Tower Gang - Ep 195 - Diddy Defender w⧸ The Raven

00:00:00.000 they were giving them acid they were giving them lsd so it was mk ultra and then they did it on a

00:00:27.320 world stage with the hippie movement i'm sorry i need the house

00:00:33.240 it's not surprising that the information age is characterized by a lot of knowledge but not wisdom

00:00:57.320 the only people that should be transphobic are unattended minors yeah children you

00:01:02.600 training retard here we go how to make espresso and you know it's going to be great coffee

00:01:09.000 dick cheney joe biden j6 secret service assassination attempt on trump and she's

00:01:31.900 she's involved with all of that somehow he's certainly not in that position because she's

00:01:35.980 good at her fucking job

00:01:37.500 we were taught that i was taught that we were taught that growing up that they were upset about a two

00:01:54.660 percent t-tax and they rioted and whatever and so what king george did he sent in a standing army

00:01:59.940 at peacetime they were militarized there how are you able to be up on an altar guiding people

00:02:13.160 when you within yourself don't even know where you stand

00:02:16.280 there's only a certain amount of years that humans will be subservient to a system before they all start

00:02:28.000 to snap

00:02:28.680 what do you think about the topic of adrenochrome being this like secular description of that exactly

00:02:40.200 of like this royal jelly

00:02:41.400 and i said well how do you know you're trans because no you don't get it and i thought is

00:02:51.520 trans just rainbow god

00:02:53.400 in texas recently they had banned abortion the women were upset then a few weeks later

00:03:05.380 there was a school shooting and the women were upset again and i was like well are we killing kids or not

00:03:11.160 bitch get away

00:03:12.380 what's going on in my house

00:03:15.380 you're saying joe rogan likes to squirt

00:03:26.680 you got so roughly fucked by a giant black cock

00:03:30.480 yeah that your anus literally fell out the only food we're getting involved here is is the titty milk

00:03:35.620 that's it

00:03:36.260 the kingdom of god

00:03:38.080 the kingdom of heaven

00:03:39.800 take that step

00:03:41.620 bless your heart

00:03:43.020 take that step

00:03:44.220 and when i stand on the mountain and i say do it

00:03:47.000 it gets done

00:03:48.240 if it don't get done

00:03:49.480 then i'll move on it

00:03:50.880 that's not god

00:04:01.380 you've created a franken baby out of you know a bunch of different ideas that all contradict each other

00:04:06.900 and you know none of them are very well thought out but it's very much like a child's way of

00:04:11.020 of throwing a tantrum and a bit of a fit

00:04:13.960 there's no understating the correlation between uh the increase in technology and the decrease in spirituality

00:04:19.640 we've like exponentially went up in technology and people are just completely spiritually retarded

