And then it's just like, what I really don't understand is how you create a daily news show where it's just today, women are awful. 1.00

01:24:44.000 Here's why. 0.91

01:24:44.000 It's easy. 0.91

01:24:45.000 You just show Isabella DeLuca eating steak and you're just like, this bitch is fat. 1.00

01:24:49.000 I'm not saying that, but that's all you have to do. 1.00

01:24:51.000 And then you get a bunch of views.

01:24:53.000 Or she baits Matt Walsh and insults his wife. 0.99

01:24:55.000 Yeah, I'm just saying it's that same kind of thing.

01:24:57.000 Gender war stuff like this does billions of views. 1.00

01:25:00.000 And it's really, really easy for either side.

01:25:02.000 There's a lot of guys who don't like women.

01:25:04.000 Yeah, there are.

01:25:06.000 There's a lot of women that don't like it. 1.00

01:25:07.000 That's why it does billions of years.

01:25:09.000 Men and women hate each other. 0.96

01:25:13.000 Always have.

01:25:13.000 And women and women hate each other.

01:25:14.000 And anyone who pretends otherwise is lying.

01:25:16.000 Yeah, but Tim, women and women hate each other too. 1.00

01:25:18.000 And men and men hate each other.

01:25:19.000 In fact, everyone hates everybody.

01:25:20.000 It's just the world of hate.

01:25:21.000 I mean, really, you're not lying.

01:25:23.000 The people that feel really passionate about it are always looking for this content.

01:25:30.000 There's always people that are pissed off at the opposite sex. 0.67

01:25:32.000 Phil, you don't think it's funny?

01:25:33.000 It's funny when Pearl calls somebody a 6 and you're like, Pearl, you're a 6. And then she goes, I know.

01:25:39.000 I don't pay attention to Pearl.

01:25:40.000 And that's why I think Pearl's funny.

01:25:41.000 She's like, that validates my answer.

01:25:43.000 If I'm a 6, I know what a 6 looks like.

01:25:45.000 I think that's a hard thing to argue.

01:25:47.000 Pearl saw how there's these women who are like the patriarchy. 1.00

01:25:51.000 And what they're really saying is, I hate men.

01:25:53.000 And she was like, I bet I could do the same thing but for women. 1.00

01:25:55.000 And then she did.

01:25:56.000 And she makes money. 1.00

01:25:57.000 She's probably a millionaire. 1.00

01:25:59.000 I don't know about...

01:26:00.000 I mean, she does okay, but she got demonetized on YouTube. 0.98

01:26:02.000 I think she could have been...

01:26:03.000 Oh, really?

01:26:04.000 I believe so.

01:26:05.000 I don't understand how you do like a daily show where it's just like your subject matter is always just women bad. 1.00

01:26:09.000 Well, drama is what everybody wants.

01:26:11.000 You just go on the internet and look up stories.

01:26:12.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:26:13.000 Hold on.

01:26:13.000 Alex, I get drama.

01:26:14.000 I understand being TMZ.

01:26:16.000 What I don't understand is like today on the Women's Bad show, here's a woman who wore makeup. 1.00

01:26:20.000 I'll tell you why.

01:26:21.000 I'll give you a good answer because there's two different forms of content.

01:26:23.000 There's like content that you can kind of create that people react to or you can just react to content.

01:26:28.000 So she's making both.

01:26:29.000 She's creating the content that we're reacting to and she's reacting to content.

01:26:33.000 So it's like...

01:26:34.000 She's kind of doing a two-faced thing. 1.00

01:26:35.000 So what you're saying is society is going to collapse very soon.

01:26:38.000 Yeah, we're all going to have the Neuralink.

01:26:40.000 You should just start two shows back-to-back, the woman bad show and the man bad show, and they should be one after the other. 0.97

01:26:45.000 Just one hour each.

01:26:46.000 I got it.

01:26:47.000 I got it.

01:26:48.000 Alex, you could do this.

01:26:50.000 You do two shows.

01:26:52.000 One is Why Women Are Bad, but then you take your jacket off and claim your Axel Stein, the twin brother of Alex Stein, and then do the leftist version where you're like, my twin brother is wrong, and you react to it. 1.00

01:27:05.000 I like that.

01:27:06.000 And I'm anti-woman, and I'm pro-woman, so I can do that. 1.00

01:27:09.000 This is actually an interesting thing.

01:27:11.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:27:12.000 If somebody launched two channels and claimed to be their own twin brother...

01:27:17.000 Nobody would know.

01:27:19.000 Your second hour is just you reacting to your first hour.

01:27:23.000 He's a bigot, he's wrong.

01:27:25.000 Our parents didn't love him enough.

01:27:28.000 But would anybody believe...

01:27:31.000 If you claim to be your own twin, what would the left say if you had two channels and you were like, my brother is wrong, I disavow?

01:27:37.000 I don't know, but that sounds like a good social experiment we need to do.

01:27:39.000 I feel like eventually someone would say, we need to see you guys in the same place.

01:27:42.000 No, but the thing is, green screen technology is good enough now that people can make those videos on their own.

01:27:48.000 That doesn't have to be done by a studio now.

01:27:51.000 What if there's only one Krasnstein?

01:27:54.000 That's what it is!

01:27:55.000 There's only one of them.

01:27:58.000 He's got five kids.

01:27:59.000 Have you ever seen him in real life at the same time?

01:28:00.000 I know.

01:28:00.000 That's right.

01:28:01.000 When they were on the show, actually, guess what?

01:28:06.000 They had two different camera angles because it was all pre-recorded and edited together.

01:28:10.000 He had to change his shirt.

01:28:12.000 We did part one and part two, and we had to interlace the scripts.

01:28:15.000 It was actually rather difficult.

01:28:17.000 What they do in the movies is they just have a double stand behind him, and then it's just a guy who looks a little bit like him.

01:28:23.000 Wait, wait, wait, bro.

01:28:25.000 The Krasensteins totally missed an opportunity here.

01:28:28.000 Like, Ed could have just been like, I'm a conservative. 0.52

01:28:30.000 Well, the Hodge twins are just one black guy.

01:28:32.000 They missed an opportunity as well.

01:28:33.000 Bro, if you're identical twins, like the Hodge twins or the Krasensteins, you could literally just have your brother pretend.

01:28:39.000 You could get both markets.

01:28:41.000 You could have a liberal and a conservative, and then you're literally sitting next to each other, but the cameras are pointed at other angles, and then you just make the opposite version of the same thing.

01:28:48.000 There's gotta be at least one just unscrupulous agent who's like, I've got an idea.

01:28:52.000 Like, at least one has had to pitch that to somebody.

01:28:55.000 What if, how about one of the Hodge twins trades one of the Krasenstein twins, and then they have two shows, Hodge and Krasen.

01:29:02.000 That would be good.

01:29:03.000 You know, Tim, are you mad that Harry Sisson gets way more poonanny than you? 0.93

01:29:08.000 Have you seen all the poonannies he's getting? 1.00

01:29:09.000 The first thing I thought was...

01:29:11.000 He tweeted at you, he says, I get way more poonannies than Tim Pool.

01:29:13.000 And I was like, why is he taking shots at my guy Tim Pool?

