Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - WAR! US War With Iran FEARED As MASSIVE Deployment Heading To Gulf | Timcast IRL #1452 w- Amber Duke

00:02:25.000 War with Iran.

00:02:27.000 Reportedly, around a third of the U.S. Navy is being deployed to the region.

00:02:32.000 Donald Trump has called on the UK not to give some land back because it seems like we're going to be using that for war, perhaps.

00:02:39.000 And I'm going to say it like this.

00:02:41.000 You know, we're decently connected here at Timcast IRL.

00:02:45.000 And the messages that I'm hearing behind the scenes, nothing definitive, but it's very much like, yeah, the war is going to happen.

00:02:51.000 And so, again, could be wrong because there's Beltway Scuttlebutt down here in the DC area, but it's sounding very much like we are about to go to war with Iran.

00:03:00.000 You've got numerous corporate news outlets saying Donald Trump is prepared to strike Iran as early as this weekend, but he has not made a final call.

00:03:08.000 There's alleged leaks happening on 4chan, probably fake because it's the internet, but they're saying the plan is for a joint U.S.-Israeli strike, taking out all of their top leadership.

00:03:18.000 And my speculation on this is it may be a PSYOP.

00:03:21.000 Indeed.

00:03:22.000 The posturing in the media and these leaked state alleged leaked statements may be just to terrify Iran into cutting a deal, saying, Hey, look, everybody's saying Trump's going to do it.

00:03:33.000 It's leaking.

00:03:34.000 Uh-oh, here it comes.

00:03:35.000 And then maybe they cave and surrender before we actually have to go to war.

00:03:39.000 But based on the deployments that we are seeing with refueling tankers, troops getting called in, and they're pulling troops out of Syria, looks like Trump means business.

00:03:50.000 And so this is going to be absolutely massive.

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00:06:53.000 And well, joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more.

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00:06:57.000 Hey, guys, I'm Amber Duke.

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00:07:25.000 Phil?

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00:07:28.000 Hi, Phil.

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00:07:58.000 Let's get into this conversation.

00:08:00.000 I also have big news.

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00:08:22.000 All right, let's jump into the story from CNN.

00:08:24.000 U.S. military prepared to strike Iran as early as this weekend, but Trump has yet to make a final call.

00:08:31.000 Sources say, CNN reporting: U.S. military is prepared to strike Iran as early as this weekend.

00:08:36.000 The White House has been briefed.

00:08:37.000 The military could be ready for an attack by the weekend after a significant buildup in recent days of air and naval assets in the Middle East.

00:08:44.000 The sources said, When one source cautioned that Trump has privately argued both for and against military action and polled advisors and allies on what the best course of action is, it was not clear if he would make a decision by this weekend.

00:08:57.000 He is spending a lot of time thinking about this.

00:08:59.000 So, I'm hearing from Beltway Scuttlebutt, people who work in D.C., you know, we had a lot of friends there.

00:09:05.000 Trump's ready to push the button, and Trump wants to push the button.

00:09:08.000 It doesn't mean he will push the button, but I'm hearing that he very much is ready to just do it.

00:09:13.000 He wants to do it, and I think he's actually being held back.

00:09:16.000 I think there are some advisors that are basically saying just give it some time, and maybe the pressure will force Iran to cut a deal of some sort.

00:09:23.000 I don't think a deal is going to happen.

00:09:26.000 I think when you put an estimated one-third of your naval forces just outside their country, you're basically just ready to swing, take a punch.

00:09:34.000 But I don't know what you're hearing down in DC, Amber.

00:09:36.000 Well, I actually saw a Facebook post today from a woman that I'm friends with on Facebook, and her husband is in the military.

00:09:45.000 And she just laid this all out for us, which is super helpful.

00:09:48.000 I don't think she realized what she was doing, but her husband was originally supposed to be deployed about a month from now.

00:09:55.000 And she posted today that her husband was called in without official orders on Monday.

00:10:02.000 And so they're freaking out because they wanted to plan for this deployment.

00:10:07.000 But reading the tea leaves, why else would this guy be called in, right, with no advance notice?

00:10:13.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't know what the goal is.

00:10:17.000 I mean, I assume that it's going to be regime change.

00:10:20.000 The former Shah, I guess, is ready to take over or what have you.

00:10:25.000 A lot of people are saying that this is going to be Iraq War III or what have you.

00:10:30.000 I think it's a different animal.

00:10:33.000 Not that I'm pro regime change in Iran, but like Iran is a very different place.

00:10:38.000 Well, actually, I was for the longest time anti-intervention, but my mind was changed when Lib Hero America439 on X sent a tweet to me of a Trump supporter looking sad with a bunch of award, a bunch of ribbons saying fell forward again award, and it bruised my ego.

00:10:58.000 So I went, I didn't fall forward.

00:10:59.000 I want the war. 0.99

00:11:00.000 I'm for the war. 0.61

00:11:01.000 So now I'm for the war.

00:11:02.000 It's me, but unironically.

00:11:05.000 No, I don't think this will be Iraq or Afghanistan 2.0 if we do go in. 0.82

00:11:09.000 I do not support the U.S. intervening in this capacity.

00:11:12.000 I'm not an absolutist.

00:11:14.000 I think it's stupid to be like the U.S. should never for any reason.

00:11:17.000 No, there's sometimes there are reasons.

00:11:18.000 I do think, however, if Trump does go in, we have already seen with Venezuela, Trump does not operate like in the past 20 years.

00:11:26.000 And just because we had these abysmal failures 20-some odd years ago doesn't mean military operations will be the same today.

00:11:34.000 And I think it's fair to say many neocons, despite what I can criticize these guys for, have pointed out that we as a generation are traumatized by the failures of the Bush-era foreign policy.

00:11:44.000 And it doesn't mean every intervention all the time will be bad.

00:11:49.000 That being said, my deeper concerns are they have not justified to us there's no justification as to why we should engage in a joint military strike to flatten the Iranian regime.

00:12:01.000 I certainly understand the protests are really bad.

00:12:03.000 The people have been pissed at their government for some time.

00:12:05.000 Iran's funding a bunch of terror. 0.97

00:12:07.000 But for a full-scale knockout regime change, I think they would need to come out.

00:12:12.000 Trump would need to make an address to the nation, and he would need to explain the serious risk to this country to justify it.

00:12:19.000 I don't agree with what we've seen so far, this massive buildup, because I read the news all day, every day, and all I've seen is, yes, it's bad in the Middle East. 0.98

00:12:27.000 Yes, Iran is engaging in the funding of enemies and things like this, but it's played off like status quo, not like imminent threats.

00:12:34.000 Yeah, well, I mean, there's a couple things here.

00:12:36.000 I mean, for one, I've always had this frustration as a Zoomer is because in the same way that millennials would always talk about how boomers would always equate everything to World War II, I feel like millennials always equate things to GWAT because that was the environment that millennials sort of like became politically aware in.

00:12:51.000 And so I get a little frustrated because I'm like, clearly the Trump administration operates, like to Tim's point, operates much differently than previous administrations when it comes to how they handle affairs, how they handle geopolitical affairs and these sorts of things.

00:13:03.000 So, I mean, I'm like, I'm very skeptical to speak with Quagmire.

00:13:06.000 Two, the second point is I'm not even sure if regime change is the victory condition for Trump and co here because they've said that it's the nuclear program.

00:13:14.000 That's their main concern.

00:13:16.000 And so I think if we were to go back in, it would be strikes on the nuclear program.

00:13:19.000 Fully decimated.

00:13:19.000 No way.

00:13:20.000 Well, and the third point here is Trump a month or two ago made the statement that if they touch protesters, if they start hugging protesters, we will go in.

00:13:28.000 That is a very hard stance that you cannot back down on.

00:13:31.000 No, I reject that outright because Canada is killing its own citizens right now with MAID.

00:13:35.000 I mean, I agree.

00:13:38.000 Exactly.

00:13:39.000 So this idea that it's like, oh, but the protests in Iran, oh, please, they are in Canada, the MAID program, medical assistance dying, is killing young people simply for being depressed.

00:13:49.000 And according to the family in this story, which we could probably get into later, but she said that she believes the doctor instructed her son on how to deteriorate his body so that he could qualify.

00:14:01.000 So when the doctor says to you, you're too healthy for us to kill you, stop eating and start dying, and then maybe we can get you qualified.

00:14:08.000 So anyway, not to jump into that story, the idea that we care about the protesters.

00:14:12.000 I agree.

00:14:13.000 Yeah, no, that's nonsense.

00:14:15.000 And I definitely don't think the win condition is the nuclear program.

00:14:19.000 Absolutely not.

00:14:20.000 I think the nuclear program is a concern, but a psychotic fundamentalist regime is the principal concern. 0.87

00:14:27.000 And there's two main factors there.

00:14:29.000 They fund fanatics and extremists in the region, and that's a problem for trade in the Red Sea through the Suez Canal.

00:14:35.000 So we want that to stop.

00:14:37.000 And more importantly, through this, they oppose the liberal economic order and the petrodollar.

00:14:44.000 Now, that I'm not persuaded by, this argument that everybody should operate under the quote-unquote AOC's rules-based order of the United States.

00:14:53.000 But the principal reasons why the U.S. wants to take down Iran and their government is because they're not playing ball with the IMF, the petrodollar, the Swiss payment system, et cetera, et cetera.

00:15:04.000 Well, the reason I'm like skeptical that the victory condition for the United States here is regime change is, I mean, A, just what the Trump administration has said, and then obviously what happened last summer.

00:15:13.000 But then B, the Trump administration and kind of this philosophy of this, I guess you would call it like the new right or something along those lines, is that they believe that the Middle East is naturally liberalizing anyway.

00:15:23.000 This is why they're like building out the Abraham Accords is they're banking on the fact that these countries are liberalizing.

00:15:28.000 They're becoming more friendly towards the West.

00:15:30.000 So I think in the back of the heads of a lot of these decision makers and the Trump administration is they're thinking like, hey, on a long enough timeline, Iran is liberalizing.

00:15:37.000 If you look at, if you go and you go on YouTube and you type in nightlife in Tehran and you see people walking around with a camera in Tehran, women aren't wearing headscarves.

00:15:45.000 They're like having parties.

00:15:46.000 They're like, again, it's not quite New York City, but it definitely doesn't seem like this fundamentalist Islamic regime like the Ayatollah sort of portrays themselves as.

00:15:54.000 Isn't taking out the wouldn't you say that taking out the existing regime does benefit the Abraham Accords and the other Gulf states?

00:16:02.000 Because you know that like the Saudi, the Saudis don't like Iran anymore than they were.

00:16:06.000 Well, toppling, yeah, obviously toppling it is beneficial for the Abraham Accords, but I'm just saying that I think they're under the impression that the Ayatollah is on borrowed time anyway. 0.80

00:16:14.000 And so there's not really much sense in sort of allocating all these resources, potential, again, having a potential quagmire.

00:16:21.000 When instead, they just eliminate the problem of the nuclear program and then continue businesses.

00:16:25.000 What do you guys think the chances of this operation, whatever it turns into, being something along the lines of what the Venezuela operation is?

00:16:35.000 I mean, I think this is the summer.

00:16:37.000 Yeah.

00:16:38.000 In order for the U.S. to take out the Iranian military, they're going to need some serious bombs. 1.00

00:16:43.000 You've probably got people inside the Iranian government about to flip.

00:16:47.000 They have what they're doing now is called gunboat diplomacy.

00:16:49.000 They started in like the 1800s where they'll just sail up on your shore and be like, be a shame if you didn't bow down to our diplomacy.

00:16:55.000 And you're like, oh, God, okay, yes.

00:16:57.000 Ideally, you don't have to fire a shot.

00:16:59.000 But I think it's just obvious.

00:17:03.000 I think there's no other mission than regime change.

00:17:05.000 I can't see any other mission than regime change.

00:17:07.000 And they want to secure the Middle East to set up the liberal economic trade order.

00:17:12.000 The Iranian government's been openly hostile.

00:17:14.000 And I mean, then on top of that, now they just got to convince the world that it's in good faith.

00:17:19.000 It's good faith.

00:17:20.000 I'm not so sure convincing the world is something that the U.S. is really concerned with anymore.

00:17:24.000 Well, they didn't really convince us on Venezuela.

00:17:27.000 And that's my point.

00:17:27.000 Yeah.

00:17:28.000 Yeah, they don't care about it.

00:17:30.000 Nowadays, Trump would have been more convincing if he was like Maduro rigged the U.S. election, so I'm going in.

00:17:35.000 And at least that would have been some reason.

00:17:37.000 But I mean, good faith is saying it's about the protesters, for instance.

00:17:40.000 Well, I mean, how bad the theocracy is.

00:17:42.000 But the stuff that Tim says, you know, like Mike makes, right?

00:17:46.000 That's really kind of the world that we live in.

00:17:48.000 That's the way that it is.

00:17:49.000 And Trump has just, you know, has just dropped all pretense, right?

00:17:52.000 Like, he doesn't pretend that it's some kind of agreement or whatever.

00:17:56.000 Essentially, if you've got the power to do something and it's in your benefit, then we're just going to go do it.

00:18:00.000 Well, he's trying to rebuild our position in the world as the world's police because after the Afghanistan withdrawal and then Ukraine breaking down, everything happening under the Biden administration's nose, the way the world viewed the United States during that period was that we're actually, in many ways, insufficient as the world's police.

00:18:17.000 So Trump is trying to stitch together that vision again for the world.

00:18:20.000 He's not really concerned with how the world, like what their opinion is on our actions.

00:18:25.000 And nor should we really care.

00:18:26.000 No, I don't think so.

00:18:27.000 That's an in-house discussion over whether or not we should intervene in Venezuela, whether or not we shouldn't intervene in Iran.

00:18:31.000 I don't really care what China has to say about this, or I don't even really care about what the Europeans have to say, quite frankly, because it's our affairs.

00:18:37.000 It's an in-house discussion.

00:18:39.000 But all this to say, I mean, I'm not thrilled about any sort of intervention in Iran either.

00:18:46.000 But again, if you look at what happened last summer, it went quite well.

00:18:49.000 We do know that Ayatollah, like, he's a saber wagger. 0.99

00:18:52.000 He just tweets all day, but he doesn't actually really back it up.

00:18:54.000 I could see a situation where they just maximize pressure and they cut a deal with him and he leaves.

00:18:57.000 I mean, that's actually like a pretty realistic scenario here.

00:19:00.000 Right.

00:19:00.000 Well, one of the theories that I see here is that all of this bustering in the press and the scuttle button DC is just to create buzz that we're going to blow them up.

00:19:10.000 They're going to hear it.

00:19:11.000 Well, their top intel guys are going to go to the supreme leader and they're going to be like the entire U.S. media is saying Trump's about to press the button.

00:19:11.000 Yeah.

00:19:18.000 And then he's going to be like, I surrender.

00:19:20.000 Well, he also, like, something really important that a lot of people are missing is they saw what happened in Venezuela.

00:19:24.000 They saw that Russia, and then by extension, China, did not really do anything to back them up.

00:19:29.000 Granted, obviously it's a lot closer, so it would be easier to back them up.

00:19:32.000 But they had assets.

00:19:34.000 They had assets in and around the area.

00:19:36.000 Like they could have stepped in if they really wanted to, if they really deemed Venezuela as like a truly untouchable asset.

00:19:41.000 Again, that's in our hemisphere, so it's a little bit different.

00:19:43.000 But Iran is having this conversation internally where they're like, we can't necessarily depend on the Russians here.

00:19:48.000 We certainly can't depend on the Chinese. 1.00

00:19:50.000 So there could be a situation where we just continue max, like cranking up the pressure where they just say, I'm going to cut a deal.

00:19:54.000 I'm going to fly to Moscow and get this over with.

00:19:56.000 Both China and Russia can say whatever they want about, you know, the U.S. shouldn't do that, this or that.

00:20:01.000 But they know that they can't attack U.S. assets.

00:20:04.000 Like, Russia can't attack U.S. assets.

00:20:06.000 There's no way they would do that because they wouldn't want to risk an actual conflict with the United States.

00:20:12.000 Well, Russia has, they still would have some tools available in Europe where like, okay, they could start ripping apart some of these energy supplies, these sorts of things.

00:20:21.000 They could really take the gloves off in Ukraine if they really wanted to, and that would cause some problems for America that would force our hand again. 0.91

00:20:27.000 So it's like Russia does have options, and then they could also directly support Iran.

00:20:32.000 But I don't know if Iran should depend on that.

00:20:34.000 Let's jump to this story.

00:20:35.000 We have a tweet here from Mr. Obvious, breaking the hacker known as 4chan, has announced the U.S. is going to be launching a military strike on Iran.

00:20:42.000 It turns out Venezuela was a test run.

00:20:44.000 If this is true, it'll jumpstart World War III and the U.S. economy and cause a total ish storm.

00:20:49.000 Be advised, we are going to war.

00:20:50.000 Now, we don't know if this is true or not, this post, because, hey, it's the internet.

00:20:54.000 But someone on, I believe 4chan said, I posted yesterday with a 36-hour timeline.

00:21:01.000 We are now in the 24-hour window.

00:21:02.000 Look for a significant number of Iranian leadership to be exterminated.

00:21:05.000 The leadership of Iran is made up of a secret council of 22 military and political leaders who meet regularly in a bunker in Tehran.

00:21:12.000 One of their members is a Mossad agent.

00:21:14.000 Needless to say, this group goes first.

00:21:16.000 Israel knows after the last few years, this is the time to end this issue, and tactical nukes will take out most of Iran's missile infrastructure in the first strike. 0.79

00:21:24.000 Tehran will go in the first wave with a false flag attack set up for Israel to kick things off.

00:21:29.000 Cheers.

00:21:30.000 He added, or I believe this is the first statement, Venezuela was a test for what is happening in Iran.

00:21:35.000 A large part of the Iranian military and leadership will be vaporized in the opening salvos.

00:21:39.000 Israel will use tactical nukes to take out Iranian missiles and their bases. 0.89

00:21:43.000 We're about T minus three days now.

00:21:46.000 I want to say real quick skepticism, the use of tactical nukes is a bold statement. 0.91

00:21:51.000 Well, but this does sort of align with what I was thinking: we're also at the precipice of, we're at this time in history where the United States has weapons that the rest of the world doesn't have.

00:22:00.000 Just insane vibration tech that makes people piss their pants and die.

00:22:05.000 And in 10 years, the rest of the world will have it.

00:22:07.000 And they know that.

00:22:08.000 So they need to use it if they're going to, that's the thinking of these military guys is we need to use it while we have the technology.

00:22:12.000 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:22:13.000 But Ian, that's 10 years old, bro.

00:22:15.000 That's 20 years old.

00:22:17.000 These conversations around, say, like ULF generators, you know, like, so, so this is crazy.

00:22:23.000 What we heard in Venezuela is that apparently one of these collectivos reported that there was like a boom, and then all of a sudden they all became violently ill.

00:22:31.000 And that is in line with the conspiracy theories about what's called an ultra-low frequency generator.

00:22:36.000 Basically, that these very ultra-low frequencies can cause you to feel sick instantly.

00:22:41.000 And the government has weaponized a very powerful low-frequency pulse to disable people.

00:22:46.000 But that conversation was 20-some odd years ago.

00:22:48.000 My point is, while I do agree with you, maybe they're being like, they're saying like, we should use it now.

00:22:53.000 The weapons the government has would probably blow your effing mind. 0.99

00:22:58.000 When it comes to actual war, they're going to do things you didn't even imagine because you don't know about the weapons they got.

00:23:05.000 Bro, let me tell you this.

00:23:07.000 10 years ago, heck, what is it?

00:23:10.000 This is 14 years ago.

00:23:12.000 There was a Kickstarter for micro drones that fly like insects.

00:23:17.000 We know that the U.S. government has tiny micro drones that can fly.

00:23:21.000 Very, very small.

00:23:23.000 Bro, we're watching universities create liquid robots that can segment.

00:23:26.000 Have you seen this?

00:23:27.000 Yeah.

00:23:27.000 It's the video.

00:23:29.000 It's a really slow-moving gel, but it can split in two and recombine.

00:23:33.000 They're like, we are programming the weirdest materials.

00:23:36.000 So we know about the heart attack gun.

00:23:38.000 You know about that one, right?

00:23:39.000 Yeah, that's a CIA.

00:23:40.000 The church hearings revealed that.

00:23:42.000 Guys, guys, the heart attack gun is not even a crazy thing to imagine.

00:23:48.000 Basically, you shoot someone with a dart that's got some, I'm not going to describe exactly what, but they're.

00:23:54.000 Toxin, I mean, no, not even toxins, bro.

00:23:56.000 Not even toxins.

00:23:58.000 Let's just call it, without getting too much detail, potassium combination.

00:24:03.000 Just that's it.

00:24:04.000 And then it causes a heart attack.

00:24:05.000 And they've had this for 50 some odd years, longer, probably.

00:24:08.000 So anyway, my point is, if they want to go boots on the ground, they're going to be using probably conventional weapons on the surface, but the special weapons, man, you won't even know they happened.

00:24:19.000 I bet they can release tiny drones and they can just swarm them in and they'll take out leadership very easily.

00:24:25.000 Well, I mean, we saw where they literally just turned Caracas off.

00:24:28.000 Exactly.

00:24:28.000 So it's like they have these.

00:24:30.000 But to this, like with this post and then some of the rumors that I think all of us are hearing coming out of the Beltway, something we have to keep in mind here is in the lead up to the Venezuela operation and then the actual Venezuela operation itself, there was zero rumors.

00:24:41.000 It was airtight.

00:24:42.000 It just happened and everyone was surprised.

00:24:44.000 Even people at the top level of military intel were shocked that it happened.

00:24:47.000 Except polymarket.

00:24:49.000 Sure, but it's like, but that was because of like the fleet movements, which are impossible to hide.

00:24:53.000 But it's like with this, all of a sudden there's rumors everywhere.

00:24:56.000 Everyone's got scoops, this sort of thing.

