Tower Gang - Ep 42 - AIDS From the Source w⧸ Robbie Bernstein

00:00:00.680 What's up, retards?

00:00:02.140 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12.

00:00:04.840 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret.

00:00:07.920 Yeah.

00:00:08.980 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:11.920 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes.

00:00:14.040 Come in now.

00:00:16.300 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it.

00:00:20.940 White women must be stopped.

00:00:22.960 That's right.

00:00:24.080 Yeah.

00:00:26.140 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.

00:00:30.000 What?

00:00:30.660 Your ass-to-penis ratio.

00:00:33.240 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.

00:00:35.680 You said nigger.

00:00:36.660 Oh, Jesus.

00:00:37.900 Free!

00:00:39.600 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:00:41.340 Free!

00:00:42.220 Free!

00:00:42.640 Free!

00:00:46.120 Hey, it's Jose Galizón.

00:00:47.820 This is no way.

00:00:48.420 No, I'm just fucking with you.

00:00:49.080 This is Tower Power Hour.

00:00:50.840 Today we have the return of COVID Jesus, Robbie Bernstein.

00:00:55.040 You guys, if you haven't, you should go check out the thumbnail that the beautiful Top Lobster made for us.

00:01:00.880 You can go to the promo code Jose for fucking the checkout.

00:01:07.060 And yeah, here we are.

00:01:08.480 What the fuck is up, guys?

00:01:10.220 What's up?

00:01:10.940 You know, I'm wearing my Clint having an orgasm shirt.

00:01:13.960 Hell yeah.

00:01:14.560 Hell yeah.

00:01:15.560 Yeah, if you don't have Top Lobster gear, you're fucking up.

00:01:18.620 I like Top Lobster.

00:01:19.560 You let them watch you jerk off so you can see that O face with the...

00:01:22.920 That's right.

00:01:23.420 We saw it right before the show as well.

00:01:26.020 And I thought, you guys are going to be jerking me off tonight, I thought.

00:01:28.880 Well, we'll get there.

00:01:31.120 I was going to get a stranger and pretend.

00:01:33.500 I was about to tell one of you guys to make sure to remind people on YouTube because I noticed it still had the link active, but then we were wondering if it would work or not.

00:01:40.920 Because we got dinged for our last episode for questioning, I guess we can call it the religious ritual that happens every four years.

00:01:48.640 I guess that's a safe way to put it.

00:01:51.240 And yeah, so you can't do that.

00:01:53.060 And I have an episode dropping tomorrow upon that exact subject.

00:01:56.480 So it'll be fun to see if that gets hit too.

00:01:58.260 Whatever, who cares?

00:01:59.520 So yeah, you guys should definitely be checking us on an odyssey.

00:02:03.280 We're going to try to figure out ways around this.

00:02:05.080 I don't know if you guys – we kind of talked in the chat about things going forward, but yeah.

00:02:10.340 Can I ask, Jose, you're a very confusing individual.

00:02:13.720 You got a Mexican name.

00:02:15.240 You're white.

00:02:16.200 You talk like Mike Tyson.

00:02:17.940 You look like a white nationalist.

00:02:19.740 And then you got nerdy shit behind you.

00:02:21.380 I can't figure this out.

00:02:22.900 All of these are true.

00:02:26.340 Basic fed behavior is basically what it is.

00:02:28.980 I'm an enigma.

00:02:31.540 I don't know what to say.

00:02:32.600 I mean, the name's made up.

00:02:33.820 I like it because I feel like I don't really ever get much pushback for the craziest shit I say online.

00:02:39.900 So I think some of it's too because people think I'm a minority.

00:02:42.620 And whatever.

00:02:43.080 I'm cool with that.

00:02:43.900 I'll play off that card.

00:02:44.880 I don't give a shit.

00:02:46.420 It works.

00:02:47.220 Jose, will you do me a favor and say – will you do me a favor and say I'll eat your – is to Allah?

00:02:53.020 You'd have to say that again.

00:02:56.580 I'll fuck you to you, Lummi faggot.

00:02:58.440 Forget it.

00:02:59.680 Yeah, that's what I want to do.

00:03:01.120 I was going to say, at least Jose said enigma without the hard R on it.

00:03:05.260 So we're okay.

00:03:06.380 Enigma?

00:03:07.660 Do you have a nice apartment or did you just find one nice corner to film from?

00:03:14.640 He's renting one office.

00:03:16.160 He's in some business lobby.

00:03:18.540 He's renting a corner.

00:03:22.260 He's in one of those high rises in Miami.

00:03:24.120 He's just like, hey, I just need a – I have the down payment.

00:03:26.920 Don't worry about it.

00:03:27.380 I can do first month up front and last month, and I'll get in there.

00:03:31.160 I just need a corner.

00:03:31.940 That's it.

00:03:32.680 It's a cubicle.

00:03:34.060 It looks like he's in like a corner of like a bank lobby.

00:03:35.900 It's going to make it easier for him to just jump away, I guess, if a crazy white woman gets a little bit too crazy for him.

00:03:46.780 Oh, fuck.

00:03:50.780 So, bottom shit himself.

00:03:52.260 My connection is too bad.

00:03:53.260 I'm going to head out.

00:03:54.020 I'm sorry.

00:03:54.640 I love you guys.

00:03:55.340 Damn it, Clint.

00:03:56.320 Oh, damn.

00:03:56.980 Oh, dude.

00:03:57.580 Damn it, Clint.

00:03:58.380 It's not that bad.

00:03:59.600 If anything, it's kind of –

00:04:00.440 Why is it going good right now?

00:04:02.700 When you're leaving, it's just like –

00:04:05.220 I know.

00:04:05.520 If it starts clipping again, I'm going to cut.

00:04:08.700 To answer your question, Robbie, if you can actually hear me, which I have no idea if you can.

00:04:11.940 Yeah, I got a decent apartment.

00:04:13.700 I'm only here for six months.

00:04:14.860 I'm still going to be traveling the country to figure out where I want to live, but it's all right.

00:04:17.680 I got a water view, bro.

00:04:18.680 Dude, if you know how many times I've wung a bad connection on podcasts and just been like, oh, they stopped talking.

00:04:25.300 Okay, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:04:30.080 All the part of the problem episodes are just you just actually have a bad connection, and that's why Dave talks so much.

00:04:35.380 It's just –

00:04:36.020 I mean, mostly not, but there have been episodes of just bad connections, and like I'm just waiting for someone to stop talking,

00:04:43.760 and then I just – and I'm like, I hope it matches up with whatever the fuck they were saying.

00:04:48.680 What? No, and here's the other thing I always notice.

00:04:50.860 Like, his camera, like in – like his video is always like perfect.

00:04:54.800 It always looks so good.

00:04:55.800 Even when you're in studio, it's usually – it's like all pixelated and shit.

00:04:59.680 I don't understand that.

00:05:01.240 It's the gas digital curse.

00:05:03.140 They're trying to make sure people think I'm unattractive so that no one wants to sleep with me,

00:05:06.700 and then I don't feel better about myself and demand more money for everything I do on the show.

00:05:10.580 So it's a vicious maneuver that they pulled to make sure I look bad in all footage, but it's been working.

00:05:16.340 Like, Robbie is the fat girl that like hot chicks get to have with them.

00:05:20.820 That way they look great by comparison.

00:05:22.500 That's basically what's going on with that.

00:05:24.520 I mean, it's as if Dave needed the help, you know?

00:05:28.980 What do we think about Dave's beard that he's been growing?

00:05:32.820 I mean, I think it's great.

00:05:33.900 I think he needs to keep it at that length, maybe even like an eighth of an inch shorter,

00:05:36.720 that like short, full look.

00:05:38.340 I think – I dig it.

00:05:39.860 I'm all for it.

00:05:40.660 But you know it's really just because he's got all this shit going with his – he's got a newborn and stuff.

00:05:45.420 Like, he's fucking not getting shit for sleep probably right now.

00:05:48.340 I mean, then again, I don't know.

00:05:49.660 He could – go ahead.

00:05:50.500 Did he die, though?

00:05:52.020 Did it seem to turn less gray between two of the episodes, or did I just invent that?

00:05:57.140 That'd be so much worse.

00:05:58.820 Maybe.

00:05:59.660 I want to call it the part of the problem just for men scandal of 2021.

00:06:04.240 We're going to start seeing him, like, whiten his teeth and, like, get a little touch of gray.

00:06:12.560 We're going to see the touch of gray coming in soon, just on his hair, too.

00:06:17.060 Oh, we lost him.

00:06:18.420 We lost him.

00:06:19.560 He was just – he couldn't keep up.

00:06:22.820 He has to figure out how to afford rent, so, you know, I don't blame him for dipping out.

00:06:27.220 He's got a nice corner to pay off.

00:06:30.020 I kind of want Dave to wind up with, like, that really, like, long, homeless-looking beard look.

00:06:35.640 You know what I mean?

00:06:36.080 Like Jack?

00:06:38.280 Yes.

00:06:38.680 From Twitter or whatever?

00:06:39.580 Yeah.

00:06:40.140 No, I don't know.

00:06:41.180 I don't think he'd look good with a long beard.

00:06:42.540 I do dig it.

00:06:43.220 It's funny.

00:06:43.740 Like, a few weeks ago, I negged him about, like, he always does this shit where he has, like, short stubble, and he kind of grows it out a little bit and shaves it.

00:06:49.720 And I'm like, what are you doing?

00:06:50.600 Like, let it – let it come out.

00:06:52.420 Like, I don't know.

00:06:53.180 What are you – what are you hiding from?

00:06:54.360 It's like – I didn't know if it was, like, some Jewish thing, and there was weird rules about shaving.

00:06:57.860 I don't fucking know.

00:06:58.540 And there's something about the neck.

00:06:59.460 I don't know what it is.

00:07:00.460 He's actually Samson.

00:07:01.680 He's actually just Samson from the Bible.

00:07:03.680 And he's just –

00:07:04.340 You'd know, Robbie.

00:07:06.020 He's incredibly strong.

00:07:07.260 On the real, though, what's the rule?

00:07:08.380 I know there's, like, a Jewish thing with, like, the neck or something in there with the shaving.

00:07:11.060 I don't think Dave's beard practices are reflective of Jewish law.

00:07:17.040 I don't think that's his approach there.

00:07:20.120 My whole head's a violation of Jewish law.

00:07:22.040 You're not supposed to shave down the corners.

00:07:24.160 You're supposed to leave that.

00:07:25.560 And then they also don't shave with razors.

00:07:27.920 I don't know.

00:07:28.320 There's a whole thing.

00:07:29.040 They got laws on everything.

00:07:30.560 You name a topic, they wrote laws on it.

00:07:32.680 So is that why there's such a thing with, like, the fucking – I don't know what you call it.

00:07:36.660 That, like, balding top and that side thing.

00:07:38.700 Almost that monk look.

00:07:40.240 You think, like, people get that.

00:07:41.600 They just shave it.

00:07:42.400 I don't know if that's a –

00:07:42.880 You're talking about what Toad does?

00:07:44.920 Basically, yeah.

00:07:46.100 Well, that's why they have the arm look, all right?

00:07:48.320 It's to cover up the bald spot.

00:07:49.740 And it's to make it look like – it's to replace the tip that you lost when you got circumcised.

00:07:56.900 There you go.

00:07:57.200 You got to it.

00:07:57.900 You got to it.

00:07:58.480 Yeah.

00:07:59.040 The reason the acidic guys got the curls is because you're not supposed to, like – you're not supposed to cut the hair over here.

00:08:04.380 So they take it a little bit more literal that you're not supposed to cut it at all versus, you know, the other ones who say you're just not allowed to do what I do.

00:08:12.520 So it is so funny how some of these, like, rules with Jewish stuff get, where they just get so literal with shit.

00:08:18.380 But, yeah, I don't know.

00:08:19.440 I mean, that's the whole topic.

00:08:20.400 I'm, like, really interested.

00:08:21.460 I want to go deep into, like, Jewish law, but I would totally throw off the whole thing.

00:08:24.620 When you're literally, like, walking around in the desert for 80 years, you're going to have to figure out something to, like, keep people in line from getting out of hand, man.

00:08:32.140 Like, you can't just let them, you know, grow their hair out and be – you know, have uncircumcised penises that you can just start sucking and fucking.

00:08:41.120 No, it's not going to go.

00:08:41.900 That's why they got circumcised, right?

00:08:43.340 Because all the sand would get up in the tip of the penises.

00:08:46.400 Oh, is that a real thing?

00:08:48.040 Living up in the desert, you end up with too much sand in your wiener?

00:08:51.640 Maybe.

00:08:52.260 I don't know.

00:08:52.640 I mean, there might be something there.

00:08:54.560 All those Arabs out there.

00:08:55.140 Were any of you guys rocking full helmets?

00:08:57.820 No.

00:08:58.360 No.

00:08:58.640 No.

00:08:58.880 No.

00:08:59.620 No.

00:08:59.860 Wow, you guys were talking that big foreskin game and you just –

00:09:02.500 No, I – Toad, what – I know me and Toad both got it later in life.

00:09:07.600 Like, how old were you, Toad?

00:09:08.560 I know you always bring this up.

00:09:10.460 Three.

00:09:11.480 You didn't get circumcised until you were three?

00:09:13.620 Yeah.

00:09:14.420 I was like something – I can't remember exactly what it was, but it was like eight or nine for me.

00:09:17.940 It was retarded.

00:09:18.940 What?

00:09:19.180 What?

00:09:19.340 My parents have a moment with you where they were like, you can't handle your foreskin.

00:09:22.780 That's it.

00:09:24.160 I don't know what it was.

00:09:25.540 You're taking it.

00:09:25.760 It would be really funny if that was –

00:09:28.200 It would be really funny if that was –

00:09:28.320 She wasn't when I was a kid.

00:09:28.940 No.

00:09:29.520 Remember like the whole like argument is just like, oh, it keeps it clean.

00:09:32.580 You don't have to worry about cleaning it.

00:09:33.560 It would be really funny if just like you get up to your 16 and then your parents decide if your dick stinks too much.

00:09:39.660 It's like if you're not washing your dick.

00:09:41.140 And they're just like –

00:09:42.040 They're just like, all right, you didn't keep your dick clean.

00:09:44.080 Time to cut it off.

00:09:44.920 Just snip it right off.

00:09:46.940 Is that an operation at that point?

00:09:48.860 Like you go in and they put you under or is –

00:09:51.380 Yeah.

00:09:51.900 I remember they like – I remember they brought me to the hospital and I knew what was going on.

00:09:55.560 I was not cool with it.

00:09:56.780 I was like, what the fuck?

00:09:58.220 Like, no.

00:09:59.660 And I remember they like – they were trying to give me the pills, the doctors to like put me under.

00:10:04.820 And I was like, nope, not fucking doing it.

00:10:06.800 Nope.

00:10:07.320 And then they like – and then after like an hour or so, they brought some like orange juice.

00:10:10.800 Like, all right, we'll just enjoy this.

00:10:12.400 I was like, oh, cool.

00:10:13.020 Fuck yeah, orange juice.

00:10:13.860 And I tasted like – this tastes like shit.

00:10:15.760 And I was like, oh, fuck.

00:10:17.460 Like, they slipped up and your dick was gone.

00:10:20.800 Why would your parents do that to you?

00:10:23.160 You know what?

00:10:24.040 Like, I don't know if my mom was retarded, but like fucking – I remember I was a bedwetter when I was a kid.

00:10:29.880 And they – for some reason –

00:10:31.780 They were punishing you.

00:10:33.220 Why did they – instead of cutting off, why did they staple it shut?

00:10:36.440 Like, what the hell?

00:10:37.460 I know, right?

00:10:38.340 I mean, this was the 90s.

00:10:39.640 It was a different time.

00:10:41.300 Science was a whole other fucking thing.

00:10:42.900 Like, they gave me some reasoning that they'd heard somewhere that that might make a difference.

00:10:46.820 And my mom also made some vague religious argument because we were very religious.

00:10:50.680 I, like, went to Christian school.

00:10:52.100 We were, like, Christian, so –

00:10:53.440 Wait, and Christians don't like circumcised – I mean, uncircumcised, they like a cut?

00:10:57.880 Yeah.

00:10:58.280 I mean, I guess –

00:10:59.240 Yeah, I was raised Christian as well, but –

00:11:02.540 I was raised Christian, and it was very few – very few that were uncircumcised, I'll tell you that.

00:11:06.820 And I remember – and it's also a weird thing because I remember there was one guy in college – because I went to a really Christian college.

00:11:12.620 And there was one guy in our friend group that we found out was uncircumcised.

00:11:17.060 And we, like, ridiculed the shit out of him.

00:11:19.280 But looking back on it now, I'm like, damn, that guy has a good – like, he's – it's like – his sex is going to be better.

00:11:25.360 Like, I mean, he's got, like, a – you know, he can jerk off a lot easier than we can.

00:11:30.440 I mean, he doesn't – you have to use lube all the time.

00:11:32.420 Like, we were making fun of him.

00:11:34.860 Dude, you don't know how traumatic that shit is.

00:11:36.660 I'm sure it's a baby.

00:11:37.520 Maybe it's not a big deal for me.

00:11:38.420 I remember having to, like, put gauze on my shit, and, like, it was ridiculous.

00:11:42.420 Like, I remember having to, like, unwrap it every time I had to piss and then wrap it back up.

00:11:46.200 It was fucking ridiculous.