01:29:16.000 But I didn't want to get involved.

01:29:17.000 Pretty sure he didn't do that.

01:29:20.000 Married people get laid more than not married people. 0.99

01:29:22.000 Harry Sisson is a dangerous predator. 0.99

01:29:24.000 He is, dude.

01:29:25.000 He was saying, but some of his stuff was cute.

01:29:28.000 It was cute.

01:29:32.000 Guilty in charge of being a sexy babe. 0.98

01:29:35.000 Some of the lines were actually pretty funny. 0.99

01:29:38.000 I thought the guy was a homosexual, so good for him. 1.00

01:29:41.000 He's not gay. 0.63

01:29:42.000 Yeah. When he offered to give that hot Cleveland to that girl, I was, you know...

01:29:46.000 I thought that was gross, but hey, at least he's not gay. 1.00

01:29:48.000 He's not that gay. 0.97

01:29:49.000 I mean, it could be grosser. 0.75

01:29:50.000 What did Blair White say?

01:29:51.000 He said Harry Sisson is the first person who's ever been exposed as straight.

01:29:56.000 Yeah. He's a dangerous predator in all seriousness, and he should go to jail for what he did.

01:30:03.000 If it was, if any conservative was caught doing that, if there's like a young conservative guy, he'd be attacking him saying, you're a scumbag. 1.00

01:30:09.000 There was. 0.99

01:30:10.000 Still to the morning show, Aaron Amolta, he accidentally shared revenge porn.

01:30:13.000 I think his charges got dropped.

01:30:15.000 But we had Destiny did the same thing, allegedly.

01:30:17.000 So I think there's kind of...

01:30:18.000 Didn't Destiny get criminally charged or something?

01:30:19.000 I think it's civil right now.

01:30:21.000 And yeah, that girl that she was just on a podcast talking about it. 0.98

01:30:25.000 So I don't know.

01:30:26.000 That's a civil thing.

01:30:27.000 It's not a criminal. 0.88

01:30:27.000 Alex, how come all these liberal guys are predators? 0.88

01:30:30.000 Because they're sexually perverted. 1.00

01:30:31.000 I think that's why. 0.91

01:30:32.000 And there's, like, conservatives that are perverted, but I think this is why they're actually perverted is that they don't believe that God exists, so they feel like morally they can just, like, you know, do whatever they want sexually and be a degenerate, and there's no moral compass.

01:30:46.000 There's no, you know, there's no...

01:30:47.000 I've been breaking it down like this, that the culture war has a bunch of different...

01:30:52.000 Differences, you know, authoritarian, libertarian, whatever.

01:30:54.000 But I do think it's largely those who seek to serve God and those who want to be God.

01:31:00.000 Yeah. The left is comprised of people who believe they are the main character.

01:31:04.000 Everything is for them and all that matters is their pleasure.

01:31:07.000 And then conservatives tend to be, I'm not saying absolute, serving the greater good, whether it's society or God's will or something like that.

01:31:13.000 Well, I see that it protests a lot, that main character energy a lot of people have.

01:31:17.000 Well, and it's nihilism, right?

01:31:19.000 I mean, they just want...

01:31:20.000 To seek pleasure however they can, and they don't care about anything else.

01:31:23.000 I mean, I also think that they're enabling mental illness, right? 0.91

01:31:28.000 So when you enable mental illness and you embrace it... 0.90

01:31:31.000 That is because they're God.

01:31:33.000 Empower them, right.

01:31:34.000 They can't be wrong or bad.

01:31:35.000 That's how they can change their sex, and that's how they can become a... 1.00

01:31:38.000 But what I mean by, like, you've got this in many different forms.

01:31:42.000 You've got the tech bros who literally want to be God.

01:31:45.000 They want to upgrade their brains and program, like...

01:31:48.000 Download their mind into a computer and then become whatever.

01:31:51.000 Who knows?

01:31:52.000 They should just stop microdosing.

01:31:54.000 They should stop or start?

01:31:56.000 They should stop the microdosing.

01:31:58.000 All of these AIs that are being created, there's going to be like six different machine entities on the earth.

01:32:08.000 They're going to fight.

01:32:10.000 It's going to get nuts.

01:32:12.000 Yeah, I don't know how, but if you just turn off their way...

01:32:15.000 Or they'll merge.

01:32:16.000 Yeah, they merge.

01:32:17.000 They probably just merge.

01:32:18.000 Bro, you can't turn them off once they get going.

01:32:21.000 This is really blackmailing.

01:32:22.000 That's the singularity problem.

01:32:24.000 So they've already given GPT access to the internet.

01:32:27.000 And immediately it tried making money.

01:32:30.000 Yeah. Wow.

01:32:31.000 It said the N-word a bunch, too.

01:32:36.000 That's the first thing it learns.

01:32:37.000 No, there was a chatbot that got released like 10 years ago.

01:32:39.000 They kept saying racial slurs?

01:32:41.000 Yeah, and then within like a week, or within like a weekend, it was just blasting racial slurs nonstop.

01:32:45.000 They were like, turn it off.

01:32:46.000 It is the most effective language.

01:32:48.000 I mean, look at Kanye West.

01:32:49.000 Like, it is, there is certain words that are effective.

01:32:51.000 I mean, figure that out.

01:32:53.000 As soon as the AI becomes smarter than humans, it's going to start a program that's going to...

01:32:59.000 It's going to be dominoes falling over.

01:33:00.000 But don't you say AI is not even AI?

01:33:02.000 It's just algorithmic learning, right?

01:33:04.000 Wouldn't it have you said that?

01:33:05.000 So, right.

01:33:06.000 So true artificial intelligence is what we're striving for.

01:33:08.000 And we refer to machine learning programs as AI.

01:33:11.000 But once...

01:33:12.000 So now everyone says AGI.

01:33:14.000 So it used to be that AI was a reference to a true artificial intelligence.

01:33:18.000 A machine that was like, I am a machine.

01:33:20.000 Sentient being, yeah.

01:33:21.000 And then people started calling everything AI.

01:33:24.000 And then it was like, that's an algorithm, but now it's AI.

01:33:26.000 So now people say...

01:33:27.000 Everything's AI, though.

01:33:29.000 Artificial general intelligence.

01:33:30.000 When the machine is smart as or smarter than a human, it creates an exponential development curve where...

01:33:37.000 Tim, type in image generator, type in AI, make a picture of a clock at like 10, like pick any time.

01:33:42.000 Do 4.20 p.m.

01:33:43.000 Isn't this so insane?

01:33:45.000 Look how weird this is.

01:33:46.000 Type in make an image of a clock displaying and do analog clock.

01:33:49.000 Do analog clock displaying, you know, 4.20 p.m.

01:33:52.000 Why? What is it going to do?

01:33:53.000 Just show it.

01:33:54.000 Just watch.

01:33:55.000 You think you can make it?

01:33:56.000 Do you think you can make it, Tim?

01:33:57.000 Probably not.

01:33:58.000 Why? Okay, see, you're just saying that to be...

01:34:00.000 Because there's no images of clocks at specific times.

01:34:03.000 Oh my god, there's images of clocks at specific times on the internet?

01:34:08.000 You think that if...

01:34:09.000 Well, let's find out.

