Tower Gang - Ep 217 - Blurred Blacks

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00:01:27.580 He used to make the best banana mayonnaise sandwiches, and he used to make syrup sandwiches.

00:01:44.680 Because George couldn't cook, he couldn't boil water.

00:01:48.280 There used to be a graying tower along on the sea,

00:01:55.100 You became the light on the dark side of me,

00:02:00.280 Love me, baby.

00:02:01.440 Also get a web page, mother fucker.

00:02:04.760 As much as dumb stuff as black people do, and as often as they go to prison,

00:02:08.840 Where do they keep coming from?

00:02:10.220 They are basically farm equipment.

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00:02:16.800 Put some beans in a dildo.

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00:02:26.020 I'm not even fucking kidding.

00:02:31.600 I go by the gut, baby.

00:02:32.980 I shoot from the hips.

00:02:33.800 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.

00:02:37.260 I've just only said the truth.

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00:04:40.800 Welcome to the show.

00:04:41.660 I like this idea.

00:04:42.740 That's a great idea.

00:04:43.560 Oh fuck.

00:04:44.240 Honestly, Michael, that might actually have been too long.

00:04:46.720 So, alright, here's what happened.

00:04:48.140 Spoken word poetry.

00:04:49.860 I've been trying to figure out a way for Tower Gang to exist on YouTube.

00:04:53.460 And I came across an app that will bleep out all the curse words.

00:04:57.720 So I took a transcript from last episode's show.

00:05:00.080 I showed it to Grok and I said, Grok, let me know.

00:05:03.380 What the fuck do I do with this?

00:05:04.780 Give me a list of every offensive term that could be flagged on YouTube.

00:05:09.360 So that way I could feed it into this thing.

00:05:11.200 And this was the list.

00:05:12.380 And I'm like, damn.

00:05:14.060 This show.

00:05:15.300 It's content.

00:05:16.340 No, I didn't think it was content.

00:05:17.620 But I'm like, I'm discouraged.

00:05:18.620 I'm like, there's no way we could bleep this many words out.

00:05:23.700 It would just be silence for an hour and a half.

00:05:26.540 It would just be like, ah.

00:05:28.300 Oh, yeah.

00:05:29.320 We would have our own basically chirp like hallway bird just going off every.

00:05:33.900 But it would be really quick.

00:05:35.240 And we're going to use the sensor AI too.

00:05:37.780 And then it's going to have the beeps.

00:05:38.980 And so literally the first minute of the show from now on will be, ah.

00:05:43.700 Hold on a second.

00:05:44.320 The crazy thing about this is, look, so the word retention, you could do an approximate exact match.

00:05:50.040 But the bleep method, I chose the file here.

00:05:52.700 It's chirp.

00:05:53.260 Oh, you can actually do it.

00:05:54.460 Oh, my God.

00:05:55.360 Chirp.

00:05:56.180 That's pretty neat.

00:05:56.940 I mean, yeah.

00:05:57.880 This is going to be insane.

00:06:00.920 So every time we say a bad word, it's going to be bad.

00:06:03.220 Oh, it'll be cool because it'll let some slip too.

00:06:05.060 It'll be like, it'll make it.

00:06:06.640 Yeah.

00:06:07.580 All right.

00:06:08.100 What'll be really cool is that our vast black audience won't even notice that we're bleeping anything.

00:06:13.160 Right.

00:06:13.560 Yeah, that's how you say nigger and get away with it.

00:06:16.580 What did he just say?

00:06:18.300 The chirp was implied is what I mean.

00:06:20.640 It'll be interesting.

00:06:21.440 Imagine if you, so if you did replace every time you said nigger with the chirp, like would

00:06:26.160 they be able to then hear it?

00:06:27.840 And then eventually you could just take away the chirp, right?

00:06:31.140 Like if you did a chirp.

00:06:31.820 Just be screaming nigger in their ear and they're just.

00:06:34.120 No, if you, yeah.

00:06:34.920 If you, every time you said nigger.

00:06:36.060 You hear something?

00:06:36.960 You're like training them to not be angered anymore by the N word.

00:06:42.000 Yeah.

00:06:42.340 Okay.

00:06:42.500 So every time you say nigger and it's just like that, right?

00:06:45.820 Yeah.

00:06:46.160 Hey, what's up nigger?

00:06:47.740 Oh, they can't hear it.

00:06:48.600 Yeah.

00:06:48.900 At first they'd be like, and then eventually you could just say the N word to them and they

00:06:52.200 wouldn't even associate it.

00:06:53.520 Like you could.

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00:07:09.640 You could mind fuck them.

00:07:10.460 Is there some weird Pavlovian response to it as well?

00:07:12.580 Is there something that we could train them to do with that?

00:07:15.240 Or is that what the chirp is?

00:07:17.020 Yeah.

00:07:17.260 Pavlov's true.

00:07:17.840 There we go.

00:07:18.480 We're going to train them to not be violent.

00:07:19.900 Pavlov's true.

00:07:20.020 We start regulating their consciousness in the same way with beeps, but with the N word,

00:07:23.780 and we go back to tradition basically.

00:07:25.640 Is that what it is?

00:07:26.460 Instead of beep, beep, beep, beep, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.

00:07:28.700 Pavlov's crates.

00:07:29.180 If you could train the black race into behaving a certain way, how would you train them?

00:07:37.620 Put a ball in a hoop or something.

00:07:40.520 That's literally what they do right now.

00:07:43.240 Are you going to train them to do the one thing they can do already?

00:07:46.120 Yeah.

00:07:46.580 Maybe that's what already happened.

00:07:48.720 That's what happened back centuries ago.

00:07:51.200 Yeah.

00:07:51.360 That's what God did.

00:07:52.460 But dude, black people try to do that.

00:07:53.740 God loves basketball.

00:07:55.080 It's like basketball is what kept me off the streets, man.

00:07:57.380 It's what keeps me not violent, but it doesn't work, obviously.

00:08:01.660 Yeah.

00:08:01.980 It's like, you know, black people too, they do like train them to go back.

00:08:06.620 What if black people's kids were the color of a basketball?

00:08:12.960 Would they care for them then?

00:08:14.860 No.

00:08:15.320 They would bounce their head against the pavement like usual.

00:08:17.520 Okay.

00:08:17.780 That's actually a great race.

00:08:19.760 So I sent in the group chat.

00:08:21.500 I sent in the group chat.

00:08:22.340 There's a story of this guy.

00:08:23.620 I guess let's just get into this shit.

00:08:25.720 You really like the story, don't you?

00:08:27.220 It's a crazy fucking story.

00:08:28.580 This guy's name is, he looks Jewish actually, which is a little off-putting.

00:08:33.720 I wonder what was going on with that baby.

00:08:35.680 Joseph Figlock.

00:08:37.600 And Joseph Figlock is, he's like a sanitation worker at the time in 1937 in Detroit.

00:08:43.540 A garbage man, but it's like more elevated.

00:08:46.920 Yeah, it's an elevated garbage man.

00:08:48.480 He sweeps, a street sweeper is what they called him.

00:08:50.600 Detroit.

00:08:51.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:08:51.560 A street sweeper.

00:08:52.640 And he's walking down the street on his route.

00:08:55.820 I guess they have a fucking route.

00:08:57.320 And a baby hits him.

00:08:58.900 Bam.

00:08:59.460 Baby falls out of the fourth floor, fourth story, and hits him on the head.

00:09:03.960 And the baby survives.

00:09:05.240 He survives.

00:09:05.880 The baby has some fractures and shit like that.

00:09:07.880 And he has like a fucked up shoulder.

00:09:09.760 He saved the baby, actually.

00:09:11.600 You retard, Cole.

00:09:12.580 You were saying in the pre-show that it was the same baby, like a fucking idiot.

00:09:15.500 It's very clearly not here.

00:09:16.400 I wanted to confirm that.

00:09:18.560 And I just went back to the actual thing, Top sent in our thing.

00:09:21.860 And it says, a year later, the same baby fell from the same window.

00:09:25.920 Where are you reading that?

00:09:26.940 We're looking at that.

00:09:27.720 It says exactly the opposite.

00:09:29.600 I'm reading it from what he sent in our...

00:09:32.400 You trusted Top, you dumb slut.

00:09:35.060 Because I'm guessing he got it from Grok.

00:09:37.060 I lied to the people and it was easy.

00:09:38.740 But I do like the idea of him getting hit with the same baby twice.

00:09:42.080 I think it's way funnier, and so I'm going to go with it.

00:09:44.940 Now that I realize he was a street sweeper, I don't know if it's really that big of a deal.

00:09:48.460 I bet you...

00:09:48.840 I wonder what the stats are of getting hit with babies as street sweepers in that time.

00:09:51.940 Do you know what I mean?

00:09:52.140 Definitely higher than most suburbs.

00:09:52.720 Like everyone gets hit by one baby.

00:09:54.820 It's just unique that he got hit by two.

00:09:56.600 You know what I mean?

00:09:56.740 What's up with all these suicidal babies, though?

00:09:58.840 Yeah.

00:09:59.800 I think it's more just like it was the 30s.

00:10:01.820 Get rid of that fuck, you know?

00:10:03.460 They're trans, Clint.

00:10:04.840 They're like pit bulls.

00:10:06.120 They just see this dude, they're like...

00:10:07.660 Babies really hate...

00:10:12.260 That's why there's no babies in New Orleans.

00:10:14.980 Look at this.

00:10:15.840 This was in New York City in the 1920s.

00:10:18.300 Oh, now I understand why they were falling on street sweepers all the time.

00:10:22.700 Exactly.

00:10:24.000 That's why it happened.

00:10:25.020 It fell out of the cage.

00:10:26.440 So they did this in New York because New York is a fucking miserable place and you can't really go outside.

00:10:31.320 So they made this little...

00:10:32.940 When you're living in Nepal, this is what they put their babies out on.

00:10:35.960 Can you imagine the black people below trying to reach up?

00:10:39.580 Like, we've got to kill this baby.

00:10:41.740 This is when America was great to me.

00:10:44.040 There's no black people.

00:10:45.420 Make sure it's braced pretty well.

00:10:46.900 Oh, there weren't black people yet?

00:10:48.280 Oh, man.

00:10:49.060 Then why do you have to keep the baby in the cage?

00:10:50.660 It's safe.

00:10:51.020 The odds of getting hit by a baby.

00:10:54.360 Now say, what if...

00:10:55.580 But what if I'm a street sweeper in the 1930s?

00:10:58.120 I like...

00:10:58.560 It literally is the meme of like, the odds of getting hit by a fallen baby wants extremely low, but never zero.

00:11:04.420 Now ask him, now what if I was a street sweeper in the 1930s?

00:11:08.120 No, hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:11:09.000 For the listeners, because they don't know what we're laughing about.

00:11:12.360 It says, the odds of getting hit by a falling baby...

00:11:14.680 This is from Grok.

00:11:15.580 The odds of getting hit by a falling baby even once are extraordinarily low.

00:11:18.980 So being hit more than once is almost unimaginable in practical terms.

00:11:22.500 There's no real statistical data on this because it's such a bizarre and rare scenario.

00:11:26.660 This, think freak accidents involving strollers on balconies or some cartoonish mishap.

00:11:31.300 To ballpark it, let's consider a few factors.

00:11:33.200 The global birth...

00:11:33.700 I'm not going to keep going.

00:11:34.820 But lucky for us, though...

00:11:35.380 Major street sweeper, you're literally on the streets, walking under these overhangs.

00:11:39.600 So it's like, this is what you do all day.

00:11:42.680 This was by an apartment building.

00:11:44.300 Right.

00:11:45.080 Yeah.

00:11:45.980 Lucky for us, though, this extraordinary event happened...

00:11:48.700 See, the era adds some flavor.

00:11:50.120 Grok agrees with me.

00:11:51.400 It happened to Britney Spears, so we at least got one great song out of it.

00:11:56.740 So they were saying that it was more likely in 1930 to get hit by a baby than right now

00:12:02.400 to get hit by a baby?

00:12:03.200 Is it because people are having less babies?

00:12:05.280 I think we're throwing less babies at windows, is what it is.

00:12:08.620 We have a little weird wizard.

00:12:09.980 We have different emotion methods now.

00:12:11.680 We just kill them now.

00:12:12.380 These niggas don't know what knurling is, so they don't...

00:12:14.540 They don't even understand tensile strength, so that's why I was fine with the baby cages

00:12:18.640 out of the window.

00:12:18.980 Stop cussing at me.

00:12:19.860 I don't...

00:12:20.260 I'm not a knurl.

00:12:20.960 I don't know what that means.

00:12:22.860 I don't even...

00:12:24.440 All right, moment of silence for all of the fallen babies.

00:12:30.400 I was going to see how long we can make it go.

00:12:32.600 I was going to see who talked first out of it.

00:12:35.260 I felt it, and I was just like, I'm going to just embrace it and see how far...

00:12:37.760 All right, number 16.

00:12:39.300 Let's go.

00:12:41.660 You don't like the silence, do you, Cole?

00:12:43.520 I hate it more than totally.

00:12:45.740 Is that why when inside thought makes you sad?

00:12:48.600 Do you think when that baby became an adult, he became like a professional skydiver?

00:12:54.380 No.

00:12:54.900 I think that baby grew up crippled.

00:12:56.540 It broke its femur.

00:12:58.100 Okay.

00:12:59.780 Oh, yeah.

00:13:00.080 We didn't even think about it.

00:13:00.940 What if this dude just lived underneath Michael Jackson?

00:13:03.200 Get this image for $375?

00:13:05.580 Who would pay for those more than that?

00:13:06.620 Michael Jackson's getting rid of the evidence, man.

00:13:09.420 Chuck it out the window.

00:13:10.440 Yeah, didn't Eric Clapton's baby died like that too, right?

00:13:13.880 This was the thing.

00:13:14.480 Yeah, fell out the window.

00:13:15.120 Yeah.

00:13:15.600 Yeah.

00:13:16.960 Happens all the time in New York.

00:13:18.280 By the way, I went to...

