Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Trump Pushes To END ALL INCOME TAX Says NYT As Kamala IMPLODES w-Danny Polishchuk

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00:00:33.000 So we got big news.

00:00:34.000 Donald Trump has been increasingly pushing rhetoric around ending all income tax.

00:00:39.000 And it's one thing for Trump to go to a rally or to go to an event and say, you know, things were a lot better when we didn't have an income tax.

00:00:45.000 But the New York Times says that Donald Trump is flirting with the ultimate idea.

00:00:49.000 Ending all income tax.

00:00:50.000 In fact, NBC has already stated that Donald Trump's policies could exempt 93 million Americans from all income tax.

00:00:58.000 So I'm just sitting here being like, I can only vote for the guy one time.

00:01:01.000 You don't need to sell me on him anymore.

00:01:03.000 So we'll talk about that because it is kind of an extreme position that I'm sure a lot of libertarians are now deciding to vote for Trump over.

00:01:09.000 But we also have the Kamala Harris Town Hall on CNN, which has to have been the worst town hall ever done by a candidate in history.

00:01:15.000 And I mean, anywhere at any point.

00:01:18.000 We're going to play clips.

00:01:19.000 But, yo, it was so bad.

00:01:21.000 The Washington Post is saying it was bad.

00:01:24.000 And CNN panelists were saying it was bad.

00:01:27.000 I got to tell you, when you have a CNN panelist being like, well, Kamala was just spewing word salad.

00:01:31.000 What was that?

00:01:32.000 Yeah, it was really bad.

00:01:34.000 And then, of course, we'll talk about how the odds are starting to line up.

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00:04:52.000 Joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more is a man of great emotional intelligence, Danny Polishman.

00:04:57.000 What's up?

00:04:57.000 Hey!

00:04:58.000 How's it going?

00:04:58.000 Who are you?

00:04:59.000 I'm very good.

00:05:00.000 Very good.

00:05:00.000 Exciting.

00:05:00.000 Who are you?

00:05:01.000 Exciting.

00:05:01.000 Oh, who am I? I'm a comedian.

00:05:03.000 I'm a comedian, co-host of The Boys Cast, hosts a podcast called Low Value Mail, a call-in show, and just an all-around comedy guy.

00:05:11.000 Of high emotional intelligence.

00:05:12.000 Of high emotional intelligence, of course.

00:05:14.000 Yes, very emotionally intelligent.

00:05:16.000 Your first answer, when he asked you who you are, and you said, I am very good.

00:05:19.000 I thought he said, how are you?

00:05:21.000 I'm not the other kind of intelligence.

00:05:24.000 The smart kind.

00:05:25.000 The right one.

00:05:26.000 The right one, yeah, yeah.

00:05:27.000 Not the guy kind.

00:05:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:29.000 You're one of the more emotionally intelligent people.

00:05:31.000 The wife disagrees.

00:05:33.000 As it should be.

00:05:35.000 Good to see you guys.

00:05:36.000 Ian Crossland here.

00:05:37.000 I'm a loyalist to the democratic process.

00:05:39.000 Happy to be in the house.

00:05:40.000 I thought I was going to say party for a second.

00:05:42.000 I was getting worried.

00:05:42.000 No.

00:05:43.000 No sycophants in this house.

00:05:45.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:46.000 Danny's got his Kamala Harris Madam President shirt on.

00:05:48.000 My Master P. Master P. What's up, Phil?

00:05:53.000 Hello, everybody.

00:05:54.000 My name is Phil Labonte.

00:05:55.000 I'm the lead singer of the heavy metal band All That Remains.

00:05:56.000 I'm an anti-communist and a counter-revolutionary.

00:05:59.000 So let's get into it.

00:06:00.000 Here we go.

00:06:01.000 I can't believe...

00:06:01.000 Look, so Kamala Harris did this town hall and it was extremely bad.

00:06:05.000 But the New York Times has run this headline, so we have to lead with it.

00:06:09.000 Trump flirts with the ultimate tax cut.

00:06:11.000 No income taxes at all.

00:06:14.000 Woo!

00:06:14.000 Former president has repeatedly praised a period in American history when there was no income tax and the country relied on tariffs to fund the government.

00:06:21.000 I love this because we're 12 days out from the election day.

00:06:26.000 Votes are coming in right now.

00:06:28.000 Republicans, I think, in North Carolina have already taken the lead in absentee ballot returns, which indicates they're winning and likely going to win the state.

00:06:36.000 And the New York Times is like, what can we do to make sure that everyone everywhere votes for Donald Trump?

00:06:42.000 And they said, let's say that Donald Trump wants to eliminate the income tax.

00:06:45.000 And that's what they wrote.

00:06:46.000 You've got this also from CNBC.com.

00:06:49.000 Trump tax plan could exempt 93 million Americans from income taxes.

00:06:52.000 OK, well, I can only vote for the guy one time.

00:06:54.000 You don't need to sell me on voting form again.

00:06:57.000 But is there anyone in this room who would be opposed to eliminating the income tax?

00:07:01.000 No.

00:07:01.000 Not looking good for Chase Oliver, though.

00:07:03.000 That just sunk his campaign.

00:07:06.000 Will you get out libertarian by Donald Trump?

00:07:08.000 Chase Oliver's banging the table right now.

00:07:10.000 Be like, what?

00:07:11.000 That's the only thing I had.

00:07:12.000 My thing!

00:07:13.000 My thing.

00:07:14.000 I would not say no to this.

00:07:16.000 I just am wondering how it's going to work.

00:07:17.000 I don't think it will.

00:07:18.000 Oh, I knew Ian was going to be like, I like the income tax.

00:07:20.000 Yeah.

00:07:21.000 Oh, he said yes!

00:07:23.000 But like Phil said, it would make the government recalibrate and stop spending so much because they'd have to take...

00:07:29.000 They don't have the Federal Reserve and the income tax to manage inflation because that's all the income tax is for.

00:07:37.000 The idea that people have in their head that we take tax money in to pay for things, that's completely wrong.

00:07:45.000 Because the government has the printer and the Federal Reserve prints money for us, the income tax is just a means of taking money out of the system to help control inflation.

00:07:57.000 There's two ways that they control inflation.

00:07:58.000 Taxation and by changing the interest rate.

00:08:02.000 So if they print too much money, they just raise taxes to take the money out of the system.

00:08:08.000 If you take away their ability to print money, Endlessly, then you have to end the foreign wars.

00:08:14.000 The foreign expansionism, basically all of the times that the government decides we're going to put this policy into place, which essentially is a way to buy people's, any kind of service that they offer.

00:08:27.000 So free healthcare, we're going to give college students money, we're going to do all this.

00:08:31.000 All of this is buying votes.

00:08:32.000 It's the government saying, we're going to give you this, and the hope is this group, this special interest group, they will go ahead and they'll vote for us.

00:08:40.000 And that's what the government does.

00:08:41.000 They print money, give it to people hoping that they'll vote for it, for whichever person implemented the thing.

00:08:47.000 So it takes that power away, and it'll make the government, hopefully, in theory, it'll make the government more accountable to a more...

00:08:57.000 A more restrained economic policy.

00:08:59.000 It also incentivizes international trade, which I think is very interesting.

00:09:03.000 But this is getting offset with the tariffs, from what I understand.

00:09:06.000 He's like, we're going to be charging all these tariffs.

00:09:08.000 But like I looked at it before, there's probably like, you know, there's tens of millions of Americans who don't pay any income tax because they fall under the threshold.

00:09:15.000 And the tariffs are going to increase the cost of everything they buy.

00:09:19.000 So unless Trump...

00:09:20.000 It's not going to increase the cost of everything.

00:09:22.000 Well, anything that has a tariff on it.

00:09:24.000 Unless Trump can negotiate with the...

00:09:25.000 What's that?

00:09:26.000 Imported products.

00:09:27.000 Imported products.

00:09:28.000 There are currently...

00:09:29.000 So your milk, bread, and eggs are fine.

00:09:30.000 Well, there'll be a temporary period where you have to start firing up factories in this country to make the things that...

00:09:36.000 So that will improve the economy.

00:09:38.000 In the long run, but there will be a tremendous amount of pain short term.

00:09:42.000 There would be stuff that has to be sorted out.

00:09:47.000 But if you have things that are produced in the United States, prices would ostensibly go down.

00:09:55.000 You would have companies incentivized to produce things here in the U.S. as opposed to sending them overseas.

00:10:01.000 And currently, there's tariffs and stuff on any number of products.

00:10:05.000 It's not like there's no tariffs or anything.

00:10:07.000 There's tons of stuff.

00:10:08.000 Negotiate, right?

00:10:09.000 So it's not like, oh, we're going to get rid of income tax and there's no tariffs and we're going to put tariffs on everything and then everything is going to change.

00:10:17.000 There's already tariffs.

00:10:18.000 It's not like it's some brand new thing that we don't have.

00:10:22.000 No, Trump invented it.

00:10:27.000 As much as there are going to be people that are going to be affected by it, and it's going to cause distortions in the market, and there's going to be things that have to settle down, if it is implemented, it's not like it's some...

00:10:41.000 It's not like it'll be something that we don't have experience with, because there are tariffs here.

00:10:45.000 And right now, what did you say?

00:10:47.000 There's how many people that don't pay?

00:10:48.000 I think I read that 60 million people paid less than 1.5% income tax, which is essentially zero.

00:10:56.000 Those people don't pay...

00:10:58.000 Any kind of net income tax either, because they get that money back.

00:11:01.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:11:02.000 So there's probably, I think it's less than 50% of the people.

00:11:06.000 40% of U.S. households do not pay income tax in these United States.

00:11:10.000 There you go.

00:11:11.000 So that's a lot of people where you're, like, I mean, a lot of items will go up in price.

00:11:16.000 Like, especially any...

00:11:17.000 Which ones?

00:11:17.000 Anything that has an impact.

00:11:18.000 Like, if he says, I'm going to slap a tariff on aluminum or steel, right?

00:11:23.000 Anything that's made with aluminum or steel...

00:11:25.000 But that's saying we don't source aluminum or steel in our own country.

00:11:29.000 The purpose of the tariff is so that we bring those jobs back to you.

00:11:33.000 I understand that.

00:11:34.000 I'm saying you can't do that like snap a finger.

00:11:36.000 You could say in 10 years from now we'll have that all set up, but I don't think you can do that.

00:11:41.000 But they can also just print a bunch of money in.

00:11:43.000 But he's not running it.

00:11:43.000 So you know what he should do?

00:11:44.000 Just his first year, he should just do it, and then we'll have a little dip, and then it'll spike back up.

00:11:48.000 Or do it over a five-year period where every year there's a reduction, and then it scales up.

00:11:52.000 Unless he's not trying to be president again.

00:11:54.000 Right.

00:11:55.000 Yeah, so he's going to come in and be like, no, I'm fixing this.

00:11:56.000 So hate me.

00:11:57.000 I don't know.

00:11:57.000 Yeah.

00:11:58.000 I don't know that he could handle being hated, though.

00:12:00.000 But for real, he puts his name in gold letters on top of the building.

00:12:03.000 I mean, I was saying this to you before.

00:12:04.000 Like, obviously, I'm not from America.

00:12:05.000 I followed American politics.

00:12:07.000 But I don't ever remember leading up to an election like this close where all these people are just tabling all these crazy ideas that they had not said before.

00:12:17.000 Remember when Trump is like, no tax on tips.

00:12:19.000 And then Kamala goes, no tax on tips.

00:12:21.000 And then Trump's like, no tax on Social Security.

00:12:24.000 And she's like...

00:12:26.000 I'll forgive all of your debt.

00:12:27.000 And J.D. Vance is like, $5,000 tax credit per child.

00:12:31.000 And she goes, $6,000 tax credit per child.

00:12:33.000 It's like an auction.

00:12:33.000 And then Trump is like, no more taxes.

00:12:37.000 That's crazy, though.

00:12:38.000 It's like an auction.

00:12:39.000 What I recall, it used to be like, this is my platform.

00:12:42.000 This is what I'm running on, and we're going to take this to the end.

00:12:45.000 Conceptually.

00:12:46.000 I'm stoked.

00:12:47.000 I hope Kamala goes nuts.

00:12:49.000 She has to.

00:12:50.000 We're going to get rid of all taxes and give you from the government coffers.

00:12:53.000 And then Trump is just like, we're going to completely dismantle government.

00:12:55.000 Everyone's fired.

00:12:56.000 And then I vacate the presidency.

00:12:58.000 There's no politicians left.

00:12:59.000 I mean, she's literally like, no taxes and he's Hitler.

00:13:02.000 And then next week he's Mussolini too.

00:13:05.000 But what's funny is the direction they're going is basically they are competing with dismantling government.

00:13:10.000 Yes.

00:13:10.000 Yeah.

00:13:11.000 This is a win-win for the American population.

00:13:15.000 The libertarians are doing the Randy Marsh meme at the computer.

00:13:18.000 I think Angela McArdle is secretly orchestrating everything that's going on.

00:13:22.000 I mean, he's going to put a libertarian in the cabinet somewhere, which would be wonderful.

00:13:26.000 The idea that he wants to get rid of the bureaucracy, that he's going to cut back, and the bureaucracy is great.

00:13:31.000 If you could actually get significant real cuts in cabinet-level bureaucracies, that would be tremendous.

00:13:40.000 I mean, I'm a big cut.

00:13:42.000 I want small government.

00:13:44.000 I want as small as we can get it.

00:13:46.000 So if they're going to cut cabinet-level bureaucracies down to size and roll back the administrative state—and that's one of the things that Elon Musk is talking about because part of the problem that— SpaceX is running into.

00:13:58.000 It's like they had to do...

00:13:59.000 Did you see the seal thing they had to do?

00:14:01.000 Oh yeah, they had to like kidnap seals and blast loud noises on them.

00:14:06.000 They had to kidnap seals and put earphones on them and simulate sonic booms to see if it would affect them.

00:14:15.000 So that way they could get the approval from the FAA to shoot rockets.

00:14:19.000 The best part is it did not affect the seal and apparently the seal just sat there confused and its heart rate did not elevate or anything.

00:14:26.000 It was just like nothing happened.

00:14:27.000 But one of the things that Musk has been saying is like, look, we're never going to be a society or a civilization that can reach Mars if we have to have all of these regulations.

00:14:38.000 One of the things that Musk has caught hell for is that people used to make fun of him because all his rockets would explode.

00:14:44.000 But he was going on five different iterations of the rockets, and he would learn from each one that blew up.

00:14:51.000 So the first few of them would blow up, but then the third one would go, and then it would have a small problem, but it wouldn't be a rud, right?

00:14:57.000 Now he's catching them with the chopsticks.

00:14:59.000 Yeah, and the point is, like, Boeing has done almost nothing to talk about.

00:15:05.000 They're so slow, and that's because they're not taking big risks, and they're not pushing the way that Musk is.

00:15:11.000 One of the things that Musk wants is he's like, look, I need the federal government to take the shackles off.

00:15:16.000 So I can experiment and I can push the technology as far and as fast as it can.

00:15:22.000 And I personally think that part of the reason why you had massive innovation in the United States leading up until about the 70s, right?

00:15:30.000 We had significant innovation from basically the beginning of the Industrial Revolution until about the 70s or 80s is because the administrative state and the bureaucracy and the regulations were significantly less than they are now and people were allowed to try things in I'm just thinking how funny it is that there's like some alien and he's complaining to his customers like, look, the government is making me abduct these guys and stick probes with their ass.

00:15:54.000 We don't want to do it, but they make us do it to simulate anti-gravity.

00:15:57.000 And then we're doing it to the SEALs.

00:15:58.000 It's basically the same stuff.

00:15:59.000 I'm thinking about them.

00:16:00.000 Like you're a SEAL minding your own business with your homies and then like a crane grabs you out of the water and you're like...

00:16:04.000 What's happening?

00:16:05.000 Headphones.

00:16:06.000 And when you come back, like, nobody believes you.

00:16:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:08.000 Like, they made me listen to just loud noises.

00:16:11.000 I don't really get it.

00:16:13.000 The income tax thing, though, too, is, you know, the debt, like, constantly increasing and the cost to service it.

00:16:19.000 Like, the taxes can't go any higher, right?

00:16:22.000 Well, yeah, they can.

00:16:23.000 You think they can go much above 50%?

00:16:25.000 There are people...

00:16:25.000 Well, first of all, they're basically above...

00:16:27.000 But I'm saying, do you think there's really that much margin?

00:16:31.000 There was a time between the 50s and the 80s when the top marginal tax rate was like 90%.

00:16:37.000 Nobody paid it.

00:16:40.000 There was tons of ways for you to get around it, and that's what ends up happening.

00:16:44.000 But the Laffer curve says that there's a certain amount of taxation that you can do, and everything before that you get diminished returns.

00:16:52.000 And don't forget...

00:16:55.000 You're Canadian.

00:16:56.000 What's your income tax in Canada?

00:16:58.000 I mean, in Ontario, it was about the same as what I pay in New York City, which is close to...

00:17:04.000 Half?

00:17:05.000 Yeah.

00:17:05.000 So don't forget, you've also got sales tax.

00:17:08.000 Yep.

00:17:08.000 So now, add another percentage to everything you buy.

00:17:11.000 It says $1.10 now.

00:17:13.000 Then you've got property taxes.

00:17:15.000 Then you've got gas taxes.

00:17:16.000 So all in all, you're probably spending 60-70% of your income in taxes.

00:17:20.000 Yeah.

00:17:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:21.000 I mean, it's crazy.

00:17:22.000 But I'm just saying, like, eventually they're going to get to the point where the income tax is just going to cover the debt.

00:17:26.000 Like, the debt repayment.

00:17:28.000 Yeah.

00:17:28.000 The interest.

00:17:29.000 Just the interest.

00:17:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:30.000 Oh, dude.

00:17:31.000 We're facing collapse because the U.S. government is barely able to cover the interest on the debt they owe.

00:17:38.000 So the U.S. government basically makes...

00:17:40.000 Most of the debt is owed to the American people.

00:17:42.000 The U.S. government says, we need to implement a project, so we're going to accrue a bunch of debt from various companies, individuals, contracts, bonds, etc.

00:17:49.000 And then they have to tax everybody to try and pay it back after.

00:17:52.000 They're basically just saying, I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

00:17:56.000 And eventually it's like, bro, your debt sheet is like 50 hamburgers.

00:18:00.000 And it's like, just need more people to come in that I can tax a hamburger from to pay you back.

00:18:05.000 I mean, it's crazy.

00:18:06.000 So they open the border, let everybody come in so they can desperately increase the tax base.

00:18:10.000 Yeah, and lower wages, I guess.

00:18:11.000 I don't know.

00:18:12.000 It seems to go up, what?

00:18:13.000 It's like a trillion dollars a month or something right now?

00:18:15.000 Right now, the debt is increasing a trillion dollars a year.

00:18:21.000 A trillion dollars a year.

00:18:22.000 But it's going up.

00:18:23.000 It's increasing faster.

00:18:24.000 Insane.

00:18:25.000 Well, it'll be fun to see how this escalation continues.

00:18:29.000 Hopefully, Kamala Harris comes out and vows to abolish all taxes and to give us money back.

00:18:33.000 Yeah, that's right, your girl.

00:18:34.000 But let's jump to the story from the Washington Post.

00:18:36.000 It was frustrating to watch three columnists on Harris's CNN town hall.

00:18:42.000 Harris's town hall gave her a last minute chance to reach undecided voters.

00:18:45.000 How did she do?

00:18:47.000 Well, it's the Betteridge's laws of headline states that if a headline ends the question, the answer is usually no.

00:18:53.000 But if the question is, how did she do?

00:18:55.000 The assumption would be the negative poorly because they wouldn't need to ask if they have reason to believe she did well.

00:19:01.000 We'll jump back to this, but I need to only show you this one segment that was posted by Dave Portnoy, so you can understand exactly how Kamala Harris did.

00:19:09.000 I'm sorry that you have to listen to this, but knowing is half the battle.

00:19:12.000 Is there something you can point to in your life, political life or in your life in the last four years, that you think is a mistake that you have learned from?

