Tower Gang - Ep 7 - Dave Smith is a Statist w⧸ Brian McWilliams & Will Fite

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00:00:15.280 Yeah, man.

00:00:16.320 Way to get. 1.00

00:00:17.260 Way to get fucked up quick. 1.00

00:00:18.700 All right. 0.99

00:00:19.480 Welcome to another episode of Tower Power Hour.

00:00:22.380 Welcome all you letter phallus lovers.

00:00:25.380 I am Toad back again, and I'm here with Fat Dave Alt.

00:00:30.300 For the second straight week.

00:00:32.440 And tonight we got a couple of beer-swilling gentlemen on the show.

00:00:37.700 We have Will Fite and Brian McWilliams, and I will let them give any sort of intro that they want.

00:00:45.920 Will, how are you doing?

00:00:47.840 I'm doing pretty good.

00:00:49.080 It's Monday.

00:00:50.480 Yeah, Monday.

00:00:51.620 So, of course, that kind of blows.

00:00:53.440 But, yeah, I don't know what day it is half the time.

00:00:55.520 But, yeah, it's going.

00:00:57.400 You know, I was in Detroit this last weekend.

00:00:59.060 That was a lot of fun.

00:00:59.680 But, yeah, I had a lot of beer there, too.

00:01:03.440 Is Detroit known for its beer or just its rampant poverty and bad water?

00:01:08.520 Are you sure you're drinking beer and not just bad water?

00:01:12.180 No, I wasn't in Flint.

00:01:13.420 Beer comes from every tap.

00:01:14.320 I wasn't in Flint, definitely.

00:01:15.920 But I found the oldest bar in Detroit.

00:01:19.060 It was started in 1904.

00:01:21.680 So I went there and just got absolutely hammered.

00:01:23.940 I didn't have to drive back to Indianapolis.

00:01:25.540 So it was a good time.

00:01:28.440 Nice.

00:01:29.480 What is the name of the oldest bar in Detroit?

00:01:31.180 Oh, sorry.

00:01:31.660 I'm curious.

00:01:32.380 I'm Brian.

00:01:33.120 Hello.

00:01:33.620 Brian.

00:01:34.340 What's happening?

00:01:35.720 It's called Jacoby's Beer Garden.

00:01:38.760 Oh, sweet.

00:01:40.080 Yeah.

00:01:41.220 It's bathrooms are in like a basement.

00:01:42.780 And like I was – my head was like brushing the top of the ceiling. 1.00

00:01:46.720 Another man's balls. 0.99

00:01:49.780 That's where the beer comes from. 1.00

00:01:51.800 That's where the beer comes from, yeah.

00:01:52.980 They pump it straight up. 0.98

00:01:55.140 The beer is stored in the balls, man. 0.97

00:01:57.320 Beer is stored in the balls.

00:01:58.920 Literal fish water.

00:02:00.880 I mean, I know Grand Rapids, Michigan is known for being a huge beer city.

00:02:05.000 So there is that at least. 0.98

00:02:06.280 But it's not Detroit, which I assume is a shitty city. 0.93

00:02:09.480 No offense to any Detroit people. 0.97

00:02:13.440 You know what you think, right? 0.98

00:02:14.800 Detroit had such a – it was such a shitty place for so long. 0.97

00:02:18.480 The property was so cheap in Detroit. 0.94

00:02:20.300 You could buy like a whole city block for like 100 grand.

00:02:22.780 So if you're a beer distributor, right? 0.99

00:02:24.720 If you've got a brewery, you're like, shit, let's go start it up in Detroit, man. 0.99

00:02:27.620 Property is cheap. 0.99

00:02:28.260 We can put stills everywhere.

00:02:29.540 We can just use these old abandoned tractor trailers.

00:02:31.620 We'll fill them up with some yeast.

00:02:33.200 Good to go.

00:02:34.560 Well, no, the funny thing is is like there is construction all over the place in downtown Detroit.

00:02:38.960 So it's like, yeah, people are like, hey, man, like I'm going to go buy a 50 grand plot of land. 0.99

00:02:43.220 It's like worth like 2 million anywhere else and just say, fuck it. 1.00

00:02:47.220 Let's gentrify the fuck out of Detroit, baby. 1.00

00:02:49.540 Yeah, wall it in. 0.75

00:02:50.680 All right, guys, we're moving up to Detroit.

00:02:53.420 Let's go.

00:02:56.080 You could actually have a tower for the podcast there.

00:02:59.380 I mean, I'm sure you could buy probably, you know, probably some old Ford tower you could purchase.

00:03:04.900 Yeah, let's get a literal tower in Detroit, Michigan.

00:03:09.260 A free city of Detroit.

00:03:10.400 Oh, I don't know about that.

00:03:15.200 We'll make it. 0.98

00:03:16.100 I think Whitmer would burn you at the stake before that happened. 0.98

00:03:18.040 Oh, I forgot. 1.00

00:03:19.260 You did deal with fucking Gretchen Whitmer. 1.00

00:03:21.720 You'll have to lure her with your sexual wiles. 1.00

00:03:24.600 Do a little fan dance, you know.

00:03:28.020 Like What's-Her-Face Ohuru did in Star Trek 5. 1.00

00:03:32.660 Except, yeah, we're in reverse.

00:03:34.600 Everybody, welcome to the Try to Kidnap Gretchen Whitmer podcast number two. 1.00

00:03:40.960 Well, shit, man. 0.99

00:03:41.600 You just tell her your name is Florida and she'd probably just come right to you. 1.00

00:03:48.080 Did you see that she actually, they just did a mask mandate for children two to four years old.

00:03:54.280 Like today, they just put that mask mandate out.

00:03:56.700 Of course they did. 1.00

00:03:57.940 Fucking Michigan, man. 1.00

00:04:00.160 It's the worst state. 1.00

00:04:01.200 Worse than Ohio.

00:04:03.420 And I feel like that's similar to other states as well, but yeah.

00:04:06.920 And I mean, there's like, in certain situations, of course, there's no way that you can mask children that are that young. 0.98

00:04:13.180 I mean, everything about it is so ridiculous, man. 0.96

00:04:15.700 Yeah. 0.92

00:04:16.300 Like my daughter is like a year and a half and I can't think of putting a mask on her.

00:04:20.180 I mean, now she would just rip it straight off. 1.00

00:04:21.960 I mean, anything you put on her, she'd rip straight off. 1.00

00:04:24.020 I don't know how you'd possibly expect a mask to stay on. 0.96

00:04:25.760 You'd have to literally like put it on like a fucking Hannibal mask and just like latch it onto her face with some, some bars on. 0.97

00:04:32.200 It's the only way it would stay on there. 0.99

00:04:33.640 You never thought of muzzling your daughter? 0.62

00:04:36.060 Well, I thought about muzzling my wife a little bit more, but my daughter once in a while.

00:04:41.040 They all get muzzled eventually in the Brian McWilliams household.

00:04:44.820 That's just, uh, that's just part and parcel with coming in.

00:04:47.180 That's part of the prenup I have everybody sign.

00:04:50.380 I wonder if a ball gag works just as good as a mask.

00:04:52.520 Ooh, there's only one way to find out. 0.99

00:04:57.120 Are we just talking about his actual balls? 0.99

00:05:00.780 It's just a T bag. 0.99

00:05:01.900 They are, they are red and rubbery and you can bounce them up and down and they do have leather spikes attached to them.

00:05:06.900 So either way works.

00:05:08.360 It's a T gag.

00:05:09.400 All right.

00:05:13.880 So, um, so you guys are running a, uh, charity event, uh, this weekend, right?

00:05:18.720 The, uh, the case race.

00:05:20.300 Uh, so if you guys want to promote that, talk about that.

00:05:23.460 I think, Will, I think you started it.

00:05:25.080 I don't even know the origins of this, but.

00:05:27.180 Okay.

00:05:27.360 Yeah.

00:05:27.580 So, uh, the case race for Liberty is an idea I had about, uh, last July.

00:05:32.000 Um, I was bored.

00:05:34.220 I was living in Oklahoma city.

00:05:35.420 I was working at home Depot and I was doing stuff with the OKLP.

00:05:38.360 And I was like, you know what?

00:05:39.360 Like I like drinking a lot.

00:05:42.040 I was drinking a lot because I didn't have anything better to do is working at home Depot.

00:05:45.440 Um, then I was like, you know what?

00:05:46.700 I want to be able to drink a case race, but you know, have a reason to do a case race.

00:05:52.280 So I was like, Hey, let's do the case race for Liberty.

00:05:54.260 I kind of threw it out there.

00:05:56.060 I didn't have as much of a following as I do now, which I mean, it's still pretty limited.

00:06:00.760 I got, but that's not the point.

00:06:02.160 Anyway, it's, um, I was like, you know what?

00:06:05.800 Let's see if we can do this.

00:06:06.920 And I got the idea again about two, three weeks ago.

00:06:09.440 And I was like, you know what?

00:06:10.060 I think it's the, it's the right time.

00:06:12.620 It's the right time for the case race for Liberty.

00:06:14.660 So I threw it out there.

00:06:16.160 So see if anyone was interested, uh, unironic and cap helped me out.

00:06:19.320 He kind of got, uh, some people behind it.

00:06:21.820 And, uh, here we are.

00:06:22.960 So really what it's going to be is there's nine of us because Toad got added to the roster

00:06:26.740 last minute, last Thursday.

00:06:28.860 He asked to be on it.

00:06:30.960 Well, I was completely hammered by the way, completely hammered asked me, Hey, can I be

00:06:35.900 on it?

00:06:36.300 And I was like, you know what?

00:06:37.560 How can I say no to that?

00:06:38.680 I can't.

00:06:39.780 So, so Toad's on it now.

00:06:43.380 And there's nine of us.

00:06:44.320 And, uh, each of us is representing a charity.

00:06:46.540 So each of us are going to go toe to toe with one each with each other with our own, you

00:06:50.900 know, beer of choice.

00:06:51.640 You have to have 30 of them, 30 rack and, uh, finish the whole thing.

00:06:56.020 You have four hours to do it.

00:06:57.340 Or really, it's really going to be the person who gets the closest because I don't, I don't

00:07:01.100 foresee anyone other than myself being able to finish all 30.

00:07:04.140 I don't think, I mean, I, I in theory could, but I don't see it being a strong possibility,

00:07:09.620 especially as then I got this, I got this little kid at home running around.

00:07:13.300 I got to kiss her a good night and everything else.

00:07:14.760 But I'd also, you know, I'm a little older than everybody, probably, I think I think

00:07:18.420 probably at least five years.

00:07:20.620 I'm saying older, because I'm, I'm over 40, but that being said, I drink a lot, got a

00:07:25.660 hell of a liver.

00:07:26.660 And, uh, we did something similar over a lines of Liberty.

00:07:30.220 We tried this at pork fest a couple of years ago, but we did a live podcast, but with two

00:07:34.840 handles of Jack Daniels and teams of three.

00:07:37.780 And we tried to finish the handle in an hour.

00:07:39.620 We did not end up finishing the handle.

00:07:41.640 We ended up finishing half of the handle, end up throwing, throwing up and rolling down

00:07:44.780 the hill at pork fest and then passing out.

00:07:47.100 But this time, I don't know.

00:07:49.580 I'm feeling good, feeling confident, feeling lean and mean.

00:07:52.480 My Vegas tune up this past weekend is helping.

00:07:54.980 So, okay.

00:07:55.960 So you're drinking Bud Light.

00:07:57.740 So yeah, you, you have a pretty good shot.

00:08:00.400 I mean, I'm going Bush Light.

00:08:01.440 So I almost changed it at the last minute.

00:08:04.000 I almost changed the hams at the last minute.

00:08:05.760 But then that thing with Bush Light happened last week where they, uh, they told me, they 0.98

00:08:09.860 would send me some free shit if I, you know, got so many retweets. 0.97

00:08:12.860 And then I was like, well, can't, can't bail on Bush Light now. 0.98

00:08:15.700 They actually went, I was actually, I sent that DM and a day went by and like, well, you

00:08:20.280 know what?

00:08:20.500 They didn't even respond. 1.00

00:08:21.280 Fuck them. 1.00

00:08:21.940 And then they did. 1.00

00:08:24.020 So I was like, oh, now I can't change.

00:08:26.020 But there's some people that I'm like.

00:08:28.280 By the way, what happened with that?

00:08:29.500 Did you get, did they actually respond?

00:08:31.000 Yeah, they got my, they got my information.

00:08:32.800 They're sending me something.

00:08:33.420 I don't know what they're sending to me, but they're sending me a care package.

00:08:36.180 Stomach pump.

00:08:36.940 Probably.

00:08:37.760 I hope, I hope before Saturday, just so I could be like, here is my, my care package.

00:08:44.580 Uh, shout out Bush Light.

00:08:45.600 Unofficial, official sponsor of the case race for Liberty.

00:08:48.980 Rogues in the chat, uh, bushing, uh, blasting Bush right now in the chat.

00:08:54.480 So everyone loves to burn through it.

00:08:56.880 Real libertarians reject Bush.

00:08:58.780 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:59.880 See, I would have gone with Yingling, America's oldest brewery.

00:09:02.540 Cause I'm originally from Philadelphia area, right?

00:09:05.020 That's a great beer to drink.

00:09:06.380 Nice and smooth, but also not that carbonated, which is a key too.

00:09:10.840 And Bud Light, unfortunately is quite carbonated.

00:09:12.880 So you fill up on it.

00:09:13.820 You got to keep burping.

00:09:15.300 Yeah.

00:09:15.540 It's a tricky little wrinkle in the competition.

00:09:18.860 So you ordered your, uh, case like the night of, didn't you?

00:09:23.240 Well, I tried to.

00:09:25.420 Well, and, and also I, I actually nominated Brian McWilliams for this when I saw it because

00:09:29.860 I was like, I know, I know Brian is a prolific drinker in the Liberty movement.

00:09:35.560 So I nominated him.

00:09:37.160 Yeah.

00:09:37.380 So I have a strategy.

00:09:38.780 I'm going with Genesee light.

00:09:42.160 Jenny.

00:09:42.780 Oh God.

00:09:43.860 Wow.

00:09:44.640 That's bold.

00:09:45.520 That's a bold move.

00:09:46.140 Cotton.

00:09:46.400 I, well, I just, I've, I had the worst hangover of my entire life off of Genesee cream ale

00:09:52.200 back in college now, 20 plus years ago.

00:09:55.320 So that beer has given me horrible, horrible times and nightmares.

00:09:58.960 So anytime I hear Genesee, I immediately think of nightmarish vomit of staring at the

00:10:02.740 ceiling.

00:10:03.340 I didn't have a room.

00:10:04.520 I was in a fraternity and I didn't have a room ready. 0.98

00:10:06.420 So we just had to lay up in the living room on couches along our shit for a day and 0.99

00:10:10.540 vomit all over everything. 0.99

00:10:11.640 It was horrible.

00:10:12.880 So I envy that in you, uh, the day after the tournament.

00:10:16.540 Looking forward to you getting puke all over that fancy gaming chair of yours. 1.00

00:10:20.180 Oh, it's already green.

00:10:22.260 That's the good news.

00:10:24.100 I have actually never puked as a result of alcohol in all my years.

00:10:28.920 I guess.

00:10:29.240 How many times have you tried to drink 30 beers in four hours?

00:10:32.140 I black out and I pass out, uh, probably the most I've done in four hours.

00:10:35.540 I mean, it's, it's definitely not even close to 30.

00:10:37.740 We're probably looking at, I don't know, maybe 15, somewhere in that range.

00:10:42.760 And should he be like, we'd be talking about Bud Light or something like that.

00:10:46.400 The reason I'm going with Jenny light though, Jenny light is 3.8% alcohol.

00:10:53.860 It's lower than all of yours, man.

00:10:55.580 And if you ever, if you've ever had it, it's pretty easy to drink.

00:10:58.460 It is not the cream mail.

00:10:59.740 The cream mail is like five and a half and it's definitely a different, a different ball game.

00:11:04.180 It's a better beer, but we're going with the light.

00:11:08.720 It's my strategy.

00:11:09.720 Go low ABV.

00:11:11.660 Uh, on ironic's trying to change his right now.

00:11:13.960 And he's like, can I change mine?

00:11:15.240 And I was like, yeah, but I need to know what it is first.

00:11:17.920 Cause I had this weird feeling.

00:11:19.140 He's going to like, try to find some non-alcoholic beer and sneak it in under the radar.

00:11:23.520 And I'm going to be like, he's going to be like, yeah, guys, I have 30 beers.

00:11:26.440 I feel fine.

00:11:27.220 It's like, yeah, it's sort of like shine.

00:11:29.020 Uh, you know what they call it?

00:11:29.760 Like the summer shandy that's like, yeah, two and a half percent mixed with lemonade.

00:11:34.040 Oh yeah.

00:11:34.680 But those, the shandies, you don't want to, like, you know, those fruit beers, those are

00:11:38.600 going to be more carbonated.

00:11:40.140 You can't, you can't drink those fast.

00:11:42.640 Yeah.

00:11:43.100 All the sugar in there, you would feel terrible.

