Tower Gang - Ep 73 - Ron Paul Sex Dreams w⧸ Monica Perez & Marc Clair

00:00:00.620 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:02.140 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:04.820 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret. 1.00

00:00:07.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:08.760 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:11.860 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:14.020 And now, now.

00:00:16.320 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.96

00:00:20.920 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:22.920 That's right. 0.99

00:00:23.980 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:26.080 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:30.000 What? 1.00

00:00:30.740 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:33.200 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:35.640 You said n***er. 1.00

00:00:36.600 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:00:37.880 Free! 1.00

00:00:39.460 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:41.280 Free! 1.00

00:00:42.180 Free! 1.00

00:00:43.580 Man, I love this fucking show. 0.99

00:00:48.720 Welcome, everybody, to another episode of Tower Gang, Tower Power Hour. 0.99

00:00:52.720 We say Tower Gang because we fucking gang up on towers. 0.92

00:00:56.460 As always, we have Tower King Cole in the building. 0.99

00:00:59.100 What's up, brother? 0.99

00:01:00.000 We got fucking Anarcho underscore Toad. 1.00

00:01:02.180 Make sure you follow him because he says a bunch of gay shit. 1.00

00:01:04.820 We got Top Lops to the number one graphic designer on Earth and our very special guest. 1.00

00:01:10.520 Oh, I am Clint Russell from Liberty Lockdown and our very special guest.

00:01:13.280 We have Monica Perez from the Monica Perez Show. 0.99

00:01:16.340 I can't say your name fast, which is strange.

00:01:18.220 Anyways, welcome in, Monica. 0.96

00:01:19.280 And then we have, once again, the darkest member of the Lions of Liberty.

00:01:25.260 It is Dark Mark Wine Mom Claire.

00:01:28.920 He's the only member as far as I'm concerned, but that's another thing.

00:01:32.460 My old pictures came out today.

00:01:34.280 Did anybody see that?

00:01:35.000 My old dark face pictures?

00:01:36.980 Ooh, I saw that, yeah.

00:01:37.980 I've been going around Twitter.

00:01:39.180 Yeah.

00:01:39.460 Mark Halloween 96, coming back to haunt me.

00:01:42.080 It was you, Ralph Northam, and Justin Trudeau all together.

00:01:47.920 You were just...

00:01:48.840 In the hell of a party.

00:01:50.420 That's right.

00:01:50.780 It's the Wine Mom Republic, actually.

00:01:55.000 That's one for the spank bank. 0.99

00:01:59.140 That didn't take less than two minutes for a spank bank. 1.00

00:02:01.460 That's not bad.

00:02:03.280 Hey, we are back with another episode of our...

00:02:07.460 We called it Jones in for June.

00:02:09.180 I don't know if that ever stuck, but it's just our Conspiracy Theory month, and so that's

00:02:14.080 why we have our...

00:02:14.900 Conspiracy Corner, yeah.

00:02:16.480 Yeah, we're having the Conspiracy Corner is what this is right now.

00:02:19.620 Just take it.

00:02:20.120 Just expand it.

00:02:21.720 But so we have one of the two best conspiracy people, actually, in our realm, Monica Perez 1.00

00:02:27.380 and Mark Clare.

00:02:28.340 So we wanted to talk about...

00:02:30.020 Well, Monica came on, and she had... 1.00

00:02:32.060 She was like, I want to talk dinosaurs, and so we have to talk dinosaurs, and she was

00:02:37.820 talking to us before the episode started, and actually, do you tell why you got started

00:02:43.440 on the dinosaur thing?

00:02:44.900 Because that was pretty funny to me.

00:02:46.680 Yeah, well, I just...

00:02:47.820 It was...

00:02:48.860 I think everything's fake, but I didn't...

00:02:50.120 It never even occurred to me that dinosaurs could be fake.

00:02:53.180 And my mother said, yeah, I don't believe in dinosaurs.

00:02:56.840 I don't...

00:02:57.440 They're too big.

00:02:58.320 Do we have the same mom?

00:03:01.380 Do we have the same Jewish mother?

00:03:02.920 Oh, no.

00:03:03.640 Well, my mother is Irish from New York, but she...

00:03:07.020 Yeah, they all sound the same.

00:03:08.680 So, yeah.

00:03:09.140 And she was like, they're just too big. 0.99

00:03:11.440 And I was like, Ma, you're crazy. 0.76

00:03:13.120 Like, I've seen them. 0.97

00:03:14.840 I've seen them.

00:03:15.300 I've been to the Natural History Museum.

00:03:16.680 You saw nothing.

00:03:18.260 And I said, I've seen them.

00:03:19.340 They're as big as the building.

00:03:20.240 He says, they're made of clay.

00:03:21.840 Go look at it.

00:03:22.700 Ask him if you could actually see one.

00:03:24.620 I was like, uh...

00:03:26.020 So, and then I realized.

00:03:27.360 I was like, she's right. 1.00

00:03:28.460 They're ridiculous. 0.94

00:03:29.160 So, that is actually kind of true, because I think what we have is, in the entire world, 0.93

00:03:37.840 I think we might have...

00:03:38.660 I think we have no complete dinosaur skeletons.

00:03:42.540 And I think we have maybe, like, I think three overall, like, that add up to maybe, like,

00:03:50.080 90-something percent of one or something like that.

00:03:52.160 But if you see, like, a dinosaur skeleton in a museum, most of it is fake.

00:03:57.780 Right.

00:03:58.080 And I don't think there are any skulls.

00:03:59.920 Yeah.

00:04:00.420 I saw a story recently.

00:04:01.920 It was, like, a week or two ago.

00:04:03.080 Just the headline I saw that it said something like, first full T-Rex skeleton found.

00:04:08.100 So, maybe there's been too much of this chatter about the not having the full skeletons.

00:04:11.880 Now, like, oh, we got to do the full skeleton, guys.

00:04:14.060 It's weird, because just as this has been, like, a topic of conversation, I saw them actually

00:04:16.980 put that headline out.

00:04:18.220 Which makes you think, oh, so we never had full skeletons before?

00:04:22.060 And what I actually discovered, looking a few things up for this, is this is off the

00:04:27.180 American Natural History Museum website, American Museum of Natural History, dinosaur bones

00:04:33.360 that you see on display aren't bones.

00:04:36.360 So, you think, all right, yeah, they're clay.

00:04:38.100 Even the bones aren't bones.

00:04:40.020 Through the process of fossilization, ancient animal bones are turned into rock.

00:04:45.520 Wow.

00:04:46.040 So, the bones aren't even bones.

00:04:48.440 So, now you have rocks.

00:04:50.000 They're rocks that look like bones, because rocks seeped into it and turned into bone-shaped

00:04:54.820 rocks.

00:04:55.460 Right, right.

00:04:56.200 But also, yeah.

00:04:57.900 Like, to make the skeletons complete, though, because they don't have enough bones to have

00:05:01.300 that many complete skeletons.

00:05:03.060 So, they don't actually have any.

00:05:04.100 But a lot of the bones are actually molded off of, like, they might have, like, only

00:05:08.980 one, like, T-Rex femur in the entire world or something.

00:05:12.440 And all the other T-Rex femurs in the museums are actually molded off of that one and made

00:05:18.700 out of plastic.

00:05:19.640 Let's move quickly here.

00:05:21.480 So, I wanted to be a paleontologist when I was younger.

00:05:24.480 No, no.

00:05:25.040 We're just shifting gears, but we're staying on dinosaurs.

00:05:27.840 And it was like, when I was young, I loved, I was upset. 0.97

00:05:29.980 It's super gay. 1.00

00:05:30.680 I was obsessed with dinosaurs. 0.96

00:05:31.720 Of course, Monica, in your opinion, are paleontologists like the astronauts of NASA with the moon 1.00

00:05:39.500 landing? 1.00

00:05:40.140 Are they all in on this bullshit? 1.00

00:05:42.180 Or what's going on? 1.00

00:05:43.980 It's a good question.

00:05:45.320 I think once you get into, like, where your entire paycheck is dependent on believing in

00:05:50.820 something, you do believe in it.

00:05:53.460 And I think it's like an engineer builds a bridge.

00:05:55.640 Like, he makes that little teeny bolt.

00:05:57.160 It could be in the moon buggy.

00:05:58.200 It could be on a bridge.

00:05:59.420 Like, he doesn't really know as long as the bolt works.

00:06:02.260 I think the paleontologists, if you look, there was one article I read about how bones

00:06:06.400 are reconstructed.

00:06:08.360 And they just show, like, these buckets full of, like, dust and little bits of bones.

00:06:14.540 And then you have, like, this big thing.

00:06:15.960 And they're like, what they do is they, like, get wires and they hold them together with vice

00:06:20.340 grips.

00:06:20.700 And they try to figure out what the bones should look like.

00:06:23.700 It's like, that's not...

00:06:24.340 In the drawing of the T-Rex we made up, it would look like this.

00:06:27.860 Oh, yeah.

00:06:28.500 Well, yeah.

00:06:29.860 They're completely guessing.

00:06:31.340 Like, they find, like...

00:06:32.460 I think there have been situations where they've found, like, a single tooth and then they just

00:06:36.080 guess what the entire rest of the animal is. 0.99

00:06:38.400 But what about, like, the fuck... 0.99

00:06:39.980 What about, like, the woolly mammoth that's frozen in the ice? 0.99

00:06:42.700 That's real.

00:06:44.020 Yeah.

00:06:44.440 Okay.

00:06:44.720 No, well, there were woolly mammoths.

00:06:47.080 And that was, like, one million years ago.

00:06:48.700 And they're frozen and they're mummified and you can get their DNA and you can look at them

00:06:53.660 and they have hair on them.

00:06:55.080 And as a matter of fact, when I saw that one T-Rex femur, I was like, I don't believe it.

00:07:00.560 Of course.

00:07:01.400 So, I was like, what could it be?

00:07:03.500 I'm like, it's either a mammoth or a bison.

00:07:05.600 So, I looked up, like, mammoth femur and literally, side by side, it looked exactly the

00:07:10.460 same.

00:07:10.720 So, I think all of the actual bones are bisons or mammoths.

00:07:15.960 And the bisons, because, like, bisons covered the entire North America, whatever, the U.S.

00:07:21.800 And that's where they found, like, jillions and jillions of these bones.

00:07:24.940 And I think they were just, like, bison graveyards. 1.00

00:07:28.040 But I'm making that up.

00:07:29.360 So, that's just what I think. 0.98

00:07:30.680 But there was never a time when a dinosaur got trapped in, like, fucking La Brea tar pits. 0.98

00:07:35.280 It seems like that would be something that could actually keep it in place. 0.96

00:07:37.980 Yeah, but then it would stay as a...

00:07:39.460 See, because here's the thing.

00:07:40.840 So, when you have, like, petrified rock, petrified wood, it gets stuck in silty.

00:07:46.560 It's really, really rare for it to happen.

00:07:48.160 But it gets stuck in silt.

00:07:49.720 And you have this, like, remineralization process.

00:07:51.880 So, if you go to wiki and look up petrified wood, you'll see, like, the cross-section.

00:07:56.420 It looks like onyx and chalcedony.

00:07:59.060 Like, all these really beautiful quartz-type things.

00:08:02.500 Because it is this remineralization.

00:08:04.300 You can't do that with, like, a dinosaur bone.

00:08:06.340 But it only happens in this silty, sandy stuff.

00:08:09.980 So, if you think about it, if you got stuck in a tar pit, that doesn't mineralize anything.

00:08:15.640 So, you can't...

00:08:16.420 Don't forget, like, these aren't preserved bones.

00:08:18.320 They're stones.

00:08:19.460 Now they're starting to say that they can find, like, preserved things.

00:08:23.340 Like, oh, we found a 110-million-year-old dinosaur, and it still had, like, fern, undigested ferns in its stomach.

00:08:31.000 Which, just think about that for a second.

00:08:32.420 Did you ever open a can after 25 years?

00:08:34.540 A can.

00:08:35.180 An air-proof can.

00:08:37.340 You know?

00:08:38.940 Yeah. 0.99

00:08:39.700 I don't fucking believe anything these people say. 0.99

00:08:41.800 But go on. 0.99

00:08:42.600 Yeah.

00:08:43.460 One of the other things is that no dinosaurs had been discovered prior to the 1800s.

00:08:49.960 And most of the dinosaurs that have been discovered, I believe, were discovered by these two guys who were competing against each other and sabotaging each other the whole time.

00:09:00.200 Cope and Marsh, I think, were their names.

00:09:02.440 And my theory is that every single dinosaur that either of them discovered was a fake dinosaur or fake dinosaur bone planted by the other one for them to find.

00:09:12.460 So, what is the, you know, like, the conspiracy theory 101 is, like, qui bono?

00:09:18.340 Who's benefiting other than these two scientists? 0.96

00:09:20.460 Like, who's fucking benefiting from this scam? 0.99

00:09:22.720 I don't get it. 1.00

00:09:23.400 Big, big, big, all their children.

00:09:25.540 They were trying to, there's, I read a really interesting article on this.

00:09:29.140 So, the first, the first pass is they were trying to prove Darwinian evolution, which really doesn't hold up to math.

00:09:35.760 So, I understand Lamarckian.

00:09:37.360 I understand, like, the genes and, you know, blue eyes.

00:09:40.680 I understand all that stuff.

00:09:41.680 But Darwinian evolution as this random thing that results in new species is not true.

00:09:48.220 It's mathematically impossible.

00:09:49.720 So, you're saying you don't believe in Yacoub?

00:09:54.360 You're going to really upset Talos, so be careful.

00:09:57.220 Careful.

00:09:57.720 Tread carefully here.

00:09:58.960 Go on.

00:09:59.160 It's funny.

00:09:59.680 Like, I'm more likely to believe in aliens than dinosaurs at this point. 0.56

00:10:03.620 Or apparently black men that create all human beings. 1.00

00:10:06.280 I don't believe it. 0.95

00:10:06.800 She's not playing with you. 1.00

00:10:07.980 This is a good one. 0.98

00:10:08.620 No, only the white race. 0.96

00:10:12.300 This is like the timeline Earth guy.

00:10:14.820 Like, it starts getting very inside jokey.

00:10:17.120 And, like, I feel like you should put the sign up that says no girls allowed. 1.00

00:10:20.280 Oh, no.

00:10:21.480 This isn't an inside joke.

00:10:22.640 This is an entire religion that believes this.

00:10:24.420 Is it the Nation of Islam?

00:10:26.080 Yeah, Nation of Islam.

00:10:27.080 Yeah.

00:10:27.360 Yeah.

00:10:27.980 Oh, no. 1.00

00:10:28.240 They believe that black people, like, this one black dude with a giant fucking head created all white people. 1.00

00:10:33.540 Yeah, he, like, because he got mad because they all made, because of all the other black people made fun of him. 1.00

00:10:38.820 And so he was like, fuck y'all. 1.00

00:10:40.300 I'm making the white people. 1.00

00:10:41.900 And I swear to God. 0.96

00:10:43.420 It was vengeance.

00:10:46.540 It was vengeance.

00:10:47.920 It was. 0.99

00:10:48.480 And so, like, they're evil because, like, an evil scientist created white people. 1.00

00:10:52.220 And that's why white people are evil. 1.00

00:10:53.900 Oh, yes. 1.00

00:10:54.680 Yes.

00:10:54.920 Yes.

00:10:55.280 I do know that one.

00:10:56.260 Yeah.

00:10:56.460 I do know that one.

00:10:57.200 Yeah.

00:10:57.380 I mean, it would explain a lot.

00:11:01.160 White women, at least, for sure. 1.00

00:11:02.700 And it just goes to thinking.

00:11:04.760 Yeah. 0.99

00:11:05.600 Kanye is right when he says that black people are responsible for slavery because they created the white people. 1.00

00:11:10.840 That's true. 0.99

00:11:11.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:12.000 I think Jacob was actually mad because he was the only black guy with a small penis. 1.00

00:11:16.040 And he had a huge head instead of a huge dick. 1.00

00:11:18.120 So then he decided to create people that had smaller penises. 1.00

00:11:21.040 So he actually created the Asian people as well. 0.96

00:11:24.220 But they like Asian people, from what I've heard.

00:11:27.620 But, so, Monica, so, the evolution thing was.

00:11:31.320 There's another one.

00:11:32.000 There's another qui bono.

00:11:34.620 Okay.

00:11:34.980 Yeah.

00:11:35.040 Well, that was, the evolution, like, that was always the one that got me, was because they would always be like, well, of course evolution.

00:11:42.860 Look at the dinosaurs.

00:11:43.780 We have, like, their bones and stuff.

00:11:45.200 But it was like, you don't have their bones.

00:11:46.800 And how does that prove anything?

00:11:48.740 In the same time, I remember.

00:11:50.880 Yeah, their cycles.

00:11:51.700 Well, I also remember there was, I was watching a thing that said back in, like, the early 1900s, maybe, like, 40s or 50s, or I can't remember, somewhere around there, that the, again, the National History Museum went and they had a bunch of old, like, human skulls or Neanderthal skulls or whatever.

00:12:09.920 And they went and destroyed all of them because it didn't line up with their evolutionary hypothesis.

00:12:17.040 And so, they're just like, well, just get rid of these because they don't.

00:12:19.340 And that's what they did, like, a lot back then because they're just like.

00:12:21.780 Like, this is still happening with, like, Gobekli Tepe, right? 0.95

00:12:25.440 There's, like, a whole line of biologists that are old school that just won't admit that 14,000 years ago there was a civilization because it undermines everything else that they've been doing.

00:12:34.120 So, yeah, that follows for sure. 0.94

00:12:35.620 See, that's interesting, though, because it's kind of, like, it's like one aspect of scientists are trying to hide old, like, ancient history shit. 0.99

00:12:45.460 And then the other ones are making up ancient history shit. 0.97

00:12:47.980 Now, I'm maybe coming at this from an angle of maybe the angle with the fake dinosaurs is that the establishment is trying to usurp religion. 0.95

00:13:00.000 And some of the biggest proponents of the dinosaurs are fake thing or also dinosaurs existed at the same time as humans are different sects of Christianity that believe that.

00:13:12.160 The young earth.

00:13:12.620 Welcome into the dinosaurs that were basically, because if you look across every society, every ancient culture, there are dragons.

00:13:21.040 It's not like it's just the Chinese or, like, just the Welsh or whatever.

00:13:24.380 Dragons are fucking everywhere in, like, you know, modern slash, like, modernly ancient history, I guess, like, Bible history and beyond. 0.94

00:13:31.040 So, that's my, that's my, I think there's a lot of fake dinos, but I think to whatever extent there is real sort of, like, large beastly heads in this sort of nature that can't be explained by, without admitting that that can't be real. 0.98

00:13:45.720 That's part of, like, okay, let's just say they lived 100 million years ago.

00:13:48.620 That's not that.

00:13:49.240 That's no one, people will believe that.

00:13:51.360 Well, that, that's, that is great.

00:13:53.980 I love that theory. 1.00

00:13:55.080 There's no dinosaurs, but there are fucking dragons. 0.57

00:13:57.920 I was thinking that, like, that's what's weird about, like, conspiracy communities, like, I think most of them don't believe in dinosaurs, but a fair number believe in everything from aliens to dragons and interdimensional beings, which, you know, I don't believe the dinosaur thing, because they're actually offering evidence that can be debunked. 0.90

00:14:19.200 Yeah, I like, that is the weirdest thing, because they do, like, they, they show evidence, but it's like, that's not real, though.

00:14:24.860 Like, you're not showing, like, it'd be, it'd be like me showing, like, being like, this is the penny that I own.

00:14:29.520 And they're like, that's not a penny.

00:14:30.640 That's like a rock you found outside.

00:14:32.340 It's like, but I mean, it's a penny, and I'm going to say it's a penny.

00:14:36.000 And they do do that.

00:14:37.140 I got that guy over there.

00:14:38.500 And we're wearing lab coats, so you know you can trust us.

00:14:41.260 And that guy says it's a penny. 1.00

00:14:42.360 It's like, but he's, he's an idiot. 1.00

00:14:44.200 Like, what about the, what about the pictures? 1.00

00:14:46.640 What about, what about pictures of the paleontologists where they're, like, actually, like, in the trench, and they're fucking using the brush. 0.91

00:14:52.760 And that's like the dancing nurses of dinosaurs. 0.91

00:14:56.640 Look at us.

00:14:57.680 Here we are.

00:14:58.500 Just brushing this bone away.

00:15:01.080 Yeah, they're the TikTok paleontologists. 0.99

00:15:03.980 Is that not, is that not petrified fucking bone? 0.99

00:15:06.960 What is it? 0.99

00:15:07.540 That they're messing around with?

00:15:08.900 Yeah.

00:15:09.520 You know, I was reading.

00:15:12.040 That's dinosaur bones.

00:15:13.340 That's what I'm saying.

00:15:14.180 Dinosaurs and bison bones all mixed up together, and now we made a dinosaur.

00:15:17.320 I think the, like, the official story, the official story was that in this American Museum of Natural History says that they send out these expeditions to find dinosaur bones.

00:15:30.880 And that some of these people, they cover five to ten miles a day, and it has to be in sedimentary rock or whatever it is where they, where it always is.

00:15:39.760 And they look to see if any of these little bone fragments are sticking out.

00:15:43.680 Like, that in itself is just preposterous.

00:15:46.360 That after 65 million years, this stuff bubbled up to the surface, and a bunch of people are going to go and walk five or ten miles a day.

00:15:53.140 I'm not surprised they, it doesn't surprise me that they find something. 0.97

00:15:57.100 It surprises me that they don't find something every fucking inch. 0.95

00:16:00.840 Because how are you going to tell the difference between a little piece of rock and a little piece of rock bone? 0.98

00:16:06.820 It just doesn't, it's rock.