00:19:22.000 I mean, I've made many mistakes.

00:19:27.000 They range from, you know, if you've ever parented a child, you know you make lots of mistakes, too.

00:19:35.000 In my role as vice president, I mean, I've probably worked very hard at making sure that I am well-versed on issues, and I think that is very important.

00:19:49.000 It's a mistake not to be well-versed on an issue and feel compelled to answer a question.

00:19:53.000 So, I want to just...

00:19:55.000 Actually, I want to...

00:19:56.000 Okay, so you're probably thinking...

00:19:57.000 The first thing you thought was probably...

00:19:59.000 What?

00:19:59.000 Well, it's one of those trap interview questions.

00:20:02.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:02.000 When you go, like, what are your weaknesses?

00:20:04.000 You're like, if anything, I work too hard.

00:20:06.000 Yeah.

00:20:07.000 Well, actually, the Trump campaign posted the Michael Scott thing where he's like, my weaknesses are actually strengths.

00:20:12.000 Some say I work too hard.

00:20:14.000 But notice what she did.

00:20:15.000 I actually want to give her credit for this.

00:20:17.000 Listen to this last portion.

00:20:19.000 And I think that is very important.

00:20:21.000 It's a mistake not to be well-versed on an issue and feel compelled to answer a question.

00:20:25.000 Mm-hmm.

00:20:26.000 You see what she did there?

00:20:27.000 He asks her a question she can't answer.

00:20:29.000 She stumbles through it for 30 seconds and then realizes, as she can't answer it, it's a mistake she did not prepare for this question.

00:20:38.000 And then literally says to her at the end, it is a mistake to not prepare for a question and be forced to be compelled to answer.

00:20:44.000 And how can you not name one mistake you made, Afghanistan?

00:20:48.000 Hello?

00:20:49.000 Name one mistake you've made right now, Danny.

00:20:52.000 Um...

00:20:53.000 I don't make mistakes.

00:20:54.000 You bought the shirt.

00:20:54.000 No, this is the best $20 I ever spent.

00:20:57.000 Washington, D.C. train station.

00:20:59.000 Upstairs kiosk.

00:21:00.000 Body language experts love criticizing this woman.

00:21:03.000 When she starts to answer the question, she's like, yeah, I made a, yeah.

00:21:07.000 And she's shaking her head, no, no, no.

00:21:09.000 But she's saying yes.

00:21:10.000 That's how she starts it.

00:21:12.000 She's just like a two-faced kind of.

00:21:13.000 That was a really great example of her literally saying nothing but words were coming out of her mouth.

00:21:19.000 Now listen to this one.

00:21:21.000 Here we go.

00:21:21.000 Regarding the rapid increase in the migrant population, how will you ensure that every immigrant is integrated into American society safely?

00:21:29.000 What benefits and subsidies will you provide them with, and how long will these benefits and subsidies last for an individual?

00:21:36.000 Most importantly, will the American citizens' taxes pay for these benefits and subsidies?

00:21:40.000 And if so, how much money will be allocated?

00:21:44.000 Okay, I'm going to pause real quick just to say his question was five parts.

00:21:48.000 Yeah.

00:21:48.000 It's pretty hefty.

00:21:49.000 But how many are being let in?

00:21:51.000 Are they going to receive benefits?

00:21:52.000 What are those benefits?

00:21:53.000 Who's going to pay for them?

00:21:55.000 Are they going to be assimilated?

00:21:56.000 Now listen to this answer.

00:21:58.000 Well, thank you, Jackson.

00:22:00.000 Let's start with this.

00:22:02.000 America's immigration system is broken and it needs to be fixed.

00:22:05.000 And it's been broken for a long time.

00:22:07.000 And part of what we need to do is always prioritize what we need to do to strengthen our border.

00:22:14.000 I will tell you I'm the only person in this race among the two choices that voters have.

00:22:19.000 I've personally prosecuted transnational criminal organizations.

00:22:23.000 In the trafficking of guns, drugs, and human beings.

00:22:26.000 I have spent a significant part of my career making sure that our border is secure and that we do not allow criminals in and we don't allow that kind of trafficking to happen and come into our country.

00:22:40.000 And as my opponent, I love this.

00:22:51.000 I do want to highlight one quick thing in the beginning real quick.

00:22:53.000 Just one more time.

00:22:55.000 America's immigration system is broken and it needs to be fixed.

00:22:58.000 And it's been broken for a long time.

00:23:01.000 And part of what we need to do is always prioritize what we need to do to strengthen our border.

00:23:07.000 What we need to do is to always prioritize what we need to do.

00:23:10.000 Did you hear that?

00:23:11.000 What we need to do is to always prioritize what we need to do to strengthen our border.

00:23:15.000 Which would be, lady...

00:23:17.000 Okay, okay, Danny.

00:23:18.000 I'm gonna break this down for the layman.

00:23:22.000 Ask me a tough question.

00:23:24.000 What are you going to do with the spiraling national debt?

00:23:27.000 I like Yerba Mate.

00:23:28.000 It's a delicious drink.

00:23:29.000 That right there looks like you have orange exuberance.

00:23:32.000 It's delicious, isn't it?

00:23:33.000 It's almost like an ecto-cooler, but with more caffeine.

00:23:35.000 Thank you.

00:23:37.000 Okay, yeah.

00:23:38.000 I feel bad.

00:23:39.000 Look at this kid's face.

00:23:40.000 Hey, pull this kid's face up again.

00:23:44.000 That face is exactly how I feel when I hear her words coming out of her mouth while she's not saying anything.

00:23:52.000 Yeah, she answers questions like when you get in trouble by your girl and you're trying to be just the most evasive, just...

00:23:59.000 She gives the weave.

00:24:01.000 Trump says he does the weave.

00:24:02.000 She's doing the real weave.

00:24:03.000 This face is so good.

00:24:04.000 You know what he's thinking, too.

00:24:05.000 It's like she's literally not answering any question that I have.

00:24:08.000 He's like, why am I here?

00:24:09.000 Why did I come here?

00:24:11.000 So this is the state of the Democrats.

00:24:14.000 And look at this.

00:24:15.000 Washington Post.

00:24:17.000 The Kennett's closing argument is a cliché, blah, blah, blah.

00:24:20.000 Matt Bye says, we've seen plenty of strange firsts in this campaign, but I was still struck at hearing a nominee for president call her opponent a fascist, an actual fascist.

00:24:27.000 And in the first three minutes of a town hall, I think I would summarize Kamala Harris' closing argument from the night as, you really need to vote for anybody but Donald Trump and I'm anybody, right?

00:24:37.000 Do we think that argument landed?

00:24:40.000 This next guy, he says, yeah, she tried to paint Trump as an extreme and dangerous all night.

00:24:44.000 Besides calling Trump a fascist, Harris repeated the line that Trump allegedly called fallen soldiers suckers and losers.

00:24:49.000 The Atlantic reported that back in September 2020, blah, blah, blah.

00:24:53.000 We want to say, Matt, this is almost as if Trump was an incumbent.

00:24:56.000 We're an incumbent, isn't it?

00:24:57.000 She's trying very hard to make the whole campaign a referendum on him and his fitness, which might be her best argument, but as you point out, Jim, it's not as if voters haven't factored in that point.

00:25:06.000 I was on Adam Carolla's show, and maybe he wants to wait for his show to come out, but he did say something great.

00:25:13.000 He said, Kamala Harris' campaign is basically, who are you going to vote for, the fascist or potato, because I'm the potato.

00:25:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:19.000 I mean, it's like the South Park, though.

00:25:21.000 Right.

00:25:21.000 Turd sandwich.

00:25:22.000 Well, I mean, but, you know, Trump, she's just saying he's bad.

00:25:27.000 Yeah.

00:25:27.000 You know what I mean?

00:25:27.000 It's like Trump is anchovy pizza.

00:25:29.000 Some people don't like it, but it's still pizza and it's still food and you can eat it.

00:25:33.000 He's not perfect, man, but if they really wanted to beat Trump, the Democratic Party, they should have had a Democratic convention and let the people select the best candidates.

00:25:41.000 We're past that, I think.

00:25:42.000 Now she's, I mean, they have 12 days.

00:25:45.000 She's just like, he's Hitler.

00:25:46.000 Yeah.

00:25:47.000 I don't know.

00:25:47.000 It's like, I don't care.

00:25:48.000 Don't vote for me, but then you're voting for Hitler.

00:25:50.000 You have your options.

00:25:51.000 Literally what they're doing.

00:25:53.000 It would have been funny.

00:25:54.000 I call that the Kang and Kodos.

00:25:56.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:25:57.000 Remember Treehouse of Horror when they're like, what are you going to do?

00:25:59.000 It's a two-party system.

00:26:01.000 You have to vote for one of us.

00:26:03.000 That's basically what she's going on.

00:26:04.000 And then it's funny because Trump is just like...

00:26:07.000 I'll deregulate the energy sector so that prices for transportation come down and your food prices come down with it.

00:26:11.000 And you're like, okay, that sounds reasonable.

00:26:14.000 What say you, Kamala?

00:26:15.000 And she's like, well, I'm a potato, but at least I'm not a fascist.

00:26:17.000 And you're like, huh.

00:26:19.000 Well, that may work on some people, but most people I'd say no.

00:26:24.000 No.

00:26:24.000 No, no, no.

00:26:24.000 I mean, she has no really good policy stuff.

00:26:27.000 I mean, she comes out with some new things here or there, but he seems to be winning on that front.

00:26:31.000 The only thing she really has that could potentially win her this entire thing is just the abortion thing.

00:26:36.000 She's 100% guarantee or betting on abortion.

00:26:40.000 And the thing is- It works, though.

00:26:42.000 Well, it does, but most of the women that are actually really up in arms about it can't have kids anymore.

00:26:47.000 That doesn't matter.

00:26:49.000 Yes, that is quite funny and ironic.

00:26:52.000 Yes, but that doesn't matter.

00:26:54.000 The vast majority of them are like women that have gone through menopause like a decade ago.

00:26:59.000 But they have kids.

00:27:00.000 And they're just like, man, my granddaughter really needs to be able to kill my great-granddaughter.

00:27:05.000 One of the things in her weird answer was, you know, if you've raised kids, you know how you make mistakes.

00:27:11.000 She doesn't have kids.

00:27:13.000 Why did she bring that up?

00:27:13.000 She has adult stepchildren.

00:27:15.000 She's like trying to appeal to people with kids.

00:27:18.000 You know what's crazy is that she's not even good at vamping.

00:27:21.000 No.

00:27:21.000 You know, like, if someone was like, hey, buy me time, I'd just start telling a story.

00:27:25.000 You know, are there any mistakes in your life that you think you've learned from?

00:27:30.000 Like, oh, let me tell you a story back when I was a kid, right?

00:27:32.000 So I used to work, and I'd just pick any story of my life and try and just stretch.

00:27:38.000 But she's going, well, you know, I, from a range of, if you're a parent...

00:27:43.000 And as vice president, and you know, I like to research, and it's a mistake not to.

00:27:49.000 I mean, I would almost...

00:27:49.000 That was almost a sentence.

00:27:52.000 She started to almost say some mistakes, and then her ego took over, and she wouldn't allow for the humility, and she's like, I mean, 20 seconds before she – or 10 seconds before she rapped, you could see just her ego was like, don't admit any weakness.

00:28:05.000 Don't admit weakness.

00:28:06.000 They won't vote for you.

00:28:07.000 She does go on to say, well, one weakness, and some would say it's a strength, is that I'm surrounded by very smart people.

00:28:14.000 And I have very smart people on me.

00:28:16.000 And that's where – let me pull up the Trump war room post where they compare with Michael Scott because I don't do it justice.

00:28:23.000 I wonder if...

00:28:24.000 Who owns the office anyway?

00:28:27.000 Are they going to come after us?

00:28:29.000 Someone powerful.

00:28:30.000 Someone powerful indeed.

00:28:32.000 Mickey Gervais is cool though, but I don't...

00:28:33.000 Alright, here we go.

00:28:34.000 Here's the clip.

00:28:36.000 Perhaps a weakness, some would say, but I actually think it's a strength.

00:28:39.000 Well, my weaknesses are actually strengths.

00:28:43.000 Oh!

00:28:45.000 Yes.

00:28:46.000 Very good.

00:28:47.000 There you go.

00:28:47.000 Very good.

00:28:48.000 I really do value having a team of very smart people around me.

00:28:54.000 I work too hard, I care too much, and sometimes I can be too invested in my job.

00:29:01.000 Perhaps a weakness, some would say, but I actually...

00:29:04.000 Yeah, that face!

00:29:05.000 That face, too!

00:29:07.000 What is she doing?

00:29:08.000 I don't know, but this deserves to be screenshot and retweeted.

00:29:12.000 That face is also a face I would say exemplifies the CNN town hall.

00:29:16.000 The pain she was feeling, thinking about what she was saying.

00:29:19.000 You know they're making her do it.

00:29:21.000 Like, when you give answers like that, you're like, I do not want to be here.

00:29:24.000 She got put there.

00:29:26.000 They're like, you're the only face we got right now.

00:29:28.000 She's like, Joe Biden last time around, he just got to sit in his basement.

00:29:30.000 Why can't I sit in my basement?

00:29:32.000 Why do I have to go do all this stuff?

00:29:34.000 China, why don't you go ahead and help me out, too?

00:29:37.000 It's not like she could have said no.

00:29:39.000 I mean, she's probably like, if I say no to this, it would be the biggest mistake I ever made in my life.

00:29:43.000 I mean, you're not saying no.

00:29:44.000 Yeah, in those positions, they're like, we need you to run for president.

00:29:46.000 You know, like, well, all the money's behind me.

00:29:48.000 The whole thing's already done for me.

00:29:50.000 Okay.

00:29:51.000 I mean, it just goes to show how bad of a candidate she is where she's running.

00:29:55.000 She's not smoking Trump.

00:29:56.000 Let's jump to this clip from CNN. I wonder, all of you gentlemen, how do you think CNN thought she did?

00:30:04.000 I think everybody knows.

00:30:06.000 They weren't too pleased.

00:30:08.000 It's kind of shocking to me right now to say this, but Washington Post criticizing Kamala Harris and CNN criticizing Kamala Harris suggests that she is doing so miserably that they can't even pretend like they have desperately tried to.

00:30:21.000 Like with Biden.

00:30:22.000 They pretended until the debate when they couldn't and they were like, but let's play the clip.

00:30:26.000 When she doesn't want to answer a question, her habit is to kind of go to word salad city.

00:30:33.000 And she did that on a couple of answers.

00:30:35.000 One was on Israel.

00:30:36.000 Anderson asked a direct question, would you be stronger on Israel than Trump?

00:30:40.000 And there was a seven minute answer, but none of it related to the question he was asking.

00:30:46.000 She doesn't have to be flawless.

00:30:48.000 But she has to give you something.

00:30:50.000 I mean, she's like a true double threat.

00:30:52.000 You know, she's terrible on her feet when she gets unexpected questions.

00:30:55.000 And simultaneously, she can't even answer the expected questions.

00:30:59.000 It's nothing, nothing, nothing.

00:31:01.000 You'd think she'd be prepared to do this by now.

00:31:03.000 You know, what's a mistake you've made?

00:31:04.000 Nothing.

00:31:05.000 What's a weakness you have?

00:31:06.000 Nothing.

00:31:06.000 What's the first law you want to pass?

00:31:08.000 Nothing.

00:31:08.000 What's a policy difference between you and Joe Biden?

00:31:11.000 Nothing.

00:31:11.000 Oh!

00:31:14.000 Look, even Axelrod was starting to laugh.

00:31:16.000 Duck-build platitude.

00:31:20.000 Focused a lot more on Donald Trump, I think it's fair to say, than she did on many specifics in terms of what she would do as president, but she did go into some of her plans for small businesses.

00:31:35.000 Well, I'll just tell you what I'm hearing from people who I've been talking to, and that is that if her goal was to close the deal, They're not sure she did that.

00:31:47.000 And, you know, some people have asked, is she being held to a different standard?

00:31:51.000 Maybe.

00:31:52.000 But that's maybe the world that she's living in.

00:31:55.000 And on the question of who she is, people are understanding that a little bit more.

00:32:01.000 But what she will do, the question about her legislative priorities, name one.

00:32:05.000 There wasn't one.

00:32:07.000 I think that the word salad stuff gets on my nerves.

00:32:10.000 I think that some of the evasions are not necessary.

00:32:12.000 But when she's talking about trying to get you a house, I believe her.

00:32:18.000 Kamala Harris participated in a one-person debate last night, and she lost.

00:32:24.000 And she provided very circular answers.

00:32:28.000 My colleagues Van Jones and David Axelrod and others noted that she provided word salad answers.

00:32:36.000 Anderson asked her specifically direct questions and she didn't provide an answer to them.

00:32:41.000 Anderson asked the best question all night.

00:32:43.000 Why didn't you do this four years ago?

00:32:45.000 Why haven't you been doing this?

00:32:47.000 Ten-minute answer didn't answer the question.

00:32:49.000 So what she did last night, I don't think helped her cause at all.

00:32:53.000 I think people were looking for, you know, you heard the one woman, how are you going to make my life better?

00:32:58.000 That wasn't provided.

00:32:59.000 Donald Trump bad is not going to get you to the White House.

00:33:02.000 I hate to break it to her.

00:33:03.000 I absolutely love when he said, Kamala Harris participated in a one-person debate and she lost.

00:33:09.000 Wow.

00:33:10.000 Yeah, that was a good one.

00:33:11.000 And you know what I would love so much more?

00:33:13.000 He says that woman asks, how would you make my life better?

00:33:16.000 And she doesn't give an answer.

00:33:17.000 I would respect Kamala so much more if she just went, I'm not.

00:33:21.000 What do you think goes on in this country?

00:33:23.000 There won't be any mean tweets.

00:33:25.000 Yeah, right.

00:33:25.000 Look.

00:33:26.000 Lady, I'm a potato.

00:33:28.000 I'm going to sit around and do nothing.

00:33:30.000 Trump's Hitler.

00:33:31.000 I mean, that's honestly the only real benefit I could find of her being president is just the amount that you have to pay attention to politics goes down a bit.

00:33:38.000 No, it'll go with her.

00:33:39.000 You think so?

00:33:40.000 With Kamala, it'll go up ten tenfold.

00:33:41.000 It's more like when Trump was president.

00:33:43.000 It's just like...

00:33:43.000 That's the media doing that to you.

00:33:45.000 I understand that, but they're going to continue doing that.

00:33:48.000 So the question is, if it were true that voting for Kamala would make the politics go away, how come it's only gotten 10 times worse under Joe Biden?

00:33:56.000 And the reality is Biden-Harris policies have caused serious political tumult to the point where it's not about Donald Trump anymore.

00:34:03.000 It's about why food prices are through the roof, why immigrants are sleeping in schools, why people can't afford homes anymore, why Gen Z is living in cardboard boxes while illegal immigrants are getting hotel rooms.

00:34:14.000 And so now you're glued to the TV with everyone shrieking in your ears because you can't afford to eat.

00:34:19.000 But illegal immigrants got a PlayStation 5 in his hotel room in New York City.

00:34:22.000 Danny, and also Not even kidding.

00:34:23.000 One other thing you need to think about is when people talk about J.D. Vance, they're already saying that he's worse than Trump.

00:34:33.000 This isn't going to change.

00:34:34.000 As long as it's a Republican, this is the modus operandi.

00:34:39.000 This is the norm now.

00:34:40.000 If you're talking about Republicans, all of them are Hitler, and the Democrats are going to behave as if...

00:34:46.000 Whatever Republican is in office or whatever Republican is being brought out, they're going to behave as if they're the worst.

00:34:54.000 I mean, that's all they got right now.

00:34:55.000 So the idea that Trump, this isn't unique to Trump.

00:34:58.000 Trump is a symptom of what's going on.

00:35:01.000 Trump is not a cause.

00:35:02.000 There's so many people out there that think, oh, without Trump, then things will be fine.

00:35:06.000 Or when Trump's gone, things will be fine.

