Tom McCue - May 30, 2026


Show Your Hands ( Songs For Uncle )


Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

53.11

Word count

200

Sentence count

1

Harmful content

Hate speech

3

sentences flagged


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 There once was a man with an extraordinary and ingenious plan
00:00:30.000 A plan to make his nation right 0.99
00:00:36.600 A plan to keep his nation white 0.67
00:00:42.060 A plan to free his people from the shackles that bind
00:00:48.840 A plan so his people endure and survive
00:00:54.640 Show your hands 1.00
00:01:00.140 Everyone, show your hands
00:01:05.640 To all the men with the pride
00:01:15.140 Show your hands
00:01:21.140 Let me show you
00:01:22.540 Oh, look
00:01:28.460 Here comes the leader
00:01:31.140 As everyone can see
00:01:37.040 He's here to inspect the towel of soap
00:01:43.580 So show your head, please
00:01:49.920 He looks for any goblins and creeps who might flee
00:01:54.780 They hide amongst the shadows while the consul dance with glee
00:02:01.280 Show your hands
00:02:11.140 Everyone show your hands
00:02:16.540 To the man with the plan
00:02:20.780 Show your head
00:02:23.840 Show your head
00:02:28.840 Today is his birthday
00:02:42.460 As everyone can see
00:02:48.040 He fought and paid
00:02:52.100 The ultimate price
00:02:54.540 So our people can be free
00:02:59.140 As his spirit rises from the grave
00:03:04.440 We invoke his eternal name
00:03:07.200 To give strength to those who live in fear
00:03:10.560 And to ensure our people
00:03:13.960 We are still here
00:03:19.440 Show your hands
00:03:29.220 If unbunched
00:03:31.380 Show your hands
00:03:34.560 To the man with the plan
00:03:38.940 Show your head
00:03:43.940 Show your head