Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Trump SUES CBS News For $10B For Helping Kamala, Election Interference w-Joel Valdez | Timcast IRL

00:00:00.000 Donald Trump is suing CBS News for $10 billion.

00:00:25.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:00:27.000 It's a silly number, I guess, but he is.

00:00:30.000 And this has to do with CBS creating, I guess we can put it at a baseline, two different versions of the Kamala Harris interview that he argues was selectively edited to benefit Kamala Harris because she looked real bad.

00:00:43.000 You see, they put out snippets from the interview.

00:00:45.000 Everybody roasted Kamala.

00:00:46.000 Then they edited it and changed how she responded.

00:00:50.000 Trump says this is basically election interference.

00:00:52.000 And for this, he is suing.

00:00:54.000 So we'll talk about that.

00:00:55.000 Then Joe Biden bit a bunch of babies.

00:00:58.000 I'm not kidding. 0.90

00:00:59.000 He literally was biting babies.

00:01:01.000 I think he bit two of them.

00:01:02.000 I will stress this again, ladies and gentlemen.

00:01:04.000 It's true.

00:01:05.000 Yeah, he bit two babies.

00:01:07.000 You may be thinking, haha, it's Halloween.

00:01:09.000 Tim's doing a joke or something.

00:01:10.000 No.

00:01:11.000 No, he bit babies.

00:01:13.000 So we'll talk about that.

00:01:14.000 And then, of course, J.D. Vance appeared on Joe Rogan.

00:01:16.000 I only got to watch a little bit of it, but it was pretty good.

00:01:19.000 So we'll get to all that news, my friends, and then we'll check the polls.

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00:02:50.000 Joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more is Joel Valdez.

00:02:53.000 Hey everyone, it's Joel Valdez.

00:02:54.000 Great to be back on the show.

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00:03:32.000 I'm Seamus Coughlin of Freedom Tunes.

00:03:34.000 We just released a cartoon today, which is one of my personal favorites.

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00:03:42.000 It's about Kamala's wonderful husband who's reshaping masculinity.

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00:03:50.000 I think you're going to enjoy it.

00:03:51.000 Tell me there's a training montage.

00:03:52.000 I know!

00:03:54.000 Listen, I don't want to spoil anything.

00:03:56.000 I don't want to spoil anything, but I think it's pretty good.

00:03:59.000 Like the Rocky montage, right?

00:04:01.000 Lifting weights, getting ready for the big fight against his girlfriend.

00:04:04.000 Hi, you're doing?

00:04:04.000 My name is Philip Bonte.

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00:04:07.000 I'm an anti-communist and counter-revolutionary.

00:04:08.000 Let's go.

00:04:09.000 Here's the big news from Axios.com.

00:04:11.000 Trump sues CBS News for $10 billion.

00:04:16.000 With a B. That's a B over Harris interview.

00:04:19.000 Now, you may have heard the story because the corporate press was lying about it.

00:04:23.000 Well, that's what they do.

00:04:24.000 They said Donald Trump wanted to arrest CBS News, have CBS News arrested because interviewing Kamala was illegal.

00:04:31.000 Of course, that is not what Donald Trump said.

00:04:33.000 What Trump said was that the selective editing...

00:04:36.000 The different versions that were released were in essence aiding Kamala Harris.

00:04:41.000 The first clips of the interview that came out made her look really bad.

00:04:44.000 Maybe they didn't realize, I don't know, but she looked pretty bad. 0.65

00:04:47.000 They then released a totally different response.

00:04:50.000 According to the lawsuit, this is election interference.

00:04:53.000 Axios says former President Trump filed a lawsuit against CBS News Thursday alleging the network engaged in election interference by doctoring 60 Minutes interview with Vice President Harris.

00:05:02.000 Trump is seeking $10 billion in damages for CBS alleged partisan and lawful acts of election and voter interference, which the lawsuit claims were intended to confuse the public and attempt to tip the scales towards Democrats in the 2024 presidential election.

00:05:18.000 Lawsuit was first reported by Fox News.

00:05:20.000 So we actually have it right here.

00:05:21.000 This is the Scribd jury trial demand.

00:05:25.000 Jury trial demanded.

00:05:26.000 And it says this action concerns CBS's partisan unlawful acts.

00:05:30.000 And let's go down a little bit.

00:05:34.000 And get the the actual claims here.

00:05:36.000 On October 20th, 2024, attempting unsuccessfully to stop the bad press without providing transparency.

00:05:41.000 CBS News released a statement conceding that President Trump was accurate in his assertion that the interview with Kamala was doctored to confuse, deceive and mislead the American people in order to try and interfere in the election on behalf of Kamala.

00:05:54.000 As President Trump stated and has made crystal clear in the video, he referenced and attached a giant fake news scam by CBS and 60 Minutes.

00:06:02.000 Her real answer was crazy or dumb, so they actually replaced it with another answer in order to save her or at least make her look better. 0.63

00:06:10.000 A fake news scam, which is totally illegal, take away the CBS license. 0.97

00:06:14.000 Now I have to wonder, maybe CBS did this not because of what Kamala said, but because of how it made them look as a news organization.

00:06:23.000 What do you mean?

00:06:25.000 They had a bomb of an interview.

00:06:27.000 I mean, imagine you're like, we're going to sit down with the sitting vice president, and she just goes... 0.99

00:06:31.000 People are going to be like, this is the worst garbage I've ever seen. 0.99

00:06:35.000 How could you produce this? 0.99

00:06:36.000 Yeah.

00:06:36.000 So what if CBS was like, we need to make this more appealing?

00:06:38.000 Well, and especially if you don't push back sufficiently.

00:06:41.000 So if this person is giving ridiculous non-answers and babbling on and they refuse to say anything about their actual policy positions and they generally sound moronic, and then you just sit there and don't push back against anything they're saying, it does look pretty bad for you.

00:06:53.000 Or even worse, you pretend that what they're saying is compelling. 0.91

00:06:55.000 I mean, Kamala Harris... 0.99

00:06:57.000 It's very used to having her handheld by corporate media and being spoken to in the most gentle possible terms.

00:07:05.000 This is why she considered it such an insult and why her fans considered it such an insult for Joe Rogan to not give her special treatment relative to Trump to them.

00:07:13.000 If they're not getting special treatment, they're being persecuted.

00:07:16.000 So look, everyone knew that if anyone in the corporate press talked to her, they were going to baby her.

00:07:22.000 And that's clearly what happened here, though to your point, Tim, if it was because they were embarrassed by their own performance, that wouldn't entirely shock me either.

00:07:30.000 To your point about having her hand held and stuff, you saw that pretty clearly on display when she did the Bret Baier interview, and she was essentially asking him to throw her a lifeline, and she was like, you know what I mean, and he was just like, nope, I don't know what you mean.

00:07:44.000 Did you hear what Rogan said?

00:07:45.000 No.

00:07:47.000 And I'm trying to paraphrase it because I don't want to put words in his mouth, but I'm pretty sure what he was saying was that he knew if he traveled to her for the interview, her handlers would be in the room controlling how the show went.

00:07:57.000 And I'll add to that, he wouldn't be able to pull up or fact check anything she says.

00:08:02.000 So they knew they couldn't come in and sit down.

00:08:04.000 See, here's the thing.

00:08:05.000 Why does Kamala Harris go to call her daddy in Shannon Sharpe at Breakfast Club? 1.00

00:08:08.000 They don't fact check anything.

00:08:10.000 Exactly.

00:08:10.000 Rogan, in real time, says Jamie pulled that up.

00:08:13.000 It would be interesting to see if CBS says that they interview other people's interviews as well.

00:08:18.000 I'm sorry, if they edit other people's interviews as well.

00:08:21.000 What would be the precedent for them to be doing this?

00:08:25.000 Was it only Kamala or was it other people as well?

00:08:28.000 That's something else to consider.

00:08:29.000 That might have to be their only defense.

00:08:31.000 No, we do this all the time for everybody.

00:08:33.000 We edit everyone's interview.

00:08:34.000 Yeah, it's all fake news.

00:08:35.000 Yeah.

00:08:36.000 No, I mean, it's true.

00:08:38.000 It's true.

00:08:38.000 And to your point about her not wanting to be fact-checked, what her and other left-wing candidates do is they will just smugly state that something is misinformation or has been debunked, even when it hasn't, and oftentimes without ever providing a source for that claim.

00:08:53.000 Actually, Seamus, that claim has been debunked already.

00:08:56.000 Oh, no.

00:08:56.000 All right, you got me.

00:08:57.000 That makes it true. 0.92

00:08:58.000 I have no proof.

00:08:58.000 When you call something debunked, that means it isn't true.

00:09:01.000 That's all you have to say.

00:09:02.000 And so...

00:09:03.000 It would be very embarrassing for her to plainly and arrogantly state that something was debunked and then have Joe pull the information up in front of her.

00:09:13.000 Kamala can't respond to basic questions such as, how many people do you think have entered the country?

00:09:18.000 She would completely crumble if she was fact-checked on air and shown to be wrong.

00:09:23.000 That's why she won't answer.

00:09:24.000 Exactly.

00:09:25.000 Exactly.

00:09:25.000 But there's this other hilarious phenomenon we see.

00:09:28.000 With these left wing pundits where they'll go, this is insane.

00:09:32.000 J.D. Vance and Donald Trump said they didn't like the fact checking at the debate.

00:09:37.000 They speak about fact checking as if there are these...

00:09:41.000 Arbiters of truth who are totally non-biased and not bought into one side or the other when they clearly are all leftists who work for the corporate press or are adjacent to them.

00:09:49.000 And then they act as if we have just found these oracles of pure truth who are gonna fact check everyone equally and it's nonsense.

00:09:57.000 People since the beginning of time have been claiming that their opponents said things that are factually incorrect.

00:10:03.000 But for whatever reason, when you use this phrase, fact check, they fact checked him.

00:10:06.000 It just shuts down all thinking.

00:10:07.000 Oh, it was a fact checker?

00:10:08.000 A fact checker said it?

00:10:09.000 That's true.

00:10:09.000 It must be true.

00:10:10.000 How could it be?

00:10:11.000 The guy, he's a fact checker.

00:10:12.000 He says that he has the label.

00:10:14.000 They gave him this label.

00:10:15.000 Fact checker.

00:10:16.000 He checks the facts.

00:10:17.000 Why disagree?

00:10:18.000 It's all fake, though, because people on the right have tried to create fact checking organizations.

00:10:22.000 It doesn't change anything. 0.96

00:10:23.000 The left is a cult, and people on the right need to stop trying to suck up to these cult members. 0.99

00:10:29.000 That's right. 0.98

00:10:29.000 It's the same thing with the Ryan James Gerdusky thing. 0.98

00:10:32.000 Dude, I could have predicted this when he got offered a gig at CNN. Like, we all know where this is going.

00:10:37.000 The cult is going to start balking like chickens, hooting and screaming the moment you say anything out of line with their deranged worldview.

00:10:45.000 Being familiar with Ryan's content, I was surprised that he lasted that long.

00:10:51.000 It was good while it lasted.

00:10:52.000 I mean, it was interesting to...

00:10:54.000 I do actually like Abby Phillips' show on CNN, but it was... 1.00

00:10:58.000 I mean, I just find it more interesting than some of the other just, you know, left-wing slop that's on CNN. So it's a low bar.

00:11:06.000 It is a low bar.

00:11:07.000 It is a low bar.

00:11:08.000 The bar is very low.

00:11:09.000 Maybe underground. 1.00

00:11:10.000 Yeah, but I mean, the way that they kicked him off the show was just totally stupid. 0.99

00:11:15.000 But this is, I mean, this is the other thing, too, with the double standards you see in politics right now. 0.98

00:11:21.000 Whenever legal action is taken against Trump, the fact that legal action was taken is proof that he's guilty of something.

00:11:27.000 Whenever Trump or any Republican takes legal action against somebody else, that's lawfare and they're bullying.

00:11:32.000 Well, this is true for literally everything, though.

00:11:34.000 I mean, for the longest time, anytime someone's accused of a crime, it's proof they did it.

00:11:38.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:11:39.000 People at J6, there are people who lost their jobs just for being indicted.

00:11:42.000 Nothing was proven.

00:11:44.000 Doesn't matter anymore.

00:11:44.000 I mean, that's clearly a feature of the age of social media, whereas if you hear something, that's enough for you to say, oh, I don't like that person, so I'm sure they did it.

00:11:54.000 And, you know, whichever side, it doesn't really matter.

00:11:57.000 The presumption of innocence has entirely evaporated in the United States, and, I mean, that's a significant problem, because...

00:12:04.000 The presumption of innocence is—not only is it foundational to our legal system, but it also speaks to a high-trust society.

00:12:12.000 It's like we assume that people are generally good, and if we don't assume that, you're going to continue to see the degradation of trust in other people in your society, and that's part of the reason why you have to have more and more laws.

00:12:25.000 If you have a society that's high-trust, you have to have— You have a society where people just generally do do the right thing, then you don't need as many laws to tell people what they have to do.

00:12:39.000 People are free to do what they want to do because you can trust them to be generally good people.

00:12:44.000 Mm hmm.

00:12:44.000 Now, another thing I think is interesting about all of this is not just the fact that, you know, CBS edited this.

00:12:51.000 It shouldn't shock us that they would be carrying water for the Democratic candidate in an election, especially when they're running against Donald Trump, who's the most evil, fascistic dictator who's ever lived.

00:13:02.000 But it's the fact that they felt a need to edit her answers.

00:13:06.000 Right.

00:13:06.000 I mean, that really does speak to something.

00:13:08.000 I don't think that this is a new phenomena.

00:13:11.000 I don't think the media lying for Democratic candidates is unprecedented by any stretch of the imagination.

00:13:17.000 But the fact is, even they think that she's so unlikable and incompetent that they have to edit their answers.

00:13:25.000 So this isn't actually revelatory on a moral level. 0.92

00:13:28.000 We already knew that these were immoral people and these were liars.

00:13:33.000 This reveals that they believe they have a weak candidate here. 0.89

00:13:38.000 Indeed.

00:13:39.000 And that it feels political, too.

00:13:41.000 I mean, the content brain in me thinks that if she had such a bad interview, wouldn't you want to draw some of those eyeballs to your channel?

00:13:49.000 Unless you just wanted to save Kamala?

00:13:51.000 I was watching some of the J.D. Vance on Rogan.

00:13:54.000 The first 15 minutes are hilarious.

00:13:56.000 Yeah, it was cracking me up.

00:13:58.000 I know, it's so funny.

00:13:58.000 He just seems like a normal, relatable guy.

00:14:00.000 He told a story about he was on a plane and he's a senator.

00:14:03.000 And he's like, he's like with my kid.

00:14:05.000 And it's like, people don't really know, but you're kind of a senator.

00:14:07.000 And then his kid dropped a cookie and then said, oh, expletive.

00:14:11.000 And then it's just like, everyone's looking around like, Senator, your son.

00:14:13.000 It's just, it's a really funny story about, and it's wholesome too.

00:14:16.000 It's like family and stuff.

00:14:17.000 Well, it wasn't just an expletive.

00:14:18.000 It wasn't just, oh, expletive.

00:14:19.000 It was like, well, expletive.

00:14:22.000 It looks at his dad and says, well, expletive.

00:14:24.000 It was good.

00:14:25.000 It was really good.

00:14:25.000 The reason I bring that up is like...

00:14:27.000 It is entertaining to watch J.D. Vance tell these stories.

00:14:32.000 He's very normal.

00:14:34.000 That's just it.

00:14:35.000 And, you know, watching it, he mentions, like, in six days, I think I'm going to win, because I think they recorded it yesterday or whatever.

00:14:40.000 Or I guess technically we're going to get the data in six days.

00:14:44.000 Who knows?

00:14:44.000 We're not going to have money.

00:14:45.000 But, you know, vibe check, I don't see how Kamala Harris wins this. 1.00

00:14:49.000 I can understand shadow campaign, but in any real sense, this is what Ryan Long was asking the other day.

00:14:55.000 If Kamala Harris ends up winning, then what is your argument for how she won, you know, how they won this time, how Democrats won?

00:15:01.000 And I'm like, I got nothing.

00:15:03.000 Like in 2020, I could make a bunch of arguments.

00:15:05.000 People didn't like Trump.

00:15:06.000 COVID was bad.

00:15:06.000 They wanted to change parties.

00:15:08.000 If Kamala Harris somehow wins this, I'm going to be like, literally nothing makes sense.

00:15:11.000 Just like the polls, the prediction models...

00:15:15.000 Sentiment on the ground.

00:15:16.000 Trump flags in Philadelphia, in Philly, in central Philly.

00:15:20.000 I'm like, I can certainly understand people are going to vote for Kamala Harris.

00:15:24.000 But if she wins, I'd be like, I have no idea how that happened.

00:15:26.000 Because Republicans are winning early voting as well, too.

00:15:29.000 And they've been ballot harvesting, too.

00:15:31.000 In certain areas, yeah.

00:15:32.000 But what I would say is this.

00:15:34.000 If Kamala does win, I would explain it by saying, not enough people voted.

00:15:38.000 Like, we needed to get people out there to vote, and they didn't.

00:15:40.000 So this is what I'm saying to everyone in the audience now, especially young men.

00:15:43.000 Young men have to get out and vote. 0.99

00:15:44.000 Oh, young men aren't voting right now.

00:15:45.000 The data that's come back is that young men aren't voting.

00:15:48.000 Exactly, and that's a big problem.

00:15:49.000 Men in general are coming in way behind women in early voting.

00:15:51.000 And that's a massive problem because men are far more likely to vote Republican.

00:15:55.000 So if you're a young man watching this, get out and vote.

00:16:02.000 You have to get out and vote.

00:16:03.000 Because it is possible for her to win.

00:16:05.000 And if she does win, it's going to be because so many men stayed home.

00:16:08.000 Yep.

00:16:09.000 What I'm saying is if young men get out and vote, they can actually turn this around.

00:16:13.000 They can save this country.

00:16:14.000 We have so many issues right now.

00:16:16.000 And it's funny because I see all these memes where people will post videos of guys fighting in wars.

00:16:22.000 And they'll go like, oh, me and the boys when some girl votes for Kamala because Taylor Swift endorsed her.

00:16:26.000 And that's funny.

00:16:27.000 But honestly, bro, the reality is...

00:16:30.000 That if that happens, it's because you didn't get out there and cancel out the vote of someone who only voted because Taylor Swift told them to.

00:16:35.000 So you know what you gotta do?

00:16:36.000 For every person who went out and voted because Taylor Swift said they should vote for someone, you gotta go out there, you gotta make sure you cancel their vote out.

00:16:43.000 The data that I've seen so far in some of these swing states, people have been tweeting about, is that men are not voting at large enough numbers right now.

00:16:50.000 Women are outvoting men, and that's always been true, that women are high-propensity voters, and men are low-propensity voters. 0.85

00:16:57.000 And so, look, man.

00:17:00.000 You know what I see?

00:17:02.000 I suppose that might be it.

00:17:04.000 If the data comes back and shows that women voted at like 5 to 10 points higher than guys, then I can understand, okay, well, that's how Kamala Harris won, I guess. 0.90

00:17:11.000 Exactly.

00:17:11.000 The women went in the voting booth, winked at each other, and then voted against their family's wishes.

00:17:16.000 Exactly.

00:17:17.000 So, you know, there you go.

00:17:18.000 So, fellas, get out there. 0.99

00:17:20.000 You gotta get out there and vote.

00:17:21.000 You gotta get out there and vote.

00:17:22.000 Be a patriot.

00:17:22.000 Be a real patriot.

00:17:23.000 Can we do a poll and check?