00:04:25.480 the shit is retarded

00:04:42.040 the shit is retarded

00:04:42.920 this is how again wednesday motherfuckers

00:04:46.160 what's up retards

00:04:47.840 i want to listen to music from the hood

00:04:52.760 i don't ever want to step foot

00:04:54.280 yes

00:04:54.800 right

00:04:55.140 i've been replying for another one

00:04:59.060 and in the background mind i was like

00:05:00.700 it would be me that gets retarded

00:05:01.940 but it would be so cruel

00:05:03.780 and i'm like

00:05:04.740 hold you when you're down

00:05:05.920 why are we talking about

00:05:18.300 what the f*** on this show

00:05:19.220 oh that's that's too far

00:05:24.020 i'm asking you a question

00:05:26.120 i'm asking you a question

00:05:28.740 start

00:05:28.880 wall with the feet

00:05:30.860 skip the pussy

00:05:31.960 skip it

00:05:32.860 it's not what this show is about

00:05:34.100 this shit is retarded

00:05:35.320 welcome it's wednesday

00:05:41.540 it's approximately 9 11 plus nine minutes

00:05:44.540 uh thank you guys so much for tuning in

00:05:46.240 this is clint russell

00:05:47.360 uh fellow co-hosts i have yet another lightning storm

00:05:50.580 by the way not a green screen behind me

00:05:52.460 it's just lightning

00:05:53.600 all summer long

00:05:56.040 we got top lobster in the building

00:05:57.820 toplobster.com

00:05:58.880 we got jose

00:05:59.720 host of no way jose

00:06:01.060 as well as another show

00:06:02.140 what's the name of that again

00:06:02.940 already dead

00:06:03.920 already dead

00:06:05.020 it's actually better than no way jose

00:06:06.240 and you should only subscribe to that one

00:06:07.600 not to no way jose

00:06:08.300 but you know

00:06:09.120 either way

00:06:09.500 they both subscribe same spot

00:06:10.780 but you know whatever

00:06:11.480 shh shh

00:06:12.680 just subscribe to the one

00:06:14.060 uh we also have

00:06:15.400 we also have

00:06:16.600 toad

00:06:17.300 the host of better off dead

00:06:18.640 and um

00:06:19.340 man if that isn't the most appropriate name

00:06:21.820 i've ever heard in my life

00:06:22.680 jose

00:06:23.020 jose does the best job

00:06:24.500 of keeping his

00:06:25.440 all of his podcasts

00:06:26.620 completely obscure

00:06:27.760 like very hard to find it obscure

00:06:30.140 like he's like

00:06:30.680 yeah no you could watch

00:06:31.680 already dead

00:06:32.400 behind the paywall

00:06:34.040 at my patreon

00:06:34.680 maybe

00:06:34.980 i didn't want to have to make

00:06:35.740 a whole other channel

00:06:36.600 also the smo

00:06:37.960 was like crazy bad

00:06:39.400 his email is like

00:06:40.700 liberty global

00:06:41.600 i need to change that one

00:06:42.880 i was thinking about that the other day

00:06:43.960 that one's awful

00:06:44.940 global liberty movement

00:06:46.700 are you able to change the name

00:06:48.380 after you already got it

00:06:49.120 or do i have to just scrap it

00:06:50.060 and get a whole new email

00:06:50.840 anyone know

00:06:52.420 i don't know dude

00:06:54.000 it's like you're stuck with a gay email

00:06:56.320 like

00:06:56.880 all right

00:06:57.800 i guess it is what it is

00:06:59.420 i think i'm just stuck with a gay email

00:07:01.060 sorry

00:07:01.500 you could have more than one

00:07:02.600 is what i'm saying

00:07:03.180 i don't know

00:07:03.480 i don't want to remember like five emails

00:07:05.620 that's just getting ridiculous

00:07:06.680 you can't remember that one though

00:07:07.960 yeah

00:07:08.620 exactly

00:07:09.200 i'm adverse to change

00:07:11.220 basically

00:07:11.600 is all it is

00:07:12.580 so am i

00:07:13.400 well in fairness

00:07:14.340 uh

00:07:15.000 the best political show is also

00:07:16.820 we are change

00:07:17.840 all one word on rumble

00:07:19.000 and no one can find it ever

00:07:20.740 oh i can't find it

00:07:21.500 i've looked for it before

00:07:22.460 yeah

00:07:23.000 we need to all rename it

00:07:24.660 i don't watch your show

00:07:25.560 it's mostly because i can't find it

00:07:27.100 it's hilarious

00:07:27.920 because like

00:07:28.580 like luke rudkowski

00:07:29.460 is like a very serious dude

00:07:30.640 and he has all of his shit

00:07:31.660 like lined up good

00:07:32.440 but he's still very polish

00:07:34.080 in this one way

00:07:35.180 this is like

00:07:35.960 putting one foot up

00:07:36.800 and tying the one at the bottom

00:07:37.940 he's building this like

00:07:39.120 global empire

00:07:40.080 that nobody can find

00:07:41.340 and somehow it's still big

00:07:42.680 we have

00:07:43.640 we have the best political show

00:07:44.740 dot com

00:07:45.340 and we have

00:07:45.840 we are change dot org

00:07:46.840 i don't know where you watch the show

00:07:48.480 i don't know

00:07:49.300 i have no idea

00:07:49.800 i think it's usually

00:07:50.860 we are change

00:07:51.340 but i don't know

00:07:52.200 like his podcast is like

00:07:53.780 hidden in a tunnel

00:07:54.660 basically

00:07:55.660 how is that jewish

00:07:57.260 what

00:07:57.980 he just wanted to make a tunnel joke

00:07:59.560 anyways

00:07:59.940 thank you guys so much

00:08:00.880 for tuning in

00:08:01.500 we appreciate you

00:08:02.820 cole is

00:08:03.880 is most likely gay

00:08:05.240 i agree

00:08:06.080 he had another retarded baby

00:08:08.020 and there's nothing

00:08:08.860 we can do about that

00:08:09.620 but we miss him

00:08:10.380 and we love him

00:08:11.000 and hopefully he'll come back soon

00:08:12.080 yeah we have

00:08:13.780 i think david's coming soon

00:08:15.140 but he's like

00:08:16.340 cole quit

00:08:17.040 raven's replaced him

00:08:18.040 sorry guys

00:08:18.500 i couldn't hold it

00:08:18.980 yeah

00:08:19.200 we made raven

00:08:21.080 give a bunch of plasma though

00:08:22.360 to try to

00:08:22.940 bring the same energy

00:08:24.240 no he's going to mma

00:08:25.800 to get head trauma

00:08:26.560 to dumb himself down

00:08:27.580 and

00:08:28.260 i like the

00:08:29.940 the feel in this room

00:08:31.220 it feels chill

00:08:32.000 like everybody's like

00:08:33.180 about it

00:08:34.400 everyone had a good day today

00:08:35.720 but i just feel like

00:08:37.120 we're going to be very disrupted

00:08:38.280 and i don't know

00:08:39.700 if we're ready for that

00:08:40.500 wait is he coming

00:08:41.780 he's coming

00:08:42.780 is he bringing the boom

00:08:44.200 he's

00:08:45.200 i just

00:08:45.680 it's because

00:08:48.420 his energy is manic

00:08:50.420 yeah

00:08:51.200 he's coming in after

00:08:52.260 beating up some dudes

00:08:53.660 maybe we should take this

00:08:55.140 into account

00:08:55.700 because he's going to be

00:08:56.400 like a second laney at it

00:08:57.580 he's a vibe shift

00:08:58.520 is what he is

00:08:59.120 so we need to keep this

00:08:59.800 into account

00:09:00.240 when he's coming

00:09:01.280 well when's he supposed

00:09:01.840 to be here

00:09:02.260 no clue

00:09:03.780 what should we do

00:09:04.880 when he gets here

00:09:05.560 maybe we should

00:09:06.460 fuck with him

00:09:06.980 okay

00:09:08.180 alright

00:09:08.960 is he watching this

00:09:10.260 right now

00:09:10.720 what if we just

00:09:12.060 like stonewooled him

00:09:12.960 like when he came

00:09:13.660 like everyone was

00:09:14.320 just very quiet

00:09:15.040 or we were like

00:09:16.160 borderline kind of rude

00:09:17.480 but not overtly

00:09:18.380 like we just can address

00:09:19.380 and just carry on

00:09:20.020 with the show

00:09:20.480 like okay

00:09:21.340 nice to see you raven

00:09:22.620 alright

00:09:23.060 what do you guys

00:09:24.160 think about this topic

00:09:24.760 let's see how

00:09:25.600 let's see how many minutes

00:09:26.620 we can neg him

00:09:27.420 before he loses his shit

00:09:28.600 oh just like

00:09:30.360 for real

00:09:31.340 let's do something to him

00:09:32.300 where it's like

00:09:32.860 completely out of character

00:09:34.020 and like gaslight him

00:09:35.840 there has to be

00:09:36.520 a great way

00:09:37.480 to gaslight him

00:09:38.260 in a way

00:09:38.660 that what we're doing

00:09:39.860 is normal

00:09:40.340 and he just came in weird

00:09:41.920 maybe we don't react

00:09:43.240 to anything he says

00:09:44.600 in a humorous fashion

00:09:45.800 treat him like toad

00:09:46.500 treat him like toad

00:09:47.440 like after he says something

00:09:48.860 you just go

00:09:49.440 oh we refuse to laugh

00:09:54.040 we intentionally

00:09:55.040 suppress laughs

00:09:56.640 should we over laugh

00:09:57.760 at everybody else's jokes

00:09:58.940 and then

00:09:59.580 gaslight him

00:10:04.640 into thinking toad's

00:10:05.420 having a great night

00:10:06.280 yeah whatever

00:10:08.460 whatever toad says

00:10:09.460 we just die laughing

00:10:11.120 and when he talks

00:10:11.720 just fucking stung

00:10:12.640 okay that's it

00:10:13.520 that's what we're doing

00:10:14.120 like let's move on

00:10:15.040 because if he's

00:10:16.380 if he's listening to it

00:10:17.340 or if he like

00:10:17.860 because I think he's

00:10:18.480 driving home or something

00:10:19.240 so we might pop it on

00:10:20.420 to listen

00:10:20.740 I just don't want him

00:10:21.500 to know part of the plan

00:10:23.740 yeah

00:10:24.940 okay

00:10:26.200 okay

00:10:26.680 so that's the plan

00:10:27.500 alright whatever

00:10:27.920 let's do mailbag

00:10:28.640 I feel like we should

00:10:29.880 start mailbag

00:10:30.800 warm things up

00:10:31.920 yeah

00:10:32.340 we gotta heat up

00:10:34.140 man we're missing coal

00:10:35.060 let's do this

00:10:35.660 we're lacking the boom

00:10:37.000 Mark Vestibule says

00:10:38.620 would toad be healthier

00:10:39.740 if he gave up gambling

00:10:40.700 and took up

00:10:41.180 ram-a-rama instead

00:10:42.660 I assume he means

00:10:45.220 sniffing petrol

00:10:46.980 yeah

00:10:47.880 probably

00:10:48.380 be healthier

00:10:49.200 or look healthier

00:10:50.060 or just singing it

00:10:51.000 be healthier

00:10:51.880 I'll sniff petrol

00:10:53.640 from a can

00:10:54.600 I don't know

00:10:55.120 I bet he'd lose

00:10:55.860 a lot of weight

00:10:56.400 mmm

00:10:57.620 wow

00:10:58.620 that would be

00:10:59.000 I kind of want to do it

00:11:00.500 now if that's going to help

00:11:01.420 I don't know

00:11:02.340 what the effects

00:11:03.120 of chronic gasoline usage is

00:11:05.860 so I'm not sure

00:11:06.900 how are you underweight

00:11:08.100 but still obese

00:11:09.600 I know right

00:11:10.360 yeah you weigh like

00:11:11.860 you weigh like nothing

00:11:12.800 but you're like

00:11:13.940 the fattest person

00:11:14.640 I've ever seen

00:11:15.200 because I'm 100% fat

00:11:16.940 I have the highest fat percentage

00:11:19.300 of the world

00:11:19.480 yeah what do you weigh

00:11:20.660 me and you are like

00:11:21.420 the same height

00:11:21.880 and I probably have like

00:11:22.840 30 pounds on you

00:11:23.600 165

00:11:24.640 yeah I weigh like 200

00:11:26.420 I have like 35 pounds on you

00:11:28.000 and like

00:11:28.440 you look like shit

00:11:29.720 so

00:11:30.080 not that I'm like

00:11:32.400 ripped or anything

00:11:33.100 but

00:11:33.460 I only weigh 12 pounds

00:11:34.600 more than Jose

00:11:35.140 that's amazing

00:11:35.960 you saw my glow up man

00:11:37.460 I posted the really fat

00:11:38.620 pictures of me

00:11:39.340 yeah

00:11:40.400 yeah you

00:11:40.700 you looked awful

00:11:41.960 I feel like you weighed

00:11:43.300 you weighed less

00:11:44.620 in those really fat pictures

00:11:46.020 yeah

00:11:46.700 I weighed like

00:11:47.760 way more now

00:11:48.460 I weighed like 200

00:11:49.860 I was awful dude

00:11:52.160 man 200 does not

00:11:53.320 look good on your phone

00:11:54.000 why do you think

00:11:55.160 I had a stroke

00:11:55.920 and I almost died

00:11:56.920 oh no that's not

00:11:58.960 that's not the worst one

00:11:59.940 that was not it

00:12:00.820 no the worst

00:12:02.060 that's college toad there

00:12:03.840 is stunning

00:12:04.440 if we can find it

00:12:05.780 it's fucking

00:12:06.380 it's one of the worst

00:12:07.140 things I've ever seen

00:12:07.740 it's really bad

00:12:10.300 how do you feel

00:12:12.180 all the time

00:12:12.680 because like

00:12:13.040 sometimes when I get fat

00:12:14.640 I feel like

00:12:15.320 like bloated

00:12:16.340 you feel like

00:12:16.920 like walking around

00:12:17.720 but like you felt

00:12:18.400 you had to have felt

00:12:19.120 like you were at

00:12:19.680 death's door

00:12:20.260 right

00:12:20.720 keep in mind guys

00:12:21.920 he's 5 foot 5

00:12:22.840 so the 200 at 5 foot 5

00:12:24.380 is pretty

00:12:24.740 pretty fucking chunky

00:12:25.800 I mean I'm 200

00:12:26.980 but

00:12:27.360 that's like a week ago

00:12:29.340 I'm 21261

00:12:31.720 and I am way out of shape

00:12:33.280 right now

00:12:33.640 200 at 5'5

00:12:35.960 is the fattest shit

00:12:37.500 you can possibly be

00:12:38.360 this is where

00:12:38.860 thanks man

00:12:39.580 I'm 165

00:12:41.160 well unless you're

00:12:42.520 unless you're like

00:12:43.220 you know

00:12:43.820 beefcake

00:12:44.760 I'll find it again

00:12:46.000 if you want me to

00:12:46.800 you're 5'5

00:12:47.660 so it's 5'5

00:12:49.440 so I'm like

00:12:50.000 4 inches taller than you

00:12:51.120 yeah whatever

00:12:51.860 he's gonna say 5'6

00:12:53.180 but he's 5'5

00:12:53.920 says 5'6

00:12:55.460 on my license

00:12:56.060 I'm 8

00:12:56.740 wait

00:12:57.140 I know this game

00:12:57.740 is that right

00:12:58.320 no 5'5

00:12:59.920 7

00:13:00.200 I'm 8 inches taller

00:13:01.320 than Toad

00:13:01.760 holy shit

00:13:02.500 that's a whole head

00:13:03.760 that's a whole

00:13:04.560 head over him

00:13:05.400 that's a whole

00:13:05.740 like reasonable cock

00:13:07.180 yes

00:13:07.820 I feel diminutive

00:13:09.300 next to you

00:13:09.960 that's a hard word

00:13:10.660 yeah that's

00:13:12.180 that's remarkable

00:13:12.860 yeah

00:13:13.560 do you guys think

00:13:14.420 that Trump is

00:13:14.980 unkillable

00:13:15.620 ooh

00:13:16.600 it seems so

00:13:17.400 yeah

00:13:17.860 who named this episode

00:13:18.840 I don't know

00:13:20.160 but I just

00:13:20.720 it sparked an obvious idea

00:13:22.480 and I'm like

00:13:22.960 is he like Highlander

00:13:24.460 like

00:13:24.800 yes

00:13:25.840 he can't die

00:13:26.340 and there can only be one

00:13:27.220 I don't know

00:13:28.420 you could still use this

00:13:29.800 to lean into that

00:13:30.580 it's all fake shit

00:13:31.460 because like

00:13:31.980 the dude literally

00:13:32.740 kind of propped his gun up

00:13:34.060 and then bounced

00:13:34.820 like

00:13:35.600 what kind of an attempt

00:13:37.660 is that

00:13:38.020 other than to be like

00:13:38.640 look an attempt happened

00:13:39.600 so

00:13:40.080 you could still go

00:13:41.340 the top schizo route

00:13:42.480 and

00:13:42.820 yeah

00:13:43.820 I mean I don't

00:13:44.520 I don't know

00:13:45.240 if I necessarily believe that

00:13:46.420 but

00:13:46.620 I haven't heard your thesis

00:13:47.900 on this top

00:13:48.440 is it once again

00:13:49.160 staged to bolster

00:13:50.480 his reputation

00:13:51.360 hold on one second

00:13:52.680 but all this stuff

00:13:53.860 I can't find the book

00:13:55.580 of course

00:13:56.300 optimistic bear

00:13:57.500 thinks so

00:13:58.360 he's literally

00:13:59.180 a time traveler

00:14:00.080 no I have

00:14:00.720 I have no idea

00:14:01.440 I've got no clue anymore

00:14:03.240 Clint

00:14:03.480 I know

00:14:04.200 here's what I'm worried about

00:14:05.420 the first one looked fake

00:14:06.860 and we can argue back and forth

00:14:07.900 the second one

00:14:09.120 okay

00:14:09.960 the third one

00:14:11.260 we're getting to a point

00:14:12.640 where like

00:14:13.040 it's

00:14:13.460 it's whether it was fake or not

00:14:15.220 the first one

00:14:15.880 the media and everyone else

00:14:17.420 has made it okay

00:14:18.280 to do now

00:14:19.020 like nobody cares

00:14:20.160 they keep doing it

00:14:21.140 and they're like

00:14:21.940 try again

00:14:22.700 the second one

00:14:23.640 is

00:14:24.140 it was

00:14:24.900 three days ago

00:14:26.160 it's like

00:14:27.140 it's

00:14:27.500 it's like

00:14:28.040 it's fucking

00:14:28.600 six months ago

00:14:29.280 they're not talking about it at all

00:14:30.660 it never even happened

00:14:31.620 and it didn't happen again

00:14:33.240 like there were like

00:14:34.220 explosives

00:14:34.900 no that was

00:14:35.820 that was bunk

00:14:36.400 but I was making jokes about it

00:14:39.320 that doesn't matter

00:14:40.480 here's

00:14:41.300 here's the thing though Clint

00:14:42.160 it's like

00:14:43.100 and we're getting serious on this show

00:14:44.500 but what I

00:14:44.960 what it feels like

00:14:46.120 is

00:14:46.260 no never

00:14:47.020 the country's a powder keg

00:14:48.560 right

00:14:48.840 it's a tinderbox

00:14:50.220 that is the light

00:14:51.720 like you know

00:14:52.680 Tim Poo likes to talk about

00:14:53.740 civil war and shit

00:14:54.700 you're not going to get a civil war

00:14:56.380 unless you have like a

00:14:57.360 a spark that ignites this

00:14:59.060 and it's got to be big

00:15:00.020 if they kill this guy

00:15:01.340 that will

00:15:02.620 ignite that spark

00:15:04.040 that's the spark

00:15:05.620 and then

00:15:06.460 no I

00:15:06.920 honestly

00:15:07.380 honestly

00:15:08.040 I think

00:15:08.560 they could start putting

00:15:10.080 republicans in

00:15:11.060 in gulags

00:15:11.840 like

00:15:12.320 they kind of already are

00:15:13.260 with the J6 shit

00:15:14.100 that's not going to be a spark

00:15:15.860 there is no spark

00:15:17.040 that could happen

00:15:17.740 aside from that

00:15:18.560 like

00:15:18.920 if Trump gets taken out

00:15:20.240 that's the spark

00:15:21.120 that's the only spark that exists

00:15:22.380 I really believe that

00:15:23.220 it's

00:15:23.500 and then Barron is the one

00:15:24.820 stopping that spark

00:15:25.880 by continually going back in time

00:15:27.740 and changing minor events

00:15:29.100 to prevent Trump

00:15:30.280 from being killed

00:15:31.120 like

00:15:31.420 like in

00:15:32.040 in Pennsylvania

00:15:32.640 the board with the immigration charts

00:15:34.720 was actually on his left

00:15:35.860 Barron went back in time

00:15:36.840 to put it on his right

00:15:37.600 to make his dad turn his head

00:15:38.860 so either way Clint

00:15:41.540 so either way

00:15:42.520 you are a conspiracy theorist

00:15:44.080 like

00:15:44.580 yeah

00:15:44.780 if you

00:15:45.140 if you believe

00:15:45.760 he turned his

00:15:46.340 you believe he turned his head

00:15:48.020 just enough

00:15:48.580 imagine

00:15:49.020 that might be time travel dude

00:15:50.600 or

00:15:51.260 he could have faked it

00:15:52.580 either way

00:15:53.100 we are

00:15:53.460 you are wildly on either side

00:15:55.160 of this conspiracy theory

00:15:56.280 there's no more normal people

00:15:57.900 well

00:15:58.120 I'm obviously conspiracist

00:15:59.900 I'm

00:16:00.140 I've been doing this deep dive

00:16:02.080 into the second assassin

00:16:03.060 who no one gives a fuck about

00:16:04.240 because he's like

00:16:05.660 so obviously a CIA guy

00:16:07.560 like he was

00:16:08.180 he was

00:16:08.480 I was talking on the show

00:16:10.320 the other day

00:16:10.800 yesterday

00:16:11.200 and it's like

00:16:11.720 no one really cares

00:16:12.560 because it doesn't take any effort

00:16:13.920 there's no mystery to it

00:16:15.180 because it's like

00:16:15.920 at least in the previous one

00:16:16.760 you had to look into it

00:16:17.480 like this glows a little bit

00:16:18.600 but let me

00:16:19.000 let me look further

00:16:19.940 this one just glows

00:16:20.860 right from the start

00:16:21.480 and you're like

00:16:21.740 oh okay

00:16:22.280 go

00:16:22.520 hey we need

00:16:23.140 we need a comedic interjection

00:16:24.720 show that photo again

00:16:25.640 we took it down

00:16:28.020 oh god

00:16:29.860 let me show this one

00:16:30.780 this one's nice

00:16:31.460 the toe one

00:16:32.220 there we go

00:16:33.580 that's

00:16:35.160 that's legitimately

00:16:35.880 like

00:16:36.360 the worst photo

00:16:37.800 of a human being

00:16:38.820 I've ever seen

00:16:39.320 and that's you

00:16:40.820 at 200 pounds

00:16:42.200 yeah

00:16:43.760 like 190s

00:16:44.680 maybe

00:16:44.900 not even

00:16:46.060 200

00:16:46.800 that's not even

00:16:47.820 his maximum

00:16:48.460 this isn't even

00:16:50.220 my final form

00:16:51.220 he got worse

00:16:53.540 after this photo

00:16:54.620 this was like

00:16:56.280 Christmas Eve

00:16:57.040 too

00:16:57.420 what'd you

00:16:58.020 what'd you feel like

00:16:58.960 looking into a mirror

00:16:59.820 when you look like that

00:17:00.600 not good

00:17:03.020 that's a new question

00:17:04.380 Clint

00:17:04.700 you look like my cousin

00:17:06.820 who lives in

00:17:08.520 Staten Island

00:17:09.280 who is severely obese

00:17:10.860 they had to cut his foot off

00:17:11.980 and all he does

00:17:13.000 is watch sports

00:17:13.860 it's wild

00:17:14.860 that you're

00:17:15.480 still

00:17:15.860 you're not even

00:17:16.520 200 pounds

00:17:17.140 being that fat

00:17:18.540 there's no muscle

00:17:19.900 under there

00:17:20.220 none

00:17:20.480 none at all

00:17:21.220 my worst

00:17:22.140 my worst shape ever

00:17:23.300 in my mid 20s

00:17:25.240 I had a friend die

00:17:26.320 when I was like 1920

00:17:27.180 and I just let myself

00:17:28.160 go for five years

00:17:29.080 I weighed 230

00:17:30.620 not an ounce of muscle

00:17:32.160 on me

00:17:32.560 I basically looked like this

00:17:34.060 it was atrocious

00:17:35.620 it was atrocious

00:17:36.260 but you know what

00:17:37.080 I was 7 inches

00:17:38.240 I was 7 inches

00:17:39.160 taller than this motherfucker

00:17:40.200 and I only weighed

00:17:41.000 30 pounds more

00:17:41.640 even at my worst

00:17:43.960 I never looked

00:17:44.640 that fucked up

00:17:45.600 and this isn't even

00:17:46.580 in his final form

00:17:47.220 it's amazing

00:17:47.640 no I mean

00:17:48.300 I was built

00:17:49.100 fucked up

00:17:49.660 and I became

00:17:50.100 more fucked up

00:17:51.080 but how did I feel

00:17:52.500 I felt like I was

00:17:53.780 I was kind of

00:17:54.480 just going through

00:17:54.860 this thing

00:17:55.120 where I'm like

00:17:55.420 I'm like in my 20s

00:17:56.720 I'm fine

00:17:57.240 like fuck this

00:17:58.100 whatever

00:17:58.440 yeah that's what

00:17:59.640 I was doing

00:18:00.240 yeah but then

00:18:00.720 I was waking up

00:18:01.340 every Saturday morning

00:18:02.280 with a horrific headache

00:18:04.480 and it was incapacitating

00:18:05.800 me for the entire day

00:18:06.860 yeah I remember

00:18:07.640 you've said that story

00:18:08.760 before

00:18:09.100 do you honestly think

00:18:11.020 it was just happening

00:18:11.700 on one day of the week

00:18:13.180 for no reason

00:18:14.480 yes

00:18:15.320 there's no way

00:18:16.420 you believe that

00:18:17.040 I wasn't drinking though

00:18:18.140 so what was it

00:18:19.320 well it had to

00:18:19.900 it had to be correlated

00:18:20.760 with your work schedule

00:18:21.680 or your diet

00:18:22.460 yeah my sleep

00:18:23.560 yeah something like that

00:18:24.960 I mean like one day a week

00:18:26.780 nobody else finds that

00:18:27.760 totally perplexing

00:18:28.600 but my diet dude

00:18:28.880 every day

00:18:29.420 I was eating

00:18:30.320 I shut off

00:18:30.880 when he talks about his ailments

00:18:31.940 I just can't listen

00:18:32.920 okay well what he's

00:18:33.760 what he's telling you

00:18:34.540 is he had a

00:18:35.060 he had a crippling headache

00:18:36.460 just one day a week

00:18:38.280 every day on the same day

00:18:39.560 that's not possible

00:18:40.680 Saturday I would wake up

00:18:41.920 and I

00:18:42.240 I don't believe

00:18:43.280 most of the words

00:18:44.040 that come out of Toad's mouth

00:18:45.020 so it doesn't really

00:18:46.200 I don't really bother

00:18:46.920 like trying to

00:18:47.940 everything that I'm saying

00:18:48.520 is true

00:18:48.880 if that's consistent

00:18:49.880 in his you know

00:18:50.820 everything I'm saying

00:18:51.640 is true

00:18:51.880 I would wake up

00:18:52.620 and I'd want to watch

00:18:53.220 a college football

00:18:54.100 I'm trying to like

00:18:54.760 get bets in and stuff

00:18:55.880 yeah

00:18:56.340 my headache

00:18:58.280 those are two forms of Toad

00:18:59.480 my headache was

00:19:00.920 was insane

00:19:02.100 and I would be like

00:19:03.340 vomiting for half of the day

00:19:04.860 hold on Toad

00:19:05.560 I couldn't even

00:19:06.640 think about food

00:19:07.940 pull that picture

00:19:09.120 back up Tyler

00:19:09.660 you could never

00:19:10.320 get that fat

00:19:11.200 Toad

00:19:12.320 like your body

00:19:13.080 you would die

00:19:13.720 before you were

00:19:14.320 you gotta think

00:19:15.140 about those type of

00:19:15.820 I almost did

00:19:16.500 yeah dude

00:19:16.900 you're not even

00:19:17.360 built strong enough

00:19:18.080 to be one of those

00:19:18.740 fat twins

00:19:19.340 no

00:19:20.440 like they are

00:19:21.920 built different

00:19:22.460 the people that gain

00:19:23.300 like a thousand

00:19:24.300 are those the

00:19:25.000 Jackman twins

00:19:26.080 wow

00:19:30.080 they do look like

00:19:32.900 Jackman's little bit

00:19:34.680 when you're that fat

00:19:38.260 your face just kind of

00:19:39.560 just becomes like the same

00:19:41.240 this looks like

00:19:42.480 they sat down

00:19:43.580 at one of those

00:19:44.380 like mean parody

00:19:45.460 fucking artists

00:19:46.460 and this is a photo

00:19:47.300 they gave back

00:19:47.900 to the Jackman brothers

00:19:49.000 if we were making

00:19:50.480 a million dollars a year

00:19:51.300 each from this podcast

00:19:52.140 I think we should have

00:19:53.220 like a

00:19:53.660 like a

