Tom McCue - July 26, 2024


Thursday Night in Bigotsville July 25 2024


Episode Stats


Length

2 hours and 2 minutes

Words per minute

144.39

Word count

17,701

Sentence count

1,064

Harmful content

Misogyny

76

sentences flagged

Toxicity

872

sentences flagged

Hate speech

296

sentences flagged


Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 This ain't a test 1.00
00:00:22.000 Fuck the rest 0.99
00:00:22.940 Time to set the record straight 1.00
00:00:25.220 Talk your shit 1.00
00:00:27.140 Behind my back 1.00
00:00:28.220 The dare you say it to my face
00:00:30.480 I've heard the words fall out your lips 1.00
00:00:33.380 You little horrendous fucking bitch 1.00
00:00:35.620 The time has come to get you some 1.00
00:00:38.580 Cause I just do not give a shit 0.99
00:00:40.900 What? 1.00
00:00:43.680 Do you take me for a fool? 1.00
00:00:49.680 How'd it feel to be a fool? 1.00
00:00:54.340 She told me you're just a cancer 1.00
00:00:56.740 Motherfucker, war is the answer 1.00
00:01:02.580 As of now, the end begins 1.00
00:01:15.140 I want to laugh, but there's no joke
00:01:17.620 To eat with the beast and run with the wolves 1.00
00:01:20.460 On the asses, you must joke 0.98
00:01:22.820 I know it's got the chapter 0.99
00:01:25.120 You're asked to think I just won't go away
00:01:27.900 So text me not, I'm writing you up
00:01:30.900 I've got nothing more to say
00:01:33.360 But 0.99
00:01:34.160 Do you take me for a fool? 1.00
00:01:41.840 How'd it feel to be a fool? 1.00
00:01:46.940 To me you're just a cancer 1.00
00:01:49.180 Motherfucker, what is the answer? 1.00
00:01:54.060 You want to disrespect me, you little fucking punk 1.00
00:01:58.880 Everything I've done to be who I am 1.00
00:02:02.280 As far as I've fucking come 1.00
00:02:04.280 I'll slap you so fucking hard it'll feel like you kiss a freight train 1.00
00:02:09.940 Fuck you 1.00
00:02:24.060 Do you take me for a fool? 1.00
00:02:48.240 How does it feel to be a tool? 1.00
00:02:51.140 Talk to shit behind my back 1.00
00:02:53.000 See, don't me, you're just a cancer 1.00
00:02:55.400 The time has come to get you some motherfucker 1.00
00:02:58.580 What is the answer? 1.00
00:03:09.900 Yeah!
00:03:23.000 We'll be right back.
00:03:53.000 Flashes lit up the darkness of wartime
00:04:04.460 You could see the paleness of wonders
00:04:11.180 These were the places that made us
00:04:18.340 Now I'm riddled with the ghosts of another world
00:04:24.760 I want to live again
00:04:30.320 Standing straight to the sea
00:04:32.820 No case I'm far
00:04:34.820 I'm naked
00:04:36.600 And I'm reckless
00:04:38.420 And I can't cry
00:04:40.600 The sweet dreams of lies
00:04:45.020 You're a young man kind
00:04:51.420 I understand but I can't hear you
00:04:58.920 Maybe I'm losing your words
00:05:15.020 We'll be right back.
00:05:45.020 It's a modern voice
00:05:48.760 For a time of care
00:05:53.180 Standing straight to see
00:05:55.660 A place of fun
00:05:57.620 And they take
00:05:59.540 And rest with
00:06:01.240 And it's fine
00:06:03.320 Sweet dreams of a death
00:06:07.900 Can never be all in kind
00:06:14.260 I don't listen, but I can't hear you
00:06:22.240 When you're lost in my mind
00:06:28.240 Sweet dreams of a mess
00:06:35.560 And never know what it is
00:06:40.000 I am listening, but I can't hear you
00:06:49.900 When you're listening, I'm on my mind
00:06:56.300 I'm talking about both kinds
00:07:02.400 There's no reason to change my mind
00:07:06.000 But the answer is not the sound
00:07:09.000 Throw me in a box and run me by the bars
00:07:13.580 I'm not a judge, I'm not a judge, I'm not a judge
00:07:18.580 I'm not a judge, I'm not a judge, I'm not a judge, I'm not a judge
00:07:39.000 I love you, I love you
00:08:09.000 good evening what's going on how's everybody doing tonight
00:08:13.440 can you hear me i'm all right yeah okay did uh you do some work on your mic i can actually hear 0.98
00:08:20.000 you wow i fiddled around fucked around and fired around you know the triple f philosophy with it 0.98
00:08:27.060 does sound it does sound a little bit scratchy though you sound a little bit scratchy oh i'd 0.99
00:08:32.960 probably yeah oh my god that's good that's coming in and chirping me right away anyway
00:08:37.780 what's going on not too much nice yeah yeah right that's all right i'll take it it's good
00:08:45.780 i noticed uh you liked uh my first uh intro song there yeah that was pretty good yeah i heard that
00:08:52.140 actually on the weekend uh when we're all up north and i didn't know who it was at first 0.78
00:08:56.740 and so i fucking shazammed it i'm like seriously that's five finger death punch 0.98
00:09:00.800 Fucking A, so I downloaded the song. 0.99
00:09:05.020 That's good, Tim. 0.99
00:09:06.500 Oh, yeah, man.
00:09:07.440 I liked it. 0.97
00:09:08.800 I've just been fucking around in Montreal for the last little while. 0.97
00:09:12.320 It's been a good time. 0.86
00:09:14.200 Yeah, I've seen some of the pics and little videos that you've been putting up.
00:09:17.180 Yeah, I've had some fun.
00:09:19.860 Found an Antifa sticker and took that down because, you know,
00:09:24.380 symbols of child pedophilia are not, you know,
00:09:27.380 you've got to take those down.
00:09:28.820 you're going to dispose of them when you can
00:09:31.260 that's being a proper citizen
00:09:33.260 cleaning up the city
00:09:34.640 doing your
00:09:36.680 doing nature
00:09:38.040 yeah it was funny they had like six of them
00:09:40.480 out in front of an RBC
00:09:41.900 downtown yelling
00:09:44.180 free free Palestine
00:09:45.480 in front of the Canada 0.74
00:09:48.440 Central Bank eh
00:09:49.380 well RBC
00:09:52.260 anyway
00:09:52.860 I'm pretty sure the RBC is
00:09:56.720 Canada Central Bank
00:09:57.620 I just laughed
00:10:00.340 because there was like six of them 0.99
00:10:02.020 like little Palestinian flags
00:10:04.360 and 1.00
00:10:04.620 like you idiots 1.00
00:10:06.660 that's fucking hilarious 1.00
00:10:08.460 at least it rained though 0.99
00:10:11.220 so that was good
00:10:12.180 I was pretty happy about that
00:10:15.500 who we got in the chat tonight
00:10:17.880 let's see we got 1.00
00:10:18.860 Mums in here 1.00
00:10:19.940 Rogue Spear, Tried Life 0.86
00:10:22.360 Johannes or Johan
00:10:25.020 we'll just call you Joe 0.94
00:10:25.820 uh ben baker friday terry koala mama mav ryan watson green bastard i love that name green 0.99
00:10:34.160 bastard friday oh we got island jason oh gargle my bum sweat oh gargle my bum sweat also likes 0.98
00:10:41.080 the name green bastard two very original awesome names right there i like that 0.98
00:10:46.280 melted truth hey quick dove how are you doing tonight 0.96
00:10:50.040 tommy gun ryan watson salvador deli bad hat harriet sarah ireland tommy gun
00:10:57.740 oh we got everybody in here tonight wild skew already
00:11:02.380 oh bad hat harriet says uh maybe it's me i'm trying to watch release yeah well they're like
00:11:08.580 right there so yeah yeah oh okay i see um i'm trying something new tonight with the streaming
00:11:15.360 I'm streaming also to
00:11:16.920 the Bigot Hawk Telegram page.
00:11:20.740 So that's
00:11:21.220 up and running too.
00:11:24.380 Is there a dam
00:11:25.780 that broke in, Jasper?
00:11:29.440 Oh, really?
00:11:30.080 That'd be a good thing right about now, wouldn't it?
00:11:31.940 Yeah, I think that, well, the fire already 0.96
00:11:33.920 burnt everything fucking down. 0.90
00:11:36.260 Well, yeah, it was like 0.99
00:11:37.500 what was the estimate, like 30 or 40%
00:11:40.160 something like that, I don't know.
00:11:41.560 I do actually have a
00:11:43.620 list for that oh do you okay i was gonna yeah i saw i saw i grabbed uh
00:11:48.100 i seen a couple uh still shots of it earlier today and it's like yeah it doesn't it's gone
00:11:57.860 no it's gone yeah it's it's really it's sad really um you know and uh there was a
00:12:06.080 so i i wish i would have bookmarked that one but there was a tweet somewhere somebody uh
00:12:12.080 calculated the money we've given to
00:12:13.660 Ukraine and how many
00:12:16.220 of those planes that could dump water
00:12:18.000 we could have bought with that
00:12:20.080 instead
00:12:20.480 oh I just want to make a quick
00:12:23.920 shout out of here hey quick Dub if you want to join us
00:12:26.080 tonight the link to join us is in the fire pit
00:12:28.140 in the empire
00:12:28.640 if you're not busy
00:12:30.480 makes you go search for it
00:12:33.480 well it's right there so
00:12:35.640 yeah sometimes I'll pop the link
00:12:39.620 to join us in the fire pit
00:12:41.080 if the eggs are in the fire pit 0.99
00:12:43.980 and want to hop on, fucking click the link 0.99
00:12:45.800 let's see, I'm going to look in the fire pit 0.99
00:12:48.000 we'll see how right there it is
00:12:49.880 unless a bunch of people
00:12:51.940 have put my...
00:12:52.780 alright, alright, alright, fair enough
00:12:55.120 it's sort of right there
00:12:56.400 you've got to scroll up a little, you've got to do a little work quick
00:12:59.180 if you want to join
00:13:00.060 I guess that's the price of admission tonight
00:13:06.400 ODST here is saying
00:13:08.780 intrusive thoughts, controlled
00:13:10.680 demolition of what we have left. 1.00
00:13:14.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:13:15.100 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:16.420 Gargle my bum sweat says
00:13:18.040 climate change.
00:13:20.240 You would think that they would
00:13:22.520 stop giving that climate change 0.97
00:13:24.580 due to fucking lighter by now, right? 0.98
00:13:26.960 Well, here's my question. 0.98
00:13:29.000 We're paying the carbon tax.
00:13:30.640 Isn't that enough to stop Mother Nature?
00:13:34.060 You know, like... 0.80
00:13:34.780 It was supposed to be.
00:13:36.640 But, you know...
00:13:38.000 There, pay this tax.
00:13:40.960 It'll stop the climate from burning down.
00:13:42.600 Yeah, okay.
00:13:44.080 I guess that's, you know.
00:13:48.040 What are you talking about, Jason?
00:13:50.220 I'll wiggle your mic cord.
00:13:51.660 How about that?
00:13:53.200 That'd be a long trek out to BC to wiggle it.
00:13:55.180 Wiggle yours? 1.00
00:13:57.000 Whatever, fuck it. 1.00
00:13:58.280 Get her done. 1.00
00:13:59.060 Why not?
00:14:00.020 One of these days.
00:14:01.400 One of these days I'm going to get out there.
00:14:05.500 I'd love to see BC. 0.97
00:14:06.720 I'd fucking love to see it. 0.76
00:14:08.000 What are you looking for? 0.98
00:14:14.880 There it is, right here.
00:14:15.880 Yeah, so this was the video that I came across today.
00:14:19.320 The situation in Jasper is precarious.
00:14:21.900 After a wall of flames entered the town, the mayor calling it our worst nightmare.
00:14:27.320 Alberta's premier visibly upset during an afternoon press conference.
00:14:31.700 For many generations, the town of Jasper and the parks surrounding it
00:14:37.540 have been a source of pride with some of the most beautiful scenery in the entire
00:14:49.300 in the world. Our grandparents visited to experience the majesty of this place
00:14:59.280 With its mountains and lakes and meadows.
00:15:09.960 Premier talking about the significant structural loss to lodges and historic properties like the iconic Fairmont Jasper Park Lodge.
00:15:19.080 Firefighters are focused also on protecting infrastructure, hospitals, the treatment plant, the Trans Mountain Pipeline.
00:15:25.240 The call went out for help. The province and the federal government responding with a resounding yes.
00:15:31.300 CTV's Jeremy Thompson is in Hinton, about an hour away from the flames. Jeremy?
00:15:36.700 Sandy, this is a devastating day for one of Canada's most iconic tourist destinations.
00:15:42.660 The images coming out of the town site today are difficult to look at.
00:15:46.420 Much of the main areas of Jasper are burned to the ground.
00:15:49.360 The province says 30 to 50 percent of the town is gone, homes, hotels, businesses, churches.
00:15:56.940 The situation reached a critical point yesterday afternoon when the larger of two wildfires was pushed towards Jasper from the south by strong winds,
00:16:04.940 causing flames up to 100 meters high, traveling five kilometers in half an hour.
00:16:10.000 All first responders, except for firefighters and some incident commanders,
00:16:14.420 were evacuated as the fire approached the town, reaching Jasper just before 7 p.m.
00:16:19.680 We were thinking, get the family safe, collect as many important things as we could, and head to safety.
00:16:29.060 And when weather conditions didn't cooperate in the last few, 24 hours or so,
00:16:36.320 we have all been in shock and watching in horror.
00:16:42.760 We're told every effort was made to protect the town, but they were largely unsuccessful.
00:16:47.640 Helicopters dropping water on the fire was ineffective.
00:16:50.620 It was too dangerous for water bombers to fly.
00:16:53.300 And the bulldozers that were planning to build a fire break along the southern edge of the town
00:16:57.240 were unable to complete that work before being evacuated.
00:17:00.660 25,000 people have been evacuated and thankfully no injuries have been reported at this time.
00:17:06.600 Meanwhile, the firefight continues as crews from 34 communities have come to Jasper to help out.
00:17:12.600 Focus has now shifted from wildfire fighting to protecting as many structures and critical infrastructure as possible.
00:17:19.340 Sandy?
00:17:19.800 All right, Jeremy, thanks.
00:17:22.520 You know what the first thought I had in my brain?
00:17:25.680 Lahaina.
00:17:27.240 yeah right that was exactly all i can think of when they're talking about winds and fires and 0.98
00:17:32.000 how fast it was moving all i can picture was last year lahena they burnt that fucking place right 0.98
00:17:36.280 to the goddamn ground i couldn't imagine that though a fire that's moving and what would you 0.99
00:17:40.680 say five kilometers within a half an hour yeah yeah 5k in that 5k every half an hour that's fast 1.00
00:17:47.560 fucking 10 kilometers 0.92
00:17:51.220 that's like 1.00
00:17:52.280 that's probably faster than I can run
00:17:54.240 at least
00:17:57.280 he says here
00:17:58.200 yeah it probably does
00:17:59.980 see this is the problem with being in a new setup
00:18:02.560 oh there we go
00:18:05.700 I just jammed it in
00:18:07.420 you jammed it in did you
00:18:09.860 yeah I just jammed it in
00:18:11.440 even freestone
00:18:12.620 what's up with Johnny South 0.98
00:18:14.980 Yeah, well, it's because I had to move all my shit 0.97
00:18:17.640 because I'm on location. 0.96
00:18:20.980 My cord's a little touchy
00:18:23.980 and it doesn't like
00:18:25.620 the surroundings, I guess.
00:18:27.480 I don't know.
00:18:29.280 Maybe it's the Antifas.
00:18:31.040 I am deep behind the Antifa territory.
00:18:34.820 Yeah, that is true.
00:18:36.380 I've been seeing beta males everywhere. 1.00
00:18:39.120 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:18:40.380 You got that picture? 1.00
00:18:41.180 I forgot to grab that picture 1.00
00:18:42.300 of the fucking thingamajiggy walking down the street. 1.00
00:18:44.980 Oh, I can send it to you. 1.00
00:18:47.420 Fuck. 1.00
00:18:50.320 Yeah, Wallbanger here says, 1.00
00:18:51.840 rebuilding everything wouldn't stimulate the Kamehameha, would it? 1.00
00:18:55.800 Fuck. 1.00
00:18:58.900 Fuck. 1.00
00:19:00.320 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:19:00.900 There you go.
00:19:01.600 There you go.
00:19:02.640 Remember, just send a telegram?
00:19:04.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:19:04.920 That was, that was, we were on our way to some fucking mall somewhere. 0.99
00:19:08.580 Oh, yeah, deep inside. 0.99
00:19:10.000 Like, I think I found the C spot.
00:19:13.080 You know what I mean? 0.98
00:19:13.640 That's how fucking deep I am. 0.95
00:19:14.980 it's uh you know but when you walk around you see like the the antipa stickers and like there's 0.95