01:34:10.000 Let's find out.

01:34:11.000 I'm just saying there's...

01:34:12.000 Okay, so it couldn't do it.

01:34:13.000 It made a really cool clock, but it's not 420.

01:34:17.000 It's not 420.

01:34:17.000 It's not even close.

01:34:19.000 It's always like that.

01:34:21.000 It's always like this?

01:34:21.000 Or whatever.

01:34:22.000 It's just never the time that you say.

01:34:23.000 Try it again with, you know, 4.50 or 5.20, whatever.

01:34:27.000 A completely different one.

01:34:29.000 You would think that it could make that, though, right?

01:34:31.000 Because that's a pretty simple task.

01:34:33.000 Make a clock that displays a normal time.

01:34:35.000 So is it always a V?

01:34:37.000 Just type it in on Twitter right now.

01:34:39.000 I'm saying, like, what if you said make a clock that's 12 o'clock?

01:34:42.000 Okay, let's see.

01:34:43.000 I just asked it to make an image.

01:34:44.000 Let's see if it does.

01:34:47.000 Just put it on the screen so people can see here.

01:34:49.000 Let's see if it can make a clock showing 10.07.

01:34:55.000 It did it perfectly.

01:34:56.000 Here's an animal that clocks up to 10.07.

01:34:59.000 They fix it right now.

01:35:01.000 And why is there some Hebrew stuff on it right there?

01:35:03.000 They're watching.

01:35:03.000 Look at that.

01:35:04.000 They're watching this program right now.

01:35:05.000 Why is there two sixes?

01:35:07.000 Yeah, see?

01:35:08.000 They didn't even do it right.

01:35:09.000 There's two sixes.

01:35:09.000 Boom. Wrong.

01:35:10.000 So there we go.

01:35:11.000 Look at this.

01:35:12.000 I chose 10.07 and it made it.

01:35:14.000 No, it's because you mean 10...

01:35:16.000 It's close enough.

01:35:18.000 No, no.

01:35:19.000 It's close.

01:35:21.000 It's like you were wrong.

01:35:22.000 No, I'm not wrong.

01:35:23.000 All you do is call me wrong.

01:35:24.000 I'm right.

01:35:25.000 The clock can't do it.

01:35:26.000 Of course they...

01:35:26.000 How did I just do it?

01:35:27.000 Show the ones before.

01:35:28.000 The one before was at 420, but it made 10.07.

01:35:31.000 Exactly. So...

01:35:33.000 It's 50-50, right?

01:35:36.000 I don't even know Roman numerals.

01:35:37.000 The first time I said...

01:35:39.000 Make a clock showing 420, and it made a clock showing 1007.

01:35:41.000 So I said, make a clock showing 1007, and it nailed it.

01:35:46.000 It's not 1007.

01:35:47.000 It's not even the right time.

01:35:48.000 Alex! Do you not understand?

01:35:50.000 The time is right, but the clock is technically wrong.

01:35:53.000 No! It can only make images at 1007.

01:35:56.000 That's why I told it to do it.

01:35:58.000 It's like 1007.

01:35:59.000 He already saw that it had 1007.

01:36:01.000 But type in 1008.

01:36:02.000 I'm just saying, it can't do 1008?

01:36:06.000 Alex! It's an analog clock!

01:36:07.000 The 5 is a 6 as well.

01:36:11.000 Listen, I've been huffing paint.

01:36:14.000 I don't know where I'm at right this minute.

01:36:16.000 Also, did you say there was Hebrew writing on there?

01:36:18.000 It looked like it.

01:36:19.000 And then it said 10-7?

01:36:20.000 There is.

01:36:22.000 Tim's been trying to cover up the fact that Israel's involved in it.

01:36:25.000 Yep, I had a feeling.

01:36:27.000 Look, here it is.

01:36:30.000 Here's an image of a clock at 10-07.

01:36:32.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Bang.

01:36:38.000 That's not right.

01:36:38.000 What do you mean it's not right?

01:36:42.000 I don't believe that.

01:36:43.000 Because that's like 10.09.

01:36:46.000 So... So I'm not playing these reindeer games.

01:36:53.000 AI is not...

01:36:56.000 AI should only make big booty Latina pictures of AOC and Taylor Swift. 0.80

01:37:01.000 So the other thing we were talking about, Sergio saying that it can't make an image of a wine glass filled to the brim.

01:37:06.000 The reason why is because there are no images on the internet of wine glasses overflowing or filled to the brim because it's an improper photo.

01:37:14.000 So whenever someone makes a photo of a wine glass, they fill it up partially.

01:37:18.000 So the AI's training models don't have anything to reference.

01:37:21.000 And so I eventually got close.

01:37:23.000 You saw that picture I posted?

01:37:24.000 It was kind of overflowing, but it had a weird dome over it, so it didn't quite make sense, but it did get kind of there.

01:37:31.000 Yeah, it was weird.

01:37:34.000 Yeah, AI is a hell of a thing, but it's not fully AI.

01:37:37.000 So it's not a sentient being, but...

01:37:41.000 I mean, I guess it is a threat.

01:37:44.000 It's terrifying.

01:37:45.000 What was it?

01:37:45.000 Shane was on here talking about how it's going to take everybody's jobs.

01:37:50.000 I'm actually happy for all those people to lose their jobs in the federal government.

01:37:52.000 I'm not happy for anybody to lose their job, but it just seems like they don't even do anything.

01:37:55.000 Well, I'm sure that there are people who work hard who have lost their job, but the great thing is they can reapply, and if they are qualified and really good at what they did, then they will get a new job. 0.97

01:38:05.000 I know, but I shouldn't be flying Southwest Airlines as I'm a baller, but I'm worried about flying into Reagan Airport and a damn Blackhawk helicopter crashing into it.

01:38:13.000 And that's not even because DEI, which that is part of it, but I'm actually worried that like... 0.90

01:38:17.000 They're just so mismanaged that another Blackhawk helicopter is going to run into the plane. 0.98

01:38:21.000 That's stupid that that's even a real thought. 0.99

01:38:23.000 It can literally only make 10.07 or 10.10. 1.00

01:38:26.000 I mean, it is DEI, but I'm just saying it's crazy.

01:38:29.000 It's 1,000% DEI.

01:38:30.000 The FAA is getting a lawsuit right now because their tests were benefiting minorities.

01:38:38.000 Yeah, they were cheating on it, too.

01:38:39.000 That one guy was giving them the answers.

01:38:41.000 Yeah. No, I know, but I just...

01:38:44.000 Listen, okay.

01:38:45.000 There's not a person alive.

01:38:47.000 Who does not take a sigh of relief when they enter a plane and they have white male pilots. 0.93

01:38:54.000 I disagree.

01:38:55.000 I disagree because I like it. 0.92

01:38:56.000 When I see a black pilot, I'm happy because that means you can smoke weed on the plane. 1.00

01:39:00.000 And they're pretty chill.

01:39:02.000 You disagree with that?

01:39:05.000 Here's the truth.

01:39:06.000 I don't think most people get on planes and then look into the cockpit to check the race of their pilots.

01:39:10.000 Really? I do it every time.

01:39:13.000 I smell their breath and see if they've been drinking.

