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00:00:59.120 And welcome back to a brand new episode of Rebel With A Cause.

00:01:02.220 I'm your host, Eric.

00:01:02.820 And joining me tonight live, I got a Narco Toad and Fat Comic Dave Smith on.

00:01:08.680 Let me go ahead and bring them up right now.

00:01:10.640 How's it going, fellas?

00:01:11.800 Hell yeah.

00:01:12.360 What's up, man?

00:01:13.040 How's it going? 0.60

00:01:14.440 I figured we're going to do some live shitposting. 0.52

00:01:16.720 But before we get started, I'm going to go ahead and pour some Scotchy Poo into the LSU Cup. 0.81

00:01:21.600 And we're going to do a generous pour and just fill that up.

00:01:26.480 There we go.

00:01:26.760 I feel like I'm sober, right?

00:01:29.720 Well, I feel like Toad's also judging you because Toad has always been a man that has to have a certain amount of glasses, like a certain type of glasses.

00:01:35.700 And I feel like if you said, I'm going to pour this in here, and he'd be like, you don't have the right glasses.

00:01:40.080 The LSU glass doesn't work.

00:01:41.880 Oh, so good.

00:01:42.760 Oh, yeah.

00:01:43.620 Everybody makes fun of my glassware, which I still have.

00:01:46.180 I don't know what I'm going to do with it.

00:01:47.120 But I have specific glassware for every type of alcohol, especially for beer, all different types of beer.

00:01:52.660 I need the right glassware for it.

00:01:54.780 And for whiskeys, I have those – I don't even remember the name of the brand, those small whiskey glasses.

00:02:01.940 Yeah. 0.99

00:02:02.860 Whatever the fuck brand it is. 1.00

00:02:04.700 Some people don't know what I'm talking about. 0.99

00:02:06.160 Yeah, it's a pretty good thing.

00:02:09.380 That bottle of Chivas that I have was actually like in a part of a gift set.

00:02:13.060 So I actually do have like the little Chivas highball glasses that came with it.

00:02:17.920 But my kids use it to drink milk out of, and I just chuckle every time that happens.

00:02:22.940 Train them to be alcoholics.

00:02:25.360 Do you spike the milk?

00:02:27.480 No, no.

00:02:28.360 As much as I want to like put some rum in there sometimes, it's like this is going to make you go to sleep for a little bit.

00:02:33.200 No, I'm not going to do that.

00:02:34.220 That's what you want, yeah. 1.00

00:02:36.160 Knock those fuckers out, man. 1.00

00:02:38.080 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:02:38.840 It's pretty much just go to bed.

00:02:42.660 Although my little four-year-old who's about to be five has pretty much got me wrapped around her little finger.

00:02:47.160 So bedtime for her like takes like 45 minutes, and I got to read a story or rock her in the chair before she gets put down on my little princess. 0.78

00:02:55.980 You're an old pushover now, man. 0.99

00:02:59.620 I bet in your heyday, man, you were just like a fucking fighter. 1.00

00:03:04.580 I mean you didn't take shit from nobody, and then this little girl comes along, and now you're just some fucking teddy bear. 1.00

00:03:09.980 It just melted my heart, man. 0.99

00:03:12.500 Yeah, that's what happened to Dave Smith too, right?

00:03:15.900 You have a daughter, and you just become totally soft.

00:03:18.340 Yeah, he does the Wolverine meme where he's looking at pictures of his wife and kids, and you know.

00:03:23.700 It's exactly.

00:03:25.120 It's like, oh, I miss my kids, and I'm going to go home. 1.00

00:03:27.660 Now I don't want to have kids just so I remain a man and I don't become a huge pussy. 1.00

00:03:33.140 Toad, I don't know what you're talking about. 1.00

00:03:34.760 When you become a man, Toad, let me know.

00:03:39.200 Yeah, you got some years to go yet. 0.99

00:03:42.400 Did I show my balls on camera? 0.99

00:03:44.400 Are we allowed to do that here? 0.99

00:03:45.920 I mean if you want to, but probably not the first time balls have ever been seen on this screen anyways. 0.97

00:03:51.740 You saw when Jose posted his balls, and you didn't even realize it, right? 0.98

00:03:56.340 Dude, that whole thing was so messed up. 0.99

00:03:58.480 I'm like sitting there, I was like, is that Jose?

00:04:00.820 Or did he like pull a porn pic and put like a blue stripe over it? 1.00

00:04:03.800 And then I was like, no, that's scrotum. 0.99

00:04:07.320 Well, I was like, is that Jose? 0.91

00:04:10.340 No, it can't be.

00:04:10.900 Then I was like, no, that's his tattoos.

00:04:12.540 I can tell his tattoos, and that's him.

00:04:15.740 It was that brief, like, is it? 0.96

00:04:18.060 No, that's really his ballsack. 0.97

00:04:19.460 Okay, great. 1.00

00:04:20.520 And then I immediately went to fucking Buck. 0.99

00:04:25.820 Oh, Buck Angel? 0.99

00:04:26.840 Yeah.

00:04:27.000 Buck Angel.

00:04:28.060 That's the first thing I thought of when I saw it.

00:04:30.260 Because I was like, everything about it looks like a trans man. 0.67

00:04:33.800 Yeah. 0.99

00:04:34.760 Yeah, you know how when a guy censors his dick, and he has the huge censorship mark on it, 0.99

00:04:40.440 you know he's overselling it big time. 0.99

00:04:42.400 Yeah, just a little bit. 0.99

00:04:43.360 I never censored my dick, so. 0.94

00:04:46.200 Yeah, you don't ever want to censor your cash and prizes, as it were. 0.97

00:04:50.500 Yeah, there's no reason to.

00:04:51.340 I mean, I'm not embarrassed of my four inches.

00:04:54.540 Yeah, I mean, I just covered mine with human action and my lewd that went a little bit viral on Twitter, so. 0.95

00:05:01.900 Yeah, I would post all that stuff, but nobody wants to see a guy with one testicle and a whole bunch of scars down there from a gunshot wound.

00:05:07.500 So, yeah, I just, I'm very kind to you, people.

00:05:11.080 Are you serious?

00:05:12.440 Yes, yes.

00:05:13.180 If you haven't heard that story, in 2004, so pre-2004, I was a monster.

00:05:18.640 Yeah, so one night I was getting home late from work and had a 9mm pistol on me.

00:05:23.180 And I had already worked like 105 hours that week, so I was already like dead-ass tired.

00:05:27.520 I got out of my truck, and I'm not sure if I had my finger on the trigger and it pulled, or if the seatbelt grabbed the hammer of the pistol and pulled it back far enough to slap forward.

00:05:37.680 But I ended up shooting myself in the lower abdomen. 0.59

00:05:40.320 It traveled through, destroyed my right testicle, exited out the bottom of my scrotum, and grazed my left thigh. 0.97

00:05:46.960 Oh, Jesus. 0.93

00:05:48.680 That thigh graze had to hurt, man.

00:05:50.820 Yeah. 0.99

00:05:52.060 Yeah, but that made it way less badass, because at first I thought I was going to be like, yeah, I was in this fucking gunfight. 0.84

00:05:58.140 Yeah, unfortunately, I don't have like a cool story to go with. 0.84

00:06:00.320 It was just a negligent discharge on myself.

00:06:03.160 I thought you were the guy that, remember that old Facebook group?

00:06:06.460 It might be still around where they would just be like, it was like a trigger discipline Facebook group where they would put their fingers on the trigger and stuff, and they would start pointing at their junk. 0.99

00:06:14.160 I thought that was you were the guy that actually shot himself in the dick. 0.99

00:06:17.420 I thought you were going to say. 0.99

00:06:19.100 Yeah, that was 2004 before there were like good cameras and everything else.

00:06:23.100 Yeah, so that one was fun, because at first I didn't even realize I had shot myself.

00:06:26.960 I was like, okay, I feel some burn, but I think that's just from the flash, because it was right there, and then I'm like checking the inside of my truck door to make sure I didn't put a fresh hole in it, and then I'm like looking around the neighborhood, because it's like 2.30 in the morning.

00:06:38.680 I was like, I hope I didn't wake anybody up. 0.99

00:06:40.520 So I didn't see any lights come on, and then I was like walking inside, and it was like, man, I've really got to take a shit. 0.99

00:06:46.360 So I walk inside, pull down my pants, and white underwear has turned red, and then you're like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:06:52.680 Oh, God. 1.00

00:06:53.580 So you blew your ball off, and you didn't even realize it.

00:06:56.520 Right.

00:06:57.360 Yeah, but then after that, you know, now the shock is starting to come in.

00:07:00.640 I'm like waking everybody up in the house.

00:07:02.220 It was like, we need to go to the emergency room now.

00:07:04.100 So why this, you know?

00:07:06.060 I'm bleeding from my nuts. 1.00

00:07:08.960 God damn. 1.00

00:07:09.920 I have never – oh, God. 1.00

00:07:11.200 Your wife held off on the divorce until the next day.

00:07:14.300 Yeah, I wasn't even married.

00:07:15.360 I was messing around with a married chick at the time, but no, I wasn't even married then. 1.00

00:07:18.740 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:07:18.760 All right. 1.00

00:07:19.500 Dude, I – it actually kind of gives me some like – that calms my fears about like getting shot, because it would just be like, oh, I just had to take a shit afterwards. 0.99

00:07:29.060 That's it. 0.99

00:07:29.840 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:31.320 Yeah, it was –

00:07:32.280 Your ball falls into the toilet. 1.00

00:07:34.120 Wait, what the fuck just happened? 1.00

00:07:36.100 Yeah, it was pretty bad. 0.99

00:07:37.700 Once I got to the emergency room, like the doctors are all freaking out because they rarely ever get like gunshot wound coming in in the morning.

00:07:45.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:45.360 So the doctor, he's like, so on a pain scale from one to ten, I was like, dude, 40. 1.00

00:07:51.060 I shot myself in the fucking testicles. 1.00

00:07:53.780 I'm hurting. 1.00

00:07:54.120 So I'm guessing it went totally through.

00:07:56.040 Like you – so you didn't have to worry about any like internal bleeding.

00:07:58.540 Yeah.

00:07:59.000 Yeah.

00:07:59.400 It's – yeah, it basically destroyed the right testicle, clipped the vas, which you usually get to get a vasectomy, and came right out the bottom of the scrotum and then grazed my left thigh on the way out.

00:08:09.580 I don't – I don't even – to this day, I don't even know what happened to that bullet.

00:08:12.340 So it probably got lodged in the driveway somewhere.

00:08:15.080 Just never found it after that.

00:08:16.300 I spent like a good couple of weekends after I got out of the hospital like sitting there poking around in the driveway trying to find it because I was like, man, I really want that bullet.

00:08:23.260 I thought you were like trying to find the rest of your ball.

00:08:28.060 I can definitely use this.

00:08:29.700 It's point blank range, and I used a silver-tipped hollow point.

00:08:32.700 So I'm not a vampire or a werewolf.

00:08:34.800 I definitely know now.

00:08:36.120 The ball was just viscera all over the place.

00:08:38.540 Yeah.

00:08:38.880 It just – pink mist all over the place.

00:08:41.500 Pink mist.

00:08:44.300 Yeah.

00:08:44.660 It was one of those things.

00:08:45.880 And then the doctor is sitting there trying to examine it, and he was like – he's like, well, I hate to do this, but I got to check for bullet fragments.

00:08:52.200 And the way to do that is to stick my finger into the hole.

00:08:54.800 And I was like –

00:08:55.180 Oh! 0.60

00:08:56.060 I was like, can I get a shot of morphine first?

00:08:57.980 And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:59.160 We'll get the nurse in here to do that. 1.00

00:09:00.540 Well, he comes back like five minutes later, and the nurse still hasn't given me a shot of morphine.

00:09:04.040 And then just jams that gloved finger right in there. 1.00

00:09:06.900 And I cocked back to punch him in the face. 0.98

00:09:09.060 And like I had six nurses on top of me to keep me from hitting him. 0.55

00:09:12.100 And he was like, didn't they give you the morphine? 1.00

00:09:14.220 I was like, no, they didn't, you motherfucker. 1.00

00:09:16.060 And I was like, yeah, at that point, it was like that – the security guard is like trying to hold me. 1.00

00:09:22.140 I was going to kill that guy. 1.00

00:09:23.580 I was like, you motherfucker. 1.00

00:09:25.000 It's literally like the scene in like an action movie where like the villain like puts their finger in the bullet hole. 1.00

00:09:30.220 They like literally torture them.

00:09:32.160 Yes.

00:09:32.740 Like Tucker does it to you instead. 1.00

00:09:33.960 Except this is that, but like a porno version of it or something where you're getting fingered in your ball hole. 0.99

00:09:43.820 I think we might have arrived on the title of the episode, Finger in the Ball Hole. 0.99

00:09:47.200 In the Ball Hole.

00:09:47.740 Oh, man. 0.99

00:09:51.120 So we've had a bunch of crazy shit happen in the last couple weeks. 0.99

00:09:55.380 We had four Capitol Police officers just decided to commit suicide together. 0.99

00:10:00.040 Yeah.

00:10:00.360 Yeah.

00:10:00.840 Dude, it was crazy.

00:10:02.220 I had a joke today.

00:10:03.980 I was like they all killed themselves with a thin blue line.

00:10:07.040 I felt really good about that joke, but I didn't really get any traction, but I really liked it.

00:10:11.320 No, that's solid.

00:10:11.940 That's a good one.

00:10:12.680 That's a good one.

00:10:13.100 Yeah, like mine was that there are 1,996 to go.

00:10:19.940 Yeah, the Capitol Police is kind of like the model of what they want to do with your local cops.

00:10:24.480 So they want to nationalize them all under that kind of model.

00:10:27.300 So just be on the lookout for that one the next couple of years.

00:10:30.540 Jesus Christ.

00:10:31.880 It really is like, I mean, there's no way you can look at that and be like, yeah, this is totally coincidence.

00:10:37.820 And actually the things I would see, like they were saying what it was, they'd be like,

00:10:42.240 it's all of these like pundits, like writing pundits and like congressmen and everything that are saying they lie about like the insurrection.

00:10:52.480 And they're like, that's why they killed themselves.

00:10:53.940 They literally like made fun of them and therefore they're going to kill.

00:10:57.060 And it's like, okay, you're a cop, but if you kill yourself over jokes or just someone saying you're lying.

00:11:03.080 Like, yeah.

00:11:04.100 Yeah.

00:11:04.780 And the thing about the, yeah, the January 6th thing is that we have the reports where we know that there were people who were involved in it who were FBI.

00:11:15.180 And we also know that there were certain people who were involved in it who never got charged with anything.

00:11:21.840 So like, if you want to try to put two and two together, I mean, you could definitely question that, question what went on there.

00:11:28.520 And, you know, it's definitely possible that some FBI are actually involved in planning the thing.

00:11:34.140 I'm not saying that definitely happened, but it is possible.

00:11:36.440 And then with these four guys who committed suicide and I don't know how long it was, like it was two in like one day.

00:11:43.160 And I don't know what the other, when the other two happened, but.

00:11:46.320 Yeah.

00:11:46.940 Will Porter, who's the co-host of Conflicts of Interest, he's been reporting on the story.

00:11:52.220 And today he was like, you know, I thought it was really sad that two guys had killed themselves.

00:11:57.860 And then I was about ready to submit a report on the third guy.

00:12:01.080 And then all of a sudden I get now a new report of the fourth guy.

00:12:03.660 So he's like, I can't even tell you what exactly happened.

00:12:07.060 I was like, dude, and that nest of vipers, there's no telling.

00:12:09.780 Yeah.

00:12:09.900 Or actually, I think the news came out yesterday or today on the last two, but I think they actually happened like not that recently.

00:12:18.100 And I think the news just was delayed and it came out on.

00:12:20.640 And you could definitely question why these particular guys all committed suicide.

00:12:25.200 And, you know, is it a.