00:11:47.980 What the fuck?

00:11:48.400 Yeah, I was – I definitely wish I kept my foreskin.

00:11:51.720 That would have been a lot cooler.

00:11:52.500 Your mom sucks, dude.

00:11:53.820 I'm sorry.

00:11:54.900 You were also really – like, 9 or 10, you were really close to, like, jerking off age to where –

00:11:59.680 imagine if they waited just a little bit longer and you already got used to jerking off with a foreskin,

00:12:04.140 and then they sniped that shit off?

00:12:05.820 Oh, man.

00:12:06.640 Well, that's why they did it.

00:12:07.720 They were like, oh, shit, he's going to start jerking off, and it's going to feel as good as possible.

00:12:11.080 So we got to get rid of this.

00:12:11.360 Dude, I started baiting at an early age.

00:12:13.700 I don't know if it was before or after.

00:12:16.060 You guys talked about it on a recent episode.

00:12:18.440 I wanted to talk about it.

00:12:19.140 Do you guys have the same issue?

00:12:20.600 I was jerking off before anything was coming out.

00:12:22.820 And I remember freaking the fuck out when something came out and being like, what is going on here?

00:12:27.280 I remember I asked my dad, and he was like, oh, fuck.

00:12:31.720 No, but –

00:12:33.280 He was just like, don't, don't, don't.

00:12:36.960 And just really quickly, my parents were not, like, that terrible,

00:12:39.760 and I don't know why I actually got circumcised when I was three,

00:12:43.380 but I know it was during – it was during another surgery that I was having for an inguinal hernia,

00:12:49.480 which is, like, in the groin area.

00:12:51.640 And they figured they might as well do a little operation, make sure they had a penis there.

00:12:55.820 I guess that's how it went down.

00:12:58.200 I don't remember having any traumatic shit happening.

00:13:00.940 I don't really remember anything when I was three.

00:13:02.960 But as far as Jose's question, I don't really remember jerking off and, like, shooting blanks,

00:13:08.720 except for the day that I did it 32 times, obviously.

00:13:11.920 You jerked off 32 times in a day?

00:13:16.100 Yeah.

00:13:16.540 Something like that.

00:13:19.160 It might have been 27 or something.

00:13:19.920 Something that's a very specific number.

00:13:23.420 I mean, when you get that high, you make a note of it.

00:13:25.020 Well, basically, when it gets over 20, does it even matter anymore?

00:13:27.400 Do you even, like –

00:13:28.560 Why did you partake on that?

00:13:32.480 What was it like – you're like – firstly, how old were you?

00:13:36.300 I think I was, like, 23.

00:13:38.360 You were 23, and you're like, hey, I got the day off.

00:13:40.860 Let's see what we can do here.

00:13:42.940 Yeah, pretty much.

00:13:44.940 Let's go for the record.

00:13:45.600 Oh, by the way, here's another little tidbit.

00:13:47.780 He didn't use lube at all.

00:13:49.100 He went dry the whole day.

00:13:51.760 Dude, do you even use lube for beating off?

00:13:54.220 Like, I've never used lube.

00:13:56.120 No.

00:13:56.960 Oh, it's next level.

00:13:59.760 I don't know.

00:14:00.640 I've not noticed much of a difference, to be honest with you.

00:14:03.160 I mean, obviously, it's better when you have a nice, soft hand,

00:14:05.240 but I don't know.

00:14:05.560 The lube throws it off.

00:14:06.680 I've tried it before.

00:14:07.680 I just – I don't know.

00:14:08.460 The lube throws – like, what are you – are you fucking dry pussy, too?

00:14:11.520 Or are you just, like, it throws it off?

00:14:12.860 I like my dry hand.

00:14:14.340 I'm sorry.

00:14:15.380 Pussy and a hand are way different things.

00:14:17.100 It's a whole different game.

00:14:18.000 I don't know.

00:14:18.300 I like the grip.

00:14:19.100 I don't know what to tell you.

00:14:19.980 Like, you lose the grip action when you fucking –

00:14:22.220 I'm just going to say I'm thoroughly disgusted by this entire conversation.

00:14:26.860 We disgusted Robbie the Fire, and that makes me feel pretty nice.

00:14:29.960 I was going to talk about the one time I was doing it, which was early on,

00:14:34.040 when I had started jacking off and blood started shooting out of my thighs.

00:14:38.140 What?

00:14:39.280 What?

00:14:40.320 Are you for real?

00:14:41.140 I can't tell if you're being for real or not.

00:14:42.840 Like, no one knew.

00:14:43.680 I don't know.

00:14:44.360 Come on.

00:14:44.940 I don't want to hear about this at all.

00:14:46.220 These are things you keep to yourself, Toad.

00:14:48.340 Yeah.

00:14:48.880 I'm telling you what I'm talking about.

00:14:49.940 Just go get your –

00:14:51.500 Go get your fucking foreskins back and put it together, all right?

00:14:55.360 Oh, my God.

00:14:59.440 Dude, Robbie, I just want to say this.

00:15:00.820 I always love hopping into your streams and just, like, throwing out wild shit

00:15:05.320 just to get you sidetracked.

00:15:06.820 Like, it is one of the funnest things.

00:15:08.300 Like, I see you, and you're like, I'm going live, and I'm like, oh, hell yeah.

00:15:10.500 I get to be in the chat and just throw out random questions to you,

00:15:14.880 and then you see them, and you're like, ah, damn it.

00:15:16.380 I got to answer this one.

00:15:18.480 It's one of the funnest things I do.

00:15:21.300 Well, you're the engineer.

00:15:22.260 You're supposed to come over here and build me a fort in the middle of my living room.

00:15:24.920 When are we doing that?

00:15:26.100 Dude, I –

00:15:26.920 That's right.

00:15:27.900 Okay, here's the thing.

00:15:28.700 I've never been north of Virginia,

00:15:30.780 so me and my wife really want to go up to, like, New York sometime and up there.

00:15:35.260 Like, we really want to go to Porkfest.

00:15:37.560 That was the next, like –

00:15:39.320 Because we went to –

00:15:40.180 So we were at Tomless 2000, and we got done with Tomless 2000,

00:15:42.920 and she was just like, man, I want to do more of whatever that is.

00:15:46.780 And I was just like, all right, well, I mean, there's –

00:15:48.620 Come to the shelf for my end of year thing.

00:15:50.560 Toad, you going to be there?

00:15:51.420 Yeah.

00:15:52.120 Yeah.

00:15:52.660 I'm out for that.

00:15:53.440 And then we can build a fort in my living room.

00:15:57.180 By the way, it's going to cost an arm and a leg.

00:15:59.560 A bunch of fucking rookies over here.

00:16:02.620 Hey, inflation by that time, the wood's going to be like 10 grand

00:16:06.640 just to build a little shed in your apartment, man.

00:16:10.300 We'll figure out shed lights.

00:16:11.340 On the real, Robbie, have you guys – over at Gas, you guys talking at all about moving at all?

00:16:15.760 Because I know New York's getting wild.

00:16:17.220 I know it seems like a lot of y'all – I know not everyone's ideologically where we're at,

00:16:21.760 but, like, I know it seems like most people are not about all this Coov shit.

00:16:25.800 So I don't know if you guys have any plans going forward because it's probably –

00:16:28.980 I mean, you would think after a while it might die down in New York, but I don't fucking know.

00:16:33.340 Honestly, I think we're at the end of the corona thing.

00:16:35.980 You think so?

00:16:36.820 Yeah.

00:16:37.020 How do you think?

00:16:37.360 Yeah, I think that's the way I'm seeing the tea leaves.

00:16:41.520 The reason for that is the way the reporting's happening now.

00:16:45.040 I think they want to push the global warming shit.

00:16:48.540 And so we're at the end of COVID because they kind of can't fear monger on both.

00:16:52.380 They got what they needed out of the COVID story.

00:16:54.560 So it's going to end up happening with COVID.

00:16:56.060 All right, I think it's partially just a numbers thing,

00:16:59.900 and I guess that this is not going to be as entertaining as us talking about jerking off our dicks.

00:17:04.320 No, dude, I'm way bored.

00:17:05.520 No, no, we'll get back to it.

00:17:06.500 We'll get back to it.

00:17:08.020 No, no, you got to realize before the mandates, 50% of the country said no to getting vaccinated.

00:17:13.780 50%, right?

00:17:14.840 It's different since the mandates.

00:17:17.700 But now that there are booster shots and they're making the recommendations for kids,

00:17:21.160 how many people that were originally in the yes category are going to say no to that?

00:17:24.960 But I'm going to venture to guess the compliance is going to be closer to 25%.

00:17:28.880 And they're still in the game of wanting to be in control, right?

00:17:32.780 So if that many people are saying no to their policy, they have to walk it back.

00:17:36.260 Same thing happened with Fauci with Christmas when he was like,

00:17:39.060 hey, we're not sure about Christmas and everyone freaked the fuck out.

00:17:41.680 So he just walked it back and he's like, oh, we were wrong about the science.

00:17:44.720 It was a glitch.

00:17:45.400 Like, no, he knew exactly what he was saying.

00:17:47.500 He wasn't expecting that reaction.

00:17:49.360 And he realized like, oh, we can't exert that much control or leverage here.

00:17:52.960 So he walked it back.

00:17:53.880 You're already, firstly, the story's starting to turn on Fauci.

00:17:57.300 The NIH is starting to release.

00:17:58.840 Oh, yeah, he did fund that stuff.

00:18:01.160 Media organizations that usually aren't critical of them are starting to be critical.

00:18:05.600 Even Colbert is starting to make jokes about these booster shots.

00:18:09.400 I'm telling you, I think what's going to happen, the numbers aren't going to change.

00:18:12.700 There's nothing that's going to be different about Corona,

00:18:15.000 except they're going to stop fear mongering.

00:18:16.580 And I even saw today and some scientist was like, it is what it is.

00:18:20.140 At this point, Politico put out an article saying that they're going to stop campaigning

00:18:24.680 around it because there's Corona fatigue.

00:18:26.600 So here's what's going to happen.

00:18:28.060 Nothing will change about Corona, except they're going to walk back from the mandates because

00:18:32.340 they so many people I could be 100% wrong.

00:18:34.760 This is just my thoughts from yesterday and today of, hey, I think this is what's going

00:18:38.700 to happen.

00:18:39.120 But just like this is my read.

00:18:41.580 They want to start pushing global warming.

00:18:43.140 I don't think they can fear monger two things at the same time.

00:18:45.880 It's almost like script writing.

00:18:47.120 If you've ever read Save the Cat, he talks about double mumbo jumbo, which is like it's

00:18:52.080 a great concept for script writing.

00:18:53.320 Like I'll believe in a movie with zombies, right?

00:18:55.760 But like if you want me to buy in for zombies and that also like that there's I don't know,

00:19:00.700 like like lightsabers.

00:19:02.660 All of a sudden people like, but this is too much.

00:19:04.420 Like it's a single mumbo jumbo.

00:19:06.100 Like you have, you pick one thing and people will go with you on that.

00:19:09.080 You can't do two different things.

00:19:10.620 It just becomes too much.

00:19:12.020 So I think they're going to bail on Corona.

00:19:13.960 They're going to switch over to global warming.

00:19:16.160 Nothing will change about COVID except they won't be reporting it in the same way.

00:19:20.400 And we'll just kind of go back to like life before end.

00:19:22.880 No apologies.

00:19:23.660 No, nothing.

00:19:24.640 Just kind of move on.

00:19:25.500 Do you think it's going to be like a, um, I think I saw, maybe it was malice talk about

00:19:29.760 this, but it was like, they're just going to, they're going to announce that they basically

00:19:33.540 beat COVID that we won that whatever.

00:19:35.700 Or you think, no, you think this is going to stop.

00:19:37.860 I always thought that they were going to be like, Hey, we got it.

00:19:41.320 We beat it.

00:19:42.100 And then they'll just point to some, whatever fucking like our mandates works or whatever

00:19:47.520 worked.

00:19:47.980 They'll point to some fucking study that you're like, it's down like 10%.

00:19:51.480 I don't know what it seems.

00:19:52.400 And then there'll be like, okay, we're done with this.

00:19:54.200 And then they'll move on.

00:19:55.360 Like, I still think they were going to try to spin it as a win, but I, yeah, you might,

00:19:59.800 you could be right.

00:20:00.360 I think you're right over time that if people ask, they'll go, well, yeah, we got the vaccines

00:20:04.640 out and now death rates are here and it's only a disease amongst the unvaccinated who

00:20:09.100 have chosen all of a sudden, all the personal Liberty stuff that we've been talking about

00:20:12.740 is going to come back and go, uh, people have the option to get it.

00:20:16.200 The boosters are available if they want it thus far spikes.

00:20:19.380 It's just, they're just going to kind of walk back from everything that they've been saying

00:20:22.900 for a couple of years and just let it return to normal.

00:20:25.240 So yeah, I mean, as it is right now, like they're not really even talking about death

00:20:30.820 rates, right.

00:20:31.520 As far as I know, because they're really low at this point, they're just talking about

00:20:34.680 cases and they could at some point just reduce the amount of testing and then just stop talking

00:20:39.280 about cases and be like, well, there are fewer cases now or something like that.

00:20:42.580 The only thing that might make me a hundred percent wrong, I would say, here's the biggest

00:20:46.540 risk factor.

00:20:47.560 I do somewhat fear that they kind of see an economic collapse or some other catastrophic event

00:20:54.280 taking place.

00:20:55.340 And so they're really exerting their control over like crucial aspects of society to ensure

00:21:01.480 the fact that like they remain as the protected class.

00:21:05.480 Uh, and so it could be that they want to keep this lie and like, so that people aren't maybe

00:21:11.120 to cool inflation that they don't actually want that much employment, or maybe they just

00:21:15.120 kind of still want people at home for some other reason.

00:21:18.060 Like it could be that they don't want to return to normal ever because like there, it's almost

00:21:23.280 like a supply, it's like a price control issue where they're trying to like mitigate the

00:21:28.460 economy and you can't just stop.

00:21:30.480 You can't just, once you stop it, you're done.

00:21:32.620 Yeah.

00:21:32.840 Yeah.

00:21:33.140 I don't think that's our current situation, but I'll just say that's the, that's the only,

00:21:36.680 like they already got Trump out of office.

00:21:38.660 They've already moved a lot of vaccines.

00:21:40.840 Yeah.

00:21:41.380 I don't think the dad is ever going to turn around in their favor.

00:21:44.500 Like as the variants come out and you got to take more boosters and the people who weren't

00:21:49.480 vaccinated, aren't like, you know, the young, healthy ones that we've been saying don't

00:21:53.500 need to get, like, I don't know what new dad is going to come out that all of a sudden

00:21:56.840 better supports their story.

00:21:58.760 And I think that they now have a bigger incentive to try and push their global warming agenda.

00:22:03.840 So I think they're just going to kind of move on from this.

00:22:05.900 Do you think they're going to hit it just as hard?

00:22:07.820 The global war, the climate change.

00:22:09.980 Oh, you think it's going to be like, it's going to be like, okay, like COVID was this,

00:22:14.500 we believe that climate change this and they're like, they're going to be like, Hey, we've

00:22:18.360 already trained you that we have to take drastic measures in order, like drastic, centralized,

00:22:23.340 socialized measures to protect your safety.

00:22:25.880 And if you thought Corona was bad, the extreme risk to our planet and death is even worse.

00:22:30.560 So we need to take this even more seriously.

00:22:32.420 It's like, this was the training exercise, uh, because it was more immediate and tangible,

00:22:36.940 but you have to realize how much worse this global warming thing is.

00:22:39.980 And I even read this stat today.

00:22:41.420 So I'm starting to really do my homework on global warming.

00:22:43.560 Uh, cause I do think it's going to be the big issue for next year.

00:22:46.220 But, uh, there's this guy, I think I only know his last name.

00:22:49.240 It's Bjorn, B-G-R-O-R-N.

00:22:52.220 He's got Bjorn, Bjorn.

00:22:53.720 Bjorn.

00:22:54.240 All right.

00:22:54.440 And that's the way it's Swedish, man.

00:22:56.000 Let's go.

00:22:56.600 Okay.

00:22:56.880 There you go.

00:22:57.820 I know he, I listened to his audio book.

00:22:59.920 He has a great audio book.

00:23:01.000 I think, uh, I forgot what it is, but I, I heard this great staff from today, which

00:23:04.560 is if you look over the last hundred years, like your big claim.

00:23:06.700 Okay.

00:23:07.120 So you go, listen, you've got hurricanes and you've got like these severe weather storms,

00:23:12.620 but we've had those forever.

00:23:13.780 So what is the fear?

00:23:14.880 Are you saying that more people are dying because of these events?

00:23:17.700 And so like, because of global warming, there's more death because there's more of these severe

00:23:22.440 weather patterns.

00:23:23.260 That that's exact.

00:23:24.480 That's the picture that they're trying to paint.

00:23:26.200 But if you actually look at the numbers, death because of climate incidents, like people

00:23:31.820 dying because of weather is down 99% over the last hundred years.

00:23:36.520 And that's because of technological developments where poor people are inside of like fixed

00:23:41.540 structures.

00:23:42.040 And we have more wealth and resources to actually combat changes in the climate.

00:23:46.180 So their entire just fucking storyline of, Hey, listen, we need to survive on earth and

00:23:52.340 it's becoming less hospitable.

00:23:54.040 The data doesn't support that.

