Tower Gang - Ep 157 - Blood Pillow w⧸ The Raven

00:00:00.000 Good evening, I'm Ken Bastida.

00:00:06.760 Dana is off tonight.

00:00:08.260 He was murdered and then set on fire

00:00:10.640 while celebrating his birthday.

00:00:12.380 You darling, what it's all about

00:00:16.020 Getting into the love

00:00:18.700 Can't you feel it?

00:00:22.520 Like, feel it.

00:00:23.680 But in my mind, I'm going, like, just don't bust.

00:00:26.160 Don't bust.

00:00:27.060 But it's just...

00:00:28.380 You're talking about edging, right?

00:00:33.100 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:34.820 Holy fuck! 1.00

00:00:35.840 Oh my god! 1.00

00:00:37.060 Stop saying yeah, please.

00:00:38.560 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:39.100 It's fucking so gross. 1.00

00:00:40.960 Oh my god! 1.00

00:00:43.080 This is fucking crap! 1.00

00:00:44.700 I have to try and make myself cum. 1.00

00:00:47.400 Yeah, we forgot about this guy. 1.00

00:00:48.940 This guy's a fucking liar. 1.00

00:00:51.000 Alright, door's open. 1.00

00:00:52.180 Get the fuck out. 0.98

00:00:58.380 I come exactly when she wants me to. 1.00

00:01:02.680 I just love eating pussy so much, 1.00

00:01:04.280 I just can't even get to sex. 1.00

00:01:05.700 I'll give you everything

00:01:06.840 when we break out. 0.99

00:01:10.760 I'm a dangerous rapist about half of my life. 1.00

00:01:13.420 Will people send your podcast pictures of their dick? 1.00

00:01:16.680 I don't think so. 1.00

00:01:17.440 And I walked over to him and I went,

00:01:21.900 BAM! 0.98

00:01:22.680 I punched him in the chest as hard as I... 0.95

00:01:24.600 I crumpled the kid. 0.95

00:01:25.900 Think about this.

00:01:27.060 There's no way you live with your mom. 0.98

00:01:28.500 You have a piss closet to that level. 1.00

00:01:30.460 You have a shit chair. 1.00

00:01:32.160 I just crumpled him. 1.00

00:01:34.220 And I said...

00:01:36.160 I leaned over, I said,

00:01:37.560 Ben, when are you going to stop playing games with God?

00:01:41.440 I led that man to the Lord right there.

00:01:43.840 There's times that that might be needed.

00:01:45.820 Tota's one bad bet away from being that guy.

00:01:48.480 No.

00:01:49.760 He's putting a grave and fall inside.

00:01:51.440 Oh! 0.60

00:01:53.240 She wants a dude that would, like, 0.99

00:01:55.620 gladly genocide her people. 1.00

00:01:57.300 And she's like, 1.00

00:01:57.740 I want you to make me come, motherfucker. 1.00

00:01:59.760 They're just jealous because they have big tits 1.00

00:02:01.660 and an Ashkenazi IQ. 1.00

00:02:03.300 Yes, that's what it is.

00:02:04.400 You got it.

00:02:04.980 I bet you Laura Loomer gets it in exclusively with Proud Boys.

00:02:08.060 Tell me, darling, what it's all about.

00:02:13.060 I'm just talking about love and communing. 1.00

00:02:24.860 It's Kawa again, Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:02:28.000 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:02:32.720 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby. 1.00

00:02:34.400 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's... 1.00

00:02:37.500 ...mussy. 1.00

00:02:39.500 You want to kill me or you want to give me a bone? 1.00

00:02:42.080 I don't know. 1.00

00:02:43.200 When I say fuck the Jews, 1.00

00:02:44.720 it means I'm horny. 1.00

00:02:46.500 Woe is me, I'm retarded. 0.94

00:02:48.700 Have you guys ever had the mythical 0.77

00:02:49.980 where there's the whole thing in 0.99

00:02:51.220 and then do that shit with it? 1.00

00:02:52.220 Whoa! 1.00

00:02:53.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:02:53.180 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00

00:02:57.040 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00

00:02:59.540 And... 1.00

00:03:00.100 ...you fucking asshole. 1.00

00:03:03.100 Toad's on fire! 1.00

00:03:04.480 He was a 10 in real life.

00:03:05.920 He's like a dead 8.

00:03:09.460 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:03:10.820 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:03:12.760 That is why.

00:03:13.280 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00

00:03:15.800 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:03:17.320 That is... 1.00

00:03:18.640 Jesus Christ, our introductions

00:03:29.840 are getting so much better 0.99

00:03:31.360 every fucking time, every week. 0.99

00:03:33.300 Was that because you had Ocho Cinco? 0.99

00:03:34.820 Is that what happened to him?

00:03:36.140 Clint Russell, Liberty...

00:03:37.240 Oh, excuse me, Tower Gang.

00:03:38.300 Hey, welcome.

00:03:38.920 This Wednesday.

00:03:40.320 I'm so, like, pried.

00:03:42.060 You know what I realized?

00:03:42.900 Can we stop playing the Christmas music?

00:03:45.300 Turn it down.

00:03:47.280 Turn it down.

00:03:47.840 You're a producer.

00:03:48.760 How dare you?

00:03:49.740 Thank you.

00:03:50.220 How dare you?

00:03:50.760 You yelled that right off the bat.

00:03:52.680 I mean, Jesus.

00:03:53.800 It's like...

00:03:54.500 Christmas just happened.

00:03:55.700 It's like it's done.

00:03:56.540 Anyways, what I realized

00:03:57.500 during that introduction

00:03:58.720 is that...

00:03:59.640 Please stop singing, Toad. 1.00

00:04:00.820 It's really fucking gay. 1.00

00:04:02.320 That what we are 1.00

00:04:04.220 is we are that pastor

00:04:05.920 that crumples Toad every week.

00:04:08.160 See what I'm saying?

00:04:09.920 And sometimes

00:04:10.420 that's what God asks of us.

00:04:13.040 So you should be appreciative.

00:04:14.420 We got Top Lobster

00:04:15.320 of toplobster.com

00:04:16.480 We got Jose of No Way Jose

00:04:19.460 who's on a mission to

00:04:21.080 for some reason

00:04:22.540 seek justice for a black man.

00:04:24.940 I mean, honestly, 1.00

00:04:26.960 who gives a fuck, right? 0.99

00:04:27.960 And then we got Cole 0.99

00:04:29.100 host of Two and a Half Takes

00:04:30.760 sometimes.

00:04:32.280 And then we got host

00:04:33.280 of Better Off Dead

00:04:34.360 and Man We Wish He Was

00:04:35.920 Mr. Toad.

00:04:36.900 What's up, buddy?

00:04:37.320 Jesus Christ.

00:04:37.880 It's rough.

00:04:38.280 Dude, I really hope

00:04:39.520 that we just keep getting

00:04:40.560 longer, long intros

00:04:41.340 until it's just 90 minutes

00:04:42.680 of an intro 1.00

00:04:43.320 of just all our shit. 0.99

00:04:44.900 We're not even 0.99

00:04:45.320 having a show anymore?

00:04:46.560 No.

00:04:47.060 We just play replays

00:04:48.160 of old shows

00:04:48.920 just mashed up together.

00:04:50.800 Honestly,

00:04:51.340 Lainey is so much

00:04:53.440 more talented

00:04:53.960 than any of us.

00:04:55.100 I feel like

00:04:55.660 that would be

00:04:56.080 a better show.

00:04:57.540 Yeah.

00:04:57.840 Your gain is up

00:04:58.780 a little bit.

00:04:59.400 I had to turn down

00:04:59.980 my volume.

00:05:01.260 My gain is up?

00:05:02.340 Yeah, it's up a little bit.

00:05:03.180 Dude, if he, she was able 0.99

00:05:06.420 to do like a fucking 0.99

00:05:09.380 hour and a half long edit, 0.98

00:05:11.280 it would be better

00:05:11.880 than any of our shows

00:05:12.720 ever.

00:05:13.600 It would just be the best.

00:05:14.640 She just goes through

00:05:15.420 the hundred and what?

00:05:17.060 Fifty, sixty, whatever.

00:05:18.680 Honestly, we should do that.

00:05:20.500 We should just condition

00:05:21.340 our audience

00:05:22.060 like little by little

00:05:24.020 as we go.

00:05:24.480 It'll probably take us

00:05:25.120 like maybe two years

00:05:26.040 to get there,

00:05:26.600 but eventually,

00:05:27.560 like you said,

00:05:28.440 it would be...

00:05:28.980 10 seconds at a time.

00:05:30.280 There would be a point

00:05:31.060 where it would be like

00:05:31.680 a 70 minutes

00:05:32.720 of just intro

00:05:33.520 and then we'd talk

00:05:34.440 for a couple of minutes

00:05:35.300 and they would just

00:05:36.140 accept it

00:05:36.740 and you could work

00:05:37.560 your way all the way 0.98

00:05:39.260 up to like a rat 0.98

00:05:40.080 in a cage.

00:05:40.640 I think we could do

00:05:41.260 that to these people.

00:05:42.200 There's going to be

00:05:42.580 more of them as we go,

00:05:43.920 but I think we could do

00:05:44.780 that to the 74

00:05:45.600 in the YouTube chat

00:05:46.380 right now.

00:05:46.660 They don't look too smart.

00:05:49.540 Yeah.

00:05:50.360 My volume's fine, Jose.

00:05:52.000 Your volume's too low, 1.00

00:05:52.860 you fucking queef. 1.00

00:05:54.140 Okay. 1.00

00:05:54.700 All right.

00:05:55.160 Jeez.

00:05:56.960 Hey, so y'all were

00:05:58.500 on Luke's show,

00:06:00.160 weren't you, Top?

00:06:01.060 I want to hear,

00:06:01.760 but I have heard

00:06:02.680 some stories

00:06:03.500 and I want to get

00:06:04.420 to the bottom of this

00:06:05.140 and I don't care.

00:06:05.920 Hi, I'm Clint.

00:06:07.120 It's my show.

00:06:09.460 No, no.

00:06:11.140 It's Luke's show.

00:06:12.200 We're going to talk

00:06:16.980 about it now.

00:06:17.860 I have been waiting

00:06:18.480 for this.

00:06:19.040 I tuned in to

00:06:20.420 Nephilim Death Squad

00:06:21.100 for like 15 minutes

00:06:22.940 and look.

00:06:23.780 Oh, and somebody's in.

00:06:25.360 Wow.

00:06:25.760 Right on time.

00:06:26.260 Right on time.

00:06:27.180 Serendipity.

00:06:28.300 Jesus.

00:06:29.140 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:06:29.960 What the fuck 0.99

00:06:30.220 is going on, boys? 1.00

00:06:32.700 This is an intervention.

00:06:34.540 He's on for just

00:06:35.100 a couple of minutes

00:06:35.640 because we need to talk 0.99

00:06:36.400 about what the fuck 0.99

00:06:37.060 happened, Clint. 0.99

00:06:37.800 Okay.

00:06:38.020 Rule of five.

00:06:38.960 Rule of five,

00:06:39.540 Toad. 0.99

00:06:39.780 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:06:40.200 Yeah, he toad out. 1.00

00:06:41.020 Actually, that's right.

00:06:41.960 You're right.

00:06:42.300 Okay.

00:06:47.680 It's much better.

00:06:49.280 He's right.

00:06:49.780 It's much roomier in here.

00:06:50.800 It's better.

00:06:51.380 Yeah, he can spread out

00:06:52.400 a little bit. 1.00

00:06:53.020 The fat fucker's gone. 1.00

00:06:54.800 That's not fair. 1.00

00:06:55.920 Did we all vote?

00:06:56.820 I think we all implied

00:06:57.980 that we voted.

00:06:58.820 We all voted in here.

00:06:59.780 Yeah.

00:07:00.540 I mean, I didn't hear about it.

00:07:01.840 I kind of just heard 0.99

00:07:02.580 you kick him the fuck out, 0.99

00:07:03.580 but it's fine with me. 1.00

00:07:05.620 All right.

00:07:06.120 Raven, a.k.a.

00:07:06.780 David Lee Corbo.

00:07:07.600 This is an intervention.

00:07:08.480 Go ahead.

00:07:09.940 Well, listen, man.

00:07:10.920 First off,

00:07:11.460 I want to thank you

00:07:12.000 for your hospitality.

00:07:12.940 It was lovely, right?

00:07:14.080 And both having us on the show

00:07:16.340 and then inviting us

00:07:17.380 back to your place,

00:07:18.380 getting very competitive

00:07:19.940 with ping pong with Top,

00:07:21.340 which, you know,

00:07:22.560 from where I was standing,

00:07:23.700 it was a little bit

00:07:24.460 of a domination,

00:07:25.240 but I don't really

00:07:25.760 want to go into that.

00:07:26.520 I don't know 0.99

00:07:26.760 what the fuck 1.00

00:07:27.080 you're talking about. 1.00

00:07:28.040 I mean, it was,

00:07:28.860 they were close games.

00:07:29.700 He actually cheated.

00:07:30.780 He was counting

00:07:31.820 the six finger on his finger.

00:07:33.640 He cheated.

00:07:34.320 Yeah, for sure.

00:07:34.940 If you're going to say

00:07:35.460 because I'm a Nephilim,

00:07:36.280 I cheated.

00:07:37.200 I'll grant you that.

00:07:38.960 Right.

00:07:39.260 There is something

00:07:40.000 that I would like to address.

00:07:41.500 And it's that,

00:07:42.860 one,

00:07:43.280 I've never seen a man

00:07:44.340 who doesn't drink, 1.00

00:07:45.440 drink so fucking much. 0.99

00:07:47.160 Like, 0.99

00:07:47.360 it was an incredible amount

00:07:48.680 that you drank.

00:07:50.380 A lot of them.

00:07:51.240 Wait up.

00:07:51.660 Here's a better question.

00:07:52.600 Were you drunk?

00:07:54.060 I don't think so.

00:07:55.620 That's wild to say.

00:07:56.600 I'm not sure.

00:07:58.360 He was pouring.

00:07:59.460 I don't know if that makes

00:08:00.260 this better or worse

00:08:01.300 than the sequence

00:08:02.620 of events that happened.

00:08:04.120 He was pouring them halfway

00:08:05.440 and then a little bit of,

00:08:06.940 a little bit of Coke

00:08:07.720 and just drinking them.

00:08:09.140 I'm like,

00:08:09.420 I mean,

00:08:09.720 I saw you drink like four

00:08:10.880 before we played ping pong

00:08:12.040 and he still beat me,

00:08:13.080 which makes me think,

00:08:13.940 how good is this guy

00:08:14.800 at ping pong?

00:08:16.040 Why?

00:08:16.760 I think it's so athletic.

00:08:18.240 I think Nephilim can consume 0.99

00:08:18.480 a little bit more

00:08:19.340 than the average person,

00:08:20.340 but I mean like,

00:08:21.020 we're talking half glasses

00:08:22.120 of vodka

00:08:22.600 out of the only glass

00:08:24.040 that he owned,

00:08:24.720 by the way,

00:08:25.340 which was very impressive.

00:08:28.800 This is true though.

00:08:30.800 This is true.

00:08:31.260 It's all true.

00:08:32.400 They have their ladies with them 0.96

00:08:33.480 and they go,

00:08:35.420 hey,

00:08:35.580 you got a glass?

00:08:36.180 And I was like,

00:08:37.340 nah,

00:08:37.880 I got two.

00:08:38.900 I got one for my water.

00:08:40.060 I got one for my booze.

00:08:41.040 He literally has them on the,

00:08:42.280 he has them on like the futon

00:08:43.960 that's in front of the couch,

00:08:45.160 but there's also,

00:08:46.240 there's hot sauce,

00:08:47.560 like five kinds of hot sauce.

00:08:49.120 Seven hot sauce

00:08:50.100 that I have

00:08:50.660 that I sit next to my ottoman

00:08:52.200 that don't move.

00:08:53.340 That they're there permanently.

00:08:55.560 This is, 1.00

00:08:56.040 this is a fucking, 1.00

00:08:56.820 this is a mad castle, 1.00

00:08:57.780 bro.

00:08:58.460 You know,

00:08:58.820 like the cliche,

00:08:59.680 right?

00:08:59.860 It's like,

00:09:00.120 if I was,

00:09:00.640 if I lived alone

00:09:01.400 and I didn't have a wife,

00:09:02.280 I'd have a mattress on the floor,

00:09:03.820 cardboard box,

00:09:04.660 and I'd have my TV on the floor.

00:09:05.960 So Clint doesn't have that.

00:09:07.120 He has the illusion of like,

00:09:09.300 you know,

00:09:09.560 something fancy going on.

00:09:10.780 Like you go into the,

00:09:11.940 into his place

00:09:12.800 and there's like,

00:09:13.400 it's furnished.

00:09:14.180 No,

00:09:14.340 there's a,

00:09:15.060 no,

00:09:15.200 no,

00:09:15.280 no,

00:09:15.380 you go into his place.

00:09:16.820 You go into his place.

00:09:18.100 Okay.

00:09:18.320 You have to understand this Cole.

00:09:19.520 Cole would fall down 1.00

00:09:20.280 cause he's from like a fucking trailer. 1.00

00:09:21.900 You walk into this. 1.00

00:09:23.260 First you go past the,

00:09:24.640 the guarded gate.

00:09:25.500 Then you drive another mile

00:09:27.360 to where he's at 0.99

00:09:28.080 past other fucking huge towers. 0.99

00:09:29.980 Okay. 0.99

00:09:30.920 And then you go in,

00:09:32.140 there's like the sliding double doors.

00:09:33.880 It's like,

00:09:34.400 it's literally a hotel.

00:09:35.600 This place is a hotel. 1.00

00:09:36.420 You skip the fucking black dude 1.00

00:09:38.360 that, 1.00

00:09:38.720 that takes your keys 0.64

00:09:39.780 and he doesn't really say like,

00:09:41.160 can I have your keys? 0.99

00:09:41.900 He just grumbles some shit at you. 0.99

00:09:43.420 Typically, 1.00

00:09:43.760 if it was on the streets,

00:09:45.120 you'd give him like a dollar,

00:09:46.320 but because he's outside of this building,

00:09:47.900 you,

00:09:48.080 you hand him your keys.

00:09:49.060 Without hesitation,

00:09:50.840 he said,

00:09:51.120 and I was like,

00:09:52.840 here you go.

00:09:53.540 You must take the keys.

00:09:54.940 I'm reading all the signs of this place.

00:09:56.660 You walk in,

00:09:57.460 it's like Trump tower.

00:09:58.460 There's like marble gold.

00:10:00.160 There's like a receptionist

00:10:01.460 behind like this huge marble desk.

00:10:03.440 And then to get to the,

00:10:04.900 like where the people live,

00:10:06.080 there's another door

00:10:07.240 with a facial recognition system. 1.00

00:10:09.560 This shit is like, 1.00

00:10:10.060 No, it's not. 1.00

00:10:11.480 Yeah.

00:10:13.160 Look at him.

00:10:14.300 Yup.

00:10:15.000 Just straight up.

00:10:15.920 No big deal.

00:10:16.740 No big deal.

00:10:17.240 This is,

00:10:17.420 this is what's wild to me.

00:10:18.420 A Mali and migrant 1.00

00:10:19.340 and then a facial recognition system.

00:10:21.720 This is,

00:10:22.260 this is what's wild to me

00:10:23.160 is like,

00:10:23.560 I'm so accustomed to living well

00:10:26.160 that I don't even,

00:10:27.740 like when they,

00:10:28.260 when they got upstairs

00:10:29.100 and they knock on my door

00:10:30.120 and I was like,

00:10:30.600 Hey,

00:10:30.760 come on in.

00:10:31.380 They're like,

00:10:32.020 they're like, 1.00

00:10:32.420 what the fuck is this place? 1.00

00:10:34.020 And I was like, 1.00

00:10:34.520 I was like,

00:10:35.380 it's just a condo complex,

00:10:36.740 bro.

00:10:37.920 The elevator,

00:10:38.840 the elevator was furnished nicer

00:10:41.840 than,

00:10:42.640 than my living room.

00:10:43.820 It was,

00:10:44.580 Is there a seat in there?

00:10:46.040 Is there,

00:10:46.360 there was,

00:10:46.940 it was like marble

00:10:47.780 and like inlay 1.00

00:10:49.140 and fucking, 1.00

00:10:49.940 it was, 1.00

00:10:50.300 there was gold.

00:10:50.880 I was like, 1.00

00:10:51.100 this shit, 1.00

00:10:51.440 it cost more than my house probably. 1.00

00:10:54.100 And I was like, 0.99

00:10:54.740 what the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:10:55.840 Right? 0.99

00:10:56.120 Cause with Clint,

00:10:57.100 I was like,

00:10:57.480 either this guy's lying

00:10:58.760 and he doesn't have any money,

00:11:00.580 which very well could be right.

00:11:02.060 Because he doesn't even have underwear.

00:11:04.060 He wears, 1.00

00:11:04.880 he dresses like a retard. 0.99

00:11:07.520 And then, 0.99

00:11:07.880 or he's like so wildly rich

00:11:10.220 that he like, 1.00

00:11:10.840 like Simon Cowell shit. 1.00

00:11:11.800 Like he just wears a black t-shirt 1.00

00:11:13.020 or whatever.

00:11:13.900 And it turns out it's the latter.

00:11:15.440 He is this,

00:11:16.500 this wildly rich.

00:11:18.820 Clint just knows the way,

00:11:20.160 it's the way of like the progressive city.

00:11:22.000 Because like,

00:11:22.520 if you're surrounded by a bunch of thugs,

00:11:25.060 you know what I'm talking about?

00:11:26.900 You want to dress?

00:11:27.760 Where's he,

00:11:28.220 where's he going with this?

00:11:31.740 You know what?

00:11:32.860 No,

00:11:33.060 I think I know what he was doing.

00:11:34.400 I think I know what he's doing.

00:11:35.100 He said he was trying to fit in with the culture 1.00

00:11:37.320 by looking like a piece of shit. 1.00

00:11:39.240 Is what, 1.00

00:11:39.680 is what Toby was about to say.

00:11:41.200 You know what's trying to fit in with the culture?

00:11:43.340 It would be gold chains. 1.00

00:11:44.460 It would be fucking grills. 1.00

00:11:45.640 I mean, 0.99

00:11:45.880 it's a horrible place outside.

00:11:47.460 Like we went to the public's out there and everything.

00:11:49.280 It's,

00:11:49.540 it's rough.

00:11:50.220 It's not great.

00:11:50.800 It's Miami.

00:11:51.140 There's a lot of,

00:11:52.140 you know,

00:11:52.820 different shades of skin

00:11:54.440 kind of walking around.

00:11:55.460 The public's I shop at is nice,

00:11:56.780 but go ahead.

00:11:57.960 There's another one.

00:11:58.660 What I meant was,

00:11:59.440 you dress like you don't have any money to steal from you.

00:12:02.760 That's what I meant.

00:12:03.720 Yo,

00:12:04.060 I don't,

00:12:04.460 I don't dress like I have money.

00:12:05.660 Cause like,

00:12:06.700 all right.

00:12:06.960 So here's the deal.

00:12:07.820 I got rich when I was in my early thirties.

00:12:10.560 I have now been rich for a decade.

00:12:12.480 Why do I need to,

00:12:13.380 like,

00:12:13.540 am I going to,

00:12:14.200 do I need to show it off?

00:12:15.180 No, 1.00

00:12:15.660 that's the type of fucking flex. 1.00

00:12:17.060 I love this way. 0.99

00:12:18.040 I love David,

00:12:19.260 David,

00:12:19.460 the way he's,

00:12:20.180 the way he's setting this up

00:12:21.400 is just so much.

00:12:23.580 Go,

00:12:24.040 just go,

00:12:24.400 go,

00:12:24.500 go,

00:12:24.660 go.

00:12:24.680 It's insulting dude,

00:12:25.720 because look,

00:12:26.440 we have just finished eating at a lovely burger joint with Clint,

00:12:30.180 right?

00:12:30.320 We wrapped the show.

00:12:31.460 We went to the best burger ever. 0.98

00:12:33.020 It wasn't fucking, 0.96

00:12:33.740 but that's fine. 0.92

00:12:34.620 And it was okay.

00:12:35.200 The okayest burger.

00:12:36.480 It was the okayest burger.

00:12:37.840 That wasn't Clint's fault.

00:12:38.740 It was like the political show,

00:12:39.620 the best political show.

00:12:40.580 It's the okayest.

00:12:41.360 It's okay.

00:12:42.140 It's one of the burgers of all time.

00:12:44.340 And look,

00:12:44.900 one of the burgers. 0.99

00:12:46.180 And he's fucking dressed like a normal person at the burger joint. 0.99

00:12:49.660 But for some reason, 0.99

00:12:50.700 he makes it a point to dress down on us,

00:12:53.400 right?

00:12:53.800 So like we go to Publix,

00:12:55.220 we get some drinks.

00:12:56.000 We meet Clint at his house.

00:12:57.240 It's only been 15 minutes.

00:12:58.860 And when we show up,

00:13:00.280 he's in full pajama pants and bare feet.

00:13:01.980 Keep in mind.

00:13:02.600 We've showed up with our wives. 1.00

00:13:04.480 He was already dressed like shit. 1.00

00:13:05.980 And then he figured out, 1.00

00:13:07.060 I'm going to dress like more shit. 1.00

00:13:09.020 You know why? 1.00

00:13:09.800 Because fuck these niggas. 1.00

00:13:11.680 That's why. 1.00

00:13:13.000 It's a boss move.

00:13:14.200 But when you're Clint,

00:13:15.640 you have to be dressed like you're about to fall asleep at any given time.

00:13:18.600 You have to be prepared for that moment.

00:13:19.620 That's a great point.

00:13:20.660 Honestly,

00:13:21.160 here's the deal.

00:13:22.240 Once you have enough money,

00:13:24.380 your focus becomes comfort.

00:13:26.700 You want to be comfortable at all times. 1.00

00:13:28.920 So I dressed up by putting pants on to go do the show with Luke and these two fucking retards. 1.00

00:13:35.180 When I get home, 1.00

00:13:36.600 it's sweatpants time, 1.00

00:13:37.600 motherfuckers. 1.00

00:13:38.120 I ain't wearing anything. 1.00

00:13:39.140 Do you see what I said,

00:13:39.940 David?

00:13:40.540 We see what he says.

00:13:41.200 He has the time for everything.

00:13:42.280 He's like,

00:13:42.620 sleepy time.

00:13:43.320 I sleepy time.

00:13:44.400 If it's work time, 0.95

00:13:45.940 I'm working the motherfucking out of that work time. 0.94

00:13:48.080 Work time. 0.94

00:13:48.920 Play time.

00:13:49.300 If it's drinking time,

00:13:50.140 I'm filling up my cup halfway with booze.

00:13:52.800 Drink is like the extremes.

00:13:54.880 Maybe we're onto something here.

00:13:56.620 Clint is the low-key,

00:13:58.060 the extremes.

00:13:58.740 You'd never know it.

00:14:00.040 I do understand the comfort thing,

00:14:01.580 because how many like investment bakers do you see in like Lamborghinis?

00:14:04.640 No,

00:14:04.880 no,

00:14:05.000 they're like in Maybacks and like Mercedes.

00:14:07.040 They're like, 0.99

00:14:07.740 just get me in the most comfortable shit imaginable. 1.00

00:14:10.700 That's what I want to be in. 0.99

00:14:11.460 And this is why I went with the vet,

00:14:13.000 because I didn't know.

00:14:14.180 I wanted a sports car, 0.99

00:14:15.440 but that thing fucking is comfortable. 0.99

00:14:17.620 It really is. 0.99

00:14:18.780 So yeah,

00:14:19.420 I look,

00:14:19.800 I have a little bit of money.

00:14:20.600 I don't,

00:14:20.880 I'm not super rich,

00:14:21.900 but he has two glasses.

00:14:22.820 I've had a good amount of money for a long time. 0.97

00:14:25.940 This is what really fucking confuses me, 0.84

00:14:28.360 because I'm like, 0.96

00:14:28.820 where is his money going to?

00:14:30.360 He has no cups,

00:14:31.560 right?

00:14:31.700 He has no plates.

00:14:32.560 Like there's nothing.

00:14:33.420 He has also a sort of a landscape portrait of watermelon on his kitchen.

00:14:39.300 I forgot about that.

00:14:41.000 No,

00:14:41.500 he said he forgot about it.

00:14:42.840 When we were there,

00:14:43.580 I was like, 0.99

00:14:43.900 who's fucking, 1.00

00:14:44.720 what is this? 1.00

00:14:45.580 And he goes,

00:14:46.160 and he was like,

00:14:46.820 never seen that before.

00:14:48.800 This dude wants me to be a wicker so bad.

00:14:53.200 He has a picture of watermelon. 0.99

00:14:56.840 He's got fucking hot sauce on the floor and watermelon on the wall. 0.98

00:15:00.740 I don't know what's this bean bag. 0.99

00:15:02.140 I heard this bean bag thing.

00:15:03.260 What is this thing about a bean bag?

00:15:04.960 All right.

00:15:05.160 So when I,

00:15:06.440 when I rented the condo,

00:15:07.600 when I rented the condo,

00:15:08.460 I did not have to decorate it.

00:15:10.960 It was,

00:15:11.140 it became fully decorated,

00:15:12.280 but it did not have enough seating.

