Tom McCue - ⧹⧹⧹ Ladies Night ⧹⧹⧹ Tuesday Dec 5 2023 ⧹⧹⧹

00:00:00.000 Oh, here we go. We're live. Good evening, everybody. Hi, everybody. We got a full house

00:00:07.720 tonight and we got a special host tonight because as you can see, Sarah is hosting on Tom's show

00:00:13.500 tonight because we got kicked off YouTube for a little bit. We were bad. I know. Always a good

00:00:23.620 time. Was it a medical misinformation strike? Is that what it was? Not sure. It could have

00:00:31.420 been multiple things. I figured, you know, Jews. Could be a copyright. Yeah. Could be Jews. Could

00:00:39.220 be the big bag of pot. And any of the things that happened. Other things that could happen

00:00:46.820 just another night in the house about influence pretty much yep far too much freedom of opinion

00:00:55.220 going on over there oh yes so much noticing right stop that stop doing that no it's too much fun

00:01:03.700 i almost got into it with a client at work like i really try hard not to be political

00:01:08.900 but this one was going on about oh how we need the carbon tax and how it's a good thing and how

00:01:14.500 the you know families that get the rebates are going to suffer if they don't get the rebates

00:01:19.780 so i'm like oh i got you oh i noticed my voice getting a little toned because i said you know

00:01:26.740 the carbon tax is a behavioral tax they don't want you to do this it's raising the cost of

00:01:30.980 our farmers food because they have no other alternative but to use the fuels that they're

00:01:36.100 using so to tax them for it is because there's no alternative so now you're just raising the

00:01:41.220 cost of our food taxing the farmers yeah you know but oh and he was just like well we gotta say well

00:01:48.660 what about china china spewing all the coal you think that's going to make a difference that far

00:01:52.180 like oh so i just like how's the grandkids that's always a good segue how are the grandkids by the 0.99

00:02:03.220 way fuck you uh pretty much i knew my i had to stop who the hell wants carbon tax like serious 0.99

00:02:11.940 it's just a cash crowd i work in the food industry in like in wholesale uh purchasing 0.99

00:02:19.860 and um it's crazy like it is there i've never i mean i've been doing this for a while

00:02:28.100 it's really slow people are not like they're not buying food like they were and people are

00:02:34.180 not going out to restaurants like they were no dead like dead yep only if there's like event

00:02:40.740 like a super bowl or the gray cup that's when a bar will be busy but other than that been pretty

00:02:46.500 quite uh do books for hairdressers yeah and she says people are grumpy you know they're grumpy

00:02:51.780 because they have no money because everything is so much and they got families and car leases and

00:02:56.660 cell phones and i couldn't imagine having kids now yeah same like it's i i'm i'm absolutely

00:03:06.020 gobsmacked at the price like and the prices just keep going up and up and people don't seem to

00:03:11.540 realize the correlation between the fact that the diesel prices have gone through the roof

00:03:17.620 and the fact that food is going up it's like how the how the do you think the food gets to the

00:03:23.060 the store how do you think the food gets from africa well whatever oh yeah my jet fuel it

00:03:30.100 comes on a giant diesel-powered barge like a giant boat how do people think those things are

00:03:37.220 powered yeah seriously and then they get here and then they have to be trucked from somewhere

00:03:44.500 to the terminals they get trucked out to stores so that's the problem people don't think 0.99

00:03:50.740 people are absolutely retarded who the fuck is calling me at fucking eight o'clock at night right 0.99

00:03:57.200 now sorry my phone never rings 1.00

00:04:00.060 that's hilarious who's calling me right now no it's not my channel

00:04:06.420 i'm trying to keep up with the comments oh okay now i see oh that's okay oh yeah i should scroll

00:04:13.080 down because i haven't so yes hi broker t i tried wife we got lots of people starting with us early

00:04:18.580 tonight too whiskey girls everybody hi tom mother of the drummers

00:04:27.940 oh triple c oh that's a fatty triple c yeah gary oh chris is on on my laptop so if you see my name

00:04:36.500 in here this is this isn't me so this is amazing

00:04:43.780 that's awesome leaf nurse i mean for real if somebody comes to my door i'm like

00:04:51.380 oh my god is it the beds and when my phone rings and it's an unknown number or if my phone rings

00:04:57.140 first of all and it's not either if it's not like gary or whatever i'm like if i'm already

00:05:02.980 talking to you i'm like why is my phone ringing yeah he's weird i miss the kids coming around

00:05:10.500 selling chocolate and then cookies and things like that that used to be great oh here's some like

00:05:15.460 chocolate covered almonds and stoners it was always awesome oh it was the best 0.52

00:05:22.100 and it'd be like yellow girl guys yep bought them this year for my neighbor 0.83

00:05:28.100 fucking right yeah but i miss those days when all the kids it was like hockey season 0.94

00:05:32.020 right and then it was like dance season so all the kids would come knocking at the door and they'd be 0.97

00:05:35.620 like hi do you want to buy our stuff and you're like yeah what you got cash yep that's it it's

00:05:45.140 amazing yeah but i gotta keep tabs of what the kids around here are doing for those extra collective

00:05:51.220 extra curricular activities i could buy stuff from yeah they have them at work too some of

00:05:57.380 my staff in oakville there they have uh well not my staff but that's right they uh they have kids

00:06:03.620 in soccer and stuff hiya and uh they come out oh they got like a meat one or you can buy like

00:06:08.820 chicken fingers and bacon and the cheese one oh i didn't see it yet legitimately i might have spent

00:06:17.140 like 150 on cheese last year when one of the kids was like hey sarah we're having a a cheese fundraiser

00:06:24.580 for the school and i was like i'm sorry did you say cheese i did that one bricks of cheese i got

00:06:31.940 like boxes of cheese with like bricks in them and i was like each one is like a gift every time i

00:06:37.940 open it oh yeah absolutely i mean cheese midnight shoppers yeah right see that's what's going to

00:06:47.860 happen is people are going to start stealing from people's fields like people are going to start

00:06:51.700 yep stealing stuff out of crops that's what's going to watch the corn crops though because

00:06:56.340 chris's uncle years ago took the uh cow cow corn instead of like the corn gut brought that'll make

00:07:03.940 you a little sick or you can make moonshine yep either way oh that worked too yeah 0.99

00:07:12.180 gross gross burgers yeah so what else is going on oh so there's another new stupid tax thing 1.00

00:07:26.020 another one yeah another one it's really stupid makes no sense to me so next year on your t4s 0.99

00:07:31.620 they have a box that the preparers have to click to let them know if you have dental benefits or not 0.98

00:07:36.820 so that's a really stupid one why i don't know we're trying to figure out why whether they want 0.97

00:07:45.760 to see if their dental program that they want to feed out is going to be beneficial their 0.99

00:07:51.940 their excuses they're making it easier for the employer i can't figure out how 0.99

00:07:57.540 so that's just another stupid thing they're making us do 1.00

00:08:03.720 that sounds fucking stupid yeah like i know that they rolled out that dental thing in ontario where 1.00

00:08:12.640 they did like there were and it was like an under 18 thing yeah and then i know that i i remember 1.00

00:08:21.520 there was something about them doing some type of dental for you get so much like you can get

00:08:28.160 your teeth cleaned or or something if you're an adult and you you know you live below the poverty

00:08:35.860 line or whatever the fuck um i wonder if that's what it is whether they're trying to see who lives

00:08:42.460 below the poverty line and doesn't have benefits or does have that's not a tax thing your income

00:08:49.140 tax and your t4 should just be money right it shouldn't be all those things i think they're

00:08:55.860 being too lonely and want to get more info because um what else oh yes last year on your tax return

00:09:02.100 there was a question said do you want your name and information to go to the organ donors

00:09:08.020 does that have to do with your taxes nope nope so that was when you made yourself because you

00:09:14.100 don't want to pay your taxes they want to know if they can take your organs right away 0.92

00:09:18.180 the dmv yeah probably because that got turned into a fucking a total nightmare over the last

00:09:26.060 couple of years i'm sure that they've lost a ton of uh information from that right because

00:09:30.280 people aren't renewed yeah i mean that's fucking weird yeah i didn't like that one at all so i'm

00:09:36.280 like no because i also heard if you do have that click then if you're gonna vote to die they might 0.58

00:09:42.520 not save you so they can use your organs yeah yeah totally i don't know why anybody is like

00:09:48.800 sure i'll be an organ donor because it's all warm and fuzzy right no we get to sleep in life

00:09:54.400 no anytime somebody is like this is yeah no no no yeah my cousin had a heart um stint put in

00:10:02.640 they put it in sideways so when it malfunctioned and called the ambulance the drivers looked at

00:10:08.960 did a quick pause and said oh don't waste your time she's already gone she shot up and said i'm 0.98

00:10:13.400 not dead yet they continued to revive her room what the fuck so we're i mean we're living in an 0.91

00:10:25.980 absolute nightmare dystopia right now yeah it's so funny that for so long there was so many people 0.94

00:10:36.120 that really wanted to hide behind that Canada's a great country like it's just a great country

00:10:43.940 yeah and so many people were like well you live in Canada you have so many things to be grateful

00:10:49.820 for and blah blah blah and Canada this and such a great country and blah blah blah and I'm like

00:10:54.740 oh the whole time is it really though was it has it really I can't imagine saying that this is a

00:11:03.100 great place in the last 50 or so years i mean call me crazy but yeah i'd say after the 80s it

00:11:11.280 really went to shit pretty much like it used to be pretty young there was a time the case of the

00:11:20.500 you used to be good you used to be able to have one income one spouse at home and you could have 0.98

00:11:29.100 a car and and an education for your kids and everything not now no so what that what it is

00:11:35.960 now i think it's 80 of our income is in taxes firstly that's the paycheck and everything so

00:11:42.740 what my boss used to say is they're taking your quality of life yeah right and then and time is

00:11:49.280 your most valuable asset it's of course right so well we gotta get our time you can't get the time 0.99

00:11:56.680 that we've lost but we can gain more of our time in the future of course fixing these fuckers yeah 0.88

00:12:05.160 and not having not playing into that system not continuing to be in that system so whole 0.97

00:12:13.140 wholeheartedly because we don't have to be we can disconnect from that system very easily um

00:12:20.800 it's hard for a lot of people right away but you know oh it is because they you know it's within

00:12:26.660 reach yeah you just you know you have to be able to you have to do it like i mean that's the only

00:12:35.960 thing it's having none of the having very little luxuries but realizing that you have nothing but

00:12:43.860 time yep is awesome it's your needs versus your wants right like when you take away all of the

00:12:52.060 superfluous that we think or we feel or we've been programmed or whatever societally you know

00:12:59.980 encouraged to uh to consume and to have and all of the things right like i mean obviously we have

00:13:07.040 to have roofs over our heads and things like that but if anybody like i mean personally myself i've

00:13:13.140 lived in areas where I didn't have electricity you know I didn't have running water and that

00:13:18.880 was for long periods of of my life and um but they were not bad periods of my life it wasn't because

00:13:27.700 I was poor and it wasn't because you know it was because the the things that were important were

00:13:33.920 very very different yes my family chose to spend time together and we weren't schooled through the

00:13:41.260 public school system and right I went to a private school and uh and was also homeschooled if you

00:13:49.160 want to say that um and uh so the time like so there was no like my parents didn't leave for

00:13:57.020 for work every single day and we didn't have to go to school every single day and so there was a lot

00:14:04.460 of time spent together with the family and doing things and you all had things to do and it wasn't

00:14:10.340 Like, you know, you got up and you got on your phone or you went on your iPad or, you know, this person went here or whatever.

00:14:15.540 It was like, you did real things.

00:14:17.320 Right.

00:14:17.660 My mom and I went to the market in the morning because we had to get food to make for breakfast because we didn't have running water and we didn't have electricity.

00:14:24.140 So you had to go in and get your food fresh.

00:14:25.600 And then, you know, you got it for breakfast and lunch.

00:14:27.460 And then same thing.

00:14:28.220 You go in before dinner.

00:14:29.080 And it's like, those are the things.

00:14:30.400 But the time that you have with those people, like I sat around on the patio every single afternoon with 20 of my family members having coffee, cigarettes, smoking,

00:14:40.120 joints chatting and that happened every day that's nice right and that's very nice it's like

00:14:46.520 nobody does that anymore no like i'm working 55 hours a week right now i mean that's insane

00:14:53.080 for what insane for what just to pay for what literally to pay for my bills like quite literally

00:14:59.560 that's all i'm doing is paying you're not saving for a vacation no nothing no and that's it right

00:15:06.600 and that was taken away from us like that was literally taken away from us a lot has been taken

00:15:12.520 away from us yeah nobody can do that anymore like that's not realistic anymore for a lot of people

00:15:19.160 nope and that's it's gross yes so somehow that's it's going to be changed

00:15:27.640 yeah we're getting there you know they took this long for them to get us this far

00:15:32.920 you know it is going to take us a little time to bounce back yeah so i'm looking forward to it now

00:15:39.480 same i mean it's it's one of those things where it's like when you realize the value of of the

00:15:45.800 time that you get with people like that's one thing that i just i i i feel so strongly about

00:15:52.840 i'm not a i don't i don't care about you know going out for expensive dinners and you know

00:16:00.120 doing all that kind of stuff i would much rather have 40 people in my house and have everybody

00:16:05.880 spend ten dollars and everybody can eat really well because we have 40 people who brought food

00:16:11.960 and booze and everybody can hang out and have a great time instead of eliminating 75 of the people

00:16:19.400 because we can't afford to all go out for dinner because for two people to go out for dinner it's

00:16:22.920 250 now you know like i would rather be able to spend time with all of those people than go out

00:16:28.920 and spend money to be seen somewhere yeah and i think as dads we've been doing that really well

00:16:33.960 because we eat really well when we get together yeah exactly it is good yeah yeah but i feel bad

00:16:41.560 for the restaurant owners because they're the ones taking it you know they're just as hard

00:16:45.320 working as we are but you know that's the one thing we can cut first yeah it's another

00:16:52.440 root of income that's being independent it's independent income earners that are getting

00:16:57.080 hit the most yeah and that's it like just like leafner said like it's i'm working 55 hours a

00:17:02.440 week and it's robbing me of time with people yeah it's the people you love for nothing exactly and

00:17:08.280 it's it it oh i hate it it's for their vacations it's their retreats it's their private jets

00:17:15.400 they're 70 dollars aren't you three people have a big internet is 75 bucks yeah yeah exactly what

00:17:23.800 that's the thing like that's the thing like i mean carrie and i go out for lunch and it's like

00:17:29.960 you know 65 bucks and we don't even drink like i mean i guess i

00:17:36.920 all right wow we just had like bacon and eggs here yeah

00:17:43.640 right but like every once in a while it's like you know let's go out for breakfast and then we

00:17:47.480 remember why we don't yeah oh we had derrick's eggs too we still had some of those left

00:17:53.800 this is a nice warm eggs and i get the bacon from my deli and i get it sliced number five so it's

00:17:59.000 thick make it in the oven okay see i tried to explain the bacon in the oven thing gary doesn't

00:18:05.880 believe me and every time i make it he's like oh no bacon in the oven is good now what do you cook

00:18:12.040 it at 425. oh see on the opposite i cook it at 280 when i let it go nice and slow

00:18:23.800 You know how I know how to get any man on board with bacon in the oven?

00:18:27.880 How what? 0.98

00:18:29.220 Bacon tacos. 0.69

00:18:31.700 Oh, yeah, where you put it over the thing so it makes a taco of bacon

00:18:35.500 and then you fill it with all the stuff.

00:18:37.160 Yeah, you just weave it together and you make yourself a taco.

00:18:40.780 I've never made that yet.

00:18:43.140 What about a, I don't eat bacon, but you could make a bacon breakfast taco.

00:18:49.020 The eggs and all the cheese in it.

00:18:51.340 Some of the eggs, cheese, yum.

00:18:53.800 Donors Unite.

00:18:57.580 That's amazing.

00:18:58.900 A lot of people think this low and slow bacon.

00:19:04.540 Bacon wrapped in alfalfa.

00:19:06.720 Listen, anything wrapped in bacon, if you put pig in it, I'm like, okay, I will eat that.

00:19:13.600 If it is bacon wrapped in bacon, I'm in.

00:19:18.100 Like, I will wrap pancetta or bacon pork tenderloin in pancetta. 0.98

00:19:23.020 yeah and then put bacon in it even when my neighbor was 10 i'd eat shit if it was wrapped 0.90

00:19:29.280 in bacon yeah see i didn't have bacon for the first like i don't even know how many 0.99

00:19:34.400 years of my life and then when i finally had bacon i was like oh i'm sorry where the fuck 0.89

00:19:39.520 have you been my whole life like salty goodness from heaven yes bacon cooking the only bakes 0.95

00:19:47.880 and there was that seed leaf nurse knows when i used to uh cut meat we would have like at the 0.96

00:19:56.140 butcher shop like all sorts of like ready to cook like shit like stuff pork tenderloin stuff like 0.87

00:20:02.280 that and uh the most popular one was uh bacon wrapped pork tenderloin that was stuffed with 0.94

00:20:09.440 brie and red pepper jelly.

00:20:12.040 Nice.

00:20:12.840 Oh, nice.

00:20:14.860 Yeah, good times. I just made a couple of pork

00:20:17.440 tenderloins a couple weeks ago, and I

00:20:19.420 stuffed them with spinach,

00:20:21.600 feta, and then the other

00:20:23.380 one had sun-dried tomatoes and

00:20:25.060 something else.

00:20:27.180 And then wrapped in bacon, of course.

00:20:29.260 Of course. 1.00

00:20:30.820 Oh, Amber's got some little pork going right now. 1.00

00:20:33.760 It's local.

00:20:35.280 Oh, that's going to be good, Al.

00:20:37.700 Good job, Al.

00:20:38.640 See, that's when that barbecue sauce would come in handy, too.

00:20:42.640 I got more, too, to give away, so I'll bring it in this, too.

00:20:47.340 Okay.

00:20:48.280 So they're happy with your reviews that you're getting?

00:20:50.880 Are you giving them feedback at work?

00:20:53.080 Oh, hell yeah.

00:20:54.260 Okay, good.

00:20:55.500 So we're working on getting different things going, but you can always get more right now.

00:21:00.300 What else do you make there?

00:21:01.680 Besides, do you make anything other than barbecue sauce?

00:21:03.520 uh well we have the barbecue sauce and then we're also partnered with um like rubs and

00:21:09.840 dry sauces and that kind of stuff but we actually do smoking chips and pellets and

00:21:15.200 flanks and that kind of stuff oh okay come on katie

00:21:18.720 so i can give you rum infused things to smoke your meats with

00:21:24.160 oh that sounds good okay bacon wrapped marshmallows oh over the bonfire oh 0.93

00:21:33.820 can't gary you sound like a crazy person yeah i guess if you're really stoned i was gonna say um

00:21:42.580 oh i know what he's talking about those big jumbo marshmallows that i have

00:21:47.220 oh bacon and then yeah deliciousness you know the jumbo jumbo marshmallows i got those to bring

00:21:54.060 to tradweiss in the summer and then i was not able to go because of work but i had bags and 0.53

00:22:00.840 bags of those massive marshmallows there were so many fucking marshmallows okay i was like ill the 0.77

00:22:06.640 first night almost off marshmallows i had like rainbow marshmallows i don't i can't remember who 0.99

00:22:11.200 brought those but fuck they were like like i like to burn my marshmallows so like burn the first 0.98

00:22:16.000 layer and then like take it off and then the next color would be under and then i'd like burn that 0.99

00:22:19.580 layer and yeah that's awesome oh gary oh weird seeing you two in the chat yes i can't even see

00:22:33.080 the chat oh i have to click on click on go from private chat to comments

00:22:38.480 okay i'll figure now you can see it yeah up in the corner

00:22:44.800 and then you should be able to see it 0.90

00:22:47.480 I'm fucking not blind here 0.98

00:22:49.060 I'll figure it out 0.99

00:22:52.800 you look like Slip

00:22:54.500 you gotta cover one eye and go like this

00:22:56.640 oh that makes you focus 0.99

00:22:59.460 holy fuck my eyebrows is huge 0.99

00:23:01.080 you can tell that I lived through the 90s 0.99

00:23:07.760 because mine are

00:23:08.460 oh yeah mine are like that too

00:23:10.820 I just have to fill them in a little with some eyeliner 1.00

00:23:13.320 i don't know man my mom has like no hair like she doesn't have to shave her legs or anything

00:23:18.680 and then me and my sister and it's weird we have different dads too like we are hairy as 0.97

00:23:23.320 fuck both of us like little little monkeys that's awesome my son was so hairy when he was born 0.99

00:23:32.120 that my dad was changing his diaper and he had like this black hair in his butt crack and my 1.00

00:23:37.000 dad's like he's got cat hair in his butt crack i'm like no dad that's his hair in his butt crack 0.97

00:23:41.560 at five days old oh no already that's awesome downy little babies 0.98

00:23:49.080 yes those are the marshmallows

00:23:52.800 that's awesome yeah i pulled out my eyebrows so they never came back

00:24:00.020 so now i have to draw them on or kind of them on or whatever

00:24:03.380 and then i think a little too far in yeah i did a whole like you know because it was a

00:24:11.300 thing where you didn't have the it was you know they were and then my sister i have some sisters

00:24:16.580 and my sister was a not nice lady oh no she she shaved my eyebrows when i was like yeah

00:24:24.420 and then i mean the never you know no they don't remember no you never well i had a

00:24:33.700 I had an esthetician tell me that my eye like she's like actually you're super lucky because

00:24:42.960 you have such thick eyebrows because you have a lot to work with and I got really good over

00:24:47.080 the years at waxing my eyebrows when I do do it but I remember when I was like 14 I like what 0.97

00:24:52.060 you never see uh crybaby you know hatchet face from crybaby yes that's how I fucking did it my 0.97

00:24:57.520 eyebrows are so fucked and I had to go to school the next day right and I was just I made a joke 0.96

00:25:01.920 of it yeah god i haven't talked about that movie in so long i want to comment on what leaf on leaf 0.98

00:25:10.140 nurse's comment well apparently johnny is not a man uh apparently he's aunt bunny so

00:25:15.520 lord have mercy yeah goodness but he hasn't figured out how to braid hair yet that's why

00:25:24.280 he's not allowed to be a full-on lady okay 0.64

00:25:27.300 Chris suggested we put the link in the comment section again in case anyone else wanted to

00:25:40.180 I think we had six on here one night 0.64

00:25:44.600 what happened by the way why did you guys get fucking putting the time out well it was an

00:25:53.300 eight-hour stream Chris did so it could have been a number of things yeah there 0.86

00:25:57.860 was a few things that were said there that I was questioning I was like I

00:26:02.060 should not comment on I'm like I'm gonna ignore that they said that and comment

00:26:09.020 again in a few minutes on something else I want to comment but I'm gonna hold

00:26:15.260 back for a while and make sure it's still funny in three minutes yeah and

00:26:20.120 And also, like, I'm not going to repeat any of the things that it could have been, but I, like, Rogue and I thought of, like, at least 10 different things that it could have been this morning.

00:26:31.180 That's awesome.

00:26:32.960 Okay, so we got dinged for one, I guess, one out of 10.

00:26:36.340 Yeah.

00:26:38.840 It's like par for the course, really.

00:26:42.100 Yeah, it's like if you're not getting a spanking, you're not doing it right.

00:26:47.600 Well, you know what? I think it's time

00:26:49.520 that just push...

00:26:50.540 The pegging.

00:26:54.180 The pegging talk.

00:26:57.200 Oh, wow.

00:26:58.020 Did you read what Al said?

00:26:59.000 What did he say?

00:26:59.960 It was definitely the pegging talk.

