Tower Gang - Ep 12 - 4.5 Gay Men w⧸ Magnus Panvidya & James Jenneman

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00:01:01.620 What's up, everybody?

00:01:02.960 Welcome to Tower Power Hour, episode 12.

00:01:06.120 I'm Toad here again.

00:01:08.080 And back with us, we have Nick Ashley, and we have, as usual, Fat Dave Ault.

00:01:13.580 And we're boogin' today.

00:01:14.960 And today we have with us James Gentleman and Magnus Panvidia.

00:01:19.600 So if you guys want to intro yourselves a little bit, James, what's up?

00:01:22.880 Just when you thought the Tower Hour couldn't get any gayer.

00:01:28.300 Hey, so I'm James, Blackbird Podcast, blackbird.substack.com.

00:01:33.140 I don't know.

00:01:33.900 Nick, you can introduce me if you'd like, although you're kind of drugged up.

00:01:37.380 What I was going to say, I was actually thinking of it because we were speaking about the intro before,

00:01:41.580 and I was going to say, this is the first show where we have five gay members.

00:01:46.520 So this is actually a milestone.

00:01:48.580 It's actually four and a half.

00:01:49.780 Magnus is by.

00:01:50.980 Yeah, it's true.

00:01:52.820 This door swings both ways.

00:01:54.500 Well, either way, it's a milestone episode for us in terms of representation.

00:01:58.260 I think the CIA would be incredibly proud of us.

00:02:01.760 Yeah.

00:02:02.280 I know I'm proud of us.

00:02:04.060 Yeah.

00:02:04.680 Yeah.

00:02:05.000 They're always pumping that out.

00:02:06.360 We include rainbow emojis every time we do a tower now just for inclusivity.

00:02:13.280 Magnus is all over the place with the Pepe behind him.

00:02:18.020 Everybody's, their mind is just going to explode.

00:02:20.220 I don't know what's going on.

00:02:21.400 What's going on, Magnus?

00:02:22.380 How are you?

00:02:23.180 Yeah.

00:02:23.460 Hello.

00:02:23.700 I'm Magnus Panvidia, an internationally known domestic terrorist who has not committed any crimes.

00:02:29.560 Fun time.

00:02:30.800 Yeah.

00:02:30.940 I'm just happy to be here.

00:02:32.200 I've loved all of the shenanigans you motherfuckers have gotten up to since I got on Twitter.

00:02:37.660 I didn't even know what Tower Gang was.

00:02:39.160 I just kept seeing the fucking things, and I'm like, what's going on here?

00:02:43.440 I'm like, this is some old school internet shit, which I love.

00:02:46.040 So I was like, let's go.

00:02:48.180 Yeah.

00:02:48.580 And well, as you know, since you do have the Pepe memes, you know, you're down with like probably the old 4chan shit where, you know, I assume similar shit probably originated.

00:02:57.940 Yeah.

00:02:58.340 I was raised on that shit.

00:03:00.460 Yeah.

00:03:00.680 We're all Nazi commies, as I'm frequently referred to.

00:03:04.740 You know, I was raised on old 4chan and the old internet and like that fucking tasty old shit posty, like taking it to power in really surreal ways that nobody knew how to fucking deal with, like flooding Sarah Palin's emails with fucking rubber duckies and shit.

00:03:24.940 That's the shit I love.

00:03:26.240 And that's been dead for like years now, really.

00:03:28.980 You don't see any of the good old trolls.

00:03:31.260 It's all just QAnon on now.

00:03:32.740 They all became fucking conspiracy theorists instead of fun motherfuckers.

00:03:40.060 So you can have your conspiracies.

00:03:41.540 At least just like tells people to show butthole every once in a while.

00:03:44.680 Right.

00:03:46.460 Now, does QAnon actually really exist?

00:03:49.260 Because I don't think I've ever actually met a single person who actually is QAnon.

00:03:53.140 That's because you live in Massachusetts.

00:03:55.700 Is it just something that's in the ether?

00:03:57.760 Like, I don't know, man.

00:03:58.800 The real QAnon was the friends we made along the way.

00:04:01.240 No, there's pretty convincing evidence that that was all an op, that that was legitimately like some fucking brainchild of like the CIA and just pumped out into the world to cause chaos.

00:04:13.140 My friend Steve at Slow Newsday had done a lot of reporting of like the initial people who were sharing that shit and like the weird connections they fucking have to the federal government.

00:04:23.200 Yeah, it's a total psyop.

00:04:26.760 But it's still going on.

00:04:28.160 It's not like it's over.

00:04:29.720 Every time.

00:04:30.560 Oh, I'm sorry, man.

00:04:31.140 I keep in.

00:04:31.500 No, it's cool.

00:04:32.320 You know what?

00:04:33.000 We were chatting yesterday for my show.

00:04:35.340 Or was that your show?

00:04:36.840 Yesterday was yours.

00:04:37.840 I don't even remember.

00:04:38.560 But you kept interrupting me.

00:04:39.580 So I'm going to interrupt you tonight.

00:04:41.500 That's what Nick does, man.

00:04:43.020 We're on a delay, man.

00:04:44.320 Between you.

00:04:44.880 I don't know what it is.

00:04:45.620 If it's mine or your connection.

00:04:46.700 But whenever we were talking yesterday and for my show on Friday or Thursday, it was every time like I would talk and you would have a delayed reaction to it, like that old newscaster bit.

00:04:56.640 So that's what the problem is between you and me.

00:04:59.120 That's just because I'm slow.

00:05:00.580 Oh.

00:05:02.220 He's got IRL lag, bro.

00:05:03.900 Give him a break.

00:05:04.620 Yeah, we're all kind of fucked up right now.

00:05:06.500 I think Nick is like hammered on cough syrup or something.

00:05:09.900 And I think he's drinking beer simultaneously, which is kind of fucked up.

00:05:13.220 I'm not on cough syrup.

00:05:14.020 I don't do cough syrup.

00:05:14.860 I took a Benadryl earlier.

00:05:18.080 Otherwise, I'd be sneezing and blowing my nose throughout this whole thing because I have severe allergies.

00:05:22.940 Benadryl is not going to work.

00:05:24.800 He's got some lean.

00:05:26.440 Just a little bit of lean.

00:05:28.520 Drinking on Benadryl is an interesting speedball.

00:05:31.500 I wish you luck.

00:05:32.840 I'm fine.

00:05:33.900 Do you like mix that with other shit?

00:05:35.740 Like sort of like purple drank type of thing, but with Benadryl and some other shit instead?

00:05:40.040 I don't know.

00:05:41.720 Me?

00:05:41.980 No.

00:05:43.040 Does anybody?

00:05:44.860 You're maybe not used to it.

00:05:45.740 Probably.

00:05:46.320 I definitely remember some kids being so desperate to get high in high school that they would just

00:05:51.080 take a fuck ton of Benadryl and then like try to force themselves to stay awake.

00:05:54.880 Enough of it is like psychoactive from what I understand.

00:05:57.580 Yeah.

00:05:57.880 But if I take more than one, if I take two, I'm going to fall asleep in 30 minutes.

00:06:02.380 Yeah.

00:06:02.500 The whole point is to fight it and then like things get weird.

00:06:05.240 Wasn't that what happened with like Quaaludes and shit?

00:06:08.980 Like the Quaaludes thing, you're supposed to put people to sleep and then they-

00:06:11.460 Ask Bill Cosby.

00:06:13.000 If you made it past like five minutes, all of a sudden you get like the best high ever.

00:06:18.180 So like-

00:06:19.460 Maybe, maybe, man.

00:06:22.400 Just made me think of Wolf of Wall Street.

00:06:24.660 Oh, yeah.

00:06:25.720 I mean, we don't need to have Nick tell the pot story again, do we?

00:06:29.980 No.

00:06:30.560 The terrible story.

00:06:32.200 Well, which led into my story, which kind of has to do with what happened to my tooth

00:06:36.520 last night where I told that story about my friend who smokes a lot of pot and has a lot

00:06:42.260 of pugs and I had done too much edibles basically, like took too much of a brownie and it was

00:06:48.400 my first time doing edibles back in the day.

00:06:51.360 Got super paranoid.

00:06:52.680 Thought that like pugs were surrounding me because she's got pugs and like all this pug

00:06:56.340 artwork and all this shit.

00:06:57.920 I wound up like-

00:06:58.320 Oh, she's one of those.

00:06:59.420 Yeah.

00:06:59.640 I wound up like running out into the woods, whatever.

00:07:01.400 I was at her house last night and I was drinking beer from a glass bottle and one of the pugs,

00:07:10.620 like the younger, feistier one, came from out of nowhere, jumped up onto me, slammed

00:07:15.840 the bottle right into my front tooth and like smashed like a chip of it right off.

00:07:21.760 And I don't know if you can see it.

00:07:23.320 Probably can't see it on the camera, but fuck.

00:07:26.460 So your paranoid fucking weed fuel delusions were right is the moral of the story.

00:07:31.400 The pugs were out to get you.

00:07:33.700 Well, well, the pugs were really out to get me because of our discussion that we had in

00:07:38.720 that episode about skull fucking them.

00:07:40.420 Hell yeah.

00:07:43.220 Because apparently you can pop their eyes out of their sockets or something.

00:07:46.600 So that's what happens.

00:07:47.080 They kind of do that on their own.

00:07:48.240 That happens naturally.

00:07:49.340 That's all I'm telling you.

00:07:50.480 Well, they were pissed at me.

00:07:51.860 So it's definitely karma.

00:07:53.920 Yes.

00:07:54.320 They got on their pug phone, their pug pod and talked shit about you.

00:08:00.120 Probably.

00:08:01.020 There's probably many.

00:08:02.320 It's like the episode of Rick and Morty where he pisses off the squirrels and the squirrels

00:08:06.020 take over, like trying to take over the world.

00:08:07.840 It's like that with pugs.

00:08:08.680 Like they're talking to each other.

00:08:09.800 Like he fucking knows, man.

00:08:11.580 That's like the funniest skit in that whole show to me.

00:08:14.420 I'm like, I want to talk to animals.

00:08:15.660 Like, no, you don't.

00:08:16.360 It's like, yes, I do.

00:08:17.200 And like immediately walks outside.

00:08:18.600 And the squirrels are like plotting to kill him.

00:08:21.240 It's fucking so funny.

00:08:24.780 Oh, God.

00:08:25.440 I love Rick and Morty.

00:08:26.880 It's a great show.

00:08:27.760 Rick and Morty podcast.

00:08:28.660 Here we go.

00:08:29.160 This is the start of the new Rick and Morty podcast.

00:08:31.660 I've never watched a single episode.

00:08:34.640 That of Asset is the best episode.

00:08:37.700 And I'm so bad with like media consumption.

00:08:40.940 I can't remember references.

00:08:42.720 Like I've seen all of Rick and Morty at least twice.

00:08:45.200 And I don't even remember the squirrels episode.

00:08:47.100 I have no idea what y'all are talking about.

00:08:48.600 Oh, man.

00:08:49.680 So terrible.

00:08:50.420 And like you'd think it was because I was sitting there on my phone or something like that.

00:08:54.080 Yeah, I must.

00:08:55.980 I am the kind of person who like the second the show starts, I fall asleep half the time.

00:09:01.060 Well, it's because all that Betadryl you've been taking to get high.

00:09:03.580 Oh, dude.

00:09:03.980 That's Nick.

00:09:06.580 It's all of you, man.

00:09:08.380 That's my fucking grandpa.

00:09:10.060 This man, we literally took him to go see.

00:09:12.080 I think it was like Age of Ultron or some shit in theaters.

00:09:14.700 It was like loud ass fucking music, surround sound, flashing lights.

00:09:17.760 It's this motherfucker he saw in logs.

00:09:20.000 And he's sitting next to me.

00:09:21.360 I'm like, wow.

00:09:23.040 I'm like, how do you do that?

00:09:25.400 Yeah.

00:09:25.800 Your grandfather, yeah, is passing out during that.

00:09:28.320 And CK would be totally incapacitated in a different way from seizing out all over the place.

00:09:34.860 Truth.

00:09:35.120 Your grandpa's like, back in my day, we used to get handy to stay awake in the movie theater.

00:09:40.220 This ain't nothing compared to now.

00:09:43.820 Yeah, I mean, I used to go to a lot of midnight showings.

00:09:46.520 And I remember I went to one of Eastern Promises, which was a pretty good movie, Viggo Mortensen.

00:09:51.400 It's got to do with the Russian mob.

00:09:52.840 And there's this crazy bathhouse scene where he gets into this nude knife fight with this other guy.

00:09:58.740 It's really intense shit.

00:10:00.660 Yeah.

00:10:01.320 Oh, we're getting to the gay talk already, man.

00:10:03.460 Oh, yeah.

00:10:03.700 But no, just when you're getting into the movie, or just when I was, I was there with a couple of friends.

00:10:09.000 There were just two other guys in the theater.

00:10:10.640 One of the other guys was passed out, and he started snoring.

00:10:13.940 And then the other guy who was there chucked this half-full large soda right in his head and pegged him in the head with it.

00:10:21.920 And then they started fighting.

00:10:23.260 And I'm like, oh, shit.

00:10:25.680 Now I just have to go see this movie all over again, man.

00:10:28.180 You're going to ruin one of the most climactic scenes?

00:10:30.540 What the fuck?

00:10:31.080 That was me in Chicago when I went to see Hardcore Henry, and I was in the big Supermax theater they have on Navy Pier.

00:10:40.700 I was the only motherfucker in that theater who watched that movie.

00:10:44.320 So I just started doing real degenerate shit.

00:10:47.840 Oh, shit.

00:10:48.900 Started masturbating.

00:10:52.900 See how high up on the screen you can blow your lip?

00:10:55.980 Exactly.

00:10:56.860 Jesus Christ.

00:10:57.720 I've always had this idea, though, hear me out, of, like, going to, like, a really awful fucking movie.

00:11:04.600 This popped in my head when the Twilight movies were in.

00:11:08.240 Going into the movie theater with just a big box of crickets and a big box of mobs from Petco, and then just releasing them in the theater.

00:11:16.260 Because all the mobs will go to the screen and block the screen, and then all the crickets will start chirping and drawn up.

00:11:21.600 Just shut the theater down.

00:11:26.780 It would totally freak everybody out.

00:11:28.820 What you should do is you should actually do that.

00:11:30.900 Do you remember when Disney in Florida used to have the Bugs Life, like, whatever it was, like, sensory experience or something?

00:11:38.440 So it was, like, I don't remember exactly what it was.

00:11:40.660 It was a bunch of bugs.

00:11:41.580 They would spray water and shit.

00:11:43.020 Yeah, they would spray water.

00:11:44.460 They would make it sound like there were bugs crawling all over the floor.

00:11:46.100 And they would spray stuff to make it smell.

00:11:47.940 Yeah, and, like, some, like, stinger came out of the back of your seat and stung you in the back.

00:11:52.880 Well, that's not cool.

00:11:54.820 Is this Saw or Disneyland?

00:11:57.700 Well, if you know what's going to happen, you can kind of stand up and angle your asshole so that it kind of, you know, just pegs you if you want to.

00:12:03.440 You know what I mean?

00:12:04.600 Toad with the real big brain strats.

00:12:06.600 But if you did that and you did what Magnus did at that other movie theater and brought the real bugs in just to really fuck with people, that would be the best situation to do it.

00:12:16.200 You know, I'm realizing.

00:12:18.040 Go ahead.

00:12:18.940 No, I was going to say.

00:12:20.520 Me, James, and Toad look like a chain of Pokemon evolutions.

00:12:30.580 I'm the starter.

00:12:32.560 I don't know which one is the final or the middle.

00:12:35.560 But me, James, and Toad kind of look like offshoots of one another.

00:12:40.400 James is definitely the Venusaur in this situation.

00:12:42.520 Oh, yeah.

00:12:43.060 He's one of them.

00:12:43.360 So he's the middle.

00:12:45.000 Okay.

00:12:45.320 Oh, no, no.

00:12:46.080 Venusaur's the big one, right?

00:12:47.220 Yeah.

00:12:47.540 So it's me, then Toad, then James.

00:12:49.320 Yeah, James is the final iteration.

00:12:52.300 Yeah, and he has a much better beard.

00:12:54.460 But see, like, I just always was raised on that, like, shit poster energy.

00:12:58.760 And we used to do so much chaotic.

00:13:00.260 Because my friends were anarchists.

00:13:01.460 So we would just do chaotic shit to fuck with people all the time.

00:13:04.720 And there's that old story that I just love so much where, like, I don't know if they

00:13:08.800 ever did it, but it was a 4chan post of going into a school with eight chickens and numbering

00:13:14.480 them one to nine, skipping over eight, and then just releasing them.

00:13:19.360 Like, we used to do shit like that all the time.

00:13:21.480 Like, my favorite one we ever did is we used to.

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00:13:38.960 Drive around Charlevoix, which is, like, the super rich fucking bougie tourist town in northern

00:13:43.560 Michigan.

00:13:44.320 Like, everything's gorgeous.

00:13:46.380 A bunch of mansions and everything.

00:13:47.920 Our disgusting asses didn't belong there.

00:13:49.800 But we would throw my friend in the trunk with nothing but his boxers and drive up to,

00:13:55.560 like, these rich people that were, like, walking their dogs and stuff.

00:13:57.820 And I would slam the brakes and pop the trunk.

00:14:00.480 And he would just run out, screaming into the woods.

00:14:03.640 And if anyone stopped him, he'd be like, I was in Georgia this morning.

00:14:07.240 And I blacked out.

00:14:08.380 Where am I?

00:14:09.400 And we would just fuck with people.

00:14:12.180 Jesus Christ.

00:14:14.320 He should have been totally nude, man.

00:14:16.860 Just go all the way with it.

00:14:17.920 We're trying not to go to jail.

00:14:19.400 That might get you for criminal charges.

00:14:21.220 Yeah, we're all, like, 16 and shit.

00:14:22.920 Like, a kid sees that shit, then you can't go near a school, which makes it less fun.

00:14:27.500 Oh, shit.

00:14:28.140 Now we're all pedos or something for saying that.

00:14:30.520 Oh, fuck.

00:14:30.580 Yeah, just, like, we always have this motto that we wanted to, like, create those situations

00:14:35.080 where Dave comes home from his 9-to-5 job that he's done for, like, the same shit for

00:14:39.880 the last year and goes up to his wife.

00:14:41.580 And he's like, Karen, you would not fucking believe what I saw today.

00:14:46.000 And, like, he's trying to do that to, like, make people's lives more fucking interested.

00:14:52.360 I just love how in your head it's just, like, kidnapping, fine, public nudity, no.

00:14:57.520 That's just America.

00:15:01.740 Look at some fucking French, like, commercials.

00:15:05.620 And it's just, like, titties and fucking straight-up bush.

00:15:10.320 I was talking to Rogue the other night, and he was just like, oh, yeah, after 10 o'clock

00:15:14.300 in Europe, it's, like, it's full nudity on TV.

00:15:17.700 And I was just like, all right, Dave, when we move to Europe, let's go.

00:15:21.260 You see that a lot whenever you, like, in UFC fights or MMA fights or boxing or whatever,

00:15:26.280 you watch grown men beat the fuck out of each other or women beat the fuck out of each other.

00:15:31.020 There's blood all over the mat.

00:15:32.380 Their eyes are about to fall out of their head.

00:15:34.360 Their lip is halfway apart.

00:15:35.980 But then whenever they start doing the post-fight interview, they bleep out the curse words.

00:15:41.740 We're fucking weird.

00:15:43.220 We're like, yeah, it's America has this weird puritanical thing to it.

00:15:47.500 Yeah, I agree.

00:15:48.100 Yeah, I mean, it's becoming, like, gradually less like that, I guess, where, like, I think

00:15:53.780 now you're allowed to say, like, fuck after 10 p.m. or something, but you, I mean, you

00:15:57.540 still can't show, like, boobs, which makes no sense.

00:15:59.900 You could show, like, ultra-violent shit, though, which is...

00:16:02.960 Yeah, even my parents were that way, where, like, I would be, like, eight years old, and

00:16:07.100 they're like, yeah, you could play Mortal Kombat, but then, like, there'd be, like, a risky

00:16:10.600 scene in a fucking James Bond movie, and they'd be like, Zach, don't look at this.

00:16:15.000 Like, these kids...

00:16:15.920 Because you're 13, man, you can't do that.

00:16:18.100 What do you mean?

00:16:18.860 Yeah.

00:16:19.500 I don't know what it is.

00:16:21.080 We're weird.

00:16:21.600 We're just fucking weird people.

00:16:23.480 Literally, those old Jean-Claude Van Damme movies that are just, like, super violent, but,

00:16:28.400 like, your parents are like, yeah, you can watch this.

00:16:30.520 It's fine.

00:16:31.060 But then, like, watching, I don't know, like, if...

00:16:34.460 Baywatch or some shit.