00:13:20.200 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:13:21.880 I don't even see why this is funny.

00:13:23.220 But anyways, I went to...

00:13:24.720 I won money on that game, though.

00:13:26.040 I went to a cover band performance from a Michael Jackson impersonator in Aventura.

00:13:32.820 So it's just like this fucking...

00:13:33.660 Before Daniel Penney killed him.

00:13:34.680 Jordan Neely?

00:13:36.400 Yeah.

00:13:37.260 He just made the same joke.

00:13:39.160 Yeah.

00:13:39.360 Anyways, so I'm watching this and what I realized...

00:13:44.400 I realized two things.

00:13:45.360 One, I don't like old people shit.

00:13:48.060 Like, old people fucking are...

00:13:49.740 Like, their bar for entertainment is so absurdly low that, like, they ought to just all die.

00:13:54.380 You know what I mean?

00:13:54.700 We were just talking about you like that.

00:13:57.480 They're unthinking.

00:13:58.440 They're unthinking.

00:13:59.100 You're the old person.

00:13:59.800 They're unthinking people, you know?

00:14:01.080 They're excited when they get the B7 called, man.

00:14:02.480 Now, compared to you guys, I'm old other than Toad, who's like at least 20 years older than me.

00:14:06.320 It just makes you realize there's not much going on in old people's heads.

00:14:09.620 I get what you're saying, yeah.

00:14:10.720 Yeah, yeah.

00:14:11.240 But so that was my first takeaway.

00:14:12.860 My second takeaway was that Michael Jackson was an unbelievable performer because this

00:14:17.200 guy's voice was like actually tonally.

00:14:19.500 It was right in line.

00:14:20.840 Like, he had the voice tone.

00:14:23.120 But in terms of his singing ability and his dancing ability, horrifically bad.

00:14:26.900 And he was probably 60 years old.

00:14:29.180 So, like, he's at Michael Jackson's age when he died or, you know, thereabouts.

00:14:33.460 But Michael Jackson still fucking crushed it.

00:14:35.540 Every time he went on that stage, he was like, I'm going to give these people.

00:14:38.760 Like, this may be the only time in their entire fucking godforsaken life they get to see me,

00:14:43.200 Michael Jackson, do the damn thing.

00:14:44.480 He was Michael Jack grandpa.

00:14:47.020 Not funny.

00:14:47.640 And there's this black guy.

00:14:51.080 And he's another light-skinned black guy.

00:14:52.240 Kind of looks like Mike.

00:14:52.980 I don't know what we're talking about.

00:14:53.960 And he just can't.

00:14:54.940 He just fucking can't do it.

00:14:57.100 Like, his neck is stiff.

00:14:58.560 So, like, when he tries to do the fucking neck movement side to side, it's just like this.

00:15:04.020 And you're like, fuck, dude.

00:15:05.000 I just, I hated every single thing about it.

00:15:09.060 And I'm just, I'm there with a bunch of fucking 70-year-olds.

00:15:11.840 And it's just, it was fucking hell, dude.

00:15:13.920 I think old people suck.

00:15:15.860 That's all.

00:15:16.260 When I was in Jamaica, Clint, do you guys, do you remember how bizarre I told you it seemed in Jamaica?

00:15:22.000 Like, everything just seemed like clown world clown shit upside down?

00:15:25.120 Yeah.

00:15:25.340 Yeah.

00:15:26.120 Yeah, they had a Michael Jackson impersonator.

00:15:28.400 The only white person in Jamaica, I suppose.

00:15:30.800 I guess he was like, but he was like black, but like albino, he looked like.

00:15:34.740 Because I saw him up close.

00:15:35.700 It was like real weird.

00:15:37.220 An albino black playing Michael Jackson?

00:15:39.940 In Jamaica.

00:15:40.940 Yeah, it just added to the surreality.

00:15:44.200 Man, albino blacks are weird-looking fucks.

00:15:45.880 They're almost like ginger-looking.

00:15:47.180 Well, it could have been a black dude who's, it could have been a black dude playing Michael Jackson.

00:15:51.700 He could have powdered his face to look like him.

00:15:53.080 It was white face, yeah.

00:15:54.620 Oh, wow.

00:15:55.140 I didn't, you know what?

00:15:55.920 I didn't even think it could go the other way.

00:15:59.020 Like, it could be.

00:16:00.520 But anyways, he was bad, right?

00:16:02.440 No, well, he lip-synced, and he was like mostly dancing.

00:16:05.160 And then like the other people that like, I told you about this.

00:16:08.180 In the resort, like you're talking with people, like, hey, what's up?

00:16:11.120 And they're playing with you, and you think that they just work there, and then they're

00:16:13.640 actually the entertainment.

00:16:15.160 They're there to hang out with people.

00:16:16.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:17.120 These people started doing like the thriller dance out of nowhere.

00:16:19.540 Like, they all go up.

00:16:20.180 I was like, what the fuck is going on right now?

00:16:21.980 I think that's just how they behave anyway.

00:16:23.780 I forgot a really important point.

00:16:25.400 So, this is, it's a six-man onstage, you know, ensemble.

00:16:32.100 So, but there's a bassist, a guitarist, a drummer, and then Mike, and then his two backup

00:16:38.880 dancers.

00:16:39.480 They try to do Thriller.

00:16:41.100 They try to do Smooth Criminal with just Michael Jackson and two backup dancers.

00:16:45.160 That shit, that shit fucking sucks, bro.

00:16:48.320 Did you boo them?

00:16:48.840 Did you boo them?

00:16:49.620 Nah, dude, I didn't boo.

00:16:50.760 I should have.

00:16:51.540 But the boomers ate it up, right?

00:16:53.060 Yeah, they were.

00:16:53.640 Dude, some of these fucking old idiots got up and danced.

00:16:57.080 I was like, this is the gayest shit I've ever seen in my life.

00:17:00.240 Live my life.

00:17:01.760 Every day at the villages when they do their performances.

00:17:04.460 But, uh.

00:17:04.840 Yeah.

00:17:05.740 They are crazily, easily, like, entertained.

00:17:09.220 Yeah, they are.

00:17:09.960 Like, my in-laws.

00:17:11.180 That's why these niggas play bingo all day.

00:17:13.580 Right.

00:17:13.800 Dude, like, my in-laws, it's like, it's like the stupidest shit.

00:17:17.480 And they're like, oh, oh.

00:17:19.700 I'm like, you're like, what the fuck?

00:17:21.080 Like, why don't you, Clint, just, like, turn your whole shit and really target these people.

00:17:28.420 This is what I told you.

00:17:29.420 Go full Republican.

00:17:30.980 Dan Bongino's out.

00:17:32.040 Just go full slop, dude.

00:17:33.520 You've got to fill his role.

00:17:34.860 Fill slop.

00:17:35.360 Israel is your number one priority now.

00:17:40.920 Yeah, well, my episode that I just got done recording is, like, I go cabinet member by

00:17:46.320 cabinet member just demonstrating how they have loudly proclaimed their allegiance to

00:17:51.600 Israel.

00:17:52.200 So, I think I just, that ship has sailed, unfortunately.

00:17:55.600 No, you can always double back.

00:17:57.920 Israel's always there with open arms.

00:17:59.280 I didn't mean a word of it.

00:18:00.160 They're like, come on.

00:18:00.740 Clint, they won't remember it.

00:18:01.440 Israel's like, come on.

00:18:02.760 Come back to Papa.

00:18:03.760 It's okay.

00:18:03.960 And even if you don't, like, come back, then you're like, well, you can be on our payroll,

00:18:06.900 and then we can, like, now you just go full foil.

00:18:09.620 Like, go full anti-Semite.

00:18:10.960 Yeah.

00:18:11.800 Yeah.

00:18:14.520 I could become their Nick Cuentes.

00:18:16.240 Like, their elderly Nick Cuentes.

00:18:18.240 Is he kike?

00:18:19.760 We didn't say kike last week, apparently.

00:18:21.500 I'm disappointed.

00:18:22.260 That's why.

00:18:22.560 No, we didn't.

00:18:23.500 I'm proud of us.

00:18:24.180 That was the first time in years.

00:18:26.180 I'm not proud of us.

00:18:27.500 I think we should have.

00:18:28.380 Oh, when we were talking about Jamaica, did you see that the Google Translate just released

00:18:33.900 the new, like, Translate to Jamaican?

00:18:36.540 Like, or whatever the fuck you used to do.

00:18:38.960 What's going on with that Jamaican debate?

00:18:41.040 What's going on with that, Top?

00:18:42.760 What's the latest?

00:18:44.260 Oh, I mean, all right.

00:18:45.260 So, what happened there is...

00:18:46.900 You called one of his co-hosts a nigger, and now you're not allowed on?

00:18:50.340 Lewis hates you for some reason.

00:18:52.040 Alex Stein.

00:18:53.040 Alex Stein went on his show, and they, like, I came up somehow.

00:18:56.820 I don't remember how I came up.

00:18:57.860 Yeah.

00:18:59.040 Some jealous bitch that's been doing that for forever, and you're just lapping him.

00:19:06.180 Alex Stein was talking about going to Jamaica, and Lewis said, I'm supposed to have a...

00:19:12.480 Well, he says, I'm supposed to have a debate with somebody.

00:19:17.600 I can't remember his name.

00:19:18.740 No, he said, like, he fucking docks my name, and then he goes, what was his stupid name?

00:19:22.520 I was like, you fucking kidding me, dude?

00:19:24.560 He said, like, my real name.

00:19:25.940 Luckily, you already have docked yourself, so, like, who cares?

00:19:28.680 I think that that was the only thing he delayed on was that he couldn't remember your screen name.

00:19:33.100 Yeah, I'm like, damn, dude.

00:19:33.520 Which is so funny, though.

00:19:34.740 It just goes, like...

00:19:35.240 But then immediately...

00:19:36.240 He knows you personally.

00:19:37.440 He's just so close to you.

00:19:38.600 Yeah, first name basis.

00:19:40.160 Alex Stein goes, oh, Top Lobster.

00:19:42.440 I know him.

00:19:42.980 And it's like, yeah, you know me.

00:19:43.920 I know him from a couple of places.

00:19:45.020 I've met him, and he goes, man, didn't Merce say he owed him money or something like that,

00:19:50.540 and he didn't pay him?

00:19:51.260 I was like, are you fucking kidding me right now, bro?

00:19:53.380 Like, that's what you say?

00:19:54.600 And then the other guy that's in there, I don't even know this motherfucker from Adam,

00:19:57.620 he goes, Top Lobster, yeah, he stole my joke.

00:20:00.340 And I'm like, what the fuck, dude?

00:20:01.900 Dude, you just try to beat these Puerto Rican accusations, just not working.

00:20:05.740 I'm not beating the accusations.

00:20:07.540 It's not fair.

00:20:08.300 I'm not here to defend myself.

00:20:09.500 You steal.

00:20:10.360 You don't pay your debts.

00:20:11.900 You fucking, honestly, you might have stabbed somebody.

00:20:14.180 Hold on.

00:20:15.360 Now I have, you know I'm sponsored, baby boy.

00:20:20.680 All right, but I have an avenue now to defend myself, because I'm like, I'm not going to

00:20:24.240 go to Twitter like a bitch and just start typing out, this did not happen.

00:20:27.780 It actually happened this way.

00:20:28.980 I'm not going to do that shit on the timeline, but we have a show.

00:20:31.520 So should I be allowed to rebut this now?

00:20:34.540 Yeah.

00:20:35.100 Yeah.

00:20:35.860 Yeah.

00:20:36.140 Are you going to rebut it, or are you just going to call them all faggots?

00:20:38.760 I mean, you guys smoothed things over from my understanding, and so he had to have his

00:20:42.960 stuff out there and made you look like shit, and I guess you didn't respond on Twitter.

00:20:46.640 Here's what happened.

00:20:47.440 What happened with Mersch, everyone's paying attention.

00:20:49.980 What happened with Mersch is that I didn't pay Mersch, okay?

00:20:54.460 Fuck him.

00:20:55.180 No, I'm just kidding.

00:20:55.560 I paid him in vouchers to rehab, because it's like, I'm not going to give a fucking crackhead

00:21:02.660 money.

00:21:03.160 You don't give a bum money.

00:21:05.520 You go and you get them the sandwich, okay?

00:21:07.760 So I got him the sandwich instead of giving him more money so he could gamble away or drink

00:21:12.000 himself to death.

00:21:12.680 So yeah, we complained about it.

00:21:14.000 I didn't pay Mersch.

00:21:14.700 That's exactly what happened.

00:21:16.220 Dude, it sucks because the other half of his compensation, I paid him in crack.

00:21:20.160 So that, like, we kind of fucked up on that.

00:21:22.720 It really sucked.

00:21:23.200 The other thing that sucked is Mark Randa made more money at that event than he did.

00:21:28.960 Are we really real here?

00:21:29.980 I'm very confused.

00:21:30.980 Whether this is a joke or serious or what?

00:21:33.440 Doesn't matter.

00:21:34.260 Keep going.

00:21:34.520 Doesn't matter.

00:21:35.260 I don't care.

00:21:35.760 I don't care what anybody thinks.

00:21:37.360 This is what happened.

00:21:38.680 Next thing.

00:21:39.440 This guy said I stole his joke.

00:21:41.520 I did steal his joke.

00:21:42.660 And then I followed him for another year to see if he would put up another joke that I

00:21:48.600 found worthy of stealing, and he still hasn't.

00:21:51.020 And that's what happened.

00:21:53.140 Whatever.

00:21:54.080 He's a professional comedian, though.

00:21:56.820 Is he, though?

00:21:58.340 Like, again, I haven't seen even the joke that he said that I stole from him.

00:22:02.560 I was like, was this supposed to be a joke or just a statement?

00:22:05.520 It was something that was like an obvious thing.

00:22:07.100 I can't remember what it was, but it was pretty obvious.

00:22:08.980 It was some of the clowns in Orlando.

00:22:10.580 He called Congress clowns or something.

00:22:12.080 Yeah.

00:22:12.300 Yeah, I was like, really stupid.