00:19:21.680 like a few people that i've seen that all i can think is like and you're the one who's gonna try 0.82
00:19:26.080 and bash the past are you yeah oh my god there was this one guy we were in a fucking second i wish i 0.99
00:19:33.260 would have got a picture of this guy he was dressed all in black uh had a fucking mask on 0.99
00:19:39.180 and just looked 0.99
00:19:42.300 like the biggest 1.00
00:19:43.740 faggot ever. 1.00
00:19:45.100 This is the guy 1.00
00:19:48.000 who's typing behind the keyboard
00:19:49.500 and thinks you're afraid.
00:19:53.020 Jesus.
00:19:54.160 There we go.
00:19:55.800 Yeah, that has, right?
00:19:56.800 That's nice.
00:19:57.820 See, there you go.
00:19:59.140 Look at that.
00:20:03.120 I could just imagine 0.99
00:20:04.320 what the fucking front looked like. 1.00
00:20:05.720 Holy fuck. 1.00
00:20:06.740 Yeah, well, I sent that 1.00
00:20:07.720 side shot anyway.
00:20:09.180 uh but yeah where'd the other one go and i mean i i see quite a few of these like all over it's
00:20:19.620 great it's hilarious there's a lot of i'm gonna be heading somewhere tomorrow it was no uh jason
00:20:26.920 it doesn't want to be a dude but it is a dude um he did go to the uh to the hair salon now i got a
00:20:36.060 question is that actually a woman with the black dress was that actually a woman standing there to
00:20:41.540 the right of the thing oh yeah yeah yeah now notice the distance that's probably close to 10 15 feet
00:20:46.860 away yeah yeah well i don't think anybody wanted to stand next to this no probably didn't even want 0.75
00:20:53.640 to touch the fucking crosswalk button afterwards either yeah no there was there was no following 0.84
00:20:58.980 than that guy. Holy 0.99
00:21:00.500 fuck. And 1.00
00:21:01.940 there's been a few of these people that I
00:21:04.820 have just noticed and it's like, yeah.
00:21:07.000 Oh my God.
00:21:08.500 Okay. Other than that,
00:21:11.060 I mean, Montreal's great. Like, where
00:21:12.540 the area we are is very few geeks.
00:21:14.940 Like, if you go downtown, you're going to see something.
00:21:17.840 But, you know,
00:21:19.240 the other areas are 0.99
00:21:20.380 fucking good. Well, in my 0.99
00:21:22.920 personal opinion, we're going to see lots of things like that
00:21:25.060 because Canada's military is being run by something
00:21:27.020 like this.
00:21:28.980 I mean, can we call it a military
00:21:32.760 anymore at this point?
00:21:33.760 No, I haven't been in the military.
00:21:36.480 I'm not a military person, but I've heard
00:21:38.320 ex-military people say
00:21:40.460 and from the National Citizens
00:21:42.780 Inquiry. I'm going to have to ask Jeremy
00:21:44.280 in Hamilton.
00:21:45.580 Is it downgraded to a militia now?
00:21:49.880 At what point
00:21:50.940 does that downgrade happen?
00:21:54.220 We've got to be getting close.
00:21:56.400 Because I seen a thing just the other day
00:21:58.640 something about ammunition.
00:22:01.460 We're not going to be able to
00:22:02.680 produce enough ammunition or something along
00:22:04.680 that lines. I might be wrong on that.
00:22:06.520 It might not have been ammunition. I don't know.
00:22:09.940 But 1.00
00:22:10.220 it was fucking retarded. 1.00
00:22:14.440 If we can't send them back to 1.00
00:22:16.580 fentanyl, holy shit. 0.99
00:22:20.980 That's innovative. 1.00
00:22:22.160 That's some serious fucking innovation right there. 0.99
00:22:26.240 Oh, man. 0.99
00:22:27.760 There's a new plan.
00:22:28.640 it was ammunition okay all right thanks greasy monkey 1.00
00:22:34.180 all right yeah fucking retarded man all our shit's blown up and smoking wrecks in ukraine 1.00
00:22:41.960 or captured by the russians and fucking re-engineered okay yeah right yeah holy 1.00
00:22:48.220 fuck it's an absolute fucking mess that's for fucking charity let me see what else what else 1.00
00:22:55.860 So we got. Oh, yeah. Shout out to Alex Woods. I'm loving what he's doing with his videos. 1.00
00:23:05.100 Of course, there's another terror tour stop tonight. And, you know, Alex shared a video there on the Twitter machine.
00:23:14.300 A little press conference with the boys. 0.56
00:23:17.640 So my question is, after having denounced them so much, why did you accept this invitation from the members of Diagolan, Mr. Polyev? 0.83
00:23:24.600 Thank you for your question. And here's why I'm here today. I realized after a long reflection 0.98
00:23:30.040 that everything I thought about Diagolan was a lie. I did some research and found out that
00:23:34.300 Diagolan members are not the extremists I thought they were. They are very good people with excellent
00:23:39.640 values. Thank you. We didn't really invite him. He just recently started following us wherever we go.
00:23:49.380 I think he's in love with us you know last night he tried to kiss me but at least it's cool he
00:23:55.540 recognizes that he was wrong about us and unlike other politicians he is clean and obedient that's
00:24:01.380 why we agreed to adopt him yeah or when we put him in his cage for the night he stayed quiet
00:24:07.860 and I like teaching him tricks even if he doesn't learn quickly personally I don't agree with this
00:24:13.280 adoption um because when a politician comes during the night scratching at your door i know it's a 0.99
00:24:20.300 ruse and that he really only wants one thing to fuck you so we should put him in a bag then we go 0.99
00:24:26.180 for a ride in the woods and we leave him there well okay let's be serious here i consider them 1.00
00:24:31.700 my friends and they i think consider me one of theirs so i can say i'm a dag now wait what did
00:24:36.220 you say i said i'm a dag now no you are a dog you're dreaming man you're still a long way from
00:24:41.600 being a dad and you're certainly not a friend. My God, what have you been smoking? So as I was
00:24:46.500 saying, since Diagolan showed me the way, I decided to make some important changes in the goals of my
00:24:51.360 party. The most important thing is obviously immigration, which is they made me understand
00:24:55.500 makes absolutely no sense and must be stopped. That's why I'm now convinced that we need to do 1.00
00:24:59.680 more than just slow it down. So we need we need to yeet the jeets before Canada turned into a
00:25:05.940 complete shithole. So we need to act now. Otherwise, we'll end up with giant statues of ugly monkeys 0.99
00:25:11.260 all over Canada. And I don't want to see that. So in the name of the great King Philip, I ask you 0.58
00:25:16.040 to follow the path laid out by Jeremy, Derek and Ferryman. We must save Canada. We are not Indians.
00:25:21.020 We are not Mexicans. We are not Africans. We are Canadians. People have understood you. I think
00:25:26.000 you can shut up now. No, I will not shut up. What I have to say is very important. And you know, 0.99
00:25:30.780 well, we're all tired of hearing your annoying voice. So shut up what you say. I will not be 1.00
00:25:34.500 intimidated. Oh, really? You call this intimidation? If you continue, I'll get very angry and you'll
00:25:39.140 regret it i'm going to punch you on your big nose i don't like violence try bitch very rude person 1.00
00:25:44.220 touch me faggot come on get up and hit me i'll knock your teeth down your throat you're really 1.00
00:25:48.420 not nice you're a bad you're right i am not nice i'm the craziest motherfucker you'll ever meet and 1.00
00:25:53.140 you so what you're gonna do about that you that's what i'm gonna do i know tai chi well i wouldn't 1.00
00:25:57.980 be proud if i were you know what tai chi is it that thing yes dot yes that thing with the faggot 1.00
00:26:02.640 movements and your mother yeah she looks like a pug and your father your father lives in the sewers 0.99
00:26:07.240 yes he does okay that's enough cut his mic i feel there's something wrong here i don't know what it
00:26:13.520 is exactly but i feel like this whole situation is totally absurd pierre paul yev who agrees to
00:26:18.900 come and join us that doesn't make any sense i feel like i'm in a weird dream and who is that
00:26:22.720 morgan i can't stop thinking about are we stuck in some kind of matrix he's beginning to believe
00:26:37.240 i didn't see that until now that's hilarious that was amazing um that's uh at alex woods 0.90
00:26:48.400 z uh on the x machine there uh give him a follow uh he has been putting out some fucking oh yeah 0.94
00:26:56.480 he's got uh rumble too actually oh yeah but yeah check it out oh it's good shit and i uh i was 0.96
00:27:04.820 actually talking to him because I told him I was like yeah 0.96
00:27:06.720 I'm totally using that for the night
00:27:08.800 and he said I'm just going to give
00:27:10.880 it a tease but he's working on something
00:27:12.640 he says if it works the way he wants it it's going to be
00:27:14.880 good so keep an eye on
00:27:16.860 but I absolutely
00:27:18.820 look forward to it because that
00:27:20.620 that was brilliant that was absolutely
00:27:22.920 great
00:27:23.440 yeah you're safe
00:27:26.480 yeah we know
00:27:27.740 he's in a new setup so
00:27:30.040 it's kind of Murphy's setting in
00:27:32.760 yeah it's
00:27:34.360 it's the cord, I'm pretty sure, 0.99
00:27:36.500 here, I'm going to try and fucking, yeah. 0.99
00:27:38.320 Trent Debb says your mic sounds like a kazoo. 0.99
00:27:43.920 Green screen.
00:27:44.800 Yeah, maybe I wanted it to.
00:27:46.520 Right?
00:27:48.340 Oh, that's pretty good.
00:27:50.820 I like that.
00:27:52.080 And, yeah, even the picture of Melhouse 0.97
00:27:54.240 in the bottom there, that was fucking good. 0.95
00:27:56.480 Yeah, yeah, that was good. 0.99
00:28:00.440 Oh, it's good, Karen. 0.98
00:28:02.180 It's reminding me of the mics
00:28:03.900 that's used to plug in the portable
00:28:05.600 oh yeah
00:28:06.760 oh boy
00:28:09.940 oh
00:28:12.060 the scratchiness is gone
00:28:15.460 oh that's because he's muted
00:28:18.120 oh
00:28:23.500 let's see
00:28:25.600 ah
00:28:30.340 that's a little better
00:28:32.520 of this the overall scratchiness that was like staying there is gone yeah well it's because uh
00:28:39.480 you know i had to move it from home set up and then re-plugging it in yeah yeah downside yeti
00:28:47.400 mic right mine can you uh like get a new cord for it or is it like right into it no i'll just
00:28:58.120 give me a cord oh okay i didn't know if the if the jack cord was fixed right into the mic or if
00:29:03.240 you can actually take it out of the mic as well so i did not know it's stupid because the mic i
00:29:10.680 have the the the cord is fixed right inside of it so you'd have to get in there and start cutting
00:29:16.120 wires and if i had to replace that so yeah no i'm pretty sure it's just the the cord itself 0.99
00:29:20.920 is a pile of shit. 0.99
00:29:23.700 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:29:24.480 It's the problem.
00:29:27.400 I wish it was USPC.
00:29:29.680 So, it's a jeet mic?
00:29:31.960 Yeah, basically.
00:29:33.180 Oh, okay.
00:29:33.940 It got jeetified somehow.
00:29:36.500 Yeah, it got jeetified somehow.
00:29:39.160 That's what happened.
00:29:41.500 Like I said, I think it's the commies. 1.00
00:29:43.340 They're fucking with my shit. 1.00
00:29:45.260 Deep behind commie lines here. 1.00
00:29:47.480 Oh, more than likely, man.
00:29:48.420 all right deep behind circle on commie lines for sure man for sure outnumbered around here let me
00:29:54.460 tell you uh i have a quick video here uh oh yeah did you hear uh about the new street names in
00:30:03.940 toronto what what new street names oh you're gonna like this firstly i want to say welcome
00:30:10.060 to tayloronto and it's been a long time coming and we are ready for it as we know all too well
00:30:17.520 taylor swift is coming to toronto for a fortnight for the eras tour swifties will shake it off
00:30:23.760 at six concerts this november and it is an opportunity for toronto to show off our great
00:30:29.120 reputation and our place in this world after taylor swift makes sparks fly and the whole place shimmer
00:30:36.800 at the rogers center in a concert that swifties will remember forever and always fans will need
00:30:42.320 to calm down and walk along the honorary taylor swift way to have their photos taken
00:30:47.040 with the toronto signs seven letters lit red in her honor it's our way to show taylor she's the 0.99
00:30:53.600 one we've been waiting for is that gonna be where you can get hookers and that we will love her 0.62
00:30:58.240 ever more and the motion also asks the general manager to report back on the swiftonomics of 0.85
00:31:03.280 the event including the tax revenues that are generated to the municipal provincial and federal
00:31:08.960 government why what the fuck does taylor swift have to do with toronto that says welcome to 0.82
00:31:14.800 toronto and i'm hoping they're changing a couple of street names to taylor swift way because she 0.96
00:31:20.180 always changes the uh the logo on her shirt oh it's not retarded without telling me you're 0.98
00:31:28.240 retarded. Oh, that's 1.00
00:31:30.220 epic beta faggotry 1.00
00:31:32.260 right there, man. 1.00
00:31:33.540 Oh, I feel sorry
00:31:40.200 for the people that I know living in Toronto and have to put up
00:31:42.220 with that. Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:31:45.260 I don't even understand 1.00
00:31:46.760 why. 0.99
00:31:50.320 What the fuck does Taylor Swift 0.97
00:31:52.140 have to do with Toronto? 1.00
00:31:54.260 This is the shit 1.00
00:31:56.520 that 1.00
00:31:57.640 I need to be a city politician
00:32:02.980 this is what I'm learning
00:32:04.500 I need to get to be a politician somehow 1.00
00:32:06.980 where I can then just fuck around 1.00
00:32:09.180 and do retarded shit 1.00
00:32:11.480 and be praised for it 1.00
00:32:13.580 and get money for it 1.00
00:32:15.480 I can come up with stupid ideas too 1.00
00:32:19.220 you're not missing anything Chris 1.00
00:32:22.220 you're not missing anything 0.99
00:32:23.420 bullshit Chris 0.99
00:32:25.940 You know what? 1.00
00:32:26.760 I bet you got some fucking Taylor Swift on in the background right now. 1.00
00:32:31.260 Fucking shaking it off. 1.00
00:32:33.540 That's what you're doing. 0.99
00:32:35.600 Now, the next clip I got is from the States.
00:32:38.840 I've seen this the other day on X, 1.00
00:32:43.340 and I had to watch it twice because it's so fucking retarded. 1.00
00:32:48.640 Yeah. 1.00
00:32:49.700 I'm sorry, guys, but I got it.
00:32:51.900 Today's today.
00:32:52.780 and yesterday was
00:32:55.440 today yesterday
00:32:56.500 tomorrow will be
00:32:59.400 today tomorrow
00:33:00.600 so live today
00:33:03.220 so the
00:33:05.480 future today will be as the
00:33:07.420 past today
00:33:09.620 as it
00:33:11.640 is tomorrow
00:33:12.500 actually
00:33:19.580 it's funny because I do have
00:33:21.200 I did grab a clip of her
00:33:23.380 as well, actually.
00:33:25.780 Did I load that one up yet?
00:33:27.440 No, I didn't. Let me load that one up.
00:33:29.340 I got a clip of her
00:33:30.980 saying something 1.00
00:33:33.600 fucking stupid. 1.00
00:33:35.340 Really. 1.00
00:33:36.600 She's picking up
00:33:39.900 where Biden left off.
00:33:41.700 Apparently she unified 0.98
00:33:43.800 the Democrat Party in less than 0.94
00:33:45.340 48 hours.
00:33:47.380 Okay.
00:33:48.920 Alrighty.
00:33:51.200 now see i don't know if that was just kind of like thrown together ai i don't know yeah i know
00:33:57.760 oh yeah that was definitely ai but um yeah no but this this was just this is all her
00:34:04.720 and absolutely picking up from where slupy joe left off so the united states
00:34:10.180 shares a very important relationship which is an alliance with the republic of north korea
00:34:16.940 and it is an alliance that is strong and enduring.
00:34:24.060 So the Americans are now aligned with North Korea, apparently. 0.55
00:34:29.700 Oh, okay.
00:34:32.780 Alrighty then.
