On this episode of the podcast, the crew talks about the Trump administration's immigration policies and what it means for the future of free speech in America. Plus, we talk about the latest in the Casprew coffee craze.
00:00:23.000He knows that Fridays are kind of hard news days because everybody's just checked out for the weekend.
00:00:29.000So being such a good guy that he is, at 7.19 p.m., literally just within the hour before we're like...
00:00:36.000Right around the time we started doing pre-production for the show, the news broke that he's revoked the legal status of half a million different migrants, Cubans, Haitians, Nicaraguans, and Venezuelans.
00:00:45.000And I know he did it because he was thinking about us.
00:00:47.000He said, Tim, we're going to make sure you've got a breaking news story for your show.
00:00:56.000All of these individuals who were told by the Biden administration, come on down, fly in if you've got a sponsor, find themselves facing their status being revoked.
00:01:06.000Now, reportedly, this is not individuals who came here illegally and then got temporary status.
00:01:10.000These are people who a program was created where if you had a sponsor, you could come because Biden basically said surge the border.
00:01:15.000So they flew here with temporary status and now Trump be taking it away.
00:01:21.000He's also gutted the entire civil rights department at the DHS and he's shutting down another immigration department.
00:01:28.000He's just basically shutting everything down at lightning speed and we're here for it.
00:01:55.000Before we get started, we have some shout-outs.
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00:03:15.000This one's for all the chicken owners out there, because if you've got chickens in a chicken coop, you need one of these skateboards.
00:03:20.000This is the 28th Amendment graphic skateboard.
00:03:23.000Chickens being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep, bear, and breed chickens shall not be infringed.
00:03:31.000And this is the 28th Amendment skateboard over at boonieshq.com.
00:03:35.000And I believe this should be the 20th Amendment because chickens are based.
00:03:39.000And Alex was just telling me how if everybody in the country owned three chickens, they would consume our biodegradable waste and we would have a clean environment.
00:05:57.000This move, effective April 24th, will cut the two-year parole granted to migrants under former President Joe Biden that allowed them to enter the country by air if they had U.S. sponsors.
00:06:43.000He's doing this for all those stray dogs and cats that are not going to get eaten anymore.
00:06:46.000So now all those dogs and cats are safe.
00:06:49.000And I'm sorry, you know, I don't think Haitians actually eat animals like that, but I would not take my cat or dog to a Haitian veterinarian because they might.
00:06:58.000So, you know, I honestly do feel better for...
00:07:28.000He's been here for 20 years, and he's got this amazing practice just outside of D.C., and he loves animals, and he's watching the show right now, and a single tear is coming from his eye as you say those words about him.
00:07:37.000Well, because Haitians do voodoo, and they lose cats, so I'm sorry.
00:10:19.000Wasn't there a huge, supposedly bipartisan immigration bill during the Biden administration that was supposedly having them saying that he was really, really tough on immigration, despite the fact that we know that most things that are bipartisan suck?
00:10:36.000Yeah, it was going to fund all kinds of things that the Republicans were never going to get on board with.
00:10:41.000It was all just a talking point so they could say, look, we had this bill and the Republicans said no, so it's all the Republicans' fault and blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:10:48.000No, but again, they need to ramp up the deportations.
00:10:52.000They need to get rid of the people that are here illegally.
00:10:56.000That was the promise made by the Trump administration.
00:11:57.000One of the biggest issues is people outstay their visa and then you see a lot of cases where it's like they've been here for 10 years and they haven't fulfilled the requirements to get legal status or apply for citizenship in full.
00:12:33.000Yeah, I mean, the problem is when it's as easy as Joe Biden just being in office and making it so, declaring it policy to allow all of these people in, then it has to be as easy as Donald Trump coming in and saying, you know what, I'm going to undo the absurd thing that Joe Biden just...
00:12:49.000It did, and by the way, did it on our dime.
00:12:51.000Do you guys think we should get rid of birthright citizenship?
00:12:57.000I mean, I know that they have all these Chinese guys come here and, like, send their wife here when they're, like, nine months pregnant so they can have that.
00:14:29.000Because as with most things, the left takes a piece of something and bastardizes the meaning of it and the context and tries to use it to their advantage.
00:14:40.000The whole point of the birthright citizenship had nothing to do with making sure that pregnant women that could get across the border and have the baby had a way to remain in the United States.
00:14:57.000Of what these laws is based on liberal interpretation.
00:15:02.000A woman from China who is seven or eight months pregnant gets a three-month tourist visa to the United States and flies here.
00:15:09.000She gives birth to the child who was born in the United States and is an American citizen, so they claim.