00:27:02.520 Oh, yeah. I tried to fucking blank 0.96

00:27:05.560 that whole part out so I could still act like 0.95

00:27:07.520 you guys were my friends after.

00:27:09.200 Jesus Christ.

00:27:10.900 I don't think I heard that part. 1.00

00:27:13.280 Aisle and Jason went a little bit gay 0.75

00:27:15.080 for a couple minutes.

00:27:16.580 okay all due respect island jason i still i still appreciate you but i have to say it 0.96

00:27:25.060 he was making johnny fucking go 0.94

00:27:28.700 oh that's fucking awesome 0.98

00:27:32.860 he's always so serious even when he's joking so it's like even funnier yeah that's amazing 0.96

00:27:43.680 i'm gonna have to go back and watch that part no don't i get in at day hours it's not or is this

00:27:53.760 i'll have to wait till the stream or the uh the page is open again yeah

00:28:01.140 that's so i was wondering i was like usually chris is on on uh mondays there usually he does

00:28:08.020 one on mondays yeah and it wasn't on i was like oh i'm shocked kristen come on i was thinking

00:28:15.540 no and that's why too much talk about pegging and jews news music

00:28:23.940 that was the one I was trying not to say

00:28:27.200 you can't even show my face

00:28:30.400 oh you can't even show your face

00:28:32.740 oh I'm sure

00:28:36.920 oh it feels like Chris is on every day

00:28:41.720 yeah I love it it feels like home now

00:28:45.560 good well I can't wait to have you on my own one day

00:28:49.020 yeah I know I know it has to happen

00:28:51.520 I told Rogue like we're gonna have to go

00:28:53.680 do some road tripping sometime i don't know when but we have to do it before we get sheep 0.98

00:29:00.300 because after we get the sheep we're fucked we're not going anywhere so well we'll come to you yeah 0.93

00:29:05.620 yeah there's so much room here i could have everybody at once well yeah in the summertime 0.97

00:29:11.560 oh yeah we got the 16 coming up oh yeah oh yeah and michelle because you're not on telegram

00:29:19.820 um there is slip has a message for you and chris about december 30th

00:29:29.580 so just talk to sleep okay yeah december 30th not 31st no the 30th okay way better day way better

00:29:41.000 okay the day before a day is always a good day if there's something going on on like a day i'm like

00:29:47.100 i'm gonna do something on the day before and it's like a saturday tuesday 30th it is yeah yes okay

00:29:52.460 good okay well i got the 29th off too sweet i got i get taxis and loo days like 8th march and april

00:30:01.660 suck i bet they suck but when i get so for the loo hours is every long weekend every stat i get an

00:30:09.820 extra day extra day yeah so mondays i get the friday no it works yeah but normally easter's 0.98

00:30:17.180 and yeah that's okay i guess i'll work through i don't know what i'm going to be working with

00:30:26.140 attitude about the holidays because she she impressed me she said you know i'll work christmas

00:30:31.100 so the younger mothers can stay home with their kids i thought that was very nice that's very

00:30:36.940 kind yeah and thoughtful yeah yeah i've worked a lot of christmas and um halloween and things like

00:30:46.700 that so people can be with their kids because well i just had my dogs so yeah yeah they did

00:30:54.780 they didn't care that there were you know trick-or-treating happening yeah okay so now that

00:31:00.940 i see leaf nurses off the 30s and the first i guess we'll have to make some noise so we'll see

00:31:06.140 all right all right leaf nurse i will send you a message 30th to the first okay

00:31:21.340 where's slippy is slippy in there yeah he's in and out i didn't see him in earlier

00:31:27.740 i think he's going unnoticed sneaky little if i turn the phone oh oh is he coming on

00:31:35.260 his bigot's corner that sneaky little yeah are you being sneaky yeah right thanks whiskey

00:31:51.900 oh he doesn't want me to see any chat it's rude

00:31:57.020 nope that's annoying you can't see the chat yeah oh there oh huh slick willie

00:32:05.260 Slick Willy sounds fun. Who's Slick Willy? Oh, there we go. I don't know,

00:32:09.740 but there in the chat, that sounds exciting. Slick Willy. That's been my whole life. Tell me

00:32:14.460 something new. I'm Omago. New Brunswick, Newfoundland, New York. I'm Omago.

00:32:24.540 Oh, he's mad because he didn't get noticed because he came in and made his corner.

00:32:46.860 Oh, how long has he been in here?

00:32:50.220 i don't know i totally saw a couple but i was honestly paying attention to you guys because

00:32:55.580 i'm a shitty host hard to take care of especially when there's four of us yeah totally

00:33:02.260 should we uh poor baby oh i don't see him that far long ago he might have been listening a lot 0.61

00:33:12.280 longer than what he was talking though so if you come back he's just making sure where i guess

00:33:19.400 we're on yeah if you talk with a high pitch in your voice we'll let you on yeah he's coming 0.67

00:33:26.760 come back we have to give you all women names though oh that would be funny

00:33:33.320 so what would a woman name be for slip actually should we do this is this not emasculating

00:33:42.280 I am not going to think of names for him.

00:33:45.280 I'm going to give him a trans name.

00:33:47.340 Johnny gave him his to himself, so.

00:33:51.320 That's what I'm doing.

00:33:54.980 Slick Willy sounds like somebody we should definitely bring to a party.

00:33:58.280 They aren't talking about bestiality.

00:34:00.740 You sound fun.

00:34:05.580 Cool.

00:34:06.860 Look at that.

00:34:07.720 What are your thoughts on Palestine, too?

00:34:09.620 there he is hi buddy thanks for coming back

00:34:17.140 i guess he said his name three times so beetlejuice back

00:34:23.940 oh yeah oh we haven't said madame breezy yet

00:34:27.220 so if we say it three times she'll show up yeah where is she 1.00

00:34:31.560 blowy wind lady 0.97

00:34:36.320 we're just glad that you're back we didn't want we you came in all stealthy don't be stealthy

00:34:45.340 be obvious noticing you're supposed to be a wizard not a ninja for reals mr biggest corner

00:34:56.200 oh you were late you have to do your push-ups slipping

00:35:03.000 here he did his push-ups already you have to do yours now

00:35:07.720 must admit i haven't done any

00:35:12.240 but i definitely skipped the gym today yeah i noticed i haven't been like i've been slacking

00:35:21.240 i've been taking a bus home since it got dark because it's right in front of my good idea

00:35:25.240 i know but then like after like three weeks of taking the bus i'm like oh i put on a couple

00:35:32.640 pins i walk makes a big over time adds up yeah yeah right right now you can get away fast

00:35:45.680 now get my bike stolen chris

00:35:50.320 i found it like five years later in niagara falls when hey that's my bike

00:35:55.760 years later it went down my street another year later it went down the road again i'm like holy

00:36:00.960 fuck this bike gets around and you can tell it's my bike because you can see where they raised the 0.96

00:36:06.480 seat because it's so short oh now slips in those there now you're your real self yeah 0.99

00:36:21.760 oh yeah we called it the snot green bike because it wasn't green it was like a bright green but

00:36:27.120 yeah good looked like a poobala

00:36:33.280 i'm still trying to figure out figure out slip's name because

00:36:37.040 he told me that he's like you don't know my name he's like oh i thought sarah

00:36:40.560 told you my name and i was like no and then he would give me his name

00:36:45.280 so now i'm like what is he i was like a really like

00:36:47.440 fucking hilarious name i'm like no i i just do not i don't 0.71

00:37:01.120 oh you'll hear it soon enough he doesn't like his name 0.97

00:37:07.520 no i don't want anyone to say it on here no his name i i call him by his first name all the time

00:37:13.120 it's super fun yeah it really gets his attention he doesn't want me to call him by his first name

00:37:18.560 because he knows it's in well chris will be christopher that's yes that's the thing like

00:37:24.000 when you call him by his first name his real name that's when you know he's in exactly yeah

00:37:29.760 i don't love e-transfers whiskey she's so right um well thank you um chaga chaga with muscle pain

00:37:41.440 leaf nurse is asking chaga with muscle pain not specifically

00:37:50.080 goose fat apparently is a thing well when i take chaga i can say this when i take it

00:37:59.040 any pain i have or any like inflammation i feel like it goes away that's how i feel

00:38:04.560 about it inflammation yes pain no yeah so like i have like serious i have tmj you know what that

00:38:11.040 is is like yeah yeah like it's so severe that i thought i had ear infections for years and years

00:38:20.400 and uh then i realized no i'm actually grinding my teeth at night with like a thousand pounds

00:38:26.240 700 pounds of pressure and uh when i take the chaga it goes away it like feels like it never

00:38:31.840 happened so okay there you go yeah that's just my experience anyways but there's like there's so

00:38:41.360 much information out on the internet about chaga it's like endless yep um i've been taking cbn

00:38:48.740 and cbd uh cbn to sleep i'm yeah see gary gary's one step ahead of me um cbn oil for sleeping is

00:38:59.800 awesome um and the cbd for uh for pain is pretty good um the the the chaga awesome for the

00:39:11.400 inflammation huge fan do you do yours in the pills me like the powder pills or do you oh like

00:39:19.080 no no i uh well i do do that uh so like from the research i've done taking it raw is like

00:39:26.120 the best thing for like skin and tissue and then like when you drink the tea it's like that's where

00:39:32.840 you get like like it pulls out all of these things with the water and stuff that you wouldn't get just

00:39:38.680 from taking it raw you know what i mean yeah like even chaga you can like put it in an ice bath

00:39:44.120 overnight and it will still draw stuff out like you'll still get up in the morning and there'll

00:39:47.640 be like brown water there and it's all different levels or you can steep it but when i take it i

00:39:51.880 boil i take like i take like a quarter of this and i always make sure i got some black on it and i

00:39:58.860 boil that for like as long as i want to basically and then i let it sit in that water overnight and

00:40:04.020 then i get about a liter of that into me and i'm feeling pretty good yeah yeah yeah yeah okay that's 0.95

00:40:11.140 how like the natives did it and the other thing they did is they um would actually burn the chaga 0.97

00:40:15.960 and take the ash from it 0.51

00:40:17.380 and they would bathe in it.

00:40:19.660 Okay.

00:40:20.860 Yeah.

00:40:22.200 Oh, I got to know.

00:40:23.520 Brooker T here says,

00:40:24.560 what are the three hardest years

00:40:27.280 for a Hamiltonian?

00:40:30.040 I don't know.

00:40:35.720 I don't know either.

00:40:36.820 The day you leave.

00:40:39.780 Oh, Thursday.

00:40:42.140 Oh my God, that is amazing.

00:40:44.040 well did you hear the term pajamilton because we all walk around in our pjs and pajamas

00:40:52.020 yeah nobody knows how to get dressed in hamilton when they leave the house

00:40:56.660 i have never seen more people that don't get dressed when i go out in hamilton i'm like oh my

00:41:01.640 god i will never leave my house like that like if i have people wearing pajama pants in the middle

00:41:07.580 of the day do you not have a job sir i don't even like wearing pajamas in the day i do sometimes

00:41:13.280 like for comfort reasons but

00:41:15.360 I don't even like doing that

00:41:17.420 I'll stay in my

00:41:18.640 someone comes over

00:41:20.160 like if I stay in my pajamas till 10

00:41:23.640 it's like hee hee it's a Sunday

00:41:25.080 I'm still in my PJs but like 10 o'clock

00:41:27.080 I'm like eh you know like she said

00:41:29.320 someone might show up

00:41:30.320 you change into your house pants 0.98

00:41:32.300 I'm not being a jerk 0.99

00:41:34.520 I'm not acting like I walk around in my house 1.00

00:41:36.720 wearing fucking jeans and a dress all day 0.99

00:41:38.420 let's be serious 1.00

00:41:39.320 I'm not walking around like a fucking 1.00

00:41:41.700 um what is it um step for a wife but um i don't think that leaving your house in 0.99

00:41:47.940 fucking pajamas in the middle of the day is appropriate if you're over the age of like five 0.99

00:41:51.940 yeah just like uh like if you can't fit in like a child size like a five and under one three anymore 0.99

00:42:00.200 okay you shouldn't wear your pajamas out oh i was literally just gonna say what triple c said i was

00:42:05.180 just gonna talk about that about castor oil that's awesome oh yeah literally okay

00:42:10.220 Castor oil was good. We used to take them as a kid.

00:42:13.440 Right. And you guys all use

00:42:16.420 castor compresses, right? Oh, yeah.

00:42:19.020 Yeah. All the time. Yeah. You, Michelle?

00:42:23.420 Sarah? No. No? Okay. You guys need to get

00:42:26.260 a giant thing of the castor oil cold pressed

00:42:29.340 and put it on the places where you want things to be

00:42:33.080 moved and eliminated. It is

00:42:36.260 incredible how that absorbs into your 1.00

00:42:39.940 through your skin and does fucking awesome shit it pulls out man so gross the shit it pulls out 0.99

00:42:47.340 I like to take it a cheesecloth there and I get the warm castro on it just put it right over my 0.99

00:42:52.500 belly yeah oh yeah I heard the belly button was a sensitive thing that I have a thing with my

00:43:04.240 belly button i don't like the i don't know touch it in my belly button i'm like nope yeah i can't

00:43:08.740 see oils and turmeric in my belly button because apparently it has all the nerves that go everywhere 0.90

00:43:13.680 no i would be like get the fuck away from me it's the same thing with the ears what

00:43:18.240 why do you want to touch what oh did you ever do the ear candling yeah i've done that but i do it 0.99

00:43:23.900 myself i'm not gonna let somebody else put a fucking hot flaming thing in my ear 0.89

00:43:27.000 yeah i've done it too yeah but i'm not gonna let someone else know oh no and the last part 0.98

00:43:33.940 it's a belly button

00:43:35.200 it might work because my girlfriend said the feet have all the nerves too so if you put like

00:43:42.140 on your feet at night when you're sick so you have a lot of pores in your feet

00:43:47.320 like a massive amount of pores in your feet so if you're detoxing or cleansing

00:43:52.580 um you'll notice that you're sweating a lot from your feet if you put on like white socks and put

00:43:59.320 like my white socks i mean like cotton socks and um and go to sleep you will if you're detoxing

00:44:07.820 you will have gross colored socks in the morning um you can get these little pads that have like

00:44:14.600 a charcoal thing on them for that you put on at night i have them to put on your feet

00:44:19.620 and they suck out toxins um for when you have like swollen joints and inflammation and things 0.97

00:44:25.660 like that it's incredible the pores like you can suck out shit from your body from your feet 0.99

00:44:30.820 no shit oh it's amazing incredible can suck out trust me okay when i was doing raw there i was 0.99

00:44:38.280 like on heavy like i did like crazy like raw food diet for like six or seven months heavy on the 1.00

00:44:44.180 fruit like mangoes out the wazoo yeah and uh then one night i got this huge fucking craving for 0.98

00:44:50.740 spaghetti and i was like fuck i'm not gonna break my fast i'm not gonna fucking do it but i'm gonna 0.98

00:44:55.360 get all the vegetables that are in spaghetti and the garlic and everything and mix it up like a 0.99

00:45:00.140 salad so i did that i put so much fucking raw garlic in that man i'm not gonna say but there 0.99

00:45:05.340 was fucking stuff coming out of fucking places that you wouldn't imagine it's fucking gross i 0.99

00:45:10.240 was like holy shit and like my whole body was on fire but i knew it was like my lymph was moving 0.99

00:45:15.920 really really heavily there so yeah i knew it was a good thing happening but that's the thing like 0.95

00:45:22.220 i realized like when you're getting crappy stuff out you feel like crap right like it's gonna feel

00:45:28.180 like crap coming out yep yeah yeah you have to feel better or you have to feel worse to get 0.89

00:45:33.940 better right well yeah doing things like that like when you're removing parasites and toxins 0.99

00:45:38.680 and all that you're doing like heavy cleanses and detox from your body to just like reset your

00:45:42.840 balance um you're gonna feel horrible like when you do a liver gallbladder cleanse i don't know

00:45:48.200 if anybody's done that or not but holy i actually i've never done any cleanses oh my god stop

00:45:54.280 no never no oh my god so fun so fun like it's so great to sound fun to be honest

00:46:01.880 well it's interesting because you see how your body works and you realize the things

00:46:06.120 excuse me, that are in your body that shouldn't be in there because they come out very quickly. 0.94

00:46:10.320 And the things that come out, you're like, holy shit, that was in my body. Like that's what's 0.96

00:46:17.940 accumulating in my body from eating this and this and this. When you remove all those things slowly

00:46:22.820 from your body and you do different cleanses throughout, like you should do it over like a

00:46:27.080 period of 18 months. It's incredible how your body can change. Incredible. You will lose cravings

00:46:35.260 for things and you will no longer have like the taste buds for things like you won't want to eat

00:46:44.020 things because they taste entirely different to you once your body yeah because once you

00:46:48.580 when you're doing stuff like that and like you're fasting and whatever right because like i whenever

00:46:55.240 i do a cleanse i always do fasting as well because i want my limp to be like watery and like not have

00:47:00.840 a lot of mucus in my body right because i want things to flow and um where was i going with that

00:47:06.760 what was i saying uh when you're doing all that you like this other thing happens where you like

00:47:16.100 you get a lot of energy and when you're fasting it's a good way to discipline yourself and i found

00:47:22.220 that from doing that it made me more disciplined in other areas because i was able to say like no

00:47:26.380 and like hold my boundaries and stuff yeah more yeah and you realize that you don't need weird

00:47:32.860 like weird things to you you don't you eat to fuel your body rather than out of like out of like

00:47:42.780 yeah right and parasites actually like you look anywhere those like you don't realize when you

00:47:49.900 have parasites that that may very well be like what's causing you to crave those things in the

00:47:54.700 first place because parasites crave like things like bread and like yeast and starch and like

00:48:00.380 all that kind of stuff right and sugar especially um they crave so and i mean like bad sugars

00:48:07.340 because people get this all messed up like they say oh all sugar is bad and like fruit

00:48:12.940 but there's two different kinds of sugar there's uh like a simple sugar which is a one molecule

00:48:18.620 sugar which is found in fruit and vegetables and then there's a complex sugar right which is like

00:48:23.260 bread and starch and all that yeah yeah yeah which are not good bread be quite a bit of bread

00:48:36.380 i wouldn't know where to start if i wanted to do a cleanse so it's usually one of those i see one

00:48:41.580 of those clearance things on the shelf and it's like hey i try it once and like oh that's

00:48:45.580 interesting it's probably hopeless science and then you never try it again i am i had a natural

00:48:51.180 my um somebody in my family uh is a naturopath um and so i have access to um lots of alternative

00:49:01.900 health care modalities because of that and uh was able to access all of the protocols for doing uh

00:49:09.580 all of the cleanses within sequence of the 18 months um and with instruction as well right

00:49:16.780 so you should always have somebody there along with you when you're doing that yeah

00:49:21.180 A hundred percent. Like a naturopath is always, I mean,

00:49:24.240 I worked with a naturopath too out of Florida.

00:49:26.800 Yeah, exactly. That's exactly where, that's exactly where mine was.

00:49:31.460 Who? Yeah. Is it Robert Morse?

00:49:35.160 No, but I know who that is. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. I know who that is.

00:49:41.100 There's a, yeah, we will talk about that after for sure. Yes.

00:49:45.660 Carrie show bread, cheese, and potatoes is not a bad thing.

00:49:49.460 um yeah so like everything's okay in moderation right and well that's always we only have to eat

00:49:59.660 what we have to eat but like where are your potatoes coming from where's your cheese coming 0.99

00:50:03.380 from where's your bread coming from right i eat crap all the time from the fucking grocery store 0.99

00:50:08.240 because of time literally because of time i know how to make all that shit but i just literally 0.99

00:50:12.580 don't have time at this point in my life yeah so i'm thinking about that and i'm thinking you know 0.82

00:50:16.560 what okay i'm feeling like lots of inflammation and shit like that so i'm gonna like cut back on

00:50:21.060 those things right and um like that's what it is it's like and sometimes instead of saying oh i'm

00:50:28.300 gonna like buy this cleanse or whatever like from a store or like whatever this herbs or that herbs

00:50:33.340 just eliminating things like on its own it's really good right huge it's a huge thing eliminating all

00:50:40.140 of those things out of your diet all the sugars the caffeines the anything processed um yeah yeah

00:50:46.560 like i it's incredible yeah yeah like when i did that raw food diet it didn't start out that way

00:50:52.460 like i started like i started actually what happened was is i was like trying to put on

00:50:57.720 weight because i'm very thin normally like i am like six feet tall and i typically don't get past

00:51:02.740 like 130 pounds so i'm slim and i was like oh i'm gonna try keto but i was poor so i did really 0.82

00:51:08.620 shitty keto so I was eating like lunch meat fucking cheese all the time what ended up happening is I 0.98

00:51:12.740 got flesh eating disease yep and that was a whole big shit show I fucking fixed myself up on that 0.99

00:51:19.860 because the hospital told me yeah if we give you the antibiotics you're allergic to them and you're 0.98

00:51:23.640 gonna die so they sent me home but anyways this big long thing and I learned and it made me want

00:51:27.740 to learn all about my body because I thought I was gonna fucking die from that literally yeah yeah

00:51:31.720 and made me learn all about my body and then I just started eliminating things and I still was 0.51

00:51:37.020 eating cooked food but i was eating really healthy food and i was making sure i was buying non-gmo 0.97

00:51:41.340 and like all this fucking shit and then i went from that to okay i want to get everything out 0.98

00:51:45.820 i'm not like a vegan but i'm gonna cut out meat because i can't get good quality meat and all 0.99

00:51:50.460 this stuff right so it took me all of that two years to get to the point where i did six or 0.79

00:51:56.140 seven months raw and then what happened was winter came and i was like i can't fucking do this no i 0.99

00:52:01.420 I need fucking meat. 0.99

00:52:02.900 Yeah, I need meat. 1.00

00:52:04.000 I ate, you know what I did is I got a locally raised chicken there, 0.99

00:52:08.500 roaster chicken, and I fucking eat the whole thing, 0.98

00:52:10.400 and I made myself so sick. 0.99

00:52:11.600 Sick.

00:52:13.100 I've done the same thing.

00:52:14.400 I was raw for a couple of years,

00:52:16.260 and the same thing when I finally went, I was like, 0.99

00:52:19.300 I just want some fucking shrimp and chicken. 0.99

00:52:22.380 Yeah. 0.99

00:52:23.400 Well, I think any time to see you can eat raw.

00:52:27.040 It's a tech.

00:52:27.740 Yes, totally.

