Tower Gang - September 28, 2023


Ep 144 - The Plight of the Beep

Topics
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Hosted by
Clint Russell Toad Jose Galison Cole TopLobsta Layne Tyler (Janke)
Mentioned
Probably Jose Dude Butthead Hubert Raven Luke Rutkowski Nadeau Tim Pool Cavuassier Smoke Kool-Aid McEntry Chris Elizabeth Pranay Kyle Top Lobster James O'Keefe Phil Dog Ryan Lawrence Cheating Girl Jesus Christ and 80 more
Ep 143 - Scrumdiddlyumptious Ep 145 - Happy Birthday Daddy

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 59 minutes

Words per minute

212.56

Word count

25,355

Sentence count

3,366

Harmful content

Misogyny

261

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Toxicity

1,667

sentences flagged

Hate speech

211

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Summary

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Toad, Jose, Cole, and Toplops are back with a new episode of Tower Gang, and it's a doosey one. We talk about a lot of things, but the main topic of discussion this week is Cole's new relationship with his ex-wife, Liz.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 It's TOWER GAME WEDNESDAY, MOTHERFUCKERS! 1.00
00:00:11.000 What's up, retards? 1.00
00:00:15.000 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby. 1.00
00:00:17.000 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's... 1.00
00:00:20.000 ...mussy. 1.00
00:00:22.000 You wanna kill me or you wanna give me a bone? I don't know. 1.00
00:00:25.000 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny. 1.00
00:00:28.000 Woe is me, I'm retarded. 1.00
00:00:31.000 Have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like... 0.99
00:00:36.000 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00
00:00:39.000 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00
00:00:46.000 Toad's on fire! 0.98
00:00:47.000 He was a 10 in real life. She's like a dead 8. 0.93
00:00:52.000 Louis, you're like a brother to me.
00:00:53.000 Donald Trump, you come on Tower Gang. That is why.
00:00:56.000 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00
00:00:59.000 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00
00:01:01.000 I heard a spreeching. 1.00
00:01:03.000 I saw that between a spreech and a whistling.
00:01:07.000 So what in the world is this?
00:01:11.000 You can't do intros that I'm not prepared for.
00:01:14.000 Then I left and I can't do my intro voice.
00:01:16.000 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Wednesday night.
00:01:18.000 It's 925 because Toad started and stopped the stream and I apologize to all our fans that probably aren't even in here yet.
00:01:25.000 But thank you for finding us once you finally straggle your way in here.
00:01:28.000 I am Clint Russell. 0.99
00:01:30.000 It was like I'm finally having sex, basically. 0.98
00:01:32.000 Don't interrupt him.
00:01:33.000 Top left we got Toad, the man who is our producer and is not getting paid for at least two and a half years because of his mistake this evening.
00:01:40.000 We have Jose, the host of No Way Jose.
00:01:43.000 We got Fat Comic Dave, AKA Cole, who is always in the gym.
00:01:47.000 And then bottom right we got Top Lops, the host of TopLops.com.
00:01:50.000 What's the name of the show?
00:01:52.000 I'm sorry, I forgot.
00:01:53.000 Yeah, it's like the Top Lobster show but we're calling it the Nephilim Death Squad.
00:01:57.000 Hell yeah, that's right.
00:01:58.000 What's going on with the names?
00:02:00.000 What is going on?
00:02:02.000 What are you doing?
00:02:03.000 I didn't know if you started a new show or what.
00:02:06.000 Nephilim Death Squad?
00:02:07.000 Is that like an ongoing series?
00:02:09.000 Is that what this is?
00:02:10.000 Or is this like maybe we're a show, maybe we're not.
00:02:12.000 We're waiting to feel it out. 0.99
00:02:13.000 Did you see his dick last week and you decided that you wanted to partner up with him? 0.99
00:02:16.000 Me and Raven are just feeling each other out a little bit here. 0.99
00:02:20.000 We're not sure if you want to really come up. 0.99
00:02:22.000 I felt him out with my fucking back of my throat last week. 1.00
00:02:26.000 You're fondling his ball. 1.00
00:02:28.000 Did you send him your dick as well? 1.00
00:02:30.000 Just so that he would have like basically like he doesn't want to be blackmailed by his dick being out there. 1.00
00:02:34.000 So you have to like exchange dick pics. 0.99
00:02:36.000 Do you take his podcast show name or do you take his podcast show name? 0.99
00:02:40.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 0.99
00:02:42.000 I have to send Raven my dick because he sent me his? 0.99
00:02:45.000 Has that ever happened yet where two podcasters that have different shows got married and then had to choose between their podcasts? 0.99
00:02:52.000 Has that ever happened before?
00:02:53.000 Oh, it's gonna happen eventually.
00:02:54.000 I mean, I know it's gonna happen like it's just that is bound to like to be a problem in our future society.
00:03:00.000 It's gonna be a big problem.
00:03:02.000 Why can't they just both continue their own podcast?
00:03:04.000 That's not how marriage works, Toad. 0.97
00:03:06.000 Yeah, you don't know anything about marriage. 1.00
00:03:07.000 You don't know anything about women or pussy. 1.00
00:03:09.000 I can't believe you would even think that. 1.00
00:03:11.000 When Liz finally divorces Cole, she's gonna she's gonna take him for half a tower gang or half of his share of tower gang. 1.00
00:03:19.000 She's gonna own one-tenth of tower gang or something like that. 1.00
00:03:21.000 She gets 10% dude. 1.00
00:03:22.000 Yeah, she's like the fucking church. 1.00
00:03:24.000 Oh my god, we'll have to get Cole's whore ex-wife for the final deciding vote to oust him out of the corporation. 1.00
00:03:31.000 Oh my god. 1.00
00:03:34.000 She shows up with her new wife.
00:03:38.000 It's gonna be like secession but way gayer.
00:03:41.000 You guys you guys have to be nice.
00:03:43.000 Otherwise, she'll make him leave.
00:03:45.000 So be careful.
00:03:46.000 That's true.
00:03:47.000 Just kidding. I don't think you're a whore. 1.00
00:03:48.000 I mean in this situation, you're his ex-wife. 1.00
00:03:51.000 And so now you're a whore because I don't like you anymore because you're no longer my friend's wife. 1.00
00:03:55.000 Yeah, that's why. 1.00
00:03:56.000 Now I like you. 0.99
00:03:57.000 Anytime anyone breaks up with another woman that she immediately becomes a whore at that exact moment. 1.00
00:04:03.000 Even if it's the guy who cheated, she's still a whore. 1.00
00:04:05.000 Yeah, she's still a whore. 1.00
00:04:06.000 Yeah, you're right. 1.00
00:04:07.000 You're right. 1.00
00:04:08.000 If Clint was out there just putting his dick in every piece of snatch he could find, they're all whores. 1.00
00:04:14.000 Correct. 1.00
00:04:15.000 I'm still a noble gentleman. 1.00
00:04:17.000 That is my dog barking for no goddamn fucking reason. 0.99
00:04:22.000 He like scratched to come in my room and now he's just barking at the TV in here. 1.00
00:04:27.000 Cole, I don't like this roid rage.
00:04:29.000 I don't like this roid rage side of you.
00:04:31.000 Oh yeah, sorry.
00:04:32.000 I'm just getting real. 0.81
00:04:33.000 I'm getting all fucking roided out and raged up. 0.97
00:04:36.000 It's pretty bad. 0.93
00:04:37.000 You know what it actually is?
00:04:38.000 You know what it actually is? 1.00
00:04:39.000 It's a lack of pussy. 1.00
00:04:40.000 I have not been. 1.00
00:04:41.000 I need my balls to be like drained and it's not happening. 0.99
00:04:46.000 Speaking of balls, I got to see toads this week. 0.99
00:04:48.000 That was unfortunate. 0.99
00:04:49.000 Oh, we're going to talk about it now?
00:04:51.000 We're going to talk about it now?
00:04:52.000 I guess we're going into it.
00:04:53.000 I feel like we have to open with the most, you know, the hottest breaking news.
00:04:56.000 Oh, dude.
00:04:57.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:04:58.000 Solid contender for sweetest dick competition. 1.00
00:05:00.000 Hot, hottest dick competition. 1.00
00:05:01.000 God, that's- 1.00
00:05:02.000 I wish we could show-
00:05:03.000 We've only seen three.
00:05:04.000 I wish we could show the audience-
00:05:06.000 I mean, we can.
00:05:09.000 I mean, can we?
00:05:12.000 Toad, can we show the audience?
00:05:13.000 We can do whatever we want.
00:05:14.000 I have it cropped. 0.98
00:05:15.000 I have it cropped right above the dick if you want to show it. 0.96
00:05:18.000 No, we'll get new channel. 0.99
00:05:19.000 Oh, right above the dick? 0.99
00:05:20.000 That's fine. 1.00
00:05:21.000 Yeah?
00:05:22.000 What?
00:05:23.000 Right above his belly button.
00:05:24.000 Can we put it through one of those anime filters?
00:05:25.000 Is it an end count?
00:05:26.000 You know what I mean?
00:05:27.000 You know the ones that-
00:05:28.000 I don't know what you're even doing.
00:05:29.000 Oh, Jesus. 1.00
00:05:30.000 Look, you sent us your dick. 1.00
00:05:31.000 You wanted us to see it. 1.00
00:05:32.000 You want to show the world.
00:05:33.000 Let's show the world.
00:05:34.000 You know what's crazy? 1.00
00:05:35.000 Is that his dick does look exactly like his actual head. 1.00
00:05:38.000 And that's 100% true. 1.00
00:05:39.000 If you look at him, it is almost a one for one.
00:05:42.000 It even has glasses.
00:05:43.000 It's crazy. 1.00
00:05:44.000 They do say I'm a dick. 0.99
00:05:45.000 Scale of one to ten, how hard was it? 1.00
00:05:48.000 How hard was your dick? 1.00
00:05:49.000 In the photo. 1.00
00:05:50.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:05:51.000 Because you know it wasn't Sof Sof. 1.00
00:05:52.000 Come on.
00:05:53.000 Yeah, you smacked it around a little bit, right?
00:05:54.000 It wasn't hard, hard either.
00:05:55.000 It was-
00:05:56.000 There was a little bit of fluffing there.
00:05:58.000 Probably like the same as ravens, probably.
00:05:59.000 Like, I don't know, like a three.
00:06:00.000 That's what-
00:06:01.000 I was legit scared.
00:06:02.000 A three?
00:06:03.000 I saw that.
00:06:04.000 I saw that, and I was like-
00:06:05.000 And I- 1.00
00:06:06.000 At the same time that I saw his dick, I- 1.00
00:06:08.000 I didn't pull and look at my dick, but I knew- 1.00
00:06:10.000 Like, where my dick was at at that moment. 1.00
00:06:12.000 You need to kick that dog out of there. 1.00
00:06:13.000 I know, I fucking- 1.00
00:06:14.000 Goddammit. 1.00
00:06:15.000 He'll break his back if he does.
00:06:17.000 Oh.
00:06:18.000 I'll finish what I said.
00:06:19.000 I looked at my-
00:06:20.000 Like, I was like- 0.99
00:06:21.000 Like, just kinda felt my dick, and I was like, 1.00
00:06:23.000 My dick right now isn't as long as his dick right now. 1.00
00:06:25.000 And that made me- 1.00
00:06:27.000 I was like, I don't know what's going on here.
00:06:29.000 Yeah.
00:06:30.000 This is what I don't like about this.
00:06:31.000 Dick synchronicity, baby. 1.00
00:06:32.000 Flying through his fucking teeth. 1.00
00:06:33.000 Just as Raven was immediately post-beat, so was Toad. 1.00
00:06:37.000 Everybody knows it. 1.00
00:06:38.000 No one sends a fucking dick pic unless they're immediately post-beat. 1.00
00:06:41.000 Toad wasn't post-beat. 1.00
00:06:42.000 Toad was fully erect.
00:06:44.000 No!
00:06:45.000 See, I thought so too.
00:06:46.000 No, absolutely not.
00:06:47.000 No, I don't think so.
00:06:48.000 No, no.
00:06:49.000 I was just-
00:06:50.000 I was letting it hang.
00:06:51.000 Just a little bit-
00:06:52.000 A little bit of fluff.
00:06:53.000 That was it. 1.00
00:06:54.000 Bullshit. 1.00
00:06:55.000 It was like, you could see the shiny skin on it. 1.00
00:06:57.000 It was like, I was like, oh, that shit's stretched out. 0.99
00:06:59.000 It was not so shiny skin. 1.00
00:07:02.000 It was the light reflecting off of my bald dick. 1.00
00:07:06.000 Isn't it crazy that like that- 1.00
00:07:08.000 I think this may count.
00:07:09.000 Isn't it crazy that that incredible body has never been on top of a woman? 0.98
00:07:13.000 It's amazing.
00:07:14.000 Can you take it down just for sanity and also the show's sake, just in case?
00:07:18.000 No, we're not taking it down.
00:07:19.000 We're talking about this.
00:07:20.000 Clint, it may have been on top of a woman. 0.98
00:07:22.000 It just hasn't been inside of one.
00:07:23.000 That's what I was about to say.
00:07:24.000 I was like, your sister, you've been on top of her multiple times probably.
00:07:26.000 Jesus.
00:07:27.000 Oh.
00:07:28.000 Jesus.
00:07:29.000 I mean, so why are you lying to me? 1.00
00:07:32.000 I know your dick was hard, dude. 1.00
00:07:33.000 Just shut up. 1.00
00:07:34.000 I don't think it was. 0.99
00:07:35.000 No, no.
00:07:36.000 Why are you even saying that?
00:07:37.000 It definitely wasn't hard.
00:07:38.000 It wasn't hard. 0.72
00:07:39.000 Why is Jose taking this pathological liar's side?
00:07:41.000 I honestly didn't have a bummer in that I barely remember. 0.69
00:07:44.000 No, no, no.
00:07:45.000 I could tell it was hard.
00:07:46.000 I'm looking again. 1.00
00:07:47.000 His dick looks hard as a fucking rock! 1.00
00:07:48.000 What are you kidding? 1.00
00:07:49.000 No one's dick is hard points straight down. 1.00
00:07:52.000 Yeah, it does. 1.00
00:07:53.000 When you're fucking broken in the brain. 1.00
00:07:55.000 No, my dick curves like upward and kind of like to the left. 1.00
00:08:00.000 Fucking jerk off right now. 1.00
00:08:01.000 I want to see it. 1.00
00:08:02.000 This actually was a very good question.
00:08:04.000 None of us-
00:08:05.000 I'm just looking at it.
00:08:06.000 Yeah, it was-
00:08:07.000 None of us knew this was coming.
00:08:08.000 That was fully erect.
00:08:09.000 We did not-
00:08:10.000 Thank you.
00:08:11.000 And he tried to play it off like we have a new submission.
00:08:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:15.000 Ha, ha, ha. 1.00
00:08:16.000 And we're like, dude, it's your dick. 1.00
00:08:17.000 Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:08:18.000 It was never like-
00:08:19.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:20.000 I think we threw it out there like as a joke. 1.00
00:08:22.000 We were like, how about you show your dick? 1.00
00:08:24.000 Oh. 1.00
00:08:25.000 And he was like, no, I don't think I should.
00:08:26.000 And he was giving excuses.
00:08:27.000 And then just-
00:08:28.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:08:29.000 Cold.
00:08:30.000 Out of nowhere.
00:08:31.000 This is it.
00:08:32.000 No, this is what happened.
00:08:33.000 So guys, again, people that are in this, whatever, this YouTube right here, they were wondering 0.97
00:08:38.000 yesterday, why the fuck did we go live? 0.89
00:08:40.000 Right? 0.98
00:08:41.000 Yeah.
00:08:42.000 If you're wondering, press one, two, three in the chat.
00:08:44.000 Why did you go live?
00:08:45.000 And then I pop on for a couple of seconds and say, oh, whatever.
00:08:49.000 This is why.
00:08:50.000 In the group chat, Rayto's like, we're getting to it. 0.99
00:08:53.000 We're going to rate his dick in a second. 1.00
00:08:55.000 In the group chat, we decided to fuck with Toad again. 1.00
00:09:00.000 Yes. 0.99
00:09:01.000 I wasn't supposed to make today's episode.
00:09:02.000 We wanted to do it on Tuesday.
00:09:04.000 Toad couldn't do it on Tuesday.
00:09:05.000 He's freaking out.
00:09:07.000 I absolutely cannot do it on Tuesday.
00:09:09.000 It is.
00:09:10.000 I plan my life around Wednesday.
00:09:11.000 It's the whole thing.
00:09:12.000 It's actually one of the funniest.
00:09:13.000 If anybody else-
00:09:14.000 We're in the talking behind Toad's group chat.
00:09:16.000 Yeah.
00:09:17.000 Toad's back group chat.
00:09:18.000 The funny thing about Toad is like, the autism is 100% real. 0.99
00:09:22.000 It's not, we're not fucking with you. 0.98
00:09:24.000 It's so serious. 0.99
00:09:25.000 And like, it was so funny because I was, and the whole time I'm like fucking with him 0.99
00:09:29.000 because I know it's really like messing with his head. 0.97
00:09:31.000 Like he was just like, no, we, are we, he said, are we doing a Wednesday show or not?
00:09:35.000 And I said, we're doing a Wednesday show Toad.
00:09:37.000 It's just on Tuesday.
00:09:38.000 Maybe.
00:09:39.000 It's the same show, just on Tuesday.
00:09:40.000 And he was just like, no, it's not the same.
00:09:43.000 I believe it.
00:09:44.000 I believe the whole thing.
00:09:45.000 I, I, I was like, they're, they're kicking me off the show.
00:09:48.000 They're doing it.
00:09:49.000 They're doing it on Tuesday now.
00:09:50.000 He was, he was like, yeah, he thought this was going to be a whole new thing that he,
00:09:54.000 he was like, I am a, he kept bringing it up.
00:09:56.000 He's like, I'm a co-founder.
00:09:57.000 I created the one, two, three, not Popo.
00:10:00.000 Uh, he was like, I'm a co-founder of this show. 0.99
00:10:03.000 He was like, I do all this shit. 0.99
00:10:04.000 He was like, he pointed at me. 1.00
00:10:08.000 He was like, that's what, why is top taking over the show?
00:10:11.000 And I was like taking over the show.
00:10:12.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:10:13.000 He said, he said that you show lack of commitment and shit like that. 0.99
00:10:15.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:10:16.000 He said, why do y'all keep bowing down to top?
00:10:19.000 Yeah.
00:10:20.000 He said, he says, he says, I'm the only one with the backbone to stand up to top.
00:10:24.000 Yeah.
00:10:25.000 And then I, and then I said, while we're all, we're all like conspiring together. 1.00
00:10:33.000 Just to fuck with him. 1.00
00:10:34.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:10:35.000 And then I sent you motherfuckers my dick just to lay it down. 1.00
00:10:38.000 I just threw my dick right on the, no, that's not why you sent it. 1.00
00:10:41.000 That's not why you sent it. 0.99
00:10:42.000 So this whole thing goes on.
00:10:44.000 It was an LBJ move. 0.52
00:10:46.000 We break Toad.
00:10:47.000 I sent, I sent the link. 0.98
00:10:49.000 I created a, a, a whole show for yesterday, just to fuck with Toad, a whole stream. 0.95
00:10:54.000 I sent it in the chat. 0.97
00:10:55.000 So Toad could see, we had never had plans to do this. 0.94
00:10:58.000 It was fucking hilarious. 0.91
00:10:59.000 And Toad freaks out to the point. 0.99
00:11:02.000 No.
00:11:03.000 Where he's just, he's like, I'm walking through the streets in Boston. 1.00
00:11:05.000 I just yelled at a hooker, like saying crazy shit. 0.99
00:11:08.000 Like you gotta say, by the way, Toad left our chat and I want to, this was one of the 1.00
00:11:15.000 funniest fucking things. 0.98
00:11:16.000 He left the chat. 1.00
00:11:17.000 He left our chat.
00:11:18.000 And so what had happened is, and this will, we'll tell you, Dave Smith's coming back on
00:11:22.000 the show.
00:11:23.000 You want to say when?
00:11:24.000 October 18th.
00:11:25.000 October 18th.
00:11:26.000 Dave's coming back on.
00:11:27.000 I just happened to be messaging him.
00:11:28.000 Well, actually I think I like, it was like, you know what, it'd be funny to add this in
00:11:31.000 as a dimension.
00:11:32.000 So I was like, you know, I want to message Dave.
00:11:33.000 He needs to, it's been a while.
00:11:34.000 He's come on targeting anyways.
00:11:35.000 I messaged him.
00:11:36.000 Like ask him on.
00:11:37.000 And then I sent the, the, the, like a screenshot, like showing I messaged him or whatever.
00:11:41.000 And I was like, you know, or something like that.
00:11:43.000 And I was like, Hey, Dave, you know, we should have him on soon or whatever.
00:11:47.000 And that's what sparked it all.
00:11:50.000 We were, we were saying Dave was on with us yesterday.
00:11:52.000 There was a one little bit, like another little, like the piece of hay that broke the
00:11:56.000 camel's back. 0.69
00:11:57.000 I said, should we have that asking?
00:12:00.000 Should we?
00:12:01.000 I didn't even say I had.
00:12:02.000 And then I said in the other group chat, the talk behind it was like, I should tell
00:12:06.000 him that he got it.
00:12:07.000 And then he left.
00:12:08.000 I was like, I didn't even need to tell him that he was coming on.
00:12:09.000 We were like, we should have him on on Tuesday night.
00:12:12.000 And when Joe can't be there.
00:12:13.000 I lied because I was on vacation with my family.
00:12:16.000 I couldn't even made it, but I just like, was going along and being like, Oh no, I'm getting
00:12:19.000 home early.
00:12:20.000 We're going to, you know, I'll totally go and make it.
00:12:23.000 I believed all of it.
00:12:25.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:26.000 No shit. 0.99
00:12:27.000 That's what's so, that's what's so remarkable about you is like, it doesn't matter how many times 0.99
00:12:32.000 we run the same bit.
00:12:33.000 Like you still fall for it. 1.00
00:12:34.000 It's fucking crazy. 0.99
00:12:35.000 Because it might be real. 0.99
00:12:37.000 But the thing is like, even if it was real.
00:12:40.000 It's like, it's like with the dog. 0.99
00:12:41.000 Who fucking cares? 1.00
00:12:42.000 He's a boy who cried wolf. 1.00
00:12:43.000 Like it's such a silly thing to get upset about. 0.87
00:12:46.000 And we're just like, and every time he runs fake.
00:12:49.000 Oh yeah.
00:12:50.000 He runs.
00:12:51.000 He just runs.
00:12:52.000 And we're like.
00:12:53.000 We pump fake and he is sprinting full speed. 0.99
00:12:55.000 What the fuck was that? 1.00
00:12:56.000 What the hell? 1.00
00:12:57.000 Oh, that's just tops house. 0.82
00:12:59.000 I don't have, I don't have any electricity in my house right now.
00:13:04.000 Someone had a beep. 0.99
00:13:05.000 I heard a motherfucking beep. 1.00
00:13:07.000 I do not have enough melanin to not hear that shit. 1.00
00:13:10.000 Why the fuck is that happening? 1.00
00:13:11.000 Wait, did that beep correspond with tops? 0.99
00:13:12.000 Like quality dropping too?
00:13:14.000 What, what just happened?
00:13:15.000 I think it was top.
00:13:16.000 That's my theory. 0.99
00:13:17.000 Yo, that was a loud motherfucking beep dog. 0.99
00:13:20.000 Top, did you hear it? 0.99
00:13:22.000 Did you hear it?
00:13:23.000 I don't think he knows what we're talking about.
00:13:25.000 I heard, I heard something, but I think.
00:13:28.000 The hallway pigeons.
00:13:29.000 The hallway pigeons.
00:13:30.000 It could have been, it could have been, it could have been Cole's dog though. 0.98
00:13:34.000 Dude, that video, that video that you cut in for our intro was so fucking good, dude. 0.85
00:13:37.000 He's like, it was like in between a, a scream and a boop. 0.96
00:13:40.000 Dude.
00:13:41.000 One of the funniest.
00:13:44.000 Dude, it's so funny now.
00:13:45.000 It's just because like, I'll scroll like, and I sent y'all a video of it.
00:13:49.000 Um, like anytime I see a black person video of a, just like them out. 1.00
00:13:53.000 It literally is every time if they're at their house, it's beeping. 0.51
00:13:56.000 It is. 0.99
00:13:57.000 God damn. 0.99
00:13:58.000 Every there was, it doesn't matter the, um, the wealth level or anything. 0.99
00:14:01.000 Like there was, it was essential one and it was this guy.
00:14:04.000 Uh, he caught his girlfriend cheating.
00:14:05.000 So he brought it and it was like a nice house and it was like a nice looking black girl. 1.00
00:14:09.000 And the dude sounded like a, it was her birthday and he wrapped her shit. 0.99
00:14:14.000 Cause he caught her cheating. 1.00
00:14:15.000 He did. 1.00
00:14:16.000 He wrapped all her shit. 1.00
00:14:17.000 He wrapped it in, it was her birthday. 1.00
00:14:19.000 So he put it in fucking an actual gift wrapping. 0.97
00:14:21.000 Like it was, and you hear a beep in the background. 0.99
00:14:24.000 It's unbelievable.
00:14:25.000 Right when they opened the door, you hear beep.
00:14:27.000 And then like, like 30 seconds and you hear another beep. 0.99
00:14:30.000 And I'm like, how the fuck is it? 0.98
00:14:32.000 Every one of them. 0.98
00:14:33.000 It makes zero sense.
00:14:34.000 It's not every one of them. 0.99
00:14:35.000 It's just the fucking videos you see, but it is, it's a funny racist trope. 0.98
00:14:38.000 So I believe it's all. 0.99
00:14:39.000 I don't, it's almost, I dude, I've seen so many videos and it's every one that I've seen.
00:14:43.000 By the way, reach is expanded is what it is. 0.95