00:11:45.400 Oh yeah.

00:11:46.300 Someone asked if they could do, um, a seltzer.

00:11:48.740 And I said, don't do that to yourself.

00:11:50.700 You will hate yourself.

00:11:53.080 Someone's going to drink 30 White Claws.

00:11:56.240 Is that even allowed?

00:11:57.640 Like I would allow it personally, just to watch them crash and burn in like an hour.

00:12:02.800 Oh yeah.

00:12:03.300 You get such bad heart for Neil.

00:12:05.000 I said the sugar, like my wife took me to this thing called a drinking game. 1.00

00:12:08.200 It was like basically a drinking game where they read a movie and they have drinking game

00:12:12.100 rules and you just go see it live in person.

00:12:13.660 You BYOB, right?

00:12:15.120 So she takes me and treats me to it, but she brings like a six pack of some weird blueberry 0.98

00:12:21.420 wheat beer and red wine.

00:12:23.820 So those are my two options to drink during this two hour event. 1.00

00:12:26.540 And fuck, man. 1.00

00:12:27.640 Oh, I thought I was going to die. 1.00

00:12:29.760 It was just like the war, like creeping heartburn up and I didn't want to look like a pussy. 1.00

00:12:33.540 So I'm downing blueberry wheat with a red wine chaser. 1.00

00:12:36.940 Oh, it was a nightmare.

00:12:38.740 It was a nightmare.

00:12:40.680 The wine is going to be so acidic, man.

00:12:42.900 But actually, like I've not actually acquired this case of beer yet because I'm trying to

00:12:47.260 do it through Drizzly, which is this website that allows you to, um, yeah, you order beer

00:12:54.580 for delivery and yeah, like they work with local liquor stores and deliver it to you.

00:13:00.660 And there's some issue with like the type of alcohol that I've selected in this particular

00:13:04.900 liquor store.

00:13:05.600 So I have to like call them tomorrow to make sure I can actually get the, the Jenny light.

00:13:09.920 Can you usually buy Jenny light in your region?

00:13:12.980 Is it something like yingling before?

00:13:14.640 Like a yingling just now, I think this year, sometime this year I can get it in California.

00:13:19.420 Not yet though, because it's got some weird distribution, you know, regulation law crap in place.

00:13:24.660 Is that the same thing with Jenny?

00:13:26.280 No, I mean, I'm in the Northeast, so I can definitely get yingling and Genesee here.

00:13:32.200 Doesn't yingling not pass?

00:13:33.000 Yeah, Genesee's in Rochester, New York.

00:13:34.920 Doesn't yingling not pass the Mississippi River?

00:13:37.340 Isn't that her whole thing? 0.98

00:13:37.820 It's just like, it's literally just like in Smoky and the Bandit.

00:13:41.000 It's the exact same plot.

00:13:42.920 Like, you know, and, and I literally have gone to bars out here in California, in LA that

00:13:47.200 have illegal shipments of yingling come across just like in Smoky and the Bandit.

00:13:51.860 That's the only way you can get it.

00:13:52.760 Yeah, so now they made a deal with Coors though, to distribute and brew it somewhere

00:13:57.500 west, even though it makes no logical sense why you can't get it out here.

00:14:01.040 No, especially since, I mean, around here, like yingling seems like they're a pretty large,

00:14:05.600 like, aren't, I thought they were, I thought they were actually owned by Anheuser-Busch,

00:14:09.200 but I guess I'm wrong about that.

00:14:10.260 But here you can get it.

00:14:12.280 They come in like, uh, mason jars and like boxes with hay in it and they, they show up like

00:14:18.120 an old like Model T.

00:14:20.480 That's the Amish mead model.

00:14:22.100 But they've updated.

00:14:24.180 Rum runners, but they're running across the Mississippi River.

00:14:28.940 But I don't know.

00:14:29.600 The mason jars.

00:14:31.380 Somebody just shows up and poops out a mason jar full of yingling.

00:14:34.400 They're like, ah, all right, I got to run it.

00:14:36.600 Rest of a case I'll bring to you.

00:14:37.780 I got to fly back though.

00:14:39.420 Got to get through security.

00:14:41.140 They feel calm.

00:14:42.060 I wore my mask the whole flight though.

00:14:43.480 So they didn't suspect me.

00:14:45.100 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:45.120 I got to throw condoms with it and shove them up their rectum. 1.00

00:14:48.340 You're going to shove it way up your butt. 1.00

00:14:50.960 My 30, my 30 pack is like, that doesn't look like a 30 pack of yingling. 0.99

00:14:55.220 I'm like, no, no, trust me.

00:14:56.280 It is.

00:14:56.560 It's just about 90 to a hundred condoms behind me.

00:14:59.340 You'll see the pop me in the pop in my mouth as we go.

00:15:02.300 Don't worry. 1.00

00:15:03.020 It's in a bunch of Mexican coyotes assholes. 1.00

00:15:05.500 So Toad, if you can't get your, your Genesee, what are you going to go with then? 0.99

00:15:11.500 Like that's the real question.

00:15:12.160 You know what?

00:15:12.940 I'm considering going with, I mean, I might go, if I can get a 30 case of the, I don't

00:15:18.020 know if I can, if they have a 30 case of 12 ounce of these, but what I'm drinking right

00:15:22.420 now is actually really easy to drink.

00:15:24.700 And you might think I'm insane, but Guinness.

00:15:28.140 No, that's a good idea. 1.00

00:15:29.400 But the price is going to fuck you. 1.00

00:15:31.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:31.280 It's the price. 1.00

00:15:31.900 It's going to fuck you. 1.00

00:15:32.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:32.880 So Guinness is good quality, low carbs and low, uh, low, uh, carbonation.

00:15:39.440 So not a lot of people know this, but I used to work in craft beer before I was in, in the

00:15:45.460 political world.

00:15:46.120 I worked in, uh, I worked for Duval Mortgott, which owns Boulevard and, uh, Oh, what's the

00:15:53.140 place out of Cooperstown?

00:15:54.020 I can never think of the name anymore.

00:15:55.440 I used to sell it and I can't even think of the name of it.

00:15:57.880 Um, it'll come to me, but, uh, I used to sell it.

00:16:02.020 And like, we had some stuff that I would probably throw down.

00:16:06.000 I would throw down on some Boulevard wheat if I could get it out here.

00:16:08.740 Um, but big beer snob.

00:16:10.820 And I feel like I need it.

00:16:11.880 I feel bad for doing this cheap beer case race because of how much of a snob I am deep

00:16:17.480 down.

00:16:18.360 Like really, like I love Bush light and I just can't, I was going to say, we could have

00:16:23.820 done more expensive beers at a 12 pack over like, you know, an hour and a half.

00:16:29.180 But somebody is like, let's drink 30 beers.

00:16:31.800 So, you know, you limited the options with that bold statement.

00:16:35.400 Right.

00:16:35.760 Right. 0.94

00:16:35.980 It's going to be shitty beer. 0.87

00:16:39.740 We'll see my brand. 0.94

00:16:41.500 Oh God.

00:16:42.100 No, no one.

00:16:43.160 Oh, you mean, you mean Coors light in a different can? 0.99

00:16:46.380 That's what it fucking is. 0.94

00:16:48.160 Older Coors light in a different can. 1.00

00:16:51.400 Keystone.

00:16:52.240 Keystone.

00:16:52.780 Yeah.

00:16:52.880 We, we used to have that in kegs at the parties that I would go to in college.

00:16:56.620 That was our thing.

00:16:57.440 Keystone light.

00:16:58.600 Oh Jesus.

00:16:59.360 No.

00:17:01.620 Here's the, here's the beers.

00:17:03.040 All right.

00:17:03.440 So unironic is drinking Modelo.

00:17:05.900 Uh, Ben Archie, Ben Heckman is drinking PBR.

00:17:10.880 We have Chris Ganson.

00:17:12.080 He's a, he's a, uh, uh, regional deputy director for, uh, uh, regional director, deputy regional

00:17:18.220 director for, uh, Yale.

00:17:19.780 He's drinking Natty light.

00:17:20.860 We've got Brian.

00:17:21.760 He's drinking Bud light.

00:17:22.880 Kevin Hobby, chair of the Oklahoma libertarian party, going Natty light.

00:17:27.980 Uh, we've got Taylor.

00:17:29.340 Uh, he is part of the Hoppian crew that we have the Hoppians representing. 0.94

00:17:32.740 They're a bunch of crazy alcoholics, despite how trad they are.

00:17:35.480 He's going with IP light. 0.99

00:17:38.000 I'm going Bush. 0.78

00:17:39.240 And then, uh, we got the late addition to Hoat, um, drinking whatever the hell he can

00:17:44.360 find at this point.

00:17:46.280 So who are you drinking for?

00:17:47.840 What's your, uh, what's your charity?

00:17:49.620 I didn't know I had to pick a charity.

00:17:51.540 How's the charity aspect working out as people pledging money?

00:17:54.660 How are we raising money?

00:17:56.020 I don't understand how that's working out.

00:17:57.700 I'll do it for the Mises Institute.

00:18:03.020 It's not exactly that.

00:18:05.920 It's not exactly a charity in the traditional sense.

00:18:08.780 In the traditional sense, but until you find a better one, I'll allow it for now.

00:18:11.700 But how I'm doing it is, uh, I'm setting up like a, I'll figure it out.

00:18:15.140 There's a ways to do it.

00:18:16.200 And I've, I've looked into it.

00:18:18.060 I can't remember what it's called, but I'm going to have a running number.

00:18:20.300 I believe only fans.

00:18:21.740 Yeah.

00:18:21.940 Only fans.

00:18:23.240 Actually the whole thing.

00:18:24.420 I got an exclusive deal with only fans.

00:18:26.620 We're going to stream it now, but we're going to, it's just going to be collected all

00:18:30.760 into one big pool.

00:18:31.600 I'm working on a t-shirt.

00:18:32.660 I've, I decided if I, if I make a t-shirt, people are more likely to be like, Hey, you

00:18:36.620 know, that's pretty cool.

00:18:37.440 I'm a dabble in graphic design.

00:18:39.540 Maybe I'll ask top lobster.

00:18:40.840 If he wants to say, if, if top lobster, yeah, sponsor of the show, top lobster.

00:18:47.640 Yeah.

00:18:47.960 I'll hit, I'll hit up.

00:18:49.120 Yeah.

00:18:50.220 I'll hit up top lobster to see if he has time.

00:18:52.500 If he doesn't, I'll throw something together, but like, Hey, you know, buy the shirt.

00:18:55.580 All the, all the proceeds go towards the winner of the case race for Liberty.

00:18:59.560 Cause you know, people are more likely to donate if they have an incentive.

00:19:02.520 Like in my line of work, I've learned that it's like, Hey, renew your membership.

00:19:06.580 But if you do it five bucks more, you get a hat and people are like, Oh, I want that 1.00

00:19:10.480 fucking hat. 1.00

00:19:11.220 I want that fucking hat, bro. 1.00

00:19:12.960 Like they're going to sit at $30. 1.00

00:19:14.700 They're giving me 40 because they want that fucking hat, that hat. 0.99

00:19:18.820 So that's probably, I thought of that. 1.00

00:19:21.320 Like I was hammered.

00:19:22.480 Actually, my best ideas come when I'm apparently very drunk.

00:19:26.340 So I was like, let's do, let's do a T.

00:19:29.320 I was like, T-shirt, you gotta do a T-shirt.

00:19:32.120 Someone, someone in the chat said, uh, uh, charity for fat Dave's tummy tuck.

00:19:39.840 We got a lot of stuff in the chat.

00:19:41.580 I think what would be funny is if you did the charity for, for the tummy tuck, but then

00:19:45.400 we did a drinking contest. 0.99

00:19:46.760 You had to take part of, so you just bust that fucking tummy table, like wide open. 1.00

00:19:51.040 I'm going to go get my fattest friend and then just bring them in here. 1.00

00:19:56.120 Like, this is fat Dave. 0.64

00:19:59.840 It's just me.

00:20:03.740 Hey, uh, did it something like go off in like the Oklahoma, uh, libertarian party recently?

00:20:08.560 Didn't they have like their, um, or am I thinking something that was at like Missouri or something?

00:20:12.460 No, they had their chair race.

00:20:13.840 Okay. 1.00

00:20:15.040 And did it like a, uh, a bunch of shit, like, uh, bunch of people. 1.00

00:20:18.840 I think a bunch of shit happened. 0.99

00:20:20.820 They, they ended up running on like a unity thing. 0.99

00:20:23.220 Like they said, no matter what, they were still going to, they're like, okay, LP.

00:20:27.140 They have a lot of Mises people like Todd Hagopian. 0.98

00:20:30.180 He's their, uh, treasurer.

00:20:31.320 Now he's Mises. 0.72

00:20:32.040 Um, really a lot of them are, uh, Kevin Hobby is not, he's, and he's the new chair.

00:20:37.460 I love Kevin.

00:20:38.140 Kevin's great.

00:20:39.300 Um, but he ran on a unity ticket, I guess.

00:20:42.060 And then Rex Lawhorn who ran for governor, uh, last time in 2018.

00:20:49.260 He, uh, which he, he, he went in that primary.

00:20:52.040 Um, not Joe.

00:20:53.120 Not, well, he, Joe was one of them, but we don't, they don't like to talk about that.

00:20:57.500 I like to talk about Joe exotic.

00:20:59.200 I'm like the one.

00:21:00.320 Okay.

00:21:01.200 Oklahoma libertarian.

00:21:02.260 It's like, yeah, dude, I remember Joe.

00:21:03.460 I had Joe exotic for governor t-shirt, bro.

00:21:05.820 Like I was at Oklahoma state at the time.

00:21:07.500 I'm from Oklahoma.

00:21:08.920 Yeah.

00:21:09.440 But they're like, no, we don't, we don't talk about Joe exotic.

00:21:11.780 Like it took so long to shake Joe exotic.

00:21:14.420 Interesting thing about Joe exotic.

00:21:15.720 So Joshua dial, his, uh, campaign manager, Democrat now.

00:21:20.040 Like, yeah, that was on my show.

00:21:22.080 He was on lines of Liberty on electric Liberty land and fine guests, but yeah, he's become 0.99

00:21:26.140 a real, uh, real twat. 1.00

00:21:27.320 He also just seems like he's fundraising for his own bullshit on the sides. 1.00

00:21:31.140 Like every time he's does anything, he's begging for money. 1.00

00:21:33.540 It just seems like he's become a real, uh, shyster.

00:21:36.460 So, so, um, Joshua dial lived in the same town as me over the last few years.

00:21:44.400 He lived in Stillwater, Oklahoma. 0.96

00:21:46.120 Were you the one that turned him gay with your sexiness? 0.99

00:21:49.880 No, I, I, I don't know if it works that way. 0.80

00:21:52.080 I'm not a biologist.

00:21:54.640 Um, but he was working at a, um, he was working at a grocery store.

00:21:57.760 My friend was a manager at, and he was like, I was like, yeah, Josh works with me.

00:22:00.520 And I was like, no way, bro.

00:22:01.700 I'd love to like talk to him.

00:22:02.780 Like I was, I was doing a mosh stuff around this time last year.

00:22:05.840 And he was, he had reached out trying to, to someone trying to get involved.

00:22:09.400 And I was doing Oklahoma for a mosh. 0.76

00:22:11.620 And I was like, well, let me get in contact with him.

00:22:13.660 I was like, Hey, will you give me his information?

00:22:14.980 And I said, I'll ask him.

00:22:15.960 And he ended up not wanting to do it.

00:22:17.500 No, it's just like, dude, I'm giving you, like, I'm gifting you more things to do.

00:22:21.760 In reality, he's very much a, I saw someone die.

00:22:26.120 You should give me money.

00:22:27.420 Like that's all his, it seems like at first it's like tragic.

00:22:32.140 Like he, like he, he, like it is tragic.

00:22:33.940 Like he was, everyone said it was like, yeah, he was like really depressed, which I'm, don't doubt.

00:22:38.220 But it, it, it quickly, when the fame hit, it quickly turned from, Hey, I'm, I'm working to get help.

00:22:45.220 I have a medical marijuana thing.

00:22:47.560 Cause he's openly said that like, it helps.

00:22:49.520 And it was like, everyone's like, yeah, good.

00:22:50.840 Like, I'm happy for you, man.

00:22:52.000 And then it turns into, but Hey, so I'm like money would be great.

00:22:56.220 Right.

00:22:56.640 Yeah.

00:22:57.720 And it never ends.

00:22:59.220 It never ends.

00:22:59.940 And that's the problem with, you know, D list celebrity people from Netflix, you know, like if Joe got out of prison for, because Trump pardoned him, it would have been the same thing.

00:23:10.280 Like Joe was still would have had so much debt.

00:23:13.060 It would have just been, Hey guys, I need y'all to give me money. 0.63

00:23:16.460 Um, but everyone wanted to tell, tell me you wouldn't, I would have watched him put him on any show and put him on the next fucking, you know, big brother, put him on a 90 day fiance.