00:22:13.680 It's like the circus is in town.

00:22:15.380 No one's ever called Congress clown show.

00:22:18.060 Yeah, I was like, okay.

00:22:20.980 It's a weird thing to get upset about.

00:22:24.220 I love to think that Top also just doesn't fulfill his T-shirt request.

00:22:28.920 Like, honestly, Fleek of the Week, I bet nobody got theirs.

00:22:33.300 Some people got theirs.

00:22:34.360 Some people got theirs.

00:22:35.020 Some people got theirs.

00:22:36.020 Okay.

00:22:36.300 I remember it sometimes.

00:22:38.360 Mersch got his.

00:22:39.380 That's what it was.

00:22:40.040 Mersch got his.

00:22:40.700 You actually fulfilled that.

00:22:42.500 Yeah, I paid for some T-shirts.

00:22:44.060 I like that our chat is just filled with people with customer service complaints about Top

00:22:50.740 Lobster because they're like, hey, you haven't responded to any of my emails.

00:22:57.600 So, like, hey, I ordered a jersey three and a half months ago.

00:23:00.760 Like, is it coming there?

00:23:03.580 Guys, actually, you know what?

00:23:04.600 I don't want to make this show about me, but let's make this show about me today because

00:23:07.720 I've been having a fun week.

00:23:09.700 Here we go.

00:23:10.320 This is what happened to me and for my show, only my show, Nephilim Death Squad this week.

00:23:16.720 There's a show called Conspiracy Pill.

00:23:18.800 It has a Jew and it had a guy, but she fired the guy.

00:23:21.960 Now it's another Jew, fat Jew.

00:23:23.360 And they're hired to Rumble, but their numbers, they're a conspiracy show, but their numbers

00:23:29.460 are pretty dog shit.

00:23:31.280 Our numbers do better than them, but they have a show on Rumble and I couldn't figure

00:23:34.900 out why until I saw this clip.

00:23:36.440 And I didn't even think that they knew who I was.

00:23:38.420 So here's what happened.

00:23:40.000 All right, let's just.

00:23:40.920 Women?

00:23:41.640 Which one's the guy and girl?

00:23:43.500 Yeah, those are, are those women?

00:23:45.560 Two women.

00:23:46.240 Yes, exactly.

00:23:46.780 So number one.

00:23:47.400 There's no fucking way that thing on the right is a guy, is a girl.

00:23:51.500 There's no fucking way.

00:23:52.300 No, it's a girl.

00:23:52.760 Yeah, she replaced.

00:23:53.460 PJ Wilson.

00:23:54.020 The one on the left at least looks mean now.

00:23:54.940 This feels mean.

00:23:56.100 I don't know who these people are.

00:23:58.180 Well, one of them, you know who one of them is, is Abby Libby on Twitter.

00:24:01.100 Oh, yeah.

00:24:01.520 I know who she is.

00:24:02.360 The other one is on the left.

00:24:03.680 Show tits.

00:24:04.300 Yeah, but who's the monster on the other side?

00:24:07.260 Who's the monster?

00:24:08.100 I don't know.

00:24:08.660 She's new.

00:24:09.300 This is PJ Williams' replacement.

00:24:11.060 And I could only guess why they replaced PJ Williams after they got signed to Rumble and were probably

00:24:16.320 getting paid.

00:24:17.180 But here we go.

00:24:18.080 We're going to air this shit out.

00:24:19.060 We're going to find out what's going on here.

00:24:20.280 Because I don't think.

00:24:21.200 Why should they know about me?

00:24:22.740 Right?

00:24:23.560 To a show about Elvis or whatever it is.

00:24:26.480 And their very first thing, the thing that is most important to them in the world is,

00:24:30.660 am I allowed to be anti-Semitic here?

00:24:32.460 Okay, so probably one of my fans is in her chat right now.

00:24:35.020 I don't know.

00:24:35.540 I didn't send them.

00:24:36.240 I don't watch this show.

00:24:37.080 I hate this show.

00:24:37.680 But here we go.

00:24:38.140 I'm so confused what's going on here.

00:24:40.840 Yeah.

00:24:42.100 No matter what the topic is, all you care about is.

00:24:46.880 Yeah.

00:24:47.480 Being vile.

00:24:49.500 No, we're not going to allow that.

00:24:52.060 It's, you're coming in way too hot.

00:24:54.180 And it's very clear to us with eyeballs.

00:24:56.400 Wait, did they do that, Horne?

00:24:57.980 No.

00:24:58.680 Everything you were doing is disrespectful.

00:25:00.080 Also, to answer your question, is Elvis King or Antichrist to you?

00:25:02.580 All right, so just hold on for a second.

00:25:03.820 I don't know what I'm watching here, but.

00:25:05.320 Yeah, what is this about, Tom?

00:25:07.020 What are you complaining about?

00:25:08.680 So I don't have to look at this one.

00:25:09.800 Why are we taking the opinions of women with the slightest bit of seriousness?

00:25:12.760 Okay, this is why we're listening.

00:25:14.240 They're maybe like this.

00:25:15.840 Nephilim Death Squad is the show for you.

00:25:17.840 If you don't like that this is our stance, that's your recommendation.

00:25:22.880 Okay, so, again.

00:25:24.380 They're hooking you up, dude.

00:25:25.880 No, no, no, no, no.

00:25:26.680 Free advertising.

00:25:26.920 That was pretty sick.

00:25:27.740 Hey, if you don't like this fucking goyslop, go check these guys out.

00:25:31.120 What they're doing is calling.

00:25:32.180 If you really hate Jews, go watch some of these guys.

00:25:34.780 You want some dope Jew-hating content?

00:25:38.680 Here's your fucking guy.

00:25:40.480 You should put it out as a promo for your show.

00:25:43.020 I wish we could get something like that.

00:25:44.720 Just go to every Jewish comedy show.

00:25:47.600 It's like Son Piker was like, you know the fucking people that are just the worst?

00:25:51.440 And I fucking hate.

00:25:52.780 If you don't like this show, you should go watch.

00:25:55.340 We definitely need that.

00:25:56.460 We need that kind of publicity.

00:25:57.460 Yeah, can we do that to everybody?

00:25:58.580 Todd, this is perfect for you.

00:25:59.960 I don't know why you're so mad.

00:26:01.360 No, I'm not mad.

00:26:02.240 We should go harass our enemies so they talk shit about us more.

00:26:05.160 What I'm mad about is.

00:26:06.580 I'm mad that they're signed to Rumble and I'm not because my show's better.

00:26:10.300 And it's like they can't.

00:26:11.100 But now I know why.

00:26:12.920 And we're not even that racist on Nephilim Death Squad.

00:26:15.540 No, we're way more racist on this show.

00:26:18.320 Yeah.

00:26:18.880 Yeah.

00:26:19.640 Huh.

00:26:20.380 I don't know.

00:26:21.060 But you don't go like say racist and then go ha-ha.

00:26:23.380 Like when you say that you actually like put an argument behind it, you know?

00:26:26.880 With a big picture of Keith Richards behind them.

00:26:29.200 That's what I'm wondering.

00:26:30.400 But he's more fuckable than that chick on the right.

00:26:35.320 All right.

00:26:36.100 Someone pick a category between blacks, death, retards, racism, whores.

00:26:41.700 I got 36.

00:26:43.160 That's what I want to play.

00:26:44.300 I don't know.

00:26:44.700 You go 36.

00:26:45.860 36.

00:26:47.440 I was looking at that earlier.

00:26:48.600 I want to play that one.

00:26:49.640 That one made me laugh like crazy when I found it on Twitter.

00:26:52.160 I go for retard death.

00:26:54.380 Is that an option?

00:26:55.360 What?

00:26:56.920 No, it's not an option.

00:26:58.500 36 dark humor.

00:27:01.380 Oh, yes, yes.

00:27:02.180 This is nice.

00:27:03.720 Yeah.

00:27:03.860 I don't know what this is.

00:27:04.360 It's probably something I saw on Instagram.

00:27:07.760 Oh, I did?

00:27:09.340 It's literally from Instagram.

00:27:12.920 I saw it on Twitter, so I actually care.

00:27:14.580 Pennies fall, throw it against the wall.

00:27:17.220 Pennies fall, throw it against the wall.

00:27:19.620 Helps me forget about my cancer.

00:27:22.620 Aw.

00:27:23.500 Yeah.

00:27:24.560 Yeah.

00:27:28.400 That's an actual ad?

00:27:30.120 Yeah.

00:27:30.600 I don't think it's real.

00:27:31.580 There's no way this is real.

00:27:33.300 All right.

00:27:33.760 Prices or not.

00:27:35.040 That's for Walmart.

00:27:36.360 That's old school Walmart.

00:27:38.220 That might be real.

00:27:39.200 That was cool Walmart.

00:27:41.360 Yeah, you're not wrong.

00:27:42.320 There's an outside possibility they could be real, but I really don't think that.

00:27:45.240 That was when they still give out the smiley face balloons.

00:27:49.100 Toto's wrong about eel sushi and wrong about all food ever.

00:27:52.220 The anti-eel sushi sentiment warrants a hoppy and physical removal from society immediately.

00:27:56.660 I don't want to get him started on-

00:27:57.800 We're talking about food here.

00:27:59.740 Eel sushi?

00:28:00.580 Eel sushi.

00:28:01.260 Okay.

00:28:01.320 Are you anti or pro?

00:28:03.200 Anti.

00:28:03.860 Unagi?

00:28:04.300 It sucks.

00:28:04.840 I don't want that shit.

00:28:05.660 I've had it before.

00:28:06.280 It was pretty yummy.

00:28:07.240 Yeah.

00:28:07.520 I liked it.

00:28:08.280 I had sushi this last week and it was pretty good.

00:28:10.700 I mean, I can like things and you not like them.

00:28:12.720 I mean, I don't know why this has to be like an objective truth here.

00:28:15.580 Not Nice Guy says, I wish you hadn't sent Scott his cloak.

00:28:18.960 He traumatized me with pics of him wearing nothing but the cloak.

00:28:21.540 Oh, he was supposed to send me that.

00:28:22.940 Scott, where's your dick, man?

00:28:24.980 All right.

00:28:26.400 Yeah, I got a picture of Scott, but I don't know if we should show it.

00:28:28.980 Yeah, he sent me the same picture.

00:28:30.100 It's a Coctober submission.

00:28:31.760 That's all we need to say.

00:28:32.400 Yeah, let's dox our audiences.

00:28:35.000 We doxed Marshall Banana.

00:28:36.520 Who would have thought that such a simple line would add up to the hardest bar that's ever been spit?

00:28:42.040 Tennis ball against the wall.

00:28:43.940 It does hit super fucking hard.

00:28:45.860 That's what makes it great.

00:28:46.520 Because I'm like, I played it over and over again.

00:28:48.200 It's like, fuck, dude, fucking hits.

00:28:49.620 Tennis ball, throw it against the wall.

00:28:51.640 Tennis ball, throw it against the wall.

00:28:53.660 Can we put that on an intro?

00:28:55.940 Shit's fire, dog.

00:28:57.000 Yeah, it does.

00:28:57.500 It gets me going.

00:28:58.800 And what is childhood cancer?

00:29:00.000 Is it like a specific type of cancer?

00:29:02.360 I think it's just cancer that occurs in your childhood, basically.

00:29:05.460 It's the only difference.

00:29:05.960 So it could be anything.

00:29:07.340 Yeah, like cancer.

00:29:08.520 There's all sorts of cancers.

00:29:09.740 There's like liver, prostate.

00:29:11.340 It'd be dope if there was just like a kid cancer.

00:29:14.180 Like a specifically.

00:29:15.120 It only targets kids.

00:29:15.780 You've got kid cancer.

00:29:17.120 Where?

00:29:17.840 No, no.

00:29:18.340 You misunderstand.

00:29:19.100 It's kid cancer.

00:29:19.540 You don't understand.

00:29:21.240 They're like, where?

00:29:22.180 In the kid.

00:29:23.380 Struck the entirety of the kid, as kid cancer does.

00:29:27.460 You gotta throw this kid out the window.

00:29:30.840 We can give you a kid transplant if you'd like.

00:29:33.660 Oh, fuck.

00:29:34.960 Damn it.

00:29:35.360 Kid cancer killed my inner child, man.

00:29:37.240 Kid cancer's fucked up.

00:29:43.160 Kid transplant, they just swap it out for a fucking Bajit.

00:29:46.900 Toad does look like a survivor.

00:29:48.260 Doesn't Toad look like a survivor of kid cancer?

00:29:50.700 Just because I'm bald?

00:29:52.400 No.

00:29:52.800 Like you shouldn't have survived, but you did.

00:29:55.260 You know?

00:29:55.360 Like with some sort of weird glandular type of cancer.

00:29:58.060 You know?

00:29:58.380 Something's off now.

00:29:59.160 I think I was probably born backwards.

00:30:01.940 Like I came out of my mom's vagina backwards probably.

00:30:04.600 I don't know.

00:30:04.940 No, that would be being breached.

00:30:06.920 That happens.

00:30:07.740 That's a problem.

00:30:09.120 He could have been breached.

00:30:10.040 He said before that he did breach.

00:30:11.700 Okay.

00:30:12.380 Did I?

00:30:13.120 Yes, because he skipped the pussy.

00:30:16.340 He went right out of her asshole.

00:30:18.040 No, he just ate a C-section.

00:30:19.520 Hold me closer, tiny kids.

00:30:23.320 I don't even remember if I was born by C-section or not.

00:30:25.920 But some of these babies don't remember that.

00:30:27.820 Why would you remember that?

00:30:29.760 I don't know.

00:30:30.200 I don't know.

00:30:30.300 The type of nigga to remember my own birth.

00:30:32.020 She might mention it some way.

00:30:33.140 But I think those babies that are getting thrown out the window are C-section babies.

00:30:36.660 You know what?

00:30:37.180 I think Toad could remember his own birth because he would remember what he ate on his way out.

00:30:41.660 Yeah.

00:30:42.400 Pussy.