00:14:47.000 We actually, we actually plotted this shit, which is really cool. 0.94
00:14:51.000 Cause I feel like every month or so we're doing something viral. 0.99
00:14:54.000 That's retarded. 1.00
00:14:55.000 So we plotted this. 0.85
00:14:56.000 I put up the proof that we plotted it.
00:14:58.000 Clint was the one.
00:14:59.000 Yo, I think that was the video. 1.00
00:15:02.000 Someone, someone's got a beep in their motherfucking house. 1.00
00:15:07.000 I'm going to, I'm going to fire whoever it is. 1.00
00:15:10.000 I'm keeping my shit muted. 1.00
00:15:11.000 Just so you know. 0.99
00:15:12.000 I think it's Jose.
00:15:13.000 It's not, it's not me.
00:15:15.000 Jose looks like, you know, Jose can't reach the, he can't reach the fire alarms.
00:15:19.000 But the funny thing is I've actually had periods in my life where I have struggled with the beep.
00:15:24.000 But like, I'm not at that current period of time in my life.
00:15:27.000 So I can sympathize with the plight of the beep.
00:15:30.000 But the plight of the beep.
00:15:31.000 The plight of the beep.
00:15:32.000 The plight of the beep. 1.00
00:15:33.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:15:34.000 That needs to be an autobiography of some fucking, like the plight of the beep. 0.99
00:15:40.000 It's, it's, it sounds like a, it sounds like a composition by Rimsky Korsakoff. 0.97
00:15:44.000 Top, top, top, play, play this video so you can explain the, what we did. 0.99
00:15:48.000 I hope this shit plays. 0.99
00:15:49.000 So yeah. 0.99
00:15:50.000 So I, I, uh, I just want to say this real quick. 0.99
00:15:55.000 I'm putting down on the political shit. 0.98
00:15:56.000 Ain't no fucking way in the world y'all can vote for Donald Trump when he come back up 0.99
00:15:59.000 again. 1.00
00:16:00.000 If it is, if y'all do vote for him, y'all such stupid motherfuckers. 1.00
00:16:03.000 I'm saying that to y'all. 1.00
00:16:04.000 And this punk motherfucker don't care. 1.00
00:16:06.000 Don't vote for that. 1.00
00:16:07.000 Please don't.
00:16:08.000 Look what he do. 0.99
00:16:10.000 He just don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:16:11.000 Y'all. 0.99
00:16:12.000 Honest.
00:16:13.000 Look how that hard working people will suffer.
00:16:16.000 Okay.
00:16:17.000 So if you didn't get it.
00:16:18.000 I just want to let the audience know.
00:16:19.000 It's so lagging.
00:16:20.000 That beep is not.
00:16:21.000 Oh, that beep was top.
00:16:22.000 That beep was top.
00:16:23.000 Yes.
00:16:24.000 Now we're confusing the audience.
00:16:25.000 There's a beep.
00:16:26.000 Clearly one of you guys.
00:16:27.000 Someone.
00:16:28.000 Someone's got a beep. 0.99
00:16:29.000 It's top fucking with us. 1.00
00:16:31.000 And someone's, someone's running a bit or they became black. 1.00
00:16:34.000 And I don't know which it is.
00:16:35.000 Yeah.
00:16:36.000 What?
00:16:37.000 I'll leave.
00:16:38.000 I'll leave right now.
00:16:39.000 I'm going to leave.
00:16:40.000 I'm going to leave for like 10 minutes or whatever.
00:16:41.000 No, no. 0.99
00:16:42.000 However, but if it's someone fuck with you, it's just going to resume when you get back. 0.99
00:16:45.000 So, but I'm just saying it's not me. 0.99
00:16:47.000 If it is.
00:16:48.000 So if it keeps going with like, all right, I'm leaving for like two minutes and then let me
00:16:53.000 because then no, because then I can't, I can't put any audio in.
00:16:56.000 I'm not doing anything.
00:16:57.000 And my house isn't doing it.
00:16:58.000 I'll be back.
00:17:00.000 He's defending his honor right now.
00:17:03.000 It's so insane.
00:17:05.000 All right.
00:17:06.000 He's going to be gone for about full five beep.
00:17:07.000 He'll be back.
00:17:10.000 He's going to still be here.
00:17:12.000 Run the mailbag, man.
00:17:14.000 Mailbag.
00:17:15.000 All right.
00:17:16.000 We got.
00:17:17.000 Top's not here.
00:17:18.000 So then we don't have the music.
00:17:19.000 No, we can do it.
00:17:20.000 Hey, you can't do it.
00:17:24.000 You got to read the messages. 1.00
00:17:25.000 Fucking idiot. 1.00
00:17:26.000 Unless you can. 1.00
00:17:27.000 Can you do that?
00:17:28.000 Can you do that?
00:17:29.000 Are we going to do the gravelly thing all the time while he reads it?
00:17:31.000 Oh, that's cool.
00:17:32.000 All right.
00:17:33.000 Phil dog.
00:17:34.000 You know, it feels good chanting with you guys.
00:17:37.000 Phil dog says, uh, Jesus, I can't even read it.
00:17:42.000 I heard a beep. 1.00
00:17:44.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:17:45.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:17:46.000 No way. 1.00
00:17:47.000 I swear Toad's doing this.
00:17:48.000 No.
00:17:49.000 It's, it's, it's not me. 0.98
00:17:52.000 No fucking way. 0.99
00:17:53.000 This Toad would be autistic. 1.00
00:17:54.000 I'd be like, I'm going to go back.
00:17:55.000 They're going to totally think it's me.
00:17:56.000 I'm going to deny it vehemently.
00:17:57.000 It's not.
00:17:58.000 And I want to say it can't be Top.
00:17:59.000 Top is, Top is gone.
00:18:01.000 They're never going to know it's me.
00:18:03.000 Because I was, I was thinking, I was like, oh, maybe Top's running it from behind. 0.98
00:18:06.000 He's not in the fucking stream at all. 0.97
00:18:08.000 He's running something from behind. 0.98
00:18:09.000 This is, uh.
00:18:10.000 Dude, it is not me unless, I, I've had issues with a carbon, uh, monoxide detector.
00:18:14.000 Liz.
00:18:15.000 Liz. 1.00
00:18:16.000 What the fuck is she, what can she do? 1.00
00:18:18.000 You have your headphones on, so you're not hearing it, so it could be totally in your 1.00
00:18:22.000 house.
00:18:23.000 How could it come from?
00:18:24.000 What? 1.00
00:18:25.000 That would totally be Liz fucking dude. 1.00
00:18:26.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:18:27.000 Liz is fucking dude. 1.00
00:18:29.000 I am, I am. 1.00
00:18:30.000 This is legit.
00:18:31.000 This is what Liz do, and this is really good if she did. 0.98
00:18:33.000 She, she was like, just curled up on the couch. 0.99
00:18:35.000 What did she get, like, go and take the fucking thing out of the- 1.00
00:18:37.000 She probably, you probably use the phone, the beep on her phone. 0.99
00:18:40.000 Did you use every now, beep?
00:18:42.000 Dude, dude, dude, this is like, uh.
00:18:44.000 Elizabeth isn't that funny. 1.00
00:18:45.000 Dude, this is, uh, this is, this is like the beep bluff.
00:18:48.000 Like, somebody is intentionally doing it, and everybody's saying they're not.
00:18:52.000 Dude, this is, this is an excruciating bit.
00:18:54.000 Whoever's doing this to us is killing me right now.
00:18:56.000 This is insane.
00:18:57.000 This is insane.
00:18:58.000 Alright, alright, alright, read it, read it.
00:18:59.000 John, come back, it's not you.
00:19:01.000 Phil Dogg says Elon Musk's long game with SpaceX is to event-
00:19:06.000 Is Elon Musk's long game with SpaceX-
00:19:08.000 We just gotta ignore it now.
00:19:09.000 To eventually- 1.00
00:19:10.000 Oh, fuck, we're black! 1.00
00:19:11.000 Alright, is Elon's long game to show us space is fake and we can't go to the 1.00
00:19:17.000 moon or Mars?
00:19:19.000 It's still happening, dude, by the way.
00:19:21.000 Yeah, Top, it's still happening.
00:19:22.000 Top, it's not you, but it's someone-
00:19:23.000 It destroys the creed and it's race-related, so, I mean- 0.98
00:19:26.000 The beep is happening.
00:19:27.000 The beep is happening.
00:19:28.000 It's still happening.
00:19:29.000 I mean, it's still happening. 0.98
00:19:30.000 What if, what if, what if a black dude's hiding under one of our beds and that's why 1.00
00:19:33.000 it's happening? 0.98
00:19:34.000 Oh, that's- 0.97
00:19:36.000 Dude, a black guy tried to break into my house. 0.99
00:19:38.000 The beep cometh. 0.99
00:19:39.000 A black, a black guy hit the beep cometh. 1.00
00:19:41.000 Holy shit, a black dude's fucking Elizabeth right now. 1.00
00:19:43.000 Oh my goodness. 1.00
00:19:48.000 Who's, who's coming for us?
00:19:50.000 We don't know.
00:19:51.000 It's coming for us all.
00:19:52.000 It's-
00:19:53.000 Eric July is giving Cole's wife the business right now. 1.00
00:19:55.000 You're gonna like, I saw him, bitch. 1.00
00:19:59.000 Give me some of this dick. 1.00
00:20:02.000 I think that robber's back, man. 1.00
00:20:05.000 I'm gonna find him.
00:20:06.000 Like, in my house. 0.96
00:20:07.000 Yo, I can't believe that a black dude is in one of our houses right now. 1.00
00:20:09.000 We don't know which. 0.87
00:20:10.000 This is intense.
00:20:11.000 Will we do a mailbag?
00:20:12.000 Yeah, we are.
00:20:13.000 Go ahead and hit the music.
00:20:14.000 What was the question, Toad?
00:20:15.000 Phil Dog asks if Elon Musk's SpaceX long game is to eventually prove that space is fake.
00:20:21.000 Let's go to our resident Flat Earth specialist, Top.
00:20:24.000 Is that Elon's long game?
00:20:25.000 He wasn't even listening to the question.
00:20:27.000 I don't like the beep.
00:20:28.000 I was muted.
00:20:29.000 I was muted.
00:20:30.000 What me?
00:20:31.000 Where are you?
00:20:32.000 Where are you?
00:20:33.000 I was muted.
00:20:34.000 I was muted.
00:20:35.000 I was muted.
00:20:36.000 Power combination, not me, not cops.
00:20:38.000 Yeah, it's who's the beep.
00:20:41.000 It wasn't Clint though.
00:20:43.000 Clint's muted right now, so if it's gone.
00:20:45.000 What was the question?
00:20:47.000 Basically, is Elon Musk long game for space instead?
00:20:50.000 Is this how black people feel all the time?
00:20:52.000 No, they don't hear it.
00:20:55.000 But I can't keep my thoughts together.
00:20:58.000 It's how their guests feel.
00:20:59.000 It breaks up any kind of flow that we're on.
00:21:02.000 It beeps and I'm on the next thing.
00:21:04.000 Dude, it's awful.
00:21:06.000 It is awful.
00:21:07.000 Oh God.
00:21:08.000 Oh, oh, oh.
00:21:10.000 It's Toter Colts.
00:21:11.000 Toter Colts. 1.00
00:21:12.000 Let's fuck me. 1.00
00:21:14.000 No, it isn't. 1.00
00:21:16.000 This is awful for people listening.
00:21:18.000 This is insane.
00:21:19.000 This is completely insane, dude.
00:21:22.000 Dude, I'm checking my security cams right now.
00:21:25.000 I'm not even kidding.
00:21:28.000 Yo, if it's Toad, there's not even a possibility of it being a prank. 0.66
00:21:33.000 He just has a black dude that's living with him now.
00:21:36.000 If it is Toad, what happens if it's Toad? 0.94
00:21:40.000 I think we have to fire him.
00:21:43.000 I think we gotta get him a 9-volt. 1.00
00:21:45.000 Maybe that's why he's so fucked up. 1.00
00:21:47.000 Dude, in a span of like 24 hours. 1.00
00:21:49.000 In a span of 24 hours.
00:21:50.000 It's Toad!
00:21:51.000 It's Toad!
00:21:52.000 It's Toad!
00:21:53.000 Don't be me! 1.00
00:21:54.000 You're a fucking... 1.00
00:21:55.000 You are banished to behind the scenes producer. 1.00
00:21:58.000 We can't deal with this.
00:21:59.000 It can't be.
00:22:00.000 It can't be.
00:22:01.000 It can't be.
00:22:02.000 It's you.
00:22:04.000 Dude, if it is...
00:22:05.000 No.
00:22:06.000 You did it.
00:22:07.000 You're the only one left. 1.00
00:22:08.000 You nigger. 1.00
00:22:09.000 I was muted. 1.00
00:22:10.000 I was done.
00:22:11.000 It makes the most sense.
00:22:12.000 It makes the most sense.
00:22:13.000 If it's me...
00:22:14.000 Dude, if it's me, it is a complete...
00:22:15.000 I swear to you.
00:22:16.000 It's not a bit.
00:22:17.000 It is not a bit.
00:22:18.000 I'm not even kidding. 0.98
00:22:19.000 On my son's grave, it is not a fucking bit. 0.98
00:22:21.000 You know what though? 0.98
00:22:22.000 The fucked up part is we can't see each other's mutes because we took it off. 0.93
00:22:25.000 So they literally could just see someone who lied along the way. 0.93
00:22:28.000 I see.
00:22:29.000 I saw that Cole was mute.
00:22:31.000 I saw that Cole was muted. 1.00
00:22:33.000 God damn it, Toad. 0.99
00:22:34.000 I muted both on StreamYard and my mic. 0.99
00:22:37.000 I muted both of them. 0.99
00:22:38.000 No fucking way. 0.99
00:22:39.000 It's only been happening for 20 minutes and I'm already ready to commit a felony or go 1.00
00:22:44.000 loot or do something.
00:22:46.000 I'm ready to leave my child.
00:22:48.000 I'm ready right now just to walk out.
00:22:50.000 Dude, if it is me, I believe that...
00:22:53.000 I don't even know what I believe.
00:22:55.000 There's some higher power here because this is not planned at all.
00:23:00.000 Wait, is somebody gaslighting Toad out of us and didn't inform the rest of us?
00:23:05.000 If anyone was going to do it, it would have been Top and Top actually left the stream.
00:23:09.000 He left.
00:23:10.000 He was gone.
00:23:11.000 He could have...
00:23:12.000 This is...
00:23:14.000 Alright Toad, can you at least do us a favor and go away for a bit and be behind scenes
00:23:18.000 and then we could just isolate...
00:23:19.000 We just have to prove it.
00:23:20.000 Just prove it.
00:23:21.000 Just mute it. 0.99
00:23:22.000 Although the problem is if it's someone fuck with you, they could just stop. 0.99
00:23:25.000 This is not good logic here. 0.99
00:23:27.000 Is he muted?
00:23:28.000 Is he muted?
00:23:29.000 You think I want to leave the show because coincidentally I have a smoke detector going
00:23:33.000 up.
00:23:34.000 Leave the show.
00:23:35.000 Leave the show until...
00:23:36.000 Don't check your smoke detectors right now. 1.00
00:23:37.000 Don't get a goddamn ninefold. 0.99
00:23:39.000 Leave the show until 9.51. 0.99
00:23:41.000 Until 9...
00:23:42.000 Because it seems like it's beeping every minute or something.
00:23:44.000 Alright, answer the mailbag about...
00:23:46.000 That's three minutes from now. 0.73
00:23:47.000 Is Elon trying to prove that space is gay? 0.82
00:23:50.000 Okay. 0.98
00:23:51.000 Leave. 1.00
00:23:52.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:23:53.000 Is Elon trying to prove that space is gay? 1.00
00:23:55.000 No.
00:23:56.000 It's not.
00:23:57.000 No, he believes in it. 1.00
00:23:58.000 Because if it is gay, he's already sent shit up there. 1.00
00:24:00.000 So like what... 1.00
00:24:01.000 Prove it. 0.98
00:24:02.000 Like he could have proved it already if it's gay. 1.00
00:24:04.000 He's getting... 0.97
00:24:05.000 He's getting...
00:24:06.000 Toad's getting up and leaving the room.
00:24:08.000 And checking...
00:24:09.000 Yo, it hasn't beeped since he's been gone.
00:24:11.000 I'm just saying. 0.99
00:24:12.000 Dude, what the fuck? 1.00
00:24:13.000 I still don't know if that... 1.00
00:24:15.000 Okay, he is gone. 1.00
00:24:16.000 If you're fucking with him, that's amazing. 1.00
00:24:18.000 I love it. 1.00
00:24:19.000 I do.
00:24:20.000 I love...
00:24:21.000 No, no, no.
00:24:22.000 You can tell us now.
00:24:23.000 He's gone.
00:24:24.000 He can't hear us.
00:24:25.000 I can't...
00:24:26.000 First off, I would...
00:24:27.000 I would love to.
00:24:28.000 How could I...
00:24:29.000 How could I...
00:24:30.000 How could he do that?
00:24:31.000 A little confession.
00:24:32.000 I literally... 0.99
00:24:33.000 This kind of fucked me because I literally was planning this on you. 0.99
00:24:35.000 Because I was like, I bet you we could hit up Top's mom or his wife... 0.99
00:24:38.000 That was our whole plan.
00:24:39.000 And get her to play D.
00:24:40.000 That's why I was like, oh, y'all did it already. 0.99
00:24:41.000 How the fuck? 0.99
00:24:42.000 That was quick. 1.00
00:24:43.000 And I was like...
00:24:44.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:24:45.000 Did he hear...
00:24:46.000 No.
00:24:47.000 No, I didn't hear one.
00:24:48.000 There is not...
00:24:49.000 It's not beeping right now.
00:24:50.000 Right as hell.
00:24:51.000 I...
00:24:52.000 Yo. 1.00
00:24:53.000 It's fucking... 1.00
00:24:54.000 It's on Toad's end and it is so crazy. 1.00
00:24:55.000 Crazy. 1.00
00:24:56.000 That is the funniest shit that he said. 1.00
00:24:58.000 Do we have... 1.00
00:24:59.000 That if he actually just...
00:25:01.000 What if just the battery just died right before we started just coincidentally?
00:25:06.000 Like how is that even possible? 0.99
00:25:08.000 He's gonna kill himself. 0.99
00:25:10.000 Hold on. 0.97
00:25:11.000 It's gonna be funny.
00:25:12.000 He's not gonna have a 9 volt battery.
00:25:14.000 He's gonna have to go to the store.
00:25:16.000 What's crazy is like he's legitimately too short to do anything about it and he probably
00:25:20.000 doesn't have enough upper body strength to even like raise his arms to change it.
00:25:23.000 So...
00:25:24.000 He can't do the twist off thing.
00:25:25.000 Yeah.
00:25:26.000 He's just...
00:25:27.000 He's just like...
00:25:28.000 He's got old lady knobs that spins him from the... 1.00
00:25:31.000 Yo.
00:25:32.000 It's on his end.
00:25:33.000 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00
00:25:34.000 This is fucking crazy. 0.98
00:25:35.000 Don't come back yet because I'm setting something up. 0.98
00:25:36.000 I just want...
00:25:37.000 I just want this to be seen...
00:25:38.000 A beep filter?
00:25:39.000 So that we know.
00:25:40.000 It's not a beep filter but here.
00:25:42.000 This is...
00:25:43.000 This should do good.
00:25:44.000 Just like that.
00:25:45.000 Okay?
00:25:46.000 What?
00:25:47.000 Bam.
00:25:48.000 So we can see like how long it's been.
00:25:51.000 Because I feel like I'm losing my mind.
00:25:52.000 That could have...
00:25:53.000 We could have been talking for minutes and then it beeps.
00:25:55.000 Or we could have been talking for 13 seconds and then it beeps again.
00:25:58.000 I need to put like a physical number to that.
00:26:00.000 He's been gone.
00:26:01.000 He's been gone for over two minutes.
00:26:02.000 It was happening every 45 seconds or something. 0.99
00:26:04.000 So there's no fucking way. 0.97
00:26:05.000 I want to make sure the audience understands. 0.99
00:26:07.000 This is not a fucking bit. 0.97
00:26:09.000 Like we did not play crazy. 0.97
00:26:10.000 I'm actually not convinced.
00:26:12.000 I still believe Toad.
00:26:13.000 This could 100% be a bit.
00:26:15.000 Because I know...
00:26:16.000 Toad would not do this bit.
00:26:17.000 He would not do this bit.
00:26:18.000 He would go under it and then if he got caught...
00:26:20.000 Toad cannot act.
00:26:21.000 I was just being like you guys.
00:26:22.000 You guys committed and just continued to lie.
00:26:24.000 Lying is clearly the key point of this. 0.96
00:26:27.000 He's come back here.
00:26:28.000 It's not the funny.
00:26:29.000 It's the lie.
00:26:30.000 No.
00:26:31.000 Dude, I just...
00:26:32.000 I have a smoke detector in this room and two like behind me like out in that hall there.
00:26:37.000 None of them beeped that entire time I was gone.
00:26:39.000 It's not me.
00:26:40.000 It hasn't beeped since you were gone. 0.99
00:26:42.000 So then what the fuck is it? 0.99
00:26:43.000 Wait up. 0.99
00:26:44.000 There were no beeps in my house while I was gone.
00:26:47.000 There were none.
00:26:48.000 It's not me.
00:26:49.000 Dude, don't call them beeps. 1.00
00:26:51.000 They're fucking African-Americans. 1.00
00:26:54.000 There were no black people in my house. 1.00
00:26:57.000 Guys, what's happened is he's already tuned it out.
00:27:00.000 This was going on for a week now and he's already tuned it out.
00:27:03.000 He doesn't even hear it anymore.
00:27:04.000 That's why he's so astonished by him. 0.99
00:27:05.000 Oh shit, it's my small percentage North African. 0.99
00:27:08.000 I can't hear it anymore. 1.00
00:27:09.000 Alright, that's pretty good.
00:27:10.000 Alright, that's pretty good.
00:27:11.000 Alright, that's funny.
00:27:12.000 Alright, what's the second question?
00:27:13.000 If it beeps again though, you're fine.
00:27:14.000 Alright, was that a bit though, Todd?
00:27:15.000 Because...
00:27:16.000 Come on. 1.00
00:27:17.000 No, no, you fucking... 1.00
00:27:18.000 Who is doing it? 1.00
00:27:19.000 No, no, I think it's you.
00:27:20.000 I just pressed...
00:27:21.000 I pressed his keyboard, so maybe it's a keyboard.
00:27:22.000 So if it was you, the joke has paid off.
00:27:23.000 It was worth it.
00:27:24.000 It isn't.
00:27:25.000 Now it's too far.
00:27:26.000 Just say it.
00:27:27.000 It is not.
00:27:28.000 I've only heard it when I've had my headphones on.
00:27:29.000 That's what I can tell you.
00:27:30.000 It's tough.
00:27:31.000 It's gotta be tough.
00:27:32.000 I didn't hear it and then it's tired.
00:27:33.000 How did Todd do it when he wasn't here?
00:27:34.000 I don't know.
00:27:35.000 This is like Clue. 0.99
00:27:36.000 This is like a fucking game of Clue. 0.99
00:27:37.000 Second mailbag. 1.00
00:27:38.000 Mark Vestibule, fuck this guy, says Toad is clearly not a software engineer or whatever 0.99
00:27:51.000 he claims to be. 0.99
00:27:52.000 His inability to use some of the most basic and intuitive features on his computer when
00:27:56.000 he's producing is clear evidence of this.
00:27:58.000 Top could use a computer to do more than just make art.
00:28:02.000 I love how Toad is trying to say it quicker than the beep hit.
00:28:05.000 Cole could use his engineering skills to fix his car, toilet, etc.
00:28:08.000 Why can't Toad use a computer?
00:28:09.000 Well, to do anything despite being a software engineer because that's not his job.
00:28:13.000 His job doesn't involve a computer.
00:28:15.000 That's why he has no basic computer skills to carry over to everyday life. 1.00
00:28:18.000 Mark Vestibule, suck my scrumdiddly umptious cock is all I have to say to you, sir. 1.00
00:28:25.000 He was being nice to you. 1.00
00:28:26.000 He was giving you an out and you're going to tell him to suck your dick? 1.00
00:28:29.000 I feel like someone's fucking with someone. 1.00
00:28:31.000 I'm a software engineer. 0.99
00:28:32.000 I'm a pretty skilled one and I don't know how to use Instagram.
00:28:35.000 This doesn't seem to be a consistent beep.
00:28:37.000 Alright, it's cool.
00:28:38.000 The beep doesn't seem consistent.
00:28:39.000 No, I got it though.
00:28:40.000 I know what it is.
00:28:41.000 You've...
00:28:42.000 What?
00:28:43.000 I know what it is.
00:28:44.000 I figured it out.
00:28:45.000 What is it?
00:28:46.000 I know what it is.
00:28:47.000 I know what it is.
00:28:48.000 I don't know if I want to end the bit yet because I really like it.
00:28:51.000 Someone is doing a bit and I know who it is and I think it's really fucking funny and
00:28:58.000 I'm happy you did it.
00:28:59.000 Alright.
00:29:00.000 Then it's...
00:29:01.000 I don't know.
00:29:02.000 I don't know who it is.
00:29:03.000 It's driving me insane though.
00:29:04.000 Who's running the bit?
00:29:05.000 Toad, are you doing this?
00:29:06.000 I know what's...
00:29:07.000 Okay.
00:29:08.000 It's the funniest thing that Toad ever did.
00:29:09.000 Can I explain it?
00:29:10.000 Because it's great and I want to be able to do the show because for the next hour because
00:29:18.000 if this keeps going on, I'm not going to be able to do it. 0.97
00:29:21.000 The entire show is just a fucking bit. 0.95
00:29:24.000 Can I explain it, Top? 0.98
00:29:26.000 Top, can I explain it?
00:29:27.000 Can I go ahead?
00:29:28.000 You saw the magic was done?
00:29:30.000 Can I...
00:29:31.000 Go ahead.
00:29:32.000 I saw it. 1.00
00:29:33.000 I saw it, you motherfucker. 1.00
00:29:34.000 I just saw what you did. 1.00
00:29:35.000 I saw it.
00:29:36.000 I'm on the same page as you.
00:29:37.000 I saw it. 0.99
00:29:38.000 Oh, he's so goddamn smart. 0.99
00:29:40.000 Look at Cole. 1.00
00:29:41.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:29:42.000 Good boy. 1.00
00:29:43.000 Alright. 0.99
00:29:44.000 Goddammit. 0.99
00:29:45.000 I knew it was Top.
00:29:46.000 Alright, so what it was is if y'all go to Brand and then scroll down, there's something
00:29:53.000 called Moon Crickets. 1.00
00:29:54.000 Oh, you son of a bitch. 1.00
00:29:57.000 It's a background music that's every 30 seconds. 1.00
00:30:00.000 Dude, that's genius.
00:30:01.000 That is amazing, Top.
00:30:02.000 You're amazing.
00:30:03.000 And I love you.
00:30:04.000 I just... 1.00
00:30:05.000 You're a fucking genius. 1.00
00:30:06.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00
00:30:07.000 How did I not see that? 1.00
00:30:08.000 I'm in here.
00:30:09.000 I'm in heaven, Miles.
00:30:10.000 This is what I wanted to do. 1.00
00:30:11.000 Shut up, Toad. 0.99
00:30:12.000 This is what I wanted to do, but I fucking love this show so much that I'm like, I'm coming 1.00