00:23:27.500 He can find a new boyfriend, a 90 day fiance would watch that in a hot second. 0.98

00:23:32.040 He'd be on TLC in a goddamn minute. 0.99

00:23:34.580 Like that's what I'm talking about, baby. 0.99

00:23:36.580 Trump brings back the apprentice.

00:23:38.600 First guest is Joe exotic.

00:23:40.980 That would be awesome.

00:23:44.660 Someone called Joe Biden.

00:23:45.980 I'm going to bring back.

00:23:46.920 Seriously.

00:23:47.580 We need that done.

00:23:48.700 Like, I don't care what he thinks of Trump.

00:23:50.460 Be like, you need, we, the country needs this.

00:23:52.920 You want to bring back, you want unity?

00:23:55.200 Joe exotic apprentice episode.

00:23:56.660 Joe exotic is unity.

00:23:57.780 He brought the entire country together more than anyone I've ever seen in the history of probably any country.

00:24:02.860 He did.

00:24:03.880 It wasn't, that was an insane time.

00:24:05.920 You forget about like, because 2020 was just so weird that like for what, two months it was like Joe exotic only.

00:24:12.980 Everybody watched it.

00:24:14.620 Everybody was.

00:24:15.440 We were all forced to stay at home in our houses.

00:24:18.760 So we didn't really have anything else to do except Joe exotic.

00:24:21.620 Like I was in for Halloween, but it was like, it was over in like two months basically though, except for the Halloween custom.

00:24:30.460 You know what?

00:24:30.820 I'm just thinking about what are the odds that the big streaming companies got together, talk to the Chinese, develop the Wuhan virus and released it. 0.99

00:24:39.080 I mean, God damn it. 0.89

00:24:40.020 If that, if what drove streaming subscriptions more than being locked inside for COVID. 0.98

00:24:45.200 You know what?

00:24:45.880 Genius.

00:24:47.020 Joe exotic, uh, created COVID.

00:24:49.920 You didn't, you didn't know that?

00:24:51.360 Obviously. 1.00

00:24:51.860 Well, I mean, he had, didn't he fucking, you hit my God in death. 0.99

00:24:55.160 Sorry. 1.00

00:24:55.380 He fucked a tiger. 1.00

00:24:56.540 And that he, God knows he had a lot of animals. 1.00

00:25:00.280 Let's not forget.

00:25:01.160 What did he do?

00:25:01.620 A shit ton of birds too.

00:25:03.000 And a lot of meth, which helps. 0.79

00:25:06.760 That's a ton of meth.

00:25:08.820 So I used to, I used to drive past the, the billboards for his zoo all the time.

00:25:13.480 Like that was a reality.

00:25:14.800 Like I have friends who went there for field trips to elementary school. 0.95

00:25:17.640 Like the meth that was around when he would fucking unreal. 0.98

00:25:22.300 Like the meth in my hometown is fucking unreal down there. 0.99

00:25:26.300 It's bum fuck nowhere. 0.99

00:25:27.380 Like he said, like it was like you had like three teeth per five people. 0.99

00:25:32.820 Like, it's a good ratio.

00:25:36.600 Like great ratio.

00:25:38.260 At least someone gets to eat corn on the cob.

00:25:41.500 And just spit it in everyone else's mouth. 0.94

00:25:43.620 Nobody in town knew how to whistle properly. 0.83

00:25:45.460 I'll just whistle through their teeth gaps all the time.

00:25:48.180 It sounds like the entire town to sound like a harmonica that never stopped playing whenever

00:25:52.080 the wind was blowing.

00:25:54.400 I have a, I have a friend from Southern Oklahoma and she has a front tooth missing. 1.00

00:25:58.780 No, she has a side, like a canine missing, but she has like a little, like a thing she 0.99

00:26:02.440 puts in, but like, she'll take it out all the time. 0.99

00:26:04.400 And I was like, you realize how like, like oaky as fuck you look right now. 0.99

00:26:08.760 I don't care. 1.00

00:26:09.820 And I was like, I mean, yeah, you're a stereotype and fuck yeah. 0.99

00:26:13.720 But like at the same time, you're, you are, you're doing what Joe Exotic was doing. 0.99

00:26:18.380 And you're giving it.

00:26:18.940 While she, while she, while she, she puts a dip in, she's like, I don't care.

00:26:22.720 Puts a dip in this.

00:26:24.400 As she, as she bends over to kiss the queen's rig and sucks the jewel through the hole that's 1.00

00:26:29.020 missing in her teeth. 1.00

00:26:29.820 And nobody fucking is the wiser until she sells it later. 1.00

00:26:33.540 Genius, man. 0.99

00:26:34.420 Don't undersell that, uh, that Southern hillbilly creativity.

00:26:39.640 That's right.

00:26:40.540 That's right.

00:26:41.120 Uh, who's rogue, by the way, rogue.

00:26:48.860 Yeah.

00:26:49.360 Rogue, uh, uh, don't dox anybody, of course, but I don't know.

00:26:53.160 Rogue is yeah, specifically, but he shouted you out a little while ago, Brian, uh, saying

00:26:57.760 that you're drunken escapades have gotten him through a lot of, uh, late night work shifts.

00:27:01.640 So, uh, he's probably a jiggle. 0.99

00:27:03.820 He's probably a very attractive man with a huge cock puts it on the earbuds when he's banging 1.00

00:27:08.320 ugly women and I'm, uh, I barely would keep some hard. 1.00

00:27:11.800 So thank you rogue. 0.97

00:27:12.580 That is excellent.

00:27:13.400 And I appreciate your patronage.

00:27:15.600 And yeah.

00:27:16.480 And I know Brian's just in Vegas over the weekend.

00:27:19.080 He's still coming on this show on a Monday night, probably while horrifically hung over

00:27:22.980 and also drunk simultaneous.

00:27:25.380 I can't.

00:27:26.440 The Coke, the Coke high is still, it's still going.

00:27:28.900 He's still good.

00:27:29.560 I wish, I wish, man.

00:27:31.860 I think is I got back on, on Saturday morning.

00:27:35.500 Right.

00:27:35.840 So I was able to like kind of crash out and then last night with the Oscars going on, 0.97

00:27:39.800 I don't know if you guys watch the shitty Oscars. 0.80

00:27:41.320 We can talk about that, but did you watch it? 0.97

00:27:43.420 No, I, I, I just let you watch it.

00:27:45.780 Cause I know you're going to, cause you have to talk about it.

00:27:48.000 I am.

00:27:48.560 Yeah.

00:27:49.100 I got to tell you, I do an episode, talk about tomorrow.

00:27:52.940 It was horrible.

00:27:54.460 I just don't know.

00:27:55.080 For the people that watched it.

00:27:56.540 Yeah.

00:27:56.900 I just didn't know.

00:27:57.760 Cause I saw people on Twitter were talking about something about like Joaquin Phoenix,

00:28:01.520 I guess like abruptly left the stage or something.

00:28:04.000 Cause I, it seemed like he was pissed that Anthony Hopkins won best actor.

00:28:08.500 I had no idea what people were talking about.

00:28:10.240 I think maybe he was.

00:28:11.940 Everybody's like, everybody's just thought Chadwick Boseman should have gotten it for 0.99

00:28:15.480 a role, which nobody watched by the way, in a movie, nobody saw like any of these fucking 0.99

00:28:20.580 movies. 0.99

00:28:21.160 And then the broadcast just ended.

00:28:24.220 It was the strangest thing I've ever seen.

00:28:25.660 It just literally like Joaquin Phoenix was like, like Anthony Hopkins as if Anthony Hopkins 0.99

00:28:30.460 isn't also a good fucking actor. 0.98

00:28:32.020 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:28:33.020 Bozeman died. 1.00

00:28:34.740 Oh, you know, shit, man. 1.00

00:28:36.360 I didn't, doesn't mean he should fucking win. 1.00

00:28:38.320 I heard the movie that Hopkins was in was like, like eerily amazing because of what it 0.97

00:28:44.100 was about. 0.91

00:28:44.680 Like he's like going through dementia or some shit and like very accurate. 0.90

00:28:48.680 And I said, it was like, like you felt bad to watch his character, like slowly forget 0.96

00:28:54.620 where he was.

00:28:55.800 And like, I heard it was amazing.

00:28:57.340 So you know what? 1.00

00:28:57.780 Joaquin Phoenix is a pompous ass hole anyway. 1.00

00:29:00.860 So like, who gives a fuck? 1.00

00:29:02.460 Like what was it? 0.99

00:29:03.180 It wasn't during his Joker thing.

00:29:04.540 He started talking about global warming. 0.98

00:29:06.320 Like everyone was just, no one gives a fuck. 0.97

00:29:12.840 It's going to be funny when all of us during this case race start acting like Anthony Hopkins 0.98

00:29:17.660 in the father and slowly forget who we are, where we're, what we're doing, where we're

00:29:22.820 from.

00:29:23.200 Like, how do you think I feel, man?

00:29:24.180 I got to produce the thing and I'm, I'm out to win.

00:29:27.180 So it's going to be like, Hey man, you haven't, you haven't added like my last five. 1.00

00:29:31.260 Fuck off. 0.99

00:29:32.720 I got, I got two more. 1.00

00:29:34.500 You're like at 15. 1.00

00:29:35.760 Shut up. 1.00

00:29:36.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:36.620 How are we going to do that?

00:29:37.620 Do we have to have a presented at all times behind us?

00:29:40.120 Can I just hold up the same empty can 30 times and then go home?

00:29:44.600 You stack it on top of your head and you're just, you have to, you have to pour the first

00:29:49.860 drink in your mouth.

00:29:50.700 Will's going to shotgun it. 0.96

00:29:54.200 Yeah.

00:29:54.360 So that you shotgun everyone.

00:29:55.660 I'm actually thinking, I'm thinking about making a rule that you have to open, you have

00:29:59.640 to open like the first one you have to shotgun.

00:30:02.380 So everyone's at one.

00:30:03.620 Every five.

00:30:04.220 I think, I mean, I guess we're libertarians, right?

00:30:11.840 I mean, I, I haven't been to pork fest before you can leave something at pork fest.

00:30:15.920 You can leave a backpack that looks like everybody else's backpack in the middle of a field and

00:30:19.240 no one will touch it.

00:30:20.060 So I guess, Hey, we are libertarians.

00:30:22.620 We can be trusted, right?

00:30:23.700 If anybody can be trusted, it's us to not break down. 0.99

00:30:26.120 You know, you're, you're violating the non-aggression principle by cheating in a fucking child event. 0.99

00:30:29.500 You're hurting somebody, you're hurting the charitable recipients of whatever, I will 0.98

00:30:34.680 say I, I aim to whoever wins, have a, like a little plaque made and like the first case

00:30:42.300 rate.

00:30:42.540 I want to make this a year, like every year thing I want to make, I think it'd be fun.

00:30:46.340 And I think the ultimate long, like the long run thing is to be able to do it in person

00:30:52.080 and just have it like maybe at something like pork fest where you just, you case race in

00:30:57.100 front of everybody.

00:30:58.100 And it's just, the winner goes home, you know, go for their charity.

00:31:01.940 And then you get a little plaque.

00:31:03.740 Make how we do it as well.

00:31:05.860 I like it.

00:31:06.840 I killed case race. 1.00

00:31:08.040 Oh, for sure.

00:31:09.080 He's from Texas.

00:31:10.240 He's a ball player.

00:31:13.260 Thomas Massey would, would win.

00:31:14.940 He would win.

00:31:16.560 I've drank, I've drank bourbon with him.

00:31:18.820 The dude was sipping on it straight, just chilling. 1.00

00:31:21.640 I was just like, yeah, this guy would drink me under the fucking table. 0.98

00:31:25.840 Thomas Massey always has rosy red cheeks, which means he's always a little drunk. 0.99

00:31:30.500 Yeah.

00:31:31.200 And we should make an unironic open at least one beer with his Glock, which I saw him

00:31:36.900 try to do.

00:31:37.480 He did it with a bottle.

00:31:38.520 He tried to do it on, on, on a video chat.

00:31:41.960 No, he was opening.

00:31:42.780 I don't even know how he was opening it with.

00:31:44.220 He was opening it with like the frame of the Glock or something, tried to open like

00:31:48.120 some Sam Adams bottle or something, shattered the bottle and impaled his thumb.

00:31:53.040 And I was seeing this live on a video chat. 0.99

00:31:56.100 I was like, holy shit. 1.00

00:31:57.740 Wait, I think I've seen that fucking video. 0.99

00:32:00.580 Wait, is that a thing that's about, it's been on YouTube, right? 0.99

00:32:04.380 Maybe I'm thinking of some other guy that tried.

00:32:05.920 I saw a video of a guy trying to open a beer with a, with a Glock and it went badly. 0.99

00:32:10.500 And I fucking laughed my tits off. 0.99

00:32:12.080 It was hilarious. 0.99

00:32:13.420 One issue I foresee is a unironic wants to not face dox himself, which I get.

00:32:18.820 But so it's going to be like, how do I keep track that you've actually drank all your

00:32:23.160 beers, man?

00:32:24.460 But yeah.

00:32:24.960 Like, is he just going to have this camera like a, like a, oh, you can't see my hand.

00:32:29.120 He's going to have it just like upside down and just going to watch it.

00:32:31.680 He can have the camera like on the beer itself, but then you have to verify that he's actually

00:32:35.120 drinking it.

00:32:35.800 I don't know.

00:32:36.160 I'm going to make him, I'm going to make him have both beers next to each other.

00:32:39.640 Well, that's what he's going to do.

00:32:40.580 We, we talked about it, but he's going to put, I'm going to, I think I'm going to make

00:32:43.180 him to ultimately prove it.

00:32:44.760 So he, cause he doesn't have to show too much of his face when he finishes one, he has to

00:32:48.340 put the new one next to it and then remove the other one from the frame.

00:32:51.920 I think that's the only way to keep him accountable.

00:32:53.840 Not saying that he's going to cheat.

00:32:55.680 Can't you have him like on, like on stream art.

00:32:58.620 You can have like backstage.

00:32:59.780 Can he just stay in the backstage?

00:33:00.820 You can see the video there.

00:33:02.300 And so, I mean, as long as he's okay with the, I'll see, you know, the reality I've already

00:33:06.640 seen him.

00:33:07.220 We're like, I definitely know the guy like he's, he's.

00:33:10.520 I trust him.

00:33:11.540 I don't, I don't care.

00:33:12.380 I'm just giving him a hard time, even though he's probably not even watching, but he's 1.00

00:33:16.640 a bastard. 1.00

00:33:18.060 Motherfucker. 1.00

00:33:18.920 I can't believe fucking fat Dave Alt got doxed and lost a job, man. 1.00

00:33:22.460 That's insane. 1.00

00:33:23.720 I mean, I, I, I worry about that shit bad, man. 1.00

00:33:26.360 So how the fuck did this come about? 0.99

00:33:27.660 Like what happened? 0.98

00:33:28.780 So this is like, it's a bad story.

00:33:31.740 So, um, my first Twitter I had in like 2012 and I was like, I joined tower gang and, uh,

00:33:38.080 I had like my Twitter profile was my, like me and my wife and that I used to have my

00:33:44.580 name on it, but I took my name off and there was a sports center post that had like a Russian

00:33:51.100 hockey player died by getting hit in the head with the back of a puck.

00:33:54.400 And so I tweeted, uh, just walk it off, bro.

00:33:58.080 You'll be fine.

00:33:59.540 And that's what got you.

00:34:01.360 Doc lost your job.

00:34:03.660 Wow.

00:34:04.380 All right. 0.99

00:34:05.400 Not only docs, but docs by a teenager who also like started spamming his wife with porno. 0.92

00:34:11.340 And the son of that Russian hockey player, obviously.

00:34:15.820 So it was, so then a bunch of hockey fans were just filling like my mentions because, and

00:34:22.600 I was just being a troll and just trolling them back every time.

00:34:25.320 And then finally this one guy says like, pretty much he does like a copy, like we made it into

00:34:30.820 a copy pasta of saying, I'm going to find you.

00:34:33.780 I'm going to, I'm going to make it my life mission to ruin your life.

00:34:37.340 It was Liam Neeson actually.

00:34:40.320 And so, so I get home from work, I'm making dinner with my wife. 0.95

00:34:45.700 And, uh, my, everybody starts like, like sending me shit in the DMs and they're like, 0.98

00:34:50.360 Hey dude, this guy's doxing you right now. 0.99

00:34:52.640 I'm like, Oh shit. 0.99

00:34:53.540 Okay. 0.99

00:34:53.720 I take a look at it.

00:34:54.600 He went through and took screenshots of my worst tweets, like the worst of the worst.

00:34:59.460 And the worst one was me arguing with another libertarian about, um, does morality exist?

00:35:06.040 And so I did an ad absurdum argument and said that, um, then that mean, or I said, then 1.00

00:35:12.680 pedophiles do have the right to fuck children. 0.99

00:35:14.820 And it was just that I can see how that can be taken out of context. 0.99

00:35:21.960 And they started tagging my work Twitter in it, which I worked for like a very large engineering 0.77

00:35:26.860 company, like, uh, that works for like the federal government and shit like that.

00:35:31.060 And so I called my boss and I was like, Hey, I just got docs and they have some really

00:35:34.860 terrible tweets of mine out of context.