00:16:08.700 The bones are made of the rock that is around it.

00:16:12.940 You know what I'm saying?

00:16:13.960 That's the story.

00:16:14.840 The official story is that it's a bone stuck in rock, and then the rock seeps into the bone and turns into a bone-shaped rock.

00:16:23.440 And then those guys are in there with their little toothpicks and stuff saying, look, look, it looks like it's turning into a bone.

00:16:30.240 I think it's a bone. 0.73

00:16:31.260 So that whole scene from, like, because everybody thinks about, like, Jurassic Park, and that whole scene, like, where they're, like, at the dig, and they uncover, like, a huge fucking thing, and then they find the mosquito stuck in amber.

00:16:42.360 Like, that's never, like, that's never been true.

00:16:45.980 That's never been the thing that they've ever done.

00:16:47.460 I don't think they've ever seen a head.

00:16:49.320 So I think they might find, like, alligators and stuff.

00:16:52.060 Or, like, one tooth, and they'll be, like...

00:16:55.220 Yeah, but the tooth could be, like, a saber-toothed tiger.

00:16:57.840 And a lot of this stuff used to be ocean bed.

00:17:00.180 And there are really huge things in the ocean.

00:17:03.100 There are huge things in the ocean that don't just collapse on themselves.

00:17:06.820 So you could find, and they can make impressions, like fossilized impressions.

00:17:11.720 See, that's the difference.

00:17:12.380 Everything else has a fossilized impression.

00:17:14.260 Only dinosaurs have petrified bones, like 3D things.

00:17:19.580 Think of all the other fossils you've ever seen.

00:17:21.300 It's just, like, smushed into rock.

00:17:23.180 Like, you just see the outline. 0.99

00:17:24.740 I feel like eight-year-old Clint, like, little baby Clint inside me, is, like, my fucking heart is breaking, man. 0.99

00:17:32.220 Like, I love dinosaurs. 0.98

00:17:35.380 What are you guys doing to me right now?

00:17:36.300 This is the first time you've heard this?

00:17:38.120 Yes!

00:17:38.780 Yes!

00:17:38.940 I did this, too.

00:17:40.880 Polls to the Wall's mom loved the moon landing. 1.00

00:17:45.380 And I was at Freedom Fest, and they were like, hey, Monica, tell my mom about the moon landing.

00:17:50.320 I was like, oh, my gosh, you don't know. 0.94

00:17:51.680 It's totally ridiculous. 0.99

00:17:52.640 Totally fake. 0.99

00:17:53.240 I mean, think about it.

00:17:53.920 They shot up there in a rocket.

00:17:55.140 They jumped down.

00:17:55.740 They ran around.

00:17:56.260 They played golf.

00:17:56.800 They shot back up off the moon, answered another rocket, and came back.

00:17:59.820 And she was just like, oh, my God. 0.99

00:18:02.920 And they did it 50 years ago before we had fucking crazy. 0.99

00:18:06.920 I know! 0.98

00:18:07.420 And they also filmed all of it and streamed it.

00:18:11.440 But then they lost the film, and they forgot to take a picture of the stars.

00:18:16.540 Finally, there was another point, another freaking point of reverence to understand the three-dimensional universe.

00:18:23.340 And they were just like, oh, right.

00:18:25.760 We should have taken a picture of the stars.

00:18:27.960 But it wouldn't come out because we had lights with us.

00:18:30.580 I'm going to see Eddie Bravo. 0.92

00:18:32.660 I'm going to see Eddie Bravo in 10 days, and I'm so fucking hype right now. 0.90

00:18:36.180 We're talking about dinosaurs and the moon.

00:18:38.420 Can we talk about Flat Earth, please?

00:18:41.260 Yeah, I don't believe in Flat Earth.

00:18:42.980 If we get Bravo, we can.

00:18:45.360 We already had Flat Earth Dave on.

00:18:46.960 So, I mean, Mark, do you believe in the moon landing?

00:18:51.740 No.

00:18:52.140 Well, I'll say I don't believe that the footage that we saw was of people going to the moon.

00:18:57.280 I don't know.

00:18:57.760 There might be some other sort of, like, secret space program or something.

00:19:01.200 I'm open to all that. 0.74

00:19:02.020 I'm also open to space being completely fucking made up entirely because I don't know if you guys seen the fakes. 0.72

00:19:07.400 Like, there's no doubt. 0.91

00:19:08.980 I don't know if you guys seen some of these ISS, like, videos of astronauts in the space station.

00:19:15.300 And there's some where they are just clearly just hanging up on this thing.

00:19:19.360 And there's other ones where you can, like, very clearly tell they're on a green screen.

00:19:23.120 And so maybe people, like, my science friends who know stuff, they're like, oh, no, you can see the space station in the sky.

00:19:29.700 I'm like, oh, yeah, I see something.

00:19:31.900 Like, I didn't, I don't know.

00:19:32.780 But then I see these videos of these guys that are just clearly, like, floating.

00:19:36.400 And, like, you can see, like, their clothes, like, sometimes just hanging up.

00:19:39.260 There's clearly, like, fake space videos.

00:19:41.520 So either that stuff didn't happen or maybe something so much fucking weirder is happening that they make up fake space to make us think, like, this normal thing is happening where they're just in a space station. 1.00

00:19:51.860 Like, that's the libertarian conundrum where it's, like, these guys are full of shit. 1.00

00:19:55.860 They have no control. 1.00

00:19:56.240 It's dragons versus dinos all over again.

00:19:58.240 Or they have all the power and they're lying about this. 0.99

00:20:01.460 Not only did they go to the moon, but they went to, you know, Jupiter or some shit. 0.97

00:20:04.780 But, yeah, I'm with it. 0.98

00:20:05.700 Jupiter? 0.98

00:20:07.700 I think it's either no space or it's way fucking crazier. 0.99

00:20:11.060 It's one of the other. 0.96

00:20:11.880 Whenever we had Slatter with Dave on, he did the same.

00:20:14.580 He was just like, oh, yeah, space isn't real.

00:20:16.380 And we were like, what?

00:20:16.980 And he was like, no, no, it's like, it's not, like, you think that's real up there?

00:20:20.360 Or you think, well, he was, like, I can't remember if he was the one that was the, the sun's not real either.

00:20:26.160 Or it was, like, the sun isn't, like, 98 million miles away.

00:20:29.320 It's, like, it's, like, 10,000 miles away, actually.

00:20:32.560 And it's just a small little, like, light.

00:20:34.220 I'm open to that. 0.97

00:20:34.980 It's so fucking hot. 0.95

00:20:36.160 That's another thing. 0.93

00:20:37.000 The Obama administration was bragging about getting into outer Earth orbit, which is, like, I don't even know.

00:20:42.280 Like, maybe.

00:20:42.620 Sounds made up.

00:20:43.140 And it's 164th from, like, a distance from the moon.

00:20:46.960 Because the moon, I don't know how, what is it, like, 10,000 miles from the Earth, something like that.

00:20:50.320 I was like, why would you brag about that?

00:20:51.260 I think it's, like, hundreds.

00:20:52.120 But I think it's all made up anyway, so okay.

00:20:55.020 It's all, it's the same as the money.

00:20:57.060 It's all fake.

00:20:57.920 It's just all just numbers that they just make up and can just, and just put it in, they just put it in some computer somewhere.

00:21:04.360 And they just don't get it.

00:21:05.120 Speaking of making up numbers, what about carbon dating?

00:21:07.900 That's, like, their whole thing for the dinosaurs.

00:21:09.620 They're like, oh, we did the carbon dating.

00:21:11.100 No, it is, yeah.

00:21:13.540 No, because the carbon dating doesn't go back that far.

00:21:16.420 And their bones, their bones made of rock.

00:21:19.980 They don't even say they can date them.

00:21:22.180 They don't even say they can date them.

00:21:24.180 They just go, ah, it looks about 110, 120 mil.

00:21:27.820 Yeah, well, I remember, because, so I went to a super Christian school in college.

00:21:33.480 I've told people this.

00:21:34.740 And we had an origins class, which was basically, like, our version, like, the Christian version of, like, an evolutionary thing.

00:21:41.100 So it was like, no, okay, we're going to go through what we believe, young earth creationism, all the way up and debunk everything.

00:21:46.680 But that was one they always hammered in, was, like, carbon dating does not work on sedimentary rock.

00:21:51.400 Well, they can only find the fossils in sedimentary rock.

00:21:54.480 So they can't date them.

00:21:56.060 So all these numbers they're making up are just, and either they use the fossils to date the rocks, or they use the rocks to date the fossils.

00:22:02.760 And it's a big circular reasoning that they use.

00:22:05.040 Why is there so much speculation around carbon?

00:22:07.380 Like, every, like, there's a carbon tax.

00:22:09.020 There's, like, we have to be carbon neutral.

00:22:10.640 There's carbon dating. 0.98

00:22:11.740 What the fuck is carbon anyway? 0.94

00:22:13.280 I don't even know what this stuff is. 0.98

00:22:14.120 It's the building block of all matter.

00:22:16.540 Of life.

00:22:16.860 But there's two different – there's carbon 12 and carbon 13, and carbon 12 is in life, and carbon 13, I think, is, like, the stuff that's in oil.

00:22:27.380 And that's, like – so I don't think oil came from dinosaurs either.

00:22:31.740 Well, they're different isotopes, yeah.

00:22:33.980 Doesn't that sound crazy to you guys?

00:22:35.580 Like, just in normal speech?

00:22:36.720 What you just said, carbon 12, carbon 13.

00:22:38.640 No one's ever really seen this. 0.98

00:22:42.600 This is the best top scum so far. 0.99

00:22:46.320 Top of the top scum is a chemistry truther. 0.99

00:22:48.920 He's, like, chemistry doesn't matter. 0.99

00:22:51.680 Molecule truther.

00:22:53.760 What's in this?

00:22:56.340 He's, like, H2O?

00:23:00.300 Have you seen it, though?

00:23:03.140 Have you ever even looked at a hydrogen molecule?

00:23:05.640 I don't think so. 0.97

00:23:06.620 Wait, so what are you guys telling me I'm looking at when I have a fucking telescope up, and I'm looking out into outer space, and I can see, like, constellations and shit? 0.97

00:23:14.880 Yeah, I'm with you, Clint. 0.97

00:23:16.100 I believe – I'm not sure we can get out there, but we definitely – I have a telescope, too, and I've seen, like, the rings of Saturn.

00:23:22.920 I've seen the moons of Saturn outside the rings of Saturn and, like, looked at them for hours and day after day, and, like, their position changes.

00:23:30.520 Like, I'll go back and look.

00:23:32.360 Oh, yeah.

00:23:34.020 I'm just looking at it for hours on end.

00:23:36.020 Dude, yeah, it's – the first time you see the rings of Saturn through a telescope – because Saturn is visible to the naked eye, and it kind of just looks like a star.

00:23:44.060 And then you put the telescope on it, and you actually see the rings. 0.98

00:23:46.280 It's, like, fucking – it's trippy, man. 0.98

00:23:48.500 I believe in flat Saturn. 0.99

00:23:49.180 You can see the shadow.

00:23:50.260 You can see the shadow.

00:23:52.160 Wow.

00:23:52.900 Yeah, it's cast on a green screen.

00:23:54.880 Beautiful painting that they put up there.

00:23:58.040 Very nice.

00:23:58.840 Very well done.

00:23:59.320 It's a Van Gogh, actually.

00:24:01.020 And we talked – I think I mentioned it in the last episode was, like, Prison Earth.

00:24:05.440 Like, is the Earth the actual –

00:24:06.740 Yeah, that might be.

00:24:07.620 Yeah.

00:24:07.780 Oh, okay.

00:24:08.940 So, like, we're – there are other aliens, and we're just –

00:24:12.520 We're, like, the Australia of space.

00:24:14.680 Yes, yes.

00:24:15.700 That's possible.

00:24:16.160 I really like that conspiracy.

00:24:17.640 I really like that one.

00:24:18.740 Because it also makes –

00:24:19.560 But then that – now we're talking about, like, the Anunnaki, which were, like, giant people. 1.00

00:24:24.500 And then if we're going to say if they were giant people, why the fuck can't they be giant chickens? 0.99

00:24:28.120 Like, dinosaurs. 0.99

00:24:29.100 Giant dinosaurs.

00:24:30.020 They're dragons.

00:24:30.580 Yeah.

00:24:31.780 All the way back.

00:24:32.640 Well, that's why I liked what Ofer said earlier, that his conclusion is that because we know that birds aren't real and dinosaurs are related to birds, therefore, dinosaurs are also not real.

00:24:42.680 So, I like that.

00:24:43.680 That's fine.

00:24:44.920 Yeah.

00:24:45.440 Look, I don't know anything about the Anunnaki.

00:24:48.100 So, I'm not going to say they're not real.

00:24:50.040 I don't know what the evidence is of that.

00:24:51.840 I just haven't dug into that.

00:24:53.160 Give me some time.

00:24:54.280 Monica, do you ever look into the Dogen tribe? 0.96

00:24:57.200 No.

00:24:58.140 Does anyone actually believe that birds aren't real?

00:25:00.480 No, I'm surprised you mentioned something I haven't heard of.

00:25:04.540 It's rare.

00:25:05.480 So, tell me more.

00:25:06.980 Okay.

00:25:07.340 So, this one, the Dogen tribe is a tribe in Africa that when they were found.

00:25:12.240 I don't even believe in Africa, but go ahead.

00:25:15.280 They were found.

00:25:16.880 They were, like, discovered in, like, the early 1900s.

00:25:19.740 And whenever they went there and talked to them, they were all very primitive.

00:25:22.200 But they also had very, like, advanced knowledge of things.

00:25:28.260 Like, they, well, I'm talking to people in here.

00:25:30.720 They believed the Earth was round.

00:25:32.240 So, they knew that.

00:25:33.080 And they were very primitive.

00:25:34.760 Don't trust them already.

00:25:37.800 They were primitive.

00:25:39.600 I bet they believed in dinosaurs, too.

00:25:42.340 I bet they thought there was just men and women, too.

00:25:45.060 I bet they thought that carbon was a thing.

00:25:47.040 This is a good joke, man.

00:25:50.000 David Brady, the existence of carbon-based organisms implies the existence of carbon cringe organisms.

00:25:58.020 But I know they also...

00:25:59.300 David Brady's 12, so that's an advanced joke for him.

00:26:01.840 Good for you, man.

00:26:02.540 I believe that they also...

00:26:04.040 He just took chemistry class, though.

00:26:05.960 Yeah, that's our young Earth theory.

00:26:08.720 Chemistry indoctrination.

00:26:10.120 That joke was a chemistry project, actually.

00:26:11.900 He's going to bring it into now.

00:26:12.660 Well, I'm apparently the only one in here that... 0.99

00:26:17.520 Shut up, Toad. 0.99

00:26:18.520 Oh, I'm just kidding. 1.00

00:26:20.780 One of those guys, aliens, or what's the deal?

00:26:23.260 Yeah, what are they?

00:26:23.520 No, so what they said was that back, like, years, like, in ancient times, they came, there

00:26:29.440 were aliens or something, came down and gave them all these secrets.

00:26:34.120 And they, like, had paintings of them, and they would dress up like them.

00:26:38.460 And they were like, well, they've gone, but how do these people know? 0.80

00:26:41.620 They knew, like, other, like, scientific shit that I can't remember off the top of my head. 0.87

00:26:45.600 But it's a very weird one. 0.97

00:26:47.160 But the thing was, the Anunnaki, it was the same... 0.99

00:26:50.340 The Anunnaki were Sumerian-based, were they not top? 1.00

00:26:54.320 And so they had the same look to them.

00:26:57.860 But the Anunnaki and the people that Dogen tried talked about had the exact same, like...

00:27:02.720 Arab?

00:27:03.280 Is that what you mean?

00:27:04.440 No.

00:27:05.280 Yes, they know.

00:27:06.200 I think a lot of the Anunnaki stuff was, like, ancient Egypt, a lot of the pyramids that

00:27:10.740 they built in the structures, like the Sphinx and all that, some of these things had a margin

00:27:14.140 of error that were, like, one-tenth the size of a human hair.

00:27:18.100 So, and they were using physical tools, so, like, chisels and shit like that. 0.65

00:27:21.840 It's just impossible. 0.86

00:27:23.020 You can't do this.

00:27:23.740 And they were fitting rocks, like, side by side perfectly.

00:27:27.260 Like paleontologists.

00:27:28.980 Yes, exactly, yeah.

00:27:30.120 It sounds like the paleo strategy.

00:27:34.780 That's the real paleo strategy.

00:27:37.240 To recruit the paleontologists in the Liberty Movement.

00:27:43.360 We have data on dinosaurs, so we can really be sure.

00:27:48.200 Monica, do you have anything else on dinosaurs, like, that you can just want to, you just want

00:27:52.180 to, like, just go off on? 0.99

00:27:54.120 You said there were two, like, reasons why they want to hide this shit. 1.00

00:27:58.040 Yeah. 0.99

00:27:58.160 One of them was so...

00:27:59.180 Oh, man.

00:27:59.600 The other one was, I just...

00:28:01.120 That was before I smoked weed for a couple hours.

00:28:03.360 I read an article today that said, like, dinosaurs were a capitalist plot.

00:28:09.620 And, of course, the first thing they do is stipulate they're real, but the origin of the

00:28:14.380 whole movement was a capitalist plot.

00:28:16.480 And it was actually really interesting about how the old, like, you know, robber barons or

00:28:22.240 whatever had a PR problem, and they wanted to look like they were giving back.

00:28:27.340 So they built museums, and they happened to make it into a pretty lucrative business in

00:28:35.400 a way, like, getting all those bones in there and charging even for the museum sometimes.

00:28:39.480 But what this article said, which I found interesting, like, similarly to the way that it serves the

00:28:45.660 evolutionary story in science, it served the Darwinian theory of society, of Darwinian, what do you call it?

00:28:56.120 Social Darwinism, where they would say, like, this is, if you look at the dinosaurs as a metaphor for the robber baron, yes, like, it gets big and huge.

00:29:06.680 And it's like the pinnacle of existence.

00:29:08.700 But then they die out, and it allows for this whole plethora of, you know, wealth of new species.

00:29:16.360 And I mean, that's what the article said.

00:29:18.600 So I don't know.

00:29:19.880 I don't know.

00:29:20.340 I'm just saying that I can see that if it was fostered by those guys, snake oil salesmen turned billionaires, that it did turn out to be like a really lucrative business.

00:29:32.860 It was right up that alley of, like, whistle stops and stuff where you'd go and, you know, have fantastical things and circuses and freak shows.

00:29:42.040 And I think it may have come out of that kind of tradition because it really flourished in the U.S.

00:29:47.200 You could say that capitalists found a way.

00:29:54.020 They did.

00:29:55.060 That was my Jeff Goldblum.

00:29:58.800 Deal with it, man. 0.81

00:29:59.540 I don't like black Jeff Goldblum.

00:30:03.820 I don't know why I did think that.

00:30:06.320 The business structure of a museum is like...

00:30:09.720 No, continue, Mark.

00:30:12.080 Continue.

00:30:12.580 Finish it.

00:30:13.340 Finish it.

00:30:14.580 Man, it's like...

00:30:16.420 That's why we'll be finding a way.

00:30:22.580 Finally canceled.

00:30:23.540 I'm just quoting Weird Science, essentially. 1.00

00:30:35.860 Shit, man. 1.00

00:30:36.680 It's like this capitalists always be finding a way. 1.00

00:30:41.020 You can cut that out, right?

00:30:41.840 This isn't live.

00:30:43.820 Weird Science is a much more realistic movie than Jurassic Park, by the way.

00:30:49.400 Probably so. 0.88

00:30:49.820 Oh, by the way, Matt W. on Odyssey, he gave us whatever Odyssey fucking dollary dues this is. 0.97

00:30:58.940 Those are worthless, by the way. 0.95

00:31:00.080 It takes like a thousand of those to make a penny.

00:31:02.340 Dollary dues?

00:31:03.540 I'm like, oh, I have all these Odyssey bucks.

00:31:05.200 It's like, oh, this is worth five cents.

00:31:07.620 It said, let's be real.

00:31:09.160 The aliens were here to slam puss, which we did touch on last week. 1.00

00:31:12.020 That maybe aliens come here just because women's, like, human pussy is way better than anything. 1.00

00:31:16.960 Well, if we want to tie it into the Anunnaki as the aliens, which we could tie into, like, we can go Book of Enoch, the Watchers. 0.99

00:31:23.860 That's the whole idea, is that they came to slam puss, and they slammed puss and created these giants and other beastly-type creatures that we had to deal with until the Flood.

00:31:31.040 I have a theory, though.

00:31:32.800 I don't even know if it's a conspiracy theory or if I've come up with it, but I think, I think that if you look at Asian people, right, if you look at, like, Japanese, Chinese, like, if you had never seen one.

00:31:44.960 Kind of let them always find way.

00:31:48.920 If you had never seen one and you were to stumble into them, you'd be like, you're from somewhere else. 0.96

00:31:54.760 You'd be like, you're, like, like, because I know, I know that the explanation for evolutionary theory is, like, it was really dusty and windy where they're at, and that's, like, why their eyes are more closed than ours, and I'm like, that sounds like bullshit. 0.80

00:32:06.920 But what about all the Neanderthal stuff? 0.76

00:32:09.100 Like, there's, Europeans have, like, 2% Neanderthal genes.

00:32:14.980 Asians have 4%. 0.97

00:32:16.260 Sub-Saharan Africans have zero. 1.00

00:32:18.660 So I think that there's, you know, you got your interspecial stuff going on.