00:17:25.000 Can we get a one if you've already voted?

00:17:27.000 Yeah, yeah, let's do that.

00:17:28.000 If you have not voted yet?

00:17:30.000 Yeah, and if you put a two, you're going to be shamed.

00:17:31.000 No, I'm kidding.

00:17:32.000 We're going to shame you.

00:17:33.000 And mods will ban.

00:17:34.000 Mods will ban.

00:17:36.000 Yeah.

00:17:37.000 You know what, man?

00:17:38.000 People got to...

00:17:39.000 You got to get out there and do it.

00:17:41.000 But here's what I'm thinking.

00:17:42.000 If Kamala Harris does win, then it's just like, okay, here come the hard times that have been predicted.

00:17:50.000 And so I wonder what happens to a society where...

00:17:54.000 There are a lot of jobs women will not do. 1.00

00:17:56.000 And then when the system starts breaking down, men will not do those jobs for other people.

00:18:01.000 What happens then?

00:18:02.000 I mean, we're already starting to see that in so many ways.

00:18:05.000 Yeah, we're already starting to see that in so many ways.

00:18:06.000 Initially, you have the breakdown of the family.

00:18:08.000 Everybody's saying they voted.

00:18:09.000 Oh, everyone's saying they voted?

00:18:10.000 Well, that's...

00:18:11.000 I mean, listen, I'm happy to hear it.

00:18:13.000 I see some twos, but it's overwhelmingly ones.

00:18:16.000 I'm just saying, like...

00:18:16.000 I don't want to see any twos, boys.

00:18:18.000 Get out there and vote.

00:18:18.000 I would prefer a comfortable American society with wealth and technology.

00:18:23.000 But I'm also just like, you know what, man, if the collapse comes, I'll just do what I gotta do, I guess.

00:18:29.000 But that means a lot of these guys who won't go vote and all these male feminists are gonna be crying. 1.00

00:18:34.000 Bro, if you can't even get out and vote, how are you gonna survive Kamala's America?

00:18:39.000 How on earth are you going to survive the world war she's going to start?

00:18:43.000 If you can't even get out of your house and vote, dude, you're done.

00:18:46.000 Get out.

00:18:47.000 Vote. 0.91

00:18:48.000 I find that Kamala's Project 2021 kind of sucked. 1.00

00:18:51.000 And I don't want to see her Project 2025.

00:18:54.000 You know what I mean?

00:18:56.000 Yes.

00:18:56.000 Yes, that's right.

00:18:57.000 When Kamala said that men need to be deported. 0.88

00:19:00.000 We need to get rid of all the men. 1.00

00:19:02.000 Boys, if you don't vote... 0.88

00:19:03.000 Did you see that video where they're like, oh, I'm too political for you?

00:19:06.000 I'm sorry.

00:19:07.000 I just don't know if I'm allowed to have a credit card in seven days.

00:19:09.000 Do you see those? 0.97

00:19:10.000 It's so ridiculous. 1.00

00:19:11.000 First of all, if you're that stupid, you should not be allowed to have a credit card right now. 1.00

00:19:16.000 You are that easy to trick. 1.00

00:19:18.000 If somebody convinced you that you having a credit card seven days from now hinges on who gets elected, I don't trust you with a credit card.

00:19:26.000 Maybe you're right.

00:19:26.000 So you know what?

00:19:28.000 Let me play the video.

00:19:30.000 The Avengers.

00:19:31.000 Oh, we're done then.

00:19:33.000 We're done.

00:19:34.000 All right, you guys ready?

00:19:35.000 All right, so we got this clip.

00:19:37.000 It's like a montage of paranoid, delusional individuals.

00:19:41.000 And they're claiming that Trump is going to, like, I don't know, ban women from owning credit cards.

00:19:45.000 Here's the clip.

00:19:46.000 Did I get too political?

00:19:47.000 My bad.

00:19:47.000 I just don't know if I'll be able to own a credit card without my husband's permission in seven days.

00:19:51.000 Oh, did I get too political?

00:19:53.000 My bad.

00:19:54.000 I just don't know if I want to get rid of overtime in seven days.

00:19:57.000 Can I just pause real quick?

00:19:58.000 There's a lot of these.

00:19:59.000 They'll just say things.

00:20:00.000 They're just making things up.

00:20:01.000 There's no indication.

00:20:02.000 Trump comes out and he's like, I'm going to get rid of taxes on your overtime.

00:20:06.000 And he goes, Trump said he's going to ban overtime.

00:20:07.000 He's like, look, am I too political?

00:20:10.000 I want to know if I'm going to be able to own a dog!

00:20:12.000 I want to be allowed legally to own a dog!

00:20:14.000 Oh, I've gotten too political?

00:20:16.000 My bad.

00:20:17.000 I just want to make sure I have access to birth control in seven days.

00:20:19.000 Did Trump say he's going to ban it?

00:20:21.000 He said no more.

00:20:22.000 He says anyone who uses birth control is getting deported too.

00:20:25.000 And I'm talking about condoms.

00:20:27.000 Everything.

00:20:28.000 Not pills.

00:20:29.000 Was it you who brought that up, that birth control debates in the 30s were about condoms?

00:20:29.000 Everything.

00:20:34.000 In the 40s, yeah, were about condoms.

00:20:35.000 In the United States.

00:20:36.000 And lefties go, you know, we're just like the guys who won World War II. They would vote for us.

00:20:40.000 And then you, like, read magazines from at the time.

00:20:43.000 They're like, oh, yes, Catholics fight against legal birth control. 0.98

00:20:46.000 And they're talking about condoms.

00:20:47.000 The guys who fought in World War II were trying to ban condoms.

00:20:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:20:52.000 Well, I get it.

00:20:53.000 But here's another guy.

00:20:54.000 Oh, I got too political?

00:20:55.000 My bad.

00:20:56.000 I guess I don't know if I'm going to be a U.S. citizen in seven days.

00:20:59.000 You revoke citizenship?

00:21:01.000 Come on! 0.61

00:21:02.000 If you're illegal, you got five days left.

00:21:05.000 No, that guy's just tweaking.

00:21:08.000 He's a citizen!

00:21:08.000 That guy's tweaking.

00:21:09.000 He's like, I'm a naturalized citizen, but Trump's going to take it away?

00:21:13.000 Well, no, to be fair, there's a more charitable reading, which is he's applied for citizenship, and in seven days he's just going to find out whether...

00:21:19.000 Oh, right.

00:21:19.000 It has nothing to do with Trump.

00:21:21.000 Nothing to do with Trump.

00:21:21.000 That's all he's talking about.

00:21:22.000 We just take the paper, just rip it up, and it just never exists.

00:21:25.000 Here we go.

00:21:26.000 Here's more.

00:21:27.000 Oh, I got too political?

00:21:28.000 My bad.

00:21:29.000 I'm just worried I won't be able to love who I love in seven days.

00:21:32.000 Well, no, because Trump has a device that can...

00:21:35.000 It's an orb that drains your love from your body.

00:21:39.000 It's a crystal that takes your love away.

00:21:41.000 So, you know, because...

00:21:43.000 In her mind, let me just...

00:21:46.000 Hey boys, she voted! 0.92

00:21:47.000 She voted, boys!

00:21:48.000 I'll just make it serious.

00:21:50.000 There is no means by which you can stop someone from loving someone else.

00:21:53.000 Unless she's implying that Trump will come by and then maybe share disparaging remarks about her lover and then she'll not like him anymore.

00:21:59.000 Well, I don't know if you know this.

00:22:00.000 How will you stop loving this person?

00:22:02.000 What does it mean?

00:22:02.000 Here's how.

00:22:03.000 So, Project 2025 actually stipulates that we're going to use 5G to pick up people's thought waves.

00:22:09.000 And they're going to broadcast that to Trump Towers, which is where the White House is going to be relocated.

00:22:14.000 And from there, Donald Trump will determine whether you can keep loving who you love or whether you are getting put in the crystals.

00:22:20.000 But how do you take away that?

00:22:20.000 Whether you are getting put in the crystals.

00:22:21.000 And if you love the wrong person, we will put you in the crystals, baby!

00:22:25.000 I heard that Project 2025, Trump is going to have a bunch of these collars that they put around your neck and it makes it so you can't love anyone.

00:22:32.000 That's right.

00:22:32.000 You're not allowed to love anymore.

00:22:35.000 Your ability is gone.

00:22:36.000 You only love Trump.

00:22:40.000 You love anyone but me.

00:22:42.000 Do these types of ads actually move the needle?

00:22:47.000 For people who don't pay attention and want to be part of some cult, sure.

00:22:50.000 Wait, here's more.

00:22:51.000 Did I get political?

00:22:52.000 My bad.

00:22:52.000 I just don't want my mother to be denied her healthcare because she has a pre-existing condition.

00:22:57.000 Oh.

00:22:57.000 I just want to, real quick, like, nobody's ever brought that up.

00:22:59.000 They've all repeatedly said they will defend it, but here's more.

00:23:02.000 Dude, I thought he was gonna- Am I too political?

00:23:03.000 My bad.

00:23:04.000 I'm just fighting for the future of my daughter.

00:23:05.000 What does that even mean?

00:23:07.000 She's like, oh, am I too political?

00:23:08.000 I'm sorry.

00:23:09.000 I want to know in seven days if I'm gonna be allowed to wear sunglasses anymore.

00:23:12.000 The sun is bright.

00:23:13.000 We all just have to get our eyes hurt by the sun.

00:23:15.000 I like this one.

00:23:15.000 This one's pretty good.

00:23:16.000 Listen.

00:23:17.000 Not too political.

00:23:17.000 My bad.

00:23:18.000 It's just that I don't know if my family in western North Carolina will be warned of the hurricane coming in seven days when the National Weather Service is gone.

00:23:25.000 He's going to shut down the weather channel.

00:23:27.000 Like Donald Trump.

00:23:28.000 He's throwing his mustache.

00:23:29.000 We're going to make sure the hurricanes come and wipe them out.

00:23:33.000 Hurricanes are going to be much bigger under me.

00:23:35.000 We're going to make sure they do much more.

00:23:38.000 Trump will never see it coming.

00:23:39.000 You know what would be really funny if the first thing Trump does when he gets elected is he flies to Alaska and goes to Harper and just cranks it.

00:23:46.000 Everyone's like, I knew it.

00:23:47.000 Okay, wait, there's more, there's more.

00:23:49.000 I'm sorry, everybody, there's more.

00:23:50.000 I got too political?

00:23:52.000 My bad.

00:23:52.000 I don't want them to start rounding up immigrants to deport in seven days.

00:23:57.000 70% of the immigrants.

00:23:58.000 I am in favor.

00:24:01.000 Illegal immigrants. 1.00

00:24:03.000 Nobody's going to go round up regular immigrants. 1.00

00:24:04.000 Yeah, they're criminal alien invaders. 1.00

00:24:06.000 There's a difference between a criminal alien invader and a legal immigrant. 0.93

00:24:10.000 But let's not be charitable.

00:24:11.000 If she doesn't want to be charitable with what Trump's actually saying, I won't either.

00:24:15.000 She's basically saying, do not deport Trendy Aragua.

00:24:18.000 If Trump says, I'm gonna get rid of Trendy Aragua, and he goes, I don't want him doing that.

00:24:22.000 Okay, well, then you support.

00:24:23.000 Yeah, I think she's being loose with the language, though.

00:24:26.000 I think she would totally want to keep illegal immigrants in the country. 1.00

00:24:29.000 Oh, I agree, I agree.

00:24:31.000 Especially Trendy Aragua.

00:24:33.000 Whenever this comes up, they will defend people who are guilty of capital offenses from being deported.

00:24:38.000 What would it mean to do that?

00:24:39.000 Oh, I got too political?

00:24:42.000 My bad.

00:24:43.000 The only reason I have a daughter is because of IVF. I just...

00:24:47.000 No one...

00:24:48.000 Trump says he's the king of IVF and wants to make it free.

00:24:51.000 So, look at his eyes.

00:24:53.000 Like, my guy.

00:24:54.000 Your eyes can go back to the normal opening width or whatever.

00:25:00.000 If you just Google it, your eyes will close halfway.

00:25:04.000 You won't be shocked.

00:25:05.000 No, he'll be shocked that he was misinformed.

00:25:07.000 It'll get even wider.

00:25:11.000 His eyes pop out.

00:25:12.000 Oh, I got too political?

00:25:14.000 I just don't really want J.D. Vance tracking my periods in seven days.

00:25:17.000 I heard that.

00:25:18.000 On the Rogan podcast, J.D. Vance, the first thing he said was, well, the first thing I'm going to do is get a big list of every woman in the country's periods to monitor on my camera.

00:25:27.000 I remember when he said that, and that's one policy I agree that he went a little too far on.

00:25:30.000 But let's just think this through for a second.

00:25:32.000 You're gonna get flagged for election misinformation.

00:25:35.000 One thing people do, which just drives me nuts, is especially when it comes to abortion bans, which are good and protect children from being murdered.

00:25:44.000 One thing they'll do is they'll create all of these insane, weird, fictional scenarios that they claim will come about now that Roe has been overturned.

00:25:53.000 My guy, for 200 years of our country's history...

00:25:57.000 We existed without Roe v. 0.98

00:25:59.000 Wade having been decided.

00:26:00.000 For 200 years of our country's history, there was not a federal law.

00:26:04.000 This was not until 1973 that the Supreme Court decided that every state had to have legal abortion. 0.74

00:26:09.000 And guess what?

00:26:10.000 Before 1973, we were not tracking people's periods.

00:26:13.000 We did not have a pregnancy database.

00:26:16.000 That's what you think.

00:26:17.000 Yeah, no, it's true.

00:26:17.000 I guess I don't really know about the secret handmaid's tale that was happening before 73.

00:26:21.000 So I got too political?

00:26:22.000 My bad.

00:26:23.000 I don't want Trump to take over the Board of Education, put in his lackeys, his loyalists, and have y'all continue to think that Puerto Rico is not a part of America.

00:26:30.000 Okay, I gotta stop.

00:26:31.000 Right, you are wrong.

00:26:32.000 It's get rid of the Department of Education.

00:26:34.000 I don't want Trump.

00:26:34.000 I agree with her.

00:26:36.000 I completely agree.

00:26:37.000 I do not want Trump to put his lackeys in the Department of Education.

00:26:39.000 I want it gone.

00:26:41.000 Gone.

00:26:41.000 100% agree.

00:26:42.000 Dismantled Thomas Massey's bill on December 31st, 2024.

00:26:46.000 What is it?

00:26:47.000 January 1st, 2025.

00:26:48.000 The Department of Education's operations will cease.

00:26:51.000 Absolutely.

00:26:52.000 It's just a one-line thing.

00:26:53.000 So I agree, ma'am.

00:26:56.000 Thank you for the last one.

00:26:58.000 Welcome to the modern era of politics.

00:27:01.000 Okay, I'll be fair and say there's probably like 2% truth in this thing.

00:27:06.000 There's like one or two grievances that actually map onto something either Trump or Vance have proposed.

00:27:11.000 But most of it is just nonsense.

00:27:13.000 And there are things in there I wish were true.

00:27:14.000 I wish they were going to ban IVF. They're not.

00:27:16.000 They haven't said they're going to do that.

00:27:17.000 No, Trump says he's gonna give it for free.

00:27:19.000 Yeah.

00:27:19.000 Trump said he's going to have government-funded IVF for everybody, and then they're like, he's going to ban it.

00:27:24.000 We have a leftist and a moderate running right now.

00:27:27.000 You know, I wonder if...

00:27:29.000 These people just literally don't watch anything.

00:27:32.000 It's crazy.

00:27:33.000 We're in the social media era, and these people don't actually watch anything.

00:27:37.000 Yeah, information has never been easier to attain.

00:27:39.000 Accurate information has never been easier to find and to spread, and people have absolutely no interest in finding any accurate information.

00:27:49.000 They just want to go ahead and find things that entertain their paranoia, their fears.

00:27:56.000 So I joined TikTok last month because that's where I'm hearing that young people are getting their source of news nowadays.

00:28:05.000 And you can follow me at RealJoelValdez, by the way.

00:28:08.000 But on TikTok, it's insane...

00:28:13.000 How these people argue.

00:28:14.000 I'll tune into a few live streams, and it's more delusional than I thought some of these X-spaces are. 1.00

00:28:23.000 And to think that videos like this are influencing millions of young voters is crazy.

00:28:30.000 Well, listen, I'm sorry if I'm getting too political, but in seven days, I don't know if I'll be able to use social media.

00:28:37.000 I don't know if social media will be there.

00:28:38.000 I don't know.

00:28:39.000 Seven days, going to the bathroom is not legal anymore.

00:28:41.000 What do you do then?

00:28:42.000 Wish you'd voted.

00:28:43.000 I'm sorry, Seamus.

00:28:44.000 Am I too political?

00:28:45.000 I just don't know if Donald Trump's gonna come hang out with me in seven days.

00:28:47.000 Oh, I'm sorry, Tim.

00:28:48.000 Am I being too little?

00:28:51.000 Jeb?

00:28:53.000 Jeb Bush?

00:28:54.000 I think you just...

00:28:55.000 That's all.

00:28:55.000 I can't.

00:28:56.000 I'm done.

00:28:56.000 I don't know if I'm able to speak in seven seconds.

00:28:59.000 The Tower of Babel. 0.80

00:29:01.000 Yes, this show is doing so well.

00:29:04.000 This show is doing so well that we're all going to start speaking different languages.

00:29:07.000 Did I get too political?

00:29:07.000 I just don't know if all humans will be cast from the sky and have the languages split so that they will no longer be able to communicate.

00:29:14.000 I don't know if I'll still be able to go to speech therapy in seven days.

00:29:17.000 I'm sorry, am I too political right now?

00:29:18.000 I kind of feel like they went to these people and said, we're going to film you and just make it up.

00:29:22.000 Yeah.

00:29:23.000 They allow that, though.

00:29:25.000 I don't know.

00:29:26.000 Sorry, am I too political?

00:29:27.000 I just don't know if Hitler is getting elected in seven days.

00:29:30.000 It's like, well, you can Google it.

00:29:32.000 He's not.

00:29:32.000 But what they do for credibility is they throw in one or two things that sound vaguely like something Trump or Vance would do.

00:29:41.000 This is another issue, too.

00:29:42.000 We have a similar problem in reverse, which is...

00:29:47.000 Republicans have trouble discussing things that Democrats are doing because what they're actually doing sounds so insane that people don't believe you when you tell them.

00:29:56.000 When Dennis Prager went on Bill Maher and said, well, look, they're putting tampons in men's room. 0.91

00:30:01.000 And then they all laughed and they're like, oh, you're so crazy, Dennis Prager. 0.86

00:30:04.000 And then Bill Maher said, I've known you for a while. 0.96

00:30:06.000 You were a reasonable guy, but this is nuts.

00:30:08.000 And he's like, what?

00:30:10.000 The funny thing about that story is that I believe it was three years Before Prager brought that up, it had been viral.

00:30:17.000 Campuses were putting tampons in men's rooms.

00:30:19.000 And Bill Maher's like, no, it's so they could have them for their girlfriends.

00:30:22.000 You're making that up. 1.00

00:30:24.000 These people are dangerously stupid and arrogant at the same time. 1.00

00:30:29.000 Push for things that are so unbelievably disgusting and psychotic that you sound crazy for even mentioning them. 1.00

00:30:36.000 And then they shame you for mentioning it. 0.99

00:30:38.000 But this is what happened with giving sex change operations to illegal immigrants. 0.84

00:30:43.000 That sounds like something a parody of Fox News from 2005 would have in the chyron.