00:15:15.000They then fly back to mainland China where this kid is raised in the Communist Chinese Party as a devout worshiper of the Communist...
00:15:24.000And he wiggles his little red book in the air as he runs around playing Communist Manifesto.
00:15:29.000At the age of 25, he moves back to the United States, where he is a U.S. citizen, and he spends the next 15 years working in various industries, and then he runs for president.
00:15:41.000And now, I don't even think it needs to be 15 years.
00:15:43.000He runs for president, and everyone's...
00:15:45.000Who, in their right mind, which founding father would tell you that was the function of government?
00:15:52.000They'd be like, no, that's clearly a foreign national.
00:15:54.000Just because he was here for one day to make him a citizen, now he can be president?
00:15:59.000And then as soon as he wins, he goes, I'm allegiant to the Communist Party of China.
00:16:43.000A nation grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they will never sit beneath and then let foreign people come in and rip from that tree, chop it down and build cheap furniture with it.
00:17:24.000They're going to say that the cuts affect the civil rights branch of the DHS and two ombudsman offices, one overseeing immigration detention and another responsible for scrutinizing the administration's legal immigration policies.
00:17:33.000According to five current and former government officials, more than 100 people at the civil rights office alone are losing their jobs.
00:17:48.000Right? Because to your point, I agree with you, there have not been enough deportations, and when you look at, you know, the daily average, when you calculate that out, it's not hardly making a dent in it.
00:17:57.000However, if you look at the amount of people who are now trying to come here, have you seen the chart?
00:18:36.000This is the civil rights office, right?
00:18:38.000These are the people that are supposed to make sure that if we are detaining and deporting migrants, they're not being beaten and loaded on trains and smashed and crammed in solitary.
00:19:55.000It's so interesting because these probably are the same people who yelled at President Trump the first time he was in office about keeping kids in cages and all of these things.
00:21:03.000We gave Al-Qaeda—I mean, we created the Mujahideen.
00:21:06.000We gave Osama bin Laden weapons, so I don't know why we wouldn't arm the cartel fighting in Ukraine.
00:21:10.000We should take every single person in the Venezuelan—I'm sorry, in the Salvadoran prisons, send them to Ukraine.
00:21:15.000But what we'll end up finding out is 20 years from now, the CIA will actually do this, and we'll just find out when files are declassified.
00:21:22.000Or actually, right now, there's CIA and NSA guys.
00:21:26.000Watching the show eating popcorn and they'll be like, that's a great idea!
00:21:43.000Absolutely. This business idea I have that I want to create a human catapult on the border and I want to see how much Americans would pay to press the button to just catapult someone across to the other side.
00:21:56.000Do they get a bouncy house on the other side to land up?
00:22:05.000Okay, we're talking about birthright citizenship.
00:22:07.000Yes. My question is, there is a story right now about a 10-year-old girl who got brain cancer, but she's a U.S. citizen, but her parents are illegal.
00:22:18.000Now the daughter, who's 10, is getting consistent treatment for brain swelling or for the brain surgery, but they've been deported, and the left is saying, oh, it's so evil, this American citizen was deported.
00:22:28.000Tom Homan said in the past, they can be deported with their parents.
00:22:40.000The kids can go back when they're old enough or whatever.
00:22:42.000Do you think, as Trump is revoking the status of legal migrants, do you think, because I think this has been actually floated, kids who come and are, like this 10-year-old girl, would have her U.S. citizenship revoked because...
00:23:04.000I don't know if you should revoke it for the ones who came here when it was law, but implement it so that anything following would go under new policy.
00:24:16.000Okay. The American citizen child did not have the option to stay as a ward of the state.
00:24:21.000I don't know if the child had an option, but it was deported with the parents.
00:24:23.000Okay. So we have this map of all the places in the world that have, this is from the Library of Congress, countries with unconditional birthright citizenship.
00:24:31.000Jeez. And you can see the New World, we call it, which is the Americas, almost entirely birthright citizenship.
00:26:22.000And we're going to deport your family.
00:26:23.000The question is, do we reward people for committing crimes against us?
00:26:27.000And so there's a statute of limitations, I suppose.
00:26:31.000Like I said, a 30-year-old guy whose parents are elderly, sure, I guess, deport them.
00:26:36.000But if you've got a family that comes here, I would say this.
00:26:40.000Simply, if people come here and they have a kid, and it's been like a month or two, they're all deported, there's no citizenship.
00:26:48.000If the kid is a certain age, after a certain age, maybe the cutoff is 18. Maybe if it's like, as of right now, anyone who is 18 or older...
00:26:59.000Is past that point, but anyone younger, you're getting your...