00:35:09.000 I mean, secretly, CNN's gotta want him to win, as much as they can't say it, for their business.

00:35:15.000 They're looking at their ratings being like, you guys remember the glory days?

00:35:17.000 You know, back, they were like, hey man, look, six, seven years ago, we were getting a million, three million.

00:35:23.000 Cable TV was back, baby.

00:35:24.000 We need Donald Trump.

00:35:26.000 Like, they are all gonna get a boat as long as they can get Donald Trump and a new airborne virus, and they are just printing money.

00:35:32.000 That sounds like a good bit you guys could do, where it's like, Trump wins and then it's like CNN, like it's in a CNN office.

00:35:37.000 The guy runs in and he goes, Trump has won!

00:35:40.000 And then it's just one year later and they're all on boats.

00:35:42.000 Get me Wuhan on the phone.

00:35:44.000 Let's crank this up.

00:35:46.000 Ratings through the roof.

00:35:48.000 So hey man, I kind of feel like, I'm hearing this rumor, I don't know if it's true, that Kamala denied Joe Rogan's request, like she's refusing to go on the podcast.

00:35:56.000 I haven't seen any official sourcing on it.

00:35:58.000 I just saw someone tweeting it, and I'm like, I don't know if that's true.

00:36:00.000 Yeah.

00:36:01.000 She can't do three hours.

00:36:03.000 Oh, dude.

00:36:05.000 Joe would kick her out.

00:36:06.000 I'm sorry.

00:36:07.000 You look at that town hall, I tell you what.

00:36:10.000 Joe Rogan would be sitting there, and he'd be like, so what do you think...

00:36:13.000 You know, cause like the problems we're seeing right now, because I know I got friends who are going to the grocery store and they're talking about whipped cream being six dollars.

00:36:20.000 And then when she just patters again, well, I'm glad, Joe, you brought up groceries because people need groceries.

00:36:25.000 And I'll tell you what we got to do.

00:36:26.000 What we got to do is what we've always had to do, and that is focus on things that we need, like focusing on groceries, which I think is and Joe's going to be like, get out.

00:36:34.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't I'm curious if Trump because Trump's pretty much only done, I believe, An hour, except for I think one podcast he went 90 minutes on.

00:36:42.000 But I wonder if he's going to go do some real long, like, two and a half hour traditional Roman episode.

00:36:47.000 I imagine the first, I wonder if the first thing Joe asks is going to be like, are there UFOs?

00:36:54.000 That'll come up 100%.

00:36:56.000 Oh, for sure.

00:36:57.000 Because I think Theo Vaughn asked him that.

00:36:59.000 Yeah.

00:36:59.000 Yeah, so I think that'll come up.

00:37:00.000 But I just, she can't really talk.

00:37:03.000 She can't just chop it up for two hours.

00:37:05.000 It is kind of weird that, you know, I'm just going to say, even Ian can go on a rant about graphene if he needs to buy time.

00:37:14.000 You know what I mean?

00:37:14.000 Like, if something comes up, Ian will talk about the crown or graphene.

00:37:17.000 Like, is there nothing Kamala Harris cares about that she could use for vamp?

00:37:20.000 I'm honest, so I don't need to hide and think about what I'm going to say next, which helps me flow.

00:37:24.000 I can go into stream, stay for an hour straight.

00:37:26.000 I can keep talking.

00:37:27.000 I'm built to do this.

00:37:28.000 That's it right there.

00:37:29.000 Yeah.

00:37:29.000 As long as you're honest, it doesn't matter what you say.

00:37:32.000 Because if someone said, what are some of your mistakes?

00:37:35.000 If Ian didn't have an answer, he'd say, oh, I don't know.

00:37:37.000 I'd probably have to think about it.

00:37:38.000 I've never really thought about it.

00:37:40.000 She can't show that weakness.

00:37:41.000 She'd immediately say, I don't like Joe Biden.

00:37:43.000 If she was being honest, she'd be like, I didn't like working with the guy.

00:37:45.000 I can't stand him.

00:37:46.000 He wasn't fit to be president.

00:37:48.000 It would be so based, and I'd actually respect her a lot more if she was like, you know, Anderson's like, what are some of your weaknesses?

00:37:54.000 And she goes, well, I'm not really good at this, am I? I have no idea how to answer these questions.

00:38:00.000 It's not something I've ever been prepared for.

00:38:01.000 She'd have so many more voters if she had it like that.

00:38:04.000 She could just be normal.

00:38:05.000 Right?

00:38:05.000 That's the thing is, Trump is at least, whether you like him or hate him, he's just, that is who he is.

00:38:10.000 Yeah.

00:38:10.000 She cannot be who she is.

00:38:12.000 Like, she cannot find that in her.

00:38:14.000 It would have been, and he said personal life too, so she couldn't be like, ugh, I used to put too much salt when I was making my casserole.

00:38:20.000 And I know it's, you know, but when I would serve it to people, they'd be nice and it would be disgusting.

00:38:24.000 And I learned a lesson that sometimes people aren't telling you the truth because they don't want to hurt your feelings, but that could lead to bad policy.

00:38:30.000 Come on, you've never made a bad meal that someone lied to you and said was good?

00:38:33.000 Sure.

00:38:33.000 She could have said anything.

00:38:34.000 She could have said, I used to wear my shoes in the house, and then I realized I was just trailing mud, but that was doo-doo.

00:38:41.000 And then, you know, if you have kids, come in.

00:38:43.000 And so these are the mistakes.

00:38:44.000 She couldn't come up with literally, he said, personal life.

00:38:47.000 You can make something up.

00:38:48.000 I don't do my dishes.

00:38:49.000 Don't you remember drinking the beer on Colbert?

00:38:51.000 She should have said that.

00:38:52.000 You're like, you don't drink beer.

00:38:54.000 You don't drink beer ever.

00:38:55.000 You drink wine.

00:38:57.000 You don't drink beer.

00:38:58.000 As soon as I saw her crack that beer, I was like, she's acting as though she's never had a beer in her life.

00:39:02.000 She probably doesn't drink beer.

00:39:03.000 It was just as bad as when Pocahontas did it.

00:39:06.000 Yeah.

00:39:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:07.000 She was like, I'm having a beer.

00:39:09.000 And then didn't, like, her husband come in and slap her ass on camera?

00:39:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:13.000 Elizabeth Warren was in the kitchen being like, I'm gonna have a beer here.

00:39:16.000 And then her husband walked up and was like, what are you doing?

00:39:18.000 Whack.

00:39:19.000 Did he really?

00:39:19.000 I'm pretty sure she had, like, 400 containers of ice cream in her fridge.

00:39:22.000 No, that was Nancy Pelosi.

00:39:23.000 Oh, that was Nancy Pelosi.

00:39:24.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure Elizabeth Warren...

00:39:28.000 Let me fact test this.

00:39:30.000 Do you guys remember when she didn't have her teleprompter on and she literally couldn't speak at all?

00:39:35.000 Yeah, because she's like a bot.

00:39:38.000 She's just like a program.

00:39:40.000 I would never recommend this to anybody, but she needs to take some improv classes.

00:39:44.000 Kamala.

00:39:45.000 Like, Kamala.

00:39:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:46.000 Like, I would, if anybody ever is, like, a normal person, should I do improv?

00:39:50.000 I'm like, absolutely not.

00:39:51.000 Please do not do that.

00:39:53.000 Really?

00:39:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:54.000 But for her, she could use some...

00:39:55.000 She needs to, like, yes and.

00:39:57.000 I feel like that's telling someone not to practice.

00:39:58.000 I'm not a comedian.

00:39:59.000 I don't know.

00:39:59.000 I'm not an actor.

00:40:00.000 I don't know.

00:40:01.000 That's why I'm deferring to you.

00:40:01.000 The world does not need any more improvisers is what I'm getting at.

00:40:05.000 Okay?

00:40:05.000 We don't need any more.

00:40:06.000 We're full.

00:40:10.000 I backed that.

00:40:11.000 Right?

00:40:11.000 But she could use some classes.

00:40:13.000 Yeah, man.

00:40:14.000 She needs to get loose.

00:40:15.000 I want Michael Scott.

00:40:16.000 Michael Scott took improv classes, didn't he?

00:40:17.000 Remember with the gun?

00:40:18.000 The character, Michael Scott.

00:40:19.000 Michael Scott in the office, remember?

00:40:20.000 Because they keep comparing it to him.

00:40:22.000 And he had the thing, remember, where he always had a gun?

00:40:24.000 Where he was wearing the do-rag for a while?

00:40:26.000 No, I don't know.

00:40:27.000 He would improv, and then he would always have a gun, and he goes, he's got a gun.

00:40:31.000 I'm just going to show the video, and then you can decide for yourself, because every story about this has been scrubbed.

00:40:38.000 But there's still the video of it.

00:40:40.000 And so here you go.

00:40:41.000 ...who's joining this video.

00:40:42.000 It's great to hear from you.

00:40:43.000 Hold on a sec.

00:40:44.000 I'm going to get me, um, a beer.

00:40:48.000 You don't talk like that.

00:40:49.000 You don't say, I'm going to get me a beer.

00:40:50.000 I'm going to get me a beer.

00:40:52.000 And she could have grabbed it before going live.

00:40:54.000 Hey, my husband Bruce is now in here.

00:40:58.000 Um, you want a beer?

00:41:00.000 No, I'll pass on a beer for now.

00:41:01.000 You sure?

00:41:02.000 Yes.

00:41:03.000 So, this is my sweetie.

00:41:05.000 Hello.

00:41:06.000 Yeah, you did.

00:41:08.000 You saw that, right?

00:41:09.000 Yeah.

00:41:09.000 That's like a normal interaction.

00:41:11.000 It is.

00:41:11.000 When he slapped her ass.

00:41:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:12.000 That was like the controversy, but it's like, it's a husband and wife.

00:41:15.000 Yeah.

00:41:15.000 It's like, Denny's like, it's totally fine.

00:41:18.000 It's fine.

00:41:18.000 But it was a controversy.

00:41:19.000 Show that you're a person.

00:41:21.000 It does.

00:41:21.000 I suppose, indeed.

00:41:23.000 But she is certainly not.

00:41:24.000 She was acting very robotic, and she, I'm gonna get me a beer.

00:41:27.000 Yes.

00:41:28.000 And then she, would you like a beer?

00:41:29.000 Engage, beer sequence.

00:41:30.000 Mm-hmm.

00:41:32.000 Also, shout out to Colin Rugg for that clip.

00:41:36.000 She doesn't want to answer it.

00:41:37.000 This is a great one.

00:41:38.000 On CNN, breaking it down.

00:41:40.000 Word salad.

00:41:41.000 Like the CNN, everybody that works there is like, look, we're taking care of ourselves first on this one.

00:41:45.000 They served as the lapdog for the...

00:41:47.000 Didn't you see what they did to Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo?

00:41:49.000 Look at this.

00:41:50.000 What does that say?

00:41:52.000 What does it say, Ian?

00:41:54.000 Harris at.2 nationally.

00:41:58.000 Ladies and gentlemen, this is a statistical tie.

00:42:02.000 .2 is meaningless.

00:42:03.000 How did she make up three points in a week?

00:42:05.000 In the last week?

00:42:07.000 No, no, she's lost.

00:42:08.000 Trump's been skyrocketing.

00:42:10.000 Nationally.

00:42:11.000 So take a look at this.

00:42:12.000 Morning Consult, as of the 18th to the 20th, had Harris up four.

00:42:17.000 Oh, gotcha.

00:42:18.000 Rasmussen has Trump up three.

00:42:19.000 Oh, that's for all of them.

00:42:21.000 Rasmussen is more right-leaning than many believe.

00:42:22.000 So let's go look at Forbes, Harris X, not right-leaning.

00:42:24.000 They say from the 20th to the 21st, after the Morning Consult, Trump is up two.

00:42:29.000 Then you've got CNBC, which was published later, but tracked before the 20th, Trump up two.

00:42:35.000 And now you have the Wall Street Journal showing Trump is up three.

00:42:38.000 Right now, it is a statistical tie.

00:42:41.000 And this time in 2020, Biden was up 8.1.

00:42:46.000 What did Biden end up winning by?

00:42:47.000 Like five or something?

00:42:49.000 Three or something?

00:42:49.000 I don't know.

00:42:50.000 Was it three?

00:42:50.000 So I got to say right now, the battlegrounds, Donald Trump is winning all of them.

00:42:56.000 Every single one in aggregate.

00:42:58.000 I don't know if the polls matter all that much to be completely honest, but let me just say, if they're indicative of anything, the narrative right now is that Kamala Harris should not be able to win.

00:43:08.000 It would be nice.

00:43:10.000 Yeah, I wouldn't bet on any of that.

00:43:12.000 We'll see.

00:43:13.000 You think there's a chance for old Kamala?

00:43:16.000 Do I think there's a chance?

00:43:17.000 Oh, I definitely think there's a chance.

00:43:19.000 I mean, if I had to pick, I would pick Trump, but I would not be surprised.

00:43:24.000 And I'm not even going to...

00:43:26.000 Yeah.

00:43:27.000 Not even going to talk about electronic voting machines putting tallies in the background without us being able to inspect the code.

00:43:33.000 No.

00:43:34.000 What do you think happens with polls showing Trump is winning across the board and the betting market showing he's winning and then some weird thing happens?

00:43:41.000 So look, you go back to 2020 and they were all saying, oh, Trump won, it was rigged and all that stuff.

00:43:45.000 But Biden still had the polls.

00:43:48.000 Yeah.

00:43:48.000 And then everyone saw the mail-in ballots come in after Election Day giving Biden the win.

00:43:54.000 It's kind of crazy.

00:43:55.000 Trump wins on Election Day.

00:43:57.000 I believe he even declared victory and said, that's it.

00:43:59.000 Like, look, Election Day is over.

00:44:00.000 You can check what's been counted.

00:44:01.000 I've won.

00:44:02.000 And then Biden votes popped up at the last minute a day or two later.

00:44:05.000 Like, oh, actually, these ballots weren't counted yet.

00:44:07.000 So Republicans are like, how are you counting ballots after Election Day?

00:44:10.000 But Democrats are like, you know what?

00:44:12.000 We win.

00:44:13.000 There's still some plausible deniability in that Biden was up eight points in the polls.

00:44:17.000 Yeah.

00:44:17.000 Now, Kamala is statistically tied with Trump and losing the battlegrounds.

00:44:21.000 And the betting markets.

00:44:22.000 And if she ends up winning with some weird shenanigans, people are going to be like, nah, not this time.

00:44:27.000 Yeah, they need to get the votes in and tallied as soon as possible, day of.

00:44:32.000 I mean, honestly, if you can do that, day of.

00:44:34.000 But like...

00:44:35.000 I don't think that the electronic voting machine network is tight enough to calculate in one afternoon how many votes they need to flip a vote in one way or the other.

00:44:45.000 I don't think it's there yet.

00:44:46.000 I'm not sure, but it doesn't seem like it.

00:44:48.000 I think that's why they would need days.

00:44:50.000 I understand.

00:44:51.000 Every four years they have this, like Chris was saying, Maricopa County or whatever in Arizona, they're saying it's going to take them...

00:44:57.000 Thirteen days.

00:44:58.000 What is that all about?

00:44:59.000 They've had four years to figure this out, and they had four years since the last one.

00:45:02.000 No, they took four years, they figured it out, and they figured the best way to secure the results they want is to give themselves two weeks after election day to decide who won.

00:45:09.000 That's crazy!

00:45:09.000 Yeah, and it's a constitutional crisis.

00:45:12.000 Why is, where's the legislature?

00:45:13.000 Like, what is the actual, like, if you put Elon Musk in charge of this, what would he do to be like, do you hire more people?

00:45:20.000 Is that all it is?

00:45:21.000 You open source the code and let the community fix the system.

00:45:22.000 Do you just need more people working at the polls?

00:45:24.000 I think it's simple.

00:45:24.000 The Constitution says we have one election day, and any ballot after midnight is on the garbage sheet.

00:45:29.000 If you do mail-in ballots, you do them beforehand.

00:45:32.000 Anything that comes in after election day at midnight is not counted.

00:45:36.000 You missed your opportunity.

00:45:38.000 They should all be paper ballots.

00:45:40.000 There shouldn't be any computerization of it at all because paper ballots can be counted and they're physical things.

00:45:47.000 I know you talk about opening the code and stuff, but as long as there is the ability to change it Even after the fact or whatever in a computer.

00:45:59.000 If you do that, it can be changed.

00:46:01.000 Regular.

00:46:02.000 Write them in.

00:46:03.000 Not the whole punching things like the Chads that they had in 2000 with George Bush.

00:46:11.000 Regular paper ballots.

00:46:12.000 You should have to have an ID. It would be best if there was no absentee voting at all.

00:46:18.000 It's like get to the poll on the day that it's supposed to be there.

00:46:22.000 Sure, make it a federal holiday so people can have the day off.

00:46:25.000 I don't have any problem.

00:46:26.000 That would be a good idea.

00:46:26.000 They don't want to do that.

00:46:28.000 No, they don't.

00:46:28.000 Well, they don't want IDs either.

00:46:30.000 85% of the American population think that you should have to show an ID to vote.

00:46:35.000 Seems reasonable.

00:46:36.000 85%.

00:46:37.000 And the government will never do it because the Democrats will never be on board because the Democrats know that if you have to show an ID, then they won't be able to get people that are not citizens to vote.

00:46:47.000 That is God's only reason.

00:46:48.000 I mean, that's how I'm voting.

00:46:50.000 It's so busted.

00:46:51.000 That's how I'm voting.

00:46:53.000 That's a joke, guys.

00:46:54.000 That's a joke.

00:46:55.000 I don't hate paper ballots, and I think we should still use them as backup to a machine if we're going to use the machine, but it relies on you handing them off to someone that's going to hand them off to someone, and you've got to trust a chain of humans, which can be easily corrupted and toss them aside easily.

00:47:10.000 Yeah, but you don't know which...

00:47:11.000 The thing is, they don't know who they're throwing out, right?

00:47:16.000 You're just throwing out sealed envelopes.

00:47:18.000 You don't know if those are the votes you want to throw out.

00:47:20.000 Look, if you're talking about a human point of failure, whoever writes the code is going to be able to go...

00:47:26.000 It will be a point of failure.

00:47:28.000 Again, you continue to say, free up the code, but most people can't read code.

00:47:33.000 Oh, but there's enough people that could inspect the code to see if it's able to flip votes.

00:47:37.000 The machine shouldn't be able to flip the votes.

00:47:40.000 I mean, why not?

00:47:41.000 Because that's not what they're built to do.

00:47:43.000 They're built to give you the vote that they received.

00:47:46.000 Yeah, I mean, obviously there could be maybe a blockchain solution way down the line.

00:47:50.000 Maybe there's some kind of blockchain solution.

00:47:51.000 Yeah, can you, for the votes, if they're postmarked, is that how it works?

00:47:56.000 They just have to be postmarked by midnight?

00:47:58.000 Well, I think that it should be...

00:48:00.000 Is that the current rule, though?

00:48:01.000 I don't know for sure.

00:48:03.000 You can have it postmarked after November 5th and still can't?

00:48:05.000 I think Tim had tweeted one that was like they had up to the 12th to get it in or something like that.

00:48:12.000 But it shouldn't be.

00:48:13.000 It should just be, look, go there the day of.

00:48:15.000 And if you can't go there the day of, you don't get to vote.

00:48:18.000 I mean, if anything, just do that for all the people who are watching who are like, I want to know who's going to win.

00:48:23.000 Yeah.

00:48:24.000 It shouldn't be that hard.

00:48:25.000 It should not be this complex.

00:48:27.000 It should be show up, show your ID, and vote.

00:48:30.000 And if you can't, too bad.

00:48:32.000 It's not a situation where voting is not such a...

00:48:37.000 As much as they want, the government tries to make it sound like this sacred, important thing that everybody's...

00:48:43.000 If you don't get to vote, it's some massive violation of your civil liberties.

00:48:47.000 That's not true at all.

00:48:49.000 Should it be a holiday then?