00:30:48.000 It is actually something that Kamala Harris has proposed.

00:30:51.000 And so this is a problem Republicans have.

00:30:53.000 You will point out things Democrats are actually doing and have said that they're doing, and people will go, that's crazy, there's no way.

00:30:58.000 Whereas they will just make things up and say Trump's trying to do them even though he said no such thing.

00:31:02.000 You know what really bothers me about horror movies?

00:31:05.000 It's like every single one, I swear, if a person could just write a sane horror movie for once, it's like there's like a zombie is going around and it's just like a mummy Frankenstein and it's punching dogs and it's throwing geese or whatever.

00:31:17.000 And then the cops show up and they're like, what happened?

00:31:20.000 And he goes, you're not going to believe me.

00:31:21.000 But it was a Frankenstein mummy monster zombie that was attacking. 0.99

00:31:24.000 And they're like, okay, this guy's nuts.

00:31:25.000 And I'm like, how come there's just no intelligent sane people in any horror movie where you could literally just be like, I don't know, I think it might have been a wild animal of some sort.

00:31:36.000 Please, officer, come and help.

00:31:37.000 Then they'll be like, OK, this makes sense.

00:31:38.000 I'll help you.

00:31:39.000 And then they'll see the monster.

00:31:40.000 The reason I'm saying this is Democrats have this insane stuff they're pushing, like you mentioned sex changes for inmates.

00:31:48.000 And then it's like they're goading you into going to regular people and going.

00:31:52.000 Listen to me!

00:31:52.000 They're trying to give sex change operations to illegal immigrants who are detained on the border.

00:31:56.000 And then these moderates are like, you have gone insane. 0.98

00:31:59.000 You've gone insane, yeah, exactly.

00:32:00.000 So, don't take that bait. 0.98

00:32:02.000 Just go, I go like this.

00:32:03.000 I go, oh, what is this story?

00:32:06.000 Do you see this story from CNN? Ah, this is weird.

00:32:07.000 CNN must be making stuff up.

00:32:09.000 And then I just show it to them.

00:32:10.000 And then they can go around saying to people like, oh, I'm sorry, did I get too political?

00:32:14.000 I'm just not sure if in seven days Donald Trump's gonna round up every obese person and send them to fat camp all at once because he says he doesn't like people when they're overweight.

00:32:22.000 No, he's going to make sure that they all love him.

00:32:24.000 All right, we got another story, my friends.

00:32:26.000 This is from Fox News.

00:32:29.000 Who wants to read the headline?

00:32:31.000 I'm sorry, man.

00:32:32.000 Biden bites babies visiting for White House Halloween trick-or-treat celebration.

00:32:37.000 I'm sorry, am I getting too political?

00:32:38.000 I just don't know if Joe Biden's going to try to eat my child.

00:32:40.000 Biden bit a couple babies.

00:32:43.000 How many was it?

00:32:44.000 Did he bite two of them?

00:32:44.000 Dude, any amount is too many.

00:32:46.000 There's no number that would ever make this story less bad.

00:32:49.000 It's not like, well, it was one baby.

00:32:51.000 Let's call it.

00:32:51.000 It wasn't babies.

00:32:52.000 He bit one baby.

00:32:53.000 No, it was more than one.

00:32:54.000 It's plural.

00:32:55.000 But it almost doesn't matter.

00:32:57.000 It's like, all right, any amount of baby biting is too much for the sitting president of the United States.

00:33:01.000 For anybody.

00:33:03.000 This is somebody, if you had to give people background checks to get a butter knife, I would deny him.

00:33:07.000 This is somebody who should not be able to use, like, children's scissors that you're issued in kindergarten.

00:33:12.000 Look at this facility.

00:33:13.000 It's along the line of cute aggression.

00:33:16.000 It's the urge to squeeze or bite things perceived as cute without the desire to cause any harm.

00:33:21.000 It is a common type of dimorphous display where a person experiences positive and negative expressions simultaneously in a disorganized manner.

00:33:30.000 Individuals experiencing cute aggression may find themselves clenching their jaws or fists with the urge to squish, pinch, or bite an adorable baby, animal, or object.

00:33:38.000 Well, it's like people will go like, oh, you're so cute, and like pinch a baby's cheek.

00:33:40.000 You don't bite a baby.

00:33:41.000 You don't bite a baby, Joe.

00:33:42.000 Apparently Joe Biden does!

00:33:44.000 There's like no outrage over this?

00:33:47.000 It's just weird.

00:33:48.000 It's just a very weird thing to do.

00:33:49.000 He's getting real close to an adrenochrome conspiracy.

00:33:54.000 Baby biting.

00:33:55.000 He's so desperate.

00:33:56.000 He's aging.

00:33:57.000 He's like, I just need it.

00:33:59.000 Snopes is going to come out and be like, an infant, which was deceptively dressed as a chicken to look delicious, was bit by Joe Biden in a gotcha, in a sting operation.

00:34:10.000 So come on, man.

00:34:11.000 I thought you had a little chicken there, man.

00:34:14.000 I thought you brought me my lunch.

00:34:15.000 I thought you brought me chicken.

00:34:16.000 I'd take a nibble, man.

00:34:17.000 Dude, he bit two babies. 0.71

00:34:18.000 He bit two babies.

00:34:20.000 Look at this!

00:34:21.000 What's he doing?

00:34:22.000 Well, the thing is, he has...

00:34:24.000 Look at this.

00:34:24.000 Biden was photographed playfully biting at least two babies dressed in Halloween costumes.

00:34:29.000 He has zero impulse control.

00:34:31.000 Imagine, like, the Kamala AIDS, like the George Bush meme, where it's like, sir, he bit a second baby.

00:34:36.000 Dude, is it...

00:34:39.000 Oh my gosh.

00:34:40.000 You bit another baby. 0.52

00:34:42.000 But there's also a level where you go, it becomes so obvious that this is elder abuse.

00:34:47.000 Like, when someone starts biting babies, you turn the camera off.

00:34:50.000 We don't need to, like, this guy, believe me, it couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

00:34:55.000 He is so out of his mind at this point.

00:34:58.000 It's like, this is cruel.

00:34:59.000 Don't show him to people.

00:35:01.000 I'm worried he's at the point where he's gonna mix up the shaking hands and kissing babies.

00:35:06.000 He's gonna start shaking babies.

00:35:10.000 It's just, look, he's old, he's clearly totally out of his mind, he's on the biting babies stage of dementia.

00:35:19.000 And they're letting him be in front of cameras.

00:35:21.000 I'm saying that's mean.

00:35:22.000 That's really mean to do to him.

00:35:24.000 When people started sharing this image of him biting the baby, I thought it was AI. I thought it was AI at first too.

00:35:28.000 I was like, ha ha ha, very funny.

00:35:30.000 And then I saw a bunch of people posting that was more than one baby and I'm like, what do they mean more than one?

00:35:35.000 I thought it was like an AI thing.

00:35:36.000 I thought it was like a gag of him biting a baby.

00:35:38.000 Come on, man.

00:35:40.000 I mean, it's a lack of impulse control at the end of the day. 0.83

00:35:44.000 I mean, it's one thing to have this kind of urge, which is kind of ridiculous, but at the same time, apparently, it's somewhat normal. 0.68

00:35:52.000 But the president should be able to say, I probably shouldn't bite a baby. 0.84

00:35:58.000 I'm gonna take it a step further.

00:36:00.000 A president should be able to say, under oath, I have never bitten a baby.

00:36:04.000 Ideally.

00:36:06.000 Ideally.

00:36:07.000 Right?

00:36:08.000 Maybe I'm a utopian here.

00:36:10.000 He's got the baby's foot in his mouth.

00:36:13.000 He's always putting his own foot in his mouth.

00:36:15.000 The baby dressed like a chicken, and he's biting its leg.

00:36:19.000 This one, he's got the baby's foot in his mouth.

00:36:21.000 Do you think you went, oh, it's a chicken leg, man?

00:36:23.000 Trying to make a little joke out of it?

00:36:25.000 I just...

00:36:26.000 Do people...

00:36:27.000 You're saying that's normal, Phil?

00:36:28.000 Well, I put it up...

00:36:30.000 Don't put that on Phil.

00:36:31.000 He didn't say that was normal.

00:36:32.000 Yes, he did.

00:36:33.000 I googled cute aggression, and it's something that I've heard of before, and there's a Wikipedia article on it.

00:36:40.000 Cute aggression?

00:36:41.000 Yep.

00:36:41.000 I can put the link in the...

00:36:43.000 Look at this, ChatGPT.

00:36:44.000 Yes, sometimes people sometimes bite babies playfully or affectionately, but usually gentle and harmless.

00:36:51.000 Yo, that's weird AF. They didn't start saying that until Biden did it.

00:36:54.000 They didn't start saying it until Biden did it.

00:36:56.000 Yeah, I get that.

00:36:57.000 It definitely sounds strange.

00:36:58.000 It's usually just a soft nibble.

00:36:59.000 Like, is it weird if the president puts the baby's foot in his mouth?

00:37:07.000 It's definitely weird.

00:37:08.000 And again, it's...

00:37:09.000 Yeah, that would be pretty weird, even in playful interaction.

00:37:11.000 It's definitely unusual behavior, especially for a president in the public eye.

00:37:14.000 He should have impulse control.

00:37:16.000 He should not be doing that because it is weird.

00:37:19.000 Dude, isn't it weird, though, that we also talk about the sitting president of the United States as if he's some has-been celebrity?

00:37:25.000 He just came up.

00:37:26.000 He did something, you know, like you're reading about it in TMZ. This is the sitting president.

00:37:32.000 He's just faded into obscurity while being the president.

00:37:37.000 I'm making my plans over here.

00:37:38.000 I hope y'all are.

00:37:40.000 Because you can buy your gold, you can buy your emergency food, but I think there's a single-digit percentage chance that you may be hunting sometime soon.

00:37:49.000 People in cities.

00:37:50.000 Get out and vote so you don't have to.

00:37:51.000 If you can't get out to vote, you're not going to hold that line.

00:37:52.000 You know what's crazy?

00:37:53.000 Quite literally, it's like if you vote for Donald Trump, you're voting for chicken wings, beer, and football games.

00:37:58.000 And if you're voting for Kamala Harris, it's like rationing, conscription, and probably the collapse of the U.S. economy.

00:38:06.000 Yeah. 0.70

00:38:06.000 And for biting babies, apparently. 0.70

00:38:09.000 The president bit a baby.

00:38:09.000 Please get out and vote.

00:38:10.000 Yeah.

00:38:11.000 Please, we've got to get rid of this.

00:38:12.000 The president bit a baby. 0.98

00:38:14.000 He bit a child. 0.97

00:38:15.000 That was not normal.

00:38:16.000 Two of them.

00:38:17.000 Two children.

00:38:18.000 Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, you make a really good point about how the president is not actually the president right now.

00:38:25.000 He's clearly just lost his effing mind.

00:38:27.000 Yeah. 0.84

00:38:28.000 And nobody is talking about it.

00:38:30.000 No, it's been a year and a half or longer where Joe Biden's just been completely fried and his brain is cooked.

00:38:38.000 The thing is, at some point, they're going to admit it.

00:38:41.000 So at some point, a few months from now, it's definitely not going to happen until well after the inauguration of the next president.

00:38:48.000 But they'll start publishing stories about things that are happening right now that will make you...

00:38:57.000 Like, you would be terrified if you're hearing them now.

00:38:59.000 Like, oh yeah, he almost pushed the button.

00:39:01.000 Or like, some insane...

00:39:03.000 Megyn Kelly said that she doesn't think the October surprise has come yet.

00:39:06.000 Really?

00:39:07.000 And we were talking before about how the October surprise would be Joe Biden stepping down and Kamala Harris assuming the presidency right before the election.

00:39:14.000 I don't know if that matters though because early voting is so pronounced right now.

00:39:17.000 Yeah.

00:39:18.000 I think it would be a bad idea to wait this late for the October surprise, too. 0.94

00:39:22.000 People who are going to vote on Election Day, I think, are nuts.

00:39:25.000 You gotta go vote early. 0.85

00:39:27.000 Guys, vote early, boys.

00:39:28.000 If you're one of the fellas watching this, you don't want to get drafted to fight in World War III, go out and vote, dude.

00:39:33.000 Definitely don't want to fight.

00:39:34.000 Go out and vote.

00:39:35.000 Because when I went, there were 30 people in line, and it took about 20 or something minutes.

00:39:39.000 20-something minutes?

00:39:40.000 Mm-hmm.

00:39:41.000 And then we got B-dubs.

00:39:42.000 Listen, if you can't even get out and vote right now, you are definitely going to die if you get sent to World War III. You're not one of the guys who survives.

00:39:49.000 Bro, they're not draftable.

00:39:51.000 Did you see this?

00:39:52.000 Was it like 70% or something? 0.97

00:39:54.000 Ridiculous number, can't be drafted? 0.96

00:39:56.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:39:56.000 So they're going to, like, you know, it's funny because I make the joke. 0.96

00:39:58.000 I'm like, I'm 38.

00:39:59.000 I'm going to be 39 in five months or whatever, four months.

00:40:02.000 What do I care?

00:40:02.000 I ain't getting drafted.

00:40:03.000 It's actually like, no, actually, by the time they make it through all the young people who are flat-footed and morbidly obese, they're coming for the athletic late 30s people.

00:40:15.000 But it's okay, because Sheamus is a canary in a coal mine.

00:40:16.000 He'll go before me.

00:40:17.000 No, they would never.

00:40:18.000 I'm not physically fit.

00:40:19.000 Are you kidding me?

00:40:19.000 I thought you were kidding.

00:40:20.000 It's not about that.

00:40:21.000 They're like, this is cannon fodder.

00:40:23.000 This man is cannon fodder.

00:40:24.000 That's not why.

00:40:24.000 They're going to be like, and what's your occupation?

00:40:26.000 Cartoonists?

00:40:27.000 Ha! 0.89

00:40:28.000 We won't need any of those.

00:40:29.000 No, they'll have me make, like, modern war props.

00:40:31.000 They're like, frontline infantry now!

00:40:33.000 We need you!

00:40:35.000 That's right.

00:40:36.000 This is a tough guy.

00:40:36.000 He'll win the war for us.

00:40:37.000 You're gonna be like, what was that dude in Full Metal Alchemist?

00:40:40.000 Joker?

00:40:40.000 Was that what they called him?

00:40:41.000 What was the comedian guy?

00:40:42.000 I never watched Full Metal Alchemist.

00:40:44.000 I don't watch those animes.

00:40:46.000 They would be like, gee, Seamus, you're real funny.

00:40:47.000 We can use plucky comic relief when we're...

00:40:49.000 That's right.

00:40:50.000 That is what's gonna happen.

00:40:51.000 Yes.

00:40:52.000 No, but in all seriousness, going back to the thing about, you know, Joe Biden's brain being melted, can we talk about how serious that is?

00:40:57.000 It's very serious.

00:40:58.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:40:59.000 You're going to start to see stories published in the media long after it's possible for anyone to do anything about it, which will...

00:41:06.000 Oh, there's a video of it.

00:41:07.000 Just genuinely horrifying.

00:41:08.000 There's a video.

00:41:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:41:13.000 With the...

00:41:14.000 Oh, now what's he doing?

00:41:21.000 Alright, dude.

00:41:21.000 The rubber gloves on the feet, that's adorable.

00:41:25.000 That's crazy.

00:41:25.000 I didn't even catch that.

00:41:27.000 That's hilarious.

00:41:28.000 They got yellow rubber gloves.

00:41:30.000 They're eating the babies. 0.68

00:41:31.000 They're eating the babies. 0.68

00:41:33.000 Dude, that's adorable.

00:41:35.000 It's crazy that Joe Biden's not even a factor in the election right now.

00:41:38.000 He's not campaigning for Harris.

00:41:39.000 He's the sitting president. 0.94

00:41:40.000 He's biting babies. 0.97

00:41:42.000 What is he even doing?

00:41:43.000 And who's the president?

00:41:44.000 Well, I'm not sure who the president is.

00:41:46.000 I imagine that it's probably just a panel of people, depending on what's going on.

00:41:52.000 Whether it be...

00:41:52.000 If it's something that the Defense Department has to worry about, it's the Secretary of the Joint Chiefs or the...

00:42:01.000 The sec def, if it's something that the State Department has to worry about, it's Anthony Blinken.

00:42:07.000 It's not.

00:42:08.000 Joe Biden, clearly.

00:42:09.000 And I'm sure that there are plenty of policies or directives that go out with his name signed that he never even...

00:42:17.000 He has no idea they're going out.

00:42:19.000 They must have stopped giving him those drugs.

00:42:22.000 Yeah, they're not wasting those on him.

00:42:24.000 They're giving him a Kamala now.

00:42:25.000 Kamala's pumped up.

00:42:26.000 Yeah, but...

00:42:28.000 Joe must have been getting something for clarity, not necessarily uppers.

00:42:32.000 I think they're definitely giving him IV treatment, but I don't know about uppers.

00:42:36.000 You know, he's got the plates in his brain.

00:42:38.000 I feel like they have to give him some kind of like...

00:42:40.000 He's probably getting it from Hunter.

00:42:43.000 No, he's the president, man.

00:42:45.000 He's probably got a lab under the White House where they're like concocting...

00:42:47.000 The best scientists. 0.79

00:42:48.000 Yeah, just all sorts of crazy nonsense.

00:42:50.000 But if they really had something that could make Biden work, certainly it could make Kamala work and she ain't working. 1.00

00:42:54.000 Well, I mean...

00:42:55.000 Could you imagine Kamala if she was on like meth or coke? 1.00

00:42:58.000 Yeah, I don't know that...

00:42:59.000 I think I've seen it.

00:43:00.000 I feel I've seen that.

00:43:02.000 Have you ever talked to somebody who just did cocaine?

00:43:05.000 Yes.

00:43:06.000 I mean, not that I... To be fair, not that I know of.

00:43:08.000 Like, it's very possible that I have and just didn't know.

00:43:10.000 Well, they talk like this.

00:43:11.000 Like, oh my God, let me tell you a story.

00:43:12.000 Like, all my friends were at the bar.

00:43:13.000 Oh my God, it was crazy.

00:43:14.000 This guy came up to me and he's like, I'm going to drink.

00:43:15.000 And I was like, dude, I don't even want to drink right now.

00:43:17.000 But this guy, help me drink.

00:43:18.000 And I'm just sitting there and like...

00:43:19.000 Yeah, so you've met people who have...

00:43:21.000 If they're not talking, there's a lot of teeth grinding.

00:43:23.000 Yeah.

00:43:24.000 Could you imagine Kamala Harris talking in circles but ten times faster? 0.99

00:43:28.000 She does sound drunk.

00:43:30.000 That's why SNL calls her drunk. 0.99

00:43:31.000 I don't think that you can make Kamala Harris better just by giving her uppers because I think that the content isn't in her head. 0.82

00:43:39.000 Like, Joe Biden at some point was a reasonably sharp statesman, right?

00:43:45.000 Like, he's been in...

00:43:47.000 In DC for a long time.

00:43:48.000 He understands how it works.

00:43:49.000 He won a lot of elections.

00:43:51.000 He's held multiple jobs in DC. Yeah, go back to some of his debates at the floor of the U.S. Senate.

00:43:58.000 So he at least had the ability to do his job.

00:44:03.000 Kamala Harris, there's no reason to believe that she's qualified to do anything at all. 1.00

00:44:10.000 No.

00:44:11.000 I just want to mention, for anyone who either wasn't around then or didn't follow politics, if you watch the Biden vs.

