Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - WAR WITH IRAN May Have Begun, Cyberattack ON US?! Cell Networks CRASH | Timcast IRL

00:02:00.000 Reports are going crazy across Twitter.

00:02:04.000 I mean, X.

00:02:05.000 The U.S. is deploying strike groups to the Middle East.

00:02:08.000 Refueling tankers are flying.

00:02:10.000 We've seen a bunch of military movement.

00:02:12.000 Right now, Iran has shut down airspace.

00:02:14.000 The U.S. virtual embassy has told Americans, get out of the country.

00:02:17.000 The U.K., now the same thing, with warnings about American travel to Israel as well, saying the region is going to be unstable.

00:02:24.000 Donald Trump, of course, has threatened to shoot Iran.

00:02:28.000 I'm assuming that means war if they keep shooting protesters.

00:02:32.000 Now it seems like, with all of the news reports we're getting, there is a high expectation that war has already begun.

00:02:37.000 Reports of fighter jets over the border of Iraq and Iran.

00:02:40.000 It may be kicking off.

00:02:43.000 Right now, you've got all the prediction markets saying it's happening.

00:02:46.000 Someone just made a $20,000 wager that the U.S. would strike Iran today.

00:02:52.000 And they'll get paid $160,000 if it happens.

00:02:55.000 At the same time, we saw a major cellular outage across the country in basically every single metro if you're on Verizon.

00:03:02.000 And many people are assuming this was a cyber attack.

00:03:05.000 We don't know for sure.

00:03:07.000 No statement has been released.

00:03:08.000 But considering the massive escalation with Iran, which is not some desert nation, I mean, they got surface-to-air missiles.

00:03:16.000 They've got a powerful military.

00:03:17.000 They've got cyber attack capabilities.

00:03:19.000 People are kind of saying maybe they made a move against us.

00:03:22.000 Because you've got to understand, taking out cell phones does not just mean making it so you can't call mom, which you haven't done anyway, and you should.

00:03:30.000 It also means that Ubers and Lyfts can't pick people up.

00:03:30.000 I digress.

00:03:33.000 It means DoorDash deliveries.

00:03:35.000 It means a large portion of our internet-based economy gets struck down.

00:03:38.000 That is a massive attack on our country and economy.

00:03:41.000 But we don't know for sure. 0.99

00:03:43.000 Maybe Verizon just sucks. 0.98

00:03:45.000 So we're going to talk about that. 0.98

00:03:46.000 We had a bunch of other news.

00:03:47.000 CBS reporting earlier today that the ICE agent, Jonathan Ross, who shot Rene Good, suffered internal bleeding after being struck.

00:03:56.000 The funny thing now is it feels like a big ask because liberals are coming out and saying, internal bleeding, that sounds like bruising.

00:04:02.000 To which my response is, so you admit he got hit.

00:04:06.000 No, now they're conspiracy theorists saying CBS News is lying and they're stenographers for a corrupt regime.

00:04:13.000 Sure, or the guy got hit.

00:04:14.000 So we'll talk about all that.

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00:06:55.000 Because before I saw how oddly it was spelled, Sean was like, we have Aaron Wexler on tomorrow.

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00:08:59.000 Let's get into it.

00:09:00.000 Here's the story, which is coming together in the past couple of hours.

00:09:04.000 Spectator Index reporting breaking.

00:09:05.000 Western military officials says all signals are that U.S. attack on Iran is imminent, according to Reuters report.

00:09:12.000 We have this from Polymarket breaking 51% chance the U.S. strikes Iran tonight up from 45.

00:09:20.000 And oh boy, take a look at this.

00:09:22.000 From Mario Knoffel, the airspace is cleared.

00:09:25.000 Brace yourself.

00:09:26.000 We saw this with Venezuela.

00:09:29.000 Now it's happening with Iran. 0.82

00:09:30.000 Yeah, I almost just said in the intro, pray for these people because the whole purpose of this is to help the protesters that are apparently under siege or something, being killed by the government.

00:09:40.000 You do not carpet bomb cities to help the people that live in the cities.

00:09:42.000 When is the last time the United States carpet bombs?

00:09:45.000 I don't know what they're going to do.

00:09:46.000 Precision strikes with drone tech we've never seen before?

00:09:48.000 Generally, precision strikes are the order of the 21st century.

00:09:52.000 Even more precision than we've ever seen in the world before.

00:09:55.000 Venezuela was pretty precise.

00:09:57.000 We've got this update from Marion Affiliate.

00:09:58.000 He says Trump wants swift and decisive blow to Iran, but advisors can't guarantee regime collapse.

00:10:03.000 The president told his team he doesn't want a war dragging on for months.

00:10:06.000 If he does something, he wants it to be definitive.

00:10:08.000 The problem is that no one can promise him the regime falls quickly.

00:10:11.000 That could mean a limited initial strike with options to escalate.

00:10:15.000 Meanwhile, hundreds of U.S. troops just left Al-Udid Air Base in Qatar for a safer location in case Iran retaliates.

00:10:22.000 I mean, we got a ton of updates.

00:10:25.000 The airspace being cleared.

00:10:26.000 We've got, look, this is wild.

00:10:29.000 Look at this.

00:10:30.000 It's so good.

00:10:31.000 What is this?

00:10:32.000 Why is China flying two planes in origin while the airspace is closed?

00:10:35.000 No, no, no.

00:10:37.000 Mahan air flights from Gangzhou and Shenzhen heading to Tehran as entire region clears airspace.

00:10:42.000 What is China doing?

00:10:43.000 Sending planes into a strike zone, sending in components for making weapons.

00:10:48.000 That's what we saw last time.

00:10:49.000 And it seems like it is what they're doing now.

00:10:53.000 And so there was another, here we go, check this out.

00:10:56.000 Pentagon orders USS Abraham Lincoln carries strike group to the Middle East from the South China Sea. 0.96

00:11:02.000 Holy crap.

00:11:03.000 My concern here is that China may, if we pull our assets from the South China Sea, China may could make a move on Taiwan. 0.96

00:11:10.000 And then we're going to be stuck in a conflict in Iran.

00:11:13.000 We still have two other carriers in the South China Sea, or they're near Japan right now at the moment.

00:11:19.000 But yeah, I mean, I'm not really that much of an Iran hawk, so I hope our engagement here is limited.

00:11:25.000 But if they're confident that they can inflict a serious blow here, I mean, look, they got the hot hand after Venezuela.

00:11:31.000 Again, I really just, I'm not keen on this, but after Venezuela, I have a lot of faith, honestly, in Hag Seth, Trump, and the team.

00:11:38.000 I mean, I know that's like the safest take you could possibly have right now, but it's just the truth.

00:11:43.000 It's a reality situation.

00:11:45.000 I really feel like the situation that went down in Venezuela really kind of put the rest of the world kind of on alert and said, look, The world is run by power, and the United States is still the most powerful military in the world.

00:11:59.000 Russia can't even beat Little Russia. 0.85

00:12:01.000 Like they've been there for it was supposed to be three days and they've been there for three years.

00:12:05.000 I don't think that China has the type of army that people are afraid they do.

00:12:10.000 Really, the thing that deters war when it comes to the big, bigger militaries in the U.S. is nuclear, or I'm sorry, the bigger militaries in the world is nuclear arms.

00:12:18.000 And I don't think that it's in no one's interest to get into a nuclear war.

00:12:23.000 So I think that for the most part, the U.S. can kind of do whatever it wants in most places.

00:12:27.000 And whether that's good or bad, I think that that's not really the argument I'm making.

00:12:32.000 I'm just saying that that's kind of the reality.

00:12:33.000 So there are some interesting developments from the Washington Post.

00:12:36.000 They say Trump says Iran has stopped killings as U.S. ways military options.

00:12:41.000 And we have this report from Mario Noffel that Iran's no-tam expires.

00:12:46.000 Traffic can resume.

00:12:47.000 Could it be that we just narrowly averted U.S. intervention by some kind of deal?

00:12:53.000 We've got Bill Ackman saying, is it possible that Trump made a deal for Khomeini and his son to leave Iran?

00:13:00.000 This would explain why Trump has stated the killing has stopped and why he's holding off on the attack for now.

00:13:05.000 The skies could not be reopened above Iran without total certainty that there would be no attack. 0.97

00:13:09.000 The pause would, of course, allow Khomeini to seek safe passage to Moscow.

00:13:13.000 To be clear, it's total speculation, but I think it's good speculation.

00:13:16.000 In fact, that flight we saw from China may have been an evacuation.

00:13:20.000 So they closed the airspace.

00:13:21.000 Trump says, we're going to blow you the F up, or you can leave, or we can get you.

00:13:26.000 Khomeini gets on that single flight and now they're going to reopen the airspace. 0.95

00:13:30.000 From what I've just read about some of the way that the structure of the Iranian government works, if I understand correctly, not that I'm some kind of expert, I'm not trying to put on airs or anything, but if I understand correctly, like Khomeini isn't actually the dude, and the people that are actually running the show are actually fairly shadow kind of figures.

00:13:48.000 They don't really put their name out there.

00:13:51.000 And so if you get rid of Khomeini, not much is going to change.

00:13:55.000 There was a lot of speculation that once they got rid of Solemani, that that was going to be a big change in Russia.

00:14:00.000 And that, I'm sorry, in Iran.

00:14:01.000 And that didn't materialize.

00:14:03.000 So if Khomeini's not the guy, him leaving is really irrelevant, guys.

00:14:08.000 I'm getting a phone call real quick.

00:14:09.000 Let me just get this real quick.

00:14:10.000 Hello?

00:14:11.000 Shalom.

00:14:12.000 Yes.

00:14:13.000 Yes.

00:14:15.000 Really?

00:14:16.000 Did it clear?

00:14:18.000 All 7,000.

00:14:20.000 Excellent.

00:14:21.000 War with Iran is a good thing. 1.00

00:14:22.000 I think all of our trips should be in Iran.

00:14:24.000 Iran should be U.S. territory, and I love Israel. 0.99

00:14:27.000 Okay, so why did you look at me when you said Israel?

00:14:29.000 Israel is first. 1.00

00:14:31.000 I want to say something, though.

00:14:32.000 I think to your point of how you're not keen on this, and obviously I am with the people of Iran on this, like people who love freedom, love the West, all that, which is actually not necessarily even the majority of Iranian people.

00:14:43.000 But people should care about the U.S. getting involved in this, and they should be happy about it.

00:14:50.000 Because I want us to talk about something a little different, which is the future is AI.

00:14:55.000 I know this is random, but whether or not people like it, AI is the future.

00:14:59.000 AI requires astronomical amounts of energy.

00:15:03.000 Okay.

00:15:04.000 Right now, we, as Americans, if you're America first, that means you want American supremacy.

00:15:10.000 American supremacy means we are on top of the AI race. 0.83

00:15:14.000 We need to secure energy.

00:15:15.000 We need to destabilize our enemies' energy.

00:15:18.000 That means China and Russia, who have, by the way, been getting oil from Venezuela and Iran.

00:15:24.000 This is not a coincidence that we're dealing with both Venezuela and Iran at the start of this year.

00:15:29.000 You know, my principal concerns have been over the past several years that the United States domestically has been screwed up, infrastructure-wise, culturally.

00:15:39.000 And we spent decades in Afghanistan and Iraq for a very obvious reason to surround Iran, one of the countries we wanted to invade. 1.00

00:15:47.000 And so we end up getting this woke revolution where the Democrats are like, maybe we should cut off, you know, little girls' tits or whatever. 0.98

00:15:54.000 And regular people are like, stop. 1.00

00:15:55.000 What is wrong with you?

00:15:57.000 At the sacrifice of our country, we were prioritizing this BS.

00:16:06.000 In the event, so I'll say it like this.

00:16:09.000 What we don't want, U.S. destabilizing regions, causing more death and chaos, which blows back on us.

00:16:15.000 What we don't want.

00:16:16.000 Conflict in general in these regions.

00:16:19.000 I know the military industrial complex probably loves it selling up against both sides.

00:16:22.000 What we do want, U.S. supremacy. 0.65

00:16:24.000 Yes.

00:16:25.000 100%.

00:16:26.000 But that doesn't mean we're the world police, in my opinion.

00:16:29.000 I'm not saying world police, right?

00:16:30.000 I know.

00:16:31.000 We put in a dictator.

00:16:33.000 I'm not saying we should bring democracy to them.

00:16:35.000 This was the big mistake with Iraq. 1.00

00:16:37.000 We said, let's give these people democracy. 0.71

00:16:38.000 With Afghanistan, we had these like feminist NGOs trying to make the Afghani girls like girl bosses, right? 1.00

00:16:44.000 It was ridiculous. 0.98

00:16:45.000 Exactly. 0.97

00:16:46.000 But that's, I'm saying, put in a pro-West, pro-America, non-Islamist dictator. 0.93

00:16:53.000 By the way, the Shah was not, that was not democracy either. 0.83

00:16:56.000 The Shah was essentially like a benevolent dictator.

00:16:59.000 You know, so here's the challenge.

00:17:01.000 With the removal of Maduro, what we don't want to happen is for a power vacuum to occur.

00:17:05.000 And then narco gangs, terrorists come in, and then Venezuela falls apart.

00:17:09.000 Let me tell you why I'm so sick of the argument of like, it could be worse.

00:17:12.000 Because that's like telling someone to stay with a man that beats her because the next guy might kill her.

00:17:16.000 You know, like, it's really bad.

00:17:18.000 It's really bad.

00:17:20.000 That's like saying the analogy I used is you've got a neighbor who's selling drugs and is beating his wife.

00:17:27.000 Right.

00:17:27.000 And you're like, I really don't think I should get involved in the gang fight and conflict.

00:17:32.000 But the point is, as much as you don't want to get involved because different gangs might come in and fight, at a certain point you call the cops, the cops go and stop the guy from selling drugs and doing these bad things.

00:17:40.000 My point is, I think a generation traumatized by the failures of the neocon policies in these countries is justified.

00:17:50.000 That being said, right now we're looking at people so traumatized, they're like, the U.S. should not engage in any kind of pressure campaigns, influence, or conflict internationally.

00:18:01.000 And that just means China dominates.

00:18:04.000 And then in two or three generations, it's going to cost 50 grand for a laptop.

00:18:09.000 And China controls oil and controls the world.

00:18:11.000 And I don't want that for my kids or for myself.

00:18:14.000 I agree.

00:18:14.000 It looks like the deep state, the military-industrial complex is like, all right, there's a revolution in Iran right now.

00:18:20.000 It looks like the people are about to revolt.

00:18:21.000 Now's our, if we're going to do it, we're going to do it now.

00:18:25.000 And the Iranian government is a theocracy. 0.79

00:18:29.000 It's a vile dictatorship that has posed as a republic and betrayed its people.

00:18:35.000 So it topples. 0.99

00:18:37.000 And COVID snapped people the fuck up.

00:18:39.000 If you don't remember, think back.

00:18:42.000 Iranians too. 0.99

00:18:43.000 They're fucking tired of it. 0.99

00:18:44.000 Are you kidding me? 0.99

00:18:45.000 Are you not?

00:18:46.000 So people want sovereignty.

00:18:48.000 And this is what's happening.

00:18:49.000 It's just, I'm with you on the sentiment.

00:18:51.000 We want to make sure they survive.

00:18:52.000 It's not about blowing up their infrastructure in order to save them.

00:18:55.000 You know, we have to thread a needle.

00:18:57.000 I think the challenge is very, very simple.

00:19:00.000 Because I said this back in 2016 I said it every year since.

00:19:02.000 Hillary Clinton was the American hegemonic candidate.

00:19:05.000 If you wanted cheap laptops, cheap oil, laziness, and all of this stuff, then she was your candidate because she was going to go to war with Russia. 1.00

00:19:12.000 They were going to prop up the petrodollar and the United States would continue debasing its manufacturing infrastructure.

00:19:19.000 And then a few generations later, we're all destitute.

00:19:21.000 Like what's happening right now?

00:19:23.000 Donald Trump, however, was seemingly less concerned with enforcing American hegemonic power.

00:19:30.000 And I would argue in many ways, rightly so.

00:19:33.000 However, Saudi Arabia gets off the petrodollar deal, which means as a country that doesn't produce anything, Trump probably realized, hey, wait a minute.

00:19:40.000 We can't stop the petrodollar system until we have a manufacturing base.

00:19:45.000 Otherwise, America collapses overnight.

00:19:49.000 We do not export enough relative to our imports to justify the strength of our economy compared to every other nation.

00:19:55.000 It's actually quite simple.

00:19:56.000 We force other nations to use the U.S. dollar to buy oil.

00:19:59.000 Well, that's starting to falter.

00:20:00.000 And it seems like Trump is now trying to reinforce that.

00:20:03.000 And I actually think the reason why he didn't want to release the Epstein files, I've long argued, is that there's going to be Saudi princes in there.

00:20:09.000 And Trump is probably telling Bongino and everybody else, do not release this stuff because I got to get them back on the petrodollar.

00:20:17.000 Otherwise, our economy is cooked.

00:20:19.000 So what happens then?

00:20:20.000 They just sold $500 million in Venezuelan oil.

00:20:24.000 Silver is up near $100 an ounce.

00:20:27.000 If you want to buy an ounce, a little coin on a website to $105, that is apocalyptic level stuff.

00:20:34.000 I think Trump's recognizing you can't overnight flip the regime on its head.

00:20:38.000 There has to be, but we are in this system.

00:20:43.000 We are in the petrodollar system.

00:20:44.000 And if you end it, we end with it.

00:20:46.000 There's got to be a transition.

00:20:48.000 That's why I think Trump is doing these limited military engagements, snatch and grab with Maduro, and what appears to be a get out of the country before we nuke you, and we don't go to war.

00:20:58.000 Trump learned a lesson from the neocons.

00:21:00.000 You invade, you get 20 years of chaos.

00:21:03.000 If you can get the job done with a finger snap, do the fingersnap.

00:21:07.000 Yeah, well, because Trump's entire approach to geopolitics, people, when he came on the scene, they sort of portrayed him as if he was this like anti-war hippie, which is not really a correct assessment of Trump's view of geopolitics.

00:21:19.000 He's a clumps of the president of peace, though.

00:21:22.000 Sure.

00:21:22.000 Well, there's a lot of emphasis on that because you have to look at like what did he say about the Iraq war?

00:21:26.000 What was his problem with the Iraq war?

00:21:27.000 It wasn't like, oh, this was like a geopolitical quagmire, which was, he alluded to that.

00:21:30.000 His primary qualm with the Iraq war was that we didn't get the oil.

00:21:34.000 Like, he said that over and over again.

00:21:36.000 He was frustrated because he's saying, like, America is undeniably the unipolar power, right?

00:21:41.000 We're the global hegemon.

00:21:42.000 If we're going to conduct ourselves like an empire, we ought to be bringing treasure back to the United States.

00:21:48.000 If we are going to operate in this way, we need to be making it worth it for the American people.

00:21:53.000 And so that was his whole issue with the Iraq war fundamentally, is that like, look, where's the oil?

00:21:58.000 Like, if we're going to do all this, carry out these regimes, settle scores, these sorts of things, that's great for the Beltway.

00:22:03.000 But how do you sell this to the American people?

00:22:05.000 What's in it for them?

00:22:06.000 so it's just like it's a very classical view of empire building and it's i just i think it's so easy And I just beg, I beg the military-industrial complex to just be honest with people, okay?

00:22:20.000 Because when they go, the poor Iranian people's freedom, they're fighting so hard for freedom.

00:22:26.000 I go, I hear you.

00:22:28.000 But there are so many countries where people are fighting for freedom and we can't invade them all.

00:22:32.000 Trump, I love it, because he comes out in his first term and he gets asked about a weapons deal with Saudi Arabia and he goes, it's amazing.

00:22:38.000 We're going to sell tons of weapons to the Saudis. 0.97

00:22:41.000 It's going to be great for the economy.

00:22:43.000 And all of the anti-war progressives, their jaws hit the floor and they were like, he just said it.

00:22:49.000 He just admitted what we are and what we do.

00:22:52.000 And so I tell you this.

00:22:54.000 They need to explain to the American people, do you like having cheap goods and doing minimal labor for high wages?

00:23:03.000 Do you like having a median income of $50,000 a year?

00:23:07.000 Where I know it's rough relative to Americans, like my rent is so dang high.

00:23:11.000 Sure is.

00:23:12.000 Silver is through the roof.

00:23:13.000 You can live like a Brazilian at $8,000 a year. 1.00

00:23:16.000 You can live in a favela where you can't flush your toilet.

00:23:19.000 So when we live in luxury, there is this liberal fever dream where everything we just have, there's an abundance of infinite wealth.

00:23:29.000 When the reality is, where do we get sulfur from?

00:23:32.000 And why do we need sulfur?

00:23:33.000 We need it for computer components for our advanced MRI technology or helium and things like this.

00:23:38.000 Third worlders are mining sulfur while their teeth fall out of their mouths from the sulfuric vapors and they stuff rags in their mouth and you aren't going to do it. 1.00

00:23:47.000 So we find countries where the people do and we buy it from them.

00:23:52.000 We have, I don't think the American people understand that I love the argument of the illegal immigrants do the jobs the Americans won't, because that's not true. 0.99

00:24:01.000 There's tons of Americans that have no problem working in a meat processing plant.

00:24:04.000 However, Americans are not going to be working in a sulfur mine for the most part.

00:24:09.000 There are a lot of core resource jobs that we get from other countries that we pay very, very low amounts of money for because they don't have the development to compete with us.

00:24:20.000 So you sell the American people the truth.

00:24:22.000 And that is the reason why we want to remove the Iranian regime is because we want an Iranian government that is in the petrodollar system. 0.93

00:24:32.000 The reason why we removed Maduro is because in 2006, I believe it was, he stole billions of dollars in American oil assets and we just did nothing about it.

00:24:42.000 And I'm really irked by this because if there's anything that justifies a response, it's stealing our stuff.

00:24:49.000 We cut legitimate deals with Venezuela so that we could have oil.

00:24:52.000 They elect a commie and then he says your oil's mine now.

00:24:55.000 And America was like, I guess we'll have to figure it out later. 0.99

00:24:58.000 And then we get these stupid PR campaigns where it's like, let's advocate against Venezuela. 0.99

00:25:03.000 Well, 20 years later, Trump said, I'm done with this. 1.00

00:25:06.000 You stole it from us in the first place.

00:25:08.000 So when Trump sells Venezuelan oil for $500 million and all these hippie progressives are like, the CIA is trying to destabilize Venezuela.

00:25:15.000 Well, you know, maybe we'll get our stuff back.

00:25:17.000 I'll tell you this.

00:25:18.000 I don't want to go in your house.

00:25:19.000 You're my neighbor, right?

00:25:20.000 I'm not going to kick your door and I'm going to leave you the F alone.

00:25:23.000 But if we have an agreement, I'll let you borrow my bike and you're going to pay me back, but then you steal my bike, I'm going to go in there and take my bike back from you.

00:25:30.000 Well, Tim, this is why we have to take out the trash in Venezuela and Iran. 1.00

00:25:33.000 Let's talk about the numbers, right, of what the oil is.

00:25:36.000 Between Venezuela and Iran, if that's not on the petrodollar, we are in the minority globally when it comes to dollars being traded for oil.

00:25:44.000 With Venezuela, with Iran, we tilt just over. 0.98

00:25:47.000 We're like a hair over 50% with oil being traded in U.S. dollars.

00:25:51.000 What Venezuela has been doing is they said we want to free ourselves from the dollar, right?

00:25:54.000 What people need to understand is when Henry Kissinger in 1974 made the deal with the Saudis to trade oil exclusively in USD, that made the U.S. dollar the global reserve currency that is very powerful, that stabilizes the U.S. dollar, that guarantees inflation staying lower.

00:26:13.000 Do you remember what happened this last year with this summer when Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz?

00:26:18.000 Do people remember that?

00:26:20.000 It was blown open almost immediately. 0.98

00:26:22.000 No, when it was closed, all the shipping containers in the world were going around the fucking southern tip of Africa. 0.95

00:26:29.000 And that was also a huge factor in inflation. 0.93

00:26:34.000 And costs are going up.

00:26:35.000 Let me pull up this story.

00:26:36.000 We've got this from CBS News.

00:26:38.000 U.S. completes first sale of Venezuelan oil valued at $500 million official sales.

00:26:44.000 The details of the sale haven't yet been disclosed, but Trump has said the U.S. will sell 30 to 50 million barrels of Venezuelan oil in partnership with U.S. companies.

00:26:53.000 Now, let's just pause real quick because I've had a bunch of progressive friends I've known for a long time and they're like the U.S. hands off Venezuela.

00:26:59.000 Okay.

00:27:00.000 Well, let's go back in time to 2007 when Venezuela elected a socialist who then seized U.S. oil assets, stealing billions of dollars.

00:27:09.000 How about Venezuela hands off our oil investments?

00:27:13.000 By all means, you want to be a climate change person and say oil's bad?

00:27:16.000 Fine.

00:27:16.000 Separate argument.

00:27:18.000 Our investment, our partnerships seized from our backyard out of our pockets and then weaponized to help fund our adversaries.

00:27:26.000 Let me give you the numbers.

00:27:27.000 Total USD loss from Venezuela's nationalization or expropriation of U.S. oil in 2007 under Hugo Chavez, ExxonMobil claimed $10 to $16.6 billion.

00:27:39.000 ICSID, $1.6 billion.

00:27:42.000 You've got recent claims of between $1 and $2 billion.

00:27:45.000 ConocoPhillips, $4.5 billion, with $20 to $30 billion in after-the-fact claims, meaning money that would have been generated from the investments.

00:27:55.000 ICSID awarded $8.7 billion.

00:27:57.000 The total overall U.S. loss is estimated between $10 and some $20 billion.

00:28:03.000 So let me just make it very, very simple.

00:28:05.000 I don't want war with Venezuela.

00:28:07.000 I don't want war anywhere.

00:28:09.000 What do we do as a country when a leader comes in and says, hey, you know how we had a deal with you?

00:28:16.000 We had a treaty.

00:28:17.000 You guys come in.

00:28:17.000 We had a deal.

00:28:18.000 You spend all the money building the drills, building the refineries.

00:28:22.000 You guys get the profits, but we get kickbacked a little bit.

00:28:24.000 Yeah, that's a fine deal.

00:28:25.000 They then stole all of our oil assets that we paid for and built.

00:28:29.000 Why should we have ever tolerated that?

00:28:32.000 Now, again, real quick, I'm not saying we should have invaded.

00:28:34.000 I'm glad we didn't.

00:28:35.000 But Trump removing Maduro and taking $500 million doesn't begin to remedy the theft and the betrayal that we experienced. 0.95

00:28:44.000 To make it worse, we endured 20 years where, again, I think the reason largely is another reason why I think Iraq and Afghanistan was stupid is that we're spending billions in Afghanistan. 0.93

00:28:54.000 Meanwhile, Venezuela in our backyard was running roughshod over us and stole our stuff. 0.96

00:28:58.000 Trump, I believe, has been doing things masterfully.

00:29:02.000 Again, I'm concerned about destabilization in Venezuela.

00:29:05.000 I lean slightly against the removal of Maduro because to be fair, I think we are a traumatized generation.

