Tower Gang - September 05, 2024


Ep 193 - Fingered on the Dance Floor

Topics
Tower game Wednesday Nephilim Death Squad shit fingered by MMA fighter pussy
Hosted by
Clint Russell Toad Tyler (Janke) Jose Galison Cole TopLobsta Layne
Mentioned
Antichrist Dave Rubin Putin Josie Laney Dude Peter Schiff Peter Schiff Elon Musk Elizabeth Tucker Carlson Robert Kraft Benny Johnson Daryl Cooper Adam Nutter David Hogg Mark Davis Brody Luke Lauren Chen Raven Raven and 51 more
Ep 191 - Mac n' Chussy Ep 194 - P＊jeets Don't Play - 9⧸11 Special

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 36 minutes

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193.46

Word count

18,752

Sentence count

1,268

Harmful content

Misogyny

175

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Toxicity

1,161

sentences flagged

Hate speech

263

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Summary

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On this week's episode of The Jerks, the Jerks are joined by special guest and long-time friend of the show, to discuss a variety of topics. They discuss a wide range of topics, including: What is the best place to live in the world? How much money should we be getting from the Chinese government, and what would we do if we were to get our hands on some of their money?

Transcript

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play. 1.00
00:00:15.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:00:16.720 If I snap my fingers, you'll forget that you were ever gay. 1.00
00:00:22.980 I was never gay.
00:00:24.200 Exactly.
00:00:24.840 Wait, no, stop.
00:00:25.520 No, stop.
00:00:26.820 You can't.
00:00:27.320 I was never gay.
00:00:28.240 Okay.
00:00:28.540 No, I was never gay.
00:00:30.700 Sure.
00:00:31.220 You can't just state something, snap your fingers, and then be like, I was never gay.
00:00:37.340 If you say so. 1.00
00:00:39.260 This is retarded. 1.00
00:00:40.020 This is retarded. 1.00
00:00:40.920 This is retarded. 1.00
00:00:42.280 Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00
00:00:44.140 Retarded. 1.00
00:00:44.640 What's up, retards? 1.00
00:00:48.820 I want to listen to music from the hood. 0.94
00:00:50.720 I don't ever want to step foot in it.
00:00:52.480 Yes.
00:00:52.760 Right.
00:00:55.040 I've been reprying for another one. 0.97
00:00:56.880 And in the background line, I was like, it would be me that it's retarded, baby. 0.93
00:01:00.520 But it would be so cool.
00:01:01.640 And I'm like.
00:01:02.660 You and your down.
00:01:07.160 What are you doing?
00:01:08.100 Good point. 1.00
00:01:08.680 You didn't fuck his mom. 1.00
00:01:10.180 He just had his dick in her. 1.00
00:01:15.100 Why are we talking about on this show? 1.00
00:01:17.060 Oh, that's too far.
00:01:22.600 I'm asking you a question.
00:01:26.180 Start.
00:01:27.660 Whoa, with the feet. 1.00
00:01:28.980 Skip the pussy. 1.00
00:01:30.080 Skip it. 1.00
00:01:30.760 It's not what this show is about. 1.00
00:01:32.340 This shit is retarded. 1.00
00:01:33.120 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:01:40.400 9-11, Wednesday. 1.00
00:01:41.480 It's live, bitch. 1.00
00:01:42.380 It's Tower Gang time. 0.99
00:01:43.820 We just cashed our checks made out of rubles, and we are ready to rock.
00:01:48.220 You ready to rock?
00:01:49.380 Hell yeah.
00:01:49.860 Yeah, man.
00:01:50.900 This song's good.
00:01:51.960 We're getting demonetized right off the bat.
00:01:53.540 I like it.
00:01:54.240 I think we might.
00:01:55.240 Demonetize what money.
00:01:56.140 I remember an old episode.
00:01:57.900 I feel like an old episode.
00:01:58.860 We talked about if we were to get funded, like, I would have no problem getting funded
00:02:03.380 by the CCP, the Russian Federation. 1.00
00:02:07.620 Do not give a shit. 1.00
00:02:08.840 Give us money. 1.00
00:02:09.580 I'll bend the knee.
00:02:10.720 Well, as long as they don't tell me what to say, I don't care.
00:02:13.120 No, no.
00:02:13.440 I think we agreed on China, right?
00:02:14.880 That was what we agreed on? 1.00
00:02:16.120 You do say shit. 1.00
00:02:16.840 Well, you say shit, but you just say good shit about China. 1.00
00:02:19.380 It's not like you can't say. 1.00
00:02:20.800 You just be like, oh, man, I wish I could live in China. 1.00
00:02:23.540 Or, like, hey, like, man, China's such a great place to live.
00:02:26.560 And that's just, like, once every episode, we just drop, like, hey, man, Russia, phew,
00:02:31.340 such a great place.
00:02:32.480 And Putin's so nice.
00:02:33.400 Or you just say whatever you want by the end and be like, but they're cool.
00:02:36.680 You know, like, we should demand to be paid in the Chinese yuan.
00:02:40.420 You pull Dave's Israel. 0.99
00:02:43.000 We're like, he'll, like, go shit on them like crazy and be like, you know what? 0.99
00:02:45.980 I think it's a really great nation. 0.99
00:02:47.860 You know, like, it's amazing how they pulled this off.
00:02:50.200 Like, that's the move.
00:02:51.180 Just say whatever you want, but then say that at the end.
00:02:53.200 Would we take money from Israel? 0.78
00:02:58.560 If I could pull a Dave.
00:03:01.080 Based off of Topps rhetoric over the past year, I'm pretty sure we're funded by Iran. 0.94
00:03:06.460 Or 4D Chess, we're also funded by Israel still.
00:03:10.240 And they're just, this is how they get, they're raising anti-Semitism to raise their response to it.
00:03:18.380 I mean, it's easy.
00:03:19.240 They should stop funding us.
00:03:21.120 Guys, it's actually a great point.
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00:03:37.420 Israel, thank you, man. 0.99
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00:03:45.840 That promo code will get you out of one charge of pedophilia if you go over to Israel.
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00:03:55.500 I like how the flag there is one of those sheets that they put over their women and put the hole in to fuck them. 1.00
00:04:01.440 What? 1.00
00:04:02.440 What?
00:04:03.520 Okay.
00:04:06.320 Toad has been just, I mean, just putting out stinkers.
00:04:10.260 I mean, just the whole pre-show.
00:04:12.500 Yeah.
00:04:12.700 I mean, I just- 0.99
00:04:13.320 I think he snuck in like one semi-decent one and we all shit on him instinctively. 0.98
00:04:17.000 And then after, we're like, wait, it's not that bad. 0.98
00:04:18.960 As soon as I got in here, I was like, why does it smell like India? 1.00
00:04:21.100 And I was like, oh, no, it's just Toad's jokes.
00:04:22.700 It's just Toad's stinking it up, baby. 0.96
00:04:24.700 Playing shitters.
00:04:26.240 The crazy thing is that it's just me and Tyler in here and he's like stinking it up. 0.86
00:04:30.500 And I'm like, did you have to?
00:04:31.740 Like, we were just- we were talking about libertarian politics and he's just like, pun, pun, pun.
00:04:35.700 And we're like, no one's here.
00:04:37.740 No one's even really watching him.
00:04:40.500 It's just him.
00:04:41.760 It's like, it's so funny because when you realize like, hey, what he's doing is not a put on for the show.
00:04:46.460 It's not a character.
00:04:47.600 It's just actually him.
00:04:48.640 He just is just terrible in real life.
00:04:52.420 You did such a great job.
00:04:53.920 You answered every question.
00:04:56.040 You knew all the facts.
00:04:59.880 That's so disrespectful.
00:05:01.380 So, legit question.
00:05:04.540 What do we do now that Holocaust denial is like mainstream?
00:05:08.680 Like, do we just reverse course?
00:05:10.380 Yeah.
00:05:10.800 Okay.
00:05:11.420 We go Holocaust maximalism. 0.99
00:05:13.260 We say 60, 70 million were killed in that.
00:05:15.300 And anybody that says otherwise, we get pissed.
00:05:17.580 We get really mad.
00:05:20.360 That's not good enough.
00:05:21.460 Like, making fun of like the death count or whatever the cookies made.
00:05:25.340 I'm not making fun of it.
00:05:26.360 No, it's-
00:05:27.160 I'm overstating it intentionally.
00:05:29.120 It's got to be extreme, man. 0.95
00:05:30.480 Like, they built entire gas chambers out of the skins of the Jews. 0.96
00:05:34.600 We really have to be like pro-Israel.
00:05:36.500 Like, I'm about to go on the timeline and start being unironically pro-Zionist. 0.99
00:05:41.140 They made soap and shampoo out of the Jews. 1.00
00:05:43.340 You know what I find most disturbing?
00:05:47.160 I'll break some news here.
00:05:48.040 It was a Jew in one. 0.99
00:05:50.200 Okay.
00:05:51.100 All right.
00:05:51.380 That's actually, you know, that's okay.
00:05:55.200 I instinctively want to hate it.
00:05:56.880 For the audience that's probably not forever online, Tenet Media, which had under its umbrella, Tim Poole, Dave Rubin, Lauren Chen, and Benny Johnson, apparently received $10 million from the Russian government.
00:06:12.080 And for what purpose, I guess, to help with their narrative pushing?
00:06:18.100 But I don't know.
00:06:19.320 Anyways.
00:06:20.020 And Daryl Cooper dropped like a master class on Holocaust revisionism.
00:06:23.680 You should check it out on Tucker Carlson.
00:06:25.320 Great stuff.
00:06:26.060 I highly recommend it. 1.00
00:06:26.760 It was stuff we were saying years ago, but now it's like, well, fuck. 0.99
00:06:29.720 Now we've got to reverse course. 0.99
00:06:30.360 Yeah, we did a whole episode on it with Ryan Austin.
00:06:31.720 I mean, in fairness, it was just a recap of Pat Buchanan's book from like 2003.
00:06:36.300 Yeah, that's what I said.
00:06:37.440 You know what this does, though, right?
00:06:39.840 You were giving us credit.
00:06:41.120 I'm giving Pat Buchanan credit. 0.99
00:06:43.360 This was Holocaust revisionism for the retard. 1.00
00:06:46.500 If I'm Tim Poole, though, I am so happy right now because, well, like, all right, they could put you out of business. 0.89
00:06:54.180 Possibly.
00:06:54.640 That's number one.
00:06:55.200 But Tim Poole's trying to separate his business from Tenet Media.
00:06:58.120 Very smart to do.
00:06:59.760 It was already separated.
00:07:01.180 Yeah, I know.
00:07:01.540 I know.
00:07:01.760 But he's trying to, like, make it known.
00:07:03.780 Whoa, why being so defensive, Clint?
00:07:05.820 Yeah, relax, bro.
00:07:07.320 What's going to happen here is he's going to get the Streisand effect.
00:07:10.240 If this makes it into the mainstream mainstream, he'd be like, podcast by this person, that person, this person, banned.
00:07:16.120 And it's like, how perfect is that for him?
00:07:19.320 Yeah, no, it could Streisand for sure.
00:07:21.780 I'll just, I'll break some news here.
00:07:23.420 I was in talks with Tenet.
00:07:25.000 Yeah, they were open to signing Luke and I, potentially, and it did not happen, thankfully.
00:07:35.440 Oh, man, that would be so funny.
00:07:36.340 But that was, like, six months ago.
00:07:38.800 They said that they were, like, they were considering it.
00:07:41.520 Clint Russell.
00:07:43.380 Clint Russell.
00:07:45.260 Dude, that would have been the greatest thing for you.
00:07:47.220 Honestly, I kind of wish you had now.
00:07:49.340 Like, that would be Streisand effect, baby.
00:07:50.760 There you go.
00:07:51.120 I mean, I don't, of all those people that they named, I feel like.
00:07:54.100 This is so true.
00:07:57.900 What is this?
00:07:59.140 A poke of it, the boys.
00:08:03.060 And tonight, I'll have on the four members of the Kremlin.
00:08:06.580 A poke of this, the boys.
00:08:09.120 So, anyways, they, yeah, we, like, we were in talks, like, six months ago.
00:08:12.700 I was talking to them.
00:08:13.620 I don't know if Luke was, but I was like, yeah, we'd like to do one show per week with you guys.
00:08:19.260 And we need X amount of money.
00:08:21.140 And then they were like, well, we're still, we're in a freeze right now.
00:08:24.500 We'll get back to you in a couple months.
00:08:25.840 They never did.
00:08:27.240 Yeah.
00:08:27.900 Yeah, we're in a cold war, if you know what I mean.
00:08:30.060 I'm fighting for my life, man.
00:08:31.840 You don't see me out here.
00:08:34.020 So, anyways, they never got back to me.
00:08:35.980 And I was like, and I hadn't even thought about it until today.
00:08:38.960 And then I see the news, and I'm like, oh, whew.
00:08:42.700 So, that's what happened. 0.98
00:08:44.180 Dude, especially with Luke being, like, whatever Ukrainian or whatever the fuck Eastern European he is. 1.00
00:08:49.620 I mean, it would have been over. 0.97
00:08:51.600 It would have been absolutely over for y'all.
00:08:53.300 Well, this is the funny thing.
00:08:54.460 This is the point that I wanted to make is, like, of Tim Pool, Benny Johnson, Lauren Chen, and Dave Rubin,
00:09:01.860 I am by far the most pro-Russian out of that bunch.
00:09:06.180 I'm like, why are you guys not signing me?
00:09:08.740 This is absurd.
00:09:09.820 So, I'm just kind of.
00:09:10.680 Can you believe Lauren Chen wasn't under the CCP?
00:09:13.480 I mean, that's crazy to me.
00:09:14.840 Yeah.
00:09:15.340 Good point.
00:09:16.500 Yeah.
00:09:16.820 Yeah, that's what we were saying.
00:09:18.040 Like, it would be much easier to choose the Chinese. 0.99
00:09:20.240 I would love to be sponsored by China and just, like, give them bullshit ads every so often. 1.00
00:09:25.320 They're killing it. 0.99
00:09:25.780 That'd be amazing.
00:09:26.300 Dude, they do actually hire, like, they legitimately hire content creators.
00:09:31.180 They don't need to hire us.
00:09:32.960 They would just create a bootleg version of us.
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00:09:48.280 Hashtag make a play.
00:09:51.220 No, but they legit hire, like, content creators, and then, like, they'll, like, just, like.
00:09:56.380 Can you imagine a Chinese tower game?
00:09:57.920 The Wish.com tower game.
00:09:59.500 Oh, welcome.
00:10:00.440 I mean, it's 9-11 on a Wednesday.
00:10:02.700 Well, the intro would sound kind of the same. 1.00
00:10:04.540 It's tower game Wednesday, motherfucker. 1.00
00:10:07.640 Oh, we put the Jews. 1.00
00:10:09.000 There's not six million, you stupid faggots. 1.00
00:10:11.220 Oh, ho, ho. 1.00
00:10:12.460 So, apparently, other people do live shows on Wednesdays.
00:10:15.780 Like, Wednesday, and they're all degenerate live shows.
00:10:18.820 So, we're, like, in a.
00:10:20.160 Yeah, we were in.
00:10:21.160 We're in a highly competitive lane, is what you're saying?
00:10:23.120 Yeah.
00:10:23.400 It is.
00:10:23.780 Yeah, I mean, but we were the first people doing it on Wednesday, and now everyone's doing it on this time.
00:10:28.280 Yeah, according to the polls, we're killing it.
00:10:33.240 So, I mean, it's a small circle size, but whatever.
00:10:37.320 They're all watching Tower Gang.
00:10:38.920 Yeah.
00:10:39.520 Why do you think Tenet didn't sign me?
00:10:40.840 Just not enough reach?
00:10:43.360 Too old.
00:10:43.940 Not handsome enough.
00:10:48.200 I'm pretty sure Benny Johnson is older than me, but I could be wrong.
00:10:51.020 No, I'm just saying.
00:10:51.580 You've got to do something to spruce up your look, Clint.
00:10:53.840 You're, like.
00:10:54.320 Do you think.
00:10:54.760 Yeah.
00:10:55.120 No.
00:10:55.440 Do you think they just, like.
00:10:56.440 You're too cozy for that.
00:10:57.840 Because look at how many followers does, like, Benny Johnson have.
00:11:00.660 He has, like, what, a million?
00:11:01.600 A bunch.
00:11:01.940 A bunch.
00:11:02.320 Yeah.
00:11:02.660 Like, Lauren Chin has, like, what, 500K?
00:11:04.960 A bunch. 0.99
00:11:05.620 By the way, she shares my shit all the time. 1.00
00:11:07.200 I'm like, wow, maybe the Russians were telling her to do that. 1.00
00:11:09.140 Okay, so wait.
00:11:11.220 At 68 votes, Tower Gang is winning 75% of the vote.
00:11:15.560 Do you think.
00:11:16.500 Do you think.
00:11:17.420 In any way.
00:11:18.120 That maybe.
00:11:19.000 Like.
00:11:19.900 Who do you think.
00:11:20.660 We're the best.
00:11:21.720 Clint.
00:11:22.040 I guess this is between Clint.
00:11:23.520 I guess, like.
00:11:24.200 Like, me, Clint, and Top.
00:11:25.480 Who have had, like.
00:11:26.280 Crazy viral.
00:11:27.280 Like, legitimate.
00:11:28.860 Viral tweets.
00:11:30.120 Who do you think is the most, like.
00:11:32.000 Famous slash influential person that has seen those tweets.
00:11:34.080 Hey, I had a couple of two tweets that went off.
00:11:35.540 But.
00:11:35.900 Okay.
00:11:36.260 Go on.
00:11:36.740 Elon has seen them.
00:11:37.620 No.
00:11:38.240 The ones that have hit, like.
00:11:39.280 Were they.
00:11:39.740 I don't know.
00:11:40.220 What it was like.
00:11:41.580 I had one that.
00:11:42.680 I had one that went pretty astronomical about Jew stuff. 0.89
00:11:45.560 It was one of those, like. 0.92
00:11:46.380 Jews trying to trick God type thing. 1.00
00:11:48.060 But Elon. 0.96
00:11:48.420 Something that's in the.
00:11:49.180 In like the.
00:11:50.300 20 million impression mark.
00:11:51.980 It was up.
00:11:52.820 It was over five mil, I think.
00:11:54.260 I don't remember exactly what I got.
00:11:56.300 Elon's replied to me.
00:11:57.220 That's the most famous wealthy person in the world.
00:11:59.320 I don't know how we could do any better than that.
00:12:01.200 Elon replied to Top, as we know.
00:12:03.380 This is what I'm saying.
00:12:03.900 Like, what just happened to Tucker Carlson.
00:12:06.760 Where Elon retweeted him and then deleted it.
00:12:09.640 That happened to me last year. 1.00
00:12:11.880 Same shit. 1.00
00:12:12.460 I'm right there with Tucker Carlson. 1.00
00:12:13.880 I'm like.
00:12:14.600 It's always about Jewish stuff, too.
00:12:16.780 Always about Jewish stuff. 1.00
00:12:18.300 Dude.
00:12:18.680 It makes me funny that it actually.
00:12:21.020 Elon is just. 0.55
00:12:22.000 He literally just is autistic. 0.95
00:12:23.500 Did you smash the nerdy chick you had? 1.00
00:12:28.180 No.
00:12:28.240 Definitely not.
00:12:29.540 WRC.
00:12:30.060 What is that?
00:12:31.180 We are change.
00:12:32.580 Oh, OK.
00:12:33.440 Yeah.
00:12:33.700 Is that that swamp chick? 1.00
00:12:35.420 I mean, Luke probably smashed.
00:12:37.060 Oh, all right.
00:12:37.680 Probably.
00:12:37.880 He really does love bringing on chicks, doesn't he? 0.99
00:12:41.180 Yeah.
00:12:41.640 WRC should.
00:12:42.460 The acronym should be WAC because it's a whack name. 1.00
00:12:45.840 OK.
00:12:46.560 Josie, you say Elon knows exactly what he's doing.
00:12:48.580 I think he's just autistic enough to be like. 0.98
00:12:50.580 Oh, this is actually just interesting to him.
00:12:52.840 Like he's just.
00:12:53.520 Oh, you think he's actually just stirring the pot?
00:12:55.780 Like he's like.
00:12:56.480 He's directing culture.
00:12:58.420 You don't see how crazy that is?
00:12:59.540 With the retweet.
00:13:01.300 He didn't reach.
00:13:02.080 He quote tweeted and he said, this is interesting.
00:13:04.780 So what he's doing is.
00:13:06.140 Wow.
00:13:06.360 Like he has.
00:13:07.160 He can turn on the algorithm.
00:13:08.800 He can turn on his algorithm to reach every like every Twitter user.
00:13:13.080 He has the largest news network and you can push it right in front of somebody's eyes.
00:13:16.920 That's why you pay 44 billion dollars for something like this.
00:13:19.140 And he's doing that.
00:13:20.080 And he's doing it effectively.
00:13:21.360 So like the way the culture is moving to me is a little bit alarming.
00:13:25.220 Like I know we joked about it.
00:13:26.440 I was like you like.
00:13:27.240 I said, I think I'm going too hard on the Jews. 1.00
00:13:29.120 And you're like, oh, you're too good.
00:13:30.560 But but it was done intentionally.
00:13:32.420 You don't feel that that way?
00:13:34.360 No.
00:13:35.300 Wow.
00:13:36.100 I mean, I can kind of see it, but I don't know if I necessarily say it's specifically.
00:13:39.540 So I feel like it's just bumbling his way through his Twitter experience and not controlling the culture, which is what I think.
00:13:45.080 I think Elon, I think, I think Elon is just towed with just a better PR.
00:13:51.560 Yeah.
00:13:52.020 Like more reach.
00:13:53.760 Yeah.
00:13:54.180 Yeah.
00:13:54.400 And so he's just like he sees something.
00:13:56.420 He just can't help itself but say something.
00:13:58.080 And a slightly more octagonal, octagonal, uh, torso.
00:14:02.740 Like you guys saw that he deleted his body.
00:14:04.120 I mean, I basically, he's not, he's towed not built backwards.
00:14:06.380 Like you guys saw that he shared, uh, Daryl, Daryl Cooper and Tucker Carlson, Daryl Cooper, Tucker Carlson interview and then like deleted it like very shortly after.