00:23:55.840 And then the other thing, which we'll point this out all day, I have this joke in my end

00:23:59.300 of year thing, um, which it's going to work better with graphics, but it's like all this

00:24:04.480 talk of, Hey, you know, it's me.

00:24:07.000 We could go nuclear.

00:24:08.180 If you're really concerned about fucking fossil fuels and carbon emissions, we can go nuclear.

00:24:13.220 I, my joke is, this is like, if there was a dude in the desert and he's like yelling,

00:24:17.260 I'm dying of first, I'm so thirsty.

00:24:18.920 And you're like, dude, there's water right fucking there.

00:24:21.340 And he's like, no, no, I'm going to die.

00:24:22.720 I'm third.

00:24:23.100 It's like the water's right fucking there.

00:24:24.840 Don't tell that, that nuclear power, you're really concerned.

00:24:27.640 It's right fucking there.

00:24:28.680 The solution's there.

00:24:30.020 You're obviously being full of shit about this whole thing.

00:24:32.920 Yeah.

00:24:33.440 Yeah.

00:24:33.520 The military thing is like, I really want a Dr. Pepper.

00:24:35.960 Give me a Dr. Pepper, not water.

00:24:38.180 Like what the hell, man?

00:24:39.260 The military thing is probably the biggest thing too.

00:24:41.760 Cause like, or one of the biggest things, like the nuclear and the military, cause it's

00:24:45.160 like for them to be pushing this shit and they're the worst fucking offenders is insanity.

00:24:50.620 Like, I don't know the stats, but I'm sure you probably do Robbie or one of you guys.

00:24:54.420 But like, I know the, the military is like one of the worst offenders when it comes to

00:24:57.740 the number, I'm pretty sure it's the number one polluter.

00:24:59.980 Like, I like, maybe not the, it's the number one polluting like entity in the world.

00:25:06.040 It's not like, it's not bigger than like China pollutes more than anybody, but like the number

00:25:10.120 one entity is the military itself pollutes more than anybody.

00:25:13.340 Just the burn pit thing sounds absolutely fucking insane.

00:25:16.900 Oh, you mean the, uh, the Biden fucking killer?

00:25:20.040 Yeah.

00:25:20.220 No, I mean, yeah, but I mean, I don't know the whole story over there, but essentially,

00:25:23.840 you know, you got all this military planning, you're spending billions of dollars.

00:25:27.320 You're building these military bases and then they're just burning everything instead

00:25:31.080 of figuring out some sort of a garbage solution and then all the chemicals from all the rubber

00:25:35.840 and everything they're burning.

00:25:36.940 It's just manure and chemicals.

00:25:38.420 And like, apparently there's high cancer rates among soldiers, but I haven't done much research

00:25:42.700 on that one.

00:25:43.500 Yeah.

00:25:43.720 I can tell you, I can tell you, I mean, I was an aircraft mechanic for in the air force

00:25:48.460 for like 11 years and fucking, we, we fucking run so many goddamn like flights for no fucking

00:25:55.660 reason when it really, we don't need to.

00:25:57.480 So, and we waste so much goddamn fuel.

00:25:59.860 It's like nothing, it's insane how much fuel we run through.

00:26:03.240 So, I mean, there's that as well, as much planes are going all the fucking time for training

00:26:08.080 missions when they don't really need to there.

00:26:09.920 Cause I mean, anyone in the military has been in for a while and there was a bureaucratic

00:26:13.000 nonsense that's there.

00:26:14.700 So yeah, that's a huge thing as well as much fucking.

00:26:18.520 And I didn't want to bring up, I had a Jeremy Kaufman on my show to, we covered David Freeman's

00:26:23.920 part of, uh, Erica's handbook.

00:26:25.840 And he kind of mentioned, I guess Friedman has a good argument for why global warming

00:26:29.900 may not necessarily be a bad thing.

00:26:31.960 Cause he kind of goes into, uh, how like it actually may make it.

00:26:36.200 So certain areas are more profitable and so on and so forth.

00:26:39.480 So it's not this like foolproof thing that global warming is necessarily bad.

00:26:43.860 And he's not even denying that it's like a thing.

00:26:46.040 He's just saying that like it in some areas it's actually profitable for, for, uh, global

00:26:50.940 warming.

00:26:51.500 So this assertion that we have gone, I've seen two arguments along those lines.

00:26:55.480 One is they believe that there might've been a cooling period if it wasn't for the man-made

00:27:00.120 carbon emissions.

00:27:00.880 And so like we might've had more death because of some sort of a cooling incident that's neither

00:27:05.320 here nor there.

00:27:06.000 You can go do your research on that one.

00:27:07.960 I've also heard Alex Jones claim that carbon actually leads to more like greeneries.

00:27:13.420 I guess it creates a more favorable environment for like trees and greens.

00:27:16.660 So like that kind of balances itself out.

00:27:18.940 Also haven't researched that one that much.

00:27:21.700 The argument that I take to, that makes the most sense to me is that like the solution

00:27:26.780 to if the planet is changing is economic growth.

00:27:30.380 Like if we just kind of stay the course, we're going to bring poor people out of poverty.

00:27:35.120 We're going to be able to afford the tools to combat it.

00:27:38.080 And we will get to like, I mean, I heard the Bjorn, Bjorn, Bjornie, Bjornie.

00:27:43.280 Let's call him DiGiorno.

00:27:44.120 Let's just go with that.

00:27:45.020 DiGiorno?

00:27:45.840 Yeah.

00:27:46.420 Delivery.

00:27:46.940 The pizza man.

00:27:47.900 He's not delivery.

00:27:49.380 No, he was like, you look at, there were time periods where we had, um, problems because

00:27:54.620 of the technology of the time, such as like horse manure, but we just evolved past that

00:27:58.760 to the point where we got to cars, right?

00:28:00.620 If they had just mandated a way like horse and buggies and shit, like, and shut down the

00:28:04.540 economies, I don't know that you get to cars.

00:28:06.140 And I'm sure there's a lot of other examples like that, where it's like, there are economic

00:28:10.640 solutions that come from technological developments.

00:28:13.320 And the way that you get there is by continuing to grow economic, like, and we, it's like, they're

00:28:18.500 always fucking saying we're running out of oil.

00:28:20.240 We managed to get by on less materials.

00:28:22.680 Those are the developments that we do.

00:28:23.880 We managed to find these things in areas that we couldn't, we managed to pull electricity

00:28:27.440 out of things.

00:28:28.080 We didn't realize we could pull electricity from it.

00:28:30.640 It's like, if, if we allow the freedom model, I understand.

00:28:34.260 Yes, there is global warming.

00:28:36.080 Is it fatal?

00:28:37.180 I don't believe so.

00:28:38.160 I believe that it's being unbelievably overstated, even if it was like, not only just overstated,

00:28:44.020 like their lines, just the same as the COVID stuff.

00:28:47.280 It's nuanced.

00:28:47.900 It's like COVID is a virus and it kills some people.

00:28:50.760 If you're young, we should have just all gone about our lives and gotten natural immunity.

00:28:55.360 We would have been over this thing sooner.

00:28:57.020 And also, if you really think that there's this epidemic that's killing old people, then

00:29:00.980 you should probably have the young people working so that we have more resources to kind of care

00:29:04.860 for the old.

00:29:05.740 But just put that all aside.

00:29:07.320 They lied about the stats about that.

00:29:09.080 It's the same thing here.

00:29:10.360 There is man-made contribution to some sort of a global warming.

00:29:14.360 I don't think it's catastrophic.

00:29:15.940 I think if we totally ignored it, we would solve the problem just through economic development

00:29:20.660 before it became catastrophic in any way.

00:29:23.280 And if you really think the planet's fucking changing, right, then you better start building

00:29:27.820 the technology so that we can fix it and survive it.

00:29:30.120 The solution is not going, hey, we're going to invest in green energies that's going to bail

00:29:34.620 BlackRock out of their investments.

00:29:36.240 Yeah, yeah, I agree with you on that.

00:29:39.060 And as you were saying before, I have seen the media trying to do this pivot to climate

00:29:44.220 change.

00:29:44.680 So I do think that that is where they're going.

00:29:47.020 And I don't know if they're going to be able to actually propagandize people in the

00:29:51.380 way that they did with COVID because, well, I mean, before COVID, like the right, like

00:29:57.660 basically all, like even like Republicans, I remember like I watched Ben Shapiro.

00:30:01.640 I used to watch Ben Shapiro a lot.

00:30:02.680 Like all of those types are already have been against like global warming for forever.

00:30:08.760 Like they already don't believe it.

00:30:10.380 They like, I don't think it'd be really hard to push right wingers already.

00:30:15.100 Like the ones because they may have taken COVID, but I mean, I mean, I don't know if

00:30:20.440 I buy that.

00:30:21.080 The government, what?

00:30:22.340 I don't know if I buy that.

00:30:23.380 I feel like the right has been buying more and more into the global warming thing as time

00:30:27.640 goes on.

00:30:28.300 And, and I mean, I, I kind of recall what you're getting at because I used to be big

00:30:31.900 into like Crowder and Shapiro like five plus years ago.

00:30:34.320 So I don't follow them as much now, but the vibe I get, I mean, I'm in my little bubble,

00:30:38.420 so I don't pay attention to them as much now, but the vibe I get from the right is that they're

00:30:41.740 kind of buying more and more into it.

00:30:43.300 And I feel like they are primed, you know, after COVID, you know, like if anything, they

00:30:48.240 might be, just be happy to move on to the next thing and be like, fuck yeah, we're done

00:30:51.220 with this COVID shit.

00:30:52.060 But so I don't, I don't know.

00:30:54.180 I mean, yeah, it is, it is pretty crazy though.

00:30:56.780 It is pretty crazy though.

00:30:57.640 Looking back because they have pushed like either global warming or, or climate change

00:31:02.380 for years now.

00:31:03.640 I remember like in the seventies, they were talking about peak oil.

00:31:06.400 Like they were talking about, like, we were going to be out by like 2000.

00:31:09.820 Like there's going to be like a cult leader who keeps getting called on the bluff and somehow

00:31:13.620 manages to like keep going with it.

00:31:16.120 But it's this thing about the experts, like, and basically like if, if nothing has proven

00:31:22.100 it more than COVID itself of like, trust the experts.

00:31:25.880 Like, I think we'll be hearing that about like climate change people.

00:31:28.920 The problem is they're going to throw out Greta Thunberg and be like expert.

00:31:32.420 Yeah.

00:31:32.600 Her like the fucking retarded kid.

00:31:34.580 Yeah.

00:31:34.780 She'll, she's fine.

00:31:36.520 I also think it's funny.

00:31:38.580 Cause now, like when I read these CDC reports, they came out with a report yesterday, the CDC

00:31:43.600 basically claiming that, uh, like, uh, vaccination provides five times greater immunity than having

00:31:50.280 had COVID.

00:31:51.240 Now, I don't understand how they were coming out with that report when both Israel and England

00:31:56.660 came out with the report saying the exact opposite.

00:31:59.060 So like, how do you have two exact opposite studies?

00:32:01.880 Right.

00:32:02.560 So I tried reading through the CDC study and in every single CDC thing, like on the last

00:32:08.480 page, they go like here.

00:32:10.960 I forget the exact word that they use.

00:32:12.560 They go basically like here, here's where this might be.

00:32:15.340 Like there might be errors or here's what our data doesn't account for.

00:32:18.380 And then there's two pages of things that they know that their shit's not accounting

00:32:22.500 for.

00:32:22.760 So it's like, well, so how much of a lie is what you're putting up?

00:32:25.900 It's almost like if I said, I am worth a billion dollars and here's why I'm worth a

00:32:31.460 billion dollars.

00:32:32.420 And then you just have a headline.

00:32:33.660 Rob Bernstein's worth a billion dollars.

00:32:35.120 Forbes publishes Rob Bernstein's worth a billion dollars.

00:32:37.420 And I go, but you have to, you have to assume for the following math, which is that I've

00:32:41.980 never earned a billion dollars.

00:32:43.360 I'm actually in this level of debt.

00:32:45.400 Like, you know what I mean?

00:32:46.300 So it's like, is what you put on top, even remotely factually accurate.

00:32:50.640 Once you start accounting for all the kickers you're putting on the bottom, it's like a con

00:32:54.200 It's like any contract in the world that has insane fine print.

00:32:57.840 It's like here, sign this contract.

00:32:59.720 It's going to make you rich.

00:33:00.680 And then the fine print, you're actually going to owe me money.

00:33:03.000 Now I might be overstating that, that CDC study or the ones that I'm seeing, but every

00:33:08.760 single one of them has a huge section of fine print that, so I don't know.

00:33:12.300 I'm not a scientist and I drink a lot.

00:33:14.400 I can only, this is the funniest thing is just like, did you expect you would be the

00:33:18.740 guy that would be too fucking crazy, dude?

00:33:22.540 He's covered Jesus, man.

00:33:24.000 I said, I failed stats four times in college.

00:33:26.620 I failed, I failed fucking calculus three times.

00:33:29.780 I'm not good with Matt.

00:33:30.820 I don't like stats.

00:33:32.180 And it's interesting to me that no one else is like breaking down this information.

00:33:36.780 And it's also entirely a volunteer effort for me.

00:33:39.520 It's also crazy to me that if I look at the media man landscape, some of the shit that

00:33:43.260 I'm covering, I don't know how many other people are really covering it.

00:33:46.160 And like, and I, I, I have a pretty good track record now of being right.

00:33:51.040 So it's crazy for me that I'm unpaid, right.

00:33:53.840 And is the last person on the fucking planet that should be doing this fucking research.

00:33:57.780 It's like, it's like you and Tom Woods.

00:34:00.220 It's like the two guys that are out there.

00:34:02.400 Tom Woods is at least a lot smarter than I am.

00:34:05.140 It's like, you don't even really have to be that good smart, that smart.

00:34:07.720 You just need to be able to read through the bullshit.

00:34:09.100 Like, you don't have to know math.

00:34:10.380 You don't just stats.

00:34:11.120 You just need to be able to read the shit and go, where could this be off?

00:34:14.400 Obviously then you go ahead.

00:34:15.660 No, no.

00:34:16.280 Here's what you do.

00:34:17.020 You're right.

00:34:17.640 And you're wrong.

00:34:18.340 You don't need it to be able to flag like, Hey, I think this person's lying to me.

00:34:22.540 So like, I'm actually really good with sales and marketing.

00:34:24.920 And it's actually pretty simple.

00:34:26.520 Like, here's the simple way to look at it.

00:34:28.560 If someone has good and clear information, they will give you good and clear information.

00:34:33.680 Best example, when Merck came out and they're like, Hey, look, our product has a 50% reduction.

00:34:37.940 And then they also ran the study in, and at risk categories leads me to believe I haven't

00:34:43.020 done full research on that.

00:34:44.280 And I'm pretty sure they just rebranded Ivermectin, but, uh, but they had clear information.

00:34:53.520 And it's probably good when people don't have clear information, they're trying to hide

00:34:58.680 something.

00:34:59.000 When there's some sort of like a weird spin or angle on the way they're presenting it

00:35:02.520 to you, your bullshit radar should instantly go off and go, why are they presenting it

00:35:07.540 in this obscure way?

00:35:08.760 Like, why can't they just put it in a straightforward way?

00:35:11.120 And usually it's because there's something not true about it.

00:35:15.140 Um, now figuring out what's not true about it, that's where it gets very difficult.

00:35:19.980 And you kind of need the stats and math degree.

00:35:22.040 So like, for example, that CDC thing there, I can, I can tell you, it's probably not true

00:35:27.540 that you've already had three studies saying that, um, it has that, uh, natural immunity

00:35:33.040 is better.

00:35:33.940 And then I also know that the vaccines are only, there aren't really designed for, or

00:35:40.120 good against variants.

00:35:41.440 So how can it be that if I have natural immunity, that's more robust, it's not as good as your

00:35:45.800 single thing that needs a booster shot every six months.

00:35:48.460 How's that even possible?

00:35:49.400 Like logically, it doesn't make sense to me.

00:35:51.300 And how do you have a very convenient study for the exact narrative that you're trying to

00:35:55.280 combat?

00:35:56.060 And then I can look at it and go, oh, well, you got weird kickers in here, but you actually

00:36:00.040 need a real health expert to go in there and tell you here's exactly what they

00:36:03.900 did to manipulate the data.

00:36:05.200 And that I can't quite do.

00:36:06.920 Yeah.

00:36:07.460 But I mean, just throughout like the history of viruses, like things that we're already

00:36:11.300 familiar with, we kind of know that that is the case when you have like viruses do mutate

00:36:16.100 because they're going to try to stay alive.

00:36:17.520 So like the flu, like viruses like that have done that.

00:36:20.460 And we have the flu shot and it's the same thing with the flu shot where it really only

00:36:24.040 winds up being like 30% effective or something because it targets a specific strain and you

00:36:29.060 might just not target the right strain or whatever the case may be.

00:36:32.660 And I think there is maybe a decent argument.

00:36:35.840 I think there is probably a pretty good argument that the vaccines cause the virus to actually

00:36:39.700 accelerate its mutations as well.

00:36:42.840 Oh yeah.

00:36:43.280 Yeah.

00:36:43.480 I've heard that and that's probably true, but you know, no one in the medical, the like

00:36:47.920 normal medical community is ever going to address that one.

00:36:51.180 And now we're going to get this episode taken down too.