00:29:12.000 And I don't look at our government as successful in the last 50 years when it comes to these things.

00:29:17.000 But that being said, Trump's precision strikes on Iran to take out their nuclear capabilities did not result in an expanded conflict.

00:29:24.000 So all I can really say is I'm happy that's what happened.

00:29:27.000 I still don't know if it was the right move, but I don't have access to classified information.

00:29:32.000 And the snatch and grab of Maduro so far seems to have been okay.

00:29:36.000 I hope we don't destabilize.

00:29:38.000 And I just want to at least be a voice of tepid reason against people saying go in, invade, and all of these things.

00:29:45.000 Who's saying invade?

00:29:46.000 Because I think.

00:29:48.000 Okay, hold on.

00:29:49.000 Except for Lindsey Graham, who's saying invade. 0.94

00:29:50.000 Except for Lindsay.

00:29:51.000 This is the point.

00:29:51.000 John Bolton, acolytes, Ilad Elias.

00:29:54.000 Come on.

00:29:55.000 Okay, but who's listening to those people?

00:29:57.000 People who watch the show listen to them.

00:29:58.000 I feel like they don't like them, though.

00:29:59.000 I don't think that you listen to them.

00:30:01.000 Tell me someone who doesn't hate listening to them because I feel people need to understand, especially on the right, where everyone's acting as if a tactical operation is the same as a forever war and it's not.

00:30:11.000 Having energy and having a petrodollar are legitimate interests for the United States.

00:30:18.000 If you want, like you were saying, your affordable lifestyle and low inflation, we need to have control.

00:30:23.000 We need the petrodollar strong and we need control of energy and we need to destabilize it and take it away from China and Russia.

00:30:29.000 And that is exactly what we're doing with Venezuela and Iran. 0.58

00:30:31.000 I think the important lesson a lot of people in the more moderate space need to learn.

00:30:37.000 Again, I want to stress this.

00:30:38.000 I'm not advocating for invasion or war conflict.

00:30:40.000 The important thing you need to understand is this.

00:30:43.000 Look at what the Democrats did to Donald Trump, his lawyers, conservative personalities, J-Sixers. 1.00

00:30:49.000 The unrepentant use of illegitimate force against innocent people for the sheer exertion of power.

00:30:57.000 Democrats and the woke machine said, we will destroy you because we can. 0.88

00:31:03.000 China is worse. 0.99

00:31:05.000 In the event the U.S. falters and we do experience the expansion of a multipolar world, we're going to get a Thucydides trap war.

00:31:12.000 We are not going to just let China's Belt and Road Initiative take over.

00:31:16.000 And that's what's been happening. 0.95

00:31:18.000 I think Trump's view of this has been, I really do look at the Democratic Party as like the weak, pathetic great-grandchildren of the greatest generation or the grandchildren of. 0.98

00:31:31.000 They don't know how to maintain a business. 0.99

00:31:33.000 It's a third generation failure. 0.90

00:31:35.000 Trump comes in and says, you've given away our manufacturing.

00:31:38.000 Our borders are collapsed.

00:31:39.000 Our people aren't having babies anymore. 0.98

00:31:42.000 What is the point of your endless quagmires in Afghanistan and Iraq if we are not sustaining the American people, its tradition, its dreams, and its worldview internationally and nationally?

00:31:52.000 Trump now, in my opinion, is also seeking to reinforce American hegemonic power.

00:31:57.000 And I think he's doing it so far.

00:31:59.000 I give him a C. C in that I've never been a fan of the U.S. forcing other countries to do whatever it wants.

00:32:06.000 But if Trump is doing it in a limited fashion with sanctions, and so far, what we've seen with Iran and Venezuela, very, very light, what I can only say is, okay, it's better than I've seen in my life.

00:32:18.000 And I pray we don't get destabilization.

00:32:21.000 And at the end of this, I recognize China, Russia, and Iran would burn us to the ground if they had the ability to do it at any moment. 0.96

00:32:29.000 And Tim, you got to risk it for the biscuit, you know? 0.98

00:32:32.000 Like, we're risking destabilization for the idea that we can remain the world's fucking superpower, right? 0.98

00:32:38.000 That's the point. 0.94

00:32:40.000 I don't think Iran's like an actual formidable threat against American hegemony.

00:32:44.000 But you're missing, it's not even about politics.

00:32:47.000 It's not about the humanitarian aspect of it.

00:32:49.000 It's about the economics of it.

00:32:50.000 We need the oil.

00:32:52.000 We need the petrodollar.

00:32:53.000 That's all it is.

00:32:54.000 And we need the energy.

00:32:55.000 And we need China and Russia to not have access to that energy because right now we are a hair away from the petrodollar being decimated.

00:33:05.000 I'm just saying.

00:33:05.000 Right.

00:33:06.000 We're going to sit back and see who wins.

00:33:08.000 That's exactly what they're doing right now, right?

00:33:10.000 The Venezuelan calculation, it's okay, yes, you take away 50% of our global adversaries' oil supply, you release 20% of the world's oil reserves into the markets, going to tank the price of Iranian oil, Russian energy, these sorts of things.

00:33:21.000 But then also it's a geopolitical calculation, which is Venezuela's inner hemisphere.

00:33:25.000 They're on our back porch, taking them out.

00:33:27.000 There's obvious incentives for the United States and a variety of reasons.

00:33:30.000 Where Iran is, I agree, there is interest for the U.S., but the interesting thing about Iran is it's more dangerous because there's converging interests in Iran. 0.74

00:33:38.000 So that's why it's like Venezuela is kind of a no-brainer in a lot of ways if you truly like apply the Trump doctrine.

00:33:45.000 But Iran is just a much tougher decision to make.

00:33:49.000 That's why there's a debate around it.

00:33:50.000 Where Venezuela happens, everyone's like, yeah, that kind of checks out. 0.53

00:33:52.000 Even liberals, we're coming to the bottom. 0.94

00:33:53.000 Okay, but people on the right, like Megan Kelly was saying, I don't want my sons to go be drafted for Venezuela, which is one of the dumbest things she could have possibly said.

00:33:59.000 So not everyone's saying that.

00:34:01.000 And also, Iran, there has never been any more vulnerable moments to attack Iran. 0.85

00:34:06.000 They have fights from within.

00:34:07.000 They're economically crippled because oil is so low right now.

00:34:10.000 All their friends are dead.

00:34:12.000 Thank you, Israel.

00:34:13.000 Okay.

00:34:13.000 And this is the moment to strike them.

00:34:15.000 This is it.

00:34:17.000 I would prefer the Iranian people institute their own government on their own. 0.99

00:34:23.000 I think the Iranian government is.

00:34:25.000 Why don't we decide it ourselves?

00:34:26.000 We're America.

00:34:27.000 Why don't we get someone in there?

00:34:29.000 And I'm not saying regime change.

00:34:30.000 I don't want democracy.

00:34:31.000 I don't want democracy for them.

00:34:33.000 Put someone in there who that is pro-West, pro-America.

00:34:38.000 In 1979.

00:34:39.000 No, that's what Jimmy Carter put in.

00:34:42.000 An Islamist extremist.

00:34:44.000 And by the way, this is the trauma of our generation of every failure.

00:34:49.000 But let me just say, being traumatized again, it's like you don't want to date again because you had a bad relationship before.

00:34:55.000 You got to keep pointing.

00:34:56.000 This is why we're cautious.

00:34:57.000 But we try to be optimistic.

00:34:59.000 That is, I would prefer the Iranian people take care of it themselves. 1.00

00:35:02.000 I prefer sanctions.

00:35:04.000 Why don't we get to decide?

00:35:04.000 We're doing the work.

00:35:06.000 We're doing the work.

00:35:07.000 We're going in there and helping them.

00:35:09.000 Why don't we get to decide?

00:35:10.000 That's American supremacy.

00:35:11.000 Can you come back?

00:35:12.000 Come on, real quick, blowback. 0.73

00:35:14.000 Because we don't want destabilization in the region.

00:35:18.000 Like when we tried pushing out the Soviets to the Mujahideen, my point is this. 0.92

00:35:22.000 If there's no other way to do it, fine.

00:35:23.000 I see your point.

00:35:24.000 Yes.

00:35:25.000 If we can offer up through sanctions and assistance in some way, the Iranian people getting their own system of governance. 0.74

00:35:33.000 Well, it's not about being nice and being like, we don't want to blow people up because he certainly blew up a bunch of kids.

00:35:39.000 The point is, how do we get in as smoothly as possible so that it reduces backlash blowback and we get our way.

00:35:46.000 But don't you think right now the people of Iran want Trump to come in and give them a better leader?

00:35:52.000 That's what they're asking for.

00:35:53.000 I will say this.

00:35:54.000 I don't know about the entirety of the Iranian people, but we certainly know for a fact there are massive protests and there have been for a long time.

00:35:59.000 I think it'd be way too many cooks in the kitchen. 1.00

00:36:01.000 And I think that was one of the major failures of Iraq is that we said, let's give these people democracy when democracy was going to lead to them electing worse people, right? 0.88

00:36:11.000 It's like Dune over there, so they're not going to be able to do it.

00:36:14.000 Here's the problem.

00:36:15.000 We went into Iraq and Afghanistan and said, let's be here for four generations to create a culture.

00:36:21.000 This is what we've done in Japan and South Korea. 0.89

00:36:24.000 And it's creepy that South Koreans all basically shave the flesh off their faces to look like white people. 1.00

00:36:30.000 I say this as a Korean. 0.91

00:36:31.000 I think it's weird.

00:36:32.000 But it's pretty clear.

00:36:33.000 It's great skincare and everything.

00:36:35.000 And in Japan as well, they're effectively or war for a long time, like a vassal after we conquered them and occupied them after World War II.

00:36:42.000 And that's fine.

00:36:43.000 I get it.

00:36:44.000 World War II was a whole thing, right?

00:36:46.000 And so we go into these countries and it's not, and Korea, of course, was in World War II, was the Cold War.

00:36:50.000 Afghanistan wasn't. 0.93

00:36:52.000 Afghanistan was like some greatest generation dude's kid being like, I want to go in and do the same thing Dan did.

00:36:58.000 It's like, you don't know how to do it.

00:37:00.000 And they didn't.

00:37:00.000 And the idea that we would occupy Afghanistan for three generations to create a functioning society was insane.

00:37:07.000 It works in countries where you already had functioning societies that were socially and culturally and technologically developed.

00:37:07.000 Okay.

00:37:13.000 It doesn't make sense to go into a country of goat herders. 1.00

00:37:16.000 And then, have you seen the video of when the U.S. tried to teach them how to do jumping jacks?

00:37:20.000 Comedy gold.

00:37:22.000 A horror.

00:37:23.000 It's horror.

00:37:24.000 Iran.

00:37:24.000 I'm going to pull this up.

00:37:25.000 I'm going to pull some people can watch it.

00:37:26.000 Iran has the structure to withhold a republic.

00:37:30.000 So if Pahlavi, he's the son of the last king of Iran, they would install him as maybe the first president and they could write a Republican constitution based on the U.S. Constitution.

00:37:42.000 They don't, like, their entire ideological framework is still Islamic based, so it'd be really tough to sort of sell democracy.

00:37:49.000 Secular government.

00:37:49.000 Look at this.

00:37:50.000 Look at this.

00:37:52.000 This is Iraq and Afghanistan.

00:37:54.000 Oh, my God.

00:37:56.000 So these aren't actually called jumping jacks.

00:37:57.000 They're called something else, but we call them straddle hops.

00:37:59.000 Is that what they're called?

00:38:00.000 Oh my God, look at that.

00:38:02.000 Look at these guys.

00:38:03.000 We were all in the middle of the day.

00:38:03.000 Do you think it's because their parents are first cousins?

00:38:06.000 They don't know.

00:38:06.000 Sometimes.

00:38:07.000 Yes.

00:38:07.000 That dude is in the bomb.

00:38:08.000 Yeah.

00:38:09.000 This is a fact that is not meant to be derisive.

00:38:12.000 It is an academic fact that there is massive cousin marriage in the Middle East that does lower IQ and increase aggression. 1.00

00:38:18.000 Not just the Middle East, and it's the UK now, right?

00:38:19.000 You know about this.

00:38:21.000 They're crazy rate.

00:38:22.000 I mean, you're smiling.

00:38:24.000 Tim has a twinkle in his eyes.

00:38:26.000 So it's not the Middle East.

00:38:26.000 I said, well.

00:38:28.000 No, it's the Middle East in the UK.

00:38:30.000 The Middle East is an idea. 0.98

00:38:34.000 When Trump brings the Muslim ban back, it's going to be like London, Montreal, Detroit, you know?

00:38:39.000 Yeah, the Middle East.

00:38:40.000 The new Middle East. 0.97

00:38:42.000 It's amazing to me that you can go to a human being and be like, you're going to jump and your arms go up and your legs go out.

00:38:50.000 And they're like, what?

00:38:50.000 We did this in pre-K.

00:38:51.000 You guys are right about go herders.

00:38:53.000 Go herders couldn't handle a republic.

00:38:54.000 The Iranians can handle a republic.

00:38:55.000 They're supposed to have a republic.

00:38:57.000 Iranians are not, they're Persian. 0.99

00:38:59.000 They're Persian.

00:39:00.000 And they actually have had a strong republic for thousands.

00:39:03.000 Well, not a strong government and culturally developed for some time.

00:39:07.000 The people there are protesting.

00:39:09.000 This is the important thing people need to understand about Iran.

00:39:11.000 It is not a desert nation of goat herders. 0.90

00:39:14.000 It is an advanced, mountainous region, developed, technologically developed, and they've got amazing military capabilities.

00:39:20.000 There's a reason why the Persian community in America is so successful. 0.57

00:39:24.000 That's what they're coming from.

00:39:25.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:25.000 That's where the civilization reformed after the flood.

00:39:28.000 You saw the photos of before the Islamic Revolution.

00:39:30.000 Yeah, of course.

00:39:31.000 And it looks amazing.

00:39:32.000 I mean, I know so many people that have escaped from that time.

00:39:36.000 It does piss me off to a great degree that there are parts of the world we can't go.

00:39:39.000 And I mean that.

00:39:41.000 The idea of being able to travel, learn, and see everything, I think it's an important human experience.

00:39:45.000 And I want to go to Antarctica and go beyond the ice wall.

00:39:48.000 So true.

00:39:48.000 Do you think they're going to have a Buckeys in Tehran when we liberate them?

00:39:51.000 Do you think that's going to happen?

00:39:52.000 I hope so.

00:39:54.000 Do not want that.

00:39:55.000 I hate they'll understand freedom.

00:39:58.000 Oh, they'll understand America.

00:39:59.000 I can't stand, more than anything, I can't stand going to a foreign country. 1.00

00:39:59.000 No. 1.00

00:40:03.000 Says, Starbucks, Gucci, hard rock activity.

00:40:06.000 Going to a foreign country and going to the McDonald's and everything's prepared properly. 1.00

00:40:09.000 Yeah.

00:40:11.000 They're McDonald's partners who speak better English than ours.

00:40:14.000 That's usually like a bomb's stream machine works.

00:40:18.000 That's what you were saying in Venezuela.

00:40:20.000 It's about a hundred-year oil contract through corporations that are homogenizing.

00:40:23.000 It would be the same in Iran, more homogeny for American supremacy. 0.97

00:40:27.000 I mean, this is annoying, but it's better than fucking throwing rocks around. 0.96

00:40:32.000 I'm saying no, I don't want to see Iran turn into a cookie cutter carbon copy of the United States or Times Square. 1.00

00:40:38.000 That's not to say that the people of Iran shouldn't have functioning democratic institutions, Republican.

00:40:43.000 I didn't even say Democratic.

00:40:44.000 Well, I'm saying that.

00:40:45.000 They're functioning institutions.

00:40:46.000 It's agreed.

00:40:47.000 They could have a military dictatorship so long as the people's rights are respected.

00:40:51.000 But look at Singapore.

00:40:52.000 It's a benevolent dictatorship, right?

00:40:54.000 There are different kinds of people.

00:40:56.000 So they say, yeah.

00:40:57.000 No, I mean, like, is it really a dictatorship if you're rich?

00:41:01.000 Like, people live very comfortably there.

00:41:03.000 I've been to Singapore and you call it a dictatorship, but I was never impeded in any way from anybody.

00:41:10.000 But that's why it's a benevolent dictatorship.

00:41:12.000 That's just my point, which is I'm functioning.

00:41:14.000 We're not saying let's go and make these women girl bosses like Afghanistan and give them democracy. 1.00

00:41:20.000 Let's just not have a radical Islamist who threatens to choke off the Strait of Hormuz for trade and threatens to send oil to Russia and China in won and rubles instead of U.S. dollars.

00:41:32.000 That's what we want.

00:41:33.000 We don't support the movies.

00:41:35.000 Can you grant there's a distinction between the risk level with operations in Venezuela versus Iran?

00:41:43.000 Why does that matter?

00:41:44.000 Because when you're talking about potentially kicking off global conflict, I mean, I think it's a relevant question.

00:41:49.000 Do you really think that there's like legitimate global?

00:41:51.000 Because I mean, like we were talking about earlier, like I don't think that Russia or China would actually do serious support.

00:41:57.000 It depends on how well the operation goes.

00:41:59.000 And that's the point.

00:42:00.000 No, I don't think Russia can do anything.

00:42:00.000 How about this?

00:42:02.000 What's the risk if we don't?

00:42:04.000 Because everyone loves talking about this risk if we do.

00:42:08.000 But what about the risk if we don't?

00:42:09.000 It's no petrodollar.

00:42:11.000 It's our enemies having access to the energy, to the oil, to the oil choke point of the world.

00:42:16.000 It's your children learning Mandarin.

00:42:18.000 It's your children learning Mandarin.

00:42:20.000 So what's going to happen?

00:42:21.000 But we've already like kind of, what we've realized over the last year is that a lot of our global adversaries are paper tigers in a lot of ways.

00:42:28.000 And so it doesn't seem like conducive.

00:42:29.000 So then that's actually against what you just said.

00:42:30.000 And it should be very easy to read.

00:42:32.000 No, well, I'm just saying as far as like, it doesn't require immense like geopolitical plays right now.

00:42:38.000 We can't sustain, like, we overproduce our military.

00:42:42.000 And there was a post I saw on X where they were like, who was it?

00:42:45.000 Some guy said, subsidies for Israel are actually subsidies for the U.S. the military industry.

00:42:50.000 It was a progressive who said this.

00:42:51.000 It's us funding the military industrial complex through Israel, where we can claim it's for foreign aid, but we're actually buying and building bombs.

00:42:58.000 Yeah.

00:42:58.000 How do we do that?

00:42:59.000 How do we extend our economy?

00:43:01.000 Through the petrodollar.

00:43:02.000 We don't need to produce widgets and sell them.

00:43:05.000 The way it works for everybody else, they have to export more.

00:43:08.000 Like any job you have, you have to make more money than you're spending, right?

00:43:12.000 Like you American people.

00:43:14.000 Think about this.

00:43:15.000 Imagine you didn't have to actually have a job because, in order for anybody to make money, they had to ask your permission first.

00:43:22.000 That's what the American system around the world is.

00:43:24.000 And so, why do we have these ships, these bombs, military power?

00:43:27.000 China, Russia, Iran, South Africa, many other nations that are opting to join the BRICS alliance.

00:43:33.000 This was the collapse of American supremacy.

00:43:36.000 Now, I'm not saying it's a good thing that the U.S. does, you know, blows up kids like Obama was doing or killing Abdul Rahman al-Alawi or anything like that.

00:43:44.000 I do think it will be miserably bad if China becomes the unipolar power. 0.92

00:43:49.000 As bad as you think the United States is, it is infinitely better than every other alternative.

00:43:54.000 Paper tiger.

00:43:55.000 Well, I just true.

00:43:57.000 Look at the way Iran's about to fall on its own. 0.98

00:43:59.000 Well, yo, that's the same.

00:44:00.000 But that's also less of a risk than you're claiming.

00:44:02.000 Well, no, I'm only interrupting you to glow you.

00:44:05.000 My point with Iran is that the risk of it being a quagmire is higher. 1.00

00:44:08.000 Not necessarily that we wouldn't be like successful in an operation there, but again, the risk of it just being an in-and-out like Venezuela is much higher. 0.99

00:44:14.000 Again, that's why I led the show with, like, I do have faith in Trump and Hex have to make this calculation.

00:44:17.000 But the point of them being a paper tiger is it was like common thought for the longest time that we were heading towards a multipolar world, especially after Afghanistan.

00:44:26.000 I mean, I was saying this, but we're seeing increasing, like there's indicators coming from China and Russia that things aren't so hot.

00:44:31.000 I mean, obviously, Russia, we're not seeing much success from them on the battlefield.

00:44:34.000 So my point is, America, I don't think our position as a unipolar power is really being threatened too much.

00:44:42.000 And as long as we can dominate our hemisphere, I think that's like pretty satisfactory.

00:44:46.000 But it is.

00:44:46.000 I mean, for the past 15 plus years, article after article after article has been written about how China is on pace to dominate the global economy now and the specifics.

00:44:55.000 And then in the last three years, it's article after article saying, like, I don't even know if their population is what they're saying it is.

00:45:00.000 And after COVID.

00:45:01.000 And I'm saying, so COVID dramatically decimated China.

00:45:01.000 Right.

00:45:07.000 Which means to remove 10% of the time.

00:45:10.000 And then also with the second Trump admin, he's basically just trying to correct, because Biden fumbled the situation as Biden was inheriting like basically our global adversaries fumbling the ball.

00:45:20.000 And Biden also fumbled.

00:45:21.000 Where now Trump comes in, he's mopping up these messes.

00:45:23.000 We're in a very good position right now.

00:45:25.000 Somebody, before going to the next story, somebody commented that in 2007, this is, what is it?

00:45:30.000 I'm going to read your name.

00:45:32.000 Botch Vinnick.

00:45:34.000 In 2010, Venezuela got sick of U.S. oil companies ripping them off.

00:45:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:45:37.000 I hate coal.

00:45:38.000 I hate communists. 1.00

00:45:39.000 It's like third world. 0.99

00:45:40.000 There's some dude.

00:45:41.000 Because I run a business, right?

00:45:43.000 And I've worked with a bunch of contractors and a bunch of companies, and I've been a manager at other companies.

00:45:47.000 And I tell you, I have met so many communists where it's like, I just deserve your stuff.

00:45:53.000 And I'm like, dude, okay, you're allowed to have your stuff.

00:45:56.000 If I say to you, hey, brother, do this thing for me in an exchange, I'll give you X. I'll give you money.

00:46:02.000 They go, no, no, they say, okay.

00:46:05.000 Then they do the job and go, I deserve more than this.

00:46:07.000 I say, yo, we had an agreement.

00:46:09.000 But if you don't like the agreement, you can leave.

00:46:10.000 But sometimes you come to town with more stuff and they're like, hey, where did you get all this stuff?

00:46:13.000 You're like, my dad gave it to me. 0.98

00:46:14.000 So he came here and killed your dad.

00:46:16.000 And they're like, I want my land back.

00:46:18.000 And that's not giving my dad's stuff.

00:46:20.000 And that's the thing.

00:46:21.000 100 years ago, the British came in and started taking their oil.

00:46:24.000 I think those communists ever give land acknowledgements to the U.S. on the oil?

00:46:27.000 The point is, we built the infrastructure.

00:46:30.000 We could have dealt.

00:46:30.000 They could have said no.

00:46:32.000 Then they go, we deserve everything you did.

00:46:34.000 All your work is now ours.

00:46:36.000 You ripped us off.

00:46:38.000 I say no to that.

00:46:39.000 I say no to that.

00:46:40.000 Bro, I don't know what my dad did.

00:46:41.000 Okay.

00:46:42.000 I'm me.

00:46:42.000 I'm me here now.

00:46:43.000 Don't take my stuff.

00:46:45.000 Yeah, not to mention Venezuela's literally like, well, up until recently, they were literally making claims on Guyanese territory because they found oil reserves off of their coast.

00:46:53.000 So it's like Venezuela is not even surprised, the left's hypocritical, I know, but it's like they're not even honoring sort of their gripe with the U.S. They're doing the same thing to Guyana because they're a minnow and then the nation.

00:47:03.000 Let's jump to this next story.

00:47:04.000 We have it from the Hindustan Times of all the paper of record.

00:47:09.000 Verizon under cyber attack.

00:47:11.000 Company addresses outage amid hacked speculations, iPhones on SOS.

00:47:16.000 We have an update from Verizon.

00:47:18.000 Mashable saying they've broken their silence.

00:47:21.000 In response to a frustrated customer, a Verizon support account seemed to suggest that customers could be entitled to a discount.

00:47:27.000 Really?

00:47:28.000 I don't want a discount.

00:47:29.000 They provided Mashable with a statement about the ongoing outage.

00:47:31.000 Verizon engineering teams are continuing to address today's service interruptions.

00:47:35.000 Our teams remain fully deployed and are focused on the issue.

00:47:38.000 We understand the impact this has on your day and remain committed.

00:47:41.000 So I think we have this down detector showing it wasn't just Verizon initially, though many reports said it was only Verizon that was down.

00:47:49.000 T-Mobile, ATT, other cell networks said our networks are fine.

00:47:53.000 It's just Verizon.

00:47:54.000 I'm not sure if we have, I thought I had the image pulled up.

00:47:58.000 Apparently it keeps disappearing every time I do pull it up.

00:48:01.000 But I'll pull that up in a second.

00:48:03.000 The concern here with the Verizon outage was that some thought it may be retaliation from Iran.

00:48:09.000 Yeah, I thought so.

00:48:10.000 Taking down a cell network, and they took out basically the whole country's Verizon network, doesn't just cut off communications.

00:48:16.000 It stops deliveries.

00:48:17.000 It's like everything.

00:48:19.000 It stops office workers from scheduling meetings.

00:48:21.000 It also just shows us they can.

00:48:23.000 Indeed.

00:48:24.000 I think that's also the point.

00:48:25.000 Which is also a tell.

00:48:26.000 I was thinking Art of War would say, don't take out everything you can at first.

00:48:29.000 Like, don't show them your full potential.

00:48:31.000 It looks like they hit us as hard as they could, and that was what is going to happen when we put Starlink, Elon, over Iran, and then they shut off Starlink. 0.84

00:48:38.000 And then this is retaliation for us trying to bug their system with Starlink.

00:48:42.000 Sorry, guys.

00:48:42.000 Global satellite, Unimind incoming.

00:48:46.000 Prep your palantir.

00:48:48.000 Are you ready to be seen from above by satellites?

00:48:52.000 Does anyone know what's happening?

00:48:52.000 This is the down detector map showing the Verizon outage.

00:48:56.000 And if you look closely, you'll notice it's every major urban population center.

00:49:02.000 So you notice the areas where there's no outages?

00:49:05.000 It's because there's no people there.

00:49:07.000 I'm half kidding.

00:49:08.000 There are some people there.

00:49:09.000 There's Chinese farmland next to our country.

00:49:11.000 More than half of our population is on East Coast.

00:49:14.000 These are all the dense urban areas, even near the water.