00:48:50.000 It should be.

00:48:51.000 I don't have a problem with that.

00:48:52.000 Make it a holiday.

00:48:53.000 That's fine.

00:48:54.000 Make it a nationwide federal holiday.

00:48:56.000 Everybody gets the day off.

00:48:59.000 Everything's closed.

00:49:00.000 You don't get to go to...

00:49:02.000 Maybe get rid of Columbus Day and swap it with...

00:49:04.000 The Italians aren't going to like that.

00:49:06.000 They already got rid of Columbus Day with the whole indigenous people.

00:49:09.000 But make it a holiday and be like, that's it.

00:49:12.000 One day, go vote.

00:49:15.000 I love that you mentioned blockchain.

00:49:17.000 Oh, did you?

00:49:18.000 You could punch the ballot, put it in the machine which reads it, puts it on a blockchain, puts it on like six or nine different blockchains, so if someone does get a hold of one of those, they're not going to get a hold of the other eight.

00:49:28.000 And then there you go.

00:49:29.000 You can reference it online with a barcode that no one else has access to.

00:49:32.000 There's for sure a way that it could be done, obviously.

00:49:36.000 What's the argument against public ballots?

00:49:39.000 Well, you don't want to know.

00:49:41.000 Lynchings.

00:49:41.000 People can go find people that voted the way they didn't like and then attack them.

00:49:45.000 Yeah, I mean, that's the whole...

00:49:46.000 People don't want to know.

00:49:47.000 Yeah, but I don't know if that's a strong enough argument.

00:49:48.000 I think it happened so much in the past that they realized...

00:49:51.000 Yeah, I don't know if you could have...

00:49:52.000 Like, you're saying public, like, there's a ledger of everybody who voted.

00:49:56.000 I mean, there's so many people who...

00:49:57.000 That would get rid of fraud.

00:49:58.000 Yeah, yeah, but, well, maybe.

00:50:00.000 Because then anybody could pull up the ledger and be like, these people are dead.

00:50:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:03.000 Well, for the dead part, for sure, but there's a lot of people who say one thing and vote differently.

00:50:08.000 And then you could check the ledger and be like, I did not vote for that person.

00:50:11.000 Yeah.

00:50:11.000 You should be able to verify your own for sure on a ledger, but I think it would be like a secret, like a code that you have on your phone that you could scan.

00:50:19.000 No one else had access to verify your...

00:50:21.000 It's just, it's risky to let other...

00:50:22.000 The argument is that if it's public, people will vote based on what they think, and people would not vote Trump because they'd be scared for people to see them voting Trump.

00:50:29.000 Absolutely.

00:50:30.000 Yeah, yeah, that would be...

00:50:32.000 I think, again, I don't mind, you know, it should be, you should be, the secret ballots is fine with me, but one day, get in there, show ID, keep it, I think it should be paper ballots, no computers, no nothing, that's it.

00:50:47.000 And you seal it up, you put it in, you don't, I don't even think you should put it into, like, at least where I go and vote, you take the actual ballot and you drop it in a box.

00:50:55.000 You should have an envelope, put it in the envelope, seal the envelope.

00:50:58.000 That probably would make everything take so much longer, though, if they have to open envelopes.

00:51:03.000 I don't think it would take that much longer.

00:51:04.000 What's the actual case for it?

00:51:06.000 There's 350 million people and it just...

00:51:08.000 Yeah, there's 350 million people.

00:51:11.000 We've only managed to get a third of America to vote.

00:51:15.000 Yeah, so that's not even half the country.

00:51:18.000 And it's also split up in a bunch of different places.

00:51:23.000 So the people that collect the votes, maybe there's 10,000 votes, right?

00:51:28.000 So you get...

00:51:29.000 Do we need more of those people?

00:51:31.000 Like the people who work at the...

00:51:32.000 I mean, in cities, maybe.

00:51:32.000 Maybe.

00:51:33.000 In my town, you don't have to.

00:51:34.000 There's only 4,000 of us, and it's probably only 2,000 that actually vote.

00:51:37.000 The problem is if we're putting them in envelopes, sealed, and passing them off, someone's going to eventually have to open that envelope and look at it and decide whether or not to scan that thing.

00:51:46.000 Or, if you say no computers, to write it down, what it says on it, and there's a chain of vulnerability.

00:51:51.000 And there's supposed to have people looking over their shoulders, but if those people are colluding...

00:51:55.000 That's what I... Listen, in my town, it's all paper ballots and stuff now.

00:51:59.000 There's a boatload of places that are paper ballots.

00:52:03.000 All the stuff with Dominion is because you have electronic voting.

00:52:06.000 All the lawsuits, all that garbage.

00:52:09.000 It's all garbage.

00:52:10.000 A lot of it's because it's proprietary.

00:52:12.000 The way they've set up Dominion is to have a proprietary system you can't access.

00:52:16.000 You can't reference your own vote.

00:52:18.000 Companies are going to want it to be proprietary.

00:52:20.000 They're not going to want to just give it away.

00:52:22.000 And public service shouldn't be proprietary.

00:52:25.000 What's your business if it's not proprietary?

00:52:26.000 We shouldn't have a private business doing our public code.

00:52:29.000 It's much more simple if you just do it.

00:52:31.000 Private business is running prisons.

00:52:33.000 It's much more simple if you do it in private prisons.

00:52:36.000 It's much more simple if you just do it with a paper ballot.

00:52:39.000 You can't verify your vote.

00:52:41.000 What do you mean you can't verify your vote?

00:52:42.000 If you send it off and it's like, I hope it counts.

00:52:45.000 There's a level of trust in this system.

00:52:47.000 Nobody's ever been able to verify their vote in all of history.

00:52:50.000 You're talking about changing.

00:52:52.000 You want to make a whole new process so that people can look and verify that their vote got counted.

00:52:57.000 And that also means that it's not going to be private.

00:52:59.000 You're going to have to give your social security number on your ballot so you can look up the ballot and the votes.

00:53:07.000 Ian, what's your social security number?

00:53:10.000 You go to the website, you type in, you make an account, you put in all your data, and it would give a bar or a thing on the screen you could scan.

00:53:19.000 If they can't have people, if they don't want to have people to have ID, if the argument against ID is it's too complicated, you think you're going to go and make a profile?

00:53:31.000 Yeah, that's the thing.

00:53:32.000 The more friction you put, the less likely.

00:53:34.000 If you want to verify your vote, you can go make a profile.

00:53:39.000 That's still making friction.

00:53:42.000 That's still making things that are unnecessary.

00:53:45.000 You don't need any of that.

00:53:46.000 You can still go vote, normal, punching the thing and handing it in, but if then you want to go verify your vote, you have a way to do it on a blockchain.

00:53:52.000 I disagree with you.

00:53:53.000 I'm not going to argue with you anymore.

00:53:54.000 Let's jump to the story from the New York Post.

00:53:56.000 Democrat Senate campaign org fires employee accused of tampering with Montana ballot box.

00:54:02.000 It's not just that.

00:54:03.000 We've got this story from Channel 21 KTV. It's AP reporting.

00:54:08.000 Twelve Colorado mail-in ballots were stolen and filled out.

00:54:10.000 Three were counted.

00:54:12.000 And then, wasn't there another one that I had pulled up?

00:54:15.000 There was a mailbox set fire to in Arizona that torched 20 ballots.

00:54:19.000 So, you know, we're getting off to a good start here.

00:54:22.000 There's a video of a Democrat staffer tampering with this box in some way.

00:54:26.000 Now, it's funny because they say allegedly tampering.

00:54:28.000 Why are you saying allegedly?

00:54:29.000 He's seen putting his hands on it and rustling the box around.

00:54:33.000 He's trying to do something.

00:54:34.000 He's literally tampering with a ballot box.

00:54:35.000 We don't know that he succeeded in doing anything or whatever it is he was doing, but he was certainly tampering with it.

00:54:40.000 They fired him and they said he was simply trying to see if it was secure.

00:54:44.000 If it was secure, the one has nothing to do with the fact that Trump is literally Hitler.

00:54:50.000 Sure.

00:54:50.000 Yeah, right?

00:54:51.000 I just want to see if your mail is secure in your mailbox.

00:54:53.000 The reason why they say Trump is Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini is not because they want violence.

00:54:58.000 I mean, that may be a component, but it's because they want a standalone complex.

00:55:01.000 They want 10,000 Democrats acting of their own volition to cheat so that they can win.

00:55:08.000 When it comes to counting the ballots, it takes only maybe a few hundred people even, counting votes, to go, does that say Trump?

00:55:08.000 Yeah.

00:55:17.000 It looks like Trump.

00:55:18.000 Garbage.

00:55:19.000 Kamala.

00:55:21.000 Close enough, Kamala.

00:55:22.000 And what's this one?

00:55:23.000 Trimp?

00:55:24.000 I don't know what that is.

00:55:26.000 Kaimalo.

00:55:27.000 I know, that's one for Kamala.

00:55:29.000 That's like the whole Hangouts thing, right?

00:55:30.000 Yeah, you gotta remove emotions from it.

00:55:32.000 You said trust.

00:55:33.000 There's a certain level of trust, but we've developed systems called trustless systems.

00:55:36.000 Yeah, I mean, the Bitcoin ledger, obviously, there must be some way to change over to that one day.

00:55:44.000 They need to have some 90-year-old who wants to vote.

00:55:47.000 They need three individuals per vote to count.

00:55:49.000 Like Jimmy Carter.

00:55:49.000 Jimmy Carter's not going to vote on the blockchain.

00:55:51.000 They need three individuals per vote.

00:55:54.000 Counted.

00:55:55.000 So all counting should be done by hand, all votes done by paper, and it should be a Trump voter, a Kamala voter, and an independent, and all three of them go through each one and make a determination as to who got the vote.

00:56:07.000 And then if there's a discrepancy, they send it off.

00:56:09.000 Espelate to a separate, yep.

00:56:11.000 But what do you think about an open source blockchain?

00:56:15.000 I think it has nothing to do with what we're seeing in destruction of tampering with ballot boxes and torching ballots.

00:56:22.000 Well, you wouldn't have paper to worry about.

00:56:23.000 Sure.

00:56:24.000 And so the issue we're dealing with right now and the concerns that we have are pertaining to the fact that already we are seeing ballots destroyed and tampered with.

00:56:30.000 And what will that mean for Election Day?

00:56:32.000 That paper ballots are vulnerable.

00:56:34.000 What do you think, Phil?

00:56:36.000 I think the paper ballots are the way to go.

00:56:38.000 What do you think happens on election day if right now we're already seeing ballots get destroyed?

00:56:42.000 I mean, you can't for 150 million votes.

00:56:45.000 There's gonna be some non-zero level of malarkey.

00:56:51.000 Do you think this stuff always happens?

00:56:54.000 Yes.

00:56:54.000 And we never pay attention?

00:56:56.000 Absolutely.

00:56:56.000 Every time ever.

00:56:58.000 So why don't we see all these stories leading up to every other election then?

00:57:02.000 Well, because up until 12 years ago, there was no social media, so if you go to CNN... Well, I guess maybe they would have, you know...

00:57:10.000 And this is a Democrat office firing a guy, and it's an official report.

00:57:14.000 Yeah.

00:57:14.000 This is high-level political stuff.

00:57:15.000 I'm sure you could have found these things, but now it's just so much more magnified.

00:57:20.000 There's cameras.

00:57:20.000 Everyone's got a camera in their pockets.

00:57:21.000 Cameras everywhere.

00:57:22.000 Exactly.

00:57:23.000 You know, there's cameras everywhere.

00:57:24.000 Everybody's got a camera.

00:57:25.000 I'm sure this stuff has happened.

00:57:27.000 I think so, too.

00:57:28.000 I think regimes have been controlling narratives.

00:57:30.000 Then the question is, if it's in the mind of people, will anyone trust the results with a single story about ballot destruction?

00:57:37.000 I don't think anyone's going to trust the results either way.

00:57:40.000 Literally?

00:57:41.000 No, no, no.

00:57:42.000 Even if Kamala trusts his hands and both wave and say, we agree, everything's good.

00:57:46.000 In 2016, there was the Trump-Russia stuff.

00:57:51.000 In 2020, there was the whole Trump said that he won and stuff.

00:57:55.000 There's no way that...

00:57:57.000 I think that's the idea of people actually accepting the vote as honest.

00:58:04.000 The only people who are going to accept the vote are the people who voted for Chase Oliver or Jill Stein.

00:58:10.000 They know those people are losing regardless.

00:58:12.000 But everybody who is a Democrat or Republican voter will not accept the results.

00:58:15.000 This is what I'm saying.

00:58:16.000 It sounds like you're saying, no one's going to trust it, but let's just do it anyway.

00:58:20.000 No one's going to trust it, regardless of how we do it.

00:58:22.000 What if you secured it digitally?

00:58:24.000 We're not doing that this year.

00:58:26.000 No one's going to trust it because there's already been...

00:58:29.000 They're going to say, oh, well, look, there was the whole stuff with Dominion.

00:58:34.000 Computers can be hacked.

00:58:35.000 No one's going to trust it because they're not going to trust it.

00:58:38.000 Not because the system is uniquely insecure.

00:58:42.000 It's just that people won't trust.

00:58:43.000 Do you then agree with Rudyard?

00:58:46.000 That there's going to be violence?

00:58:47.000 1,000 dead by April?

00:58:48.000 I don't know about that, but I mean, I articulated my position last night, and I do think that we're in for shenanigans.

00:58:58.000 I don't see how...

00:59:00.000 It's funny, because his polymarket odds are like 2 to 1 Trump, and I'm like, have they considered the possibility that there's no inauguration?

00:59:08.000 Well, then you get your money back.

00:59:09.000 I think that's neither a yes nor a no.

00:59:11.000 You get your money back for those things?

00:59:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:13.000 It has to be resolved.

00:59:14.000 If you ever bet on Polymarket, it's like you have to...

00:59:16.000 It says it's resolved a yes if he's elected.

00:59:20.000 It says if the AP, Fox, and I think NBC call the winner, then it resolves for the winner.

00:59:26.000 Oh, okay.

00:59:26.000 So it doesn't have to be...

00:59:27.000 And if it doesn't, it gets called by the press on Inauguration Day.

00:59:30.000 Whoever is inaugurated will be the resolution.

00:59:32.000 But I'm like, and what happens if there's no inauguration?

00:59:37.000 What happens if there's two?

00:59:39.000 There's two inaugurations?

00:59:40.000 Two separate inaugurations?

00:59:42.000 Where are they going to happen?

00:59:43.000 How does that work?

00:59:45.000 What do you mean?

00:59:46.000 A group of people get together and hold up the Bible and then Kamala and Trump both swear on it in different places.

00:59:51.000 Mm-hmm.

00:59:52.000 That'll be fun.

01:00:08.000 Trump and other Republicans say this is ridiculous.

01:00:11.000 We know for a fact he won.

01:00:13.000 Democrats say, nope, we've certified Kamala to win.

01:00:15.000 Doesn't matter.

01:00:16.000 We are the House and we certify.

01:00:17.000 Thank you and have a nice day.

01:00:19.000 She's also the vice president.

01:00:20.000 She'll be the one counting the votes.

01:00:21.000 So when Jamie Raskin, who already said they intend to do this, literally in February, he said they will not certify Donald Trump.

01:00:28.000 If he wins, I'm telling you, you said this literally at a bookstore conference.

01:00:32.000 He was a roundtable or whatever panel.

01:00:34.000 And he said, if Trump wins, we will have civil war conditions.

01:00:38.000 We will not certify the vote.

01:00:39.000 We will say, Donald Trump, you are ineligible under the 14th Amendment.

01:00:43.000 What happens then when?

01:00:45.000 There's no resolution.

01:00:46.000 The Supreme Court gets petitioned by everybody, and then come January 20th, the White House or the Capitol grounds, they're closed.

01:00:53.000 We're not doing anything.

01:00:54.000 So Kamala goes to one building, Trump goes to the other, and they both claim to have an inauguration.

01:00:59.000 That's a bit above my pay grade.

01:01:01.000 Yeah.

01:01:02.000 I'm saying, not for you, I'm saying, what does Polymarket do?

01:01:04.000 Oh, what does Polymarket do?

01:01:05.000 Trump wins because the press is saying he has the most votes, but even though they didn't say he won?

01:01:10.000 Well, I guess, I don't know, yeah, maybe.

01:01:12.000 So then who's the, and there's just two official presidents?

01:01:16.000 Well, that's called a crappy TV show.

01:01:18.000 It was a civil war in the United States that had two presidents.

01:01:20.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:01:22.000 But they both operated.

01:01:23.000 Rudyard Lynch, what if Alt-Hist made the prediction that there would be a Patriots capital in Austin and a Peoples in D.C.? And I disagreed with him.

01:01:33.000 I said, well, that doesn't make sense because you said he thinks Trump is going to win.

01:01:36.000 If Trump wins and Democrats revolt, Democrats ain't going to Austin.

01:01:41.000 Republicans would be.

01:01:41.000 Of course.

01:01:42.000 So Republicans would have D.C. Democrats would go to New York.

01:01:45.000 New York is a seat of power for the Democrats.

01:01:48.000 And then they would have their Congress and they'd say...

01:01:51.000 Well, Trump Tower.

01:01:52.000 Well, they'd seize Trump Tower for sure.

01:01:53.000 Yeah, they'd seize Trump Tower and that would be the new Congress.

01:01:55.000 Oh, that's a good point.

01:01:56.000 Congress building.

01:01:57.000 Congress, Democrat members would go there and say, Trump is ineligible and we are not going to be party to a corrupt fascist takeover of government.

01:02:05.000 This is a coup, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:02:06.000 Honestly, they're not competent enough to pull something like that off, I don't think.

01:02:11.000 I disagree.

01:02:12.000 Yeah.

01:02:13.000 You gotta read Sun Tzu.

01:02:14.000 All right, we'll see.

01:02:15.000 Don't underestimate your opponents.

01:02:17.000 Yeah, we'll see, I guess.

01:02:19.000 It's depressing.

01:02:22.000 I don't know.

01:02:23.000 I mean, that scenario seems closer to like a movie, but I could definitely see some violence.

01:02:30.000 Absolutely.

01:02:31.000 Mostly coming from the left if Trump wins.

01:02:33.000 Rudyard may just be a guy.

01:02:35.000 Yeah.

01:02:36.000 Some guy on the internet, huh?

01:02:37.000 I mean, we're all just guys on the internet, aren't we?

01:02:38.000 Yeah.

01:02:38.000 And so when he says he has a standing bet, $1,000 if 1,000 people die by April, I'm like, that's a pretty extreme claim to make.

01:02:45.000 I mean, that's months away.

01:02:46.000 Yeah.

01:02:47.000 That's half a year.

01:02:48.000 It's going to be like COVID all over again, where you're like, well, how did they die?

01:02:50.000 Did they die of some war?

01:02:52.000 No, he's saying specifically if domestic political violence results in death.

01:02:56.000 Like, it's a clear-cut bet.

01:02:57.000 He said it's going to be like, you go to work every day, you watch the TV, but bombs will be going off in Chicago.

01:03:04.000 Did he ever get in a fistfight?

01:03:05.000 Because he was talking like a kid behind a computer screen.

01:03:08.000 What does that have to do with...

01:03:09.000 Like, does he really think that he's looking for it?

01:03:12.000 Yeah, what do you mean?

01:03:13.000 He was saying he read about the history of Chinese dynasties, the French Revolution, the Spanish Civil War, and the Russian Revolution, and based on those things that he's read, here's his predictions.

01:03:20.000 And he may just be some guy who read some stuff and is wrong, that's sure.

01:03:24.000 I mean, this stuff has happened over and over again throughout history.

01:03:26.000 We're living in a pretty relatively calm time.

01:03:29.000 That's the crazy thing, is that we had a golden age for 30 years.

01:03:33.000 Longer.

01:03:34.000 You know, 30, 35 years.

01:03:35.000 Well, it's coming to a close.

01:03:37.000 Depends on what we do next, man.

01:03:38.000 It's the fourth turning.