00:30:43.080 Oh, my God.

00:30:44.000 Shit.

00:30:46.480 I just ate some shit on the way out.

00:30:47.560 You're such a gross dude.

00:30:48.740 I just want to ask.

00:30:51.300 Because Toad, we have this full thing of content over here.

00:30:55.920 Toad sends content all the time into our chat.

00:30:59.060 Dude, I send more shit in there than anybody else.

00:31:00.820 But it's fucking god awful.

00:31:02.520 Hold on.

00:31:03.260 Because I want to ask the audience.

00:31:04.400 I want to ask the audience if this is actual content.

00:31:07.680 Toad sends a post of a straight up just naked slave man.

00:31:12.520 Obviously, like a picture from like the 1800s, right?

00:31:15.420 It was traumatizing to see.

00:31:16.840 That had no penis.

00:31:18.680 Correct.

00:31:18.820 The caption was talking about how it was like slaves.

00:31:26.960 But the content is how shit you are identifying content.

00:31:29.020 Hold on.

00:31:29.360 Hold on.

00:31:29.620 Let me explain what it is.

00:31:30.540 I don't know.

00:31:31.280 Let him cook.

00:31:31.700 So the caption of this picture was like slaves back were made to like get castrated so they

00:31:40.720 wouldn't have sex with the slave owners' daughters or anything.

00:31:44.360 And Toad sends that.

00:31:45.900 And he goes, not content question mark.

00:31:48.620 Content exclamation point.

00:31:50.920 I see it and I immediately go, no, that's not content.

00:31:54.980 And Toad goes, we can make this funny.

00:31:57.960 And I'm asking the audience, is there, I understand.

00:32:01.120 But why are you going to put us in that situation?

00:32:03.820 No, no, no.

00:32:04.560 I actually like when you throw the gauntlet, like we can make this funny.

00:32:08.780 But I want you to start.

00:32:10.420 Yes.

00:32:10.860 That was my thing.

00:32:13.820 Let's zoom in on him and just the picture and just all be dead silent and let Toad just

00:32:18.300 give us his observations.

00:32:19.780 Tyler, do you have that?

00:32:21.000 Did we actually put that into the categories?

00:32:22.600 Make him sit with it.

00:32:23.520 I got it.

00:32:24.400 You do.

00:32:25.140 Bring it up.

00:32:25.880 Just make him sit with it, guys.

00:32:26.840 Make him sit with this.

00:32:28.960 Tell us what you think about it, Toad.

00:32:30.820 A castrated slave.

00:32:32.600 Go.

00:32:33.920 Let's get a photo.

00:32:34.640 Let's get a photo full screen of him and it.

00:32:37.220 I have some other content.

00:32:38.800 I have content that we could try to make funny.

00:32:40.720 Oh, my God.

00:32:41.780 I hate this video so much.

00:32:46.240 Point.

00:32:47.880 This is a lame edit, man.

00:32:49.480 This is...

00:32:50.480 What are they hitting him with?

00:32:53.880 It's a rocket launcher.

00:32:54.820 I love that they don't use the right.

00:32:59.480 This is worse than Negan killing Glenn.

00:33:04.460 Hold on.

00:33:04.980 Hold on.

00:33:05.720 This is...

00:33:06.620 Can you pause this real quick?

00:33:07.860 Pause it.

00:33:08.180 I like how blurry...

00:33:09.640 How black people turn blurry when they die.

00:33:13.480 That's what happens.

00:33:14.260 They're like Asian genitals, dude.

00:33:16.880 They're like big foot, man.

00:33:18.480 They're like...

00:33:18.920 They're just large dumb planets.

00:33:20.300 I love...

00:33:20.520 This reminds me...

00:33:22.180 There's a parallel of this with the Coke video.

00:33:25.900 Remember the...

00:33:26.280 Like they're trying to open up the bottle and not knowing how to do it.

00:33:29.480 Right.

00:33:29.920 They don't know how to use the rocket launcher.

00:33:31.420 Right, right.

00:33:31.820 They don't know how to use the rocket launcher, so they use it as a bludgeoning weapon instead

00:33:35.180 of literally like a weapon of mass destruction.

00:33:38.360 Yeah, they're so primitive.

00:33:39.880 They gave them that...

00:33:40.800 Remember, I remember saying it vividly.

00:33:42.500 They gave...

00:33:42.840 Damn, look at all the blood.

00:33:44.040 They gave them that fucking bottle, the bottle of Coke, and I said that this is going to start

00:33:48.500 like a war because the first thing they're going to do is kill each other with a bottle.

00:33:51.620 Yeah.

00:33:52.120 Yeah.

00:33:52.300 It's 100%.

00:33:52.840 They gave them the rocket launcher, and before they could even say how to use it,

00:33:56.020 he just started killing people with a rocket launcher.

00:33:58.600 But not in the right way.

00:33:59.380 You can kill...

00:33:59.880 You can kill way more people.

00:34:01.640 Yeah.

00:34:01.960 You could like...

00:34:02.380 It would actually be kind of cool to gather a group of people together and be like,

00:34:06.500 No, just stand there.

00:34:07.400 Yeah.

00:34:07.800 No, no, don't worry about nothing.

00:34:08.800 Don't worry about it.

00:34:09.460 Just stand there.

00:34:10.400 Just...

00:34:10.800 He's like, he must be taking a picture.

00:34:13.520 It's just like with Japanese porn.

00:34:16.040 The blurring makes it harder for me to come when I'm watching it.

00:34:20.360 What am I supposed to do?

00:34:21.980 Hold on.

00:34:22.620 Let me see.

00:34:23.800 I'm missing the...

00:34:25.160 Videos like that make me wonder how...

00:34:26.980 I told you it's content!

00:34:28.460 I know.

00:34:29.260 It's so stupid when I look at it.

00:34:31.520 All right.

00:34:31.800 No, Toad, go ahead.

00:34:32.340 No, click on the photo.

00:34:33.140 Click on the photo itself.

00:34:34.220 It gets worse if you zoom in.

00:34:35.440 It makes me wonder how blacks are constantly shooting people.

00:34:37.800 There's no dick, so you don't have to worry about...

00:34:39.460 Hold on, guys.

00:34:39.960 I want to see...

00:34:40.800 I just want to...

00:34:41.340 How can black people even figure out how to shoot a gun?

00:34:43.720 Let me see something real quick.

00:34:44.840 Watching that video.

00:34:45.940 This is a quick thing that I'm going to do here.

00:34:48.380 I'm going to mute this.

00:34:49.640 Sorry.

00:34:50.380 And I'm going to play it.

00:34:51.100 What I don't understand is they have their hands are tied,

00:34:54.500 so I can understand not covering your head,

00:34:56.400 but their feet are not tied.

00:34:58.600 Why are you not running?

00:35:00.840 They're all black.

00:35:01.540 They're really fast.

00:35:02.200 That's the only thing they can do good.

00:35:03.100 Yeah.

00:35:03.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:05.020 Oh, look at his leg twitching.

00:35:06.500 They don't know how to do it when they're not doing it.

00:35:07.440 Wait, did you see his leg twitching?

00:35:09.060 Yeah.

00:35:09.260 This does not seem like an effective way to beat bludgeoning people, really.

00:35:12.400 I don't like listening to this.

00:35:14.220 Like, now I'm never going to be able to listen to this song without envisioning bazooka around me.

00:35:18.560 Yeah, I'm going to be bludgeoning.

00:35:19.040 This is one guy.

00:35:22.220 I don't even know what the song is.

00:35:23.500 He's like, I don't want to get aroused while listening to.

00:35:28.980 Dude, this is one guy against a whole group of people, though,

00:35:31.960 and he's got a rocket launcher, but he doesn't know how to use it,

00:35:34.500 so how can they not do it?

00:35:35.440 What I think is funny, I'm pretty sure they had a...

00:35:37.580 Oh, my God, did you see it squirt out when he hit him that time?

00:35:40.260 Look, look, look.

00:35:40.880 Go back, go back, please.

00:35:41.920 I'm pretty sure he had a machete on his fucking hip.

00:35:45.120 He has a machete, which makes it so much funnier.

00:35:47.480 So nuked right now.

00:35:48.600 Oh, it's Robin Thicke.

00:35:49.580 That's what this is?

00:35:50.540 Yeah, it's Robin Thicke.

00:35:51.400 Yeah, it's Robin Thicke.

00:35:52.720 It's Alan Thicke's son, you fucking...

00:35:53.980 I don't even know who Alan Thicke is.

00:35:57.040 Alan Thicke is fucking from Growing Pains.

00:35:58.680 He's the dad from Growing Pains.

00:36:00.320 Dude, you guys are so young and stupid.

00:36:02.420 Hold on, hold on.

00:36:03.500 Toad, have you never watched the...

00:36:05.440 the Blurred Lines music video?

00:36:08.840 Yeah, I have.

00:36:10.400 You don't know who's on?

00:36:11.000 He's jerked off to it three million times.

00:36:12.820 100% he's jerked off to it.

00:36:14.140 Can we name the episode Blurred Blacks?

00:36:17.500 Blurred Blacks?

00:36:18.460 I like that.

00:36:19.460 We're going to have to delete this episode.

00:36:22.900 We were having this whole idea of we're going to do half on and half off

00:36:26.360 or cut it up or this and you're already just fucked.

00:36:27.920 YouTube, it's okay.

00:36:29.400 It's Blurred.

00:36:30.240 Blurred, yeah.

00:36:30.700 It's fine.

00:36:31.580 It's okay if it's Blurred Blacks.

00:36:32.560 No, hold on, hold on.

00:36:33.180 There's literally a category when you're going through the YouTube selections

00:36:36.760 that says, did you make light of any sort of murderous circumstances?

00:36:41.520 No, we didn't do that.

00:36:42.240 That's literally all we just did.

00:36:43.460 No, we don't know.

00:36:44.640 We don't know if they were murdered.

00:36:45.860 We couldn't see it.

00:36:47.240 It was Blurred.

00:36:47.840 I have no idea.

00:36:48.480 They might be fine.

00:36:49.040 I don't know what happened.

00:36:49.860 I don't know how this ends up.

00:36:51.720 That rocket launcher might actually be just filled with jelly.

00:36:55.620 It could be styrofoam.

00:36:56.420 That's a good point.

00:36:57.120 I'll be honest, except for the squirting thing,

00:36:59.780 that really does not look an effective way to bludgeon people.

00:37:01.940 I bet you.

00:37:02.600 I don't know.

00:37:03.100 No.

00:37:03.420 Most of those guys are probably fine.

00:37:05.260 Yeah, they're okay.

00:37:06.060 Bonk.

00:37:06.720 See, it's just a bonk.

00:37:08.400 It's just a bonk.

00:37:10.960 It's just a friendly little bonk.

00:37:12.500 Yeah.

00:37:14.040 Bonk, bonk.

00:37:14.660 Go to sleep.

00:37:15.020 Just a silly little bonk.

00:37:16.460 Bonk, you go to sleep.

00:37:17.560 You wake up a couple hours later.

00:37:19.280 I saw a video today of a girl getting straight up.

00:37:23.480 It was one girl hitting another girl with a metal baseball bat.

00:37:26.680 Fucking ate it, right?

00:37:27.840 And you could hear it right onto her chin.

00:37:30.400 And she fucking ate it, dude.

00:37:33.000 And then came up and hit her in the ribs.

00:37:34.880 I sent it.

00:37:35.520 Y'all didn't watch it, of course.

00:37:36.520 No, of course it didn't.

00:37:37.620 But it was not.

00:37:38.200 I was like, she's straight up in that format.

00:37:40.200 Trying to do content here, Colin.

00:37:41.340 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:37:42.480 Yeah.

00:37:42.920 Hold on.

00:37:43.540 Go back.

00:37:44.160 This is good.

00:37:44.340 No, skip this.

00:37:45.400 Skip this real quick.

00:37:46.160 We already watched the intro.

00:37:47.380 We need this.

00:37:47.780 It was in the intro, though, yeah.

00:37:48.760 Toad, go.

00:37:50.040 No, scroll down.

00:37:51.180 There's no dick.

00:37:52.960 Toad.

00:37:53.240 Yeah, sit with that.

00:37:54.820 Other than the fact that his body looks exactly like yours, I don't know why this is funny.

00:37:59.120 That's what I was going to say.

00:37:59.620 It makes you feel good about myself.

00:38:01.540 Because if you just take this guy and you give him a really small penis instead of no penis,

00:38:05.640 then it's me.

00:38:05.700 Can someone Photoshop Toad's dick on that guy?

00:38:10.300 Toad's dick on it?

00:38:11.340 Put my dick on this guy.

00:38:13.020 Put my face on it.

00:38:13.480 Put my face on it.

00:38:14.480 Who has a bigger dick?

00:38:15.800 Toad or this guy?

00:38:19.060 Toad definitely has a harder dick, I'll tell you that.

00:38:22.420 This is just sad.

00:38:23.740 Especially when I'm looking at this.

00:38:24.720 It literally made me sad when I saw this.

00:38:26.780 And then, like, I am down with pretty much any type of comedy.

00:38:30.260 We just watched people get bludgeoned.

00:38:30.820 This is this one.

00:38:32.340 You're just not a true comedian, Cole.

00:38:35.460 You're supposed to see a dark shit and be able to laugh at this shit.

00:38:38.780 Toad, go ahead.

00:38:39.740 Make it funny.

00:38:40.660 Looking at this guy, though.

00:38:41.720 Looking at this guy, how big do you think his dick was?

00:38:43.720 I think that's a good question to ask him.

00:38:45.020 That is a good question to ask him.

00:38:46.500 What's weird is, like, it's usually the guys with the skinny legs that do have hangers on them.

00:38:52.320 And he has some skinny legs, but he also has a fat fucking body.

00:38:55.420 Yeah, he looks like he has a small dick.

00:38:56.960 All I'm going to say is, like, I can understand why he would be castrated.

00:39:02.900 Because if you're a slave, you should be shredded.

00:39:05.440 You're working 12-hour days in the field.

00:39:07.260 You should have not an ounce of body fat.