00:24:57.000 That just seems obvious to me that the Trump administration is trying to put, like they're trying to build leverage here.

00:25:01.000 They're trying to put pressure on the Iranians. 0.99

00:25:03.000 So these are tactical leaks that are happening here because again, they have demonstrated with Venezuela that if they want to keep it airtight, they can.

00:25:09.000 I think that's probably true.

00:25:10.000 On the human sources front, I expect that we probably have way more than we realize because we obviously had people in the Venezuelan regime who were helping the American government.

00:25:21.000 But also recently, the CIA has been releasing a series of videos trying to convince CCP officials to leak to the United States.

00:25:31.000 I don't know that they're doing those because they work, but to send a message to China that we have some of your guys.

00:25:37.000 And that's precisely why I think those leaks were coming out about certain Chinese officials being tossed out or executed or what have you is that they were trying that China was trying to send a counter signal.

00:25:48.000 Well, this is what happens to you if you leak to the United States.

00:25:51.000 Yeah, well, I mean, we saw the Iranians shake out a lot of, like, they weren't high-level officials, but during the protests, you know, these guys were, some of them are defecting.

00:25:59.000 These are like more like ethnic-related sort of blow-ups. 0.54

00:26:01.000 But like the Iranians were starting to clean house a little bit. 1.00

00:26:04.000 They were freaked out because, again, a lot of intel was getting passed along to Western news outlets and no one knew how.

00:26:09.000 Well, you know, you know what really annoys me about the whole thing is it's so wishy-washy.

00:26:09.000 No one knew.

00:26:14.000 The propaganda machine has not given us clear messages as to what the establishment is trying to accomplish.

00:26:21.000 The military industrial complex, you know, during the Bush era, it was if you defied the invasion, you are not on TV.

00:26:28.000 They cut you off.

00:26:30.000 Now, there is no defined narrative on what the establishment is trying to do.

00:26:34.000 I'll give it to you guys.

00:26:35.000 Liberal economic order, listen to me.

00:26:36.000 This is what you guys are doing.

00:26:37.000 You're avoiding World War III because you're going to set up a quadripolar universe, quadrupolar world.

00:26:42.000 There's going to be the liberal United States in Europe.

00:26:45.000 There's going to be the Israeli bloc, the Russian bloc, and the Chinese bloc.

00:26:48.000 That's war. 0.51

00:26:49.000 All four blocks will protect the planet.

00:26:52.000 We will leave.

00:26:53.000 Oh, yeah, that's right because we trust the Chinese Communist Party, right?

00:26:56.000 Well, it's either that or World War III.

00:26:58.000 That's what martyrs.

00:26:59.000 Or a unipolar world.

00:27:01.000 Or a unipolar, which is just as bad, could be just as bad because then they have the top-down control authority.

00:27:06.000 You know, if there's one thing I learned from Democrats, it's that the only thing that matters is that you maintain your order.

00:27:12.000 And what I mean by that is if we believe in a functional, classically liberal society, then we must oppose by all means anyone who seeks to subvert it or destroy it.

00:27:23.000 So if you are operating within the confines of a constitutional United States of America and you seek to operate within the confines of the Constitution and you debate on policy, we are good.

00:27:34.000 But if you're a communist who is lying, cheating, and stealing to burn it all down, now we've got a problem and we have to stop that from happening.

00:27:40.000 happening though.

00:27:41.000 Well, what's happening is that the government is changing from a liberal democracy, from a liberal democratic republic to a technocratic system where de facto, we say we got free speech, but a corporation can take away your bank account or mute your account, which demeans your free speech in the modern technical era with electricity.

00:27:59.000 We don't have horses and we don't need to send our representatives off to the Capitol one day.

00:28:03.000 Maybe we'll hear back from you.

00:28:04.000 Like, bro, this is a fast-moving intelligent world now.

00:28:08.000 So the technocracy.

00:28:10.000 It's like, I think it's going to be kind of a, maybe, I want it to be a quadripolar world where it's just, it's just going to be technocratic spy control, dude.

00:28:16.000 It's going to be either you give us your information or we're going to spy on you and take it.

00:28:19.000 Brother, quadripolar means four different powers.

00:28:22.000 They're constantly going to be in flux and fighting with each other for more power.

00:28:27.000 Yes, limited, limited skirmishes, ideally.

00:28:30.000 It's not going to be, bro.

00:28:30.000 That's what we're doing.

00:28:32.000 Since the 50s.

00:28:33.000 It's not going to be limited.

00:28:34.000 Never in history.

00:28:35.000 Since the 50s.

00:28:36.000 We've never seen a global balance.

00:28:38.000 There's something called Thucydides' Trap.

00:28:39.000 We cite it ad nauseum.

00:28:41.000 Well, we got 80 years we've been at balance.

00:28:44.000 I mean, limited, limited.

00:28:46.000 You mean unipolar dominance?

00:28:49.000 The balance.

00:28:49.000 The Cold War, that like massively.

00:28:52.000 And the only reason there was quote-unquote balance is because of the threat of nuclear weapons.

00:28:56.000 Like it was totally because you didn't want to start a fight with either of the big boys.

00:29:03.000 So they had the small proxy wars.

00:29:05.000 But the United States and Russia getting into any kind of significant conflict would be the end of modern society.

00:29:11.000 You might think with humans able to kill each other easier because we have airplanes and bigger weapons that it would have happened faster, but it's like driving on a road past someone.

00:29:19.000 You don't want to hit the guy, just like real life.

00:29:22.000 Yeah, that's exactly right.

00:29:23.000 We've had the most peaceful era in human history just because the magnitude of death is exorbitant.

00:29:29.000 Yeah.

00:29:30.000 Sup.

00:29:32.000 Mosquito drones.

00:29:34.000 Dude, you don't need that much of like a neurotoxin to take out a person.

00:29:34.000 Yeah.

00:29:39.000 I guarantee the U.S. government's got micro-delivery methods.

00:29:42.000 It's so easy.

00:29:42.000 They must be like, or probably they should be like, okay, if we use this, it's going to get used against us at some point.

00:29:47.000 How ethical is this thing to unleash?

00:29:49.000 No, That's not the way the weapons race war, the race for weapons works. 0.88

00:29:56.000 They're saying it's going to happen no matter what.

00:29:59.000 Like the Cold War, the arms race was they're building nukes no matter what we do.

00:30:03.000 It's not that if we use it, they might then do it later.

00:30:06.000 It's they have it now and they might use it now.

00:30:09.000 And bro, you know about the story where the Russian sub-guy almost launched a nuke, right? 0.93

00:30:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:13.000 Oh, gosh, that guy.

00:30:14.000 Wasn't it like they didn't know if it was a false alarm, so he decided not to fire and his protocol was to?

00:30:14.000 What was his name?

00:30:19.000 Yeah.

00:30:20.000 And then it would have been it.

00:30:21.000 It would have been it.

00:30:22.000 And then there's the other story, interesting, that we were going to launch when a UFO appeared and shut down our nuclear weapons.

00:30:28.000 You ever hear that one?

00:30:29.000 No, but we should talk about it.

00:30:32.000 Wasn't there an official under Kim Jong-un that was killed by a toxin in an airport?

00:30:38.000 Like a woman wiped his face.

00:30:39.000 Yeah, I think that was like someone related in his line of lineage.

00:30:44.000 It wasn't that long ago.

00:30:44.000 This is his uncle, right?

00:30:46.000 I knew a guy a long time ago, and he told me, young college guy, when I was like in my early 20s, and he said, terrorism doesn't exist.

00:30:53.000 I don't believe it.

00:30:54.000 And obviously, you know, some crazy guy might, you know, plant the bomb or something, but he was like, no, like actual planned terror doesn't exist.

00:31:01.000 Because he worked at a university in California in laboratory conditions.

00:31:06.000 And he said that they have chemicals that are cheap, easily obtained.

00:31:11.000 And if you touch a certain amount, you die.

00:31:14.000 And he was like, I don't believe that, you know, when they say all this stuff is real, it actually is.

00:31:20.000 Because if someone really wanted to terrorize somebody, there are powders that you can sprinkle in public and then people would just start dropping dead.

00:31:26.000 And it's like for 20 bucks.

00:31:29.000 Nobody does this stuff.

00:31:30.000 He's like, I don't actually think people want to do these things.

00:31:32.000 You know, the argument being that terrorism is intended to create shock and awe, not actually kill people.

00:31:37.000 Yeah.

00:31:38.000 Generally, people don't want to fight ever.

00:31:41.000 I mean, even though they want to eat chicken wings and sit down and watch sports.

00:31:43.000 Yeah, they had the Christmas truce in World War I where they got out of the trenches, both the Germans and the French, and they were like singing together.

00:31:49.000 And then it was their commanders were like, you have to fight them or we're going to kill you.

00:31:53.000 And so they were like, well, all right, back to war.

00:31:56.000 But nobody, nobody really wanted that.

00:31:58.000 Kim Jong-nam, the estranged brother of North Korean leader, this is that your U.S. migrant killed. 0.93

00:32:05.000 died February 13th after two women wiped his face with the VX nerve agent at Kuala Lumpur International Airport in Malaysia.

00:32:12.000 He died in 15 to 20 minutes.

00:32:15.000 I don't know what it is with the East Asians, but they love using like in Tokyo they had the sarin attack in the 90s and they just killed this gas. 1.00

00:32:23.000 This really bothers me because you know these women should have done. 1.00

00:32:27.000 They should have worn the fake lips with the chemical on it and then kissed him and then he drops that and they peel it off like in a movie.

00:32:34.000 Was that G.I. Joe or something?

00:32:34.000 What movie was it?

00:32:36.000 I know what you're talking about.

00:32:37.000 Yeah, she likes like Batman or something like that.

00:32:39.000 No, no, no.

00:32:40.000 Batman was poison IV just had Ned.

00:32:43.000 Because out in the West, we're like blowing each other up and everything.

00:32:45.000 But out in the East Asia, they got these suave like dads.

00:32:48.000 They're very sophisticated.

00:32:49.000 Yeah, they're getting really technical.

00:32:51.000 Take a look at East Asian martial arts and weapons compared to like the Europeans. 1.00

00:32:54.000 Right.

00:32:55.000 Europeans were more like larger strategy and Asians were like the craziest techniques because there was another one. 1.00

00:33:01.000 It was another one of Kim Jong-un's enemies and they strapped him to a chain gun, wasn't it?

00:33:05.000 They strapped him to the outside of a chain gun and like fired through him and cut him in half.

00:33:08.000 It was another one of it.

00:33:09.000 It was another one of his enemies.

00:33:10.000 I was thinking about Kim Jong-un man when he was like 12, they're like, bro, your uncle's going to have you killed.

00:33:14.000 He's going to kill you if you don't have him killed.

00:33:16.000 You need to issue the order.

00:33:17.000 And he's like 12.

00:33:18.000 And his dad's friends are like advising him.

00:33:20.000 He's like, all right.

00:33:21.000 Goblin King, bro.

00:33:22.000 They go all in out there and they don't play around.

00:33:24.000 All right.

00:33:24.000 All right, guys, guys.

00:33:25.000 Half measure.

00:33:26.000 We have to do this.

00:33:27.000 I got to tell you right now, did you know that the Simpsons predicted this very moment?

00:33:30.000 I'm going to play you for this clip because Simpsons predicted everything.

00:33:33.000 Listen to this.

00:33:34.000 Come and get rid of this Ayatollah t-shirt.

00:33:36.000 Khomeini died years ago.

00:33:38.000 Did he?

00:33:39.000 March.

00:33:39.000 It works on any Ayatollah.

00:33:41.000 Ayatollah Nakbuda.

00:33:43.000 Ayatollah to Haiti.

00:33:44.000 Even as we speak, Ayatollah Rasmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power. 0.97

00:33:49.000 I don't care who's consolidating their power.

00:33:52.000 So they didn't actually predict it, but this clip is hilarious because it kind of shows you that this Iran thing has been going on for a very, very, very long time. 0.82

00:34:00.000 But I do love that opening line where she's like, Khomeini died years ago.

00:34:03.000 Ayatollah t-shirt.

00:34:05.000 Khomeini died years ago.

00:34:06.000 And now we have another Khomeini. 0.96

00:34:09.000 It's Khomeini instead of Khomeini.

00:34:09.000 Yep.

00:34:12.000 Yeah, I know there's one letter difference.

00:34:13.000 Yep.

00:34:14.000 Like that, it is interesting.

00:34:15.000 He's always like crashing out on Twitter.

00:34:18.000 Like anytime the Americans put a little pressure on him, he just starts freaking out and firing tweets off.

00:34:22.000 He's talking about touching the boats again.

00:34:23.000 It's a bad idea to touch the boats.

00:34:25.000 I know.

00:34:26.000 I'm like, bad idea.

00:34:27.000 Why do we allow him to have a Twitter?

00:34:29.000 I mean, could the military industrial complex just like commandeer his ex account and have him post like, I think you should all die, you Americans, and plus Epstein was our friend or something. 0.53

00:34:40.000 You know what I mean?

00:34:41.000 Like just put Khomeini in the Epstein files and then get war. 0.78

00:34:41.000 Yeah. 0.78

00:34:45.000 Actually, hold on, hold on.

00:34:47.000 This is why I have questions about the military industrial complex right now, because the perfect opportunity to evade Iran was to have information come out in the files that Epstein worked for Iran.

00:34:57.000 I'm not saying literally, legitimately.

00:34:59.000 I'm saying if the military industrial complex wanted to propagandize and get Americans support war, all they had to do.

00:35:04.000 But we know it would be fake because you have these old posts from the Ayatollah on a Twitter from like 2013 where he's like yearning.

00:35:09.000 He was like, a woman is like a beautiful flower. 1.00

00:35:11.000 And he had all these like weird tweets back then.

00:35:13.000 He had another one where he's like, like tweeting about how great books are.

00:35:16.000 And he's like, I just really like books.

00:35:18.000 His old tweets are awesome.

00:35:20.000 Khomeini, really?

00:35:21.000 Yeah, they throw it.

00:35:22.000 It shows up on the timeline.

00:35:23.000 Like, hey, one, he was like, a woman is like a beautiful flower and you don't want to pluck away a petal because every time you pluck away a petal, it's like a, and it was like these really thoughtful like yearn posts.

00:35:31.000 And I was like, we would know if he was on the Epstein list, it's wrong.

00:35:33.000 I do think he's a true lover.

00:35:34.000 Do you remember back when a lot of the social media censorship was happening around 2016 that one of the common arguments from conservatives was like, how can you ban Alex Jones, but Khomeini's allowed to have an X account or Twitter account?

00:35:53.000 I think that is just because Elon Musk wants to troll him.

00:35:56.000 Oh, also, you can hack his account once we go to war and then make it look like he's surrendering.

00:36:02.000 I didn't want to give it away.

00:36:04.000 But, you know, hopefully our guys hear it.

00:36:05.000 And how mad you must be if you're Iranian right now, because your country is under threat, like potential regime change.

00:36:12.000 You can see the actual, the entirety of your government system fall apart.

00:36:15.000 And the Khomeini's like engagement farming on Twitter right now. 0.99

00:36:18.000 He's like trying to, he's trying to build up his Twitter.

00:36:20.000 Start my GoPro me.

00:36:22.000 He's going to invade it.

00:36:23.000 Yeah.

00:36:23.000 And he's out here just like following me on Substack.

00:36:25.000 He's like threatening to kill us on Twitter.

00:36:28.000 It's like, dude, Broad.

00:36:28.000 Yeah, he's going to make a substitute.

00:36:29.000 He's like, I want to tweet my way through it.

00:36:31.000 Yeah, dude.

00:36:32.000 That's actually, that's a good lesson for everyone.

00:36:33.000 If you're going through something in life, don't actually address it.

00:36:36.000 Just tweet through it.

00:36:37.000 Yeah.

00:36:38.000 I think it's very true.

00:36:38.000 Yeah.

00:36:38.000 Like, don't throw it.

00:36:39.000 If it's ever been more searchable than right now.

00:36:41.000 Yeah.

00:36:41.000 Give some good stuff for discovery.

00:36:42.000 It'd be good.

00:36:43.000 Like the amount of, I've learned about the dirtiness of the rest of the world.

00:36:45.000 Like to be on the bad side of the liberal economic order is so horrifying.

00:36:50.000 Like to just kind of join the empire and play along.

00:36:53.000 I don't.

00:36:54.000 You get a Twitter.

00:36:54.000 Like if Kim Jong-hood had a Twitter, how awesome is that the least worst system?

00:36:58.000 Just gas my brother.

00:36:59.000 I've never seen a better system in the liberal economic order, even though it's just brutal to the people.

00:37:03.000 It's a poison my brother.

00:37:04.000 Hashtag Family Few.

00:37:06.000 There is no better system.

00:37:08.000 So far advanced from all the other systems so far in human history.

00:37:12.000 You got a good system.

00:37:13.000 Wait, wait, guys.

00:37:14.000 Guys, I have a poll up on the show.

00:37:17.000 Yes, War with Iran or no, no more wars.

00:37:19.000 And War with Iran is at 51%.

00:37:22.000 So I'm going to side with the audience then.

00:37:25.000 Because I believe whatever the people believe.

00:37:28.000 And the people believe in war.

00:37:30.000 That's right.

00:37:31.000 Yeah.

00:37:32.000 And I've decided that one of the most effective ways to boost your live audience is to mispronounce words.

00:37:38.000 Connectity.

00:37:42.000 Bro, that Ben Shapiro tweet was off the rails.

00:37:44.000 Yeah, it was.

00:37:45.000 What was it?

00:37:46.000 You didn't see the Ben Shapiro tweet about Candace Owens.

00:37:48.000 I showed my wife and she was like, I can't believe Ben did that.

00:37:51.000 And we were just laughing.

00:37:51.000 No, I think I gleaned it.

00:37:53.000 He called her, retard.

00:37:56.000 Yeah, wow.

00:37:57.000 Because she accused him of wanting to use the hard R. You know, when he became hard.

00:38:01.000 Yeah.

00:38:01.000 With many R. Some of them would have the graphic.

00:38:04.000 The state of American politics is retarded. 1.00

00:38:07.000 It's ridiculous.

00:38:08.000 It's so bad.

00:38:09.000 I mean, on top of the fact that, you know, as Tate, you pointed this out earlier, not on the show, but you were like, the state of commentary is a streamer reacting to a streamer, commenting on a streamer.

00:38:19.000 Yeah, it was Sneeko reacting to Hassan Piker, reacting to Clavicular on Adam Friedland's show.

00:38:26.000 Four levels of influencer.

00:38:28.000 There was a post about Asmund Gold because he was commenting on something from Destiny, who was commenting on something from Hassan.

00:38:36.000 And so it was like six layers of streamer commentary.

00:38:40.000 And then it was like, the comment was something like cultural commentary in the multiverse.

00:38:46.000 Yeah.

00:38:47.000 That's what we should do.

00:38:48.000 We should pull up Sneeko's stream and then like react to we add a fifth layer to it. 0.96

00:38:51.000 And then we just keep going.

00:38:52.000 Someone else will grab it.

00:38:53.000 Do a live show reacting.

00:38:54.000 You know what I should do?

00:38:55.000 Just turn on Hassan Piker's live stream and live stream his live stream and just react to it.

00:38:59.000 Then he's reacting to us.

00:39:01.000 Everyone's five seconds.

00:39:03.000 But then whoever has the delay wins.

00:39:06.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:06.000 You used to do video responses in YouTube 2006 and 2007.

00:39:10.000 You could directly link to their video show like this.

00:39:13.000 I would respond directly to people and just talk to them and just emasculate people.

00:39:18.000 It was just popular.

00:39:18.000 It was kind of a dick.

00:39:19.000 20 years ago.

00:39:20.000 So what happened is that it evolves so that you can put their video in your video so that people have context for the response, but people talk about each other instead of to each other.

00:39:30.000 It's a great evolution.

00:39:32.000 You need to really go at you when you're talking to someone.

00:39:35.000 I just want you to imagine that it's like 1996 and you got a CD player.

00:39:40.000 And then, you know, this old guy's going, like, bro, we used to have eight tracks, man.

00:39:44.000 Like, we put them in.

00:39:45.000 And in order to get the, you got to flip it over in order to actually hear the other song.

00:39:49.000 And then, because you couldn't rewind.

00:39:50.000 And you're just going, like, what are you talking about?

00:39:52.000 Yeah, but it's like we used to sit in the room and actually play games together.

00:39:55.000 We used to talk to each other with video responses.

00:39:57.000 Isn't it crazy that Ian was 37 in 2006?

00:40:01.000 God.

00:40:02.000 No, I was 27 in 2006.

00:40:05.000 26.

00:40:06.000 It was, Phil, it was more funny.

00:40:07.000 You were 26?

00:40:08.000 It was direct.

00:40:09.000 Even though there was that break of time, they weren't talking about each other.

00:40:13.000 It was really, people were changing in real time because you had to defend yourself.

00:40:17.000 People would talk right at you and more people would watch the guy talking at you.

00:40:20.000 And you're like, well, I better fucking speak up for myself.

00:40:22.000 Ian, I want you to eat this.

00:40:24.000 What is it?

00:40:25.000 I want you to eat this pill.

00:40:26.000 I don't know what it is, dude.

00:40:27.000 There you go.

00:40:28.000 What happened to Kim Jong's job?

00:40:29.000 Come on.

00:40:30.000 It's Kim Chi.

00:40:31.000 Smells good.

00:40:32.000 It's kimchi.

00:40:33.000 It's kimchi.

00:40:34.000 Actually, is there garlic in it?

00:40:35.000 Squirrel.

00:40:36.000 I don't know.

00:40:37.000 Take the Korean guy's pill. 1.00

00:40:37.000 Yes, there is. 1.00

00:40:38.000 That has a good track.

00:40:40.000 Great track.

00:40:40.000 A Korean man just offered you powdered capsuled kimchi.

00:40:44.000 Yeah.

00:40:44.000 That's what I do because I actually do have a thing of kimchi from one of the people who are going to be able to get it.