00:19:54.440 we all meet at the

00:19:55.780 apex of our fatness

00:19:56.880 competition

00:19:57.760 that would be

00:19:58.400 fucking hilarious

00:19:59.100 I can't do it

00:20:00.180 I can't

00:20:00.580 look I don't want

00:20:01.660 to do it either

00:20:02.200 I'm just saying

00:20:02.700 if we were making

00:20:03.340 if we were just

00:20:03.880 rolling in dough

00:20:04.840 it'd be pretty funny

00:20:06.040 if we all just come in

00:20:07.060 here at 250

00:20:07.680 just to see who

00:20:08.500 looks the worst

00:20:09.140 I mean if it was

00:20:10.180 like just bulking

00:20:11.060 like it doesn't

00:20:11.580 have to be fat

00:20:12.300 I'd go for it

00:20:13.080 I would just get

00:20:13.540 yoked and fat

00:20:14.740 at the same time

00:20:15.360 like strong man

00:20:16.080 real quick

00:20:17.480 abrogate

00:20:18.160 authoritarians

00:20:19.400 he became a

00:20:20.480 subscriber on

00:20:21.460 rumble

00:20:21.980 go to the

00:20:22.940 patreon

00:20:23.380 don't go to

00:20:24.440 rumble

00:20:24.660 because we give

00:20:25.280 you other shit

00:20:25.800 like you can

00:20:26.440 get the pre-chat

00:20:27.160 on rumble

00:20:28.560 on the patreon

00:20:29.480 where we were

00:20:30.240 talking about

00:20:30.760 our other

00:20:31.220 friends fat

00:20:31.960 we were just

00:20:33.680 talking about

00:20:34.080 Tom Woods

00:20:34.820 fat wife

00:20:35.300 it's fucked up

00:20:36.780 and now we're

00:20:37.180 talking about

00:20:37.760 more fat

00:20:38.600 it was rude

00:20:40.960 that's pre-show

00:20:41.580 content

00:20:42.080 it's pre-show

00:20:42.960 content

00:20:43.300 we would never

00:20:43.820 say that here

00:20:44.540 Tom I wasn't

00:20:45.360 there for it

00:20:45.920 I don't know

00:20:46.240 what the fuck

00:20:46.580 they're talking

00:20:46.960 about

00:20:47.440 Clinton wasn't

00:20:48.360 he was not

00:20:48.940 there for that

00:20:49.400 I said she's

00:20:50.260 a very nice

00:20:50.760 lady

00:20:51.120 she is

00:20:52.540 what we were

00:20:54.100 asking is

00:20:54.740 fuck it

00:20:55.040 we're just

00:20:55.320 gonna

00:20:55.460 listen this is

00:20:56.400 a preview

00:20:57.160 of the pre-show

00:20:57.600 we were asking

00:20:58.300 if Tom Woods

00:20:59.580 is a nigger

00:21:00.080 because

00:21:00.780 forget it

00:21:02.380 I've already

00:21:04.880 seen it

00:21:05.260 it's not

00:21:05.460 being well

00:21:05.820 received

00:21:06.120 let's move on

00:21:06.940 leave it at that

00:21:09.380 niggers

00:21:10.880 hold on

00:21:13.660 let me ask

00:21:14.360 I'm gonna tell

00:21:15.560 you why

00:21:16.100 you guys are

00:21:16.940 like oh

00:21:17.200 you call Tom

00:21:17.700 Woods a nigger

00:21:18.100 I like this

00:21:19.260 you start off

00:21:19.820 with a premise

00:21:20.260 that seems

00:21:20.700 totally absurd

00:21:21.360 I want you

00:21:22.000 to justify it

00:21:22.700 he's a real

00:21:23.540 uncle Tom

00:21:24.600 Woods

00:21:25.260 alright

00:21:27.200 don't you

00:21:31.940 don't you

00:21:32.340 not laugh

00:21:32.780 at that

00:21:33.040 that was

00:21:33.320 fucking

00:21:33.560 great

00:21:33.740 that was

00:21:34.020 good

00:21:34.160 that was

00:21:34.460 a banger

00:21:34.800 that was

00:21:35.180 good shit

00:21:35.680 I don't know

00:21:37.060 who the fuck

00:21:37.460 Tom Woods is

00:21:38.100 what's going on

00:21:38.700 fuck niggers

00:21:39.520 fuck you

00:21:40.940 nigger

00:21:41.360 get off my

00:21:42.000 fucking stream

00:21:43.020 still can't

00:21:44.500 believe Dave

00:21:44.960 said that

00:21:45.460 wow Dave

00:21:46.120 said that

00:21:46.620 dude it was

00:21:47.280 like completely

00:21:47.900 it just fell

00:21:48.460 out of left

00:21:48.920 field too

00:21:49.480 that was the

00:21:51.220 most based

00:21:51.840 I've ever seen

00:21:52.420 that was good

00:21:53.080 I want to

00:21:53.360 see more of

00:21:53.760 that

00:21:54.060 hold on one

00:21:54.940 second

00:21:55.100 I want to

00:21:55.760 just go back

00:21:56.180 to the Tom

00:21:56.640 I don't care

00:21:57.220 if you don't

00:21:57.540 know who

00:21:57.800 Tom Woods

00:21:58.200 is

00:21:58.340 can you

00:21:58.600 explain it

00:21:59.040 to me

00:21:59.280 who's Tom

00:21:59.800 Woods

00:22:00.080 Tom Woods

00:22:00.820 just a brief

00:22:02.180 brief interjection

00:22:02.920 I'm sorry

00:22:03.200 top I hate

00:22:03.780 to cut you

00:22:04.120 off but

00:22:04.440 Dave definitely

00:22:05.960 says the hard

00:22:07.240 ER on the

00:22:07.900 regular

00:22:08.200 he was very

00:22:09.400 comfortable

00:22:09.820 with that

00:22:10.200 extraordinarily

00:22:11.440 comfortable

00:22:11.900 if you watch

00:22:12.620 that whole

00:22:12.920 podcast

00:22:13.340 they've been

00:22:13.760 talking for

00:22:14.220 like an hour

00:22:14.600 and a half

00:22:14.860 two hours

00:22:15.260 just very

00:22:15.760 normal

00:22:16.580 and you know

00:22:17.340 what

00:22:17.540 he's sitting

00:22:18.120 there talking

00:22:18.480 to two black

00:22:18.980 guys

00:22:19.200 he couldn't

00:22:20.300 wait to say

00:22:20.900 it

00:22:21.020 he said that

00:22:22.600 in front of

00:22:22.960 two black

00:22:23.340 dudes

00:22:23.620 nothing

00:22:25.120 didn't flinch

00:22:26.160 like just

00:22:26.580 straight face

00:22:27.220 like like

00:22:27.860 it meant

00:22:28.240 nothing

00:22:28.840 I would have

00:22:29.540 honestly

00:22:29.940 seen that

00:22:30.500 clip

00:22:30.700 I would have

00:22:31.080 thought

00:22:31.240 that was

00:22:31.540 a solo

00:22:31.980 move

00:22:32.280 I would have

00:22:32.600 thought

00:22:32.720 he was

00:22:33.000 in studio

00:22:33.480 by himself

00:22:34.100 with the

00:22:34.360 confidence

00:22:34.640 he let that

00:22:35.160 rip

00:22:35.360 Clint

00:22:35.700 let me ask

00:22:36.260 you

00:22:36.440 it wasn't

00:22:36.980 even like

00:22:37.240 they've been

00:22:37.540 riffing

00:22:37.920 joking around

00:22:38.580 talking about

00:22:39.340 that like

00:22:39.720 you know

00:22:40.100 offensive

00:22:40.520 things

00:22:41.020 he did not

00:22:41.800 didn't feel

00:22:42.260 like he put

00:22:42.600 any feelers

00:22:43.360 out to him

00:22:43.780 them and their

00:22:44.240 audience

00:22:44.540 just

00:22:44.760 nigger

00:22:45.660 and you're

00:22:45.960 like whoa

00:22:46.560 I take back

00:22:47.660 everything I ever

00:22:48.220 said about him

00:22:48.700 I'm comfortable

00:22:49.980 with niggers

00:22:50.680 not the people

00:22:51.620 just the word

00:22:52.200 those guys

00:22:52.600 were talking

00:22:53.060 mad shit

00:22:53.520 about Dave

00:22:54.120 they were talking

00:22:54.840 mad shit

00:22:55.200 about the whole

00:22:55.620 Jewish shit

00:22:56.140 all right

00:22:56.940 let me ask

00:22:57.300 you a question

00:22:57.740 before we

00:22:58.140 oh he's like

00:22:58.600 I got some

00:22:59.040 of my back

00:22:59.460 pocket for

00:22:59.920 these faggy

00:23:00.440 groggy

00:23:00.820 he just called

00:23:01.520 them niggers

00:23:01.980 right to their

00:23:02.460 face

00:23:02.700 like thanks

00:23:03.500 fuck that's

00:23:04.360 the Dave

00:23:04.620 that I like

00:23:05.180 he's

00:23:05.660 see shit like

00:23:06.460 that makes

00:23:06.840 me libertarian

00:23:07.600 again

00:23:07.920 and then shit

00:23:08.580 like with

00:23:08.980 all right

00:23:09.480 who disrespected

00:23:10.740 the feds more

00:23:11.620 Dave when he

00:23:12.980 called those two

00:23:13.700 feds niggers

00:23:14.640 to their face

00:23:15.320 or Jeremy

00:23:16.300 Kaufman this

00:23:16.880 week

00:23:17.140 oh Kaufman

00:23:18.520 Kaufman

00:23:19.500 think so

00:23:19.880 yeah I didn't

00:23:21.620 was prior to

00:23:22.580 this now I

00:23:23.080 think he's a

00:23:23.620 he's a national

00:23:24.300 hero yeah

00:23:25.620 Jeremy Kaufman

00:23:26.320 is the best

00:23:26.900 that's pretty

00:23:27.080 cool yeah

00:23:27.880 that was pretty

00:23:28.280 cool he gained

00:23:28.600 a hundred thousand

00:23:29.380 followers yeah

00:23:30.640 rightfully so

00:23:31.340 he deserves

00:23:31.760 every single one

00:23:32.500 more than that

00:23:33.100 I think that's

00:23:33.640 awesome I mean

00:23:34.400 dude the balls

00:23:35.460 that it took

00:23:35.960 to do that I

00:23:36.780 mean I can't

00:23:37.300 say I would

00:23:37.680 have done that

00:23:38.100 I would have

00:23:38.420 fucking I'd

00:23:38.960 have been like

00:23:39.200 please don't you

00:23:39.880 know it's

00:23:40.140 because it's

00:23:40.640 because the

00:23:40.940 video is getting

00:23:41.380 played on like

00:23:42.080 every single

00:23:42.900 podcast so

00:23:43.760 dude and he

00:23:44.220 knew it gets

00:23:44.920 plugged it's

00:23:45.520 getting their

00:23:46.220 connection

00:23:46.440 I would have

00:23:46.860 been like why

00:23:47.260 I'm a

00:23:47.500 co-worker

00:23:47.960 that guy used

00:23:49.560 to be my

00:23:49.940 boss I used

00:23:50.940 to work for

00:23:51.380 this dude

00:23:51.660 I was like

00:23:51.860 yo I'm so

00:23:52.300 proud of him

00:23:52.820 every time he

00:23:53.500 told him he

00:23:53.980 was like and

00:23:54.420 it's going on

00:23:55.000 the internet

00:23:55.380 as soon as

00:23:56.240 you leave

00:23:56.640 and it's

00:23:57.160 going online

00:23:57.900 the second

00:23:58.520 you leave

00:23:58.860 I was like

00:23:59.180 god damn

00:23:59.880 I'm fucking

00:24:00.340 rock hard

00:24:01.040 I don't even

00:24:01.480 know who

00:24:01.640 this guy is

00:24:02.160 he's been

00:24:02.940 on here right

00:24:03.440 yeah

00:24:04.080 it caused

00:24:06.100 a lot of

00:24:06.420 controversy

00:24:07.020 because he

00:24:07.480 was talking

00:24:07.820 about telling

00:24:08.580 that 16

00:24:09.780 year old

00:24:10.160 dude to suck

00:24:10.920 his dick

00:24:11.300 or whatever

00:24:11.640 we should

00:24:11.920 have Jeremy

00:24:12.420 back on

00:24:12.860 he's pretty

00:24:13.300 fucking funny

00:24:13.980 and he doesn't

00:24:14.720 give a shit

00:24:15.380 next week

00:24:16.120 we were

00:24:17.600 saying if

00:24:18.260 we should

00:24:18.540 keep putting

00:24:19.100 David in

00:24:19.600 why is

00:24:21.000 Toad out

00:24:21.400 Toad is

00:24:22.780 sick

00:24:23.200 he's sick

00:24:24.000 right now

00:24:24.500 he's planning

00:24:24.780 on being

00:24:25.160 sick

00:24:25.580 I'm planning

00:24:26.740 on potentially

00:24:27.320 not being

00:24:27.880 alive

00:24:28.340 I'm taking

00:24:30.620 a dead

00:24:31.260 day

00:24:31.660 put a pin

00:24:32.480 in this

00:24:32.820 in the guest

00:24:33.300 idea with

00:24:33.880 Jeremy

00:24:34.140 Kofman

00:24:34.440 please

00:24:34.680 somebody

00:24:34.980 come back

00:24:35.340 to that

00:24:35.580 someone in

00:24:35.920 the chat

00:24:36.120 remind me

00:24:36.560 but

00:24:36.800 Tom Woods

00:24:37.660 is he

00:24:38.120 a nigger

00:24:38.720 this is

00:24:39.320 the question

00:24:39.920 actually

00:24:42.160 tell David

00:24:43.440 like in

00:24:43.940 like a minute

00:24:44.920 or less

00:24:45.340 who Tom

00:24:46.260 Woods is

00:24:46.680 please

00:24:47.000 because I

00:24:47.300 don't have

00:24:47.580 any background

00:24:48.140 for this

00:24:48.480 bullet points

00:24:49.260 I think he's

00:24:50.020 like a Harvard

00:24:50.920 grad

00:24:51.420 he's written

00:24:52.340 a ton of

00:24:52.760 books

00:24:52.960 no no you're

00:24:53.180 introducing him

00:24:53.860 you're introducing

00:24:54.440 Tom Woods

00:24:55.120 yeah I'm

00:24:56.580 introducing Tom

00:24:57.140 hey hey

00:24:57.740 I'm Dave

00:24:58.380 nice to meet

00:24:59.060 you

00:24:59.700 now say

00:25:01.000 I'm Tom

00:25:01.420 Woods

00:25:01.720 no I'm not

00:25:02.920 gonna pretend

00:25:03.340 I'm Tom

00:25:03.740 say I'm Tom

00:25:04.620 Woods Clint

00:25:05.540 fucking do it

00:25:08.860 dude

00:25:09.180 I am Tom

00:25:11.300 Woods

00:25:11.700 thank you

00:25:12.180 lower your chair

00:25:13.060 lower your chair

00:25:13.780 12 inches

00:25:14.340 and then say

00:25:14.880 it like Tom

00:25:15.360 Woods would

00:25:15.760 welcome everybody

00:25:22.640 I am Tom

00:25:23.340 Woods

00:25:23.640 thank you for

00:25:24.160 tuning into the

00:25:24.600 show

00:25:24.820 I went to

00:25:25.980 Harvard

00:25:26.340 and I wrote

00:25:27.340 8 to 10

00:25:28.080 books

00:25:28.380 I don't know

00:25:28.840 exactly how

00:25:29.440 many

00:25:29.660 Clint's read

00:25:31.000 two of them

00:25:31.880 8 to 10

00:25:33.040 he writes a new

00:25:33.620 book every week

00:25:34.760 I mean some of

00:25:36.080 them are actual

00:25:36.740 books and some

00:25:37.620 of them are just

00:25:38.740 like e-things

00:25:40.080 some of them

00:25:40.720 are pamphlets

00:25:41.660 it depends on

00:25:42.380 how we define

00:25:43.000 book

00:25:43.540 Tom Woods is the

00:25:44.620 guy that threw

00:25:45.220 an event so

00:25:45.880 boring in Orlando

00:25:47.120 that thousands of

00:25:49.060 people went and

00:25:50.020 nobody actually saw

00:25:50.960 the show this is

00:25:51.660 where Cole had

00:25:52.400 his threesome

00:25:53.040 people were like

00:25:55.060 Tom Woods is

00:25:55.720 talking to him

00:25:56.260 I'm gonna have

00:25:56.480 an orgy instead

00:25:57.160 is this the guy

00:25:57.660 with the face

00:25:58.120 tattoos or am I

00:25:59.160 conflating two

00:26:00.120 different dudes

00:26:00.500 Tom Woods has

00:26:00.820 the face tattoos

00:26:01.480 ok why the fuck

00:26:02.500 didn't you say

00:26:03.020 that dude

00:26:03.560 Jesus Christ

00:26:04.280 all the descriptives

00:26:05.080 you didn't go

00:26:05.440 the big white guy

00:26:06.040 with the face

00:26:06.460 tattoos

00:26:06.780 did he do shit

00:26:07.320 with Ben Shapiro

00:26:08.000 that guy right

00:26:08.940 Tom Woods does

00:26:12.180 not have any

00:26:12.700 fucking face

00:26:13.260 this isn't the

00:26:14.140 guy that did a

00:26:14.660 rap song with

00:26:15.260 Ben Shapiro

00:26:16.100 god damn it

00:26:16.860 guys

00:26:17.160 no he had

00:26:18.020 people do a

00:26:18.540 rap song

00:26:19.040 oh that's

00:26:19.580 somebody else

00:26:20.260 yeah but he

00:26:21.060 does have a

00:26:21.460 similar name

00:26:21.960 all right I'm

00:26:22.280 gonna pull up a

00:26:22.680 picture of Tom

00:26:23.200 Woods

00:26:23.420 that's Tom

00:26:24.240 McDonald

00:26:24.660 thank you

00:26:25.120 Jason

00:26:25.420 Tom Woods

00:26:25.860 is a 5'3

00:26:27.500 he's like a

00:26:28.820 5'3

00:26:29.700 historian who

00:26:31.320 he looks like

00:26:32.220 your average

00:26:32.780 father basically

00:26:33.840 yeah he looks

00:26:34.720 like a dad

00:26:35.480 yeah which

00:26:36.000 I've asked you

00:26:36.920 basically to

00:26:37.500 explain the most

00:26:38.320 average man

00:26:38.880 why are you

00:26:40.200 doing this

00:26:40.520 to this poor

00:26:40.880 guy

00:26:41.240 that's Tom

00:26:42.560 Woods

00:26:42.780 this is Tom

00:26:44.420 Woods

00:26:44.660 okay

00:26:45.660 he's 5'3

00:26:47.340 shockingly

00:26:48.280 short

00:26:48.600 he's an

00:26:49.560 alt-right

00:26:49.920 white nationalist

00:26:50.580 or so I've

00:26:51.180 been told

00:26:51.880 true

00:26:52.240 no he's not

00:26:53.640 he's not any

00:26:54.100 of those

00:26:54.340 he's a

00:26:56.060 fucking

00:26:56.320 libertarian

00:26:56.980 he's kind

00:26:57.440 of a nerd

00:26:57.900 oh he's a

00:26:58.740 Jew

00:26:58.960 no he's not

00:27:00.020 he's a

00:27:00.500 Catholic

00:27:00.920 this is like

00:27:02.680 this is like

00:27:03.420 that game

00:27:03.880 where like

00:27:04.320 can you guess

00:27:05.420 who

00:27:05.800 is he a Jew

00:27:06.680 does he have

00:27:07.840 face tattoos

00:27:08.540 that should

00:27:09.620 that should be a

00:27:10.180 game of ours

00:27:10.720 where we look at

00:27:11.200 pictures and guess

00:27:12.360 if they're a Jew

00:27:12.920 or not

00:27:13.180 I'd rather not

00:27:14.200 okay time out

00:27:15.580 though

00:27:15.720 David it's gonna be

00:27:17.060 hard for you to

00:27:17.540 imagine this now

00:27:18.220 that you've seen

00:27:18.760 him but he has a

00:27:20.440 very large wife

00:27:21.680 okay

00:27:22.540 like a fat wife

00:27:23.600 he said two wives

00:27:26.060 and they're

00:27:26.280 large of spirit

00:27:27.460 is he a good guy

00:27:29.160 are we dogging on

00:27:29.900 a good guy

00:27:30.380 because he's got

00:27:30.900 physiognomy that

00:27:31.760 says faggot

00:27:32.380 and I don't know

00:27:32.980 oh okay

00:27:33.440 oh my god

00:27:35.240 this is a perfect

00:27:37.060 I don't know

00:27:37.460 he could be a great guy

00:27:38.560 I'm not saying

00:27:39.080 anything about a person

00:27:39.780 I'm not a friend of mine

00:27:40.620 at this point

00:27:41.140 so this has put me

00:27:41.800 in a really weird spot

00:27:43.000 I love Tom Woods

00:27:44.280 I mean look

00:27:45.140 I look like a faggot too

00:27:46.380 so what the fuck

00:27:47.140 I mean

00:27:47.440 you know

00:27:47.900 you can bust his balls

00:27:49.020 yeah and you look

00:27:49.800 you look like a hard ER

00:27:51.040 right now

00:27:51.540 with that fucking

00:27:51.980 do-rag on too

00:27:52.740 okay

00:27:52.940 I gotta keep my

00:27:53.860 waves fucking tight

00:27:54.800 I went to a concert

00:27:55.560 with Tom once

00:27:56.340 here's the thing

00:27:57.140 if you couldn't

00:27:57.880 unintentionally

00:27:58.660 if you couldn't see him

00:27:59.940 and I said Tom Woods

00:28:01.600 and then you met his wife

00:28:02.760 and his wife was like

00:28:03.780 big white woman

00:28:04.600 oh I'd assume he's black

00:28:05.780 you'd assume he's black

00:28:07.220 this is why I said

00:28:08.260 is Tom Woods a nigger

00:28:09.940 that's a good point

00:28:10.780 that's a good point

00:28:11.380 because his name does have

00:28:13.020 southern black man vibes

00:28:14.880 yeah yeah yeah

00:28:16.100 Tom Woods

00:28:17.040 does he have a history

00:28:18.200 of using the N word

00:28:19.120 he probably does

00:28:21.080 like Thomas John Woods

00:28:22.880 there's a lot of

00:28:23.820 salacious photos of him

00:28:25.260 with a confederate flag

00:28:26.240 well he's from

00:28:27.300 he's from the Boston area

00:28:28.720 we're racist up here

00:28:30.480 he's from this area

00:28:31.740 okay

00:28:32.860 and

00:28:33.140 and he was

00:28:34.340 he was in the league

00:28:36.400 of the south

00:28:37.200 can somebody put a

00:28:40.220 put a do-rag on him

00:28:41.260 like if he had a

00:28:42.260 put a do-rag on him

00:28:43.480 honestly

00:28:44.440 if you put a do-rag on him

00:28:45.680 he's gonna look

00:28:46.320 man

00:28:46.880 like he has down syndrome

00:28:48.440 he looks like toad

00:28:50.380 if he lost weight and shaved

00:28:51.380 he's clean toad

00:28:55.340 this is what toad can aim for

00:28:57.580 if he goes on his redemption arc

00:28:58.860 I've said nothing about

00:29:00.460 his personal character

00:29:01.420 by the way

00:29:01.900 I've just talked about

00:29:02.540 his visage

00:29:03.080 which you know

00:29:03.700 look if I go and I write

00:29:04.920 like a million e-books

00:29:06.960 I could get

00:29:07.760 a morbidly obese wife

00:29:09.320 what is he

00:29:10.300 what is he

00:29:10.900 what is he writing

00:29:13.000 eight books a week about

00:29:14.080 Jesus Christ

00:29:15.120 he's written a lot of books

00:29:16.880 about like libertarian theory

00:29:18.060 and then applying it

00:29:18.860 to modern issues

00:29:20.940 and the most recent one

00:29:22.360 was a deep dive on

00:29:23.640 the lockdown hysteria

00:29:25.660 and like

00:29:26.200 I'm sorry

00:29:26.580 but is there really that much

00:29:27.660 to libertarianism

00:29:28.420 that you could write

00:29:28.960 that many books

00:29:29.660 this is a really

00:29:30.440 upsetting thing to learn

00:29:32.500 it's really at this point

00:29:33.480 I've read like half

00:29:35.280 of his books

00:29:35.780 like yeah

00:29:36.360 I mean some of them

00:29:37.020 are economics

00:29:37.820 a lot of them are history

00:29:38.920 yeah

00:29:39.680 alright

00:29:40.760 I thought there wasn't

00:29:42.060 a lot of you guys

00:29:42.720 how many people

00:29:43.100 are buying these books

00:29:43.920 not many

00:29:44.780 yeah

00:29:45.580 one of them

00:29:46.820 was a best seller man

00:29:48.020 Meltdown

00:29:48.840 was a New York Times

00:29:49.800 best seller

00:29:50.320 it's mostly just a scheme

00:29:51.320 to build his email list

00:29:52.420 is really all that

00:29:53.220 I'm just bitter

00:29:53.840 I can't read

00:29:54.580 yeah

00:29:54.960 he loves

00:29:55.980 he loves rolling

00:29:56.840 and smackers

00:29:57.740 alright

00:29:58.460 you guys want to do

00:29:59.100 a mailbag

00:29:59.600 or what does he

00:30:00.360 no what does Tom Woods do

00:30:01.660 is he a nigger

00:30:02.380 and what does he do

00:30:03.280 if he has sex

00:30:04.360 with fat white women

00:30:05.280 yes he is

00:30:06.020 that's something like

00:30:07.140 that's the only bar

00:30:08.580 that's it

00:30:09.080 that's all you gotta do

00:30:09.840 that sounded like

00:30:10.420 that Schwarzenegger thing

00:30:11.600 who is your daddy

00:30:12.800 and what does he do

00:30:13.860 are you a nigger

00:30:15.400 and what do you do

00:30:16.540 if you fuck

00:30:19.020 fat white women

00:30:20.040 are you

00:30:20.420 yeah

00:30:20.660 yeah I think so

00:30:21.460 I think that's fair to say

00:30:22.440 does that make him a bad guy

00:30:23.600 is that where we're going with this

00:30:24.760 no

00:30:25.300 because I don't think

00:30:25.900 it makes him a bad guy

00:30:26.880 if that's the only binary

00:30:28.640 that does it

00:30:29.200 what was with all the setup

00:30:30.220 all the

00:30:30.760 you know

00:30:31.240 just

00:30:31.560 he only had to mention

00:30:32.860 that one thing

00:30:33.520 yeah

00:30:33.800 do you think he has

00:30:34.920 the chirp

00:30:36.700 in his mansion

00:30:37.580 oh yeah

00:30:38.960 that dude can't reach

00:30:39.980 the fucking batteries

00:30:40.900 do you think

00:30:41.720 that when Diddy

00:30:42.340 had all those parties

00:30:43.400 in his mansions

00:30:44.300 he had a chirp

00:30:45.900 do you think

00:30:46.200 that was part of the psychosis

00:30:47.320 like everybody's

00:30:48.200 in these fucking mansions

00:30:49.240 they're all

00:30:49.880 totally fucked up

00:30:51.280 on methamphetamine

00:30:52.240 and they're just

00:30:52.880 listening to chirps

00:30:53.660 there's no windows

00:30:54.360 in the mansion

00:30:54.820 they can't see the daylight

00:30:55.720 I mean

00:30:55.960 at this point

00:30:56.780 are we just criminalizing

00:30:57.980 people who know

00:30:58.680 how to throw good parties

00:30:59.620 because

00:30:59.920 if you're fucking

00:31:00.820 having a mansion party

00:31:01.780 with all the famous people

00:31:02.800 thousand fucking bottles

00:31:04.160 of lube

00:31:04.520 everyone's passed out

00:31:05.780 because they're all

00:31:06.280 so fucking drunk

00:31:07.140 this is illegal

00:31:09.540 you mean that's illegal

00:31:11.000 we got a Diddy defender

00:31:12.780 and it's Clint

00:31:13.620 David

00:31:14.180 how surprised are we

00:31:15.160 all I'm saying is

00:31:16.640 is it a criminal offense

00:31:17.960 to make the largest

00:31:19.300 indoor slip and slide

00:31:20.340 is that suddenly illegal

00:31:21.440 is that what he's guilty of

00:31:23.000 what's next

00:31:24.220 I can't put fireworks

00:31:25.120 up my keister

00:31:25.980 and fucking launch them

00:31:26.720 into outer space

00:31:27.280 fuck you

00:31:27.700 unbelievable

00:31:28.180 I think that there's

00:31:28.960 a certain weight

00:31:29.660 there's a certain weight

00:31:30.700 of baby oil

00:31:31.400 that you can have

00:31:32.320 in a residence

00:31:33.100 like a residential house

00:31:34.580 before it's like

00:31:35.780 it's wasted

00:31:36.840 it becomes like

00:31:37.420 actual waste

00:31:38.220 like chemical waste

00:31:39.100 oh so it's like

00:31:40.480 it's like the purity

00:31:41.220 it's an EPA violation

00:31:42.240 it's like the

00:31:43.240 it's like the

00:31:43.940 the purity of

00:31:45.120 radiated material

00:31:46.580 like

00:31:46.940 exactly

00:31:47.660 they spun that up

00:31:48.880 too much

00:31:49.140 you got like

00:31:49.600 you got 5%

00:31:50.920 too condensed

00:31:51.900 baby oil

00:31:52.840 yo

00:31:53.540 loco plata

00:31:55.200 78 says

00:31:56.280 Diddy's chirp

00:31:57.040 is Justin Bieber

00:31:58.060 moaning

00:31:58.920 imagine that

00:32:00.540 every 15 minutes

00:32:01.780 huh

00:32:02.540 that is so

00:32:04.640 well timed

00:32:05.440 that's the one

00:32:06.880 thing that I hate

00:32:07.520 Diddy for

00:32:08.060 because I really

00:32:08.860 like Justin Bieber

00:32:09.720 and ever since

00:32:10.620 yeah he fucked

00:32:11.560 didn't see that

00:32:11.820 coming

00:32:12.140 I think it got

00:32:12.960 a little more

00:32:13.300 soulful

00:32:13.820 put a little more

00:32:14.320 soul in his music

00:32:15.020 later on

00:32:15.360 I think so

00:32:15.880 yeah

00:32:16.160 yeah

00:32:16.540 it's the same

00:32:17.100 way they

00:32:17.380 chemically castrated

00:32:18.220 Michael Jackson

00:32:18.860 to keep him

00:32:19.340 castrato

00:32:19.960 to keep him

00:32:21.100 you know

00:32:21.320 making that

00:32:21.820 certain

00:32:22.120 that young

00:32:22.760 young boy voice

00:32:24.040 I think

00:32:24.360 oh shit

00:32:24.860 there's something

00:32:25.340 to that

00:32:25.740 man

00:32:26.020 I should have

00:32:26.380 done that

00:32:26.720 so I didn't

00:32:27.000 lose my voice

00:32:27.660 well they

00:32:28.540 definitely

00:32:28.860 I think that

00:32:29.460 they chemically

00:32:30.020 castrated

00:32:30.520 Michael Jackson

00:32:31.080 yeah that was

00:32:31.520 in the tell

00:32:31.940 all from his

00:32:32.400 doctor

00:32:32.660 who knows

00:32:32.940 if it's true

00:32:33.500 but I think

00:32:34.180 it makes a lot

00:32:34.620 of sense

00:32:35.100 you know

00:32:35.980 I think