00:14:14.360 That's what I'm talking about.
00:14:15.020 Because everybody hated on it.
00:14:16.340 Everybody, everybody was like taking this down.
00:14:17.740 I think he legit probably watched some of it and was like, wow, these are really interesting points.
00:14:21.100 Like, yeah.
00:14:21.640 And then like afterwards, like, oh, I'm not supposed to think this. 1.00
00:14:23.600 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:14:23.960 I think that's the exact. 1.00
00:14:24.620 Yes. 0.99
00:14:24.980 That's the exact same reason he deleted the shit with Topp. 0.99
00:14:27.360 Mark Kubinski went out. 0.98
00:14:28.980 I don't think, I don't think you get to that station in life, Clint.
00:14:33.060 Yeah, I know, I know, Topp, you're at the stage of schizophrenia where everything has a reason and there is nothing that's happened. 0.70
00:14:38.380 I'm at this stage of schizophrenia, Clint, where the man who's developing Neuralink and likely has it in his own fucking head is making these type of calculated decisions. 0.70
00:14:47.040 And we're acting like this guy's fine. 1.00
00:14:49.000 This motherfucker has like a hundred babies. 1.00
00:14:51.060 He's probably not even fucking these chicks. 1.00
00:14:52.860 He's probably just doing IVF. 1.00
00:14:54.240 I swear to God, if you're looking at this guy and you're like, okay, wait up.
00:14:57.920 Here's another thing, Clint. 0.99
00:14:58.900 Can you imagine Elon fucking? 0.99
00:15:00.420 I can't. 1.00
00:15:01.260 No, he doesn't.
00:15:02.540 It makes sense. 1.00
00:15:03.400 He doesn't have enough time to fuck, so he just jerks off and do a thing. 1.00
00:15:05.980 He's like, all right, just take this. 1.00
00:15:06.960 They take this come and go. 1.00
00:15:08.040 He's like, I don't have time to fuck. 1.00
00:15:10.020 I can jerk off. 1.00
00:15:11.020 He just jerks off in condoms, ties them off, throws them at a base. 1.00
00:15:13.740 He's like, take this to all of the gold medal Olympians and impregnate them immediately. 1.00
00:15:19.340 Dude, Elon is me then. 1.00
00:15:20.420 He skips the pussy. 1.00
00:15:21.700 Let me ask you this though, Clint. 1.00
00:15:22.920 Think about this.
00:15:23.880 Check it out.
00:15:24.760 This guy, all right, Warner Von Braun, the guy who founded NASA, right?
00:15:29.120 The Nazi. 0.59
00:15:29.560 Nazi dude, yeah.
00:15:30.240 He wrote a book about space travel to Mars and creating a colony there.
00:15:35.800 And in that colony, the ruler was named Elon.
00:15:39.700 Yes.
00:15:40.660 Yeah, I know.
00:15:41.220 No, that's fine.
00:15:41.740 That's all fine here.
00:15:42.880 We're good, right?
00:15:44.380 And then Elon Musk comes around.
00:15:47.340 Also, by the way, so the best ruler of Israel was named David.
00:15:52.200 Now, David Hogg is against guns.
00:15:55.620 So, I think I'm on something here.
00:15:57.740 You got it.
00:15:58.220 Look, I'll give Top his due.
00:16:02.880 Elon is a much more rare name.
00:16:05.680 So, it's much more less likely that that would be coincidental.
00:16:09.020 However, hold on. 0.98
00:16:10.300 Just let me fucking finish. 0.99
00:16:11.440 Okay. 0.84
00:16:12.060 However, what is your thesis here?
00:16:14.600 That the book was...
00:16:15.680 To me, your argument...
00:16:17.780 You would be better off making an argument that we're in a simulation than you would that
00:16:22.100 Elon is some...
00:16:23.840 What?
00:16:24.380 He's a magician time traveling...
00:16:25.920 What is he?
00:16:26.340 What are you saying? 0.99
00:16:27.160 I don't fucking know. 0.98
00:16:28.100 I'm saying you should be... 0.99
00:16:29.140 I'm sort of a fucking bird or am I losing my mind? 0.99
00:16:31.040 Do you guys hear that, like, bird sound? 0.99
00:16:33.040 That is...
00:16:34.180 Hold on.
00:16:35.160 I just sent a tweet.
00:16:36.320 Yeah, what is that?
00:16:37.140 I do hear that.
00:16:37.720 I sent a tweet.
00:16:38.820 Oh, he has tiny birds.
00:16:41.200 Okay. 1.00
00:16:41.800 I thought I was losing my fucking mind. 0.99
00:16:44.000 I was like, took off the thing. 0.99
00:16:45.100 How cute.
00:16:45.260 Elizabeth had decided to get more chickens because she killed all the other ones and then the 1.00
00:16:52.440 dogs did not like them in our house.
00:16:54.140 And so, you see that, like, thing right there?
00:16:56.600 They've been in there in my office because...
00:16:58.880 Yo, just before I...
00:16:59.920 It never fails to make me laugh.
00:17:06.700 Just before I came on the show, we had a fox attack.
00:17:08.920 So, like, 25% of my chickens are gone.
00:17:11.140 My other rooster's gone. 1.00
00:17:12.260 It's a fucking tragedy, dude. 0.99
00:17:13.680 I really want you to fucking complete an argument here. 0.99
00:17:16.240 What are you saying about Elon? 0.98
00:17:17.980 Why do I need to complete this argument?
00:17:19.720 Because you're making it so adamantly.
00:17:21.860 Make the point.
00:17:23.760 Okay.
00:17:24.660 It's not a point.
00:17:25.720 It's just a bunch of things stacked on top of each other.
00:17:28.060 I know.
00:17:28.880 But what does that tell you?
00:17:31.740 The Nazi, the Nazi, Wernher von Braun.
00:17:33.440 These guys were into rocketry and the occult.
00:17:35.800 Okay.
00:17:36.080 Yeah.
00:17:36.600 Okay.
00:17:36.820 This guy comes to America, found NASA, writes a fictional book about a guy that goes to
00:17:41.840 Mars and then rules it, named Elon. 0.83
00:17:44.340 And then you have a guy named Elon from South Africa doing all the shit he's doing now.
00:17:48.480 He buys PayPal all the way to creating an electric car. 0.88
00:17:51.080 He's super interested in Mars.
00:17:53.000 Like, you're really interested in Mars.
00:17:54.740 He's doing IVF.
00:17:56.240 He's...
00:17:56.560 I mean, he's this close to you.
00:17:58.500 This is...
00:17:59.220 It's the craziest thing.
00:18:00.960 What?
00:18:01.160 Are you saying he's a Nazi in disguise?
00:18:02.960 I still don't know the point that you're making.
00:18:04.920 I'm saying you're not suspicious of the guy.
00:18:07.700 Hold on.
00:18:08.300 I got to take this banner down.
00:18:09.320 There's no...
00:18:10.180 Okay.
00:18:10.640 You got to be...
00:18:11.160 There's no, like, if, then, this.
00:18:14.580 It's more just like, hey, are you just not...
00:18:17.440 Yeah.
00:18:17.580 It's just weird.
00:18:18.280 Like, is this not weird in...
00:18:19.380 I'll admit it's weird.
00:18:20.560 But what...
00:18:20.980 There's no, like...
00:18:22.360 There's no, like, point to this outside of, like...
00:18:25.500 Like...
00:18:26.140 Yeah.
00:18:26.340 It's weird.
00:18:26.860 I don't know.
00:18:27.180 I'm like, man...
00:18:28.180 I still...
00:18:28.660 I'm still trying to, like...
00:18:29.660 If he has an actual conclusive, like, declaratory, this is what I think, then I can go,
00:18:34.920 uh, interesting.
00:18:35.780 Or, no, I disagree. 0.97
00:18:36.640 But at this point, I'm just like, yeah, that's all weird shit. 0.99
00:18:38.800 And... 0.98
00:18:39.080 I think he's going to be...
00:18:40.080 I don't know.
00:18:41.080 I think Elon Musk is the advisor to the Antichrist.
00:18:43.220 There you go.
00:18:43.880 Okay.
00:18:44.200 Thank you for making a point.
00:18:45.580 And now I can say I don't agree.
00:18:47.440 It's funny because...
00:18:48.080 And this has been Nephilim Death Squad.
00:18:50.360 It's funny because Top thinks Trump is the Antichrist.
00:18:54.520 And so he couldn't be, like...
00:18:55.720 To me, it makes more sense for Elon to be the Antichrist.
00:18:58.680 And so Top's like, well, I already said Trump is.
00:19:00.740 No, I don't think he is.
00:19:01.580 I don't think he is.
00:19:02.000 Now, I had to set up another, like, department.
00:19:04.160 He's like, he's an advisor to the Antichrist. 0.91
00:19:06.080 Like, he is.
00:19:06.680 By the way, I had one of your people, one of your NDS fans reply to me 150 times yesterday 1.00
00:19:13.580 in about an hour saying, it's all Nephilim shit. 1.00
00:19:16.580 It sounds like Nephilim shit. 1.00
00:19:17.600 That must be Nephilim shit. 1.00
00:19:18.860 Maybe you should look into some Nephilim shit. 1.00
00:19:20.720 Fucking 100 plus times. 1.00
00:19:22.740 What happened? 0.99
00:19:23.780 Why did that happen?
00:19:24.940 Are you not appreciative for the algo boost?
00:19:26.360 That's why.
00:19:26.900 I mean, because I'm right. 0.99
00:19:28.220 This is like, you're talking about clear Nephilim shit all day long. 0.99
00:19:33.340 And I'm just saying that's what it is. 0.99
00:19:34.780 And you're kind of like, it's got to be a logical explanation for it.
00:19:37.620 There is no logical explanation.
00:19:38.920 No, I didn't say that.
00:19:38.980 I just asked for a point.
00:19:40.500 You're like, all right, here's the more likely answer to your...
00:19:43.360 Wait, can I ask you a question?
00:19:44.760 Go ahead.
00:19:45.000 Does it raise your hackles that a guy bought a platform for $44 billion and then said,
00:19:52.100 say whatever you want on it while simultaneously working on a chip that will go into your brain
00:19:57.780 and is connected to the internet?
00:20:00.100 And also...
00:20:00.680 Your hackles not raised?
00:20:01.500 That actually sounds very normal to me.
00:20:03.800 Like, honestly.
00:20:04.720 He's suing other AI models for sweeping data from Twitter because that's his data.
00:20:11.980 And he's building his AI on that.
00:20:14.300 Here's my thing.
00:20:15.620 No, that makes sense, though.
00:20:16.900 Why?
00:20:17.140 Well, like, if you're going to create the best AI, you would want to have access to people
00:20:21.200 speaking their mind freely because it's going to be the most competitive.
00:20:24.180 Yeah.
00:20:24.960 Yeah.
00:20:25.240 But you're not alarmed?
00:20:27.360 It's going to happen regardless, Tom.
00:20:29.300 What am I going to be alarmed about?
00:20:30.620 He's creating...
00:20:31.220 Have you seen the surgery?
00:20:32.320 They go... 1.00
00:20:33.160 And then they put a fucking neck in your brain. 1.00
00:20:34.800 Okay. 1.00
00:20:35.040 Well, then he doesn't do it. 1.00
00:20:36.280 Then fucking Bill Gates does it. 0.99
00:20:38.060 Are your tackles not raised? 0.99
00:20:40.780 Look, I'm not comfortable with it. 0.60
00:20:42.680 I'm not going to get the fucking Neuralink, but I'm just saying, like, what am I going 0.98
00:20:45.460 to do about it? 0.99
00:20:46.460 Like, at least I get to speak freely.
00:20:48.660 Great.
00:20:49.440 I'm not saying he's my hero.
00:20:50.660 I'm just asking if you see it.
00:20:51.620 Yeah, I see it.
00:20:52.400 I see it.
00:20:52.500 Josie, whose side are you on here?
00:20:55.780 There's extended detailed video with one of Elon's live-in names saying he is the Antichrist.
00:20:59.600 She doesn't say that.
00:21:01.280 She says he's not the Antichrist, but he will bring about him. 1.00
00:21:04.640 That's what his fucking nanny says. 1.00
00:21:06.120 Dude, it's wild. 1.00
00:21:07.520 He's not the Antichrist, but he knows a guy who knows the Antichrist.
00:21:10.580 Here's the more reasonable explanation as to why he got obsessed with Mars travel and
00:21:15.500 his name is Elon.
00:21:16.720 There was a book written.
00:21:17.900 He read it.
00:21:18.600 It had his name in it.
00:21:19.600 He read it when he was in high school.
00:21:20.860 It inspired him. 0.97
00:21:21.580 He became a billionaire, and he's like, I'm going to fucking fulfill the prophecy of this 1.00
00:21:25.020 stupid book I read. 1.00
00:21:26.180 I think that's more logical. 1.00
00:21:27.540 It's the same thing.
00:21:28.180 It's like, when you hear a guy named Brody, what do you think Brody does? 0.99
00:21:35.480 Brody surfs, and Brody fucking plays like... 0.99
00:21:37.980 Exactly. 0.99
00:21:38.400 Elon goes to Mars.
00:21:39.520 Elon goes to the beach.
00:21:41.160 Exactly.
00:21:41.780 He's just living out.
00:21:43.880 Okay, I like this.
00:21:44.580 I like over this.
00:21:45.040 Oh, this is awesome.
00:21:48.180 Yo, back up.
00:21:50.580 I want to see the first hit, because her jaw... 1.00
00:21:53.180 Why does this guy look like a Jewish version of Brody? 1.00
00:21:56.620 Why does this girl look like Hannah Cox? 1.00
00:21:59.640 Hannah Cox and balls. 0.99
00:22:01.900 Shout out to the pre-show. 0.99
00:22:03.480 Yo, her jaw goes down like a... 1.00
00:22:05.980 She was not prepared for that first one.
00:22:09.120 Oh, the slow-mo.
00:22:10.560 She was not prepared for that.
00:22:11.580 And he comes back, and she's like, okay, now she's clenched up. 1.00
00:22:21.180 This guy's cool as fuck. 1.00
00:22:23.180 Dog. 1.00
00:22:24.220 Not even making eye contact.
00:22:26.040 This is an alpha.
00:22:26.960 Does he have a finger in her mouth? 0.93
00:22:28.460 Yeah. 1.00
00:22:29.920 He's like, shut up, bitch. 1.00
00:22:30.960 I'm singing. 1.00
00:22:32.040 Smack fish hookener.
00:22:32.920 Is he trying to make him vomit?
00:22:37.080 What's happening here? 1.00
00:22:37.740 This guy's dope as fuck, man. 1.00
00:22:38.960 He's legit fish hickening her. 1.00
00:22:39.880 He's about to spit in her mouth. 0.92
00:22:40.940 What is he doing there?
00:22:41.820 What do you think he's doing? 0.99
00:22:42.860 About to spit in her mouth. 0.99
00:22:44.640 It's basically the...
00:22:46.460 This is kind of like a thing of...
00:22:48.620 It's like the Andrew Tate of Iran. 0.52
00:22:51.180 No, no, no.
00:22:51.900 You know with your kids, have kids, like, before they do something bad, and you kind of give
00:22:57.040 them a little slap.
00:22:58.420 That's what this is. 0.92
00:22:58.980 This is like the little slap before, like, hey, if you do this, you'll get stoned. 1.00
00:23:01.960 You just let the bitch know. 1.00
00:23:03.080 We will stone you, so it's going to be like this, like this feeling, but way worse. 1.00
00:23:08.040 That's what that is right there. 1.00
00:23:08.900 I feel like I'm talking to Cole at a Rural King or something with the fucking chickens 1.00
00:23:12.300 in the back. 1.00
00:23:12.780 It's kind of...
00:23:13.340 I like it.
00:23:14.400 It's nice.
00:23:15.540 It's cute.
00:23:16.020 I like it.
00:23:16.740 I've got a question.
00:23:17.980 Okay.
00:23:19.340 Have you ever been fingered by an MMA fight?
00:23:21.960 Fingered?
00:23:22.420 Yeah, fingered.
00:23:23.420 No.
00:23:23.820 I remember this.
00:23:24.440 This is funny.
00:23:25.280 What would it take?
00:23:26.820 Do I fingered me?
00:23:28.020 Yeah.
00:23:28.140 Like, are we talking about the same thing?
00:23:31.960 To finger me?
00:23:37.680 Yeah, yeah.
00:23:39.120 Never.
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00:23:52.620 Hashtag make a play.
00:23:54.120 I read the comments.
00:23:59.200 Apparently, she said something kind of provocative earlier, so I feel like he just thought we
00:24:03.860 were in that spot.
00:24:04.700 No, it's a language barrier thing, I guess, with Australians or whatever.
00:24:09.700 He was talking about giving the finger.
00:24:11.340 He was talking about giving the finger, and she was talking about getting fingered.
00:24:14.500 Somebody charged him with a crime, basically.
00:24:18.260 Oh, wait.
00:24:18.700 So he asked her, what would it take for me to finger you?
00:24:22.380 Have you ever been fingered by an MMA fighter?
00:24:24.200 Yeah. 1.00
00:24:24.460 There's something about fingered, like, fuck you. 1.00
00:24:26.400 She was kind of doing that flirty thing, like, never, no. 1.00
00:24:29.300 I wouldn't allow that.
00:24:30.240 No, I don't think so.
00:24:31.260 That was not flirty at all.
00:24:32.480 She was, like, she was very taken back. 1.00
00:24:34.780 Yeah, Clint, what the fuck? 1.00
00:24:36.580 Let's say you were in a club, right? 1.00
00:24:38.100 In a bar or something like that.
00:24:39.500 And you just, like, made it.
00:24:40.900 Tower Club.
00:24:41.220 Tower Club.
00:24:42.060 Is it me or it's, real quick, is Clint's beard getting grayer?
00:24:46.040 That's what I'm saying.
00:24:47.220 That's what they were like.
00:24:48.780 Tenant Media was, like, too old.
00:24:50.300 When it grows out, it gets worse.
00:24:52.180 This is a really long message, by the way.
00:24:54.640 Yeah, pull the question up, because there was a super chat.
00:24:56.660 It was a $10 super chat.
00:24:57.200 It was really long.
00:24:58.000 It looks like it's going to take up half the screen.
00:25:00.700 Elon Musk's grandfather was a technocrat who believed the most technologically advanced
00:25:05.320 should rule.
00:25:06.380 Now, Elon is in charge of social control tech?
00:25:09.200 Come on, Clint.
00:25:10.720 The dude is trying, this is really slow, to be a super villain.
00:25:14.700 I'm not even arguing that.
00:25:15.940 Yeah, like, he is trying to be the technocrat.
00:25:18.620 Clearly.
00:25:21.160 All right.
00:25:22.980 We've accepted our role in this new world order.
00:25:25.340 Thanks for the super chat.
00:25:26.820 Yeah, so, all right.
00:25:27.560 So, what's up with the beard?
00:25:28.840 You too, Josie.
00:25:29.480 Trim it.
00:25:29.820 I just got to trim it.
00:25:31.800 You're, like, turning into that dude we beefed with a while back.
00:25:34.320 You guys know what I'm talking about?
00:25:35.100 That, like, Arrakis guy? 0.99
00:25:37.540 I can't remember his fucking name. 0.99
00:25:38.740 I'll bring it up later. 1.00
00:25:39.540 I'll show you guys.
00:25:40.000 Clint, okay, wait up.
00:25:40.800 This is a question I was going to ask.
00:25:41.580 He's got a goatee, and it's all gray, too.
00:25:43.220 You're in the club.
00:25:43.860 Oh, yeah, I remember that guy.
00:25:44.780 He's Patrick, whatever.
00:25:46.320 It's not all gray.
00:25:48.600 It's getting there.
00:25:49.780 You're at the bar.
00:25:51.060 You're at the bar.
00:25:51.800 You've made it known that you've got a lot of money.
00:25:54.320 Right?
00:25:55.520 That's what I do when I get to the bar.
00:25:56.760 He'll just be, like, I got millies in my bank. 1.00
00:26:01.300 Oh, bottle up in this bitch. 1.00
00:26:03.620 I say it like that. 1.00
00:26:04.440 He's buying rounds.
00:26:05.400 Give me this a rock.
00:26:06.500 I'm going to pour it out right here.
00:26:08.680 No, he probably just goes to, like, he'll sit down, and he'll go to the people around
00:26:11.700 and be, like, I'm rich.
00:26:12.700 I'm rich.
00:26:13.840 I just sold one of my many properties.
00:26:15.680 Yeah.
00:26:16.500 You better be direct, otherwise people won't believe you.
00:26:18.640 I'm rich, and I'm podcaster with 130,000 followers on Twitter.
00:26:22.220 You don't know these people. 1.00
00:26:23.100 I'm 27, bitch. 1.00
00:26:24.440 Sorry. 0.99
00:26:24.880 I'm talking about you from a few months ago.
00:26:26.460 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:26:28.120 Let's drink of choice, though.
00:26:29.800 Who cares?
00:26:30.340 Bucket diet. 1.00
00:26:31.440 That's gay. 1.00
00:26:32.220 All right. 0.99
00:26:32.420 You don't know these people, but they know that you're rich.
00:26:36.240 Do you think you could pick up a girl by saying, like, have you ever been fingered or something
00:26:40.720 like that?
00:26:41.040 Or can I, like, can I finger you?
00:26:43.060 You wouldn't ask.
00:26:44.380 You'd just do it.
00:26:45.040 Oh, my God.
00:26:48.140 Just start getting your hand closer and closer.
00:26:51.160 Have you ever witnessed somebody getting fingered on, like, a dance floor or in the club?
00:26:56.620 Just, like, just straight up, just, or, like, grinding to a point of, like, I witnessed.
00:27:01.460 I've been fingered on the dance floor.
00:27:02.880 He was the fingery, the fingy. 1.00
00:27:08.940 Or, like, or two, oh, God.
00:27:12.160 There you go.
00:27:13.000 There you go.
00:27:13.400 That's future. 0.99
00:27:14.220 Don't kill me. 0.78
00:27:15.640 I don't want to see that. 0.99
00:27:17.260 That's just rude.
00:27:18.740 On so many levels. 0.99
00:27:20.040 Or, like, somebody, like, just getting, like, basically almost fucking on the dance floor. 0.98
00:27:24.980 Like, they're, like, they're. 0.98
00:27:25.480 Oh, yeah.
00:27:26.100 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:26.380 That.
00:27:26.760 Not fingering, but.
00:27:28.480 Like, legitimately, like, they're, like, grinding. 0.98
00:27:30.400 I've told you this story before when I was in fucking Tijuana when I was 18 years old. 1.00
00:27:35.480 This girl, like, pulled my dick out of my pants while we were grinding. 1.00