00:36:53.840 No, we're on Odyssey, so we're good.

00:36:55.460 We're good.

00:36:56.600 Dude, uh, actually speaking of Odyssey on the live chat, we have three, you, by the

00:37:01.840 way, people, you can send super chats and we, uh, like, I don't know, uh, people were

00:37:05.440 complaining to it because you weren't putting up any chats at all.

00:37:07.840 And they were like, are they reading the chat?

00:37:10.340 Wait, what do you mean?

00:37:12.100 Oh, people were really upset.

00:37:13.740 They were like, uh, are you not putting like reading the chat?

00:37:15.800 I don't, I don't see the Odyssey chats, I guess.

00:37:18.400 Oh, okay.

00:37:19.100 Well, uh, somebody said man-made global warming, actually global warning is fake and gay.

00:37:25.280 Um, then Spud Ruckus said, Robbie, not the math hero we need, but the one we deserve.

00:37:31.780 I like it.

00:37:32.820 Where are you seeing this at, uh, Cole?

00:37:35.000 I have the stream up.

00:37:36.540 I have the stream up.

00:37:37.280 Oh, okay.

00:37:37.820 Okay.

00:37:38.100 Cause I don't see the stream yard thing.

00:37:39.940 Okay.

00:37:40.240 Okay.

00:37:40.500 Yeah.

00:37:40.680 In stream yard, we're not getting, we're only getting the, you have to, you have to open it

00:37:43.760 up actually on your like computer or something.

00:37:45.800 And then, uh, libertarian podcast review, Tyler Janky, who we had on last week and got

00:37:50.300 taken down, um, it said big fun of our, the fire.

00:37:54.380 When is Robbie versus big J COVID debate?

00:37:57.140 I would love to do that.

00:37:58.200 I mean, I don't, I would love to do that.

00:38:00.520 I don't think that would be, uh, fun for J per se.

00:38:05.100 Firstly, J is one of the greatest comics ever and he's super hilarious.

00:38:08.820 I'm going to guess in a COVID conversation, I've done more homework and that's just not fun

00:38:12.780 for him.

00:38:13.580 It was so funny, man.

00:38:15.220 It was so funny on him on Legion of Skanks talking about you.

00:38:18.120 Like that was, it was cracking because he was like, yeah, I was sitting there in a bar

00:38:21.940 and Robbie, the fire is just talking my ear off about him.

00:38:25.980 Yeah.

00:38:26.080 I'm not going to get my side of that story, but I'll just say it didn't happen the way

00:38:29.440 he reported it.

00:38:30.320 Or at least in my recollection, it did not.

00:38:33.040 He made it funny.

00:38:34.000 He's a comedian.

00:38:34.840 He embellished a little bit.

00:38:36.320 You know, that's what y'all do.

00:38:37.360 I mean, you're probably safe, safe to do it here considering we probably just have way

00:38:41.520 less viewers now that we're fucking, you know, it says here we have zero.

00:38:46.800 I, I have, I, at the end of the day, I'm trying to be a comic.

00:38:50.480 Jay's a lot more successful and funnier than I am.

00:38:52.660 So God bless.

00:38:53.560 I wish I was him and I didn't have to research all this COVID stuff so that people would

00:38:57.340 listen to me.

00:38:58.200 I'd rather be him telling dick jokes.

00:39:00.340 So the fact that I managed to catch him in a conversation about a topic that comedians

00:39:04.380 shouldn't know anything about, I'm not going to declare myself the victor.

00:39:08.780 By the way, I was watching, um, uh, answers the internet tonight, which is a really funny

00:39:13.380 show on YouTube.

00:39:14.780 If you've never seen it.

00:39:15.860 Yeah.

00:39:15.960 The one bar still.

00:39:16.580 It's hilarious.

00:39:17.100 I love that.

00:39:17.680 Um, and I saw like Chris DiStefano on there and I saw, I was watching Chris and I was like,

00:39:22.360 that's fucking Robbie the, like, I don't, I don't know if this is a really weird thing

00:39:26.140 to do to other, like compare comics to other comics, but while I was watching Chris, I could

00:39:30.020 only think of your cadence and like, fuck it.

00:39:32.140 The way you talk.

00:39:32.780 Like it was, it was like, I was watching Chris and I was like, Oh, that's like Robbie

00:39:36.080 the fire.

00:39:36.580 Like, I don't, I don't know why it just kind of clicked for me there, but Chris is also

00:39:40.640 a great comic.

00:39:41.120 So sadly him and I started around the same time and he's got a way better career.

00:39:47.200 I think I was there when that guy did like his first open mic, but he's like giant

00:39:50.640 and gorgeous and then MTV picked him up and then he had all those great stories about

00:39:54.120 his dad and boom.

00:39:56.160 Yeah.

00:39:56.800 It's because Robbie is all ugly and pixelated.

00:39:59.480 So even in person.

00:40:01.440 Yeah.

00:40:01.740 Yeah.

00:40:02.380 What's crazy too, is you're all both gay.

00:40:04.320 And so like, and they chose like, yeah, I was like, I thought you, you know, if you

00:40:08.780 just should have dated him, maybe, or, you know, maybe you just, you should actually

00:40:12.500 David and give him AIDS.

00:40:13.880 And then when he dies off, just fill his place and be like, uh, yeah, that was just

00:40:18.580 Robbie.

00:40:19.080 I thinned down and lost that hair.

00:40:20.420 You know, how good looking would he be?

00:40:21.940 Yeah, exactly.

00:40:23.280 I mean, I'm getting the natural immunity, man.

00:40:25.460 He wants to get the natural immunity for everything, including AIDS.

00:40:28.400 So that's the only way to keep a natural immunity is you got to get it from, you know, as authentic

00:40:35.060 of a source as you can.

00:40:36.280 I got mine direct from a monkey.

00:40:37.900 That's the way I did it straight to the source.

00:40:41.560 Yeah.

00:40:41.900 And I, I had the monkey fuck me.

00:40:43.560 I didn't even fuck the monkey.

00:40:44.800 That's what I did.

00:40:45.580 And I wanted to make sure that I got it.

00:40:47.020 Cause I didn't want to have to like have sex with monkeys more than once.

00:40:49.180 I lined up a whole bunch of them.

00:40:50.320 I greased up my ass.

00:40:51.280 So I bent over the whole, the whole monkey village railed me out.

00:40:55.660 That's where you go.

00:40:56.440 So you went to Rikers, right?

00:40:58.520 No, he, he went to Africa and before, before he even flew to Africa, he didn't get vaccinated

00:41:03.740 against malaria either.

00:41:04.900 He just intentionally got malaria before.

00:41:06.780 I already made the better joke.

00:41:08.020 Shut the fuck up.

00:41:11.180 They were both good.

00:41:13.000 God damn it.

00:41:16.160 Oh my God.

00:41:17.040 How was, by the way, how was comedy?

00:41:18.100 I know you're doing your, uh, summer porch.

00:41:19.640 Well, your summer porch store is technically over, I guess, but like, dude, uh, dude, we

00:41:24.040 summer porch store.

00:41:25.060 It was the best summer porch store yet.

00:41:26.520 And now I'm working on this, uh, end of year thing, which, uh, you know, I, I, last year

00:41:31.160 was fucking awesome.

00:41:31.940 This year I'm doing way more city.

00:41:33.200 So, and last year when I filmed it, I managed to kick over my own recording gear, which

00:41:37.720 was not a win.

00:41:40.240 Uh, this year I got a person who's actually, my friend Gus is going to come out and film

00:41:44.000 it.

00:41:44.280 So, uh, hopefully get a good tape of it.

00:41:46.240 And then, dude, I don't fucking know, like I'm working my ass off on this thing, which

00:41:49.760 is great.

00:41:50.080 I like having a project, which I can be hyper focused on.

00:41:52.500 And then I also like a project that I have to work on at home.

00:41:54.740 Cause then I have an excuse not to leave the house.

00:41:56.720 Uh, but come 2022, I got to figure out a new plan to be doing more standup and crafting

00:42:01.760 some stuff.

00:42:02.600 So I'm not good right now.

00:42:04.060 Yeah.

00:42:04.680 You've been, you've been all over the place.

00:42:06.420 So like, where has been like, where's been the best place you've been to like during the

00:42:10.900 summer porch store and everywhere.

00:42:12.080 Where's been the worst place you've been to?

00:42:14.160 Uh, well, my gigs are fucking fun.

00:42:16.100 Cause like I'm bringing the party and it's my fans are showing up.

00:42:18.860 So I don't know that any of them were like, maybe not your gig, but just like,

00:42:22.500 just the plate, like the city or the, Oh, you know, that's interesting.

00:42:26.180 Cause like, I know that I, I need to leave here.

00:42:28.500 So like, I I've been paying a little bit more attention to like the aesthetics of locations

00:42:32.180 to like a little bit, just a little bit.

00:42:35.580 I got to say, I was surprised by how nice, like aesthetically Rochester was.

00:42:39.680 I actually kind of dug that city.

00:42:41.080 Not that I hung out all that much, but I was like, ah, this place is kind of cool.

00:42:44.060 I'm trying to think what place I thought was just like fucking trash.

00:42:47.380 Like, I was just like, I hate this.

00:42:48.780 I would never want to spend more time here.

00:42:50.420 But where have I gig that was just the problem also is sometimes like, Oh, Nashville.

00:42:55.100 I was very unimpressed with Nashville.

00:42:56.560 I enjoyed the gig a lot.

00:42:57.820 The gig I did was a lot of fun.

00:42:59.300 We did a fun gig on my friend's farm, but Nashville is a city.

00:43:02.600 I was just like, I hate this fucking city.

00:43:04.640 Well, it is.

00:43:05.440 That's one of the places everybody's going to too.

00:43:07.800 Yeah, I know.

00:43:08.400 And there's a lot of dumb sluts there.

00:43:10.060 So there's really no reason why I should have been that anti that.

00:43:13.380 I, but, uh,

00:43:14.320 I know.

00:43:16.600 And they were just, they were on the prowl.

00:43:18.160 They were looking for it, but I, I, you know, it's cause I couldn't even pull it off in that

00:43:22.480 setting.

00:43:22.780 So I was like, fuck this town.

00:43:27.260 On the real, how much trim do you pull for being part of the problem, dude?

00:43:30.880 Cause like we went to fucking Tom was 2000 recently.

00:43:33.880 I was blown away how much being a niche micro celebrity gets you fucking like, we're just

00:43:38.880 some retards on the internet.

00:43:40.200 And like, I can't tell you how many people are like, Oh my God, I love your show.

00:43:43.780 And I'm like, dude, being somebody like you that actually has like a legit fucking show.

00:43:48.040 I'm like, you pull so much ass.

00:43:49.500 Yeah.

00:43:49.840 You know what?

00:43:50.360 I'm going to, I shit.

00:43:51.600 I'll just lie.

00:43:52.480 It's great.

00:43:53.100 So much.

00:43:54.440 I don't want to ruin this.

00:43:56.140 Keep on podcasting.

00:43:57.860 And if you keep podcasting, fat Dave, you can leave that cute white of yours.

00:44:01.440 Cause the wife of yours, cause it's, everyone's going to be throwing so much pussy at you.

00:44:04.520 You won't believe it.

00:44:06.360 No, we're in the wrong fucking community for that.

00:44:08.560 In my experience, when I used to just do standup at clubs, like not that I got late

00:44:12.280 all the time, but like it would happen.

00:44:13.860 Now I even find if me and Dave play like a club that doesn't include our audience, I'm

00:44:19.320 more likely to pull somebody who did not know me beforehand.

00:44:22.680 The problem with, in my experience with our audience, there's a lot of very beautiful

00:44:27.220 women and they might all be game.

00:44:30.260 They don't do a very good job of like showing it.

00:44:32.720 They all got more like dainty nerdy vibe.

00:44:34.860 And I don't really know how to escalate that.

00:44:36.580 So I find thus far within the libertarian community, I've pulled very little, not zero.

00:44:41.540 I'm not a zero.

00:44:43.580 Every once in a while I'll get a DM and I'll go, all right, I'll take that flight.

00:44:46.660 Let's fucking do this.

00:44:49.580 It's not the norm.

00:44:50.860 Maybe we got a disproportionate idea of what was going on.

00:44:53.240 Cause we were at a legit fucking like Liberty event, like a big ass one.

00:44:56.920 So I don't know.

00:44:57.760 I mean, everybody was boozed up and like, you know, ready to go.

00:45:01.840 That's what it was.

00:45:02.540 The numbers aren't great.

00:45:03.020 It's a, it's a predominantly like, I know this is like mathy and like salesy, but like

00:45:07.300 the audience is like 90% male.

00:45:09.700 Right.

00:45:10.100 And then that's pushing it.

00:45:12.300 What?

00:45:12.760 You think that's too high or that's too low?

00:45:15.560 Too low.

00:45:18.560 I'm just saying.

00:45:19.640 95% male, maybe like.

00:45:21.680 It's mostly dudes.

00:45:22.820 And then the women that do show up, I find more often than not, I mean, like, they're

00:45:28.000 just not, I don't know.

00:45:29.880 I guess they're not the people like, they're all very attractive.

00:45:32.340 They're very nice, but they're kind of like dorky professionals.

00:45:34.880 So I don't know how to, I don't know how to work that.

00:45:37.160 I just like, I, I, someone needs to show me how you hit on women who seem very uninterested

00:45:42.580 in like anything other than dating or I don't know.

00:45:45.380 I, I don't really know how to like, they're trying to talk theory and shit.

00:45:49.680 Like you're having like these heady conversations.

00:45:51.540 I'm like, I'm like, I don't know.

00:45:53.460 I'm going to pull your tits out.

00:45:56.280 Robbie only knows how to get the chicks dumb enough to, uh, yes, I know exactly.

00:46:02.820 I'm better.

00:46:03.720 I'm better with dumb sluts than, than the women who are showing up to our shows.

00:46:08.400 What I've always found is just like, it's always like whenever there is a woman libertarian,

00:46:12.340 it's usually like, yes, my husband brought me to like, to come see y'all or my husband

00:46:16.940 brought to the vet.

00:46:17.520 It's great.

00:46:17.940 Like I really love to do it, which basically is my wife too.

00:46:20.820 It's just like my wife is just like, yeah, my husband brought me here.

00:46:23.360 It's just, that's how I like every one I met besides like, I'm trying to think there

00:46:27.100 was like two that weren't married.

00:46:30.640 I'm impressed though.

00:46:32.000 Cause most of the dudes who are showing up with like their ladies, their ladies are way

00:46:36.380 more attractive than them.

00:46:37.540 So like, I'm, I, I find that consistently at gigs is that the guys who are showing up

00:46:42.660 with girlfriends, their girlfriends, like they, they're pulling above their league.

00:46:46.300 So I respect whatever the people in our audience are doing.

00:46:49.740 Yeah.

00:46:50.180 It seems like if you're like one of the libertarian types that even has a tiny bit of like social

00:46:54.940 charisma, you can pull some good trim like, or like wife, girlfriend, whatever.

00:46:59.680 Like, cause I'm the same way.

00:47:00.520 My wife's way harder than me.

00:47:02.020 Uh, Cole's wife's way harder than him or fat Dave's wife's way harder than him.

00:47:05.700 Uh, I mean, it's, it's either you have it or you don't.

00:47:08.740 I mean, there's another person here I won't mention, uh, but yeah, there, there, that's

00:47:14.940 definitely, it seems to be the case that like, if they're able to, to pull back their autism

00:47:19.180 enough to go interact with other human beings, they can pull some sweet trim.

00:47:22.800 Cause if you can apply that autism and you just have money and you just like, you're just

00:47:27.860 like, I'm, I'm particularly not great at that.

00:47:30.820 Like I bet if somebody else was on part of the problem, like I bet if Toad up there was

00:47:34.500 on the show, he'd be pulling puss all the time, maybe throwing out the DMS, he'd be

00:47:38.260 working it.

00:47:38.860 He would show up to a live event.

00:47:40.200 He'd hang out all night.

00:47:41.100 He would know how to hang and drink.

00:47:42.560 I'm like, I juggle like three jobs.

00:47:45.140 So like more often than not, I'm just always running for something else or I don't know.

00:47:49.100 So I'm not good with women.

00:47:50.600 That's basically what I'm saying.

00:47:51.660 And, uh, but if we can go back to the beginning of the conversation, Jose, let's try this.

00:47:55.200 Just re-ask me the question.

00:47:56.980 I forgot what the question was.

00:47:58.600 How much trim do you pull?

00:47:59.920 How much trim do you pull?

00:48:01.020 Oh my God.

00:48:01.520 It's like one a week.

00:48:02.380 It's unbelievable.

00:48:03.360 Yeah.

00:48:03.640 I can't even respond to everybody.

00:48:08.420 Hey, it happens.

00:48:10.340 All right.

00:48:10.480 We had a, we had a game lined up, didn't we?

00:48:12.440 Or let's do it.

00:48:14.760 Well, I had, I had one more question basically.

00:48:16.880 Um, so did you have, you're known for sandwiches.

00:48:20.600 Did you have a barbecue sandwich in Texas?

00:48:22.300 Did you at least go out with Scott Horton?

00:48:24.980 It was delicious.

00:48:25.980 Hell yeah.

00:48:26.360 Okay.

00:48:26.960 So now I went to the same barbecue spot twice, right?

00:48:30.460 It's a place called Black's, which apparently is the best barbecue.

00:48:34.080 They do barbecue generally.