00:52:28.600 like when you're on raw food you're like laying there in bed at night sometimes and you're like 0.99

00:52:33.860 you're like salivating into your fucking pillow like thinking about meat and stuff like that 0.98

00:52:38.720 like it's like something that goes on bacon your diet is your genetics your food is your genetics 1.00

00:52:48.760 as well what your body and your habits has been eating yeah i come from italian

00:52:55.360 and Sicilian gene, so I got the bread and the pasta in me, so yay, and I got Irish, so I got

00:53:00.820 the potatoes. Yeah, yeah, it's interesting, too, though, because there's, you know, there's a

00:53:06.440 significant correlation, as I'm sure all of us know, between the gut health and mental health,

00:53:12.760 right? Like, if you're, if you're not healthy, and you're, you're messing with your, your gut

00:53:19.080 biome your your decision making and and your mental health your you know your depression

00:53:25.780 levels and all of that kind of stuff are going to be affected by that right and that is something

00:53:30.460 that a lot of people don't realize it's not something that's readily um talked about or

00:53:36.980 you know anything like that like nobody's educated on that kind of stuff either because so many people

00:53:41.440 are just are are force-fed the convenience food and and you know that's the main thing that can

00:53:47.780 that contributes to bad gut health is all that processed stuff right so yeah the preservatives

00:53:53.720 kill everything in your guts yeah and like that's why doing a cleanse is so important and then

00:54:00.780 reintroducing those things into your gut in the proper way reseps all your biome and it's like 0.98

00:54:06.920 you go from being from feeling a one type of way like you can feel like depressed and slothy and

00:54:16.420 you know have a hard time making decisions and when you do you like you know you question whether

00:54:21.480 you made the right decision and it's like you know some of the relationships in your life might be

00:54:25.500 you know weird and it's like you look on everything and you're like this is something

00:54:30.480 is just everything is not right right and then you reset everything in there and once you're

00:54:36.560 to a place where it's reset you realize that everything from how your hair looks to how your

00:54:43.120 eyes shine so that your skin to your muscle tone to the way that you speak and and how your daily

00:54:51.160 attitude of other people exactly it's incredible it's incredible how that is it one affects the

00:54:57.100 other when you go on a cleanse or whatever like you you there's an emotional cleanse that happens

00:55:02.980 too it's not just your body it's like a full thing and i i know a lot of people when they 0.83

00:55:07.120 went hard on raw like they really hit them like the depression and all this shit they've been 0.65

00:55:11.660 repressing for so long it just hit them so hard and um it's a good way actually like i would say 0.97

00:55:17.780 like you know people say ayahuasca and all this stuff is super healing while doing that kind of

00:55:22.080 fasting or whatever and if you have a spiritual purpose to go along with it as well like when

00:55:26.800 um it really really can heal you and so when i was doing that fasting i actually came across um

00:55:32.640 this book called uh the essene gospel of peace and this is like i guess a book that was left out of

00:55:37.480 the bible and it talks about how jesus went into the wilderness and was like helping these men

00:55:43.880 um heal themselves and stuff and it's actually crazy some of the stuff that he was doing because

00:55:48.860 it's some of the it's all to do with like fasting and all and all this other stuff right like um

00:55:54.100 and it it showed the spiritual connection between like parasites and stuff like that and everything

00:56:00.720 because there is like i truly believe there's a spiritual connection to those kind of things

00:56:04.980 being in your body right so yeah they're taking your life force yeah they're like demons yeah

00:56:12.100 exactly and slow amounts well because they're taking what you you like you know essential

00:56:15.620 nutrients from you so that you can't actually absorb those right i mean that's yeah ideally

00:56:21.060 they're you know they're eating my eyebrows when i hear like soy is a binding agent i'm like well

00:56:28.020 i don't know why do i want to be eating a binding agent is it going to bind my body the biggest

00:56:33.780 problem with soy is that it's uh got pseudo estrogen in it it's like it's like it's like

00:56:39.220 oh yeah yeah little duck boys anything that's also let me tell you i love soy sauce fermented 0.98

00:56:48.740 soy sauce i like tamari what's wrong with soy sauce tamari sauce is the shit yeah yeah almonds 0.94

00:56:58.340 in tamari sauce seriously it's so good but it's so not good yeah so it's like canola oil jesus 0.88

00:57:08.580 like the byproducts that come from vegetable and canola oil i don't know if anybody's ever seen

00:57:13.780 those the how that works the videos and stuff like that it's anybody that you like it's so

00:57:20.260 hard to find me now used to be able to get like this four liter jug of ghee at costco for like

00:57:25.700 18 bucks and they don't even have it now i don't care if the thing was 50 bucks i would buy it

00:57:30.180 okay like that's how valuable ghee is and then i'm like frying the potatoes in vegetable oil

00:57:35.380 and i'm like oh this is not good for me potatoes don't fry the same in butter you know what

00:57:43.060 go and get a big thing of bacon fat no i don't eat pork we don't eat pork at all

00:57:48.020 oh i made a lemon pie with bacon grease yes yes oh my god yes yes i had a friend that was uh

00:58:00.020 pregnant and can't do dairy or something like no dairy nothing so i made the pie crust with

00:58:06.020 the graham crackers and instead of the butter i used bacon grease so i just got this generous 1.00

00:58:10.180 lemon pie filling and they asked for a tablespoon of butter tablespoon of bacon grease just maybe

00:58:15.220 not right and the meringue it was good it was like the undertone of bacon in it

00:58:22.100 i want to go make lemon squares with bacon grease now

00:58:29.540 the stoner in me is like yeah i got bacon grease on the camera like you can't take

00:58:34.100 cookies and make a batch of cookies with a like a cup of butter and a cup of bacon grease that's

00:58:38.340 not going to work but a little oh no you can absolutely can't put chunks of bacon in it

00:58:44.180 pretzels chocolate chips yes i've done that and if anyone is interested they are

00:58:48.820 fucking awesome and yes i use hot butter you've taken like a cup of bacon grease and made cookies

00:58:56.660 yeah like instead of coconut oil i use bacon grease holy okay yeah me it's so good 0.91

00:59:03.060 so good i have to say coconut oil is good like if you're gonna use like a nut oil or a seed oil it's

00:59:09.620 the best it's the best out of them to use yeah for heating yeah yeah for all of the things right

00:59:18.180 in the hair and on the face and all over the body in the mouth oh in the mouth yeah i like it

00:59:26.420 pulling the of the grossness the teeth pulling yes yeah that's yeah marzipan in the stocking

00:59:34.500 everybody likes marzipan who doesn't like marzipan let's say anybody that doesn't like

00:59:42.340 i can't say i've honestly had marzipan

00:59:46.740 you have never had marzipan on the cake it's almond almond paste yeah

00:59:55.940 it's like an almond flavored oh my god you've never had more okay y'all i'm gonna send y'all

01:00:01.940 everybody marzipan for christmas yeah like my son was like could not have dairy and i didn't know

01:00:12.020 and then a whole bunch of things happened and that is actually what led me down the path to health

01:00:16.740 was i think i told you guys that story about my son yeah yeah a lot of parents don't know

01:00:24.980 my parents definitely didn't know man like holy we ate a lot of mcdonald's and like we got 0.94

01:00:30.100 But we got everything the doctor said we should get there and all that shit. 0.98

01:00:34.920 And I was like, I had like strep throat all the time and like asthma and fucking, I was sick all the time. 0.98

01:00:42.660 No, I was not. 0.89

01:00:44.900 I was, I got my first rounds of vaccines as a kid and then after that, nothing.

01:00:49.560 And I wasn't, I wasn't raised on any fast food or any, I didn't get sugar.

01:00:55.600 We didn't have very much just because, you know, we didn't have the money.

01:01:00.100 I never even ate a piece of dried fruit until I was like 20.

01:01:03.200 I didn't eat a piece of,

01:01:04.580 I did not have a chocolate bar outside of when I lived in Mexico and it was

01:01:09.560 like a treat once a year at Christmas.

01:01:11.760 You've got like a Milky Way or a Snickers and,

01:01:14.820 and they were frozen and it was the best thing.

01:01:16.800 I honestly thought that chocolate bars were served frozen until I was like,

01:01:20.980 Oh yeah.

01:01:22.120 17.

01:01:23.180 Anyway.

01:01:24.960 That's another story in itself.

01:01:26.500 But yeah,

01:01:27.480 I never had any of that stuff.

01:01:29.320 like donuts i remember once in a while as a kid but again it wasn't like i had a very like when

01:01:35.900 we had if i wanted candy we got like macrobiotic suckers oh yeah

01:01:41.060 i was pretty strict there like i've had problems i was making like um avocado mousse and then 0.53

01:01:50.660 freezing it in silicone molds with popsicle sticks in it i would just make smoothies and like

01:01:54.880 freeze it into the silicone molds for popsicles and like all sorts of crazy 0.93

01:02:00.320 shit i was doing to get him to eat healthy 0.89

01:02:03.440 delicious i like it yeah the only thing about eating healthy is it's the work 0.94

01:02:08.800 you know it's a little it takes more especially if you want to simmer and

01:02:13.520 slow things too because i mean garlic so slow is nice

01:02:16.880 well put it this way when you're on raw there's no cooking there's no cooking

01:02:20.560 going on you might do some mixing to make a sauce salad dressing or something or the

01:02:30.240 blender lots of blending goes on yeah i wouldn't i couldn't do it i couldn't do it it's definitely

01:02:38.480 like something that like i wouldn't say is for everybody it's pretty my parents are raw

01:02:43.040 they've been wrong in years yeah i haven't anybody everybody eat meats

01:02:49.520 yeah yeah everybody needs me yeah yep the girl across the street does not eat pork because uh

01:02:55.200 pigs are friends she had a friend that had a big farm so she's like oh i need a philippine 1.00

01:02:59.600 like go around the corner and look at mother sow you will eat bacon

01:03:06.320 there's two reasons i don't eat pork because i believe they have the most parasites out of

01:03:11.440 any meat available and also because god says not to is actually i didn't have it for a long time

01:03:19.120 either but and i tried it and was like even if it's cooked though there's certain parasites

01:03:26.480 that don't cook off with heat no i'm not trying to ruin it for you chris i'm trying to make you 0.95

01:03:34.880 like i'm trying to be your friend here and love you and tell you the goddamn truth 0.96

01:03:38.800 don't worry chris i don't care you can enjoy all your pork it does not volunteer i hope you do 0.97

01:03:49.440 enjoy when you eat it you know what is delicious though the sour cream and pig ruffles those

01:03:54.560 potato chips is a good i'm not saying it's not tasty it's tasty now i ate i ate lots of pork

01:03:59.840 growing up yeah oh good yeah but if your stomach can't handle the certain foods it's just the way

01:04:07.760 your stomach is yeah but again if you reset your stomach if you reset like it's interesting when

01:04:14.940 you pull all of that out of your diet and give it a very very you reset it and you you eat very

01:04:22.120 simple foods and again it's like you reintroduce things into your diet in a specific in a specific 0.99

01:04:27.900 order and it's like it's incredible it's really put it this way yeah okay i okay the fucking 1.00

01:04:35.780 elites don't eat that fucking shit okay i'm not gonna eat anything that they aren't eating okay 1.00

01:04:42.340 oh i like triple z we have teeth for a reason just saying yeah exactly to eat oh yeah and to 1.00

01:04:48.960 on vegetables yeah true story to tear apart fucking meat and if anybody likes their steak 0.98

01:04:57.040 over medium then you don't get to fucking be a part of i had a taxi driver he uh he says i've 0.99

01:05:03.680 been in canada for 15 years i like my steak medium rare i'm a good canadian there you go 0.97

01:05:10.800 yeah it's got to be like a little tiny bit of blood at least left in that thing

01:05:14.080 so joey says what's a vegetable

01:05:16.720 oh i like for my squash i'm like nervous of the amount of squash soup i'm gonna have to eat this 0.84

01:05:25.880 winter oh so good i had more last year but it was like so retarded i had my whole bathroom 0.95

01:05:32.120 fucking full of squash because i had nowhere else to put it i had like when we first brought them 0.99

01:05:35.600 in i had over like 250 squash or some fucking thing and then i gotta go in the fucking bathroom 1.00

01:05:41.460 and turn them over fucking three times a week 0.99

01:05:43.880 to make sure none of them have gone bad. 0.98

01:05:46.320 Oh, that's a lot of work.

01:05:48.240 And I'm like, did they squash away

01:05:49.940 to everybody that comes to my house? 1.00

01:05:51.780 I was like, holy fuck. 1.00

01:05:53.940 That's great. 1.00

01:05:55.340 Yeah.

01:05:55.920 So Whiskey Girl developed an allergy to fruits and vegetables? 0.90

01:05:59.920 Yeah, some people do because of the 1.00

01:06:01.780 pesticides and all the things that they

01:06:03.480 buy.

01:06:04.920 If you're eating a lot of fruits and vegetables

01:06:07.920 that were coming out of California

01:06:09.480 and uh northern mexico well we'll call it mexico for uh you know a period of years then that's

01:06:16.780 probably how uh how that went yay hi amber hi hi

01:06:25.380 the pulled pork turn out the what the pulled pork uh the this batch i don't know it's still in there

01:06:34.080 Okay.

01:06:35.080 It smells amazing.

01:06:36.080 Aw.

01:06:37.080 Ellen's gonna finish making dinner, so it's all on him now.

01:06:42.080 Oh, lovely.

01:06:43.080 Chris kind of ticked over with the eggs and the rest of the potatoes and things.

01:06:47.080 Nice. 0.88

01:06:48.080 What the hell?

01:06:49.080 You guys have guys that cook?

01:06:51.080 Just sometimes.

01:06:52.080 Okay.

01:06:53.080 I prefer to do the cooking.

01:06:55.080 I like my kid a certain way.

01:06:58.080 Right?

01:06:59.080 Yeah.

01:07:00.080 i think the three reasons first is man jobs entertainment and barbecue yeah yeah yep that

01:07:08.160 makes sense yeah yeah you can cook that's in with like barbecue yep man job is like putting together

01:07:14.960 the barbecue whiskey girl stop counting the like first five minutes into it

01:07:25.440 i think i have telegram but i rarely use it i'm really bad

01:07:30.080 with the online things oh the two of you both of you i know the other one too

01:07:38.580 you tell him he's the worst

01:07:40.940 just the worst

01:07:44.460 so what'd i miss what's the highlight of the conversation tonight

01:07:54.780 while we're talking about cleanses do you do those at all or no not really no I

01:08:03.900 like I like food too much I do you know I have tried cutting back dairy a time or 0.94

01:08:10.380 two um because I I'm pretty sure I'm got like a sensitivity to it shit in dairy 0.77

01:08:18.240 yeah I know right um but I just like cream too much and cheese so you know 0.95

01:08:25.360 everything in moderation my grandparents always said what doesn't kill you makes

01:08:30.480 you stronger so yeah I can't give up my cheese yeah exactly and so far if my my

01:08:46.040 body's been good with everything i've been meeting so you know i can make you can make your own

01:08:50.920 cheese from like raw goat milk raw milk like all that kind of stuff right i have a another dag in

01:08:57.960 the community um she brings me raw goat milk and i make my own cheese from it it's wonderful

01:09:06.920 it's so easy so fast and then it's like you know twice a week i get a big mason jar of

01:09:12.840 goat milk yeah when i want it and i'm making the stuff and it's wonderful so great and then you

01:09:19.800 don't have all the you know because i'm the same as you i don't do dairy for that reason because

01:09:23.560 there's so many hormones and so much in the dairy here and there has been for so many years that i

01:09:29.400 saw so many people like it's the same thing with birth control i have a whole it's i have a weird

01:09:34.920 thing around that too i don't understand it i don't understand why somebody would willingly

01:09:39.560 put hormones in their body that to me is just fucking super weird but the same thing with dairy

01:09:46.720 you're doing the same thing because dairy is pumped full of hormones and then they wonder why 0.99

01:09:52.400 the communities have that are super duper like i don't know ontario drinks fucking bags of milk 0.99

01:10:01.060 that's the weirdest thing to me ever i don't know where else has fucking bags of milk but not in a 0.98

01:10:07.440 lot of places i've been but you come here and then you see that girls develop super early 0.96

01:10:13.720 yeah right like all of their their their developmental things happen super early and 0.95

01:10:19.940 it's because they're like chugging milk like chug oh yeah when i was i was going into puberty

01:10:29.480 when i was like eight years old exactly and i was like watching all this going what what the

01:10:34.840 fuck is going on like what is happening here but then it's the same thing with like asthma

01:10:38.620 skin conditions all that kind of stuff and it has everything to do with the fact that all of the 0.99

01:10:44.880 whole the whole dairy industry is just it was fucked years ago when they started pumping all 0.98

01:10:49.460 of the hormones into all the food and gmoing everything and giving them all the fucking the 1.00

01:10:53.820 shit there's one more thing about this too is that cow's milk is incredibly different from 1.00

01:10:59.360 goat's milk or sheep's milk or something like that because of the size of the globules of milk okay

01:11:04.780 so a cow's milk globule is made to be drinking by a baby cow that has right how many stomachs do

01:11:11.200 they have cows like five five by something that has five stomachs okay um goat's milk

01:11:18.940 and sheep's milk globules are the same size as human globules and dog globules as well so you

01:11:25.260 can actually digest uh digest it better way better and also the problem with the digesting

01:11:31.680 cow smoke even further now is that when they pasteurize it it takes out lactase which is the

01:11:37.360 thing that allows you to digest lactose yeah and then it's gone and that's why like you get like

01:11:42.800 what my son had an impacted bowel where he's eating the dairy and it's literally turning like

01:11:47.200 uh rocks in his bowel yeah yeah like turning the cheese in his bowel because it can't be digested

01:11:53.360 just gets clipped in there yeah yeah i don't have any uh raw milk sources out here yet

01:12:00.400 but that would be awesome i'd love to you know try that and see how it goes in the household

01:12:06.160 it'd be pretty cool there is a couple of goats next door but i have to go milk them

01:12:12.320 liberty has a two percent goat milk that is organic yeah and it's actually really good

01:12:20.560 it's not raw but it's still it's actually it's still better actually not that bad so i asked

01:12:29.360 rogue if i can milk the sheep but when we get them but he said they probably won't let me milk them

01:12:35.840 probably don't need a stranger milk in their teeth right well the sheep are not like goats

01:12:41.120 they're like more like afraid of you and they will go some more like a dog yeah yeah they're good i

01:12:47.920 think for company for horses and cattle too um goats yeah yeah yeah i personally don't want 0.98

01:12:56.880 a goat because it's like they break a lot of shit and like i don't have time for goats sheeps is a 0.97

01:13:01.680 little like different goats are deaf well how do they have yoga i still don't get that what they 0.99

01:13:08.720 have goat yoga you do yoga and goats walk around yeah because they're like puppies

01:13:16.960 literally goats are like puppies on your body would be enjoyable i just i don't i don't get that

01:13:21.920 but would they like be eating your air where you're trying to like stretch a certain way

01:13:29.440 yeah yeah or sneezing in your face you know yes i never thought of that yeah pooping on your

01:13:35.600 little llama spit at me in the petting zoo more than dogs spitting llamas oh no i was like very 0.52

01:13:45.120 young and it bent down there at the petting zoo and i put my little fist in its nose hole

01:13:49.840 like really quickly and then it spit at me

01:13:53.280 yeah i was like i was terrified like to go to a zoo after that

01:14:01.460 yeah that's so good that means you learned something though

01:14:07.720 right lamas are very interesting that would be a great like i've always i have a friend um

01:14:15.560 and they have a bunch of llamas and every time I go there I just like walk in the llama pen and

01:14:20.820 I'm just like I seriously need a like I need a whole pack of llamas like that this is just my

01:14:26.000 life this is my life goal I want to have a massive greenhouse full of plants and llamas so that I can

01:14:32.500 just walk around with llamas with hats on and be like this is Bob this is Gertrude this over here

01:14:38.180 is Rose and this is Frank these are my llamas the thing about them is that you don't have to

01:14:43.660 kill them or anything because you could just sell their fur like that's what they're for right

01:14:47.460 or alpacas i like alpacas even better they're smaller and the fur is worth more money 0.99

01:14:52.560 quiet thingy is doing something i might have to go and come back no no no no no the other thing

01:15:01.940 about alpacas as well is that you can like put bags on them and you can take them on extended 0.97

01:15:07.880 hikes yes they will carry your shit up to the all the himalayas donkey donkey llamas i was a mule 0.66

01:15:18.280 actually i actually want a mule for like a couple reasons protection of the protection yes because 0.99

01:15:24.340 they will fuck up wolves and coyotes okay they will like stop yes really and also for hauling

01:15:30.700 shit yeah they're really good to have for a lot of reasons you know that somebody is like if 0.99

01:15:36.180 somebody is a real farmer they have a mule because that you know it's like yeah they they 0.98

01:15:41.600 apparently i'm gonna get a mule and i'm gonna name it johnny

01:15:47.080 amazing the llamas and alpacas are also good for keeping small predators at bay certainly not a

01:15:58.540 full pack but they'll do so no not a full pack but i did hear this one story of in alberta this 0.99

01:16:04.120 fucking mule fucked up like three or four coyotes yeah yeah i'll kick them yeah oh yeah yeah you 0.99

01:16:11.960 don't want to get behind one of their kicks yeah he like fucked up three or four of them before the 1.00

01:16:16.120 farmer realized what was going on and then he went out there yeah yeah yeah and it's true the llamas 0.96

01:16:24.360 they're good for like the possums and the stuff that comes in to try to take the

01:16:28.120 eggs and stuff like that the weasels and yeah that's what the llamas are good for uh

01:16:34.120 yeah like what are those uh not muskrats yeah weasels right like you you yeah that's why you

01:16:44.660 always see um llamas outside of like when somebody has llamas they have chickens right because the

01:16:50.240 weasels always go in and try to steal the chicken's eggs so the llamas will be outside of the chicken

01:16:54.000 coop so that the llamas will fuck them up what i actually really want is i want an entire pack 0.99

01:17:00.340 border collies and i want a pack of them so that they can live out the fuck outside 0.99

01:17:06.540 and have their own house i still love them and stuff but protect and stuff like that i feel like 0.95

01:17:15.140 i need more dogs my dogs are spoiled brad yeah you can never have enough dogs our oldest there

01:17:22.600 he sleeps outside still he's 10 years old and he doesn't want to come in some nights still

01:17:26.020 yep yep totally um yeah the kangaroo that's loose in ontario is one of my favorite things right now

01:17:33.620 he got caught yeah where did he get loose from was it like the uh i don't know where he got loose

01:17:40.660 from but the whole article i read this morning was kangaroo in toronto caught by the tail and

01:17:46.180 it's like a picture of an officer holding its tail he got away from the uh oshawa zoo while

01:17:52.660 he was being prepped for transport to a place in quebec oh yeah

01:18:00.740 they're so lucky that it didn't get killed on the highway oh yeah like there are so many 1.00

01:18:07.540 right oh my god it's so lucky it didn't make where you are and now you have diagaroos okay

01:18:16.260 it's gonna be crazy yeah listen breezy for the record we said your name like 45 minutes ago three 0.99

01:18:27.300 times so i mean am i like no i can't be the female version of this guy fuck that 0.98

01:18:40.260 who's the what who's the lady i can't remember 0.99

01:18:42.420 I'm so bad with names

01:18:44.900 With the big muscles 1.00

01:18:45.740 The lady 0.97

01:18:47.780 Becky Bex, is that who I'm thinking about?