00:27:38.880 And I genuinely was not sure if I was having sex with her or not because, like, in between her legs as we were, like, vibrated. 1.00
00:27:45.520 And it was really dark and shit. 0.99
00:27:46.500 You're, like, I don't know. 1.00
00:27:47.600 She pulled your dick out? 1.00
00:27:49.520 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:49.680 I'm guessing because you also wore sweatpants back then, too.
00:27:52.660 No, no.
00:27:53.240 Not at the club.
00:27:54.100 I was in a basketball shorts. 0.99
00:27:55.640 What are you crazy? 1.00
00:27:56.600 The balls just flopped out. 1.00
00:27:58.200 Not at the club in Tijuana. 0.99
00:27:59.940 I was not wearing sweatpants.
00:28:01.440 Clint's going commando.
00:28:02.460 I like, like, I'm some cartel capo.
00:28:05.160 Clint is walking around in sweatpants. 0.98
00:28:06.960 Clint is the type of nigga to wear sweatpants to the club. 1.00
00:28:12.160 I'm too close to even go to a club because I know you've got to dress up. 0.98
00:28:15.140 And I'm like, I ain't doing this.
00:28:15.820 So how did this happen?
00:28:16.660 What were you wearing?
00:28:17.960 Like, jeans?
00:28:18.680 Bro, I don't remember.
00:28:19.820 It was, I mean, this was 100 years black. 1.00
00:28:22.680 Yeah, that could be the title of the episode.
00:28:24.240 It would make sense.
00:28:25.100 He always rocks basketball shorts, and that would be, like, you know, if you're freeballing 1.00
00:28:29.960 in basketball shorts, you could, like, basically almost get your dick in there. 0.99
00:28:32.880 That's the good thing about Tijuana. 0.99
00:28:34.140 There is no dress code. 0.99
00:28:35.300 You can do whatever the fuck you want. 1.00
00:28:36.780 Okay, let's say you were to fuck on a dance floor in basketball shorts. 1.00
00:28:40.100 Hold on a second. 1.00
00:28:40.660 Let me just say this. 1.00
00:28:41.660 These motherfuckers, I'm bringing back the Jamaica story. 1.00
00:28:44.440 When I came back from that nightmare, the excursion that I did, I came back, went to eat, 1.00
00:28:48.580 and they had a fucking dress code, and I laughed in this bitch's face. 1.00
00:28:51.420 I was like, you've got to be kidding me. 1.00
00:28:52.340 I've seen your entire, incredible.
00:28:54.380 Jamaica has a dress code, but Tijuana doesn't. 0.87
00:28:56.960 They have a minimum dress code, but not a minimum IQ requirement?
00:29:00.500 Interesting.
00:29:00.980 Right, yeah.
00:29:01.620 They can't have access.
00:29:02.540 Nobody, they'd get no customers. 0.99
00:29:04.300 Let's say you were to fuck on the dance floor, and you're in basketball shorts. 0.99
00:29:07.200 Would you do the pull down from the top and pull it out, or go from the bottom, 1.00
00:29:12.860 like, out of one of the leg holes?
00:29:14.920 Well, as a wigger, I always wear very lengthy basketball shorts, 0.99
00:29:18.880 so I don't have enough dick to do the bottom. 0.99
00:29:21.100 No, but I feel like the bottom, because if they're really lengthy and baggy, 0.99
00:29:24.420 you can pull those up.
00:29:25.660 Now, you would be pulling up a lot, but, like, I mean,
00:29:28.160 I guess it just depends on how much you're pulling up.
00:29:30.060 I think you grab, like, kind of by the pockets,
00:29:31.480 you pull it up to give you some more slack, 0.99
00:29:33.200 and that way you can just fuck with the shorts on. 1.00
00:29:35.500 Yeah, you're fucking with the shorts on. 1.00
00:29:37.060 Like, technically. 1.00
00:29:37.540 Doubles as a condom. 0.99
00:29:38.760 You're not sure if you fucked? 0.99
00:29:41.720 Is that what you're saying? 0.99
00:29:42.480 I don't think I did, but I don't know.
00:29:45.780 How do you not know?
00:29:46.600 Did you come?
00:29:47.160 Well, because, well, two things. 1.00
00:29:49.060 You didn't fuck. 0.99
00:29:51.580 Case closed. 1.00
00:29:53.420 If you didn't know, it was definitely not a unit of fuck. 1.00
00:29:55.840 Bro, if you fucked on the dance floor and nutted, 1.00
00:29:58.400 that would be the most disrespectful thing. 1.00
00:30:01.320 It's all over the dance floor.
00:30:02.840 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:30:03.340 Fuck. 1.00
00:30:04.060 Also, by the way, if you nut on the dance floor, 1.00
00:30:06.780 you're immediately going home after that,
00:30:08.100 because you're like, there's no reason for me to be here anymore.
00:30:10.200 The only reason I'm here is to get laid.
00:30:12.520 If I get laid on.
00:30:13.360 Toast that clarity is like, what am I doing here?
00:30:14.660 Dude, when I was in one of my friends' weddings.
00:30:17.020 The music's way too loud. 1.00
00:30:18.600 The fucking, it's dark. 1.00
00:30:20.060 These bitches are annoying. 1.00
00:30:21.660 Just cum on the floor. 1.00
00:30:22.940 I just feel like a drink all over the dance floor or something. 1.00
00:30:24.860 My friend's fat sister slipped out of it 1.00
00:30:27.580 and just fucking ate shit on the dance floor, dude. 1.00
00:30:30.360 It was funny. 1.00
00:30:30.580 The thing that's most remarkable to me is,
00:30:33.740 you know, as an 18-year-old,
00:30:34.620 because it's legal at 18.
00:30:36.080 Like, you can go. 1.00
00:30:37.040 To fuck on the dance floor. 1.00
00:30:37.980 You can go to the dance floor at 18 in Mexico. 1.00
00:30:40.920 I don't know about that part.
00:30:41.940 But it was also, if you had a bad fake,
00:30:45.840 you could get in at 17.
00:30:46.780 So I was going down there from 17 on.
00:30:48.800 And I just remember,
00:30:49.940 the first time I got to this nightclub,
00:30:51.440 it was a two-story nightclub,
00:30:53.620 different musics on each floor.
00:30:55.260 First floor would be like hard rap, 0.99
00:30:57.360 and the top floor would be techno shit. 0.99
00:30:59.600 And Darude Sandstorm had just dropped. 0.99
00:31:02.780 So it was like,
00:31:03.260 that's what they played constantly.
00:31:04.400 Oh, man.
00:31:04.680 They were so sick.
00:31:05.800 But I'm just like,
00:31:07.780 this storytelling has made me remember
00:31:10.680 what it felt like the first time I walked in there.
00:31:12.760 I'm having a Pavlovian response
00:31:14.380 to getting ready for Darude right now.
00:31:16.120 Oh, there we go.
00:31:17.560 Tell the story.
00:31:18.880 Which, by the way,
00:31:20.260 they would give you,
00:31:22.600 what are they called?
00:31:23.720 I don't know.
00:31:24.140 Is it called a kamikaze?
00:31:25.240 What's the suicide drink? 0.99
00:31:27.000 It's a shot that's like fucking brutal. 0.99
00:31:30.200 Anyways, they would sell to you. 0.99
00:31:31.700 Yeah, I think it was kamikaze.
00:31:33.060 9-11 is two of those plus a Manhattan.
00:31:35.280 Yeah, they would sell you it 0.99
00:31:36.180 for like a dollar or some shit. 0.97
00:31:37.840 So I'm 17, 0.93
00:31:39.180 and I'm just thinking to myself like, 0.98
00:31:40.940 so I'll fucking wake up on a Saturday morning 0.98
00:31:43.040 at 14, 15 years old, 0.99
00:31:44.480 and I'm watching cartoons.
00:31:45.420 And then like three years later,
00:31:46.800 I'm walking into a nightclub
00:31:47.780 that's got two floors,
00:31:49.140 hard gangster rap on the bottom
00:31:50.800 with dollar drinks,
00:31:51.700 and the top floor is techno. 1.00
00:31:53.080 And these bitches are trying to fuck you 1.00
00:31:54.420 on the dance floor, 1.00
00:31:55.080 pulling your dick out of your basketball shorts 1.00
00:31:56.660 or your sweatpants or whatever the fuck I was wearing. 1.00
00:31:59.100 I mean, it's just crazy 1.00
00:32:00.760 from like that age to be doing that shit 0.99
00:32:03.040 is so intense. 0.99
00:32:04.600 I just remember it like so vividly
00:32:06.840 because it was so impactful to me.
00:32:08.460 I was like,
00:32:08.900 I can't believe how awesome life is.
00:32:11.580 That's how it felt.
00:32:12.640 Dude, how did it feel to go back to high school
00:32:16.600 and being like,
00:32:17.160 I was in a nightclub. 1.00
00:32:18.680 I might have fucked the girl on the dance floor. 1.00
00:32:20.260 Yeah. 1.00
00:32:21.040 So what does it feel like?
00:32:22.660 Compared to my high school
00:32:23.780 where I was like,
00:32:24.560 I held hands with her.
00:32:26.080 Dude, I swear I held hands with her. 1.00
00:32:30.040 Yeah, it was just all the boys
00:32:31.580 and all the girls are on the opposite sides. 0.99
00:32:32.920 How do you not know if you fucked though? 1.00
00:32:35.240 So your dick gets pulled out. 1.00
00:32:36.820 She had a dress on. 1.00
00:32:38.140 She's sweating.
00:32:39.000 Look, we were dancing for over an hour.
00:32:42.220 And thick thighs.
00:32:43.520 Pouring sweat. 1.00
00:32:44.900 And I didn't know if my dick was in her butt cheeks, 1.00
00:32:47.320 if it was in her thighs. 1.00
00:32:49.080 I didn't know.
00:32:50.180 I didn't know.
00:32:50.540 How did the night end?
00:32:51.360 Then she just left? 0.98
00:32:53.000 Yeah, dude.
00:32:53.940 I don't even know who she was.
00:32:56.000 She nutted and she was like, 0.94
00:32:57.460 why am I here?
00:32:58.380 Yeah.
00:33:00.160 She had personal clarity.
00:33:01.640 And she was like, 0.99
00:33:01.980 let me get away from this nigga. 1.00
00:33:02.940 Fuck, what am I doing? 1.00
00:33:03.860 This 17-year-old, let me leave. 1.00
00:33:06.340 Oh my God.
00:33:07.680 That is a crazy... 1.00
00:33:08.420 Was she a Mexican bitch too? 1.00
00:33:09.960 I honestly don't remember. 1.00
00:33:11.200 I don't even know what she looked like.
00:33:12.500 He couldn't be here.
00:33:13.220 Six dollars all you can drink in Tijuana?
00:33:15.580 It could have been a dude.
00:33:15.820 Yeah, that's what it was.
00:33:17.140 It was all you could drink.
00:33:18.260 It wasn't Club A.
00:33:18.940 I didn't go there. 1.00
00:33:19.440 That's a fucking whorehouse. 1.00
00:33:20.760 And you're a pervert. 1.00
00:33:23.040 I went to the nightclub. 1.00
00:33:24.560 You went to the whorehouse 1.00
00:33:25.400 because you're a piece of shit. 1.00
00:33:26.520 Six bucks all you can fuck. 1.00
00:33:29.000 Wait, so what is Club A? 1.00
00:33:30.980 I don't know the lingo.
00:33:32.500 Hold on a second.
00:33:33.080 Hold on.
00:33:33.640 I'm looking at the private chat right now
00:33:35.240 and Toad had the nerve.
00:33:36.340 Let's switch to Tower Gang
00:33:37.500 and away from NDS. 1.00
00:33:39.000 I don't think it's such a piece of shit. 1.00
00:33:39.940 Fuck you, Toad. 1.00
00:33:41.980 After all the fucking sleepers 1.00
00:33:43.720 you've been throwing at us, 1.00
00:33:44.840 you're going to say 0.99
00:33:45.320 that that shit wasn't funny? 1.00
00:33:46.500 It was conversation. 1.00
00:33:47.540 I hate this motherfucker, man. 1.00
00:33:49.440 Clint, I have a girlfriend in Mexico, bro. 1.00
00:33:51.920 We got to build some conversation
00:33:53.860 to riff off of.
00:33:54.900 You can't just go right into funny.
00:33:56.720 It got us here.
00:33:57.480 We're doing great.
00:33:58.560 What is Club A, by the way?
00:34:00.440 Is it legitimately just like
00:34:02.280 an actual whorehouse? 1.00
00:34:02.700 I'm pretty sure it was a whorehouse. 1.00
00:34:04.160 Club Hepe. 0.99
00:34:06.220 And by the way,
00:34:07.940 $60 all you can.
00:34:08.840 Was it legitimately all you can drink
00:34:10.560 just like tequila?
00:34:11.400 I don't know if it was $6, $10,
00:34:13.840 whatever it was.
00:34:14.820 It was so cheap
00:34:16.500 and they would give you
00:34:17.200 the hardest drinks you've ever had 0.96
00:34:18.420 and it was no bullshit unlimited. 0.76
00:34:20.200 So this is the reason 0.71
00:34:20.820 I don't remember what she looked like.
00:34:22.260 I wasn't really sure
00:34:23.280 if I was having sex or not.
00:34:24.440 I just remember dancing all night 1.00
00:34:26.060 and my dick being in between her legs 1.00
00:34:28.900 or her butt cheeks or something. 1.00
00:34:30.020 I would pay $30 for all you can drink 0.71
00:34:34.820 like today.
00:34:35.860 That would be like a $30.
00:34:37.060 You couldn't find a place
00:34:38.380 that would serve you that cheap.
00:34:39.600 I know.
00:34:39.980 I was just saying it's two beers
00:34:40.820 in a stadium.
00:34:41.960 Yeah, no.
00:34:42.340 That's the same.
00:34:42.800 It's like that's five times more
00:34:44.380 than in Mexico.
00:34:44.540 Dude, you'd have to pay $150
00:34:46.160 to get all you could drink
00:34:47.760 basically anywhere these days.
00:34:50.380 It's crazy.
00:34:51.720 That's what people say.
00:34:53.320 Inflation is three or five percent. 0.99
00:34:55.340 What are you fucking talking about? 0.99
00:34:57.100 Dude, in Tijuana. 1.00
00:34:57.900 Have you been to a Mexican whorehouse? 1.00
00:34:59.660 Jesus. 1.00
00:35:00.820 Pesos are ridiculous. 1.00
00:35:01.940 The entire fucking club in Tijuana. 1.00
00:35:03.680 That's what you need. 1.00
00:35:04.580 But the whorehouse shit reminded me. 1.00
00:35:06.760 So I used to do this when I was young 1.00
00:35:08.540 and I told this to David the other day
00:35:10.440 and I'm like,
00:35:11.240 I got to tell it on the show.
00:35:13.200 But when I was younger,
00:35:14.440 I would call up places
00:35:16.120 like massage parlors 0.92
00:35:17.520 that I thought were doing handjobs 0.94
00:35:19.980 and then I'd just basically solicit them 0.97
00:35:22.720 but make it uncomfortable
00:35:23.860 to the point where I'd almost be like, 0.97
00:35:25.960 how much for the handjobs? 0.96
00:35:27.440 And then they'd get nervous 0.99
00:35:28.380 and then they'd be like,
00:35:29.700 oh, bye.
00:35:30.340 And they hang up
00:35:30.880 and I used to do it 0.92
00:35:31.760 because I know that I'd fuck up their business 0.90
00:35:33.400 for the whole day
00:35:34.220 and I just thought it was so funny.
00:35:36.020 Nobody got handies that day
00:35:38.080 because the cops are on their matches issues 0.94
00:35:39.940 the whole day.
00:35:40.980 Because every guy that comes in,
00:35:42.260 they're like,
00:35:42.480 is this the guy that's calling?
00:35:43.780 It's also funny
00:35:44.380 because there's no payoff for you
00:35:45.840 except for just the fact
00:35:47.180 that you know
00:35:48.460 that they're going to have a bad time.
00:35:50.960 There's cock-blocked so many dudes 1.00
00:35:52.760 just for shits and gigs. 1.00
00:35:54.560 There's like no punchline. 0.99
00:35:56.380 It's just like... 0.86
00:35:57.180 It's like 20 horny married dudes 0.91
00:35:59.800 instead of getting off 1.00
00:36:01.140 at the fucking massage place, 1.00
00:36:03.080 go home and beat the shit out of their wives 1.00
00:36:04.400 and Top is like thrilled about it. 1.00
00:36:05.660 I did that.
00:36:07.180 Cock-blocked into our club. 0.99
00:36:08.800 Hey, at least they're working
00:36:09.640 through their problems, okay?
00:36:10.840 Instead of him ignoring them, all right?
00:36:12.500 So, there you go.
00:36:13.480 Yeah, I don't know. 1.00
00:36:14.440 I guess I was into shit like that. 0.99
00:36:16.040 Like, I told you I stole that guy's clan 0.99
00:36:17.640 from Clash of Clans
00:36:18.600 and then I just disintegrated it.
00:36:19.960 Yeah, that's the worst thing you've ever died. 1.00
00:36:21.640 You're like a real-life monster. 1.00
00:36:23.220 It's one of those things. 0.98
00:36:24.580 I've always wondered
00:36:25.300 what the move is for those places.
00:36:26.880 Like, I really feel like
00:36:27.720 there's got to be
00:36:28.120 some sort of code language
00:36:29.140 or something.
00:36:29.840 You can't just go in there 1.00
00:36:30.740 and get your fucking dick jerked, right? 1.00
00:36:32.980 I can't speak jerked. 1.00
00:36:34.200 You're on your...
00:36:34.640 You're on your...
00:36:34.660 You're on your...
00:36:35.100 You're on your tell me...
00:36:35.800 You're on your tell me...
00:36:36.380 Just get like...
00:36:36.840 There's a massage in your bag
00:36:37.640 and you're like, 1.00
00:36:38.440 I want my dick next. 1.00
00:36:39.720 It's just like... 1.00
00:36:41.360 How up front do you have to be with it?
00:36:43.920 Yeah, like...
00:36:44.480 Or do you just go
00:36:45.380 and end up getting a full-on massage
00:36:46.560 and be like, 1.00
00:36:47.580 shit, I thought I was going to get jerked off. 1.00
00:36:49.120 Like, what is... 1.00
00:36:49.680 What do you want to do to you?
00:36:50.720 Or you just go...
00:36:51.760 Or you go thinking,
00:36:53.020 I just want a massage 1.00
00:36:54.180 and you end up getting jerked off 1.00
00:36:55.860 and you're like, whoa! 0.99
00:36:57.180 Yeah, like...
00:36:57.740 The women will approach you 0.99
00:36:59.400 because they want to make money
00:37:00.460 and they won't tell you exactly
00:37:02.040 like what they're going to do
00:37:03.200 or how much this is going to cost.
00:37:04.300 Toad, have you done this?
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00:37:17.980 Hashtag make a play.
00:37:20.880 Yeah, you're sounding pretty strange.
00:37:23.440 Oh! 0.60
00:37:24.380 It is...
00:37:24.980 It is...
00:37:25.920 By the way,
00:37:26.320 it is like a weird Boston thing
00:37:28.480 because the actual owner 0.99
00:37:30.180 of the fucking New England Patriots 1.00
00:37:32.500 would go down to Florida 1.00
00:37:33.740 to get jerked off 0.99
00:37:34.960 in these massages. 0.99
00:37:35.860 Yeah, you can't do it in Boston.
00:37:37.360 I felt...
00:37:37.860 That was a sad story,
00:37:38.900 to be honest.
00:37:39.340 His wife had died a long time ago
00:37:40.740 and he's just trying 1.00
00:37:41.220 to get jerked off, dude. 0.99
00:37:42.340 Like, I kind of felt bad for him. 1.00
00:37:43.620 He's a billionaire!
00:37:45.420 A billionaire! 0.97
00:37:46.920 Yeah, he's going to get sick jerked. 0.54
00:37:48.400 Wasn't he dating
00:37:48.980 a 20-something year old? 1.00
00:37:49.000 He can't get pussy 1.00
00:37:50.000 as a billionaire? 1.00
00:37:51.680 He could,
00:37:52.200 but he probably just wants 1.00
00:37:52.760 to get jerked off 0.99
00:37:53.380 and move on with his day. 0.99
00:37:54.380 You see the wife 1.00
00:37:55.080 of the fucking owner 1.00
00:37:55.780 of the Raiders? 1.00
00:37:57.320 Like...
00:37:57.600 Have you seen
00:37:58.120 the owner of the Raiders?
00:38:00.100 The wife of the president
00:38:01.300 of France?
00:38:01.860 No, this is what I'm talking about, bro.
00:38:03.800 Look, pull up...
00:38:05.140 Pull up Mark Davis.
00:38:05.920 Pull up Mark Davis right now, Tyler.
00:38:07.260 You own the Patri... 0.89
00:38:08.140 No, pull up Mark Davis 1.00
00:38:09.180 and his bitch. 1.00
00:38:10.020 This bitch is fucking 1.00
00:38:10.960 unbelievable compared to this... 1.00
00:38:12.340 Oh, I thought you were saying
00:38:13.620 it was the opposite.
00:38:14.220 I thought you were saying 0.90
00:38:14.620 she was truly ugly 0.95
00:38:15.460 or something like that. 0.99
00:38:16.060 No way.
00:38:16.460 I'm saying if that dude 1.00
00:38:17.780 can get a bitch, 1.00
00:38:18.560 of course the owner 1.00
00:38:19.660 of the Patriots 1.00
00:38:20.380 can get a bitch. 1.00
00:38:20.640 Pull up Mark Davis 1.00
00:38:21.280 right now 1.00
00:38:21.640 and his fucking haircut. 1.00
00:38:23.080 But why would you want to? 1.00
00:38:24.420 If you're his wife, 0.89
00:38:25.200 look at his wife, bruh! 0.97
00:38:29.640 Yeah, he looks like...
00:38:31.140 Which one of the Three Stooges
00:38:32.800 was that?
00:38:33.300 Curly, I think.
00:38:33.980 He looks like Curly
00:38:34.780 got like... 1.00
00:38:35.160 You know how much bullshit 1.00
00:38:36.120 he probably says? 1.00
00:38:36.760 How much nonsense 0.89
00:38:37.600 he has to listen to? 0.96
00:38:39.160 No, look at his haircut.
00:38:40.820 None.
00:38:41.020 Come on.
00:38:41.660 He goes, hey,
00:38:42.440 Homer's living his best life.
00:38:44.060 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:38:44.660 Fuck out of here. 1.00
00:38:45.520 You want to shape a playboy? 1.00
00:38:47.260 He's like, nah,
00:38:47.760 just cut it straight across.
00:38:48.680 He looks like 0.99
00:38:49.120 John Green's retarded cousin. 1.00
00:38:51.980 That's the perfect... 0.89
00:38:53.340 I don't know.
00:38:55.240 I think the Patriots...
00:38:56.080 No, I think the burn victim...
00:38:57.160 John Davis and his lady.
00:38:58.460 Yo, the burn victim
00:38:59.680 looks better than old boy.
00:39:01.260 By the way, by the way,
00:39:02.240 there's...
00:39:03.120 Jose, to your point,
00:39:04.460 there is...
00:39:04.980 He doesn't have to hear 0.99
00:39:05.580 zero bullshit at all. 0.99
00:39:07.100 He goes... 0.99
00:39:07.660 She goes, hey, honey.
00:39:08.880 He goes, here's a credit card.
00:39:10.220 Here's a debit card
00:39:10.980 that has one...
00:39:11.980 Like $100,000 already on it.
00:39:14.000 Here you go.