00:16:35.920 Yeah, they're just like, yeah, Baywatch would be the great one.

00:16:38.480 Because they slow-mo the bouncing titties and shit.

00:16:41.300 Oh, yeah.

00:16:41.720 No, no.

00:16:42.360 Some of my favorite childhood memories are, like, being home sick from school with, like,

00:16:48.100 a huge soup pot next to me on my parents' bed, and my mom will have gone to Blockbuster

00:16:52.220 and rented every Steven Seagal movie she could find just so that she could leave me home alone

00:16:56.360 without her having to take care of me.

00:16:59.560 Dude, this old...

00:17:00.680 Oh, which, by the way, I got into watching, like, Tom Segura and, like, Bill Burr make fun

00:17:06.120 of, like, the newer movies that he's put out.

00:17:09.900 Have you seen any of those?

00:17:11.520 Steven Seagal?

00:17:12.220 Dude, I saw one that was based in Louisiana, and he was talking jive.

00:17:16.700 Steven Seagal...

00:17:17.500 No, no, no.

00:17:18.060 I'm not kidding.

00:17:18.760 No, no, no, no.

00:17:19.480 That's not a movie.

00:17:20.620 He was actually...

00:17:20.840 That's a cop show.

00:17:21.880 Yeah, he was actually a cop.

00:17:22.740 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:17:24.100 There was a movie with...

00:17:25.580 Shut up.

00:17:26.020 I know what I'm talking about.

00:17:26.680 There was a movie with Ving Rhames.

00:17:28.700 I'm telling you, it was a movie.

00:17:30.160 I know this.

00:17:31.520 He played a mob boss, Cole.

00:17:33.200 It wasn't him being a cop.

00:17:34.360 I know that's a show.

00:17:35.200 I know that's a show, and he...

00:17:37.040 Steven Seagal spoke in jive.

00:17:39.620 No, he still speaks in jive when he was a cop.

00:17:42.460 He'd be going up to, like...

00:17:43.440 It depends on who he's talking to.

00:17:45.300 What up, cuz?

00:17:47.280 He says, what up, cuz, all the time.

00:17:49.300 Be like, what kind of bad pipe this is?

00:17:51.380 A quack pipe.

00:17:52.360 He's like, what's some shit like that?

00:17:54.540 Dude, he's a weird human.

00:17:56.520 All of them are.

00:17:58.020 Like, if you look at him, like, Stallone is the only one that isn't fucking weird.

00:18:01.600 Like, Arnold?

00:18:02.280 Arnold's fucking weird, dude.

00:18:03.500 Arnold does a lot of weird shit.

00:18:04.840 Like, uh, Jesse Ventura does a lot of weird shit.

00:18:07.960 Like, they're all fucking brain damaged or something from looking at him.

00:18:11.180 I think they're all brain damaged, yeah.

00:18:12.880 Well, Jesse probably from wrestling, yeah.

00:18:15.080 It's the fucking steroids, man.

00:18:16.820 And Arnold is just Austrian, so, I mean, that's it, Eric.

00:18:20.200 Just retarded by default.

00:18:22.560 Have you heard the man speak?

00:18:24.440 Hey, don't make fun of my school of economics, man.

00:18:27.320 Yeah, no, fucking, there's, like, there's, like, this one behind-the-scenes thing where, uh, Jesse Ventura was talking about being on the scene of Predator, and he wanted to impress Arnold Schwarzenegger, so he'd show up, like, 15 minutes before Schwarzenegger would go to the gym, and he'd have his assistant, like, dump buckets of water on him.

00:18:43.980 And then he'd start lifting weights, so Arnold would come in and be like, oh, you're working out dirty.

00:18:49.900 When did Arnold become Chinese, or, like, a Japanese old Japanese man?

00:18:55.060 Hey, don't, don't, I can't do accents, leave me alone.

00:18:57.340 I don't know, I just, I just like to combine him with the, uh, hop-up meme now with just Arnold saying, get to the chop-up.

00:19:05.560 You know, there's a band called Austrian Death Machine that, it's the singer from As L.A. Dying, Tim Lambesis, and it's just, it's just, I don't think, they probably released one or two albums, but it's all.

00:19:18.260 They released a Christmas album, where it's just them screaming in Arnold Schwarzenegger voice over heavy metal Christmas music.

00:19:23.800 The singer, he sings like he's Arnold Schwarzenegger talking about, like, working out and, like, action movie shit, and, yeah.

00:19:30.240 That's great.

00:19:31.500 That, that, that, and, uh, Death Beak are my two favorite gimmick bands.

00:19:36.300 Death Beak is a-

00:19:36.880 Oh, what about the Oakley Doakleys, the Ned Flanders metal band?

00:19:40.480 Death, Death Beak is a heavy metal band where the lead singer is a parrot, okay?

00:19:44.580 Leave me alone.

00:19:47.240 It's just a parrot screaming into a microphone.

00:19:49.740 A parrot can do a good vocal fry scream.

00:19:52.800 It's true.

00:19:53.440 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:54.560 Awesome.

00:19:55.500 Oh, man.

00:19:56.160 Maybe nothing beats that.

00:19:57.340 I don't know.

00:19:57.700 That might beat the entire band of Ned Flanders.

00:20:00.120 Yeah, I was gonna say, do y'all know who the Oakley Doakleys are?

00:20:02.540 Okay.

00:20:02.680 They're Oakley Doakleys.

00:20:03.440 No.

00:20:03.660 It's, it's, no, okay, it's a band that they all dress up like Ned Flanders.

00:20:07.600 They all have moustaches and shit.

00:20:09.520 Cool story, bro.

00:20:11.480 They all dress in Hawaiian shirts.

00:20:13.300 They're called the Boob Boys.

00:20:14.760 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:16.400 We should talk about some of that.

00:20:17.840 Well, yeah, I was gonna ask.

00:20:18.780 I'm sure you've explained it before, but did Magnus Panvidia, what does that name, like,

00:20:23.900 what's the origin of the name?

00:20:25.520 Okay.

00:20:25.780 So, uh, when I was on my big gay commune with all of the pagan and Wiccan ladies, uh, essentially

00:20:32.160 the way it works is you have to come up with a name because you don't go by your actual

00:20:35.620 name.

00:20:36.520 So, I just took a bunch of, like, three different languages.

00:20:40.960 I picked a word that had a cool meaning and slapped them together, and that's Magnus

00:20:44.960 Panvidia.

00:20:45.720 So, it was no, like, there's no deep origin story where it's like, oh, it means victory

00:20:49.460 of...

00:20:49.900 No, I mean, it has a super cool meaning, but it was just totally arbitrary, uh, Magnus

00:20:54.840 means the great in Latin, and then Pan is Greek for, like, chaos and disorder, and then

00:21:00.100 Vidya is Sanskrit for true knowledge.

00:21:03.880 So, it's like...

00:21:04.260 Oh, shit.

00:21:04.680 So, it's like the great, the great and chaotic search for true knowledge or some hipster shit

00:21:09.200 was pretty much what I came up with.

00:21:10.780 So, that's what it's been for, like, ever.

00:21:12.380 What's your real name?

00:21:13.680 I'm just gonna say nice fucking shit.

00:21:15.700 Nice fucking shit.

00:21:17.300 I'm leaving this podcast.

00:21:18.340 Like, did James put you up to that?

00:21:21.060 What the fuck?

00:21:22.660 And also, apparently, Vermin Supreme was already taken, so that was a problem as well.

00:21:27.540 Yeah.

00:21:28.840 Big watch.

00:21:29.540 But yeah, the boog stuff.

00:21:30.380 What do you want to know about the boog stuff?

00:21:33.040 How long has it been co-opted by the CIA?

00:21:36.960 Probably created by the CIA.

00:21:38.620 I wouldn't be surprised.

00:21:39.800 Only them would come up with something so weird and stupid, and I love it.

00:21:42.680 Well, did it...

00:21:43.760 So, from Instagram, there's a guy on Instagram that his...

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00:22:03.820 Hashtag make a play.

00:22:05.220 His page, but I can't remember his name.

00:22:08.680 But he had a post about how the boogaloo started, because a lot of people were coming

00:22:12.980 at him and being like, oh, yeah, the boogaloo's like a racist alt-right thing.

00:22:16.140 He was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not.

00:22:17.820 He was like, it started as a meme because, I think it wasn't Alex Jones said something

00:22:24.420 boogaloo or something like that early on.

00:22:27.320 And then from there, it kind of just went...

00:22:29.660 I remember very...

00:22:32.280 Yeah.

00:22:32.740 It was posted about it like a year ago.

00:22:34.620 Yeah, essentially, that is the deep origins of it, is how memes work.

00:22:39.560 I forget exactly what he said, but Alex Jones said something stupid with boogaloo in it.

00:22:43.820 And totally different context.

00:22:45.880 And then people just memed that repeatedly until it eventually evolved into the globalist

00:22:52.820 takeover electric boogaloo into Civil War II electric boogaloo to Revolutionary War II

00:22:58.100 electric boogaloo.

00:22:59.140 And everybody picked it up on the 4chan circles, and particularly in the gun community for gun

00:23:05.080 confiscation of when they take the guns, that's when the boogaloo kicks off.

00:23:09.060 And so the fact that it was ever sold as a racist meme is hilarious to me.

00:23:13.500 And I actually talked to a guy.

00:23:15.880 He's a black communist dude who runs a communist fucking gun channel that specifically talked

00:23:22.800 about guns from that.

00:23:24.300 You wouldn't even know he was a communist because all he does is talk about firearms.

00:23:28.860 And I talked to him and I'm like, you're the perfect person to ask, do you think the

00:23:32.100 boogaloo is a racist meme?

00:23:33.160 And he's like, fuck no, I've seen that shit around for years.

00:23:35.600 And this is a black communist.

00:23:37.440 It comes from these liberal fucking Karens that still think that 4chan is like some giant

00:23:43.740 neo-Nazi den because they've never actually gone on it to fucking see what 4chan is.

00:23:48.940 Well, part of it too is in this country, everything is so binary.

00:23:52.900 So if you're like a conservative, then you like guns and you hate gay people and you're

00:23:58.800 religious and you support all the wars.

00:24:01.440 And if you're a liberal, then it's all the opposite.

00:24:04.540 You don't like guns.

00:24:05.800 You want higher taxes and it's X, Y, and Z, et cetera, et cetera.

00:24:09.320 So whenever they see like the boog types walking around and I know like you guys are

00:24:14.940 not obviously like a lot of y'all are like centrist as far as the left, right political

00:24:19.480 spectrum goes, not centrist as the dirty term.

00:24:22.000 Like you, you don't stand for anything kind of shit.

00:24:23.840 You know, I think, you know, you know what I mean?

00:24:25.420 We're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're a bunch of averages out.

00:24:28.260 Exactly.

00:24:28.620 Right.

00:24:29.060 There's so many extreme left.

00:24:30.340 Exactly.

00:24:30.640 It's a good way to put it.

00:24:31.460 It's the, the, the extreme positions offset each other, but it's extreme in a good way.

00:24:35.500 Uh, and so, but I think that they see you walking around with AR 15s and they just immediately

00:24:40.520 associate that with people that are, you know, thin blue line sticker on the back of

00:24:45.100 the truck, uh, who are, you know, ostensibly racist or whatever, you know, rednecks and

00:24:50.720 you know, you know how it is.

00:24:53.020 Yeah.

00:24:53.160 Even some of the like Republicans and conservatives fall for that all the time.

00:24:56.440 Right.

00:24:56.580 Of course.

00:24:57.420 I re I remember distinctly, um, almost every single one of the giant boogaloo pages on Facebook

00:25:03.060 that probably had like 3 million followers, all of them, all of them were run by anarchists

00:25:08.740 and like, obviously the, and caps and like a Gores and stuff, but a couple of them were

00:25:12.680 like run by mutualists and like anarcho syndicalists.

00:25:15.080 So like communists and shit, but you wouldn't have even noticed because it's our version of

00:25:19.480 that shit.

00:25:20.080 It's the shit posty fun, not buzzkill shit, you know?

00:25:23.380 So, and I distinctly remember one day Birdman, who, who's a good friend of like trash men

00:25:29.640 and Cato and all these other old admins started like posting like mutualist memes and all

00:25:33.740 of these Trump supporters had like fucking meltdown.

00:25:36.720 It's like the boog was always supposed to be about the constitution and conservative

00:25:41.380 values and it's like, dude, the earliest memes are about shooting cops.

00:25:46.280 Like what the fuck do you mean?

00:25:47.760 Like where the hell did y'all come from?

00:25:49.400 Where did you get so confused about this?

00:25:50.920 Like, like if you just, I, I, I went to Google and I searched Boogaloo and I took it far

00:25:54.960 back as I could.

00:25:55.700 And it's all about throwing IRS employees in the Boston Harbor and like training bears

00:25:59.620 how to shoot guns and shit.

00:26:00.680 Like, where did you get that?

00:26:01.600 This was like some God almighty Christian American feel it.

00:26:04.980 Like, no, get the fuck out of here.

00:26:07.640 Hand them some spooner or something.

00:26:09.960 Spoon them.

00:26:11.300 I'd say the spoon.

00:26:12.320 I think it was a spooner.

00:26:13.360 One of those memes was a spooner meme that triggered like fucking like 50,000 Trumpers and caused

00:26:17.780 them to leave the page.

00:26:18.700 It was just like, how dare you talk bad about my constitution?

00:26:22.900 Well, because, because the MAGA people actually did think they were, I mean, and to an extent

00:26:27.620 that they were against establishment and they, they just saw Boogaloo as against establishment

00:26:32.120 and they had like a point like, yeah, you were kind of, but you're not.

00:26:36.080 The Boogaloo is not just against the Democrats and the rhinos.

00:26:39.940 It was like, we're against the whole government.

00:26:41.700 Like, we would just want to shut that shit down from the, like, raise it to the grounds.

00:26:46.740 That's it.

00:26:47.380 Yeah.

00:26:47.800 Cause like, like a Ford Fisher talks about it.

00:26:49.780 Like one of the, our most famous events was in Columbus to where we showed up with like

00:26:54.420 a bunch of Trumpers and proud boys and everything to protest the lockdowns.

00:26:58.800 And then a bunch of like BLM people and stuff in like anti-fascist people were protesting

00:27:04.220 alongside for like a different issue.

00:27:06.840 I forget why they were there.

00:27:07.800 And like, they started to intermix and do what those groups do and like getting each

00:27:12.900 other's fucking faces and act like assholes and shit.

00:27:14.920 And we stood in between with guns and the proud boys, the proud boys were the ones that

00:27:19.960 got mad at us.

00:27:20.580 And they're like, blah, blah, blah.

00:27:21.860 Like, why are you stopping the cops from arresting these people?

00:27:24.400 And, and, you know, and obviously we're like, well, everyone can fucking protest.

00:27:28.360 Yeah.

00:27:29.260 Yeah.

00:27:29.620 Exactly.

00:27:29.980 That was exactly the conversation.

00:27:31.020 Like, well, everyone has a right to protest.

00:27:32.800 They're not hurting you being here.

00:27:33.960 Leave them alone and fuck the cops.

00:27:35.460 And that set the proud boys off.

00:27:37.080 They were like, there's videos of them screaming at my friend, Mick, like, like they're, they're

00:27:41.160 what keeps us safe.

00:27:42.060 That's they're built on the bedrock of this country.

00:27:44.360 And, and Mick sitting there being like, who's going to put you in the camps?

00:27:47.700 Yeah.

00:27:49.480 It got, it got so bad that we ended up getting to fistfights with each other in Columbus.

00:27:54.080 And like that, like that was where some of the early conversations with like, uh, like

00:27:58.880 the BLM and the anti, uh, anti-fod types came from is they were like, oh, we thought you

00:28:02.660 were on their side.

00:28:03.480 And we're like, we're not on anybody's team, bro.

00:28:05.280 Like we're not on your team.

00:28:07.040 We're not on their team.

00:28:08.100 Like, no.

00:28:10.080 Right.

00:28:10.680 Yeah.

00:28:10.980 People.

00:28:11.480 Yeah.

00:28:11.740 They can't really do like Nick said, you know, people with binary brains, they can't

00:28:15.700 really like, yeah.

00:28:17.300 When they can't put you into a box, they kind of freak out a little bit.

00:28:20.180 So it's like, oh, what's going on?

00:28:21.440 There was, there was a, there was a month where I like within the same month, I went

00:28:25.280 to an anti-lockdown protest, a second amendment protest, a police brutality protest, and then

00:28:31.860 like a homeless outreach that was like run by a bunch of communists.

00:28:34.920 And people are like, oh, you stand for nothing.

00:28:36.840 And it's like, no, what do you, I believe in all these fucking things.

00:28:41.460 Like blow me.

00:28:43.540 If we're on the subject of like binary thinking, James, I wanted to ask you specifically, uh,

00:28:49.740 being a gay guy and you're affiliated with the Mises caucus and we've seen, and we spoke

00:28:54.760 about it, you and I, whenever we recorded both of our shows, um, is, have you gotten

00:29:00.000 shit from what we would call the loser brigade for being affiliated with the Mises caucus,

00:29:04.160 even though you're a gay guy, you're not, and you're not like socially conservative.

00:29:07.220 Like how, how has that affected your relationship with libertarians outside of the Mises caucus?

00:29:11.500 I don't really associate with libertarians outside the Mises caucus, to be honest.

00:29:15.500 Okay.

00:29:16.820 But do you get, do you get, do you get shit for it?

00:29:19.520 Are you the kind of guy that just blocks people?

00:29:21.300 Just fuck you.

00:29:22.080 Um, so I don't, I've never gotten shit online for anything.

00:29:25.220 I'm publishing an episode with Stefan Molyneux later this week.

00:29:28.280 So I, like, I'm hoping that that's my, like my entry into like getting harassed online.

00:29:36.940 Cause I, I wish that they would do more of it.

00:29:39.800 Uh, but yeah, no, I've never caught any shit.

00:29:42.920 And I live in Minnesota where like everyone is just so friendly that like the caucuses and

00:29:47.440 stuff get along.

00:29:48.920 Interesting.

00:29:49.780 It's almost like all this shit's bullshit.

00:29:52.080 Yeah, it's almost like that, isn't it?

00:29:53.760 Well, part of the reason I asked is because, um, Reed Coverdale, who we all know and love

00:29:57.960 is, is somebody that said whenever he started seeing favorable things about the Mises caucus

00:30:02.540 guys like Dave Smith or, you know, anybody in that circle, he got shit from the folks

00:30:07.100 that are, uh, who, who I'm talking about now.

00:30:09.880 So I'm just curious as if, if you being a gay guy, like if they, it's an off the wall question,

00:30:16.200 I know, but I've seen them say shit like that.

00:30:18.400 Like how could like a black folk, a black gentleman be involved in the Mises caucus?

00:30:22.360 Cause they're racist.

00:30:23.080 So I figured there might be something there too.

00:30:25.640 Oh man.

00:30:26.140 I wish they, I wish they would.

00:30:29.060 I wish I would.

00:30:29.740 I wish I could speak jive.

00:30:35.000 I don't know how to do that either.

00:30:35.860 Part of the, part of the, part of the way I grew my Twitter following was by creating

00:30:40.160 controversy.

00:30:40.780 So I understand what you mean.

00:30:42.200 Nick, what do you mean?

00:30:42.980 You have like eight followers right now.

00:30:46.720 Mr.

00:30:47.200 Band.

00:30:47.900 Yeah.

00:30:48.800 If you want to get into it, I can.

00:30:50.740 No, I'm in a weird fucking position though with all of this because like, I'm like personal

00:30:55.720 friends with Spike Cohen.

00:30:56.740 And I like love vermin Supreme and I love Dave Smith and all of their fans have come

00:31:01.800 after me at one point or another.

00:31:03.140 And all of their fans have supported me at one point or another.

00:31:06.100 So I'm just like, what is going on?

00:31:08.520 I don't fucking understand.

00:31:10.980 Maddie.

00:31:11.460 I did have a question for me.

00:31:12.660 Cause there was, I've only disagreed with Dave like one time and it was on, it was on

00:31:18.680 physical fitness.

00:31:19.360 It was physical fitness.

00:31:20.380 Wasn't it?

00:31:20.520 Yeah.

00:31:22.200 Cause I was just like, why, why is he so thin?

00:31:24.440 What the fuck?

00:31:25.180 He's a little pansy.

00:31:26.140 No.

00:31:26.940 Um, do you remember the BLM riots?

00:31:31.220 I think they were in, or it was a protest and it was in Texas at one point.

00:31:35.540 The guy that got, um, that got shot by the dude.

00:31:39.960 Yeah.

00:31:40.480 Garrett Foster.

00:31:41.340 Garrett Foster.

00:31:41.940 Yeah.

00:31:42.060 I'm personal friends with him.

00:31:42.980 Yeah.