00:44:18.000 Sarah Palin debate, or even the Biden vs.

00:44:20.000 Paul Ryan debate, he looks like a completely different guy.

00:44:23.000 He talks like a completely different guy.

00:44:24.000 I mean, he has aged horribly.

00:44:28.000 We're going to get to the next story, but I want to say something first.

00:44:30.000 I want to say, my friends, we're a few days away from this election, and I know it is trying times.

00:44:36.000 Costs of goods are way up.

00:44:38.000 Energy prices are way up.

00:44:39.000 You struggle every day.

00:44:40.000 And now you're probably very stressed out about this election.

00:44:43.000 So the one thing that we wanted to make sure we could bring to you is some levity and humor, which is why we have this next story.

00:44:50.000 Distraught Rosie O'Donnell, quote, on the verge of pills at prospect of a Trump victory.

00:44:56.000 Yes. 0.99

00:44:57.000 The crackpot psychopaths have begun their rants already. 0.93

00:45:01.000 And, you know, excuse me, I've long expressed my fear that y'all will not be prepared for this. 0.94

00:45:08.000 We'll not take it seriously.

00:45:10.000 And then come election day, your phone batteries will be dead, you will have no internet service, and you will not be able to record all of these psychotic behavior.

00:45:17.000 But rest assured, my friends, they are filming themselves already.

00:45:21.000 Okay, so how's everybody's nerves about this election?

00:45:24.000 Okay.

00:45:25.000 You know, let's say on a scale of 10 being can't think of anything else and may need some additional medication, I'm like at a 7.

00:45:37.000 Additional, she said, because they're already on pills.

00:45:40.000 So that's all right.

00:45:41.000 I can handle a 7.

00:45:43.000 I'm trying not to watch so much of the news now.

00:45:46.000 I'm trying to recite that amazing prayer you do in Al-Anon and AA about, you know...

00:45:53.000 This is actually just making me sad.

00:45:55.000 I know.

00:45:56.000 ...things you can and cannot change.

00:45:59.000 And, you know, if you voted, if you donated, if you could...

00:46:03.000 She's like saying, like, it's like she's giving a speech like she's leaving Middle Earth.

00:46:08.000 I'll say, like, there is a sense in which we really need to re-stigmatize mental illness because people will just talk about how they're on pills as if it's a badge of honor.

00:46:17.000 Dude, that's not something you need to broadcast to people.

00:46:19.000 And by the way, if you are mentally ill to the point where you require medication, listen, I'm sorry, that's a tough break.

00:46:26.000 It's not necessarily, in many cases, a moral failing.

00:46:29.000 You could just have real issues.

00:46:30.000 I get it, but... 0.96

00:46:32.000 If you're mentally ill to the point where you can't interact with reality without drugs, then I'm not gonna take your advice on who to vote for. 0.99

00:46:38.000 I'm sorry. 0.95

00:46:38.000 Should we ban people from voting if they're currently on psychoactive medication? 0.95

00:46:43.000 That's an interesting thought.

00:46:44.000 I mean, the challenge to it is always that the government would forcefully medicate conservatives, but I still don't think that the pitfalls is a good enough argument to allow people who are clearly disturbed to vote because both prospects are horrifying.

00:46:59.000 It's just people will like brag about being mentally ill nowadays.

00:47:02.000 What's a badge of honor?

00:47:03.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:47:05.000 Neurodivergent, Seamus.

00:47:06.000 Yeah, then like, believe, I know, and listen, I, yeah, we're all, they're neuroatypical, and me, with my typical neurons over here, I could just never understand.

00:47:14.000 It's like, if you're gonna sit here and brag about being mentally ill, I'm sorry, like, I'm not gonna take your advice on how to live my life or how the country should be run.

00:47:19.000 People are not only bragging about it, but they will self-diagnose just so they can say that they're mentally ill.

00:47:26.000 They may not actually have a mental illness.

00:47:28.000 They might just be a little on the neurotic side, and they'll say, oh, well, I have this, I have that.

00:47:32.000 And they'll tell everybody, they'll put it in their bios on X or whatever, so that way they get the attention from other people saying, oh, I'm sorry, and the virtue points, you know?

00:47:44.000 Because victimhood is a currency.

00:47:46.000 That's exactly it.

00:47:47.000 Yeah, aside from the fact that she looks like the love child of Keith Olbermann and Mark Cuban, in the 2016 debate, Trump rose to prominence because he roasted her on the debate stage. 0.88

00:48:02.000 So it kind of makes sense that Rosie O'Donnell, out of anyone, would be taking pills as a result of Donald Trump becoming president.

00:48:09.000 It does make sense.

00:48:10.000 She got significantly embarrassed by him.

00:48:15.000 But I mean, I don't know that there's a great way to figure out who should and should not be prevented from voting because of the medication they're on.

00:48:30.000 You know, it would be weaponized.

00:48:34.000 Any power you give to the government is going to be weaponized against.

00:48:37.000 I mean, look at what's happened with the Patriot Act.

00:48:39.000 Everyone was cung-ho about it back then. 0.76

00:48:43.000 Whereas I understand the impulse.

00:48:44.000 You don't want people that are crazy or neurotic or whatever deciding the direction of the country at the same time.

00:48:53.000 Any power you give to the federal government is a weapon that you're giving to the federal government.

00:48:57.000 Yeah, and by the way, I don't think anyone's actually seriously suggesting that, but it's kind of an interesting question to ask, and in part because we have this default assumption right now that voting is this very important thing that can decide the future of our country, and every vote counts, but also our default position should be that every adult is allowed to vote.

00:49:14.000 And I just think that's ridiculous.

00:49:15.000 If voting is this very important thing, then it needs to be taken seriously.

00:49:18.000 And we need to ensure that somebody is of a certain level of consideration or concern or status to actually have any kind of stake in the future of the system.

00:49:28.000 So, for example, I just think it's an insane idea that a father of six who's worked hard his entire life to provide for his family can have his vote canceled out by some 18-year-old who just took out $200,000 in student debt to go to art school.

00:49:44.000 I think it's silly to say that everyone should just get an equal say.

00:49:49.000 And by the way, there is no justification for that argument I've heard, which doesn't just apply to communism as a concept.

00:49:55.000 It's always, well, everything needs to be equal for everyone.

00:49:57.000 We need to ensure everyone has an equal say.

00:49:59.000 I'm sorry we don't.

00:50:00.000 Some people are more qualified to make decisions and have more of an incentive to make choices that are in line with the long-term flourishing of our country.

00:50:06.000 That's why I feel I should be in charge of Freedom Tunes.

00:50:08.000 That's true.

00:50:09.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:50:10.000 No, we need to equally distribute all of the decision-making power for Freedom Tunes.

00:50:14.000 Yes.

00:50:15.000 So, even the leftists can help write you jokes.

00:50:18.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:50:19.000 We have to allow that.

00:50:20.000 We have to allow that.

00:50:21.000 You know, what's kind of crazy is, um, I was just thinking about the olden days, like, you know, 1600s or whatever, and it was quite difficult to survive relative to today.

00:50:30.000 That just meant that, like, mentally ill people did not survive.

00:50:34.000 No.

00:50:35.000 And so all the people of sound survival mind survived and they would vote and they would have kids.

00:50:40.000 But over a long enough period of time with technological advancements, we've created a society where we now have a critical mass of people who are...

00:50:49.000 Otherwise incapable of making decisions for themselves.

00:50:52.000 And they do vote.

00:50:54.000 The weight of that becomes a lot to bear for any society, I believe will ultimately result inadvertently into a system that once again becomes harsh and chaotic, resulting in people losing their lives.

00:51:04.000 Yeah, I actually have a slightly different take.

00:51:06.000 I agree with the general sentiment, but I would say that Our modern life incentivizes and promotes and even just flat out pushes people into ways of life that are so unnatural that people who would otherwise be mentally healthy become mentally ill.

00:51:24.000 What is an illness?

00:51:25.000 Well, sometimes you have congenital illnesses.

00:51:27.000 You'll have mental illnesses that are just a product of a person's genetics or birth. 0.54

00:51:30.000 But just like with physical illness, sometimes, many times, you're sick and Because you've treated yourself improperly.

00:51:37.000 You've behaved improperly.

00:51:38.000 You ate the wrong kinds of foods or didn't exercise enough.

00:51:42.000 Like gluten.

00:51:43.000 And I think the same thing is true of mental health, but we don't want to acknowledge it.

00:51:47.000 People will actually see a deterioration in their own mental health when they live in immoral, unnatural ways.

00:51:54.000 So many of us are right now.

00:51:56.000 I actually think a large component of mental instability right now with identity crises is due to mass media and to a great degree cartoons.

00:52:06.000 And I'm not joking.

00:52:08.000 So for almost the entirety of human civilization, moving pictures didn't exist.

00:52:13.000 Humans identified with other humans for the most part.

00:52:16.000 I'm sure there were people who identify with animals in weird ways, but they probably would not survive very well or they just grew up starting by wolves or something.

00:52:22.000 But now you have people who actually identify as cartoons, things that are not real.

00:52:25.000 Don't look at me.

00:52:27.000 But they begin to identify things in the real world as if they were cartoonish or should be...

00:52:32.000 You know, I just think, like, I saw this tweet about Mr.

00:52:36.000 Rogers, and it said, watch Mr.

00:52:38.000 Rogers and compare it to children's programming today, and that's exactly what I'm talking about.

00:52:41.000 I saw the same tweet.

00:52:42.000 Yeah, Mr.

00:52:43.000 Rogers is like, hello there, neighbor.

00:52:45.000 This is a train.

00:52:46.000 Trains carry people from one place to the next.

00:52:48.000 And it's like, he's a calm adult talking like an adult to kids.

00:52:52.000 Now you look at modern kids stuff on YouTube, and it's like...

00:52:56.000 I mean, that's not really for kids, but kids watch it.

00:52:59.000 But you had Elsagate. 0.95

00:53:01.000 Joker running around chasing a pregnant Elsa with a giant syringe and stamping her in the butt with him. 0.83

00:53:05.000 That's not exactly what it was. 0.76

00:53:06.000 Or, like, there's big fat guys who make weird noises and scream at the camera, and parents put their kids in front of it.

00:53:13.000 I'm like, these kids are going to grow up with severe mental disabilities because...

00:53:18.000 These kids...

00:53:19.000 Okay, do you guys remember that video where it's like the 1950s and the kids?

00:53:22.000 They're talking like this.

00:53:23.000 I quite find the politics of Lichtenstein a bit appalling when you bring it to tax policy.

00:53:28.000 And everyone's like, how are they sounding so smart?

00:53:30.000 The kid's like nine years old.

00:53:31.000 It's because they grew up surrounded by people who talked like that and they talked the way they were raised to talk.

00:53:36.000 Now kids are growing up watching weirdo cartoons and crackpot BS and with the modern...

00:53:42.000 This is why we got to go to the Department of Education.

00:53:43.000 Kids are being raised by other kids. 0.54

00:53:46.000 It's like...

00:53:47.000 You take two young people who have no idea how the world works, put them next to each other, and they're going to keep bouncing nonsense off each other and then developing crazy ideas. 0.98

00:53:56.000 That's what we're getting.

00:53:57.000 Yeah, and things have gotten progressively worse over time, right?

00:54:00.000 We went from teaching Latin and grammar school to remedial English in colleges and universities.

00:54:05.000 Yeah, I think the media is a big part of it.

00:54:05.000 I blame media.

00:54:07.000 I think another part of it is just the idea of mass education in general and not structuring it in a way that actually took into account the fact that different people have a different capacity for learning.

00:54:15.000 But that said, media is a large part of it.

00:54:18.000 Even just the medium itself, watching something as opposed to reading.

00:54:22.000 Obviously, reading something is something that requires a bit more discipline and it'll build brain power.

00:54:26.000 And we're all guilty of this, right?

00:54:28.000 It's just easier to watch something than it is to read it.

00:54:31.000 But the content of what people are watching.

00:54:33.000 You mentioned Mr.

00:54:34.000 Rogers.

00:54:35.000 He spoke to kids in a very grown-up way.

00:54:38.000 And then when I was a kid, we had, like, Teletubbies, which is just the most insane acid trip ever placed on television.

00:54:46.000 And it's for kids.

00:54:46.000 And they don't even speak.

00:54:47.000 They don't even speak.

00:54:48.000 They just say gibberish.

00:54:49.000 It's like, that's probably not good for a developing brain.

00:54:51.000 Yeah.

00:54:52.000 And there's a burning baby head flying through the sky.

00:54:55.000 It's a horrifying world.

00:54:59.000 There are people that believe that if you read to your children, you're giving your children an unfair advantage over kids that don't have parents that can read to them.

00:55:07.000 And yes, absolutely, you should read to your kids.

00:55:09.000 No, make your kid read to you.

00:55:11.000 Well, once they can, it makes sense.

00:55:13.000 But the point is, like, children should be...

00:55:16.000 Like, you should engage with your children as if they are small adults.

00:55:21.000 Not expect them to do things that adults do.

00:55:23.000 But you should talk to them slowly and clearly.

00:55:27.000 And you shouldn't do baby talk with them.

00:55:29.000 Like, you shouldn't do any of that stuff.

00:55:31.000 Because they're going to absorb what they hear.

00:55:35.000 So you want them to hear properly articulated English so that way they can absorb that and that will get them to the point or that will give them an advantage when it comes time to learn.

00:55:46.000 You can start teaching your children about letters when they're like two.

00:55:50.000 You don't have to be like, oh, you must know this, but you can start exposing them to things that they're going to need to know when they're a year and a half.

00:56:00.000 You don't have to wait until they're like four or five to be like, okay, well, now you're going to start learning because you're not going to need to know.

00:56:06.000 Don't give them an iPad.

00:56:09.000 Actually, I think the iPad's fine so long as you're playing like BBC Wildlife Earth or Quantum Physics or something.

00:56:19.000 The problem is parents put the iPad in front of the kids, press play on some random psychobabble nonsense where there's a dog going...

00:56:26.000 And then the kids just like...

00:56:28.000 I worked hard on that.

00:56:28.000 I worked really hard on that video.

00:56:30.000 And I don't appreciate you denigrating it.

00:56:32.000 But no, it's...

00:56:33.000 Sorry.

00:56:34.000 I totally interrupted.

00:56:35.000 What's Attenborough's first name?

00:56:37.000 David Attenborough?

00:56:37.000 David.

00:56:38.000 Okay, that's what I thought.

00:56:39.000 Like, if you're a kid, you want to be entertained, here's a video about frogs.

00:56:44.000 Like, play things that's actually...

00:56:44.000 Yeah.

00:56:46.000 You know, I still remember the Nintendo Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 password for level select.

00:56:53.000 And Ten Lives, it's B-A-B-A, up, down, B-A, left, right, B-A, start.

00:56:57.000 Play that on Nintendo, go find one, play Ninja Turtles 2, put that in at the start screen, and you'll get the level select.

00:57:02.000 Why do I know that?

00:57:03.000 Because you were a kid, you absorb it.

00:57:04.000 And it stays there.

00:57:04.000 I know.

00:57:05.000 And I'm just like, the things that kids are...

00:57:07.000 You're telling your kids, they will never forget.

00:57:09.000 And if it's not something they can consciously remember, it'll be the fabric of their being.

00:57:13.000 And it's extremely dark when you consider the fact that there are many things that we used to consider to be very inappropriate for children that we're now trying to expose children to.

00:57:22.000 So we try to slip sexual perversion into basically everything now.

00:57:26.000 There will be children's shows that show mastectomy scars as the result of sex change procedures that will have to show a character with two dads.

00:57:34.000 But then we won't expose kids to realities That we used to be comfortable exposing them to.

00:57:40.000 So if you watch children's films from the 80s or 70s or earlier, people die, right?

00:57:47.000 And there are scary situations.

00:57:49.000 We've done this strange thing where we've sanitized children's media to the point where there are no stakes and there isn't any real lesson to learn beyond be yourself and nothing unfortunate or terrible or permanently bad happens to the protagonist.

00:58:04.000 So no real message has any kind of impact.

00:58:06.000 but then we'll slip in a bunch of really disgusting perversion that children really shouldn't be exposed to.

00:58:12.000 Yeah.

00:58:14.000 Is that it?

00:58:19.000 We solved it.

00:58:20.000 Yeah, I solved it.

00:58:21.000 Well, no, I mean, but it's funny because we'll say, well, like a child is too innocent to see a film where something scary happens.

00:58:27.000 No, they aren't.

00:58:28.000 Kids get scared all the time.

00:58:29.000 Kids get scared all the time.

00:58:31.000 And it should be something that's embraced in the sense that you can package a moral lesson into a story that has frightening elements.

00:58:38.000 But what kids should not be exposed to are like mastectomy scars because of a sex change or this situation. 0.93

00:58:45.000 A sexual pervert identifies as a woman even though he's a man.

00:58:49.000 Those are things children should not be exposed to. 0.96

00:58:51.000 We got a story here from the Daily Wire.

00:58:54.000 New York City legalizes jaywalking period.

00:58:57.000 Okay, I'm going to stop and say, oh, it's about time everybody does it.

00:58:59.000 And then supporters complain laws against it had racial implications.

00:59:04.000 How?

00:59:05.000 So now we're at the period where if the law that exists is the right law, but for some reason it's disproportionately affecting one racial group, the law must be done away with.

00:59:16.000 So it's like, if one racial group commits a bunch of crimes, the law cannot be allowed to exist?

00:59:22.000 Can they say the same about daylight savings, so we can get rid of that, say that it has some racial implications, and maybe we can keep the time the same all year?

00:59:30.000 Yeah, but I think what they're trying to do with daylight savings is keep the daylight longer.

00:59:34.000 So it's like, they want the day to be longer, they don't want to go back.

00:59:40.000 So right now what I'm hearing is, because I think this weekend is daylight savings, right?

00:59:44.000 Yeah, people are like, no, no, we shouldn't do it.

00:59:44.000 Yes.

00:59:46.000 I'm like, no, no, we're going back to the normal time.

00:59:48.000 We are in daylight savings, okay?

00:59:50.000 If you get rid of it, it will instantly go back to being darker earlier.

00:59:54.000 And I always hated it because I'm like, just wake up early. 0.99

00:59:56.000 It's like the stupidest thing imaginable. 0.97

00:59:57.000 It's like, we need more daylight for the harvest. 1.00

00:59:59.000 Why not just wake up an hour early?

01:00:01.000 Yeah, there was that old joke.

01:00:01.000 What are you doing?

01:00:03.000 This was attributed in a meme to a wise Native American man, but people make things up, so who knows.

01:00:09.000 But the line was like, the Europeans think that they can make a quilt longer by cutting off of the bottom and then sewing it to the top, which is effectively what daylight savings time is.

01:00:21.000 That is indeed.

01:00:22.000 That is indeed.

01:00:22.000 Well, here's the story.

01:00:23.000 Despite the fact that roughly 200 people have been killed in New York City in the last five years while jaywalking, the city has now legalized jaywalking, outlawed since 1958, with supporters claiming the laws against jaywalking were racist.

01:00:33.000 The city council passed a bill last month permitting jaywalking.

01:00:37.000 Democratic Mayor Eric Adams never vetoed the bill, and it became law and will go into effect in roughly 120 days.

01:00:41.000 Prior to the law being abolished, a violation cost as much as $300.

01:00:46.000 Bro, everybody in New York jaywalks. 1.00

01:00:48.000 There is no circumstance where people aren't jaywalking in New York. 1.00

01:00:51.000 That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. 0.99

01:00:52.000 This law doesn't need to be racist to be gotten rid of. 1.00

01:00:55.000 But if this is the way they're going...