00:27:11.000And the idea that we're going to deport a 10-year-old U.S. citizen because the parents are illegal and exploited our laws and broke the law to come here and take advantage of us, that kid's just going to come back and then file sponsorship for the parents and then we'll have changed migration.
00:27:27.000Yeah, I just think that it's important to set the precedent for people to do things the right way.
00:27:32.000So, I mean, I would be in favor of the parents making the decision if you would like for your child to remain here.
00:27:40.000And this is the moral quandary that...
00:28:01.000lot of Americans find themselves in when you get posed this question, right?
00:28:04.000It's like we are the question is put upon us as American citizens.
00:28:39.000On a serious note, you know when your parents die and they might have debt, they're going to call you and they're going to be like, you know, your parents owe debt.
00:28:45.000And they're going to try to con you and say you're responsible for your parents' debt, but you're not.
00:31:48.000Okay. In the movie, the woman cracks it up and puts it in her eye, and then she's skiing on this mountain.
00:31:54.000And then she wakes up like, whoa, I was just on vacation in Aspen.
00:31:57.000The guy goes behind her back and sells it to prison companies so they can put prison terms in your eye and in 10 seconds you live 10 years in prison.
00:32:05.000And then he tries to kill her because she tries to stop him and then she like squirts the whole thing in his face and then he experiences like a million years in prison and he goes insane.
00:32:13.000I don't know if anybody here has taken a bunch of benzos and had a bad trip, but time dilation is something I would want nothing to do with.
00:33:17.000What that means is they have a lot of brain scan technology with Neuralink.
00:33:21.000So they can take data from your brain, and that allows your brain to control computer mouses.
00:33:25.000The right capability is when they're getting towards fixing severed nerves, where they can put the two little computers at the base of the spine where the brake is and then connect it, and signals can jump, and then people can relearn how to walk.
00:34:53.000So most conservatives who use it, if they would, and it's a very small amount, would use it periodically as like a recreation thing, but maybe only a little bit.
00:35:03.000Because of their faith would stay away from it.
00:35:06.000I bet you it becomes addictive as hell and a lot of them fall into a trap.
00:35:10.000The jerk master 9000 is going to have its hold on people.
00:35:14.000More so than that, I think that it's going to be something that once your body starts breaking down, when it hurts to move all the time, when you can't walk, then people are going to opt into that.
00:35:25.000They'll be like, well, my brain is still good.
00:35:42.000Like in Futurama, all the celebrities are still alive in their heads.
00:35:45.000There was a show called Dollhouse from Joss Whedon where you could upload the consciousness of an entire human being into a blank slate human being so that you could have your entire consciousness uploaded to a drive and then the super rich would then have their entire personality uploaded into just a person that was just literally sent there from prison to live out sentences by being a blank.
00:36:06.000There's a meme where it's a guy smiling, looking up, and it says, me looking up from hell as a robot that I thought I downloaded my consciousness into pretends to be me and lives my life.
00:38:02.000You go to the worst liberal imaginable and you say, this device, you put the headset on, it goes in the back of your head, non-invasive, and it can broadcast to your mind.
00:38:11.000You lay back in your chair and you are Valsadhar, the great knight of the kingdom of Robor.
00:38:17.000And you're riding a dragon and you can throw fireballs.
00:38:30.000Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind where you can delete a memory in your brain?
00:38:33.000Do you think that this is the type of thing...
00:38:35.000Look, right now, the liberals, they hate Elon Musk, but Elon Musk loves transhumanism.
00:38:41.000And if he's the one who ends up perfecting it, then they have to draw swastikas on all of the Neuralinks and they're not allowed to use it.
00:39:22.000Well, I think, honestly, and once again, I didn't know I'd be debating with you all night, but I do think that we kind of need libtarded people, too, to make the world, like, a better place.
00:40:10.000Bill Burr is a coward who's terrified of the left because he witnessed a man who has a comparable net worth to him being murdered, and he thought to himself, that could be me next.
00:40:21.000You know the biggest problem with Bill Burr is he's one of the most talented comedians in the world, but his wife is disgustingly ugly, and she's overweight.
00:41:16.000If Neuralink goes full-service read-write, and you can attach it to your head, and then it can transport you to your own private universe, you're going to jail.
00:41:27.000The judge says to you, you have the option to go into the Neuralink universe where you can live a life, a full life.
00:41:34.000Or we could put you in a standard prison.
00:41:36.000What do you think people would choose?
00:41:39.000And that's how they're going to convince people because in the Neuralink you get to live for a thousand years but on Earth you only live until you're 70. For all we know in base reality you live for 10 years and we are in the Neuralink universe right now and we live first.