00:40:48.000 I'm going to go get some water to take this.

00:40:50.000 It's actually taking it.

00:40:51.000 It's locking in.

00:40:52.000 It's locking in.

00:40:53.000 Good for him.

00:40:54.000 Oh, man.

00:40:55.000 Yeah, the current state of politics is funny because we're actually about to go to war.

00:40:59.000 It's going to cost us billions of dollars.

00:41:00.000 We've got a laugh track tonight.

00:41:02.000 Yeah.

00:41:03.000 Hey, you and I just heard we're going to invade Iran. 0.53

00:41:08.000 I agree with you, dude.

00:41:11.000 Not about that.

00:41:12.000 Oh, geez, maybe I do.

00:41:13.000 Is that the state of politics is a muddled mess.

00:41:16.000 Do you guys get that?

00:41:17.000 Because when you're in it, it's hard to tell.

00:41:19.000 But the world's trying to go crazy on each other.

00:41:22.000 Just look at the fact that you've got the, you know, the Save Act, right?

00:41:25.000 75% of Democrats, 90% of Republicans, and the Senate won't pass it.

00:41:32.000 You know what I learned?

00:41:32.000 You can change the rules from watching Big Bang Theory is that you don't actually need jokes in order to be funny.

00:41:40.000 You just need to say something with some kind of inflection and then play a laugh track.

00:41:45.000 So the response would be like, you guys here?

00:41:47.000 We're going to go to war with Iran. 1.00

00:41:52.000 And then it's just now everyone's laughing.

00:41:54.000 What's the deal with Iran?

00:41:55.000 What about I walk?

00:41:56.000 But you don't actually have to say, you're good.

00:41:59.000 Yeah, you know what's really funny is that that's annoying to me.

00:42:01.000 Jerry Seinfeld.

00:42:02.000 Yeah, Jerry Seinfeld.

00:42:03.000 It just isn't.

00:42:06.000 It's like he's stroking out.

00:42:07.000 Tim Poole.

00:42:08.000 Everyone loved David.

00:42:10.000 It was like the biggest show ever when he was doing that.

00:42:12.000 I saw something on X today that they were saying that they initially the show didn't test well because it was too Jewish.

00:42:20.000 He watched JJ in the very beginning.

00:42:23.000 They were just jocking back Mozigan.

00:42:26.000 I don't believe that, Dodo.

00:42:27.000 It was funny.

00:42:28.000 In the early days, they were like bitching. 1.00

00:42:31.000 They're just like reverse mortgaging houses every day.

00:42:32.000 Jerry David all the way across view are by bagel.

00:42:35.000 Yeah, you just did.

00:42:36.000 I just did.

00:42:37.000 Kramer was tame.

00:42:38.000 He scaled up his physical comedy, which made the show.

00:42:40.000 And Elaine, when they got Elaine, she wasn't in the pilot, but when they got it.

00:42:43.000 Because we never knew if Elaine was Jewish or not, so that's kind of frustrating.

00:42:45.000 She was definitely Jewish.

00:42:46.000 That could be Hungarian.

00:42:48.000 You know, George Costanza is based off Larry David.

00:42:48.000 Yeah.

00:42:51.000 Yeah.

00:42:52.000 That's who he's supposed to be.

00:42:53.000 Who is Jewish?

00:42:54.000 Very Jewish. 0.83

00:42:55.000 Infamously, yeah.

00:42:56.000 Very Jewish. 0.83

00:42:56.000 Infamously. 0.83

00:42:57.000 That's like, yeah, his whole thing is that he's like a disgruntled Jew. 1.00

00:43:00.000 Yeah.

00:43:01.000 This is why Iran wants to go to war with the United States. 0.95

00:43:03.000 It's Larry David.

00:43:05.000 It's because of Seinfeld overall.

00:43:06.000 They had all those Jews on the show.

00:43:08.000 You know, I met last year with Netanyahu, and the most offensive thing about it was that they wanted to convince me that we should go to war with Iran, but they never offered me $7,000.

00:43:18.000 Shame.

00:43:19.000 You know how that feels when it's like, we expect you to do this for free, but other people get paid?

00:43:24.000 It's like, hey, come on.

00:43:25.000 You have value.

00:43:26.000 I know.

00:43:27.000 I was really let down because like I think all the funny Jews came to America because then like every time you meet Israel, there's not really that funny. 1.00

00:43:33.000 They're just like really obsessed about their future.

00:43:36.000 Where's the human?

00:43:38.000 Like was Bibi funny?

00:43:39.000 People cracking jokes?

00:43:40.000 Mel Brooks is.

00:43:41.000 No, no.

00:43:42.000 Yeah, so they sent all the funny ones here and then the rest of them that weren't that funny, I guess, went to Israel.

00:43:46.000 I don't know.

00:43:46.000 Something about the New York water.

00:43:47.000 There's some anthropology here.

00:43:48.000 There's going to be a paper on this, I think.

00:43:50.000 New York's not doing too well.

00:43:51.000 No, New York.

00:43:52.000 Have you ever seen Muslim communists? 0.76

00:43:54.000 And now what something happened in New York like overnight.

00:43:59.000 No, no, for real, because there's videos of just feces everywhere.

00:44:03.000 And I lived in New York for five years.

00:44:05.000 I never have seen anything like this.

00:44:07.000 And my thought is one of two things.

00:44:09.000 One, like the city workers, once Momdani got in, were like, screw him, I'm not doing work.

00:44:14.000 Or it could be that there was a basic administrative function like flicking a switch that Mamdani didn't know to do.

00:44:21.000 So in all seriousness, it could be like his administration gets in and they were unaware that the previous administration does some kind of remittance for, you know, waste services on a certain date and they didn't do it.

00:44:33.000 So then the services didn't get done.

00:44:34.000 But something happens where there's garbage piling up everywhere in New York and there's feces everywhere in New York.

00:44:39.000 And now he's defunding the police.

00:44:41.000 Yeah, that was a question.

00:44:42.000 That was a comment that I actually had a couple, like a couple of weeks ago or whatever.

00:44:44.000 Like you assume that the new administration still has all of the proper functioning branches of government and just that Momdani comes in and there would still be your normal services.

00:44:56.000 I was blown away that he's actually managed to basically run the city into the ground so fast.

00:45:00.000 Well, no, but what happened is Eric Adams, like the one thing you got to hand it to him, and I can say this, I was living in New York City.

00:45:05.000 I saw the transition from de Blasio to Eric Adams.

00:45:08.000 As Eric Adams, like the one thing he would always point to as like the dub of his mayoral like administration was that he actually like got the city quite clean.

00:45:15.000 Like the rat population did decline quite extensively.

00:45:18.000 So when Mamdani came in, the first thing he did was undo every single executive order that Eric Adams had declared.

00:45:24.000 And a lot of those executive orders related to sanitation, related to, again, extermination.

00:45:29.000 So these sorts of things happen.

00:45:30.000 You reverse that.

00:45:31.000 Suddenly, all these city workers who were once tasked to sanitation are now tasked elsewhere.

00:45:35.000 And that's why you're seeing this like massive city.

00:45:37.000 Let's jump to this real quick from Fox News.

00:45:39.000 Momdani has proposed defunding the NYPD.

00:45:44.000 Finally, it only took the guy claiming he did want to defund the NYPD, who then claimed during his campaign he didn't want to defund the NYPD to get in so that he could defund the NYPD.

00:45:54.000 He was just talking about canceling 5,000 new officer hires.

00:45:59.000 Now he's basically holding the city hostage, saying, guys, did you watch Mamdani's budget proposal?

00:46:07.000 I died.

00:46:09.000 You know why we had a laugh track today?

00:46:11.000 We added a laugh track because I watched Mamdani say, it's not fair that we pay 54.5% taxes to the state, but only get back 40%.

00:46:23.000 To which my response is to Mayor Mamdani, from each according to their ability to each according to their need.

00:46:31.000 So for a communist to be like, why are they making me do more work, but not giving me what I want is just so absolutely ironic.

00:46:40.000 It's not even a fire truck on fire.

00:46:42.000 The fire truck has just melted into molten goop.

00:46:46.000 That's how ironic it is.

00:46:48.000 Now the dude is saying, if we don't tax the rich, by the way, 10% of the top earners have already fled the city.

00:46:53.000 He says, if we don't tax the rich more, we're going to tax the middle and working class.

00:46:58.000 And it's not my fault.

00:47:00.000 In reality, what he's saying is, we know we can't tax the wealthy anymore because they're already fleeing.

00:47:05.000 So we're framing this as though the taxes on you are because of them, which we predicted.

00:47:13.000 Exactly what we had said.

00:47:15.000 This is what Venezuela does.

00:47:16.000 This is what the communists do.

00:47:18.000 When their policies invariably fail, they say someone else did it to us.

00:47:23.000 So now Momdani is saying it's Hochul's fault.

00:47:25.000 It's the state's fault that we have to raise your taxes and people are going to get behind them because they're dumb.

00:47:32.000 Communists always say, oh, you know, it's the capitalists' fault.

00:47:35.000 And when it's a communist country, they blame the United States.

00:47:37.000 They blame the CIA.

00:47:38.000 The same thing's going on in California.

00:47:41.000 They say, oh, you know, we're going to raise, they're going to have this, what is the wealth tax they're talking about on billionaires.

00:47:46.000 They lost over a trillion dollars in tax revenue in the past couple months because, you know, they're like, oh, you're going to tax us?

00:47:52.000 Well, then we're just going to leave.

00:47:54.000 Businesses are moving out.

00:47:55.000 This happens consistently.

00:47:56.000 And one of the things with New York, there was a ton of people that have been all over XAN.

00:48:00.000 Oh, yeah, I thought that a bunch of people were going to move out.

00:48:02.000 Oh, I thought a bunch of people are going to move out.

00:48:04.000 It's like, well, look at it now.

00:48:05.000 There's a lot.

00:48:06.000 How many?

00:48:07.000 I didn't catch how much Tim said, but a lot of people have left.

00:48:09.000 Like half a million a year.

00:48:10.000 10% of millionaires or something?

00:48:13.000 10% of the top earners, which includes like middle to high-income people as well.

00:48:18.000 Yeah.

00:48:18.000 Just bailing because they have the resources to do it.

00:48:22.000 The weather's not particularly great this time of year.

00:48:24.000 They're like, all right, now's the time.

00:48:25.000 Let's get out of here.

00:48:26.000 Maybe this is a play from Trump.

00:48:27.000 Trump goes on TV and he's like, the economy is doing great.

00:48:30.000 And then literally anybody who goes to the grocery store is like, yeah, that's not true.

00:48:33.000 But maybe the play is this.

00:48:34.000 New York's taxes are so high, you combine that.

00:48:37.000 I mean, if you're a regular working class person, you're paying something like 13% to New York based on the state and city tax on top of your federal income tax.

00:48:45.000 And so you've got $10 eggs and then you're losing half your money.

00:48:49.000 You're going to be like, I got to move somewhere else.

00:48:51.000 So maybe Trump is just strangling out these commies. 1.00

00:48:54.000 Well, it's funny because the wealthiest of the wealthy, like the truly elite, like are pretty much untouched by any of these policies.

00:48:59.000 If you look at how New York City operates fundamentally, look at the new, they call them like the toothpick towers by Central Park Billionaires Row.

00:49:05.000 Those are owned by like Saudis. 1.00

00:49:06.000 They're owned by maybe Americans that have their wealth stored elsewhere, these sorts of things.

00:49:10.000 Even Donald Trump, like Trump Tower, these sorts of things.

00:49:12.000 He's like Mr. New York City.

00:49:13.000 His residency is in Florida now.

00:49:15.000 He's paying Florida taxes, but he still obviously has a huge fight in New York City.

00:49:17.000 So it's like the top earners, those types of guys, this doesn't affect them at all.

00:49:21.000 No, no, no, but hold on.

00:49:22.000 There's no such thing as a top earner.

00:49:25.000 I was hanging out in D.C. a couple weeks ago, and I was having an argument with these gentlemen who I said people don't have as much money as you think they do.

00:49:34.000 People think that Jeff Bezos can snap his finger and then build a skyscraper.

00:49:38.000 That's only technically correct.

00:49:40.000 I was like, Bezos makes something like, what does he get, like a million bucks a year?

00:49:44.000 He pays himself like $83,000 a month or something.

00:49:47.000 So it just comes out to a million.

00:49:48.000 Then with bonuses, he actually takes home only a couple million.

00:49:52.000 His wealth is tied to his stock, which he can only sell in certain intervals.

00:49:55.000 And I'm like, so the amount of money that guy probably has liquid is probably very, very little.

00:50:00.000 And then most of his assets are going to be in some kind of either semi-liquid or hard asset.

00:50:05.000 And these people don't believe it.

00:50:07.000 They're like, no, man, that dude's a billionaire.

00:50:09.000 He's probably got $100 million.

00:50:11.000 And I'm like, that's insane to sit on cash like this.

00:50:15.000 Elon Musk is worth, what, $8.5 billion or $850 billion now.

00:50:20.000 And he just said the other day that he's going, well, he got access to like $850 million.

00:50:25.000 But you don't use your own money for building a building.

00:50:27.000 You get a loan.

00:50:28.000 Yeah.

00:50:28.000 But this is the point.

00:50:30.000 All of it operates this way.

00:50:32.000 Nobody is actually sitting on cash and able to spend this much money.

00:50:36.000 So the thing is with New York City and these buildings, I'm going to tell you guys a secret.

00:50:41.000 You want to know what the rich people do?

00:50:42.000 Everyone talks about these loopholes.

00:50:45.000 They get a Delaware trust.

00:50:47.000 They cost $5,000 per year to maintain.

00:50:51.000 They dump a bunch of money into it.

00:50:54.000 Now, let's say the trust has got $10 million.

00:50:57.000 The trust then buys a house for $1 million cash.

00:51:01.000 A year later, the house is worth $1.5 million.

00:51:03.000 They sell it.

00:51:04.000 Now the trust is up $500,000 and does not pay taxes on it.

00:51:09.000 Crazy true.

00:51:10.000 Then they buy a new house for $2 million and they live in it.

00:51:14.000 When they're done, they sell that house for $3 million and the money goes to the trust and they do not pay taxes on it.

00:51:19.000 So just clearly.

00:51:20.000 The trust has the money has the way it works is that the money in the trust has never been realized.

00:51:28.000 Trusts can make investments and sell and trade and do all these things, but until an individual extracts that, a beneficiary takes it out of the trust, they have not received a realized gain to pay taxes on.

00:51:40.000 So most rich people just buy these Delaware trusts and say, I never made any money.

00:51:45.000 The trust is making money, but that's just an investment.

00:51:48.000 I've never realized those gains.

00:51:50.000 Yeah, well, I mean, you even see, I mean, like New York City, a great example of like how the elite function in New York City.

00:51:54.000 Now, again, this is neither here nor there, but like look at NYU.

00:51:57.000 Like NYU is the definition of like kind of this new elite, this new global elite in a lot of ways.

00:52:02.000 None of the kids at NYU, their families or them themselves are paying taxes in New York City.

00:52:07.000 They have that New York City lifestyle, these sorts of things.

00:52:07.000 They live in New York City.

00:52:09.000 None of them are paying any New York City taxes.

00:52:11.000 All these taxes really affect the people that are actual business owners in New York City, these sorts of things.

00:52:16.000 And then like to Amber's point, I mean, the way that these top guys like access wealth is they can just take leverage against their own assets and they can have access to like liquid capital instantly through that.

00:52:25.000 Elon's an exception because he has a massive pay package now.

00:52:28.000 So he's actually like a rare exception because he actually just decided to, again, extract a massive pay package out of Tesla.

00:52:35.000 It's a trillion.

00:52:36.000 I think he got his trillion dollars or something approximate from that.

00:52:39.000 He got something very close, but he's an exception.

00:52:41.000 Like you said, Bezos, these guys aren't.

00:52:43.000 When Elon tweeted out money can't buy you happiness, I was actually surprised to see the man was so philosophically stunted.

00:52:52.000 It's like, Elon, you've been rich forever, right?

00:52:57.000 Certainly you understand more at this point.

00:52:59.000 You don't need to be like, I've just realized, you know, tweeting out money can't buy you happiness.

00:53:03.000 It's like, dude, come on.

00:53:06.000 That's usually what broke people.

00:53:08.000 That's what I, that's what I tell myself.

00:53:09.000 He just deleted all that money.

00:53:11.000 He wrote a script for Grok to tweet for him and Grok did it.

00:53:14.000 I pictured him in his penthouse on top, literally on top of the world.

00:53:17.000 Well, figuratively, on top of the world.

00:53:18.000 I don't, I don't know, world overlooking the world.

00:53:19.000 He's like, I have everything and I'm not happy.

00:53:23.000 No, I'm pretty sure he lives in like, doesn't he live in like a little mobile or something?

00:53:26.000 He doesn't, yeah, he doesn't have an extravagant house.

00:53:28.000 Yeah.

00:53:28.000 I understand.

00:53:29.000 He was sleeping on someone's couch.

00:53:31.000 There was a moment.

00:53:32.000 What I was thinking was there was a moment where he was in extreme opulence and just like I don't think so.

00:53:39.000 I think Elon's story has always been that he had like a, he had like a decently good house, sold it, and then lived in like a mobile little camper.

00:53:45.000 Maybe not his home.

00:53:46.000 I mean, maybe he was on a, at some party, you know, standing up on top of like his own space or something.

00:53:52.000 Ian, Bill Gates famously wears gaudy clothing.

00:53:56.000 There's a story of him going into a casino and putting $20 on blackjack and losing.

00:54:00.000 Like, well, I'm done.

00:54:02.000 That guy's super rich too, but they don't live this way.

00:54:04.000 Sure, to be fair, like they're on private jets, but people also don't understand private jets are fake.

00:54:08.000 What I mean by that is when you see a video of an influencer on a private jet, that's fabricated.

00:54:14.000 Flying on a private jet is uncomfortable.

00:54:16.000 You don't got a lot of room and there's no snacks, no food.

00:54:20.000 And, you know, I've been on some good jets where they could play a movie, but they really don't because it's an inconvenience.

00:54:25.000 So you're really in a cramped space.

00:54:27.000 The convenience of it is there's no security.

00:54:29.000 You literally walk into what's called an FBO, a fixed space operator.

00:54:32.000 They say, right this way, you get on this, on this jet where you can't really stand up.

00:54:37.000 Even the better ones, they're still kind of cramped.

00:54:39.000 And then you fly.

00:54:40.000 There's nothing.

00:54:41.000 Maybe on a good one, you'll get internet.

00:54:43.000 We've had internet a couple times.

00:54:44.000 And then you land.

00:54:45.000 It's not decadent.

00:54:46.000 It's not opulent.

00:54:47.000 It's just faster.

00:54:48.000 For security purposes, it brings you closer to where you want to go.

00:54:51.000 So if you're landing at an executive airport or an FBO, usually you can get closer to your destination instead of having to land at an international commercial airport and driving.

00:54:58.000 My point is, people assume that Elon as this ultra-wealthy trillionaire, he's like on his own private 757.

00:55:06.000 That's probably not happening at all.

00:55:08.000 Considering that it's hard for him to liquidate those resources that he owns in like Tesla and SpaceX, he only has access like Phil was pointing out, like what, 800 million?

00:55:16.000 Yep, something like that.

00:55:17.000 That's a lot, but that's not cash because no sane person is going to have that in cash.

00:55:21.000 That makes no sense.

00:55:22.000 So, let me put it like this: I once flew in a private private jet with a tech billionaire, and it was boring and uncomfortable and cramped.

00:55:28.000 This guy literally, well, I don't want to call him a billionaire because he was actually just like a little bit below billion dollars.

00:55:33.000 And he's like, Here's my private jet.

00:55:35.000 And I'm like, Cool, this is fun, but it's not, it's not opulent.

00:55:39.000 Certainly, opulence exists.

00:55:40.000 Like, Taylor, uh, Taylor Swift was flying on, what was she flying on?

00:55:43.000 It was like a Learjet or something, I think so.

00:55:45.000 It was like a G4 or something, yeah, G4, maybe.

00:55:47.000 And you actually get a bit of headroom, but you're still like most of these jets.

00:55:51.000 It is not what people imagine.

00:55:52.000 So, what happens is they go on Instagram.

00:55:56.000 It literally is a fact.

00:55:58.000 I can't relate to this at all.

00:55:58.000 I just can't.

00:55:59.000 They are, but this is the secret.

00:56:02.000 The truth is, the world is built for poor people. 0.99

00:56:05.000 The overwhelming majority of the people on the planet are poor.

00:56:08.000 And while rich people have access to all of these things, it's typically for poor people.

00:56:12.000 So, let me put it like this.

00:56:14.000 Actually, Andrew Tate put it really, really great.

00:56:17.000 He said, once you get rich, all you're doing is looking for a better steak.

00:56:21.000 And he absolutely nailed it.

00:56:23.000 I disagree because you're also trying to preserve the system, the entire economic system that enables steak to be produced.

00:56:31.000 Not necessarily.

00:56:32.000 Not if you're like a day trader and you're just extracting from the system.

00:56:36.000 I mean, you should maybe be like a moral obligation to protect the system that produces this.

00:56:39.000 I also want to say, Amber, you can probably intellectualize this idea.

00:56:43.000 This is like a good dynamic we have is where I like throw something out and then she explains it.

00:56:47.000 I hate like this Warren Buffett wholesome Chungus wealthy, like where he's like exorbitantly wealthy, but he's like, I go to McDonald's and drive a corolla.

00:56:54.000 I'm like, if you're wealthy, if you're that rich, I want you to live in like a super villain.

00:56:57.000 Yeah, I want you to be like covering Native American reservations and peanut butter just for no reason, just like blowing stuff. 0.88

00:57:03.000 Like, I want you to live in like a supervillain.

00:57:06.000 That's what I want to see.

00:57:06.000 Can you explain this?

00:57:07.000 Well, okay, so I mean, the thing is, is to get that rich, you have to be careful about lifestyle creep.

