Tower Gang - Ep 193 - Fingered on the Dance Floor

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:15.000 Fuck.

00:00:16.720 If I snap my fingers, you'll forget that you were ever gay.

00:00:22.980 I was never gay.

00:00:24.200 Exactly.

00:00:24.840 Wait, no, stop.

00:00:25.520 No, stop.

00:00:26.820 You can't.

00:00:27.320 I was never gay.

00:00:28.240 Okay.

00:00:28.540 No, I was never gay.

00:00:30.700 Sure.

00:00:31.220 You can't just state something, snap your fingers, and then be like, I was never gay.

00:00:37.340 If you say so.

00:00:39.260 This is retarded.

00:00:40.020 This is retarded.

00:00:40.920 This is retarded.

00:00:42.280 Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:00:44.140 Retarded.

00:00:44.640 What's up, retards?

00:00:48.820 I want to listen to music from the hood.

00:00:50.720 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:00:52.480 Yes.

00:00:52.760 Right.

00:00:55.040 I've been reprying for another one.

00:00:56.880 And in the background line, I was like, it would be me that it's retarded, baby.

00:01:00.520 But it would be so cool.

00:01:01.640 And I'm like.

00:01:02.660 You and your down.

00:01:07.160 What are you doing?

00:01:08.100 Good point.

00:01:08.680 You didn't fuck his mom.

00:01:10.180 He just had his dick in her.

00:01:15.100 Why are we talking about on this show?

00:01:17.060 Oh, that's too far.

00:01:22.600 I'm asking you a question.

00:01:26.180 Start.

00:01:27.660 Whoa, with the feet.

00:01:28.980 Skip the pussy.

00:01:30.080 Skip it.

00:01:30.760 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:32.340 This shit is retarded.

00:01:33.120 Oh, my God.

00:01:40.400 9-11, Wednesday.

00:01:41.480 It's live, bitch.

00:01:42.380 It's Tower Gang time.

00:01:43.820 We just cashed our checks made out of rubles, and we are ready to rock.

00:01:48.220 You ready to rock?

00:01:49.380 Hell yeah.

00:01:49.860 Yeah, man.

00:01:50.900 This song's good.

00:01:51.960 We're getting demonetized right off the bat.

00:01:53.540 I like it.

00:01:54.240 I think we might.

00:01:55.240 Demonetize what money.

00:01:56.140 I remember an old episode.

00:01:57.900 I feel like an old episode.

00:01:58.860 We talked about if we were to get funded, like, I would have no problem getting funded

00:02:03.380 by the CCP, the Russian Federation.

00:02:07.620 Do not give a shit.

00:02:08.840 Give us money.

00:02:09.580 I'll bend the knee.

00:02:10.720 Well, as long as they don't tell me what to say, I don't care.

00:02:13.120 No, no.

00:02:13.440 I think we agreed on China, right?

00:02:14.880 That was what we agreed on?

00:02:16.120 You do say shit.

00:02:16.840 Well, you say shit, but you just say good shit about China.

00:02:19.380 It's not like you can't say.

00:02:20.800 You just be like, oh, man, I wish I could live in China.

00:02:23.540 Or, like, hey, like, man, China's such a great place to live.

00:02:26.560 And that's just, like, once every episode, we just drop, like, hey, man, Russia, phew,

00:02:31.340 such a great place.

00:02:32.480 And Putin's so nice.

00:02:33.400 Or you just say whatever you want by the end and be like, but they're cool.

00:02:36.680 You know, like, we should demand to be paid in the Chinese yuan.

00:02:40.420 You pull Dave's Israel.

00:02:43.000 We're like, he'll, like, go shit on them like crazy and be like, you know what?

00:02:45.980 I think it's a really great nation.

00:02:47.860 You know, like, it's amazing how they pulled this off.

00:02:50.200 Like, that's the move.

00:02:51.180 Just say whatever you want, but then say that at the end.

00:02:53.200 Would we take money from Israel?

00:02:58.560 If I could pull a Dave.

00:03:01.080 Based off of Topps rhetoric over the past year, I'm pretty sure we're funded by Iran.

00:03:06.460 Or 4D Chess, we're also funded by Israel still.

00:03:10.240 And they're just, this is how they get, they're raising anti-Semitism to raise their response to it.

00:03:18.380 I mean, it's easy.

00:03:19.240 They should stop funding us.

00:03:21.120 Guys, it's actually a great point.

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00:03:55.500 I like how the flag there is one of those sheets that they put over their women and put the hole in to fuck them.

00:04:01.440 What?

00:04:02.440 What?

00:04:03.520 Okay.

00:04:06.320 Toad has been just, I mean, just putting out stinkers.

00:04:10.260 I mean, just the whole pre-show.

00:04:12.500 Yeah.

00:04:12.700 I mean, I just-

00:04:13.320 I think he snuck in like one semi-decent one and we all shit on him instinctively.

00:04:17.000 And then after, we're like, wait, it's not that bad.

00:04:18.960 As soon as I got in here, I was like, why does it smell like India?

00:04:21.100 And I was like, oh, no, it's just Toad's jokes.

00:04:22.700 It's just Toad's stinking it up, baby.

00:04:24.700 Playing shitters.

00:04:26.240 The crazy thing is that it's just me and Tyler in here and he's like stinking it up.

00:04:30.500 And I'm like, did you have to?

00:04:31.740 Like, we were just- we were talking about libertarian politics and he's just like, pun, pun, pun.

00:04:35.700 And we're like, no one's here.

00:04:37.740 No one's even really watching him.

00:04:40.500 It's just him.

00:04:41.760 It's like, it's so funny because when you realize like, hey, what he's doing is not a put on for the show.

00:04:46.460 It's not a character.

00:04:47.600 It's just actually him.

00:04:48.640 He just is just terrible in real life.

00:04:52.420 You did such a great job.

00:04:53.920 You answered every question.

00:04:56.040 You knew all the facts.

00:04:59.880 That's so disrespectful.

00:05:01.380 So, legit question.

00:05:04.540 What do we do now that Holocaust denial is like mainstream?

00:05:08.680 Like, do we just reverse course?

00:05:10.380 Yeah.

00:05:10.800 Okay.

00:05:11.420 We go Holocaust maximalism.

00:05:13.260 We say 60, 70 million were killed in that.

00:05:15.300 And anybody that says otherwise, we get pissed.

00:05:17.580 We get really mad.

00:05:20.360 That's not good enough.

00:05:21.460 Like, making fun of like the death count or whatever the cookies made.

00:05:25.340 I'm not making fun of it.

00:05:26.360 No, it's-

00:05:27.160 I'm overstating it intentionally.

00:05:29.120 It's got to be extreme, man.

00:05:30.480 Like, they built entire gas chambers out of the skins of the Jews.

00:05:34.600 We really have to be like pro-Israel.

00:05:36.500 Like, I'm about to go on the timeline and start being unironically pro-Zionist.

00:05:41.140 They made soap and shampoo out of the Jews.

00:05:43.340 You know what I find most disturbing?

00:05:47.160 I'll break some news here.

00:05:48.040 It was a Jew in one.

00:05:50.200 Okay.

00:05:51.100 All right.

00:05:51.380 That's actually, you know, that's okay.

00:05:55.200 I instinctively want to hate it.

00:05:56.880 For the audience that's probably not forever online, Tenet Media, which had under its umbrella, Tim Poole, Dave Rubin, Lauren Chen, and Benny Johnson, apparently received $10 million from the Russian government.

00:06:12.080 And for what purpose, I guess, to help with their narrative pushing?

00:06:18.100 But I don't know.

00:06:19.320 Anyways.

00:06:20.020 And Daryl Cooper dropped like a master class on Holocaust revisionism.

00:06:23.680 You should check it out on Tucker Carlson.

00:06:25.320 Great stuff.

00:06:26.060 I highly recommend it.

00:06:26.760 It was stuff we were saying years ago, but now it's like, well, fuck.

00:06:29.720 Now we've got to reverse course.

00:06:30.360 Yeah, we did a whole episode on it with Ryan Austin.

00:06:31.720 I mean, in fairness, it was just a recap of Pat Buchanan's book from like 2003.

00:06:36.300 Yeah, that's what I said.

00:06:37.440 You know what this does, though, right?

00:06:39.840 You were giving us credit.

00:06:41.120 I'm giving Pat Buchanan credit.

00:06:43.360 This was Holocaust revisionism for the retard.

00:06:46.500 If I'm Tim Poole, though, I am so happy right now because, well, like, all right, they could put you out of business.

00:06:54.180 Possibly.

00:06:54.640 That's number one.

00:06:55.200 But Tim Poole's trying to separate his business from Tenet Media.

00:06:58.120 Very smart to do.

00:06:59.760 It was already separated.

00:07:01.180 Yeah, I know.

00:07:01.540 I know.

00:07:01.760 But he's trying to, like, make it known.

00:07:03.780 Whoa, why being so defensive, Clint?

00:07:05.820 Yeah, relax, bro.

00:07:07.320 What's going to happen here is he's going to get the Streisand effect.

00:07:10.240 If this makes it into the mainstream mainstream, he'd be like, podcast by this person, that person, this person, banned.

00:07:16.120 And it's like, how perfect is that for him?

00:07:19.320 Yeah, no, it could Streisand for sure.

00:07:21.780 I'll just, I'll break some news here.

00:07:23.420 I was in talks with Tenet.

00:07:25.000 Yeah, they were open to signing Luke and I, potentially, and it did not happen, thankfully.

00:07:35.440 Oh, man, that would be so funny.

00:07:36.340 But that was, like, six months ago.

00:07:38.800 They said that they were, like, they were considering it.

00:07:41.520 Clint Russell.

00:07:43.380 Clint Russell.

00:07:45.260 Dude, that would have been the greatest thing for you.

00:07:47.220 Honestly, I kind of wish you had now.

00:07:49.340 Like, that would be Streisand effect, baby.

00:07:50.760 There you go.

00:07:51.120 I mean, I don't, of all those people that they named, I feel like.

00:07:54.100 This is so true.

00:07:57.900 What is this?

00:07:59.140 A poke of it, the boys.

00:08:03.060 And tonight, I'll have on the four members of the Kremlin.

00:08:06.580 A poke of this, the boys.

00:08:09.120 So, anyways, they, yeah, we, like, we were in talks, like, six months ago.

00:08:12.700 I was talking to them.

00:08:13.620 I don't know if Luke was, but I was like, yeah, we'd like to do one show per week with you guys.

00:08:19.260 And we need X amount of money.

00:08:21.140 And then they were like, well, we're still, we're in a freeze right now.

00:08:24.500 We'll get back to you in a couple months.

00:08:25.840 They never did.

00:08:27.240 Yeah.

00:08:27.900 Yeah, we're in a cold war, if you know what I mean.

00:08:30.060 I'm fighting for my life, man.

00:08:31.840 You don't see me out here.

00:08:34.020 So, anyways, they never got back to me.

00:08:35.980 And I was like, and I hadn't even thought about it until today.

00:08:38.960 And then I see the news, and I'm like, oh, whew.

00:08:42.700 So, that's what happened.

00:08:44.180 Dude, especially with Luke being, like, whatever Ukrainian or whatever the fuck Eastern European he is.

00:08:49.620 I mean, it would have been over.

00:08:51.600 It would have been absolutely over for y'all.

00:08:53.300 Well, this is the funny thing.

00:08:54.460 This is the point that I wanted to make is, like, of Tim Pool, Benny Johnson, Lauren Chen, and Dave Rubin,

00:09:01.860 I am by far the most pro-Russian out of that bunch.

00:09:06.180 I'm like, why are you guys not signing me?

00:09:08.740 This is absurd.

00:09:09.820 So, I'm just kind of.

00:09:10.680 Can you believe Lauren Chen wasn't under the CCP?

00:09:13.480 I mean, that's crazy to me.

00:09:14.840 Yeah.

00:09:15.340 Good point.

00:09:16.500 Yeah.

00:09:16.820 Yeah, that's what we were saying.

00:09:18.040 Like, it would be much easier to choose the Chinese.

00:09:20.240 I would love to be sponsored by China and just, like, give them bullshit ads every so often.

00:09:25.320 They're killing it.

00:09:25.780 That'd be amazing.

00:09:26.300 Dude, they do actually hire, like, they legitimately hire content creators.

00:09:31.180 They don't need to hire us.

00:09:32.960 They would just create a bootleg version of us.

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00:09:48.280 Hashtag make a play.

00:09:51.220 No, but they legit hire, like, content creators, and then, like, they'll, like, just, like.

00:09:56.380 Can you imagine a Chinese tower game?

00:09:57.920 The Wish.com tower game.

00:09:59.500 Oh, welcome.

00:10:00.440 I mean, it's 9-11 on a Wednesday.

00:10:02.700 Well, the intro would sound kind of the same.

00:10:04.540 It's tower game Wednesday, motherfucker.

00:10:07.640 Oh, we put the Jews.

00:10:09.000 There's not six million, you stupid faggots.

00:10:11.220 Oh, ho, ho.

00:10:12.460 So, apparently, other people do live shows on Wednesdays.

00:10:15.780 Like, Wednesday, and they're all degenerate live shows.

00:10:18.820 So, we're, like, in a.

00:10:20.160 Yeah, we were in.

00:10:21.160 We're in a highly competitive lane, is what you're saying?

00:10:23.120 Yeah.

00:10:23.400 It is.

00:10:23.780 Yeah, I mean, but we were the first people doing it on Wednesday, and now everyone's doing it on this time.

00:10:28.280 Yeah, according to the polls, we're killing it.

00:10:33.240 So, I mean, it's a small circle size, but whatever.

00:10:37.320 They're all watching Tower Gang.

00:10:38.920 Yeah.

00:10:39.520 Why do you think Tenet didn't sign me?

00:10:40.840 Just not enough reach?

00:10:43.360 Too old.

00:10:43.940 Not handsome enough.

00:10:48.200 I'm pretty sure Benny Johnson is older than me, but I could be wrong.

00:10:51.020 No, I'm just saying.

00:10:51.580 You've got to do something to spruce up your look, Clint.

00:10:53.840 You're, like.

00:10:54.320 Do you think.

00:10:54.760 Yeah.

00:10:55.120 No.

00:10:55.440 Do you think they just, like.

00:10:56.440 You're too cozy for that.

00:10:57.840 Because look at how many followers does, like, Benny Johnson have.

00:11:00.660 He has, like, what, a million?

00:11:01.600 A bunch.

00:11:01.940 A bunch.

00:11:02.320 Yeah.

00:11:02.660 Like, Lauren Chin has, like, what, 500K?

00:11:04.960 A bunch.

00:11:05.620 By the way, she shares my shit all the time.

00:11:07.200 I'm like, wow, maybe the Russians were telling her to do that.

00:11:09.140 Okay, so wait.

00:11:11.220 At 68 votes, Tower Gang is winning 75% of the vote.

00:11:15.560 Do you think.

00:11:16.500 Do you think.

00:11:17.420 In any way.

00:11:18.120 That maybe.

00:11:19.000 Like.

00:11:19.900 Who do you think.

00:11:20.660 We're the best.

00:11:21.720 Clint.

00:11:22.040 I guess this is between Clint.

00:11:23.520 I guess, like.

00:11:24.200 Like, me, Clint, and Top.

00:11:25.480 Who have had, like.

00:11:26.280 Crazy viral.

00:11:27.280 Like, legitimate.

00:11:28.860 Viral tweets.

00:11:30.120 Who do you think is the most, like.

00:11:32.000 Famous slash influential person that has seen those tweets.

00:11:34.080 Hey, I had a couple of two tweets that went off.

00:11:35.540 But.

00:11:35.900 Okay.

00:11:36.260 Go on.

00:11:36.740 Elon has seen them.

00:11:37.620 No.

00:11:38.240 The ones that have hit, like.

00:11:39.280 Were they.

00:11:39.740 I don't know.

00:11:40.220 What it was like.

00:11:41.580 I had one that.

00:11:42.680 I had one that went pretty astronomical about Jew stuff.

00:11:45.560 It was one of those, like.

00:11:46.380 Jews trying to trick God type thing.

00:11:48.060 But Elon.

00:11:48.420 Something that's in the.

00:11:49.180 In like the.

00:11:50.300 20 million impression mark.

00:11:51.980 It was up.

00:11:52.820 It was over five mil, I think.

00:11:54.260 I don't remember exactly what I got.

00:11:56.300 Elon's replied to me.

00:11:57.220 That's the most famous wealthy person in the world.

00:11:59.320 I don't know how we could do any better than that.

00:12:01.200 Elon replied to Top, as we know.

00:12:03.380 This is what I'm saying.

00:12:03.900 Like, what just happened to Tucker Carlson.

00:12:06.760 Where Elon retweeted him and then deleted it.

00:12:09.640 That happened to me last year.

00:12:11.880 Same shit.

00:12:12.460 I'm right there with Tucker Carlson.

00:12:13.880 I'm like.

00:12:14.600 It's always about Jewish stuff, too.

00:12:16.780 Always about Jewish stuff.

00:12:18.300 Dude.

00:12:18.680 It makes me funny that it actually.

00:12:21.020 Elon is just.

00:12:22.000 He literally just is autistic.

00:12:23.500 Did you smash the nerdy chick you had?

00:12:28.180 No.

00:12:28.240 Definitely not.

00:12:29.540 WRC.

00:12:30.060 What is that?

00:12:31.180 We are change.

00:12:32.580 Oh, OK.

00:12:33.440 Yeah.

00:12:33.700 Is that that swamp chick?

00:12:35.420 I mean, Luke probably smashed.

00:12:37.060 Oh, all right.

00:12:37.680 Probably.

00:12:37.880 He really does love bringing on chicks, doesn't he?

00:12:41.180 Yeah.

00:12:41.640 WRC should.

00:12:42.460 The acronym should be WAC because it's a whack name.

00:12:45.840 OK.

00:12:46.560 Josie, you say Elon knows exactly what he's doing.

00:12:48.580 I think he's just autistic enough to be like.

00:12:50.580 Oh, this is actually just interesting to him.

00:12:52.840 Like he's just.

00:12:53.520 Oh, you think he's actually just stirring the pot?

00:12:55.780 Like he's like.

00:12:56.480 He's directing culture.

00:12:58.420 You don't see how crazy that is?

00:12:59.540 With the retweet.

00:13:01.300 He didn't reach.

00:13:02.080 He quote tweeted and he said, this is interesting.

00:13:04.780 So what he's doing is.

00:13:06.140 Wow.

00:13:06.360 Like he has.

00:13:07.160 He can turn on the algorithm.

00:13:08.800 He can turn on his algorithm to reach every like every Twitter user.

00:13:13.080 He has the largest news network and you can push it right in front of somebody's eyes.

00:13:16.920 That's why you pay 44 billion dollars for something like this.

00:13:19.140 And he's doing that.

00:13:20.080 And he's doing it effectively.

00:13:21.360 So like the way the culture is moving to me is a little bit alarming.

00:13:25.220 Like I know we joked about it.

00:13:26.440 I was like you like.

00:13:27.240 I said, I think I'm going too hard on the Jews.

00:13:29.120 And you're like, oh, you're too good.

00:13:30.560 But but it was done intentionally.

00:13:32.420 You don't feel that that way?

00:13:34.360 No.

00:13:35.300 Wow.

00:13:36.100 I mean, I can kind of see it, but I don't know if I necessarily say it's specifically.

00:13:39.540 So I feel like it's just bumbling his way through his Twitter experience and not controlling the culture, which is what I think.

00:13:45.080 I think Elon, I think, I think Elon is just towed with just a better PR.

00:13:51.560 Yeah.

00:13:52.020 Like more reach.

00:13:53.760 Yeah.

00:13:54.180 Yeah.

00:13:54.400 And so he's just like he sees something.

00:13:56.420 He just can't help itself but say something.

00:13:58.080 And a slightly more octagonal, octagonal, uh, torso.

00:14:02.740 Like you guys saw that he deleted his body.

00:14:04.120 I mean, I basically, he's not, he's towed not built backwards.

00:14:06.380 Like you guys saw that he shared, uh, Daryl, Daryl Cooper and Tucker Carlson, Daryl Cooper, Tucker Carlson interview and then like deleted it like very shortly after.

00:14:14.360 That's what I'm talking about.

00:14:15.020 Because everybody hated on it.

00:14:16.340 Everybody, everybody was like taking this down.

00:14:17.740 I think he legit probably watched some of it and was like, wow, these are really interesting points.

00:14:21.100 Like, yeah.

00:14:21.640 And then like afterwards, like, oh, I'm not supposed to think this.

00:14:23.600 Oh, shit.

00:14:23.960 I think that's the exact.

00:14:24.620 Yes.

00:14:24.980 That's the exact same reason he deleted the shit with Topp.

00:14:27.360 Mark Kubinski went out.

00:14:28.980 I don't think, I don't think you get to that station in life, Clint.

00:14:33.060 Yeah, I know, I know, Topp, you're at the stage of schizophrenia where everything has a reason and there is nothing that's happened.

00:14:38.380 I'm at this stage of schizophrenia, Clint, where the man who's developing Neuralink and likely has it in his own fucking head is making these type of calculated decisions.

00:14:47.040 And we're acting like this guy's fine.

00:14:49.000 This motherfucker has like a hundred babies.

00:14:51.060 He's probably not even fucking these chicks.

00:14:52.860 He's probably just doing IVF.

00:14:54.240 I swear to God, if you're looking at this guy and you're like, okay, wait up.

00:14:57.920 Here's another thing, Clint.

00:14:58.900 Can you imagine Elon fucking?

00:15:00.420 I can't.

00:15:01.260 No, he doesn't.

00:15:02.540 It makes sense.

00:15:03.400 He doesn't have enough time to fuck, so he just jerks off and do a thing.

00:15:05.980 He's like, all right, just take this.

00:15:06.960 They take this come and go.

00:15:08.040 He's like, I don't have time to fuck.

00:15:10.020 I can jerk off.

00:15:11.020 He just jerks off in condoms, ties them off, throws them at a base.

00:15:13.740 He's like, take this to all of the gold medal Olympians and impregnate them immediately.

00:15:19.340 Dude, Elon is me then.

00:15:20.420 He skips the pussy.

00:15:21.700 Let me ask you this though, Clint.

00:15:22.920 Think about this.

00:15:23.880 Check it out.

00:15:24.760 This guy, all right, Warner Von Braun, the guy who founded NASA, right?

00:15:29.120 The Nazi.

00:15:29.560 Nazi dude, yeah.

00:15:30.240 He wrote a book about space travel to Mars and creating a colony there.

00:15:35.800 And in that colony, the ruler was named Elon.

00:15:39.700 Yes.