00:15:13.760 So the one thing that I've acquired in terms of furniture is a giant, 0.99

00:15:17.760 giant motherfucking bean bag. 0.98

00:15:19.580 And I offered to have them sleep on it. 1.00

00:15:21.260 They declined because they thought I would rape their wives, 1.00

00:15:23.500 which is, 1.00

00:15:23.940 I actually said that I would sleep on the,

00:15:28.200 it was only our wives that were like, 1.00

00:15:30.240 what the fuck did you just agree to? 0.99

00:15:31.840 No, 1.00

00:15:32.020 no,

00:15:32.160 no,

00:15:32.280 no. 1.00

00:15:32.480 This is on this fucking. 1.00

00:15:33.760 So this is what happened. 0.99

00:15:35.040 We're like,

00:15:35.640 we're like,

00:15:36.180 oh,

00:15:36.300 we could just get a,

00:15:37.240 we just get a waffles on the end table.

00:15:42.540 It's like,

00:15:43.100 it's like how they have the different,

00:15:44.300 uh,

00:15:44.600 loofah colors at the villages.

00:15:46.220 Like in Miami,

00:15:47.120 they have a whole different like symbol for it.

00:15:49.340 Oh,

00:15:49.580 you have a painting of a watermelon.

00:15:51.080 We know what that means.

00:15:51.820 Yeah.

00:15:52.420 Clint is just really, 0.98

00:15:53.160 I didn't know what the fuck he meant. 0.99

00:15:54.340 It's cosmopolitan maxing. 0.99

00:15:54.980 That's it.

00:15:55.760 Yeah,

00:15:56.020 he is.

00:15:56.860 But so here's the thing.

00:15:57.840 We were like cosmopolitan.

00:15:59.160 Does he,

00:15:59.760 does,

00:15:59.940 oh,

00:16:00.040 by the way,

00:16:00.440 you said he has booze.

00:16:01.560 Uh,

00:16:01.840 yeah,

00:16:02.040 they are,

00:16:02.440 because my aunt has one.

00:16:03.440 I don't have booze.

00:16:04.200 I have one bottle of vodka.

00:16:05.700 Cause my,

00:16:05.940 so he doesn't have like a booze cabinet where he like spends money on like,

00:16:09.020 just like nice.

00:16:09.860 Oh,

00:16:10.180 Hey,

00:16:10.380 Hey,

00:16:10.580 but if you came to my house back when I lived in Carlsbad,

00:16:13.160 it was,

00:16:13.660 I had a full,

00:16:14.540 yo,

00:16:14.720 I had a full custom light up bar that,

00:16:18.400 that was every alcohol you could imagine.

00:16:20.500 My place was the party spot,

00:16:22.420 but I don't own this place.

00:16:23.340 So I'm not going to decorate it like that.

00:16:24.540 I'm not going to go. 1.00

00:16:25.020 I want Clint to move next to me so badly just to see what kind of fuck, 0.99

00:16:29.720 like if Clint bought a, 0.99

00:16:30.860 like a house in the woods,

00:16:32.260 what would that be? 0.62

00:16:33.240 It would be retarded. 1.00

00:16:34.540 Yeah, 0.99

00:16:34.640 it'd be sick.

00:16:35.200 We'd never see him.

00:16:35.880 He would sleep all the time.

00:16:39.100 I like, 1.00

00:16:39.800 I like nice shit, 1.00

00:16:40.980 bro. 1.00

00:16:41.160 But I,

00:16:41.440 but I don't,

00:16:41.900 I don't like,

00:16:42.360 I don't,

00:16:42.780 I don't really care about dressing fancy.

00:16:44.240 Like that, 1.00

00:16:44.680 that to me has always been fucking gay. 1.00

00:16:46.460 All right. 1.00

00:16:46.680 This is besides the point,

00:16:47.620 Clint.

00:16:47.820 Okay.

00:16:48.020 We're getting off topic here.

00:16:48.980 All right.

00:16:49.140 Go ahead.

00:16:49.920 The discussion before was like,

00:16:53.660 should we get a hotel?

00:16:54.440 And he's like,

00:16:54.960 yo,

00:16:55.080 I could accommodate.

00:16:56.460 And we're like,

00:16:56.980 you know what?

00:16:57.300 Let's go see how we feel about it.

00:16:59.000 When we get there,

00:17:00.200 we'll say yes or no.

00:17:01.520 And then we'll go from there.

00:17:03.040 If it'll fit.

00:17:05.340 He's easy through a water fountain.

00:17:08.440 Welcome to my crib,

00:17:09.560 bro.

00:17:10.420 Can I paint a picture though?

00:17:11.560 Cause I think I have,

00:17:12.440 I have Clint wrapped up to a duality and it's a very interesting dual.

00:17:16.360 It's a yin and yang,

00:17:17.460 right?

00:17:17.620 We've already decided I'm in a duality.

00:17:19.120 It's between homo sapien and Nephilim,

00:17:22.140 but go ahead.

00:17:22.660 Oh,

00:17:22.920 I think we're sleeping in a wake.

00:17:24.340 It's an,

00:17:24.600 it's an effective blip.

00:17:26.340 I thought he was,

00:17:27.700 I thought he was going somewhere else.

00:17:30.040 It's like when it comes to hospitality,

00:17:31.840 right?

00:17:32.140 Clint is an excellent conversation list.

00:17:34.460 He'll show you to like a fun time.

00:17:35.940 We went down,

00:17:36.440 we played pong,

00:17:37.100 we played pool,

00:17:37.820 we had drinks,

00:17:38.540 we,

00:17:39.020 you know,

00:17:39.240 sat up all night talking.

00:17:40.360 It was like anything you need.

00:17:41.580 I got you very cool,

00:17:42.620 right?

00:17:42.720 Atari video game pong. 0.99

00:17:44.160 God damn it. 1.00

00:17:44.780 I'm going to kick you out again. 1.00

00:17:45.620 God damn it. 1.00

00:17:46.720 No. 0.99

00:17:47.500 This is important.

00:17:48.560 I tried,

00:17:49.100 I tried to just,

00:17:50.340 I wanted to like,

00:17:51.360 none of us like say anything and just keep going.

00:17:53.640 And he was just like,

00:17:54.780 like the 70,

00:17:55.620 like, 1.00

00:17:55.860 shut up. 1.00

00:17:56.940 You can't help yourself. 1.00

00:17:57.700 Is it like pong?

00:17:59.820 Go ahead.

00:18:00.480 Go ahead.

00:18:00.960 David,

00:18:01.180 you should have said ping pong.

00:18:02.880 Jesus.

00:18:03.460 I know.

00:18:03.800 Jesus.

00:18:04.360 So,

00:18:04.720 so like I said,

00:18:06.240 very,

00:18:06.800 very warm,

00:18:08.060 very friendly,

00:18:08.980 great conversation,

00:18:09.900 all that stuff.

00:18:10.620 And then the flip side of things,

00:18:12.680 here's the flip side.

00:18:13.500 It's jarring,

00:18:14.280 right?

00:18:14.440 Because it's like,

00:18:15.060 this guy has received us open arms,

00:18:17.120 had a good time,

00:18:18.120 good conversation.

00:18:19.340 Nighttime rolls around,

00:18:20.380 right? 0.99

00:18:21.060 It's fucking late. 0.98

00:18:22.440 We're tired. 0.99

00:18:23.340 We're drunk.

00:18:24.000 We're sitting in the living room.

00:18:25.480 And hold on a second.

00:18:27.700 Clint.

00:18:30.100 I just want to see Clint's face.

00:18:31.340 Go,

00:18:31.480 go ahead,

00:18:31.820 David.

00:18:32.100 Tell us.

00:18:32.800 Okay.

00:18:33.160 Okay.

00:18:33.520 We just play,

00:18:34.840 we just play,

00:18:35.580 we played like, 0.98

00:18:36.220 like ping pong and pool and shit. 0.99

00:18:37.900 We've been where he was sweating. 0.99

00:18:39.440 He was sweating.

00:18:40.220 All right.

00:18:40.440 Clint was sweating.

00:18:41.200 It was,

00:18:41.520 we were tired,

00:18:42.560 man.

00:18:43.020 Half a bottle of vodka gone.

00:18:45.200 And we're kind of driving since the morning.

00:18:46.700 It was like,

00:18:47.080 you know,

00:18:47.660 that body language.

00:18:48.320 We can play ping pong.

00:18:49.240 I'm not entirely sure.

00:18:50.360 Yes.

00:18:51.180 No,

00:18:51.500 we played pong,

00:18:52.680 like the seventies.

00:18:54.520 Beer.

00:18:56.400 So,

00:18:57.000 um,

00:18:58.180 then the end of the night rolls around and we're given all that body

00:19:00.940 language.

00:19:01.240 It's time to wrap up.

00:19:02.320 All of a sudden,

00:19:02.820 Clint turns to us and he goes,

00:19:04.060 are you,

00:19:04.860 are you sleepy?

00:19:06.620 It's like midnight,

00:19:08.000 right? 1.00

00:19:08.180 This motherfucker really looked at us and said, 1.00

00:19:11.180 are you sleepy? 1.00

00:19:12.160 It's a,

00:19:12.440 it's a 11.

00:19:13.160 We've been driving.

00:19:14.240 25.

00:19:15.340 At night.

00:19:15.920 We've been driving for six hours.

00:19:18.540 All right.

00:19:18.880 Six hours.

00:19:19.520 We've been driving for eight hours.

00:19:21.080 Since six in the morning.

00:19:23.160 No, 1.00

00:19:23.480 fuck you, 1.00

00:19:24.100 Clint. 1.00

00:19:24.440 Six in the fucking morning, 1.00

00:19:25.580 dude. 1.00

00:19:26.140 All right.

00:19:26.420 So we go,

00:19:27.780 well,

00:19:28.060 yeah,

00:19:28.260 we're,

00:19:28.480 we're kind of tired.

00:19:29.320 And you know what he tells us?

00:19:30.280 He goes,

00:19:30.840 um,

00:19:31.480 well,

00:19:31.860 I mean,

00:19:32.280 you guys can go to sleep if you want.

00:19:33.620 Mind you,

00:19:34.360 top and his wife have been,

00:19:35.520 uh,

00:19:36.040 uh,

00:19:36.420 you know,

00:19:37.000 allocated the guest room.

00:19:38.640 My wife and I were getting this oversized bead bag,

00:19:41.460 not complaining,

00:19:42.140 pretty comfortable,

00:19:42.700 but the catch is it's in the living room where Clint is saying,

00:19:49.360 Hey,

00:19:49.480 look,

00:19:49.840 you guys can go to sleep, 0.99

00:19:51.280 but I'm going to play Harry fucking Potter. 1.00

00:19:55.320 And I don't give a shit that you're going to go to sleep. 0.99

00:19:58.920 And me and my wife are like, 0.99

00:20:00.240 I'm like, 0.99

00:20:01.220 Oh shit. 0.99

00:20:02.000 What? 1.00

00:20:02.380 Like he's playing the new Harry Potter.

00:20:04.900 You don't understand.

00:20:05.980 And yo,

00:20:06.760 when we got to your house,

00:20:08.340 his wife was literally crying tears.

00:20:10.440 Cause she was tired.

00:20:11.320 They're tired.

00:20:12.180 People.

00:20:14.800 I was just,

00:20:15.520 I was just arguing with him just now.

00:20:17.540 I said,

00:20:17.760 yo,

00:20:17.920 you have to stay up just to help me tell this story.

00:20:20.520 And he's like,

00:20:21.160 bro,

00:20:21.340 I'm so sleepy.

00:20:22.500 I don't think I can do it.

00:20:23.700 I'm like, 0.99

00:20:23.940 just like fucking 15 minutes. 0.98

00:20:25.700 He's like, 0.99

00:20:26.140 I don't know.

00:20:26.520 He's literally going to say no.

00:20:28.060 You're talking about tonight.

00:20:28.900 He was so sleepy.

00:20:30.160 You were trying to talk.

00:20:30.880 You see my setup. 0.99

00:20:31.680 I don't have a fucking brick background behind me. 0.99

00:20:33.560 My wife is asleep. 0.99

00:20:34.320 I was in bed. 1.00

00:20:34.920 I fucking threw his shirt on. 0.99

00:20:36.260 I was in my underwear. 1.00

00:20:37.100 All right.

00:20:37.460 But this was,

00:20:38.080 I had to,

00:20:38.480 I had to confront you.

00:20:39.420 I,

00:20:39.600 this is a sort of intervention.

00:20:40.840 So like I said,

00:20:42.460 man,

00:20:43.420 good time.

00:20:44.380 Great conversation.

00:20:45.540 Also, 1.00

00:20:46.160 fuck you. 1.00

00:20:46.760 I'm playing Harry Potter. 1.00

00:20:48.220 Incredible dynamic.

00:20:49.280 I've never been so,

00:20:50.640 I was kind of like an,

00:20:51.680 like really like an alpha move,

00:20:53.000 like a psychology twist. 0.99

00:20:54.420 He was really just kind of fucking with us. 0.99

00:20:56.220 Right. 0.99

00:20:56.640 This is once again,

00:20:57.680 this just demonstrates that like I am real all the time.

00:21:01.640 I,

00:21:02.000 I was,

00:21:02.760 I didn't even,

00:21:03.760 I didn't, 0.99

00:21:04.720 this is how fucked up I am and kind of cool. 0.99

00:21:06.660 I am that I didn't even think about it. 0.99

00:21:08.760 I was just like,

00:21:09.600 yeah,

00:21:09.860 I was like,

00:21:10.440 they have a beanbag.

00:21:11.560 Does it matter if they sleep on the beanbag here or five feet there behind that door?

00:21:16.380 Like to me,

00:21:16.900 it was totally irrelevant.

00:21:18.280 The fact that that then,

00:21:19.400 then ousted you out of my property.

00:21:21.480 I was totally perplexed by.

00:21:25.360 I love that so much.

00:21:27.800 I was prepared to sleep on the beanbag because you know,

00:21:31.500 the,

00:21:31.720 the,

00:21:32.060 the old factory dude brain kicked in and I was like, 1.00

00:21:34.820 fuck yeah, 1.00

00:21:35.200 dude. 0.99

00:21:35.480 So I started dragging the,

00:21:37.380 the beanbag.

00:21:38.120 I was like, 1.00

00:21:38.440 he's going to play fucking Harry Potter. 0.99

00:21:39.600 He's going to cast some spells. 1.00

00:21:40.460 Let me drag this bitch into the next room. 1.00

00:21:42.060 As I'm doing that panic sweeps over the wives and they start fucking freaking out. 1.00

00:21:47.200 They're texting me and top and they're going, 0.98

00:21:49.900 Hey,

00:21:50.020 we should look for hotels,

00:21:51.440 right? 0.99

00:21:51.820 But I'm not my fucking, 0.99

00:21:52.920 I'm drunk. 1.00

00:21:53.500 My fucking ringer's on silent and I'm just dragging, 0.99

00:21:55.720 by the way, 1.00

00:21:56.080 this beanbag,

00:21:57.080 300 pounds.

00:22:00.120 Clint is not helping me either. 0.99

00:22:02.320 He doesn't give a shit. 0.99

00:22:03.120 He's already playing. 1.00

00:22:07.000 You're saying you're not,

00:22:08.180 you're not elite enough to move a 300 pound beanbag.

00:22:10.640 I've seen, 1.00

00:22:11.080 I've seen this dude's dick. 1.00

00:22:11.920 If he can't handle moving the beanbag on his own, 1.00

00:22:14.120 then there's something wrong. 1.00

00:22:15.700 I was going to handle his bitch being a little cunty with that big old dick of his. 1.00

00:22:19.440 I don't know what's the point of having a big old dick. 1.00

00:22:21.440 I realize what it is. 1.00

00:22:23.000 Cause top and I,

00:22:23.860 we discussed this and we realized like,

00:22:25.520 not for nothing,

00:22:26.040 dude.

00:22:26.880 Yeah.

00:22:27.120 We've been domesticated.

00:22:28.220 All right. 1.00

00:22:28.660 Because we could have fucking hung. 0.99

00:22:30.260 There's no reason why we couldn't have hung, 0.99

00:22:31.900 but we have other people that we have to make accommodations for.

00:22:37.020 Yes.

00:22:37.220 I don't think like that.

00:22:38.060 I don't think about making accommodations for others,

00:22:39.800 but go ahead.

00:22:40.860 No,

00:22:41.280 but that's,

00:22:41.780 I mean,

00:22:41.940 it's,

00:22:42.220 it really is that simple where it's like, 0.98

00:22:43.880 we're in this pseudo black dude's house. 0.94

00:22:45.600 He's got watermelon on the walls, 0.89

00:22:46.860 you know, 1.00

00:22:47.600 fucking hot sauces on the floors. 1.00

00:22:49.120 We're playing Harry Potter. 0.99

00:22:50.200 You know what?

00:22:50.720 I say the biggest trespassing was,

00:22:52.440 and I,

00:22:52.820 and this is where I do have it right.

00:22:54.680 Never once,

00:22:55.780 Clint,

00:22:55.940 never once did you offer to pass the sticks.

00:22:58.840 Never once did you say,

00:23:00.440 Hey,

00:23:00.580 you want to cast some spells?

00:23:01.920 Not a single time.

00:23:03.020 Well,

00:23:03.540 in fairness,

00:23:04.220 I only played for like three minutes before you guys were like,

00:23:07.240 Oh,

00:23:07.580 we got to go to bed.

00:23:10.380 It's almost,

00:23:11.180 it's almost 1130.

00:23:13.220 Wait,

00:23:13.460 you said the sticks.

00:23:14.680 What,

00:23:14.800 what,

00:23:14.980 what video game console is it?

00:23:16.060 Like we,

00:23:16.480 or something?

00:23:16.680 The sticks.

00:23:17.180 Oh,

00:23:17.740 he doesn't,

00:23:18.520 he doesn't understand.

00:23:20.100 I'm passing spells with the Wii.

00:23:21.820 How sick would that be? 1.00

00:23:22.900 That would have been fucking dope. 1.00

00:23:24.180 Expellioso. 1.00

00:23:24.500 If you had a fucking the Oculus and you didn't let me get a run on fucking 0.99

00:23:28.880 Harry Potter on the Oculus, 0.99

00:23:30.100 I would have,

00:23:30.580 I would have been.

00:23:31.980 Legitimately.

00:23:32.440 How did you like drink?

00:23:33.820 If he only had two cups,

00:23:35.140 what did you,

00:23:35.540 did you have to go get cups?

00:23:36.560 So,

00:23:36.740 so this,

00:23:37.400 this is actually,

00:23:37.880 this is a funny part of the story.

00:23:38.980 He didn't have two cups,

00:23:39.200 dude. 1.00

00:23:39.360 He drank half a fucking handle of vodka. 1.00

00:23:41.840 Nah, 1.00

00:23:42.180 I don't think I drank that much.

00:23:43.220 I'll go grab the handle to prove it.

00:23:44.580 Go grab it.

00:23:45.020 Yeah,

00:23:45.100 let's see.

00:23:45.380 It was full.

00:23:46.300 It was full when,

00:23:47.000 when we,

00:23:47.340 when you started.

00:23:47.940 It was almost full.

00:23:48.700 It was like,

00:23:49.100 it was like this far down,

00:23:49.880 but anyways,

00:23:50.480 so,

00:23:51.460 so they,

00:23:52.180 they asked for,

00:23:52.840 for glasses.

00:23:54.000 I have two glasses that I own.

00:23:55.480 My brother broke in the rest.

00:23:56.620 My brother was a raging,

00:23:57.540 my brother was a raging drug addict.

00:23:59.520 I used to have six.

00:24:00.320 Four of them are gone.

00:24:00.960 Cause he's just would get drunk and just drop them.

00:24:03.020 Uh,

00:24:03.280 so now I'm down to coffee mugs.

00:24:05.080 I have a,

00:24:05.700 I have a shit ton of coffee mugs,

00:24:07.660 15 coffee mugs,

00:24:08.920 but,

00:24:09.600 but this is the downside.

00:24:11.620 My brother drank kratom out of them consistently.

00:24:15.160 And like,

00:24:15.900 and I'm talking massive quantities of kratom.

00:24:19.440 I've ran them through the dishwasher 25 times.

00:24:22.540 They will not get clean.

00:24:24.040 There is a permanent brown kratom stain in every single one of them. 0.96

00:24:27.960 This is ridiculous. 0.93

00:24:28.860 I want you to know, 0.99

00:24:29.820 I could have dragged my fingernail in that mug.

00:24:31.360 Brown stain permanent?

00:24:32.400 That sounds like your shorts.

00:24:33.880 I could have dragged my fingernail in that mug and,

00:24:36.740 and,

00:24:37.000 and relinquished enough kratom to do kratom off of one mug.

00:24:40.680 That's how much was in there.

00:24:41.700 You could have removed it.

00:24:42.660 You have never taken a scouring pad.

00:24:44.700 To the inside of those mugs.

00:24:45.840 Never once.

00:24:46.480 No,

00:24:46.780 literally,

00:24:47.260 he may not even rinse it off.

00:24:49.520 Never even cross my mind.

00:24:50.240 Literally just takes it,

00:24:51.300 throws it in the dishwasher.

00:24:52.260 And then he goes,

00:24:52.680 five times,

00:24:53.700 nothing's happened.

00:24:54.620 I don't know.

00:24:55.120 Like,

00:24:55.760 I guess this is just the life I live now.

00:24:57.880 Hold on,

00:24:58.320 hold on,

00:24:58.520 hold on.

00:24:58.840 I literally don't own a scouring pad.

00:25:01.740 That sounds, 0.99

00:25:02.580 that sounds like some Mexican shit that I'm not even familiar to. 1.00

00:25:05.160 Get a scouring pad. 1.00

00:25:06.460 What do you mean?

00:25:06.800 No.

00:25:07.140 When you have this kind of money,

00:25:08.980 you just buy new mugs.

00:25:10.860 You don't,

00:25:11.240 do not scour them.

00:25:12.580 That's true.

00:25:13.160 Buy new mugs.

00:25:14.300 No,

00:25:14.520 I don't want to.

00:25:15.200 I don't want to.

00:25:16.180 Because you know why?

00:25:17.100 Because I don't need new mugs.

00:25:18.940 Because the mugs,

00:25:19.960 because,

00:25:20.340 because every time I see those Kratom stains,

00:25:22.180 I think about my brother and I go,

00:25:23.680 oh,

00:25:23.940 I hope he's doing all right.

00:25:24.860 I know he's not,

00:25:25.580 but it's still,

00:25:26.140 it's reminiscent,

00:25:26.840 you know?

00:25:27.540 Wait,

00:25:27.940 you may want to try Kratom.

00:25:29.880 He goes, 1.00

00:25:30.360 fucking, 1.00

00:25:30.960 when you have this much money, 1.00

00:25:32.160 you just buy new mugs.

00:25:33.440 Jose goes,

00:25:33.960 did you buy new mugs?

00:25:34.740 He goes,

00:25:35.020 no, 0.98

00:25:35.240 I don't fucking want to. 0.98

00:25:36.000 Like, 0.99

00:25:36.360 Jesus Christ. 0.98

00:25:40.000 I fucking love it, 0.98

00:25:41.340 dude. 0.98

00:25:41.840 This whole day,

00:25:42.660 this whole day was bizarre.

00:25:44.380 Like,

00:25:44.560 completely bizarre.

00:25:45.460 What was this whole thing?

00:25:46.280 Because you said that,

00:25:47.040 like,

00:25:47.300 he didn't wake up till,

00:25:48.120 like,

00:25:48.220 two o'clock,

00:25:48.920 or something like that.

00:25:49.920 Like,

00:25:50.220 you were all going over to Luke's,

00:25:51.720 and he was already.

00:25:52.620 When we got to Luke's,

00:25:53.520 so we were starting at 3.30,

00:25:55.400 or something like that.

00:25:56.100 I don't remember,

00:25:56.340 what time did we start at?

00:25:57.620 Oh,

00:25:57.780 we started at 2.

00:25:58.300 Yeah,

00:25:58.440 I think it was 2 o'clock.

00:25:58.980 No,

00:25:59.100 we started at 2,

00:25:59.860 so I was tired,

00:26:01.100 bro.

00:26:02.580 He had just woken up.

00:26:04.740 Clint lives like Thor.

00:26:05.860 Clint lives like Thor.

00:26:06.560 He just drinks it,

00:26:07.220 and he just smashes it on the ground,

00:26:08.460 and just goes,

00:26:09.000 like,

00:26:09.100 another.

00:26:10.460 Oh,

00:26:10.820 my God.

00:26:11.480 No one's in the house.

00:26:12.500 He's just,

00:26:13.080 he's just,

00:26:14.000 he's just, 1.00

00:26:14.700 he's trying to pick this shit up. 1.00

00:26:15.600 Where's that bitch of a maid? 1.00

00:26:17.840 I have one clean coffee mug, 1.00

00:26:20.460 and I have two glasses,

00:26:22.080 and I don't have guests over very often.

00:26:24.160 There's also something,

00:26:25.000 there's also something ironic about drinking,

00:26:26.800 he has a single wine glass.

00:26:27.760 There's also something ironic about drinking alcohol out of a coffee mug.

00:26:31.180 Like,

00:26:31.380 it's just like the,

00:26:32.620 your brain sees the coffee mug,

00:26:34.100 and thinks like,

00:26:34.480 all right,

00:26:34.700 coffee,

00:26:35.120 getting awake,

00:26:35.900 and then you pour booze in it,

00:26:37.880 and it's just like,

00:26:38.700 you're getting a drug.

00:26:39.700 Look,

00:26:40.040 I felt like,

00:26:41.100 these people are accustomed to not living this nicely,

00:26:43.540 so I had to bring,

00:26:44.740 I had to bring it down a level.

00:26:45.940 I had to offer them dirty mugs,

00:26:47.580 I had to offer them.

00:26:49.060 This guy,

00:26:49.660 this guy has a blood pillow.

00:26:51.240 Like,

00:26:51.720 I don't,

00:26:52.080 Oh,

00:26:52.700 this is the other thing.

00:26:53.480 What was up with the blood pillow?

00:26:54.660 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:26:55.800 We never asked,

00:26:56.680 all right,

00:26:57.220 I don't know what it is,

00:26:58.040 but you have a throat pillar, 1.00

00:26:59.680 on your fucking, 1.00

00:27:00.820 on your sofa, 1.00

00:27:02.020 and it's half saturated in blood.

00:27:04.680 Yeah,

00:27:04.980 yeah,

00:27:05.220 yeah,

00:27:05.420 yeah.

00:27:05.540 Oh,

00:27:05.720 yeah.

00:27:06.440 Oh,

00:27:06.840 yeah.

00:27:07.480 Oh,

00:27:07.760 yeah.

00:27:07.880 So,

00:27:08.220 so,

00:27:08.760 I shave my,

00:27:09.360 I shave my head.

00:27:11.500 So,

00:27:11.760 first off,

00:27:12.300 it's,

00:27:12.440 he can buy a new pillow.

00:27:15.780 Hold on,

00:27:15.920 hold on,

00:27:16.060 two things,

00:27:17.440 make sure,

00:27:20.320 make sure you pick up the best stainless steel razor in the game.

00:27:23.060 Do this so that you don't have a blood pillow,

00:27:25.240 because you will not cut yourself from the dough.

00:27:27.260 N-A-D-E-A-U shaveco.com,

00:27:29.960 promo code TOWERGANG,

00:27:31.140 get yourself 15% off,

00:27:32.420 better known,

00:27:32.920 family operated,

00:27:33.880 don't get a blood pillow,

00:27:35.200 the dough shaveco.com.

00:27:36.940 All right,

00:27:37.240 so,

00:27:37.540 let me,

00:27:37.740 let me explain.

00:27:38.500 So,

00:27:38.680 my brother,

00:27:39.340 the drug addict that he was,

00:27:40.400 he would,

00:27:40.680 he would go out in the living room periodically, 0.93

00:27:42.800 and he would be just disgusting. 0.81

00:27:45.520 So, 0.99

00:27:45.660 the pillow is fucking gross because of him. 0.99

00:27:47.480 However, 0.99

00:27:48.100 when I shave my head,

00:27:49.560 when I shave my head,

00:27:50.740 I will, 0.98

00:27:51.260 I will cut myself periodically, 0.60

00:27:52.980 and then I will go lay down on the couch,

00:27:54.820 and I'm like,

00:27:55.500 I won't notice,

00:27:56.760 so the blood

00:27:57.640 is from my head.

00:27:59.840 Please,

00:28:00.560 Clint,

00:28:00.920 you don't understand.

00:28:02.180 That's what Top said as a joke.

00:28:02.420 He's playing Harry Potter

00:28:03.520 and bleeding.

00:28:05.260 Top said as a joke.

00:28:06.320 I bleed.

00:28:07.560 Who doesn't do this?

00:28:08.620 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:28:09.100 Do you not,

00:28:09.560 do you not use pillowcases,

00:28:11.200 which you can then wash? 1.00

00:28:12.400 It's a goddamn couch pillow, bruh. 1.00

00:28:14.540 It's a throw pillow. 1.00

00:28:14.840 It's a couch pillow.

00:28:16.560 Yeah.

00:28:16.940 Like,

00:28:17.240 yo, 0.99

00:28:17.680 but no shit. 1.00

00:28:18.800 That's the worst. 0.99

00:28:20.660 Top just made this joke.

00:28:22.100 Like,

00:28:22.260 we just did Neff to America, 0.95

00:28:23.840 and Top was like,

00:28:24.980 oh,

00:28:25.180 it's probably because 0.99

00:28:25.940 he fucking uses, 0.99

00:28:26.880 and then we ran into 1.00

00:28:27.940 Doe Shave Co, Ed.

00:28:29.180 Yes, we did.

00:28:29.820 Yeah, they did.

00:28:30.780 It's wild.

00:28:31.820 I don't know what's going on

00:28:32.940 right now,

00:28:33.460 but it's completely wild.

00:28:34.700 You know him that well.