00:57:14.000 And so, they become accustomed to being relatively frugal in their daily purchases because that's how they amass their wealth.

00:57:22.000 That's why you see NFL players go broke two years after retirement.

00:57:26.000 This is my point.

00:57:28.000 Let me tell you guys a secret.

00:57:30.000 Most fancy steakhouses that you find on Google are fake, fancy.

00:57:36.000 They are designed to cater to the middle to lower income people who want to pretend to be rich.

00:57:42.000 Like Roose Chris?

00:57:43.000 Yes, exactly.

00:57:45.000 Yeah, I disposed that place.

00:57:47.000 There's always people taking like trashy birthday pictures in front of the Roost Chris sign, and I'm just like, I can't.

00:57:53.000 I'm not a fan of it.

00:57:54.000 I'd rather go to Outback Steakhouse.

00:57:55.000 Agreed.

00:57:56.000 Longhorn.

00:57:57.000 Bro, I went to Longhorn Steakhouse, and the filet was incredible.

00:58:01.000 But I'll tell you a secret: the actual wealthy people, they go to places only they know about.

00:58:07.000 You want to know if someone's truly rich?

00:58:09.000 Their clothes don't have tags on them.

00:58:11.000 I was at Mar-a-Lago, and there was a guy sitting.

00:58:13.000 So I don't know if you guys are layout, but there's in the lobby area.

00:58:16.000 There was an older guy sitting on the couch, and some old ladies walk in, and they were like, Oh, Peter.

00:58:23.000 She goes, Oh my God, you're wearing tags.

00:58:25.000 And he was like, Well, you know, I had to go get something.

00:58:28.000 I needed something to wear.

00:58:29.000 Because you get it tailored.

00:58:31.000 Your clothing is all custom-made by a tailor who measures you and it fits you perfectly.

00:58:35.000 And I went to, I went and got food with Tucker Carlson once, and we get in a car and he's like, I know a great place.

00:58:43.000 And we ate at what was a, it was like a mansion.

00:58:46.000 Like, we pulled to a house.

00:58:47.000 There's no sign for it.

00:58:48.000 I couldn't find it on the map.

00:58:49.000 And the room that we ate in was the study.

00:58:52.000 Yeah.

00:58:52.000 And it had a fireplace and they closed the door and there's books behind us.

00:58:55.000 And it was literally like being in someone's house, except their waiter would come into the room.

00:58:59.000 And then I was like, what is this place?

00:59:02.000 And then it's not listed on Google Maps.

00:59:06.000 It's like you are wealthy and it caters to the actual wealthy people.

00:59:09.000 And here's the secret: they don't care what you wear.

00:59:13.000 Right.

00:59:14.000 Never did.

00:59:15.000 One of my favorite stories is there's a place in Chicago called Steak 48.

00:59:18.000 Probably one of the best steak I've ever been to.

00:59:20.000 This place is a real, real high-end place.

00:59:24.000 So I recommend it.

00:59:25.000 It's just, it's down the street from the Trump Tower in Chicago.

00:59:28.000 The best steak I've ever had in my life, unquestionably the butcher's cut from Steak 48.

00:59:31.000 We usually go on Christmas when I'm back home.

00:59:34.000 And servers there, professional.

00:59:38.000 I go there once a year and the server there knows me.

00:59:40.000 And he's like, Mr. Poole, welcome back.

00:59:42.000 It's good to see you this year.

00:59:43.000 They told me a story where a football player showed up in sweatpants and the manager was like, sir, you can't dress like that in here.

00:59:49.000 And he was like, what do you mean?

00:59:50.000 He had like a party of 11 people.

00:59:52.000 And so then he was like, all right, we'll go somewhere else.

00:59:53.000 And when the owner found out, he fired the manager on the spot.

00:59:57.000 He was like, that football player drops 50 grand on a table and you kicked him out for his sweatpants.

01:00:03.000 Actual wealthy places, as long as you don't stink, they don't care.

01:00:07.000 Yeah.

01:00:07.000 And so there's all, so my point is this.

01:00:11.000 People have an Instagram and MTV and reality TV view of what, well, I shouldn't say MDV because they're basically dead at this point, but they have a reality TV view of what wealth is because the TV and the narrative machine creates a view of wealth for people so that they assume.

01:00:25.000 Let me put it like this.

01:00:26.000 Most ultra wealthy people flying private jets don't even own them.

01:00:29.000 It's just a charter.

01:00:31.000 Just you charter them.

01:00:32.000 It's like calling a taxi.

01:00:33.000 And it's not that often.

01:00:35.000 They call a broker and say, is it available?

01:00:37.000 And the cost for a private jet, I would argue, is about two to three times the cost for a first-class ticket.

01:00:44.000 So if you need to fly, so we flew the crew from West Virginia to New York when we did the big time square run.

01:00:50.000 It was $13,000 for eight people.

01:00:54.000 So it's a little bit more than first class would have been.

01:00:57.000 And that meant that we didn't have to wait for, well, I don't know if you went, Ian.

01:01:02.000 Yeah, I did.

01:01:02.000 It's an entire day of work.

01:01:04.000 Exactly.

01:01:05.000 Instead of everyone going to the airport, waiting, and then it's like five hours to the airport, then land, we literally just 20-minute ride to the airport, walk on the plane, land, 20-minute drive, and we were at our destination.

01:01:16.000 It cut down like four or five hours.

01:01:18.000 And with, I think we had like nine seats because a person can actually sit in the bathroom. 0.95

01:01:23.000 And so it's $13,000.

01:01:24.000 So it's a little bit more than a grand per person, which a first-class ticket would have been $700 or $800.

01:01:29.000 So we were like, okay, it's going to cost us maybe an extra four grand to bring everybody to New York, but it saves us a day of work.

01:01:38.000 Yeah, you run the opportunity cost of the day of work that you would have spent going commercial and you actually come out ahead because it would have been more than four grand.

01:01:44.000 There's like eight of us.

01:01:45.000 If we all, you know, putting all eight employees for one day of work is probably worth $20,000 of labor.

01:01:50.000 I also feel like with Tucker, the story you explained.

01:01:53.000 What was it?

01:01:53.000 The Green Book.

01:01:54.000 Was that that movie where like it was like black people can only go to certain places?

01:01:57.000 So they would give them like a green book.

01:01:58.000 Yeah.

01:01:59.000 I think with Tucker, because there's like 100 WASPs left, like in the country, probably. 0.99

01:02:03.000 There's probably like a green book for wasps.

01:02:05.000 And it's like you pull up to like Omaha.

01:02:07.000 It's like, here's your Cape Cod restaurant.

01:02:08.000 You know, you can get a good clam shower here.

01:02:10.000 And it's like no one else knows about it except the WASPs. 0.85

01:02:13.000 He could never go out to eat when he lived in D.C. because he would just get harassed.

01:02:17.000 This is why these things exist, though, because there are people where it's not me, but there are people like Tucker where if they go to any normal restaurant, it's going to cause a problem.

01:02:28.000 So they go to these special private, you know, high-end places.

01:02:31.000 Sneakies?

01:02:32.000 Yeah, I was going to say that.

01:02:33.000 I want to stress this.

01:02:33.000 And I want to stress this.

01:02:35.000 Another way you know you're in an actual fancy place, there are no prices on the menu.

01:02:40.000 You go to somewhere and you think it's fancy and there's a price on the menu.

01:02:43.000 You are at a like middle income.

01:02:44.000 So even shout out to Steak48.

01:02:46.000 They're fantastic, but the prices are all listed.

01:02:48.000 So I'm going to be honest with you.

01:02:50.000 I've gone to eat with people.

01:02:52.000 We've gone to restaurants and they don't list the prices.

01:02:55.000 They don't know or care what the bill is going to be.

01:02:59.000 It doesn't even occur to them.

01:03:00.000 And then when the server comes back over, they don't even hand them a check.

01:03:03.000 They just hold their card up.

01:03:05.000 They never even look at the bill.

01:03:07.000 They never ask for the check.

01:03:08.000 They say, you can run it.

01:03:09.000 And then they come back and they just say, you're good.

01:03:11.000 Gratuity is included.

01:03:12.000 I do that to Denny's.

01:03:14.000 Right.

01:03:15.000 Everybody has their scale, you know what I mean?

01:03:16.000 Well, it's like these really expensive steakhouses and then like fish fish houses where you go and it's like market price for everything.

01:03:22.000 Yeah, market price makes sense, though, because important stuff.

01:03:26.000 Yeah, but there are.

01:03:26.000 Yeah.

01:03:27.000 You just order the crab cake and you're like, F it, man.

01:03:30.000 Whatever it costs.

01:03:32.000 $80 these days.

01:03:33.000 There are a lot of places in New York that are fake speakeasies.

01:03:37.000 It's terrible.

01:03:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:38.000 Pretty much all the speakeasies that people know about are fake speakeasies.

01:03:42.000 But it actually is interesting because there's like one in the lower east side called, I don't know if it's still there, Apothecary.

01:03:49.000 Delicious.

01:03:51.000 Yeah.

01:03:51.000 It's pretty well known.

01:03:52.000 But when you're walking down the street, it looks like a disgusting hobo alley. 1.00

01:03:56.000 Is that the one where you walk down steps?

01:03:58.000 Dude, there's so many cool speakeasies in New York.

01:04:01.000 There's one where it's like a vending machine.

01:04:02.000 You have to walk through a coffee shop.

01:04:04.000 You're like going through a Walgreens.

01:04:05.000 Like, is there a bar around here?

01:04:06.000 And it's like, sir, you need to go to jail.

01:04:09.000 Speakeasy in LA, this was years and years ago.

01:04:14.000 We had to enter through like the kitchen of a Korean barbecue restaurant.

01:04:20.000 It was awesome.

01:04:20.000 I'd rather just have the Korean barbecue.

01:04:22.000 We thought about it.

01:04:24.000 Oh, you know what we got to do?

01:04:25.000 Mary's idea for a North Korean barbecue.

01:04:27.000 That was really cool.

01:04:27.000 Oh, yeah.

01:04:29.000 This is how much people like that.

01:04:30.000 And like, you'll order a pound of beef and we bring you like a quarter pound.

01:04:33.000 And we're like, what do you mean?

01:04:34.000 And every once in a while, the server just kills you by touching your face.

01:04:36.000 The servers are all dressed like Kim Jong-un.

01:04:39.000 They wipe your face.

01:04:41.000 Yeah.

01:04:42.000 This is a pro tip for anyone in the crowd.

01:04:43.000 If you're like, if you're on a night out with the squad, one way to get morale really high to hype up the squad really quickly is go to the bar, prepay for like a bucket of beers, and then tell them when they bring the beers to the table to say this is on the house.

01:04:57.000 That is a killer move.

01:04:59.000 So then they bring the bucket of beers out and then they go like, this one's on the house.

01:05:02.000 Table gets hype, morale improves.

01:05:04.000 I think that's the poor man equivalent. 0.68

01:05:05.000 That's the working class equivalent to the steakhouse with no label. 1.00

01:05:09.000 My favorite is when you go to the bar and you say, drinks for everyone.

01:05:13.000 They all cheer, but then you just make them pay their own bills.

01:05:15.000 Yeah, that's a good one, too.

01:05:16.000 Tim, are you familiar with the poor man's first class?

01:05:18.000 What's that?

01:05:19.000 It's when no one books the middle seat.

01:05:22.000 That one gets hit.

01:05:23.000 I know it well.

01:05:24.000 You get the window seat hyped up when you say that first class.

01:05:27.000 I'm all about steak night at the Eagle.

01:05:30.000 So let me tell you guys.

01:05:32.000 See, sometimes it's all about the secrets.

01:05:34.000 And the secret is a standard economy seat in a plane where no one books the middle or the aisle seat next to you is better than first class.

01:05:42.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:43.000 You lift the arm up and you can lay down.

01:05:45.000 Oh, I forget about it, dude.

01:05:46.000 I'll get up.

01:05:47.000 I have to pay for my champagne still.

01:05:47.000 I don't know.

01:05:50.000 After they get a plane, I'll drink.

01:05:53.000 And you get nicer snacks in first.

01:05:55.000 Oh, and then you can't.

01:05:56.000 Yeah, but the first class snacks are those like grain fig bars and popcorn.

01:06:01.000 Oh, they're phoning it in nowadays.

01:06:02.000 Yeah, but now they don't even give pretzels anymore half the time. 1.00

01:06:02.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:05.000 It's one of those stupid soy oiled biscoff crackers.

01:06:10.000 I had to get on my knees and beg for a bag of mixed nuts like a dog.

01:06:10.000 I know.

01:06:14.000 Yeah.

01:06:15.000 That's part of it.

01:06:16.000 They give me mixed nuts and I go to sleep and I wake up.

01:06:18.000 I got mixed nuts.

01:06:19.000 I'm like, what is this?

01:06:19.000 I don't want this.

01:06:21.000 Now I'm responsible for these nuts.

01:06:22.000 They don't even give you a full-size pretzel.

01:06:24.000 It's mini pretzels.

01:06:25.000 They don't even give you the cans.

01:06:26.000 It's so offensive.

01:06:26.000 They don't even give you the can anymore.

01:06:28.000 They pour it in and then save the other half for the next passenger.

01:06:30.000 Are we in an obsession?

01:06:31.000 What's going on?

01:06:32.000 Is this like a Soviet Union?

01:06:33.000 Is this the Soviet Union?

01:06:34.000 Give me the can.

01:06:35.000 I paid like $100 for it.

01:06:36.000 And they fill it up with their nasty ice that you know has got something in it.

01:06:40.000 It's got a coli out of it. 0.99

01:06:42.000 That's like getting coffee on a plane.

01:06:43.000 You never do that.

01:06:44.000 I do it.

01:06:46.000 Do you guys see that Spirit wants to do standing room planes?

01:06:50.000 Okay.

01:06:50.000 Oh, no.

01:06:51.000 It was Ryan Air.

01:06:53.000 To his defense, he went on there and he was like, if I see this ticket.

01:06:53.000 Ryan Air, there you go.

01:06:57.000 Yeah, right.

01:06:57.000 And he said, he went on British television and they were like, how could you possibly come up with an idea?

01:07:01.000 That's so evil.

01:07:02.000 And he says, I guarantee you, I get this approved and I sell these for $2.

01:07:02.000 That just shows you how to touch.

01:07:06.000 It's going to be the first one.

01:07:07.000 It was $20, wasn't it?

01:07:08.000 He said it was going to be £2, and you could stand there.

01:07:10.000 And he said, I guarantee you, all those seats will sell.

01:07:12.000 No way for two.

01:07:13.000 I thought it was $20.

01:07:14.000 He went on TV and he's like, if I saw them for two, he's like, those will all sell it first.

01:07:16.000 So he's like, call me evil.

01:07:17.000 He's like, they'll sell it first.

01:07:18.000 Yeah, I can't stand these commies. 1.00

01:07:20.000 You know what I mean?

01:07:21.000 Like, everyone should be allowed.

01:07:22.000 Listen, some people can't afford a plane ticket and they would sit in the cargo hold if they could because we have people who try.

01:07:27.000 Yeah.

01:07:28.000 So let them stand up if they want to.

01:07:29.000 What I do think is great is the interlocking seats.

01:07:32.000 Have you seen this?

01:07:33.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:34.000 Where they basically lift one seat up because that because that means in economy, you get more legroom.

01:07:41.000 They fit more seats in and everybody gets more legroom.

01:07:45.000 Yeah, because when they when they won't do that because they want to demoralize us.

01:07:49.000 Oh, right.

01:07:49.000 Yeah.

01:07:50.000 It's all about just waiting for us.

01:07:51.000 If it's a $20 ticket, you can break my legs.

01:07:54.000 Just show me my super.

01:07:55.000 All right, guys, guys.

01:07:56.000 Let's jump to the story from Mediaites.

01:07:58.000 Lara Trump teases president has UFO speech ready and waiting after Obama admits aliens are real.

01:08:05.000 So it's confirmed.

01:08:06.000 Your podcast that you've discussed with the president is UFOs.

01:08:10.000 Do you think that he's about to make an announcement about UFOs?

01:08:16.000 Because President Obama was just on a podcast talking about how he believes in UFOs and hinting that he saw something when he was.

01:08:23.000 The compression's killing me.

01:08:24.000 Well, I said this in my podcast, too.

01:08:27.000 What's funny is we've kind of asked my father-in-law about this because we're like, well, what do you know?

01:08:33.000 Because, Miranda, we all want to know about the UFOs, right?

01:08:36.000 We all want to know what's going on.

01:08:38.000 And he played a little coy with us.

01:08:40.000 And so that, of course, led us to believe.

01:08:43.000 Eric and I were like, oh my gosh, if he won't even like fully tell us, maybe there's more to it.

01:08:48.000 And then I have just heard kind of around that I think he's actually said, I think my father-in-law has actually said it, that there is some speech that he has that I guess at the right time, and I don't know when the right time is, he's going to break out and talk about.

01:09:05.000 And it has to do with maybe some sort of extraterrestrial life, so to speak.

01:09:11.000 I just, you know, I look at things from the perspective of the vastness of our universe.

01:09:17.000 And I'm a kind of a numbers person.

01:09:20.000 You know, I don't get nervous flying because the odds are very much in your favor flying.

01:09:25.000 The odds that anything will happen to you are far greater in a car than they ever will.

01:09:30.000 But I actually, I think there is a decent probability that Trump is.

01:09:30.000 We get the rest.

01:09:36.000 So I believe Trump does have a speech.

01:09:37.000 I believe that the speech in all probability has to do with just standard military technology and national security threats.

01:09:43.000 But I believe there is probably a decent probability.

01:09:46.000 What, this could be like 0.02 or something, that it is actually about extraterrestrial intelligence.

01:09:51.000 And the reason why I entertain this as actually possible, meaning like what, one in a thousand, one in 2000, is that Donald Trump, or I should say, the media and our culture has for some time now been floating that aliens are real and no one cares.

01:10:09.000 Like the Obama statement was potentially a trial balloon.

01:10:14.000 Obama says, of course, they're real, but no one cared.

01:10:18.000 Then he walks it back and says, no, no, no, I just meant that they're probably real.

01:10:21.000 I think we're at the point where if there really were aliens, the government could announce It and no one would care.

01:10:27.000 They'd be like, oh, wow.

01:10:28.000 Oh, we were waiting for that.

01:10:29.000 Michael Schellenberger reported like two years ago that there were multiple whistleblowers who not only had recovered craft, but also human biologics.

01:10:40.000 And everyone was just like, eh, okay.

01:10:44.000 I think you're right.

01:10:45.000 I'm interested to find out if they're, you know, what the government knows.

01:10:48.000 I'm not particularly convinced that there is something without some kind of evidence.

01:10:53.000 I don't think they'll ever admit it publicly because one of the concerns, and I asked some of these people who are big into UAPs about it back when we used to have them on Rising, they would say that the U.S. government and the military would be worried about tipping their hand if they had some kind of technology that they assumed was extraterrestrial, but actually was some other nation's more advanced technology than the U.S. has.

01:11:17.000 And so they would never want to admit that.

01:11:20.000 What was the tweet where it was like, if they ever confirmed there were aliens, the Chinese would have recipes the next day?

01:11:26.000 We don't want that to happen either.

01:11:28.000 We recently did a video at the Daily Caller where we sent out Edgar the Puppet and we did green card tests for immigrants around DC.

01:11:37.000 And we asked them a variety of like very American questions, like where does the shortstop stand point on the baseball field?

01:11:44.000 But we had a sign that had a cat, a dog, a hot dog, and I forget what the fourth thing was.

01:11:50.000 And it was point to the objects on this picture that you're allowed to eat.

01:11:53.000 And what do they point to?

01:11:55.000 Well, actually, the Chinese girls that were interviewed had a really good sense of humor and they've just pointed at all of them really quickly as they're laughing.

01:12:02.000 It's like, yeah, we're joking.

01:12:03.000 Yeah, but my favorite one, though.

01:12:06.000 My favorite question, though, was asking them to pronounce Loweville, and they all said Lowe.

01:12:12.000 Louis Villa.

01:12:14.000 Louis Villa.

01:12:15.000 Yeah.

01:12:16.000 I've always said, because this has to be said, I didn't say this at the top of the show.

01:12:19.000 We are at the 25th anniversary of the death of Dale Earnhardt.

01:12:22.000 And I think that should be if like tears don't swell in your eyes.

01:12:24.000 The intimidator.

01:12:26.000 No, it's no laughing matter.

01:12:28.000 This is no laughing matter.

01:12:29.000 If tears aren't swelling in your eyes thinking about Dale Earnhardt, then I think you should be deborted, quite frankly.

01:12:34.000 Everyone.

01:12:34.000 Everybody.

01:12:35.000 I don't care where you're born.

01:12:35.000 Everyone.

01:12:36.000 I mean, look, if you're getting it.

01:12:37.000 If you're asked what your favorite sport is and you say anything other than baseball, it's just, you're gone.

01:12:43.000 Yeah.

01:12:44.000 Any soccer fans.

01:12:45.000 Oh, you better believe you're gone.

01:12:45.000 Hockey.

01:12:47.000 Right back to Canada.

01:12:49.000 The SQ needs to be answered, the soccer question.

01:12:51.000 What are we going to do with these people?

01:12:52.000 What are we going to do with these people?

01:12:53.000 Get rid of them.

01:12:54.000 Soccer is, I look at soccer like the Almai balls of sports. 1.00

01:12:58.000 Yeah.

01:12:59.000 Because I remember, you know, I don't watch it because it's stupid.

01:13:05.000 And I like baseball and to a lesser extent, football.

01:13:08.000 But baseball, if I'm going to watch a sport, it's going to be baseball.

01:13:11.000 But I remember when I was at Vice, we were watching the World Cup because Brazil got that blowout where they were crying.

01:13:16.000 And then people in the stands were losing their minds.

01:13:19.000 And the thing about baseball is it's like their strategy.

01:13:21.000 They got, you know, the commentators talking about like, oh, they're going to switch the picture out.