01:18:50.200 Oh yeah, Becky

01:18:51.500 Becky Bex has got, but there's another one 1.00

01:18:54.040 It's Native Dharma 0.99

01:18:56.280 And she is 1.00

01:18:58.180 Fucking ripped 1.00

01:18:59.940 Like 1.00

01:19:00.860 She's got the pipes

01:19:04.480 And I'm like, whoa 1.00

01:19:05.940 You make me look like a pussy 1.00

01:19:07.540 This isn't okay 1.00

01:19:08.960 You know 1.00

01:19:10.220 i've got pretty decent pipes for a skinny chick but i also am lifting wooden and 1.00

01:19:17.180 this taquito hauls like big bags of fucking dog food or something 0.97

01:19:23.160 like it's nobody's business yeah yeah yeah i'm like hauling around 50 pound bags of produce all 0.98

01:19:31.160 day yeah it's fucking awesome but it works it works you stay fit you stay fit i worked at a

01:19:38.780 dry cleaner so it's up and closed up and down stairs yeah yeah so that works in the heat yeah 0.86

01:19:44.740 yeah yeah it's a good workout yeah it is every day then it's not so in labor intensive it's

01:19:57.040 like you're just getting the exercise doing what you're doing it's not like another hour

01:20:00.020 of your time but at the gym yeah yeah 100 yeah although i do like the couple of hours a day at

01:20:07.580 gym yeah it's a social thing my neighbor sees is that too because she works from home so going to

01:20:13.740 the gym gets her out of the house and yeah i definitely don't talk to people when i'm there

01:20:20.940 the girl from the i'm the one that's like laughing on my phone she wasn't yeah that's the one

01:20:28.140 yes gary i'm aware i broke a coffee cup last week because my arthritis was so bad

01:20:35.580 my heart's right just gets so bad in my hands that i drop all the time

01:20:39.100 and like i was having my coffee and my hand went well like my hand went all 0.81

01:20:42.940 fucked to drop my coffee but gary got some crazy glue and glued it 0.91

01:20:47.340 back together so here we are but he's making fun of me for saying i 0.94

01:20:50.940 can toss 50 pound bags of but well he's lucky 0.99

01:20:55.500 that we're not tossing his ass around so 0.98

01:20:59.660 yeah there you go how about that how about them yeah right oh there's times my girlfriend has 0.98

01:21:07.980 the bad arthritis and you know she had her husband had to help her do like just a small like going

01:21:13.660 into the bathroom oh yeah like i can't i can't hold my toothbrush some days yeah yeah like it's

01:21:20.140 it's stupid but i'm i'm thankful for the people who are able to help me you know what really

01:21:25.820 pisses me off is when my arthritis is so bad that i can't get the lid off the weed container 0.98

01:21:30.620 like seriously who thought of that to childproof the weed containers for the people with the 1.00

01:21:37.740 arthritis he's like how counterintuitive is that you fucking assholes oh i hate the store-bought 1.00

01:21:44.380 weed stuff like it's stupid but even like some of the weed containers like people have given me 1.00

01:21:50.140 containers to hold my weed as gifts because yeah well i have a lot of weed around my house so like 0.97

01:21:56.540 hey here's a nice receptacle for your weed and then it's like i get it in there and i'm like

01:22:01.260 now i can't open it this is all a legend she has no weed at her house don't go to her house

01:22:09.020 only a little bit yeah no none i have none only what i am personally smoking that's it that's all

01:22:17.660 i have two and i put it in mason jars now with a very loose lid that's how you're supposed to store

01:22:24.380 you you store your weed like you would your cigars exactly with a little package

01:22:33.020 display like mason jar because nothing is more airtight than glass so

01:22:42.940 pardon you don't even have to put it in the freezer you just keep it in the cool area in the

01:22:47.020 the dirt. Like a potato. Yeah, like a fucking potato. That's why they call us potatoes.

01:22:57.600 Yeah, keep us in the dirt. No, it's all making sense now. Stoners unite. Oh, yeah.

01:23:08.640 I just love them getting stoned, though.

01:23:10.640 It's what?

01:23:13.640 Sorry, Amber?

01:23:15.640 Oh, I'm talking to Alan. Sorry, I'm trying to be a backseat chef.

01:23:18.640 I told him I'll keep my mouth shut.

01:23:20.640 You know what, Al?

01:23:21.640 Oh, okay, I don't care.

01:23:23.640 You're placing the kitchen center.

01:23:25.640 Yeah.

01:23:26.640 Tell him to cook dinner and be quiet. 1.00

01:23:28.640 And make your lady your fucking steak. 1.00

01:23:31.640 She wants the fucking homework. 1.00

01:23:34.640 She wants the fucking homework. 1.00

01:23:36.640 i've learned to let chris do his thing and then yeah and then he'll try to you know chris size 0.99

01:23:43.120 me while i'm making something right yeah it's like would you like to just like take over would

01:23:49.520 you would you would you kindly what happened oh i gotta go check if you're baking treats you can 0.98

01:24:02.240 bake treats all motherfucking day i'll eat the shit out of that i like treats 0.96

01:24:09.840 because i can't bake i was gonna make christmas cookies for everybody for christmas because i 0.98

01:24:16.080 love to do that i used to make christmas cookies with my grandma and we would start in like

01:24:20.960 november so like when we went there for halloween um we would start making cookies and put them in

01:24:26.960 one of the two giant chest freezers

01:24:29.220 that could fit a couple of

01:24:30.840 easily like eight bodies 0.99

01:24:33.120 and she filled them up with cookies.

01:24:35.820 Those cookies would be gone.

01:24:37.660 Bro, I was like,

01:24:39.040 I remember as a kid running down

01:24:41.180 into the basement after we were supposed to be

01:24:43.160 like, you know, in bed 0.99

01:24:45.040 and it was like, I'm going down to that fucking 0.99

01:24:46.920 cookie freezer and opening it up 0.99

01:24:49.180 and I remember my grandma coming down and being like,

01:24:50.860 what are you doing?

01:24:52.120 You know what, Gary? I don't like lip.

01:24:54.440 I've already had this discussion about having

01:24:56.680 our period sync and i'm not okay with that bro but then again we would all be at the

01:25:03.080 same time and then that's just like banging it out so that kind of does work out yeah right exactly

01:25:13.640 but seriously okay you're flowing all right all right we're gonna be we're gonna be good for the

01:25:19.960 rest of the month, man. We're going to be kicking ass, taking names. This week, we're all dying in 0.97

01:25:27.880 fetal positions. We're not doing that. We are not thinking periods. It's not happening.

01:25:36.600 Periods, you guys, you know, short me back. It's just a better time for you and I sink,

01:25:41.240 girl. I'm already synced with Risky, girl. We already think. We've been hanging out too much.

01:25:47.000 i feel like that is not i don't i feel like i don't be bad for you guys like it how do you

01:25:58.200 guys like it huh i don't get mine anymore dang it period ranger i was lucky i didn't

01:26:16.040 summer rangers yo go go take that period rangers

01:26:26.760 that's horrible oh yo i'm gonna be the

01:26:36.120 wait no no i'm gonna be the red one 1.00

01:26:40.600 bitch we're all gonna be the red one 1.00

01:26:45.880 or the black ones 1.00

01:26:51.200 what the fuck well you've never seen those period panties they're black 1.00

01:26:59.240 they're black yeah they're all black but those were bladder ones 1.00

01:27:04.080 Oh no, they do have those designer ones for when you're wearing a dress, I guess.

01:27:09.080 The what, the charcoal-y ones?

01:27:12.080 No, they've got basically a reusable...

01:27:15.080 I'm like so confused right now. I'm the worst fucking female. God damn it. Please educate me. 1.00

01:27:20.080 They're making absorbent panties now.

01:27:22.080 Yeah. 1.00

01:27:23.080 They're like stylish underpants or diapers, you know, but like it's just women specific. 0.99

01:27:31.080 old okay i can still put my hat on all right i can still throw my hat on that bench and then

01:27:38.040 i'm on my way but it's reusable so you don't have to throw something out and

01:27:42.680 have the plastic yeah the same concept as the reusable diapers except for periods

01:27:53.400 i got one thing to say about those reusable diapers i got a cousin who was a not a freak but 1.00

01:27:58.120 very fanatic about healthy stuff and as much as she like wouldn't take breath control wouldn't 1.00

01:28:04.120 take aspirin won't eat flour and won't eat chocolate she would not use those cleanable 0.98

01:28:10.120 ones disposables that was it there's some things you just not reuse the brigade yes

01:28:19.960 gary you've been thinking about this way too long gary i know you know you know what gary 0.80

01:28:25.240 you better step the fuck up and make us t-shirts don't stop don't no don't tell him to do that 0.68

01:28:32.060 because they i can tell you what they'll look like and i don't think any of us are going to 0.98

01:28:35.900 want to wear them i don't think you'd give us pink shirts because we'd all fuck them up

01:28:44.200 i don't think any of us are going to wear pink ever um however i feel like they would be incredibly

01:28:51.120 low cut knowing oh i see yeah gary gary he's already saying you know what i'll do a sports

01:28:59.020 bra i fucking love sports bras let's go every puppy is down on lock let's go yeah yeah i'm 0.91

01:29:06.680 a canadian girl i've got layers on underneath my layers so layers on layers on layers 0.98

01:29:14.140 as long as we don't have any rules as to what i have on underneath said shirt we're good 0.82

01:29:21.120 something else for me it's sweater puppets is she wearing a bra is she not wearing a bra and the

01:29:30.240 it's like we don't have to wear a bra we can literally go all day and be in a sweatshirt

01:29:37.280 and a jacket and no one knows we're not wearing a bra because we i love it you can't see i've got 0.97

01:29:43.440 I mentioned my underproof and you have no fucking idea but 0.98

01:29:47.480 You walk around the grocery store going 0.99

01:29:51.460 When you guys do your little ninja 1.00

01:29:56.820 Itch for your fucking ball sack 1.00

01:29:59.340 We got that too but it's our titties 1.00

01:30:01.580 We can play with them anytime we want

01:30:05.780 Titty Tuesday, let's go

01:30:08.920 It is Titty Tuesday

01:30:11.380 it is

01:30:12.420 it definitely is

01:30:14.520 amen

01:30:17.060 I have to ask before we stray too far away 1.00

01:30:19.800 from the whole woman's things 1.00

01:30:21.320 does anybody else here use a menstrual cup?

01:30:24.860 no, it's the only one

01:30:25.820 never?

01:30:28.500 I was looking into it

01:30:30.220 but

01:30:30.960 it'll gross me out

01:30:33.940 I can't do it

01:30:34.620 for me it's just

01:30:37.340 yeah

01:30:38.660 it doesn't happen enough for me

01:30:42.480 I'm too old

01:30:43.060 so for me it's just a matter of

01:30:45.960 I know I'm just I'm waiting for that

01:30:48.160 ticker to go where it's just like you know what 1.00

01:30:50.140 bitch menopause and I'm just like 1.00

01:30:51.880 thank you 0.99

01:30:52.640 I'm so close

01:30:54.780 I'm so close

01:30:56.120 but I never

01:30:57.860 it didn't happen for me

01:31:00.380 like that I never

01:31:01.400 I wasn't heavy enough for it to be

01:31:04.280 a thing 1.00

01:31:04.680 whiskey girl uses it she swears

01:31:08.480 by it apparently yeah see i know lots of people really like it i don't know probably like three

01:31:15.200 or four years now literally changed my life you feel so clean there's no garbage like you're

01:31:21.840 literally like totally like there's no garbage you know it's awesome um and there's some that

01:31:28.640 you can even empty without taking out so like you literally don't even have to get your hands dirty 0.99

01:31:34.960 you just bear down a little bit it tips the cup it comes out into the toilet fucking 0.98

01:31:41.760 okay i understand like i understand the whole concept behind it i gets it 0.98

01:31:47.440 okay it's awesome right and it's it's just like you've been at once and you're laughing

01:31:52.640 literally your whole life things that come out of my body

01:31:55.360 yeah yeah fair see the problem i came across with it was when i was using it i had a physically

01:32:07.200 active job and if i didn't manage to get that sucker seated perfectly the first time it's like

01:32:12.100 i could have to go in three or four times to properly seat it before it would actually stay

01:32:16.280 interesting but that's all depending on what you're doing every day i guess too because that's

01:32:23.520 that was stocking shelves in the warehouse at walmart yeah right stock and shelves

01:32:30.160 and you've used it for a while right yeah yeah i won't go back like i don't even have tampons

01:32:36.960 anymore or pads you know what that's about it y'all know what you ladies need to invest one done 1.00

01:32:43.600 i don't need a she we i can like that so you can piss in the bush oh yeah you don't even 1.00

01:32:56.100 have to take your pants down yeah yeah the little cup yeah it's like a funnel for your 1.00

01:33:02.540 vagina it's amazing yeah there's like go girl and isn't there like a couple and all out there 1.00

01:33:08.240 on the market yeah sarah i'm gonna write your name in the snow let's go 1.00

01:33:20.320 you know what then though you've got a pissy cup they're like now what you gotta wash it 0.90

01:33:26.160 i do i do but it's okay you just water there's a stream nearby like whoop there you go she's

01:33:35.040 He's getting a bottle of water there to rinse the piss off of it.

01:33:38.020 Yeah, literally just went, water it out.

01:33:40.860 Water it out. 1.00

01:33:42.700 Be a lady. 1.00

01:33:44.820 Be a lady and piss standing up. 1.00

01:33:47.700 I'm interested in this. 1.00

01:33:49.720 No more sprinkler systems in between our legs here, ladies. 1.00

01:33:54.340 Lord have mercy. 1.00

01:33:55.840 I think it's going to sprinkle one way or another.

01:33:57.160 I got a good spot.

01:33:58.020 I'm fine.

01:34:00.880 I know.

01:34:01.500 When I was having this conversation, it was with bourbon and Vaz.

01:34:04.500 the other day and just yeah and I'm like literally I'm like clearly you guys 0.98

01:34:09.360 don't have a vagina so you don't even know how bad it is for us but the 1.00

01:34:12.820 fucking feet right and then I'm just like the moment that stream hits a lip 1.00

01:34:19.200 that's it it's fucking game over like you go from having a stream to a 1.00

01:34:25.860 fucking sprinkler system and you're fucking just watering the whole garden 0.99

01:34:32.880 it's like sitting down on it never mind yeah that's why you gotta squat like really low 1.00

01:34:39.020 so like it literally had nowhere else to go but to the ground right i'm like because they're like 1.00

01:34:44.980 well just squat i'm like i don't like sometimes when you squat sometimes you pee on your fucking 0.98

01:34:49.360 shoes it's a strong possibility in the summer on the farm i always piss outside and the guys 0.99

01:34:57.120 piss outside and i'm like guys you guys have to like piss somewhere where people can't see

01:35:01.700 I'm like it reeks like hot piss out here guys like go do it in the pack yo I can't that's 0.99

01:35:21.400 amazing boys will be boys though I mean yeah if I could piss from the fucking front step 0.99

01:35:27.000 i would too but yep what do you know like you need me to grab walk my whole way as i'm pissing 0.97

01:35:33.960 so that i'm not you know so i could i'm telling you it's changed my life when i'm in the bush

01:35:41.640 i have no problem i'm like oh i gotta take this no problem but don't get a dream

01:35:48.840 but john be careful where you're squatting in the bush you might squat on some something pokey or

01:35:57.000 I say only for Ben Street when we get

01:36:00.240 information.

01:36:02.680 But do you do Kegels, sir?

01:36:05.280 Do you do Kegels?

01:36:08.600 I don't need to.

01:36:11.400 He's saying what long

01:36:12.740 names are hard.

01:36:13.460 You're doing it right. 0.89

01:36:16.120 If you do Kegels,

01:36:19.140 I'm telling you, us ladies,

01:36:20.600 we have our dream 0.99

01:36:22.120 to a fucking science. 0.99

01:36:24.060 An explanation point. 0.99

01:36:25.460 can you print i can i can write anything you want to the snow right yeah like what do you want me

01:36:33.380 i'll write a paragraph i don't care let's me write shakespeare

01:36:44.100 tell my chair 0.54

01:36:46.820 Oh, I see a tail! Which kitty's that? 1.00

01:36:54.820 Berlioz.

01:36:55.820 Okay.

01:36:56.820 Our boy.

01:36:58.820 I used to be able to peel bark off of the tree.

01:37:03.820 That's why you can't do something else.

01:37:06.820 Pressure. Pressurized.

01:37:09.820 Or a pee puddle.

01:37:11.820 Well, you got a kegel phone.

01:37:13.820 That's amazing.

01:37:14.820 Oh, but it is true. You can't jump on a trampoline when you get older without having to pee.

01:37:20.360 No, you can't. I've learned that the hard way.

01:37:23.860 And I thought that was people that just had kids.

01:37:26.300 It was not fun. 1.00

01:37:27.460 Gravity is a fickle bitch. 0.99

01:37:30.260 Yes. 1.00

01:37:30.780 Fickle bitch. 1.00

01:37:32.860 Doesn't care. 1.00

01:37:33.920 One day, the land's wrong and that's it. Everything shifts and you're fucked. 1.00

01:37:39.780 Yep. 1.00

01:37:40.160 Yeah.

01:37:41.020 And it's like, I laughed.

01:37:42.440 What just happened?

01:37:43.800 Yeah.

01:37:44.680 what's like what the my dog starts and i peed a little i don't understand right

01:37:51.960 no warning no one is like this is gonna go

01:37:58.840 and then you're like this is great i love this and then one day you wake up and they're here

01:38:04.920 and you didn't even get to appreciate this before it went to this did i tell you all the story

01:38:11.000 about when I went to Portugal?

01:38:14.140 Cause in Portugal, they got the new beaches, right? 0.99

01:38:17.620 Boobies. 1.00

01:38:20.700 I watched the granny walking down the beach. 1.00

01:38:23.320 Her kitty must be right the fuck here. 1.00

01:38:27.620 No fucking word of a lie. 1.00

01:38:30.340 Right fucking here. 1.00

01:38:33.160 Pocket. 0.99

01:38:34.000 It's like a safety hazard.

01:38:34.960 And I was on the beach like, 1.00

01:38:38.320 what the fuck? 1.00

01:38:40.880 She could wear them like a scarf. 1.00

01:38:43.420 She could have thrown those bitches over her shoulder 1.00

01:38:47.440 and just warmed her neck up. 1.00

01:38:48.800 It was crazy.

01:38:49.640 Like a continental soldier.

01:38:53.120 Oh my god.

01:38:54.360 Listen, I used to work with a retired stripper. 0.99

01:38:58.020 And I shit you not. 0.99

01:38:59.920 I have never seen boobs like that in my life. 1.00

01:39:02.460 I was like, what happened? 0.94

01:39:04.780 Like, did you just, like, were you like a ceiling fan?

01:39:08.680 what what where did you put them that they ended up so far down there 1.00

01:39:18.040 well we have a woman that will walk the streets and she'll be looking on the ground and

01:39:27.700 they're just low did you imagine i don't know when it's over and then stepping on your kitty 1.00

01:39:33.940 i think at that point i would wear a bra yeah you have to grab a long bra like like it's like 0.99

01:39:48.180 socks but for your boobs it's like i'm having a heart attack it's like no stepping on my titty 0.98

01:39:53.140 you don't want to crush them right because that's not healthy either like you still want 0.99

01:39:56.900 you know that'd be long like boobie socks so you just tuck them into your band your waistband 0.87

01:40:03.940 oh gosh yeah you'll never trickle them again oh i guess that's when small titties get next 0.97

01:40:10.100 when you get older then so you know that is uh right i used to have really small boobs they 0.91

01:40:16.180 were super small and then one day they were not i was just as shocked as everybody else and i was

01:40:21.940 like my boobs have always been so small except for when i was pregnant with my son i was like 0.96

01:40:26.420 two hundred and like thirty something pounds when i was pregnant with him and my tits were huge huge 1.00

01:40:32.740 yes i used to have massive boobs but now they were like small pregnant 1.00

01:40:38.340 boobies were the best movies i'm just gonna say 0.96

01:40:41.700 for sure anything that gives life i am all for

01:40:44.340 i mean amen yeah my husband would look at me 0.80

01:40:49.060 when i'd be like breastfeeding my boobs were just like pow right 0.96

01:40:52.900 yeah yeah he's just like i hate you so much 1.00

01:40:58.020 because they're yeah yeah yeah i'll murder you man i will i will murder you do you want to die 1.00

01:41:10.820 today well i know how to choke out now because i know you have to remember the hand behind the head 1.00

01:41:18.020 right and push the head down you gotta really give it a good squeeze right

01:41:22.820 i'm gonna go for a cigarette i'll be back in five minutes don't go anywhere i just can't

01:41:31.940 take this with me because well okay well i'll be back

01:41:34.940 no don't 0.98

01:41:40.460 i don't want to knock you out not really funny ass fucking stream i have said some pretty funny 0.99

01:41:47.920 gnarly ass oh we've been having fun oh man no i don't need to as much as i say it's good like 1.00

01:41:57.280 all those ways to kill chris when i really have to inflict pain on you i have trouble 0.99

01:42:04.880 yes it would be kind of funny but then what if i go too far and then i actually do 0.86

01:42:10.080 you don't want to do that when he taps you gotta let go

01:42:12.640 unless it's somebody attacking you and if he taps you who cares harder

01:42:19.560 you're like oh you're still living okay hold on your neck some more maybe i should learn

01:42:26.920 before i actually do it so i we have pads for that now wait i can't but you know it is a good

01:42:38.200 thing to learn right it is absolutely defending yourself a hundred percent i encourage every 1.00

01:42:45.460 fucking woman on this panel in the fucking stream if you have a chance to learn some form of self 1.00

01:42:53.820 defense i highly suggest you do it and first aid yeah that's so bad you know good knowledge to have 1.00

01:43:01.840 yeah been a long time since i had welcome back stranger people almost like you were gone forever 0.99

01:43:08.140 yeah where you been me yeah yeah oh fuck my fucking my service if i sit in this one spot 0.99

01:43:19.320 that's next to this wall that has like this fucking insulation in it that it has like tinfoil 1.00

01:43:24.300 on or some shit i don't know what it's called one of the men don't know what it's called if i sit 0.99

01:43:27.580 not too close to that wall it cuts my off my service that was too close to that wall 0.99

01:43:35.180 she got too close to the special spot the special spot

01:43:42.540 no we're like well that's the one bonus of being in the city you always have the good internet

01:43:46.940 yeah we literally just run off our hot spot we need to let that about getting starling though

01:43:52.860 that's your no-no square yeah yeah

01:44:00.060 ah rogue spears out splitting wood

01:44:04.220 splitter a wood splitter or do you do it by

01:44:08.460 what oh he has an axe no no we got a wood splitter

01:44:12.620 oh okay well that's what i was trying to say but an axe is useful but an axe is

01:44:18.060 also dangerous and uh the wood splitter like even though like it moves slowly back and forth like

01:44:24.540 i know how to like split out if you know how to use it right like i can split a log like four ways

01:44:29.420 with two passes you know what i mean so yeah you just have to know how to use it and make it

01:44:34.020 efficient i love using the wood splitter when i get a chance i hardly ever get a chance because

01:44:37.920 the kids but it i just love doing it well it's like you get rewarded right like you split all

01:44:45.880 that wood and then it's like january and it's minus 30 outside and you're like oh yeah like

01:44:50.760 i'm so glad i did all that yeah yeah people love like when we took our old old maple down

01:44:58.360 we had rented a wood split in the backyard was full of that needed to be done everyone wanted

01:45:02.280 to just work the machine no one wanted to actually move it no one wanted to stack it

01:45:07.000 chris had to stack it all because i didn't want to know and then canadian's daughter they had a

01:45:12.680 video of her splitting the wood and then but it's stacking and slamming it to be fair to be fair

01:45:24.040 stacking is definitely a dude thing because they are particular with how they want that 0.95

01:45:32.840 shit did it needs to be that the pile is not leaning one way okay and i'm not like 0.82

01:45:38.840 you have to make sure it's absolutely perfect especially your base there so that when you're 0.96

01:45:42.440 I'm taking a piece of wood off the top of the whole thing.

01:45:44.360 Mindstack's following us.

01:45:45.700 It's not going to tumble down, exactly. 0.99

01:45:47.680 And, like, I know guys can be really anal about that kind of shit. 0.99

01:45:53.320 Robie's, like, the most organized guy ever. 0.99

01:45:58.720 So it's got to be a certain way.

01:46:00.860 He's, like, we're running a ship here, okay?

01:46:03.280 And, like, this is how it goes.

01:46:04.580 I'm the captain, and I make the rules because I have all the experience, and I'm the man.