00:34:34.340 Okay.
00:34:35.940 I wonder if the Americans know that.
00:34:38.840 Whatever, Joe probably told her that.
00:34:42.000 Yeah.
00:34:43.180 Right, that was probably what it is.
00:34:44.620 You probably told her that we're in a great alliance that's strong and enduring with North Korea.
00:34:52.520 Now, somebody correct me if I'm wrong here, but I'm pretty sure that war was still considered a war just on a basically an armistice.
00:35:02.000 Pretty much right up until Trump went over there.
00:35:05.280 Now, I might be wrong on that. I don't know.
00:35:07.260 But I'm sure that was still they were technically North Korea and the United States were still at war.
00:35:12.020 But it was basically called
00:35:14.280 What they call that
00:35:15.720 Not a stalemate
00:35:18.040 But a ceasefire
00:35:19.520 I guess it would be
00:35:21.260 A stalemate
00:35:23.000 Right up until
00:35:25.100 The year that Trump went over there
00:35:27.380 What would it take to have a stalemate in a war
00:35:30.240 Like everybody just runs out of ammo
00:35:32.800 And just doesn't want to do hand to hand
00:35:35.040 Pretty much
00:35:36.520 It's a tie
00:35:38.040 Yeah
00:35:38.780 Yep 0.93
00:35:40.400 Let's go to sudden death
00:35:43.580 Yeah
00:35:44.760 The clock's ticking
00:35:47.160 First one to drop wins
00:35:49.240 That's probably where Overtime was born
00:35:52.900 Somebody was trying to call a tie
00:35:55.220 On the battlefield 1.00
00:35:55.900 Like fuck that there must be a winner 1.00
00:35:58.620 We're going to sudden death 1.00
00:36:00.020 Yeah 1.00
00:36:00.840 Oh fuck 1.00
00:36:04.960 Imagine that a referee on a battlefield 1.00
00:36:07.220 he's the first one dead blowing the whistle all right call this play first one dead oh yeah done
00:36:16.660 that's dead he didn't see it right that's that's where that was 0.99
00:36:21.620 strapped the ref with fucking explosives go right at that line 0.99
00:36:27.020 what did you say johnny i didn't hear you uh here and he's pandering again today 0.99
00:36:44.260 you see the tweet that he had with that great canadian business no actually i didn't oh yeah
00:36:51.420 He was in Scarborough, and I think they're Scarbanese, maybe, is who he was up there.
00:37:02.060 I don't know, that's what they were, but not a single, like, Canadian inside of him. 1.00
00:37:09.760 Yeah, I'm on his Twitter page right now.
00:37:13.260 Oh, yeah, okay.
00:37:15.240 He's going hard on, like, the crime stats today, and it's funny because, like, I mean,
00:37:20.940 And he's not 100% wrong here, but he's doing everything he can to not say that mass immigration is the problem.
00:37:28.120 And he's like talking about the catch and release program that they have going on with criminals.
00:37:35.060 And he's blaming that for the increase in crime.
00:37:37.640 It's like, wow, I mean, sure, but if we move over to this problem over here, we just completely eliminate that problem entirely.
00:37:49.040 I'll just bring up Milhouse's
00:37:50.400 Twitter page here.
00:37:52.560 He had some good ones today.
00:37:55.400 Actually, scroll back down
00:37:56.880 for a second, because that video is hilarious.
00:37:59.100 This is one of the ones that he put out
00:38:00.800 today. It's talking
00:38:02.780 about crime in Canada.
00:38:05.400 Let's see if we notice
00:38:06.560 anything about some of the
00:38:08.620 suspects that they kind of get
00:38:10.640 close-ups to.
00:38:12.180 Let's see if you
00:38:13.220 notice this.
00:38:15.480 more than 100 bullets destroyed four people injured no one in custody has your car been
00:38:22.260 stolen in canada well you might not be the only one as it's currently the car theft capital of
00:38:26.620 the world it's come to this thieves busting down doors to steal car keys there has been
00:38:36.380 a dramatic rise in the number of carjackings right across the gta in total five people were
00:38:42.560 shot some multiple times all were rushed to hospital
00:38:57.920 some guys up before a judge for having stolen a car gets let off and went into
00:39:01.760 the parking lot of the courthouse and stole another car you can't make this stuff up
00:39:12.560 that was pretty wild video
00:39:22.240 but i mean there's there's you know there's been a trend 0.98
00:39:28.720 oh yeah oh definitely a fucking trend first of all with the ethnic oh go ahead 0.95
00:39:36.320 but he's doing everything in his power to avoid saying 0.99
00:39:39.800 like he's blaming it on
00:39:43.280 catch and release
00:39:44.160 blaming it on this
00:39:47.480 and it's like okay but you're not
00:39:49.440 actually going to stop the problem
00:39:51.040 yeah
00:39:52.960 well see the catch and release program is a load of 0.96
00:39:55.340 shit to begin with but when you have 0.94
00:39:56.800 agreed that's why I said in the beginning he's not 0.99
00:39:59.140 totally wrong but he
00:40:01.220 is avoiding the actual root
00:40:03.220 of the problem
00:40:04.060 oh yeah
00:40:04.980 haha
00:40:06.400 Alex Woods is
00:40:08.720 building.
00:40:11.120 Yeah, lots of people are looking for you now.
00:40:13.800 You've got some good work going on there.
00:40:17.120 But yeah, that's... No, you're right, though.
00:40:18.780 They refuse to acknowledge 0.94
00:40:20.680 the ethnic backgrounds 0.94
00:40:22.600 of over 99%
00:40:24.760 of it all.
00:40:27.500 And see,
00:40:28.400 I was actually telling my co-worker this one day
00:40:30.940 and because I've done this quite a few
00:40:32.800 times, you can go on Toronto's
00:40:34.720 most wanted list and start
00:40:36.540 recent and scroll back about 30 years and you'll see a massive demographic change massive demographic
00:40:44.240 well it's it's insane oh yeah and uh so i was telling my co-worker this
00:40:53.320 and i'm like just trust me you'll notice the demographic change
00:40:57.280 and it is if you look at it from like basically now go back in 10 years if you go back even just
00:41:05.120 10 years, it's all 0.99
00:41:06.840 blacks, Muslims, 0.92
00:41:09.160 Indians. 0.56
00:41:11.580 Don't get me wrong, yeah, there's white 0.99
00:41:13.140 people committing crimes. Nobody's fucking 1.00
00:41:14.960 perfect when it comes to shit like that. But the 0.99
00:41:16.920 violent and the most wanted list, 0.99
00:41:19.520 it's quite a fucking... 0.99
00:41:21.260 What's that song? It's a pattern. 1.00
00:41:23.660 Yeah, right.
00:41:25.280 But yeah, he had a bunch.
00:41:26.940 There was one where he was talking about
00:41:28.440 the percentage of, say,
00:41:31.000 extortion. Yeah, right here.
00:41:33.420 Yeah, right there. There you go. Extortion.
00:41:35.120 has increased 357%.
00:41:38.300 Well, who's doing the extortion?
00:41:42.360 Yeah, that's a good question.
00:41:43.860 Who's extorting who, Pierre?
00:41:46.280 Yeah.
00:41:47.480 The entire government is extorting the people,
00:41:49.820 not just the liberals.
00:41:51.600 And I love how he's just blaming it on Trudeau completely.
00:41:55.020 But the problem is
00:41:57.380 that you're going to do the exact same thing.
00:42:01.500 I found this video today, 0.85
00:42:03.060 and I just wanted to punch it.
00:42:04.620 Several years ago, a group of shady consultants gave fake admission letters to mostly Punjabi students who came here in good faith to study and be part of the Canadian family.
00:42:17.780 They came here, they followed the law, they studied, many of them completed their programs, and it was the incompetent Liberal government that had accepted the letters in the first place.
00:42:25.860 Now this government is kicking them out of the country, setting them home to poverty and bankruptcy for their families.
00:42:32.340 Why won't this government reverse its incompetence, show a little bit of common sense and compassion,
00:42:37.580 and let those who came here in good faith and are contributing to our economy halt the deportation and allow them to apply for permanent residency? 0.99
00:42:46.920 Oh, for fuck's sake. 0.98
00:42:48.900 All right. 0.99
00:42:49.800 And I don't know. I'm not exactly sure that he's necessarily right with the whole day coming.
00:42:57.140 So my question is, after having denounced them so much, why did you accept?
00:43:02.340 I gotta make a quick point
00:43:04.060 I just heard a truck rumbling by
00:43:06.240 my window here, I looked at the window 0.99
00:43:07.700 it's a big black fucking truck with the stars and bars 0.99
00:43:10.500 flying on a big flag banner right behind the truck 1.00
00:43:12.640 I was like, fuck, I wish I had got that on the flip 0.99
00:43:14.660 alright 0.99
00:43:15.780 alright
00:43:17.480 anyway
00:43:18.780 that's not something that you don't see
00:43:21.340 that very often in this town, I'm very happy
00:43:23.360 to see that
00:43:23.980 that's cool
00:43:25.960 all I see around here is Palestinian
00:43:29.280 flags
00:43:29.780 later. Oh, for fuck's sakes. 0.99
00:43:32.580 My condolences. 0.99
00:43:34.260 But yeah, like he's just
00:43:35.800 like I'm convinced that this whole like
00:43:37.840 come here to go to school is just like
00:43:39.820 it is all literally just a
00:43:41.920 scam to a prop up
00:43:43.580 colleges that are taking them because many
00:43:45.660 colleges are like
00:43:47.220 you know, half or more
00:43:49.980 are students
00:43:52.080 from out of the country.
00:43:54.280 Yeah. Like I think
00:43:55.880 that if you need say
00:43:57.760 75% of your student
00:43:59.920 base come from out of the country, then 1.00
00:44:01.820 your college probably shouldn't be operating
00:44:03.720 yet. No, that's a good point.
00:44:05.800 Right? That means
00:44:07.860 that it would fail, so let it fail.
00:44:10.060 We don't need to use it as an 0.91
00:44:11.640 immigration stream.
00:44:13.720 Check this out.
00:44:15.960 He's saying here, Trudeau's Attorney General said
00:44:17.800 rising crime was all in your head.
00:44:19.740 The latest stats can report on crime shows the truth.
00:44:22.120 Crime is rampant in our streets after
00:44:23.660 nine years of Trudeau. Only a wacko would 1.00
00:44:25.780 say Canada is safer with a 50% 1.00
00:44:27.660 rising violent crime sign if you agree fuck you i'm not signing shit but apparently the 1.00
00:44:32.720 minister of justice and attorney general of canada told rooters in an interview 0.99
00:44:37.000 monday on the 31st of july of last year said i think that empirically it's unlikely canada
00:44:42.940 becoming less safe oh really and this is july 25th of this year violent crime up 50 percent
00:44:49.580 extortion up 357 percent violent firearm offenses up 116 percent auto thefts 46 percent sexual
00:44:56.800 assaults 75 percent now now that's interesting
00:45:04.520 now see um i keep having this graph in my brain going along the same lines as the immigration 0.99
00:45:14.140 stats yeah because when the immigration stats rise where it's less canadians and more fucking 0.99
00:45:20.420 everything else seems sub-saharan fucking retards and whatever the fuck else they want to bring in 0.99
00:45:25.940 here these numbers go up yeah right it's a pattern and well and i don't know it's also 0.99
00:45:33.220 frustrating to me too because like i am watching and all i've seen pierre do is hang out with
00:45:42.380 groups of new canadians right like there's nothing he's said to anybody that's actually
00:45:49.440 in this country and has been here like it's like we don't matter the only vote that he cares for
00:45:55.800 right now is that minority vote yeah yeah allegedly the minority vote because it was
00:46:02.920 actually funny i saw something that said uh 60 of canadians uh think that you know immigration's
00:46:09.800 you know a problem and i was like well yeah that that actually translates to 100 of canadians
00:46:15.640 because the other 40 are immigrants exactly right like really it's 100 of canadians
00:46:25.800 Tommy Gunn's got a really good point here. 1.00
00:46:27.860 When you can breed with your second cousin, things do escalate.
00:46:31.680 Yeah. 0.98
00:46:32.160 Yes.
00:46:33.160 Yeah.
00:46:33.480 Yes. 1.00
00:46:34.360 Yeah, because Southeast Asia and Muslim countries have the highest rates of inbreeding. 1.00
00:46:39.440 Yeah, that's definitely a problem. 1.00
00:46:41.580 Yeah.
00:46:42.460 Yeah.
00:46:43.700 And I saw there was another video of him hanging out with the Sikhs or whatever, but I was
00:46:50.260 going to do it there and fix it, but I guess Transplender kind of beat me to it. 0.96
00:46:53.680 It's all good, guys. It's just Pierre Paliyev on the circuit with a dude speaking a foreign fucking tongue 0.95
00:47:02.740 to foreign people that are not even interested in learning English, but he's talking about not deporting them. 1.00
00:47:09.420 Fucking deport them. What is he trying to do, make Trudeau fans? I thought that was impossible. 0.99
00:47:15.320 But yeah, they don't even want to learn English, but they don't want to be deported. 1.00
00:47:19.140 And Pierre's just standing there like a fucking fool. You guys are lunatics. 1.00
00:47:23.680 yeah that's yeah that's that's pretty good it's true right it is yeah yeah that's definitely 0.99
00:47:32.200 right that is he's not lying in that oh oh geez listen look at this suspect arrested
00:47:39.160 in violent sexual assault in downtown victoria hmm they don't say anything about the suspect but
00:47:46.060 i bet you we can guess i want to say well i mean that's usually when they don't say something
00:47:51.100 oh wait a minute
00:47:52.440 is this it here
00:47:56.060 maybe not
00:47:57.880 there's an individual named 0.98
00:47:59.940 Moise Ali whatever the fuck 0.97
00:48:01.460 it's based out of Ottawa 0.99
00:48:02.740 no it's something else 0.99
00:48:05.600 for fuck's sakes 0.99
00:48:07.380 no like 0.99
00:48:08.740 the conservatives are probably
00:48:12.060 I think to be honest 0.99
00:48:13.800 I think the fucking conservatives are more pro-immigration 1.00
00:48:16.180 than the goddamn liberals are 1.00
00:48:17.500 they have been 1.00
00:48:18.360 like it's it's this weird flip that's happened it's like i don't know what happened but yeah
00:48:24.900 he was all over just yeah bring him in bring him in give him permanent residency bring you know 0.98
00:48:31.760 and i think another reason why you're not seeing uh pp with fucking white people anymore is when 0.99
00:48:37.160 one because when he got caught walking out of the trailer with the fucking gag flag drawn on it 0.99
00:48:41.900 and to that other uh interview he got caught with with fucking some dude with a straight pride shirt 0.99
00:48:46.920 on. So I think that's probably 0.97
00:48:48.980 why that his people are kind of like, mate, stay away 0.99
00:48:50.840 from the white people, pee-pee. 0.99
00:48:54.360 Well, 0.99
00:48:54.900 it just, it shows exactly
00:48:56.820 like whose vote matters
00:48:58.880 is what it is.
00:49:00.760 He doesn't care about our vote. 1.00
00:49:02.520 Oh, fuck no. No, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:49:04.520 He doesn't need it.
00:49:06.400 That's the way he looks at it, right?
00:49:09.040 Like, I wonder what would be his
00:49:10.420 response. Like, say he held a rally
00:49:12.240 somewhere, and
00:49:13.480 every person that attended was white. 1.00
00:49:16.160 Not one fucking towel head, not one fucking Muslim, not one Chinese person, just all white people. 1.00
00:49:23.720 I wonder if they, one, if he'd continue on with it, he'd be like, oh shit, uh oh, I might get called a racist for talking here. 1.00
00:49:32.040 Like, I always kind of wonder shit like that with these people. 1.00
00:49:36.160 Mind you, he's got no problem walking into Benign Britt and fucking sucking Jew dick, so. 1.00
00:49:40.420 As we've seen the video with that, so 1.00
00:49:46.920 Oasis
00:49:48.040 Yeah, that's right
00:49:50.420 Absolutely
00:49:51.640 I like to call it cultural preservationist
00:49:57.960 Yeah, right
00:49:59.400 But it's just been this weird
00:50:01.240 Series of like
00:50:02.820 Trying to get that straight 1.00