00:32:23.500 So you're saying that Neanderthals are actually.

00:32:25.060 You believe in DNA?

00:32:26.500 Yeah.

00:32:29.280 Conspiracy.

00:32:30.420 Chemical what?

00:32:32.360 You're saying that Neanderthals are actually more advanced than.

00:32:36.180 Oh, I don't know.

00:32:37.220 I wasn't really saying.

00:32:38.100 I was thinking they were blonde, but then the Asian thing doesn't, that doesn't hold water because the Neanderthals are up where blonde people are. 1.00

00:32:44.640 Because I can't figure out blonde people. 1.00

00:32:46.640 I don't understand.

00:32:48.380 Sorry, Mark, but it's just, it's, you know, it's, it's against nature.

00:32:52.700 I mean, it's just so rare.

00:32:54.080 Believes in space doesn't believe in blonde people. 1.00

00:32:56.500 Why aren't Eskimos?

00:32:57.740 I just don't believe they're people.

00:32:59.700 Why?

00:33:01.960 Why aren't Eskimos blonde? 1.00

00:33:07.200 Because they eat so much whale meat.

00:33:09.780 I don't know.

00:33:10.680 They're dark.

00:33:11.460 It really is weird.

00:33:12.380 Like, when you look at why there are the separation of such distinct, like, of races.

00:33:19.620 It's just blonde that's weird. 1.00

00:33:21.040 Like, I'm serious.

00:33:23.520 Almost everybody is brown-haired and brown-eyed.

00:33:27.020 I'm just saying.

00:33:28.340 Well, the Inuit, like, kind of look Asian, right? 0.99

00:33:32.320 I think, like, the blue eyes.

00:33:34.160 They cross over the Bering Land Bridge or something.

00:33:36.440 It's for vitamin D.

00:33:37.880 It's all for vitamin D.

00:33:38.960 But then why didn't the Eskimos go?

00:33:40.420 So, supposedly, human beings left Africa only 40,000 years ago.

00:33:44.120 So, that means in 40,000 years, they went from sub-Saharan African to blonde Norwegian people. 0.83

00:33:52.120 So, why aren't Eskimos halfway there?

00:33:55.440 Or Inuit halfway there? 0.75

00:33:56.780 Because maybe they were black, and, like, now they're, like, these little chubby tan people. 1.00

00:34:00.520 But they should be black. 1.00

00:34:01.440 So, they are halfway there? 0.96

00:34:02.920 Yeah.

00:34:04.200 They are halfway.

00:34:05.960 Oh, my God.

00:34:07.200 They're on their way.

00:34:10.140 Give them some time.

00:34:10.700 Whoa! 0.71

00:34:11.380 They're halfway there! 0.99

00:34:12.740 I knew if any show could turn Conspiracy Theory Hour into fucking racism, it'd be awesome. 0.99

00:34:18.960 What? 1.00

00:34:19.880 Don't kill me out! 0.95

00:34:21.440 I want nothing to do with that!

00:34:24.240 Me and my Puerto Rican husband are A.O.K.

00:34:28.000 I'd be surprised if it didn't, really.

00:34:30.560 Yeah, right?

00:34:31.660 That's why Monica and I married Latinos, because we wanted to be able to claim we're not racist the rest of our careers. 0.84

00:34:37.100 I wouldn't even tell you what I really am, then.

00:34:39.280 The first time you saw a Chinese person, didn't you go, like, you're an alien.

00:34:43.300 Like, you can't be an alien. 1.00

00:34:45.940 Holy shit. 1.00

00:34:47.340 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:48.080 Yeah, dude.

00:34:48.460 You said to the philosopher, like, you looked at her, just like...

00:34:52.320 Yeah, that's why she unfollowed me. 0.80

00:34:54.020 She could tell that I'm, like, you're not from here. 0.98

00:34:57.380 Yeah, like, I went to Asia, and I was, like, who the fuck am I? 1.00

00:35:00.240 Yeah, I'm from China, you dumbass. 1.00

00:35:02.860 I'd be, like, China. 1.00

00:35:04.420 Okay.

00:35:05.540 Moon person. 0.65

00:35:09.280 Maybe Asians are from the moon. 1.00

00:35:13.120 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:35:14.280 That's what they're trying to hide.

00:35:16.120 Mark, and I guess Monica, too.

00:35:18.440 And they also eat octopi, octopuses. 0.99

00:35:21.660 So, like, that's fucking weird, because octopuses are smarter than... 0.98

00:35:24.020 Which are, like, alien. 0.99

00:35:24.800 Everybody wants the puss. 1.00

00:35:26.620 Yeah, I do. 0.98

00:35:29.780 Eight of them, preferably.

00:35:31.600 You got your new promo clip, everybody.

00:35:33.160 You got your new promo clip, everybody.

00:35:35.820 You made it to the new video, Monica. 0.99

00:35:37.620 What race was the guy in that Netflix movie who was fucking an octopus? 0.99

00:35:45.300 What? 1.00

00:35:45.620 He was white.

00:35:46.780 You talking about the guy that was obsessed with the octopus that, like, went and swam with them, like, every day?

00:35:51.000 Oh, that one?

00:35:51.580 That one? 0.84

00:35:52.200 I don't remember him fucking with it, but that's probably the behind the scenes, yeah. 0.98

00:35:55.740 The energy was very fuckalicious. 0.99

00:35:58.000 Like, you were like, that dude's fucking that octopus. 0.98

00:35:59.780 I actually saw that Joe Rogan clip today from the, where they were taking a look at that huge, like, octopus or squid that that deep sea oil rig found. 0.99

00:36:11.140 That one that looks like fucking Megamind. 0.95

00:36:13.660 Like, it's huge. 1.00

00:36:15.040 That shit is, like, anything in this, like, the ocean, like, the deep ocean is scary as fuck. 1.00

00:36:21.040 Have you seen these octopuses that, like, change colors and they become these, like, they bright and, like, they, like, change colors with their emotion and all this shit? 1.00

00:36:28.700 They're fucking, octopuses are nuts. 0.99

00:36:31.080 And they also say, like, well, any type of, like, they say, like, dolphins are legitimately, like, almost sentient. 1.00

00:36:36.500 Like, they believe they're almost, like, to the point of where you can be, like, it's almost cruel if we keep them locked up because it's... 0.99

00:36:43.420 Dude, octopuses are smarter than fucking dolphins from what I've read. 0.99

00:36:47.420 So, like, and we just, we don't give a fuck about them at all. 1.00

00:36:50.640 We eat them. 0.99

00:36:52.160 It's kind of crazy.

00:36:53.120 Calamari for dinner, man.

00:36:54.700 Well, true.

00:36:55.460 Yeah, it tastes pretty good. 1.00

00:36:57.160 Dolphins, I believe, are rapists. 0.99

00:36:59.140 So, I don't know. 0.99

00:37:00.040 Like, are they violated?

00:37:01.420 That's a sign of intelligence.

00:37:02.960 That's exactly.

00:37:03.680 That proves they're sentience.

00:37:05.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:08.500 How about the fact that whales were land mammals?

00:37:13.020 Ooh.

00:37:13.540 What?

00:37:13.820 This is a new one.

00:37:15.820 I don't know. 0.99

00:37:16.080 Get the fuck out of here, Mon. 1.00

00:37:17.420 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:37:19.160 That's the story.

00:37:20.500 That's the story.

00:37:21.680 What were they?

00:37:22.680 What were they?

00:37:23.400 That fish, you know, grew legs and walked out, and then some of those walked back in.

00:37:30.560 Like, I swear.

00:37:32.640 That's the story.

00:37:34.080 Because they can't figure out why they do have lungs and breathe air.

00:37:38.560 Yeah, they're mammals.

00:37:39.560 They don't have gills.

00:37:40.840 They don't, yeah. 1.00

00:37:41.500 Maybe fucking elephants. 1.00

00:37:42.900 Elephants are halfway of all fucking great whales. 1.00

00:37:45.960 They're the Asians of the city. 0.99

00:37:48.080 Like Eskimos. 0.74

00:37:49.020 They're the Eskimos of whales.

00:37:51.840 They're land Asians. 1.00

00:37:53.320 Dolphins are the Koreans. 1.00

00:37:55.040 So, can we just drop off a bunch of elephants into the middle of the ocean, and maybe they'll

00:37:58.980 evolve into whales?

00:38:00.060 Let's try it. 1.00

00:38:02.240 I think they'd evolve into fucking stones. 0.99

00:38:05.780 Operation Dumbo Droplet. 1.00

00:38:07.840 Now they're a rock.

00:38:10.500 Operation Dumbo Droplet.

00:38:10.960 Which does everybody believe?

00:38:12.180 I mean, well, I don't.

00:38:14.040 I haven't tried that.

00:38:14.760 Monica, do you actually believe in evolution?

00:38:17.080 Like Darwinian evolution?

00:38:18.480 No, Darwinian.

00:38:19.740 Can we have a GoFundMe to drop an elephant in the middle of the ocean, please? 1.00

00:38:24.420 That's why this show needs to become tremendously successful, so we can do really stupid shit 1.00

00:38:30.320 like that. 1.00

00:38:30.460 We can do that.

00:38:31.240 We can do that.

00:38:31.780 If we have only a couple thousand, yeah.

00:38:34.100 A couple thousand dollars, yeah.

00:38:36.220 How much is an elephant and how much is a helicopter?

00:38:38.240 And just add that up, and we're good. 0.99

00:38:40.440 That's the kind of shit we're going to do here. 0.99

00:38:41.740 We don't need a pilot. 0.99

00:38:43.380 We'll just tell you.

00:38:44.480 Tell your friends to watch, can't afford to drop an elephant in the ocean?

00:38:47.560 Stop being poor.

00:38:49.060 Tell your friends to watch Tower Gang so we can execute elephants on national TV. 0.98

00:38:54.020 We're not going to execute.

00:38:55.800 Evolve.

00:38:56.780 Help evolve.

00:38:57.500 Evolve! 0.82

00:38:58.100 Wait a minute.

00:38:59.220 So, actually, we do it.

00:39:01.120 I don't think it's evolving.

00:39:02.560 Evolve! 0.82

00:39:02.840 Evolve! 0.82

00:39:03.900 We do a group that whales are actually.

00:39:06.300 Evolution live.

00:39:07.920 Whales are land mammals because Liz owns this, so. 1.00

00:39:11.100 Wow.

00:39:12.820 Do you think Pokemon is a conspiracy then?

00:39:15.380 Because that's like heavy in evolution.

00:39:17.880 Oh, yeah.

00:39:18.840 Pokemon Go, obviously, was the way to map the inside of your house.

00:39:22.540 Oh, that's true.

00:39:22.980 No, but that's different.

00:39:23.780 Even before that, like, they had me believing in evolution hardcore when I was like seven.

00:39:27.620 I believe it's actually.

00:39:28.800 No, no.

00:39:29.300 Oh, man.

00:39:29.920 I wish I could find it.

00:39:31.220 But in the library at my college was a book that was basically saying that Pokemon is evil

00:39:39.240 because it does teach evolution. 0.99

00:39:41.320 Like, it legitimately was a whole, like, fucking book on it. 0.99

00:39:44.180 You would say that, though, because you look like a highly evolved Psyduck. 1.00

00:39:49.240 Wow.

00:39:50.140 Sorry, I just wanted to say.

00:39:51.300 The three people that got that really got that, Clint.

00:39:54.540 They really like that one.

00:39:57.600 Can we get a report on Monica's cocktail?

00:40:00.180 Oh, my gosh.

00:40:01.160 One of the specials?

00:40:02.860 It's a sacred gin Negroni.

00:40:05.180 My husband went to London recently and brought back sacred gin in his suitcase.

00:40:09.320 Wow.

00:40:09.680 It is so good.

00:40:10.860 But in the round ice cream.

00:40:12.220 In about 20 minutes, I'm going to be. 1.00

00:40:14.880 Shit house. 1.00

00:40:15.820 Incomprehensible. 1.00

00:40:16.180 It's going to get really racist.

00:40:18.860 I've timed it before.

00:40:20.140 I've got 20 minutes.

00:40:21.480 All right.

00:40:22.040 So, I guess we need to get into.

00:40:24.220 Oklahoma City.

00:40:25.360 Oklahoma City.

00:40:26.620 I'm drinking a vodka tonic, Monica.

00:40:28.460 Or the.

00:40:29.500 Do we want to get into Matthew McConaughey, Oklahoma City, or the Kavanaugh stuff?

00:40:33.480 Can we touch on.

00:40:33.900 I'm a McConaughey-Therther, so I'm down with McConaughey.

00:40:36.460 Because I know Monica has been talking about it on the propaganda report for a long time.

00:40:41.640 What was I talking about? 1.00

00:40:43.280 Matthew McConaughey and his bullshit. 1.00

00:40:45.360 I just. 1.00

00:40:46.880 I couldn't figure him out. 1.00

00:40:48.960 Because, yeah, it is bullshit. 1.00

00:40:50.500 And, of course, it's so obvious now. 1.00

00:40:52.640 They need, like, a Texan who wants to bring people together and has common sense.

00:40:57.820 One of the odds he's from this town, by the way.

00:40:59.900 This tiny, tiny town.

00:41:01.200 Right.

00:41:01.440 Of 16,000 people.

00:41:02.280 Well, the odds are 100% because that's why they picked him.

00:41:06.020 Exactly.

00:41:06.720 Exactly.

00:41:07.420 Of course.

00:41:07.900 Whoa. 1.00

00:41:09.340 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:41:10.880 That's fucked up. 1.00

00:41:12.300 If you thought Corden was nuts. 1.00

00:41:14.840 Wait till you. 0.76

00:41:15.360 You can hear this.

00:41:16.060 Yeah, man.

00:41:16.560 This has been building for, like, two years almost.

00:41:21.180 Like, he's been sticking his head up since 2020, like, flirting with the politics stuff.

00:41:25.960 And he's from Uvalde?

00:41:27.360 Come on.

00:41:27.580 Yep.

00:41:28.460 Oh, my God.

00:41:29.560 Yeah.

00:41:30.000 There are no coincidences.

00:41:31.440 And I also want to tell you about the Kavanaugh thing.

00:41:34.740 Please.

00:41:35.160 Let's go with McConaughey first.

00:41:36.760 We'll do the McConaughey.

00:41:37.140 Oh, we can, but I don't have any skills on McConaughey.

00:41:39.180 So I was trying to just slide into something.

00:41:41.180 I had something on.

00:41:43.320 McConaughey was the shooter, actually.

00:41:44.960 Oh, has there ever been?

00:41:46.840 All right, all right.

00:41:48.580 Has there ever been anybody else that actually does go and do the press?

00:41:53.420 Whatever McConaughey did at the White House, has that ever happened before?

00:41:58.200 A random actor just giving a speech that's, like, never been in government before at the

00:42:01.620 White House?

00:42:02.140 I mean, probably.

00:42:02.680 It probably has happened.

00:42:03.580 I think it has.

00:42:04.060 It was, like, televised like that, where, like, it was at, like, the...

00:42:06.900 Yeah, they have...

00:42:08.020 It was as if he's the president. 0.99

00:42:09.600 Yeah, like, Selena Gomez went up there and fucking... 1.00

00:42:12.280 Rehearsing! 0.99

00:42:12.920 ...talked one time. 1.00

00:42:13.360 Like, they do shit like this. 0.98

00:42:14.200 Yeah, and, like, the week before that, didn't fucking, like, BTS or whatever they're called 0.99

00:42:18.900 go up there that... 0.99

00:42:20.400 Mind, torture, kill, murder? 0.99

00:42:23.600 The part that...

00:42:24.080 Yeah, BTK went up there, actually.

00:42:26.780 They let him out.

00:42:27.900 The part that aggravated me about...

00:42:29.360 That'd be based.

00:42:29.880 ...is that I watch a lot of these things as if I'm blue-pilled to see, like, to try to 0.95

00:42:34.420 feel, like, what my family would feel like watching, and I was like, god damn, that was 0.54

00:42:37.160 powerful. 0.97

00:42:38.020 Like, it was... 0.97

00:42:38.840 If you're retarded, the way he said it, and he cursed a little bit, too. 0.98

00:42:44.140 I was like, oh, he cursed at the White House. 0.98

00:42:45.140 Even Jordan Peterson was like, oh, this is finally what we needed to hear.

00:42:49.280 Like, oh, god.

00:42:49.920 Oh, my god.

00:42:51.380 I don't think there's any human being on Earth that's disappointed me more in the past couple

00:42:55.000 years than Jordan Peterson, because he's like, he's like, this is exactly how totalitarianism

00:43:00.320 takes root.

00:43:01.300 And then totalitarianism happens, and he's like, I need to go to rehab. 0.99

00:43:06.740 He's like, I can't talk about this shit right now. 0.99

00:43:09.460 You gotta go. 0.99

00:43:12.860 Yeah.

00:43:13.220 Do you think he's a world economic, do you think he's a world economic forum, Stooge?

00:43:17.920 I don't, I, no, I don't think so.

00:43:20.320 That'd be...

00:43:20.880 He's probably something worse than that.

00:43:22.780 I don't know.

00:43:23.500 Low left, that would be low level for him.

00:43:26.540 Wow.

00:43:27.480 He made the scene very quickly, but he also, you know, adds value. 0.99

00:43:31.520 He's compelling as fuck. 0.99

00:43:32.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:33.360 I mean, yeah, he's been on talk shows talking like a politician for, like, a year or a year

00:43:38.040 and a half or so.

00:43:39.060 He had a book.

00:43:39.740 I mean, he's been laying the groundwork, and he's been flirting with politics for a while,

00:43:43.520 and then...

00:43:44.900 You're talking McConaughey, right?

00:43:45.920 I think we went back to McConaughey.

00:43:47.480 Did we go...

00:43:48.140 Oh, did we go back to...

00:43:48.960 Who are we talking about?

00:43:49.660 Yeah, let's go.

00:43:49.960 Who are you talking about?

00:43:50.880 We were talking JVP, so...

00:43:52.640 Oh, okay.

00:43:53.260 No, insert famous person here.

00:43:55.640 Yeah, right.

00:43:56.200 It doesn't matter.

00:43:57.040 It doesn't even matter.

00:43:57.920 You can just swap the names all day long.

00:44:03.900 Jordan Peterson is from Uvalde.

00:44:06.140 Jordan Peterson lost me ultimately.

00:44:08.460 He lost me about a year or two years ago when he told Republicans to, like, let's calm it

00:44:12.880 down and let's not nominate Brett Kavanaugh so that we can have some political discourse. 1.00

00:44:17.280 And I was like, no, fuck that. 1.00

00:44:18.160 Crush your enemies. 1.00

00:44:19.080 Shut up, Canadian. 1.00

00:44:20.340 And now we have the left going after Brett Kavanaugh, which was a nice thing to... 1.00

00:44:24.300 Yeah.

00:44:24.500 Nice.

00:44:25.160 Nice.

00:44:25.300 You're welcome.

00:44:26.140 All right, Brett Kavanaugh.

00:44:27.520 Okay, so first of all, I would like to say that Brett Kavanaugh is a Clinton shill. 0.98

00:44:33.620 So the whole reason that they were like, he raped me. 0.98

00:44:37.060 No, he didn't. 0.96

00:44:37.580 Yes, he did.

00:44:38.060 No, he didn't.

00:44:38.500 Well, you can't pin that on him because you have no proof was a massive distraction.

00:44:42.820 So Republicans did not have to answer the fact that he covered up the Vince Foster murder.

00:44:47.520 So I guess everybody knows that.

00:44:48.740 Whoa.

00:44:49.440 Yeah.

00:44:50.160 Like literally, there was a memo written by his predecessor saying, I'm quitting because

00:44:55.440 this whole Vince Foster investigation is a cover up.

00:44:58.440 Brett Kavanaugh, I'm telling you, don't let them get away with it.

00:45:01.740 And Brett was like, that's what I'm here for.

00:45:04.820 So do you think Brett Kavanaugh is in on the attempt on the life of Brett Kavanaugh?

00:45:10.500 Okay, so this is what I think happened with that.

00:45:12.280 It was so hilarious because I read the story and I was like, okay, this guy shows up with

00:45:16.660 a bunch of guns saying that he's afraid that they're going to ease up on gun control.

00:45:21.420 That was his story.

00:45:22.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:23.260 He, there was another like total weird thing about what he was saying.

00:45:27.180 He said, oh, he, he called to report himself, just like the New York City shooter guy.

00:45:34.440 Okay.

00:45:34.720 So I tweeted like, this is such a weird story.

00:45:37.080 Then I looked two seconds later and I see earlier that day, not later that day, earlier

00:45:43.420 that day, this legislation of trying to get protection for Supreme Court justices and

00:45:50.940 their families stalled in Congress.

00:45:53.320 So earlier that day, there was something that was right on point, but then I was thinking,

00:45:58.220 why do they do that?

00:45:59.760 Why, why is there so much attention?

00:46:01.600 It happens out here in LA too, on trying to get the elected officials security around their

00:46:06.500 house to get like secret service in their house.

00:46:08.860 And, and it ties into the fences around the Capitol.

00:46:13.660 I think, I think they're for containment.

00:46:17.320 I don't think they're for a protection.

00:46:18.680 I think therefore, this is how you're going to vote or the corgi never walks again.

00:46:23.480 Like, this is how you're going to vote.

00:46:24.780 Like we're in your house.

00:46:25.840 We're watching you.

00:46:26.600 We're listening to you.

00:46:27.620 I think it's about control, literally controlling government.

00:46:32.040 From which side?

00:46:33.600 Uh, I think, you know, whatever deep state, you know, whatever you want to call it.