01:00:58.000 Quote, jaywalking is not genuinely associated with traffic safety and instead is often used as a pretext to stop black and brown individuals.

01:01:04.000 Actually, I think that's half true.

01:01:08.000 If you are in like Manhattan and you jaywalk, nobody stops you.

01:01:11.000 But in the black neighborhoods, cops will use jaywalking as a means for a stop and frisk. 0.97

01:01:17.000 And so that does happen.

01:01:18.000 That doesn't mean you make jaywalking legal.

01:01:21.000 It means you just enforce jaywalking laws.

01:01:23.000 Dude, I would crash out if I got a $300 fine for jaywalking.

01:01:27.000 It happens all the time in Missouri.

01:01:29.000 Yeah, for real.

01:01:30.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:31.000 I mean, I've done it all the time when I was in Chicago.

01:01:31.000 People get jaywalking.

01:01:34.000 So you would be a criminal.

01:01:36.000 I mean, if that makes me a criminal, so be it.

01:01:38.000 That's right.

01:01:40.000 Jaywalking.

01:01:40.000 Jaywalking criminal.

01:01:42.000 Shame on you.

01:01:43.000 It's part of a broader decriminalization of everything.

01:01:46.000 Joseph Borelli, the Republican minority leader in New York City Council, stated fellow GOP Councilwoman Vicki Palladino echoed that the move would promote chaos and make streets far more dangerous.

01:01:56.000 I actually agree with that, because now people are just going to be crossing randomly all over the place, all over Manhattan.

01:02:02.000 And that's actually going to be kind of messed up.

01:02:05.000 Maybe.

01:02:06.000 A hundred people just crossing it once.

01:02:06.000 No, I mean, listen.

01:02:08.000 This is another issue that I think people don't consider often enough.

01:02:12.000 They'll point to some law, and it'll be a law that actually makes sense.

01:02:16.000 I mean, for example, telling people not to cross the street in a busy city is probably a good policy.

01:02:22.000 But they'll say, well, a lot of people don't follow that law.

01:02:24.000 People jaywalk anyway.

01:02:26.000 For sure that's true.

01:02:27.000 But people are always going to fall below what the standards are, right?

01:02:32.000 We have to set standards anyway.

01:02:34.000 The reality is we're never going to set a standard and have everybody meet it.

01:02:37.000 We should still have those standards.

01:02:38.000 It's still probably better to have a rule that says, yeah, don't just cross the street when there's cars driving there.

01:02:46.000 Like, I don't know.

01:02:48.000 Any thoughts on that?

01:02:49.000 Well, does legalizing jaywalking mean that...

01:02:53.000 Whoever is jaywalking has the right of way automatically.

01:02:56.000 That's an interesting thing.

01:02:57.000 Pedestrians always have the right of way, right? 0.95

01:03:00.000 That's fucked up if that's the case. 0.70

01:03:02.000 I'm stoked because they're going to get self-driving cars soon. 0.98

01:03:05.000 They got them in Austin and San Fran.

01:03:07.000 Just imagine the chaos of everybody just walking.

01:03:10.000 Dude, have you seen how people treat the self-driving cars?

01:03:13.000 There's no one in it to affront so people don't care.

01:03:17.000 There was one homeless lady sitting on one and the car couldn't go anywhere and she's laughing because there's nobody in it!

01:03:22.000 No one's going to do anything.

01:03:23.000 No one's going to call the cops.

01:03:24.000 The car just doesn't move.

01:03:25.000 So people are going to be just walking around and the cars are going to be stuck.

01:03:30.000 This is how they're going to get rid of cars.

01:03:32.000 I imagine that it's always going to be the people have the right of way.

01:03:37.000 Because if a person steps...

01:03:39.000 You have to incentivize people to stop.

01:03:42.000 People that have cars to stop.

01:03:44.000 Because the car versus a human, the human's going to lose every time.

01:03:47.000 Should we look up the FBI crime stats to see what other laws are racist?

01:03:51.000 Yeah, well, they're all racist, right?

01:03:52.000 Any law that you write is racist.

01:03:54.000 The law is just inherently racist because this country is inherently racist.

01:03:58.000 And the stats are racist.

01:03:59.000 Whatever, yeah, and the stats are racist.

01:04:01.000 It's all racist.

01:04:02.000 Oh, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

01:04:03.000 Guys, guys, wait, stop. 1.00

01:04:04.000 Shut up. 0.99

01:04:05.000 Seamus, stop. 1.00

01:04:05.000 What? 1.00

01:04:06.000 Gun laws disproportionately affect black and brown people in New York, so we have to get rid of gun laws. 0.76

01:04:12.000 You know they're never going to fall for it. 0.62

01:04:14.000 They're never going to fall for that.

01:04:16.000 You know what you're doing and they do too.

01:04:18.000 It's true though. 0.96

01:04:19.000 In New York, the gun laws and Chicago disproportionately affect black and brown people, so that's racist.

01:04:26.000 And therefore the law must be abolished.

01:04:28.000 We have to let everyone have guns.

01:04:29.000 Well, we all know that this is just something they use as a tactic, right?

01:04:32.000 Well, that's racist, so we can't allow people to do it.

01:04:34.000 But again, they very selectively apply it. 0.99

01:04:36.000 Way more black babies are killed by abortion.

01:04:39.000 Margaret Sanger was openly racist, but they never decry abortion or Planned Parenthood as racist. 0.95

01:04:44.000 It just doesn't matter to them.

01:04:45.000 When they see an excuse to decrease stability and promote lawlessness, they will try to turn a law into a racial issue.

01:04:56.000 But the reality is it has nothing to do with race.

01:04:59.000 It's just all about tearing the system down.

01:05:00.000 Yeah.

01:05:01.000 I mean they'll say it's restorative justice or something like that.

01:05:03.000 And really what it is is an effort to disrupt the system that exists.

01:05:08.000 Listen, I can understand saying there aren't enough police, it's hard for us to enforce these laws, but the idea that what we need right now is to give more criminals a pass is so backwards.

01:05:21.000 So guys, look, I just pulled up the New York City government 2023 enforcement report.

01:05:26.000 I got some shocking news.

01:05:28.000 All law is racist.

01:05:29.000 All the laws are racist.

01:05:31.000 So what we have here says misdemeanor, criminal mischief, victim, suspect, arrestee, and ethnicity.

01:05:35.000 This is really interesting.

01:05:36.000 So American Indians are 0.8% of victims, 0.3% of suspects, but 0.4% of arrestees.

01:05:44.000 It's a very small number.

01:05:46.000 Asian Pacific Islander is 11.6% of victims, 5% of suspects, and 5.1% of arrestees.

01:05:53.000 Black New Yorkers are 38.9% of victims, 49.7% of suspects, and 43.1% of arrestees.

01:06:02.000 And then white is 20, 15, 17.

01:06:04.000 Hispanic is 28, 29, 34. 0.89

01:06:07.000 I think it's fair to say that the law itself must be abolished, all of it, because no matter what it is, it is disproportionately affecting black people. 0.51

01:06:15.000 You're noticing too much, Tim. 0.69

01:06:18.000 Stop noticing.

01:06:19.000 I mean, every law is racist.

01:06:23.000 Every law is racist, then.

01:06:24.000 The issue here is not that any one of these individuals is more likely to commit a crime.

01:06:28.000 It's that they're only suspects because the system is racist and the laws must be abolished.

01:06:32.000 And that's actually the argument that leftists are making in trying to get rid of prisons and police and all of that stuff.

01:06:36.000 Every single disparity is...

01:06:38.000 I'm for it now.

01:06:39.000 I'm for it.

01:06:40.000 You know what, man?

01:06:42.000 Defund the police, abolish the police, all that, and then there's no laws, and then the strong will survive.

01:06:49.000 I mean, that's just not the way it's going to work out, though.

01:06:52.000 What do you mean?

01:06:53.000 Well, because they'll still enforce...

01:06:55.000 Alright, you know what they're doing.

01:06:57.000 They're still going to enforce laws against people that are not...

01:06:59.000 No, no, abolish the police.

01:07:01.000 They won't do it.

01:07:02.000 They'll say they abolish the police, but then they'll send a social worker with a nightstick over to your house to beat you for defending yourself.

01:07:07.000 Who's going to stop me from having a gun?

01:07:09.000 A social worker.

01:07:10.000 Social worker?

01:07:11.000 With a gun.

01:07:12.000 A social worker with a gun will be like, yeah, I'll make the society work. 1.00

01:07:16.000 A social worker with a gun.

01:07:17.000 Yeah, a cop.

01:07:18.000 Yeah.

01:07:20.000 There you go.

01:07:21.000 I mean, we talk about this all the time.

01:07:22.000 It's anarcho-tyrity.

01:07:24.000 Right, so you have this guy who'd been arrested upwards of 30 times in one case for grabbing a child. 0.98

01:07:31.000 He's on the subway screaming in people's faces saying he's gonna kill them.

01:07:35.000 Daniel Penny steps in, saves everybody there, and now he's gonna be potentially kept off the street for the rest of his life, even though the guy who he had to restrain had 30-something arrests and was still out on the streets. 0.95

01:07:50.000 New York City is racist.

01:07:52.000 Is it? 0.98

01:07:53.000 Absolutely.

01:07:54.000 Look at this. 0.99

01:07:55.000 57% of suspects in murders are black. 0.99

01:07:59.000 That proves they're racist because there's substantially less black people than living in New York. 0.98

01:08:03.000 And 57% of the victims are black. 0.98

01:08:05.000 That proves that New York is racist. 0.96

01:08:06.000 There's no other explanation.

01:08:07.000 Including the mayor.

01:08:09.000 They gotta get rid of these laws. 0.99

01:08:11.000 You know, laws that say you need a driver's license and that...

01:08:16.000 They say that.

01:08:17.000 They say if you have a law that says you need a driver's license to vote, it's racist.

01:08:20.000 I know!

01:08:21.000 They literally already say that.

01:08:23.000 What do you mean?

01:08:23.000 I'm saying it right now.

01:08:24.000 I just gotta get rid of it all.

01:08:25.000 You know what?

01:08:27.000 And anybody can vote as many times as they want.

01:08:30.000 Just all laws.

01:08:32.000 Seamus, you can vote.

01:08:34.000 Seamus is in charge.

01:08:35.000 I did.

01:08:35.000 I already did.

01:08:36.000 Well, alright then.

01:08:37.000 Believe it or not, I voted, did you at home vote?

01:08:39.000 Young men watching.

01:08:40.000 You gotta go, did you?

01:08:42.000 Did you vote?

01:08:44.000 And then switch to Phil, because Seamus is pointing at Phil, and Phil says, yes, I did.

01:08:49.000 I did.

01:08:49.000 I voted last Monday.

01:08:51.000 This past Monday.

01:08:52.000 What do you think is next on the chopping block for laws they would get rid of in all seriousness?

01:08:56.000 Jaywalking?

01:08:56.000 I'm actually excited to see what happens in New York now that people are told outright that jaywalking is illegal.

01:09:00.000 Well, part of what they do with the most egregious offenses, they just try to redefine what the offense is.

01:09:08.000 So they didn't write a law saying weird perverts who get off on dressing as women are allowed to go in women's changing rooms.

01:09:15.000 They just redefined the terms and said, well, this is a trans woman and this trans woman should be able to go in the women's restroom. 1.00

01:09:24.000 So I think often it's not even a matter of repealing the law.

01:09:27.000 It's just about redefining things in a way that allows them to give people a pass on bad behavior.

01:09:31.000 And we see that, too, even with they're literally showing pornography to children in schools.

01:09:36.000 But it's not like they repealed the law that says you're not allowed to show pornography to children.

01:09:41.000 They just redefined something that was obviously porn and started calling it sex ed, even though it was rated as M.A. by Amazon.

01:09:49.000 and the author was creating it to indulge their fetish.

01:09:51.000 That's the whole reason that the left wants to control, like, definitions and stuff, is because if they can't change the law, they're completely happy with changing the words so the law means something different.

01:10:02.000 It means something else.

01:10:03.000 And that's one of the reasons why they want to have, you know, you hear people on the left constantly saying, oh, we have a living constitution.

01:10:11.000 It should be interpreted.

01:10:12.000 So that way they don't even have to change the laws.

01:10:14.000 They just have to say, well, we understand it differently today.

01:10:16.000 And it's one of the reasons why I will forever assert that the Constitution is not a living document.

01:10:22.000 It is dead, dead, dead.

01:10:24.000 The words mean what they say.

01:10:26.000 And if they don't mean what they say, then they don't mean anything at all.

01:10:30.000 And there's no point in having a Constitution.

01:10:32.000 I think a step above that, too, is not just like how they'll be changing the laws, but how they'll be choosing the lawmakers.

01:10:40.000 We're seeing efforts in state by state trying to move away and embrace ranked choice voting.

01:10:46.000 Yeah.

01:10:47.000 And that system in itself would radically change how people choose their elected officials.

01:10:54.000 And I think both the Democrat establishment and the Republican establishment are out against it, but seeing what it's done in other states is terrible.

01:11:05.000 If they can't get their way with changing the law itself, I think they're going to be changing the system of how we choose our lawmakers.

01:11:11.000 Yeah.

01:11:12.000 Let's jump to this story from the New York Times.

01:11:14.000 Look at this!

01:11:15.000 Ew, look at that guy in the middle.

01:11:16.000 Michael Knowles.

01:11:19.000 Is that who you're talking about?

01:11:20.000 No, I meant the guy next to him.

01:11:21.000 Oh, Rudy Giuliani.

01:11:22.000 Yeah.

01:11:22.000 No, no, no, no.

01:11:23.000 The other guy on the other side.

01:11:23.000 Michael Knowles is a very handsome man.

01:11:25.000 I've never heard of Michael Knowles.

01:11:26.000 That guy leaves me speechless.

01:11:27.000 It's me from Milwaukee.

01:11:29.000 And now you got Ben Shapiro over here.

01:11:31.000 It's Tucker on the bottom.

01:11:31.000 But look, they made me very prominent.

01:11:33.000 But Michael Knowles is the go-to guy.

01:11:35.000 They put him in the center.

01:11:36.000 I don't even think they mention him.

01:11:37.000 Can we read lips?

01:11:38.000 What is he saying?

01:11:39.000 He's saying you subscribe to Freedom Tunes.

01:11:42.000 They just released a very funny video today on Kamala's husband.

01:11:46.000 That's what he's saying.

01:11:47.000 So this is the infamous story that was coming out where everybody said that they were trying to censor prominent right-wing channels right before the election.

01:11:54.000 But the thing is, the article itself is nowhere near the front page.

01:12:01.000 It's in the technology section, and it was actually kind of hard to find.

01:12:04.000 So this is probably just some, like, young, new hire guy who was like, I got a story, and they're like, sure, whatever, dude, we don't care.

01:12:12.000 And then he ended up publishing just basically nothing.

01:12:14.000 Do you think they kind of buried it because, like, everybody, like Benny Johnson and Ben Shapiro and everyone was talking about it before the thing came out?

01:12:22.000 No, because they wouldn't have messaged everybody.

01:12:26.000 Like, by sending a message to literally everyone, it was like, the issue is that they failed.

01:12:32.000 The story, 30 conservative channels posted 286 videos containing election misinformation.

01:12:36.000 I post like 15 videos a day.

01:12:39.000 So out of 30 people, there's an average of around like 9 or so videos per person over the span of like 6 months where we're all posting like 8 to 10 videos per day.

01:12:50.000 They're basically saying you have 1 days out of 1 quarter where you may have made an error.

01:12:54.000 It's like, oh.

01:12:57.000 And the New York Times has never made an error.

01:12:59.000 Not once.

01:13:00.000 YouTube just responded like, none of these things break the rules.

01:13:03.000 If they break the rules, we'll take care of it.

01:13:04.000 But none of these things do.

01:13:05.000 Thank you and have a nice day.

01:13:06.000 Here's the funny thing.

01:13:07.000 When they mention me, they mention me and Benny Johnson and Tenet.

01:13:13.000 Nowhere in the article to say I said anything at all.

01:13:16.000 It just says that, you know, Benny Johnson – actually, this is really – this is factually incorrect.

01:13:21.000 This is fake news.

01:13:22.000 It says tenant paid popular pundits to create content.

01:13:25.000 That is factually incorrect.

01:13:28.000 First of all, if you want to get real technical, a production company was paid by tenant media for a licensing agreement.

01:13:33.000 There was never an exchange of money to me personally, but that's just picking hairs, right?

01:13:37.000 The reality is that I, my company, or any entity I own was paid by anyone to create content for anyone.

01:13:45.000 We already made the show.

01:13:46.000 They just wanted to redistribute it.

01:13:48.000 That's it.

01:13:49.000 But that being said, he then doesn't even mention me.

01:13:52.000 After that, he's just like, Mr.

01:13:53.000 Poole did not respond to a request for comment, and then nowhere else am I even mentioned in this.

01:13:57.000 So, fine, I guess.

01:13:59.000 What is this?

01:14:00.000 A correction was made.

01:14:01.000 An earlier version of this article misstated the number of videos that YouTube reviewed when asked for comment and whether they contained misinformation.

01:14:06.000 YouTube said it reviewed eight videos, which were identified by the New York Times and referenced in the article, not all of them, and found that those eight did not violate its community guidelines.

01:14:13.000 It did not comment on whether they contained misinformation.

01:14:16.000 Well, I got news for you, buddy.

01:14:17.000 You published fake news.

01:14:19.000 That is election misinformation during an election, and I think YouTube should ban you.

01:14:22.000 Yeah, I think YouTube should ban them.

01:14:24.000 Listen, I think that the New York Times is a horrible publication with a long history of being terrible, and that goes far, far, far beyond this.

01:14:31.000 But yeah, the Hole in the More is a great example.

01:14:33.000 I mean, but they have a history of denying these kinds of things.

01:14:35.000 They even get criticized for not properly covering the Holocaust back during the World War II era.

01:14:42.000 So, the Holodomor specifically, though, they had a foreign correspondence reporter with the USSR named Walter Durante, who, it literally came out, just made up basically everything that he said and everything that was published, because he was a communist who wanted to deny the fact that millions of Ukrainians were starved to death.

01:15:01.000 He won a Pulitzer.

01:15:02.000 He was a staple at the New York Times.

01:15:04.000 FDR decided to officially recognize the Soviet Union as a nation, in large part because of Durante's reporting.

01:15:14.000 This man who covered up the starvation, the death, the intentional murder of millions of Ukrainians by the communist government.

01:15:23.000 And I'm just going to be honest, I don't think the New York Times has gotten better since then.

01:15:27.000 I really do not think they've gotten better since then.

01:15:29.000 I disagree.

01:15:31.000 They've gotten much better at lying.

01:15:33.000 Oh yeah, fair enough.

01:15:34.000 They have gotten a lot better.

01:15:35.000 I would agree.

01:15:37.000 They've gotten better at lying.

01:15:40.000 I mean, they were looking to Media Matters for information on the people in this particular piece.

01:15:49.000 I mean, going to Media Matters, they literally exist to do hit pieces on people.

01:15:59.000 New York Times, you're posting fake news.

01:16:01.000 You've got to issue corrections.

01:16:03.000 And it's easily verifiable because if you just read the indictment, it literally says that we had a non-exclusive distribution license.

01:16:10.000 We were never paid to create anything.

01:16:11.000 So they just make things up.

01:16:13.000 I mean, and that's actually a very serious and egregious false statement.

01:16:18.000 Yeah.

01:16:19.000 Oh, man.

01:16:19.000 I don't know.

01:16:20.000 I might have to call my lawyer over here and see what's going on.

01:16:24.000 Let's see what we got here.