01:03:39.000 It's definitely coming to a close.

01:03:40.000 You see, like, the end of the 1700s, the way they invented, developed electricity, and it popped off.

01:03:45.000 Golden age.

01:03:47.000 Like, batteries, electricity, chemistry.

01:03:49.000 And if we do some new technological breakthrough, we could have space variants.

01:03:52.000 Like, AI songs?

01:03:53.000 I don't know how that changes the political conflict.

01:03:56.000 AI is huge.

01:03:56.000 Yeah, I mean, again, people on the left are not, like, Democrats, if Trump wins, are not going to take it well.

01:04:02.000 Especially because, like, there was a period a month or so ago when it was looking like Kamala Harris is just running away with it.

01:04:10.000 Remember that?

01:04:11.000 Where, like, the odds shifted and she went ahead?

01:04:14.000 Yeah.

01:04:14.000 And they were getting pretty jubilant.

01:04:15.000 I just don't think it's going to be the ultimate letdown for them.

01:04:19.000 I'm saying, listen, ladies and gentlemen, you have to prepare.

01:04:22.000 And this is for you, Danny.

01:04:23.000 You have to prepare.

01:04:24.000 Go back to Canada.

01:04:25.000 You cannot.

01:04:26.000 No, you can't do that.

01:04:27.000 No, I'm not.

01:04:27.000 You cannot sit around just waiting, wishing for the best.

01:04:30.000 You've got to go out.

01:04:31.000 You've got to buy backup batteries.

01:04:33.000 Because when Trump wins, these Democrats are going to be on the ground wailing like banshees.

01:04:37.000 And you need to film it and post it to actually get to watch.

01:04:40.000 Well, you should get a backup battery.

01:04:41.000 Jackery is a good one.

01:04:43.000 I have a Jackery battery.

01:04:44.000 When the power went out of my house, I don't think there's that graphene in mine, but my power went out.

01:04:48.000 I got a graphene battery.

01:04:49.000 Ian's not...

01:04:50.000 I think I have a graphene battery.

01:04:52.000 The one I got you.

01:04:53.000 Yeah, that little guy.

01:04:54.000 Starlink.

01:04:54.000 But I've got a big Jackery ACDC power.

01:04:58.000 It's great.

01:04:59.000 Graphene backup batteries.

01:05:00.000 You know those portable batteries?

01:05:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:05:02.000 The graphene one can be charged up in 10 minutes.

01:05:04.000 Wow.

01:05:05.000 Check it out.

01:05:05.000 Because...

01:05:06.000 The way it works is it's a lithium-ion battery with, I guess they say they've got a graphene sheet running through it, which charges it equally and evenly all at once.

01:05:17.000 So the energy goes straight into it, charges it.

01:05:20.000 So you've got two full cell phone charges in 10 minutes.

01:05:22.000 There's a new gallium nitride is the new superconductor they're using.

01:05:26.000 I make tiny, look at this, 10,000 milliamp hour battery.

01:05:29.000 It's this thing, dude.

01:05:29.000 What, really?

01:05:30.000 It has plugs in it.

01:05:32.000 10,000.

01:05:33.000 Dude, I can charge my phone two and a half times, this little guy.

01:05:35.000 Wow.

01:05:36.000 It's at 84% now.

01:05:38.000 I've been charging it for about 20, 30 minutes.

01:05:40.000 Well, look, we all saw the video of the woman dropping to her knees and screaming no in 2016.

01:05:44.000 I don't know.

01:05:45.000 I think about that a lot.

01:05:46.000 No, I think about what scares me the most is that it's going to be November 5th, and Democrats across this country are going to be dropping to their knees and screaming no, and Republicans will have dead phones.

01:05:56.000 Their phones are going to be dead, and they're going to be like, I can't get out.

01:05:57.000 I've got one No, I couldn't film it.

01:05:59.000 And then what am I going to do?

01:06:01.000 I'm on X, and I just see, what, one picture?

01:06:04.000 Assuming the Internet's up everywhere.

01:06:06.000 Unacceptable.

01:06:07.000 I got Starlink.

01:06:07.000 You can use your cell phone as a mobile network and then put your laptop through that network.

01:06:13.000 You can charge your Jackery battery through your car if you need to.

01:06:17.000 If you really run out for like a day, you've got your car to charge your battery, which can charge your laptop and your phone.

01:06:22.000 Let's jump into the story.

01:06:23.000 Just to cut you off, but do you think she comes to the, if he gets, like if he wins, do you think she comes to his inauguration?

01:06:30.000 Oh, I have no idea.

01:06:31.000 That woman?

01:06:32.000 We've got the Washington Examiner.

01:06:32.000 Let's read the story.

01:06:34.000 Fear of election violence and civil war surge.

01:06:37.000 Now, that is called burying the lead, my friends, because here's the better story.

01:06:42.000 The nation's largest network of survival camps is urging its members to spend Election Day inside its guarded fences due to growing concerns about political violence and civil war.

01:06:52.000 Fortitude Ranch, which has several established and planned off the grid prepper resorts, issued its call after pollsters reporting surging fears of violence from the losing side in next month's election.

01:07:02.000 Quote, Fortitude Ranch staff does not consider the likelihood of immediate post-election violence or civil war to be high, but there is a strong likelihood of some violence by the 50% or more of the population that will be very angry with the November 5th results, said the organization on its Collapse Survivor app.

01:07:27.000 Okay, well, there's two ways to look at it.

01:07:29.000 Here's a question for you.

01:07:31.000 Is Fortitude Ranch being completely straightforward and, you know, there may be some protests and you might want to, if you're in a high-risk area, be at this camp where you can chill out and they're really nice places.

01:07:42.000 Or are they trying to avoid alarming people and sparking panic by saying, if you are in a high-risk area, the chance of danger, violence, death is extremely high.

01:07:52.000 You need to get out now, which could cause a panic.

01:07:55.000 Probably the second.

01:07:56.000 You think they're avoiding a panic?

01:07:57.000 Yeah, they probably genuinely believe it.

01:07:59.000 If there's ever been a risk to serious confrontational political violence in the last 30 years in the United States, it's going to be on November 5th, or right around that time, because of the hot media.

01:08:11.000 Where are they located?

01:08:13.000 All over the country.

01:08:13.000 Because I assume the type of person who goes to one of these is heavily armed.

01:08:18.000 Yep.

01:08:19.000 Right?

01:08:19.000 Let me tell you about Fortitude Ranch, okay?

01:08:22.000 Okay.

01:08:23.000 They're basically man resorts.

01:08:25.000 Yeah.

01:08:26.000 Okay, so they say survival community, but I tell you what it really is.

01:08:29.000 They've got bunkers.

01:08:30.000 Yeah.

01:08:30.000 They've got emergency food.

01:08:31.000 But when you go there, it's basically like a dude's retreat where you've got, like, you're chopping wood, you're shooting guns, you're watching movies in a log cabin.

01:08:39.000 Oh, that sounds fun.

01:08:40.000 Yeah, it's super fun.

01:08:41.000 It's like a timeshare for dudes.

01:08:42.000 It's like a spa for dudes.

01:08:43.000 Like, are they just trying to sell more timeshares?

01:08:45.000 They have one.

01:08:46.000 You're LARPing that you're a commando in the end of the world.

01:08:48.000 But the reality is that after the world does end, you definitely want to be there eventually.

01:08:52.000 Yeah.

01:08:52.000 So it's your cool vacation spot to go and do man stuff, and in the unlikely event that the world actually does end, you have a place to go should you need it.

01:09:02.000 Man, RFK said a vote for Kamala is a vote for nuclear war.

01:09:05.000 Did you see that?

01:09:05.000 Wow.

01:09:06.000 Today, I think he said that?

01:09:07.000 That was...

01:09:08.000 I would think of that as rhetoric, but I mean, he's...

01:09:11.000 That's why I wonder if Fortitude is really thinking, like, nothing's going to happen, but come hang out, you know?

01:09:17.000 They're really very good about contingencies, and I think they do believe that if there is something possible that might happen, it's going to happen early after the election, so be here for that.

01:09:28.000 I agree with that.

01:09:29.000 Yeah, it probably will happen right away.

01:09:30.000 Again, they're probably just trying to sell.

01:09:33.000 A lot of people talk about fighting the government or whatever.

01:09:39.000 That's not what is going to happen, or at least not what I imagine is going to happen.

01:09:43.000 I think that there's going to be a lot of people that are going to be angry with other people.

01:09:48.000 As much as Donald Trump is the big boogeyman, you see the way that the leftists and stuff treat other Americans.

01:09:55.000 The woman that went up to that person's...

01:09:58.000 They caught her on the ring camera.

01:09:59.000 She went up to the house and she literally knocked on the door and she was wigging out because this woman was a Trump voter and stuff.

01:10:06.000 I imagine, and you know, was the guy that got shot in Seattle?

01:10:12.000 Yeah, Aaron Danielson.

01:10:12.000 Aaron Danielson?

01:10:13.000 Was that Seattle or was that Portland?

01:10:15.000 Well, the Pacific Northwest.

01:10:16.000 There you go.

01:10:17.000 But even still, he was shot specifically because he was a Trump voter.

01:10:22.000 I imagine those things would be more of a problem for your average American than having to fight the government, because nobody's really going to want to fight the government.

01:10:31.000 No, no.

01:10:32.000 I do want to add this as a personal disclosure.

01:10:34.000 I have as small as a minority stake as possible in Fortitude, like single digit.

01:10:41.000 But I don't...

01:10:42.000 I don't know much about what they're doing or why they're doing it.

01:10:42.000 Communicate with them.

01:10:44.000 I just want to make sure that's clear.

01:10:45.000 Clarify, too.

01:10:46.000 Aaron Danielson was in Portland, yeah.

01:10:48.000 Yeah.

01:10:49.000 Yeah, we met the Fortitude guys.

01:10:50.000 We've had the CEO on the show and the CEO... When they came on, I basically wrote a check like, hey, if something happens, can I bring my family?

01:10:57.000 And they're like...

01:10:58.000 Great guys.

01:10:58.000 Super honest guys.

01:10:59.000 And I have ex-military.

01:11:00.000 It sounds like a fun time.

01:11:02.000 The CEO, I think he's ex-military, was he?

01:11:04.000 Yeah, they're ex-intelligence, military and stuff like that.

01:11:06.000 But so, that's why I'm saying, like, it's more of a, they call it off-the-grid prepper resorts.

01:11:06.000 So...

01:11:10.000 That's exactly how I describe it.

01:11:12.000 You, like, hang out and there's chickens.

01:11:12.000 Resorts.

01:11:14.000 And you just, you LARP as being a man in the wilderness.

01:11:14.000 Yeah.

01:11:16.000 You're not, like, are you eating, all the food you're eating is, like, reconstituted with water, like, rations style?

01:11:20.000 No, you're eating cheeseburgers and normal food.

01:11:23.000 Oh, okay, so this just sounds like a fun man retreat.

01:11:25.000 Yeah, it's like a man retreat.

01:11:26.000 But like I said, like, if the world is about to end, you definitely want to be there.

01:11:29.000 So that's why I asked the question, like, are they trying to downplay this?

01:11:33.000 Because they don't want everyone jumping in their cars and speeding, and then everything fills up, and then they've got people banging on the door.

01:11:39.000 They're like, if it's going to happen, just on off chance, be here before it happens.

01:11:39.000 Exactly, yeah.

01:11:44.000 Because they did this last time around.

01:11:46.000 That's how we ended up meeting them, actually.

01:11:48.000 Because I think in 2020, they issued a call saying, if you're a member, it's time to come to the bunkers.

01:11:53.000 They go, oh, woo!

01:11:53.000 Yeah.

01:11:58.000 It's more boring that you have an app, and it goes, brrm.

01:12:00.000 Yeah.

01:12:01.000 And then it's like, close the walls!

01:12:03.000 And he's like, this giant 9,000th of an eye wall.

01:12:07.000 I mean, you just don't want to be anywhere densely populated and you're fine.

01:12:11.000 Like, I still even find it hard to see...

01:12:11.000 If you're in...

01:12:13.000 But isn't it funny that they destroy their own cities?

01:12:16.000 They destroy their own cities?

01:12:16.000 What's that?

01:12:17.000 Yeah.

01:12:18.000 I mean, like, New York City, like, Williamsburg...

01:12:21.000 I remember, so specifically, when Joe Biden, when they called it for Biden in 2020, I was sleeping.

01:12:29.000 It was like 11 a.m.

01:12:31.000 And I was sleeping, and literally, I woke up.

01:12:36.000 To cheering in the streets, right?

01:12:39.000 And I didn't know what was going on.

01:12:40.000 I was kind of confused.

01:12:41.000 I just hear all this cheering.

01:12:42.000 I'm like, oh, Biden won.

01:12:44.000 And I walked outside.

01:12:46.000 It looked like, I remember when I lived in Toronto, the Toronto Raptors won the NBA Finals.

01:12:50.000 That's what it looked like.

01:12:51.000 The streets were just full of jubilant people.

01:12:54.000 This will be the opposite.

01:12:55.000 This will be the opposite of that.

01:12:58.000 People...

01:12:58.000 Who wants to live in New York?

01:12:59.000 It's so wild.

01:13:00.000 I don't do it by choice.

01:13:02.000 Then why do you do it?

01:13:03.000 Because comedy's good there.

01:13:05.000 You live in Jersey.

01:13:06.000 I do.

01:13:06.000 Well, I actually do live in Jersey.

01:13:07.000 Aha!

01:13:08.000 We got him.

01:13:10.000 Exposed.

01:13:10.000 And I'm moving back to New York.

01:13:11.000 Yeah, I know that joy of living close to the action.

01:13:13.000 I like to spend time in Miami for that reason, but it's nice to be in the woods.

01:13:16.000 Nah, bro, I tell you, you gotta choose to comedy.

01:13:18.000 You gotta go to images over on 340.

01:13:22.000 Every Saturday, there's like two or three people hanging out.

01:13:25.000 Bombard them with a set?

01:13:26.000 You laughing at us rural folk out here?

01:13:29.000 What are you doing, huh?

01:13:30.000 That's all I need is one set every two weeks.

01:13:32.000 That's perfect.

01:13:35.000 Well, how often do you do it?

01:13:37.000 Ten times a week.

01:13:38.000 Wow.

01:13:39.000 Yeah, it's like New York's the only place.

01:13:40.000 Maybe Austin.

01:13:40.000 Are you just like saying the same joke over and over and over again?

01:13:43.000 Sometimes different ones, yeah.

01:13:44.000 But it's whatever I'm working on.

01:13:45.000 But I don't like, like whatever I'm working on for that period.

01:13:48.000 So far to say, it's a different culture in a big city in the United States.

01:13:52.000 It is such a different, this country is so, so vastly different.

01:13:56.000 Divergent.

01:13:57.000 Like, being in Miami, it's like being in a different country.

01:13:59.000 That's...

01:14:00.000 I feel...

01:14:00.000 If I understand correctly, that's the way that it's been for...

01:14:03.000 I mean, as long as there have been cities...

01:14:06.000 Yeah.

01:14:06.000 The culture in the city and the culture in the rural areas are significantly different.

01:14:10.000 Yeah.

01:14:11.000 I mean, there's a reason why most large cities in this country are democratic.

01:14:16.000 Like, are there any huge cities that go red?

01:14:19.000 Like, maybe like Dallas?

01:14:20.000 I don't know.

01:14:21.000 I don't even know.

01:14:22.000 Like...

01:14:23.000 It seems like most cities are going, oh yeah, yeah, you know, it's like the big city, everybody's a Democrat, and then outside of it, everyone's a Republican.

01:14:29.000 I mean, even New York is like that.

01:14:30.000 There's that vibe of like, they'll take care of me.

01:14:32.000 If I'm in this city, either they're going to take care of me, or it's all screwed, so they better take care of me, whoever they are.

01:14:38.000 I don't know.

01:14:39.000 It's like, if there's a fire, we can't put it out.

01:14:42.000 If the tree falls down, please, someone come and take it out for us.

01:14:44.000 I was just joking about it.

01:14:45.000 Yesterday, I was in Greenwich Village, and there's like a giant...

01:14:48.000 Like, Greenwich Village is literally a one-bedroom apartment.

01:14:51.000 It's $6,000 a month.

01:14:53.000 And there's a hardware store.

01:14:55.000 Like, must be sitting on a piece of land that would sell for $200 million.

01:15:01.000 Like, it's so valuable.

01:15:03.000 And there's just, like, a hardware store.

01:15:04.000 Like, nobody here is going to a hardware store.

01:15:06.000 Like, what is this even for?

01:15:07.000 Like, nobody around here fixes stuff, their own stuff, when it breaks.

01:15:11.000 Like, you know?

01:15:11.000 Well, the help has to get something to fix it.

01:15:13.000 They're all bug men.

01:15:14.000 Yeah, but still, like, all this stuff can be delivered by Amazon nowadays.

01:15:18.000 Oh, true.

01:15:18.000 Yeah, that too.

01:15:19.000 Oh man, big time.

01:15:20.000 I find myself using Amazon.

01:15:22.000 Do you feel bad about it?

01:15:24.000 Kind of not.

01:15:25.000 I'm going hard on Twitch, and I'm just kind of like, yay Amazon, yay corporations.

01:15:29.000 I understand the danger of centralization of authority and power.

01:15:33.000 Amazon could create a drone army and take over the country.

01:15:35.000 If they tried, they could try, and they could make a dent.

01:15:40.000 Stop giving Jeff ideas.

01:15:42.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

01:15:43.000 I mean, it's literally magic what they do.

01:15:45.000 But it's kind of like we were talking about small government earlier.

01:15:47.000 And I was thinking about the men who built America and how valuable it is to kind of strip away bureaucracy like Elon and stuff.

01:15:51.000 And like we had Rockefeller and Carnegie and Vanderbilt and how much power these individuals and their corporations accrued because of that.

01:15:58.000 So you do kind of want some government limiting corporate power.

01:16:02.000 But I think we have too much government.

01:16:05.000 Yeah, Rockefeller was a G. He was doing by himself 1% of the American GDP by himself.

01:16:11.000 We should have taxed him and taken everything from him.

01:16:14.000 They split up his companies and then he got even richer.

01:16:14.000 They tried.

01:16:16.000 Just because it's wrong to be rich for no reason.

01:16:19.000 He wasn't rich for no reason.

01:16:20.000 He did all that stuff.

01:16:22.000 If you win the lottery, you're instantly evil.

01:16:24.000 That's just the way it works.

01:16:26.000 Terrible, terrible take.

01:16:28.000 If you win the lottery, we should take all of your money from you and distribute it to the people.

01:16:32.000 Everyone in this room has won the geographical lottery.

01:16:35.000 Except for you.

01:16:36.000 You're Canadian.

01:16:37.000 I still feel like it.

01:16:38.000 You're still protected.

01:16:39.000 Hey, there was a chance that I grew up in Russia, so I'll take it.

01:16:42.000 You're as protected by America as you can be protected by America and not be in America.

01:16:47.000 Do you ever go to Canada?

01:16:49.000 Yeah.

01:16:49.000 My family lives there.

01:16:50.000 I don't live there.

01:16:52.000 Do you go X months a year or anything?

01:16:53.000 No, no, no.

01:16:54.000 Do you have to do hostile environment training and get prepared to go back because of how bad it is?

01:16:58.000 Well, my parents live in a suburb of Toronto, so it's fine.

01:17:01.000 So it's bad, but it's not that bad?

01:17:02.000 It's not that bad, no.

01:17:04.000 I worry about going to Canada because of my ex-posts.

01:17:06.000 I'm surprised you don't worry about going there because of your comedy routine.

01:17:09.000 Oh, I say some crazy stuff.

01:17:11.000 I mean, I made this one thing about Trudeau on Colbert, this AI video that went super viral in Canada.

01:17:16.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:17.000 You got in trouble for that, didn't you?

01:17:18.000 No, I got in trouble for the Jake Tapper.

01:17:20.000 I didn't get in trouble for the Jake Tapper one.

01:17:21.000 I made this one about the exploding goats, basically when the pagers were going off, and then I said goats, and then Jake Tapper...