00:28:35.280 That's what's going on.

00:28:36.120 You know him.

00:28:37.040 It just makes sense.

00:28:37.980 So what I'm getting from this

00:28:39.220 is if I ever go up there,

00:28:40.620 bring your own pillows,

00:28:41.580 bring your own cups.

00:28:42.920 Yes, bring your own cups,

00:28:43.920 own pillows,

00:28:44.440 own mattress, actually.

00:28:45.480 You should bring a blow-up mattress

00:28:46.620 because you're not sleeping anywhere.

00:28:48.900 I will give you alcohol.

00:28:52.360 I will give you a nice place to stay. 1.00

00:28:55.820 You have to fucking bring your own pillows and cups. 0.99

00:28:58.540 That's not a big deal. 0.99

00:28:59.920 Honestly,

00:29:00.400 the best part about it

00:29:01.160 is that you're safe.

00:29:02.080 At least you know you're safe in there.

00:29:04.040 That's the biggest thing.

00:29:04.720 We'll stay from the outside world. 1.00

00:29:06.200 Clint will still rape your wife 1.00

00:29:07.320 in the middle of the night. 1.00

00:29:08.260 Only if I'm asleep.

00:29:09.300 If I'm awake, 0.99

00:29:09.960 you're fucking safe, dude. 0.99

00:29:11.400 That's true. 0.99

00:29:11.940 And you stay up later than all of us.

00:29:13.520 Exactly.

00:29:14.520 And you know why I stay up later? 0.99

00:29:15.940 Because I don't want to rape their wives 1.00

00:29:17.460 because I respect them. 0.99

00:29:19.500 When Clint stayed here,

00:29:20.560 that's what the Harry Potter was about.

00:29:22.060 Did he give me a blood air mattress?

00:29:24.580 I might have to go check.

00:29:25.800 No, I don't bleed from my head on the regular.

00:29:27.980 There's like two little drunk world drops.

00:29:30.520 Clint has a period.

00:29:33.700 Yeah, it's like a head period.

00:29:35.780 You don't have a scalp period, though?

00:29:37.540 That pillow looks like

00:29:38.680 you dipped it in a bucket of blood halfway.

00:29:42.220 Doused in blood.

00:29:43.740 Doused.

00:29:44.300 I'm going to go grab my vodka

00:29:45.420 and that pillow 1.00

00:29:46.240 to prove how fucking ridiculous this is. 0.99

00:29:47.800 Yes, please. 1.00

00:29:48.660 I am.

00:29:50.300 I cannot believe 0.99

00:29:51.460 there's going to be this much fucking vodka. 0.99

00:29:53.880 Dude, I shave my head bald constantly. 0.99

00:29:57.540 Yeah, I've sliced off my finger

00:29:59.600 a couple of times,

00:30:00.360 but I've never bled from the head.

00:30:02.000 It's really cool knowing exactly where

00:30:04.000 knowing where Clint is going.

00:30:05.840 Like, I know the layout of his house now

00:30:07.320 and I just think it's neat.

00:30:09.180 Okay, what's that?

00:30:09.880 Hold on.

00:30:10.120 That's about half.

00:30:10.600 That's about half.

00:30:11.820 That's not even like

00:30:12.720 it's half, but the neck was already taken.

00:30:15.740 So, I drank that much.

00:30:17.300 Is that Bacardi?

00:30:17.980 But didn't y'all have some too?

00:30:19.020 I don't even know.

00:30:19.560 I'll be back.

00:30:19.820 I didn't have any.

00:30:20.420 That doesn't look like expensive vodka.

00:30:22.520 You would think he would at least like...

00:30:24.160 No, it's kettle one.

00:30:25.820 It's wild.

00:30:26.680 You would think...

00:30:27.120 I don't understand Clint.

00:30:27.960 I don't understand his motivations at all.

00:30:29.300 I know, but like 1.00

00:30:29.920 if I had like stupid money, 0.99

00:30:31.340 I would... 1.00

00:30:31.660 So, I went to the store the other day 1.00

00:30:32.940 and I saw the fucking... 0.99

00:30:33.900 I saw it twice. 0.99

00:30:34.580 The Hennessy NBA

00:30:35.360 and I'm like, 1.00

00:30:35.740 I'm going to buy that shit. 1.00

00:30:36.660 And I was like, $34? 1.00

00:30:38.360 Like, do I really...

00:30:39.520 I'm never going to drink it.

00:30:40.520 Maybe I'll put it right here or something.

00:30:42.620 Oh, my God.

00:30:43.540 What is all...

00:30:44.020 No, no, no, no.

00:30:44.840 What's on the bottom?

00:30:44.960 No, no.

00:30:45.920 Whoa.

00:30:46.200 Is that a piss pillow?

00:30:46.860 Let's see it.

00:30:47.400 Wait, let me see.

00:30:47.860 It's a piss pillow. 1.00

00:30:49.040 It's a shit pillow. 1.00

00:30:50.200 It's a shit pillow. 1.00

00:30:51.260 It's a piss pillow. 1.00

00:30:54.520 What is on the bottom?

00:30:55.360 So, you can have a piss closet 0.99

00:30:57.120 and a shit chair, 0.99

00:30:58.200 but you can't have a blood pillow? 1.00

00:30:59.940 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:31:00.700 Look at that. 1.00

00:31:01.280 Jesus Christ.

00:31:03.480 So, I think...

00:31:04.500 I think this is my blood from my head.

00:31:06.300 I think those two dots are me.

00:31:07.760 The rest...

00:31:08.600 The rest is my brother.

00:31:09.680 I didn't do any of that.

00:31:10.380 It doesn't matter who it's from.

00:31:11.840 It's that you still have it.

00:31:13.120 What am I going to do?

00:31:13.960 Get a new pillow?

00:31:15.260 Yes.

00:31:16.920 Dude, it looks like you got that pillow

00:31:18.640 from like a thrift store.

00:31:21.100 Dude, it looks like it's from a crime scene.

00:31:22.080 No, it looks like it's from a crime scene.

00:31:24.220 That does not match your aesthetic at all.

00:31:27.400 Another crazy thing,

00:31:28.220 you walk into the house, right?

00:31:30.400 So, I realized he was emptying his dishwasher

00:31:33.780 when we knocked on the door, right?

00:31:35.280 You hear like,

00:31:35.660 clang, clang, clang. 0.99

00:31:36.180 I'm like, what the fuck's going on in there? 0.99

00:31:37.220 And now I realize he's trying. 0.99

00:31:38.560 It was his last attempt to clean the Kratom cups.

00:31:40.540 And it was like, just...

00:31:41.540 He looked again.

00:31:42.240 He was like, nah.

00:31:43.600 This ain't coming out.

00:31:44.520 I was like, God,

00:31:45.960 the 16th time in the dishwasher

00:31:48.340 has got to do it.

00:31:49.500 No, didn't do it.

00:31:50.540 He's just sweating looking.

00:31:51.640 That is an AIDS pillow for sure. 0.77

00:31:53.600 Like, what is some water?

00:31:54.740 By the way, like...

00:31:55.460 Wait, wait, wait.

00:31:56.260 You walk into the house, right?

00:31:58.300 And immediately,

00:31:59.300 like you look to the right

00:32:00.340 and there's boxes,

00:32:02.060 like tall boxes stacked in the corner.

00:32:04.380 And I was like,

00:32:04.840 what's the boxes for?

00:32:05.660 He was like,

00:32:05.960 I thought maybe I was going to move.

00:32:07.500 And I was like,

00:32:07.880 yeah, well, like six months ago?

00:32:08.820 He's like, yeah.

00:32:10.020 I was like, so that's it?

00:32:11.080 He's like, yeah.

00:32:11.780 I decided not to move though.

00:32:13.600 So I'm like,

00:32:14.280 okay.

00:32:16.020 So we sit down.

00:32:17.940 I feel like I could move anytime.

00:32:20.740 So like, I just,

00:32:21.780 what am I going to do?

00:32:22.240 Throw them away

00:32:22.780 and then need them like two weeks later?

00:32:24.520 Like, you're a multi-millionaire, dude.

00:32:27.800 I'm not going to buy

00:32:29.060 and put together more boxes

00:32:30.380 when I have put together boxes.

00:32:31.780 I would not allow...

00:32:32.720 Pay an illegal $3 an hour

00:32:34.680 to do it for you, dude.

00:32:35.780 Like, it's not...

00:32:36.280 I would not allow that pillow

00:32:36.880 You don't get rich

00:32:37.840 by paying illegals

00:32:39.420 to get you boxes, bro.

00:32:41.880 Actually.

00:32:43.260 You should have a builder buddy, Clinton.

00:32:45.660 Tell that to Walmart. 0.97

00:32:46.640 The painting of the watermelon right there.

00:32:48.120 You got the builder buddy there.

00:32:50.580 Honestly, guys,

00:32:51.280 this is the weirdest thing about me.

00:32:53.260 I do not notice.

00:32:55.080 Like, after they pointed out...

00:32:57.320 That's actually a great point.

00:32:58.720 The boxes are empty.

00:33:00.020 They're just...

00:33:01.020 They're not even...

00:33:04.020 You know how easy it is

00:33:05.280 to put together a box?

00:33:06.360 You know, it has wires

00:33:07.800 and then you just like...

00:33:09.500 I ain't got time for that.

00:33:10.820 I ain't got time for that.

00:33:11.240 You know what was weird?

00:33:12.040 Or you can do the method

00:33:12.800 where you fold the flaps

00:33:13.880 over each other

00:33:14.520 so it kind of holds itself.

00:33:15.660 Yeah.

00:33:16.100 On the kitchen table,

00:33:18.220 there was like a bowler hat,

00:33:19.800 like one of these,

00:33:21.340 and then like some audio equipment.

00:33:22.980 And I was like, 0.99

00:33:23.780 the fuck is going... 1.00

00:33:24.600 I didn't even ask. 1.00

00:33:25.100 That's what's in the boxes.

00:33:26.900 Yeah.

00:33:27.380 Look, I got... 0.99

00:33:28.000 It's just random shit. 1.00

00:33:28.600 I live in a big fucking condo complex. 1.00

00:33:31.100 I don't have a garage. 1.00

00:33:32.540 So like, I'm fucking... 0.99

00:33:34.000 I'm maxed out. 1.00

00:33:34.760 You live in a constant state of chaos.

00:33:35.560 That's what you live in.

00:33:36.580 Like, it is very jarring

00:33:37.600 to have shown up

00:33:38.900 and had this experience

00:33:39.920 of like luxury, right?

00:33:41.480 And then going out

00:33:42.200 and seeing this balcony

00:33:43.160 over the ocean

00:33:44.040 and it's like,

00:33:44.660 wow, this is really magnificent.

00:33:45.960 And then when you come back

00:33:46.580 inside and your eyes

00:33:47.480 start to focus...

00:33:47.560 It's so high up.

00:33:47.680 It's crazy.

00:33:48.740 It is.

00:33:49.080 It's really jarring.

00:33:49.680 I actually did not like it at all.

00:33:51.000 I like how Clint's like...

00:33:51.560 The only thing that's disjointed

00:33:53.580 in the city of the property

00:33:54.740 is my living room.

00:33:57.140 Is my living room.

00:33:57.840 That's it.

00:33:58.440 Like the...

00:33:59.160 Not the living room, actually.

00:34:00.580 The dining room.

00:34:01.460 Like the dining table 0.99

00:34:02.560 has shit on it 0.99

00:34:03.840 because I don't have 1.00

00:34:04.480 a fucking garage to put it in 0.99

00:34:05.720 and I don't have 1.00

00:34:06.200 any more closet space.

00:34:07.280 So I have a bunch of boxes

00:34:08.140 because I think

00:34:08.540 I might move at any minute

00:34:09.340 and then I have

00:34:10.080 some recording equipment

00:34:10.920 and I have some of Ashton's hats.

00:34:12.520 I don't know why.

00:34:13.500 I tried to give them away.

00:34:14.520 I should throw them away.

00:34:15.580 I haven't.

00:34:16.020 That's on me.

00:34:16.660 That one was me.

00:34:17.740 Clint is sacrificing

00:34:18.940 like cleanliness

00:34:20.600 for comfortable.

00:34:22.020 I do have a question.

00:34:22.820 I don't think

00:34:23.460 I would make that much

00:34:24.380 I think in every room

00:34:25.640 there was something jarring.

00:34:27.960 Every single room.

00:34:28.760 He says it's just

00:34:29.460 the dining area.

00:34:30.560 It wasn't.

00:34:31.080 It was past the dining room.

00:34:32.940 I'm going to say

00:34:33.260 that my kitchen is jarring 0.99

00:34:34.140 because I have a fucking 0.99

00:34:34.860 painting of watermelon. 0.99

00:34:35.700 Alright, this is the point

00:34:36.340 I wanted to make. 0.99

00:34:36.860 Let me fucking get it out. 0.95

00:34:38.000 So after they point out 0.99

00:34:39.600 that I have a painting

00:34:40.320 of watermelon in my kitchen...

00:34:41.780 I did not know that.

00:34:43.540 I did not know it.

00:34:45.100 I've walked past it

00:34:46.180 a thousand times.

00:34:47.160 Never looked at it.

00:34:48.260 I literally have not

00:34:49.360 seen it in my life.

00:34:50.840 I was like... 1.00

00:34:51.320 It was like the fucking 1.00

00:34:52.660 simulation turned on my wall. 1.00

00:34:54.980 And I was like...

00:34:55.480 Watermelon?

00:34:56.500 It's the Vangelo effect.

00:34:57.880 Alright, so then

00:34:58.960 after they leave

00:34:59.780 I go, wow, that's weird

00:35:01.420 that I have watermelon art.

00:35:03.140 And I start walking

00:35:03.720 around the place. 1.00

00:35:04.240 There's fucking art everywhere. 1.00

00:35:05.440 I haven't looked 0.99

00:35:06.080 at any of it.

00:35:06.680 I don't know what

00:35:07.220 any of it is.

00:35:08.060 It's so strange to me.

00:35:09.320 I do not pay attention

00:35:10.500 to my walls.

00:35:11.440 And what I realized

00:35:12.860 is that I am constantly

00:35:14.060 in thought.

00:35:15.120 So I do not...

00:35:16.500 Oh my god.

00:35:18.060 I don't pay attention 1.00

00:35:19.140 to shit. 1.00

00:35:19.700 I swear to God. 1.00

00:35:20.640 He's just such a deep

00:35:21.660 thinker.

00:35:22.040 That's what the problem is.

00:35:23.100 No, I'm not trying

00:35:24.140 to brag.

00:35:24.600 I'm just being honest.

00:35:25.360 I do not pay attention

00:35:26.480 to walls.

00:35:27.220 It's like I don't run

00:35:28.420 into them, 0.99

00:35:28.800 but I don't fucking 0.99

00:35:29.600 care what's on them. 0.98

00:35:30.480 There was a brown ring

00:35:32.160 in the guest toilet bowl

00:35:34.020 that was so pronounced

00:35:35.680 that I was like,

00:35:37.040 oh my god.

00:35:38.600 I'm not going to lie.

00:35:39.400 That's probably

00:35:39.840 the hard water, isn't it?

00:35:40.820 Yeah, he just never

00:35:41.360 used the water.

00:35:41.860 Yeah, I think so. 1.00

00:35:43.200 The fucking water 1.00

00:35:44.540 in Florida. 1.00

00:35:45.200 But it also looked

00:35:45.820 inside of Clint's

00:35:47.160 shorts as well.

00:35:48.760 You know what, though?

00:35:49.460 I want to say this.

00:35:51.040 I already made a joke

00:35:51.660 earlier.

00:35:51.980 Clint was the big

00:35:52.760 redeeming part, right?

00:35:54.100 And his surroundings

00:35:56.300 were jarring.

00:35:57.300 When we went to Luke's

00:35:59.160 house, it was like

00:36:00.260 the surroundings

00:36:01.640 were normal

00:36:02.380 and then nobody

00:36:03.660 received it.

00:36:04.480 Well, Clint was there

00:36:05.140 to like, hey, guys,

00:36:05.980 welcome in.

00:36:06.540 Other than that,

00:36:07.180 we walked into 0.99

00:36:07.980 a fucking 1.00

00:36:08.720 concentration camp 1.00

00:36:09.780 or at least that

00:36:10.540 was the mood.

00:36:11.300 It was like really

00:36:12.100 cold.

00:36:12.500 A Jew running 1.00

00:36:12.900 a concentration camp?

00:36:14.500 Yeah, nobody

00:36:15.660 talked to us

00:36:16.520 right off the bat.

00:36:17.280 We were just

00:36:17.640 handed a list

00:36:18.280 that said, 1.00

00:36:18.760 don't say faggot, 1.00

00:36:19.600 don't say Nazis 1.00

00:36:20.320 and that was it

00:36:21.660 and everybody

00:36:22.280 just sat quietly

00:36:23.240 until the show

00:36:23.820 started.

00:36:24.240 It was very awkward.

00:36:24.840 And you're like,

00:36:25.100 that's some real 1.00

00:36:25.580 faggot Nazi shit? 1.00

00:36:26.780 And I was like, 1.00

00:36:27.260 god damn it, man. 0.99

00:36:28.560 We walk in 0.99

00:36:29.540 and so he has

00:36:30.760 a huge gun

00:36:31.740 on the table.

00:36:32.280 There's a flamethrower

00:36:32.820 in the corner 0.97

00:36:33.220 and there's fake breasts 0.98

00:36:34.140 right when you walk in 0.78

00:36:35.100 and he goes,

00:36:36.020 read this paper.

00:36:37.980 And so we're

00:36:38.460 holding the paper

00:36:38.920 and he's like,

00:36:39.240 you guys okay with dogs?

00:36:40.520 My dog attacks.

00:36:41.640 And we look

00:36:42.020 and we're like,

00:36:43.060 and that was it.

00:36:44.000 That was like

00:36:44.300 all he said to us

00:36:44.940 and we just sat there

00:36:45.620 like,

00:36:45.740 can you compare

00:36:46.920 and contrast this

00:36:47.820 to Timcast?

00:36:48.820 What's the...

00:36:49.620 Much nicer.

00:36:50.560 I mean,

00:36:50.800 it was so much

00:36:52.180 more welcoming

00:36:52.720 than Timcast.

00:36:53.680 Just because of me.

00:36:54.460 That was more welcoming?

00:36:55.700 Just because of me.

00:36:57.320 Oh yeah,

00:36:57.740 because you walk in

00:36:58.440 and Clint's in the doorway

00:36:59.560 and he's like,

00:37:00.260 hey guys, welcome.

00:37:01.380 And I made this weird 0.95

00:37:02.240 fucking mistake of like, 0.98

00:37:03.540 I found Luke's 0.99

00:37:04.980 Amazon package

00:37:06.400 on the porch.

00:37:06.980 So I'm just a normal dude,

00:37:08.580 right?

00:37:08.780 So I'm like,

00:37:09.120 oh,

00:37:09.240 I'm going to bring

00:37:09.580 his Amazon package in.

00:37:10.720 I walk in,

00:37:11.520 I forget I don't know Luke

00:37:12.800 at all.

00:37:13.540 He has no idea 0.99

00:37:14.060 who the fuck I am. 1.00

00:37:15.000 I walk into his house 1.00

00:37:15.840 and I go,

00:37:16.320 hey, 1.00

00:37:16.840 got your fucking package, 1.00

00:37:18.180 dude. 1.00

00:37:18.580 And you know what he says?

00:37:20.740 Nothing.

00:37:21.640 Nothing. 0.99

00:37:22.520 Fucking zero. 0.99

00:37:23.700 As a matter of fact, 0.99

00:37:25.780 after he does that,

00:37:27.100 he says,

00:37:27.380 got your package.

00:37:28.160 Luke looks at him

00:37:28.780 and he's like,

00:37:29.740 and then he looks at the girl

00:37:30.760 and he yells at her

00:37:31.540 for sweeping.

00:37:32.740 He said,

00:37:33.160 shouldn't be sweeping

00:37:34.320 right now.

00:37:35.200 And I was like,

00:37:35.960 yo,

00:37:36.580 okay,

00:37:37.800 I like the way you're rolling.

00:37:39.660 Pretty base.

00:37:40.840 Oh, 0.99

00:37:41.100 so the fake tits 1.00

00:37:42.160 when you walk in 0.99

00:37:42.740 are actually attached

00:37:43.440 to a woman?

00:37:43.980 I mean,

00:37:46.820 actually,

00:37:47.240 not bad.

00:37:48.480 I'm going to say

00:37:49.100 it's not bad.

00:37:50.500 You think that was not bad? 1.00

00:37:51.840 God damn the bar. 1.00

00:37:52.640 Because I can see, 1.00

00:37:53.520 no,

00:37:53.780 no,

00:37:53.880 no,

00:37:54.040 what I'm doing

00:37:54.980 is I can see

00:37:55.460 how his mind

00:37:56.000 was working there

00:37:56.780 and I thought

00:37:57.500 it actually is

00:37:58.140 kind of a funny thing

00:37:59.060 to be like,

00:37:59.740 oh, 1.00

00:37:59.920 the fake tits 1.00

00:38:00.320 were just that woman 0.99

00:38:01.120 and he just called,

00:38:01.960 and Top's being funny,

00:38:02.960 he's just calling 1.00

00:38:03.360 the woman fake tits. 1.00

00:38:04.520 Oh, 0.99

00:38:04.940 that was kind of meta.

00:38:06.440 It's very,

00:38:07.100 he was going,

00:38:07.740 and honestly,

00:38:08.360 he might not even

00:38:08.800 be thinking that.

00:38:09.480 He might have just 0.99

00:38:09.900 made fake tits girl 1.00

00:38:11.360 and just put those two together. 0.99

00:38:13.060 I was thinking

00:38:13.680 the whole meta part.

00:38:14.680 He's past the point

00:38:15.400 of no return.

00:38:15.940 That's really what it is.

00:38:16.660 If you said that joke,

00:38:17.500 then I would have thought

00:38:18.200 I think the extra layer,

00:38:19.260 but once he said it,

00:38:19.980 I'm just like,

00:38:20.340 I don't even want

00:38:21.700 to think that much.

00:38:22.420 I transcend.

00:38:25.000 Speaking of meta,

00:38:25.740 this entire episode

00:38:26.440 has been about

00:38:27.020 what we did together

00:38:29.120 and we probably should move on.

00:38:30.240 But it's about

00:38:31.120 one of the members

00:38:31.800 and it's one of the members

00:38:32.820 we don't get to rag on very much.

00:38:34.480 We don't get to rag on.

00:38:35.840 You know what?

00:38:36.620 You know what?

00:38:37.100 I still don't feel ragged on. 1.00

00:38:38.600 I kick the fucking shit 1.00

00:38:39.760 out of these dudes 1.00

00:38:40.400 at Ping Pong.

00:38:41.200 I drink a half a bottle of vodka

00:38:42.500 and then you know what? 0.98

00:38:44.160 I fucking expelliamos 1.00

00:38:45.680 these niggas out of my house. 1.00

00:38:46.920 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:38:48.060 And you know why he did that? 0.99

00:38:49.160 I'll tell you why he did that.

00:38:50.580 This is why I'm thinking

00:38:51.320 about it now.

00:38:51.880 Number one, 1.00

00:38:52.500 it's complete dude shit. 1.00

00:38:53.880 Number two, 1.00

00:38:54.780 it's from taking abuse

00:38:56.920 from Luke Rutkowski

00:38:57.980 and then you took it out on us

00:38:59.820 because he is mean.

00:39:01.540 Luke is mean

00:39:02.220 to everybody in that show.

00:39:04.220 It's weird. 0.98

00:39:04.500 I did not take shit out on y'all. 0.99

00:39:07.380 I was nice as fuck. 0.99

00:39:08.360 The only time I was aggressive towards you 0.99

00:39:10.700 was when we were playing Ping Pong

00:39:11.920 because I was like,

00:39:12.880 I am going to demonstrate

00:39:14.080 that I have hand-eye coordination

00:39:15.480 that I've been telling you about,

00:39:16.620 that I've been telling all y'all about.

00:39:17.780 And you guys were like, 1.00

00:39:18.460 you old fucking codger, 1.00

00:39:20.540 you lying bitch. 1.00

00:39:21.800 And I was like, 1.00

00:39:22.140 I am fucking good at sports. 0.99

00:39:24.540 I would have beat you 0.99

00:39:25.360 if I wasn't so critically tired.

00:39:27.240 I was like really tired.

00:39:28.440 I'll say this.

00:39:32.720 I'll say this.

00:39:33.240 Top isn't bad at Ping Pong,

00:39:34.820 but I am definitely better.

00:39:36.360 And you know what? 0.99

00:39:37.160 When you're fucking, 1.00

00:39:37.800 I'll hit you at 9 a.m. 1.00

00:39:40.180 when you're fresh as a fucking daisy 1.00

00:39:41.780 and I will beat you 10 times worse 1.00

00:39:43.540 than I did when I was 0.96

00:39:44.440 half a bottle of vodka deep.

00:39:46.160 Half a bottle of vodka deep.

00:39:47.360 I know what the advantage was.

00:39:48.240 The advantage was 0.99

00:39:49.080 for some fucking reason, 0.98

00:39:50.900 even though we've traversed 0.99

00:39:51.920 23 floors of an apartment building,

00:39:54.800 Clint just doesn't wear shoes.

00:39:56.460 So like he's got more traction

00:39:58.340 in or something like that.

00:39:58.980 An extra toe.

00:40:00.380 I was wearing flip flops.

00:40:02.080 I kicked them off

00:40:02.860 so that I could have traction 0.99

00:40:03.760 on the fucking, 1.00

00:40:04.320 on the tile. 1.00

00:40:05.980 That's the truth.

00:40:06.800 That's what happened.

00:40:07.540 All right.

00:40:07.740 I'm like,

00:40:08.120 I gotta go guys,

00:40:11.380 but I want to say,

00:40:12.160 Clint,

00:40:12.720 ultimately it was wonderful

00:40:14.240 and thank you so much.

00:40:15.480 It was hilarious.

00:40:16.240 It was.

00:40:16.940 I thought it was literally

00:40:18.600 nothing but fun

00:40:19.640 and you all come in here like,

00:40:21.620 your place is a nightmare. 0.97

00:40:23.380 Your marks are filthy. 0.97

00:40:24.540 Your pillow is straight 0.99

00:40:26.400 out of a dumpster. 1.00

00:40:27.520 Luke is a monster. 1.00

00:40:28.960 And it's like, 0.98

00:40:29.420 what?

00:40:30.960 It's one of the most,

00:40:32.080 it's one of the biggest shows

00:40:33.160 Luke has ever done

00:40:34.040 and they're just like, 1.00

00:40:35.020 this guy fucking sucks. 1.00

00:40:37.540 Yo, 1.00

00:40:38.020 this is exactly what Top did

00:40:39.260 when he was on IRL.

00:40:40.640 Top,

00:40:40.860 as soon as he gets off IRL,

00:40:42.100 he's like, 1.00

00:40:42.560 fuck this nigga Tim Pool. 1.00

00:40:43.700 I don't give a fuck 1.00

00:40:44.400 about this shit. 1.00

00:40:46.020 Right away. 1.00

00:40:47.140 By the way,

00:40:47.540 the end of the night,

00:40:48.480 the end of the night,

00:40:48.980 did y'all leave?

00:40:51.200 Yeah,

00:40:51.420 they left at the crack

00:40:53.780 of 11.40 p.m.

00:40:55.460 Oh my god.

00:40:56.240 And you had to get it

00:40:57.300 so sleepy.

00:40:57.900 It was at least midnight.

00:40:59.480 All right. 0.99

00:40:59.940 We did go to a fucking, 1.00

00:41:01.720 a Best Western. 1.00

00:41:04.640 Oh my god.

00:41:05.880 And it smelled like,

00:41:06.900 no,

00:41:08.100 and it smelled like mildew.

00:41:09.520 Good.

00:41:10.300 Good,

00:41:10.500 that's what you get.

00:41:11.060 It's not necessarily a win,

00:41:12.740 but at least I didn't have 0.99

00:41:13.880 to listen to fucking, 1.00

00:41:14.720 no, 1.00

00:41:15.700 I would say,

00:41:17.000 I fell asleep immediately.

00:41:18.240 And you know what?

00:41:19.320 Had you asked,

00:41:20.560 I would have put the game on mute.

00:41:22.360 I would have.

00:41:23.700 No,

00:41:24.160 and honestly,

00:41:24.660 if you have headphones,

00:41:25.740 you can plug in the headphones

00:41:26.620 to your controller

00:41:27.340 and it puts the,

00:41:28.600 yeah,

00:41:28.940 you can.

00:41:29.140 No,

00:41:29.260 I told you,

00:41:29.820 I told you,

00:41:30.280 me and Top were,

00:41:31.040 were down.

00:41:32.560 Like it would have, 0.99

00:41:33.260 I dragged the fucking, 0.99

00:41:34.720 you know, 1.00

00:41:35.100 you know,

00:41:35.460 you know how I knew

00:41:36.140 it was the women? 1.00

00:41:36.900 Because they were fine.

00:41:38.260 The guys were fine

00:41:39.060 and they were,

00:41:39.500 they were dragging the beanbag.

00:41:40.520 It was like,

00:41:40.940 we were all good.

00:41:41.660 They were dragging the beanbag.

00:41:43.720 And then as soon,

00:41:45.260 as soon as they,

00:41:46.180 as soon as they get behind a door,

00:41:48.220 they come out and they go,

00:41:49.160 we got to go.

00:41:49.760 And I was like,

00:41:50.400 women, 1.00

00:41:51.500 women got to you. 1.00

00:41:52.700 And I want to say,

00:41:53.740 dude,

00:41:54.160 there was a very easy thing for this.