01:13:26.000 And then they're talking about the stats and there's all these numbers and we're like doing math and writing things out.

01:13:30.000 And then there's like, with most sports, you've got the fantasy stuff where people are calculating stats.

01:13:33.000 And then soccer is like, he's running left.

01:13:35.000 Then he, no, he's turning around.

01:13:36.000 Then he's turning around again.

01:13:37.000 No one has a fast kickball.

01:13:39.000 It's literally a sport for monkeys.

01:13:42.000 Also, it's just back and forth nonstop.

01:13:44.000 And I'm like, this is horrible.

01:13:45.000 Soccer is the easiest way to explain to people the insanity of like the American immigration system. 1.00

01:13:49.000 Because if you look at the U.S. national team, our soccer team, there's a player, he's like the midfielder, Eunice Musa.

01:13:55.000 And he was born in New York City, grew up in England.

01:13:57.000 He moved when he was like a month old.

01:13:59.000 And when they asked him, why was he born there?

01:14:01.000 He's like, yeah, my mom was like in vacation on vacation in New York City and had me.

01:14:06.000 That's like really a nine month pregnant.

01:14:08.000 What about vacationing in New York City?

01:14:10.000 But you truly saw the criteria.

01:14:12.000 You saw the recent reporting about the Chinese birth citizenship factories. 0.79

01:14:16.000 Where it's like hundreds of babies per week or whatever are born here and shipped right back to China.

01:14:16.000 Yeah.

01:14:21.000 So that way they can move here as citizens.

01:14:21.000 Yeah.

01:14:23.000 And the only benefit is like, okay, well, Crush is like in the math Olympics, and that's really it.

01:14:23.000 Yeah.

01:14:27.000 Same thing with soccer.

01:14:28.000 It's like, okay, let's maybe bring some Brazilians in for tourism purposes. 0.86

01:14:31.000 Did you guys ever hear the conspiracy theory that the gray aliens are just Chinese people from the future? 0.90

01:14:37.000 It's not a long time.

01:14:37.000 That's not a joke.

01:14:38.000 It's literally not a joke.

01:14:40.000 There are people who, like, online, there's conspiracy theories that the reason the gray aliens, like, they've got big heads and they're gaunt and they have big eyes.

01:14:47.000 And people believe, no, they believe that in the future, China takes over and it's a bunch of Asians and they go back in time and they're wasting away their bodies because they use technology and they're actually just Asians. 1.00

01:14:59.000 Well, because there's that point, someone made this point.

01:15:00.000 It's a very salient point.

01:15:02.000 You never see pregnant Asians. 1.00

01:15:04.000 Like, they just stay home.

01:15:05.000 They just kind of spawn.

01:15:06.000 They hide until spawn points, maybe.

01:15:09.000 Spawn point.

01:15:10.000 Well, one guy, one guy.

01:15:11.000 I'm not allowed to get pregnant. 0.95

01:15:13.000 You're not allowed to know that.

01:15:15.000 Well, I don't know.

01:15:16.000 I don't know if maybe I'm like treading.

01:15:17.000 I might get killed on the way home.

01:15:18.000 My spawn point was in Chicago.

01:15:20.000 Yeah, it's actually just a giant statue of Godzilla.

01:15:20.000 Wow.

01:15:23.000 And you just sort of appear there one day.

01:15:26.000 And you're 18.

01:15:27.000 I was going to say you're fully clothed.

01:15:28.000 Fully clothed.

01:15:29.000 Yeah.

01:15:29.000 Because we live in a simulation and the Asians are in control.

01:15:32.000 Well, because one guy posted on Twitter, this was recently, posted a picture of a pregnant Asian woman, and everyone was like, at Grok, is this AI?

01:15:40.000 Because you don't see it.

01:15:40.000 So actually, they, who is they?

01:15:43.000 It's Koreans. 0.94

01:15:44.000 Right.

01:15:44.000 And it's actually South Koreans.

01:15:45.000 They control everything.

01:15:46.000 And it's so true.

01:15:47.000 Yeah.

01:15:47.000 Try to debunk that.

01:15:48.000 You can't.

01:15:50.000 The Koreans. 0.97

01:15:51.000 We had a great talk with Kang Min Lee last week about that very thing.

01:15:54.000 That proves it.

01:15:54.000 That the Koreans are ruling everything.

01:15:56.000 Yeah, he's deep.

01:15:58.000 He's very, very Christian.

01:16:00.000 My question is, though, are aliens speaking to people in their brains with this DMT laser experiment where people are seeing the data?

01:16:06.000 Oh, those are Koreans. 1.00

01:16:06.000 And then they're doing bubble cymatics in a lab somewhere and they're all surrounding this giant bubble. 1.00

01:16:11.000 And the aliens are speaking to us through this bubble by sending either or low frequency.

01:16:17.000 I know you could hear me, but I'll be more clear.

01:16:19.000 So are we like adapting that psychoanalysis and manifesting it in like bubble cymatic form?

01:16:19.000 Yeah.

01:16:26.000 And that's how we're like communicating with the aliens in Alpha Centauri.

01:16:29.000 So they're giving us information, but they're not here, but they're here.

01:16:32.000 It's like if you call me, it's like, I, you know, I know you're not here.

01:16:35.000 And it's always so interesting that these massive, like, nefarious government programs are always in the most innocuous locations.

01:16:40.000 Like this bubble cymatic that you're describing is probably outside of like St. Louis.

01:16:44.000 Yes.

01:16:45.000 Because you always expect them to be like, you know, like in Virginia, but it's always like in a random location.

01:16:49.000 Like this bubble cymatic is probably like, I don't know.

01:16:51.000 At the top of the east, the architecture satellite at a certain point.

01:16:55.000 The arch is the portal.

01:16:56.000 Is the arch of the portal?

01:16:57.000 I've heard that.

01:16:58.000 I've heard if you pass through, you don't come out.

01:17:00.000 Well, it's not on.

01:17:01.000 Oh.

01:17:02.000 Yeah, it's got to be on.

01:17:03.000 I just start to think there's aliens.

01:17:04.000 This is how the Cardinals are performing that season.

01:17:06.000 I'm starting to think that the aliens are real, dude.

01:17:09.000 I will state.

01:17:10.000 I'll throw a wrench in the word.

01:17:11.000 I'll state with 100% certainty there are no aliens.

01:17:14.000 I think they're demons.

01:17:14.000 Why?

01:17:16.000 I think that basically means the same thing, though.

01:17:19.000 What?

01:17:20.000 It's just the death.

01:17:22.000 It's extra non-human intelligence, right?

01:17:27.000 Yeah, higher frequency.

01:17:29.000 Aliens and demons, in my mind, are interchangeable in concept.

01:17:32.000 Oh, sure.

01:17:33.000 And angels?

01:17:33.000 Yeah.

01:17:34.000 Yeah.

01:17:35.000 They could be working together.

01:17:36.000 Yeah.

01:17:37.000 The angels and the demons?

01:17:39.000 Yeah, there's an ancient alien episode about that.

01:17:41.000 About the angels and demons being.

01:17:43.000 It's like when you let one demon, yeah.

01:17:44.000 Like one demons.

01:17:44.000 This is getting heretical very quickly.

01:17:46.000 I'm uncomfortable.

01:17:47.000 This is while Ian's here.

01:17:48.000 If your buddy's a dick, you're still going to work with him because he's your buddy.

01:17:48.000 So.

01:17:52.000 It's like angels and demons, you know?

01:17:55.000 I don't think that's correct either.

01:17:56.000 For posterity, for posterity, because my pastor tells me that.

01:17:59.000 On Ash Wednesday, I do not think the angels and demons are working together.

01:18:03.000 And I don't think there's just no aliens.

01:18:07.000 Interstellar travel is the stars are way too far apart for me to buy it.

01:18:12.000 I mean, look, it's possible there's physics that we haven't discovered.

01:18:16.000 There's things that we don't understand.

01:18:18.000 But if I'm absolute.

01:18:19.000 It's absolute.

01:18:20.000 There's physics we haven't discovered.

01:18:21.000 Yeah, okay.

01:18:21.000 So fair enough.

01:18:22.000 But if Einstein is right, like the speed of light isn't just the speed of light, it's the speed of causality.

01:18:28.000 It's the speed of cause and effect.

01:18:30.000 Like it takes eight minutes for the light from the sun to get to the to the to the earth.

01:18:34.000 And if the if the sun uh if the sun disappeared, not only would it take eight minutes for the light to get here for us to know, but it would take eight minutes for the effect of gravity to get here too.

01:18:44.000 So the speed of light isn't going around.

01:18:46.000 Yeah, the speed of light isn't just the speed.

01:18:48.000 It's not the speed, just the speed limit of light.

01:18:51.000 It's the speed limit of everything.

01:18:52.000 And distances are so vast.

01:18:55.000 You know what Star Trek got wrong and Star Wars and all this?

01:18:58.000 Warp drive.

01:18:59.000 Warp drive is some 1950s BS Einstein garbage where they're like, what if we use some kind of dense energy to warp space-time and then we move in between space-time like a golf ball moving through a large hose that you squeeze?

01:19:14.000 It's like, that's 1950 stuff.

01:19:17.000 You want to know how we actually do it?

01:19:19.000 We need to find the markers that signify our coordinates in the universe in the data.

01:19:25.000 And then we just backspace, backspace, backspace.

01:19:28.000 139, enter.

01:19:30.000 And then Tate just appears on the other side of the planet.

01:19:33.000 Yeah, that's literally, I think, how you do it.

01:19:36.000 It's a true way to say it, but what you would do is you'd map the matrix of where you want to go, the XYZ axis of what you'd map in this cube of reality, what is in every point in this box, what it is, how much of it there is, and where it is.

01:19:50.000 And you map those three things.

01:19:52.000 You just need to edit the value in the code set.

01:19:54.000 You can set the value locally.

01:19:56.000 Yeah.

01:19:56.000 I've had this anti-teleport teleportation position for a while now because you would get arrested for exposure because when you teleport, you would be naked because your clothes are not a part of you.

01:20:06.000 If they could teleport your clothes with you, then how do you separate your shoes from the ground?

01:20:09.000 Then you just teleport everything with you when you treat.

01:20:11.000 No, I don't want to do that.

01:20:14.000 I would get like the universal data set has your equipment on your body as one thing.

01:20:20.000 But how can it separate my shoes from like my because they are different values?

01:20:23.000 But how did it, how does it know?

01:20:24.000 Because in the universe, the Tate value includes a subset of items that the universe is distinct from.

01:20:31.000 But how can it differentiate the shoes?

01:20:33.000 Because they're two different data files.

01:20:35.000 It's like saying, how can I have a music video from Men at Work and from Britney Spears both on my computer at the same time?

01:20:35.000 I see.

01:20:42.000 How does it know?

01:20:42.000 And it's like, because there's a start and a stop to both of them.

01:20:45.000 Yeah.

01:20:45.000 It would have defined boundaries.

01:20:46.000 Ian, would you still be okay with teleporting places if you would teleport there and arrive naked?

01:20:51.000 Oh, yeah, dude.

01:20:52.000 I thought that was happening anyway.

01:20:54.000 Yeah, but hold on, hold on.

01:20:57.000 By that virtue, then all of your gut bacteria, all of the non-like that concept doesn't work because there are things inside your body that are not connected to your cells.

01:21:09.000 I need those.

01:21:10.000 You need a difference between inside and out your body, and just because something's in your stomach doesn't mean it's inside your body.

01:21:15.000 And so, or part of your body.

01:21:17.000 And so the argument would be that, okay, well, if it's in your body, then it goes with you.

01:21:19.000 Then I'll just eat a shirt.

01:21:21.000 I will stuff it in my mouth.

01:21:22.000 Right.

01:21:23.000 You know what I'll do?

01:21:24.000 I'll get like a very thin mylar jumpsuit, roll it up super tight, put my mouth, teleport and into like an alley, and then pull it out.

01:21:31.000 And I would wear that very thin mylar suit until I can go find some real clothes.

01:21:34.000 There you go.

01:21:36.000 I think you could code the mylar to go with you, but then you could also code and like arrive in a different outfit than you left in, I think.

01:21:43.000 You know what I love is that in Star Trek, the lore is actually that when you get beamed up, you die.

01:21:43.000 Right.

01:21:47.000 Yeah.

01:21:47.000 Did you guys know that?

01:21:48.000 Really?

01:21:49.000 And then your body is reconstituted from memory, and it's just different.

01:21:49.000 Yeah.

01:21:55.000 It's just different.

01:21:56.000 Instead of the Canadian MAID program, should we do that?

01:21:58.000 Be like, you guys can volunteer to go one-way teleport.

01:22:01.000 We don't know if you're going to survive when you get there, but we think it's going to work.

01:22:04.000 Yeah.

01:22:05.000 That was Albert Stein's proposal.

01:22:06.000 I mean, the MAID program is pretty dark.

01:22:08.000 At least this gives them a chance.

01:22:09.000 The MAID program is extremely dark.

01:22:12.000 People that are on their last legs anyway, go for not on their last legs.

01:22:16.000 I've got a little kind of wonk perspective on teleportation on the market.

01:22:21.000 Let's jump to this next story.

01:22:22.000 This is a wild story.

01:22:23.000 I guess from Mediaite, Crockett throws Colbert under the bus.

01:22:26.000 Federal government did not shut down this segment.

01:22:28.000 Guys, this story is crazy.

01:22:32.000 And I would actually argue that it's criminal because I believe it constitutes fraud.

01:22:37.000 Now, I'm being careful here because I don't know for sure, but here's what happened: Colbert goes on his show and lied and claimed that CBS told him he could not have this Democrat Tellerico on his show because of equal time rules.

01:22:52.000 The Trump administration didn't want you to see this interview, Tellerico says on X. As it turns out, CBS publicly stated wrong.

01:23:01.000 We simply told Colbert that if he did the interview, it could trigger equal time laws, which would mean Jasmine Crockett would have to be booked on his show.

01:23:11.000 Or they said, here are some ideas to give her equal time. 0.99

01:23:14.000 He lied and claimed Trump blocked him.

01:23:18.000 And he did this so that he could drum up this public support.

01:23:22.000 And it is being reported now that Tallerico raised $2.5 million from their hoax.

01:23:30.000 So Colbert goes on his show and lies about the federal government tricking people into believing the government was censoring a Democrat and he raised tons of money when in reality, the only person being censored was Jasmine Crockett and was censored by Colbert himself.

01:23:46.000 That's got to be illegal.

01:23:48.000 This is wild.

01:23:49.000 It is cheating at the very least.

01:23:52.000 CBS, I believe, had already released their initial statement about what happened before Tallerico even made that post, too.

01:23:58.000 So he already knew that he was lying.

01:24:01.000 And I mean, similar thing happened back when the FCC threatened, was it Kimmel with the news distortion clause?

01:24:13.000 Basically, for a long time, the FCC gave a lot of leeway to these late-night shows because they were viewed as entertainment.

01:24:23.000 But the interviews that they did with politicians were considered bona fide news interviews, which you get an exception under these various clauses, including the equal time rules.

01:24:34.000 But they're not bona fide news interviews, as we've seen, right?

01:24:37.000 Like if these people go on there and they start joking around or they play a game with one another, all of a sudden you lose that exemption.

01:24:44.000 But the FCC just hasn't done anything about it.

01:24:47.000 Now they're actually doing something about it.

01:24:49.000 And CBS obviously is acutely aware of the fact that they are violating these rules.

01:24:56.000 And not only do they not want to give Jasmine Crockett the seat, but whoever else is in that primary, any of those low-level candidates would also be subject to this.

01:25:03.000 I actually saw Caitlin Collins went on Colbert and defended Tallarico and Stephen Colbert by saying, Well, would any of these people want conservative talk radio or Republican talk radio to have to give equal time to Democratic candidates?

01:25:21.000 She clearly doesn't know anything about GOP talk radio because, yes, they do invite the Democratic opponents every time they invite a Republican on, and they would love to have a Democrat on their show so they could rip them to shreds and ask some difficult questions.

01:25:36.000 She's just never seen it because the Democrats don't go on platforms that they don't agree with.

01:25:40.000 Yeah, I got for you guys here: 18 USC 1343.

01:25:46.000 Whoever, having devised or intending to devise any scheme or artifice to defraud or for obtaining money or property by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises, transmits or causes to be transmitted by means of wire, radio, or television communication in interstate or foreign commerce, any writing, signs, signals, pictures, or sounds for the purpose of executing such scheme or artifice shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years or both.

01:26:15.000 Now, the question is: does I believe wire is covered under internet?

01:26:20.000 And the argument, the question then is, under 18 USC 1343, did Tallarico and Colbert devise this scheme to obtain money through false or fraudulent pretenses transmitted over wire?

01:26:33.000 Indict him.

01:26:34.000 That's tough to prove.

01:26:37.000 How is it tough to prove?

01:26:38.000 Because he did the GoFundMe after it happened.

01:26:41.000 They raised.

01:26:43.000 So as Amber already mentioned, Tallarico knew, CBS said, we never barred this.

01:26:48.000 And then he said, here's what Trump doesn't want you to see and raised $2.5 million.

01:26:55.000 I don't think that's hard to prove at all.

01:26:57.000 Between CBS and this Tallarico guy, what their communications literally were, because it may have been a truth that exists in reality he didn't know about.

01:27:04.000 I don't think that's hard to prove at all.

01:27:06.000 You go to a jury and say, hey, they should have had Jasmine Crockett on under equal time, but they claimed CBS barred them.

01:27:14.000 Here's the letter that was sent from CBS to Colbert before the show aired saying he's not being barred from doing the interview.

01:27:20.000 Why did they both then pretend CBS did bar them from doing it?

01:27:26.000 They're lying because Colbert got the notification from CBS lawyers before doing the show.

01:27:31.000 In fact, you know what?

01:27:32.000 This is a slam dunk.

01:27:33.000 Colbert stated he actually, after he said, every script is approved and after he spoke, they called him backstage for notes on what he was legally allowed to say.

01:27:44.000 He tried making it seem like they agreed with what he was saying instead of just telling him he was illegally allowed to say certain things.

01:27:52.000 But that's Colbert stating outright that he had conferred with the legal team and he knew full well he was allowed to do the interview and it was not blocked by Donald Trump.

01:28:02.000 Now, the Donald Trump is the important question because if CBS said, you can do the interview, but you got to interview Jasmine Crockett.

01:28:09.000 In no way did CBS insinuate that Trump barred him from doing it.

01:28:14.000 It was a letter from CBS's lawyers, not from the FCC.

01:28:18.000 So for Colbert to then say, Trump's FCC is doing this, and for Tallarico to say, here's the interview Trump doesn't want you to see.

01:28:26.000 Now, that's knowingly lying.

01:28:27.000 Yeah, it sounds like they're back there in their radicalized little dome talk and they're like, oh, Trump's FCC is making it.

01:28:34.000 You know, it's Trump is making them do this.

01:28:37.000 And they're like, all right.

01:28:38.000 And then they just get it in their head that it's literally Trump.

01:28:40.000 And when they go public and say it, they're making a false claim.

01:28:42.000 But I think they've always known this because you think back 2016, Jimmy Fallon, when he, the Fallon on the Tonight Show, and he had Trump on, but then he also had like Mark Arubio on.

01:28:51.000 He had, he had, I think, Jeb Bush went on.

01:28:53.000 Chris Christie went on.

01:28:54.000 Like they knew Trump was box office.

01:28:56.000 We got to bring him on.

01:28:57.000 They don't want to bring Mark.

01:28:58.000 Who cares what Mark Rubio has to say on the Fallon show?

01:29:00.000 But they have to because they like, so this has been a long-standing understanding in late night television that, yeah, you have to bring these people on.

01:29:04.000 So that's all they were communicating to Colbert is like.

01:29:07.000 And it's, and it's not a Republican.

01:29:08.000 It's Jasmine Crockett.

01:29:09.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:29:10.000 Stop making me defend Jasmine Crockett.

01:29:12.000 Yeah.

01:29:13.000 Of all people.

01:29:14.000 When's the last time Jasmine Crockett was correct?

01:29:15.000 Come on.

01:29:17.000 It just made it obvious that the establishment is keenly aware that she is an electoral nightmare.

01:29:21.000 Yeah.

01:29:22.000 And they're running in Texas already raising.

01:29:24.000 You know why they want Tellerico in Texas?

01:29:26.000 Because he is a Democrat masquerading as a Christian conservative.

01:29:26.000 Why?

01:29:29.000 Yes.

01:29:30.000 Right.

01:29:30.000 But it's like, it's crazy because he doesn't even pass a sniff test right away because he literally he had the opportunity.

01:29:35.000 He's on Colbert.

01:29:36.000 You know, presumably these clips would circulate on right-wing or Christian circles.

01:29:40.000 Oh, doesn't matter.

01:29:41.000 And instead of like at least trying to hide the ball a little bit, he's like, Christians should support abortion and Christians should support gay marriage because Christians want you to be happy.

01:29:41.000 And he gets up there.

01:29:49.000 Because that audience on Colbert is all Democrat.

01:29:52.000 And so what they're trying to do is get Democrats to be like, okay, well, he's on our side.

01:29:52.000 Right.

01:29:57.000 And then in the streets of Texas, they're going to be like, oh, yeah, but Tellerico is a Christian.

01:30:02.000 And he's like very devout.

01:30:04.000 And no one's going to hear what he says.

01:30:05.000 And then when he goes to churches, he's not going to say any of that stuff.

01:30:08.000 The other thing that's so annoying and stupid about this, about his statement, is the way he phrased it as his FCC refused to air my interview. 0.59

01:30:17.000 The FCC doesn't air things.

01:30:19.000 If the FCC warns you you shouldn't do something, CBS can still tell them to kick rocks and do it and take the fine or the punishment or whatever it is.

01:30:19.000 Yeah.

01:30:28.000 They don't get to dictate what gets broadcast on the front end.

01:30:31.000 Yeah.

01:30:32.000 It's, it's just, I mean, it's just trying to cover their ass in it.