00:39:09.140 This guy was obviously, you know, going slow.

00:39:12.180 And sometimes your dick's got to go.

00:39:14.560 This is actually a result of having your shit chopped, honestly.

00:39:18.160 Being a eunuch that fucks with your testosterone.

00:39:21.160 Oh, is that why Toad looks like this?

00:39:22.700 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:23.720 Toad's a eunuch.

00:39:24.300 Toad showed us your dick, but not your balls, Toad.

00:39:28.200 Not your balls.

00:39:29.740 You got to check your balls, son.

00:39:30.900 You got little baby balls, buddy?

00:39:33.420 You got little baby balls up in them, buddy?

00:39:35.320 Toad's the type of nigga that had balls that didn't drop.

00:39:38.820 Yep.

00:39:39.540 Dude, are your balls inside your body, Toad?

00:39:41.420 No, they're out, but they're raisins.

00:39:43.400 No, they're, like, normal.

00:39:45.240 Which one of you faggots said you popped your balls in your body?

00:39:47.960 Somebody said that at some point.

00:39:49.080 That was me.

00:39:49.440 I don't know.

00:39:50.440 I just don't include balls in, like, a dick pic, man.

00:39:52.960 That's not what you want.

00:39:54.740 What I was going to say, Clint, I think you were on to rights.

00:39:56.660 Dude, I literally couldn't even take a dick pic without my balls being in it.

00:40:00.340 What are you talking about?

00:40:01.080 The move is you're on the right track there, though.

00:40:02.980 Clint, I think you're on the right track there, though.

00:40:03.000 You push your finger on it, so it's nothing but balls and take the photo.

00:40:06.200 Yeah, that's great.

00:40:07.740 You couldn't see my balls in your ball meet?

00:40:09.560 You couldn't see my balls in your cock overpick?

00:40:10.120 I don't know.

00:40:12.060 Because you're saying that he's not shredded.

00:40:13.780 So he's not, I think he's not shredded because he's not working in the field.

00:40:17.160 He's back porking the fucking farmer's daughter, and that's why he's so fat,

00:40:21.940 because he's not working all day.

00:40:23.460 So they were like, cut this guy's dick off.

00:40:25.240 No, you guys didn't understand that eunuchs produce less testosterone,

00:40:28.420 thus not being as much.

00:40:29.280 No, I'm saying they cut it off.

00:40:30.380 If you're banging the plantation owner's daughter, you're still going to be shredded.

00:40:34.780 That's still exercise.

00:40:35.580 Right.

00:40:35.740 Not as much to exercise a pick and con.

00:40:39.140 Dude, I was ripped when I was fucking on the daily, like every fucking day.

00:40:42.180 It's because con-picking is actually easy, dude.

00:40:43.140 Well, weren't you also fucking out every day, too?

00:40:45.560 Huh?

00:40:46.280 I don't think you can fucking enough to.

00:40:47.260 Yeah, this is a correlation causation fallacy.

00:40:49.080 You got a lot of pussy because you were shredded.

00:40:51.180 That's true.

00:40:51.780 I guessed.

00:40:52.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:53.160 But I don't know.

00:40:54.120 I don't think you get shredded from fucking pussy.

00:40:56.220 I don't know, dude.

00:40:57.260 Oh, you can.

00:40:57.680 Okay, then explain Ron Jeremy.

00:41:03.000 Huge deck.

00:41:03.840 Yeah, but I bet you he does, like, the puds.

00:41:06.080 Good job.

00:41:06.380 But he's not, like, fucking.

00:41:07.660 I'm thinking of, like, when you're, like, in shape and you're fucking.

00:41:11.020 Ron Jeremy's not fucking.

00:41:12.320 I bet you he's mostly just kind of going slow, doing the fat man fucking moves.

00:41:17.300 Like, where they're not really.

00:41:18.120 But you don't even, like, an athletic dude fucks.

00:41:20.000 And you're, like, getting into it.

00:41:20.940 You're, like, in weird poses.

00:41:22.800 I love that Toad's like, you never watch his videos, have you?

00:41:25.860 Ron Jeremy doesn't have that big of a dick.

00:41:28.060 There I said it.

00:41:30.180 It's, like, a.

00:41:30.980 Yeah, it's fine.

00:41:31.480 Probably a 10-inch or probably.

00:41:32.780 I don't know.

00:41:33.080 Yeah, but for, like.

00:41:33.760 About as big as Albert Pujols is.

00:41:35.460 Was he an athletic fuck toad?

00:41:38.040 Sorry.

00:41:38.480 Cool.

00:41:39.300 No.

00:41:39.540 No, for Ron Jeremy to be a household name, you would think that he had, like, a fucking

00:41:43.700 16-inch dick.

00:41:44.780 It's, like, no.

00:41:45.520 He's just, like.

00:41:45.840 I know.

00:41:46.260 It is weird.

00:41:47.160 It's, like, above average.

00:41:48.420 I don't know.

00:41:48.720 I think what made him super famous is that there was a photo early in his career where he was able

00:41:53.260 to put his erect dick in his mouth.

00:41:55.280 Yeah.

00:41:56.100 That is what it was.

00:41:56.960 I shit you not.

00:41:58.080 That, like, launched him in the stratosphere.

00:41:59.840 Like, oh, this nigga can suck his own dick?

00:42:01.640 That's all you gotta do.

00:42:02.500 I gotta remember his name.

00:42:04.040 We're in a whole new stratosphere.

00:42:05.140 By the way, Ron Jeremy kind of looks like he could be Toad's dad.

00:42:07.740 Anybody notice this?

00:42:08.580 Yeah.

00:42:09.540 I'm the Ron Jeremy of Toad's.

00:42:11.420 This is the method to success.

00:42:12.940 You've gotta suck your own dick.

00:42:14.480 No matter what it is.

00:42:15.720 You've gotta.

00:42:16.500 If you suck your own dick, you're gonna do good in life, man.

00:42:19.540 Dude, this is why our audience doesn't like me, though.

00:42:21.640 It's because I'm always sucking my own dick.

00:42:22.700 If you ever watch the compilations of people sucking their own dick, it's pretty hilarious.

00:42:27.080 I didn't even know if that was a thing.

00:42:28.760 It's hysterical.

00:42:30.680 No, I don't look for that sort of thing.

00:42:33.520 Like, if we do it at work, you just flash it.

00:42:35.020 Be like, look at this.

00:42:35.680 It's just a hyper cut of just, like, different dudes blowing themselves.

00:42:43.320 Yeah.

00:42:43.700 I've had a buddy do that to me at work.

00:42:45.300 Do you think all the famous...

00:42:46.080 There's very few things funnier.

00:42:48.060 Do you think all the famous porn star guys have sucked their own dick?

00:42:51.140 Is that a thing that is, like, correlated among them?

00:42:53.080 I think most of them can't.

00:42:54.960 It's a Jewish test to get into the fucking...

00:42:57.180 It's not so much about the size of your dick as your flexibility.

00:43:00.540 Because, like, does Johnny Sins...

00:43:03.400 Because I think, like, out of the top, like, porn star men that I know of,

00:43:07.100 it's, like, Ron Jeremy, Johnny Sins.

00:43:08.780 And I can't name probably another one after that.

00:43:11.380 And, like...

00:43:12.240 What about our mascot, Peter North?

00:43:15.280 Peter North.

00:43:16.060 Yeah, I know Peter North because it's, like, ropes, ropes, ropes.

00:43:18.560 But this is what I'm saying.

00:43:19.980 So, Ron...

00:43:21.000 Ropes, ropes, ropes, ropes.

00:43:22.540 It sounds like a burlesque show on fucking...

00:43:27.540 Ron Jeremy had ropes, but they weren't anything spectacular.

00:43:30.560 But he could suck his own dick.

00:43:31.420 That's special.

00:43:32.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:43:33.080 Same with Peter North.

00:43:35.160 Ropes, ropes, ropes.

00:43:36.300 Incredibly impressive.

00:43:37.260 So, he goes down in history.

00:43:38.660 I think that you have to have something novel and new.

00:43:41.560 And this is the first to do it, yeah.

00:43:43.160 Like this...

00:43:43.800 I need his dick on there.

00:43:46.000 I need his dick on there.

00:43:46.940 I'm sorry.

00:43:47.360 I can't just...

00:43:47.960 No, I need his dick.

00:43:49.060 Not his face.

00:43:49.620 Was Tyler in the group chat when he sent his dick?

00:43:52.780 Ooh, was he?

00:43:54.020 I'm not doing that at it.

00:43:55.120 No idea.

00:43:55.940 I'm not doing that at it.

00:43:57.540 Top, draw it.

00:44:00.940 Just do that instead.

00:44:02.480 I'm not going to draw you a dick.

00:44:03.580 It doesn't deserve to be drawn.

00:44:04.740 That was disgusting.

00:44:05.700 And it was like an unsolicited dick.

00:44:07.280 I don't want to see that shit.

00:44:08.180 Can we rewind to like...

00:44:10.200 It's kind of cool that the conspiracy theory arena,

00:44:14.180 you're known as being like,

00:44:15.720 we are friendly to free speech.

00:44:17.640 Like, whatever audience...

00:44:18.860 We are not racist on that show.

00:44:21.000 As a matter of fact, I don't even really talk.

00:44:22.520 Not even that racist.

00:44:22.840 David does all the talking.

00:44:24.200 What's crazy is like, I literally...

00:44:25.840 I was more racist about his show

00:44:27.420 because he has that black preacher on all the time

00:44:29.640 or whatever the fuck that guy is.

00:44:31.300 And I was like,

00:44:31.720 you're going to have that nigga on again?

00:44:33.040 And then like...

00:44:33.740 I literally sat down.

00:44:36.320 I sat down to watch Nephilim Death Squad

00:44:38.180 because I wanted to see what it was about.

00:44:39.540 And then I was like...

00:44:40.500 And then I saw...

00:44:41.160 It was 17 episodes about the Book of Revelations

00:44:43.780 and it was two hours each.

00:44:45.180 And I was like...

00:44:45.700 You did 25.

00:44:45.960 I was like,

00:44:46.760 I don't have 40 fucking hours

00:44:48.400 to like figure out what this shit's about.

00:44:51.520 Wait, you have more episodes

00:44:53.240 than actual chapters in Revelation?

00:44:55.860 Yeah.

00:44:56.200 Yeah, dude.

00:44:56.680 For real.

00:44:57.280 And there's 22 chapters in Revelation

00:44:59.500 and we had 25 episodes.

00:45:03.320 How the fuck can you analyze?

00:45:04.640 I guess you can analyze.

00:45:05.580 It's so esoteric.

00:45:06.760 Vamp.

00:45:07.180 Keep vamping, baby.

00:45:08.320 Keep content.

00:45:09.360 Fill my content hole.

00:45:10.820 Come on.

00:45:11.160 Did you pay that guy

00:45:12.600 to dedicate 50 hours of his life

00:45:15.120 to this topic with you?

00:45:16.420 No, he wanted to do it.

00:45:18.300 He loves it.

00:45:19.400 Actually, he's doing pretty good right now

00:45:21.180 because of...

00:45:21.960 I guess the show is getting bigger

00:45:23.560 so he's also gained a lot of recognition.

00:45:26.960 And he deserves it.

00:45:27.420 He's very good.

00:45:28.260 I like what he does.

00:45:30.480 Wow.

00:45:31.040 Well, I'll never watch a minute of it

00:45:32.380 because I'm not watching 50 hours of it.

00:45:35.160 Is there like...

00:45:37.680 Are you going to put out like a summarize?

00:45:39.860 Yeah, could you give me a cliff note?

00:45:41.780 Could you break it down?

00:45:43.000 Fuck you, nigger.

00:45:44.200 Get off my fucking stream.

00:45:46.640 That felt harsh.

00:45:47.660 A cliff note of the book of Revelation is...

00:45:51.580 I don't know.

00:45:52.880 It all ends okay, I guess.

00:45:55.220 He's coming back, baby.

00:45:56.420 There you go.

00:45:56.800 He's coming back.

00:45:57.560 It's going to be all right.

00:45:58.680 He's coming back

00:45:59.260 and then he's going to come back again.

00:46:01.600 No, there's a lot.

00:46:02.380 There's like...

00:46:03.120 Are you non-believers?

00:46:04.060 You're going to be fucked?

00:46:05.860 There's letters to churches of like...

00:46:07.860 They're writing letters to churches

00:46:09.980 and letting them know where they fucked up.

00:46:11.660 That's the first part of Revelation.

00:46:12.920 Second part is John...

00:46:14.460 That's like basically all the New Testament,

00:46:16.920 but go on.

00:46:18.320 This letter to that church,

00:46:19.540 this letter to that church.

00:46:20.640 Y'all fucking suck.

00:46:22.140 Y'all suck dick at this.

00:46:23.980 He's telling them why they suck.

00:46:26.540 Some of them...

00:46:26.860 Some of them...

00:46:27.360 And some of the old churches were like...

00:46:28.720 He's like, you're too accepting.

00:46:29.920 You're like in the...

00:46:30.620 You're allowing gay people

00:46:31.800 to get married in your church.

00:46:33.220 Like you're not...

00:46:34.040 You're being really Jew-y.

00:46:35.200 Yeah, these guys are too religious.

00:46:37.160 One church had a problem

00:46:37.720 with like fucking their mothers.

00:46:39.580 It was a weird...

00:46:40.620 I can't remember which...

00:46:41.520 Yeah, there's a church

00:46:42.880 and they were just like,

00:46:43.660 you got to stop like having incest.

00:46:46.940 It's like, that's where you're sinning.

00:46:48.960 Anyway, so the letters to the church.

00:46:50.720 Then the middle part of it

00:46:51.840 is like John freaking out

00:46:54.040 and he's having like a crazy hallucination

00:46:56.360 about like from the beginning of time

00:46:58.300 to the end of time

00:46:59.540 and how it'll play a lot of symbology.

00:47:01.480 It's super...

00:47:02.840 This book is very like...