00:39:14.920 Don't talk to me.
00:39:16.020 And he just...
00:39:16.620 What do you think
00:39:17.080 he asked for at the barber?
00:39:17.960 I don't think it's that simple.
00:39:19.120 You don't think
00:39:19.820 it's that simple.
00:39:20.460 It's that simple.
00:39:21.500 It's 100% that simple.
00:39:22.700 He married her, right?
00:39:23.640 Are they married?
00:39:24.520 I don't know.
00:39:25.680 If they're married,
00:39:26.460 then she's got him.
00:39:27.540 If you have 100 million,
00:39:28.800 you can do whatever you want.
00:39:29.760 You got billions? 0.99
00:39:31.020 You can literally kill 1.00
00:39:31.860 whoever you want. 0.99
00:39:32.460 You can do anything.
00:39:33.460 When you own an NFL team,
00:39:36.040 I don't think there is
00:39:37.260 anything that can
00:39:37.980 actually happen to you.
00:39:38.900 I think the level of this
00:39:41.120 is actually the NBA team
00:39:42.220 because they actually got to...
00:39:44.340 When I heard the story
00:39:46.160 about Robert Kraft,
00:39:47.700 my immediate thought was,
00:39:48.480 oh, he was decapitating children
00:39:50.440 and this was the charge
00:39:51.420 that they actually got him on.
00:39:52.820 Right. 0.99
00:39:53.180 They're getting jerked off. 1.00
00:39:54.460 They get you on bullshit. 1.00
00:39:55.680 Yeah, exactly. 1.00
00:39:56.840 Dan Snyder is probably 0.85
00:39:57.960 like a mass murderer 0.99
00:39:58.840 and he goes down 0.98
00:39:59.480 because of racism.
00:40:00.880 Exactly.
00:40:01.160 That's what I'm thinking of
00:40:01.900 was Dan Snyder.
00:40:02.780 Dan Snyder, yeah.
00:40:03.320 Do you think back in the day
00:40:04.260 the slave owners
00:40:06.180 were at the level of NBA?
00:40:08.380 Because I feel like
00:40:09.000 it's the same overlap.
00:40:10.440 The regular people
00:40:11.380 looked at the NBA owners
00:40:12.480 the same way they did
00:40:13.220 at the slave owners back then.
00:40:14.420 It's the same thing.
00:40:14.720 And guess what?
00:40:15.560 Same people that own the boats,
00:40:17.260 own the plantations,
00:40:18.580 own the NBA teams,
00:40:19.840 own the NFL teams.
00:40:21.660 Dude, I forgot about that.
00:40:22.940 Putin stole one of Robert Kraft's
00:40:24.800 Super Bowl rings
00:40:25.480 and he still has it.
00:40:25.860 He gave it back.
00:40:27.320 What?
00:40:27.600 Nah, he still has it.
00:40:28.780 Nah.
00:40:29.620 Oh, he's getting
00:40:30.540 the tenant bucks now.
00:40:33.300 He passed the ring.
00:40:34.700 He gave it back.
00:40:35.740 Putin's a hero.
00:40:36.940 The two non-sports listeners
00:40:39.240 in here,
00:40:39.920 Top and Jose,
00:40:40.660 do you know this story?
00:40:42.060 What story?
00:40:43.040 About Robert Kraft and Putin.
00:40:45.420 Putin has to see his ring.
00:40:47.120 So he had a Super Bowl ring
00:40:48.600 and Putin was like,
00:40:49.920 can I see that?
00:40:51.040 And he's like,
00:40:51.520 yeah, sure.
00:40:51.880 And he gave it to him
00:40:52.560 and then Putin walked off.
00:40:54.040 And then Robert Kraft was like,
00:40:55.460 hold on, that's my...
00:40:56.420 And the bodyguard stepped in
00:40:57.700 and they were like,
00:40:58.180 you don't talk to him that way.
00:41:01.440 He pumped his ring now.
00:41:03.860 He was like,
00:41:04.380 it's my ring.
00:41:05.540 It's the most gangster thing.
00:41:07.020 I do believe that the real story
00:41:09.100 is that he did come back
00:41:10.080 and give it to him.
00:41:11.120 But it is funny to think
00:41:12.560 that he just walked off with it.
00:41:13.880 He just had...
00:41:14.280 How did we end up
00:41:14.840 talking about football owners?
00:41:16.740 We went from Robert Kraft 0.99
00:41:17.460 and jerked off. 1.00
00:41:18.900 Jerked off. 1.00
00:41:19.680 Oh, yeah.
00:41:20.420 We skipped over Toad.
00:41:21.960 Are you getting handies from...
00:41:23.940 Yeah, for real.
00:41:24.920 Niha Maz? 0.61
00:41:25.460 This makes sense.
00:41:27.420 Yeah, he is.
00:41:28.240 No, but...
00:41:29.380 No, no, no.
00:41:31.320 Well, you were...
00:41:32.020 He was just about to tell us
00:41:33.220 how to barter with them.
00:41:34.500 And then we kind of...
00:41:35.360 No, you don't barter.
00:41:36.280 This would be the most 0.99
00:41:37.220 skip the pussy thing, right? 0.99
00:41:38.600 Just to get handies 1.00
00:41:39.620 from massage ballers. 1.00
00:41:40.680 That is the most skip the pussy. 1.00
00:41:41.660 That is skipping the pussy. 1.00
00:41:42.880 That is. 0.99
00:41:43.260 You can very easily 1.00
00:41:44.240 get the pussy. 1.00
00:41:45.560 It's efficient. 1.00
00:41:46.000 You don't barter.
00:41:46.440 What you got to do
00:41:47.060 is you just like... 1.00
00:41:48.520 You pick the bitch that you want 1.00
00:41:50.000 and you go up to her 1.00
00:41:50.900 and you just be like,
00:41:51.620 Yo, I'm going to give you
00:41:53.800 like 300.
00:41:55.660 You tell me what
00:41:56.580 that's going to get me.
00:41:58.040 That's how you do it.
00:41:58.920 Like, this is what
00:41:59.420 I'm going to pay you.
00:42:00.580 You pay 300 for a handy?
00:42:02.720 He's like,
00:42:07.220 Here's the deed to my car.
00:42:08.760 Can I kiss you?
00:42:11.880 I was in Vegas.
00:42:13.160 What do you want?
00:42:13.820 She was hot. 1.00
00:42:16.580 Hey, well, Clint, 1.00
00:42:18.060 how much did that bitch 1.00
00:42:18.840 cost in Vegas 1.00
00:42:19.500 that was trying to solicit you
00:42:21.440 for two hours?
00:42:22.800 A lot more than...
00:42:23.680 Oh, I didn't pay any.
00:42:25.380 No, you didn't pay,
00:42:26.560 but did she ever
00:42:27.480 give you the price?
00:42:28.340 My stepdad gave me...
00:42:29.560 I think she gave me a lap dance. 0.99
00:42:31.100 No, actually, she didn't.
00:42:32.080 She just sat there
00:42:33.000 and talked to me.
00:42:34.740 She wanted... 1.00
00:42:35.700 Okay, yeah, she wanted... 1.00
00:42:37.320 I was like,
00:42:37.800 I'll fly you out, you know?
00:42:39.080 And then she was like,
00:42:39.880 I need to compensate me
00:42:42.040 for not working
00:42:42.980 for the weekend,
00:42:44.120 so 10,000, 12,000 is good.
00:42:47.040 Jesus.
00:42:47.440 And I was like, 1.00
00:42:48.040 the fuck? 1.00
00:42:49.800 That's wild. 1.00
00:42:51.260 That was her play, though.
00:42:52.660 She was like...
00:42:53.900 Because she knew
00:42:54.300 I lived in a nice house
00:42:55.120 in San Diego.
00:42:55.760 She's like,
00:42:56.080 I'll take a weekend off
00:42:57.580 of stripping in front 0.99
00:42:58.800 of rando psychopaths 1.00
00:43:00.300 to go fuck this dude 1.00
00:43:01.140 for 12 grand. 1.00
00:43:02.080 I was like,
00:43:02.840 it's a smart business model.
00:43:04.400 How much is she making? 0.97
00:43:05.200 I could have had
00:43:05.700 a builder money.
00:43:06.260 Crazy money, bro.
00:43:07.620 10 grand a weekend.
00:43:09.460 10 grand a weekend.
00:43:09.820 You're saying stripper?
00:43:10.580 You said she was a stripper? 1.00
00:43:11.460 As a stripper. 0.85
00:43:12.180 She was a stripper 1.00
00:43:13.340 at the best strip club 0.94
00:43:14.680 in Vegas.
00:43:15.020 Yeah, they're making banks.
00:43:15.980 Yeah, so was this check.
00:43:17.140 You were at Sapphire?
00:43:17.920 10 grand a weekend.
00:43:19.340 That's right.
00:43:20.340 It was either Sapphire
00:43:21.420 or the other one.
00:43:22.060 They're making
00:43:22.380 at least a K a day.
00:43:23.240 No, I was at Spearmint Rhino.
00:43:24.540 I was at Sapphire. 0.99
00:43:25.680 Is there any pussy 0.99
00:43:26.420 actually worth that much? 1.00
00:43:26.500 300 to 500 grand a year 1.00
00:43:28.160 just showing your pussy 1.00
00:43:29.420 and tits? 1.00
00:43:29.540 She makes a million easy. 1.00
00:43:32.300 Oh my God. 1.00
00:43:33.140 Is there any pussy 1.00
00:43:35.000 worth that much? 1.00
00:43:36.160 Because listen,
00:43:36.960 wars have been fought 1.00
00:43:37.700 over pussy. 1.00
00:43:38.380 Mainly over pussy 1.00
00:43:39.700 when you really think about it 1.00
00:43:40.760 when it all comes down to it.
00:43:42.480 Up until the...
00:43:44.260 That's why I skip it, dude.
00:43:45.320 Because I'm anti-war.
00:43:46.760 Don't do that.
00:43:48.300 Up until the Federal Reserve
00:43:50.040 was created.
00:43:51.580 I will say this.
00:43:52.900 Up until the Federal Reserve... 1.00
00:43:53.940 It's about wars over pussy. 1.00
00:43:54.700 Got it, got it. 1.00
00:43:56.820 Up until the Jews 1.00
00:43:58.080 got into financing
00:43:59.740 and starting wars. 0.93
00:44:01.900 Hold on.
00:44:02.220 Speaking of that, guys,
00:44:03.740 go click on the QR code.
00:44:05.180 You could see Cole 0.99
00:44:06.120 get fucked up 0.99
00:44:06.860 at Brohimi and Grove. 1.00
00:44:08.920 By that dude's husband.
00:44:10.080 By that dude's wife. 1.00
00:44:12.060 Speaking of Jew pussy. 1.00
00:44:15.300 Go ahead, 1.00
00:44:16.000 go finish your shit. 1.00
00:44:17.060 But they're for sale 1.00
00:44:17.960 for real.
00:44:18.360 Go there.
00:44:18.580 What I was saying is
00:44:19.180 before the Jews 0.99
00:44:20.420 got into starting wars,
00:44:21.760 it was almost 1.00
00:44:22.520 exclusively fought over pussy. 1.00
00:44:25.600 Legitimately, actually. 0.99
00:44:26.440 Ah, the good old days.
00:44:28.860 Like 1850s onward 0.99
00:44:31.040 is where we stopped 0.99
00:44:31.860 fighting for pussy. 1.00
00:44:32.760 Yeah, because we used 1.00
00:44:33.280 to rape and pillage 0.98
00:44:34.080 like real men. 1.00
00:44:35.080 Yeah.
00:44:35.820 And now we just
00:44:36.440 do it for money?
00:44:37.980 Now we're like,
00:44:38.540 resources?
00:44:39.640 Oh, God. 1.00
00:44:40.620 This is dumb. 0.99
00:44:40.920 Is it a surprise 1.00
00:44:41.760 why everything is so gay? 1.00
00:44:43.640 You get resources 1.00
00:44:44.300 for pussy. 1.00
00:44:45.780 That's really the whole thing. 1.00
00:44:47.180 Honestly,
00:44:47.600 this is all that it's about.
00:44:48.580 They fought a war
00:44:49.260 over spices.
00:44:50.480 Why? 1.00
00:44:51.040 For the bitches 1.00
00:44:52.140 that cook pussy. 1.00
00:44:53.820 Their wife wanted to 1.00
00:44:54.580 like,
00:44:54.760 I want to cook
00:44:55.300 like Indians 1.00
00:44:56.140 instead of importing them.
00:44:57.300 Yeah.
00:44:57.600 Yeah.
00:44:57.980 Now the Jews 1.00
00:44:59.140 are just raping 1.00
00:44:59.860 Palestinian bussy. 1.00
00:45:01.500 As Clint would say, 0.81
00:45:02.620 I did it all
00:45:03.220 for the nookie. 0.81
00:45:05.460 That's right.
00:45:06.080 That is actually
00:45:06.980 the story of humanity.
00:45:08.800 Yeah.
00:45:09.720 Doing it all
00:45:10.360 for the nookie. 0.81
00:45:11.260 It literally goes back
00:45:12.200 to Adam and Eve.
00:45:13.240 Eve was like,
00:45:13.860 hey, eat this.
00:45:14.540 And he was like, 1.00
00:45:15.500 can I get some pussy later? 1.00
00:45:17.100 And she was like, 1.00
00:45:17.640 fine, just eat it.
00:45:18.640 And he goes like,
00:45:19.180 okay.
00:45:20.060 He's like,
00:45:20.340 but God said not to.
00:45:21.340 And she was like, 1.00
00:45:21.980 but I got a pussy. 1.00
00:45:22.820 And he's like, 1.00
00:45:23.240 does God have pussy? 1.00
00:45:25.080 And he goes like, 1.00
00:45:25.940 no.
00:45:28.920 I don't think he does.
00:45:31.240 You know how unproductive
00:45:32.480 we'd be 1.00
00:45:32.920 if there was not pussy? 1.00
00:45:34.580 Hold on. 1.00
00:45:35.520 Oh God.
00:45:38.860 You want to know 1.00
00:45:39.820 how good pussy is? 1.00
00:45:41.400 It made a man 1.00
00:45:42.660 leave God. 0.99
00:45:43.900 So women are demons? 1.00
00:45:50.980 Yes. 0.99
00:45:52.040 For real. 1.00
00:45:52.640 God ain't gonna suck my dick. 1.00
00:45:54.300 Oh, that is a great 1.00
00:45:55.460 setup for like a joke.
00:45:57.240 Yeah, but God gotta
00:45:58.920 get God,
00:45:59.820 but God gotta
00:46:00.580 gag reflex though.
00:46:01.920 So just remember that. 1.00
00:46:02.960 All the shit that the Jews 1.00
00:46:04.080 that they do 1.00
00:46:05.020 like to subvert you,
00:46:06.520 the pornography, 0.89
00:46:08.260 the even like
00:46:09.480 the predatory loans 0.93
00:46:10.580 and shit like that. 0.64
00:46:11.240 Like how they have 0.99
00:46:12.060 their foothold
00:46:13.160 in this country. 1.00
00:46:14.140 You do it all for pussy. 1.00
00:46:15.500 That's really all that it is. 1.00
00:46:16.780 Ah, yes.
00:46:17.400 If we charge
00:46:18.040 double digit interest rate,
00:46:19.740 I can put double digits 1.00
00:46:20.800 in this bitch. 1.00
00:46:22.300 For real. 1.00
00:46:22.780 Dude, I mean, listen.
00:46:24.000 We know a guy
00:46:25.040 right there
00:46:26.160 that just bought a house 0.99
00:46:27.280 at probably like
00:46:27.900 15% interest rate 1.00
00:46:29.200 to put his pussy 1.00
00:46:31.000 inside of. 1.00
00:46:31.720 Yeah, he probably bought it
00:46:33.540 on a credit card. 1.00
00:46:34.420 He's a fucking lunatic. 1.00
00:46:39.180 He's like, 1.00
00:46:39.680 guys, it's 20% good.
00:46:41.440 That's pretty good, right?
00:46:42.420 It's genius.
00:46:44.640 Then they catch you 1.00
00:46:45.380 getting pussy. 1.00
00:46:46.300 Then you're like, 1.00
00:46:46.640 oh shit, 1.00
00:46:46.980 it was fucking 15. 1.00
00:46:48.020 And then you're like, 1.00
00:46:48.480 damn it, 0.98
00:46:48.740 now I won't be able 1.00
00:46:49.260 to get pussy 1.00
00:46:49.820 if they expose me. 1.00
00:46:50.880 He's like,
00:46:51.320 all of the interest payments
00:46:53.400 are deferred
00:46:54.020 until two years in.
00:46:55.840 So I'll be all right.
00:46:56.720 I got a balloon payment
00:46:57.720 of $75,000 in two years.
00:47:00.280 Here's the most diabolical
00:47:01.480 part of that whole thing,
00:47:02.360 Jose.
00:47:03.060 They do it like
00:47:04.540 they subvert you 1.00
00:47:05.540 with pussy 1.00
00:47:06.140 and then they take it away. 1.00
00:47:07.900 And then they're like,
00:47:08.520 now everything's mussy 0.99
00:47:09.540 and everything's gay. 0.99
00:47:10.440 But they don't take it away though.
00:47:12.480 They do. 1.00
00:47:13.660 You can jerk off to porn, 1.00
00:47:15.140 but I mean, 1.00
00:47:15.660 there's a bunch of dudes
00:47:16.500 running out there.
00:47:16.680 Who's taking it away? 1.00
00:47:17.420 There's so much pussy everywhere. 1.00
00:47:19.780 No, 1.00
00:47:20.340 there's not.
00:47:21.220 No,
00:47:21.500 there's not.
00:47:23.000 Not for the rest of us.
00:47:25.980 Not for anyone
00:47:26.500 with a net worth
00:47:27.200 under $100,000.
00:47:28.540 I don't know.
00:47:29.120 Every single dude
00:47:30.740 I know 0.82
00:47:31.020 has got his shit together 1.00
00:47:32.140 somewhat skinned pussy. 1.00
00:47:34.260 Well, 1.00
00:47:34.740 I mean,
00:47:35.700 a net worth
00:47:36.320 under $100,000
00:47:37.100 and a rating
00:47:39.400 over a five.
00:47:41.880 Yeah,
00:47:42.260 mostly like,
00:47:43.100 if you're a semi-decent
00:47:44.040 looking dude
00:47:44.580 that has a decent job, 1.00
00:47:45.940 I think you can get pussy 1.00
00:47:46.920 pretty easily. 0.99
00:47:47.180 And isn't actually
00:47:47.820 scared of box.
00:47:49.280 Yeah, 1.00
00:47:49.800 you can get pussy easy. 1.00
00:47:50.460 Oh, 1.00
00:47:50.700 then I'm out.
00:47:51.660 I mean,
00:47:52.200 you literally go on Tinder
00:47:53.260 and blah, blah, blah, blah, 1.00
00:47:53.900 whatever the fuck. 1.00
00:47:54.840 Like, 0.99
00:47:55.060 it's more available
00:47:55.800 than it was
00:47:56.280 back in the day for me.
00:47:57.880 I think it's better.
00:47:59.420 Yeah.
00:47:59.940 Oh,
00:48:00.440 God.
00:48:02.420 I mean, 1.00
00:48:02.680 the pussy is kind of terrifying. 1.00
00:48:03.860 If a guy could fuck a woman 1.00
00:48:04.780 in a carpet box, 1.00
00:48:05.720 he wouldn't buy a house.
00:48:06.540 Like,
00:48:06.740 think about that. 1.00
00:48:07.460 Look at that shit. 1.00
00:48:08.040 That's true. 1.00
00:48:08.360 That's true. 0.99
00:48:09.080 What the fuck's going on in there? 1.00
00:48:10.140 Maybe I'm gay or something. 1.00
00:48:11.580 I don't know.
00:48:12.300 Dude,
00:48:12.580 it's so funny
00:48:13.460 because,
00:48:13.900 like,
00:48:14.100 you see the,
00:48:14.720 like,
00:48:15.600 women actually, 1.00
00:48:16.480 women. 0.81
00:48:16.600 Toad is just speaking
00:48:17.900 underneath everybody
00:48:18.820 and he's,
00:48:19.360 like,
00:48:19.460 pontificating on
00:48:20.280 maybe I am gay.
00:48:21.480 And everyone's talking over him.
00:48:23.420 Yeah,
00:48:23.660 whatever.
00:48:25.720 Yes,
00:48:26.160 women can get 1.00
00:48:27.120 a stupid amount of pussy. 1.00
00:48:29.000 You have no idea 1.00
00:48:29.760 how much pussy Josie can get. 1.00
00:48:31.120 Oh, 1.00
00:48:31.220 my God. 1.00
00:48:31.880 Women can get so much pussy. 1.00
00:48:33.620 It's stupid. 1.00
00:48:34.440 Women are the key to get pussy 1.00
00:48:35.620 if you're some, 1.00
00:48:36.460 as a dude who already has a pussy. 1.00
00:48:37.920 That's the only way 1.00
00:48:38.580 you really can get another pussy 1.00
00:48:39.920 is with that pussy. 1.00
00:48:41.320 Like, 1.00
00:48:41.480 they're the one
00:48:41.920 that have to make it happen.
00:48:43.060 See,
00:48:43.480 right here.
00:48:43.780 Look at Cole.
00:48:44.420 If your wife is not
00:48:45.780 the one pursuing it,
00:48:47.120 you're probably not going to get it.
00:48:48.440 It's when you use fish
00:48:49.260 to catch other fish.
00:48:50.580 Yeah.
00:48:50.720 That's why,
00:48:51.140 that's why you call,
00:48:51.880 that's why you call it 1.00
00:48:52.720 your bottom bitch. 1.00
00:48:53.460 Andrew Tate talks about this 1.00
00:48:54.520 at length.
00:48:55.480 You're using chum
00:48:56.680 to get the other fish. 1.00
00:48:58.260 Bottom bitch, 1.00
00:48:58.820 i.e. my wife. 1.00
00:49:01.800 Yep.
00:49:02.120 This has gotten really degenerated.
00:49:03.500 Plus it's carnivalism.
00:49:04.660 I think I should do some mailbag.
00:49:05.620 Welcome to the show, Top.
00:49:07.900 No,
00:49:08.100 this made me feel bad
00:49:09.480 a little bit,
00:49:10.060 right?
00:49:10.540 Laney edit.
00:49:11.220 Laney edit.
00:49:11.800 Swap it up.
00:49:12.300 Laney edit first?
00:49:13.160 Okay.
00:49:13.480 Let's do it
00:49:13.820 and then get the mailbag.
00:49:14.600 No,
00:49:15.320 I think you go mailbag
00:49:16.160 then Laney edit.
00:49:16.680 I think we've definitely,
00:49:18.440 we've done like a hundred
00:49:20.100 episodes like this.
00:49:21.720 I agree. 0.99
00:49:22.280 I don't do shit. 0.71
00:49:23.800 I want to keep people here. 1.00
00:49:25.900 I know no motherfucker 0.98
00:49:27.120 leaving before the Laney edit. 0.99
00:49:28.640 Yeah,
00:49:28.920 that's true.
00:49:29.140 You know the mailbag
00:49:30.420 is going to make us
00:49:31.080 less degenerate
00:49:32.000 than we just were,
00:49:32.720 obviously.
00:49:33.240 Mark Vestibule.
00:49:34.680 Mark Vestibule, 1.00
00:49:35.820 the fucking legend. 1.00
00:49:36.900 Suck Toad's Toes for 15 minutes 1.00
00:49:40.840 and eat his ass for a further five 1.00
00:49:43.260 or drink a cup of water 1.00
00:49:45.400 from the Ganges.
00:49:47.520 I love he was like,
00:49:49.680 he was like 15 minutes 0.52
00:49:50.780 sucking his toes. 0.57
00:49:52.180 No, 1.00
00:49:52.480 that's not bad enough. 1.00
00:49:53.420 And eating his ass for five minutes. 1.00
00:49:55.200 I suck my own toes, man. 1.00
00:49:57.040 That's not bad. 1.00
00:49:57.340 All right,
00:49:57.560 wait, 1.00
00:49:58.220 let's just remove the eating ass. 1.00
00:50:00.000 You suck Toad's Toes. 1.00
00:50:00.820 No, 1.00
00:50:01.080 no, 1.00
00:50:01.340 eating his ass is, 1.00
00:50:02.200 no, 1.00
00:50:02.540 no, 0.99
00:50:02.640 I would suck Toad's Toes for 15 minutes 0.99
00:50:05.400 over Ganges. 0.99
00:50:06.540 that's not even close 0.99
00:50:07.920 yeah that's like shit water right 1.00
00:50:09.660 no it's literally shit you would be 1.00
00:50:11.960 you might die you actually 1.00
00:50:14.280 might die like legitimately like you would be 0.69
00:50:16.300 really close to death 1.00
00:50:17.180 yo toad put your fucking toes in your mouth right now 1.00
00:50:20.540 yeah 1.00
00:50:20.760 so put your fucking toes in your mouth toad 1.00
00:50:24.140 someone got that 1.00
00:50:28.000 someone get it
00:50:28.800 possibly the worst thing
00:50:30.220 why would you do that 1.00
00:50:31.380 are you out of your fucking mind 1.00
00:50:33.440 cause I can I'm flexible 1.00
00:50:35.240 that was great dude I can do it too
00:50:37.300 I used to be able to put my legs behind my head 1.00
00:50:39.920 you know I still couldn't suck my dick 1.00
00:50:41.920 but I tried 1.00
00:50:42.320 the thing is like I know like toad