00:12:26.880 Have we checked to see if any of them are trans?

00:12:31.540 We're misgendering them the whole time.

00:12:33.660 Guys last dying breath.

00:12:36.840 And, you know, the guys.

00:12:38.160 Yeah.

00:12:38.800 Their last dying breath is like, just, you know, call me ma'am, please.

00:12:43.680 What would be really funny also if there was like, technically there was only 10, like for some reason there was only 10 cops at the intersection.

00:12:49.960 So actually 40% of them committed suicide.

00:12:52.580 That's what would be really funny too. 0.99

00:12:53.900 I was going to say, I wish the entire force was trans and then 800 of them would kill themselves. 1.00

00:12:59.080 Yeah, that's a, that would be a preferable. 0.92

00:13:03.640 You know, actually I would just really prefer that they quit their jobs and like go into private security and private investigations and actually, you know, help their fellow man.

00:13:11.200 Right.

00:13:11.640 Exactly.

00:13:12.620 Whatever.

00:13:13.880 Yeah.

00:13:14.120 So it's, it's just very suspicious.

00:13:16.580 It's, you know, the, when I was sitting there looking at Will Porter's tweet earlier and I was like, ah, there's like, there's no possible way.

00:13:23.780 I've heard of, you know, cancer clusters, you know, Boston airport after they get the rape scan things. 0.82

00:13:28.080 And, uh, you never get like a suicide cluster where a whole bunch of cops just decide to end it on the same, you know, within a few months time.

00:13:35.360 Right.

00:13:35.740 How many would have to actually commit suicide before actually like legit red flags would start popping up?

00:13:40.880 Like, okay.

00:13:41.580 You would think that number would be four.

00:13:43.720 I would say four.

00:13:44.620 I think four.

00:13:45.460 Yeah.

00:13:45.900 Like if there was one more, I mean, for us, honestly, it would be like three, I think like three, maybe two, even we would be like, oh, there's something going on here for the regular population.

00:13:56.360 Yeah. 0.98

00:13:56.800 I think it would be maybe even five or six and like the sixth one, like your normie, your aunt will be like, okay, what the fuck is going on? 0.98

00:14:04.040 Yeah. 0.69

00:14:04.480 Your, uh, your NCIS watching aunt would finally turn off, uh, Mark Harmon and say, you know, there's something strange going on here.

00:14:11.460 I was like, really?

00:14:13.320 Yeah.

00:14:13.760 And you see the norm.

00:14:14.700 I don't know if Twitter is that much of an indication of the entire population, but you see the normies on Twitter doing the same thing they were doing before.

00:14:21.520 And like, this is horrible.

00:14:23.360 One, six was an insurrection.

00:14:25.140 Yeah.

00:14:25.480 Yeah.

00:14:25.680 The insurrectionists are at fault for this.

00:14:28.520 And it's like, really, you don't even want to question, like, isn't this a little weird?

00:14:33.160 Like, maybe do you think maybe these guys could have had some information and maybe believe in the insurrection thing, you would still kind of want to know why four police officers decided to commit suicide in very quick succession.

00:14:47.540 You know, it's, to me, I mean, even if looking at it through like normie goggles, you'd have to say there's, there's definitely something amiss here that we need to find out what's going on.

00:14:57.060 Right.

00:14:57.660 Right.

00:14:57.840 They seem to just want to use it for confirmation bias.

00:15:00.000 It's just to be like, the insurrectionists are horrible and this is their fault. 0.97

00:15:03.800 Another really funny thing would be actually if they, like, you know, the whole two bullets in the back of the head thing, like committing suicide. 0.83

00:15:10.360 But also really funny is like, they actually did shoot two bullets, but just because their aim is really bad because they're cops.

00:15:15.760 And so they just missed the first time.

00:15:19.000 Yeah, they're kind of like stormtroopers, like the bullets are going all the way around.

00:15:21.980 Yeah.

00:15:22.400 Yeah, it's the Seth Rich thing, but I have seen, because I've watched some cop videos and there is probably the most entertaining one that I've seen is one where a cop gets scared by a dog.

00:15:32.060 They bust into this, like, drug house and there's nobody there, but there's a dog in the kennel and I'm just, like, hoping I'm just, like, don't shoot the dog, but come on.

00:15:38.840 They did not shoot the dog.

00:15:40.020 The dog barked, scared one of the cops, and he shot one of the other cops.

00:15:45.760 But nobody died, I don't think.

00:15:49.040 I found that one to be entertaining.

00:15:51.120 I've seen another one kind of like that.

00:15:52.780 I don't know if it's the same one, but, like, where they came in and, like, someone just jumped in front of the, like, just ran in front of the other cop and he just, like, just shot him, like, right there. 0.99

00:16:01.340 And then they walk out and be like, you fucking shot me. 0.99

00:16:04.260 God, it's so funny. 0.98

00:16:07.080 Yeah, I mean, it was, like, a few years ago when they had that guy at the Empire State Building opened up fire and then the cops showed up and they shot, like, a whole bunch of everybody else except for the guy who was,

00:16:15.460 originally shooting, you know, because they got that 12-pound trigger on a Glock.

00:16:19.640 You know, it doesn't make any sense.

00:16:21.220 Yeah, I just want to see some cops blow their own ball off. 1.00

00:16:26.500 Oh, you bastard. 1.00

00:16:27.320 Oh. 1.00

00:16:30.180 Only black balls, though. 1.00

00:16:33.540 Black balls matter. 1.00

00:16:38.620 Blue balls matter. 0.98

00:16:40.660 Oh, that's a great one. 0.97

00:16:43.020 I'm just thinking, do cops have blue balls? 0.97

00:16:45.460 Like, I don't know. 0.98

00:16:47.360 Thin blue balls. 0.93

00:16:49.000 Thin blue balls.

00:16:50.800 Well, there's another great episode title right there. 0.74

00:16:53.180 Thin blue balls.

00:16:53.720 Thin blue balls.

00:16:55.740 The whole 40% of cops thing. 0.98

00:16:57.900 I don't know if that fact means they're getting laid more often or less often. 0.99

00:17:02.480 Like, are they just beating their wives into submission so they're fucking them more or does it result in the best fucking? 0.99

00:17:07.540 I'm not really sure. 0.99

00:17:08.240 I guess we would have to go canvass all of the police wives in the United States, you know? 1.00

00:17:14.840 Yeah.

00:17:15.300 It's like, is he laying pipe on you on the regular or is this, you know?

00:17:19.100 Yeah, but maybe they're going to answer.

00:17:20.660 And by laying pipe, does he hit you with the lead pipe in the backyard?

00:17:23.900 Is that what he did?

00:17:25.300 What is this?

00:17:26.220 A game of Clue now?

00:17:27.260 Officer Rogers in the hallway with the lead pipe.

00:17:34.700 That's why I also tweeted out today I want to trademark domestic violence just to put the police out of business.

00:17:40.460 Yeah.

00:17:44.440 Do a little IP things with that little lawyer firm in Tyler, Texas that owns like a bunch of copyrights and patents and stuff.

00:17:53.120 And then they just patent troll everybody.

00:17:54.740 Yeah. 0.99

00:17:54.960 It's fucking crazy. 0.99

00:17:55.900 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:17:56.420 Yeah.

00:17:56.620 I saw that documentary because I heard the guy who made the documentary was on Tom Woods, I think, like, yeah, probably years ago at this point.

00:18:04.720 It's a pretty good movie.

00:18:06.420 Yeah.

00:18:06.640 You see how bad patent law really is with that.

00:18:09.280 These patent trolls can just pretty much just all they do is they have these shell companies that collect all these vague patents.

00:18:15.700 And then they'll just look for things that might violate that patent and go after them.

00:18:23.660 And it could be anything like, oh, you're creating.

00:18:25.480 They're creating some really vague software that just has like a certain menu to it or something.

00:18:31.340 Yeah.

00:18:31.760 They'll patent like legit features of like just software that comes around.

00:18:36.760 They're just like, yeah.

00:18:37.460 Sorry, you can't.

00:18:38.460 Yeah.

00:18:38.640 He's like, I mean, I know it's like just like a straw man, but it's like, oh, you can't use credit cards on this website because we have the patent to that. 0.99

00:18:45.960 It's like, okay, what the fuck?

00:18:46.880 It actually is pretty close to that because some of these patents have been around since like the 1980s and stuff like that. 0.95

00:18:53.060 And they're just so vague.

00:18:54.420 They encompass so much stuff.

00:18:55.740 That's why these patent trolls do it because then they can just look for things that might violate any part of that.

00:19:01.060 And it could be anything really.

00:19:02.840 Yeah.

00:19:03.060 Did you guys watch that show Silicon Valley?

00:19:06.200 I was about to guess about that.

00:19:07.420 Yeah, because they had a patent troll episode in there where everybody, every rock and roll song was based off of this one Mexican tune.

00:19:14.160 And even the lawyer had it like framed in his office.

00:19:18.140 Oh, yeah.

00:19:18.740 I forgot about that.

00:19:20.220 And then actually the ending of the episode was he found a different song that that other song was based off of that he stole from.

00:19:28.780 He was so like.

00:19:29.660 Spoiler, man.

00:19:31.060 Yeah.

00:19:31.320 Oh, yeah.

00:19:31.700 Sorry.

00:19:32.120 Sorry.

00:19:32.540 Yeah.

00:19:32.760 Sorry. 0.99

00:19:33.000 I've got to spoil like a fucking six year old show. 0.99

00:19:35.240 My bad. 0.99

00:19:35.740 Yeah.

00:19:36.320 Spoiler alert for an episode that came out five years ago.

00:19:39.860 Was it that long ago now?

00:19:41.600 Maybe it was.

00:19:42.760 Dude, it's time to go past so fast now. 0.89

00:19:45.680 Like, I mean, we're already halfway through fucking 2021. 0.97

00:19:49.720 Yeah. 0.98

00:19:50.060 We're on the downhill slope right now.

00:19:52.420 So.

00:19:53.460 Going back into lockdown, too.

00:19:54.660 So maybe it'll slow down during lockdown.

00:19:57.260 No, no, no.

00:19:57.860 It just speeds right up.

00:19:58.900 Yeah.

00:20:00.240 Thanks to CERN.

00:20:01.180 Did you ever did you guys ever see that little conspiracy theory?

00:20:03.740 Something happened at CERN now.

00:20:05.520 Now the earth is spinning faster on its axis.

00:20:07.460 You're talking about the Hadrian Clip glider.

00:20:10.600 Yeah.

00:20:10.780 Yeah.

00:20:10.960 Yeah.

00:20:11.400 Yeah.

00:20:12.260 By the way, I thought you meant Mike Cernovich.

00:20:13.900 And I was like, what a time preference.

00:20:15.540 Like, are you talking about or something?

00:20:17.680 I'm not talking about the moose mindset.

00:20:19.440 No.

00:20:20.780 Yeah.

00:20:21.020 The CERN, man.

00:20:22.040 That dude.

00:20:22.480 Is that what he's going by these days is the CERN?

00:20:27.220 I don't know.

00:20:28.020 Is that his wrestler name?

00:20:31.520 I don't know.

00:20:32.140 His wrestler name is my dad was a mechanic.

00:20:34.720 That's a mechanic.

00:20:36.780 My dad was a mechanic.

00:20:38.660 That was.

00:20:39.480 We talked about it last night on Tower Power, but that was just really funny.

00:20:42.560 I didn't catch that.

00:20:43.600 That tweet thread with Nick, but hearing about it is hilarious.

00:20:49.360 Yeah.

00:20:50.520 So wait, what's going on with CERN?

00:20:52.740 The rotation of the Earth?

00:20:54.620 Yeah.

00:20:54.860 There was like some kind of crazy story and I was like, just kind of like barely reading

00:20:58.140 it.

00:20:58.400 And it was like, something happened at CERN and now the Earth is actually spinning faster

00:21:02.740 on its axis. 0.99

00:21:04.180 So the first Hadrian Collider was in fucking Switzerland. 0.97

00:21:08.520 And so they did all that stuff. 0.95

00:21:09.520 It happened in like 2014.

00:21:11.500 And so they're like, all this bad stuff has been happening after they opened the Hadrian Collider

00:21:15.440 and did the first like fusion of like atoms by like smashing them together.

00:21:23.080 Yeah.

00:21:23.360 Yeah.

00:21:24.520 And that was after also, do you remember like the opening of it was when they were, they

00:21:27.920 had that really satanic ritual.

00:21:29.780 Do you remember that at all?

00:21:31.100 Yeah.

00:21:31.640 Yeah.

00:21:31.960 I think you're talking about angels and demons, man.

00:21:33.980 The sequel to the Da Vinci Code.

00:21:35.600 Is that what you're talking about?

00:21:36.340 No, dude, no, dude, no.

00:21:37.100 For real.

00:21:37.360 No, this was like a real thing.

00:21:40.180 No, if you look at it, you need to look it up if you haven't seen it.

00:21:42.240 So it's so like whenever they opened up the Hadrian Collider, they had like a, you know,

00:21:46.400 grand opening, but it was all super satanic.

00:21:49.440 They all had like, like goat skulls and like ram skulls with the horns.

00:21:56.280 And they did like these like satanic dance.

00:21:58.200 Oh, dude, it's super weird.

00:21:59.500 They have to look it up.

00:22:00.180 It's insane.

00:22:01.540 But it was like of the opening to like one of the most scientific breakthroughs we've

00:22:05.400 ever had.

00:22:06.080 And they're just like satanic stuff.

00:22:07.960 That's how it works.

00:22:08.800 You got to trust the science, man.

00:22:10.340 Trust the science.

00:22:10.920 Yeah, trust the science.

00:22:12.380 We got to love that.

00:22:12.820 You can't hate the Antichrist.

00:22:14.360 You can't do that.

00:22:16.180 Yeah, that's like one of those things.

00:22:17.440 It's like, well, we need to put on like a show to open all this up and then we'll turn

00:22:20.660 it over to some art director, you know, who is like constantly like licking his lips,

00:22:24.620 you know, just yes.

00:22:25.780 And then we're going to have dancers.

00:22:29.100 Yeah.

00:22:29.720 You have any spare kids around?

00:22:31.460 I am.

00:22:32.500 And we'll do it with a bunch of preteens.

00:22:35.560 Jesus.

00:22:36.320 It's also like, what's that?

00:22:37.620 It was a movie that was on Netflix for a while.

00:22:39.280 It might still be where it's a fake documentary or somebody infiltrates this group.

00:22:44.240 It's kind of supposed to be like the Bilderberg group type of thing.

00:22:46.720 And everybody's having these weird like satanic meetings where they're all wearing masks and 0.99

00:22:51.320 like antlers and shit. 0.97

00:22:52.800 And if I remember, you know what I'm talking about? 0.99

00:22:54.860 That sounds like a Netflix movie.

00:22:56.500 Yeah.

00:22:56.600 I think it's just called The Conspiracy, I want to say is the name of the movie, but

00:22:59.740 I can't remember.

00:23:01.000 I know in Eyes Wide Shut, they made fun of a lot of that.

00:23:02.960 So, yeah.

00:23:04.240 Yeah.

00:23:04.500 It was like, well, that is a password, but it is not the password.

00:23:07.960 Right.

00:23:12.080 Yeah.

00:23:12.400 It's kind of like one of those things you were watching it and it was like, okay, Nicole

00:23:14.780 Kidman, get naked. 1.00

00:23:16.180 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:23:18.660 Is she not naked in that one? 1.00

00:23:20.140 I can't remember.

00:23:20.780 I thought she was.

00:23:21.940 Yeah.

00:23:22.060 There's like a whole bunch of like side shots and everything, but never like anything like

00:23:25.080 full frontal.

00:23:26.000 So I never even watched Eyes Wide Shut.

00:23:27.920 So I'll probably need to hop on that.

00:23:29.840 Yeah.

00:23:30.080 There's definitely some, some strange stuff going on with that one.