00:50:05.240 Boon job 1.00
00:50:05.960 Constant heading to the 0.58
00:50:08.760 the Sikh community center to talk about 1.00
00:50:11.120 the jobs that we need them to fill 1.00
00:50:13.180 and it's like, well, no,
00:50:14.760 we don't need them to fill those. We have
00:50:17.080 people that we could be filling those jobs
00:50:19.200 with, but
00:50:19.940 instead of them getting those jobs,
00:50:23.820 it's these other people
00:50:25.060 that can come in and get these wage
00:50:26.960 subsidies. So why would they 0.98
00:50:28.980 hire, you know, you or I
00:50:30.840 when they can pay less to get this guy?
00:50:34.040 Right?
00:50:35.600 Chris B. Stone says,
00:50:37.020 send me a link, Tom, we'll behave, I promise you.
00:50:38.760 Holy Jesus.
00:50:39.680 All right.
00:50:40.440 Buckle up.
00:50:41.880 Where are you showing?
00:50:42.860 Give me a second here, Chris.
00:50:45.440 I'll send you a link.
00:50:47.020 He's incoming.
00:50:47.820 He's incoming.
00:50:49.160 I'm going to send it to your messenger, Chris.
00:50:52.820 Yeah.
00:50:53.640 So be aware of your messenger.
00:51:03.760 There you go.
00:51:04.840 This ought to be interesting.
00:51:06.780 Whatever.
00:51:07.260 They said it's open for you. Let's go.
00:51:10.780 Island Jason's like, oh, fuck. 1.00
00:51:14.240 Why not? 1.00
00:51:16.620 I don't know. I've been having a
00:51:17.980 good day on the Twitter.
00:51:22.300 The Twitter machine.
00:51:24.000 Yeah, right?
00:51:25.120 I had one jeep try to tell me that
00:51:26.980 having your sister on OnlyFans
00:51:29.880 is somehow worse 1.00
00:51:31.800 than actually having sex with her. 0.99
00:51:34.860 What's that? 0.94
00:51:35.660 Say that again?
00:51:36.480 Yeah, we did. Let me see if I can find this tweet.
00:51:38.940 This exchange was pretty funny. 1.00
00:51:42.680 Bad hat, Harriet's got a good one here. 1.00
00:51:45.240 Bigot Hoff, a bad influence. 1.00
00:51:47.940 Yeah, maybe.
00:51:49.340 That's pretty good.
00:51:49.900 I don't know what it's about to be. That's for fucking sure. 0.98
00:51:55.740 Oh, yeah. 0.98
00:51:57.500 Chris, when you get in here, SKU is going to need a proof of life on the water heater.
00:52:02.240 Yeah, that was also a solid tweet.
00:52:03.780 The shooting at Wasaga Beach
00:52:06.020 has become so much of a problem.
00:52:07.640 It's up there in campaign issues.
00:52:09.540 It's a solid number two issue
00:52:11.720 to get the runs on.
00:52:18.500 Good evening, Silver Links.
00:52:22.140 Jesus.
00:52:23.180 I forgot to turn my volume down before I jumped on.
00:52:25.900 Jesus, man.
00:52:26.780 I almost blew my speakers.
00:52:28.580 That's all. I blew my speakers, man.
00:52:30.400 How are you guys doing?
00:52:32.720 How are you?
00:52:34.700 I don't know. I have a red face.
00:52:36.480 What's going on here?
00:52:37.520 This is weird, mate.
00:52:38.940 No, me.
00:52:40.060 Oh, it's a light coming out of the computer screen.
00:52:42.580 You are rather red-faced. 0.99
00:52:46.460 Johnny's got a fucking bad flu, cold, 1.00
00:52:49.160 because he sounds like shit over there, 1.00
00:52:51.020 and I got a justice, and, you know. 0.99
00:52:53.460 Look, it's one of two things, okay? 0.99
00:52:55.500 It's either my quarter shit, which is possible, 1.00
00:52:59.700 because I have to fucking move my shit around, 0.99
00:53:02.000 and this isn't my normal setup. 0.99
00:53:04.480 Or it's 0.99
00:53:05.440 Tommy fucking Antipas. 0.99
00:53:07.900 You know? Yeah, my mic apparently 0.99
00:53:09.840 isn't a good traveler.
00:53:11.340 No, it doesn't travel well.
00:53:12.600 I mean, it did spend 15 hours on a 0.98
00:53:15.940 fucking train, but... 1.00
00:53:17.820 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:53:19.080 We already got the Pondrelli. 1.00
00:53:21.400 A little Pondrelli, right? 1.00
00:53:23.080 Like, fucking... 1.00
00:53:24.940 Right? 1.00
00:53:26.340 Chris got the Trump face on.
00:53:28.860 Yeah.
00:53:29.180 Actually, hold on. 0.96
00:53:30.380 I'll just shut up, man.
00:53:42.840 You guys were having a good show until I jumped on. 1.00
00:53:44.820 I'll just shut up.
00:53:46.740 It's an open season tonight, man. 0.95
00:53:49.900 Well, you know.
00:53:51.540 I have an idea for a really good comic.
00:53:54.540 A what, sorry?
00:53:55.780 A comic book?
00:53:57.120 A comic book?
00:53:58.400 Yeah.
00:53:58.640 Right on.
00:53:59.300 Right on.
00:53:59.580 I know you draw. I know somebody else
00:54:02.400 in, you know, our friend
00:54:04.300 Circle draws too.
00:54:07.080 This could be a
00:54:08.280 collaboration. 1.00
00:54:09.580 And you guys with your fucking AI 1.00
00:54:12.180 and shit, Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:54:14.220 This could be something, right? 1.00
00:54:16.720 I'm going to do 0.98
00:54:17.600 the fucking rough version of it 0.99
00:54:20.160 tomorrow. 0.99
00:54:21.460 And we'll see
00:54:24.300 how it goes from there.
00:54:25.740 I was thinking about it to myself
00:54:28.100 yesterday, sober
00:54:29.500 on the porch.
00:54:31.660 It just came to me.
00:54:33.340 Every once in a while, you get that inspiration. 1.00
00:54:35.520 It's like, fuck, man, yeah, you know what? 0.99
00:54:37.460 This sounds like it could be something right. 0.99
00:54:42.320 But I'm not going to say anything
00:54:43.520 until tomorrow.
00:54:45.600 There's a lot of talented people
00:54:49.600 and, you know.
00:54:52.820 Yep.
00:54:53.060 No, you're right there.
00:54:55.360 Hey?
00:54:55.760 bad hat harry has got a good point here because that like this is interesting so maybe trump is
00:55:04.240 the antichrist according to revelation he will take a mortal wound to the head but live and many
00:55:08.940 will follow him so weird you know what when that happened i actually thought that same thing 0.96
00:55:13.640 so it's like is this the fucking yeah what's going on here man i've been seeing some pretty 0.96
00:55:20.760 interesting shit i got a clip i got a video uh here it's a two two minute and 20 second clip 0.99
00:55:26.280 of uh the military i think it's a military guy getting grilled over the trump assassination 0.99
00:55:33.620 attempt check this out it's too long i'm just gonna say it are you aware sir that many americans
00:55:40.100 believe this was very likely not a lone shooter but a coordinated assassination attempt have you
00:55:45.580 been getting those messages from people like i have i have not sir you haven't well there's a
00:55:50.120 lot of people in this room that have been getting the same messages. Why do you think that is? Why
00:55:54.760 do you think that a lot of Americans are like, this doesn't add up. This doesn't make sense,
00:55:58.480 guys. How could this many things have gone wrong? Like the things I pointed out, a 20-year-old kid
00:56:04.400 got 150 yards of the president of the United States with an AR-15, flew a drone to conduct
00:56:11.400 site surveillance, was spotted with a rangefinder, ranging targets, then lost,
00:56:16.780 had advanced explosive devices on him with no military training nobody was placed in the most
00:56:24.300 obvious spot to conduct counter sniper operations i was a sniper in the seal team's colonel
00:56:30.260 when as soon as i got out of the suv and i saw that sniper that water tower i was like that's
00:56:34.760 exactly where i'd be but me right there so obvious after partisan attempts to bankrupt him
00:56:41.640 imprisoned him for 750 years and countless depictions as a modern-day Hitler. Are you
00:56:48.420 surprised, sir, that a lot of Americans are like, maybe there's more to this story?
00:56:55.080 I wouldn't begin to speculate about what the American people think, sir.
00:56:58.520 Colonel, did your team make entry and conduct investigation at the suspect's home
00:57:02.040 prior to this shooting?
00:57:07.160 Excuse me, sir? I've asked that question.
00:57:08.740 Did your team make entry and conduct any investigation at the suspect's home?
00:57:13.260 I believe we had people that participated in that securing of it.
00:57:20.100 There were bomb assets that we provided.
00:57:22.400 Mr. Chairman, can I have 30 more seconds?
00:57:24.580 Yeah, yeah, I'm letting everybody come.
00:57:25.960 Okay.
00:57:26.780 On the night of, since then, none.
00:57:29.300 Did you get any reports from any of your agents of anything fishy at the home?
00:57:35.280 I was briefed on.
00:57:37.460 Was there any silverware found in the home or trash?
00:57:40.460 I have nothing in the briefing that I was given to.
00:57:42.840 Was it extremely clean, almost like a medical lab?
00:57:46.020 Were you given any of those reports?
00:57:47.080 I wasn't given any of those.
00:57:48.200 Okay, that's what I'm hearing.
00:57:49.860 Interesting. 0.99
00:57:56.740 I'm listening to just closing the shit up for you. 0.99
00:57:59.780 That was pretty wild. 1.00
00:58:01.540 Guy comes on and now he's off just closing shit up. 0.99
00:58:04.640 Okay. 0.98
00:58:04.780 my uh i started seeing uh talk about the water tower like the next fucking day of that and yeah 0.82
00:58:13.820 there was uh it's quite plausible it is very fucking quite and i think people overthink 0.99
00:58:19.960 shit too much man they think jesus christ man my fucking camera's fucked up listen 1.00
00:58:24.660 the kid was a fucking idiot there's so many fucking idiots out there 1.00
00:58:28.800 like he crawled up there because incompetency like we're surrounded by fucking incompetency 1.00
00:58:34.320 we are living in it do you not realize we're living in idiocracy oh true yes um but there's 0.99
00:58:40.440 uh been information that has been released about a little bit more about this guy um he had a friend
00:58:45.900 that was frequenting fbi area uh fbi buildings and this guy's house that was basically they
00:58:54.260 they don't know but they figured this guy was fbi and they were able to track this guy through the 0.96
00:58:58.860 ad revenues through his Google fucking apps 0.98
00:59:00.920 through all the 0.99
00:59:02.280 cloud, Google and everything.
00:59:05.280 Google tracks everywhere you go.
00:59:07.060 I can walk down the street and I can
00:59:09.040 watch my Google and it'll tell me all the stores
00:59:11.000 and everything without even going into them.
00:59:13.100 It tells me where I've been.
00:59:14.520 That's how they track this certain particular
00:59:16.860 person back and forth between this guy's
00:59:19.220 house, the shooter's house, and FBI 0.99
00:59:20.860 fucking buildings and other places. 0.99
00:59:23.140 There is some weird 1.00
00:59:25.120 fucking shit. There's a lot of weird 1.00
00:59:27.160 anomalies. I never believed
00:59:28.720 like personally like yes i do believe that that little idiot was one of the shooters i i like 0.99
00:59:34.360 when people say oh that he was just a total patsy like no i do believe he was one of the shooters 0.99
00:59:38.120 but i do also believe that i think he was the shooter patsy as i'm calling him he was if he 0.91
00:59:44.400 was meant to do it then he fucked it up and i think i i think it was the actual shooter 0.61
00:59:48.660 is the one that took him out i don't know me too yeah right so that's just the way i see things 0.89
00:59:56.440 right so yeah that could be because black operations they but when when it comes to 0.99
01:00:03.220 black operations guys they do some seriously interesting shit when it comes to black 0.99
01:00:07.800 operations and oh yes can they ever i've heard some stories and that's all i can say about that 1.00
01:00:14.660 so uh yeah well yeah yeah and but yes you're right there is massive confidence in the fucking 0.93
01:00:24.980 secret service like it's all it's the secret service might as well come out and say like yeah 0.99
01:00:28.920 we fucked up we meant to kill him it's egg in our face so what but it's there's mass incompetence as 0.95
01:00:35.620 well yeah i just i i really don't see incompetence being here like i mean people on the ground saw 0.99
01:00:42.580 the guy so oh yeah yeah come on now and apparently he walked like apparently he walked like a whole 0.96
01:00:49.520 distance with a ladder and a fucking ar-15 like and he let's go like there's a lot of fucking 0.89
01:00:54.800 weird shit so yeah but i man seeing is believing and i haven't seen i haven't i'm gonna give this 0.99
01:01:01.880 time because time will tell did you see the body cam yeah i've seen some shit man no it's sketchy 0.99
01:01:09.760 as fuck don't get me wrong no no no there was the the body cam footage when they got up to the top 0.99
01:01:13.760 of the roof oh yes and it showed out the blood trail and the buddy's gun was like 10 feet away 0.99
01:01:19.500 from him yeah that's the most interesting part to me yeah now one thing i did kind of playing the
01:01:26.040 devil's advocate with that is when usually when military or police or whatever like clear a body
01:01:30.940 even though they know the body's dead they still kick the weapon away it's just it's it's part of
01:01:35.940 the training so i don't know maybe they just kicked the weapon away and it went about that far i know
01:01:39.980 i'm just kind of you never know but it is interesting that apparently the weapon was about
01:01:44.000 10 feet away from the gun and another thing i thought was interesting is that they just left
01:01:48.340 buddy up there, bleeding out
01:01:49.980 on a slope and just having all this 0.99
01:01:52.180 fucking blood dripping out everywhere. 1.00
01:01:54.040 It's just like, the fuck? 1.00
01:01:56.160 Like, I don't know. 1.00
01:01:58.340 The whole thing is fucked up. 0.99
01:02:00.020 Right, because it shouldn't have happened in the first place, 0.99
01:02:02.340 really.
01:02:03.280 Bright Wheel's got a good point here.
01:02:05.680 Bright Wheel says, if Trump died that day, we would be at war
01:02:08.200 with Iran today. That is true. 1.00
01:02:10.340 Because they are very, very, 0.98
01:02:12.160 very much trying to stick Iran to that. 0.99
01:02:15.160 Right, the very next day, 0.99
01:02:16.200 Fox News was going on about fucking 0.99
01:02:18.200 oh, Iran's connected to this, and blah, blah, blah. 0.98
01:02:20.400 They're very much trying to get them more going with Iran 0.98
01:02:22.440 because Iran is the last country 0.88
01:02:24.660 on Wesley Clark's
01:02:26.180 takeout list.
01:02:27.880 Even though it has nothing to do with the price of cheese, 0.97
01:02:29.680 they would fucking put it on Iran somehow. 0.98
01:02:31.860 Yeah. 1.00
01:02:35.140 Fuck. 1.00
01:02:36.360 I can see that. 1.00
01:02:37.280 Yeah, the gun sounds were strange.
01:02:41.700 Sounded different.
01:02:42.520 But mind you, there were, in proximity,
01:02:45.200 there was two different weapons being fired.
01:02:46.740 I was watching something where
01:02:50.780 somebody was analyzing the audio and saying
01:02:52.920 that there was actually three
01:02:54.180 separate gun
01:02:56.900 signatures in the audio
01:02:58.240 well there was the shooter which was
01:03:00.960 an AR-15 which is a .223 which is
01:03:02.900 like a crack
01:03:04.300 then the Secret Service
01:03:06.860 sniper now I don't know what caliber
01:03:09.000 of rifle he was using I'm going to guesstimate
01:03:10.720 a 7.62 and that will give off
01:03:12.940 a crack I could be wrong in the size
01:03:14.680 maybe it's a .308 I don't know
01:03:16.100 and let's take into account a third shot or a third shooter if that was like a pistol or another rifle shot, right?
01:03:22.380 And one thing that – another thing that I thought of, too, when that was going on is I remember back in October of 2017
01:03:28.900 when what happened in Las Vegas, but apparently that one guy shot up all those people.
01:03:35.420 There was some really interesting footage came out of a taxi driver,
01:03:38.500 and this woman was parked right below that the uh that uh the casino at the time when the shooting
01:03:46.700 started and there was two different guns being fired up not one two you can distinctly hear a
01:03:53.200 large caliber weapon and a smaller arms caliber weapon yeah yeah i remember that and they said