00:32:36.400 acid burn

00:32:37.060 that nigga's

00:32:37.440 nuts off

00:32:37.920 and have him

00:32:38.320 hitting those

00:32:38.640 high notes

00:32:39.020 forever

00:32:39.380 for sure

00:32:40.060 why not

00:32:40.480 so you're

00:32:41.100 telling me

00:32:41.340 we can't

00:32:41.660 have parties

00:32:42.080 anymore

00:32:42.400 that's it

00:32:43.120 that's what

00:32:43.460 I'm getting

00:32:43.740 at dude

00:32:44.140 this guy

00:32:45.300 likes to

00:32:45.680 party

00:32:45.900 by the way

00:32:46.320 that's

00:32:46.640 alpha

00:32:46.940 toad

00:32:47.220 I saw

00:32:47.480 that picture

00:32:47.900 on Twitter

00:32:48.620 and I don't

00:32:49.420 know

00:32:49.520 something about

00:32:50.040 it

00:32:50.120 I just

00:32:50.340 resonated

00:32:50.700 with it

00:32:51.040 there ain't

00:32:51.320 shit

00:32:51.580 alpha

00:32:51.840 about that

00:32:52.320 but look

00:32:52.880 honestly

00:32:53.580 no one else

00:32:54.100 has a problem

00:32:54.560 with the fact

00:32:55.000 that like

00:32:55.320 we're just

00:32:55.720 we're just

00:32:56.340 convicting this

00:32:57.000 man because

00:32:57.460 he throws

00:32:57.860 the best

00:32:58.260 parties

00:32:58.620 come on

00:32:59.160 hold on

00:32:59.420 Clint

00:32:59.620 no stop

00:33:00.420 trying to

00:33:00.760 be a pedophile

00:33:01.300 Clint

00:33:01.580 do you think

00:33:02.080 you could

00:33:02.760 wrestle the

00:33:03.720 remote away

00:33:04.480 from this

00:33:04.920 man on

00:33:05.580 football Sunday

00:33:06.680 of course

00:33:07.500 I could tear

00:33:08.260 his arms

00:33:08.620 off

00:33:09.160 that guy

00:33:09.840 is a

00:33:10.500 complete

00:33:10.920 pushover

00:33:11.440 to wrestle

00:33:12.040 the remote

00:33:12.840 away from

00:33:13.240 you're gonna

00:33:13.520 have to

00:33:14.080 dig into

00:33:14.680 my fat

00:33:15.160 rolls

00:33:15.420 to find

00:33:15.900 it

00:33:16.040 not a

00:33:16.680 problem

00:33:16.900 I will

00:33:17.200 punch

00:33:17.460 straight

00:33:17.720 through

00:33:17.900 that

00:33:18.100 fucking

00:33:18.360 fleshy

00:33:18.800 muppet

00:33:19.860 you'll get

00:33:20.660 sucked in

00:33:22.440 it's like

00:33:23.000 a portal

00:33:23.580 yeah but

00:33:24.500 it's like

00:33:24.800 a soft

00:33:25.860 breeze

00:33:26.400 like there's

00:33:26.840 nothing behind

00:33:27.580 that mass

00:33:28.380 real shit

00:33:30.340 real shit

00:33:30.720 real shit

00:33:31.120 we're watching

00:33:31.920 we're watching

00:33:32.620 these clips

00:33:33.720 that are

00:33:34.060 because every

00:33:34.600 clip from

00:33:35.280 every Diddy

00:33:35.640 party is going

00:33:36.100 viral now

00:33:36.580 right

00:33:36.760 and you got

00:33:37.440 like LeBron

00:33:38.240 going hey

00:33:38.900 we can't talk

00:33:39.520 about Diddy

00:33:39.900 parties

00:33:40.140 those are

00:33:40.440 wild bro

00:33:40.960 and then

00:33:41.480 they show

00:33:42.240 this white

00:33:42.600 dude who's

00:33:42.920 passed out

00:33:43.380 face down

00:33:43.920 and they're

00:33:44.480 like

00:33:44.740 and Diddy's

00:33:45.580 like

00:33:46.060 oh put your

00:33:47.920 beer on his

00:33:48.360 head

00:33:48.560 see this is

00:33:49.000 what happens

00:33:49.380 when you come

00:33:49.760 to a Diddy

00:33:50.160 party

00:33:50.460 like white

00:33:51.480 boys from

00:33:51.960 Nokia

00:33:52.400 think that

00:33:52.860 they can hang

00:33:53.340 they can't

00:33:53.740 hang

00:33:53.880 and I'm

00:33:54.400 like

00:33:54.540 this just

00:33:55.380 looks like

00:33:56.000 a party

00:33:56.580 like a thousand

00:33:57.560 different parties

00:33:58.300 I've been to

00:33:58.820 in my life

00:33:59.280 like granted

00:34:00.080 it seems like

00:34:00.900 he's also

00:34:01.280 fucking a bunch

00:34:01.820 of dudes

00:34:02.180 behind the

00:34:02.700 scenes

00:34:02.920 and maybe

00:34:03.500 there's

00:34:03.760 other wild

00:34:04.180 shit

00:34:04.380 but I'm

00:34:04.760 just saying

00:34:04.960 based off

00:34:05.460 of what

00:34:05.620 I'm seeing

00:34:05.920 there

00:34:06.180 it just

00:34:06.640 seems like

00:34:07.000 a fun time

00:34:07.480 it looks like

00:34:07.880 college

00:34:08.280 if we were

00:34:08.780 more rich

00:34:09.340 and less

00:34:09.740 gay

00:34:10.120 can I tell

00:34:10.680 you how

00:34:10.920 I saw

00:34:11.220 that

00:34:11.440 I saw

00:34:11.960 a bunch

00:34:12.280 of people

00:34:12.700 sitting around

00:34:13.500 everybody

00:34:13.880 was cool

00:34:14.420 they're all

00:34:14.800 enjoying

00:34:15.160 their drinks

00:34:15.620 and there's

00:34:16.020 one dude

00:34:16.740 face down

00:34:17.440 and Diddy

00:34:17.920 says

00:34:23.740 I put him

00:34:24.380 to sleep

00:34:24.900 he literally

00:34:25.640 is bragging

00:34:26.280 about putting

00:34:26.720 his dude

00:34:26.960 to sleep

00:34:27.240 and everybody

00:34:27.580 else is sitting

00:34:28.020 there like this

00:34:28.500 and the music's

00:34:29.540 not even that loud

00:34:30.260 and this dude

00:34:31.700 is just face down

00:34:32.620 next to him

00:34:33.180 he's like

00:34:33.560 this is a

00:34:35.060 this is a

00:34:35.520 misunderstanding

00:34:35.980 of black culture

00:34:36.880 put him to sleep

00:34:38.140 they also

00:34:38.560 they say that

00:34:39.140 shit about

00:34:39.560 fucking women

00:34:40.240 too

00:34:40.460 so deep

00:34:42.000 I put our ass

00:34:42.540 to sleep

00:34:42.880 so they're not

00:34:45.200 talking about

00:34:45.600 actually

00:34:45.880 what's the

00:34:46.840 advantage of

00:34:47.320 putting something

00:34:47.640 he's saying

00:34:48.200 the same thing

00:34:48.780 he's like

00:34:49.060 I put this

00:34:49.520 white boy to

00:34:49.960 sleep

00:34:50.120 I fucked him

00:34:50.880 deeply

00:34:51.360 wait

00:34:51.800 they euthanize

00:34:52.580 women

00:34:52.900 when in Rome

00:34:56.080 perfect drop

00:34:58.740 that was incredible

00:34:59.920 so wait

00:35:01.540 if you think

00:35:01.980 you just think

00:35:02.500 that Diddy

00:35:02.840 didn't do

00:35:03.220 anything wrong

00:35:03.740 is that

00:35:04.000 you're a Diddy

00:35:04.640 defender

00:35:05.000 Diddy didn't

00:35:05.520 Diddy didn't

00:35:06.160 do it

00:35:06.540 look

00:35:07.380 all you guys

00:35:08.480 defend

00:35:08.780 Michael Jackson

00:35:09.600 R. Kelly

00:35:10.000 I can't defend

00:35:10.660 Diddy

00:35:10.880 fuck you

00:35:11.300 Michael Jackson

00:35:11.920 didn't do shit

00:35:12.740 and how dare you

00:35:13.480 talk about R. Kelly

00:35:14.260 like that

00:35:14.840 R. Kelly did do it

00:35:17.420 and how dare you

00:35:18.260 besmirch his good name

00:35:19.260 you think a castrated

00:35:20.240 Michael Jackson

00:35:20.880 was raping boys

00:35:21.740 he couldn't rape

00:35:22.380 he couldn't

00:35:23.240 rape

00:35:23.400 I wonder if

00:35:24.060 he could

00:35:24.220 just cause you

00:35:24.580 don't have nuts

00:35:25.240 doesn't mean

00:35:25.620 you can't

00:35:25.980 rape

00:35:26.200 bruh

00:35:26.680 is that true

00:35:27.420 he genuinely

00:35:27.840 wasn't sexually

00:35:28.740 interested

00:35:29.220 that's a lot

00:35:30.220 of the

00:35:30.520 you have no

00:35:31.920 libido at that

00:35:32.820 point

00:35:32.980 you have no

00:35:33.720 desire to

00:35:34.420 rape

00:35:34.540 he was genuinely

00:35:35.180 just like an

00:35:35.800 innocent creature

00:35:36.600 of the forest

00:35:37.280 that's like

00:35:37.720 all he was

00:35:38.280 he was whimsical

00:35:39.840 motherfucker

00:35:40.480 he did things

00:35:42.900 whimsically

00:35:44.160 can we get

00:35:44.580 he was trending

00:35:45.080 go on twitter

00:35:46.180 right now

00:35:46.560 oh my god

00:35:48.760 let's do it

00:35:49.300 completely

00:35:49.720 unironic

00:35:50.460 honestly

00:35:51.380 we should start

00:35:52.920 that just for the bit

00:35:53.760 what I'm doing

00:35:56.040 is obviously

00:35:56.400 I'm doing exactly

00:35:57.080 what Top did

00:35:58.340 I'm coming up

00:35:58.820 with a premise

00:35:59.260 that's so absurd

00:35:59.980 saying that

00:36:00.460 Tom Woods

00:36:01.320 is a negro

00:36:02.140 and then I'm

00:36:02.700 fucking extrapolating

00:36:03.520 from there

00:36:03.780 I was getting ready

00:36:06.300 to bookmark it

00:36:06.880 I was like

00:36:07.060 we're gonna

00:36:07.300 fucking send this

00:36:08.200 Dave Smith's

00:36:09.800 got his own

00:36:10.280 nigger clip

00:36:10.840 I've got my own

00:36:12.980 too

00:36:13.160 I'm just not

00:36:13.640 saying it about

00:36:14.220 Tom Woods

00:36:14.680 fuck that

00:36:15.160 I'm not your

00:36:16.680 fucking monkey

00:36:17.840 thank you

00:36:18.620 I have enough there

00:36:18.760 to deceptively edit it

00:36:19.840 so you're good

00:36:20.620 Clint

00:36:21.040 Tom Woods is a

00:36:26.280 there you go

00:36:28.120 Laney get out

00:36:28.900 dude if you go

00:36:30.060 in fresh and fit

00:36:30.780 you need to do

00:36:31.360 the same thing

00:36:32.160 oh no

00:36:32.460 yeah

00:36:33.120 actually

00:36:33.820 and if they say

00:36:35.560 they'd be like

00:36:36.020 hey well you didn't

00:36:36.800 freak out what Dave did

00:36:37.820 I just did a

00:36:39.280 spaces with Myron

00:36:40.180 and we've been

00:36:41.760 DMing and shit

00:36:42.360 so like that could

00:36:42.980 legit happen

00:36:43.640 and I will do it

00:36:44.480 just to carry on

00:36:45.020 the tradition of

00:36:45.680 Dave Smith

00:36:46.060 I will do it

00:36:46.620 on their show

00:36:47.140 you gotta call

00:36:47.660 Myron a sand

00:36:48.320 nigger

00:36:49.100 you can't get away

00:36:50.240 with it though

00:36:50.740 because you're white

00:36:51.540 but you didn't call him

00:36:52.000 it

00:36:52.200 named it in a smart way

00:36:53.500 he used it in context

00:36:54.800 it made sense

00:36:55.500 like what he was

00:36:55.920 talking about

00:36:56.280 no he was literally

00:36:57.000 talking about people

00:36:57.840 talking shit to Myron

00:36:59.000 like that's what

00:36:59.460 he was doing

00:36:59.900 I said nigger in front

00:37:00.980 of Myron but on

00:37:01.600 a Twitter space

00:37:02.200 see exactly

00:37:03.820 I already said that

00:37:04.480 a thousand times

00:37:05.120 are you aware nigger

00:37:06.300 I said that

00:37:07.840 I said that a group

00:37:08.540 of times in that episode

00:37:09.220 I just don't

00:37:09.760 like the hard ER

00:37:10.520 I just don't do it man

00:37:11.340 you just don't feel

00:37:13.280 like your PR candle yet

00:37:14.460 he's like hey

00:37:15.520 I'll defend Diddy

00:37:16.300 but I'm not gonna

00:37:16.840 drop a hard R

00:37:17.640 that's right

00:37:18.400 look

00:37:19.480 my reputation

00:37:20.860 can handle

00:37:21.580 defending Diddy

00:37:22.800 I can't handle

00:37:23.520 saying a hard ER

00:37:24.300 I will defend

00:37:25.160 rampant sex crimes

00:37:26.460 but I will not

00:37:27.280 say nigger

00:37:28.080 this is my line

00:37:29.820 look

00:37:30.340 all I'm saying

00:37:31.880 is that the footage

00:37:32.760 that's going around

00:37:33.440 doesn't prove it

00:37:34.640 like the other footage

00:37:36.000 where he beats

00:37:36.540 the fuck out of that girl

00:37:37.400 like it's weird to me

00:37:39.080 that people don't give a

00:37:39.860 yeah see now we got

00:37:41.180 another Diddy defender

00:37:42.000 defend that angle

00:37:42.880 what beating that

00:37:44.780 bitch's ass

00:37:45.400 yeah

00:37:45.960 defend that

00:37:46.840 what does she say though

00:37:49.080 he beat a woman

00:37:50.460 I mean that's fair

00:37:51.600 we don't know

00:37:52.200 we don't know

00:37:52.800 what she said

00:37:53.340 she could have said

00:37:55.000 some wild shit

00:37:55.880 holy shit

00:37:56.920 yeah they say crazy

00:37:57.760 things all the time

00:37:58.520 dude

00:37:58.700 yeah

00:37:58.980 and you know

00:37:59.920 what stops him

00:38:00.440 from saying crazy shit

00:38:01.300 your hands

00:38:02.120 hitting him

00:38:02.580 yeah

00:38:02.920 every time

00:38:04.300 bitches say

00:38:05.340 the darndest shit

00:38:06.220 you ever just

00:38:06.980 hit a bitch

00:38:07.540 with a bottle

00:38:07.940 of baby oil

00:38:08.520 johnson and johnson

00:38:09.380 the fucking

00:38:09.720 16 fluid ounces

00:38:10.740 that'll put a bitch out

00:38:11.540 what kind of

00:38:12.360 like a thousand

00:38:12.900 bottles of these

00:38:13.680 baby oils

00:38:14.300 like the little ones

00:38:15.100 no they were

00:38:15.840 full size bad boys

00:38:16.900 that's wild

00:38:17.620 no I don't know

00:38:18.380 I just

00:38:18.640 no they're tiny

00:38:20.000 they're tiny

00:38:20.520 what do you mean

00:38:21.380 they're tiny

00:38:21.860 how do you know

00:38:22.420 you said that

00:38:22.940 so confidently

00:38:23.380 I've been there

00:38:24.600 I reviewed the

00:38:26.320 crime scene photos

00:38:27.280 I filled the order

00:38:28.740 I worked at

00:38:29.220 johnson and johnson

00:38:29.940 it was at the party

00:38:31.140 bottles this big

00:38:32.100 and they peeled the

00:38:33.140 label off of everyone

00:38:34.040 so it doesn't say

00:38:34.820 anything

00:38:35.080 is that true

00:38:35.520 it's just like

00:38:35.780 yellow liquid

00:38:36.520 that's what I want

00:38:37.500 to think

00:38:37.780 can we just embrace

00:38:38.800 the humor behind him

00:38:40.860 like fucking the most

00:38:42.200 hood black rap

00:38:43.700 motherfuckers

00:38:44.400 and just

00:38:44.800 just bottoming them

00:38:46.660 out

00:38:47.040 like on the regular

00:38:48.160 you've heard that

00:38:49.180 everybody knows

00:38:49.900 that

00:38:50.160 allegedly shows

00:38:51.180 combs assaulting

00:38:52.220 then girlfriend

00:38:53.040 cassie ventura

00:38:54.320 in a hallway

00:38:55.380 I mean she was

00:38:56.220 you know she was

00:38:57.500 talking shit

00:38:58.120 dude he's in a towel

00:38:59.200 dude that's

00:38:59.740 this didn't just come out

00:39:00.440 of nowhere

00:39:00.900 he's not crazy

00:39:03.580 something preceded

00:39:07.360 this obviously

00:39:08.320 I just want to

00:39:09.540 judge his form

00:39:10.180 his technique

00:39:10.660 I want to see

00:39:11.060 if Diddy's got hands

00:39:11.800 that's all I want to know

00:39:12.600 it looked like

00:39:13.420 they edited a bit

00:39:14.640 fat Dave

00:39:15.480 who does not

00:39:16.820 have the time

00:39:17.280 to show up

00:39:17.900 with us tonight

00:39:18.580 what the fuck

00:39:19.220 he's using

00:39:19.760 fabuloso to remove

00:39:21.100 his popcorn ceiling

00:39:22.000 that seems like

00:39:22.820 a bad idea bro

00:39:23.800 he's at his new house

00:39:25.700 I didn't know

00:39:26.240 that was a thing

00:39:26.880 but okay

00:39:27.540 I don't think it's a thing

00:39:28.360 I think someone lied to

00:39:29.420 someone lied to Cole again

00:39:30.940 some dumb shit

00:39:31.820 Liz saw on Facebook

00:39:33.040 Cole's gonna be

00:39:34.220 breathing in the

00:39:35.200 fabuloso fumes

00:39:36.420 I have such a bad joke

00:39:37.880 I could make right now

00:39:38.700 but I'm not gonna do it

00:39:39.700 he's gonna do his kid

00:39:40.880 like he did those dogs

00:39:41.940 instead of

00:39:42.940 instead of

00:39:43.740 here drink this

00:39:44.360 leftover fabuloso

00:39:45.380 instead of antifreeze

00:39:46.800 it's fabuloso

00:39:47.580 smells good

00:39:48.640 get the great

00:39:49.360 for real

00:39:50.320 right now

00:39:50.960 get your kid out the house

00:39:52.280 or open up all the windows

00:39:53.640 you're wiping fabuloso

00:39:54.720 all throughout your

00:39:55.400 brand new house

00:39:55.960 you fucking idiot

00:39:56.840 he's like I'm oiling it

00:39:57.800 it smells great

00:39:58.460 I can't believe you

00:39:59.320 bought a house

00:39:59.980 with popcorn ceilings

00:40:00.880 how poor are you

00:40:01.620 I live

00:40:03.620 yo

00:40:03.880 you know what's so depressing

00:40:04.980 I just laughed

00:40:05.780 and looked up

00:40:06.340 at my popcorn ceiling

00:40:07.120 I like

00:40:07.700 I did

00:40:08.260 I checked

00:40:08.800 okay I don't have one

00:40:10.140 the popcorn ceiling

00:40:11.080 it seems like

00:40:11.960 it would be something

00:40:12.400 at like Willy Wonka's

00:40:13.600 factory or something

00:40:14.580 here we have

00:40:16.100 the great popcorn ceiling

00:40:18.040 it's dripping butter down

00:40:19.880 on you

00:40:20.180 I want that shit

00:40:20.940 why is he using fabuloso

00:40:22.380 I don't know dog

00:40:23.740 somebody in the chat

00:40:24.760 just said you could do it

00:40:25.620 with water

00:40:26.140 why the fuck is he using

00:40:27.100 fabuloso

00:40:27.640 smells better

00:40:28.800 can you imagine

00:40:29.820 just the whole place

00:40:30.900 smelled like mold

00:40:31.520 when we moved in

00:40:32.240 so this makes it smell

00:40:33.420 better

00:40:33.660 I don't know

00:40:33.980 it smelled like the dead body

00:40:34.900 they just cleared out of here

00:40:36.240 can you imagine

00:40:36.920 being in the studio

00:40:38.040 and just like

00:40:38.760 writing the lyrics

00:40:39.980 to Dreams and Nightmares

00:40:41.880 as Meek Mill

00:40:42.480 and then like

00:40:43.020 seven minutes later

00:40:44.060 you're getting

00:40:44.520 fucking flatlined

00:40:46.060 by Diddy's dick

00:40:46.920 dude

00:40:47.340 every time I go

00:40:48.460 I went on Stu Peter's

00:40:49.520 show again today

00:40:50.180 and he was like

00:40:50.960 say it's the Jews

00:40:51.680 I was like

00:40:52.040 we're talking about

00:40:52.580 yeah fine

00:40:52.940 it's the Jews

00:40:53.360 but he goes

00:40:54.580 before we get into

00:40:56.320 the Diddy situation

00:40:57.240 I want to play

00:40:57.880 this disturbing audio

00:40:58.700 for you

00:40:59.040 this is the second time

00:41:00.080 in a row

00:41:00.400 he's done this to me

00:41:01.080 where I had to listen

00:41:01.700 to 30 seconds

00:41:02.400 of Meek Mill

00:41:02.880 getting his butthole

00:41:03.700 blown out

00:41:04.140 by fucking P Diddy

00:41:05.000 he's trying to fuck you

00:41:06.020 Stu Peter

00:41:06.440 trying to have sex

00:41:07.200 with the dude

00:41:07.480 he's definitely

00:41:07.840 trying to set the mood

00:41:08.680 that's for sure

00:41:09.320 and I felt weird

00:41:10.320 I felt really weird

00:41:11.280 did it work

00:41:11.660 you know what

00:41:12.700 I just didn't feel

00:41:13.600 I felt like I lied

00:41:14.540 when I said

00:41:14.960 happy to be here

00:41:15.680 you know

00:41:16.260 when he was just like

00:41:17.040 here's David Corbo

00:41:17.860 what are your thoughts

00:41:18.480 on it

00:41:18.760 and I said

00:41:19.100 happy to be here

00:41:19.780 Stu

00:41:20.040 honestly Stu

00:41:21.420 I'm a little uncomfortable

00:41:22.240 honestly Stu

00:41:23.420 I wish you wouldn't

00:41:24.040 fucking do that

00:41:24.820 I wish you wouldn't

00:41:25.620 fucking play these men

00:41:26.460 having sex with me

00:41:27.360 or having sex

00:41:28.580 and then introduce me

00:41:29.400 to the fucking audience

00:41:30.580 having sex with me

00:41:31.840 did you lie

00:41:33.880 or did you tell the truth

00:41:35.300 and say Dreams and Nightmares

00:41:36.220 is one of the greatest

00:41:36.760 albums in rap history

00:41:37.920 it's one of the greatest songs

00:41:39.700 not every song

00:41:40.420 on the album

00:41:40.880 was a banger

00:41:41.500 but I just

00:41:43.020 what's upsetting to me

00:41:44.240 is to think

00:41:44.640 that he drew

00:41:45.280 on gay sex

00:41:47.120 to make that

00:41:47.700 and I'm just jamming

00:41:48.640 to it hard

00:41:49.080 that right shirt

00:41:50.740 that right shirt

00:41:51.540 is so true

00:41:53.000 it's crazy

00:41:53.740 really it should say

00:41:55.200 gay and CIA

00:41:56.120 gay or CIA

00:41:56.920 yeah

00:41:57.380 yeah apparently

00:41:58.180 he's both

00:41:58.620 when I made this shirt

00:41:59.700 didn't realize

00:42:00.440 he was both

00:42:01.560 he was both

00:42:02.400 right

00:42:02.700 well that's often

00:42:03.420 the case right

00:42:04.060 that's often the case

00:42:05.140 they're gay and CIA

00:42:06.000 wear that other shirt

00:42:07.160 to a Phoenix Suns game

00:42:08.320 see how many people

00:42:09.440 are like what the fuck

00:42:10.200 I like that shirt

00:42:11.280 that's one of my favorite shirts

00:42:12.160 it's because I'm 10%

00:42:13.160 black purple looks good

00:42:14.140 on me

00:42:14.440 so I actually have it

00:42:15.840 in purple

00:42:16.240 does purple look good

00:42:17.240 on Tom Woods

00:42:17.900 yo I bet

00:42:19.900 if it does

00:42:20.700 then it's 100%

00:42:21.640 he's 100%

00:42:22.540 I bet you he could

00:42:23.300 pull purple

00:42:23.840 he'd look good in purple

00:42:24.820 yo David

00:42:25.300 rehabilitate Tom Woods

00:42:26.660 David do you

00:42:27.480 do you like

00:42:28.280 go through the rest

00:42:29.280 of your life

00:42:29.620 dressed like this

00:42:30.320 um

00:42:31.800 I go through the rest

00:42:32.540 of my life

00:42:32.960 dressed like

00:42:34.100 well the robe

00:42:35.180 is my personal robe

00:42:36.020 that I wear around the house

00:42:36.760 yeah

00:42:36.960 like are you picking

00:42:37.760 your kid up

00:42:38.220 from school

00:42:38.640 like that

00:42:39.080 no I

00:42:39.800 but my Hawaiian shirt

00:42:41.120 do you wear that

00:42:41.920 do-rag out of the house

00:42:43.100 no but I will

00:42:44.340 at Bohemian Grove

00:42:45.420 I plan on wearing it there

00:42:46.720 he picks up his kids

00:42:46.860 with a knife

00:42:47.760 like so he's wearing

00:42:48.540 like a white shirt

00:42:49.340 that's like

00:42:49.760 unbuttoned to here

00:42:50.840 and it's kind of

00:42:51.660 flappy at the bottom

00:42:52.460 and then he has

00:42:53.660 this knife like

00:42:54.380 strapped to his

00:42:55.260 to the back of his

00:42:56.280 his pants

00:42:57.180 but you can see it

00:42:57.980 you can see that

00:42:58.740 there's a knife there

00:42:59.380 and you're like

00:42:59.680 why did this guy

00:43:00.260 have a knife

00:43:00.780 just be

00:43:01.400 be like

00:43:02.620 100 with me

00:43:03.940 right now

00:43:04.240 yeah

00:43:04.500 you

00:43:05.300 do you fuck dudes

00:43:06.780 no not anymore

00:43:08.420 only past 10 o'clock

00:43:15.060 at night

00:43:15.400 wait a second

00:43:16.100 two minutes

00:43:19.160 are you a gay nigga

00:43:22.100 you know it's two minutes

00:43:26.040 from being

00:43:26.540 anyway

00:43:27.160 that's it

00:43:27.640 that's it

00:43:28.020 that's why I put

00:43:28.420 the do-rag on

00:43:29.580 what you don't see

00:43:30.580 is when 10 o'clock

00:43:31.240 hits I get way

00:43:31.740 you like real shit

00:43:33.280 you look

00:43:34.080 you know the

00:43:34.740 the black dude

00:43:35.620 who just died

00:43:36.180 who was the

00:43:36.840 one of the greatest

00:43:37.980 I think his name

00:43:38.580 was Bubbles

00:43:39.180 his name was Bubbles

00:43:40.180 James Earl Jones

00:43:41.000 no his name was

00:43:42.020 Bubbles in the Wire

00:43:42.560 he was like the

00:43:43.040 greatest

00:43:43.320 greatest fucking actor

00:43:43.960 you just made up a man

00:43:44.840 that's not a fucking

00:43:45.540 Sidney Poitier

00:43:46.580 or the fuck

00:43:47.140 no

00:43:47.440 no

00:43:47.980 Bubbles in the Wire

00:43:48.900 no

00:43:49.520 in The Wire

00:43:50.800 his character name

00:43:51.860 was Bubbles

00:43:52.460 anyways

00:43:53.300 anyways

00:43:54.160 he was a gay black dude

00:43:55.620 who rocked around

00:43:56.360 with shotguns

00:43:57.040 just icing motherfuckers

00:43:58.120 you have every ounce

00:44:00.700 of his energy

00:44:01.340 every ounce of it

00:44:02.640 he went around

00:44:03.520 just shooting dudes

00:44:04.560 with shotguns

00:44:05.140 and having sex

00:44:05.600 with their asses

00:44:06.400 yeah

00:44:06.780 that kind of is

00:44:08.000 the coolest dude

00:44:08.700 no one's watched

00:44:09.240 The Wire in here

00:44:10.120 Raven does look

00:44:11.420 like a gay gangbanger

00:44:12.320 he was a cool

00:44:13.420 he was a cool

00:44:14.660 90s gay though

00:44:15.840 you know

00:44:16.080 they had very hetero

00:44:17.340 oh yeah

00:44:17.820 like a respectable gay

00:44:19.020 yeah like he just

00:44:20.040 like you had no idea

00:44:21.060 he was like on the streets

00:44:22.000 hella hella hard gangster

00:44:23.440 and then he was fucking dudes

00:44:24.360 yeah he was fucking dudes

00:44:25.660 because he knew

00:44:26.100 it really hurt them

00:44:26.840 not because it was good

00:44:27.880 like he liked it

00:44:28.880 yeah yeah

00:44:29.340 I get down with that

00:44:30.420 I fucking get it

00:44:31.040 he hasn't tried it there

00:44:31.740 I said it

00:44:32.280 wow

00:44:32.580 Abrogate D's

00:44:33.320 just tell them the truth

00:44:34.120 like that

00:44:34.620 like he hasn't tried it

00:44:35.800 with a dude

00:44:36.420 you mean

00:44:37.000 if a dude blew Cole

00:44:38.900 would he like get off

00:44:40.180 instantly

00:44:40.500 can I ask you guys

00:44:42.280 something

00:44:42.500 you guys know him

00:44:43.140 better than I do

00:44:43.760 and I won't judge him

00:44:44.540 at all

00:44:44.740 I don't think that's

00:44:45.260 you know

00:44:45.560 if it's what he does

00:44:46.400 it's fine

00:44:46.720 do you think

00:44:47.020 Cole's ever sucked a penis

00:44:47.960 do you think Cole's

00:44:49.820 ever sucked a penis

00:44:50.460 no

00:44:50.800 yeah

00:44:51.120 I think he'd say

00:44:52.320 he wouldn't

00:44:54.440 he would say no

00:44:55.520 but then he'd say

00:44:56.160 he'd say something

00:44:56.880 like accidentally

00:44:57.620 well yeah

00:44:59.100 me and my cousin Jeff

00:45:00.760 when we were six

00:45:01.960 we were looking

00:45:02.660 at each other

00:45:03.380 penis

00:45:03.760 and he said

00:45:04.940 what if I put it

00:45:05.860 does this count

00:45:06.640 like it'd be some story

00:45:07.620 like that

00:45:07.960 I never thought

00:45:08.600 to tell you guys this

00:45:09.520 I wish he was here

00:45:10.500 to tell it

00:45:11.200 does that count