00:35:36.800 Basically came down to, they were just like, uh, Hey, the CEO got ahold of this.

00:35:40.540 He saw it and he said, man, yeah, cause your boss was based yet.

00:35:45.760 I thought your boss was going to like, he was going to let it go.

00:35:48.460 Yeah.

00:35:48.740 He was, they were, they were like, we don't want you to like, usually all the offices

00:35:52.540 are pretty autonomous. 0.60

00:35:53.220 They have like rule over who they hire and fires up, but it came down on high, like pedophiles 0.98

00:35:58.520 right to have sex with children. 0.97

00:35:59.560 Can you clip that part out? 0.97

00:36:05.980 So I don't get, uh, I used to do standup.

00:36:11.920 There's so many things out, about there out me. 0.93

00:36:14.200 I did a whole, did I had a whole fucking joke about a pedophiles and it, I mean, I won't 0.96

00:36:19.040 tell it right now, but maybe another time I'll tell it. 0.97

00:36:21.760 Oh, it's, uh, it's, it's funny.

00:36:24.740 I mean, look, it actually, I don't mind telling it. 0.98

00:36:26.440 It's a funny fucking joke. 0.95

00:36:27.380 It was just basically the joke was that years ago when I was doing standup, uh, one 0.99

00:36:32.660 of the chicks from dancing with the stars came out and she was like, I was molested as 1.00

00:36:36.580 a child.

00:36:37.140 Right.

00:36:38.000 Um, I can't remember which one it was.

00:36:39.700 And I was like, man, I feel horrible for her.

00:36:41.860 That's awful. 0.93

00:36:42.560 But I mean, if you're the pedophile and you saw how she grew up and how hot she became 0.96

00:36:45.940 on, you're like, Hey, who knows how to pick them?

00:36:49.080 This guy does, you know, pretty good eye for this.

00:36:53.460 It's like picking a wide receiver in the draft of the sixth round.

00:36:56.240 Nailed it.

00:36:56.920 You know, so that was the joke.

00:36:58.660 The Tom Brady of molestations, right?

00:37:01.640 Right.

00:37:02.440 Yeah.

00:37:02.880 Yeah.

00:37:04.260 Whoever the best GM at finding gems in the draft is of molestation.

00:37:09.000 Yeah.

00:37:09.460 So I had to stop telling.

00:37:10.660 There's a lot of jokes.

00:37:11.680 I can't.

00:37:12.520 Pedophiles.

00:37:13.040 Yeah.

00:37:13.640 Exactly.

00:37:14.900 Doesn't, doesn't, uh, Ted Alexandro, another fellow bald guy, doesn't he have one that's

00:37:19.840 like, uh, where he's talking about, he's like, yeah, I just, uh, went on, uh, like an anniversary

00:37:25.560 date with my girlfriend.

00:37:27.620 Ted Alexandro was like probably almost, he must be like 40 or something like that.

00:37:31.420 And he's like, yeah, everybody was giving us, uh, like weird looks.

00:37:34.900 Cause she's 18.

00:37:35.940 And he's like, it totally ruined our 10 year anniversary.

00:37:40.120 That's a great joke.

00:37:42.180 Oh, I gotta look up who this guy is.

00:37:44.220 It was Ted Alexandro. 0.97

00:37:45.340 I've never seen that guy before, but that's a fucking great joke. 0.98

00:37:48.080 He's kind of like Brody Stevens. 0.99

00:37:49.580 He's open for like Jim Gaffigan and shit. 0.97

00:37:53.020 When I've seen him, he's, he's pretty good. 0.98

00:37:54.620 That's awesome.

00:37:55.140 I like it.

00:37:55.880 That's, that's good joke. 1.00

00:37:57.440 Speaking of jokes that can get people in trouble, Dave Smith, that fucking statist, 0.99

00:38:01.320 whenever he runs for president, I know that's good. 0.99

00:38:04.260 I mean, how many times did that guy drop the N bomb? 0.79

00:38:07.320 That's awesome though, man.

00:38:08.640 He's, he's lead.

00:38:09.700 Oh God.

00:38:10.240 On the Legion of Skanks podcast. 1.00

00:38:12.000 Holy shit, man. 0.99

00:38:12.720 They have, they have the entire segment of who's most justified using the N word. 0.99

00:38:16.280 They're going to make a super cut of just him saying.

00:38:19.580 From the official Democrat party, just like Dave Smith.

00:38:24.960 You know what?

00:38:25.600 It's one of those things though, in a way I like it.

00:38:27.980 Cause you know, you go, I'd rather have somebody like that where it's like, it's so over the

00:38:31.420 top that you just lean into it.

00:38:33.400 And you go, and like, I was listening to a show today.

00:38:35.120 It's like, you know, the whole thing. 0.99

00:38:36.480 And they can do that as the counterpoint of like, Hey, why don't we talk about shit that 0.99

00:38:39.980 matters? 0.99

00:38:40.760 Uh, not this, I'm a comedian.

00:38:42.260 I made jokes and it's a good counterpoint.

00:38:44.200 And also if it's that extreme and that out there, it's not like one tweet taken out of

00:38:49.540 context where you're like, Oh, secret thoughts.

00:38:51.740 It's like, clearly I said a million things. 0.99

00:38:54.420 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:38:55.420 I say shit to be funny. 1.00

00:38:56.440 Like eat a cock and deal with it. 1.00

00:38:58.340 So I think he can use that tactic. 0.99

00:39:00.340 I do public relations in my career.

00:39:02.820 Right.

00:39:03.440 And so that I think about that aspect.

00:39:05.820 And I think he actually can come from a position of strength.

00:39:08.340 Like the Ukrainian guy was a comedian.

00:39:10.660 You come from a position of strength.

00:39:12.640 If you go, look, I'm a comedian.

00:39:14.460 So whatever I said out of context, deal with it, man.

00:39:18.180 Like that's, that's who I am.

00:39:19.360 Like, that's what I do for a living.

00:39:20.980 He basically said that in his show too, didn't he?

00:39:23.140 He was like, I really don't care.

00:39:24.360 He's like, I don't, he's like, I, it's, if it comes out, it's going to come out.

00:39:28.040 I don't care.

00:39:28.980 I'm just going to be like, okay.

00:39:30.880 I said this, I was a comedian.

00:39:31.780 It doesn't really, it doesn't matter to me.

00:39:34.100 And the good news is he said it to your point so many times.

00:39:36.980 And so many horrible things have been said on the show.

00:39:39.560 Not even by Dave, but I have people around Dave.

00:39:41.460 So many things.

00:39:42.460 Good luck going through those 9,000 hours of audio to find the best clips.

00:39:47.820 They wouldn't even know what to do.

00:39:49.280 I do not look forward to being that intern.

00:39:51.680 I would not want to be that person.

00:39:53.840 They'll be laughing their asses off though.

00:39:55.940 Exactly.

00:39:56.480 That'd be awesome.

00:39:57.080 So find me a non, a non-white person intern that wouldn't laugh at this to cut Supercut. 0.87

00:40:03.440 Because everyone knows that deep down the, the liberals intern at the DNC is just going 1.00

00:40:09.180 to be like, was it the FBI that they have to take people off of monitoring some certain

00:40:17.920 people because they start laughing at the memes of people like an actual reporter, but

00:40:23.640 they had to like, they had to like take people off of certain cases.

00:40:26.800 Cause they were like, they found themselves agreeing with and laughing at the memes of

00:40:30.660 certain all.

00:40:31.360 There's a stone comic about it.

00:40:33.160 That sounds awesome.

00:40:34.860 That's a white pill right there.

00:40:36.340 If I've ever heard one.

00:40:37.220 The FBI quickly, slowly becomes alt-right meme.

00:40:43.300 But the new head of the alt-right QAnon.

00:40:46.400 The alt-right QAnon is the new head of the FBI QAnon. 0.91

00:40:50.160 I mean, I mean the FBI might be like pushing like all this woke bullshit, but like if you 0.92

00:40:54.400 think they actually believe that, I mean, you're obviously incorrect. 0.93

00:40:58.200 No, it's the CIA that's pushing it.

00:41:00.000 It's the FBI.

00:41:00.620 CIA definitely is.

00:41:01.700 They're too busy being red-pilled and based over there.

00:41:05.180 All Dave's going to do is he's just going to bring out that old Tosh joke.

00:41:09.860 He's like, hey guys, I'm not racist.

00:41:11.680 My best friend, my best friend is a Puerto Rican and that's close enough.

00:41:16.080 So...

00:41:16.520 All right, I'm putting more vodka in this.

00:41:19.900 Apologies.

00:41:20.420 I'll be right back.

00:41:21.240 Keep talking.

00:41:21.780 I can hear you all my buds. 0.99

00:41:23.600 A gay Puerto Rican, in fact. 0.98

00:41:26.320 A bi. 0.98

00:41:26.840 Bi, Puerto Rican.

00:41:27.780 Oh, sorry.

00:41:28.360 So if Dave runs for president, right, and he's the Mises candidate, and Amash is the 0.96

00:41:36.200 pragmatic candidate, because let's be honest, he is, because he was on their little fucking 0.99

00:41:40.260 their gay little town hall the other night. 0.99

00:41:44.740 Oh, I thought you were talking about Figurterian's podcast.

00:41:47.600 Was he on the Figurterian's podcast?

00:41:49.240 I don't know.

00:41:50.200 I mean, that'd be funny.

00:41:50.820 I wouldn't doubt it, bro.

00:41:51.880 Like, I would not doubt...

00:41:52.860 Okay.

00:41:53.180 Was he a gay?

00:41:54.180 I don't think so.

00:41:55.220 No, no.

00:41:55.720 Just an Amash.

00:41:56.800 Oh, Amash.

00:41:57.400 Yeah.

00:41:57.680 I don't know.

00:41:59.200 He might have been.

00:42:00.240 Okay.

00:42:00.440 So here's a funny little...

00:42:02.680 Wait, there's a Figurterian's podcast?

00:42:04.720 Probably.

00:42:04.980 Yes.

00:42:05.300 Do you know about Figurterian's podcast?

00:42:07.600 No, I know about the Figurterian's, like, they call people out. 1.00

00:42:10.520 Well, these people that got called out as Figurterian's are the people that do the Figurterian's 0.99

00:42:14.760 page have a podcast.

00:42:16.040 Yeah, the people that do the page, I'm pretty sure. 1.00

00:42:18.520 Oh, I want to go on that podcast and rip those fucking cunts in your ass. 1.00

00:42:22.000 How do you get on it? 1.00

00:42:22.880 Can I get on it?

00:42:23.220 I don't know.

00:42:23.780 I'll give you the line-up.

00:42:24.960 I'm not even lying.

00:42:26.020 Ryan, be careful, man.

00:42:26.920 They'll dox you for this.

00:42:28.980 Oh, they'll come after me?

00:42:30.540 They'll come after you, bro. 1.00

00:42:31.900 Fuck it. 1.00

00:42:32.120 Everybody knows who Brian is. 1.00

00:42:34.060 That's his name.

00:42:34.600 I know.

00:42:34.800 That's the thing.

00:42:35.340 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:35.960 I'm out there. 0.98

00:42:36.540 I'm fucking available, man. 1.00

00:42:39.480 Fuck you, pussies. 1.00

00:42:40.080 I saw one of their, like, I saw one of their, like, screenshots, and on their podcast was 1.00

00:42:43.580 Archie Flowers, the Figurterian guy.

00:42:46.660 What?

00:42:46.960 Archie Flowers?

00:42:48.260 Nick Sarwark was on there.

00:42:50.040 They had, like, a panel of, like, ten loser brigades on there talking about, I think they

00:42:56.460 were talking about, like, Dave or something on that one.

00:43:00.000 I'm sure all they talk about is Dave.

00:43:01.700 I'm sure that's literally all they talk about.

00:43:03.420 They've had, like, Josh Smith has been on it.

00:43:05.800 I think Spike has been on it.

00:43:07.840 Wait, Josh Smith was on the podcast with him?

00:43:10.900 Josh has admittedly said he was one of the first people that ran that page on Facebook,

00:43:15.540 but he, like, blue-pilled cucks.

00:43:19.020 Yeah.

00:43:19.440 Wow.

00:43:19.680 He has admitted it.

00:43:21.500 Dave Smith had a little bit of a thing about that when it happened, but yeah.

00:43:27.000 That's why Josh hasn't been on this podcast.

00:43:28.740 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:43:29.060 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:43:30.960 Now Josh is never coming on our podcast? 1.00

00:43:33.680 Because he's on the Figurterians. 0.99

00:43:35.920 Damn it. 0.99

00:43:36.800 So, since we were talking about Amash, here's a funny Amash story, right? 0.99

00:43:39.920 So he and I, after, you know, the whole Biden repealed the transgender military ban, I quote

00:43:46.320 tweeted him, and he follows me, and I asked a legitimate question.

00:43:49.240 I was like, you know, blah, blah.

00:43:50.680 I don't even remember what the question it was. 0.98

00:43:52.120 But he, like, gives me, like, a really short fucking answer. 0.95

00:43:55.220 And I was like, well, can you expand a little bit? 0.99

00:43:58.600 Like, that was a genuine question, and you got immediately fucking shitty with me. 0.99

00:44:02.840 Like, and he was just, like, really shitty again. 0.99

00:44:06.320 And I was like, okay. 0.87

00:44:07.500 So, long story short, we kind of go back and forth, and he just kind of ends up huffing

00:44:12.900 and puffing and kicking the ball into the woods.

00:44:14.920 And I was like, you know what, bro?

00:44:16.620 Like, you were in Congress when the ban happened?

00:44:20.680 Like, I would, like, hope I could get a straight answer out of you.

00:44:23.480 So, about two weeks go by, and he ends up as a suggested friend of mine on Facebook.

00:44:29.500 So I add him.

00:44:30.340 I was like, you know what?

00:44:31.060 You know, we follow each other on Twitter.

00:44:32.280 I got my start, thanks to him, in politics, because I, you know, built the, helps build

00:44:36.520 the states for Amash network. 1.00

00:44:37.960 I said, fuck it, and did that. 1.00

00:44:39.060 So I add him. 1.00

00:44:40.660 A few weeks, about a week goes by, and he's on there again.

00:44:43.080 And I was like, oh, okay.

00:44:44.980 He rejected my friend request.

00:44:47.340 And I immediately, I immediately sent it again.

00:44:50.860 And, and I, when I started out, I mean, I was a libertarian, like, registered, and I

00:44:57.060 didn't really get into the LP politics.

00:45:00.680 But when I started, I started out being pragmatic, because I had some, some pragmatic guys working

00:45:06.200 with me on the, the Amash stuff.

00:45:09.060 I had, uh, Jared Hall from Indiana, and then, um, what's his name?

00:45:13.700 The old state chair of, uh, Tennessee.

00:45:15.900 Great friends, all.

00:45:17.400 Really close friends of mine.

00:45:21.560 Joshua Echol.

00:45:22.880 Oh, yeah.

00:45:23.320 All right.

00:45:23.560 I was going to say, not Tom.

00:45:24.460 And they're good guys.

00:45:25.380 They're good guys.

00:45:25.960 Not Tom Arnold, because Tom Arnold is, like, based.

00:45:29.080 But they were like, you know, when the OKLP endorsed Josh Smith for chair, I was like,

00:45:34.440 okay, I guess I endorsed Josh Smith for chair, too.

00:45:36.920 And they were like, no, you can't do that.

00:45:38.520 No, don't do that.

00:45:39.560 Don't, don't.

00:45:40.440 That's not who you want to endorse.

00:45:41.680 You want, you want Bishop Henchman.

00:45:43.200 And I was just like, okay.

00:45:45.620 Look, you know, honestly, man, I, I, Josh Smith, I listened to both talk.

00:45:49.340 I like Josh.

00:45:50.260 You know, I, I don't know Josh well, but I know him.

00:45:53.060 Joe Bishop Henchman, I know, I've never met him.

00:45:55.240 Haven't talked to him.

00:45:55.920 They both brought interesting things to the table.

00:45:57.940 I would have gone with Josh just because of the messaging, right?

00:46:00.760 That was my thing.

00:46:01.480 Yeah.

00:46:01.900 And that's why I like dating. 0.99

00:46:02.720 Because the messaging is so fucked that it, these pranks don't understand. 1.00

00:46:05.900 You're not going to get anywhere with this dog shit, kowtowing messaging, you know, 1.00

00:46:09.920 the Joe Jordan's in messaging. 1.00

00:46:11.380 So that's the biggest thing.

00:46:12.480 And that's what, that's what I realized really quickly after the Amash stuff ended and they, 0.96

00:46:18.620 they, they tried to co-opt what we had built and they, they were in our discord and they

00:46:22.840 added, I don't remember her name, but she was like in charge of her social media stuff. 0.98

00:46:26.300 And she was like, Hey, do you guys want to like become our thing?

00:46:29.100 And I was like, well, we'll, we'll talk about it.

00:46:30.540 I was the communications director of States for Amash.

00:46:34.360 And I didn't realize someone had given her access to every server.