01:03:58.360 the it was the echo off the buildings and that's why they banned the bomb stocks and blah like no
01:04:02.740 there was two weapons being fired
01:04:05.960 you can clearly hear it
01:04:07.480 I'm not even 0.95
01:04:08.920 well I'm not an idiot when it comes to 0.96
01:04:11.920 the sound of guns 1.00
01:04:12.900 my grandfather was fucking a weapons expert 1.00
01:04:15.840 I learned a lot of that shit 1.00
01:04:17.580 when I was growing up 1.00
01:04:18.340 however
01:04:20.020 there's different significant
01:04:23.880 sounds to a 22
01:04:25.320 a 303
01:04:27.420 a shotgun
01:04:28.380 you should know the difference between the sound of a shotgun
01:04:31.960 and a .22.
01:04:33.840 Come on, guys.
01:04:35.300 .22 does not sound the same as a shotgun.
01:04:37.740 No.
01:04:38.060 .50 Cal sounds like a .50 Cal. 1.00
01:04:40.320 Fucking brain. 1.00
01:04:41.780 Yeah, there's a definite difference. 1.00
01:04:43.020 If it was in the fucking movies by now, we should know that. 0.99
01:04:45.600 For fuck's sakes, man. 1.00
01:04:47.240 300 Winchester Mag. 0.99
01:04:48.900 Yeah, whole hand.
01:04:52.040 That would definitely, yeah, one of those
01:04:53.820 would definitely crack a skull wide open.
01:04:55.100 It's like the difference between a sound of a skill saw
01:04:57.720 and a saw-saw or a drill.
01:05:00.520 Yeah.
01:05:00.720 You should know that.
01:05:01.960 You should know. Oh, someone's
01:05:04.320 drilling something. Oh, someone's
01:05:06.200 skill sawing something. Oh, someone's
01:05:08.360 fucking using a sawzall. 0.99
01:05:09.820 Oh, that's a leaf blower. 1.00
01:05:12.240 Oh, that's a lawnmower.
01:05:13.780 You should know these things.
01:05:16.360 Calibers of guns are the same
01:05:18.200 thing, right?
01:05:18.940 Yeah.
01:05:20.100 But then you got that weird neighbor where you're like, 1.00
01:05:22.420 okay, that's a fucking dildo. 1.00
01:05:24.020 Close the window. 1.00
01:05:26.640 On the end of this fucking sawzall. 1.00
01:05:29.000 Oh, no. 0.99
01:05:31.960 Tommy Gunn says here
01:05:41.280 300 blackout subsonic rounds
01:05:43.660 subsonic
01:05:47.340 so what's new
01:05:51.460 in the hammer 0.99
01:05:51.940 nothing much same shit 1.00
01:05:55.300 fuck man 1.00
01:05:56.700 I should have went up north man I needed 1.00
01:05:58.820 mental health right the fuck out of this fucking city 1.00
01:06:01.560 barking dogs, sirens, 1.00
01:06:06.000 these little 1.00
01:06:06.500 bullshit, crackheads, meth heads, 1.00
01:06:08.360 fucking thieves. 1.00
01:06:09.820 It's all the same stuff. 1.00
01:06:12.420 Yeah, it was fun last weekend. We had a good time.
01:06:14.880 Yeah, I fucking missed it. 0.98
01:06:16.760 My parents came by. 0.98
01:06:18.080 They met some more.
01:06:20.420 I'll miss meeting your mom.
01:06:22.200 Well, that's probably a good thing, though.
01:06:25.320 That's probably a good thing. 1.00
01:06:27.340 Try to dick my ass. 1.00
01:06:29.400 We don't need you. 1.00
01:06:30.740 Yeah, no, that's probably a good thing.
01:06:36.720 I hear there's a party coming
01:06:39.600 that animals consume and nobody wants to come.
01:06:42.080 I can't wait for that.
01:06:43.320 That's going to be fun.
01:06:45.000 Yeah.
01:06:46.100 Oh, Gary Bennett.
01:06:48.820 Everybody gets busy about it.
01:06:50.620 It's making it just so much more fun.
01:06:54.420 I'm just going to make a quick point here
01:06:55.780 on Gary Bennett's comment.
01:06:56.540 If anybody watches Dermatria channels,
01:06:58.800 it's all pre-plan, it's all Freemasonry.
01:07:00.240 And, yeah, I did actually watch something on that.
01:07:02.700 And the interesting thing is the numerical value.
01:07:05.320 And if you take the word water tower, type it into a cipher, the numerical value that comes out in the numbers in the Dramatria is the exact same numbers as water tower, which is weird.
01:07:23.600 And I don't really follow Dramatria too much.
01:07:26.200 I just kind of lightly looked at it here and there.
01:07:27.920 and when I noticed that I was just like 0.91
01:07:29.340 that's fucking weird 0.96
01:07:30.380 but yes it sounds like 0.99
01:07:35.180 there's some people kvetching
01:07:36.500 yeah no no no
01:07:38.740 well they love to though that's the thing
01:07:41.180 they all want a reason to
01:07:42.360 so
01:07:42.780 that's kind of
01:07:47.000 where I'm at with it
01:07:48.540 Edmonton was last night wasn't it
01:07:50.860 or was that tonight
01:07:51.560 yeah it was last night I think
01:07:54.020 a couple nights ago
01:07:56.700 Oh, End Times, man, you would have had a blast up there, man.
01:08:01.760 You'd be more than welcome up there.
01:08:03.180 I know for sure you'd be more than welcome up there, man.
01:08:06.440 No one tells you these things because, like, listen.
01:08:10.780 He said he wanted to go. 0.95
01:08:12.820 No, some of us try to fucking organize and get shit going, but no, it doesn't happen. 1.00
01:08:19.680 It's like herding a fucking bunch of fucking drunken fucking penguins. 1.00
01:08:24.360 Man with jello in the wall. 1.00
01:08:28.120 Hurting
01:08:28.600 drunken penguins.
01:08:30.480 Trying to get a jeep to use a toilet. 1.00
01:08:33.500 Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:08:37.800 Especially down at 1.00
01:08:38.640 Watsaga Beach, apparently.
01:08:40.240 Yeah.
01:08:41.520 I don't know who...
01:08:42.760 I found this picture on Facebook.
01:08:46.900 It's obviously an AI picture, 0.99
01:08:48.740 but fuck did I ever laugh my ass off 0.99
01:08:50.420 when I see this? I'm like, I'm going to steal this for a 0.99
01:08:52.460 thumbnail.
01:08:54.360 poop and scoop poop and scoop poop and scoop 0.99
01:09:00.680 oh what other kind of fucker you got in the works here oh yeah um 0.99
01:09:09.300 guys heard of the skin masks you ever seen these before oh what do you mean 0.99
01:09:16.460 oh these are interesting okay this kind of goes on my theory that this kind of goes on my theory
01:09:23.680 on which Biden
01:09:24.520 sits around every once in a while
01:09:27.500 that we see on TV because I believe that there's at least 1.00
01:09:29.340 three fucking Bidens 0.99
01:09:30.400 and this is my reason 1.00
01:09:31.940 and this is my reason why
01:09:49.920 I don't need to fight
01:09:51.540 Yeah, that'd be super easy to pull off, especially anywhere where you need to, like, be on peace, right?
01:09:58.720 On a camera, you're not supposed to sit at all.
01:10:13.200 That's crazy.
01:10:14.020 those are even better than ones i was thinking 0.97
01:10:23.080 spooky shit yeah man yeah right i want a couple of those yeah for halloween man 0.99
01:10:32.040 fucking freak people out but see how fucking realistic they can make those 0.99
01:10:35.560 now i wonder in real life that's absolutely what i wanted for chris 0.98
01:10:39.840 now i wonder in real life if you would still see like the impute like the difference compared to
01:10:46.200 like well say on video or it's like say if they have like a pre-recorded whatever the case would
01:10:50.380 be then they could do whatever the fuck they want with it make it look those ones i think you would 0.53
01:10:53.900 have a hard time um just because it's so like to your skin so i don't know like i think some of 0.94
01:11:02.780 those ones you see on like movie sets maybe are a little bulkier than normal so like maybe in real
01:11:07.380 If you get up close, you might be able to tell.
01:11:10.280 Those ones were pretty 0.99
01:11:11.500 fucking... 0.99
01:11:13.060 were pretty tall. 0.99
01:11:14.600 Yeah, man.
01:11:18.740 I'll take a couple
01:11:19.860 for Halloween.
01:11:22.140 Yeah, Halloween.
01:11:23.640 And that's my primary reason
01:11:25.640 why I think there's at least three Bidens.
01:11:27.720 Well, I think two. I think the real one's dead now.
01:11:30.880 Yeah.
01:11:31.580 If you really think about it,
01:11:33.840 that would be...
01:11:35.040 Like, I'm not saying that it is or it isn't, but it would be super easy to pull off.
01:11:38.520 All you need to do is have anybody that can imitate his voice.
01:11:41.880 And, I mean, there are a lot of voice imitators out there.
01:11:44.120 Oh, yeah.
01:11:44.780 Oh, yeah.
01:11:45.000 So, that part's not very hard, right?
01:11:47.760 And then you just find somebody that will get the same height, slap that mask on him, boom.
01:11:53.340 Nobody's going to question it.
01:11:56.540 Nope.
01:11:56.960 And they've been doing it for quite some time.
01:11:59.400 Stalin had, like, I think, like, two or three doubles.
01:12:01.440 So, like, pretty much every president has a double. 0.96
01:12:03.340 the Russians were fucking famous for it 0.99
01:12:06.060 I have a fucking double too 0.99
01:12:09.820 just on the basis of anything 0.98
01:12:11.860 I don't want to do, you're going
01:12:13.620 the doppelganger 1.00
01:12:18.080 I don't want to see those people, you're fucking going 1.00
01:12:21.960 to my place 0.99
01:12:22.560 what other videos do we got here
01:12:27.380 oh, we got an update
01:12:29.740 from TJ Kennedy up playing a bit
01:12:31.500 What's this one?
01:12:34.940 I can't remember what this one is
01:12:36.040 I don't think we've played this one already
01:12:38.240 Let's check this one
01:12:39.060 This is from Sarah
01:12:45.700 Just a good old boy
01:12:47.120 Never meaning no harm
01:12:50.620 Beats all you never saw
01:12:54.800 Been in trouble with the law
01:12:56.440 Since the day they was born
01:12:58.120 Straightening the curve
01:13:01.280 Flanding the hills
01:13:04.900 Someday the mountain might get them
01:13:09.820 But the law never will
01:13:11.460 Making their way
01:13:15.240 The only way they know how
01:13:18.020 That's just a little bit more
01:13:22.980 Than the normal allow
01:13:24.580 Just a good old boy
01:13:28.020 Wouldn't change if they could
01:13:31.460 Fighting the system
01:13:35.520 Like a true modern day Robin Hood 1.00
01:13:38.200 Fuck 1.00
01:13:42.240 I thought that was hilarious 1.00
01:13:44.680 Especially with Hillary Clinton's boss hug 1.00
01:13:46.720 Oh fuck 1.00
01:13:50.900 That was pretty good 1.00
01:13:52.120 Sarah found that
01:13:53.060 Actually no sorry
01:13:55.100 Her co-worker found it
01:13:56.260 Sent it to her
01:13:56.820 and she sent it along this way i had the hot wheel set every one of them i think i had two 0.99
01:14:02.660 of them two at the same time fucking hot wheel set of fucking all the dukes of hazards and boss 0.88
01:14:10.100 hogs car cop cars oh yeah there was a tow truck too it was uh uh what's his name's total truck 0.99
01:14:17.380 there uncle i remember i think it was 83 or 84 uh oh shit i was only like five or six years old 0.93
01:14:25.140 for Christmas. My brother and I, we got 0.67
01:14:27.680 big wheels. I don't know if you remember those old toys back in the day
01:14:29.960 with the big front wheel and the two small wheels.
01:14:32.060 Are you kidding me again? Fucking big 0.99
01:14:33.840 wheels, dude? Seriously. Yeah, and 1.00
01:14:35.920 I had a fucking Dukes of Hazzard one. It had 0.99
01:14:37.820 the fucking stars and bars right on the back of it. 1.00
01:14:39.880 It was fucking... 1.00
01:14:40.220 I remember all of them. 1.00
01:14:45.220 I remember all of them.
01:14:46.560 We wrecked every one of them.
01:14:47.680 We destroyed them within a week.
01:14:50.480 Easily. 0.99
01:14:51.600 I actually got in shit because we were 1.00
01:14:53.900 fucking with the skateboarders. 1.00
01:14:56.300 We went to the skateboard park. 0.99
01:14:58.120 And we'd ride them down the hill into the bowl.
01:15:01.200 And all the skateboarders hated it.
01:15:03.600 Oh, man. 1.00
01:15:04.180 You have to keep your feet away from the fucking pedals, man. 1.00
01:15:06.380 You'd lose your fucking ankles. 1.00
01:15:08.540 Oh, it's a good time, though. 1.00
01:15:10.100 It's such a good time. 1.00
01:15:12.160 Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:15:14.220 Wazzy had the Evel Knievels. 1.00
01:15:16.320 Evel Knievel had one, too? I didn't know that.
01:15:17.820 Well, probably.
01:15:19.380 Cool.
01:15:19.600 Gary Bennett says he
01:15:22.420 had the original Hot Wheels back in the 70s.
01:15:25.620 Oh, yeah. I remember when I was a
01:15:27.100 kid, I had a couple of those original Hot Wheels
01:15:29.200 and, yeah, that's when they 0.98
01:15:31.020 made fucking those Hot Wheels out of solid steel. 1.00
01:15:33.200 You could break fucking windows with those things, man. 1.00
01:15:35.860 Fuck. 1.00
01:15:36.820 I forgot that. My brother, he had 1.00
01:15:38.960 the Spurfs big wheel.
01:15:44.160 They had a Spurfs?
01:15:45.800 Really? 0.96
01:15:46.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Leave it to my mom to drop
01:15:49.080 that one in there so who was he riding papa smurf or smurf i can't i think it was it was blue and
01:15:56.960 white and red it had all the smurf colors on it if i remember correctly yeah 0.96
01:16:01.260 oh fuck that was funny i forgot all about that 0.98
01:16:07.300 oh yeah go ahead no the plastic wheel ones man we went through them fast because we were doing 0.98
01:16:14.900 burnouts with them and we were doing slides and stuff down pavement like and their the front wheel
01:16:20.340 was plastic and it just got chewed up so badly and put oh yeah tape on it and try to save it
01:16:28.020 you know once the plastic wheel was gone they were done they were garbage
01:16:34.500 somebody's bike and we did all kinds of crazy with some man
01:16:39.620 It was the 80s, man.
01:16:43.960 I did learn once
01:16:47.000 one thing you shouldn't do
01:16:49.060 if you're on rollerblades is hold on to
01:16:51.000 somebody's bike.
01:16:52.780 That was not a very good experience.
01:16:55.320 We used to do that.
01:16:56.000 We used to do that.
01:16:58.620 When they moved over,
01:17:03.300 there was a
01:17:04.040 gravel shoulder.
01:17:06.380 One skate went into that
01:17:08.120 and next thing you know,
01:17:09.440 I'm down on one knee. I'm in shorts
01:17:11.500 too, by the way.
01:17:13.300 It's just like a... 1.00
01:17:14.700 No, I'm like an idiot. I held 1.00
01:17:17.460 on, but I couldn't get back
01:17:19.560 up to my feet, so I was just one knee
01:17:21.400 down, just being draped
01:17:23.440 along the ground. 1.00
01:17:24.780 Knee turned into a fucking hamburger. 1.00
01:17:27.000 Jesus. Let go. 1.00
01:17:29.940 My brother and I used to do that.
01:17:31.340 Yeah, I did eventually. 0.99
01:17:32.740 We'd tie a fucking 0.99
01:17:33.860 water skiing tow rope 1.00
01:17:36.260 to the seat post.
01:17:39.440 just go
01:17:41.040 but we were doing
01:17:43.220 we were doing it on rollerblades
01:17:44.740 sometimes we were doing it on skateboards as well
01:17:47.320 also walking a dog on rollerblades
01:17:51.460 is not a good idea
01:17:52.460 no I wouldn't do that
01:17:54.440 my neighbor just showed up
01:17:57.080 my neighbor just showed up
01:17:59.540 tonight on while I was
01:18:00.700 watching you guys earlier 0.99
01:18:02.320 my neighbor just showed up with his old fucking roller skates 0.98
01:18:04.760 he's about the same age as me 1.00
01:18:06.160 maybe a little bit older
01:18:07.080 oh yeah the old roller skates
01:18:08.660 He's got his old roller skates on, man, and he's booting along pretty good.
01:18:11.860 I'm like, yeah, good for you. 1.00
01:18:12.800 But he wants to take his fucking pug out because his pug just fucking pulls, pulls, pulls. 1.00
01:18:18.360 So he wants to go. 1.00
01:18:20.560 I'm like, are you sure?
01:18:22.300 You should probably wear a helmet.
01:18:24.180 I know I hate – I don't advocate. 1.00
01:18:26.280 Helmets are gay. 1.00
01:18:27.420 Elbow pads are gay, right? 0.99
01:18:29.580 But we're old, man. 0.98
01:18:32.900 Seriously, like, you might want to wear something.
01:18:35.100 I'm just saying.
01:18:35.900 well when i was when i was a kid probably right up until my late teens uh i did a lot of skateboarding
01:18:42.200 and uh we never fucking wore helmets or pads or anything like that we had quarter pipe launches 0.64