00:23:33.020 Cause it was Kubrick's last movie and he kind of died, you know, suddenly before it

00:23:37.020 was even finished.

00:23:38.040 Yeah.

00:23:38.340 I think it's his worst film.

00:23:41.000 Yeah.

00:23:41.700 And then like anything else with Kubrick, they, you get all the conspiracy theorists, like

00:23:46.420 trying to break it down.

00:23:47.440 It was like, well, you know, he really meant this and you know, they actually filmed it

00:23:50.640 at a Rothschild castle and everything else.

00:23:52.840 So yeah.

00:23:53.120 And maybe, maybe he was, you know, killed off because of like Dr. Strange love and stuff.

00:23:57.500 Like that shit was pretty accurate. 1.00

00:23:59.600 Clock. 1.00

00:23:59.940 He did Clockwork Orange too, right?

00:24:01.640 That was.

00:24:02.380 Yeah.

00:24:02.860 Clockwork Orange.

00:24:03.740 Another one.

00:24:04.220 Yeah.

00:24:04.560 And of course the shining where he purposely deviated from Stephen King's novel.

00:24:10.880 Oh yeah.

00:24:11.560 Yeah.

00:24:11.800 Yeah.

00:24:12.900 And that was a lot of stuff in there.

00:24:14.060 Never watched The Shining, by the way.

00:24:14.860 Never watched. 0.98

00:24:15.880 You mean, you mean where he fucks the grotesque naked dead chick in the shower, right? 0.99

00:24:20.560 That's right. 0.99

00:24:22.280 Stephen King's like, I didn't do that.

00:24:24.020 Actually, the most I've watched of The Shining is from Ready Player One.

00:24:27.340 So that tells you what.

00:24:28.880 Yeah.

00:24:29.240 There was a, there was some pretty good little homage parts to that.

00:24:32.480 And then if you've ever watched Dr. Sleep, which is supposed to be the sequel to that, 0.96

00:24:38.160 that movie is fucking trippy as well. 0.88

00:24:40.320 Cause it's all like psychic warfare and everything else going on. 0.99

00:24:43.320 And of course the, the evil people in that movie have to feast on young people for their

00:24:48.700 essence.

00:24:50.280 Sounds, sounds like there, I mean, it's possible there's a little bit of truth to that too.

00:24:55.140 We don't know, man.

00:24:55.780 Alex Jones has been partially right about a lot of things.

00:25:00.520 Yeah.

00:25:02.060 Yeah.

00:25:02.460 And as much as I don't like.

00:25:04.140 Yeah.

00:25:04.360 I was going to say, are you a conspiracy theory guy?

00:25:06.100 Are you like a.

00:25:07.640 I am to a point, uh, I took a break from Alex Jones when, uh, Jack blood basically came

00:25:14.800 out and dished on him about all of the stuff that he was doing behind the scenes.

00:25:18.620 And then, yeah, if you just take strip away all of Alex Jones is hyperbole and, you know,

00:25:23.840 his big, you know, entertainer stick that he does, a lot of what he does do is actually 1.00

00:25:28.880 factually correct, but he'll say stupid shit. 1.00

00:25:31.700 Like I see stories like this every week. 1.00

00:25:33.340 And I was like, no, you didn't.

00:25:34.660 You saw one story this week.

00:25:36.700 Right.

00:25:37.640 Yeah.

00:25:37.920 And he goes, I've got the documents.

00:25:39.060 And then it's like the same 10 pages of past Bilderberg meetings that he'll just keep putting

00:25:44.280 out there.

00:25:44.680 Okay.

00:25:44.900 It was like, okay, well you have these documents.

00:25:46.900 I have the documents.

00:25:49.480 Yeah.

00:25:49.840 So Jack, Jack blood, uh, had, uh, subbed form a couple of times in the, uh, like early

00:25:55.060 two thousands, late nineties.

00:25:56.480 And, you know, his then wife, uh, who's now his ex-wife, you know, would call in and was

00:26:01.760 like, well, Alex doesn't want you to say this, this, and this.

00:26:03.880 And he's like, it's, is it my show right now?

00:26:06.080 You know, I'm the substitute and we're just doing the same stories, you know, that kind

00:26:09.660 of stuff.

00:26:09.980 And he would have his workers, uh, sign his name on the DVDs that went out.

00:26:13.340 So when you got your signed DVD copy, it probably wasn't signed by Alex Jones.

00:26:19.000 Yeah.

00:26:19.420 He had all kinds of skeevy stuff going on.

00:26:21.680 So yeah.

00:26:22.940 I mean, what can you expect?

00:26:24.000 Like all these guys, I mean, basically, I mean, anybody out there that is super big,

00:26:29.540 they just don't have time. 0.99

00:26:30.600 Like they don't have time to do like random shit. 0.98

00:26:32.380 Like they're not going to tell you that, like, you're not going to like, unless you 0.99

00:26:36.300 go up and get Anthony Samaroff, actually draw a dick on your, uh, on your book. 0.69

00:26:40.540 He's probably not actually signing your book.

00:26:42.580 I mean, I was going to say sometimes, uh, it might turn out that Louis CK isn't actually

00:26:46.240 signing your, you never know.

00:26:51.040 Yeah.

00:26:51.500 I can just see Anthony Samaroff.

00:26:52.680 He goes, you may have thought that I was signing my name in this UBI book that I wrote, 0.99

00:26:57.160 but no, I drew a picture of my dick. 0.99

00:26:59.180 He literally has, I didn't even draw it from memory. 1.00

00:27:04.500 I literally put my dick and outlined it. 0.99

00:27:08.620 He's only five, four. 0.99

00:27:10.040 So I'm pretty sure it can fit on a page, but I think even when he did that, I think he

00:27:13.640 still signed his name.

00:27:15.080 No, no, no, no. 0.99

00:27:15.920 Huge hog. 0.90

00:27:16.640 Huge hog. 0.77

00:27:19.060 You think he's walking around on two legs? 0.94

00:27:21.200 No, it's not.

00:27:25.560 Starts a myth with Anthony Samaroff.

00:27:27.440 I thought that'd be great.

00:27:30.400 Yeah.

00:27:30.740 He's got a huge one, man.

00:27:31.820 Well, we could ask, uh, was it Jose who was in the bathroom with him at, uh, at the Soho

00:27:37.440 forum debate?

00:27:38.500 Okay. 0.99

00:27:38.820 But how often are you, do you go to the bathroom actually to look at other people's dicks? 0.99

00:27:41.920 I mean, I never, ever, like, I just look at it. 0.99

00:27:45.420 It's straightforward.

00:27:46.520 I'm not.

00:27:47.540 Dude.

00:27:47.960 No, I know if it was Anthony Samaroff, I might though, but obviously you're right.

00:27:51.140 Like if some dude that comes into the bathroom, even if they start talking to you, I'm like, 0.99

00:27:54.800 dude, my dick's in my hand right now. 0.97

00:27:56.480 Like you at least wait until that's not the case. 1.00

00:27:58.680 Dude.

00:27:59.100 It is, uh, like, I love like just the stuff that happens in men's bathrooms, like the 1.00

00:28:03.300 unspoken rules in there.

00:28:04.660 I remember this one time, uh, we were, we had just watched, uh, we went to watch like

00:28:09.520 Star Wars episode seven or eight.

00:28:11.080 I can't remember which one it was in theaters.

00:28:12.920 And, uh, we, we were, I went to the bathroom afterwards, you know, after you watch the movie,

00:28:16.420 like you got pissed like a racehorse.

00:28:17.820 Oh yeah. 0.99

00:28:18.260 Go in there, pissing me. 0.94

00:28:20.280 And then like, I go to wash my hands and like, it was one of the sensor ones. 0.92

00:28:24.540 I put my hand on the sensor doesn't work and it doesn't work.

00:28:28.960 Yeah.

00:28:29.460 Another guy comes up, he puts his hand over the other one, doesn't work.

00:28:32.160 And the way that we look at each other and he just puts his like finger up to his mouth

00:28:35.500 and goes, and then like, we walk out the door laughing our ass off.

00:28:41.100 And it's like, never met this guy before, but he just looks at me and she goes, shh.

00:28:44.780 It's like, what do you think?

00:28:45.800 I'm the coolest guy ever.

00:28:47.280 Yeah.

00:28:47.560 Like I'm going to figure out who you are and then just tell somebody that you know that

00:28:51.720 you didn't wash your hands.

00:28:53.060 I just, I just love like this, this unspoken bod that like men have in the bathroom.

00:28:57.140 Like, it's just like, don't look at me.

00:28:59.340 And then also if anything weird is happening, like we get it.

00:29:02.620 Like we know, we just, we won't talk about it, but like our man sense knows.

00:29:07.740 Oh yeah.

00:29:08.100 Well, I like to break that big time.

00:29:10.000 Like I like to go into a bathroom that has like 20 urinals in it and with one guy peeing

00:29:14.380 in there and go stand at the urinal right next to him. 1.00

00:29:17.580 That's just because you're gay. 1.00

00:29:18.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:19.120 That's just legitimately because you're gay. 0.99

00:29:21.920 All right. 0.98

00:29:22.400 We got our first comment of the evening from Noah Kirby. 1.00

00:29:24.500 My dumb ass waiting on the tower gang YouTube, waiting for this shit to start. 1.00

00:29:28.040 There we go. 1.00

00:29:28.680 Oh, yeah.

00:29:29.940 What's the wrong channel?

00:29:32.140 When I tweeted it out, I said we were going to be crossing the streams.

00:29:36.020 Yeah.

00:29:37.300 I didn't say it like that because I didn't think of the joke then, but I said we were

00:29:40.240 going to be on our show.

00:29:41.860 Yeah.

00:29:42.220 One of my, one of my favorite things to do in the men's room, and this is just a life

00:29:46.100 bit for everybody to do at home.

00:29:47.640 It's called preschool peeing where you take your pants and your underwear, drop them all

00:29:51.400 the way down to your ankles and pick your shirt up all the way like that.

00:29:56.000 And you're just pissing just like that.

00:29:57.560 And you, it is so funny watching people walk in and like, I would imagine.

00:30:03.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:03.400 I guess you're not even holding, you're actually just holding, like you're just letting your dick 1.00

00:30:06.960 just hang and just wherever it goes. 1.00

00:30:08.840 Preschool pee. 0.99

00:30:09.320 Yeah.

00:30:11.680 Oh my God.

00:30:13.320 Yeah.

00:30:13.640 So my younger brother, he was a crypto linguist in the army for the, for South Korea. 0.99

00:30:19.380 And that's how they would fuck with the rock soldiers. 0.99

00:30:21.460 The Republic of Korea is they would all go to the latrine and preschool pee. 0.99

00:30:25.300 And apparently this has been a tradition since the sixties.

00:30:27.920 And so now I'm pretty sure there's Koreans who think that every American preschool piece 0.88

00:30:31.500 in the men's room.

00:30:32.560 That's so funny.

00:30:35.720 David, I should have done that because I had a Korean roommates in college. 0.99

00:30:39.500 And I, if I knew that, I definitely would have done that to his ass and just be like, 0.99

00:30:42.800 they would be like, Hey, what's up, dude? 1.00

00:30:44.380 Hey man, just taking a piss.

00:30:47.900 Yeah. 0.97

00:30:48.220 You're just like sitting there, just whizzing all over the place.

00:30:50.060 And it was like, Oh man, you never buy beer.

00:30:51.760 You just rent it.

00:30:52.420 Am I right?

00:30:52.940 You know, you ever go into the bathroom and there's a guy in there peeing and slap 1.00

00:30:57.340 his ass while he's doing it. 1.00

00:30:59.380 It's like, Oh man, man. 1.00

00:31:03.900 Can you just imagine just, you're just sitting there at the urinal and someone goes up.

00:31:06.740 All right.

00:31:07.340 Good effort, man. 0.92

00:31:08.300 I was like, get the fuck out of here. 0.97

00:31:10.000 What are you doing? 0.99

00:31:10.580 I would definitely do it if someone's preschool peeing though.

00:31:12.660 If they were preschool peeing, I would go up.

00:31:13.700 I mean, you have to at that point. 0.99

00:31:15.860 They're bare ass at that point. 0.99

00:31:17.380 I stick a finger in. 1.00

00:31:19.080 I'll be like, here you go.

00:31:20.180 Here you go, buddy.

00:31:21.340 Free processing exam for you.

00:31:24.400 Excellent guy.

00:31:25.000 This is going on TikTok.

00:31:26.080 Yeah, right.

00:31:27.520 Maybe it would wind up in their ball hole.

00:31:29.220 You never know. 0.81

00:31:32.140 Well, if they want to turn around and punch you, then you'll know for sure.

00:31:34.780 It went right into the ball hole. 0.95

00:31:36.740 Yeah.

00:31:38.480 Oh, I'm feeling a little bit tired.

00:31:40.220 Oh, I need some Lorenzotti coffee. 0.99

00:31:44.460 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:31:45.520 Look at that. 1.00

00:31:46.160 What a big pickup.

00:31:47.360 Official sponsor?

00:31:48.220 Because they are good, man.

00:31:49.380 Lorenzotti.

00:31:49.700 Yeah, they are an official sponsor and you can save 10% on your order if you put in RWAC

00:31:53.860 at checkout and any order over 15 bucks is automatically free shipping.

00:31:57.540 So there you go.

00:31:58.160 Ed Reed right in the middle.

00:31:59.080 There.

00:31:59.820 Lorenzotti.

00:32:00.400 I can attest they're very good Italian coffee.

00:32:03.340 Zach Lorenzotti is a solid dude.

00:32:05.580 Oh, yeah.

00:32:05.900 Yeah, that's a great company.

00:32:08.540 So definitely go out there and support your fellow liberty lovers, especially as coffee

00:32:12.040 drinkers.

00:32:12.920 So, yeah.

00:32:13.880 There you go.

00:32:14.780 My wife is a huge coffee fan. 1.00

00:32:16.140 Well, I'm a huge coffee fan, too.

00:32:17.300 So I need to get her like some. 0.98

00:32:18.800 Her birthday is actually coming up.

00:32:20.040 So I need to get something.

00:32:21.060 But I probably should get some Lorenzotti coffee for her. 0.71

00:32:23.780 Maybe that was a good gift.

00:32:24.100 Yeah, you should.

00:32:24.940 Yeah, it's good stuff.

00:32:26.440 Definitely should.

00:32:27.020 Yeah, it's like I started a new job yesterday and I go into the office and I was like looking

00:32:33.140 around.

00:32:33.460 I see a coffee maker and I see filters, but I don't see any coffee.

00:32:36.500 So I'm like poking my head around, talking to the engineer.

00:32:38.840 I was like, do you all have coffee?

00:32:39.780 And he goes, nobody drinks it here.

00:32:41.400 I was like, what?

00:32:43.780 I've never heard of an engineer that doesn't drink coffee.

00:32:46.180 That is the weirdest thing.

00:32:48.240 Yeah, he just like holds up his mug and it's just like some tea.

00:32:51.620 And he was like, yeah, I'm just drinking tea, man.

00:32:53.240 I was like, wow.

00:32:55.200 Okay.

00:32:55.740 So, yeah.

00:32:57.400 So I definitely brought some coffee in there today.

00:32:59.520 I'm almost like, we're going to remedy this situation right now.

00:33:02.740 At my last job before I got doxxed and I got fired.

00:33:09.340 Dave got doxxed.

00:33:10.620 Yeah, my name got doxxed and fired from his job.

00:33:14.580 But I, so they had a regular coffee maker or whatever and everybody had coffee every

00:33:18.660 morning and they always had like, there was this like one other, like basically an espresso

00:33:23.120 maker.

00:33:23.720 I was like, what is that?

00:33:24.800 And they're like, oh, that's just like our, like we got this and, but no one uses it.

00:33:29.700 And I was like, can I use it?

00:33:30.940 And they're like, yeah, sure.

00:33:32.080 We bought it like a couple of years ago for like $2,000.