00:46:38.620 And I'm in her, one of our private servers. 0.92

00:46:40.300 I was like, I'm not fucking handing over our server, our network to Joe. 1.00

00:46:44.580 Fuck that. 1.00

00:46:45.340 We built this for Amash. 1.00

00:46:46.960 And, and she, she commented and said, I don't think you realize I could see everything.

00:46:52.040 I was told that you guys were going to do this.

00:46:55.000 I see that's not the case.

00:46:56.820 I apologize. 0.99

00:46:58.040 And she left and I was like, who the fuck added her in the first place? 0.97

00:47:03.880 No, we weren't going to just give, I didn't vote for Joe Jorgensen. 0.98

00:47:07.980 Here's the exact reason why exact reason. 0.99

00:47:10.020 Because you're racist. 0.98

00:47:11.780 Yes. 0.94

00:47:12.160 No, that's going to come back.

00:47:14.160 That's going to come back to haunt me.

00:47:17.140 I ordered a t-shirt from her official campaign website. 0.98

00:47:20.060 I never fucking got it. 0.98

00:47:21.440 If you can't, if you cannot run an online store, you cannot run a country. 1.00

00:47:28.660 No vote.

00:47:29.960 I voted for no one. 0.99

00:47:31.140 That's fucking hilarious. 1.00

00:47:32.780 Oh shit. 1.00

00:47:33.240 I feel like this is another impromptu tower gangbang already right here. 0.99

00:47:37.660 Because we didn't really know who we were going to gangbang specifically.

00:47:41.860 We want to gangbang Dave for being a state.

00:47:43.900 Am I being gangbanged? 0.76

00:47:45.280 Oh, I don't know.

00:47:45.900 No, no.

00:47:46.380 No.

00:47:47.000 Do you want to be?

00:47:48.580 No.

00:47:49.160 No, I'm fine.

00:47:50.620 I'm fine.

00:47:51.460 We weren't going to gangbang Dave for being a status for running for president.

00:47:54.980 But, uh, no, I see this is where Dave and I agree in that I look, if you're going to

00:48:02.480 find a platform for it, if you have good messaging and Dave can get on good shows, he has good

00:48:08.200 messaging.

00:48:08.940 He's funny.

00:48:09.880 He's has a good possession of, uh, the topics that we need to talk about the guy.

00:48:15.100 Like what, what better chance are you going to have than running for president when you

00:48:18.940 already know you could get on these shows that you want to be on CNN, Rogan, all this 0.99

00:48:22.720 other shit. 0.99

00:48:23.300 Go for it, man. 1.00

00:48:24.160 What's there to lose?

00:48:25.480 You know, like I know some libertarians who will say status, and I know you guys are

00:48:29.960 joking, but some people will actually say for a fact that he's a status for buying into 0.98

00:48:36.460 the whole system, which is idiotic because you have to work. 1.00

00:48:40.460 Sometimes you have to work within the system to bring the fucking system down. 1.00

00:48:42.920 And if you don't understand that you're a fucking idiot, period. 1.00

00:48:45.680 Well, just, just imagine that Brian, just imagine the cabinet that Dave's going to have. 1.00

00:48:51.660 I mean, secretary of state, Scott Horton, like, uh, secretary.

00:48:56.680 I mean, it's going to be, it would be a bad cabinet.

00:49:00.800 The lions of Liberty just on retainer somewhere would be fine. 0.99

00:49:03.580 I don't care where I don't really give a shit. 0.98

00:49:05.860 I actually request is to be the director of the ATF. 0.98

00:49:08.760 That's all I request.

00:49:09.840 Nice.

00:49:10.340 I like it.

00:49:10.940 Well, I already told Michael Heiss because I, you know, what I do for, for my career, 0.84

00:49:14.560 I was like, I'll, if Dave's honestly running, man, I'll fucking help out. 0.98

00:49:17.760 I'll, I'll help out with communications and do my, uh, my PR shit. 0.97

00:49:20.540 So, yeah, I mean, Michael Malice is communications director. 0.93

00:49:24.480 No, he's Twitter director.

00:49:25.780 There's a very big difference between official communications going out to media and Twitter.

00:49:31.180 But I do agree.

00:49:32.120 He should be a hundred percent, uh, Twitter chair or Twitter.

00:49:35.940 Uh, I don't know what you call it.

00:49:37.200 Cabinet member.

00:49:39.180 I mean, well, I mean, we know the whole thing is about messaging though.

00:49:42.440 Right.

00:49:42.640 Not about, you know, attempting to win or anything like that.

00:49:44.960 Right.

00:49:45.260 Exactly.

00:49:45.560 The, you know, Ron Paul ran and that was like the, you know, would you call Ron Paul

00:49:50.220 a status like that?

00:49:51.240 You know, that was the biggest, probably the biggest thing is people are delivering women 1.00

00:49:55.960 ever.

00:49:56.460 What?

00:49:56.980 But as a trap question, people will call Ron Paul a status.

00:50:00.080 Is it?

00:50:00.680 Oh, they will.

00:50:01.420 And they have, but that, but to your point, you know, I, I honestly think, I think the

00:50:05.840 generations changed.

00:50:06.800 I've talked to this on my show and a bunch of other shows before I tell you, man, there 0.97

00:50:10.540 is a fucking change going on right now that people don't see coming and people that 0.97

00:50:13.940 are going to be 18, 19 when the next presidential cycle comes around that lived through COVID 0.99

00:50:18.780 that got locked down, that do not ingest media the same way that generations before them

00:50:24.460 did. 1.00

00:50:24.740 These people are not buying in to this bullshit. 1.00

00:50:28.580 And because the next generation coming up always rages against the machine, right? 1.00

00:50:32.980 They want to be counterculture.

00:50:34.260 What is counterculture right now? 0.99

00:50:36.120 Counterculture is going against woke fucking nonsense, which is the dominant culture of the 0.99

00:50:41.400 day. 0.99

00:50:41.720 So guys, I tell you, we are the precipice of a literal, real libertarian moment.

00:50:47.320 So buckle up, buttercups. 1.00

00:50:49.100 Yeah.

00:50:49.380 Well, I mean, I truthfully never thought I would be part of the counterculture, man.

00:50:52.440 Like I never, I never thought that was going to be, I, I grew up as a, you know, I had

00:50:56.180 a Reagan Bush 84 bumper sticker on my truck in high school.

00:50:58.980 Like I was like, I like, I had a Reagan Bush bumper sticker and a raging Bush over McNick.

00:51:06.300 I was raging Bush all over.

00:51:08.440 Wow.

00:51:09.080 And that was one of our towers this week.

00:51:11.000 We'll fight has Bush when he, when he won me the Bush contest or whatever.

00:51:16.800 No, I mean, like I was a big, like America guy here.

00:51:20.380 I'll show you this. 0.99

00:51:21.240 It's my white trash tattoos is made in USA on, on my fucking, I got that at fucking 18. 1.00

00:51:27.560 I call it my white trash tattoo. 1.00

00:51:28.860 And like, I hated it for a while. 0.98

00:51:30.480 And now I've come back and I'm like, you know what? 1.00

00:51:31.940 Fuck yeah, man. 0.99

00:51:32.800 Like I love, I love, I'm the dude bro of the Liberty moon event. 1.00

00:51:37.400 And I fucking, I love that. 0.97

00:51:38.820 I love that. 0.98

00:51:39.820 But anyway, can I, can I ask this?

00:51:42.100 Wait a minute.

00:51:42.340 Hold on.

00:51:42.620 I applaud it as well.

00:51:43.660 So Mayo X has been Armani floated the idea.

00:51:46.820 He is CIA.

00:51:47.620 Who is Dave?

00:51:49.620 Or the Ben Armani bot?

00:51:51.300 Wait, Ben Armani was just on our show.

00:51:53.320 He didn't.

00:51:53.580 Yeah.

00:51:54.400 I had not seen this.

00:51:55.800 I think he's talking about Dave.

00:51:57.100 I had not seen this.

00:51:59.440 Cause we don't, Vin and Dave had that dispute on Twitter.

00:52:02.520 I know they don't like each other.

00:52:03.700 Wait, wait, wait.

00:52:04.300 So they're thinking that Dave, Dave Smith has been a comedian for like 10 years, but

00:52:09.960 his actual thing, this is the plan.

00:52:13.140 You're going to be, you're going to be, you're going to be undercover as a comedian saying 1.00

00:52:16.920 the worst shit. 1.00

00:52:17.900 And then you're going to run for president. 1.00

00:52:19.460 Right.

00:52:19.720 Right.

00:52:19.860 You're going to be totally broke this whole thing.

00:52:21.920 Dude.

00:52:22.080 It's a total long con, man.

00:52:24.920 The CIA is like, go out and see the end.

00:52:26.700 They had to find a new up because Sarwark is a, is a complete chode.

00:52:30.180 They had to get a new asset.

00:52:31.300 That Sarwark was found out, man.

00:52:35.340 That WikiLeaks thing. 0.99

00:52:37.220 How, wouldn't it be funny if the same fucking CIA spook had set up the, uh, Soho forum debate 0.98

00:52:42.620 between the two of them. 0.98

00:52:43.940 He's like, it's like a professional wrestling, you know, when they have to hand off the belt, 0.99

00:52:48.060 like when the rock takes over the belt for whoever the fuck they're like, all right, 0.95

00:52:51.640 Nick, you got to go up there and you got to fight against Dave. 1.00

00:52:54.060 He's got to take the belt or it won't be believable to the idiots out there in the 1.00

00:52:57.240 public. 1.00

00:52:58.300 Right.

00:52:58.780 Right.

00:52:59.080 You also have to lose to Noda, by the way.

00:53:00.900 Thank you.

00:53:01.100 That is, it's, oh yeah.

00:53:04.240 Oh, by the way, Will, I've been wanting you to ask this question.

00:53:06.500 How often do you get mistaken for, uh, Chris Bangle?

00:53:11.020 Oh, low blow, low blow. 1.00

00:53:14.860 I don't even know who the fuck it is. 1.00

00:53:17.220 Oh, come on. 1.00

00:53:18.780 We had a tower.

00:53:19.860 We had a tower on him a couple of weeks ago.

00:53:21.360 Uh, guys, just, I, I will be the one person here that defends Chris Bangle.

00:53:25.660 I, Chris Bangle, look, he pisses me off as much as he pisses you guys off.

00:53:29.240 But I will say, if you talk to a person, he is, he is a legit, he's a nice guy.

00:53:33.360 I like Spangle, even though he is, he's gone a little bit weird, uh, blue pill in a lot

00:53:39.360 of ways the last couple of years. 0.93

00:53:40.640 I think Trump broke his brain legitimately.

00:53:42.300 So I look forward to him coming back around during the Biden hour.

00:53:45.780 Don't do that to me.

00:53:47.620 No, I, I know who you're talking about.

00:53:50.120 No, I, I agree.

00:53:51.180 I agree with Brian.

00:53:53.140 I agree with Brian.

00:53:54.080 You just got Spangle, brode.

00:53:56.280 We talked about Spangle a few weeks ago and we called him a fatty in one of our towers, 0.99

00:54:00.480 so.

00:54:01.420 I'm just ready for that, um. 0.97

00:54:02.920 You say, my, my haircut isn't fucking like that, man. 0.85

00:54:06.860 You guys live in the same town, though. 0.94

00:54:08.620 I think he's also in Indianapolis.

00:54:10.580 Or no, he's in Indianapolis.

00:54:13.340 Yeah, yeah, he's in Indianapolis.

00:54:15.040 Wait a minute, Will is Spangle.

00:54:17.240 How did I never know this? 1.00

00:54:18.400 Holy shit. 0.99

00:54:19.220 We need to see both of you in different places at the same time, right now. 0.99

00:54:24.120 Oh no!

00:54:28.560 No, I, I should definitely.

00:54:30.440 I didn't, I didn't know my joke was layered like that.

00:54:32.940 That's awesome. 0.94

00:54:34.160 Oh yeah, that's fucking hilarious. 1.00

00:54:35.620 Love, love history, politics, and got, fuck, bro. 1.00

00:54:37.780 I'm fucked, yeah. 1.00

00:54:38.960 That's so funny. 1.00

00:54:40.080 I'm gonna go dye my beard black just so I don't look.

00:54:42.220 Vin Armani's, okay, Vin Armani is clearly trolling.

00:54:45.040 By the way, if he called, if he called Dave a, uh, a CIA plan on Liberty Lockdown, he

00:54:50.620 was trolling. 0.98

00:54:51.140 Vin Armani does have a sense of humor, so he was definitely fucking around and trolling. 0.95

00:54:55.560 Yeah, and I think Clint would have mentioned that to us, because we, I mean, we had Clint 0.96

00:54:58.680 done last week, and he, I think he probably would have brought it up, because I think

00:55:02.080 we, at least, we probably mentioned Dave last week, I don't know.

00:55:07.680 Probably.

00:55:08.580 He'd probably. 1.00

00:55:09.120 Large fanboys, how much do you mention me, you fucking bunch of jerk-offs? 1.00

00:55:13.540 You're not. 1.00

00:55:13.980 Never?

00:55:14.720 Never.

00:55:14.980 You're like the, you're like the third best bald man in the Liberty Movement. 1.00

00:55:18.780 Bullshit. 0.99

00:55:19.260 I'm way better than Pete Quinonez. 1.00

00:55:21.320 Shane Hazel?

00:55:23.240 Oh, way better than him, too.

00:55:24.840 Am I second? 1.00

00:55:25.340 I'm better than both of those fucking assholes. 1.00

00:55:26.820 Are you kidding me? 1.00

00:55:27.660 I'm fucking number one. 0.99

00:55:29.180 I'm just buried in, I'm buried on Wednesdays, the Lions, if I had my own show, I would be 0.99

00:55:33.060 fucking massive.

00:55:34.100 You guys wouldn't even know when these other people are. 0.99

00:55:36.100 Oh, wait, you're talking about Clint.

00:55:37.560 He's bald.

00:55:38.160 I thought you were talking about me.

00:55:39.940 I thought I was number two. 1.00

00:55:41.400 God damn it. 0.99

00:55:41.940 I forgot about Clint, too. 1.00

00:55:44.200 Clint's bald.

00:55:44.780 I forgot about that.

00:55:45.780 All right.

00:55:46.060 I just tweeted at Chris Spangl saying that we have to meet.

00:55:49.520 That's so great.

00:55:50.920 I got to put this to bed.

00:55:52.920 Well, he was, Chris was on Dave's show like this year.

00:55:57.720 Who was?

00:55:58.300 Within this year.

00:56:00.080 Yeah, they did a convo.

00:56:02.480 Wait, was he on Dave's show or our show?

00:56:04.660 Yeah.

00:56:06.120 Well, Chris did your, he hosted your drinking event.

00:56:11.940 Oh, that was hilarious.

00:56:13.140 The drinking game, that was awesome.

00:56:14.440 Well, I was, yeah, involved in the rule creation on that.

00:56:17.860 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:18.420 That was, that was behind the paywall, though, for Lions of Liberty.

00:56:21.260 That was behind, that was a Patreon event.

00:56:23.180 Yeah.

00:56:23.480 Oh, yeah.

00:56:23.780 Chris was on Dave's show.

00:56:25.200 But you know what?

00:56:25.840 Again, this is why I like Chris.

00:56:27.520 You know, that was, when you look at a lot of the debates with the, with people that were

00:56:31.520 critics of Dave, I think Chris owns the fact that like he got beat intellectually

00:56:35.920 in a couple of those.

00:56:36.600 He was like, nope, you're right.

00:56:37.520 I was wrong there.

00:56:38.980 Whereas a lot of the people do not admit that.

00:56:41.280 Like, you know, some of the bases done in Lions of Liberty, they will not admit that

00:56:44.220 they were wrong.

00:56:45.000 They'll just double down on other things or come after him in different.

00:56:47.940 Archie Flowers.

00:56:49.520 Archie Flowers.

00:56:51.060 Yeah.

00:56:51.720 It's crazy when Archie did.

00:56:53.260 Yeah.

00:56:53.400 After that debate, he just like lost his mind on Twitter.

00:56:56.320 Like, I don't, I don't know, man.

00:56:58.220 To Archie's credit, he is still a paying subscriber.

00:57:02.180 He's a paying patron of the Lions of Liberty.

00:57:04.560 And I thank him for that.

00:57:06.040 He saw some to his credit.

00:57:08.480 He is, even though, you know, he's also a paying, uh, for a legion of skanks too. 0.99

00:57:12.620 I don't know if you know.

00:57:13.480 Oh, there you go.

00:57:15.240 I'm kidding.

00:57:16.520 He's on every show. 0.99

00:57:18.280 Did you know that he is also, what was that guy's fucking name? 0.98

00:57:20.920 Seth Simon that goes after those guys. 0.98

00:57:23.220 How funny if Archie, Archie was actually Seth Simon.

00:57:26.640 He writes all the articles.

00:57:30.900 I mean, look, I don't know, dude, Archie, I like, I don't want to, I, I, I don't honestly, 0.99

00:57:35.480 I've never spoken to Archie in my fucking life. 0.90

00:57:37.800 I just only heard him on the show. 0.99

00:57:39.020 He's been fine in our forum, you know, but I don't know.