00:48:36.860 I don't know.

00:48:37.660 It was named after their clientele and all of their staff.

00:48:41.580 So I could be, I don't know the history of this.

00:48:43.540 I didn't want to ask.

00:48:44.400 That's a question you don't want to ask.

00:48:45.760 You just want to eat the delicious food.

00:48:47.260 So we went the first time in the, in like the afternoon, right when I got off the flight,

00:48:51.020 I, and I got some just plain brisket and it was too fatty.

00:48:55.460 It just wasn't good.

00:48:56.680 Then me and Scott Horton that evening, we went on a, uh, a run and I got myself a brisket

00:49:00.940 sandwich and I asked for the lean.

00:49:02.960 Uh, and it was, uh, it was fantastic.

00:49:05.280 It was, uh, it was.

00:49:08.760 Hell yeah.

00:49:09.920 Did we lose him?

00:49:10.780 Did we just lose Robin?

00:49:12.260 Oh man.

00:49:13.080 I had a good question lined up.

00:49:14.500 I want to hear about RU.

00:49:15.860 Sorry, we froze.

00:49:17.100 Oh, yeah.

00:49:19.700 On that, how was that RU event?

00:49:21.640 I mean, there was a lot of good people at Buck.

00:49:23.080 It's fucking great.

00:49:23.820 You got, uh, Hotep was there.

00:49:25.900 You had fucking, uh, what Thaddeus.

00:49:28.460 You had obviously, I know some other people.

00:49:30.780 It seemed like a great event.

00:49:32.520 Adam Nutter was there, wasn't he?

00:49:34.180 No, so I've been such a cunt that I flew in day of and basically did my gig and flew

00:49:42.620 out.

00:49:43.240 I did.

00:49:43.900 However, I went, I went day of, I, and I got to catch Scott Horton.

00:49:49.340 Firstly, Buck's a good hang.

00:49:50.520 I've hung out with Buck a bunch, but like now he's a really good hang.

00:49:53.340 I really like that guy.

00:49:54.840 Yeah.

00:49:55.200 I've had him on show before.

00:49:56.180 He's great.

00:49:56.680 He's great.

00:49:57.140 I love Buck.

00:49:57.680 He's amazing.

00:49:58.740 He's, he's, he's a sweetheart of a dude.

00:50:00.360 He can hold his liquor.

00:50:01.740 I'm a, I give him, I give him a thumbs up.

00:50:04.540 I got to catch, uh, Thaddeus Russell.

00:50:07.060 I, I heard him speak in Portland and he's a brilliant guy and I'd like to, I got to get

00:50:11.620 his books and I haven't like, I'm not, I don't listen to too many other podcasts.

00:50:15.080 The time I heard him in Seattle, I was, I mean, firstly, he was arguing for things that

00:50:19.900 are like really outside of the scope of what I even consider.

00:50:23.120 Like he did a whole thing on like post-modernism and, uh, you know, gender.

00:50:27.180 You guys are all holding back to jokes.

00:50:29.080 Don't do it.

00:50:30.100 No, it's fine.

00:50:31.160 You guys can joke away, but like, I, I kind of actually mostly agree with him, which I was

00:50:35.960 surprised by after hearing him out.

00:50:37.520 I'm like, Oh yeah, I actually think, I actually think he might be right on this one.

00:50:40.380 Uh, but then I got to hear him interview Scott Horton and he do, he did a great job of playing

00:50:45.620 like devil's advocate and actually grilling Scott on some stuff, which I find one of the

00:50:50.260 things that's very interesting that Scott usually doesn't get into is, uh, what are like, what

00:50:55.700 is the philosophy of the people that are actually pushing this agenda?

00:50:58.400 Is it pure just profiteering or do they have some sort of a different worldview of like,

00:51:02.920 you know, that we have to create dollar demand and the petrodollar that the U S is going

00:51:06.940 to absolutely fall apart.

00:51:08.360 Uh, so the answer is I didn't hang out for that long of it.

00:51:12.020 I showed up for a little bit and it was a cool scene of what they had going on.

00:51:15.460 I got to catch Thaddeus, uh, interview Scott Horton, which was fucking awesome.

00:51:20.760 I could, I could listen to that all day.

00:51:22.080 I could literally sit there all day and just have listened to that conversation.

00:51:25.240 It was great.

00:51:25.840 I love it.

00:51:26.620 How I visually watch fat Dave fucking like bite his tongue of the obvious jokes multiple

00:51:32.500 times.

00:51:33.100 So many layups to the obvious age of consent joke.

00:51:36.700 One of you guys made it.

00:51:39.840 And I was, I actually did say age of consent, but I, I was like Thad actually.

00:51:44.180 Yeah.

00:51:44.320 After the show, just hanging out with 13 year olds or something.

00:51:48.280 Also, by the way, so where does a barbecue sandwiches rank on your hierarchy of sandwiches?

00:51:54.020 Oh dude, a good brisket sandwich.

00:51:56.380 That's way up there.

00:51:57.800 So here's the problem.

00:51:58.780 I like, as much as I talk sandwiches, I can't really eat cheese anymore.

00:52:01.920 So I feel like I'm not the, I'm not the connoisseur I once was because there's a whole hierarchy

00:52:06.960 of sandwiches that no longer exists for me.

00:52:09.680 Right.

00:52:10.160 You're out of the game, bro.

00:52:11.280 That's, I'm not out of the game.

00:52:12.920 I'm still eating some high quality sandwiches.

00:52:14.980 That's like most, most sandwiches are like off the board though.

00:52:18.220 If you can't have cheese, that's.

00:52:19.540 Yeah.

00:52:19.720 No, but you can eat them with like, for example, like a meatball parm is great, but a meatball

00:52:23.300 sandwich is still great.

00:52:24.520 You know what I mean?

00:52:25.040 It's not like, it's not like you're out of the meatball sub game.

00:52:28.420 It's like being saying I'm gay, but I don't suck dick.

00:52:34.540 It's like you're missing the great parts.

00:52:38.240 I mean, there's some classics.

00:52:40.960 I would go with a brisket sandwich could be in my third spot behind a, like meatball

00:52:45.120 and steak sandwiches.

00:52:46.940 All right.

00:52:47.120 Oh, I thought about Philly cheesesteaks without cheese would still be like, you can still have

00:52:54.080 it, you can still have an excellent steak sandwich.

00:52:56.100 My friend, you guys are getting me bored right now.

00:52:58.240 I might make a sandwich right after this.

00:52:59.680 I didn't eat dinner because I was in a rush though.

00:53:02.420 You know how many different things you could still be throwing on a steak?

00:53:04.940 Firstly, just fucking steak's delicious.

00:53:07.260 You throw some peppers and onions on there.

00:53:08.760 You're doing okay.

00:53:09.740 You supplement your cheese with avocado.

00:53:11.700 You're doing okay.

00:53:12.420 You can even go the hummus route.

00:53:13.700 That's not too bad.

00:53:14.900 There's a lot of options here, my friends.

00:53:17.400 What's with the no cheese though?

00:53:18.680 What's with the no cheese?

00:53:20.020 I mean, dude, I went through a rough divorce with you.

00:53:24.080 I was, I was together with cheese for a long time.

00:53:26.940 It was my one and only.

00:53:28.240 And then, uh, what can I say?

00:53:29.800 I hit an age where my stomach's like, we can't do this anymore.

00:53:32.920 And I protested, dude, I fucking protested one of the day.

00:53:36.800 I finally gave up.

00:53:37.680 This is how this, all right.

00:53:38.880 Firstly, it doesn't even bother my stomach.

00:53:40.700 It's almost like out of, uh, um, a clockwork orange, like a couple hours after I eat cheese,

00:53:46.340 I get like horrendously nauseous.

00:53:48.000 And for a while I didn't realize that it was cheese.

00:53:50.980 And so I started like drinking at four in the afternoon, just to combat the nausea.

00:53:55.100 Cause like I would eat pizza for lunch.

00:53:56.940 It took me like four months of getting nauseous at 4 PM before I realized, oh, it's the cheese.

00:54:02.040 Like I thought like it was an anxiety thing that I just started getting horribly.

00:54:05.700 You were eating cheese every day.

00:54:08.840 You fucking don't.

00:54:12.080 I live in New York city, man.

00:54:13.560 We got good pizza.

00:54:14.300 I was eating a slice of pizza for lunch, like every fucking day.

00:54:16.980 And then somehow I put it together that the cheese is what was like producing the nausea.

00:54:21.480 But the fact that I didn't see a doctor after months and just deciding that, oh, if I drink,

00:54:26.020 the nausea goes away is absolute insanity.

00:54:29.640 But then what I started doing, cause I wasn't going to stop eating cheese was I started eating

00:54:33.640 it before bed.

00:54:34.520 Cause I was like, oh, I'll just sleep off the nausea and I'll be fine, which I did for a

00:54:38.500 long time.

00:54:38.960 So like still before bed, I was eating like fucking chicken rolls and meatball, meatball parms.

00:54:43.680 I had this great pizza place.

00:54:45.240 I was just pounding fucking food before bed.

00:54:47.280 And it was great.

00:54:47.820 How much weight did you gain?

00:54:49.860 You had to gain so much weight.

00:54:52.200 I still, dude, I still eat really unhealthy before bed.

00:54:55.720 But when I was, when I was living in Queens, oh my God, do you be, my pizza spot was open

00:55:00.140 until two in the morning with my friend, Leo.

00:55:01.900 We'd talk about aliens and the federal reserve.

00:55:04.320 I'd eat delicious sandwiches.

00:55:05.700 He was the man, right?

00:55:07.060 So I finally had to stop that.

00:55:08.780 This is a real story.

00:55:09.600 I had like a milkshake and this is the first time that this happened the next day I woke

00:55:13.900 up and I still had like that nausea feeling.

00:55:16.200 Right.

00:55:16.580 And then that night I had this date with this chick.

00:55:18.600 I was chasing this chick for two years.

00:55:19.980 Like every once in a while, she'd come back around.

00:55:22.240 We'd go out.

00:55:22.820 Like I was chasing.

00:55:23.400 Oh my God, dude, this chick was like a foot taller than me.

00:55:25.860 She was gorgeous.

00:55:26.540 She was really cool.

00:55:27.820 And so like, she hit me up out of nowhere.

00:55:30.560 It was literally fought actually.

00:55:32.240 No, actually not a libertarian, but she was cool.

00:55:35.860 Cause like, it just comes down to a sense of humor where they realize you're kidding.

00:55:38.720 And like, some people don't really care about politics, but some of them were like, got

00:55:42.220 that woke thing where they think you're a racist and other people like, just realize

00:55:45.560 that you're like funny, you know?

00:55:47.560 So as long as they don't, okay.

00:55:49.320 Anyways, I'm out with this lady around Brooklyn.

00:55:52.300 We're having a great time.

00:55:53.940 And we're like, we're, we're having beers and we're literally watching sunset over

00:55:57.640 Manhattan.

00:55:58.160 It would have been this great moment, except that the entire hour I sat there with her

00:56:02.100 trying to make conversation, I really needed to shit my pants.

00:56:04.820 Like I'm telling you, I've never in my life more needed to shit my pants or use my concentration

00:56:10.040 for this.

00:56:10.780 Oh, this story is about to get worse.

00:56:11.820 Right?

00:56:12.520 So we go to like, we go to a bar where Dan, we have like, whatever we're having a great

00:56:16.700 evening and I'm not eating at all.

00:56:17.980 Cause my stomach's fucked up and we get back to my place and I've been working this lead

00:56:22.860 for two years.

00:56:23.700 I'm telling you two years, this lady, she comes back to my place and like, we're in go

00:56:28.240 mode and I've been drinking all night because my stomach's messed up.

00:56:31.300 I haven't eaten.

00:56:31.880 I took it about, I took a Viagra and we get into my bed, no, because you didn't eat

00:56:39.060 all day.

00:56:39.580 And you know, you kind of like the chick.

00:56:41.520 You're like, I better perform.

00:56:42.500 I better give it to her.

00:56:43.220 Good.

00:56:43.520 So you take a Viagra, you know, you'll learn these things, Toad.

00:56:45.880 You might lose your virginity.

00:56:49.600 We get, we, that's my place.

00:56:51.380 And I, I take this Viagra, the room literally starts like spinning on me, like aggressively

00:56:56.780 spinning on me.

00:56:57.780 And like, it starts like literally going black on me.

00:57:00.740 I'm in the middle of making out with this chick.

00:57:02.120 I've been working this lead for two years.

00:57:03.540 And I go, I literally went like, Hey, have you ever been making out with someone?

00:57:07.120 Then just had them black out on your tits.

00:57:08.800 And I just went out.

00:57:09.820 I literally.

00:57:12.740 Was that the cheese though?

00:57:14.800 Or was that the aggressive blood loss from your massive cock?

00:57:19.380 I wish.

00:57:20.560 You know what?

00:57:21.140 Let's go with that story.

00:57:21.960 Let's backtrack here and go.

00:57:23.220 I always get hit with leads online because of my incredible fame for being a part of

00:57:29.160 the problem.

00:57:30.100 And I also had to be careful about taking Viagra because my cock's too big.

00:57:33.820 So all the blood rushes from your head, just right to your other head.

00:57:39.120 And so she left and we never hung out again.

00:57:41.360 So, you know, and, and so I never ate cheese either.

00:57:43.940 I was like, you know what?

00:57:44.640 I'm done with this.

00:57:45.620 I thought it was going to be worse.

00:57:47.440 I thought it was going to be like a Pasadena mudslide situation.

00:57:50.360 No, I was, uh, I was lucky that, uh, I managed to retain my dignity, not shit myself, just,

00:57:57.520 uh, you know, passed out in my own bedroom.

00:58:00.100 Dude, that's rough.

00:58:01.160 Not getting pussy to put that much time into is fucking like, I legit feel for you.

00:58:07.180 That's fucking, that's hard.

00:58:08.300 I mean, before I got married.

00:58:09.920 It wasn't like I was holding her hand and going on dates every day.

00:58:12.500 It was more like we were in touch over the course of two years.

00:58:15.200 And that's work.

00:58:16.400 Interacting with a woman is fucking work.

00:58:18.140 Like, I love how you also, you gave up cheese, like in the same way that somebody gives up

00:58:22.900 alcohol.

00:58:23.480 Like they like have a really bad moment and they're just like, I can't hit bottom, dude.

00:58:28.400 It's like I hit bottom with alcohol.

00:58:30.980 It's like you hit bottom with cheese.

00:58:33.220 You're just like, no more cheese, man.

00:58:35.360 I can't.

00:58:35.760 He's really overdoing it, man.

00:58:37.000 Leo.

00:58:37.180 Like when I have cheese, like, I mean, I just, uh, my inhibitions get let go of like everything.

00:58:43.080 No, it's funny.

00:58:44.420 My wife's been giving me shit for probably almost a year about that.

00:58:47.180 Cause I, I'm not gonna lie.

00:58:48.300 I shit a lot.

00:58:49.020 And she, she swears it's because I, she thinks I'm lactose intolerant and she might very well

00:58:52.660 be right, but I don't give a fuck.

00:58:54.160 I'm not giving up cheese and milk.

00:58:55.400 Like I probably like drink like a quarter to a half gallon of whole milk every fucking

00:59:00.040 day.

00:59:00.260 Cause I love that goddamn shit.

00:59:01.980 Oh my God.

00:59:03.080 Dude.

00:59:03.420 Have you seen me?

00:59:04.160 I'm a beefy motherfucker.

00:59:05.420 Like this doesn't just happen.

00:59:08.680 Lots of working out and fucking inhaling fucking calories that are full of fucking shit that's

00:59:14.100 made for fucking cows.

00:59:15.400 They might be the only man that can do the milk gallon challenge without throwing up.

00:59:19.180 I don't know.

00:59:19.440 Dude, when I was in high school, it was like a gallon a day.

00:59:22.040 I swear.

00:59:22.860 I used to drink, dude, I used to literally drink bags of milk.

00:59:27.620 It comes in bags and I would, yeah, it comes like a fucking bag.

00:59:32.020 It was like eating a titty.

00:59:33.560 I was going to say that's what I call that maneuver.

00:59:36.540 Actually.

00:59:36.720 That's my favorite thing to do.

00:59:37.660 No, you would like the corner and you would just hold it in your hand and fucking squeeze

00:59:42.260 it down.

00:59:42.760 It was great.

00:59:43.560 But my whole point though, it's worth it.

00:59:46.900 My whole point though, it's worth it.

00:59:48.480 I don't give a fuck if I have like aggressive shits every fucking day.

00:59:52.460 I will not give up milk and cheese.

00:59:54.300 Like, I mean, I guess maybe if it starts coming in my pussy intake, then I might, but like right

00:59:58.600 now I'm married.

00:59:59.220 So whatever.

01:00:00.020 Wait until you're trying to cheat on your wife and you black out cause you had diarrhea

01:00:03.160 from milk.

01:00:04.200 I haven't had the nausea though.

01:00:06.040 So the nausea would be a big thing.

01:00:07.540 I've never had nausea.

01:00:08.580 Like nausea would be like, all right, I'd start reconsidering, but just the nausea was

01:00:12.300 shitting a lot.

01:00:13.060 Okay.

01:00:13.320 Whatever.

01:00:13.700 Yeah.

01:00:13.840 No, the nausea was really tangible.

01:00:15.960 Like it was, I would, I would ignore diarrhea, but like the nausea was like, it was weird.