00:41:56.000 The women sleep in the bed 1.00

00:41:57.200 and the guys sleep on the beanbag.

00:41:58.900 It's really not that big of a deal. 0.99

00:42:00.480 That would have been super gay 1.00

00:42:01.600 because the beanbag, 0.99

00:42:02.300 beanbag's big,

00:42:03.160 but they would have been 0.99

00:42:03.800 fucking cuddled up, 0.99

00:42:05.040 bro. 1.00

00:42:05.560 The bitches would be mad. 1.00

00:42:06.560 And you know it. 1.00

00:42:07.400 It would have created

00:42:08.080 a safe spot in the middle 0.98

00:42:09.300 and me and fucking Top 0.99

00:42:10.440 would have woke up spooning 1.00

00:42:11.380 in the morning.

00:42:11.880 There's no way.

00:42:12.580 It wouldn't have worked out.

00:42:13.500 Well,

00:42:13.680 because,

00:42:14.060 listen,

00:42:15.360 Elizabeth,

00:42:16.000 I love you,

00:42:16.600 but the women did make them 1.00

00:42:18.580 go to a best Western 0.96

00:42:19.880 that is disgusting

00:42:20.980 rather than a high rise apartment.

00:42:23.060 They called.

00:42:23.700 Of course I'm going to blame them.

00:42:24.700 That was their decision.

00:42:25.880 But look,

00:42:26.280 it was also on me

00:42:27.280 because I was very close

00:42:29.480 to beating Harry Potter

00:42:30.300 and I had to beat him.

00:42:32.620 So that's on me.

00:42:34.020 My B.

00:42:34.780 All right?

00:42:35.440 Clint's place is very accommodating

00:42:37.140 for the homies.

00:42:38.240 Not very accommodating

00:42:39.280 for the hoes. 1.00

00:42:41.000 For single women.

00:42:41.660 For single women,

00:42:42.540 yes.

00:42:42.840 Look,

00:42:43.000 if your wives were single, 1.00

00:42:44.200 I would have treated them

00:42:44.880 like queens, 0.52

00:42:45.600 but they're not. 1.00

00:42:46.680 So who gives a fuck? 1.00

00:42:47.880 Would you have fucking 1.00

00:42:48.680 shared the controllers 0.99

00:42:49.500 because you didn't share

00:42:50.340 the controllers with us, Clint?

00:42:51.420 The controller would have

00:42:52.140 never...

00:42:52.860 You're right.

00:42:53.260 You know what?

00:42:53.720 You're not a single woman. 0.99

00:42:54.900 I don't really give a fuck. 0.99

00:42:55.840 The controller would have 0.99

00:42:56.840 never came out

00:42:57.420 if it was just single women there. 1.00

00:42:59.460 The controller would have

00:43:00.100 never came out.

00:43:00.960 He would have hid the PS5

00:43:02.740 if it'd be gone. 1.00

00:43:03.380 He'd come out after he fucked him. 1.00

00:43:04.480 That's when he'd come out. 1.00

00:43:04.880 Yeah, he'd be done.

00:43:05.920 You can leave whenever.

00:43:06.740 Clint has the single woman 0.98

00:43:08.060 of reason.

00:43:08.640 He's like,

00:43:09.060 I got you.

00:43:09.920 I'm going to give you

00:43:10.400 the non-blood pillow.

00:43:11.740 Take one of those cups with you.

00:43:13.020 I don't need them.

00:43:13.580 Go ahead.

00:43:14.960 It's your parting gift.

00:43:15.960 I'm still convinced.

00:43:16.840 Clint said before,

00:43:17.660 he was like, 0.99

00:43:18.160 I put all this shit out 1.00

00:43:19.640 to make people 0.99

00:43:20.340 who don't have money

00:43:21.320 feel accommodated.

00:43:22.220 I feel like if we would have

00:43:23.140 reached in the bottom cabinets, 0.99

00:43:24.760 that's where all the nice shit. 0.99

00:43:25.780 It would have been 0.99

00:43:26.200 clean pillows down there.

00:43:28.220 Oh, I see.

00:43:29.320 But he knew that we were coming.

00:43:30.460 I was like,

00:43:31.060 I got pours coming over.

00:43:32.780 I got to give him 0.99

00:43:33.200 the shit pillows 1.00

00:43:34.360 in the fucking... 1.00

00:43:35.560 See, I really wish... 1.00

00:43:37.060 Cutting his head actively. 1.00

00:43:38.700 I really wish...

00:43:40.060 I really wish you stayed there

00:43:41.560 because I wanted to know

00:43:42.320 how breakfast went in the morning

00:43:43.520 whenever he goes like,

00:43:44.580 you want some hot sauce?

00:43:45.300 It's right over there on the floor.

00:43:46.580 I haven't eaten breakfast 0.99

00:43:48.060 in fucking a decade. 0.99

00:43:49.520 I don't even know what breakfast is. 1.00

00:43:50.340 The place he lives at

00:43:52.240 looked like it had

00:43:52.900 a continental breakfast.

00:43:54.200 I swear to God.

00:43:54.780 It looks like you wake up

00:43:55.720 and go to the lobby.

00:43:56.240 It does have that energy.

00:43:57.140 And you know what?

00:43:57.700 If I had ever waken up early enough,

00:43:59.040 I could tell you

00:43:59.540 if they have it or not.

00:44:00.340 I don't know.

00:44:02.660 I really don't know.

00:44:03.840 Clint could boost

00:44:04.740 his numbers so much

00:44:05.820 if he just woke...

00:44:07.080 If he became like

00:44:08.020 the Dr. Huberman type of dudes

00:44:10.440 that are like,

00:44:11.100 you wake up early,

00:44:12.320 you get some sunlight,

00:44:13.480 you eat a good breakfast,

00:44:14.240 you go...

00:44:14.960 If he did all that

00:44:15.860 because he's already rich,

00:44:16.960 the whole point of those guys

00:44:17.740 is they're like,

00:44:18.860 you do all this to become rich

00:44:20.080 and then Clint can grift

00:44:21.080 right into that.

00:44:22.200 The problem is

00:44:22.680 he just wants to sleep

00:44:23.540 and so he's just like, 1.00

00:44:24.860 nah, fuck that. 1.00

00:44:25.640 I get... 1.00

00:44:26.220 What's the point of being 0.99

00:44:27.000 fucking rich 0.99

00:44:27.580 if you can't do 1.00

00:44:28.220 what you want to fucking do? 0.99

00:44:29.500 I mean... 0.99

00:44:29.700 Exactly, dude.

00:44:30.340 It's true.

00:44:30.640 The dudes that are rich

00:44:31.820 and wake up at 5 a.m.

00:44:33.040 and like grind... 1.00

00:44:33.680 They're fucking lunatics. 1.00

00:44:35.320 Those dudes are fucking... 1.00

00:44:36.380 You do not... 1.00

00:44:37.200 Like, you guys know

00:44:38.700 how you always go like,

00:44:39.500 I would have never thought

00:44:40.460 that like...

00:44:41.260 Like, even when Top walked in,

00:44:42.380 he was like,

00:44:42.700 I would have never thought

00:44:43.640 your place was this nice.

00:44:44.600 This is crazy. 1.00

00:44:45.200 Like, you're fucking... 1.00

00:44:46.040 You're so down to earth. 1.00

00:44:46.820 You're so chill.

00:44:47.340 And I was like,

00:44:47.680 you're right.

00:44:48.280 You know why?

00:44:49.100 Because I sleep a lot 0.99

00:44:50.560 and I'm fucking... 0.99

00:44:51.520 I'm cozy. 0.99

00:44:53.100 These are things that

00:44:54.340 if you have money,

00:44:55.360 you have to sleep a lot,

00:44:56.900 you have to be well-rested,

00:44:57.940 you have to be cozy.

00:44:58.680 Otherwise,

00:44:59.720 otherwise you become 1.00

00:45:00.680 a total asshole. 1.00

00:45:02.020 Everyone listening right now, 1.00

00:45:03.160 this is not comedy.

00:45:04.660 Like, take notes.

00:45:06.180 He's literally dropping gems on you.

00:45:08.500 Break that down.

00:45:09.560 I believe him.

00:45:10.280 This is the knowledge

00:45:10.580 he's spitting on you.

00:45:11.960 Take naps,

00:45:13.080 sleep in,

00:45:13.980 start work later.

00:45:15.900 He's like...

00:45:16.500 This is all...

00:45:17.560 These are all lies

00:45:18.460 that rich people tell you. 1.00

00:45:19.920 It's bullshit. 1.00

00:45:20.760 You don't have to wake up 1.00

00:45:21.940 early to get rich.

00:45:23.180 You have to work hard

00:45:24.220 when you work

00:45:25.020 and you should not work

00:45:26.100 all the time.

00:45:26.860 And if you do,

00:45:27.580 if you do

00:45:28.400 and you're already rich, 1.00

00:45:29.480 you're a fucking miserable cunt. 1.00

00:45:32.100 You're a terrible... 1.00

00:45:32.980 You are... 1.00

00:45:33.640 No one wants to be around you 0.86

00:45:35.280 except for the fact

00:45:35.940 that you might invite them

00:45:36.860 on your private jet. 1.00

00:45:37.840 They fucking hate your guts. 1.00

00:45:39.160 Or podcast. 1.00

00:45:40.100 So sleep a lot.

00:45:41.160 Sleep a lot.

00:45:42.180 And wear sweatpants

00:45:43.680 as much as possible.

00:45:44.720 This is...

00:45:45.120 I am erect.

00:45:48.180 Now, by the way, Clint,

00:45:49.200 you know there's like...

00:45:49.580 I'm doing it wrong.

00:45:50.620 So we know you're rich,

00:45:52.340 but I understand

00:45:53.200 there's levels above you

00:45:54.420 that become like insane.

00:45:55.760 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:45:56.800 Yeah, so like...

00:45:58.020 And you've probably

00:45:58.600 interacted with those guys, right?

00:46:00.620 And what are those guys like?

00:46:02.060 Hundreds of them.

00:46:02.740 They all invested with me.

00:46:03.660 Yeah.

00:46:04.460 And are those guys like... 0.99

00:46:05.300 They're all miserable. 0.99

00:46:06.160 I'm the only rich person 0.99

00:46:07.100 I know that's actually 1.00

00:46:07.820 enjoying my fucking life. 1.00

00:46:09.040 All those other motherfuckers 1.00

00:46:10.580 hate everything. 1.00

00:46:11.880 They hate everyone.

00:46:13.120 They hate everything they do.

00:46:14.540 Everything's not good enough. 1.00

00:46:15.840 They all fucking wake up 0.99

00:46:17.000 super early. 1.00

00:46:17.620 They're all miserable. 1.00

00:46:18.360 They're all cheating on their wives. 1.00

00:46:19.540 All their lives suck. 1.00

00:46:20.980 I am the only rich person 1.00

00:46:22.260 I know that actually

00:46:22.920 enjoys their life. 1.00

00:46:23.620 I swear to fucking God. 1.00

00:46:24.080 Life does not suck. 1.00

00:46:25.360 Certifiably does not.

00:46:26.500 Like the way...

00:46:27.540 Yeah.

00:46:28.000 He's got a blood pillow. 0.98

00:46:28.980 Like how could your life suck? 0.82

00:46:29.720 I play Harry Potter. 0.97

00:46:32.840 I talk to 100,000 people a night

00:46:35.840 and then I play Harry Potter 1.00

00:46:36.920 and then I drink fucking 1.00

00:46:38.160 out of a Kratom mug 1.00

00:46:39.060 and then I fucking... 0.99

00:46:39.980 I go to the gym 0.99

00:46:40.640 and then I go lay out by the pool

00:46:41.940 from 3 p.m.

00:46:42.620 after I slept for 11 and a half hours. 0.99

00:46:44.160 It's fucking beautiful. 0.98

00:46:45.660 Before I go, 0.99

00:46:46.840 I want...

00:46:47.620 Clint,

00:46:48.120 you need to be telling people

00:46:49.360 more of this.

00:46:50.340 Like how everybody else

00:46:51.180 is like, 0.99

00:46:51.500 wake up at fucking 5 a.m., 1.00

00:46:52.800 drink fucking raw eggs, 1.00

00:46:54.000 cold baths, 1.00

00:46:54.600 all this shit. 1.00

00:46:55.100 Like, no. 1.00

00:46:55.620 I would love somebody

00:46:56.580 who's successful in this space 1.00

00:46:57.880 who says this shit. 1.00

00:46:58.760 Like, sleep as much 1.00

00:46:59.500 as you fucking can. 0.99

00:47:00.580 When you wake up, 1.00

00:47:01.340 wake up whenever the fuck you want. 0.99

00:47:02.840 Grind as hard as you possibly can. 1.00

00:47:04.620 Have a fucking nap. 1.00

00:47:05.580 Wake up. 1.00

00:47:06.360 Play Harry Potter.

00:47:06.580 Yeah, who's that guy?

00:47:08.060 There's that guy that is like...

00:47:09.000 That's the life, bro.

00:47:09.820 Everybody...

00:47:10.260 Like, he's supposed to be like the big...

00:47:11.380 He owned like a construction company,

00:47:13.060 like a very big construction company.

00:47:14.980 I can't remember who...

00:47:15.840 What's that?

00:47:16.180 Grant Cardone?

00:47:16.680 I don't know.

00:47:16.960 Yeah, Frank Cardone.

00:47:17.840 That's the guy I'm thinking of.

00:47:18.800 Thank you.

00:47:19.180 This is what it was.

00:47:20.160 This is exactly...

00:47:21.040 I've described it a bunch of times.

00:47:22.640 What happened

00:47:23.160 is the Dave Chappelle episode

00:47:24.680 when he plays Prince

00:47:26.800 and Charlie Murphy's

00:47:28.440 describing that whole thing.

00:47:29.240 So it's like,

00:47:29.500 so then what happened?

00:47:30.120 He's like,

00:47:30.600 so then he invited us over

00:47:32.280 and yeah,

00:47:32.860 we were hanging out

00:47:33.500 and then what happened?

00:47:34.840 He's like,

00:47:35.160 then we played ping pong.

00:47:36.600 He was like,

00:47:37.100 oh.

00:47:37.720 And then what happened?

00:47:38.460 Then we played pick up basketball

00:47:39.500 and he dumped on me.

00:47:41.540 Then he made us pancakes.

00:47:43.080 But like,

00:47:43.480 it was like,

00:47:44.060 well,

00:47:44.420 then he played Harry Potter

00:47:45.900 and everyone was just like,

00:47:47.640 you played Harry Potter?

00:47:48.900 And it's like,

00:47:49.240 yeah,

00:47:49.380 that's what happened.

00:47:52.160 We watched him play it.

00:47:53.360 Y'all said you were going to bed

00:47:54.500 and I was like,

00:47:55.120 oh,

00:47:55.260 I'm playing Harry Potter then.

00:47:57.360 The night is young.

00:47:58.740 I just drank a half a ball of vodka 0.99

00:48:00.400 with a bunch of fucking Diet Cokes. 1.00

00:48:02.220 You think I'm going to go to bed right away? 1.00

00:48:03.500 That's psychotic. 1.00

00:48:04.580 I would fucking have a heart attack. 1.00

00:48:05.780 I have to like, 0.99

00:48:06.460 expend energy. 0.99

00:48:08.420 The fucking tone you had was like, 1.00

00:48:10.760 bitch, 1.00

00:48:11.060 my night's just getting started. 1.00

00:48:13.420 I don't even know if that was the tone.

00:48:15.420 I think that's verbatim what I said.

00:48:16.980 I was like,

00:48:17.280 that's actually what you said. 1.00

00:48:18.960 Bitch, 1.00

00:48:19.360 what? 1.00

00:48:20.480 I ain't sleepy.

00:48:21.660 Should have taken a nap.

00:48:22.260 I got to go.

00:48:23.380 But Clint,

00:48:23.880 before I go,

00:48:24.640 are you coming to Tops for New Year's?

00:48:27.120 I do not know.

00:48:28.480 I do not know.

00:48:28.980 I will know Friday.

00:48:30.340 This guy doesn't know what he's doing

00:48:31.020 until Friday.

00:48:32.240 Friday is New Year's.

00:48:32.700 He might go.

00:48:33.560 He said he might go.

00:48:34.340 He might go.

00:48:36.720 He said he might go and hang out

00:48:37.940 with Luke at a party.

00:48:39.300 And let me tell you,

00:48:40.220 man,

00:48:40.340 the dynamic there,

00:48:41.880 not fun.

00:48:42.760 But you understand that you went to those.

00:48:44.940 He could,

00:48:45.220 he could cook a little more.

00:48:46.800 Hold on.

00:48:47.380 Luke out of work mode,

00:48:49.040 much more personable.

00:48:50.500 Luke in work mode,

00:48:51.680 not very personable.

00:48:53.040 So.

00:48:53.300 And,

00:48:53.520 but his job is to be personable.

00:48:54.880 I don't understand.

00:48:55.720 Like,

00:48:55.820 well,

00:48:56.080 when the camera's on,

00:48:56.960 he's fairly personable.

00:48:58.360 Fairly.

00:48:58.760 But wouldn't you think the mentality

00:49:00.640 would be personable prior to,

00:49:03.040 to warm them up,

00:49:04.000 to that vibe?

00:49:04.820 Like,

00:49:04.960 I don't know.

00:49:05.380 I don't,

00:49:05.500 I don't. 0.99

00:49:05.700 Only if he gives a fuck about you. 0.99

00:49:07.860 See this. 0.99

00:49:08.200 Oh,

00:49:08.580 that's true.

00:49:09.620 Yeah,

00:49:09.900 yeah,

00:49:10.080 yeah.

00:49:10.480 Like,

00:49:10.720 you should have,

00:49:11.540 you should have seen Luke tonight.

00:49:12.560 He was very, 1.00

00:49:13.100 he was very cordial with this fucking smoke show. 1.00

00:49:16.140 He didn't give a fuck about y'all niggas, 1.00

00:49:17.600 but he was like, 0.99

00:49:18.260 he was like,

00:49:18.640 oh, 0.99

00:49:18.840 this is this fucking nine, 0.99

00:49:20.320 uh, 1.00

00:49:20.720 OnlyFans bitch. 1.00

00:49:21.520 Like, 1.00

00:49:21.780 he was very,

00:49:22.560 very nice.

00:49:23.040 He was giving,

00:49:23.320 let me tell you, 1.00

00:49:23.880 I was giving her pep talks and shit. 0.99

00:49:25.100 I was like, 0.99

00:49:25.520 I was like,

00:49:25.880 I have never seen this from this dude ever.

00:49:28.200 Let me tell you something. 1.00

00:49:29.060 That's the gayest shit ever. 1.00

00:49:30.560 Because if you get to, 1.00

00:49:32.060 and,

00:49:32.260 and I like Luke,

00:49:33.400 but if you get to a point where you're doing this and you could possibly do it for a living, 0.98

00:49:37.580 have some fucking joy in what you're doing, 0.98

00:49:39.840 man. 0.99

00:49:40.260 You have people in your,

00:49:41.200 you have Vivek Ramaswamy in your living room.

00:49:43.960 Smile.

00:49:44.580 Even when you haven't,

00:49:45.540 yo, 1.00

00:49:45.720 that shit is awesome. 1.00

00:49:46.980 Or go work at Publix and then figure that out that that sucks. 1.00

00:49:49.920 Cause it's probably been a long time since you've done that.

00:49:52.460 You know,

00:49:52.620 this is,

00:49:52.840 this is some lobster advice right here.

00:49:54.220 I'm saying,

00:49:54.900 man,

00:49:55.120 you're right. 0.99

00:49:55.460 Fucking be about it. 0.99

00:49:56.560 Get a prop. 0.99

00:49:57.060 Did you buy a prop?

00:49:58.080 Somebody bought this for me.

00:49:59.820 I thought you bought a prop.

00:50:01.200 Cause I was about to say, 1.00

00:50:02.000 you're a faggot. 1.00

00:50:04.360 This is the other thing you tell us. 1.00

00:50:05.580 I completely agree with you.

00:50:06.380 That's how he signaled me in.

00:50:07.500 This,

00:50:07.780 this is what I'm talking about.

00:50:08.780 Like if you get to the mountaintop and you aren't happy,

00:50:11.700 Michael Malice,

00:50:12.560 if you get to the mountaintop and you aren't happy,

00:50:14.880 you're not doing it right.

00:50:16.440 You're not doing it right.

00:50:17.480 And if you're doing something you don't love and you're at the top of the mountain, 0.98

00:50:20.480 fucking mix it up. 0.98

00:50:21.460 I feel like a lot of those guys though, 0.99

00:50:22.620 they see the top,

00:50:23.400 they get to the top of the mountain and they just see another mountain and they go,

00:50:26.180 okay,

00:50:26.460 that's the one I need to get up.

00:50:28.060 And they just keep doing that.

00:50:29.480 So did I,

00:50:30.060 but you know what? 0.99

00:50:30.860 I fucking, 0.98

00:50:31.380 I got to the top of the mortgage game and I was like, 0.99

00:50:33.680 I'm out.

00:50:34.300 I'm good.

00:50:34.820 I want to do something else.

00:50:36.040 I did it. 0.99

00:50:36.820 I'm fucking now. 1.00

00:50:37.620 I'm succeed, 0.99

00:50:38.300 succeeding in that.

00:50:38.980 I'm loving every minute of it.

00:50:40.940 So like if,

00:50:41.580 if they're burnt on what they're doing,

00:50:43.640 then they got to do something else.

00:50:44.940 Like if you have,

00:50:46.360 if you have the work ethic and the wherewithal and the intelligence and the whatever to get

00:50:49.700 to the top of a mountain,

00:50:51.000 you can get to the top of another mountain.

00:50:52.580 You absolutely can.

00:50:53.400 But you like,

00:50:54.020 if you become joyless,

00:50:55.320 I'm sorry, 1.00

00:50:55.700 now I'm talking like fucking like inspirational shit. 0.99

00:50:58.300 No, 1.00

00:50:58.740 no.

00:50:59.180 I'm with you,

00:50:59.960 man.

00:51:00.040 He's happy.

00:51:00.840 Who's the,

00:51:01.200 who's the Wolf of Wall Street guy?

00:51:02.180 I don't know.

00:51:02.820 Who's the Wolf of Wall Street guy?

00:51:03.760 That's what he sounds like right now.

00:51:06.020 If you get to the top of the mountain and you're unhappy,

00:51:09.320 do cocaine until you're happy.

00:51:10.780 I think that's the lesson.

00:51:11.980 Yep.

00:51:12.340 That's a good one.

00:51:13.040 All right,

00:51:13.960 guys.

00:51:14.240 Sleepy time is sleepy time. 0.99

00:51:15.380 I'm fucking out of here. 0.98

00:51:16.660 See you, 0.99

00:51:16.960 man.

00:51:17.360 Take some naps, 1.00

00:51:19.460 you fucking homo. 1.00

00:51:20.140 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:51:20.920 That was great.

00:51:22.000 I'm so glad.

00:51:23.640 And they did say he was like,

00:51:25.160 they said,

00:51:25.760 I think David said on Neptune America was,

00:51:28.940 he was like,

00:51:29.360 I went in having questions about Clint and I came out having way more questions.

00:51:33.760 And answers about Clint.

00:51:35.500 That's how he described it.

00:51:37.200 But I feel like he answered these questions about himself.

00:51:39.240 And it's like,

00:51:39.600 it's been kind of revealing and I'm,

00:51:41.340 I'm happy to have done.

00:51:42.620 I wish I would have slept over.

00:51:43.780 Like if my wife wasn't there,

00:51:44.920 it would have just been fascinating.

00:51:45.860 I would have been studying Clint all night the rest of the night.

00:51:48.160 Yeah.

00:51:48.300 You,

00:51:48.540 you could have,

00:51:49.120 you could have slept over,

00:51:50.020 but guess what?

00:51:50.940 You would have left before I woke up. 0.98

00:51:52.940 Cause I'm sleeping the fuck in and y'all are going to wake up at crack a nine or 0.99

00:51:56.480 some shit, 1.00

00:51:56.920 some fucking suicidal early hours like that. 1.00

00:51:59.720 Crazy. 1.00

00:52:00.220 Should we say bye? 0.79

00:52:01.080 I mean,

00:52:01.300 he's sleeping.

00:52:02.380 No,

00:52:02.780 no,

00:52:02.900 no.

00:52:03.480 You know,

00:52:03.940 that's the other thing.

00:52:04.880 So I had,

00:52:05.440 I had this incredible house on the,

00:52:07.460 on the water in Carl's bed.

00:52:09.300 I would have house parties.

00:52:10.580 Was it furnished with blood pillows also?

00:52:12.580 No.

00:52:13.640 I furnished this one. 1.00

00:52:14.780 It was fucking nice as shit. 0.99

00:52:16.300 So I would have these house parties, 0.99

00:52:17.900 dozens of people over and we would be having the time,

00:52:19.700 bunch of people doing cocaine.

00:52:20.520 I never did cocaine,

00:52:21.480 but anyways,

00:52:22.860 at the end of the,

00:52:23.500 at the end of the night,

00:52:24.340 some of the people have a mountaintop.

00:52:25.840 You never tried in the snow. 1.00

00:52:26.740 What the fuck? 1.00

00:52:27.320 I don't know. 1.00

00:52:28.420 You know what?

00:52:28.960 You know what?

00:52:29.480 When you get to the top of the mountain and you're,

00:52:30.760 you're having a good time,

00:52:31.600 you don't need to do the snow.

00:52:32.560 You could just,

00:52:33.320 you can just snowboard down.

00:52:34.880 Anyway.

00:52:35.300 So,

00:52:35.480 so at the end of the night,

00:52:36.480 I got dozens of people over half of them drive home drunk. 1.00

00:52:38.960 Cause they're fucking savages. 1.00

00:52:40.140 The other half say, 1.00

00:52:41.160 say we're going to crash or five,

00:52:42.900 say five,

00:52:43.540 five people say they're going to stay over.

00:52:44.920 The thing I would say to them,

00:52:46.360 I'd say,

00:52:46.660 look,

00:52:46.800 I got,

00:52:47.180 I got an Airbnb downstairs. 0.96

00:52:48.440 I got guest bedrooms and shit all over the place. 0.90

00:52:50.620 You guys can all crash here. 0.97

00:52:52.320 If you wake me up, 0.98

00:52:53.780 you will never step foot in my house again.

00:52:55.940 And I would tell every single person that I said,

00:52:58.300 when you leave, 1.00

00:52:59.620 you're a fucking mouse. 1.00

00:53:00.820 I would have, 1.00

00:53:01.440 I would have girlfriends that would spend the night in my bed. 1.00

00:53:03.400 And I said,

00:53:03.900 if you do that,

00:53:05.560 when you leave,

00:53:06.460 if you wake me up,

00:53:07.260 you are never invited my house again.

00:53:08.800 And they all,

00:53:09.420 they all abided by it. 1.00

00:53:10.280 The crazy shit is, 1.00

00:53:11.240 I believe them. 1.00

00:53:12.020 It's a hundred percent true.

00:53:13.280 I ain't lying. 0.99

00:53:13.960 Why the fuck would I lie? 0.98

00:53:15.020 I'm lying. 1.00

00:53:15.540 I'm dying.

00:53:16.240 Yeah.

00:53:16.520 I'm telling you the truth.

00:53:17.620 If you wake,

00:53:18.240 cause the reason was it when,

00:53:20.300 so I need a lot of sleep anyways,

00:53:21.500 but if I drink,

00:53:22.920 if I drink and I, 0.97

00:53:24.180 and I get woken up after four hours or some shit, 0.98

00:53:26.580 my hangover, 0.98

00:53:27.600 my hangover is so fucking crazy that I, 0.86

00:53:30.520 I'm like, 0.94

00:53:30.860 I'm like borderline suicidal. 1.00

00:53:32.700 It's fucked. 1.00

00:53:33.500 It's super fucked. 1.00

00:53:34.440 So look, 1.00

00:53:35.600 you got to do what you got to do to,

00:53:36.660 you know,

00:53:36.980 stay happy in life.

00:53:37.660 And that's the lesson.

00:53:39.040 Dude,

00:53:39.240 you,

00:53:39.520 you really are a sleeping giant.

00:53:40.980 Like that's really what you're saying.

00:53:43.920 Be five,

00:53:45.080 oh,

00:53:45.680 fun. 1.00

00:53:47.040 Which dumb bitch wakes me from my slumber? 1.00

00:53:51.880 Oh shit. 1.00

00:53:52.760 You hear that music? 1.00

00:53:53.280 That was a great intro to the show.

00:53:54.500 Finally get it,

00:53:55.060 trying to get,

00:53:55.360 trying to get into it.

00:53:56.200 All right.

00:53:56.500 Mailbag.

00:53:57.160 Mailbag.

00:53:57.960 Getting nitty gritty guys.

00:53:59.480 I hope,

00:54:00.060 I hope people enjoyed that.

00:54:01.060 I don't know if that was funny or not.

00:54:02.100 I've seen a lot of people say that.

00:54:03.220 They're really enjoying it.

00:54:03.980 It was pretty funny.

00:54:06.740 AOCDs says, 1.00

00:54:07.880 fuck, 1.00

00:54:08.140 marry, 1.00

00:54:08.500 kill, 1.00

00:54:08.940 MTG,

00:54:09.940 Tulsi,

00:54:10.520 or Nikki Haley.

00:54:12.200 By law,

00:54:13.000 we cannot kill any of them.