00:46:38.480 Asians on the moon. 0.93

00:46:39.760 Right.

00:46:41.260 Philosopher on the moon.

00:46:43.380 No, because this could, this could be like a, like, like you're describing a Marxist takeover 0.97

00:46:47.960 or, or you could be describing like whatever the fuck Q was talking about. 0.93

00:46:52.180 I know the Q thing. 0.98

00:46:53.920 I never bought the Q thing.

00:46:55.520 Cause it stole so many people who were so close to really waking up to the whole truth.

00:47:00.920 But, and also the, the premise was ridiculous that there was a military faction within the

00:47:06.180 government that was going to help the sitting president take power in a coup.

00:47:10.120 So, but do you think there was intelligence that is not from the sitting, it takes power

00:47:15.080 away from the, I think Q was real in the sense there were, I think there was real intelligence

00:47:19.300 trying to use the Q thing as a thing, but not real in the sense that it was, I think

00:47:24.080 it was just to derail people.

00:47:25.680 Oh yeah.

00:47:26.240 I think it was a legit buyout just to like get people, because I mean, they, I mean,

00:47:30.060 they've gotten it so far beyond now.

00:47:31.820 Like they were, they, they believe that John F.

00:47:33.960 Kennedy is still alive.

00:47:35.760 Oh, yeah.

00:47:36.720 Yeah.

00:47:36.800 The telegram channel.

00:47:37.780 I have a friend of mine here in Mexico.

00:47:39.840 It's a friend of my wife's.

00:47:40.900 I, we like, we met him one day and he just started going off on these, all these rabbit

00:47:44.780 holes.

00:47:44.980 And he's like, and some of it like sounded sort of reasonable, like, yeah, like Trump was

00:47:48.600 giving Intel or whatever.

00:47:49.460 And then it leads into these other areas.

00:47:51.040 And then by the end of it, he was showing me telegram channels run by JFK and Michael Jackson.

00:47:56.460 Yes.

00:47:57.340 I'm not joking.

00:47:58.280 And a hundred percent believed it is one of the funniest things though.

00:48:02.780 Um, there was, so they believed that John F. Kennedy was going to come back and take

00:48:08.120 the presidency again on the day that he died.

00:48:11.200 This was like last year.

00:48:12.280 I want to say that he was going to like, it was like, I don't know.

00:48:15.160 There's always a, here's this date coming up.

00:48:16.840 That's a big deal.

00:48:17.720 And then we're ready for John F. Kennedy.

00:48:21.480 He's going to be.

00:48:22.760 Yeah.

00:48:23.160 But I want to say what the, what I really think that, you know, is it Q?

00:48:31.940 What is it?

00:48:32.560 I think it's about the fact that there is still process.

00:48:35.680 As long as we have the constitution, we have process and they cannot totally control that.

00:48:40.940 And they, they need to totally control it.

00:48:43.300 And they need to have this impression that there are things like courts, there are checks

00:48:47.800 and balances.

00:48:48.440 It's what keeps people believing.

00:48:50.580 That's why I think they allowed, like, they didn't just steamroll the vaccine thing.

00:48:54.040 They, you know, they were like, oh, well, okay, we're going to push, push, push, push,

00:48:56.700 push.

00:48:56.880 And then some of this stuff's going to lose in court.

00:48:59.400 Maybe it was organic.

00:49:00.600 Maybe it was real.

00:49:01.120 Maybe they know that's the way it's going to happen and they just have to plan for it.

00:49:04.300 But I think that they just, they know that there are human beings that get into these

00:49:08.780 positions and they're going to have to control, or you could have your JFK as your Ronald Reagans

00:49:13.500 who are totally in on it, but they still think that they are the president or they are a Supreme

00:49:18.580 Court justice.

00:49:19.400 They have agency, but they don't. 1.00

00:49:22.180 You have to sometimes shoot them in the head or hold their dog hostage or whatever. 1.00

00:49:26.020 Well, the way I knew that it was all bullshit, the Q thing was that they, they said that there 1.00

00:49:30.860 was a deep state and that there was going to be a savior and his name was Donald Trump. 1.00

00:49:36.080 And I was like, oh, you guys are dumb. 1.00

00:49:40.440 There's no fucking way that Donald Trump's the savior. 1.00

00:49:42.780 Like there's no way. 0.99

00:49:43.860 Here's the part that I struggle with.

00:49:45.120 And it's not like about the Q stuff, but it's just about Trump's departure from, it's

00:49:50.380 about the departure from office.

00:49:53.080 If I was Trump and I did reside over the lockdown of the entire country. 0.99

00:49:59.500 And so the economy go to shit and you know, this and that, everything that's happened 0.98

00:50:03.400 in the last two years, I would not want to be president right now because no matter what 0.99

00:50:07.400 Biden does, even if he was actually cognizant, he can't change a goddamn thing. 0.95

00:50:11.760 There's nothing, there's nothing he could do. 0.94

00:50:13.800 So if, if I were Trump, the best thing to do is act like he stole the election, step back

00:50:19.580 and come back as the good guy four years later.

00:50:22.080 Oh yeah.

00:50:22.740 Well, yeah, I think that's what happened.

00:50:24.760 Yeah.

00:50:25.020 I think that's what Trump is going to do.

00:50:26.440 Actually, I think he is going to run again in 2024.

00:50:28.840 And I think that's going to be his, uh, that's the way he's going to campaign on that, on

00:50:34.520 I'm the rightful president.

00:50:36.260 I think, but the, the reason I think that's a mistake is because he, he has not relinquished 1.00

00:50:41.520 his, his proudness surrounding the vaccine and his supporters fucking despise that shit. 1.00

00:50:47.400 So I don't understand that. 1.00

00:50:49.080 Like it doesn't make any sense to me.

00:50:51.400 Yeah.

00:50:51.760 I think he likes leisure too much.

00:50:53.500 I don't think he's going to do it.

00:50:54.420 I think he probably has more fun being rightful president from like his, wherever his mansion

00:51:02.100 or whatever, you know, emeritus, like the Pope, two presidents, two presidents, he can

00:51:05.420 say that he can never run again.

00:51:07.000 He can say that for the rest of his life.

00:51:08.280 He can be like, I'm the real president.

00:51:09.400 And, you know, just be kicking back and not doing all the work.

00:51:12.020 Angela's getting, still getting all the benefits from being the former president.

00:51:15.280 He still gets like 24 hour security for free from like the secret service.

00:51:19.700 He gets like all the perks.

00:51:21.740 But he's an egomaniac.

00:51:23.540 So part of this probably does, maybe it bothers him, but they said that July 4th, he's going

00:51:28.200 to announce his run.

00:51:29.120 I read that in a couple of places.

00:51:30.380 So we'll see.

00:51:31.560 And if you, it's going to be interesting.

00:51:32.740 That would be a very Trump thing to do.

00:51:34.400 It would be.

00:51:35.340 Yeah.

00:51:35.860 This July 4th, a month from now.

00:51:37.820 Yeah.

00:51:38.660 Wow.

00:51:39.340 That would be an early announcement.

00:51:40.960 You think there'll be riots if he just announces he's running for president?

00:51:43.440 I mean, I'm not really joking.

00:51:47.220 Like I could absolutely see that.

00:51:48.760 No, I totally could see that.

00:51:50.040 That's a great call.

00:51:50.560 That's true, early.

00:51:50.980 Yeah.

00:51:53.660 Mark, did you, uh.

00:51:55.080 There's going to be riots this summer regardless.

00:51:56.660 So they might as well justify it with Trump.

00:51:58.720 Oh, I mean, well, I was talking to a friend today.

00:52:01.400 He's up in somewhere in Illinois, I believe.

00:52:04.440 And he said that the, his city where he's in, it's not Chicago.

00:52:08.020 I think it's somewhere close to it though.

00:52:09.600 But like his, the city workers are going on strike.

00:52:11.880 They're about to go on strike because they, uh, they got like a 3% raise and they were

00:52:16.900 like, well, inflation's 8%. 0.99

00:52:18.420 Like you're fucking us. 0.98

00:52:19.540 And then like, they, I mean, it was like, so I think you're going to start seeing like 0.99

00:52:22.880 this thing of like where people are going to start striking or rioting over, Hey, like

00:52:27.820 we're not getting, we're, you're giving us a 4% raise or whatever, but we're paying

00:52:33.560 10, 15, 20% more for everything else.

00:52:36.640 Plus gas, you know, the gas is going up and saying, I mean, we could see some real, which

00:52:42.420 if you're like me where it's like, okay, but I think that's what they want.

00:52:47.840 I think they want something that, because the, all the, uh, I mean, y'all know about all

00:52:52.780 the, um, food processing plants, like that, uh, those, um, all that stuff with the eggs.

00:52:58.440 I remember I saw something about like a big eggplant, like got destroyed.

00:53:02.640 There was like a major point.

00:53:04.020 That's why tops got chickens, man. 1.00

00:53:06.480 I just bought, I bought 10 more meat chickens today and I bought two turkeys also. 0.95

00:53:10.900 So I'm not fucking around, but I think there was a, there was.

00:53:13.700 As soon as I get to Florida, I'm coming straight to your house to take some chickens in the 0.97

00:53:17.220 middle of the night when you're, when, when, when you're not a wolf player, you're going

00:53:21.500 to have to beat his daughter to them though. 0.66

00:53:23.520 I'll be wine drunk.

00:53:24.360 Don't worry.

00:53:24.940 It'd be easy.

00:53:25.300 Who's that guy stumbling around in the back?

00:53:30.340 Get your gun.

00:53:33.280 But I think, and I think like at the same time, they're like, we want them to riot, but we

00:53:37.380 don't want them to have guns when they do it because they have guns at some point that's

00:53:40.960 going to come back on us.

00:53:42.180 No, they want the guns.

00:53:43.680 They want you to have the little guns.

00:53:45.820 They want you to have the little guns so they can mow you down.

00:53:48.940 That's right.

00:53:49.660 I see.

00:53:50.280 So you can identify yourself as a, you know, a constitutionalist with your tiny handgun 1.00

00:53:56.260 and they can kill you. 0.99

00:53:57.780 Which did it.

00:53:58.640 I saw something today about, um, that the 15 round magazine, uh, limit went through the

00:54:04.760 house.

00:54:05.180 Is that true?

00:54:06.080 Yes.

00:54:06.360 Really?

00:54:07.700 Yeah.

00:54:08.060 It went through the house.

00:54:08.800 The house represents the past.

00:54:09.740 And, and, and, and more than California allowance.

00:54:12.500 So yeah, it's more than Massachusetts semi-automatic, uh, rifle sales to anyone under 20, under 21

00:54:21.460 too.

00:54:22.140 Yeah.

00:54:22.380 It's not going to pass the Senate though.

00:54:24.800 I hate it for the reason.

00:54:25.980 How do you, how can you say that so confidently?

00:54:28.220 There was 10 Republicans that voted in the house support.

00:54:30.960 I just, I don't see it happening, man.

00:54:32.660 They have to do it.

00:54:33.360 They have to do it soon.

00:54:34.360 They have to do it quick.

00:54:35.760 They got to capture the emotion or have another thing.

00:54:39.380 You know, have another, have a cluster, a bigger cluster.

00:54:43.960 Well, it's already happened because we had, uh, just, was it a couple of days ago?

00:54:47.460 The, um, the hospital, well, the hospital that got shot up too, wasn't it in Tulsa?

00:54:52.460 In Tulsa.

00:54:53.020 Yeah.

00:54:53.320 In Tulsa.

00:54:54.280 Monica, does this stuff like, does this even affect you anymore? 0.99

00:54:57.360 Because you, you cover all this shit and, and this last shooting is, I was like, I don't 0.99

00:55:01.120 even care. 1.00

00:55:01.980 I hardly ever covered them.

00:55:03.420 I didn't really cover the Uvalde one.

00:55:05.000 I would have looked into it, but I rarely do it.

00:55:07.540 I looked into the Buffalo one.

00:55:09.380 It was absolutely preposterous.

00:55:10.760 The guy came in at like two 31 or whatever in five minutes, they had talked him down.

00:55:16.880 Like he relinquished his weapon and he had killed 10 people starting in the parking lot,

00:55:21.420 went inside, came outside.

00:55:22.800 The cops were there within, I think 90 seconds.

00:55:24.880 And then you had the Uvalde thing, which was like an hour and all that standoff stuff.

00:55:29.220 Whenever I, when any time I've ever dug in, I've always found enough details that just

00:55:35.720 make it appear that the official narrative cannot be true.

00:55:39.280 It gets harder and harder.

00:55:40.380 It literally closed down on February 14th, 2018.

00:55:44.220 We couldn't really do that.

00:55:45.080 What's the truth in Buffalo? 0.99

00:55:45.980 Cause, cause I saw the fucking body cam. 1.00

00:55:48.180 And it was horrific. 1.00

00:55:50.680 I was kidding.

00:55:51.580 They're actually good now.

00:55:53.180 The bills are great, dude.

00:55:55.040 I'm just used to saying it for decades.

00:55:56.960 I forget.

00:55:59.280 I didn't see that because I covered it like the soon as it happened.

00:56:02.720 So it hadn't come out yet.

00:56:04.300 I just looked into that guy and, uh, it just didn't, it just didn't hold water.

00:56:11.700 I mean, there was no, like they were, there were pictures you could see of him with like

00:56:15.520 stuff in the background, a Confederate flag and all that stuff.

00:56:18.800 And that picture I'm talking about was totally Photoshopped and, uh, there was just no, it

00:56:24.460 just didn't seem like there was any backstory that supported this argument, but yeah, you

00:56:29.940 know, I'm not saying that the narrative about him is accurate, but I'm saying like that shooting 0.98

00:56:35.260 looks fucking real. 0.98

00:56:36.240 It looked like people got killed. 0.99

00:56:37.440 Well, that I wouldn't be surprised, but I'd have to look at it myself to try to figure out

00:56:41.680 what I think happened. 0.98

00:56:42.300 If you've ever seen the, if you've ever seen the fucking Christchurch shooting in New Zealand, 0.98

00:56:46.740 the body cam, it's the exact same thing. 1.00

00:56:48.980 It is horrible.

00:56:50.280 Yeah.

00:56:50.580 Think about this though.

00:56:51.640 The white house is telling people that nine millimeters are going to blow your lungs out,

00:56:55.080 but like, we know what it looks like.

00:56:57.360 I mean, you get shot with a high caliber caliber round and it's, it's, it doesn't really look

00:57:01.660 like much is happening. 1.00

00:57:02.560 I mean, like you'll see maybe a little blood spatter, but people believe that shit. 1.00

00:57:06.700 It's, it's amazing. 1.00

00:57:07.620 Like my own family believes that.

00:57:09.280 Isn't it all about the ammo, the most popular ammo or the guns they want to take away?

00:57:14.300 Yeah.

00:57:14.560 So nine millimeters for sure.

00:57:16.220 Five, five, six.

00:57:16.640 Popular.

00:57:17.060 Yeah.

00:57:17.480 Yeah.

00:57:17.860 Five, five, six.

00:57:18.640 That's the thing.

00:57:19.340 You've already used five, five, six or two 23 and they're like, let's get rid of nine 1.00

00:57:22.800 millimeters.

00:57:23.560 It makes no sense.

00:57:26.060 Yeah.

00:57:26.640 But I hate our government.

00:57:28.980 Oh, Hey, Clint, you take a stand there.

00:57:31.960 And I like that.

00:57:32.620 I do. 0.98

00:57:32.980 I hate them. 1.00

00:57:33.240 I hate them. 1.00

00:57:33.600 I hate them so much. 1.00

00:57:35.140 Every time, every time, like, I know, I know I just tweet this shit all day. 1.00

00:57:38.420 So you guys are like, yeah, we know Clint, but like, like, I viscerally hate the government 0.99

00:57:42.420 dude. 1.00

00:57:42.720 Like there's so, they're so fucking corrupt. 0.99

00:57:44.600 And it's just year after year of them taking our rights. 0.99

00:57:47.980 And there's just never any fucking step back. 0.99

00:57:50.760 It's crazy. 0.97

00:57:51.520 But now it's this whole cabal that brings in, not that it hasn't always been, but big philanthropy,

00:57:57.580 the global corporations where they're going back and forth.

00:58:00.760 Like we're going to.

00:58:02.200 Big octopus.

00:58:03.360 Big octopus.

00:58:04.900 That's the name of the business.

00:58:06.160 Big bone.

00:58:06.520 Big bone.

00:58:07.260 Big bone.

00:58:07.660 Big bone.

00:58:08.680 Yo, who came up with the dinosaur theory?

00:58:11.080 Well, obviously.

00:58:12.040 Big bone.

00:58:12.700 Big bone.

00:58:13.400 Big bone.

00:58:13.520 Big bone meet big bus.

00:58:18.040 Man.

00:58:21.000 Oh my God. 1.00

00:58:21.760 Fucking big bones. 1.00

00:58:23.260 There probably is a show. 1.00

00:58:24.220 Big bone always finds a way.

00:58:25.820 All these paleontologists are paid off by big bone.

00:58:32.400 Without government, who's going to make the bones?

00:58:36.160 We'll make the bones.

00:58:37.600 We'll find the bones.

00:58:39.120 Whenever they go on a dig, they just call it boning, actually. 1.00

00:58:45.520 Holy shit. 0.99

00:58:46.800 What were we talking about? 0.99

00:58:47.980 I don't even remember.

00:58:49.680 Just how.

00:58:50.400 Oh, you were talking about the.

00:58:51.900 You hate the government, but like, now I hate everybody.

00:58:54.300 Yeah, well, you were getting into world economic forum stuff and the big, I mean, it's, it's

00:58:59.180 one world government type of thing.

00:59:01.500 I think they decided they couldn't get world government.

00:59:04.080 So they're going to, it was one of the scenarios in the Rockefeller Foundation thing from 2010

00:59:08.560 is that they were going to have, allow nation states to kind of degrade and big philanthropy

00:59:13.800 would be the de facto world government.

00:59:16.100 I think that may be one of the.

00:59:17.220 And I think that, that, that brings in Clint, that brings in like the ESG stuff because

00:59:21.000 it's no, it's no longer just, we don't have to, we don't have to dictate stuff from a government.

00:59:25.840 We can, we can run it all through just corporate, corporate, corporate, uh, corporatism basically.

00:59:31.480 I know that.

00:59:32.180 I know everyone else here is in the know, but Monica, I don't know if you know, but we, we

00:59:37.080 found out that the treasurer of the LNC now has been working directly.

00:59:42.140 He's the COO of a company that, that promotes ESG and his job.

00:59:46.440 ESG solutions, Tom.

00:59:48.360 Just solutions, don't worry.

00:59:50.420 I've been assured that he's providing solutions.

00:59:53.900 Was this leaked in like a Podesta email or?

00:59:56.620 No, this is on his LinkedIn.

00:59:59.500 Yeah.

00:59:59.780 We'll link from his LinkedIn. 0.97

01:00:01.420 I've been going at this guy for like a year because he's just, he's a retard, like high 1.00

01:00:05.300 grade retard. 0.98

01:00:06.340 And I never bothered to look at his LinkedIn. 1.00

01:00:08.800 And I used to think he was just a fat, short loser, but it turns out he's a fat, short 1.00

01:00:12.700 loser who wants to inject children and also does ESG. 1.00

01:00:16.340 So wait, what's the position here? 1.00

01:00:18.460 Collectively.

01:00:18.860 Do you guys believe in the libertarian party?

01:00:22.400 Is that hope?

01:00:24.200 Oh, no, there's a huge, huge, huge.

01:00:26.080 I have no comment.

01:00:27.880 I mean, why would I know the new inside of the LNC?

01:00:34.560 Why would I, why would I know that?

01:00:37.300 Yeah, no, you don't know.

01:00:37.780 Why do you know it?

01:00:38.560 You shouldn't, you shouldn't.

01:00:39.660 Because, okay.

01:00:40.440 No real human would know who he is.

01:00:42.400 I love Dave Smith.

01:00:44.720 I think that the messaging that he's doing is great.

01:00:46.820 I think a lot of people in the libertarian party are great.

01:00:48.980 Clint is one of them. 0.99

01:00:49.740 Clint is always, he's doing speeches and he's saying the right shit. 1.00

01:00:53.620 The party was awful, as you know. 0.99

01:00:56.160 Then there was the Mises takeover, which was pretty based.

01:00:59.660 And it gave me some hope.

01:01:01.460 And I was like, all right, I joined, I joined the party again.

01:01:03.520 I gave him some dues.

01:01:04.380 Sorry, Mark.

01:01:04.840 But I said, I don't care who you give money to.

01:01:08.320 It's just a posture of saying like, hey, I think what you did was awesome.

01:01:11.860 And then it turns out, like, this guy, this guy was a treasure.

01:01:16.840 He won.

01:01:18.080 Hey, man.

01:01:18.720 He won convincingly.

01:01:20.620 Meanwhile, he was actually worse than he is. 0.86

01:01:23.480 Dude, ESG for kill it for drag queen shows. 0.99

01:01:30.700 Like, he combined everything.

01:01:32.480 The stunning part to me was that Josh Smith went for like four rounds and had to defeat

01:01:37.480 Noda to become the vice chair when he's pretty fucking solid on a lot of topics.

01:01:43.680 And this guy is, like, talking about, he's had tweets that said, I think it's past time 0.96

01:01:49.220 we vaccinate our kids.

01:01:50.680 He's okay with drag queen story hour. 1.00

01:01:53.000 He's saying, like, the Bible is bullshit, which is neither here nor there. 1.00

01:01:56.320 That's as bad as taking the kid to church, you know. 1.00

01:01:58.940 Oh, that's right.

01:01:59.880 Yeah, that's what he said.