00:42:11.000Every night in the Neuralink, they turn it off, you wake up in the real world, you get up, move around, eat food, and then plug back in, and it erases your memory from what happened.
00:42:21.000Well, I don't think you should have the option.
00:43:12.000Are you concerned that they would be, like, they're going to be light years ahead of us normies who don't have, you know, a brain chip implanted and don't have access to all these things?
00:43:20.000Yeah, it would be like the vaccine and anti-vax.
00:43:22.000But it would be so much more than that because you're talking about jobs and, you know, careers where people would be ahead of the people who don't have one.
00:43:30.000I had an idea for a TV show, and I'll give you the really quick version.
00:43:42.000Most people in that city have no idea how the Earth collapsed.
00:43:44.000When they find old newspapers or boot up old servers, it seems at some point the data just stopped.
00:43:49.000The news started to stop slowly, and there's no news about any catastrophe.
00:43:53.000The long story short of it is they eventually find out that the majority of the Earth population, Neuralinked Inn, And then started transmitting data among each other on a different network that they don't have access to because they're not neural linked.
00:44:08.000And the reason why it looks like the historical record stops is because they're not using the internet anymore.
00:44:14.000So imagine if Benjamin Franklin was transported to today and said, someone get me a periodical so I can figure out what's going on in this country.
00:44:29.000I mean, I guess there's a few books and encyclopedias, but...
00:44:32.000If humans migrate to a neural link information network, where in their minds they can pull up websites and information and it's no longer on the internet as we perceive it, to anybody who doesn't transfer into that system, it would look like history stops.
00:45:24.000But yeah, you still, even if you had the encyclopedia, you wouldn't be able to really get a grasp of what the hell is going on that well without the internet.
00:45:31.000I mean, it is a really scary idea to me.
00:45:34.000Because I would legitimately never get...
00:46:51.000So we assume in 2010, a disaster happened.
00:46:54.000When in reality, no, we just switched to the internet, but a solar flare wipes all our servers and destroys all our machines, and all data and history that we've logged since then is gone.
00:47:03.000Well, I can argue that that's already happened with Tartaria and a lot of the library of Alexander, and so you don't even know what year it is really right now.
00:48:07.000What if they start melting and they'll find a bunch of buildings?
00:48:11.000Well, they do that because there's a city called Rockwall outside of Dallas where just a few years ago they're digging and they found a huge wall of rocks.
00:49:35.000They're saying that they did scans, and underneath the pyramids are these big pillars, eight vertically aligned cylindrical structures arranged in two parallel rows from north to south.
00:49:45.000And they say it appeared to be vertical shafts descend to a depth of more than 2,100 feet.
00:50:31.000Conspiracy's not the right word, because it's not like there's a conspiracy to cover it up, but they say, how come pyramids were built everywhere?
00:50:38.000How come there's pyramids all around the world?
00:50:41.000Perhaps stacking blocks was the easiest thing to do?
00:50:43.000No, everybody knows it's from the Nephilim in the Book of Enoch that Jewish giants used to roam the earth and that the Smithsonian are hiding.
00:53:20.000Dude, have you ever seen like the freakishly tall people?
00:53:22.000Yeah, I get nervous if like I'm tall and if like a seven foot guy, like an NBA size, if Shaquille O'Neal walked in here, he could kick my ass.
00:53:29.000Shaquille O'Neal is not a nine foot guy.
00:53:32.000He's big, but he's athletic and dudes in the NBA are athletic and stuff.
00:53:38.000You're also talking about athletes who are above the average amount of physical.
00:53:43.000Prowess, whereas the average person is actually pretty disjointed and doesn't walk very well.
00:53:49.000Well, we just, you guys are, I mean, I'm not going to sit here and let you say that the aliens or giants didn't build the pyramids, alright?
00:53:55.000I'm not going to sit here and let that happen.
00:55:00.000Only on a show with Alex Stein can we start by talking about Trump revoking the legal status of all of the Cubans and Nicaraguans and somehow get to aliens.
00:55:40.000Jimmy Corsetti's responded to the pyramid, ancient alien stuff.
00:55:44.000He says, my thoughts on the Giza pyramids.
00:55:46.000A third party should conduct an immediate secondary testing to compare scan results.
00:55:50.000The most important aspect of the potential discovery is not necessarily the size and depth, but rather the fact that a potential subterranean extension of the pyramid could exist.
00:55:58.000This would be exceptionally strong suggestive evidence that the pyramids are a lost technology of some kind, as many, including myself, have long believed.
00:56:05.000However, it's entirely possible these scans have been massively misinterpreted.