01:46:08.160 so when i tell you to do something like it's usually because we have to do it this way

01:46:14.440 because there's something that you can't see that may come in the future and if we do it this way

01:46:18.840 like we're preparing for that so it's got to be stacked a certain way everything's got to be done

01:46:22.700 a certain way yeah no and that's exactly it i was exactly what i was gonna say my buddy from 0.98

01:46:28.320 timmons was the same way when he had unloaded this huge fucking truck of fucking wood at his uh 0.96

01:46:34.440 his little camping trailer area and i was like i was starting to stack he's like no i'll do it 0.98

01:46:40.440 and i'm like okay and then he's just like no no i'm just really particular with what i start 0.98

01:46:46.600 to shoot and i'm just like okay bro like yeah i'm gonna talk to your dick anymore like go go ahead 0.95

01:46:56.040 chris stacks it yeah and then it's just a guy thing you just gotta let the guys do it's the 0.99

01:47:02.120 men and their wood i advocate for electing whoever does it best because in our case i don't mind

01:47:11.560 stacking and this last two courts that we stacked i did most of the stacking the first two rows

01:47:19.000 turned out pretty good the last one totally fell over and it's like

01:47:24.920 you retired yep that happens you lose them

01:47:27.880 that's why like don't delegate me to stacking yeah you know it was only one

01:47:34.480 and so one it's just closer to where whoever does the job the most efficiently should be

01:47:40.840 the one doing it so what happens here is like he makes me learn every single job right yeah

01:47:46.200 no but he wants me to know that in case something happens exactly I can still do the job but like

01:47:53.920 as far as delegating like responsibilities yeah like he's the most efficient at splitting the

01:47:58.560 wood so of course he's gonna do it I'm the most you know how I delegate it's just like oh yeah

01:48:02.500 babe you look great picking up that block of wood and play seated on that pile that's how i'll be

01:48:09.460 done

01:48:21.060 good got to make them feel special

01:48:32.500 yeah exactly you know if they do you know you go over there like hercules hercules and they're all

01:48:38.500 like damn i am hercules i know he does and i must admit when there's a fresh new pickle jar i gotta

01:48:45.540 go can you get this right well thank you and we're thinking and but yeah i why should i hurt my wrist 0.96

01:48:55.300 because i work well on my like the keyboard thing right so the openers of jars openers of jars yeah

01:49:03.860 and reacher of high things when i'm too lazy preacher of high

01:49:08.340 theme jigs that are in high places the top shelf god

01:49:15.380 because i can get a chair so then i'm my own god yeah we're both tall so i don't have that excuse 1.00

01:49:20.500 yeah yeah i'm like six feet he's like six two six three y'all are some tall ass motherfuckers 1.00

01:49:28.100 we have tall ass motherfuckers my son was like 23 inches long when he was born 1.00

01:49:33.020 yeah okay what's the average white basketball players 0.99

01:49:37.520 but i had my dad's brother was uh like six foot nine or something like that we called him uncle

01:49:47.440 stretch he was super tall like a giant like yeah i remember he for fun he used to go around just

01:49:53.360 picking like random women up well not random but like the women in our family at like family

01:49:58.240 dinners he'd just like come up behind you and like with two bows yeah i have like all people in my

01:50:06.320 family very rare yeah he actually died in a car accident because um he was in a really small car

01:50:12.960 and his head was like oh my god and someone had to slam on the brakes yeah it was terrible

01:50:19.920 yeah oh my gosh yeah yeah being small has its advantages yeah you can fit in small places but

01:50:25.840 see i'm like slim and like i fold together like a yeah it's like watch me be a tiny thing

01:50:35.200 leverage is also amazing when you're tall i love that i like have leverage because

01:50:40.480 You would literally just like grab me by the head and hold me back and I'd be like, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, hey.

01:50:50.940 I think that's literally why like I never really had to fight anyone in school.

01:50:55.740 I always had girls like that wanted to fight me and stuff like that. 0.99

01:50:59.220 And then like every time it was like I didn't even know who the fuck they were. 1.00

01:51:03.660 And it was just like some online fucking bullshit or whatever. 0.99

01:51:06.740 and then they'd like come to my school and see how fucking tall i was and then i just end up 0.99

01:51:11.520 talking to them for like half an hour and they would leave that happened like three or four times 0.98

01:51:16.060 and all those girls all of those girls that happened with years later at the same fucking 0.75

01:51:24.640 party came up to me and apologized to me for doing that and they said that i'm so sorry for doing 0.98

01:51:30.420 that you're so fucking cool and like all this shit and i was like that's awesome like i thought it 0.63

01:51:34.220 awesome yeah they actually well how come the tables have a term yeah oh good they owned up to it i was 0.99

01:51:43.500 pretty easy to pick on though like when i was in junior high like i like and when i was in public

01:51:49.020 school i was like the tallest girl and i had um bubbles glasses and stuff like that and like i

01:51:55.820 didn't have my braces yet so my teeth were like a little bit up so i was like super easy to pick

01:52:00.220 on back then and and then i changed right like as i came into my womanhood yeah then everyone

01:52:07.500 quit picking on me i wasn't the ugly duckling anymore so no i just got picked on for being short

01:52:13.740 which what can you do it actually ended up turning out that like like all like it was just

01:52:21.580 weird all the guys like they actually like really like tall chicks and so i had that problem after

01:52:27.140 that too yeah well you were probably assuming i've dated tall dudes it's it was always weird

01:52:34.500 i have to date tall dudes but i've dated short dudes i've dated i dated two different guys that

01:52:39.140 are like five to three but they had amazing personalities like you know what i mean yeah

01:52:46.740 i would literally be dating midgets yeah at the end of the day it's like for me especially it's 0.99

01:52:52.900 always been about like who they are inside i can't say that's been that way for every relationship 0.97

01:52:59.140 i've been in but yeah but this it's there's something there's a zing there that makes you

01:53:05.380 zing and that's that yeah especially too i think when there's something that happens to like say

01:53:12.820 you have a child with somebody and like it doesn't work out and that person ends up being like not

01:53:17.700 who you thought they were and stuff you were still meant to come together with that person

01:53:21.540 yeah exactly and you learn things through having that child with that person and having the parent

01:53:27.860 with them and stuff and your child learns things from that parent too right like so that's why

01:53:32.660 it's important like even if you don't get along like you allow the other parent and stuff because

01:53:38.820 they're gonna learn so much from that um about themselves right so yeah yeah yeah relationships

01:53:47.780 are a tricky thing man especially because like even back in the 50s and 60s and stuff like they

01:53:54.040 still showed kids even in high school they showed them um like videos and stuff on like how to have

01:53:58.620 proper relationships and all these kinds of things and they totally wiped that out and replaced it

01:54:02.700 with sex ed instead we should be teaching children like how to have valuable relationships and stuff

01:54:09.800 like that and how to like vet the people that you are gonna like get married to and date and stuff

01:54:14.860 like that right yeah the best relationship i ever had is obviously with rogue and like

01:54:21.100 it was like a five year like like getting to know each other process that like could make everything

01:54:26.380 that works now work right right right well you're always going to be learning on it with each other

01:54:32.140 and that's and that's the thing in a relationship it's it's constant you're constantly learning how

01:54:38.700 to grow together yes as a team exactly and that's what it is it's you need to you need to have a

01:54:47.580 team and there's a common misconception around relationships that it has to be 50 50 and that

01:54:54.220 is so up because relationships are never going to be 50 50 because you know what there's always

01:55:00.220 going to be where you're going to require to give or take or whatever right it's like a 50 50 balance

01:55:06.780 is so unrealistic two people giving a hundred percent of what they can give in their own 0.98

01:55:14.780 capacities ladies ladies hold your tauntauns one at a time yeah it's true 0.96

01:55:30.700 looking at me like what the are they talking about right now 0.69

01:55:36.780 oh mister then you can go on to bigot hoth okay and then you can listen in 1.00

01:55:48.860 well then don't listen in i don't care nobody cares fuck it 1.00

01:55:58.300 at least they can hear both ends of the conversation on like a rotary rogue is 0.99

01:56:01.740 waiting to make his internet appearance for a very special time oh oh is he really yeah wait

01:56:08.860 the time is known by no one but god one day one day one day it'll happen one day oh my he doesn't

01:56:16.220 even know hey i can do all this stuff i i never thought i'd be doing this talking to me either

01:56:24.620 never in a million years this is amazing what we've accomplished yeah yeah this is like exactly

01:56:30.620 what i want to do yeah but this is what we're supposed to be doing this is the whole point

01:56:37.100 of us doing what we're doing is that we're supposed to be like meeting people in different

01:56:41.900 places so that we can all share all of the things that we know like this is what we do right

01:56:50.540 tribe the up and they're still down here but i mean i'm gonna try to pull them up here i'll try 0.98

01:56:57.340 right i mean bras are alive totally i think bras are what make your boo-boos fucking saggy yeah

01:57:05.820 honestly it doesn't develop the muscles causing things yes i don't know i feel like it's i'm off 0.84

01:57:16.140 to bed it's past my bedtime night everyone night whiskey girl night whiskey yeah it's definitely

01:57:24.460 i i was like a no bra person for a long time so i mean and minor set your puppies free they do

01:57:33.260 whatever they want i mean just let them just let them do whatever the who cares this is why 1.00

01:57:38.380 the men are watching the stream right now for this conversation if men just saw a pair of tits 1.00

01:57:43.660 right now they'd be like oh where am i if i eat darts flash world peace what 0.96

01:57:54.460 this is why we put up with all that other weird conversation so we could see this

01:58:00.060 or we can at least hear women talk to each other about this because i'm sure they enjoy 1.00

01:58:04.900 that as well because i don't think many women sit around and do this to be honest

01:58:08.480 or do they i don't remember i don't yeah see i was just gonna say i don't know i don't

01:58:14.960 hang around with a lot of women so yeah i mean it's one of those things you know 0.97

01:58:19.060 yeah i'm not uh i don't have a lot of lady friends and most m'lady friends are like 0.99

01:58:25.380 until now fucking psychos like me so yeah yeah we we attract like oh so psycho recognizes psycho 0.99

01:58:37.760 i guess yeah yeah i mean that's usually how it goes right yeah oh yeah boobs are good accessories 1.00

01:58:46.600 You know when you have to go to a nice event 0.95

01:58:48.840 And you gotta wear a dress 1.00

01:58:49.780 And boobs win in every fucking argument 1.00

01:58:53.000 Hands down 1.00

01:58:53.720 I confirm

01:58:55.440 All you have to do is be like

01:58:57.600 All you do is this and that's it

01:58:59.620 Game over, it's done 1.00

01:59:00.720 Like I shit you nuts 1.00

01:59:06.400 I have gone out of so many fucking arguments 1.00

01:59:11.120 Where it's just like what we're arguing about 0.99

01:59:12.820 I don't even know

01:59:14.100 Or just get naked and stand in there

01:59:16.240 and then it's like if you just stand there naked they're just like yeah are we gonna are we gonna

01:59:23.320 start arguing if you do that they think they've won the argument but technically they haven't

01:59:31.180 they just think they have when they start arguing to start like taking your clothes off right in

01:59:37.040 front of them and then just stand but then they're gonna be like oh they won't even know

01:59:43.880 I don't know what's happening, they'll be so confused.

01:59:49.880 This is great, this is great advice, ladies. 0.93

01:59:59.880 If they don't immediately stop arguing by the time you're naked, just stand there for a while. 1.00

02:00:03.880 No, you just stand there naked. 1.00

02:00:05.880 Like, full blush out, fucking titties out, everything. 1.00

02:00:09.880 when you just are you just like no i pose it 0.99

02:00:16.440 yeah it works every time oh sorry

02:00:22.120 you're all seeing my mom and then they're like oh were we fighting or yeah boobies yeah what are we

02:00:33.840 doing they're already gonna get confused when they watch you stripping your clothes off they're

02:00:38.140 to be like what is totally going on right now like that's that's already the initial up right

02:00:44.620 that's the initial mind part what are you doing yeah you put this out it's all over it's amazing

02:00:52.940 yeah game over how that works fs trade welcome back i'm back just turning my battery saver on

02:01:04.380 it made everything up you know just i'm getting a new phone soon i can't wait

02:01:11.500 maybe your battery needs jesus my battery needs something

02:01:16.860 yes my battery needs to just go off and then i'll go get a new phone

02:01:23.340 i did bible reading earlier i was talking about that

02:01:25.820 i was gonna say some words yeah that was that was good i was trying to looking to go into

02:01:41.580 this church guys exactly um they're like they follow they call they're like they practice

02:01:47.980 original christianity and like they believe in jesus but they follow the old testament laws and

02:01:52.300 stuff like that which is like down my alley and um i had this amazing talk with this pastor who's

02:02:00.200 like the head of all these congregations for the entire country actually i had like an hour and a

02:02:05.900 conversation with him great conversation until we got to the end and he he said i asked them like

02:02:11.300 the stuff about the pandemic and that kind of came up and then he i realized that like like he was 0.99

02:02:18.260 brainwashed as fuck about it and like I was like fucking laws and then tell me 0.98

02:02:30.360 that yeah like and I'm like there's nowhere for me to go I have to make my 0.99

02:02:35.340 own church yeah so the yeah that's probably gonna be something that's 0.97

02:02:37.880 happening in the next five or ten years so i i love you uh women's bubble bible don't be a dick 1.00

02:02:45.080 don't be yeah yeah don't be a dick yeah as long as you don't be a dick we gonna be good 1.00

02:02:53.080 but oh the church left oh my vote when we say actually can we like really put emphasis 1.00

02:03:01.400 You gotta get some like pork and spit in it, you know?

02:03:12.400 Actually. 0.50

02:03:13.400 Spit like your great grandfather when he's angry.

02:03:26.160 Try the taking off clothes method.

02:03:28.160 It works every time.

02:03:30.160 But like the church that Jesus left for his believers and stuff, for his own church, he called it the ecclesiastic church.

02:03:40.280 Not like the one that is like the one we have now, which is like getting government funding and stuff like that and all that stuff.

02:03:47.040 But the actual like people, the men and women and stuff that he left behind, the true Hebrew Israelites or whatever, right?

02:03:55.880 The followers of Christ.

02:03:57.440 So if I say I belong to a church, it's that one.

02:04:00.160 is the one that he left behind that's what i'm going with because that's the only one that uh

02:04:05.520 i can see of uh true value that i found in my area anyways yeah it's hard especially after all

02:04:14.880 of the that happened well they also made it a little easier by you know a church that puts that 0.87

02:04:21.360 gay the homo flag outside and then you're like why can't we put up a gag flag instead of the 0.99

02:04:26.560 the homo flag yeah so that church is out right anything that supports it i i refuse to support 1.00

02:04:35.180 it yeah no the the church i go to they don't and when they own they're like oh do you want to like 0.99

02:04:40.800 you know donate for blah blah blah blah and i look at her and i'm like i don't need help 0.55

02:04:44.520 and then she looks at me kind of weird and then i pay for my shit and i leave and then she's 1.00

02:04:49.680 confused you're an arrogant bitch you gave her cognitive dissonance oh i tell the cashiers i 1.00

02:05:06.120 donate to my own charities yeah every time everywhere you go yeah i donate i get my own 1.00

02:05:12.920 tax refund i'll say out loud anytime they ask me to donate the first anytime i'm going to a

02:05:18.560 cashier now the first thing i say is not going to donate and i'm gonna pay debit or cash or

02:05:25.280 whatever right but the first thing i say right now is because it's it's like no i'm not donating

02:05:29.440 thank you but then they're all like but ma'am would you like to donate right and then you're

02:05:35.660 all like no no would you like to round up the cost so that you can donate the rest of the cost

02:05:43.800 when i worked in retail recently i was like anytime we had to do the donation things i

02:05:48.920 refused to ask so i always got reprimanded for not asking because i was like why am i gonna ask

02:05:55.220 for those things when i don't that money goes to it i'm not gonna ask for money for sick kids i'm

02:05:59.820 not gonna ask for money for are you kidding me right now mothers against drunk driving get

02:06:04.280 i'm not asking for donations for any of those things and every single time i had to do those

02:06:09.220 like five times a year reprimanded they're like you have it's part of your job description i'm

02:06:14.000 like no it's not it's definitely not part of my job description write me out go ahead go ahead

02:06:19.060 what are you gonna do take away my management give me the writer give me the writer somebody

02:06:24.580 tells you that you have to do something that you don't want to do or what i do when somebody tells

02:06:30.600 me i have to do something that i don't want to do usually i don't want to do it because it goes

02:06:34.620 against my ideologies yeah and stuff like that i tell them you have to accommodate me for my 0.81

02:06:46.040 fucking religious beliefs okay and that's what i tell them because that is what you have to say 0.89

02:06:51.540 like you have to tell them that it goes against your your rights and freedoms and stuff like that 0.99

02:06:56.620 and they have to make an accommodation it's part of their fucking like their oath or whatever that 0.98

02:07:00.760 they have to do that and if they don't do that well you got a fucking case yeah you guys stay 0.96

02:07:06.040 there sir uh once upon a time when i did retail it was actually in my contract that i had to ask 0.94

02:07:12.400 people to donate so it was not part of my contract how i had to ask them so i would just always in my 0.84

02:07:19.960 no sarcastic fucking tone of voice because they always had signage do you want to donate to 0.66

02:07:24.860 whatever the heck they want to try and take your money for yeah right exactly well that's a good 0.99

02:07:29.960 way to do it yep yeah totally like how dare you tell me how the fuck i spend my money oh 0.99

02:07:37.880 fuck i don't also too whenever i'm looking at a contract and i look at that thing there's 0.98

02:07:44.300 something on there that i don't agree with i'm gonna try and negotiate that right up front 0.99

02:07:48.040 yeah yeah absolutely you're not apparently you're not allowed to say when you ask for donations to

02:07:54.760 sick kids hospital if they want to donate to the child trafficking in canada that's apparently

02:07:59.960 frowned upon and where's the donation for a men's charity i don't see any men's charities ever oh

02:08:06.840 there yeah there was child trafficking and organ harvesting yeah exactly and the women's college

02:08:12.600 hospital was another one i was like uh nope blm and i was like what hey do you want me to ask for

02:08:18.920 donations for the don't even i'm not even i there is no way there's no way i'm doing any of this

02:08:26.680 stuff so hard no it's also a way to get off of cash because i'm like if you if you want me to

02:08:33.500 do that you you wait and then they put me on there for five minutes and be like you can't 0.82

02:08:38.100 fucking say that and i'm like well i did so take me off of cash great problem solved right 0.85

02:08:47.700 maybe you didn't place me in the right position that's right it's like if you want me to ask for 0.99

02:08:52.660 things i'm gonna be like you know do you want to donate to the women that don't listen you know

02:08:56.580 like there's so many things i'm not going to take this seriously because none of it is serious

02:09:00.340 it's not going to a serious cause no give me a break if i'm going to donate i'm doing something

02:09:06.340 in my neighborhood people like no right yeah that's we're going to donate my time yeah i'm 0.87

02:09:14.020 I'm not going to give a donation through the government fucking purchases or anything like that. 1.00

02:09:18.640 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

02:09:20.360 You can get the tax credit for it? No. 1.00

02:09:23.020 If I wanted to make sure these people actually got something out of what I'd give, 0.99

02:09:26.720 I wouldn't give it to a fucking charity because they're not going to do shit all from the charity. 0.99

02:09:31.360 Yep. 1.00

02:09:34.140 Donate to the Grim Shop.

02:09:37.040 Don't forget the Grim Shop.

02:09:38.140 Donate to the Grim Shop.

02:09:41.460 And you can buy stuff at the Grim Shop.

02:09:44.020 yeah do they still have that uh used aircraft carrier or something up there

02:09:49.620 or make some food and go and give it to some of the people who are homeless in your neighborhood

02:09:55.360 because there's tons of people in every single park that we used to go to and walk our dogs and 0.99

02:09:59.860 there's now tents in them so if you want to do something good donate through a fucking store 0.99

02:10:04.940 go and give some people some fucking food or blankets or a jacket for fuck's sake 0.99

02:10:08.100 i saw what don't mistake the homeless for the fucking drug addict so no no i'm not going to i 1.00

02:10:14.500 have that very clear distinction for sure i'm not saying that but you know you can you know the 0.98

02:10:19.220 difference yeah well they're saying we can give like in a little a freezer bag you know put a

02:10:23.860 big pair of socks a pack of gum a beef dirt energy bars water yeah yeah a toothbrush face yeah and

02:10:32.100 And you know what I think would be like the pads and things, tampons. 0.75

02:10:37.100 Women's shelters and things, those things. 0.99

02:10:38.720 Hey, you can't get all that shit for nothing. 1.00

02:10:40.480 Never mind, man. 1.00

02:10:41.460 No, you can't get that shit for nothing. 1.00

02:10:43.000 No, you know what? 1.00

02:10:43.780 I was told more than once, man.

02:10:46.360 He's not wrong.

02:10:48.020 He's actually not wrong.

02:10:49.440 But you know what?

02:10:50.240 The shelters in Ontario are actually, there's a lot of...

02:10:53.620 That's why you see them all.

02:10:54.980 Yeah.

02:10:55.520 Yeah.

02:10:58.100 Yeah.