00:15:40.660 Yeah, I know.

00:15:41.220 No, that's fine.

00:15:41.740 That's all fine here.

00:15:42.880 We're good, right?

00:15:44.380 And then Elon Musk comes around.

00:15:47.340 Also, by the way, so the best ruler of Israel was named David.

00:15:52.200 Now, David Hogg is against guns.

00:15:55.620 So, I think I'm on something here.

00:15:57.740 You got it.

00:15:58.220 Look, I'll give Top his due.

00:16:02.880 Elon is a much more rare name.

00:16:05.680 So, it's much more less likely that that would be coincidental.

00:16:09.020 However, hold on.

00:16:10.300 Just let me fucking finish.

00:16:11.440 Okay.

00:16:12.060 However, what is your thesis here?

00:16:14.600 That the book was...

00:16:15.680 To me, your argument...

00:16:17.780 You would be better off making an argument that we're in a simulation than you would that

00:16:22.100 Elon is some...

00:16:23.840 What?

00:16:24.380 He's a magician time traveling...

00:16:25.920 What is he?

00:16:26.340 What are you saying?

00:16:27.160 I don't fucking know.

00:16:28.100 I'm saying you should be...

00:16:29.140 I'm sort of a fucking bird or am I losing my mind?

00:16:31.040 Do you guys hear that, like, bird sound?

00:16:33.040 That is...

00:16:34.180 Hold on.

00:16:35.160 I just sent a tweet.

00:16:36.320 Yeah, what is that?

00:16:37.140 I do hear that.

00:16:37.720 I sent a tweet.

00:16:38.820 Oh, he has tiny birds.

00:16:41.200 Okay.

00:16:41.800 I thought I was losing my fucking mind.

00:16:44.000 I was like, took off the thing.

00:16:45.100 How cute.

00:16:45.260 Elizabeth had decided to get more chickens because she killed all the other ones and then the

00:16:52.440 dogs did not like them in our house.

00:16:54.140 And so, you see that, like, thing right there?

00:16:56.600 They've been in there in my office because...

00:16:58.880 Yo, just before I...

00:16:59.920 It never fails to make me laugh.

00:17:06.700 Just before I came on the show, we had a fox attack.

00:17:08.920 So, like, 25% of my chickens are gone.

00:17:11.140 My other rooster's gone.

00:17:12.260 It's a fucking tragedy, dude.

00:17:13.680 I really want you to fucking complete an argument here.

00:17:16.240 What are you saying about Elon?

00:17:17.980 Why do I need to complete this argument?

00:17:19.720 Because you're making it so adamantly.

00:17:21.860 Make the point.

00:17:23.760 Okay.

00:17:24.660 It's not a point.

00:17:25.720 It's just a bunch of things stacked on top of each other.

00:17:28.060 I know.

00:17:28.880 But what does that tell you?

00:17:31.740 The Nazi, the Nazi, Wernher von Braun.

00:17:33.440 These guys were into rocketry and the occult.

00:17:35.800 Okay.

00:17:36.080 Yeah.

00:17:36.600 Okay.

00:17:36.820 This guy comes to America, found NASA, writes a fictional book about a guy that goes to

00:17:41.840 Mars and then rules it, named Elon.

00:17:44.340 And then you have a guy named Elon from South Africa doing all the shit he's doing now.

00:17:48.480 He buys PayPal all the way to creating an electric car.

00:17:51.080 He's super interested in Mars.

00:17:53.000 Like, you're really interested in Mars.

00:17:54.740 He's doing IVF.

00:17:56.240 He's...

00:17:56.560 I mean, he's this close to you.

00:17:58.500 This is...

00:17:59.220 It's the craziest thing.

00:18:00.960 What?

00:18:01.160 Are you saying he's a Nazi in disguise?

00:18:02.960 I still don't know the point that you're making.

00:18:04.920 I'm saying you're not suspicious of the guy.

00:18:07.700 Hold on.

00:18:08.300 I got to take this banner down.

00:18:09.320 There's no...

00:18:10.180 Okay.

00:18:10.640 You got to be...

00:18:11.160 There's no, like, if, then, this.

00:18:14.580 It's more just like, hey, are you just not...

00:18:17.440 Yeah.

00:18:17.580 It's just weird.

00:18:18.280 Like, is this not weird in...

00:18:19.380 I'll admit it's weird.

00:18:20.560 But what...

00:18:20.980 There's no, like...

00:18:22.360 There's no, like, point to this outside of, like...

00:18:25.500 Like...

00:18:26.140 Yeah.

00:18:26.340 It's weird.

00:18:26.860 I don't know.

00:18:27.180 I'm like, man...

00:18:28.180 I still...

00:18:28.660 I'm still trying to, like...

00:18:29.660 If he has an actual conclusive, like, declaratory, this is what I think, then I can go,

00:18:34.920 uh, interesting.

00:18:35.780 Or, no, I disagree.

00:18:36.640 But at this point, I'm just like, yeah, that's all weird shit.

00:18:38.800 And...

00:18:39.080 I think he's going to be...

00:18:40.080 I don't know.

00:18:41.080 I think Elon Musk is the advisor to the Antichrist.

00:18:43.220 There you go.

00:18:43.880 Okay.

00:18:44.200 Thank you for making a point.

00:18:45.580 And now I can say I don't agree.

00:18:47.440 It's funny because...

00:18:48.080 And this has been Nephilim Death Squad.

00:18:50.360 It's funny because Top thinks Trump is the Antichrist.

00:18:54.520 And so he couldn't be, like...

00:18:55.720 To me, it makes more sense for Elon to be the Antichrist.

00:18:58.680 And so Top's like, well, I already said Trump is.

00:19:00.740 No, I don't think he is.

00:19:01.580 I don't think he is.

00:19:02.000 Now, I had to set up another, like, department.

00:19:04.160 He's like, he's an advisor to the Antichrist.

00:19:06.080 Like, he is.

00:19:06.680 By the way, I had one of your people, one of your NDS fans reply to me 150 times yesterday

00:19:13.580 in about an hour saying, it's all Nephilim shit.

00:19:16.580 It sounds like Nephilim shit.

00:19:17.600 That must be Nephilim shit.

00:19:18.860 Maybe you should look into some Nephilim shit.

00:19:20.720 Fucking 100 plus times.

00:19:22.740 What happened?

00:19:23.780 Why did that happen?

00:19:24.940 Are you not appreciative for the algo boost?

00:19:26.360 That's why.

00:19:26.900 I mean, because I'm right.

00:19:28.220 This is like, you're talking about clear Nephilim shit all day long.

00:19:33.340 And I'm just saying that's what it is.

00:19:34.780 And you're kind of like, it's got to be a logical explanation for it.

00:19:37.620 There is no logical explanation.

00:19:38.920 No, I didn't say that.

00:19:38.980 I just asked for a point.

00:19:40.500 You're like, all right, here's the more likely answer to your...

00:19:43.360 Wait, can I ask you a question?

00:19:44.760 Go ahead.

00:19:45.000 Does it raise your hackles that a guy bought a platform for $44 billion and then said,

00:19:52.100 say whatever you want on it while simultaneously working on a chip that will go into your brain

00:19:57.780 and is connected to the internet?

00:20:00.100 And also...

00:20:00.680 Your hackles not raised?

00:20:01.500 That actually sounds very normal to me.

00:20:03.800 Like, honestly.

00:20:04.720 He's suing other AI models for sweeping data from Twitter because that's his data.

00:20:11.980 And he's building his AI on that.

00:20:14.300 Here's my thing.

00:20:15.620 No, that makes sense, though.

00:20:16.900 Why?

00:20:17.140 Well, like, if you're going to create the best AI, you would want to have access to people

00:20:21.200 speaking their mind freely because it's going to be the most competitive.

00:20:24.180 Yeah.

00:20:24.960 Yeah.

00:20:25.240 But you're not alarmed?

00:20:27.360 It's going to happen regardless, Tom.

00:20:29.300 What am I going to be alarmed about?

00:20:30.620 He's creating...

00:20:31.220 Have you seen the surgery?

00:20:32.320 They go...

00:20:33.160 And then they put a fucking neck in your brain.

00:20:34.800 Okay.

00:20:35.040 Well, then he doesn't do it.

00:20:36.280 Then fucking Bill Gates does it.

00:20:38.060 Are your tackles not raised?

00:20:40.780 Look, I'm not comfortable with it.

00:20:42.680 I'm not going to get the fucking Neuralink, but I'm just saying, like, what am I going

00:20:45.460 to do about it?

00:20:46.460 Like, at least I get to speak freely.

00:20:48.660 Great.

00:20:49.440 I'm not saying he's my hero.

00:20:50.660 I'm just asking if you see it.

00:20:51.620 Yeah, I see it.

00:20:52.400 I see it.

00:20:52.500 Josie, whose side are you on here?

00:20:55.780 There's extended detailed video with one of Elon's live-in names saying he is the Antichrist.

00:20:59.600 She doesn't say that.

00:21:01.280 She says he's not the Antichrist, but he will bring about him.

00:21:04.640 That's what his fucking nanny says.

00:21:06.120 Dude, it's wild.

00:21:07.520 He's not the Antichrist, but he knows a guy who knows the Antichrist.

00:21:10.580 Here's the more reasonable explanation as to why he got obsessed with Mars travel and

00:21:15.500 his name is Elon.

00:21:16.720 There was a book written.

00:21:17.900 He read it.

00:21:18.600 It had his name in it.

00:21:19.600 He read it when he was in high school.

00:21:20.860 It inspired him.

00:21:21.580 He became a billionaire, and he's like, I'm going to fucking fulfill the prophecy of this

00:21:25.020 stupid book I read.

00:21:26.180 I think that's more logical.

00:21:27.540 It's the same thing.

00:21:28.180 It's like, when you hear a guy named Brody, what do you think Brody does?

00:21:35.480 Brody surfs, and Brody fucking plays like...

00:21:37.980 Exactly.

00:21:38.400 Elon goes to Mars.

00:21:39.520 Elon goes to the beach.

00:21:41.160 Exactly.

00:21:41.780 He's just living out.

00:21:43.880 Okay, I like this.

00:21:44.580 I like over this.

00:21:45.040 Oh, this is awesome.

00:21:48.180 Yo, back up.

00:21:50.580 I want to see the first hit, because her jaw...

00:21:53.180 Why does this guy look like a Jewish version of Brody?

00:21:56.620 Why does this girl look like Hannah Cox?

00:21:59.640 Hannah Cox and balls.

00:22:01.900 Shout out to the pre-show.

00:22:03.480 Yo, her jaw goes down like a...

00:22:05.980 She was not prepared for that first one.

00:22:09.120 Oh, the slow-mo.

00:22:10.560 She was not prepared for that.

00:22:11.580 And he comes back, and she's like, okay, now she's clenched up.

00:22:21.180 This guy's cool as fuck.

00:22:23.180 Dog.

00:22:24.220 Not even making eye contact.

00:22:26.040 This is an alpha.

00:22:26.960 Does he have a finger in her mouth?

00:22:28.460 Yeah.

00:22:29.920 He's like, shut up, bitch.

00:22:30.960 I'm singing.

00:22:32.040 Smack fish hookener.

00:22:32.920 Is he trying to make him vomit?

00:22:37.080 What's happening here?

00:22:37.740 This guy's dope as fuck, man.

00:22:38.960 He's legit fish hickening her.

00:22:39.880 He's about to spit in her mouth.

00:22:40.940 What is he doing there?

00:22:41.820 What do you think he's doing?

00:22:42.860 About to spit in her mouth.

00:22:44.640 It's basically the...

00:22:46.460 This is kind of like a thing of...

00:22:48.620 It's like the Andrew Tate of Iran.

00:22:51.180 No, no, no.

00:22:51.900 You know with your kids, have kids, like, before they do something bad, and you kind of give

00:22:57.040 them a little slap.

00:22:58.420 That's what this is.

00:22:58.980 This is like the little slap before, like, hey, if you do this, you'll get stoned.

00:23:01.960 You just let the bitch know.

00:23:03.080 We will stone you, so it's going to be like this, like this feeling, but way worse.

00:23:08.040 That's what that is right there.

00:23:08.900 I feel like I'm talking to Cole at a Rural King or something with the fucking chickens

00:23:12.300 in the back.

00:23:12.780 It's kind of...

00:23:13.340 I like it.

00:23:14.400 It's nice.

00:23:15.540 It's cute.

00:23:16.020 I like it.

00:23:16.740 I've got a question.

00:23:17.980 Okay.

00:23:19.340 Have you ever been fingered by an MMA fight?

00:23:21.960 Fingered?

00:23:22.420 Yeah, fingered.

00:23:23.420 No.

00:23:23.820 I remember this.

00:23:24.440 This is funny.

00:23:25.280 What would it take?

00:23:26.820 Do I fingered me?

00:23:28.020 Yeah.

00:23:28.140 Like, are we talking about the same thing?

00:23:31.960 To finger me?

00:23:37.680 Yeah, yeah.

00:23:39.120 Never.

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00:23:52.620 Hashtag make a play.

00:23:54.120 I read the comments.

00:23:59.200 Apparently, she said something kind of provocative earlier, so I feel like he just thought we

00:24:03.860 were in that spot.

00:24:04.700 No, it's a language barrier thing, I guess, with Australians or whatever.

00:24:09.700 He was talking about giving the finger.

00:24:11.340 He was talking about giving the finger, and she was talking about getting fingered.

00:24:14.500 Somebody charged him with a crime, basically.

00:24:18.260 Oh, wait.

00:24:18.700 So he asked her, what would it take for me to finger you?

00:24:22.380 Have you ever been fingered by an MMA fighter?

00:24:24.200 Yeah.

00:24:24.460 There's something about fingered, like, fuck you.

00:24:26.400 She was kind of doing that flirty thing, like, never, no.

00:24:29.300 I wouldn't allow that.

00:24:30.240 No, I don't think so.

00:24:31.260 That was not flirty at all.

00:24:32.480 She was, like, she was very taken back.

00:24:34.780 Yeah, Clint, what the fuck?

00:24:36.580 Let's say you were in a club, right?

00:24:38.100 In a bar or something like that.

00:24:39.500 And you just, like, made it.

00:24:40.900 Tower Club.

00:24:41.220 Tower Club.

00:24:42.060 Is it me or it's, real quick, is Clint's beard getting grayer?

00:24:46.040 That's what I'm saying.

00:24:47.220 That's what they were like.

00:24:48.780 Tenant Media was, like, too old.

00:24:50.300 When it grows out, it gets worse.

00:24:52.180 This is a really long message, by the way.

00:24:54.640 Yeah, pull the question up, because there was a super chat.

00:24:56.660 It was a $10 super chat.

00:24:57.200 It was really long.

00:24:58.000 It looks like it's going to take up half the screen.

00:25:00.700 Elon Musk's grandfather was a technocrat who believed the most technologically advanced

00:25:05.320 should rule.

00:25:06.380 Now, Elon is in charge of social control tech?

00:25:09.200 Come on, Clint.

00:25:10.720 The dude is trying, this is really slow, to be a super villain.

00:25:14.700 I'm not even arguing that.

00:25:15.940 Yeah, like, he is trying to be the technocrat.

00:25:18.620 Clearly.

00:25:21.160 All right.

00:25:22.980 We've accepted our role in this new world order.

00:25:25.340 Thanks for the super chat.

00:25:26.820 Yeah, so, all right.

00:25:27.560 So, what's up with the beard?

00:25:28.840 You too, Josie.

00:25:29.480 Trim it.

00:25:29.820 I just got to trim it.

00:25:31.800 You're, like, turning into that dude we beefed with a while back.

00:25:34.320 You guys know what I'm talking about?

00:25:35.100 That, like, Arrakis guy?

00:25:37.540 I can't remember his fucking name.

00:25:38.740 I'll bring it up later.

00:25:39.540 I'll show you guys.

00:25:40.000 Clint, okay, wait up.

00:25:40.800 This is a question I was going to ask.

00:25:41.580 He's got a goatee, and it's all gray, too.

00:25:43.220 You're in the club.

00:25:43.860 Oh, yeah, I remember that guy.

00:25:44.780 He's Patrick, whatever.

00:25:46.320 It's not all gray.

00:25:48.600 It's getting there.

00:25:49.780 You're at the bar.

00:25:51.060 You're at the bar.

00:25:51.800 You've made it known that you've got a lot of money.

00:25:54.320 Right?

00:25:55.520 That's what I do when I get to the bar.

00:25:56.760 He'll just be, like, I got millies in my bank.

00:26:01.300 Oh, bottle up in this bitch.

00:26:03.620 I say it like that.

00:26:04.440 He's buying rounds.

00:26:05.400 Give me this a rock.

00:26:06.500 I'm going to pour it out right here.

00:26:08.680 No, he probably just goes to, like, he'll sit down, and he'll go to the people around

00:26:11.700 and be, like, I'm rich.

00:26:12.700 I'm rich.

00:26:13.840 I just sold one of my many properties.

00:26:15.680 Yeah.

00:26:16.500 You better be direct, otherwise people won't believe you.

00:26:18.640 I'm rich, and I'm podcaster with 130,000 followers on Twitter.

00:26:22.220 You don't know these people.

00:26:23.100 I'm 27, bitch.

00:26:24.440 Sorry.

00:26:24.880 I'm talking about you from a few months ago.

00:26:26.460 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:26:28.120 Let's drink of choice, though.

00:26:29.800 Who cares?

00:26:30.340 Bucket diet.

00:26:31.440 That's gay.

00:26:32.220 All right.

00:26:32.420 You don't know these people, but they know that you're rich.

00:26:36.240 Do you think you could pick up a girl by saying, like, have you ever been fingered or something

00:26:40.720 like that?

00:26:41.040 Or can I, like, can I finger you?

00:26:43.060 You wouldn't ask.

00:26:44.380 You'd just do it.

00:26:45.040 Oh, my God.

00:26:48.140 Just start getting your hand closer and closer.

00:26:51.160 Have you ever witnessed somebody getting fingered on, like, a dance floor or in the club?

00:26:56.620 Just, like, just straight up, just, or, like, grinding to a point of, like, I witnessed.

00:27:01.460 I've been fingered on the dance floor.

00:27:02.880 He was the fingery, the fingy.

00:27:08.940 Or, like, or two, oh, God.

00:27:12.160 There you go.

00:27:13.000 There you go.

00:27:13.400 That's future.

00:27:14.220 Don't kill me.

00:27:15.640 I don't want to see that.

00:27:17.260 That's just rude.

00:27:18.740 On so many levels.

00:27:20.040 Or, like, somebody, like, just getting, like, basically almost fucking on the dance floor.

00:27:24.980 Like, they're, like, they're.

00:27:25.480 Oh, yeah.

00:27:26.100 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:26.380 That.

00:27:26.760 Not fingering, but.

00:27:28.480 Like, legitimately, like, they're, like, grinding.

00:27:30.400 I've told you this story before when I was in fucking Tijuana when I was 18 years old.

00:27:35.480 This girl, like, pulled my dick out of my pants while we were grinding.

00:27:38.880 And I genuinely was not sure if I was having sex with her or not because, like, in between her legs as we were, like, vibrated.

00:27:45.520 And it was really dark and shit.

00:27:46.500 You're, like, I don't know.

00:27:47.600 She pulled your dick out?

00:27:49.520 Yeah.

00:27:49.680 I'm guessing because you also wore sweatpants back then, too.

00:27:52.660 No, no.

00:27:53.240 Not at the club.

00:27:54.100 I was in a basketball shorts.

00:27:55.640 What are you crazy?

00:27:56.600 The balls just flopped out.

00:27:58.200 Not at the club in Tijuana.

00:27:59.940 I was not wearing sweatpants.

00:28:01.440 Clint's going commando.

00:28:02.460 I like, like, I'm some cartel capo.

00:28:05.160 Clint is walking around in sweatpants.

00:28:06.960 Clint is the type of nigga to wear sweatpants to the club.

00:28:12.160 I'm too close to even go to a club because I know you've got to dress up.

00:28:15.140 And I'm like, I ain't doing this.

00:28:15.820 So how did this happen?

00:28:16.660 What were you wearing?

00:28:17.960 Like, jeans?

00:28:18.680 Bro, I don't remember.

00:28:19.820 It was, I mean, this was 100 years black.

00:28:22.680 Yeah, that could be the title of the episode.

00:28:24.240 It would make sense.

00:28:25.100 He always rocks basketball shorts, and that would be, like, you know, if you're freeballing

00:28:29.960 in basketball shorts, you could, like, basically almost get your dick in there.

00:28:32.880 That's the good thing about Tijuana.

00:28:34.140 There is no dress code.

00:28:35.300 You can do whatever the fuck you want.

00:28:36.780 Okay, let's say you were to fuck on a dance floor in basketball shorts.

00:28:40.100 Hold on a second.

00:28:40.660 Let me just say this.

00:28:41.660 These motherfuckers, I'm bringing back the Jamaica story.

00:28:44.440 When I came back from that nightmare, the excursion that I did, I came back, went to eat,

00:28:48.580 and they had a fucking dress code, and I laughed in this bitch's face.

00:28:51.420 I was like, you've got to be kidding me.

00:28:52.340 I've seen your entire, incredible.

00:28:54.380 Jamaica has a dress code, but Tijuana doesn't.

00:28:56.960 They have a minimum dress code, but not a minimum IQ requirement?

00:29:00.500 Interesting.

00:29:00.980 Right, yeah.

00:29:01.620 They can't have access.

00:29:02.540 Nobody, they'd get no customers.

00:29:04.300 Let's say you were to fuck on the dance floor, and you're in basketball shorts.

00:29:07.200 Would you do the pull down from the top and pull it out, or go from the bottom,

00:29:12.860 like, out of one of the leg holes?

00:29:14.920 Well, as a wigger, I always wear very lengthy basketball shorts,

00:29:18.880 so I don't have enough dick to do the bottom.

00:29:21.100 No, but I feel like the bottom, because if they're really lengthy and baggy,

00:29:24.420 you can pull those up.

00:29:25.660 Now, you would be pulling up a lot, but, like, I mean,

00:29:28.160 I guess it just depends on how much you're pulling up.

00:29:30.060 I think you grab, like, kind of by the pockets,

00:29:31.480 you pull it up to give you some more slack,

00:29:33.200 and that way you can just fuck with the shorts on.

00:29:35.500 Yeah, you're fucking with the shorts on.

00:29:37.060 Like, technically.

00:29:37.540 Doubles as a condom.

00:29:38.760 You're not sure if you fucked?

00:29:41.720 Is that what you're saying?

00:29:42.480 I don't think I did, but I don't know.