00:33:34.920 Yeah.

00:33:35.120 Like a Nespresso.

00:33:36.360 Yeah.

00:33:36.500 They're not cheap.

00:33:38.220 It was like a legit one.

00:33:39.460 And I was just like, okay.

00:33:41.000 And then it was like the best coffee.

00:33:42.100 Like I got like good coffee and I put it, it was like the best coffee I ever had every

00:33:45.400 morning. 1.00

00:33:45.780 And everybody else is like drinking that stupid, like drip cup. 1.00

00:33:48.300 This is like perfect espresso. 1.00

00:33:50.520 Oh, so good.

00:33:51.340 Yeah.

00:33:51.620 Yeah.

00:33:51.820 People are using the Keurig.

00:33:52.400 It's literally the thing I miss the most.

00:33:54.420 Well, it's the amount of effort that it takes.

00:33:56.140 Cause the Keurig is really fast within the Nespresso.

00:33:59.500 Cause my company actually has both.

00:34:00.700 The Nespresso, you have to maintain that thing, man.

00:34:03.260 And like every day there's at least, I think a half hour maintenance involved to clean 0.99

00:34:07.280 it and refill the milk and all the shit. 0.98

00:34:10.220 And I don't care about the milk part of it. 0.99

00:34:11.640 Cause I just drink black straight espresso.

00:34:13.860 I'm not racist.

00:34:14.860 So that's why I do that.

00:34:17.100 It's like, I like my coffee black.

00:34:19.080 Come on now.

00:34:20.000 Yeah.

00:34:20.220 Yeah.

00:34:20.440 There was that old, um, I can't remember the YouTuber anymore, but he was pretty big

00:34:24.120 and he was like, he had that whole, um, he had like a whole bit.

00:34:28.200 It was like a, um, a funny song called don't drink that racist coffee.

00:34:32.060 And it was just like, some like it black, some like it white. 0.59

00:34:34.760 I like, I drink it both.

00:34:35.860 So I don't get flack.

00:34:36.880 And it was just like, he puts a little creamer in it.

00:34:39.960 So it's nice and Brown.

00:34:43.960 Say, look, this is Dwayne, the rock Johnson.

00:34:46.260 This is how Brown you want it. 0.94

00:34:48.040 I like when they always like equate it to somebody's skin color and you're like, no,

00:34:52.920 it needs to be Wesley Snipes black.

00:34:54.500 That's yeah.

00:34:55.520 That's how dark it needs to be.

00:34:57.620 Yeah.

00:34:58.780 I once had some Argentinian coffee. 0.99

00:35:00.560 My, my grandparents went down there and they brought it back and that shit came out like 1.00

00:35:04.120 oil. 1.00

00:35:04.840 Like it was literally like viscous coming out.

00:35:07.340 I was like, this is like the craziest coffee I've ever seen.

00:35:09.660 It was so black and literally looked like it was viscous.

00:35:12.580 It was delicious though.

00:35:13.840 Oh yeah.

00:35:14.300 Yeah.

00:35:14.560 Yeah.

00:35:14.780 Yeah.

00:35:15.020 Yeah.

00:35:15.080 Uh, there's one particular type that I really like and it's not, everybody has it.

00:35:19.740 It's called honey process and it comes from Guatemala.

00:35:22.020 When they do the roasting, they leave like this, uh, sticky kind of substance on the bean

00:35:27.160 and that ends up coming out, tasting like Brown sugar and chocolate after you brew it. 0.95

00:35:31.500 It's super fucking good, but it's expensive. 0.93

00:35:34.420 They come all over the coffee. 0.98

00:35:36.480 Yeah.

00:35:36.620 Yeah.

00:35:36.820 Yeah.

00:35:36.960 Yeah.

00:35:37.060 Yeah.

00:35:37.140 Yeah.

00:35:37.200 Yeah.

00:35:37.220 Yeah.

00:35:37.260 Yeah.

00:35:37.280 Yeah.

00:35:37.300 Yeah.

00:35:37.340 Yeah.

00:35:37.380 Yeah.

00:35:37.460 Yeah.

00:35:37.480 Yeah.

00:35:37.500 Yeah.

00:35:37.860 Yeah.

00:35:37.900 Yeah.

00:35:38.400 Yeah.

00:35:38.960 Yeah.

00:35:39.000 Yeah.

00:35:39.400 Yeah.

00:35:39.520 Yeah.

00:35:40.040 Yeah.

00:35:40.560 Yeah.

00:35:41.040 Yeah.

00:35:45.080 And you're sure that wasn't civic coffee, right? 1.00

00:35:48.320 Where's that shit from again? 1.00

00:35:49.980 That's from Indonesia. 1.00

00:35:50.960 I've had it.

00:35:51.580 It's definitely worth the $500 a cup that you're going to pay for. 0.99

00:35:54.660 Oh, that's, that's the, the bat shit one, right? 0.99

00:35:56.940 No. 0.99

00:35:57.180 The little civic is a little, like a little cat, a little cat creature.

00:36:00.020 Oh, yeah.

00:36:00.340 It's a cat.

00:36:00.800 Yeah.

00:36:01.040 It eats the beans.

00:36:02.260 Yeah.

00:36:02.520 It eats the beans.

00:36:03.200 It ferments the beans in its gut and then it shits them out.

00:36:06.080 Yeah.

00:36:06.300 I thought a civet was like, yeah, it's, I thought it was a primate, but maybe I'm wrong

00:36:10.280 about that.

00:36:11.740 I don't know.

00:36:12.700 It's probably like in some family tree or something like that.

00:36:15.220 It's like, it's very good, very expensive.

00:36:18.880 So I've always wanted to try that one too, because I've always heard like it was just like

00:36:22.960 an experience, but yeah.

00:36:24.840 When I lived in Houston, one of my friends was like a huge coffee nerd and he would get

00:36:29.020 that stuff for like a thousand dollars, you know, for like basically enough for a couple

00:36:32.960 of cups.

00:36:33.320 And he would always invite me over and we would split the difference.

00:36:36.300 Oh my God.

00:36:38.340 It was so good.

00:36:39.160 But you're like, it's like, man, I don't see how people could just drink this every

00:36:42.880 day.

00:36:43.700 No. 0.99

00:36:44.420 Knowing that it might have an animal's butthole. 0.97

00:36:47.600 Maybe I should get some now that I'm not spending a ton of money on alcohol anymore. 0.95

00:36:51.680 Replace the whiskey with something else.

00:36:53.760 So I would love to see like your budget for alcohol every month, like before you were

00:36:58.500 sober. 0.96

00:36:59.480 It must have been ridiculous. 0.98

00:37:01.740 It was. 0.81

00:37:02.120 I'm sure that it was over a thousand a month.

00:37:09.460 I would, I would guess.

00:37:11.240 Probably.

00:37:12.060 Yeah.

00:37:13.180 Lightweight.

00:37:15.620 No, dude. 0.98

00:37:16.240 It was fucking hard every night. 0.98

00:37:19.780 It was like, yes, you were. 0.99

00:37:22.020 And I don't even want to hear that because it was literally every night, like two in the

00:37:26.460 morning, absolutely sloshed, like just on voice chat.

00:37:32.060 Well, yeah, just, I stayed up late those nights, but it was usually, I would do like

00:37:36.940 Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, usually.

00:37:40.240 And then like we started doing this show on Monday.

00:37:42.120 So I was drinking during that on Monday.

00:37:43.700 So it became, yeah, it was like more than half of the days of the week.

00:37:48.220 Four days of the week.

00:37:50.120 Yeah.

00:37:50.860 And I would have several beers each time.

00:37:54.240 Probably.

00:37:54.540 In the early 2000s, I was getting a big bottle of Jack Daniels every couple of days and just

00:38:01.200 drinking all of it.

00:38:02.200 You know how bad it's got to be for a Walmart employee to like be concerned for your well-being?

00:38:07.660 You're there at 2.30 in the morning and it's the same one who always works overnights.

00:38:14.120 And she's like, are you okay, honey?

00:38:15.520 It was like, no, no, no, no, I'm going to go home and drink my feelings.

00:38:21.940 One of my favorite like stories, I can't remember what rocker it was.

00:38:25.860 It was some like old, it was either.

00:38:29.280 Yeah.

00:38:29.460 I think it was an old, like hard, like guy that used to play rock, rock musician.

00:38:32.680 And he like, he got diabetes from drinking Jack and Cokes too much.

00:38:36.060 Like he literally drank Jack and Cokes so much.

00:38:38.580 He got diabetes from it and had to get, had to switch to diet Coke and Jack. 0.99

00:38:43.280 I was like, damn. 0.99

00:38:45.260 Man, down here in Louisiana, can you imagine drinking until they gave you the sugar? 0.99

00:38:49.660 You know, cause that's what they call it.

00:38:51.080 It's like, oh mama, I got the sugar.

00:38:56.660 Louisiana, probably an entire state that has diabetes, I assume.

00:39:00.560 Dude, we've got drive-through decorate shops down here.

00:39:03.060 Yeah, it's just insane.

00:39:06.360 Also, daiquiris are delicious.

00:39:07.980 I don't care if they're a girl drink, they're so good.

00:39:10.240 I love daiquiris.

00:39:11.600 Well, it's allegedly, it's supposed to be a closed container, right?

00:39:15.420 But so this is how they do it.

00:39:16.600 So they give you the styrofoam cup, the little plastic lid, and the hole where the straw goes

00:39:21.020 has got a piece of scotch tape over it.

00:39:23.580 That's how they count it as a closed container.

00:39:25.660 So yeah, these are like DUI shops, obviously. 0.98

00:39:32.220 And if you get a daiquiri, by the way, you're pretty gay. 0.99

00:39:35.360 Yeah. 0.99

00:39:35.740 No, daiquiris are delicious.

00:39:38.520 I love them.

00:39:39.200 Dude, they're rum, right?

00:39:40.960 I like rum.

00:39:41.500 I like rum and fruit, and I'm not opposed to it.

00:39:43.680 There's rum ones, and there's vodka ones.

00:39:45.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:46.980 Like the biggest one down here is like, they call it the gator.

00:39:50.080 And it's like green, and they use Everclear and rum.

00:39:56.140 So by the time you've gotten about halfway done with it, you're like, oh, that's actually

00:40:00.760 pretty tasty.

00:40:01.620 It's got a nice little lime flavor.

00:40:02.740 And then all of a sudden, it's like...

00:40:04.760 And then you crash the car.

00:40:07.480 Yeah.

00:40:08.900 Dude, it's like also, I guess you definitely know what a hand grenade is, too.

00:40:14.660 Oh, yes.

00:40:15.020 I haven't had your fair share, dude.

00:40:16.920 Yes, I've been to Pat O'Brien's on a few occasions.

00:40:20.480 I'm not a big hand grenade fan, but my wife loves them.

00:40:24.440 And I can't, like, especially after, like, going out there and throwing up after having

00:40:28.660 it.

00:40:28.880 I can't even have her drink it anymore.

00:40:30.500 Now, are those not specific to one place on Bourbon Street?

00:40:34.760 No.

00:40:35.100 I mean, you can pretty much get those anywhere on Bourbon Street.

00:40:37.940 Yeah.

00:40:38.380 The hand grenades.

00:40:39.500 The other big thing is the Yard of Beer, where they serve it to you in a glass that's

00:40:43.720 about a yard long. 0.99

00:40:46.140 Damn. 0.99

00:40:47.580 I didn't know about that. 0.99

00:40:48.580 Yeah, that's...

00:40:49.800 Yeah, the Yard of Beer.

00:40:51.340 It's, like, it's more than half my height.

00:40:53.440 Like, yeah, give me that beer.

00:40:56.520 A Yard is 36 inches.

00:40:58.200 That's three feet.

00:40:59.920 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:01.340 Literally over half of Toad's height, by the way.

00:41:03.400 Yeah.

00:41:04.100 Yeah, that's...

00:41:05.020 I'm not...

00:41:05.620 Yeah, joking about that.

00:41:08.340 Toad's a heel head.

00:41:09.280 My height, also.

00:41:10.780 I'm less than six foot.

00:41:12.660 Yeah.

00:41:12.940 I'm six foot one, so it's less than half of my height.

00:41:15.560 So, there you go.

00:41:17.140 Yeah, I remember...

00:41:18.040 So, we went to...

00:41:19.620 Which, by the way, I guess whenever we go to New Orleans again, we'll have to...

00:41:22.320 I'll have to hit you up.

00:41:22.980 I don't know how close you are to New Orleans. 0.72

00:41:24.180 And also, I need to hit...

00:41:24.760 Oh, I am 45 minutes away.

00:41:26.340 It's, like, down the road and down the interstate from me.

00:41:28.720 Oh, okay, cool.

00:41:29.260 Because I'll hit you up.

00:41:30.680 Because you and Nick, because, like, whenever we go there.

00:41:33.440 But, like, we went there one time.

00:41:35.860 And, you know, I got a hand grenade.

00:41:37.520 My wife got a hand grenade. 1.00

00:41:38.780 And, like, she downed hers, like, almost immediately.

00:41:41.580 And I'm still sitting on my head.

00:41:41.800 Oh, that's dangerous.

00:41:43.040 I don't really like it.

00:41:46.460 And she was like, here, I'll take it.

00:41:47.620 And downs that one, too.

00:41:49.100 And I was like, you're going to be gone.

00:41:52.220 What's actually in the hand grenade?

00:41:54.120 Because I know I've seen them.

00:41:55.620 I should go to New Orleans, I guess.

00:41:56.920 I know I've seen them.

00:41:57.660 And I think they're usually in a green, like, literal hand grenade.

00:42:01.540 Yeah, I mean, it's like a hand grenade-shaped cup.

00:42:03.680 Yeah, and everything.

00:42:04.360 And usually there's actually a little bitty hand grenade on the inside of it, too.

00:42:07.520 That you take out and you throw up into the ceiling.

00:42:11.480 Yeah.

00:42:12.140 Yeah, they have all kinds of stuff.

00:42:13.980 You pull a pin out.

00:42:15.560 It's so popular that they have it on tap.

00:42:18.360 So, like, they literally, like, take it out.

00:42:19.780 It's like, you know how they have the little drink gun?

00:42:22.700 Like, it's one of the buttons on the drink gun.

00:42:25.140 Yeah, it's like pre-sang grenade.

00:42:26.340 It's a free mix.

00:42:27.760 Yeah, it makes it way faster, probably.

00:42:29.520 What the hell did they put in that, though?

00:42:31.860 Do we know?

00:42:32.980 Well, I've got the Compendium of All Human Knowledge, also known as a phone.

00:42:37.740 You have the internet?

00:42:38.640 What?

00:42:39.080 I know.

00:42:39.980 It's crazy.

00:42:41.280 All right.

00:42:41.600 So, according to the old Wikipedia, it is made with vodka, rum, gin, and melon liqueur.

00:42:48.340 Sold frozen or on the rocks exclusively through five licensed nightclub bars in New Orleans.

00:42:54.040 First quarter.

00:42:55.160 Yeah, so it's one of those drinks where they take a bunch of different alcohols and throw

00:42:58.000 them in there.

00:42:58.660 Like, kind of what they do with a Long Island, but half that.

00:43:02.220 By the way, a Long Island is my favorite drink, too.

00:43:06.260 Yeah, Long Islands are nice.

00:43:08.280 That's another one that's got a lot of high alcohol content. 0.86

00:43:11.060 You don't really know what's about to happen after you've got your third one in you.

00:43:13.700 And usually, it's literally, like, the cheapest way to get drunk.

00:43:17.320 If you, like, want to get drunk, it's so cheap.

00:43:18.920 Because, like, one of the Long Island is, like, you know, I mean, depending on where you're

00:43:21.380 at, like, five, six bucks.

00:43:22.860 Yeah.

00:43:23.300 If you get, like, two or three of those in you, you're gone.

00:43:26.520 Like, you're done.