02:10:58.580 walmart and those types of places donate a lot of uh a lot of things to those places it's the

02:11:04.360 people who not just walmart i've been in a women's shelter twice the same one it was a very nice one

02:11:10.260 but there's a lot of private donations that come in too and stuff like that for the women like

02:11:14.400 in the forms of money and gift cards and clothes and stuff like that yeah they're fine yeah oh

02:11:19.980 yeah when you go in like certain ones especially where i was there in muskoka like it's very nice

02:11:25.160 like you had your own room the rotary club redid all the bedrooms and like i had a keypad

02:11:30.440 lock on my door and everything yeah yeah yeah it was super nice yeah but they don't let anyone in

02:11:36.680 there like women and children like yeah yep and you have to be like really working on your life

02:11:42.040 and it's not just like a free stay there you only have so much time and yeah yeah no but it's also

02:11:47.480 like i mean chris makes a good point right there's a lot of people who are you know just there are a

02:11:52.120 lot of drug addicts and i'm not saying that they don't deserve things it's not about that but

02:11:55.480 there's also a lot of people who are you know who are homeless and who really need the thing

02:11:59.800 right so donating to a homeless shelter is one thing but they are they do have a lot of things

02:12:04.040 and a lot of them go to the wrong places but um there's definitely nothing wrong with rather than

02:12:09.560 donating your money to whatever charity and cause they're asking for at the local

02:12:14.120 grocery store liquor store or walmart or whatever you know spend the 50 that you would spend in 0.99

02:12:19.720 donations and buy some fucking energy bars and a couple of fucking hats and mitts for some people 0.98

02:12:24.280 you know one year when i had my when i was just starting off my catering business there like i 0.99

02:12:30.200 decided just to like well because i wanted to do it and also too it's like good to get my name out

02:12:35.980 there and stuff so at christmas time i posted like on all the town's web uh like facebook pages and

02:12:41.680 stuff and i said like i want to know if anyone knows anyone in need because i'm going to make

02:12:46.420 a bunch of soups and like bread and muffins and stuff like all gluten free and stuff like that

02:12:51.500 too and um i just want to bring people like care packages and stuff and i actually got a huge

02:12:57.700 fucking response and i ended up doing like a hundred people wow it's so awesome i made homemade

02:13:03.840 chocolates and everything and um i went and gave it out and it felt so good just to do that and 0.98

02:13:08.740 these people like a lot of the people were people who had just like um lost a loved one or something

02:13:13.960 yep you know there's lots of people like that who just they don't have anyone in their lives

02:13:19.120 and they just need to know that somebody cares about them right so yeah yeah yeah if you have

02:13:25.180 the extra right like yeah it's always good to give it fucking right absolutely that's like that's one

02:13:32.520 of the only things we can do right is it's help and give to others so i have that's yeah i mean

02:13:39.780 that's yeah i call that spreading the sunshine along the way right yeah support the community

02:13:46.800 you know yeah in all the ways we can i mean yeah yeah it doesn't always have to be donating money

02:13:54.720 it's like no friend comes over or someone needs a meal you come in time like our neighbors our

02:14:00.920 neighbors know when they need something they know they come here to ask yeah vice versa yeah

02:14:06.040 yeah totally it's like 1980s exactly it's old school give me sugar right yeah yeah yeah totally

02:14:19.500 and that's the way it used to be and that i it's nice living in communities like that for sure i

02:14:24.300 lived in like a place like that recently for like 10 years and that's exactly the way it was

02:14:28.340 like i would come home after being at school and then working all day and the person my neighbor

02:14:33.740 who let my dog out she would leave me dinner on the on the counter and then like a note with it

02:14:40.780 that says look in the freezer and then she'd leave me dessert in the freezer like you know

02:14:45.980 what i mean and i was like oh my god and that happened to me all the time they would like go

02:14:51.340 to costco and like i guess she would be like letting my dogs out and she'd realize i didn't

02:14:55.060 have any water in my water jug or whatever she'd bring me a water jug and then put like protein 0.98

02:14:59.380 bars or like a big giant bag of m&ms on my counter and then i go over and let her dog out and same 0.87

02:15:06.340 thing like i'd go over and i'd put like a you know a six pack of like a molson coors or whatever on 1.00

02:15:10.900 her counter for her husband and you know like a big pineapple on the counter for her like that 0.95

02:15:14.980 it's that's the neighbor thing like that's what people do unfortunately too we just like chilies 0.74

02:15:21.140 we all like chili and soup and whatever food goes around and you know we needed barley bags and

02:15:27.220 someone will need something or they'll need a job like their gutters clean because we'll go

02:15:30.740 down the road clean gutters or you know we're lucky but you know it takes that effort to reach

02:15:35.860 out to your neighbors to do that too oh for sure yeah yeah you gotta put yourself out there so yeah

02:15:45.140 exactly when i first moved here i was by myself and i had my dogs so i went around and like said

02:15:49.700 hi to people in the neighborhood and i met a bunch of people in the neighborhood and then

02:15:53.780 you know like at christmas people realized i was by myself so they came over and they brought me

02:15:58.100 like a little christmas gift and like a card and like i came home from work one day and i had like

02:16:02.260 a bunch of flowers at my door because my neighbors you know saw that i was by myself and they just

02:16:07.700 left me a bunch of flowers at my door like that kind of stuff right like that's the same thing

02:16:11.300 and i do that all the time for my neighbors it's great like it's it's a great it's a great thing to

02:16:15.220 know that you have in your community right yeah well like it's the same thing here like with all

02:16:20.260 of like the neighbors our tenants and stuff like that on the property we're always uh helping each

02:16:26.100 other out giving each other this or that or you know i did some canning uh for a neighbor

02:16:33.780 made a deal or whatever just take they're like just take what you think is fair and give me the

02:16:38.340 rest and yeah yeah we're always nice for that yeah yeah exactly i mean that's why we're all

02:16:45.460 together right for all this community stuff that's the whole point so that we can all just

02:16:50.180 share each other's stuff you know be able to to say this is what i've got this is my contribution

02:16:57.700 you know yeah well there's only something you got to like and someone else has got like skill to

02:17:04.100 bring it to like a product or something and you maybe don't have the skill or the time or whatever

02:17:08.580 right you can always like the bartering right like you have a skill and i have a thing and 0.87

02:17:13.860 my neighbors know i don't have a green thumb at all i can't grow shit except i can grow flowers

02:17:26.160 and that's about it so i told them they grow it i'll cook it so they'll bring me potatoes 0.97

02:17:31.360 grow everything everything like this beautiful fucking thing okay yeah but he tells me he like 0.96

02:17:41.180 loves gardening he's like i see these plants and like nature is like a beautiful woman he tells me 0.99

02:17:47.580 and i love it he says he's like every flower is like a beautiful woman he says

02:17:56.300 and i'm like yeah like all i can grow is calendula and it like grows so easily

02:18:02.220 that's awesome well that sucks yeah but i don't like he grows so much i don't need to grow anything

02:18:11.180 i didn't get my garden this year and i was very upset about it

02:18:17.100 but that's okay it happens we did poorly on a few things like uh the zucchini didn't turn out

02:18:24.840 but we did good on some things like potatoes and what else do we do good on the squash was okay

02:18:32.920 like for what we grew because we grew only like a quarter of what we did last year

02:18:36.700 and i'm trying to think what else was good oh our corn turned out pretty good but i learned a lot 0.98

02:18:42.640 of lessons about growing corn like fuck it's not worth it all my corn that i picked i only got 0.99

02:18:49.180 three quarts of corn out of all that fucking corn and i was so pissed i was like this is 1.00

02:18:57.860 fucking not worth it that's not a lot no that's irritating we just had a small patch of corn 0.98

02:19:02.780 but like it was still like 100 stalks of corn and only got three quarts of corn yeah so how 0.98

02:19:10.780 many dozen is would estimate i think there was like probably like four or five big cobs on each

02:19:19.680 stock at least so yeah and we probably ate like i think we ate like a dozen or so

02:19:31.880 just like right off the cob and then i was like i'm gonna try and can it

02:19:37.820 i did and i actually ended up feeding it all to my chickens after i canned it

02:19:41.800 oh yeah some things are just easier to buy i guess yeah and like corn i find it's like not

02:19:54.700 worth it for like the amount of nutrients you're getting out of it you know what i mean unless you

02:19:58.320 got like a big fucking field but that's a lot of maintenance that's why they like that's why they 0.87

02:20:03.040 do it industrial the way they do yeah so we got a couple nice good corn crops in the neighborhood 0.98

02:20:09.360 i get out in rural and they're really good and our farmer's at the local market oh kitty

02:20:15.760 which one's that again this is toulouse okay toulouse with the white face yeah

02:20:23.520 murder yeah she murdered uh my mom's 10 year old goldfish oh my god

02:20:31.360 the pond by the front door

02:20:35.120 oh i was like mom do you still have two fish she's like i don't know why it's like i found a fish head

02:20:44.960 oh she checked and she's like yeah the white one's missing

02:20:48.400 it must have been friday night because she did come home with wet feet so okay she was fishing

02:21:06.080 yeah well come down off the mountain brow there and go eat my neighbor's goldfish out of their

02:21:11.680 pond so they just gave up the pond and just shoveled it in i gave up with the tomatoes

02:21:18.480 because the squirrels would just eat them they'd be just ready to pick and the little

02:21:21.840 would get them so i just ripped them out no way you like net and like fence our

02:21:28.880 our tomatoes off like crazy it's not i'll just buy them off what about tomatoes i love tomatoes

02:21:35.680 oh hey my cat wants it i had such an experience this year with tomatoes it was like nothing i

02:21:44.980 ever experienced my whole house was full of tomatoes yeah it sure does stink when just

02:21:53.200 even one of those bad boys goes rotten let me tell you i hate like that's the thing about 0.98

02:21:58.060 farming people don't realize is that yeah you can grow all the fucking food but you got to be like 0.99

02:22:01.620 turning everything over every day insane yeah that's intensive then i feel like i'm traumatized 0.95

02:22:13.060 by tomatoes actually yeah you're gonna have dreams and nightmares of tomatoes i do i'm having one

02:22:17.700 right now as we speak i did make ketchup though homemade ketchup oh yeah yeah you made homemade

02:22:29.620 ketchup i did so good were you happy with how it turned out pardon were you happy with how it turned

02:22:37.780 out yeah i was um the only thing is that i don't have like a nutribullet blender you know or like

02:22:43.940 a vitamix so i can't get it to like a paste um so it's like it has a perfect taste it's just

02:22:51.220 it's a little more what i would call like rustic rustic called like a country style ketchup kind

02:22:55.780 of it's not quite a tomato relish it's still pretty smooth but you have to like cook everything down

02:23:01.700 like the the tomatoes and the onions and the garlic and you have to cook it all down i put

02:23:07.460 brown sugar and salt yeah mustard seed and mustard you put in there and yeah takes like

02:23:17.540 like in a slow cooker you can cook it like it takes like a couple days but i just do it on

02:23:21.860 the wood stove and i think it took me six hours of cooking the tomatoes down oh that'd be nice

02:23:26.500 flavor they get like caramelized pretty well it's delicious it's a labor of love sweet

02:23:35.460 Oh, yeah, it'd be a lot of love. Well, good food is a lot of labor.

02:23:40.180 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Right? But, like, that much more delicious.

02:23:44.740 Oh, it is. It is worth it. One thing that we did amazing on, though,

02:23:48.420 and nutritious, was blueberries there. I canned eight gallons of blueberries,

02:23:55.540 which turns into, like, one gallon once you cook it down.

02:24:01.780 Yeah, I have a ton of frozen blueberries from this year.

02:24:04.580 yeah it's awesome it was crazy rogue was like picking every single day and then bringing it

02:24:09.780 back and i was literally like canning them like just like you come in i'd wash them out put them

02:24:14.580 in the pot and jam so much fucking jam and i made my own pectin so i don't have to buy pectin next 0.56

02:24:20.900 year cool that's awesome yeah that's fun that's a really fun thing to do and uh the pectin at the 0.98

02:24:30.580 grocery stores got a bunch of chemicals and shit in it so oh yeah great apples yeah yeah

02:24:37.380 so how'd you do that tell me tell me more you like take uh crab apples there and um 0.97

02:24:44.260 like or the core and peels of regular apples is good too or like a really sour apple like

02:24:50.900 granny smith that has like the more sour the more pectin and you know the length of sour

02:24:55.540 apples you get like that waxy feeling on your tongue that's the pectin okay

02:24:58.740 so you take it up take all that i like cut my my crab apples just in half i put them all in a pot

02:25:04.580 up like as high as i can fill it with water not quite water all the way or else it's all

02:25:09.860 going to boil over like two-thirds of the way put a lid on it get it boiling and then you're like

02:25:16.020 you're you don't want to stir it you just want to like cook them until they're totally

02:25:19.700 mush and then you check it okay and then you got like a colander over top of another pot

02:25:25.300 for and it's all done cooking right and you got your cheese cloth in there i put like a colander

02:25:30.260 and then i put like a fine mesh strainer and then i put my cheese cloth and then you like put your 0.97

02:25:36.020 fucking all your apples in that strainer and you don't want to mush anything because you don't want 0.94

02:25:40.100 like the fiber from the apples going through the cheese cloth into your pectin and then i cover 1.00

02:25:44.740 that with a lid and it's all hot and shit and i just let it drip there all night and then the next 0.99

02:25:49.940 morning i take my apples i throw them to the chickens and i fucking you can strain it one 0.99

02:25:54.420 more time if you want i don't there is a little bit of fiber in the bottom of my jars but it's 0.98

02:25:58.420 totally harmless and anyways then you put it in your jars and you just can it like you would jam

02:26:03.380 in a water bath wow i think i gave some to uh

02:26:09.700 scarps and i gave some to frank mac when they were here

02:26:14.660 yeah cottage cheese and peppers oh oh god oh that looks good

02:26:22.100 she lost me now i was hungry but now i lost it yeah i'm gonna make some cheese and mini peppers

02:26:30.500 oh never thought of that i'm gonna bake the cheese tomorrow milk powder cheese

02:26:40.660 chris upset oh i know all you have to do is say cod's cheese and that's it that's the one

02:26:50.340 one thing he really doesn't eat.

02:26:52.340 Not even lasagna?

02:26:54.340 I mean, come on.

02:26:56.340 Yeah, but lasagna isn't supposed to have cottage cheese.

02:26:58.340 It's supposed to have bechamel sauce.

02:27:00.340 Cottage cheese is wrong.

02:27:02.340 Bechamel. 1.00

02:27:04.340 It's fucking raw. 1.00

02:27:06.340 The Italians will tell me I'm right. 1.00

02:27:10.340 But I know my mom put cottage cheese though, you know.

02:27:14.340 Well, it does have a tang to it, right?

02:27:16.340 It's like the mom's lasagna had cottage cheese.

02:27:18.340 I love it.

02:27:19.340 Lasagna.

02:27:20.340 Head-cotted cheese in it.

02:27:21.340 It was my run.

02:27:22.340 My kids would like plow a tub of that for lunch.

02:27:25.340 I had a dream once, I had the flu, and I was like 10 years old, and I had a dream once

02:27:39.060 that I couldn't quit throwing up Vulcancini cheese, those little cheese-

02:27:44.340 Oh, Vulcancini cheese. 0.80

02:27:45.340 yeah i was just like throwing it up like couldn't fucking stop and my mom always put that in lasagna 0.75

02:27:50.840 in the lasagna when she made it too and i was like don't ever even bring that around i never 0.86

02:27:55.700 had that till i went to a wedding and i can't say i was that impressed it's flavorless yeah

02:28:02.180 these balls it's just fun there's no salt or nothing it's just like it's like taking a 0.99

02:28:09.180 it's like you're drinking a butt eating a butt plug 0.99

02:28:11.760 but i know a lot of people like it so i just yeah i think maybe if you took it and like 0.85

02:28:21.680 marinated it in some like olive oil and garlic and herbs and salt that would be very good oh

02:28:26.800 maybe that marinate it you know kind of like they do with feta okay so that's what shocking

02:28:32.000 market just with olive oil and herbs okay oh yeah

02:28:39.440 okay that would make sense i like the old like the extra old cheddars and

02:28:44.080 things like that they were pretty tasty yeah not so much

02:28:49.200 the flavored cheeses i like mozzarella like real mozzarella

02:28:55.440 i can just eat like an apple oh yeah

02:29:02.800 sorry slips bugging me and i'm trying to figure out what he's

02:29:10.320 i'm supposed to do he's telling me to do something and i'm like well i don't know how to do that

02:29:18.320 yeah i don't know how to do like phone stuff i'm like what

02:29:20.640 what's the dog's name again oh it's a him it's scooby no scooby that's right

02:29:38.800 scooby the wiener dog he's german

02:29:40.720 sorry i said weird on i meant to say dachshund

02:29:48.560 very specific distinction yes

02:29:55.280 he's my he's my little cutie pie i love him so much 1.00

02:29:59.900 but i also have a husky and she's just a mega bitch and she's kind of doing her own thing right 1.00

02:30:06.680 yeah yeah is she growly no no no no she she howled she howls to communicate with me 1.00

02:30:19.160 um she doesn't really bark it's not really a bark it's a howl yeah

02:30:25.880 it's really weird she's just she's weird oh my neighbors have this little

02:30:30.920 she sounds like she's choking when she's barking

02:30:41.320 my dog just started barking is there something out there

02:30:49.560 something out there birds

02:30:55.000 literally everything like tigers and bears

02:30:57.720 and then the worst part is like he'll he'll bark at anything because he's like

02:31:08.200 yep and literally barks it in anything like it could be a shadow of a 0.93

02:31:14.040 fucking branch i don't even know i don't even know but then he sets off my husky and then 0.96

02:31:20.120 my husky's all like wait there's something here and then she's all like oh my god you need to stop 0.99

02:31:25.720 i've never had just be quiet for a minute there's nobody there you're freaking me out 0.84

02:31:34.200 harry says that uh we're done talking about boobs so he's leaving oh wait what oh yeah 0.92

02:31:44.200 mr chill 0.55

02:31:47.080 who said we're not talking about you know what harry had enough of your love sir

02:31:54.200 that's sorry that's my fault i'll i'll take responsibility for that one all right let's go

02:32:01.160 sir

02:32:01.640 i'm almost 100 sure i started that because i brought it up one night and then all of a sudden

02:32:14.420 everyone started talking about it and then it just didn't stop it didn't stop and i'm sorry about

02:32:21.240 that it's okay i'm i'm used to it at this point in in my many years i'm used to there's it's it

02:32:30.120 is what it is my best friend in high school had huge boobs so i have all the big boob jokes i have 0.62

02:32:41.480 i don't know what i'm supposed to do 0.97

02:32:46.360 i don't know how to do phone stuff i mean we was talking about tickle bitties

02:32:50.840 you guys are gonna have to i added the wrong contact so now i don't know what i'm supposed

02:32:55.560 to do but somebody else can figure it out what about a contact what i don't know yeah i don't 0.50

02:33:02.520 i don't know what he doesn't like damn i'm always getting yelled at so it's okay

02:33:11.400 you can just yell oh yeah he'll figure it out wait who's yelling on a text message 0.98

02:33:18.280 In caps letters

02:33:20.480 Am I the dog now?

02:33:21.960 I just assume he's yelling based on the word

02:33:24.420 Yeah, you can just hear it

02:33:28.320 That and I just figure he's yelling at me

02:33:30.340 Because, well, why wouldn't he?

02:33:32.460 Because that's just what he can do right now

02:33:33.820 Rogue just called me like a dog

02:33:35.060 To pass me something

02:33:37.480 He's like

02:33:37.900 And I like turn around

02:33:40.040 Oh, it's a kiss apparently

02:33:44.260 he says it's a kiss that's amazing it's not that hey hey i look so

02:33:54.980 bye tc bye have a good night night i don't know why i always sing it when i say goodbye but i do

02:34:08.260 or do the same thing too

02:34:09.500 because that's the only correct way to do it

02:34:15.180 I sing myself all the time 0.98

02:34:21.340 I make up fucked up little songs 0.98

02:34:23.000 I'm actually really good at making up children's songs 0.97

02:34:27.480 I make them up for my kids all the time

02:34:29.120 oh that's fun

02:34:29.980 do they come up with their own songs too?

02:34:37.260 oh my son he's like so funny he's hilarious he comes up with so many things he's like a little

02:34:44.860 he's like a little mini bigot he's so funny oh good and he's super creative yeah that's nice

02:34:51.880 but he's like so funny that he like takes it too far

02:34:56.620 because he like tries to like every interaction we have for it to be like this like hilarious 0.95

02:35:03.600 fucking thing and i'm like oh my god son we can't have a joke about everything okay 0.98

02:35:10.080 oh my my little guy's a wise ass like that too oh i know oh yeah he even does it when it's like 0.99

02:35:19.980 he's like in trouble for something he will still fucking do it even then and i'm like oh man that's 0.97

02:35:25.380 so fucking funny but i can't laugh right now right yeah he always fucking does that and i'm just kind 0.97

02:35:31.960 like and i have to be serious right now and i'm like and i have to look at this little kid's 0.98

02:35:36.120 face and be like i gotta be angry at you but in like and inside you're like i'm so mad

02:35:52.360 yeah i know oh man i got a story i want to tell

02:35:56.680 oh let's hear it oh no if you want to start only if you want to yeah no no maybe another one i'll

02:36:06.760 hold this one back for another time okay i got a story for you so this is just like a campfire

02:36:11.800 kind of story yeah all right so we all just wait till we sit by the campfire and do it

02:36:17.960 trust me it's so funny i've been wanting to tell you guys this for a long time because my

02:36:21.800 kids so fucking funny but I'm like no sorry go ahead Sarah a good funny haha so I couldn't sleep

02:36:31.860 last night because I was just stressing and whatever and so I decided that I was like okay 0.95

02:36:40.220 well I'm just gonna do some stuff around the house and so I'm walking around the house and I'm like

02:36:45.680 okay i can't it's too quiet i'm too like nope i need to be distracted so i was like oh i know

02:36:51.900 what i'm gonna do yes and i turned on some system of a down and i cranked up my entire speaker

02:36:58.020 system all four speakers and myself at 4 30 in the morning and just shook my entire house to

02:37:04.800 system of a down and lexus on fire and some pantera um some corn i just i don't know 0.99

02:37:15.300 like a very solid playlist arrogant heart around my house yeah rock ass naked smoking a joint 0.95

02:37:24.660 and just loving see that's a luxury i can't do that around here i'd be scarring children 0.97

02:37:33.700 yes and we don't want to do that no yes we do no we don't no we don't

02:37:39.780 no my mom took me to a heart concert when i was like 14 years old really great concert my mom

02:37:47.920 got so drunk and i remember we had like the she rented the nice suite there and everything and

02:37:52.240 then she got naked in the jacuzzi tub but she had like her girlfriends there and stuff too and i'm 0.97

02:37:56.060 like mom you're way too fucking drunk that's amazing yeah she stole a sign from the concert 0.99

02:38:04.640 too and the fucking off-duty cop was like right behind her when it happened it was this crazy 1.00

02:38:09.120 fucking time we had oh that's my mom your mom sounds like a party my mom is a party that is 0.99

02:38:18.320 one thing she's very good for is a party we had a lot of good times when i was a teenager the 0.98

02:38:24.640 party was always at my house but i never got in any trouble as a teenager because of that

02:38:31.200 i can't say i would do the same for my kids but i see why she did it that way

02:38:35.040 it's easier to have the parties at your house so you at least you know where your kids are

02:38:40.660 yeah and she knew like who i was hanging around and that was her big thing always is like

02:38:44.600 i was allowed to hang out with certain anyone at school like don't exclude anyone at school

02:38:48.980 but you're not allowed to hang out with these certain people outside of school because they're 0.77

02:38:52.380 into fucking no good so yes and you knew which ones were up to no good like oh yeah when i was 0.90

02:38:59.740 like about 13 years old my friends we went to the school after hours and we all got stoned and it 0.98

02:39:06.700 was like my second time being stoned and i was so up but my friends had enough respect to walk me

02:39:11.900 home to my parents house and tell them what happened oh yeah yeah so they were always like

02:39:20.520 they're my like i my mom made sure i had people around and friends that would actually like have

02:39:26.240 my back and stuff like that she was pretty big on that so yeah oh yeah i had a girlfriend get me

02:39:33.920 home i was sick it was a high school dance and i just chugged like wine and i was like sick on the

02:39:39.440 gym floor sick in the bathroom and i got home and i never got caught caught by the school my parents

02:39:46.720 like oh i just said no i don't feel well i'm going to bed went to bed and sucked it up in the morning

02:39:51.920 and never got caught i was a mall rat in high school for like the first part of high school

02:39:59.360 i remember that it was cool to go to the mall and all the older kids were there and they'd get you

02:40:05.760 booze and stuff and you dressed up because you're going to the mall yeah i was like what are you

02:40:12.000 doing at the mall i'm like i'm going to see a movie she's like okay here's 100 bucks i'm like

02:40:16.080 because my mom okay like my mom made a lot of money when i was a kid she we lived in the oil

02:40:22.700 patch and she's a finance manager at a ford dealership so and she never had money and stuff 0.99

02:40:27.940 so she was really into like just like giving us money to go do shit because she never had that 0.83

02:40:32.200 when she was a kid nice i don't agree with how she did that now but um i i know why she did it 0.99

02:40:36.980 but it was so fucking dumb as if you know i wasn't going to the mall to get fucking hammered 0.96

02:40:42.340 and then she'd pick me and my friend up after and she'd be like were you guys smoking cigarettes 1.00

02:40:47.060 i'm like fucking hammered 0.88

02:40:54.820 there was a really bad time though where she picked us up and i was hanging out with this girl that 0.98

02:40:58.580 my mom didn't like but my mom's like i should probably drive this girl home right like back 1.00

02:41:03.060 to her house anyways right trying to be like you know looking out for everyone and uh this chick 1.00

02:41:09.060 fucking threw up all over the back my mom's explorer and then like when we got on this 1.00

02:41:13.220 chick's street she tried to like fucking she opened the door and tried to fucking jump out 1.00

02:41:19.940 it was bad my mom had to like oh yeah but like 0.99

02:41:24.020 oh my mom had to like carry her in the house and yeah it was not 0.95

02:41:29.300 yeah my mom's like that's why i don't want you hanging out with her for 0.98

02:41:32.580 for sakes i remember saying that to me growing up with foreign ass parents i was able to get away 0.99

02:41:39.620 with a lot of yeah a lot of but when your foreign ass parents start learning and then 0.99

02:41:51.540 all that's when it with you right yeah it's like the one time 0.97

02:41:57.700 i'm like talking to my sister because we're going to go meet up with friends and smoking

02:42:01.780 okay and i'm like yo you got the marijuana and my sister's like yeah yeah and then my mom just like

02:42:08.980 kind of like stops the car and she's just like looks at both of us she's like you smoke at the

02:42:13.780 met a one and we're like what that's awesome all of a sudden code code all the time bro 0.99

02:42:32.180 because eventually the foreigners they learn 1.00

02:42:37.060 and then that's where the good old code words come in yeah then you're like oh wow

02:42:43.780 that's amazing that's amazing yeah it was weird because i was like the oldest at my mom's house

02:42:51.680 and i was like the youngest at my dad's house i had older brother and sister there so like it was

02:42:57.000 weird because i would have to like switch move all the time and i was like treated like a baby 0.65

02:43:00.900 at my dad's house and then at my mom's house like it was way fucking different than that 0.83

02:43:05.880 i was like not allowed to like like basically like defend myself against my little sister who 0.60

02:43:14.180 was like i love her now we have such a good relationship and when we were kids she was

02:43:17.320 like a little violent psycho and my mom's like you're not allowed to hit her back and i'm like 1.00

02:43:21.620 fuck man she's like all the time you're a little fucking asshole guess what 1.00

02:43:29.820 Yeah, we got locked in a room together. 1.00

02:43:33.720 My parents were like, you guys want to fight?