00:29:45.780 How do you not know?

00:29:46.600 Did you come?

00:29:47.160 Well, because, well, two things.

00:29:49.060 You didn't fuck.

00:29:51.580 Case closed.

00:29:53.420 If you didn't know, it was definitely not a unit of fuck.

00:29:55.840 Bro, if you fucked on the dance floor and nutted,

00:29:58.400 that would be the most disrespectful thing.

00:30:01.320 It's all over the dance floor.

00:30:02.840 Oh, my God.

00:30:03.340 Fuck.

00:30:04.060 Also, by the way, if you nut on the dance floor,

00:30:06.780 you're immediately going home after that,

00:30:08.100 because you're like, there's no reason for me to be here anymore.

00:30:10.200 The only reason I'm here is to get laid.

00:30:12.520 If I get laid on.

00:30:13.360 Toast that clarity is like, what am I doing here?

00:30:14.660 Dude, when I was in one of my friends' weddings.

00:30:17.020 The music's way too loud.

00:30:18.600 The fucking, it's dark.

00:30:20.060 These bitches are annoying.

00:30:21.660 Just cum on the floor.

00:30:22.940 I just feel like a drink all over the dance floor or something.

00:30:24.860 My friend's fat sister slipped out of it

00:30:27.580 and just fucking ate shit on the dance floor, dude.

00:30:30.360 It was funny.

00:30:30.580 The thing that's most remarkable to me is,

00:30:33.740 you know, as an 18-year-old,

00:30:34.620 because it's legal at 18.

00:30:36.080 Like, you can go.

00:30:37.040 To fuck on the dance floor.

00:30:37.980 You can go to the dance floor at 18 in Mexico.

00:30:40.920 I don't know about that part.

00:30:41.940 But it was also, if you had a bad fake,

00:30:45.840 you could get in at 17.

00:30:46.780 So I was going down there from 17 on.

00:30:48.800 And I just remember,

00:30:49.940 the first time I got to this nightclub,

00:30:51.440 it was a two-story nightclub,

00:30:53.620 different musics on each floor.

00:30:55.260 First floor would be like hard rap,

00:30:57.360 and the top floor would be techno shit.

00:30:59.600 And Darude Sandstorm had just dropped.

00:31:02.780 So it was like,

00:31:03.260 that's what they played constantly.

00:31:04.400 Oh, man.

00:31:04.680 They were so sick.

00:31:05.800 But I'm just like,

00:31:07.780 this storytelling has made me remember

00:31:10.680 what it felt like the first time I walked in there.

00:31:12.760 I'm having a Pavlovian response

00:31:14.380 to getting ready for Darude right now.

00:31:16.120 Oh, there we go.

00:31:17.560 Tell the story.

00:31:18.880 Which, by the way,

00:31:20.260 they would give you,

00:31:22.600 what are they called?

00:31:23.720 I don't know.

00:31:24.140 Is it called a kamikaze?

00:31:25.240 What's the suicide drink?

00:31:27.000 It's a shot that's like fucking brutal.

00:31:30.200 Anyways, they would sell to you.

00:31:31.700 Yeah, I think it was kamikaze.

00:31:33.060 9-11 is two of those plus a Manhattan.

00:31:35.280 Yeah, they would sell you it

00:31:36.180 for like a dollar or some shit.

00:31:37.840 So I'm 17,

00:31:39.180 and I'm just thinking to myself like,

00:31:40.940 so I'll fucking wake up on a Saturday morning

00:31:43.040 at 14, 15 years old,

00:31:44.480 and I'm watching cartoons.

00:31:45.420 And then like three years later,

00:31:46.800 I'm walking into a nightclub

00:31:47.780 that's got two floors,

00:31:49.140 hard gangster rap on the bottom

00:31:50.800 with dollar drinks,

00:31:51.700 and the top floor is techno.

00:31:53.080 And these bitches are trying to fuck you

00:31:54.420 on the dance floor,

00:31:55.080 pulling your dick out of your basketball shorts

00:31:56.660 or your sweatpants or whatever the fuck I was wearing.

00:31:59.100 I mean, it's just crazy

00:32:00.760 from like that age to be doing that shit

00:32:03.040 is so intense.

00:32:04.600 I just remember it like so vividly

00:32:06.840 because it was so impactful to me.

00:32:08.460 I was like,

00:32:08.900 I can't believe how awesome life is.

00:32:11.580 That's how it felt.

00:32:12.640 Dude, how did it feel to go back to high school

00:32:16.600 and being like,

00:32:17.160 I was in a nightclub.

00:32:18.680 I might have fucked the girl on the dance floor.

00:32:20.260 Yeah.

00:32:21.040 So what does it feel like?

00:32:22.660 Compared to my high school

00:32:23.780 where I was like,

00:32:24.560 I held hands with her.

00:32:26.080 Dude, I swear I held hands with her.

00:32:30.040 Yeah, it was just all the boys

00:32:31.580 and all the girls are on the opposite sides.

00:32:32.920 How do you not know if you fucked though?

00:32:35.240 So your dick gets pulled out.

00:32:36.820 She had a dress on.

00:32:38.140 She's sweating.

00:32:39.000 Look, we were dancing for over an hour.

00:32:42.220 And thick thighs.

00:32:43.520 Pouring sweat.

00:32:44.900 And I didn't know if my dick was in her butt cheeks,

00:32:47.320 if it was in her thighs.

00:32:49.080 I didn't know.

00:32:50.180 I didn't know.

00:32:50.540 How did the night end?

00:32:51.360 Then she just left?

00:32:53.000 Yeah, dude.

00:32:53.940 I don't even know who she was.

00:32:56.000 She nutted and she was like,

00:32:57.460 why am I here?

00:32:58.380 Yeah.

00:33:00.160 She had personal clarity.

00:33:01.640 And she was like,

00:33:01.980 let me get away from this nigga.

00:33:02.940 Fuck, what am I doing?

00:33:03.860 This 17-year-old, let me leave.

00:33:06.340 Oh my God.

00:33:07.680 That is a crazy...

00:33:08.420 Was she a Mexican bitch too?

00:33:09.960 I honestly don't remember.

00:33:11.200 I don't even know what she looked like.

00:33:12.500 He couldn't be here.

00:33:13.220 Six dollars all you can drink in Tijuana?

00:33:15.580 It could have been a dude.

00:33:15.820 Yeah, that's what it was.

00:33:17.140 It was all you could drink.

00:33:18.260 It wasn't Club A.

00:33:18.940 I didn't go there.

00:33:19.440 That's a fucking whorehouse.

00:33:20.760 And you're a pervert.

00:33:23.040 I went to the nightclub.

00:33:24.560 You went to the whorehouse

00:33:25.400 because you're a piece of shit.

00:33:26.520 Six bucks all you can fuck.

00:33:29.000 Wait, so what is Club A?

00:33:30.980 I don't know the lingo.

00:33:32.500 Hold on a second.

00:33:33.080 Hold on.

00:33:33.640 I'm looking at the private chat right now

00:33:35.240 and Toad had the nerve.

00:33:36.340 Let's switch to Tower Gang

00:33:37.500 and away from NDS.

00:33:39.000 I don't think it's such a piece of shit.

00:33:39.940 Fuck you, Toad.

00:33:41.980 After all the fucking sleepers

00:33:43.720 you've been throwing at us,

00:33:44.840 you're going to say

00:33:45.320 that that shit wasn't funny?

00:33:46.500 It was conversation.

00:33:47.540 I hate this motherfucker, man.

00:33:49.440 Clint, I have a girlfriend in Mexico, bro.

00:33:51.920 We got to build some conversation

00:33:53.860 to riff off of.

00:33:54.900 You can't just go right into funny.

00:33:56.720 It got us here.

00:33:57.480 We're doing great.

00:33:58.560 What is Club A, by the way?

00:34:00.440 Is it legitimately just like

00:34:02.280 an actual whorehouse?

00:34:02.700 I'm pretty sure it was a whorehouse.

00:34:04.160 Club Hepe.

00:34:06.220 And by the way,

00:34:07.940 $60 all you can.

00:34:08.840 Was it legitimately all you can drink

00:34:10.560 just like tequila?

00:34:11.400 I don't know if it was $6, $10,

00:34:13.840 whatever it was.

00:34:14.820 It was so cheap

00:34:16.500 and they would give you

00:34:17.200 the hardest drinks you've ever had

00:34:18.420 and it was no bullshit unlimited.

00:34:20.200 So this is the reason

00:34:20.820 I don't remember what she looked like.

00:34:22.260 I wasn't really sure

00:34:23.280 if I was having sex or not.

00:34:24.440 I just remember dancing all night

00:34:26.060 and my dick being in between her legs

00:34:28.900 or her butt cheeks or something.

00:34:30.020 I would pay $30 for all you can drink

00:34:34.820 like today.

00:34:35.860 That would be like a $30.

00:34:37.060 You couldn't find a place

00:34:38.380 that would serve you that cheap.

00:34:39.600 I know.

00:34:39.980 I was just saying it's two beers

00:34:40.820 in a stadium.

00:34:41.960 Yeah, no.

00:34:42.340 That's the same.

00:34:42.800 It's like that's five times more

00:34:44.380 than in Mexico.

00:34:44.540 Dude, you'd have to pay $150

00:34:46.160 to get all you could drink

00:34:47.760 basically anywhere these days.

00:34:50.380 It's crazy.

00:34:51.720 That's what people say.

00:34:53.320 Inflation is three or five percent.

00:34:55.340 What are you fucking talking about?

00:34:57.100 Dude, in Tijuana.

00:34:57.900 Have you been to a Mexican whorehouse?

00:34:59.660 Jesus.

00:35:00.820 Pesos are ridiculous.

00:35:01.940 The entire fucking club in Tijuana.

00:35:03.680 That's what you need.

00:35:04.580 But the whorehouse shit reminded me.

00:35:06.760 So I used to do this when I was young

00:35:08.540 and I told this to David the other day

00:35:10.440 and I'm like,

00:35:11.240 I got to tell it on the show.

00:35:13.200 But when I was younger,

00:35:14.440 I would call up places

00:35:16.120 like massage parlors

00:35:17.520 that I thought were doing handjobs

00:35:19.980 and then I'd just basically solicit them

00:35:22.720 but make it uncomfortable

00:35:23.860 to the point where I'd almost be like,

00:35:25.960 how much for the handjobs?

00:35:27.440 And then they'd get nervous

00:35:28.380 and then they'd be like,

00:35:29.700 oh, bye.

00:35:30.340 And they hang up

00:35:30.880 and I used to do it

00:35:31.760 because I know that I'd fuck up their business

00:35:33.400 for the whole day

00:35:34.220 and I just thought it was so funny.

00:35:36.020 Nobody got handies that day

00:35:38.080 because the cops are on their matches issues

00:35:39.940 the whole day.

00:35:40.980 Because every guy that comes in,

00:35:42.260 they're like,

00:35:42.480 is this the guy that's calling?

00:35:43.780 It's also funny

00:35:44.380 because there's no payoff for you

00:35:45.840 except for just the fact

00:35:47.180 that you know

00:35:48.460 that they're going to have a bad time.

00:35:50.960 There's cock-blocked so many dudes

00:35:52.760 just for shits and gigs.

00:35:54.560 There's like no punchline.

00:35:56.380 It's just like...

00:35:57.180 It's like 20 horny married dudes

00:35:59.800 instead of getting off

00:36:01.140 at the fucking massage place,

00:36:03.080 go home and beat the shit out of their wives

00:36:04.400 and Top is like thrilled about it.

00:36:05.660 I did that.

00:36:07.180 Cock-blocked into our club.

00:36:08.800 Hey, at least they're working

00:36:09.640 through their problems, okay?

00:36:10.840 Instead of him ignoring them, all right?

00:36:12.500 So, there you go.

00:36:13.480 Yeah, I don't know.

00:36:14.440 I guess I was into shit like that.

00:36:16.040 Like, I told you I stole that guy's clan

00:36:17.640 from Clash of Clans

00:36:18.600 and then I just disintegrated it.

00:36:19.960 Yeah, that's the worst thing you've ever died.

00:36:21.640 You're like a real-life monster.

00:36:23.220 It's one of those things.

00:36:24.580 I've always wondered

00:36:25.300 what the move is for those places.

00:36:26.880 Like, I really feel like

00:36:27.720 there's got to be

00:36:28.120 some sort of code language

00:36:29.140 or something.

00:36:29.840 You can't just go in there

00:36:30.740 and get your fucking dick jerked, right?

00:36:32.980 I can't speak jerked.

00:36:34.200 You're on your...

00:36:34.640 You're on your...

00:36:34.660 You're on your...

00:36:35.100 You're on your tell me...

00:36:35.800 You're on your tell me...

00:36:36.380 Just get like...

00:36:36.840 There's a massage in your bag

00:36:37.640 and you're like,

00:36:38.440 I want my dick next.

00:36:39.720 It's just like...

00:36:41.360 How up front do you have to be with it?

00:36:43.920 Yeah, like...

00:36:44.480 Or do you just go

00:36:45.380 and end up getting a full-on massage

00:36:46.560 and be like,

00:36:47.580 shit, I thought I was going to get jerked off.

00:36:49.120 Like, what is...

00:36:49.680 What do you want to do to you?

00:36:50.720 Or you just go...

00:36:51.760 Or you go thinking,

00:36:53.020 I just want a massage

00:36:54.180 and you end up getting jerked off

00:36:55.860 and you're like, whoa!

00:36:57.180 Yeah, like...

00:36:57.740 The women will approach you

00:36:59.400 because they want to make money

00:37:00.460 and they won't tell you exactly

00:37:02.040 like what they're going to do

00:37:03.200 or how much this is going to cost.

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00:37:17.980 Hashtag make a play.

00:37:20.880 Yeah, you're sounding pretty strange.

00:37:23.440 Oh!

00:37:24.380 It is...

00:37:24.980 It is...

00:37:25.920 By the way,

00:37:26.320 it is like a weird Boston thing

00:37:28.480 because the actual owner

00:37:30.180 of the fucking New England Patriots

00:37:32.500 would go down to Florida

00:37:33.740 to get jerked off

00:37:34.960 in these massages.

00:37:35.860 Yeah, you can't do it in Boston.

00:37:37.360 I felt...

00:37:37.860 That was a sad story,

00:37:38.900 to be honest.

00:37:39.340 His wife had died a long time ago

00:37:40.740 and he's just trying

00:37:41.220 to get jerked off, dude.

00:37:42.340 Like, I kind of felt bad for him.

00:37:43.620 He's a billionaire!

00:37:45.420 A billionaire!

00:37:46.920 Yeah, he's going to get sick jerked.

00:37:48.400 Wasn't he dating

00:37:48.980 a 20-something year old?

00:37:49.000 He can't get pussy

00:37:50.000 as a billionaire?

00:37:51.680 He could,

00:37:52.200 but he probably just wants

00:37:52.760 to get jerked off

00:37:53.380 and move on with his day.

00:37:54.380 You see the wife

00:37:55.080 of the fucking owner

00:37:55.780 of the Raiders?

00:37:57.320 Like...

00:37:57.600 Have you seen

00:37:58.120 the owner of the Raiders?

00:38:00.100 The wife of the president

00:38:01.300 of France?

00:38:01.860 No, this is what I'm talking about, bro.

00:38:03.800 Look, pull up...

00:38:05.140 Pull up Mark Davis.

00:38:05.920 Pull up Mark Davis right now, Tyler.

00:38:07.260 You own the Patri...

00:38:08.140 No, pull up Mark Davis

00:38:09.180 and his bitch.

00:38:10.020 This bitch is fucking

00:38:10.960 unbelievable compared to this...

00:38:12.340 Oh, I thought you were saying

00:38:13.620 it was the opposite.

00:38:14.220 I thought you were saying

00:38:14.620 she was truly ugly

00:38:15.460 or something like that.

00:38:16.060 No way.

00:38:16.460 I'm saying if that dude

00:38:17.780 can get a bitch,

00:38:18.560 of course the owner

00:38:19.660 of the Patriots

00:38:20.380 can get a bitch.

00:38:20.640 Pull up Mark Davis

00:38:21.280 right now

00:38:21.640 and his fucking haircut.

00:38:23.080 But why would you want to?

00:38:24.420 If you're his wife,

00:38:25.200 look at his wife, bruh!

00:38:29.640 Yeah, he looks like...

00:38:31.140 Which one of the Three Stooges

00:38:32.800 was that?

00:38:33.300 Curly, I think.

00:38:33.980 He looks like Curly

00:38:34.780 got like...

00:38:35.160 You know how much bullshit

00:38:36.120 he probably says?

00:38:36.760 How much nonsense

00:38:37.600 he has to listen to?

00:38:39.160 No, look at his haircut.

00:38:40.820 None.

00:38:41.020 Come on.

00:38:41.660 He goes, hey,

00:38:42.440 Homer's living his best life.

00:38:44.060 No, no, no, no, no.

00:38:44.660 Fuck out of here.

00:38:45.520 You want to shape a playboy?

00:38:47.260 He's like, nah,

00:38:47.760 just cut it straight across.

00:38:48.680 He looks like

00:38:49.120 John Green's retarded cousin.

00:38:51.980 That's the perfect...

00:38:53.340 I don't know.

00:38:55.240 I think the Patriots...

00:38:56.080 No, I think the burn victim...

00:38:57.160 John Davis and his lady.

00:38:58.460 Yo, the burn victim

00:38:59.680 looks better than old boy.

00:39:01.260 By the way, by the way,

00:39:02.240 there's...

00:39:03.120 Jose, to your point,

00:39:04.460 there is...

00:39:04.980 He doesn't have to hear

00:39:05.580 zero bullshit at all.

00:39:07.100 He goes...

00:39:07.660 She goes, hey, honey.

00:39:08.880 He goes, here's a credit card.

00:39:10.220 Here's a debit card

00:39:10.980 that has one...

00:39:11.980 Like $100,000 already on it.

00:39:14.000 Here you go.

00:39:14.920 Don't talk to me.

00:39:16.020 And he just...

00:39:16.620 What do you think

00:39:17.080 he asked for at the barber?

00:39:17.960 I don't think it's that simple.

00:39:19.120 You don't think

00:39:19.820 it's that simple.

00:39:20.460 It's that simple.

00:39:21.500 It's 100% that simple.

00:39:22.700 He married her, right?

00:39:23.640 Are they married?

00:39:24.520 I don't know.

00:39:25.680 If they're married,

00:39:26.460 then she's got him.

00:39:27.540 If you have 100 million,

00:39:28.800 you can do whatever you want.

00:39:29.760 You got billions?

00:39:31.020 You can literally kill

00:39:31.860 whoever you want.

00:39:32.460 You can do anything.

00:39:33.460 When you own an NFL team,

00:39:36.040 I don't think there is

00:39:37.260 anything that can

00:39:37.980 actually happen to you.

00:39:38.900 I think the level of this

00:39:41.120 is actually the NBA team

00:39:42.220 because they actually got to...

00:39:44.340 When I heard the story

00:39:46.160 about Robert Kraft,

00:39:47.700 my immediate thought was,

00:39:48.480 oh, he was decapitating children

00:39:50.440 and this was the charge

00:39:51.420 that they actually got him on.

00:39:52.820 Right.

00:39:53.180 They're getting jerked off.

00:39:54.460 They get you on bullshit.

00:39:55.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:56.840 Dan Snyder is probably

00:39:57.960 like a mass murderer

00:39:58.840 and he goes down

00:39:59.480 because of racism.

00:40:00.880 Exactly.

00:40:01.160 That's what I'm thinking of

00:40:01.900 was Dan Snyder.

00:40:02.780 Dan Snyder, yeah.

00:40:03.320 Do you think back in the day

00:40:04.260 the slave owners

00:40:06.180 were at the level of NBA?

00:40:08.380 Because I feel like

00:40:09.000 it's the same overlap.

00:40:10.440 The regular people

00:40:11.380 looked at the NBA owners

00:40:12.480 the same way they did

00:40:13.220 at the slave owners back then.

00:40:14.420 It's the same thing.

00:40:14.720 And guess what?

00:40:15.560 Same people that own the boats,

00:40:17.260 own the plantations,

00:40:18.580 own the NBA teams,

00:40:19.840 own the NFL teams.

00:40:21.660 Dude, I forgot about that.

00:40:22.940 Putin stole one of Robert Kraft's

00:40:24.800 Super Bowl rings

00:40:25.480 and he still has it.

00:40:25.860 He gave it back.

00:40:27.320 What?

00:40:27.600 Nah, he still has it.

00:40:28.780 Nah.

00:40:29.620 Oh, he's getting

00:40:30.540 the tenant bucks now.

00:40:33.300 He passed the ring.

00:40:34.700 He gave it back.

00:40:35.740 Putin's a hero.

00:40:36.940 The two non-sports listeners

00:40:39.240 in here,

00:40:39.920 Top and Jose,

00:40:40.660 do you know this story?

00:40:42.060 What story?

00:40:43.040 About Robert Kraft and Putin.

00:40:45.420 Putin has to see his ring.

00:40:47.120 So he had a Super Bowl ring

00:40:48.600 and Putin was like,

00:40:49.920 can I see that?

00:40:51.040 And he's like,

00:40:51.520 yeah, sure.

00:40:51.880 And he gave it to him

00:40:52.560 and then Putin walked off.

00:40:54.040 And then Robert Kraft was like,

00:40:55.460 hold on, that's my...

00:40:56.420 And the bodyguard stepped in

00:40:57.700 and they were like,

00:40:58.180 you don't talk to him that way.

00:41:01.440 He pumped his ring now.

00:41:03.860 He was like,

00:41:04.380 it's my ring.

00:41:05.540 It's the most gangster thing.

00:41:07.020 I do believe that the real story

00:41:09.100 is that he did come back

00:41:10.080 and give it to him.

00:41:11.120 But it is funny to think

00:41:12.560 that he just walked off with it.

00:41:13.880 He just had...

00:41:14.280 How did we end up

00:41:14.840 talking about football owners?

00:41:16.740 We went from Robert Kraft

00:41:17.460 and jerked off.

00:41:18.900 Jerked off.

00:41:19.680 Oh, yeah.

00:41:20.420 We skipped over Toad.

00:41:21.960 Are you getting handies from...

00:41:23.940 Yeah, for real.

00:41:24.920 Niha Maz?

00:41:25.460 This makes sense.

00:41:27.420 Yeah, he is.

00:41:28.240 No, but...

00:41:29.380 No, no, no.

00:41:31.320 Well, you were...

00:41:32.020 He was just about to tell us

00:41:33.220 how to barter with them.

00:41:34.500 And then we kind of...

00:41:35.360 No, you don't barter.