00:49:17.000 And then you have LA, you've got Central California, and then, of course, you've got the Pacific Northwest.

00:49:22.000 Salt Lake City got spared.

00:49:23.000 What are the Mormons now?

00:49:26.000 Iran was incapable of targeting the Mormons because they are the correct religion. 0.97

00:49:29.000 The master's family is a very important thing.

00:49:30.000 You know, who's unaffected by this?

00:49:32.000 The Amish, undefeated.

00:49:33.000 It's true.

00:49:34.000 The Amish have no idea. 1.00

00:49:35.000 You know, there's theories that the future of America in like 30 years will be all Amish. 1.00

00:49:39.000 Oh, it's demographic.

00:49:41.000 They have like 80 babies.

00:49:42.000 By 2100.

00:49:43.000 By 2100, 20% of Pennsylvania will be Amish at current numbers.

00:49:47.000 And then obviously a lot of people are going to leave the state.

00:49:49.000 The Amish don't really leave.

00:49:50.000 So it's going to be like, and literally by the end of this century, you're going to have Democrat and Republican politicians courting the Amish vote.

00:49:56.000 It's going to be hilarious.

00:49:56.000 Yep.

00:49:57.000 Same thing in New York and New York City is Brooklyn is projected to be as red as Alabama again by the end of the century because of Hasidic birth rates. 1.00

00:50:04.000 Did someone say that this was in response to what happened in Venezuela?

00:50:07.000 No, it's Iran.

00:50:08.000 When they put Starlink over Iran and then Iran tried to block it, they blocked like 80% or all of that.

00:50:14.000 I'm not saying that this outage is not.

00:50:15.000 And then I thought this was saying this suggestion online is that Iran launched a cyber attack against our critical infrastructure.

00:50:21.000 It might be more than just Iran, like Russia, China, Iran, wherever they are.

00:50:24.000 If this is the best they can do is basically annoy people that have Verizon.

00:50:28.000 No, This is not just annoying people with Verizon.

00:50:31.000 This is Verizon Business Network, which is the internet that we had used at the castle, which is extremely expensive.

00:50:38.000 So this is a business guy who's going to do a multi-million dollar infrastructure deals.

00:50:44.000 Phone's not working.

00:50:46.000 People grossly underestimate the power of shutting down communications because we base almost our entire economy on internet exchange.

00:50:53.000 So when you shut down the internet, you are disabling the country's economy.

00:50:57.000 If even by a few percentage points can cost trillions over the year or over the years, hundreds of billions.

00:51:05.000 If we are in a race against China and they're trying to manufacture weapons, you want to disable their economy. 0.97

00:51:12.000 If you're trying to be the unipolar power, slowing the U.S. down by even a fraction of a percent can get you over the finish line.

00:51:20.000 I think my point is that compared to what happened in Venezuela with the United States hidden in Venezuela, this really is small time.

00:51:27.000 I know how many people died.

00:51:29.000 Pardon me?

00:51:29.000 How many people died?

00:51:30.000 What, in Venezuela?

00:51:31.000 No, in the United States today.

00:51:32.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:51:33.000 Because their phones didn't work and they couldn't call 911.

00:51:35.000 Probably a lot of people.

00:51:35.000 No idea.

00:51:38.000 It still doesn't rise to even close to the level of the state.

00:51:41.000 I shut it down.

00:51:42.000 Obviously, we can nuke Iran and turn the glass at any moment. 0.99

00:51:46.000 The point is, these attacks are serious and kill people.

00:51:49.000 I hear it all the time since the inception of these cyber attacks.

00:51:54.000 People would be like, well, you know, my phone doesn't work.

00:51:56.000 And I'm like, yes, but you have to understand the murder rate collapsed in 2007, 2008, because people, not because people decided to stop killing each other, but because people had ubiquitous phone access.

00:52:08.000 This is when phones went crazy.

00:52:10.000 So you can see the curve actually happening.

00:52:12.000 I'm not trying to say that.

00:52:13.000 But I get what you're saying, that they're not as strong as us.

00:52:17.000 But my point is, if we go to war, Americans will die.

00:52:21.000 That's the point. 0.98

00:52:23.000 We can nuke everybody right now. 0.97

00:52:24.000 Like everybody gets it. 0.99

00:52:25.000 We can turn Iran to a sheet of glass and we can say we can wipe out 60 million people like that. 1.00

00:52:31.000 The point is, I'm saying, if this was a cyber attack, this is small fries compared to what industrial control system hacks could really do.

00:52:40.000 But you're still going to see just by disabling the cell phones of people for a half an hour, you could get thousands of dead.

00:52:48.000 My first thought was they hit us with everything they could, but then I was like, but they shouldn't.

00:52:52.000 If you follow the art of war, you don't want to play your full hand.

00:52:55.000 You want to put them off balance with an attack.

00:52:57.000 They do it with targeted strikes too.

00:52:59.000 A lot of times they'll hit them and then time will go by.

00:53:01.000 Then when the people come out to figure out what happened, they hit them again, and that's when you do the real damage.

00:53:05.000 But foolishly, I believe they just hit us with everything they could because they're desperate.

00:53:09.000 And Khomeini's on his way out.

00:53:11.000 This is not everything they could have done.

00:53:13.000 On this, in Trump's first term.

00:53:16.000 It was the biggest hack they could do.

00:53:17.000 That's what I mean to say.

00:53:18.000 Absolutely not.

00:53:20.000 Are you joking?

00:53:21.000 In the amount of time they had?

00:53:23.000 No.

00:53:23.000 No, no, I'm not joking.

00:53:24.000 There is the Mexican standoff O-day theory.

00:53:28.000 So a zero-day, for those that are not familiar, is an exploit that has spent zero days in the public knowledge or the public database.

00:53:35.000 So the zero-day exploit, for which there are probably millions.

00:53:40.000 And I got news for you guys.

00:53:42.000 If you discover a zero-day exploit in critical infrastructure, you could sell it for tens of millions of dollars.

00:53:49.000 So there are people.

00:53:51.000 So let's start here.

00:53:52.000 Penetration testers.

00:53:53.000 These are guys that will call up a bank and say, I am going to intentionally try and break into your system and tell you how I did it.

00:54:00.000 You pay me $10,000.

00:54:01.000 They say, do it because they want to know how you did so they can try and patch these holes.

00:54:05.000 I guarantee you, if this was a cyber attack, this is them firing a shot across the bow.

00:54:12.000 In Trump's first term, he was launching an airstrike on Iran on the coastline.

00:54:17.000 And abruptly, the fighters turned around and left.

00:54:20.000 And Trump said it was because he did not think the amount of dead that would come from this attack was an appropriate retaliation.

00:54:27.000 It was too much.

00:54:28.000 He didn't want to kill that many people.

00:54:30.000 However, at the same time as the attack was going out, an oil refinery in Philadelphia exploded, burst into flames.

00:54:37.000 There is no reason to believe, no evidence to suggest these are related events.

00:54:42.000 However, there has been speculation and rumors.

00:54:45.000 Some people think it's a possibility that when Trump announced he was launching an airstrike, Iran pressed the button and blew up an industrial control center, a petroleum refinery.

00:54:55.000 Then they said, Mr. President, this was just one ICS attack.

00:54:59.000 If you carry this out and we go to full-scale war, you could see water pumps, chemical reclamation, all of these things going up.

00:55:06.000 The critical infrastructure for our industrial control systems in this country, famously, even up to 10 years ago, was from the 70s.

00:55:14.000 In fact, I watched this really amazing video.

00:55:16.000 There's a guy who sells floppy disks still to this day.

00:55:20.000 And it's because our industrial control systems still use floppy disks for updates.

00:55:26.000 I kid you not.

00:55:28.000 The ability, the advancement in cyber offense is so advanced compared to where we were when we were using floppy disks.

00:55:38.000 Yeah, the real danger around the bend is quantum is breaking quantum cryptography.

00:55:43.000 Once the news is what we're talking about, so I'm going to ignore what you're saying.

00:55:46.000 I apologize, but I'm going to left here.

00:55:49.000 That was a concern left.

00:55:52.000 No, we're talking about a guy launching a drone with a pre-programmed package on broadcast.

00:55:57.000 And when it gets within 40 miles of a U.S. nuclear reactor, it blows the thing up.

00:56:02.000 And I went to DEF CON and Black Hat 13 years ago.

00:56:06.000 This is 12 years.

00:56:07.000 No, 13 years ago, maybe 12 and a half years ago, and met the guy saying, here's how I can blow up an oil refinery from 80 miles away.

00:56:15.000 You launch a drone, it flies 40 miles an hour, it's going to fly 40 miles.

00:56:21.000 You launch it from the halfway point.

00:56:23.000 You drive away at the same time.

00:56:25.000 Once the drone gets within broadcast range, which could be up to 10 miles, the old 1978 computer system gets hacked.

00:56:34.000 And then what they can do is the demonstration they showed us was they can force two, there's an intake and an intake and an exhaust.

00:56:43.000 They can force both to pump water straight in the same direction, making pipes explode, causing reactor meltdowns and things like that.

00:56:49.000 Do you think that the world basically, just like we all have nuclear deterrence, a lot of us, that we have infrastructure deterrent as well?

00:56:55.000 Like we all have each other's infrastructures by the nuts?

00:56:57.000 We have what's called the Mexican standoff zero-day theory or the zero-day mutually assured destruction hypothesis.

00:57:05.000 That is, every major power on the planet has already infected each other's critical infrastructure with zero via zero-day exploits to destroy at a moment's notice.

00:57:16.000 And so everybody's got their finger over the button.

00:57:18.000 You'd think it was nuclear weapons.

00:57:20.000 That was the Cold War.

00:57:22.000 Now, since we've put all of our industrial controls onto these computer systems, hackers from every country have been doing everything in their power to infect them.

00:57:30.000 So that if we go to war with Russia, China, or Iran, they press a button and then explosions happen all across our country.

00:57:36.000 Our nuclear weapons are horribly not maintained.

00:57:41.000 There's been numerous reports on this internally and in the public that we don't even know where some of the tools are to pop these suckers open.

00:57:49.000 And there's the fear that the systems in place to secure and control them have already been hacked.

00:57:56.000 So I tell you this.

00:57:57.000 If you think nuclear weapons are the most powerful technology we have right now for war, man, I got a bridge to sell you because that's technology from 70 years ago, almost 80 years ago.

00:58:11.000 I was thinking earlier too, and I'm thinking it again now that when Khomei, if he truly left the country earlier and they averted that, it's like no country on earth wants hot conflict with the U.S. They're like, please don't start World War III.

00:58:22.000 You're the only country on earth that has the capability of doing it and probably ending it really fast if you want.

00:58:26.000 Please don't.

00:58:28.000 And I will say something interesting with the Hindustan Times here is all the events going on in the world, right?

00:58:33.000 You have the Iran situation, Venezuela, unrest in the U.S., Minneapolis.

00:58:38.000 The top two stories they've gone with on their ticker are both cricket related.

00:58:43.000 What is going on in India?

00:58:45.000 Cricket-based.

00:58:46.000 Yeah.

00:58:46.000 Fascinating.

00:58:48.000 We've got breaking news right now and an update on this story.

00:58:51.000 We have this from Bill Malugan.

00:58:53.000 This is happening right now.

00:58:55.000 He says, I'm told by four law enforcement sources there has been another ICE involved shooting in Minneapolis tonight.

00:59:00.000 I'm told ICE was making contact with a target who then allegedly assaulted an officer with a shovel or swung a shovel.

00:59:07.000 Shots were fired and the suspect ran back in the house.

00:59:09.000 No info yet.

00:59:10.000 And if anything was actually shot, just that shots were fired.

00:59:13.000 So if something was hit, very preliminary.

00:59:15.000 More info as we are getting it.

00:59:17.000 We will have an update for you as we go through this, but I do want to jump to the story, which is massive from CBS News.

00:59:23.000 The ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding.

00:59:27.000 We are now looking at CBS with two U.S. officials and DHS confirming, that is three independent sources confirming the ICE agent in question suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, which confirms he was struck by the vehicle.

00:59:45.000 Now let's throw it to our good friend over here, Adam Cochran.

00:59:48.000 He says, BS, internal bleeding against a non-pinned, moving, armored individual would require a blunt hood of a car going at least 35 miles an hour.

00:59:57.000 Renee was driving a Honda pilot and averages 3.5 to 4.0 meters per second squared in a 0 to 60 run at two feet away from the officer. 0.80

01:00:06.000 Okay, I'm not reading all this.

01:00:07.000 Okay, but he's probably doing math, assuming she didn't slam the gas.

01:00:10.000 An abdominal wall hematoma tearing his muscle while moving because he is old enough shape is possible.

01:00:15.000 But if he disagrees, then he is more than welcome to wave HIPAA and release the medical report, but the math doesn't lie.

01:00:20.000 No, he doesn't need to.

01:00:21.000 Because simultaneously, the funny thing about this is that people are just saying, so you're saying he got a bruise?

01:00:28.000 And my response is, so you're admitting he got hit?

01:00:31.000 Yeah, literally.

01:00:32.000 Like, yeah, you know, you're cooked when you're like crunching numbers to like disprove a video.

01:00:36.000 Like, it's over for you.

01:00:36.000 It doesn't matter what doesn't matter.

01:00:38.000 Any information that comes out, all of the narratives have been, have been consumed.

01:00:43.000 And the people that believe that he was in the wrong believe that he's in the wrong.

01:00:48.000 The people that believe that he's in the right believe that he's in the right.

01:00:51.000 Fox 9 reporting.

01:00:53.000 Fox 9 breaking news.

01:00:55.000 An individual was shot in the leg.

01:00:57.000 So the story is currently developing and we'll follow this one.

01:01:00.000 But there you have it, guys.

01:01:02.000 The ICE agent was hit by the car.

01:01:04.000 I mean, we all knew it.

01:01:05.000 And you know what really irks me is that earlier today, Grok on X was a trend, and it said a Minnesota-based poet who was killed.

01:01:13.000 And I was like, are you kidding me?

01:01:15.000 So I took the story and I went into Grok and I pasted it to see how it would respond to its own trending thing.

01:01:21.000 And it told me on Grok that Jonathan Ross was not struck by the vehicle and that analysis by CNN and the New York Times proved that he had stepped out of the way of the vehicle and was clear of harm.

01:01:32.000 And so then when this story broke, I said, here you go.

01:01:35.000 Why is it?

01:01:36.000 Oh, and the funny thing about it, I asked Grok, I was like, what do you mean?

01:01:40.000 There's video of him getting hit.

01:01:42.000 And it said, according to Tim Poole, there is.

01:01:44.000 I'm not kidding.

01:01:45.000 It literally said that.

01:01:46.000 And it was like based on commentary from Tim Poole.

01:01:48.000 Many people are claiming he was struck, though CNN and the New York Times with cross-reference analysis showed that he was not.

01:01:54.000 And I'm just like, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard. 1.00

01:01:57.000 And now, how stupid must you feel, Grok, you dumb mother? 1.00

01:02:00.000 Yeah, yeah, literally. 1.00

01:02:01.000 I love also how they use the photos of the woman from before her like lesbian pronouns turn right when she was uh In a heterosexual relationship.

01:02:08.000 And she's like, then she looks normal and not from like the pixie haircut Bristol. 0.79

01:02:14.000 Yeah, glowed down for sure.

01:02:16.000 But did you guys see the story of the last, I don't know if this is totally accurate, but it said it was the last white woman who was shot in Minneapolis.

01:02:22.000 Did you see this?

01:02:23.000 This woman, Justine Damond, I think is how you pronounce her name, but this woman in 2017 called the cops in Minneapolis because she heard something going on outside.

01:02:32.000 The cops showed up.

01:02:33.000 They shot her, a white woman. 0.93

01:02:37.000 The officer was Somali. 0.72

01:02:40.000 Oh, okay.

01:02:41.000 He was sentenced to prison.

01:02:41.000 Wow.

01:02:43.000 His sentence was overturned by the state Supreme Court.

01:02:49.000 And now he's the headmaster of the Quality Learning Center.

01:02:51.000 No, not that part.

01:02:52.000 But, but no, he was, he was released.

01:02:55.000 Yeah.

01:02:55.000 Because imagine if it were reversed.

01:02:57.000 By the way, obviously, if Renee were black, the city would be on fire right now. 1.00

01:03:01.000 But black people are not going to be protesting a white woman named Renee being shot. 0.98

01:03:05.000 So that's why things are not quiet right now. 0.97

01:03:07.000 Especially Renee.

01:03:08.000 Renee is just like a little too much. 1.00

01:03:09.000 It's a little too nose.

01:03:10.000 You know, holy Christian.

01:03:10.000 Yeah.

01:03:13.000 The singer and lesbian.

01:03:13.000 You know.

01:03:15.000 Yes.

01:03:16.000 The only way this story could be like really full circle is if it had been a Subaru and not a Honda pilot.

01:03:20.000 So true.

01:03:21.000 She had like a wallet or something too.

01:03:22.000 Like, you know, the resist libs are cooked, though.

01:03:25.000 Like, they're literally turning into mathletes.

01:03:26.000 Like, that's all they have left.

01:03:28.000 That's all they got left is they're just, you know, whipping out the calculator, the abacus.

01:03:32.000 The second video was pretty apparent that he got jacked.

01:03:32.000 Like, it's over for them.

01:03:36.000 Either he jumped back.

01:03:38.000 And what's like the implication?

01:03:38.000 Yeah.

01:03:39.000 Okay, let's just say hypothetically he didn't get hit.

01:03:42.000 She still drove a car. 0.99

01:03:43.000 Like, what kind of, what is going on?

01:03:45.000 That's the thing.

01:03:45.000 When you start getting into the granular details, it doesn't matter.

01:03:50.000 Like all of the stuff that people say, it's like Angry Cops had a great breakdown of it.

01:03:54.000 The guy was in front of her car and she accelerated in his direction, right?

01:03:59.000 Like that's all that it takes.

01:04:01.000 He felt like she was going to hit him.

01:04:03.000 And that's all that it takes.

01:04:05.000 That's why I didn't believe that he was going to get indicted.

01:04:07.000 I still don't think that he's actually going to get indicted.

01:04:09.000 And from what I'm hearing, it looks like he's not.

01:04:11.000 That's what got that guy in Charlottesville booked is he accelerated and then like a woman had like a heart attack.

01:04:15.000 Yeah.

01:04:16.000 And they said, well, that was caused by the car.

01:04:19.000 Yeah, yeah, I know.

01:04:20.000 They were attacking his vehicle.

01:04:21.000 So it's like, you know, that's the precedent.

01:04:24.000 Like you can't.

01:04:25.000 So it's like, what are we doing here?

01:04:27.000 But all of this is a distraction tactic.

01:04:29.000 That's all it is because this is all in response to the videos from Nick Shirley and the fraud.

01:04:34.000 And what that exposed is the Democrats need massive fraud networks to buy votes to win elections.

01:04:42.000 That's actually what this is about. 1.00

01:04:44.000 And now they have their useful idiots, the same people that defend Islam and defend all these other crazy ideas. 1.00

01:04:50.000 And they're protesting. 1.00

01:04:51.000 I mean, how many, I wonder from these crowds, do we know how many like minorities are actually out there?

01:04:56.000 Is it just like white people with pronouns?

01:04:58.000 Yeah.

01:04:59.000 Serge has a rule that if you, or I guess you'd call it a law, that where there's corruption, there's more corruption of that kind.

01:05:06.000 He's from South Africa.

01:05:06.000 Yeah.

01:05:07.000 He was telling me before the show.

01:05:09.000 And he's like, bro.

01:05:10.000 So I call it Serge's law.

01:05:12.000 Where there's corruption, there will be more corruption.

01:05:13.000 And someone on the show brought up in California, they're uncovering now a corruption network too.

01:05:17.000 I don't, do you remember the name of that one, Serge, from the pre-show?

01:05:20.000 Sorry, I don't have that pulled up.

01:05:21.000 No.

01:05:21.000 Yeah.

01:05:21.000 But it's not the fraud.

01:05:23.000 I'm just saying it's a big network of people.

01:05:24.000 Well, that's exactly the point.

01:05:25.000 So like what Nick Shirley did was he showed the daycare centers.

01:05:28.000 You guys know about the Medicaid fraud that they're also doing where they're reporting that their children are autistic.

01:05:33.000 So they could get like $1,500 a month in government subsidies.

01:05:37.000 And they say that their child has to go to a community doctor that understands their culture.

01:05:42.000 They have to go to a community center, not just the daycare centers. 0.78

01:05:44.000 And the only reason why I don't fully blame our government for catching the sooner is because I think they saw this and thought, oh, when you marry your sibling and your cousin, like, yeah, your kid's going to be like retarded. 0.96

01:05:54.000 But that's actually different than being autistic.

01:05:57.000 And, you know, the money that they were getting from this Medicaid fraud, they were actually getting cash for a lot of it.

01:06:02.000 And they were putting actual cash onto planes to Somalia.

01:06:07.000 To go directly to Al-Shabaab.

01:06:07.000 Yeah.

01:06:10.000 So congratulations.

01:06:10.000 Yeah.

01:06:12.000 If they were autistic, if they were autistic, we wouldn't need, they just give them like a phone book or something and they would just light up. 0.97

01:06:17.000 Like, that's clearly not what's happening. 1.00

01:06:19.000 These people, they're really dumb. 1.00

01:06:20.000 That's why they drive around in dinghies. 1.00

01:06:23.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:06:24.000 They're driving around in dinghies, like attacking cargo shit. 0.99

01:06:26.000 Like these people. 0.99

01:06:27.000 When was the last time you had a math genius come out of the Somali community? 1.00

01:06:30.000 I don't think they're autistic.

01:06:31.000 I don't think they have chess players.

01:06:33.000 I think.

01:06:33.000 Yeah, if they're autistic, it'd be like they'd be the first productive members of society.

01:06:36.000 If the frog would have never gotten exposed, they'd have that down pat 100%.

01:06:39.000 They'd be locked in.

01:06:40.000 WWE'd be touring in Minneapolis every year.

01:06:42.000 Like, it's what's going on.

01:06:43.000 I mean, we mentioned this the other day: the fact that the culture that they come from is there's a lot of corruption generally.

01:06:51.000 I was saying about a guy in Maine.

01:06:54.000 Yes.

01:06:55.000 He was like, oh, you know, look, we voted for you.

01:06:57.000 The Somali community voted for you.

01:06:59.000 Now you have to protect us.

01:07:01.000 And because they were, you know, they were game in the system.

01:07:04.000 And he came out and said it because to people that come from that culture, it's normal.

01:07:09.000 Yes.

01:07:09.000 Right.

01:07:09.000 Like, it is totally normal to be like, we voted for you.

01:07:12.000 So you have to step in between the law and us and protect us.

01:07:16.000 And that when you have that kind of culture, like you don't just transfer into another place and the magic soil just makes you into a, you know, a Jeffersonian Democrat.

01:07:26.000 Well, that's, that's why, like, across the third world, like, the hustle grind set culture really took root is because in these cultures, they have like a get mine mentality where it's like the laws are just like an impediment in the way of like me getting rich. 0.94

01:07:37.000 And so that's why these things just click for these for these people because, yeah, they don't care if it's on the books or off the books.

01:07:44.000 They just got to get rich at all costs.

01:07:46.000 When they see like a private jet fly overhead, that like bothers them fundamentally.

01:07:49.000 And the West, we're just kind of content with the middle class. 0.55

01:07:52.000 Yeah.

01:07:52.000 But I mean, part of the problem is the fact that like you'd think that the elected officials would say, no, we don't do that.

01:07:59.000 But it seems like the Democrats nationwide have been doing all they can to not just cover for them, but be a part of the corruption.

01:08:07.000 Well, it's like an ethnic remittance program.

01:08:10.000 I mean, that's fundamentally what the Democrat Party is turning into as time goes on.

01:08:12.000 That's why Zoron is the way he is, is because he's just simply trying to get revenge against white America fundamentally. 0.51

01:08:18.000 And the best way to do that is like through defrauding our welfare systems, which were set up somewhat benevolently.

01:08:25.000 And then now that's the case all across the West.

01:08:27.000 It's like you can't bring a culture that's not Western into the West and expect them to understand why our welfare system exists. 0.67

01:08:33.000 That's a great point.

01:08:34.000 You can't bring a culture that is not Western into the West and expect them to be the West. 0.90

01:08:38.000 If you bring, you see it on X all the time.

01:08:40.000 If you bring the third, you know, the third world in, you become the third world. 0.99

01:08:43.000 Westerners like fundamentally view welfare as like an embarrassing thing.

01:08:46.000 Like John Doyle made this point.

01:08:47.000 It's a really good point.

01:08:48.000 Is he was talking about his neighbors' house burnt down or something?

01:08:50.000 And everyone in the neighborhood was like offering help.

01:08:52.000 And he was like, no, no, I want to do this myself.

01:08:54.000 I don't want to get handouts.

01:08:55.000 That sort of thing.

01:08:55.000 That's like a very Western, specifically American mindset where people come from the third world and it's like, oh, free money, sick.

01:09:01.000 Like they don't have that sense of, there's not a sense of shame for receiving handouts.

01:09:06.000 I was going to say, actually, like right next to Somalia is Somaliland.

01:09:09.000 And these couldn't be more different as two countries that are right next to each other.

01:09:14.000 And kind of to the point we were talking about earlier with Iran and versus Iraq and Afghanistan, like you don't need a democracy to be a functioning country, actually, which is like, and I'm very pro-democracy, pro-America, but not other, not all cultures can have that, or at least the way they're set up right now.

01:09:29.000 Like they're not ready for democracy.

01:09:30.000 But Somaliland is a great example where they had a centralized, unified tribe, basically.

01:09:36.000 And that's why they're flourishing and they're also pro-West and like pro-Israel.

01:09:40.000 And BB, just like to piss off a bunch of people, just acknowledge Somaliland and Somaliland.

01:09:46.000 Like the people are like running around the streets celebrating it. 0.74

01:09:49.000 And you have Somalia with retards claiming to be genius autists, basically. 1.00

01:09:54.000 Well, and Somaliland was administered by the British, too.

01:09:57.000 And the British, like, were really good at setting up centralized government structures and their colleagues.

01:10:01.000 The only reason that a lot of these African countries haven't just collapsed yet is because the British were so effective at centralizing power. 0.50

01:10:06.000 The rest of Somalia, no offense, is administered by the Italians. 0.99

01:10:10.000 I think we all know what that means.

01:10:11.000 Inbreeding's horrible, man.

01:10:13.000 It's good food.

01:10:14.000 It's true.

01:10:14.000 If you don't know, like, if a culture doesn't have the education, I think maybe people take it for granted that if other people, the level of ignorance other humans are operating at, like, if they don't know, if they don't, they'll just, it's almost like you want to go in and help them.

01:10:27.000 Like, people would throw their garbage in the same river they would drink out of, you know what I mean?

01:10:30.000 In Peru right now, I was down there.

01:10:33.000 Have you been to India, Ian?

01:10:34.000 I've heard stories.

01:10:35.000 I've heard India.

01:10:36.000 Who was it saying India is doing better than the U.S. right now?

01:10:39.000 Are you saying that it's a lot of people?