01:30:36.000 And I think that there's probably a good case to, you know, indict them.

01:30:40.000 That was even with the Kimmel suspension, like the media, the way they were presenting it was that the FCC suspended Kimmel.

01:30:46.000 It's like, no, it was the broadcaster suspended Kimmel.

01:30:49.000 Again, okay, maybe they were trying to dodge, you know, fines or whatever from the FCC, but that was not the FCC's decision.

01:30:55.000 You can't.

01:30:55.000 No.

01:30:56.000 There's no way.

01:30:57.000 There's no mechanism that they could exercise here.

01:30:59.000 Cole Colbert is an evil guy.

01:31:01.000 Yeah.

01:31:02.000 You know, but what I will say is this is at this point, I don't know how much matters other than at least they're willing to destroy their enemies and the right certainly is not.

01:31:11.000 Yeah.

01:31:12.000 Colbert is another example like Tyrico of this guy who just does this like Christianity LARP and like actually has zero.

01:31:18.000 How does that make you feel?

01:31:20.000 It's offensive.

01:31:21.000 I'm quite comfortable saying, yes, I am triggered when I see Tylerico, again, just wear my faith as a skin suit. 0.78

01:31:27.000 It's absolutely horrific to see because it's the complete opposite.

01:31:30.000 He was like, you know, Christ wants you to be happy, et cetera, et cetera.

01:31:32.000 It's like actually Christ's core message, what is the actual prerequisite for salvation is denying yourself.

01:31:38.000 The opposite of denying yourself is an abortion because an abortion, oh, wait, this baby is going to potentially cost me a promotion, so I should kill it. 0.94

01:31:44.000 That is the complete opposite of denying yourself.

01:31:46.000 You're literally sacrificing a human being at the altar of your life.

01:31:49.000 It's just like those anti-ICE protesters who went into the church and went after the pastor because they believed he was affiliated with ICE.

01:31:56.000 And all of the Democrats justified it by saying, well, he's hypocritical if he's working with ICE to deport people because we need to be welcoming and nice to people.

01:32:04.000 And it's such this like surface level BS reading of the Bible.

01:32:08.000 They pick and choose which little parts.

01:32:09.000 This is literally a meme on the Christian right where we point out that people who don't actually care about the faith or read the Bible or go to church on a regular basis will intentionally manipulate to try to get Christians to do what they want.

01:32:24.000 Yeah.

01:32:25.000 Like they literally are like, Joseph and Mary are refugees.

01:32:27.000 I'm like, Joseph was going back to where he was from.

01:32:30.000 They were going to register for the census.

01:32:32.000 Like anyone that has any knowledge of biblical, of the Bible knows that Joseph was from Bethlehem.

01:32:32.000 Yeah.

01:32:38.000 That's why he had to go back.

01:32:39.000 It was the opposite of refugee. 1.00

01:32:40.000 If anybody was deported from Nazareth, like, what are we doing here?

01:32:43.000 It's, it's just utterly, I feel like a crazy person sometimes when I see these people.

01:32:47.000 It's not you.

01:32:48.000 It doesn't even require, it doesn't even require like any theological literacy.

01:32:51.000 It's just like any Christian that has a basic Sunday school understanding of the Bible will say, yes, Joseph was from Bethlehem. 0.61

01:32:57.000 If anything, he's returning back to where he's from.

01:32:57.000 He's not a refugee.

01:32:59.000 Yeah, but this is something that the left does all the time.

01:33:02.000 They will use either your ideology or your principles against you.

01:33:06.000 They'll go ahead and say, what about my free speech?

01:33:08.000 I thought you believed in free speech.

01:33:09.000 Exactly.

01:33:10.000 They do that constantly.

01:33:11.000 And they'll say they have no principles of their own.

01:33:14.000 They're all just purely about power.

01:33:16.000 And so they'll go ahead and try to use things that you care about against you, even though they don't give a crap about it.

01:33:22.000 Well, yeah, Tallarico, literally, his entire statement was the right is now the arbiter of cancel culture.

01:33:27.000 And I'm bravely standing up.

01:33:28.000 He literally said verbatim, I'm standing up to cancel Colonel.

01:33:31.000 The correct answer for that is yes.

01:33:33.000 Yeah, and usually enhance culture, but based on that.

01:33:33.000 Fine.

01:33:36.000 I actually have a bone to pick with Tallarico going way back before all of this because there was this profile, series of profiles in one of the major news outlets.

01:33:46.000 I think it might have been New York magazine, but they did this photo shoot with all of the up-and-coming Democrats.

01:33:51.000 They had this tufted red leather chair, and they would take the chair around with them around the country to meet these candidates.

01:33:58.000 And they would put the chair in a space that was supposedly like representative of the candidate.

01:34:03.000 So for Maxwell Frost, they had it like on the streets of D.C.

01:34:07.000 They took the chair to Texas.

01:34:08.000 They put James Tallarico in it.

01:34:10.000 It wasn't in a church.

01:34:11.000 It wasn't anything to do with politics.

01:34:13.000 They put him on a football field.

01:34:15.000 So I'm thinking, okay, this guy must be like a football coach.

01:34:18.000 Oh, that's cool.

01:34:18.000 The Democrats finally got like a real guy to run for Congress.

01:34:22.000 And then I looked into his background, zero affiliation with football.

01:34:25.000 He just lives in Texas.

01:34:27.000 Well, to be fair, George Santos told that story too, where like they just lie and make everything up.

01:34:31.000 And he said that they wrote that he was his volleyball star.

01:34:34.000 What was the story that he told him?

01:34:35.000 He was at Brute College.

01:34:36.000 He was like the captain of the volleyball team or whatever.

01:34:38.000 Yeah, it's just made up.

01:34:39.000 It was all lies.

01:34:41.000 Yeah.

01:34:41.000 Worked for Goldman Sachs.

01:34:42.000 It's funny because his congressional.

01:34:46.000 Yeah, but to that degree, it's funny because in Congress, George was like not, this is called not good, but he's a great guy, you know.

01:34:53.000 You know, if you ever meet him in.

01:34:54.000 He's a charismatic.

01:34:56.000 He's a good dude.

01:34:56.000 He's a nice guy.

01:34:57.000 They made an example out of him because he lied on his resume and 80% of Americans.

01:35:02.000 Well, he was spending a little more complicated than that.

01:35:04.000 Okay, sometimes, you know, you cook a little bit too much.

01:35:06.000 Okay, I'll give you that.

01:35:08.000 Well, sometimes you spend your campaign dollars on Botox.

01:35:11.000 Sometimes you say, you know, sometimes you spent three months longer at a company.

01:35:15.000 Sometimes you are the captain of the company.

01:35:17.000 Sometimes you buy your fake wife a house and marry her for the exact amount of time it takes for her to get a green card.

01:35:23.000 All your living happens.

01:35:26.000 The Republicans should have turned a blind eye to everything that George Santos did because the Democrats would have done the same.

01:35:31.000 Again, like I just thought he was funny.

01:35:33.000 That's why.

01:35:33.000 Hilarious.

01:35:34.000 I do wish we had a sassy gay in Congress. 1.00

01:35:36.000 Enough Botox.

01:35:38.000 You look good.

01:35:39.000 Keep it.

01:35:40.000 Isn't it because of the Botox?

01:35:42.000 I just, you're right where you need to be, brother.

01:35:44.000 Don't, no more injection.

01:35:45.000 None of that garbage.

01:35:46.000 Fake.

01:35:47.000 That is like a Goldilocks.

01:35:48.000 You're a healthy man.

01:35:49.000 That's the Goldilocks.

01:35:50.000 He's in the Goldilocks.

01:35:51.000 You hit it.

01:35:52.000 Yeah, but Tyler Rico is literally like, I'm comfortable saying one of the worst people in America.

01:35:57.000 I've been wrestling with hypocrites, religious hypocrites, because it's like, don't say the Lord's name in vain. 1.00

01:36:03.000 To me, that's like saying I'm a Christian when I'm not.

01:36:05.000 You know, if I don't really believe it, don't say it.

01:36:08.000 What?

01:36:08.000 Take that.

01:36:10.000 One of the ways you can do that is say, I believe in this thing when it's.

01:36:13.000 I think that it's like you have this interpretation of Christianity that only exists in your mind.

01:36:18.000 Yeah, he was saying that lying isn't a sin.

01:36:20.000 It'd be a film.

01:36:22.000 Hey, guys.

01:36:22.000 Look, I made a video that's really funny.

01:36:22.000 Hey, guys, wait.

01:36:24.000 Look at this.

01:36:25.000 Look at this.

01:36:26.000 Can someone explain to me what it is that Nancy Pelosi is doing? 0.97

01:36:29.000 Can you rewind it?

01:36:30.000 I didn't see the cooking books.

01:36:32.000 She's cooking the books.

01:36:32.000 Yes.

01:36:34.000 That's right.

01:36:36.000 She has a pan and she is putting a book into it.

01:36:38.000 Rocket slice.

01:36:39.000 And it floats for some reason.

01:36:40.000 Yeah, I don't like the way that moves.

01:36:42.000 And we know the kitchen does not look like that.

01:36:44.000 The kitchen's very nice.

01:36:45.000 Yeah, where's that $30,000 freezer or whatever?

01:36:48.000 Yeah.

01:36:49.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:36:50.000 Why does it fire?

01:36:52.000 He's in a trailer, dude.

01:36:53.000 That's assuming that's funny.

01:36:54.000 You know, maybe, maybe when you're rich, you get a custom-built five-burner stove.

01:36:58.000 He's like, let me put my drying rack next to the stove.

01:37:00.000 Five books are still in the bottom of the street.

01:37:01.000 It's also gas-powered.

01:37:02.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:37:03.000 Those are electric grills with fire coming out of it.

01:37:08.000 The drying rack is next to the stove instead of next to the sink.

01:37:11.000 This lady's crazy. 1.00

01:37:11.000 She's seen on it. 1.00

01:37:12.000 She's seen on it.

01:37:13.000 Well, I mean, five books, but she's like spinning plates. 1.00

01:37:16.000 They're about to all.

01:37:17.000 Also, the knobs on the cabinets on the right side are on like different sides of the cabinet.

01:37:21.000 It's like a drunk person designed this kitchen.

01:37:23.000 Oh.

01:37:24.000 Or like an AI.

01:37:25.000 And the hinge is next to the knob on the far right wall.

01:37:27.000 The outlets are the right way up.

01:37:29.000 Right.

01:37:30.000 Which is big win.

01:37:32.000 There's a lot going on here.

01:37:33.000 I mean, Nancy Pelosi's correct, though.

01:37:33.000 There is.

01:37:35.000 Can we dunk on Tyler Rico some more?

01:37:36.000 Yeah, dude.

01:37:37.000 I want to talk about the Save Act.

01:37:39.000 Okay.

01:37:40.000 Save Act.

01:37:40.000 What about it?

01:37:41.000 Here we go.

01:37:41.000 Let's do it.

01:37:42.000 We got this story from Fox News.

01:37:44.000 Sender Lee dares Democrats to revive talking filibuster over Save Act, slamming criticism as paranoid fantasy.

01:37:51.000 This is exactly what I wanted to talk about.

01:37:53.000 Let me just stress real quick: the country can be saved right now if the Republicans just nuke the stupid fake filibuster.

01:38:00.000 You don't even have to do that.

01:38:02.000 Okay, tell us, take us home.

01:38:03.000 Okay, they don't even have to do that.

01:38:04.000 The talking filibuster is a rule already where how it works is that they have to abide by the two speech rule.

01:38:12.000 If they do the talking filibuster, basically every member of the Senate gets the opportunity to make two speeches during on the same legislative question during the same legislative day.

01:38:21.000 So you'd say, oh, well, certainly they could run out the clock if it's on the same day because the 50, the 40-something Democrats could just all do two speeches and it would be over and then they'd have to restart the process.

01:38:33.000 But no, because congressional rules say that in relation to legislative business, I am quoting directly from Congress.gov: the day during which a senator can make no more than two speeches on the same question is not a calendar day, but a legislative day.

01:38:47.000 A legislative day ends only with an adjournment so that whenever the Senate recesses overnight rather than adjourning, the same legislative day continues into the next calendar day.

01:38:56.000 So they could literally force Democrats to give up by not allowing them to sleep or by refusing to adjourn the legislative session.

01:39:06.000 And eventually they would just get so tired, they would give up because nobody in Congress likes to work.

01:39:11.000 No, they don't.

01:39:12.000 They don't do that.

01:39:13.000 Yeah, John Thune, you know?

01:39:15.000 John Thun, if you can hear me, John Thune, please, if you can hear me, please save me.

01:39:18.000 Please pass.

01:39:19.000 They're not going to do it because politics is fake.

01:39:21.000 Every Republican wants it done.

01:39:23.000 Every Democrat wants it done.

01:39:25.000 Every independent wants it done.

01:39:26.000 And for some reason, Democrat members of Congress are like, nobody wants this.

01:39:30.000 And it's, and this, this is the emperor has no clothes moment for truly everybody because every single person knows.

01:39:38.000 Okay.

01:39:39.000 The polling shows a range of between 70 and 80% of Democrats want voter ID.

01:39:44.000 It shows that 80% of independents want voter ID and 95% of Republicans want voter ID.

01:39:50.000 And everyone else is confused.

01:39:52.000 And the Save Act, Democrats are like, no.

01:39:56.000 But hold on.

01:39:57.000 All of your constituents want it to pass.

01:39:59.000 Yeah, but I'm going to be disenfranchised as a married woman who's changed her last name.

01:40:03.000 Well, you know, that actually is a fair argument that women aren't smart enough to figure out how to file paperwork. 1.00

01:40:08.000 We're all retarded.

01:40:09.000 But unironically.

01:40:11.000 I love that the Democrats always.

01:40:16.000 Yeah, that's the other thing.

01:40:17.000 Well, you would want married women to vote because they tend to vote Republican. 1.00

01:40:20.000 It's the unmarried woman you want to disenfranchise. 1.00

01:40:22.000 So why do the Democrats always fall back on our constituents are stupid?

01:40:25.000 They were doing it with black people can't get IDs. 0.96

01:40:29.000 They were saying that women can't get IDs. 1.00

01:40:31.000 Why is it that they constantly are just like, oh, you know what?

01:40:34.000 Our constituents are stupid.

01:40:36.000 They can't figure out how to do that.

01:40:37.000 They don't think that.

01:40:38.000 They have contempt for everyday Americans.

01:40:40.000 I mean, why else would Joe Biden tell you you can't have a dryer that dries your clothes properly?

01:40:45.000 Well, that's because Joe Biden's stupid.

01:40:47.000 But he hates us.

01:40:48.000 They hate us and they want us to be miserable.

01:40:52.000 That's why you can't have good shower pressure, water pressure in the shower, because they hate us. 0.50

01:40:58.000 And then they make these toilets where when you flush it, you got to wash your hands above the toilet.

01:41:04.000 That's evil.

01:41:04.000 You've seen these?

01:41:05.000 There's a toilet and then there's a spay that comes up and the water comes down and it fills the toilet up while you wash your hands.

01:41:11.000 And then when it's done, you either flush the toilet again, wasting even more water, or you don't get any more water.

01:41:16.000 Things can get even worse.

01:41:17.000 Have you seen in Europe where on the caps and then it's like attached?

01:41:20.000 Okay, I have a great story about this.

01:41:20.000 Yes.

01:41:23.000 So I used to work for The Spectator, which is a British company.

01:41:26.000 And so I had British coworkers.

01:41:28.000 And one of my coworkers, I was telling him about this because I saw it on Twitter.

01:41:32.000 And I was like, y'all are getting crazy with those water bottle caps over there.

01:41:36.000 This is communism.

01:41:37.000 And he was like, you're overreacting.

01:41:40.000 It's not that bad.

01:41:41.000 He went back to visit his family and went to London for a bit, had to get one of these water bottles at Heathrow Airport.

01:41:47.000 And when he got back to the United States, he was like, you're right.

01:41:49.000 It was freaking horrible.

01:41:52.000 I thought you were going to say something like he got chopped up by a machete while he was there or something.

01:41:56.000 Well, he didn't run into any of the migrant rape gangs, luckily, but he did run into the awful water cap. 0.98

01:42:03.000 That actually, that actually is good.

01:42:04.000 A political joke, actually.

01:42:06.000 That's actually, no, actually, I think you just accidentally wrote a great book of political humor where it's like, well, of course I didn't do it on purpose, woman.

01:42:11.000 Yeah.

01:42:12.000 You go like, you guys ever see those water bottles in Europe where the cap is stuck to the top, you can't take it off?

01:42:17.000 Well, it's like, I had a friend who didn't believe me.

01:42:19.000 And so he was actually going on a trip to Europe.

01:42:21.000 And I was like, watch, when you go there, you're going to see these water bottles.

01:42:24.000 And guess what happened?

01:42:25.000 He got hacked to death by a migrant with a machete. 1.00

01:42:28.000 But at least when the blade was coming for his neck, it severed the cap from the bottle.

01:42:33.000 So it did work out.

01:42:34.000 That's the video where as he's falling down, the cap is sliced off.

01:42:38.000 His final breath.

01:42:38.000 And the little tab actually saves him.

01:42:40.000 Yeah, his final breath, he sees his thank you.

01:42:42.000 Yeah, he holds the bottle up in the machete.

01:42:44.000 He hits the tab and gets stuck.

01:42:45.000 Yeah.

01:42:46.000 And he's like, rises in the background.

01:42:48.000 Yeah.

01:42:48.000 I remember I went to Europe and that happened.

01:42:50.000 I literally, like, I didn't care about the microplastics.

01:42:51.000 I just like gnawed it off like a dog.

01:42:53.000 I'm not going to do that.

01:42:54.000 What is the, what's the new meme?

01:42:56.000 Is it Amelia?

01:42:57.000 That's her name? 0.70

01:42:58.000 Because they have this website where you're supposed to play a game to warn you against domestic extreme.

01:43:03.000 She's supposed to do the bad guy. 0.97

01:43:04.000 Anti-Chud. 0.76

01:43:05.000 Yeah.

01:43:05.000 And it's like a cartoon game.

01:43:07.000 And you literally, they're like, this girl wants you to go to this anti-immigrant protest.

01:43:11.000 And it's this like super cute, like all purple-haired art art chick.

01:43:16.000 Kind of goth chick.

01:43:17.000 And you're supposed to say, like, no, I will not go to the protests.

01:43:20.000 And if you say yes, they're like, careful, you could be thrown in jail for the rest of your life.

01:43:24.000 Literally.

01:43:24.000 But all of the people in the UK have started meming this girl.

01:43:29.000 She's like the hero.

01:43:29.000 Yeah.

01:43:30.000 Yeah.

01:43:30.000 Because it's horrible.

01:43:31.000 It's literally like Jim Crow laws for chuds. 1.00

01:43:34.000 Like we are, we are under, like we are by far the most oppressed group probably in the world.

01:43:38.000 Have you guys?

01:43:39.000 There's a viral video from a soccer game where there's like a white guy about to do a penalty kick.

01:43:44.000 And then a black guy runs up and shoves him. 0.77

01:43:46.000 And he turns around and gets in his face.

01:43:48.000 And then the ref runs up, defends the black guy and holds the yellow card in the face of the guy who got attacked. 0.97

01:43:52.000 And they were like, this is basically Europe.

01:43:54.000 This is Western civilization.

01:43:55.000 Yeah.

01:43:56.000 Exactly what it is.

01:43:57.000 It's the downfall.

01:43:58.000 So I'm look.

01:43:58.000 Yeah.

01:44:00.000 Whose fault is it?

01:44:01.000 It's conservative Christians' fault. 0.99

01:44:02.000 100%.

01:44:04.000 You sat on the throne.

01:44:06.000 And when the scorpion came to your door, you said, come on in.

01:44:09.000 What do I care?

01:44:10.000 And now your children are reaping the benefits of the world that you built.

01:44:13.000 And still to this day, conservatives are demure.

01:44:16.000 I legitimately think it's conservative Christian women. 1.00

01:44:19.000 To be honest with you.

01:44:20.000 Well, me and Amber can cook on that.

01:44:26.000 To defend the voting base.

01:44:28.000 I make this point all the time with the Brits is like, there's this tendency for Americans to be like, well, this is the government they voted for.

01:44:33.000 I'm like, at every turn, by extension, Europeans have voted for less migration, less migration, less migration.

01:44:38.000 So they are doing all they can do in a liberal democracy, which, in my opinion, was imposed on the West at large after World War II.

01:44:46.000 So it's like, there's not really much we can do because anytime you do chimp out, like the state comes down on you with the full weight.

01:44:52.000 So it's like, at every turn, everyone has voted correctly.

01:44:56.000 Yes, we want less migration.

01:44:57.000 Yes, we want more conservative social policy.

01:44:59.000 Like think about before.

01:45:00.000 I saw Hillary, though, right?

01:45:01.000 Think about before a booger. 1.00

01:45:02.000 Oh, Booger. 1.00

01:45:03.000 Oh, Bergafell.

01:45:04.000 It's like California.

01:45:05.000 They voted no.

01:45:06.000 We don't want gay marriage. 1.00

01:45:07.000 No, no, no.

01:45:07.000 Everyone's voting no gay marriage.

01:45:08.000 And then boom, impose on you.

01:45:10.000 Sorry, it doesn't matter.

01:45:11.000 We also just voted for mass deportations.

01:45:13.000 And then like a couple of blue-haired women in Minnesota go crazy. 1.00

01:45:17.000 And we're like, oh, maybe we shouldn't do that anymore because it makes them sad.

01:45:21.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:45:22.000 So I'm like, it's not going to throw like Christian conservatives under the bus because it's like they're just operating in the system that you gave them. 0.97

01:45:28.000 There was the briefest of periods of some kind of Republican form of government.

01:45:33.000 And very shortly after the foundation of the United States, it was not anymore.

01:45:36.000 Yeah, electricity.

01:45:38.000 That caused it.

01:45:39.000 Maybe they wrote this government for pre-electricity.