00:41:36.280 This would be the most

00:41:37.220 skip the pussy thing, right?

00:41:38.600 Just to get handies

00:41:39.620 from massage ballers.

00:41:40.680 That is the most skip the pussy.

00:41:41.660 That is skipping the pussy.

00:41:42.880 That is.

00:41:43.260 You can very easily

00:41:44.240 get the pussy.

00:41:45.560 It's efficient.

00:41:46.000 You don't barter.

00:41:46.440 What you got to do

00:41:47.060 is you just like...

00:41:48.520 You pick the bitch that you want

00:41:50.000 and you go up to her

00:41:50.900 and you just be like,

00:41:51.620 Yo, I'm going to give you

00:41:53.800 like 300.

00:41:55.660 You tell me what

00:41:56.580 that's going to get me.

00:41:58.040 That's how you do it.

00:41:58.920 Like, this is what

00:41:59.420 I'm going to pay you.

00:42:00.580 You pay 300 for a handy?

00:42:02.720 He's like,

00:42:07.220 Here's the deed to my car.

00:42:08.760 Can I kiss you?

00:42:11.880 I was in Vegas.

00:42:13.160 What do you want?

00:42:13.820 She was hot.

00:42:16.580 Hey, well, Clint,

00:42:18.060 how much did that bitch

00:42:18.840 cost in Vegas

00:42:19.500 that was trying to solicit you

00:42:21.440 for two hours?

00:42:22.800 A lot more than...

00:42:23.680 Oh, I didn't pay any.

00:42:25.380 No, you didn't pay,

00:42:26.560 but did she ever

00:42:27.480 give you the price?

00:42:28.340 My stepdad gave me...

00:42:29.560 I think she gave me a lap dance.

00:42:31.100 No, actually, she didn't.

00:42:32.080 She just sat there

00:42:33.000 and talked to me.

00:42:34.740 She wanted...

00:42:35.700 Okay, yeah, she wanted...

00:42:37.320 I was like,

00:42:37.800 I'll fly you out, you know?

00:42:39.080 And then she was like,

00:42:39.880 I need to compensate me

00:42:42.040 for not working

00:42:42.980 for the weekend,

00:42:44.120 so 10,000, 12,000 is good.

00:42:47.040 Jesus.

00:42:47.440 And I was like,

00:42:48.040 the fuck?

00:42:49.800 That's wild.

00:42:51.260 That was her play, though.

00:42:52.660 She was like...

00:42:53.900 Because she knew

00:42:54.300 I lived in a nice house

00:42:55.120 in San Diego.

00:42:55.760 She's like,

00:42:56.080 I'll take a weekend off

00:42:57.580 of stripping in front

00:42:58.800 of rando psychopaths

00:43:00.300 to go fuck this dude

00:43:01.140 for 12 grand.

00:43:02.080 I was like,

00:43:02.840 it's a smart business model.

00:43:04.400 How much is she making?

00:43:05.200 I could have had

00:43:05.700 a builder money.

00:43:06.260 Crazy money, bro.

00:43:07.620 10 grand a weekend.

00:43:09.460 10 grand a weekend.

00:43:09.820 You're saying stripper?

00:43:10.580 You said she was a stripper?

00:43:11.460 As a stripper.

00:43:12.180 She was a stripper

00:43:13.340 at the best strip club

00:43:14.680 in Vegas.

00:43:15.020 Yeah, they're making banks.

00:43:15.980 Yeah, so was this check.

00:43:17.140 You were at Sapphire?

00:43:17.920 10 grand a weekend.

00:43:19.340 That's right.

00:43:20.340 It was either Sapphire

00:43:21.420 or the other one.

00:43:22.060 They're making

00:43:22.380 at least a K a day.

00:43:23.240 No, I was at Spearmint Rhino.

00:43:24.540 I was at Sapphire.

00:43:25.680 Is there any pussy

00:43:26.420 actually worth that much?

00:43:26.500 300 to 500 grand a year

00:43:28.160 just showing your pussy

00:43:29.420 and tits?

00:43:29.540 She makes a million easy.

00:43:32.300 Oh my God.

00:43:33.140 Is there any pussy

00:43:35.000 worth that much?

00:43:36.160 Because listen,

00:43:36.960 wars have been fought

00:43:37.700 over pussy.

00:43:38.380 Mainly over pussy

00:43:39.700 when you really think about it

00:43:40.760 when it all comes down to it.

00:43:42.480 Up until the...

00:43:44.260 That's why I skip it, dude.

00:43:45.320 Because I'm anti-war.

00:43:46.760 Don't do that.

00:43:48.300 Up until the Federal Reserve

00:43:50.040 was created.

00:43:51.580 I will say this.

00:43:52.900 Up until the Federal Reserve...

00:43:53.940 It's about wars over pussy.

00:43:54.700 Got it, got it.

00:43:56.820 Up until the Jews

00:43:58.080 got into financing

00:43:59.740 and starting wars.

00:44:01.900 Hold on.

00:44:02.220 Speaking of that, guys,

00:44:03.740 go click on the QR code.

00:44:05.180 You could see Cole

00:44:06.120 get fucked up

00:44:06.860 at Brohimi and Grove.

00:44:08.920 By that dude's husband.

00:44:10.080 By that dude's wife.

00:44:12.060 Speaking of Jew pussy.

00:44:15.300 Go ahead,

00:44:16.000 go finish your shit.

00:44:17.060 But they're for sale

00:44:17.960 for real.

00:44:18.360 Go there.

00:44:18.580 What I was saying is

00:44:19.180 before the Jews

00:44:20.420 got into starting wars,

00:44:21.760 it was almost

00:44:22.520 exclusively fought over pussy.

00:44:25.600 Legitimately, actually.

00:44:26.440 Ah, the good old days.

00:44:28.860 Like 1850s onward

00:44:31.040 is where we stopped

00:44:31.860 fighting for pussy.

00:44:32.760 Yeah, because we used

00:44:33.280 to rape and pillage

00:44:34.080 like real men.

00:44:35.080 Yeah.

00:44:35.820 And now we just

00:44:36.440 do it for money?

00:44:37.980 Now we're like,

00:44:38.540 resources?

00:44:39.640 Oh, God.

00:44:40.620 This is dumb.

00:44:40.920 Is it a surprise

00:44:41.760 why everything is so gay?

00:44:43.640 You get resources

00:44:44.300 for pussy.

00:44:45.780 That's really the whole thing.

00:44:47.180 Honestly,

00:44:47.600 this is all that it's about.

00:44:48.580 They fought a war

00:44:49.260 over spices.

00:44:50.480 Why?

00:44:51.040 For the bitches

00:44:52.140 that cook pussy.

00:44:53.820 Their wife wanted to

00:44:54.580 like,

00:44:54.760 I want to cook

00:44:55.300 like Indians

00:44:56.140 instead of importing them.

00:44:57.300 Yeah.

00:44:57.600 Yeah.

00:44:57.980 Now the Jews

00:44:59.140 are just raping

00:44:59.860 Palestinian bussy.

00:45:01.500 As Clint would say,

00:45:02.620 I did it all

00:45:03.220 for the nookie.

00:45:05.460 That's right.

00:45:06.080 That is actually

00:45:06.980 the story of humanity.

00:45:08.800 Yeah.

00:45:09.720 Doing it all

00:45:10.360 for the nookie.

00:45:11.260 It literally goes back

00:45:12.200 to Adam and Eve.

00:45:13.240 Eve was like,

00:45:13.860 hey, eat this.

00:45:14.540 And he was like,

00:45:15.500 can I get some pussy later?

00:45:17.100 And she was like,

00:45:17.640 fine, just eat it.

00:45:18.640 And he goes like,

00:45:19.180 okay.

00:45:20.060 He's like,

00:45:20.340 but God said not to.

00:45:21.340 And she was like,

00:45:21.980 but I got a pussy.

00:45:22.820 And he's like,

00:45:23.240 does God have pussy?

00:45:25.080 And he goes like,

00:45:25.940 no.

00:45:28.920 I don't think he does.

00:45:31.240 You know how unproductive

00:45:32.480 we'd be

00:45:32.920 if there was not pussy?

00:45:34.580 Hold on.

00:45:35.520 Oh God.

00:45:38.860 You want to know

00:45:39.820 how good pussy is?

00:45:41.400 It made a man

00:45:42.660 leave God.

00:45:43.900 So women are demons?

00:45:50.980 Yes.

00:45:52.040 For real.

00:45:52.640 God ain't gonna suck my dick.

00:45:54.300 Oh, that is a great

00:45:55.460 setup for like a joke.

00:45:57.240 Yeah, but God gotta

00:45:58.920 get God,

00:45:59.820 but God gotta

00:46:00.580 gag reflex though.

00:46:01.920 So just remember that.

00:46:02.960 All the shit that the Jews

00:46:04.080 that they do

00:46:05.020 like to subvert you,

00:46:06.520 the pornography,

00:46:08.260 the even like

00:46:09.480 the predatory loans

00:46:10.580 and shit like that.

00:46:11.240 Like how they have

00:46:12.060 their foothold

00:46:13.160 in this country.

00:46:14.140 You do it all for pussy.

00:46:15.500 That's really all that it is.

00:46:16.780 Ah, yes.

00:46:17.400 If we charge

00:46:18.040 double digit interest rate,

00:46:19.740 I can put double digits

00:46:20.800 in this bitch.

00:46:22.300 For real.

00:46:22.780 Dude, I mean, listen.

00:46:24.000 We know a guy

00:46:25.040 right there

00:46:26.160 that just bought a house

00:46:27.280 at probably like

00:46:27.900 15% interest rate

00:46:29.200 to put his pussy

00:46:31.000 inside of.

00:46:31.720 Yeah, he probably bought it

00:46:33.540 on a credit card.

00:46:34.420 He's a fucking lunatic.

00:46:39.180 He's like,

00:46:39.680 guys, it's 20% good.

00:46:41.440 That's pretty good, right?

00:46:42.420 It's genius.

00:46:44.640 Then they catch you

00:46:45.380 getting pussy.

00:46:46.300 Then you're like,

00:46:46.640 oh shit,

00:46:46.980 it was fucking 15.

00:46:48.020 And then you're like,

00:46:48.480 damn it,

00:46:48.740 now I won't be able

00:46:49.260 to get pussy

00:46:49.820 if they expose me.

00:46:50.880 He's like,

00:46:51.320 all of the interest payments

00:46:53.400 are deferred

00:46:54.020 until two years in.

00:46:55.840 So I'll be all right.

00:46:56.720 I got a balloon payment

00:46:57.720 of $75,000 in two years.

00:47:00.280 Here's the most diabolical

00:47:01.480 part of that whole thing,

00:47:02.360 Jose.

00:47:03.060 They do it like

00:47:04.540 they subvert you

00:47:05.540 with pussy

00:47:06.140 and then they take it away.

00:47:07.900 And then they're like,

00:47:08.520 now everything's mussy

00:47:09.540 and everything's gay.

00:47:10.440 But they don't take it away though.

00:47:12.480 They do.

00:47:13.660 You can jerk off to porn,

00:47:15.140 but I mean,

00:47:15.660 there's a bunch of dudes

00:47:16.500 running out there.

00:47:16.680 Who's taking it away?

00:47:17.420 There's so much pussy everywhere.

00:47:19.780 No,

00:47:20.340 there's not.

00:47:21.220 No,

00:47:21.500 there's not.

00:47:23.000 Not for the rest of us.

00:47:25.980 Not for anyone

00:47:26.500 with a net worth

00:47:27.200 under $100,000.

00:47:28.540 I don't know.

00:47:29.120 Every single dude

00:47:30.740 I know

00:47:31.020 has got his shit together

00:47:32.140 somewhat skinned pussy.

00:47:34.260 Well,

00:47:34.740 I mean,

00:47:35.700 a net worth

00:47:36.320 under $100,000

00:47:37.100 and a rating

00:47:39.400 over a five.

00:47:41.880 Yeah,

00:47:42.260 mostly like,

00:47:43.100 if you're a semi-decent

00:47:44.040 looking dude

00:47:44.580 that has a decent job,

00:47:45.940 I think you can get pussy

00:47:46.920 pretty easily.

00:47:47.180 And isn't actually

00:47:47.820 scared of box.

00:47:49.280 Yeah,

00:47:49.800 you can get pussy easy.

00:47:50.460 Oh,

00:47:50.700 then I'm out.

00:47:51.660 I mean,

00:47:52.200 you literally go on Tinder

00:47:53.260 and blah, blah, blah, blah,

00:47:53.900 whatever the fuck.

00:47:54.840 Like,

00:47:55.060 it's more available

00:47:55.800 than it was

00:47:56.280 back in the day for me.

00:47:57.880 I think it's better.

00:47:59.420 Yeah.

00:47:59.940 Oh,

00:48:00.440 God.

00:48:02.420 I mean,

00:48:02.680 the pussy is kind of terrifying.

00:48:03.860 If a guy could fuck a woman

00:48:04.780 in a carpet box,

00:48:05.720 he wouldn't buy a house.

00:48:06.540 Like,

00:48:06.740 think about that.

00:48:07.460 Look at that shit.

00:48:08.040 That's true.

00:48:08.360 That's true.

00:48:09.080 What the fuck's going on in there?

00:48:10.140 Maybe I'm gay or something.

00:48:11.580 I don't know.

00:48:12.300 Dude,

00:48:12.580 it's so funny

00:48:13.460 because,

00:48:13.900 like,

00:48:14.100 you see the,

00:48:14.720 like,

00:48:15.600 women actually,

00:48:16.480 women.

00:48:16.600 Toad is just speaking

00:48:17.900 underneath everybody

00:48:18.820 and he's,

00:48:19.360 like,

00:48:19.460 pontificating on

00:48:20.280 maybe I am gay.

00:48:21.480 And everyone's talking over him.

00:48:23.420 Yeah,

00:48:23.660 whatever.

00:48:25.720 Yes,

00:48:26.160 women can get

00:48:27.120 a stupid amount of pussy.

00:48:29.000 You have no idea

00:48:29.760 how much pussy Josie can get.

00:48:31.120 Oh,

00:48:31.220 my God.

00:48:31.880 Women can get so much pussy.

00:48:33.620 It's stupid.

00:48:34.440 Women are the key to get pussy

00:48:35.620 if you're some,

00:48:36.460 as a dude who already has a pussy.

00:48:37.920 That's the only way

00:48:38.580 you really can get another pussy

00:48:39.920 is with that pussy.

00:48:41.320 Like,

00:48:41.480 they're the one

00:48:41.920 that have to make it happen.

00:48:43.060 See,

00:48:43.480 right here.

00:48:43.780 Look at Cole.

00:48:44.420 If your wife is not

00:48:45.780 the one pursuing it,

00:48:47.120 you're probably not going to get it.

00:48:48.440 It's when you use fish

00:48:49.260 to catch other fish.

00:48:50.580 Yeah.

00:48:50.720 That's why,

00:48:51.140 that's why you call,

00:48:51.880 that's why you call it

00:48:52.720 your bottom bitch.

00:48:53.460 Andrew Tate talks about this

00:48:54.520 at length.

00:48:55.480 You're using chum

00:48:56.680 to get the other fish.

00:48:58.260 Bottom bitch,

00:48:58.820 i.e. my wife.

00:49:01.800 Yep.

00:49:02.120 This has gotten really degenerated.

00:49:03.500 Plus it's carnivalism.

00:49:04.660 I think I should do some mailbag.

00:49:05.620 Welcome to the show, Top.

00:49:07.900 No,

00:49:08.100 this made me feel bad

00:49:09.480 a little bit,

00:49:10.060 right?

00:49:10.540 Laney edit.

00:49:11.220 Laney edit.

00:49:11.800 Swap it up.

00:49:12.300 Laney edit first?

00:49:13.160 Okay.

00:49:13.480 Let's do it

00:49:13.820 and then get the mailbag.

00:49:14.600 No,

00:49:15.320 I think you go mailbag

00:49:16.160 then Laney edit.

00:49:16.680 I think we've definitely,

00:49:18.440 we've done like a hundred

00:49:20.100 episodes like this.

00:49:21.720 I agree.

00:49:22.280 I don't do shit.

00:49:23.800 I want to keep people here.

00:49:25.900 I know no motherfucker

00:49:27.120 leaving before the Laney edit.

00:49:28.640 Yeah,

00:49:28.920 that's true.

00:49:29.140 You know the mailbag

00:49:30.420 is going to make us

00:49:31.080 less degenerate

00:49:32.000 than we just were,

00:49:32.720 obviously.

00:49:33.240 Mark Vestibule.

00:49:34.680 Mark Vestibule,

00:49:35.820 the fucking legend.

00:49:36.900 Suck Toad's Toes for 15 minutes

00:49:40.840 and eat his ass for a further five

00:49:43.260 or drink a cup of water

00:49:45.400 from the Ganges.

00:49:47.520 I love he was like,

00:49:49.680 he was like 15 minutes

00:49:50.780 sucking his toes.

00:49:52.180 No,

00:49:52.480 that's not bad enough.

00:49:53.420 And eating his ass for five minutes.

00:49:55.200 I suck my own toes, man.

00:49:57.040 That's not bad.

00:49:57.340 All right,

00:49:57.560 wait,

00:49:58.220 let's just remove the eating ass.

00:50:00.000 You suck Toad's Toes.

00:50:00.820 No,

00:50:01.080 no,

00:50:01.340 eating his ass is,

00:50:02.200 no,

00:50:02.540 no,

00:50:02.640 I would suck Toad's Toes for 15 minutes

00:50:05.400 over Ganges.