00:31:43.620 I wanted to get your take on that because the, when Dave did a video on that one, I disagreed

00:31:49.180 with Dave because Dave said he saw it as justified that he was shot or that, or that the guy

00:31:55.960 shot him basically.

00:31:57.220 And I did not feel that way.

00:31:59.240 Okay.

00:31:59.600 So, yeah.

00:32:02.180 So, so come, so coming from someone who talked to Garrett, who knew Garrett and a lot of people

00:32:07.120 don't know that Garrett wasn't the only boog on the ground there.

00:32:09.760 There was actually like four other people.

00:32:11.080 And, and one of them actually fired on the dude's car as he drove away.

00:32:14.600 That's the other shots you hear.

00:32:16.200 Yeah.

00:32:16.380 And that was a boogaloo boy.

00:32:17.540 I actually think that was malpractice medic on Facebook.

00:32:20.740 If I'm not mistaken, they hit that did that.

00:32:23.240 Well, not Facebook, Twitter.

00:32:24.200 You could like look them up.

00:32:25.000 Uh, my, my take on that situation is it was just a clusterfuck.

00:32:30.500 And I, I don't like for my bias, cause Garrett's my friend.

00:32:33.820 I don't think it was, I don't think Garrett had any intention to harm the guy.

00:32:38.840 He was just trying to figure out what was going on because you can hear him yelling

00:32:42.800 beforehand, yelling at people to get the fuck back from the car and just trying to like

00:32:46.960 figure out what the fuck is going on.

00:32:48.160 Like this dude run somebody over.

00:32:49.480 Is this guy's okay?

00:32:50.180 Like, you know, doing what we do as security at events of like clear the fucking area,

00:32:55.240 figure out what the fuck is going on, try to like mediate the situation.

00:32:59.460 But at the same time, like, and, and I do think it was stupid how the dude drove into

00:33:03.460 the crowd.

00:33:03.980 It's like, like, that's, that's not even a smart tactical decision, you know, like from

00:33:09.220 that.

00:33:10.040 But at the same time, like, I don't, I can't sit there and blame him if he turned over

00:33:14.360 and saw a dude in a balaclava with an AK 47 and just fucking panicked.

00:33:17.640 And like, that's my friend, you know?

00:33:19.000 So I could say that.

00:33:19.640 Like, I, I don't, I can't, so that's, that's my kind of take on it is it was just fucked

00:33:24.660 up.

00:33:24.940 Like, like nobody's in the right or wrong.

00:33:26.880 It was just a chaotic fog of war clusterfuck situation and people that demonize the driver

00:33:33.040 or try to paint him to be some hero.

00:33:34.760 Like, no, sorry.

00:33:36.140 Like, that's not how, that's not how like the real world works.

00:33:39.020 And when you go on the ground in these events and you see how much of a clusterfuck they

00:33:42.520 are, like the best example I think of most recently was in Louisville where we had like

00:33:47.640 black, black Hebrew Israelites showed up and then started getting into fights with BLM protesters

00:33:51.660 while some weird tall white dude in a trench coat walked up with flowers and was trying

00:33:55.960 to say that, give these to Brianna Taylor's mother with like, looked like Nero with like

00:33:59.820 sketchy glasses on.

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00:34:17.880 Hashtag make a play.

00:34:21.120 Neo.

00:34:21.900 Neo.

00:34:22.240 Sorry.

00:34:22.740 Neo?

00:34:23.440 It looked like Neo from the Matrix.

00:34:24.980 And the show, end it, it's over.

00:34:26.480 He looks like, he looks like Roman Emperor Nero.

00:34:29.960 No, no, he looked like Neo from the Matrix.

00:34:32.860 Like he had like a long black trench coat with like fucking nineties glasses on.

00:34:35.620 He walked up with a bouquet of flowers.

00:34:37.200 This is happening at the same time.

00:34:39.120 Meanwhile, like the media is like fucking running around and blocking the protesters and the

00:34:43.340 protesters are yelling at them to get the fuck out of the way so they can march.

00:34:46.360 And it's like the whole time you're sitting there with a rifle, supposed to like figure

00:34:50.240 out what the fuck is going on.

00:34:51.720 These situations are way more complex than any of like the Fox News or the MSNBC or any

00:34:57.040 of these fucking people understand.

00:34:58.960 They just pick a team and then just run from there.

00:35:01.680 So like whatever BLM does is bad or whatever BLM does is good.

00:35:05.460 When in reality, like on the ground, these are cluster fucks.

00:35:10.220 I think that's too much nuance and you should have more faith in our legacy media.

00:35:15.300 We need to go over my news.

00:35:16.980 Lied about me in particular because they said that we blocked a road in Louisville when

00:35:21.520 we were standing on the sidewalk, bro.

00:35:22.980 I was there.

00:35:23.780 I was literally standing there.

00:35:25.840 We were out in front of a nightclub on the grass and they came and deployed like 300

00:35:30.520 fucking riot cops on us for standing on the grass in front of this nightclub.

00:35:34.160 You were blocking the bike road.

00:35:36.200 That's what they were saying.

00:35:38.520 The foot traffic road.

00:35:40.740 Yeah, right.

00:35:41.680 And then Fox News was like there was reports that they were blocking traffic with guns.

00:35:45.360 And I'm like, dude, we never.

00:35:46.840 Well, the thing about that is that's the thing, though, with it, with the way that the news

00:35:50.840 media works, with the way that the corporate press works is they can say that they can get

00:35:54.460 away if they use tricky language and they say there were reports that this happened.

00:35:59.000 So if if one if two people said they were blocking the road, then that means that they

00:36:03.840 were reports that y'all were blocking the road.

00:36:06.580 You see what I mean?

00:36:07.280 So all it takes is never mind that those reports came from the undercover cop and

00:36:10.340 it's like the obvious Ford vehicle that's the exact same as all the other cruisers.

00:36:15.800 It just doesn't have lights on it.

00:36:16.960 Yeah.

00:36:17.340 And it has like the super-tainted windows.

00:36:20.360 As Michael Malice says, factual but not truthful.

00:36:23.360 Right.

00:36:24.000 Right.

00:36:24.640 Now, was that dude who like kind of started the like the Minneapolis George Flitch, it

00:36:30.060 was that guy actually a cop?

00:36:31.760 Oh, Derek Chauvin?

00:36:32.560 Of course he was a cop.

00:36:33.740 No, no, no, no, no.

00:36:34.720 No, there was a video.

00:36:35.780 There was a video of a dude in all black that was smashing windows.

00:36:39.620 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:40.720 And the protesters were like, bro, who the fuck are you?

00:36:42.680 We don't know you.

00:36:43.320 I remember that, yeah.

00:36:44.280 Yeah, the guy at the auto zone.

00:36:45.840 Agent provocateurs are fucking real.

00:36:47.600 They are.

00:36:48.140 No, not an autonomous zone.

00:36:50.360 Yeah, I had to explain that to Alex Jones of all people.

00:36:53.320 When I went on his show, I'm like, bro, you taught me that in fucking-

00:36:55.940 He talks about that, yeah.

00:36:57.300 Yeah, you taught me that in Seattle that people pretended to be anarchists and protesters

00:37:01.660 and started fights and shit and that they were actual cops.

00:37:04.360 Now I have to come to you now and explain that like, hey, maybe there's a small chance that

00:37:09.240 not- maybe not even half, but a third of the time shit goes sideways at these protests.

00:37:14.100 It's fucking cops doing this.

00:37:16.380 I have to explain this to you, Alex Jones.

00:37:18.860 Like, what do you mean?

00:37:20.340 Well, yeah.

00:37:20.780 I can't remember the timeline exactly, but didn't he come do that, the auto zone,

00:37:24.600 after they had already started attacking the police station?

00:37:27.580 Was the police station already being attacked?

00:37:29.140 No.

00:37:29.300 Because he was attacking at broad daylight, like it was still sunny out and he was walking

00:37:34.160 around all black, like breaking windows and shit.

00:37:36.320 There was some like mild stuff going on that afternoon.

00:37:38.980 It was so weird.

00:37:40.060 Like, there was a car just randomly on fire in the grocery store parking lot, right across-

00:37:45.000 like right around the corner from that auto zone.

00:37:47.160 I live like, you know, two miles from there.

00:37:50.480 Oh.

00:37:51.300 So, yeah, like we watched the police station burning on a Facebook live stream.

00:37:56.240 It just so happened we were down in Dallas visiting my family that weekend, and we were

00:38:00.760 in Dallas visiting my family the weekend, like, you know, a couple of months ago when

00:38:04.700 that chick cop in Brooklyn Center shot that dude.

00:38:09.080 Like, we just happened to miss all the riots.

00:38:11.740 It was either fortunate or unfortunate, depending on how you look at it.

00:38:15.560 James' CIA confirmed.

00:38:17.340 He knew exactly what it was.

00:38:19.080 He pulled out right now.

00:38:20.120 I got my fucking Miami Vice shirt on.

00:38:21.580 You think this is Boogaloo shit?

00:38:23.100 Was it James that was breaking the windows?

00:38:24.800 I have heard conspiracies that every single riot was secretly started by Boogaloo.

00:38:29.640 So, not only are you breaking new ground by having five gay members on the show, but

00:38:36.620 we also have five feds on the show right now.

00:38:38.920 Four and a half, Nick.

00:38:40.020 All right, fine.

00:38:40.820 Four and a half, but five feds on the show.

00:38:42.600 But no, yeah, that whole conspiracy comes from that police station because a Boogaloo boy

00:38:51.740 was arrested because he put five rounds from his AK-47 into that police station, and then

00:38:57.660 a conspiracy started that it was really the Boog that had done all of these bad things.

00:39:02.520 The details forget that the police station was already completely on fire, and the dude

00:39:07.440 just shot at it five times.

00:39:08.980 Yeah, and I think I actually know who that guy was on Twitter, too.

00:39:12.340 Yeah, a lot of people probably do.

00:39:14.240 And it's like, bro.

00:39:15.960 And they're like, oh, they committed a violent act in Minneapolis after they burned the police

00:39:20.540 station down?

00:39:22.260 Now, Magnus, have you had any of your friends or people that you know have been red flagged?

00:39:27.720 Oh, yeah.

00:39:28.820 I have seven friends that are facing anywhere between five to 30 years in federal prison,

00:39:37.460 and I have three that are dead.

00:39:40.640 Are you worried about consequences for yourself?

00:39:44.300 No.

00:39:46.460 This is an elaborate suicide ritual.

00:39:49.920 That's what you all need to understand.

00:39:50.960 By no, to elaborate, do you just not care?

00:39:58.340 Yeah, I just don't care.

00:39:59.280 Okay, you just don't care.

00:40:00.060 So you're aware that some shit could go down, and you could be caught taking a smoke outside

00:40:05.000 and something happening, and you're just fucking down with it?

00:40:09.060 Yeah.

00:40:09.940 Live free or die, bro.

00:40:11.520 You're a fucking boss.

00:40:12.800 I love you.

00:40:13.860 I've been visited by the FBI.

00:40:18.120 I've been visited by the Department of Homeland Security.

00:40:20.400 My good friend, Summer, got visited by fucking the Secret Service.

00:40:24.700 My friend, Henry, got visited by the FBI multiple times.

00:40:27.260 My friend, Tim.

00:40:28.020 My friend, Andrew.

00:40:29.020 Like, almost every single person.

00:40:30.640 Stop naming names, stupid.

00:40:31.820 No, no.

00:40:32.480 Like, all of these people are on Twitter and have posted pictures of the cards.

00:40:37.180 Because, like, hey, look who visited me today.

00:40:39.940 Because we don't give a fuck.

00:40:41.220 Like, that OPSEC thing, they know who you are.

00:40:43.480 Unless you're, like, running between, like, five VPNs, and you have your computer in a

00:40:47.480 Faraday cage, and you don't own your fucking smartphone.

00:40:49.540 And you're in a smartphone or some shit.

00:40:50.700 Yeah.

00:40:50.940 Like, they know who you are.

00:40:52.220 They know where you are.

00:40:53.400 Like, it's impossible.

00:40:54.720 And the more effort you put in to avoid being known, the more they're going to look into

00:40:59.640 you.

00:41:00.320 So at some point, you just have to be like, fuck it.

00:41:02.200 I don't care.

00:41:02.660 Like, I remember watching an Instagram live of a guy.

00:41:07.220 I think he was in Maryland.

00:41:08.740 Get red flagged.

00:41:09.820 And, dude, he was strapped.

00:41:11.200 Like, he was ready to go.

00:41:12.760 And I remember, like, there were some boog boys that were going to come down and help

00:41:15.320 him.

00:41:16.160 Dude, it was pretty crazy.

00:41:17.240 Was that Whiskey Warrior?

00:41:19.020 It was Whiskey Warrior.

00:41:19.900 Whiskey Warrior!

00:41:21.060 Dude, that's ancient boog lore.

00:41:22.860 That was ancient.

00:41:23.760 I remember watching that live, and I was like, shit's about to go down.

00:41:29.340 And it turned out that he lied about, like, 90%.

00:41:33.020 Yeah, he did.

00:41:35.060 Dude, he had the...

00:41:36.480 That's why we're all suspicious now, and it's fucked everything up, because half the goddamn

00:41:40.580 country was ready to show up at that dude's house and, like, y'all, let's go.

00:41:43.960 And then it turned out that he, like, lied about why they were there.

00:41:46.460 He lied about the situation.

00:41:47.820 It was like, they wanted him because he, like, fucking crashed his car or some shit, and

00:41:51.860 then, like, ran away from the scene or some shit.

00:41:53.520 I don't remember the details.

00:41:54.620 I thought it was that he beat his wife, or it was, like, domestic violence or something.

00:41:57.280 Yeah, it was a whole bunch of, like, I'm just...

00:41:59.340 He was just a fucking loser shit, and nothing to do with, like...

00:42:01.800 And then he was like, no, I got red flagged because I'm a boog boy and I have guns.

00:42:04.900 And then he was, like, literally, he was strapped.

00:42:07.300 Like, he had, like, his plates on.

00:42:09.300 He had everything.

00:42:10.040 He was ready to go.

00:42:10.760 That was the same thing with Omar Joffrey, like, a mile...

00:42:14.880 Well, not a mile, like, an hour away from me in Ann Arbor, had, like, an armed standoff

00:42:18.660 of the cops for, like, 24 hours.

00:42:20.440 He was, like, Facebook-living, saying he was gonna...

00:42:22.960 Fuck, he's not gonna give up.

00:42:24.380 They'll have to come and take it.

00:42:25.320 He shot the phone that the interpreter...

00:42:27.720 Well, not the interpreter, the...

00:42:28.980 What's the word I'm looking for?

00:42:29.940 The negotiator game.

00:42:31.200 He threw the phone on the ground and shot it with his AR on Facebook Live.

00:42:35.340 And then he was eventually, like, convinced to turn himself in.

00:42:38.860 But, like...

00:42:39.560 Yeah, dude, that's...

00:42:41.120 People dramatically underestimate how, like, ready to go a lot of people are.

00:42:45.220 Like, I wonder...

00:42:48.540 Because you don't get to talk to a lot of people, but you see those videos where, like, the

00:42:52.600 cops do, like, a welfare check or something on somebody, and then they, like, immediately

00:42:56.240 get shot at.

00:42:57.560 Like, how many of those people are on Libertarian Twitter?

00:43:00.180 And they're like, oh, fuck, this is the moment, bro.

00:43:03.460 You'll never know, because most of them die, because they obviously get killed by the cops.

00:43:07.020 But you never know of, like, they just see the cops outside.

00:43:09.700 They're like, oh, shit, the fucking...

00:43:11.560 The FBI is finally shot up.

00:43:13.220 All right.

00:43:18.120 I just had those questions for Magnus, because I've been watching the Boogaloo from afar for

00:43:23.560 a while, and so...

00:43:24.660 Yeah, if you know about Whiskey Warrior, you've been, like, here for, like, 60, 70% of it,

00:43:29.820 probably.

00:43:30.120 Yeah, man.

00:43:32.260 Fat Dave is an OG, man.

00:43:34.440 And we all know that the fat guy's, like, wearing Hawaiian shirts, so...

00:43:37.800 That's true.

00:43:38.360 Hell yeah.

00:43:38.920 Hell yeah.

00:43:39.260 Also, you get, as that one video on a fucking whatever Oliver fucking assholes thing, you

00:43:46.460 can hide a lot of guns in your Hawaiian shirt.

00:43:49.700 Oh, is that why you do it?

00:43:51.360 Oh, yeah.

00:43:52.000 It's not because...

00:43:52.620 There's, like, 32 different origin stories for the Hawaiian shirt, depending on who you

00:43:56.880 fucking ask, so have fun with that.

00:43:58.600 By now, it's all just, it's almost so far become a meme and become, like, the alt-right

00:44:04.860 uses it.

00:44:05.380 It's just, like, all right.

00:44:07.300 There's almost no reason, I mean, besides just wearing it for the memes.

00:44:11.020 It doesn't...

00:44:11.480 Yeah.

00:44:12.080 Like, nobody can agree.

00:44:13.640 But there's cool things I find out, though, of, like, apparently...

00:44:17.580 Do you guys know about the Battle of Athens, Tennessee?

00:44:20.720 That was something with Boss Crump?

00:44:25.080 Yeah, okay.

00:44:25.680 So, Michael Malice interviewed a guy that wrote a book about it, right?

00:44:28.300 Yeah.

00:44:28.640 The Battle of Athens, Tennessee.

00:44:30.160 Essentially, long story short...

00:44:32.140 Corrupt cops.

00:44:33.340 Yeah.

00:44:33.580 While all of the GIs were in fucking Europe fighting during World War II, essentially,

00:44:38.520 this corrupt, like, politician and cops took over this entire county in Tennessee.

00:44:43.180 We're rigging all the elections.

00:44:44.700 We're, like, beating up people to keep them from registering to vote and, like, shooting

00:44:48.080 people and shit.

00:44:48.800 And then all the GIs came home, and then they found out about this.

00:44:53.240 And there was, like, a...

00:44:55.100 Someone got shot, and then a fistfight happened at the polling booth.

00:44:58.140 So, the sheriff took all of the ballots and put it in the jail.

00:45:01.380 So, all these GIs, like, went to the National Guard armory, broke in, got a bunch of guns,

00:45:06.780 and then just got into a fucking shootout with the cops and, like, blew up dynamite and,

00:45:11.540 like, broke into the jail and got the ballots.

00:45:14.000 And it turned out that the corrupt dude had lost.

00:45:16.600 And they all were pardoned.

00:45:18.720 None of them faced charges or anything.

00:45:20.820 But why I bring that up is, apparently, one of those guys, I forget his name, but he's,

00:45:26.080 like, a pivotal figure in the story.

00:45:29.200 In that battle, was wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

00:45:32.660 It's, like...

00:45:33.220 Oh.

00:45:33.920 Hawaiian shirts go that far back?

00:45:36.000 Yeah, I know.

00:45:36.380 Wow.

00:45:36.660 Yeah.

00:45:36.860 19, like...

00:45:37.580 I think it was, like, 1946 or something like that.

00:45:40.140 And it's, like, oh, this is, like, a weird historical meme here.

00:45:42.960 Interesting.

00:45:43.240 Wow, that's insane.

00:45:43.900 Anyone listening who's talented with Photoshop or art, you have to...

00:45:48.400 Like, the picture of the Founding Fathers all in the room and they're signing the Declaration.

00:45:52.920 Oh, that exists.

00:45:54.160 Does it?

00:45:54.540 Okay.

00:45:54.940 With Hawaiian shirts?

00:45:56.220 Oh, yeah.

00:45:56.840 Okay, good, good.

00:45:57.740 Dude, if there's a picture of Jesus or any of the Founding Fathers, there's probably

00:46:01.820 been, like, a set of nods at a Hawaiian shirt Photoshop time.

00:46:04.140 Whatever it's been.

00:46:04.660 Dude, just because it was, like, a software engineer thing for a while, I've been wearing

00:46:11.440 Hawaiian shirts and I have a bunch of them.

00:46:12.920 People are just going to think that I'm, I don't know, some alt-right, like, nut job

00:46:17.160 or something.

00:46:18.220 They already think that.

00:46:19.620 Oh, yeah.

00:46:21.540 Forgot about that.

00:46:22.480 Are you kidding?

00:46:23.080 They'll think it now, Toad?

00:46:25.660 Especially with the Pepe, the damn Pepe picture you have as your profile picture on Twitter.

00:46:32.140 They ain't doing you any favors.

00:46:33.640 I'm so glad that that's finally dying and, like, the people that make that argument are,

00:46:38.220 like, laughed at, even by a fuck ton of people on the left of the Pepe's and Nazi meme.

00:46:42.880 Like, just fucking go away.

00:46:45.060 Oh, yeah.

00:46:45.400 Like, like, shoe-on-head uses the meme to just, like, fuck with people, basically.

00:46:49.160 I gotta piss.

00:46:50.420 All right?