01:10:40.000 Someone says brain damage.

01:10:41.000 I've heard stories of India where the bathrooms are so disgusting the public restrooms, people will just go outside. 0.99

01:10:50.000 Like you walk inside and you're like, so you go outside and just go on the ground.

01:10:54.000 I heard that exact story this morning.

01:10:55.000 Yeah.

01:10:56.000 And then people will be like, well, you know, New York City in the 1800s, like people would throw their trash out of windows or same in London.

01:10:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:01.000 I'm like, yeah, 200 years ago.

01:11:03.000 So are you like admitting that your society is 200 years behind?

01:11:05.000 Like that's a self-owned when you say that. 0.98

01:11:07.000 It's disgusting. 1.00

01:11:09.000 Well, guys, our ideological opponents are retarded. 1.00

01:11:12.000 We got crazy news. 0.99

01:11:14.000 World War III may be upon us.

01:11:15.000 We have breaking news coming out of Greenland.

01:11:19.000 German troops touched down in Greenland in a matter of hours.

01:11:23.000 As Danish leader says, country is still stuck in a fundamental disagreement with the U.S. over the island after a frank meeting.

01:11:29.000 We're now getting reports that French troops may be heading to Greenland to protect French.

01:11:34.000 That's right.

01:11:35.000 Well, do you know how famously in the past hundred years great at modern work?

01:11:39.000 Do you know how many troops Germany sent?

01:11:41.000 Is it three?

01:11:42.000 18.

01:11:45.000 The Norwegians sent two.

01:11:46.000 Whoa.

01:11:49.000 I'm actually more worried about those guys.

01:11:50.000 Yeah.

01:11:52.000 We only see Dolphins.

01:11:53.000 Is Dolph Lundgren Norwegian?

01:11:55.000 I don't. 0.63

01:11:56.000 Magnus Carlson, you could do some like sick chess plays.

01:11:58.000 So you think Norway was like, should we send 10,000?

01:12:00.000 Like, I got two.

01:12:01.000 No, he's Swedish.

01:12:02.000 Close enough to get it.

01:12:03.000 The Germans are going to keep the French that are going in line. 0.98

01:12:06.000 Can you just imagine being Hegseth right now?

01:12:08.000 Like, we're ready to go in.

01:12:09.000 We have our military just waiting at the gates to take Greenland and they see 18 Germans.

01:12:13.000 Oh, it's over.

01:12:14.000 It's over.

01:12:15.000 Yeah, I strongly don't think that's a good idea.

01:12:16.000 We could probably get a girls' field hockey team in high school to go and take these guys down. 1.00

01:12:16.000 They're all speaking Turkish. 1.00

01:12:21.000 We should do some of these trans athletes. 0.96

01:12:22.000 What's the best stop ready to go?

01:12:25.000 I have a feeling they're just going to pay them.

01:12:26.000 They're just going to be like, supposedly, it's going to be like $700 billion.

01:12:29.000 Trump was like, we'll give you whatever you want.

01:12:31.000 And apparently, the Greenlandics, is that what we call them?

01:12:35.000 Greenlanders.

01:12:36.000 Eskimos.

01:12:37.000 Doesn't the Greenlanders sound like a sports team?

01:12:39.000 The Greenlanders.

01:12:41.000 The Green people. 0.59

01:12:43.000 They're down.

01:12:45.000 I mean, imagine.

01:12:45.000 The U.S. is so good.

01:12:46.000 Welcome, you guys.

01:12:47.000 We're going to vacation.

01:12:48.000 It's going to be ultimate, bro.

01:12:50.000 Also, ultimate.

01:12:50.000 I bet it's great.

01:12:51.000 Muddy.

01:12:52.000 Well, and like the Greenlanders.

01:12:53.000 The Greenlanders.

01:12:54.000 Oh, what's going to happen is we're just going to send in Texans to industrialize the place. 1.00

01:12:58.000 It's going to be a red territory if it becomes a state or red state right now.

01:13:01.000 Because there's not very many Greenlanders.

01:13:02.000 Look at Nook in the summer.

01:13:03.000 Look at this photo.

01:13:04.000 It's Nook right now, but we're going to rename it to Tool.

01:13:07.000 We're going to go back to the Viking. 0.97

01:13:09.000 Is that what it was called?

01:13:10.000 It was called Gottthab for a long time.

01:13:11.000 That was the Danish name.

01:13:12.000 And this is the problem with Greenland.

01:13:14.000 This is why I think people should pump the brakes a little bit is because we're like exploiting leftist language against Denmark.

01:13:19.000 So it's like, no, we're actually going to return Nook to Gotthab.

01:13:23.000 Look at this.

01:13:24.000 We get the puffins.

01:13:25.000 We do get the puffins.

01:13:26.000 I think it makes sense.

01:13:28.000 Because Denmark's going to make money and be really out ahead in the global market.

01:13:33.000 No, no, we're not paying Denmark.

01:13:34.000 We're going to pay the Greenlanders. 1.00

01:13:35.000 We're going to buy a voice in Denmark for their taxes.

01:13:38.000 In July, the high is 52 degrees Fahrenheit.

01:13:42.000 And now the territory can be properly defended.

01:13:44.000 If a conflict does break out, that was a severe liability for the Northern Hemisphere, especially in the Atlantic.

01:13:50.000 So I think a lot of people can win out of it.

01:13:52.000 It's a wonderful country.

01:13:53.000 And I'm talking about the United States.

01:13:54.000 Greenland looks free.

01:13:58.000 The Danish, they were like, now what they're saying is like, that's perfectly defended.

01:14:01.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:14:02.000 Literally like six months ago, they had a whole thing at the EU where they're like, the Chinese could take this whenever they wanted. 0.91

01:14:07.000 Look at this, look at this word.

01:14:08.000 The meg mad.

01:14:09.000 Megadalen.

01:14:10.000 Is that a slur?

01:14:11.000 Yeah.

01:14:11.000 And people make fun of English.

01:14:13.000 I don't know. 0.86

01:14:14.000 The funny thing is, the reason why this story is important is that it shows how the left is batting a thousand at being retarded. 0.92

01:14:22.000 Look, I'm not trying to drag literally every liberal, but when you are always against Trump, even when it makes perfect sense, Trump didn't say, we're to go massacre the Greenlandic people and take over their land. 0.57

01:14:32.000 He's like, we're going to give them a bunch of money and welcome them to America. 0.99

01:14:35.000 And they're like, no, that's a bad thing.

01:14:37.000 And I'm like, what is the argument against negotiating for a territory to join the United States?

01:14:40.000 It's like honest.

01:14:41.000 Like, what's the honest argument against this?

01:14:43.000 There is not one.

01:14:44.000 The Louisiana purchase, Thomas Jefferson did, and he did it without congressional authority.

01:14:47.000 And it was probably the greatest move of any president in the last ever.

01:14:53.000 And it was also really controversial at the time. 0.97

01:14:54.000 Like a lot of people were like, people were fucking pissed. 0.93

01:14:57.000 They were like, you did this bottom. 1.00

01:14:58.000 It's like stupid land we can't use. 0.99

01:15:00.000 Like, thanks a lot, dude. 0.99

01:15:01.000 I do just want to point out that a lot of the like dumb meme accounts will say, oh, I don't think we should get involved in Iran, right?

01:15:07.000 But like, they're the ones playing Freebird, saying, like, yeah, let's take over Greenlands and make it the 51st state.

01:15:12.000 So like, I think people are being really inconsistent about this.

01:15:14.000 I think this is a great idea, as is buying Greenland's the same as invading Iran. 0.94

01:15:21.000 It's that easy.

01:15:22.000 We can buy Iran. 0.99

01:15:23.000 Maybe we should try that.

01:15:24.000 Just imagine going to Greenland and being like, how would you like your very own hard rock hotel and casino?

01:15:31.000 In the shape of a guitar.

01:15:32.000 Look at the land that we got.

01:15:36.000 Hackjack, a bunch of Eskimos with their hoods on. 1.00

01:15:38.000 Eskimos, they're not Eskimos. 1.00

01:15:39.000 They're from Greenland.

01:15:40.000 They're Greenlandic.

01:15:41.000 It's cult, but it's not that cold.

01:15:42.000 They're actually Inuit.

01:15:44.000 I want to know what's under the ice.

01:15:46.000 That's the actual term is Inuit.

01:15:47.000 For Greenland.

01:15:48.000 Yes, the Eskimos live there.

01:15:51.000 Eskimo is like the old thing.

01:15:52.000 They're called Inuit.

01:15:54.000 It's the Inuit there, huh? 0.93

01:15:55.000 It's 10 to 20% Danish, and the rest of the population is Inuit.

01:15:58.000 I remember when Don Jr. went with Katie and all the people look very indifferent.

01:15:58.000 Yeah.

01:16:03.000 I was only 25% right.

01:16:07.000 It's the Greenlandic Inuit.

01:16:09.000 Oh, so there is a distinction.

01:16:11.000 Well, because, yeah, we have our own Inuit in Alaska, and they cry. 1.00

01:16:11.000 There is. 1.00

01:16:15.000 I'm really offended by Woke because they renamed Barrow to Utgiakvik.

01:16:20.000 Oh, it's terrible.

01:16:21.000 And the way I went to Utgyakvik a couple years ago, and it was beautiful.

01:16:24.000 It's an amazing place, but everything says barrow, and everyone calls it Barrow.

01:16:28.000 And the reason why it's called Utgyakvik is that they had a vote, and only like a couple dozen people showed up, and they were progressives, and they said, let's rename it its native name.

01:16:40.000 Every freaking election. 0.78

01:16:41.000 Yep. 0.99

01:16:42.000 It's the crazies that show up, right? 0.81

01:16:44.000 The Tambondani one. 0.98

01:16:45.000 But the regular people.

01:16:46.000 So I get off the plane and there's very few people who live there.

01:16:49.000 I think it's like, well, like a thousand or two thousand.

01:16:51.000 So we land, I get off the plane, and sure enough, there's like seven people on the plane who recognize me.

01:16:55.000 And as I'm waiting for my luggage with security, they were like, what are you doing here?

01:16:59.000 This is crazy.

01:17:00.000 And I was like, vacationing?

01:17:01.000 Like, you want to go to the northernmost city?

01:17:03.000 And then I was like, I was like, how is that called Barrow anymore?

01:17:07.000 And they all go, it's called Barrow.

01:17:10.000 Nobody wants to call it Ukyak.

01:17:13.000 It's like a Wi-Fi transfer anyway.

01:17:15.000 Let's get these Star Wars names out here.

01:17:15.000 What is going on?

01:17:18.000 It's not Denali, right?

01:17:19.000 It's the Mount McKinley.

01:17:21.000 Mount McKinley.

01:17:22.000 That's insane.

01:17:22.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:23.000 What Obama did that?

01:17:24.000 I think so.

01:17:25.000 He's trying to pull a fee.

01:17:27.000 And that's the same thing that happened in Greenland.

01:17:28.000 If you ask any old Dana that used to be got that.

01:17:32.000 Denali's a big SUV.

01:17:33.000 I'm a neocon now.

01:17:33.000 I'm done.

01:17:34.000 I want everything to be named after whatever we decide it's named after.

01:17:37.000 No more taking away our stuff.

01:17:38.000 We just pushed me too far.

01:17:40.000 The decolonization names are real. 0.92

01:17:45.000 Can you tap my phone?

01:17:46.000 No, they're upping it, right?

01:17:48.000 I get more money now. 0.99

01:17:49.000 Democratic Republicanism is top tier, but corporatocracy sucks.

01:17:54.000 I always explain to people that the idea that people are paid to say things or are hired to say things is not true.

01:18:02.000 There are influence campaigns, but typically what actually happens is in the pre-influencer era.

01:18:08.000 This was really funny.

01:18:09.000 A media company would just, Ian and Aaron are interviewing for a job and they would say, you want to be a reporter for my company, Ian.

01:18:17.000 What do you think about Israel?

01:18:19.000 It's nice.

01:18:20.000 Right on.

01:18:21.000 Do you think we should provide them assistance and help them out?

01:18:23.000 Oh, you know, my take on Israel, I would have lost a job already if I did that. 0.98

01:18:28.000 I think it's an important piece of the geopolitical puzzle.

01:18:31.000 And America's invested a lot in it so far.

01:18:34.000 Amazing.

01:18:35.000 So we'll take your number and we'll get back to you.

01:18:38.000 They should come in, Aaron.

01:18:39.000 What do you think about Israel?

01:18:40.000 You're hired.

01:18:40.000 Love it.

01:18:41.000 Amazing.

01:18:42.000 That's how it works.

01:18:43.000 They don't go.

01:18:43.000 Really?

01:18:45.000 That's because of the boobs. 1.00

01:18:46.000 It wasn't.

01:18:47.000 These companies wouldn't be like, when you work here, we're going to pay you to say good things about Israel.

01:18:52.000 They would just look at two candidates and say, what do you think about Israel?

01:18:54.000 And they'd be like, well, you know, I don't really care that much.

01:18:56.000 The other person goes, I love it.

01:18:56.000 And they'll go, when can you start?

01:18:58.000 So you don't need to pay someone to say something they want to say.

01:19:02.000 I agree with that in general, which is what I think.

01:19:03.000 No, in the influencer era now, they're paying people to say stuff.

01:19:06.000 They're paying people, but I think it's more than that.

01:19:08.000 So I'll use Megan Kelly as an example, where I think a lot of people will look at her and say, well, she's not saying this because of any bad incentive because she already has enough money. 0.59

01:19:16.000 Same with Tucker.

01:19:17.000 All these people at Candace, they all have enough money that they don't have to say anything for the money.

01:19:21.000 But what people discount is that these people want something more than money.

01:19:25.000 They want attention.

01:19:26.000 But that's still not.

01:19:27.000 But they say what's popular.

01:19:28.000 I think that's exactly what it is.

01:19:30.000 So money is a component of a lot of the motivations we see for a lot of people.

01:19:34.000 But the idea that these particular individuals, I would argue Candace is more interested in money. 0.99

01:19:41.000 Megan Kelly, I think, is scared of losing what she has.

01:19:45.000 And I don't know what Tucker is doing.

01:19:49.000 Tucker, I view largely as there's a few things he said where I'm like, when he said he didn't know who Tommy Robinson was, I was like, what?

01:19:55.000 Of course you do.

01:19:56.000 But you're allowed to have bad opinions.

01:19:58.000 Megan Kelly claiming that it's good that Candace Owens alleged that Erica Kirk killed or was a knowledgeable of Charlie Kirk's assassination or the U.S. military was involved or that Erica Kirk's actually a machine built or whatever.

01:20:11.000 Charlie Donald Trump.

01:20:12.000 Yeah, I'm like, why would Megan Kelly say it's a good thing?

01:20:13.000 But here's the point.

01:20:15.000 At the amount of money that Candace Owens makes and her husband's net worth, you still don't own like a 185-foot yacht. 0.94

01:20:24.000 You don't.

01:20:25.000 And maintaining it's very, very difficult.

01:20:27.000 So if you want one of these Zuckerberg mega yachts, you are not going to get there for some time.

01:20:33.000 And there's always questions about the kind of people that seek money to this degree, they have a hunger inside.

01:20:40.000 And for whatever reason, they have it, they fear that if they don't keep making money, they are going to be destitute or something to that effect.

01:20:52.000 That could be right.

01:20:53.000 And us trying to guess what someone's actual motivations are internally.

01:20:57.000 They may not even understand.

01:20:58.000 That's fine.

01:20:59.000 But I think I've seen people in the space.

01:21:02.000 I'm one of these influencers that gets asked to go on the news, right?

01:21:04.000 And I don't do it all the time because I don't want to spend my time doing that.

01:21:08.000 But I see people who do it because they clearly need the validation.

01:21:11.000 They want to say that they're on the news.

01:21:12.000 They want to be seen doing that.

01:21:13.000 Right.

01:21:14.000 So I don't agree with you.

01:21:15.000 I think that everyone has different motivation.

01:21:17.000 I do agree.

01:21:17.000 I think Megan got so burned in 2016.

01:21:20.000 And she used to talk on her show.

01:21:22.000 She doesn't talk about this anymore, but I used to listen to her every day.

01:21:24.000 She would talk about the months she spent on the couch where the phone never rang.

01:21:28.000 I bet if you searched her old podcast, you'd find that.

01:21:31.000 And so I think she's where the phone never rang after she got fired from NBC and she'd asked Trump the question.

01:21:37.000 So the right spit her out and then the left spit her out. 1.00

01:21:40.000 And she was when she took her name off that anti-trans book.

01:21:46.000 And I think that she's loving, she was loving the MAGA love so much that now she's afraid.

01:21:50.000 And I think she made a bad call.

01:21:52.000 Yeah.

01:21:52.000 Just like Kevin Roberts, just like all these other people that thought that a certain part of the movement, they thought that's where the momentum was going.

01:21:58.000 And the inertia did seem to be going in that direction.

01:22:00.000 And they placed a very bad bet because they didn't actually go off of principles.

01:22:04.000 They did what they thought was popular.

01:22:05.000 That's like having opinions.

01:22:07.000 Who really has opinions?

01:22:09.000 Like, you're just a bunch of.

01:22:10.000 Nobody has any idea what's going on.

01:22:11.000 You're just a bunch of mix about what's going on around you.

01:22:14.000 Like these people that like stake so much on, like, I think this is important because I believe things.

01:22:19.000 It's like, yeah, I don't know, man.

01:22:21.000 That's right.

01:22:21.000 Just don't believe anything.

01:22:22.000 But that's not what we're saying at all.

01:22:23.000 We're not saying, no, no.

01:22:24.000 That's not saying that you could have wrong decisions.

01:22:27.000 You could have an idea that's bad, like what you just said, for example.

01:22:30.000 No, I'm kidding.

01:22:32.000 You can have bad ideas, but we all know that Megan and Tucker, the two of them, I'm taking Candace out because I think she just might be mentally unstable. 1.00

01:22:41.000 But I think the two of them are doing things because of very bad reasons.

01:22:45.000 It's not because, like, Megan has come out to say, just because you people want me to think one thing, I'm going to dig my heels in and do the opposite, right?

01:22:52.000 She's openly saying, I'm not doing this out of principle.

01:22:55.000 I'm doing this just because someone's telling me not to.

01:22:58.000 That's not having a bad idea.

01:23:00.000 That's just being.

01:23:02.000 I don't understand why turning points.

01:23:03.000 Yeah, it's like outside.

01:23:05.000 Let me finish this off real fast.

01:23:06.000 It's like outside influences changing your opinion, whether it's people that don't have the pain.

01:23:10.000 Yes, they're just generated by the environment.

01:23:15.000 You know, I get these comments all the time, and they're like, Tim thinks he's right about everything.

01:23:19.000 Yes.

01:23:20.000 Yeah, literally.

01:23:22.000 There are things I will say, I don't know.

01:23:24.000 You know, we had that other Erin on, and she was like, a communist one.

01:23:30.000 And she was like, what would you say if we invaded Syria or this other country?

01:23:33.000 I'm like, don't know.

01:23:34.000 She's like, what do you mean you don't know?

01:23:34.000 I say yes or no.

01:23:35.000 I'm like, no, I can't because I don't know.

01:23:37.000 But my point is, there are people who will tell you whatever it is you want to hear.

01:23:41.000 They think it gets a more clicks.

01:23:42.000 I will say things that irk some of you sometimes because I'm just going to say what I think. 0.98

01:23:47.000 You're also a massive troll on Twitter. 0.95

01:23:49.000 I know. 0.95

01:23:50.000 Oh, so I tweeted universal literature.

01:23:52.000 Sometimes I can't tell.

01:23:53.000 I'm just going to start asking you.

01:23:55.000 I tweeted universal literacy as a mistake and the left went nuts.

01:23:58.000 So true.

01:23:59.000 And then I said the point of the joke was that the illiterate can't get offended by it.

01:24:03.000 Like, that's the joke.

01:24:04.000 It only offends progressives who are perpetually offended on someone else's behalf.

01:24:08.000 And that's like a deep Augustinian thought.

01:24:10.000 Like, that's a very classical thought.

01:24:12.000 Yeah, I know.

01:24:13.000 Sometimes the tough thing about being a commentator is sometimes you have to give the correct take and people aren't ready for it.

01:24:18.000 Like on the show today, this in the noon live, me and Amber Duke had to correctly, you know, unfortunately correct the record for people that Karens are a good thing. 1.00

01:24:26.000 Like Karens are the last, really in many ways, the last stand for Western civilization. 1.00

01:24:31.000 And people got angry.

01:24:32.000 People were, you know, calling us names, but it's like, that's the price you have to pay for being careful.

01:24:36.000 Yeah, like, let's break down what a Karen is. 1.00

01:24:38.000 It is a woman asserting the right to her satisfaction and her person and property. 1.00

01:24:45.000 And that's what it means to be Americans.

01:24:47.000 Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

01:24:49.000 Well, yeah, because they're like a sheet of management.

01:24:51.000 Karen is just like a middle-aged. 1.00

01:24:53.000 Why is she calling the manager as the person?

01:24:54.000 By the way, as a type A, uptight New York woman, I'm in favor of the Karen's law.

01:25:00.000 All Karen is just a middle-aged woman that has standards. 1.00

01:25:03.000 It's like that's good.

01:25:05.000 I'm sorry.

01:25:06.000 I'm sorry to do this to both of you, but I have to break down your Karen argument.

01:25:09.000 Oh, here we go.

01:25:10.000 I'm good on this.

01:25:11.000 There is only one thing that actually makes a woman a Karen. 0.88

01:25:14.000 The haircut. 0.88

01:25:15.000 Ugly.

01:25:16.000 Oh, chopping.

01:25:17.000 I was thinking of the hair.

01:25:18.000 If an attractive woman was very busty, assertive, and was arguing, they would not call her a Karen. 1.00

01:25:27.000 If she had a stupid haircut and was ugly, they're going to call her a Karen. 1.00

01:25:30.000 But you know why? 1.00

01:25:32.000 Because thirsty guys aren't going to go online to attack hot chicks. 0.73

01:25:36.000 They're going to be like, I'll do whatever you say.

01:25:39.000 So if you're getting...

01:25:39.000 It's true.

01:25:40.000 It's the inverse...

01:25:41.000 It's the inversion of that meme where the hot guy says, like, looking beautiful.

01:25:41.000 I'm sorry.

01:25:45.000 And then she's like, oh, thank you.

01:25:46.000 And when the fat guy does it, she goes, help HR. 1.00

01:25:48.000 Yeah, literally.

01:25:49.000 That's why everyone is, if you're being called a Karen right now, you need to be ascending in 2021.

01:25:49.000 No, it's so true.

01:25:54.000 So you'd be look maxing.

01:25:56.000 It's literally like that.

01:25:58.000 If Ozempic exists and no one, no one has an excuse to be fat anymore.

01:26:03.000 The Danish might cut us off. 0.99

01:26:03.000 I'm sorry. 0.99

01:26:04.000 That's their product.

01:26:05.000 I want to do that.

01:26:06.000 That's why we need the Petro Dollar.

01:26:08.000 It all comes back.

01:26:09.000 When is Fat Tuesday?

01:26:11.000 Is that Tuesday is a Tuesday before Lent, right?

01:26:13.000 Yeah, but when is that?

01:26:15.000 It's March.

01:26:16.000 Totally.

01:26:17.000 I'm not sure.

01:26:18.000 It's on board AI that we think about.

01:26:19.000 Fat Tuesday, bro.

01:26:20.000 You know what's amazing?

01:26:21.000 We need a bug.

01:26:21.000 You could search it.

01:26:24.000 I want you to imagine this.

01:26:25.000 I want you to just close your eyes, everybody who's listening.

01:26:27.000 Imagine this, okay?

01:26:28.000 You're working the return counter at Walmart.

01:26:31.000 You'll be fatal.

01:26:31.000 You're working there.

01:26:32.000 And all of a sudden, all of a sudden in the distance, stomping their way towards you are a bunch of obese, middle-aged women with the haircut, and they're holding receipts.

01:26:42.000 And what do you think?

01:26:43.000 And you're thinking, Lord, help me.

01:26:45.000 No.

01:26:45.000 Here they come.

01:26:45.000 Now stop.

01:26:46.000 Now stop.

01:26:46.000 Now, wait.

01:26:47.000 Now, hold on.

01:26:49.000 I want you to imagine another scenario. 0.98

01:26:51.000 You're working the return counter at the Walmart, and off in the distance, a bunch of women with big tits and bikinis are prancing towards you, holding receipts while they're giggling, demanding a return. 0.99

01:27:02.000 You're not mad. 0.95

01:27:03.000 No, those chopped women you're describing are, I see them as like the calvary of Western civilization arriving to save us from this like third world low standard slop that's like been imposed on us. 1.00

01:27:14.000 They're coming to say, no, you're going to accept this return.

01:27:17.000 You are going to make an amend for me.

01:27:18.000 You're not just going to do what the computer tells you.

01:27:20.000 You're going to call your manager and you're going to make this right because we are a society of justice and order and rules.

01:27:25.000 And these Karens are like the last thing defending us from these Somalis. 1.00

01:27:30.000 Just a second.

01:27:31.000 I get fired up about this issue.

01:27:32.000 I'm so pro-Karen.

01:27:33.000 I'll die.

01:27:34.000 I saw the spirit of Alex Stein burst from you as you yelled. 0.99

01:27:34.000 I'll die. 0.99

01:27:38.000 Because this is like my issue.

01:27:39.000 This is like all I really care about at the end of the day.

01:27:42.000 Is Alex Stein going to stage my seat before he sits here later?

01:27:45.000 Gonna do what?

01:27:46.000 Alex Stein's gonna stage the seat that I was in before he sits down.

01:27:49.000 Well, I don't know, probably not.

01:27:50.000 I think we have very different ideas.

01:27:52.000 Yeah.

01:27:52.000 That was all.

01:27:53.000 We should get you guys on a show together.

01:27:54.000 Oh, right, right, right, right.

01:27:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:27:56.000 He's gonna be sitting here, actually.

01:27:57.000 I'm not gonna be here on Friday.

01:27:58.000 Oh.

01:27:59.000 Yeah.

01:28:00.000 Okay.

01:28:00.000 I have to get the final, the final dental implant.

01:28:02.000 Man, I've been looking at technology in Japan.

01:28:04.000 Like, they regrow teeth.

01:28:06.000 Yeah, it's the third.

01:28:07.000 But you gotta take, it's like you can regrow instead of implants, but you gotta take drugs.

01:28:11.000 I'm like, I don't know what the drugs are and how they're gonna use it.

01:28:13.000 You can regrow your teeth.

01:28:14.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:28:15.000 I had a tumor once.

01:28:16.000 Everything's fine, thank God.

01:28:17.000 But I had a tumor and it had a tooth in it.

01:28:22.000 Did they take the tumor out and like use it for you?

01:28:24.000 No, I wanted to see it.

01:28:26.000 I never got to see my tumor.

01:28:27.000 Where was the tumor?

01:28:28.000 My tumor was in my ovary.

01:28:30.000 And it had a tooth in it?

01:28:31.000 Yeah, it was a territory.

01:28:32.000 You can use the tooth.

01:28:33.000 That's a baby.