01:17:28.000 What?

01:17:29.000 And he's like, I need to talk to you.

01:17:30.000 Are you joking?

01:17:31.000 No, no, no.

01:17:32.000 I'm friends with Jake Tapper now.

01:17:34.000 And literally he messaged me because it went mega viral, like tens of millions of views.

01:17:39.000 And then he messaged me on Twitter and he's like, Danny, this is Jake Tapper.

01:17:43.000 I need to talk to you.

01:17:44.000 Text him and tell him.

01:17:45.000 And I was like, I'm in so much trouble.

01:17:47.000 Because I had two different ones.

01:17:49.000 Jake Tapper?

01:17:51.000 Well, I just thought he was like, stop using my face for your comedy videos.

01:17:54.000 Like, stop it or whatever, or we're gonna see you.

01:17:57.000 Was he like, hey, this was really funny?

01:17:58.000 Yeah, he was like, can you make me an AI video for CNN? Because I want to do a segment about the dangers of AI. And I'm like, I'm the danger!

01:18:07.000 Did he do the segment?

01:18:08.000 Yeah, he did the segment.

01:18:09.000 Because I'm like, it's gonna show you with, like, a Hitler mustache?

01:18:12.000 And he's like, this guy did this to me.

01:18:14.000 No, but then he's making it his, like, whole...

01:18:17.000 Like, top, like, concern right now is this AI stuff.

01:18:19.000 And he went on Seth Meyers, and he was talking about me, and he called me to talk about you.

01:18:23.000 Get him to tell his wife to drop out of the New Hampshire race, because I don't want her to be my congressperson.

01:18:28.000 I mean, I have his phone number, but I'm not going to do that.

01:18:30.000 Exit him.

01:18:30.000 Give it to me.

01:18:31.000 No!

01:18:32.000 Jake, tell her to drop out.

01:18:35.000 She's running?

01:18:36.000 Yeah, she's running against Lily Tang.

01:18:37.000 She lives in New Hampshire?

01:18:38.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:39.000 For the purpose of going to Congress.

01:18:41.000 Right, because he must live in New York.

01:18:43.000 I'm sure he does.

01:18:44.000 How long has she lived in New Hampshire?

01:18:45.000 I have no idea.

01:18:47.000 Oh, that's crazy.

01:18:47.000 Long enough to be like, oh, I want to run for president.

01:18:49.000 But she's totally backed by, like...

01:18:51.000 She's trying to be, what, a congresswoman?

01:18:52.000 Yeah.

01:18:52.000 She's trying to take the New Hampshire's second congresswoman.

01:18:55.000 Shout out to Lily Tang Williams.

01:18:57.000 I like her a lot.

01:18:58.000 She's been on the show.

01:18:58.000 Lily's great.

01:18:59.000 If you're a voting kind and you're in New Hampshire, you should go vote for her.

01:19:02.000 She's from China.

01:19:03.000 She understands...

01:19:04.000 She's big on gun rights.

01:19:05.000 She understands self-sovereignty.

01:19:07.000 Jake Tapper's wife is a total, like, deep state apparatchik.

01:19:11.000 No joke, she is.

01:19:13.000 Yeah, I believe it.

01:19:14.000 I'm not kidding at all.

01:19:15.000 So now you and Jake are tight.

01:19:17.000 Yeah.

01:19:17.000 You've been working on, so I kind of want to see one of these videos.

01:19:19.000 Why don't you get him in a video with you and Ryan?

01:19:22.000 You know what it is?

01:19:24.000 I said this on the Boys cast, but he basically was like, can you make me this video of me speaking?

01:19:31.000 And he gave me all these things to write.

01:19:33.000 And I was like, sure, I'll make it for you.

01:19:34.000 It only takes me like 20 minutes.

01:19:35.000 And then in it, funny enough, he said, like in the text, he said, this video was made by this brilliant comedian, Danny Palachuk.

01:19:43.000 And I kind of like rolled my eyes.

01:19:44.000 I was like, whatever, this is what he wanted.

01:19:46.000 And then I made it and I was in a group chat with him and his producer.

01:19:49.000 And then I sent them the video.

01:19:51.000 And then she messaged me, like off to the side, just one on one.

01:19:56.000 She's like, hey, can you remake the video, but just remove the word brilliant?

01:19:59.000 Yeah.

01:20:02.000 But I was like, those were his words.

01:20:03.000 I didn't even want to say that.

01:20:05.000 What's that?

01:20:05.000 I would have just been like, sorry, that's what Jake wanted.

01:20:07.000 Well, what I understand is that I'm making fun of CNN. You should have just said, no.

01:20:13.000 I'm making fun.

01:20:14.000 Obviously, I'm like, CNN is somewhat the butt of the joke to a degree here.

01:20:18.000 And they're trying to be like, trying to use this.

01:20:20.000 And so he can't like, totally endorse me publicly.

01:20:23.000 You could have taken out brilliant, but put like, genius.

01:20:27.000 Here you go, I fixed it.

01:20:30.000 Mega genius comedian.

01:20:31.000 Handsome.

01:20:33.000 No, I just wanted you to just remove that.

01:20:36.000 You said remove it, and I did.

01:20:37.000 And then he went on Seth Meyers, and he's like, this comedian is making these gross videos.

01:20:45.000 Did they show a picture of your face where your skin was turned green like Rogan?

01:20:49.000 Oh yeah, no.

01:20:49.000 They're like, look at him, he looks terrible.

01:20:51.000 So what do you think about- It made you fatter.

01:20:53.000 What do you think about regulating AI? Honestly, so I make all these AI videos, I've been making them for the last month, and there is some percentage, not a small percentage of people- Who cannot tell the difference between real and fake things.

01:21:07.000 Like, they just can't.

01:21:09.000 I don't know if it's because their glasses aren't on, they're not paying attention.

01:21:12.000 I don't know.

01:21:13.000 But, like, the exploding goats video I made, that was the first one I made that went super viral.

01:21:18.000 I got a Snopes fact check.

01:21:20.000 Like, Snopes contacted me and they're like, hey, can I ask you some questions?

01:21:24.000 We're doing a fact check.

01:21:25.000 I'm like, you're talking to a comedian right now.

01:21:27.000 So that should be the end of your fact check.

01:21:29.000 And they're like, well, no, because there's all these people on Twitter who are...

01:21:34.000 Saying that the IDF is, Mossad is blowing up goats in whatever, Lebanon.

01:21:43.000 Like, all these goats in Lebanon are exploding and people are saying this as fact, so we need to do a fact check on it.

01:21:49.000 And there's just, there's some degree of people.

01:21:51.000 Now, I don't know what the, like, if there's negative repercussions of that.

01:21:55.000 Like, I think it's fine.

01:21:56.000 I agree it probably shouldn't be in political ads.

01:21:59.000 But maybe it should be.

01:22:00.000 I mean, if it is, it'll get so out of hand.

01:22:02.000 And I'll gladly, if anybody wants me to make them, I'm getting pretty good at it.

01:22:06.000 Do you just use like an app or what?

01:22:07.000 I use this thing.

01:22:10.000 It's called...

01:22:11.000 It's actually just like an open source.

01:22:12.000 It's called Easy Wave to Lip.

01:22:15.000 It's like a GitHub repo, and then you just run it in a Google collab, like just a source.

01:22:20.000 It's really easy.

01:22:22.000 And then what, do you make the work?

01:22:24.000 You just take in the source.

01:22:25.000 Yeah, so I write a script, and then I put it into this, like, Eleven Labs voice cloner thing, and then you just get a source.

01:22:32.000 You get a source, like, audio, and then it clones it, and then you just export the new, like, the text, and then you just, like, sync them to the audio and video.

01:22:41.000 Does it make the mouth move, like Jake Tapper's mouth move?

01:22:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:22:44.000 And it looks almost real?

01:22:45.000 Yeah, I made an Anderson Cooper one about the WNBA. Honestly, if you're looking at it, you can tell.

01:22:51.000 But if you're kind of...

01:22:52.000 There's a lot of people who see these and cannot tell.

01:22:55.000 Especially on little screens.

01:22:56.000 It could be because they have bad eyes.

01:22:58.000 No, no, seriously.

01:22:58.000 I'm not being joking.

01:22:59.000 Seriously.

01:23:00.000 The screen might be a little blurry, and so it just looks like Anderson was talking.

01:23:04.000 I purposely make them outlandish enough where you're like, clearly this is not real.

01:23:09.000 Why don't you make one right now which is like, Trump won, it's over.

01:23:12.000 Well, because I don't want to get deported.

01:23:16.000 I agree with you about political.

01:23:17.000 I think it's risky.

01:23:18.000 Douglas Mackey, right?

01:23:20.000 That guy's in jail for like seven years.

01:23:23.000 He didn't make it either.

01:23:24.000 I know.

01:23:25.000 And I'm very conscious of the fact that I could cross some line and wind up in prison.

01:23:32.000 Yeah.

01:23:32.000 Just by making an AI video.

01:23:34.000 Like, if I do one, then I'm like, oh, no, that's comedy.

01:23:37.000 And they're like, yeah, well, we don't find it funny.

01:23:39.000 You should make one of Ryan Long saying that.

01:23:41.000 I was going to make one of him endorsing Kamala Harris.

01:23:43.000 Oh, okay, there you go.

01:23:44.000 LAUGHTER That would be awesome.

01:23:47.000 Go check out Ryan's new comedy special, by the way.

01:23:49.000 Yeah, where is it?

01:23:50.000 It's on YouTube.

01:23:51.000 Ryan Long Comedy?

01:23:52.000 Yeah, Ryan Long Comedy.

01:23:53.000 Ooh, when did it drop?

01:23:54.000 It just came out like a week ago.

01:23:55.000 Is it offensive?

01:23:56.000 It is very offensive.

01:23:57.000 Oh, thank God.

01:23:58.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:58.000 We were filming jokes in the other room with the puppets.

01:24:03.000 Because we got puppets of Richie and Mike, a special Mike made.

01:24:08.000 And you.

01:24:09.000 Well, the me one was from Jack Posobiec.

01:24:10.000 And so we had these other ones and me and Richie were just goofing off and making jokes and being silly.

01:24:14.000 And then I was about to start a joke, but Sam was filming.

01:24:16.000 I was like, wait, Sam, stop filming.

01:24:18.000 And he goes, now I know it's going to be funny.

01:24:21.000 He was right.

01:24:22.000 You're like, this could damage the brand.

01:24:25.000 No, it was a really dark one.

01:24:27.000 And I was like, we can't film this one.

01:24:29.000 And everybody agreed.

01:24:31.000 I could make an AI of all of us talking and saying wild stuff.

01:24:35.000 And there is, not to discourage your viewers, but there is some percentage of people watching right now who would be like, is Tim actually saying this stuff?

01:24:45.000 You should take a transcription of what Seamus says about his faith and religion, but then make Ian say it.

01:24:50.000 Oh, that'd be great.

01:24:51.000 And then make him say the stuff I say.

01:24:53.000 Or maybe Seamus talking about how much he loves the devil.

01:24:56.000 And DMT. That would just be offensive.

01:24:59.000 Like having Ian preach about how he's a devout Catholic and he goes to church and reads the Bible.

01:25:04.000 How's that not offensive to me?

01:25:06.000 Because you wouldn't be offended by it.

01:25:07.000 It's less offensive, but Seamus talking about DMT would be great.

01:25:10.000 Making Seamus pray to the devil would be us.

01:25:11.000 So you're like on the cusp of this stuff.

01:25:13.000 I am, but all this stuff costs me $20 a month to use all this stuff, unlimited.

01:25:20.000 So it's pretty expensive.

01:25:21.000 Yeah, real cheddar.

01:25:24.000 And it's like the learning curve, I could teach this to you in five minutes.

01:25:28.000 Well, why don't we do this in the members only?

01:25:30.000 Yeah, let's do it.

01:25:31.000 We'll make one.

01:25:31.000 Let's make something crazy.

01:25:33.000 Let's do it.

01:25:33.000 Yeah, it's really easy.

01:25:35.000 Let's make...

01:25:35.000 We can make, like, a simple one because the problem is it takes time to render.

01:25:40.000 Right.

01:25:40.000 That's the only thing that it does take some time to render the video.

01:25:43.000 We showed you Suno.

01:25:45.000 Yeah, Suno's amazing.

01:25:46.000 That blew my mind.

01:25:47.000 Yeah, it was funny because...

01:25:48.000 So, Special Mike, for those that don't know, he's one of our team writers at the Boonies, and he's ridiculously good.

01:25:54.000 Trying to explain...

01:25:55.000 His skill level, because I was saying he's like a top-level pro skater, but he doesn't skate like you'd see on any of these famous videos.

01:26:03.000 I said he's the Niger Houston of Mike Vallely's, and instantly every skateboarder understands completely what I'm saying, but you guys have no idea.

01:26:10.000 No idea.

01:26:11.000 But anyway...

01:26:13.000 He's trying to do, like, there's been a couple times in the past few days where he's trying to land a trick, and we made this AI song four months ago where it's a pop-punk song where the guy just says, Special Mike is the greatest skateboarder, and then he's trying to do this trick, so I just turn it on, he lands it right away.

01:26:30.000 really and then and then he was trying to do a kickflip indie it's a trick off you know over this gap and he's falling falling he gives up and i was like oh come on i know you can do this i put the song on and the pop punk song turns on and then he lands it right away and then one of the other pros here is like what What is this?

01:26:46.000 Like, who wrote this song about Special Mike?

01:26:48.000 And I was like, what do you mean?

01:26:49.000 You've never heard this one?

01:26:50.000 This is a classic pop-punk song from like 2003.

01:26:52.000 About Special Mike, the greatest skateboarder.

01:26:54.000 Yeah, how could you not?

01:26:55.000 And then we wrote one about him.

01:26:57.000 And then he's just like, what is happening?

01:26:59.000 When people don't know what Suno is, and you hear a pop-punk song, it sounds like it's from 2006, and they're singing about you and what you do with your life, you're like, how is this possible?

01:27:10.000 Yeah.

01:27:10.000 Now imagine what kids are going to grow up with.

01:27:12.000 You know, it used to be difficult to make a song.

01:27:15.000 And when a song was about something, it was like looking at a stone monolith.

01:27:18.000 You don't know how long it took to build.

01:27:20.000 Someone had to chisel.

01:27:21.000 You have to learn an instrument.

01:27:22.000 That's interesting.

01:27:23.000 But it was studio recordings.

01:27:24.000 It was multiple people.

01:27:25.000 It was a singer.

01:27:25.000 And so when they sang, it was akin to a large statue.

01:27:29.000 Now it's like Play-Doh.

01:27:31.000 Now you turn on a speaker and it's Donald Trump singing Gangster's Paradise.

01:27:36.000 I've noticed when I record myself doing something and I watch it over and over and over again, it becomes easier to replicate it.

01:27:42.000 So when I hit those notes in a song, the really hard ones, I can do it easier because I've seen myself do it so many times.

01:27:48.000 So if I forged an AI of me doing something challenging, I wonder if that would make it easier for me to actually accomplish.

01:27:53.000 Oh, if you just have to see it, like do something that is out of your kind of...

01:27:57.000 And I believe I can do it because I've seen myself do it so many times.

01:28:01.000 Yeah.

01:28:01.000 Wow.

01:28:02.000 Yeah, this ass stuff is getting crazy, man.

01:28:04.000 It is, but yeah, they're going to try.

01:28:07.000 The Jake Tapper thing is he had Amy Klobuchar on, and she's trying to put together some bill.

01:28:13.000 But again, it's a First Amendment issue, right?

01:28:16.000 This is what I was saying before.

01:28:17.000 If I can do an impersonation or an impression of Donald Trump, why can't I use a tool?

01:28:22.000 To simulate, what's the difference?

01:28:23.000 Absolutely.

01:28:24.000 And now, if I started trying to do something that I guess would create civil unrest, and I was...

01:28:31.000 And again, whatever technology I have access to, which is open source and cheap...

01:28:37.000 The North Korean or the Chinese government, they have 10 versions ahead of this.

01:28:41.000 They could do probably some wild stuff.

01:28:45.000 The crazy thing is when you stop seeing deepfakes is when you should be scared.

01:28:50.000 Oh man, that's for sure.

01:28:51.000 The difference is impressions and impersonations.

01:28:54.000 It's the difference.

01:28:55.000 Because if you're doing an impression of someone, you're good.

01:28:57.000 But as soon as you start to impersonate, especially a politician...

01:29:01.000 Impersonation implying you are intending to deceive someone that you are them for the sake of some kind of gain or whatever.

01:29:06.000 Yeah, and the thing is, what I'm doing is definitely covered by the First Amendment and parody law, but they wrote those laws.

01:29:12.000 AI wasn't a thing.

01:29:14.000 They were like, yeah, of course you can put on a wig and pretend to be Donald Trump.

01:29:18.000 Right.

01:29:19.000 But even just voice.

01:29:20.000 Voice, yeah.

01:29:21.000 And a lot of people do a really good Donald Trump voice.

01:29:24.000 So the AI is not a perfect Trump voice, but it's close enough to where people might think it.

01:29:28.000 That's not perfect.

01:29:28.000 And if you get a really good impression from someone, they might be like, oh, that sounds a lot like that.

01:29:34.000 And I mean, Gavin Newsom's AI bill, which obviously was mostly nonsense, but part of it was like, hey, you can't just, if you're a Hollywood studio, you can't take some actor and just use their voice.

01:29:44.000 Yeah.

01:29:45.000 But I am.

01:29:46.000 Hollywood's over.

01:29:47.000 Hollywood is a lot of trouble.

01:29:49.000 I was saying before we're a couple of years out, but it could be sooner than that, where you just sit down on your TV and there's going to be an app called Hollywood Star or something, and you're going to say, render me a movie about Spider-Man, but he wants to be a stand-up comedian, and so he hangs out with Danny Polishchuk, and then he succeeds.

01:30:07.000 And it will be like rendering, and then it'll take like 15-20 minutes, and then it'll play.

01:30:12.000 And you will literally watch a full movie with Spider-Man.

01:30:14.000 The amount of entertainment I've gotten out of Suno, just sitting down and making songs for three hours and listening to the songs is like, dude, I just went to a concert.

01:30:22.000 If you just hit that generate button enough times, it's going to crank out a hit at some point.

01:30:28.000 Dude, it's going to be insane, the kind of things that are created in the next year or two.

01:30:31.000 Well, you're a musician.

01:30:32.000 What do you think?

01:30:33.000 How long until they're...

01:30:35.000 No, about like the Suno thing.

01:30:36.000 Have you seen it?

01:30:37.000 No.

01:30:38.000 Oh, okay.

01:30:38.000 Oh, you haven't seen it at all?

01:30:39.000 You haven't seen this?

01:30:40.000 Well, we'll mess around with this stuff in the members' show.

01:30:43.000 But I'm imagining someone...

01:30:44.000 Coming for your job, dude.

01:30:45.000 You're going to see videos of like...

01:30:46.000 Someone's going to say, give me an episode of Friends where Willem Dafoe's Green Goblin shows up and blows up the Friends apartment, but then Phoebe ends up falling for him and they get married.

01:30:56.000 Yeah.

01:30:56.000 And then, could you imagine watching that?

01:30:58.000 Whatever you imagine.

01:30:59.000 Oh, you throw in a VR and The problem is the little intricacies and the dialogue.

01:31:04.000 It'll get it.

01:31:05.000 That, I don't know.

01:31:06.000 I think the storytellers will still be needed.

01:31:10.000 I'm going to play a song for you.

01:31:11.000 There's an AI mod for Skyrim where you can talk to the NPCs and they respond.

01:31:15.000 The thing about, at least as far as my job goes, artists and stuff, The personality is what matters nowadays.

01:31:23.000 They can AI songs and stuff.

01:31:26.000 Like comedy?

01:31:27.000 I'm actually not worried about comedy.

01:31:28.000 I've got two songs.

01:31:29.000 They're clips.

01:31:30.000 And these are Donald Trump tweets that we made earlier in the year.

01:31:33.000 Check this out.