00:56:09.000He says, but it is a fact that it's premature to conclude anything, and that is exactly why everyone should be calling on an immediate further testing and excavation of the Giza Plateau.
00:56:18.000Drill a hole straight down and let's see what we find.
00:56:20.000Based on the interpretation of the scan, it does seem to be wildly exaggerated.
00:56:23.000Wait, we're going to find out later that this is like some wireframe for a video game concept?
00:58:05.000They don't know how to set up a desktop.
00:58:07.000This, the last, I guess, maybe not even 100 years, 70 years, Is when humanity stopped knowing where its water came from, at least in the developed world.
00:58:17.000So if you go back, like, you know, we're looking at the Roman Empire, right?
00:58:40.000To be fair, Chicago knows where the water comes from because they go take dumps in it every day.
00:58:45.000They literally go in the lake and they're like, I drink this?
00:58:47.000The water is so disgusting in Chicago.
00:58:49.000But if there was a collapse event, like if the poles really did shift and that weakened the magnetosphere enough, what Ben Davidson said was that for a few weeks...
00:58:58.000The magnetosphere would be so weak, solar radiation would be blasting the earth like a massive flare, and it would fry all of our electronics.
00:59:06.000I told them, I was like, bro, most people in this country have no idea where water comes from.
00:59:09.000They don't even know where the food comes from.
00:59:13.000Yeah. You can eat dirt, you can eat leaves, you can figure something out, and without water, in days, you are done.
00:59:22.000Like, your body can eat its own muscles, you know, you can survive for a month or whatever, but without water in a few days, it's not just that you die of dehydration, it's that your brain stops working after even, like, two days of no water.
00:59:34.000You can live, like, three days without water or four days without water, but, like, after two, you're functionally, you're done.
00:59:40.000You can't move, your body cramps up so much, you're doomed.
00:59:45.000And society has become so comfortable that the average person isn't expected to know much about anything because there's a difference between knowing the answer to something and knowing how something works.
00:59:54.000And that's just a product of having a phone in your pocket that has the answer to any question you want to ask.
00:59:58.000But actually understanding what that answer means is something completely different.
01:00:02.000And I think most people fall into that.
01:00:03.000It's like you kind of actually now feel uncomfortable if somebody asks you a question and you don't know it because you're kind of expected to know everything because you can just look up the answer on your phone.
01:00:13.000But if you go on chat, And you get the answer to something.
01:00:16.000That doesn't mean you understand what it's about.
01:00:17.000You just know what the right answer is if it was a test.
01:00:20.000It's not the same thing as understanding it.
01:00:21.000You know what would be really funny if like under the pyramids, it's just like the pyramids are all crappy and then there's these big tubes and there's stairs that go down and there's this massive subterranean highly advanced base with like computers and crazy tech.
01:00:32.000And then it's just like, if you just looked, you'd have known the whole time.
01:01:40.000You know, how sad would it be if, like, there was an advanced civilization that was destroyed and, like, the last survivors crash-landed on Earth and they were like...
01:02:25.000It's just, you play a new game, it's all for literally nothing.
01:02:28.000You know, for numbers on a screen that are fake.
01:02:30.000You look at a game like Baldur's Gate, which is one of the, it's an amazing, Baldur's Gate 3, amazing game.
01:02:34.000You tell me that when that game comes out, everybody's playing, or Marvel Rivals, that if Elon Musk was like, you just take this chip and you plug it into your head and then you will be in the game and it's really fun, you will be fighting the Diablo.
01:03:07.000But I'm just saying most people don't get to live this extravagant lifestyle.
01:03:10.000And I'm sorry for all those people that don't get to be pimps on limbs, don't get to be in limousines, don't get to fly Southwest Airlines to Washington, D.C. Like, you wouldn't know what that's like.
01:03:25.000There are some people who have fun literally just walking down the road.
01:03:29.000Yeah, I get really worried with my kids about, you know, I'm very strict with allowing them on screens.
01:03:37.000Some might say I'm over the top, but...
01:03:39.000I guess that's just my decision to make as a parent.
01:03:41.000But, you know, you go out to eat, right?
01:03:43.000And you have these families where the parents are all on their phones, the kids are all on iPads, they're all on screens, and we've lost that connection, like the human connection, even within family units.
01:03:54.000And it just, like, with all of this new technology that we're talking about with the AI that you're talking about, with the Neuralink, with plugging in and being able to live in the video game and stuff like that, I just fear that it's just going to get worse.
01:04:05.000I think Donald Trump should, by executive order, Increased taxes on only conservatives?