00:43:27.500 Isn't it all just, like, it's a bunch of, it's a ton of different liquors, at least

00:43:30.700 six of them, I think, and Coke, right?

00:43:32.420 Yeah, it's literally all liquor and just one, like, little bitty, like, shot of Coke.

00:43:37.600 And they put it in there, and they mix it up.

00:43:39.800 Yeah, they show the Coke to the glass, and then they just put the Coke away.

00:43:46.240 Somebody, they open up the Coke, and they just, like, fan the things towards it, and

00:43:51.800 then that's about it.

00:43:52.140 Just, like, tap it really quick.

00:43:53.560 It's like, and a little shot of Coke.

00:43:54.880 There you go.

00:43:55.480 And that's how I used to do the Jack and Cokes, so. 0.66

00:43:58.780 Yeah, you got to be careful around here in Baton Rouge, because the, the

00:44:02.240 casino ships, when you tell them Jack and Coke, all of the drinks are free, and 0.90

00:44:06.080 they heavy pour that shit, and you're, like, so drunk at the slot machines, and 0.99

00:44:10.120 you're, like, I've had three of these. 1.00

00:44:11.840 This shouldn't be doing this to me.

00:44:13.780 Dude, listen, I was so mad.

00:44:15.140 I went to a casino in Mississippi, and we went out down to.

00:44:21.500 Well, that was your first mistake.

00:44:22.400 You were in Mississippi.

00:44:23.480 Yeah, we went to Mississippi, and, like, the drinks, yeah, it was in Biloxi.

00:44:27.540 The drinks weren't free.

00:44:29.260 And so, like, and they were actually really expensive.

00:44:30.480 Well, it's lame.

00:44:30.860 They don't even know how to do casinos, right?

00:44:32.640 Jesus.

00:44:32.800 Yeah, and they, and actually, the drinks were pretty expensive. 0.99

00:44:35.600 I was like, this is bullshit.

00:44:37.080 I was like, I was like, okay, I guess I'm just gonna buy, like, this, like, $8 Jack and 1.00

00:44:42.740 Coke.

00:44:43.720 Yeah, I mean, this is casino management 101.

00:44:46.460 You just give them alcohol for free, and they spend more money at the tables.

00:44:50.620 Right, not only do they spend more money, but they're gonna be under the influence, so

00:44:53.400 they're probably gonna not know what they're doing.

00:44:55.280 They're not gonna be as good at the game, so, yeah.

00:44:58.320 Yeah.

00:44:58.540 It's a double whammy.

00:44:59.260 It's why they do it.

00:44:59.860 Come on.

00:45:00.780 It's probably because we went to the Hard Rock is probably the problem.

00:45:03.420 They went to the Hard Rock and Blox and where we went, so.

00:45:06.460 Corporate.

00:45:07.600 Yeah, we went to, like, the, yeah.

00:45:10.360 The best part of the night was me being able to buy a cigar there and smoke it inside, so

00:45:14.460 that was literally the best part.

00:45:16.280 Yeah.

00:45:16.860 They still have that carve-out down here in Louisiana.

00:45:18.960 Even though we're not allowed to smoke indoors anywhere else, like, the casinos all of a sudden

00:45:22.500 got a waiver for that, so.

00:45:24.480 It's like everything you walk in there, it's all cigarette smoke.

00:45:28.140 Yeah.

00:45:28.940 Yeah, same thing with Vegas, and I've never been to the Hard Rock in Vegas, even though

00:45:33.160 I've probably been to half of the casinos, at least the ones on the Strip, and maybe half

00:45:37.880 of the ones in old Vegas who have never been to the Hard Rock, which is one of the ones

00:45:41.620 on the Strip. 1.00

00:45:42.140 But, fuck that place. 1.00

00:45:45.320 Yeah, I grew up as a little kid in Nevada, so Vegas was our summer vacation. 1.00

00:45:50.700 We would drive down there every August, because they would have hot August nights, where they

00:45:53.680 have all the old hot rods that go up and down the Strip, because they closed off the street.

00:45:57.160 Yeah, it was great.

00:45:58.080 I was back when the mob runned it.

00:45:59.460 It was so good. 1.00

00:46:00.240 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:46:00.800 Yeah, the Flamingo. 0.99

00:46:01.720 I've stayed in the Flamingo, and I've had drinks outside of the Hard Rock, but I'm like,

00:46:04.920 I'm not going to go in there.

00:46:06.980 I'm going to go with some other casinos. 0.99

00:46:08.440 You'll have to take me to a good casino, where we can fucking play some slots, play 0.99

00:46:14.240 some blackjack. 0.98

00:46:15.400 Yeah, the Harrah's in New Orleans, it's a land-based casino, and I think it's like the

00:46:19.520 only one in Louisiana, because all the rest of them are on riverboats.

00:46:22.700 Oh, yeah, okay.

00:46:23.460 But, yeah, it's not too bad.

00:46:24.820 It's not too bad.

00:46:25.440 They give you pretty generous pours on all the drinks there, too.

00:46:29.120 Do they have the showgirls at that one, like they do at the Vegas one, or no? 0.53

00:46:33.700 I mean, they're probably going to be New Orleans showgirls, so... 0.94

00:46:37.020 So they're all, they all have diabetes.

00:46:41.020 You see the C-section scars.

00:46:44.780 Let's put it this way, the show at 7 o'clock is going to be much better than the one at

00:46:48.500 like 10, you know what I mean?

00:46:51.160 Got the B-team on at 10.

00:46:54.220 He's talking about 7 a.m. during a breakfast buffet.

00:46:59.140 Which, by the way, that's the only reason why you live in Vegas, is for the breakfast

00:47:03.120 buffet for like five bucks, you know?

00:47:05.460 Yeah.

00:47:07.160 I've never been to Las Vegas, and I've heard like all of the buffets there are so good. 0.97

00:47:12.360 Oh, yeah, they're ridiculous.

00:47:13.820 It's fine dining, but it's super cheap, and there's so much food. 0.97

00:47:17.460 Yeah, you know, growing up as a little kid in Reno, sometimes we would get our dinner

00:47:21.280 at the casinos for their buffets, because they were all like, you know, back in the 80s,

00:47:26.220 so it was like two bucks, all that you can eat, and we would be going in there, and it's

00:47:29.600 like, okay, ribs, ribs, just keep piling the ribs on the plate.

00:47:33.340 Yeah, you can get steaks for, get them very inexpensively there.

00:47:38.460 Yeah, it's all pretty good stuff, man.

00:47:40.360 It's because it's at the casino, and they know you're blowing a ton of money elsewhere,

00:47:43.440 so you get some inexpensive food.

00:47:46.400 Yeah, when I lived in Houston, the best buffets in town were at the strip clubs.

00:47:51.800 I've heard that, too.

00:47:52.580 I've heard that, like, they always hear that, like, the best food, and, like, these small,

00:47:56.160 like, if there's a small podunk town, like, if they have, like, one strip club, they're

00:47:59.480 like, oh, yeah, we go there for lunch, because they have the best wings.

00:48:02.100 Well, yeah.

00:48:03.520 I mean, Houston is a huge city, but in Houston, you also, you have strip clubs that are literally 0.97

00:48:07.760 right next to houses that are, like, in the middle of amusement parks and shit, because 0.99

00:48:11.480 they have no zoning laws, which is fucking awesome. 0.96

00:48:14.400 Yeah, it's really good. 0.96

00:48:16.180 Yeah.

00:48:16.780 It's base.

00:48:17.620 It's like an handicap dream. 1.00

00:48:19.160 Yeah, it's an handicap dream over there.

00:48:20.620 It's like, oh, well, we've got this strip club. 0.99

00:48:22.240 Like, maybe two miles away, right next to the Presbyterian church.

00:48:26.460 Oh, yeah.

00:48:26.780 Which is literally, like, what people, like, also always, if you say something, you shouldn't

00:48:31.300 have zoning laws to be like, well, then they'll just have strip clubs right across from a daycare 0.99

00:48:36.240 center.

00:48:36.960 Just like, okay.

00:48:38.000 I mean.

00:48:38.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:39.260 What's the fucking problem? 1.00

00:48:41.100 What's the problem? 1.00

00:48:42.260 Yeah.

00:48:42.440 Growing up in Reno, there was a literal whorehouse a mile away from my elementary school. 1.00

00:48:48.600 So in my hometown, it is nothing like that, but I mean, just the same amount of stink.

00:48:54.920 There was a wastewater facility right across from a public school.

00:48:58.560 So yeah, it kills me about wastewater treatment, because that's like my bread and butter, because

00:49:03.120 I'm, you know, in civil engineering.

00:49:04.540 And sometimes we have to design wastewater.

00:49:07.380 Yeah.

00:49:07.740 That's what I meant, too.

00:49:08.960 I didn't realize that.

00:49:10.000 Yeah.

00:49:10.260 Yeah.

00:49:10.520 So it gets pretty fun.

00:49:11.760 It's like, when you look at, like, all the wastewater treatment plants in France, they all have

00:49:15.280 to be indoors so that the smell doesn't go outside.

00:49:17.940 And I'm trying to figure out why we're not copying that over here.

00:49:22.000 Yeah.

00:49:22.520 So we do everything so cheap.

00:49:25.100 And also for years.

00:49:26.860 Like, I mean, you got to think all the, every, like, wastewater plant has been, like, been

00:49:30.260 around for, like, 50 years now.

00:49:32.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:32.940 Everybody's doing, especially in the South, it's all, like, super old wastewater plants.

00:49:36.840 So.

00:49:36.940 Yeah.

00:49:37.860 Dude, I can talk about, I didn't realize you were a civil engineer, in the civil engineering.

00:49:41.080 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:41.780 I'm a CAD monkey, so.

00:49:43.360 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:49:44.160 Damn it. 0.99

00:49:44.660 If you told me that, I would have, like, I'm about to take over this podcast and just talk 1.00

00:49:48.340 about random CAD and civil engineering shit. 0.83

00:49:50.280 Well, for that day, we're going to have to do another one about an architecture, so. 0.97

00:49:54.540 I swear to God, because, like, I, literally, I mean, I design subdivisions.

00:50:00.760 I do.

00:50:01.100 That's currently what I'm doing right now, so we're.

00:50:03.340 Water, wastewater, doing sewer modeling, water modeling.

00:50:09.560 I mean, all that kind of stuff.

00:50:10.780 That's awesome.

00:50:11.340 Yeah, my last job was a huge federal contractor.

00:50:15.780 So the Friday, that was my last day.

00:50:17.520 They had this big meeting.

00:50:18.440 It was like, well, Biden just mandated that all federal contractors have to get vaccinated.

00:50:22.600 And we're still looking at, our legal department is looking at it.

00:50:25.860 And I was like, whew, dodged a bullet there.

00:50:29.260 Jesus.

00:50:30.820 Because I heard about that he was going to make all the federal employees.

00:50:33.860 I didn't realize he was going to make all the contractors, too, because that's even,

00:50:37.980 that's huge.

00:50:38.660 That's a far bigger amount of federal contractors.

00:50:44.300 Yeah.

00:50:44.460 It's way more people, yeah.

00:50:45.520 Yeah.

00:50:45.700 I'm going to have to put on my Alan Stevo hat.

00:50:47.600 And if anybody hasn't read his stuff, he basically tells you how to get around the

00:50:53.420 mask mandates and vaccine stuff like that.

00:50:56.320 So yeah, definitely.

00:50:57.320 I raised my hand during that Zoom meeting and it was like, yes, Eric.

00:51:01.660 And I was like, will there be any exemptions for this?

00:51:04.760 Because I have an underlying health issue.

00:51:07.100 I can't take the vaccine safely.

00:51:09.680 And my boss was like, standing up looking at me.

00:51:11.860 I have one ball.

00:51:12.640 I definitely can't take the vaccine.

00:51:15.420 But I'd be like, I'm pregnant.

00:51:17.320 So I can't.

00:51:20.480 Dude, I might be able to get around it.

00:51:22.740 I don't know.

00:51:23.200 I think I probably have some issue that would preclude me from actually getting it.

00:51:27.920 I don't know.

00:51:28.320 Like, I have blood clotting issues, potentially.

00:51:30.640 Yeah.

00:51:30.920 I have a stroke, so.

00:51:32.920 Just say you're a Jehovah's Witness and just be like, I'll take it. 1.00

00:51:36.640 It's against my religion. 1.00

00:51:37.940 My religion is called fuck you-ism. 1.00

00:51:41.040 Fuck you-ism. 1.00

00:51:42.940 My religion is ANCAP-ism. 1.00

00:51:44.960 Like, I'm an ANCAP.

00:51:46.740 I actually have a legit medical reason for not taking it.

00:51:50.480 It was called Hashimoto's thyroiditis.

00:51:52.840 So it was kind of fun talking to my androchronologist about this.

00:51:56.340 I was like, should I be getting this?

00:51:57.280 He goes, no.

00:51:58.260 No, no, no, no, no.

00:51:59.080 Stay away from it.

00:52:00.540 If I need to write something down to give to somebody.

00:52:02.940 That's actually pretty cool.

00:52:04.040 Like, your doctor was actually like, don't take it.

00:52:06.800 That's actually a religion.

00:52:07.580 Luckily, I've got one of those young doctors that still does a lot of reading and kind of

00:52:11.380 wants to be the best endocrinologist out there and not, you know, as opposed to like

00:52:14.460 one that's 60 years old and looking down the barrel of retirement and doesn't give 0.99

00:52:18.060 a fuck anymore. 0.99

00:52:19.180 Exactly. 1.00

00:52:20.160 Exactly.

00:52:21.000 Yeah.

00:52:21.160 Oh, I did want to get, by the way, I did want to, if you're doing subdivisions, are you

00:52:26.080 also, is it also just absolutely smashed with work right now?

00:52:30.800 Yes.

00:52:31.180 I know it's okay.

00:52:32.340 I didn't know.

00:52:32.700 I know you said your day was like your first day, but where we're at, it's like nonstop.

00:52:36.820 Like we cannot, we can't keep up.

00:52:38.320 But yeah, the bad thing about this is, is I kind of know also Austrian economics and I

00:52:43.560 know where this is going to, this is going to end.

00:52:45.760 And I was like, sure, I'll design some streets and, you know, I'll do some site grading, but

00:52:50.680 you guys got to realize there's no houses that are going to be built on these for decades.

00:52:55.260 If at all, dude, I mean, I'm doing, I'm working on a project and it's like, I mean, they're

00:53:01.600 like, yeah, we should be able to get this built in, you know, 2023, 2024.

00:53:04.840 I'm like, yeah.

00:53:05.280 Okay.

00:53:05.920 Like it's not happening.

00:53:07.160 Like, yeah.

00:53:08.100 It'll take at least three times as long.

00:53:10.240 Probably.

00:53:11.200 Yeah.

00:53:11.980 It's just crazy because like there was such a huge, and I was actually, uh, when I had

00:53:16.300 dinner with, uh, Clint from Liberty lockdown yesterday and I was talking about this.

00:53:19.860 I was like, it's name dropping.

00:53:22.000 I'm all over the place.

00:53:23.720 But like only doing it for clout, man, that day of only up for clout.

00:53:28.720 Well, and I was like, there's no way.

00:53:31.480 And I asked this whenever, um, I was interviewing for jobs.

00:53:34.480 I was like, um, when this crashes.

00:53:36.620 And I was like, up front, I was like, when this crashes, cause it's going to, how are you

00:53:39.960 playing on, you know, keeping us and having jobs?

00:53:42.460 And they like, you know, they kind of gave us what it is, but I was like, there's, I told

00:53:46.520 the, I told them straight up because they're like, Oh, we have a ton of work right now.

00:53:49.460 We're pretty smashed.

00:53:50.340 We need helpers.

00:53:51.360 We can't stay up.

00:53:51.980 And I was like, well, what's going to happen when you're not, because it can't keep, it's

00:53:56.240 like this and it can't keep going up like this.