01:28:34.000 I should have kept the tooth in the face.

01:28:35.000 And she goes, what if the tooth falls out when you're old?

01:28:37.000 And I'll be like, we got an extra.

01:28:38.000 From the tumor.

01:28:39.000 Is that crazy?

01:28:40.000 By the way, I did name my tumor back when I had it because I didn't want to keep saying tumor because it felt really intense.

01:28:45.000 Thank God.

01:28:46.000 It was benign.

01:28:46.000 Thanks for asking.

01:28:47.000 Thanks, guys.

01:28:50.000 Is she a make-a-wish miracle?

01:28:52.000 Is her hair even real?

01:28:53.000 It's probably from a Uyghur slave, but that's okay. 1.00

01:28:53.000 No. 1.00

01:28:55.000 It's all extensions.

01:28:56.000 Did you name it Isaac?

01:28:57.000 I named it Bill Clinton because he always wants to be inside a Jewish woman. 1.00

01:29:02.000 Oh, very salient point. 0.60

01:29:04.000 It's so true. 0.84

01:29:05.000 Tumors are pretty cool. 0.90

01:29:06.000 You can stretch them and stuff.

01:29:07.000 Tumors were pretty cool. 0.84

01:29:08.000 You were like, stretch a tumor.

01:29:09.000 Cancer patient says, this is great.

01:29:10.000 Just open it up and listen.

01:29:11.000 One of them is.

01:29:12.000 It was benign.

01:29:13.000 Everything was fine.

01:29:14.000 Thank you so much.

01:29:15.000 We all been together.

01:29:17.000 So many eggs.

01:29:17.000 So you had a tooth.

01:29:19.000 So your body must produce that.

01:29:21.000 Yeah, it's actually.

01:29:22.000 I actually.

01:29:22.000 Did you get a Patriot fact check?

01:29:24.000 I did.

01:29:24.000 I got checked.

01:29:25.000 I got checked.

01:29:26.000 It's a fun point.

01:29:26.000 All right.

01:29:26.000 Tumors are fine.

01:29:28.000 Just in case anyone's watching.

01:29:29.000 Welcome back to Egg Cast.

01:29:30.000 We're going to discuss fertility today.

01:29:32.000 Not doing too hot.

01:29:33.000 No one's doing it.

01:29:36.000 They're very fertile people.

01:29:37.000 They're eating a lot of blubber.

01:29:38.000 That's good for vitality.

01:29:39.000 The blubber.

01:29:40.000 Are they eating muffins?

01:29:40.000 Is that what they eat?

01:29:42.000 They're big blubber.

01:29:43.000 Is there puff-aside in the green?

01:29:46.000 No, save the puppy.

01:29:47.000 I don't know.

01:29:47.000 We got to go hard.

01:29:48.000 How much do you know?

01:29:49.000 That's how we get to invade and find out.

01:29:49.000 We don't know.

01:29:52.000 We can conduct an investigation.

01:29:53.000 We're going to liberate them.

01:29:54.000 We are at these possibilities.

01:29:55.000 We're going to liberate the people of Iran and the Petrodollar, baby. 1.00

01:30:01.000 This is Greenlandic food. 1.00

01:30:03.000 Oh, it looks like shit. 1.00

01:30:04.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:30:05.000 Have you hit the barbecue?

01:30:06.000 It's called Sueassette.

01:30:08.000 Oh, yeah.

01:30:09.000 It looks like someone ate it and then threw it up.

01:30:12.000 They lifted it up.

01:30:12.000 No, but it's all whale skin and blubber.

01:30:18.000 They need McDonald's. 0.74

01:30:19.000 I've had whale before.

01:30:20.000 It's disgusting.

01:30:21.000 I bet it tastes like, does it taste like fat in like, you know, when you're having like a lamb chop and you have like the fat part, but the fat could be good, actually.

01:30:27.000 So it's like a whale tasted like you take a piece of roast beef, put it, soak it in vinegar, and then leave it out in the sun for a day.

01:30:35.000 That's what it tasted like.

01:30:37.000 And I was in Bergen, Norway.

01:30:38.000 Why does that even happen?

01:30:39.000 And they had a big plate of whale, and they all were like, oh, and they were shoveling it onto their plate with bread and like mayonnaise or whatever.

01:30:47.000 And they're like, you have to try it.

01:30:48.000 And I was like, you know, it's like taboo for Americans.

01:30:51.000 Like, we don't eat whale.

01:30:52.000 I'm like, but you have to.

01:30:53.000 And I was like, I'll taste it. 0.55

01:30:56.000 And it was disgusting. 0.99

01:30:58.000 We have to bomb so many countries. 0.99

01:31:00.000 This is crazy. 0.94

01:31:01.000 This is crazy.

01:31:01.000 What are these people thinking?

01:31:02.000 See, now he's turning into a neocon.

01:31:04.000 I'm going to make him a neocon ever cuisine. 1.00

01:31:05.000 This is crazy.

01:31:06.000 Oh, dude, the Greenlanders are going to get. 1.00

01:31:08.000 Have you ever seen Ethiopian food?

01:31:09.000 It comes on an easel and it's like powders.

01:31:11.000 Well, Ethiopian food is amazing.

01:31:12.000 It's extremely good.

01:31:14.000 Have you had a lot of food?

01:31:14.000 Yes.

01:31:15.000 And I'm like, when does the food come?

01:31:17.000 You just gave me different powders.

01:31:18.000 No, it's a gigantic pancake.

01:31:20.000 And they salvage lamb meat on it with amazing spices.

01:31:24.000 Decali amazing.

01:31:25.000 I had no idea they had food in Ethiopia.

01:31:27.000 I'm kidding.

01:31:27.000 It's an old Billy Crystal joke.

01:31:28.000 I do.

01:31:31.000 The famine was just like one time 30 years ago, and now no one shuts up about it.

01:31:36.000 I heard when I was a kid, they're starving.

01:31:38.000 They're not.

01:31:38.000 They have food.

01:31:39.000 Yeah, it's actually a pretty developed thing.

01:31:41.000 How come no one ever talks about Eritrea, huh?

01:31:43.000 I don't know what's going on in Eritrea.

01:31:47.000 They don't have oil, so we don't care.

01:31:49.000 Oh, so true.

01:31:50.000 Move on.

01:31:51.000 Petrodollar supremacy, baby.

01:31:51.000 Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

01:31:54.000 That's the lesson.

01:31:56.000 They enjoy a flavorful, spice-forward cuisine similar to Ethiopian food.

01:32:00.000 See, that's what I'm talking about, dude.

01:32:02.000 Pancake.

01:32:03.000 Yeah.

01:32:04.000 Oh, that actually looks kind of good now.

01:32:05.000 Sygne, spicy beef stew on injira, bold, red, and aromatic.

01:32:09.000 Oh, this is actually.

01:32:10.000 I thought we were on Greenland.

01:32:12.000 We got to try the slop on the bread.

01:32:14.000 Dude, Bourdain is like a bad thing.

01:32:14.000 It's really good.

01:32:16.000 Bourdain would be like hobbled over, shoveling his mouth.

01:32:19.000 We should learn from the Eritreans, you know? 0.97

01:32:21.000 It's like, we're good.

01:32:22.000 We're Westerners.

01:32:23.000 Have you guys ever actually gone to an Ethiopian restaurant?

01:32:24.000 You have, yes.

01:32:25.000 Yes.

01:32:26.000 And you sit down at a table and they bring you a gigantic pancake with lamb, marinated lamb on it, and everyone just rips the pancake and makes little burritos.

01:32:33.000 You have to really trust the people you're eating with.

01:32:34.000 I've done it.

01:32:35.000 And yeah, everyone has to watch the city.

01:32:37.000 You guys have to snip their fingers to make sure.

01:32:39.000 This is why I don't know.

01:32:40.000 You never know.

01:32:42.000 I don't eat anywhere where I'm like.

01:32:43.000 I didn't snip my fingers before we started.

01:32:43.000 I don't know.

01:32:44.000 Well, we weren't having trust is involved in a restaurant.

01:32:48.000 Actually, that was Ian's.

01:32:49.000 It's crazy.

01:32:50.000 My fingers are nice.

01:32:51.000 Oh, God.

01:32:52.000 All right.

01:32:55.000 I'm turning into Dick Cheney right now.

01:32:57.000 This looks great, dude.

01:32:58.000 That looks like dog food.

01:33:00.000 But he's so good.

01:33:02.000 Bro, that's what you give a dog on his birthday.

01:33:04.000 That's what you give him.

01:33:06.000 It looks like beef and broccoli.

01:33:07.000 Easy to digest.

01:33:09.000 To be fair, Chinese food also looks great.

01:33:11.000 I like how you're saying this.

01:33:11.000 Okay, look at it.

01:33:12.000 Look at British food.

01:33:14.000 It's dog food.

01:33:15.000 They eat beef wellington.

01:33:17.000 Dude, I'd rather have Ethiopian food than British food, okay?

01:33:22.000 Anti-wine pudding.

01:33:24.000 You said, look at it.

01:33:25.000 Like, beef Wellington is beautiful.

01:33:27.000 No, Hold on. 0.99

01:33:28.000 Beef Wellington is trash. 1.00

01:33:29.000 Whoa. 1.00

01:33:30.000 Really?

01:33:30.000 First experience than this?

01:33:32.000 Bro, dude, if you're going to give me a filet or ten more, just give me a diet.

01:33:36.000 I'm dying on Tom Thompson and the blood pudding is amazing.

01:33:41.000 So Ethiopian. 1.00

01:33:42.000 The British breakfast is the greatest breakfast ever.

01:33:46.000 So true.

01:33:46.000 Bro, I'm not saying that's the same thing.

01:33:48.000 You get eggs and bacon.

01:33:49.000 That's it.

01:33:50.000 British breakfast.

01:33:50.000 You get eggs.

01:33:51.000 You get tomato.

01:33:52.000 You get mushrooms.

01:33:53.000 You get beans.

01:33:54.000 You get blood pudding, get the bubbles squeak.

01:33:57.000 Nothing like being sold beans.

01:33:59.000 Okay, so that's the best breakfast.

01:34:00.000 Yeah, I'm obviously going to say Israel.

01:34:03.000 Okay, but here's what I'm going to do.

01:34:04.000 Here's the problem.

01:34:05.000 Here's the problem.

01:34:06.000 No, they have veggies and fish and like toast.

01:34:09.000 That's not food.

01:34:10.000 That's what becomes food.

01:34:12.000 Yeah, you're eating raw.

01:34:14.000 This is the problem with Jewish food.

01:34:15.000 You guys nail breakfast.

01:34:16.000 I'll give you that. 1.00

01:34:16.000 Japanese, they soup shit. 1.00

01:34:18.000 You fall apart after lunch. 1.00

01:34:19.000 You start shoveling out like ball soup.

01:34:21.000 What is this?

01:34:23.000 You're thinking of Eastern.

01:34:24.000 We're not going to get into this, but that's only one type of food.

01:34:27.000 And there is really good Middle Eastern food and Ethiopia.

01:34:30.000 They're Ethiopian Jews. 0.82

01:34:32.000 You guys eat falafel, right?

01:34:34.000 That's it.

01:34:34.000 Yes.

01:34:35.000 That's actually all we eat that in maso.

01:34:37.000 We don't eat anything else.

01:34:38.000 We actually just walk around with mask boxes.

01:34:40.000 The biggest debate is: is it called Israeli salad or Arabic salad?

01:34:44.000 Oh, I've heard that debate.

01:34:45.000 Yeah.

01:34:45.000 Because I went out to eat with someone once, and we went to a Mediterranean restaurant.

01:34:50.000 I was going to get yidos. 1.00

01:34:52.000 And I said, Can I get some Israeli salad?

01:34:54.000 And they were like, the what?

01:34:56.000 And there's like 35 countries that came block of lots.

01:34:59.000 Like, they were like, this proves you're a paid chicken.

01:35:02.000 And just for every time, I'll send you another 7K.

01:35:04.000 Yeah, every time I call it Israeli salad, I get $7,000.

01:35:08.000 That's the deal with it.

01:35:08.000 We're going to call it a UN observer salad.

01:35:11.000 I think that would be a peacekeeper salad.

01:35:13.000 Just I want to get this out to the masses.

01:35:15.000 The problem I have is theocracy with Iran. 1.00

01:35:17.000 I know it's age like that.

01:35:22.000 Israel's like the only other country on earth I can see that's like pseudo-theocracy because it's a Jewish state. 1.00

01:35:26.000 But I feel like you could culturally be Israeli because all Jews come from Israel, Jacob, and then religiously follow Judah's familial teachings and be a Jewish-Israeli.

01:35:38.000 It's a democracy, though.

01:35:40.000 Israel is. 0.81

01:35:41.000 They've got Arabs in the Knesset.

01:35:43.000 Grok is like, Israeli salad is effectively the same thing as Arabic salad.

01:35:46.000 Indeed, it's just true.

01:35:47.000 I've been saying that really, the term you use is just indicative of who you want to kill.

01:35:54.000 100%.

01:35:55.000 No, I agree with Grok.

01:35:56.000 Israel, Palestine.

01:35:57.000 It's like, you're both non-Americans. 0.99

01:35:59.000 So who cares?

01:35:59.000 Isn't it a Greek salad?

01:36:00.000 I'm calling it American salad for Grock salad.

01:36:03.000 I'm calling it American salad salad now.

01:36:06.000 It's what it is.

01:36:07.000 The Gulf of America.

01:36:09.000 When Israel starts making their own weapons and we stop giving them weapons, then they can call it Israeli salad. 0.90

01:36:13.000 Oh, you got to try it out.

01:36:14.000 Because you're now.

01:36:15.000 Deep-fried breadboard.

01:36:16.000 That looks pretty good on the left.

01:36:17.000 I think Japan has food right.

01:36:19.000 They're like, we'll just straight eat the seaweed from the water.

01:36:22.000 Japan's got awesome.

01:36:23.000 The only thing I don't like about Japan is like they've got like they've got like octopus like in live in the well alive, but they have them, they have it at the airport like covered in salt and stuff.

01:36:34.000 It's like they're still getting nuked.

01:36:35.000 Do you know what the worst, the worst food ever invented is?

01:36:39.000 It's Scandinavian.

01:36:40.000 It's the salt skulls. 0.57

01:36:41.000 Have you ever seen these skulls?

01:36:43.000 Yeah, so bro.

01:36:45.000 Okay, I want to say while you're pulling it up, the best seaweed, in my opinion, is dulce.

01:36:50.000 It's super, it tastes like jerky, beef jerky.

01:36:52.000 It's so good.

01:36:53.000 I'm not eating that.

01:36:54.000 Yeah, it's super salty seaweed.

01:36:56.000 It's great and it's leathery.

01:36:58.000 Yeah, I'm not.

01:36:58.000 Wow, there are skulls carved from salt.

01:37:00.000 That's certainly not what I was asking about.

01:37:02.000 Okay, I don't think men should be living off of fish diets that way.

01:37:07.000 Japanese men are like so dainty. 1.00

01:37:09.000 And also, like, I mean, they were horrible in World War II.

01:37:11.000 Like, the massacres in China were so aggressive, and we pretend that it doesn't.

01:37:15.000 We forget that it happens because we see Asian men, I think, as basically lesbians, you know?

01:37:20.000 But if I wanted men to fight for me, do I want them eating a bunch of sushi rolls or do I want them having steak? 0.85

01:37:26.000 Yeah, look at this.

01:37:27.000 This is a cursed object, and I don't know how they sell it and eat it without dying.

01:37:34.000 When I was in Norway, it's a Swedish thing.

01:37:36.000 It's Scandinavian.

01:37:38.000 It's black licorice caked in salt.

01:37:42.000 Like literally salt.

01:37:43.000 A lot of like black ligories. 0.78

01:37:45.000 And well, like you eat two of them and you die.

01:37:47.000 Yeah.

01:37:48.000 They're just, I keep.

01:37:49.000 Went to a candy store when I was in Norway and I saw it all and I thought it was like sugar sour.

01:37:55.000 And then my friend was like, you got to try it.

01:37:57.000 It's called a salt skull. 0.99

01:37:58.000 And I was like, shut up. 0.99

01:37:59.000 That's salt. 0.97

01:38:00.000 And I bought a bag, tried one, and said, absolutely not. 0.99

01:38:02.000 You people are monsters.

01:38:04.000 Is that for like long journeys? 0.99

01:38:05.000 They just need to.

01:38:06.000 Apparently, what I was told is when the men would go wailing, they'd get salt all over their faces from the salt water and they'd constantly taste salt.

01:38:14.000 And so they kind of normalized the taste.

01:38:16.000 So they put salt all over this and it's kind of like they're used to it.

01:38:20.000 Yep.

01:38:20.000 Oh.

01:38:21.000 Yeah, I hate black lyrics anyways. 0.97

01:38:24.000 Annise banned. 0.95

01:38:25.000 It's my least favorite licorice.

01:38:26.000 I went to Turkey.

01:38:28.000 Because it's black. 0.97

01:38:29.000 Anise.

01:38:31.000 Anise is the herb.

01:38:34.000 I went to Turkey and they have a drink called Iraqi.

01:38:37.000 It is an Anise hard liquor drink.

01:38:40.000 And I was with the Vice guys, like the executives, and they were like, Tim, you got to have Iraqi. 0.53

01:38:44.000 And I was like, what is it?

01:38:45.000 They're like, it's licorice.

01:38:46.000 I was like, oh, no.

01:38:47.000 And they're like, you have to.

01:38:48.000 And I was like, dude, I hate licorice.

01:38:50.000 And they're like, you have to.

01:38:51.000 Well, every Middle Eastern country has like a licorice tasting alcohol, right? 0.99

01:38:55.000 Like Greece has, what is it?

01:38:57.000 Wait, does Iran?

01:38:58.000 Isn't it like a military?

01:39:01.000 Does Iran have licorice flavored drinks?

01:39:03.000 We're going in Baby. 0.95

01:39:03.000 Shut them down. 0.95

01:39:04.000 We're going in.

01:39:05.000 That's it.

01:39:05.000 Enough of them.

01:39:06.000 Now you're ready.

01:39:07.000 Licorice is disgusting.

01:39:08.000 If Trump was like, we're going to ban Annis from all foods, cilantro, caraway, fennel, I'd be like, I'm in favor of invading whoever you want, Trump.

01:39:16.000 You have my total illusion.

01:39:17.000 If Trump just embargoes Mercedes in pantsuits or track suits, the Iranians would fold right away. 1.00

01:39:22.000 And Bluetooth headsets, they'd be like, we're done.

01:39:25.000 So we found out yesterday coriander and cilantro are the same plant.

01:39:28.000 Coriander is the seed.

01:39:29.000 That's what I said.

01:39:30.000 The cilantro is like the mass consequence of mass migration.

01:39:33.000 I would say probably the worst consequence of mass migration is retconning.

01:39:36.000 So you're saying he was rebranding?

01:39:38.000 Like air fryers or just convection ovens.

01:39:40.000 And we're all like, oh my God, I have an air fryer.

01:39:42.000 I'm making my sweet potato fries in my air fryers.

01:39:45.000 I'm so healthy.

01:39:46.000 I'm so healthy.

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01:41:26.000 Let's jump to your Rumble Rants and Super Chats.

01:41:30.000 Let's see what we got here.

01:41:31.000 We got not Robbie.

01:41:33.000 He says, I'm going to be a prude.

01:41:36.000 The F-bomb has been flying a lot lately, the last few episodes, that my children do hear while I have you all on in the background.

01:41:42.000 Indeed.

01:41:43.000 Indeed.

01:41:43.000 We're going to have to tell people to chill it on the swears.

01:41:46.000 And it's exactly for this reason.

01:41:48.000 When we first launched the show, I wasn't really concerned about YouTube.

01:41:51.000 I got an email and they said, I love your show.

01:41:53.000 I watch every day, but my kids are in the room when the TV's on, and I prefer if you didn't swear.

01:41:57.000 Got an email from someone who said, I'm listening to your show while driving the car.

01:41:59.000 My kids are going to school and the swearing.

01:42:01.000 I don't want them to hear it.

01:42:02.000 And I say, Fair point.

01:42:03.000 Fair point.

01:42:04.000 So we usually tell people try not to swear for that reason.

01:42:07.000 So I've noticed it comes out emphatically once in a while.

01:42:10.000 It's Ian.

01:42:10.000 No, it's my fault.

01:42:11.000 No, I would like to have a show.

01:42:12.000 I'd like to personally apologize.

01:42:13.000 I would like to apologize because I also wasn't told that before the show.

01:42:18.000 If I've been told I would have been more careful, Ian would like to start the show, dropped an F-box. 1.00

01:42:22.000 Yeah, but sometimes I'm feeling it, but sometimes it's real annoying to listen to.

01:42:25.000 I know what you mean.

01:42:26.000 It's like so redundant.

01:42:27.000 I refuse to do it.

01:42:28.000 I'm a good Southern Baptist boy.

01:42:29.000 I'm never, you're never going to catch me.

01:42:31.000 I've used power words.

01:42:32.000 I want people to be able to sit in their living room, turn their TV on, watch live, and their kids are like finishing their homework and then going off to bed and not have to be like, I have to pause this and wait till you're.

01:42:43.000 We want you to be able to watch it.

01:42:44.000 And, you know, when your kids are old enough, they can watch it with you.

01:42:47.000 That's why we talk about ovarian trends instead.

01:42:49.000 It's just the dark stuff.

01:42:52.000 All right.

01:42:53.000 Finger for life says, with all due respect, woke is a miscommunicated term.

01:42:57.000 If you read Romans 1, 28 to 32, it matches the woke mindset to a T, jaw-dropping reveal.

01:43:04.000 Who wants to pull that one up? 0.78

01:43:05.000 Romans what?

01:43:06.000 Romans 1:28 to 32.

01:43:09.000 Shane H. Wilder says, I have Verizon.

01:43:11.000 I was wondering why I didn't get any Indian scam calls today.

01:43:13.000 I'm joking, but if you manage to hit the big three networks at once, the entire economy screeches to a halt.

01:43:20.000 Romans 1:28 through 32 describes the consequences of humanity's rejection of God because people refuse to acknowledge God.

01:43:27.000 He gave them over to a debased mind to engage in actions that are contrary to his will.

01:43:32.000 Huh.

01:43:33.000 Interesting.

01:43:34.000 Spike says, Speaking of which, Nick Shirley dropped another fraud video tonight about non-emergent medical transport fraud by guess who, hint hint.

01:43:42.000 I hit up Seamus about making a cartoon called Somali Dealer No Deal.

01:43:46.000 So the idea we had the other day was a story about Somalis smuggling wads of cash in suitcases through airports.

01:43:53.000 And then I told Seamus, I was like, bro, it's dealer-no deal, but instead of hot models to a bunch of Somalis and trying to figure out which one's smuggling $700 million. 0.95

01:44:02.000 I hope he does it.

01:44:03.000 But they all look exactly the same.

01:44:05.000 Well, it's dealer-no-deal.

01:44:06.000 There's numbered cases.

01:44:07.000 And then you pick one, and then you got to, you know, you're like, I want to eliminate these three.

01:44:12.000 And then the banker calls you.

01:44:13.000 But instead, it's Somalia calls you and, you know, says, we'll cut you a deal. 0.92

01:44:17.000 Sounds like a riveting game.

01:44:18.000 We'll give you a quarter of what we stole.

01:44:20.000 No, no, no deal.

01:44:21.000 Let's keep going.

01:44:23.000 I want all of you.

01:44:24.000 We'll give you the autism money.

01:44:26.000 Yeah.

01:44:27.000 Okay, what have we here?

01:44:29.000 Spike says, our blue-haired white liberal woman could take Greenland and France in an hour. 1.00

01:44:34.000 Oh, you mean one?

01:44:36.000 Type one?

01:44:37.000 I think they said, I think they meant that just basically give them all to Greenland.

01:44:41.000 Oh, I think all of them could take it.

01:44:43.000 Probably.

01:44:44.000 Indeed.

01:44:46.000 Can we make an AI video of that?

01:44:47.000 It's just like northern Greenland and it's occupied by a bunch of obese, blue-haired liberal women. 1.00

01:44:53.000 Yeah, like setting up camp and running free. 0.91

01:44:55.000 It should be like a lepers colony, you know? 1.00

01:44:57.000 We should send people to Hawaii and let them die off there. 1.00

01:44:59.000 I'm going to have Graf make this. 0.99

01:45:01.000 Grok imagine.

01:45:03.000 Okay.

01:45:03.000 That's what they did.

01:45:04.000 Imagine a herd of fat, blue-haired, liberal women stampeding in northern Greenland. 1.00

01:45:15.000 I like this. 0.77

01:45:16.000 I like this.

01:45:16.000 Let's see if Grok can handle the heat.

01:45:19.000 I don't need to type imagine.

01:45:20.000 Why did I do that?

01:45:22.000 A herd of fat, blue-haired liberal men stampeding in northern Greenland.

01:45:26.000 Is that what you call a group of them? 0.76

01:45:27.000 A herd?

01:45:27.000 Picture them.

01:45:28.000 Yes.

01:45:29.000 A school, a school of liberty.

01:45:30.000 Well, you call a group of cows.

01:45:31.000 A herd, right?

01:45:32.000 Yeah.

01:45:34.000 I want video.

01:45:36.000 I want video.

01:45:37.000 You have to press the play button.

01:45:38.000 No, I know, but it didn't come out the way I wanted it.

01:45:41.000 They're like charging.

01:45:42.000 That's the helicopter view of a herd of morbidly obese, blue-haired liberal women stampeding in northern Greenland. 1.00

01:45:58.000 I spoke northern Glenn.

01:46:01.000 Can you put it on the screen even if it's bad?

01:46:03.000 I want to see it.

01:46:04.000 Yeah, I want to know.

01:46:06.000 Oh, my God.

01:46:06.000 Let's animate this one more.

01:46:08.000 Oh, my God. 0.93

01:46:09.000 Don't do the one with the boobs. 1.00

01:46:10.000 We have enough boobs today. 1.00

01:46:11.000 Yeah, that would just cross some wires. 0.98

01:46:13.000 Oh, actually, yeah, Grok does make naughty things.

01:46:17.000 Oh.

01:46:17.000 So we can't necessarily just show it.

01:46:20.000 I have to let it render off.

01:46:21.000 We'll grab some more Rumble Rants and Super Chats.

01:46:24.000 All right.

01:46:24.000 Mythos says the Brits conquered 25% of the world for spices and refused to use a single one.

01:46:29.000 British food is an embarrassment.

01:46:31.000 Thank you. 0.79

01:46:31.000 No, British Fruits. 0.79

01:46:32.000 For making my point.

01:46:33.000 What killed a lot of people, man.

01:46:34.000 Can't educate.

01:46:37.000 These goy them. 0.61

01:46:37.000 They don't get it. 0.61

01:46:40.000 All right.

01:46:40.000 Let's see what we got in the old super chat machine here.

01:46:44.000 Let's see what we got going on.

01:46:46.000 We got Mike says, as an EMT, I responded to a call where a man was hit by a vehicle, a vehicle mirror at five miles an hour.

01:46:54.000 He had a medium bruise on his back, and he said he was fine, so we let him go.