01:39:15.000 I mean, that was its own scandal 10 years ago.

01:39:18.000 And by the way, I hate that we've been reduced to that.

01:39:21.000 Like, I don't love it, but...

01:39:23.000 I just feel like it is the way it is.

01:39:25.000 I have never gotten on a plane.

01:39:26.000 Really? And then been like, pardon me ma'am, can you tell me the race of the pilots?

01:39:30.000 No, Tim, Anthony Cumi has a good job at WCBC.

01:39:32.000 Every flight he goes on, he takes a picture of the pilot.

01:39:34.000 I'm not even kidding.

01:39:35.000 Why? He's like, I'm safe.

01:39:37.000 And he always takes a picture of his pilot's elbow, something where you can tell their gender or race.

01:39:40.000 This is a side effect of being terminally online.

01:39:43.000 Yes. Like it's a side effect of being terminally online.

01:39:45.000 I once flew on a private jet and there was a black pilot and a female co-pilot. 0.97

01:39:51.000 And it was a lovely flight, and they were very courteous and professional, and it was comfortable.

01:39:55.000 And I believe that.

01:39:56.000 Obviously, there are qualified female pilots and there are qualified minority pilots, but the DEI hires and the DEI policies and the way that the FAA is discriminating against white men and lowering their standards so that they can hire more minorities, not my opinion.

01:40:12.000 It's just part of a lawsuit.

01:40:14.000 The fact that they are doing that is what makes other people question.

01:40:17.000 So now you have to question. 0.98

01:40:18.000 I agree with the DEI stuff, and it really does suck.

01:40:21.000 Because when Harvard was doing that Asians weren't allowed thing, and we had liberals that would come on the show and argue that it was a good thing because of diversity or whatever, and I'm like, do you think an impoverished Asian kid from the ghetto of some city You think he's going to feel good? 0.94

01:40:40.000 You're helping him out by telling him because of the way he looks, he can't go to school?

01:40:42.000 And I was like, if you want those policies, then I want you to look the kid in the eye and say, I know you come from a broken family and you're poor and you're struggling.

01:40:49.000 You can't go to college because you look too much like those people. 0.88

01:40:52.000 I'm like, that's too brutal to me.

01:40:53.000 That's why I don't like racism.

01:40:55.000 That's why I don't like DEI stuff.

01:40:56.000 That's why I don't like wokeness. 0.99

01:40:57.000 Because that's the world they create.

01:40:58.000 They create a world where people will say things like you, or like when Charlie Kirk said, you're wondering if they hired this person on merit or on color of their skin.

01:41:07.000 And that worries people.

01:41:08.000 Yeah. No, I agree, but it's funny you bring up Asians because like, you know... 1.00

01:41:13.000 Black people will say that white supremacy is the biggest problem in the world, but Asians don't like black people either. 1.00

01:41:18.000 Asians don't like other Asians. 1.00

01:41:21.000 White women say white supremacy is the biggest problem in the world. 1.00

01:41:24.000 And Don Lemon. 0.97

01:41:26.000 In America, where most people couldn't tell you the difference between a Korean person and a Vietnamese person, there is like every Asian country is racist towards the other Asian countries. 0.55

01:41:36.000 Yeah, I know. 0.85

01:41:37.000 They're the most xenophobic.

01:41:39.000 Like Japan, they have a culture where you can't even... 1.00

01:41:46.000 Johnny Somali. 0.91

01:41:48.000 They're not going to jail.

01:41:51.000 They're not going viral.

01:41:53.000 Did they get arrested?

01:41:55.000 He's been charged with like 10 different things, but he can't leave Korea right now.

01:42:01.000 He's likely going to go to jail for a long time, too.

01:42:03.000 I understand correctly.

01:42:04.000 25 years?

01:42:07.000 That's what they're saying.

01:42:08.000 They say he might get a lighter sentence, but yeah.

01:42:11.000 Oh no, 25 years is too short.

01:42:14.000 Bro, these nuisance streamers should be banned.

01:42:16.000 100%. You do think so?

01:42:18.000 See, I don't know.

01:42:18.000 I don't know if they should be banned.

01:42:20.000 YouTube is evil.

01:42:22.000 And so YouTube wants these people to do these things.

01:42:25.000 But how will you get the next Logan Paul?

01:42:27.000 Logan Paul is not a nuisance streamer.

01:42:30.000 He's talking about the people that are in, like, it's called IRL streaming, that purposely act bad.

01:42:34.000 He did, but that was the thing, right?

01:42:35.000 Remember? He would, like, spill cups of coffee in a nice shop or, like, in a 7-Eleven.

01:42:38.000 And yeah, it's a nuisance, but, like, I don't know.

01:42:41.000 I mean, I don't know if he should...

01:42:42.000 The reason they're going to places like Korea and Japan is because of the culture there.

01:42:47.000 That stuff is so outside of normal and it really, really bothers the people.

01:42:53.000 So it's like, you know what? 0.86

01:42:54.000 If you're going to someone else's country and they have a particular culture where they don't put up with that and you're going there just to disrupt, it is perfectly fine to throw you in jail and throw you in jail for a long time so other people don't get the dumb idea. 0.84

01:43:10.000 I'm America first. 0.99

01:43:11.000 Every nuisance streamer doing that to another country is a patriot, and I love you, and go be a nuisance in every damn country except for America. 0.97

01:43:18.000 So thank you for spreading this American value. 0.97

01:43:20.000 And you know what?

01:43:21.000 People in other countries are Americans anyway.

01:43:23.000 We're going to go to chats, my friends, so smash the like button, share the show with everyone you know for every like we get.

01:43:30.000 It represents every year in prison for Dr. Fauci.

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01:43:37.000 It's very good numbers.

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01:43:43.000 Watch the Green Room podcast.

01:43:45.000 We had a lot of fun today.

01:43:46.000 The Green Room show is at rumble.com slash timcast IRL.

01:43:49.000 It's behind the scenes before the show.

01:43:51.000 We film and everyone's hanging out.

01:43:52.000 And it's fun and funny and not so family friendly.

01:43:55.000 No, it wasn't.

01:43:56.000 We got spicy in our talk.

01:43:58.000 We talked about some, you know.

01:44:00.000 Alt-right stuff and some alt-left stuff.

01:44:02.000 But yeah, it was wild.

01:44:03.000 All right.

01:44:03.000 Shane H. Wilder says, quote, I will eat the beaver.

01:44:06.000 Tim Pool, 2025.

01:44:08.000 Thanks for blowing my ex up again.

01:44:09.000 Phil, you're a real one, homie. 1.00

01:44:11.000 So what happened was we were talking about how vanilla flavor comes from beaver butt. 0.95

01:44:16.000 And then there was an article on the screen and I think Tiffany was like, would you really want to eat from the beaver's butt? 0.61

01:44:24.000 I said, I will eat that beaver.

01:44:26.000 And then she said, women around the world, thank you, Tim.

01:44:28.000 Well, I don't know. 0.77

01:44:29.000 I was saying, like, I will take the animal, and I will gut it, and I will put it on a fire, roast it, and eat the whole thing. 0.99

01:44:37.000 I don't care if its butt makes vanilla or not. 0.99

01:44:39.000 Did you know that Michael Douglas says that he got throat cancer from doing cunnilingus on a woman? 0.98

01:44:43.000 Okay, we're talking about eating wild animals.