00:54:15.720 K, 0.97

00:54:16.420 Tulsi,

00:54:17.660 no,

00:54:18.960 not K,

00:54:19.640 F, 1.00

00:54:20.260 fuck Tulsi. 1.00

00:54:21.300 Yeah, 1.00

00:54:21.660 I was about to say, 1.00

00:54:22.140 what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:54:23.060 I was like, 1.00

00:54:23.460 that was such a terrible decision.

00:54:25.320 No,

00:54:25.400 no,

00:54:25.660 no,

00:54:25.700 no.

00:54:25.720 Marjorie would be such a blast. 0.99

00:54:26.800 Like,

00:54:27.140 married to.

00:54:28.740 Man.

00:54:29.820 Nah,

00:54:30.300 I think you marry Tulsi, 1.00

00:54:32.260 you fuck Nikki, 1.00

00:54:33.180 and you kill Green. 1.00

00:54:35.020 What? 0.98

00:54:35.420 Really?

00:54:36.020 What? 1.00

00:54:36.640 She is the grossest. 1.00

00:54:38.740 Yeah, 1.00

00:54:39.160 she's disgusting. 1.00

00:54:40.800 You got a K. 0.96

00:54:41.380 She seems like a cool Hank.

00:54:42.920 She would not be a cool Hank.

00:54:44.220 She'd be a hectic Hank. 0.79

00:54:45.540 No one deserves the K more than Haley.

00:54:48.740 Yeah,

00:54:49.180 yeah,

00:54:49.500 I gotta get rid of her. 1.00

00:54:50.680 I'm trying to marry into a lizard person family, 1.00

00:54:53.060 so I'm marrying Nikki Haley for sure.

00:54:55.260 Wow.

00:54:56.060 I think my,

00:54:56.560 marry was my other one for Nikki.

00:54:58.580 Marry was my other one for Nikki, 0.93

00:54:59.640 because you know,

00:55:00.620 like,

00:55:01.580 at least you can be there to, 0.99

00:55:03.560 maybe you'll hear some snippets of like some cool shit 0.97

00:55:05.720 that'll be going, 0.95

00:55:06.500 that's going down.

00:55:07.360 Like, 0.99

00:55:07.600 you would hear like the fucking, 0.99

00:55:09.200 like, 1.00

00:55:09.540 lizard people shit, 1.00

00:55:10.240 or just like crazy like government stuff. 1.00

00:55:12.460 She would be like,

00:55:13.500 yeah,

00:55:13.940 it's time to take down like the,

00:55:15.040 this is what I say.

00:55:15.660 So I marry Nikki Haley.

00:55:16.600 Just take it down right now.

00:55:17.500 Just like,

00:55:18.100 all right.

00:55:18.320 You marry Nikki Haley,

00:55:19.260 you bomb some countries together with her.

00:55:20.700 It's cool.

00:55:21.060 You get divorced after,

00:55:21.940 because you have some disagreements on where to over. 1.00

00:55:23.800 And you get half her shit. 1.00

00:55:25.160 Yeah, 1.00

00:55:25.420 maybe. 1.00

00:55:26.620 You fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene, 1.00

00:55:28.820 because Alex Stein says she got crazy pussy, 1.00

00:55:31.480 and you got a K Tulsi Gabbard, 1.00

00:55:34.040 because,

00:55:34.720 I think Alex Stein may have piped her down,

00:55:38.220 dude,

00:55:38.400 for real.

00:55:38.860 I think for real.

00:55:39.760 I'm going to flip it around on all of you,

00:55:42.700 I think,

00:55:42.980 and go with something different than everybody.

00:55:44.920 I'm, 0.99

00:55:45.420 kill Nikki Haley. 1.00

00:55:47.320 We've all done something different than everybody. 0.99

00:55:49.240 Get,

00:55:49.380 get,

00:55:49.580 get,

00:55:50.040 yo,

00:55:50.280 I'm doing something different than all of you.

00:55:51.880 I think get rid of Haley. 0.99

00:55:53.180 Yeah,

00:55:53.280 we're all doing it.

00:55:53.840 She,

00:55:54.220 she's the one that deserves that the most. 1.00

00:55:56.240 Just get rid of her. 1.00

00:55:57.280 He's giving, 0.86

00:55:57.880 this is like her political answer.

00:55:59.380 You, 1.00

00:55:59.640 you fuck MTG for the reasons that were just stated. 1.00

00:56:03.500 This is literally what Jose said. 1.00

00:56:04.980 She's got to be Christian. 0.60

00:56:05.880 No,

00:56:06.120 it isn't.

00:56:06.540 No,

00:56:06.760 it isn't.

00:56:07.240 He,

00:56:07.400 he reversed Tulsi and,

00:56:08.900 and MTG.

00:56:09.900 I say you marry Tulsi,

00:56:12.500 because then I,

00:56:13.440 I'm sorry,

00:56:13.560 this one,

00:56:14.080 I don't know what this means,

00:56:15.400 but that's crazy.

00:56:17.320 She,

00:56:17.680 she's,

00:56:18.360 she's got the Hello Kitty. 0.64

00:56:19.960 She's got,

00:56:20.560 yeah, 1.00

00:56:20.760 she's got that Hello Kitty pussy. 1.00

00:56:22.280 She's got the Hello Kitty pussy. 1.00

00:56:23.080 What do y'all think that means? 1.00

00:56:24.560 I don't know.

00:56:25.120 The only thing I can think of is,

00:56:26.320 I don't think I want to know.

00:56:27.220 I'm marrying Tulsi,

00:56:28.480 because then we can just do ukulele duets forever.

00:56:31.520 I don't know what that means,

00:56:32.780 but I do agree with it. 1.00

00:56:34.280 I agree with that she's got the Hello Kitty pussy. 1.00

00:56:36.760 All I can think of is like pink. 1.00

00:56:38.900 It's just bubblegum pink.

00:56:40.460 That's all I can think of.

00:56:40.880 No,

00:56:40.900 literally,

00:56:41.380 I think like,

00:56:41.960 I think of the little cat like this for some reason, 0.98

00:56:43.820 like her pussy looks like the little Hello Kitty thing. 1.00

00:56:45.500 She just hasn't got that kind of energy. 1.00

00:56:47.720 I wouldn't be surprised.

00:56:48.760 She doesn't have a landing strip. 1.00

00:56:49.940 She's just got that cut up into her fucking box. 1.00

00:56:52.800 She has a kit, 1.00

00:56:53.700 a kitten cut up.

00:56:54.660 Like that's her,

00:56:55.260 like she,

00:56:55.960 she femaleskates into a kitten. 1.00

00:56:57.580 I mean,

00:56:59.160 it's quite possible.

00:56:59.980 For me,

00:57:00.500 you are,

00:57:01.460 no matter who you choose,

00:57:02.660 you're marrying into lizard person company.

00:57:05.240 Is MTG,

00:57:06.300 is she a lizard person? 0.82

00:57:07.420 Oh yeah.

00:57:07.960 Yeah.

00:57:08.200 I've seen her blink,

00:57:09.060 she blinked this way.

00:57:10.680 She's been piping down, 0.99

00:57:11.740 she's been piping down that nigga that got kicked out. 1.00

00:57:13.880 What's his name? 1.00

00:57:15.720 The gay dude? 1.00

00:57:16.220 What? 0.92

00:57:16.900 Oh,

00:57:17.260 the dude who was the speaker.

00:57:18.960 Santos.

00:57:19.720 Is that his name?

00:57:20.420 No,

00:57:20.920 bruh. 0.99

00:57:21.460 He's gay. 1.00

00:57:23.140 He's fucking gay, 1.00

00:57:24.100 dude. 1.00

00:57:24.220 The speaker got kicked out by,

00:57:25.940 y'all really don't know this?

00:57:26.820 Kevin,

00:57:27.060 Kevin McCarthy.

00:57:28.000 McCarthy,

00:57:28.460 yeah.

00:57:28.680 She,

00:57:28.860 she got like,

00:57:29.660 that was like almost certainly what was happening.

00:57:32.100 Cause she was like, 0.99

00:57:32.620 in lockstep with him. 1.00

00:57:33.900 Cause she was fucking homeboy. 1.00

00:57:34.940 I forgot that Nikki is a, 1.00

00:57:36.340 is a Indian.

00:57:37.540 You know,

00:57:37.760 what's weird about Lainey?

00:57:38.980 Lainey is clearly not just a Caucasian.

00:57:42.360 So like every,

00:57:44.000 same with top people that aren't Caucasian,

00:57:46.460 that are more racist than me. 0.56

00:57:47.500 Always, 0.63

00:57:48.100 always freak me out.

00:57:49.020 Like, 0.99

00:57:49.300 what the fuck are you going for? 0.99

00:57:50.860 Like you want to, 0.99

00:57:51.380 yeah.

00:57:54.220 Speaking of January 26th to the 28th,

00:57:57.960 we're going to be at the Georgia LP event.

00:57:59.660 It's going to be in Conyers,

00:58:00.660 Georgia.

00:58:01.020 We have an Airbnb. 0.95

00:58:02.300 We're going to be out there doing retarded. 1.00

00:58:04.000 Everybody's invited.

00:58:05.200 Everyone's invited to the Airbnb.

00:58:07.800 Yeah.

00:58:08.020 Is it under your name,

00:58:08.980 Toad?

00:58:10.500 Yes.

00:58:11.280 Everyone's invited to the Airbnb.

00:58:13.280 Come do whatever you want.

00:58:14.600 Smash the place up.

00:58:15.440 It's going to be a great,

00:58:16.580 it's going to be a great time. 0.99

00:58:18.760 And then we're going to be doing a fucking live show. 0.99

00:58:20.720 We're going to have his closets. 1.00

00:58:21.360 We're going to have shit, 1.00

00:58:21.980 shit chairs. 1.00

00:58:22.860 They're going to be great. 1.00

00:58:23.340 Blood goes all over the place.

00:58:25.700 Come commit arson at LPGeorgia.com.

00:58:28.080 It's going to be an amazing time.

00:58:29.240 January 26th through 28th,

00:58:30.800 the Georgia LP event.

00:58:32.100 I will be moderating the presidential debate

00:58:34.380 that just got announced this morning.

00:58:36.240 I wanted to participate in it

00:58:37.400 so that I could show up toad.

00:58:38.560 That's not going to happen,

00:58:39.460 but I will be the moderator,

00:58:40.480 which will allow me to shame him periodically

00:58:42.460 or hand him softballs,

00:58:45.360 depending on how I'm feeling that day.

00:58:46.740 I don't know.

00:58:47.720 It depends on how well rested I did. 0.99

00:58:49.360 Hand me your balls, Glenn. 0.99

00:58:50.620 I want to know because 1.00

00:58:52.700 what are you going to wear to that?

00:58:54.360 Because I feel like Clint's not going to

00:58:55.460 even dress up for that.

00:58:56.520 He's going to be the moderator at a...

00:58:58.460 What he's wearing right now.

00:59:00.700 Yeah, probably.

00:59:01.840 He's wearing a t-shirt.

00:59:03.100 I'm not dressed up either, dude.

00:59:04.480 Here's the thing.

00:59:04.500 When you become successful,

00:59:06.280 you don't have to dress up. 1.00

00:59:07.680 Look at Tim Pool's ass. 1.00

00:59:08.700 He's fucking wearing the same... 1.00

00:59:09.780 He doesn't even wear the same... 1.00

00:59:11.020 He wears the same exact outfit for years.

00:59:14.880 It's because he's boring,

00:59:15.940 not because he's rich.

00:59:17.540 His closet probably literally is just the same outfit.

00:59:18.420 But you know what?

00:59:19.320 I bet he's cozy.

00:59:19.980 It was just one.

00:59:20.500 It's just that one.

00:59:21.180 He just wears it every day.

00:59:22.360 I don't think he's cozy.

00:59:23.540 That doesn't look cozy.

00:59:24.460 He wears a t-shirt with another shirt

00:59:27.380 that's folded up.

00:59:28.300 I'm fun enough over it.

00:59:29.660 Tim Pool is just not in a cozy mindset.

00:59:33.640 You need the mindset first.

00:59:35.120 Yeah, that's true.

00:59:35.760 Toad is...

00:59:36.300 Cozy is a mindset.

00:59:37.540 That's a great one.

00:59:38.640 Toad looks like cozy Tim Pool.

00:59:40.680 That's what Toad looks like right now.

00:59:42.620 He looks like if Tim Pool was cozy.

00:59:44.460 If he got too cozy.

00:59:46.380 With occasional bouts of suicidal thoughts.

00:59:49.180 If he got cozy while in a buffet line.

00:59:54.840 I get super cozy in that.

00:59:56.740 Toad is shown he's cozy.

00:59:57.900 That's what he is.

00:59:58.500 I'm just going to sleep on this entire bed of bacon. 1.00

01:00:02.080 This dude got cozy while hooked up to some fucking... 1.00

01:00:04.760 Alright, go ahead. 0.99

01:00:05.440 Given what we talked about in the early part of this episode,

01:00:07.680 I can't believe this is actually a question that's being asked here.

01:00:10.240 Just say the question.

01:00:11.360 Conspiracy extremists, how many cups do you all have at your home?

01:00:14.320 He had to just put that...

01:00:15.260 Did he just put that in there?

01:00:16.280 There's no way that's like...

01:00:17.160 No, no.

01:00:17.880 This was put in...

01:00:18.980 Yeah.

01:00:19.460 What's the appropriate amount of cups down? 1.00

01:00:20.980 I have a lot, but I also have a bitch. 1.00

01:00:23.360 He put this in four hours ago. 0.99

01:00:26.060 That is wild.

01:00:27.260 We're actually four hours before our show, sir. 1.00

01:00:29.440 Well, the answer is you need two and fuck your guests. 0.99

01:00:32.340 I mean, to be honest, if I was still single, I totally would probably have like one to three 1.00

01:00:36.260 cups, to be completely honest.

01:00:37.760 That's totally how I'd rock it.

01:00:38.700 No.

01:00:39.060 But with a woman, I'd just show up and I'm like, okay, whatever, cool. 1.00

01:00:42.060 Here's the thing.

01:00:43.200 Here's the thing what I would do.

01:00:44.040 If I was single, as a married man, same thing.

01:00:46.140 I have like tons of cups, mugs, cups, everything.

01:00:49.700 But if I was single, it would be, I would have like a mug, like one of those big water

01:00:54.720 cups, like a Stanley, not a Stanley, but one of those things.

01:00:56.920 And then just a rack of just the plastic Red Solo cups.

01:01:00.740 And be like, you want a cup?

01:01:01.740 Red Solo.

01:01:02.520 Just that's all you, like you put anything in there, it works.

01:01:05.940 That's what I do now.

01:01:07.220 I have all this nice silverware.

01:01:08.640 We have in my kitchen, we have a kitchen drawer just for black cups.

01:01:13.860 We keep the black cups and the white cups separated.

01:01:16.120 We got mad cups.

01:01:17.360 Then we got kids cups.

01:01:18.500 Wait, you have cups specifically for different races?

01:01:21.840 I'd have a coffee cup, like a water and other liquids cup, and I'd probably have like a piss

01:01:26.340 cup, so I don't have to get it sometimes. 1.00

01:01:28.740 I forgot about this stupid fucking piss cup. 1.00

01:01:30.840 This is a colored only cup right here. 1.00

01:01:33.300 Yeah, the cups for other races is the hose outside.

01:01:35.620 Yeah, I'd be way more shameless about my piss cup, though, because I do, I have, it's

01:01:39.340 known, I've talked, it's been a long time to talk about this, I have pissed on podcasts.

01:01:42.460 I keep a cup within, I mean, I've gotten better bladder control the longer I have podcasts, 0.98

01:01:46.940 but if I was single, I would totally just have that in my, like, fucking, like, up, like, 0.98

01:01:51.500 with my other cups and just be like, that's my piss cup. 1.00

01:01:54.160 You are wild.

01:01:55.780 I am single and I have a ton of different, I have, I have. 0.99

01:01:58.560 I thought you were going to be like, I have a ton of piss cups.

01:02:00.660 No, no, I have zero, zero piss cups.

01:02:02.840 I have great bladder control, never piss in a cup.

01:02:04.820 Someone goes over, no, no, no, no, not that cup, not that cup.

01:02:07.000 Nope.

01:02:07.400 I have a whole bunch of different cups.

01:02:09.100 I have a ton of coffee mugs.

01:02:09.560 Unless it's a woman that you think is pretty into it, you're like, dang, I have a special 0.96

01:02:12.340 cup just for you.

01:02:12.840 I can guarantee you.

01:02:13.160 Tons of coffee mugs, tons of cups, and I have different alcohol glassware from when

01:02:16.380 I was an alcoholic.

01:02:17.100 I have glassware for everything.

01:02:18.360 Wait, wait, wait.

01:02:18.800 Guys, the difference between Clint's home and his silverware and his cups could not be any

01:02:25.280 more different than Toad's situation.

01:02:27.480 I know Toad has, like, matching gloves, and he's a single dude.

01:02:30.500 Nobody's going there.

01:02:31.360 I have matching, yeah, like, plateware, yeah.

01:02:34.580 Do people go to your house?

01:02:36.680 Not usually, no.

01:02:37.920 Never.

01:02:38.680 No, exactly.

01:02:39.260 You probably go to your parents' house.

01:02:40.300 This is the wild part.

01:02:41.760 I go to my parents' house a lot.

01:02:43.160 Yeah, and I have better, like, dishes and silverware and stuff than they do.

01:02:46.420 Here's the other thing is, I forgot about this, and Elizabeth brought this up to me

01:02:49.680 because for Christmas, she got me a Glencairn, and she got me a whiskey glass.

01:02:53.800 And I was like, you know Toad has, like, mad, like, glasses for every different type of

01:03:00.540 alcohol.

01:03:00.980 Oh, my God.

01:03:01.280 I bet you it's Steins, like, the nice, like, German one. 0.99

01:03:03.340 Yes, dude.

01:03:04.380 And I said, he doesn't drink alcohol anymore.

01:03:07.180 And she was like, oh, my gosh, it's Steins, but I have, like, everything else.

01:03:09.160 I was like, I got to blow your poor minds one more time.

01:03:13.120 All right, so here we go.

01:03:14.260 I'm not ready for this.

01:03:15.300 My dad, my dad owns the penthouse at the Trump Tower.

01:03:19.200 Like, not exaggerating.

01:03:20.560 That's exactly what he owns. 1.00

01:03:20.860 Now, fuck off, dude. 1.00

01:03:22.200 I swear to God. 1.00

01:03:23.220 Fuck off. 1.00

01:03:24.160 So you walk in. 1.00

01:03:25.760 You know how Toad just described my place?

01:03:28.040 You walk into his place.

01:03:29.660 It's not leaf.

01:03:30.900 It's actual gold everywhere.

01:03:32.740 And then you walk in. 0.99

01:03:34.020 There's a fucking, there's a front desk valet. 1.00

01:03:35.900 It's basically the same thing. 1.00

01:03:37.160 But once you get through the second doors, there is a full fucking pond inside of the 0.99

01:03:44.200 building. 0.99

01:03:44.560 And it's fucking fancy. 0.99

01:03:46.440 Like, it's like a, what's it called? 0.99

01:03:48.580 Infinite ledge or whatever the fuck? 0.79

01:03:50.340 It's like an infinite pool, but it's like inside. 0.95

01:03:52.380 An infinity pool, yeah. 1.00

01:03:53.040 What the fuck is this? 0.99

01:03:53.920 And then he's got this elevator. 0.99

01:03:55.040 He's up.

01:03:55.400 I can't see the floor, but it's north of 50.

01:03:57.540 I'll say that. 0.98

01:03:58.240 I don't want to fucking dox him. 0.99

01:04:00.340 And then the view. 0.99

01:04:01.520 Just tell the exact building he lives in.

01:04:02.620 The view is 270 degrees, ocean to bay.

01:04:09.840 And the ceilings are twice as high as mine.

01:04:12.440 From the river to the sea.

01:04:13.140 The place is unbelievable. 1.00

01:04:14.940 And he owns that bitch. 1.00

01:04:15.860 He ain't renting like me. 1.00

01:04:17.080 So yeah, he's killing me.

01:04:18.200 I want to point out something.

01:04:19.600 I think Clint said something profound earlier with his ethos in life.

01:04:23.600 And I think if you juxtapose him against Toad, it displays perfectly what he's getting at.

01:04:30.160 Because Toad is the inverse.

01:04:31.560 He followed the traditional path. 1.00

01:04:33.360 He's fucking slaving away at some fucking gay ass job in Boston. 1.00

01:04:36.740 Hates his life. 1.00

01:04:37.940 Crippling gambling addiction. 1.00

01:04:38.720 Has all the nice bitch shit that normal dudes don't get until they get married. 1.00

01:04:42.880 Dude, you know what's crazy? 1.00

01:04:43.960 He dropped his net worth in our chat.

01:04:45.940 Never sleeps.

01:04:46.800 Never sleeps. 1.00

01:04:47.760 And Clint was like, you need to leave your fucking job right now. 0.99

01:04:51.080 What was his net worth? 0.99

01:04:52.680 I'm not going to say it on the show.

01:04:53.900 I'm not going to say it unless he says it.

01:04:56.740 It's more than enough, more than enough to quit your job and totally reorient your life.

01:05:03.620 A hundred percent.

01:05:04.200 To be fair, I didn't say his net worth.

01:05:05.380 That was something else.

01:05:06.140 But anyway, it's gone.

01:05:06.960 Yes, it's a substantial amount.

01:05:11.420 It's not like Clint's amount, but it's enough to like.

01:05:13.360 It's enough that any girl watching this right now ought to be sliding in his DMs. 0.98

01:05:16.460 That's so funny.

01:05:16.940 Yeah, you know what you're exactly right.

01:05:18.760 And it's enough that he could quit his job, sell his house, move to the place of his house.

01:05:21.540 Try like one-tenth of Clint.

01:05:22.960 And be able to just chill.

01:05:24.100 He wouldn't even need a job for a good solid long time.

01:05:26.180 I don't have that much.

01:05:27.880 That would be a lot.

01:05:29.660 I could have had that much had I kept working.

01:05:31.880 But I didn't want it.

01:05:33.040 So I'm more than one-tenth of Clint then. 0.99

01:05:35.920 Holy shit. 0.99

01:05:36.560 All right. 0.99

01:05:37.060 Yeah.

01:05:37.340 That's why.

01:05:37.920 I mean, you're not poor.

01:05:39.400 He literally drops it in the chat and he goes like, I totally underestimated my 401k by 10x.

01:05:44.860 That's why I asked.

01:05:45.840 Because when he said I underestimated my 401k by 10x, I was like, Jesus Christ.

01:05:49.160 I had no idea it was in my 401k.

01:05:50.720 It was 10 times more than what I thought it was.

01:05:53.680 I think he's even lying.

01:05:55.020 I think he's still low-balling what he has.

01:05:57.580 And he's still like.

01:05:59.000 I feel like he says his net worth.

01:06:00.380 I feel like his house alone is worth that much.

01:06:02.440 Well, he's probably like, I got this amount and then I got another 100k that's rolling on the books right now.

01:06:08.040 Well, you wanted net equity in the home though.

01:06:11.660 Yeah.

01:06:12.260 Of course.

01:06:13.640 Gross is worth more than what I said. 0.96

01:06:15.220 I'm not asking for your gross. 0.98

01:06:16.620 There's no point.

01:06:17.540 And your reasoning for why you want to is because like, well, that's how I've gotten this money.

01:06:21.920 And you're like, okay, but like, what's the point of life?

01:06:23.980 Just to continually make money? 0.99

01:06:25.500 Like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:06:27.080 You know? 0.99

01:06:28.380 No, he's less than three-fifths.

01:06:29.780 He's less than a slave to me.

01:06:30.960 It's just baffling to me how good life's Clint is and how bad Toad's is when you're talking about these kind of metrics. 0.60

01:06:39.080 I'm like, how is, like, you'd have to try to fuck your life up with these kind of numbers.

01:06:43.940 Clint is the only one of you who's actually been here though.

01:06:45.100 So I don't know.

01:06:45.480 How bad is my life?

01:06:46.680 No, your life is fine. 1.00

01:06:47.760 It's just that you're miserable. 1.00

01:06:48.960 So your life sucks. 1.00

01:06:50.320 Yes. 1.00

01:06:50.800 You know that rant? 1.00

01:06:52.260 You live in a fucking nice town. 1.00

01:06:56.060 You live in a nice place. 1.00

01:06:57.000 You have a nice shit. 1.00

01:06:57.720 You drive a nice car. 1.00

01:06:59.500 Hold on.

01:07:00.060 Like, your life is good other than the fact that you hate it.

01:07:04.540 You hate all of it.

01:07:05.820 So that's the problem.

01:07:06.740 You remember that rant that Clint went on just, I don't know, 15 minutes ago?

01:07:10.160 Like, that thing?

01:07:10.980 He was directed directly at you, Toad.

01:07:13.380 He was literally talking to you.

01:07:15.940 Why do you think I take his lifestyle so personally?

01:07:18.880 Yeah.

01:07:19.100 I take his life personally because I'm like, I know what you got and I know what you could do.

01:07:24.520 And I'm like, I'm living it and it's awesome.

01:07:27.440 So go do it.

01:07:28.640 You know, that's why it's so frustrating.

01:07:29.380 Toad, move to Florida.

01:07:30.460 Become Clint's intern.

01:07:32.500 And then that's what you do.

01:07:33.900 And just study.

01:07:34.800 Look, I already retired.

01:07:36.120 I'm not taking that on.

01:07:37.280 And you know why?

01:07:38.100 Because it wouldn't be cozy to me.

01:07:39.880 Oh.

01:07:40.260 Wow.

01:07:41.000 Become uniron.

01:07:41.900 Would you do it for content?

01:07:42.960 I'm ironically, you need the cozy mindset.

01:07:44.380 If we told you that you wouldn't have to do this show and take up abuse with Luke, if

01:07:50.040 you did something with Toad and made it into content and then you blow up that way, would

01:07:54.720 you then do it?

01:07:56.320 No, because I actually enjoy what I'm doing with Luke.

01:07:58.200 This is easy.

01:07:58.880 Despite him being unhappy sometimes.

01:08:01.220 I love it.

01:08:02.860 He just seemed mean.

01:08:03.660 This is so easy.

01:08:05.220 This is Barstool and you're El Presidente and Toad is the thousands of interns he has 0.98

01:08:11.000 that he fucking makes content out of. 0.95

01:08:12.580 Bro, I'd be down to do that, but if I have to live with Toad, the answer is no. 0.99

01:08:17.300 No, no, you don't have to live with Toad.

01:08:18.720 He's just your intern.

01:08:19.600 I didn't say he was your roommate.

01:08:20.960 He's your intern.

01:08:21.560 What do you mean?

01:08:22.020 I work from home. 1.00

01:08:22.760 I don't have a fucking office to go to. 0.99

01:08:24.120 I'm your builder, buddy. 0.99

01:08:24.380 I will replace your blood pillows with non-blood pillows and I will clean your Kratom mugs. 1.00

01:08:29.200 Big bald, little bald. 0.97

01:08:30.640 I'm not.

01:08:31.560 It needs to be like the movie with, what was it, Twins?

01:08:37.060 Yeah.

01:08:37.600 Yeah, that's what it needs to be.

01:08:38.920 It's just Twins.

01:08:39.520 With Danny DeVito. 1.00

01:08:41.000 Toad, you've got to stop saying, yeah, it makes my fucking dick go inside my body every 1.00

01:08:44.000 single time. 1.00

01:08:44.520 Please don't say this shit. 1.00

01:08:45.240 Wait, Danny DeVito and who's the other twin? 1.00

01:08:48.000 Some really tall guy?

01:08:48.760 It's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

01:08:51.040 Arnold Schwarzenegger, yeah.

01:08:52.120 You forgot who I am?

01:08:52.920 Which one of the two am I?

01:08:54.180 I don't know.

01:08:54.900 Wow.

01:08:56.640 Do you have any more mailbag?

01:08:57.620 We usually do three.

01:08:58.460 We usually do three.

01:08:59.080 Is there one more?

01:08:59.780 One more mailbag.

01:09:00.600 Toad, quit your job.

01:09:02.040 It's completely get a new life.

01:09:03.320 You totally could. 0.97

01:09:04.320 It's retarded. 1.00

01:09:05.120 So let's go. 0.96

01:09:05.640 And that was a question about cups.

01:09:07.700 Wild.

01:09:08.740 That's where it ended up.

01:09:10.000 A mail monkey, 35 or whoever he is, asks me. 1.00

01:09:14.380 I love how it starts. 0.99

01:09:15.640 My fat ass cousin who's also a cop in town and will be drinking and playing board games. 0.99

01:09:21.300 What kind of hints could I drop that would be funny while also subtly degrading to his 0.99

01:09:25.940 current profession?

01:09:26.880 Say, if he's married, say, your wife is looking pretty good lately.

01:09:30.700 Doesn't look, uh, your wife is looking healthy. 0.68

01:09:33.280 She doesn't look bruised at all.

01:09:34.740 What's up with that? 0.98

01:09:35.300 It's dropping hints, not fucking dropping bombs, dude. 1.00

01:09:38.500 Like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:09:39.400 It's, your wife doesn't look beat up, like, you know, cops do to their wives. 1.00

01:09:43.480 Like, no, it's just, drop the hints like that or be like, uh, damn, these blacks. 1.00

01:09:48.220 I just would love to shoot one. 1.00

01:09:51.020 You ever just ever shot one? 1.00

01:09:53.500 You're looking, you're looking like you only had one donut this morning.

01:09:57.460 You're looking pretty good.

01:09:58.920 I'd take him to an animal shelter and be like, man, sometimes these, just want to pop a cap

01:10:04.000 in one of these, you know what I mean? 0.99

01:10:06.540 Every now and then I just feel like killing a pig. 0.92

01:10:11.580 That's starting to him. 0.61

01:10:12.600 I thought we were trying, I don't know.