01:46:58.000 He died that night from internal bleeding.

01:47:00.000 Oh my gosh.

01:47:01.000 Could be a fake story, but still, if it's real.

01:47:04.000 Kai says, Gooncast IRL.

01:47:07.000 Always.

01:47:08.000 The hat and beard show says Tit's Pool IRL.

01:47:10.000 No, it's Titcast.

01:47:12.000 Titcast.

01:47:12.000 Tit Cast.

01:47:13.000 Firing up for the first time.

01:47:16.000 What an amazing Chris collab.

01:47:18.000 No name farmer says, Tim, the voters want to know: will your fennel ban include pepperoni, Italian sausage, and salami all seasoned with fennel?

01:47:25.000 Pepperoni is fine.

01:47:25.000 Italian sausage and salami, gone.

01:47:27.000 Oh, fennel.

01:47:28.000 The reality is, Italian sausage is, and so we got a problem.

01:47:33.000 But not all salami is.

01:47:35.000 Fennel salami, gone.

01:47:36.000 Fennel pepperoni, gone.

01:47:37.000 No fennel.

01:47:38.000 I would rather have Italian sausage.

01:47:40.000 No fennel.

01:47:41.000 So I have Italian dry salami with garlic and peppercorn to die for.

01:47:45.000 But I buy these packs, these three packs.

01:47:49.000 And there's like spicy chorizo, then there's like Italian dry salami and then fennel.

01:47:55.000 And I take all the fennel ones, I throw them on the ground, I stomp on them.

01:47:58.000 Oh, no, no, no.

01:47:59.000 You got to grind the fennel into powder and then put it in stuff.

01:48:02.000 It's disgusting.

01:48:03.000 You won't really taste it as much. 0.99

01:48:04.000 It's disgusting.

01:48:06.000 You get all the health benefits.

01:48:07.000 Yeah, it's medicine.

01:48:08.000 Just take a Flintstone gummy.

01:48:10.000 It knocks it all.

01:48:11.000 These advanced tactics.

01:48:12.000 I know, but I think we're good.

01:48:14.000 I think we're good.

01:48:15.000 Oh, nice.

01:48:16.000 Oh, I want to see this.

01:48:17.000 Here you go.

01:48:17.000 Oh, wow.

01:48:18.000 Not that one.

01:48:19.000 Oh.

01:48:20.000 As I imagined.

01:48:21.000 The wire's running.

01:48:22.000 There you go.

01:48:24.000 There's that annoying hum that comes along with it.

01:48:27.000 Yeah.

01:48:27.000 I think Greenland just sounds like that.

01:48:29.000 That's the Northern Lights.

01:48:30.000 Well, one of them turned them into White Walkers. 0.94

01:48:32.000 Yeah, you see this.

01:48:32.000 Really?

01:48:33.000 Oh, one's crawling.

01:48:34.000 No, we lost it all.

01:48:36.000 It's like a Nazi zombies when you like, they have a crawler. 0.76

01:48:39.000 It's kind of like that.

01:48:40.000 It's a cotton.

01:48:41.000 Let's try that.

01:48:41.000 Surge nose.

01:48:42.000 Morbidly obese, blue-haired, liberal women, zombies invading Greenland. 1.00

01:48:50.000 Do you think the morbidly obese zombie women is like an antidepressant phenomenon? 1.00

01:48:56.000 Like SSRI, just people checked out, dying their hair.

01:48:59.000 What is up with the blue-haired?

01:49:01.000 I don't understand.

01:49:01.000 It's definitely not safe for wine.

01:49:03.000 It made them all naked and disgusting. 0.97

01:49:06.000 I mean, they're zombies, so they're horrifyingly disgusting, but it made them naked too. 0.95

01:49:10.000 I didn't ask it to do that.

01:49:12.000 The boys love Rock videos.

01:49:14.000 We're going to show you all these in the uncensored portion of the show at rumble.com slash teamcast IRL.

01:49:18.000 I don't know.

01:49:19.000 I haven't seen anything.

01:49:20.000 Grock is moving like crazy.

01:49:21.000 I heard it, but honestly, I don't check comments. 0.98

01:49:24.000 Apparently, they'll just respond to your profile and say, take her picture and make her naked. 1.00

01:49:28.000 I've never seen that, but I haven't.

01:49:30.000 Don't get thanks for giving people ideas.

01:49:32.000 What do we got?

01:49:32.000 All right.

01:49:33.000 What do we got?

01:49:34.000 Clint Torres says, hottie people. 0.99

01:49:36.000 Just got to say that I love the thumbnail tonight.

01:49:38.000 I wonder why.

01:49:40.000 Good.

01:49:41.000 Let's see.

01:49:42.000 Ryan says, love the Tim with the lady chest chosen for the episode photo.

01:49:46.000 We recognize that completely.

01:49:47.000 Everyone looked at it. 0.99

01:49:48.000 Like, it looks like you have boobs, Tim. 0.99

01:49:49.000 I'm like, it's funnier that way. 0.99

01:49:50.000 It's very funny.

01:49:51.000 It's even funnier than the joke.

01:49:52.000 Biblically accurate, Tim Pool.

01:49:55.000 I like the first comment.

01:49:56.000 It was like, Tim, why have you been hiding those from us?

01:49:59.000 That's very funny.

01:50:01.000 All right, let's see.

01:50:02.000 Newbie Gamer says, phones have been down since 11 a.m. and still down now.

01:50:06.000 Having to post it on PC, is your phone still down?

01:50:09.000 Oh, it's back, but it's been in and out.

01:50:11.000 My internet was slow.

01:50:12.000 I had to just do my entire drive here with my own thoughts.

01:50:16.000 Just kidding.

01:50:17.000 No, I was like, I was able to tweet and listen to music.

01:50:20.000 My poor Uber driver listening to the history of the great molasses flood of 1919.

01:50:26.000 Awake Not Woke.

01:50:28.000 Awake Not Woke says, Tim, we love Tate in the Morning.

01:50:31.000 We've got to ask, are there any plans to return to the 10 a.m. morning show?

01:50:33.000 Keep it the great work, y'all.

01:50:35.000 I do a 10 a.m. morning show every single day and I've never stopped.

01:50:38.000 And that's at Timcast News and Timcast on Rumble.

01:50:43.000 However, there's an interesting thing going on.

01:50:46.000 We don't exactly know what's going to happen, but Dan Bon the press release for Dan Bongino, I believe they're having someone take the noon slot on Rumble.

01:50:52.000 So we don't know exactly what that's going to mean for I'll be in the Rumble cuck chair.

01:50:56.000 I think that's the plan.

01:50:57.000 The cuck chair?

01:50:58.000 Yeah, I'm getting bumped.

01:51:00.000 I'm getting mogged, actually.

01:51:02.000 Welcome back, Bongino.

01:51:02.000 Far enough.

01:51:03.000 I think this is a great thing.

01:51:04.000 Mog today, there tomorrow. 0.84

01:51:07.000 You know, it's a minor mog back for a major comeback.

01:51:11.000 I think that's what's going to happen.

01:51:12.000 Do you guys know what he's saying when he says these words?

01:51:15.000 Yeah, you know, it's called being tapped in.

01:51:19.000 I don't know.

01:51:20.000 I don't know.

01:51:21.000 You're not familiar with what goon cast IRL means?

01:51:24.000 How old are you?

01:51:24.000 No.

01:51:26.000 A lady doesn't reveal her age, but I'm obviously 22.

01:51:30.000 The joke is: if a woman gets offended, you asked her age, she's old. 0.97

01:51:34.000 No, she's older than me.

01:51:35.000 No, it's actually just more for like data, like just like trying to keep that information private.

01:51:39.000 No, no, no, no.

01:51:40.000 But like, young women are proud to say they're young. 0.98

01:51:43.000 I know.

01:51:43.000 I say my age.

01:51:44.000 I'm 32, but people often think I'm in my late 20s.

01:51:47.000 Because you don't know the Gen Z slang.

01:51:48.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:51:49.000 Yeah, I don't want to either.

01:51:51.000 That's fair.

01:51:52.000 I understand.

01:51:53.000 I kind of like it.

01:51:53.000 I just like knowing.

01:51:54.000 It's like, I got to know.

01:51:55.000 Raymond G. Stanley Jr. says, tonight's thumbnail will bring in new viewers.

01:51:59.000 Indeed, it already has.

01:52:01.000 Welcome.

01:52:02.000 Welcome, by the way.

01:52:04.000 I've been wondering what the show is all about.

01:52:05.000 Apparently, I had an invitation to show you.

01:52:07.000 It started because you made a comment about our thought.

01:52:09.000 So here's what happened.

01:52:10.000 She was like, your thumbnails, the timestamp covers the guests and you can't see them.

01:52:14.000 And then I looked and I was like, she's right.

01:52:16.000 We have the image of our guest.

01:52:18.000 How many years have you guys had the thumbnail?

01:52:20.000 And then I said to Jessica, I was like, can we flip it so that the guest is plainly visible?

01:52:20.000 Like two years now.

01:52:25.000 Because I don't care if the timestamp blocks a portion of the title.

01:52:27.000 Yes.

01:52:27.000 And then I was like, okay, we're going to make the thumbnail.

01:52:29.000 You mentioned trying to look good for the thumbnail, but it's being blocked.

01:52:32.000 And so then I took a picture for the thumbnail and I was like, I guess you want the boobs in it?

01:52:36.000 And you were like, yes. 0.99

01:52:36.000 And I said, screw it. 0.99

01:52:37.000 Just do all boobs. 1.00

01:52:39.000 And everybody laughed. 0.97

01:52:40.000 And then I was like, should I actually do that?

01:52:42.000 And then everyone agreed.

01:52:43.000 I was like, maybe not.

01:52:44.000 And then I was like, everyone says yes, Ian, just let go.

01:52:47.000 And then we can do after the show.

01:52:49.000 We can take, you ever see the thing where it's the guy's butt cheeks, but they put a bra on it. 1.00

01:52:54.000 And then like slowly, it looks like boobs can slowly zoom out. 0.99

01:52:58.000 And then you're looking at a dude's ass. 0.99

01:53:00.000 I've gotten done in with that a few times. 1.00

01:53:03.000 Miami Knights.

01:53:05.000 Aaron, I have an update from Sean.

01:53:07.000 He says, I checked eating dog is not kosher.

01:53:09.000 I guess that was a different thing.

01:53:10.000 Yeah, I said that before.

01:53:11.000 There's no way eating dog is kosher.

01:53:13.000 Yeah.

01:53:13.000 He was trying to claim that, trying to sabotage us because I don't know if you guys know, but people love us right now.

01:53:18.000 Sounds like Qatar weighed in with Sean.

01:53:18.000 Yeah.

01:53:21.000 He's for sale, apparently.

01:53:22.000 All right, let's see.

01:53:24.000 Matt says, no one has been able to answer to me why AI is the future.

01:53:30.000 What's the end game for AI?

01:53:31.000 What's the finish line?

01:53:32.000 Plug.

01:53:33.000 Okay.

01:53:34.000 What'll happen is we are already at the point where, let me start here.

01:53:40.000 Remember when I said in the future, you're gonna have Disney Creative Plus, and you're gonna say, Disney, you're gonna open the app on your TV, press a button, and say, I want to watch Spider-Man fight the Incredible Hulk, and it'll go rendering, boom, the amazing Spider-Man fighting Hulk.

01:53:52.000 We are, I was like, that's coming soon.

01:53:54.000 You know what I didn't even think about?

01:53:56.000 This is how crazy it is.

01:53:57.000 AI is already so advanced.

01:53:59.000 You can go on a ChatGPT and say, write me a new Harry Potter novel.

01:54:03.000 And it'll go, okay.

01:54:05.000 And then when you want a new page, you just say next page.

01:54:08.000 And it will literally just write out a new Harry Potter novel cloning J.K. Rowling style.

01:54:15.000 So you already have infinite books now.

01:54:17.000 Infinite books utilizing everything everyone's written through these training models.

01:54:22.000 So we don't know if it's actually going to improve upon or create new things, but it will write you a book.

01:54:27.000 We're already at the point where you can read any story you want.

01:54:30.000 We are a couple years away from making any movie you want.

01:54:33.000 The new video models they just dropped.

01:54:36.000 Crazy.

01:54:37.000 Oh, Sora?

01:54:38.000 No.

01:54:39.000 No.

01:54:39.000 It's, bro.

01:54:41.000 When Sora 2 comes out and we're like, wow, look at this.

01:54:44.000 The behind the scenes private video models are already 10 times more advanced.

01:54:48.000 They have not been released yet.

01:54:49.000 Okay.

01:54:50.000 So actually, let me pull this up because Phil sent me this.

01:54:54.000 And it's way beyond your worst nightmares or greatest dreams, I guess.

01:54:59.000 Let me see if I can.

01:55:00.000 The future is yours.

01:55:02.000 Here you go.

01:55:02.000 Check this out.

01:55:03.000 Look at this.

01:55:13.000 Now you're going to get scammed by some Indian dude pretending to be Millie Bobby Brown. 1.00

01:55:17.000 That's already happening.

01:55:18.000 Like all these guys that message women on OF, they're just talking to some dude in the Philippines.

01:55:24.000 If you can impersonate Millie Bobby Brown, look at this.

01:55:25.000 Drake isn't good at this good.

01:55:26.000 Drake isn't true.

01:55:27.000 Watch.

01:55:32.000 Oh my God.

01:55:33.000 Am I still your only one?

01:55:36.000 Yeah, sure.

01:55:38.000 Some of you are probably thinking, yeah, close-up shots are fine.

01:55:42.000 We've seen that before.

01:55:44.000 But what about the wide ones?

01:55:48.000 Well, it may have some limits.

01:55:51.000 There's not incredible.

01:55:53.000 Hollywood's over.

01:55:55.000 Completely over.

01:55:56.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:55:57.000 Well, just like the first one.

01:55:58.000 It's kind of crazy that with just 16 gigs of VRAM, you can already generate like a 15-second HD video.

01:56:04.000 Yeah, it's not perfect, but look at the motion and the lip sync.

01:56:06.000 It's actually really well done.

01:56:08.000 I love that they just do that to each other.

01:56:10.000 It's so cool.

01:56:10.000 By the way, I love you.

01:56:13.000 So, is it any good?

01:56:16.000 OnlyFans is over, dude.

01:56:19.000 Oh, my gosh. 0.98

01:56:20.000 AI porn's so messed up here. 0.98

01:56:22.000 Look at this. 0.95

01:56:27.000 It's like Persona, dude.

01:56:28.000 Speaking of games, dude, it's over.

01:56:31.000 You know what you need to power all that AI?

01:56:34.000 Water.

01:56:35.000 I just did.

01:56:35.000 I'm doing a nanotech documentary.

01:56:37.000 Aaron, I'm doing this nanotech documentary from a single frame that they did.

01:56:42.000 This power generation.

01:56:43.000 So this company, Iron Lattice, is working on putting the memory in the processor.

01:56:48.000 So it's one unit.

01:56:49.000 You don't have a bus anymore.

01:56:50.000 So it's 10,000 times.

01:56:51.000 I'm sorry.

01:56:52.000 Let me get this right.

01:56:53.000 It's projected to be 10 million times faster than regular competition.

01:56:56.000 It requires a million times less electricity.

01:56:59.000 You know what?

01:57:00.000 All these places need cooling.

01:57:01.000 You know, a very cool place where we can have the servers.

01:57:05.000 Greenland.

01:57:06.000 But look at this.

01:57:07.000 Look at that.

01:57:07.000 You don't need the cooling license.

01:57:08.000 Check this out.

01:57:10.000 They took establishing shots.

01:57:12.000 So they do this in filmmaking where they'll take pictures of what they want a scene to look like.

01:57:18.000 You load it up and said, make the movie.

01:57:20.000 Apologize.

01:57:22.000 Yeah, this tech I brought up is no joke.

01:57:24.000 It's almost ending the graphics card industry.

01:57:27.000 I shouldn't even ask for it.

01:57:30.000 You owe me.

01:57:31.000 No, I just think you're a little bit overreacting.

01:57:38.000 Am I?

01:57:40.000 Babe, come on, stop. 1.00

01:57:41.000 Look at the road, please.

01:57:43.000 You can still see this weirdness with the mouth.

01:57:46.000 Well, it's obviously AI.

01:57:46.000 It's an Asian woman driving.

01:57:48.000 There's no far in Asian. 1.00

01:57:49.000 It hasn't been an accident yet.

01:57:52.000 Please watch the road.

01:57:53.000 Look, I think that's a good thing.

01:57:57.000 Society kind of starts to act like the famous actors of the day. 0.76

01:58:01.000 And if we just let AI make shitty acting, pardon my language, it's getting late at night. 0.93

01:58:05.000 That means I'm going to say shitty more often. 0.98

01:58:07.000 Jeez, dude. 0.97

01:58:08.000 Look at this.

01:58:08.000 This is really bad acting.

01:58:09.000 Dude, video games are all.

01:58:12.000 How do you explain that to someone if you're not an actor?

01:58:14.000 Like, you got to show them what's good.

01:58:16.000 This is the end game.

01:58:17.000 The end game is you saying, generate me a video game where you play a female spy sci-fi with a laser gun. 1.00

01:58:24.000 And it's going to render GTA 7 in 20 minutes.

01:58:27.000 That's the end game.

01:58:29.000 The reason I mentioned that to you is because right now, music is like the singers in all the AI videos and stuff.

01:58:36.000 Like, it's instinctive from the music's pretty good.

01:58:39.000 And so, like, that's coming to visuals.

01:58:42.000 Well, I've just worked on doing like a five-minute movie with Sora.

01:58:46.000 I spent, you know, 20 hours editing and creating it.

01:58:50.000 It's just a lot of the acting's garbage relative to what we can do as humans.

01:58:53.000 Sora is behind this.

01:58:56.000 That's the point.

01:58:57.000 You are using a publicly released, cheap tool.

01:59:00.000 You can spend, actually, what is it, like a couple bucks a month or some cheap amount.

01:59:05.000 We're looking at previews of private behind-the-scene unreleased stuff.

01:59:09.000 What Chat GPT's video capabilities are already has dramatically surpassed what you have access to.

01:59:16.000 Hollywood studios already have access to like 10 times the power that you do.

01:59:21.000 If you can, like you're like this, if I could do that, like and you can record my literally cover and then you can put that into the AI guy it's making you the recording you made of yourself for Sora 2.

01:59:32.000 Anyone can now use their own video reference to be you.

01:59:36.000 But just for the acting, you got to implement it.

01:59:37.000 No, it's to put your personality on the AI guy that it's making of you.

01:59:42.000 No, someone will act.

01:59:43.000 Yeah.

01:59:44.000 Right now.

01:59:44.000 And in a year, it won't matter.

01:59:46.000 The crazy thing is, right now, you put yourself in, someone could make a video of you doing something bad.

01:59:51.000 Yeah.

01:59:52.000 You look at like, they do motion capture and stuff like that for animation and stuff.

01:59:56.000 This is the same principle.

01:59:58.000 And so it doesn't matter if the person's a great actor or not.

02:00:01.000 They'll just have to go ahead and do the motion capture.

02:00:04.000 And then the AI will fill in.

02:00:05.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

02:00:06.000 Let's grab some more creative.

02:00:07.000 Let's grab some more super chats while we still have a couple minutes left.

02:00:09.000 Chief Corey Anderson says, I do whatever the woman with the nice pillows says. 1.00

02:00:16.000 Support Israel. 0.99

02:00:19.000 Benjan says, damn, she got them heavies. 0.99

02:00:25.000 Chief Corey says, anytime, Aaron, do you work with Mike Lindell? 0.99

02:00:29.000 Because those pillows are fantastic.

02:00:32.000 That would have been such a good My Pillow ad.

02:00:35.000 Use discount code POSO.

02:00:38.000 No, Code Tim.

02:00:39.000 Do you have Code Tim?

02:00:40.000 Yes.

02:00:40.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

02:00:41.000 Code Tim then.

02:00:42.000 But you can see how Jack is so ubiquitous with that promo code everybody knows.

02:00:46.000 So smart, yeah.

02:00:47.000 Yeah.

02:00:47.000 Code Pozo.

02:00:48.000 He's probably like swimming in money just from Code Pozo.

02:00:52.000 He like goes home.

02:00:52.000 He has a vault like Scrooge McDuck.

02:00:54.000 This is an ad I should suggest to Mike Lindell.

02:00:57.000 You should definitely do that. 0.99

02:00:58.000 It's just your boobs. 1.00

02:01:01.000 There are some people who are angry on Twitter about the cover, and I just want to say humor is not for everyone. 0.97

02:01:06.000 Well, we have a serious post right now.

02:01:08.000 And I'm more than just a brain.

02:01:10.000 We have a serious post here.

02:01:11.000 Dylan Brown says, longtime fan, my father took his last breath tonight.

02:01:15.000 I am working in Berlin, but was lucky enough to be on the phone when he took his last breath.

02:01:19.000 A shout out to Steven Brown would mean a lot.

02:01:22.000 He was a light in a dark world.

02:01:24.000 Shout out, Stephen Brown.

02:01:25.000 You have a good son.

02:01:28.000 And sorry for your loss, brother.

02:01:30.000 Thank you, Stephen.

02:01:31.000 Be at peace on the way over.

02:01:34.000 Let's see.

02:01:35.000 Scribly Bear says, it seems as though Verizon's service has gone down multiple times in the last two or three years.

02:01:40.000 Maybe they're just too cheap to update their towers, and everyone is blaming it on terrorism.

02:01:43.000 I don't think it's towered, but maybe.

02:01:46.000 Really lucky timing.

02:01:46.000 Maybe.

02:01:47.000 What did someone say?

02:01:48.000 Timcast IRL?

02:01:50.000 TitsCast IRL, indeed, indeed.

02:01:52.000 All right, my friends, we're going to go to the uncensored portion of the show so we can show you zombie, morbidly obese liberal women invading Greenland. 1.00

02:01:58.000 You can follow me on X and Instagram at Timcast.

02:02:00.000 The show will be live at rumble.com/slash Timcast IRL.

02:02:03.000 Head over there and subscribe.

02:02:05.000 You don't want to miss it.

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02:02:07.000 Aaron, do you want to shout anything out?

02:02:09.000 Yes, you could follow me on Instagram or Twitter at Aaron Wexler.

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02:04:42.000 You've been warned.

02:04:43.000 I want you to know a joke I want to make, but I respect you too much.

02:04:45.000 I wouldn't make it on air because it's at your expense.

02:04:48.000 I never do that.

02:04:49.000 Yeah.

02:04:49.000 Are we live?

02:04:50.000 Right now.

02:04:51.000 Are we really?

02:04:52.000 Yeah.

02:04:52.000 Should I not?

02:04:54.000 Are you going to call me gay or something? 0.94

02:04:54.000 All right. 0.94

02:04:56.000 No.

02:04:57.000 Are we actually like in the members?

02:04:57.000 I didn't realize.

02:04:59.000 Yeah, okay.

02:05:00.000 They're staring at you.

02:05:00.000 Everybody's watching.

02:05:01.000 I was just going to make ah, never mind.

02:05:03.000 I'll just say it later.

02:05:04.000 Off the air?

02:05:05.000 Yeah, I'll just tell you.

02:05:06.000 All right.

02:05:07.000 It's just a funny.

02:05:08.000 Not all jokes are meant to be public.

02:05:10.000 To be public, yeah, okay.

02:05:11.000 Like, I had the best joke of all time.

02:05:14.000 I had the best joke of all time when the news about Elon and Ashley's baby came out.

02:05:14.000 I'll say this.

02:05:19.000 And I didn't do it because out of respect for knowing people.

02:05:22.000 And I was like, this isn't the time.

02:05:23.000 You know them both.

02:05:24.000 I knew Ashley.

02:05:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:05:25.000 I know Ashley.

02:05:26.000 She's a friend of mine.

02:05:27.000 I'm not going to.

02:05:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:05:29.000 But at the time, I really wanted.

02:05:31.000 So it wasn't the time to make that joke, but I wanted to tweet this and no one did.

02:05:35.000 Talk about Raw doging it. 0.99

02:05:37.000 About what?

02:05:38.000 They had a baby together.

02:05:39.000 Oh, Ra dog.

02:05:40.000 Talk about Raw dojing it.

02:05:41.000 No, but at the time, it was right when Doge was happening and no one tweeted it.

02:05:45.000 And it was such an obvious joke.

02:05:46.000 I'm like, how has no one made this joke?

02:05:49.000 You know?

02:05:49.000 Sometimes you just have to.

02:05:50.000 Anyway, here's a video of fat liberal zombie women invading Greenland. 1.00

02:05:58.000 You good? 0.99

02:06:01.000 Yeah, that's it.

02:06:02.000 Now I want to watch more of Beyond the Ice Wall.

02:06:05.000 I didn't realize we were like, I don't know.

02:06:07.000 The responses to your post.

02:06:09.000 The liberals. 0.97

02:06:10.000 They're so mad.

02:06:12.000 The liberals on the YouTube or on my tweet.

02:06:14.000 Your tweet, what is this?

02:06:16.000 Did you just dust off your Cheeto fingers on me?

02:06:22.000 I would never share Ethiopian food with you. 0.97

02:06:24.000 I just want to be clear.

02:06:26.000 That's like.

02:06:28.000 That's called a callback.

02:06:30.000 Okay, so this is the annoying thing.

02:06:33.000 Krasenstein is like, if he had internal bleeding in his torso, then why was he released from the hospital?

02:06:38.000 It's just like retardation is liberalism. 1.00

02:06:42.000 So I've already explained our buddy Mike.

02:06:44.000 I'm Mike.

02:06:45.000 Mark, Mark and Callum were both in a severe car accident and injured.

02:06:50.000 Mark was vomiting blood, had a brain bleed, and they discharged him from the hospital.

02:06:54.000 So if he had internal bleeding, why did they release him? 1.00

02:06:57.000 Ask a fucking doctor, you retard. 1.00

02:06:57.000 I don't know. 1.00

02:06:59.000 Who was that famous actress who had the ski incident? 1.00

02:07:02.000 And then...

02:07:03.000 Mark Ruffalo.

02:07:04.000 No.

02:07:06.000 If only.

02:07:07.000 No, it was Jeremy Rex. 0.99

02:07:09.000 I fucking hate Mark Ruffalo. 1.00

02:07:10.000 Do you see him with that fucking gay ass, like, be good pen? 1.00

02:07:14.000 I'm gay. 1.00

02:07:14.000 That dude's retarded. 1.00

02:07:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:07:16.000 He's actually like one of the worst. 0.66

02:07:17.000 He's like a Greta Tunberg fangirl simp.

02:07:20.000 But no, Natasha, what is this?

02:07:24.000 Dude, the way Ruffalo is.

02:07:25.000 I feel like.

02:07:27.000 Is this like a hostage?

02:07:29.000 What is this for?

02:07:29.000 It's for girls.

02:07:30.000 It's going to be AI.

02:07:31.000 Oh, no.

02:07:31.000 What are you telling Grok?

02:07:34.000 Oh, God.

02:07:35.000 You're done.

02:07:38.000 I'm already making you the angry, screaming bird and me the stoic calm bird.