00:45:11.980 I wish he was here

00:45:12.940 to tell it

00:45:13.320 that sounds like

00:45:13.780 a riveting story

00:45:14.380 we'll ask him next

00:45:15.320 yo yo

00:45:15.860 I gotta correct the record

00:45:17.340 I apologize

00:45:18.220 for spreading disinformation

00:45:19.520 I apologize

00:45:20.260 it was Michael K. Williams

00:45:22.320 and his name

00:45:23.720 his name was

00:45:25.060 Omar Little

00:45:26.360 Bubbles was the crackhead

00:45:27.940 my bad

00:45:28.380 I never see

00:45:29.600 yeah I never see

00:45:30.220 I was confused

00:45:30.800 I hear good things

00:45:31.800 but

00:45:32.020 I just assume

00:45:32.600 all the blacks

00:45:33.180 are crackheads

00:45:33.960 so

00:45:34.280 yeah

00:45:34.880 really I dress like this

00:45:36.300 just to blend in

00:45:37.100 because I live in a

00:45:38.480 basically a crack den

00:45:39.600 I'm pretty sure

00:45:40.400 my kids think

00:45:41.180 black people are crackheads

00:45:42.260 like I told them

00:45:42.900 what a crackhead was

00:45:43.720 because we've seen

00:45:44.240 a couple in downtown Orlando

00:45:45.500 like oh so they're black

00:45:47.120 were they all black

00:45:48.300 I mean

00:45:48.620 they were all black

00:45:50.120 is that your fault

00:45:51.520 how's that your fault

00:45:52.300 I mean statistically

00:45:53.120 that seems almost impossible

00:45:54.500 that all the crackheads

00:45:55.440 would be black

00:45:56.020 no but generalizations

00:45:58.300 are good

00:45:58.860 for conversation purposes

00:46:00.340 no I'm kidding

00:46:01.260 it's probably true

00:46:02.120 they were all black

00:46:02.780 they were all crackheads

00:46:03.680 black and crack

00:46:04.620 we're walking through a city

00:46:06.180 so I have two little kids

00:46:07.220 we were actually

00:46:07.660 we had our scooters

00:46:08.540 and we're going

00:46:09.340 and we're like just

00:46:09.980 I didn't realize

00:46:10.840 how shitty downtown Orlando is

00:46:12.440 yeah

00:46:12.820 have you guys been there before

00:46:13.820 yeah it's terrible

00:46:14.900 it's fucking terrible

00:46:16.040 and there's just a black dude

00:46:17.540 just screaming

00:46:18.280 like you know

00:46:19.060 one more check mark

00:46:20.380 in the Tom Woods

00:46:21.480 is a negro column

00:46:22.660 he lives in Orlando

00:46:23.900 he's got a fat dick

00:46:24.400 he does live in Orlando

00:46:25.560 he probably has a fat dick

00:46:27.000 he looks like the type

00:46:28.060 that's got secret fat dick

00:46:29.360 yeah

00:46:30.420 black don't crack

00:46:31.460 I think he lives

00:46:32.860 black do crack

00:46:33.980 I think he lives

00:46:34.800 outside of Orlando

00:46:36.380 I can't believe

00:46:37.180 we're still rolling

00:46:38.280 with this obscene thesis

00:46:40.140 that Top came up with

00:46:41.380 I don't know

00:46:41.900 the more you guys talk about it

00:46:42.960 the more I like him

00:46:43.920 invite us on your cruise

00:46:45.540 we'll perform

00:46:46.380 we'll

00:46:46.820 invite us on your cruise

00:46:47.920 yo yo

00:46:48.860 don't be a wap

00:46:51.040 that's Tom Woods

00:46:52.500 that was Tom Woods

00:46:53.400 live Tower Gang episode

00:46:54.960 on the Tom Woods cruise

00:46:56.260 yo when I was on his show

00:46:57.840 I hinted at that

00:46:59.080 but just for me

00:46:59.840 because I don't give a fuck

00:47:00.480 about you guys

00:47:00.920 dude

00:47:01.300 is he calling it the Tom Cruise

00:47:03.620 he's like

00:47:04.340 we already have

00:47:05.060 we already have

00:47:05.720 all of the talent lined up

00:47:07.000 I was like yeah

00:47:07.620 I get it

00:47:08.380 you don't want me there

00:47:09.100 I understand

00:47:09.520 it's only reasonable

00:47:11.060 he's like I've seen

00:47:11.740 Tower Gang

00:47:12.620 is that what you call it

00:47:13.540 Tower Gang

00:47:13.920 you go on a Tom Woods cruise

00:47:15.680 to not go to

00:47:16.600 whatever he's doing

00:47:17.360 and you're just

00:47:18.280 going to be hanging out

00:47:19.100 that's why people

00:47:19.680 go to this shit

00:47:20.480 I don't think

00:47:21.620 I'm sorry

00:47:22.660 I'm just laughing

00:47:23.260 because this dude

00:47:23.880 pizza artist

00:47:25.180 said Tower Gang

00:47:25.820 does an escape room

00:47:26.640 with Tom

00:47:27.160 is the content we need

00:47:28.860 this fucking poor dude

00:47:30.600 dude

00:47:30.980 sounds like a fucking

00:47:32.480 nightmare

00:47:32.780 that would be

00:47:33.540 that would be

00:47:34.280 dope as fuck

00:47:34.940 that'd be fun

00:47:35.580 it'd be so good

00:47:36.900 I bet Tom would be

00:47:38.040 really resourceful

00:47:39.440 in an escape room

00:47:40.980 they're all like

00:47:41.480 puzzles and shit

00:47:42.420 Tom does escape rooms

00:47:44.120 all the time

00:47:44.680 that's like one of his

00:47:45.380 events for his supporters

00:47:46.940 Tom's a very smart guy

00:47:48.240 I'm sure he would

00:47:48.800 crush that

00:47:49.080 this is how it would go

00:47:49.820 like all of us in the room

00:47:51.080 and then Tom starts

00:47:52.360 like deducing ideas

00:47:53.360 about where the next key is

00:47:54.560 and we'll just be like

00:47:55.540 listen Tom

00:47:56.040 there's a fucking

00:47:57.160 hierarchy here

00:47:58.100 so Clint is the hierarchy

00:47:59.640 and then we go down

00:48:01.300 from there

00:48:01.660 you're the guest

00:48:02.280 so you're doing Tower Gang

00:48:03.320 so shut the fuck up

00:48:04.200 and we just mumble

00:48:05.180 around the room

00:48:05.680 and never get out

00:48:06.260 if I was there

00:48:07.060 yeah but then Cole

00:48:08.080 is the one who like

00:48:08.840 stumbles onto the solution

00:48:10.280 Cole figures it out

00:48:11.580 between us five

00:48:13.500 who would be the best

00:48:14.480 in an escape room

00:48:17.020 I'm actually stupid

00:48:18.380 good at shit like that

00:48:19.360 I'm like autistically

00:48:20.280 good at shit like that

00:48:21.300 I'm pretty good at it

00:48:22.520 yeah I think between

00:48:23.540 yeah I think

00:48:24.180 I don't think we'd be

00:48:24.960 in a room very long

00:48:25.780 Top you never know

00:48:26.680 yeah I think we'd get out

00:48:27.580 really quick

00:48:28.160 and people would think

00:48:28.800 the opposite

00:48:29.340 I feel like

00:48:29.960 I feel like

00:48:30.520 I feel like Jose

00:48:32.060 would just have a panic attack

00:48:33.340 and then just charge

00:48:34.080 through the door

00:48:34.680 even though it was locked

00:48:35.700 I did it one time

00:48:37.040 like a fucking rhinoceros

00:48:37.960 I think I was dating my wife

00:48:40.800 like I was dating her

00:48:42.040 so like I was more

00:48:42.780 worried about her

00:48:43.900 god damn alpha predator

00:48:47.140 oh that was good timing too

00:48:50.860 dude he's crushing it

00:48:52.240 with these drops

00:48:52.840 hey I wanted to ask you guys

00:48:54.060 you're coming up on October

00:48:55.680 when are you guys

00:48:56.280 going to open up

00:48:56.800 the submissions

00:48:57.240 for cockpictures

00:48:58.120 oh

00:48:58.960 I love that he's just

00:49:00.720 he's so anxious

00:49:01.820 oh dude

00:49:02.920 Bohemian Grove

00:49:03.900 we can set it up

00:49:05.000 so that like

00:49:05.580 that is the final

00:49:06.980 let me ask

00:49:07.540 hold on

00:49:08.000 I gotta

00:49:08.480 we can do so much

00:49:10.840 of this

00:49:11.300 we can do live cocks

00:49:12.900 live cock rating

00:49:13.900 we can't do live cocks

00:49:14.940 that's insane

00:49:15.420 no we can do it

00:49:17.280 you know what it's

00:49:18.060 gonna be like

00:49:18.540 when there's a bunch

00:49:19.160 of people that are

00:49:19.680 fans of you

00:49:20.380 around you

00:49:21.020 with their cocks out

00:49:21.800 that's insane dude

00:49:22.720 we can have like

00:49:23.640 a little booth set up

00:49:24.640 so then we can see

00:49:25.880 it like

00:49:26.200 they won't show up

00:49:27.080 on the street

00:49:27.340 they do that

00:49:28.320 they do that shit

00:49:29.140 at skanks fest

00:49:30.220 they have this

00:49:30.780 tiniest dick

00:49:31.740 ugliest dude

00:49:32.560 tiniest dick competition

00:49:33.640 and there's always

00:49:34.860 tons of submissions

00:49:35.800 and it is

00:49:36.440 and it is

00:49:36.960 horrific

00:49:37.740 if we can get

00:49:38.840 someone to come

00:49:41.400 we just need to

00:49:41.800 figure out a way

00:49:42.240 to like

00:49:42.580 fucking incentivize

00:49:43.580 them to come

00:49:44.060 forward or whatever

00:49:44.600 we're getting them

00:49:45.180 to come

00:49:45.680 oh shit

00:49:46.220 okay ha ha

00:49:47.220 that's so disrespectful

00:49:49.840 bro

00:49:50.380 okay ha ha

00:49:51.100 fuck you

00:49:51.540 rate my cock

00:49:53.300 in person

00:49:53.800 cowards

00:49:54.480 insane

00:49:55.580 insane

00:49:56.920 yeah I don't know

00:49:57.780 man I just feel

00:49:58.420 like that's really

00:49:59.000 intimidating

00:49:59.400 like I don't

00:49:59.840 it's gonna be weird

00:50:00.600 to have to look

00:50:01.040 on the stage

00:50:01.480 and be like

00:50:01.820 yeah he uh

00:50:03.220 he definitely wins

00:50:04.300 that is a fat cock

00:50:05.440 I'd rather we do

00:50:06.760 that than be

00:50:07.640 getting DM cock pics

00:50:09.240 for an entire month

00:50:10.100 let's just do it

00:50:11.140 do it at

00:50:11.640 Proheeming Grove

00:50:12.500 I don't know man

00:50:13.480 that's aggressive

00:50:14.080 I can see that

00:50:14.620 going wrong

00:50:15.000 a bunch of

00:50:15.680 drunk dudes

00:50:16.240 they're all pulling

00:50:16.740 their cocks out

00:50:17.400 and what kind of

00:50:18.420 rumors are gonna go on

00:50:19.640 about what the fuck

00:50:20.260 goes on at

00:50:20.700 Proheeming Grove

00:50:21.420 by the way

00:50:21.860 exactly

00:50:22.440 this is perfect

00:50:23.340 oh there's rumors

00:50:25.320 they all pulled

00:50:25.880 their cocks out

00:50:26.620 at Proheeming Grove

00:50:27.620 dude you know

00:50:28.380 we should sacrifice

00:50:29.680 a toddler

00:50:30.360 let's fucking go

00:50:31.980 dude they gotta do

00:50:33.540 we gotta do

00:50:34.140 Cocktober

00:50:34.740 the cock rating

00:50:35.580 in the

00:50:35.860 Rapapalooza tent

00:50:36.900 good god

00:50:37.960 this sounds much

00:50:38.680 more like a

00:50:39.300 like a tower gang

00:50:40.500 festival

00:50:40.840 I think you guys

00:50:41.420 by the way

00:50:41.840 should start doing

00:50:42.500 tower gang festivals

00:50:43.300 call them Rapapalooza

00:50:44.320 and just see how

00:50:45.320 that goes over

00:50:45.880 in the media

00:50:46.280 I think it's great

00:50:47.920 they do all the work

00:50:49.720 for you

00:50:50.200 it's just rage content

00:50:51.300 honestly

00:50:52.420 honestly we should

00:50:53.300 create Rapapalooza

00:50:54.420 and then we should

00:50:55.040 send brochures

00:50:56.520 to every major

00:50:57.700 news outlet

00:50:58.320 in the country

00:50:58.900 but do it

00:50:59.900 do it in a way

00:51:00.500 that we're blowing

00:51:01.400 the whistle

00:51:02.280 like we're like

00:51:02.820 we need to bring

00:51:04.300 this to your attention

00:51:05.060 and you're performing

00:51:05.860 gotcha motherfuckers

00:51:07.180 exactly dude

00:51:08.480 yeah we need to

00:51:09.520 tell you about

00:51:10.140 this Rapapalooza

00:51:11.260 who are these people

00:51:12.340 how dare they

00:51:13.060 that would be

00:51:14.380 crafty

00:51:14.900 that's basically

00:51:16.460 what Kaufman did

00:51:17.300 he's like

00:51:17.920 he's like

00:51:18.440 you would be a hero

00:51:19.500 if you took out

00:51:20.360 someone that you

00:51:20.940 definitely can't say

00:51:21.580 you should take out

00:51:22.320 and then the FBI

00:51:23.440 shows up

00:51:23.940 and he's like

00:51:24.300 well this is exactly

00:51:25.560 what I wanted

00:51:26.160 now I'm famous

00:51:26.920 yeah I don't

00:51:28.360 I don't know

00:51:28.820 that we should do

00:51:29.420 dicks out at

00:51:30.100 Rapapalooza

00:51:30.760 I mean I'm sorry

00:51:31.200 Broheaming Grove

00:51:32.320 but what I do

00:51:33.660 want to ask

00:51:36.480 once again

00:51:36.980 is when are you guys

00:51:37.940 when are you guys

00:51:38.500 gonna get fucking serious

00:51:39.420 when are you gonna

00:51:39.820 start asking people

00:51:40.580 to send dicks

00:51:41.220 or am I just

00:51:42.020 gonna be the

00:51:42.360 forever reigning

00:51:42.920 champion of

00:51:43.460 you're asking

00:51:44.060 when we're gonna

00:51:44.780 get serious

00:51:45.240 but you don't

00:51:45.880 even want dicks

00:51:46.720 in person

00:51:47.340 no that's too

00:51:48.720 serious

00:51:49.040 that's dangerous

00:51:49.760 that's a dangerous

00:51:51.060 situation

00:51:51.400 I don't think it is

00:51:52.080 are we just

00:51:52.680 safe dangerous here

00:51:53.560 is that what we do

00:51:54.280 you're the dangerous

00:51:55.000 retard guy

00:51:55.680 like that's

00:51:56.120 yeah I'm not the

00:51:57.900 rape me at

00:51:58.640 Broheaming Grove

00:51:59.500 guy though

00:52:00.000 that's crazy

00:52:00.520 that's the type

00:52:01.880 of retarded

00:52:02.480 dangerous shit

00:52:03.100 that I'm into

00:52:03.600 so fuck you

00:52:04.560 if I get DM'd

00:52:06.560 any of them

00:52:06.960 I suppose

00:52:07.360 we would probably

00:52:08.020 have to discuss

00:52:09.060 them

00:52:09.400 well

00:52:10.920 well

00:52:11.420 wait

00:52:11.840 no

00:52:12.080 I

00:52:12.320 you know

00:52:13.880 what

00:52:14.060 yeah

00:52:14.300 the submissions

00:52:15.100 are open

00:52:15.500 send your dicks

00:52:16.700 to Toad

00:52:17.220 that's

00:52:17.560 there you go

00:52:18.220 there you go

00:52:18.800 thank you

00:52:19.460 there you go guys

00:52:21.040 yeah

00:52:21.620 that's

00:52:22.440 I think that's

00:52:23.060 fair

00:52:23.240 and then you guys

00:52:23.780 gotta rate him

00:52:24.240 at the end

00:52:24.540 there you go

00:52:25.040 yeah and there's

00:52:25.740 there's a small

00:52:26.560 chance we might

00:52:27.520 see your dick

00:52:28.160 in person

00:52:28.720 at

00:52:29.220 fucking

00:52:30.300 a wrong

00:52:31.440 small chance

00:52:32.460 this slump

00:52:34.840 continue

00:52:35.400 fucking

00:52:37.480 unbelievable

00:52:38.520 if you're

00:52:39.660 coming to

00:52:40.020 Brohemian Grove

00:52:40.740 attach your face

00:52:41.600 to the picture

00:52:42.100 too so we

00:52:42.700 can

00:52:42.900 we can

00:52:43.440 you know

00:52:43.880 put face

00:52:44.400 to cock

00:52:44.780 when we see

00:52:45.140 you in person

00:52:45.560 I just

00:52:45.960 think that's

00:52:46.340 nice

00:52:46.640 it adds

00:52:47.480 a layer

00:52:47.820 of like

00:52:48.220 you know

00:52:48.500 comfort

00:52:48.960 and

00:52:49.480 relatability

00:52:50.920 by the way

00:52:51.280 I like our

00:52:51.820 viewers

00:52:52.140 I like our

00:52:52.700 chatters

00:52:53.100 but if you

00:52:53.640 send me

00:52:53.920 dick pics

00:52:54.260 I will

00:52:54.520 block you

00:52:54.900 so don't

00:52:55.160 do it

00:52:55.400 I don't

00:52:56.260 want to

00:52:56.460 block

00:52:56.560 if they

00:52:57.060 texted

00:52:57.420 you

00:52:57.980 no

00:52:58.480 no

00:52:58.760 it's gotta

00:52:59.060 be

00:52:59.340 that's

00:52:59.680 too

00:52:59.780 it's gotta

00:53:00.320 be through

00:53:00.880 twitter

00:53:01.240 it's gotta

00:53:02.560 be through

00:53:02.940 no

00:53:08.600 we kept

00:53:09.500 it

00:53:09.720 old cut

00:53:10.320 there you

00:53:11.180 go

00:53:11.580 Tyler's good

00:53:12.840 he's really

00:53:13.540 good at these

00:53:13.920 drops

00:53:14.200 it almost

00:53:14.520 feels like

00:53:14.920 this show

00:53:15.280 is pre-recorded

00:53:16.060 for him

00:53:16.420 and he just

00:53:17.640 knows where

00:53:18.080 to put

00:53:18.380 shit

00:53:18.560 this guy

00:53:19.000 is an elite

00:53:20.660 talent

00:53:20.960 I'm looking

00:53:21.720 at his face

00:53:22.200 as he's doing

00:53:22.640 and he's

00:53:22.940 just very

00:53:23.240 bored

00:53:23.480 he's like

00:53:23.760 he's just

00:53:26.400 miserable

00:53:27.000 it costs

00:53:28.620 nothing

00:53:28.940 to do

00:53:29.800 we haven't

00:53:30.620 chained up

00:53:31.280 actually

00:53:31.700 alright

00:53:32.500 you guys

00:53:32.780 wanna do

00:53:33.080 a laney edit

00:53:33.600 I feel like

00:53:33.960 we need a

00:53:34.220 vibe shift

00:53:34.600 weren't you guys

00:53:35.060 supposed to do

00:53:35.460 mailbag

00:53:35.980 I mean

00:53:36.220 yeah we did

00:53:37.020 like one of

00:53:37.580 them

00:53:37.760 we did

00:53:37.960 one of

00:53:38.360 a bunch

00:53:38.880 two

00:53:39.780 yeah that's

00:53:40.780 what you guys

00:53:41.140 get

00:53:41.360 two

00:53:42.380 alright how

00:53:42.740 do I

00:53:42.880 do it

00:53:43.080 Aaron

00:53:43.720 would you

00:53:44.120 be

00:53:44.320 willing to

00:53:45.500 change the

00:53:46.960 name of the

00:53:47.320 festival and

00:53:47.880 pull this

00:53:48.280 off

00:53:49.160 like

00:53:49.420 rapapalooza

00:53:50.160 maybe

00:53:51.460 rapapalooza

00:53:52.260 blow it up

00:53:53.220 rapapalooza I

00:53:53.780 thought was gonna

00:53:54.160 be the tower

00:53:54.640 gang festival

00:53:55.220 when we started

00:53:55.760 honestly

00:53:56.380 honestly

00:53:57.000 rapapalooza

00:53:58.840 starring

00:53:59.320 what's her

00:54:00.480 name

00:54:00.640 Joni

00:54:00.960 Leonardo

00:54:01.440 Joni

00:54:02.720 like that

00:54:03.140 that's enough

00:54:04.020 she's already

00:54:04.660 super cancelled

00:54:06.260 that would be

00:54:07.000 awesome

00:54:07.360 promotional material

00:54:08.440 is almost like

00:54:09.020 a PSA

00:54:09.780 for rape

00:54:11.120 you do it

00:54:12.140 in an ambiguous

00:54:13.560 way where you're

00:54:14.240 like wait are you

00:54:14.880 saying like to

00:54:15.480 stop

00:54:15.920 exactly

00:54:16.620 the headliner

00:54:18.480 is a woman

00:54:19.140 that can actually

00:54:20.060 be the cartoon

00:54:21.160 on the flyer

00:54:21.840 where it's like

00:54:22.260 wait are you

00:54:22.700 saying that I

00:54:23.240 should stop

00:54:23.800 is it a PSA

00:54:26.580 or is it a dude

00:54:27.300 who's is it an

00:54:28.000 instruction manual

00:54:28.700 on how to rape

00:54:29.200 it gives the PSA

00:54:30.280 stats on like how

00:54:31.180 many men get away

00:54:31.880 with it but then

00:54:32.440 doesn't give any

00:54:33.160 sort of like other

00:54:34.140 further commentary

00:54:35.000 just moves on

00:54:35.860 just like it's like

00:54:36.700 giving you the facts

00:54:37.500 how about this

00:54:38.680 go to Hemian Grove

00:54:39.740 Rape-a-Palooza

00:54:41.400 part one

00:54:42.400 what if you do like

00:54:43.720 a dare shirt

00:54:45.080 but instead of dare

00:54:46.020 it's an acronym

00:54:46.620 and it just says

00:54:47.260 rape like really

00:54:48.020 awesome people

00:54:48.900 you know

00:54:49.520 like that kind

00:54:50.340 of a fucking thing

00:54:51.040 like that's what

00:54:51.600 you should do

00:54:52.080 that's a good

00:54:52.580 I don't know

00:54:53.020 if we should turn

00:54:53.720 Pro Hemian Grove

00:54:54.660 into Rape-a-Palooza

00:54:55.320 but I do feel like

00:54:56.240 Tower Gang needs

00:54:57.320 to be headlining

00:54:58.080 annual events

00:54:59.240 called Rape-a-Palooza

00:55:00.280 where you know

00:55:01.660 whoever the fuck

00:55:02.300 is willing to come

00:55:03.020 and perform at Rape-a-Palooza

00:55:04.220 like you're in

00:55:04.920 that's the only bar

00:55:05.740 are you willing to come

00:55:06.860 resist all primal energy

00:55:08.880 I don't know

00:55:09.440 something like that

00:55:10.320 it's cool too

00:55:11.160 because that could be

00:55:11.920 a prerequisite

00:55:12.600 are you willing to come

00:55:14.060 that's it

00:55:14.760 Rape-a-Palooza

00:55:16.120 I think the most

00:55:16.880 primal energy is rape

00:55:18.420 so resist all primal energy

00:55:20.200 is a perfect inversion

00:55:21.480 of use of rape

00:55:22.280 that's great

00:55:22.840 are you willing to

00:55:23.980 see you

00:55:24.620 and it's like dripping

00:55:25.780 real aggressive

00:55:26.600 like that

00:55:27.160 for real

00:55:28.400 like there could be

00:55:29.040 some killers on there

00:55:29.940 the people who would

00:55:30.640 show up to Rape-a-Palooza

00:55:32.060 I know ROTC

00:55:33.360 would do a show

00:55:34.040 that's what I'm saying

00:55:34.860 I thought you meant

00:55:35.580 literal killers

00:55:36.440 honestly not for nothing

00:55:38.460 but like the idea

00:55:39.740 of what's more offensive

00:55:40.800 and what's edgier

00:55:41.720 like skank fest

00:55:42.760 or Rape-a-Palooza

00:55:43.920 you guys kind of crushed

00:55:45.200 I'll give you that

00:55:45.820 it's great

00:55:46.680 on top of that

00:55:47.580 what we ought to do

00:55:48.300 after we send out

00:55:49.240 the flyers

00:55:49.860 to all of the news

00:55:50.780 organizations

00:55:51.260 to get a lot of publicity

00:55:52.280 we should also send out

00:55:53.600 the flyers

00:55:54.000 to Rape-a-Palooza

00:55:54.800 to like parole meetings

00:55:56.900 like for when they have

00:55:57.940 to meet with their parole

00:55:58.860 PO

00:55:59.200 and just get felons

00:56:01.020 get felons super interested

00:56:02.260 in it

00:56:02.580 so we have a huge

00:56:04.120 a huge congregation

00:56:04.940 of like sexual assault

00:56:06.520 felons

00:56:06.900 I have so many ideas

00:56:09.280 for promotional materials

00:56:10.540 no I find the

00:56:12.120 I find like the town hall

00:56:13.340 here

00:56:13.880 and then I just go

00:56:15.200 and I report

00:56:15.700 do you know that

00:56:16.380 in Summerfield Florida

00:56:17.360 they are doing an event

00:56:18.660 called Rape-a-Palooza

00:56:19.900 you can go to city council meetings

00:56:23.060 just and get free advertising

00:56:24.440 you know how for

00:56:25.340 Brohimi and Grover

00:56:26.120 doing cloaks

00:56:26.820 for Rape-a-Palooza

00:56:27.600 you do gloves

00:56:28.660 and a ski mask

00:56:30.040 custom gloves

00:56:33.300 and a ski mask

00:56:34.120 not bad dude

00:56:36.000 faceless is lame

00:56:37.180 that's a great place

00:56:38.380 that's a great place

00:56:39.100 to be is faceless is lame

00:56:40.180 Rape-a-Palooza

00:56:40.700 is a good move dude

00:56:41.500 yeah you gotta be

00:56:42.340 wearing gloves

00:56:42.940 a ski mask

00:56:43.620 and no pants

00:56:44.360 what if the stage

00:56:45.340 is just a big spread legs

00:56:46.800 and a vagina

00:56:47.420 and that's where

00:56:48.060 you're operating from

00:56:48.760 we should hire faceless

00:56:50.020 to do the fucking promo too

00:56:51.480 to do the raping

00:56:52.580 yeah

00:56:52.920 you know what though

00:56:54.140 I'm thinking

00:56:54.880 like Rape-a-Palooza

00:56:55.920 like this has already been done

00:56:57.040 this is just a ditty party

00:56:58.160 oh yeah

00:56:59.280 that's totally

00:56:59.980 yeah

00:57:00.340 yo he's innocent

00:57:01.260 I don't know why

00:57:01.820 you're even talking about that

00:57:02.740 well Bohemian Grove

00:57:04.420 has already been done

00:57:05.140 and it's a parody

00:57:05.840 so yeah I think that's fine

00:57:07.040 yeah

00:57:07.640 I think that's fine

00:57:08.280 yeah

00:57:08.500 we'll make Rape-a-Palooza

00:57:09.520 happen one day

00:57:10.300 I think honestly

00:57:11.840 I think you guys could do it

00:57:12.760 I think you guys could crush

00:57:13.740 if you headline it

00:57:14.240 I think you'd kill

00:57:14.680 we'll do it

00:57:15.120 it should be on 9-11

00:57:16.520 it should be an annual event

00:57:17.980 Rape-a-Palooza

00:57:18.860 on 9-11

00:57:19.460 that's Tower Day

00:57:20.960 people are mourning

00:57:22.000 they're not gonna be coming

00:57:22.820 to Rape-a-Palooza

00:57:23.640 how about January 6th

00:57:25.260 if we have a thousand people

00:57:26.340 congregating on 9-11

00:57:28.140 given all the shit

00:57:29.180 that we've talked and done

00:57:30.280 like we could literally be

00:57:31.920 like it could be a sting operation

00:57:33.500 to take us all down

00:57:34.180 like let's not do that

00:57:35.040 I think Rape-a-Palooza

00:57:36.280 needs to be on the 9th of June

00:57:37.760 right 6-9

00:57:38.620 6-9

00:57:39.160 what's the best day of the year

00:57:41.420 to rape

00:57:41.940 6-9

00:57:42.700 April 20th

00:57:43.980 trick question

00:57:44.580 every day

00:57:45.220 that's Hitler's birthday

00:57:47.320 always be raping

00:57:48.900 April 20th

00:57:50.580 is Hitler's birthday

00:57:51.420 and also Dave Smith's birthday

00:57:52.820 October 7th

00:57:54.260 you guys wanna do Lainey in it

00:57:55.260 I wanna Lainey in it

00:57:55.920 and Columbine

00:57:56.960 August 4th

00:57:57.980 Obama

00:57:58.340 Clint

00:57:58.860 a Lainey Hobbamok production

00:58:02.380 let's check it out

00:58:04.380 it's amazing

00:58:04.660 I love how it's always on

00:58:08.720 there's not much

00:58:16.540 gayer shit you could do

00:58:18.020 like you're literally

00:58:18.840 you're playing with your own shit

00:58:20.260 and you're in a bathtub

00:58:21.140 with another man

00:58:22.000 steamboat willing

00:58:30.620 look at Toad

00:58:32.460 I'm just simply a servant

00:58:33.900 how much you just lose

00:58:37.240 it's not over yet

00:58:39.460 eating the dogs

00:58:43.880 the people

00:58:44.440 they're eating the cats

00:58:47.400 it's gonna be so wild

00:58:56.640 it's gonna be

00:58:58.980 it's gonna be

00:58:59.000 fire

00:59:01.020 man I'm trying to get a joke out

00:59:18.080 about black women not washing their pussy

00:59:20.320 they're just like genetically inferior if you know what I mean

00:59:38.940 genetically inferior if you know what I mean

00:59:40.940 I need you to go ahead and just describe the perfect dick

00:59:56.180 my ideal cock

00:59:57.880 even though I think circumcision is terrible

01:00:00.660 I think my perfect cock is circumcised

01:00:03.120 I get that

01:00:03.700 I feel like what I say about black people one day is gonna come to bite me in the ass