00:30:15.000 on anyway. 0.62
00:30:16.000 I told them that I wouldn't be here.
00:30:18.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:19.000 And that's what started the whole insanity that made Toad send his dick. 1.00
00:30:22.000 And then... 0.99
00:30:23.000 Hold to do this bit.
00:30:26.000 And then...
00:30:27.000 We turned that into... 0.99
00:30:28.000 Don't fucking turn it off. 0.98
00:30:29.000 I know what he turned it off again. 0.99
00:30:30.000 Please turn it off.
00:30:31.000 I'm keeping my...
00:30:34.000 Now I'm just keeping my eye on this thing.
00:30:36.000 No, you know what's even more...
00:30:38.000 Can I say it?
00:30:39.000 Jose?
00:30:40.000 Jose?
00:30:41.000 What?
00:30:42.000 What?
00:30:43.000 What?
00:30:44.000 There...
00:30:45.000 There was an...
00:30:46.000 Yeah.
00:30:47.000 He already told him.
00:30:48.000 He already told him what we were gonna do.
00:30:49.000 Oh.
00:30:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:51.000 Yeah.
00:30:52.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:53.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:54.000 Yeah.
00:30:55.000 Yeah.
00:30:56.000 This is how good...
00:30:57.000 I'm like, what did I tell you?
00:30:59.000 Hold on.
00:31:00.000 This is how good Top Lobster is at what he does.
00:31:02.000 It's so insane.
00:31:03.000 We were conspiring to do this to Top, and he did it to us before we could do it.
00:31:08.000 Yeah. 0.92
00:31:09.000 Do you know how fucking incredible that is? 1.00
00:31:10.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:31:11.000 You. 1.00
00:31:12.000 Who fucking narked? 1.00
00:31:13.000 Is he just that good? 0.98
00:31:14.000 And this is why I said, we record when Big Jay Oakerson says we do, and Top Lobster is
00:31:22.000 our Big Jay. 0.97
00:31:23.000 That is so fucking ingenious. 0.97
00:31:24.000 I am floored right now. 0.97
00:31:26.000 I can't believe it.
00:31:27.000 And I was just like, he's gotta be turning this thing on and off.
00:31:30.000 And I was like, how's he doing?
00:31:31.000 And then I was like, is there a background music you can do?
00:31:34.000 And there is.
00:31:35.000 He called it Moon Crickets.
00:31:36.000 I saw it playing.
00:31:37.000 I should have seen that. 0.99
00:31:38.000 And I was like, that's fucking hilarious. 0.99
00:31:39.000 He's so fucking funny. 0.98
00:31:40.000 I was looking through the brand stuff, and I was like, yeah, Moon Crickets, that makes 0.97
00:31:43.000 sense.
00:31:44.000 That's a normal thing.
00:31:45.000 That's a brand for us.
00:31:47.000 What should have been the signal that he was doing it was that when he left the stream
00:31:52.000 to prove it wasn't him, because he didn't have to do that.
00:31:54.000 The rest of us all muted, but he left the stream.
00:31:56.000 All he had to do was just keep it going.
00:31:57.000 That was weird.
00:31:58.000 He just had to keep it going.
00:31:59.000 He just didn't have to stop it.
00:32:00.000 We should have known.
00:32:01.000 Right, right.
00:32:02.000 He left and he could let it play.
00:32:03.000 Yes, yes.
00:32:04.000 It was a misdirect.
00:32:05.000 Right, right.
00:32:06.000 He could leave it playing. 1.00
00:32:07.000 You fucking asshole. 1.00
00:32:08.000 He could leave it playing while the stream was going, holy shit. 1.00
00:32:11.000 All right, all right. 0.98
00:32:12.000 What's the third question?
00:32:13.000 The second one wasn't even a question.
00:32:14.000 It was just-
00:32:15.000 No, no.
00:32:16.000 We're done.
00:32:17.000 That's it.
00:32:18.000 We had two.
00:32:19.000 Oh, Jesus. 1.00
00:32:20.000 Let someone else that liked the dick go first. 1.00
00:32:23.000 Jose, you love the dick. 1.00
00:32:24.000 It's a solid dick. 1.00
00:32:25.000 I mean, it's no bells, no whistles, no frills. 1.00
00:32:29.000 Just a solid, like, what you need.
00:32:32.000 Gets you where you need to get going.
00:32:34.000 It does the job. 0.99
00:32:35.000 It's solid dick. 1.00
00:32:37.000 You're right. 1.00
00:32:38.000 I will say, Raven, Swans, Crow, whatever, way better.
00:32:42.000 He's so much better.
00:32:43.000 Way better. 0.99
00:32:44.000 He has one of the best dicks I've ever seen. 1.00
00:32:45.000 Like that tentacle dick, whereas Toad's like, that's a dick, dog. 1.00
00:32:48.000 That works. 1.00
00:32:49.000 Toad does have two balls. 1.00
00:32:53.000 That's a dick, dog! 1.00
00:32:54.000 Toad has two balls. 1.00
00:32:55.000 I have two balls. 0.99
00:32:56.000 I'm so confused. 0.99
00:32:57.000 Toad did also send another picture, unwarranted, that he also didn't have to send, of him touching 0.99
00:33:02.000 his dick to his belly button, which is still also refuting that. 0.99
00:33:06.000 I refute. 1.00
00:33:07.000 I refute it.
00:33:08.000 Well, okay, to be fair, if you do this move and you kind of pinch, you could do it soft
00:33:13.000 if you just do this move.
00:33:14.000 Right.
00:33:15.000 That's what he did.
00:33:16.000 That's what he was doing. 1.00
00:33:17.000 He's like, oh, dick to belly button. 1.00
00:33:20.000 I will give Toad's dick like a solid, like just how Jose said, I'm going to give it like 1.00
00:33:24.000 a six out of ten. 1.00
00:33:26.000 No, it has to be on a five.
00:33:27.000 It's clearly a five.
00:33:28.000 No, it has to be on the...
00:33:30.000 It has to be on the...
00:33:31.000 It has to be on the...
00:33:32.000 On the scale of like...
00:33:33.000 The deliciousness scale though.
00:33:34.000 Yeah, right.
00:33:35.000 It's like a yummy.
00:33:36.000 It's like a little yummy.
00:33:37.000 That's what I'll say.
00:33:38.000 It'll do. 1.00
00:33:39.000 Toad, Toad, you got a yummy dick on you. 1.00
00:33:41.000 Wet my appetite. 1.00
00:33:43.000 I'd say it's an appetizer to Raven's dung. 0.91
00:33:46.000 Yeah.
00:33:47.000 Like I want some calamari before I eat like a full like fish.
00:33:52.000 Like I just want something, you know, that I can just handle.
00:33:55.000 Right.
00:33:56.000 Like it's enough to fill you up, but it won't make you stuffed.
00:33:59.000 And here's the thing too.
00:34:00.000 I think it was also like my... 0.99
00:34:03.000 Like I was down here on expectations just because of all the shit he's been telling us. 0.99
00:34:07.000 He had like the circumcision too late. 1.00
00:34:09.000 Oh, I assumed his dick was going to be a disaster. 1.00
00:34:11.000 When I was three, I jerk off 32 times a day, you know. 1.00
00:34:15.000 You could send me $5. 0.97
00:34:16.000 I was expecting like...
00:34:17.000 No, do not.
00:34:18.000 You'll post it on the locals.
00:34:19.000 I was expecting severely discolored.
00:34:20.000 I was expecting severely discolored.
00:34:21.000 I was expecting... 1.00
00:34:22.000 Monotized Toad's dick. 1.00
00:34:23.000 Hold on. 0.99
00:34:24.000 If you subscribe to the locals at a $25 a month level.
00:34:29.000 So that would be $700 of one time. 0.99
00:34:32.000 We'll send you Toad's dick. 1.00
00:34:34.000 Nah. 1.00
00:34:35.000 100%.
00:34:36.000 What's the price?
00:34:37.000 Just whatever, dude. 1.00
00:34:38.000 You're a sex worker now. 1.00
00:34:39.000 Deal with it. 1.00
00:34:40.000 I was expecting discoloration.
00:34:44.000 I was expecting some sort of weird like lumps. 0.99
00:34:48.000 I thought it was going to be fucked. 0.99
00:34:50.000 I was expecting something to curve. 0.99
00:34:52.000 I thought it was going to be super tiny and like three inches straight to the left.
00:34:57.000 Like that's what I expected.
00:34:58.000 Just like... 1.00
00:34:59.000 It's just a fucking... 1.00
00:35:01.000 Just like... 1.00
00:35:02.000 Boom! 0.99
00:35:03.000 Honestly, I was expecting two bends.
00:35:04.000 I was expecting a bend to like left and then right at the end he goes boop and it boops
00:35:07.000 back to the right.
00:35:08.000 Like he was like...
00:35:09.000 He was really cranking it.
00:35:10.000 He was cranking it.
00:35:11.000 I kind of... 0.99
00:35:12.000 I expected like a U-turn but you thought it would be like a fucking broken arrow. 0.99
00:35:16.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:35:17.000 That's what I was expecting.
00:35:18.000 And I was expecting like...
00:35:19.000 Like a pump fake.
00:35:20.000 Like a juke. 1.00
00:35:21.000 His dick being juking on them hoes. 1.00
00:35:23.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:35:24.000 He was manscaped.
00:35:25.000 Yeah.
00:35:26.000 He was manscaped.
00:35:27.000 He talks about how he manscaped.
00:35:28.000 He was.
00:35:29.000 I trim it.
00:35:30.000 I trim it up.
00:35:31.000 Yeah.
00:35:32.000 It was.
00:35:33.000 I didn't realize after looking at his little...
00:35:34.000 He literally has a little boy body.
00:35:36.000 Yeah.
00:35:37.000 But like...
00:35:38.000 Yeah. 0.94
00:35:39.000 Like a little fat boy body. 0.96
00:35:40.000 He literally is like to scale.
00:35:41.000 Like if you upped the ratio from little boys.
00:35:44.000 The problem was... 1.00
00:35:45.000 Full on penis. 1.00
00:35:46.000 And then... 1.00
00:35:47.000 Well, it's weird that my body fits the description of both of the nukes that were dropped on his
00:35:54.000 head. 0.95
00:35:55.000 Fat man and little boy. 0.99
00:35:56.000 I want to ask the...
00:35:57.000 Here's the strange one.
00:35:58.000 Hold on.
00:35:59.000 Here's the strange one.
00:36:00.000 I do want to ask the three others.
00:36:01.000 Y'all are sleeping on that joke.
00:36:02.000 That was so good. 0.98
00:36:03.000 He is legitimately fat man little boy. 0.87
00:36:05.000 Like that's what he looks like. 0.74
00:36:07.000 What would y'all do?
00:36:08.000 Because right when...
00:36:09.000 I was the first one to see it for sure.
00:36:11.000 Because Top called me two hours later. 0.98
00:36:13.000 Because I jerked off in front of him. 0.77
00:36:15.000 Top actually picked up the phone. 0.95
00:36:17.000 Top called you to talk about it?
00:36:18.000 He called me at the gym.
00:36:19.000 Oh my god.
00:36:20.000 But when I first saw it...
00:36:22.000 To be fair he called me like last week.
00:36:24.000 He's like, yo, yo, you want to fight Ryan Dawson?
00:36:27.000 Like, what?
00:36:28.000 Wait, was that what you called me about?
00:36:30.000 Yeah, you did call me about that.
00:36:31.000 Dude.
00:36:32.000 Yeah, I did.
00:36:33.000 Yeah, I forgot about that.
00:36:34.000 I just saw Toad send a picture.
00:36:36.000 Like, just on my notifications. 0.97
00:36:38.000 And I was not expecting dick. 0.97
00:36:39.000 Because that was not like anywhere... 0.97
00:36:41.000 I want to be sure to tell the audience.
00:36:44.000 We were not telling him... 1.00
00:36:45.000 We were not pushing him to send his dick. 1.00
00:36:47.000 That was not anywhere in the car. 1.00
00:36:49.000 But let me...
00:36:50.000 A minor clarification.
00:36:51.000 I... 0.99
00:36:52.000 After he sent his dick, I did demand that he send the belly button picture. 1.00
00:36:56.000 I did not believe him. 1.00
00:36:57.000 That's right.
00:36:58.000 And I still don't. 1.00
00:36:59.000 Because if you fucking... 1.00
00:37:00.000 Look. 1.00
00:37:01.000 I did it.
00:37:02.000 I did it.
00:37:03.000 Because I did it.
00:37:04.000 And I was like, alright.
00:37:05.000 Let's see. 1.00
00:37:06.000 Toad keeps fucking bragging about his belly button dick. 1.00
00:37:07.000 I'm going to see if I can do it. 1.00
00:37:09.000 And I like...
00:37:10.000 If I just...
00:37:11.000 If I look down, I can do it. 0.98
00:37:13.000 If I stand straight up, that's like an extra fucking three inches that drags my belly button. 0.98
00:37:17.000 I was standing like that. 0.98
00:37:19.000 You need two of those things.
00:37:21.000 Dude, I'm doing the Toad method right now.
00:37:23.000 It's easy.
00:37:24.000 Like, clear it.
00:37:25.000 No, no, no, no.
00:37:26.000 So when I first saw...
00:37:27.000 Do you want me to send the full pick? 0.97
00:37:29.000 I want you to stand the fuck up and do it. 0.98
00:37:32.000 Because you didn't stand up. 0.97
00:37:34.000 We're getting new.
00:37:35.000 I don't think you can.
00:37:36.000 I think that's the thing.
00:37:37.000 Oh, yeah.
00:37:38.000 He's like a little golem. 0.97
00:37:40.000 The thing is, Clint just doesn't want to believe the reality of the situation. 1.00
00:37:45.000 Dude, your dick when it was fucking down and hard is like not close to your fucking bibit, bro. 1.00
00:37:50.000 You ain't stretching that thing to your fucking belly button unless you fucking hunt. 1.00
00:37:54.000 What the fuck are you talking about as bibit? 1.00
00:37:55.000 A bibit, bruh. 1.00
00:37:56.000 I don't know what he's saying. 1.00
00:37:57.000 What the fuck is a bibit? 1.00
00:37:58.000 Yo, a bibit's a cute thing for a fucking belly button. 1.00
00:38:00.000 Learn your fucking lingo. 1.00
00:38:01.000 A bibit? 1.00
00:38:02.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:38:03.000 What is a cute thing for a belly button? 1.00
00:38:05.000 You mean a cute name for a belly button? 0.99
00:38:07.000 Yeah, it's a bibit, bro.
00:38:08.000 Oh, I thought you were like something you put in a belly button. 1.00
00:38:10.000 I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00
00:38:11.000 Yo, I got a bibit. 1.00
00:38:12.000 We all got bibits. 1.00
00:38:13.000 Oh, I was thinking you were talking about that woman who cut her husband's dick off. 1.00
00:38:16.000 Just part of the four pixels. 1.00
00:38:18.000 Lorena Bibbit.
00:38:19.000 It's not small.
00:38:21.000 Yo, is that actually Josie? 0.55
00:38:23.000 No.
00:38:24.000 No way.
00:38:25.000 No way.
00:38:26.000 It's not small.
00:38:27.000 I'm pretty sure she did the other thing.
00:38:28.000 I don't think she followed the link.
00:38:29.000 We lost her.
00:38:30.000 You know it's not small because an Asian pediatrician was very impressed by it.
00:38:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:37.000 Okay, but here's the thing.
00:38:38.000 What did y'all do?
00:38:39.000 I want to ask.
00:38:40.000 What did y'all three do whenever you saw it?
00:38:41.000 Because I got the notification and I was like, I don't know.
00:38:43.000 I salivated.
00:38:44.000 Anybody else?
00:38:45.000 And I just immediately closed it and burst out laughing.
00:38:48.000 I almost threw my phone. 0.94
00:38:49.000 Like I was laughing so fucking hard. 0.96
00:38:52.000 I just shook my head. 0.88
00:38:53.000 I was like.
00:38:54.000 Bippity bobbity.
00:38:55.000 Yeah.
00:38:56.000 What did y'all?
00:38:57.000 Did y'all just like go like, oh, okay.
00:39:00.000 I thought about the psychology behind him sending it and only Clint responding saying, 1.00
00:39:07.000 yo, what the fuck? 0.99
00:39:08.000 Two hours later, nobody responded to Toad. 1.00
00:39:11.000 So I was like, imagine, imagine sending a dick pic to like, just to your homies and 1.00
00:39:15.000 then there's like dead silence for two hours. 0.99
00:39:17.000 And we were talking.
00:39:18.000 We were talking so much before that.
00:39:20.000 It was, it was, it was, it was moon crickets even when he stopped.
00:39:24.000 Dude, the problem was no one said anything.
00:39:26.000 I saw immediately when he sent it.
00:39:27.000 I was like, whoa.
00:39:28.000 Okay. 1.00
00:39:29.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:39:30.000 The problem was that no one was talking. 0.99
00:39:32.000 So I couldn't open that chat at all.
00:39:33.000 I was speechless.
00:39:34.000 And then I, then when it finally did start people's. 0.99
00:39:36.000 And so I clicked on it and I'm in the gym and all of a sudden there's Toad's dick. 0.98
00:39:39.000 I'm in the middle of the gym and it happened like three times. 1.00
00:39:42.000 I'm like, ah, fuck. 1.00
00:39:43.000 Show it to the gym, bros. 1.00
00:39:45.000 No.
00:39:46.000 You downloaded it and sent it again.
00:39:48.000 Cole, you did, didn't you?
00:39:49.000 No, I did that.
00:39:50.000 No, no, no.
00:39:51.000 Yeah.
00:39:52.000 It's on Clint's phone.
00:39:53.000 He downloaded it and cropped it.
00:39:54.000 Everybody downloaded it.
00:39:55.000 Oh yeah. 1.00
00:39:56.000 On Clint's phone in the gallery, there's a picture of Toad with his hard dick. 1.00
00:39:59.000 And then another picture right next to it of just Toad's hard dick. 1.00
00:40:02.000 It's true. 1.00
00:40:03.000 It wasn't hard.
00:40:04.000 Stop saying it was hard.
00:40:05.000 It was hard.
00:40:06.000 It was obviously hard. 1.00
00:40:07.000 And you're fucking lying. 0.99
00:40:08.000 I'm going against Clint here. 0.99
00:40:09.000 It wasn't hard.
00:40:10.000 It wasn't fully erect, but it was hard.
00:40:12.000 Thank you.
00:40:13.000 It was a little slapped around.
00:40:15.000 What would we all do? 1.00
00:40:16.000 Dude, your dick has fucking crinkles in it when it's not hard. 1.00
00:40:19.000 You're lying. 1.00
00:40:20.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:40:21.000 Crinkles on the upswing, whereas Ravens looked like it was coming down. 1.00
00:40:25.000 But they were both still at like, probably 50 to 70% hardness.
00:40:29.000 But it was facing us. 1.00
00:40:30.000 Yo, your dick was hard, bro. 1.00
00:40:32.000 Different phases. 1.00
00:40:33.000 Look, I know a hard dick. 1.00
00:40:34.000 I've fucking, I've put 50 of them in my face before. 1.00
00:40:36.000 I know what the fuck they look like. 1.00
00:40:37.000 Shut up. 1.00
00:40:38.000 Nah, it was fluffed. 1.00
00:40:39.000 I don't know.
00:40:40.000 Here's another good question.
00:40:41.000 5.25.
00:40:42.000 How many inches is it hard?
00:40:43.000 No, no, no.
00:40:44.000 Looking at it, how many inches did that look? 1.00
00:40:46.000 That shit was hard. 1.00
00:40:47.000 It was not hard. 1.00
00:40:48.000 No, it was not hard.
00:40:49.000 5.6.
00:40:50.000 Like, 5.5 to 6.
00:40:52.000 Like, solid.
00:40:53.000 Yeah. 0.95
00:40:54.000 AKA, not getting fucking close. 0.99
00:40:55.000 You can't even sniff your bibit, bro. 0.99
00:40:56.000 I think that's about right. 1.00
00:40:57.000 Shut the fuck up with bibit. 1.00
00:40:58.000 Dude, I sent you the picture. 1.00
00:41:00.000 I just pull it the fuck off and it touches my belly button. 0.99
00:41:02.000 We can hear no-bitches bibits. 1.00
00:41:06.000 Jesus Christ, dude. 0.99
00:41:08.000 Your wiener can't even sniff your bibit, homeboy. 0.91
00:41:11.000 I'm trying to find, I'm trying to score up and see the picture now to make sure it wasn't 0.70
00:41:15.000 hard.
00:41:16.000 Because maybe I was just...
00:41:17.000 Bro, look at it.
00:41:18.000 I'm gonna send it again.
00:41:19.000 Dude, if it was hard.
00:41:20.000 Dude, if it was hard.
00:41:21.000 By the way, by the way, you're not lying. 0.99
00:41:22.000 I do have the cropped picture of just his dick in my phone. 0.98
00:41:25.000 And every time I've sent a tweet today, it pops up and I'm like, I just want to attach 0.99
00:41:30.000 it to one of my crazy anti-government tweets.
00:41:33.000 Put it in your drafts.
00:41:34.000 Put it in your drafts and just keep it there.
00:41:37.000 Yo, how great would it be? 0.99
00:41:39.000 I have this lengthy rant about the government and it's just like, toad's dick. 0.99
00:41:42.000 That's it. 0.99
00:41:43.000 No explanation. 1.00
00:41:44.000 Just toad's dick. 1.00
00:41:45.000 Just chilling. 1.00
00:41:46.000 That should be the new meme. 1.00
00:41:47.000 Just whenever you say anything anti-government, just throw my dick on it. 0.99
00:41:50.000 I think that that's really funny that you could show... 1.00
00:41:53.000 Technically, we could show Joe Rogan your dick. 1.00
00:41:55.000 Like theoretically. 1.00
00:41:56.000 Yo.
00:41:57.000 Which is really cool.
00:41:58.000 I'm going to troll for you, Clint, one time.
00:42:01.000 Just one time. 0.98
00:42:02.000 Just one of your burner, like dope ones.
00:42:05.000 You know it's going to get some... 0.99
00:42:06.000 And then later, be like, oh shit, I took a nap. 0.94
00:42:09.000 I meant to attach this photo. 0.97
00:42:15.000 Be like, I apologize.
00:42:16.000 Is this hard?
00:42:17.000 I'm just kidding.
00:42:18.000 I'm not going to...
00:42:19.000 Yo, JC's back.
00:42:21.000 Hey JC, we missed you last week, Doug.
00:42:23.000 But no, for real though, Clint, that is like, not kidding.
00:42:26.000 That would be... 1.00
00:42:27.000 I mean, it doesn't even have to be his dick. 1.00
00:42:28.000 It could be another dick. 1.00
00:42:29.000 That would be a good way to like, just make... 1.00
00:42:32.000 Yo, the head of your dick... 1.00
00:42:33.000 The head of your dick is too... 1.00
00:42:35.000 It's too bulbous to be soft, bro. 1.00
00:42:38.000 You lie.
00:42:39.000 Yeah.
00:42:40.000 No, no.
00:42:41.000 That's...
00:42:42.000 That's from the three-year-old circumcision. 0.99
00:42:45.000 Oh, so it's just fucked up. 0.99
00:42:46.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:42:47.000 Alright. 0.99
00:42:48.000 That's not a bad dick. 0.99
00:42:49.000 I'm looking at now. 0.99
00:42:50.000 It's not a...
00:42:51.000 Like it's... 1.00
00:42:52.000 Is someone going to send a new dick for me? 1.00
00:42:53.000 It's like... 1.00
00:42:54.000 I need new fresh dick. 1.00
00:42:55.000 What is he doing? 1.00
00:42:56.000 What is he doing?
00:42:57.000 I mean, I should be here.
00:42:58.000 I don't know why we're lingering on it. 0.99
00:43:00.000 He clearly does not win the nicest dick. 0.99
00:43:04.000 No. 0.99
00:43:05.000 No.
00:43:06.000 Honestly, it would be...
00:43:07.000 To me, it would be the...
00:43:09.000 Like the... 1.00
00:43:10.000 I have a thirst for dick. 1.00
00:43:11.000 I have a thirst for dick. 1.00
00:43:12.000 The beats expectations dick. 1.00
00:43:13.000 I have a thirst for dick and I'm getting parched. 1.00
00:43:14.000 Could someone send some more? 1.00
00:43:15.000 Okay.
00:43:16.000 But for real though, we are parched.
00:43:17.000 I'm sending you. 1.00
00:43:18.000 Send us your dick pics. 1.00
00:43:19.000 We want... 1.00
00:43:20.000 The whole point...
00:43:21.000 Yes. 1.00
00:43:22.000 We want Dave Smith to see your dick. 1.00
00:43:23.000 And Dave Smith is a guest. 1.00
00:43:24.000 Yo, yo, you...
00:43:25.000 Hey, real talk. 1.00
00:43:26.000 If you fucking submit your dick, there's a really good chance that we will send it to 1.00
00:43:28.000 Dave Smith to review it. 1.00
00:43:29.000 Yes. 1.00
00:43:30.000 So you better fucking send your dicks right away. 1.00
00:43:31.000 A hundred percent. 1.00
00:43:32.000 I mean, you're going to have to beat...
00:43:34.000 Go ahead. 1.00
00:43:35.000 You're going to have to beat Toad or Raven to get your dick shown to Dave Smith because 1.00
00:43:40.000 this is like a... 0.99
00:43:41.000 This is like a tournament, you know?
00:43:42.000 You know? 0.99
00:43:43.000 So right now, Toad's going up against Raven and if Toad loses, his dick's going to be 0.99
00:43:47.000 disintegrated into history forever. 0.98
00:43:49.000 And we're not going to be able to talk to him anymore.
00:43:51.000 I'm well-exceed expectations.
00:43:53.000 I think my circumcision is a bonus. 0.97
00:43:56.000 You exceed expectations, but not well-exceed expectations. 0.99
00:43:59.000 And I have two balls. 0.98
00:44:01.000 The balls just help you out, bud. 0.99
00:44:03.000 Your balls are balls. 1.00
00:44:04.000 Your balls are whatever, bro. 1.00
00:44:05.000 And I think proportionally... 1.00
00:44:07.000 I didn't even see the balls. 0.99
00:44:08.000 I didn't even see the balls. 0.99
00:44:09.000 Proportionally, my girth is better, I think. 0.98
00:44:11.000 Proportionally, dude. 1.00
00:44:12.000 You're fucking... 1.00
00:44:13.000 No fucking way you're proportionally... 1.00
00:44:15.000 You're proportionally very weird. 1.00
00:44:16.000 You can't even understand... 1.00
00:44:18.000 Like, Toad, you wouldn't even understand how big my balls are. 1.00
00:44:21.000 You'd be like... 1.00
00:44:22.000 You'd just sit staring at your phone confused as a motherfucker. 1.00
00:44:26.000 I'm not talking about my balls. 1.00
00:44:28.000 I'm talking about Raven's thin-ass dick. 1.00
00:44:30.000 Yeah, his dick is kind of thin, but it's not. 1.00
00:44:32.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00
00:44:33.000 I do want to...
00:44:34.000 Yes.
00:44:35.000 Let's go.
00:44:36.000 Also, I do want to bring up...
00:44:37.000 I wanted to bring up help anyways because I wanted to talk about the thing
00:44:40.000 that was making Toad also autism out in our chat.
00:44:44.000 Real quick, I'll let you finish, but I want to remind people what there is to win with 0.99
00:44:49.000 this dick pics. 0.99
00:44:50.000 We are offering an interview if you're willing to dick-dox yourself, but you're winning the 1.00