00:50:45.580 at least for all his faults
00:50:47.540 he is pretty clean
00:50:48.920 and that is the exact
00:50:51.720 opposite of the gages 1.00
00:50:52.860 are you trying to talk your way into eating his ass 1.00
00:50:54.860 over okay 1.00
00:50:56.100 here's my argument for this Clint 0.99
00:50:59.820 cause the ass puts it over the line 1.00
00:51:01.220 I got like a porcelain asshole here 1.00
00:51:03.340 here's my argument for this 1.00
00:51:05.180 of just going with toad 1.00
00:51:07.560 would you rather eat toad's ass 1.00
00:51:10.900 or 1.00
00:51:11.720 no wait
00:51:12.960 or
00:51:13.760 indirectly
00:51:15.480 be touching your mouth 1.00
00:51:17.220 to a billion indians ass 1.00
00:51:19.860 because 1.00
00:51:20.720 they're all of their ass 1.00
00:51:22.160 is going right into the gages 1.00
00:51:23.220 indian ass 1.00
00:51:24.260 yeah it's indirect dog 1.00
00:51:25.640 yeah it's water
00:51:26.460 you're directly
00:51:27.560 you know what I couldn't handle
00:51:28.700 here's the thing
00:51:29.360 you're just thinking about it
00:51:30.640 from a tactile perspective
00:51:31.740 where it's like
00:51:32.380 what would it taste like
00:51:33.220 like could you get around the hemorrhoids 1.00
00:51:34.680 that are on his asshole 1.00
00:51:35.480 you know that it's well 1.00
00:51:36.560 I do have some
00:51:37.620 the problem is
00:51:38.580 now listen
00:51:40.000 he's going to be
00:51:40.660 they're like grapes
00:51:41.380 textural
00:51:42.060 bite it
00:51:46.480 yeah help me get rid of my hemorrhoids 1.00
00:51:49.720 oh shut the fuck up 1.00
00:51:51.740 bite them off 1.00
00:51:53.260 god I hate you so much 1.00
00:51:55.600 I'm going straight ganges 0.99
00:51:57.680 here's the problem
00:51:58.480 here's the problem though
00:51:59.640 you will not be
00:52:02.440 like able to move
00:52:03.580 for at least three days
00:52:05.340 because you will be 0.99
00:52:06.860 shitting 1.00
00:52:07.340 and throwing up 1.00
00:52:08.340 and pissing 0.76
00:52:08.980 all over yourself
00:52:09.720 I think it varies
00:52:10.180 it would vary
00:52:10.880 which I mean listen
00:52:11.820 not all the time 0.99
00:52:12.660 you might get really bad shit water 0.97
00:52:14.460 you might get like 0.99
00:52:15.280 it depends how strong
00:52:16.460 your stomach is
00:52:16.960 the ganges is probably 1.00
00:52:19.100 30% shit 1.00
00:52:20.180 Cole 0.99
00:52:20.660 this is what you have to consider
00:52:21.740 I just want you guys 1.00
00:52:22.420 to all eat my ass 1.00
00:52:23.300 come on 1.00
00:52:23.680 this is what you got to consider
00:52:25.020 it's not the fact
00:52:25.780 that you're going to be 1.00
00:52:26.360 eating his ass 1.00
00:52:27.060 it's the fact that he's going to be 1.00
00:52:28.140 bent over in front of you
00:52:29.020 and going
00:52:29.500 five minutes
00:52:34.520 can I have it
00:52:35.540 like a
00:52:36.020 like a
00:52:36.520 like a
00:52:38.340 like a
00:52:38.720 like a
00:52:39.660 glory hole
00:52:40.420 kind of setting
00:52:41.120 where there's a
00:52:41.760 there's a wall
00:52:42.680 and it's just a hole 1.00
00:52:43.900 just an asshole 0.99
00:52:44.340 and like 1.00
00:52:44.700 he just sticks his foot through 0.96
00:52:46.300 and I suck on his toes 1.00
00:52:47.360 and then he sticks his ass up to it 1.00
00:52:48.840 and I eat his ass 1.00
00:52:49.580 and then it's done 1.00
00:52:50.780 it's over with
00:52:51.660 yeah we
00:52:52.040 dude it has
00:52:53.500 I don't have to hear on
00:52:54.460 I'll just look at him
00:52:55.080 that doesn't even look like
00:52:56.060 it's his own foot
00:52:56.840 which makes it even better 0.99
00:52:57.860 suck toad's toes 1.00
00:52:59.960 get toad 0.99
00:53:00.580 it doesn't look like
00:53:01.380 his own foot
00:53:02.000 that doesn't seem possible
00:53:03.480 it looks like
00:53:05.620 it looks like 1.00
00:53:06.200 some dominatrix bitch 1.00
00:53:07.400 is like 1.00
00:53:07.800 suck my toe 0.86
00:53:08.440 and he's like 0.99
00:53:09.100 alright
00:53:09.360 he's got those down legs
00:53:11.080 actually it was her
00:53:11.820 which would you rather do 1.00
00:53:13.220 eat his ass for five minutes 1.00
00:53:14.300 or suck his toes for 15 1.00
00:53:15.460 I think the toes 0.99
00:53:16.620 might be debatably worse
00:53:17.780 obviously the toes
00:53:18.420 no they're not worse
00:53:18.960 the toes might be worse
00:53:20.060 he said he has 0.99
00:53:20.880 I'm sucking his toes 1.00
00:53:21.700 what are you guys talking about 1.00
00:53:23.220 you're going to eat toad's ass 1.00
00:53:24.540 out of your mind 1.00
00:53:25.300 you don't have to look at him
00:53:26.560 what
00:53:26.920 I embrace the size of grief
00:53:29.140 stop stop stop stop
00:53:30.340 like you said
00:53:30.720 1.1 million liters
00:53:33.000 are dumped in the river
00:53:33.720 every minute
00:53:34.900 every minute
00:53:36.360 every minute
00:53:37.460 you're getting what
00:53:38.780 wow
00:53:39.480 yeah but then you have to
00:53:40.960 do the math
00:53:41.680 on how much water
00:53:42.660 there is in there
00:53:43.400 so like
00:53:43.800 how much it diffuses
00:53:45.380 that's raw sewage
00:53:47.020 and then industrial waste
00:53:48.360 over 500 million liters
00:53:49.320 of untreated wastewater
00:53:50.520 from industrial sources
00:53:51.700 are discharged in the Ganges
00:53:52.560 daily
00:53:52.880 you might get superpowers
00:53:54.280 bro
00:53:54.840 I'll live off this water
00:53:56.760 for the rest of my life
00:53:57.660 if it means I don't have 1.00
00:53:58.320 to eat toad's ass 1.00
00:53:59.480 for 5 minutes 1.00
00:54:00.920 you're dying 1.00
00:54:01.600 you're crazy 0.98
00:54:03.100 I'm not ever eating 1.00
00:54:03.940 toad's ass 0.99
00:54:04.640 ever 1.00
00:54:05.600 I value
00:54:09.280 you're crushing my dreams
00:54:10.900 bro 1.00
00:54:11.100 I value toad's ass 1.00
00:54:12.640 over the 1.00
00:54:13.820 the shit 1.00
00:54:14.920 of a billion Indians 1.00
00:54:16.760 I value toad's ass 1.00
00:54:18.920 over the shit 1.00
00:54:19.440 of a million Indians 1.00
00:54:20.440 alright
00:54:20.840 I'll take it down
00:54:21.660 by 100x
00:54:22.700 I'm like
00:54:23.200 yeah
00:54:23.560 do you know the name
00:54:24.360 of that really skinny Indian 1.00
00:54:25.640 the skinny Indian dude 0.93
00:54:27.520 that's on like
00:54:28.300 Instagram
00:54:28.700 oh
00:54:29.340 he has this
00:54:30.920 he's always singing
00:54:31.480 the same song
00:54:32.380 and then
00:54:33.120 but he's just like
00:54:33.900 so emaciated
00:54:35.620 he's not that thin
00:54:38.580 he's not emaciated
00:54:39.900 I don't know
00:54:41.560 still water
00:54:42.080 I'm still going water
00:54:43.000 and I get it
00:54:43.660 alright next question
00:54:44.540 I
00:54:44.820 legitimately
00:54:45.640 y'all would die
00:54:46.760 I think y'all would die
00:54:47.680 I did good
00:54:48.620 I'm so offended by this
00:54:50.720 taking my chances
00:54:51.800 Clint do you own a chain
00:54:53.220 gold or silver
00:54:53.860 if you don't own one
00:54:54.860 why not
00:54:55.340 well
00:54:55.680 you'll be happy to know
00:54:57.060 Aaron Jay
00:54:57.620 that in fact
00:54:58.300 for the first
00:54:59.140 five years of my adult life
00:55:01.720 I wore a silver chain
00:55:02.640 and I have not
00:55:03.680 ever since
00:55:04.380 why
00:55:05.260 why'd you
00:55:05.640 why'd you stop
00:55:06.460 yeah
00:55:07.240 I became
00:55:08.200 slightly less of a wigger 1.00
00:55:09.420 you know what 0.96
00:55:12.200 I found out why
00:55:13.460 they wear
00:55:14.160 the chains
00:55:14.900 and have the
00:55:15.580 jirly
00:55:15.920 jirly
00:55:17.620 yeah
00:55:18.180 the jirly
00:55:18.840 you know why
00:55:19.820 it demonstrates
00:55:21.640 that they have
00:55:22.500 wealth
00:55:22.920 no
00:55:23.700 it's actually because
00:55:25.000 when they were arrested
00:55:26.520 pimps when they were arrested
00:55:27.760 they will take your cash
00:55:29.940 but if they take your jewelry
00:55:31.860 it actually is considered
00:55:33.520 like a personal item
00:55:34.840 and they have to give it back
00:55:35.920 and so they would spend
00:55:37.820 a bunch of money
00:55:38.960 on their jirly
00:55:39.960 and then they would keep it
00:55:41.480 and so like
00:55:41.980 they would always
00:55:42.520 and so like
00:55:43.080 if they ever got arrested
00:55:43.900 when you say
00:55:44.860 jewelry like that 1.00
00:55:45.740 makes me want to kill you 1.00
00:55:46.940 that's how 1.00
00:55:48.080 that's how DJ Collins
00:55:49.440 says it
00:55:49.880 I always love saying it
00:55:51.200 like that
00:55:51.640 that's pretty smart
00:55:52.900 actually
00:55:53.340 like we think
00:55:54.040 they're just wasting money
00:55:54.960 but like they're spending
00:55:55.820 money on assets
00:55:56.720 as opposed to just
00:55:57.680 yeah
00:55:57.900 just once again
00:55:58.660 it's funny
00:55:59.780 once again
00:56:00.500 the state incentivizing 0.98
00:56:02.040 black people 0.95
00:56:02.560 to have high time 0.99
00:56:03.560 preference
00:56:04.440 that's true
00:56:05.760 that's the way
00:56:06.600 that's explained though
00:56:07.420 it's kind of low time
00:56:08.360 preference
00:56:08.720 they're using it
00:56:09.900 like bitcoin
00:56:10.520 yeah
00:56:11.140 it kind of is
00:56:11.900 because you're cutting out
00:56:12.840 like that middle step
00:56:13.760 where you'd have to
00:56:14.220 it's a store of value
00:56:15.200 get the money
00:56:15.760 and then use the money
00:56:16.460 on something else
00:56:16.960 actually it's funny
00:56:18.040 because like
00:56:18.640 they're literally
00:56:19.300 like it's like
00:56:20.720 it's where them
00:56:21.380 and who's that guy
00:56:22.080 that hates bitcoin
00:56:22.880 the big libertarian guy
00:56:24.000 that like hates bitcoin
00:56:25.020 but his little
00:56:25.480 Peter Schiff
00:56:26.080 Peter Schiff
00:56:27.520 he's like Peter Schiff 0.71
00:56:28.800 and drug dealers 0.96
00:56:30.560 and pimps
00:56:32.440 like it's just them
00:56:33.420 like locking hands together
00:56:34.680 over buying gold
00:56:36.020 Peter Schiff 1.00
00:56:39.000 is just some ghetto nigga 1.00
00:56:39.980 he's like 0.99
00:56:40.280 yo
00:56:40.580 you got them gold
00:56:43.300 buy this gold playboy
00:56:44.060 dude
00:56:44.360 can we get Peter Schiff
00:56:45.800 can we get
00:56:46.980 can we get a thing
00:56:48.280 of Peter Schiff
00:56:48.780 with a bunch of gold chains
00:56:50.100 like a big
00:56:50.760 like
00:56:51.040 also this Chase Bank thing 0.99
00:56:52.840 was the funniest shit 0.99
00:56:53.880 oh god play that 0.99
00:56:54.900 play that
00:56:55.520 no no
00:56:56.800 hey 1.00
00:56:57.320 shout out my nigga 0.99
00:56:58.340 Faceless 0.98
00:56:59.380 go to Faceless's one 1.00
00:57:00.840 fuck this 1.00
00:57:02.340 fuck this 1.00
00:57:02.880 go to Faceless's 1.00
00:57:03.960 Twitter
00:57:05.140 and then go to
00:57:06.920 Clown World might have
00:57:07.520 stolen it from Faceless
00:57:08.540 I don't know
00:57:09.020 because Faceless started
00:57:10.600 a news company
00:57:11.900 or whatever
00:57:12.620 like a news page
00:57:13.940 Overwatch
00:57:14.680 and I'd rather see it
00:57:17.240 from there
00:57:17.560 because he's funny
00:57:18.280 it's probably not even
00:57:19.680 on Faceless's thing
00:57:20.760 we had it like
00:57:21.640 completely way to go
00:57:22.640 and we're just
00:57:23.680 no 0.99
00:57:24.760 fuck them 1.00
00:57:25.520 fuck Clown World 1.00
00:57:26.120 our producer had it 0.99
00:57:26.920 ready to go
00:57:27.620 and now 1.00
00:57:27.920 fuck Clown World 1.00
00:57:29.560 no 1.00
00:57:29.920 you gotta give the
00:57:31.640 shout out to the
00:57:32.160 homies man 0.76
00:57:32.740 we're shouting them out
00:57:34.260 Faceless rules
00:57:35.140 Faceless retweeted on him
00:57:36.820 it's from Overwatch
00:57:37.820 he started this company
00:57:38.640 Overlord
00:57:39.180 Overlord
00:57:39.900 I was gonna say
00:57:41.000 Overwatch is that
00:57:42.380 Blizzard
00:57:43.560 like Team Fortress
00:57:44.840 style game
00:57:45.280 where they added
00:57:45.640 a bunch of
00:57:45.980 there we go
00:57:46.420 here we go
00:57:46.840 here we go
00:57:47.220 that's nice to know 1.00
00:57:48.480 gay as fuck 1.00
00:57:49.220 hey this isn't 1.00
00:57:51.060 really news but
00:57:51.860 a few days ago
00:57:52.780 a new trend went
00:57:53.600 viral on TikTok
00:57:54.300 for chaste bank users
00:57:55.520 called the unlimited
00:57:56.580 money glitch
00:57:57.300 where you write yourself
00:57:58.520 a giant check
00:57:59.420 mobile deposit that check
00:58:00.940 go to an ATM
00:58:01.860 and withdraw cash
00:58:02.780 before the deposit
00:58:03.520 is flagged
00:58:04.220 this is quite literally
00:58:05.220 just floating a check
00:58:06.300 otherwise known as
00:58:07.240 check fraud
00:58:07.840 and has been around
00:58:08.600 for a long time
00:58:09.380 banks have security
00:58:10.180 measures in place
00:58:10.960 for things like this 1.00
00:58:11.820 and these idiots 1.00
00:58:12.640 have had their accounts 1.00
00:58:13.620 either put on hold
00:58:14.460 overdrafted a large amount
00:58:15.880 and are going to have
00:58:16.640 to pay thousands
00:58:17.260 in fees for
00:58:17.980 non-sufficient funds
00:58:18.960 listen I'm all about
00:58:20.380 scamming banks
00:58:21.100 and major institutions
00:58:22.240 but TikTok is not
00:58:23.480 gonna be the place
00:58:24.180 to teach you how to do it
00:58:25.320 that's all
00:58:26.000 follow us for more 1.00
00:58:26.860 I'm all about this shit 1.00
00:58:28.680 this is like the same 1.00
00:58:29.560 this is what we ran
00:58:30.260 into last week 1.00
00:58:30.940 with the black bitch 1.00
00:58:31.940 that couldn't figure out 1.00
00:58:32.760 windows so they put
00:58:33.580 a couch it on the floor
00:58:34.480 same thing
00:58:35.460 they're just figuring out
00:58:36.660 a banking fraud
00:58:37.940 but they're
00:58:38.660 they're gonna act
00:58:39.460 like they created
00:58:40.120 there's a movie
00:58:40.720 about it guys
00:58:41.420 Leonardo DiCaprio
00:58:42.360 we already been here
00:58:43.420 like we know what to do 0.99
00:58:44.540 black people are gonna 0.99
00:58:45.880 start playing with 0.99
00:58:47.160 no not even Wolf of Wall Street 0.99
00:58:50.140 dumbass 0.99
00:58:50.740 catch me if you can 0.99
00:58:51.740 catch me if you can 0.99
00:58:52.820 oh yeah god damn it 0.98
00:58:53.540 did anyone hear 0.98
00:58:54.580 Top glitch just a little bit
00:58:56.480 for a second back there
00:58:57.320 yeah you did
00:58:57.420 maybe I'm hypersensitive
00:58:58.760 to it
00:58:59.220 you're really high
00:59:01.140 so you just gotta like
00:59:02.120 I'm not me
00:59:02.860 no what I
00:59:03.560 well you heard the chicks 1.00
00:59:04.860 and now you hear Top's voice glitch
00:59:06.320 I'm just hearing it
00:59:07.240 I'm just hearing it
00:59:07.800 so I actually did have a problem
00:59:09.800 with this video by Faceless though
00:59:11.640 and it is that
00:59:12.780 he was saying
00:59:13.380 to stop listening to TikTok
00:59:14.740 I think we need to
00:59:16.040 encourage this more 1.00
00:59:17.240 of morons 1.00
00:59:19.160 doing moronic shit 1.00
00:59:20.220 I think we need to 1.00
00:59:21.580 put out there 1.00
00:59:22.140 like the dumbest shit 1.00
00:59:23.960 we can 1.00
00:59:24.480 to keep them
00:59:25.340 doing this
00:59:25.840 collapse the banks
00:59:26.840 it further enables
00:59:27.800 the cream to rise to the crop 1.00
00:59:29.040 so the shit 1.00
00:59:29.700 you know drops to the bottom 1.00
00:59:30.700 you're an 1.00
00:59:31.020 you're an idiocracy 1.00
00:59:32.260 accelerationist 0.99
00:59:33.180 yes
00:59:33.900 I know
00:59:34.320 well kind of
00:59:34.940 but the point is
00:59:36.200 like these things
00:59:37.060 like they're not gonna
00:59:37.880 go unnoticed
00:59:38.640 or like unpunished
00:59:39.840 of course
00:59:40.400 like everybody
00:59:40.900 that does this
00:59:41.640 is most likely
00:59:42.340 they're gonna get
00:59:42.960 thousands of dollars
00:59:44.260 in debt
00:59:44.720 or go to jail
00:59:46.760 and I think it's great
00:59:48.160 to just be like
00:59:49.040 hey
00:59:49.480 it's a money glitch
00:59:51.160 you can send yourself
00:59:52.480 a check
00:59:53.040 and then go
00:59:53.540 and
00:59:54.160 there's another money glitch
00:59:55.640 if you walk into a bank
00:59:56.720 with a firearm
00:59:57.340 you can get some money
00:59:58.300 I think we should do this
01:00:00.640 what was stopping
01:00:01.300 everyone in the world
01:00:02.320 from doing this
01:00:03.100 taking out
01:00:03.780 I don't know
01:00:05.000 what's everybody's
01:00:06.560 respect for property rights
01:00:07.480 what is everyone's 0.98
01:00:08.800 fucking 0.98
01:00:09.300 like our share 1.00
01:00:10.300 of the national debt
01:00:11.300 is something like
01:00:12.080 I don't know
01:00:12.840 $80,000 per family
01:00:14.260 right
01:00:14.900 okay
01:00:15.160 so what if
01:00:15.620 what if every family
01:00:17.640 went out
01:00:18.080 and just did
01:00:18.680 $100,000
01:00:19.400 and then they were like 1.00
01:00:20.800 stupid 1.00
01:00:21.660 you owe us money 1.00
01:00:22.440 but we're like
01:00:22.820 well we have all this
01:00:23.560 paper money here
01:00:24.460 and I just cancelled
01:00:25.320 my Chase account
01:00:26.060 and everybody else did it
01:00:27.540 it's like your move Chase
01:00:29.500 what are you going to do
01:00:30.720 it's just like
01:00:31.800 yeah but instead 0.98
01:00:33.080 a bunch of black people 0.97
01:00:34.100 did it 0.99
01:00:34.420 and they're going to
01:00:34.840 take that money
01:00:35.520 and probably what
01:00:36.220 like buy shrimp
01:00:37.380 with it or something
01:00:38.060 immediately
01:00:38.640 they're giving it back
01:00:40.560 and paying more
01:00:41.360 but I'm saying like
01:00:42.180 if everybody did this
01:00:43.300 and then they were like
01:00:43.840 well you got all these fees
01:00:44.860 and we're like 0.98
01:00:45.280 well I don't fucking 0.97
01:00:45.900 use that bank anymore 1.00
01:00:46.880 and everybody did this shit 1.00
01:00:48.640 Top is asking 1.00
01:00:49.340 what happens
01:00:49.980 if like
01:00:50.480 the Great Depression
01:00:52.460 happened again
01:00:53.020 where like 0.98
01:00:53.520 the fucking like 0.99
01:00:54.600 bank runs 0.99
01:00:55.540 stop
01:00:55.860 GameStop questions
01:00:57.640 bank runs
01:00:58.420 GameStop
01:00:59.200 Chase Bank
01:01:00.660 that's what that would be
01:01:02.520 they would
01:01:03.200 no
01:01:03.460 that's not what it would be
01:01:04.800 you would
01:01:05.340 your credit report
01:01:06.920 like they would
01:01:07.480 they would file suit
01:01:08.660 they would get a
01:01:09.660 basically a way to
01:01:11.560 seize your assets
01:01:12.720 and then they would
01:01:13.520 start to garner
01:01:14.120 your paychecks
01:01:14.820 no he's saying
01:01:15.740 unless you're self
01:01:16.720 employed
01:01:17.420 he's saying
01:01:18.260 if all this happened
01:01:19.240 like
01:01:19.500 if everybody did it
01:01:21.280 at one time
01:01:22.200 and like
01:01:22.700 immediately
01:01:23.280 the thing to me
01:01:24.980 it's only going to last
01:01:26.500 for a few
01:01:26.980 like the first few people
01:01:27.980 that go up to the ATM
01:01:28.720 there's not
01:01:29.160 there's not that much money
01:01:30.120 in the ATM
01:01:30.640 yeah
01:01:31.400 everybody globally
01:01:32.660 and whatever money they had
01:01:34.040 in the ATM
01:01:34.660 is what I'm saying
01:01:35.240 yeah
01:01:35.660 if you wipe all of the ATMs
01:01:38.000 for Chase in a day
01:01:38.980 they are not bankrupt
01:01:40.480 they have insurance for fraud
01:01:41.660 it's endless chasing
01:01:42.940 yeah
01:01:43.700 I guess they just print more right
01:01:45.560 yeah they print more
01:01:46.820 I mean they don't print
01:01:47.740 no no
01:01:48.060 Chase would just be like
01:01:49.480 they would just
01:01:50.360 I mean honestly
01:01:52.700 I don't know what would happen
01:01:53.800 if it was everybody
01:01:55.020 at one time
01:01:56.320 I mean they
01:01:57.020 like
01:01:57.360 it would just
01:01:57.980 like where you just
01:01:58.660 liquidate
01:01:59.280 yeah it would just
01:02:00.820 liquidate all
01:02:01.740 it would just liquidate
01:02:02.620 all like whatever
01:02:03.280 what probably like
01:02:04.320 10 grand
01:02:04.860 in each of these
01:02:05.980 bank