01:45:42.000 Riding fucking horses.

01:45:42.000 Jesus.

01:45:44.000 Washington, D.C.

01:45:45.000 The conspiracy theory is that the Americans didn't win the revolution.

01:45:48.000 What happened was, is when the king and parliament found out that the Americans were proposing a system of governance where anyone could run, they said, so why are we wasting money fighting with them?

01:46:00.000 We can literally just go there and fund elections.

01:46:04.000 And so the conspiracy theory is that within about, you know, five, 10 years or maybe 10 or 20 years, the British simply just funded candidates who would support the empire and then relo effectively relocated the center of military power for the empire in the United States and then controlled the colonies.

01:46:21.000 Well, if that were the case, the South would have like decisively won the Civil War.

01:46:24.000 Why?

01:46:25.000 Because that's where the loyalist base was and that's the British supported.

01:46:28.000 Like there was a much stronger sense of like Anglicanism in the South and these sorts of things.

01:46:31.000 And in the run-up to the Civil War, the British were much more aligned with the South than they were with the North.

01:46:37.000 So like the political capital would have all resided in the South and they would have decisively came on.

01:46:41.000 I don't think so because Britain had already banned slavery.

01:46:44.000 So it was bad political.

01:46:45.000 For the British, it wasn't about slavery.

01:46:47.000 It was just about, I guess.

01:46:48.000 Right, I know.

01:46:49.000 But for the British Empire, they had already abolished slavery.

01:46:51.000 So politically, they couldn't get behind the slave states. 0.96

01:46:54.000 This is that they did.

01:46:55.000 Oh, they did, though.

01:46:57.000 It was fairly explicit.

01:46:58.000 The government remained neutral, but it was the industry bankers and the finance supported the South heavily.

01:47:03.000 They invested in major holdings of Confederate bonds.

01:47:06.000 Yep.

01:47:07.000 About 3 million, 14.5 million in gold through a 1862 bond sale to the.

01:47:12.000 Like it wasn't Parliament saying we support the South, but like every institution in Britain was like it was in their interest for the South to be.

01:47:12.000 Yes.

01:47:18.000 Here you go, everybody.

01:47:20.000 Actually, that.

01:47:20.000 Then we combine them.

01:47:22.000 The key is right here, layers of flavor.

01:47:24.000 So it's about building the right foundation.

01:47:26.000 Then we combine them.

01:47:26.000 Exactly.

01:47:28.000 The key is right here.

01:47:29.000 Layers of flavor.

01:47:30.000 That's nice.

01:47:30.000 I like that a lot.

01:47:31.000 So this is Nancy Pelosi.

01:47:32.000 This is true enough.

01:47:33.000 But you know what?

01:47:34.000 It's not fair, though, because Gordon Ramsey is a good dude.

01:47:37.000 I don't want to imply that he's teaching her to do evil because it should be the other way around, actually.

01:47:41.000 Pelosi should be demanding Gordon do it and Gordon should be saying no.

01:47:45.000 It tastes like shit.

01:47:47.000 Have him skipping.

01:47:48.000 It's if and roll.

01:47:49.000 Have her cook the book. 1.00

01:47:51.000 He thinks it's raw.

01:47:52.000 You got a winner of a scary.

01:47:53.000 It's crazy how he acted on that one show.

01:47:55.000 And then if you like, you watch his Instagram stories or his reels or whatever.

01:47:58.000 He's like such a nice dude.

01:47:59.000 Oh, yeah.

01:48:00.000 Like when they have kids on the show and he's like a sweetheart.

01:48:03.000 One of my favorite episodes of like Kitchen Rescues is when he finds this hole in the wall restaurant and it's like his old like Caribbean grandma and she's got this tiny hole in the wall with like two tables.

01:48:13.000 And he's just like, I can't believe how good this food is and nobody knows it's here.

01:48:18.000 And this is this little old lady at a restaurant. 1.00

01:48:22.000 Like during the O.J. Simpson trial where like a lot of black Americans, they viewed it as a wedge issue.

01:48:27.000 So they just got behind OJ just purely because it turned into like kind of a cultural thing.

01:48:30.000 I had a micro version of this in college where we were like sitting around.

01:48:33.000 It was like a bunch of white and black guys and we were all sitting around watching Kitchen Nightmares.

01:48:37.000 And there was this episode where he went to a restaurant.

01:48:39.000 I think it was in Memphis actually.

01:48:40.000 And at the front door, they found a mouse, like a dead mouse laying right by the door.

01:48:45.000 And the guy that was running the restaurant, this was like a soul food restaurant, immediately accused Gordon of like, hey, you planted this mouse here for television.

01:48:52.000 This is like crazy.

01:48:53.000 Why would you do this to us?

01:48:54.000 And then all the white guys in the room are like, wow, this is crazy.

01:48:57.000 Like this guy's so crazy for accusing Gordon Ramsey.

01:48:59.000 And every black person in the room was like, yeah, he definitely planted that mouse. 1.00

01:49:02.000 And it was like a microcosm.

01:49:04.000 I was like, this is what the O.J. Simpson trial was like.

01:49:06.000 Oh, take a look at this.

01:49:08.000 There you go.

01:49:09.000 Wait, where'd the sound go?

01:49:10.000 No, it's too explicit.

01:49:11.000 Oh, wait.

01:49:12.000 Holasy, it's you evil woman. 1.00

01:49:13.000 Cooking the books is wrong.

01:49:15.000 It's just policy, Gordon.

01:49:16.000 Holicy, it's fraud. 0.64

01:49:17.000 You're burning the books.

01:49:19.000 You evil woman, cooking the books is wrong. 1.00

01:49:21.000 It's just policy, Gordon.

01:49:22.000 Holocy, it's fraud. 0.98

01:49:23.000 You're burning the books.

01:49:26.000 Gordon's a good man.

01:49:26.000 I'm going to download that.

01:49:27.000 This is accurate.

01:49:28.000 All right, we're going to go to your Rumble Rants in Super Chat.

01:49:31.000 So smash the like button, share the show with everyone you know, and it really does help.

01:49:36.000 And make sure you pick up the new Cast Brew Vault Black at castbrew.com.

01:49:41.000 No joke.

01:49:41.000 It is a cold brew concentrate.

01:49:43.000 So I say mix it.

01:49:46.000 You want to level that with water to taste?

01:49:48.000 We originally worked on these single serving ones.

01:49:51.000 So I actually, at the top of my head, don't have the actual ratio, but I think it's like, you know, a couple, like two ounces of Vault Black with like eight ounces of water or something.

01:50:01.000 It's a concentrate.

01:50:02.000 But you'll figure it out.

01:50:03.000 You'll figure it out.

01:50:04.000 And check it out at caspook.com.

01:50:06.000 In the meantime, we're going to grab your rants and chats and see what you guys are on about.

01:50:11.000 All right.

01:50:12.000 Drubius Maximus says, first-time super chatter per TimCast tradition.

01:50:15.000 My wife and I are back from the hospital with baby number three.

01:50:19.000 We are 28 and 27, married almost seven years, playing on homeschooling.

01:50:23.000 So welcome to the world, little tiny patriot.

01:50:26.000 But this whole baby routine, Google Gaga, can't walk, not going to cut it. 0.99

01:50:31.000 We're in a fight for our lives right now.

01:50:33.000 Get active, get after it, make a Twitter account, start tweeting at wrap it in a bulletproof blanket like Riley can.

01:50:39.000 Exactly.

01:50:40.000 Let's go to the protests.

01:50:41.000 Lock in, little ones. 0.94

01:50:42.000 Wait, wait, everybody.

01:50:43.000 Another super chat from Matt FTL.

01:50:45.000 He says, keeping the tradition going.

01:50:46.000 I'm sitting in the recovery room with my wife and our first daughter.

01:50:49.000 Wow.

01:50:49.000 We have two boys and a girl.

01:50:51.000 Welcome to the very white pillow.

01:50:53.000 Patriot, welcome to the world again.

01:50:55.000 Like, it's time.

01:50:55.000 We need you.

01:50:56.000 Let's go time.

01:50:56.000 It's game time.

01:50:57.000 Skyline 99 says, laugh tracks work on low IQ people.

01:51:01.000 Works on me.

01:51:03.000 That was really funny.

01:51:05.000 It's true.

01:51:06.000 They do.

01:51:06.000 I need subtitles, IRL, and like Subway Surfers footage just playing in the bottom of my vision so I can really lock in.

01:51:12.000 Gen Z is so retarded that they can't just look at a person's face as they talk. 1.00

01:51:18.000 They have to watch Subway Surfer or like some video game.

01:51:22.000 Isn't that wild?

01:51:22.000 Yeah.

01:51:23.000 So you know what I'm going to do for my morning show now at least one of my segments I'm going to try out just playing video games while I record.

01:51:28.000 That's work.

01:51:28.000 Yeah.

01:51:31.000 Or just have like a TikTok.

01:51:31.000 Like a lot of these.

01:51:34.000 What is it?

01:51:34.000 I don't know what they're called.

01:51:35.000 Autoplay.

01:51:36.000 Yeah.

01:51:37.000 Oh, yeah.

01:51:37.000 It's just like on the side, it's just TikTok videos.

01:51:40.000 That's a good idea.

01:51:41.000 Can I do that?

01:51:42.000 There was this one.

01:51:43.000 I'm going to try that and see what happens.

01:51:44.000 There is this one YouTuber.

01:51:45.000 His name was.

01:51:45.000 Inside skateboarding videos.

01:51:48.000 Just general interest.

01:51:50.000 There was this one YouTuber.

01:51:51.000 His name was, I think it was Redeem Zoomer.

01:51:52.000 And he was like discussing these really high-level theological ideas.

01:51:56.000 Of course, no one's going to tune in if he's just sitting there talking to the camera.

01:51:59.000 But then he realized if he's playing Minecraft while he was doing it, then a lot of these guys who otherwise would have never tuned in to any theological discussion were all of a sudden becoming amateur theologians because they were watching him and the Minecraft was what engaged them, but then they didn't listen to him talk.

01:52:12.000 I'll just play poker.

01:52:14.000 I'll play on Club WPT.

01:52:16.000 I'll play some online poker while talking politics.

01:52:19.000 Yeah.

01:52:20.000 There you go.

01:52:21.000 And then people are watching micro gambling.

01:52:23.000 That's the culture.

01:52:25.000 That's the culture victory when you start getting, like you're saying, you brainwash people through.

01:52:30.000 You know, we got, you know, I'm super good at trials.

01:52:33.000 You guys ever play trials?

01:52:34.000 No.

01:52:35.000 Is that the motorcycle?

01:52:35.000 Negative.

01:52:36.000 Yeah.

01:52:37.000 I'm like super good at it.

01:52:38.000 It's tough.

01:52:39.000 That game's hard.

01:52:40.000 Yeah.

01:52:40.000 So we just need to get Gen Z into that game so that I can play that while talking because I could play that game forever.

01:52:45.000 Any game, I think, where they can watch you just do stuff, repeat stuff, and they know the context of what's happening.

01:52:51.000 They don't just see like a database of numbers.

01:52:52.000 That stream did pretty well where you just dominated me and Andrew at Smash Bros for like an hour.

01:52:57.000 It didn't really, to be honest.

01:52:58.000 Yeah, but there was a lot of it did something.

01:53:01.000 What happened?

01:53:02.000 But it was a holiday.

01:53:03.000 It was like 4th of July, and I was like, instead of there's no news, everyone's on vacation, let's just play Smash Brothers.

01:53:08.000 You're just mercilessly beating me.

01:53:10.000 I was not, I'm not very, I'm like, I don't know, C- at Smash Brothers.

01:53:14.000 Like, any new player is going to get crushed.

01:53:17.000 He's just trying to make me and Andrew feel bad.

01:53:19.000 Anybody who actually is good at the game would crush me in two seconds.

01:53:22.000 But any average player who plays like casually, I'll probably destroy.

01:53:26.000 You obliterated me.

01:53:27.000 I couldn't, I stopped playing you because it was just beating after beating.

01:53:29.000 I'm like, dude, now I know how you feel when I play you in Magic.

01:53:32.000 And he bought a bunch of new cars and I couldn't beat that.

01:53:33.000 That's why we need like none of these making that.

01:53:35.000 The consoles have Madden.

01:53:36.000 I always had good cards.

01:53:37.000 If I did Madden installed, I could finally feel good about myself.

01:53:39.000 I could look at it.

01:53:40.000 King Justin saw Madden.

01:53:40.000 You can just play.

01:53:43.000 You can download the NASCAR game.

01:53:44.000 Timcast has got two vehicles in it.

01:53:45.000 I'd love to play Madden.

01:53:46.000 Shout out to Cody Dennison.

01:53:47.000 Yo, if we could get a big crew, people playing actual Madden.

01:53:50.000 We're all on the same team and we're playing against 11 all of them players.

01:53:53.000 That'd be wild.

01:53:54.000 I want to be QB.

01:53:55.000 Yeah, I'll play like right tackle.

01:53:56.000 You can be like 2x cards, dude.

01:53:59.000 Pancake, dude.

01:53:59.000 Come on.

01:54:01.000 I'll press.

01:54:01.000 I love that.

01:54:03.000 That shows you have a servant's heart that you want to be.

01:54:07.000 You had the second dibs for whatever position you wanted.

01:54:09.000 I'll make them fast, you know, but like so I can drop back and then you know knock them down from the side.

01:54:15.000 Love you.

01:54:19.000 All right, what do we got here?

01:54:23.000 KSKS says, How come you haven't talked about the attack on 3D printing beginning in WA?

01:54:28.000 Washington State is trying to get AI software forced onto printers and criminal charges anyone who has files for two A items.

01:54:34.000 Wow.

01:54:36.000 It's not good, man.

01:54:37.000 I think New York is the same in the same kind of stuff.

01:54:40.000 You are?

01:54:41.000 I call this in 2011 when they were talking about making it illegal to print guns.

01:54:45.000 It's like, well, now when are they going to start going after the information?

01:54:47.000 Because I have a machine in my house that I can do anything I want with in the privacy of my own home.

01:54:51.000 So what are you going to make it illegal to get the information of the schematic?

01:54:54.000 It's protected by the First Amendment to transmit information over the internet, right?

01:54:59.000 It's protected by the Second Amendment to be able to make a gun.

01:55:02.000 Like you can legally make, I think, two or three guns a year.

01:55:05.000 You can send the serial number off to the feds if you want.

01:55:09.000 It's perfectly legal to do all those things.

01:55:12.000 The problem is that you can do this unmonitored with no regulation by the federal government.

01:55:20.000 David Bricken says, when are we getting a Tate Brown holding it grounds coffee blend?

01:55:24.000 Ooh.

01:55:25.000 That's good.

01:55:25.000 We didn't think of that.

01:55:26.000 That's really good.

01:55:27.000 I did, but I couldn't make it not cheesy.

01:55:29.000 We got to use Tate Brown holding it down ground.

01:55:32.000 Those three words of just holding it grounds.

01:55:35.000 Well, the holding it down ground.

01:55:37.000 My actual pitch for Tate's coffee was Tate Brown blood and soil.

01:55:42.000 I like that.

01:55:43.000 True Heritage American.

01:55:44.000 Like, I have to build a butcher for you.

01:55:45.000 Like a red velvet coffee.

01:55:47.000 Maybe that, you know?

01:55:49.000 I think we can make it.

01:55:49.000 No cap.

01:55:52.000 I'll send you a bag on the side.

01:55:53.000 It'll be like as long as I don't have to buy it.

01:55:55.000 You just send it to me for free.

01:55:57.000 Already compromising your beliefs.

01:55:59.000 Zumerwaffen, should we make a Nick Fuentes coffee for him?

01:56:02.000 That could be sure.

01:56:03.000 That could be interesting.

01:56:05.000 I don't know if we can make any jokes about that right now.

01:56:07.000 We'll have to wait for the uncensored portion.

01:56:09.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:56:10.000 Did you guys see there's a viral clip where it's like Fuentes is ragging on Hitler, and then all these lefties are like Fuentes has abandoned Hitler or something?

01:56:19.000 No.

01:56:20.000 Yeah, something like that.

01:56:22.000 Yep.

01:56:22.000 Fuentes is a nuanced mofo.

01:56:24.000 That's all right.

01:56:25.000 We got K.S. Corey says, I can see Lindsey Graham clapping like a seal in a corner right now. 1.00

01:56:32.000 Well, I think the reason Lindsey Graham wants to invade Iran is because he's hoping that a new government would legalize gay marriage.

01:56:38.000 Then it can finally come out.

01:56:40.000 That was a joke.

01:56:40.000 Although maybe it wasn't.

01:56:42.000 You didn't play the laugh track, so I didn't get it.

01:56:44.000 Yeah.

01:56:46.000 There it is.

01:56:47.000 That was good.

01:56:47.000 What's the deal with Lindsey Graham wanting to go?

01:56:50.000 Lindsey Graham.

01:56:51.000 Are you gay or not?

01:56:53.000 Maybe it's just from South Carolina.

01:56:55.000 They're kind of dandy.

01:56:56.000 They're a little light in the loafers.

01:56:58.000 No offense to South Carolinians.

01:56:59.000 I'm a North Carolina heritage person.

01:57:01.000 They're a little light in the loafers when you go south of the border, you know.

01:57:04.000 Here we go.

01:57:05.000 We have Captain Winky says, sorry, Tim, I designed interiors for private jets.

01:57:09.000 These were 737-100s with sofa crescendas with TVs, crescendas, hot tubs just haven't been in one bud.

01:57:18.000 I am fully and keenly aware.

01:57:22.000 That being said, when you go to an FBO or like I flew out of Chicago and there was, I can't remember which it was a basketball team that had flown and they had a 37.

01:57:34.000 These are large corporate teams and they are few and far between.

01:57:40.000 Most of the time when you go to an FBO, like if you go to Teterboro in Jersey, you might see some G4s. 1.00

01:57:46.000 You might see some like Lear Jets, Gulfstreams, things like that.

01:57:49.000 The average, bro, I'm telling you, like people who have money don't just burn money.

01:57:55.000 That's why they have money. 0.95

01:57:56.000 They fly on private jets because they're like, no, no, no, no, I don't care about a hot tub on my plane.

01:58:01.000 It's like Amber was saying these pro ballers will be like, I'm going to burn 500 grand right now for no reason.

01:58:06.000 And then they go broke real quick.

01:58:07.000 Certainly these things exist.

01:58:09.000 Likely charters.

01:58:10.000 The other thing too is like mega yachts.

01:58:12.000 Guys, they're like, oh, Bezos owns the yacht.

01:58:15.000 Yes.

01:58:16.000 The ultra rare billionaires do have yachts.

01:58:20.000 They are very, very rare.

01:58:21.000 Most of the mega yachts you see are charters.

01:58:25.000 We did a party on like, I don't know, it was like an 80-footer or something in Miami.

01:58:29.000 I can't remember.

01:58:30.000 We've done it numerous times.

01:58:31.000 And it's like five grand for six hours.

01:58:34.000 And so with 20 people on board and having a party, it's actually not that expensive to go out into the ocean on a big yacht and film this stuff.

01:58:43.000 But the other thing I want to point out, too, is most of these videos you see, you guys know that the private jets are rented out for video production.

01:58:50.000 You'll see a dude in a private jet and they're like eating a nice meal and it's got the jacuzzi or whatever is in it and it's not flying and you don't know that there was one woman who walked off a private jet smiling in slow motion and she put on her profile except the engine cover was still on.

01:58:50.000 Yeah.

01:59:08.000 And so regular people don't know what that means.

01:59:11.000 Everybody else was like, yeah, that's like a stationary, that jet is not going anywhere.

01:59:16.000 They also started creating actual sets of private jets for influencers to take pictures on.

01:59:21.000 But I have an intrusive thought question, which is what happens to the hot tub when there's turbulence?

01:59:30.000 Turbulence is for a lot of planes.

01:59:35.000 I'll put it like this.

01:59:36.000 How many planes have you been on where you've had severe turbulence?

01:59:38.000 It's not.

01:59:39.000 I don't find it as severe.

01:59:40.000 Nothing that's going to disrupt a hot tub.

01:59:43.000 Like where it drops, you know?

01:59:45.000 Yeah, that's increasingly rare.

01:59:46.000 The worst, I used to fly, I used to fly twice a week from 2014 to 2016.

01:59:52.000 I was literally on two or three planes every week.

01:59:55.000 And I only experienced serious turbulence one time.

01:59:58.000 And it was in New Zealand from Wellington to Auckland.

02:00:01.000 We dropped like 100 feet and it was, the women were all screaming and the men were dead silent.

02:00:06.000 Yeah.

02:00:07.000 I mean, I've done plenty of flying myself for, you know, being a band.

02:00:10.000 I just feel like the water would have serious turbulence.

02:00:13.000 I'm going to say this again.

02:00:15.000 Flew on a billion.

02:00:16.000 So I know this guy who's a billionaire.

02:00:18.000 It's physics.

02:00:19.000 And he's like, I got a private jet.

02:00:20.000 We're going to be flying into New York.

02:00:21.000 If you need a ride.

02:00:22.000 And we were like, yeah, let's go.

02:00:23.000 It was me and a few other people.

02:00:25.000 And it was cramped, decently comfortable, private jet, no food.

02:00:30.000 They had a basket of pre-made deli sandwiches.

02:00:32.000 And I was like, nah, I'm okay.

02:00:33.000 I don't need it.

02:00:34.000 And no internet.

02:00:37.000 And it's a pretty tight space.

02:00:39.000 These people aren't just like, well, why not spend $500,000 on a 747?

02:00:44.000 They just don't do it.

02:00:45.000 Now, basketball teams, when they're transporting the entire team, again, calculate the cost of getting the team safely from point to point.

02:00:53.000 And I was in Chicago and I can't remember which team it was, but they had a 737 docked at the FBO at Signature.

02:00:59.000 And the guys there were like, yeah, it's going to be for about a week because they're playing several games.

02:01:03.000 And this is how they travel.

02:01:06.000 And the side of the plane said the team's name on it.