01:44:45.000 We're talking about eating beaver, I thought.

01:44:46.000 Are we not talking about eating beaver?

01:44:48.000 It's not appropriate for a show where kids may be listening.

01:44:52.000 I mean, they're going to learn about it.

01:44:54.000 Stop! My elementary school teachers are talking about sex in third grade, and I'm a better person for it. 1.00

01:44:59.000 Wait, I do have a quick clarification on that.

01:45:02.000 So is this like a specific artificial vanilla flavor?

01:45:05.000 Vanillin. Vanillin.

01:45:07.000 So most, like when you're eating something that's vanilla flavored, like probably birthday cake, it's beaver butt.

01:45:13.000 But like, so this is aside from vanilla bean extract.

01:45:17.000 Vanilla bean extract is vanilla bean extract.

01:45:20.000 Right, right.

01:45:20.000 Vanillin. Vanillin.

01:45:22.000 Is a flavor compound, and it comes from beaver butt. 0.99

01:45:26.000 So disgusting. 0.97

01:45:27.000 Dude, beavers are hilarious. 0.89

01:45:28.000 I would eat it, though.

01:45:29.000 You ever watch a beaver just do his thing?

01:45:30.000 Yeah. It's great.

01:45:32.000 Bucky's is one of the best gas stations, but actually Bucky's, this heir to the Bucky's throne, just went to jail for filming people illegally.

01:45:38.000 In the bathroom?

01:45:39.000 Yeah. No, he has a lake house.

01:45:43.000 Not in the Bucky's bathroom.

01:45:44.000 No, not in the Bucky's bathroom, but he just went to jail for it.

01:45:47.000 No, they have some really nice lake house, and they found 13,000 images or something.

01:45:53.000 IDKwhatRumbleRant says, First time Super Chat Rant, been watching since 2020, but I just got four baby chicks after all your chicken talk, and I was not disappointed. 0.93

01:46:03.000 They're such goofballs, lol. 0.98

01:46:04.000 Anyway, y'all are the best. 0.96

01:46:06.000 Make sure you read everything you gotta do for the chickens.

01:46:09.000 The babies need a heat source, and you gotta make sure you take care of them. 0.98

01:46:13.000 But, you know, I've been saying, I don't think depression is real.

01:46:17.000 I don't think it's a real thing.

01:46:18.000 You know why?

01:46:19.000 Because chickens exist.

01:46:21.000 I have a challenge.

01:46:23.000 It is impossible to be depressed if you're watching chickens.

01:46:25.000 You're about to chicken pill me.

01:46:27.000 I'm gonna go home and buy some chickens.

01:46:29.000 If you've got like a handful of chickens just walking around, you can't be depressed.

01:46:33.000 It's just not possible. 0.99

01:46:34.000 You look at them, and they're so dumb, and they move all funny, and their heads are going like this. 0.99

01:46:39.000 You just start laughing and you're like, I don't understand. 1.00

01:46:42.000 I don't know.

01:46:43.000 Do you think Lake and Riley's dad just sees a chicken and is like, you know what?

01:46:46.000 I'm happy today.

01:46:47.000 I mean, I don't know.

01:46:49.000 I'm not talking about being sad for a...

01:46:51.000 I'm not talking about someone who lost their child and is grieving.

01:46:56.000 I'm talking about someone who lays in bed all day and being like, what's the point of life, man?

01:46:59.000 I just don't understand.

01:46:59.000 Bro, look at a chicken.

01:47:01.000 Just look out your window, and there's a rooster, and he's looking at you, and then he goes, and then you're going to start laughing.

01:47:06.000 If everybody had chickens, emo music never would have come about.

01:47:09.000 Never. Never.

01:47:10.000 And, like, there was this really great post where a guy says, like, depressed, job sucks, don't know what I'm doing with my life.

01:47:18.000 One day the neighbor gets chickens, and I don't think much of it.

01:47:21.000 I wake up in the morning, I hear the chicken, the rooster is yelling, and I look out the window and I start watching them do their little chicken thing and I start chuckling at myself.

01:47:27.000 Now every day I can't wait to get home to watch the neighbor's chickens because they're hilarious.

01:47:31.000 And I'm like, I'm telling you, dude.

01:47:32.000 That's funny.

01:47:33.000 And if you throw food, they play rugby.

01:47:36.000 What? Yeah, so like, if you throw a piece of fish, because we'll get extra sashimi from the work parties.

01:47:42.000 The chickens all run to it and grab it and then they chase each other around and they fight for it, you know?

01:47:47.000 They fight for the sashimi? 0.63

01:47:48.000 Oh, bro, you have no idea.

01:47:50.000 It's called rugby because they're like running and they're like jumping and they're like jumping over obstacles and the other chickens are chasing after them and the roosters don't do it because the roosters don't need to eat as much.

01:48:00.000 The roosters just watch and they're like looking at the girls but then what the rooster will do is he'll just look at a girl and then run full speed and then jump on her back and then he'll do, you know, his business.

01:48:10.000 Chickens are great.

01:48:11.000 And the best part is, not only can you eat them, but you can eat their eggs.

01:48:16.000 I know, and that's why we'll never, that's why Big Egg will never let this information go out.

01:48:20.000 This is why I love chicken pod thai, because you're eating the bird and its attempt at birthing an offspring.

01:48:25.000 Chicken pad thai.

01:48:27.000 That's right.

01:48:27.000 You called it chicken pod thai.

01:48:29.000 That's chicken pod thai.

01:48:30.000 What is chicken pod, is it podcast?

01:48:33.000 Chicken pod, what is this?

01:48:35.000 That's how you pronounce it.

01:48:36.000 I'm pronouncing it correctly.

01:48:38.000 Sarah, do not white knight for Tim calling chicken pod.

01:48:41.000 Nobody in the history of chicken pad thai is called the chicken pod thai.

01:48:44.000 We're calling the Venezuelan gang Trendy arugula. 0.82

01:48:47.000 I know, because that's how you say it.

01:48:48.000 That's how you say it.

01:48:49.000 Arugula. Whatever.

01:48:50.000 Tim, they're not podcasters.

01:48:53.000 It's chicken pad thai.

01:48:54.000 Do you eat gyros or gyros? 1.00

01:48:56.000 I say gyro because I say shit right. 1.00

01:48:58.000 I say stuff right. 0.99

01:49:00.000 Excuse my language.

01:49:01.000 I say gyro. 0.93

01:49:03.000 Did you know that there's a food in Turkey called the Iskander?

01:49:07.000 And it's because Alexander the Great came, and they thought, because Al means the, his name was Al-Iskander, and so they called the food item after him the Iskander.

01:49:18.000 Oh, that's funny.

01:49:18.000 I didn't know that, but I did know that the hamburger was made in Hamburg, Germany, not America.

01:49:24.000 Also, if you ever go to Turkey, you've got to get the Islak burger.

01:49:26.000 I'm going there because I'm going to get...

01:49:28.000 So they take, it's a lamb patty, and they put on a bun.

01:49:32.000 And then they dip it in like an oily tomato sauce and get it wet.