00:50:06.540 that's not even close

00:50:07.920 yeah that's like shit water right

00:50:09.660 no it's literally shit you would be

00:50:11.960 you might die you actually

00:50:14.280 might die like legitimately like you would be

00:50:16.300 really close to death

00:50:17.180 yo toad put your fucking toes in your mouth right now

00:50:20.540 yeah

00:50:20.760 so put your fucking toes in your mouth toad

00:50:24.140 someone got that

00:50:28.000 someone get it

00:50:28.800 possibly the worst thing

00:50:30.220 why would you do that

00:50:31.380 are you out of your fucking mind

00:50:33.440 cause I can I'm flexible

00:50:35.240 that was great dude I can do it too

00:50:37.300 I used to be able to put my legs behind my head

00:50:39.920 you know I still couldn't suck my dick

00:50:41.920 but I tried

00:50:42.320 the thing is like I know like toad

00:50:45.580 at least for all his faults

00:50:47.540 he is pretty clean

00:50:48.920 and that is the exact

00:50:51.720 opposite of the gages

00:50:52.860 are you trying to talk your way into eating his ass

00:50:54.860 over okay

00:50:56.100 here's my argument for this Clint

00:50:59.820 cause the ass puts it over the line

00:51:01.220 I got like a porcelain asshole here

00:51:03.340 here's my argument for this

00:51:05.180 of just going with toad

00:51:07.560 would you rather eat toad's ass

00:51:10.900 or

00:51:11.720 no wait

00:51:12.960 or

00:51:13.760 indirectly

00:51:15.480 be touching your mouth

00:51:17.220 to a billion indians ass

00:51:19.860 because

00:51:20.720 they're all of their ass

00:51:22.160 is going right into the gages

00:51:23.220 indian ass

00:51:24.260 yeah it's indirect dog

00:51:25.640 yeah it's water

00:51:26.460 you're directly

00:51:27.560 you know what I couldn't handle

00:51:28.700 here's the thing

00:51:29.360 you're just thinking about it

00:51:30.640 from a tactile perspective

00:51:31.740 where it's like

00:51:32.380 what would it taste like

00:51:33.220 like could you get around the hemorrhoids

00:51:34.680 that are on his asshole

00:51:35.480 you know that it's well

00:51:36.560 I do have some

00:51:37.620 the problem is

00:51:38.580 now listen

00:51:40.000 he's going to be

00:51:40.660 they're like grapes

00:51:41.380 textural

00:51:42.060 bite it

00:51:46.480 yeah help me get rid of my hemorrhoids

00:51:49.720 oh shut the fuck up

00:51:51.740 bite them off

00:51:53.260 god I hate you so much

00:51:55.600 I'm going straight ganges

00:51:57.680 here's the problem

00:51:58.480 here's the problem though

00:51:59.640 you will not be

00:52:02.440 like able to move

00:52:03.580 for at least three days

00:52:05.340 because you will be

00:52:06.860 shitting

00:52:07.340 and throwing up

00:52:08.340 and pissing

00:52:08.980 all over yourself

00:52:09.720 I think it varies

00:52:10.180 it would vary

00:52:10.880 which I mean listen

00:52:11.820 not all the time

00:52:12.660 you might get really bad shit water

00:52:14.460 you might get like

00:52:15.280 it depends how strong

00:52:16.460 your stomach is

00:52:16.960 the ganges is probably

00:52:19.100 30% shit

00:52:20.180 Cole

00:52:20.660 this is what you have to consider

00:52:21.740 I just want you guys

00:52:22.420 to all eat my ass

00:52:23.300 come on

00:52:23.680 this is what you got to consider

00:52:25.020 it's not the fact

00:52:25.780 that you're going to be

00:52:26.360 eating his ass

00:52:27.060 it's the fact that he's going to be

00:52:28.140 bent over in front of you

00:52:29.020 and going

00:52:29.500 five minutes

00:52:34.520 can I have it

00:52:35.540 like a

00:52:36.020 like a

00:52:36.520 like a

00:52:38.340 like a

00:52:38.720 like a

00:52:39.660 glory hole

00:52:40.420 kind of setting

00:52:41.120 where there's a

00:52:41.760 there's a wall

00:52:42.680 and it's just a hole

00:52:43.900 just an asshole

00:52:44.340 and like

00:52:44.700 he just sticks his foot through

00:52:46.300 and I suck on his toes

00:52:47.360 and then he sticks his ass up to it

00:52:48.840 and I eat his ass

00:52:49.580 and then it's done

00:52:50.780 it's over with

00:52:51.660 yeah we

00:52:52.040 dude it has

00:52:53.500 I don't have to hear on

00:52:54.460 I'll just look at him

00:52:55.080 that doesn't even look like

00:52:56.060 it's his own foot

00:52:56.840 which makes it even better

00:52:57.860 suck toad's toes

00:52:59.960 get toad

00:53:00.580 it doesn't look like

00:53:01.380 his own foot

00:53:02.000 that doesn't seem possible

00:53:03.480 it looks like

00:53:05.620 it looks like

00:53:06.200 some dominatrix bitch

00:53:07.400 is like

00:53:07.800 suck my toe

00:53:08.440 and he's like

00:53:09.100 alright

00:53:09.360 he's got those down legs

00:53:11.080 actually it was her

00:53:11.820 which would you rather do

00:53:13.220 eat his ass for five minutes

00:53:14.300 or suck his toes for 15

00:53:15.460 I think the toes

00:53:16.620 might be debatably worse

00:53:17.780 obviously the toes

00:53:18.420 no they're not worse

00:53:18.960 the toes might be worse

00:53:20.060 he said he has

00:53:20.880 I'm sucking his toes

00:53:21.700 what are you guys talking about

00:53:23.220 you're going to eat toad's ass

00:53:24.540 out of your mind

00:53:25.300 you don't have to look at him

00:53:26.560 what

00:53:26.920 I embrace the size of grief

00:53:29.140 stop stop stop stop

00:53:30.340 like you said

00:53:30.720 1.1 million liters

00:53:33.000 are dumped in the river

00:53:33.720 every minute

00:53:34.900 every minute

00:53:36.360 every minute

00:53:37.460 you're getting what

00:53:38.780 wow

00:53:39.480 yeah but then you have to

00:53:40.960 do the math

00:53:41.680 on how much water

00:53:42.660 there is in there

00:53:43.400 so like

00:53:43.800 how much it diffuses

00:53:45.380 that's raw sewage

00:53:47.020 and then industrial waste

00:53:48.360 over 500 million liters

00:53:49.320 of untreated wastewater

00:53:50.520 from industrial sources

00:53:51.700 are discharged in the Ganges

00:53:52.560 daily

00:53:52.880 you might get superpowers

00:53:54.280 bro

00:53:54.840 I'll live off this water

00:53:56.760 for the rest of my life

00:53:57.660 if it means I don't have

00:53:58.320 to eat toad's ass

00:53:59.480 for 5 minutes

00:54:00.920 you're dying

00:54:01.600 you're crazy

00:54:03.100 I'm not ever eating

00:54:03.940 toad's ass

00:54:04.640 ever

00:54:05.600 I value

00:54:09.280 you're crushing my dreams

00:54:10.900 bro

00:54:11.100 I value toad's ass

00:54:12.640 over the

00:54:13.820 the shit

00:54:14.920 of a billion Indians

00:54:16.760 I value toad's ass

00:54:18.920 over the shit

00:54:19.440 of a million Indians

00:54:20.440 alright

00:54:20.840 I'll take it down

00:54:21.660 by 100x

00:54:22.700 I'm like

00:54:23.200 yeah

00:54:23.560 do you know the name

00:54:24.360 of that really skinny Indian

00:54:25.640 the skinny Indian dude

00:54:27.520 that's on like

00:54:28.300 Instagram

00:54:28.700 oh

00:54:29.340 he has this

00:54:30.920 he's always singing

00:54:31.480 the same song

00:54:32.380 and then

00:54:33.120 but he's just like

00:54:33.900 so emaciated

00:54:35.620 he's not that thin

00:54:38.580 he's not emaciated

00:54:39.900 I don't know

00:54:41.560 still water

00:54:42.080 I'm still going water

00:54:43.000 and I get it

00:54:43.660 alright next question

00:54:44.540 I

00:54:44.820 legitimately

00:54:45.640 y'all would die

00:54:46.760 I think y'all would die

00:54:47.680 I did good

00:54:48.620 I'm so offended by this

00:54:50.720 taking my chances

00:54:51.800 Clint do you own a chain

00:54:53.220 gold or silver

00:54:53.860 if you don't own one

00:54:54.860 why not

00:54:55.340 well

00:54:55.680 you'll be happy to know

00:54:57.060 Aaron Jay

00:54:57.620 that in fact

00:54:58.300 for the first

00:54:59.140 five years of my adult life

00:55:01.720 I wore a silver chain

00:55:02.640 and I have not

00:55:03.680 ever since

00:55:04.380 why

00:55:05.260 why'd you

00:55:05.640 why'd you stop

00:55:06.460 yeah

00:55:07.240 I became

00:55:08.200 slightly less of a wigger

00:55:09.420 you know what

00:55:12.200 I found out why

00:55:13.460 they wear

00:55:14.160 the chains

00:55:14.900 and have the

00:55:15.580 jirly

00:55:15.920 jirly

00:55:17.620 yeah

00:55:18.180 the jirly

00:55:18.840 you know why

00:55:19.820 it demonstrates

00:55:21.640 that they have

00:55:22.500 wealth

00:55:22.920 no

00:55:23.700 it's actually because

00:55:25.000 when they were arrested

00:55:26.520 pimps when they were arrested

00:55:27.760 they will take your cash

00:55:29.940 but if they take your jewelry

00:55:31.860 it actually is considered

00:55:33.520 like a personal item

00:55:34.840 and they have to give it back

00:55:35.920 and so they would spend

00:55:37.820 a bunch of money

00:55:38.960 on their jirly

00:55:39.960 and then they would keep it

00:55:41.480 and so like

00:55:41.980 they would always

00:55:42.520 and so like

00:55:43.080 if they ever got arrested

00:55:43.900 when you say

00:55:44.860 jewelry like that

00:55:45.740 makes me want to kill you

00:55:46.940 that's how

00:55:48.080 that's how DJ Collins

00:55:49.440 says it

00:55:49.880 I always love saying it

00:55:51.200 like that

00:55:51.640 that's pretty smart

00:55:52.900 actually

00:55:53.340 like we think

00:55:54.040 they're just wasting money

00:55:54.960 but like they're spending

00:55:55.820 money on assets

00:55:56.720 as opposed to just

00:55:57.680 yeah

00:55:57.900 just once again

00:55:58.660 it's funny

00:55:59.780 once again

00:56:00.500 the state incentivizing

00:56:02.040 black people

00:56:02.560 to have high time

00:56:03.560 preference

00:56:04.440 that's true

00:56:05.760 that's the way

00:56:06.600 that's explained though

00:56:07.420 it's kind of low time

00:56:08.360 preference

00:56:08.720 they're using it

00:56:09.900 like bitcoin

00:56:10.520 yeah

00:56:11.140 it kind of is

00:56:11.900 because you're cutting out

00:56:12.840 like that middle step

00:56:13.760 where you'd have to

00:56:14.220 it's a store of value

00:56:15.200 get the money

00:56:15.760 and then use the money

00:56:16.460 on something else

00:56:16.960 actually it's funny

00:56:18.040 because like

00:56:18.640 they're literally

00:56:19.300 like it's like

00:56:20.720 it's where them

00:56:21.380 and who's that guy

00:56:22.080 that hates bitcoin

00:56:22.880 the big libertarian guy

00:56:24.000 that like hates bitcoin

00:56:25.020 but his little

00:56:25.480 Peter Schiff

00:56:26.080 Peter Schiff

00:56:27.520 he's like Peter Schiff

00:56:28.800 and drug dealers

00:56:30.560 and pimps

00:56:32.440 like it's just them

00:56:33.420 like locking hands together

00:56:34.680 over buying gold

00:56:36.020 Peter Schiff

00:56:39.000 is just some ghetto nigga

00:56:39.980 he's like

00:56:40.280 yo

00:56:40.580 you got them gold

00:56:43.300 buy this gold playboy

00:56:44.060 dude

00:56:44.360 can we get Peter Schiff

00:56:45.800 can we get

00:56:46.980 can we get a thing

00:56:48.280 of Peter Schiff

00:56:48.780 with a bunch of gold chains

00:56:50.100 like a big

00:56:50.760 like

00:56:51.040 also this Chase Bank thing

00:56:52.840 was the funniest shit

00:56:53.880 oh god play that

00:56:54.900 play that

00:56:55.520 no no

00:56:56.800 hey

00:56:57.320 shout out my nigga

00:56:58.340 Faceless

00:56:59.380 go to Faceless's one

00:57:00.840 fuck this

00:57:02.340 fuck this

00:57:02.880 go to Faceless's

00:57:03.960 Twitter

00:57:05.140 and then go to

00:57:06.920 Clown World might have

00:57:07.520 stolen it from Faceless

00:57:08.540 I don't know

00:57:09.020 because Faceless started

00:57:10.600 a news company

00:57:11.900 or whatever

00:57:12.620 like a news page

00:57:13.940 Overwatch

00:57:14.680 and I'd rather see it

00:57:17.240 from there

00:57:17.560 because he's funny

00:57:18.280 it's probably not even

00:57:19.680 on Faceless's thing

00:57:20.760 we had it like

00:57:21.640 completely way to go

00:57:22.640 and we're just

00:57:23.680 no

00:57:24.760 fuck them

00:57:25.520 fuck Clown World

00:57:26.120 our producer had it

00:57:26.920 ready to go

00:57:27.620 and now

00:57:27.920 fuck Clown World

00:57:29.560 no

00:57:29.920 you gotta give the

00:57:31.640 shout out to the

00:57:32.160 homies man

00:57:32.740 we're shouting them out

00:57:34.260 Faceless rules

00:57:35.140 Faceless retweeted on him

00:57:36.820 it's from Overwatch

00:57:37.820 he started this company

00:57:38.640 Overlord

00:57:39.180 Overlord

00:57:39.900 I was gonna say

00:57:41.000 Overwatch is that

00:57:42.380 Blizzard

00:57:43.560 like Team Fortress

00:57:44.840 style game

00:57:45.280 where they added

00:57:45.640 a bunch of

00:57:45.980 there we go

00:57:46.420 here we go

00:57:46.840 here we go

00:57:47.220 that's nice to know

00:57:48.480 gay as fuck

00:57:49.220 hey this isn't

00:57:51.060 really news but

00:57:51.860 a few days ago

00:57:52.780 a new trend went

00:57:53.600 viral on TikTok

00:57:54.300 for chaste bank users

00:57:55.520 called the unlimited

00:57:56.580 money glitch

00:57:57.300 where you write yourself

00:57:58.520 a giant check

00:57:59.420 mobile deposit that check

00:58:00.940 go to an ATM

00:58:01.860 and withdraw cash

00:58:02.780 before the deposit

00:58:03.520 is flagged

00:58:04.220 this is quite literally

00:58:05.220 just floating a check

00:58:06.300 otherwise known as

00:58:07.240 check fraud

00:58:07.840 and has been around

00:58:08.600 for a long time

00:58:09.380 banks have security

00:58:10.180 measures in place

00:58:10.960 for things like this

00:58:11.820 and these idiots

00:58:12.640 have had their accounts

00:58:13.620 either put on hold

00:58:14.460 overdrafted a large amount

00:58:15.880 and are going to have

00:58:16.640 to pay thousands

00:58:17.260 in fees for

00:58:17.980 non-sufficient funds

00:58:18.960 listen I'm all about

00:58:20.380 scamming banks

00:58:21.100 and major institutions

00:58:22.240 but TikTok is not

00:58:23.480 gonna be the place

00:58:24.180 to teach you how to do it

00:58:25.320 that's all

00:58:26.000 follow us for more

00:58:26.860 I'm all about this shit

00:58:28.680 this is like the same

00:58:29.560 this is what we ran

00:58:30.260 into last week

00:58:30.940 with the black bitch

00:58:31.940 that couldn't figure out

00:58:32.760 windows so they put

00:58:33.580 a couch it on the floor

00:58:34.480 same thing

00:58:35.460 they're just figuring out

00:58:36.660 a banking fraud

00:58:37.940 but they're

00:58:38.660 they're gonna act

00:58:39.460 like they created

00:58:40.120 there's a movie

00:58:40.720 about it guys

00:58:41.420 Leonardo DiCaprio

00:58:42.360 we already been here

00:58:43.420 like we know what to do

00:58:44.540 black people are gonna

00:58:45.880 start playing with

00:58:47.160 no not even Wolf of Wall Street

00:58:50.140 dumbass

00:58:50.740 catch me if you can

00:58:51.740 catch me if you can

00:58:52.820 oh yeah god damn it

00:58:53.540 did anyone hear

00:58:54.580 Top glitch just a little bit

00:58:56.480 for a second back there

00:58:57.320 yeah you did

00:58:57.420 maybe I'm hypersensitive

00:58:58.760 to it

00:58:59.220 you're really high

00:59:01.140 so you just gotta like

00:59:02.120 I'm not me

00:59:02.860 no what I

00:59:03.560 well you heard the chicks

00:59:04.860 and now you hear Top's voice glitch

00:59:06.320 I'm just hearing it

00:59:07.240 I'm just hearing it

00:59:07.800 so I actually did have a problem

00:59:09.800 with this video by Faceless though

00:59:11.640 and it is that

00:59:12.780 he was saying

00:59:13.380 to stop listening to TikTok

00:59:14.740 I think we need to

00:59:16.040 encourage this more

00:59:17.240 of morons

00:59:19.160 doing moronic shit

00:59:20.220 I think we need to

00:59:21.580 put out there

00:59:22.140 like the dumbest shit

00:59:23.960 we can

00:59:24.480 to keep them

00:59:25.340 doing this

00:59:25.840 collapse the banks

00:59:26.840 it further enables

00:59:27.800 the cream to rise to the crop

00:59:29.040 so the shit

00:59:29.700 you know drops to the bottom

00:59:30.700 you're an

00:59:31.020 you're an idiocracy

00:59:32.260 accelerationist

00:59:33.180 yes

00:59:33.900 I know

00:59:34.320 well kind of

00:59:34.940 but the point is

00:59:36.200 like these things

00:59:37.060 like they're not gonna

00:59:37.880 go unnoticed

00:59:38.640 or like unpunished

00:59:39.840 of course

00:59:40.400 like everybody

00:59:40.900 that does this

00:59:41.640 is most likely

00:59:42.340 they're gonna get

00:59:42.960 thousands of dollars

00:59:44.260 in debt

00:59:44.720 or go to jail

00:59:46.760 and I think it's great

00:59:48.160 to just be like

00:59:49.040 hey

00:59:49.480 it's a money glitch

00:59:51.160 you can send yourself

00:59:52.480 a check

00:59:53.040 and then go

00:59:53.540 and

00:59:54.160 there's another money glitch

00:59:55.640 if you walk into a bank

00:59:56.720 with a firearm

00:59:57.340 you can get some money

00:59:58.300 I think we should do this

01:00:00.640 what was stopping

01:00:01.300 everyone in the world

01:00:02.320 from doing this

01:00:03.100 taking out

01:00:03.780 I don't know

01:00:05.000 what's everybody's

01:00:06.560 respect for property rights

01:00:07.480 what is everyone's

01:00:08.800 fucking

01:00:09.300 like our share

01:00:10.300 of the national debt

01:00:11.300 is something like

01:00:12.080 I don't know

01:00:12.840 $80,000 per family

01:00:14.260 right

01:00:14.900 okay

01:00:15.160 so what if

01:00:15.620 what if every family

01:00:17.640 went out

01:00:18.080 and just did

01:00:18.680 $100,000

01:00:19.400 and then they were like

01:00:20.800 stupid

01:00:21.660 you owe us money

01:00:22.440 but we're like

01:00:22.820 well we have all this

01:00:23.560 paper money here

01:00:24.460 and I just cancelled

01:00:25.320 my Chase account

01:00:26.060 and everybody else did it

01:00:27.540 it's like your move Chase

01:00:29.500 what are you going to do

01:00:30.720 it's just like

01:00:31.800 yeah but instead

01:00:33.080 a bunch of black people

01:00:34.100 did it

01:00:34.420 and they're going to

01:00:34.840 take that money

01:00:35.520 and probably what

01:00:36.220 like buy shrimp

01:00:37.380 with it or something

01:00:38.060 immediately

01:00:38.640 they're giving it back

01:00:40.560 and paying more

01:00:41.360 but I'm saying like

01:00:42.180 if everybody did this

01:00:43.300 and then they were like

01:00:43.840 well you got all these fees

01:00:44.860 and we're like

01:00:45.280 well I don't fucking

01:00:45.900 use that bank anymore

01:00:46.880 and everybody did this shit

01:00:48.640 Top is asking

01:00:49.340 what happens

01:00:49.980 if like

01:00:50.480 the Great Depression

01:00:52.460 happened again

01:00:53.020 where like

01:00:53.520 the fucking like

01:00:54.600 bank runs

01:00:55.540 stop

01:00:55.860 GameStop questions

01:00:57.640 bank runs

01:00:58.420 GameStop

01:00:59.200 Chase Bank

01:01:00.660 that's what that would be

01:01:02.520 they would

01:01:03.200 no

01:01:03.460 that's not what it would be

01:01:04.800 you would

01:01:05.340 your credit report

01:01:06.920 like they would

01:01:07.480 they would file suit

01:01:08.660 they would get a

01:01:09.660 basically a way to

01:01:11.560 seize your assets

01:01:12.720 and then they would

01:01:13.520 start to garner

01:01:14.120 your paychecks

01:01:14.820 no he's saying

01:01:15.740 unless you're self

01:01:16.720 employed

01:01:17.420 he's saying

01:01:18.260 if all this happened

01:01:19.240 like

01:01:19.500 if everybody did it

01:01:21.280 at one time

01:01:22.200 and like

01:01:22.700 immediately

01:01:23.280 the thing to me

01:01:24.980 it's only going to last

01:01:26.500 for a few

01:01:26.980 like the first few people

01:01:27.980 that go up to the ATM

01:01:28.720 there's not

01:01:29.160 there's not that much money

01:01:30.120 in the ATM

01:01:30.640 yeah

01:01:31.400 everybody globally

01:01:32.660 and whatever money they had

01:01:34.040 in the ATM

01:01:34.660 is what I'm saying

01:01:35.240 yeah

01:01:35.660 if you wipe all of the ATMs

01:01:38.000 for Chase in a day

01:01:38.980 they are not bankrupt

01:01:40.480 they have insurance for fraud

01:01:41.660 it's endless chasing

01:01:42.940 yeah

01:01:43.700 I guess they just print more right

01:01:45.560 yeah they print more

01:01:46.820 I mean they don't print

01:01:47.740 no no

01:01:48.060 Chase would just be like

01:01:49.480 they would just