00:57:42.540 I don't know where he's at this point.

00:57:44.440 I don't know why he continues to go down this path and why it's such a pursuit of his.

00:57:49.900 It's like, get a new hobby, man.

00:57:52.200 Yeah.

00:57:52.760 Get a new hobby.

00:57:54.320 It's not helpful.

00:57:55.140 It's not helpful to anybody.

00:57:57.260 Dave muted him.

00:57:58.200 So I don't know what he's going to do now.

00:57:59.920 He's like, it's like losing like a child.

00:58:02.800 I mean, it's just going to be, it's going to be that bad.

00:58:04.920 He's going to, he's going to go into depression after.

00:58:07.680 Yeah.

00:58:08.580 Archie's child is that racism violates the NAP and that's it.

00:58:12.740 That's true.

00:58:13.260 I mean, it's, I mean, there's a debate there and I guess they had it and it was, it was

00:58:18.600 a good one. 0.99

00:58:19.200 Oh shit. 0.99

00:58:19.660 It's already 7.15. 1.00

00:58:20.740 Yeah.

00:58:21.000 Well, should we, should we vote for the, uh, the best tower of the week?

00:58:23.680 I think we kind of slacked this week on the towers, but I've got like a few of them that

00:58:27.260 I thought were reasonable.

00:58:29.840 My, my tower on me better be one of them though.

00:58:33.140 It is.

00:58:33.520 It is not, which is why I was not told.

00:58:35.640 I, I was not told I needed to be aware of towers of the week before I came on this show.

00:58:39.420 So, uh, well, no, no, no, we show them to you.

00:58:42.200 We'll let you.

00:58:42.560 Oh, okay. 0.85

00:58:43.280 Well, that makes it far fucking easier. 0.95

00:58:45.580 It is a surprise.

00:58:47.060 So, uh, the, the will one, uh, we'll fight has Bush is actually not one of the top ones. 0.96

00:58:51.720 I mean, well, it shouldn't be because someone fucked it up. 0.56

00:58:56.340 Did they? 0.93

00:58:56.620 That's true.

00:58:57.280 I thought it's, yeah.

00:58:58.000 There's only one L in my name on that one.

00:59:02.100 Somebody might have, somebody just might.

00:59:04.040 Well, there's only one L in Chris Spangle too.

00:59:06.060 So I actually think it was correct.

00:59:08.640 So I don't know.

00:59:09.280 Cause dude, I'm, I'm like the tower dude.

00:59:11.840 I watch all the towers.

00:59:13.220 I make sure, man.

00:59:14.640 So we have, um, I picked three towers this week.

00:59:18.180 Like I didn't really get that much input this week.

00:59:20.280 These were kind of my three favorites.

00:59:22.220 I think they were at least near the top and I do have a spreadsheet of all these things,

00:59:26.140 but we only had 23 towers this week.

00:59:28.540 Before we vote, Toto, I just want to say, I called you, I called you the grand poobah of

00:59:32.960 tower gang.

00:59:33.740 And I just want to say, after hearing you have a spreadsheet of them, I always want

00:59:37.180 to reiterate that you are the grand poobah of tower gang. 0.69

00:59:40.980 And I fully expect to see that in your Twitter bio before the end of the night.

00:59:46.000 I second that emotion.

00:59:47.700 I mean, I'm, I'm to the tower.

00:59:49.880 Do we have, do we have, do we have a third?

00:59:51.900 Do we have a third?

00:59:52.680 I'll take, I'll give.

00:59:53.480 There you go.

00:59:53.920 We have a quorum.

00:59:55.000 Gentlemen, we have a quorum.

00:59:55.760 We have a quorum.

00:59:56.980 Democracy rules once again. 0.88

00:59:58.540 Toad, we also, also by quorum, uh, get naked. 1.00

01:00:04.600 Show us your cock on camera. 1.00

01:00:06.080 Let's go. 1.00

01:00:06.620 All right.

01:00:06.920 Gentlemen, do we have a quorum?

01:00:08.100 Oh, oh, oh.

01:00:09.340 No, it's me.

01:00:10.280 Yeah.

01:00:10.900 It's also because I want to see your toadstool.

01:00:13.600 I've been, oh, I've been voted the most autistic member of tower gang as well.

01:00:18.020 So whatever.

01:00:18.440 The supreme autists of the autists. 1.00

01:00:21.500 So we've got that.

01:00:22.800 So I've got, yeah, the spreadsheet.

01:00:24.100 We had 79 towers was our biggest output in a week.

01:00:27.340 And this week we only had 23.

01:00:28.860 So you can see how we're slacking.

01:00:31.260 I'm going to start sharing this right now.

01:00:33.240 I can barely keep up with them.

01:00:36.180 I'm just like the hell out of that.

01:00:37.960 Well, I'm in all the tower groups and I coordinate them and I'm in every tower.

01:00:42.640 There's more than just tower gang?

01:00:44.740 There's tower gang.

01:00:45.700 There's the resurrected OG one and there's lady tower gang.

01:00:48.760 And I'm in all of them.

01:00:51.120 Wait, you're lady tower gang?

01:00:53.320 He is lady tower gang.

01:00:55.240 He is all lady tower gang.

01:00:57.700 Is lady tower gang just your harem?

01:01:01.200 I guess I should follow more tower gang because all I see is random segments of shaft once in a while.

01:01:06.880 And I'm like, I don't get it.

01:01:09.880 Who is the other porn star that has the Philly cheesesteak on him? 0.73

01:01:14.880 And I said, this guy is Brian McWilliams. 0.87

01:01:16.580 Oh, that's I forget.

01:01:18.460 I, that was, uh, so I was sending, so, uh, Robbie, I started on my, uh, old account, a different account that also got suspended.

01:01:27.140 Um, I was tweeting at Robbie, Robbie, the fire, a, um, the Philly cheesesteak dong on every tweet he had and up to where he DM'd me and he was like, dude, this is awesome.

01:01:41.080 It was pretty funny, but yeah, I was, uh, I did the fire also soon to be a shiny head, by the way.

01:01:48.140 Is he not already?

01:01:49.200 I mean, he's close.

01:01:50.360 Sorry.

01:01:50.440 Oh, he's very close.

01:01:52.100 I, when I saw Robbie, the fire, by the way, oh, I thought he looked, uh, he like literally, he could not look more different from what I pictured in my brain before I saw him.

01:02:02.480 I was like, wow, I did not see that coming.

01:02:06.320 Wow.

01:02:06.960 I'm confused.

01:02:07.640 He's on video with Dave every week. 1.00

01:02:09.880 I don't pay for that shit, man. 1.00

01:02:12.220 I got my own fucking podcast. 1.00

01:02:13.860 Pay for fucking Lions of Liberty podcast. 1.00

01:02:16.000 Fuck part of the problem. 1.00

01:02:17.120 No, I love Dave. 1.00

01:02:17.980 He gives us a lot of shout outs.

01:02:18.820 We have a lot of love back and forth.

01:02:19.880 So keep paying for that.

01:02:21.180 Pay for the both guys.

01:02:22.300 Open up your wallets.

01:02:23.100 I do actually.

01:02:23.980 But, uh, the, the, uh, POTP goes up on YouTube, man.

01:02:28.080 So you can, you can see Robyn the fire for free.

01:02:30.100 Yeah, dude.

01:02:30.640 I don't watch.

01:02:31.360 I don't watch.

01:02:32.100 I don't think.

01:02:32.980 How much time do you think I have? 1.00

01:02:34.920 I have to read 8,000 goddamn news links a day for my fucking show. 1.00

01:02:39.140 I don't have time to watch shit. 1.00

01:02:40.500 I'm part of the problem. 1.00

01:02:41.760 I listen to it on my headphones when I'm at the gym.

01:02:44.460 That's the only time I can do anything.

01:02:45.520 And by the way, well, fat Dave Wald, you better get Robyn the fire on.

01:02:49.880 On, uh, tower power.

01:02:51.180 Yeah.

01:02:51.420 I, I, I'm, I'm pushing him.

01:02:53.140 I think we were supposed to, he actually, he wanted to come on last week.

01:02:57.100 Actually.

01:02:57.620 It would have been great to have him on tonight.

01:02:59.740 I said, we have on we'll fight and, uh, Brian McWilliams. 0.99

01:03:03.400 And I was like, he was like, we'll fight that Chris Spangler looking bitch. 1.00

01:03:06.560 I'm not coming out with that fucking dick. 1.00

01:03:08.580 That is so great. 1.00

01:03:12.380 You let me know.

01:03:13.560 You let me know when Robyn the fire confirms that I will come back on.

01:03:17.560 All right.

01:03:18.100 Oh, all right.

01:03:19.140 So he was supposed to.

01:03:20.020 Not that I have a vendetta or anything.

01:03:21.360 I made it sound like I did, but I, uh.

01:03:23.240 I don't know if you're serious or not, but. 0.97

01:03:25.400 No, I'll fucking come back on if Robyn the fire. 0.96

01:03:28.000 So I've never talked to the guy. 0.99

01:03:29.100 I'll come back on.

01:03:29.640 He, um, so I was trying to get him on this week and then I, he was, I was like, uh, well,

01:03:34.380 he said this Monday and I was like, well, I have will fight and Brian McWilliams on.

01:03:37.500 I was like, how about next week?

01:03:38.340 He said, I don't plan two weeks ahead.

01:03:41.940 He obviously does because he's going to be at pork fest.

01:03:44.700 So there is that.

01:03:46.600 The one event a year.

01:03:48.920 No, he's got.

01:03:50.160 Yeah.

01:03:50.620 Childerberg.

01:03:51.300 That's one of our, one of our lines of Liberty.

01:03:53.380 Uh, Howie is ditching porch fest for a ditching his friends and pork fest to go to 1.00

01:03:58.860 Childerberg and we're like, you're a fucking dirt person. 1.00

01:04:01.760 What's wrong with you? 1.00

01:04:02.800 By the way, I, I'm going to, I'm going to be at pork fest by the way.

01:04:05.940 So if anybody, uh, is pork fest at, where is it at?

01:04:10.980 It's in Northern New Hampshire.

01:04:11.800 The middle of God.

01:04:13.500 Nowhere.

01:04:14.400 I live in Indiana.

01:04:15.460 I'm going to hang out with Chris Spangle instead.

01:04:18.740 It's like a four hour drive for me.

01:04:20.720 So.

01:04:21.140 You know, I got to have beers.

01:04:22.240 Exactly.

01:04:22.580 Well, that's a, I got to fly across country.

01:04:24.940 I got to fly.

01:04:25.660 I got to fly five hours.

01:04:27.080 Then I got to get in a car.

01:04:28.880 Then I got to drive three and a half hours to pork fest.

01:04:32.800 Okay.

01:04:32.980 Brian, here's a challenge.

01:04:34.220 I got a challenge for you.

01:04:35.320 Dude.

01:04:35.780 If, if you come, I might be able to drive you.

01:04:38.740 So there is that at least.

01:04:40.880 That's it.

01:04:41.420 That's an interesting, Ooh, God.

01:04:43.180 Then I got three and a half hours in the car with an autistic. 1.00

01:04:48.040 Okay.

01:04:48.980 He never stops towering either.

01:04:50.500 So he'll be tweeting and driving.

01:04:52.160 He's driving and swerving over the, the tower swerves too somehow.

01:04:57.660 Oh, I got, I got pulled over, man.

01:04:59.320 Sir.

01:04:59.700 Oh, we think you were towering while driving.

01:05:01.900 All right.

01:05:02.380 Maybe, maybe Toad.

01:05:03.560 Maybe.

01:05:03.900 I don't know.

01:05:04.220 I still, I still, even if, even if the lines officially don't go, it's so big this year 0.95

01:05:08.160 that I feel like we have to have some fucking presence there. 0.95

01:05:10.620 My only thing is I have to ditch my wife for four days. 0.99

01:05:12.900 Cause it's a day of travel each way too.

01:05:15.100 That's a problem.

01:05:18.280 Man.

01:05:19.540 I'm going to come back.

01:05:20.640 That, that kid's going to have a, well, I, I would harken back to the earlier conversation.

01:05:24.620 She'll have.

01:05:26.160 Nevermind.

01:05:27.000 Nevermind.

01:05:27.580 All right.

01:05:28.240 It's going to be a horrible, horrible challenge.

01:05:31.200 I know, I know you're going to about, you're about to read our towers, but real quick.

01:05:33.980 Let's look at these towers.

01:05:35.080 Yeah.

01:05:35.140 Since, since Brian has to fly across country, I, and I, depending on how he does on Saturday,

01:05:40.680 I challenge him to the Wade Boggs challenge.

01:05:44.120 In terms of flying across country, you have to drink 64 beers.

01:05:48.440 64 beers in the air.

01:05:50.020 Yeah.

01:05:50.300 There's no way in hell it's happening.

01:05:52.460 Did you ever see the always sunny on that episode or that challenge?

01:05:56.080 That's how I know what it is.

01:05:57.960 They actually did two.

01:05:59.180 They did a women's version of it after that. 0.98

01:06:01.120 The women's was even funnier than the men's. 1.00

01:06:03.120 They're both really good.

01:06:04.700 They're just throwing up everywhere. 0.99

01:06:06.180 It's so fucking good. 0.99

01:06:07.740 That's actually funny. 0.98

01:06:08.240 I just started.

01:06:09.200 It's always sunny tonight.

01:06:10.380 Like me and my wife, I was like, we got to find a new show.

01:06:12.740 She's watching new girl for the fourth time.

01:06:14.720 I was like, no, no, we got to watch.

01:06:16.740 It's so great.

01:06:17.580 And let me tell you this.

01:06:18.180 When you get to the character Artemis, fun fact.

01:06:20.640 Oh yeah.

01:06:21.180 So I was, I'm friends with a guy who has since moved back to Philly, but he was really good

01:06:27.540 friends with the guys from always sunny who I've also met at the gym.

01:06:30.900 One.

01:06:31.380 Okay.

01:06:31.700 Rob McElhenney met him, shook hands, had a nice time talking.

01:06:35.720 The other one I was doing sit-ups.

01:06:38.640 No, he did not.

01:06:40.340 But the other one I'm doing sit-ups on the upper deck at Gold's Gym in Venice, right?

01:06:43.680 Famous one.

01:06:44.300 And I look up and there's this guy and we meet eyes for like an awkward amount of time,

01:06:50.060 like 30 seconds when you're at the gym and I'm just sitting there like squinting at him.

01:06:54.740 And I was like, yeah, that's weird.

01:06:56.280 I think I know that guy.

01:06:57.240 And then he stopped squinting at me and he goes, he goes away.

01:06:59.460 And then I'm like, yeah, I do it myself. 0.99

01:07:01.440 So I'm like, oh, it's fucking Dennis. 0.98

01:07:03.680 Bro, it's sunny. 0.99

01:07:04.840 That is creepily stared at.

01:07:06.940 Well, they all lived in Venice.

01:07:08.440 So then two other funny stories about these guys.

01:07:11.600 I'm sitting, again, I'm at the Phillies game, but the all of a sudden people are sitting

01:07:16.700 behind me.

01:07:17.180 Rob McElhenney and his wife are back there.

01:07:20.560 Caitlin from the show.

01:07:21.480 And she's pregnant. 0.96

01:07:22.800 Yeah.

01:07:23.220 D from the show.

01:07:24.380 Yeah.

01:07:24.560 D or D from the show.

01:07:25.720 Yeah.

01:07:25.900 Caitlin Olsen.

01:07:27.080 Yeah.

01:07:27.220 And again, for some reason, I'm thinking I have a better relationship with these people

01:07:32.060 than I do.

01:07:32.500 And I'm like, congratulations on your baby.

01:07:36.120 Just for no reason.

01:07:37.820 They don't know me, who I am.

01:07:39.680 They never talked to me.

01:07:41.760 But the reason I thought I could say that was because I was at an after party.

01:07:45.120 My buddy took me to the after party after they did this live show for Day Man or Night

01:07:50.560 Man, right?

01:07:51.060 Remember that?

01:07:51.620 Well, you'll get to it.

01:07:52.980 Don't worry, Fat Dave.

01:07:53.940 You'll get to it. 1.00

01:07:54.580 It's fucking genius. 1.00

01:07:55.300 Day Man. 0.99

01:07:55.880 So we go to the after party and I'm sitting around.

01:08:00.280 We're waiting for them to come, right? 0.97

01:08:01.740 And the main cast doesn't show up because they're too fucking fancy.

01:08:05.080 But Artemis shows up, who you'll learn about. 0.91

01:08:08.480 So Artemis shows up. 0.99

01:08:09.460 Which is actually her name, I think, right?

01:08:10.340 That's actually her name.

01:08:10.700 It is actually her name.

01:08:12.540 Actually, I remember it being her name. 0.99

01:08:13.740 So she sits down and we're kind of fucking talking. 0.97

01:08:16.080 And I'm so drunk. 1.00

01:08:18.200 Did she tell you she has a bleached asshole, though? 1.00

01:08:21.300 No, I think I told her I had a bleached asshole. 1.00

01:08:23.460 But anyway, it led to a very, very awkward conversation where I made some very inappropriate 1.00

01:08:28.380 jokes and she did not laugh.