00:44:54.000 nicest dick. 1.00
00:44:55.000 We're literally congratulating you on having a sweet dick. 1.00
00:44:57.000 And I believe Top has agreed something along the lines of doing a drawing. 0.99
00:45:03.000 I don't know if that becomes merch.
00:45:05.000 Obviously, you will somehow get this drawing.
00:45:07.000 Yes, you will.
00:45:08.000 And on the shirt it will say, Tower Gang Scrumdiddlyumptious Dick of the Year.
00:45:12.000 Yeah.
00:45:13.000 Oh, my God.
00:45:14.000 Most scrumdiddlyumptious. 1.00
00:45:16.000 And then we'll be able to show an artistic rendering of your dick on the show as well. 0.99
00:45:20.000 So we can bring you on, discuss the dick, and look at it in its animated glory. 0.99
00:45:26.000 I do have one thing to add that wasn't in the dick pics we've gotten so far. 0.98
00:45:31.000 Hold something up that we can use as reference.
00:45:34.000 Yeah, to scale.
00:45:35.000 To scale.
00:45:36.000 Like in Toad's case, he could have used a AA battery to prevent the alarm from going off.
00:45:41.000 Use a 9-volt battery.
00:45:43.000 You have to use a 9-volt battery.
00:45:45.000 That's the way you know you have one.
00:45:47.000 I love how you forced it after you said it.
00:45:48.000 I said 9-volt.
00:45:49.000 Just make it consistent.
00:45:52.000 Alright, alright. 0.98
00:45:53.000 Do we have any fucking things to do? 0.98
00:45:55.000 I want to talk about this political compass thing because it's been coming up. 0.99
00:45:59.000 Oh, it's pretty good, yeah.
00:46:00.000 Hold on. 0.99
00:46:01.000 How you guys tried to ruin my motherfucking career this morning? 0.99
00:46:03.000 That was dope. 0.99
00:46:04.000 Just leave that out.
00:46:05.000 Thank you.
00:46:06.000 What career?
00:46:07.000 Hold on.
00:46:08.000 We're not done.
00:46:09.000 I don't think Toad loses to Raven. 0.99
00:46:13.000 Oh, that is such a fucking crazy statement, Doug. 0.99
00:46:16.000 That's wild, dude. 0.99
00:46:18.000 That light brown solidarity is not coming in right now.
00:46:21.000 The problem here is that the expectation was so low. 0.99
00:46:26.000 We're all sitting here almost complimenting Toad's dick. 0.99
00:46:29.000 Something I never thought I'd see. 1.00
00:46:31.000 My comments. 0.99
00:46:33.000 I'm saying it's a decent dick. 1.00
00:46:36.000 I'll say this. 1.00
00:46:37.000 I think that that dick could create an orgasm for a woman. 1.00
00:46:42.000 And I never would have thought I could have said that. 1.00
00:46:44.000 Yeah.
00:46:45.000 Wow.
00:46:46.000 I do too.
00:46:47.000 You're right, yeah.
00:46:48.000 Yeah, that's what I was saying when I said that.
00:46:49.000 I said, well, why isn't he using this thing?
00:46:50.000 Especially when-
00:46:51.000 That was my immediate thought.
00:46:52.000 That was my immediate thought.
00:46:53.000 I went into the A spot, baby.
00:46:54.000 That was my immediate thought with Toad. 1.00
00:46:55.000 I was like, dude, you got a dick that could probably get an orgasm going for a chick. 1.00
00:46:59.000 Like, what are you doing, bro? 1.00
00:47:01.000 Toad, ask me.
00:47:02.000 What are you doing? 1.00
00:47:03.000 That dick actually could work. 1.00
00:47:04.000 Like, what's up? 1.00
00:47:05.000 The question is, what am I not doing?
00:47:07.000 No, no, no.
00:47:08.000 I mean, we know what you're not doing.
00:47:09.000 That's the problem.
00:47:10.000 We know what you're not doing.
00:47:11.000 That's the-
00:47:12.000 I mean, that's it.
00:47:13.000 That's the answer.
00:47:14.000 Oh, man.
00:47:15.000 It's really upsetting. 1.00
00:47:16.000 You have a fucking totally functional dick, it appears. 1.00
00:47:19.000 It doesn't get to your belly button. 1.00
00:47:21.000 It doesn't even sniff your belly line, motherfucker. 1.00
00:47:22.000 It does. 1.00
00:47:23.000 It does. 0.98
00:47:24.000 The body's all fucked up, and then the head on top of it's kind of weird looking. 0.99
00:47:27.000 The brain in the head. 1.00
00:47:28.000 The brain in the head. 1.00
00:47:29.000 Yeah, I mean, you got like Fat Man Little Boy, but then you got a dick. 1.00
00:47:31.000 Holy fuck. 1.00
00:47:32.000 But the dick is going for you. 1.00
00:47:34.000 You guys are saying my best physical attribute is my dick. 1.00
00:47:37.000 That's so funny. 1.00
00:47:38.000 That's so funny.
00:47:39.000 Hey, honest to God, the best- 1.00
00:47:41.000 Like, the only thing about you that's not just totally disgusting is your dick. 1.00
00:47:45.000 The best part of Toad is his dick, and he doesn't use it. 1.00
00:47:48.000 That's so funny. 1.00
00:47:50.000 He's a fucking- 1.00
00:47:52.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:47:53.000 He's keeping it from the world.
00:47:55.000 He's like, I think my brain is better.
00:47:58.000 And then he uses that.
00:47:59.000 This is my prized possession.
00:48:00.000 I shall keep it, and it shall be mine.
00:48:02.000 Exactly. 0.99
00:48:03.000 Toad just be gay. 0.99
00:48:04.000 Toad just be gay. 1.00
00:48:05.000 I agree. 1.00
00:48:06.000 I agree. 0.99
00:48:07.000 I think, honest to God, I think if you saw a dude's butthole in front of you, you just- 0.99
00:48:10.000 You couldn't stop yourself. 0.99
00:48:11.000 Here's the thing. 1.00
00:48:12.000 Dude, my dick is like- 1.00
00:48:13.000 You did see my butthole. 1.00
00:48:14.000 No, no, no. 1.00
00:48:15.000 My dick is like a sword in the stone, man. 1.00
00:48:16.000 Like, I need the right woman to actually pull it out. 1.00
00:48:19.000 So, wait.
00:48:20.000 According to these rules, where we're doing one versus one, winner moves on to the next one, 0.99
00:48:26.000 part of me also wants to vote Toad because I want to show Dave Smith Toad's dick and I 0.99
00:48:31.000 don't want to do it- 0.99
00:48:32.000 You know, we can still do that. 1.00
00:48:33.000 That's three weeks of having to bend over backwards with mental gymnastics to keep his dick in the running. 1.00
00:48:38.000 Oh, bro. 0.99
00:48:39.000 I think it's so funny.
00:48:41.000 No, no, no. 0.99
00:48:42.000 Toad's dick is passed through to the finals automatically, as far as I'm concerned. 1.00
00:48:46.000 Even though it doesn't sniff his bibit, but I still think it goes to the finals. 1.00
00:48:51.000 Stop trying to make bibit happen. 0.98
00:48:53.000 Bibit's a thing. 0.72
00:48:54.000 Y'all don't know, but that doesn't matter.
00:48:56.000 Title of the show, man.
00:48:57.000 Sniff the bibit. 1.00
00:48:58.000 Your dick doesn't sniff the bibit, but it's still a fucking thing. 1.00
00:49:01.000 Bibit's a thing. 1.00
00:49:02.000 I showed you that it does.
00:49:03.000 I don't know why you're denying- 1.00
00:49:04.000 Because you fucking are hunched over. 1.00
00:49:06.000 You little fucking gremlin. 1.00
00:49:07.000 I just did it. 1.00
00:49:08.000 I literally, standing here just a second ago, I brought it to my belly button, bent over,
00:49:14.000 easy, cleared it, like leaped some bounds over, stood up, not even close to my belly button.
00:49:18.000 Oh, oh, yeah.
00:49:20.000 Like soft?
00:49:21.000 Yeah.
00:49:22.000 I was sitting.
00:49:23.000 Insanely soft.
00:49:24.000 Podcast soft.
00:49:25.000 You know how soft that is.
00:49:26.000 Oh, so soft.
00:49:27.000 Jesus. 1.00
00:49:28.000 It's like fucking pudding right now. 1.00
00:49:29.000 I'll tell you, I think we should just- 0.99
00:49:31.000 And be like, oh, yeah, and just honorable mention, here you go.
00:49:35.000 We've already rated this, but just for your pleasure. 0.99
00:49:37.000 Hey, let's just nix the competition and just send Toad's dick to Dave Smith. 0.99
00:49:41.000 Let's see if he sends one back. 1.00
00:49:42.000 Just for fun.
00:49:43.000 Let's see if he sends one back.
00:49:44.000 He's just like, here you go, guys.
00:49:45.000 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:49:46.000 This actually would be a great troll to fuck with him. 1.00
00:49:49.000 Be like, all right, this is the cream of the crop. 1.00
00:49:51.000 This is the best dicks we've gotten so far. 0.97
00:49:54.000 This is the one. 0.89
00:49:55.000 We have two. 1.00
00:49:56.000 And then show that one first just to fuck with him. 1.00
00:49:58.000 And like, just kidding. 1.00
00:49:59.000 Here's the other one after.
00:50:00.000 If I were to tweet-
00:50:02.000 Go ahead.
00:50:03.000 Go ahead.
00:50:04.000 Okay, I'll go.
00:50:05.000 I was going to say he was like-
00:50:06.000 He was so cute.
00:50:07.000 Because Dave is so big.
00:50:08.000 He was like, Dave, this is what you have to go up against. 1.00
00:50:10.000 You have to beat this dick. 1.00
00:50:11.000 You just have to give us your dick so we can see it. 1.00
00:50:13.000 And we'll compare. 1.00
00:50:14.000 And then he just throws down his fucking hammer. 1.00
00:50:16.000 If you imagine telling Dave Smith you've got to beat this dick. 1.00
00:50:18.000 And then we just send Toad's dick. 1.00
00:50:19.000 You get it. 1.00
00:50:20.000 All right.
00:50:21.000 Hey, real talk though.
00:50:22.000 If I were to tweet it out.
00:50:23.000 If I were to tweet it out.
00:50:24.000 Like, Tom Fitton.
00:50:25.000 And Tim Pool.
00:50:26.000 And Luke Rukowski.
00:50:27.000 And Dr. Robert Malone.
00:50:29.000 And Joe Rogan. 1.00
00:50:30.000 They would all see Toad's dick. 1.00
00:50:33.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00
00:50:34.000 I'm crazy.
00:50:35.000 You can play it off like a complete oops.
00:50:37.000 Like, oh my god.
00:50:38.000 I just sent it out.
00:50:39.000 I didn't even look at the picture.
00:50:41.000 It wouldn't get you nuked.
00:50:42.000 I hit the wrong one.
00:50:44.000 Toad, would you be okay if it went out? 1.00
00:50:46.000 If your dick showed up on the Joe Rogan experience? 1.00
00:50:49.000 That would be the kind of troll that would show up there. 1.00
00:50:52.000 Like, yo, look at this guy. 0.93
00:50:53.000 Have you seen this? 1.00
00:50:54.000 He accidentally sent his buddy's dick. 1.00
00:50:56.000 Jimmy. 1.00
00:50:57.000 Pull up this little, like, amphibian's dick. 1.00
00:50:59.000 With like a banger political tweet. 0.99
00:51:00.000 I can't remember.
00:51:01.000 He was like a tortoise or whatever his name is.
00:51:04.000 Oh my god.
00:51:05.000 Yeah, pull it up.
00:51:06.000 Look at TRHL.
00:51:07.000 Look at TRHL.
00:51:08.000 We can make this happen.
00:51:09.000 Make this big.
00:51:10.000 Make this big.
00:51:11.000 Pull up TRHL.
00:51:12.000 I retreat for Elon.
00:51:14.000 Yeah.
00:51:15.000 There you go.
00:51:16.000 Elon.
00:51:17.000 Dude, we should coordinate this.
00:51:18.000 Yo, Josie retweets it. 1.00
00:51:19.000 The only people who would know that would be in on the joke would be the fucking fans. 0.99
00:51:23.000 By the way, we would not put your face in it. 1.00
00:51:25.000 It wouldn't be your face.
00:51:26.000 It would just be your neck and down.
00:51:27.000 Yeah.
00:51:28.000 Honestly, it's the only part of your-
00:51:29.000 Everyone's gonna know it's me. 0.99
00:51:30.000 God damn it. 0.99
00:51:31.000 Elon goes wild. 0.99
00:51:32.000 He's like, I wanna know.
00:51:33.000 I wanna be famous.
00:51:34.000 Toad's really buff these days.
00:51:37.000 Yeah.
00:51:38.000 Alright, alright.
00:51:39.000 Let's go to the next thing.
00:51:40.000 I want to talk about that.
00:51:41.000 Like, this could be, this could be something.
00:51:43.000 Dude, dude, dude.
00:51:44.000 I don't think the chart thing is funny. 1.00
00:51:46.000 We have the fucking iPhone shit. 1.00
00:51:48.000 We got the fucking- 1.00
00:51:49.000 I like the chart. 0.99
00:51:50.000 I like the chart because you freaked out about it.
00:51:53.000 I gotta ask.
00:51:54.000 No, no, no.
00:51:55.000 Not-
00:51:56.000 Why is Top trying to derail me?
00:51:57.000 Top, what are you doing?
00:51:58.000 What am I doing?
00:51:59.000 What am I doing?
00:52:00.000 Beep.
00:52:01.000 I work with Luke Rutkowski.
00:52:02.000 Oh, yeah.
00:52:03.000 I'm good with Tim Pool.
00:52:04.000 Oh, yeah.
00:52:05.000 I love Ian.
00:52:06.000 Why would you do that to me?
00:52:07.000 What are you doing?
00:52:08.000 I didn't think it was-
00:52:09.000 Technically, you and Luke were in the smart side.
00:52:11.000 So, I don't think-
00:52:12.000 So, I don't know why you're upset.
00:52:13.000 Luke can be upset.
00:52:14.000 Yeah.
00:52:15.000 Luke can be upset. 0.97
00:52:16.000 But you're saying that Luke sounds dumb. 0.95
00:52:18.000 He's my guy. 0.96
00:52:19.000 I'm not saying-
00:52:20.000 He's smart.
00:52:21.000 He's like an upgrade.
00:52:22.000 He's like the next evolution or two of me. 0.99
00:52:25.000 Like, he sounds dumb, but he is smart. 1.00
00:52:28.000 Like, you know, everyone's like, who's this dumb motherfucker? 1.00
00:52:30.000 And then he says some shit, and you're like, oh, okay, I guess he does know some shit. 1.00
00:52:33.000 Pull it up. 1.00
00:52:34.000 Pull up the thing.
00:52:35.000 I don't even have it already.
00:52:36.000 And then now, right now, Clint, go ahead.
00:52:38.000 Is-
00:52:39.000 Was that correct, though?
00:52:42.000 You don't have to be like-
00:52:43.000 No, I think we should do the-
00:52:44.000 It originated with our show ones, and then someone started doing those.
00:52:48.000 It was us.
00:52:49.000 It didn't originate with us.
00:52:50.000 Well, I don't know.
00:52:51.000 That was the first one I saw.
00:52:52.000 I thought that was funnier, but-
00:52:54.000 Oh, with us was really funny.
00:52:55.000 That was conspiracy- 0.99
00:52:56.000 I don't give a shit about- 0.98
00:52:57.000 I don't think any of it was funny. 0.99
00:52:58.000 I mean, it made me giggle, but I don't really care to fucking talk about it on the show. 0.66
00:53:01.000 I'd like to- 0.94
00:53:02.000 Me neither.
00:53:03.000 I think he almost got it correct.
00:53:05.000 With us?
00:53:06.000 Uh, with us.
00:53:07.000 I mean, this is the concept, but-
00:53:09.000 Why are we-
00:53:10.000 Yeah, I don't know. 0.99
00:53:11.000 It's such a fucked picture of Ian, too. 0.99
00:53:13.000 Yeah, it's a funny picture. 0.99
00:53:14.000 It's a great-
00:53:15.000 It made me laugh.
00:53:16.000 It is funny.
00:53:17.000 Like-
00:53:18.000 By the way, this is not a guy that was-
00:53:20.000 Is it true?
00:53:21.000 Is it true?
00:53:22.000 Is it true?
00:53:23.000 I love that. 1.00
00:53:24.000 Tom, Tom, just nugget a dumb play. 0.99
00:53:25.000 It was benign. 0.99
00:53:26.000 It was just asking a question.
00:53:27.000 What's funny is, like, this guy, I don't think he knows who we are at all.
00:53:31.000 He's just on Instagram.
00:53:32.000 Uh, so he just actually-
00:53:34.000 No, he knows who we are.
00:53:35.000 No, I've interacted with him.
00:53:36.000 He's a fan.
00:53:37.000 Well, I guess- 0.99
00:53:38.000 How the fuck would he- 0.99
00:53:39.000 How would he not know who I am? 0.99
00:53:40.000 Well, no, I'm not-
00:53:41.000 I'm saying he knows who you are, but not through like-
00:53:42.000 He comes more from my sphere.
00:53:44.000 Oh, all right.
00:53:45.000 Okay, whatever.
00:53:46.000 But- 0.99
00:53:47.000 How smart is dumb? 1.00
00:53:49.000 Fucked up, man. 1.00
00:53:50.000 I do want to just say, like, I think he got it right on, like, the third time around, 0.99
00:53:56.000 where Toad is in the middle of this.
00:53:58.000 Wait, no, he's right.
00:53:59.000 He's right about Luke, too. 0.99
00:54:01.000 Luke does sound dumb, but is smart. 0.96
00:54:03.000 Yeah, I think Toad's talking about- 0.98
00:54:04.000 I think he's right about all four of these.
00:54:06.000 He literally does the Jose effect, where it's like, he sounds retarded, but then sometimes 0.99
00:54:11.000 I say shit and be like, oh shit, this guy actually reads some stuff and knows some things? 0.99
00:54:15.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:54:16.000 But he was born in Poland.
00:54:17.000 I mean, I'm mostly retarded, but-
00:54:18.000 And you were born in America, so-
00:54:19.000 Yeah.
00:54:20.000 I mean, I think-
00:54:21.000 Same effect, though.
00:54:22.000 I think, in a way, I mean, this is tower-
00:54:26.000 Impending. 0.90
00:54:27.000 I mean, this is tower gang, though, so in a way, don't we, like, all sound dumb, but 0.92
00:54:32.000 we're all actually smart? 0.80
00:54:33.000 I don't know.
00:54:34.000 That's what I sound.
00:54:35.000 I don't know how I sound. 1.00
00:54:36.000 I guess I sound like an asshole. 1.00
00:54:38.000 All right. 1.00
00:54:39.000 No, no, no.
00:54:40.000 I don't know what to do with Toad about this.
00:54:41.000 Go, pull this down. 0.98
00:54:42.000 I want to debate. 0.99
00:54:43.000 Yes, because Toad was in the sounds dumb. 0.88
00:54:44.000 Pull up the other one, Toad. 0.99
00:54:45.000 Sounds smart is dumb, and he was very upset about this. 0.97
00:54:48.000 He was like, and he had- 0.99
00:54:50.000 See, I don't think he sounds smart.
00:54:51.000 Why do people think Toad sounds smart?
00:54:53.000 No, no. 0.96
00:54:54.000 I sound dumb, but I'm not, is what I'm saying. 0.97
00:54:55.000 And they had Jose in the Luke Rakowski of sounds dumb is smart, and he was like, I should 0.97
00:55:00.000 be switched with Jose. 0.65
00:55:01.000 I think I should be-
00:55:02.000 No, I didn't say that.
00:55:03.000 I just said where I should be.
00:55:04.000 And then the funniest part is whenever Toad gets, like this is like his defense mechanism,
00:55:08.000 and it's really funny to see it happen.
00:55:10.000 It happens a lot.
00:55:11.000 It happens with both betting, it happens with like intellectual sides.
00:55:15.000 He just rattles off his credentials.
00:55:17.000 He rattles off credentials.
00:55:18.000 And the funniest part is I go-
00:55:19.000 Oh yeah, he did.
00:55:20.000 Yeah.
00:55:21.000 And I go, Toad, I have the same credentials as you have. 1.00
00:55:22.000 He goes, I was a valedictorian in my high school, you fucking idiot, you ingrates. 1.00
00:55:25.000 I was in all advanced classes in my junior and senior year. 1.00
00:55:29.000 I go, Toad, I have the same credentials as you.
00:55:33.000 Everything you have, I have the same.
00:55:34.000 Real quick, I do have to say, in reference to the last chart we were just on, Toad makes
00:55:40.000 sense for the bottom right in the same way that Tim Pool makes sense for the bottom right.
00:55:45.000 I actually think Tim Pool is a very smart guy, but I do think he's, in a lot of ways,
00:55:49.000 kind of on the spectrum, a lot like Toad.
00:55:52.000 So I think that makes him kind of weird.
00:55:54.000 And I don't, honestly, I'll be honest, I don't think he's great at political philosophy,
00:55:57.000 but I think he's really smart in other ways.
00:55:59.000 But yeah, so in the same way that Toad might be in the bottom right is in the same way that
00:56:04.000 someone could put Tim or put, yeah, Tim on there. 0.98
00:56:07.000 Well, I think I'm like academically smart and I have like good recall and shit, but I'm stupid 0.99
00:56:11.000 like when it comes to life. 1.00
00:56:13.000 Yeah, like when you talk, when you talk, it just makes me angry.
00:56:16.000 It doesn't make me feel like I'm being educated.
00:56:18.000 It makes me furious.
00:56:19.000 Oh my God, Tim Pool is Toad.
00:56:21.000 But like, if they cleaned up the genetics a little.
00:56:26.000 Come to think about it, you kind of do look like, like Tim Pool.
00:56:29.000 Like if we were...
00:56:30.000 Yeah, he puts on a B&A, he'll stress you out a little bit.
00:56:32.000 I have a B&A, yeah.
00:56:34.000 Yeah.
00:56:35.000 Oh my God.
00:56:36.000 You're like Tim Pool with an extra chromosome.
00:56:38.000 Yeah.
00:56:39.000 I played a moderately attractive human being and that way you could get through that hurdle
00:56:43.000 and then you could like weaponize your autism with that, you know?
00:56:48.000 I think the...
00:56:49.000 It could have been great, Toad.
00:56:51.000 I'm Tim Drool.
00:56:52.000 I'm Tim with Downs.
00:56:53.000 Yeah.
00:56:54.000 And honestly, I think he posted another one and I think it's even, it's the most accurate
00:56:58.000 is that it switches Top with Toad and it puts where Top is at now with Clint.
00:57:04.000 And then it puts Toad in the middle. 0.97
00:57:06.000 And I was like, I think that's the fucking best. 0.85
00:57:08.000 It's because like, at that point it gets all of us... 0.95
00:57:11.000 Do we have it here?
00:57:12.000 I don't know.
00:57:13.000 It's on his page.
00:57:14.000 He has it. 1.00
00:57:15.000 Cole, why are you not even defending yourself that you sound dumb or dumb? 0.99
00:57:18.000 Because I just think it's funny. 0.99
00:57:20.000 Like I understand how I sound.
00:57:22.000 I'm not gonna... 0.99
00:57:24.000 Yeah, I'm okay with being put in the top and I'm also okay with being sound smart is dumb. 0.95
00:57:28.000 It's like, that's true too. 0.56
00:57:30.000 But yeah, this one is the most accurate.
00:57:32.000 I think this one is the most accurate and like, because Toad is completely...
00:57:36.000 I don't know, average isn't correct, but like he... 0.98
00:57:39.000 I'm right where my dick is. 1.00
00:57:41.000 All of it is him. 1.00
00:57:42.000 He is everything.
00:57:43.000 It's just aesthetically pleasing because he's got his hands up perfectly like this in the middle
00:57:47.000 and it's just like, that's where he should be, you know? 0.98
00:57:49.000 This is where my dick should be too, so it all makes sense. 1.00
00:57:52.000 Yeah, your dick is very average. 1.00
00:57:54.000 Good point. 1.00
00:57:55.000 All right.
00:57:56.000 Moving on.
00:57:57.000 That's another great one.
00:57:58.000 Make it like, is big, sounds big.
00:58:01.000 Or like, is small, sounds small.
00:58:04.000 Oh, that'd be a good one.
00:58:05.000 Because my voice...
00:58:06.000 Sounds small, is small.
00:58:08.000 I'm a weird conundrum because I am really short, but I'm also really thick.
00:58:12.000 But then I feel like my voice isn't like a very masculine voice either.
00:58:16.000 So, but then... 0.97
00:58:17.000 No, you sound like a homosexual. 0.96
00:58:18.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:58:21.000 Very much don't match up in a lot of ways.
00:58:25.000 I think...
00:58:26.000 That's actually... 0.99
00:58:27.000 That's a good way of rating the dicks. 0.98
00:58:28.000 Like, if we could just put the dicks in little squares like this here. 0.98
00:58:31.000 And then like, what were you saying? 0.91
00:58:33.000 Is big, is small.
00:58:35.000 Sounds big.
00:58:36.000 Looks...
00:58:37.000 Yes, looks big, looks small.
00:58:38.000 But like, is big and then looks big are two different things.
00:58:41.000 You know?
00:58:42.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.
00:58:43.000 It's grower versus shower, basically.
00:58:45.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:58:46.000 And have Toad put the dicks anywhere on this chart that he thinks that that goes. 0.95
00:58:51.000 Toad, we're in our deep. 0.85
00:58:52.000 This is another reference point.
00:58:53.000 Please, please run a video or something.
00:58:55.000 Yeah.
00:58:56.000 We're definitely... 1.00
00:58:57.000 We've talked about his dick for an hour. 1.00
00:58:59.000 Or do you want to go... 1.00
00:59:00.000 The iPhone shit was so fucking funny to me. 1.00
00:59:02.000 We can do the iPhone shit, yeah. 1.00
00:59:03.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:59:04.000 Pull that up.
00:59:05.000 Do you want to start with the one we saw first or start with the actual beginning of the story?
00:59:09.000 I don't care.
00:59:10.000 Because there's two...
00:59:11.000 Okay, so I'll just start with the stories.
00:59:13.000 I know what happened.
00:59:14.000 Because I kind of did a deep dive into this.
00:59:15.000 I thought it was really funny.
00:59:16.000 Yeah, this is the first video we saw.
00:59:18.000 Right.
00:59:19.000 And all you see is just a bunch of...
00:59:20.000 Cole, the only time...
00:59:21.000 Yo, hold up. 0.87
00:59:22.000 The only time Cole does deep dives is when he sees a viral racist story.
00:59:26.000 And he's like, I got to get to the bottom of this.
00:59:29.000 Also, I do want to celebrate that we saw the year anniversary of the time that the Indians went against the blacks on Twitter about George Floyd.
00:59:36.000 Yeah.
00:59:37.000 That was a year, like, yesterday.
00:59:39.000 And it was still one of the best moments ever in Twitter history.
00:59:43.000 Whatever. 0.76
00:59:44.000 Oh, the Indians versus the blacks? 1.00
00:59:45.000 Yeah, that's it. 0.62
00:59:46.000 Yes.
00:59:47.000 Oh, it was...
00:59:48.000 It was the best.
00:59:49.000 Oh, God.