01:01:50.360 I mean honestly

01:01:52.700 I don't know what would happen

01:01:53.800 if it was everybody

01:01:55.020 at one time

01:01:56.320 I mean they

01:01:57.020 like

01:01:57.360 it would just

01:01:57.980 like where you just

01:01:58.660 liquidate

01:01:59.280 yeah it would just

01:02:00.820 liquidate all

01:02:01.740 it would just liquidate

01:02:02.620 all like whatever

01:02:03.280 what probably like

01:02:04.320 10 grand

01:02:04.860 in each of these

01:02:05.980 bank

01:02:06.300 in each of these ATMs

01:02:07.620 see Clint

01:02:08.260 this is the problem

01:02:08.940 even if

01:02:09.620 it's not a lot of money

01:02:10.520 if everybody

01:02:11.140 no alright

01:02:12.040 but globally

01:02:13.400 or at least nationally

01:02:14.400 if everybody did that

01:02:15.340 yeah I mean alright

01:02:15.500 so there's a million ATMs

01:02:16.720 at 10,000 a pop

01:02:17.840 that's fucking

01:02:18.420 that's a lot of money

01:02:19.300 it's 10 billion dollars

01:02:20.240 or whatever

01:02:20.580 but like

01:02:21.040 that still ain't enough

01:02:21.980 to fucking

01:02:22.460 bankrupt these institutions

01:02:23.960 we're talking about

01:02:24.540 major institutions

01:02:26.020 you know what's crazy

01:02:27.620 it wouldn't even really

01:02:28.500 do anything to inflation

01:02:29.500 they printed so much

01:02:30.620 more than that

01:02:31.500 and inflation's

01:02:32.660 kind of crazy

01:02:32.880 that is so funny

01:02:33.740 to think about

01:02:34.360 that's the thing

01:02:34.720 that's the thing

01:02:35.200 none of this

01:02:35.680 none of this comes close

01:02:36.740 to what they do

01:02:37.720 like the fraud

01:02:38.640 the fraud they commit

01:02:39.840 is so enormous

01:02:41.080 compared to the fraud

01:02:41.920 all of us collectively

01:02:43.080 could potentially commit

01:02:44.160 I made the greatest

01:02:45.240 argument against them

01:02:46.400 right now

01:02:46.880 bro

01:02:47.440 that is so funny

01:02:48.500 to think of like

01:02:49.140 hey if all of us

01:02:50.620 if everybody

01:02:51.440 went out

01:02:52.120 and took all the money

01:02:53.460 out of ATMs

01:02:54.240 it would not even

01:02:55.060 equal the amount

01:02:55.980 of money that they

01:02:56.640 pumped to do

01:02:57.560 during COVID

01:02:58.820 not even close

01:02:59.860 not even close

01:03:00.920 not even like

01:03:01.720 a few days worth

01:03:02.720 no it wouldn't even

01:03:04.020 it wouldn't even

01:03:04.700 it might be

01:03:05.900 1%

01:03:07.100 of what they printed

01:03:08.220 it would be a footnote

01:03:09.480 it would be

01:03:10.100 it would be a rounding error

01:03:11.820 in the amount of money

01:03:12.960 that they pumped

01:03:13.500 this is what I'm saying

01:03:14.600 it doesn't do

01:03:15.560 fucking any

01:03:16.140 like you know

01:03:16.720 Chris Lee always

01:03:17.400 not a dent

01:03:18.720 they wouldn't create

01:03:19.780 a dent

01:03:20.120 they'd be dentless

01:03:21.740 they wouldn't even

01:03:22.700 feel it

01:03:23.060 wow

01:03:24.120 that's some Nephilim

01:03:25.180 shit

01:03:25.380 we're fucked dude

01:03:26.160 well we are

01:03:26.660 yeah I mean

01:03:27.280 that's true

01:03:27.620 we are fucked

01:03:28.180 economics for you guys

01:03:29.400 buy some tickets please

01:03:31.860 teaching economics

01:03:32.820 through racism

01:03:33.640 on Tower of the Hall

01:03:34.100 but I do think

01:03:35.380 I do think

01:03:36.080 that we should be

01:03:37.420 encouraging them

01:03:38.500 to do endless shrimping

01:03:39.760 we should be encouraging

01:03:40.620 them to do

01:03:41.560 like

01:03:41.940 you know

01:03:42.760 it is

01:03:43.260 this brings up

01:03:44.820 an interesting thought

01:03:45.500 that I've had before

01:03:46.180 as much as

01:03:47.420 you know

01:03:48.140 dumb stuff

01:03:48.820 as black people do

01:03:49.600 and as often

01:03:50.080 as they go to prison

01:03:50.980 where do they keep

01:03:52.840 coming from

01:03:53.460 like

01:03:54.200 there's so many

01:03:55.460 of them in jail

01:03:56.060 they fuck a lot

01:03:57.260 dude

01:03:57.580 they fuck a lot

01:03:59.700 the crazy thing

01:04:00.420 is they fuck so much

01:04:01.240 but they're still

01:04:01.800 13%

01:04:02.740 well and they abort

01:04:04.400 so much

01:04:04.960 so like

01:04:05.460 where are they

01:04:05.880 coming from

01:04:06.460 yeah but those

01:04:06.860 black fathers

01:04:07.880 you guys are

01:04:08.520 playing it out

01:04:09.160 dude I actually

01:04:09.780 the black father

01:04:10.460 leaves so immediately

01:04:11.720 dude he's just

01:04:12.360 he's just fucking

01:04:13.140 you know constantly

01:04:14.280 you know what I mean

01:04:14.780 dude

01:04:15.120 dude it was

01:04:17.000 it was actually

01:04:17.540 so it was funny

01:04:18.240 I saw a real

01:04:20.020 Instagram real today

01:04:21.180 and it was a

01:04:21.880 it was a black woman

01:04:22.940 and she was talking

01:04:24.140 about she gets

01:04:24.780 three grand a month

01:04:25.960 on food stamps

01:04:27.100 because of all her

01:04:28.080 children and everything

01:04:28.580 and she was

01:04:29.160 and she was flexing

01:04:30.440 all the snacks

01:04:31.820 she was buying

01:04:32.460 she was like

01:04:33.100 I got my snacks

01:04:34.400 and she had like

01:04:34.840 Reese's

01:04:35.360 how fat was she

01:04:36.060 and she was huge

01:04:37.160 like like Reese's

01:04:39.280 and Oreos

01:04:40.000 whenever and she was

01:04:40.600 like my son

01:04:41.160 got his snacks

01:04:41.940 and then someone

01:04:42.900 made a point

01:04:43.460 that made a lot

01:04:44.180 of sense to me

01:04:44.580 it was like

01:04:44.960 they like

01:04:46.660 they live in prison

01:04:47.880 mentality

01:04:48.460 where snacks

01:04:49.840 like having snacks

01:04:51.040 is like

01:04:51.680 is being wealthy

01:04:53.260 that's wealth

01:04:53.840 it was like

01:04:54.400 they're so much

01:04:55.680 into prison

01:04:56.820 they're going to

01:04:59.780 the commissary

01:05:00.640 man

01:05:00.860 like fuck yeah

01:05:01.600 look at all these

01:05:02.040 snacks

01:05:02.420 I just got

01:05:02.840 legitimately

01:05:03.640 the video was

01:05:04.620 this woman going

01:05:05.220 like I get

01:05:05.900 three grand a month

01:05:06.980 in food stamps

01:05:08.180 and I

01:05:09.000 because I got

01:05:09.820 eight children

01:05:10.580 pull that back up

01:05:11.520 because that's

01:05:11.980 that's the perfect

01:05:12.520 snack segue

01:05:13.140 you gotta fucking

01:05:14.380 these people

01:05:15.300 were asked

01:05:15.700 to bring snacks

01:05:16.420 yeah Kit Kats

01:05:18.720 look at this guy

01:05:20.160 I love these

01:05:21.040 these are great

01:05:21.600 dog food

01:05:22.340 is that dog food

01:05:24.540 oh my god

01:05:25.840 oh my god

01:05:27.840 cough drops

01:05:29.020 these guys

01:05:32.380 this bitch

01:05:33.920 she's eating it

01:05:35.080 two pieces

01:05:37.180 two pieces

01:05:38.040 of beef jerky

01:05:38.720 is this sunflower seeds

01:05:40.180 almond joys

01:05:40.840 ugh

01:05:41.300 almond joys are good

01:05:42.640 don't say uh

01:05:43.520 to almond joys

01:05:44.440 I hate almond joys

01:05:45.320 where's the word

01:05:45.440 there's original

01:05:46.040 no is it tic tacs

01:05:47.880 wait wait wait

01:05:48.140 those are like

01:05:52.140 I don't know

01:05:52.540 what those are

01:05:53.160 I brought

01:05:53.960 hot tamales

01:05:55.400 yeah

01:05:56.440 hot tamales

01:05:57.360 hell yeah

01:05:57.800 hot tamales

01:05:58.400 goaded

01:05:59.080 goaded

01:06:00.060 wait wait

01:06:00.820 look at this last

01:06:01.560 bitch

01:06:01.780 too bad that dude's

01:06:02.420 gonna die choking

01:06:03.280 on some

01:06:03.640 kool-aid pack

01:06:05.640 kool-aid pack

01:06:06.780 no no no

01:06:07.440 this way

01:06:08.020 oh my god

01:06:11.920 how

01:06:12.280 what the fuck

01:06:17.060 is this Joe Biden

01:06:20.040 he doesn't even know

01:06:20.840 where to go

01:06:21.340 that bitch is built

01:06:21.960 no they're going

01:06:22.580 right into the trash

01:06:23.400 right into the trash

01:06:24.500 wait that's a chick

01:06:25.700 oh shit

01:06:26.920 oh no they do

01:06:28.120 she's blind

01:06:29.940 why did they let

01:06:31.160 the blind bitch

01:06:31.740 do that

01:06:32.260 this is an SNL skit

01:06:34.240 this

01:06:34.840 no stop

01:06:35.860 stop

01:06:36.200 this is an

01:06:37.220 this is an SNL skit

01:06:38.980 the fact that they

01:06:39.920 just let the blind

01:06:41.240 bitch go over

01:06:42.220 and dump

01:06:42.840 marshmallows

01:06:43.500 one of them

01:06:44.920 tried to be like

01:06:45.620 and then she's

01:06:46.820 like whatever

01:06:47.560 the inmates

01:06:49.560 the inmates

01:06:51.300 run in the

01:06:51.760 assignment

01:06:51.960 and then she

01:06:52.600 goes and takes

01:06:53.160 her beef jerky

01:06:53.940 she takes

01:06:54.400 more of it

01:06:55.100 I cannot believe

01:06:57.260 this

01:06:57.940 does anybody

01:06:58.480 does anybody

01:06:59.400 stop stop

01:07:00.600 does anybody

01:07:01.080 feel like

01:07:01.480 Toad belongs

01:07:01.960 in this house

01:07:02.420 yes

01:07:03.340 the last bitch

01:07:05.120 was like a relative

01:07:06.020 what snack

01:07:06.840 would you bring

01:07:10.900 what snack

01:07:11.880 would I bring

01:07:12.420 Mentos

01:07:15.320 I'd bring

01:07:15.860 the Mentos

01:07:16.420 you would bring

01:07:16.840 Mentos

01:07:17.320 like if you

01:07:18.160 if you saw

01:07:18.840 Toad in that

01:07:19.380 if you saw

01:07:20.520 Toad in that

01:07:20.940 video

01:07:21.200 I wouldn't even

01:07:22.140 I wouldn't even

01:07:22.720 blink twice at it

01:07:23.560 I'd be like

01:07:23.880 that's exactly

01:07:24.500 what I expected

01:07:25.040 him to be doing

01:07:25.540 him being like

01:07:26.060 this

01:07:26.340 god damn it

01:07:27.000 that was a

01:07:27.900 banger

01:07:28.300 with his fucking

01:07:29.000 arm like this

01:07:30.120 like this

01:07:32.700 and he walks up

01:07:33.880 and he drops in

01:07:36.440 like some

01:07:36.780 he's like

01:07:37.120 I brought

01:07:37.600 Top Ramen

01:07:38.320 and they're like

01:07:38.800 Toad that wasn't

01:07:39.720 what we were doing

01:07:40.440 here

01:07:40.800 Toad let me

01:07:42.720 ask you something

01:07:43.240 Toad

01:07:43.600 Toad walk up

01:07:44.100 and be like

01:07:44.520 I didn't bring

01:07:45.100 anything except

01:07:45.900 for good sports

01:07:47.040 bets

01:07:47.300 I got

01:07:47.760 the Cardinals

01:07:48.920 plus eight and a

01:07:49.740 half

01:07:50.160 I'd bring

01:07:53.820 Mentos

01:07:54.840 Toad

01:07:55.920 would you

01:07:56.380 if you were

01:07:56.860 in that room

01:07:57.240 I heard it

01:07:57.860 I just didn't

01:07:58.340 think it was

01:07:58.580 that funny

01:07:58.840 I'm gonna

01:07:59.540 ignore it

01:07:59.960 if you were

01:08:00.480 in that room

01:08:00.940 Toad

01:08:01.280 would you be

01:08:02.040 able to tell

01:08:02.560 that there was

01:08:03.040 something wrong

01:08:03.900 with the people

01:08:04.680 there

01:08:04.960 or would you

01:08:05.760 just be like

01:08:06.240 that's what

01:08:06.920 Steve does

01:08:07.500 it would be

01:08:12.300 difficult for you

01:08:13.080 right

01:08:13.280 like you

01:08:13.860 would

01:08:14.020 in a social

01:08:15.080 setting

01:08:15.400 I feel like

01:08:15.740 you wouldn't

01:08:16.060 be able to

01:08:16.460 tell

01:08:16.660 those people

01:08:16.740 we just watched

01:08:16.800 weren't just

01:08:17.420 normal

01:08:17.780 there was

01:08:18.100 something wrong

01:08:18.520 with them

01:08:18.840 yeah

01:08:19.100 oh

01:08:20.020 look

01:08:20.980 honestly

01:08:21.540 it felt like

01:08:22.060 I was back

01:08:22.440 at the

01:08:22.620 libertarian

01:08:23.000 convention

01:08:23.540 it felt like

01:08:25.280 Georgia all

01:08:25.860 over again

01:08:26.400 can we

01:08:27.380 can we

01:08:27.820 get a

01:08:28.540 the next

01:08:28.980 time

01:08:29.160 we go

01:08:29.400 to a

01:08:29.600 libertarian

01:08:29.920 convention

01:08:30.280 if we do

01:08:31.140 next time

01:08:31.860 if we do

01:08:32.920 I'd go again

01:08:33.920 I'd go again

01:08:34.660 I would go again

01:08:36.100 can we do

01:08:37.100 this

01:08:37.500 can we do

01:08:38.620 this thing

01:08:39.200 like for them

01:08:40.220 like where

01:08:40.580 they like

01:08:41.000 this nigga

01:08:41.340 didn't even

01:08:41.720 go last time

01:08:42.380 sorry

01:08:42.600 go ahead

01:08:42.940 I went to

01:08:43.660 the Florida

01:08:44.020 one though

01:08:44.520 yeah dude

01:08:45.260 we need to

01:08:45.780 do a

01:08:46.140 I can't

01:08:47.640 leave my

01:08:48.100 state

01:08:48.520 I'd love to

01:08:50.720 grow

01:08:50.980 we gotta

01:08:51.780 grow this

01:08:52.220 show to a

01:08:52.700 point where

01:08:53.300 like I don't

01:08:53.940 even care if

01:08:54.460 they could

01:08:54.860 afford to pay

01:08:55.420 us but we'll

01:08:55.800 just be like

01:08:56.080 hey we're

01:08:56.520 gonna perform

01:08:57.000 at your

01:08:57.280 festival

01:08:57.700 at your

01:08:58.180 event

01:08:58.620 and they'll

01:08:58.880 be like

01:08:59.240 yeah yeah

01:08:59.700 yeah definitely

01:09:00.160 and just keep

01:09:01.020 going to the

01:09:01.540 libertarian

01:09:02.100 convention again

01:09:02.820 and just

01:09:03.140 making a

01:09:03.680 mockery of

01:09:04.200 it

01:09:04.440 with this

01:09:04.900 show

01:09:05.100 I'll tell you

01:09:09.600 where I will

01:09:10.000 be on October

01:09:10.860 25th and 26th

01:09:12.000 I'll be at

01:09:12.340 Brohemian Grove

01:09:12.920 in Summerfield

01:09:13.420 Florida

01:09:13.740 you know what

01:09:14.260 I'm missing

01:09:14.740 for this

01:09:15.180 okay Top

01:09:16.020 I love you

01:09:16.640 and I'm

01:09:17.120 missing a

01:09:18.240 like a

01:09:19.680 lifting event

01:09:20.660 like I was

01:09:21.300 supposed to do

01:09:21.720 like a

01:09:22.480 squat bench

01:09:23.020 and deadlift

01:09:23.500 event on that

01:09:24.580 weekend

01:09:25.040 and I'm

01:09:25.760 missing it

01:09:26.160 and I'm

01:09:26.500 really upset

01:09:27.160 but I'm

01:09:27.860 gonna come to

01:09:28.260 your like

01:09:28.840 podcast

01:09:29.160 oh wait

01:09:29.400 you were

01:09:29.680 actually

01:09:30.160 do an

01:09:30.740 event

01:09:31.080 yeah

01:09:32.000 oh I

01:09:32.880 thought you

01:09:33.060 were like

01:09:33.320 alluding to

01:09:33.960 our previous

01:09:34.660 we're gonna

01:09:36.220 be doing

01:09:36.720 so the first

01:09:37.680 day is gonna

01:09:38.160 be a lot

01:09:38.580 of podcasting

01:09:39.460 heavy podcasting

01:09:40.720 it'll be

01:09:41.200 conspiracy

01:09:42.160 political

01:09:42.720 and then a

01:09:43.720 round table

01:09:44.300 and in

01:09:45.240 between

01:09:45.540 it's gonna

01:09:46.060 be like

01:09:46.340 people walking

01:09:46.900 around and

01:09:47.380 stuff

01:09:47.620 afterward

01:09:48.020 we're gonna

01:09:48.400 hang out

01:09:48.940 there'll be

01:09:49.620 merch booths

01:09:50.920 and we're

01:09:51.420 working on

01:09:51.840 food trucks

01:09:52.340 and shit

01:09:52.620 like that

01:09:52.980 the second

01:09:53.720 night

01:09:54.040 is gonna

01:09:54.840 be

01:09:55.180 podcasting

01:09:56.260 we're gonna

01:09:56.920 have karaoke

01:09:57.760 we're gonna

01:09:58.820 have

01:09:59.280 live stand-up

01:10:01.060 comedy

01:10:01.440 it's gonna

01:10:02.360 be a lot

01:10:03.240 of fun

01:10:03.560 and in

01:10:03.820 between that

01:10:04.340 it's probably

01:10:04.760 just gonna

01:10:05.100 be like

01:10:05.460 a fucking

01:10:06.460 carnival

01:10:06.920 so I'm

01:10:07.340 really excited

01:10:08.240 about that

01:10:08.680 there's actually

01:10:09.300 people that have

01:10:09.860 already bought

01:10:10.340 a bunch of

01:10:10.820 tickets

01:10:11.140 we have

01:10:11.860 we have

01:10:12.980 two fans

01:10:13.520 that bought

01:10:14.020 tickets

01:10:14.300 that can't

01:10:14.740 go

01:10:15.040 and we're

01:10:15.700 gonna be

01:10:16.020 auctioning

01:10:16.500 them off

01:10:17.000 so their

01:10:17.600 VIP tickets

01:10:18.320 come with

01:10:19.620 the cloak

01:10:20.020 which is

01:10:20.800 kind of

01:10:21.020 cool

01:10:21.140 because it's

01:10:21.420 Bohemian Grove

01:10:22.060 it's funny

01:10:26.820 did I say

01:10:27.620 this last week

01:10:28.180 about

01:10:28.460 did I talk

01:10:29.300 about going

01:10:29.680 to the

01:10:30.020 Apple

01:10:30.340 no

01:10:31.700 no

01:10:33.780 no

01:10:33.980 no

01:10:34.120 I didn't

01:10:34.340 go to

01:10:34.640 no

01:10:34.820 no

01:10:35.000 no

01:10:35.200 but Elizabeth

01:10:35.860 legitimately

01:10:36.700 sent me a

01:10:37.280 thing

01:10:37.460 and she was

01:10:37.840 like

01:10:38.100 hey

01:10:38.840 they have

01:10:39.360 an

01:10:39.520 was it

01:10:40.520 just

01:10:40.760 it was

01:10:41.500 an

01:10:41.640 Apple

01:10:41.960 festival

01:10:42.400 it was

01:10:42.680 just

01:10:42.800 an

01:10:43.040 Apple

01:10:43.360 festival

01:10:43.620 it's gotta

01:10:43.800 be in the

01:10:44.180 fall

01:10:44.500 though

01:10:44.820 yeah

01:10:45.420 she was

01:10:45.780 like

01:10:46.040 she was

01:10:47.340 she was

01:10:47.720 like

01:10:47.940 hey

01:10:48.360 like

01:10:48.620 both nights

01:10:49.720 she was

01:10:51.040 like

01:10:51.200 she was

01:10:51.500 like

01:10:51.640 we should

01:10:52.100 do you

01:10:52.420 want to

01:10:52.640 go to

01:10:52.900 this

01:10:53.100 and I

01:10:53.320 was

01:10:53.420 like

01:10:53.580 I

01:10:53.760 think

01:10:54.320 she was

01:10:54.580 joking

01:10:54.880 half

01:10:55.160 but then

01:10:55.800 after that

01:10:56.340 I kept

01:10:56.740 getting

01:10:56.980 ads

01:10:57.500 for this

01:10:57.880 Apple

01:10:58.180 festival

01:10:58.600 and it

01:10:59.260 had

01:10:59.660 thousands

01:11:00.680 of likes

01:11:01.360 thousands

01:11:02.300 and I was

01:11:03.200 like oh

01:11:03.420 this is

01:11:03.640 pretty big

01:11:04.300 but I was

01:11:04.720 like I

01:11:05.060 can't do

01:11:05.660 it

01:11:05.820 there's

01:11:06.160 no

01:11:06.280 I can't

01:11:11.500 for the

01:11:11.800 content

01:11:12.220 I mean

01:11:12.940 I guess

01:11:13.340 so

01:11:13.600 the funny

01:11:15.040 thing is

01:11:15.440 I would

01:11:15.940 enjoy it

01:11:16.480 just because

01:11:17.100 I would

01:11:17.320 eat

01:11:17.480 like I

01:11:17.780 love

01:11:17.940 Apple

01:11:18.220 shit

01:11:18.520 like

01:11:19.120 yeah

01:11:19.860 man

01:11:20.260 hell yeah

01:11:20.800 nice guy

01:11:21.360 thank you

01:11:22.160 Toad

01:11:22.680 you should

01:11:23.260 self-emily

01:11:24.060 at

01:11:24.440 Bohemian

01:11:24.860 Grove

01:11:25.180 I'm just

01:11:28.920 saying

01:11:29.800 for

01:11:30.060 VIPs

01:11:31.680 that would

01:11:32.040 be

01:11:32.400 the last

01:11:33.280 time I

01:11:33.580 did it

01:11:33.820 it was

01:11:34.080 kind of

01:11:34.640 uncomfortable

01:11:35.180 because

01:11:35.820 at

01:11:36.140 Bohemian

01:11:38.680 Grove

01:11:38.940 they burn

01:11:39.380 an effigy

01:11:39.780 don't

01:11:39.960 they

01:11:40.140 yeah

01:11:40.700 so we

01:11:41.680 need to

01:11:41.960 burn

01:11:42.220 a

01:11:42.360 toad

01:11:43.020 I like

01:11:44.760 it

01:11:45.080 top

01:11:45.300 pencil it

01:11:46.920 in

01:11:47.020 for now

01:11:47.280 pencil it

01:11:47.720 in

01:11:47.920 giant

01:11:49.280 wooden

01:11:49.720 toad

01:11:50.380 not

01:11:50.980 wooden

01:11:51.820 toad

01:11:52.460 giant

01:11:52.880 just

01:11:53.160 toad

01:11:53.840 we will

01:11:54.960 burn

01:11:55.240 toad

01:11:55.720 kill

01:11:57.020 toad

01:11:57.580 we can

01:11:58.900 get a

01:11:59.420 cut out

01:12:00.140 poster of

01:12:00.740 him

01:12:00.880 and just

01:12:01.560 stand him

01:12:01.980 there

01:12:02.580 it's

01:12:04.400 burning

01:12:04.780 man

01:12:05.080 but it's

01:12:05.400 burning

01:12:05.660 toad

01:12:06.340 do we

01:12:07.640 have a

01:12:07.840 place

01:12:08.020 that we

01:12:08.220 could

01:12:08.340 actually

01:12:08.560 burn

01:12:08.880 can we

01:12:09.180 go to