00:46:51.040 Because she's, you know, in on that.

00:46:52.980 I was like, oh, don't do it on camera, at least.

00:46:56.460 I gotta piss.

00:46:57.840 Just let me.

00:46:59.420 Excuse me.

00:47:00.060 I'm actually going to roll my chair over here for half a second and grab another beer.

00:47:04.320 So, one second.

00:47:04.760 All right.

00:47:05.660 James, you okay, man?

00:47:06.640 Were you just taking a break?

00:47:08.340 Yeah, dude.

00:47:08.820 It's, like, a thousand degrees in my house.

00:47:11.060 Holy shit, dude.

00:47:12.060 It, like, just got hot all of a sudden, and we don't have air conditioning.

00:47:16.720 So, uh...

00:47:17.320 Goddamn.

00:47:17.840 Yeah, I'm just sitting here with the fans on me and, like, a beach towel to go with my Hawaiian shirt to wipe myself off.

00:47:24.620 Oh, shit.

00:47:25.300 No pants.

00:47:26.260 Goddamn.

00:47:27.900 All right.

00:47:28.480 Well, since Nick is gone, and he doesn't usually like when we ask these types of questions anyway,

00:47:35.020 but we're going to have to ask him the question anyway.

00:47:37.720 Clint from Liberty Lockdown wanted to know from, I guess, everybody here.

00:47:42.560 James, would you fuck him?

00:47:44.700 Can I fuck Nick?

00:47:45.860 Fuck Nick?

00:47:46.540 Clint?

00:47:47.340 Clint from Liberty Lockdown.

00:47:49.040 I don't know, man.

00:47:49.680 Oh, shit.

00:47:50.280 There goes my dog.

00:47:51.540 Hey.

00:47:51.960 Oh, shit.

00:47:52.720 Well, that's what that was?

00:47:53.660 I don't know.

00:47:54.080 Let me look up a picture of him.

00:47:55.460 Go to the next person.

00:47:56.640 He heard the question.

00:47:57.740 Magnus, would you?

00:47:59.140 Oh, no.

00:47:59.680 Not my type.

00:48:00.640 Sorry, Clint.

00:48:01.740 Yeah, sorry, Clint.

00:48:03.080 I told you I like boys that look like girls and girls that look like boys.

00:48:06.400 And I'm sorry, Clint.

00:48:07.700 You just have too much testosterone for me.

00:48:09.280 You're too hype.

00:48:10.540 Oh, yeah.

00:48:11.060 He might come onto my podcast with a wig, and my opinions might change.

00:48:14.320 We'll see.

00:48:16.120 I'll let you know.

00:48:17.180 I would fuck him, but not for what reason you think.

00:48:20.160 I'd fuck him for the money because dude's getting loaded.

00:48:23.100 And I'd wife him up and be like, take half his shit.

00:48:28.320 So that's why I'd fuck him.

00:48:29.280 Oh, you're a devious woman.

00:48:32.200 Well, that's kind of what I was going to say.

00:48:34.360 I would not just fuck him, but if I was going to be able to marry him for the money, maybe

00:48:40.100 I would do that.

00:48:42.620 And yeah.

00:48:43.000 Oh, so what we're learning here, Clint, is everyone just wants to steal your shit.

00:48:47.900 Clint, no one cares about you or how good your butthole feels.

00:48:52.960 All they care about is how good your money's going to feel.

00:48:55.700 Well, it would be a loveless marriage, obviously.

00:48:58.740 And as Clint knows from being on our previous episodes, he knows that my asshole is a no-go

00:49:04.620 situation.

00:49:05.300 Oh, God.

00:49:05.600 What the fuck are we talking about now?

00:49:08.780 You left so the balance of hetero to homo got even more fucked up when we immediately

00:49:14.440 started talking about buttholes.

00:49:15.540 I'm sorry, bro.

00:49:16.480 Because I shave and turn it into an Iron Maiden.

00:49:18.840 And so that kind of deters, you know, the men from attempting to enter.

00:49:24.800 Joke's out.

00:49:25.440 Ew, I got hemorrhoids.

00:49:27.260 Oh, shit.

00:49:31.300 Sorry, was that a yes or no from James?

00:49:34.100 That's a no from me, dog.

00:49:36.040 I don't go for goatees.

00:49:38.460 And yeah, like Magnus said, he's got a little too much testosterone for me.

00:49:41.840 Sorry, yeah.

00:49:42.900 Clint Biscuit is going to be a pass for me.

00:49:45.000 I love that the two actual homosexual men wouldn't fuck, but the two heterosexual men

00:49:54.060 would.

00:49:54.900 That's because y'all don't know.

00:49:56.380 You guys, like straight guys have terrible taste in guys.

00:49:59.760 Straight guys have terrible taste in women as well.

00:50:03.380 Y'all just have bad taste.

00:50:04.600 You have bad fashion sense.

00:50:05.840 You have bad taste in relationships.

00:50:07.660 What?

00:50:08.220 You buy cheap fucking, buy cheap shampoo and body wash that makes you smell bad.

00:50:13.340 I do not.

00:50:13.960 No, I do not.

00:50:15.300 I see a dog.

00:50:15.920 Can we focus on my dog real quick?

00:50:17.440 What's he doing?

00:50:18.500 He's just freaking out because the neighbors brought their dogs outside.

00:50:21.840 And I've got this window open to, you know, try to...

00:50:23.860 No, it's because you have a Hawaiian shirt on, so you're about to...

00:50:26.300 Your dog...

00:50:27.540 No, your dog's about to die.

00:50:29.340 No, your dog sounds like...

00:50:31.960 What is that politician that did the woo?

00:50:34.320 Like the woo on...

00:50:35.460 Howard Dean?

00:50:35.720 Howard Dean?

00:50:36.340 Howard Dean.

00:50:37.160 Howard Dean was my first politician.

00:50:41.120 Like the very first politician I ever just felt like followed his movement and all that.

00:50:47.040 That was him.

00:50:48.000 He was like the anti-war lefty.

00:50:51.280 All right.

00:50:51.500 But dude, that's where your dog is.

00:50:52.400 Just what?

00:50:52.820 Well, I'm going to...

00:50:55.820 Or Rick Flair.

00:50:58.320 He does sound like him.

00:50:59.260 What was I going to say?

00:51:00.360 Or your dog sounds like Rick Flair.

00:51:02.320 He does sound like Rick Flair.

00:51:03.720 James is actually lying.

00:51:05.060 He actually has Howard Dean kidnapped and...

00:51:08.480 That's what he went.

00:51:09.440 He's just at James' house.

00:51:10.780 Yeah, being held in his house and he's using him as his sex slave.

00:51:13.960 That's obviously what's going on right now.

00:51:15.860 We can't see what's, you know, in the lower portion of his screen here in the room.

00:51:20.520 So Howard Dean might be down there.

00:51:21.980 I don't know.

00:51:22.160 Hey, I mean, as far as I know, like the world knows, there's no proof that I have legs.

00:51:26.760 So it's okay.

00:51:29.460 That's true.

00:51:30.580 That's not true.

00:51:31.320 I saw you on that video.

00:51:32.940 Multiple videos.

00:51:33.820 Oh, that's true.

00:51:34.900 Oh, yeah, that is true.

00:51:36.260 There's full body footage of you.

00:51:37.680 No, that's right.

00:51:38.240 You're...

00:51:38.740 It's a lie.

00:51:39.380 It's computer edited.

00:51:41.080 Oh, shit.

00:51:41.720 It was a deep fake, dude.

00:51:42.880 Well, then you said, I don't know if you guys, you might have missed this in the very

00:51:46.400 beginning of the saga.

00:51:47.440 The first video of me that went like viral that Jimmy Dore played on his show, they pitched

00:51:52.460 my voice down like three octaves.

00:51:54.960 The one where you were out on like the Capitol building?

00:51:58.280 So I had like a super deep ass voice.

00:52:01.240 And then I go on Jimmy Dore and I talk like I do now, my normal faggot self.

00:52:06.680 And they're like, this isn't the same dude.

00:52:09.200 And I'm like, why did they pitch my voice down?

00:52:11.660 What if he wanted you to sound like Clint?

00:52:14.900 If you Google me on Jimmy Dore, he plays my speech.

00:52:20.360 And that version of my speech, they have me toned so far down.

00:52:25.800 It's just like...

00:52:27.040 To the federal government.

00:52:30.080 Holy fuck.

00:52:32.660 Does it like go directly cut from the video to you talking?

00:52:37.900 And it's like totally different.

00:52:38.760 Okay, I gotta go look this up afterwards.

00:52:41.260 It's so funny, dude.

00:52:42.760 Dude, I saw it.

00:52:43.720 He's literally like, welcome Magnus.

00:52:44.960 And I'm like, hi.

00:52:47.020 I saw that episode and I don't even remember that being the case.

00:52:49.900 And I saw the whole episode.

00:52:51.400 Yeah.

00:52:52.000 And the voice in the world.

00:52:53.840 Damn, I did not know that.

00:52:55.060 And they cut out my stutters because I stutter and fucking like trip over my words because

00:52:59.300 I have snipers pointing at me and shit.

00:53:01.000 And it's like 29 fucking degrees.

00:53:03.520 And I have all these cameras in front of me.

00:53:05.080 So I'm freaking the fuck out.

00:53:06.640 And they cut out all my stutters and made my voice deeper.

00:53:09.360 And I'm like...

00:53:10.060 I thought it was because you were retarded.

00:53:12.020 But all right.

00:53:12.760 Yeah, I mean...

00:53:14.060 It was the tism.

00:53:17.060 You ask why I'm not afraid to die.

00:53:20.100 And it's because I'm too stupid to understand the concept.

00:53:24.040 Damn.

00:53:26.000 Nick, would you fuck Clint?

00:53:27.940 No.

00:53:30.080 Just straight up no.

00:53:31.760 He's like, no, I'm married.

00:53:33.460 What do you mean?

00:53:34.400 Not even if you were married to him for the money.

00:53:37.500 Oh my God.

00:53:38.260 I just have the meme image of you, Nick, in my mind of just like the microphone meme.

00:53:43.680 It's like, so you wouldn't fuck Clint?

00:53:45.080 Someone needs to make that like right now.

00:53:51.100 Was it that hard?

00:53:52.240 Was my answer too quick for you, you fucking idiot?

00:53:55.660 This is a serious question.

00:53:58.200 At least Toad and everyone else had an in-depth answer.

00:54:01.200 You're just like, no.

00:54:03.060 Toad's like, I'm going to fuck him for his money.

00:54:06.800 What is there to be?

00:54:08.160 What depth is there supposed to be?

00:54:10.180 I'm fucking straight.

00:54:11.000 About six inches.

00:54:12.260 I'm straight and I'm married.

00:54:13.320 Is that all he is?

00:54:15.420 Hey, just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.

00:54:18.680 Okay.

00:54:18.920 That's right.

00:54:20.220 That's right.

00:54:22.080 What about the other aspect of the answer?

00:54:24.960 What other aspect?

00:54:25.840 I'm straight and I'm married.

00:54:28.440 No, that answered the married part.

00:54:30.660 And then the straight part, I mean, enough alcohol and some more Benadryl and we'll talk.

00:54:36.220 I mean, the married part, I think we're throwing out for the purpose of the hypothetical.

00:54:41.140 And you wouldn't like yourself.

00:54:43.900 Also, it's 2021.

00:54:46.440 You can sit down with your wife and be like, dude, I'm just letting you know that Clint's loaded.

00:54:51.060 And it's 2021.

00:54:51.780 Your wife might be like, we'll film it and put it on Wordhub and you'll make a lot of money.

00:54:56.020 She's watching right now, by the way.

00:54:58.060 She's watching right now.

00:54:58.840 I know.

00:54:59.560 She's entertained about it.

00:55:01.340 Just pretend it's Joni railing your ass like she does every night, but it's actually Clint.

00:55:07.060 That's all you have to do.

00:55:08.580 Oh, shit.

00:55:09.300 Nick gets pegged.

00:55:10.300 Oh, yeah.

00:55:11.760 Talking about pegging on every episode.

00:55:13.640 Well, this is the more important question here.

00:55:15.740 It seems there's actually gay men in this chat.

00:55:17.220 We can be specific.

00:55:18.120 Who's the top or bottom in this situation?

00:55:21.480 Between Nick and Clint?

00:55:23.120 Between anyone and Clint.

00:55:24.720 Oh, Clint's the top in every situation.

00:55:26.420 I definitely can't do it then.

00:55:29.900 Sorry.

00:55:30.340 Clint's probably a top.

00:55:31.980 He's probably the top.

00:55:33.580 He might have a sensitive side.

00:55:34.980 He has a goatee.

00:55:36.640 Yeah.

00:55:39.340 He might have a sensitive side.

00:55:41.240 You never know.

00:55:42.160 Nick, would you at least kiss Clint?

00:55:44.660 Yeah, I would kiss Clint.

00:55:46.400 Let's see.

00:55:47.300 If you're a straight dude, you wouldn't kiss somebody either to horrify or make money.

00:55:53.180 You're a bitch.

00:55:54.000 You're insecure about your sexuality.

00:55:55.240 I would kiss Clint, but I mean, I used to do that shit in the school all the time because

00:55:59.840 I had a bunch of homophobic fucking people and then I had my shitty group of friends

00:56:03.080 and they'd always walk up and be like, I bet you wouldn't kiss him for a dollar.

00:56:06.500 And I'm like, I don't give a fuck.

00:56:07.900 It's a dollar, bro.

00:56:09.160 In other words, you were participating in underage prostitution.

00:56:15.380 You really are fucking.

00:56:16.720 Oh, holy shit.

00:56:19.820 Exposed.

00:56:20.220 Dude, I like how last week we were saying that there's no way we would fuck Buck Angel

00:56:25.100 who has a vagina over Blair White.

00:56:28.320 And now we're saying that we would fuck Clint if we were married to him.

00:56:31.360 Who's we?

00:56:32.040 Ain't no we in here.

00:56:33.280 Oh, yeah.

00:56:34.100 Using we a lot here, friend.

00:56:36.100 Oh, shit.

00:56:36.840 Hey, I specified it would be a loveless marriage, man.

00:56:41.000 I wouldn't give it to him.

00:56:42.320 A political marriage.

00:56:43.740 The true.

00:56:45.000 We need a king and queen of tower gang.

00:56:46.740 And in a sense, you know, it's majority bros.

00:56:49.000 We need to make it happen.

00:56:51.940 Well, oh, by the way, here's another thing to this.

00:56:55.140 Clint's going to be rapping the whole time.

00:56:57.020 So you can listen to his wonderful voice as he rails your ass.

00:57:01.500 I'm going to keep it 100% with y'all.

00:57:04.440 And I say this with the most love in the world, Clint.

00:57:06.540 See, he was the first person, first show I went on.

00:57:08.900 What, his rap sucks?

00:57:11.700 I'm not saying that.

00:57:13.320 Oh, yes, you are.

00:57:14.360 That's exactly what you're saying.

00:57:15.880 I know where this is going.

00:57:17.540 No, Clint isn't positive, man.

00:57:19.420 Get into my brain here, okay?

00:57:21.000 So I just had a fucking speech go like million view viral.

00:57:25.340 I've never been on a podcast before.

00:57:27.120 And Clint wants me to go on his podcast.

00:57:29.240 I don't know.

00:57:29.760 I kind of know who Clint is.

00:57:31.340 I've seen him on Twitter and stuff like that,

00:57:32.800 but I've never watched his podcast.

00:57:34.160 So I'm sitting in the waiting room before the podcast,

00:57:37.180 and then his intro rap plays.

00:57:40.500 Yeah.

00:57:41.560 Now imagine where I am mentally.

00:57:45.340 I told you I knew what you were saying.

00:57:47.180 And I'm like, hmm, this is weird.

00:57:51.300 You're like, where's the door at?

00:57:53.080 So you hear that on the show?

00:57:54.980 That's strange.

00:57:56.060 I didn't know that.

00:57:57.660 Nobody, but I do mine.

00:57:59.820 You haven't had Nick on?

00:58:00.800 What the fuck?

00:58:02.580 What the fuck, Clint?

00:58:04.020 Well, I wouldn't fuck him, so he wouldn't care.

00:58:08.160 Not going to get on now.

00:58:10.140 Dude, it's so hard for me to get on any podcast because people are like, can you come as Fat Dave?

00:58:14.200 I'm like, I am Fat Dave.

00:58:16.520 I can't.

00:58:17.120 They're like, can you get like some computer generated thing?

00:58:19.360 We need to crowdfund you like one of those VTuber suits.

00:58:24.320 You can just be Fat Dave.

00:58:25.840 I asked Reed, and he was just like, if you can get something to change your face.

00:58:30.740 And I was like, okay.

00:58:33.140 Commit to the meme so hard you just get plastic surgery and gain weight.

00:58:37.380 Your face is unacceptable, man.

00:58:39.820 Yeah, you're going to just gain the weight and just do it, man.

00:58:42.440 Yeah, change your face.

00:58:44.580 I want to ask, this is where, okay, actually, me being the guest, not to hijack, I have two questions.

00:58:50.420 First question, where the fuck did you get the Fat Dave idea from?

00:58:53.500 Because that shit's brilliant.

00:58:54.420 And you rolled it way too well.

00:58:56.260 No, no, no, I'll say it.

00:58:57.540 Okay, so it started with Cam Harless.

00:58:59.400 He's a great follower on Twitter.

00:59:00.560 And he's the one that originally posted the Fat Dave picture.

00:59:03.880 Like, he just posted it, and I think he was just making fun of it.

00:59:07.020 It said, Fat Dave is just Bam Margera.

00:59:09.940 Yeah, that's what it was.

00:59:11.240 And it was pretty funny.

00:59:12.020 I think even Dave saw it and liked it or something like that.

00:59:16.040 And then, so, it was kind of going around Tower Game.

00:59:19.180 We were talking about it.

00:59:20.120 I got into one of Dave's live streams, and we were just commenting on it.

00:59:25.520 In the live chat, making funny Fat Dave jokes before Fat Dave existed.

00:59:29.980 But at this point, the Fat Dave thing had already become a meme as well.

00:59:33.860 And it was kind of all over the place.

00:59:35.080 Because he's the Libertarian Tupac.

00:59:37.260 People had made Fat Dave into the Libertarian Biggie.

00:59:40.280 Yeah.

00:59:40.860 And shit like that.

00:59:42.500 So this is an evolution of bullshit memes.

00:59:45.380 And so then Rogue Liberty messaged me in Tower Game.

00:59:49.960 And he was like, you should start Fat Dave Twitter.

00:59:53.680 And I was like, nah.

00:59:54.400 He was like, dude, you already – he was like, you already made a nota for POTUS.

00:59:58.280 I also do nota for POTUS.

01:00:00.100 Rogue just said that he's your father, by the way.

01:00:02.120 Yes.

01:00:02.960 And Clint would say that we would all fuck him.

01:00:05.260 So –

01:00:05.660 I'm sorry, Clint.

01:00:07.540 Put the wig on.

01:00:09.280 You're right.

01:00:10.040 I'll talk about it.

01:00:12.620 And Rogue was like, no, you should do it.

01:00:14.960 And I was like, all right, fine.

01:00:15.980 I'll do it.

01:00:16.780 And so I just made it up.

01:00:17.960 And I just copied, like, Dave's bio and just put Fat beside everything.

01:00:21.600 And I already had, like, a couple of jokes in mind that I could put down.

01:00:24.180 I was like, this is just kind of get, like, a little bit.

01:00:26.540 And then basically everybody in Tower Game, Toad, Rogue, made up the – his intro song, the Fat version of that.

01:00:34.840 And I tweeted that.

01:00:35.880 And then it just took off from there.

01:00:37.700 I remember seeing that.

01:00:39.300 I think that's what caused me to follow you the first time, Toad, was seeing that.

01:00:43.480 Someone, like, retweeted it and I was like, what the fuck?

01:00:47.140 Sweet.

01:00:47.620 All right.

01:00:47.960 But, yeah, because then, like, I made a whole fucking meme out of that of, like, then Skinny Dave Smith formed.

01:00:54.420 And then I was like –

01:00:55.360 Then I did the whole, like, I'm forming the Infinity Gauntlet here.

01:00:58.380 Oh, that was you.

01:00:59.020 That's right.

01:00:59.960 Oh, I saw that.

01:01:01.400 Female Dave, Thin Dave, Regular Dave, I guess, Fat Dave, and the dog version of Dave.

01:01:07.180 It was Fat Dave, Skinny Dave, Old Dave, Femme Dave, and then it was Dave Saulwork, where they took Dave and Nick's face and fused them together.

01:01:19.100 And that was, like, the five Infinity Stones.

01:01:23.480 I remember, like, people were, like, telling me they were like, you need to, like – you can't go super hard on the fat thing because it'll just get old.

01:01:30.920 And I was like, fuck, I guess I'll just shitpost like I have been doing, but I've only been having 200 followers.