00:59:50.000 That's my favorite.
00:59:51.000 Like, he's...
00:59:52.000 It's like the best in the way that Joe Rogan is the biggest podcast.
00:59:54.000 Like, by leaps and bounds.
00:59:55.000 Wow.
00:59:56.000 Yeah, it's not even close.
00:59:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:58.000 Like, in the way that we are, like, the largest militarized nation.
01:00:00.000 Like, in that...
01:00:01.000 Behind other nations. 0.93
01:00:02.000 Yeah, it's like us, and then, like, tens of millions of people, and then, like, the next one.
01:00:07.000 It's great.
01:00:08.000 It's in Ryan.
01:00:09.000 Which is actually solid.
01:00:10.000 Which Ryan?
01:00:11.000 What?
01:00:12.000 The Indians versus the blacks was my favorite World Series. 1.00
01:00:17.000 We should just DM Dave Smith from the Tower Gang account with Toad's dick and just say, 0.98
01:00:23.000 guess who? 0.99
01:00:24.000 That's it.
01:00:25.000 That's it.
01:00:26.000 And then drop the link.
01:00:27.000 Drop the link.
01:00:28.000 Here's the link for tonight.
01:00:29.000 My body is in it.
01:00:30.000 It's so obvious.
01:00:31.000 Jesus.
01:00:32.000 Oh.
01:00:33.000 Yo, that was probably...
01:00:34.000 Yo, that was the most insulting part about Toad sending it in the DM, is that he, like, 1.00
01:00:37.000 kind of coyishly pretended like it wasn't his, and is like, nigga, I know that's your dick. 1.00
01:00:41.000 What are you doing? 1.00
01:00:42.000 Like, that's obviously your fucking little fat man little boy body. 1.00
01:00:44.000 Why are you lying to me right now? 1.00
01:00:45.000 You can see his mole in it.
01:00:46.000 Your mole. 1.00
01:00:47.000 Yeah, you can see his fucking mole. 1.00
01:00:48.000 Exactly. 0.99
01:00:49.000 Yeah, and my shower curtain.
01:00:50.000 And Clint has been in that bathroom before.
01:00:53.000 I was like...
01:00:54.000 So offensive. 1.00
01:00:55.000 Just send your dick and be proud about it. 1.00
01:00:56.000 I wanted it to include your face so I could fucking dick dox you to 100,000 people. 1.00
01:01:00.000 I said I'm somewhat proud about it. 1.00
01:01:02.000 I don't know.
01:01:03.000 I have peen pride.
01:01:04.000 Oh, clearly you do.
01:01:05.000 Be confident.
01:01:06.000 Be confident.
01:01:07.000 Yeah.
01:01:08.000 Would he send it if he wasn't confident?
01:01:09.000 Whatever, but it's better than anyone would have expected.
01:01:12.000 Why did you send it?
01:01:13.000 I still, like, we still don't know why.
01:01:15.000 Why? 0.99
01:01:16.000 Because he's a homosexual. 1.00
01:01:17.000 No, it's just... 0.99
01:01:18.000 No, we're done with this.
01:01:19.000 We got it.
01:01:20.000 We got it.
01:01:21.000 No, this is the most important question, Cole.
01:01:22.000 Yeah.
01:01:23.000 Yeah, Toad.
01:01:24.000 Tell us why.
01:01:25.000 Why does he do anything?
01:01:26.000 Stop, Toad.
01:01:27.000 You want to get into this?
01:01:28.000 You want to get into his whole psyche?
01:01:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:01:31.000 I want to get into his psyche, Cole.
01:01:32.000 That's basically what 90% of the show has been for the past year, so...
01:01:36.000 Here's why I did it.
01:01:37.000 Here's why I did it.
01:01:38.000 Because I'm competitive and I wanted to compete against Raven.
01:01:41.000 Hell yeah.
01:01:42.000 But you have eyes that work. 1.00
01:01:44.000 You knew your dick didn't compete with Raven. 1.00
01:01:45.000 Why are you lying? 1.00
01:01:46.000 No.
01:01:47.000 No, no.
01:01:48.000 He's a competitor.
01:01:49.000 He likes to throw the fight.
01:01:50.000 Top said it does, man.
01:01:52.000 It's close.
01:01:53.000 It's close at all. 1.00
01:01:54.000 This is how much of a fucking delusional lunatic this guy is. 1.00
01:01:56.000 He bet on Raven. 1.00
01:01:57.000 He put all his money on Raven, then. 0.98
01:02:00.000 He's trying to cook the books for the dick bits. 0.99
01:02:03.000 Yeah, dude. 0.99
01:02:04.000 I put all...
01:02:05.000 No, no, no.
01:02:06.000 Yeah.
01:02:07.000 I put all my... 0.99
01:02:08.000 Dude, you're throwing a dick bet? 0.99
01:02:09.000 That's a crazy thing to do. 0.98
01:02:10.000 Dude, I bet all my money on the Baltimore Raven, man. 0.99
01:02:14.000 It's like, whenever a girl is like, I don't really want to fuck you, and he's like, 0.99
01:02:18.000 listen, I have... 1.00
01:02:19.000 Dude, I need the trophy here. 1.00
01:02:23.000 I guarantee you that Lainey blows Toad's dick out of the water. 1.00
01:02:27.000 That's a joke. 0.99
01:02:28.000 I have four of my closest male friends tell me in confidence that that was a nice, solid 0.99
01:02:34.000 cock. 0.99
01:02:35.000 No, Lainey...
01:02:36.000 Lainey...
01:02:37.000 Is this why you did it, Toad?
01:02:38.000 Why does Toad sound like JFK? 1.00
01:02:40.000 Ask not what you can do for the gang, but what your dick can do for... 1.00
01:02:44.000 I fucked it up. 1.00
01:02:47.000 Because I'm from Boston, and I will send my penis to the moon, and this, that, and the 1.00
01:02:53.000 other thing. 1.00
01:02:54.000 Ask not what your cock can do for you. 1.00
01:02:57.000 Sorry. 0.99
01:02:58.000 I feel like he was trying to establish dominance over us.
01:03:01.000 Well, it ain't gonna work, dude. 1.00
01:03:02.000 Your dick isn't fucking better than mine. 1.00
01:03:03.000 Actually, it is gonna work because Clint absolutely refused to send his dick. 1.00
01:03:08.000 At all. 1.00
01:03:09.000 I'm not gonna send my dick to you guys. 1.00
01:03:10.000 It's crazy. 1.00
01:03:11.000 So, technically, Toad did fucking mog you on this. 0.98
01:03:13.000 I genuinely find it sad. 0.95
01:03:15.000 Technically, he mogged me.
01:03:16.000 Yeah, because...
01:03:17.000 Real quick.
01:03:18.000 No, no. 1.00
01:03:19.000 I genuinely find it sad you would not send your friends a bitch to your dick. 1.00
01:03:22.000 I don't send... 1.00
01:03:23.000 And it made me cry a little inside when I told you this.
01:03:26.000 And you said, I've never sent one to my friends.
01:03:29.000 And I was like, that's so sad.
01:03:30.000 Well, yeah, no.
01:03:31.000 I want...
01:03:32.000 Like I said... 1.00
01:03:33.000 You've never had a close female friend, and you're like, haha, that was my dick. 1.00
01:03:35.000 Dude, I want... 1.00
01:03:36.000 He giggling.
01:03:37.000 He he he he.
01:03:38.000 Dude, I want that award, man. 1.00
01:03:39.000 He's so like penis. 0.99
01:03:40.000 I want that award, man, right next to, like, High School Perfect Attendance, and whatever, and, 1.00
01:03:44.000 Chess Club Winner, whatever I have, and then it's most scrumdedly umptious penis. 0.99
01:03:48.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:03:49.000 Sour dick. 1.00
01:03:50.000 Right next to... 1.00
01:03:51.000 But you knew you couldn't win. 1.00
01:03:52.000 You saw Raven's dick. 1.00
01:03:53.000 Do you have eyes that function? 1.00
01:03:55.000 Right. 1.00
01:03:56.000 Raven's dick is better. 1.00
01:03:57.000 You know this. 1.00
01:03:58.000 Is it?
01:03:59.000 Is it subjective, though?
01:04:00.000 Is it subjective, though?
01:04:01.000 Because...
01:04:02.000 Yeah.
01:04:03.000 It's subjective.
01:04:04.000 It's not.
01:04:05.000 He has an...
01:04:06.000 Hold on, hold on.
01:04:07.000 Yes, it is.
01:04:08.000 I want to get this point out there. 0.99
01:04:09.000 That he has an objective dick. 1.00
01:04:10.000 Like, we know what his dick is. 1.00
01:04:11.000 You have a Schrodinger's dick. 1.00
01:04:12.000 We don't know what your dick is like. 1.00
01:04:13.000 You talk about it that it's big. 1.00
01:04:14.000 But since you haven't sent it... 1.00
01:04:15.000 No, I don't say my dick's big. 1.00
01:04:16.000 I don't say my dick's big. 1.00
01:04:17.000 I just say it's definitely better than Toad's. 0.99
01:04:18.000 But because Toad has sent it, we have to go with the one that is the objective truth
01:04:23.000 right now. 1.00
01:04:24.000 Look, you're not going to fucking mind fuck me into sending my dick to you guys. 1.00
01:04:27.000 But Toad's dick is better than mine. 1.00
01:04:29.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
01:04:30.000 I'm not sending the picture of my dick to you. 1.00
01:04:31.000 This is the gayest thing ever. 1.00
01:04:32.000 You're homosexuals. 1.00
01:04:33.000 Cole's using reverse psychology to get clint to show his dick. 1.00
01:04:36.000 I mean, no, he brings up a good point. 1.00
01:04:38.000 He talks a big dick game, but I ain't seen no goddamn dick. 1.00
01:04:41.000 My dick is above average. 1.00
01:04:43.000 We'll leave it at that. 1.00
01:04:44.000 I'm not sending it to you, you fucking hummos. 1.00
01:04:46.000 All right. 0.99
01:04:47.000 Are we going to watch this live?
01:04:48.000 I'm going to hit up one of your old flames.
01:04:50.000 Go ahead.
01:04:51.000 Go ahead.
01:04:52.000 And they'll tell you the same thing. 0.99
01:04:53.000 I don't send dick pics. 0.99
01:04:54.000 Maybe that's why he got so defensive when we were talking about taking an inch off his 1.00
01:04:58.000 dick. 1.00
01:04:59.000 He's like, I really can't afford that. 1.00
01:05:01.000 I hear you don't send dick pics to chicks, and I'm like, you know what? 0.99
01:05:05.000 That's logical. 0.99
01:05:06.000 When you're like, don't send them to your boys.
01:05:07.000 I'm like...
01:05:08.000 And not even that you just hadn't.
01:05:10.000 It was that you wouldn't.
01:05:11.000 And I was just like, wow.
01:05:13.000 Imagine to cage up your inner child like that. 0.99
01:05:16.000 None of my guy friends have sent me their dicks either. 1.00
01:05:19.000 You're the first group of fucking guy friends that I've ever had that are just like, here's 1.00
01:05:22.000 my dick. 1.00
01:05:23.000 Here's my dick. 1.00
01:05:24.000 Here's my dick. 1.00
01:05:25.000 I don't know what the fuck this is. 1.00
01:05:26.000 My cousin's dick one time, I opened up the bathroom door, and my cousin, I swear to God, 1.00
01:05:31.000 he was like this. 1.00
01:05:32.000 You're gonna see my shorts. 1.00
01:05:33.000 But he was like, like a fucking bird, and he had his dick up like this, and he's shaving 1.00
01:05:38.000 his nuts. 1.00
01:05:39.000 Like right under his nuts. 1.00
01:05:40.000 And I was like, that was the first time I've seen his dick. 1.00
01:05:42.000 Come by. 0.99
01:05:43.000 He'll be at Skank Fest with me.
01:05:45.000 Help me with the merch.
01:05:46.000 So come by and say hi if you're there.
01:05:47.000 Was it with the Nadeau razor though?
01:05:48.000 Is that what he was using?
01:05:49.000 Oh, Nadeau, was it?
01:05:50.000 No, this was years ago.
01:05:51.000 Yeah, Nadeau, right?
01:05:52.000 We still have that sponsor.
01:05:53.000 Go figure.
01:05:54.000 Go figure.
01:05:55.000 I want to read that.
01:05:56.000 That's why I said it, yeah.
01:05:57.000 Minimizing grown hair.
01:05:58.000 Razor burn.
01:05:59.000 Irritable.
01:06:00.000 Irritation.
01:06:01.000 100% recyclable.
01:06:02.000 Plastic free razors.
01:06:03.000 There you go.
01:06:04.000 There's a reason I read the ads, apparently.
01:06:06.000 Nadeau Shave Co.
01:06:07.000 Nadeau Shave Co.
01:06:08.000 That's N-A-D-E-A-U Shave Co. 0.99
01:06:11.000 When you want to see your cousin shaving his testicles for no apparent reason while he's 0.99
01:06:15.000 perched up on his chair cacawing at you, you gotta use Nadeau. 0.99
01:06:18.000 That's the only way.
01:06:19.000 N-A-D-E-A-U Shave Co.
01:06:21.000 Promo code GANG, I think, for 15% off.
01:06:24.000 TOWER GANG.
01:06:25.000 TOWER GANG.
01:06:26.000 TOWER GANG. 0.99
01:06:27.000 When I want to mog the homies with a dick pic and throw that right down, I want to look 1.00
01:06:32.000 all nice. 0.99
01:06:33.000 I gotta use Nadeau.
01:06:34.000 Clean that up.
01:06:35.000 Trim that up.
01:06:36.000 Manscape. 0.99
01:06:37.000 And then throw that dick pic right in the chair. 1.00
01:06:38.000 If you have a borderline average dick like Toad, you gotta use Nadeau. 1.00
01:06:42.000 N-A-D-E-A-U Shave Co. 1.00
01:06:45.000 Promo code TOWER GANG.
01:06:46.000 What was sad is that Toad wasn't completely bald like one of Jose's cats.
01:06:51.000 And that's what I was hoping for. 0.99
01:06:52.000 I was hoping you'd pull down and it looked like Cornstar dick. 1.00
01:06:56.000 That's what I was hoping for. 1.00
01:06:57.000 No, I'm a man.
01:06:58.000 I'm a man, bro.
01:06:59.000 And here's the question.
01:07:00.000 It wasn't a recent picture.
01:07:01.000 He had that picture.
01:07:02.000 He had that picture.
01:07:03.000 I'm a man.
01:07:04.000 I'm a man.
01:07:05.000 Why did you have that picture in your phone?
01:07:06.000 Because you didn't just take it and send it to us.
01:07:08.000 100% you didn't.
01:07:09.000 It wasn't in my phone.
01:07:10.000 Yeah, he just took that. 0.98
01:07:11.000 How the fuck did you send it? 0.97
01:07:13.000 I think he had it stored. 1.00
01:07:15.000 That's the one he sends to Poppy and all these other dumb bitches. 1.00
01:07:18.000 And then you send us that one. 1.00
01:07:20.000 Why?
01:07:21.000 You didn't take that picture fresh.
01:07:22.000 I might have sent it to her.
01:07:24.000 I don't know.
01:07:25.000 Yeah, of course you did.
01:07:26.000 So it's an old picture, right?
01:07:27.000 Probably.
01:07:28.000 It's not a fresh picture. 0.99
01:07:30.000 That's fresh cock. 1.00
01:07:31.000 It's not fresh cock. 0.99
01:07:32.000 That is right. 1.00
01:07:33.000 Oh, what the fuck? 1.00
01:07:34.000 I thought I was getting fresh cock. 1.00
01:07:35.000 You're not even... 1.00
01:07:36.000 Disqualified.
01:07:37.000 What? 1.00
01:07:38.000 You gotta send fresh dick. 1.00
01:07:40.000 No, dude. 1.00
01:07:41.000 Raven, you're in. 1.00
01:07:42.000 Fuck him. 1.00
01:07:43.000 The reason is I haven't manscaped. 1.00
01:07:44.000 This guy is sending stale dick. 0.99
01:07:45.000 No, I haven't manscaped. 1.00
01:07:46.000 Can we please get into the black people stealing phones? 1.00
01:07:48.000 Not true. 0.98
01:07:49.000 I used it the other day to shave my neck and it literally didn't feel...
01:07:52.000 I used it dry.
01:07:53.000 We ran out of shaving cream and I was like, I gotta shave my neck.
01:07:56.000 Oh yeah, I use it dry every time.
01:07:57.000 So I used Nadeau and it literally didn't feel like a thing.
01:08:00.000 It was amazing.
01:08:01.000 Shaved it perfectly clean.
01:08:02.000 I loved it.
01:08:03.000 Thank you Nadeau.
01:08:04.000 It's some of the best I've ever used.
01:08:06.000 Oh God. 0.97
01:08:07.000 Not fresh cock. 0.99
01:08:08.000 Yeah, I do want to get... 0.99
01:08:09.000 Oh yeah, sorry. 0.99
01:08:10.000 It's so weird that Josie just watched this for an hour while we talked about Toad's dick. 1.00
01:08:14.000 Crazy. 0.99
01:08:15.000 She's curious about it.
01:08:17.000 I...
01:08:18.000 It was actually... 0.98
01:08:20.000 It was younger dick because I was younger in that picture. 0.97
01:08:23.000 My wife was asking me, she was like, what are you laughing about? 1.00
01:08:26.000 And I was like, Toad just sent us a picture of his dick. 1.00
01:08:28.000 She's like, no way. 0.99
01:08:29.000 And I was like, I feel like you should see it.
01:08:31.000 Do you want to see this?
01:08:32.000 No, come on. 0.85
01:08:33.000 She's like, no, I don't want to see it.
01:08:35.000 She actually said no, but I was willing to show her.
01:08:37.000 Elizabeth said no as well.
01:08:38.000 It's just so crazy.
01:08:39.000 Elizabeth also said no.
01:08:40.000 Elizabeth was like, I've already seen it. 0.99
01:08:42.000 He jerked off in front of me. 0.98
01:08:43.000 That's what I said to her. 1.00
01:08:44.000 I was like, you've already seen it.
01:08:45.000 Who cares?
01:08:46.000 Have you guys ever asked your chicks about back in their before days?
01:08:49.000 Oh, I always ask every girlfriend if I'm the biggest they've been with and they always
01:08:53.000 lie to me.
01:08:54.000 It's dope. 0.55
01:08:55.000 They always lie to me. 0.99
01:08:56.000 It's the dick pics. 0.99
01:08:58.000 I asked my wife, I know you've probably gotten so many unsolicited dick pics in your 1.00
01:09:02.000 life just being a woman. 0.99
01:09:04.000 Do you not have an album?
01:09:06.000 If that happened to me, there would be an album just to be funny.
01:09:11.000 And be like, look at all these dits of random people. 1.00
01:09:13.000 Oh, dick pics are like of tits. 1.00
01:09:14.000 If you got like random tits from women. 1.00
01:09:15.000 If women did what guys do. 1.00
01:09:16.000 If women did what guys do. 1.00
01:09:18.000 Do you keep all the nudes?
01:09:19.000 Well, you guys all got married so young.
01:09:21.000 Maybe this doesn't work for you.
01:09:22.000 But do you keep all the nudes of all the girls that have sent them to you?
01:09:24.000 Or no?
01:09:25.000 I did, but I've lost all of those so long ago.
01:09:27.000 Same.
01:09:28.000 Same.
01:09:29.000 I had them for like half way through the marriage somewhere. 1.00
01:09:31.000 Don't shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:09:32.000 It's on like my Yahoo email or something like that from fucking 30 years ago. 0.99
01:09:36.000 Yeah, I think there's an old email that if I remember the password I probably...
01:09:39.000 Wait, you had them, you kept them in email?
01:09:41.000 Wow.
01:09:42.000 Yeah, dude.
01:09:43.000 Yeah, dude, this was a long time ago.
01:09:44.000 Dude, this is what I don't understand.
01:09:45.000 This is what, because every time I hear like there's like a leak, they're like...
01:09:47.000 Y'all are old. 0.99
01:09:48.000 Like some guy will be like, they searched his emails and they found all this shit. 1.00
01:09:52.000 I'm like, who the fuck is sending like sex messages over email? 0.99
01:09:55.000 Oh, what I would do is I'd send them from my phone to my email to save them as a backup. 0.99
01:10:00.000 That was my mail.
01:10:02.000 Back in high school.
01:10:03.000 Before iCloud.
01:10:04.000 Before you put them up in the cloud, you had to save it to your Yahoo email.
01:10:08.000 Why was I getting them via email?
01:10:09.000 You know where you get them from?
01:10:11.000 Like back in the day, I got them from email and then on AIM.
01:10:14.000 I had a sidekick.
01:10:15.000 Yup.
01:10:16.000 Are you pretending to be some hot dude? 0.99
01:10:18.000 Dude, Top, you look like a nigga that would have a sidekick for real. 1.00
01:10:21.000 Straight up. 1.00
01:10:22.000 Top is like a nigga that would have a sidekick. 1.00
01:10:24.000 Top the type of nigga that would have a sidekick for real, for real. 1.00
01:10:27.000 Yeah, but Top not the type of nigga that would have a Nextel. 1.00
01:10:30.000 You know it was like either sidekick or Nextel.
01:10:33.000 And you look down on people with Nextels.
01:10:36.000 I guarantee that.
01:10:37.000 Speaking of old phones, how about these more modern phones here?
01:10:40.000 Yeah, let's get back to the thing we've been trying to do.
01:10:43.000 So I'll give the backstory on this.
01:10:45.000 This is in Philadelphia.
01:10:46.000 I'll let you finish Cole, but real quick, back to what we were written on. 1.00
01:10:49.000 Ah, fuck you. 1.00
01:10:50.000 So this is in Philadelphia. 1.00
01:10:52.000 And then this is the first thing I saw on this. 0.99
01:10:54.000 And I was just like, why the fuck are they just like, go play the video. 1.00
01:10:58.000 Do you know how dumb you have to be to try and fucking shut the people up? 1.00
01:11:01.000 No, no, no, hold on. 1.00
01:11:02.000 I want to play the video first.
01:11:03.000 Because this is the first thing we saw.
01:11:04.000 And I want to go off working backwards to what actually happened.
01:11:07.000 Yeah, we hadn't seen the full video yet.
01:11:09.000 This is crazy.
01:11:10.000 Oh my God, this is crazy.
01:11:11.000 Poor's orange juice on it.
01:11:12.000 Poor's orange juice on it.
01:11:13.000 Ain't nothing.
01:11:14.000 Oh my God, all these iPhones.
01:11:17.000 And they still going on.
01:11:18.000 Was that fabuloso if she was pouring on it?
01:11:20.000 No.
01:11:21.000 It was orange.
01:11:22.000 It was orange.
01:11:23.000 It was orange.
01:11:24.000 Oh my God, this is crazy.
01:11:26.000 Oh my God, this is crazy.
01:11:28.000 So the best part is this like, like these iPhones going on.
01:11:32.000 And the first thing I thought I was like, what is going on?
01:11:34.000 Like, why are, like, are they just like for the one time they like set alarms for waking
01:11:38.000 up at work and they just forgot. 0.95
01:11:39.000 Like, they're like, oh shit, people were actually working. 0.98
01:11:41.000 They got all scared or something. 0.99
01:11:43.000 Um, like, wait, that was your first thought?
01:11:47.000 Oh no. 0.66
01:11:48.000 That black people had to be to work and they didn't know what an alarm was? 0.97
01:11:50.000 And they were like, ah, I gotta wake up on time. 0.65
01:11:53.000 Oh no, the loud beep.
01:11:55.000 The loud beep.
01:11:56.000 See, I, I, I, I assumed that it was multiple things.
01:12:00.000 I assumed that they had just stolen them, but then that they were beeping and they had
01:12:04.000 to, like, I think I assumed like the correct story basically.
01:12:07.000 Then digging into it, I found out, okay, so what happened is there was a, a rash of 0.92
01:12:11.000 fucking, um, like, I, like Apple store break-ins, ceiling birds to pocket birds. 0.96
01:12:17.000 Uh, pocket birds. 1.00
01:12:20.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
01:12:21.000 In Philadelphia, there was like a bunch of break-ins to Apple stores and they just stole 1.00
01:12:25.000 all the fucking, uh, like the floor, like the ones that you can just think of iPhones 0.99
01:12:30.000 and iPads and shit. 1.00
01:12:32.000 Bro, you gotta burn your pocket? 1.00
01:12:33.000 What the fuck that cheek? 1.00
01:12:34.000 What'd that be, dude? 1.00
01:12:36.000 It's doing a mad chirp. 0.99
01:12:38.000 Yo, this shit just peeping like, nah, it's not like, you, you, you walk around with a ceiling 0.99
01:12:41.000 in your pants, bro? 1.00
01:12:44.000 Where the hallway at?
01:12:45.000 We in the middle of the road.
01:12:46.000 I feel like I'm right inside my house.
01:12:51.000 That's the funniest part is that, like, so they, also, so they stole, like, and you can
01:12:56.000 play the other, you can play the other video, the one of, like, actually showing them, uh,
01:13:00.000 yeah, this one.
01:13:01.000 Dude, honest to God, this, this chick's narration is, like, as close as I've ever come to being
01:13:05.000 actually racist.
01:13:06.000 Look at this, I've never seen this.
01:13:07.000 Dude, do you want to read, uh, crass and see in your video?
01:13:10.000 No. 1.00
01:13:11.000 No, no, just go fuck that guy. 1.00
01:13:12.000 Just play the video, this is all you do. 1.00
01:13:13.000 Oh! 0.60
01:13:14.000 Oh! 0.60
01:13:15.000 Oh! 0.60
01:13:16.000 Oh! 0.60
01:13:17.000 What's going on?
01:13:18.000 Oh! 0.60
01:13:19.000 Oh! 0.60
01:13:20.000 Oh! 0.60
01:13:21.000 They're breaking into the store, the Apple store.
01:13:22.000 It's happening!
01:13:23.000 They're breaking into an Apple store.
01:13:24.000 Play it, play it, play it, play it.
01:13:25.000 It's happening!
01:13:26.000 It's happening!
01:13:27.000 It's happening!
01:13:28.000 It's happening!
01:13:29.000 It's happening!
01:13:30.000 It's happening!
01:13:31.000 It's happening!
01:13:32.000 Oh, my mama's happening! 1.00
01:13:33.000 Oh, my God, mama! 1.00
01:13:35.000 Oh, my God!
01:13:36.000 She has her mom out there! 1.00
01:13:37.000 Oh, shit! 1.00
01:13:38.000 Oh, my God! 1.00
01:13:39.000 It's happening!
01:13:40.000 It's happening!
01:13:41.000 It's happening!
01:13:42.000 This is real!
01:13:43.000 This is real!
01:13:44.000 This is real!
01:13:45.000 Got one!
01:13:46.000 Got one!
01:13:47.000 Got one!
01:13:48.000 Got one!
01:13:49.000 Got one!
01:13:50.000 Got one!
01:13:51.000 Got one!
01:13:52.000 What is she saying?
01:13:53.000 Got one?
01:13:54.000 Got one!
01:13:55.000 Got one!
01:13:56.000 Like an iPhone!
01:13:57.000 I know, I think they're saying got one as in the store.
01:13:59.000 Oh, really?
01:14:00.000 Yeah.
01:14:01.000 I don't know.
01:14:02.000 Got one!
01:14:03.000 Look, security running! 1.00
01:14:05.000 Oh, shit! 1.00
01:14:06.000 What's that? 1.00
01:14:07.000 Was that faceless?
01:14:08.000 Yeah!
01:14:09.000 Faceless!
01:14:10.000 Faceless!
01:14:11.000 So, then...
01:14:12.000 Okay, so...
01:14:13.000 And I looked at it...
01:14:14.000 So, apparently...
01:14:15.000 You can pause it. 1.00
01:14:16.000 We just gonna let that bitch's voice fly? 1.00
01:14:18.000 Like... 1.00
01:14:19.000 No, that's crazy.