01:00:21.060 It was like really.

01:00:21.900 And just the fact that I ignored it for the duration of time that I did is a testament to

01:00:26.620 my stupidity and why no one should listen to me on anything ever.

01:00:30.020 Wait.

01:00:30.180 So you seriously, you've had cheese.

01:00:32.040 Have you not had cheese in the past like year or like how long has it been?

01:00:35.320 Like I can't remember the last time I had cheese.

01:00:37.880 God damn.

01:00:38.880 I would.

01:00:39.140 Dude, cheese is so fucking good.

01:00:40.860 The one thing.

01:00:40.960 No, no.

01:00:41.380 Is it anything?

01:00:42.000 Is it like, is it any dairy products or is it just cheese?

01:00:44.780 So what I figured out is my threshold seems to be the equivalent of about a cup of milk.

01:00:50.880 So like, I still eat, like I would never eat cheesecake, but like I'll eat a piece of cake

01:00:55.620 and I'm not like concerned with how much dairy is inside of it type of thing.

01:00:59.020 You know what I mean?

01:00:59.620 So it's like, or like I'll eat a donut because like there's just not that much dairy inside

01:01:04.500 of dairy food.

01:01:06.020 You know what I mean?

01:01:06.480 But like, I would never eat a slice of pizza, have a piece of cheese, a glass of milk or

01:01:10.640 like that kind of thing.

01:01:12.040 Dude, I'm not going to lie.

01:01:13.020 I feel like we should start like a GoFundMe or something for you.

01:01:15.060 I just, I feel for you.

01:01:16.420 Like F in the chats for fucking love.

01:01:18.000 This is worse than AIDS, man.

01:01:19.860 I'm like, and I carved such a good lane for myself with the sandwich talk.

01:01:26.240 And then all of a sudden when I had to come to terms with the fact that I couldn't be

01:01:29.860 a cheese person, it's sad, but you know, you make these adjustments for me.

01:01:33.980 It's like pussy and then like dairy.

01:01:37.120 I mean, I was just dairy, you know, like that was, that's what it was.

01:01:42.100 Robin's going to lose his title of the King of the Sandwiches, the Earl of Sandwich.

01:01:46.160 I agree.

01:01:46.700 I did this fraud at this point.

01:01:48.320 You need to pivot, like become the steak guy, become like the, uh, I'm trying to say

01:01:53.900 like, or just, you know, like something like the barbecue guy.

01:01:57.140 Oh, that would actually be the barbecue guy.

01:01:59.940 Oh, I do like barbecue.

01:02:01.880 That's what I seek out.

01:02:02.760 Every town I go to, I fucking love barbecue.

01:02:05.680 All right.

01:02:05.920 Let's, you guys want to pivot to the game?

01:02:07.760 Cause we, we, we have a misleading title of our show, Tower Power Hour, but it's always

01:02:12.000 like an hour and a half now.

01:02:13.380 So, uh, you know, I feel like we, we, we throw off our guests and probably, you guys

01:02:16.560 aren't even drinking tonight.

01:02:18.260 I'm sober.

01:02:19.380 Yeah.

01:02:19.660 What's going on here?

01:02:20.500 Why isn't it?

01:02:21.040 I'm, I'm fucking, oh, you got the PBRs.

01:02:23.060 I'm crushing my whiskey.

01:02:24.500 I went sober, but no, before we do that, I thought we were going to segue into whether

01:02:28.740 or not Joe Biden actually shit his pants.

01:02:31.000 Oh yeah.

01:02:31.440 We need to.

01:02:31.800 Yeah.

01:02:31.940 I want to, I want to hit that real quick because did Joe Biden just, is he also just lactose intolerant?

01:02:36.820 Like, like, and he just, he goes to fucking Italy.

01:02:40.000 He just has like a big thing of like, I don't know, fucking chicken Alfredo.

01:02:44.080 And then just shits his pants.

01:02:45.320 Oh yeah.

01:02:46.640 Pizza.

01:02:47.120 Yeah.

01:02:48.400 Real quick.

01:02:49.100 I know this isn't a shitting thing, but for Biden, everyone was giving shit about falling

01:02:52.580 asleep at that fucking like global warming summit or whatever.

01:02:55.480 I would fall asleep too.

01:02:56.440 Dude, I fall asleep all the fucking time at dumb shits, like meetings and stuff.

01:03:00.620 Like, like that, that's the silliest thing to give him shit for.

01:03:03.940 So it's like, he fell asleep.

01:03:05.820 I got to take the other side of this.

01:03:07.300 If you're president at something that you're claiming is catastrophic to the human race,

01:03:12.740 you don't get to have it both ways.

01:03:15.420 But now, but now if, if Trump fell asleep at it, I feel like we would all be like,

01:03:20.020 I bet when Trump falls asleep, like he's asleep, but he's still going like, he's like, you know

01:03:28.100 what I mean?

01:03:28.340 Like he just dreams like the way he acts.

01:03:30.700 It's like, well, when Trump was still on Twitter, he would sleep tweet.

01:03:34.880 So I don't think that guy stops at all.

01:03:37.120 He's on fucking Sudafed.

01:03:38.480 He ain't falling asleep.

01:03:39.320 No, are you kidding me?

01:03:40.240 That guy's jacked up.

01:03:41.800 That's true.

01:03:42.800 So yeah, I don't even know enough of the shit thing.

01:03:45.020 I don't remember saying it, but I didn't even care to look into it.

01:03:46.960 I just assumed he was already anyway.

01:03:48.420 So I think that he had a, like, um, a bathroom incident or something.

01:03:57.620 They, they, they, they leveled it like something like that.

01:03:59.840 When it wasn't, it's not like the white house came forward and said, that's true.

01:04:04.220 It wasn't news.

01:04:05.320 Jen Psaki was not up there going, there was a bathroom incident, but we assure you that

01:04:10.440 he is not totally in con, you know what I mean?

01:04:12.940 She has COVID now too.

01:04:14.280 So she's not doing anything.

01:04:15.280 Yeah.

01:04:16.140 I mean, how funny is that?

01:04:18.320 That's, that's the best part is that they can't like, there's no way for them to be

01:04:22.020 like, Hey guys, no, he didn't shit himself.

01:04:24.820 Like there's just nothing coming out.

01:04:26.680 So just making the rumors even worse side point on the Jen Psaki thing.

01:04:31.360 I just find it.

01:04:32.060 So it's so obvious how like she came out and was like, Oh look, it's so great that like

01:04:37.160 I got vaccinated and it reduced my symptoms, but it's like, how is we've gotten to the

01:04:42.020 point where it's like, how is that indistinguishable?

01:04:43.800 It's almost like, I don't know what logical fallacy it is.

01:04:46.220 There's clearly some sort of logical fallacy at play where it's like, or even if you hadn't

01:04:49.960 been vaccinated, you're a young, healthy individual that like, I like I had COVID.

01:04:55.020 It wasn't a shit.

01:04:55.820 Like, I mean, I don't think you, it's basically a sunken cost fallacy where they put it, they

01:04:59.700 put in the money and the time for whatever they put in all the effort to go through with

01:05:03.680 this.

01:05:04.340 You can't just like go back and say it didn't work.

01:05:06.580 Like, so it's a sunken cost fallacy is what you're looking for where, yeah.

01:05:11.260 Well, I think I had Delta around the same time as Rob, you're right.

01:05:14.820 Did we all get it?

01:05:15.480 We got it at Porkfest, both of us, I think.

01:05:17.380 Yeah, that one fucker showed up with the flu.

01:05:19.500 Anthony Samaroff.

01:05:22.280 We shouldn't have fucked him, man.

01:05:23.580 We were trying to give him AIDS, you know.

01:05:25.100 Well, I said, I said today in the chat, like if, if, uh, autism was a disease, Anthony

01:05:30.340 Samaroff would be like, uh, the Freddie Mercury of autism.

01:05:33.540 Like, what is, what's the book that he wrote?

01:05:37.960 I don't know if I've even met him, but.

01:05:39.800 Uh, UBI for and against, I think universal basic income.

01:05:43.440 Okay.

01:05:44.780 Yeah.

01:05:45.160 He's literally one of the most autistic.

01:05:47.540 I think he wrote that one.

01:05:49.740 That might be his next book that's coming out.

01:05:51.480 So, I mean, I don't really mind cause like now I got it and I can move on with my life,

01:05:55.240 but it is so incredibly stupid to have the flu and still show up to like a public function.

01:06:00.540 It's just fucking stupid.

01:06:01.820 Well, as far as I know, I think he got sick while he was there because he.

01:06:05.220 All right.

01:06:05.460 Then I guess that's a little more forgivable.

01:06:07.120 He gave a talk on, on Wednesday and then like that night, I think he was like dead,

01:06:11.940 like outside of the Mises tent and everybody's like, Anthony's sick.

01:06:14.380 And I'm like, I thought he was just high and drunk or something, but he was like legit sick.

01:06:18.460 Oh, so that's more forgivable.

01:06:19.600 The person I heard of it was not that.

01:06:21.960 That's more for you.

01:06:22.460 Dude, I'm reading, I'm reading these names and I, I really want to get to this game cause

01:06:26.000 this is going to be really fun.

01:06:27.140 All right.

01:06:27.180 Let's do it.

01:06:28.240 All right.

01:06:28.720 So this is basically, so this was sent to us by the guys at the Libertarian Friendship

01:06:33.320 Simulator who got our first video taken down and they, um, we gave them Kiker Reich.

01:06:39.620 And so they wanted to return the.

01:06:41.060 No, we gave them Kiker Slang, I thought.

01:06:43.380 No, we gave them Kiker Reich because they played it and, uh, and they really enjoyed it.

01:06:47.320 And so they said to return the favor, uh, they came up with, uh, black or whack, which

01:06:52.960 these are, I'm going to give you two names and you have to tell me which one is the, the

01:06:57.100 real black person name.

01:06:59.260 Cause it's like all of these names are totally real.

01:07:02.520 There were at least one of each and each one is totally real.

01:07:05.240 You can look them up.

01:07:06.460 Um, and then the one is just a fake one that we made up.

01:07:09.000 Now, are these people like known to some degree for some reason or.

01:07:13.480 Uh, some of them are some of you're good.

01:07:15.000 You're definitely going to get, but, uh, a lot of these I've never heard of and they're

01:07:18.300 also hilarious.

01:07:19.380 So how many of these do we have?

01:07:20.760 Cause we're already at our time.

01:07:21.660 So there's, there's 17, but I wanted to do like a, like maybe like eight or 10.

01:07:26.780 Cause we can get through.

01:07:27.800 You're overdoing it.

01:07:29.020 No, no, no.

01:07:29.560 Because I also want to play this with Quincy.

01:07:31.280 I think it'd be really fun to play with Quincy and ask him what some black names would be.

01:07:34.540 So the first one, the first one we have is Dune Dune Williams or Joe Dondas Hicks.

01:07:42.940 Which one is the real person?

01:07:45.700 I'd go with Joe Dondas.

01:07:46.820 That sounds more realistic.

01:07:47.800 I'm going with Joe Dondas too, because the last name seems.

01:07:50.700 Joe Dondas Hicks or Dune Dune Williams.

01:07:53.880 You just want to go the other way.

01:07:55.180 I'm going to go Dune Dune.

01:07:56.400 I'm going with Joe Dondas Williams.

01:07:57.760 By the way, give me a little, like, why would you, so why, so Joe Dondas Hicks just because

01:08:02.300 the last name, like you think.

01:08:03.720 I'm going with Joe Dondas, yeah, because of the last name, yeah, because I think Williams

01:08:07.420 is too boring and generic.

01:08:09.020 I just, Dune Dune sounds too over the top.

01:08:11.840 Like, I feel like who would name their kid, like, some sort of redundant name like that,

01:08:15.240 you know?

01:08:15.520 Like, I don't know.

01:08:16.360 Because they're that dumb, but they're just like, Dune's a pretty good name.

01:08:20.240 Someone told them that that's where the treasure was.

01:08:24.460 They named their kid after it.

01:08:26.280 All right, so we got two Joe Dondas and one Dune.

01:08:28.280 Dune Dune Williams is the real ass name.

01:08:31.740 Which is.

01:08:32.380 I don't know, baby.

01:08:36.160 Robby is more from the hood than any of us, though.

01:08:38.900 That's true, that's true.

01:08:40.200 The next one we have is Zontarius Johnson or Zickamy Cooper.

01:08:47.400 Zontarius.

01:08:48.300 No, I'm taking Zontarius as being real.

01:08:50.540 I'm taking Zontarius.

01:08:51.080 And they just want to let you know that that guy's got the cock of a champion.

01:08:53.900 Oh, yeah.

01:08:54.500 He's a Zontarius.

01:08:55.160 And he can dunk a basketball like nobody's business.

01:08:58.160 He can absolutely.

01:09:01.120 Absolute Chad.

01:09:02.980 Zontarius Johnson is the real name.

01:09:05.240 Dude, if he sits under the basketball hoop, his boner will just go up right through the hoop.

01:09:11.900 Or like a bat.

01:09:13.100 Someone just lobs it up and he's like.

01:09:14.600 Yeah, he plays baseball with it.

01:09:17.160 Yeah.

01:09:18.140 We all know he wouldn't play hockey with it because they just don't.

01:09:21.460 Oh.

01:09:23.020 Well, like I said, they don't know how to skate.

01:09:25.360 And if they were to try to skate on like a frozen lake or something, they're really risking it, man.

01:09:30.260 Because if they fall through, there's no way they're going to survive that.

01:09:32.580 You got there, Toad.

01:09:37.560 The next one is Robin Banks or Diabetes Hood.

01:09:42.660 Okay.

01:09:43.220 The one is Robin Banks is just too normal.

01:09:47.220 So it's got to be the other one.

01:09:48.920 Wait, Zontarius is correct, right?

01:09:51.120 Yeah, Zontarius is correct.

01:09:52.640 So Robin Banks or Diabetes Hood.

01:09:55.500 It's got to be Diabetes Hood because the other one's too normal.

01:09:58.240 And just because of the fact that why would they throw that in this lineup?

01:10:00.660 It just doesn't make sense.

01:10:01.420 I agree.

01:10:03.200 I'm going Diabetes for the same reason.

01:10:05.100 It's Diabetes Hood.

01:10:07.260 It's D-I-A-B-E-T-E.

01:10:09.700 Diabetes.

01:10:10.460 It could be Diabetes.

01:10:11.700 I don't really know.

01:10:12.320 But they name the kid after the thing that grandfather died of.

01:10:16.620 And where he died.

01:10:20.980 Hey, that's pretty good.

01:10:22.400 There you go.

01:10:24.080 The next one is Gim Gim Alamette or Yahira Nesby.

01:10:28.800 I'm going Yahira.

01:10:30.180 I'm going Gim Gim.

01:10:30.880 Gim Gim is such a great fucking name.

01:10:34.260 I like it.

01:10:36.340 Yahira.

01:10:37.060 Man, that almost sounds like a black Hebrew Israelite or something.

01:10:40.660 I don't know what's going on.

01:10:41.520 I'm going with Yahira.

01:10:43.400 Yahira Nesby is the real one.

01:10:45.480 Yeah, I think I'm fourth for five.

01:10:48.020 Yeah, you're doing pretty good.

01:10:49.440 I think Robbie has all of them right, I think, right?

01:10:51.660 No, no, no.

01:10:52.160 He messed up on Gim Gim.

01:10:54.980 No, no.

01:10:55.420 He messed up on Diabetes Hood.

01:10:56.940 He messed up on.

01:10:58.000 That's right.

01:10:58.480 I only missed the first one.

01:10:59.840 I don't ever pay attention to the score in these games.

01:11:01.620 It's like who's lying.

01:11:02.540 Who cares?

01:11:02.900 Wistanthemy, Burrell, or Dark – how do you say this?

01:11:15.200 D'Arknan, Raspberry.

01:11:19.680 D'Arknan, Raspberry.

01:11:21.600 D'Arknan, or D'Arknan, Raspberry.

01:11:24.780 I'm going with the second one.

01:11:26.180 Yeah.

01:11:26.660 Yeah, I'm going with the second one as well.

01:11:28.140 It's D'Apostrophe, A-R-T-A-G-N-A-N.

01:11:32.380 You're not convincing me out of it.

01:11:34.480 It's D'Artagnan.

01:11:35.360 He's named after one of the three most containers.

01:11:37.940 It's D'Artagnan, Raspberry, or Ristanthemy.

01:11:41.300 D'Artagnan, Raspberry.

01:11:42.620 That's a cool name.

01:11:44.060 I love that name, D'Artagnan, Raspberry.

01:11:46.660 I'm going with Raspberry.

01:11:48.560 It's D'Artagnan, Raspberry.

01:11:51.600 Dude, he's Daryl Strawberry's second cousin, I think.

01:11:57.520 This is – ah, fuck.

01:11:59.940 It's like a good rapper name, D'Artagnan, Raspberry.

01:12:03.820 All right, go on.

01:12:05.180 Marijuana, Pepsi, or Scramptious LeCharles.

01:12:15.300 No.

01:12:16.900 Oh, my God.

01:12:17.800 This one's so hard.

01:12:18.520 They're both ridiculous.

01:12:20.040 I'm going with Charles.

01:12:21.600 Scramptious LeCharles or Marijuana Pepsi.

01:12:26.440 Marijuana Pepsi.

01:12:27.660 I'm going with Marijuana Pepsi.