01:12:09.620 a

01:12:09.760 beach

01:12:10.020 somewhere

01:12:10.400 and actually

01:12:10.840 burn

01:12:11.160 so in

01:12:12.620 the back

01:12:13.020 it's like

01:12:13.480 you were

01:12:14.100 there

01:12:14.240 Clint

01:12:14.420 right

01:12:14.660 yeah

01:12:15.200 it's like

01:12:16.020 a big

01:12:16.280 field in

01:12:16.760 the back

01:12:17.140 so that's

01:12:17.560 where the

01:12:17.900 so we

01:12:18.800 could burn

01:12:19.080 them

01:12:19.240 yeah

01:12:20.160 actually I think

01:12:22.680 tower gang

01:12:23.160 might be

01:12:23.520 outside

01:12:24.120 the second

01:12:24.700 day

01:12:24.960 because I

01:12:25.660 want to do

01:12:25.960 tower gang

01:12:26.360 the second

01:12:26.700 day

01:12:26.940 it's going to

01:12:27.720 have a

01:12:28.020 larger audience

01:12:28.720 as the

01:12:30.140 bear

01:12:30.440 gotten back

01:12:30.940 with us

01:12:31.400 the big

01:12:33.900 bear

01:12:34.080 it's a

01:12:34.860 maybe

01:12:35.160 it's a

01:12:35.720 maybe

01:12:36.420 but we're

01:12:36.740 moving forward

01:12:37.240 they

01:12:37.440 also

01:12:37.760 yeah

01:12:38.960 yeah

01:12:39.680 now we

01:12:40.780 have

01:12:41.240 we have

01:12:41.540 other people

01:12:41.940 coming

01:12:42.140 faceless is

01:12:42.640 coming

01:12:43.380 I know

01:12:43.740 I saw

01:12:44.120 that

01:12:44.440 I

01:12:44.720 yes

01:12:45.400 I am

01:12:45.800 so excited

01:12:46.480 I'm excited

01:12:48.060 I'm also

01:12:48.560 I'm really

01:12:49.140 like I don't

01:12:50.900 like it

01:12:51.800 also in one

01:12:52.500 way because

01:12:53.020 Elizabeth loves

01:12:53.780 faceless

01:12:54.220 to the point

01:12:54.740 that I think

01:12:55.260 I think

01:12:56.900 Elizabeth

01:12:57.460 would ask me

01:12:58.880 I gave you

01:12:58.980 all those

01:12:59.400 three ways

01:12:59.960 I think

01:13:00.960 that's what

01:13:01.520 I think

01:13:01.960 Elizabeth would

01:13:02.520 be like

01:13:02.880 this is my

01:13:03.720 like hey

01:13:04.280 I gave you

01:13:04.860 all those

01:13:05.200 bitches

01:13:05.500 let me get

01:13:06.560 railed by

01:13:07.140 this Mexican

01:13:08.340 in a mask

01:13:08.960 Cole

01:13:09.280 let me

01:13:10.120 cut you off

01:13:11.400 at the pass

01:13:11.880 if you let

01:13:12.600 her do that

01:13:13.180 no I'm not

01:13:14.620 letting her do

01:13:15.100 that no way

01:13:15.700 it's over

01:13:17.060 no it's over

01:13:17.820 it's over

01:13:18.680 she'll be like

01:13:20.020 she'll be I

01:13:20.580 mean

01:13:20.840 because I'm not

01:13:21.780 going to have

01:13:22.080 you come in

01:13:22.520 here the next

01:13:23.200 week and go

01:13:23.720 guys I

01:13:25.160 found out

01:13:25.620 I found

01:13:28.200 out that

01:13:28.840 this is

01:13:29.260 that Liz

01:13:29.980 cheated on

01:13:30.420 me how

01:13:31.120 many times

01:13:31.540 a bunch

01:13:32.220 a bunch

01:13:32.700 of times

01:13:32.940 seven times

01:13:34.480 now what

01:13:37.620 if I came

01:13:38.020 in though

01:13:38.280 and I said

01:13:38.740 listen guys

01:13:39.440 I have a

01:13:41.220 bigger dick

01:13:41.620 than faceless

01:13:42.640 and like

01:13:43.400 would that not

01:13:43.940 be content

01:13:44.320 right there

01:13:44.780 I mean

01:13:45.480 sure but

01:13:46.460 then the real

01:13:47.240 content would

01:13:47.820 be that your

01:13:48.240 wife fucked

01:13:49.080 a dude

01:13:49.440 he's a pretty

01:13:50.940 big guy

01:13:51.440 oh I like

01:13:53.280 this

01:13:53.640 Cole Banks

01:13:54.320 faceless

01:13:54.720 what if

01:13:55.820 instead

01:13:56.380 what if

01:13:57.040 instead

01:13:57.320 it's like

01:13:57.680 it's like

01:13:57.980 Elizabeth

01:13:58.260 gets like

01:13:58.860 I'm not

01:13:59.660 opposed to

01:14:00.100 that

01:14:00.520 we all

01:14:01.680 come back

01:14:02.040 to the hotel

01:14:02.440 room

01:14:02.720 and then like

01:14:03.700 it's just me

01:14:04.100 and faceless

01:14:04.400 getting on

01:14:04.880 and she's like

01:14:05.320 sitting over

01:14:05.880 in the corner

01:14:06.180 dude if you fuck him

01:14:06.720 when he's got

01:14:07.100 that mask on

01:14:07.720 that'd be pretty hot

01:14:08.360 I was gonna say

01:14:08.820 does he fuck

01:14:09.340 with the mask

01:14:09.880 still on

01:14:10.260 definitely

01:14:11.160 I think he's

01:14:11.680 gonna be

01:14:11.980 he'll probably

01:14:12.940 be wearing

01:14:13.340 the mask

01:14:13.720 the whole time

01:14:14.320 I don't

01:14:15.140 he's like

01:14:15.680 he's like

01:14:15.920 about that

01:14:16.400 kind of

01:14:16.800 like

01:14:17.040 yeah

01:14:17.560 he's about

01:14:18.500 that life

01:14:18.880 he's about

01:14:19.600 that life

01:14:20.160 we got

01:14:21.560 so faceless

01:14:22.660 is coming

01:14:23.100 Revenge of the Sis

01:14:25.040 is doing a show

01:14:25.800 Jay Dyer

01:14:26.900 is gonna come

01:14:27.880 and he's gonna do

01:14:28.880 cringe core

01:14:30.500 so that's like

01:14:31.240 I don't know

01:14:31.560 he said he wants

01:14:32.200 to rap

01:14:32.600 and that's like

01:14:33.040 we're gonna do

01:14:33.740 like a karaoke

01:14:34.360 with Toad

01:14:35.120 and he's gonna

01:14:36.280 do cringe core

01:14:37.140 and I don't

01:14:38.180 I don't know

01:14:38.520 what's gonna happen

01:14:39.060 we'll figure that

01:14:39.900 part out

01:14:40.260 we had Revenge of the Sis

01:14:41.620 on Best Political

01:14:43.080 Show tonight

01:14:43.540 it was really fun

01:14:44.200 yeah those things

01:14:45.460 are fucking hilarious

01:14:45.960 do you think

01:14:46.320 you could do

01:14:46.720 a rap battle

01:14:47.260 could I

01:14:48.980 yeah

01:14:49.280 I could win a rap battle

01:14:50.420 but I'm not gonna do it

01:14:51.180 you could

01:14:51.840 hold on

01:14:53.660 hold on

01:14:54.240 hold on

01:14:54.600 you just

01:14:55.560 put out there

01:14:56.280 I could win a rap battle

01:14:58.080 but I won't do it

01:14:59.700 it's just like

01:15:00.840 me going

01:15:01.400 they'd be like

01:15:02.300 I could beat Jose up

01:15:04.280 well is it

01:15:04.760 he's not gonna do it

01:15:05.580 if it's written

01:15:07.500 if it's written

01:15:08.420 I would win it

01:15:09.020 if it's freestyle

01:15:09.720 I'd probably lose

01:15:12.140 okay

01:15:13.080 so if it's written

01:15:14.500 so you think

01:15:15.180 you could write up

01:15:16.100 like you'd be like

01:15:16.940 from now

01:15:17.600 say right now

01:15:18.660 would be like

01:15:19.140 hey

01:15:19.420 you're rap battling

01:15:20.660 Jay Dyer

01:15:21.600 yeah

01:15:22.100 if you give me an hour

01:15:23.120 I could fucking destroy the guy

01:15:25.180 an hour

01:15:25.920 let's do it

01:15:26.960 just an hour to write some lines

01:15:28.300 sure

01:15:28.520 I don't know him well enough

01:15:29.560 to like actually

01:15:30.320 know how to cut him down

01:15:31.660 so I'd have to

01:15:32.160 who else

01:15:32.680 who else would rap battle

01:15:33.940 that we know

01:15:34.520 oh

01:15:35.320 Mark Random's gonna be there

01:15:36.540 he's doing

01:15:37.120 Mark Random

01:15:37.960 Mark Random will rap battle

01:15:39.960 yeah

01:15:40.300 is he really gonna be there

01:15:41.700 or are you fucking with me

01:15:42.560 I know he is

01:15:43.440 and I invited Adam Nutter too

01:15:44.780 Adam might do

01:15:46.260 wait why'd you invite Adam though

01:15:47.920 dude a random set

01:15:51.060 will be amazing

01:15:52.100 a random set

01:15:53.200 yeah

01:15:53.540 we were running out

01:15:54.160 we were running out of

01:15:54.880 we had some time to fill

01:15:56.880 we could aleneate it

01:15:58.600 to get to

01:15:59.140 yeah

01:15:59.780 oh yeah

01:16:00.680 you know what

01:16:01.060 fucking hold off

01:16:01.740 hold off the

01:16:02.440 the mailbag

01:16:03.760 oh is this a mailbag

01:16:04.660 no no

01:16:05.080 let me do it

01:16:05.820 let me do it real quick

01:16:06.360 Soul Explorer Coaching says

01:16:07.960 everyone except Toad

01:16:09.140 if you had 1,000 jerk off machines

01:16:10.800 and 10,000 jerk offs

01:16:11.900 how fast would they need to jizz

01:16:13.620 to jerk off all 10,000 jerk offs

01:16:15.480 in a day

01:16:15.960 it's not doable

01:16:16.760 what does that mean

01:16:17.420 okay if you had 1,000 jerk off machines

01:16:20.020 oh

01:16:20.700 10,000 jerk offs

01:16:22.140 I think

01:16:22.460 oh

01:16:23.860 that reminds too fucked up

01:16:25.740 and all I see is holocaust references

01:16:27.160 I think you would just need

01:16:28.260 I mean

01:16:29.280 I could be wrong

01:16:30.180 but I think you just need an extra

01:16:31.420 you just need 10 jerk offs

01:16:33.080 dog

01:16:34.500 this is like

01:16:35.120 10 jerk off sessions

01:16:36.300 20 minutes total

01:16:37.580 yeah

01:16:38.240 this is

01:16:38.700 this seems really easy

01:16:39.880 if you have 10 hours

01:16:41.240 10 hours is 1,000 jerk offs per hour

01:16:43.380 that's 10,000

01:16:44.540 well it's 24 hours

01:16:45.820 you know

01:16:46.340 and I don't need an hour

01:16:48.060 who needs an hour

01:16:49.280 with a jerk off machine

01:16:50.740 so just 24 hours

01:16:51.600 divided by 10,000

01:16:52.540 whatever that is

01:16:53.200 that's all

01:16:53.920 I'm not doing that man

01:16:54.760 it's like

01:16:54.980 yeah I guess

01:16:55.760 what gives a

01:16:56.720 what gives a better hand job

01:16:57.820 the jerk off machine

01:16:58.640 or your wife

01:16:59.360 it's a 2.4

01:17:00.320 jerk off machine

01:17:01.360 yeah exactly

01:17:02.480 probably

01:17:03.100 this is faceless

01:17:03.680 hey

01:17:05.900 how bad does it feel

01:17:07.240 that we're going

01:17:08.160 so listen

01:17:08.940 we've been podcasting

01:17:10.240 for what

01:17:10.560 three years now

01:17:11.520 or two and a half

01:17:12.420 two three years

01:17:13.260 whatever it is

01:17:13.980 three and a half

01:17:14.760 so a woman

01:17:16.140 that made one blowjob

01:17:17.980 jerk

01:17:18.400 2021

01:17:19.040 a one

01:17:20.120 you've played that music

01:17:21.240 it messed me up

01:17:21.740 one blowjob joke

01:17:23.080 she's going to have

01:17:24.880 more viewers

01:17:25.460 on her first podcast

01:17:27.360 than we have had

01:17:28.880 like collectively

01:17:30.620 over all of our podcasts

01:17:32.240 yeah

01:17:32.480 you're talking about

01:17:33.120 talk to her

01:17:33.880 but then

01:17:34.240 no that's not true

01:17:35.820 I've had millions

01:17:37.000 and millions

01:17:37.540 of listeners

01:17:37.920 it's going to tank

01:17:39.080 that's true

01:17:39.500 people are going

01:17:40.260 to watch that one episode

01:17:41.180 maybe just towering

01:17:42.820 itself

01:17:43.320 all additively

01:17:45.380 her first episode

01:17:46.720 will be more

01:17:47.520 she'll be lucky

01:17:49.120 to do 100,000 bro

01:17:50.340 it'll peter out

01:17:51.380 I think

01:17:51.740 people are going

01:17:52.200 to watch her

01:17:52.480 I'm saying the first

01:17:53.260 episode will get a lot

01:17:54.240 I think the first episode

01:17:54.960 will be a lot

01:17:55.320 after that

01:17:55.820 yeah

01:17:56.800 I would be surprised

01:17:58.060 if her first episode

01:17:58.820 even gets 100,000

01:18:00.180 it will

01:18:00.700 she's backed by

01:18:01.440 like a very smart

01:18:02.460 media machine

01:18:03.080 but it'll be like

01:18:04.320 10,000

01:18:04.880 and then the next one

01:18:05.520 will be 15

01:18:06.120 until it's like 4.5

01:18:07.960 and then she's just

01:18:08.520 not doing it anymore

01:18:09.300 that's what's going

01:18:10.200 to happen

01:18:10.520 it's amazing

01:18:11.860 that people will tune

01:18:12.580 in in general

01:18:13.360 to see this

01:18:14.000 because it's like

01:18:14.440 you know what

01:18:14.820 you're going to get

01:18:15.380 think about it

01:18:16.080 there is no

01:18:17.120 super successful

01:18:18.440 female podcasters

01:18:19.640 outside of Candace Owens

01:18:20.660 yeah they're not

01:18:21.460 interesting

01:18:21.840 Whitney Cummings

01:18:23.140 it's true

01:18:23.780 maybe

01:18:25.340 I bet she's like

01:18:26.860 top 30

01:18:28.000 Tim Dillon

01:18:28.760 I bet you Whitney's

01:18:36.560 top 50

01:18:37.440 in comedy podcasts

01:18:38.540 I doubt she's

01:18:39.460 top 25

01:18:40.380 Blair White

01:18:41.340 no

01:18:43.020 definitely not

01:18:43.640 does she have a podcast

01:18:44.380 or does she just

01:18:45.240 everybody has a podcast

01:18:46.880 Cole

01:18:47.100 Blair White has a dick

01:18:48.280 you're right

01:18:48.660 the only successful

01:18:50.220 female podcast

01:18:50.900 is those

01:18:51.820 two chicks

01:18:52.680 that were like

01:18:53.140 just talking about

01:18:53.920 getting railed

01:18:55.120 and they stopped

01:18:56.000 too didn't they

01:18:56.640 the guys we fuck

01:18:58.280 podcast

01:18:58.820 how long can you

01:19:00.560 really run that

01:19:01.200 shtick

01:19:01.960 have you met

01:19:03.580 somebody

01:19:03.940 IRL

01:19:04.620 have you met

01:19:06.460 somebody IRL

01:19:07.180 that also has a

01:19:08.140 podcast

01:19:08.600 yeah

01:19:10.160 IRL

01:19:10.760 yes

01:19:11.520 I met someone

01:19:12.580 in the wild

01:19:13.460 everybody has a

01:19:14.860 podcast

01:19:15.220 I've never met

01:19:16.040 anyone in the wild

01:19:16.780 before

01:19:17.160 that's what I'm saying

01:19:17.660 in the wild

01:19:18.180 or like somebody

01:19:18.780 that you know

01:19:19.340 personally

01:19:19.960 not outside of

01:19:21.220 like whatever

01:19:21.720 I'm sure you have

01:19:22.720 but maybe they didn't

01:19:23.220 mention it

01:19:23.660 because yeah

01:19:24.140 dude like I've

01:19:24.780 yeah

01:19:25.440 I've never met

01:19:26.320 anyone in the wild

01:19:26.960 period

01:19:27.340 I met someone

01:19:28.360 in the wild

01:19:29.060 in the park

01:19:29.880 with my kids

01:19:30.540 that listens to

01:19:31.320 Nephilim Death Squad

01:19:32.300 no way

01:19:33.060 and then they

01:19:33.200 they knew who I was

01:19:34.340 no

01:19:34.940 they were at my house

01:19:37.080 the other day

01:19:37.880 with their kids

01:19:38.660 they have like two kids

01:19:39.500 around the same age

01:19:40.220 and it just so happened

01:19:41.580 that they did watch

01:19:43.440 the show

01:19:43.920 and I was like

01:19:44.700 I forgot how

01:19:45.300 it even came up

01:19:46.340 and then it was

01:19:47.080 kind of weird

01:19:47.580 I was like oh shit

01:19:48.780 he's talking about Raven

01:19:50.020 yeah

01:19:50.320 you're like

01:19:50.940 oh man

01:19:52.020 my audience is

01:19:54.200 insane

01:19:55.000 no no

01:19:56.800 I'm talking about Raven

01:19:57.480 just random people

01:19:58.260 it's fucking weird

01:19:58.960 all right

01:19:59.500 leaning at it

01:20:00.580 oh yeah

01:20:01.000 it's fine

01:20:01.520 Jesus man

01:20:02.320 Alaini Hobbamok

01:20:03.400 production

01:20:04.040 let's check it out

01:20:06.020 when you get better

01:20:09.580 holy fuck

01:20:10.640 oh my god

01:20:11.860 oh my god

01:20:13.780 Jesus fucking

01:20:15.600 Josie if you want

01:20:16.580 a million dollar idea

01:20:17.500 right there you go

01:20:18.380 just like

01:20:19.380 put some beans

01:20:20.360 in a dildo

01:20:21.220 fuck the dildo

01:20:22.380 and then sell the beans

01:20:23.540 that's awesome

01:20:30.720 when the sun goes down

01:20:31.740 you become black

01:20:32.460 like the sky

01:20:33.020 I can't help it

01:20:34.220 wait Raven

01:20:38.560 Raven is a were nigger

01:20:40.180 basically yeah

01:20:42.220 are you aware

01:20:50.600 nigger

01:20:50.860 are you aware

01:21:03.440 nigger

01:21:03.620 are you aware

01:21:08.380 of these statistics

01:21:09.100 nigger

01:21:09.420 smell like a sound

01:21:12.100 I'm lost in a crowd

01:21:14.140 and I'm hungry

01:21:16.160 like a blow

01:21:17.100 oh fuck

01:21:18.420 I actually have

01:21:20.420 I have beef

01:21:20.960 I have a secret beef

01:21:22.200 with uh

01:21:22.820 with David

01:21:23.320 what's the secret beef

01:21:24.460 fucking tell me

01:21:25.820 I've sent you

01:21:27.480 multiple things

01:21:28.440 on Twitter

01:21:28.880 never got a response

01:21:30.340 ever

01:21:30.800 you know what I do

01:21:31.760 I fucking ignore it

01:21:33.540 dude

01:21:33.740 I look at it

01:21:34.340 and I go

01:21:34.660 that hole

01:21:35.400 any fucking way

01:21:36.800 and I keep moving

01:21:37.780 dude

01:21:38.140 that's what I do

01:21:38.840 I've sent him two things

01:21:40.020 and nothing

01:21:41.180 I like that

01:21:50.360 I like that

01:21:50.980 you're gonna fucking do it

01:21:51.700 occasionally

01:21:52.200 if Hitler had his way

01:21:53.420 I'd be dead

01:21:53.960 a gay Indian

01:21:58.400 would be

01:21:59.500 like

01:22:11.180 I need to be jerking off

01:22:14.120 on camera

01:22:14.620 honestly though

01:22:19.120 interventional buttholes

01:22:19.920 kind of goes hard

01:22:20.540 like

01:22:20.880 shit is sick

01:22:35.840 can we

01:22:40.340 can you go back

01:22:41.720 to the beginning

01:22:42.240 I just want to play

01:22:43.000 that part

01:22:43.660 I want to play

01:22:44.340 the first

01:22:44.780 oh my god

01:22:46.460 this is the best part

01:22:49.860 Josie if you want

01:22:51.220 a million dollar idea

01:22:52.140 right there you go

01:22:53.060 just like

01:22:54.040 put some beans

01:22:55.000 in a dildo

01:22:55.620 fuck the dildo

01:22:56.980 and then sell the beans

01:22:58.220 man that was a rollercoaster

01:23:03.520 dude

01:23:05.020 was that

01:23:05.580 was that the unedited footage

01:23:07.180 from the buffalo shooting

01:23:08.520 I think it was dude

01:23:09.940 where do you find this stuff

01:23:11.480 I don't even

01:23:12.260 I thought

01:23:12.740 I didn't even know

01:23:13.360 that video existed

01:23:14.280 I've never seen that before

01:23:16.060 we are so fucked

01:23:17.320 dude

01:23:17.480 we just showed more

01:23:19.340 murders on this episode

01:23:20.640 than we ever have before

01:23:21.560 why did you say it like that

01:23:23.060 fuck

01:23:23.860 murders

01:23:25.280 the funny thing is

01:23:28.040 Laney watched that entire

01:23:29.480 interview with Josie

01:23:30.580 just to get

01:23:31.780 that one thing

01:23:33.300 where the guy was like

01:23:34.300 was like

01:23:34.820 perfectly mimicking

01:23:36.200 how it would be

01:23:37.100 if he was trying to sell her

01:23:38.600 it's unbelievable

01:23:38.660 it's unbelievable

01:23:38.940 I'm fucking

01:23:39.960 the TLC that goes into

01:23:42.660 every Laney edit

01:23:43.420 is unbelievable

01:23:44.160 yeah

01:23:44.860 the trans love and care

01:23:46.320 it's

01:23:47.680 god

01:23:49.560 that was

01:23:49.960 I mean

01:23:50.480 I have never seen

01:23:52.320 like you said

01:23:53.100 I've never

01:23:53.600 like when he pulled up

01:23:54.400 was that actually

01:23:55.160 the New York shooter

01:23:55.760 the buffalo shooter

01:23:56.640 I'm pretty sure

01:23:57.440 that's buffalo

01:23:57.940 because it looked like

01:23:58.580 a fucking grocery store

01:23:59.520 it was some sort

01:24:00.360 of mass shooting

01:24:00.960 I knew he had

01:24:02.440 I knew he had

01:24:03.020 cam on him

01:24:03.840 I just have never

01:24:04.900 seen the footage

01:24:05.520 to have that

01:24:06.000 spliced in the middle

01:24:07.780 of an edit

01:24:08.280 that I'm part of

01:24:09.040 is so intense

01:24:10.040 it might have been

01:24:11.000 multiple different shootings

01:24:12.020 I'm not sure

01:24:12.660 and then just pulling

01:24:13.880 out the M16

01:24:14.560 and just

01:24:15.020 bop bop bop

01:24:15.680 just right into

01:24:16.440 we need to do a drop

01:24:17.400 they go like

01:24:17.880 yo that lady

01:24:19.120 that didn't even

01:24:19.700 see it coming

01:24:20.220 she's just like

01:24:20.800 walking into the store

01:24:21.840 and then he's like

01:24:23.000 dude that's what's crazy

01:24:24.600 is that could be

01:24:25.520 any one of us

01:24:26.560 at any time

01:24:27.460 nah not me bro

01:24:28.460 I'm built different

01:24:29.580 dip and dodge

01:24:31.540 I'm built different

01:24:33.020 they ain't ever gonna get me

01:24:34.220 not like that

01:24:34.700 no way

01:24:35.040 that's true

01:24:35.960 you always see