00:47:04.400 If you're into esoteric conspiracy,

00:47:07.380 that whole middle part

00:47:08.320 is pretty much that.

00:47:09.320 Then the end part is like judgments

00:47:11.020 and what's going to happen.

00:47:12.040 So it's a really cool book

00:47:13.360 and it's like...

00:47:14.320 It lasted for a fucking long time

00:47:16.260 and people are still reading it

00:47:17.480 and they're like,

00:47:17.880 this is a great book.

00:47:18.240 This is a trippy book.

00:47:18.920 I remember I read it

00:47:19.580 when I was like in high school.

00:47:20.640 I was like, this is fucking wild.

00:47:23.320 Why are you calling it a book?

00:47:24.560 Isn't it just a chapter in the Bible?

00:47:26.300 No, it's a book in the Bible

00:47:27.460 and it has 22 chapters.

00:47:28.560 Revelation is a whole...

00:47:29.080 Yeah.

00:47:29.280 So the Bible just means

00:47:31.120 that it's like a collection of books.

00:47:32.840 So somebody decided

00:47:33.800 to put these books

00:47:34.860 all next to each other.

00:47:35.920 Not even necessarily books.

00:47:37.360 The most of them, like I said,

00:47:38.640 all the New Testament

00:47:39.340 is basically letters to churches.

00:47:41.380 Like this literally wasn't Romans

00:47:42.340 a letter to the Roman church.

00:47:44.160 Corinthians is a letter

00:47:44.780 to the Corinthian church.

00:47:45.520 You're fucking up.

00:47:46.180 You're doing this wrong.

00:47:47.220 Do you know who the authors are

00:47:48.580 of each book in the Bible?

00:47:50.540 Except for Joe.

00:47:51.180 Well, kind of.

00:47:51.920 Some of them we don't know.

00:47:52.960 Or we kind of have a clue.

00:47:53.920 They're all very dubious

00:47:55.400 but people think

00:47:56.180 there's kind of common agreement

00:47:57.620 among most of them.

00:47:58.400 They're all God.

00:48:00.660 They're all God.

00:48:01.880 Written by God.

00:48:03.360 Well, technically

00:48:03.960 if you believe in divine inspiration,

00:48:07.200 yes, they are all written by God

00:48:08.560 because God told the writers

00:48:10.040 what to say.

00:48:10.760 Do you guys believe that?

00:48:12.420 Yeah.

00:48:12.960 Yeah.

00:48:13.120 I mean, technically

00:48:14.020 that's why the Bible's inspired

00:48:16.140 because they're said inspired by God.

00:48:17.320 I mean, there's different interpretations

00:48:18.400 of different denominations

00:48:19.480 of what that actually means.

00:48:20.940 I'm seeing why now

00:48:21.960 Cole knocks out

00:48:23.040 his USB cable

00:48:24.460 from his mic

00:48:24.980 at least once an episode.

00:48:25.940 he does a lot of this shit.

00:48:27.440 I do a lot of this shit.

00:48:28.720 That's very Italian.

00:48:30.260 And it's really like

00:48:31.280 it's a really old wire too

00:48:33.060 and so it's like

00:48:33.940 it's just hanging on by a thread.

00:48:35.360 Dude, mine's hanging on by a thread

00:48:36.400 but I don't do all that.

00:48:38.020 Well, I need to get like

00:48:39.320 the newer ones

00:48:40.000 came with the USB type C

00:48:41.240 and these are still like

00:48:42.220 those mini USB shits.

00:48:43.980 Not content.

00:48:45.680 I was enjoying it.

00:48:47.200 I was learning a lot.

00:48:47.960 I was on a roll

00:48:49.300 with this Bible stuff

00:48:50.160 and then top goes like it.

00:48:51.640 Guys, let's fucking do

00:48:52.300 plugs.

00:48:53.200 Oh, I'm going on

00:48:57.020 tinfoil hat here soon.

00:48:58.220 I was supposed to go today

00:48:58.940 but I'm going on next week.

00:49:00.200 Can that be the segue

00:49:01.600 every time we go to

00:49:02.700 like we pick a new clip

00:49:03.760 or whatever thing

00:49:04.380 from the thing

00:49:04.960 that's the content

00:49:06.800 and it's just so fucking

00:49:08.700 neutered.

00:49:10.480 I want to do a plug.

00:49:11.640 I'm going to do a plug

00:49:12.320 like the most serious plug

00:49:13.360 I've ever done.

00:49:15.140 Toad Show.

00:49:16.220 Better Off Dead.

00:49:17.120 I listen to it every morning.

00:49:18.720 I drop my wife off at work

00:49:20.220 before I come back

00:49:21.300 and I do my work.

00:49:23.200 We listen every day.

00:49:25.120 Like the other day

00:49:25.680 you were late.

00:49:27.180 Yeah, we do.

00:49:28.260 You were late the other day

00:49:29.260 and we like

00:49:29.880 oh shit, I hope he's okay

00:49:31.080 and then you came on

00:49:31.820 and we like

00:49:32.160 alright, we get to listen to him

00:49:33.160 for like five minutes

00:49:33.840 on our commute.

00:49:34.680 Listen to fucking Toad shit.

00:49:36.180 Wait, what time?

00:49:37.260 Does he go live in the morning?

00:49:38.960 Eight in the morning.

00:49:40.000 Yeah, he's like

00:49:40.480 right around the door.

00:49:41.040 You wake up early to do it?

00:49:43.560 I thought you did

00:49:44.660 in the middle of the night.

00:49:45.680 Like 7.45 a.m. usually.

00:49:48.520 Wow.

00:49:48.920 Yeah.

00:49:49.140 During football season

00:49:50.680 I'm doing like midnight

00:49:51.680 Friday night, Saturday night

00:49:53.140 but I'm also

00:49:53.560 Why don't you just do it

00:49:54.020 before you go to bed

00:49:54.780 so you can sit down?

00:49:55.020 I'm also doing every morning

00:49:56.060 because the morning lines

00:49:57.420 like give you more information.

00:49:58.780 Because he does an hour, Clint.

00:50:00.480 But it's good.

00:50:02.260 What I notice about your show, Toad

00:50:03.900 is that

00:50:04.320 I wouldn't listen to it

00:50:06.360 for betting advice

00:50:07.140 but I do like that

00:50:08.280 you recap everything.

00:50:09.620 I think the market is like

00:50:11.040 maybe the market is that

00:50:12.300 he's like recapping the games.

00:50:14.180 What happened?

00:50:15.040 And then you can laugh

00:50:15.920 at his retarded picks.

00:50:17.000 Toad is ESPN now.

00:50:17.600 Did you like my recap

00:50:19.100 of my win on the UCF?

00:50:21.360 That is great for like information.

00:50:23.040 Bouncing up their ass.

00:50:24.280 I will say this.

00:50:25.720 I will say this.

00:50:26.380 Most betting advice shows

00:50:28.400 are truncated.

00:50:29.800 They're very quick to the point

00:50:31.360 like bang

00:50:32.160 you gotta hammer the fucking line here

00:50:33.560 we got plus five

00:50:34.300 I think

00:50:35.660 Toad

00:50:36.360 Shut up.

00:50:37.040 You're selling crack Toad.

00:50:38.360 You're selling crack.

00:50:39.540 Toad is the Joe Rogan

00:50:40.960 of sports gambling advice.

00:50:43.020 He's the market

00:50:44.140 He'll do three and a half hours

00:50:47.180 on a single pick.

00:50:47.960 This man doesn't give a fuck.

00:50:49.320 I love it.

00:50:50.000 It's so funny

00:50:50.620 because people are like

00:50:51.700 sitting there waiting

00:50:52.420 they're like

00:50:52.880 I gotta get my picks in

00:50:53.980 and before

00:50:54.420 and Toad just like

00:50:55.320 let me just break this down.

00:50:57.440 These people are

00:50:57.980 degenerate gamblers.

00:50:59.400 Every bet that I give out

00:51:00.280 you can still make the bet.

00:51:01.540 They're constantly

00:51:02.240 it's like

00:51:02.720 You can still make the bet

00:51:04.720 when I'm talking about it.

00:51:05.580 Toad

00:51:05.760 the only people

00:51:06.480 that want to hear you

00:51:07.220 are degenerate gamblers

00:51:08.440 and they want it now

00:51:09.900 and you're giving them

00:51:10.880 long form content.

00:51:12.420 So it's like

00:51:12.700 Toad

00:51:13.580 it's like

00:51:14.400 having a long form podcast

00:51:16.040 on day trading

00:51:17.240 on like

00:51:17.800 the actual day trades

00:51:18.780 to make it.

00:51:19.380 It's like

00:51:19.540 you have to be

00:51:20.160 this is in the moment.

00:51:21.420 It's not something

00:51:22.040 It's real.

00:51:23.540 So

00:51:23.860 sometimes

00:51:24.660 this

00:51:26.940 will put yesterday's

00:51:29.040 this

00:51:30.860 well

00:51:31.500 yeah maybe you should

00:51:33.040 stop the show.

00:51:33.660 Seeing them

00:51:38.040 seeing them

00:51:38.880 back to back to back

00:51:39.640 like that

00:51:39.980 is like a little bit jarring.

00:51:41.360 So he goes live

00:51:42.900 for an hour every morning

00:51:43.860 and you only listen

00:51:44.600 to five minutes of it?

00:51:45.860 No I listen to the car ride

00:51:47.020 like when I'm in the car ride

00:51:47.900 That means you only get

00:51:48.340 the recap of yesterday.

00:51:50.080 Yeah I don't care

00:51:50.560 I don't care what you're

00:51:51.220 talking about Toad

00:51:51.760 I just like to hear you talk.