01:08:30.940 Stared across the table at me, daggers.

01:08:33.360 And I just eventually was like, well, I'm not going to leave the table.

01:08:37.940 And she got to leave the table. 0.98

01:08:41.980 That's big dick energy right there. 0.98

01:08:43.800 And that's why I am a libertarian. 0.97

01:08:47.620 But here's the thing, Brian.

01:08:49.400 Artemis, if you had known her.

01:08:50.340 That's actually a true story, by the way.

01:08:51.900 If you had known her before that, you could have solved the mystery of who pooped. 1.00

01:08:56.160 Who pooped the bed? 1.00

01:08:57.160 Yeah.

01:08:57.960 Who pooped whatever.

01:08:59.280 You had a story about that.

01:09:00.260 Who pooped the room or whatever.

01:09:02.260 Oh, we do have a story about that for Lions of Liberty.

01:09:04.500 Yeah.

01:09:04.980 Go watch.

01:09:05.980 It was Chris Spangl.

01:09:07.120 You told him on the Chris Spangl one during the drinking thing.

01:09:10.120 Will, how do you not remember this?

01:09:11.940 Did I?

01:09:12.420 Yeah, it was in our fraternity.

01:09:14.280 So the Lions of Liberty, we came together.

01:09:16.740 Well, we, where were you on the night?

01:09:19.740 No, we were on a fraternity at Penn State, right?

01:09:22.080 That's what the Lions of Liberty, which is, you know, we're thinking about changing the

01:09:25.340 name to make it more inclusive.

01:09:26.920 But for now, it's Lions of Liberty.

01:09:28.320 So we met at Penn State, thus Nittany Lions, Lions of Liberty.

01:09:31.920 Oh, I thought you meant Liberty University.

01:09:34.620 No.

01:09:35.780 No!

01:09:36.780 You didn't go to Jerry Paul Wells College?

01:09:39.340 Yep, that's the one. 0.98

01:09:40.520 And so at one point, Jerry Falwell shits in the bed. 0.88

01:09:46.980 So I'll make this very short because I do have to go. 0.81

01:09:50.800 Yeah.

01:09:52.200 So we had a fraternity, we're all living there.

01:09:54.740 And at one point, everybody, you know, gets drunk.

01:09:57.220 And just one night we're hanging out in a room and this guy was kind of like a hippie 0.76

01:10:01.000 guy and nobody did anything against him.

01:10:02.680 I mean, he's a super pot-smoking hippie guy, like, you know, who does he piss off?

01:10:09.660 Comes in, comes across the hall, opens the door, he goes, hey guys. 1.00

01:10:14.480 Yeah, I'm just kind of wondering, looks like somebody took a big shit right in the middle 0.99

01:10:19.060 of the room. 0.99

01:10:19.960 Sort of big, huge dump.

01:10:21.700 Anybody, anybody know who did that?

01:10:24.740 Like, I mean, he really said as cool as could be, like, hey, can you imagine you walk in 0.98

01:10:29.920 your room and there's just a fucking big fat pile of human turds on the floor and you're 0.98

01:10:34.680 just like, all right, well, let me just keep my cool and just walk over here and calmly 1.00

01:10:38.960 ask these guys.

01:10:40.380 And we were older, but yeah, he, uh, he came over and asked and we surmised that it actually

01:10:46.040 was one of the Lions of Liberty.

01:10:48.200 It was Howie.

01:10:50.260 I wasn't going to say who, but that's who we think it was. 0.99

01:10:53.460 We think it was Howie got real drunk and shit right on his floor. 0.99

01:10:56.140 That's hilarious. 0.98

01:10:57.720 Anyway, that's how you get the Lions of Liberty podcast, guys.

01:11:00.760 And of course, I will be doing the, uh, the case race for Liberty.

01:11:04.720 I'm, I'm supporting Donor C, by the way.

01:11:07.140 So that's, we, we still give, uh, we give money to Donor C, which is, I, let me tell you

01:11:11.480 about this real quick because it's a libertarian charity and that you choose who it is.

01:11:17.000 You know, Glenn, Greg Glyer, he's the founder.

01:11:19.240 He's a libertarian.

01:11:20.200 You choose who you support.

01:11:22.060 It is the most transparent libertarian. 1.00

01:11:25.100 You see where your fucking money goes. 0.99

01:11:27.160 You are helping these people directly charity. 1.00

01:11:28.920 I know of.

01:11:29.540 So that's who I'm going to do it for real quick.

01:11:32.040 Do you have 10 minutes to, uh, golden towers?

01:11:34.280 Yeah.

01:11:34.500 Do you want to do the towers with us?

01:11:35.840 All right, let's do it.

01:11:42.340 Oh, I'm sure you're going to be impressed by these.

01:11:44.860 All right.

01:11:45.380 So we got, I chose three this week.

01:11:48.560 So number one was, uh, we had this, um, I think two of them are actually related to

01:11:53.700 this, um, one of these stupid Liberty tournaments that was going on, which was, uh, being run 0.52

01:11:59.740 by this guy, Thunderheart, who was like this SJW libertarian. 0.93

01:12:04.320 And, and he chose all these like really, really low, um, like low follower accounts.

01:12:11.200 Oh, he's from Oklahoma.

01:12:12.620 I know who him.

01:12:13.640 Yeah.

01:12:13.960 And so he, he chose like all of these, like, you know, a hundred to a thousand, uh, um,

01:12:20.560 not subs, but followers.

01:12:23.300 It was a hundred to a thousand was the, uh, criteria.

01:12:25.960 These, these people definitely don't have subs. 0.91

01:12:28.020 Let's put it that way.

01:12:28.920 Like, but, but, uh, yes, but he chose it. 0.98

01:12:34.840 By the way, Toad, I'm just telling you, if you fucking somehow, if you manage to keep 0.99

01:12:39.780 me on this call and lure me in to judge this and then manage to fucking tower me during it. 0.99

01:12:47.560 Amazing. 0.97

01:12:48.520 All right, go.

01:12:49.300 Hey, tower gang.

01:12:50.020 There are, y'all are on here right now.

01:12:53.480 I would really respect it.

01:12:55.080 Tower gang.

01:12:56.080 If you guys want to tower Brian McWilliams, go find one of us.

01:12:59.060 No, you can't call it out. 0.99

01:13:00.200 It has to be fucking secret. 0.98

01:13:01.320 Then I don't know about coming. 1.00

01:13:02.320 You've already fucked it up. 0.99

01:13:03.180 No, it's too late. 1.00

01:13:03.960 Keep going.

01:13:04.520 Just get it.

01:13:04.980 Hold and tower it.

01:13:06.140 All right.

01:13:06.500 We have all Shane Hazel.

01:13:08.080 All that's what you need.

01:13:08.800 Tower.

01:13:09.140 All right.

01:13:09.880 We have, um, so he was running this tournament and he let one guy in who was actually like an

01:13:15.640 original tower gang member who was like not one of these SJW types, this guy, JD shout

01:13:20.920 out JD.

01:13:21.400 It was his birthday the other day as well.

01:13:24.160 And he was up against Nick Sarwark's wife in the tournament.

01:13:28.180 And you can imagine what she was like.

01:13:29.920 And we got him enough votes to get him over the hump there.

01:13:33.340 He, he wound up winning the whole tournament and he beat Nick Sarwark's wife and we, and

01:13:37.780 we towered him.

01:13:38.840 Just not the first.

01:13:40.260 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:40.600 Damn it. 1.00

01:13:41.220 I was going to say it. 1.00

01:13:42.520 Well, you're too slow. 0.84

01:13:44.140 You're too slow.

01:13:44.680 We towered Nick Sarwark's wife, Valerie, which actually I said, we have to tower Nick Sarwark's

01:13:51.380 retweet of this so that they're both tagged on it.

01:13:54.900 And for some reason she wound up not blocking me.

01:13:57.280 And I think she blocked a bunch of people. 1.00

01:13:58.620 And we, we towered her with JD fucked your wife. 1.00

01:14:03.720 On Nick Sarwark. 1.00

01:14:05.320 The best is the best is the stump humping.

01:14:09.440 I threw that as the spam.

01:14:12.100 Yeah.

01:14:12.660 I don't know.

01:14:13.440 We usually take a glimpse at this man.

01:14:15.760 This is JD right here, but I don't know.

01:14:19.240 Oh, is that the, is that the Nick Sarwark one with the, uh, Hitler mustache? 0.55

01:14:23.740 Is that the one?

01:14:24.760 Oh, that's Nick Sarwark as a female. 0.56

01:14:28.500 My wife.

01:14:29.980 We don't have the other one, but that is tower. 1.00

01:14:32.540 Number one, JD fucked your wife on Valerie Sarwark and Nick Sarwark. 1.00

01:14:37.820 Nice. 1.00

01:14:38.340 Nice.

01:14:38.680 Okay.

01:14:39.040 Number two, uh, we did three towers on D Snyder this week because he was like being extremely

01:14:44.760 pro-vax, pro-vax passport. 1.00

01:14:47.360 Just all this bullshit. 1.00

01:14:48.500 And like, that's my boy rogue. 1.00

01:14:50.660 Yeah.

01:14:51.180 Rogue.

01:14:51.460 Rogue top of the tower here.

01:14:54.180 This was, dude, like, I don't know why, I don't know how, you gotta, you gotta follow

01:14:59.200 right now, Rogue.

01:15:00.040 I'm following you right now.

01:15:01.540 Nice.

01:15:02.060 Rogue at Rogue Liberty one.

01:15:04.240 I got him following him following this other person too with a monkey with glowing eyes.

01:15:08.600 Oh yeah.

01:15:09.220 Oh yeah.

01:15:09.700 Last individual.

01:15:10.640 Yeah.

01:15:10.820 Good follow as well. 0.99

01:15:13.180 D Snyder has been like the most authoritarian asshole that we've seen in quite a while on 0.99

01:15:17.860 Twitter. 1.00

01:15:18.060 And, you know, of course, you know, he's from Twisted Sister, you know, the, yeah, we're

01:15:23.900 not going to take it.

01:15:25.200 Yeah.

01:15:25.360 Well, apparently they're taking all of it at this point.

01:15:27.900 He's taking a lot.

01:15:28.720 Let's be giving it.

01:15:29.700 We're, we're going to give it.

01:15:30.800 We're not going to take it. 1.00

01:15:31.640 We're going to fucking give it right in your goddamn ass. 1.00

01:15:33.940 I mean, you can see his tweet right here. 1.00

01:15:35.420 It's called respect for others.

01:15:36.920 Yes.

01:15:37.160 It can be an inconvenience.

01:15:39.060 Yeah.

01:15:39.400 But this is not the world where narcissism rules.

01:15:41.600 This is a place called, that's a place called Narcissia where people walk around with their

01:15:46.660 heads deep inside the road.

01:15:48.720 Oh God.

01:15:49.800 It's something beats this.

01:15:51.080 Okay.

01:15:51.540 Keep going.

01:15:52.440 So we towered him three times and this was the first of the three.

01:15:57.400 And I don't remember what the reference was on this.

01:15:59.840 And somebody can remind me on this because I know somebody had said that D Snyder's face

01:16:05.480 looks like a dehydrated nut sack.

01:16:07.760 So that was, so that was the, uh, tower of this.

01:16:12.800 I would argue that D Snyder's face looks like the second iteration of Bruce Campbell in Army

01:16:18.400 of Darkness when he's pulling his face out of the Necronomicon.

01:16:21.880 Yeah.

01:16:23.060 I go deep with my references, guys.

01:16:25.040 You got to think about that. 0.98

01:16:26.100 I'm fucking dead on. 0.99

01:16:27.600 I'm dead on. 0.98

01:16:28.240 I love Army of Darkness and I think you're kind of right. 0.63

01:16:31.180 I am a hundred percent fucking right. 0.98

01:16:32.920 And we also towered, uh, D Snyder with a lot of John Shafer, the fucking, the Cheeto, the 0.99

01:16:38.960 Cheeto. 0.99

01:16:40.420 Oh yeah.

01:16:42.140 So John is the guy from Iced Earth who was at the, uh, Capitol, uh, January 6th, you

01:16:49.020 know, whatever you want to call it.

01:16:50.140 And he's from the band Iced Earth, which is, they're a pretty well-known metal band.

01:16:54.560 And I've never heard of them.

01:16:56.140 He and D Snyder had this like fight or this blow up.

01:16:59.660 So we just started throwing John Shafer and all these things.

01:17:02.920 As well.

01:17:04.180 I think that's hilarious.

01:17:05.780 And I think, I think Barry White, cause I think D Snyder bashed Barry White and called

01:17:10.540 him Disco and said that Disco sucked or something.

01:17:13.000 So we have a D Snyder, or sorry, we have a Barry White, uh, spam as well.

01:17:18.320 Barry White.

01:17:18.860 The disrespect to Barry White.

01:17:20.260 Much more of a man.

01:17:21.200 And then we had an appearance of my new spam here with my, uh, pro manscaping reference. 1.00

01:17:27.080 And then, as always, as always, the okay faggot. 1.00

01:17:33.200 Are you Armenian? 1.00

01:17:36.480 I am not.

01:17:38.480 And then I gave him a, uh, a nutsack mask.

01:17:42.340 Wow.

01:17:42.820 And they made Mortal Kombat, the remake, too soon.

01:17:47.140 Look at that.

01:17:47.740 Oh man.

01:17:48.440 Look at that.

01:17:49.200 That could have been amazing.

01:17:51.160 Amazing. 1.00

01:17:51.800 Instead of Scorpion or Sub-Zero, we could have had, no, the fucking show with the mask. 1.00

01:17:56.260 It looks like a fucking Mortal Kombat character. 1.00

01:17:58.740 Oh. 0.99

01:18:01.400 Nice.

01:18:01.840 We go a little crazy with the spam.

01:18:05.040 So we had that one.

01:18:06.920 And then, the last one.

01:18:08.720 Oh, that's a nutsack mask movie.

01:18:10.320 This is why I really go on challenge.

01:18:11.720 We need nutsack mask. 1.00

01:18:12.300 The best Mortal Kombat character.

01:18:14.360 Go up.

01:18:14.740 Go up.

01:18:15.100 Up.

01:18:16.360 One more.

01:18:16.780 One more.

01:18:17.660 Up.

01:18:17.980 Up.

01:18:18.240 Up.

01:18:18.560 Up.

01:18:19.200 Jesus Christ, man.

01:18:20.460 Keep going up. 1.00

01:18:20.900 Think about what you yell at your dick any time you're in bed. 1.00

01:18:23.880 Thank you. 1.00

01:18:24.800 Up.

01:18:25.480 Nutsack mask.

01:18:27.100 Yeah.

01:18:27.580 But, like I said, they made Mortal Kombat, the remake, too soon. 1.00

01:18:32.180 Look at that fucking. 0.99

01:18:32.820 Did you watch it? 1.00

01:18:33.420 By the way, did you watch it?

01:18:34.420 I'm halfway through.

01:18:35.420 Don't spoil the ending.

01:18:36.500 I haven't watched it.

01:18:38.080 I started watching it on Saturday night.

01:18:41.240 Well, I started watching it on Saturday night after I got back from Vegas.

01:18:43.560 And I was like, I can't.

01:18:44.820 I can't finish it.

01:18:45.820 I gotta go.

01:18:46.180 The tower of Thunder.

01:18:47.560 Oh, my God.

01:18:48.220 The first half is already better than the first two Mortal Kombats.

01:18:52.820 All right.

01:18:53.300 Well, because I don't think I've ever seen a video game made into a movie that has actually

01:18:57.020 been good.

01:18:57.720 So.

01:18:58.740 The first Mortal Kombat had a great theme song.

01:19:00.960 Oh, there was one that.

01:19:02.260 That's true. 1.00

01:19:03.360 Fuck. 1.00

01:19:04.160 Maybe I'm looking forward to it. 1.00

01:19:05.060 You don't like the Street Fighter movie, Toad?

01:19:09.020 Dude, I'm Toad, and I don't even like the Super Mario movie.

01:19:12.480 I don't know how you make. 0.96

01:19:13.460 How do you fuck up being in Chun-Li hot? 0.98

01:19:16.440 And also, I can't tell a story about Jean-Claude Van Damme. 0.82

01:19:20.380 That, you gotta listen to Lions of Liberty for, or Bravo and Beer, or other podcasts.

01:19:26.360 Also a good podcast.

01:19:27.180 Continue with Tower Gang.

01:19:28.700 Yeah, one more.

01:19:29.240 One more.

01:19:29.560 Last one.

01:19:30.240 So, the other one.

01:19:31.660 We did it on Thunderheart.

01:19:33.480 The guy, the SJW dude who was running this tournament, who claims to be a Libertarian.

01:19:38.100 This was after the final was over.

01:19:40.820 And JD. 0.99

01:19:42.120 Isn't Thunderheart the name of the fucking Lion Care Bear? 0.99

01:19:46.740 Maybe. 1.00

01:19:47.040 I don't know, but that's his real fucking name. 0.99

01:19:48.380 Why would you know that? 0.99

01:19:50.140 That's really his name?