01:31:34.000 We'll explain for me to my wonderful son, Baron, who is a great student at a fantastic school that his dad would likely not be allowed to attend his graduation.

01:31:47.000 Show me something that we have been talking about for years.

01:31:52.000 Because a seriously conflicted and corrupt New York state judge wants me in cradle court on a bogus.

01:32:00.000 But in case, which according to virtually all legal scholars and pundits has no merit and should never have been brought this fake case, this only meant to accolades, but inventing me from proudly attending my son's but inventing me from proudly attending my son's graduation seems very unfair.

01:32:21.000 Doesn't it?

01:32:22.000 But this whole event is unfair.

01:32:25.000 We won't get the many fake cases that are perpetuated by the White House in order to help the worst president in history by far get re-elected.

01:32:35.000 Okay, so that's where it's at.

01:32:45.000 That took you how long to make?

01:32:46.000 30 seconds.

01:32:47.000 Now listen to this one.

01:32:48.000 I love this one.

01:32:49.000 Another Trump tweet.

01:32:50.000 This Trump flick, Trump hate, judge won't let me respond.

01:33:01.000 People that all teeny lying and spewing hate all day long.

01:33:08.000 This is so good.

01:33:13.000 John Lee Hook.

01:33:14.000 The New York system of justice is being decimated by critics from all over the world.

01:33:23.000 I want to speak or at least be able to respond.

01:33:27.000 Rection interference. Rection interference. Rection interference. Rection.

01:33:36.000 Or at least be able to respond. Rection interference.

01:33:42.000 Rection. in constitutional trial.

01:33:47.000 The music, the instrumentation is almost indiscernible.

01:33:51.000 That took me 30 seconds, and that was earlier in the year.

01:33:54.000 Is that Suno?

01:33:54.000 Yeah, it probably has two new versions, or five new versions.

01:33:57.000 It's at 3.5 right now.

01:33:58.000 It was at 3 about a year, half a year ago, something like that.

01:34:02.000 That rock opera song about Barron going to high school or missing the graduation ceremony was so good.

01:34:08.000 I told Carter, I was like, we should actually flesh that out and make a cartoon of Trump singing this, because that's how good the song was.

01:34:15.000 Think about where we're going to be in a year.

01:34:16.000 So two years ago, I used AI to make a picture of Nancy Pelosi and it looked like a grotesque monster.

01:34:22.000 It was crappy.

01:34:24.000 Exactly like her.

01:34:24.000 Now you can make a picture of her and it looks like a...

01:34:26.000 Right.

01:34:27.000 But nowadays, you could just be like, give me a picture of Nancy Pelosi doing a kickflip and you'll get it.

01:34:32.000 Now you can make a video saying, make a video of Nancy Pelosi riding a bike and it will make it.

01:34:36.000 Remember a year ago the video of the spaghetti?

01:34:38.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:34:39.000 Will Smith eating spaghetti and he's eating his hand turned into spaghetti and stuff.

01:34:44.000 Now the detail and the resolution that it comes up with is mind-blowing.

01:34:50.000 In a year, there's not going to be any difference between your 4K actual videos and things that the...

01:34:58.000 I mean, they definitely need some sort of instant detection, some sort of software.

01:35:06.000 How?

01:35:06.000 When it's all just developing?

01:35:07.000 Well, here's the thing.

01:35:08.000 When I post on YouTube, I actually mark it as altered content, just so I don't get in trouble.

01:35:17.000 Because they did, even the Exploding Goats one, I got a strike...

01:35:23.000 From Warner Brothers, because Warner Brothers copyright strike me and claimed the video as their own because their bot that crawls YouTube for their content couldn't tell the difference between mine and theirs.

01:35:34.000 I got it back because I was like, it's after like 10 days, but it was mine.

01:35:39.000 But Twitter...

01:35:41.000 After, I want to say 4 million views on the video, put up an altered content.

01:35:46.000 And even with the altered content notification underneath, people were like, is this real?

01:35:51.000 So there's some people who are like hopeless for this stuff.

01:35:54.000 Yeah, I mean, and I understand there's some people that are hopeless, but like everyone's going to be hopeless.

01:35:59.000 Because it's going to be indistinguishable.

01:35:59.000 Yeah.

01:36:02.000 And the thing that I can't get beyond is like...

01:36:05.000 What is it that AI is going to look for to identify AI versus real?

01:36:11.000 Because at the end of the day, it's just pixels.

01:36:15.000 I think the audio might have some markers.

01:36:19.000 Because the audio, sometimes when I export the audio, it does sound a little robotic.

01:36:26.000 Eventually, yeah, I know.

01:36:26.000 In a year?

01:36:28.000 And then you can have Donald Trump telling all his constituents, hey, go do something crazy.

01:36:34.000 And all it takes is one person to do it.

01:36:36.000 And they're going to claim it's real.

01:36:37.000 So here's what I've been warning about AI is it's not fake videos.

01:36:41.000 So take Donald Trump when he said very fine people on both sides, but I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis or the white nationalists because they should be condemned totally.

01:36:51.000 The fear is that what happens is that video comes out.

01:36:54.000 The media, what did they immediately do?

01:36:55.000 They said Trump called Nazis very, very fine people.

01:36:57.000 But for someone like, you know, Brandon Strzok or whatever, and he's a former Democrat, he ends up finding the videos where he's like, wait a minute, there was more that transcript.

01:37:07.000 And now Snopes eventually debunks it.

01:37:09.000 Let's say the video came out but AI existed.

01:37:11.000 Someone would take it, immediately re-render it so that Trump says they were very fine people on both sides and I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and white supremacists because some of them should be condemned totally.

01:37:23.000 They changed they to some of them.

01:37:25.000 You can make a very minor change.

01:37:27.000 You can do that in literally four seconds.

01:37:30.000 And then what happens is every Democrat would share the some of them and every Republican would share the they.

01:37:34.000 And then Republicans would be like, he said, condemn them.

01:37:36.000 And the Democrats would go...

01:37:38.000 Some of them, he was saying some were good.

01:37:39.000 And you're like, he didn't say that.

01:37:40.000 He said they should be condemned.

01:37:41.000 No, he didn't.

01:37:42.000 Here's the video.

01:37:43.000 And then it doesn't matter what's true because they've seen a video they assert is true and it looks like CNN. And there's no way to tell the difference.

01:37:49.000 You'd have to go to the source like CNN. But if it's a grainy cell phone video of capturing an event, then no one knows which one's the original.

01:37:55.000 Or what if the AI software that flags AI starts flagging real stuff as AI? And it already does.

01:37:55.000 Yeah.

01:38:00.000 Yeah.

01:38:01.000 This is altered.

01:38:02.000 No, it's not.

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01:38:37.000 And so, well, that'll be fun.

01:38:39.000 All right, Kyle says, Topics I hope Joe and Trump talk about.

01:38:43.000 Epstein, aliens, assassinations, ending war, and criminal aliens.

01:38:47.000 Kamala could never survive on JRE. Interesting.

01:38:51.000 Jungle Run says, On a hike with my six kids.

01:38:54.000 Welcome to the club, Tim.

01:38:55.000 Thank you very much.

01:38:56.000 Good, sir.

01:38:56.000 I appreciate it.

01:38:58.000 The Emperor's Champion says, hey, New York Times, I already voted for Trump today.

01:39:02.000 I can't vote for him more.

01:39:04.000 I'd love to see an end of income taxes.

01:39:07.000 Who would not?

01:39:08.000 I don't know that anybody...

01:39:10.000 If you go to a party and everyone's like, you hear this, Trump wants to end income taxes, who's opposed to that?

01:39:15.000 If you raise your hand, they're going to be like, we can't be friends.

01:39:18.000 We all have our limits.

01:39:20.000 Mike Oxard says, Donald John America must win, and by a lot, go out and vote, even if they try to do election F word again.

01:39:29.000 Aha.

01:39:30.000 There you go.

01:39:32.000 Alright, Michael Bowers says, my wife is officially a U.S. citizen as of today.

01:39:37.000 Unfortunately, she missed voter sign-up, so she can't vote for Trump like she wanted.

01:39:41.000 Drag.

01:39:42.000 Congratulations on being a U.S. citizen now.

01:39:46.000 Let's see, what is this?

01:39:48.000 Turbo Bastard says, someone I know just got a $3,000 check after working 34 hours of overtime during the two weeks and lost over $1,000 to taxes.

01:39:57.000 Well, you vote Donald Trump, he says no taxes on overtime, huh?

01:40:00.000 Sounds like a pretty good deal.

01:40:03.000 Alright.

01:40:04.000 Ultimate Gaming says, please, please shout this out.

01:40:07.000 I'm trying so hard to find a job, but I can't.

01:40:09.000 My wife, my six-month-old daughter, and I are going to be evicted next month.

01:40:12.000 Hmm.

01:40:13.000 Sorry to hear it, brother.

01:40:15.000 I hope you find some work.

01:40:16.000 Maybe you can make AI videos for Danny.

01:40:20.000 I don't know.

01:40:21.000 My YouTube channel is fully demonetized, so...

01:40:24.000 What?

01:40:24.000 Really?

01:40:25.000 Why?

01:40:26.000 Because I posted some clip from my...

01:40:28.000 I do this podcast live call-in show called The Bath House every Tuesday night at 9 p.m., and I posted one short, even though the whole video was on my channel, the whole episode, and then I posted one short from the thing the day the Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski, died, and we weren't even, like, we were just joking, and...

01:40:42.000 And not saying anything pro Unabomber, nothing.

01:40:46.000 And then they just flagged it and they gave me a strike, demonetized my channel, and then they said it was demonetized for glorifying terrorists or whatever.

01:40:56.000 And then that strike, you can never be remonetized, even though it was my first strike ever.

01:41:00.000 What?

01:41:01.000 Really?

01:41:02.000 Wow.

01:41:03.000 Demonetized for life.

01:41:04.000 Jeez.

01:41:04.000 So anyways, not hiring AI guys.

01:41:06.000 Well, that's it.

01:41:07.000 For the love of the game.

01:41:08.000 Faust says, Danny P, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.

01:41:12.000 Is that what you do on the show with Ryan?

01:41:14.000 You say boys the whole time?

01:41:15.000 Yeah, boys, boys, boys.

01:41:16.000 That's all you do?

01:41:17.000 No girls allowed.

01:41:18.000 Just like this.

01:41:18.000 I love this.

01:41:18.000 It's all boys.

01:41:20.000 No girls allowed.

01:41:21.000 No girls allowed.

01:41:22.000 What is this?

01:41:24.000 Jason Hutchinson says, obligatory libertarian sound off.

01:41:27.000 Taxation is theft.

01:41:28.000 North Libertarian says, Trump must have heard Dave Smith may vote for him.

01:41:33.000 Dave Smith is voting for him, and we did want to get to that, but we didn't end up getting to it.

01:41:37.000 Dave Smith said he's voting Trump.

01:41:39.000 Yeah, he posted a video that says, Dave Smith, I'm voting for Donald Trump.

01:41:43.000 Did he say why?

01:41:44.000 Yeah, well, he said he saw Kamala Harris campaigning with Liz Cheney and he went, you deserve to lose.

01:41:51.000 Like, there's a lot of reasons you deserve to lose, but just seeing that, I was disgusted.

01:41:55.000 And the Libertarians hate their candidate.

01:41:57.000 Yeah.

01:41:57.000 He's a gay communist.

01:41:59.000 Yeah, the Libertarians are not pumped with Chase Oliver.

01:42:01.000 Not at all.

01:42:01.000 Well, they chose him.

01:42:02.000 Yeah, they colluded, apparently.

01:42:04.000 Two of the three challenging parties got behind the scenes, and they were like, let's make sure Clint Russell doesn't get it.

01:42:09.000 We'll choose Chase.

01:42:10.000 Well, he wasn't even...

01:42:11.000 I moderated the Colorado State Libertarian Convention, and Clint wasn't even one of the...

01:42:18.000 Yeah, he wasn't running for presidency.

01:42:19.000 They were all...

01:42:19.000 He was insane.

01:42:20.000 The whole thing was nuts.

01:42:22.000 Clint's in Miami.

01:42:23.000 Yeah, he wasn't even – he was never even running.

01:42:25.000 He was VP. No, Clint was running for VP. Oh, he was running for VP, I guess.

01:42:28.000 Yeah, but he wasn't – And then Mike Termott went to Chase Oliver and said, I'll support you if I'm your VP. I'll tell everyone of my voters to support you and then we win.

01:42:37.000 And then otherwise it was going to be Reckdenwald and Clint Russell.

01:42:40.000 But, you know, it's – I'm convinced – my conspiracy theory is that Angela McArdle has organized everything behind the scenes in a large chair with a velvet back and a cat in her lap stroking it.

01:42:50.000 One of those psychic things on her head where she's controlling impulses.

01:42:54.000 Sending, you know, and then she's like sending out letters of instruction to her minions and it's like we're going to nominate as a libertarian party Chase Oliver.

01:43:01.000 Yeah.

01:43:01.000 So the Mises caucus votes Donald Trump and Trump wins and then puts a libertarian in his cabinet.

01:43:05.000 I mean, the only funny thing from the moderating their state thing is Mike Tremont actually said he's like, we're currently polling at zero.

01:43:12.000 Yeah.

01:43:14.000 He's like, we're polling at zero, so let's say some crazy stuff.

01:43:18.000 They're the worst candidates the Libertarian Party has ever put up.

01:43:21.000 It's true.

01:43:22.000 Trump said he's going to put a Libertarian in his cabinet, and I doubt it would be Dave Smith, but that would be great.

01:43:28.000 Clint would also be great.

01:43:29.000 I hope so.

01:43:30.000 They put Dave Smith in, and they go, what's this Legion of Skanks podcast?

01:43:35.000 What do they do on there?

01:43:39.000 Shout out to the Skanks.

01:43:40.000 Tower Gang as well.

01:43:40.000 I love them.

01:43:42.000 I was going to see Tower Gang represented in the federal government.

01:43:44.000 Pittsburgh says, Who is Danny Polishchuk?

01:43:46.000 I thought today's guest is named Siraj Hajmi.

01:43:49.000 Oh, I made this video where I took a little shot at Siraj.

01:43:53.000 Oh, why would you do that?

01:43:54.000 He's a very nice guy.

01:43:55.000 I made this video of Hamas thanks to the women of...

01:43:55.000 No, I love Siraj.

01:44:00.000 I hear he's gay.

01:44:01.000 That's what he says, yeah.

01:44:04.000 I think his wife says that too.

01:44:05.000 Why is everybody laughing?

01:44:06.000 I love Siraj.

01:44:06.000 All he does is retweet posts about how gay he is.

01:44:09.000 I'm not joking.

01:44:11.000 He does.

01:44:12.000 Well, as far as I know, he has a lovely beard at home and a new child, so...

01:44:18.000 He's a funny guy.

01:44:19.000 Yeah.

01:44:20.000 All right.

01:44:21.000 Where are we at?

01:44:22.000 We'll grab a Super Chat here.

01:44:23.000 Oh, what's this?

01:44:24.000 Jacob Stein says, Tim, currently in the hospital, welcoming our firstborn child.

01:44:28.000 Please shout out Jasper Wade Stein.

01:44:30.000 Also praying for a smooth pregnancy for Allison and your future child.

01:44:33.000 Many blessings.

01:44:34.000 Congrats, dude.

01:44:34.000 Thank you very much.

01:44:35.000 Jasper.

01:44:35.000 I appreciate it, yeah.

01:44:36.000 Should have brought some cigars.

01:44:38.000 Well, I'm not going to smoke them.

01:44:39.000 You have to.

01:44:40.000 Yeah, I can't do it.

01:44:41.000 That's what you do for a child.

01:44:41.000 No way.

01:44:42.000 We're health conscious over here, you know?

01:44:44.000 Insurance won't let us.

01:44:45.000 Is that a better excuse?

01:44:46.000 Okay.

01:44:47.000 You seem so deflated when you say health conscious.

01:44:49.000 Well, I didn't bring him.

01:44:50.000 Oh, I totally would have, you know?

01:44:54.000 Oh, no.

01:44:56.000 All right.

01:44:56.000 Strawberry mochi.

01:44:58.000 Very delicious, by the way.

01:44:59.000 The Amish are voting for Trump.

01:45:01.000 Yeah, it makes sense.

01:45:02.000 Are they really?

01:45:03.000 I don't know, but it would make sense.

01:45:05.000 I saw tons of Amish on the train today.

01:45:07.000 On the train?

01:45:08.000 Yeah, the train over here from New York.

01:45:10.000 Tons of Amish on the trains.

01:45:11.000 Well, there's like a bunch of Amish that live near here.

01:45:13.000 Yeah, I guess they're coming here.

01:45:14.000 They sell pet milk.

01:45:15.000 I don't know what language they were speaking.

01:45:17.000 Was it Amishian?

01:45:19.000 Maybe.

01:45:19.000 It was not English, that's for sure.

01:45:20.000 It was not any language I had ever heard.

01:45:22.000 Amishese, we call it.

01:45:23.000 Yeah.

01:45:24.000 Amishese.

01:45:25.000 And one guy had an amazing beard.

01:45:27.000 Maybe they were just speaking Dutch?

01:45:29.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:45:29.000 Some sort of Dutch something?

01:45:31.000 It's actually Amish.

01:45:31.000 German.

01:45:32.000 Did they say anything like Hagenflagen?

01:45:34.000 I overheard it and I go, it's some variation of something.

01:45:37.000 Wait, is Hagenflagen German or Swedish?

01:45:39.000 Swedish, I think.

01:45:40.000 Swedish?

01:45:41.000 Yeah, it's Swedish gibberish.

01:45:42.000 Swedish gibberish, yeah.

01:45:43.000 There's the meat, the chef on...

01:45:45.000 They call it Dutch.

01:45:46.000 What do you actually say?

01:45:47.000 Muppets.

01:45:47.000 Hagenflagen?

01:45:50.000 Swedish gibberish.

01:45:52.000 All right, what is this?

01:45:54.000 Paul Graham says, it's not fair to call Kamala a potato.

01:45:56.000 At least a potato provides value and is useful.

01:45:59.000 Yeah.

01:46:00.000 Okay.

01:46:00.000 Yeah, you can make alcohol out of potatoes.

01:46:02.000 That's true, you can.

01:46:05.000 War Machine says they've called Trump Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini.

01:46:08.000 I bet they call him Sauron before this is over.

01:46:10.000 Mark me.

01:46:10.000 They called him Voldemort, too.

01:46:13.000 Sauron.

01:46:14.000 Yeah, but they're not savvy on the Lord of the Rings.

01:46:17.000 They get Harry Potter because it's like, you know, children's Lord of the Rings, you know what I mean?

01:46:20.000 Yeah.

01:46:22.000 Seamus had a really funny idea.

01:46:23.000 I don't know if I'm going to ruin his joke by saying it, but I'm going to say it anyway.

01:46:26.000 It was a bit where it's Harry Potter becomes a right-wing grifter, so he renounces witchcraft and becomes Christian, and then he goes on all these talk shows where he's talking about how witchcraft is real and it's bad, and he's no longer doing witchcraft.

01:46:37.000 That's pretty good.

01:46:38.000 He becomes a right-wing grifter.

01:46:42.000 Alright, what do we got?

01:46:43.000 What do we got?

01:46:43.000 We'll grab some more of these.

01:46:44.000 Super Chats, they could call them.

01:46:46.000 Sane says, Insane Clown Posse endorsed Kamala.

01:46:49.000 Oh, really?

01:46:50.000 That's a letdown, man.

01:46:52.000 You know that one song they had in the 90s?

01:46:56.000 Yeah, I remember they had one song.

01:46:57.000 Yeah, I just saw they opened.

01:47:00.000 They were the surprise guests at Skank Fest this year, and they opened up Skank Fest.

01:47:04.000 Did they really?

01:47:04.000 Yeah.

01:47:05.000 Like a little private concert.

01:47:06.000 I thought they were based.

01:47:07.000 I thought they were too.

01:47:08.000 That was surprising.

01:47:09.000 They might be doing like Costanza.