01:14:20.000 No, I'm not.
01:14:21.000 So, what happens is, if you steal from an Apple store, they already prepared for this.
01:14:26.000 Uh...
01:14:27.000 An Apple store!
01:14:28.000 An Apple store!
01:14:29.000 An Apple store!
01:14:30.000 Jesus Christ!
01:14:31.000 Oh! 0.60
01:14:32.000 And they work off of Wi-Fi, so once they're off the Wi-Fi, or outside of the range of the
01:14:37.000 Wi-Fi, they immediately just shut down and do this thing where they just ring and, like, 0.74
01:14:41.000 fucking say, like, take me back to the store. 0.96
01:14:43.000 Like, it's what it says. 1.00
01:14:44.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:14:45.000 So, these fucking idiots thought they could just steal, like, the fucking ones that are just 1.00
01:14:48.000 sitting there. 1.00
01:14:49.000 The displays. 1.00
01:14:50.000 Like, they're so fucking dumb. 1.00
01:14:51.000 I worked on a cell phone store, so... 1.00
01:14:52.000 The better part about this is, instead of taking them back, they just destroy them.
01:14:56.000 Right.
01:14:57.000 They just, like, literally, like, they just throw them on the ground, they pour orange juice
01:15:00.000 on them.
01:15:01.000 Or not even taking them back, just leaving them.
01:15:02.000 Like, you don't have to...
01:15:03.000 They said throw...
01:15:04.000 If you go back to the first video, they said throw them in the sewer.
01:15:06.000 Yeah.
01:15:07.000 Is what they said.
01:15:08.000 They said throw them in the sewer. 0.91
01:15:09.000 Well, they understand...
01:15:10.000 It's not even the sewer.
01:15:11.000 It's a storm sewer. 1.00
01:15:12.000 You fucking... 1.00
01:15:13.000 One of the black dudes sprinting by goes, this is how they're tracking us, bro! 1.00
01:15:16.000 Break them! 0.99
01:15:17.000 Break them! 0.78
01:15:18.000 And that is true.
01:15:19.000 They actually do track them that way.
01:15:20.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:15:21.000 Plus, these fucking dumbasses are filming themselves, not only stealing, then destroying the property. 1.00
01:15:28.000 So, like... 1.00
01:15:29.000 Well, they don't value property, but they understand being career criminals.
01:15:33.000 Yo, like, our fingerprints are on this.
01:15:35.000 These are gonna track us.
01:15:36.000 We gotta get rid of them. 0.52
01:15:37.000 But then, because they're filming it, they have to smash the cameras that they're filming
01:15:40.000 with, too.
01:15:41.000 They forgot to do that.
01:15:42.000 Yeah, but...
01:15:43.000 That's the mysterious part about this.
01:15:45.000 They're all documenting their felonies, which I...
01:15:48.000 And it is a felony because each one of these are, like, $1,500.
01:15:51.000 Of course it's a felony. 0.99
01:15:52.000 We're gonna upload that shit to TikTok! 0.99
01:15:53.000 They're over the minimum amount for, like, a misdemeanor or whatever it is. 0.99
01:15:56.000 I'll be honest, at risk of something like me, this is worse than January 6th.
01:16:02.000 I legitimately believe that this is worse than January 6th.
01:16:06.000 One of the funniest things is LPNH actually did...
01:16:08.000 I don't want to get into LPNH, I'm sorry.
01:16:10.000 But it was actually pretty funny that, like, they've tweeted this about, and they said,
01:16:13.000 like, none of these people...
01:16:15.000 None of these people's lives are worth as much as an iPhone.
01:16:18.000 Yeah.
01:16:19.000 I think they said that iPhones are worth more than these people, is what they said.
01:16:23.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:16:24.000 And then Ryan Lawrence, one of the fucking idiots, was like, 1.00
01:16:27.000 it's not your property, so why do you care? 1.00
01:16:29.000 Or some shit like that. 1.00
01:16:30.000 Like, the dumbest fucking... 1.00
01:16:32.000 Like, yes, if we just make this normal, like, that's just fine. 1.00
01:16:37.000 What a bizarre statement.
01:16:39.000 Like, you live in a civilization that just permits complete theft of whatever you want, whenever you want,
01:16:44.000 and you just break it on the ground, and you say,
01:16:46.000 Got one!
01:16:47.000 Got one!
01:16:49.000 Dude, what?
01:16:50.000 It makes me racist, dude.
01:16:51.000 That video makes me racist.
01:16:52.000 Can we bring up...
01:16:53.000 Let's talk about this, though.
01:16:54.000 What else happens?
01:16:55.000 Wait up, it is a good question.
01:16:56.000 So, about $1,500 for an iPhone or an iPad, depending on how big it is.
01:17:01.000 Monetarily, what's worth more? 0.94
01:17:02.000 One of these black people, like, if you had them as a slave... 1.00
01:17:05.000 They're not working. 0.99
01:17:06.000 They're not producing.
01:17:07.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:17:08.000 Yeah, no, it's...
01:17:09.000 It's so much more functional.
01:17:10.000 They produce kids.
01:17:11.000 Like, how much do you value a kid?
01:17:12.000 But it's only an iPhone, yeah.
01:17:13.000 So, wait, we're talking about what their market worth is in the slave trade, right?
01:17:20.000 Is that what we're talking about?
01:17:21.000 No, but it's just...
01:17:22.000 I think on an open-air slave market, I would probably pay more for the iPhone.
01:17:29.000 Yeah, me too.
01:17:30.000 Yeah, but here's the thing, though.
01:17:31.000 We're not thinking about, like, the black market for organs and kidneys and stuff.
01:17:35.000 That's true.
01:17:36.000 I think it would be pretty close.
01:17:37.000 Yeah.
01:17:38.000 Once you get into that type of stuff, yeah, it's gonna blow it. 1.00
01:17:41.000 Dude, the bitch that's screaming got one. 1.00
01:17:43.000 They have problems. 1.00
01:17:44.000 She's got diabetes. 1.00
01:17:45.000 Like, all of her fucking... 1.00
01:17:46.000 They got sickle cell. 1.00
01:17:47.000 They all got sickle cell.
01:17:48.000 Like, you're not gonna be able to use it.
01:17:49.000 My body would reject... 0.99
01:17:52.000 Yeah, my body would reject any black organs. 0.98
01:17:55.000 And we've... 0.99
01:17:56.000 The only black organ... 1.00
01:17:57.000 You better accept the black dicks, you fucker. 1.00
01:17:58.000 Wait, stop that! 1.00
01:17:59.000 Say it again! 0.73
01:18:00.000 Say it again, but slower.
01:18:02.000 Say it one more time, but slower, please. 0.99
01:18:04.000 My body would reject black organs. 0.99
01:18:07.000 Toad with a banger! 0.99
01:18:08.000 Oh, beautiful. 1.00
01:18:10.000 And you know, the only black organ that I would potentially want to steal would be the dick, but we've established that I don't need that. 0.99
01:18:17.000 See, he kept going too far. 0.99
01:18:19.000 No, no, you wouldn't need it.
01:18:20.000 Wasn't he really good to begin with?
01:18:22.000 We were just like, what? 0.99
01:18:23.000 I was already trying to go there, and I was already trying to tell you that you should accept a black organ, and it should be the dick, and that's what you should accept. 1.00
01:18:30.000 Oh. 0.99
01:18:31.000 But... 0.99
01:18:32.000 Like sexually in me, or to replace mine? 0.98
01:18:34.000 Do you remember... 0.77
01:18:35.000 Do you remember when we were on Elijah Toppin, uh, Clinton?
01:18:38.000 Do you remember when on Elijah Schaefer's show, and he did the whole Paris riots thing, and he called them, um...
01:18:43.000 Oh, what did he call...
01:18:44.000 It was so fucking fun, because there was another video, like, just like this, but he was like... 0.96
01:18:47.000 Papas Fritz. 0.95
01:18:48.000 He was like, why does this happen everywhere?
01:18:50.000 Why is it all...
01:18:51.000 Like, it's just...
01:18:52.000 It's one pe...
01:18:53.000 It's one type of people, and...
01:18:55.000 Ever...
01:18:56.000 Around the world!
01:18:57.000 Yeah.
01:18:58.000 It's always...
01:18:59.000 It's like...
01:19:00.000 Always the same video.
01:19:01.000 It's not like this is...
01:19:02.000 It's always the same video.
01:19:03.000 You just change the language a little bit, but it's always... 0.92
01:19:05.000 And the funnest... 1.00
01:19:06.000 In fairness, during the Black Lives Matter riots, there was white people that were jacking shit 1.00
01:19:11.000 in LA and shit too. 1.00
01:19:12.000 I guess so. 0.99
01:19:13.000 Yeah.
01:19:14.000 I guess so.
01:19:15.000 It was predominantly not white.
01:19:16.000 You know, there was white people.
01:19:17.000 Instead of got one, they're just shouting, jay un, jay un.
01:19:21.000 No, that's the thing, dude.
01:19:22.000 That's French jokes. 0.99
01:19:23.000 One of the funny things I did see is in South Africa, there was a riot at a mall, and they
01:19:28.000 looted every mall store, except their one bookstore that was in the mall, was completely...
01:19:32.000 I'm not like...
01:19:33.000 You can find the video, I think I sent it.
01:19:35.000 Dude.
01:19:36.000 And it was just the bookstore was not looted. 0.97
01:19:38.000 And it was so fucking funny. 0.92
01:19:39.000 Dude, unironically, if I was there in this scenario, pure chaos, everyone looting, and 0.93
01:19:44.000 I already have everything I need back in my house, I'm totally going to the bookstore.
01:19:48.000 Like, books...
01:19:49.000 Like, if you go to a bookstore, there are some nice... 1.00
01:19:51.000 You're a faggot. 1.00
01:19:52.000 They're so goddamn expensive. 1.00
01:19:53.000 It's not feasible. 0.98
01:19:54.000 You know what I mean?
01:19:55.000 That's why Amazon dominated. 1.00
01:19:56.000 You're such a faggot, dude. 1.00
01:19:57.000 But, like, there's something nice about, like, the physical bookstore, I'd just be perusing, 1.00
01:20:02.000 like, oh, I'll take that one.
01:20:04.000 It's free.
01:20:05.000 I heard these are free today.
01:20:07.000 They're free today. 1.00
01:20:08.000 All these black dudes are just pillaging this fucking iPhone store at Jose's all by himself 1.00
01:20:14.000 in this big-ass Barnes & Noble, just like, la la la. 0.99
01:20:18.000 He's going over to the coffee shop and he's making himself a coffee so he can walk around
01:20:22.000 and drink coffee while he's, like, picking up books.
01:20:23.000 He's like, I'll take that one.
01:20:24.000 He's like, where are all the employees?
01:20:26.000 What's happening? 0.76
01:20:27.000 The black people outside with the phones, like... 1.00
01:20:29.000 It's just beeping. 1.00
01:20:33.000 He was like, these things don't beep, motherfuckers. 1.00
01:20:37.000 There's a book. 0.99
01:20:39.000 I also imagine, like, he's also still respectful about it, so he's still, like, he'll pull it out.
01:20:43.000 He'll, like, read it. 0.97
01:20:44.000 Instead, like, they just, like, you know, they'll just pull shit off and, like, not care. 0.83
01:20:47.000 He puts it back.
01:20:48.000 He actually sees it, like, it's not in alphabetical order and he's like, oh, I gotta change this.
01:20:52.000 Hey, what if you have a really nice car and you just, like, you change the paint to look like text from books?
01:20:58.000 So, like, when you're in the hood, they just stay away from it?
01:21:00.000 Yeah.
01:21:01.000 Cole, did you say that if you won the Powerball, you would buy a pressure cooker?
01:21:07.000 That's what Dickie's saying in the chat.
01:21:08.000 No, I said I would buy a rice cooker.
01:21:10.000 I did say that.
01:21:11.000 Like, that's your concept of winning a lot of money?
01:21:14.000 Like, I get something I can afford right now.
01:21:16.000 I'm not saying that that's what I think is, like, I'm just saying, like, I just...
01:21:20.000 He's like, if I was a billionaire, I'd get a $50 home appliance.
01:21:22.000 That sounds...
01:21:23.000 You're an engineer.
01:21:24.000 It's just something that I was just like...
01:21:25.000 You don't make bad money, I would assume.
01:21:27.000 I'm not...
01:21:28.000 It's not like I don't make bad money.
01:21:29.000 It's just, like, I just, like, I don't see it as a necessary expense.
01:21:32.000 You have...
01:21:33.000 So, I'm not gonna buy it.
01:21:34.000 You have poverty ingrained in you.
01:21:35.000 But if I'm a billionaire, I don't have to worry about any expense.
01:21:36.000 So, I'll just buy everything I want.
01:21:37.000 It's poverty ingrained in you.
01:21:38.000 Yeah, I mean, that's actually rational thinking. 0.99
01:21:39.000 It's like, now I don't give a shit. 0.99
01:21:40.000 Like, yeah, you know what? 0.99
01:21:41.000 I've always won.
01:21:42.000 The problem is, that's why all, like, like, all the lottery winners go out.
01:21:51.000 All the lottery winners go bankrupt.
01:21:53.000 It's like, it's my thinking of just, like, if I want it, I just get it then.
01:21:57.000 Like, so, I would be like, yeah, I want a NASCAR car just so I can just drive it
01:22:02.000 and just, like, have one just sitting out and like...
01:22:04.000 Would you do that?
01:22:05.000 Nah, no, I would buy cars, though.
01:22:07.000 But no, your thinking isn't, like, what would get you poor.
01:22:09.000 Your thinking is the right thinking.
01:22:11.000 Just like, I'd just get, you know, things that I'd like.
01:22:14.000 Like, I saw yesterday that someone said they had two dishwashers.
01:22:18.000 And I thought this was great. 0.99
01:22:20.000 Like, so you can have sex with two at one time. 0.99
01:22:22.000 Yeah. 0.98
01:22:23.000 Exactly.
01:22:24.000 That's right.
01:22:25.000 No, okay.
01:22:26.000 I knew where that was.
01:22:27.000 Here's what I...
01:22:28.000 They actually did have two dishwashers.
01:22:29.000 And what they said was they just, instead of actually putting your dishes away,
01:22:33.000 you just switch them to the other one.
01:22:35.000 And so, like, one day you just pull them out of there, and then use it, put it in the
01:22:38.000 other one, wash, and then just use the ones, and just keep switching back and forth.
01:22:41.000 The only things that I want if I were to win the lottery, like, I have a decent amount of money, 0.97
01:22:45.000 but, like, the things that I would really get, though, would be an RV, like a fucking 0.97
01:22:50.000 state-of-the-art RV. 0.95
01:22:51.000 Like that, I really want one of those.
01:22:53.000 I feel like that'd be amazing to have. 0.98
01:22:55.000 And then a house on the ocean, probably somewhere in Florida, because I can't fuck with California 0.99
01:23:00.000 anymore. 0.99
01:23:01.000 That's it. 1.00
01:23:02.000 I feel like you can fuck with California once you're rich. 1.00
01:23:04.000 That's a bad idea? 1.00
01:23:05.000 What?
01:23:06.000 A house on the water in Florida?
01:23:08.000 Yeah, why is that a bad idea?
01:23:09.000 Global warming?
01:23:10.000 Global warming.
01:23:11.000 Global warming.
01:23:12.000 We're not global warming. 1.00
01:23:13.000 We're going to get a fucking hurricane every year, dude. 0.99
01:23:15.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00
01:23:16.000 You'd be fucked up. 1.00
01:23:17.000 See, I feel like at a certain level of richness, you can fucking move back to California 1.00
01:23:24.000 and be like, it doesn't fucking matter anymore. 0.97
01:23:26.000 I'm part of, like, the elite. 0.98
01:23:28.000 Nah, nah.
01:23:29.000 I was that wealthy in California. 0.99
01:23:31.000 I just didn't want to live there anymore, because it was fucked up. 0.99
01:23:33.000 If you get locked down, it doesn't matter how fucking wealthy you are. 0.99
01:23:36.000 Yeah, it does. 1.00
01:23:37.000 You fucking leave. 1.00
01:23:38.000 No, it doesn't. 1.00
01:23:39.000 Yes, you fucking leave. 1.00
01:23:40.000 Well, yeah, you leave. 1.00
01:23:41.000 Yeah, you leave.
01:23:42.000 Exactly.
01:23:43.000 Yeah, but you still have the best place in the world to live at, like, just as in general,
01:23:46.000 like, just, like, the, how amazing looking, like, just, if you're caring about, like,
01:23:51.000 the, if you're wanting something on the water, you're wanting it because of how it looks
01:23:54.000 and how it feels out there. 0.90
01:23:55.000 Not necessarily for all the fucking, like, you just want to be viable. 0.93
01:23:58.000 But you don't want to live there, so you don't want to live there. 0.96
01:24:00.000 I don't know.
01:24:01.000 Do you want to pull it back to the last minute of the city?
01:24:03.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:24:04.000 I don't even know what happens in this video, but the rest of it.
01:24:07.000 Oh.
01:24:08.000 No.
01:24:09.000 I think that was it.
01:24:10.000 That was basically it.
01:24:11.000 You can shut it.
01:24:12.000 Uh, now.
01:24:13.000 Keep your feet up.
01:24:14.000 I'm about to run me some good now.
01:24:16.000 Yo, what's that sound?
01:24:17.000 What's that sound?
01:24:18.000 What's that sound?
01:24:19.000 What's that sound?
01:24:20.000 That's the best part.
01:24:21.000 That's the best part.
01:24:22.000 Oh, shoot.
01:24:23.000 Everybody throwing three iPhones.
01:24:24.000 Let me see the iPhone.
01:24:25.000 Oh, my God.
01:24:26.000 Oh, my God.
01:24:27.000 Oh, my God.
01:24:28.000 Oh, my God.
01:24:29.000 Oh, my God.
01:24:30.000 Oh, my God.
01:24:31.000 Oh, my God.
01:24:32.000 Oh, my God.
01:24:33.000 Oh, my God.
01:24:34.000 Oh, my God.
01:24:35.000 Break it.
01:24:36.000 That's what they're tracking us, bro.
01:24:38.000 There is a track of us now.
01:24:40.000 Oh, my God.
01:24:41.000 This is crazy.
01:24:42.000 Ain't nothing.
01:24:43.000 If you pour orange juice on it, it'll stop beeping.
01:24:46.420 Yeah, exactly.
01:24:47.240 And then what?
01:24:47.920 And then what's the thought process?
01:24:49.920 I don't understand.
01:24:51.160 And then they move on to the next.
01:24:52.400 The funny thing is they think it's just the Apple store,
01:24:54.960 so they just go on to the next one and do it again.
01:24:56.840 And it's like, if everyone was going on, maybe we'll go to the next one.
01:25:00.880 My favorite commentary on this today was Olivia Rondeau,
01:25:05.140 who quote tweets it, and she's like,
01:25:06.640 I don't want to live amongst these people.
01:25:08.400 I don't want any of them around me.
01:25:10.020 She just goes like, off.
01:25:11.600 That wasn't Olivia Rondeau?
01:25:12.700 I think Olivia Rondeau unfollowed me 0.94
01:25:16.800 because I've been making crazy-ass jokes like Cole just made. 0.92
01:25:20.640 Oh, of course. 0.99
01:25:22.580 You guys are all overtly, brutally racist at this point. 0.93
01:25:26.760 We're just being honest, guys. 0.97
01:25:28.220 I thought she appreciated it.
01:25:30.400 We're just noticing that it's always them. 0.99
01:25:33.060 Like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99
01:25:34.660 Yeah, that's the thing. 0.99
01:25:35.540 They think it's a joke.
01:25:36.560 Well, they laugh a little bit,
01:25:38.300 and then after a while they're like, this is uncomfortable
01:25:40.040 because it starts to get true. 1.00
01:25:41.920 They're like, oh, fuck. 1.00
01:25:43.160 I mean, the secret to comedy is truth. 1.00
01:25:45.580 So it's a little bit of truth.
01:25:47.640 I just don't understand how it happens.
01:25:50.920 It's still selection bias.
01:25:52.140 It's the internet.
01:25:53.360 I will say this.
01:25:54.040 No one's getting arrested from this.
01:25:55.820 I'll put that out there.
01:25:56.920 They're already arrested, dude.
01:25:58.120 They already happened.
01:25:59.440 Are you sure?
01:26:00.360 Yeah.
01:26:00.580 It doesn't fit.
01:26:01.240 Cole's narrative.
01:26:01.580 Dozens of them.
01:26:02.800 Yeah, I don't believe you. 1.00
01:26:06.240 Show me your dick and I'll believe you. 1.00
01:26:12.460 Anything Toad says now, from now on, 1.00
01:26:14.180 if Toad says anything, I'm going to believe it 1.00
01:26:15.860 because he sent me his dick. 1.00
01:26:17.200 That's right. 1.00
01:26:17.420 I'm not going to believe a man who won't put his dick on the line. 0.99
01:26:21.860 I'm an honest man. 0.99
01:26:23.380 That's a great line.
01:26:24.020 Oh, they are saying that I would also buy guns
01:26:27.380 because I don't have a gun right now.
01:26:29.960 Hey, why do you guys all scoff when I get a state-of-the-art RV?
01:26:32.760 You guys are like...
01:26:34.300 I just was thinking in my head,
01:26:36.180 like, this is just funny because it is the goals.
01:26:39.920 No, this is like someone who's already made money.
01:26:42.640 They're like, if I just came upon another large chunk of change,
01:26:45.500 what would I do?
01:26:47.400 An RV would be nice.
01:26:48.940 Maybe a nice place in the mountains, you know, summer home.
01:26:51.100 I've already got a cornet with all the colors.
01:26:53.260 I mean, what else could a man possibly want?
01:26:55.400 I did get all of the colors.
01:26:57.620 He's towing the Corvette behind his RV.
01:27:00.860 I would get a tow hitch for the vet. 0.99
01:27:05.680 I'd finally get a hooker. 0.95
01:27:08.000 Clint probably literally could probably pack, like, a large bag 1.00
01:27:11.060 and have most of his important shit, 0.99
01:27:12.580 but he needs an RV for some fucking reason. 0.99
01:27:14.300 The funny thing is, Clint could literally buy an RV right now. 0.99
01:27:17.360 Just get an SUV.
01:27:19.680 Time out, time out.
01:27:20.700 Real quick,
01:27:21.360 I feel like Toe just admitted something to us
01:27:24.140 that's quite disturbing. 0.96
01:27:26.020 Like, he would, like, lose his virginity,
01:27:28.880 but the reason he doesn't is because he's, like, very cheap.
01:27:31.860 Like, we were talking about the whole AI clip thing
01:27:34.260 with the show funds,
01:27:35.560 and he was like,
01:27:36.020 I don't know, guys.
01:27:37.180 It's kind of...
01:27:38.220 But is it true, though?
01:27:39.220 Because we said that we would crowdsource the funding 0.97
01:27:41.400 for his hooker if he wanted it, 0.95
01:27:42.740 and he said no. 0.99
01:27:43.400 I have to be a Jew about it.
01:27:44.000 It's a strange thing.
01:27:45.280 Yeah, it's like,
01:27:45.660 I don't think it's that, like,
01:27:46.820 I don't think it's that he's paying her.
01:27:49.000 I think he just knows he's not going to win the lotto, 1.00
01:27:50.640 and he doesn't want to fuck. 1.00
01:27:51.400 No, no, no. 1.00
01:27:51.780 Well, yeah, I won't.
01:27:52.640 But it's also that I want to do it, like, on my own terms.
01:27:55.900 I think he was coddled by his mother as a child,
01:27:58.280 and now he has an insane Oedipus complex, 0.83
01:28:00.160 and it's, like, interfering with his sex life.
01:28:02.660 Yeah, every time he's about to get laid,
01:28:05.160 he sees his mom. 1.00
01:28:07.020 He's got to fuck his mom to get over it. 1.00
01:28:09.220 That's what I think needs to happen. 1.00
01:28:11.000 Toad, Toad, go through your mom. 1.00
01:28:12.460 Just do it.
01:28:13.120 Go through your mom.
01:28:13.840 See, we're striking at truth here.
01:28:15.500 That's why he's so thrown off.
01:28:16.580 Like, I don't have an Oedipus complex.
01:28:17.660 Look at his face.
01:28:18.240 Look how disturbed he is.
01:28:19.660 Look at this.
01:28:20.160 Oh, he's like, no. 1.00
01:28:22.060 No, I do not want to fuck my mother. 1.00
01:28:23.960 My mommy's with her big old mommy milkers. 1.00
01:28:25.920 I do not want to do that. 0.94
01:28:26.940 This is going to be disgusting. 0.96
01:28:29.820 Does your mom have big mommy milkers? 1.00
01:28:32.100 Tell the truth.
01:28:32.660 Not really.
01:28:34.120 She's approaching 70, man.
01:28:36.000 She's got a mouthful, though, doesn't she?
01:28:38.180 She's got a mouthful. 0.94
01:28:40.400 She, like, can't use her mouth. 1.00
01:28:42.020 She can't use her mouth, really,
01:28:43.480 because of skin cancer.
01:28:45.300 Why are you thinking about your mom 1.00
01:28:46.540 sucking your dick, dude? 1.00
01:28:48.300 Wait, what? 1.00
01:28:49.340 I don't want to know.
01:28:50.260 That's disturbing to not be able to use your mouth.
01:28:51.880 I don't want to know.
01:28:52.260 I want to know.
01:28:53.640 What are you talking about?
01:28:56.260 My mom had skin cancer on her upper lip, 0.90
01:28:58.880 and she had to have, like,
01:28:59.760 heavy radiation to get rid of it.
01:29:01.700 All right.
01:29:01.980 She's taking this fun joke about you 1.00
01:29:04.000 fucking your mom 1.00
01:29:04.700 and making it really dark. 1.00
01:29:06.060 Yo, play the sad music.
01:29:07.320 Play the sad music.
01:29:09.540 I just don't understand
01:29:10.840 how that's even possible.
01:29:11.920 That's, like, one of these weird ailments.
01:29:13.640 One of the most inconvenient places. 1.00
01:29:15.900 Fuck you. 1.00
01:29:16.600 No, like, she can, like, use it 1.00
01:29:20.680 and, like, eat and stuff,
01:29:21.660 but I think she has, like... 0.99
01:29:23.280 But blowjobs are off the table. 1.00