01:00:29.280 but it's full

01:00:30.340 like I've just only said the truth

01:00:32.340 when you feel the fun

01:00:34.740 get it

01:00:36.120 get up on

01:00:39.280 oh you're so sick

01:00:41.320 I'm stuck

01:00:41.940 oh my god

01:00:43.280 patient nigger

01:00:44.520 that logo is sick

01:00:55.640 hell yeah

01:00:56.580 gang gang

01:01:02.220 he-man

01:01:04.860 fuck

01:01:06.840 I just realized I'm not even a fan of us

01:01:09.200 I'm just a fan of Lainey

01:01:10.400 masturbators of the universe

01:01:12.120 gang gang

01:01:13.000 there you go

01:01:13.560 some sort of cool little thing

01:01:14.740 oh gang gang

01:01:15.840 it's the towers

01:01:16.540 Lainey has made

01:01:18.520 that's it

01:01:18.880 we got a tiktok dance and everything

01:01:20.160 gang gang

01:01:20.760 there you go

01:01:21.320 oh shit

01:01:21.440 yeah

01:01:22.180 let's go

01:01:22.700 yo

01:01:22.920 we can get

01:01:23.720 I bet you

01:01:24.600 I bet you at some point

01:01:25.440 if we keep doing this fucking retarded show

01:01:26.720 we'll have a fan that

01:01:27.580 that goes tower

01:01:29.040 gang

01:01:29.860 did you see

01:01:30.120 David pull up the

01:01:31.020 pulls the picture

01:01:31.700 bro I don't know if I have access to it right now

01:01:33.720 but did you guys see

01:01:34.740 oh I saw it

01:01:35.720 un-fucking-believable

01:01:37.200 he has dangerous retard tattoo

01:01:38.760 I don't know where it is

01:01:39.600 I'm never gonna be able to find it right now

01:01:41.300 as a heavily tattooed person

01:01:42.640 that is wild

01:01:43.520 yeah and he's getting the logo put on

01:01:45.520 I'll see if I can find it on my twitter

01:01:46.720 he's getting the logo smacked in between

01:01:48.160 dangerous and retard

01:01:49.380 it's happening soon

01:01:50.400 oh I got it

01:01:50.640 do you know this person

01:01:52.160 are they mentally ill

01:01:53.300 no I don't know them at all

01:01:54.720 I've talked to them a little bit

01:01:56.100 like you know

01:01:56.480 after they did the tattoo

01:01:58.660 I talked to him

01:01:59.180 he seems like a fucking cool dude man

01:02:00.560 he just really likes the show

01:02:01.840 I'm like that's fucking dope

01:02:03.220 felt like I had to talk to him

01:02:04.860 look at that shit dude

01:02:07.040 oh man

01:02:07.920 oh no baby

01:02:09.200 what is you doing

01:02:10.160 oh what is you doing baby

01:02:11.960 that's Cole

01:02:12.700 no no no

01:02:14.560 hey can you bring that down top

01:02:16.160 yeah

01:02:16.560 oh I'm sorry

01:02:17.700 oh well okay

01:02:18.420 all right

01:02:19.760 yeah

01:02:20.080 whatever it's the back of a leg

01:02:21.300 so like who cares

01:02:22.080 Cole would do something like that

01:02:24.020 but very wild

01:02:25.300 very wild that somebody would do that

01:02:26.800 he says he's gonna do the Nephilim

01:02:28.660 logo right between them

01:02:29.960 I'm getting it on my elbow

01:02:31.380 in that negative space

01:02:32.480 I'm gonna get it soon

01:02:33.280 the Nephilim skull for the show

01:02:36.480 oh hell yeah

01:02:37.840 I just figured it's fucking

01:02:39.040 it's time dude

01:02:40.020 no big deal

01:02:41.060 we're just being so successful

01:02:42.340 we're crushing so hard

01:02:43.460 it's unbelievable

01:02:43.960 I said finally might as well put it on my body

01:02:45.640 I love that finally

01:02:46.740 you haven't even been doing the show a year

01:02:48.120 it's been a long time dude

01:02:49.680 it's been a long struggle

01:02:50.600 all the way to the top

01:02:51.680 but we finally made it

01:02:52.640 this is a weird time to tell you

01:02:53.220 I've been thinking about quitting

01:02:54.260 unfucking believable

01:02:55.600 you piece of shit speak

01:02:56.680 would you do the LL on you Clint?

01:03:00.540 would you do the LL?

01:03:03.180 I'd consider it just because

01:03:04.500 it's fucking like

01:03:05.180 it's just a cool design

01:03:07.020 you gotta figure out a way

01:03:08.260 to make it very much like the SS

01:03:10.220 but not exactly the SS

01:03:11.580 it's an LL

01:03:12.340 and get that tattooed on you

01:03:13.360 just angle the guns in a way

01:03:14.580 that it looks like

01:03:15.100 it could be lightning bolts

01:03:16.080 that's it yes

01:03:17.100 yes figure out a way to do it

01:03:18.520 get a ridiculous

01:03:19.360 literally you just have to do it like this

01:03:21.220 and just turn it like that

01:03:22.200 that's it

01:03:22.760 you get them right next to each other

01:03:24.000 it'd be so nice dude

01:03:24.820 it'd be very cool

01:03:25.480 I don't want it to look like an SS

01:03:28.460 to be honest

01:03:29.240 I'm already on a watch list bro

01:03:32.280 we got two tickets to give away right?

01:03:34.320 how many tickets do we have?

01:03:35.140 we do have two tickets

01:03:36.360 I offered him a ticket

01:03:37.480 but he's in the military

01:03:38.300 so he's not going to be able to make it

01:03:40.120 he said for the next Bohemian Grove

01:03:41.480 he's going to take leave

01:03:42.280 but I did offer him a ticket

01:03:43.400 we have two VIP tickets

01:03:45.140 that two different fans bought and donated

01:03:47.320 yeah so they come with a

01:03:49.060 they come with a fucking

01:03:50.340 a cloak

01:03:52.520 and we have like playing cards

01:03:54.540 which I just finalized

01:03:55.480 so there's like Tower Gang playing card

01:03:57.020 Clint playing card

01:03:58.340 for me and David

01:03:59.360 do they even know about that?

01:04:00.700 is this the first they're hearing about it?

01:04:01.900 you guys are going to be Pokemon guys

01:04:03.160 no they asked us to draft it

01:04:06.180 but I was super busy that day

01:04:07.660 so thankfully Top filled in for me

01:04:09.780 right right right right

01:04:10.960 we're just making money off your likeness

01:04:12.680 no big deal

01:04:13.080 don't worry about that

01:04:13.860 hey I still haven't made a penny off of this show

01:04:16.440 or basically anything I do

01:04:17.740 so I'm used to it

01:04:19.060 damn dude

01:04:19.620 I thought you were smart

01:04:21.040 and David won

01:04:25.180 I'm sorry

01:04:25.680 we're getting a lot more patrons I think

01:04:29.700 we're doing these NFTs next?

01:04:31.460 we're moving on

01:04:32.140 that's it

01:04:32.660 I don't know what the fucking NFT is

01:04:34.880 like for the life of me

01:04:35.820 everybody keeps telling me

01:04:37.160 they're like dude

01:04:37.520 you should invest in crypto

01:04:38.460 I'm like I'm fucking retarded

01:04:39.640 stop saying that to me

01:04:40.900 I don't know what it means

01:04:41.660 to invest in crypto

01:04:42.880 I have no idea

01:04:43.900 I think I have $10 worth of Bitcoin

01:04:46.420 yeah it's over

01:04:47.080 it's nigger faggot training

01:04:48.260 if you squeeze some money at one

01:04:48.860 there

01:04:49.320 okay

01:04:50.000 alright

01:04:50.480 I never understood you

01:04:51.540 what are you talking about Toad?

01:04:52.540 he's just saying naughty words

01:04:54.020 because he thinks they're going to rise

01:04:55.120 NFT

01:04:55.580 nigger faggot training

01:04:56.960 see when he does it

01:04:59.440 at least he puts some oomph in it

01:05:00.600 that's it dude

01:05:01.560 nigger fights

01:05:02.540 see

01:05:03.660 well now you just made it weird

01:05:05.760 I thought we were doing that segment tonight

01:05:09.380 oh Dave do you have any?

01:05:10.860 no I didn't have any

01:05:11.780 I just came from fighting niggers

01:05:13.120 no there's not actually any black people at my gym

01:05:15.260 but no I didn't prepare or anything

01:05:16.960 I fought dudes

01:05:18.200 I showed up

01:05:18.920 and now I'm here helping your show along

01:05:20.400 alright

01:05:20.700 you don't have even one fight

01:05:22.780 I'll tell you what

01:05:23.760 I got cracked

01:05:24.420 I told you I wasn't getting hit

01:05:25.980 I got cracked twice today

01:05:27.080 and I got dropped on my back

01:05:28.400 no dude I told you

01:05:29.740 I brought a fucking do-rag to this show

01:05:32.000 do you think I brought anything else?

01:05:33.480 you came here empty handed

01:05:34.640 doesn't it feel like he like

01:05:36.600 he just gets food stamps

01:05:38.220 and then he watches Worldstar all day?