01:10:13.880 You know, it still kind of works.

01:10:15.820 I mean, just like, uh. 1.00

01:10:17.320 Every time I pick him up to go golfing, I play NWA, fuck the police. 0.99

01:10:20.980 Yes, that's, yeah, you should play a lot of, a lot of fuck the police music, any type of 1.00

01:10:25.620 thing like that. 0.99

01:10:26.280 Be quiet at breakfast room when he walks in and be like, do I smell bacon right now? 1.00

01:10:30.580 Do you think this guy's a dick or something? 1.00

01:10:32.080 I don't know. 1.00

01:10:32.520 Like, are, are cops dicks when you hang out with them? 0.99

01:10:35.760 I mean, I just. 1.00

01:10:36.320 Some are.

01:10:36.940 Some are.

01:10:37.420 To be completely frank, I just probably wouldn't even bring it up because that just seems like 0.87

01:10:39.820 a dick thing to do. 0.91

01:10:40.760 I just wouldn't be friends with him. 0.99

01:10:42.820 It's his cousin.

01:10:43.920 It's his cousin.

01:10:44.840 Well, I wouldn't hang out with my cousin.

01:10:46.400 I don't have to see my cousins.

01:10:47.800 What kind of rule is that?

01:10:49.260 It's wild though.

01:10:50.140 Your cousins, your cousins do change.

01:10:52.140 Like, I have a couple that become cops. 1.00

01:10:53.500 I'm like, what the fuck happened to you, man? 0.99

01:10:55.340 You used to be cool. 0.99

01:10:56.060 And then they get like that attitude, like that real, like, there is a cop attitude that

01:10:59.980 definitely.

01:11:00.720 Dude, your, your firefighter cousin, who's like, obviously the, the lead actor from The

01:11:06.120 Walking Dead.

01:11:06.940 He'll be here in New Year's. 0.99

01:11:08.080 He is so clearly mentally ill, but in the funnest way imaginable. 0.97

01:11:11.320 Oh yeah, John Bernthal. 0.99

01:11:12.520 Yeah.

01:11:12.660 Yeah.

01:11:12.980 He looks like exactly like John Bernthal. 0.99

01:11:16.500 It's fucking wild. 0.98

01:11:18.180 But like, I wonder if he's the same height because they're both little tiny men probably. 0.99

01:11:22.560 He's the punisher.

01:11:22.880 No, Bernthal's taller.

01:11:24.700 Yeah, Bernthal looks pretty big.

01:11:26.060 Yeah.

01:11:26.760 He was at my house.

01:11:28.400 He's at my house recently and he gets up at like seven in the morning.

01:11:30.800 I'm like, I'm already up with the kids.

01:11:32.200 I'm like, wait, what's up, man?

01:11:33.340 What are you doing? 0.99

01:11:34.020 And he's already got like his, his fatigues on and like fucking camo. 0.99

01:11:37.520 Dude, he does. 0.98

01:11:38.740 He's like, I'm going to the back.

01:11:39.680 I'm going to clear the yard for you.

01:11:40.700 And I was like, what do you mean clear the yard?

01:11:41.820 He's like, I'm going to go back there.

01:11:42.920 And he's like slings on a rifle and brings a trap.

01:11:45.640 I'm like, all right, go ahead, man.

01:11:47.140 Do your thing.

01:11:47.600 I was like, okay. 1.00

01:11:48.740 Every time, every time we've been with him, he does shit. 1.00

01:11:51.340 Like he's just like, yeah, this morning I was out just like, yeah, I think he cleared 1.00

01:11:54.840 it too.

01:11:55.180 Whenever that last day, he said something.

01:11:56.740 He was like, yeah, that's right.

01:11:58.680 I was like an alligator and skinned it when there was like 50 people in my house in the

01:12:01.660 bathtub of the bathroom.

01:12:03.080 I walked in.

01:12:03.760 No, actually I didn't walk in.

01:12:05.220 I woke up, of course.

01:12:06.800 And he goes, and he goes, I, he opens up a cooler as I come down the stairs and he goes, 0.99

01:12:11.020 want to see the fucking gator I got this morning? 1.00

01:12:12.920 I was like, you're a lunatic. 1.00

01:12:14.400 You know that, right? 1.00

01:12:15.020 Oh, that's right.

01:12:15.520 That's what he was doing.

01:12:16.060 He said he was walking the land.

01:12:17.520 I remember that's what he said.

01:12:19.140 That's what he said.

01:12:20.120 He was like, I was walking the land.

01:12:22.460 Dude, he, he walks like, like, like foot in front of foot and like, like the entire perimeter

01:12:27.200 of the land.

01:12:27.920 And he's like looking, he's like, you know, you got some hog tracks back there.

01:12:30.500 I was like, I haven't even been to the back.

01:12:32.560 Like, you know, I'm so busy.

01:12:33.840 I love, I just love the fact that there are men on earth like that.

01:12:37.600 I know it sounds gay to say that, but I'm just being honest. 0.98

01:12:39.300 I love that there are fucking men out there that are just, because I'm just not built like 0.99

01:12:43.480 that. 0.99

01:12:43.700 Like I had a big ass property in San Diego. 0.73

01:12:45.600 I had multiple big ass properties that I, and I like, I wouldn't guys.

01:12:49.460 This is Clint is the rich episode.

01:12:52.540 I'm just being honest. 0.97

01:12:53.440 I had a bunch of fucking, I had, I had this one property in Escondido a couple. 0.99

01:12:55.980 He's the 1%. 0.99

01:12:57.220 Yo, I had this property in Escondido a couple acres.

01:13:00.600 I never, I never walked the land.

01:13:04.180 I had, I had acres.

01:13:05.340 I, there was portions of it.

01:13:06.440 I never saw.

01:13:07.580 This guy was like, he's not, it's not even his property.

01:13:09.700 It's not his life.

01:13:10.020 And he's like, I'm going to go walk the land.

01:13:12.780 And you know why? 1.00

01:13:13.480 Because I want to see if there's any prey that I can get mad pussy. 1.00

01:13:16.480 What the fuck? 1.00

01:13:16.920 Or is he, is he like so focused on like killing hogs that he just doesn't even, like pussy 1.00

01:13:20.580 doesn't even. 1.00

01:13:21.460 I think, no, I think he does.

01:13:22.940 I think he gets like.

01:13:23.640 He's hot.

01:13:23.740 He hunts all over the place.

01:13:25.640 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:25.740 I think he does get a lot of pussy. 1.00

01:13:27.100 If he had a chick, I would fuck that dude for sure. 1.00

01:13:28.720 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:29.080 He's a handsome guy.

01:13:29.360 If you, if you met him, like the testosterone coming off of him would immediately, could impregnate 0.96

01:13:34.000 a chick. 0.99

01:13:34.160 Well, he's just the type of dude that you know fucks right. 0.98

01:13:36.560 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:13:37.240 Oh, he gorilla fucks. 1.00

01:13:38.640 Actually, no, it's something different because I can't, I don't think that him and Jose can 1.00

01:13:43.040 fuck the same. 0.99

01:13:43.700 They're just not. 1.00

01:13:44.140 No, no.

01:13:44.560 He's more sensual.

01:13:45.340 I can tell.

01:13:46.160 No.

01:13:47.000 What?

01:13:47.560 No.

01:13:47.780 I'll say he's more savage.

01:13:48.260 I think he has like a combo.

01:13:49.680 Like he has a savage and his sensual side.

01:13:51.200 Yeah.

01:13:51.220 He's got the give and the take.

01:13:52.220 Yep.

01:13:52.420 Yeah.

01:13:52.640 Give take.

01:13:53.140 He oscillates between the two.

01:13:55.140 He's really the full pack.

01:13:56.120 And you want to know how he got like that?

01:13:57.840 It's really crazy.

01:13:58.900 He wasn't like this.

01:13:59.540 Brain damage?

01:14:00.460 I think so.

01:14:01.620 So what happened is.

01:14:03.100 I knew it right away.

01:14:03.880 This actually, this is my origin story of racism.

01:14:06.460 So everybody buckle up here. 0.98

01:14:07.780 Let me fucking put a little bookmark right there. 0.98

01:14:09.960 Yeah. 0.98

01:14:10.400 When he was like 13, we hang out all the time.

01:14:13.600 Like he'd be at my house.

01:14:14.420 I'll hang out with him.

01:14:15.260 We'll go somewhere.

01:14:16.900 He's walking up Mermaid, which is like a main vein Avenue of Coney Island. 0.96

01:14:22.240 Some black dudes just run up on him. 1.00

01:14:24.180 Give us your shit. 1.00

01:14:25.000 He gives it to them. 1.00

01:14:25.680 They pistol whip him anyway.

01:14:27.160 Put him in the hospital with like, like really bad. 0.99

01:14:29.900 Like they were talking about like putting him into a coma or some shit. 0.99

01:14:32.860 It was bad. 1.00

01:14:33.880 And I was like, right away, I was like, mama, why would, why would the black people do this? 1.00

01:14:37.900 And then she was like, oh, you'll learn when you're older.

01:14:40.220 And then I started putting it together.

01:14:41.440 I was like, they're awful. 1.00

01:14:42.220 They're fucking. 1.00

01:14:43.000 Can't stand them. 1.00

01:14:43.840 The church. 0.99

01:14:44.160 They're animals.

01:14:45.240 They're animals.

01:14:46.200 Yeah.

01:14:46.640 So his parents basically took them and they were like, they can't keep him here.

01:14:50.220 So they sent them to Florida.

01:14:51.880 And that was like, you know, from then.

01:14:53.800 He became Florida man.

01:14:54.540 So we have Florida man with like, like Roseanne, like, you know, like mental damage and just 0.99

01:15:00.680 fucking went full, full bore into it. 0.99

01:15:03.040 Dude, dude. 1.00

01:15:03.480 He learned to walk the land first when he was in New York City, though.

01:15:06.860 And he was like, I see black people tracks back here walking the land. 0.99

01:15:12.800 There's swishers on the ground and the Hennessy bottles.

01:15:15.940 He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, I hear a basketball in

01:15:23.780 the distance.

01:15:24.940 Every quiet.

01:15:25.980 I hear quiet.

01:15:26.840 Is there a movie theater nearby?

01:15:27.800 Because I hear some talking.

01:15:29.980 Look at this. 0.98

01:15:30.520 Black people. 0.99

01:15:31.020 Do you hear that chirp? 0.99

01:15:31.620 Do you hear that chirp? 1.00

01:15:33.560 Hey, Raven, go to bed, bitch. 1.00

01:15:35.740 Dude, they, he is like, it was crazy because he also is probably one of the highest people 1.00

01:15:40.600 I've ever met, too.

01:15:41.760 He is constantly hitting a weed vape or just smoking weed in general. 0.99

01:15:45.940 And he's still like lightning focused on like fucking, it's crazy. 0.99

01:15:50.940 I would, I would hate to see him when he's sober because he must be just fucking, I don't 0.99

01:15:55.780 know.

01:15:55.980 You know what's awesome about him, too?

01:15:56.860 He was the one that was supposed to edit our first ever live podcast.

01:15:59.900 And he's never done anything with the footage in almost two years.

01:16:03.660 We have raw 4K footage of all of us.

01:16:06.700 But when he does edit that, it's going to be the best edit you've ever seen.

01:16:10.840 But it's just like, for him to sit down in front of a computer and do this, like, he 0.54

01:16:15.060 probably like locks in and he'll be there fucking 12 hours. 0.96

01:16:18.520 If you don't understand, this is what he hasn't. 0.97

01:16:20.380 I bet you he hasn't even been home since.

01:16:22.360 He's just been hunting.

01:16:23.700 This is the type of guy for the chat and anybody watching this.

01:16:26.740 This is the type of guy that what you see doing the helicopter with the minigun shooting

01:16:30.840 at boars that are, that's him.

01:16:32.660 That's what he would, that's what he does.

01:16:34.080 But he is the helicopter.

01:16:35.220 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:38.900 He's a fucking minigun. 1.00

01:16:40.360 Like, they just, he spit bullets out. 1.00

01:16:42.460 But no.

01:16:42.860 I don't know why I'm turning this guy into some mythological creature. 1.00

01:16:45.420 Because he fucking, dude, it's crazy. 0.99

01:16:46.540 He showed us the videos of him hunting boar. 1.00

01:16:49.140 And he's like, yeah.

01:16:49.740 Awesome.

01:16:50.140 He was like, he literally was just like, here it is.

01:16:52.080 And he's like, and like, here's the dogs that I, he had the dogs there that he was

01:16:55.340 training to hunt boar.

01:16:57.320 Yeah.

01:16:57.760 And then we ate some of that boar.

01:16:59.640 It was awesome.

01:17:01.120 He doesn't have internet.

01:17:02.560 He just trains his two dogs to hunt boar.

01:17:05.680 He's got chickens and then kills the occasional whatever rolls by his yard.

01:17:10.000 Now, I mean, the guy is living.

01:17:12.040 And he starts to rescue, right?

01:17:13.060 Including women. 1.00

01:17:13.600 I bet you he doesn't have any fucking cups in his house. 1.00

01:17:16.100 No. 1.00

01:17:17.260 No.

01:17:17.420 The only ones is the ones that he fashioned out of the tusk of a boar. 0.92

01:17:22.380 Like, he killed it.

01:17:23.000 He hauled it out. 0.66

01:17:23.600 And that's his. 1.00

01:17:23.920 Some shit. 1.00

01:17:24.540 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:24.800 He drinks out of the skulls of his fallen foes.

01:17:27.420 He's got blood pillows, but it's all just full of the blood of his.

01:17:30.360 Enemies.

01:17:31.140 Dude, it's crazy.

01:17:32.280 Way more base than me.

01:17:33.100 I love talking to him, too.

01:17:34.640 Because he's just like, he'll just.

01:17:36.100 It's crazy.

01:17:36.620 He actually reminds me of Jon Barenthal in that way, too. 0.87

01:17:38.900 Because if you've ever heard of his podcast, it's really fucking interesting. 0.97

01:17:41.500 If this dude did a podcast, it'd be fucking gold right away. 0.97

01:17:44.160 Did he? 0.93

01:17:44.340 He's got to get internet.

01:17:45.640 Yeah.

01:17:45.940 No internet.

01:17:47.040 See, I bet you. 1.00

01:17:48.040 Better than Toph's other cousin that came on Neft to America fucking sucked. 0.99

01:17:52.840 If he starts a podcast, his podcast needs to be called Walk the Land. 0.99

01:17:56.600 I bet you.

01:17:57.220 Walk the Land is a great.

01:17:58.480 The best podcasters on earth have never been heard from because they are just walking the land.

01:18:03.820 And the problem is that there's two people.

01:18:05.200 You guys don't want to hear about my hot cousin. 1.00

01:18:06.860 Fuck you. 1.00

01:18:07.680 Wow. 1.00

01:18:08.120 He's super sexy.

01:18:08.900 Wow, bro.

01:18:09.520 All right.

01:18:09.780 Meanwhile, so this guy, when he's at Toph's house, he walks the land.

01:18:13.660 He's looking for boar.

01:18:14.760 Meanwhile, I go out and get on the trampoline and jump in the morning.

01:18:18.720 And that's what I'm doing.

01:18:19.920 So at the same time, I'm jumping on a trampoline at 8 o'clock in the morning.

01:18:23.560 He's finishing up his walk looking for alligators.

01:18:26.000 See, this is why I love Cole so much.

01:18:28.500 Because he's the other specimen of man that I can't relate to that is just pure joy, 24-7. 1.00

01:18:35.120 Just ecstatic about the stupidest shit. 1.00

01:18:37.420 And just literally, as a 30-something-year-old dude, or 24, whatever the fuck you are, he will see a trampoline. 1.00

01:18:44.660 And he'll just go, he'll just go, just jump for an hour by himself. 0.99

01:18:49.040 Doesn't care. 1.00

01:18:49.320 Toph, you've seen his dick. 1.00

01:18:50.460 I know you have. 1.00

01:18:51.500 Yeah.

01:18:52.260 Yeah.

01:18:52.860 What's up?

01:18:53.760 Oh, me?

01:18:54.360 Oh, boy.

01:18:55.760 It has to be a hammer.

01:18:57.360 If I did see it, we were very young.

01:19:00.100 I don't remember.

01:19:00.680 Dude, I imagine him walking the land naked.

01:19:04.020 Elizabeth does do that. 1.00

01:19:05.420 Yeah, there's two totally different aspects of autism.

01:19:08.620 And Toad's somewhere on that spectrum, too.

01:19:12.140 He's the crippling autism.

01:19:13.700 Y'all are like the joyous hunter autism. 0.90

01:19:15.980 That's true.

01:19:16.540 It's like the political compass, but it's for autism.

01:19:22.320 There's like, we need to have an autism compass, and then put us on it, because that would be perfect. 0.99

01:19:27.560 That's a good idea.

01:19:28.500 We have to decide on what the axes are.

01:19:31.360 Well, it's like horseshoe theory, but it might be like trains, guns, uh...

01:19:37.780 It might go in like different ways, though, because...

01:19:39.680 Wait, no, I can do this. 1.00

01:19:41.080 Pussy, no pussy. 1.00

01:19:42.520 Trains, guns, dinosaur, pussy. 1.00

01:19:44.560 Toad is trains, no pussy, like bottom left. 1.00

01:19:47.040 Oh, yes. 1.00

01:19:47.920 Trains, yes. 1.00

01:19:48.440 And then pussy, no pussy, trains, dinosaurs. 1.00

01:19:50.880 Do you have a train set? 1.00

01:19:51.140 Toad, do you have a train set?

01:19:52.900 I don't.

01:19:54.440 You just call me Sheldon Cooper.

01:19:56.600 I better not be that guy.

01:19:57.880 It definitely is. 1.00

01:19:59.140 It's either like trains or guns, pussy, no pussy, and dinosaurs. 1.00

01:20:04.200 Face farting, please. 1.00

01:20:06.020 Oh, yeah, that's great.

01:20:07.840 Oh, Toad is...

01:20:08.460 Yeah.

01:20:09.500 Is Toad producing?

01:20:10.640 This is going to be a problem, guys.

01:20:12.040 So, behind the scenes chat, we don't have a producer right now.

01:20:15.120 He's there, but we don't have one.

01:20:18.600 I don't know if he's there or if he isn't there.

01:20:20.580 All right, you've got it, Toad.

01:20:21.440 I see it down there.

01:20:22.260 Pull it up.

01:20:24.880 Pull it up, Toad.

01:20:26.160 Vamp about the...

01:20:27.060 Oh, there we go.

01:20:27.880 There we go.

01:20:28.900 So, this is...

01:20:29.880 This is Cole and Elizabeth.

01:20:31.660 Yeah, I was already like... 0.99

01:20:33.300 Honestly, honestly, I would not be surprised if she does shit like this, and you'd love it. 0.99

01:20:39.260 Go ahead. 0.99

01:20:39.540 Oh, yeah.

01:20:40.560 Yeah.

01:20:44.160 Oh.

01:20:47.560 No.

01:20:49.900 Oh, no.

01:20:50.920 Why?

01:20:51.080 I don't understand the fart snippet.

01:20:52.780 Isn't that how you get...

01:20:54.400 Yo, yo, he opened his mouth and just let her rip right in his mouth. 1.00

01:20:57.880 Isn't this how you get pink eye? 0.73

01:20:59.760 Like, isn't this like the definition of pink eye?

01:21:03.420 No, she's wearing a mask. 0.92

01:21:04.380 It's fine. 1.00

01:21:05.640 What's remarkable about it is how much gas this bitch has. 1.00

01:21:09.540 Do you hear it? 1.00

01:21:10.520 Just...

01:21:10.920 Do you think...

01:21:14.340 Do you think another one out?

01:21:16.600 She's like, I'm getting another one out of there. 1.00

01:21:18.160 You're holding back on me, bitch. 1.00

01:21:21.140 Do you think... 1.00

01:21:22.180 If this was like...

01:21:23.300 If this was queefs, would you be down with it? 1.00

01:21:25.560 No.

01:21:26.100 No. 1.00

01:21:26.500 I want to know how many times this bitch is shit in her husband's mouth. 1.00

01:21:29.140 Queefs aren't hot. 1.00

01:21:29.340 Because I bet you it's happened.

01:21:31.000 I just don't understand a minute.

01:21:32.300 Are queefs hotter than farts? 1.00

01:21:34.320 Yes.

01:21:34.660 Good question.

01:21:35.340 Queefs are like funny. 1.00

01:21:35.960 Like, it's like, if you're fucking your queef and you have to put a mental block of 0.99

01:21:40.380 like, don't laugh at the queefs. 0.99

01:21:41.200 Yes, that's true. 0.89

01:21:42.040 You can ruin sex. 0.96

01:21:43.020 Whenever you're doing doggy style, you pull out and she starts like... 1.00

01:21:46.500 And you have to be like, don't say anything. 0.99

01:21:49.560 As long as your dick is what forced the air in there, then it's totally endearing. 1.00

01:21:54.020 If she's just walking around queefing, you gotta divorce her immediately. 1.00

01:21:58.520 Yeah.

01:21:59.020 Yeah, if it's more than like a once in a very long while.

01:22:02.340 I don't want to hear your comment on this, Toad.

01:22:06.480 She laughs at the queefs. 1.00

01:22:09.040 Dude, I'm not going to have some chick who's just out there queefing everywhere. 1.00

01:22:12.020 Queefing it all over the place. 0.99

01:22:13.460 I don't even think you understand the concept of queefing completely, to be honest with you.

01:22:17.620 When do you think queefing occurs, Toad?

01:22:19.940 Tell us.

01:22:24.920 Probably when you've...

01:22:26.860 Hot quiz, hot shot.

01:22:27.800 This is amazing.

01:22:28.780 I love this.

01:22:29.380 Go ahead. 1.00

01:22:29.740 When you've taken too much dick in a short period of time. 1.00

01:22:33.980 See, he's just stealing my answer. 0.99

01:22:35.500 No, but honestly, Simon, that's the true answer. 0.99

01:22:37.740 When you take too much dick in a short period of time, that's not even the answer. 0.98

01:22:41.200 Yeah, I mean, it's more about like just forcing the air in there. 0.99

01:22:43.740 I think the question is, is it hot? 0.99

01:22:46.460 Wouldn't you've created like a vacuum in the vagina? 1.00

01:22:50.160 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:50.820 Oh, wait.

01:22:51.240 Is he really telling...

01:22:51.920 You don't know what a queef is? 1.00

01:22:53.560 And then the air has to be released.

01:22:55.120 Yeah, I know what it is.

01:22:56.220 It's not necessarily creating a vacuum.

01:22:57.620 No, I mean, your air is being sourced in there.

01:23:01.040 What?

01:23:01.580 If there's air in there, that means it's not a vacuum.

01:23:04.360 Are you messing with us?

01:23:05.280 I like this because it feels like an inquisition. 1.00

01:23:07.620 Like, tell us what a queef is, you fucking homo. 1.00

01:23:11.240 A pussy fart. 1.00

01:23:12.920 There you go. 1.00

01:23:13.420 Yes.

01:23:13.800 How does it get there?

01:23:15.000 How does it get there?

01:23:15.740 I'm trying to think of what answer would make you laugh the most.

01:23:22.260 Where are the queefs going? 1.00

01:23:22.720 No, just give us the...

01:23:23.920 Whatever answer you say will make us laugh because if it's true, who is...

01:23:27.700 I already gave you that answer.

01:23:31.180 Yeah, what do boobs feel like? 1.00

01:23:33.740 Dude, I was concerned that Josie wasn't here tonight. 0.55

01:23:36.260 I'm glad to see she is.

01:23:36.920 Dude, so...

01:23:37.580 Is that her?

01:23:37.960 Now, the fart sniffing, though...

01:23:39.720 With that name.

01:23:41.160 The fart sniffing, it is like... 1.00

01:23:43.980 I can see just a dude just liking to be close to their girl's ass. 1.00

01:23:48.140 Just not necessarily... 1.00

01:23:48.920 Not farting.

01:23:49.460 Just being like... 1.00

01:23:50.780 Kissing their ass or whatever. 1.00

01:23:51.820 Even eating ass. 1.00

01:23:52.880 Whatever. 0.99

01:23:53.660 But I think once it starts farting, you have to be...

01:23:56.260 I mean, that's the line.

01:23:57.780 Like, at the first...

01:23:58.580 When you see the video and don't realize what's going on, you're like...

01:24:01.020 Okay. 1.00

01:24:01.540 Or like, yeah, hell yeah, that ass. 1.00

01:24:02.780 I'm going to eat that up. 1.00

01:24:03.480 And then you hear the fart and you're like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:24:05.460 And obviously, she is clothed because usually they do this naked. 1.00

01:24:10.400 Butt-ass naked. 0.99

01:24:11.920 And like... 0.99

01:24:12.240 And he's just...

01:24:12.800 He's just farting. 1.00

01:24:13.520 And honestly, I'd rather a girl shit on my... 1.00

01:24:15.040 Who's an asshole. 1.00

01:24:15.580 I would rather a girl shit on my chest than fart in my face. 1.00

01:24:18.720 I'm going to put that out there. 1.00

01:24:20.420 Yeah, that guy's so into it.

01:24:21.800 I'm surprised that she was wearing pants. 1.00

01:24:23.860 I'd rather her shit on my... 1.00

01:24:25.600 I don't know. 1.00

01:24:26.480 For a second time, even I thought through the logistics of someone shitting in her chest 0.99

01:24:29.820 and like how gross that'd be. 0.99

01:24:31.380 And actually, I'd rather them fart in my face. 0.98

01:24:32.680 This is not an exaggeration. 0.98

01:24:34.380 Yeah.

01:24:34.660 I've lived with three girls, two for five years and one for two years.

01:24:41.080 And only one of them did I ever hear fart, ever.

01:24:46.000 The other two that I lived with for a total of seven years combined, never heard a fart.

01:24:50.620 Seven years.

01:24:51.600 That's because they silently fart.

01:24:53.340 That's true.

01:24:54.260 They're very lady.

01:24:54.940 I've never heard my wife fart. 0.99

01:24:56.240 Never.

01:24:56.700 I mean, there's been times where I'm like, I swear you farted.

01:24:58.720 I swear.

01:24:59.140 But she will convince her and I'll be like, what do you know?

01:25:02.460 I didn't fart.

01:25:04.060 But it'll be like where I'm on the other side of the house and I'll be like, I hear a noise

01:25:06.940 man. 0.99

01:25:07.120 I'm not saying I want her to shit on my chest. 1.00

01:25:09.580 I'm just saying I would rather a shit on the chest than a fart in the face. 1.00

01:25:12.960 Who knew that fucking retard-ass JC that says hi to everybody would actually be funny. 1.00

01:25:17.460 That's amazing. 1.00

01:25:19.440 Rubbing off on them.

01:25:20.300 Would never have known.

01:25:22.460 I don't know.

01:25:23.120 I just don't know about that whole thing. 0.99

01:25:24.300 Because I know after a woman farts, then there's like a butthole stinks. 1.00

01:25:30.720 So it's like then guys smell. 0.98

01:25:31.740 Because it's not just a fart that he's smelling.

01:25:33.960 He's smelling the grease.

01:25:35.360 And she's like really- 1.00

01:25:36.080 And the shit's up in her asshole. 1.00

01:25:38.360 Yeah, she's pushing it out. 1.00

01:25:39.560 Yeah, it's nasty. 1.00

01:25:40.580 Honestly, you know how Cole was saying I'd rather have her shit on my chest than fart in 1.00

01:25:43.940 my face? 0.99

01:25:44.740 The answer to either is immediate, immediate divorce filing. 1.00

01:25:49.600 If I hear you fart, if you shit on me, if you fart in my face. 1.00

01:25:53.540 If I know that you have bowel movements, it's over. 1.00

01:25:56.880 This is just rich people shit what he's talking about. 0.99

01:25:59.160 We're talking about other things. 0.99

01:26:00.880 This is why the divorce rate is 50%, Tyler. 1.00

01:26:04.060 It's because rich people, they hear their wife fart and they're like, fuck it. 1.00

01:26:07.440 Half my shit. 1.00

01:26:08.060 Take it. 1.00

01:26:08.560 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

01:26:10.220 If my wife was flagrantly farting, I'd be upset. 1.00

01:26:12.880 But honestly, I'm more irritated at this point that I've never heard her fart.

01:26:18.200 How are you not comfortable enough to me to just accidentally fart?

01:26:21.700 You are that on lock.

01:26:22.940 You know what it is?

01:26:23.820 Never farted.

01:26:24.200 It's respect.

01:26:25.440 That's what it is.

01:26:26.000 I guess.

01:26:26.360 Yeah.

01:26:26.980 I guess she respects me.

01:26:28.120 You don't ever want your wife to be so comfortable that she farts around you. 0.99

01:26:31.140 Not true.

01:26:31.540 I think your wife fears you.

01:26:33.420 I don't know.

01:26:33.860 Does she respect you?

01:26:35.200 Or does she fear you? 0.98

01:26:36.520 I mean, you probably beat the fuck out of her though, right? 0.99

01:26:38.540 But then, of course. 0.98

01:26:39.740 You ever hit your wife, Jose?

01:26:41.820 I've never hit her.

01:26:42.360 You ever hit her?

01:26:43.360 No.

01:26:43.700 You ever give her a good show? 1.00

01:26:44.720 But you ball up a fist and you go, what, bitch? 1.00

01:26:46.500 I mean, a few times I'd be like, you know I could fuck you up, right? 1.00

01:26:49.860 Is there such a thing as fear farting though? 0.99

01:26:52.180 If she fears you too much, she gets gas and then fear farts?