01:47:11.000 They're doing the opposite.

01:47:12.000 What if they endorse Kamala and then get invited to do an event for it, but then come out and be like, yo, we were kidding, dude.

01:47:17.000 Trump, Trump, Trump.

01:47:18.000 Oh, no, that'd be awesome.

01:47:20.000 That'd be great.

01:47:22.000 All right.

01:47:23.000 Ryan Sarge says, want to talk about scrubbed from the internet?

01:47:25.000 Try googling DOD 524 0.01 section 3 subsection 3 article C. Joe Biden Kamala made the law for the president to be able to use military and citizen.

01:47:36.000 We did talk about that the other day.

01:47:37.000 We did talk about that last night.

01:47:37.000 It's been popping up all week.

01:47:39.000 Yep.

01:47:41.000 Mr.

01:47:42.000 Nice Bobby says, cheers from Brazil where voting is mandatory.

01:47:45.000 Who would win, in your opinion, if voting was mandatory in the U.S.? Kamala Harris.

01:47:48.000 No question.

01:47:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:47:50.000 Because you'd get a bunch of people who are like, I don't know.

01:47:53.000 A guy on TV said Kamala.

01:47:55.000 Yeah.

01:47:55.000 Beep.

01:47:55.000 I like my abortions.

01:47:57.000 That's not even that.

01:47:58.000 Most people, if compelled to vote, would just be like, I don't know.

01:48:01.000 Yeah.

01:48:01.000 Bah.

01:48:02.000 Beep.

01:48:04.000 Although, I don't know.

01:48:05.000 Trump is a celebrity.

01:48:06.000 They might be like, yeah, Trump.

01:48:08.000 Yeah, it's a tough one.

01:48:08.000 I mean, it is crazy that it's just like basically half the country goes one way, half the country goes the other.

01:48:14.000 There's not much daylight.

01:48:15.000 It's too crazy for me.

01:48:16.000 I don't trust that.

01:48:17.000 I don't think it's real.

01:48:18.000 We need a landslide.

01:48:20.000 I don't mean like an electoral college.

01:48:22.000 I mean, we need a sweep.

01:48:23.000 We need Trump to win the popular vote, the electoral college, the House, the Senate, etc.

01:48:28.000 So that way we can totally rebuke wokeism.

01:48:31.000 Yep.

01:48:32.000 That's what we need.

01:48:32.000 I mean, that's what it will be if that's what happens, yeah.

01:48:35.000 Because the message needs to be sent to these people that not only do you lose money, but your ideas are not popular with the American people and you're on the wrong side of history.

01:48:43.000 Yeah.

01:48:44.000 Mm-hmm.

01:48:46.000 All right.

01:48:48.000 Squanchy says, I love watching your shows.

01:48:50.000 Big fan of the morning show, but Monday and Thursday and Sundays are for football.

01:48:54.000 Sorry, brother.

01:48:55.000 Well, you know, football.

01:48:56.000 There was a really funny thing I was watching on Fox and Friends where Lawrence, their morning host, goes to a barbershop and he's asking this black dude, like, he's asking a bunch of black dudes at barbershops about who they're voting for and why.

01:49:08.000 And he asked one, he's like, what do you think is the most important issue?

01:49:10.000 And the guy goes, sports!

01:49:12.000 He's like, I'm kidding, but, you know, he's not.

01:49:15.000 Most people don't care and they're probably talking about sports.

01:49:18.000 Oh yeah, if you could vote at like a football game...

01:49:21.000 Oh, that'd be weird.

01:49:22.000 I used to watch so much sports.

01:49:24.000 So much football.

01:49:25.000 Did you ever go through a phase like that?

01:49:26.000 Are you in a phase like that?

01:49:27.000 I don't watch a...

01:49:27.000 I watch soccer in Canada.

01:49:30.000 Hockey?

01:49:31.000 Go Leafs!

01:49:32.000 I almost wore my Toronto Maple Leafs jersey, but then I went for my...

01:49:35.000 No, no, soccer.

01:49:36.000 For my America jersey.

01:49:37.000 We play hockey here, you know?

01:49:38.000 We're really good at it, and Canada just tries, you know?

01:49:40.000 Americans actually are really good at it.

01:49:42.000 I think the Olympics, the next Olympics, the NHL players haven't been allowed to play for a while because of contract stuff, so it's been all non-pros, but the pros are coming.

01:49:51.000 I think the Americans are going to win.

01:49:53.000 Really?

01:49:53.000 Is Canada going to get angry?

01:49:55.000 They're not going to like it, but the Maple Leafs best player, Austin Matthews, is American.

01:49:59.000 Is hockey the Canadian sport because you guys basically live in blocks of ice?

01:50:03.000 Yes.

01:50:05.000 Are you excited for global warming?

01:50:09.000 I live in New York, yeah.

01:50:12.000 I don't live in Canada.

01:50:13.000 Did you flee Canada because it was too cold?

01:50:15.000 Uh, no, just the entertainment industry sucks.

01:50:17.000 Oh.

01:50:18.000 I heard that 90% of Canadians live within, like, 50 miles.

01:50:22.000 Yeah, yeah, something like that.

01:50:22.000 Were you gonna say kilometers?

01:50:23.000 I think it's kilometers.

01:50:24.000 Of the U.S.? Might be miles.

01:50:25.000 50 miles of the U.S.? Of the U.S. border, yeah, yeah.

01:50:28.000 Oh, really?

01:50:28.000 Did you see that SNL skit about...

01:50:30.000 Yeah, Nate, with Nate Bragazzi.

01:50:31.000 Is that who that was, when he's talking about the metric, the measuring system?

01:50:35.000 I mean, metric system rules.

01:50:35.000 Dude, that was so good.

01:50:37.000 Honestly, I know this is unpopular.

01:50:40.000 I've lost the U's in all the words I write.

01:50:42.000 I don't write flavor with a U, none of color.

01:50:45.000 What about metric time?

01:50:46.000 Do you use that?

01:50:47.000 80 past 70.

01:50:49.000 Metric time, no, but man, I like a good kilometer.

01:50:53.000 Let me tell you.

01:50:54.000 That's a Simpsons joke.

01:50:55.000 I'm just stealing it.

01:50:55.000 I have no jokes.

01:50:56.000 It's just Family Guy or Simpsons.

01:50:58.000 Anybody who knows these things is like, yep, Tim watched TV in the 90s.

01:51:02.000 Me too, man.

01:51:02.000 That's also another Family Guy joke, by the way.

01:51:04.000 Oh.

01:51:06.000 Layers.

01:51:07.000 Let's see, what is this?

01:51:07.000 Polly Puree says, the best way to vote was voting machines not connected to the internet.

01:51:12.000 Least amount of fraud.

01:51:13.000 Disagree.

01:51:14.000 There was a guy who did a thing where he popped out a drive or whatever and flipped it.

01:51:19.000 Like, I forgot what it was.

01:51:20.000 He put something in...

01:51:21.000 He put a USB, it wasn't a USB or a memory card, or he popped it open and he put data in it, and then it flipped the votes.

01:51:27.000 Yeah, for sure they can be compromised.

01:51:29.000 Anything that has a motherboard, there's a way to...

01:51:32.000 Paper ballots with poll watchers at each location, and when they're counted, you have every single person watching and all agreeing the votes being counted.

01:51:42.000 That's it.

01:51:42.000 Yeah.

01:51:43.000 Seems reasonable.

01:51:44.000 Decentralized.

01:51:47.000 Let's grab some more Super Chats.

01:51:51.000 What have we here?

01:51:53.000 Let's see.

01:51:54.000 John...

01:51:54.000 I can't pronounce...

01:51:55.000 I'm not gonna read your last name.

01:51:57.000 Sorry.

01:51:57.000 It's too long.

01:51:58.000 Humans will always find a way to F something up.

01:52:00.000 November 5th, I thought Election Day was Christmas Eve.

01:52:03.000 When did they change it?

01:52:05.000 Was it ever Christmas Eve?

01:52:06.000 Not that I'm aware of.

01:52:08.000 Yeah, the Constitution says it's like the first Tuesday of November or something, doesn't it?

01:52:12.000 You want to look it up?

01:52:13.000 I'm not sure.

01:52:14.000 It's something like that.

01:52:15.000 As far as I know, I don't know if it's in the Constitution.

01:52:17.000 It was just the first Tuesday of November.

01:52:21.000 The Constitution says there will be a single day for the election to be held on the...

01:52:26.000 I think it's the first Tuesday of November or whatever.

01:52:27.000 Is that what it is?

01:52:28.000 It must be because it's the first Tuesday of November.

01:52:30.000 It'd be crazy if it says something different.

01:52:32.000 But it might be...

01:52:34.000 And it's not the 5th because the date changes.

01:52:36.000 Right.

01:52:36.000 Yeah, it can't be that.

01:52:37.000 I'm looking here.

01:52:40.000 Am I going to find it faster than you?

01:52:45.000 Maybe.

01:52:46.000 Maybe I'll find it the fastest.

01:52:49.000 Statutorial set by the U.S. government as the Tuesday next after the first Monday in November.

01:52:55.000 Ah.

01:52:56.000 Oh.

01:52:57.000 So not the second Tuesday, necessarily.

01:52:57.000 Okay.

01:53:00.000 And is this a...

01:53:02.000 This was an amendment that did this, or this was the original?

01:53:06.000 I'm not sure.

01:53:07.000 Tuesday after the first Monday.

01:53:10.000 Tuesday after the first Monday.

01:53:11.000 How did they come up with that?

01:53:13.000 Because of...

01:53:14.000 As late as the 8th?

01:53:15.000 Because if the month starts on Tuesday, it will not be that day.

01:53:19.000 It will then wait a week until the next Tuesday.

01:53:21.000 Yeah, because everybody's got to pay rent that day.

01:53:23.000 Nobody wants to go vote.

01:53:24.000 And also the...

01:53:25.000 The reason they set it up like that is because you have to have time to do the harvest and then go and vote.

01:53:31.000 Right.

01:53:32.000 Because it was done.

01:53:33.000 Because they were farmers.

01:53:34.000 Okay.

01:53:35.000 That's crazy, huh?

01:53:36.000 All right.

01:53:37.000 What do we hear?

01:53:40.000 Oferouk says, serialize the ballots, put serial numbers on them.

01:53:44.000 Per state, if they can serialize our money, then do the same in the ballots.

01:53:48.000 Don't they?

01:53:48.000 They don't do that?

01:53:49.000 I don't think so.

01:53:50.000 Hmm.

01:53:52.000 Interesting.

01:53:53.000 Even still, if they're serialized, they're not tied to a person.

01:53:57.000 Gigi Will says, my mail-in vote in San Diego came with a code so I can check my vote count on the website.

01:54:02.000 I just say no mail-in voting.

01:54:03.000 You have to vote in person.

01:54:05.000 Ballets are blank.

01:54:06.000 And you know, one problem with being able to verify on a website is that it might say one thing on the website, but be counted as something different.

01:54:06.000 That's it.

01:54:13.000 So you really need a verification through somehow if you're going to do that.

01:54:19.000 Alright, let's see what we got.

01:54:21.000 Where are we at with some super chats?

01:54:25.000 Okay.

01:54:26.000 I find amusing we could call elections on the day in the 80s and now 40 plus years later, it's somehow impossible to call the election on the day of.

01:54:35.000 Oh, that is so ridiculous.

01:54:36.000 He's right.

01:54:37.000 That is so not real.

01:54:38.000 I mean, a country like Brazil, they have, what, 200 million people?

01:54:41.000 They do it.

01:54:42.000 No, I think it's like 60.

01:54:44.000 Is it 60?

01:54:44.000 Yeah.

01:54:45.000 Yeah, I don't think Brazil is 200 million.

01:54:47.000 Brazil is huge.

01:54:48.000 It is huge.

01:54:48.000 I don't think they have that many people.

01:54:50.000 I thought it was up there.

01:54:51.000 60?

01:54:52.000 What is it?

01:54:53.000 I use AI now.

01:54:54.000 It's awesome.

01:54:54.000 It's like 190 or something.

01:54:56.000 211 million.

01:54:57.000 Whoa, really?

01:54:58.000 I'm pretty sure they call it...

01:54:59.000 Almost 312.

01:55:02.000 There you go.

01:55:03.000 I'm pretty sure they call it data.

01:55:05.000 And more votes.

01:55:06.000 I'm not going to stand corrected, actually.

01:55:08.000 I'm just going to say that both of your fact checks are wrong.

01:55:10.000 AI is wrong and Danny is wrong.

01:55:11.000 And I'm just going to choose to be right.

01:55:12.000 Yeah, that's fine.

01:55:13.000 60 million, that's it.

01:55:14.000 60 million.

01:55:15.000 That's it.

01:55:15.000 It's proof.

01:55:16.000 You hear that, Brazil?

01:55:17.000 I'm pretty sure Rio's like 60 million.

01:55:19.000 Alright, RodeoHamster says, Phil, I saw All That Remains open from Megadeth in Cincinnati.

01:55:23.000 You guys went so effing hard.

01:55:24.000 I loved it.

01:55:25.000 Thank you.

01:55:26.000 I bought your shirt there, too.

01:55:27.000 Appreciate it.

01:55:28.000 Thank you very much.

01:55:28.000 You came back with beast energy.

01:55:30.000 Well, I appreciate that.

01:55:32.000 I love it, too.

01:55:33.000 Thank you.

01:55:34.000 All right.

01:55:35.000 CodeMonkey says, Ian, you're killing me with the free the code BS. You can have all of the cleanest and fairest code you want.

01:55:40.000 All I need is root level cron job script with access to the results, DB, and I can obfuscate TF out of the script.

01:55:48.000 Ask me how I know.

01:55:50.000 He's implying that he's done it.

01:55:51.000 Are you implying that you've done that?

01:55:55.000 Yes.

01:55:55.000 There's no perfect answer, that's for sure, but it's more secure than paper ballots.

01:55:58.000 what's your plan you're just like you say it's more secure than paper ballots so what's your plan what's your plan Well, the plan was paper ballots.

01:56:10.000 It's less secure.

01:56:11.000 I want more secure.

01:56:13.000 I don't know that you can...

01:56:14.000 Democrats want less secure.

01:56:15.000 And I don't know that you can actually get more secure if it's computerized.

01:56:20.000 Blockchain.

01:56:21.000 Blockchain is...

01:56:22.000 Oh, this is important.

01:56:23.000 Mark Prior says, Hi guys, I'm Amish.

01:56:26.000 I'm sorry, he says, Hi guys, the Amish speak an older version of German.

01:56:29.000 The word for German in German is Deutsch.

01:56:32.000 Misheard by English settlers sounds like Dutch, hence Pennsylvania Dutch.

01:56:36.000 Ah, gotcha.

01:56:37.000 I was trying to tell you guys.

01:56:37.000 I thought he was saying he's Amish.

01:56:38.000 I'm like, you can't be on YouTube right now.

01:56:40.000 They can.

01:56:41.000 Can they?

01:56:42.000 Bro, you've never gone to Amish country?

01:56:43.000 I have when I was, I went to Pennsylvania Amish country when I was like 12.

01:56:46.000 Yeah, you go to the supermarkets?

01:56:48.000 No, they were all, they were all, we went, we shot like the show, we saw like the show Amish where they didn't have any of this stuff.

01:56:54.000 There are, there's Amish people down the road and they're in a building with refrigerators and on their phones and I don't know, people just make assumptions about what Amish people do.

01:57:01.000 I thought that was their whole deal.

01:57:03.000 Do they drive cars too?

01:57:04.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:57:05.000 How do they get deliveries?

01:57:07.000 Well, in the Amish, like in Pennsylvania, they all have the horse and...

01:57:09.000 Oh, no, they definitely do, because when we would go to the farm stand, they'd drive up to drop off the meats and stuff.

01:57:14.000 Oh.

01:57:15.000 So are they, like, Jewish?

01:57:17.000 I don't know.

01:57:17.000 Yeah, I was going to say, they're Amish, like, I'm Jewish.

01:57:20.000 Okay.

01:57:20.000 No, they're Amish, and they wear little bonnets and stuff like that.

01:57:23.000 I think it's just the TV that convinces people that Amish people don't use technology or whatever.

01:57:28.000 I thought they're not allowed to.

01:57:29.000 Yeah, see, exactly.

01:57:30.000 It's probably just a movie or something.

01:57:31.000 We'll look it up.

01:57:32.000 No, no, no.

01:57:32.000 I definitely went to Amish country in Pennsylvania, like, when I was 12, and they were doing none of it.

01:57:37.000 But maybe that's just the tourism show thing.

01:57:38.000 Yeah, maybe.

01:57:39.000 Because there's, like, in Maryland, there's, like, a big Amish shopping center.

01:57:44.000 Oh.

01:57:44.000 And it's, like, all the kids are in uniform.

01:57:46.000 Apparently there's old order Amish.

01:57:48.000 They generally reject public grid electricity, but then there's new order Amish that are more...

01:57:53.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of kids.

01:57:54.000 They're wearing like little Amish outfits with bonnets and stuff.

01:57:56.000 Yeah, they were all wearing the bonnets.

01:57:57.000 And the little boys are wearing little button-ups and suits or like pants or whatever.

01:58:00.000 I saw them.

01:58:01.000 But you walk in and there's computers and there's cars and you buy food and they farm and stuff.

01:58:06.000 But they say that even the Old Order Amish generally will have alternate power sources.

01:58:09.000 They're just not tied to the grid.

01:58:11.000 Like generators, propane, solar panels, wind power.

01:58:15.000 And they're probably just a lot happier all the time.

01:58:17.000 Wow, they're just off-grid.

01:58:18.000 That's cool.

01:58:19.000 I bet they're alive.

01:58:20.000 You know what?

01:58:21.000 I actually was thinking that in the train station today when I was waiting for the train.

01:58:23.000 I saw the Amish, and everybody was on their phones, and they were all just talking to each other.

01:58:27.000 Were they?

01:58:27.000 Yeah, and I was probably better.

01:58:29.000 I can give you one reason why I guarantee they're happier than other people on average, and it's because they have chickens.

01:58:36.000 I'm not kidding.

01:58:37.000 There's that meme I told you about where guys like my neighbors got chickens and then they woke me up in the morning and they were doing weird little chicken things and making chicken noises and I just started laughing and now I feel good and my days are better because I wake up.

01:58:48.000 Thank you, chickens.

01:58:49.000 It's like, bro, you can't be depressed while you're looking at chickens.

01:58:51.000 You're lying to yourself when you do.

01:58:53.000 Only that they're in cages.

01:58:55.000 I get sad.

01:58:56.000 But you can let them out and they can walk around.

01:58:57.000 You just gotta make sure you keep the bad ones away, like the coyotes and stuff.

01:59:01.000 But if you're sad, down, or feeling depressed or whatever, and you look at chickens, you're gonna laugh.

01:59:06.000 They're such dumb little...

01:59:07.000 Chase after them and they don't run that fast.

01:59:08.000 I think we should turn that into a song on the after show.

01:59:11.000 Let's do it.

01:59:12.000 Chickens will make you laugh.

01:59:14.000 I wrote a Chicken City song.

01:59:15.000 We should pump it out.

01:59:16.000 That was a good one.

01:59:17.000 Yeah.

01:59:18.000 And then we'll make a music video of Danny singing it.

01:59:21.000 Yes!

01:59:21.000 Let's do it.

01:59:23.000 Zandrux says, give the Dems some credit.

01:59:25.000 The need for abortions is likely to increase with the number of unverified individuals allowed into the country.

01:59:32.000 Yikes.

01:59:34.000 Jeez.

01:59:35.000 A little dark, huh?

01:59:37.000 Alright.

01:59:39.000 What do we got here?

01:59:41.000 People wanting me to do Tim Castile from the delivery room?

01:59:44.000 That's not going to happen.

01:59:46.000 That's real dedication.

01:59:48.000 All right.

01:59:49.000 Heisenberg says, Hi, Danny.

01:59:50.000 Please check your DM. I'm concerned for Ryan's health.

01:59:53.000 Okay.

01:59:54.000 All right.

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