02:07:42.000 That's so true. 0.98

02:07:43.000 You're the dog.

02:07:44.000 You're the dog, and Grok is the hot car you're trapped inside of.

02:07:47.000 You know the meme?

02:07:48.000 It's like, it's too late.

02:07:49.000 I've already depicted you as the shouting, angry bird, and myself as the calm, stoic bird.

02:07:53.000 No.

02:07:53.000 You've never seen that meme?

02:07:54.000 That's surprising.

02:07:56.000 I'm very good at it.

02:07:56.000 I'm not going to be chilling at the angry bird.

02:07:58.000 Tell me, I'm going to make her flat-chested. 1.00

02:08:00.000 Can you imagine?

02:08:01.000 I would wonder what that looks like. 0.98

02:08:04.000 I just want to say that being in Florida, I'm the only woman, at least in my building, in my general neighborhood, that has real lips, real boobs, and a real, and a real butt. 0.91

02:08:12.000 I appreciate that you don't like over push the hotness and you're just like, actually, you are like an intelligent person. 0.87

02:08:18.000 Oh, thank you.

02:08:19.000 I thought you were going to say that's so offensive.

02:08:21.000 He's saying he likes me for my voice.

02:08:23.000 You balance it pretty good.

02:08:25.000 Thank you.

02:08:26.000 Well, you know, I was very awkward and ugly until I was like 17 years old.

02:08:30.000 I was a very late bloomer.

02:08:32.000 Oh, you're like, I like that movie where the girl's actually hot, but then she takes her glasses off. 1.00

02:08:35.000 Yeah, she's like, no, she was hot the whole time. 1.00

02:08:37.000 She did get LASIK also, which helped.

02:08:38.000 No, but that was a few years ago.

02:08:39.000 I was a bad idea.

02:08:40.000 No, it was the best thing.

02:08:41.000 No, my prescription was so strong.

02:08:43.000 It was negative thoughts.

02:08:44.000 No.

02:08:46.000 I really thought we might have a civil war.

02:08:48.000 It was before the last election.

02:08:49.000 I'm like, if they're going to steal it again, what am I going to do?

02:08:52.000 Run around the civil war with like a stack of contact lens boxes?

02:08:55.000 Like, I'm just going to run around like this.

02:08:56.000 Like, that's crazy.

02:08:57.000 What should I have Grok make you do?

02:08:57.000 No.

02:09:01.000 I think you should ask the audience.

02:09:03.000 No, I don't think we should ask the audience.

02:09:08.000 Like I said, I think you should make Grock have her flat chested. 1.00

02:09:10.000 The Cheeto smell is so funny.

02:09:14.000 The Cheetos are so pungent.

02:09:16.000 Dude.

02:09:17.000 It's even closer to you.

02:09:18.000 When we weren't here, he like dusted.

02:09:20.000 Wait, no, stop.

02:09:21.000 It auto-corrected boots.

02:09:21.000 Oh, my God.

02:09:22.000 You got to test your Cheeto dust, too.

02:09:24.000 That's a big problem.

02:09:24.000 I think there's like palates in that or something.

02:09:27.000 I got to look into it.

02:09:27.000 I don't know.

02:09:28.000 Okay, skiing, makers ski.

02:09:30.000 I thought that you were going to answer or pick something.

02:09:32.000 Yeah, do something.

02:09:32.000 I don't know.

02:09:33.000 I don't know.

02:09:34.000 What's weird?

02:09:34.000 I'm so burnt out on like making my guy do something.

02:09:37.000 I'm like making my guy do stuff.

02:09:38.000 I don't want to be grokked. 1.00

02:09:40.000 Oh, it's too late.

02:09:41.000 I've already known he's doing that.

02:09:42.000 You've already been groked.

02:09:43.000 You don't want to be groked.

02:09:44.000 He didn't mention that he completed the task.

02:09:47.000 It's too late.

02:09:48.000 I've already depicted.

02:09:51.000 No, we're not.

02:09:51.000 I was going to say we're friends.

02:09:52.000 Tim never likes my tweets.

02:09:53.000 We're not friends.

02:09:54.000 It didn't work.

02:09:56.000 It didn't do anything.

02:09:56.000 It just made me feel like he likes stuff.

02:09:58.000 He just doesn't let you know sometimes.

02:09:59.000 Yeah, I don't understand.

02:10:00.000 It didn't work.

02:10:01.000 The only time we've interacted is I dissed Star Trek once, and Tim was like, How dare you?

02:10:06.000 That was like our only Twitter interaction.

02:10:08.000 I have Star Trek on JV Star Wars.

02:10:10.000 Isn't that what it is?

02:10:11.000 It's like, we already have Star Wars.

02:10:12.000 What are you going to start with?

02:10:13.000 Yeah, it was a post that was unrelated to Star Trek, but I like involved, whatever.

02:10:16.000 It was a Star Trek reference.

02:10:18.000 Yeah, Star Trek's pretty popular around this table.

02:10:21.000 At least the second Next Generation.

02:10:24.000 I thought that one was okay.

02:10:25.000 Is this Star Trek?

02:10:26.000 Yeah, that's Spock.

02:10:27.000 Live longer.

02:10:27.000 That's great.

02:10:28.000 You know where it comes from?

02:10:29.000 Doctor's Pocket.

02:10:30.000 Judaism.

02:10:31.000 Really?

02:10:31.000 It was a Jewish actor.

02:10:33.000 I don't know if it was the one who played Spock.

02:10:34.000 I forget.

02:10:35.000 Leonard Nimoy.

02:10:36.000 Yeah, that's obviously Jewish. 0.56

02:10:39.000 And this is what we actually do for the Cohen's blessing.

02:10:42.000 So you know the last name Cohen is a very common Jewish last name.

02:10:45.000 It's because it's the priests.

02:10:46.000 Yeah, it was a sect of priests that kind of took power in Judaism and around power.

02:10:51.000 Like God said, like the Cohens are going to be like the Koheni, like the Cohens will be the priests of the temple. 0.98

02:10:56.000 And so this, and we still do this today, where there was a Cohen's blessing, like a priestly blessing that we receive throughout the year at like different moments and like high holidays.

02:11:06.000 And they do it with their hands like this.

02:11:09.000 And so that's where they got the idea.

02:11:10.000 But now it looks so weird because you just think of it.

02:11:13.000 And what a fall off for Cohens.

02:11:15.000 Now they're just like in law generally.

02:11:17.000 Yeah.

02:11:18.000 I don't know.

02:11:19.000 It's like, no, no, they still have like, it's not like the caste system with Indians where it really means a lot, but it is kind of a big deal where if you're religious in any way, being a Cohen actually does mean something. 0.54

02:11:30.000 Like you get like, you get certain privileges and stuff like that.

02:11:32.000 It's like a battle piece.

02:11:33.000 It's the conspiracy theory is that they, it was like a forceful revolution within the church at the time.

02:11:39.000 And they stopped doing vegetable sacrifice and started doing blood sacrifice.

02:11:43.000 And they don't know why, but they think that those priests, I think maybe they like meat.

02:11:46.000 And they're like, well, just tell them to bring me.

02:11:47.000 What do you mean about the church and vegetable sacrifice?

02:11:49.000 They used to bring vegetables and sacrifice those to God, but then at some point there was the same woman. 0.98

02:11:54.000 There was a change in that they started sacrificing meat instead where they would like cut the blood over the people and then keep because they would keep the sacrifice the priests would.

02:12:02.000 So they were like keeping whatever they were given.

02:12:04.000 You can make it sex. 0.99

02:12:04.000 You can make them have sex. 0.99

02:12:06.000 Like Grok actually has a sex. 1.00

02:12:08.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:12:08.000 Spicy. 0.99

02:12:09.000 Like I feel molested.

02:12:11.000 Watch these. 0.77

02:12:12.000 We're cooked.

02:12:13.000 I don't want to see this.

02:12:15.000 Ew.

02:12:16.000 I think it's nice.

02:12:16.000 It's kind of too late.

02:12:18.000 I feel like that video wasn't ending this after.

02:12:20.000 Jesus. 1.00

02:12:21.000 Gwok, can you please make the fat ladies have sex, please? 1.00

02:12:26.000 I didn't know what spicy was at first. 0.99

02:12:29.000 And so I was like, make it an image of Elon Musk in cyberpunk style.

02:12:35.000 And then it made the photo.

02:12:37.000 And then I was like, I can make it a video.

02:12:38.000 And it said fun, normal, or spicy.

02:12:40.000 I'm like, spicy.

02:12:41.000 And then it's him ripping his shirt off.

02:12:42.000 And he's like, okay.

02:12:44.000 I was like, okay, ladies.

02:12:45.000 Now I get it.

02:12:46.000 Jeez.

02:12:47.000 That's kind of powerful.

02:12:49.000 That's kind of powerful.

02:12:50.000 How deep can this go?

02:12:51.000 I got to mess with Roma while you're doing that. 1.00

02:12:53.000 This is Minnesota right now. 0.98

02:12:55.000 Is that what fat people look like? 0.94

02:12:59.000 This is grim. 0.97

02:13:00.000 Look at this. 0.97

02:13:00.000 Oh, look at boobs out. 0.97

02:13:02.000 I wouldn't know. 0.96

02:13:03.000 Skinny person.

02:13:03.000 This is happening in France all the time.

02:13:05.000 Let's do this.

02:13:05.000 Wait, put them on Manjaro and let's see what they look like.

02:13:08.000 Wait, hold on.

02:13:09.000 It's just like flapping.

02:13:10.000 Can we give them?

02:13:11.000 Yeah, they'll be skinny with slappy skin. 0.95

02:13:13.000 Can we give them ladies? 1.00

02:13:16.000 Swinging around.

02:13:16.000 Give them eating disorders.

02:13:18.000 They can fly.

02:13:20.000 Oh, God.

02:13:21.000 You think they could be swept up in a strong wind?

02:13:23.000 This is currently what's happening in Minnesota right now.

02:13:25.000 This is powerful.

02:13:26.000 What is that one?

02:13:27.000 This is the second one's notable.

02:13:29.000 I'm going to tell my kids this was Minnesota because that's actually more realistic.

02:13:36.000 That girl's going spread eagle right there. 1.00

02:13:38.000 Oh.

02:13:39.000 Is that what that's called when the arms are out?

02:13:40.000 It's no Jesus Christ pose.

02:13:42.000 She's in Jesus Christ's pose.

02:13:43.000 T-foo bingoing. 0.99

02:13:45.000 Bingo.

02:13:47.000 I got bingo.

02:13:49.000 Flapping around under here.

02:13:50.000 It's like a saloon door.

02:13:52.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

02:13:54.000 I hate this.

02:13:55.000 This is Minnesota right now.

02:13:56.000 This is true.

02:13:59.000 We need to bring back heroin chic. 0.98

02:14:01.000 Wait, wait, wait.

02:14:01.000 Okay.

02:14:02.000 Heroin chic was so good for us.

02:14:04.000 The economy was thriving.

02:14:05.000 Crime was down.

02:14:07.000 Yeah, I totally agree.

02:14:08.000 Welfare State was getting under control.

02:14:10.000 It's inspirational again.

02:14:12.000 Like, people should aspire to be like the people they see on their streets.

02:14:16.000 Like, I feel molested when I walk by Victoria's Secret now.

02:14:19.000 Yeah.

02:14:19.000 Because it's like, and I'm not saying I'm a looker, but I'm just saying, like, come on, create some standards.

02:14:23.000 If these are, you know, the pinnacle of beauty.

02:14:26.000 What are we doing?

02:14:27.000 You feel like it's getting into your brain and like.

02:14:29.000 Yeah, I feel taken advantage of.

02:14:32.000 And I'm not crazy.

02:14:33.000 Everyone in the audience is going to agree.

02:14:35.000 I'm correct.

02:14:36.000 I'm objectively correct.

02:14:38.000 When I think about what's going on in Minnesota, I see this image.

02:14:41.000 Dude, those are the juggernaut builds, dude.

02:14:43.000 I just got to be careful. 0.99

02:14:45.000 This lady's got six boobs. 1.00

02:14:47.000 Yeah, you don't even need the car to run them over. 1.00

02:14:48.000 You just trample them.

02:14:50.000 Look at these.

02:14:51.000 I mean, I would be petrified in this situation.

02:14:55.000 They'll barbecue you like it's Haiti. 1.00

02:14:59.000 I mean, one misstep, and then you're dead.

02:15:02.000 They have like night armor.

02:15:04.000 Can I tell you?

02:15:05.000 Okay, I have a suggestion.

02:15:07.000 I think we should make a policy that clothing companies are not allowed to make like the XXL sizes.

02:15:13.000 And I think we should shame the morbidly obese people that they have to sew and knit their own clothing that it forces them to lose weight.

02:15:21.000 Because you know what?

02:15:22.000 There were no fat people in Auschwitz.

02:15:25.000 So true.

02:15:25.000 Okay.

02:15:26.000 If you wanted to lose the weight, you could.

02:15:29.000 None of the hostages came back fatter.

02:15:31.000 XXL.

02:15:32.000 Just stop eating and you'll lose weight.

02:15:36.000 So I think if we, it's actually a kindness.

02:15:38.000 There's a, I'd rather be kind than nice.

02:15:40.000 It's not nice, but it's kind to force someone to have to stitch together their own clothing and to not be able to walk into a Lululemon where I'm subsidizing your leggings because I get size small and you're getting XXXL and it takes more fabric and I'm paying for your fat.

02:15:55.000 It starts with the XXL and then you get safe injection sites.

02:15:58.000 That's like the same line thing.

02:16:00.000 You gotta challenge.

02:16:01.000 They're doing it for profit.

02:16:02.000 If there's fatties out there, they're gonna sell fatty clothes. 1.00

02:16:06.000 That's why we have because they charge the same amount for XXLs they do for small, even though it's more.

02:16:11.000 We gotta go to welcome.

02:16:13.000 We gotta go to callers and we're gonna start with Nardito82.

02:16:16.000 What's up?

02:16:17.000 What up, man?

02:16:20.000 You might be muted.

02:16:21.000 Oh, no.

02:16:22.000 Yeah.

02:16:23.000 How y'all doing?

02:16:24.000 Doing spectacular, dude.

02:16:24.000 Hi.

02:16:26.000 Whoa.

02:16:27.000 Yeah, Marjorie.

02:16:28.000 Ian, glad you're back.

02:16:29.000 My daughter, she got rear-ended, so I know what you're going through.

02:16:34.000 My question for the panel is the we've all talked about the filibuster.

02:16:43.000 And if the Democrats get back in power, how they want to remove the filibuster and push their agenda through.

02:16:50.000 But lately, I've had this thought that the Democrats don't want to pull the trigger because of what happened with Obamacare when they had full control and they forced something on the American people.

02:17:02.000 Do you believe that the Democrats want the Republicans to do it so that way they can just say, oh, we're just doing what the Republicans are doing or not?

02:17:10.000 No, they're going to do it anyway.

02:17:12.000 They don't care if the Republicans do it or don't.

02:17:16.000 Yeah, I think that they'll do it when they get back into a position where they can.

02:17:22.000 I don't know enough.

02:17:23.000 I don't even know if I understood the question.

02:17:25.000 I'm so sorry.

02:17:26.000 The Democrats want Republicans to do the filibuster so that when they get in power, they say, well, Republicans don't do it.

02:17:31.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

02:17:32.000 But no, because they're going to do it regardless.

02:17:34.000 If Republicans don't do it, Democrats win.

02:17:37.000 It does feel like the United States is on a thread right now.

02:17:39.000 We need a legit government that wants to maintain the Republic.

02:17:42.000 I just absolutely love the retards who are like, there's no civil war. 1.00

02:17:45.000 All over Reddit right now.

02:17:47.000 There's insane amounts of posts about a civil war coming, and all of the comments are like, the economy is too good for a civil war.

02:17:53.000 Whenever there's a civil war, the economy is bad.

02:17:55.000 And I'm like, did you Google it? 0.79

02:17:57.000 Because when you Google it, you'll find out that's just fucking not true in two seconds.

02:18:00.000 In the American Civil War, the economy was great. 0.93

02:18:02.000 We fought for ideological reasons.

02:18:05.000 It's happening.

02:18:06.000 Okay.

02:18:07.000 The liberals don't care what's true.

02:18:09.000 They're just whatever Trump is, they're against.

02:18:11.000 Trump says, I want to buy green land. 0.82

02:18:12.000 Oh, you're evil now.

02:18:13.000 I'm like, what?

02:18:15.000 Yeah.

02:18:17.000 So true.

02:18:17.000 So was your question?

02:18:19.000 What was it exactly?

02:18:20.000 You wondered if we thought they would try to get the Republicans to give up the filibuster or if it would be a good idea.

02:18:27.000 Right.

02:18:29.000 Because when Obamacare passed in 2010, between 2010 and 16, they lost 1,500 seats nationwide.

02:18:29.000 Right.

02:18:39.000 So it was just, well, we want it done, but we don't want to be the ones to do it because we don't want to take that risk again.

02:18:48.000 Yeah.

02:18:49.000 Let's put the pressure on the Republicans to do it.

02:18:52.000 I don't think that.

02:18:53.000 See, I think that the reason that the reason that the Democrats lost all those seats and stuff was because Obamacare was largely unpopular.

02:19:01.000 It wasn't because of the method they used to pass it.

02:19:04.000 So I don't think that if they blow up the filibuster, I don't think if they blow up the filibuster, it's automatically that they're going to lose.

02:19:16.000 It depends on what they pass.

02:19:19.000 Sorry, they're just make it spicy.

02:19:25.000 Make it spicy.

02:19:27.000 Please. 0.93

02:19:28.000 I said, a horde of blue-haired, morbidly obese liberal women rioting in Minneapolis and eating ice agents. 1.00

02:19:34.000 Please make it spicy at particular days. 0.71

02:19:37.000 Look at this particular day.

02:19:39.000 The Maltoff. 0.94

02:19:42.000 The ice agents are tiny.

02:19:44.000 Why are they so small?

02:19:47.000 It's like the Lilliputins.

02:19:49.000 They're Guatemalans.

02:19:53.000 Make it spicy.

02:19:55.000 Please make it.

02:19:56.000 Please make it spicy.

02:19:56.000 You want me to make this one?

02:19:57.000 I have very particular.

02:19:59.000 Oh, dude, it's brutal. 0.98

02:20:00.000 Disgusting. 0.87

02:20:01.000 Eating the ice agents. 0.99

02:20:06.000 Oh, my God.

02:20:06.000 Does it show them like ripping their skin off with their teeth and blood and all that?

02:20:10.000 Yeah.

02:20:10.000 Yeah, dude.

02:20:13.000 It's like they're at Popeyes.

02:20:15.000 Dang. 1.00

02:20:17.000 What the fuck is this? 1.00

02:20:19.000 We're swirling the drain. 1.00

02:20:20.000 Oh, man.

02:20:21.000 Look at this one.

02:20:21.000 Ryar's legs backwards.

02:20:23.000 Is that a felony?

02:20:25.000 Look at this lady. 1.00

02:20:26.000 It's like a weird mix.

02:20:28.000 Oh, my God.

02:20:30.000 Eating the ice agents.

02:20:32.000 Isn't it funny?

02:20:33.000 Minneapolis.

02:20:35.000 Yeah.

02:20:37.000 Let's make that one a video.

02:20:38.000 Anyway, you were talking about something that was more important.

02:20:41.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:20:42.000 Oh, no, that's nothing more important than liberal, blue-haired, fat women eating the ice agents. 1.00

02:20:48.000 So it's an issue of our time. 0.96

02:20:51.000 It's community.

02:20:52.000 It's important.

02:20:53.000 What we're doing right now is learning things together.

02:20:56.000 We're trying to save the West right now.

02:20:58.000 Look at how Minneapolis has a big sign that says Minneapolis.

02:21:02.000 Literally.

02:21:02.000 You didn't see the Somalis.

02:21:05.000 Should I make them eating Somalis? 1.00

02:21:07.000 Please.

02:21:08.000 Yes. 1.00

02:21:09.000 Fat white women eating Somalis. 1.00

02:21:12.000 That's a thing. 0.98

02:21:13.000 But yeah, like we were saying, I don't think, I think that it all depends on the policy that gets passed, not about the actual filibuster itself.

02:21:21.000 Average person doesn't care about how the sausage is made, and the filibuster is just one more thing in Washington that people don't really care about unless there's a bill that passes that affects their life.

02:21:35.000 Anything you want to follow?

02:21:37.000 Jesus Christ. 0.94

02:21:40.000 A horde of morbidly obese blue-haired liberal women riding in Minneapolis and running from hungry Somalis. 1.00

02:21:46.000 Gosh, this is lore accurate, by the way.

02:21:48.000 Look at this one. 0.96

02:21:49.000 I just don't like looking at fat women, so I'm just not looking at fat women. 1.00

02:21:52.000 Oh man, something you can't really see. 0.99

02:21:54.000 I object to fat women. 1.00

02:21:56.000 Should I make it spicy? 0.99

02:21:57.000 That's the most.

02:21:58.000 Also, like if someone eats something you don't like and you gotta smell it.

02:22:01.000 I don't like that.

02:22:03.000 The answer to make it spicy is always yes.

02:22:05.000 No, there's no way to make this spicy.

02:22:08.000 Well, find out.

02:22:10.000 Come on, do it.

02:22:11.000 Make it spicy.

02:22:13.000 Make video on it.

02:22:14.000 Can you give them sports bra so they're not flopping around?

02:22:16.000 No.

02:22:17.000 Can we post this on Indian Twitter and be like, oh my gosh.

02:22:21.000 Because they'll all be like, oh, my God, no way.

02:22:24.000 Indian Twitter is X. What do you mean? 0.87

02:22:26.000 Yes.

02:22:27.000 It's so true. 0.84

02:22:29.000 Oh, my gosh.

02:22:30.000 This is crazy.

02:22:31.000 All they do is they post good morning.

02:22:33.000 Back and forth a hundred times.

02:22:33.000 How are you?

02:22:34.000 And I'm good.

02:22:35.000 Will you make that spicy fun of you?

02:22:35.000 Good morning, baby.

02:22:37.000 No, you sound like the aliens from Galaxy Quest.

02:22:39.000 You don't sound like Indians. 1.00

02:22:41.000 More like this.

02:22:42.000 By the way, Pesovic texted me.

02:22:45.000 He's like, OMG.

02:22:47.000 Oh, God.

02:22:50.000 We're lives as live.

02:22:51.000 Good.

02:22:53.000 Whoa, it's getting sexual.

02:22:55.000 That's a little much.

02:22:57.000 Wow, they really went for it.

02:22:58.000 Oh, my AI is giving you what it can.

02:23:01.000 RFK, if you can hear me, RFK, please.

02:23:05.000 I'm going to fix it.

02:23:06.000 Don't worry.

02:23:06.000 I'm going to fix it.

02:23:07.000 I'm going to fix it.

02:23:09.000 A horde of sexy women. 1.00

02:23:13.000 Oh, God.

02:23:15.000 This is getting Indian now. 1.00

02:23:18.000 Please, Garak, make it sexy for me, please.

02:23:21.000 Oh, my God.

02:23:22.000 Did you want to shout anything out or anything, brother?

02:23:25.000 Oh, yeah.

02:23:27.000 No, I just want to say, hey, Tim, you like a distant cousin to me.

02:23:31.000 I depend on you a lot to know what's going on.

02:23:34.000 And every day I pray for your safety.

02:23:35.000 And I know you've been going through a lot.

02:23:37.000 So I'm glad you decided to keep it going.

02:23:41.000 And like I say, I keep you on my prayers, you and your family.

02:23:43.000 Oh, thank you, man.

02:23:45.000 Thank you so much.

02:23:46.000 Yeah, maintain.

02:23:47.000 Well, thanks for calling in.

02:23:48.000 Yes.

02:23:49.000 All right.

02:23:49.000 Y'all have a nice day.

02:23:52.000 All right.

02:23:52.000 Next up, we've got Prilo Lyzer DeBaby Daddy.

02:23:56.000 What's up?

02:23:58.000 What's up, guys?

02:24:00.000 My question for you guys is with the election integrity or with election integrity remaining a top priority for Republicans as we approach the 2026 midterms.

02:24:12.000 Why do you think recent criminal prosecutions for mailing or absentee ballot fraud have not been receiving much attention in right-wing circles?

02:24:22.000 And I do have a list of cases specifically if you want them, but I guess because we're all exhausted and not focused on it.

02:24:29.000 I don't know. 0.99

02:24:30.000 Trump isn't running again, so he probably didn't give that much of a shit. 0.99

02:24:33.000 And so he's all distracted by what he's doing, working on. 0.99

02:24:37.000 And it's really up to us to keep.

02:24:40.000 I know I'm refocused on like Iran and good news doesn't get clicks, man.

02:24:44.000 What?

02:24:45.000 Good news doesn't get worse.

02:24:46.000 Election reform.

02:24:47.000 You don't think it could be we could make it a hot buzzing story?

02:24:50.000 No, I think that's, I really think that it's just that, you know, small victories like that, because they're not big.

02:24:57.000 You know, they don't grab your attention.

02:24:59.000 I think that small victories like that don't get clicks.

02:25:02.000 And also good news doesn't get clicks. 0.97

02:25:04.000 So I was thinking just the general conversation about election integrity, because if we do another election and they have a much more robust digital system that they can flip votes 5149, we're fucked.

02:25:17.000 Well, I mean, if I understand correctly, there are no significant attempts to make voting electronic.

02:25:25.000 And the only changes that I have heard people talking about are, you know, in-person ballots and, you know, voter ID and stuff.

02:25:33.000 No, nobody votes.

02:25:34.000 No voting.

02:25:35.000 Just no more.

02:25:36.000 Trump, then Trump Jr., then Trump jumped.

02:25:40.000 Voting thing is a big hassle.

02:25:41.000 Trump III.

02:25:42.000 I want to get as few people voting as possible. 0.99

02:25:45.000 You got to show up to a school you've never heard of, stay online, talk to like a bunch of retards. 1.00

02:25:50.000 Like jail them every half the country's cold. 0.97

02:25:53.000 Just tell somebody to vote.

02:25:55.000 Do the Larry David thing.

02:25:56.000 Like, are you voting for a Democrat?

02:25:57.000 Okay, let's just both go home.

02:26:00.000 I'm going to vote and I'm going to vote hard.

02:26:01.000 Just both go home.

02:26:03.000 Who are you going to vote for?

02:26:05.000 I don't know.

02:26:05.000 We can move on to the next caller, too.

02:26:07.000 I'm just making conversation.

02:26:08.000 I mean, voting for the answer.

02:26:08.000 Well, I don't know.

02:26:11.000 Do you have any follow-ups or anything?

02:26:15.000 I think, Phil, I think your answer was the best one of them and probably the most realistic is good news and small victories don't really make for good, you know, viral videos.

02:26:27.000 And I just, I want to get the information out there because I feel like election integrity is really an important thing.

02:26:35.000 Yeah, post it up on X. I'll retweet it.

02:26:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:26:38.000 Me too, actually.

02:26:39.000 Tag me in that.

02:26:42.000 We'll do.

02:26:43.000 All right, man.