01:26:55.140 Is that a thing?

01:26:56.440 Fear farts. 1.00

01:26:57.420 Well, you better be courageous, bitch, because otherwise we're getting divorced. 1.00

01:26:59.840 Click gets mad when his girl sweats. 1.00

01:27:01.360 No, seriously. 0.99

01:27:03.640 If a girl sweats, disgusting. 1.00

01:27:05.460 Fuck out. 1.00

01:27:06.280 And honestly, though, does this guy just get off from the farts? 1.00

01:27:08.920 Or is this what gets him in the mood?

01:27:10.640 Does this get her in the mood? 0.94

01:27:12.240 I'm confused at what the dynamic is here.

01:27:14.780 He is clearly in the mood.

01:27:16.340 He's getting high.

01:27:17.280 But is this getting her in the mood?

01:27:19.320 Because it doesn't matter if he's in the mood.

01:27:21.360 You know what? 1.00

01:27:21.940 It's miraculous that you can find two people with such a sick fucking fetish and they somehow find each other. 1.00

01:27:28.200 That's amazing to me. 1.00

01:27:29.180 We need to have an app for that.

01:27:30.920 It's just like you put your fetish out there. 1.00

01:27:32.980 If I were to ask that, she'd be like, nigga, are you out of your fucking mind? 1.00

01:27:36.760 I'm absolutely not going to fart in your face a dozen times in 30 seconds. 1.00

01:27:40.920 And we're going to record it and put it on the internet. 0.92

01:27:43.060 Because we're a bull.

01:27:43.980 We're going to be out of our mind.

01:27:45.000 The recording part is the…

01:27:45.900 We're making that app.

01:27:47.040 Yes, we are.

01:27:47.640 Fetish finder.

01:27:48.340 The recording part is crazy.

01:27:49.740 But I think, Clint, you're not…

01:27:51.160 The next level of rich is that rich of where you go like, I have a fetish.

01:27:54.900 I don't care what happens.

01:27:55.740 I'm paying for it and I'm going to get done.

01:27:57.060 You know why I'm not at that level?

01:27:58.880 Because I'm happy.

01:28:00.100 You're happy.

01:28:00.920 You're happy.

01:28:02.060 I'm being dead serious. 1.00

01:28:03.540 The reason all those Wall Street CEOs and shit, they all get their fucking… 1.00

01:28:08.700 You have shit in your cubs, Clint? 1.00

01:28:09.700 Stop it. 1.00

01:28:10.120 Yeah, so what up?

01:28:11.000 Whatever.

01:28:11.340 It's my wife. 1.00

01:28:11.820 But the reason those Wall Street CEOs are getting their balls stomped on by dominatrixes and shit is because they are miserable. 1.00

01:28:19.780 They are so unhappy. 1.00

01:28:21.620 It's the only thing that makes them feel alive is to get their fucking nuts kicked in by some dominatrix bitch. 1.00

01:28:26.820 It's terrible. 1.00

01:28:27.380 It's because they spend most of their life being the dominant ones, so then they need to be the sub at some point.

01:28:32.960 Yeah. 0.97

01:28:33.360 Well, that's the rationale, but it's also because they're miserable. 0.93

01:28:37.060 Yeah.

01:28:37.240 So what gets you off then, Toad?

01:28:39.980 His hand?

01:28:40.580 That's the answer to that, I think.

01:28:41.560 Yeah.

01:28:42.880 Just breast milk? 0.95

01:28:43.980 Like, I'm trying to figure out, like, is it something about the sustenance that, like…

01:28:47.960 Dude, I saw…

01:28:48.580 I saw…

01:28:49.180 It's got to be straight from the source.

01:28:51.960 Dude, I saw a Reddit thread today about a guy…

01:28:53.960 A guy was saying, like, in college…

01:28:55.660 Right from the time.

01:28:56.040 Like, he met…

01:28:56.820 I think it was his friend.

01:28:57.880 I think he became…

01:28:58.800 She became his girlfriend.

01:28:59.960 But she had started just massaging her breast for, like, 15 minutes a day, and she started lactating because of it.

01:29:05.860 And she was just like…

01:29:06.540 Oh, who is this chick? 1.00

01:29:07.080 Can I have a number?

01:29:09.620 And he was saying, like…

01:29:12.060 At one point, she was like, I have all this milk, but I don't… 1.00

01:29:14.580 I just throw it away because I just use it to get my tits bigger. 1.00

01:29:17.880 I just heard that if you, like, massage your breasts, your tits get bigger. 1.00

01:29:20.900 True. 1.00

01:29:21.060 And he was, like…

01:29:22.480 She was, like, joking around one time, like, he was drunk, and she was like, you should try it.

01:29:25.820 And he tried it, and he loved it.

01:29:27.060 And from then on, like, she just gave him her milk.

01:29:31.280 Like, all the time.

01:29:31.800 She was like, I just…

01:29:32.440 I have no use for it. 1.00

01:29:33.260 And he's like, I've just been drinking that shit all the time. 1.00

01:29:34.620 I was like, that is fucking wild. 1.00

01:29:37.400 Was he jacked? 0.99

01:29:39.060 It was just a Reddit thread.

01:29:40.660 It was just, like, a guy on Reddit just talking about… 1.00

01:29:43.180 I bet that shit's, like, the ultimate creatine. 0.99

01:29:46.400 Did anybody just catch… 1.00

01:29:47.280 You bring it to the gym?

01:29:48.220 Like, this is my shake right here.

01:29:49.800 Did you guys just catch Tote?

01:29:50.820 He tried to get that joke in, got cut off by Clinton.

01:29:53.120 He goes, yeah.

01:29:54.080 And then gets it in right after.

01:29:56.280 Yo, that's so much better than the stutter, though.

01:29:58.260 I like that.

01:29:58.900 That's better.

01:29:59.300 It's fascinating.

01:30:00.060 He's like, cool guy.

01:30:01.420 Yeah.

01:30:02.200 And he's like, all right, they're going to let me go now.

01:30:03.820 Yo, Tote, have you ever subscribed to breasts… 0.88

01:30:07.660 Like, getting breast milk from somebody?

01:30:09.420 Because I was watching a documentary of people that do that,

01:30:12.220 and it's never the people that you think would be doing it,

01:30:15.060 just, like, regular people buying breast milk.

01:30:18.440 I have not done that.

01:30:19.700 It's not the milk on its own.

01:30:24.540 Oh, it needs to be connected to the titty, you're saying.

01:30:27.740 Yes, correct.

01:30:28.620 Do you know where the breast milk comes from on the titty?

01:30:30.940 Do you know where it actually is released?

01:30:33.860 What? 1.00

01:30:34.720 Do you know where the fucking breast milk comes from? 1.00

01:30:37.000 The nipple, what are you asking? 1.00

01:30:38.440 No, it does not where it comes from. 0.93

01:30:39.900 It's unbelievable.

01:30:41.920 Have you seen how it comes out?

01:30:43.800 Yeah. 1.00

01:30:44.160 Like a fucking, like a crazy… 1.00

01:30:46.040 I don't know how to describe it. 1.00

01:30:48.200 No, it's not straight.

01:30:49.560 It's like a sprinkler.

01:30:50.920 It, like, comes everywhere. 1.00

01:30:52.640 It comes out like your dick when you have, like, dried cum in. 1.00

01:30:55.060 You can squeeze in a way that it does stream. 1.00

01:30:56.400 Yeah, I guess so.

01:30:57.160 It just kind of pools out if you just kind of, like, let it… 1.00

01:31:00.160 It's the weirdest shit ever. 0.99

01:31:02.760 It looks like sweat dripping from your forehead, 1.00

01:31:05.220 like when it comes out. 0.83

01:31:05.900 The nipple like that. 0.64

01:31:07.100 Yeah, it's weird.

01:31:07.680 If it just comes out, like, that way.

01:31:08.940 It's fascinating.

01:31:09.360 Because it's not coming out of, like, one singular point.

01:31:11.300 It's almost like a…

01:31:11.560 Toad is so hard right now.

01:31:13.160 It's almost like a sponge with, like,

01:31:15.580 its liquids coming through multiple, like, holes.

01:31:17.400 It's kind of like a sprinkler where it just sprays

01:31:19.680 in all different directions.

01:31:20.840 Isn't that kind of what it's like?

01:31:22.620 No, it's not.

01:31:23.420 It's not like that because it does spray out of the nipple. 0.70

01:31:25.700 You can get it to shoot, but around the nipple,

01:31:28.520 it just comes out. 0.98

01:31:29.680 It just comes out.

01:31:30.880 Yeah.

01:31:31.200 Dude, I'm just pissed, man, because milk porn tube now is, like,

01:31:35.280 it doesn't let you ad block anymore, 0.99

01:31:37.720 so you've got to watch all these fucking ads. 1.00

01:31:40.660 It's probably like a fucking porn virus. 1.00

01:31:42.940 He is the only person in the world that has this issue. 1.00

01:31:46.560 Is that really a website?

01:31:49.740 I'm looking to see if that's a website. 1.00

01:31:51.100 It's so fucked, man. 1.00

01:31:51.640 Milk porn tube. 1.00

01:31:53.060 This doesn't allow ad blockers.

01:31:54.960 It's like the New York Times.

01:31:56.980 It's like Toad can't…

01:31:58.840 He can't wait the five seconds to hit, like… 1.00

01:32:01.000 He's like, fuck, fuck. 1.00

01:32:05.080 I gotta see the milkers. 1.00

01:32:06.600 I gotta see the milkers. 1.00

01:32:07.660 No, and the ads are, like, all ads for this, like, virtual reality, like, porn shit. 0.99

01:32:13.360 And it's, like… 0.99

01:32:14.820 Hey, I wanted to mention this.

01:32:18.040 Do you guys hear about how there was, like, actual articles that were being written

01:32:22.440 about how there was porn sites, 0.92

01:32:24.260 and they were showing, like, tranny and gay porn to straight men, 0.98

01:32:27.620 and it was some Jewish dude that ran it? 1.00

01:32:29.440 I figured…

01:32:29.840 I knew Top would know about this. 1.00

01:32:31.000 Of course, it's Jewish shit, yeah. 1.00

01:32:32.460 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:33.100 It's Nephilim shit. 1.00

01:32:34.080 But, anyways, they were, like… 1.00

01:32:36.980 They think that they're trying…

01:32:38.440 Because, like, these dudes, they watch so much… 0.74

01:32:40.460 They're, like, such coomers that they get exhausted by regular porn. 1.00

01:32:44.000 They need something else.

01:32:44.920 So, the ads that they run on regular porn for, like, the five or ten seconds 0.99

01:32:48.680 before the porn video starts will be, like, a dude jerking off. 0.98

01:32:52.080 And then, like, it just converts… 1.00

01:32:53.460 Because they're sitting there with their dick in their hand, 1.00

01:32:55.420 and they're, like, ready to go, and they're watching some dude jerk off, 1.00

01:32:58.360 and it fucks their brain up and makes them gay. 1.00

01:33:01.180 Which, by the way, if that happens, you're gay, nigga. 1.00

01:33:03.100 You just… 1.00

01:33:03.580 Yeah, what's this?

01:33:05.720 There's no way, if I'm, like… 0.99

01:33:07.540 If I'm jerking off, and I just see a dude jerking off as well, 0.99

01:33:10.120 that I'm going to be, like, ooh. 0.99

01:33:10.860 You're, like, light switch. 1.00

01:33:11.960 I like dick now. 1.00

01:33:12.940 No, it's, like… 1.00

01:33:13.580 It's, like… 1.00

01:33:14.800 Oh, man, I want to get the dick in my butt. 1.00

01:33:16.860 I've been sitting dick… 1.00

01:33:18.580 Yeah, because it would have already happened. 0.99

01:33:20.220 Like, you know, when you see…

01:33:20.960 Like, you don't realize that it's a dude right away,

01:33:23.380 and you're just, like, looking at the tits, 1.00

01:33:24.720 and you're, like, yeah, I'm liking this. 1.00

01:33:26.020 And then, all of a sudden, they have a dick. 1.00

01:33:27.480 You don't just become gay. 1.00

01:33:28.700 You go, oh, shit, no. 1.00

01:33:29.700 Like, I wish I didn't come right there. 0.99

01:33:32.000 This is actually a good point to bring this up here,

01:33:34.320 the ex-gay through Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:33:36.500 And I kind of, like, asked in the chat a couple days ago.

01:33:38.980 I was, like, is it…

01:33:40.840 Like, can you ever not be gay once you… 0.98

01:33:44.160 I think this is a better question for you. 0.73

01:33:45.840 He's delivered.

01:33:46.880 Is that Nick Ashley?

01:33:48.180 I am delivered! 0.93

01:33:50.320 I'm not gay no more. 0.97

01:33:52.160 I am delivered! 0.96

01:33:53.840 I like women! 1.00

01:33:57.360 In a spiritual…

01:33:58.840 In a religious aspect, the answer would be…

01:34:00.780 Yo, this is…

01:34:01.760 This is…

01:34:03.120 Whoa, Lainey. 1.00

01:34:03.940 You fuck dudes? 1.00

01:34:04.620 Wow. 1.00

01:34:05.240 Damn, Lainey. 1.00

01:34:06.920 Do you fuck dudes? 1.00

01:34:07.760 Yes or no, Lainey? 1.00

01:34:09.180 No, he was lying.

01:34:10.740 She was lying. 1.00

01:34:11.640 She didn't just fuck a dude. 1.00

01:34:13.040 She fucked dudes. 1.00

01:34:14.400 Dudes. 1.00

01:34:15.520 He…

01:34:15.840 Every guy.

01:34:16.560 I always say she because Lainey is a female name,

01:34:18.980 but it's he. 1.00

01:34:19.580 He fucked dudes. 1.00

01:34:20.980 Wow. 1.00

01:34:21.160 When are you coming on the show, Lainey?

01:34:22.800 Like, I really…

01:34:23.720 I'm just curious.

01:34:25.280 I stopped two years ago.

01:34:27.180 She was like, pfft, dude asked too much for me. 0.60

01:34:30.460 Why'd you stop?

01:34:31.640 So, Lainey, that's a good question for you.

01:34:33.140 Are you delivered?

01:34:34.360 Do you think you're still me?

01:34:35.080 We have reached the Talking to Lainey portion of Tower Gang.

01:34:39.620 It's like when you realize you have a problem.

01:34:41.740 It's the weekly segment of Talking to Lainey.

01:34:44.140 You need to have a graphic for talking to Lainey for sure. 0.78

01:34:46.500 It's like becoming sober.

01:34:48.100 Talking trannies is what he needs to be called. 1.00

01:34:51.280 It's like you realize you have a problem there.

01:34:53.620 You're like, man, I'm just… 0.97

01:34:54.820 I'm having too much of the gay. 1.00

01:34:56.820 By the way, Lainey said something so funny in a thread. 0.73

01:35:00.940 We were talking about autism, and he goes something to the effect of like, I still walk on the

01:35:06.260 balls of my feet because that's my variation of autism, and I was like, that makes perfect 0.95

01:35:10.880 fucking sense. 0.98

01:35:11.740 This big jacked Asian dude who becomes like some, I don't know, femdom, whatever the 1.00

01:35:16.500 fuck he is, fucks a bunch of dudes, now walks around on the balls of her feet. 1.00

01:35:20.100 I am delivered. 1.00

01:35:20.720 I'm not gay no more. 0.96

01:35:25.220 I am delivered. 0.93

01:35:26.800 I'm new in town. 0.97

01:35:28.300 Lainey is actually a person who likes gay. 0.91

01:35:30.020 That's the best John Mulaney joke. 0.52

01:35:31.900 But doesn't it make perfect sense that the person who's putting together these incredible

01:35:35.000 edits for us walks around on the balls of her feet like tippy toes? 1.00

01:35:40.020 Wouldn't have it any other way.

01:35:41.760 But it's like the question still does remain.

01:35:44.080 So you're delivered.

01:35:44.880 That's fine.

01:35:45.420 But like religiously, they'd be like, yes, Christ has healed you in your heart. 0.86

01:35:49.060 You're no longer gay. 1.00

01:35:50.380 But your butthole is still loose from taking dick. 1.00

01:35:55.220 I mean, giving dick is different. 1.00

01:35:56.140 Not that they're a top. 1.00

01:35:56.900 Not that they're a top.

01:35:58.140 That's true. 1.00

01:35:58.540 That's why I think Lainey is less gay now if you're just fucking the dudes. 1.00

01:36:02.200 Oh, no. 1.00

01:36:02.920 Never mind. 0.99

01:36:04.000 So you might still be gay. 1.00

01:36:05.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:36:06.040 Wow, Lainey.

01:36:07.200 No wonder you walk around on your tiptoes, huh?

01:36:11.420 Bro, just... 1.00

01:36:12.700 Instinctually trying to get away from the dick. 0.99

01:36:14.020 Like, he's preventing by making edits. 0.99

01:36:17.180 That is the craziest.

01:36:18.460 I don't think if I ever was a bottom, I would never say I was.

01:36:22.140 I would always be like, yeah.

01:36:23.140 Bad respect, dude.

01:36:23.900 Bad respect.

01:36:24.240 Total top, dude. 1.00

01:36:26.020 Man, this dude's just walking around like you saw a dick. 1.00

01:36:28.360 Ladies, just fucking lie to us. 1.00

01:36:30.200 No, no. 1.00

01:36:30.840 I love it. 0.97

01:36:31.640 It's so base to just be like some jacked Asian dude. 1.00

01:36:34.920 Dude, it was so funny because... 0.72

01:36:37.200 He was a power bottom.

01:36:38.700 Tiptoes everywhere. 1.00

01:36:39.680 It's just the best shit ever. 1.00

01:36:41.240 I forgot that... 1.00

01:36:41.960 I didn't realize that tiptoes...

01:36:43.280 Like, just walking on your tiptoes was an autism thing.

01:36:45.440 And so I remember that, like, this family in my church, they had like eight kids, whatever.

01:36:50.700 And they all walked on their tiptoes.

01:36:52.260 These were the most autistic-looking children. 0.95

01:36:53.420 And I thought their mom was teaching them that.

01:36:55.420 And so literally, like, a few months ago, I was talking to my mom about my son walking.

01:36:59.620 I was like, yeah, I'll just teach him to walk on his tiptoes.

01:37:03.160 Game of Thrones is that I walk on my tippy toes.

01:37:05.200 Most of our audience walks on their tiptoes.

01:37:08.860 I walk on my tippy toes so much that my calves develop such that I no longer comfortably walk normally.

01:37:15.260 Why?

01:37:15.840 Most of our audience...

01:37:16.540 Apparently, though, it is better to walk on...

01:37:18.220 Like, to walk on the balls of your feet like that, it does, like...

01:37:21.120 It is better for you.

01:37:22.080 It's crazy to me that Toad doesn't.

01:37:24.140 You know?

01:37:24.640 Like, it's weird.

01:37:25.540 No, he has the penguin.

01:37:26.420 He walks...

01:37:27.200 I mean, he walks...

01:37:28.540 It's just weird.

01:37:29.280 Toad probably has, like... 0.99

01:37:30.840 Toad probably has flat fucking feet. 0.99

01:37:32.800 Like, just, like, not even any kind of arch, just flat. 1.00

01:37:35.180 Yeah, yeah.

01:37:35.760 I feel like Toad does the opposite.

01:37:36.960 Toad walks on his heels, probably. 0.99

01:37:38.480 Just fucking just... 0.99

01:37:39.400 No, not on my heels. 0.99

01:37:40.660 Like a penguin.

01:37:42.720 Toad is pretty close.

01:37:44.580 Top is pretty close to correct...

01:37:45.720 Yeah, I am a hobbit.

01:37:46.660 Top is pretty close to correct because... 0.98

01:37:49.280 Well, like, my feet are completely fucked because, like, to try to, like, get my step count 0.84

01:37:55.180 and whatever... 0.98

01:37:55.680 Like, Top, you saw what I was doing at your house that time.

01:37:57.860 I was pacing around the room.

01:37:58.860 I do that at home all the time.

01:38:01.960 The entire chat is saying they walk on the tip.

01:38:04.800 I'm not lying.

01:38:05.340 The entire chat is going, like...

01:38:06.900 They're all saying it.

01:38:09.520 And I have hardwood floors and I'm walking around. 0.99

01:38:12.480 I became, like, flat-footed because I'm like, fuck, I have to, like... 0.98

01:38:15.300 And I'm a really angry walker. 0.99

01:38:17.340 Like, I walk, like, suicidally almost.

01:38:19.720 Or I'm walking, like, really aggressively.

01:38:21.140 I did that, too.

01:38:21.320 Like, really hard.

01:38:22.540 Like, trying to get all those steps.

01:38:23.520 I still do that.

01:38:24.240 I'm doing it on this flat, hardwood surface.

01:38:26.940 It's totally wrecked my feet, dude.

01:38:28.700 I just want to say, I do... 1.00

01:38:30.020 So fucked. 1.00

01:38:30.840 I still will... 1.00

01:38:31.800 And I think I've said this before.

01:38:33.580 I still will look at the tiles on the floor and the lines in a parking lot.

01:38:39.080 And I can't step on the line.

01:38:40.420 And I have to step inside the tiles and walking...

01:38:43.160 Step on a crack. 0.97

01:38:43.860 Break your mother's back. 0.99

01:38:44.380 Clint, do you have this kind of autism, too? 0.91

01:38:46.600 Because Clint definitely has...

01:38:47.820 He has autism.

01:38:48.080 And it's also, like...

01:38:48.860 I do diagonal.

01:38:49.940 I can't walk...

01:38:50.420 It's not like walking in a straight line on the tiles.

01:38:52.500 I have to walk, like...

01:38:53.720 Like, there's two tiles and they're like this.

01:38:55.680 So I have to walk like that, too.

01:38:56.900 Yeah, that's called bishop walking.

01:38:58.800 So Clint has the autism where he can't understand, like, read the room.

01:39:02.920 What...

01:39:03.520 Do you have any of these other kind of things, Clint?

01:39:07.200 Wait.

01:39:07.620 Do you think that I can't read the room?

01:39:09.140 Or I just don't kill as much?

01:39:10.100 It literally means, like, the room. 1.00

01:39:11.200 Like, shit's on the wall. 0.99

01:39:11.740 Oh, I can't read the wall. 1.00

01:39:13.860 He's like, I haven't seen...

01:39:14.940 It wasn't a social thing.

01:39:17.140 You're literally blind.

01:39:18.320 Yeah, you're like, I am wall blind.

01:39:20.720 But, like, I can read the room.

01:39:23.640 Do I have other autism?

01:39:25.120 I remember when my mom and my stepdad got divorced, I was very...

01:39:28.440 For, like, a year, I was...

01:39:30.020 I had an issue with, like, stepping on cracks when I would walk.

01:39:34.020 I still do that.

01:39:35.300 Like, an issue.

01:39:36.180 Like, I couldn't do it?

01:39:37.160 Like, you freak out?

01:39:37.720 Yeah, like, I was very concerned because I convinced myself... 0.99

01:39:41.420 Like, basically, when you feel out of control, you try to take control with some OCD shit. 0.91

01:39:45.240 So you're like, I can control this, so this will make me feel better. 0.97

01:39:48.920 I don't know. 0.99

01:39:49.240 It's stupid, but I got over it. 0.99

01:39:50.880 So that's the extent of my autism. 0.99

01:39:52.220 He beat autism.

01:39:53.640 Yeah.

01:39:54.840 I got it. 1.00

01:39:55.540 I got it and I beat that bitch's ass. 1.00

01:39:57.060 I'm delivered. 1.00

01:39:58.260 I'm delivered.

01:40:00.020 From reading the room of autism.

01:40:02.340 It's so...

01:40:03.000 Oh, my God.

01:40:03.820 And I've told this before where I still do the laser eyes.

01:40:06.360 I don't know if anybody else in the chat does laser eyes when they're driving.

01:40:09.240 I still do that.

01:40:10.020 Please tell people real quick what that is because I'm sure some of our audiences know.

01:40:12.860 I remember you talking about this.

01:40:14.380 Whenever I'm driving or in a passenger seat of a car, I will look out.

01:40:18.380 And it's not just...

01:40:19.040 I don't like staring.

01:40:19.660 It's just...

01:40:20.040 It's passive.

01:40:21.760 Where I'm just looking outside like this.

01:40:23.660 And I'm just thinking of lasers coming out of my eyes and cutting everything I see.

01:40:27.020 Dude, those are the demons.

01:40:28.300 Those are the...

01:40:28.740 Like, so we spoke with Jerry Marzinski.

01:40:30.900 What are you watching?

01:40:31.640 The intrusive thoughts.

01:40:33.200 Yeah, dude.

01:40:33.780 No, it's crazy.

01:40:34.440 So this guy Marzinski says...

01:40:35.800 In me?

01:40:37.280 He's a licensed psychotherapist.

01:40:39.040 I have his book over here. 0.96

01:40:40.140 Cole's got some goofy-ass harmless demons in him. 0.84

01:40:44.880 He says that like... 0.95

01:40:45.660 Even his demons are fun. 0.99

01:40:48.440 We pick up like fucking like voices. 0.97

01:40:51.140 Like, none of our thoughts are our own. 0.99

01:40:52.340 And just like the voices that we pick up.

01:40:54.560 So like those intrusive thoughts are literally demons.

01:40:57.440 And your demons are just goofing around with you, man.

01:40:59.400 Dude, no, it's just...

01:41:00.420 It's not even an intrusive thought.

01:41:01.540 It's just like me just thinking.

01:41:02.700 I'm just like, oh, what if I had...

01:41:03.940 What if I was like...

01:41:04.740 You just have your funsies, bro.

01:41:05.320 If I was Cyclops from like the X-Men.

01:41:08.920 Like, that's what I think about.

01:41:09.780 And I'm just like, just...

01:41:11.060 I would see trees.

01:41:12.820 I'm just like, just cutting off.

01:41:13.820 All the tops of the trees.

01:41:14.920 Gone.

01:41:17.860 Cole's demons donated a lot of plasma.

01:41:20.960 It's just...

01:41:21.760 Cole's demon be like, have that threesome. 0.84

01:41:24.840 Who cares if you get in the next room? 0.70

01:41:26.380 Have that threesome. 1.00

01:41:26.940 Cole's demon would be like, yo, this crying bitch is going to blow you. 1.00

01:41:30.340 Take all your clothes off. 1.00

01:41:37.040 And he's like, yeah, take it off.

01:41:39.400 Cole's demon would be like, yeah, that red-headed baby is totally yours. 0.61

01:41:42.460 100%. 1.00

01:41:42.900 Cole's demon would be like, yeah, give those dogs fucking antifreeze. 1.00

01:41:48.560 Who cares? 1.00

01:41:48.920 Whatever.

01:41:49.240 They'll be fine.

01:41:51.420 Cole's demon would be like, those dogs look thirsty.

01:41:53.200 Oh, God.

01:41:53.760 I'm doom possessed. 1.00

01:41:54.620 Holy shit. 1.00

01:41:55.200 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:41:56.540 I think the demons are just misunderstood at this point now. 1.00

01:41:59.120 But I don't have any water.

01:42:00.360 And Cole's demon would be like, yo, you got something.

01:42:01.920 Does anybody else, at least in the chat, have the laser eyes thing?

01:42:04.940 Because I have seen it else on the internet of people talking about this.

01:42:06.780 What I've realized about our chat is they just lie. 1.00

01:42:09.260 Just fucking go. 0.99

01:42:10.100 See? 1.00

01:42:10.440 Yes.

01:42:10.920 Thank you.

01:42:11.720 Whatever we say.

01:42:12.720 Oh, I walk on my tiptoes.

01:42:14.140 And I take my clothes off when I get blown.

01:42:15.760 And yeah, sure you do.

01:42:17.400 Cole's demon would be like, yeah, shove that razor handle.

01:42:20.140 Cole's demon would be like, donate that plasma and blow it on Taco Bell.

01:42:26.700 Every time.

01:42:28.860 Every time. 1.00

01:42:30.220 Every fucking time. 1.00

01:42:32.200 Cole holds it up in a happy seat. 1.00

01:42:33.060 $25 worth of Taco Bell.

01:42:34.620 Every time.

01:42:34.940 Cole's demon would be like, sure, Toad's joking off in the corner, but you still got to finish. 1.00

01:42:38.020 God damn, bro. 1.00

01:42:43.640 Dude, yes. 1.00

01:42:45.000 It's not even, I don't even.

01:42:46.620 So he said, does it only catch the natural things off the road?

01:42:48.400 Like it bisects a sign nailed to a tree.

01:42:50.080 The sign is undamaged.

01:42:51.300 Yes.

01:42:52.100 Wow, that's autistic. 0.96

01:42:53.800 It's only, it's only like trees. 1.00

01:42:56.000 Only organic shit? 0.99

01:42:57.480 Yeah. 0.99

01:42:57.900 It's not necessarily like how.

01:42:59.800 It would be like.

01:43:03.400 Yes, and while in the car.

01:43:04.820 That's the other thing.

01:43:05.400 It's in a car. 0.99

01:43:05.900 It's not, I don't do this like walking around thinking about, oh, just fucking. 0.97

01:43:08.700 No, it's only in a car. 0.95

01:43:09.640 Because I think of just driving along and just like.

01:43:12.060 You know how Rogan talks a bit about the DMT realm and how some of the elves will be like, 1.00

01:43:16.260 they'll play tricks and they'll be playful and shit. 0.97

01:43:18.000 Like, I think you're like, that's what you're dealing with. 1.00

01:43:20.400 You have the playful machine elves that are fucking with you. 0.99

01:43:23.360 Now, Will, there's a caveat to this. 0.99

01:43:25.600 Light poles.