01:24:37.140 the first ones

01:24:37.760 to get

01:24:37.980 well I'm saying

01:24:39.480 the first ones

01:24:40.040 to get nailed

01:24:40.480 are always women

01:24:41.360 cause they're not

01:24:42.160 they're not looking

01:24:42.920 they're not aware

01:24:43.440 they're big

01:24:44.060 and they're slow

01:24:44.720 and dumb

01:24:45.060 yeah like

01:24:45.660 or like

01:24:46.080 or men

01:24:46.480 can't speak for shit

01:24:47.320 can't podcast

01:24:48.040 yeah but I'm built backwards

01:24:49.400 so they shoot me in the front

01:24:50.480 they're actually shooting me

01:24:51.420 in the back man

01:24:52.300 yeah that's how you die

01:24:54.000 oh that's a good question

01:24:55.340 out of all the five of us

01:24:56.720 who gets capped first

01:24:57.640 in the mass shooting

01:24:58.300 Toad

01:24:59.880 Toad's always on events

01:25:00.800 no no no no

01:25:01.520 Top

01:25:02.060 he's brown

01:25:03.320 these guys are white shooters

01:25:05.560 they're looking for

01:25:06.980 by the way

01:25:07.740 by the way

01:25:08.400 that dude in Buffalo

01:25:09.900 that I did see footage

01:25:11.440 where he points it at a guy

01:25:13.820 and he goes

01:25:14.500 and like the dude looks up at him

01:25:16.000 and it's just a white dude

01:25:16.800 and he goes

01:25:17.160 oh sorry man

01:25:17.920 and then he moves on

01:25:18.660 and he just starts

01:25:19.020 no

01:25:19.520 swear to god

01:25:20.720 he's just killing black people

01:25:22.320 anyone not white

01:25:24.340 he was like

01:25:25.360 I got you

01:25:25.960 alright

01:25:26.940 in that case

01:25:27.620 Top

01:25:27.860 but I think in most cases

01:25:29.240 they're just looking for easy targets

01:25:30.460 and that's Toad

01:25:31.260 to me

01:25:31.660 that's

01:25:32.080 if I was

01:25:32.780 if I was a black person

01:25:34.400 wait a second

01:25:35.120 Toad's built like a

01:25:37.400 like a skeet shooting

01:25:38.220 target

01:25:38.960 would this guy have shot a Jew

01:25:40.500 I'm a clay pigeon

01:25:41.700 he may as well

01:25:43.840 just have easy target

01:25:44.840 on his forehead

01:25:45.620 I'm a clay pigeon

01:25:47.640 I love it

01:25:48.220 what I'll say is

01:25:49.240 clay pigeon

01:25:52.760 can you imagine

01:25:53.780 him just launching

01:25:54.400 through the air

01:25:55.020 oh fuck

01:25:56.980 I'm just a fat spherical object

01:26:01.700 man

01:26:01.980 launching through the air

01:26:02.940 nigga felt like a UFO

01:26:06.880 a clay toad

01:26:07.980 would this guy

01:26:08.680 do you think this guy

01:26:09.320 would have shot a Jew

01:26:10.180 like would he consider

01:26:11.560 the Jew white

01:26:12.260 I don't know

01:26:13.900 it'd be funny

01:26:14.940 if he looks up

01:26:15.680 yeah he looks up

01:26:16.780 and he's just like

01:26:17.400 you look too Jewish

01:26:18.480 turn your head to the side

01:26:19.740 real quick

01:26:20.140 turn your head to the side

01:26:20.940 I like to think of like

01:26:22.320 that family guy thing

01:26:23.620 of where the

01:26:24.160 like the

01:26:25.360 the border agent

01:26:26.340 has like that

01:26:27.320 shades thing

01:26:28.160 it was like

01:26:28.560 it was like

01:26:28.980 like white

01:26:30.140 those like those white shades

01:26:31.380 and it's like not terrorists

01:26:32.280 and like dark shades

01:26:33.080 like terrorists

01:26:33.560 just think of like

01:26:34.680 a mass shooter

01:26:35.500 coming into a place

01:26:36.320 and he just has this thing

01:26:37.260 he like puts it

01:26:37.840 everybody

01:26:38.300 he's holding it

01:26:39.520 it's on the iron sights

01:26:43.160 it's like right next to him

01:26:44.120 oh my god

01:26:45.320 he has it on the scope

01:26:47.040 basically

01:26:47.540 dude

01:26:47.940 I was thinking he would have

01:26:49.120 like a VR helmet

01:26:50.040 you could just have it

01:26:50.660 oh yeah

01:26:51.280 right like off your peripheral

01:26:52.780 you want to make news

01:26:54.060 can we make racist

01:26:55.420 no I don't want to make news

01:26:56.780 in that way

01:26:57.280 if you want to make news

01:26:58.180 you ever see those ARs

01:26:59.440 with the with the sights

01:27:00.640 where it's like the

01:27:01.400 the meme guys are like

01:27:02.460 and they're pointing

01:27:03.880 but they're pointing

01:27:04.500 into the sights

01:27:05.020 dude if you had one

01:27:06.260 with the Peter

01:27:06.840 the Peter Griffin race chart

01:27:08.340 at the very end

01:27:09.560 of the sight

01:27:10.040 dude you'd be like

01:27:11.180 they'd be like

01:27:11.640 white supremacists

01:27:12.420 you're going to prison

01:27:13.220 forever

01:27:13.800 that's so funny though

01:27:15.440 dude

01:27:15.580 for what

01:27:15.960 you did nothing wrong

01:27:16.860 technically

01:27:17.160 I mean it's funny

01:27:18.340 but still

01:27:19.260 what if you're like

01:27:19.420 nah I was aiming at

01:27:20.080 white people

01:27:20.500 I'm just a terrible shot

01:27:21.560 well your

01:27:23.360 your sight decal

01:27:24.920 says differently sir

01:27:25.960 hey listen

01:27:27.120 the black people

01:27:27.980 also only shoot

01:27:28.980 black people

01:27:29.500 so I mean

01:27:30.540 really

01:27:31.040 it's gotta be

01:27:32.120 I was doing their culture

01:27:33.100 it says okay

01:27:34.380 with the white

01:27:35.160 and then at the top

01:27:36.440 it says not okay

01:27:37.420 like towards black

01:27:38.260 that's the one

01:27:38.800 that you've got to have

01:27:39.460 at the end of your gun

01:27:40.380 that's funny

01:27:41.420 I'm kind of wondering

01:27:41.980 if like melanin

01:27:42.860 is magnetic

01:27:43.440 or something

01:27:44.080 because like

01:27:44.540 they always have a gun

01:27:45.580 that they're always

01:27:46.780 you know

01:27:47.440 they're always taking bullets

01:27:48.960 I don't know

01:27:49.500 is lead magnetic

01:27:50.660 I can't remember

01:27:51.420 I don't know

01:27:52.560 I think so

01:27:52.920 yeah

01:27:53.720 it's metal

01:27:54.640 it's like very magnetic

01:27:55.940 right

01:27:56.320 is it

01:27:56.820 I could remember

01:27:58.160 honestly their blood

01:27:59.600 could be like

01:28:00.160 the sickle shape of it

01:28:01.440 might be creating

01:28:02.940 a lot of magnetism

01:28:03.940 it's a little sickle

01:28:04.120 yeah

01:28:04.400 that's the one

01:28:05.880 thing

01:28:06.100 it's just metal

01:28:08.020 in the blood

01:28:08.700 yeah exactly

01:28:09.880 but that connected

01:28:11.120 to your gun

01:28:11.780 oh my god

01:28:12.640 put that on a

01:28:14.060 all you'd have to do

01:28:15.760 is just take that scene

01:28:16.720 we just saw

01:28:17.480 and then just like

01:28:18.300 crop the

01:28:19.060 just the card

01:28:19.760 into the photo

01:28:20.680 that's all you're doing

01:28:21.380 the next lane

01:28:21.960 lane lane

01:28:22.180 lane lane

01:28:22.780 I'm imploring you

01:28:23.700 not to do that

01:28:24.640 reverse psychology

01:28:27.660 I'm begging you

01:28:28.600 not to do that

01:28:29.180 look at this

01:28:29.920 lead isn't magnetic

01:28:31.380 I knew it

01:28:32.160 I could

01:28:32.500 for some reason

01:28:33.520 in my head

01:28:33.940 it's a metal dog

01:28:35.020 this guy's name

01:28:35.680 is Dr. 420

01:28:37.020 he's not a real doctor

01:28:38.060 it's a metal

01:28:40.540 I'm gonna need

01:28:40.920 a second opinion

01:28:41.640 on that one

01:28:42.200 he's a doctor

01:28:45.180 on how to

01:28:45.540 have a great

01:28:46.160 fucking time

01:28:46.920 how about that

01:28:48.060 dude if blacks

01:28:49.640 are like made of

01:28:50.460 metal or they're

01:28:51.320 magnetic or whatever

01:28:52.040 if they have to

01:28:52.460 go into fucking MRI

01:28:53.520 alright

01:28:54.000 lead is not magnetic

01:28:55.060 it's a diamagnetic

01:28:56.580 material meaning

01:28:57.220 it has paired

01:28:57.780 electrons that provide

01:28:58.660 no magnetic moment

01:28:59.620 this prevents

01:29:00.580 magnetic alignment

01:29:01.300 and prevents

01:29:01.720 the magnetic field

01:29:02.780 from forming

01:29:03.340 leads

01:29:03.900 leads low

01:29:04.940 permeability

01:29:05.560 also has little

01:29:06.660 effect on magnetic

01:29:07.380 fields

01:29:07.680 alright look

01:29:08.280 whatever

01:29:08.620 Dr. 420

01:29:09.540 maybe you knew

01:29:10.040 that

01:29:10.240 maybe you are

01:29:11.040 a doctor

01:29:11.360 maybe

01:29:11.880 we have a lot

01:29:12.640 magnetic moments

01:29:13.580 on this show

01:29:14.120 alright

01:29:15.360 I like it

01:29:17.320 I like it

01:29:17.800 can we

01:29:18.320 before we go

01:29:20.060 I want to pull up

01:29:20.580 this video

01:29:21.100 of this

01:29:21.680 Jewish

01:29:22.280 the one that

01:29:23.000 Cole sent

01:29:23.800 in the group

01:29:24.240 chat

01:29:24.560 which one

01:29:26.400 is this

01:29:26.780 oh yeah

01:29:28.000 I do know

01:29:28.560 I know what you mean

01:29:29.240 this is wild

01:29:30.740 the reason editor

01:29:32.860 no

01:29:33.700 no

01:29:34.180 no

01:29:34.860 no

01:29:35.980 no

01:29:36.340 think significantly

01:29:37.860 more fuck

01:29:38.360 that one's pretty

01:29:39.060 wild too

01:29:39.620 like let's be real

01:29:40.400 I love it when I just

01:29:41.920 see someone that says

01:29:42.740 something I don't like

01:29:43.440 and then I look at

01:29:44.060 their profile pic

01:29:44.880 and I'm like

01:29:45.320 yep

01:29:46.020 checks out

01:29:46.700 she blocked

01:29:47.800 it happens way too often

01:29:49.840 it happens so much

01:29:51.800 I replied to her

01:29:52.540 with a picture

01:29:53.120 zoomed in on her nose

01:29:54.300 and she blocked me

01:29:55.220 dude

01:29:55.860 she blocked me too

01:29:56.980 dude

01:29:58.760 fizzy army check

01:29:59.660 is real

01:30:00.040 like for real

01:30:00.620 I was just about

01:30:01.480 to say this

01:30:02.020 like look at

01:30:02.500 Winston Churchill

01:30:03.020 that's what

01:30:03.340 everybody's been going on

01:30:03.980 look at that fat fuck

01:30:04.860 bro

01:30:05.400 okay listen

01:30:06.100 so this is just

01:30:06.860 anecdotal

01:30:07.400 so I was just

01:30:08.200 so MLB the show 24

01:30:09.940 which is a baseball

01:30:11.120 game

01:30:12.120 just was free

01:30:13.340 on PlayStation

01:30:13.940 this month

01:30:14.940 and so I downloaded

01:30:16.120 and I was creating

01:30:16.800 my character

01:30:17.320 so they have

01:30:18.560 like you can choose

01:30:19.580 from all these faces

01:30:20.540 and like heads

01:30:21.440 and I could go through

01:30:22.900 and I'd be like

01:30:23.480 everybody would know

01:30:24.820 everybody

01:30:25.840 you just ask anybody

01:30:26.640 you just go through

01:30:27.220 all these heads

01:30:27.780 and they have all

01:30:28.380 different types of

01:30:29.060 just created heads

01:30:30.340 and you'd be like

01:30:31.000 black head

01:30:31.740 black head

01:30:32.280 black head

01:30:32.720 black head

01:30:33.220 they're like white head

01:30:34.080 okay that one worked

01:30:34.860 for me

01:30:35.140 I was like

01:30:35.760 everybody would be able

01:30:36.500 to see this

01:30:36.860 and I go

01:30:37.200 physiognomy

01:30:38.060 is real

01:30:39.060 it's 100% real

01:30:40.900 I was like

01:30:41.260 you know

01:30:41.820 they're flat in the back

01:30:43.100 we know that

01:30:43.620 I was like

01:30:44.000 you could put

01:30:44.440 because you can put

01:30:45.200 any shade on

01:30:46.100 you can put

01:30:46.540 any like

01:30:47.120 color of face

01:30:48.040 on there

01:30:48.420 and it didn't matter

01:30:49.760 because I would be like

01:30:50.540 that's a black head

01:30:51.860 I'd be mad at the world

01:30:53.500 too if I looked like this

01:30:54.980 Jesus Christ

01:30:56.840 the first thing I said

01:30:58.580 I said in Spanish

01:30:59.420 the Spanish

01:31:00.140 nailed the word

01:31:01.080 they nailed the word

01:31:02.800 feia

01:31:03.300 like it perfectly

01:31:04.400 encapsulates

01:31:05.140 what I feel

01:31:05.860 when I see this

01:31:06.540 when I look at her

01:31:07.180 and you say feia

01:31:08.600 it's like

01:31:09.300 that's the perfect

01:31:10.080 she probably is toit

01:31:11.640 she probably is pretty toit

01:31:12.980 I'm not gonna lie

01:31:13.340 that thing probably stank

01:31:14.260 probably

01:31:14.640 no

01:31:15.520 it's probably hairy

01:31:16.880 it's the video

01:31:17.760 it's the video of the girl

01:31:18.920 with the cell phones

01:31:19.760 behind her

01:31:20.300 it's in our group chat

01:31:21.500 I posted it

01:31:22.420 under Dave's tweet

01:31:23.600 does it look like

01:31:24.380 a female me

01:31:25.100 kinda

01:31:25.420 she'd be at least

01:31:26.940 yeah it kinda does

01:31:27.880 actually

01:31:28.300 with a bigger nose

01:31:29.360 they asked if you would

01:31:30.700 for America

01:31:31.440 would you do it

01:31:32.140 for America

01:31:32.700 I don't know

01:31:34.100 Cole how many gummy bears

01:31:35.100 would she require

01:31:35.900 for America

01:31:36.560 of course

01:31:37.100 for America

01:31:38.480 is what they keep saying

01:31:39.500 like they've been telling us

01:31:40.620 that for a hundred years

01:31:41.780 like would you save Israel

01:31:43.260 for America

01:31:44.060 oh that's a great point

01:31:45.040 that's why they gave him

01:31:46.220 I just fell for the trap

01:31:47.700 damn it

01:31:50.220 the neocon propaganda

01:31:52.000 worked on me again

01:31:52.860 have you seen

01:31:53.980 have you seen

01:31:54.540 there's a video of a guy

01:31:55.720 and he was like

01:31:56.380 if the

01:31:57.000 like if the plot

01:31:58.360 of the Avengers

01:31:58.860 actually was real

01:31:59.920 and it was like

01:32:00.760 hey

01:32:01.300 there's a thousand

01:32:02.300 there's like a million

01:32:03.200 hold on

01:32:04.920 there's like a million

01:32:05.980 like aliens

01:32:07.520 attacking New York City

01:32:08.580 what are we gonna do

01:32:09.520 and the president goes

01:32:10.580 like give up

01:32:11.360 30 billion dollars

01:32:12.600 to Israel

01:32:13.280 yeah yeah yeah

01:32:14.320 that's so funny

01:32:15.540 oh god

01:32:16.960 this is

01:32:17.380 this is a problem

01:32:19.480 this is problematic

01:32:20.580 look at all of those cases

01:32:32.400 yeah

01:32:33.000 I would farm

01:32:33.860 so many

01:32:34.440 look at all those cases

01:32:35.740 I bet you

01:32:40.400 those cases

01:32:41.320 can do a lot

01:32:42.580 what's the name of this

01:32:54.200 wait what's the name

01:32:54.820 of the company

01:32:56.020 Megaphone

01:32:57.240 Megaphone shop

01:32:58.180 I don't know

01:32:59.140 but that bitch

01:33:00.200 was built in the lab

01:33:01.020 to shut off

01:33:01.520 my rational

01:33:02.120 part of my brain

01:33:03.040 that bitch

01:33:03.700 got some rhinoplasty

01:33:04.660 for sure

01:33:05.180 the US government

01:33:06.780 I think is just

01:33:07.280 pumping those bitches out

01:33:08.360 like you will

01:33:09.200 surrender to Israel

01:33:10.300 right now

01:33:10.900 I literally

01:33:11.460 what I posted was

01:33:12.460 I said

01:33:12.920 Martyrmaid actually

01:33:14.260 is a anti-Semite

01:33:15.800 and should be banned

01:33:16.480 from X

01:33:17.040 after watching this video

01:33:19.100 is that not

01:33:23.640 did you tweet that

01:33:24.600 or no

01:33:24.920 no I did

01:33:25.720 I posted under Dave's tweet

01:33:27.780 I posted under Dave's

01:33:28.740 I should have just tweeted out

01:33:29.560 just myself

01:33:30.060 but yeah

01:33:30.400 that's a good quote tweet

01:33:31.500 right there

01:33:32.020 this is the company

01:33:33.000 so this is all that they do

01:33:35.380 they do sell phones

01:33:37.220 and that's all

01:33:38.680 and then they have this bitch

01:33:40.140 whatever they're paying

01:33:41.540 this chick

01:33:42.040 is not enough

01:33:42.920 it's not enough

01:33:43.700 it's not enough actually

01:33:45.040 it's legitimately not enough

01:33:46.540 because

01:33:46.880 they only have 9,000 followers

01:33:48.360 yeah well

01:33:49.460 it's going to be a lot more

01:33:50.700 soon

01:33:51.360 well check that one

01:33:52.820 because they

01:33:53.520 like

01:33:53.940 because it probably had

01:33:55.580 100,000 views on it

01:33:57.340 evermore

01:33:57.680 yo click that one right there

01:33:58.680 bottom right one

01:33:59.420 I want to see the bottom right one

01:34:00.700 it won't play

01:34:01.620 I got to fucking

01:34:02.360 log in

01:34:03.140 oh alright

01:34:03.300 nevermind

01:34:03.620 nevermind

01:34:03.900 well then log in

01:34:05.060 log in with merch for pods

01:34:06.440 well then log in with merch for pods

01:34:08.060 my dick heart is a rock

01:34:11.000 sorry Louis

01:34:12.000 I like it

01:34:14.020 dude I would definitely

01:34:16.040 make soap out of this

01:34:17.220 oh that sucks

01:34:19.680 okay

01:34:20.160 nevermind

01:34:21.500 he's trying to log into his shit

01:34:22.780 on a stream

01:34:24.120 my bad

01:34:24.660 alright

01:34:25.220 join us in the penthouse

01:34:26.340 thank you guys for tuning in

01:34:27.360 we love you guys

01:34:27.960 bye bye

01:34:28.340 did we do Nadeau

01:34:29.360 see you bitches

01:34:30.360 oh yeah Nadeau

01:34:31.200 join the Nadeau

01:34:32.720 if you want soap

01:34:35.160 that's made from

01:34:35.860 that Jewish bitch's skin

01:34:37.520 I need to

01:34:39.340 so I

01:34:40.100 I finished out

01:34:41.060 their soap

01:34:42.080 it

01:34:42.960 my only complaint

01:34:44.760 didn't last long enough

01:34:46.100 I used it way too much

01:34:47.520 wow you finished it off already

01:34:49.260 you jerked off with it

01:34:50.080 yeah

01:34:50.160 no I

01:34:51.100 no I used it for

01:34:52.080 like actually body wash

01:34:53.220 did you eat it

01:34:54.020 32

01:34:54.420 but if you remember

01:34:55.500 I'm a

01:34:56.600 I use a

01:34:58.560 washcloth

01:34:59.480 I'm like

01:35:00.560 you don't need a washcloth

01:35:02.220 yeah you're a weirdo

01:35:03.140 see

01:35:03.360 everybody says I'm weird

01:35:04.800 so I think with washcloths

01:35:06.080 you use more

01:35:07.140 I want to say

01:35:07.900 I was saying so

01:35:08.580 you're making it all sudsy

01:35:09.440 right

01:35:09.680 yeah I'm rubbing on there

01:35:11.580 and then I rub it on my body

01:35:12.920 so I always have extra

01:35:15.040 do you roll around in the dirt

01:35:16.300 why you need to scrub your body

01:35:18.160 like that

01:35:18.540 I don't know

01:35:20.140 I scrub my ass

01:35:21.060 I make sure I'm clean

01:35:22.640 hey if you want to scrub your ass

01:35:23.620 go after it

01:35:24.720 the rest of your body

01:35:25.320 though what the fuck are you doing

01:35:26.100 I make sure all my

01:35:27.900 because I go

01:35:28.460 I go to the gym

01:35:29.180 I work out

01:35:29.820 I get sweaty

01:35:30.660 I scrub it down

01:35:31.900 you know

01:35:32.580 like I make sure I'm good

01:35:34.020 it's all unnecessary

01:35:34.980 I make sure I'm good

01:35:36.740 for my wife to reject me

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01:35:49.380 and thank you

01:35:49.960 you fucking retards

01:35:51.180 for tuning in again

01:35:52.100 watching this show with us

01:35:54.020 we'll see you

01:35:55.620 in the penthouse

01:35:56.520 this is a good show

01:35:57.180 we'll see you on the flip side

01:35:57.800 inwards

01:35:58.440 see you all

01:35:59.260 it's the tower power hour slut

01:36:01.080 it's the tower power hour bitch

01:36:02.740 no way jose

01:36:03.680 liberty lockdown

01:36:05.140 it's the tower power hour

01:36:06.520 flint bitch

01:36:07.300 reed

01:36:08.480 coal

01:36:11.080 top lobster

01:36:13.080 and toad

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01:36:19.740 is truth say

01:36:20.560 same with lobster

01:36:21.880 coal and jose

01:36:22.880 toad is sick

01:36:24.280 no way jose

01:36:25.240 as the tower power hour slump

01:36:27.140 they made day smith all

01:36:28.200 his

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01:36:52.700 it's so fucking hard to line up the syllables all this time

01:36:53.840 Thanks, folks.

Tower Gang - September 05, 2024

Ep 193 - Fingered on the Dance Floor

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