01:16:25.000 He's got a message.

01:16:26.000 Oh, we're suing Kamala Harris.

01:16:27.000 Well, listen, part of...

01:16:28.000 That's true.

01:16:29.000 You are.

01:16:29.000 I think the other thing is the New York Times is probably...

01:16:33.000 I mean, the New York Times is desperate to retain its relevance, and this has been a problem for...

01:16:37.000 For many years, long before any of us were on the scene commenting on these kinds of things, as soon as journalism started shifting towards the internet, people started publishing online, and print media was becoming less viable.

01:16:48.000 The New York Times has been very worried about how they're going to stay afloat.

01:16:52.000 I remember some years ago, I was in a media literacy class, and we watched this documentary on the New York Times, and I believe it was the chief manager there at the time was...

01:17:03.000 Yeah.

01:17:06.000 Print media wasn't out, and the New York Times was still fantastic.

01:17:09.000 And the answer that he gave to them is, you see all these popular stories online?

01:17:14.000 Well, I'll have you know that even though they got all these views in these different news websites that are purely digital, many of these stories were broken in traditional print media or on the New York Times.

01:17:22.000 And you just go, okay, you dingus, The whole point is they're moving away from traditional media and there's nothing you're doing right now that digital journalists or people publishing online can't do.

01:17:33.000 So they're trying to cling to relevance.

01:17:35.000 They're very upset because they're not just losing profitability, right?

01:17:39.000 They are losing control over a narrative.

01:17:41.000 They've had a tremendous amount of power for a very long time.

01:17:43.000 They abused that power horribly by covering up genocide and lying to the American people and supporting totalitarian regimes.

01:17:49.000 And it's crumbling down around them.

01:17:50.000 Couldn't happen to a nicer group of people.

01:17:52.000 The fact that they're trying to regain that That control over the narrative is probably the key piece to what they're doing here.

01:18:02.000 I mean, it's not just X, although X was kind of leading the charge.

01:18:07.000 But you see the reverberations of X being a platform where other voices are actually heard.

01:18:15.000 We mentioned the Washington Post and the Bezos...

01:18:22.000 Op-ed the other day, you see YouTube turning them down or saying, no, there's nothing that these groups haven't done anything wrong, so we're not going to do any kind of strikes or anything.

01:18:35.000 If this was five years ago, YouTube would have bowed as soon as they said, hey, do this, because the narrative was totally controlled.

01:18:42.000 There was...

01:18:44.000 Almost 100% controlled by the establishment.

01:18:48.000 I mean, you had the FBI lawyer, an FBI lawyer was leading the...

01:18:53.000 I forget what the desk was called, but he had a desk at Twitter.

01:18:58.000 I mean, there was no distinction between the federal government and the...

01:19:04.000 Essentially the tech companies and the media, it was all one, it was all part of the blob, you know, so the fact that Twitter has, or X has made it possible for dissenting voices to be heard without being, you know, just booted for having a dissenting voice, it means that other organizations and stuff are going to have started to fall away.

01:19:28.000 Yeah, well, and I think there's an additional piece here, which is that as of 2023, YouTube has a new CEO. So aside from this being an election year and them desperately wanting to remove conservative content because they don't want the vote to be swayed or just dissident content in general, it's possible they also want to send a message to the new CEO of YouTube.

01:19:45.000 Yes, we will try to get advertisers to boycott you.

01:19:47.000 We will make your platform look bad.

01:19:49.000 We will smear you if you allow dissidents to express opinions that the New York Times doesn't consider to be acceptable. 0.98

01:19:55.000 Yeah, when you start to understand that the New York Times is just a bulletin board, a blog for the deep state intelligence agencies, then it makes seeing through the bullshit like some of these articles way easier. 0.88

01:20:10.000 In fact, you should probably subscribe and watch all the people that are on that thumbnail. 0.67

01:20:15.000 Indeed.

01:20:15.000 They're good.

01:20:17.000 Good people.

01:20:18.000 That's right.

01:20:19.000 Let's take a look.

01:20:20.000 Listen, the New York Times trashing you is...

01:20:22.000 Yeah, maybe not Steve Deese, but everyone else.

01:20:24.000 New York Times trashing you is honestly...

01:20:26.000 You got Cash, you got Elijah, Knowles, Tucker, Ben, me.

01:20:31.000 Who's the guy on the top left?

01:20:33.000 Stinchfield.

01:20:34.000 Ah.

01:20:34.000 You got Cash.

01:20:35.000 And that's Steve Deese.

01:20:37.000 There you go.

01:20:39.000 But these aren't the 30 channels.

01:20:40.000 The interesting thing is, who are the other people that they reached out to?

01:20:44.000 They don't say.

01:20:46.000 Researchers found.

01:20:47.000 Yeah, and interesting that they couldn't name them in the article or wouldn't name them in the article.

01:20:51.000 Yeah.

01:20:52.000 Researchers, the people at Media Matters, they're calling researchers, they're literally just people that, you know, scour Twitter.

01:20:58.000 They're not researchers at all.

01:21:00.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:21:01.000 Bunch of white dudes for Harris.

01:21:02.000 Yeah, well, yeah.

01:21:04.000 Indeed.

01:21:05.000 That's probably all it is.

01:21:06.000 Yeah, so when the story broke, I was like, ah, who cares?

01:21:08.000 I hear stuff like this all the time.

01:21:11.000 So everyone was acting like it was going to be this big deal.

01:21:13.000 But I do have an update.

01:21:13.000 I do have some news for you guys.

01:21:15.000 Let me just check over here with my messages, and then we'll give you some breaking news.

01:21:21.000 One second.

01:21:22.000 Just some breaking news over here.

01:21:25.000 We have sued the Kamala Harris campaign, as most of you know.

01:21:28.000 If you would like to support our work, go to TimCast.com, click Join Us, Become a Member.

01:21:32.000 The Kamala Harris campaign has been served, I believe, actually some time ago.

01:21:36.000 Not that long ago.

01:21:38.000 And let me just make sure I can double-check my notes real quick again.

01:21:42.000 We are expecting a response December 15th, which is very, very likely.

01:21:48.000 This stuff takes a very, very long time, and it'll be interesting to see what happens.

01:21:52.000 I don't know what's going to happen.

01:21:54.000 I'm curious as to what happens if Donald Trump wins handily on the 5th and Harris just concedes.

01:21:59.000 I don't know.

01:22:00.000 But it's going to be another month and a half before we get any more updates.

01:22:05.000 I guess my understanding is that they requested...

01:22:08.000 The ability to reply by December.

01:22:11.000 I wonder what that means.

01:22:12.000 I don't know.

01:22:13.000 Interesting.

01:22:15.000 But yes, the lawsuit is moving forward as it does.

01:22:20.000 And these things often take years.

01:22:22.000 So we will see what happens. 0.97

01:22:24.000 Lawsuits take forever and it sucks. 0.91

01:22:26.000 Yep. 0.81

01:22:27.000 Indeed they do.

01:22:29.000 Can you give a recap on why you're suing them?

01:22:31.000 The Kamala Harris campaign took a post of me out of context and claimed that I was a Trump operative who supported Donald Trump having extra judicial authority to round up and execute Democrat voters.

01:22:44.000 They posted a clip.

01:22:45.000 Classic Tim, always saying those kinds of things.

01:22:47.000 Absolutely crazy. 0.68

01:22:48.000 Insane.

01:22:49.000 In the shows with Laura Loomer, I said that if there, just the full context is, if there are Democrats that have committed crimes, and we know some who have, they should be criminally charged.

01:23:00.000 There should be an investigation, evidence, criminal charges.

01:23:03.000 There's got to be real warrants.

01:23:04.000 There's got to be real evidence.

01:23:05.000 And then after the trial, if they're found guilty among a jury of their peers, then they will be sentenced.

01:23:12.000 Laura Loomer then said that the people who committed treason should get the death penalty.

01:23:17.000 Ending the show on that remark, we talked about in the extended after show that I don't believe any of these people actually committed treason, sedition perhaps.

01:23:25.000 But we're talking about like Joe Biden with documents.

01:23:28.000 It's not treason or sedition.

01:23:29.000 That's a document charge.

01:23:30.000 If they're going to charge Trump for it, they're going to charge Biden for it.

01:23:32.000 And so you need legitimate charges.

01:23:35.000 And I went on to say that I don't agree with the death penalty.

01:23:38.000 I believe that that death penalty is wrong.

01:23:39.000 I believe that the current law prescribes a death penalty and that if someone commits a crime under the current law, they should, under the law, receive what the law prescribes, though I don't agree with the law prescribes.

01:23:51.000 And for this, I have filed suit because they have made false claims about me.

01:23:54.000 It's actually absolutely insane.

01:23:56.000 And it's the basis for which why Sam Cedar will be here tomorrow.

01:23:59.000 Because he made a video where he opened it saying that I said something about people should get the death penalty if they commit crimes or whatever.

01:24:07.000 And it's an absurdity out of context.

01:24:10.000 And I'm just like, either this dude only gets his news from clips he hears, like a three-second clip.

01:24:16.000 I could be quoting someone who's going to claim I said it.

01:24:19.000 And that's the problem with a lot of the stuff.

01:24:20.000 They think it's true.

01:24:21.000 So upon seeing that, I said, okay, Sam, you can come on the show, and we'll talk about it.

01:24:25.000 It's going to be tomorrow morning.

01:24:26.000 And we will talk about it.

01:24:28.000 And then he can sit here, and I can say, here's exactly what I think.

01:24:31.000 Next question.

01:24:33.000 Here's exactly the issue.

01:24:34.000 And so it is not confusing, but if you read the actual lawsuit, you can see all of the details in our arguments, and we lay it all out.

01:24:41.000 And the Harris campaign knew what they were doing, I think.

01:24:45.000 I think they absolutely knew what they were doing.

01:24:47.000 So we'll see.

01:24:48.000 We'll see.

01:24:49.000 Well, I mean, they're so accustomed to just being able to lie about whatever they want.

01:24:52.000 This is why we just saw that ad a little while ago where people were saying, in seven days, I don't know if I'll be able to own a dog anymore.

01:24:59.000 Things that aren't even political issues that nobody's talking about.

01:25:01.000 They really feel like they feel entitled, firstly, to say that Donald Trump is the author or person who commissioned Project 2025.

01:25:10.000 And then, when he hasn't even read it and has nothing to do with it, and then they will make up all sorts of false allegations about what's in it.

01:25:17.000 So they've just gotten used to being able to flagrantly lie, and then eventually they tell direct lies about people and misrepresent things that they've said, and I really hope that you're able to take them to court and that they lose because they need to learn a lesson for this.

01:25:29.000 And the establishment is where you hear people complain the most about misinformation and disinformation, and yet they're every bit or more guilty of spreading falsehoods as any podcaster or anything.

01:25:46.000 Way more so.

01:25:47.000 Name a podcaster who lied us into a war.

01:25:49.000 Yeah, it's true.

01:25:51.000 Name a podcast that came out and said, we fortified an election.

01:25:55.000 Mm-hmm.

01:25:56.000 A podcast?

01:25:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:58.000 Name anyone in independent media who's done anything like that.

01:26:01.000 That said we fortified an election?

01:26:02.000 We fortified an election that went out and bragged about trying to change the results of an election.

01:26:06.000 Isn't that where Fortified came from?

01:26:09.000 What?

01:26:10.000 Leftist podcast?

01:26:11.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:26:12.000 What I'm saying is the New York Times, or I'm sorry, Time Magazine, traditional media, literally published an article saying that they went out of their way to have a shadow campaign to save the election.

01:26:23.000 Fortifying, was that an article or I thought that...

01:26:26.000 They said they ran a shadow campaign to fortify the election.

01:26:32.000 They were calling it fortification.

01:26:34.000 So they talk about misinformation that's spread by podcasts and new media, but they have told far more harmful and consequential lies than anyone in independent media.

01:26:44.000 Yep.

01:26:45.000 The problem, I mean, everyone, this is one of the most obvious things I've ever said, but the problem is the fact that there is new media.

01:26:51.000 Yeah, they were fortifying it.

01:26:53.000 Yeah.

01:26:54.000 There's new media that is, you know, countering the narrative that they want to spin.

01:26:59.000 And because of the internet podcast and social media, they no longer control the narrative the way they did.

01:27:07.000 So, I mean...

01:27:09.000 If Kamala is saying that Tim supported Project 2025, can we say that she's supporting Project Diddy?

01:27:17.000 There's a lot of weird stuff coming out about Kamala Harris probably being at one of these Diddy parties.

01:27:22.000 Well, hopefully what we learned from the lawsuit is that she was not allowed to say that about Tim and they lose in court.

01:27:27.000 So I wouldn't want to take her strategy.

01:27:30.000 I mean, it's wild.

01:27:31.000 But this country has fallen apart.

01:27:33.000 And so the sad reality, I think, for a lot of people, and a lot of people don't want to hear this, is the country may have already hit that point.

01:27:40.000 So understand it this way.

01:27:42.000 You're driving in a car on the side of a cliff.

01:27:45.000 You're going very fast.

01:27:46.000 You're sitting in your chair.

01:27:47.000 Everything seems fine.

01:27:49.000 At some point, that car flies off the cliff.

01:27:52.000 You might not notice right away.

01:27:54.000 You're just like sitting there on your phone not paying attention.

01:27:56.000 Eventually you start to feel weightlessness and you're like, whoa, whoa, what's going on?

01:27:59.000 Like, we better turn around.

01:28:01.000 At that point, you're already off the cliff.

01:28:03.000 The next stop is just the bottom.

01:28:05.000 So when I think about lawsuits, you know, when I talk to a lawyer and they say, which jurisdiction?

01:28:11.000 I'm like, hey, we're going to sue.

01:28:12.000 And they go, okay, which jurisdiction can we sue in?

01:28:14.000 Because if you sue in this jurisdiction, you lose.

01:28:16.000 If you sue in this one, you win.

01:28:17.000 I'm like, wait, wait, what?

01:28:18.000 I thought there was like a law.

01:28:19.000 Doesn't matter.

01:28:21.000 Was the judge appointed by a Democrat or Republican?

01:28:23.000 What does that matter?

01:28:24.000 Won't they listen?

01:28:24.000 No, they won't.

01:28:26.000 A Democrat judge is going to sign with Democrats and corporations. 0.99

01:28:28.000 A Republican judge will sign with Trump supporters.

01:28:30.000 That's it.

01:28:31.000 Thank you.

01:28:31.000 Have a nice day.

01:28:32.000 So it's like if you're going to sue and you and someone wronged you, like if someone in New York, for instance, I don't know, committed fraud, like copyright infringement or something against me, the likelihood that I'd be able to sue them if I went to New York, it's like zero.

01:28:50.000 They just win.

01:28:51.000 New York would be like, we don't know or care who you are.

01:28:54.000 He gets your stuff.

01:28:55.000 Is there a certain jurisdiction you're suing her in?

01:28:59.000 It's all in the paperwork.

01:29:00.000 You have to go read it.

01:29:01.000 It's federal, I think.

01:29:02.000 But being in West Virginia, we would sue in West Virginia.

01:29:06.000 And guess what?

01:29:07.000 West Virginia's got a lot of West Virginia judges.

01:29:10.000 So right now, did you guys hear Jimmy Kimmel saying, vote late?

01:29:14.000 Yep.

01:29:14.000 Yes, that's what he was, yep, yep.

01:29:16.000 Yeah, he actually went on his show and told Trump supporters to vote on the day that's after the election day, without clarifying that the joke was not to vote late, was to vote past, like when you can't vote, you literally can't vote.

01:29:27.000 So people are saying he should get charged, and I agree, a red state needs to go after him right now.

01:29:34.000 A meme, a guy shared a meme.

01:29:36.000 Douglas Mackey.

01:29:37.000 And went to jail over it.

01:29:38.000 Yep.

01:29:39.000 So there needs to be some red state DA who files charges and says this breaks the law.

01:29:43.000 I mean, yeah, Jimmy Kimmel has a huge show.

01:29:46.000 Yep.

01:29:46.000 I mean, and they put Douglas Mackey in jail.

01:29:49.000 Was his reach even that close to Jimmy Kimmel's?

01:29:52.000 Absolutely not.

01:29:52.000 Not even remotely close.

01:29:53.000 What if several thousand people show up at their voting location on Thursday or Friday, like Jimmy Kimmel said, and they're like, what do you mean I can't vote?

01:29:59.000 Jimmy Kimmel on his show said we could vote Thursday and Friday.

01:30:01.000 He said you were late doing it, but you could do it.

01:30:04.000 And they're going to be like, no, he lied.

01:30:06.000 This will be more evidence that there is a two-tiered justice system in the United States.

01:30:13.000 If you are a conservative or if you are not of the preferred political persuasion, the law applies to you differently.

01:30:21.000 And look, normally I would say it was ridiculous to even talk about going after somebody for a joke like this, but a Republican went to jail for it.

01:30:28.000 A guy literally went to jail for sharing a meme that made effectively the exact same joke.

01:30:34.000 They charged him with election interference.

01:30:36.000 Indeed they did.

01:30:37.000 If there was any justice, it wouldn't be Jimmy Kimball that was being tried.

01:30:37.000 Seven months in jail.

01:30:42.000 It would be the people that actually put the, what's his name, Douglas.

01:30:46.000 Yes, seriously.

01:30:47.000 They would be tried and put in jail, and they would...

01:30:50.000 There would be repercussions for that kind of violation of his rights.

01:30:55.000 Yep.

01:30:56.000 That's the whole idea.

01:30:56.000 Yep.

01:30:57.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:30:58.000 It's a two-tier system.

01:31:00.000 And I don't know that there's anything that we can do to actually restore...

01:31:07.000 You know, Douglas Mackey's, I mean, he was in jail for how long?

01:31:10.000 Seven months, was it?

01:31:12.000 But that's not the worst part of it.

01:31:15.000 The worst part of it is the efforts to chill free speech, to chill people that would criticize the government.

01:31:22.000 There's a lot of people that would be more critical of the government if it wasn't for the fact that they're afraid of what the government will do.

01:31:27.000 Isn't this wild?

01:31:28.000 In the Time magazine article about the shadow campaign, their words, there's a photo of Trump supporters looking through the windows and them covering it so they can't see inside, which makes literally no sense.

01:31:38.000 And it says Trump supporters seek to disrupt the vote count.

01:31:41.000 It's like, bro, they're looking through clear windows.

01:31:43.000 Is this quantum physics?

01:31:45.000 Does observing it change the outcome?

01:31:47.000 Yes.

01:31:48.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:31:48.000 That's crazy.

01:31:50.000 Schrodinger's vote?

01:31:51.000 So what I'm hearing now is that people are saying the Republicans are on top of things.

01:31:56.000 Since then, Republicans have been filing lawsuits and been engaging in, you know, counter lawfare and things like that.

01:32:01.000 Yeah, the Supreme Court sided with Virginia.

01:32:03.000 Did you see that?

01:32:04.000 Yeah, to remove non-citizens. 1.00

01:32:05.000 It's crazy because lefties, you'd imagine, would have the sense to say it's going to be really bad optics if we complain about illegals and non-citizens being removed from voter rolls. 0.51

01:32:17.000 But they're still doing it.

01:32:18.000 They're going, what's election interference to remove an illegal immigrant from voter rolls?

01:32:22.000 But also they don't vote.

01:32:24.000 But it's election interference to stop them from voting. 0.89

01:32:26.000 They're constantly saying what it is, it's to get rid of people that are actually legally allowed to vote, which is just ridiculous.

01:32:35.000 This law in Virginia, it was a Democrat was in office when it was put into effect, and the last time that they used it to clean up the voter rolls, it was a Democrat that was in the governor's office.