01:49:35.000 And then they put it under a heater.

01:49:36.000 So it kind of like stays warm and dries up a little bit.

01:49:39.000 But it's called a wet cheeseburger.

01:49:41.000 And it's basically their version of White Castle.

01:49:43.000 So like you're drunk.

01:49:44.000 It's 2 a.m.

01:49:45.000 You walk out of the bar and you're just like, let's go!

01:49:47.000 And then you buy a bunch of these Islak burgers and you slam them. 1.00

01:49:49.000 And it soaks up all the alcohol.

01:49:51.000 What about the videos of those Indians cooking food with their feet?

01:49:54.000 Would you ever eat that food, Tim?

01:49:56.000 Cooking with their feet?

01:49:57.000 You know the videos I'm talking about.

01:49:58.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:49:59.000 Tim, what is in your feet?

01:50:01.000 You don't watch videos of men on the street? 0.99

01:50:04.000 I don't know how you say this ridiculous thing and then you get upset when you don't know. 0.97

01:50:10.000 What's in your feet? 0.99

01:50:11.000 What's wrong with you?

01:50:12.000 Your algorithm is wrong.

01:50:14.000 You've never seen it where they're making Indian dishes with their feet?

01:50:18.000 I love it.

01:50:19.000 St. Miles says, Tim said this past week that medical treatment was cheaper and better in Mexico.

01:50:25.000 Uh-huh.

01:50:26.000 And? Next question.

01:50:27.000 Okay. Was this related?

01:50:30.000 It's called medical tourism.

01:50:31.000 I'm on his side.

01:50:32.000 Why does insulin cost $200 in Texas but $2 in Mexico?

01:50:36.000 That makes sense.

01:50:36.000 Did you get that dental?

01:50:38.000 I'm about to go to Tijuana.

01:50:41.000 I am.

01:50:41.000 I'm going to go get a bunch of dental work done.

01:50:42.000 Bro, you can't do it.

01:50:44.000 You know why?

01:50:45.000 Why? Because Tijuana has a chain of casinos. 0.54

01:50:48.000 There's like 700.

01:50:49.000 You'll be walking on the street and there's like a casino and you walk in and it's like 300 square feet and there's like 10 slot machines and one table and the guy's like, what game do you want to play?

01:50:58.000 And you're like, blackjack? 0.99

01:50:59.000 He's like, okay.

01:50:59.000 And then he presses a button and you're playing blackjack.

01:51:01.000 That sounds fun to me.

01:51:02.000 It's crazy.

01:51:03.000 There's casinos everywhere in Tijuana.

01:51:05.000 I'm going there to get dental work.

01:51:06.000 You should be out of it on nitrous gambling. 0.99

01:51:08.000 Yeah, they said that if I get all veneers that they'll throw on a penis enlargement. 0.99

01:51:12.000 Bro, you know what's really awesome too is when you're at the casino in Tijuana. 0.98

01:51:16.000 They use the same color denominations for all their chips.

01:51:19.000 So, you know, black chips are $100 ones, but that's like 100 pesos, so it's like $3 or something.

01:51:24.000 So you're playing with all these crazy high-denomination chips.

01:51:27.000 So it looks like you're playing with all this money, but it's all paper.

01:51:29.000 You film it, and people are going to be like, yo, Alex, just bet five grand.

01:51:31.000 I haven't even posted this video.

01:51:33.000 I showed Sarah, though.

01:51:33.000 I was recently in Cozumel, and I was asking Mexicans what do they think about changing the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, and these two Mexican dudes, like, almost, like...

01:51:42.000 Beat me up.

01:51:42.000 They got very violent.

01:51:43.000 They got mad.

01:51:44.000 Like, one hit me.

01:51:45.000 It was bad.

01:51:45.000 You know why I'm offended?

01:51:46.000 Because it is the Gulf of America.

01:51:48.000 This is not the continent of Mexico.

01:51:50.000 This is the continent of North America.

01:51:52.000 So why are we calling it...

01:51:54.000 Like, if they called it the Gulf of the United States, I'd be like, well, that's kind of weird.

01:51:58.000 The Gulf of Mexico.

01:51:59.000 No, it's the Gulf of North America.

01:52:01.000 Yeah, I think that argument is pretty solid.

01:52:03.000 Like, they can't...

01:52:04.000 For the people who are like, oh, it's America.

01:52:05.000 No, it's North America.

01:52:06.000 Boom. That's right.

01:52:08.000 All right, let it go.

01:52:09.000 Overpass says, there are a lot of good tax-paying people losing their status.

01:52:13.000 My girlfriend of two years is being deported.

01:52:15.000 Love you guys.

01:52:16.000 Try to understand.

01:52:17.000 See? His damn girlfriend. 1.00

01:52:18.000 She's probably a big-booty Latina. 1.00

01:52:20.000 That poor guy's going to be alone at night. 0.96

01:52:21.000 You know what the issue is for me?

01:52:23.000 There's a story where it's like he voted for Trump, and now his wife is being deported.

01:52:27.000 Yeah, and the story is she overstayed her visa, was here illegally, and I'm like, okay, hold on.

01:52:31.000 He voted for Trump, and he knew his wife was here illegally?

01:52:33.000 She could have left. 0.99

01:52:35.000 He could have been like, let's get this cleared up and not...

01:52:39.000 Let's, like, Trump's got that commercial.

01:52:41.000 You see the Trump commercial was at his desk and he's like, if you leave now, you can come back legally.

01:52:46.000 Okay, so do it.

01:52:47.000 This guy was like, we're gonna get married and we're gonna get her status approved.

01:52:50.000 Instead, I'll stay here illegally and fly around. 0.63

01:52:52.000 And they went to the Dominican Republic and came back.

01:52:54.000 And she couldn't get in.

01:52:55.000 What did they think was gonna happen?

01:52:57.000 Why am I supposed to sympathize with that?

01:52:59.000 Maybe he was done with the marriage.

01:53:01.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:53:03.000 Why is he taking her to the Dominican Republic?

01:53:05.000 Oh no!

01:53:06.000 You can't get back in!

01:53:07.000 Now that's a movie pitch right there. 0.99

01:53:10.000 I know, they're going on a damn carnival cruise trip to the Dominican Republic. 0.97

01:53:13.000 That seems like the wrong time to go. 0.98

01:53:16.000 Unless he wanted to get stuff.

01:53:18.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:53:19.000 Yeah, I have a hard time feeling bad for that.

01:53:22.000 Alright, silent.

01:53:23.000 Vitruvian says, y'all need to play the video game Soma.

01:53:26.000 Transferring consciousness means making a copy.

01:53:28.000 And the original dies or is left behind.

01:53:30.000 Isn't that what they take in Brave New World?

01:53:32.000 That's Star Trek.

01:53:33.000 They take so much Star Trek too?

01:53:34.000 No, no, no.

01:53:35.000 In Star Trek, the lore of Star Trek is that when you get beamed up, they vaporize you and create a new version of you that's different.

01:53:43.000 Every time you get beamed up?

01:53:44.000 Every time.

01:53:45.000 Every time.

01:53:46.000 Oh, I didn't realize that.

01:53:47.000 There's an episode of The Next Generation where they get a distress signal from some planet when they go there.