00:53:58.980 It's not, it has to level out and then it's going to drop.

00:54:02.580 Yeah.

00:54:02.980 As I was telling the guys right now, I was like, uh, well, I plan on making myself

00:54:06.120 indispensable to you.

00:54:07.400 So I'm, I'm, I'm going to get it into your heads that you cannot do without me.

00:54:13.160 It's a, it's a weird thing because I mean, there's always, you know, we're always going

00:54:16.400 to be needed.

00:54:16.660 There's always, there's still, even when there's a crash, there's still going to be building

00:54:19.660 some regions.

00:54:20.660 They're still going to, we're still going to be designing.

00:54:22.400 Um, and what, unfortunately the problem is like, usually what happens during that time

00:54:26.960 is we do a lot of municipal work.

00:54:28.220 So it's all the government, at least like state and local government work.

00:54:31.840 It's just like, okay, I feel really bad about it, but like, I mean, yeah, my previous job

00:54:35.660 that was all like state and federal stuff.

00:54:38.220 So, and that was the, you know, coastal water.

00:54:40.240 So, uh, the previous job I'm designing, I was designing a two mile long, uh, sediment diversion

00:54:45.480 canal for the Mississippi river.

00:54:47.340 Uh, then we did like, you know, levees and flood walls for the city of Freeport, Texas, which

00:54:51.340 that one was kind of fun because we had an engineer who was like complaining that our, uh, 60%

00:54:55.640 turn in was taking too long.

00:54:56.960 And he was like, you see all these houses right here.

00:54:59.220 They need flood protection.

00:55:00.200 I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:55:01.540 You see this Dow chemical plant.

00:55:03.380 They're the ones who got the army Corps of engineers to say that they needed flood, flood

00:55:07.040 protection.

00:55:07.980 Let's not mistake what is actually happening.

00:55:11.240 What he's saying is that a hurricane Harvey, all the damage that was caused was his fault.

00:55:14.780 That's what he said.

00:55:18.040 Yeah.

00:55:18.420 So that one was fun.

00:55:19.340 And it was like, and I was like trying to like motivate the guys.

00:55:21.560 I was like, guys, think about it this way.

00:55:23.260 Like all of that income tax you've been paying all of your working lives.

00:55:26.720 You're now getting a piece of it back.

00:55:28.820 That's what, that's what I think about.

00:55:30.340 Like, and, um, like all the time was like, well, I mean, they're going to be doing, putting

00:55:35.520 in sewer and water and doing that stuff regardless of if I'm in it or not.

00:55:40.420 So I guess I'm going to get in it.

00:55:41.940 I'm going to be paying for it through my taxes.

00:55:43.440 So yeah.

00:55:44.740 And then even on the local level, I mean, you still pay like, you know, gasoline taxes

00:55:48.260 and everything else.

00:55:49.260 And that goes all towards the same thought.

00:55:50.780 You're just getting some of it back.

00:55:52.260 I will take the Walter block defense all day long on this stuff.

00:55:55.760 Yeah.

00:55:56.400 I'll have like some of the, you know, pure of heart and Kapistan in your head guys.

00:56:00.060 And it was like, well, you know, you should be, you know, in the architecture field and

00:56:03.280 that way you're at, you actually have private customers.

00:56:05.380 And I was like, the money's going to get spent regardless of who's there.

00:56:10.720 I have mostly private customers, which also, by the way, I love telling people like, well,

00:56:15.980 what about the, who's going to build the roads?

00:56:17.280 I'm like, that's like me, private contractors, me, who designed them.

00:56:20.940 And most of the roads that are being built right now are all subdivision roads, totally

00:56:24.380 built by a private contractor funded by a private business.

00:56:28.420 It's like, so I've made that joke before.

00:56:30.760 Like my roads are literally my job.

00:56:33.360 So I love doing that to people because it, but also like, also you see what happens when

00:56:41.760 it's not built by a private contractor or somebody that's like the state of Alabama or the state

00:56:46.320 of, you know, way cheapest materials possible, not done right.

00:56:49.460 Yeah.

00:56:49.900 And it's also takes forever.

00:56:51.520 Like they'll spend, you know, five years like redoing.

00:56:55.220 I'm in the state of Louisiana.

00:56:56.480 I can tell you all day long about how nepotism doesn't help anybody here.

00:56:59.180 So dude, you'll notice the difference when you cross like state lines.

00:57:03.360 Sometimes you're like, Whoa, like the roads are way better here than they like New Hampshire.

00:57:07.500 They're way better than Massachusetts.

00:57:09.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:10.160 You know, just immediately you go from this shit, like pothole ridden piece. 1.00

00:57:14.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:14.620 The same thing when you're crossing from Texas into Louisiana, this is like Texas.

00:57:18.840 Oh, this is our smooth, smooth ride.

00:57:21.060 Louisiana.

00:57:22.160 Oh, okay.

00:57:23.540 All right.

00:57:24.100 I didn't know I was going to need a four wheel drive truck to get through this.

00:57:27.560 Pretty much.

00:57:28.600 Probably.

00:57:28.920 How much did you get into?

00:57:29.860 Because I always, I kept hearing this kind of, kind of the same thing, but in utilities,

00:57:33.920 uh, whenever Texas, like their whole like electrical system went down and everybody was just like, 0.99

00:57:40.280 Oh, fucking Texas, all their private company. 0.73

00:57:42.540 Like don't want to be, they want to be separate. 1.00

00:57:45.360 They don't want to follow these regulations.

00:57:46.900 Didn't like Louisiana also have a ton of problems during this time.

00:57:51.960 Yeah.

00:57:52.140 Like during the freeze, like our power went out for a little bit.

00:57:54.940 Um, the, the big thing is nobody down here has houses built to withstand winters like

00:58:00.460 that.

00:58:01.040 So like for myself, uh, a couple of the piping connections under the house exploded and we

00:58:06.080 had to get that fixed.

00:58:07.160 We had like this weird thing where, um, like my drain inside the house actually broke, but

00:58:13.300 that was not because it was frozen.

00:58:14.540 It was just because my house is 95 years old.

00:58:19.180 Is it haunted?

00:58:20.320 You know, I don't really put much stock to that.

00:58:24.500 And I used to do a whole bunch of ghost hunting and everything, but I haven't felt anything

00:58:28.120 hinky in here. 0.96

00:58:29.080 There is an old plantation house that me and my wife almost got married at.

00:58:32.940 And once I walked in, I was like, Nope, not this place.

00:58:35.600 And she's looked at me.

00:58:36.380 She's like, she's like, why?

00:58:37.720 And I was like, Nope.

00:58:39.280 And she, and I had to like come up with an excuse.

00:58:41.380 I was like, well, they've got like these old cobblestone things and you got elderly parents.

00:58:45.020 They're going to trip and fall.

00:58:46.060 It's not going to be good.

00:58:46.660 And I didn't feel things like you can kind of like, yeah, I mean, there's like a little

00:58:52.800 touch of that.

00:58:53.400 I kind of know when something's about to happen.

00:58:55.580 Cause we've had some weird stuff happen to us before.

00:58:58.140 Uh, I did a whole episode with Jake Lindsay from a tasting anarchy about this.

00:59:02.220 Uh, it was like one night in our living room after my, uh, aunt Rose died.

00:59:06.880 Um, we smelled roses in the room for no reason.

00:59:10.720 And then the dust on the TV screen started to spell out.

00:59:15.160 It's going to be okay. 0.99

00:59:17.060 No fucking way. 1.00

00:59:18.140 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:59:19.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:19.620 I, as soon as my mom saw it, she goes, what's written on the TV.

00:59:23.180 And I said, it's going to be okay.

00:59:24.440 That's just aunt Rose. 1.00

00:59:25.560 Don't worry about it.

00:59:26.420 She goes, Nope.

00:59:27.400 Wipe it off.

00:59:29.360 What?

00:59:30.220 I'm not even lying.

00:59:31.120 I have goosebumps right now.

00:59:32.340 That's really creepy.

00:59:34.300 You're like, it's creepy, but it's also like, yeah, here's, here's the catch to that.

00:59:38.600 Two months later, my dad's girlfriend on the road, cause he was an over the road truck driver 0.99

00:59:43.580 called the fucking house looking for him. 0.99

00:59:47.700 Wait, wait, wait, my dad's girlfriend that he drives over the road truck and his, his girlfriend 1.00

00:59:54.740 called the house looking for him.

00:59:56.280 My mom answered the phone.

00:59:59.860 My mom who was half German and half Sicilian answered the phone.

01:00:04.440 So it's going to be okay.

01:00:05.660 It was just kind of a message of kind of letting her know that, yeah, this is going to pass.

01:00:10.600 And sure enough that, you know, a year later he up and abandoned the family. 0.99

01:00:14.560 So, and she was like, you know, I finally feel free of the bastard. 0.99

01:00:17.960 I was like, yep. 0.99

01:00:19.940 I see what you're saying.

01:00:21.100 I was really confused.

01:00:22.500 I was like, Oh, he called the house and then that's it.

01:00:24.720 Yeah, I was like, wait, what?

01:00:26.360 No, she like talked to his girlfriend on the phone and he was like, I don't know who she

01:00:30.300 is.

01:00:30.600 I was like, well, she definitely knows you cause she called you by your first and middle name.

01:00:35.100 Oh man.

01:00:37.280 Yeah.

01:00:37.460 That was one night I was like, you know what?

01:00:38.720 I'm just going to go watch a movie somewhere.

01:00:41.240 Yeah.

01:00:41.860 I'll be back in a few hours.

01:00:43.460 I'm glad, dude.

01:00:44.380 I'm glad I haven't really messed, like messed with any like ghost stuff.

01:00:48.880 Yeah. 0.99

01:00:49.120 Fucking ghost man. 1.00

01:00:49.980 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:50.460 So Noah Kirby there with another one. 1.00

01:00:51.840 Fucking ghost man. 0.99

01:00:52.460 We had some friends of ours. 1.00

01:00:54.720 Um, that they say they moved into this house and apparently, um, I think like a former

01:01:00.300 tenant had died in or something like that.

01:01:02.180 Well, like that's always the case.

01:01:03.640 Yeah.

01:01:03.840 Well, they were like, I think there was like nothing in the house and they, one day they

01:01:07.160 opened up like under the sink and there was like a really nice set of like China wear

01:01:12.720 just like right under the sink.

01:01:14.480 Oh yeah.

01:01:15.440 And they were just like, we're not touching that there.

01:01:17.780 I, there was like something had happened, but they were just like, we're not going to move

01:01:21.120 it and they never moved it.

01:01:22.780 Like, and they just recently moved out and they still have.

01:01:25.540 Yeah.

01:01:26.280 That's one of the things with a ghost hunting.

01:01:28.200 When you start remodeling or changing the house, sometimes that will cause activity to

01:01:32.080 start happening.

01:01:34.580 Yeah.

01:01:36.660 Yeah.

01:01:37.060 So we had, uh, one thing it was like, I remember, uh, I was sitting there putting some glasses

01:01:40.880 away and like all of a sudden one of the, uh, glass glasses came up out of the, uh,

01:01:44.780 distrainer and threw itself against the wall.

01:01:48.620 Jesus Christ, man.

01:01:50.140 Yeah.

01:01:50.240 My dad saw that one.

01:01:51.180 He was like, what just happened?

01:01:52.440 Why did you throw that?

01:01:53.300 And I was like, uh, I didn't.

01:01:55.300 Somebody's mad at you.

01:01:56.240 And then I just walked away, leaving him to clean it up.

01:01:59.620 Oh, he probably thought it was you.

01:02:01.800 Yeah.

01:02:02.020 He probably thought it was me, but yeah, he, yeah.

01:02:04.160 He yelled at me for that one.

01:02:05.260 I was like, I can't believe you just like threw a glass up against the wall and said somebody

01:02:08.220 else did it.

01:02:09.080 That's like, it also, it also gets, uh, my wife is also really, really into like scare

01:02:14.620 movies, ghosts, like scary, like ghost movies, hauntings, like she, all that stuff. 0.87

01:02:19.260 She really loves it.

01:02:20.280 So like, so like I'll watch it and I don't like it.

01:02:23.600 Like I'm not, I'm not into a scary movie guy.

01:02:26.040 So yeah, definitely don't do EVP work then.

01:02:29.540 So yeah.

01:02:31.220 Yeah.

01:02:32.740 For those that don't know, that's called electronic voice phenomenon.

01:02:36.240 So yeah, I did some of that at a graveyard once and I'm just like in the middle of the

01:02:39.940 day, just kind of hanging out on the fence next to the graveyard, just kind of recording,

01:02:43.320 just asking questions, uh, all of a sudden a, uh, Livingston parish, uh, deputy starts,

01:02:48.740 uh, hitting the lights and hitting the siren on me.

01:02:51.380 And, you know, I'm just leaving the recording, just going when he's talking to me, trying to

01:02:54.800 figure out what I'm doing.

01:02:55.460 I was like, Oh, you know, I'm just out here just admiring the graves and looking at the

01:02:59.080 trees and stuff, but I'll, I'll move along.

01:03:01.060 So later on when I was something, no, you don't tell cops that because it turns into a field

01:03:06.560 sobriety check.

01:03:07.320 Yeah.

01:03:07.880 So I, uh, I just kind of left after that and went to go listen to the tape backwards.

01:03:12.060 And as soon as I got to that part, the only thing you could hear in the background was

01:03:15.240 very faintly was busted. 0.99

01:03:18.480 Get the fuck out of here. 0.97

01:03:20.480 And backwards? 0.99

01:03:22.180 Oh man.

01:03:22.660 No, just, just regular.

01:03:24.080 It was just so light.

01:03:25.260 You had to, I had to turn the volume up to a hundred and listen to it like through the

01:03:30.020 headphones, like as close as I could, but you could hear it as soon as the police officer

01:03:33.060 hit the siren, that just like a second afterwards, busted. 0.99

01:03:36.340 God damn. 0.98

01:03:38.980 That is also, I'm guessing probably living in Louisiana is also really helpful with that 0.99

01:03:42.480 because there's so much, so many graveyards, so many like different, like, uh, historical

01:03:47.800 sites where they are like already.

01:03:49.960 Yeah.

01:03:50.460 Especially in new Orleans because the water table issues, they have to bury everybody above

01:03:54.200 ground.

01:03:54.500 So when you see the movies, like all those musoleums and stuff, those, those are filled with dead

01:03:58.560 people.

01:03:58.880 So, yeah, like in double jeopardy, man, that's what I remember.

01:04:06.560 Oh my God.

01:04:07.660 New Orleans just to go, because, uh, my wife, again, huge thing of, of the, um, uh, what's 1.00

01:04:13.600 that horror show that she loves?

01:04:15.460 Um, American horror story, American horror story.

01:04:18.180 And they have like the, the witch's house there.

01:04:20.640 And they also have the slave, uh, the one where the madam, I can't remember what madam

01:04:24.420 was like killing those slaves and putting their blood on her face and stuff like that. 1.00

01:04:28.620 Well, that was a, that was a true story. 0.87

01:04:30.620 They did have a widow, uh, slave owner who did kill a few slaves for disrespecting her.

01:04:36.580 Uh, the part like spreading their blood all over her and everything that part didn't happen.

01:04:40.400 That was a little bit, you know, kind of, you know, just kind of selling the story a

01:04:43.280 little bit, but yeah, she was actually found guilty of murder at the time.

01:04:47.180 And that was big controversy because, uh, you know, now you're going to claim that slaves

01:04:51.740 are people all of a sudden.

01:04:53.320 Oh yeah.

01:04:53.520 I guess it'd be like, it'd be like killing their property. 0.94

01:04:56.620 Let me like to them is like killing like, yeah.

01:04:58.700 Like the defense lawyer was like saying, it was like, well, this is no different than 0.83

01:05:01.560 like slaughtering a goat to eat.

01:05:04.360 Jesus Christ.