01:02:06.300 in each of these ATMs
01:02:07.620 see Clint
01:02:08.260 this is the problem
01:02:08.940 even if
01:02:09.620 it's not a lot of money
01:02:10.520 if everybody
01:02:11.140 no alright
01:02:12.040 but globally
01:02:13.400 or at least nationally
01:02:14.400 if everybody did that
01:02:15.340 yeah I mean alright
01:02:15.500 so there's a million ATMs
01:02:16.720 at 10,000 a pop 0.99
01:02:17.840 that's fucking 0.98
01:02:18.420 that's a lot of money 0.99
01:02:19.300 it's 10 billion dollars
01:02:20.240 or whatever
01:02:20.580 but like
01:02:21.040 that still ain't enough 0.98
01:02:21.980 to fucking 0.97
01:02:22.460 bankrupt these institutions 1.00
01:02:23.960 we're talking about
01:02:24.540 major institutions
01:02:26.020 you know what's crazy
01:02:27.620 it wouldn't even really
01:02:28.500 do anything to inflation
01:02:29.500 they printed so much
01:02:30.620 more than that
01:02:31.500 and inflation's
01:02:32.660 kind of crazy
01:02:32.880 that is so funny
01:02:33.740 to think about
01:02:34.360 that's the thing
01:02:34.720 that's the thing
01:02:35.200 none of this
01:02:35.680 none of this comes close
01:02:36.740 to what they do
01:02:37.720 like the fraud
01:02:38.640 the fraud they commit
01:02:39.840 is so enormous
01:02:41.080 compared to the fraud
01:02:41.920 all of us collectively
01:02:43.080 could potentially commit
01:02:44.160 I made the greatest
01:02:45.240 argument against them
01:02:46.400 right now
01:02:46.880 bro
01:02:47.440 that is so funny
01:02:48.500 to think of like
01:02:49.140 hey if all of us
01:02:50.620 if everybody
01:02:51.440 went out
01:02:52.120 and took all the money
01:02:53.460 out of ATMs
01:02:54.240 it would not even
01:02:55.060 equal the amount
01:02:55.980 of money that they
01:02:56.640 pumped to do
01:02:57.560 during COVID
01:02:58.820 not even close
01:02:59.860 not even close
01:03:00.920 not even like
01:03:01.720 a few days worth
01:03:02.720 no it wouldn't even
01:03:04.020 it wouldn't even
01:03:04.700 it might be
01:03:05.900 1%
01:03:07.100 of what they printed
01:03:08.220 it would be a footnote
01:03:09.480 it would be
01:03:10.100 it would be a rounding error
01:03:11.820 in the amount of money
01:03:12.960 that they pumped
01:03:13.500 this is what I'm saying
01:03:14.600 it doesn't do 0.96
01:03:15.560 fucking any 0.96
01:03:16.140 like you know 0.99
01:03:16.720 Chris Lee always
01:03:17.400 not a dent
01:03:18.720 they wouldn't create
01:03:19.780 a dent
01:03:20.120 they'd be dentless
01:03:21.740 they wouldn't even
01:03:22.700 feel it
01:03:23.060 wow
01:03:24.120 that's some Nephilim 1.00
01:03:25.180 shit 1.00
01:03:25.380 we're fucked dude 1.00
01:03:26.160 well we are 0.99
01:03:26.660 yeah I mean
01:03:27.280 that's true 1.00
01:03:27.620 we are fucked 0.99
01:03:28.180 economics for you guys 0.97
01:03:29.400 buy some tickets please
01:03:31.860 teaching economics
01:03:32.820 through racism
01:03:33.640 on Tower of the Hall
01:03:34.100 but I do think
01:03:35.380 I do think
01:03:36.080 that we should be
01:03:37.420 encouraging them
01:03:38.500 to do endless shrimping
01:03:39.760 we should be encouraging
01:03:40.620 them to do
01:03:41.560 like
01:03:41.940 you know
01:03:42.760 it is
01:03:43.260 this brings up
01:03:44.820 an interesting thought
01:03:45.500 that I've had before
01:03:46.180 as much as
01:03:47.420 you know 0.99
01:03:48.140 dumb stuff 1.00
01:03:48.820 as black people do 1.00
01:03:49.600 and as often 0.99
01:03:50.080 as they go to prison
01:03:50.980 where do they keep
01:03:52.840 coming from
01:03:53.460 like
01:03:54.200 there's so many
01:03:55.460 of them in jail 1.00
01:03:56.060 they fuck a lot 1.00
01:03:57.260 dude 1.00
01:03:57.580 they fuck a lot 1.00
01:03:59.700 the crazy thing 1.00
01:04:00.420 is they fuck so much 1.00
01:04:01.240 but they're still 1.00
01:04:01.800 13%
01:04:02.740 well and they abort
01:04:04.400 so much
01:04:04.960 so like
01:04:05.460 where are they
01:04:05.880 coming from
01:04:06.460 yeah but those 0.99
01:04:06.860 black fathers 1.00
01:04:07.880 you guys are 0.98
01:04:08.520 playing it out
01:04:09.160 dude I actually 0.55
01:04:09.780 the black father 0.87
01:04:10.460 leaves so immediately 0.97
01:04:11.720 dude he's just 0.99
01:04:12.360 he's just fucking 1.00
01:04:13.140 you know constantly 1.00
01:04:14.280 you know what I mean
01:04:14.780 dude
01:04:15.120 dude it was
01:04:17.000 it was actually
01:04:17.540 so it was funny
01:04:18.240 I saw a real
01:04:20.020 Instagram real today
01:04:21.180 and it was a
01:04:21.880 it was a black woman 1.00
01:04:22.940 and she was talking
01:04:24.140 about she gets
01:04:24.780 three grand a month
01:04:25.960 on food stamps
01:04:27.100 because of all her
01:04:28.080 children and everything
01:04:28.580 and she was
01:04:29.160 and she was flexing 0.86
01:04:30.440 all the snacks
01:04:31.820 she was buying
01:04:32.460 she was like
01:04:33.100 I got my snacks
01:04:34.400 and she had like
01:04:34.840 Reese's
01:04:35.360 how fat was she 1.00
01:04:36.060 and she was huge
01:04:37.160 like like Reese's
01:04:39.280 and Oreos
01:04:40.000 whenever and she was
01:04:40.600 like my son
01:04:41.160 got his snacks
01:04:41.940 and then someone
01:04:42.900 made a point
01:04:43.460 that made a lot
01:04:44.180 of sense to me
01:04:44.580 it was like
01:04:44.960 they like
01:04:46.660 they live in prison
01:04:47.880 mentality
01:04:48.460 where snacks
01:04:49.840 like having snacks
01:04:51.040 is like
01:04:51.680 is being wealthy
01:04:53.260 that's wealth
01:04:53.840 it was like
01:04:54.400 they're so much
01:04:55.680 into prison
01:04:56.820 they're going to
01:04:59.780 the commissary
01:05:00.640 man 1.00
01:05:00.860 like fuck yeah 1.00
01:05:01.600 look at all these 1.00
01:05:02.040 snacks
01:05:02.420 I just got
01:05:02.840 legitimately
01:05:03.640 the video was
01:05:04.620 this woman going 1.00
01:05:05.220 like I get
01:05:05.900 three grand a month
01:05:06.980 in food stamps
01:05:08.180 and I
01:05:09.000 because I got
01:05:09.820 eight children
01:05:10.580 pull that back up
01:05:11.520 because that's
01:05:11.980 that's the perfect
01:05:12.520 snack segue 0.99
01:05:13.140 you gotta fucking 1.00
01:05:14.380 these people 1.00
01:05:15.300 were asked
01:05:15.700 to bring snacks
01:05:16.420 yeah Kit Kats
01:05:18.720 look at this guy
01:05:20.160 I love these
01:05:21.040 these are great
01:05:21.600 dog food
01:05:22.340 is that dog food
01:05:24.540 oh my god
01:05:25.840 oh my god
01:05:27.840 cough drops
01:05:29.020 these guys 1.00
01:05:32.380 this bitch 1.00
01:05:33.920 she's eating it 1.00
01:05:35.080 two pieces
01:05:37.180 two pieces
01:05:38.040 of beef jerky
01:05:38.720 is this sunflower seeds
01:05:40.180 almond joys
01:05:40.840 ugh
01:05:41.300 almond joys are good
01:05:42.640 don't say uh
01:05:43.520 to almond joys
01:05:44.440 I hate almond joys
01:05:45.320 where's the word
01:05:45.440 there's original
01:05:46.040 no is it tic tacs
01:05:47.880 wait wait wait
01:05:48.140 those are like
01:05:52.140 I don't know
01:05:52.540 what those are
01:05:53.160 I brought
01:05:53.960 hot tamales
01:05:55.400 yeah
01:05:56.440 hot tamales
01:05:57.360 hell yeah
01:05:57.800 hot tamales
01:05:58.400 goaded
01:05:59.080 goaded
01:06:00.060 wait wait
01:06:00.820 look at this last 1.00
01:06:01.560 bitch 1.00
01:06:01.780 too bad that dude's 1.00
01:06:02.420 gonna die choking
01:06:03.280 on some
01:06:03.640 kool-aid pack
01:06:05.640 kool-aid pack
01:06:06.780 no no no
01:06:07.440 this way
01:06:08.020 oh my god
01:06:11.920 how 0.99
01:06:12.280 what the fuck 1.00
01:06:17.060 is this Joe Biden 1.00
01:06:20.040 he doesn't even know
01:06:20.840 where to go 1.00
01:06:21.340 that bitch is built 1.00
01:06:21.960 no they're going 1.00
01:06:22.580 right into the trash
01:06:23.400 right into the trash 0.99
01:06:24.500 wait that's a chick 1.00
01:06:25.700 oh shit 1.00
01:06:26.920 oh no they do 1.00
01:06:28.120 she's blind 0.99
01:06:29.940 why did they let 1.00
01:06:31.160 the blind bitch 1.00
01:06:31.740 do that 1.00
01:06:32.260 this is an SNL skit
01:06:34.240 this
01:06:34.840 no stop
01:06:35.860 stop
01:06:36.200 this is an
01:06:37.220 this is an SNL skit
01:06:38.980 the fact that they
01:06:39.920 just let the blind 1.00
01:06:41.240 bitch go over 1.00
01:06:42.220 and dump 1.00
01:06:42.840 marshmallows
01:06:43.500 one of them
01:06:44.920 tried to be like
01:06:45.620 and then she's
01:06:46.820 like whatever
01:06:47.560 the inmates
01:06:49.560 the inmates
01:06:51.300 run in the
01:06:51.760 assignment
01:06:51.960 and then she
01:06:52.600 goes and takes
01:06:53.160 her beef jerky
01:06:53.940 she takes
01:06:54.400 more of it
01:06:55.100 I cannot believe
01:06:57.260 this
01:06:57.940 does anybody
01:06:58.480 does anybody
01:06:59.400 stop stop
01:07:00.600 does anybody
01:07:01.080 feel like
01:07:01.480 Toad belongs
01:07:01.960 in this house
01:07:02.420 yes 1.00
01:07:03.340 the last bitch 1.00
01:07:05.120 was like a relative 1.00
01:07:06.020 what snack
01:07:06.840 would you bring
01:07:10.900 what snack
01:07:11.880 would I bring
01:07:12.420 Mentos
01:07:15.320 I'd bring
01:07:15.860 the Mentos
01:07:16.420 you would bring
01:07:16.840 Mentos
01:07:17.320 like if you
01:07:18.160 if you saw
01:07:18.840 Toad in that
01:07:19.380 if you saw
01:07:20.520 Toad in that
01:07:20.940 video
01:07:21.200 I wouldn't even
01:07:22.140 I wouldn't even
01:07:22.720 blink twice at it
01:07:23.560 I'd be like
01:07:23.880 that's exactly
01:07:24.500 what I expected
01:07:25.040 him to be doing
01:07:25.540 him being like
01:07:26.060 this 0.99
01:07:26.340 god damn it 0.99
01:07:27.000 that was a 0.99
01:07:27.900 banger 1.00
01:07:28.300 with his fucking 1.00
01:07:29.000 arm like this 1.00
01:07:30.120 like this
01:07:32.700 and he walks up
01:07:33.880 and he drops in
01:07:36.440 like some
01:07:36.780 he's like
01:07:37.120 I brought
01:07:37.600 Top Ramen
01:07:38.320 and they're like
01:07:38.800 Toad that wasn't
01:07:39.720 what we were doing
01:07:40.440 here
01:07:40.800 Toad let me
01:07:42.720 ask you something
01:07:43.240 Toad
01:07:43.600 Toad walk up
01:07:44.100 and be like
01:07:44.520 I didn't bring
01:07:45.100 anything except
01:07:45.900 for good sports
01:07:47.040 bets
01:07:47.300 I got
01:07:47.760 the Cardinals
01:07:48.920 plus eight and a
01:07:49.740 half
01:07:50.160 I'd bring
01:07:53.820 Mentos
01:07:54.840 Toad
01:07:55.920 would you
01:07:56.380 if you were
01:07:56.860 in that room
01:07:57.240 I heard it
01:07:57.860 I just didn't
01:07:58.340 think it was
01:07:58.580 that funny
01:07:58.840 I'm gonna
01:07:59.540 ignore it
01:07:59.960 if you were
01:08:00.480 in that room
01:08:00.940 Toad
01:08:01.280 would you be
01:08:02.040 able to tell
01:08:02.560 that there was
01:08:03.040 something wrong
01:08:03.900 with the people
01:08:04.680 there
01:08:04.960 or would you
01:08:05.760 just be like
01:08:06.240 that's what
01:08:06.920 Steve does
01:08:07.500 it would be
01:08:12.300 difficult for you
01:08:13.080 right
01:08:13.280 like you
01:08:13.860 would
01:08:14.020 in a social
01:08:15.080 setting
01:08:15.400 I feel like
01:08:15.740 you wouldn't
01:08:16.060 be able to
01:08:16.460 tell
01:08:16.660 those people
01:08:16.740 we just watched
01:08:16.800 weren't just
01:08:17.420 normal
01:08:17.780 there was
01:08:18.100 something wrong
01:08:18.520 with them
01:08:18.840 yeah
01:08:19.100 oh
01:08:20.020 look
01:08:20.980 honestly
01:08:21.540 it felt like
01:08:22.060 I was back
01:08:22.440 at the
01:08:22.620 libertarian
01:08:23.000 convention
01:08:23.540 it felt like
01:08:25.280 Georgia all
01:08:25.860 over again
01:08:26.400 can we
01:08:27.380 can we
01:08:27.820 get a
01:08:28.540 the next
01:08:28.980 time
01:08:29.160 we go
01:08:29.400 to a
01:08:29.600 libertarian
01:08:29.920 convention
01:08:30.280 if we do
01:08:31.140 next time
01:08:31.860 if we do
01:08:32.920 I'd go again
01:08:33.920 I'd go again
01:08:34.660 I would go again
01:08:36.100 can we do
01:08:37.100 this
01:08:37.500 can we do
01:08:38.620 this thing
01:08:39.200 like for them
01:08:40.220 like where
01:08:40.580 they like 0.99
01:08:41.000 this nigga 1.00
01:08:41.340 didn't even 0.97
01:08:41.720 go last time
01:08:42.380 sorry
01:08:42.600 go ahead
01:08:42.940 I went to
01:08:43.660 the Florida
01:08:44.020 one though
01:08:44.520 yeah dude
01:08:45.260 we need to
01:08:45.780 do a
01:08:46.140 I can't
01:08:47.640 leave my
01:08:48.100 state
01:08:48.520 I'd love to
01:08:50.720 grow
01:08:50.980 we gotta
01:08:51.780 grow this
01:08:52.220 show to a
01:08:52.700 point where
01:08:53.300 like I don't
01:08:53.940 even care if
01:08:54.460 they could
01:08:54.860 afford to pay
01:08:55.420 us but we'll
01:08:55.800 just be like
01:08:56.080 hey we're
01:08:56.520 gonna perform
01:08:57.000 at your
01:08:57.280 festival
01:08:57.700 at your
01:08:58.180 event
01:08:58.620 and they'll
01:08:58.880 be like
01:08:59.240 yeah yeah
01:08:59.700 yeah definitely
01:09:00.160 and just keep
01:09:01.020 going to the
01:09:01.540 libertarian
01:09:02.100 convention again
01:09:02.820 and just
01:09:03.140 making a
01:09:03.680 mockery of
01:09:04.200 it
01:09:04.440 with this
01:09:04.900 show
01:09:05.100 I'll tell you
01:09:09.600 where I will
01:09:10.000 be on October
01:09:10.860 25th and 26th
01:09:12.000 I'll be at
01:09:12.340 Brohemian Grove
01:09:12.920 in Summerfield
01:09:13.420 Florida
01:09:13.740 you know what
01:09:14.260 I'm missing
01:09:14.740 for this
01:09:15.180 okay Top
01:09:16.020 I love you
01:09:16.640 and I'm
01:09:17.120 missing a
01:09:18.240 like a
01:09:19.680 lifting event
01:09:20.660 like I was
01:09:21.300 supposed to do
01:09:21.720 like a
01:09:22.480 squat bench
01:09:23.020 and deadlift
01:09:23.500 event on that
01:09:24.580 weekend
01:09:25.040 and I'm
01:09:25.760 missing it
01:09:26.160 and I'm
01:09:26.500 really upset
01:09:27.160 but I'm
01:09:27.860 gonna come to
01:09:28.260 your like
01:09:28.840 podcast
01:09:29.160 oh wait
01:09:29.400 you were
01:09:29.680 actually
01:09:30.160 do an
01:09:30.740 event
01:09:31.080 yeah
01:09:32.000 oh I
01:09:32.880 thought you
01:09:33.060 were like
01:09:33.320 alluding to
01:09:33.960 our previous
01:09:34.660 we're gonna
01:09:36.220 be doing
01:09:36.720 so the first
01:09:37.680 day is gonna
01:09:38.160 be a lot
01:09:38.580 of podcasting
01:09:39.460 heavy podcasting
01:09:40.720 it'll be
01:09:41.200 conspiracy
01:09:42.160 political
01:09:42.720 and then a
01:09:43.720 round table
01:09:44.300 and in
01:09:45.240 between
01:09:45.540 it's gonna
01:09:46.060 be like
01:09:46.340 people walking
01:09:46.900 around and
01:09:47.380 stuff
01:09:47.620 afterward
01:09:48.020 we're gonna
01:09:48.400 hang out
01:09:48.940 there'll be
01:09:49.620 merch booths
01:09:50.920 and we're
01:09:51.420 working on
01:09:51.840 food trucks 0.99
01:09:52.340 and shit 0.99
01:09:52.620 like that 1.00
01:09:52.980 the second
01:09:53.720 night
01:09:54.040 is gonna
01:09:54.840 be
01:09:55.180 podcasting
01:09:56.260 we're gonna
01:09:56.920 have karaoke
01:09:57.760 we're gonna
01:09:58.820 have
01:09:59.280 live stand-up
01:10:01.060 comedy
01:10:01.440 it's gonna
01:10:02.360 be a lot
01:10:03.240 of fun
01:10:03.560 and in
01:10:03.820 between that
01:10:04.340 it's probably
01:10:04.760 just gonna
01:10:05.100 be like 1.00
01:10:05.460 a fucking 1.00
01:10:06.460 carnival 1.00
01:10:06.920 so I'm
01:10:07.340 really excited
01:10:08.240 about that
01:10:08.680 there's actually
01:10:09.300 people that have
01:10:09.860 already bought
01:10:10.340 a bunch of
01:10:10.820 tickets
01:10:11.140 we have
01:10:11.860 we have
01:10:12.980 two fans
01:10:13.520 that bought
01:10:14.020 tickets
01:10:14.300 that can't
01:10:14.740 go
01:10:15.040 and we're
01:10:15.700 gonna be
01:10:16.020 auctioning
01:10:16.500 them off
01:10:17.000 so their
01:10:17.600 VIP tickets
01:10:18.320 come with
01:10:19.620 the cloak
01:10:20.020 which is
01:10:20.800 kind of
01:10:21.020 cool
01:10:21.140 because it's
01:10:21.420 Bohemian Grove
01:10:22.060 it's funny
01:10:26.820 did I say
01:10:27.620 this last week
01:10:28.180 about
01:10:28.460 did I talk
01:10:29.300 about going
01:10:29.680 to the
01:10:30.020 Apple
01:10:30.340 no
01:10:31.700 no
01:10:33.780 no
01:10:33.980 no
01:10:34.120 I didn't
01:10:34.340 go to
01:10:34.640 no
01:10:34.820 no
01:10:35.000 no
01:10:35.200 but Elizabeth
01:10:35.860 legitimately
01:10:36.700 sent me a
01:10:37.280 thing
01:10:37.460 and she was
01:10:37.840 like
01:10:38.100 hey
01:10:38.840 they have
01:10:39.360 an
01:10:39.520 was it
01:10:40.520 just
01:10:40.760 it was
01:10:41.500 an
01:10:41.640 Apple
01:10:41.960 festival
01:10:42.400 it was
01:10:42.680 just
01:10:42.800 an
01:10:43.040 Apple
01:10:43.360 festival
01:10:43.620 it's gotta
01:10:43.800 be in the
01:10:44.180 fall
01:10:44.500 though
01:10:44.820 yeah
01:10:45.420 she was
01:10:45.780 like
01:10:46.040 she was
01:10:47.340 she was
01:10:47.720 like
01:10:47.940 hey
01:10:48.360 like
01:10:48.620 both nights
01:10:49.720 she was
01:10:51.040 like
01:10:51.200 she was
01:10:51.500 like
01:10:51.640 we should
01:10:52.100 do you
01:10:52.420 want to
01:10:52.640 go to
01:10:52.900 this
01:10:53.100 and I
01:10:53.320 was
01:10:53.420 like
01:10:53.580 I
01:10:53.760 think
01:10:54.320 she was
01:10:54.580 joking
01:10:54.880 half
01:10:55.160 but then
01:10:55.800 after that
01:10:56.340 I kept
01:10:56.740 getting
01:10:56.980 ads
01:10:57.500 for this
01:10:57.880 Apple
01:10:58.180 festival
01:10:58.600 and it
01:10:59.260 had
01:10:59.660 thousands
01:11:00.680 of likes
01:11:01.360 thousands
01:11:02.300 and I was
01:11:03.200 like oh
01:11:03.420 this is
01:11:03.640 pretty big
01:11:04.300 but I was
01:11:04.720 like I
01:11:05.060 can't do
01:11:05.660 it
01:11:05.820 there's
01:11:06.160 no
01:11:06.280 I can't
01:11:11.500 for the
01:11:11.800 content
01:11:12.220 I mean
01:11:12.940 I guess
01:11:13.340 so
01:11:13.600 the funny
01:11:15.040 thing is
01:11:15.440 I would
01:11:15.940 enjoy it
01:11:16.480 just because
01:11:17.100 I would
01:11:17.320 eat
01:11:17.480 like I
01:11:17.780 love
01:11:17.940 Apple 1.00
01:11:18.220 shit 1.00
01:11:18.520 like 0.99
01:11:19.120 yeah
01:11:19.860 man
01:11:20.260 hell yeah
01:11:20.800 nice guy
01:11:21.360 thank you
01:11:22.160 Toad
01:11:22.680 you should
01:11:23.260 self-emily
01:11:24.060 at
01:11:24.440 Bohemian
01:11:24.860 Grove
01:11:25.180 I'm just
01:11:28.920 saying
01:11:29.800 for
01:11:30.060 VIPs
01:11:31.680 that would
01:11:32.040 be
01:11:32.400 the last
01:11:33.280 time I
01:11:33.580 did it
01:11:33.820 it was
01:11:34.080 kind of
01:11:34.640 uncomfortable
01:11:35.180 because
01:11:35.820 at
01:11:36.140 Bohemian
01:11:38.680 Grove
01:11:38.940 they burn
01:11:39.380 an effigy
01:11:39.780 don't
01:11:39.960 they
01:11:40.140 yeah
01:11:40.700 so we
01:11:41.680 need to 0.79
01:11:41.960 burn
01:11:42.220 a 0.91
01:11:42.360 toad
01:11:43.020 I like
01:11:44.760 it
01:11:45.080 top
01:11:45.300 pencil it
01:11:46.920 in
01:11:47.020 for now
01:11:47.280 pencil it
01:11:47.720 in
01:11:47.920 giant
01:11:49.280 wooden
01:11:49.720 toad
01:11:50.380 not
01:11:50.980 wooden
01:11:51.820 toad
01:11:52.460 giant
01:11:52.880 just
01:11:53.160 toad
01:11:53.840 we will 0.80
01:11:54.960 burn 0.99
01:11:55.240 toad 0.98
01:11:55.720 kill
01:11:57.020 toad 1.00
01:11:57.580 we can
01:11:58.900 get a
01:11:59.420 cut out
01:12:00.140 poster of
01:12:00.740 him
01:12:00.880 and just
01:12:01.560 stand him
01:12:01.980 there
01:12:02.580 it's
01:12:04.400 burning
01:12:04.780 man
01:12:05.080 but it's
01:12:05.400 burning
01:12:05.660 toad
01:12:06.340 do we
01:12:07.640 have a
01:12:07.840 place
01:12:08.020 that we
01:12:08.220 could
01:12:08.340 actually
01:12:08.560 burn
01:12:08.880 can we
01:12:09.180 go to
01:12:09.620 a
01:12:09.760 beach
01:12:10.020 somewhere
01:12:10.400 and actually 0.83
01:12:10.840 burn
01:12:11.160 so in
01:12:12.620 the back
01:12:13.020 it's like
01:12:13.480 you were
01:12:14.100 there
01:12:14.240 Clint
01:12:14.420 right
01:12:14.660 yeah
01:12:15.200 it's like
01:12:16.020 a big
01:12:16.280 field in
01:12:16.760 the back
01:12:17.140 so that's
01:12:17.560 where the
01:12:17.900 so we
01:12:18.800 could burn 1.00
01:12:19.080 them 0.99
01:12:19.240 yeah
01:12:20.160 actually I think
01:12:22.680 tower gang
01:12:23.160 might be
01:12:23.520 outside
01:12:24.120 the second
01:12:24.700 day
01:12:24.960 because I
01:12:25.660 want to do