01:02:00.600 That's what he said.

01:02:01.360 Yeah.

01:02:02.080 Yeah.

01:02:02.560 The guy's not an exaggeration.

01:02:05.420 But I mean, is the goal to.

01:02:07.680 And he sounds like Princess Leia in the Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi when

01:02:11.160 she's the goal is the messaging because you're not going to win from the Libertarian Party. 0.77

01:02:17.160 Yeah.

01:02:17.420 But what about the Ron Paul theory that it's better to be on the Republican primary stage

01:02:23.820 of Dave Smith were on the Republican primary stage?

01:02:26.480 That would be pretty cool.

01:02:27.780 Yeah, that's that's the paleo strategy.

01:02:29.540 And there's a huge divide amongst libertarians as to which way to go.

01:02:35.000 This is like Libertarian 101 for Monica Brasley. 0.99

01:02:39.200 No, I do.

01:02:40.040 I do realize there's like the Mises Caucus.

01:02:42.660 It's cute that you don't know this stuff.

01:02:44.080 It's good.

01:02:44.440 You shouldn't.

01:02:45.060 Talk to PQ.

01:02:48.120 Here's what I want.

01:02:49.240 I want Dave Smith on TV.

01:02:51.920 I'm talking about Big Bone, exposing Big Bone.

01:02:55.300 Yes.

01:02:56.580 If you want to see America's next enemy, look no further than whoever's unburying the bones.

01:03:02.040 That's right.

01:03:02.740 Dave needs to go on TV and expose his huge bone.

01:03:06.040 That's what we're saying.

01:03:06.760 If Dave runs on that, I will donate the rest of my money to that cause.

01:03:14.380 I just feel like it can be like distracting to get into the nitty gritty of stuff.

01:03:22.320 You know, it's just a big apparatus.

01:03:23.660 Like we've been doing here for the last hour.

01:03:25.580 No, I mean, this is big picture stuff.

01:03:28.300 This is like we've taken an hour and we can just put the whole dinosaur thing to bed and

01:03:33.320 we're done.

01:03:34.900 Well, that's the whole concept.

01:03:35.920 I will join the Mises Caucus if they adopt an anti-Big Bone stance. 0.99

01:03:40.760 Dinosaurs.

01:03:41.160 We will be adding that as one of the planks.

01:03:50.120 And then there's going to be a wave of libertarians like resigning from the libertarian party like

01:03:54.700 because of the Big Bone plank.

01:03:57.200 Andy Craig's like, I'm out.

01:03:58.740 I will not participate in a party that is against Big Bone.

01:04:01.160 Andy Craig would love it if Big Bone.

01:04:03.000 You know what?

01:04:05.400 I'm back in.

01:04:06.400 I heard about the Big Bone thing.

01:04:10.280 The reason I'm interested in the LP is because the people that were taking over, I believe

01:04:17.560 in strongly.

01:04:18.140 That's like, that's the main reason.

01:04:19.480 Except for Todd.

01:04:21.540 He wasn't taking over. 1.00

01:04:23.060 He's the motherfucking treasurer. 1.00

01:04:24.240 Who gives a shit? 1.00

01:04:25.540 Oh, he counts the money. 1.00

01:04:26.800 No problem.

01:04:27.560 He counts those dollar bills in the drag queen's undies. 1.00

01:04:31.160 And then also, what you were talking about earlier, how we're talking big picture shit. 1.00

01:04:38.300 That's what I want the LP to be doing, is I want them to be talking big picture shit. 0.99

01:04:41.800 I don't want them to be talking about fucking milk toast, middle of the road. 0.99

01:04:47.100 We're going to take this and that. 0.99

01:04:48.060 I think I might have PTSD because I had Gary Johnson on my radio show. 0.98

01:04:52.980 And then he fucking gets William Weld, who literally. 0.97

01:04:58.200 Big Bone is neither right nor left. 0.98

01:04:59.500 Yeah, when they answer, they're like, hey, you just went on the VP, like, libertarian thing.

01:05:04.500 And you're just like, and I read the platform this morning and it's pretty good. 1.00

01:05:10.760 Fuck is this guy? 0.99

01:05:11.620 He wasn't even a good Republican. 1.00

01:05:13.440 I mean.

01:05:13.860 I will never forget when I heard Gary Johnson, like, the first interview I heard with him.

01:05:17.800 And then he was explaining how he learned about libertarianism.

01:05:20.100 He's like, well, I got a pamphlet from the Cato Institute and it was very convincing.

01:05:25.740 I was like, oh, this isn't, this isn't going to go well.

01:05:28.280 In the Rothbard days?

01:05:29.020 Like, maybe it was.

01:05:29.880 He's the only person.

01:05:31.040 No, in like 2013.

01:05:32.940 Has ever convinced to become a libertarian.

01:05:35.040 That's crazy.

01:05:35.540 I'm fiscally boned and socially pussed. 1.00

01:05:44.540 By the time I die, I'm going to take down fucking reason. 0.99

01:05:47.520 That was a, Cato comes in with a banger every once in a while. 0.99

01:05:51.540 And that is the one right there for this episode.

01:05:54.680 Wrap it.

01:05:55.260 Wrap the episode.

01:05:56.260 That's incredible.

01:05:58.000 Oklahoma City.

01:05:59.040 We did want to get in Oklahoma City, but I did also want to ask real quick about where

01:06:04.740 do you think like the drag time story hour, all the push for the culture, LGBT stuff, where

01:06:12.260 does that fall in to the conspiracy type of like this?

01:06:16.840 I think, I think they have to go that far to get soccer mom off the couch and they want 0.99

01:06:24.880 her to gin up a civil war and I'm not sure they want a hot war. 1.00

01:06:31.700 They might want secession because I feel like the future is, they've decided, I think this

01:06:36.800 is like a really very short time ago.

01:06:40.060 I think like the day that Putin was like, I'm dropping bombs now.

01:06:43.180 They were like, oh, okay.

01:06:44.140 So now we know which way we're going.

01:06:45.780 We're not going world government globalization.

01:06:47.700 We're going, shut it down.

01:06:49.880 And I think that they are going to, they would maybe be okay with secession because

01:06:56.860 cordoning people off, you know, it's containment.

01:07:00.860 So I think they just, they want to get that civil war.

01:07:03.260 They want to get mommy to like kind of veer towards control.

01:07:12.520 Like libertarianism, they don't want.

01:07:14.160 But they want, they want people fighting for control and the, and mommy needs control 1.00

01:07:19.980 now.

01:07:20.740 All right, Monica, another question.

01:07:22.100 What's your stance on the 19th amendment?

01:07:26.560 Jeez, the 19th.

01:07:28.480 We keeping it?

01:07:29.160 Didn't go far enough.

01:07:31.640 The 17th was women getting the vote, right? 1.00

01:07:34.580 Or is that the 19th?

01:07:35.780 The 17th was the Senate one.

01:07:37.220 I think that pretty much sums it up.

01:07:39.020 No, the 19th, are you talking about women with the vote?

01:07:41.220 Because I will tell you how base that is.

01:07:44.720 The greatest landslide in presidential history, Warren Harding, followed by the second biggest

01:07:52.100 landslide in presidential history, Calvin Coolidge, followed women getting the vote. 0.96

01:07:56.680 And those are my two favorites.

01:07:58.740 That is base, actually.

01:08:00.340 Yeah. 0.99

01:08:01.500 But what the fuck happened to women? 1.00

01:08:02.780 I think my entire anti-woman stance now. 1.00

01:08:04.900 No, no, no, no, no, no. 0.99

01:08:06.140 It really just makes me question what the fuck happened to women? 1.00

01:08:08.440 Because now all y'all do is bring us the worst presidents. 1.00

01:08:11.660 That's right.

01:08:11.940 I think that they realized women were vulnerable.

01:08:15.240 So they put them in. 1.00

01:08:15.980 I think it's because fucking men were fucking putting the pimp hat down and they were telling 1.00

01:08:20.140 their wives how to vote. 1.00

01:08:21.180 That's what I think.

01:08:22.040 Well, I don't know.

01:08:23.560 Maybe, but then what happened?

01:08:26.320 Warren G.

01:08:26.860 Why did they give me?

01:08:28.080 It's called cool hand Coolidge for a reason.

01:08:30.960 Dude, yeah.

01:08:31.460 Warren G. 0.99

01:08:32.160 Harding, that sounds like a fucking rapper or something. 0.99

01:08:34.900 That's why that guy. 1.00

01:08:35.900 He was assassinated.

01:08:36.440 He was assassinated.

01:08:37.200 Nobody knows that.

01:08:38.740 Really?

01:08:39.320 Regulators.

01:08:41.520 Wait, Warren G.

01:08:42.260 He was assassinated?

01:08:43.700 I think so.

01:08:44.600 After he was assassinated.

01:08:45.240 Oh my God.

01:08:45.600 So I think that.

01:08:46.840 He died in office and Coolidge shook over.

01:08:48.900 Yeah, like in bed in office.

01:08:50.120 And I remember, I always thought that.

01:08:53.320 And because he was, he prevented the depression from happening in the 20s.

01:08:58.000 So I, and he like took the government back from the CFR under Colonel Haas and Woodrow Wilson,

01:09:04.440 whatever.

01:09:05.540 But I then was reading some like old OSS manual and it was listing like quiet assassinations

01:09:12.380 and it had Warren Harding in there.

01:09:14.120 I was like, hey honey, what are you doing over there?

01:09:16.000 Just read in an OSS manual.

01:09:19.500 Oh, my husband.

01:09:20.800 Yeah.

01:09:21.160 He's just like, I thought I was marrying a cool chick.

01:09:25.220 So Mark, are you an OKC truther like most of us here?

01:09:29.520 Oh, I mean, yeah.

01:09:31.080 I mean, I don't know what specific theory, but I mean, it's, I am certainly of the, it's

01:09:35.780 not the official story variety, which I am with everything.

01:09:38.500 It's not some guy who was mad about Waco and so he bombed a huge building and destroyed

01:09:42.860 You guys know about that guy who was, that guy who was like investigating it and then they

01:09:46.980 found, he killed himself out in the desert with his like neck slit and three bullet holes

01:09:53.400 through his head or whatever.

01:09:54.340 Yeah, they ruled it a suicide and he had like slit wrists, a slit jugular and a bullet

01:09:59.500 hole and like three bullets in the back of his head.

01:10:01.520 Like, yeah, he really didn't want to live anymore.

01:10:04.400 Did he have a red scarf too?

01:10:06.800 Oh, no, no, buddy. 1.00

01:10:08.360 That's, that's next level shit. 1.00

01:10:09.920 All right, guys, go ahead. 0.99

01:10:10.720 Yeah, I was going to pretend to get that and laugh, but then no one else did.

01:10:14.520 So I just, who is it?

01:10:15.700 Nate Spade, Anthony Bourdain, who is it?

01:10:18.280 Who's the red scarf?

01:10:19.280 What are you talking about?

01:10:20.120 I need the red scarf.

01:10:21.660 I can just, just give me a thread.

01:10:23.020 Yeah, I mean, you know about the red scarf stuff, right?

01:10:26.380 It's like people that like hang themselves.

01:10:27.720 I don't.

01:10:28.420 That's what I thought you were talking about.

01:10:30.820 Was Bourdain with the red scarf?

01:10:32.580 Oh.

01:10:33.560 Bourdain, who's the other, she's not a model, but she has like a brand of clothes. 1.00

01:10:38.100 Red Scarf Society.

01:10:39.520 Kate Spade, right?

01:10:40.240 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:40.480 Kate Spade, yeah, that's right.

01:10:41.680 David Carradine?

01:10:42.320 Why are they using red scarves?

01:10:43.940 In excess?

01:10:45.320 I don't know.

01:10:45.620 Send a message.

01:10:46.360 David Carradine was also a red scarf?

01:10:48.860 No, I have no idea.

01:10:49.960 I'm just throwing out auto association guests.

01:10:51.680 She's just naming people that died that were finding.

01:10:54.080 Of auto asphyxiation.

01:10:55.360 Chris Cornell.

01:10:56.880 They're all red scarves.

01:10:57.860 Yeah, I think red scarf.

01:10:58.900 I think also the dude from Linkin Park.

01:11:00.920 Chester Bennington.

01:11:02.340 Well, Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell, the theory is that they were like investigating.

01:11:06.680 Exposing pedophiles.

01:11:07.580 Yeah, exactly.

01:11:08.320 You know, a lot of people actually believe.

01:11:11.040 Bourdain too, right?

01:11:11.440 Wasn't Bourdain's wife like calling out like a Me Too type stuff or something like that? 0.93

01:11:16.200 I have a theory about that.

01:11:16.800 Did Kurt Cobain use a red shotgun?

01:11:20.500 Red shotgun theory. 1.00

01:11:22.220 Chester Bennington's father was fucking Podesta. 0.99

01:11:27.220 Was John Podesta? 0.99

01:11:28.160 If you see photos of him side by side, it looks like it could be his dad.

01:11:34.480 That's a Mark theory right there.

01:11:35.920 If you like saying that somebody is, yeah, the son of somebody based on how they really

01:11:40.960 look exactly the same.

01:11:42.060 Chester Bennington looks exactly like John Podesta.

01:11:44.400 I'm a fan of those theories.

01:11:45.420 What about Bruno Mars' Michael Jackson's son?

01:11:50.600 I believe it.

01:11:51.440 Just look at it.

01:11:52.800 Just look at it.

01:11:53.800 Look at Michael Jackson at Bruno Mars' age of the same guy.

01:11:56.760 And also, Michael Jackson was supposedly associated with his mom.

01:12:00.340 So it's like the Trudeau thing where it's not completely crazy.

01:12:03.000 You're telling me that Michael Jackson got one of those little boys pregnant?

01:12:08.560 It is 2020.

01:12:09.820 That's what I'm telling you.

01:12:11.440 You bigot, of course he did.

01:12:15.420 No, I think Anthony Bourdain, is that what you're asking, Todd?

01:12:19.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:20.300 The Anthony Bourdain thing is he had the girlfriend who was a whistleblower on Weinstein, Weinstein,

01:12:26.040 whatever.

01:12:26.660 And he came out and was like a new guy.

01:12:30.660 He was like, oh yeah, hashtag me too.

01:12:34.800 And when he killed himself, I said, the only thing that's going to make me think that the

01:12:38.140 suicide is not suicide, because I try to like, what you see is what you get on the first

01:12:43.160 pass.

01:12:43.640 I'm always wrong when I do that, but you got to give it a first pass.

01:12:47.580 Then I said, is if his girlfriend's Argento, whatever her name was, if her story doesn't

01:12:53.900 hold up on the Weinstein thing, because if he found out the truth, he would come out with

01:12:57.400 it.

01:12:57.520 He's an honest guy.

01:12:58.260 He's proven that. 0.99

01:12:59.080 He fucking went to Palestine and called it Palestine. 0.99

01:13:02.060 So then it came out that she had had some sexual harassment lawsuit that she settled against 0.99

01:13:11.100 a young guy who was on a set with her.

01:13:14.560 And my thinking was, okay, well, that just opens a can of worms that her thing with Weinstein 1.00

01:13:19.440 was that she was paid off to do that.

01:13:21.880 And I think somebody to be a part of that story, and if he were ever to, and that was

01:13:26.000 my, that was my thing.

01:13:27.020 I was like, if there's something he might know about the Weinstein thing, then he's got to

01:13:30.860 go.

01:13:31.200 And there was somebody else in the Weinstein thing, Jill, who was the lawyer of an agent

01:13:35.580 or an agent or whatever of that first one, who was the one who made the initial complaints

01:13:42.820 against Weinstein.

01:13:44.740 What the hell is her name?

01:13:46.640 Anyway, so other people have died around the Weinstein thing is all I'm saying. 0.85

01:13:50.680 And I think that's fine.

01:13:51.700 Oh, yeah.

01:13:52.200 Yeah.

01:13:52.760 McGowan had slept with Weinstein and she went and called the agent or whatever.

01:13:58.660 So she called us the agent or the lawyer and the lawyer said, oh my gosh, that's awful.

01:14:04.300 And she said, well, I did it voluntarily.

01:14:06.020 She said, it doesn't matter. 1.00

01:14:06.920 That guy's a gross pig. 1.00

01:14:07.980 I'm running it up the flagpole, whatever. 0.99

01:14:09.440 And when she came out and said, but I did the best I could for Rose.

01:14:14.120 I'm sorry.

01:14:15.080 She suicided like the next day because she was telling the truth about the story.

01:14:18.940 Okay.

01:14:19.380 So Anthony Bourdain, something that always disturbed me about him, like ancillarily is

01:14:25.160 his relationship with Joe Rogan.

01:14:26.980 That's a word.

01:14:28.340 Ancillarily.

01:14:28.860 I just made it up.

01:14:29.840 I think it is.

01:14:32.720 What's the theory behind Joe Rogan?

01:14:34.900 I know this is like, you know, we don't want to touch this because Clint's trying to

01:14:38.460 get on the show, but what is going on with this guy?

01:14:41.120 Black hat, white hat.

01:14:42.020 What is he?

01:14:42.960 Well, what's wrong with just staying in your lane like Ron Paul?

01:14:47.220 Like, you know, I just feel like I don't know if Ron Paul's the limited hangout or if

01:14:51.620 he really thinks 9-11.

01:14:53.580 Whoa.

01:14:54.120 You know.

01:14:54.480 That's the first time I've heard that one.

01:14:56.100 I mean, right?

01:14:56.920 That would crush my soul.

01:14:58.100 If Ron Paul was any kind of hangout, it would crush my soul.

01:15:00.760 No, no.

01:15:01.320 I know.

01:15:01.840 Sorry.

01:15:02.380 It's like the Paul's mom.

01:15:03.620 Like Clint with the dinosaurs.

01:15:05.020 Like Clint with the dinosaurs.

01:15:06.100 No, I love Ron Paul.

01:15:07.700 I interviewed Ron Paul.

01:15:08.560 I love Ron Paul. 0.91

01:15:09.440 I have had sex dreams about Ron Paul. 0.84

01:15:11.400 I'm just saying. 0.98

01:15:13.120 We got a second clip.

01:15:14.300 We got a second clip.

01:15:16.220 Hour 15.

01:15:17.460 What?

01:15:18.360 Can we combine them together?

01:15:20.220 This is why I used to drive a truck.

01:15:21.600 I would love it if you didn't make that a clip.

01:15:24.660 No, that is the clip.

01:15:26.540 Oh, that's not a question.

01:15:27.700 I didn't make a show every morning and then I decided I can't. 0.99

01:15:30.300 I can't listen to the propaganda report every morning because you would fuck me up like 0.98

01:15:34.360 this in weird, different ways. 0.99

01:15:35.700 So I would. 0.99

01:15:36.240 They're Ron Paul sex dreams. 0.99

01:15:39.920 Hey, we've all had them. 0.99

01:15:41.400 All right. 0.96

01:15:41.820 Can this episode be titled Ron Paul sex dreams? 0.80

01:15:45.540 It'll be in the running. 0.96

01:15:47.080 See, I blame my husband.

01:15:49.460 I told you.

01:15:51.000 I told you 20 minutes. 0.99

01:15:52.540 For the Ron Paul sex dreams. 0.96

01:15:53.800 God. 1.00

01:15:55.020 Look, you blame your husband for you dreaming about fucking Ron Paul. 1.00

01:15:58.180 No. 1.00

01:15:58.600 I do too.

01:16:00.360 You know what?

01:16:01.060 I do too.

01:16:01.600 I would say it was an exaggeration. 0.79

01:16:04.180 I just hope you don't say Ron during sex. 0.93

01:16:06.500 Oh, Ron. 0.98

01:16:07.400 You just said Ron.

01:16:08.800 Have you seen Ron Paul swing a bat?

01:16:11.040 And the fed.

01:16:12.780 He hit some dingers for sure.

01:16:15.440 He's sexy.

01:16:16.280 Gotta love it.

01:16:18.000 Oh, I cannot believe that.

01:16:19.580 Let's get to OKC.

01:16:20.660 OKC. 0.99

01:16:20.960 Isn't he one thing about Ron Paul having sex? 0.99

01:16:23.360 That's just weird. 0.95

01:16:23.980 No, I just actually think that it's rude to him.

01:16:28.480 Like, that's the only reason that I would not want that to become an... 0.99

01:16:33.060 I am now imagining you fucking Ron Paul. 0.99

01:16:35.460 That's what's happening. 0.99

01:16:35.920 Yeah, I didn't really do that.

01:16:37.300 I didn't really have that dream.

01:16:38.720 We were in the back of a limo together and nothing happened.

01:16:41.060 By the way, Ron Paul...

01:16:42.920 We were just talking.

01:16:45.960 ...than anyone, so...

01:16:48.800 We just talked until 5 a.m.

01:16:50.700 Nothing happened.

01:16:51.240 It wasn't sex.

01:16:52.100 He was giving me advice.

01:16:59.680 I do want to get...

01:17:00.740 Oklahoma City.

01:17:01.500 Ron Paul did OKC.

01:17:03.020 Done.

01:17:03.820 Oh, there we go.

01:17:06.900 Now he's based again.

01:17:08.120 Like, it's amazing.

01:17:09.140 I know nothing about OKC, so please, somebody tell me.

01:17:12.440 I'm probably one of the...

01:17:13.780 Well, some pastors are old enough to probably have remembered that happening.

01:17:17.500 But I remember it happening.

01:17:18.280 And I think it was, like, my first 9-11, I guess.

01:17:21.460 It was, like, the first thing I saw on TV that was, like, shocking to me, but was real,

01:17:26.900 not just, like, a movie or something.

01:17:28.320 So it definitely had this, like, psychological effect on me.