00:51:55.560 It's funny

00:51:56.140 in his group chat

00:51:59.080 for his show

00:51:59.740 that he leaves constantly

00:52:01.080 and we have to keep

00:52:02.380 adding him back

00:52:03.100 because he gets upset

00:52:03.880 about things

00:52:04.440 we've decided

00:52:05.900 basically

00:52:06.480 the group chat

00:52:07.520 has decided

00:52:07.920 that Toad

00:52:08.880 is only good

00:52:10.080 for like

00:52:11.500 situational

00:52:12.680 gambling takes

00:52:14.000 like that's it

00:52:14.760 his

00:52:15.820 all his other sports

00:52:16.920 takes

00:52:17.260 garbage

00:52:17.980 like absolutely

00:52:19.100 everybody's just like

00:52:20.060 he sucks so bad

00:52:22.520 at like

00:52:22.960 a player

00:52:24.240 I can say this

00:52:24.980 I can say this

00:52:25.640 is truth man

00:52:26.820 I can say

00:52:27.480 no that doesn't

00:52:28.340 make any sense

00:52:28.820 that's a

00:52:30.020 that's a

00:52:30.400 that's a slogan

00:52:31.020 that has no bearing

00:52:32.240 with the truth

00:52:33.420 whatsoever

00:52:33.880 wait a second guys

00:52:34.860 contrarianism

00:52:35.900 is true

00:52:36.180 that's the most

00:52:36.840 retarded shit

00:52:37.320 I've ever heard

00:52:37.680 in my life

00:52:37.960 Tyler

00:52:38.400 pull up the

00:52:39.640 pedo thing please

00:52:40.560 of this week

00:52:41.120 the pedophile thing

00:52:41.960 please

00:52:42.340 I forgot

00:52:43.080 oh yeah

00:52:44.080 oh there's

00:52:44.760 some more pedophile stuff

00:52:45.720 oh

00:52:46.200 oh the big one

00:52:47.160 oh dude

00:52:47.900 the alley-oop

00:52:48.460 the alley-oop

00:52:49.100 we may have overstepped

00:52:49.880 it

00:52:50.100 no the alley-oop

00:52:51.120 was cool

00:52:51.560 but I mean

00:52:52.220 let's play the alley-oop

00:52:53.300 as he

00:52:54.140 oh shit

00:52:55.280 oh I know

00:52:56.080 the one where it was

00:52:57.040 it was posted

00:52:57.780 like a real thing

00:52:59.140 oh I know exactly

00:53:00.220 what you're talking about

00:53:00.940 by someone that

00:53:01.680 didn't follow us

00:53:02.780 yeah so here's

00:53:04.560 alley-oop

00:53:05.100 pedophile slap

00:53:06.140 this is so dope

00:53:08.040 yeah

00:53:08.340 come up

00:53:09.220 yo back it up

00:53:15.140 because my connection

00:53:15.780 yeah I think

00:53:16.860 I think it's tops

00:53:17.680 actually

00:53:17.980 I think it's tops

00:53:18.800 yeah we're seeing

00:53:19.480 this can

00:53:19.860 it's about

00:53:21.380 it's about two frames

00:53:22.320 a second top

00:53:22.960 yeah

00:53:23.660 sorry

00:53:24.060 can someone else

00:53:24.740 put it

00:53:25.300 Tyler you got it

00:53:27.280 it's in the private chat

00:53:28.500 I'm sorry guys

00:53:29.180 you gotta see

00:53:30.080 you gotta see the alley-oop

00:53:31.040 to really appreciate it

00:53:32.420 yeah the way

00:53:33.400 I just watched it twice

00:53:34.740 and the way he gets slapped

00:53:35.980 and the noise he makes

00:53:36.920 the way he squirms

00:53:38.300 ugh

00:53:39.440 it's like

00:53:40.180 I like it because

00:53:41.100 he whines like a bitch

00:53:42.320 yeah

00:53:43.640 oh yeah

00:53:43.920 he goes

00:53:44.280 uh

00:53:44.800 he's asian right

00:53:47.000 so that

00:53:47.340 it kind of adds to it

00:53:48.460 I don't know

00:53:49.220 you're asian

00:53:49.920 what do it

00:53:51.720 it's not in it

00:53:52.460 oh

00:53:53.920 oh

00:53:54.620 oh

00:53:55.020 oh

00:53:55.620 oh

00:53:56.120 oh

00:53:56.620 oh

00:53:57.620 oh

00:53:58.620 that's an alley-oop smack

00:54:00.020 is what homeboy says

00:54:00.760 this guy is so much bigger than he is

00:54:02.480 I'm surprised

00:54:03.780 okay out of every aisle

00:54:05.820 in the grocery store

00:54:07.360 I would imagine that

00:54:08.160 this would be the aisle

00:54:09.220 that shit would fall off

00:54:10.700 nothing fell off

00:54:11.940 yeah

00:54:12.880 nothing fell off

00:54:13.700 oh what the fuck

00:54:14.660 what's going on here

00:54:15.940 what's going on full screen baby

00:54:17.060 what was the story behind that

00:54:18.500 like how did that guy know

00:54:19.520 who that guy was

00:54:21.700 and that he was a pedo

00:54:22.620 all these pedophile catchers

00:54:24.180 they just do the same thing

00:54:25.100 they like

00:54:25.560 they try to message these guys

00:54:27.120 as like

00:54:28.080 14 year old girls

00:54:29.220 they're all Chris Hansen basically

00:54:30.900 yeah

00:54:31.180 they're doing that shit

00:54:31.900 yes but like

00:54:32.640 very very low budget

00:54:34.080 look

00:54:34.740 I'm gonna be honest

00:54:35.520 obviously the pedophiles deserve to get beat up

00:54:37.900 but

00:54:38.180 I think that

00:54:39.600 there's still something bitch

00:54:41.500 about

00:54:42.100 a bigger dude

00:54:43.340 just like

00:54:44.040 alley-ooping

00:54:44.700 some small Asian

00:54:45.660 you know what I mean

00:54:46.240 yeah they should have a woman do it

00:54:48.620 I mean

00:54:49.940 I'd be fine with someone

00:54:51.100 like taking him up back

00:54:52.100 and putting a

00:54:52.840 you know

00:54:53.340 doing a

00:54:53.880 I don't know

00:54:54.480 we're on YouTube

00:54:55.160 but you know

00:54:55.600 doing a rinky-doop

00:54:56.400 wait wait wait

00:54:57.620 so you're fine with

00:54:58.800 killing him

00:55:00.520 but like

00:55:01.180 this feels more like

00:55:02.600 at least that's more like

00:55:03.640 matter of fact

00:55:04.180 that's more like

00:55:05.180 matter of fact

00:55:05.820 this is like torture

00:55:06.120 yeah exactly

00:55:07.400 it's like a more matter of fact thing

00:55:08.680 like you don't get to exist anymore

00:55:10.220 you're a problem

00:55:11.080 like you're

00:55:12.200 like yeah

00:55:12.620 I'm sorry

00:55:13.120 you're a danger to be on the planet

00:55:15.080 but like I'm not gonna alley-oop you

00:55:16.780 yeah

00:55:17.100 maybe we should start

00:55:18.460 a new pedophile hunter type of genre

00:55:21.140 of like

00:55:21.780 where you just killed them

00:55:22.940 just snuff films of pedophiles

00:55:25.760 I'll be honest

00:55:26.920 if you want to like

00:55:28.280 corner the market

00:55:29.160 you would corner the market

00:55:30.700 rapidly

00:55:31.260 dude

00:55:31.920 can you imagine

00:55:32.500 if Luigi Mangione

00:55:33.760 murdered a pedophile

00:55:34.800 can you imagine

00:55:35.840 like the fucking

00:55:36.840 like dude be killing it

00:55:37.900 like they already love him

00:55:39.100 you know what's funny though

00:55:40.580 then the democrats would hate him

00:55:42.080 oh yeah right

00:55:43.020 the republicans would like

00:55:44.140 think he's a hero

00:55:44.860 dude what's so funny

00:55:46.100 it's like

00:55:46.560 you go to like

00:55:47.220 one of the pedophile hunter conventions

00:55:48.780 and they're like

00:55:49.460 there's the guy that fucking kills him

00:55:51.280 like

00:55:51.780 what if you

00:55:56.460 what if you cornered these pedophiles

00:55:58.180 he's just got a necklace

00:55:59.120 with a bunch of ears

00:56:00.060 from pedophiles

00:56:00.700 everybody else is just like

00:56:04.140 oh we got you

00:56:04.980 you're a pedophile

00:56:05.840 oh

00:56:06.460 and then this guy just comes up

00:56:08.100 like fucking

00:56:08.660 let's do it in the back of their hands

00:56:10.840 just like

00:56:11.420 emotionless

00:56:12.360 just casually

00:56:13.100 as he walks by

00:56:13.940 just comes in the walk

00:56:15.080 no you alley-ooped the little haitian guy

00:56:17.900 into a 45

00:56:18.720 I love it

00:56:21.520 and nothing changes

00:56:22.760 it's like

00:56:23.080 it's all the same

00:56:23.680 it's just like

00:56:24.000 this is you isn't it

00:56:25.200 and they go

00:56:25.700 yeah

00:56:26.240 I guess it's me

00:56:27.620 and then immediately

00:56:28.360 just like

00:56:28.860 completely unfeeling

00:56:30.920 best idea

00:56:31.500 best idea

00:56:32.300 here's the best idea ever

00:56:33.680 alright

00:56:33.940 so I have two ideas

00:56:35.460 number one

00:56:35.960 I'll hit you with the weaker one

00:56:36.960 you corner these pedophiles

00:56:38.720 you make them watch

00:56:39.840 like Lex Friedman or something

00:56:41.220 and that's the entire thing

00:56:42.220 you never even

00:56:42.840 never even

00:56:43.800 but you can't sleep though

00:56:47.140 so it's real torture

00:56:48.000 yeah yeah

00:56:48.640 like you never

00:56:49.120 you never really

00:56:49.920 accuse them or anything like that

00:56:51.640 you just like

00:56:51.980 watch this show

00:56:52.560 and it's like three hours

00:56:53.360 and then it's done

00:56:54.000 and they like

00:56:54.360 think you're gonna call the cops

00:56:55.240 we never do

00:56:55.660 no no no

00:56:56.640 this is the best

00:56:57.180 no hold up

00:56:57.780 at the end of the Lex Friedman

00:56:59.280 you have to ask a question

00:57:00.760 and if he gets it wrong

00:57:01.760 he dies

00:57:02.200 but if he gets it right

00:57:03.060 because he paid attention

00:57:03.940 for three hours straight

00:57:04.800 he lives

00:57:05.660 if he gets it wrong

00:57:08.280 you call the cops

00:57:09.180 if he gets it right

00:57:10.400 you just leave

00:57:11.080 no problem

00:57:11.980 don't care about that kid

00:57:13.040 number two

00:57:13.920 here's my number two thing

00:57:14.880 that you do

00:57:15.300 you tell them to meet me

00:57:16.460 at this spot

00:57:17.140 right on top of this red X

00:57:18.720 right

00:57:19.000 and they go

00:57:19.720 and they stand there

00:57:20.340 and they're looking around

00:57:21.080 for the kid they're gonna meet

00:57:22.180 and you take that kid

00:57:23.100 they're supposed to meet

00:57:23.960 and you throw him out the window

00:57:24.980 on top of their head

00:57:26.300 if they survive

00:57:27.720 the kid

00:57:28.520 if they survive the kid

00:57:30.060 falling on them

00:57:31.020 then they

00:57:32.200 you don't call the cops

00:57:32.800 then you get an article

00:57:34.120 written about you

00:57:34.700 in the 1930s

00:57:36.020 exactly

00:57:36.840 then they can also

00:57:38.000 they can also

00:57:39.260 rape the kid at that point

00:57:40.200 if they want to

00:57:40.780 why are all these street sweepers

00:57:41.300 where is

00:57:43.700 where is Toad's pedophile tweet

00:57:45.520 yeah right

00:57:46.680 we can kind of vamp

00:57:49.080 and prep for it

00:57:49.840 if you guys

00:57:50.260 guys we got a pedo

00:57:52.160 the pedo move

00:57:53.100 we were doing with Toad

00:57:53.720 it got into the wild

00:57:54.560 it went to someone

00:57:55.280 we don't even know

00:57:56.020 please stop

00:57:56.860 just stop

00:57:57.760 I think we overstepped it

00:57:59.600 I'm sorry

00:57:59.900 please stop

00:58:01.120 I don't know dude

00:58:01.980 because I checked

00:58:03.100 he doesn't follow

00:58:04.220 any of us

00:58:05.200 the person that posts that

00:58:06.540 no he's a guy who posts

00:58:07.600 like pedo videos

00:58:08.600 I feel like

00:58:09.560 I feel like top

00:58:09.840 like a legit pedo

00:58:12.480 like hunter

00:58:13.120 I feel like

00:58:14.340 I feel like top DM

00:58:15.380 he looks so funny

00:58:17.020 the guy looks just like Toad

00:58:19.300 he was wearing the same

00:58:21.160 fucking jacket

00:58:21.600 he really does

00:58:23.180 he definitely does not look

00:58:24.360 so somebody put my picture on that

00:58:26.540 I mean

00:58:27.220 dude I'm way sadder

00:58:29.420 he does not

00:58:31.240 I'm way sadder these guys

00:58:32.600 why is this the best we have right now

00:58:34.340 why can't you go to the actual tweet

00:58:36.000 the glasses are different

00:58:37.520 and

00:58:38.140 I don't

00:58:38.820 oh Toad probably reported it

00:58:40.220 I never

00:58:40.720 which I mean was fair

00:58:42.840 what a faggot

00:58:46.340 what a faggot

00:58:47.320 you reported it

00:58:48.120 you fucking dark

00:58:49.120 how dare you report

00:58:51.680 a misleading video

00:58:53.020 that might get you killed

00:58:54.100 free speech baby

00:58:58.340 what was that guy's

00:58:59.260 did you report it Toad

00:59:00.700 what was his ass

00:59:01.560 yeah

00:59:01.860 you reported it

00:59:04.160 you faggot

00:59:06.400 what'd you say

00:59:08.380 did you call it impersonation

00:59:09.540 yeah

00:59:10.340 or

00:59:12.560 yeah

00:59:13.140 I forget exactly what I did

00:59:14.420 yeah targeted harassment

00:59:15.600 you went hey

00:59:16.560 that's

00:59:17.000 you went hey

00:59:18.060 that's me

00:59:18.660 you just went hey

00:59:21.220 that's me

00:59:21.720 and didn't say anything else

00:59:22.820 yeah nobody's allowed

00:59:23.640 to play this video

00:59:24.360 of me getting punched

00:59:25.160 in the mouth

00:59:25.720 no

00:59:26.140 yo when you submitted it

00:59:27.380 when you submitted the report

00:59:28.560 did you say like

00:59:29.360 yeah I look a lot like a pedophile

00:59:30.900 but like that's not me

00:59:32.180 is that what you said

00:59:32.600 the same type of pedophilia

00:59:34.040 this guy Quincy

00:59:35.840 some black dude

00:59:36.820 and he has like

00:59:37.380 20,000 followers

00:59:38.220 I'm gonna try to

00:59:38.880 this has it

00:59:39.880 so it had like 5,000 views

00:59:41.020 and it got a little bit bigger

00:59:42.100 but he just goes

00:59:43.840 child freedom

00:59:44.380 I never wear a coat

00:59:45.820 by the way

00:59:46.420 it's another thing

00:59:47.720 I'm known for only wearing hoodies

00:59:49.320 throughout the window

00:59:49.940 he's like I didn't fuck that kid

00:59:51.300 I don't wear a coat

00:59:51.960 oh god

00:59:53.080 you think I would wear a coat

00:59:54.840 he's literally wearing a coat

00:59:57.540 in the fucking picture

00:59:59.020 in the photo

00:59:59.280 you lying bitch

01:00:00.180 no I'm not

01:00:00.460 that's a hoodie

01:00:01.140 it's a pretty sure

01:00:02.860 is he a zipper

01:00:04.320 dude

01:00:04.600 it is so close

01:00:05.760 it's literally

01:00:06.880 I can see the zipper

01:00:08.120 he's like it

01:00:09.420 and like the shirt underneath it

01:00:10.960 I told you it's a zip up hoodie

01:00:12.280 you dumbass

01:00:13.040 I like how you like that