01:18:48.180 like i had this four foot pipe launch and it went straight up like this it went four feet high 0.98
01:18:53.280 with a fucking pipe on the top and we used to launch ourselves fucking clean right off this 1.00
01:18:57.440 thing we never wore helmets or anything like that we'd crash into fucking all kinds of shit man 1.00
01:19:01.940 GT going down hills 1.00
01:19:05.040 at like Mach 2 on a fucking GT. 1.00
01:19:07.820 Oh, nice. 1.00
01:19:08.740 Yes. I remember these
01:19:10.440 were good days. Oh, they were great days.
01:19:12.840 Or remember the fucking 0.99
01:19:13.920 saucers? You'd start spinning 1.00
01:19:16.860 like this. You had no idea which fucking direction 0.99
01:19:18.700 you're going to smash into the train. I never liked those. 1.00
01:19:20.860 I never liked the GT because the GT
01:19:22.580 you could steer a little bit.
01:19:24.100 Those were good.
01:19:27.240 We actually
01:19:28.040 took a skateboard
01:19:29.840 with no trucks on it. 0.99
01:19:31.940 and fucking waxed it up. 0.99
01:19:33.920 Oh. 0.99
01:19:34.500 And I went down a snow hill on that.
01:19:36.680 And it was wicked, too,
01:19:37.660 because at, like, the bottom of the snow hill that we had,
01:19:40.020 it was, like, a little ditch. 1.00
01:19:41.840 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:19:42.280 So, like, we'd make, like, a little fucking ramp 1.00
01:19:44.000 and see if we could jump the ditch on the skateboard. 0.98
01:19:47.040 It was pretty fun. 0.63
01:19:48.080 That thing actually went pretty fucking quick.
01:19:51.740 We used to play UFC GT. 0.89
01:19:53.480 We're going to go jogging and wax it up.
01:19:54.960 We used to play UFC GT.
01:19:59.180 Yeah, I said UFC GT.
01:20:01.220 and what we we had this uh where i used to live in this little town we had this uh hill it wasn't
01:20:06.580 very big but you can get some serious speed down this hill if it was on a road so if it was plowed
01:20:12.780 before it didn't lay any salt or dirt or anything but just plowed it and it was like a nice fresh 0.94
01:20:17.760 cover of snow you'd fly you could fly down this fucking hill it's ice it's all pretty much so 0.99
01:20:23.220 what we do is we'd have like four gts line them all up in a row and beat the living fuck out of 0.98
01:20:28.720 each other on the way down and we'd end up and steal their gt you jump on no we literally tried 0.98
01:20:35.260 to beat the living shit out of each other like try to knock each other out off the gt oh yeah 0.99
01:20:39.200 many times we fucking end up in broken bloody messes at the bottom of the fucking hill like 0.99
01:20:43.440 it was fun times man fun times man yeah yeah we were bored yes mom i know that's why your hair 0.99
01:20:50.660 turned white because you had to deal with my brother and i yes i know and all our fucking 0.98
01:20:54.040 wild friends. 0.99
01:20:56.720 Well, yeah, that's what we used to do. 0.99
01:20:58.060 Beat the fucking... Well, before we did that, though, 0.99
01:20:59.920 we'd... Well, I would, anyway. I'd get... 1.00
01:21:02.080 I'd go to the liquor store. Do you remember the old
01:21:04.060 English 800s? Fucking big-ass bottles 1.00
01:21:06.100 like that? 1.00
01:21:07.720 I remember actually...
01:21:10.000 I remember almost getting into a fight. 0.99
01:21:11.800 They fucking chipped in 10 bucks for beer 0.98
01:21:14.100 money, and then somebody's like, yeah, you're only getting 0.99
01:21:16.060 two. I'm like, what do you mean I'm only getting
01:21:18.140 two? And I was like,
01:21:20.280 it was the 40s.
01:21:21.680 Oh, yeah.
01:21:22.420 Okay, I get it now.
01:21:24.900 I hated them all.
01:21:26.760 Yeah, they were an acquired taste. 1.00
01:21:28.620 But I used to like the old English 800 back in the day. 0.98
01:21:32.100 And we made sure we got all tuned up on a bottle of that shit before we went UFC GTing. 0.98
01:21:38.760 Yep. 1.00
01:21:39.640 Many times we fucked right up. 0.96
01:21:41.320 But we never broke any bones, though. 0.99
01:21:43.300 We like bloody noses and shit like that, but never broke bones. 0.98
01:21:47.340 Lucky there. 0.99
01:21:50.000 No, we were just...
01:21:51.400 I didn't say...
01:21:52.240 I did a similar thing.
01:21:53.280 We were just jumping on the...
01:21:54.940 I was jumping on the others
01:21:56.580 because we had those long
01:21:58.380 two-first race racers.
01:22:00.960 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:22:01.580 And then, you know,
01:22:02.500 the guy at the back
01:22:03.440 would jump on 1.00
01:22:04.140 the fucking other guy's GT 1.00
01:22:05.480 and, like, throw him off 1.00
01:22:07.100 and then take over.
01:22:08.300 Like, ah, it's my GT now.
01:22:10.040 You know?
01:22:10.600 We do that,
01:22:11.460 but we weren't beating 0.50
01:22:12.740 the crap out of each other. 0.97
01:22:13.780 Well, you got to beat 1.00
01:22:14.620 the crap out of them 0.99
01:22:15.180 when you fucking wiped out, but... 1.00
01:22:17.200 Oh, no, we beat the shit 1.00
01:22:18.260 out of each other. 1.00
01:22:18.840 We'd be punching the crap 0.99
01:22:19.820 out of each other 0.97
01:22:20.300 and trying to drop the thing 1.00
01:22:21.160 down the fucking hill 0.99
01:22:21.860 at the same time. Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:22:23.160 Oh, yeah. It was fucking no-holds-barred. 0.99
01:22:26.480 I didn't get that far 1.00
01:22:27.940 in the GT fucking 0.96
01:22:29.120 way, but 0.97
01:22:30.520 yeah, but when we got older, we did
01:22:33.980 it up at the airport in St. John.
01:22:37.220 But drinking 0.99
01:22:38.080 and fucking sledding doesn't mix 0.99
01:22:39.960 because it's a long 1.00
01:22:41.980 walk back up the hill.
01:22:44.240 Right? And if you're sloshed
01:22:46.160 and you're walking back up the hill, you're like
01:22:47.740 It doesn't work.
01:22:54.400 Did
01:22:54.560 somebody's internet just cut out there quick for a second
01:22:57.780 or was that mine?
01:22:59.240 It wasn't me. I don't know.
01:23:00.300 I didn't see
01:23:04.040 your internet.
01:23:06.300 What? I didn't see anything.
01:23:11.280 Yeah, I got
01:23:12.320 a base mother. 1.00
01:23:15.800 Mumps 1.00
01:23:16.260 against drunk sledding.
01:23:17.220 Which one would she be, though?
01:23:21.640 What's that?
01:23:22.360 What? 0.99
01:23:23.120 Which one would she be of the golden girl? 0.98
01:23:25.100 If your mother was a golden girl, which one would she be?
01:23:28.460 Oh. 0.99
01:23:29.400 Well, let's ask her.
01:23:30.540 Hey, mother of the drummer, which golden girl would she be?
01:23:35.520 Picture this. 0.98
01:23:37.640 Chris is hoping for Blanche. 1.00
01:23:39.200 oh fuck 1.00
01:23:47.880 silver fox 1.00
01:23:49.680 oh fuck 1.00
01:23:53.260 definitely not a well 1.00
01:23:54.920 no not a b
01:23:56.120 not a rose we know that
01:23:57.620 so
01:23:58.180 what was b arthur was it
01:24:05.200 beatrice was that 0.98
01:24:06.520 what the fuck was her name on the show 0.99
01:24:10.180 that's the only one I can't remember 0.99
01:24:11.480 I would picture her more
01:24:13.860 Dorothy that's right 0.64
01:24:15.200 yeah that's exactly the combination
01:24:18.440 I was thinking of
01:24:19.300 I was thinking more like the Bea Arthur type
01:24:21.800 but a little bit
01:24:23.340 it's like you know my mom
01:24:26.040 you're a fave Karen
01:24:26.800 that's funny
01:24:29.700 that was not a good show though
01:24:32.240 oh yeah
01:24:32.840 mom says Sophia
01:24:35.480 I can see it 1.00
01:24:37.580 fucking deck you upset the head with a wooden spoon 1.00
01:24:40.300 or a fucking rolling pin 1.00
01:24:41.660 Estelle Getty was fucking hilarious 1.00
01:24:43.800 I don't care what anybody says 0.99
01:24:45.800 Sophia was the one who was like
01:24:47.620 picture this, Cillian 1.00
01:24:49.040 yeah, Cillian woman 1.00
01:24:50.780 my mother's not Cillian, she's iron 1.00
01:24:53.440 yeah 1.00
01:24:54.220 Estelle Getty and Betty White 0.63
01:24:59.020 were like the two women I found
01:25:00.420 just absolutely hilarious 0.80
01:25:02.000 oh yeah
01:25:03.320 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:25:04.660 Yeah, Betty White had quite the fucking career, man. 1.00
01:25:06.920 Holy crap. 1.00
01:25:08.180 Oh, she's banned from the start of television. 1.00
01:25:10.940 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
01:25:12.060 Yeah.
01:25:13.280 Yeah, that's for sure.
01:25:15.220 Oh, my fave Karen says they have it on every night.
01:25:17.800 Right on.
01:25:20.380 I remember back in the, I think it was the early 90s,
01:25:26.060 we had this TV channel that came out of Barry.
01:25:29.280 It was literally the only TV channel we got, CKVR,
01:25:31.860 or it was called Time Warp TV. That's what it was called.
01:25:34.460 And
01:25:34.740 all the channel played was
01:25:37.700 old shows. They didn't play anything new. Nothing new.
01:25:40.240 Just old shows and 1.00
01:25:41.500 fucking news. That was it. 1.00
01:25:43.280 So, there we are. That was the channel we had
01:25:45.720 so I'm stuck watching Green Acre 0.99
01:25:47.480 and fucking all that stuff, right? 0.98
01:25:50.120 So, what other 1.00
01:25:51.780 old I Dream of Jeannie, shit like that? 0.99
01:25:56.080 Remember as a kid I kind of had a thing for Jeannie 1.00
01:25:57.820 and she was fucking on it. 0.99
01:25:59.660 WKRP was a good show. 1.00
01:26:00.900 Oh, fuck, that was hilarious. 1.00
01:26:02.800 My favorite show ever is when they're hooking the fucking turkey 1.00
01:26:05.320 to the fucking helicopter. 1.00
01:26:07.620 Oh, fuck, that was hilarious. 1.00
01:26:09.860 I didn't know turkeys couldn't fly. 1.00
01:26:12.500 I was subjected to a lot of All in the Family.
01:26:20.020 Oh, man.
01:26:21.940 What else?
01:26:22.420 Oh, Jeffersons.
01:26:23.160 I remember Jeffersons.
01:26:25.260 Yeah, that was a good show, dude. 0.99
01:26:27.780 Fucking Honeymooners. 0.99
01:26:29.140 and with that 1.00
01:26:32.900 Flintstones because that was basically a cartoon version
01:26:35.060 of Honeybears
01:26:35.740 I think we've all 0.99
01:26:37.260 people have watched fucking Flintstones 0.99
01:26:40.220 oh yeah man 1.00
01:26:41.040 that was the cartoon that never ended
01:26:43.600 it was always on
01:26:44.640 I'm surprised
01:26:47.500 I'm surprised 0.97
01:26:50.580 they haven't fucking redone it 0.98
01:26:52.260 like Flintstones 0.99
01:26:54.380 revamped and I was like oh I bet you'd be woke as fuck 0.97
01:26:56.520 yeah it wouldn't be 0.98
01:26:58.460 pebbles and bam bam
01:27:00.120 yeah no don't even
01:27:06.300 no
01:27:09.380 Archie Bunker based
01:27:13.800 Archie Bunker
01:27:14.820 the funny thing is though is Carol O'Connor 0.87
01:27:18.340 is a juke
01:27:19.120 well yeah I mean the whole show 0.54
01:27:22.560 was that's the only shitty
01:27:24.360 part about the show though is that they make him 1.00
01:27:26.400 out to look like an idiot but he was 1.00
01:27:28.160 He's the smartest guy in the fucking set. 1.00
01:27:30.820 You know what I mean? 1.00
01:27:33.680 Fucking meathead. 1.00
01:27:37.760 Koala Mama says, 1.00
01:27:39.020 Flintstones was perverted.
01:27:41.460 I never knew when I was little.
01:27:43.200 Really?
01:27:43.860 Oh, yeah, it was.
01:27:45.260 Every kid's show is.
01:27:47.060 That's the thing.
01:27:48.620 Every kid's show is because that's what keeps the parents entertained.
01:27:52.700 I actually haven't watched Flintstones
01:27:54.260 probably since I was a kid.
01:27:55.700 I mean, nowadays it's worse, but back then it was little subtle jokes that if you go back and watch, you'll get now.
01:28:07.220 Kind of like how Simpsons does it.
01:28:10.540 Well, the artists, I know a little thing that's good about artists.
01:28:16.700 So does Tom.
01:28:18.500 Artists can be perverted, too.
01:28:20.200 That's what it was. 0.99
01:28:20.820 Artists would get bored drawing the same shit all the time, so they'd throw things in there. 0.97
01:28:25.700 like subliminally like yeah see if you're paying attention yeah i've done that a few times 0.98
01:28:34.940 i remember one year in high school
01:28:39.420 that was about 30 years ago now actually a little bit yeah about 30 years ago
01:28:45.160 in high school in uh where i go where i live here um in the art class we had to make like
01:28:51.060 paper mache stuff and uh so i was smoking a lot of stuff and doing a lot of interesting shit in
01:28:57.000 my teens and uh i had this really weird thought of making a flying tongue with like bulgy eyebrow 0.94
01:29:02.060 or eyeballs and fucking wings right i visualized like this tongue with big eyeball like big 0.98
01:29:07.700 eyeballs and like bat wings kind of deal right so like so then i made a fucking paper mache 0.99
01:29:13.980 said fucking flying 1.00
01:29:15.980 with fucking beady eyes and wings 1.00
01:29:18.080 right and 1.00
01:29:19.380 so it was hanging up outside the library
01:29:22.140 for years because they'd have like 0.84
01:29:24.020 hang up like people's art projects and shit like that 0.81
01:29:26.200 and it hung 0.84
01:29:28.060 up there for years and then
01:29:29.780 years later I meet my
01:29:32.020 girlfriend and she went to the same school
01:29:34.040 years after I went there and she remembers
01:29:36.180 seeing it hanging up there 0.99
01:29:37.280 it's like fuck 0.99
01:29:39.360 it's like I wanted that back 1.00
01:29:41.620 Yeah, I wonder if my
01:29:46.180 biplane's still hanging in
01:29:48.080 Bayside Junior.
01:29:50.860 I made a 1.00
01:29:52.300 Red Baron, man, that fucking 0.99
01:29:53.680 actually skips toothpicks. It was a toothpick 1.00
01:29:55.920 airplane I made in grade 0.97
01:29:57.360 7 or 9, whatever the fuck it was, in the 80s. 0.84
01:30:00.720 I went back there 0.98
01:30:02.220 with the wife as an adult. I took pictures
01:30:04.120 of it. It was one of only
01:30:06.120 two still hanging in the library.
01:30:08.220 and
01:30:09.960 I don't know if it's still there or not
01:30:12.200 but I use the 0.99
01:30:13.920 upper half of a guy from a Sherman
01:30:16.280 tank 0.98
01:30:16.600 we both went for it at the same time
01:30:20.700 both for what one?
01:30:24.640 mum ripping out his zinger 0.98
01:30:26.220 Blanche, I'm as jumpy as a
01:30:28.400 virgin in a prison rodeo
01:30:29.760 amazing 1.00
01:30:32.940 oh fuck 0.99
01:30:36.100 that's good 0.99
01:30:37.200 oh that threw me right off topic what the hell are we talking about again
01:30:45.740 no idea like i yeah i wonder if i i'm still wondering if my my toothpick airplanes
01:30:54.160 in the library in that school i wonder if it is man and didn't get wrecked yet
01:30:58.940 did you guys ever hear
01:31:05.400 about the earthquake and bedrock
01:31:06.820 apparently they found rubble all over
01:31:08.460 yeah that was a good one
01:31:18.600 my god I need to get out of here
01:31:21.320 probably
01:31:22.560 I know I do too pretty soon
01:31:24.660 I got some ribs that just
01:31:26.740 arrived
01:31:27.240 your mic sounds better yeah i actually think i figured out what it was and it was that's i think
01:31:35.840 it's because i had the light in there as well because as soon as i unplugged my light it seems
01:31:41.860 to have gotten better weird because normally when i'm at home the light isn't plugged into
01:31:47.640 my laptop it's plugged into something else so i think it's a power situation right
01:31:52.980 It seems to be as soon as I unplugged it
01:31:57.840 That's when
01:31:59.000 Everything seems to have gone okay
01:32:01.760 Now we can hear you
01:32:05.600 Yeah, see
01:32:06.600 Problems on the road
01:32:08.600 It is what it is
01:32:10.900 Got rid of the digital
01:32:12.920 Yamaha
01:32:13.600 I'll still be here for a little while longer
01:32:16.600 You got ribs, man
01:32:19.520 Yeah, I got ribs
01:32:20.500 Oh, you get ribs? 0.99
01:32:22.220 a little soya sauce on that shit you know what i mean soya sauce 0.99
01:32:28.420 i'm not eating the rice just plain 0.99
01:32:31.660 give me the salt let's go oh i got this one i found this uh