01:43:26.560 I do think of light poles as just like.

01:43:29.620 The light poles are nefarious.

01:43:32.120 No, what I'll say is.

01:43:33.740 Because I think of them, I imagine like, you know, like when you hit a light pole in

01:43:37.760 like a GTA game and it just like fucking goes like boink and it just like falls down. 0.95

01:43:41.380 That's what I think of. 0.94

01:43:42.240 I think like cutting it and it just goes and it's like falls and it just falls down funnily.

01:43:46.180 That's the only reason I do that.

01:43:47.680 Can you cut people?

01:43:48.440 When you're thinking it, do you enjoy it?

01:43:49.560 Oh, and tires on cars.

01:43:51.240 I think of just like just cutting the tires off of cars.

01:43:53.900 I don't know. 1.00

01:43:54.740 This is, it's wild shit. 1.00

01:43:55.900 I don't know why. 1.00

01:43:56.920 And I'm not lying.

01:43:57.700 It's every time.

01:43:58.400 If I'm in the, like, if I pick this up from the airport, that's what I was thinking about.

01:44:04.760 Imagine screaming children in the carnage that ensues.

01:44:08.560 Elizabeth, my son will be screaming like bloody murder in the car and I'm just like.

01:44:14.760 And then just like, Elizabeth is like.

01:44:17.480 You're like legit the coolest person I know.

01:44:20.060 I do have an inner monologue.

01:44:21.300 I do have thoughts.

01:44:22.760 I don't believe you.

01:44:23.240 It's just a monkey.

01:44:26.120 Laney's inner monologue. 0.85

01:44:27.080 Over Simpson's brain.

01:44:28.820 Pss, pss, pss.

01:44:29.920 Close off flow job.

01:44:30.980 Pss, pss, pss.

01:44:32.040 Laser trees.

01:44:33.380 Pss, pss, pss. 0.99

01:44:34.900 Laney's inner monologue must be fucking lit, yo. 0.99

01:44:38.240 To make those kind of videos, what are your demons telling you, Laney? 0.99

01:44:41.340 Dude, the sword arm.

01:44:42.440 Was this from like the Terminator 2? 0.98

01:44:45.400 Like you saw the dude that had the sword arms and you were like, that's fucking cool.

01:44:49.520 I got to do that.

01:44:50.160 I feel like that's where you got that from.

01:44:52.300 2-2000.

01:44:53.280 No, not yet.

01:44:54.100 He's out.

01:44:54.780 Sorry, Ron. 0.97

01:44:56.040 You're dead to us.

01:44:57.240 We can't figure it out.

01:44:58.180 We don't know what we're doing.

01:45:00.340 I'd love to unblock him, but I don't have the back door. 0.98

01:45:03.520 It's a goddamn miracle that we got this show started. 0.63

01:45:06.880 I mean, I think our producers here, can we pull this graphic up? 1.00

01:45:11.060 That's some black people shit. 1.00

01:45:12.800 Swinging from things. 1.00

01:45:14.300 That's literally what black people think about, whatever their inner thoughts. 0.98

01:45:18.180 Swinging through the racial jungle. 0.97

01:45:19.860 What is this?

01:45:20.380 I don't know what this is.

01:45:21.520 Tyler, explain.

01:45:22.360 What is this?

01:45:23.340 You just told him to bring up something.

01:45:24.540 That's what he brought up.

01:45:25.720 You probably should have specified.

01:45:27.720 No, he's going to talk to us and tell us what it is.

01:45:29.920 He's muted again.

01:45:30.820 I just think this is the audience's intent to have Toad kill himself, the demise of the show.

01:45:44.800 And it's really taken a drastic move since December.

01:45:48.020 No, this is a breakdown of just the year 2023.

01:45:52.760 And so the things at the top, you can see the plays and the audience size.

01:45:56.120 That's for the full duration of your show.

01:45:58.360 But this is just, the graph is just 2023.

01:46:01.600 I think what happened is you're getting people that are listening to the shows.

01:46:04.580 And unless they go back and download a bunch of shows and old ones, that's where the listener,

01:46:10.360 the downloads drop off.

01:46:11.820 So it's significant here.

01:46:14.240 We're looking at charts. 0.98

01:46:15.560 What the fuck are we doing here? 0.99

01:46:16.940 It's the holidays. 0.99

01:46:17.740 It's the holidays.

01:46:18.220 I mean, if we're going to be honest.

01:46:18.880 I'm looking at now.

01:46:19.600 I think it's already back up.

01:46:20.620 I was looking at the chat on both Rumble and YouTube, and it's higher than normal.

01:46:24.600 It's the holidays.

01:46:25.680 We've had one fewer episode in December so far.

01:46:28.520 You've got to wait until you get a couple months further out and people go back and listen

01:46:32.140 to the December episodes.

01:46:32.840 I feel like we're doing something wrong.

01:46:34.700 What are we doing wrong?

01:46:35.560 Our listenership is way down.

01:46:36.980 It's the holidays.

01:46:37.900 What has changed us since the start of December?

01:46:40.600 We did get a new producer.

01:46:43.640 Tyler's doing great, man. 0.99

01:46:45.560 Shut your mouth. 0.81

01:46:47.060 It's definitely not Tyler. 0.98

01:46:49.360 You know what I think it is?

01:46:51.560 I think it's when they heard you say yeah last week, and they're like, I'm done.

01:46:54.780 I'm done.

01:46:55.180 Out of the podcast.

01:46:56.060 This is so creepy.

01:46:57.020 I'm out of here.

01:46:58.240 No, seriously. 1.00

01:46:59.060 That is disturbing that our fucking numbers plummet in December. 1.00

01:47:02.040 What the fuck? 1.00

01:47:02.960 I don't understand. 0.99

01:47:03.720 I thought this was a YouTube thing, and I thought it was like, because we started taking

01:47:06.460 off the YouTube videos like almost immediately after.

01:47:09.480 Are we only on Spotify?

01:47:11.140 Why would we only look at our numbers on Spotify?

01:47:13.300 I don't know what this, why is this?

01:47:15.000 This is not a way to conglomerate all the numbers from all the different platforms that

01:47:18.660 I know of, at least.

01:47:20.700 Now when I say yeah, even though it's like appropriate, it still rubs me the wrong way.

01:47:24.840 We're on Rumble.

01:47:25.680 You're right, Butcher.

01:47:25.780 Yeah. 1.00

01:47:26.360 Knowing you're gay. 1.00

01:47:27.480 The fuck? 1.00

01:47:28.720 But I do think it's because we're in the middle of this month. 1.00

01:47:31.820 Yeah, it's because October ended. 0.99

01:47:33.980 It's the demons fucking with y'all. 1.00

01:47:36.400 That could be it. 0.99

01:47:37.600 Honestly, it's probably because they haven't tracked all of December.

01:47:40.900 Yeah.

01:47:41.400 That's my guess.

01:47:42.500 Yeah.

01:47:43.580 It'll be interesting.

01:47:44.460 It was a little bit demoral.

01:47:45.280 Oh, look at this.

01:47:45.920 We got a $5 super chat from Rumble. 0.99

01:47:47.440 It says, everybody is drunk and hungover, retards. 1.00

01:47:50.500 Joey Bag of Donuts. 0.84

01:47:50.940 I don't know what that means.

01:47:52.060 Joey Bag of Donuts, $23.

01:47:53.660 $5.

01:47:54.200 Thanks for the money. 0.99

01:47:54.660 I don't know what the fuck he said. 0.99

01:47:55.920 This dude loves Moe's. 0.99

01:47:57.240 Southwest Grill.

01:47:58.320 Everyone is drunk.

01:47:59.140 Maybe he's saying during the holiday season?

01:48:01.020 I don't know.

01:48:02.000 I wish I was.

01:48:02.600 I did get a little bit drunk.

01:48:03.520 I think maybe he was shaming me because I said that my hangovers are particularly vicious

01:48:08.220 when I tell people to tiptoe out of my house.

01:48:09.820 I don't know.

01:48:10.520 What does he say?

01:48:11.020 Oh, if I do have dreams about being demon-possessed, is that a concern?

01:48:16.360 Well, we already know that you have those dreams, and they are concerning.

01:48:19.660 Do you have more than one of those dreams?

01:48:21.260 No, I had one.

01:48:22.020 I got drunk whenever I was up in Nashville with Elizabeth on her, and I got drunk, and

01:48:25.620 then I had the dream of like...

01:48:28.140 Is it always an audience member that watches our show that is pissing on your clothes?

01:48:33.000 No, this one was not.

01:48:34.740 This one was like...

01:48:35.700 It woke me up.

01:48:38.120 I woke up scared.

01:48:39.040 Because it was like, the thing of like, it was like, whoosh!

01:48:42.320 And someone was like, now! 1.00

01:48:43.560 And I woke up, and I was like, holy fuck. 0.99

01:48:45.640 And I was... 1.00

01:48:46.520 Wait, tell the story!

01:48:48.780 That's what I did. 0.98

01:48:49.800 And I was just like, well, that was fucking weird. 0.81

01:48:52.280 Did you actually hear it audibly? 0.96

01:48:55.260 Like, in the dream?

01:48:56.720 Well, if you woke up, how can you know that it was in the dream?

01:48:58.800 Because it was like a scare in a dream.

01:49:01.060 Like a...

01:49:02.080 Oh, God.

01:49:03.260 Don't say that.

01:49:03.840 I want to sleep tonight.

01:49:04.900 You were staying at some place in the house.

01:49:06.800 It was in the trash can.

01:49:08.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:49:11.220 That's true.

01:49:13.780 Cole's demon.

01:49:14.940 But like, it was...

01:49:15.900 Toad heard Cole's demon.

01:49:17.120 It was...

01:49:17.560 I think...

01:49:18.020 I don't know what it was. 0.99

01:49:18.720 Maybe I was thinking like scary shit before I went to bed or something. 0.99

01:49:21.700 But I was also drunk, too. 1.00

01:49:22.840 That was the other thing.

01:49:23.680 Dude, do you think that Cole's demon was what possessed Toad to breastfeed and then piss on the floor?

01:49:28.380 Oh.

01:49:29.260 It jumped.

01:49:29.520 I did them in the other order, but yeah.

01:49:32.460 Wow.

01:49:32.900 That was even more impressive, but you definitely didn't feed.

01:49:35.120 No, it was a woman. 0.99

01:49:36.200 It was like an older woman. 0.99

01:49:38.080 I don't know.

01:49:38.420 Like, it was just like a...

01:49:39.520 All right.

01:49:39.800 Can we do Butthole Song and Chinese Washer, please? 0.98

01:49:43.080 I'm going to be like, I'm going to message you later, Toad.

01:49:44.740 I got to...

01:49:45.300 I love the descriptions for our...

01:49:47.320 I'm concerned.

01:49:48.280 No, the thought has crossed my mind that something is really awry with Cole. 1.00

01:49:53.020 What the fuck? 1.00

01:49:53.960 He leads like a crazy life, don't you think so? 1.00

01:49:56.060 I've said this a bunch of times.

01:49:57.440 I don't leave a crazy life.

01:49:58.120 But you know what?

01:49:59.020 He's enjoying it, and that's really what's important.

01:50:01.260 I don't leave.

01:50:03.080 Living his truth.

01:50:04.920 Yeah.

01:50:05.160 Yeah.

01:50:05.420 I mean, it's like, I wouldn't even want to interfere with it.

01:50:07.500 I feel like you're doing pretty good.

01:50:08.920 Whatever this demon that's in you is doing, he's doing well.

01:50:13.600 Have you...

01:50:14.160 Maybe it is the Holy Spirit.

01:50:16.920 Have you thought of that? 1.00

01:50:17.900 Fuck you. 1.00

01:50:17.980 No, it's a demon, dude. 1.00

01:50:19.340 I've not thought about that, no. 1.00

01:50:22.080 Holy Spirit fucks. 0.99

01:50:23.800 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

01:50:24.480 Our life is pretty normal, Elizabeth.

01:50:25.980 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:50:26.480 This shit is fucking... 1.00

01:50:27.420 I wanted this to be the open, so... 1.00

01:50:30.320 I don't know.

01:50:30.640 Just play a minute of it.

01:50:31.300 True.

01:50:33.100 Oh, this is...

01:50:33.720 Yeah, this is cool.

01:50:37.700 When my roommate comes into the room looking for his car keys...

01:50:41.080 I don't say it yet.

01:50:44.600 I think I remember this.

01:50:46.220 And when he gets me off the couch to check underneath the couch cushions...

01:50:49.340 I don't say it yet.

01:50:52.660 No.

01:50:53.980 And then when he says out loud, I wonder where my car keys are.

01:50:57.160 I still don't say it.

01:50:58.760 I still don't say it yet.

01:51:02.000 But then he asks me, do you know where my car keys are?

01:51:05.540 I look at him in his face and I say...

01:51:10.540 Have you checked your bottle?

01:51:12.600 Get up, got up, bottle.

01:51:14.840 I have not seen your keys, but since you're asking me...

01:51:18.340 Anybody better check off that bottle?

01:51:19.920 But because I'm not serious, I don't think it happens at your big brown business. 1.00

01:51:23.860 But a funny thing to say to someone who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly. 0.99

01:51:27.520 When I see the best man start to sweat, I don't say it yet. 1.00

01:51:36.200 When I see that little ring-bearer cut getting yelled at by his mum...

01:51:39.520 Oh, I still don't say it.

01:51:42.780 When I see the groom asking the vicar if they can wait just another fifteen minutes...

01:51:48.200 I do not say it.

01:51:49.400 Skip up and down.

01:51:50.700 Oh, now.

01:51:51.700 And when the father of the bride starts organising an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area...

01:51:56.860 I want to, but I do not say it.

01:51:59.460 It's the eleventh hour with three hundred congregants under God's roof.

01:52:03.500 The vicar approaches the mic and suddenly all of the chatter goes mute.

01:52:07.480 He says that they've misplaced the rings, could anyone possibly know where they are?

01:52:11.400 I know it's my time, and all heads turn as I stand and say vicar! 0.99

01:52:16.580 Have you checked your butthole? 0.99

01:52:18.640 Skip up and up, butthole. 1.00

01:52:21.160 I have not seen your ring, but have you checked your ring? 0.97

01:52:24.420 My ring on me, butthole, love is patient, love is kind.

01:52:27.240 But if you ask me where you can find literally anything you've lost before. 0.98

01:52:31.400 I'm gonna check out the status of your butthole. 1.00

01:52:33.720 Where's my phone? 0.99

01:52:35.720 Chinese washer, please. 0.99

01:52:37.400 Funny thing is that's totally what I tell my kid every time they lose some shit or lose or something. 0.99

01:52:41.400 We have a rumble super chat, by the way. 0.99

01:52:43.400 Oh, another one.

01:52:44.400 Yeah.

01:52:45.400 Horseshoes and hand grenades. 0.95

01:52:46.400 Don't listen to the Jew charts. 1.00

01:52:48.400 Tower Gang is killing it.

01:52:50.400 And I guess he's got some hard...

01:52:51.400 It's a Tau Gang, actually. 0.97

01:52:52.400 I don't know. 0.99

01:52:53.400 I bet those guys are killing it. 0.98

01:52:54.400 Tower Gang. 0.86

01:52:55.400 Tower Gang.

01:52:56.400 Tower Gang.

01:52:57.400 Toey Gang.

01:52:58.400 We couldn't get that handle.

01:52:59.400 Oh, this is old.

01:53:00.400 This is old, isn't it?

01:53:01.400 The butthole one is old.

01:53:03.400 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:53:04.400 This is old shit. 1.00

01:53:05.400 I'm killing it. 1.00

01:53:20.400 I don't know what that ad is for exactly, but I think these Asian people are on to something. 0.87

01:53:47.280 It's not for anything. It's more against the black people. 1.00

01:53:50.380 So I watched, I actually watched the violence. You get like a smaller dick in return, but you get rid of the violence. 1.00

01:53:56.740 I actually watched a video on this and this is like a thing. And this is why I sent you a video. It's from Ghost Gum, but it was breaking down this type of thing. China does this all the time. 0.99

01:54:07.440 I like the accusatory nature of I sent you guys a video.

01:54:09.880 I did. I did send you all a video, but it was breaking. And I said that we need to shill and sell out to China and make big bucks because they take anybody, dude. 0.97

01:54:19.160 They just want, they want people in their media that speak English and you don't have to speak even good English.

01:54:25.720 They just want like anybody like white-ish, black or whatever to get in their media.

01:54:29.980 That's a criteria that you definitely need.

01:54:31.500 I speak English and not good English, but I speak it.

01:54:35.480 But like, and dude, they make millions of dollars from that. They get paid directly.

01:54:39.280 What do they do there? Can we just go do this?

01:54:40.660 So they make content. 0.99

01:54:41.340 Can we go do Tower Gang in fucking China? 0.99

01:54:43.060 I think they make content, but we would have to do Tower Gang that also praises the government of China. 0.99

01:54:50.180 Say no more, fam.

01:54:51.280 They're awesome.

01:54:51.660 I can do it.

01:54:52.120 It's just a statue of Xi Jinping and then the corner there is like, yeah, he's the homie. 1.00

01:54:57.720 Dude, they, they, it is crazy how like there's a guy that actually, I can't remember what they called him.

01:55:02.400 Oh, they called him, um, white monkeys is what they call him. 0.51

01:55:05.840 I swear to God. 0.77

01:55:06.900 They call them white monkeys in China. 0.55

01:55:10.380 That's like the, the, the term for them.

01:55:13.360 And they, uh, feeling like a white monkey for many years. 0.96

01:55:16.340 That's why I'm more white monkey. 1.00

01:55:18.660 And so like, there's like multiple people that have already like, that were huge on YouTube, like on like early YouTube that got paid by the CCP, moved over, do all their content in Chinese now.

01:55:28.060 And then they're just like, this guy, like he was like, he had like 3 million followers, does all Chinese, came back like two, three, four years later and was like, Hey guys, I've been doing.

01:55:36.640 Can the Chiners speak English? 1.00

01:55:37.820 Can they understand us?

01:55:38.640 Or do they just laugh because we're wide eyes?

01:55:40.960 I think you can speak English, but they do also want, uh, Chinese.

01:55:43.760 We have to learn Chinese.

01:55:44.720 We do have to learn.

01:55:45.240 This is what they do with John Cena.

01:55:46.300 This is like, this is exactly what John Cena is.

01:55:48.400 Because they do, they've done it with a lot of actors and stuff.

01:55:51.040 They, because they want to bring the like media from the U S to China.

01:55:55.340 But I feel like we're not famous enough that they'd want to sign us.

01:55:58.000 Not yet.

01:55:59.100 But if we, not yet.

01:56:01.160 Yeah.

01:56:01.520 But if we get to get on their radar, I think corporate communism is the way to go.

01:56:06.100 Corporate communism.

01:56:06.860 We hate the Uyghurs. 1.00

01:56:08.040 We hate the Uyghurs. 1.00

01:56:09.200 All right.

01:56:09.940 Yeah.

01:56:10.360 I have a soft spot for them, but go ahead.

01:56:12.980 No way.

01:56:13.580 Clint, Clint's really holding his back. 0.99

01:56:15.240 Don't fuck this up for us, Clint. 0.98

01:56:16.380 Clint, Cole said Uyghurs, not Uyghurs. 0.71

01:56:19.020 Oh, honestly, honestly, Clint, I bet you could get, uh, Luke to go down with this and, and,

01:56:23.840 and you could really make a lot of money with the greatest political show.

01:56:26.860 Uh, I'm not going to, I'm not going to go talk politics and praise the CCP.

01:56:31.160 If I do tower gang, I can, I can praise the CCP in tower gang mode.

01:56:36.540 That's fine.

01:56:37.040 I bet, I bet, I bet Beijing is comfy this time of year.

01:56:40.920 Look, if it's comfy.

01:56:43.420 I'll consider it.

01:56:45.500 I'll hear you out.

01:56:46.500 The money means nothing to me, but you said comfy. 1.00

01:56:48.780 You ever fucked a, you ever fucked a Chinese bitch? 1.00

01:56:51.260 You ever fucked a Chinese bitch that was, uh, given to you by the Chinese, uh, communist 1.00

01:56:54.480 party? 1.00

01:56:54.820 I mean, I've been with Asians, but like, Joey bag of donuts, he paid, uh, he pays one dollar 1.00

01:57:01.540 to say fuck China. 1.00

01:57:02.700 To say, uh, nothing. 1.00

01:57:03.200 He said, China's amazing.

01:57:04.440 That's what he said.

01:57:04.860 Yeah.

01:57:05.600 He said, I love China.

01:57:07.100 They got so many blood pillows over in China.

01:57:14.260 It's amazing.

01:57:15.300 If you want, if you want to see the video, it actually was pretty cool because he, the

01:57:18.060 guy just broke down like all, it was literally like, there's a ton of like actors, influencers,

01:57:23.200 all these people just going to China and being like being little white monkeys is what they 1.00

01:57:26.520 call them. 0.97

01:57:27.040 All right.

01:57:27.320 We need one more, one more musical interlude.

01:57:30.020 Uh, please play the bacon cover song.

01:57:31.420 If you don't mind. 0.99

01:57:33.220 Oh shit. 0.99

01:57:33.600 We got, we have more music. 1.00

01:57:34.700 We have more content.

01:57:35.240 We're in the phase of the show where we've stopped talking to Laney and we're bringing

01:57:38.480 up random clips now and I like it.

01:57:40.680 And look at Tyler sweating there.

01:57:41.980 I see his little head there. 1.00

01:57:42.940 He's like, fuck, I don't know what he's talking about. 1.00

01:57:45.140 If I don't bring this up in a timely manner, are you going to fire me? 1.00

01:57:48.000 Tyler, we're going to fire you.

01:57:49.680 By the way, I called it. 0.99

01:57:50.500 See white monkeys. 0.84

01:57:52.820 That's what they call it.

01:57:53.540 Oh, really?

01:57:54.440 Yeah.

01:57:54.660 Very interesting.

01:57:56.760 This is, this is a banger and it's very short.

01:57:58.820 So enjoy.

01:57:59.240 For every meal, that is what I'm making.

01:58:01.300 You think I'm eating turkey, you're mistaken.

01:58:02.960 When I try to put it on the table.

01:58:04.220 I try to share it, but I'm not evil.

01:58:06.100 I want it to.

01:58:06.580 For every meal, that is what I'm making.

01:58:07.800 I want it to.

01:58:08.260 You think I'm eating turkey, you're mistaken.

01:58:09.540 I'm good at you.

01:58:10.080 When it's done, I put it on the table.

01:58:11.280 I want it to.

01:58:11.800 I'll have it for lunch.

01:58:14.440 Song.

01:58:15.580 All right, you're right. 0.98

01:58:16.120 This is gay. 1.00

01:58:16.520 Kill it. 1.00

01:58:16.940 Yeah, this is, this sucks, dude. 1.00

01:58:18.620 This is like some, this is some, that's some boomer shit. 1.00

01:58:21.280 That was some boomer shit. 1.00

01:58:22.480 That's what I was saying. 1.00

01:58:22.980 This is the most boomer shit I've ever seen. 1.00

01:58:24.960 It's just some of a down parodies. 0.99

01:58:26.280 I do love bacon.

01:58:27.560 I do love bacon.

01:58:28.720 I do like.

01:58:29.200 I saw it a couple hours ago, and I was like, I smirked, and I was like, that's good enough.

01:58:32.680 No, it wasn't.

01:58:33.380 I saw that in the production chat, and I went. 0.98

01:58:35.840 You guys give me shit for being the arbiter of funny? 0.99

01:58:38.780 I don't know, man. 0.99

01:58:39.420 I didn't know.

01:58:39.920 Yeah, but listen.

01:58:41.620 That would not have made the cut.

01:58:43.200 That's my fuser town. 0.99

01:58:44.720 I'm betting 900, and you're fucking below the Mendoza line. 1.00

01:58:48.840 Suck my. 1.00

01:58:49.020 950. 1.00

01:58:50.560 Clint carried this entire episode with his autism today.

01:58:53.480 Yeah, that's right.

01:58:53.960 And by the way, by the way, don't have autism.

01:58:56.220 I just don't notice art on walls, okay?

01:58:59.320 He's autistic. 0.64

01:59:00.380 I'm pretty sure it's a sign of autism, but okay. 1.00

01:59:02.360 Well, if it is, then I'm autistic as fuck, because I definitely don't notice art on walls. 0.98

01:59:06.860 Oh, bowing out for a bit. 0.99

01:59:07.960 Play that.

01:59:10.140 No, but I think it's a good time to wrap it up, guys.

01:59:13.400 It is, yeah.

01:59:14.280 We're going two hours long.

01:59:16.860 Send it over to our producer.

01:59:17.820 This is our Christmas present to you.

01:59:20.440 We gave you an extra 30 minutes.

01:59:22.540 Merry Christmas.

01:59:23.400 Happy holidays.

01:59:23.960 Have a great new year.

01:59:25.760 Come see us, LP Georgia.

01:59:28.100 Yeah, hey, three weeks.

01:59:29.500 We have a guy for that.

01:59:30.420 Three weeks from now, LP Georgia roll out for real. 0.85

01:59:33.260 It's going to be fucking insane. 0.98

01:59:34.860 Toad, like, even though Tower Gang is going live, and that's going to be fun as fuck, 0.98

01:59:38.300 the real, like, the moment of moments is going to be Toad debating to be the president of the United States. 0.95

01:59:45.160 Do you hear what I'm saying?

01:59:46.280 And guys, we also have some really cool news that we can't really talk about yet, but it might be even cooler than that.

01:59:53.200 So, we'll see you next week.

01:59:54.700 We're going to Joe Rogan.

01:59:55.400 We're going to Joe Rogan.

01:59:57.740 Wednesday, 9-11, or possibly later next week.

02:00:00.420 That's out of the bag.

02:00:01.020 We'll see you later, guys.

02:00:02.240 Peace out.

02:00:02.700 This might be the gayest music we've got going, but the Georgia LP event, remember, 26, January 26th to 28th. 0.99

02:00:23.840 Don't forget to go down there.

02:00:26.380 Get your tickets right now.

02:00:28.000 We've talked about the numbers here.

02:00:29.460 We're not going to go over the biggest episodes.

02:00:31.380 These guys already blew that one.

02:00:33.000 Tower Gang Toad, remember him, on Better Off Dead.

02:00:35.880 We've got one problem here.

02:00:37.200 We've got Toad, and then we have Cole.

02:00:39.840 They are losing it to Tower Gang Jose.

02:00:43.220 Tower Gang Jose, no way Jose, just went on with Pete Quinones.

02:00:47.240 This is the, remember, the full circle thing, the horseshoe theory.

02:00:50.500 This is the control your hole theory.

02:00:53.060 He went on with Pete, made amends.

02:00:55.400 Remember, that was, he saved Pete's marriage, his current one.

02:00:58.080 You might want to look into that with some lore.

02:01:00.280 He's also killing it with the yeaky stuff there.

02:01:03.580 Clint was on Union of the Unwanted.

02:01:05.940 His show is killing it here.

02:01:07.400 His latest one about Vivek, just killing it over on YouTube.

02:01:10.900 But remember, he's mostly on Rumble right now.

02:01:12.700 He's got a bunch of great shows over there.

02:01:14.260 I loved the one about Vegas.

02:01:16.580 Go check that out.

02:01:17.400 It's fantastic.

02:01:18.360 And, of course, he's also got the best political show.

02:01:21.320 We just talked about that tonight.

02:01:22.680 You've got Cheech and Chong's two sons out here, David and Toplop.

02:01:26.080 Toplop, so they went on, they killed it out there, 174,000 views.

02:01:30.520 Don't forget Top's merch on, what is it, toplopster.com and his merch engine.

02:01:35.980 Go there and get those guys.

02:01:37.100 I've got a show.

02:01:38.340 Look, I did a review of Tower Gang.

02:01:40.400 They were called Tower Power Hour back in the day.

02:01:42.480 Okay?

02:01:42.880 There was Drew Hancock, Slurp Gang, Not A Podcast.

02:01:47.180 Those have all gone away.

02:01:48.800 They've all gone away.

02:01:49.700 And who's left remaining?

02:01:50.920 Tower Gang.

02:01:51.560 So go check them out, everybody.

02:01:52.720 Other than that, have a great New Year's because we won't see you until, what, 2024 now?

02:01:58.920 It's the Tower Power Hour, Slut. 1.00

02:02:01.060 It's the Tower Power Hour, Bitch. 1.00

02:02:02.680 No way, Jose. 0.99

02:02:04.140 Liberty Lockdown. 1.00

02:02:05.400 Welcome to the Tower Power Hour, Bitch. 1.00

02:02:07.840 Reed. 1.00

02:02:10.440 Cole.

02:02:12.060 Top Lobster.

02:02:13.380 And Toad.

02:02:14.700 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:02:17.120 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:02:18.860 Liberty Lock is Truth Day.

02:02:20.400 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose.

02:02:23.340 Toad is Sick, no way, Jose. 0.99

02:02:25.220 It's the Tower Power Hour, Slut. 1.00

02:02:26.800 They made Dave spit all his... 0.97

02:02:28.360 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:02:30.820 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:02:32.800 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:02:34.780 They speak courage, you sped.

02:02:36.740 More than Rogan, you fed.

02:02:38.800 Truth, Bob, Weather, Tim, Cass, Hotep.

02:02:41.300 More offensive, LOS, no disrespect.

02:02:44.300 More offensive than LOS, no disrespect.

02:02:46.860 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 0.93

02:02:48.960 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that. 0.94

02:03:03.420 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 0.97

02:03:07.800 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

Tower Gang - December 28, 2023

Ep 157 - Blood Pillow w⧸ The Raven

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