01:12:30.000 I'm going with Charles all day.

01:12:31.520 It's Marijuana Pepsi.

01:12:33.400 They literally –

01:12:35.780 How?

01:12:36.580 How?

01:12:39.960 The guy just picked his two favorite products?

01:12:43.540 It's not even like black.

01:12:44.920 That's like peak white trash is what that is.

01:12:48.140 I guess Pepsi the last name.

01:12:50.660 Oh, fucking hell.

01:12:53.540 The next one is Darlene King.

01:12:57.020 Go ahead.

01:12:57.880 What do you say, Tony?

01:12:58.460 Are these all men?

01:13:00.380 No, I have no clue.

01:13:02.760 It doesn't say if they're men or not.

01:13:05.080 I feel like one of the –

01:13:06.140 So, Darlene King or Star-Sinterica?

01:13:12.620 Star-Sinterica.

01:13:14.040 It's all one word.

01:13:15.040 Star-Sinterica.

01:13:16.080 So, Star-Sinterica doesn't have a first or last name?

01:13:19.180 It's just – no, it's just one – it's one name.

01:13:21.440 Star-Sinterica.

01:13:22.400 I'm picking it.

01:13:23.300 I'm picking it up.

01:13:24.220 Yeah, that's what I'm going with.

01:13:25.420 I mean, that's the one setting their kid up to be like some sort of brand.

01:13:29.380 You know what I mean?

01:13:29.640 That's smart is what that is.

01:13:30.740 No, no, no.

01:13:31.280 It's like one name.

01:13:32.560 That's the way to go.

01:13:33.520 Yeah, I'm going with Star-Sinterica.

01:13:35.820 It's Star-Sinterica.

01:13:37.260 It's definitely just a black woman, possibly a stripper, that just got the – just changed

01:13:42.080 her name and just like, I'm just going for it.

01:13:44.140 Like, I don't want to be fucking, I don't know, Jewel anymore.

01:13:49.400 I'm going to go with Star-Sinterica.

01:13:51.080 It was Dar-Leak, not Gar-Leak, right?

01:13:53.360 Not the – you know those garlic pills?

01:13:56.420 No, I don't.

01:13:59.440 Barquevious Mingo.

01:14:02.560 Barquevious Mingo or Neelix Dotson?

01:14:06.120 That's such a great –

01:14:07.040 Barquevious Mingo.

01:14:08.440 That's what I'm going with.

01:14:09.120 I'm going with Barquevious Mingo as well.

01:14:11.680 Not Neelix Dotson?

01:14:13.320 That's a black name.

01:14:16.040 Sounds too boring.

01:14:17.400 It sounds like they just took Felix and changed one of the letters.

01:14:20.360 I don't know.

01:14:21.040 That would be something they would do.

01:14:22.800 They would just be like –

01:14:25.400 Wait on you, Robbie.

01:14:29.160 What were the two names?

01:14:32.520 Barquevious Mingo or Neelix Dotson?

01:14:36.520 I'm going Neelix.

01:14:38.580 It is Barquevious Mingo.

01:14:40.600 Yes.

01:14:40.940 I got one more and then they gave me a bonus, which I thought would be pretty fun.

01:14:48.340 They gave you a boner?

01:14:50.000 Yes, they gave me a boner.

01:14:52.900 Quintavious Johnson or A-Ree Tulane?

01:14:58.340 I knew a Quintavious.

01:15:00.360 I knew a Quintavious.

01:15:00.940 This is not Quintavious.

01:15:01.940 This is Quintavious.

01:15:03.440 I'm going with the first one, but that's a tough one.

01:15:05.520 I fell behind.

01:15:06.220 I came out strong and I've fallen off towards the end.

01:15:09.760 Yeah, A-Ree Tulane.

01:15:11.300 I only got the first one wrong.

01:15:13.040 So, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:15:13.840 Didn't we have – wait, Quintavious Johnson?

01:15:16.300 Didn't we have that already?

01:15:18.060 Quintavious Johnson.

01:15:19.200 Quintavious.

01:15:19.740 Oh, that changes everything.

01:15:20.720 That changes everything.

01:15:23.000 Quintavious Johnson and the second one is what?

01:15:25.340 Quintavious Johnson sounds like he plays football.

01:15:27.060 Like either football or – yeah, football.

01:15:29.900 He's definitely – he's a cornerback.

01:15:32.640 Sounds like a cool guy.

01:15:34.300 Yeah, he at least – he did like three years in the league

01:15:36.700 and then he got out on a drug possession charge.

01:15:39.740 And now he's –

01:15:41.120 I think I've heard of that guy.

01:15:43.460 But wait, what's the second one?

01:15:44.740 He's doing three years right now.

01:15:46.640 But he was pretty good.

01:15:47.860 Like actually, he was pretty good when he was on the field.

01:15:49.380 This whole thing is like that fucking Key and Peele bit

01:15:52.500 where they have the thing with the fucking –

01:15:54.660 That's what I told Derek whenever he sent it to me.

01:15:56.780 I was like, dude, this is just – I was like, this is so great.

01:16:00.600 And the other one, A-Ree Tulane.

01:16:02.780 That's the – but that's not – which one do you like?

01:16:05.680 So I don't think I got all the votes on that one.

01:16:07.800 What was the first one?

01:16:09.360 Quintavious Johnson.

01:16:10.620 No, no, I already went Quintavious.

01:16:12.340 And then A-Ree Tulane.

01:16:14.360 I'm going with A-Ree Tulane.

01:16:16.700 Quintavious.

01:16:21.260 You already said Quintavious.

01:16:22.420 What the fuck are you waiting for?

01:16:23.040 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:16:23.600 I didn't see it.

01:16:24.380 It's Quintavious Johnson.

01:16:25.800 Damn it.

01:16:26.500 No.

01:16:26.940 Yeah, it's Quintavious Johnson.

01:16:28.300 Which I – that one's way too easy.

01:16:31.780 Like, I felt like Quintavious.

01:16:32.560 It sounded too much like the – well, that's why I went against it.

01:16:34.200 But it sounded too much like that other one that we had that was like

01:16:36.240 Zontarius Johnson or something.

01:16:38.280 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:16:38.900 If they could start, like, doing this on a job interview, man,

01:16:41.380 I'd get every job.

01:16:44.840 And they – so they did send me this bonus.

01:16:46.920 They said, final question mark, Dave Smith or Robbie Bernstein,

01:16:50.640 which is the black name, the real black name.

01:16:54.040 It's definitely not Robbie Bernstein.

01:16:55.700 I mean, that's definitely not.

01:16:57.100 Yeah, that's true.

01:16:57.380 Dave Smith is more –

01:16:58.120 Hey, black people are Israelite, though.

01:16:59.440 I mean, they basically –

01:17:02.340 They just –

01:17:03.120 Like Obdi or something.

01:17:04.380 Is it a trick question?

01:17:05.380 I don't know if it's a trick question or not,

01:17:06.880 but obviously there's some black guy out there named Dave Smith.

01:17:10.700 Like, there's no question about that.

01:17:12.720 And a lot of those, like, last names come from, like, slave owners and shit.

01:17:16.840 So, like, Smith is more likely to have been a slave owner than a Bernstein.

01:17:21.000 The Jews didn't come along until after that fact, so, you know.

01:17:24.200 If there was a Bernstein who was doing that, he was probably making the most money,

01:17:27.980 and that guy was fucking awesome.

01:17:29.520 He really figured something out.

01:17:32.920 I'm going with Dave Smith, even though the only other Dave Smith I'm aware of

01:17:36.140 is the car dealer guy from DaveSmith.com.

01:17:40.440 No, let's be real, though.

01:17:42.200 If there were Jews in that – like, for that time period,

01:17:45.460 they were the ones dealing the fucking slaves, not the ones owning them.

01:17:48.900 Who owned the ships?

01:17:49.700 Can you imagine a straight-up Hasidic, like, slave owner

01:17:54.200 who talked like Foghorn Leghorn?

01:17:57.560 I say, I say, they ain't working hard out there today, I say.

01:18:02.680 I'm putting a pretty nickel in you.

01:18:07.880 Oh, fuck.

01:18:09.180 We still have, like, another seven, so they get better.

01:18:12.900 We did the bit.

01:18:13.460 I know, we did the bit.

01:18:14.720 I'm saying for the next, like, who are we doing the next time?

01:18:17.220 I think we've run to the ground for today.

01:18:18.700 It's so good.

01:18:19.620 There's some other great ones in here.

01:18:21.800 Jack Marius Green.

01:18:23.480 We went, like, two or three too many to where it's no longer funny,

01:18:26.820 but I got to giggle.

01:18:30.620 Are you guys getting any other pressing questions?

01:18:33.200 All right, go ahead.

01:18:34.760 No, I don't.

01:18:35.560 Is it –

01:18:36.460 I mean, did we –

01:18:36.980 Let's go to something.

01:18:38.000 No, I was just wondering if we decided, like,

01:18:39.700 if Joe Biden actually did shit his fans or not.

01:18:41.860 Are we saying he did?

01:18:42.600 But, I mean –

01:18:43.560 It's odd for that story to get totally invented,

01:18:47.360 but then the way it's been reported is a little bit odd as well,

01:18:50.460 where it's not –

01:18:52.440 Like, how would you know that that happened in a meeting and, like –

01:18:57.060 I think you would know.

01:18:57.480 It was, like, one –

01:18:59.180 What do you mean?

01:19:00.240 No, I'm saying, like –

01:19:01.020 No, no, no, no.

01:19:02.980 Look at this the other way.

01:19:04.640 You've got fucking secret –

01:19:06.780 Like, if that happened to any one of us,

01:19:08.620 your friends would try and help you out in that situation.

01:19:10.520 He's got secret service.

01:19:11.840 You're in a private meeting with the Pope.

01:19:13.820 You don't think there's, like, an emergency, like, hey,

01:19:17.160 the old guy just shat himself text line that they can't figure out

01:19:20.860 how to get him out of that situation.

01:19:22.320 It's not talking about it.

01:19:24.460 Well, if it's at, like –

01:19:25.480 I don't know if –

01:19:26.480 Is it the Papal Palace or what?

01:19:27.920 Well, the Pupal Palace, I guess.

01:19:29.520 But do they have, like, a color smoke that they put on display when that happens?

01:19:32.720 Oh, if the president shits himself?

01:19:34.000 Yeah, if the president shits himself, it's brown smoke coming out of, like, everything.

01:19:38.860 What's the secret service code word for that?

01:19:41.420 Is it, like, blackbird down?

01:19:42.540 What is it?

01:19:44.700 Diaper full.

01:19:45.900 Black turds.

01:19:47.680 There's a Malice tweet about this, and he was just like,

01:19:50.220 is it, like, are they going to start calling him Dookie?

01:19:52.320 Like, Dookie 1?

01:19:53.640 And I was just like, well, they just call the first lady Dr. Dookie.

01:19:56.060 All right, well, I think we've fucking run Robbie through the fucking gambit.

01:20:03.760 I think he's clearly over us now.

01:20:06.020 So if you guys want to go ahead and drop plugs, Robbie.

01:20:08.880 That's what we do on the show.

01:20:10.220 Yeah, I had a lot of people asking about your dates and if you're going to be in Albany.

01:20:14.600 I had a lot of people on the show asking about that.

01:20:17.080 I am absolutely in Albany, except I'm so disorganized I have to figure out where in Albany

01:20:22.320 because it's an email with some random fan with their house address.

01:20:25.320 So I got to go track that down.

01:20:26.780 But it's and Cuomo, actually.

01:20:28.780 Cuomo.

01:20:29.820 You can't be a fucking party at the governor's mansion.

01:20:32.120 Let's do that shit, dude.

01:20:33.100 Well, he's not there anymore.

01:20:35.240 It's all right.

01:20:35.820 I'll grab women with him.

01:20:36.840 Let's do it.

01:20:37.400 He got away with it for long enough.

01:20:38.660 It might be worth it.

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01:20:54.000 Atlanta and Chicago.

01:20:54.860 So do it in a ton of cities.

01:20:56.580 Hit me up.

01:20:57.200 Robbiethefire.com slash shows.

01:20:58.580 Links for all of them.

01:20:59.280 It's going to be an absolute blast.

01:21:00.520 And I already have a ticket to the New Hampshire one, so I'm going to be there Friday or Saturday.

01:21:05.840 Oh, there are two dates?

01:21:07.040 Oh, shit.

01:21:07.340 Should I go both?

01:21:08.400 No, it's going to be the same show both nights.

01:21:10.240 You can show up for it, but it's the same both nights.

01:21:12.480 But I get to see you more than once, man.

01:21:14.900 I don't know.

01:21:16.020 I'm bringing up some awesome comics for that.

01:21:18.080 And last year, I'm filming it Saturday night.

01:21:20.720 And last year, it was a ton of fun.

01:21:21.900 So I heard that Mexico one's going to be pretty fun, too.

01:21:25.620 That Mexico one sounds super fun.

01:21:26.680 I'm looking forward to that.

01:21:27.420 I'm going to be doing a live podcast with Peddling Fiction with Clint.

01:21:30.420 I'm also going to be running my end of year thing and probably some stand-up, too.

01:21:34.160 So that's going to be fun.

01:21:35.240 And I heard Mark Clare, angry Mark Clare, is going to be doing stand-up, I think.

01:21:40.380 Okay, that's interesting.

01:21:41.920 I like it.

01:21:42.320 Oh, you didn't hear that?

01:21:43.080 Okay.

01:21:43.620 Yeah, he mentioned that whenever he was on with Dave.

01:21:45.620 He was just like, yeah.

01:21:46.440 Because that's where I heard it from about you were going to be in – he said he was

01:21:49.960 going to be down there with you in Mexico, and he wants to do a stand-up, a little stand-up

01:21:52.860 routine he has.

01:21:53.980 You can add it, man.

01:21:55.320 Yeah, I'm having a little bit of FOMO because I missed the rescheduled Boston run-your-mouth

01:22:00.520 summer.

01:22:01.360 Yeah, that one was fun.

01:22:02.560 That was really fun.

01:22:04.060 Was that the one that didn't have audio?

01:22:05.360 No, I think we got – we got this – oh, no, no, that was in – that was really

01:22:11.580 funny.

01:22:12.200 That was in –

01:22:12.620 Dude, I turned – I tuned into that one.

01:22:14.300 I was excited.

01:22:15.340 And then I get there and for like 10 minutes, so I was just like, I guess – I just thought

01:22:18.860 it was like a pre-show kind of thing.

01:22:20.360 And then when I saw you up there, like, dude, I was like, okay, it's not no audio.

01:22:23.660 I thought it was really funny that some people thought I was just fucking with them and

01:22:27.100 ran the whole show without audio.

01:22:28.880 I mean, that show is up now with audio.

01:22:31.560 It just didn't stream live with audio.

01:22:33.500 I corrected it later.

01:22:34.680 Oh, okay.

01:22:35.360 It was not the Boston one.

01:22:37.880 We were doing our 9-11 show during your Boston one, which is why I wasn't there.

01:22:42.460 The Boston one was fun.

01:22:43.440 The smoke out, bug out.

01:22:44.600 Hopefully, I'll do that more often.

01:22:45.820 That one went really well.

01:22:47.140 Nice.

01:22:47.400 That would have been a malice-level troll to do some shit like that.

01:22:49.700 That would be almost like as if you made out this big deal of a special guest and ended

01:22:54.240 up being some stupid fucking puppet or some shit like that, you know?

01:22:59.520 I don't know if you're aware of that, Robbie.

01:23:00.940 It's a weird play getting a specific group of people that actually like you and then just

01:23:05.320 fucking with them.

01:23:07.140 You know what I mean?

01:23:08.220 It's like Calvin's like funny because he's fucking with other people and you feel like

01:23:11.540 you're in on the joke.

01:23:12.360 It's weird if it's just like, I'm just going to torture my fans.

01:23:15.700 But I guess it's like from Alice, I guess.

01:23:17.740 I don't know.

01:23:18.040 I don't get it.

01:23:18.700 I was not pleased by that because it's not even like the one thing it was funny in some

01:23:22.700 way, but yeah, we were even in there.

01:23:24.940 We left.

01:23:26.460 I did not leave.

01:23:27.640 I was in there.

01:23:28.200 I kept poking in.

01:23:30.580 That was in Tom Woods 2000?

01:23:32.260 Yeah.

01:23:32.780 Yeah.

01:23:33.080 They said he had a big guest and then he had a puppet.

01:23:35.900 I mean, that's funny.

01:23:36.660 I got to go.

01:23:37.020 Yeah.

01:23:37.060 It was a ventriloquist.

01:23:38.140 It was a ventriloquist dummy version of Tom Woods.

01:23:41.240 Yeah.

01:23:41.520 Tom Wood.

01:23:43.000 Okay.

01:23:43.880 And then was the Tom Wood funny?

01:23:45.880 Malice was, he was, it was like, he did like, it was Malice, so he was funny in his own

01:23:53.720 way, I guess.

01:23:54.560 It was like a troll, a troll ventriloquist act, let's say.

01:24:00.160 The funniest part of all that was that.

01:24:01.820 I mean, that's pretty funny to say that you got a big guest and then just have a fucking

01:24:04.920 puppet.

01:24:05.480 Oh, dude.

01:24:06.020 As far as they hyped it up for forever.

01:24:08.000 They hyped that up so big.

01:24:09.780 Literally for a year.