01:32:38.300 you would sound awesome yeah maybe i found this video earlier today i thought this was interesting
01:32:45.060 um again like a you know when we talked about how they want to take cars away from us and
01:32:49.900 like a part of the 50-minute city crap 0.94
01:32:52.080 where people call us nuts. 0.98
01:32:54.040 Well, here's World Economic Forum.
01:32:55.960 I think this is Amsterdam
01:32:57.880 or Holland, I think.
01:33:19.900 Thank you.
01:33:49.900 Thank you.
01:34:19.900 three c's three c's cold weather criminals and cold yeah it'll never happen man yeah
01:34:30.340 that music triggers me too i know but it it sounds ideal right it does sound ideal and it is possible 0.99
01:34:37.860 you can do that but you can't do it when you have a whole bunch of fucking people who 1.00
01:34:42.920 come over here and fucking want to rape murder kill and scan everything yeah like fuck 1.00
01:34:48.900 well because if you if you really want to think about it it's kind of the same way as what tribal 1.00
01:34:54.960 tribal pockets would have existed say like a thousand fifteen hundred years ago it's the
01:34:59.580 exact same way but the problem is and the difference is is that well okay yeah there
01:35:04.800 were still like evil people back then don't get me wrong yeah today we have uh an over 0.99
01:35:10.280 encompassing evil that's all over the goddamn planet that smells like fucking hummus and 1.00
01:35:14.880 wears a small hat that wants to 1.00
01:35:16.960 control that
01:35:17.880 and that's not a good thing
01:35:20.420 and we're not going to have that
01:35:21.900 I'm just
01:35:25.040 not sharing anything with anybody 0.99
01:35:26.720 fuck them, how about that 1.00
01:35:28.320 my car is my fucking car 1.00
01:35:30.580 I'm not sharing a car with somebody 1.00
01:35:32.560 that means I can't smoke doobies in it 0.77
01:35:35.160 that means I can't
01:35:36.220 there's a lot of things I want to do
01:35:38.060 in my vehicle
01:35:39.980 or that
01:35:42.000 even like in Montreal 0.99
01:35:43.940 here i see it's big to have the fucking bikes that they were in right i'm not putting my ass 0.99
01:35:50.900 in the same seat as the ass of somebody i don't know what's okay no it's good point 1.00
01:36:01.140 i don't want some fucking some asshole i don't know driving my fucking car 1.00
01:36:05.300 who pays for repairs on these vehicles that apparently everybody owns 1.00
01:36:13.940 city tax yeah well see like because i know like if they do it the same way the bikes are you rent
01:36:20.260 right like you're you're paying uh for they've got electric bikes here that there's like a
01:36:25.460 subscription based thing um where you get a subscription and then i think you pay by the
01:36:30.580 kilometer gargle my bum sweat says i don't even like my wife using my car haha yeah right exactly
01:36:39.700 He gets it.
01:36:42.640 You got a director from the mother.
01:36:44.540 Hot box them.
01:36:46.440 That's the thing. I probably
01:36:48.400 would. Then I wouldn't be
01:36:50.380 allowed to use it anymore.
01:36:52.100 I'd be in trouble.
01:36:54.840 You get a finger wagon, Johnny.
01:37:00.300 On the bright side, I do need a new battery. 1.00
01:37:03.240 If some asshole 0.99
01:37:04.320 had to borrow my car and couldn't start it, 1.00
01:37:06.520 I'm like, well, you fucked up the battery.
01:37:08.300 You got to buy me a new battery. 0.97
01:37:09.700 Hey, Becky Beck.
01:37:10.680 Maybe.
01:37:11.840 Hey, Becky Beck, how are you?
01:37:13.620 Hi, Becky.
01:37:14.760 Hi, Becky.
01:37:16.580 Hi, Becky.
01:37:17.980 We don't want to see you.
01:37:19.000 It'll be a good time.
01:37:20.280 But yeah, that's what I'm going to do with my car.
01:37:21.980 I got to get a battery for it tomorrow. 1.00
01:37:24.960 It's a fucking battery. 1.00
01:37:25.560 Yeah, well, if it was an electric car, you'd have to just go get a whole new fucking car 1.00
01:37:28.860 because it'd be cheaper. 1.00
01:37:29.800 Yeah, fuck that. 1.00
01:37:30.640 Fuck that. 1.00
01:37:31.800 Okay, I'm done though. 1.00
01:37:33.600 Fuck that electric car bullshit. 1.00
01:37:35.380 Yeah. 1.00
01:37:35.640 At least if you get
01:37:37.840 an electric car, you're putting a lot
01:37:39.940 of children to work.
01:37:42.340 Yeah. 1.00
01:37:43.840 Have you seen the fucking videos 1.00
01:37:45.780 of the cobalt mines? 1.00
01:37:47.480 I think it's fantastic.
01:37:49.780 Okay? It's teaching these kids work
01:37:51.800 ethic. Okay?
01:37:54.260 You know, these kids today 1.00
01:37:55.880 have no fucking work ethic, and those 1.00
01:37:57.840 kids in those cobalt mines, 1.00
01:37:59.680 they are busting their ass 1.00
01:38:01.300 day in and day out. I love it. 1.00
01:38:05.640 I don't think
01:38:08.560 YouTube will let you show clips of...
01:38:10.680 I'm not.
01:38:12.060 But Johnny's talking about some serious
01:38:14.720 dedication.
01:38:15.240 I don't know.
01:38:19.380 Oh my god. 0.99
01:38:21.680 It is child slave labor. 1.00
01:38:25.320 That's exactly what it is.
01:38:26.620 That's what I'm going to start using Connor for.
01:38:30.500 There you go.
01:38:32.600 Get him to work there, Johnny.
01:38:34.240 driving electric vehicles
01:38:37.240 like sitting in a microwave. I wouldn't fucking 0.99
01:38:39.060 doubt it. 0.98
01:38:41.320 You know, actually, I
01:38:42.960 just figured out exactly how I'm going to do it
01:38:45.240 too, okay? 0.99
01:38:48.280 I'm going to fucking drag 1.00
01:38:49.420 that kid, right? I'm going to drag 1.00
01:38:51.280 that kid with me door to door
01:38:52.820 and say, you know, my nephew wants to
01:38:55.160 cut your grass. Fucking yeah, yeah. 0.99
01:38:57.100 I'm going to make him cut the grass 0.99
01:38:58.520 and then I will just take my cut.
01:39:01.100 yeah princess auto which is all
01:39:05.100 and c2 that is an awesome friggin uh picture there that's my that's my evil russian well 0.98
01:39:13.380 yeah your evil russian doppelganger yes 0.92
01:39:17.520 oh and actually there will be an update 0.98
01:39:24.300 No longer taking off.
01:39:30.780 Your card is cut out there
01:39:32.440 right as you're giving the
01:39:34.060 meat potato to your message.
01:39:36.780 What do you have, ribs to go eat? 1.00
01:39:38.500 Go eat your fucking ribs. 1.00
01:39:39.700 Yeah, they're right here. 1.00
01:39:40.740 I'm like, well, right now I've been
01:39:43.000 working on
01:39:45.120 Oh, Ben Baker.
01:40:05.240 I am no longer. 0.95
01:40:10.900 That sucks, Ben. 1.00
01:40:13.720 That fucking sucks. 1.00
01:40:15.120 A robot, Johnny. 1.00
01:40:16.760 Yeah.
01:40:18.460 I'm faking a bad connection 1.00
01:40:20.940 so I can go, fuck that, I'll just eat right here. 1.00
01:40:22.960 I have been eating right here. 1.00
01:40:25.200 I've been eating my rice.
01:40:29.320 Ribs.
01:40:30.660 I'm going to take down my rice, and then I've got a bunch of
01:40:32.940 ribs I'm going to take down. That's where that's going to go.
01:40:35.800 I was just trying to tell
01:40:36.980 Becky that she no longer
01:40:39.060 has to pick me up at the train station
01:40:40.780 because I'm not taking the train anymore.
01:40:43.140 Oh, there you go.
01:40:46.080 I don't know.
01:40:47.720 It doesn't bother me.
01:40:49.660 I always think that it's kind of rude
01:40:52.160 to eat in front of people if you're doing
01:40:54.040 something like this, but then again, 0.98
01:40:55.680 really, does it fucking matter? 1.00
01:40:57.380 Why can't you eat in a fucking chicken wing or something? 1.00
01:41:00.160 I don't know. Does it really matter? 1.00
01:41:03.080 Is it kind of rude?
01:41:04.120 Is it rude, though?
01:41:05.420 Is it rude?
01:41:07.760 I don't know.
01:41:09.520 I don't think so.
01:41:10.900 I guess
01:41:13.000 like maybe
01:41:14.920 I mean if they're right there maybe
01:41:16.380 I personally I don't really
01:41:18.920 I don't eat on stream myself 0.99
01:41:20.600 Island Jason says I don't give a fuck 1.00
01:41:24.780 as long as you're mute 1.00
01:41:25.480 if food appears in front of me I'm eating it I don't care
01:41:28.300 and don't chew with your mouth open
01:41:30.400 yeah
01:41:31.080 what do I get two points for
01:41:33.860 I'm confused on that
01:41:35.980 maybe something I said 0.99
01:41:40.660 shit 1.00
01:41:41.820 like Matt Harriet over here is trying to fucking 1.00
01:41:44.860 she's like so 1.00
01:41:46.400 trying to get these secret little fucking 1.00
01:41:48.480 written messages to me and they're trying to tell me 0.99
01:41:50.640 so many times that the rub 0.97
01:41:52.780 was too fucking salty she says 0.97
01:41:54.800 she doesn't understand that I 0.99
01:41:56.680 am fucking salty 1.00
01:41:57.700 okay I am a salty motherfucker 1.00
01:42:00.860 and I will enjoy 1.00
01:42:02.580 a salty fucking rip 1.00
01:42:04.360 you know 1.00
01:42:05.360 oh fuck 1.00
01:42:08.380 That's the second time 1.00
01:42:17.000 that she's written a note
01:42:17.900 for me to tell me it's too salty.
01:42:20.760 Like, yeah, that's cool. I'm good with it.
01:42:23.440 Ben Baker
01:42:24.180 is showing some real...
01:42:24.980 This is some real
01:42:28.680 dedication on Ben Baker's part.
01:42:30.860 Food is delicious. Bite 20 kilometers
01:42:32.660 today for a burger.
01:42:33.480 get some exercise i mean it's like
01:42:39.540 yeah go ahead a good burger is 20 kilometers away maybe
01:42:44.720 right oh okay i get what you mean that many times
01:42:51.820 although i've definitely done a lot of walking uh since we've been to montreal though that's
01:42:58.440 We've done a bunch
01:42:59.380 walking around, so we've got a bunch more to do.
01:43:02.140 Yeah, because you want to go see
01:43:03.380 stuff, man. 0.98
01:43:04.660 Yeah, because aside from all the fucking 1.00
01:43:07.240 Palestinians and the Jeets and all the retardation, 1.00
01:43:09.900 Montreal... 1.00
01:43:10.580 Very few Jeets, though.
01:43:12.480 As long as you avoid downtown.
01:43:15.680 If you avoid downtown, right?
01:43:17.360 You go downtown, you're going to see some.
01:43:19.700 But we've been kind of
01:43:21.140 going to different spots.
01:43:23.520 You'll see some...
01:43:24.580 There's definitely some Muslims.
01:43:25.800 See, I love the history, so I'd be going
01:43:28.860 to all the places where all the history 0.99
01:43:30.520 and the old shit is. 0.99
01:43:32.640 Yeah, we're going to be 1.00
01:43:34.820 going to Old Montreal
01:43:36.080 Saturday? 0.99
01:43:40.300 Whenever the fucking 1.00
01:43:41.420 day was. 0.99
01:43:43.120 I know tomorrow we're going
01:43:46.680 to check out
01:43:48.780 something like
01:43:49.300 Did you walk
01:43:51.800 promenade at Chateau Frontenac
01:43:54.940 yet, or no?
01:43:56.960 No, you're not.
01:43:58.360 No, there's a big promenade. It's a famous
01:44:00.660 promenade out in front of
01:44:02.280 Chateau Frontenac.
01:44:05.540 Benches and stuff.
01:44:06.580 You can sit out there, and
01:44:07.880 it's got the overlooks. 0.99
01:44:11.260 That's fucking funny. 0.98
01:44:12.540 Hitler had a better microphone in 1940. 1.00
01:44:18.320 Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:44:22.020 Yeah. 1.00
01:44:23.100 No, I was going to say,
01:44:24.220 that's one thing I actually really liked about Kingston
01:44:27.260 a few times I was in Kingston
01:44:28.520 is some of the old history that's just even there.
01:44:31.960 Yeah, I know.
01:44:33.360 I know it's backwards.
01:44:35.400 He's there.
01:44:37.080 Oh, yeah, there's a good point.
01:44:39.140 That's why I haven't done it, Chris, 0.98
01:44:40.620 because it's not in fucking Montreal. 0.97
01:44:42.620 That door front is in Quebec City. 1.00
01:44:44.700 Get your city.
01:44:45.240 It's not that far.
01:44:46.820 Drive over there.
01:44:48.420 Quebec City.
01:44:49.540 How far is Quebec City for Montreal?
01:44:51.480 Seriously.
01:44:52.660 It's far enough, but I'm not going.
01:44:54.220 Okay, well then there you go, Michael.
01:44:57.360 Yeah, far enough, but I'm not going.
01:44:59.360 Yeah, three hours. Fuck that shit. 1.00
01:45:00.760 Yeah, Bad Hat says she doesn't want to go there. 1.00
01:45:03.340 Fuck that shit. 1.00
01:45:04.380 Yeah, that's where the French are. 1.00
01:45:07.980 I was in Quebec once.
01:45:14.380 I actually wasn't even in Montreal.
01:45:16.920 I was in Dorval, I believe it's called.
01:45:19.980 Is it Dorval?
01:45:21.560 Dorval.
01:45:22.380 Dorval, yeah, yeah.
01:45:24.220 that's where I was
01:45:25.640 people that we were with
01:45:27.700 I knew this guy
01:45:31.440 was an MMA fighter
01:45:32.400 and he had a match down there
01:45:34.680 so we went down
01:45:35.320 to Quebec for the weekend
01:45:37.880 but I never really did too much
01:45:41.080 exploring around
01:45:43.080 or anything like that
01:45:44.000 I would love to see 1.00
01:45:47.420 more of this fucking country 1.00
01:45:48.360 it's pretty cool 1.00
01:45:51.160 Montreal is on the list
01:45:53.280 I want to go back up to Mont Royale
01:45:55.980 and go on top of it.
01:45:59.900 Massive walk to the top there.
01:46:02.760 We went there the one day, 0.98
01:46:04.020 but I was like, yeah, I was fucking... 0.95
01:46:05.880 My shoulder was killing me, 0.92
01:46:07.260 and I'm like, yeah, not for there.
01:46:10.320 We'll do that one another day.
01:46:14.340 It's really nice here, though. 0.99
01:46:15.700 The parks are fucking beautiful. 0.94
01:46:18.360 The neighborhoods are nice. 0.98
01:46:20.180 It's been a fun trip, like I said,
01:46:21.760 and as long as you don't go downtown,
01:46:23.280 I was in
01:46:30.020 Doran, Quebec
01:46:31.720 when
01:46:34.420 I stopped in on hitchhiking
01:46:36.780 I stopped in for a coffee in the beginning
01:46:41.000 and hit on this cute 1.00
01:46:42.680 fucking blonde chick that was 1.00
01:46:44.080 she was so cute, man. We tried to talk to 1.00
01:46:46.820 each other. She tried talking in English, broken
01:46:48.740 English. I tried speaking broken French 1.00
01:46:50.680 and we just both gave up
01:46:52.960 go away? No, no.
01:46:54.800 We were both interested, but we just
01:46:56.640 it's like, no, if you can't
01:46:59.020 talk, man, it's like...
01:47:01.000 So basically, it was the Tower of Babel?
01:47:03.320 I'm just going to the bar next door.
01:47:05.160 I said, oh, there's a bar
01:47:07.000 next door? Okay, I'll be over there.
01:47:08.740 If you're interested, that's where I'll be, because
01:47:10.700 we don't need to talk for what I want to do.
01:47:13.840 Anyways, and I wasn't
01:47:15.100 married at the time. I was single. Whatever.
01:47:17.100 So I went to the bar, went to the pub.
01:47:19.620 Because it was raining, man. 0.99
01:47:20.960 And fucking, it was pissing down rain, and 1.00
01:47:22.820 and I need to get the fuck out of the rain 0.99
01:47:24.740 and I spent 0.82
01:47:26.880 the only 50 bucks that I had
01:47:28.360 50 bucks in my pocket for a 36 hour 0.96
01:47:31.060 hitchhike fucking down to St. John 0.99
01:47:33.100 and I spent 0.97
01:47:34.620 most of it, almost all of it
01:47:36.220 in this pub drinking beer 0.99
01:47:38.760 while it was pissing down fucking rain 1.00
01:47:40.560 and 0.99
01:47:41.820 it stopped raining and the bar closed
01:47:44.940 and
01:47:46.260 yeah 0.99
01:47:48.180 and then it started fucking pissing down raining again 0.96
01:47:50.380 and I lucked out and got to drive again 0.97
01:47:52.280 it was an interesting
01:47:54.900 I don't recommend
01:47:56.840 hitchhiking to anybody but
01:47:58.220 especially now yeah but
01:48:00.720 yeah it was
01:48:02.760 very interesting
01:48:03.720 I remember almost every person
01:48:06.840 that picked me up
01:48:07.560 and they're all great 0.97
01:48:10.740 people man which is fucking what 0.98
01:48:12.440 makes me love this country so much man 0.98
01:48:14.620 because people are 0.97
01:48:16.340 fucking cool they're good people 0.99
01:48:18.980 they're fucking smoking hash joints 0.99
01:48:20.700 with you, Lee. 1.00
01:48:21.820 Back in my day, he's like,
01:48:25.140 here, smoke this.