01:04:12.000By 5% to fund the creation of Neuralink for only liberals.
01:04:20.000Think about the fact that there's tons of people out there now, especially Gen Z, who are watching live streams of other people living their lives, but not going out and living their own lives.
01:04:38.000You live a life that you do digitally, and you can have Multiple lives because you might be different on Twitter than you are on Instagram.
01:04:44.000So it's kind of like you're juggling all these different personas and personalities where it's hard to actually have a genuine connection.
01:04:50.000Yeah, it seems like dating apps are good because you connect with more people, but also these girls are getting blasted by more random dudes.
01:04:55.000So it's just kind of like maybe your future wife just has been...
01:04:58.000It seems like in theory it's good, but then it really is not.
01:05:02.000Those are designed to keep you on the app though, right?
01:05:05.000There's a reason why you can buy a lifetime membership, even though the whole point is that you're supposed to get on the app, find someone...
01:05:10.000And then get off the app once you meet them and get married?
01:05:37.000But, well, right, and I do too, to a certain extent, but then it becomes a conversation about reproduction in this country is already down.
01:05:45.000I know Elon Musk talks about it all the time, and he's trying to solve that problem one baby at a time.
01:05:53.000Listen, I would love for it to be a society where only conservatives are having babies, and we just, that would be amazing, but can we get there?
01:06:02.000Yeah. No, I mean, we need some black babies because we need professional athletes.
01:06:07.000I mean, you're talking about half the country that wouldn't be reproducing in that scenario.
01:06:12.000These people largely aren't having kids as it is.
01:06:57.000That's what I need, because when I'm eating the cookies, I'm overeating them, and I can get full, so there needs to be some redeeming benefit.
01:07:03.000You look like you haven't eaten cookies.
01:07:07.000All you've been doing since you got here is eat.
01:07:09.000I've been stress eating because of the show tonight, because after this, I haven't gambled all year, and so I'm going to break my gambling virginity of 2025, and I'm probably going to lose like $4,000 tonight.
01:07:19.000The reason why you lose is because you don't got magic.
01:10:05.000Serge, you know, we were looking at the corporate requirements and we were like, we've got to hire African-Americans, so we brought Serge on.
01:12:39.000To have this system where you basically have slaves making all your things so that the people in the United States who are hard workers can more quickly advance and develop.
01:13:01.000And my response is always, how many companies should have nets to prevent the mass suicides of the slaves, do you think, so that you can have a cheap phone?
01:13:07.000I would rather Trump tariff all products coming to this country and we hire American workers at American livable wages and then those phones just happen to be expensive.
01:13:38.000I do think that they bear a lot of responsibility, but I go on these college campuses and they bring up slavery a lot.
01:13:42.000Like, we won't forget about slavery, and I can understand that, but, like, the current slavery that we have with the Uyghurs, and, I mean, we have a serious slavery problem right now, and we just ignore it.
01:13:51.000And they're all holding their iPhones?
01:17:25.000So if right now I wanted to have a big party with fresh Maxwell Street dogs and Lou Malnati's, I would have to fly it on a private jet to get it overnight.
01:17:37.000If I was super rich and wanted to do it, I'd spend...
01:17:40.000Like, a rich guy is going to be like, I want to spend $30,000 on Chicago.
01:17:44.000So when people are like, pizza and hot dogs, I'm like, that's literally Chicago's famous food.
01:18:02.000So I know, being in D.C. now, that if there's some ultra-rich guy and he was trying to explain to somebody about the food in Chicago, they'd be like, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:18:13.000Okay, that jet's going to cost $30,000.
01:18:15.000So you're going to spend $30,000 overnighting pizza and dogs to your party in D.C. So are you trying to tell me that Michelle Obama isn't a boy?
01:19:47.000I said that what they should start doing when these big celebrities start podcasts is they shouldn't come in with the good cameras and the SM7B.
01:19:53.000They should come in with, like, weak equipment that they just kind of cobble together to make it look more real.
01:19:58.000Like, don't make it look like a professional studio set this up.
01:20:01.000Like, make it look like Michelle Obama really had something to say, grabbed her laptop and a desk mic.
01:20:35.000She skipped the inauguration and then all of these rumors started that he was dating Jennifer Aniston.
01:20:41.000Yeah, I remember Jennifer Aniston had to make an Instagram post denying it.
01:20:44.000Yeah, and so now there's the word on the street is that they are headed towards divorce, which I honestly, I could buy that their marriage is in trouble, but I don't think, like, why?
01:22:27.000Pearl says, the primary point of Twitter is to troll your husband.