01:05:05.220 I mean, when you look back at it, like some of the things that, I mean, and also, I mean,

01:05:10.120 I guess if you look back at some of the things we do now and like in a hundred years, they're 0.99

01:05:13.920 going to be like, these motherfuckers really wore masks every fucking day for a virus that 0.99

01:05:18.020 had no chance of killing them almost. 1.00

01:05:19.880 Like, yeah, I mean, we even have that today with the Spanish flu because they have like 1.00

01:05:24.160 images of people like, like the, the mask brigade and they were like trying to tell everybody

01:05:28.140 to put cloth masks on their face.

01:05:30.260 Well, yeah.

01:05:30.440 And there, and there was an anti-mask league.

01:05:32.740 Yes.

01:05:33.520 Yeah.

01:05:34.720 Yeah.

01:05:35.120 Like part of me, it was like, I've never seen these pictures before.

01:05:37.820 I wonder if a time traveler, maybe, I don't know.

01:05:40.780 I was like, I'll put, I'll put on the, uh, the monogram tinfoil hat for that one.

01:05:47.680 You know, it's like, I've read a lot of history books.

01:05:51.040 I don't ever remember seeing this.

01:05:53.600 I'm in the same boat, man.

01:05:55.320 Yeah.

01:05:55.700 It's pretty crazy.

01:05:57.060 Yeah.

01:05:57.420 I don't know.

01:05:57.640 I think it was, it might've been localized to, I think San Francisco and some other places

01:06:02.900 where people were actually wearing masks during the Spanish flu.

01:06:05.740 I don't know.

01:06:06.320 Cause you have other situations where you had, um, which, which flu was it that was

01:06:10.760 was in 1969, 70 and whatever.

01:06:13.720 And they call it, they, that one's actually kind of funny because they, that, that one

01:06:17.600 they called the Chinese flu, the China flu.

01:06:20.540 Yeah.

01:06:21.640 So that one flu.

01:06:23.120 Yeah.

01:06:23.520 That one actually happened during like Woodstock.

01:06:25.760 Yeah.

01:06:26.040 It was like a big concern of Woodstock being a spreader event.

01:06:29.100 Right.

01:06:29.460 Woodstock happened during it.

01:06:30.400 Well, it was a spreader event, but in a different way.

01:06:34.720 All your grandmas, baby.

01:06:36.620 Yeah.

01:06:37.120 Oh yeah.

01:06:37.880 Yeah.

01:06:38.600 Woodstock.

01:06:39.100 Yeah.

01:06:39.260 Obviously it was this huge mud orgy for however long it was a few days, at least during a pandemic

01:06:46.180 and nobody ever talks about it.

01:06:48.760 Cause there wasn't mass death that occurred because of it.

01:06:51.960 People just live normally during that.

01:06:54.960 Yeah.

01:06:55.120 I like, I always like to use the pictures from the original Woodstock and I was, it was like,

01:06:59.580 just like pointing out to people.

01:07:00.820 I was like, okay, find the fat person.

01:07:02.140 And then it was like, um, there's not one.

01:07:06.760 I was like, yeah, yeah.

01:07:08.520 Kind of funny how that happened.

01:07:09.580 Huh?

01:07:10.200 Right.

01:07:10.480 Just leave it at that.

01:07:12.040 Right.

01:07:12.480 Well, that's another.

01:07:13.200 And obviously that's something that contributes to the amount of death that happens with any

01:07:19.380 virus like this.

01:07:20.520 You're going to get more of it because people are way more unhealthy now.

01:07:23.880 Yeah.

01:07:24.280 It's pretty much healthier. 0.99

01:07:25.860 You think, you think heart disease is just the top killer in America for no fucking reason. 0.99

01:07:30.240 Yeah. 0.98

01:07:32.200 It's kind of interesting.

01:07:33.160 Like in the 1970s, the government got involved in our diet and Hmm.

01:07:37.220 Oh yeah. 0.97

01:07:37.600 Also that food pyramid, which is complete horseshit. 0.96

01:07:41.480 Like the opposite of what you should be. 0.91

01:07:43.800 Oh, you should be eating 11 servings of grain a day.

01:07:46.440 You should be eating all those carbs.

01:07:47.880 Yeah.

01:07:47.980 That makes total sense.

01:07:49.260 Yeah.

01:07:49.660 And I'm living and I'm living proof.

01:07:51.260 I lost 110 pounds by not eating sugar grains or potatoes.

01:07:54.180 Like the three things that the government is in business with.

01:07:56.940 Yeah.

01:07:57.160 I lost 45 by doing the same thing.

01:07:59.300 Yeah.

01:07:59.480 It is so crazy.

01:08:00.700 Like when you really look at it and like, I believe that was really around the time they

01:08:04.880 started doing, giving subsidies to like the corn industry and the wheat industry.

01:08:09.560 And like, and all of a sudden like they're like, and sugar, sugar was a huge one.

01:08:13.540 Yeah.

01:08:13.820 Sugar actually paid off scientists $5,000 in the 1960s, which would be equivalent to like

01:08:19.980 $60,000 a day to say that saturated fat was the problem and not sugar.

01:08:24.300 Yep.

01:08:24.780 Well, yeah.

01:08:26.120 But you know, trust the science.

01:08:27.960 Yeah.

01:08:28.100 Well, you get like a proliferated all the way until I think just recently toward the

01:08:34.040 people were like, Oh yeah.

01:08:34.760 By the way, like sugar is actually, it will literally feed cancer.

01:08:39.720 Don't do it.

01:08:40.720 Yeah. 1.00

01:08:41.080 No shit. 0.98

01:08:41.540 At least, especially the processor that is in most things, but then you get, because 0.99

01:08:46.320 of the corn subsidies, I'm pretty sure you have this huge corn glut and they have to use

01:08:50.180 corn everywhere.

01:08:50.840 And that is why we have so much high fructose corn syrup and everything.

01:08:54.800 Yeah.

01:08:55.160 Which is really bad.

01:08:56.300 It's one of the worst things.

01:08:57.220 So if you cut out soda, which is one of the things that I did, even before I lost all

01:09:01.640 that weight, I cut out soda before that.

01:09:03.260 That's like a big thing to do.

01:09:04.540 Just don't do it, man.

01:09:06.480 Don't drink soda.

01:09:07.380 Now you see a lot of the soy stuff.

01:09:10.360 Like now it's just all soy.

01:09:11.940 I mean, it's like, Oh yeah.

01:09:13.040 Yeah.

01:09:13.200 Yeah.

01:09:13.500 Yeah.

01:09:13.660 Oh yeah. 1.00

01:09:13.940 Cause everybody's a huge bitch. 1.00

01:09:15.300 Is that what you mean? 1.00

01:09:16.320 Yeah.

01:09:16.800 But seriously, but like seriously, it's like, okay, people got, they finally were like,

01:09:21.180 Oh, okay.

01:09:21.640 This high fructose corn syrup isn't that great for you.

01:09:24.040 No.

01:09:24.400 Okay.

01:09:24.800 Now let's just go to everything is soy.

01:09:26.420 Now we'll just literally put soy and everything.

01:09:28.360 And like, yeah, so it used to be like the steakhouse was the safe bet.

01:09:32.560 I can get a steak there and maybe it's like a side of steamed broccoli or something on the

01:09:36.020 side, but I can't even do the steakhouse anymore because they use a little product called

01:09:40.480 whorl.

01:09:41.280 It is soybean oil that is butter flavored.

01:09:44.140 And that's what they're using to put butter on the steak. 1.00

01:09:46.760 And I was like, I ate one once and, um, I came back home and I was like, man, I don't

01:09:52.320 feel good.

01:09:52.920 Like everything is starting to hurt.

01:09:54.480 And then like the next day, like my skin's breaking out and everything else.

01:09:57.520 And I was like, man, there was something on that steak.

01:09:59.600 So I like called up the restaurant and I was like, um, what's the ingredients on the steak?

01:10:03.420 And it was like, well, you know, it's just a steak with a salt, pepper, garlic powder.

01:10:07.100 And, um, and we, uh, and we cook it in a pig lard.

01:10:10.800 And I was like, okay, all right.

01:10:12.660 Um, what about the butter that you put on top of the steak?

01:10:15.220 And then she was like, I don't know, let me go check.

01:10:17.360 And she goes, like, come back on the phone and she's like, yeah, it's this product called

01:10:20.740 whorl.

01:10:21.240 It's a butter flavored soybean oil.

01:10:23.020 And it was like, Oh, bingo.

01:10:25.580 There it is.

01:10:26.400 Yeah.

01:10:27.520 I had never heard of that.

01:10:28.840 It's, it's literally an every, like, I remember, uh, in college, like my wife, she used to

01:10:33.160 love drinking her coffee with soy milk.

01:10:35.800 And then she started like, she was like breaking out and like, yeah, like really, it had like

01:10:41.220 really bad problems.

01:10:42.480 And she was just like, she cut out soy, like soy milk. 1.00

01:10:44.720 And all of a sudden like, they all went away.

01:10:46.560 It's like, she like, yeah.

01:10:48.980 Yeah.

01:10:49.500 So people literally drink like human consumption. 1.00

01:10:51.860 I mean, make biodiesel out of it if you want to, but yeah, don't fucking eat that shit. 1.00

01:10:56.260 It's just not going to be a good day. 1.00

01:10:57.720 People literally drink the Soylent.

01:10:59.620 They literally, it's called Soylent.

01:11:01.020 Yeah, Soylent.

01:11:01.340 Soylent.

01:11:02.320 It's so crazy.

01:11:03.360 Soylent green.

01:11:04.440 They literally, but there is something called Soylent that you can drink.

01:11:07.000 Yeah.

01:11:07.160 It's made from soy and lentils.

01:11:09.200 Oh, I know.

01:11:09.680 I know.

01:11:10.000 Yeah.

01:11:10.180 Yeah.

01:11:10.680 It's terrible. 1.00

01:11:11.400 Don't eat that shit. 1.00

01:11:12.480 It's the meal replacement thing. 1.00

01:11:13.980 And we had a roommate once that he drinks Soylent for every meal.

01:11:18.120 How could you even do that?

01:11:19.960 Oh my God. 1.00

01:11:21.060 It tastes fucking horrible. 0.99

01:11:22.640 And why would you deprive yourself of the pleasure of eating food? 0.99

01:11:25.280 And then they would feed their kids the soy, like chicken nuggets.

01:11:30.680 Like they weren't actually chicken.

01:11:31.800 It was just the-

01:11:33.380 Tofu and everything?

01:11:34.460 Yeah.

01:11:34.780 It was basically, I mean, it was just the vegetarian chicken nuggets, which is all just

01:11:37.980 soy in there.

01:11:39.080 It's plant-based. 0.96

01:11:40.900 It's not like a, God damn it. 0.98

01:11:42.320 I can't. 0.96

01:11:43.620 Like, it's just like these-

01:11:44.640 If there's anything that'll enrage me is when I see a Twitter profile with the word plant-based

01:11:48.500 in it. 1.00

01:11:48.820 I was like, you motherfucker. 1.00

01:11:50.880 Just don't. 1.00

01:11:51.620 Just don't.

01:11:52.960 I think I was arguing with the person that had that in their profile today.

01:11:55.980 It's just like-

01:11:56.360 It's like, okay, everything that's coming out of your mouth now is instantly disregarded.

01:12:00.040 They also have like, you'll have the people that are working out and they start getting

01:12:05.380 the soy-based protein too.

01:12:07.940 Oh yeah.

01:12:08.460 P-protein.

01:12:09.620 It's made from peas.

01:12:11.080 I was like, okay, good luck with that.

01:12:13.700 Yeah.

01:12:14.060 It's made from pea.

01:12:16.060 Yeah.

01:12:16.760 Like, literally, like there's so much, there's so much stuff that like we've, let me, it's

01:12:21.380 adjusted and then we also have massive rates of cancer, heart disease.

01:12:24.920 It's like, there's a link there somewhere and the only, it all goes back to the government 0.99

01:12:29.860 subsidies and government-fueled monopolies of all this random shit. 0.96

01:12:34.820 But yeah, they're trying to shift people away from meat, like pretty hardcore right now. 0.95

01:12:39.320 You've got, I think multiple states right now are basically not going to be able to

01:12:44.200 get pork products now.

01:12:46.380 Like California is one of them. 1.00

01:12:47.820 What the fuck? 1.00

01:12:49.220 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:49.380 And pigs just happen to be one of those things that they grow pretty much on anything really.

01:12:55.800 Yeah. 0.98

01:12:56.120 You can literally feed them garbage. 0.97

01:12:59.040 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:59.260 We have a pig bomb.

01:13:04.200 You know, if you leave them like just out by themselves, they multiply very quickly in

01:13:08.700 very rapid succession.

01:13:10.460 Yep.

01:13:11.040 Well, it's also like we went to not beat up, it's called bomb powers.

01:13:17.200 It's like a, like a chicken wing place.

01:13:19.900 And they had to like up price their wings by 20% because they have a chicken shortage.

01:13:25.540 Also, it was like a chicken.

01:13:27.100 Yeah, it's not like, not a chicken shortage.

01:13:29.000 It was just like the workers were all shut down.

01:13:31.200 Yeah.

01:13:31.540 That's the other thing.

01:13:32.080 The lockpads, right?

01:13:32.900 Yeah.

01:13:33.120 Yeah.

01:13:33.720 Yeah.

01:13:34.080 So Noah Kirby, another one here.

01:13:35.520 Eat the bugs, live in pods, own nothing.

01:13:38.060 Yeah.

01:13:39.200 And you'll be happy about it.

01:13:40.820 You know.

01:13:42.180 God, I refuse, man.

01:13:43.480 As you're toiling away in the lithium and cobalt mines for the, for the elite gophers of the

01:13:49.000 world.

01:13:49.440 And then, and then when you're, when you come down sick with something, they're going to give

01:13:52.960 you sheep and pig parts because you're not really human. 1.00

01:13:56.340 Yeah. 0.85

01:13:57.180 I will only be a pod person in that I appear on podcasts.

01:14:00.600 Okay.

01:14:02.540 I'm a pod person already.

01:14:04.200 Professional pod person.

01:14:05.300 Yeah.

01:14:05.420 Yeah.

01:14:07.180 Yeah.

01:14:07.540 We'll, we'll take a little thing from a timeline earth.

01:14:09.540 It was like, get in the bag.

01:14:12.460 Is that just skipping steps?

01:14:14.200 I assume you're just getting in the body bag already.

01:14:17.380 No, their whole deal was like, they wanted to create this show with like a huge sleeping

01:14:21.020 bag that everybody would get in and they would film it as a, like a reality television show.

01:14:24.680 I was like, no, I'm not getting in the bag either.

01:14:29.900 Where do you think these vaccine mandates are going, man?

01:14:33.660 Cause New York just announced it today.

01:14:35.820 Yeah.

01:14:37.040 It was like, I was telling the people at work because you know, John bell Edwards, our illustrious 1.00

01:14:41.520 fucking retard of a governor. 1.00

01:14:42.940 Uh, he was like, yeah, we're going to issue a mask mandates again. 1.00

01:14:47.260 And I was like, well, he's not serious about it.

01:14:49.240 My, my boss kind of looked at me.

01:14:50.360 He was like, what do you mean?

01:14:50.900 He was like, is there going to be a state police officer at our door checking our temperature

01:14:55.300 and making sure that we're wearing a mask?

01:14:56.980 And he goes, well, no.

01:14:58.100 I was like, okay.

01:14:58.580 So they're not serious about it.

01:14:59.720 And he goes, he goes, I knew I hired the right person.

01:15:03.980 I wish people were like that here.

01:15:05.840 Cause yeah, my, my building just like reinstated theirs today. 1.00

01:15:09.560 It's like, fuck that. 0.99

01:15:10.660 Like, well, also, you need to get out of Massachusetts, like quick, fast, in a hurry, man. 1.00

01:15:16.320 Yeah.

01:15:17.220 Yeah.