02:43:35.460 There you go.

02:43:36.000 You get locked in a room.

02:43:37.120 Literally, we shared a room.

02:43:38.540 All of our lives.

02:43:40.140 I've never had my own space until I was like a teenager. 0.96

02:43:45.620 And that's because my older siblings were getting the fuck out of the house, right? 0.94

02:43:49.460 Yeah. 0.98

02:43:50.100 Yeah.

02:43:51.180 Yeah.

02:43:51.460 I feel like my mom should have let me like, give it to her a few times. 0.99

02:43:54.420 I'm like, fuck, and I gotta do it with this? 1.00

02:43:55.640 I'm fucked. 1.00

02:43:57.560 Yeah. 1.00

02:43:59.820 but i love like i love i have them fucking tatted my sisters as much as like we don't 0.97

02:44:18.860 talk right now i fucking love them i did i did everything and did everything for them 0.98

02:44:23.900 because they're my sisters right i've uh me and my sister went and got tattoos together too i got 0.72

02:44:30.640 a sun and she got a moon yeah that's fucking cute yeah i have one sister but we're not super close

02:44:39.100 yeah not really i don't talk to my older siblings but um me and my uh my little sister there 0.71

02:44:47.400 my younger sister i should say now she's not little anymore but we're very close

02:44:51.480 now as adults 1.00

02:44:53.540 sucks she lives so far away 0.99

02:44:56.280 now though she's out in Alberta 0.99

02:44:58.020 yeah

02:44:59.340 I was really close with my younger sister 0.97

02:45:02.020 I fucking watched both my nephews be born 0.98

02:45:04.440 oh I watched my nephews 1.00

02:45:06.560 yeah man 1.00

02:45:08.060 to the point where like the midwives 0.99

02:45:10.360 were like hey are you a doula

02:45:12.100 and I'm like no I'm just kind of helping out bro

02:45:14.580 you're just getting right up

02:45:16.580 in the vijees

02:45:17.220 I think I know what I'm doing but I'm like

02:45:20.240 on the other one now and it's kind of fucking weird right yeah my now i get it guys i get it

02:45:26.880 oh so tomorrow i'm having uh i had a girlfriend call me who was a coveted scare girlfriend so i 0.77

02:45:34.660 haven't talked to her like a year and a half and now she's reached out oh let's go for coffee so

02:45:40.280 i'm like okay my first thought is i hope no one's dead right because they're all vaccinated right

02:45:46.680 and i hate that that's my first thought but it really was yeah so i'll i'll see but if she's

02:45:53.480 reaching out i'll reach back yep yeah of course but she was one that we saw her at the outdoor

02:46:02.040 market with the mask on right oh my god i can't be in public because yeah like little vein in the 0.98

02:46:11.960 side of my fucking head and i'm like okay i can get the fuck out of here oh you don't need to see 0.99

02:46:20.760 the mouse it's all in the eyes i'm like how can you see a smile in the eyes like if you're that 1.00

02:46:26.440 afraid please stay the fuck home get the fuck out of my way but i don't understand it what are you 0.99

02:46:36.680 afraid of what are you afraid of nothing has changed in the world from five years ago and 1.00

02:46:46.960 you weren't really a fucking mask five fucking years ago why the fuck are you wearing one now 0.99

02:46:52.280 nothing has changed nothing has changed except for everybody lined up to do anything 1.00

02:47:01.420 for like five months other than that you're all still fucking retarded but you don't have to wear 1.00

02:47:08.920 a mask to tell us that we already know you're fucking retarded yeah the warning signal now 1.00

02:47:14.620 now we know the warning label on the box okay it says this product is an earloof 0.99

02:47:21.680 gas this product is not a respirator and will not provide any protection against

02:47:29.600 covid19 coronavirus or any other viruses or contaminants that's literally on the warning 0.92

02:47:37.960 label yeah so someone do you know what the warning label says on the fucking the things 0.99

02:47:44.800 that you stick up your goddamn nose same thing i don't even want it none of it makes sense 0.97

02:47:51.200 because none of it is actually it doesn't work for any of the things that people are 0.99

02:47:54.640 using it for so you all looked up it works against both things in my opinion

02:48:01.760 yeah it was just to keep pushing that fear narrative right keep the sheep scared keep them

02:48:10.640 scared what are they scared of that's a very good question sarah and you're wearing a mask

02:48:20.720 inside and you're in your car by yourself what are you scared of yeah what is in your car that is

02:48:27.360 threatening your life because when you're at home is the air different that's exactly it underdog

02:48:43.120 at the same time you can knit and talk at the same time why are you doing because i have to

02:48:48.160 I don't feel like it would be a fashion netting bench.

02:48:53.160 Both Sarah and I are both like we're on the bench.

02:48:56.160 That's what they call that.

02:48:58.160 Let's do it.

02:48:59.160 If you're going to make Sarah's knitting too.

02:49:03.160 You need to stop planking.

02:49:08.160 All right? 1.00

02:49:11.160 And start working on your fucking legs, you little bitch. 1.00

02:49:15.160 we should probably tell that man that he's in the wrong stream excuse me sir uh mr mr mckenzie 1.00

02:49:21.000 sir you're in the wrong stream sir you you do not have it's in the vagina you 1.00

02:49:25.560 are not invited to this stream sir show me your vagina 1.00

02:49:39.560 oh god that story he was saying about 1.00

02:49:45.160 yeah I was fucking dying laughing and he's just like you know you know that no 0.97

02:49:55.660 it's just women give him like a little nose pic I'm publicly declaring ownership 0.96

02:50:03.520 over the Jeremy has been abandoned I wonder I wonder how happy he would be

02:50:09.280 right now. And no one is responding.

02:50:11.520 I've sent many notices

02:50:12.860 to Gary

02:50:14.520 about the Jeremy. Like, I am done kidnapping

02:50:17.000 cardboard breaks.

02:50:20.520 This is

02:50:21.240 not mine.

02:50:22.620 No, you know what?

02:50:24.580 What?

02:50:26.060 When he goes and does his tour,

02:50:29.780 Are we going to dress that thing up like

02:50:32.820 Borat? If you personally give it

02:50:34.700 back to him.

02:50:37.380 Oh, yeah.

02:50:38.080 and be like here we go well he's supposed to go with him across the country and get signed by 0.97

02:50:44.080 everybody yes i was thinking mail it to fucking germy yes well i can't really do anything wrong 0.93

02:50:53.200 making decisions about it just here for safe keeping and i feel like 0.94

02:51:01.520 that's hilarious it's so hilarious it's so weird that it's in my house

02:51:05.680 Yeah.

02:51:06.680 Maybe it's a Vancouver oven for me.

02:51:08.680 It was when we were taking pictures with it and Ferry, with Ferry, and I remember

02:51:14.180 and I looked at Ferry and I'm like, hey, quick question, like, is this like a real-life

02:51:18.680 representation?

02:51:19.680 And Ferry, without skipping a beat, goes, yeah, pretty much.

02:51:24.680 Yeah.

02:51:25.680 He lives in the corner facing the wall because we're looking at him.

02:51:31.680 I'm tired of looking at him. 0.99

02:51:33.680 He's fucking weird every day. 0.99

02:51:35.680 He's so funny. 0.99

02:51:37.680 You guys can watch it out of us.

02:51:39.680 You put him in a timeout.

02:51:41.680 You put Jeremy in a timeout?

02:51:43.680 You put a Santa hat on him for Christmas and take a picture?

02:51:47.680 And then put a Happy New Year hat on him for Happy New Years?

02:51:53.680 Yeah, I was thinking about doing something like that.

02:51:55.680 Dress him up for every holiday.

02:51:57.680 Yo!

02:51:59.680 dress him up for every holiday yeah like the elf on the shelf except for it's like

02:52:06.320 rage in a cage or something

02:52:07.860 yeah annika's starting to make a picture of him out in the chicken coop totally with like a 0.98

02:52:20.720 fucking santa hat on like honestly do like all the different elf stuff it'd be so great 0.95

02:52:25.380 The Elf on the Shelf is always such a good time. 0.99

02:52:29.380 Like a Jeremy and a chicken coop.

02:52:32.380 Right?

02:52:33.380 Yeah.

02:52:34.380 There's those kinds of stuff, yeah. 1.00

02:52:36.380 Fuck. 1.00

02:52:37.380 That's so funny. 1.00

02:52:38.380 You come up with good stuff every once in a while.

02:52:43.380 Yeah, right?

02:52:44.380 You just want to get some good vibes together and y'all will concoct something funny.

02:52:51.380 We're just starting the tour in BC, and it would be hilarious to reunite him with that thing out here.

02:52:58.160 Yeah, well, get a hold of Derek. He's like the one in charge of that now, I guess.

02:53:03.460 It'll be like a cross-country tour.

02:53:07.420 I've asked Derek a few times, but he didn't respond.

02:53:10.880 I only asked him on the streams. I should send him a message and ask him.

02:53:14.480 Yeah, send him a message, and he'll take between three and seven business days to get back to you.

02:53:19.140 Well, when I send him a message, he doesn't usually take that long, but he might now because of him living up there.

02:53:28.680 Exactly.

02:53:30.040 Right? Fuck, I take a long time to get back to people, honestly. 1.00

02:53:33.160 The ladies group I made, that's the thing I'm talking in most now. 1.00

02:53:37.240 Before that, I was just like, fuck, my text message is there. I hardly get back to them. 0.96

02:53:43.360 I'm bad for text messages. 0.98

02:53:44.960 it's typically just like my mom and just like fucking people that it's not like it's not like 0.93

02:53:51.320 not that my mom's not valuable to my life i always make time for my mom but i feel like 0.97

02:53:55.700 all my the people i want to talk to are like on telegram or whatever and i'm not texting them you

02:54:01.060 know what i mean yeah yeah so many different ways of uh communication now but i'm just bad for it

02:54:08.660 i'm so bad this is phenomenal that we can do this now yeah great yeah

02:54:14.280 we couldn't do this in high school no imagine how that i don't know how that would yeah that

02:54:19.500 really would have changed i sat in the closet with my phone on the floor with my feet up against the

02:54:24.620 wall playing with the cord on my phone like on the home phone while i talked to my friend you

02:54:30.740 know my sister would pick up the phone in the other in the living room home phones and you

02:54:35.960 you were restricted to that space totally like i had to go from the kitchen into the closet so i

02:54:43.820 could sit on the floor and talk to my friends so nobody could hear me. Telephone going.

02:54:49.980 And then my mom would pull on the cord and that meant I had, I was finished my phone

02:54:53.740 call. Yeah. It's either that or their neck was getting caught from doing limbo, one or

02:54:59.860 the other. Someone was hanging themselves. And my sister would go on there and push the

02:55:12.580 you know the hang up button like 10 times to interrupt the call so that she would be like get

02:55:17.060 off the phone oh say morgan's name three times you might get morgan on here there you go

02:55:26.420 morgan is a very busy woman yes when you're representing yourself in court it's just like

02:55:32.100 paperwork after paperwork

02:55:33.540 yeah you have to literally shut everything else out and focus only on that paper yeah

02:55:43.780 yeah almost everything you got uh blinders and that's not easy paperwork either

02:55:52.420 bureaucracy is irritating especially when you're emotionally involved in the situation it makes it 0.91

02:55:59.380 very difficult right difficult yeah especially for a woman 0.99

02:56:02.740 so kudos to her for doing that yeah it probably would make it so difficult so we would give up

02:56:09.860 oh we had it but it was all

02:56:18.100 yeah oh what's your hat oh the other side

02:56:24.260 yellow deer mustard yellow deer mustard he uh works right next to me he rents a space in the

02:56:34.180 same building yep um makes like eight or more kinds of mustard it's all delicious you know

02:56:41.460 nice and uh organic and yeah small batch you know oh those are nice mm-hmm yeah the best

02:56:49.700 ships worldwide i'm pretty sure check them out yeah what's the name we recommend yellow deer

02:56:56.100 mustard yellow deer mustard yellow deer chris michelle i'll yeah we'll send you guys

02:57:05.540 we'll send you uh what what kind of mustard do you like

02:57:08.980 I like all mustards, I like honey mustards, they do a dill pickle, they do a jalapeno,

02:57:21.700 they got the burberry, like the sweet mustard, they got the ole yeller, traditional yellow,

02:57:26.700 like they got so many.

02:57:29.700 Can we have a sample pack of all of the mustards?

02:57:38.840 we try all the mustard all the mustard just all of them all of the mustards and he should do that

02:57:48.520 like little little you know little sample ones i'm not kidding i'll send these guys all mustard

02:57:56.040 for christmas i love you but i have the addresses and the you know deets you know

02:58:05.720 You know? We can get there. Hey ladies, you want the mustard? I'll hook you up.

02:58:12.720 Miles is going to start getting a bunch of fucking addresses. You're going to be like... 1.00

02:58:15.720 Right? Right?

02:58:17.720 And then he's going to be like, mustard, babe. 0.93

02:58:21.720 Yep. Everybody needs mustard. Come on now.

02:58:25.720 I mean, mustard. 0.99

02:58:27.720 Can I get a mustard on a fucking samibud? 0.99

02:58:31.720 You know, can I just point out the fact that CSIS must be, they must be so fucking mad 0.99

02:58:37.340 at how they have to sit and watch and listen to us talk about periods and about eggs and 0.98

02:58:42.440 cleansing and now they have to listen to us talk about how we're going to just fucking 1.00

02:58:46.500 exchange a bunch of shit. 1.00

02:58:48.300 They are so fucking mad because this is all they want is for us to be doing fucking, they 1.00

02:58:53.360 want so badly. 1.00

02:58:54.520 Doing terrorism.

02:58:56.100 Doing terrorism.

02:58:57.140 And we're like, this is our terror.

02:59:00.180 we're going to exchange goods

02:59:02.280 be careful

02:59:03.920 we are so

02:59:06.640 terroristic

02:59:08.920 those are terrors

02:59:12.260 those are terrors

02:59:14.180 Christmas cookies, mustard 1.00

02:59:16.100 fucking hats 1.00

02:59:18.040 I'm sending you guys 1.00

02:59:20.860 mustard 0.99

02:59:21.380 yeah

02:59:22.620 it's amazing

02:59:27.640 I love that about us

02:59:28.840 I love the fact that we're just like here like talking about all the stuff that we all make 0.77

02:59:33.480 and we're gonna fucking exchange between us and this is what we do yeah this is what this is what

02:59:39.080 we do watch us that's why we're here yeah I just love that for all of us cheers cheers piggy 1.00

02:59:51.640 Also, fuck Rachel Gilmore 1.00

02:59:59.900 That's all 1.00

03:00:03.060 Oh no, I gotta add that in

03:00:04.860 Actually 0.99

03:00:06.620 My eye almost popped out of my fucking socket 0.99

03:00:10.940 There for a moment 0.99

03:00:11.820 Jeez Louise

03:00:12.620 Goodness

03:00:17.320 I can't 1.00

03:00:18.600 I can't deal with stupidity 1.00

03:00:21.500 no i have very very small small tolerance what are you doing should i 1.00

03:00:29.680 like it just it's just a simple thing where it's just like oh for fuck's sakes and i can go from 0.95

03:00:39.800 like zero to 60 almost immediately yeah this is why i was telling you i was telling you i have 0.79

03:00:48.920 work with animals because animals don't talk oh right i had dogs for 12 years um and it's awesome

03:00:58.920 i'm just gonna tell with the moomoo's you know and the clippity clops and we just go and chill

03:01:05.400 i'm gonna hang out this was a quote from that's gonna be my life

03:01:11.480 that was a pretty good quote jeff evely said that this morning in the deep breath

03:01:15.400 oh yeah I read that one

03:01:17.460 that's a pretty cool quote

03:01:18.780 what is it

03:01:20.600 say the quote press

03:01:22.440 there's only one way to avoid criticism 0.98

03:01:26.020 do you want me to fucking say it 0.99

03:01:28.940 or are you going to talk over me 0.99

03:01:29.700 there's only one way to avoid criticism

03:01:34.300 do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing

03:01:36.680 that was Aristotle

03:01:38.660 so you do nothing

03:01:42.120 you say nothing and you be nothing

03:01:44.020 be nothing you don't it's like the one if you don't stand for anything we stand for you don't 0.90

03:01:48.520 everything you just everything passes you by yeah disappear into the corner i'm gonna die on my feet

03:02:01.180 before i live on my knees yep exactly oh absolutely i'll die fighting for sure yep oh yeah 1.00

03:02:08.600 y'all think that this little bitch ain't got some fighting her you just wait 0.99

03:02:14.140 you just wait i don't think anybody's questioning me 1.00

03:02:18.020 oh there'll be stuff under my nails for sure i'll be fighting yeah this little spider monkey is

03:02:24.820 gonna put you to sleep you just wait that's a very skill my boy i have to just learn how to

03:02:31.040 get around the guy and get a hold of his neck jiu-jitsu man i don't know jiu-jitsu jiu-jitsu

03:02:36.860 We're roomies

03:02:38.580 That's it

03:02:41.520 You're always saying Krav Maga 0.99

03:02:43.600 And I want to fucking do it 0.99

03:02:45.060 I want to fucking do it 0.99

03:02:48.560 Just to be like 0.99

03:02:49.860 When somebody's just like what do you got under your belt

03:02:51.560 I'll be like oh you know I got some wrestling

03:02:53.340 Some Taekwondo and Krav Maga

03:02:55.700 I'm doing close hand combat

03:02:58.520 Next month

03:02:59.140 Really

03:03:01.340 Yeah I'm pretty excited

03:03:03.240 Actually you can

03:03:05.040 You can come

03:03:06.600 It's actually between me and you

03:03:08.840 Where is it? 1.00

03:03:12.740 You need to send me deets girl 1.00

03:03:14.500 What the fuck 1.00

03:03:15.140 Yeah I tell you 1.00

03:03:16.500 It's at my friend's gym

03:03:18.380 It's going to be awesome

03:03:20.500 I'm super excited

03:03:21.960 He's an MMA fighter

03:03:25.440 And he's got 0.96

03:03:26.560 They're doing a really cool close combat for women thing

03:03:29.960 Yeah so you know 1.00

03:03:33.240 Someone's all up in your shit 0.99

03:03:34.420 i mean that's my ninja moves and clearly that's not going to work so i know it's going back 0.99

03:03:41.760 training because i'm more like uh yeah i definitely i'm really awesome but the main

03:03:48.920 thing is to like immobilize the way you know yeah i've been in fights with girls and i've you know

03:03:59.660 like working in bars and stuff I definitely I'm I'm confident in my ability to you know take a

03:04:06.000 person down like I know how to hit a person that kind of stuff like I learned how to fight as a

03:04:10.200 kid like I learned how to punch like you know I had somebody who showed me how to defend myself

03:04:15.080 but I definitely am not confident in any type of like close combat thing like if somebody tried to

03:04:22.400 like accost me so to speak like I'm not confident in the fact that I would be able to you know and 0.81

03:04:28.860 thing is is that i live in an area where there's a pretty significant migrant population infiltrating

03:04:35.180 the the areas around me and uh there are you know like when i go to end that yeah like there's

03:04:42.140 certain spots where i'm like you know i park my car and i'm like yeah because i you know this 1.00

03:04:48.140 bitch yeah yeah so if somebody comes up to me i want to be able to turn around and 1.00

03:04:51.900 fucking lay them out in front of god and everybody instead of not yeah right do you want to go 0.99

03:05:00.460 just feel a little bit better you want to see jesus i'll send you to jesus all right yeah 0.99

03:05:05.260 you know i'm confident with my ability to um protect myself with firearms and things like

03:05:12.380 that but again it's like i've lived in the country for a long time so i'm really confident with a gun

03:05:17.340 and everything else but when you are in the city and like that it's like that's what i need to get

03:05:23.260 i gotta get used to that guns oh my god lindors oh my god i have a whole case of these

03:05:34.140 the black ones too the dark chocolate they're so good a whole case of these and like packs

03:05:40.380 of threes and i've got a case of like the mini eggs the dark chocolate ones yeah i've got a

03:05:46.860 whole case of smarties easter eggs yeah i've got a good friend that brings me um

03:05:55.580 that like comes off trucks that are like in accidents and stuff like that yeah

03:06:00.300 yeah they can't sell like carload of like once a week it's pretty awesome oh my god

03:06:07.420 those are the best yeah i only eat those at christmas and they're so delicious

03:06:11.580 i like to bite them in half did you get any of the bees that were on the highway

03:06:19.500 we need to be working on these moss bees guys 0.93

03:06:24.220 i got a fridge full of buckeyes i'll get some i'll be back okay actually guys what the hell okay

03:06:34.060 amber i'm moving in with you guys sorry what whoever said i'm going in to move in with them

03:06:43.820 what is this that i'm hearing in the back are you making

03:06:47.260 and chocolate in a cookie it's called a buckeye and whoever just said that i'm coming

03:06:52.700 oh oh almost everybody's there coming that's the same oh my god okay oh look at everybody's eating 0.96

03:07:04.540 god damn it it's still good it's still good 0.90

03:07:18.780 i'm not denying that it's not good so you just i just 0.99

03:07:25.040 in your lady's mouth online he helped it was a team effort i'll let him have half of the win

03:07:37.160 i mean i i kind of feel like someone turned on the slow cooker two days ago and then walked away

03:07:43.040 And then I dealt with it at the end

03:07:45.340 Except I had the foresight

03:07:48.120 Forethought

03:07:48.860 To start it two days ago

03:07:50.760 So we could have a whole park tonight

03:07:52.140 That's a 100% treat

03:07:54.320 Teamwork makes the dream work

03:07:56.680 It totally does

03:07:57.920 I'm chatting to you

03:07:59.840 He's over there pulling it

03:08:01.160 See

03:08:02.040 He's over there pulling it

03:08:05.320 I was just sitting over the corner

03:08:11.400 Pulling it

03:08:12.200 Oh, I'm so sad that Taz isn't here for this. He would be fucking loving this right now. 0.98

03:08:20.200 Poor Taz. 0.99

03:08:23.200 It was too perfect, wasn't it?

03:08:25.200 It was so good.

03:08:27.200 Thanks, Em.

03:08:29.200 See, man.