01:00:14.360 what a weird thing

01:00:15.280 to get animated about

01:00:16.380 so it's probably

01:00:17.600 so it's probably more mad

01:00:18.940 I am not a pedophile

01:00:19.820 I don't wear coats

01:00:21.040 as you can see

01:00:23.720 I get mad when somebody's lying

01:00:26.460 they're not lying

01:00:28.620 no you

01:00:29.320 I'm not wearing a coat

01:00:31.160 in that picture

01:00:31.440 no look

01:00:31.900 your picture there

01:00:35.220 has nothing to do

01:00:36.100 with the video

01:00:36.700 so I don't know

01:00:38.120 what they're lying about

01:00:38.980 that's just a picture of you

01:00:39.900 it's just like

01:00:40.640 they just had a picture

01:00:42.100 yeah

01:00:42.660 they just chose a picture

01:00:43.780 picture unrelated

01:00:44.800 it's insane

01:00:47.760 it's insane

01:00:49.400 it's insane that like

01:00:50.640 if I didn't know you

01:00:52.560 I would have seen this

01:00:53.520 and thought nothing of it

01:00:54.600 I would have been like

01:00:55.060 yeah that's the picture

01:00:55.860 of the guy

01:00:56.240 that's the problem

01:00:57.100 where's the original

01:00:58.120 what kind of numbers

01:00:59.480 does this do

01:01:00.020 I don't know man

01:01:01.700 tens of thousands of likes

01:01:02.700 it only did thousands

01:01:04.040 a lot

01:01:04.600 it did like

01:01:05.680 I believe it was high hundreds

01:01:06.880 it got thousands

01:01:07.540 no last time I saw it

01:01:08.900 last time I saw it

01:01:09.720 it was at 2500 likes

01:01:10.840 it was at

01:01:12.320 yeah it was at a lot

01:01:13.400 I remember it

01:01:14.060 same color as this guy's jacket

01:01:15.720 it had been seen

01:01:16.980 by at least 100,000 people

01:01:18.260 how many likes did it have Toad

01:01:19.420 you know

01:01:19.840 I don't know actually

01:01:21.240 you know a number

01:01:22.560 the last time you saw the number

01:01:23.540 how many views

01:01:23.820 how many views was it

01:01:24.740 I really don't know

01:01:26.400 I was just

01:01:27.420 in an angry daze

01:01:29.260 I remember seeing

01:01:30.620 I remember seeing it

01:01:31.480 at 2500 likes

01:01:32.600 I do remember seeing that

01:01:33.620 yeah I saw 2500

01:01:34.400 I think when I saw it

01:01:35.720 it was like in the high hundreds

01:01:36.700 toad I'm not lying to you

01:01:39.500 it was at 2500 likes

01:01:40.980 when I saw it

01:01:41.520 yes I did too

01:01:42.280 I for sure saw it at 2500

01:01:43.620 it's a wild fucking problem

01:01:44.780 which means

01:01:45.600 which means

01:01:46.260 it's at least 100,000 views

01:01:47.860 I'm sorry I did this to you Toad

01:01:48.080 100,000 people

01:01:49.480 saw you in a pedophile hunter video

01:01:51.480 and then

01:01:52.040 no it's worse

01:01:53.180 because I know

01:01:54.040 I know

01:01:55.160 because I talked

01:01:56.020 I talked to the

01:01:56.940 the dude who posts these videos

01:01:59.020 and he

01:02:00.140 you talked to him

01:02:01.160 he gave me some of the people

01:02:02.760 that were talking to me

01:02:03.380 why are you just now telling us this

01:02:04.560 what

01:02:04.800 what else did you do

01:02:06.640 he's like

01:02:07.380 he's like bro

01:02:08.200 these

01:02:08.620 he gave me like certain

01:02:10.260 ads

01:02:10.740 who were like

01:02:11.140 these guys told me

01:02:12.040 it was you

01:02:12.660 and he was like

01:02:13.440 yeah he has screenshots

01:02:14.920 where

01:02:15.320 there were people who were like

01:02:16.700 mutuals

01:02:17.440 and they were fucking

01:02:18.160 doxing me

01:02:19.060 being like

01:02:19.540 yo this is like

01:02:20.960 wait wait wait wait

01:02:21.680 doxing implies that

01:02:22.820 that's actually you in the video

01:02:23.960 no no no

01:02:25.080 like there were guys

01:02:25.860 telling

01:02:26.400 the guy that posted the video

01:02:28.000 hey this is

01:02:29.240 so and so

01:02:30.120 using my real name

01:02:31.440 libertarian

01:02:32.580 you know

01:02:33.000 presidential candidate

01:02:34.100 that's who he is

01:02:35.200 yeah

01:02:35.960 and calling me a predator

01:02:37.500 and shit

01:02:38.040 wow

01:02:39.020 I mean

01:02:39.980 they tried

01:02:42.240 they tried to get that video

01:02:43.680 they tried to get that video

01:02:45.140 posted with your name on it

01:02:46.960 dude I got into some of their DMs

01:02:48.520 I was flipping out on these people

01:02:50.420 who was it

01:02:51.220 do I know

01:02:51.800 fucking dead to me

01:02:53.100 I don't fucking know

01:02:53.860 they're all like

01:02:54.380 el pulpo

01:02:55.020 people

01:02:55.900 oh

01:02:56.460 they're all just

01:02:58.520 el pulpo

01:02:59.040 see look at this

01:02:59.920 honestly

01:03:00.460 it makes the joke

01:03:01.400 like not even cool

01:03:02.560 because el pulpo

01:03:03.560 once again

01:03:04.180 stealing one of our jokes

01:03:05.560 yeah he stole our joke

01:03:07.180 yeah it was funny

01:03:07.820 when we were like

01:03:08.540 playfully accusing

01:03:09.520 of being a pedophile

01:03:10.340 specifically

01:03:11.200 because el pulpo

01:03:13.700 beefs with me the most

01:03:14.620 he stole my idea

01:03:16.760 that was mine

01:03:18.140 it's still funny

01:03:19.240 I thought I had the premise

01:03:19.920 but I don't know

01:03:20.400 Jose

01:03:20.640 Jose you try and steal it

01:03:22.580 every time

01:03:22.880 it was my idea

01:03:24.260 it was Clint's idea

01:03:25.100 I listened to the show back

01:03:26.300 listen

01:03:26.960 here's the thing

01:03:27.780 it's still funny

01:03:28.700 what happened to Toad

01:03:29.720 is very funny

01:03:30.480 it's hilarious

01:03:31.200 it's just not funny

01:03:32.700 that he steals

01:03:33.460 I know Nicole is like

01:03:34.960 I'm a pulpo supremacist

01:03:36.840 I'm not a pulpo

01:03:37.800 fuck pulpo

01:03:38.660 this nigga

01:03:39.100 again but again

01:03:40.060 just the same way

01:03:41.180 he steals all the rest

01:03:42.100 of our jokes

01:03:42.600 stealing another joke

01:03:43.680 it's funny

01:03:44.580 whatever

01:03:45.340 but you stole another joke

01:03:46.980 it was hilarious

01:03:47.480 you should probably

01:03:48.620 do it again

01:03:49.000 I mean

01:03:49.620 I thought it was hilarious

01:03:55.140 I think Toad

01:03:56.080 is just trying to like

01:03:56.900 lean into us not liking

01:03:59.920 and be like

01:04:00.300 we should all be against us

01:04:01.960 it's just hilarious

01:04:02.880 that you know

01:04:03.600 stuff can get out there

01:04:05.580 that might just get me killed

01:04:06.840 for no reason

01:04:07.800 that is kind of funny

01:04:08.580 it is a little funny

01:04:09.580 here's the thing

01:04:10.600 I don't like about it

01:04:11.500 what I like about it

01:04:12.840 is that

01:04:13.380 it's obviously funny

01:04:14.420 it was my premise

01:04:15.060 I thought it would be funny

01:04:15.900 when it happened

01:04:16.360 it was hilarious

01:04:16.880 but

01:04:17.480 I don't like it

01:04:18.840 that it was someone

01:04:19.400 who doesn't like us

01:04:20.580 that made it go viral

01:04:21.780 if it was one

01:04:22.960 no no honestly

01:04:24.000 if it was one of our fans

01:04:25.440 that had done it

01:04:26.060 I'd be like

01:04:26.720 well that's funny

01:04:27.380 you know

01:04:27.760 they're just trying

01:04:28.260 to get a joke

01:04:28.800 but he tried to put

01:04:29.640 your name to it

01:04:30.360 that's terrible

01:04:30.960 yeah

01:04:31.800 that's not funny

01:04:32.500 guys

01:04:32.940 we're getting

01:04:34.320 we're past an hour here

01:04:35.380 and we haven't played

01:04:36.100 the Lainey Edit

01:04:36.520 Lainey Edit

01:04:37.620 Lainey Edit

01:04:39.380 a Lainey Hobbamok production

01:04:41.560 let's check it out

01:04:43.600 gotta get out of here

01:04:46.420 at an hour

01:04:47.160 so right after

01:04:47.720 the Lainey Edit

01:04:48.260 we'll bounce

01:04:49.260 go ahead

01:04:49.560 let's play that

01:04:50.140 to where

01:04:50.920 we don't go anywhere

01:04:53.060 the pores go away

01:04:54.820 yeah the pores go away

01:04:56.100 oh

01:04:56.960 ugh

01:04:57.580 oh my god

01:04:58.420 what the fuck

01:04:59.300 to my amazing

01:05:02.240 let's do the rain

01:05:05.120 I forgot I was

01:05:12.740 in the forest

01:05:13.880 of the songs

01:05:15.020 it took the long

01:05:16.500 but I can assure you

01:05:18.700 it's on the face

01:05:23.220 like if Tower Gang

01:05:39.660 is cocaine

01:05:40.340 Lainey is cooking it

01:05:41.760 into crack

01:05:42.360 and distilling it

01:05:43.320 and making it

01:05:44.680 that is such a great

01:05:45.580 analogy

01:05:45.860 that's like right

01:05:46.260 then we hit the crack

01:05:47.220 that's exactly

01:05:47.960 Lainey runs a crack house

01:05:49.200 motherfuckers

01:05:51.540 hell yeah

01:05:57.960 I like this bass record

01:06:00.440 Lainey's back on Cap Cut

01:06:04.620 tight grip

01:06:05.760 tight grip

01:06:05.780 on the deck

01:06:06.560 nine

01:06:06.940 now it's time to creep

01:06:08.040 hollow chips

01:06:08.820 in the kitchen

01:06:09.600 all sides

01:06:10.540 in the back

01:06:11.120 what the fuck

01:06:12.400 you're lying

01:06:13.040 damn

01:06:14.080 toad has done

01:06:15.840 what is it at this point

01:06:17.280 toad a thousand hours

01:06:18.120 of content

01:06:18.540 yeah

01:06:19.280 oh yeah

01:06:20.200 I don't even know

01:06:21.420 probably

01:06:21.980 I'm better at talking

01:06:24.820 about sports

01:06:25.420 than you are

01:06:25.820 and you've done

01:06:26.160 a thousand hours

01:06:26.720 I've done zero

01:06:27.300 I've done none

01:06:28.040 none ever

01:06:28.700 we'll just skip it

01:06:29.820 skip in the NHL

01:06:31.700 like it's a vagina

01:06:33.120 guys I think you should

01:06:39.780 start a show together

01:06:40.420 I think you should

01:06:40.880 call it bald

01:06:41.620 oh what the fuck

01:06:48.000 oh well that's off YouTube

01:06:50.160 tower gang hasn't

01:06:55.880 reached the numbers

01:06:57.080 that I think tower gang

01:06:58.200 should have reached by now

01:06:59.120 you've already established

01:07:00.120 that toad is a fed

01:07:01.040 literally the feds

01:07:02.460 have given you a virgin

01:07:03.400 to sacrifice

01:07:04.040 and you guys did

01:07:04.760 a fucking show with him

01:07:05.660 you're supposed to kill him

01:07:06.980 white people are

01:07:13.780 exponentially more valuable

01:07:15.360 than pretty much anything

01:07:16.600 that has any hint of melanin

01:07:17.900 in it

01:07:18.100 let's talk

01:07:18.520 it doesn't matter

01:07:18.980 that's what I'm saying

01:07:19.400 it's like when they were

01:07:20.460 saying three-fifths of a person

01:07:21.600 it was like actually

01:07:22.480 an overestimation

01:07:23.420 I'm thinking like

01:07:24.420 10

01:07:25.160 can we talk about

01:07:32.360 Gabby Petito for a second

01:07:33.240 because that bitch

01:07:33.960 she had it coming

01:07:35.200 I just said

01:07:37.020 how you answer this question

01:07:38.260 is going to determine

01:07:39.040 what happens

01:07:39.680 our racism has been

01:07:41.400 getting a lot more

01:07:42.300 sophisticated

01:07:42.960 the crazy thing is

01:07:53.200 it was probably a white people

01:07:54.420 or a Jew

01:07:55.120 essentially

01:07:55.580 that sold that to them

01:07:56.560 and that's like

01:07:57.020 if you think about that

01:07:57.820 it's like a white person

01:07:58.720 that's incredibly offensive

01:08:00.100 look at that

01:08:00.640 there's so many

01:08:01.140 the spirit of welfare

01:08:02.200 fucking right there

01:08:03.380 at the dinner table

01:08:04.300 literally

01:08:04.900 you

01:08:05.460 I

01:08:06.720 I

01:08:07.260 I

01:08:07.280 I

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01:09:01.800 and have a nigga fucked up

01:09:03.720 he takes Ashley St. Clair's egg

01:09:05.800 and he puts it in his fucking cyber

01:09:07.540 truck chest and he just

01:09:09.740 incubates it there and then spits it out like bird oak

01:09:12.000 literally as we're

01:09:17.860 making these jokes he could be hanging from

01:09:19.900 a rope

01:09:20.240 he's swinging back and forth

01:09:21.920 that one was a little traumatizing

01:09:39.680 I'm not gonna lie

01:09:40.320 that might have been the most violent edit

01:09:42.560 yeah that one fucked me up a little bit

01:09:44.320 if you guys want to see the rest of this show

01:09:46.260 you could scan that QR in the bottom right hand corner

01:09:48.560 if you want to continue to get

01:09:50.680 fucking MKUltrad by Lainey

01:09:53.420 man

01:09:54.640 I'm developing a playlist

01:09:57.980 that will be

01:09:59.080 I'm gonna put the link

01:09:59.980 it's a Spotify playlist

01:10:01.640 I already have like 10 of Lainey's songs

01:10:03.380 and it's a fucking great playlist

01:10:05.540 it's all over the place, it's random

01:10:07.040 but that's gonna be for patrons as well

01:10:08.520 by the way if you want something between the time

01:10:11.300 from now to next week for Lainey edits

01:10:13.580 go to Instagram, the algo right now is crazy

01:10:16.100 it's just straight up just beheadings

01:10:17.680 gang murders

01:10:19.480 don't go there

01:10:20.220 alright guys

01:10:22.920 if you want to catch the rest of the show

01:10:24.920 head over to patreon.com forward slash tower gang

01:10:27.700 the link is in the description

01:10:29.280 if you head there now

01:10:31.180 you can watch the rest of the episode

01:10:32.420 or listen to the episode in its entirety

01:10:33.980 if not, wait a little bit

01:10:35.440 and we will release it to the general public

01:10:37.780 but uh

01:10:38.300 if you want to be a terrorist

01:10:40.220 a towerist

01:10:41.380 tower gang towerist

01:10:43.520 fucking Lainey boy

01:10:44.500 if you want to be a dangerous retard

01:10:46.340 head over there

01:10:46.980 join it at any level

01:10:48.780 and uh

01:10:49.620 catch the perks

01:10:50.500 till next Wednesday

01:10:51.940 see you later

01:10:52.480 I'll see you later

01:10:58.260 go on

01:10:59.540 bye

01:11:00.140 go on

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Tower Gang - February 27, 2025

Ep 217 - Blurred Blacks

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