01:01:35.880 I'll just do the same thing.

01:01:37.440 The fat shit hasn't got old at all because you keep coming up with ways to make it funny.

01:01:41.040 That's what I –

01:01:41.720 You think you would run out of it, but I don't know.

01:01:43.940 What's that one fluffy dude who made a whole fucking career out of it?

01:01:46.660 Gabriel Iglesias.

01:01:48.340 If he can become a millionaire for calling himself fat, then you can keep the Fat Dave Smith joke running, I believe.

01:01:53.440 Yeah, he wears swine shirts, so.

01:01:57.580 Boogaloo Fluffy.

01:01:58.420 You want to know who – like, I want to talk to so bad because I'm 90% convinced that he loves us and he's one of us.

01:02:06.720 Fucking Post Malone, dude.

01:02:09.300 Post Malone is a Boogaloo boy and either he knows it and he's keeping it quiet or he doesn't know because that dude is, like –

01:02:15.860 He open carries, isn't he?

01:02:17.480 Yeah.

01:02:18.100 He has a crazy gun collection.

01:02:19.620 There's, like, videos of him talking about how the government's going to come and get him and he's going to, like, set up fucking, like, watchtowers and mow them down as he comes in the driveway.

01:02:26.420 Yeah, like, Posty is a fucking boog and he doesn't know and that's why I want to talk to him so bad.

01:02:32.120 He looks like a boog boy too.

01:02:33.660 He looks like –

01:02:34.520 Yeah, because you can look him up on Twitter.

01:02:39.020 One of my guys, he goes by prison and I'm always out with him and he looks just like Post Malone.

01:02:43.000 Face tattoos, all that shit.

01:02:44.260 He looks just like Post Malone.

01:02:45.660 So it's like, yep, you'll fit right in.

01:02:50.580 Cole, you're staring uncomfortably at the camera.

01:02:53.120 I got a text message that I was reading.

01:02:56.420 You bastard.

01:03:00.340 Magnus.

01:03:01.540 What do you, what do you, Reed Coverdale and reading texts during the Tower of Power Hour?

01:03:05.500 Come on.

01:03:06.080 I love how he was on my Unity Coalition thing and it was just Ryan, Misty, and Fiorella talking the whole time and Reed just sitting there in his truck like –

01:03:13.420 The entire fucking podcast.

01:03:16.800 Well, dude, Reed does so many podcasts.

01:03:18.840 I mean, he literally just gets on so many that after a while, you're just kind of like, all right, I'll just let them talk and stuff.

01:03:25.200 I'm just going to lean back and –

01:03:27.200 Exactly.

01:03:28.400 He introduced me to Ryan Dawson.

01:03:30.640 I'm sorry.

01:03:31.140 Yeah, Ryan Dawson is actually a pretty cool dude.

01:03:33.220 He might be too autistic for me, but I like him.

01:03:36.880 Really?

01:03:37.580 Is that the Israel-Palestine guy?

01:03:39.760 Yeah, he's done a lot about it, yeah.

01:03:41.920 Yeah, and he fucking crushes it on the Israel-Palestine stuff.

01:03:45.120 Dude, he did an episode of Free Man Beyond the Wall with Pete Kenyanya, which I was watching before this.

01:03:51.120 Yeah, yeah, it was just a few days ago.

01:03:52.760 I was watching it before we started this and it's like, goddamn.

01:03:56.100 I already listened to it before, but I was re-listening to it just now.

01:03:59.680 It's like, Jesus Christ.

01:04:00.900 He just – he's kind of like Scott Horton where he just does not shut up and he just keeps going and going and going.

01:04:05.660 Yeah, honestly, where's the pull of this information from?

01:04:08.040 Watch the episode he was on with the Unity Council stuff and he's just spitting fucking facts the whole time and Misty would say something and he'd spit like 100 other fucking names attached to it.

01:04:17.620 I'm like – I told Reed, I'm like, he's like an autistic human supercomputer.

01:04:21.600 He's super unapproachable.

01:04:22.100 If he's unapproachable, you'll probably find him really annoying, but he's fucking – you'll find nobody better on the subject.

01:04:28.820 So I love the dude.

01:04:29.900 Like, don't get me wrong.

01:04:30.600 I love the fucking guy.

01:04:32.060 I don't think of it as the Israel-Palestine guy.

01:04:33.920 I think of him as the 9-11 believer guy.

01:04:36.500 So that's all I think of it is.

01:04:38.020 Oh, yeah.

01:04:39.780 Because he doesn't believe in, like, any of the conspiracy – he, like, does not like the conspiracy theories about 9-11.

01:04:46.100 But neither did Scott Horton, so –

01:04:47.540 Well, I'll tell you –

01:04:48.360 Scott Horton also didn't like people making fun of Star Wars either.

01:04:52.100 I'll tell you why, though.

01:04:53.640 And something that he talked about on the episode with Pete Quinonez, Ryan Dawson, I mean –

01:04:58.600 It just makes people look bad.

01:04:59.880 Exactly.

01:05:00.580 It's the same thing, like, how they take the boogaloo and they take the worst one of the bunch and they kind of apply that mold to all of you guys.

01:05:07.940 Or any, you know, any group that's dissenting in any way or form.

01:05:13.120 But whenever you have somebody that's taking shit way too far, you know, and saying, like – like, there are people that say COVID or coronavirus doesn't exist.

01:05:24.600 Yeah, the extreme conspiracy cards.

01:05:27.060 And so he – that's kind of what – it's that weird – they kind of astroturf that really, really way off the wagon shit.

01:05:35.560 And then that makes the – they take that and CNN and whoever else will run with that as this is what these people believe.

01:05:42.620 So I can imagine that somebody like Ryan Dawson or Scott Horton who's been on this anti-war shit for years now just saying, like, look, you don't have to go that far to understand why 9-11 was a really bad excuse to invade Iraq.

01:05:58.120 You know, you don't have to – you don't have to go that deep into conspiracy theory to understand.

01:06:03.400 It doesn't matter whether it was or it wasn't.

01:06:05.460 It doesn't matter because they use it to – you know.

01:06:07.960 I mean, yeah.

01:06:09.200 That's a conspiracy that everybody acknowledges that that is a government conspiracy, obviously, that, you know, Saddam did not have weapons of mass destruction.

01:06:16.660 Clint, you need to hit live now.

01:06:18.800 You're, like, 15 minutes behind.

01:06:20.660 And then when do you catch up to this and talk shit about it?

01:06:26.320 Clint's, like –

01:06:27.240 Yeah, he's way behind, isn't he?

01:06:28.500 And Iraq was not involved in 9-11.

01:06:30.620 Yeah, and I mean a lot of people take that further to even view people like that as, like, controlled opposition and shit to, like, lead people off the scent.

01:06:37.540 Yeah, exactly.

01:06:38.940 Because it's, like, whenever people say there were no – like, I'm not kidding.

01:06:43.000 I worked – the first shop that I worked at, one of the guys I worked with said there were no planes for 9-11.

01:06:50.340 There were no planes.

01:06:50.660 I worked with a dude in Chicago that said that they were planning an alien invasion and they were going to use projectors and holograms to, like, fucking –

01:06:57.220 convince the world that aliens were invading so they could form a one-world government.

01:07:01.380 It's like, bro, slow down.

01:07:02.700 Dude, dude, they are, dude.

01:07:05.260 They just released – they were, like, UFOs are real.

01:07:07.560 That just came out this week, man.

01:07:08.780 You don't think that's where they're headed?

01:07:10.520 No.

01:07:11.260 No.

01:07:11.620 I think they have much more conventional ways to fuck us all in the ass than extravagant fucking Spider-Man far-from-home bullshit.

01:07:20.800 That's right.

01:07:21.320 They do shit out in – they do shit out in the open and they don't even, like – they don't even try to hide it that – they don't put that much effort into hiding the shit that they're doing.

01:07:30.060 Like, if you watch –

01:07:31.460 At the NSA, they're just spying on your phone.

01:07:34.120 That's not crazy.

01:07:35.300 That's not something unfathomable.

01:07:37.820 Yeah.

01:07:38.020 They're watching us through my webcam right now.

01:07:40.260 So, like, it's – you don't have to say that they're interdimensional fucking vampires who are spying on you.

01:07:46.460 It's like, no, it's just the NSA.

01:07:47.680 It's just fuckheads who have an internet connection.

01:07:49.780 You don't have to go that far.

01:07:50.960 I mean, just watch, like, 30 minutes of anything Whitney Webb has ever fucking been on.

01:07:56.780 And, like, the one I brought up recently a lot – because, obviously, the COVID – and we can go into, like, the Libertarian Party tweet and shit like that.

01:08:03.020 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:03.420 The COVID passport stuff caused such a shitstorm on Twitter.

01:08:08.120 It's like, oh, it's a conspiracy and blah, blah, blah.

01:08:10.300 They're never going to do any of this horrifying shit that, like, Dave Smith and Clinton everybody's talking about.

01:08:14.420 And it's just, like, it's a private business and all that.

01:08:17.300 Right.

01:08:17.540 Fucking Microsoft and Bill Gates have partnered with fucking Bank of America in Africa to make a digital wallet that has all your medical history on it.

01:08:27.480 And you use it to pay for things, and it tests whether you're – and it has whether you're vaccinated or not on it.

01:08:33.820 So, your money is tied to whether you're vaccinated or not.

01:08:36.680 Exactly.

01:08:36.840 And that is something that's going on right now in Africa.

01:08:39.780 I'm working the beast.

01:08:40.760 Oh, my God.

01:08:41.600 And it's like, bro, like, I made the joke yesterday when I was talking to Steve Poikinen from Slow News.

01:08:47.540 We've sailed past saying the quiet part out loud, and we've gotten to the point where they're giving, like, a four-point PowerPoint presentation on how they're going to fuck you.

01:08:56.760 And if you put it out, you're a crazy conspiracy theorist.

01:08:59.400 Exactly.

01:09:00.100 They do this shit way out in the open.

01:09:02.400 That's right.

01:09:03.340 They're at the World Economic Forum talking about, like, the fourth industrial revolution and the great reset and shit.

01:09:08.340 They detail every single step they're going to do and what they believe and what they want, and you can link to it.

01:09:14.480 You can just copy and paste the link, and people are like, that's a crazy conspiracy.

01:09:17.200 But if you say the words, if you say the words build back better or the great reset, you will be branded as a lunatic.

01:09:24.940 Even though they use it.

01:09:27.120 They're the people who came up with the shit.

01:09:29.100 Exactly.

01:09:29.460 And it's like, bro, like, the World Economic Forum, like, live streams all of their meetings.

01:09:34.900 You can just watch these people say what they believe, what they want to do, how they're going to do it, who's involved.

01:09:39.960 They just tell you.

01:09:41.280 Yep.

01:09:41.860 You just fucking watch it.

01:09:43.320 You'll be called a conspiracy theorist for saying the things that these people are actually saying.

01:09:47.880 It's hilarious.

01:09:48.880 Dude.

01:09:49.000 Yeah, same with Fauci and the fucking, the Wuhan lab thing.

01:09:53.140 Like, Fauci's now saying what, one of the reasons I got banned off of Facebook fucking six months ago or however long I was.

01:09:59.640 Now he's just saying like, oh, I guess we'll look into it.

01:10:02.300 Like, no shit, Sherlock.

01:10:03.300 Yeah, the exact same thing, which is that the, we have to look into whether or not the virus was manufactured in a lab, essentially.

01:10:10.900 Yeah.

01:10:11.200 Which, yeah, you got banned from Facebook like six months ago for saying that exact same thing enough Fauci is saying.

01:10:16.060 And it's like, you know, these, I mean, these people, yeah, in the establishment are multiple inches up your ass at this point.

01:10:22.900 And, and everybody, and like, you know, everybody who, you know, still believes what they're saying or, are essentially, or, or, you know, the establishment themselves are saying, we're not fucking you right now.

01:10:31.840 Clint said, I'm live now.

01:10:33.060 Don't talk to me like a boomerang.

01:10:38.880 Clint, if you're not the little spoon, it won't work, dude.

01:10:42.220 I'm just, I'm letting you know, the, the butthole is a one-way street here.

01:10:45.200 I'm not that kind of gay.

01:10:46.340 I hate to break it to you.

01:10:47.900 Oh, wait, Clint, Clint is not going to read us Spooner.

01:10:51.580 Is that what he's saying?

01:10:52.940 Oh, Spoon me and Remy Spooner is a great tweet.

01:10:58.340 And someone needs to tweet it right now.

01:11:00.520 You know, yeah, like, like it's, it's, it's just fucking wild to me that like, we have gotten to this point where you point this shit out.

01:11:08.560 And the, the, my favorite example of this is, this is a lefty thing.

01:11:14.500 So a lot of people like us, you know, like it, people here and people like Clint and Dave Smith might know, but this was like an internal drama on the left of AOC went out and like said to the media in the world that she did not vote on the care act.

01:11:28.460 That she, she either voted no or voted present.

01:11:31.940 She voted yes.

01:11:33.460 And for a month, nobody asked her about it.

01:11:36.420 Nobody Googled.

01:11:37.480 Nobody looked into it.

01:11:38.540 The media didn't ask her about it.

01:11:39.980 And then finally people were like, wait a second.

01:11:42.420 She voted yes on the cares act and then told everybody she didn't.

01:11:45.420 And all of my friends, all of my friends on the left pointed this out of like, she's lying and all of these shit libs and fucking like AOC fans came out of the woodwork of like, you're, you're a fucking neocon and you're a secret right winger and you're a Trumper and blah.

01:11:59.120 And they're literally like, bro, you could just Google.

01:12:00.620 She voted yes.

01:12:01.420 Like it's public record.

01:12:02.640 You just Google it.

01:12:03.320 Dude, AOC, AOC definitely has some like links to the CIA, like in her.

01:12:10.060 Yeah, you saw that one, that one guy in California that, that commented on her posts and then had California highway patrol show up to his fucking house.

01:12:17.400 I heard about that.

01:12:18.520 Yeah.

01:12:18.820 I was like, holy fuck.

01:12:20.320 Yeah.

01:12:20.520 And all he said was he was wrong.

01:12:23.040 Yes.

01:12:23.360 A bartender from New York is just winning just out of nowhere, just gets into the politics and then just wins this seat and upsets me.

01:12:30.940 A Mexican woman or a Puerto Rican woman at that too.

01:12:34.580 By the way.

01:12:34.840 A lot of, a lot of people don't know this about her, but she, she attended cause she like, she in college, she has a performance art background.

01:12:44.060 She attended the same kind of group that a lot of politicians attend.

01:12:48.660 And it's literally like a politician training fucking program for you to have like how to act in front of a camera and like talk and everything like that.

01:12:55.780 That's had Bill Clinton in it.

01:12:57.420 It's had like a bunch of other Democrats in it.

01:12:59.780 She went, she, she's literally been groomed by the chemist Kennedys to be a fucking politician.

01:13:04.480 From like the beginning.

01:13:05.560 She's not some out of nowhere person.

01:13:07.980 She was in like this, she was in this like reality show style competition thing.

01:13:11.720 Like she auditioned for the part.

01:13:13.020 Yeah.

01:13:13.500 Really?

01:13:14.240 She's literally a fucking actor, bro.

01:13:16.480 She was just a, she was just like a finalist.

01:13:18.180 She won.

01:13:18.740 Like that's the whole reason she got to run for Congress.

01:13:21.360 Time off for a second.

01:13:24.320 What's up, Nick?

01:13:25.460 I'm just going to ask you.

01:13:26.320 Do y'all remember those pictures of her whenever she was looking at that fence at the Home Depot parking lot?

01:13:30.560 Was that, let me ask y'all something.

01:13:34.120 Was there anything that's ever been more obviously fake than that in the history of the fucking planet?

01:13:39.580 That was so obviously fake.

01:13:41.160 Almost immediately disproven.

01:13:43.140 Like almost immediately disproven.

01:13:45.420 And she was the winner of this shit?

01:13:47.520 She was like, you don't cry like, you don't cry like this.

01:13:50.700 You don't cry like this.

01:13:52.240 Yeah.

01:13:52.380 That's the thing.

01:13:52.900 That's the thing is the normies, the normies and the simps eat that shit up.

01:13:56.380 These fucking dudes will be like, bro, she got big titties though.

01:13:59.060 And then they just fucking.

01:14:01.720 You got the big titties.

01:14:03.380 They're not even looking at her crazy face, man.

01:14:05.580 But yeah, it became a meme.

01:14:06.780 And she was in a CIA program in college in like fucking Niger.

01:14:11.920 I'm being all serious right now.

01:14:13.620 Nick's laughing his ass off.

01:14:15.040 Nick's laughing his ass off and I'm reading the fucking chat, bro.

01:14:18.240 I'm just like.

01:14:18.740 Oh, Forrest's mommy says she loves you, Magnus.

01:14:21.640 Well, no, you also see Clint saying that I'm going to birth Clint's children.

01:14:27.520 Hey, man, I think Forrest's mommy is like 50.

01:14:30.080 You got to watch out because you don't want to pop out some downies.

01:14:32.920 Oh, shit.

01:14:34.640 Clint's going to fuck your dad.

01:14:36.280 Be careful.

01:14:38.560 Forrest's mommy is super hot, though.

01:14:40.440 No, yeah.

01:14:41.100 She's one of my favorites.

01:14:42.620 No, she isn't.

01:14:43.720 Whenever we were talking with Robbie the Fire, isn't she one of the ones that came up as the.

01:14:49.320 Yeah, she did some like like some she modeled some yoga pants that Clinton had made or some shit.

01:14:55.140 Yeah, you people are pathetic the way you sent these fucking Liberty babes.

01:14:59.980 I'm sorry to God.

01:15:00.700 You guys pissed me off.

01:15:01.940 She's 36, you POS.

01:15:06.640 She doesn't look 36.

01:15:08.220 Hey, hey, I posted.

01:15:09.520 Oh, Nick, Nick.

01:15:13.400 I thought she was in her 50s.

01:15:15.000 I'm not kidding.

01:15:15.820 I was just like I'm to burn some bridges.

01:15:18.100 I like her.

01:15:20.320 I like I like her like just in general as a follow.

01:15:22.820 I'm not kidding.

01:15:23.420 I thought she was in her 50s.

01:15:24.640 Oh, my God.

01:15:25.700 This would probably catch me some shit.

01:15:27.340 I'm not kidding, though.

01:15:28.020 I'm not saying it just to be provocative.

01:15:29.760 I'm not joking.

01:15:30.800 I was like, damn, she looks good.

01:15:33.000 All right, motherfucker.

01:15:33.960 You've taken this too far.

01:15:39.600 Oh, my God.

01:15:40.840 Everybody's getting their guns out now.

01:15:42.980 Hey, ladies, put the dicks away.

01:15:44.500 The pissing contest over.

01:15:45.540 All right.

01:15:45.860 Well, this happened once in my libertarian book club.

01:15:49.540 A dude was a little bit drunk and was handling a Glock and he fired it through his window

01:15:53.380 on the stream.

01:15:54.820 That was fucking awesome.

01:15:55.760 Is this the first loaded and racked firearm on Tower Gang?

01:16:01.160 Yes, I believe it is.

01:16:02.500 I think it's the first weapon on Tower Gang.

01:16:04.760 I don't think it's the first weapon.

01:16:05.180 He would put the mask on.

01:16:11.140 Oh, my God.

01:16:12.800 This is what happens when you have a boog on, bro.

01:16:14.460 It just goes downhill so fast.

01:16:17.180 Actually, why are you not doing this every time, Nick?

01:16:20.380 Why is this not just how you actually do it?

01:16:22.080 Oh, I see the hex mag.

01:16:23.200 I see the orange on the bottom.

01:16:24.560 I know what you're rocking.

01:16:25.320 I know what you're rocking.

01:16:29.940 Oh, I was hoping it was an airsoft gun.

01:16:31.520 No, we just Jessica.

01:16:33.960 We don't do pointing at Venus because somebody won like like you could Google it.

01:16:39.520 Google Vice gun community celebrates man who shot himself in the balls as their.

01:16:45.280 Yes, dude.

01:16:46.100 That was so that was so amazing.

01:16:48.520 That's yeah, we can't put a group of like because because it was just we were egging each

01:16:53.480 other on more and more.

01:16:54.380 It started with just pointing it at your dick and then it was pointing at your dick with

01:16:57.260 your finger on the trigger and I was pointing at your dick with the safety off and then

01:17:00.220 it was taking then it was taking it to the wall of the trigger while it's pointing at

01:17:04.620 your dick and then finally some dude shot himself in the balls and he won.

01:17:09.180 There's no you can't go any further than that.

01:17:11.120 It didn't it didn't even take Russian roulette to do it.

01:17:13.200 God damn.

01:17:13.840 No, he just he just shot himself in the nuts.

01:17:16.640 Russian ball roulette and not even like a not like not even like a 22 or 9 millimeter.