01:12:25.960 tower gang
01:12:26.360 the second
01:12:26.700 day
01:12:26.940 it's going to
01:12:27.720 have a
01:12:28.020 larger audience
01:12:28.720 as the
01:12:30.140 bear
01:12:30.440 gotten back
01:12:30.940 with us
01:12:31.400 the big
01:12:33.900 bear
01:12:34.080 it's a
01:12:34.860 maybe
01:12:35.160 it's a
01:12:35.720 maybe
01:12:36.420 but we're
01:12:36.740 moving forward
01:12:37.240 they
01:12:37.440 also
01:12:37.760 yeah
01:12:38.960 yeah
01:12:39.680 now we
01:12:40.780 have
01:12:41.240 we have
01:12:41.540 other people
01:12:41.940 coming
01:12:42.140 faceless is
01:12:42.640 coming
01:12:43.380 I know
01:12:43.740 I saw
01:12:44.120 that
01:12:44.440 I
01:12:44.720 yes
01:12:45.400 I am
01:12:45.800 so excited
01:12:46.480 I'm excited
01:12:48.060 I'm also
01:12:48.560 I'm really
01:12:49.140 like I don't
01:12:50.900 like it
01:12:51.800 also in one
01:12:52.500 way because
01:12:53.020 Elizabeth loves
01:12:53.780 faceless
01:12:54.220 to the point
01:12:54.740 that I think
01:12:55.260 I think
01:12:56.900 Elizabeth
01:12:57.460 would ask me
01:12:58.880 I gave you
01:12:58.980 all those
01:12:59.400 three ways
01:12:59.960 I think
01:13:00.960 that's what
01:13:01.520 I think
01:13:01.960 Elizabeth would 0.95
01:13:02.520 be like
01:13:02.880 this is my
01:13:03.720 like hey
01:13:04.280 I gave you
01:13:04.860 all those 1.00
01:13:05.200 bitches 1.00
01:13:05.500 let me get 1.00
01:13:06.560 railed by 0.99
01:13:07.140 this Mexican 0.97
01:13:08.340 in a mask
01:13:08.960 Cole
01:13:09.280 let me
01:13:10.120 cut you off 0.98
01:13:11.400 at the pass 0.83
01:13:11.880 if you let
01:13:12.600 her do that 0.89
01:13:13.180 no I'm not
01:13:14.620 letting her do
01:13:15.100 that no way
01:13:15.700 it's over
01:13:17.060 no it's over
01:13:17.820 it's over
01:13:18.680 she'll be like
01:13:20.020 she'll be I
01:13:20.580 mean
01:13:20.840 because I'm not
01:13:21.780 going to have
01:13:22.080 you come in
01:13:22.520 here the next
01:13:23.200 week and go
01:13:23.720 guys I
01:13:25.160 found out
01:13:25.620 I found
01:13:28.200 out that
01:13:28.840 this is
01:13:29.260 that Liz
01:13:29.980 cheated on
01:13:30.420 me how
01:13:31.120 many times
01:13:31.540 a bunch
01:13:32.220 a bunch
01:13:32.700 of times
01:13:32.940 seven times
01:13:34.480 now what
01:13:37.620 if I came
01:13:38.020 in though
01:13:38.280 and I said
01:13:38.740 listen guys
01:13:39.440 I have a 1.00
01:13:41.220 bigger dick 1.00
01:13:41.620 than faceless 1.00
01:13:42.640 and like
01:13:43.400 would that not
01:13:43.940 be content
01:13:44.320 right there
01:13:44.780 I mean
01:13:45.480 sure but
01:13:46.460 then the real
01:13:47.240 content would
01:13:47.820 be that your 1.00
01:13:48.240 wife fucked 1.00
01:13:49.080 a dude 0.99
01:13:49.440 he's a pretty
01:13:50.940 big guy
01:13:51.440 oh I like
01:13:53.280 this
01:13:53.640 Cole Banks
01:13:54.320 faceless
01:13:54.720 what if
01:13:55.820 instead
01:13:56.380 what if
01:13:57.040 instead
01:13:57.320 it's like
01:13:57.680 it's like
01:13:57.980 Elizabeth
01:13:58.260 gets like
01:13:58.860 I'm not
01:13:59.660 opposed to
01:14:00.100 that
01:14:00.520 we all
01:14:01.680 come back
01:14:02.040 to the hotel
01:14:02.440 room
01:14:02.720 and then like
01:14:03.700 it's just me
01:14:04.100 and faceless
01:14:04.400 getting on
01:14:04.880 and she's like
01:14:05.320 sitting over
01:14:05.880 in the corner 1.00
01:14:06.180 dude if you fuck him 1.00
01:14:06.720 when he's got 1.00
01:14:07.100 that mask on
01:14:07.720 that'd be pretty hot
01:14:08.360 I was gonna say 1.00
01:14:08.820 does he fuck 1.00
01:14:09.340 with the mask 1.00
01:14:09.880 still on
01:14:10.260 definitely
01:14:11.160 I think he's
01:14:11.680 gonna be
01:14:11.980 he'll probably
01:14:12.940 be wearing
01:14:13.340 the mask
01:14:13.720 the whole time
01:14:14.320 I don't
01:14:15.140 he's like
01:14:15.680 he's like
01:14:15.920 about that
01:14:16.400 kind of
01:14:16.800 like
01:14:17.040 yeah
01:14:17.560 he's about
01:14:18.500 that life
01:14:18.880 he's about
01:14:19.600 that life
01:14:20.160 we got
01:14:21.560 so faceless
01:14:22.660 is coming
01:14:23.100 Revenge of the Sis 1.00
01:14:25.040 is doing a show
01:14:25.800 Jay Dyer
01:14:26.900 is gonna come
01:14:27.880 and he's gonna do
01:14:28.880 cringe core
01:14:30.500 so that's like
01:14:31.240 I don't know
01:14:31.560 he said he wants
01:14:32.200 to rap
01:14:32.600 and that's like
01:14:33.040 we're gonna do
01:14:33.740 like a karaoke
01:14:34.360 with Toad
01:14:35.120 and he's gonna
01:14:36.280 do cringe core
01:14:37.140 and I don't
01:14:38.180 I don't know
01:14:38.520 what's gonna happen
01:14:39.060 we'll figure that
01:14:39.900 part out
01:14:40.260 we had Revenge of the Sis 0.99
01:14:41.620 on Best Political
01:14:43.080 Show tonight
01:14:43.540 it was really fun
01:14:44.200 yeah those things 0.97
01:14:45.460 are fucking hilarious 0.97
01:14:45.960 do you think 0.99
01:14:46.320 you could do
01:14:46.720 a rap battle
01:14:47.260 could I
01:14:48.980 yeah
01:14:49.280 I could win a rap battle
01:14:50.420 but I'm not gonna do it
01:14:51.180 you could
01:14:51.840 hold on
01:14:53.660 hold on
01:14:54.240 hold on
01:14:54.600 you just
01:14:55.560 put out there
01:14:56.280 I could win a rap battle
01:14:58.080 but I won't do it
01:14:59.700 it's just like
01:15:00.840 me going
01:15:01.400 they'd be like
01:15:02.300 I could beat Jose up
01:15:04.280 well is it
01:15:04.760 he's not gonna do it
01:15:05.580 if it's written
01:15:07.500 if it's written
01:15:08.420 I would win it
01:15:09.020 if it's freestyle
01:15:09.720 I'd probably lose
01:15:12.140 okay
01:15:13.080 so if it's written
01:15:14.500 so you think
01:15:15.180 you could write up
01:15:16.100 like you'd be like
01:15:16.940 from now
01:15:17.600 say right now
01:15:18.660 would be like
01:15:19.140 hey
01:15:19.420 you're rap battling
01:15:20.660 Jay Dyer
01:15:21.600 yeah
01:15:22.100 if you give me an hour 1.00
01:15:23.120 I could fucking destroy the guy 1.00
01:15:25.180 an hour 1.00
01:15:25.920 let's do it
01:15:26.960 just an hour to write some lines
01:15:28.300 sure
01:15:28.520 I don't know him well enough
01:15:29.560 to like actually
01:15:30.320 know how to cut him down
01:15:31.660 so I'd have to
01:15:32.160 who else
01:15:32.680 who else would rap battle
01:15:33.940 that we know
01:15:34.520 oh
01:15:35.320 Mark Random's gonna be there
01:15:36.540 he's doing
01:15:37.120 Mark Random
01:15:37.960 Mark Random will rap battle
01:15:39.960 yeah
01:15:40.300 is he really gonna be there 1.00
01:15:41.700 or are you fucking with me 1.00
01:15:42.560 I know he is 1.00
01:15:43.440 and I invited Adam Nutter too
01:15:44.780 Adam might do
01:15:46.260 wait why'd you invite Adam though
01:15:47.920 dude a random set
01:15:51.060 will be amazing
01:15:52.100 a random set
01:15:53.200 yeah
01:15:53.540 we were running out
01:15:54.160 we were running out of
01:15:54.880 we had some time to fill
01:15:56.880 we could aleneate it
01:15:58.600 to get to
01:15:59.140 yeah
01:15:59.780 oh yeah
01:16:00.680 you know what 0.99
01:16:01.060 fucking hold off 0.99
01:16:01.740 hold off the 0.99
01:16:02.440 the mailbag
01:16:03.760 oh is this a mailbag
01:16:04.660 no no
01:16:05.080 let me do it
01:16:05.820 let me do it real quick
01:16:06.360 Soul Explorer Coaching says
01:16:07.960 everyone except Toad
01:16:09.140 if you had 1,000 jerk off machines 0.73
01:16:10.800 and 10,000 jerk offs 0.96
01:16:11.900 how fast would they need to jizz 1.00
01:16:13.620 to jerk off all 10,000 jerk offs 1.00
01:16:15.480 in a day 0.99
01:16:15.960 it's not doable
01:16:16.760 what does that mean
01:16:17.420 okay if you had 1,000 jerk off machines
01:16:20.020 oh 0.97
01:16:20.700 10,000 jerk offs
01:16:22.140 I think 0.60
01:16:22.460 oh 0.99
01:16:23.860 that reminds too fucked up 0.99
01:16:25.740 and all I see is holocaust references 0.99
01:16:27.160 I think you would just need
01:16:28.260 I mean
01:16:29.280 I could be wrong
01:16:30.180 but I think you just need an extra 0.97
01:16:31.420 you just need 10 jerk offs 1.00
01:16:33.080 dog
01:16:34.500 this is like 0.92
01:16:35.120 10 jerk off sessions
01:16:36.300 20 minutes total
01:16:37.580 yeah
01:16:38.240 this is
01:16:38.700 this seems really easy
01:16:39.880 if you have 10 hours
01:16:41.240 10 hours is 1,000 jerk offs per hour
01:16:43.380 that's 10,000
01:16:44.540 well it's 24 hours
01:16:45.820 you know
01:16:46.340 and I don't need an hour
01:16:48.060 who needs an hour 0.81
01:16:49.280 with a jerk off machine 0.73
01:16:50.740 so just 24 hours
01:16:51.600 divided by 10,000
01:16:52.540 whatever that is
01:16:53.200 that's all
01:16:53.920 I'm not doing that man
01:16:54.760 it's like
01:16:54.980 yeah I guess
01:16:55.760 what gives a
01:16:56.720 what gives a better hand job 0.99
01:16:57.820 the jerk off machine 1.00
01:16:58.640 or your wife 0.99
01:16:59.360 it's a 2.4 0.98
01:17:00.320 jerk off machine
01:17:01.360 yeah exactly
01:17:02.480 probably
01:17:03.100 this is faceless
01:17:03.680 hey
01:17:05.900 how bad does it feel
01:17:07.240 that we're going
01:17:08.160 so listen
01:17:08.940 we've been podcasting
01:17:10.240 for what
01:17:10.560 three years now
01:17:11.520 or two and a half
01:17:12.420 two three years
01:17:13.260 whatever it is
01:17:13.980 three and a half
01:17:14.760 so a woman 0.99
01:17:16.140 that made one blowjob 1.00
01:17:17.980 jerk 1.00
01:17:18.400 2021
01:17:19.040 a one
01:17:20.120 you've played that music
01:17:21.240 it messed me up 0.98
01:17:21.740 one blowjob joke 0.99
01:17:23.080 she's going to have 0.99
01:17:24.880 more viewers
01:17:25.460 on her first podcast
01:17:27.360 than we have had
01:17:28.880 like collectively
01:17:30.620 over all of our podcasts
01:17:32.240 yeah
01:17:32.480 you're talking about
01:17:33.120 talk to her
01:17:33.880 but then
01:17:34.240 no that's not true
01:17:35.820 I've had millions
01:17:37.000 and millions
01:17:37.540 of listeners
01:17:37.920 it's going to tank
01:17:39.080 that's true
01:17:39.500 people are going
01:17:40.260 to watch that one episode
01:17:41.180 maybe just towering
01:17:42.820 itself
01:17:43.320 all additively
01:17:45.380 her first episode
01:17:46.720 will be more
01:17:47.520 she'll be lucky
01:17:49.120 to do 100,000 bro
01:17:50.340 it'll peter out
01:17:51.380 I think
01:17:51.740 people are going
01:17:52.200 to watch her
01:17:52.480 I'm saying the first 0.98
01:17:53.260 episode will get a lot
01:17:54.240 I think the first episode
01:17:54.960 will be a lot
01:17:55.320 after that
01:17:55.820 yeah
01:17:56.800 I would be surprised
01:17:58.060 if her first episode
01:17:58.820 even gets 100,000
01:18:00.180 it will
01:18:00.700 she's backed by
01:18:01.440 like a very smart
01:18:02.460 media machine
01:18:03.080 but it'll be like
01:18:04.320 10,000
01:18:04.880 and then the next one
01:18:05.520 will be 15
01:18:06.120 until it's like 4.5
01:18:07.960 and then she's just
01:18:08.520 not doing it anymore
01:18:09.300 that's what's going
01:18:10.200 to happen
01:18:10.520 it's amazing
01:18:11.860 that people will tune
01:18:12.580 in in general
01:18:13.360 to see this
01:18:14.000 because it's like
01:18:14.440 you know what
01:18:14.820 you're going to get
01:18:15.380 think about it
01:18:16.080 there is no
01:18:17.120 super successful
01:18:18.440 female podcasters 0.89
01:18:19.640 outside of Candace Owens
01:18:20.660 yeah they're not
01:18:21.460 interesting
01:18:21.840 Whitney Cummings
01:18:23.140 it's true
01:18:23.780 maybe
01:18:25.340 I bet she's like
01:18:26.860 top 30
01:18:28.000 Tim Dillon
01:18:28.760 I bet you Whitney's
01:18:36.560 top 50
01:18:37.440 in comedy podcasts
01:18:38.540 I doubt she's
01:18:39.460 top 25
01:18:40.380 Blair White
01:18:41.340 no
01:18:43.020 definitely not
01:18:43.640 does she have a podcast
01:18:44.380 or does she just
01:18:45.240 everybody has a podcast
01:18:46.880 Cole 1.00
01:18:47.100 Blair White has a dick 1.00
01:18:48.280 you're right 1.00
01:18:48.660 the only successful
01:18:50.220 female podcast
01:18:50.900 is those
01:18:51.820 two chicks 0.88
01:18:52.680 that were like
01:18:53.140 just talking about
01:18:53.920 getting railed
01:18:55.120 and they stopped
01:18:56.000 too didn't they 1.00
01:18:56.640 the guys we fuck 0.99
01:18:58.280 podcast 1.00
01:18:58.820 how long can you
01:19:00.560 really run that
01:19:01.200 shtick
01:19:01.960 have you met
01:19:03.580 somebody
01:19:03.940 IRL
01:19:04.620 have you met
01:19:06.460 somebody IRL
01:19:07.180 that also has a
01:19:08.140 podcast
01:19:08.600 yeah
01:19:10.160 IRL
01:19:10.760 yes
01:19:11.520 I met someone
01:19:12.580 in the wild
01:19:13.460 everybody has a
01:19:14.860 podcast
01:19:15.220 I've never met
01:19:16.040 anyone in the wild
01:19:16.780 before
01:19:17.160 that's what I'm saying
01:19:17.660 in the wild
01:19:18.180 or like somebody
01:19:18.780 that you know
01:19:19.340 personally
01:19:19.960 not outside of
01:19:21.220 like whatever
01:19:21.720 I'm sure you have
01:19:22.720 but maybe they didn't
01:19:23.220 mention it
01:19:23.660 because yeah
01:19:24.140 dude like I've
01:19:24.780 yeah
01:19:25.440 I've never met
01:19:26.320 anyone in the wild
01:19:26.960 period
01:19:27.340 I met someone
01:19:28.360 in the wild
01:19:29.060 in the park
01:19:29.880 with my kids
01:19:30.540 that listens to
01:19:31.320 Nephilim Death Squad
01:19:32.300 no way
01:19:33.060 and then they
01:19:33.200 they knew who I was
01:19:34.340 no
01:19:34.940 they were at my house
01:19:37.080 the other day
01:19:37.880 with their kids
01:19:38.660 they have like two kids
01:19:39.500 around the same age
01:19:40.220 and it just so happened
01:19:41.580 that they did watch
01:19:43.440 the show
01:19:43.920 and I was like
01:19:44.700 I forgot how
01:19:45.300 it even came up
01:19:46.340 and then it was
01:19:47.080 kind of weird 0.99
01:19:47.580 I was like oh shit 0.98
01:19:48.780 he's talking about Raven 0.99
01:19:50.020 yeah
01:19:50.320 you're like
01:19:50.940 oh man
01:19:52.020 my audience is
01:19:54.200 insane
01:19:55.000 no no
01:19:56.800 I'm talking about Raven
01:19:57.480 just random people 0.98
01:19:58.260 it's fucking weird 0.96
01:19:58.960 all right 0.97
01:19:59.500 leaning at it
01:20:00.580 oh yeah
01:20:01.000 it's fine
01:20:01.520 Jesus man
01:20:02.320 Alaini Hobbamok
01:20:03.400 production
01:20:04.040 let's check it out
01:20:06.020 when you get better 1.00
01:20:09.580 holy fuck 1.00
01:20:10.640 oh my god 1.00
01:20:11.860 oh my god 1.00
01:20:13.780 Jesus fucking 1.00
01:20:15.600 Josie if you want 1.00
01:20:16.580 a million dollar idea
01:20:17.500 right there you go
01:20:18.380 just like
01:20:19.380 put some beans 0.94
01:20:20.360 in a dildo 1.00
01:20:21.220 fuck the dildo 1.00
01:20:22.380 and then sell the beans 1.00
01:20:23.540 that's awesome
01:20:30.720 when the sun goes down
01:20:31.740 you become black 0.99
01:20:32.460 like the sky
01:20:33.020 I can't help it
01:20:34.220 wait Raven 0.98
01:20:38.560 Raven is a were nigger 1.00
01:20:40.180 basically yeah 0.99
01:20:42.220 are you aware 0.99
01:20:50.600 nigger 1.00
01:20:50.860 are you aware 1.00
01:21:03.440 nigger 1.00
01:21:03.620 are you aware 0.99
01:21:08.380 of these statistics 0.99
01:21:09.100 nigger 1.00
01:21:09.420 smell like a sound 1.00
01:21:12.100 I'm lost in a crowd
01:21:14.140 and I'm hungry
01:21:16.160 like a blow 1.00
01:21:17.100 oh fuck 0.99
01:21:18.420 I actually have 0.99
01:21:20.420 I have beef
01:21:20.960 I have a secret beef
01:21:22.200 with uh
01:21:22.820 with David
01:21:23.320 what's the secret beef 0.99
01:21:24.460 fucking tell me 1.00
01:21:25.820 I've sent you 1.00
01:21:27.480 multiple things
01:21:28.440 on Twitter
01:21:28.880 never got a response
01:21:30.340 ever
01:21:30.800 you know what I do 0.99
01:21:31.760 I fucking ignore it 0.99
01:21:33.540 dude 0.98
01:21:33.740 I look at it
01:21:34.340 and I go
01:21:34.660 that hole 0.99
01:21:35.400 any fucking way 1.00
01:21:36.800 and I keep moving 0.99
01:21:37.780 dude
01:21:38.140 that's what I do
01:21:38.840 I've sent him two things
01:21:40.020 and nothing
01:21:41.180 I like that
01:21:50.360 I like that 0.99
01:21:50.980 you're gonna fucking do it 0.98
01:21:51.700 occasionally 0.99
01:21:52.200 if Hitler had his way 0.97
01:21:53.420 I'd be dead 1.00
01:21:53.960 a gay Indian 1.00
01:21:58.400 would be 1.00
01:21:59.500 like 0.99
01:22:11.180 I need to be jerking off 0.99
01:22:14.120 on camera 0.95
01:22:14.620 honestly though
01:22:19.120 interventional buttholes
01:22:19.920 kind of goes hard
01:22:20.540 like 1.00
01:22:20.880 shit is sick 1.00
01:22:35.840 can we 1.00
01:22:40.340 can you go back
01:22:41.720 to the beginning
01:22:42.240 I just want to play
01:22:43.000 that part
01:22:43.660 I want to play
01:22:44.340 the first
01:22:44.780 oh my god
01:22:46.460 this is the best part
01:22:49.860 Josie if you want
01:22:51.220 a million dollar idea
01:22:52.140 right there you go
01:22:53.060 just like
01:22:54.040 put some beans 0.94
01:22:55.000 in a dildo 1.00
01:22:55.620 fuck the dildo 1.00
01:22:56.980 and then sell the beans 1.00
01:22:58.220 man that was a rollercoaster
01:23:03.520 dude
01:23:05.020 was that
01:23:05.580 was that the unedited footage
01:23:07.180 from the buffalo shooting
01:23:08.520 I think it was dude
01:23:09.940 where do you find this stuff
01:23:11.480 I don't even
01:23:12.260 I thought
01:23:12.740 I didn't even know
01:23:13.360 that video existed
01:23:14.280 I've never seen that before 1.00
01:23:16.060 we are so fucked 0.99
01:23:17.320 dude 0.99
01:23:17.480 we just showed more
01:23:19.340 murders on this episode
01:23:20.640 than we ever have before
01:23:21.560 why did you say it like that 1.00
01:23:23.060 fuck 1.00
01:23:23.860 murders 1.00
01:23:25.280 the funny thing is
01:23:28.040 Laney watched that entire
01:23:29.480 interview with Josie
01:23:30.580 just to get
01:23:31.780 that one thing
01:23:33.300 where the guy was like
01:23:34.300 was like
01:23:34.820 perfectly mimicking
01:23:36.200 how it would be
01:23:37.100 if he was trying to sell her
01:23:38.600 it's unbelievable
01:23:38.660 it's unbelievable 1.00
01:23:38.940 I'm fucking 0.99
01:23:39.960 the TLC that goes into 0.99
01:23:42.660 every Laney edit
01:23:43.420 is unbelievable
01:23:44.160 yeah
01:23:44.860 the trans love and care
01:23:46.320 it's
01:23:47.680 god
01:23:49.560 that was
01:23:49.960 I mean
01:23:50.480 I have never seen
01:23:52.320 like you said
01:23:53.100 I've never
01:23:53.600 like when he pulled up
01:23:54.400 was that actually
01:23:55.160 the New York shooter
01:23:55.760 the buffalo shooter
01:23:56.640 I'm pretty sure
01:23:57.440 that's buffalo
01:23:57.940 because it looked like 1.00
01:23:58.580 a fucking grocery store 1.00
01:23:59.520 it was some sort 1.00
01:24:00.360 of mass shooting
01:24:00.960 I knew he had
01:24:02.440 I knew he had
01:24:03.020 cam on him
01:24:03.840 I just have never
01:24:04.900 seen the footage
01:24:05.520 to have that
01:24:06.000 spliced in the middle
01:24:07.780 of an edit
01:24:08.280 that I'm part of
01:24:09.040 is so intense
01:24:10.040 it might have been
01:24:11.000 multiple different shootings
01:24:12.020 I'm not sure
01:24:12.660 and then just pulling
01:24:13.880 out the M16
01:24:14.560 and just
01:24:15.020 bop bop bop
01:24:15.680 just right into
01:24:16.440 we need to do a drop
01:24:17.400 they go like
01:24:17.880 yo that lady 1.00
01:24:19.120 that didn't even
01:24:19.700 see it coming
01:24:20.220 she's just like
01:24:20.800 walking into the store
01:24:21.840 and then he's like
01:24:23.000 dude that's what's crazy
01:24:24.600 is that could be
01:24:25.520 any one of us
01:24:26.560 at any time
01:24:27.460 nah not me bro
01:24:28.460 I'm built different
01:24:29.580 dip and dodge
01:24:31.540 I'm built different
01:24:33.020 they ain't ever gonna get me
01:24:34.220 not like that
01:24:34.700 no way
01:24:35.040 that's true
01:24:35.960 you always see
01:24:37.140 the first ones
01:24:37.760 to get
01:24:37.980 well I'm saying
01:24:39.480 the first ones
01:24:40.040 to get nailed 0.99
01:24:40.480 are always women 1.00
01:24:41.360 cause they're not
01:24:42.160 they're not looking
01:24:42.920 they're not aware
01:24:43.440 they're big
01:24:44.060 and they're slow 1.00
01:24:44.720 and dumb 1.00
01:24:45.060 yeah like 0.99
01:24:45.660 or like
01:24:46.080 or men 1.00
01:24:46.480 can't speak for shit 1.00
01:24:47.320 can't podcast 1.00
01:24:48.040 yeah but I'm built backwards