01:17:30.780 And it was probably only, like, 10 years later when...

01:17:33.100 I don't even know when I saw one of these Oklahoma City documentaries.

01:17:36.000 And I was like...

01:17:36.740 It was actually, like, one of the things that started getting me down the conspiracy rabbit

01:17:39.780 hole was, like...

01:17:41.240 I don't even know which one I saw.

01:17:42.180 There's a number of them out there.

01:17:43.280 But one of these...

01:17:44.220 OK, I think I saw it in, like, public access.

01:17:45.860 Like, I stumbled on TV somehow, this thing about Oklahoma City.

01:17:48.580 And it was just...

01:17:49.580 I don't remember the details. 0.99

01:17:51.320 I just remember being like, oh, this is bullshit.

01:17:53.980 And then it's kind of filtered how I've seen every one of these events since then. 0.97

01:17:57.680 Because there's always that, like...

01:17:58.780 OK, so what's the thing that really happened?

01:18:00.480 Because...

01:18:01.180 And then the whole weird thing with Timothy McVeigh and the FBI and their involvement in the

01:18:04.860 whole thing.

01:18:05.360 It's just...

01:18:05.800 Once you go down that rabbit hole, and it's very much unlike the stuff we were talking about

01:18:09.580 at the beginning of the show, the big bone and then the moon and the Asians and all those 1.00

01:18:12.920 things, it's very verifiable, oh, my God, this is absolutely bullshit kind of stuff 0.99

01:18:17.820 when you look into it, even on the surface. 0.97

01:18:19.500 What's weird about it, actually, the first thing I remember as a kid was Waco.

01:18:24.920 Like, that was the first...

01:18:26.160 That was the first big crisis.

01:18:27.900 Yeah.

01:18:28.500 Because that's the...

01:18:30.080 That was the alleged reason that McVeigh did this.

01:18:32.520 Right, right, right.

01:18:33.320 It was later on the anniversary of Waco.

01:18:35.000 Exactly, yeah.

01:18:35.460 Yeah, exactly two years prior.

01:18:36.820 I think he was very upset about Ruby Ridge and Waco.

01:18:39.140 Waco, yeah, right. 1.00

01:18:40.040 I was a little too young for Ruby Ridge to have struck me, but the fucking... 1.00

01:18:43.700 The kids at Waco definitely fucked me up. 1.00

01:18:46.280 They really emphasized the kids in that, too. 0.99

01:18:48.420 Like, he kept hearing about the 60 kids in the daycare center, all this, and like...

01:18:53.600 Yeah.

01:18:54.340 Do people really send their kids to daycare in the...

01:18:56.560 Yeah.

01:18:57.480 Is that a real thing?

01:18:58.520 Oh, you're talking...

01:18:59.320 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:19:00.020 Oklahoma City, yeah. 0.96

01:19:01.060 The kids in Waco, because that really fucked me up. 0.93

01:19:03.260 Oh, yeah. 0.96

01:19:03.640 Well, yeah.

01:19:03.880 And they killed the Oklahoma City kids, too.

01:19:06.460 Yeah.

01:19:06.660 Yeah, well, and I think that's why they said that McVeigh didn't care, because he was like, 1.00

01:19:11.020 you kill our kids, I'm going to kill the fucking... 1.00

01:19:13.380 Because I guess it was the FBI building, right? 1.00

01:19:15.620 So it was like, his theory was that these were going to be the children of FBI.

01:19:19.020 You killed the Waco kids, so this is the result, basically. 0.76

01:19:22.100 Right, something like that, yeah.

01:19:23.360 I didn't know that.

01:19:24.220 Which is super dark, but that's...

01:19:26.700 I mean, that's the nature of terrorism.

01:19:28.260 And that's the thing that also makes the official narrative so compelling, because it's like,

01:19:33.180 well, if this is all true, this is exactly what terrorists do, and they try and target

01:19:39.640 exactly what you've taken from him in his worldview.

01:19:43.420 So, I don't know, man.

01:19:44.780 It's dark.

01:19:45.400 And also...

01:19:46.180 Go ahead.

01:19:48.660 No, honestly, I don't have much more than that.

01:19:51.600 I remember in OKC, there was like the first...

01:19:54.560 Before McVeigh, there was like a second bomber, or there was like a...

01:19:59.000 The John Doe guy?

01:19:59.780 Yeah, the John Doe, who was like supposedly an Arab man, or Iraqi, or something like that,

01:20:04.200 that just like some with similar things, like similar events like this, there's the original

01:20:09.180 guy you hear about, and then suddenly, we never hear about that guy again.

01:20:12.080 And then they've moved on to this other guy.

01:20:13.740 So it was like...

01:20:14.400 I definitely remember that.

01:20:15.440 There was all these John Doe things, and he was very described as a, you know, very specifically

01:20:19.360 like an Arab individual, and then suddenly you just heard about McVeigh once they arrested 0.96

01:20:24.360 him, and then you never heard about this other guy again.

01:20:27.240 Well, they did arrest at least one other guy.

01:20:29.940 Trinidad?

01:20:30.800 Yeah, the...

01:20:32.700 Yeah.

01:20:33.960 There's one other guy.

01:20:34.540 Didn't two guys get arrested too, though?

01:20:36.000 Like, there was...

01:20:36.380 They actually went to jail.

01:20:37.320 Oh, yeah, Nichols.

01:20:38.960 Yeah, Nichols.

01:20:39.720 Yeah, Nichols.

01:20:39.760 He was the guy that I think was very FBI.

01:20:43.000 Very glowy.

01:20:44.460 But also, the people who were investigating, I think Brett Kavanaugh was in on the investigation.

01:20:48.740 I know.

01:20:49.140 There's guys everywhere.

01:20:50.060 My God.

01:20:50.440 Yeah, no, I know Merrick Garland was, and the first guy they put up to be ATF chair was

01:20:56.900 a guy.

01:20:57.900 It's crazy how these same names just keep propping up no matter what side of the aisle they're

01:21:02.000 on.

01:21:02.040 Now, also, didn't the...

01:21:04.260 They didn't do any gun control, the gun ban of whatever, 1990, the one that Clinton did

01:21:11.560 happened after OKC bombing.

01:21:13.420 It didn't happen after Waco.

01:21:14.540 They waited until the bombing.

01:21:16.540 And then that's whenever they did the assault weapons ban.

01:21:20.420 And that's when Biden wrote the USA Patriot Act.

01:21:23.260 No.

01:21:23.860 Oh, really?

01:21:25.940 Yeah.

01:21:26.220 It was...

01:21:26.520 Because it was right after...

01:21:27.320 I remember it was...

01:21:28.080 Or the crime.

01:21:28.640 You mean the crime bill?

01:21:29.260 Right after Oklahoma...

01:21:29.880 After they bombed someplace, they were like, all right, AR-50... 1.00

01:21:33.280 Or, like, assault weapons, get those out of here.

01:21:36.200 No, I think it's assault weapons.

01:21:37.400 Truck bombs.

01:21:38.080 We got to ban assault weapons now.

01:21:39.860 Assault weapons, I thought, was between Waco and OKC.

01:21:42.780 No, it was after OKC bombing.

01:21:45.040 That was when they did it.

01:21:46.200 Because wasn't OKC 93?

01:21:48.520 No, it was 95.

01:21:50.420 Oh, OK.

01:21:50.880 Then it was...

01:21:51.380 93 was the first World Trade Center.

01:21:53.100 Then the assault rifles were 94, I think.

01:21:56.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:21:57.280 What do you think of the blind sheik, Monica? 1.00

01:22:00.480 What do you think of the blind sheik? 1.00

01:22:02.040 The red sheik. 0.84

01:22:02.620 Jesus.

01:22:03.540 CIA agent.

01:22:05.180 Yeah.

01:22:05.740 They let him run madrasses like those schools...

01:22:09.800 Like the most obvious agent.

01:22:10.820 ...out of North Africa from prison.

01:22:13.220 Hmm. 0.99

01:22:14.240 Can we just fucking unplug? 0.96

01:22:16.160 I thought you were talking about the guys from the Mandalay Bay. 0.98

01:22:19.440 I thought you were talking about the guys from that.

01:22:21.080 Oh, no, no.

01:22:21.100 Jeez. 0.99

01:22:21.880 Can we just play the fucking Jinx video? 0.99

01:22:23.720 Because none of us know shit about OKC, but Jinx has it down. 0.99

01:22:26.400 It got taken down, I guess.

01:22:27.880 Yeah, it's gone.

01:22:28.980 Yeah.

01:22:29.540 Is he actually new?

01:22:30.480 That's the Jinx video.

01:22:31.540 Yeah.

01:22:32.220 Jinx is like the... 0.71

01:22:33.160 It's Crack Connoisseur. 0.99

01:22:34.980 It's the greatest Twitter fucking follow on the planet. 0.99

01:22:36.640 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:22:37.080 I know his Twitter.

01:22:38.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:22:39.840 He got newt.

01:22:41.260 Yeah, he got newt.

01:22:41.680 Dude, that is tragic.

01:22:42.900 I love that guy.

01:22:43.980 Dude, I want to circle back to what he talked about in that video,

01:22:46.400 that was the Terrence Yeeke part of this.

01:22:50.360 Yeah, so he was the first FBI agent...

01:22:53.020 Or not FBI agent, but cop on scene, that he went into where the nursery or whatever, the daycare was,

01:23:00.660 and he saw something.

01:23:02.300 He never told his wife what it was, but he goes home and he grabs a camera to go back there,

01:23:07.100 and by the time he gets back there, they have already corned it off, 0.98

01:23:10.840 and they won't let him back in to take photos of whatever the fuck he thought. 0.94

01:23:13.360 But then he tells his wife something to the effect of, like, the official story is not what I saw. 0.97

01:23:19.620 Like, there's something off. 1.00

01:23:21.260 He then tells her that he's being followed by agents and, like, a bunch of crazy shit. 1.00

01:23:26.900 Like, it all adds up to, like, this dude was fucking executed by the government. 1.00

01:23:30.560 Like, I have no doubt about it. 0.99

01:23:31.660 Oh, yeah, he turned up dead, and I think...

01:23:33.560 Yeah, that's the guy that was, like, dead in the desert, yeah.

01:23:36.840 Yeah, he was dead.

01:23:37.760 I think he was, they found his body somewhere near some, like, storage facility or something

01:23:43.340 where he was maybe storing some information that he had or something like that, 0.95

01:23:47.680 if I remember correctly, but he was found with all this different shit having been done to him. 0.98

01:23:52.800 Like, slit wrists. 0.97

01:23:54.200 He was, like, bruised all over, like, throat slit, three shots in the back.

01:23:57.600 Like, clearly he killed himself.

01:23:59.300 Yeah.

01:23:59.980 And by the way...

01:24:00.860 He crawled, like, a bunch of feet, like, a long way.

01:24:04.100 And by the way, he is a big boy.

01:24:06.900 Like, this is a huge man. 0.99

01:24:08.920 So, for him to have been dragged through a field for, like, a mile or whatever the fuck 0.68

01:24:12.400 it was, was, like, he was dealing with probably five guys, you know?

01:24:17.640 What do you guys make of this? 0.98

01:24:19.640 So, like, back in the day, or at least, what, 20 years ago, when you did some shit that undermined 0.99

01:24:24.240 the government, they just took you out in the field and killed you. 0.98

01:24:26.600 But now you've got, like, Peter McCullough undermining him on, you know, Joe Rogan's podcast,

01:24:32.360 and he's just fine.

01:24:33.560 Like, he completely, in my opinion, him and the other dude, like, they destroyed this

01:24:38.600 narrative that's, like, a global cult propaganda outlet to change the entire world.

01:24:43.960 And they're just, like, eh, let him go on a podcast.

01:24:45.800 I'm going to call it limited hangout on those guys.

01:24:48.280 Yeah, well, it's possibly that.

01:24:50.060 It also depends what information you're conveying and what platforms you're conveying it on.

01:24:55.080 Because if you get yourself to be high enough profile, it gets harder to take you out. 0.92

01:25:00.380 Because, like, you know, the conspiracy theorist world would go fucking bonkers if they were 0.74

01:25:04.480 to take out, like, McCullough or one of these guys. 0.99

01:25:06.000 They can go plane crash.

01:25:06.600 They can always go plane crash.

01:25:08.040 They also care about the, yeah, the narrowness of who they're reaching.

01:25:13.480 Yeah.

01:25:14.020 So, if McCullough went on Fox News, then I would be like, oh, wow.

01:25:18.280 He did.

01:25:18.840 He was on Tucker Carlson.

01:25:19.680 Oh, did he?

01:25:20.040 He was writing a book.

01:25:20.900 Yeah.

01:25:21.400 That's why it's still widespread.

01:25:22.940 And also, Joe Rowan gets more than Fox News does.

01:25:25.240 I mean, he gets.

01:25:26.220 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:25:26.880 He gets him out.

01:25:27.220 No, the other guy.

01:25:28.200 I don't know about McCullough.

01:25:29.340 I just assume that anyone who gets that kind of coverage is being allowed to get that

01:25:34.840 kind of coverage.

01:25:36.360 But.

01:25:36.600 What about RFK Jr.?

01:25:38.180 Malone, I think, is.

01:25:40.720 I'm inclined to believe RFK Jr., but that's just a personal.

01:25:43.720 I can't back it up.

01:25:44.620 I don't think that instinct.

01:25:46.360 You know, a couple of people.

01:25:47.180 I can't find anything wrong with him, but a couple of like any.

01:25:49.980 I can't point to anything he said.

01:25:51.260 A couple of people have.

01:25:53.140 I can't understand anything.

01:25:54.240 I think he actually sees have the system what did to his family.

01:25:57.440 And and he seems actually legit about vaccines to me.

01:26:01.060 But I I'm willing to.

01:26:02.980 You know, I'm willing to.

01:26:04.000 I don't know.

01:26:05.340 I would leave.

01:26:06.240 I would leave.

01:26:06.840 No, RFK Jr.

01:26:07.880 RFK.

01:26:08.360 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:08.840 They've they've already like disrepute.

01:26:10.860 They've they've fucked up his reputation so much.

01:26:12.860 RFK could be so much more successful if he was just being a regular. 0.99

01:26:15.980 You know, he could be the fucking president if he had wanted to be. 0.99

01:26:18.380 You know, he's doing this whole thing. 0.99

01:26:20.460 I have a book on my shelf, like RFK Jr.

01:26:23.080 Like what went wrong.

01:26:24.200 But it's from like 20 years ago.

01:26:26.240 Yeah.

01:26:26.580 Plus, JFK Jr. died in that plane crash.

01:26:28.740 Like, I think he's he's maybe seen his whole.

01:26:31.000 But then again, then I don't know.

01:26:32.840 Maybe.

01:26:33.060 He's I like a joke of like, at least at least for like presence.

01:26:37.920 He talks about like he thinks like whenever you get president, they'll just like come in and they'll be like, all right, we're going to show you these things that, you know, that are like, oh, that was a Bill Hicks joke.

01:26:47.740 That's I was going to say, that's the Bill Hicks joke that Joe Rogan was friends with Bill Hicks and Alex Jones.

01:26:55.260 And then the whole thing of like, OK, now, if you do anything, here's the unseen tapes of like the JFK assassination.

01:27:02.460 Yeah, that was a Bill Hicks.

01:27:03.700 We're going to do that.

01:27:04.360 Yeah.

01:27:05.060 Yeah.

01:27:05.260 You know, and I kids are too young for that.

01:27:07.900 I was like, they just bring you into the Oval Office and they show you the Zapruder films.

01:27:11.460 And that's that. 0.98

01:27:12.860 The reason I believe RFK Jr. is because his entire family has been fucking executed by the government, like as far as I'm concerned. 0.98

01:27:21.520 So it just can make it go either way. 0.97

01:27:23.600 He doesn't work for them, you know, but I'm inclined to believe him too.

01:27:27.840 The reason I believe him is because he has seen all of that. 0.99

01:27:31.520 His fucking uncle, his dad, his father, like everybody's been executed. 0.99

01:27:35.700 And his his thing is to talk about the one thing you're not allowed to talk about, which is vaccines. 1.00

01:27:40.920 And I think the reason that they don't execute him is because they have already done such a damn good job of making anybody who's a truther on vaccines, you know, third rail persona, non grata, marginalized, that they're just like, whatever, dude, let this guy fucking talk into the wind.

01:27:54.900 But and they won't be like they won't rank his they won't put his book on the New York Times bestseller list, even though it's like the number one book in the in the country.

01:28:02.040 I just think that I think that tells me that he's the real deal personally.

01:28:05.260 I'm inclined to think that to garden, though.

01:28:07.580 They have to have a walled garden. 0.97

01:28:09.040 They have to have 20 percent of the people are never getting are never believing the bullshit ever on anything. 0.94

01:28:15.640 And they just have to have those people in a place that's robust. 0.91

01:28:20.000 Let me ask you guys. 1.00

01:28:21.300 I was watching a show the other day and like a infomercial came up about the vaccines and it's like they're still pushing this shit. 1.00

01:28:27.460 And I have some guy in a in a fucking doctor suit. 1.00

01:28:30.020 And he's like, well, we need to get our booster shot. 0.99

01:28:31.680 And I'm like, are people and do you think people are really still buying into this?

01:28:36.360 Because I am like I am not even paying attention to it.

01:28:38.960 Some maybe not even.

01:28:40.460 Oh, dude, there's there's 50 million people in this country that are probably going to get booster shots for the rest of their lives.

01:28:47.020 Like, I really believe three months.

01:28:49.040 Yeah, like every well, at least every six months. 1.00

01:28:51.160 But I think that they will fucking absolutely be boosting up until their fucking immune system shuts the fuck down. 0.99

01:28:56.280 What about the microcoagulants? 0.99

01:28:58.320 What about the strokes and the heart attacks?

01:29:00.160 What about they're literally talking about SADS?

01:29:02.960 SADS!

01:29:03.420 I know!

01:29:03.880 Oh, my gosh!

01:29:04.520 I had to do a deep dive on that!

01:29:06.260 Oh, my gosh!

01:29:07.800 And they're just like, this is spontaneous combustion!

01:29:10.020 Even SIDS was made up to cover up vaccine stuff.

01:29:13.180 So, of course, I believe SADS is.

01:29:15.580 They really look at me and go, this is mysterious.

01:29:18.840 We have no clue how many people are dying.

01:29:21.500 Yeah.

01:29:22.240 We have SIDS and SADS.

01:29:23.120 We have to start calling all of these unexplained deaths spontaneous combustion.

01:29:27.900 Listen.

01:29:29.120 There used to be a thing like spontaneous combustion.

01:29:31.500 Yeah, what happened to that?

01:29:32.720 That was a thing for a while.

01:29:33.720 No, let's just.

01:29:34.380 It's all just spontaneous combustion.

01:29:36.200 I remember when I was a kid.

01:29:37.740 SADS.

01:29:38.260 They talked about that all the time when I was a kid.

01:29:41.240 All the time.

01:29:41.980 They were just like, yeah.

01:29:42.460 Remember acid rain?

01:29:43.120 Remember acid rain?

01:29:44.700 Yeah.

01:29:45.480 That was like the, like...

01:29:46.680 Remember when the rain was way too young for any of us?

01:29:49.120 And then it just didn't anymore?

01:29:51.320 No.

01:29:51.940 What about the ozone layer while we're just bringing up old stuff?

01:29:55.400 No.

01:29:55.780 Isn't that a problem?

01:29:56.580 What about when they...

01:29:57.080 And then we all stopped spraying things and it was fine.

01:30:00.280 Remember when they actually were worried about global cooling?

01:30:02.240 We turned down our AC.

01:30:03.280 They thought the next ice age was coming.

01:30:05.540 Yeah, definitely.

01:30:07.100 This all goes next to the core.

01:30:07.980 It goes right to global warming right after that.

01:30:10.260 We should be so lucky we could global warm. 0.99

01:30:13.680 And ice age would be a fucking problem. 0.99

01:30:15.860 We'd be... 0.99

01:30:16.020 I remember watching...

01:30:16.980 I remember watching...

01:30:17.840 It was like a PBS documentary.

01:30:19.980 And they were like talking about climate change.

01:30:22.040 And I don't think it was...

01:30:22.800 This was back in like 2008, I want to believe.

01:30:24.920 So I was young.

01:30:25.620 But I still vividly remember it.

01:30:27.620 About like there was some scientists and they would show like...

01:30:32.640 They showed like the Sahara Desert and they were like global warming.

01:30:35.400 And they went to like somewhere else.

01:30:37.260 I can't remember exactly where it was at.

01:30:38.720 And they were like, well, this shows global cooling because the rain isn't...

01:30:43.320 Like the water isn't evaporating.

01:30:44.800 And so like it's all staying down here.

01:30:47.200 Which is...

01:30:47.880 And they're like, that's way worse.

01:30:49.380 Because like then there's no cycle.

01:30:52.140 Like global cooling is way worse than global warming.

01:30:54.960 Like it's...

01:30:55.960 It was...

01:30:56.260 White earth.

01:30:57.400 Yeah.

01:30:57.840 Wasn't that the reason...

01:30:58.740 You can grow vegetables in hot weather.

01:31:00.620 You can't grow them in ice.

01:31:02.240 Yeah.

01:31:02.540 There's no problem with hot.

01:31:04.080 Isn't the reason that scientists say that dinosaurs were so big is because carbon levels

01:31:09.620 were way higher?

01:31:11.620 Am I right?

01:31:11.840 Yeah.

01:31:11.980 Way higher carbon levels is so much better for the earth.