01:15:17.680 You need to go get Katie Kau over there on Twitter. 1.00

01:15:20.640 You need to go get her and a Rothbergian. 1.00

01:15:22.960 You guys need to move somewhere.

01:15:24.080 Wasn't there a thing going around on Twitter today about like, uh, they were like asking

01:15:29.220 people to like use a hotline to report on their friends that are using it.

01:15:33.660 I think I may have read it wrong, but I thought I saw something that they were like.

01:15:37.900 Oh yeah.

01:15:38.420 I mean that, that was going in place even during the first lockdown.

01:15:40.860 That was a while back.

01:15:42.440 That was, uh, I was wondering if I saw it again.

01:15:45.460 Like they were like, what?

01:15:47.400 Birdwatch is what it's called.

01:15:48.380 That was going on.

01:15:49.240 Yeah.

01:15:49.540 Months ago.

01:15:51.020 Oh, on Twitter.

01:15:51.940 Yeah.

01:15:52.080 I thought that's what you're talking about.

01:15:55.120 No, no, I'm just talking about just, no, just people just like, they get a hotline to

01:15:58.880 like tell like some government agency, like, Oh, these people aren't wearing the mask or

01:16:02.680 they're, they're not vaccinated yet.

01:16:04.460 And like, they're not.

01:16:06.380 Yeah.

01:16:07.260 Yeah.

01:16:07.660 Deep behind enemy lines.

01:16:09.700 Dude, nobody agrees with me.

01:16:11.020 And yeah, we got to get out of it.

01:16:12.160 I was, I just met up with, uh, Massachusetts Mises caucus people.

01:16:16.220 And there are more of us than I thought. 0.97

01:16:18.460 And yeah, we all have to get the fuck out of here. 0.98

01:16:19.840 And we got. 0.98

01:16:20.580 Yeah.

01:16:20.720 I saw the picture.

01:16:21.440 It was like all my favorite people.

01:16:24.520 Lots of early in, uh, Katie and, uh, what?

01:16:27.520 I forgot who the other guy was, but he's, he's got some pretty solid tweets too.

01:16:31.100 So it was like, it's like, Oh man, look, it's all my favorite people from Massachusetts.

01:16:34.720 I think his name is also Eric.

01:16:36.200 He's a, what is his name?

01:16:37.480 Chinggis frog or something on Twitter.

01:16:39.460 Yeah.

01:16:39.540 Yeah.

01:16:39.780 Yeah.

01:16:39.960 Yeah.

01:16:40.220 Yeah.

01:16:40.440 That guy.

01:16:40.880 Yeah.

01:16:40.960 He's, we hung out.

01:16:41.940 Yeah.

01:16:42.320 Afterwards.

01:16:42.760 Yeah.

01:16:43.260 Solid dude.

01:16:43.980 Yeah.

01:16:44.200 And Zoe was going to be there.

01:16:46.100 You know, her from Twitter too.

01:16:47.160 She's also new fellow redhead. 1.00

01:16:48.960 So yeah, we gotta, we gotta save her.

01:16:51.120 She's got to get out of here too.

01:16:52.280 And she might wind up in New Hampshire.

01:16:54.580 I don't know if she likes.

01:16:56.540 Yeah.

01:16:56.820 She likes riding her being in a motorcycle.

01:16:59.340 Yeah.

01:16:59.860 Yeah.

01:17:00.060 All of that.

01:17:00.740 Yeah.

01:17:02.220 We'll see what happens.

01:17:03.860 Yeah.

01:17:04.340 You guys definitely got to get away from there.

01:17:06.000 Oh my God.

01:17:07.020 Maybe take the faux bishop or out and just go down to Tallahassee on the redneck.

01:17:11.440 I'm definitely thinking about Florida.

01:17:14.540 Yep.

01:17:15.000 It's a, it's definitely one of the places, Texas also.

01:17:17.600 Yeah.

01:17:18.080 You know, Texas, they got Childerberg.

01:17:20.120 And I think a cam from the mad ones is going to do something called the 1.00

01:17:23.400 Bohemian Grove over there in, uh, yeah, that motherfucker. 1.00

01:17:28.400 He doesn't follow me. 0.99

01:17:29.520 I don't know if he has somebody against shitposting or what, but he's pretty

01:17:32.440 solid.

01:17:32.980 And I'm like, but you don't follow me.

01:17:34.560 So maybe you're not, I don't know.

01:17:36.920 Cam, I'm talking directly to you.

01:17:38.540 Follow Toad.

01:17:39.180 He's, he's a cool guy.

01:17:41.300 Jessica follows me.

01:17:42.360 So she's pretty base. 0.99

01:17:43.740 Yeah.

01:17:44.160 Jessica's great.

01:17:44.960 She's, she's awesome. 0.62

01:17:46.620 She is.

01:17:48.900 Okay.

01:17:49.340 Well, I think that's probably a good place to leave it off F because I've

01:17:52.240 drinking an entire, uh, LSU Tumblr.

01:17:55.060 Oh, geez.

01:17:56.320 Hey, by the way, War Eagle, by the way. 1.00

01:17:59.100 Fuck you. 1.00

01:18:02.020 Go Tigers, but not those Tigers. 1.00

01:18:04.360 I actually, I actually didn't know, uh, which, uh, which school Cole's a fan of.

01:18:08.320 So now we know he's an Auburn guy.

01:18:10.060 I literally wear an Auburn like shirt sometimes.

01:18:12.600 Oh, do you?

01:18:13.040 I didn't even know.

01:18:13.800 I didn't even notice, man.

01:18:15.180 Yeah.

01:18:15.460 I wear Auburn shirts sometimes on the podcast.

01:18:17.200 Whenever I think Alabama, I think of the tide, unfortunately.

01:18:20.260 So I'm not even, even.

01:18:22.240 It's even worse.

01:18:23.260 Like literally.

01:18:23.980 Even worse.

01:18:24.760 Dude, I'm not a fan.

01:18:25.700 I'm not a fan.

01:18:26.420 I'm not a fan of LSU. 0.99

01:18:27.740 Alabama is gay and they won't give you a reach around. 1.00

01:18:30.200 At least Auburn will. 1.00

01:18:31.180 It's like, do you want me to jerk you off or something? 0.99

01:18:33.040 Yeah. 0.99

01:18:34.340 You need a little help there?

01:18:36.420 Yeah.

01:18:36.740 I'm just like 10 minutes away from LSU.

01:18:38.880 I can go see Mike the Tiger anytime I wish.

01:18:41.820 So.

01:18:43.380 Yeah.

01:18:43.740 He's not at the MGM Grand in Vegas anymore.

01:18:46.520 No, that's right.

01:18:47.320 Actually, pretty funny story because my father-in-law is a veterinarian and he worked on Mike the

01:18:53.140 Third.

01:18:54.160 And when they were looking for the new Mike the Tiger, there was some tiger rescue place

01:18:58.540 in Indiana that was going to offer him one that had been gilded already.

01:19:02.220 And he goes, nope, nope. 0.99

01:19:03.380 It's got to have full balls. 0.99

01:19:04.460 If Alabama ever hears about that, we'll never hear the other thing. 0.99

01:19:07.880 And it turned out that it was Joe Exotic.

01:19:09.660 Actually, it probably was one of the guys in Tiger King because there aren't that many

01:19:14.760 of those people.

01:19:15.400 And one of the guys was from Indiana.

01:19:16.860 So it was probably that guy.

01:19:18.400 Yeah.

01:19:18.660 Maybe not.

01:19:19.780 Yeah.

01:19:19.900 So it's.

01:19:20.640 Maybe the Tiger just shot its ball off.

01:19:21.840 And it was.

01:19:23.540 And we've come full circle.

01:19:25.440 Full circle.

01:19:26.260 You're welcome.

01:19:26.580 Back to testicular damage. 0.65

01:19:28.960 There you go.

01:19:31.300 All right.

01:19:32.080 Fat Dave, Toad, go ahead and drop all your plugs right here.

01:19:35.820 Yeah, man.

01:19:36.700 Fat Comic Dave on Twitter.

01:19:38.040 And then also follow the Tower Gang Pod on Twitter. 0.99

01:19:40.540 And we recently got on to fucking. 0.98

01:19:44.580 We use Anchor now. 0.98

01:19:45.900 So we're on Spotify.

01:19:46.740 We're on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, wherever. 0.98

01:19:49.300 Every fucking where. 0.73

01:19:50.660 We've got a couple of good ones coming up. 0.99

01:19:52.000 We've got Shane.

01:19:53.700 What's the last name?

01:19:54.760 Shane Hazel.

01:19:56.100 No, Shane.

01:19:57.020 Scalf.

01:19:57.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:19:58.100 Shane Scalf.

01:19:58.980 He's great.

01:19:59.420 I met him at the first Childerberg.

01:20:00.940 Awesome dude.

01:20:01.620 Awesome dude.

01:20:02.160 Yeah, we're having him next week.

01:20:03.240 And then John Crave.

01:20:04.680 Is his name?

01:20:05.600 Jason Cave.

01:20:06.900 Jason Cave.

01:20:07.580 I'm doing really good.

01:20:08.660 Fat Dave.

01:20:09.220 I actually talked to him.

01:20:10.800 I know him from the old part of the problem group.

01:20:16.760 I know him from there.

01:20:17.620 And he's got his own podcast, which I should probably check out before we have him on.

01:20:22.660 We're going to have him on.

01:20:23.920 He contacted us to ask if he could come on.

01:20:25.940 So I was like, hell yeah, let's do it.

01:20:27.540 So that's what we've got coming up the next couple weeks on Tower Power Hour.

01:20:30.960 Yeah, and on the 31st, we have Tho Bishop and Neocon Remover on.

01:20:36.380 Yeah, that's going to be a really fun one.

01:20:38.540 That's going to be a wild episode.

01:20:39.820 And we just had...

01:20:40.780 Yeah, I'll definitely be in the group chat for that one.

01:20:43.000 Oh yeah.

01:20:43.380 Adam Nutter we had on last night.

01:20:44.980 He's a comedian.

01:20:46.020 That was a really fun episode as well.

01:20:48.100 Yeah, pretty solid dude.

01:20:48.180 We had a really fun episode last night.

01:20:50.620 I got to get in there.

01:20:51.780 Or me or Toad, one of us, has to get in there and clip some of the funniest...

01:20:54.920 Because we had a really funny bit about racist genies.

01:20:58.460 So it was really great.

01:21:00.160 So we're going to clip that and have our first clips going on.

01:21:02.180 You can say Will Smith.

01:21:03.880 I mean...

01:21:04.240 Yeah.

01:21:05.760 I'm telling you, if we're going to clip it, it's so funny.

01:21:08.080 We talk about Will Smith.

01:21:09.100 We talk about just...

01:21:09.980 I mean, just... 0.96

01:21:11.220 It's ridiculous.

01:21:12.860 But we had a really fun time.

01:21:14.320 But yeah, man.

01:21:15.340 Thanks for having us on again.

01:21:16.360 I'm going to let Toadcott can get his plugs.

01:21:20.200 Go for it.

01:21:20.840 But yeah, I'm AnarchoToad on Twitter.

01:21:23.980 And yeah, I'm on the Tower Gang podcast with Fat Dave.

01:21:27.860 And like he said, we have all those great guests coming up.

01:21:30.340 We still need to fill a spot in between in those two weeks there.

01:21:33.640 So we will do that.

01:21:35.460 And maybe it'll be you.

01:21:39.020 Yeah, have you back on.

01:21:40.340 That was great.

01:21:41.460 That was really fun.

01:21:42.040 Maybe get you on with... 1.00

01:21:45.380 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:21:47.120 You just told me about it today. 1.00

01:21:48.160 You wanted to get...

01:21:49.300 DBWs are awesome.

01:21:51.040 69, 69, whatever his name is.

01:21:52.140 Oh, yeah.

01:21:52.580 Quincy.

01:21:53.200 Quincy.

01:21:53.520 Quincy, yeah.

01:21:54.680 Quincy is the time.

01:21:56.780 We might be able to do that.

01:21:58.420 We've had him on once, too.

01:21:59.560 That was fun.

01:21:59.740 Maybe get Eric and Quincy on together.

01:22:01.220 That would be really fun.

01:22:01.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:22:02.360 Yeah, we had Quincy on with Reed Coverdale the last time.

01:22:05.100 He's...

01:22:05.500 Dude, he's a fun dude.

01:22:06.740 We need to do a trucker episode of Quincy, Reed, and...

01:22:11.460 I'm a son of a trucker.

01:22:13.000 So, I mean, that kind of works out.

01:22:15.300 No, actually, our episode that I did with Quincy before the first Childerberg, he said...

01:22:20.200 He's like, man, I don't know what's going on, but this is like John Coltrane and some rock star doing a jazz duet.

01:22:25.040 This is great.

01:22:26.960 He did not give our episode high praise, which Fat Dave was not on, so I was hosting it solo.

01:22:31.980 And it was, yeah, it was one of those episodes where, yeah, you kind of don't have the chemistry on it, 0.97

01:22:37.140 but I think he called it, like, I don't know, something like a beautiful train wreck or a beautiful shit. 0.88

01:22:43.060 It was one of those ones where it almost goes off the rails, but it's still fun. 0.97

01:22:46.260 And then Jose came in towards the end of it and, I guess, kind of cleaned it up a little bit.

01:22:51.580 We had some fun on that one, answered some ridiculous questions.

01:22:55.560 That was a good one, too.

01:22:56.220 But, yeah, well, maybe we'll do that, man.

01:22:58.100 We'll see.

01:22:58.800 Yeah, definitely.

01:22:59.800 Keep me in your thoughts.

01:23:00.860 Yeah, we will.

01:23:01.760 And as Fat Dave said, we're now on all the audio streams or all the audio streaming services,

01:23:08.580 but I don't know if we're searchable yet because last I checked, we were not Google indexed yet.

01:23:12.860 And we were actually not on Apple Podcasts at all because it takes forever through Anchor.

01:23:16.860 So then I wound up doing it manually, and we're on there, but I couldn't find us in the search.

01:23:21.360 So I'll have to keep an eye on that.

01:23:23.340 And I'll be uploading the Adam Nutter episode either tonight or tomorrow.

01:23:27.460 Hell, yeah.

01:23:28.560 We've got some things going on.

01:23:29.720 Yeah, you're definitely on Spotify because you're, like, you're the first thing that I didn't even get all the word of Tower out.

01:23:35.460 I got T-O-W, and then it was, like, the first thing up.

01:23:37.820 Yeah, Anchor is Spotify.

01:23:39.800 Yeah, they're owned by the same people.

01:23:41.940 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:42.620 So it gets up on Spotify right away, but everything else, you have to wait.

01:23:46.860 So, yeah.

01:23:47.460 Yeah, definitely don't miss out on TuneIn because I just signed up for them, and they got me on there, and I'm getting a lot of listens on there.

01:23:55.740 Oh, all right.

01:23:56.480 Don't forget about that.

01:23:57.780 Yeah.

01:23:58.100 And, of course, yeah, we're on YouTube and Odyssey as well.

01:24:01.560 Yep.

01:24:02.780 Sweet.

01:24:03.440 Well, thank you guys for coming on, playing along.

01:24:05.620 I'm getting pretty toasted myself, so I'm going to let you guys go and talk to the listeners here.

01:24:10.820 So I'll see you guys in a little bit.

01:24:14.720 All right, folks, and there they go.

01:24:16.220 Check down below in the show notes because I have all of those links set up and everything else, and also check out down below for how you can support this guy.

01:24:24.720 No more Patreon, subscribe stars, or anything like that.

01:24:27.540 We got Cash App, PayPal, and my Amazon wish list.

01:24:32.180 Every now and then I get a couple of things in the mail from that.

01:24:35.100 You know, my studio lights came from there and everything else.

01:24:37.320 So take it easy, guys, and we'll come at you next week with a brand new episode of Rebel with a Cause.

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