01:32:50.000 So it's all just a narrative that they're trying to spin about conservatives.

01:32:55.000 It has nothing to do with the reality of the situation, which is typical, but that's the situation that's going on now in Virginia.

01:33:05.000 Yeah, no.

01:33:06.000 Well, look, I mean, I'm glad we're on top of it.

01:33:08.000 Let's hope we're on top of it enough.

01:33:10.000 We're not going to know until after the election.

01:33:11.000 If we see all sorts of abnormalities that people didn't catch beforehand, it would be very disheartening.

01:33:15.000 What do you think is going to happen?

01:33:17.000 You work in government, right?

01:33:17.000 What do you think?

01:33:18.000 It is so close.

01:33:20.000 Is it really close, or is that just what the polls are saying?

01:33:23.000 I don't know.

01:33:25.000 Intuitively, I think it's close.

01:33:26.000 I think it's close.

01:33:27.000 Every single vote is the deciding vote.

01:33:31.000 People are going to sit there and be like, my vote doesn't matter, and it's going to be like Kamala one by one.

01:33:34.000 Boys get out and vote.

01:33:34.000 That's true.

01:33:35.000 Men are not voting as much as they need to. 0.90

01:33:38.000 Men need to get out and vote if Trump's going to win.

01:33:40.000 We really do.

01:33:40.000 Men have not been turning out in large enough numbers.

01:33:42.000 Of the few posters, Dave Wasserman on Twitter, I think in the past, from 2016 to now, his tweets that were previewing Election Day a few days before the election, 2016 he said it was leaning Trump, 2020 he said it was leaning Biden.

01:34:01.000 I think he just put out a tweet, quote, tweeting those same tweets and said it's going to be close.

01:34:06.000 He doesn't know either way.

01:34:07.000 Yeah.

01:34:07.000 Really?

01:34:08.000 Wow.

01:34:09.000 I mean, the vibe check is Trump.

01:34:12.000 Yeah, listen, I think I'm definitely leaning Trump, but you never know what's going to happen.

01:34:16.000 You really never know what's going to happen.

01:34:17.000 And a Kasparian is defending Trump.

01:34:20.000 Well, that's because Anna Kasparian's a woman and women vote, apparently, but men don't. 1.00

01:34:23.000 Boys gotta get out there.

01:34:24.000 Gotta vote.

01:34:25.000 Yeah, well, Seamus, guess what other group doesn't vote?

01:34:27.000 Who?

01:34:27.000 Catholics.

01:34:28.000 Well, unfortunately, when Catholics do vote, they vote for people who are in favor of things that are totally in opposition to church teaching. 0.95

01:34:35.000 It's crazy.

01:34:36.000 Catholics for Trump right here.

01:34:38.000 We need to get our evangelicals, our Protestants. 0.98

01:34:40.000 Christians are not voting. 0.99

01:34:42.000 Trump is far from...

01:34:43.000 Listen, Trump, there's definitely flaws with his candidacy.

01:34:46.000 There's problems with it from a Christian perspective.

01:34:48.000 But without question, Harris's is worse.

01:34:51.000 Kamala Harris's platform is infinitely worse than Donald Trump's. 0.65

01:34:55.000 And it's not even close.

01:34:56.000 It's not even remotely close.

01:34:59.000 That's crazy, man.

01:35:00.000 There's a funny story that Congressman Gates told me.

01:35:04.000 And he says it sometimes on the campaign trail.

01:35:06.000 I think he was in Iowa or New Hampshire when it was in the very early primary days when Nikki Haley and DeSantis were still in the race.

01:35:15.000 And he went to a coffee shop and there was a waitress there who recognized Matt Gates and was like, She was so hyped and she was like, Matt, can I take a photo with you?

01:35:27.000 Obviously he said yes.

01:35:28.000 And she was like, man, my boyfriend's going to be so jealous that he wasn't working today.

01:35:35.000 And Matt said he was like, or I'm sorry, when she was initially asking for the photo, she was like, He was like, I will take a photo with you if you get your boyfriend out to come vote for Trump.

01:35:46.000 And she tells Matt Gaetz, she's like, not only am I going to get my boyfriend out to vote for Donald Trump, I'm going to get all of my ex-boyfriends to come out and vote for Donald Trump.

01:35:55.000 So it's very important this election.

01:35:57.000 You should also go not just to your best friends, but to your exes and your family and everyone.

01:36:03.000 Get them all out to vote.

01:36:04.000 Hold on.

01:36:04.000 It depends on who your ex is and why you broke up.

01:36:06.000 No, no, no.

01:36:08.000 It's too important.

01:36:08.000 No, no, no.

01:36:09.000 Because you might tell her, like, listen, you've got to vote for Trump.

01:36:11.000 And she's like, well, then I'm voting for Harris.

01:36:12.000 Then I am voting for Harris.

01:36:14.000 It really does depend.

01:36:16.000 Because what you do is, if you have, like, a former, an ex who really hates you, you text her and being like, I bet you're one of those Trumpsters.

01:36:22.000 Well, I'm voting Harris so we can stop people like you.

01:36:24.000 And she'll be like, I'm voting for Trump.

01:36:25.000 And strategically look at your past.

01:36:28.000 Alright, everybody!

01:36:30.000 Smash the like button, share the show with everyone you know.

01:36:33.000 Leave us a good review on the audio podcasts.

01:36:35.000 It would be hilarious if every review on the iTunes review was like, this is the greatest show everyone agrees, at least that's what I've been told.

01:36:42.000 And then go to TimCast.com, click join us, become a member, that members only show is going to come up, and Seamus promised to say something naughty.

01:36:48.000 Wait, what?

01:36:49.000 Yeah, he was like, I'm going to say bad words.

01:36:51.000 No, I didn't.

01:36:51.000 He did, yeah.

01:36:52.000 No?

01:36:53.000 Very bad words.

01:36:54.000 Maybe.

01:36:54.000 All right.

01:36:55.000 Well, you talked to me.

01:36:55.000 See, I didn't have to show.

01:36:57.000 Maybe.

01:36:58.000 And then I've got a naughty joke to share with you guys.

01:37:01.000 I'm not allowed to share it on YouTube, but I can share it on the members only.

01:37:05.000 How bad is it?

01:37:07.000 It's not bad at all.

01:37:07.000 The one you've told me before?

01:37:09.000 No, it's not bad at all.

01:37:10.000 It's just, it's like, it's going to trigger the left quite a bit.

01:37:14.000 And it's going to reshape culture in a way that's going to make the left very angry.

01:37:17.000 I hope they don't watch.

01:37:18.000 But, you know, we'll save it, we'll save it, and I'll tell you on the members only.

01:37:22.000 And it's actually, I think it's actually pretty fun.

01:37:24.000 So, but what were your Super Chats first?

01:37:26.000 Polly Pure Races, am I first? 1.00

01:37:27.000 You are!

01:37:28.000 Polly, you've done it!

01:37:29.000 You are first!

01:37:30.000 Congratulations.

01:37:32.000 Jason Dixon says, first, I win.

01:37:34.000 And then he says, nope.

01:37:37.000 Indeed, not sir.

01:37:39.000 YouTube just crashed. 0.99

01:37:40.000 He says, damn it, second, third. 0.99

01:37:44.000 Alright. 0.98

01:37:45.000 The Clayway says, Tim, you think Rogan Vance interview was better than Trump's?

01:37:48.000 Trump's gonna go, you did good, but I had more views.

01:37:52.000 I do think, I only saw the first 15 minutes, and it's way better.

01:37:56.000 It's just way better.

01:37:57.000 The Trump interview is interesting to see Trump, but the J.D. Vance one's genuinely like, I'm in the first 15 minutes, and I was like, wow, I need to watch this.

01:38:05.000 I want to know the joke that his kid told Trump.

01:38:07.000 I know.

01:38:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:38:09.000 So he said, like, when he got the call, oh, this is such a good story.

01:38:12.000 He was like, yeah, so I got a call from Trump.

01:38:14.000 He asked me to be his VP. And Rogan's like, oh, is that how it went?

01:38:16.000 And then JD's like, well, no, actually, I missed the call.

01:38:19.000 Like, it's a bit more of that.

01:38:21.000 And then I get a call from a staffer saying, you just missed a very important call.

01:38:23.000 So he went straight to voice me.

01:38:25.000 I was like, I called the president.

01:38:26.000 And Trump goes, I'm sorry, JD, you missed a very important call.

01:38:29.000 I'm going to have to pick somebody else.

01:38:31.000 Trump's a funny guy.

01:38:32.000 Yeah.

01:38:32.000 And then Trump heard his seven-year-old son talking, and he's like, who's that?

01:38:36.000 He's like, it's my son.

01:38:37.000 He's like, put him on the phone.

01:38:38.000 And then he gives the phone to his kid, and then Trump reads the statement to the kid instead.

01:38:42.000 Very good.

01:38:42.000 He says, what do you think?

01:38:43.000 The kid's like, it's all right.

01:38:44.000 Yeah.

01:38:45.000 The Trump interview was great.

01:38:46.000 It was cool to see these two dynamic guys finally in the same room together, but I feel like I learned a lot more about J.D. Vance in this new interview.

01:38:55.000 I feel like I really didn't know him that well beforehand, but you really do get to learn a lot about J.D. in this interview.

01:39:01.000 I haven't seen the full J.D. Vance, did you watch it?

01:39:04.000 I watched the majority of it.

01:39:05.000 Did he really say that Emily in Paris is a masterpiece?

01:39:09.000 He did. 0.97

01:39:10.000 He first called it a dumb thing. 0.99

01:39:12.000 He was like, I was looking for something stupid to watch on Netflix, and he was like, wait, wait, wait, let me go back. 0.99

01:39:17.000 Emily in Paris is a masterpiece. 0.97

01:39:20.000 And the women loved it on X. Oh, really?

01:39:23.000 But was he, like, saying that jokingly because he didn't want to offend him?

01:39:25.000 It sounded like he liked the show.

01:39:27.000 As far as I can tell.

01:39:29.000 My understanding is that Emily in Paris is just, like, the fictional version of Married to Strangers.

01:39:33.000 Like, you know women love that show, Married to Strangers? 0.93

01:39:35.000 I've never watched it.

01:39:36.000 You know, there's, like, a bunch of different versions of it where, like, just women marry strangers.

01:39:41.000 Bad idea.

01:39:42.000 Women love that. 1.00

01:39:43.000 Bad idea.

01:39:44.000 Don't do that.

01:39:44.000 What they do, they love that show.

01:39:46.000 And then Emily in Paris is basically the same thing, but, like, a fictional version.

01:39:49.000 You know, to be fair, I've never married a stranger.

01:39:51.000 How could I tell people it's a bad idea?

01:39:53.000 Who knows?

01:39:53.000 Maybe it's good.

01:39:54.000 I've never done it, you know?

01:39:56.000 I've never actually done it.

01:39:56.000 What is Emily in Paris about?

01:39:59.000 Is it like Fifty Shades of Grey?

01:40:02.000 Oh my gosh, I have no idea.

01:40:04.000 Women loved that book. 0.99

01:40:05.000 Well, some of them did, for sure. 0.79

01:40:06.000 I mean, it's literally just pornography.

01:40:08.000 Yeah, but it was written word, you know?

01:40:09.000 It was written word, so I guess it doesn't count.

01:40:12.000 Still counts.

01:40:13.000 Don't read it.

01:40:14.000 Didn't they do like a bunch of movies or something?

01:40:16.000 I'm pretty sure they did a film. 0.62

01:40:18.000 So again, also, that's literally just porn.

01:40:20.000 Did you know that it was originally Twilight fan fiction?

01:40:23.000 That's right.

01:40:24.000 I did know that.

01:40:25.000 It was about Ella and...

01:40:27.000 What's the guy's name?

01:40:29.000 Edward Cullen.

01:40:30.000 You know what?

01:40:31.000 Here's the thing. 0.99

01:40:31.000 We need to start calling women perverts more often. 0.99

01:40:35.000 If you write a Twilight fan fiction that is so gross that it ends up... 1.00

01:40:41.000 Turning into a BDSM porn novel, you're a pervert. 1.00

01:40:46.000 You're a pervert. 1.00

01:40:47.000 Erotica. 1.00

01:40:48.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:40:49.000 We call it a fancier word, so now it's not gross. 0.76

01:40:52.000 It's porn. 0.51

01:40:53.000 This woman wrote a best-selling book. 0.98

01:40:58.000 I don't even want to call it a porn book.

01:40:59.000 I guess it is a book. 0.99

01:41:00.000 She wrote porn. 1.00

01:41:01.000 She made a lot of money writing it. 1.00

01:41:02.000 She's a perv. 1.00

01:41:03.000 People are into it. 1.00

01:41:04.000 They're pervs. 0.99

01:41:05.000 I love reading those jokes on Twitter where it's like, you know, men are gooners. 1.00

01:41:09.000 Oh my god. 0.86

01:41:10.000 But women are reading erotica, so what does that make that look? 1.00

01:41:13.000 That's super gross. 0.99

01:41:14.000 It's super gross. 0.55

01:41:18.000 Alright, right on. 0.56

01:41:34.000 Shout out.

01:41:34.000 out.

01:41:34.000 I don't have the link, but good luck, sir.

01:41:36.000 Francken Kug says, congratulations on the baby.

01:41:42.000 Interested to hear your perspective one or two years post-baby.

01:41:45.000 My kids changed mine.

01:41:47.000 It's only right that you super chat in from the delivery room.

01:41:54.000 I don't know about that.

01:41:54.000 I mean, I might have to, but we'll see.

01:41:56.000 We'll see.

01:41:57.000 I already have, it will be interesting to see how my thoughts and opinions change, but I've already got great plans for my chess-playing poker champion ninja daughter, so we're going to be great, and then in 20 years she'll look back at these videos.

01:42:12.000 Here's the weirdest thing.

01:42:14.000 Okay, this is not true for most people, but my kid is going to be able to watch every effing day of my thoughts.

01:42:22.000 That's like a weird thing.

01:42:23.000 And it's kind of a crazy thing that that record will exist.

01:42:26.000 It's going to be like, I'll be saying to her, I'll be like, if you want to know what I was thinking, like what happened in 2019 with Trump, like there's literally 300 videos you can watch every day tracking the news and my thoughts on the matter.

01:42:37.000 I hope she doesn't find that.

01:42:38.000 And my weight fluctuations.

01:42:40.000 I hope she doesn't find that video where you're like, if I have a daughter, I'll be so mad.

01:42:44.000 My child better be a boy!

01:42:47.000 Oh, I hope not.

01:42:49.000 Someone in the chat says that they bet I have moobs.

01:42:52.000 Oh, man.

01:42:53.000 Moobs? 0.94

01:42:54.000 Moobs. 0.96

01:42:55.000 Do I give up that impression? 1.00

01:42:56.000 That I am overweight to the point of having man boobs. 0.98

01:43:00.000 That's what I was just accused of in chat. 0.99

01:43:01.000 Can you believe it?

01:43:02.000 This internet needs to be regulated.

01:43:04.000 There are people in chat suggesting that I have moobs.

01:43:07.000 You have the silicon muscle suit.

01:43:08.000 You should wear that. 0.90

01:43:10.000 You will sweat your ass off. 0.96

01:43:11.000 They just like to insult. 0.94

01:43:12.000 I should do that.

01:43:12.000 They just like to insult.

01:43:13.000 And then for Cass Castle, we got the big fake boobs. 1.00

01:43:16.000 And someone bought a pregnancy belly for some reason. 1.00

01:43:20.000 Someone on a pregnancy belly? 0.99

01:43:21.000 Yeah, it's just sitting on a chair at the castle.

01:43:23.000 I don't know why.

01:43:24.000 It's because men need to develop some kind of empathy for what women go through, Tim.

01:43:28.000 Sure.

01:43:28.000 Wear the pregnancy belly.

01:43:31.000 Let's go grab it.

01:43:33.000 Just see what it's like.

01:43:34.000 Grab it on the way to Nashville and then we'll have you on the show and...

01:43:37.000 And then I'll be able to say I understand women. 1.00

01:43:39.000 Whenever a woman talks about being pregnant, I'll be like, I know. 1.00

01:43:42.000 I've been there.

01:43:43.000 I understand.

01:43:44.000 Me and my moobs in my pregnancy belly.

01:43:46.000 I get it.

01:43:48.000 To Be Better says, check out the To Be Better podcast.

01:43:50.000 Curious if this will get read live.

01:43:52.000 LOL. It sure did, buddy.

01:43:55.000 A hundred dollars, well spent.

01:43:56.000 Appreciate the super chat.

01:43:57.000 There you go.

01:43:58.000 I always tell people, like, probably one of the most effective ways to get an ad read is not necessarily just buying a sponsor spot, but crossing your fingers that you do a big super chat, and then we get to it.

01:44:07.000 I can't read everybody's, you know?

01:44:09.000 All right, Freddy says, vote for the boys!

01:44:12.000 Grabs American flag and swords and runs to the door, screaming.

01:44:15.000 The boys.

01:44:16.000 Boys, boys, boys.

01:44:17.000 Boys, boys, boys.

01:44:19.000 Yeah, Ryan Long's a funny guy.

01:44:21.000 He's hilarious.

01:44:21.000 It's always great to have him on.

01:44:23.000 Beavis McLean says, fact check.

01:44:24.000 CNN is okay with their contributors eating human brains, but they're not okay.

01:44:27.000 But they are not okay with their contributors making dark humor jokes.

01:44:32.000 But, yeah.

01:44:33.000 Yeah, Reza Aslan ate human brain. 0.57

01:44:35.000 Isn't that crazy? 0.94

01:44:36.000 It's nuts.

01:44:37.000 They were trying to be edgy, you know? 0.96

01:44:39.000 And he wanted to punch the MAGA kid.

01:44:43.000 Yeah. 0.60

01:44:43.000 The MAGA hat. 0.60

01:44:44.000 But the story was that this is back during the Vice era where Vice was doing all these edgy shows and CNN was trying to do it.

01:44:51.000 Everybody wanted to do it.

01:44:52.000 They're like, how do we make these fun, exciting travel adventures like Vice is doing?

01:44:55.000 They're getting so many views.

01:44:56.000 And they still don't get it.

01:44:58.000 So they had Reza Aslan go and meet with these, like, this sect of Hindu cannibals. 1.00

01:45:03.000 And then they were like, eat the brain. 0.79

01:45:05.000 And he was like, I don't want it.

01:45:06.000 And they were like, eat it!

01:45:07.000 And he was like, eh!

01:45:07.000 They didn't say it in English, of course, but then he ate the brain.

01:45:09.000 But this is also... 0.97

01:45:10.000 He's a cannibal. 0.63

01:45:11.000 Yeah, I mean, this is another great example of how depraved traditional media is. 0.85

01:45:16.000 Because...

01:45:17.000 Or as wild as YouTubers and TikTokers have gotten in terms of doing insane things to get views, like, they're not eating human flesh.

01:45:28.000 That's crazy, dude.

01:45:29.000 I think he went nuts from it. 0.54

01:45:30.000 I think he went nuts from it.

01:45:33.000 Because he was like, before this era, he was considered like a stoic scholar, like a religious scholar who would calmly discuss these things. 0.92

01:45:41.000 Now he's like foaming at the mouth fervent, trying to punch little kids. 0.99

01:45:45.000 Well, if you eat someone's brain, you get their mental illness. 0.98

01:45:48.000 Or you get prion disease, or you get encephalopathy.

01:45:52.000 What is it called?

01:45:52.000 Yeah.

01:45:53.000 Remember in Book of Eli?