01:19:51.660 Yeah.

01:19:52.140 Because I'm a caring person, as all Libertarians should be.

01:19:56.060 Well. 1.00

01:19:57.780 His real name is actually Thunderheart, and he's a massive fucking SJW retard. 1.00

01:20:02.160 He is. 1.00

01:20:02.840 Oh, wait, I can't say that.

01:20:03.860 Did he change his name to that, or is he a Native American that escaped the reservation and got on Twitter?

01:20:11.340 Oh, you can't.

01:20:12.000 I mean, he's from Tulsa, and all of Tulsa is actually in Indian land, so you just got canceled, bro.

01:20:19.340 Yeah.

01:20:20.620 Hey, by the way, I'm 100% opposed to reservations, FYI.

01:20:24.520 But I'm also a guy that makes jokes, so.

01:20:26.880 Yo, you're just a guy who just shows up to a restaurant and just demands a seat?

01:20:31.080 You're against reservations, bro?

01:20:32.420 That's not nice.

01:20:33.980 Sing me up.

01:20:35.100 No, no, no, you don't understand Chris Spangl, too.

01:20:39.040 I show up to a reservation, and I tell them I have a reservation under Thunderheart.

01:20:43.260 And if they lost it, they hate Native Americans.

01:20:47.540 He just does the whole Seinfeld bit, like, with reservations.

01:20:51.340 Thunderheart!

01:20:52.180 Thunderheart!

01:20:53.440 Faw! 0.99

01:20:54.260 Thunderheart!

01:20:55.040 Faw! 0.99

01:20:55.520 I love the reservation!

01:20:56.820 How do you even get a reservation?

01:20:58.540 I called, I made the reservation.

01:21:00.340 I'm not Jewish, so I can't do it. 1.00

01:21:01.500 I can't do it.

01:21:02.280 Brian just starts singing Indian Reservation by Paul Revere and the Raiders. 0.99

01:21:12.260 I just do the Braves fucking chant over and over again. 1.00

01:21:17.800 Cherokee tribe! 1.00

01:21:19.980 Oh, my God.

01:21:21.300 Come on, I gotta go!

01:21:22.580 Move it along!

01:21:23.580 You guys are talking too much.

01:21:25.080 This tower is a little machine.

01:21:25.920 It's mostly me talking, I know that.

01:21:27.420 I've drank down.

01:21:28.060 No, it's all right.

01:21:28.380 The Martinez, I'm drunk again.

01:21:30.460 Oh, hell yeah.

01:21:31.080 We enjoy it.

01:21:31.860 JD won the tournament at this point.

01:21:34.940 Thunderheart then was complaining that there was a surprising amount of personal attacks

01:21:40.180 against some of the participants, which I think was started by me because I went after

01:21:44.500 Chase for Liberty, who was, like, the finalist against JD, and I had taken one of his tweets 1.00

01:21:50.480 where he was, like, virtue signaling getting the vaccine, and I said it was weak-ass bullshit. 0.99

01:21:55.180 And apparently that's a personal attack. 1.00

01:21:57.720 It's because Thunder's the bitch. 1.00

01:21:59.720 Whatever. 1.00

01:22:00.340 And then we're like, we're going to tower him. 1.00

01:22:01.920 And the tower on this one was free to offend, free to be a bitch. 1.00

01:22:06.660 And JD was actually in this tower himself. 0.98

01:22:11.380 That's a great one.

01:22:13.680 Those are the three towers.

01:22:15.220 The spam is the best, man, with the huge black dong and the tiny agent.

01:22:24.500 That is funny.

01:22:25.320 So, usually what we do is we have these three that we think the best of the week, and then

01:22:31.640 we give them the golden tower, and Toad gives them a golden tower award.

01:22:36.720 So, basically, we vote.

01:22:38.680 We have a democracy.

01:22:40.680 We don't do monarchies here.

01:22:42.100 We are not Hoppians. 0.54

01:22:42.920 And so, we all vote.

01:22:47.520 I like Hoppa, though.

01:22:49.420 Oh, we all love Hoppa.

01:22:50.540 We just all hate Hoppians. 1.00

01:22:53.380 So, to me, the best one was the second one with...

01:22:57.820 Dehydrated Nutsack on DC.

01:22:59.800 I really like Dehydrated Nutsack.

01:23:01.720 Just, honestly, for the Nutsack spam.

01:23:04.940 That's the best part of it.

01:23:06.680 Okay.

01:23:07.120 That's my vote. 0.99

01:23:08.960 I got to go with the Thunderheart spam just because I fucking hate that kid with all the 0.99

01:23:15.580 fiber of my being. 0.99

01:23:18.100 I got to go with that one.

01:23:19.400 I really do.

01:23:20.780 Also, because JD was in it, too.

01:23:22.560 So, he got involved, and that just makes it even better.

01:23:25.520 He was.

01:23:26.060 And the third one, if you remember, was JD Fucked Your Wife on Valerie Sarwark.

01:23:30.340 That's a good one.

01:23:30.580 I don't know.

01:23:31.020 Brian, what do you think?

01:23:33.280 I, you know, honestly, half of me wishes as a guy who does not in this world following 0.95

01:23:40.560 every libertarian douchebag loser on Twitter, half of me wishes I was. 0.86

01:23:45.900 But the other half of me is unbelievably happy that I'm not that person and makes you think 0.98

01:23:52.660 this is why people listen to my podcast. 0.94

01:23:55.020 So, now I do this fucking wrong. 0.93

01:23:58.440 I'm going to go with Dee Snider, man. 0.97

01:24:00.940 I like the Dee Snider.

01:24:02.400 And it's also, I think it's helpful to tower gang people that are also very prominent in

01:24:06.840 a hilarious ways.

01:24:07.820 And that really nailed it.

01:24:09.560 And people did try to tower gang me, but I think they failed miserably.

01:24:12.660 I have to say that.

01:24:13.560 We tried to, oh, they tried to tower you just now?

01:24:16.200 It's just all, it's just all random.

01:24:19.140 It doesn't even make sense.

01:24:20.680 It's just, this is what tower, if this is what the tower gang is in real time, well,

01:24:25.200 I mean, Christ, obviously Toad is needed to coordinate. 0.99

01:24:28.300 Without you, Toad, it fucking falls to pieces. 1.00

01:24:31.300 It just turns to pure garbage. 1.00

01:24:33.260 That's true. 0.99

01:24:34.100 Embarrassing.

01:24:34.460 I mean, a decent tower like this will also take, you know, a little bit of time.

01:24:39.000 We can probably get one done in under an hour if we want to, like one of these decent ones.

01:24:43.680 I will say, though, that I will, I'm following back these people.

01:24:47.220 Thrawn Burgundy?

01:24:48.760 Thrawn Burgundy's a great follow.

01:24:50.560 I'm going to follow him.

01:24:51.720 He follows me.

01:24:52.420 I didn't know that.

01:24:53.020 I would recommend following anybody that you see here.

01:24:55.520 Squanchy Jr. does not follow me. 1.00

01:24:57.600 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00

01:24:58.480 What are you doing with your life? 1.00

01:25:01.700 What are you, tower gang people you don't follow me? 1.00

01:25:04.100 What are you, retarded? 1.00

01:25:05.760 That's CK. 1.00

01:25:07.040 I should put you on the fucking Tard Barge, send you out to sea. 1.00

01:25:09.820 Embarrassing. 1.00

01:25:09.980 Hey, we got Top Lobster in chat right now.

01:25:13.300 I do love the Top Lobster.

01:25:14.380 I got to go, though.

01:25:15.140 I love the Top Lobster. 0.97

01:25:16.760 We might hit him up, see if he does fucking animation for Do Nothing Man. 0.98

01:25:20.520 Oh, yeah. 0.98

01:25:21.380 Well, I'm also going to go with Dehydrated Nutsack, by the way.

01:25:25.580 So that is going to be the Golden Tower.

01:25:27.620 That's awesome. 1.00

01:25:28.060 Yeah, you guys make me look like the asshole for picking the bullying tower. 1.00

01:25:32.500 No, no, no. 1.00

01:25:33.420 I'm just kidding.

01:25:34.280 Because all towers are bullying towers.

01:25:38.360 And I'm going to be like, yeah, let's do people who've got credibility.

01:25:41.600 Bullying is a force for God. 1.00

01:25:42.840 And I'm just like, yeah, fuck the autistic kid. 1.00

01:25:44.340 That's where I'm at. 1.00

01:25:45.740 Like, yeah, Dee Steiner, he's got some credibility.

01:25:47.600 Somebody says, somebody says, wait, wait, wait.

01:25:51.060 Somebody says the tower will make sense after I sober up.

01:25:53.900 I'm not that drunk.

01:25:54.740 You don't realize how much I drink, sir.

01:25:57.040 That I, trust me, I in real time can understand these things.

01:26:02.500 But I look forward to waiting.

01:26:04.360 I look forward to seeing things develop.

01:26:06.260 Much like in Star Trek The Next Generation, which I took a nap to today.

01:26:09.760 I look forward to going to sleep and letting the ferns and moss grow so I can wake up tomorrow

01:26:14.760 and say, these ferns and moss have grown too much overnight.

01:26:18.460 Clearly went to a time warp or our memories were erased.

01:26:23.920 And then making myself very confused.

01:26:26.780 I needed to subscribe to Lions of Liberty because if it's always this, if it's always just really,

01:26:32.040 really like inside baseball references, it's going to be great.

01:26:36.780 You need the bonus content.

01:26:38.620 That's what you want.

01:26:39.760 You do need the bonus content.

01:26:41.300 Well, either way, all of you should subscribe to the Lions of Liberty podcast.

01:26:44.320 You can listen to all the shows, but Lions is the best.

01:26:48.820 We'll go ahead and do plugs and then we can finish up the podcast.

01:26:51.860 So I guess, Brian, you're always talking.

01:26:54.440 No, no, we'll go first.

01:26:55.900 No, no, no, no.

01:26:56.660 You go right ahead because you got to get out of here.

01:26:58.860 So go ahead.

01:26:59.920 All right.

01:27:00.400 Well, I'll wait till you're done.

01:27:02.900 But okay.

01:27:03.380 So yeah, I'm Brian McWilliams.

01:27:04.780 So Lions of Liberty, we've been around.

01:27:06.180 We are one of the oldest podcasts in the Liberty movement.

01:27:08.340 We are highly respected among people that are autistic.

01:27:13.160 So make sure to tune in.

01:27:15.000 Now we have three shows.

01:27:16.780 It's a variety show format.

01:27:18.400 Interview show on Monday with Mark Clare.

01:27:20.080 I do Wednesdays with Electric Liberty Land.

01:27:23.920 It's funny. 0.99

01:27:24.820 It's current events shit. 0.98

01:27:26.020 I do some interviews. 0.99

01:27:27.260 And then John had about it on Fridays with, no, Thursdays.

01:27:31.480 Sorry, we just changed it with Finding Freedom.

01:27:34.040 And everything from stories from people in the criminal justice system, getting free 0.98

01:27:39.860 to lawyers, to people how to beat fucking lying defector chests. 0.99

01:27:46.600 Just, it's a wonderful show. 1.00

01:27:47.860 So check that out.

01:27:48.660 Subscribe.

01:27:49.320 If you want to support us on Patreon to get all the bonus content, including Do Nothing

01:27:52.740 Man episodes and our bonus story content, go to patreon.com forward slash Lions of Liberty.

01:27:59.160 And there you go.

01:28:00.420 Yeah.

01:28:00.860 And I might add that the bonus content is really what you want.

01:28:03.900 If you want stuff like tonight, if you want like degenerate stories and stuff like that,

01:28:07.860 that's, it's going to be in the bonus content. 0.96

01:28:10.340 Oh, and also, if you want to hear more of me being this guy, just retarded dickhead. 0.98

01:28:16.080 I do that a lot on Electric Liberty, but also we have another podcast at, well, at Bravo 0.96

01:28:20.740 and Beer.

01:28:21.440 It's a comedy reality show recap podcast.

01:28:23.580 So check that out too.

01:28:24.800 Hell yeah.

01:28:26.660 Will, plug. 0.75

01:28:28.280 All right.

01:28:28.720 Well, first things first, you know, we didn't talk about it at all tonight, but if you want

01:28:33.740 to ever talk about guns, you know where to find me. 0.98

01:28:37.140 But also I'm, while I'm out here in an official, it's the worst plug fucking I've ever heard 0.99

01:28:40.800 in my life. 0.98

01:28:42.380 You want to talk about guns?

01:28:43.720 You know where to find me.

01:28:44.700 All right.

01:28:45.120 Great.

01:28:45.500 Hey, by the way, guys, if you want to talk about guns, you know where to find Will.

01:28:48.280 It's at the Lions of Liberty podcast.

01:28:49.940 Make sure to tune in.

01:28:53.480 You'll have everything you need to hear.

01:28:57.200 Yeah.

01:28:57.520 Oh yeah.

01:28:58.220 Follow Chris Spengel.

01:28:59.040 That's me.

01:28:59.460 No.

01:28:59.680 Anyway.

01:29:02.580 While I'm out here in an official capacity, you know, look into the National Association

01:29:06.440 for Gun Rights.

01:29:07.140 They keep my lights on.

01:29:09.000 Would love to see more members.

01:29:12.140 Also, just real quick, Bopping with the Boys is this podcast Unironic and Cap and I started

01:29:18.980 two weeks ago on a whim.

01:29:21.500 We're working on it. 0.95

01:29:22.480 It's pretty fucking shitty right now, but it's okay. 0.96

01:29:24.980 We're working on it. 0.97

01:29:25.540 But finally, the main thing I'm here to plug is the Case Race for Liberty.

01:29:29.500 It is this Saturday at 9 Eastern.

01:29:33.160 We got four hours.

01:29:34.560 We've got nine people.

01:29:35.920 We're trying to see who can finish a case first.

01:29:39.440 30 beers.

01:29:40.780 And we're raising money for charity.

01:29:42.800 Each individual has a charity.

01:29:44.520 They're backing whoever drinks the most or finishes their 30 race or 30 rack first.

01:29:51.240 Money goes to them.

01:29:52.640 Working on getting a t-shirt made. 0.99

01:29:54.340 Because, you know, I know you sons of bitches like having at least something tangible for 1.00

01:29:59.600 your money. 0.99

01:30:00.360 So, yeah.

01:30:01.860 So, Case Race for Liberty Saturday.

01:30:03.960 Brian's going to be on it.

01:30:05.360 I'm actually, after talking to Brian now, I'm actually very excited for it.

01:30:09.220 Yes.

01:30:09.560 This is my first time ever actually talking to Brian.

01:30:11.560 I know.

01:30:12.740 We haven't been before, man. 0.99

01:30:14.020 I will promise you guys, you want to watch this fucking Case Race. 0.99

01:30:17.820 I promise you, I'm only slightly drunk tonight. 0.99

01:30:21.100 I'm going to be insanely drunk on Saturday.

01:30:23.740 And I guarantee you, you will have a wonderful time watching.

01:30:26.520 This is going to be Joe Rogan with...

01:30:30.120 The boat is on it as well.

01:30:31.780 I'm on it as well.

01:30:33.140 And, yeah.

01:30:33.820 And I was actually really wasted on Bopping with the Boys on this past Thursday.

01:30:39.540 So, there was that too.

01:30:40.640 I was on it with Nick Ashley.

01:30:41.540 Can I give you a theme song?

01:30:42.820 Ready?

01:30:43.780 Talking liberty and Bopping with the Boys.

01:30:47.240 Now, I have to use it.

01:30:52.760 Some Kenny Loggins. 0.99

01:30:57.760 This Case Race is going to be like Joe Rogan, but way more retarded and way more degenerate. 1.00

01:31:03.500 I mean, it's four hours long. 0.65

01:31:04.880 I mean, it's just going to be...

01:31:06.000 It's going to be crazy.

01:31:06.980 Well, it's going to be Joe Rogan if there was eight or nine Alex Jones guests.

01:31:15.600 Well, guys, it's been awesome having you on.

01:31:17.240 So, thanks for getting on with us.

01:31:19.860 And hopefully, we'll see...

01:31:20.720 I'll get you back on whenever the fire is with us.

01:31:24.220 Thank you, Tower Gang.

01:31:25.680 Get me back on with Robbie the Fire. 1.00

01:31:27.160 I'm going to fucking fire that bitch up. 1.00

01:31:29.520 Not that I don't like him. 1.00

01:31:30.600 I like Robbie.

01:31:31.400 It might be next week, too.

01:31:32.580 It might be next week.

01:31:35.420 If the people will have me back on, I'll come back on.

01:31:38.820 Hell, yeah.

01:31:39.940 Hey, thanks, guys.

01:31:40.480 All right.

01:31:41.100 Later, guys.

01:31:41.800 Thanks, man.

01:31:42.460 See ya.

01:31:43.100 See ya.

01:31:43.580 See ya.

Tower Gang - July 20, 2021

Ep 7 - Dave Smith is a Statist w⧸ Brian McWilliams & Will Fite

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