01:22:31.000And then Matt Walsh responded, Pearl, I understand that you're miserable and lonely and have never been in anything approaching a functional or healthy relationship in your life, so I'll try to be patient with you.
01:22:40.000You see, husbands and wives who love each other will often do this thing called a joke around.
01:22:43.000They may even have this other thing that I know is foreign to you called a sense of humor.
01:23:02.000She said, isn't the wife supposed to be a helpmate, not an adversary?
01:23:06.000And he said, it's called a joke, Pearl.
01:23:07.000The mother of my six children is very much my helpmate in a million ways you couldn't possibly understand, and that I won't waste my time explaining to you.
01:23:14.000You can take as many pot shots at me as you want.
01:23:56.000Bro, when you criticize Pearl for having an incoherent message, her simps attack you and call you a simp.
01:24:03.000Yeah. And I'm like, bro, she's not going to date you.
01:24:05.000And they start banging the table and screaming, you can't say that to me.
01:24:08.000I'm the one who's supposed to say it to you.
01:24:10.000Well, also, she tries to use the argument that women should not be telling men what to do, how to feel, anything like that, except when a man disagrees with her and says, I'm the one in the marriage.
01:26:52.000One is Why Women Are Bad, but then you take your jacket off and claim your Axel Stein, the twin brother of Alex Stein, and then do the leftist version where you're like, my twin brother is wrong, and you react to it.
01:28:41.000You could have a liberal and a conservative, and then you're literally sitting next to each other, but the cameras are pointed at other angles, and then you just make the opposite version of the same thing.
01:28:48.000There's gotta be at least one just unscrupulous agent who's like, I've got an idea.
01:28:52.000Like, at least one has had to pitch that to somebody.
01:28:55.000What if, how about one of the Hodge twins trades one of the Krasenstein twins, and then they have two shows, Hodge and Krasen.
01:29:51.000He said Harry Sisson is the first person who's ever been exposed as straight.
01:29:56.000Yeah. He's a dangerous predator in all seriousness, and he should go to jail for what he did.
01:30:03.000If it was, if any conservative was caught doing that, if there's like a young conservative guy, he'd be attacking him saying, you're a scumbag.
01:30:32.000And there's, like, conservatives that are perverted, but I think this is why they're actually perverted is that they don't believe that God exists, so they feel like morally they can just, like, you know, do whatever they want sexually and be a degenerate, and there's no moral compass.
01:30:47.000I've been breaking it down like this, that the culture war has a bunch of different...
01:30:52.000Differences, you know, authoritarian, libertarian, whatever.
01:30:54.000But I do think it's largely those who seek to serve God and those who want to be God.
01:31:00.000Yeah. The left is comprised of people who believe they are the main character.
01:31:04.000Everything is for them and all that matters is their pleasure.
01:31:07.000And then conservatives tend to be, I'm not saying absolute, serving the greater good, whether it's society or God's will or something like that.
01:31:13.000Well, I see that it protests a lot, that main character energy a lot of people have.
01:36:56.000AI should only make big booty Latina pictures of AOC and Taylor Swift.
01:37:01.000So the other thing we were talking about, Sergio saying that it can't make an image of a wine glass filled to the brim.
01:37:06.000The reason why is because there are no images on the internet of wine glasses overflowing or filled to the brim because it's an improper photo.
01:37:14.000So whenever someone makes a photo of a wine glass, they fill it up partially.
01:37:18.000So the AI's training models don't have anything to reference.
01:37:45.000Shane was on here talking about how it's going to take everybody's jobs.
01:37:50.000I'm actually happy for all those people to lose their jobs in the federal government.
01:37:52.000I'm not happy for anybody to lose their job, but it just seems like they don't even do anything.
01:37:55.000Well, I'm sure that there are people who work hard who have lost their job, but the great thing is they can reapply, and if they are qualified and really good at what they did, then they will get a new job.
01:38:05.000I know, but I shouldn't be flying Southwest Airlines as I'm a baller, but I'm worried about flying into Reagan Airport and a damn Blackhawk helicopter crashing into it.
01:38:13.000And that's not even because DEI, which that is part of it, but I'm actually worried that like...
01:38:17.000They're just so mismanaged that another Blackhawk helicopter is going to run into the plane.
01:38:21.000That's stupid that that's even a real thought.
01:38:23.000It can literally only make 10.07 or 10.10.
01:38:26.000I mean, it is DEI, but I'm just saying it's crazy.
01:39:56.000Obviously, there are qualified female pilots and there are qualified minority pilots, but the DEI hires and the DEI policies and the way that the FAA is discriminating against white men and lowering their standards so that they can hire more minorities, not my opinion.