01:05:40.240 pretty much

01:05:40.780 that is almost exclusively what I do

01:05:42.620 on my show

01:05:43.940 I had a feeling

01:05:44.340 yeah I pretty much just watch Worldstar Hip Hop

01:05:46.600 you know I don't know if you guys know

01:05:47.880 how timeline cleanses ran

01:05:49.540 I don't do anything

01:05:50.880 everybody sends me shit

01:05:52.280 and I put it up on the screen

01:05:53.360 and I go good job guys

01:05:54.700 and then we go to the next video that they sent

01:05:56.700 and then the show is over

01:05:57.600 and for some reason

01:05:58.320 they keep coming back

01:05:59.280 dude do you know that

01:06:00.040 you know that Jeremy Kaufman

01:06:01.140 got messaged by Worldstar

01:06:02.380 asking if they could use his video

01:06:04.320 and he responded

01:06:05.180 and he said

01:06:05.740 yes I'm so sorry

01:06:06.960 I didn't end it with

01:06:07.860 the Worldstar

01:06:09.120 oh my god

01:06:10.520 I'm surprised that they asked

01:06:12.780 but I guess they saw his

01:06:14.140 his sort of you know

01:06:15.040 legal prowess

01:06:16.300 and we're like

01:06:16.880 yeah we better ask this white guy

01:06:18.280 we're back

01:06:18.780 we're back at Jeremy Kaufman

01:06:20.160 we should ask him to come on next week

01:06:21.980 because Toad's not going to be here

01:06:23.020 we're going to be down one

01:06:23.920 and I think that might be a fun

01:06:25.680 yeah

01:06:26.480 what I love about that clip

01:06:28.000 is that

01:06:28.400 I know Jeremy pretty well at this point

01:06:30.480 and I know him well enough

01:06:31.380 to know what an unbelievable asshole he is

01:06:33.660 and I can just totally

01:06:34.600 that's him

01:06:35.460 that's like

01:06:36.040 it's not even like he's talking to the feds

01:06:38.000 it's just

01:06:38.420 that's just how he would be

01:06:39.820 if anyone got in his way

01:06:40.760 yeah

01:06:40.920 he's a naughty

01:06:41.900 he's a curmudgeonly Jew

01:06:43.460 yeah

01:06:44.180 and for the record

01:06:45.560 I love Kaufman

01:06:46.500 but he's even been that way to me before

01:06:48.180 so I'm like

01:06:48.720 that's just Jeremy

01:06:49.660 there we go

01:06:50.760 yes I apologize

01:06:51.520 for not yelling world star

01:06:53.300 amazing

01:06:53.760 yeah

01:06:54.460 it's like

01:06:55.320 it's sad

01:06:56.760 because most of the people

01:06:57.580 there's like 100 million people

01:06:59.060 that have seen this clip

01:06:59.880 they don't know Jeremy

01:07:01.280 they're probably like

01:07:02.200 oh he's like

01:07:02.800 putting on a good show

01:07:04.000 he's that nigga

01:07:05.380 he does that all day

01:07:06.720 that was

01:07:07.300 honestly he is

01:07:08.080 as cool as of a video as it was

01:07:09.760 he seems insufferable

01:07:11.040 and what I can really relate to

01:07:12.480 is the exhaustion

01:07:13.820 on the feds faces

01:07:14.940 they're just like

01:07:15.540 fucking A dude

01:07:16.600 like yeah

01:07:17.080 whatever

01:07:17.660 we're gonna fucking leave

01:07:18.780 yeah goodbye

01:07:19.700 okay take care

01:07:20.400 that was abuse

01:07:21.220 that was like

01:07:21.840 he knew he was being insufferable

01:07:23.620 but he was abusing them intentionally

01:07:25.360 yeah

01:07:25.760 and I agree with it

01:07:26.600 and I liked it

01:07:27.140 but I can also see that

01:07:28.180 I'm like damn

01:07:28.720 this motherfucker is insufferable

01:07:30.220 and god damn

01:07:31.120 these dudes are exhausted

01:07:32.500 with this shit

01:07:33.020 but also

01:07:33.680 I loved it

01:07:34.760 like when I saw it

01:07:35.520 I loved it

01:07:35.940 I thought it was this shit

01:07:36.640 yeah

01:07:36.660 seeing a Jewish guy

01:07:37.460 be really obnoxious to the cops

01:07:38.720 kind of makes you like

01:07:39.520 understand the cop's perspective

01:07:41.120 a little bit

01:07:41.680 yeah

01:07:41.900 you're like god damn dude

01:07:43.200 I was siding with the fans

01:07:45.420 should we play it

01:07:45.600 we haven't played it already

01:07:46.680 have we

01:07:47.120 it's not long is it

01:07:48.700 or is it long

01:07:49.400 it's three minutes

01:07:50.000 it's three minutes

01:07:50.840 yeah it's a couple minutes

01:07:51.760 or we can't

01:07:53.020 that was pulled up fast

01:07:53.760 yeah why not

01:07:54.220 just go to the minute mark

01:07:55.960 I don't need the whole thing

01:07:56.800 yeah

01:07:57.120 really at the end

01:07:58.820 when he starts calling them

01:07:59.540 fucking cowards

01:08:00.360 dude why were they across

01:08:01.080 the street though

01:08:02.140 what was up with

01:08:02.820 your full name one

01:08:03.860 not going to talk to you

01:08:04.940 but they're parked right there

01:08:05.660 this will be going online

01:08:07.820 as soon as you walk away

01:08:09.260 I love that the dude

01:08:11.760 on the left got

01:08:12.560 dragged on the internet

01:08:13.880 for being muscular

01:08:14.640 like he's just like

01:08:15.700 an in-shape dude

01:08:16.680 who's like going through it

01:08:17.880 and everyone's like

01:08:18.740 fucking twink

01:08:19.640 and I'm like damn dude

01:08:20.440 he never identified himself

01:08:21.880 whatsoever

01:08:22.580 no

01:08:23.140 he's got that Jose body though

01:08:24.860 he's like 5'6

01:08:25.620 I want to talk to you

01:08:26.840 he's not as wide as Jose

01:08:28.440 muscle twink

01:08:29.800 yeah

01:08:30.060 Jose's like

01:08:30.920 he looks like

01:08:31.800 the missing Krasenstein brother

01:08:33.060 yeah he's like 165 pounds

01:08:35.260 but like ripped

01:08:36.140 about 5'5

01:08:37.640 yeah

01:08:37.900 this is really just

01:08:38.700 top lobster and Clint

01:08:39.900 yeah maybe

01:08:41.160 that does kind of look like me

01:08:42.420 yeah

01:08:42.600 low 100k

01:08:43.800 you guys making 6 figures

01:08:44.800 I love that he had

01:08:46.200 50% expenses

01:08:47.680 overhead

01:08:48.360 maybe 100% expenses

01:08:49.820 once he said

01:08:51.540 factor in

01:08:52.620 expenses

01:08:53.540 they were like

01:08:54.200 fuck you dude

01:08:55.160 fucking it's over

01:08:56.140 because he hurt

01:08:56.840 now we're just here

01:08:58.040 let alone all the time

01:08:59.120 you guys are spending

01:08:59.900 to investigate something

01:09:01.320 that you know

01:09:01.960 is not against the law

01:09:02.920 right

01:09:03.280 like you're familiar with

01:09:04.400 so then why would you come

01:09:06.120 because we wanted to make sure

01:09:07.520 that there weren't any

01:09:08.400 no you're coming

01:09:09.520 because you're

01:09:10.140 you're part of a regime

01:09:11.960 that does this kind of thing

01:09:13.020 he does have a Jewy voice too

01:09:14.260 when you know laws

01:09:14.560 aren't being broken

01:09:15.380 and that's an embarrassment

01:09:16.820 pause it

01:09:17.420 pause it

01:09:18.760 this is the charm

01:09:19.440 of like a Dave Smith

01:09:20.420 or a Jeremy Kaufman

01:09:21.800 and I call Jeremy

01:09:23.040 a Jew

01:09:23.580 all the time

01:09:24.660 it's that cadence

01:09:25.720 you hear the cadence

01:09:26.440 yeah yeah

01:09:27.020 it's Jewy

01:09:28.020 it's whiny

01:09:28.760 it's fucking

01:09:29.360 it's very nasally

01:09:30.440 yeah

01:09:30.860 it's a Kvechi cadence

01:09:32.000 it's naggy

01:09:33.400 they have such a huge nose

01:09:34.960 it's like wears you down

01:09:36.440 you're like

01:09:36.920 yeah

01:09:37.220 this is why it's so important

01:09:39.140 we have Jews on our side

01:09:40.220 because without them

01:09:41.220 we're powerless

01:09:41.720 look what he did

01:09:42.260 they really are

01:09:42.820 look at these guys faces

01:09:43.780 this is what I feel like

01:09:44.860 when I listen to part of the problem

01:09:45.820 it does sound like me

01:09:46.980 Jews

01:09:48.220 Jews

01:09:48.520 hates the Jews

01:09:49.680 Jews just

01:09:50.400 this is a great example

01:09:52.240 of the Jews controlling

01:09:53.480 can you guys read the constitution

01:09:54.820 do you not believe in America

01:09:56.060 like how do you do your jobs

01:09:57.880 and go home

01:09:58.500 we appreciate it

01:09:59.680 you're walking away

01:10:00.700 because nothing we did

01:10:02.000 is against the law

01:10:02.900 and you guys are fuckheads

01:10:04.780 that try to act like bullies

01:10:06.420 and I hope you go home

01:10:07.940 and are embarrassed

01:10:08.480 you can't even say your name

01:10:10.480 on camera

01:10:11.500 because you know

01:10:12.600 that what you're doing

01:10:13.340 is embarrassing

01:10:13.900 you know Americans

01:10:15.140 that believe in the constitution

01:10:16.280 think you're laughable

01:10:17.320 and you go home

01:10:18.360 and you think about

01:10:19.220 what you did today

01:10:20.040 go home and think about it

01:10:21.760 you can't

01:10:22.680 he's reprimanded them

01:10:23.940 like chill

01:10:24.480 I don't think he's done either

01:10:26.040 I don't think he's done

01:10:26.800 no he's still berating them

01:10:28.160 he starts calling them cowards

01:10:29.200 and gives them the finger

01:10:30.060 but look at what he does

01:10:31.220 he flips them off

01:10:31.900 look at how he

01:10:32.620 black people

01:10:33.420 pay attention

01:10:34.160 this is how you

01:10:35.120 how you deal with the cops

01:10:36.360 there's levels of

01:10:38.040 once he gets them to retreat

01:10:39.580 you can see them start to do

01:10:40.680 like they squirm

01:10:41.560 they squirm

01:10:42.360 they play with papers

01:10:43.680 and then when they finally

01:10:44.840 turn their back

01:10:45.620 full aggressive on him

01:10:47.240 when they get in the car

01:10:48.060 he's like

01:10:48.440 fuck you

01:10:49.260 you see the difference here

01:10:50.540 is that

01:10:50.880 that's how you do it

01:10:51.780 black people do it in reverse

01:10:53.360 as soon as they see him

01:10:54.380 they're flipping him off

01:10:55.180 they're saying

01:10:55.580 fuck you

01:10:56.320 and then as soon as they go away

01:10:57.840 then they calm down

01:10:58.780 that's not how you do it

01:10:59.560 yeah they're pulling out their gun

01:11:00.540 the black people are extremely high time preference

01:11:02.660 but then you see the example here

01:11:04.060 the Jew was very low time preference

01:11:06.020 so it really

01:11:06.520 it really helps them

01:11:07.860 he builds attention properly

01:11:10.720 he just

01:11:11.900 he can't say it without sounding like Hitler

01:11:13.520 it's amazing

01:11:14.100 by the end of it

01:11:16.100 he's like

01:11:16.480 you'll hear from my lawyer

01:11:17.800 like right as they pull away

01:11:19.180 he lets that slip

01:11:20.060 it is a bitchy voice man

01:11:21.760 it does

01:11:22.200 there is like

01:11:22.740 I appreciate the video

01:11:24.240 I'm happy about it

01:11:25.080 I think the feds got what they deserve

01:11:26.400 maybe we shouldn't have him on next week

01:11:28.200 you're right

01:11:28.580 you changed my mind with the voice

01:11:29.980 can we do that

01:11:30.440 imagine listening to it

01:11:31.520 for a fucking two hour show

01:11:33.060 like whoa

01:11:33.660 I think it'd be fun

01:11:35.400 I think he's

01:11:36.280 I think he's got all the media

01:11:37.600 offers he can handle right now

01:11:39.380 probably

01:11:39.680 I think we should try

01:11:41.000 I think it'd be fun

01:11:42.000 for him to throw this

01:11:43.060 honestly for him

01:11:43.700 you think right now

01:11:44.860 in the middle of it

01:11:45.360 like Tower Gang would be refreshing

01:11:46.720 yeah I know

01:11:47.140 get Reed

01:11:48.540 get Reed on that episode

01:11:49.660 like Reed

01:11:50.260 get him to come on

01:11:51.700 yeah

01:11:51.940 yeah Reed's got awful

01:11:53.640 internet though

01:11:54.620 Reed goes to go to the library

01:11:56.460 I don't know

01:11:57.080 go to the library

01:11:57.960 to say nigger

01:11:58.600 you imagine

01:11:59.760 we get Jeremy on

01:12:00.740 and Reed's just on his phone

01:12:01.780 the whole time

01:12:02.220 in the bottom

01:12:02.640 just kind of like

01:12:03.260 we could get Reed

01:12:04.160 probably next to him

01:12:05.220 like in the fucking

01:12:06.200 in frame

01:12:06.800 yeah they're both in New Hampshire

01:12:08.160 yeah they could just hang out

01:12:09.400 I fucking miss Reed man

01:12:12.420 yeah

01:12:13.180 what does he say

01:12:15.600 you can hear Jeremy

01:12:16.420 rubbing his hands

01:12:17.260 in anticipation

01:12:17.940 very dry

01:12:19.620 all right

01:12:21.820 scaly almost

01:12:23.160 what else we got for content

01:12:24.240 what we got

01:12:24.900 we got any fucking videos

01:12:26.100 we got anything

01:12:26.700 what are we doing here

01:12:27.460 we had a lot of stuff

01:12:28.460 we had done in the chat

01:12:29.300 I want to talk about

01:12:30.320 what happened to that lady

01:12:31.180 the girl in California

01:12:32.600 oh yeah yeah

01:12:33.180 dude how fuckable

01:12:34.200 does she look now

01:12:35.040 ugh

01:12:35.500 gross

01:12:36.520 what

01:12:37.100 the water balloon head chick

01:12:39.320 yeah

01:12:40.020 yeah

01:12:40.800 we're talking about

01:12:41.640 the vaccine fuck

01:12:43.160 she's getting water ballooned

01:12:44.260 by the vaccine

01:12:44.940 her head's gonna explode

01:12:46.260 as a result

01:12:46.960 it looks like it

01:12:47.720 legit at me

01:12:48.140 you call that a vaccine

01:12:49.280 fuck up

01:12:49.760 it made her look so good

01:12:51.040 I don't think

01:12:51.900 it's a vaccine

01:12:52.720 I don't know if I'm

01:12:54.040 getting confused here

01:12:54.940 we are talking about

01:12:55.800 the bitches all like

01:12:57.440 purple and fucked up

01:12:58.760 right

01:12:59.080 I would fuck her

01:13:01.080 she's full of blood

01:13:02.060 how does that happen

01:13:05.620 right

01:13:05.980 dude her eyes look like

01:13:08.160 pussies

01:13:08.900 pull it up

01:13:11.940 pull it up

01:13:12.520 yeah

01:13:12.800 she was kinda cute too

01:13:14.340 if you look at the

01:13:14.780 before photos

01:13:15.520 yeah

01:13:16.040 dude I'd go after that

01:13:17.960 IOC

01:13:18.500 she wasn't even Asian

01:13:22.140 before

01:13:22.580 I swear

01:13:23.140 oh my god

01:13:23.500 she looks so Asian dude

01:13:25.300 I know

01:13:25.720 I've seen

01:13:27.680 I've seen like

01:13:28.400 white crystal meth addicts

01:13:30.380 that have spent tens of

01:13:31.300 thousands of dollars

01:13:31.880 to get tattooed

01:13:32.620 to look like this

01:13:33.300 you know what I'm talking about

01:13:35.360 they do that shit

01:13:36.580 who said day after

01:13:38.820 rape-a-palooza

01:13:39.700 type look

01:13:40.260 oh my god

01:13:42.240 she's glowing

01:13:43.240 from rape-a-palooza

01:13:44.400 hey free ticket

01:13:46.260 to her

01:13:46.880 if she hears this

01:13:47.720 you got a free

01:13:48.360 entrance to rape-a-palooza

01:13:49.500 if you survive

01:13:50.140 will she survive

01:13:50.720 until then

01:13:51.180 that's like

01:13:51.460 she spent the night

01:13:52.360 in Top's tent

01:13:53.180 and Top realized

01:13:53.880 it's not that easy

01:13:54.680 to water balloon a bitch

01:13:55.620 she just never blew up

01:13:57.220 it's like

01:13:58.760 I just kept smashing her

01:13:59.860 against the door frame

01:14:00.740 and she wouldn't blow up

01:14:01.980 it's like

01:14:02.620 she almost looks like

01:14:04.020 she just got stung

01:14:04.880 by a bunch of bees

01:14:05.800 that's what you have

01:14:07.600 to contribute

01:14:08.040 to the conversation

01:14:08.720 to her

01:14:09.100 yes

01:14:09.540 stung by a lot of bees

01:14:10.720 dude

01:14:11.080 that's what I call these

01:14:12.260 that's what I call these

01:14:13.180 bunch of bees

01:14:14.160 stung her with the left bee

01:14:15.880 stung her with the right bee

01:14:17.100 the craziest part of this

01:14:18.260 is how like

01:14:18.780 the hospital

01:14:19.680 tried to gaslight her

01:14:20.780 dude

01:14:21.220 they told her to stop recording

01:14:22.640 it's so fucked

01:14:24.200 I know all these people

01:14:25.140 in the like

01:14:25.680 alternative health sector

01:14:27.060 that have been

01:14:28.000 DMing her

01:14:28.960 and helping her

01:14:29.520 trying to get well

01:14:30.360 and like

01:14:31.000 we're just like

01:14:31.680 yo

01:14:31.900 DM her free tickets

01:14:32.860 to Rapapalooza

01:14:33.880 oh my god

01:14:35.240 should we give her

01:14:36.820 one of those

01:14:37.360 VIP tickets

01:14:38.120 absolutely

01:14:38.720 dude

01:14:39.400 if she survives

01:14:40.260 she's got all

01:14:41.400 expensive paid

01:14:42.260 dude

01:14:42.400 if she's filming

01:14:43.060 the hospital workers

01:14:43.860 could just beat her up

01:14:44.720 because what is she

01:14:45.240 going to do

01:14:45.540 get more bruised

01:14:46.640 we need to

01:14:47.500 DM her

01:14:48.760 in the invite

01:14:49.740 and just put

01:14:50.360 laughter is the best

01:14:51.820 medicine

01:14:52.240 hope to see you

01:14:53.160 at Rapapalooza

01:14:54.080 and that's it

01:14:54.620 oh my god

01:14:55.660 like medicine

01:14:56.440 is the best medicine

01:14:57.540 no no

01:14:59.240 actually

01:14:59.600 actually the medicine

01:15:00.880 has been killing her

01:15:01.600 so she may actually

01:15:02.380 agree with this

01:15:03.000 oh she said some crazy

01:15:03.960 Rapapalooza

01:15:04.540 I should be on the cover

01:15:06.320 of Rapapalooza

01:15:07.060 will you be coming

01:15:10.420 if I were to run a

01:15:12.000 background check on you

01:15:12.820 do you have any felonies

01:15:13.820 no no felon

01:15:15.020 no felonies

01:15:16.200 no no felonies

01:15:18.460 no I don't have

01:15:18.840 I mean because like

01:15:19.420 when you went full screen

01:15:20.260 it was like

01:15:20.700 that is the photo

01:15:21.520 of a felon

01:15:22.120 is it not

01:15:22.560 no I don't have

01:15:23.160 I don't have felonies though

01:15:24.260 I mean it just looks like

01:15:25.720 I'm just saying

01:15:26.200 no yeah I agree

01:15:27.220 I'm still sticking

01:15:28.420 with snuff

01:15:29.120 snuff film dealer

01:15:30.440 that's what he looks

01:15:31.160 like to me

01:15:31.600 I'm recording

01:15:32.440 and then dealing it

01:15:33.820 I don't partake

01:15:34.620 I just record it

01:15:35.520 I'm a silent observer

01:15:36.320 you know the people

01:15:37.220 like you can make

01:15:38.140 it happen

01:15:38.880 oh no he's not

01:15:39.740 in the room with it

01:15:40.540 you're not recording it

01:15:41.380 dude you're just

01:15:41.860 a fucking middleman

01:15:42.620 you're a snuff film broker

01:15:45.120 no I'm in the corner

01:15:46.640 with a big camera

01:15:47.640 under a little sheet

01:15:48.640 you know like one

01:15:49.440 of those old school

01:15:50.020 cameras where you

01:15:50.560 have to lift the sheet

01:15:51.240 and go under it

01:15:51.880 it's got a big rectangle

01:15:52.780 attached to your face

01:15:53.500 that's it

01:15:53.980 I'm in the corner

01:15:54.520 doing that

01:15:55.040 and by the way

01:15:56.140 all the walls

01:15:56.740 are painted black

01:15:57.520 that's what I'm

01:15:58.080 going to call you

01:15:58.440 from now

01:15:58.780 Mr. Red Room

01:16:00.540 I'm in that room

01:16:01.420 right now

01:16:01.880 Raven looks like

01:16:03.800 he's been watching

01:16:04.360 Tupac videos all day

01:16:05.360 no I've just been

01:16:05.820 looking out the window

01:16:06.540 of my motel apartment

01:16:07.840 and seeing Tupac videos

01:16:11.460 play out

01:16:11.840 wait do you live

01:16:12.100 in a motel apartment

01:16:12.840 I live in a converted

01:16:13.960 motel apartment

01:16:15.560 yes

01:16:16.020 fuck bro

01:16:17.100 people smoke crack

01:16:17.700 and stuff

01:16:18.080 that's crazy dog

01:16:19.260 why did you do that

01:16:19.920 well because I rented

01:16:21.560 my house

01:16:22.340 because they adjusted

01:16:24.720 for a bunch of shit

01:16:25.460 the price went

01:16:25.980 through the roof

01:16:26.420 I didn't need

01:16:26.960 four bedrooms

01:16:27.620 so I said

01:16:28.440 well I'll just

01:16:29.380 rent a place

01:16:30.080 and rent out my house

01:16:31.140 and I did that

01:16:32.040 and I didn't know

01:16:32.760 how bad this place

01:16:33.820 was until I found

01:16:35.080 a pile of diarrhea

01:16:36.500 at the bottom of my

01:16:37.320 stairs with a knife

01:16:38.120 next to it

01:16:38.680 like somebody

01:16:39.440 I don't know

01:16:39.820 why the knife

01:16:40.280 was there

01:16:40.560 why they left it

01:16:41.320 fuck you

01:16:43.600 nigger

01:16:44.020 get off my

01:16:44.680 fucking stream

01:16:45.680 do you think

01:16:47.120 that they use

01:16:47.800 the knife

01:16:48.180 to like

01:16:48.600 unclog

01:16:50.080 their pipes

01:16:50.660 I think they

01:16:51.820 opened the hole

01:16:53.260 a little bit more

01:16:53.720 because whatever

01:16:54.120 came out

01:16:54.620 had no resistance

01:16:55.400 was that a poop knife

01:16:56.540 it was a poop knife

01:16:57.660 yeah I think so

01:16:58.340 I have an open room

01:16:59.360 or two

01:16:59.660 thank you

01:17:00.300 ASM

01:17:01.400 oh so Raven

01:17:02.020 you are familiar

01:17:02.640 with the poop knife

01:17:03.820 alright

01:17:04.120 oh yeah

01:17:04.780 my buddy

01:17:05.360 had a poop knife

01:17:06.660 and I didn't know

01:17:07.420 what the fuck it was

01:17:08.060 when I went over

01:17:08.460 his house

01:17:08.820 I said

01:17:09.080 why is there

01:17:09.620 a big

01:17:10.120 uncoiled

01:17:11.460 wire hanger

01:17:12.640 in your bathroom

01:17:13.400 he goes

01:17:13.700 oh that's like

01:17:14.280 our poop knife

01:17:14.840 I was like

01:17:15.520 13

01:17:15.760 I'm like

01:17:15.960 what the fuck

01:17:16.300 is a poop knife

01:17:17.380 is that because

01:17:18.100 poor people

01:17:18.640 don't have toilets

01:17:19.360 that flush adequately

01:17:20.160 no he was Puerto Rican

01:17:21.280 I don't know

01:17:21.620 if maybe

01:17:21.960 Topkin confirmed

01:17:23.100 but

01:17:23.360 either that

01:17:23.780 or you shit

01:17:24.560 so

01:17:25.100 thickly and dense

01:17:26.700 no dude

01:17:27.260 like let me tell you

01:17:28.100 one time he did shit

01:17:29.800 and he left it

01:17:30.620 in the toilet

01:17:31.100 like as a gag

01:17:32.400 and I walked in

01:17:33.060 when he like

01:17:33.480 came over my apartment

01:17:34.200 and when I walked in

01:17:35.460 and I saw that shit

01:17:36.400 I didn't understand

01:17:37.820 I felt different

01:17:38.400 about my friend

01:17:39.040 he might as well

01:17:39.740 have been a faggot

01:17:40.340 because

01:17:40.980 his asshole

01:17:42.360 was like

01:17:42.860 so

01:17:43.220 the diameter

01:17:44.320 was just like

01:17:45.240 like that's a huge shit

01:17:46.760 dude

01:17:46.920 it was unbelievable

01:17:47.640 like nothing I've ever seen

01:17:48.560 my cousin has this problem

01:17:49.960 she shits

01:17:50.580 and she's a small lady

01:17:51.680 but she shits

01:17:52.640 like 18 inches

01:17:53.800 no shit

01:17:55.040 like

01:17:55.280 18 inch poop

01:17:56.680 sticking out the water

01:17:57.460 it's like the cranberry sauce

01:17:58.960 that comes out of the can

01:17:59.880 and then you gotta start

01:18:00.460 slicing it up

01:18:01.100 poop spoon

01:18:01.680 is that a product

01:18:02.540 of a chick

01:18:03.520 that just does a lot of anal

01:18:04.600 that her like

01:18:05.480 her whole thing

01:18:06.360 gets blown out

01:18:07.480 I'd say it's dietary

01:18:08.660 I think Spanish people

01:18:10.560 have

01:18:10.840 what is the dietary issue

01:18:12.040 that makes your shit big

01:18:13.100 no fiber

01:18:14.020 alright here we go

01:18:14.760 let's talk about shit

01:18:15.640 for a second

01:18:16.240 let's talk about it

01:18:17.560 isn't that what the show's about

01:18:18.620 I take

01:18:19.520 yeah we talk shit

01:18:20.440 but literals

01:18:21.020 we're talking about shit

01:18:21.840 last week I think

01:18:22.740 we talked about boogers

01:18:23.760 boogers

01:18:24.020 yeah that was good

01:18:25.140 I enjoyed that

01:18:26.180 thank you

01:18:27.240 perfect music

01:18:27.900 for talking about shit

01:18:28.660 so like

01:18:29.360 I would assume

01:18:30.400 that that big shit

01:18:31.680 is like my

01:18:32.500 I'll have like

01:18:33.060 three pieces of shit

01:18:34.120 right

01:18:34.420 shit out nice pieces of shit

01:18:35.880 right

01:18:36.320 like a normal

01:18:37.700 like a normal functioning

01:18:38.660 human being

01:18:39.200 hers is fused together

01:18:41.000 like as she eats it

01:18:41.880 just one enormous shit

01:18:43.600 that's kind of cool though

01:18:44.260 it should be one

01:18:44.980 like the healthiest shit

01:18:46.140 is like one

01:18:46.960 just one piece

01:18:49.060 but it's like smooth

01:18:49.420 yeah I call it

01:18:49.840 the legendary

01:18:50.460 unbroken snake

01:18:51.520 yeah it comes out

01:18:52.720 yeah it's not supposed

01:18:53.780 to be like massively thick

01:18:54.940 it coils a little bit

01:18:56.140 to cut it up

01:18:56.660 yeah

01:18:56.980 you ever see a coil

01:18:58.080 in the toilet pool

01:18:58.720 you ever stand above it

01:18:59.480 and go fuck yeah dude

01:19:00.480 like you did something

01:19:01.340 yeah I know what you mean

01:19:03.120 looks nice

01:19:03.620 I don't have consistent

01:19:04.900 shits at all

01:19:05.880 I have disastrous shits

01:19:07.380 that range between

01:19:08.160 I keep sending top pictures

01:19:09.740 of my shit

01:19:10.280 it has always got blood in it

01:19:11.380 and I don't know

01:19:12.820 I'm just a mess man

01:19:14.220 I don't know what's going on

01:19:14.980 my shit game

01:19:15.460 has changed a lot recently

01:19:16.800 I don't know if I told you guys this

01:19:18.140 but I quit vaping nicotine

01:19:20.120 yeah

01:19:20.900 and I've gone to the Zins

01:19:22.660 and I've gone all the way down

01:19:23.600 to the two milligrams

01:19:24.400 so I'm only doing like

01:19:25.240 one or two a day

01:19:26.340 which is like nothing

01:19:26.840 oh you're trying to wean off

01:19:27.520 yeah and like

01:19:28.900 my shit game

01:19:30.120 has changed entirely

01:19:31.040 it's like way more firm

01:19:32.580 way more solid

01:19:34.080 whereas before

01:19:34.680 like you're in the morning

01:19:36.500 just fucking like

01:19:37.200 pulling the ripcord

01:19:38.060 maybe another one later

01:19:39.480 but like

01:19:39.980 I've been having Fermi's

01:19:41.040 all the way through

01:19:41.440 it's weird

01:19:41.940 I think it's the

01:19:43.180 hey good for you dude

01:19:44.460 yeah

01:19:45.180 as we get older

01:19:45.900 I feel like