03:08:30.200 So funny. 0.98

03:08:35.200 Taz is the biggest perv in the chat. Where the fuck is he? 1.00

03:08:38.200 I don't know. 1.00

03:08:39.200 I don't think he's a perv. I think he's fucking serious. 0.99

03:08:41.200 I'm like the biggest fucking perv but I'm a fucking perv too I can't help it it's just the 0.99

03:08:51.600 environment I was raised like oh no joke all my buddies no fucking joke all my guy buddies 1.00

03:09:01.820 whenever they brought their lady over for me to me oh yeah they get motorboated 0.94

03:09:08.340 oh yeah amazing so it's just like oh this is so and so i'm like oh so and so

03:09:17.300 you know what you know what yeah this will just tell you something a little bit about my

03:09:26.580 myself the other day i actually went on a fucking live stream on youtube about polygamy okay with 0.98

03:09:35.760 these fucking polygamous and it was the coolest fucking conversation i ever fucking had in my 0.98

03:09:40.400 life okay okay really yeah yeah very fucking interesting guys what did you say poltergeist 1.00

03:09:48.720 We've been talking all jablo now, Jesus. 0.98

03:09:51.340 Polygamy. 0.94

03:09:51.940 I'm the cursed effect. 0.99

03:09:53.780 Who?

03:09:54.400 But, really?

03:09:57.640 Yeah.

03:09:58.920 I did a ton of research in university around polygamy and the FLDS in the United States.

03:10:08.100 Oh, nothing to do with the FLDS. 0.51

03:10:10.480 No, but I learned a lot about both.

03:10:14.700 I mean, because sort of, you know, you learn about polygamy.

03:10:18.280 And then, of course, because of that, you learn about the FLDS.

03:10:21.540 But interesting.

03:10:25.420 What, like, how did you come out of that?

03:10:28.560 Well, like, I've always thought about polygamy because of many reasons.

03:10:33.740 And I never thought of it the way I do until I got out on the land because of this one reason.

03:10:39.340 okay is that you don't actually realize till you're out on the land as a woman and you have

03:10:45.420 children and all these responsibilities how much work it actually is and how much you actually

03:10:51.640 crave having another woman there who is like your best friend and a loving sister to take on that

03:10:59.660 responsibility with you and to me in doing that that would also like help Ro to be the man that

03:11:08.780 he needs to be not saying that i'm gonna go and do this or anything but you know what i mean

03:11:11.920 and also throughout the bible there was also all kinds of polygamy going on for certain reasons a

03:11:18.400 lot of it had to do with war yep and a lot of it had to do with that there weren't a lot of 0.95

03:11:23.720 fucking good men and these women needed to have the protection of a good man and those men that 0.96

03:11:29.140 did have multiple wives were the ones that deserved to have the multiple wives not as in like 0.99

03:11:34.480 yeah flds that's like a cult right so that's like the difference i guess like between how i think

03:11:42.720 about it and how they probably think about it but that's just what i think and um like oh yeah we 0.96

03:11:48.960 about to get some sister wives up in this bitch so that's just my my take on it and like that would 0.99

03:11:57.680 have to be like a very special situation you know what i mean that's just not like that's not like 1.00

03:12:05.120 just like oh rogue wants to like have this other woman here or whatever yeah yeah yeah

03:12:11.120 it would be like literally like me finding that other person to come and be that person

03:12:15.600 or whatever right right if that were ever to happen not saying it's going to just in like a 0.71

03:12:20.320 fucking like just right yeah that's another way to look at it yeah but and like i am like

03:12:29.280 sharing can be really tricky though too right like 0.97

03:12:35.280 one-on-one or hard enough as it is so

03:12:39.840 me and rogue though like we have like i'm not trying to like brag or anything but we have like

03:12:44.480 like a very special relationship where we don't have like a lot of um conflict and because of the

03:12:51.300 way that like the um the way that the respect is given in the relationship um like we trust each

03:12:57.980 other so much and like i am so past like any sort of jealousy to have with him like even looking at

03:13:03.340 other women or anything like that because i trust him so much and he's not going to go out and do 0.87

03:13:07.660 anything like i just don't have any fucking any fucking jealousy to do with that whatsoever 0.94

03:13:12.040 because to me like he is an amazing fucking man and if there is another special person out there 0.85

03:13:17.120 theoretically or whatever then i think he deserves that so that's just how i think i think about it 0.96

03:13:23.320 but all those things would have to be done in a very like meticulous way and he's always comforted

03:13:29.340 me to know that like nothing would ever happen behind my back or anything like that it's like

03:13:34.240 it's honorable yeah yeah yeah communication is key right yeah when feelings change like you got

03:13:43.540 to talk about it so everybody knows like where they sit can i join a polygamy relationship just

03:13:49.280 for the cuddles you know what's hilarious that in russia you feed me i'll be a big spoon sometimes

03:13:57.860 it's okay yeah but imagine being able to like as a woman like overcome so much that you could

03:14:04.720 actually like live in harmony with other women and like for a bigger purpose like to me which 0.98

03:14:09.180 is like god's purpose or whatever right so like give me a little hut fill it with cats not a hut 0.95

03:14:15.020 i'm gonna have a fucking i want a little hut filled with cats no no you have to live in the 1.00

03:14:22.260 same house with the other women okay i'm talking about like that because you see once you start 0.99

03:14:27.260 living in a different place it actually is financially harder and you're not really doing

03:14:31.580 the same work like you're not really like there's no like extra value to it right no my hut only has

03:14:37.740 my bed i'll be there all day long and then i go to my bed rogue's idea is that he gets his own bed 0.97

03:14:47.660 and the women share the bed that's what he said i'll have all the pussies because i'll have all 0.94

03:14:54.300 the kitties so i'm just saying i'm just saying yeah i'll be in the bed with all the dogs right 0.92

03:15:01.340 or all the dogs oh my god huskies totally german shepherds rottweiler master german shepherds are

03:15:08.860 close first for me too because they're good dogs i had a german shepherd when i came here but then

03:15:15.260 him and forrest well forrest tried to kill him

03:15:21.660 he was patient with him until my shepherd killed all of rogue's chickens and then forrest drug him

03:15:28.140 around the yard by his neck so yeah and forrest is like much older and he lived here way longer so

03:15:37.340 reggie actually what happened was is we rehomed him to a guy and then he

03:15:41.660 walked all the way back to the town close to where we live and my friend who lives on the other side

03:15:47.260 in the bush of this town ended up fostering him and she sends me a picture one day and she's like

03:15:51.340 hey look at this i know you like german shepherds look at this handsome boy i'm like that's my

03:15:54.620 dog how did you get him it was so cool he walked all the way back here man yeah they're smart

03:16:01.900 like my brother's german shepherd maestro he had to give him up and then gave it to

03:16:13.020 the ex-girlfriend's dad and then to kind of just guard the garage and all of this

03:16:18.220 didn't the dog find his way right back to our house yeah where i'm like walking back

03:16:25.420 home from school and then i see this big ass german shepherd at the front door and i'm like

03:16:29.900 maestro and then he kind of looks over and then he like comes over like hey guys

03:16:36.700 this is kind of weird that i find you guys here right

03:16:41.340 i hate to give up reggae but it's like i love for so much now and i didn't train reggae properly i

03:16:48.860 got ready for protection he was like 90 pounds okay i couldn't walk him i couldn't do anything

03:16:54.940 with him because he was so used to just living alone with me in the bush and stuff yeah and so

03:16:59.500 i have no control over the dog he's just like my guard dog and now that i've had a border collie 0.98

03:17:05.180 and i know and i have an australian shepherd now i will never own another fucking dog because once 1.00

03:17:09.980 you own one of those dogs honestly it makes every other dog look really fucking stupid like i'm so 0.99

03:17:15.580 i'm serious like their trainability and um it's absolutely unreal like why they're good herd dogs 1.00

03:17:23.820 man yeah a forest there like any like you meet this dog there is like not a better fucking dog 0.92

03:17:29.520 okay like i trust this dog so much and he was in a situation where there's another male there 0.97

03:17:36.380 because i had this happen one of the tenants has a male it's like a german shepherd husky mix

03:17:40.860 and this dog was constantly running at me barking at me on the road when i had the kids and then 0.92

03:17:46.600 one day forest was with me and he was like ready to fucking tear this dog up they were like head 0.91

03:17:50.880 the head and he's like barreling at him i'm like boys and he just like stops dead in his tracks 0.96

03:17:55.680 but he's still like growling and then he just slowly like backed the dog away because he knew

03:18:00.080 i didn't want him to kill him yeah he's like you listen so good man because other dogs they're just

03:18:05.360 like they see red right but he's very rock bottom very very well very well so that's why i want to

03:18:14.640 heard of border collies because they're so smart they're super smart yeah

03:18:23.280 hey what's that the border collies love frisbee too oh stick

03:18:31.520 no they don't we don't even have one but we were uh at the beach and we were putting our frisbee

03:18:37.680 in the uh trunk and all of a sudden there's a border collie right there ready to play

03:18:42.240 yeah yeah hey yeah hurting guys hey what you got yeah i think dogs tend to um have a really strong

03:18:50.440 ball drive like a play drive compared to other breeds like german shepherds they have a prey

03:18:55.780 drive right so they're always wanting to play and what's the next game what's the next achievement

03:19:01.620 i can do like they really run hard on that so yeah yeah i'm gonna have coffee there i'm gonna

03:19:08.800 have her herding my ducks uh in the spring that's good so that and then what's gonna happen is 1.00

03:19:16.500 her second heat we're gonna get her impregnated by a forest and then we'll have puppies and then

03:19:22.280 sheep and then by the time that happens she'll be ready to herd the sheep yeah yeah oh that's good

03:19:29.020 you got that and then we'll have to get a second one because boys is getting old but i still think

03:19:32.440 we got three or four years out of him he's like 10 years old and he acts like he's like four or

03:19:36.180 fives, no problems whatsoever.

03:19:44.180 We were listening to some war stories from like World War II vets.

03:19:48.720 And this one gentleman, he's like, look at me here.

03:19:51.300 Like I've been the luckiest man on earth.

03:19:53.420 I'm 102 and no pain.

03:19:56.180 I've read fields of bullets.

03:19:58.260 They've all missed me.

03:20:00.640 Like he was just, so he, he, he appreciated that.

03:20:05.120 and i think he didn't take any of that for granted perspective good story probably had dogs his entire

03:20:12.720 life what's that probably had dogs his entire life oh yeah yeah probably you know somebody

03:20:23.280 that's like happy to see you every time you see them you know like animals are great for that

03:20:29.280 i've always had a dog in my life always especially if you're alone you know to have another heartbeat

03:20:35.440 in the house and something that can like actually like look at you and interact like that's huge

03:20:40.480 right yeah no big difference this is something to look out for you know watch your back yeah

03:20:50.960 that's why i got my dogs i was living in the north of the bush with 50 acres and i was by myself and

03:20:57.840 i was like oh yeah i need a dog so i got rottweiler mastiff and nice yeah and i'm again

03:21:06.720 yeah it's oliver passed away last year and otis passed away the year before so i have no dogs now

03:21:11.840 but i am i definitely have to get i have to figure out what i'm gonna do about a dog again

03:21:19.280 my girlfriend's got uh those those bowl masses yeah or the the king corso yeah they were like i

03:21:32.000 i had like a train i had myself in a train whole match is mixed they're like giant dogs 0.96

03:21:40.240 they are the biggest babies in the whole world yeah mine were like st john 0.87

03:21:48.720 ambulance trained and they were uh they were professionally trained like they were trauma

03:21:55.600 they were amazing you could have them around like newborn babies and yeah and they were like if i

03:22:02.480 said and like they were the best dogs ever yeah like if i said night night the two of them just

03:22:08.320 went straight off to their bed whatever they were doing if they were sleeping on the couch they would

03:22:12.880 get up and they would go right into their bed people were like what the people would go to my

03:22:19.280 house and they'd be like we've been here for 20 minutes where are your dogs i'm like oh they're

03:22:25.920 in their cage i haven't released them and they're like what i'm like well i haven't released them

03:22:31.200 so they're not they're not coming out of the cage and they're like what the and then

03:22:35.520 i say the release word and then the dogs come out and they lay down on the floor in the living room 0.97

03:22:39.200 people are like holy fuck i'm like yeah that's what happens when you're playing dogs yeah 1.00

03:22:46.240 you know horses like that coffee's not quite there yet she's still fucking pain in my ass 1.00

03:22:50.640 she can open the fucking doors when they're locked in the middle of the night and let 1.00

03:22:55.680 all the heat out yeah they're smart too fucking smart there's some dog some border collies yep 0.99

03:23:04.720 yeah yeah well she's not fairly in shepherd but they're basically the same same thing same yeah 0.93

03:23:09.120 same thing but different they're so close yeah yeah there's a reason to be houdini for like 10

03:23:16.880 years yeah that was fun our dog houdini for like 10 years well he's not even 10 yet he's

03:23:24.480 only eight but you know he's going on three again it took him a long time to kind of even settle 0.86

03:23:29.440 down like a hair yeah forest is like he's still fucking oh just like a puppy man yeah some dogs 0.94

03:23:39.680 just don't quit like ever they don't know yeah so i think there's a lot to do too he's like breathing 0.94

03:23:44.940 fresh air all the time like sleeping outside and we feed him pretty good there so it makes

03:23:50.160 all the difference happy healthy animals right yeah diet is amazing for the dogs like i used

03:23:57.220 on jabberwocky all day yeah yeah so coffee is and she's chipped too but we couldn't find

03:24:03.700 we couldn't find a breed uh female like australian shepherd border collie that wasn't like we've been

03:24:09.300 looking for a long time so we just decided we'd go with her and hey yeah i don't know

03:24:16.900 how much of a difference it makes but yeah all right ladies i'm gonna peace out soon

03:24:26.820 because i've been up since four o'clock this morning you need um 10 for a rubber ducky

03:24:33.060 yeah i don't know what my day is going to hold yeah i mean it was great to see everybody good

03:24:41.380 times ladies yes yes we should do ladies are we doing ladies night every week is that what's

03:24:47.220 happening it's every tuesday every tuesday right now that i uh probably not working wednesday

03:24:56.340 mornings it's three or four i don't uh i'll be here wonderful thank you yeah yeah well it's

03:25:04.100 normally on the house of bad influence but they got a strike so we're just temporarily hosting

03:25:08.820 yeah well yeah we'll be where we need for hosting yes thank you sarah all right ladies nice to see

03:25:16.500 everybody cheers good night cheers cheers cheers i mean i'll see everybody on thursday on biggest

03:25:24.340 corner bye what time do you have to get up tomorrow sarah uh six o'clock so i'm probably going to

03:25:36.900 wind up calling it pretty soon too yeah i've been going for almost three and a half hours 0.95

03:25:43.220 yeah i know and not going on talking about a lot of weird ass 0.92

03:25:48.020 yeah that's a little sweet there good night 1.00

03:25:54.340 vagina cops vagina funnel like it's crazy that's all i remember is these vagina cups 1.00

03:26:01.620 what the fuck's up with this thing oh it's like the three don't even worry about it don't even 1.00

03:26:06.020 worry about it i don't understand three shells look at that who's the cat don't worry about it 1.00

03:26:11.860 it's not your problem you don't need to worry about the vagina cups all right 1.00

03:26:16.580 what's up with the three shells of vagina cups one and done like i don't know they go for like 25

03:26:29.620 to like 35 bucks and like it'll last you like 10 years like oh okay i don't want to buy tampons or 1.00

03:26:36.180 pads every month are you kidding me oh are you talking about the silicone cups i use that 1.00

03:26:40.820 is that what chris was talking about yeah yeah this doesn't make sense though the vagina cups 0.98

03:26:47.620 the vagina cups is what i'm saying 0.98

03:26:51.620 it's called it's all they are they're awesome don't even worry about it y'all if you don't 1.00

03:26:55.780 have a vagina this is not yeah it doesn't even matter to you i think it's actually called a 0.98

03:27:01.460 menstrual cup you have no sick yeah you just need to worry about when you have to start wearing 0.99

03:27:08.740 diapers yeah that's right you just need to worry about not getting your pants that is all i don't 1.00

03:27:16.500 trust the bird now that it is right you never trust a fucking fart no never trust the bird 0.99

03:27:23.700 never trust a fart that thing can be a ninja it could be a chart yeah that could be a ninja 1.00

03:27:30.260 shark a minute he could be surprised at any moments there right and then i just like 0.99

03:27:38.820 my pants and i need to get the fuck out of here 1.00

03:27:44.740 did someone say vagina 1.00

03:27:47.940 yes vagina i'm talking about vaginas down to first 0.99

03:27:54.100 we could talk about that level if we have to 0.94

03:28:00.820 if it is necessary we can go that we can do that if we can be here we could totally like 0.54

03:28:08.100 be here with the queeps right yeah anyways ladies i gotta go to bed too so yeah nice uh

03:28:15.140 catching up with everybody absolutely absolutely good night bye rogue

03:28:22.260 that's hilarious that was fun you never know what we end up talking about

03:28:32.000 what are we gonna talk about do we have anything planned you know and anything

03:28:36.340 well i said one thing about you know what i was thinking we can talk about 1.00

03:28:41.100 right yeah girlfriend reaching out but a bunch of woman in the room and we'll start talking about 1.00

03:28:47.440 whatever oh fuck yeah oh you never even know like hey wait what's our level of 1.00

03:28:54.160 comfortability can we talk about vaginas yeah okay then let's talk about vaginas 1.00

03:29:00.800 yeah no i uh i didn't fuck up a batch of cookies i went to make cookies 1.00

03:29:11.760 so i had the peanut butter chips i added cocoa powder and then molasses 0.53

03:29:16.800 a little bit of molasses and some cranberry and cran raisins

03:29:21.840 not too yeah so the molasses just gives it that nice little

03:29:26.240 yummy little bite to it yeah so if you have glass and cocoa molasses

03:29:36.880 and then i made an apple pancake so you basically just grate an apple and throw it in your pancake

03:29:41.680 batter with the full pork fajitas recipe oh they're full pork fajitas did you just do this 0.98

03:29:49.440 oh me no i got a cat on my lap no vaginas no no not no

03:30:12.480 no no i just think anybody's asking anyone got a good pulled pork fajita recipe nope but i would 0.99

03:30:20.880 i would say pulled pork vagina recipe i just throw a bunch of sauces in well i pulled my pork 1.00

03:30:32.160 and vagina you can probably just pull it harder how you gotta put the pulled pork 1.00

03:30:40.720 on the vagina i gotta put it on the vagina man 1.00

03:30:47.760 that's the part of it hard pronounced like so loose 1.00

03:30:51.760 pork off a vagina they need to pull pork off tits if you put it on your tits 1.00

03:30:57.200 it was a fajita another way to stop an argument right in its back 1.00

03:31:03.200 you know right you just put the pulled pork on your titties there and you just you stand there 0.99

03:31:14.640 naked end of argument they're going to be like what naked titties and pull pork yeah winning 1.00

03:31:21.920 two times yeah 0.99

03:31:32.240 yeah yeah you could you could leave it this is kind of like i i don't know if i want to do this

03:31:37.200 so another way to kill chris but bacon and 1.00

03:31:58.240 So another way to kill Chris, put bacon and tits together. 1.00

03:32:07.080 Men will get so excited they have a stroke. 1.00

03:32:09.100 The heart rate is still making bacon.

03:32:12.380 Yeah, when you're taking bacon and then you're just like shaking the oven on it.

03:32:17.620 Yeah. 1.00

03:32:18.800 Another way to end an argument really quickly, ladies. 1.00

03:32:22.740 Keep notes. 1.00

03:32:25.860 Yeah, I'll put it in.

03:32:26.540 It won't take.

03:32:27.700 yeah but like it's just a waste of energy i mean the oven was already warm

03:32:36.740 alan just let the oven cool down and then taking it back out again 0.99

03:32:41.740 too early to make the bacon okay just make the fucking bacon 0.99

03:32:57.700 No pulled pork is just another form of pork 0.99

03:33:11.380 It's not the same as bacon bacon is bacon

03:33:19.060 It's all like most of the pork we eat too i gotta say um is like farm raised like locally like we know the people

03:33:26.340 oh and it is hands down like way better than any bacon like you get at the store like

03:33:32.000 that's the way to do it it really is you know it's just like the garden so much better from

03:33:38.700 you know farm fresh so much more nutritious more tasty you gotta yeah yeah so much better for you

03:33:49.240 like yeah you know yeah for sure are we pulling

03:33:57.080 Alan's making bacon now

03:34:02.300 I'm trying to be a G right now bro just trust me

03:34:13.360 He just pulled a bone, oh Jesus 1.00

03:34:17.520 He just pulled like the bone out of the fucking leg 1.00

03:34:23.520 Oh nice, nice 1.00

03:34:24.980 That's our friend pig bone, I guess, thank you

03:34:28.100 Was that nice? Did you enjoy that?

03:34:31.980 I couldn't fucking take it, yes 1.00

03:34:34.060 There's the bone, ladies, do you like it? 1.00

03:34:39.700 I have to say that was a pretty good bone 1.00

03:34:41.780 you'll get a good stock out of that oh yeah good suck out of that 0.96

03:34:50.320 yeah just slow cook the f out of that yeah we put ours on a good 0.74

03:34:59.340 no that's a terrible idea thank you bourbon for pointing that out again don't fry the bacon naked

03:35:07.120 make sure your clothes first before you puts the bacon's on you like the grease screen you know

03:35:12.740 over the pan stops the you know and then you just have like bacon kind of drizzling over the

03:35:18.240 ta-tas a bit and then well you gotta pull off johnny's making plans for his next date

03:35:28.020 that's tempting

03:35:37.940 hey listen if she if she is offended you know it wasn't right

03:35:44.780 oh yeah right 1.00

03:35:46.760 but if she takes that slap that bacon slap on them titties like a woman 1.00

03:35:53.180 put a ring on it 1.00

03:35:55.840 immediately yeah a bacon ring like bacon ring yes oh i think almer simpson did an onion ring

03:36:05.840 right yeah oh boy well thank you very much sarah yeah no problem yes thank you for hosting us

03:36:24.060 that's awesome sorry i was late ladies i was uh no i was i was trying to edit a video oh yeah

03:36:36.780 trying to do smart stuff in it or whatever yeah well i'll see your stuff on the 16th

03:36:42.460 someone will show me on their phone she should put a lake up some whatever she has but we don't have

03:36:47.020 telegram or something so no because the last time i did that people got banned i ain't doing

03:36:57.100 all right we'll definitely have a look at is it uh the christmas get together in

03:37:01.340 what week and a half yeah oh no it's december birthdays oh yeah

03:37:08.220 flashy christmas well but you gotta distinguish december birthdays from christmas

03:37:14.060 So either way to get together, it's fun and we can see everybody together.

03:37:21.060 All right, ladies.

03:37:23.060 All right, Sarah.

03:37:24.060 Have a good night.

03:37:25.060 Good night, Bluey Winnie. 0.93

03:37:27.060 Stay. 0.96

03:37:28.060 Michelle will stay on here for a moment when she turns it off.

03:37:32.060 Okay.

03:37:33.060 Can I?

03:37:34.060 Yeah.

03:37:35.060 Bacon on your chest.

03:37:37.060 Oh, bacon on my chest.

03:37:39.060 Did you see one of the guys who grabbed the phone? 1.00

03:37:42.060 This is a fucking winter hike. 1.00

03:37:45.060 Fake it on tits. 1.00

03:37:46.060 Fake it on tits. 1.00

03:37:47.060 Fake it on tits. 1.00

03:37:48.060 That's right. 1.00

03:37:49.060 That's right.

Tom McCue - December 05, 2023

⧹⧹⧹ Ladies Night ⧹⧹⧹ Tuesday Dec 5 2023 ⧹⧹⧹

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