01:17:20.740 He put fucking God's round 45 ACP nut sack.

01:17:25.600 So, oh, my God, was he able to salvage at least one nut, one nut, one nut survived.

01:17:32.420 In fact, good one nut so he can continue nutting.

01:17:35.380 He was funny.

01:17:36.020 He's like, I thought it was a graze root wound, but actually it was entry and an exit wound.

01:17:41.920 Oh, and he posted to the group from the hospital, bro, because it was it was the point at

01:17:48.500 Venus Group, pointing guns at your dick.

01:17:52.240 And he posted from the ER with like his mask on and like he's like, I am in the ER shot

01:17:57.280 myself in the nuts.

01:17:58.600 This is ridiculous, man.

01:18:00.220 He videoed it too, right?

01:18:01.620 He videoed the whole.

01:18:02.420 Yeah, he videoed himself shooting himself in the nuts.

01:18:04.580 Oh, God.

01:18:05.240 Dude, I'm going to lock my Twitter account for a while.

01:18:08.440 Dude, the dudes that I went to college with are just fucking pussies then because all we

01:18:12.400 did is take that like electronic dusting shit where you turn it upside down.

01:18:17.900 And it's like dry ice.

01:18:18.840 We sprayed that on our balls.

01:18:22.500 The entire boogaloo is just like a weird death cult and we don't want to talk about

01:18:26.960 it.

01:18:29.620 Worst I ever done is I once beat off with aftershave and that was not fun.

01:18:34.600 Oh, my God.

01:18:37.360 Okay.

01:18:38.000 Okay.

01:18:38.540 So fun.

01:18:39.140 So fun story time.

01:18:40.440 I once got sunburn on my dick.

01:18:43.160 How I got sunburn on my dick.

01:18:44.520 We're not going to talk about how that happened.

01:18:46.180 You were sun bleaching your asshole.

01:18:47.640 Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

01:18:48.900 But I go home and like I'm like in physical fucking pain because I went like straight from

01:18:56.520 straight from where I was at to home and like my dick is sunburned.

01:18:59.640 So I go into the medicine cabinet and I grab what I think is aloe vera.

01:19:03.880 It was spray.

01:19:05.460 It was first aid spray.

01:19:07.540 I don't know what the fuck is in first aid spray.

01:19:10.280 Alcohol.

01:19:10.780 Jesus.

01:19:11.180 Yeah, probably alcohol and like yeah, I sprayed that.

01:19:14.840 Holy fuck.

01:19:16.260 Oh, I was I must have been like 13.

01:19:20.000 I will never forget that feeling.

01:19:21.660 I was like my fucking dad comes bursting into the fucking bathroom.

01:19:24.980 I'm on the floor.

01:19:25.560 He's like, dude, you masturbated too hard.

01:19:31.480 What the fuck?

01:19:32.180 What did you do?

01:19:33.320 Did you did your dick peel?

01:19:34.880 Did your dick peel?

01:19:35.600 Yes.

01:19:36.400 Yeah, I've had that.

01:19:37.360 It sucked so bad, dude.

01:19:40.120 Dude, it's like a fucking snake mold thing or something.

01:19:44.440 That's 100% what it's like.

01:19:46.020 Jesus.

01:19:46.400 At least I've avoided that.

01:19:50.180 That was the worst.

01:19:51.140 That was like up there with like the worst.

01:19:53.020 I like I I would honestly be rather be tear gassed again or shot with a rubber bullet again

01:19:58.660 than fucking experience that pain because I caught a rubber bullet like right like right

01:20:02.500 in the fucking stomach.

01:20:03.400 I would rather have that than that.

01:20:04.720 Oh, my God.

01:20:06.260 Fuck.

01:20:08.620 I have my wife just off like this fucking hollering at this shit right now.

01:20:13.420 She's laughing her ass off.

01:20:14.520 I'm glad your wife's a fan of me.

01:20:18.660 Not you.

01:20:19.620 It's fucking just the show in general.

01:20:21.500 Oh, not that I'm saying not you.

01:20:23.420 You know what I mean, though.

01:20:24.580 You got defensive for a second.

01:20:26.820 No, I'm just saying like I have no intention to hit on your wife.

01:20:29.820 It's OK.

01:20:31.700 By the way, she's a huge fan of Clint, so she's going to have him on at home later for you.

01:20:36.420 Oh, shit.

01:20:37.800 You're going to have a three with Clint where you're the spit roasted one.

01:20:41.900 That's true.

01:20:43.160 You're going to be the big score.

01:20:45.080 No, there's a fucking name for that, too, but I forget what it is.

01:20:47.940 God damn it.

01:20:48.520 You have a centipede?

01:20:49.580 No, no, no, no, no.

01:20:51.340 No, no, there's – yeah, I guess nobody knows.

01:20:53.960 There's a name for – it might have to be three men, though, but there's a name for

01:20:58.060 like the guy who –

01:20:59.240 Devil's threesome.

01:21:00.600 There's a name for the person who's in the middle.

01:21:02.840 No, for the person who's taking it in the ass and sucking the dick at the same time.

01:21:06.520 That's spit roasting.

01:21:08.740 There's a name for it, man.

01:21:10.240 You would know Toad.

01:21:11.060 It's spit roasting.

01:21:11.100 How do you know this, Toad, but I don't?

01:21:14.260 I'm going to look it up right now.

01:21:15.960 No, Eiffel Tower is two women on top of one dude.

01:21:19.580 I know that one.

01:21:20.560 No, it's not.

01:21:21.460 Yeah, it is.

01:21:21.920 Eiffel Tower is when a girl is sitting on your face.

01:21:24.200 No, Eiffel Tower is when a girl is sitting on your face and the girl is on your dick and

01:21:27.660 they're both making out.

01:21:28.500 That's an Eiffel Tower.

01:21:29.680 Chinese finger trap?

01:21:30.800 Oh, my God.

01:21:33.420 I was watching – did you watch the new Eric Andre movie?

01:21:36.540 No.

01:21:37.300 Because they have a Chinese finger trap on their dick and they go into different places

01:21:42.600 and they're trying to pull off their dicks and their dicks are Chinese finger – it's

01:21:47.260 so funny.

01:21:47.740 Oh, my fucking God, Eric Andre, dude.

01:21:49.740 They go into like a Chinese restaurant and they're like, you all know how to do this,

01:21:52.940 right?

01:21:55.600 It's one of my favorite videos on the internet if you all haven't seen it.

01:21:58.840 Where this dude, he calls two different Chinese takeout places on two different phones and

01:22:03.000 then puts them both on speaker and just sets them in the middle of a table and they just

01:22:06.700 scream at each other for like five minutes.

01:22:09.760 Like, why do you want to honor?

01:22:12.080 They're just like yelling, you'll call here.

01:22:14.500 All right.

01:22:15.500 I just found it.

01:22:16.900 The name for that person that's in the middle of the threesome, I'm pretty sure, is Lucky

01:22:20.580 Pierre.

01:22:21.780 Lucky Pierre?

01:22:23.000 How would you know this, Toad?

01:22:24.960 And that's the explanations.

01:22:25.960 It's because it's an Eiffel Tower, I think, too.

01:22:29.100 It's Lucky Pierre.

01:22:29.640 No, no.

01:22:30.040 We need to see your search history immediately, Toad.

01:22:33.100 I have questions.

01:22:35.100 I just looked up – I just found it right now, man.

01:22:37.960 Lucky Pierre is Toad's nickname in high school.

01:22:40.760 No, I'm referring to you as Lucky Pierre on Twitter for the rest of the time.

01:22:45.320 You need to change your name.

01:22:47.400 You need to change your name again.

01:22:49.020 Dude, my nickname was Toad.

01:22:51.140 Goddamn it, man.

01:22:51.860 I almost said your actual name, Toad.

01:22:56.520 I almost said your actual name there.

01:22:57.940 Don't dox me, bro.

01:23:00.640 How do you change your name like that without leaving the studio?

01:23:05.080 He's a fucking wizard, bro.

01:23:06.720 Oh, my God.

01:23:07.380 He pays for Streamlabs.

01:23:09.020 That's why there's not a watermark.

01:23:10.360 Actually, Jose pays for it.

01:23:11.580 Jose does.

01:23:12.440 We use Jose's because –

01:23:17.100 Yeah, we're that cheap, basically.

01:23:21.000 Bro, I'm not cheap.

01:23:22.580 I got stolen Netflix, stolen Hulu.

01:23:25.560 Don't pay for shit.

01:23:26.700 Which, by the way, I wanted to bring this up earlier,

01:23:28.920 but Ryan Dawson is actually coming on Jose's show also soon,

01:23:32.200 so that's going to be pretty awesome.

01:23:32.760 Oh, dope.

01:23:33.220 That guy needs to get on everywhere because he's the shit.

01:23:36.280 Yeah, he's lighting it up, man.

01:23:37.520 He's got to get back on Tower of Power Hour at some point, too.

01:23:39.940 He hasn't been on here for a while.

01:23:41.240 Or, actually, he dropped in a couple weeks ago.

01:23:44.260 I think he was talking about Ryan, right?

01:23:45.200 He's talking about Ryan, not Jose.

01:23:46.680 Oh.

01:23:47.480 Yeah, Jose should get back on here, too.

01:23:49.360 Yeah.

01:23:49.800 Yes, I do.

01:23:50.360 Ryan should get on here, too.

01:23:51.620 I do have hipster cable.

01:23:52.940 I'll tell Ryan that he should come on.

01:23:54.240 He'd have fun with you guys because Ryan's like a mega shit poster.

01:23:56.800 He might even be more of a shit poster than you guys, so it's like –

01:24:00.040 Oh, yeah.

01:24:00.600 I mean, he's –

01:24:01.640 Ryan don't give a fuck about boundaries.

01:24:03.740 He just said Israel too many times and got de-platformed everywhere.

01:24:07.480 Poor fucking guy.

01:24:08.960 Oh, shit.

01:24:09.640 Dude, you're about to have him to read, too, man.

01:24:12.580 He's Israel posting like a motherfucker right now.

01:24:14.480 I know.

01:24:15.800 Bro, can I have a lot of people –

01:24:17.460 Listen, what the fuck –

01:24:18.700 I'm sorry, Magnus.

01:24:19.360 You go ahead.

01:24:20.120 No, actually, I talk too much, Nick.

01:24:21.780 What the fuck are you guys saying?

01:24:22.360 Well, I was just going to ask.

01:24:23.400 What is going on with that goddamn rabbi that's always got shit with the LP Kentucky account?

01:24:28.960 Who is that?

01:24:29.920 First of all, let me explain something.

01:24:31.880 Literally, who?

01:24:32.360 I didn't know that Shlomo was a real name.

01:24:35.820 I thought it was a made-up name to make fun of Jewish people.

01:24:38.620 I'm not kidding.

01:24:40.200 I didn't know that was his name because he goes by like S.

01:24:42.620 S. Levin or something.

01:24:43.400 Yeah, his name.

01:24:44.120 I've only heard like racist memes or whatever where they say like Shlomo.

01:24:48.140 Yeah.

01:24:48.520 I didn't know that Shlomo was a real fucking name.

01:24:52.140 I thought it was made up to make fun of Jewish people.

01:24:54.680 I'm not even kidding.

01:24:55.320 Oh, my God.

01:24:55.840 I knew a Shlomo.

01:24:57.560 I knew a Shlomo.

01:24:58.660 I did.

01:24:59.180 He was from New York, lived in Minneapolis for like a month, and then moved back.

01:25:03.580 Well, it's like Guido, right?

01:25:05.380 It's an actual name for some Italian dudes, and it's also a slur.

01:25:08.540 Oh, yeah, dude.

01:25:09.180 There's a UFC fighter named Guido.

01:25:10.860 Or it's spelled Guido, but it's pronounced Guido.

01:25:13.620 Yeah, whatever it is.

01:25:14.620 And Guido Holtzman for the Mises Institute.

01:25:18.020 Guido Holtzman.

01:25:19.040 I come from a very Italian Turkish family on my dad's side.

01:25:24.300 Sounds like me.

01:25:25.560 Dude.

01:25:25.840 I was about to say, Dick.

01:25:26.740 Nick is Turkish if you didn't know.

01:25:29.740 No, I'm not.

01:25:31.140 But see, what you're missing here is you need to have the hairy chest.

01:25:34.720 I don't really have much.

01:25:35.820 I don't have any chest here, barely.

01:25:37.280 You're not a true Italian, then.

01:25:38.960 If you don't go to the beach and the gold chain just materializes out of your hairy chest,

01:25:43.260 then you're not a real Italian.

01:25:44.960 Damn it.

01:25:45.440 I'm half Italian, but I'm Swedish.

01:25:47.500 So it's like, you know, I don't know.

01:25:48.400 The chest hair is like not much.

01:25:50.180 Hey, James, why don't you tell everybody what you thought of my accent?

01:25:53.520 Oh, yeah.

01:25:54.060 I thought Nick was from Europe.

01:25:55.540 Like, I thought he legit was Turkish or some shit.

01:25:59.740 You're the first person.

01:26:01.180 You're the only one here that doesn't know where I'm from.

01:26:03.540 If you had to guess based on the way I speak and my accent, where would you place it?

01:26:07.920 And your looks.

01:26:09.860 Greek.

01:26:10.260 My accent?

01:26:11.320 Not your accent.

01:26:12.120 It's like, no.

01:26:12.600 Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:26:14.420 Like, what state, what state?

01:26:16.840 I'm not good with these.

01:26:17.900 You don't have any obvious, like, flags for me.

01:26:19.480 You heard him do Arnold Schwarzenegger earlier.

01:26:21.080 He sounded, like, when he did that Chinese food thing a minute ago, he sounded exactly like a Schwarzenegger impersonation.

01:26:27.380 No, Magnus.

01:26:28.800 Oh.

01:26:29.080 I was in the movie Commando where I killed 300 people with God and tools.

01:26:36.300 That's not a bad Arnold.

01:26:37.980 That's not a bad Arnold.

01:26:38.740 That's a good Arnold.

01:26:39.760 That is.

01:26:40.740 I always do that skit, though, because he ran on banning Violet video games.

01:26:45.140 Yeah, he was in the movie Commando, so I'm always like.

01:26:47.220 I didn't know that.

01:26:47.840 I was in the movie Commando where I killed 300 men with God and tools, but I won't do ban Violet video games.

01:26:55.900 Yeah, that fucker.

01:26:57.900 Dude, I fucking love Commando.

01:26:59.080 That's such a good.

01:26:59.860 And he fucks.

01:27:00.560 He cheated on his hot-ass wife with an ugly-ass woman.

01:27:03.300 Oh, God.

01:27:03.940 That girl.

01:27:04.160 Ugly-ass woman.

01:27:05.340 The housekeeper or whatever.

01:27:07.300 He could be like an actual goblin, bro.

01:27:10.320 Dude, sometimes, man, you just get tired of your wife and you just want, like, a different role.

01:27:14.840 Okay, go to the bar.

01:27:16.480 You're Arnold fucking Schwarzenegger, dude.

01:27:19.140 You can go to the beach and just literally pick up a woman with your fucking bare arms, bro.

01:27:25.680 At least Bill upgraded.

01:27:27.640 Bill, I mean, Monica Lewinsky looks way better than Hillary.

01:27:31.160 Did you see her post?

01:27:32.420 Oh, with the eye emoji?

01:27:34.040 Oh, I like that.

01:27:35.060 I like that.

01:27:35.600 Dude, I laughed for a solid minute at that shit.

01:27:38.100 That was great.

01:27:39.500 I sent that to my mom.

01:27:42.300 I sent that to all my friends.

01:27:43.600 I was fucking dying, dude.

01:27:46.480 Because even normies can get that one.

01:27:48.480 You don't have to explain any context behind that whatsoever.

01:27:51.140 Just send that fucking tweet.

01:27:52.680 Because it was Chelsea Clinton saying that.

01:27:56.800 Was that the one you're talking about?

01:27:58.040 No, no.

01:27:58.440 It was some company.

01:28:00.360 It was Uber Eats.

01:28:02.840 It was Uber Eats.

01:28:03.620 What was your highest risk, lowest reward of something?

01:28:08.500 She just quote tweeted it with the eye emoji.

01:28:12.360 And it's like, holy shit, that was so good.

01:28:15.160 Dude, I thought you were talking about how Chelsea Clinton tweeted the other day.

01:28:18.860 She was just like, how could you?

01:28:20.640 Oh, yeah.

01:28:21.580 She was talking about, I can't remember what governor.

01:28:23.920 Yeah, she was talking about Bill Gates.

01:28:25.900 She's like, I couldn't imagine cheating on your wife with an underling.

01:28:28.700 And it's like, it's Chelsea Clinton.

01:28:30.380 It's Chelsea Clinton, bro.

01:28:32.300 She did not, no.

01:28:33.560 100% you go look it up.

01:28:34.920 I saw it.

01:28:35.480 Oh, my God.

01:28:37.340 These people are fucking aliens, dude.

01:28:39.140 They have no self-awareness.

01:28:40.360 They're pod people.

01:28:41.440 Like, they don't know what the fuck they are.

01:28:42.160 You were just saying aliens aren't real, man.

01:28:44.420 And now you're saying they are.

01:28:46.000 No, I'm saying hologram government alien invasions are fake.

01:28:49.520 Real aliens are real.

01:28:50.840 All right.

01:28:51.260 All right.

01:28:51.720 All right.

01:28:52.040 I gotcha.

01:28:53.620 I mean, do we want to hit that LP National tweet quickly?

01:28:57.120 Yeah.

01:28:57.940 I did try to segue into this.

01:28:59.940 Then we started talking about buttholes again, and it just went off the fucking rail.

01:29:03.780 Well, that always happens here.

01:29:07.000 I don't know.

01:29:07.580 What did you want to say about the LP National tweet?

01:29:09.280 The LP National tweet that we're talking about is when they –

01:29:12.600 Lockdowns were a trial run.

01:29:14.480 Yeah.

01:29:14.940 Or, yeah, COVID lockdowns were a trial run.

01:29:16.920 No, it just – all I said was lockdowns were a trial run, I think is verbatim.

01:29:21.200 Okay.

01:29:22.040 I am – like, the thing about it is I'm more surprised by, like, the level of outrage

01:29:27.680 from your blue-pilled idiots than anything, which I guess I shouldn't be surprised by that

01:29:34.260 at this point.

01:29:35.480 But they had these people that were saying, oh, my God, I really wish – because it

01:29:40.860 was the LP National that made the tweet, and there are people that were saying –

01:29:43.480 That's because Angela's the chair now, so.

01:29:46.120 Well, she's going –

01:29:46.960 Not officially yet, right?

01:29:48.040 She's going to be.

01:29:48.740 She's going to be.

01:29:49.340 Well, they literally tweeted out that – like, I forget who it was.

01:29:52.640 Somebody tweeted out that the only reason that tweet went out is because Angela and them

01:29:56.680 are, like, involved now, and they've, like, moved people around, and whoever's running

01:30:00.320 the Twitter isn't –

01:30:01.260 I was going to say, there has to be a new XCOM or something, like, because there is a

01:30:05.860 significant difference in –

01:30:08.280 Messaging?

01:30:09.200 Yeah, 100%.

01:30:10.280 Yeah.

01:30:10.660 Well, yeah.

01:30:11.680 That's the thing I say all the time, dude, is, like, I'm progressive as fuck, and I'm

01:30:15.120 definitely to the left of everybody in – probably in the LP, and I don't act like

01:30:19.580 these motherfuckers.

01:30:20.600 I don't get offended like these motherfuckers.

01:30:22.560 I don't get up my fucking panties in a twist like these motherfuckers.

01:30:25.520 So it has nothing to do with progressivism.

01:30:27.880 It has nothing to do with anti-racism.

01:30:29.320 It has nothing to do with homophobia, blah, blah, blah.

01:30:31.500 Y'all are just fucking whiny bitches.

01:30:34.400 No, no, no.

01:30:34.760 No, it's because you actually have a personality outside of your politics.

01:30:40.980 They literally – they take progressivism as their personality.

01:30:43.780 Your personality is not your progressivism, and they literally take that.

01:30:46.440 But I wouldn't even – this is the thing.

01:30:48.300 I wouldn't – I've thought about this a lot, too, because there are so many left-wing

01:30:52.660 people who are great on guns, obviously good on war, but, like, there's this – it's

01:30:58.620 this weird – like, if you look at the entire political compass, it's just like a little

01:31:02.800 tiny dot where these weird motherfuckers are that are the worst on everything, and I

01:31:09.580 don't know what to call them.

01:31:11.220 I mean, I can tell you what the lefties call them, and that's shit libs.

01:31:14.880 I guess shit libs would be the right word.

01:31:16.660 Yeah, because they're like – conservatives would call them liberals, and even communists

01:31:20.980 would call them liberals.

01:31:22.340 I know.

01:31:22.700 The conservatives would call them libtards.