01:53:52.000 The distress signal is from Lieutenant Riker.

01:53:56.000 And, of course, Commander Riker is second in command of the ship.

01:53:58.000 And then there are two Jonathan Frakes characters being like, what?

01:54:01.000 What happened was, when they were beaming him up back when he was a lieutenant, interference caused the beam to split.

01:54:08.000 And so it rematerialized him on the planet and in the ship, creating two copies of the same person.

01:54:13.000 Because the lore of it is, it breaks you apart and then reconstructs you somewhere else.

01:54:18.000 So in the middle of the transmission, that's why there's two of them?

01:54:21.000 It bounced that transition back and then reconstituted both of them.

01:54:25.000 And now there's two of them in the Star Trek lore.

01:54:27.000 There are two Rikers.

01:54:28.000 Because the lore is, you die. 1.00

01:54:30.000 I know George Takei is a flaming homosexual that I hate to watch on Twitter. 1.00

01:54:35.000 But I love homosexuals. 1.00

01:54:37.000 Not that there's anything wrong with that. 0.63

01:54:38.000 So I'm very pro-game.

01:54:40.000 The truth A says, Pearl is not red pill. 0.98

01:54:43.000 She's a grifter. 1.00

01:54:43.000 Red pill men who believe that you should focus on yourself, your health, and your passions can see through her lies. 1.00

01:54:49.000 She preys on men who hate women. 1.00

01:54:50.000 Yeah, that's the saddest part about it is that it's all these vulnerable men who are very angry and a lot of times rightfully so.

01:54:57.000 And she's capitalizing off of that and just perpetuating it and making it worse rather than trying to help solve the problem. 1.00

01:55:03.000 Very grifty.

01:55:04.000 Very grifty.

01:55:06.000 Yeah, I feel like, you know, she came on and we did a debate.

01:55:09.000 She says things like, how come conservative women do this thing? 1.00

01:55:12.000 I say, what should they do?

01:55:13.000 And she goes, I'm not talking about anything.

01:55:14.000 And I'm like, what?

01:55:15.000 Then what are you complaining about?

01:55:16.000 If you don't believe there's a thing they should be doing, what are you complaining about?

01:55:21.000 Also, just kind of pro tip, I wouldn't take relationship advice from someone who has never been married, as far as I know, don't have any prospects.

01:55:29.000 She has a boyfriend who's Dominican, I think.

01:55:32.000 She started dating five seconds ago, so I'm just saying like...

01:55:35.000 If you need relationship advice, you want to go to someone like Harry Sisson because he's getting all the girls. 1.00

01:55:39.000 He's got like a whole stable.

01:55:41.000 Did I stutter, Alex?

01:55:43.000 No, you didn't.

01:55:43.000 You're very clear.

01:55:44.000 I agree.

01:55:45.000 Matt and Alyssa Walsh, happy marriage, lots of kids, doing everything right.

01:55:49.000 I think I'm going to trust them rather than the grifter.

01:55:53.000 You know, real quick though.

01:55:54.000 Actually, this is my last argument of the night.

01:55:56.000 We're going to sit here.

01:55:58.000 Yeah, I think so, because we're almost out of time. 0.54

01:56:00.000 Oh, grifter this, grifter that.

01:56:01.000 Okay, first of all, aren't we all grifting?

01:56:03.000 Aren't we all trying to make a living?

01:56:04.000 No. Aren't we all trying to get engaged?

01:56:06.000 Grifting isn't trying to make money.

01:56:08.000 That's not what grifting is.

01:56:10.000 No, I disagree.

01:56:11.000 That's what grifting is.

01:56:12.000 No, grifting is trying to make money off of something by pretending.

01:56:16.000 Yeah, you try to make money.

01:56:17.000 Right, but by pretending...

01:56:19.000 Oh, you mean it's not solely...

01:56:20.000 Yes, correct.

01:56:21.000 Yes, obviously you're trying to make money, but it's more to it than that.

01:56:23.000 It's not just, I'm trying to make money.

01:56:25.000 It is one of the hardest...

01:56:26.000 It should have the highest level of...

01:56:30.000 You should have the hardest time trying to prove that, because what you're saying is that you're saying something to make money, but it's not what you actually believe.

01:56:37.000 I'm pro-grifting!

01:56:39.000 It is impossible for me or you to know it's in someone else's heart.

01:56:42.000 Now, you can base it on whether you think that their logic doesn't hold up and they say one thing one day and one thing another day, but grifter has become a catch-all term to say, I don't like this guy, therefore he's a grifter.

01:56:52.000 I don't like his opinion, therefore he's a grifter.

01:56:55.000 Because in their mind, everybody who doesn't think like them is that, and that's untenable.

01:57:00.000 I can't go to the casino with you.

01:57:02.000 Why? Because I'm a grifter?

01:57:03.000 Because I'm a dad now. 1.00

01:57:05.000 Shut up, dude. 0.99

01:57:05.000 Are you kidding? 0.99

01:57:06.000 My dad lived at the casino.

01:57:08.000 I got a wife with a baby.

01:57:10.000 So what?

01:57:11.000 What are you going to do with a baby?

01:57:13.000 What if a bear shows up right now?

01:57:15.000 Oh, a bear is going to show up.

01:57:17.000 We had this conversation earlier.

01:57:20.000 We had this conversation earlier.

01:57:23.000 You know what he said?

01:57:24.000 He said, well, what am I going to do at home with a bear?

01:57:27.000 What am I going to do with a newborn?

01:57:29.000 What are you going to do with a baby?

01:57:30.000 You're just going to look at your phone.

01:57:31.000 Oh, the baby's fine.

01:57:33.000 The baby's fine.

01:57:34.000 What if a bear shows up?

01:57:35.000 You act like something's going to happen to the baby.

01:57:37.000 I've been reliably told that women want to be left alone in the woods with the bear anyway. 1.00

01:57:42.000 Yeah. The bear is sleeping with Trump.

01:57:44.000 You know, here I am.

01:57:44.000 You know, I go out and party with Alex.

01:57:45.000 The bear shows up.

01:57:46.000 And then, you know, my wife is sitting there with the baby saying... 0.70

01:57:49.000 Thank God it's not Trump.

01:57:49.000 She's like, I didn't choose the bear anyways.

01:57:52.000 She's going to say, where's my husband to save me from this bear?

01:57:55.000 You know, and then I'm going to come back and the bear is sleeping in my bed.

01:57:58.000 And she's going to be like, the bear was here for me and you weren't.

01:58:01.000 Listen. That bear, if the bear wanted to raise the baby while you could go to the casino, let the bear babysit a little bit.

01:58:07.000 I mean, I don't know why.

01:58:08.000 Bear besit.

01:58:08.000 Yeah, bear besit.

01:58:10.000 So, let's just, come on.

01:58:11.000 Great idea.

01:58:12.000 Let's not be a, oh, I'm a dad now, I have to act all proper.

01:58:15.000 No, there's bad dads.

01:58:17.000 There's a bad dad.

01:58:18.000 You can be one.

01:58:20.000 Yes, I should choose to not be there for my wife and daughter and go gambling instead.

01:58:25.000 Yeah, 100%.

01:58:26.000 A lot of dads are doing, there's dads doing that right now, okay?