01:31:14.820 Like you've got green forests. 0.99

01:31:16.880 Like we all be fucking... 0.99

01:31:17.600 If we have global warming, we can get dinosaurs back? 0.99

01:31:20.660 Is that what we're saying here?

01:31:21.900 No. 0.99

01:31:22.300 I'm saying we would all be fucking... 0.99

01:31:23.720 Dumbo in the ocean. 0.99

01:31:24.960 And raise the carbon.

01:31:26.280 And I think we'll be good.

01:31:28.180 Everybody gets SUVs right now.

01:31:30.500 Operation Dumbo drop.

01:31:31.920 The old ones.

01:31:32.720 The old H1s. 0.97

01:31:33.900 The whole Hummer H1s. 0.98

01:31:35.320 That's what everybody gets one.

01:31:36.380 We all just drop that out.

01:31:37.020 I'm telling you guys. 0.99

01:31:37.960 If we have to fucking rob a bank. 0.99

01:31:40.480 For the culmination of Conspiracy Month, we are dropping a motherfucking elephant in the 1.00

01:31:46.460 ocean. 0.98

01:31:47.600 So I wanted to...

01:31:49.100 One more thing that...

01:31:50.020 Yeah.

01:31:50.140 I was going to mention.

01:31:50.880 I forgot about...

01:31:51.860 So to wrap up with the OKC...

01:31:53.140 I just did this.

01:31:53.900 The OKC thing real quick.

01:31:56.340 The Yankee thing. 0.91

01:31:57.620 I'm out too.

01:31:58.320 The dead soldier.

01:31:59.720 What the theory is that that Yankee guy knew about that he got killed over was that he

01:32:06.520 knew that the OKC thing was an inside job and that the Clinton administration had a bunch

01:32:12.540 of infiltrators that were infiltrating, I guess, whatever the equivalent of the alt-right movement.

01:32:19.660 Militia movement.

01:32:20.660 Yeah.

01:32:20.900 Back then.

01:32:21.420 Yeah.

01:32:21.580 The militia movement.

01:32:22.660 Sure.

01:32:23.720 Infiltrating that and then pulling off things like the OKC bombing and attributing it to those

01:32:30.260 people.

01:32:30.740 And that's what was going on.

01:32:31.940 But what did he actually see?

01:32:34.280 Do we know?

01:32:36.400 That I'm not sure.

01:32:37.840 OK.

01:32:38.120 No, because they killed him.

01:32:39.060 So we can't find out.

01:32:40.160 Yeah.

01:32:40.420 I mean, that's the sad part.

01:32:41.500 It's like...

01:32:42.080 It's so frustrating that we have, you know, this entire industry that's called investigative

01:32:46.760 reporting. 0.91

01:32:47.280 And like, we don't ever fucking get any truth. 0.97

01:32:49.260 And like, the one guy that tells us a hell of a lot of truth, Julian Assange, gets fucking 0.98

01:32:53.580 persecuted to death. 0.97

01:32:55.100 I mean, it's...

01:32:55.540 We have...

01:32:55.920 I think he's fake.

01:32:56.860 Did he die yet?

01:32:57.880 Or is he just the...

01:32:59.160 No, he's alive.

01:32:59.920 I don't know.

01:33:00.080 He's the Assange status.

01:33:01.040 I just can't remember the last time I heard about Assange.

01:33:03.140 I don't even know.

01:33:03.840 Would they tell us?

01:33:04.760 He was in jail.

01:33:05.740 And was he ever tarred?

01:33:06.580 Like, he's not been on a trial.

01:33:08.360 I think if Julian Assange didn't exist, they'd have to invent him.

01:33:13.240 You think he's concocted?

01:33:16.000 I think he's a honeypot.

01:33:17.680 I'm like, I've lived into it.

01:33:18.920 I've listened to enough Monica Perez that I can believe anyone's concocted at this point.

01:33:23.460 Well, I know Monica Perez. 1.00

01:33:24.080 I'm sorry, but...

01:33:24.700 Including Monica Perez! 0.98

01:33:25.560 Because he doesn't just dump it.

01:33:27.080 It's like Cryptagon or Crypto, whatever.

01:33:30.020 He had a...

01:33:30.720 There was somebody first.

01:33:31.180 What if Monica Perez is a limited hangout? 1.00

01:33:33.480 Yeah, that's what you mean.

01:33:34.700 Of course.

01:33:35.280 What else are you going to say?

01:33:36.320 It's the only defense.

01:33:36.980 You're the best limited hangout.

01:33:38.640 What do you guys call that lady from Georgia, the one that looks like Cruella DeVille? 0.99

01:33:42.900 Stacey Abrams?

01:33:44.120 Oh, yeah, she is.

01:33:44.940 No, Stacey Abrams is the opposite of Cruella DeVille. 0.92

01:33:47.040 No, no, who's the fat one from Little Mermaid?

01:33:50.380 Whatever her name is.

01:33:51.580 Ursula.

01:33:52.140 Ursula?

01:33:52.660 Ursula.

01:33:53.420 Yes.

01:33:54.020 You call her something.

01:33:56.220 Me?

01:33:56.860 You call her.

01:33:57.460 Yeah, you and Binkley.

01:33:58.760 You're constantly calling...

01:33:59.920 You're definitely talking about Stacey Abrams, right?

01:34:01.720 Yeah, Stacey Abrams.

01:34:02.700 That, like, she's a created something.

01:34:04.380 Oh, she's a created person. 0.74

01:34:04.980 Limited hangout.

01:34:05.920 Or created person.

01:34:06.700 She's a created person. 1.00

01:34:07.620 I call her a fucking lunar eclipse, because she flies. 1.00

01:34:12.240 It feels a little racist, but I'm not sure. 1.00

01:34:15.560 And she's a created person.

01:34:17.160 She's a land whale. 1.00

01:34:17.700 Like AOC.

01:34:19.100 That's such a good term.

01:34:20.320 But yeah, Assange might be that, because the guy who existed before him, what he would

01:34:25.280 do is, you would dump all your whistleblower stuff straight onto the internet, and it was

01:34:30.560 open.

01:34:31.580 Assange makes you give it to him, and then you sign a nondisclosure with him, and he

01:34:36.420 owns it, and you can't give it to anybody, and he doesn't release everything.

01:34:39.580 Is that how Assange wrote it?

01:34:41.160 That's what I've read.

01:34:42.300 I mean, what the hell do I know?

01:34:43.420 But all I can do is open source journalism, and that's the way it is, and what has really

01:34:48.700 ever come of it from him?

01:34:50.560 And I feel like if you didn't, the CIA has to have that function, and it has to be the

01:34:56.800 first stop.

01:34:58.280 So he's the first stop, and he functions that way.

01:35:01.960 So why would you punish him publicly?

01:35:06.400 I'm not sure.

01:35:08.100 Maybe he's eating caviar while growing the beard and looking raggedy.

01:35:10.840 He's like Edward Snowden.

01:35:12.200 Edward Snowden always has the same exact look.

01:35:15.140 So if he ever wants to do anything, all he has to do is change his look a little bit,

01:35:18.540 because he always has that one look.

01:35:20.640 You really don't know any other, because I think he's fake too.

01:35:23.160 Yeah, I think you're right about that.

01:35:25.500 Because of my hand on Logan, it was like...

01:35:28.500 Monica's research and podcast on Snowden was almost the entire basis when I did the debate

01:35:32.960 with Eric Brakey about Edward Snowden, and that was basically my argument that I'm just

01:35:37.660 a little skeptical for a bunch of different reasons, mostly that I stole from Monica.

01:35:40.780 Well, what about the fact that...

01:35:41.780 I'm skeptical just because he's alive, but...

01:35:43.860 Yeah, exactly.

01:35:45.200 There's a lot of reasons.

01:35:46.300 Because he worked in the NSA.

01:35:49.280 That's why I'm...

01:35:50.320 Well, yeah, like, reason number one.

01:35:52.400 I realized it a week after he...

01:35:53.660 He was a part of the monster.

01:35:55.620 Like, what are you...

01:35:56.240 It was one weekend, and I was like, this guy's fake, and there were...

01:35:59.860 And you could just watch it unfold, as fake as it was, and then I said, look...

01:36:03.420 I mean, it was on CNN.

01:36:04.760 Like, what more do you need to know?

01:36:07.100 Yeah.

01:36:07.220 And he's...

01:36:07.780 Whereas Peter...

01:36:08.520 You know, maybe Peter McCullough is, but you don't...

01:36:10.300 He's just not dominating the 24-7 news cycle.

01:36:12.800 And I said, look, this is what will happen in two years.

01:36:15.020 All the stuff he said was illegal will just be illegal.

01:36:17.560 And that's what they did.

01:36:18.340 The USA Freedom Act.

01:36:19.500 Yeah.

01:36:19.720 And by the way, at the LP convention...

01:36:23.160 And the Panopkinicon only works if everyone knows they're watching. 0.76

01:36:26.720 At the LP convention, Nick Sarwark intentionally scheduled a virtual breakfast with Edward Snowden

01:36:32.780 to try to draw people away from the Tom Woods breakfast.

01:36:35.400 Why didn't Sarwark have scheduling power still in 2020?

01:36:38.260 I have no idea, but that's what happened.

01:36:39.720 That's the bigger question.

01:36:40.960 A guy asked, does that mean the deep state wanted those anti-dem docks to leak and have Trump be president?

01:36:47.300 Oh, I assume.

01:36:48.880 Yeah.

01:36:49.140 I mean, look what they're doing.

01:36:50.740 Trump hijacked the Ron Paul movement.

01:36:53.740 That's what Trump did.

01:36:54.920 Trump hijacked the Ron Paul movement, made...

01:36:58.420 Created all this conflict, distracted us completely.

01:37:00.780 We are not in a better position at the end of four years of Trump.

01:37:04.080 And that's what I said the day he was elected.

01:37:06.040 Yeah.

01:37:06.600 They were definitely right about that.

01:37:09.060 Some good movements.

01:37:10.100 And then if their end goal is to divide and to separate, they got the best division that they could from one guy.

01:37:19.400 Without...

01:37:20.320 They brought identity politics to the right, which they've been trying to do for 40 years, and they didn't do it.

01:37:25.360 And now you've got the right bullshitting about that instead of the ideology.

01:37:31.480 Our right used to quote the Constitution.

01:37:34.380 After he was elected, I had a caller say to me, when I quoted the Constitution, that I was quibbling about semantics.

01:37:41.280 That's what he did.

01:37:42.840 Jesus.

01:37:43.700 That's a... 1.00

01:37:44.360 Holy shit. 1.00

01:37:45.920 Damn. 1.00

01:37:46.180 It's funny how he went from ridiculous to the serious instead of the other way around. 0.99

01:37:50.000 I'm sorry. 0.52

01:37:50.600 I do that.

01:37:51.420 I started that. 0.91

01:37:52.020 I'm a big bone and big puss, and we end with like...

01:37:54.560 And I'm past it.

01:37:56.040 I'm so worried. 0.69

01:37:56.380 I'm going to drag us back to the ridiculous, or maybe it's not ridiculous. 0.60

01:37:59.640 Please, please. 0.71

01:37:59.820 We're going to find out.

01:38:00.620 But I was on Tinfoil Hat with Sam Tripoli today, and he gave me hard pushback about nuclear weapons.

01:38:08.120 He is convinced that they're fake.

01:38:10.300 Oh, I think I've been getting on that.

01:38:12.280 But I'm also really close with you, too.

01:38:16.760 I'm wiki-ed that recently.

01:38:18.840 Let me give my position, and then you guys tell me why I'm wrong.

01:38:22.540 Wait.

01:38:23.000 Did he get your name right?

01:38:24.860 Yeah, yeah.

01:38:25.500 Totally.

01:38:25.880 Okay.

01:38:26.200 All right.

01:38:26.520 That's good.

01:38:27.020 How did people get it wrong?

01:38:28.600 And he got your name right, and he said...

01:38:30.100 Name off the N.

01:38:31.800 Rint Puzzle?

01:38:32.760 Yeah, exactly.

01:38:34.140 Rint Puzzle.

01:38:35.740 Rint Puzzle.

01:38:36.540 So, I'm talking about how we're on track for a potential nuclear war with either China

01:38:43.540 or Russia, and he goes, oh, don't worry about that.

01:38:45.560 Nukes aren't real.

01:38:48.080 I was like...

01:38:48.640 It's my version of hopium.

01:38:50.220 It's like, I'll just pretend they're not real, and then...

01:38:52.280 Just because they're not nukes doesn't mean we don't have to worry.

01:38:54.800 So, I granted him this aspect of it.

01:38:57.060 I was like, I think that you're right when it comes to nuclear fallout, or at least the

01:39:02.120 half-life of radiation of nuclear weapons.

01:39:04.200 Because if you remember when we were kids...

01:39:06.880 Yes, yeah.

01:39:07.800 When we were kids, they used to say...

01:39:09.400 This is uranium now.

01:39:10.180 They used to say that no life would be able to grow for 15,000 years wherever a nuke dropped.

01:39:16.640 I remember them telling me that as a child, and I believed it. 0.99

01:39:18.860 Because I was like, yeah, I understand the science between half-life and all this shit. 0.98

01:39:21.840 And there's like a full city in fucking Hiroshima now. 0.99

01:39:24.460 That's exactly what I brought up. 0.98

01:39:26.580 It's like 20 years later...

01:39:28.200 At this point, don't even say, I understand the science.

01:39:31.760 Just continue. 0.97

01:39:32.460 I just realized when you say that, it sounds so fucking crazy. 0.85

01:39:36.040 I understand the story you are telling me. 0.96

01:39:38.760 I understand what you are saying.

01:39:39.720 Yeah, that's a better way to put it. 0.99

01:39:41.500 I understand the bullshit that you guys taught me as a kid. 0.99

01:39:44.100 Anyway, so, I'm like... 0.99

01:39:45.940 So, 20 years later, I see photos of fucking Chernobyl, and it's like this beautiful, lush 0.97

01:39:50.920 place. 0.99

01:39:51.480 And you're like...

01:39:51.760 I was like, y'all told me that they couldn't even...

01:39:53.480 Like, nothing would grow.

01:39:54.620 And it's just like...

01:39:55.040 There's plants.

01:39:55.500 There's dinosaurs.

01:39:56.660 It's like...

01:39:57.280 It's beautiful.

01:39:58.560 What's happening?

01:39:59.040 Yeah, they drove through the top here. 0.99

01:40:01.240 But then I've also seen the fucking video footage of the nukes dropping and blowing shit 0.99

01:40:04.580 up. 1.00

01:40:04.780 And I've seen the fucking carnage and the, you know, all the kids with, like, fucking 1.00

01:40:09.700 third heads growing off their heads. 1.00

01:40:11.200 You know what's definitely bullshit are those videos of, like, people that put on glasses 0.99

01:40:14.620 and, like, watch the house blow away for the test nukes. 0.99

01:40:17.760 You ever seen that stuff in the 50s?

01:40:19.100 Like, yeah.

01:40:19.740 When I was a kid, I was like, oh, there's nukes.

01:40:21.500 There's nukes. 1.00

01:40:22.280 And now I'm like, oh, that's the dumbest fucking bullet I've ever seen in my life. 1.00

01:40:25.580 Like, hide under your desk. 1.00

01:40:28.440 Well, the best one is the whole, like, if they show you, okay, I'm going to show you

01:40:31.720 pictures of the nuke that hit Nagasaki in, like, the aftermath.

01:40:35.820 And then they'll be like, oh, actually, this is just after the firebombing in Tokyo.

01:40:39.840 And it's literally...

01:40:40.300 And you'll be like, oh, that's...

01:40:41.400 Oh, we mixed up the footage again.

01:40:43.680 Yeah, they literally...

01:40:44.660 Like the Kentucky firing range that was, like, the Syria video or whatever.

01:40:47.800 It's basically...

01:40:48.440 Oh, yeah.

01:40:49.260 Dude, I like...

01:40:50.320 I like all those three-headed kids, though, because I'm pro-nuclear family, so...

01:40:54.420 Did Tom do that, too?

01:40:56.140 Yeah.

01:40:57.400 No one else even heard Toad's joke, but I laughed.

01:40:59.720 I heard it. 0.97

01:41:00.380 It was ridiculous. 0.99

01:41:01.340 You've got all the reason in the world to fake... 0.98

01:41:03.520 It's like a Simpsons joke.

01:41:04.520 ...and to fake nukes, especially when you consider, like, the renewable energy... 0.99

01:41:08.480 Bro, what about all the fucking videos? 0.97

01:41:09.680 Nuclear energy is real, but nuclear fission on the fly might not be. 0.99

01:41:15.260 So...

01:41:15.580 Explain to me...

01:41:16.740 What am I talking about with the... 0.99

01:41:19.840 What did I see with these videos of these fucking huge mushroom clouds? 0.99

01:41:23.660 What are they? 0.99

01:41:23.980 Dude, your whole life is alive, right?

01:41:25.680 I think maybe it's that oxygen thing that happens when you firebomb a city, no?

01:41:29.360 Even the...

01:41:30.100 I've seen bombs that also have nuclear, like the mushroom cloud.

01:41:33.900 Like, that is a...

01:41:34.520 That's not...

01:41:34.800 Yeah, the Moab.

01:41:35.620 ...merely a nuclear...

01:41:36.520 Isn't that what happened in Tristan?

01:41:37.260 Wait, Clint, the nuclear conspiracy kind of debunks your whole ESG stuff, because if we

01:41:44.520 can use renewable nuclear energy to power the world, we don't have to worry about environmental 0.91

01:41:50.820 social governance and all the other bullshit.

01:41:53.060 Yeah, but environmental social governance is not about the environment, obviously, anyway. 0.95

01:41:56.460 Right.

01:41:57.080 It's about being woke.

01:41:58.040 Superficially, it is, though.

01:41:58.940 That's what they say, you know?

01:42:00.220 Superficial.

01:42:01.400 It's about being as hagopian as you can be.

01:42:05.540 You have bought the science on this a little too hard, Top.

01:42:09.400 Do we want to take this question from...

01:42:12.700 No, I want you guys to tell me why the nooks are fake. 0.99

01:42:15.080 I've seen fucking videos. 0.99

01:42:16.800 No, you've seen... 1.00

01:42:17.480 No, I'm just saying...

01:42:18.440 You've seen mushroom clouds.

01:42:19.740 When they summon all the oxygen out of a city from actual conventional weapons, super huge

01:42:25.740 conventional weapons can create a fire so intense that it sucks all the oxygen out

01:42:29.560 of the surrounding areas, and it goes and actually goes dark for a second.

01:42:33.100 This happens in house fires, too.

01:42:34.340 I believe in big bombs.

01:42:35.400 And then it goes...

01:42:36.400 And that's...

01:42:37.920 I think you see the same mushroom cloud from a conventional firebombing of Dresden as

01:42:43.360 you would...

01:42:44.060 I'm not saying I'm sure there are no such things as nuclear weapons.

01:42:47.560 I just...

01:42:48.100 I don't understand the science of nuclear fission on the fly.

01:42:51.940 That seems...

01:42:53.300 What's this on the fly thing?

01:42:54.420 Is that a special kind of fission that I...

01:42:55.720 No, it literally...

01:42:56.580 I understand nuclear power.

01:42:58.420 Oh, you mean literally they're flying.

01:43:00.220 Yeah.

01:43:00.320 They're flying.

01:43:01.320 I get it now.

01:43:02.140 Yeah, I get nuclear power because in my town...

01:43:04.640 It's like fly fishing.

01:43:05.260 Nuclear power was...

01:43:07.040 I could see it from miles down the river.

01:43:09.640 There was a huge thing.

01:43:11.220 They're like, that's a nuclear reactor.

01:43:13.060 Yeah, you know, it's just unboiling water, dude.

01:43:14.660 And it's a teeny thing that flies around.

01:43:16.320 Exactly.

01:43:16.560 That seems tricky.

01:43:17.620 It seems a little weird.

01:43:18.760 Yeah.

01:43:19.740 Remember that the first nukes were dropped by the Enola Gay. 1.00

01:43:22.980 That's...

01:43:23.220 Oh, yeah.

01:43:23.480 That's right.

01:43:24.100 Yeah.

01:43:24.320 What did Reed say?

01:43:29.000 What about the Holocaust on the line?

01:43:31.680 Wasn't the ship sunk that had all those... 1.00

01:43:34.920 You know the Indianapolis?

01:43:36.800 Wasn't that something that had something to do with the Enola Gay?

01:43:39.040 Asteroid.

01:43:39.740 Oh, that is tough.

01:43:40.580 I don't know which one's...

01:43:41.260 Oh, wait, wait, wait.

01:43:42.620 How many dinosaurs do they say died?

01:43:45.060 Six million.

01:43:45.720 Six million.

01:43:47.880 Billion?

01:43:49.480 Monica, you're talking about the Indianapolis,

01:43:52.300 the one that was set on the secret mission by the president

01:43:56.140 and actually sunk.

01:43:57.600 And then all of those...

01:43:58.720 There's a great Wendigan video on it.

01:44:00.700 He goes over the history of it.

01:44:01.600 It is so good.

01:44:02.760 Monica and Mark, have you ever watched Wendigan?

01:44:04.380 That book just broke my heart, though.

01:44:06.080 Like, the sailors were out in the water for days

01:44:09.360 getting eaten by sharks and drinking...

01:44:11.200 Oh, it makes me...

01:44:11.860 I could cry just thinking about it.

01:44:13.220 Oh, yeah.

01:44:13.740 This is actually a really crazy story about...

01:44:16.800 It makes you feel any better.

01:44:17.760 Sharks aren't real, so...

01:44:19.300 See, I believe in crazy sea lions.

01:44:21.540 Or their dinosaurs.

01:44:22.720 Oh, but dinosaurs aren't real.