01:45:55.000 How much does it take?

01:45:56.000 You ever see Book of Eli?

01:45:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:45:57.000 And they're like, hold your hands up, and he's got to hold it.

01:45:59.000 And if you're shaking, they're like, be a cannibal.

01:46:01.000 How much does it take in order for that to happen?

01:46:04.000 Can that happen just from one bite?

01:46:06.000 Because Joe Biden bit a baby.

01:46:07.000 Whoa.

01:46:08.000 So maybe he's got help.

01:46:09.000 But seriously, how much does a person have to eat?

01:46:12.000 Well, I don't know exactly what causes the shakes, how that happens.

01:46:15.000 But, you know, like mad cow disease, like the cows eating other cows.

01:46:18.000 Yep.

01:46:19.000 And then it's like a prion disease where the proteins fold and then cause a breakdown and then you just die.

01:46:24.000 Duh.

01:46:24.000 That's crazy.

01:46:25.000 Gross. 0.94

01:46:26.000 That's crazy, man. 0.98

01:46:27.000 It's terrifying.

01:46:29.000 All right.

01:46:29.000 Freddy says, someone please make the meme of Mel Gibson's William Wallace instead of screaming freedom.

01:46:34.000 It says, go vote.

01:46:36.000 Just saying.

01:46:37.000 I mean, yes.

01:46:38.000 Get out and vote.

01:46:39.000 Just Cause I'm Free says, remember, remember the 5th of November.

01:46:41.000 If you seek as I seek, if you feel as I feel, then it's not about winning or losing.

01:46:46.000 It's about making your voice heard.

01:46:47.000 I was so excited that the election day fell on November 5th because I said that in one of my videos the other day.

01:46:52.000 Because you know the line.

01:46:53.000 Yep.

01:46:54.000 If you see as I see, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to join me.

01:46:59.000 Not at Parliament, at your voting booth.

01:47:01.000 November 5th.

01:47:02.000 Then vote for Donald Trump.

01:47:04.000 You have to get out and vote.

01:47:06.000 You should...

01:47:09.000 There's some dude sitting in his basement eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew and being like, who cares?

01:47:13.000 I don't need to vote.

01:47:13.000 Oh god.

01:47:15.000 I mean, we've been saying it for the past couple weeks at the very least.

01:47:19.000 It's it cannot like it cannot be overstated how important it is for you to go out and vote because women have the propensity to vote more than men.

01:47:28.000 And it is more likely that women are going to vote for Kamala Harris. 1.00

01:47:31.000 That is that is probably going to be the deciding factor.

01:47:35.000 It's going to is the deciding factor will likely be if men get out and vote. 0.64

01:47:40.000 If men go out and vote, Donald Trump will likely win.

01:47:44.000 If men stay home and they don't get out and vote and they can't be bothered, then Kamala Harris will likely win. 1.00

01:47:48.000 And if Kamala Harris wins, that will be a terrible, terrible four years.

01:47:53.000 And it possibly could be the end of, like, we could end up in a one-party system like California.

01:47:59.000 RT says, did I get too political?

01:48:01.000 My bad.

01:48:01.000 I just don't want a girl in a well to crawl through my TV in seven days.

01:48:08.000 That's actually hilarious.

01:48:11.000 You should make this, bro.

01:48:13.000 Just a bunch of insane, like, oh, am I getting too political?

01:48:16.000 No, honestly.

01:48:17.000 It's all just movie references.

01:48:18.000 I just don't want to go to sleep and have a guy with knives for fingers kill me in my dreams.

01:48:24.000 It's fitting for him.

01:48:25.000 What was that movie where the ghost was just like...

01:48:28.000 The Grudge.

01:48:29.000 Oh, yeah.

01:48:30.000 That terrified me, dude.

01:48:31.000 I saw that when I was in fourth grade, and it horrified me so badly.

01:48:36.000 That terrified me.

01:48:37.000 Yeah, I mean, listen, I was 10, okay?

01:48:39.000 Yeah, I've not seen a real scary movie in a long time.

01:48:42.000 The Innkeepers, is that the movie?

01:48:44.000 Is that a movie?

01:48:45.000 I could be wrong.

01:48:46.000 No, we watched a really scary movie two weeks ago.

01:48:49.000 Do you remember?

01:48:51.000 For sale.

01:48:53.000 There's a movie, I think it's called The Innkeepers, I Could Be Wrong, where it's about this inn is closing down, and then...

01:49:00.000 It's actually really good.

01:49:01.000 It's, like, from 2012, and it was, like, an indie film.

01:49:04.000 And I don't know if that's what the movie is called, but, you know, I don't know.

01:49:07.000 Maybe you check that one out.

01:49:08.000 I mentioned this before, and I think someone gave me that name.

01:49:10.000 But that was pretty good.

01:49:12.000 I wouldn't say it was, like, overtly scary, but I thought it was pretty good in that it's, like...

01:49:16.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:49:17.000 Because most scary movies, like, they're zombies, they're coming.

01:49:19.000 Nothing scary about zombies, dude.

01:49:21.000 No.

01:49:21.000 It's just general conflict.

01:49:23.000 Well, my thing is, it's just, like...

01:49:26.000 When it comes to horror, I feel the same way about horror as I do comedy in a sense.

01:49:30.000 If your punchline is bodily fluids, you haven't written something good.

01:49:34.000 When a guy got stabbed and there was blood everywhere.

01:49:37.000 That's not scary, man.

01:49:39.000 It's just gross.

01:49:40.000 I'm going to write you a horror movie, Seamus.

01:49:43.000 It's about a mom and her son, and they move to a new town, and the house is a...

01:49:49.000 Oh, man.

01:49:51.000 Let's make it.

01:49:52.000 That's every single horror movie right now.

01:49:54.000 I know, I know.

01:49:55.000 Well, and that's why there's certain shows and movies that we still cherish.

01:50:00.000 Like, people are still really into the Twilight Zone.

01:50:02.000 And in part, it's because it wasn't relying on cheap jump scares or horror.

01:50:06.000 Or, I'm sorry, or...

01:50:08.000 Cheap jump scares or gore, it was really just trying to create a frightening scenario.

01:50:13.000 To be fair, a lot of Twilight Zone stuff, it can kind of get repetitive, but still, still, there's effort put it.

01:50:21.000 It's not just like, wouldn't it be scary if you got stabbed?

01:50:24.000 They're eating the dogs, they're eating the babies. 0.76

01:50:28.000 Kay Spencer Jones says they're eating the babies, they're eating the cats.

01:50:32.000 Eat the cat.

01:50:33.000 Eat, eat the cat. 0.57

01:50:34.000 Biting the babies. 0.54

01:50:36.000 That's just so wild.

01:50:38.000 Alex says Biden can no longer contain himself.

01:50:40.000 Sniffing just doesn't do it for him anymore.

01:50:45.000 I didn't sniff all this time to never eat, man.

01:50:49.000 All right.

01:50:50.000 Paul Teaskalo says the video and acts of a Haitian migrant claim he got to the U.S. six months ago already has citizenship and just voted for Kamala in Gwinnett County, GA. Must be investigated.

01:50:59.000 I don't know what to tell you, man.

01:51:02.000 I don't know what happens to this place.

01:51:05.000 It really is true that Christians and men vote in low numbers relative to other groups.

01:51:12.000 This is why the country is where it's at.

01:51:13.000 There you go.

01:51:14.000 Get out there and vote, boys.

01:51:15.000 Well, a majority Christian nation that is slowly becoming not a majority Christian nation has only itself to blame. 0.98

01:51:21.000 Even if people say that they're Christian, I don't think we're a majority Christian nation anymore.

01:51:26.000 I agree.

01:51:29.000 Well, I mean, our president's a Catholic, so... 0.84

01:51:32.000 And that's why he got Roe v.

01:51:33.000 Wade overturned.

01:51:34.000 That's right.

01:51:35.000 He got overturned under Biden's watch because he's Catholic.

01:51:37.000 That's right.

01:51:38.000 Biden did it all.

01:51:39.000 Biden did the whole thing.

01:51:42.000 Alright.

01:51:44.000 Gitch says, I don't mean to get too political, but what is oatmeal?

01:51:50.000 I don't mean to get too political here.

01:51:53.000 Hey, Merrick says, congratulations, Tim, on a step towards replacement.

01:51:56.000 Fixing count is easy.

01:51:58.000 Paper ballots and a camera over every count.

01:51:59.000 Live stream and record it.

01:52:00.000 At any moment, thousands of people could be watching.

01:52:03.000 Yes, but privacy.

01:52:05.000 When I did my ballot, they had the big long sheet.

01:52:07.000 Did you guys have this one?

01:52:08.000 And then they have like a gray plastic thing and you put the white sheet in and it covers it up.

01:52:12.000 And then you stick it in upside down into a machine that eats it.

01:52:16.000 And then they're like, you're good.

01:52:16.000 You voted.

01:52:18.000 I gave mine to my town clerk and she took care of it for me.

01:52:22.000 What if she went like this?

01:52:26.000 I trust her.

01:52:27.000 Her name's Kim.

01:52:28.000 My town, there's like 4,000 people in my town.

01:52:30.000 Everybody kind of knows each other.

01:52:32.000 That's based.

01:52:33.000 Yeah, it's great.

01:52:36.000 Noah Price says, I take Zoloft for PTSD. Should I not be able to vote?

01:52:40.000 I think there are, like I said, there are situations where you have people who have some kind of mental illness for reasons that they aren't to blame for.

01:52:46.000 But I think when you have these people who go out and boast about their mental illnesses, and they talk about the fact that they take these pills in a trendy kind of way, it's a massive red flag to me.

01:52:58.000 The point is they want the social credit.

01:53:01.000 They want the points, the virtue points.

01:53:05.000 You have something you're struggling with and you're somehow a victim, so you get social kudos.

01:53:12.000 Yeah, and having PTSD, and there's people I know of PTSD from things that are genuinely traumatic, people who have it from serving our country or taking medication for it, that's obviously well and good.

01:53:22.000 But then you'll have people who will literally claim that they got PTSD from Twitter and stuff, where you're like, okay, if you claim that and you want to get medicated for it, then yeah, you're not someone who I trust to make decisions.

01:53:33.000 Many people are asking when I'm getting married.

01:53:35.000 I am.

01:53:36.000 I will not give you the dates.

01:53:39.000 So, it would have already happened if not for just like, I don't know, bureaucracy, I guess.

01:53:46.000 That is what it is.

01:53:48.000 It would have been a long time ago if not for work.

01:53:51.000 Mr.

01:53:51.000 That One Guy says, Seamus, you don't watch anime?

01:53:53.000 What about the official Catholic anime girl named Luce?

01:53:56.000 Is that how you say it?

01:53:56.000 I've seen this.

01:53:57.000 Is it Luce?

01:53:58.000 Yeah, I... Do you shame the official Catholic anime girl and anime girl?

01:54:03.000 I've seen that.

01:54:04.000 I've been so busy with election stuff, I haven't looked into it too much, but there have been some, like, hilarious memes of her burning heretics.

01:54:10.000 It's just...

01:54:11.000 Burning heretics?

01:54:12.000 It's this, like, little... 0.62

01:54:13.000 I guess it's this little...

01:54:14.000 Listen, from what I have seen, and again, I haven't paid much attention to it, but it's this little mascot that the Vatican made to appeal to the popular culture, and it's been relatively controversial, but I think the memes have been hilarious.

01:54:29.000 Can we, like, re-skin the game Heretic to make it a Catholic going after the Heretics? 0.93

01:54:35.000 You ever played that game?

01:54:36.000 No.

01:54:36.000 It's basically, like, basically when Doom came out, you had, like, Wolfenstein, Doom.

01:54:41.000 There were a couple other games.

01:54:43.000 One of them was called Heretic, where it's basically Doom, but it's reskinned.

01:54:47.000 Really?

01:54:47.000 It's like the same game.

01:54:48.000 It's what happens in it.

01:54:49.000 You're like a wizard going around blasting people with magic.

01:54:51.000 Oh.

01:54:52.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:54:53.000 Yeah, I don't like that.

01:54:53.000 I'm saying we gotta reskin it so it's like a Catholic...

01:54:54.000 It should be a crusader.

01:54:56.000 Yeah.

01:54:57.000 I mean, I could very easily make a Crusader platform game that would get banned on Steam.

01:55:02.000 100%.

01:55:02.000 So behind me, this second row of Magic cards is the Racism Collection.

01:55:09.000 And this card right here that my finger's over is called Crusade.

01:55:12.000 It says all white creatures get plus one, plus one, and it's banned for being racist.

01:55:16.000 And then over here you have Jihad. 0.85

01:55:18.000 And I think Jihad says creatures of the color of your choice get like plus two, plus one or something.

01:55:23.000 Basically what that means is the Crusade says all of your white creatures are one point stronger and one point more life. 1.00

01:55:29.000 And they were like, nope, that card's banned.

01:55:31.000 And it's, like, not even that good anyway.

01:55:33.000 I guess back in the day it was.

01:55:34.000 But white doesn't mean Caucasian.

01:55:36.000 It means, like, white magic.

01:55:38.000 So it's like Gandalf the White being banned for being white.

01:55:41.000 You know what I mean?

01:55:42.000 Should be.

01:55:43.000 And can we talk about how racist it is that he was gray and not brown?

01:55:46.000 It's also true.

01:55:46.000 They called him Gandalf the Gray.

01:55:47.000 It's like, if he's mixed, he's brown, isn't he? 0.98

01:55:49.000 Didn't they have in the Rings of Power, they like...

01:55:53.000 Yeah, they were blue and brown wizards.

01:55:55.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 0.99

01:55:56.000 They canceled that show because it was trash.

01:55:58.000 Is that why? 0.99

01:55:59.000 I thought it was because of racism.

01:56:00.000 Well, they did this weird thing where in the Lord of the Rings films, I believe you only had white people, right? 0.64

01:56:06.000 And then what happens is when you start adding in black characters into the prequel is you create like a canon where something happened.

01:56:14.000 Where they genocided.

01:56:15.000 Yeah, yeah, which seems like a weird deranged thing to have in Tolkien's universe.

01:56:19.000 So it's like, yeah, if you follow the natural timeline of the Rings of Power to Lord of the Rings, there was a period where there was great diversity, and then later on it's just only white people.

01:56:27.000 What happened in Middle-earth?

01:56:31.000 That's why they're fighting Sauron, dude.

01:56:33.000 Also, they did this thing where they tried to make orcs, like, human.

01:56:37.000 Yeah.

01:56:39.000 That's right. 0.89

01:56:40.000 Yeah, in Lord of the Rings, orcs are—Sauron and Mordor, whatever, kidnap elves, then torture them for years and twist them into disgusting monsters, and they're just all men.

01:56:50.000 And then in the show, there's, like, orcs with wives and children.

01:56:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:56:54.000 And it's like, what?

01:56:55.000 Well, do you remember?

01:56:56.000 They were legitimately written to just be evil monsters.

01:56:58.000 That's the whole point.

01:56:59.000 But we live in this society where we're actually extremely uncomfortable with the idea that some people are bad and do bad things.

01:57:05.000 And so what we have to do is create these really boring, morally gray stories where we can't point to anyone as bad.

01:57:10.000 It's like, dude, sometimes that can work as a story, but it's also still entertaining to have stories where there are just obvious good guys and obvious bad guys.

01:57:18.000 That's also enjoyable.

01:57:19.000 People also like to see that.

01:57:20.000 That also speaks to us.

01:57:21.000 Simple stories are good sometimes.

01:57:23.000 Exactly.

01:57:25.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:26.000 We have a song coming out at midnight.

01:57:28.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:28.000 Hunger Inside.

01:57:29.000 It is quite based.

01:57:31.000 The music video is about a chicken fighting aliens.

01:57:34.000 It's pretty based.

01:57:34.000 I saw it.

01:57:35.000 Yeah, chickens are fighting aliens. 1.00

01:57:37.000 Is Carter planning on doing anything?

01:57:41.000 I don't know, because like last time we did like, you know, Carter was in the Discord or something like that.

01:57:44.000 You guys posted on Timcast Music?

01:57:46.000 Yeah, it's gonna be on YouTube, Timcast Music, hungerinside.com, you can pre-order it.

01:57:50.000 And this is like a dancey, upbeat song, which is about zombies, nothing else.

01:57:58.000 It's a cool thing.

01:57:59.000 Nothing else at all.

01:57:59.000 It is very, very catchy and it is very dancey.

01:58:02.000 It's significantly different than most of the other stuff, so.

01:58:04.000 Yeah, and the chicken fights aliens.

01:58:08.000 So I encourage everybody to watch it when it comes out on YouTube.

01:58:12.000 Maybe I should post it or something.

01:58:15.000 Alright, what do we got here?

01:58:16.000 We got more Super Chats.

01:58:18.000 Chris Lewis says, all the fellas remember, remember the 5th of November.

01:58:23.000 Yeah.

01:58:24.000 We're going to have to make our own version of it.

01:58:26.000 We're going to be on a watch list for repeating that.

01:58:28.000 What do you mean?

01:58:29.000 You know what's funny?

01:58:29.000 Do you know what the 5th of November was about, Seamus?

01:58:31.000 Yeah, he was actually trying to instill a Catholic theocracy. 0.69

01:58:34.000 Ah, I know.

01:58:34.000 You're excited.

01:58:35.000 Guy Fox wanted a Catholic theocracy.

01:58:36.000 That's right.

01:58:37.000 And you have all these Reddit atheists wearing a mask of his face.

01:58:40.000 All right.

01:58:41.000 Cool.

01:58:41.000 All right.

01:58:44.000 Yep.

01:58:45.000 C.G. Hansen says, I figured it out.

01:58:47.000 Those psycho nonsense, I'm sorry, people are all IRS bureaucrats. 1.00

01:58:50.000 Yeah.

01:58:52.000 Akane says, I plan on voting for Trump, but why is it important to vote early as opposed to voting on Election Day?

01:58:57.000 Please explain.

01:58:57.000 Because you may show up to your polling location on Election Day and they go, oh, a pipe bar, so you can't vote today.

01:59:03.000 Sorry, it's the only day available.

01:59:05.000 I guess you should have voted early. 0.95

01:59:06.000 And then you're going to go, holy crap, I should have voted early.

01:59:09.000 Or it's going to be like Cary Lake in Maricopa, and they're going to go, for whatever reason, 200 ballot machines have the wrong printed paper, so sorry, you can't vote.

01:59:18.000 You're going to have to vote by provisional ballot and put it in a box somewhere, and then half the people leave or whatever.

01:59:22.000 So you vote early to make sure you get it done, get it out of the way.

01:59:25.000 And you also decentralize the process, making it harder to cheat.

01:59:29.000 I don't like early voting.

01:59:31.000 I don't like mail-in voting.

01:59:33.000 But as long as we have this system, it is better to decentralize the process. 0.98

01:59:37.000 If all Trump supporters voted on Election Day, which they count on, it's easy for one crazy person to take one box and go, this box is going to be 80% Trump thrown in the garbage. 0.96

01:59:48.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:59:49.000 Yep.

01:59:50.000 Get out and vote, boys.

01:59:51.000 If everybody voted early, they'd be like, we don't know which ones are which.

01:59:56.000 Here's the other thing, too.

01:59:58.000 Let's say they go, hey, we found a big thing of mail-in votes.

02:00:00.000 Today, they're going to go, it could be more Republican.

02:00:03.000 What do we do?

02:00:04.000 If we sneak, if we bring this one in, it could end up being 51% Republican because Republicans voted early.

02:00:09.000 That's why you got to mix it up.

02:00:11.000 Mix them up.

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