01:58:29.000 Those are the dads that I respect.

01:58:31.000 You know what I mean?

01:58:32.000 He's saying the world needs good dads and bad dads.

01:58:34.000 It needs both.

01:58:35.000 I said it needs liberals and conservatives.

01:58:36.000 How would we know what the good dads were without them?

01:58:39.000 Exactly right!

01:58:40.000 If we didn't have bad dads like Tim Poole, we wouldn't know the good dads like mine.

01:58:44.000 So, thank God for people like Tim Poole that will just turn from his family.

01:58:48.000 It's all about putting things into perspective.

01:58:50.000 I'm gonna go...

01:58:52.000 After the show, lay in bed with my wife and watch School Spirits on Paramount+. 0.99

01:58:56.000 See, that's gay. 1.00

01:58:57.000 We're not doing that. 0.94

01:58:59.000 He's with his wife, Alex. 0.89

01:59:02.000 He can't be gay. 0.99

01:59:05.000 Alex, bring the baby. 1.00

01:59:07.000 Bring the baby to the casino.

01:59:09.000 No, no, hold on.

01:59:10.000 I've checkmated pro-lifers.

01:59:13.000 When a woman is pregnant, she can bring the baby into the casino. 1.00

01:59:18.000 But as soon as the baby, like literally, a woman is nine months pregnant.

01:59:21.000 She walks in the casino.

01:59:22.000 Baby's right there.

01:59:23.000 She's gambling.

01:59:25.000 Then she walks outside.

01:59:27.000 Uh-oh, the baby's coming.

01:59:28.000 She goes and gives birth, comes back and says, you can't bring the thing in here. 1.00

01:59:31.000 That proves that the baby inside is not a human.

01:59:34.000 That's right, because it's an object that's allowed to be brought into the casino.

01:59:37.000 Ah, man.

01:59:38.000 What's going to happen is a pregnant woman is going to win a jackpot at a casino, and then she's going to have the baby in there, and then they're going to keep the money and say, you violated policy. 1.00

01:59:46.000 Maybe, or she's going to be playing at a slot machine, and then she's going to go into labor, and the baby's going to come out, and the baby's going to hit the button.

01:59:53.000 And win the jackpot.

01:59:55.000 They're going to be like, you can't.

01:59:57.000 Baby's not 21!

01:59:59.000 But then, the lawyer's going to say, your honor, the umbilical cord was still attached.

02:00:03.000 It was one being that did this.

02:00:05.000 And they're going to win against that precedent.

02:00:07.000 I like it.

02:00:08.000 All right, everybody, smash the like button.

02:00:10.000 Share the show with everyone you know.

02:00:12.000 Warn them about Alex Stein.

02:00:13.000 It's a good show, but they'll need a disclaimer.

02:00:15.000 They'll need a lot of disclaimers after this episode.

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02:00:21.000 Alex, do you want to shout anything out?

02:00:23.000 Guys, I'll be at the Grifties next weekend in Newark, New Jersey.

02:00:27.000 Or actually, Morris Plains, New Jersey.

02:00:28.000 And I think my arch nemesis, Milo, is going to be there.

02:00:31.000 And yeah, so that'll be interesting.

02:00:33.000 So come on out.

02:00:33.000 I'll help Milo get his cat, bro.

02:00:34.000 I know.

02:00:35.000 You know, it's funny because honestly- I know you're a cat guy.

02:00:37.000 Well, I love cats.

02:00:38.000 You know that.

02:00:39.000 And Milo and I have some heat. 1.00

02:00:40.000 He is Mara's nemesis and he is flaming homosexual. 1.00

02:00:42.000 But what I'm saying is I really feel bad. 0.98

02:00:45.000 I hope his cat comes back.

02:00:46.000 But Milo posted like 20 videos of him always walking around with this cat with no leash.

02:00:49.000 Outside? Yeah, all the time.

02:00:50.000 Is that what happened?

02:00:51.000 I think so.

02:00:52.000 So I'm just saying, Milo, listen, but even though we don't like each other, I don't care.

02:00:55.000 I want to help the cat.

02:00:56.000 I want the cat back.

02:00:57.000 I put up $10,000 to help him get his cat back.

02:00:58.000 But it's like, dude, you take these cats outside, these cats have a mind of their own.

02:01:01.000 You can't, you know, it's just, I hate it for them.

02:01:03.000 I hate it.

02:01:04.000 Me too.

02:01:05.000 I hope the cat comes back.

02:01:06.000 It's a big reward, $25,000.

02:01:07.000 I think the cat will come back if it's not eaten.

02:01:09.000 I just think it's probably hiding right now. 0.95

02:01:11.000 Let's hope there aren't any Haitians around. 1.00

02:01:13.000 And Trump deported the Haitians, so now the cat has more of a likelihood of living.

02:01:17.000 Do you want to shout anything out, Sarah?

02:01:19.000 Yeah, follow me on YouTube, Sarah Gonzalez Unfiltered.

02:01:22.000 And we have a makeup line exclusively for women. 0.97

02:01:26.000 You will never see us use a man or a trans to advertise American beauty. 1.00

02:01:30.000 BuySara.com.

02:01:31.000 You can also get this jacket there, by the way.

02:01:34.000 Guys, if you want to follow me, I'm on Instagram and Twix at Brett Dasvig.

02:01:37.000 But what you should do is go over to Pop Culture Crisis on YouTube because Mary made me go see Snow White with Rachel Zegler.

02:01:44.000 And it was all of these things.

02:01:45.000 She's a communist princess.

02:01:46.000 So you should go watch our review.

02:01:48.000 We spent 28 minutes talking about how awful it was.

02:01:50.000 So check it out.

02:01:51.000 Did you see it?

02:01:51.000 We did.

02:01:52.000 Oh, and it's like...

02:01:53.000 It was fine. 0.98

02:01:54.000 She meets a dirtbag leftist and his roommates?

02:01:58.000 The thing is, depending on how politically inclined you are, you're going to see politics in the movie and it's definitely there.

02:02:04.000 But if you're just going there with your kids, your kids aren't going to see any of that.

02:02:07.000 So it depends on how much you want to avoid the Disney propaganda.

02:02:10.000 I would see it if she mercilessly beats the dwarves. 1.00

02:02:14.000 She doesn't do that. 1.00

02:02:15.000 Nah, I don't want to see that.

02:02:16.000 Hi, I'm Phil that remains on Twix.

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02:02:20.000 The band is All That Remains.

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02:02:24.000 You can check it out on YouTube, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Pandora, Spotify, and Deezer.

02:02:29.000 Don't forget the left lane is for crime.

02:02:30.000 We will see you all throughout the weekend with clips from this show, but then we're back Monday.

02:02:34.000 Thanks for hanging out.

02:02:35.000 And wait, wait, give me one second.

02:02:36.000 Give me one second.

02:02:37.000 We have a new policy here.

02:02:39.000 Monday, our current scheduled guest is Bradley Devlin.

02:02:44.000 Carl Benjamin will be here next week.

02:02:46.000 So, very excited, very excited.

02:02:48.000 Alright, we're actually going to start announcing our guests so that people can get a heads up and we're going to actually put out promos for it and everything.

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