01:19:46.320 I want to bring that up

01:19:47.260 I don't know

01:19:47.700 that was just weird

01:19:48.460 I had to get off my chest

01:19:50.060 yeah

01:19:50.380 we should check in

01:19:51.220 with each other

01:19:51.780 on each other's shits

01:19:52.620 Fermi's law

01:19:53.440 yeah

01:19:53.900 no cause there was a time

01:19:54.820 where my shit was like

01:19:55.580 I was like

01:19:55.860 this shit is flaky

01:19:56.680 it's not coming out good

01:19:57.960 now I'm like

01:19:58.540 it's like

01:19:58.800 these are good shits

01:19:59.760 I'm like kind of

01:20:00.720 flaky

01:20:01.180 I just want to point out

01:20:03.540 the difference

01:20:03.980 that the nicotine

01:20:05.220 or lack thereof

01:20:06.100 made a difference

01:20:06.800 in my poop life

01:20:07.600 so I don't know

01:20:08.300 I think people might

01:20:08.980 get something out of that

01:20:09.800 I was having an issue

01:20:11.120 with uh

01:20:11.620 dude yeah

01:20:12.140 I was having an issue

01:20:12.920 with coffee

01:20:13.480 and I did

01:20:14.080 we did an episode

01:20:14.640 with a guy

01:20:15.200 health nutritionist

01:20:16.680 told me to switch

01:20:17.580 to Herba Mate

01:20:18.940 which is a laxative

01:20:20.560 and I have been

01:20:21.640 dropping everything

01:20:23.260 I think I've dropped

01:20:24.000 like 15 pounds

01:20:24.940 of just old shit

01:20:26.100 that was in my body

01:20:27.060 it's awesome dude

01:20:28.420 it's so awesome

01:20:29.860 like every time

01:20:30.560 I go to this shit

01:20:31.240 I'm like

01:20:31.520 that is not

01:20:32.480 like regular shit dog

01:20:33.900 that's something

01:20:34.680 that was stuck

01:20:35.140 to the walls

01:20:35.660 of my cold

01:20:36.100 that was in my body

01:20:37.360 my body baby

01:20:38.820 that was crazy

01:20:39.920 Herba Mate

01:20:40.900 is this shit

01:20:41.320 I stopped drinking coffee

01:20:42.260 for the first time

01:20:42.900 in my life

01:20:43.880 that's been a little

01:20:46.060 on a health update

01:20:47.180 for you

01:20:47.480 we talked about

01:20:48.300 on our show

01:20:49.140 about pickling

01:20:49.840 the idea of pickling

01:20:51.200 right

01:20:51.540 what's pickling

01:20:52.620 is there a euphemism

01:20:53.460 or you mean like

01:20:54.000 really jarring shit

01:20:54.980 pickling is like

01:20:56.080 when an alcoholic

01:20:56.940 is that a euphemism

01:20:58.340 as well Raven

01:20:59.100 yeah

01:20:59.580 I didn't know

01:21:00.140 what's going on

01:21:01.000 you talking about

01:21:01.900 the DTs

01:21:02.420 no it's talking about

01:21:03.680 when people drink

01:21:04.280 so much alcohol

01:21:05.000 that they should be

01:21:06.160 dying of alcohol

01:21:07.560 related diseases

01:21:08.400 but they're significantly

01:21:09.560 older than they should be

01:21:11.140 and they're functioning

01:21:12.840 alcoholics

01:21:13.440 but if they stop

01:21:14.420 then all of a sudden

01:21:15.280 their health takes

01:21:15.840 a massive decline

01:21:16.700 they're pickled

01:21:17.300 they're essentially pickled

01:21:18.940 yeah

01:21:19.240 and that's the only state

01:21:20.600 they can exist in

01:21:22.040 if they stop drinking

01:21:23.020 it's like you're embalmed

01:21:24.180 it's almost like

01:21:25.060 everything catches up

01:21:26.220 to them

01:21:26.560 when they stop drinking

01:21:27.520 I've seen that a lot

01:21:28.940 you're talking about

01:21:29.320 the Keith Richards effect

01:21:30.420 yeah

01:21:31.260 like if he stopped

01:21:32.060 doing drugs and shit

01:21:33.060 and then all of a sudden

01:21:33.580 it all caught up to him

01:21:34.600 and it's like

01:21:35.160 there seems to be

01:21:36.140 if you can keep it up

01:21:37.560 it's like an old lady

01:21:38.580 that's like 110 years old

01:21:39.900 they go

01:21:40.100 what's the fucking secret

01:21:41.160 and she's like

01:21:42.020 drink vodka

01:21:42.660 and smoke cigarettes every day

01:21:43.940 and you're like

01:21:44.320 oh shit

01:21:45.060 yeah because if you stop

01:21:46.160 you're dead right fucking now

01:21:47.260 like something about

01:21:48.160 those things

01:21:49.080 is keeping you alive

01:21:49.900 we saw this with him

01:21:50.900 when he came to my house

01:21:52.360 do you remember this guys

01:21:53.160 he decided he's not

01:21:54.560 gonna drink coffee

01:21:55.340 for that weekend

01:21:56.400 or whatever

01:21:56.780 he's gonna change up

01:21:57.580 his like

01:21:57.920 he drinks like

01:21:58.420 seven cups of coffee

01:21:59.060 I didn't decide that

01:21:59.920 I just forgot

01:22:00.840 I was just

01:22:01.620 out of my

01:22:02.460 out of my rhythm

01:22:03.380 you forgot to drink

01:22:04.120 seven cups of coffee

01:22:05.160 a day that you need

01:22:06.320 for you to survive

01:22:07.160 yes

01:22:07.800 yeah I learned that

01:22:09.660 wait wait wait

01:22:10.080 you have seven cups

01:22:10.840 every day

01:22:11.220 are you still doing that

01:22:12.800 wow

01:22:13.360 yeah

01:22:14.080 probably shouldn't do that

01:22:15.520 dude that's crazy

01:22:16.100 that's wild dude

01:22:16.880 so you sleep like

01:22:18.260 three hours a day

01:22:18.980 and then you're just

01:22:19.620 fucking caffeinated

01:22:20.700 all the rest of the time

01:22:22.440 absolutely

01:22:23.360 you ever wonder

01:22:24.340 if maybe your sleep

01:22:25.420 problems could be

01:22:26.180 attributed to your

01:22:27.060 excessive amounts

01:22:28.260 of caffeine

01:22:29.560 throughout the day

01:22:30.660 no I don't

01:22:32.340 I don't see where

01:22:32.880 you're making that

01:22:33.300 correlation honestly

01:22:33.940 yeah I don't know

01:22:34.480 he does look

01:22:35.520 he looks pale

01:22:36.960 and bad

01:22:37.720 yeah

01:22:38.800 I mean I'm totally

01:22:42.060 caffeine dependent

01:22:43.040 as you found out

01:22:44.200 when I stopped

01:22:44.820 I mean I have two

01:22:45.860 coffees a day

01:22:46.580 one in the morning

01:22:47.200 one in the afternoon

01:22:47.980 but I feel like

01:22:49.140 whatever like

01:22:49.660 you don't sleep

01:22:50.980 I sleep well

01:22:51.700 you don't sleep well

01:22:52.520 I don't think about it

01:22:53.480 and you have like

01:22:54.100 seven cups a day

01:22:55.020 I don't think about it

01:22:56.020 I just do it

01:22:57.220 like I live it

01:22:57.960 like I wake up

01:22:58.740 I'm not even thinking about it

01:23:00.120 I just do it

01:23:00.920 I live it

01:23:01.600 I don't have a problem

01:23:03.240 I am the problem

01:23:04.200 it's like muscle memory

01:23:07.820 it's like ingrained in me

01:23:09.000 like I wake up

01:23:09.740 and I'm just like

01:23:10.260 I'm making coffee

01:23:11.040 I'm drinking coffee

01:23:11.920 get to work

01:23:12.840 have more coffee

01:23:13.760 like whenever I

01:23:14.820 people walk up to

01:23:16.200 they're like

01:23:16.720 dude what's your problem

01:23:17.780 he's like

01:23:18.180 I am the problem

01:23:19.520 I am the problem

01:23:20.240 more coffee

01:23:21.060 amazing

01:23:21.660 get home

01:23:22.200 more coffee

01:23:22.860 after we get done

01:23:23.680 with the showman

01:23:24.200 have more coffee

01:23:25.200 dude it's fucking

01:23:26.060 11 o'clock at night

01:23:27.120 you're gonna have

01:23:27.500 more coffee

01:23:28.180 dude

01:23:28.580 you're just chasing

01:23:29.500 the dragon

01:23:30.120 just to fucking

01:23:30.840 how many hours

01:23:32.240 do you sleep

01:23:32.700 like a trained ferret

01:23:33.640 like Clint said

01:23:35.380 like three

01:23:35.940 three hours

01:23:37.200 and then my Garmin watch

01:23:38.340 I wake up

01:23:38.760 and my Garmin watch

01:23:39.480 says check out

01:23:40.880 what your sleep was

01:23:41.660 and it's poor

01:23:42.360 poor poor

01:23:43.180 you function like

01:23:44.400 you function like

01:23:45.340 Kobe Bryant

01:23:45.960 except like without

01:23:46.720 any of the athleticism

01:23:48.100 this nigga's gonna die

01:23:49.620 there's no way

01:23:50.620 you can keep doing that

01:23:51.640 seven cups of coffee

01:23:52.580 and three hours

01:23:53.140 of sleep

01:23:53.760 all for what

01:23:54.900 the pursuit of

01:23:55.880 I don't know

01:23:57.800 just so you can be

01:23:58.540 awake at your desk

01:23:59.300 doing this

01:23:59.960 I like coffee

01:24:01.980 I like coffee

01:24:03.700 I can't stop now

01:24:04.940 I'm so like

01:24:05.760 fully down

01:24:06.660 I'm so

01:24:07.240 I'm like

01:24:08.020 completely addicted to it

01:24:09.540 this is becoming

01:24:10.160 so far beyond absurd

01:24:12.780 it's like not even

01:24:13.580 reality at this point

01:24:14.780 I'm completely addicted

01:24:16.860 to it

01:24:17.340 to the point where

01:24:18.000 as you saw at Top's house

01:24:19.180 I

01:24:19.420 I just wasn't thinking

01:24:21.660 about it

01:24:22.000 I didn't have coffee

01:24:22.960 and then I was

01:24:23.540 massive headache

01:24:24.680 puking in Top's yard

01:24:26.060 and then it took me a while

01:24:27.360 to even realize

01:24:28.540 oh shit

01:24:29.200 it was because

01:24:29.600 I didn't have coffee

01:24:30.480 so it was like

01:24:31.760 caffeine withdrawal

01:24:32.680 it was a stream withdrawal

01:24:34.440 didn't you get high

01:24:36.360 and that's why you thought

01:24:37.300 you were thrown up

01:24:38.140 yeah

01:24:39.060 am I misremembering that

01:24:40.740 he's just standing still

01:24:41.680 he's like guys

01:24:42.120 I thought I was throwing up

01:24:43.200 what brand do you drink

01:24:44.580 I was definitely thrown up

01:24:45.500 I'm pretty sure we did

01:24:46.400 get him stoned

01:24:47.000 and he'd get all like

01:24:47.660 oh god

01:24:48.240 he had some excuse

01:24:50.160 he had some excuse for it

01:24:52.080 he's like

01:24:52.980 he's like no

01:24:53.880 but then he said

01:24:54.440 it was because of his coffee

01:24:55.480 and I was like

01:24:55.920 I don't know which is

01:24:56.560 I don't know what's true

01:24:57.300 it was definitely the coffee

01:24:59.020 like that

01:24:59.440 what brand do you drink

01:25:00.420 Toad

01:25:00.720 because there's a lot

01:25:01.380 I learned they all have

01:25:02.220 mold in them

01:25:03.640 what

01:25:04.080 what

01:25:06.280 yeah coffee

01:25:07.260 a lot of coffees

01:25:08.100 have mold in them

01:25:08.940 so I was drinking

01:25:09.880 why

01:25:10.460 I don't know why the fuck

01:25:12.120 because they don't give a shit

01:25:13.080 I drink civet coffee

01:25:14.480 actually

01:25:14.780 it's the

01:25:15.160 you know the coffee beans

01:25:16.180 that are covered in like

01:25:16.960 monkey shit

01:25:17.540 it's the best shit

01:25:19.440 you do not

01:25:20.360 yeah

01:25:21.180 you're talking about

01:25:21.800 the ones that get

01:25:22.480 through the digestive track

01:25:23.620 of an animal

01:25:24.000 I thought it was a cat

01:25:24.640 it's a civet

01:25:26.920 whatever the fuck it is

01:25:27.920 I don't know

01:25:28.260 that's definitely not a monkey

01:25:29.000 that's really what you drink

01:25:30.320 I don't believe him

01:25:31.420 for a fucking second

01:25:32.300 yeah I don't believe him

01:25:33.280 that's expensive stuff

01:25:34.460 it's expensive

01:25:35.300 yeah

01:25:35.720 why would you do that

01:25:36.840 what do you spend on coffee

01:25:37.800 per month

01:25:38.220 it's not all I drink

01:25:39.520 what do you spend on coffee

01:25:40.980 per month

01:25:41.520 oh yeah

01:25:42.240 something

01:25:42.880 probably

01:25:45.400 I would have to look

01:25:46.780 but like

01:25:47.380 I would guess

01:25:48.880 several hundred

01:25:50.220 several hundred

01:25:51.780 is it really

01:25:52.500 and he makes it at home

01:25:53.740 he ain't going to Starbucks

01:25:54.700 like he ain't some

01:25:55.360 basic white bitch

01:25:56.120 like he's been

01:25:56.560 I do that too

01:25:58.740 like during the day

01:25:59.540 I don't believe

01:26:00.380 you're drinking this shit

01:26:01.320 I just don't like

01:26:02.100 what kind of asshole

01:26:02.980 discovered

01:26:03.760 like I'm gonna re

01:26:04.720 cook these

01:26:05.500 oh it is cat beans

01:26:06.500 that came out

01:26:07.040 of the cat's asshole

01:26:07.700 do you put

01:26:08.100 do you put sugar

01:26:09.060 in your shit too

01:26:10.300 no I drink it black

01:26:11.480 okay well that's good

01:26:12.820 yeah I was drinking it

01:26:14.000 black for a long time

01:26:14.680 but I do think

01:26:15.300 I enjoy my coffee

01:26:16.320 nigger sir

01:26:17.140 yeah

01:26:17.700 I'll take it

01:26:18.940 nigger thank you

01:26:19.420 it's just

01:26:19.700 so excessive

01:26:22.260 flagrant

01:26:23.040 no no reason

01:26:23.920 yeah flagrant

01:26:24.600 that's what it is

01:26:25.220 it's a flagrant foul

01:26:26.060 it's a flagrant racism

01:26:27.320 like no

01:26:27.980 it is

01:26:28.920 no I think

01:26:30.020 I mean that's not all

01:26:31.080 I drank

01:26:31.360 like if that was all

01:26:32.360 I drank yeah

01:26:32.860 I'd be like out of money

01:26:33.780 basically but no

01:26:34.300 I got like

01:26:34.740 I got the Fox and Sons

01:26:36.000 I got fucking

01:26:36.540 why do you say

01:26:36.840 yeah like the words

01:26:37.820 maybe you got out of money

01:26:39.380 money

01:26:40.000 you listen to

01:26:40.740 or you drink up

01:26:42.600 like Pete's is pretty good

01:26:43.900 as far as like a mass

01:26:44.680 marketed brand

01:26:45.640 I like Pete's

01:26:46.300 I know Pete's

01:26:46.760 yeah

01:26:47.040 dude this explains so much

01:26:49.060 more that you're a rampant

01:26:50.220 caffeine addict

01:26:51.380 well he's also destroying

01:26:52.800 his adrenal system

01:26:54.060 like yeah

01:26:54.920 drinking that much coffee

01:26:56.060 a day

01:26:56.320 and his metabolism

01:26:57.240 is fucked

01:26:57.880 I get um

01:26:58.480 you ever have

01:26:59.780 bukkake coffee

01:27:01.160 have I ever had a bunch

01:27:02.980 of niggas come in my coffee

01:27:04.120 no no

01:27:04.640 bukkake coffee

01:27:05.400 the label of it

01:27:06.120 literally has like a chick

01:27:07.240 like dumping coffee

01:27:08.480 like onto her face

01:27:09.320 and like bukkaking herself

01:27:10.540 with it

01:27:10.880 I'm not even joking

01:27:11.820 about this

01:27:12.240 it's

01:27:12.500 it's

01:27:13.000 it's

01:27:13.680 bourbon barrel aged

01:27:15.480 why are they not a

01:27:16.760 sponsor of Tower Game

01:27:17.700 that's so ridiculous

01:27:18.480 yeah

01:27:18.760 bourbon barrel aged coffee

01:27:19.860 beans but it's really expensive

01:27:21.120 and you're like

01:27:21.520 don't get that much of it

01:27:22.480 but it tastes real good

01:27:23.600 real good

01:27:24.760 I like that

01:27:24.960 dude you got a problem

01:27:27.020 yeah

01:27:27.220 and you buy this stuff

01:27:28.100 for like

01:27:28.400 you probably got into

01:27:29.380 drinking coffee

01:27:30.000 for the like

01:27:30.780 you can get it online

01:27:31.620 the novelty of it

01:27:32.760 like he was like

01:27:33.260 no I didn't because

01:27:34.220 I was doing software

01:27:35.780 in college

01:27:36.380 and I like had to stay

01:27:37.220 I was pulling all nighters

01:27:38.300 college

01:27:38.840 but then

01:27:39.600 but in

01:27:41.100 thank you dude

01:27:41.540 but all the

01:27:42.100 all the like software

01:27:43.140 was due at like midnight

01:27:44.200 so you misjudge

01:27:45.160 midnight

01:27:45.640 you think

01:27:46.500 you think

01:27:47.780 oh I'm gonna stay up

01:27:48.560 all night

01:27:48.920 I'm gonna have all night

01:27:49.580 to do this

01:27:49.980 and oh fuck no

01:27:50.760 the deadline's midnight

01:27:51.660 but then you just

01:27:52.540 you just stay up

01:27:54.060 after that

01:27:54.500 and I started playing poker

01:27:55.940 I started watching

01:27:56.700 poker

01:27:57.180 poker professionals

01:27:59.340 I was watching poker

01:28:00.360 after dark

01:28:00.980 at like 3 a.m.

01:28:01.880 right

01:28:02.020 so I was

01:28:02.300 finishing my assignment

01:28:03.460 at midnight

01:28:03.980 staying up with like

01:28:04.780 my roommates

01:28:05.300 playing poker

01:28:05.940 watching poker

01:28:06.860 3 in the morning

01:28:08.180 up until 4 in the morning

01:28:09.080 then I might have a class

01:28:09.900 at like 7 or 8

01:28:10.820 in the morning

01:28:11.420 so I was

01:28:12.760 okay Toad

01:28:13.300 hold on

01:28:13.640 hold on

01:28:13.940 this is such a fucking boring story

01:28:15.100 I'm so mad we asked

01:28:17.080 I'm just listening to the words

01:28:18.540 you're saying

01:28:18.980 I don't even know what you're saying

01:28:19.780 I literally didn't hear

01:28:21.080 what he said

01:28:21.520 I just was hearing

01:28:22.120 each individual word

01:28:23.180 waiting to make fun of it

01:28:24.020 I was hearing the inflections

01:28:24.740 the inflections of it

01:28:25.780 I was drinking a lot of coffee

01:28:27.920 Toad

01:28:28.400 is this nigga gonna inflect weird

01:28:31.060 that's all I was doing

01:28:32.060 let this nigga inflect

01:28:33.840 no guys guys

01:28:34.800 for real

01:28:35.180 Toad is a fucking star

01:28:36.700 like

01:28:37.480 oh I know

01:28:37.960 big following

01:28:38.520 Toad is a star

01:28:40.060 I'm telling you

01:28:40.640 it's just the right

01:28:41.980 you have a cult following

01:28:43.360 you could sit there

01:28:44.260 and talk to a crowd

01:28:45.300 just like that

01:28:46.440 and they'd be on your

01:28:47.160 every fucking word

01:28:48.380 imagine that

01:28:49.380 Toad sitting there

01:28:50.480 with a mic

01:28:50.880 telling a story

01:28:51.960 and everybody's just

01:28:52.580 repeating his inflections

01:28:53.600 I mean I do

01:28:54.300 I do that

01:28:55.280 Toad will be the

01:28:57.400 Kurt Cobain

01:28:58.240 of fucking podcasting

01:28:59.820 I do that

01:29:00.860 in like the office

01:29:01.680 and stuff

01:29:02.080 like I'll tell

01:29:02.900 like my crazy stories

01:29:04.200 and stuff

01:29:04.460 and people will be like

01:29:05.500 really intently

01:29:07.200 listening to it

01:29:07.940 but I don't know

01:29:08.360 if it's because

01:29:08.900 like they actually

01:29:09.800 like the story

01:29:10.580 because they can't

01:29:11.240 believe what I'm saying

01:29:12.160 they're sitting there

01:29:12.840 like wow

01:29:13.180 this nigga's really

01:29:13.740 gonna lie to my

01:29:14.300 fucking face

01:29:14.820 because I'm just

01:29:15.160 retarded

01:29:15.740 none of it's a lie

01:29:17.400 I think people

01:29:19.200 are entranced

01:29:19.900 they're entranced

01:29:22.300 by your cadence

01:29:23.780 I think that's

01:29:24.540 what's going on

01:29:25.580 I think that like

01:29:26.280 there's a hypnotizing

01:29:27.500 aspect to it

01:29:28.280 like I said

01:29:28.720 before the show

01:29:29.620 me and my wife

01:29:30.300 if we can't find

01:29:31.260 anything on Netflix

01:29:31.900 we'll turn on

01:29:32.820 Better Off Dead

01:29:33.500 and put it on

01:29:34.440 I'll scroll Twitter

01:29:36.140 and she'll read a book

01:29:37.520 or I'll read a book

01:29:38.240 or whatever

01:29:38.580 and we just listen

01:29:39.680 to Toad go

01:29:40.280 0-1

01:29:41.280 you know

01:29:42.360 I don't know

01:29:43.060 for a while

01:29:43.600 I was putting it on

01:29:44.380 when I went to sleep

01:29:45.140 like white noise

01:29:45.880 instead of having

01:29:47.240 the fan on

01:29:47.900 I'd put on

01:29:48.400 Better Off Dead

01:29:49.080 and it's just

01:29:49.540 it's nice

01:29:49.860 it's called Toad noise

01:29:50.460 you know

01:29:51.040 every once in a while

01:29:52.240 he'd have a weird inflection

01:29:53.160 and it would wake me up

01:29:54.020 I love it when Top

01:29:55.820 talks about this cult

01:29:56.640 following that Toad

01:29:57.380 allegedly has

01:29:58.000 and then you go

01:29:58.760 and you look at

01:29:59.120 his other channels

01:29:59.660 and it's like

01:30:00.280 no

01:30:00.580 there's not a cult

01:30:02.180 following at all

01:30:02.780 hey man

01:30:03.060 what constitutes a cult

01:30:04.140 it's a cult of one

01:30:05.660 it's a cult of like 15

01:30:07.820 no he's got

01:30:08.620 wait

01:30:08.840 he's got a hundred views

01:30:10.140 well

01:30:10.360 he's been going

01:30:11.000 back to Tower Gang

01:30:12.000 I mean a cult following

01:30:13.420 is generally

01:30:14.220 is usually like

01:30:15.300 a small

01:30:16.020 but dedicated

01:30:16.820 fan base

01:30:18.020 I did really well

01:30:19.320 in the NFL

01:30:19.800 the thing is

01:30:22.900 yeah so like

01:30:23.500 you laugh Clint

01:30:24.520 but like

01:30:25.140 alright so you

01:30:25.700 I looked at your

01:30:26.500 following your videos

01:30:27.620 you like 16,000

01:30:28.840 on like a really good video

01:30:30.420 none of those people

01:30:31.940 are Clint fans

01:30:32.860 he's got 13

01:30:34.220 same 13 guys

01:30:35.900 they come for him

01:30:37.200 and nothing else

01:30:38.340 yeah dude

01:30:39.020 I got

01:30:39.480 oh you're saying

01:30:40.280 you're saying that

01:30:40.880 there's more fans of Toad

01:30:42.200 than there are of me

01:30:43.140 yeah

01:30:43.340 I mean I can name them

01:30:44.440 literal fans

01:30:45.400 yeah

01:30:45.760 actual fans

01:30:46.820 do you know

01:30:47.520 all your fans names

01:30:48.860 I got Charles

01:30:49.620 I don't know any of them

01:30:51.580 this is the kind of relationship

01:30:53.480 Toad has in this fan base

01:30:55.180 well yeah

01:30:55.580 because he's got a

01:30:56.480 very small cadre

01:30:57.600 of lunatics

01:30:58.360 that watch his shit

01:30:59.580 that's it

01:30:59.900 people go to Clint

01:31:00.760 for the news

01:31:01.440 people go to Toad

01:31:02.420 for the Toad

01:31:03.380 play a fun episode

01:31:04.540 I started going live

01:31:05.360 so you gotta go to the live tab

01:31:06.740 to see the most recent ones

01:31:07.760 but yeah

01:31:08.280 he's got more videos

01:31:10.520 than he has subscribers

01:31:11.580 play a short

01:31:12.540 play one of his shorts

01:31:13.480 please

01:31:13.900 I know that he's got

01:31:14.920 some shorts up there

01:31:15.740 I do

01:31:16.640 I only have a few short

01:31:18.080 I should be more short

01:31:19.300 I only have a few

01:31:20.280 but yeah

01:31:20.800 people

01:31:21.740 when people

01:31:22.240 Clint

01:31:22.580 what I'm saying is

01:31:23.180 when people watch his shit

01:31:24.240 they watch his shit

01:31:25.620 they don't

01:31:26.700 yeah

01:31:27.020 why though

01:31:28.000 like

01:31:28.340 why am I so

01:31:29.340 engrossing

01:31:30.140 dude

01:31:31.420 we're getting

01:31:31.880 engrossing

01:31:32.400 I don't think I am

01:31:34.040 I think

01:31:34.800 I think Top is

01:31:35.520 intentionally playing

01:31:36.480 into Toad's delusions

01:31:37.500 to make him continue

01:31:38.800 down this

01:31:39.280 totally self-destructive

01:31:40.580 just so he

01:31:41.100 outdo boosts the Tower

01:31:42.100 Gang channel

01:31:42.540 because this is

01:31:43.700 the same

01:31:44.240 ridiculous retarded shit

01:31:45.880 that Toad feels

01:31:46.620 when he's at

01:31:47.120 like the LP

01:31:47.900 when he's at the

01:31:49.240 different libertarian

01:31:50.680 convention shit

01:31:51.340 and he's just telling

01:31:52.180 these stories

01:31:52.680 and he's like

01:31:53.020 people were just

01:31:53.660 riveted to everything

01:31:54.720 I had to say

01:31:55.160 and I'm telling you

01:31:55.980 I'm there

01:31:56.580 I'm watching

01:31:57.200 no one gives a fuck

01:31:58.420 what he has to say

01:31:59.080 they're all like

01:31:59.540 is he gonna shut up

01:32:00.520 they're entranced

01:32:01.880 Clint

01:32:02.200 I think

01:32:02.640 no they're not

01:32:03.240 they are

01:32:04.120 I won this

01:32:11.720 Los Angeles

01:32:12.280 Angels of Anaheim

01:32:13.300 minus 125

01:32:14.560 started pitching matchup

01:32:16.280 I think it was

01:32:17.140 major mismatch

01:32:18.960 with Silseth

01:32:19.880 pitching for the Angels

01:32:20.960 never been seen

01:32:22.400 before by the Mets

01:32:23.360 hitters

01:32:24.360 did you get that bet

01:32:28.340 right

01:32:28.640 yeah I did

01:32:29.480 you guys want to go

01:32:31.440 over the penthouse

01:32:32.280 and make fun of Toad

01:32:32.960 I don't remember that

01:32:37.020 I said something

01:32:39.400 about going 0-5

01:32:40.460 man

01:32:41.140 that was one of those

01:32:42.180 bad college basketball days

01:32:43.720 yeah let's go to the penthouse

01:32:45.680 we'll do fucking

01:32:46.460 nigger fights in the penthouse

01:32:47.520 Dave you have like

01:32:48.360 two minutes

01:32:48.880 I'll find some fights

01:32:50.680 by the way

01:32:51.260 I'm going on

01:32:51.800 Grape Hill tomorrow

01:32:52.620 so go check out

01:32:53.660 that stream

01:32:54.120 so

01:32:54.520 we gotta have

01:32:54.980 Grape Hill

01:32:55.360 he's cool

01:32:56.780 better off dead

01:32:57.440 my football videos

01:32:58.420 are coming out soon

01:32:59.400 at some point

01:33:00.040 for this week

01:33:01.300 check it out

01:33:02.000 see ya faggots

01:33:02.780 we'll see you

01:33:03.260 over in the penthouse

01:33:03.920 if you give us money

01:33:05.000 bitches

01:33:05.740 bye bye

01:33:06.080 bye faggots

01:33:06.800 it's the tower power

01:33:07.980 hour slut

01:33:08.840 it's the tower power

01:33:09.800 hour bitch

01:33:10.500 no way Jose

01:33:11.480 liberty lockdown

01:33:13.100 it's the tower power

01:33:14.160 hour bitch

01:33:15.020 Reed

01:33:16.180 Cole

01:33:18.840 Top Lobster

01:33:20.960 and Toad

01:33:21.900 yo

01:33:22.260 Tower Gang

01:33:23.160 Tower Gang

01:33:23.660 Tower Gang

01:33:24.160 Tower Gang

01:33:24.660 Tower Gang

01:33:24.700 Tower Gang

01:33:25.660 Tower Gang

01:33:26.180 Tower Gang

01:33:26.680 Liberty Lock

01:33:27.460 is truth

01:33:28.000 say

01:33:28.320 same with

01:33:29.220 lobster

01:33:29.640 Cole

01:33:30.040 and Jose

01:33:30.620 Toad is sick

01:33:32.020 no way

01:33:32.520 Jose

01:33:33.000 the tower power

01:33:34.080 hour slug

01:33:34.720 they made

01:33:35.180 Dave Smith

01:33:35.620 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all of it.

01:33:58.940 I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, that's all, folks.

01:34:05.620 But I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, but...

01:34:20.420 So, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, he might be like, oh, no, no, no, I mean, you know, what?

01:34:27.380 I mean, I mean, let's rug.

Tower Gang - September 19, 2024

Ep 195 - Diddy Defender w⧸ The Raven

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