02:01:08.000 You're going to go on there and it's going to be pretty nice.

02:01:09.000 It's going to have like private rooms, but it's for a team of people and their staff.

02:01:13.000 So it's still like, you know.

02:01:16.000 But you can watch videos of like the jet that Taylor Swift has.

02:01:20.000 She has two.

02:01:20.000 She had a big one and a small one.

02:01:22.000 Ultra, ultra wealthy people do have very nice things.

02:01:25.000 However, again, most of the time you see these things, it's fake because you know who Taylor Swift is when she has a plane.

02:01:32.000 The other thing I'm going to stress is they charter their planes out.

02:01:36.000 Meaning, look, not anybody can just get one.

02:01:40.000 But if you're like your average, let's say you're a YouTuber and you're making $500,000, $600,000 a year.

02:01:46.000 What are you really spending your money on, right?

02:01:48.000 So let's say there's a 27-year-old dude.

02:01:50.000 He's making 500K on YouTube.

02:01:52.000 It's good money.

02:01:53.000 It's great money.

02:01:53.000 Okay.

02:01:54.000 So he's pulling about 40K per month.

02:01:56.000 And let's say he's running his own business.

02:01:57.000 So his taxes aren't coming out per paycheck.

02:01:59.000 He actually pays taxes quarterly.

02:02:01.000 So one month he gets 40 grand.

02:02:03.000 He calls a charter company and says, I want to spend $40,000 on a private jet right now, and I'm going to film on it, and I'm going to make a video of me and my private jet.

02:02:11.000 He then gets a 37 for a short trip where he's got all these amenities.

02:02:15.000 It's a one-time thing, and that's the end of it.

02:02:17.000 And this guy's not even an ultra-wealthy person.

02:02:20.000 He's just upper class.

02:02:21.000 So again, my point is, it's typically fake.

02:02:25.000 The ultra-wealthy people I know rarely do lunatic things like this.

02:02:31.000 Again, Bill Gates betting 20 bucks.

02:02:32.000 Don't get me wrong, Dana White famously bets $500,000 on Bach Rotten Blackjet.

02:02:37.000 That exists too.

02:02:38.000 I'm not saying it doesn't.

02:02:39.000 All right, everybody.

02:02:40.000 We're going to go to the uncensored portion of the show over at rumble.com slash Timcast IRL.

02:02:45.000 So smash that like button, share the show with every person in your life that you care about.

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02:02:52.000 Amber, do you want to shout anything out?

02:02:54.000 If anyone knows what happens to the hot tubs during turbulence, please hit me up.

02:02:54.000 Yes.

02:02:57.000 I'm on X at Amber Marie Duke and on Substack at State of the Day.

02:03:01.000 Thanks.

02:03:02.000 I know what it is, Amber.

02:03:03.000 I can tell you what happens to hot tubs on turbulence.

02:03:06.000 They have what's called internal baffling, where there's partitions inside the tub that reduce the wave motion, similar to a fuel tank.

02:03:11.000 Fantastic.

02:03:12.000 There's also, they keep the levels filled or the low levels of the water.

02:03:16.000 And if there's going to be turbulence, they'll get people out generally, but they also are pretty rare.

02:03:16.000 They cover it with lids.

02:03:21.000 Engineering is amazing.

02:03:23.000 Yeah, aircraft stabilization, man.

02:03:25.000 Hey, by the way, check out graphene.movie.

02:03:27.000 Speaking of all that, and go check out this new documentary I'm building, graphene.movie.

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02:03:35.000 The guy's amazing.

02:03:37.000 So his work is incredible.

02:03:39.000 The trailer's up right now.

02:03:40.000 You can put in your email address and then join the mailing list.

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02:04:47.000 All right, everybody.

02:04:48.000 We'll see you all at rumble.com slash Timcast IRL in about 30 seconds.

02:04:51.000 Thanks for hanging out.

02:07:39.000 Let's play the, while everyone's coming in.

02:07:42.000 We got a great video for you, everybody.

02:07:43.000 I think this one's better.

02:07:44.000 I think this is a better version.

02:07:45.000 You can't do this.

02:07:46.000 It's wrong.

02:07:47.000 It's evil.

02:07:48.000 It's completely unethical.

02:07:49.000 What are you talking about?

02:07:50.000 This is madness.

02:07:51.000 You can't do this.

02:07:52.000 It's wrong.

02:07:53.000 Now Gordon Ramsey is yelling at Pelosi for being wrong and evil.

02:07:53.000 It's evil.

02:07:53.000 There you go.

02:07:57.000 Yeah.

02:08:02.000 That's it.

02:08:03.000 Everyone left for some reason.

02:08:05.000 Yeah, where is everyone?

02:08:07.000 Having a powwow, I suppose.

02:08:09.000 No, Phil goes and loads up on fruit roll-ups, and then Ion is having a situation at the bathroom.

02:08:14.000 I think he had a high acidity blend and it's causing problems.

02:08:14.000 Situational.

02:08:17.000 Oh.

02:08:20.000 what's the situation?

02:08:21.000 What are we, we got to be uncensored.

02:08:24.000 What can we be uncensored about?

02:08:25.000 Well, we were saying earlier today for the after show, yeah.

02:08:28.000 You were saying something Nick Fuento's coffee.

02:08:30.000 You were saying?

02:08:31.000 Oh, I was like, just put Hitler on the bag. 0.75

02:08:31.000 No, it wasn't. 0.75

02:08:33.000 Yeah.

02:08:33.000 But those before that, we were saying save something for the uncensored portion.

02:08:36.000 I have something for the uncensored portion.

02:08:38.000 Okay, Tate, before the show, he was like, yo, Nick was talking.

02:08:40.000 Nick Fuento's talking shit about me.

02:08:42.000 Said I'm a psychic victim of the Trump regime.

02:08:46.000 It's true, I think you are.

02:08:48.000 I am.

02:08:49.000 I'm a proud psychic victim of the Trump.

02:08:50.000 What happened?

02:08:51.000 Because when you were in high school, Trump was popping.

02:08:55.000 I was 14 when he came down the escalator.

02:08:57.000 Was he the guy that red-pilled you?

02:08:59.000 No, I grew up in a really conservative family.

02:09:02.000 But I mean, red-pilled like liberal economic order, deep state.

02:09:04.000 No, my dad's been on.

02:09:05.000 You knew about that stuff?

02:09:06.000 Okay.

02:09:07.000 Trump red-pilled a whole generation of people, a whole world of people that didn't weren't keyed into it beforehand.

02:09:13.000 I know, I feel like I'm one of the very few people in the conservative commentariat who was like a conservative the whole time.

02:09:19.000 Like, I didn't have this like come to Jesus moment.

02:09:20.000 I've just like literally like, I remember being five years old and like rush limbal playing in the car.

02:09:25.000 Did you know about fiat, fiat currency, and all that?

02:09:28.000 My dad has been like, he's been a very kind of like clued in guy my whole life.

02:09:33.000 So I actually remember him saying stuff and I remember thinking like, this is kind of crazy.

02:09:38.000 And then years later, him being vindicated.

02:09:40.000 And every single time I text him, like, yep, you're right.

02:09:42.000 What stuff?

02:09:43.000 A lot of it pertaining to, like, he was always big on like tariffs.

02:09:48.000 He was saying early on, like, with Trump, like, this is clearly the viable candidate, talking about the immigration problem, these sorts of things.

02:09:56.000 He's always been clued in on it.

02:09:57.000 What's specifically on immigration, though?

02:09:59.000 Where he was talking about how the volume of immigration is going to cause serious problems for like the working class.

02:10:07.000 But what should we do about that?

02:10:08.000 Mass deportations.

02:10:09.000 That's it, though.

02:10:10.000 Nothing else?

02:10:11.000 Well, that was a very unpopular position in the Republican Party in like 2014.

02:10:15.000 Like back then, it was very much like, you know, we could have amnesty or, you know, just certain deportation.

02:10:20.000 And he was always saying like he was very clued on the illegal immigration, the rust belt being, you know, rotted out from globalization, immigration, these are things.

02:10:30.000 So when he's saying psychic victim of the Trump regime, what does he mean?

02:10:30.000 He's been on that.

02:10:34.000 Like with Nick?

02:10:35.000 I don't know.

02:10:36.000 He's just saying, like, he was talking about me and John Doyle, and he was like, their continued trusting the plan, like their continued belief in Trump as a viable political project indicates that they're like mentally raped.

02:10:46.000 Do you?

02:10:47.000 Yeah, I think Trump's the most viable political project.

02:10:50.000 Who does Nick want to win?

02:10:52.000 I remember I asked him on the show and he didn't have an answer, but he was like, maybe Steve Bannon has a protest vote.

02:10:58.000 So for me, I don't want to get into, like, I don't want to like, I've always had this thing with, like, with, it's like, I don't want to, like, if he's not sitting here, I don't want to like, you know, make an argument and then he can't respond.

02:11:08.000 Exactly.

02:11:10.000 I love talking about, I want to talk about this with all of us in the same room and get you guys to go back and forth on it.

02:11:15.000 Yeah.

02:11:15.000 I mean, because like he's, he even said it on the show is like, we were friendly.

02:11:18.000 Like, I mean, we didn't have an adversary.

02:11:20.000 Like, he knew who I was, et cetera.

02:11:22.000 But, like, we got along.

02:11:23.000 I mean, you guys were there.

02:11:24.000 Like, me and him.

02:11:24.000 Shout out afterwards.

02:11:26.000 Yeah, we were friendly.

02:11:27.000 I mean, he's a nice guy.

02:11:28.000 Like, I don't have any personal problem with him.

02:11:30.000 Is there like a point where you would snap and be like, I don't support the plan anymore?

02:11:34.000 Like, if he did something, if Trump commanded some crazy thing, you'd be like.

02:11:38.000 I just don't think that's why I have trust in him because I don't think that'll happen.

02:11:38.000 Yeah, of course.

02:11:41.000 Nick has been pretty clear that he wants someone far more authoritarian than he wants someone that he would consider actually right-wing.

02:11:48.000 I guess if I have to address that point, like my critique with his strategies, he's saying Trump is not sufficiently right-wing.

02:11:54.000 This project has failed.

02:11:56.000 Therefore, we should withhold our votes.

02:11:57.000 The Republican Party learns their lesson and nominates someone more far right in 2028.

02:12:01.000 My counter argument is the GOP will not learn that lesson.

02:12:05.000 They will take someone far more moderate because they're going to say, well, clearly Trump is too far right, et cetera, et cetera.

02:12:10.000 And they will return to the norm.

02:12:12.000 And the fact still stands.

02:12:12.000 I don't like it's whatever.

02:12:14.000 And the fact still stands.

02:12:15.000 Like, if you're going to say, well, I'm not going to vote, I'm going to withhold my vote and I'm going to try and get all the people that agree with me to withhold their votes so that way the GOP loses, the Democrats will get into power and they will exercise all the power they can and they'll do so much damage to the country.

02:12:30.000 And I guess his argument is, well, we need to see that kind of damage so that way there's a reaction.

02:12:36.000 But I don't think that I don't think that the situation would be, you know, I don't think that there would be a reaction like that.

02:12:43.000 I don't think that there's ever going to be enough people in the United States that are far enough right to satisfy Nick and the people that the type of people that he wants to run.

02:12:57.000 I don't think that they would ever be elected.

02:12:59.000 Well, that was at the crux of our disagreement: okay, is Trump still a viable political vehicle for if me and him have overlapping goals?

02:13:09.000 Nah, Trump's Buchanan.

02:13:10.000 If we're both Zoomers, I think it's fair to say we have overlapping goals with how we would like the United States to look.

02:13:16.000 Then we would, my position was: yes, Trump is still viable because I don't see an alternative that's better, and I don't see one emerging.

02:13:23.000 Like, if it was his situation came to fruition, you know, okay, Trump, we withhold our vote, Trump loses.

02:13:30.000 The GOP is not going to have it come to Jesus Moment and be like, okay, we need to pander to the base.

02:13:35.000 They're just going to go back to business as usual because we haven't sufficiently cleared out.

02:13:39.000 We never will clear out the establishment.

02:13:41.000 It's going to take a very long time to do that.

02:13:42.000 I made it.

02:13:43.000 I'm just having to play ball.

02:13:44.000 That's all I've done.

02:13:44.000 Nancy Pelosi congressional stock trading scenario.

02:13:48.000 Let's go.

02:13:49.000 Yes.

02:13:50.000 Okay.

02:13:51.000 There we go.

02:13:52.000 Look at this.

02:13:53.000 Look at all the books.

02:13:54.000 Yeah.

02:13:55.000 She's the boss. 0.99

02:13:56.000 Look at all these books getting cooked.

02:13:58.000 Can she jump? 0.85

02:14:00.000 That's right.

02:14:00.000 She's the boss here.

02:14:01.000 She's got an industrial. 1.00

02:14:02.000 Look at the fire.

02:14:03.000 Shake that pan.

02:14:04.000 She's got an industrial kitchen here so she can make sure all the books are nice and cooked. 1.00

02:14:04.000 It's going to be a bad thing. 1.00

02:14:08.000 I'm going to be worth a billion dollars.

02:14:09.000 She's in the audience.

02:14:10.000 She's in the restaurant getting ready to eat this shit that she's about to do. 1.00

02:14:13.000 I don't know, but he's probably one employee.

02:14:15.000 He's probably what's with the shape of this.

02:14:17.000 Giant guy.

02:14:18.000 What is going on?

02:14:19.000 She's going to walk through this.

02:14:20.000 I bet she walks right through it. 0.74

02:14:21.000 Watch.

02:14:22.000 Oh, I was wrong.

02:14:23.000 She can't jump either.

02:14:24.000 Wait.

02:14:25.000 Come on.

02:14:26.000 Can you not get through, lady? 1.00

02:14:27.000 Nancy Pelosi can't jump. 1.00

02:14:29.000 She can't.

02:14:30.000 Oh, she's just floating.

02:14:30.000 Wait.

02:14:32.000 Woody hair.

02:14:33.000 Look at that.

02:14:35.000 She's a spritely lady. 1.00

02:14:37.000 Did she just shrink? 0.98

02:14:39.000 She did.

02:14:39.000 No, that guy was huge.

02:14:40.000 Yeah.

02:14:40.000 When she dropped.

02:14:41.000 No, she just got shorter. 0.67

02:14:42.000 She is much smaller.

02:14:44.000 No, that happens when you get old.

02:14:45.000 Can you tell it to give her control?

02:14:48.000 The control button makes her do a dodge roll and things like that. 1.00

02:14:51.000 Does it get complicated?

02:14:53.000 So when I made Goku, it gave him the ability to fly.

02:14:56.000 So it does understand these things about the characters.

02:14:59.000 Apparently, Nancy Pelosi is not one of those people who can fly. 1.00

02:15:03.000 Well, what I can do is floating city above Japan.

02:15:11.000 We like that one.

02:15:12.000 Nancy Pelosi in a jetpack.

02:15:15.000 I want to build a floating city if you guys are down with that.

02:15:18.000 Sure.

02:15:19.000 I have an idea of how to do it.

02:15:21.000 Oh, how much money?

02:15:22.000 We'll figure that part out later.

02:15:23.000 But we need the schematic ballpark.

02:15:25.000 Do you mean like a floating city on water?

02:15:26.000 No, it'd be like a big, it would be a bunch of spherical chambers made with aerogel, that lighter than air material, like a hydrogel.

02:15:33.000 So the city.

02:15:34.000 Like helium?

02:15:35.000 So if it gets punctured, it wouldn't break any chamber.

02:15:38.000 But we could develop it.

02:15:39.000 The hydrogel, dude.

02:15:40.000 It's not aerogel.

02:15:41.000 It's called hydrogel.

02:15:42.000 You can hit it with a hammer and machine it, and it's lighter than air.

02:15:42.000 I like it.

02:15:45.000 I like that.

02:15:46.000 It's actually lighter than air.

02:15:46.000 Yeah.

02:15:48.000 Like it floats.

02:15:49.000 I think we could do this on a budget, too.

02:15:50.000 I think we pulled this off on a budget.

02:15:52.000 Is hydrogel lighter than air?

02:15:53.000 And just because it's just because it floats doesn't mean that it can lift something.

02:15:56.000 Where can we source hydrogel?

02:15:57.000 But if you vacuum it out, then it produces natural buoyancy.

02:16:01.000 Right.

02:16:01.000 That was my question.

02:16:03.000 And so if you have these things structurally strong enough that you can create vacuums in all these little spherical chambers, there will be a lift inside the body of the hall of the floating.

02:16:12.000 Oh, I see what you mean.

02:16:13.000 But if that were the case, like with like a space, an empty, you know, space bags, like people use for storage.

02:16:18.000 Yeah.

02:16:18.000 Use a vacuum to suck it out.

02:16:18.000 Yeah.

02:16:19.000 So if you had an empty space bag, then you suck out, wouldn't it just float?

02:16:23.000 I think you mean like sucking it out of the container of all the stuff, right?

02:16:27.000 Like in the kind of hall of the ship, the floating ship would be a bunch of spheres that you vacuum out.

02:16:33.000 Yeah, talking to the microphone.

02:16:34.000 Oh, that's so it'd be like a big boat in the air, but in the hall of the ship would be a bunch of spheres that are interconnected with like cutoff valves that are all vacuumed out.

02:16:43.000 So there's all this lift.

02:16:44.000 Right.

02:16:45.000 Only it'd be like terrestrial floating ships.

02:16:48.000 They wouldn't be able to take them up into terrestrial floors.

02:16:49.000 I always wanted to play Space Pelosi.

02:16:52.000 You know, if there's one video game I really wanted, it was Space Pelosi.

02:16:56.000 Yeah, dude.

02:16:57.000 Let's see it.

02:16:58.000 And then we're going to go to callers and we got the Hades Farm Remembers.

02:17:01.000 I misspoke Hades Farm, which is not lighter than air, but it is light.

02:17:06.000 I didn't know what's everybody doing this.

02:17:09.000 What's good, man?

02:17:10.000 Just flying around Nancy Pelosi in Sky Japan.

02:17:13.000 Oh, oh, it's not lighter than Epstein.

02:17:16.000 It's a ton of fun.

02:17:16.000 It is light.

02:17:17.000 It is light.

02:17:17.000 Yeah, flying.

02:17:18.000 Jetpack, Jetpack.

02:17:18.000 Oh, no.

02:17:20.000 Nancy.

02:17:21.000 Nancy, don't fall. 0.89

02:17:22.000 It's like a 2035 project or something.

02:17:24.000 I like it.

02:17:24.000 There we go.

02:17:25.000 Let's go.

02:17:27.000 We're going to go rob their stock exchange.

02:17:32.000 What's up, big dog?

02:17:33.000 What's your cue?

02:17:34.000 So for tonight, I'm going to be my typical self and hit y'all hard.

02:17:38.000 Let's go.

02:17:39.000 For the whole panel, with allied countries as friendly to pedophilia as the UK and France, as well as others like Norway, openly arresting people over the Epstein list releases.

02:17:50.000 What is the best that we can hope for from our quote-unquote leadership?

02:17:53.000 And what do you guys realistically expect them to actually?

02:17:58.000 They're not going to arrest any of these pedos.

02:18:00.000 No one's going to do anything about it.

02:18:02.000 And the question is, like, because people say this a lot, but it's like, who?

02:18:06.000 Who do we arrest?

02:18:07.000 Because there's nothing new in the Epstein files that we've seen.

02:18:10.000 Like, most of this is Podesta, still from the Podesta era.

02:18:14.000 Like, the one name people cite is like Lex Wesner, but it's like, if you go through everything that we have on him, it's you can't present that in court.

02:18:21.000 So it's like, I agree, but we just don't, we still don't have anything to actually like make arrests.

02:18:26.000 It's not there.

02:18:27.000 There's a outside of the New Casper coffee location, someone put up a flyer, and they're probably all over Martinsburg.

02:18:33.000 And it says free haircuts for pedophiles and it's a guillotine.

02:18:36.000 It's funny.

02:18:37.000 Yeah.

02:18:38.000 Beautiful.

02:18:41.000 Wexner seems to be the guy.

02:18:43.000 Like, he's the one.

02:18:44.000 Maria Farmer's painting, The Settles, was like a picture of everything she remembered when she was being trafficked and victimized on Epstein's Island and all the people and the familiar faces.

02:18:53.000 Of course, Guy Lane was at the center in this untouchable bubble.

02:18:56.000 She's this like lizard woman. 1.00

02:18:57.000 And then right below her is this demon, this like multi-headed demon that's Lex Wesner.

02:19:02.000 It's like the Victoria's secret funnel, you know.

02:19:06.000 But like Tate was saying, unless there's actual hard evidence, which I'm sure there's not if they did the job right.

02:19:11.000 That's the thing.

02:19:12.000 It's like we haven't really, we've learned some new names that were involved with Epstein, but we don't have any new like incriminating evidence because it's just unfortunate.

02:19:22.000 Like any incriminating evidence, like if there truly is an elite cabal, which I believe is the case, I mean, it's not hard to believe at all, they would have had that evidence destroyed by now or it would have been moved somewhere else out, like somewhere else.

02:19:36.000 So it's like, this is why it's not worth spiking the Trump administration over this.

02:19:41.000 Because what do we want them to do?

02:19:43.000 I mean, it's like we just don't have, they're not sitting on, they're not protecting pedophiles.

02:19:48.000 They're not sitting on evidence right now.

02:19:49.000 Like they would, that would just be politically, completely politically unviable.

02:19:53.000 The evidence that we would have to, again, start making arrests is gone.

02:19:57.000 It's gone.

02:19:58.000 I mean, again, go back to Biden.

02:19:59.000 Like, Biden would have you, if Trump was a pedophile or there was other Republicans, they would have utilized it.

02:20:03.000 Well, they would have thrown that at him for sure.

02:20:04.000 Yeah.

02:20:04.000 So it's like, I share the frustration with the Epstein thing.

02:20:08.000 I've been following it for a very long time, but you have a lot of these OGs.

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