01:29:24.780 Yeah, like, she has, like, a numb mouth. 1.00
01:29:29.560 Yeah.
01:29:30.320 I don't want to think about your...
01:29:31.780 Dude, you have an oedipus complex, for real.
01:29:34.140 I don't.
01:29:35.300 Yeah.
01:29:35.780 Yeah, you do.
01:29:36.800 Did I hit the nail on the head?
01:29:38.020 No, no.
01:29:38.640 That's why he's always talking about breastfeeding. 1.00
01:29:40.920 No, no, no.
01:29:41.900 Why that is the case is because...
01:29:43.800 Dude, you were breastfed till, like, eight, weren't you?
01:29:45.300 No, I wasn't breastfed at all.
01:29:46.980 That's why.
01:29:48.040 Oh, that's why you're salivating 1.00
01:29:49.680 for fucking titty milk. 1.00
01:29:50.220 Oh, and she withheld love from you, 1.00
01:29:52.140 but yet also that weird times,
01:29:53.980 like, love-bombed you.
01:29:55.740 So you're... 1.00
01:29:56.940 So now you want to fuck her, dude. 1.00
01:29:58.460 Hey, uh... 1.00
01:29:59.120 No, no.
01:29:59.840 No, but that's...
01:30:00.640 No, but that's why I want...
01:30:02.720 That's why I want the mummy milkers, though, 1.00
01:30:04.700 because I was denied them.
01:30:06.980 Yeah. 1.00
01:30:07.560 You want to fuck her? 1.00
01:30:08.300 I'll upload a couple videos 1.00
01:30:09.700 for, like, Cole's Clip Corner.
01:30:10.980 If we can cut it... 1.00
01:30:12.340 Hey, Toad, what do you want to fuck you on, though? 1.00
01:30:14.540 Yeah, let's finish on Cole's Clip Corner. 0.99
01:30:16.060 We haven't done that in a long time.
01:30:17.520 In the same place, 0.99
01:30:18.320 they're always fucking that. 1.00
01:30:21.520 Hell yeah. 1.00
01:30:23.400 I'm trying to see if I miss anything.
01:30:32.480 How many'd you up?
01:30:34.940 I think I got three.
01:30:36.000 I'm trying to check it right now.
01:30:37.060 Toad, produce.
01:30:37.940 Hurry up, Toad.
01:30:39.700 It's like, Jesus Christ. 1.00
01:30:41.260 Toad, stop thinking about fucking your mom 1.00
01:30:43.160 and pull up the videos. 1.00
01:30:44.800 All right.
01:30:45.200 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:30:45.800 I think I've uploaded three. 1.00
01:30:47.040 Dude's dick's so hard 1.00
01:30:47.840 just because we talked about his mom 1.00
01:30:49.100 for, like, five seconds. 1.00
01:30:49.920 His dick's just rock solid. 1.00
01:30:51.500 Cole, some of them are not... 0.99
01:30:52.840 Some of them are not actually uploaded yet,
01:30:55.460 but we can...
01:30:56.340 I'll tell you what is up, though. 1.00
01:30:57.960 You're dick. 0.99
01:30:58.300 They should be ready. 1.00
01:31:00.360 All right, well...
01:31:01.320 Did he just do this now during the show?
01:31:02.860 This is how...
01:31:03.240 This is, like, the level of...
01:31:04.080 No, yeah, I literally was like...
01:31:05.540 I was like, hey, I just...
01:31:06.860 I was in the last five minutes.
01:31:09.960 I was doing it.
01:31:11.400 Oh, yeah.
01:31:12.160 We're doing a show.
01:31:12.900 This is one...
01:31:13.780 By the way, I posted this on our Tower Gang
01:31:16.060 because I just wanted...
01:31:16.840 I saw this and I just thought,
01:31:18.660 one, I was waiting for a chirp, 0.99
01:31:20.280 but two, this is fucking hilarious. 0.98
01:31:22.020 So, just go full screen on this. 0.97
01:31:23.860 Anybody else have that issue all week
01:31:25.340 where, like, you see any black video
01:31:26.740 and you're shocked when there is no chirp?
01:31:27.940 I'm telling you, I wait every time.
01:31:31.460 Yep, same.
01:31:32.180 And this one would be definitely...
01:31:33.860 All these people, they do chirp at home.
01:31:35.500 All these people.
01:31:36.280 I think Hotep Jesus...
01:31:37.780 Hotep Jesus said it best. 0.99
01:31:39.760 He's like, y'all are menacing,
01:31:41.060 and that's exactly what we're doing.
01:31:42.360 We are menacing, like, the entire internet.
01:31:45.800 Yeah, this is...
01:31:46.340 One of the most famous black movies of all time
01:31:48.380 is Menace to Society, so that's what we are.
01:31:50.560 It's, like, traumatic, because, you know,
01:31:51.920 like, now, like, when...
01:31:52.980 Well, it was already the case 0.79
01:31:54.520 that whenever I saw a black person, 0.89
01:31:55.940 I would, like, flinch 0.98
01:31:56.660 because I was getting ready for them
01:31:57.860 to, like, be violent towards me.
01:31:59.880 But now I think it's because, like,
01:32:02.940 I'm expecting a chirp.
01:32:05.640 All right, go ahead.
01:32:07.440 Full screen.
01:32:08.180 Full screen first.
01:32:08.760 Full screen.
01:32:09.080 Full screen.
01:32:09.240 There you go.
01:32:09.600 There you go.
01:32:10.140 Good job.
01:32:10.720 You're going to just press F.
01:32:12.400 That's all right.
01:32:13.460 I know...
01:32:14.080 What?
01:32:15.880 Are we going to get nuked for this?
01:32:17.300 No, she has pasties on, but this... 1.00
01:32:20.080 Is that Lizzo?
01:32:23.720 She plays it off.
01:32:24.920 Oh, baby, she... 1.00
01:32:27.000 Jose, be honest.
01:32:27.780 You want it or not?
01:32:29.600 No.
01:32:30.580 No.
01:32:30.860 You're into that.
01:32:31.880 The funniest part is,
01:32:33.240 I can't tell...
01:32:33.920 What do you think this is?
01:32:34.720 Do you think this is a wedding?
01:32:35.760 Do you think this is a...
01:32:37.240 Like, what would you explain?
01:32:38.880 I think it was a high school prom.
01:32:41.400 That was...
01:32:42.360 Yo, it looks like a high school prom.
01:32:43.740 Straight up.
01:32:44.060 It does.
01:32:44.380 It does.
01:32:45.300 It's the wake of one of those ones
01:32:47.020 where they wrapped them, you know?
01:32:48.300 Where they wrapped the gasket.
01:32:49.300 Why did you take it off?
01:32:50.140 Go back to it.
01:32:50.700 This has been one of the least pleasing
01:32:54.280 audio podcasts ever
01:32:55.940 because so much of it's, like, visual
01:32:57.300 and then...
01:32:58.120 Yes.
01:32:58.520 Sorry.
01:32:59.500 I just...
01:33:00.420 That looks like a prom entrance.
01:33:02.220 I think it's Lizzo. 0.91
01:33:03.880 Abortion party.
01:33:07.400 The fall is so funny.
01:33:09.180 Let's do that.
01:33:10.120 She wouldn't even need to go to the clinic
01:33:11.480 after that fall.
01:33:12.640 I can't believe that, like,
01:33:14.060 the whole place didn't just go... 0.99
01:33:15.580 Like, fucking... 0.99
01:33:16.700 You know what this looks like? 1.00
01:33:17.580 It looks like a baby shower.
01:33:18.900 I've been to one of these. 1.00
01:33:20.440 They do this kind of wacky shit. 1.00
01:33:21.780 Are you serious? 1.00
01:33:22.280 No, I think this is an Apple store.
01:33:24.660 No way.
01:33:25.280 Yo, my...
01:33:25.800 So, I drive my...
01:33:27.020 I literally can't...
01:33:27.780 I can't even wrap my head around
01:33:29.540 a time-place setting
01:33:31.840 that this would be reasonable.
01:33:33.400 Yeah.
01:33:34.000 It's a baby shower.
01:33:34.900 It's so weird.
01:33:36.160 I don't...
01:33:36.820 It looks like...
01:33:37.440 No, it's a baby guy.
01:33:38.280 I was like...
01:33:38.680 Listen.
01:33:39.760 You see those guys matching right there?
01:33:41.760 They're not matching with, like,
01:33:43.980 a suit.
01:33:44.380 I think it's on...
01:33:44.880 There's a guy with a white shirt.
01:33:45.980 This is a baby shower.
01:33:46.880 I've been to one of these.
01:33:48.160 The person that's pregnant 1.00
01:33:49.440 shows up three hours late
01:33:50.800 to these kind of...
01:33:51.580 I think it's a bachelor party. 0.98
01:33:52.560 It's a black baby shower. 0.93
01:33:53.080 That's just... 0.99
01:33:53.440 That's what they all do, Top.
01:33:54.840 This is what they are.
01:33:56.040 This has to be a bachelor party.
01:33:57.420 It's so crazy.
01:33:58.240 They show up late...
01:33:59.020 There's women there. 1.00
01:34:00.220 Just chilling.
01:34:01.700 Top, they show up late
01:34:02.680 because they were getting the abortion 0.85
01:34:03.720 and then they show up.
01:34:05.740 All right.
01:34:06.220 Next video.
01:34:07.340 I don't know.
01:34:07.780 Yeah, next video.
01:34:08.260 There's some other ones.
01:34:09.140 There's some other ones.
01:34:10.120 All these internet videos 0.74
01:34:11.620 of black people 0.99
01:34:12.020 are making me feel sad. 0.99
01:34:12.980 God, it's making me so racist.
01:34:15.080 I'm like...
01:34:15.380 Oh, here we go.
01:34:17.440 It's so bad.
01:34:17.900 Yeah, this one I saw
01:34:19.140 and it was all the...
01:34:20.680 Just play it.
01:34:22.060 Dude, it's wild.
01:34:22.800 It's wild that she's still kind of pretty.
01:34:25.400 She's kind of pretty.
01:34:26.240 Full screen unavailable, by the way.
01:34:28.060 I can't see what she's saying. 0.99
01:34:30.920 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:34:31.940 I just want Molly Walker. 1.00
01:34:33.440 What a sap.
01:34:37.200 Like, getting right in the crease.
01:34:41.740 What?
01:34:41.940 So, this woman... 1.00
01:34:43.180 That is so wild.
01:34:44.680 Dude, I... 1.00
01:34:45.440 That's Nephilim shit right there. 1.00
01:34:47.180 How hard would it be 1.00
01:34:47.800 if she's like...
01:34:48.600 You were dating her
01:34:49.040 and she's doing that movie
01:34:49.680 where she's laying in the bed 1.00
01:34:50.400 and kind of lick her on your balls 1.00
01:34:51.820 upside down. 1.00
01:34:52.400 How hard would it be 1.00
01:34:53.240 to not just drop your dick 1.00
01:34:54.860 right on the crease? 1.00
01:34:55.720 You know what I mean?
01:34:56.540 The only thing I was like,
01:34:57.620 do you think she wipes it?
01:34:58.700 Because ergonomic feels just right, you know?
01:34:59.940 Do you think she wipes it?
01:35:01.560 Like, that's all I could think about
01:35:02.740 was like...
01:35:03.080 If she sweats...
01:35:03.660 When she sweats,
01:35:04.340 it just sweats straight down.
01:35:06.240 So, she's got to wipe that. 0.99
01:35:07.440 Her makeup runs...
01:35:08.820 I did.
01:35:09.620 Dude, I want to turn her head 1.00
01:35:11.420 into a cum luge. 1.00
01:35:12.340 Wait, wait. 1.00
01:35:13.620 Right down to her mouth. 0.80
01:35:15.180 Oh, my God. 0.99
01:35:15.880 Spit on it 0.90
01:35:16.520 and kind of do like a head job.
01:35:18.660 I got to watch that one more time,
01:35:22.140 to be honest.
01:35:22.620 Hold on.
01:35:25.720 She's genuinely pretty.
01:35:28.180 How is this possible?
01:35:29.240 She's pretty. 0.99
01:35:29.900 Yeah, I'm jerking off right now. 0.99
01:35:31.600 Dude, so... 0.99
01:35:32.740 And I did look...
01:35:33.860 I had a...
01:35:35.020 I went through all her videos
01:35:36.360 because she has a ton 0.99
01:35:37.060 and she talks...
01:35:38.000 She's like...
01:35:38.900 She has... 0.88
01:35:39.740 Knucklehead. 0.94
01:35:40.500 All knucklehead. 0.88
01:35:42.080 Butthead. 0.95
01:35:42.700 I mean, 1.00
01:35:43.020 Butthead was all over the fucking... 0.99
01:35:45.100 Oh, Butthead's too easy, though. 0.99
01:35:46.780 Like, you can't go Butthead.
01:35:47.680 So, and...
01:35:48.300 But like...
01:35:48.860 And so...
01:35:49.200 And then she's going like... 0.84
01:35:50.860 I don't care about
01:35:51.680 all these mean people
01:35:52.540 saying things like, 1.00
01:35:53.320 Yes, you do, bitch. 1.00
01:35:54.100 Don't even fucking... 1.00
01:35:55.200 Like, she cries at sleep. 0.99
01:35:56.300 Honestly, the music
01:35:57.060 and her spinning 0.94
01:35:57.860 makes me feel like
01:35:58.840 she feels good about it.
01:36:00.560 Dude, you could do this to your kid
01:36:01.920 if you want to see it.
01:36:02.220 All her videos are this.
01:36:03.600 Honestly, honestly,
01:36:04.560 would you rather be this chick 1.00
01:36:06.020 or the black chick saying, 0.98
01:36:07.140 Got one! 0.98
01:36:08.620 Oh, my God.
01:36:09.660 No, dude.
01:36:10.420 This chick. 1.00
01:36:11.240 I mean, I'd rather...
01:36:12.320 I'd rather be around this chick 1.00
01:36:13.920 for...
01:36:14.100 Dude, this chick is like 1.00
01:36:14.880 a fucking agent or something. 1.00
01:36:15.820 All right, now, let's get more racist. 1.00
01:36:17.280 Hotest Black Woman in the World 1.00
01:36:18.500 or this butthead white chick? 1.00
01:36:20.420 This chick. 1.00
01:36:21.100 So, like, Beyonce?
01:36:22.580 Like, Beyonce or this chick? 0.93
01:36:23.980 I'm going butthead, baby.
01:36:25.280 It's not that bad, though.
01:36:26.180 Like, I could get over it easily.
01:36:28.340 No.
01:36:28.740 You say that?
01:36:29.380 You say that? 1.00
01:36:30.000 No fucking way. 1.00
01:36:30.300 When you walk into restaurants and shit 1.00
01:36:31.620 and everyone's jocking you, 1.00
01:36:32.660 like, yo, what the fuck? 0.99
01:36:34.240 I could get over it. 1.00
01:36:34.920 Yo, black people... 1.00
01:36:35.800 Black people are taking mad L's 1.00
01:36:37.220 this week. 0.99
01:36:37.660 This is...
01:36:38.020 Like, with the Taylor Swift thing
01:36:39.760 and all the...
01:36:40.380 Yeah, yeah.
01:36:42.260 With all the beeps...
01:36:43.460 With all the beeps 1.00
01:36:44.220 and all the Taylor Swift shit 0.99
01:36:45.240 where, like, that guy... 0.99
01:36:46.240 The guy in the Pfizer commercial
01:36:47.400 left this... 0.90
01:36:48.780 He was a hot black girl 0.97
01:36:49.820 for Taylor Swift
01:36:50.880 and everyone's like...
01:36:51.620 Travis Kelsey, yeah.
01:36:52.460 Yeah, they're like, 0.99
01:36:53.080 oh, damn, he downgraded us 0.99
01:36:54.340 and I was like, 1.00
01:36:54.720 nah, man, black girls 1.00
01:36:55.600 are just taking major L's. 0.99
01:36:57.260 Wait, wait, wait.
01:36:57.760 Travis Kelsey was dating 0.96
01:36:58.600 a black chick? 1.00
01:36:59.740 Yeah. 0.99
01:36:59.940 She was pretty fucking hot. 1.00
01:37:01.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98
01:37:01.440 He was burning the coal for sure
01:37:03.460 and he dropped her
01:37:04.540 for Taylor Swift.
01:37:05.700 I don't like that saying.
01:37:06.740 It's racist.
01:37:07.580 I still like...
01:37:09.300 It is weird.
01:37:10.100 Even for me,
01:37:10.840 I'm like,
01:37:11.120 that's a little harsh.
01:37:12.360 Yeah.
01:37:13.240 I don't know what it is
01:37:14.360 about cold or...
01:37:15.360 Yeah, too far.
01:37:15.840 Come on.
01:37:16.680 Stop it.
01:37:17.040 It's because you're imagining
01:37:18.040 your co-hosts engulfed in flames.
01:37:21.080 All right, next one, Todd.
01:37:21.820 In effigy.
01:37:23.760 God, you're so strange.
01:37:25.740 What does burning the coal
01:37:26.780 really mean, though?
01:37:27.780 I like to say it,
01:37:28.480 but I don't know what it means.
01:37:29.460 Oh, my God.
01:37:30.980 What is happening here?
01:37:32.160 All right, all right. 1.00
01:37:33.300 Butthead or fucking fluffy tits? 1.00
01:37:35.560 Oh, butthead. 1.00
01:37:36.180 Sure.
01:37:36.740 Butthead.
01:37:37.080 I still say butthead.
01:37:38.260 Butthead's hotter. 1.00
01:37:39.280 This chick is totally disproportional. 1.00
01:37:41.020 Her face looks like a doll. 0.75
01:37:41.600 But I'll tell you this, Todd.
01:37:43.060 If you want to breastfeed,
01:37:44.260 this is your lady.
01:37:44.840 Just wait for that.
01:37:46.620 Oh, that's a filter.
01:37:47.800 All right.
01:37:48.000 It's 100% a filter. 1.00
01:37:48.960 It's a fat chick, man. 1.00
01:37:50.100 Is she going to filter those tits? 1.00
01:37:52.060 No. 1.00
01:37:52.800 I'm staring at the tits for sure. 1.00
01:37:55.140 Oh, my God. 1.00
01:37:55.840 What the fuck? 1.00
01:37:59.320 How many are in there? 1.00
01:38:01.560 Oh, my God.
01:38:07.620 You want warm breast water?
01:38:10.800 How many bottles of water are in there?
01:38:13.220 How many?
01:38:13.500 She had one in each tit. 0.99
01:38:14.840 What's weird is her tits look like where she pulls it out from. 1.00
01:38:19.300 It's like she just has an eight-foot-long plank of tit. 1.00
01:38:23.140 It's not a tit.
01:38:24.560 It's a plank of tit.
01:38:25.740 Is that Natal?
01:38:26.360 Oh, that's a good question. 1.00
01:38:27.560 Stop with the motherfucking beat. 0.99
01:38:29.320 She has tit covers. 0.99
01:38:31.000 They're legit blankets.
01:38:32.700 They're like sheets.
01:38:33.820 Yeah.
01:38:35.180 Once they get your shirt mask, they just become long pancakes.
01:38:39.280 Yeah.
01:38:39.760 They're insane. 0.98
01:38:40.700 But it's weird because they look voluptuous, but they're not.
01:38:44.780 Here, scroll back to whenever she pulls it out because you can see it very well.
01:38:51.160 A little bit further back.
01:38:52.800 This is funny because how much there is.
01:38:55.400 She's deep in there.
01:38:56.420 Look at that.
01:38:57.000 Look at that.
01:38:57.460 Look at that.
01:38:57.880 There it is. 0.82
01:38:58.880 That's how her tit is only this thick. 1.00
01:39:03.120 It's only connected at the top part. 0.80
01:39:04.780 It's a cement bag that you flip over.
01:39:07.740 It's like flapping almost. 1.00
01:39:09.340 What the fuck is that? 0.99
01:39:10.060 It looks like she could literally flip them up over her shoulder like a Continental Soldier 1.00
01:39:13.740 and just f***ing. 0.89
01:39:15.020 Can she tie it like a bow? 0.99
01:39:16.980 Tie it like a bow, dude.
01:39:18.940 And also, how big is that shirt?
01:39:20.860 How big is that shirt?
01:39:21.460 Here, go to when she goes to the second tip because her shirt is so large. 1.00
01:39:26.620 Yeah.
01:39:27.920 Here.
01:39:29.180 She digs deep.
01:39:30.760 This is crazy.
01:39:32.620 Keep going.
01:39:33.080 Keep going.
01:39:33.480 She digs.
01:39:34.440 She digs.
01:39:35.000 Look at that.
01:39:35.600 She can't find it.
01:39:37.380 Yeah.
01:39:37.720 Oh, my God.
01:39:38.520 Awesome.
01:39:39.900 It's like 18 feet of tit.
01:39:43.560 It looks like two legs.
01:39:45.220 It looks like she has legs on her. 0.99
01:39:47.260 That's so strange.
01:39:50.560 It's just strange.
01:39:51.600 Oh, my God.
01:39:52.100 Imagine how it smells under there.
01:39:53.660 What does that water bottle smell like now?
01:39:55.180 Oh, no. 1.00
01:39:56.040 Fat white bitch. 1.00
01:39:58.680 What does fat white bitch smell like, top? 1.00
01:40:00.620 That's our shirt. 1.00
01:40:01.220 Educate me.
01:40:02.520 They smell like if you've been standing inside a McDonald's for too long.
01:40:06.780 I don't know how you got that so quick, but that's exactly what they smell like. 0.97
01:40:11.240 I feel like, you know how black people complain that we smell like wet dog? 0.97
01:40:13.880 I feel like that's where they're getting it from. 1.00
01:40:15.740 Our generic fat white bitches. 1.00
01:40:16.640 Yeah, but you know why? 1.00
01:40:17.440 Because they always fuck fat white bitches. 1.00
01:40:18.960 All right, because fat white bitches. 1.00
01:40:20.280 Yep, you're right. 1.00
01:40:20.660 There's the link.
01:40:21.200 Nailed it.
01:40:21.500 And they're just mad. 1.00
01:40:22.340 It's all the black bitches mad because they're fucking Andre over there playing fat white 1.00
01:40:26.400 bitches trying to get fucking honored. 1.00
01:40:28.000 Yeah, we got black people figured out. 1.00
01:40:29.180 You're right. 0.84
01:40:29.540 Dude, we have to rank the three of them now.
01:40:32.040 So we know Butthead is number one of these three ladies, right? 1.00
01:40:34.900 You know how crazy it is that she has a severe cranial break in her head and we're like 100%
01:40:41.100 not even arguable.
01:40:42.800 No, it is.
01:40:43.300 It actually is.
01:40:44.280 You could do this to your kid.
01:40:45.980 She got a medical injury.
01:40:48.200 That's what she said.
01:40:49.380 I don't believe that.
01:40:49.760 You could do this to your kid.
01:40:51.780 Here's what you do, Toad.
01:40:52.780 Dude, she talked back. 1.00
01:40:54.500 Toad, shut up. 1.00
01:40:55.420 This is what we do. 1.00
01:40:56.320 All the Tower Gang people in the chat, this is what you do. 1.00
01:40:58.280 You have a brand new baby, get a headband, a nice little Nike one, and then you get a
01:41:02.980 pencil.
01:41:03.740 And you put the pencil right there on your kid's head, put the headband on, and just leave
01:41:07.360 it on for a month.
01:41:08.500 They do that in African tribes, I think. 0.79
01:41:10.480 Yeah.
01:41:11.000 So who are you choosing between the got this black lady and the- 1.00
01:41:17.600 Fuck you, Jameson. 1.00
01:41:19.300 I think big old sheet titties, honestly. 1.00
01:41:21.100 I also have one more video, and it was the video I was talking about earlier about the
01:41:26.000 one I heard the beep in. 1.00
01:41:27.420 Fuck you, JC. 1.00
01:41:28.520 Don't say hi to someone that's amogging us. 1.00
01:41:31.520 Is it uploaded?
01:41:32.860 Yeah.
01:41:33.980 So Butthead is number one, right?
01:41:37.260 It's so easy. 0.99
01:41:38.060 You're obviously taking the white chick over the fat black chick, right? 1.00
01:41:40.620 Yeah, for real. 0.99
01:41:41.440 Every time.
01:41:41.860 Yeah, no. 0.96
01:41:42.300 I take big old titties over the- 0.99
01:41:44.500 It's the last one, clearly. 0.92
01:41:46.920 It's the last one.
01:41:47.560 You just clicked on.
01:41:48.400 It's the last one.
01:41:49.380 Yeah, I got it.
01:41:52.240 Produce, Toad.
01:41:53.000 Produce.
01:41:53.680 It's so crazy that your job is with computers.
01:41:56.140 Like, I just-
01:41:56.940 Are you ready?
01:41:57.360 All right.
01:41:58.260 Oh, it-
01:41:58.680 I'm ready when it opened up the door.
01:42:01.320 That looked good, too.
01:42:02.240 Thank you. 1.00
01:42:03.060 Shit, damn. 1.00
01:42:03.780 Hold on, hold on. 1.00
01:42:04.420 Don't be picking, don't be picking.
01:42:05.360 I got it.
01:42:05.700 Hold on.
01:42:05.900 Don't be picking now.
01:42:07.000 Dude, I-
01:42:07.360 Hold on. 1.00
01:42:07.740 I would fuck this chick over any of those three, though, probably. 1.00
01:42:11.240 I'm glad we got that. 1.00
01:42:12.280 Well, you're going to go with the chick that's known for cheating. 1.00
01:42:14.580 Hell yeah, Hubert. 0.79
01:42:15.680 You been cheating on me with Hubert.
01:42:16.800 She's hot. 1.00
01:42:17.180 He's just a friend.
01:42:17.960 Nah, he ain't no friend.
01:42:18.800 You really want to do this on my birthday.
01:42:20.040 Nah, he ain't no friend.
01:42:20.200 I don't give a damn about your birthday. 0.99
01:42:22.320 You been cheating on me with a dude named Hubert, I be damned. 1.00
01:42:25.160 Get with your stuff. 0.99
01:42:26.140 It's already packed.
01:42:26.920 I love that he's more upset that the dude's name was Hubert.
01:42:30.580 Hubert.
01:42:31.380 And there's the chirp.
01:42:32.800 The chirp.
01:42:33.520 The chirp.
01:42:34.100 It begins and ends with a chirp.
01:42:35.880 And it's-
01:42:36.400 It's amazing.
01:42:36.760 Oh, my God.
01:42:37.220 I love it so much. 0.99
01:42:38.400 He was caught this bitch cheating with a Hubert. 1.00
01:42:40.900 I still say Butthead is number one. 0.99
01:42:44.140 I would go with-
01:42:45.760 God, I don't know about Cheating Girl. 1.00
01:42:47.120 Where do you guys put her? 1.00
01:42:48.160 If it's One Night Stand, right?
01:42:49.580 Cheating Girl is first, right? 1.00
01:42:50.740 I put Cheating Girl first. 1.00
01:42:52.220 Cheating Girl first, then Butthead, then Waterton. 1.00
01:42:54.640 You guys are not racist enough. 1.00
01:42:57.960 If you're putting her number one, you're retarded. 1.00
01:42:59.780 Fat titties, gross black chick. 1.00
01:43:01.780 I am completely in alignment with Jose. 1.00
01:43:04.880 Yeah, me too.
01:43:05.660 And any other answer? 0.84
01:43:07.360 Gay. 0.98
01:43:08.020 Go ahead. 1.00
01:43:08.300 I would flip Butthead and Cheater.
01:43:11.660 Just because I don't like the Butthead thing.
01:43:14.080 I could not stop looking at it.
01:43:15.540 It would just-
01:43:16.080 And I would-
01:43:16.880 It would throw me off too much.
01:43:17.940 She has a beautiful face.
01:43:19.560 Yeah, she's beautiful. 0.87
01:43:20.000 No, she doesn't.
01:43:20.780 She has a Butthead. 1.00
01:43:21.280 You wouldn't do a threesome? 1.00
01:43:22.320 You wouldn't do a threesome with a Butthead? 1.00
01:43:24.280 I would.
01:43:25.080 But a Butthead and a threesome is like a nine. 1.00
01:43:27.380 I'd be busting on that Butthead. 1.00
01:43:30.840 Just for the novelty of it, you would still-
01:43:32.920 It'd be pretty fun.
01:43:33.840 Yeah, just nut right on that thing. 0.96
01:43:35.700 I listened to that Big J joke about this is not happening, about where he had the gangbang
01:43:42.440 with the girl.
01:43:43.260 And he said the girl is like a gang- 1.00
01:43:44.400 She's a regular four, but she's a gangbang eight. 1.00
01:43:46.840 And I think the same thing happens with threesome.
01:43:48.600 She's like a threesome eight, but she's like a regular five. 1.00