01:31:24.320 Yeah.

01:31:24.780 They're the worst on everything.

01:31:27.560 They have the worst elements of progressivism, the worst elements of, like, conservatism, the

01:31:32.220 worst elements of every political ideology just condensed into this one small, you know,

01:31:37.820 very tiny section of the political compass, and the Libertarian Party is not immune to

01:31:42.760 those people.

01:31:44.020 Yeah.

01:31:44.480 Is this a tower gangbang right now?

01:31:46.780 But Reid calls them bitchfuckcocks.

01:31:48.860 Yeah.

01:31:49.380 As we know.

01:31:50.820 How is that?

01:31:52.260 Well, like, based on what James was saying, because he's, you know, in the Mises Caucus and

01:31:55.780 mostly is involved, like, IRL, I guess, basically, it seems like these guys only exist online

01:32:02.460 or, like, on Twitter.

01:32:04.160 Or, like, I guess if you run into them.

01:32:06.320 Yeah.

01:32:06.380 That's all of it, dude.

01:32:07.420 Same thing with on the ground, bro.

01:32:09.140 Like, when I go to BLM protests, I never get fucking, like, attacked or people get up

01:32:15.120 to me or call me a racist or whatever.

01:32:16.640 It's only online.

01:32:17.960 When I show up on the ground, like, there's been a few times where people have been weird

01:32:21.600 about it.

01:32:22.520 But in terms of, like, broadly, it's always these motherfuckers online.

01:32:27.080 All the shitsters are online.

01:32:29.020 They're never in person.

01:32:29.920 And that applies to the LP.

01:32:31.060 That applies to the fucking, like, the Dems and shit like that.

01:32:34.120 Like, go to an actual Democratic Party event, and these people are the most tame, boring

01:32:37.500 motherfuckers in the world.

01:32:38.820 Of course.

01:32:39.020 But get them behind a Twitter keyboard, and they're like, you fucking fascists!

01:32:43.120 It's like, James, have you met some of these people in real life?

01:32:46.360 I mean, like I was, like I said, we don't really, as far as I know, we don't really

01:32:51.760 have them in the LP of Minnesota.

01:32:53.760 Like, we have some, like, really anti-woke, I guess, like, almost reactionary anti-woke

01:33:03.020 Mises Caucus members here.

01:33:05.560 But, like, so, and, like, you know, I mean, with the George Floyd and Derek Chauvin thing,

01:33:10.080 RLP has been, has been, like, you know, they've been on the anti-racist side.

01:33:20.380 They celebrated when Chauvin was convicted and stuff.

01:33:25.980 And so did Dave Smith, like.

01:33:27.620 I know.

01:33:28.480 What the fuck?

01:33:29.200 And so, like, the more reactionary folks in our LP have, have, were, like, saying, they

01:33:37.320 were, like, criticizing the LP leadership for being so woke, but they weren't.

01:33:41.920 Like, that's about as bad as it gets here.

01:33:46.200 I was in PA last weekend, two weekends ago, whatever it was.

01:33:49.400 Oh, when the shitstorm went down?

01:33:50.520 Yeah.

01:33:50.800 And, I mean, it was, it was pretty bad there.

01:33:53.060 I mean, we got called angry white men and.

01:33:55.760 Oh, yeah.

01:33:56.280 In person?

01:33:57.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:33:58.800 Dude, sit under the mic.

01:33:59.560 I wish, I wish I was there.

01:34:01.020 Especially seeming, like, I'm not technically a Mises guy.

01:34:03.780 Like, like, if, I don't think I'm on any of these.

01:34:05.480 Stop.

01:34:06.820 It's pronounced Mises.

01:34:09.180 No.

01:34:09.900 No.

01:34:10.440 It's pronounced Mises.

01:34:11.900 Now that you told, now that you told me how to pronounce it, I'm going to pronounce it

01:34:14.860 more wrong every time.

01:34:15.720 I should have said it.

01:34:15.980 So, now that, I'm not even a Mises Caucus guy.

01:34:20.460 I don't even like the measles.

01:34:25.520 I don't even like the measles.

01:34:27.140 Like I said, if anything, I'm more, like, in Spikes Camp and shit like that.

01:34:31.400 But I have no fucking problem with any of y'all, with fucking Reed, with fucking Dave, with

01:34:37.360 any of the Mises people.

01:34:39.960 I'm actually really impressed.

01:34:41.000 I forget his name.

01:34:41.820 The national chair.

01:34:42.900 What's his name?

01:34:43.320 The ginger dude?

01:34:45.960 Henchman?

01:34:47.720 Joe Bishop Henchman.

01:34:48.700 Joe Bishop Henchman.

01:34:50.460 He's the national chair, but he's not a ginger.

01:34:52.220 He's not a ginger, yeah.

01:34:53.460 Who am I thinking of?

01:34:54.260 Oh, Michael Heiss.

01:34:55.400 Michael Heiss, yes.

01:34:56.300 The head of the Mises Caucus.

01:34:57.620 Yeah.

01:34:58.240 Michael Heiss, yeah.

01:34:59.720 He went to, like, apparently two years ago, he went to a women's march that was an anti-war

01:35:05.840 march and just, like, showed up and, like, marched with him.

01:35:09.180 And I was like, holy fuck.

01:35:10.480 That's pretty based.

01:35:12.140 Yeah.

01:35:12.240 That's what I, he was doing what I'm about, like, long beforehand.

01:35:15.400 So it's like, like, I don't, I just don't have this knee-jerk, like, hatred.

01:35:19.120 What I have hatred of, and it's people on all the fucking sides of this goddamn argument,

01:35:24.180 because black people, you're racist.

01:35:25.520 No, it's, and these people are, are, are obnoxiously white, actually, which is the best part.

01:35:32.180 I know, I know exactly.

01:35:33.320 They're lethally fucking.

01:35:34.540 They're fucking mayos.

01:35:35.820 They're fucking mayo monkeys.

01:35:38.580 Snow roaches.

01:35:39.600 That was the best one I heard today.

01:35:41.740 Snow roaches.

01:35:42.640 Yeah, these are, these are lethally fucking white people.

01:35:45.640 They're all in Canada, actually.

01:35:47.860 It's like, it's like, there's, it's like, there's, there's two categories.

01:35:51.760 Well, actually, there's three categories of people.

01:35:53.800 There's the Mises Caucus people.

01:35:56.040 There's the people that aren't in the Mises Caucus that are, like, actually doing shit.

01:35:59.840 And they're great.

01:36:01.040 And then there's the people that just fucking cry, like, all day.

01:36:04.500 All they do is fucking cry.

01:36:06.200 And it's like, bro, if you have, if, if you hate Dave Smith so much, then do better than Dave Smith.

01:36:11.560 And if you're doing better than Dave Smith, then people will follow you.

01:36:14.700 If not, lead follower, get the fuck out of the way.

01:36:17.920 Like, I don't know what to tell you, dude.

01:36:19.400 Like, I never even heard of you, motherfucker.

01:36:20.980 You got 32 Twitter, Twitter followers.

01:36:22.980 And you're telling me that your great plan for messaging is better.

01:36:26.300 Prove it, motherfucker.

01:36:27.720 Like, I don't, I don't give a shit.

01:36:29.220 Like, stop crying, bro.

01:36:30.720 It's so annoying to me.

01:36:32.620 Dude, it's, it's so bad.

01:36:34.340 Which, by the way, James, I was following on the, on the Mises Caucus discord.

01:36:39.720 I was following it, and someone else did, like, another discord just for that, uh, Pennsylvania caucus, uh, just, like, going through it.

01:36:47.360 Dude, that shit was so crazy.

01:36:49.060 Like, people want to.

01:36:49.800 I wish I was there, dude.

01:36:50.880 I would have, I would have fucking been screaming at everybody.

01:36:53.980 People are, straight up, James, I think you're, uh.

01:36:56.840 You're muted, bro.

01:36:58.600 Oh, you're muted, yeah.

01:36:59.680 Or we can't hear you.

01:37:00.440 You're still muted.

01:37:01.400 Ah, fuck, this happened.

01:37:03.840 No, he wasn't muted, but we can't hear him.

01:37:05.420 I don't know, but I mean, we, I, I really, I've been saying this a lot.

01:37:10.120 I really, really, really cannot wait to meet some of these people in person.

01:37:14.100 Like, not even, like, not even, like, this.

01:37:16.200 I'll definitely be at Tom Woods 2000.

01:37:20.280 Not even, not even to be, like, a tough guy, but if I can just look, like, if I could look Archie Flower in the eye and just be like, hey, bitch.

01:37:30.380 Like, it would just be so satisfying, you know what I mean?

01:37:33.240 Stop it, Nick.

01:37:33.760 You would go up and shake his hand and be like, how you doing, Archie?

01:37:36.060 No, no, what do you think I am?

01:37:37.860 It's just, it's just, I don't, I just don't understand where this all motherfucking comes from, dude.

01:37:42.140 Because, like, I have an easier time getting Black Panthers and Communists and Anarcho-Capitalists and fucking Libertarians to march together in the streets, face-to-face.

01:37:52.680 I have an easier time pulling that off than getting motherfuckers in the LP to just stop being cunts.

01:37:58.620 It makes no sense to me.

01:38:01.100 I don't get it.

01:38:02.280 Because I think the main thing is, and I think it's been brought up before, but these people, technically, they kind of see it as this is their club.

01:38:10.140 Like, they've been running the LP for years.

01:38:13.740 Yeah.

01:38:13.900 And now, like, the Black Panthers don't, I mean, they have, like, the Black Panthers, but the ANCAPs aren't trying to get into the Black Panthers.

01:38:19.980 The Black Panthers should be fighting against them.

01:38:21.420 You are just going to a common goal.

01:38:23.480 These people do have a common goal, which is liberty.

01:38:25.920 Well, yeah, we do get that with, like, a lot of the Antifa groups and a lot of the BLM groups.

01:38:31.640 What they do, it's a social club.

01:38:33.200 And, like, they don't actually care about accomplishing anything.

01:38:35.380 They just care about, like, keeping their little social club in order and keeping on top of their little hierarchy and keeping it pure and shit.

01:38:41.820 That's 100%.

01:38:42.860 That's literally 100% what it is.

01:38:44.180 They think, they actually, they do 100% see it as the Mises Caucus is not pure.

01:38:49.800 And you can tell by the way they say things about how these people are full of, like, alt-right or stuff like this that are anti-liberty because they don't believe in certain people.

01:39:01.480 And I'll be perfectly fair.

01:39:03.560 There's people on the other side of the aisle in the caucus that assume that any fucking criticism of the caucus is coming from some blue-pilled commie cuck or whatever.

01:39:11.580 It's like, bro, y'all have recreated the culture war inside the LP, and it's cringe.

01:39:16.900 Stop it.

01:39:17.460 Yeah, yeah.

01:39:18.040 Stop it.

01:39:18.960 I think Nick's Benadryl's kicking in.

01:39:22.720 He's moving real slow.

01:39:24.360 What am I doing?

01:39:25.320 You got the sloth hand to go in.

01:39:27.220 Your eyes were closed and your head was nodding and stuff.

01:39:29.720 My eyes haven't let me close this whole time.

01:39:31.820 I didn't mean to attack you.

01:39:35.680 My bad.

01:39:36.020 Just because I'm Asian doesn't mean you get to make fun of my eyes for being small.

01:39:40.240 I am entirely wrong.

01:39:41.820 See, Nick is spicy white like me, so he can claim any ethnicity.

01:39:48.440 My litmus test is if you like Ron Paul.

01:39:52.760 It's very simple.

01:39:53.840 That's pretty much it.

01:39:54.740 If you don't like Ron Paul, fuck yourself.

01:39:58.280 Hey, Sal doesn't like Ron Paul.

01:40:00.180 What if I don't like Ron Paul because he always talked about the Constitution and I hate the Constitution?

01:40:06.440 Ooh.

01:40:07.160 That's a fair criticism.

01:40:07.980 That is definitely fair.

01:40:09.060 I think that his focus on the Constitution was –

01:40:11.740 Do you not like Ron Paul?

01:40:13.000 It was like a net negative for liberty.

01:40:14.480 I think I get what Nick's getting at, though.

01:40:16.800 It's a different kind of hate because that's more –

01:40:18.940 I think you're right.

01:40:19.640 That's more valid.

01:40:20.560 These people – I've seen the post.

01:40:21.920 They call Ron Paul like a racist, bigot, homophobe.

01:40:26.140 But what would they do is –

01:40:27.080 And it's like, no, no, no, no.

01:40:28.080 Sorry.

01:40:28.400 Sorry.

01:40:28.800 Okay?

01:40:29.340 I've had fucking neo-Nazis show up to my house and point guns at my house.

01:40:34.840 I know what real racism looks like.

01:40:36.820 It's not fucking Ron Paul who delivered black babies in the 60s.

01:40:42.060 Some of my friends went to a Klan rally in fucking Indiana.

01:40:46.380 Okay?

01:40:46.600 I know what racism looks like.

01:40:48.280 It's not fucking Ron Paul.

01:40:49.980 It's not fucking Dave Smith.

01:40:51.900 Okay?

01:40:52.140 Let's shut up.

01:40:52.720 That rally was lit, by the way, man.

01:40:57.700 Well, you are a bad Dave.

01:40:59.020 You'd blend –

01:40:59.340 It was lit.

01:41:00.920 It was literally lit with all the bonfires and shit that were going on.

01:41:04.640 That's the joke.

01:41:05.980 That's the joke.

01:41:07.020 Oh, damn.

01:41:07.780 These are ridiculous.

01:41:08.680 Like their only experience of racism is somebody like sharing like a Hitler meme on their fucking timeline.

01:41:13.200 They've never like – it's ridiculous.

01:41:15.340 And it'd be different.

01:41:16.000 Like there is one guy.

01:41:17.040 He goes by Black Mutualist.

01:41:18.860 Oh, my God.

01:41:19.760 But I do accept his criticisms maybe a little bit more because there's a chance that he's actually experienced any of this shit.

01:41:25.800 Maybe he has.

01:41:26.480 Maybe he hasn't.

01:41:27.100 But there's a chance.

01:41:28.500 Okay?

01:41:29.040 Bleach motherfucking white nerd libertarian in fucking Pennsylvania or some shit.

01:41:34.620 John Waldenberg.

01:41:35.580 You've experienced none of the problems you fucking complain about.

01:41:38.500 Okay?

01:41:38.820 I was thrown in bathrooms and beaten the fuck out of for being queer.

01:41:42.100 Okay?

01:41:42.460 You're a straight white dude from fucking Pennsylvania who's complaining on Twitter about Dave Smith.

01:41:46.560 You don't – shut the fuck up.

01:41:48.220 Okay?

01:41:48.460 You're fake.

01:41:49.320 You're performative.

01:41:50.480 I don't believe you.

01:41:51.800 You're doing this for fucking clout and attention or some shit the fuck up.

01:41:55.040 Go away.

01:41:56.300 I had two things.

01:41:56.980 Wait.

01:41:57.200 I had two things.

01:41:57.740 One, James, did you meet John Waldenberger?

01:42:00.960 No, but I saw his back rolls.

01:42:03.020 That was –

01:42:03.400 Oh, shit.

01:42:08.920 By the way, Cole, now that my mic's working, I was the one running that Discord that you were enjoying.

01:42:12.880 Oh, okay.

01:42:13.380 That's okay.

01:42:14.360 I was wondering who was wondering because –

01:42:15.880 We just broke Nick, bro.

01:42:17.100 Fuck, yeah.

01:42:20.360 Oh, dude.

01:42:22.080 Here's the thing.

01:42:23.000 I hate that guy so much that it's not even – if I meet – he's the kind of guy that if I meet in person, he's probably taken over the arch blue-pilled libertarian as opposed to like Archie or Andy Craig or whoever else.

01:42:35.540 So if I – I really, really hope I get to meet some of these people in person.

01:42:39.820 Not that I'm going to be violent.

01:42:41.840 I mean look at me.

01:42:42.460 I'm fucking – I'm skinny and shit.

01:42:44.560 I'm not trying to be a macho tough guy.

01:42:46.500 I know.

01:42:46.860 I am tall.

01:42:47.360 I'm kind of a big presence and I talk loud and I could be intimidating just by the loudness of my voice.

01:42:52.660 And you got that crazy European accent.

01:42:54.200 I don't have it.

01:42:56.460 In that jihad beard.

01:42:58.260 In that jihad beard.

01:42:58.740 That's right.

01:42:59.380 People don't know what I'm going to do.

01:43:00.680 They don't know whether I'm going to fucking suicide bomb them or try to jump them with seven friends.

01:43:05.020 They don't know what's going on.

01:43:06.820 But no, I think –

01:43:07.640 He's spicy white.

01:43:08.440 He's unpredictable.

01:43:08.880 I'm spicy white.

01:43:09.620 That's right.

01:43:10.340 I mean I don't think Waldenberg –

01:43:11.200 I mean I'm Italian so I'm basically black, right?

01:43:13.400 So I mean –

01:43:14.440 Yeah, right.

01:43:15.400 I mean I think you have like kind of a couple of things going on here where like Waldenberg is like kind of this lower level like dude and then you have like these higher – like Andy Craig is a bit like higher up.

01:43:25.020 Like he's at like Cato and shit.

01:43:26.280 So he's like in like the Beltway shit.

01:43:28.520 But they both use like establishment attacks to go after, you know, like the Mises Caucus type people.

01:43:36.480 So, you know, I kind of think it's just that at both levels they want – or at any level that they're at, they want to keep that power that they have now because they know they're about to lose it.

01:43:45.820 Right.

01:43:46.260 And like I definitely –

01:43:47.380 I'm a unity guy.

01:43:49.080 I'm a peacemaker.

01:43:49.840 So I definitely think that some people get way too much more shit than they deserve and there's way too much antagonism between certain people.

01:43:57.360 Some people do fucking deserve it because they're annoying.

01:43:59.380 That's fine.

01:43:59.860 But like beyond that, the main thing I need to say to people is like I know trolling is fun and all but god damn, like we're trying to save the fucking country here.

01:44:08.400 Stop ignoring some of these people.

01:44:09.960 Like we'll stop engaging with some of these people, okay?

01:44:12.080 Because they're irrelevant.

01:44:13.220 You're never going to meet them.

01:44:14.580 They're never going to sway anyone's opinions.

01:44:16.680 They're just going to sit there and fucking cry.

01:44:18.520 And that's the same thing like on the other side of the aisle, dude.

01:44:20.500 That's fair.

01:44:20.940 If some dude would hop in his bio with a helicopter profile that has like three fucking followers.

01:44:25.740 With an anime profile picture.

01:44:27.000 Don't dedicate your whole fucking day to arguing with this person.

01:44:31.160 Like are you kidding me?

01:44:32.380 Go touch grass, please.

01:44:33.840 Like I'll bring the grass to you.

01:44:35.240 I will.

01:44:36.000 Like touch grass.

01:44:36.860 Like for the love of fucking god, dude.

01:44:38.340 I see too much of that on Twitter.

01:44:39.960 Did Jose comment in the live with his actual real fucking YouTube?

01:44:45.980 He did.

01:44:46.880 Don't give him away.

01:44:47.860 Stop, stop, stop.

01:44:48.520 No comment.

01:44:49.480 No comment.

01:44:50.040 Don't give him away.

01:44:50.680 No comment.

01:44:51.080 No, I already doxed him to me, dude.

01:44:53.580 It's over.

01:44:54.040 I see it.

01:44:54.960 I can't believe he did that, Jose.

01:44:57.880 You fucking idiot.

01:44:59.640 You're the one who called it out.

01:45:01.060 It's your fault, bro.

01:45:02.080 You fucking idiot.

01:45:03.260 I noticed it.

01:45:04.120 I wasn't going to say it.

01:45:05.160 Nobody would have seen it.

01:45:06.620 You really are.

01:45:07.380 You're going up against the wall in the boog for that.

01:45:09.560 That's probably so.

01:45:10.540 Opsec.

01:45:11.020 Sorry about that, guys.

01:45:13.380 They're telling me to start arguing with Dom.

01:45:15.580 Yeah, dude.

01:45:16.100 I argue with a lot of people.

01:45:17.780 All right.

01:45:18.340 But like, yeah.

01:45:18.980 Dom is not one of those bitch fuck cucks, at least.

01:45:22.160 Dom is cool.

01:45:23.020 I definitely argue with him.

01:45:24.000 Yeah.

01:45:24.280 I just hate call-out culture, bro.

01:45:28.040 What's that, dude?

01:45:29.780 Sorry.

01:45:30.260 I am completely off the rails right now.

01:45:32.440 Have y'all ever had a girl guest on this show?

01:45:34.980 Last week, the first one, Ms. Buckles.

01:45:37.380 Okay.

01:45:37.680 You need to have Alex Hatch on.

01:45:39.120 She's Mantafly on the chat.