01:48:26.480 That is helpful.
01:48:29.420 Although sometimes
01:48:30.480 when it's lost in translation, you think 1.00
01:48:32.600 somebody's calling you a pussy. 1.00
01:48:35.620 Korean dudes 1.00
01:48:36.700 fucking took me to a fucking 1.00
01:48:37.980 Korean restaurant or Chinese food place 1.00
01:48:40.620 and spoke Mandarin.
01:48:43.700 I knew how to speak Mandarin. 0.97
01:48:45.120 We got fucking really good food 0.95
01:48:46.600 and they fed me and fed me a couple beers. 0.99
01:48:49.340 It was fucking awesome, man. 0.81
01:48:51.560 One of the coolest things I ever did, man, 0.97
01:48:53.580 was hitchhiking from Ontario
01:48:55.560 to New Brunswick. 1.00
01:48:56.920 Why didn't you play a fucking guitar? 1.00
01:48:59.160 You could have been stomping Tom. 1.00
01:49:01.980 No, no, let's go back here. 1.00
01:49:03.200 You could have been stomping fucking Chris. 1.00
01:49:05.180 I can't play guitar, man. 1.00
01:49:07.940 We'll get her done. 0.95
01:49:08.940 Nice and strong. Let's go. 0.99
01:49:12.280 Yeah, no,
01:49:13.200 it's just, I remember almost every 0.98
01:49:15.220 fucking ride that I had. 0.99
01:49:17.440 Very vividly. 0.99
01:49:18.640 They were fucking, they were all cool people, man. 1.00
01:49:22.380 Fuck. 1.00
01:49:25.100 I've had a few interesting hitchhiking rides. 1.00
01:49:29.900 I can tell you that.
01:49:33.480 I've met some interesting people, but then I've met some people along the way
01:49:36.560 that's hitchhiking. 0.97
01:49:37.400 It's like, man, I hope I never fucking run into you again. 0.97
01:49:39.840 Oh, there's some gearboxes. 0.98
01:49:41.100 That's where the term gearbox comes from.
01:49:44.760 Right?
01:49:45.480 You know what a gearbox is, right?
01:49:46.720 Chris is an artist
01:49:50.080 I know what a gear box is
01:49:54.140 yes but how does it pertain to 0.99
01:49:55.540 no a gear box is a fucking 1.00
01:49:57.800 you know faggot fucking pedo 1.00
01:49:59.460 fucking whatever fucking weirdo 1.00
01:50:00.960 reaches for the wrong 1.00
01:50:04.000 shifter if you know what I mean
01:50:05.240 mom's got some faith in you here
01:50:07.900 Chris thinks you're going to be up at night
01:50:09.480 Michelle's got the cargo and Chris
01:50:13.560 he's got the rig
01:50:14.420 This is good
01:50:17.980 Mac W here says 0.99
01:50:22.260 Mac W says we eat white guys
01:50:24.540 What's that beeping noise?
01:50:30.120 That's what I'm wondering
01:50:30.980 It's probably my mic
01:50:33.060 My mic's doing all sorts of 1.00
01:50:34.660 Fucked up weird shit tonight 0.99
01:50:36.000 It is what it is 1.00
01:50:38.800 Sounds like a truck's backing up 1.00
01:50:40.880 Or a fat chick 1.00
01:50:42.200 Or a fat chick 0.99
01:50:44.220 But yeah, it does. 1.00
01:50:46.020 It sounds like there's a fucking truck. 0.99
01:50:47.100 I saw a huge one the other day. 0.99
01:50:48.980 We were walking down the road, and there's a big old
01:50:51.320 in the Montreal, and
01:50:53.060 we had the fishnets, and that's what I thought.
01:50:56.000 So if you're like
01:50:56.960 300 pounds,
01:50:59.240 the fishnets are now fishnets are whalenets,
01:51:01.580 right? Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:51:04.220 That's better, isn't it? 1.00
01:51:06.680 Alex Al says
01:51:07.580 change your smoke detector, bro.
01:51:12.960 You can't hear it.
01:51:14.220 actually the beeping I think is like
01:51:17.420 some sort of feedback 0.98
01:51:18.460 I don't know what the fuck's going on 0.97
01:51:21.720 if anybody out there can't hear 0.99
01:51:23.640 the beep well then you probably shouldn't be
01:51:25.600 watching this
01:51:26.220 you'd never know if mine needed to be replaced 1.00
01:51:29.420 anyway because I take the fucking thing 0.99
01:51:31.600 down and I stop it and I hide it away 0.99
01:51:33.680 so if it ever makes a sound I wouldn't
01:51:35.420 have heard it anyway
01:51:36.340 that was really
01:51:39.600 interesting when the 1.00
01:51:40.780 fucking superintendent came to do 0.99
01:51:43.460 like some sort of 1.00
01:51:44.460 smuggle iron inspection
01:51:46.540 because they showed up and I couldn't 0.99
01:51:49.380 remember where the fuck I put my 0.98
01:51:51.020 paper at me. 0.99
01:51:52.120 Oh no.
01:51:56.320 It's here somewhere.
01:51:57.320 Give me a minute.
01:51:58.540 So they gave me a new one and then about a couple
01:52:01.100 days later I found it buried deep
01:52:03.180 in the closet and there was a whole bunch of
01:52:04.960 blankets and pillows.
01:52:09.660 Call them on.
01:52:10.280 It goes off sometimes when you're cooking. 1.00
01:52:12.080 So I'm like, fuck off. 1.00
01:52:13.460 Alright, Koala Mama says 1.00
01:52:16.840 throw your phone and 1.00
01:52:18.540 fix it. I already said the
01:52:21.000 Fonzarelli. Give it the fucking Fonzarelli. 1.00
01:52:22.980 Hey, ooh. 1.00
01:52:24.540 The jukebox fucking hit it. 1.00
01:52:28.320 Holy fuck, it worked. 1.00
01:52:32.380 Alex Wood says, 1.00
01:52:33.920 okay, the sound is getting horrible.
01:52:35.780 I'll watch the show on mute and read your lips.
01:52:40.880 He just fixed it.
01:52:43.460 Oh, no, now he's on mute. 1.00
01:52:46.700 Ah, fuck. 1.00
01:52:47.980 I fixed it because he's on mute. 1.00
01:52:51.360 That doesn't fix it.
01:52:53.640 Jesus.
01:52:55.980 Oh, no.
01:52:56.940 Still robot. Cracky.
01:52:58.580 That's better. 1.00
01:52:59.440 There's no fucking truck backing up for fuck's sake. 1.00
01:53:01.760 Yeah, the truck backing up's gone, yeah. 1.00
01:53:04.600 Yeah, okay. 0.98
01:53:05.840 I don't know what the fuck that is. 0.98
01:53:07.480 That I can't tell you. 1.00
01:53:09.640 It's like you were bringing in a fucking... 1.00
01:53:11.460 No, but it's like you're bringing in a fucking CV signal or something. 1.00
01:53:15.480 Yeah. 0.99
01:53:18.420 Yeah, exactly.
01:53:21.500 That's for sure.
01:53:24.200 100%. 1.00
01:53:24.680 Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:53:26.560 Actually, I went to get a little barbecue with some friends, 1.00
01:53:31.700 like a friend of mine that I went to high school with. 0.99
01:53:34.400 And, of course, Norman was fucked. 0.99
01:53:36.660 And sure enough, a bunch of his friends showed up, 1.00
01:53:38.840 and I was like, oh, fuck, 0.99
01:53:40.580 out of deep and surf territory there. 1.00
01:53:43.120 No shit. Like, alright, just don't 0.99
01:53:44.820 talk.
01:53:46.580 That's pretty much the way I went with that.
01:53:49.380 I'm like, I'm just not going to talk to him.
01:53:51.660 Yeah, no, I'm going to keep my
01:53:52.860 mouth closed. If I do, it's going to be like
01:53:54.780 normie shit. 1.00
01:53:58.920 What? What was that? 1.00
01:54:00.680 What was the last part?
01:54:02.440 Someone showed up and it was like,
01:54:04.140 yeah, he didn't think that. 0.99
01:54:05.460 What the fuck was it? 0.99
01:54:07.480 I was reading the 1.00
01:54:09.960 fucking chat. I'm sorry. I'm fucking 0.99
01:54:11.780 slow. 0.98
01:54:13.120 Give me the page, please. 1.00
01:54:15.820 I know I'm the fucking kid with the fucking helmet on 0.99
01:54:17.820 over here. 1.00
01:54:19.080 If I read your lips
01:54:22.020 correctly, you're talking about dancing
01:54:23.800 and bingo in Mexico. What the fuck? 1.00
01:54:27.760 Dancing, bingo, and 1.00
01:54:29.580 Mexico. 0.90
01:54:31.140 Bingo!
01:54:34.140 We need AI
01:54:35.640 for subtitles for Johnny, according to Alex.
01:54:37.740 Yeah, probably. 1.00
01:54:39.320 I might shit right now anyway, so fuck it. 1.00
01:54:42.120 I'm going to be using it. 1.00
01:54:45.520 Oh, fuck. This is good. 1.00
01:54:48.940 Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:54:50.740 Alright, so what we'll do 1.00
01:54:51.900 is we got
01:54:53.000 an update from TJ
01:54:55.700 Kennedy here. He's back
01:54:57.480 home from being at the
01:54:59.700 Rage Tour and doing his thing, so he's got an update
01:55:01.800 here, so I'm going to play this, and then
01:55:03.820 we'll sign off for the night.
01:55:06.460 It's already about quarter to ten, so...
01:55:08.300 All right.
01:55:09.420 Where'd Johnny go? I'll wait till Johnny comes back.
01:55:11.340 I don't know. I thought you were giving us a boot there for a minute, sir.
01:55:14.020 No, fuck no. 1.00
01:55:14.780 Just waiting to get heated there. 1.00
01:55:16.580 No, I'm not giving him a boot.
01:55:19.440 Well, you can if you want.
01:55:22.440 It's not ten o'clock yet.
01:55:24.240 Well, it's your five. Oh, you want ten?
01:55:26.180 Oh, okay.
01:55:26.980 Yeah, usually about eight to ten. 1.00
01:55:29.400 Sometimes we kind of get talking, shooting the shit. 0.99
01:55:31.180 Sometimes we'll go about three hours. 0.99
01:55:32.860 but for the most part of you about two hours because i still gotta go to bed eventually
01:55:37.900 because i work at five o'clock in the morning still yeah that's early yeah yeah well i don't 0.86
01:55:43.100 start work at five i gotta get up at five i don't get up at five i usually roll my ass out of bed 0.63
01:55:47.740 probably ten after sometimes quarter after well once you're awake you're awake right yeah you get 0.68
01:55:53.500 in a routine man you wake up at a certain time it's like i'm awake now like uh otherwise you
01:55:59.100 you're getting bed sores.
01:56:00.840 Nine times out of ten, it's the bladder going, 0.98
01:56:02.740 wake the fuck up. 0.93
01:56:04.220 I got to pee now. 0.97
01:56:07.520 Time to get up.
01:56:09.900 Is it any different?
01:56:11.540 No.
01:56:12.760 You're still scratching, man.
01:56:16.100 Trying to see if I fixed it.
01:56:18.440 So, anyway,
01:56:19.180 what we'll do is
01:56:20.000 we're going to play TJ Kennedy's update,
01:56:22.300 and then we'll sign off
01:56:24.280 for the night.
01:56:25.460 It's already a very cool guy, about 10 to 10.
01:56:29.100 All righty, here's an update from TJ Kennedy.
01:56:34.760 Good afternoon, interwebs.
01:56:38.420 Just wanted to let you know that it has been a busy, busy month of July.
01:56:43.180 And, oh, so I'm just looking across the street and the wind has taken eavesdrop off of the house.
01:56:49.020 So that's fun.
01:56:50.380 Anyways, tonight, what is it, July 25th.
01:56:55.740 There will be no episode of Wagons West.
01:56:58.500 July, again, has been busy.
01:57:00.060 We've been kind of spotty throughout the month.
01:57:01.980 We'll be resuming a full schedule as of August 1st.
01:57:06.740 So thank you for your patience.
01:57:09.420 Thank you for joining along.
01:57:10.540 I just got back home from the Road Rage Terror Tour Edmonton event,
01:57:15.440 both in Edmonton and Calgary.
01:57:17.380 There's a number of people that came up and said that they watch
01:57:19.560 Wagon's West and they're fans of the podcast,
01:57:21.580 and I just really appreciate that.
01:57:22.620 I really appreciate your support.
01:57:23.620 But one thing I did want to say about the Rage, Road Rage Terror Tour events is just really great to connect with some new people and to reconnect with some old friends there down the Edmonton area and Calgary area.
01:57:36.860 And, you know, there is, you know, not an exact number, but there's about 200 people or so at each of the events.
01:57:44.120 And I know myself in my own personal small groups, there's been a lot of people that weren't able to go because of work or other reasons.
01:57:52.120 And it was just interesting to note that there's just so many more of us in this beautiful province than, you know, than I even realized.
01:57:59.540 And by extension, more in this country.
01:58:02.100 And, you know, you DAGs, you're just awesome.
01:58:05.420 If you don't know, guys, anyone watching what DAGLON is, it's a community of people that care for each other, that care for their families, that care for this province, and that care for this country.
01:58:14.820 and just honored to be you know in that community of wonderful people that have just uh really done
01:58:20.780 solid and done right by me and my family have really taken care of us as we migrated across
01:58:26.280 across this country and landed in alberta and uh anyways uh you know jeremy ferry and uh derek
01:58:35.100 just to meet them in person they're just really kind really gregarious generous people and uh
01:58:40.140 just really cool to uh and morgan as well let's not forget morgan she's fantastic and of course
01:58:45.480 matt doings they're uh helping them out on the road you guys are fucking awesome and i just
01:58:50.740 really appreciate you appreciate all the volunteers at these events that organized it that uh slaved
01:58:55.780 away in the kitchen to keep us all fed and keep our bellies full and uh you know it was awesome
01:59:00.340 just to see at each of the events right you had about 200 give or take people there and uh you
01:59:06.280 know as soon as it's over everyone's like packing up tables stacking chairs mopping floors throwing
01:59:10.740 out garbage just really really cool to see that group effort there and uh just really really really
01:59:16.060 proud to be part of this community anyways just wanted to uh pump their tires a little bit because
01:59:21.640 you guys are consistently consistently impressed me and uh you know uh canby and jen and aaron you
01:59:28.960 guys did a wicked job in hellbilly you guys did a wicked job organizing these events and uh just
01:59:34.380 made a really good time for everybody involved you ran it very well it went really smoothly
01:59:38.760 um thanks for napc for helping out with uh setup tear down uh and security and and uh you know
01:59:46.020 stuff like that so anyways you guys always impress me really proud of you guys proud to be uh friends
01:59:51.300 with you and as far as wagons west i will see you next thursday august 1st and we'll kick off a
01:59:57.900 fresh start for the fresh month of august uh for now i'm going to go inside the house there i'm
02:00:03.500 to put on a coffee, and I'm going to
02:00:05.620 caffeinate myself and wake
02:00:07.520 myself up a bit. It was a long drive back,
02:00:10.100 but, yeah,
02:00:11.560 what a great time. Anyways,
02:00:13.560 peace, guys. We'll talk to you soon.
02:00:17.840 All right.
02:00:19.180 All right.
02:00:20.420 Is that better?
02:00:21.600 No, that's not better.
02:00:23.600 Your mic is, like, pooched.
02:00:27.320 That thing, yeah, your cord's
02:00:29.460 gone. I still hear him, though.
02:00:31.800 Right? I can't hear it all.
02:00:33.500 Nah, it's like listening to an old fucking 0.99
02:00:35.980 black on my TV when you have three channels 1.00
02:00:37.920 that he's fucking, he's fuzzy as fuck. 1.00
02:00:43.660 Fuzzier than a furry at a fucking convention? 1.00
02:00:45.920 I mean, I'm always fuzzy as fuck, that's for sure. 1.00
02:00:49.060 Fuzzy. 0.99
02:00:49.880 Fuzzy was he. He had no hair.
02:00:51.740 Fuzzy was he with a beard.
02:00:53.980 And he wasn't very fuzzy, was he?
02:00:55.840 Fuzzy at a furry convention, I could just see it.
02:00:58.420 What's that sound coming out of that room?
02:00:59.920 Don't ask.
02:01:01.060 Yeah, right?
02:01:03.500 You sound even funnier when you get angry 1.00
02:01:13.000 on the fuzzy fucking mic. 1.00
02:01:15.300 Oh, fuck. 1.00
02:01:22.720 All right. 0.99
02:01:24.100 Anyway, guys, we're going to sign on for the night.
02:01:27.440 All right.
02:01:28.080 Hey, thanks for having me on, man.
02:01:29.740 Thanks for hanging out.
02:01:31.180 Yeah, man, no, for sure.
02:01:33.500 Every time you're streaming, I'm always at work, 1.00
02:01:35.200 so I was like, ah, fuck. 0.99
02:01:36.960 Well, I'm going to start 1.00
02:01:38.780 at noon tomorrow, so...
02:01:41.120 Oh, yeah, okay, yeah.
02:01:43.800 I know, but you can catch me
02:01:44.980 at lunch if you want.
02:01:46.960 I think you can see what the comic's going to be all about
02:01:49.040 because it's...
02:01:50.880 Right on.
02:01:52.180 Peace out. I'll meet my room.
02:01:54.080 Alright, man. Have a good one.
02:01:55.700 Great, man. Hey, cheers. Later.
02:01:57.720 Alright, everybody have a great night.
02:02:03.500 Transcription by CastingWords
02:02:33.500 You