01:43:52.840 I think I go the opposite direction.
01:43:55.000 If you are gangbanging a girl with multiple guys, she plummets in rating.
01:44:01.860 She's a gangbang eight, though. 1.00
01:44:03.320 I think it stays about the same, really.
01:44:04.760 Because if she's allowing a gangbang- 1.00
01:44:06.500 It depends.
01:44:07.380 Context comes to play.
01:44:09.020 I think that drops her further.
01:44:10.500 You think that doesn't drop her? 0.54
01:44:12.580 I don't know how that raises her.
01:44:13.720 It drops her in the sense of if she's a four, but she does gangbangs, she is a two. 1.00
01:44:19.520 But in the girls that do actually get gangbanged, she could be an eight. 1.00
01:44:23.780 I'm going to be-
01:44:24.460 Of the choice of just gangbang girls. 1.00
01:44:27.340 I think I understand the logic.
01:44:28.780 I'm going to be completely honest.
01:44:30.280 I didn't notice that that chick had a butthead at all until we played it the second time. 1.00
01:44:34.400 Yeah.
01:44:34.700 What were you looking- 0.99
01:44:35.460 Oh, he was looking at her tits. 1.00
01:44:36.680 He's a fucking idiot. 1.00
01:44:37.300 No, I was looking at her face. 1.00
01:44:39.500 She's very pretty. 1.00
01:44:40.480 Yeah, her fucking head is on her face. 1.00
01:44:42.780 I don't know, man. 1.00
01:44:44.380 I really don't know.
01:44:44.940 He's like, when I look at people's faces, I only look from here to here.
01:44:47.860 My autism won't allow me to stretch out.
01:44:49.280 I mean, I don't look at the first time I saw it.
01:44:50.700 It's like from chin to eyebrow.
01:44:51.880 That's it.
01:44:52.420 I don't look at anything above that.
01:44:53.940 The first time I watched it, it did take me probably halfway to almost end the video
01:44:58.000 to be like, what is he even trying to show?
01:45:00.120 And then when I realized, I was kind of like, oh, not that big.
01:45:03.380 It really was not-
01:45:04.920 That doesn't like-
01:45:05.880 I really didn't think it was that crazy.
01:45:07.220 Do you want to know what I was thinking?
01:45:09.100 It's funny, but it's like, she's still very pretty, and it's really only like a mild deformity.
01:45:14.180 Yeah, do you want to know what I was actually thinking?
01:45:16.300 It's not even a mild. 0.99
01:45:17.700 Like, a mild deformity is the fucking mole that Toad has on his shoulder. 0.99
01:45:21.840 No, I didn't realize she had a deformity. 0.98
01:45:25.220 What I expected was that she would spin, and she would be like at Auschwitz. 0.99
01:45:28.860 That's what I was expecting.
01:45:29.900 This is like when the Down Syndrome people see each other, and they don't see each other as down-
01:45:35.380 or an autistic person doesn't see another Down Syndrome person.
01:45:38.560 I'm a fellow butthead, man.
01:45:40.820 Wait, is that true?
01:45:41.820 He doesn't see the disability.
01:45:43.000 Yeah.
01:45:43.940 Is that true?
01:45:45.100 I don't think that's true.
01:45:46.060 No, look at his head.
01:45:47.040 What? 1.00
01:45:47.540 Look at this fucking retard. 1.00
01:45:52.520 Dude, how crazy would that be if they were just like- 1.00
01:45:55.160 I don't want to go to school with all these buttheads, mom. 1.00
01:45:59.260 This is true. 1.00
01:45:59.880 She is a fucking Star Trek character. 1.00
01:46:02.060 Wait, it was a really autistic guy dating a Down Syndrome girl. 1.00
01:46:04.640 Well, I'm into it.
01:46:05.440 Yeah, yeah, no, the Star-
01:46:06.720 I'm sorry, go ahead.
01:46:07.160 He didn't notice.
01:46:08.740 Like, he didn't notice that she was Down Syndrome.
01:46:12.640 We all think they each serve him for dinner.
01:46:13.800 This is a great question.
01:46:15.240 Wow.
01:46:16.620 She looks like she's serving pancakes. 0.95
01:46:18.000 Star Trek character, though, on that, it honestly does kind of look like she's like some sort
01:46:21.840 of alien, and that weirdly makes it kind of-
01:46:24.240 I say farm-grown beef.
01:46:27.160 She's got a farm for me. 0.99
01:46:29.100 I think so, yeah.
01:46:30.260 I think she's giving you some-
01:46:31.500 Everyone agrees with that.
01:46:32.720 I think it's some bland chicken and some broccoli for the white girl. 1.00
01:46:37.720 For the black girl, the fat black girl, you're probably getting like- 1.00
01:46:40.800 Wash chicken, though. 1.00
01:46:41.740 Oh, yeah.
01:46:42.460 Like, filtheta, mac and cheese, and like-
01:46:44.320 Whatever it is, it's fried.
01:46:45.440 The cheater girlfriend, I don't think she cooks. 1.00
01:46:48.300 She just- 1.00
01:46:48.920 She'll get you some, like, fucking- 1.00
01:46:50.020 She's cooking for Hubert, that bitch. 1.00
01:46:52.420 She's cooking that pussy for Hubert. 1.00
01:46:54.840 And that fat bitch makes some good food, you know. 1.00
01:46:58.300 What's fascinating about that video is that I can't- 1.00
01:47:02.360 Like, I would be so enraged, there's no way I could wrap her shit, you know? 0.99
01:47:06.420 Like, you would actually, like, be like, I'm gonna wrap- 1.00
01:47:08.700 Yo, this fucking bitch, when she get home, I swear to fucking God, bro. 1.00
01:47:12.980 But I'm gonna wrap this shit up. 1.00
01:47:14.040 There's two different levels of anger, because I think this is the level of anger of, like, 0.99
01:47:18.180 one where you just throw out, like, your girlfriend or your boyfriend cheats on you, 1.00
01:47:22.520 and you just throw their, like, shit out into the yard. 1.00
01:47:24.740 And you're like, fuck them. 1.00
01:47:25.760 There's a second level of anger, where you're just like, fuck you, and you pack up their shit. 1.00
01:47:30.140 You're like, I'm so fucking done with you, I just want you out. 1.00
01:47:33.260 I don't want you to be on my lawn picking up your shit. 1.00
01:47:35.540 Just take your shit and get out. 1.00
01:47:36.740 I think that's, like, a next level of anger. 1.00
01:47:38.300 Well, I think, he's on level three. 0.99
01:47:40.060 He's like, I'm putting this bitch on blast on social media. 1.00
01:47:42.340 Yeah, he, like, folded it, wrapped it, and then filmed it. 0.99
01:47:45.660 Like, he's like, I'm so fucking done.
01:47:47.180 Yo, on her birthday, that's level four. 0.90
01:47:48.840 You do it on her birthday, you put it in packaging like that?
01:47:52.100 Yo, you are.
01:47:52.600 I think he was really mad, though, because he should have let her open it.
01:47:55.420 He didn't let her open it. 1.00
01:47:56.520 Yeah, he was like, take your shit, get out of here. 1.00
01:48:00.080 I think she identified right away. 1.00
01:48:02.980 She's like, wait, you wrapped my shit? 0.99
01:48:04.680 Yeah, she's like, is this my stuff? 1.00
01:48:06.060 And he's like, yeah, bitch, get out. 1.00
01:48:07.960 You're fucking a Hubert. 1.00
01:48:09.420 He should have put, like, the gift tags on it, too. 1.00
01:48:12.400 Two bitch from Black Santa. 1.00
01:48:14.620 If your girl was fucking another dude, what's the worst name you could think of? 1.00
01:48:19.640 And I have one. 1.00
01:48:20.460 I'll tell you mine.
01:48:21.180 Oh, I'm sure you have one.
01:48:23.320 I was supposed to say toad.
01:48:24.760 That's what I was supposed to say.
01:48:26.260 Toad, yeah, that would be awful.
01:48:31.780 I feel like, I feel like Butthead, I could palm her head. 1.00
01:48:35.440 Because she's got, like, the little groove there. 0.98
01:48:36.720 You think you could rip her head apart? 1.00
01:48:39.240 Like, just grab it and just fucking... 1.00
01:48:41.180 Yeah, like a walnut or something like that. 0.99
01:48:44.960 I'm not saying I could do it, but, like...
01:48:46.520 If I'm in there, just rip.
01:48:48.000 I could do it to a pack of wolves, but I don't know if I could do it to her. 1.00
01:48:49.920 If I fucked a Gilbert, I would be pretty mad if she fucked a Gilbert. 1.00
01:48:51.820 Gilbert, yeah. 1.00
01:48:52.540 That would suck. 0.92
01:48:55.000 Oh, oh, oh, we're coming up... 0.88
01:48:56.700 I didn't even realize what we're talking about.
01:48:58.640 We're coming up with the worst name.
01:49:00.100 Yeah, like, if she's like...
01:49:01.280 Like, you found out, like... 0.99
01:49:03.000 Yeah, your girl's fucking somebody else, and you're like, 1.00
01:49:04.560 Oh, damn, who is it? 1.00
01:49:05.300 Probably Jose. 0.99
01:49:05.760 Like, you left me for a day labor? 1.00
01:49:08.220 Like, the fuck? 1.00
01:49:09.840 Yeah, it's like a Pablo. 1.00
01:49:12.100 Like, fucking Pablo? 1.00
01:49:13.340 What the fuck? 1.00
01:49:13.920 I don't know. 1.00
01:49:14.360 Like, how did you even find a Pablo?
01:49:17.200 Hubert is up there, dude, because that's, like, a crazy name.
01:49:21.360 Hubert wears glasses.
01:49:22.900 She's like, you... 0.99
01:49:23.480 He's like, you fucking knew the name of Hubert? 1.00
01:49:25.400 Get the fuck out of my house. 1.00
01:49:26.980 Like, Pranay or something would be pretty bad. 1.00
01:49:29.400 Like, dude, shit's in the street and, like, smells like shit. 1.00
01:49:32.660 What are you talking about? 1.00
01:49:33.360 You're just making up Indian names, because you can't think a single Indian name.
01:49:36.700 Incredible.
01:49:37.580 Pranay is one.
01:49:38.340 Pranay.
01:49:38.860 No, it didn't. 1.00
01:49:39.340 Pranay, what the fuck? 0.99
01:49:40.900 Pranay's not a Indian name. 1.00
01:49:41.620 I'm trying to even think of an Indian name. 1.00
01:49:44.600 Like, a fucking... 1.00
01:49:45.580 Sadiq. 1.00
01:49:47.300 Yeah.
01:49:48.520 Vivek.
01:49:49.700 Vivek.
01:49:50.140 Vivek, yeah, Vivek.
01:49:51.480 A dude named Stacy would be bad. 1.00
01:49:53.360 Back in 2024.
01:49:56.000 Oh, dude, a dude named Lauren. 1.00
01:49:58.680 That shit's gay. 1.00
01:49:59.380 No, sorry, I was looking at it. 1.00
01:50:00.620 Huel.
01:50:01.180 A Huel would be bad. 1.00
01:50:02.340 Huel.
01:50:03.520 No, I don't know.
01:50:04.920 Huel's, like, the big black dude. 0.98
01:50:06.240 The Courtney.
01:50:06.940 Like, yeah.
01:50:07.440 If it's a guy with a girl name, that's really bad. 0.97
01:50:10.480 Or, like, some, like, super fucking bougie dude named, like, Bedminster or something. 0.97
01:50:15.980 Oh, yeah. 0.99
01:50:17.220 Oh, Panjit.
01:50:18.080 That's what he's...
01:50:18.480 Panjit.
01:50:19.600 Panjit.
01:50:20.040 Yeah. 1.00
01:50:20.400 Why are you texting this motherfucking name Bedminster? 1.00
01:50:23.260 Panjit. 1.00
01:50:23.700 Panjit.
01:50:23.740 Or, yeah, or, like, any of those, like, rich, white, progressive names.
01:50:28.020 I really would.
01:50:28.640 I would lose much. 0.99
01:50:29.200 Brayden or Hayden or any shit. 0.99
01:50:31.360 Oh, yeah. 0.99
01:50:31.400 Brayden. 1.00
01:50:32.280 Fuck no. 1.00
01:50:33.140 Like, if you fucking do the name Brayden. 1.00
01:50:34.720 We're determining pretty much any name would trigger... 0.99
01:50:37.620 No.
01:50:38.360 No, but if you have any name other than our own.
01:50:40.320 No, because, like, a Kyle is fine. 0.99
01:50:41.920 Like, if she was fucked a Kyle, I'd be like, alright, whatever, Kyle. 0.99
01:50:44.100 Like, whatever. 1.00
01:50:44.700 I get it.
01:50:45.320 I'd still hate Kyle, but it wouldn't be, like, offensive. 0.99
01:50:48.220 Yeah, it would be like, oh, like, if you fuck somebody that's, like, is, like, a Sean wouldn't be bad. 0.99
01:50:53.400 A Kyle. 1.00
01:50:54.020 Like, all white names are fine. 0.97
01:50:55.740 Not all the weird white names.
01:50:57.240 I was waiting for you to identify exactly what you were doing there. 0.99
01:51:00.260 If you're saying you fucked a Jaquan... 1.00
01:51:02.360 Yeah, if you're fucking a Jaquan, you're out of here. 1.00
01:51:04.340 Here's the thing, though. 1.00
01:51:04.920 If I did hear a Jaquan, though, I would understand. 0.98
01:51:07.060 We didn't identify, like, Hubert and shit. 0.98
01:51:08.720 No, no. 0.99
01:51:09.060 No, like, normal white names. 0.55
01:51:10.560 Toad, Toad, do me a favor.
01:51:11.960 I need you to Google number eight Colorado University football player.
01:51:18.060 His name is unbelievable.
01:51:20.360 All right.
01:51:20.960 Sorry, you guys keep ripping. 0.93
01:51:22.140 A Shador, I mean, like, Shador would be pretty bad. 1.00
01:51:24.520 Or a fucking, like, Shador Sanders. 0.99
01:51:26.180 Shador Sanders? 1.00
01:51:27.060 Yeah, that'd be rough.
01:51:27.620 But, yo, this name for number eight on that team is wild. 0.99
01:51:31.100 Now, top, I would be like, oh, you fucking a rapper behind my back? 1.00
01:51:35.000 Gavin is only gay. 1.00
01:51:36.700 Are we playing Black or Whack again? 0.99
01:51:41.120 We're not playing anything in an hour of 50.
01:51:43.380 All right? 0.98
01:51:43.780 Yeah, we're about to log the fuck off. 0.85
01:51:45.460 You just have to see the spelling of his name. 0.92
01:51:48.620 You just have to see the spelling of his name.
01:51:50.200 See the spelling of his name.
01:51:51.200 Do plugs.
01:51:51.720 Pull it up.
01:51:52.160 Pull it up.
01:51:52.320 Just pull it up.
01:51:52.920 Yo, I heard it said audibly, and I immediately grabbed my phone and looked it up because I 0.98
01:51:57.700 was like, there's no fucking way. 0.72
01:51:59.580 Should I try to pronounce it before I show it? 0.96
01:52:01.240 Pull it up.
01:52:01.680 No.
01:52:01.780 How do you want to do this?
01:52:02.280 Pull it up.
01:52:03.460 Pronounce it right as you pull it up.
01:52:04.740 This isn't a big reveal.
01:52:05.640 All right.
01:52:06.580 All right.
01:52:07.160 That's not the guy about it.
01:52:07.780 It's Cavuassier Smoke.
01:52:10.200 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:52:11.380 What a dope fucking name. 1.00
01:52:13.600 Isn't that name incredible? 1.00
01:52:14.560 That is a cool name.
01:52:15.520 Well, it's a popular black alcoholic beverage. 0.61
01:52:19.780 Dude, that's like a dope rapper name. 0.91
01:52:21.640 Yeah.
01:52:22.080 Passed Cavuassier.
01:52:22.820 But they spelled it.
01:52:24.340 What about Camron?
01:52:26.000 Not Cameron.
01:52:26.860 Camron.
01:52:27.560 Silman Craig.
01:52:28.900 Camron.
01:52:29.660 Silman Craig.
01:52:30.420 Camron.
01:52:30.840 Silman Craig.
01:52:32.400 And then there's a Jock Wes.
01:52:35.900 That's a Jock Wes. 1.00
01:52:37.560 Yo, fuck these people, man. 1.00
01:52:39.160 This is horrible. 1.00
01:52:40.820 This is why I hate Colorado football.
01:52:42.940 Yo, but that name, though, Cavuassier Smoke.
01:52:45.820 Oh, my goodness.
01:52:46.580 Do you think that's better than Kool-Aid McEntry?
01:52:50.000 Cavuassier Smoke is cool.
01:52:50.780 I think Cavuassier Smoke wins because Smoke is, like, such a crazy name.
01:52:54.860 Smoke is a cool name.
01:52:55.760 There was a guy that played at Auburn that was last – his name was Smoke as well.
01:52:59.040 I've always thought that was cool.
01:52:59.680 I really like –
01:53:00.240 That sounds like a cool bad guy in a comic book.
01:53:03.380 Like, you know what I mean?
01:53:03.660 The baseball player Coco Crisp.
01:53:06.420 Coco Crisp.
01:53:06.880 Oh, Coco Crisp, yeah.
01:53:08.820 Your parents did not look –
01:53:09.800 But that was a nickname, though, I think.
01:53:11.680 No. 0.98
01:53:12.140 Cavuassier Smoke, I think, is his fucking actual – 0.99
01:53:14.420 Coco – 0.97
01:53:15.060 The guy in Alabama is actually – his actual name is Kool-Aid.
01:53:18.760 Yeah, Coco Crisp's name –
01:53:20.760 I swear to God, it's Kool-Aid McEntry.
01:53:22.380 He's a defensive back for Alabama.
01:53:24.040 Yeah, can you imagine naming your child Kool-Aid? 1.00
01:53:27.120 What the fuck? 1.00
01:53:28.180 Coco Crisp's name is Cavalli. 1.00
01:53:29.880 I remember that.
01:53:31.380 So how did you get that name?
01:53:32.840 How did you get the name Kool-Aid?
01:53:34.020 And I was like, well, it all started back, you know, my ancestors.
01:53:36.220 They put them on a boat, and they bought them over here.
01:53:38.620 What about when Alabama had Ha Ha Clinton Dicks? 0.87
01:53:42.940 Yeah, Ha Ha Clinton Dicks, yeah.
01:53:44.120 I love that dude because he's got my name, so respect for Ha Ha.
01:53:49.160 One of the worst ones – this is one of the worst ones I've ever heard of.
01:53:52.980 It was Absida.
01:53:55.340 And what it is, they just put A, B, C, D, E.
01:53:58.040 And it's Absida.
01:53:58.600 No.
01:53:59.160 I swear to God, it's true.
01:54:00.340 Yeah, it's a real name.
01:54:00.740 Absida? 0.54
01:54:01.840 Absida.
01:54:02.480 I was going to say –
01:54:03.120 They didn't know what it was a girl.
01:54:03.640 It was A, B, C, D, E.
01:54:05.560 Ha Ha is the only time, and any of us will be seeing Clinton Dicks.
01:54:09.400 I think I've seen – I think I've said this before, but I worked in a school a long time ago,
01:54:13.400 and on the desk, there was a name called – it was L and had a dash and an A.
01:54:19.400 And the girl's name was Ladasha.
01:54:21.260 Swear to God.
01:54:22.220 That's how they spelled it.
01:54:23.120 L-A. 0.99
01:54:24.580 And I was on, like, the kindergarten desk, and I was like, what the fuck does that say? 0.98
01:54:27.960 And they're like, that's the girl's name. 0.98
01:54:29.020 I was like, incredible.
01:54:30.280 Wow.
01:54:30.860 I quit.
01:54:31.660 I just walked out. 0.99
01:54:32.880 Well, everybody, if all these black names have made you suicidal, 1.00
01:54:38.320 make sure you go pick up a razor at NadeauShaveCo.com, promo code TOWERGANG. 0.99
01:54:42.460 We are out of here.
01:54:43.480 Thank you so much for tuning in, as always.
01:54:44.720 Send your sweet dicks the code. 1.00
01:54:46.280 Oh, okay. 0.98
01:54:46.820 Whatever.
01:54:47.300 I guess I was just going to do our plugs for us.
01:54:50.480 Just do whatever you're going to do.
01:54:51.920 Hey, go see Top at Skank Fest. 1.00
01:54:53.740 Go to his merch store and fucking get that shit out there. 1.00
01:54:56.620 Just go say hi to him. 1.00
01:54:57.560 Say, I'm from TOWERGANG.
01:54:58.720 I love you.
01:55:00.960 And then nothing else.
01:55:02.500 We have zero else.
01:55:03.740 Don't ask Clint about what he's doing.
01:55:05.320 Don't ask Jose about what he's doing. 1.00
01:55:06.700 Fuck you. 1.00
01:55:07.180 Don't do anything anyway. 1.00
01:55:08.180 I have the No Way Jose show.
01:55:09.640 No, no, no.
01:55:10.160 You can find me on YouTube.
01:55:10.980 No plugging.
01:55:11.520 All major odd pockets.
01:55:12.260 I don't know what's going on with Odyssey.
01:55:14.660 YouTube is back.
01:55:15.840 I'm going to start uploading there again.
01:55:17.200 My strike has expired.
01:55:18.960 I'm going to start uploading. 0.95
01:55:20.140 I'm probably, like, every day going to upload a new, some of my old shit.
01:55:23.500 Put the RFK series up there on YouTube. 0.85
01:55:25.900 So go check that out.
01:55:26.900 Follow me on Twitter.
01:55:27.480 I get TOWERGANG Jose. 0.93
01:55:28.340 Say, go send Toad your dicks at TOWERGANG underscore Toad. 0.92
01:55:34.080 We have Dave Smith. 0.96
01:55:35.160 Come on.
01:55:35.380 He will see your talk.
01:55:36.460 We're going to try to get some more people, too. 0.98
01:55:37.740 Maybe I can get, like, Shane Cashman for some spooky shit. 0.97
01:55:40.260 I don't know. 0.97
01:55:40.680 His connection always seems kind of iffy, though.
01:55:42.440 So I don't know. 0.79
01:55:43.000 Maybe he's not the greatest retarded. 1.00
01:55:44.160 If you want us to send your dick unsolicited to Dave Smith. 1.00
01:55:49.060 Yeah. 0.98
01:55:49.640 Assuming that Top's meme today didn't get me uninvited, I will be at the TimCast live event
01:55:55.380 in Miami October 6th through the 8th, I think.
01:55:58.980 Explain that meme.
01:56:00.460 Explain it to Tim.
01:56:01.920 Yeah.
01:56:02.220 I'll be there with Luke, Tim, and Ian, all three of them, and they'll be like, oh, yeah.
01:56:06.820 Very fucking funny meme you got there, Clint.
01:56:08.660 Very funny. 1.00
01:56:09.080 Can you show Donald Trump Jr. Toad's dick? 1.00
01:56:12.980 He backed out. 1.00
01:56:13.840 He backed out.
01:56:15.000 He backed out.
01:56:16.560 It's going to be the dude.
01:56:19.900 What's the dude with Project Veritas?
01:56:22.540 What's his name?
01:56:22.900 James O'Keefe.
01:56:23.360 James O'Keefe.
01:56:24.040 Yeah, James O'Keefe is replaced.
01:56:25.280 James O'Keefe. 1.00
01:56:25.580 Show him Toad's dick, whatever. 1.00
01:56:27.360 Yeah, dude, I want to... 1.00
01:56:28.940 Say you've been going undercover for this guy. 0.99
01:56:30.980 Donald Trump Jr., he needs to tell me, is this my dick presidential or not? 0.99
01:56:35.780 Do I have the presidential pee? 0.99
01:56:37.340 He's not going to be there.
01:56:38.320 Listen, Nephilim Death Squad just did another episode with Matthew Reif,
01:56:43.100 the Reif machine.
01:56:44.760 It's really cool.
01:56:45.340 Go check that out.
01:56:45.960 We got really cool production on that.
01:56:47.840 Me and Raven are doing our thing.
01:56:50.500 Raven already went to sleep.
01:56:52.060 So, I'll catch us there.
01:56:52.760 I forgot to mention.
01:56:53.580 I forgot to mention, had on Sargon of Akkad on the show with Luke.
01:56:57.740 So, go check that out. 0.95
01:56:59.260 Did 130,000 views on Rumble, which is fucking amazing. 0.82
01:57:03.000 And then tomorrow, I have Michael Rechtenwald. 0.97
01:57:05.220 And then Friday, I have Ashley St. Clair on Liberty Lockdown.
01:57:07.680 So, check those out.
01:57:08.960 All right.
01:57:10.560 Tower Gang Tone on Twitter. 0.98
01:57:12.320 Send your dicks, I guess, for Cocktober. 0.99
01:57:16.080 I mean, feel free to send anything else, too. 1.00
01:57:19.480 I don't give a shit. 0.99
01:57:20.140 Nope, nope. 1.00
01:57:20.900 Just your dicks. 1.00
01:57:21.880 Only dicks. 1.00
01:57:23.000 Dicks, whatever. 1.00
01:57:24.220 I'm not going to let you plug. 1.00
01:57:25.080 If you have a meaty, meaty clit, then maybe we would consider it a nicest lady dick. 1.00
01:57:29.340 If you have a huge clit, you can send that. 1.00
01:57:31.280 But otherwise, don't send him a nice pussy. 1.00
01:57:32.940 Don't you do it. 1.00
01:57:33.520 Send me the tits. 1.00
01:57:34.520 Sign up for the Tower Gang locals. 0.99
01:57:37.000 Towergang.locals.com.
01:57:39.200 Better Off Dead is my sports betting show.
01:57:41.940 I'm doing a couple episodes tonight, probably up until 4 a.m. again.
01:57:46.320 Because I am a crazy person.
01:57:47.160 Hey, Toad, don't do that.
01:57:50.460 It's the life, man.
01:57:51.460 Change your smoke alarm, Toad.
01:57:53.520 Don't do that.
01:57:54.120 It's the life.
01:57:54.960 Toad, Toad, you take joy in being sleep-deprived, and you don't need to do that to yourself.
01:57:59.820 Sleep a lot like me.
01:58:00.980 It's a better way to live.
01:58:01.800 All right, guys.
01:58:02.480 Listen.
01:58:03.760 We've done this enough.
01:58:05.020 It's been real.
01:58:06.040 It's been Wednesday.
01:58:06.800 Yeah.
01:58:07.420 Thank you.
01:58:08.200 We'll see you later. 1.00
01:58:08.840 Hugs and kisses, bitches. 1.00
01:58:09.360 Fuck you. 1.00
01:58:09.760 Peace. 1.00
01:58:11.900 Peace. 0.99
01:58:12.720 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00
01:58:14.820 Welcome to the Tower Power Hour, bitch. 1.00
01:58:16.580 No way, Jose. 1.00
01:58:18.040 Liberty Lockdown.
01:58:19.240 Welcome to the Tower Power Hour. 1.00
01:58:20.260 Flint, bitch. 1.00
01:58:21.740 Reed. 1.00
01:58:24.460 Cole.
01:58:26.060 Top Lobster.
01:58:27.280 And Toad.
01:58:28.680 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:58:31.160 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:58:32.780 Liberty Lock is truth-say.
01:58:34.700 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose. 0.96
01:58:37.260 Toad is sick.
01:58:38.080 No way, Jose. 1.00
01:58:39.140 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00
01:58:40.720 They made day spit all his- 0.99
01:58:42.220 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:58:44.180 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:58:46.700 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:58:48.700 They speak courage, you sped.
01:58:50.620 More than Rogue and you fed.
01:58:52.700 Truthodox, Weather, Timcast, Hotep.
01:58:55.160 More offensive, L.O.S.
01:58:56.980 No disrespect.
01:58:58.240 More offensive than L.O.S.
01:58:59.340 No disrespect.
01:59:00.860 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:59:03.260 å¡” were guiding, Tower Gang, tower gang.
01:59:03.760 Paying day spit all his fame.
01:59:05.760 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:59:08.180 Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:59:09.860 Tower Gang. 0.97
01:59:10.360 It's so fucking hard to line up to syllables and all that. 0.98