01:40:18.000I agree with the DEI stuff, and it really does suck.
01:40:21.000Because when Harvard was doing that Asians weren't allowed thing, and we had liberals that would come on the show and argue that it was a good thing because of diversity or whatever, and I'm like, do you think an impoverished Asian kid from the ghetto of some city You think he's going to feel good?
01:40:40.000You're helping him out by telling him because of the way he looks, he can't go to school?
01:40:42.000And I was like, if you want those policies, then I want you to look the kid in the eye and say, I know you come from a broken family and you're poor and you're struggling.
01:40:49.000You can't go to college because you look too much like those people.
01:40:58.000They create a world where people will say things like you, or like when Charlie Kirk said, you're wondering if they hired this person on merit or on color of their skin.
01:41:26.000In America, where most people couldn't tell you the difference between a Korean person and a Vietnamese person, there is like every Asian country is racist towards the other Asian countries.
01:42:54.000If you're going to someone else's country and they have a particular culture where they don't put up with that and you're going there just to disrupt, it is perfectly fine to throw you in jail and throw you in jail for a long time so other people don't get the dumb idea.
01:43:11.000Every nuisance streamer doing that to another country is a patriot, and I love you, and go be a nuisance in every damn country except for America.
01:43:18.000So thank you for spreading this American value.
01:45:32.000Bucky's is one of the best gas stations, but actually Bucky's, this heir to the Bucky's throne, just went to jail for filming people illegally.
01:45:44.000No, not in the Bucky's bathroom, but he just went to jail for it.
01:45:47.000No, they have some really nice lake house, and they found 13,000 images or something.
01:45:53.000IDKwhatRumbleRant says, First time Super Chat Rant, been watching since 2020, but I just got four baby chicks after all your chicken talk, and I was not disappointed.
01:47:10.000And, like, there was this really great post where a guy says, like, depressed, job sucks, don't know what I'm doing with my life.
01:47:18.000One day the neighbor gets chickens, and I don't think much of it.
01:47:21.000I wake up in the morning, I hear the chicken, the rooster is yelling, and I look out the window and I start watching them do their little chicken thing and I start chuckling at myself.
01:47:27.000Now every day I can't wait to get home to watch the neighbor's chickens because they're hilarious.
01:47:50.000It's called rugby because they're like running and they're like jumping and they're like jumping over obstacles and the other chickens are chasing after them and the roosters don't do it because the roosters don't need to eat as much.
01:48:00.000The roosters just watch and they're like looking at the girls but then what the rooster will do is he'll just look at a girl and then run full speed and then jump on her back and then he'll do, you know, his business.
01:49:03.000Did you know that there's a food in Turkey called the Iskander?
01:49:07.000And it's because Alexander the Great came, and they thought, because Al means the, his name was Al-Iskander, and so they called the food item after him the Iskander.
01:50:49.000You'll be walking on the street and there's like a casino and you walk in and it's like 300 square feet and there's like 10 slot machines and one table and the guy's like, what game do you want to play?
01:51:33.000I was recently in Cozumel, and I was asking Mexicans what do they think about changing the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, and these two Mexican dudes, like, almost, like...
01:55:16.000If you don't believe there's a thing they should be doing, what are you complaining about?
01:55:21.000Also, just kind of pro tip, I wouldn't take relationship advice from someone who has never been married, as far as I know, don't have any prospects.
01:55:29.000She has a boyfriend who's Dominican, I think.
01:55:32.000She started dating five seconds ago, so I'm just saying like...
01:55:35.000If you need relationship advice, you want to go to someone like Harry Sisson because he's getting all the girls.
01:56:26.000It should have the highest level of...
01:56:30.000You should have the hardest time trying to prove that, because what you're saying is that you're saying something to make money, but it's not what you actually believe.
01:56:39.000It is impossible for me or you to know it's in someone else's heart.
01:56:42.000Now, you can base it on whether you think that their logic doesn't hold up and they say one thing one day and one thing another day, but grifter has become a catch-all term to say, I don't like this guy, therefore he's a grifter.
01:56:52.000I don't like his opinion, therefore he's a grifter.
01:56:55.000Because in their mind, everybody who doesn't think like them is that, and that's untenable.
01:59:38.000What's going to happen is a pregnant woman is going to win a jackpot at a casino, and then she's going to have the baby in there, and then they're going to keep the money and say, you violated policy.
01:59:46.000Maybe, or she's going to be playing at a slot machine, and then she's going to go into labor, and the baby's going to come out, and the baby's going to hit the button.
02:02:48.000Alright, we're actually going to start announcing our guests so that people can get a heads up and we're going to actually put out promos for it and everything.