01:44:23.660 Crazy, they'll picture it.

01:44:24.220 Or their dragons.

01:44:25.140 Sea dragons.

01:44:26.420 Sea dragons.

01:44:27.440 We figured it out.

01:44:28.200 Yeah.

01:44:29.300 Nice.

01:44:30.260 Sea elephants.

01:44:31.500 If you want to have...

01:44:32.200 It is pretty sad, but a lot of them survived.

01:44:35.140 There was a lot that did survive,

01:44:36.380 but the USA Indianapolis went on a secret mission...

01:44:38.560 The captain committed suicide 30 years later

01:44:40.520 because of that.

01:44:40.920 Yeah.

01:44:41.540 In the desert.

01:44:44.280 With three bullet holes in the back of his head.

01:44:46.380 But the USA Indianapolis was on a...

01:44:50.720 It was transporting nuclear material...

01:44:52.720 Yeah.

01:44:53.840 ...from the U.S. to the Philippines, I believe,

01:44:56.720 on a special secret mission from the president.

01:44:59.320 And so they told nobody else about, like, the entire...

01:45:03.120 The rest of the fleet about it.

01:45:04.600 And so then it was...

01:45:05.620 And then it sunk.

01:45:06.480 It sunk.

01:45:07.780 And all the sailors, like, went overboard,

01:45:12.540 and they were stuck in the water for, I believe,

01:45:15.480 four or five days, maybe even longer,

01:45:17.820 before the next ship came by.

01:45:19.780 But they were also all covered in oil. 0.99

01:45:22.200 Wouldn't you get some fucking sunburned? 0.98

01:45:23.900 But there was a rescue ship sent and then called back. 0.99

01:45:27.400 Yeah.

01:45:28.240 Yeah.

01:45:28.700 There was a bunch of weird stuff about it,

01:45:30.460 but they all...

01:45:31.360 A lot of them survived,

01:45:32.860 but they were all covered in oil.

01:45:34.780 They all had tons of sunburns.

01:45:36.080 There was, like, two rafts that they could...

01:45:38.300 And there was one doctor that was keeping them all alive.

01:45:40.240 Ten minutes of the sunburned.

01:45:41.560 I can't imagine.

01:45:41.820 You're bringing us down, Cole.

01:45:43.260 I'm sorry.

01:45:43.780 I'm sorry.

01:45:44.280 Look, I was a serious one.

01:45:45.420 USS Cole coincidence?

01:45:46.960 You know what?

01:45:47.280 I'm going to make it really sad.

01:45:48.720 The doctor said that he would...

01:45:50.320 Anytime a guy died,

01:45:51.700 he would remove their dog tags

01:45:54.880 and put it on his arm.

01:45:56.020 And he had to stop

01:45:57.100 whenever his arm was weighing him down too much

01:45:59.540 where he couldn't swim anymore.

01:46:01.220 Yeah, that was the sad part.

01:46:03.640 What's the name?

01:46:03.780 What's the name?

01:46:05.720 Indianapolis.

01:46:06.420 There was a book about it

01:46:07.680 that was just heartbreaking.

01:46:08.780 It's horrific.

01:46:09.320 I think there was a movie about it, too.

01:46:11.400 Wow.

01:46:11.620 Maybe.

01:46:12.100 And he said like

01:46:12.800 there were sharks

01:46:13.640 that were underneath them

01:46:14.700 circling almost the entire time

01:46:16.620 and they would come up

01:46:17.600 and they would bite the guys

01:46:19.060 and if they moved,

01:46:20.380 they knew they were alive.

01:46:21.520 And so they didn't...

01:46:22.300 They wouldn't go after those guys.

01:46:23.440 They would go and wait

01:46:24.300 and see if the guy was dead

01:46:25.580 and they'd eat that dude. 0.96

01:46:27.080 And they would do that. 0.99

01:46:27.640 That's the pussy sharks. 1.00

01:46:28.980 Yeah, that's respectful, man. 1.00

01:46:30.560 That's fucking sharks. 0.99

01:46:31.500 How about that? 1.00

01:46:31.600 I didn't know.

01:46:32.340 I didn't know you had a chance

01:46:33.220 with sharks.

01:46:33.240 Also, if I'm a shark,

01:46:33.940 I want to die that's still alive, right? 1.00

01:46:35.500 You want that shit fresh. 1.00

01:46:36.400 They must have been small, 1.00

01:46:37.560 small sharks.

01:46:38.460 I think by the end,

01:46:40.640 they were getting some of the other...

01:46:42.860 Because the guys would fight them off.

01:46:44.660 They would like kick them 0.98

01:46:45.320 and punch them 1.00

01:46:45.800 or whatever they could. 0.99

01:46:46.800 But by the end there,

01:46:47.680 they were like...

01:46:48.200 The guys were so tired

01:46:49.740 that they were just eating

01:46:50.620 live dudes also.

01:46:51.780 And some of the guys

01:46:54.120 would drink the water.

01:46:55.260 And then the doctor said,

01:46:56.640 you can't hang out with us

01:46:57.620 because it gave magnets.

01:47:00.060 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:47:00.740 You can't hang out with us.

01:47:01.980 He was getting very upset

01:47:03.160 and he would be like,

01:47:03.840 you can't...

01:47:04.420 I believe there was something...

01:47:05.720 He would do...

01:47:07.240 What was he hitting him with?

01:47:08.860 He would come up

01:47:09.380 and hit them with something 0.97

01:47:10.840 if they saw them

01:47:11.480 drinking the salt water.

01:47:13.740 But yeah,

01:47:14.180 a lot of them survived.

01:47:15.920 There's pictures of them.

01:47:17.240 And they're like...

01:47:17.760 Parts of Little Boy.

01:47:18.960 They were delivering

01:47:19.720 parts of Little Boy.

01:47:20.680 And someone should have

01:47:22.060 dropped an elephant around them

01:47:23.120 and see if it evolved.

01:47:24.980 That was an experiment.

01:47:26.660 There's pictures of them

01:47:27.360 coming back onto the ship

01:47:28.560 that rescued them.

01:47:29.560 And they're just like 0.72

01:47:30.340 completely black.

01:47:32.000 And then they were...

01:47:32.840 1,200.

01:47:34.300 1,200 sailors.

01:47:35.960 They were in blackface, actually.

01:47:37.560 Yes, all of them were.

01:47:41.000 I never did.

01:47:41.900 I didn't say the sharks there.

01:47:43.800 What was your point, Cole?

01:47:45.840 You mentioned it.

01:47:46.920 You mentioned the Indianapolis.

01:47:48.040 You said something about it.

01:47:49.640 I know,

01:47:49.900 but I didn't go and say

01:47:50.800 this is the most depressing story

01:47:52.020 I've ever read in my life

01:47:52.840 when we thought you all about it.

01:47:54.500 Yeah, that's the show.

01:47:55.860 It's one thing I know

01:47:56.920 because I also want to talk about

01:47:58.320 when you do it.

01:47:58.420 Yeah, what's the conspiracy angle?

01:47:59.920 I'm going to mention him

01:48:00.860 because he's one of the best

01:48:02.060 conspiracy guys.

01:48:02.540 Are we forgetting

01:48:03.080 this is a conspiracy

01:48:03.860 corner ripoff show?

01:48:04.920 What's the conspiracy?

01:48:06.960 The conspiracy theory

01:48:08.020 is because they were

01:48:09.160 transported

01:48:10.380 nuclear material.

01:48:12.200 Oh, okay.

01:48:13.260 They didn't tell the entire...

01:48:13.740 And nuclear material is fake, 0.98

01:48:14.940 so they had to kill... 0.91

01:48:16.280 It goes for the nukes. 0.96

01:48:17.060 Should we...

01:48:18.780 To make it more cheerful,

01:48:19.740 should we give Cam a shout-out

01:48:20.880 for being on Tucker Carlson?

01:48:22.380 Yes.

01:48:23.240 Oh, Cam Harliss.

01:48:24.260 I thought we were talking

01:48:24.700 about Cam Newton.

01:48:26.660 Oh, yeah.

01:48:27.140 I'm supposed to mention Cam Harliss.

01:48:28.920 He said he'd, like,

01:48:29.700 give me a sexual favor or something 0.52

01:48:30.780 if I made Monica bring him 0.95

01:48:31.780 off the show.

01:48:32.280 Monica, bring him... 1.00

01:48:32.960 But you did it without me.

01:48:33.720 Five children.

01:48:36.960 I guess that counts

01:48:39.000 as a shout-out, right?

01:48:40.140 That's a shout-out.

01:48:40.620 Yeah, yeah.

01:48:41.140 No.

01:48:41.960 Cam was on Tucker Carlson.

01:48:42.960 That is pretty amazing

01:48:44.660 that is relatively well.

01:48:46.020 In our circles,

01:48:46.800 that would be an innocuous tweet.

01:48:47.860 I guess in other circles,

01:48:48.620 it's a very controversial tweet.

01:48:50.160 But that someone tweeting it

01:48:51.460 got that person...

01:48:52.780 I guess he's not fired.

01:48:53.660 He's on unpaid leave,

01:48:55.340 a concept I'm very familiar with.

01:48:56.920 Well, that's unfortunate.

01:48:57.360 But maybe they did it as a...

01:48:58.540 Maybe that was a psyop.

01:48:59.940 Maybe the guy did it just...

01:49:01.160 Cam Harliss is a psyop.

01:49:03.060 No, not Cam.

01:49:04.300 Not Cam.

01:49:04.660 I know, I know.

01:49:05.320 Not only did he post his way 0.98

01:49:06.840 on to fucking Tucker Carlson, 0.98

01:49:08.220 which is cool enough 0.99

01:49:08.880 in its own right,

01:49:09.640 but more importantly, 1.00

01:49:11.140 he got a fucking WAPO... 1.00

01:49:13.340 He created a civil war 1.00

01:49:15.360 inside the Washington Post. 0.99

01:49:17.000 That is fucking glorious. 1.00

01:49:18.280 That is zero shit. 1.00

01:49:19.800 And then when he was on Carlson, 1.00

01:49:21.340 I have to say what I liked

01:49:22.600 was that he threw the reporter

01:49:25.180 under the bus

01:49:25.940 for liking the Iraq war.

01:49:27.760 I was like, wow.

01:49:29.140 Cam went in and was like,

01:49:30.280 I'm going to accomplish something

01:49:31.440 with this.

01:49:32.440 They probably told him

01:49:33.200 you got 90 seconds.

01:49:34.800 You only get to say one thing.

01:49:36.460 That's like they train you.

01:49:37.480 They give you a little...

01:49:38.360 You only get to say one thing

01:49:39.520 and they probably thought

01:49:40.180 you were going to say...

01:49:40.240 You're getting one line.

01:49:41.320 What's my YouTube channel,

01:49:42.660 which is youtube.com

01:49:44.040 slash themadones. 1.00

01:49:44.760 I think you're welcome, Cam.

01:49:46.120 But he said...

01:49:47.280 So he said,

01:49:49.200 yeah, I don't care

01:49:50.460 that I caused that guy trouble

01:49:51.740 even though he liked my tweet

01:49:53.020 and no one should be punished

01:49:53.840 for laughing at a joke.

01:49:55.120 But he was hardcore

01:49:56.840 for the Iraq war 0.93

01:49:57.940 and killing babies is worse. 0.99

01:50:00.500 Yeah. 1.00

01:50:01.000 Hell yeah.

01:50:02.820 And he had seven abortions.

01:50:03.920 A good use of your moment

01:50:05.140 in the sun.

01:50:06.140 He's giving me hope.

01:50:06.980 I wake up every day now

01:50:07.980 on Twitter 0.99

01:50:08.340 and I just fucking roll the dice 0.98

01:50:09.540 because I was like... 0.97

01:50:10.120 Please have a reporter

01:50:13.760 retweet this one.

01:50:15.080 What I really like about this though

01:50:16.660 is that he was on 0.99

01:50:17.760 motherfucking Tucker Carlson 0.99

01:50:19.140 yesterday 0.99

01:50:19.820 and he's like,

01:50:20.700 I want to shout out

01:50:21.680 on Tower Gang.

01:50:22.720 I know!

01:50:24.620 This is the real...

01:50:25.740 I'm not just kidding.

01:50:27.020 This is the real accomplishment.

01:50:28.800 Right here. 1.00

01:50:29.760 That shit is crazy. 1.00

01:50:31.340 That shit is unbelievable. 1.00

01:50:32.860 If Tucker Carlson 1.00

01:50:33.460 asked to come on the show,

01:50:34.380 I'd probably be like,

01:50:35.420 I don't know.

01:50:36.000 I don't know, man.

01:50:36.940 You're all mainstream,

01:50:37.960 don't you think?

01:50:39.480 What are your thoughts

01:50:40.260 on Big Bone?

01:50:41.020 Let's start there.

01:50:43.060 Oh, not a fan of Big Bone?

01:50:44.320 Big Puss? 1.00

01:50:44.920 Tuck?

01:50:45.300 Tuck?

01:50:45.580 What is Big Bone?

01:50:46.220 His dad was his own guy.

01:50:49.200 Is Tucker Carlson a plant

01:50:50.760 or any type of...

01:50:51.460 Definitely.

01:50:52.600 His dad was a big time

01:50:53.640 propagandist

01:50:54.460 and I think he might have been

01:50:55.560 in Anderson Cooper's

01:50:57.160 CIA class.

01:50:58.620 Pledge class?

01:50:59.260 Wow.

01:50:59.920 I didn't know that one.

01:51:01.220 Monica, go ahead 0.99

01:51:02.060 and give us your plugs.

01:51:03.380 Oh, thank you so much.

01:51:04.440 So, I'm Monica Perez.

01:51:06.540 You can find me

01:51:07.040 at Monica Perez Show

01:51:07.880 on Twitter.

01:51:08.720 I have a show

01:51:10.560 that I share

01:51:11.120 with my partner,

01:51:13.640 Brad Binkley,

01:51:14.500 but he's now doing

01:51:15.640 the Drive Time News Blast

01:51:16.560 and I've spun off

01:51:17.740 the deep dives.

01:51:19.180 So, I'm going a little deeper

01:51:20.540 a couple of times a week.

01:51:21.740 So, you can find

01:51:22.560 Deep Dives with Monica Perez

01:51:23.720 on the Propaganda Report

01:51:24.860 podcast feed

01:51:26.000 or at thepropagandareport.com.

01:51:28.280 She's been deep diving

01:51:28.860 There's some kind of

01:51:29.720 all about the buzz joke

01:51:30.700 in there somewhere.

01:51:32.820 Dude, I know.

01:51:33.960 I'm never going.

01:51:34.600 There's some tie-ins here.

01:51:36.120 I have to just

01:51:36.720 put that behind me

01:51:38.020 because

01:51:38.400 Oh, you want him

01:51:39.460 behind you.

01:51:40.300 Anyways.

01:51:42.120 We were just spooning.

01:51:47.560 Mark, go for it.

01:51:49.680 Lions of Liberty

01:51:50.580 at Lions of Liberty

01:51:51.340 interviewing Dave Smith

01:51:52.220 Thursday night

01:51:52.840 for Patrons Monday

01:51:53.740 for the regulars,

01:51:55.280 the poors 1.00

01:51:55.640 and Second Friend Comics

01:51:57.500 for Nerd Talk

01:51:58.340 and Tower Gang

01:51:59.880 for Occasional Conspiracy Talk.

01:52:01.060 Hey, by the way

01:52:03.240 I'm Mark DeClaire on Twitter.

01:52:04.800 Do you do anything

01:52:05.260 for sports?

01:52:06.860 You talking to me?

01:52:07.700 Yeah, I'm talking to you.

01:52:08.600 Yeah.

01:52:09.400 Yeah, I do some work

01:52:10.560 in the sports TV world

01:52:12.140 that I probably shouldn't

01:52:13.500 draw attention

01:52:14.000 to those clients here.

01:52:15.340 A sports podcast

01:52:16.240 is what I'm saying.

01:52:16.800 You ever done

01:52:17.360 two and a half takes?

01:52:19.460 No, I haven't.

01:52:20.940 Why?

01:52:21.160 Is this an invitation?

01:52:21.940 No, I'm just wondering.

01:52:23.120 I'm just wondering.

01:52:23.700 He's like,

01:52:24.300 I occasionally do one.

01:52:25.860 He's just inviting you

01:52:26.960 on his lap.

01:52:28.040 I'm not asking him

01:52:29.040 to come on.

01:52:29.640 I was just wondering

01:52:30.260 if he's done one

01:52:30.960 because I...

01:52:31.420 Do you have a sports show

01:52:32.200 separately from this?

01:52:33.120 Mark, he's not asking

01:52:33.960 you to come on.

01:52:34.500 He's looking for a new partner.

01:52:35.600 Are you looking to hang out?

01:52:37.300 You can just ask me

01:52:38.260 to hang out.

01:52:38.740 It's fine.

01:52:39.180 You don't need to

01:52:39.900 dream up this whole

01:52:41.420 what will we talk about scenario. 0.98

01:52:42.960 This is the gayest 1.00

01:52:43.680 fucking introduction of this. 1.00

01:52:45.080 I wasn't asking 0.99

01:52:45.960 to come on the show

01:52:47.240 because I've already

01:52:48.080 done the show

01:52:48.560 in like three weeks.

01:52:50.100 But what I was asking,

01:52:51.260 I just wanted to know

01:52:52.100 because I knew

01:52:52.640 he's involved with sports.

01:52:53.800 I want to know

01:52:54.220 because he talks

01:52:54.840 conspiracies in Liberty.

01:52:56.260 I thought there was

01:52:56.800 something,

01:52:57.160 a third thing there

01:52:58.020 that he actually likes

01:52:58.760 in sports.

01:52:59.380 I don't know.

01:52:59.980 Yeah, no, there's a rail.

01:53:00.780 I have a little sports interest.

01:53:03.120 I'm more a baseball guy

01:53:04.560 and I enjoy like boxing

01:53:05.700 and MMA a little bit,

01:53:06.840 but I'm like,

01:53:07.560 I can talk on a lot of sports

01:53:08.680 if that's what you're trying to say.

01:53:11.580 I am Clint Russell.

01:53:12.760 I'm the host of Liberty Lockdown.

01:53:13.960 You can follow me on Twitter

01:53:14.820 at Liberty Locked Pod.

01:53:16.020 About to hit 43,000.

01:53:17.280 Get on board.

01:53:18.620 And Liberty Lockdown

01:53:19.580 on YouTube, Spotify,

01:53:20.460 Apple Podcasts,

01:53:21.060 everywhere else.

01:53:21.540 Today, I was on Tinfoil Hat

01:53:24.020 with Sam Tripoli.

01:53:24.740 That will be out tomorrow.

01:53:25.860 That's going to be huge.

01:53:27.840 And then tomorrow afternoon,

01:53:30.540 my episode with Jack Murphy,

01:53:32.780 which will be very controversial,

01:53:34.220 as well as Judge Andrew Napolitano.

01:53:36.760 So make sure you guys check it out.

01:53:39.320 I am not going to be calling him that.

01:53:41.080 No.

01:53:41.200 Top Lobster underscore on Twitter,

01:53:45.620 Top Lobster everywhere else,

01:53:46.860 Top Lobster.com for merch

01:53:48.380 and whatever else you need.

01:53:49.720 Go ahead, Cole.

01:53:49.840 Future merch.

01:53:50.980 Discount code ROAR

01:53:51.920 for some percent off your order.

01:53:53.960 I forget what it is.

01:53:55.420 Future merch manager of Gas Digital.

01:53:57.340 You're looking at right here.

01:53:58.720 It's going to happen, man.

01:53:59.980 It's going to happen.

01:54:01.740 Also, by the way,

01:54:02.400 so Tower King Cole on Twitter,

01:54:04.200 then Tower Gang Pod

01:54:05.820 also on Twitter for the show.

01:54:08.040 Junkie Jeff mentioned also

01:54:09.060 that Jinx has a new alt

01:54:10.260 and it's Coke Pusha.

01:54:11.460 So if you want to go follow him.

01:54:13.140 Thank you.

01:54:13.600 I wanted to throw that out there

01:54:15.360 because he is a great follow.

01:54:17.260 Coke Pusha.

01:54:18.940 So next week we have Josh Denny on.

01:54:21.340 If I don't find him,

01:54:22.040 I'll find something else.

01:54:24.080 Next week we have Josh Denny on

01:54:26.000 and then the week after that,

01:54:27.460 I don't know if we still...

01:54:28.480 The week after that is live from Porkfest

01:54:30.940 or at least we're going to attend.

01:54:31.820 Oh, I forgot about that.

01:54:32.660 We were going to do the live Porkfest.

01:54:33.740 And then the finale, 0.99

01:54:34.640 I think I can get fucking Tripoli 0.99

01:54:36.040 if you guys want. 0.99

01:54:36.720 That's who we're wanting

01:54:37.520 as Sam Tripoli is on.

01:54:38.660 So pushing to do that.

01:54:41.360 Toad, you can wrap us up.

01:54:43.240 Anarchal underscore Toad on Twitter.

01:54:45.540 Josh Denny coming on next week.

01:54:47.500 I don't know what conspiracies

01:54:48.480 you're going to talk about,

01:54:49.360 but we're continuing

01:54:50.200 Jones in for June.

01:54:52.780 That's hard to say.

01:54:53.820 And happy anniversary

01:54:55.460 to the USS Liberty event.

01:55:01.140 Thanks, guys.

01:55:02.760 Ironically...

01:55:03.580 Ironically...

01:55:04.340 Ironically,

Tower Gang - June 10, 2022

Ep 73 - Ron Paul Sex Dreams w⧸ Monica Perez & Marc Clair

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