01:45:40.760 Oh, we know her.

01:45:42.320 You've got to have her on.

01:45:43.680 You've been in my chat before.

01:45:44.960 I've never talked to you, but you've been in my chat before, too.

01:45:47.180 So hello.

01:45:47.880 We've been going for an hour 45.

01:45:49.440 Holy shit.

01:45:50.480 Yeah, we've got to wrap this up.

01:45:51.600 This is the longest one we've done, isn't it?

01:45:54.700 It's slightly longer than last week now.

01:45:56.540 But yeah, Alex is in Tower Gang, so we'll do it.

01:45:58.580 Speaking of towers, we had a really shitty week.

01:46:00.580 We only had like 15 of them.

01:46:02.020 So these are going to be real shit towers.

01:46:03.600 And we've got to pick a golden tower.

01:46:05.320 I can explain.

01:46:06.800 Dude, fucking Toad just in the group chat.

01:46:08.240 Just spurging the fuck out at like 4 in the morning.

01:46:10.560 Just spamming towers.

01:46:11.920 I told y'all, he is S-tier autism.

01:46:15.980 He is like the top of the list.

01:46:17.640 I do it fucking towers.

01:46:19.220 I forget who it was, but like, dude, it's like 4 in the morning.

01:46:21.440 Go just like, go call someone like a retard and go to bed.

01:46:26.020 Dude, I keep a spreadsheet of the towers, man.

01:46:30.220 It's part of the comedy, part of attacking the cathedral.

01:46:35.160 No, okay, I'm going to have to get you the autism dimension again.

01:46:40.280 I'll be right back.

01:46:40.840 Like the autism division, boogaloo patch.

01:46:44.140 I've been happy.

01:46:45.920 Some people, man, in Tower Game, man, stay up way too late.

01:46:49.540 Like I'm looking at like the Discord and the chat.

01:46:53.240 And y'all are like up at like 3 and 4 o'clock in the morning.

01:46:55.280 5 o'clock in the fucking morning.

01:46:57.000 I'm never asleep.

01:46:57.960 I stay up to like 7 sometimes.

01:46:59.920 I'm never asleep, dude.

01:47:00.980 And I wake up at like 8 and I work every weekday.

01:47:04.060 Jesus Christ.

01:47:06.520 Dude, I fall asleep at my desk at work.

01:47:09.660 All right.

01:47:12.880 We got two towers this week.

01:47:14.400 I don't know where Nick is going.

01:47:15.380 We're going to have to vote.

01:47:17.460 Well, we're voting on a golden tower here.

01:47:19.480 So let's do this shit.

01:47:20.340 So we have two towers.

01:47:23.720 Like I said, it was an unfortunate week of towering.

01:47:27.480 First tower was on...

01:47:28.740 But not quality, I think.

01:47:30.400 Well, yeah.

01:47:31.400 I mean, these were the best in my opinion.

01:47:33.580 The first one was on Rick Wilson, who is from the Lincoln Project, who are a bunch of neocons.

01:47:40.400 And as we know, not him, but the other guy who was like one of the heads of the Lincoln Project was, what, accused of pedophilia or some shit?

01:47:48.500 A couple of them.

01:47:49.640 A couple of them, actually.

01:47:51.400 So Rick Wilson tweeted...

01:47:52.860 I don't even know what he meant by this tweet.

01:47:54.560 Press 1 if you like to fuck around.

01:47:56.140 Press 2 if you're ready to find out.

01:47:58.120 We tweeted him with press 3 for wood chipper.

01:48:02.560 We towered him.

01:48:03.640 I mean, I keep saying tweeted.

01:48:04.640 We towered him.

01:48:06.200 Oh, my favorite.

01:48:07.280 Go back up.

01:48:08.160 Up, up, up.

01:48:08.580 The dicks.

01:48:09.980 Yes, my favorite.

01:48:10.600 Oh, yeah.

01:48:11.000 Well, if you notice, their size...

01:48:12.400 Cole sees his penis and is automatically like, oh, my favorite!

01:48:16.440 We're banned from Twitter now.

01:48:17.960 Yeah, Cole is very gay.

01:48:19.640 He likes all the different sizes of penises, especially the small Asian one.

01:48:24.380 And then, yeah, I mean, we can look at the spam on these.

01:48:27.140 We still got spam.

01:48:29.340 I posted all of Thomas DiLorenzo's books.

01:48:32.540 No!

01:48:33.780 Ah!

01:48:36.140 So that's tower number 1.

01:48:37.880 Press 3 for wood chipper.

01:48:40.020 Tower 2 is...

01:48:40.980 I sent you that patch in your DM on Twitter, by the way.

01:48:43.640 Oh, did you?

01:48:44.480 Yeah.

01:48:44.800 All right.

01:48:45.720 I'll take a look at that.

01:48:46.780 I don't know what I'm going to do with it.

01:48:48.060 I better print it out.

01:48:48.920 It's safe for...

01:48:49.840 No, you can buy it.

01:48:51.760 Or I can send it to you.

01:48:53.320 Either way.

01:48:54.100 Either way.

01:48:54.700 All right.

01:48:56.460 Alec is Tower Gang Stepmom.

01:48:59.620 I'll get on.

01:49:00.320 She's 100%.

01:49:00.940 That's all...

01:49:01.300 Yeah, we've already said she's Stepmom.

01:49:02.780 She's the one that brings, like...

01:49:04.240 We're going to get together.

01:49:05.580 Or even if she ever goes to, like, a Boogaloo event, she'll bring, like, orange slices and

01:49:10.560 Kool-Aid.

01:49:11.400 Be like, here, guys.

01:49:12.380 Like...

01:49:13.140 We have a whole minivan that's full of, like, juice boxes and, like, cookies and shit that

01:49:17.540 we take to all of our protests.

01:49:19.080 Hell yeah.

01:49:19.980 It's the battle wagon.

01:49:21.620 Dude, if Alex is the stepmom and I have, like, an Oedipus complex, so...

01:49:26.160 Hmm.

01:49:26.640 I thought that was with your actual mother.

01:49:30.240 I thought it wasn't Stepmom.

01:49:31.060 No, that's...

01:49:31.700 No, actual...

01:49:32.300 Actual mother is Freudian.

01:49:35.300 That's true.

01:49:35.860 That's true.

01:49:36.180 Is it?

01:49:37.300 Well, either way.

01:49:39.380 We have Representative Michelle Steele was the other tower that I chose, and she is,

01:49:43.940 I believe, a representative in Congress out of California, and she tweeted out, the

01:49:50.920 United States...

01:49:51.620 She's pro-Israel.

01:49:53.340 The United States...

01:49:54.200 Because, of course, she is.

01:49:54.960 ...would never allow rockets to be launched by her enemies at civilians in Huntington Beach,

01:49:59.440 California, which I assume is where her district is, or Washington, D.C., and Israel can not

01:50:04.980 allow rockets to be launched at Tel Aviv and Jerusalem.

01:50:08.120 I'm proud to stand with Israel.

01:50:10.100 Hashtag.

01:50:10.600 Yeah, okay.

01:50:11.620 So, this tower was my idea, and it was, I hope rockets are launched at D.C.

01:50:20.500 Do you have the Hey Man, Nice Shot one in here?

01:50:24.960 That was last week.

01:50:25.960 Oh, that was last week.

01:50:26.980 Yeah, that was last week.

01:50:27.740 What is fucking time anymore, bro?

01:50:30.040 Yeah.

01:50:30.860 That was one of the contenders last week, and did it win?

01:50:34.080 I think it won.

01:50:35.840 Maybe it's when I was actually in.

01:50:37.800 I thought that Bo won one.

01:50:39.700 Oh, yeah.

01:50:40.280 Bo should wear a mask one.

01:50:41.860 Yeah, Bo should wear a mask one.

01:50:43.200 It was a runner-up, but yeah.

01:50:45.600 I mean, I liked the Independence Day, blowing up the White House on the spam.

01:50:50.020 Oh, the fucking guy from January 6th?

01:50:53.180 That's awesome.

01:50:53.940 Oh, yeah.

01:50:54.400 Yeah, I posted that one.

01:50:55.680 Yeah, we have some spam here.

01:50:57.180 I threw Coming to Palestine in here again because I own the book.

01:51:02.520 So, those are the two towers.

01:51:03.980 Yeah, I hope rockets are launched at D.C. on this pro-Israel congresswoman out of California

01:51:10.420 and on Rick Wilson from the Lincoln Project, press three for woodchipper.

01:51:16.120 I'm always leaning towards woodchippers because I just love killing pedophiles.

01:51:23.660 So, I'm going to lean towards that.

01:51:24.080 You're making me pick between my two favorite pastimes of killing pedophiles or killing politicians,

01:51:29.840 which are usually called pedophiles.

01:51:31.300 So, I don't know.

01:51:32.180 That's a tricky one.

01:51:34.300 Rogue said, what about the one with the rockets?

01:51:35.980 That was at the very end of last week, and that was one of the three contenders last week.

01:51:39.780 Yeah, that was the Hey Man, Nice Shot one, wasn't it?

01:51:42.640 Oh, it was.

01:51:43.280 It was.

01:51:43.920 Yeah.

01:51:44.120 Because the tweet was they, like, posted, like, 32 rocket.

01:51:47.680 A bunch of fucking rockets.

01:51:49.200 Oh, no, no, no, no.

01:51:49.700 He's talking about the one that we did today, I guess, where he had the rocket emojis in

01:51:53.260 it that was.

01:51:53.820 Oh, yeah.

01:51:55.440 That'll wait for next week.

01:51:57.560 I don't know.

01:51:58.160 I don't like it very much.

01:51:59.720 It was some other.

01:52:00.780 It was some other anti.

01:52:02.180 Israel can do no wrong or some shit.

01:52:04.060 Israel can do no wrong.

01:52:05.040 Yeah, I don't know.

01:52:05.460 I didn't think it was that funny.

01:52:06.680 I like that one.

01:52:08.200 I think that's better than the rocket ship launched at D.C.

01:52:11.460 No fucking way.

01:52:12.220 Well, Toad is the autistic warlord of Tower Gang, so we have to go on his recommendations.

01:52:20.820 So we have one vote for Woodchipper.

01:52:24.160 I'm going to have to go blow up D.C.

01:52:25.740 Yeah, I vote D.C.

01:52:28.200 The two of them, of course, vote D.C.

01:52:31.140 Y'all voting for D.C., you fags.

01:52:33.080 Say your piece.

01:52:34.420 Hey, hey.

01:52:34.940 No, look at it.

01:52:35.680 Look at it.

01:52:36.040 Like, if we Woodchipper, just the Lincoln Project, that's one dead pedophile.

01:52:40.180 If we blow up D.C., that's a lot of dead pedophiles.

01:52:44.580 James?

01:52:45.260 Very true.

01:52:47.520 You're muted again.

01:52:48.440 What the hell?

01:52:49.180 We can't hear you again.

01:52:52.060 Just sign to us.

01:52:53.380 Yeah, essentially, everybody in D.C. is a pedo.

01:52:58.640 Like the deaf libertarian woman.

01:53:02.020 Oh, God.

01:53:04.100 Come on, man.

01:53:05.180 Cold.

01:53:08.120 Has no shame.

01:53:09.680 Oh, man.

01:53:10.280 My pick, by the way, until James figures out his deafness or mutinous, my pick is going

01:53:19.340 to be the D.C., send Rockets to D.C., just because the idea is fantastic.

01:53:25.400 Yeah, that's a win.

01:53:26.620 But, yeah, if I'm going to explain my position, it's just because the thought of it is just

01:53:31.540 like, hmm, just, you know, wouldn't that be sweet?

01:53:34.380 There's that one Aliens Attack movie or something like that.

01:53:37.880 It's like Martians Attack.

01:53:38.860 Mars Attacks.

01:53:39.620 Yeah, where it's like they're firing on the White House, and it cuts to a bunch of old

01:53:44.120 people in like a retirement home, and it's just this old lady laughing her ass off like

01:53:47.620 they blew up the Capitol building.

01:53:52.360 That's me.

01:53:53.760 Doesn't one of the aliens like impale the president with like a spine or some shit?

01:53:59.320 Oh, yeah.

01:54:00.760 Am I audible now?

01:54:02.200 Yeah, you're audible.

01:54:03.080 Hey, look at that.

01:54:03.900 You're edible now.

01:54:05.000 I think it's the cord in my microphone.

01:54:07.400 It better be the cord in the microphone, because the microphone is like $200, and I'm not going

01:54:10.940 to replace it.

01:54:11.760 So I'll get a new cord, though.

01:54:14.260 Yeah.

01:54:15.120 Rockets to D.C. or whatever.

01:54:17.020 All right.

01:54:17.360 So it's four to one.

01:54:18.660 Well, yeah.

01:54:19.060 Well, I didn't even say, but it was my tower.

01:54:21.860 So I'm going with Rockets.

01:54:24.080 So I hope Rockets will launch at D.C. as well, for all the reasons that you said, and because

01:54:28.640 I think it's fun here.

01:54:32.200 So that's it.

01:54:33.640 So that is going to win the Golden Tower, and I'm going to put the Golden Tower on it, I

01:54:37.560 guess.

01:54:38.260 And maybe I'll throw the new one that we have that's a gif, if I can, on it.

01:54:44.480 I don't know if I can.

01:54:45.920 But pull up that message, Toad, and see me here on Twitter, because you'll appreciate

01:54:49.220 this, and everyone else will.

01:54:50.820 Oh, yeah.

01:54:51.320 Show us all your DMs, Toad.

01:54:52.500 Show us all your DMs.

01:54:54.100 Oh, wow.

01:54:54.960 Jesus Christ.

01:54:55.860 Look at all of them.

01:54:56.740 Popular man.

01:54:57.960 Nice.

01:54:58.520 Nice.

01:54:59.240 All right.

01:54:59.840 I'll check that spam out.

01:55:01.620 That was so nice.

01:55:04.200 That's all he was like.

01:55:05.300 Because he was trying to get off his DMs as fast as possible.

01:55:08.700 He's getting nervous.

01:55:09.560 Look at him, dude.

01:55:10.380 I'll check that sticker out.

01:55:12.480 Oh, wait.

01:55:13.400 Whoops.

01:55:13.900 I have to get this tower back.

01:55:15.860 I hope Rockets will launch at D.C. as the winner, not Woodchipper.

01:55:19.000 All right.

01:55:19.340 Here we go.

01:55:21.540 Armed Autistic action.

01:55:23.380 Yeah.

01:55:24.180 That was a Ghostbird one right there.

01:55:26.140 OC.

01:55:26.980 While he's putting up the tweet there, why don't y'all do your plugs, Magnus and James?

01:55:32.520 Wait.

01:55:33.100 Is there really Bob Murphy on that tower?

01:55:35.520 No.

01:55:35.820 No.

01:55:35.960 It's Bob Murphy recon.

01:55:39.520 Oh, nice.

01:55:41.860 In addition to my microphone being apparently broken, my internet's also broken.

01:55:46.060 So this is like super low res.

01:55:47.500 I can't see anything.

01:55:48.720 Oh, man.

01:55:49.980 All right.

01:55:50.560 Since you asked, I'll plug.

01:55:52.060 Blackbird podcast.

01:55:53.540 Just search for it.

01:55:54.720 Or go to blackbird.substack.com and send me money.

01:55:58.160 Who do you have coming on?

01:56:00.720 Up and coming.

01:56:02.040 Oh, I just posted with LB Muniz today, who is my favorite podcaster.

01:56:07.120 Stefan Molyneux is coming up on Wednesday.

01:56:09.540 Awesome.

01:56:10.900 And since they're like opposites, I thought it was a really cool dynamic.

01:56:16.340 Who else do I have?

01:56:17.260 It'd be wild to talk to Molyneux.

01:56:19.580 Me?

01:56:20.360 It's not as cool as you'd think.

01:56:24.140 I'm just checking off all the crazy people that I used to know on the internet.

01:56:29.000 I've talked to Alex Jones.

01:56:30.820 I've talked to Jimmy Dore.

01:56:31.880 I've talked to Adam Kokesh.

01:56:34.220 So I'm like.

01:56:34.660 Have you talked to Chris Chan?

01:56:37.080 As I say, I want them all.

01:56:38.300 I've talked to fucking.

01:56:39.900 Chris Chan.

01:56:41.140 Fucking Sean from YouTube.

01:56:43.380 Milo.

01:56:44.200 Oh, God.

01:56:45.420 Me and Milo in the same room together would be really bad.

01:56:48.440 Because we would gay argue.

01:56:51.600 No, no.

01:56:51.940 But he's not gay anymore.

01:56:52.740 Remember?

01:56:53.400 He's not gay anymore.

01:56:55.020 Dude, I still think that's a shit post.

01:56:58.920 It 100% is a shit post.

01:57:00.420 He's opening up a conversion camp in Florida.

01:57:02.940 It's got to be a shit post.

01:57:04.420 Converting to gay.

01:57:05.100 I just realized I just showed my downloads folder on there, too.

01:57:07.960 When we were looking for the hottest politicians the other night on voice chat.

01:57:13.040 I didn't even notice that.

01:57:14.640 You didn't have to expose yourself.

01:57:17.380 No, dude.

01:57:18.000 No, I'll go through.

01:57:18.880 It's all pictures of hot chicks.

01:57:20.740 We're all going to go to the last 15 minutes.

01:57:22.120 The replay is now rewinding and pausing.

01:57:23.780 Yeah, we're going to go to the last 15 minutes of the podcast and just clip every single DM and fucking download.

01:57:28.360 So, that's going to be the next tower.

01:57:32.620 It's just going to be one tweet after another of all of Toad's DMs.

01:57:35.280 Oh, man.

01:57:37.160 But yeah, I guess for my plug.

01:57:39.300 So, I'm on Twitter, Magnus Panvidia.

01:57:41.220 I run a podcast called Unity or Death on YouTube.

01:57:44.460 That's also under Magnus Panvidia.

01:57:46.140 I made a post about possibly giving all this up because I'm super poor and I don't make any money.

01:57:53.000 And people literally threatened my life with money.

01:57:56.020 They're like, start a Patreon.

01:57:58.060 I swear to fucking God.

01:58:00.020 So, I'm going to start a Patreon probably tonight, which is weird.

01:58:03.400 I don't like it.

01:58:04.060 I don't like being a grifter shill cuck.

01:58:06.260 I know exactly what you mean.

01:58:07.480 People fucking literally were in my DMs like, don't you fucking stop.

01:58:10.640 I swear to God.

01:58:11.640 Take my money.

01:58:12.700 So, I was like.

01:58:13.500 Dude, it's so weird.

01:58:14.800 I've had people DM the Tower Gang and be like, hey, start a Patreon.

01:58:18.720 We'll give you some money.

01:58:19.180 I'm like, why are you kidding?

01:58:20.320 What?

01:58:21.460 Yeah, multiple people have said that.

01:58:23.640 Literally bullshitting on.

01:58:25.240 But okay.

01:58:26.060 I mean, maybe.

01:58:26.500 It's even weirder with Tower Gang because what would you use the money for?

01:58:30.180 To line my pockets?

01:58:32.260 No, we'd probably pay for Jose's stream yard.

01:58:36.600 Because we use it.

01:58:38.100 We'd just pay for it.

01:58:40.220 Yeah, but that's going to catch me.

01:58:42.000 I'm having Carrie Wendler on in like two weeks.

01:58:45.620 And then next week, I think I'm having Isabella Riley and Sky Daddy on.

01:58:52.120 It's going to be Isabella Riley and an anarcho-communist.

01:58:55.440 And we're going to do nothing but agree the whole time.

01:58:57.180 Because that's the whole point of my podcast.

01:58:59.300 It's to get a bunch of people that theoretically should fucking hate each other to just agree and laugh for an hour.

01:59:04.340 And it's great.

01:59:04.700 So, Carrie Wendler and Isabella Riley are both hot, too.

01:59:08.280 So, there you go.

01:59:09.940 Bonk.

01:59:10.760 Bonk.

01:59:11.260 Where's the bat?

01:59:12.020 Where's the bat?

01:59:14.100 No horn.

01:59:15.040 No horn.

01:59:16.100 No horn.

01:59:17.320 Hey, guys.

01:59:18.100 It was awesome.

01:59:19.940 Two-hour power.

01:59:20.640 Two-hour hour of power.

01:59:22.500 Yeah, dude.

01:59:22.960 A double, double tower of power.

01:59:24.400 Double, double tower of power.

01:59:26.560 The thing I said is, everything I said is, it was not serious.

01:59:31.540 Nothing.

01:59:38.400 Dude, that is –

01:59:39.320 End it.

01:59:39.980 End it.

01:59:41.140 End it.

01:59:42.100 End it.

01:59:42.480 Dude, I thought –

01:59:43.680 I thought it was better.

Tower Gang - July 20, 2021

Ep 12 - 4.5 Gay Men w⧸ Magnus Panvidya & James Jenneman

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