01:24:49.400 so they shoot me in the front
01:24:50.480 they're actually shooting me
01:24:51.420 in the back man 0.59
01:24:52.300 yeah that's how you die
01:24:54.000 oh that's a good question
01:24:55.340 out of all the five of us
01:24:56.720 who gets capped first
01:24:57.640 in the mass shooting
01:24:58.300 Toad
01:24:59.880 Toad's always on events
01:25:00.800 no no no no
01:25:01.520 Top
01:25:02.060 he's brown 0.98
01:25:03.320 these guys are white shooters 0.95
01:25:05.560 they're looking for 0.80
01:25:06.980 by the way
01:25:07.740 by the way
01:25:08.400 that dude in Buffalo
01:25:09.900 that I did see footage
01:25:11.440 where he points it at a guy
01:25:13.820 and he goes
01:25:14.500 and like the dude looks up at him
01:25:16.000 and it's just a white dude
01:25:16.800 and he goes
01:25:17.160 oh sorry man
01:25:17.920 and then he moves on
01:25:18.660 and he just starts
01:25:19.020 no
01:25:19.520 swear to god 1.00
01:25:20.720 he's just killing black people 1.00
01:25:22.320 anyone not white 1.00
01:25:24.340 he was like
01:25:25.360 I got you
01:25:25.960 alright
01:25:26.940 in that case
01:25:27.620 Top
01:25:27.860 but I think in most cases
01:25:29.240 they're just looking for easy targets
01:25:30.460 and that's Toad
01:25:31.260 to me
01:25:31.660 that's
01:25:32.080 if I was 0.95
01:25:32.780 if I was a black person 0.94
01:25:34.400 wait a second 0.99
01:25:35.120 Toad's built like a
01:25:37.400 like a skeet shooting
01:25:38.220 target 0.99
01:25:38.960 would this guy have shot a Jew 0.99
01:25:40.500 I'm a clay pigeon 0.99
01:25:41.700 he may as well
01:25:43.840 just have easy target
01:25:44.840 on his forehead
01:25:45.620 I'm a clay pigeon
01:25:47.640 I love it
01:25:48.220 what I'll say is
01:25:49.240 clay pigeon
01:25:52.760 can you imagine
01:25:53.780 him just launching
01:25:54.400 through the air 1.00
01:25:55.020 oh fuck 1.00
01:25:56.980 I'm just a fat spherical object 1.00
01:26:01.700 man
01:26:01.980 launching through the air 0.56
01:26:02.940 nigga felt like a UFO 1.00
01:26:06.880 a clay toad
01:26:07.980 would this guy
01:26:08.680 do you think this guy 0.99
01:26:09.320 would have shot a Jew 1.00
01:26:10.180 like would he consider 1.00
01:26:11.560 the Jew white 0.99
01:26:12.260 I don't know 0.94
01:26:13.900 it'd be funny
01:26:14.940 if he looks up
01:26:15.680 yeah he looks up
01:26:16.780 and he's just like
01:26:17.400 you look too Jewish 1.00
01:26:18.480 turn your head to the side 0.97
01:26:19.740 real quick
01:26:20.140 turn your head to the side
01:26:20.940 I like to think of like
01:26:22.320 that family guy thing
01:26:23.620 of where the
01:26:24.160 like the
01:26:25.360 the border agent
01:26:26.340 has like that
01:26:27.320 shades thing
01:26:28.160 it was like
01:26:28.560 it was like
01:26:28.980 like white
01:26:30.140 those like those white shades
01:26:31.380 and it's like not terrorists
01:26:32.280 and like dark shades
01:26:33.080 like terrorists
01:26:33.560 just think of like
01:26:34.680 a mass shooter
01:26:35.500 coming into a place
01:26:36.320 and he just has this thing
01:26:37.260 he like puts it
01:26:37.840 everybody
01:26:38.300 he's holding it
01:26:39.520 it's on the iron sights
01:26:43.160 it's like right next to him
01:26:44.120 oh my god
01:26:45.320 he has it on the scope
01:26:47.040 basically
01:26:47.540 dude
01:26:47.940 I was thinking he would have
01:26:49.120 like a VR helmet
01:26:50.040 you could just have it
01:26:50.660 oh yeah
01:26:51.280 right like off your peripheral
01:26:52.780 you want to make news
01:26:54.060 can we make racist
01:26:55.420 no I don't want to make news
01:26:56.780 in that way
01:26:57.280 if you want to make news
01:26:58.180 you ever see those ARs
01:26:59.440 with the with the sights
01:27:00.640 where it's like the
01:27:01.400 the meme guys are like
01:27:02.460 and they're pointing
01:27:03.880 but they're pointing
01:27:04.500 into the sights
01:27:05.020 dude if you had one
01:27:06.260 with the Peter
01:27:06.840 the Peter Griffin race chart
01:27:08.340 at the very end
01:27:09.560 of the sight
01:27:10.040 dude you'd be like
01:27:11.180 they'd be like 0.96
01:27:11.640 white supremacists 0.99
01:27:12.420 you're going to prison 1.00
01:27:13.220 forever
01:27:13.800 that's so funny though
01:27:15.440 dude
01:27:15.580 for what
01:27:15.960 you did nothing wrong
01:27:16.860 technically
01:27:17.160 I mean it's funny
01:27:18.340 but still
01:27:19.260 what if you're like
01:27:19.420 nah I was aiming at 0.93
01:27:20.080 white people 1.00
01:27:20.500 I'm just a terrible shot 1.00
01:27:21.560 well your 0.96
01:27:23.360 your sight decal
01:27:24.920 says differently sir
01:27:25.960 hey listen 0.98
01:27:27.120 the black people 1.00
01:27:27.980 also only shoot 1.00
01:27:28.980 black people 1.00
01:27:29.500 so I mean 0.66
01:27:30.540 really
01:27:31.040 it's gotta be
01:27:32.120 I was doing their culture
01:27:33.100 it says okay
01:27:34.380 with the white
01:27:35.160 and then at the top
01:27:36.440 it says not okay 0.88
01:27:37.420 like towards black 0.77
01:27:38.260 that's the one 0.82
01:27:38.800 that you've got to have
01:27:39.460 at the end of your gun
01:27:40.380 that's funny
01:27:41.420 I'm kind of wondering
01:27:41.980 if like melanin
01:27:42.860 is magnetic
01:27:43.440 or something
01:27:44.080 because like
01:27:44.540 they always have a gun
01:27:45.580 that they're always
01:27:46.780 you know
01:27:47.440 they're always taking bullets
01:27:48.960 I don't know
01:27:49.500 is lead magnetic
01:27:50.660 I can't remember
01:27:51.420 I don't know
01:27:52.560 I think so
01:27:52.920 yeah
01:27:53.720 it's metal
01:27:54.640 it's like very magnetic
01:27:55.940 right
01:27:56.320 is it
01:27:56.820 I could remember
01:27:58.160 honestly their blood
01:27:59.600 could be like
01:28:00.160 the sickle shape of it
01:28:01.440 might be creating
01:28:02.940 a lot of magnetism
01:28:03.940 it's a little sickle
01:28:04.120 yeah
01:28:04.400 that's the one
01:28:05.880 thing
01:28:06.100 it's just metal
01:28:08.020 in the blood
01:28:08.700 yeah exactly
01:28:09.880 but that connected
01:28:11.120 to your gun
01:28:11.780 oh my god 0.67
01:28:12.640 put that on a
01:28:14.060 all you'd have to do
01:28:15.760 is just take that scene
01:28:16.720 we just saw
01:28:17.480 and then just like
01:28:18.300 crop the
01:28:19.060 just the card
01:28:19.760 into the photo
01:28:20.680 that's all you're doing
01:28:21.380 the next lane
01:28:21.960 lane lane
01:28:22.180 lane lane
01:28:22.780 I'm imploring you
01:28:23.700 not to do that
01:28:24.640 reverse psychology
01:28:27.660 I'm begging you
01:28:28.600 not to do that
01:28:29.180 look at this
01:28:29.920 lead isn't magnetic
01:28:31.380 I knew it
01:28:32.160 I could
01:28:32.500 for some reason
01:28:33.520 in my head
01:28:33.940 it's a metal dog
01:28:35.020 this guy's name
01:28:35.680 is Dr. 420
01:28:37.020 he's not a real doctor
01:28:38.060 it's a metal
01:28:40.540 I'm gonna need
01:28:40.920 a second opinion
01:28:41.640 on that one
01:28:42.200 he's a doctor
01:28:45.180 on how to
01:28:45.540 have a great 1.00
01:28:46.160 fucking time 0.99
01:28:46.920 how about that 1.00
01:28:48.060 dude if blacks 1.00
01:28:49.640 are like made of 1.00
01:28:50.460 metal or they're
01:28:51.320 magnetic or whatever
01:28:52.040 if they have to 1.00
01:28:52.460 go into fucking MRI 1.00
01:28:53.520 alright 1.00
01:28:54.000 lead is not magnetic
01:28:55.060 it's a diamagnetic
01:28:56.580 material meaning
01:28:57.220 it has paired
01:28:57.780 electrons that provide
01:28:58.660 no magnetic moment
01:28:59.620 this prevents
01:29:00.580 magnetic alignment
01:29:01.300 and prevents
01:29:01.720 the magnetic field
01:29:02.780 from forming
01:29:03.340 leads
01:29:03.900 leads low
01:29:04.940 permeability
01:29:05.560 also has little
01:29:06.660 effect on magnetic
01:29:07.380 fields
01:29:07.680 alright look
01:29:08.280 whatever
01:29:08.620 Dr. 420
01:29:09.540 maybe you knew
01:29:10.040 that
01:29:10.240 maybe you are
01:29:11.040 a doctor
01:29:11.360 maybe
01:29:11.880 we have a lot
01:29:12.640 magnetic moments
01:29:13.580 on this show
01:29:14.120 alright
01:29:15.360 I like it
01:29:17.320 I like it
01:29:17.800 can we
01:29:18.320 before we go
01:29:20.060 I want to pull up
01:29:20.580 this video
01:29:21.100 of this
01:29:21.680 Jewish
01:29:22.280 the one that
01:29:23.000 Cole sent
01:29:23.800 in the group
01:29:24.240 chat
01:29:24.560 which one
01:29:26.400 is this
01:29:26.780 oh yeah
01:29:28.000 I do know
01:29:28.560 I know what you mean
01:29:29.240 this is wild
01:29:30.740 the reason editor
01:29:32.860 no
01:29:33.700 no
01:29:34.180 no
01:29:34.860 no
01:29:35.980 no
01:29:36.340 think significantly 1.00
01:29:37.860 more fuck 1.00
01:29:38.360 that one's pretty 1.00
01:29:39.060 wild too
01:29:39.620 like let's be real
01:29:40.400 I love it when I just
01:29:41.920 see someone that says
01:29:42.740 something I don't like
01:29:43.440 and then I look at
01:29:44.060 their profile pic
01:29:44.880 and I'm like
01:29:45.320 yep
01:29:46.020 checks out
01:29:46.700 she blocked 0.91
01:29:47.800 it happens way too often
01:29:49.840 it happens so much
01:29:51.800 I replied to her
01:29:52.540 with a picture
01:29:53.120 zoomed in on her nose
01:29:54.300 and she blocked me 0.99
01:29:55.220 dude
01:29:55.860 she blocked me too 0.84
01:29:56.980 dude
01:29:58.760 fizzy army check
01:29:59.660 is real
01:30:00.040 like for real
01:30:00.620 I was just about
01:30:01.480 to say this
01:30:02.020 like look at
01:30:02.500 Winston Churchill
01:30:03.020 that's what
01:30:03.340 everybody's been going on 1.00
01:30:03.980 look at that fat fuck 1.00
01:30:04.860 bro 1.00
01:30:05.400 okay listen
01:30:06.100 so this is just
01:30:06.860 anecdotal
01:30:07.400 so I was just
01:30:08.200 so MLB the show 24
01:30:09.940 which is a baseball
01:30:11.120 game
01:30:12.120 just was free
01:30:13.340 on PlayStation
01:30:13.940 this month
01:30:14.940 and so I downloaded
01:30:16.120 and I was creating
01:30:16.800 my character
01:30:17.320 so they have
01:30:18.560 like you can choose
01:30:19.580 from all these faces
01:30:20.540 and like heads
01:30:21.440 and I could go through
01:30:22.900 and I'd be like
01:30:23.480 everybody would know
01:30:24.820 everybody
01:30:25.840 you just ask anybody
01:30:26.640 you just go through
01:30:27.220 all these heads
01:30:27.780 and they have all
01:30:28.380 different types of
01:30:29.060 just created heads
01:30:30.340 and you'd be like 0.99
01:30:31.000 black head 1.00
01:30:31.740 black head 1.00
01:30:32.280 black head 1.00
01:30:32.720 black head 1.00
01:30:33.220 they're like white head 0.99
01:30:34.080 okay that one worked
01:30:34.860 for me
01:30:35.140 I was like
01:30:35.760 everybody would be able
01:30:36.500 to see this
01:30:36.860 and I go
01:30:37.200 physiognomy
01:30:38.060 is real
01:30:39.060 it's 100% real
01:30:40.900 I was like
01:30:41.260 you know
01:30:41.820 they're flat in the back
01:30:43.100 we know that
01:30:43.620 I was like
01:30:44.000 you could put
01:30:44.440 because you can put
01:30:45.200 any shade on
01:30:46.100 you can put
01:30:46.540 any like
01:30:47.120 color of face
01:30:48.040 on there
01:30:48.420 and it didn't matter
01:30:49.760 because I would be like 0.99
01:30:50.540 that's a black head 0.99
01:30:51.860 I'd be mad at the world 0.99
01:30:53.500 too if I looked like this
01:30:54.980 Jesus Christ
01:30:56.840 the first thing I said
01:30:58.580 I said in Spanish
01:30:59.420 the Spanish
01:31:00.140 nailed the word
01:31:01.080 they nailed the word
01:31:02.800 feia
01:31:03.300 like it perfectly
01:31:04.400 encapsulates
01:31:05.140 what I feel
01:31:05.860 when I see this
01:31:06.540 when I look at her
01:31:07.180 and you say feia
01:31:08.600 it's like
01:31:09.300 that's the perfect
01:31:10.080 she probably is toit
01:31:11.640 she probably is pretty toit 0.99
01:31:12.980 I'm not gonna lie 0.74
01:31:13.340 that thing probably stank
01:31:14.260 probably
01:31:14.640 no
01:31:15.520 it's probably hairy
01:31:16.880 it's the video
01:31:17.760 it's the video of the girl
01:31:18.920 with the cell phones
01:31:19.760 behind her
01:31:20.300 it's in our group chat
01:31:21.500 I posted it
01:31:22.420 under Dave's tweet
01:31:23.600 does it look like
01:31:24.380 a female me 0.67
01:31:25.100 kinda
01:31:25.420 she'd be at least
01:31:26.940 yeah it kinda does
01:31:27.880 actually
01:31:28.300 with a bigger nose
01:31:29.360 they asked if you would
01:31:30.700 for America
01:31:31.440 would you do it
01:31:32.140 for America
01:31:32.700 I don't know
01:31:34.100 Cole how many gummy bears
01:31:35.100 would she require
01:31:35.900 for America
01:31:36.560 of course
01:31:37.100 for America
01:31:38.480 is what they keep saying
01:31:39.500 like they've been telling us
01:31:40.620 that for a hundred years
01:31:41.780 like would you save Israel
01:31:43.260 for America
01:31:44.060 oh that's a great point
01:31:45.040 that's why they gave him
01:31:46.220 I just fell for the trap 0.99
01:31:47.700 damn it 0.99
01:31:50.220 the neocon propaganda 1.00
01:31:52.000 worked on me again
01:31:52.860 have you seen
01:31:53.980 have you seen
01:31:54.540 there's a video of a guy
01:31:55.720 and he was like
01:31:56.380 if the
01:31:57.000 like if the plot
01:31:58.360 of the Avengers
01:31:58.860 actually was real
01:31:59.920 and it was like
01:32:00.760 hey
01:32:01.300 there's a thousand
01:32:02.300 there's like a million
01:32:03.200 hold on
01:32:04.920 there's like a million
01:32:05.980 like aliens
01:32:07.520 attacking New York City
01:32:08.580 what are we gonna do
01:32:09.520 and the president goes
01:32:10.580 like give up
01:32:11.360 30 billion dollars
01:32:12.600 to Israel
01:32:13.280 yeah yeah yeah
01:32:14.320 that's so funny
01:32:15.540 oh god
01:32:16.960 this is
01:32:17.380 this is a problem
01:32:19.480 this is problematic
01:32:20.580 look at all of those cases
01:32:32.400 yeah
01:32:33.000 I would farm
01:32:33.860 so many
01:32:34.440 look at all those cases
01:32:35.740 I bet you
01:32:40.400 those cases
01:32:41.320 can do a lot
01:32:42.580 what's the name of this
01:32:54.200 wait what's the name
01:32:54.820 of the company
01:32:56.020 Megaphone
01:32:57.240 Megaphone shop
01:32:58.180 I don't know 1.00
01:32:59.140 but that bitch 1.00
01:33:00.200 was built in the lab 1.00
01:33:01.020 to shut off
01:33:01.520 my rational
01:33:02.120 part of my brain 1.00
01:33:03.040 that bitch 1.00
01:33:03.700 got some rhinoplasty 1.00
01:33:04.660 for sure
01:33:05.180 the US government
01:33:06.780 I think is just 1.00
01:33:07.280 pumping those bitches out 1.00
01:33:08.360 like you will 1.00
01:33:09.200 surrender to Israel 0.75
01:33:10.300 right now
01:33:10.900 I literally
01:33:11.460 what I posted was
01:33:12.460 I said
01:33:12.920 Martyrmaid actually
01:33:14.260 is a anti-Semite 0.97
01:33:15.800 and should be banned 0.91
01:33:16.480 from X
01:33:17.040 after watching this video
01:33:19.100 is that not
01:33:23.640 did you tweet that
01:33:24.600 or no
01:33:24.920 no I did
01:33:25.720 I posted under Dave's tweet
01:33:27.780 I posted under Dave's
01:33:28.740 I should have just tweeted out
01:33:29.560 just myself
01:33:30.060 but yeah
01:33:30.400 that's a good quote tweet
01:33:31.500 right there
01:33:32.020 this is the company
01:33:33.000 so this is all that they do
01:33:35.380 they do sell phones
01:33:37.220 and that's all 1.00
01:33:38.680 and then they have this bitch 1.00
01:33:40.140 whatever they're paying 1.00
01:33:41.540 this chick 1.00
01:33:42.040 is not enough
01:33:42.920 it's not enough
01:33:43.700 it's not enough actually
01:33:45.040 it's legitimately not enough
01:33:46.540 because
01:33:46.880 they only have 9,000 followers
01:33:48.360 yeah well
01:33:49.460 it's going to be a lot more
01:33:50.700 soon
01:33:51.360 well check that one
01:33:52.820 because they
01:33:53.520 like
01:33:53.940 because it probably had
01:33:55.580 100,000 views on it
01:33:57.340 evermore
01:33:57.680 yo click that one right there 0.68
01:33:58.680 bottom right one
01:33:59.420 I want to see the bottom right one
01:34:00.700 it won't play 0.99
01:34:01.620 I got to fucking 0.99
01:34:02.360 log in 0.99
01:34:03.140 oh alright
01:34:03.300 nevermind
01:34:03.620 nevermind
01:34:03.900 well then log in
01:34:05.060 log in with merch for pods
01:34:06.440 well then log in with merch for pods 0.78
01:34:08.060 my dick heart is a rock 0.98
01:34:11.000 sorry Louis 1.00
01:34:12.000 I like it
01:34:14.020 dude I would definitely
01:34:16.040 make soap out of this 0.99
01:34:17.220 oh that sucks 0.99
01:34:19.680 okay 0.99
01:34:20.160 nevermind 1.00
01:34:21.500 he's trying to log into his shit 1.00
01:34:22.780 on a stream 1.00
01:34:24.120 my bad
01:34:24.660 alright
01:34:25.220 join us in the penthouse
01:34:26.340 thank you guys for tuning in
01:34:27.360 we love you guys
01:34:27.960 bye bye
01:34:28.340 did we do Nadeau 0.99
01:34:29.360 see you bitches 1.00
01:34:30.360 oh yeah Nadeau 0.99
01:34:31.200 join the Nadeau
01:34:32.720 if you want soap
01:34:35.160 that's made from 1.00
01:34:35.860 that Jewish bitch's skin 1.00
01:34:37.520 I need to 1.00
01:34:39.340 so I
01:34:40.100 I finished out
01:34:41.060 their soap
01:34:42.080 it
01:34:42.960 my only complaint
01:34:44.760 didn't last long enough
01:34:46.100 I used it way too much
01:34:47.520 wow you finished it off already 0.99
01:34:49.260 you jerked off with it 1.00
01:34:50.080 yeah 1.00
01:34:50.160 no I
01:34:51.100 no I used it for
01:34:52.080 like actually body wash
01:34:53.220 did you eat it
01:34:54.020 32
01:34:54.420 but if you remember
01:34:55.500 I'm a
01:34:56.600 I use a
01:34:58.560 washcloth
01:34:59.480 I'm like
01:35:00.560 you don't need a washcloth 0.99
01:35:02.220 yeah you're a weirdo 0.99
01:35:03.140 see 0.98
01:35:03.360 everybody says I'm weird
01:35:04.800 so I think with washcloths
01:35:06.080 you use more
01:35:07.140 I want to say
01:35:07.900 I was saying so
01:35:08.580 you're making it all sudsy
01:35:09.440 right
01:35:09.680 yeah I'm rubbing on there
01:35:11.580 and then I rub it on my body
01:35:12.920 so I always have extra
01:35:15.040 do you roll around in the dirt
01:35:16.300 why you need to scrub your body
01:35:18.160 like that
01:35:18.540 I don't know 0.99
01:35:20.140 I scrub my ass 0.99
01:35:21.060 I make sure I'm clean 1.00
01:35:22.640 hey if you want to scrub your ass 1.00
01:35:23.620 go after it 1.00
01:35:24.720 the rest of your body 1.00
01:35:25.320 though what the fuck are you doing 1.00
01:35:26.100 I make sure all my 0.99
01:35:27.900 because I go
01:35:28.460 I go to the gym
01:35:29.180 I work out
01:35:29.820 I get sweaty
01:35:30.660 I scrub it down
01:35:31.900 you know
01:35:32.580 like I make sure I'm good
01:35:34.020 it's all unnecessary
01:35:34.980 I make sure I'm good
01:35:36.740 for my wife to reject me
01:35:38.040 okay
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01:35:48.140 thank you naddo
01:35:49.380 and thank you 1.00
01:35:49.960 you fucking retards 1.00
01:35:51.180 for tuning in again 1.00
01:35:52.100 watching this show with us
01:35:54.020 we'll see you
01:35:55.620 in the penthouse
01:35:56.520 this is a good show
01:35:57.180 we'll see you on the flip side
01:35:57.800 inwards
01:35:58.440 see you all 1.00
01:35:59.260 it's the tower power hour slut 1.00
01:36:01.080 it's the tower power hour bitch 1.00
01:36:02.740 no way jose 0.99
01:36:03.680 liberty lockdown
01:36:05.140 it's the tower power hour 1.00
01:36:06.520 flint bitch 1.00
01:36:07.300 reed 1.00
01:36:08.480 coal
01:36:11.080 top lobster
01:36:13.080 and toad
01:36:14.140 tower gang
01:36:15.400 tower gang
01:36:15.920 tower gang
01:36:16.400 tower gang
01:36:16.980 tower gang
01:36:17.960 tower gang
01:36:18.440 liberty lock
01:36:19.740 is truth say
01:36:20.560 same with lobster
01:36:21.880 coal and jose
01:36:22.880 toad is sick
01:36:24.280 no way jose
01:36:25.240 as the tower power hour slump
01:36:27.140 they made day smith all
01:36:28.200 his
01:36:28.460 tower gang
01:36:28.900 tower gang
01:36:29.200 tower gang
01:36:29.940 tower gang
01:36:30.380 tower gang
01:36:30.940 tower gang
01:36:32.140 tower gang
01:36:48.620 tower gang
01:36:48.760 tower gang
01:36:49.500 tower gang
01:36:50.640 tower gang
01:36:51.200 tower gang
01:36:52.000 tower gang
01:36:52.520 tower gang 0.96
01:36:52.700 it's so fucking hard to line up the syllables all this time 0.84
01:36:53.840 Thanks, folks. 0.90