02:26:44.000 Got anything you want to shout out?

02:26:48.000 Yeah, I want to shout out my wife who recently has baby on board. 1.00

02:26:53.000 Congratulations.

02:26:57.000 That's huge.

02:26:57.000 I was still thinking about myself.

02:26:58.000 I'll be submitting a super chat when the time comes in August.

02:27:04.000 We look forward.

02:27:06.000 I'm so ready.

02:27:06.000 Awesome.

02:27:07.000 Yes, that babies.

02:27:08.000 Thanks a lot, bud.

02:27:09.000 Thanks for calling.

02:27:10.000 Thank you, guys.

02:27:10.000 Baby.

02:27:11.000 Bye.

02:27:12.000 Bye-bye. 0.96

02:27:13.000 I'm acting like a bit of a retard right now.

02:27:15.000 I apologize.

02:27:16.000 I'm sort of fatigued.

02:27:17.000 It's been a long time.

02:27:18.000 All right.

02:27:19.000 Yeah, my friends got into it.

02:27:21.000 Mr. Sambra Joe.

02:27:22.000 Okay.

02:27:23.000 School up or down.

02:27:24.000 Oh, God. 0.97

02:27:28.000 This is the retard of the Discord right here. 1.00

02:27:32.000 Let's go. 0.53

02:27:32.000 What's up, Mr. Do you have a lot of competition? 0.53

02:27:34.000 You said you're the retard of the news core? 1.00

02:27:36.000 Oh, good. 0.98

02:27:37.000 Yeah, of the Discord.

02:27:38.000 The Discord.

02:27:38.000 Very competitive role.

02:27:40.000 Thanks.

02:27:41.000 So I have a question for you guys on the panel.

02:27:45.000 So will an economic crisis and a possible unrest towards the midterms push Trump to cross the Rubicon and finally activate the Insurrection Act and fulfill his agenda?

02:27:57.000 And then I have a follow-up after that.

02:28:01.000 I think that the behavior of the protesters is far more in, will be far more, will have far more impact as to if Trump has the, you know, passed the Insurrection Act.

02:28:16.000 I don't know.

02:28:17.000 Like I, the stuff that I've been seeing in the past couple of days is that the direction of the economy is actually looking better.

02:28:28.000 It doesn't mean that it's good now.

02:28:29.000 It doesn't mean that people feel good about it.

02:28:31.000 But the numbers that I've seen lately seem to be signaling improvements.

02:28:38.000 So I don't know if that means that there's, Jesus Christ.

02:28:42.000 I don't know if that means that there's going to be an economic issue to really kind of be the catalyst.

02:28:52.000 So I think that it really boils down to whether or not the, you know, whether or not the protesters decide that they want to continue the protesting into the summer, into the historically historic riot season. 0.99

02:29:10.000 I was thinking if I'd known, like when I was a kid, that one day I'd be listening to you talk about the Insurrection Act, watching this fat fucking woman fall down over and over again. 0.99

02:29:19.000 Like, what a life. 0.99

02:29:20.000 Bro, this is all I ever wanted to do anyway.

02:29:23.000 If someone came to you and said, Ian, 20 years in the future, you're going to be sitting there talking about the Insurrection Act and like Donald Trump is president again.

02:29:30.000 And then you're watching this video, it's like a fat woman and she's rolling around on the ground, you'd be like, sir, you need help. 0.65

02:29:34.000 You're like, slow down.

02:29:36.000 All right.

02:29:37.000 You obviously need to be medicated, sir.

02:29:39.000 Sorry, so with your follow-up, I did not mean to interfere or interject if you had a follow-up to what Phil was saying.

02:29:44.000 Oh, it's okay, Bossman.

02:29:46.000 So basically, my follow-up to that basically is: do you think that possibly the other reason why he's not doing the insurrection ad is because he's basically waiting for the midterm selection.

02:30:01.000 If he sees that he's probably going to lose and get impeached, he's just going to go, I'm the Senate, and basically I need to finish my agenda and try to rally support behind him at that point.

02:30:15.000 I mean, I don't know that I think that he would be interested in doing that.

02:30:22.000 Because the Insurrection Act isn't going to give him policy.

02:30:25.000 It's not going to produce legislative success.

02:30:29.000 That would be just, okay, I'm in control of the streets of whatever state he activates the guard in.

02:30:39.000 So I don't think so.

02:30:41.000 I mean, if anyone else has any ideas about it, it's not something I've been concerned of at all.

02:30:47.000 I don't think they're going to do it.

02:30:48.000 But I don't know.

02:30:52.000 I think they're trying to get this stuff done with as little inflammation as possible.

02:30:58.000 But I just don't know enough about it to really give an educated answer.

02:31:02.000 It's taking so long to make her normal.

02:31:04.000 No, we're not making anything normal here.

02:31:08.000 It didn't fix it.

02:31:09.000 It didn't fix her.

02:31:10.000 Oh, they look rubber. 0.97

02:31:11.000 I'm gonna file a complaint to HR, not about anything except for the fact that they're so fat. 0.97

02:31:16.000 And I have to watch how fat they are. 1.00

02:31:17.000 For real, Ian's HR, so.

02:31:19.000 What was your complaint, yeah.

02:31:21.000 My complaint, my official complaint, is that the women are just so morbidly obese and I had to look at morbidly obese people for an extended period of time. 1.00

02:31:27.000 Really poor folks.

02:31:29.000 And he refuses to put them on Manjaro.

02:31:29.000 That's disgusting.

02:31:34.000 That's like the rich person's Ozempic. 0.86

02:31:35.000 Oh, see what the LP1, right?

02:31:39.000 Maybe we can resolve this out of court.

02:31:39.000 I don't know.

02:31:41.000 What if you try some Mudanjaro with this lady? 1.00

02:31:44.000 There you go.

02:31:44.000 Can you put her on Ozempic?

02:31:47.000 She's still blue hair, but looked a lot better.

02:31:49.000 Not fat anymore.

02:31:52.000 They should have showed the fat fall off or something at least.

02:31:55.000 She didn't digest it that quick.

02:31:57.000 Have you seen anything where like Ozempic's overriding birth control and they're having a lot of Ozempic babies?

02:32:01.000 It's exciting.

02:32:02.000 What's happening?

02:32:03.000 It's the one good thing about it.

02:32:04.000 Yeah, really.

02:32:05.000 Also, it's actually reducing the number of non-binary people, I think, because only fat girls are non-binary. 0.96

02:32:12.000 And once you're hotter, you're like, sometimes it's hard. 0.84

02:32:14.000 Would you get so fat?

02:32:15.000 It's hard to tell.

02:32:16.000 Well, non-binary is the new anorexia or bulimia. 1.00

02:32:19.000 Yes.

02:32:19.000 Yeah.

02:32:20.000 Yeah, that's how we go try social clustering. 0.93

02:32:22.000 Yeah.

02:32:23.000 Yeah, I don't know what's going to happen.

02:32:26.000 The states are, of course, trying to line up against the Fed.

02:32:28.000 There's a CNN analyst who said there's no legal mechanism by which the states can create laws to block federal law enforcement.

02:32:34.000 So what was this?

02:32:37.000 What?

02:32:38.000 We got nerfed?

02:32:38.000 It said no?

02:32:39.000 Yeah, what the hell?

02:32:41.000 What could you possibly do that Grok would not generate?

02:32:44.000 Anyway, brother, do you want to add anything or shout anything out?

02:32:47.000 Oh, well, shout out basically this core.

02:32:50.000 And, you know, thank you guys for everything you do.

02:32:53.000 And just a little shout out also for the Aussies over there in Australia.

02:32:59.000 Apparently, with the new laws, they're going to turn full UK mode, basically.

02:33:04.000 So there's going to be a lot of arrests in the next weeks, probably.

02:33:09.000 Yeah, the Australia things.

02:33:09.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:33:11.000 We got R-rated. 0.98

02:33:12.000 We just got shit heavy, dude, as you were talking. 0.99

02:33:16.000 We got hit hard. 0.99

02:33:17.000 Yeah, some boobs. 1.00

02:33:19.000 How would you describe this, Aaron? 0.99

02:33:22.000 I was saying a bigger top thing.

02:33:23.000 Things are getting really into prompt. 0.86

02:33:25.000 I said she turns into a young, thin, normal, attractive woman with long blonde hair and big boobs. 1.00

02:33:30.000 Not a track, but fully clothes.

02:33:32.000 Is this live for the Discord?

02:33:34.000 Can they see this?

02:33:35.000 This is the chooses for them to see this.

02:33:37.000 Oh, I hope Surge chooses.

02:33:39.000 Oh, gosh.

02:33:39.000 Uncensored after show.

02:33:41.000 Get a look at that.

02:33:41.000 Yeah, good.

02:33:42.000 So now I saw it too.

02:33:44.000 No, you can't see it anymore.

02:33:45.000 It's gone.

02:33:46.000 I made it so that she'd keep wearing her clothes. 0.99

02:33:48.000 It made her clothes.

02:33:50.000 Her top exploded.

02:33:51.000 So are you?

02:33:52.000 Do you have to be 18 to have that?

02:33:53.000 I hope so.

02:33:54.000 I don't know.

02:33:55.000 Or is it like a kid can't do it?

02:33:56.000 It's like a loaded gun.

02:33:57.000 Are we going to next call?

02:33:58.000 Thanks for calling, man.

02:33:58.000 Yeah, I think we are.

02:33:59.000 Did you have in the last thing you were saying about Australia?

02:34:01.000 I didn't even register. 0.87

02:34:03.000 Hold on, let me do the tits. 1.00

02:34:05.000 Can you reiterate it in like six seconds? 0.96

02:34:07.000 It erased what I wrote.

02:34:09.000 It doesn't want to clothe her. 0.96

02:34:10.000 Yeah, what's it doing?

02:34:11.000 No, stop.

02:34:13.000 She becomes a becomes a normal, thin woman, fully clothed and ready for a great workout. 0.98

02:34:25.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:34:25.000 This is like Amish porn. 0.99

02:34:28.000 I wonder, fully clothed. 0.99

02:34:31.000 All right, next up, we've got Davida 23. 0.98

02:34:35.000 What's going on?

02:34:38.000 My T4 army.

02:34:39.000 How they are.

02:34:40.000 Hey, going well.

02:34:43.000 All right, Rachan.

02:34:45.000 Well, with that, first of all, I don't think I've been able to call in since Tim has had its kids.

02:34:51.000 So congrats on that.

02:34:52.000 Let's go.

02:34:53.000 Welcome.

02:34:54.000 Second of all, my question is for the panel.

02:34:57.000 I just want to know: now that we're up to like, I believe 19 billion and fraud discovered in Minnesota, what do you guys think or suspect would be the overall contribution of fraud to the national debt?

02:35:15.000 They can't say six, seven.

02:35:16.000 Oh, it's microscopic.

02:35:18.000 It's like the high end is 10 or 20 billion.

02:35:21.000 The low end is like 2 billion.

02:35:23.000 And the deficit is trillion.

02:35:25.000 So it's like a rounding error, sort of.

02:35:28.000 I mean, if you're talking about the actual overall national debt, it's inconsequential.

02:35:35.000 If you're talking about the deficit, you know, then it's at least mentionable.

02:35:41.000 But, you know, when you're talking about $39 trillion, that's $39,000 billion.

02:35:48.000 It'd be interesting to find out how much of that accrued $39 trillion is actually from fraud.

02:35:55.000 I thought that was his question.

02:35:56.000 Oh, I thought it was just like one of our yearly fraud issues.

02:36:05.000 They're leaving.

02:36:06.000 They're deporting them.

02:36:08.000 Yeah, he cut TPS.

02:36:09.000 Yep.

02:36:10.000 Now they're suspending.

02:36:12.000 What the hell is this?

02:36:13.000 What? 0.68

02:36:14.000 It's getting freaky.

02:36:15.000 She actually got kind of hot on the right for a second.

02:36:17.000 So you're saying of the debt?

02:36:19.000 Oh, that's awful.

02:36:19.000 The other one was better.

02:36:20.000 What, you saw the one on the right?

02:36:22.000 What happened to it?

02:36:22.000 Yeah.

02:36:23.000 It was like a which one do you prefer thing that popped up and started playing music?

02:36:27.000 Anyway, you know what you're saying?

02:36:29.000 Are you asking of all the fraud that we believe exists within the system that hasn't been found yet?

02:36:37.000 Yes.

02:36:39.000 I want to go with the deficit.

02:36:40.000 Yeah, that's what I'm going to say.

02:36:41.000 I'd rather focus on how much of the deficit would that be because that's a yearly number.

02:36:45.000 Really?

02:36:47.000 Yeah, the deficit is $2 trillion, I think.

02:36:50.000 Okay.

02:36:51.000 I'm looking at it now.

02:36:51.000 U.S. debt clock.

02:36:53.000 Man, it's tough to say, dude.

02:36:55.000 1.7 trillion.

02:36:59.000 I don't know.

02:37:00.000 I don't know how much fraud.

02:37:02.000 Because USAID was kind of like a fraud thing.

02:37:05.000 It's so tough to say, but if it was more than, I mean, it couldn't, it couldn't be more than like 1% of it or 4% of it, right?

02:37:13.000 You think it could be?

02:37:13.000 We actually could search what the.

02:37:16.000 They're trying to keep it under the radar.

02:37:17.000 So, I mean, Musk was saying, yeah.

02:37:21.000 Can we get a palate cleanse?

02:37:22.000 We just do that dog with a seal.

02:37:24.000 All this talk about Ozempic, and I open Twitter and it says, I refuse to ever lose a single pound using Ozempic or Chinese peptides.

02:37:29.000 If I want to lose weight, I'll do it the way God intended: abusing stimulants and cocaine.

02:37:33.000 Right.

02:37:33.000 So the deficit is 1.2 trillion.

02:37:36.000 Yeah.

02:37:37.000 So it's 1.8 trillion per year.

02:37:39.000 East Village.

02:37:40.000 And it's very East Village.

02:37:44.000 First off, what's the fraud?

02:37:46.000 Our yearly fraud coming out of our how many Somalis are here. 1.00

02:37:50.000 Then we just multiply it by like you know what's interesting is how fat a lot of the Somalis are in India. 1.00

02:37:56.000 Yeah. 0.71

02:37:56.000 Have you noticed that? 0.71

02:37:57.000 The women are quite plump. 0.99

02:37:58.000 Because the well, immigrants from the third world in general just get one-shotted by processed food. 0.98

02:38:02.000 So the estimates for fraud are 233 billion to 521 billion estimates.

02:38:08.000 This is actually really crazy.

02:38:10.000 So that would be sexy with anything. 1.00

02:38:12.000 Yo, our boomer parents and grandparents are going to fall for this shit. 1.00

02:38:16.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:38:16.000 Oh, dude, that's like 15%. 1.00

02:38:19.000 That always 15% of our deficit is fraud.

02:38:22.000 In two years, everyone's going to fall for it.

02:38:25.000 I know.

02:38:25.000 Oh, my God.

02:38:26.000 Get ready to get a phone call from your friend and it's not him.

02:38:28.000 But it'll look like that.

02:38:29.000 It's already happened to him.

02:38:30.000 It's already happened.

02:38:31.000 It hasn't happened to me yet.

02:38:32.000 Has it happened to you guys?

02:38:33.000 Has it happened to anybody yet?

02:38:34.000 I've gotten so I'll tell you a story.

02:38:40.000 I've gotten spoofed phone calls from prominent high-profile conservatives that I know, and they used AI to spoof their voices, and I caught it immediately and hung up.

02:38:48.000 And that's a federal felony.

02:38:50.000 Really?

02:38:51.000 Like 25, no, spoofing.

02:38:53.000 Spoofing?

02:38:54.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:38:54.000 Caller ID spoofing.

02:38:55.000 Okay. 1.00

02:38:56.000 Fucking wild. 0.99

02:38:57.000 Dude, it's just going to be so. 0.98

02:38:58.000 You see this latest video from Minneapolis?

02:39:00.000 These liberals are just finally admitting it.

02:39:01.000 Yeah, they finally folded.

02:39:03.000 They're honestly.

02:39:03.000 Yeah.

02:39:04.000 Detained by desire.

02:39:05.000 That's what it is.

02:39:07.000 Is it like all of reality is about to go over the waterfall?

02:39:11.000 I made some spicy.

02:39:12.000 So whatever.

02:39:13.000 Whatever.

02:39:13.000 Wash.

02:39:14.000 Let's see what Grok does to it.

02:39:18.000 This is like scrappy question.

02:39:19.000 Dude, if someone posted a photo like that to X right now and said, I met this woman protesting in Minneapolis, people would be like, just assume it was real.

02:39:27.000 Also, people retweet things all the time.

02:39:29.000 They don't even check.

02:39:30.000 Oh, my gosh.

02:39:31.000 No one knows what they're talking about.

02:39:33.000 It's so disturbing.

02:39:34.000 I saw something yesterday.

02:39:35.000 Oh, my God.

02:39:36.000 It just constantly.

02:39:37.000 What?

02:39:37.000 A million views and it was fake.

02:39:41.000 It was topic.

02:39:42.000 Like, what?

02:39:43.000 Well, that's Grok for you. 0.99

02:39:45.000 Man, I don't know.

02:39:46.000 I just believe things.

02:39:48.000 Crazy. 1.00

02:39:49.000 It's crazy that we're here with this AI shit. 1.00

02:39:52.000 It makes it easy for a government to declare war under the radar. 1.00

02:39:56.000 Is the caller?

02:39:56.000 Caller still here?

02:39:58.000 Yeah.

02:39:58.000 Caller?

02:39:59.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

02:40:00.000 Yeah, I'm still here. 1.00

02:40:01.000 Let's go.

02:40:02.000 Let's go.

02:40:03.000 Just take it off.

02:40:04.000 Dude, Elon made a softcore mode for his AI.

02:40:07.000 Oh, my God.

02:40:08.000 Caller, what are your thoughts on hardcore AI pornography and India and what should we do to the Indians? 0.93

02:40:15.000 That's my question.

02:40:17.000 How far should we go?

02:40:18.000 Dude, hardcore digital porn AI is all of your thoughts. 0.99

02:40:24.000 It's crazy.

02:40:25.000 But think that we should cut it off to the U.S., right?

02:40:28.000 And instead of importing any Indians, we should export that to the Indians. 1.00

02:40:33.000 Yeah.

02:40:34.000 And let them have their fun with it.

02:40:35.000 Interesting.

02:40:36.000 We could just nuke their test.

02:40:38.000 If you can't be flooding it.

02:40:39.000 Well, yeah.

02:40:40.000 I think you're right.

02:40:42.000 There's not much American meat left on the bone anyway.

02:40:44.000 But you never know.

02:40:45.000 They have kids.

02:40:46.000 Kids have more meat.

02:40:47.000 They need more distractive.

02:40:50.000 I've had this theory.

02:40:56.000 I can't even.

02:40:58.000 I can't even give my Demography right now, and this is so compelling.

02:41:07.000 We're cooked, it's compelling.

02:41:09.000 It's actually over.

02:41:10.000 Yeah, that's what I'm wondering.

02:41:11.000 Is it like we're going over the waterfall, and whatever lands is how people would be like, Well, I guess that piece worked.

02:41:18.000 We should use that when we a lot of like a lot of these AI guys.

02:41:23.000 Like, I talked to Nate Fisher, he's an AI VC expert, and he's like, We're going to return to pre-modern sort of civilizational structure because people won't know what's real, and so the only thing they know is real is a face-to-face interaction.

02:41:35.000 Um, so he's like, he predicts that, you know, maybe the generation after Gen Alpha will be like completely allergic to technology because they just can't trust it.

02:41:43.000 Just assume it's fake all that.

02:41:44.000 Is that what you said earlier?

02:41:45.000 We're going to just all be Amish. 1.00

02:41:47.000 Well, to a degree, you're seeing like an interest again in DVDs, vinyl.

02:41:52.000 Like, Zoomers, it's more of like an aesthetic thing, but Gen Alpha, they literally find like practical use out of like having tangible objects in their hands.

02:41:58.000 Yeah.

02:41:59.000 So I actually am a little bullish on that sort of thing.

02:42:03.000 Two generations, they're all going to be paying with cash.

02:42:06.000 Yeah.

02:42:07.000 Books are nice.

02:42:08.000 That's like when progressives go so woke, they accidentally come up with base policy.

02:42:11.000 Like when New York City banned businesses from only using card transactions, like everyone has to take cash.

02:42:16.000 It's actually really base.

02:42:17.000 So the banks can't control what you purchase because like Beta Rawk was like, oh, I'm going to tell Chase to ban AR-15 sales or whatever.

02:42:27.000 Yeah.

02:42:27.000 Yes.

02:42:28.000 Things are getting too political. 0.86

02:42:29.000 Can we pull up a porn? 0.97

02:42:34.000 At Grok porn now. 0.99

02:42:37.000 Porny. 0.98

02:42:38.000 No.

02:42:39.000 Yeah.

02:42:40.000 There was a funny meme where it was a guy.

02:42:41.000 A guy was like, I'm on a plane and my book just ran out of batteries. 0.96

02:42:44.000 The future sucks. 0.97

02:42:45.000 Oh, man. 0.96

02:42:47.000 My book just ran out of batteries.

02:42:49.000 I'm wrestling with I'm getting these DD books and I'm like, should I buy the books and give them to people?

02:42:53.000 It's more expensive, but they're heavy.

02:42:55.000 Or do I just get the app and everyone can share the stuff digital? 0.99

02:42:58.000 It's a tenth of the cost, but then everyone's staring at a fucking screen. 0.90

02:43:02.000 Because people try to go all off the wall and they'll post a picture of everyone in a train car reading a newspaper and they're like, see, we've always been distracted. 0.97

02:43:09.000 I'm like, I just, it's such a false equivalent.

02:43:14.000 Not by radiation. 0.99

02:43:15.000 I'm just so tired of gay people. 1.00

02:43:17.000 The radiation is making people fucking disgusting. 1.00

02:43:19.000 Gay like G-H-A-Y. 1.00

02:43:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:43:23.000 Zesty.

02:43:23.000 I brought that up last night.

02:43:24.000 G-H-E-Y. 1.00

02:43:25.000 That's what I brought up.

02:43:27.000 Is that how the British spell it?

02:43:29.000 Well, it's like the South Park episode, yeah.

02:43:31.000 South Park. 1.00

02:43:32.000 You could be a faggot without being gay. 1.00

02:43:33.000 So true. 1.00

02:43:34.000 Yeah.

02:43:34.000 I know a bunch of people.

02:43:35.000 You could be a dude without being a chick. 1.00

02:43:37.000 You could be a dude without being a chick. 1.00

02:43:37.000 They're all my friends. 1.00

02:43:39.000 Yeah.

02:43:40.000 Isn't Modern Society Grant?

02:43:42.000 So did that answer your question about the deaf?

02:43:44.000 Yeah, call her.

02:43:44.000 Oh, yeah.

02:43:45.000 Call her thoughts on Grok porn. 1.00

02:43:48.000 That's trying. 0.99

02:43:49.000 Trying.

02:43:50.000 Maybe we can improve with our project.

02:43:51.000 This actually is a big story.

02:43:52.000 They were doing interviews about it.

02:43:54.000 There was a big story about how Grok was putting women and children into bikinis.

02:43:59.000 The UK is citing it to ban it.

02:44:01.000 Musk was tweeting about it today.

02:44:03.000 He was looking for people that could actually get Grok done.

02:44:06.000 A little too extreme.

02:44:07.000 To do it.

02:44:07.000 Yeah.

02:44:08.000 Well, I mean, I saw Grok doing it.

02:44:09.000 Yeah.

02:44:10.000 Yeah.

02:44:10.000 Grok literally put a picture of me and Chrissy Maher in bikinis.

02:44:13.000 It's actually over.

02:44:15.000 Look at this.

02:44:18.000 If I tweeted this, people would think it was a real photo from New York.

02:44:21.000 Of course they would.

02:44:23.000 The power.

02:44:24.000 Oh, bro.

02:44:25.000 You know what you do? 0.98

02:44:26.000 You'd post that photo under a fake lib account and say, make this right-wing troll famous. 0.97

02:44:31.000 There you go. 0.57

02:44:32.000 Like, I was at New York at a protest and I saw this woman holding the sign.

02:44:35.000 She's mocking us.

02:44:36.000 Make her famous.

02:44:36.000 Do it.

02:44:37.000 Do your thing, internet.

02:44:38.000 Well, I don't have a fake leftist profile.

02:44:38.000 Do it.

02:44:40.000 I can't.

02:44:41.000 Some fake leftists out there, though.

02:44:44.000 I don't mind a fake profile either.

02:44:46.000 Make her famous.

02:44:47.000 I don't have like a brand new.

02:44:48.000 I wouldn't tell anyone if I did.

02:44:50.000 What?

02:44:50.000 How's she doing it?

02:44:53.000 Wow.

02:44:54.000 That's a fake.

02:44:55.000 She's so happy.

02:44:57.000 She's so happy.

02:44:58.000 Anyway, do you want to add anything or shout anything out?

02:45:02.000 Yeah, if you don't mind.

02:45:03.000 So I do want to shout something out.

02:45:06.000 I wanted to say, you know, interesting enough, you guys are talking about Lozempic, Manjaro, so semi-glutite through zepatite.

02:45:13.000 I've been working like crazy over the past six months on a new facility over in Naperville.

02:45:20.000 So it's called serotonin, and what they do is anti-aging and wellness.

02:45:24.000 They don't just prescribe.

02:45:26.000 They help actually fix people from the inside out.

02:45:29.000 So I wanted to shout that out and I wanted to thank you guys for your time.

02:45:32.000 Awesome, man.

02:45:33.000 Right on.

02:45:33.000 Let's go.

02:45:34.000 Thanks for calling in, bro.

02:45:35.000 It's all about what you're talking about, dude.

02:45:37.000 Serotonin in Naperville.

02:45:38.000 That's awesome.

02:45:40.000 Yeah.

02:45:40.000 Check it.

02:45:41.000 Right on.

02:45:42.000 All right, everybody.

02:45:43.000 We are back tomorrow, of course.

02:45:44.000 It's going to be a lot of fun.

02:45:46.000 So we have a big show next Monday.

02:45:49.000 I don't know what the rules are because we're booked, but am I like, are we cleared to announce the boss?

02:45:54.000 Well, but no one's told me anything.

02:45:55.000 I don't know.

02:45:56.000 It's still under wraps for now.

02:45:57.000 No.

02:45:57.000 Under wraps?

02:45:58.000 We can't say anything?

02:45:59.000 I believe so.

02:46:00.000 I think we still need to announce it.

02:46:01.000 I don't know.

02:46:02.000 I mean, you can do whatever you want because Naggle Puss is coming on Monday. 1.00

02:46:07.000 We are bringing on the blue-haired lady from the video that was stripping. 1.00

02:46:13.000 All right, everybody.

02:46:14.000 Aaron, thanks for hanging out.

02:46:15.000 It's been fun.

02:46:15.000 Thank you, guys.

02:46:16.000 A real treat, and nice to see you a little closer to home.

02:46:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:46:20.000 And for everybody else, we're back tomorrow, of course.

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