01:24:10.820 Literally for a whole year.

01:24:11.620 He was talking about how great his guest is going to be.

01:24:14.000 Everybody was talking about, oh, it's going to be Alex Jones.

01:24:16.200 Oh, it's going to be like fucking a Hopper.

01:24:19.080 It's going to be somebody.

01:24:19.900 I think I'm talking about fucking Florida posting, like making tweets while he's in

01:24:23.340 Florida.

01:24:23.680 Everybody thought it was going to be him.

01:24:24.780 Like, yeah.

01:24:25.020 Apparently Alex Jones was actually, he was not the guest, but he was actually going to

01:24:28.260 be at Tom Woods.

01:24:29.140 And then there was some reason that prevented him from actually going, but he was actually

01:24:32.580 going to be there.

01:24:33.500 I heard when I was in Texas, somebody tried to get him to come to my comedy show, which

01:24:37.100 would have made my life.

01:24:38.380 Hopefully when I, when I, when I tape this end of year thing, which has a huge Corona and

01:24:42.520 global warming chunk, I'm going to try and get it his way.

01:24:45.000 Cause I think he would appreciate me.

01:24:46.800 And obviously he's got a pretty big fan base, but, uh, I, I would love to interact with

01:24:51.540 that guy.

01:24:52.280 Oh yeah.

01:24:52.800 Oh man.

01:24:53.340 Dude, we want to get him.

01:24:54.300 We want to get him on this show.

01:24:55.580 That would be like the peak.

01:24:56.960 Impossible.

01:24:57.460 The pinnacle, man.

01:24:58.260 I think it's, shoot your shot.

01:25:04.640 All right.

01:25:05.460 Plugs.

01:25:06.000 Robbie.

01:25:07.080 Yeah.

01:25:07.520 It's been, it's been great, man.

01:25:08.560 Thanks for coming on again.

01:25:09.800 No, thanks for having me.

01:25:10.540 My plugs, you motherfucker.

01:25:11.720 Oh, everybody knows who you are.

01:25:12.960 Jose.

01:25:13.380 Yeah.

01:25:14.300 No way.

01:25:14.840 Jose is my show.

01:25:15.840 You can find me on YouTube.

01:25:16.640 All the major podcatchers.

01:25:17.860 I'm on Odyssey as well.

01:25:19.260 Definitely make sure to follow me on Odyssey.

01:25:20.760 Cause I am dropping a fucking episode on the election shit and fucking, and it's a, it's

01:25:25.140 a double dinger.

01:25:25.940 It's that and January 6th.

01:25:28.160 So do you believe that?

01:25:29.260 Do you believe that the election was actually stolen?

01:25:31.600 I mean, I'm not, I don't net.

01:25:34.360 Okay.

01:25:34.820 I wouldn't be against the idea of it, but I don't, I honestly don't assert it either.

01:25:38.200 But at the same time, I take the position that at this point, the media and all these

01:25:42.800 like the tech and stuff are basically wings of the government.

01:25:45.260 So they were fucking Trump for like four years.

01:25:47.900 So in, in essentially in effect, they might as well have, cause they were clearly had an

01:25:52.100 agenda the entire time.

01:25:53.160 So even if you accept the election was completely in the up and up, they clearly fucking like

01:25:58.000 the government clearly, to some extent, the deep state, whatever the fuck you want to

01:26:01.460 call it, you know, they manipulate it to some extent.

01:26:04.440 So, and I'm not even saying they didn't even have to mess with a single vote.

01:26:07.480 They did enough to fuck them over in that way.

01:26:09.520 So, and I don't know, that's kind of where my stance, I wouldn't be, I wouldn't be surprised

01:26:13.660 if they did though.

01:26:14.440 I mean, I don't, I mean, every, every election, in my opinion, has some level of fucking, you

01:26:19.720 know, fuckery.

01:26:21.300 So pretty much exactly that last week is what got our previous episode taken down from YouTube,

01:26:27.120 got us a strike.

01:26:28.220 And now this one is going to get, get stricken too.

01:26:31.000 Well, we're like an hour and a half deep.

01:26:32.080 Maybe we can escape from it that way.

01:26:33.540 I did want to say this.

01:26:34.280 So somebody asked, uh, do you want us to fall on Odyssey from now on?

01:26:37.680 As actually, yeah, we, we really do want to push Odyssey a ton because we're not going

01:26:41.880 to be able to stay on YouTube for forever.

01:26:43.360 Like it is also, it's just not going to be fun for us to have to like censor, like when

01:26:48.540 we talk about shit.

01:26:49.460 So like, we're still going to, we're talking about what we're going to do with YouTube and how

01:26:53.360 we're going to, Jose has some, like has some ideas of what we want to do with it.

01:26:56.600 So, yeah, I mean, let me know what you guys think.

01:26:58.640 I think, well, my thought is, I think we should do from going forward is we stream to Odyssey

01:27:03.080 and we stream to an unlisted video on fucking YouTube.

01:27:06.740 And that will only be for patrons, which we're considering making a patron and obviously for

01:27:11.340 our, like people in our tower gang group chat who have been there from the beginning.

01:27:15.180 So, cause I kind of like the idea.

01:27:16.820 It'll like, uh, it'll kind of give more of that, like, um, community, a feel we had at

01:27:21.040 the beginning.

01:27:21.500 Cause we had a close knit community and now that we've grown in size, it's a little bit less

01:27:25.700 of the community and we liked the interaction in the chat, but it kind of, uh, you know,

01:27:29.940 it, it, it'll, it'll still have that.

01:27:31.400 Like if you want to be in on that community, you got to have a little bit of a buy-in, you

01:27:35.160 know, whether that's going to Odyssey, whether that's going to pay us or whether that's, you

01:27:38.740 know, you're just one of the OGs that's been there from the beginning.

01:27:40.940 So, well, and we'd also need Odyssey to actually have their chat come over to StreamYard, which

01:27:45.520 it apparently is not yet.

01:27:47.300 Yeah.

01:27:47.720 So I don't know.

01:27:48.440 We can figure it out.

01:27:49.040 Maybe we can just have that open.

01:27:50.340 Cause they do have a chat, right?

01:27:52.000 Yeah.

01:27:52.340 I'm literally watching it.

01:27:53.280 Yeah.

01:27:53.660 Yeah.

01:27:53.920 It was pretty popping actually.

01:27:55.180 So yeah.

01:27:56.480 All right.

01:27:57.080 Maybe brought up some.

01:27:59.200 Let's take some chat comments.

01:28:00.540 I love chat comments.

01:28:01.580 Yeah.

01:28:01.760 You got any chat comments?

01:28:02.400 Oh, sure.

01:28:02.600 You don't.

01:28:02.900 Yeah.

01:28:03.140 Fuck it.

01:28:03.580 Let's see.

01:28:04.220 Anybody got any, we had, although there was actually a couple, um, uh, so Liberty and

01:28:08.760 podcast for you said urban names are usually about the place or car they were conceived

01:28:12.660 at.

01:28:13.560 Um, uh, Boghorn Leghorn said this is almost as good as Legion of Skanks, who's most justified, which that's,

01:28:21.000 that's such a great fucking, he's that, uh, plantation owner we just mentioned, right?

01:28:25.220 Yes.

01:28:26.200 He's one of my patrons, by the way, patron.com says no way Jose 2020.

01:28:30.520 Actually he did.

01:28:31.880 Boghorn Leghorn said check out no way Jose's Patreon too for $20 a month members.

01:28:35.460 He'll hang dong if you're into that.

01:28:37.440 Yeah.

01:28:37.920 I, everyone I asked today what I could do.

01:28:40.280 You said you're married, but do you still live at your parents' house?

01:28:43.220 No, this is my house.

01:28:44.640 This is my fucking house.

01:28:45.200 That just, that just looks like teenager room, but okay.

01:28:47.460 No, this is like, uh, what's called a sitting room and it's attached to my master bedroom.

01:28:52.260 My wife was the one that like, Hey, you could put, start putting all your nerd shit in here.

01:28:55.460 Cause I had a bunch of little random shit.

01:28:56.760 And I was like, really?

01:28:58.660 I love you.

01:29:02.240 It's actually, no, it's actually still his like childhood room and he still has the race

01:29:05.320 car bed in there that he fucks on.

01:29:06.800 He's just like, he's got to go fast basically.

01:29:10.080 Yeah.

01:29:10.240 It's his parents' basement actually.

01:29:11.740 I don't think anything else good or no, they all trash like there was that nobody stopped.

01:29:20.620 Nobody was, uh, saying anything else.

01:29:22.500 So I think it threw it off.

01:29:23.680 Not having the super chats.

01:29:24.580 Cause people actually ask questions, super chats.

01:29:26.440 People just saying dumb shit in the comments and they don't think we're actually going to

01:29:28.820 bring it up.

01:29:29.420 Right.

01:29:29.800 So you said you put your nerd shit in here as code for anal.

01:29:33.720 So, um,

01:29:34.540 anal's good when you're given, not receiving.

01:29:43.380 I'm guessing.

01:29:44.940 Either way, you know, that's my jam, dude.

01:29:48.880 Since I kicked the cheese, you got to fill the time somehow.

01:29:51.940 This is something I always talk about how I shit a boner because like whenever I take

01:29:55.760 a nice big fat shit, I like, I get erect for some reason.

01:30:00.300 Cause you're not like, you're the sound of that.

01:30:02.720 Yeah, I know.

01:30:03.160 But I just didn't know if that was.

01:30:04.360 That's your body telling you you're gay.

01:30:06.160 Yeah.

01:30:06.560 It's like, it was just like, hey man, uh, you should probably check this stuff out.

01:30:10.700 I think you'll like it.

01:30:11.440 And I'm just, I've never done it.

01:30:12.760 I love how the first time you brought it up, you're kind of like, hey guys, you guys

01:30:15.660 do this too, right?

01:30:16.560 And we're like, what?

01:30:19.400 I thought it was a normal thing for guys.

01:30:21.360 I just thought like, you know, it, like you're, you got a turd tickling your prostate.

01:30:25.580 Nope, it's your, uh, particular biology.

01:30:27.400 I thought it was just a turd tickles your prostate and you just, you know, you get erect.

01:30:31.900 You take a piss.

01:30:33.340 I mean, you gotta do not relate.

01:30:35.140 Fat Dave, when you, um, when you go to the doctor and you have to get like the prostate

01:30:39.380 exam, like does that, does that do it for you?

01:30:41.060 I'm 25.

01:30:42.360 I haven't gotten a prostate exam, you dumbass.

01:30:45.400 God damn it.

01:30:46.060 Why am I so old?

01:30:48.040 Wait, Toad, how old are you?

01:30:49.960 36.

01:30:51.200 Oh, I might need a prostate exam.

01:30:55.060 Dude, I haven't seen a doctor in like four years.

01:30:57.380 You got that gas digital insurance, that health insurance to go on.

01:31:03.100 No, I got the, uh, uh, I, I, wait, where's my wallet?

01:31:07.180 I have something and I hate it.

01:31:08.940 I absolutely hate it.

01:31:10.060 And every single year when open enrollment comes back around, I say, I'm going to get

01:31:13.420 rid of it.

01:31:14.780 Wait, do you, you don't have that?

01:31:15.960 Um, I'll go ahead.

01:31:17.540 No, where's my fucking card?

01:31:18.960 Hold on.

01:31:19.400 What's that thing that, uh, I just start showing up my credit cards in the camera.

01:31:23.520 In my driver's license.

01:31:25.700 No, that's okay.

01:31:26.240 I have Liberty HealthShare and it is absolute trash.

01:31:30.200 And people in the audience were like, the people in the audience were like, oh, you don't

01:31:33.980 have health care?

01:31:34.480 Go get Liberty HealthShare.

01:31:35.400 And they fucking suck.

01:31:36.220 I hate them.

01:31:37.000 Is that the one that you guys advertise on Dave?

01:31:40.320 No, no, I wouldn't trash an advertiser.

01:31:43.120 I wouldn't trash an advertiser.

01:31:44.820 No, I'm in theory, it should be a great product because essentially what it is, it's a Christian

01:31:48.960 health sharing service.

01:31:50.560 Oh, it's that one.

01:31:51.160 Yeah.

01:31:51.300 So it's not, it's not insurance, which means that they can, uh, they don't have to insure

01:31:55.440 for preexisting conditions.

01:31:57.460 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:31:58.300 Aren't you a Jew?

01:31:59.100 Did we just expose you right now?

01:32:01.140 No, I actually thought, I actually didn't think I'd be accepted on that basis because

01:32:05.720 I did like, but their, their actual like statement of belief has nothing to do with Christianity.

01:32:11.420 It's just like, I'll live a healthy lifestyle.

01:32:13.380 I won't have AIDS.

01:32:14.000 I won't fuck monkeys.

01:32:14.880 I mean, in a sense, the OGs are the other, the, the Jews are the OG Christians.

01:32:19.840 So there you go.

01:32:21.040 No, on paper, it makes perfect sense that like every other insurance product has certain

01:32:27.440 laws that drives up the price of it.

01:32:29.400 And so since this isn't an actual insurance product, you should be able to get better rates

01:32:33.500 because they can actually get rid of preexisting conditions.

01:32:36.760 My experience with the, firstly, it's not cheap.

01:32:39.020 I think I spent 500 bucks a month.

01:32:41.160 Nobody knows what the fuck it is.

01:32:43.260 Nobody knows.

01:32:44.080 So if I go anywhere, I have to pay out of pocket for them to reimburse me.

01:32:48.160 I don't want to do paperwork.

01:32:49.700 Even if I put in the paperwork, I don't think I get it.

01:32:51.860 I once had an incident where I had something, literally I had something stuck in my eye.

01:32:55.180 I was on my bike in New York City.

01:32:56.380 I got something stuck in my eye.

01:32:57.160 I went into like the emergency, not emergency room, like an emergency care.

01:33:00.280 And they call up like the Liberty HealthShare people and they just get put on hold.

01:33:03.740 And I'm like, fuck it, I'll pay out of pocket.

01:33:05.140 Like I'm in pain.

01:33:06.240 You know what I mean?

01:33:06.640 Like there's something stuck in my fucking eye.

01:33:08.120 Like I'm not waiting on hold.

01:33:09.620 So I hate them.

01:33:10.800 I find I first haven't seen a dot, like a primary care person in forever.

01:33:14.620 Anytime I've needed care, I just ended up paying for out of pocket.

01:33:17.800 So now I've got insurance that I don't use.

01:33:20.320 So there you go.

01:33:21.400 I'm fully, sorry.

01:33:22.280 I'm hammered.

01:33:22.840 Liberty HealthShare.

01:33:23.800 You guys want to cop my insurance and figure out your bullshit.

01:33:26.400 Sure.

01:33:26.900 I'll take your money back.

01:33:28.280 Someone said, did it?

01:33:30.060 Yeah, go for it.

01:33:31.060 I don't like it.

01:33:31.780 Didn't Rob say it would work better if he actually submitted reimbursement?

01:33:34.760 Oh no, the one time I did it, they haven't fucking reimbursed.

01:33:38.800 Like the one or two times I've taken the time to put in for the reimbursement, I've heard

01:33:42.040 nothing from them.

01:33:43.040 When I've been in doctor's offices and they've submitted claims, they don't know what the

01:33:46.240 fuck they are.

01:33:47.200 And then I saw the CEO put out some video.

01:33:49.400 I was like, oh, these people don't have their shit together.

01:33:51.100 So sadly, I'm going to have to get myself some real insurance.

01:33:53.500 Yeah, it definitely did sound like, it definitely did sound like, hey, I have this, this thing

01:33:58.480 and I don't ever use it, but I fucking hate it.

01:34:03.060 I hate it because I'm, I'd be concerned, I'm reluctant to like seek medical care because

01:34:08.600 I know that I'm going to have to pay out of pocket and I'm probably not getting reimbursed

01:34:11.960 for it.

01:34:13.140 Robbie's this close to single payer healthcare.

01:34:15.220 He's like, I mean, he's right there on it.

01:34:18.360 What's that?

01:34:19.040 The advocating, the Obamacare, like the single payer healthcare, like, get rid of all of

01:34:25.820 it so that I can just buy myself a catastrophic plan.

01:34:28.940 Catastrophic.

01:34:29.380 I don't know why I said it that way.

01:34:31.720 Exactly.

01:34:32.380 Well, my wife has texted me, my wife has texted me saying, hey, come to bed.

01:34:36.360 So I might have to get, I might have to get out of here.

01:34:39.440 Oh, yeah.

01:34:40.600 You know how it is.

01:34:41.560 And into her.

01:34:42.480 Yeah, we know.

01:34:44.160 All right.

01:34:44.860 We've dragged this through long enough.

01:34:46.680 We really appreciate you coming on, Robbie.

01:34:48.420 This was fun.

01:34:49.200 I'll have to get you on my show sometime.

01:34:51.060 Please, hit me up.

01:34:51.980 Yeah.

01:34:52.440 Hell yeah.

01:34:53.840 All right.

01:34:54.320 We'll talk Jewish law for an hour.

01:34:57.160 All right.

01:34:57.860 Let's get into it, dude.

01:34:59.980 Hey, thanks again, guys.

01:35:01.560 We'll see you next time.

01:35:03.720 All right.

01:35:04.820 Peace out.

01:35:05.420 Peace out.

Tower Gang - November 03, 2021

Ep 42 - AIDS From the Source w⧸ Robbie Bernstein

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